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W-what did you say?
>>16165118That you are kinda cute!
>>16165118I SAID LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILE!IF YOU TRY ANYTHING I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA AND SHOVE IT INBETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS!I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT TIE OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKING VIOLIN!I'M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT!I'M GOING TO COLOUR THAT PANSY GREEN HAIR RED USING YER FUCKING BONE MARROW!YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKING BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!
>>16165118I said take out your fat cow tits and give me paizuri
>>16165118I love you! Yuuka!Beautiful Miss Yuuka!
Didn't you hear me the first time you loopy broad? I'm the mating press technician and I was called here to impregnate you.
>>16165158You have 10 seconds to take that back before I hit you!
>>16165118I said hello.
I said you want it?
Yuuka can't take a compliment. She doesn't get very many, you see.
Please let me bury my face in your ass ma'am!!
>>16165118I said "I want to be like you!"
I said hey!What's going on!
>>16165118Yuuka's big sweaty Yuukas
Ahh... Yuuka's p-pantyhose..! Yes..!!
>>16167323I like this
Yuuka? More like Yucka
I want to impregnate Yuuka's huge udders
>>16165234God damn, I want an eroge where you have to convince the girls of Gensokyo to give you Paizuri. Yuuka is the final boss.
>>16165118I said... well nevermind its not important
>>16165118I said you are going to die alone and unloved.
I said that Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.Aikido does not deflect attacks. It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force. A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.That is the power of Aikido.
>>16167643Meiling will teach me
>>16167605Who's level 1?
>>16167796Sanae aka the tutorial
>>16167819From the tutorial all the way up to final boss, she's in every route
>>16165118Your garden display has just won First Place at the Chelsea Flower Show!
Fuck you kid, eat a dick
>>16167861So you have to convince her every level?
>>16168860It's like that King of Gensokyo series. She breaks after every chapter but keeps coming back.
Is it just me, or does Yuuka have a disproportional amount of paizuri art than most 2hus? Is Yuuka the paizurihu?
>>16169858it's probably due to her being one of the earlier characters introduced and the volume is indicative of that early start
>>16165118Mind if I roll need?
>>16165118I said I want to watch you urinate.
>>16165118Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>16165118I said to check this 77
Touhou 16 - Intermammary OdysseyStage 1: SanaeStage 2: ByakurenStage 3: JunkoStage 4: Yukari Stage 5: KanakpFinal: YuukaEX: Doc.
>>16174190Fuck off phoneposter
>>16165118MY NAME IS RAYMU THE YOUKALI KILLA HAVE A NICE RING TO IT DONCHA THINKFUCK YOU
>>16165118It's free real estate.
>>16165118I said, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it's cold as HELL.
Pajama Yuuka is best Yuuka
>>16176151>>16176170>>16176181I want to sleep with Yuuka
>>16176181I want to marry Yuuka and cuddle with her
>>16175953Dr. Pierce, I'm UAC.
>>16174096gap hags can't melt steel beams
>>16165118Tell me where is GandalfFor I much desire to speak with him
Is Yuuka's paizuri good? Does she prefer CITP, COT, or CON?
>>16165118I said I wanted to fuck you raw and impregnate you. Then throughout your various stages of pregnancy I'll fuck your delicate, warm, moist, sensitive pussy on a daily basis while greedily suckling the sweet warm nectar that is your milk spraying like a geyser into my mouth from your large heavily engorged breasts and thick nipples right up to the day you give birth to our love child and once you healed up the heavy sex continues on and on and on as your heavy breasts sway while dripping milk from your lovely teats and your beautiful snatch tightens and contracts around my hard shaft.
>>16177453You're trying too hard>throughout your various stages of pregnancy [...] on a daily basisYou are not thinking clearly.
>>16167643>Not using SinanjuPleb, I bet you're not even Korean.
>>16177475He's obviously too aroused to think clearly for what he describes is quite erotic
i want to lick yuuka's sweat
>>16165118I want to be a doctor.
I said is you dabbin?
I said I want to help you destroy all the humans!
>>16176859I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to think this.
I said "please be my friend."
I said please let me smell your breasts
>>16176895CITP, obviously. It's the only way to fertilize her bulbs.
Non-asian people obsessed with their idea of Japanese culture are almost always unpopular teen girls or virgin neckbeards without social skills.
>>16176895What do those acronyms stand for?
>>16183153I'm guessing Cum On Tits, Cum on Neck and Cum In TitPussy.
>>16183599There need to be Cum in Mouth and Cum on Face options as well to round it out.
>>16167643I use a much stronger fighting style.Called 'gun'.It has many techniques like, chest-shooting and hip-fire! You should try it out!
>you will never splatter Yuuka's huge beautiful breasts with your hot semen as she glares at you.Why fucking live.
>>16188598Yuuka cosplayers exist, they're the next best thing and some are cute
>>16165118I'm gonna jerk my fucking dick off.
>>16165118ANATA NO KOE KIKI TAKU NATTA
>>16192219wrong 2huand why is that song so damn popular
>>16192304Love is universal, my dude.I kind of wanted to sing meteor first, but I don't think it's popular enough for people to recognize.
>>16192339/jp/ 2hu covers when?
>>16192327Not that anon but here's a qt asian
>>16192411The radio station I have on for company plays alot of music from the 60s-80s and I sometimes sing to them softly. I dont quite know but I feel I have an alright voice.
>>16165118That you want it.
>>16194169Mirin' those biceps on Reimu (?) there on the background
I still don't understand what her power is supposed to beFrom what I've read, this manipulation of flowers is just a bonus from her actual powerI'm starting to think Yuuka is some sort of supreme archwizard whose preferred school of magic is animism>Controls flowers>Turns into light>Can turn invisible>Invented the master spark>Split up into clones that can act independently>Can break the 4th wall
>>16203619The only thing I know about her is that she's supposedly somewhat sadistic
>>16188598Thanks for giving me further incentive to kill myself.
>>16194169shit, this picture is what, like 6 years old?Time sure flies on the jay
>>16203673Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>16192339manly looking yuuka
>>16203640That's just a shitty fandom meme spawned from the fact she wanted to purge the humans cause they keep entering her garden and ruining it (or something along those lines)
Thoughts on long hair Yuuka?
>>16209865A cute! A CUTE!!!!!!
>>16211610I heard the game isn't very good...
>>16214191But it's got Yuuka
>>16209865>>16209897yes, let us post more
>>16215146That's all for now.
>>16165118Thank you for applying for our "Cutest Youkai Character" position.After careful consideration we have decided to move on with another candidate.
>>16215221Careful anon. that's how wars get started
>>16215221You're right, Kirby is the cutest youkai.
>>16215221Why is Junko hugging a peep? She's going to get her clothes all sticky!
>>16209865She looks good! Very cute!
>>16203640actually It's more a battle-maniac when she wants
>>16203619She's just a youkai that control flowers and can use magic. If you go into semi-canon, she also has whatever "ultimate magic" Alice has. I think she's like the opposite of Rumia. Rumia has a strong sounding power like mastery of darkness, but she's weak and lazy, whereas Yuuka has a weak sounding ability but is really strong.
>>16215155The face looks like a man.
>>16230181shhhh... don't ruin it
>>16165118YUUKA!! Marry mee-yoww!
>>16235361Sometimes I like to imagine that the stronger 2hus turn into lolis when their power is exhausted
>>16236102That's cute, dude, I'll choose to believe the same thing.
>>16167323You posted this edit in the oc thread and then it got deleted! I was sad to see it go.Very nice work.
>>16184935You're pretty good.
>>16192411>>16193930Would be fun. Vocaroo anyone? What song should we sing?
>>16165158Found the dwarf
>>16165118I said, boobs.