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It's a lonely saturday night /jp/. How's your sister doing?

>> No.1616305

She's dead.

>> No.1616307

She's in a different college. Doing homework. Very mundane.

>> No.1616308

I have three sisters and they are all with their boyfriends.

>> No.1616309

I don't fucking care anymore. I asked /jp/ how to have sex with her and you guys weren't helpful at all.

>> No.1616313

As much as I hate what you're doing, /jp/ is so dead without you. Although that might just be because of all the decent Anons you drove off with your corrosive influence.

I wish I had a sister.

>> No.1616316

Now that you mention it, I have no idea.
She came down with a cold Wed., so maybe still sick in bed.

>> No.1616318

I have 4 older sisters. All of them have their own kids already, and 3 of them are living far from my home. My 4th sister still lives here with me and my mother. College student who lives with 20 people under one house.

Yes, I know, Hispanic motherfucker.

NOT MEXICAN THOUGH.

>> No.1616319

Oh hey athens. Sorry about disappearing on you yesterday, but I had to run out for something.

>> No.1616321

>>1616313
>/jp/ is so dead without you

I'd rather /jp/ be dead than be as pathetic as it is now.

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>>1616303

>> No.1616329

>>1616323
You're not Hatsune Miku! What have you done with the vocaloid?

>> No.1616325

Better than me.

>> No.1616326

My sister is probably watching some japanese drama at home or still working at the hospital.

>> No.1616327

Hey athens, our sisters are all sluts, right?

>> No.1616328

>>1616319
No problem.

>>1616308
Sad story, bro.

>>1616305
Don't lie like that!

>>1616309
What the hell? Don't screw your sister :(

>> No.1616332

She's in her room doing god know what. Last time I went into her room she was masturbating so I'm not going there anymore.

>> No.1616330

She's probably studying extremely hard for a biology test, getting frustrated, and turning on the TV to watch CSI. I don't live at home anymore, so I have no idea.

>> No.1616331

I don't have sisters. I have 4 older brothers.
Fuck yeah, we kick ass.

>> No.1616333

>>1616327
No, why?

>> No.1616335

>>1616332
>Last time I went into her room she was masturbating so I'm not going there anymore.

Does not compute.

>> No.1616337

>>1616335
Some sisters you just don't want to see masturbating, yo.

>> No.1616339

She's in from college this weekend to visit, and spent the day in the city with her friends. I hope we get some alone time this weekend, although I'm still considering if I should tell her or not...

>> No.1616341

>>1616333

But you're always saying that women can't be lonely and are always slutty. Our sisters are women or lolis. How do you square this?

>> No.1616343

>>1616337
Oh, I see..

My apologies then, Anon.

>> No.1616350

>>1616339
>although I'm still considering if I should tell her or not..

Ages back I spoke to some guy whose sister baked him a cake. Are you that same guy?

>>1616341

I don't say all women are slutty. I still have a hard time believing they can be ronery though.

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>>1616350
Am I slutty?

>> No.1616355

>>1616303

Just had a baby...I'm an uncle twice over.

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