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Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 02:53:07 No.16102854 [Reply] [Original]

>I sentence you... to be my husband!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 02:54:24 No.16102858 being married to someone who doesn't die and exists beyond your own death sounds like the harshest punishment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 02:54:29 No.16102859 File: 127 KB, 300x427, rohan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 02:55:20 No.16102862 B-but we're both girls..!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 02:56:22 No.16102866 >>16102854 Heaven's closed enjoy your life of lecturetry.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 02:56:28 No.16102867 >>16102859 Piss off, Rohan. Go drink a pepsi.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 02:57:12 No.16102871 >>16102862 I want to have sex with a stinky NEET jp-sie pussy!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 03:13:37 No.16102923 She lectures because she cares people. Though, I wonder if she ever feels bad for hurting others, justfiable or not. I'd like to be the one person who doesn't hate the Yama for what she is. No matter what, I'll still always love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 03:16:52 No.16102936 k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 08:22:19 No.16103561 File: 639 KB, 800x1131, 069c411f9e0f7622571d592379999bb2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16102859 GAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 08:24:14 No.16103565 File: 101 KB, 800x473, 1411414656791.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16102854 No...NOO!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 08:49:19 No.16103613 >>16102854 Oh gosh, this is all too sudden! I don't know if I'm ready!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 08:52:35 No.16103620 So, what was my crime?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 08:53:54 No.16103621 >>16102854 Your funeral.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 09:13:24 No.16103675 File: 69 KB, 503x403, yes_yuukarin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16102854 ! ! !

Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 09:15:23 No.16103685

I gave you a rock with lots of Love*
Cus flowers quickly dry out
The only thing I could've given you
Is a rock inscribed with the word Love

In the jewellery department
Everything's expensive there
I'd buy a bead necklace
One, maybe two
And you'd love, and you'd adore
But still around your neck will be ... nothing

I gave you a rock with lots of Love
Cus flowers quickly dry out
The only thing I could've given you
Is a rock inscribed with the word Love

Now I've got a few bucks,**
Been saving for two nights
I'd give you flowers
Even a whole basket.
And you'd love, and you'd stroke [them]
Later, I'll bite my elbows from starvation.***

I gave you a rock with lots of Love
Cus flowers quickly dry out
The only thing I could've given you
Is a rock inscribed with the word Love

But this story
Also has a happy end,
Because this normal rock
Turns out,
That it was made of gold
I think I'm dreaming!
There's only one way out:
Sorry babe!

I took your rock with lots of Love
Now I've got a hundred mil
And to you I'll give what you wanted to have
These flowers for five bucks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 09:20:15 No.16103703 File: 368 KB, 800x655, hard work.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBj5P71Mci4

Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 09:37:05 No.16103763
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>>16103703
Onionkin, depart.

What is it with Polish pop singers of late and engaging in Polglish nonsense for no good reason?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 09:38:32 No.16103769 File: 100 KB, 975x1377, __shiki_eiki_touhou_drawn_by_amisu__74c57ebb8796502187825f249ecb14cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Justice has awoken.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 10:18:30 No.16103857 N-nani!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 10:31:08 No.16103897 File: 670 KB, 750x1000, 1465555068932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16102854 I've already been convicted, sorry. No Double Jeopardy allowed!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 11:13:38 No.16104038 >>16102854 Can I appeal that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 11:18:58 No.16104049 >>16102854 Please punish me with sumata for a whole week!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 12:12:07 No.16104162 >>16102854 B-but I am married already, What will happen to my wife?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 13:47:39 No.16104529 >>16102862 Hey dude can you please verbally abuse me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 14:25:25 No.16104615 File: 690 KB, 1050x1400, 1479151525601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And I want children.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 22:46:06 No.16106112 File: 573 KB, 1200x900, 59951276_p17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 15, 2016 00:06:23 No.16106330 >>16103763 https://youtu.be/WbEaexd5bhY?t=45s

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 07:36:53 No.16111341 H-how many children do you want? Will you be mad if I shag komachi on the side?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 07:43:47 No.16111359 File: 570 KB, 400x225, tewismile.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16102854 Hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 08:16:01 No.16111421 File: 15 KB, 187x208, 1476466154352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16103685 I got the refrence. Bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 12:28:56 No.16112236 File: 67 KB, 500x706, the yama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which version of the Yama am I marrying?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 12:36:34 No.16112262 >>16112236 The one that constantly beats the shit out of her new husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 13:08:44 No.16112379 >>16112262 Where's the justice in that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 18:35:26 No.16113678 File: 165 KB, 965x1376, 0544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 12:09:10 No.16117036 >>16111421 what is the connection here

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 14:46:34 No.16117644 File: 510 KB, 662x662, 3f9e6d44f359fce6bdd9e60db66cac7b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I already have a wife. And Eiki isn't ready for a husband, especially if she's trying to get one like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 16:45:11 No.16118009 Is she a top or bottom in bed?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 16:56:15 No.16118054 File: 419 KB, 800x1000, 45646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 17:00:04 No.16118071 >>16118009 She can be on top of my face any day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 17:07:03 No.16118115 >>16118009 She's a cuddler!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 17:16:42 No.16118166 Castrate me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 17:20:15 No.16118183 Can I just serve a prison sentence instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 17:32:23 No.16118224 File: 2.18 MB, 1280x720, leggy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every tred.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 17:37:43 No.16118248 >>16118224 >those legs HOW

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 17:44:19 No.16118280 File: 178 KB, 1280x720, oops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 19:28:13 No.16118666 >>16104615 what position would she want to procreate in?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 20:02:22 No.16118786 >>16118224 >>16118280 MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm.....

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 20:15:15 No.16118824 File: 1.02 MB, 992x1402, asdasad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 20:23:05 No.16118847 File: 356 KB, 800x1000, 47301166_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16118666 Sitting on her partner's lap.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 23:53:11 No.16119697 >>16118666 the mating press

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 18, 2016 09:40:49 No.16121759 >>16102854 How can I marry someone whose world is only black and white but wears blue and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 19, 2016 00:41:01 No.16125454 >>16102854 That's almost rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 19, 2016 01:03:23 No.16125501 >>16118666 Her butt on your face

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 19, 2016 02:24:36 No.16125701 File: 215 KB, 465x499, 35531322 - Copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16125454 Almost?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 20, 2016 07:39:15 No.16132151 File: 214 KB, 700x700, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun, Nov 20, 2016 07:52:00 No.16132191
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>>16117036
The Yama was originally a statue (as in stone). ''A stone inscribed with the word Love'' that didn't seem to appealing on the outside core, but inside there was gold core, referring to Eiki's golden and just heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 20, 2016 08:02:49 No.16132211 File: 387 KB, 858x1200, 40829822_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's a real woman

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 08:59:05 No.16143378 File: 217 KB, 1000x1110, naghu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 19:03:21 No.16145687 AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 19:51:41 No.16145843 >>16145687 AM I FREE TO REINCARNATE?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 19:57:36 No.16145867 File: 99 KB, 688x916, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16145843 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 20:04:34 No.16145886 >>16145867 It's okay, I wanted to stay by Shiki's side anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 23, 2016 15:58:48 No.16150186 >>16102854 That's a cruel and unusual punishment. I'll appeal.

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