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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:07:30 2016 No.16066082 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:11:19 2016 No.16066092 Cute _!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:15:39 2016 No.16066108 Kobolds are very cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:19:21 2016 No.16066122 latex is not cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:23:22 2016 No.16066128 >>16066122 Dubs don't make you any less of a pleb anon, latex is patrician-tier clothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:25:15 2016 No.16066132 Are you ready for the Monstergirl Alpocalypse anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:30:01 2016 No.16066145 >>16066132 Mirroring the Demon Lord's first actions after taking over by monsterizing males first? Sounds like poetry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:34:59 2016 No.16066157 >>16066082 Quicksilver is that you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:01:42 2016 No.16066223 >>16066132 I've already put my name down for Alp's survival bunker. We're going to wait out the monster hordes under the northern lights!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:12:00 2016 No.16066251 File: 398 KB, 792x1200, 48615688_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066122 But you at least agree on bodysuits, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:15:44 2016 No.16066263 >>16066122 It's not. It's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 02:25:11 2016 No.16066292 >>16066263 >>16066128 But he's right. Latex is not cute. It is not useful for looking cute. If anything, the way it hugs women's curves is more erotic than cute. If I wanted cute, I'd stick to animal onesies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:00:59 2016 No.16066386 >>16066082 When did /fgog/ get here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:02:46 2016 No.16066394 File: 557 KB, 1092x1543, 59729589_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066386 The other lamia doujinshi didn't hurt

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:06:19 2016 No.16066405 >>16066394 I admit that I haven't been here in a very long time (and that my favourite servant is Saint Martha).

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:14:48 2016 No.16066421 File: 289 KB, 900x1200, CwQo-8cUEAAggyp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to feed your Wurm at least twice a day or they might feel hungry and rape you

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:19:47 2016 No.16066435 >>16066421 That Wurms better like cup noodles, because I can't exactly make anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:21:37 2016 No.16066445 >>16066386 Who doesn't love sexy medium violet oni?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:26:38 2016 No.16066458 >>16066445 Sluten-Douji is a dirty whore

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:26:49 2016 No.16066460 >>16066435 You wouldn't learn to cook for a cute Wurm? If you don't then she will, and you're going to eat unbalanced meals She might even just bake a cake and call it dinner

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:41:18 2016 No.16066501

>You'll never be the one that all Goblins and Goblin variants fear.
>The one who sweeps over the countryside, clearing out the Goblin Problem.
>Clad in nothing but armor so worn that it looks black despite having started off shining silver.
>His mere presence causes even Redcaps to run.
>You'll never be the Goblin "Slayer"
>The man with an insatiable lust for Goblins and an ever growing Harem of them.
I don't know what possessed me to type this, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:48:32 2016 No.16066514 >>16066501 Past a certain number you'd have to spend every waking hour pleasing your many wives I'd say 8 is already pushing it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:00:14 2016 No.16066531 >>16066514 >I'd say 8 is already pushing it. Weakling. I will not rest until I have a Goblin Horde to service me at all times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:07:06 2016 No.16066541 I've started reading Monster Girl Saga recently and I think it's pretty cool, but I've seen people say it gets worse later on. Is that true? And why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:07:19 2016 No.16066542 >>16066531 This is how you cause insurrection Do you really want a Goblin horde to chain you up and continuously rape you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:14:05 2016 No.16066565 Shit, we could've made it to 3000 if OP hadn't jumped the gun without even knowing how to make a damn thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:15:17 2016 No.16066571 >>16066542 They can't rebel if they're all pregnant. Especially not if I treat them well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:16:49 2016 No.16066572 >>16066371 That's not really that shameful, Anon. If anything, that's placing a lot of pride in your cock for thinking its that much better than hundreds of others.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:18:24 2016 No.16066578

>>16066571
>They can't rebel if they're all pregnant.
They can, some would get even more horny because of it

>Especially not if I treat them well.
You can't treat them well if you don't have at the very least 1 hour of daily sex with each of them and there is only so many hours in a day

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:23:11 2016 No.16066593 >>16066578 That's what orgies are for. Just pile on the Hobgoblins, Goblins and Redcaps anon. And let the Holstaur milk flow freely to all of them so they all get huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:26:08 2016 No.16066598 >>16066541 Just kinda loses the plot and turns into the main dude and his harem dicking around, they also start doing some real questionable shit The entire "you iz an ancient kang" thing is kinda dull as well. But hey, that's just my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:28:46 2016 No.16066602 >>16066598 >they also start doing some real questionable shit Such as?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:30:00 2016 No.16066604 >>16066223 This sounds like some sort of alp reverse harem plan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:30:49 2016 No.16066608 File: 449 KB, 223x400, 1472015791068.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066421 That Wurms is eating my supply of stretchy anime meat! I need that to distract Monsters!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:34:12 2016 No.16066615 >>16066593 Well, if you're so confident about it then enjoy your huge harem of goblins Don't forget to give extra love to those who do a good job protecting your kingdom and making profitable trade deals with nearby cities

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:34:43 2016 No.16066616 File: 612 KB, 2048x1654, 1474035399202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to live in the world of Onitengu's heavy-chested Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:36:55 2016 No.16066618 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 1bcb95f493c2e2028bbfd80a8eeb4aef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolfus with big fluffy mofus!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:38:34 2016 No.16066623 >>16066618 That dog belongs in hell for a reason! It's dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:40:19 2016 No.16066626 >>16066616 Don't we all?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:40:39 2016 No.16066627 >>16066615 Headpats will be doled out in excess to the ones who do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:41:43 2016 No.16066632 >>16066616 I just want to live in a village that sends it's young men into the forest to hunt down, or be hunted by, a pack of Delicious brown Dire Werewolves to marry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:42:45 2016 No.16066633 File: 1.12 MB, 1240x1754, 1454037853086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066623 Dangerously cuddly!

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 04:48:26 2016 No.16066645

>>16066572
It's shameful in that I specifically want a very slutty monster girl for this

Also it's not about my cock being better than others, it's about her preferring it, call it affinity, taste or whatever

>>16066608
You could grab this cat's tits without her even noticing it with how obsessed she is with that meat

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:14:35 2016 No.16066674 KC Tweeted, web profile inbound. Who was next on the list? Ice Queen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:16:20 2016 No.16066675 >>16066674 yup

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:18:28 2016 No.16066680 >>16066674 He posted it an hour ago, I guess we can expect the profile in about 3 hours >Who was next on the list? Ice Queen? Yup

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:19:28 2016 No.16066683 >>16066674 Your mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:32:08 2016 No.16066698 File: 790 KB, 1153x1094, 1463204475923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066618 Wolfus with short hair!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:32:16 2016 No.16066699 >>16066683 I wish my mother was an Ice Queen

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:37:33 2016 No.16066703 There isn't a single monster that can't be improved with latex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:38:27 2016 No.16066707 File: 966 KB, 1992x2440, 1464984223414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066698 Short hair is best hair. I want a tomboy wolfu with spats and short hair!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:40:28 2016 No.16066709 >>16066703 Most aquatic and reptile types don't, latex just feels like a worse version of their monstrous skin Although I guess you could just cover their human parts in latex

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:51:27 2016 No.16066727 Cross is pooled force by the way

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:51:28 2016 No.16066729 >>16066709 Them's fighting words for every Sahuagin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:56:38 2016 No.16066742 I don't have the courage or means to kill myself. Tonight I'm asking my Waifu to do it while I'm asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:00:30 2016 No.16066751 >>16066727 You mean Cross is that reservoir forces? Otherwise I don't get it.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:13:30 2016 No.16066779

>>16066729
Sahuagins are love

By the way, they're named Sahagins in the book, which is better?

>>16066742
If there was the slightness hint of my waifu appearing in the after life I'd jump off my window right now
But as it is you're better off enjoying whatever there is to enjoy here and wait for your time

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:17:28 2016 No.16066788 >>16066122 Agreed. And it makes monstergirls look literally cosplay

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:18:13 2016 No.16066790 2017 comes around and contrary to everyone's expectations, monsters are not fantasy monsters. Rather, they are highly technologically advanced aliens sent to colonize earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:19:39 2016 No.16066792 >>16066779 I'm tired of waiting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:21:12 2016 No.16066795 >>16066790 Do I still get a wolfu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:23:10 2016 No.16066797 >>16066795 Yes. They are exactly the same as the profiles in personality and appearance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:25:17 2016 No.16066798 >>16066797 So they have science and tech instead of magic then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:25:45 2016 No.16066800 >>16066798 Yes. That's exactly right

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:30:21 2016 No.16066808 >>16066798 >Mana is a liquid drug extracted from some weird meteorite

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:32:01 2016 No.16066809

>>16066790
>>16066797
So exactly what we want, but just that one guy who shitposts sometime will complain about it.

Also technically any entity from "Not here" is an "Alien". Different dimension, planet, country, it doesn't matter. Extra Terrestrial is a more appropriate term.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:33:26 2016 No.16066810 >>16066674 Lets see how soft she is compared to other onee-san monster girls

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:34:53 2016 No.16066815

>>16066800
So most of the girls are using technology and drugs to be tougher and have near-magical abilities.The undead are corpses brought back by nano machines. What the hell would the girls like Cursed Sword, Phantom, Dark Matter and the elementals be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:41:39 2016 No.16066820 >>16066815 Going full sci-fi and saying that mana is a substance which reacts to intelligent brainwaves with "Ghosts" being the result of those brainwaves imprinting on and influencing the substance even after death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:45:00 2016 No.16066828 File: 777 KB, 1576x2000, Hecarim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7ONGguSeg SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:46:54 2016 No.16066831 >>16066674 zombie samurai

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:51:16 2016 No.16066841 Not too excited for ice queen but KC's weekend retweets are always fun to watch. https://twitter.com/jakusanseimk2/status/794515598692655105

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:52:55 2016 No.16066842 >>16066707 An Anubis isn't complete without long hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:54:23 2016 No.16066845 >>16066698 >>16066707 I didn't think much of short hair a little while ago, but when it's fluffy, feathered hair like that, it's just absolutely divine. And it goes perfectly with wolfgirls, the most perfect of girls already too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:58:53 2016 No.16066853 >>16066790 >tfw they only took a few of dragons with them

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 06:59:41 2016 No.16066856

>>16066815
>Cursed Sword
Parasitic nanobots designed as a war machine to literally consume their enemies and convert them into their own weaponry. Obviously it's not quite as terrifying as it originally was.
>Phantom
Extradimensional lifeform able to exist within people's minds, link them together with a networked consciousness, and alter their perceptions
>Dark Matter and the elementals
Nanomachines, son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:02:02 2016 No.16066858 >>16066842 They are the best with long, luxurious hair you can drape and wrap around yourself, yes. But they're so great, they can pull off short hair and own it too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:04:49 2016 No.16066860 >>16066858 This post is a thing of beauty. May great hair be bestowed upon you for the rest of your days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:05:43 2016 No.16066862 >>16066853 >Dragon loving anons vastly outnumber the Dragons that show up >Anons start to fight each other to be their husband This can only end in tears

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:06:49 2016 No.16066865 I'll be honest Short hair gets me hard, I'd fuck any monster girl with a bob cut, but I'd never marry one If she doesn't have long hair then surely she'd make a bad mother and wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:08:06 2016 No.16066867 >>16066223 Who the hell are you and why do you think you can just invite yourself in?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:11:31 2016 No.16066872 >>16066790 The Prime Directive doesn't allow this.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:11:56 2016 No.16066873
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>>16066865
What's up with that negative attitude, can't you see that a bob cut is a seed waiting for you to nurture it into a beautiful flower?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:12:59 2016 No.16066876 >>16066867 I'm Alp you impudent little rascal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:14:47 2016 No.16066880 >>16066876 I see. More stinky smelly post-work-out Lilim when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:16:04 2016 No.16066884 File: 689 KB, 1024x768, 56461996_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066865 You seem to have that backwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:16:04 2016 No.16066885 >>16066873 >You will never convince a bob cut Anubis to grow her hair >She will never end up with a glorious hime cut

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:16:08 2016 No.16066886

>>16066862
What's the point in that?

Dragons respect strength above all else. In fact one can say it's the only thing they respect. Sure fighting other anons might spark her interest, but unless you can put up a decent fight against HER it's not really going to do you any good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:16:23 2016 No.16066888 >>16066880 Don't get your hopes up kid, I've got my hands full of turgid tallywacking tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:19:06 2016 No.16066897 >>16066885 All Anubises must have a hime-cut before they can have their husband's children. It's a sign of sexual maturity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:19:10 2016 No.16066898 >>16066865 That's racist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:19:35 2016 No.16066900 >>16066888 Ganbatte~!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:21:53 2016 No.16066906 >>16066884 Just look at this old fox, she's obviously single because no sane person would marry a short haired woman >>16066898 How the hell is that racist? Are there species that only come with short hair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:24:00 2016 No.16066912 >>16066906 >she's obviously single That's a momster lad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:24:31 2016 No.16066913 >>16066873 >those gloves and socks with that outfit I need an adult. >>16066884 This will do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:28:15 2016 No.16066922 >>16066913 Socks? You understand she's extremely germaphobic and wears those so she can use gym equipment without having a public breakdown? I'm not sure you'd be ready for to get in a relationship with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:29:16 2016 No.16066925 >>16066922 I told you I needed an adult, and I already found one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:32:44 2016 No.16066933 >>16066922 So then I can cum all over them without it bothering her right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:36:38 2016 No.16066942 >>16066925 You're a bigger man than I'd thought. >>16066933 Yes, but you better contain your enthusiasm. She'll chose the quickest route to the shower over your safety anytime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:37:05 2016 No.16066943 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, Old Kitsune.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066865

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:40:36 2016 No.16066953 >>16066943 Japanese culture's fetish for youngins is hurting these beautiful kitsunes! They shouldn't have to say "I'm just an old lady," they should be confident in who they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:41:36 2016 No.16066958 >>16066942 What if we do it in the shower or right next to one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:51:01 2016 No.16066975 >>16066943 >>16066953 I'd rather marry a mature kitsune with long hair who knows what it means to be a woman rather than a short haired slut who sleeps around because she wants more tails

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 07:55:43 2016 No.16066983 >>16066958 I hope you enjoy scalding hot shower sex and the smell of hospital strength disinfectant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:03:50 2016 No.16066998 >>16066975 But it's the mature ones who cut it short. The long haired ones are top sluts. See also Ahri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:07:19 2016 No.16067001 File: 517 KB, 807x1200, 314_ice_queen_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no one posted her yet I guess people really do find her boring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:08:33 2016 No.16067004 File: 607 KB, 934x629, ice_queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067001 And the profile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:09:15 2016 No.16067006 >>16066998 Kumihos don't count, those vixen would do anything to charm innocent young men into giving them their liver >>16067001 I was lost in the mofu She isn't boring at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:13:15 2016 No.16067014 >>16067001 I'd paizuri Glacies' mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:16:12 2016 No.16067022 >>16067001 >>16067004 Something something Let it go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:16:37 2016 No.16067023 >>16067014 That's asking for frostbite, and no amount of mamonomana can help you there

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:17:15 2016 No.16067025 >>16067022 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:18:31 2016 No.16067029 >>16067014 I'd rather just thighfuck glacies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:18:49 2016 No.16067031 File: 992 KB, 2988x5312, M5W3psi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067023 Unless she completely recognizes him as her husband. She's warm and soft after that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:20:08 2016 No.16067033 >>16067029 You can do it while she watches me paizuri her mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:20:17 2016 No.16067035 >>16067025 I'm taking the bullet for you all here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:20:21 2016 No.16067036 >>16067029 Ice Queen is probably just a level up of Glacies anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:21:18 2016 No.16067039 >>16067004 Here is the text page if you want to google translate it: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/ice_queen/text.html Seems like most of the profile is about her powers

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:22:02 2016 No.16067042 >>16067033 >mother and daughter getting fucked side by side That's some deviant shit right there. Also pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:22:17 2016 No.16067044 >>16067001 >>16067004 >disposition: cold

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:26:45 2016 No.16067056 >>16067042 More like the daughter is peeking in on her mother being fucked while she's also being fucked against the door frame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:42:36 2016 No.16067080 Ever since the Ice Queen picture got leaked I've had this fantasy of licking her pristine, cold, blue feet And now that I see that her heels are see-through nothing can stop me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:42:40 2016 No.16067081 File: 1.17 MB, 1674x1123, Gaminginafterlife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Did you see that anon? he was pretty cute~" "yea..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:44:31 2016 No.16067084 >>16067081 I want to fuck them from behind while they are playing video games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 08:49:15 2016 No.16067091 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, 1454958061652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067081 I love that modern Lich design so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:00:08 2016 No.16067117 File: 403 KB, 833x1000, 1397158617102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067091 All modern girls are great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:05:32 2016 No.16067127 >>16066865 Is this the thing about long hair being a sign of a nurturing personality? It's also the same logic which says that twintails are the literal best hairstyle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:06:52 2016 No.16067131 >>16067001 >>16067004 Finally

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:09:44 2016 No.16067136

>>16066860
Thank you.
I've just now watched the first few episodes of Katanagatari, and besides it being an amazing series so far, the scenes of Yasuri wrapping himself up in Togame's long hair like a blanket are sublime.
I want to do that with an anubis' hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:12:04 2016 No.16067139 File: 1.80 MB, 1000x1415, 5367fe07de17743d8ea2f7f27742e2c9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be tenderly healed by ojou sama

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:16:40 2016 No.16067149

>No one talked about Ice Queen when her picture was leaked
>No one is talking about her now that she is officially released
Is she doomed to face the same fate as Glacies?

Cold girls are great and winter is the best season, please give her the attention she deserves

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:17:28 2016 No.16067153 >>16066865 I want to breed a bobcut girl. It's like a shorter hime cut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:19:54 2016 No.16067157 >>16066865 That's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:22:49 2016 No.16067167 >>16067149 She's nice, but she's cosplay lady #1847 with an ice theme. Cosplay girls at this point just aren't all that noteworthy any more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:25:16 2016 No.16067174 >>16067167 >she's cosplay lady #1847 with an ice theme. Literally the only thing she has going for her is the Glacies' mom joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:25:45 2016 No.16067176 >>16067167 That's not the reason since Gremlin is super popular and she just has cat ears. The problem is that she's basically a rehash of an existing girl who wasn't too popular to start with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:26:54 2016 No.16067178 >>16067167 >Cosplay girls at this point just aren't all that noteworthy any more For you. I'm just waiting to the translation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:32:38 2016 No.16067189 >>16067174 KC should've done a complete overhaul of the glacies, then. Not just new art, but a new profile or additions to it as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:32:41 2016 No.16067190 >サイトTOPと図鑑TOPを統合しちゃいたいと、たまに思うけど、デザイン力が足りなくていい感じに１つのページに収まらない！ Anyone know what he's on about? Google translate seems to have something about not limiting things to one page.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:34:22 2016 No.16067194 File: 153 KB, 1000x800, 1453177840471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067189 Glacies is already perfect, clones with breast implants on the other hand aren't interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:34:59 2016 No.16067195 >>16067178 I want to like her, so I hope she has a really wild and noteworthy profile, but I honestly don't expect KC to do much with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:35:06 2016 No.16067196 File: 678 KB, 1157x877, 1452049892621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066865 So you mean to say that Kejs are among the best moms?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:35:35 2016 No.16067198 >>16067194 I want to cum in Glacies' Mom's mouth and have her work it into Glacies' vagina with her tongue to impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:36:52 2016 No.16067201 >>16067174 Glacie's mom has got it going on!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:39:12 2016 No.16067207 >>16067201 I want to bully my childhood friend Glacies by singing "Glacies can't you see, you're just not the girl for me" every time she's near but not directly visinle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:39:35 2016 No.16067208 >>16067149 There was a little greentext of her where she goes to the beach for a swimsuit photoshoot. She ended up freezing the entire area.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:41:53 2016 No.16067214 >>16067208 Well, it could be worse. The heat could've melted her into a snow-slime.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:43:33 2016 No.16067219

>>16067127
I don't know about this, but I'm curious
Does this logic have a name?

>>16067157
Then go ahead and marry the first short haired monster who rapes, we'll see if it does you any good

>>16067196
Absolutely, Kejourou are top tier moms only topped by few
Where is Kejourou-fag? it feels like ages since he last posted here

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:44:28 2016 No.16067220 >>16067091 Lich in hoodies are heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:45:54 2016 No.16067223 >>16067139 She'll use you for your blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:46:57 2016 No.16067227 Lazy Kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:48:02 2016 No.16067230 File: 143 KB, 419x600, Lilim_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/tZj4m988 seeing as I posted it at a bad time last thread, I hope I can get more comments on work also I tweaked it here and there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:48:13 2016 No.16067231 File: 17 KB, 905x169, ice queen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067208 Ice Queens need to stay up north!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:48:46 2016 No.16067235 >>16067223 It feels good when she bites you though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:49:40 2016 No.16067237 >>16067235 It probably hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:50:43 2016 No.16067244 >>16067081 I'll always love wolfus. But undead hold a special place in my heart.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:52:23 2016 No.16067249

>>16067167
That makes sense but there are also many non-cosplay tiers who don't receive any love
Unagi-Joro, Flow Kelp, Basilisk, Otohime, etc...
Most if not all the new profiles get ignored for seemingly no reason

>>16067208
>>16067231
Gathering what I can from software translation it seems they are actually like this
The second paragraph even has something about men almost freezing to death if they get close to her palace

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:03:11 2016 No.16067276

>>16067249
>Most if not all the new profiles get ignored for seemingly no reason
People being set in their ways is part of this. There's a select few monster girls who always get attention and get talked about to death, usually the ones who have been warped by thread canon.

Any new girl either has to be literally perfect or have a dumb meme they can attach to her if she wants to be talked about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:05:47 2016 No.16067283 >>16067001 Hot. If it wasn't for Phantom she'd be my favorite release for a good while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:06:11 2016 No.16067284 >>16067227 What triggers kikis the hardest? Red wine on carpets?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:07:46 2016 No.16067287 >>16067284 No coaster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:08:48 2016 No.16067289 >>16067283 Phantom is great. I've never gotten so immediately attached to a monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:10:04 2016 No.16067290 >>16067284 Being ignored by mastah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:11:45 2016 No.16067294 >>16067284 Mastah leaving his fap tissues everywhere. It makes a Kiki question her very existence. Does she chastise him for making a mess or secretly sniff it so she can get a whiff of his scent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:15:08 2016 No.16067301 >>16067174 Need dhampire pic with "pls don't bully my mom" only with glacies instead of dhampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:16:15 2016 No.16067308 >>16067294 Would a Kikimora actually hit her mastah?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:16:40 2016 No.16067310 >>16067301 >pls don't come over to fap to my mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:17:53 2016 No.16067313 >>16067308 Depends on the Kiki, some might gently hit him over the head with a newspaper while ranting about how dirty everything is. Only because they secretly want pushed down and raped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:17:58 2016 No.16067314 File: 581 KB, 2569x1289, 1436035066695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067308 Yes. There's also a story about that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:19:42 2016 No.16067320 >>16067313 >>16067308 >tfw no dominant Kiki to whip you into shape

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:21:08 2016 No.16067325 >>16066703 >Ittan-momen How would that work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:24:16 2016 No.16067330 >>16067276 It's saddening put this way Well, there is still hope for some fresh hair, Gremlin is already loved, Phantom seems somewhat popular, Dragon Zombie will most likely get her fair share of fanatics same for Nurarihyon

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:25:13 2016 No.16067332 >>16067325 Is it an Ittan-momen made out of latex or a normal one dipped in latex? The former would make a good BDSM ittan, the latter would be great for orgasm denial since she couldn't really feel the sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:28:28 2016 No.16067341 >>16067276 Otohime is already forgotten because she looks like shit The turtle is some boring literal cosplay masochist

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:29:37 2016 No.16067343 >>16067308 My Kombat Kiki headlocks me after I flip her skirt and molest her butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:31:59 2016 No.16067348 >>16067308 To make him molest her, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:35:31 2016 No.16067352 >>16066394 >Thicc snek Kiyohime wearing Shielders skimpy werewolf outfit Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:38:22 2016 No.16067355 >waifu >her nickname for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:39:57 2016 No.16067363 >>16067355 Anubis Husband Bit bland. But I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:40:15 2016 No.16067365 >>16067001 >>16067004 Not muh Automaton or Dark Mage but she's just OK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:40:47 2016 No.16067368 >>16067355 I would say but just about every girl who's ever given me a nickname has used on based on my real name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:41:15 2016 No.16067370 >>16067081 I want to have my way with their fat Undead butts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:44:57 2016 No.16067381 >>16067355 Oni Darling

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:47:08 2016 No.16067387 >>16067355 >fuck >off

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:47:57 2016 No.16067388 >>16067355 Kobold Honey, or Papa when our daughteru is around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:48:12 2016 No.16067391 >>16067355 Wight Dear

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:49:15 2016 No.16067396 >>16067388 Does your very small daughteru also call you honey?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:49:52 2016 No.16067399

>Be given 2 invitations
>1 to a Big Breasted Vanilla Elf Princess' Ball with fancy clothes, big snooty people who you've never met, food prepared by elite chefs, and a chance to get a single dance with a fair lady.
>1 to a Big Booty Dark Elf Princess' male dominant Orgy, where half the girls from school are going, there's pizza and booze and you're pretty sure someone is going to get pregnant.
Which do you choice.
Or do you go for the mystery box

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:49:57 2016 No.16067400 >>16067355 Pharaoh Love Mainly because I envision Pharaoh like Astarte from Castlevania. "Come-hither! Temptation! Bwahaha! Fight my Love!" >Sounds of many noob somas dying and bones flying everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:51:47 2016 No.16067403 >>16067399 Give me that mystery box. Pure vanilla elf is tempting. But I love a surprise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:52:30 2016 No.16067405 >>16067399 The vanilla elf tempts em, but I must choose the box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:52:51 2016 No.16067408 >>16067399 >male dominant Orgy Fucking disgusting, I'm never accepting anything from her again

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:53:44 2016 No.16067410 >>16067399 The box for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:54:46 2016 No.16067412 >>16067399 Automaton Little Brother/Husband-unit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:55:16 2016 No.16067413 >>16067412 Oh god dammit. >>16067355

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:56:00 2016 No.16067416 >>16067396 No anon, that'd be weird. She's too young for that, and I don't think she'd ever grow into it.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:58:47 2016 No.16067423

>>16067403
>>16067405
>>16067410
You get
A Pink skinned Hourglass elf who enchants you that you can have any girl you want for a week but then she goes back to normal and you can never enchant her again. Also your dick is now 50% larger and you can control when a woman gets pregnant and how pregnant she can get

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:00:25 2016 No.16067432 >>16067423 Cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:01:46 2016 No.16067434 >>16067219 No name that I know of. But I'll see if I can find the original post describing the logic and praising long hair/twintails.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:02:31 2016 No.16067436 >>16067408 t.subcuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:03:29 2016 No.16067437 >>16067190 Something about wanting to integrate Encyclopedia main page into main site page but doubting he can do it well design-wise.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:09:16 2016 No.16067454

>>16067230
Pretty good, the only real problem I have with it is the dialogue. For example:

>The succubus smiled. “Lilyana, call me Lily, you left your woman at my mistress's mansion. I was sent to find you, I would have saved you earlier but you move so damn fast I didn't know where you were.”

It's a very long speech for an action scene. And she apologizes for something he didn't complain about. I would write it like this:

>“Lilyana, but you can call me Lily" the succubus smiled. "You left your woman at my mistress's mansion. She sent to find you."

>"Took your sweet time"

>Lilyiana pouted slightly"I would have saved you earlier, but you move so damn fast I didn't know where you were.”

Also, this other line:

>“Selen had to turn me into a monster to save my life, she told me I got to choose what I became of let what she used to heal me turn me into a succubus. I wanted to fight alongside you seeing as Quinton was hunting both of us, to face him together. With my wish set, Selene manipulated the energy and made me a jinko.” Carla explained. “Do you like it?”

Waaaaay too long and rambling in my opinion. This is what I would write:

>"Selen had to turn me into a monster to save my life" said Carla "She told me I could choose what I would become. I told her I wanted to face Quinton with you, and make him pay for what he did to us, together."

>She flexed her arm, showing her powerful muscles "Selene... manipulated the energy and made me this. A 'Jinko'" She lifted her gaze, some of her past shyness showing through "Do you like it?"

I find the phrasing in general a bit awkward, but I'm sure you will improve. Keep up the good work anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:13:43 2016 No.16067468 File: 91 KB, 850x478, c47536221476f1ce6b04c26c4fc406c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How your MG wife celebrates Christmas? hard mode:nothing sexual

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:15:09 2016 No.16067471

>>16067355
Anubis

"Doofus"
"Jerk"
"My [dumb/cute/dopey] little puppy" (Particularly when she's exploiting weak points or casting certain kinds of spells)
"My big, strong wolf" (Partially teasing, especially when she's on the receiving end of some particularly animalistic love"

I will now be accepting questions and comments, such as "Holy shit why are you so cringeworthy?" and "That's the dumbest, cheesiest thing I've read thing week."

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:21:49 2016 No.16067488 >>16067468 Vanilla present exchanging and comfy sweater cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:21:58 2016 No.16067489 >>16067355 >Dragon >Rocky She also calls me pebble in her way when I say she's just a flying gecko.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:25:07 2016 No.16067501 >>16067468 Christmas lights in her wings, some decoration on her tail and a star in her horn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:26:35 2016 No.16067508 >>16067436 t. real cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:26:41 2016 No.16067509 >>16067468 >hellhound Thinks turkey is for pussies and has a christmas dinner of mainly lamb and beef.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:27:07 2016 No.16067513 >>16067355 >Will o' the Wisp >My Prisoner of Love I hope someone reads this. Help me. She's coming back any minu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:27:58 2016 No.16067516 >>16067508 We're all cucks now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:28:58 2016 No.16067519 >>16067436 Nice buzzwords, sloppy seconds lover.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:29:18 2016 No.16067521 >>16067508 >Nightmare comes out with her clawed glove, hat and sweater >"YOU'RE ALL MY KEKS NOW!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:31:07 2016 No.16067526 >>16067454 I might apply these changes. thanks for the support.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:40:33 2016 No.16067558
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>>16066943
>Mature Ara Ara Kitsune bearing her worn out body to you on a midsummer's day
>Tells you where to fondle and touch her to get her aroused, calling you a pervert for getting a woody to an "old and busted" fox like her
>She breaks out the Dakini-tier tongue when she gives you a blowjob, telling you much she's missed the taste of a man
>Gets flustered when you ask her if she'd ever had kids, flicking her tip right on your urethra, making you shoot a thick load down her throat
>While you're still jelly legged from the release, she gets on all fours, raising her tails to show you her slit
>Tells you to take her hard and fast, and a little bit painful
>You do just that, slamming all the way to her cervix in one thrust. The moan she lets out is one of bestial, wanton abandon.
>As you begin to fuck her in earnest, she starts slamming her plump ass against your hips in a cadence to meet you, half-moaning and half-telling you where to thrust and grind against her.
>She's orgasmed at least three times, while you've been trying to hold it in, and she actually goes beet red when you pop a squat on the floor and ask her to embrace you
>On the grounds you want to see her face when she cums
>Start making actual love in the lotus position, feeling her nips rubbing against your chest as you pound into her from below
>She starts complaining you're going to break her hips, but you manage to silence her with a kiss, feeling yourself twitch
>Hold her ass tight as she wraps her arms around your neck in that kiss, pumping a full, youthful load into her womanhood
>When she pulls back, her skin is a bit more radiant, some wrinkles having vanished
>Her hair having regained a bit of its golden luster
>Condemn her for using you to replenish her mana so she could look younger again, she just smiles and grinds her hips into you again
>Using momentum to knock you to floor before she starts riding you with renewed vigor
"Ara ara~ I'll only accept the mana of a man who loves me from the bottom of his heart, boya~"

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:50:17 2016 No.16067601

>>16067468
Pharaoh, She talks all the time remembering the little Jewish Boy Jesus. Pharaoh thinks it a bit silly for the world to celebrate the birthday of one man. I then tell her about gift exchanging, Santa, and the romance.

Every year she somehows manages to get the perfect presents. I gave her a Santa outfit one year and she decided to enslave a lot elves that Christmas day. I have to remember not to tell her about Independence day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:54:02 2016 No.16067610 >>16066082 We LIZ THREAD now

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:55:05 2016 No.16067614 >>16067601 >the little Jewish Boy Jesus Her first shota?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:56:39 2016 No.16067619 >>16067614 Pls no used goods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:58:51 2016 No.16067626 >>16067619 Shotas don't count if they're too small to damage her hymen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:59:48 2016 No.16067628 >>16067626 If she's touched another man. She's used goods. I like my Pharaoh pure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:02:45 2016 No.16067637 >>16067628 >Being this purefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:04:27 2016 No.16067642 File: 618 KB, 1100x1658, 2134324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067355 Yeti cuddlebug

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:05:55 2016 No.16067649 >>16067637 There's nothing wrong with what he wants. Don't be a fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:08:21 2016 No.16067653 >>16067637 >Wanting sloppy trillionths

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:09:38 2016 No.16067658 >>16067637 >Being a sloppy seconds fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:10:06 2016 No.16067660 >>16067637 What a fa- Oh wait, it's Saturday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:13:29 2016 No.16067668 >>16067001 I'm honestly impressed by how much better she looks compared to the impression I had of her from the image scanned from the book. Extra clarity really adds to the look and quality, and makes me anticipate dark mage, griffon, etc. even more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:14:10 2016 No.16067671 >>16067653 >not wanting sloppy centillionths

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:17:07 2016 No.16067681 >>16067642 She's so lazy! And I love that!

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:19:23 2016 No.16067692
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THIS is the kind of slim dragon girls i am talking about, i just want her clinging to me for warmness while she gently (Emphasis on gently) rakes my back

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:22:50 2016 No.16067697 >>16067355 >Kraken She calls me 'darling' and husband and when I want to fluster her around the kids I call her 'my little cuddle-fish'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:24:06 2016 No.16067702 >>16067692 Plates of shell on her hair? How stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:25:20 2016 No.16067704 >>16067692 Angry red dragons are best! Especially that red one on the bed. Can't remember the guy who drew it's name was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:30:57 2016 No.16067721 >>16067653 Don't exaggerate. There's a whole lot of space between "not a virgin" and "trillions", and neither extreme is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:32:17 2016 No.16067724 >>16067558 I know this is just some godtier smut, but could you continue this? I need it for scientific reasons...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:33:16 2016 No.16067730 >>16067721 >Wanting sloppy quadrillionths

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:33:29 2016 No.16067731 File: 100 KB, 700x886, SlimDragonfu2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067704 I am not sure if i am allowed to post the shyvana pasta you know which one,meanwhile have another slim dragonfu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:34:01 2016 No.16067733 >>16067721 >virgin isn't good Alright anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:35:50 2016 No.16067735 >>16067733 I'm saying that "Non-virgins are worse than trash" isn't a good mindset.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:36:02 2016 No.16067736 >all this purefag talk Well I'm just gonna take my Hellhound waifu and come back later guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:36:41 2016 No.16067738 >>16067721 >virgin isn't good >>16067735 That's not what you said at all, think before you hit post.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:37:03 2016 No.16067739
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>>16067692
That kind of body type is the best. Perfect for strong and fiery girls. They won't get hindered by all the fat in their body so fighting both in bed and land are way better than the rest.

Remember kids, while all dragons are great, the slims or fit ones are better than the fatties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:37:17 2016 No.16067741 >>16067735 I know right? Your mom wasn't a virgin and I still crushed that pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:37:33 2016 No.16067742 >>16067736 >I'm just gonna take my Hellhound waifu To do what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:37:34 2016 No.16067743 >>16067735 I'm also ok with non virgins as long as they're not gangbang tier trash but saying virginity is bad is pretty strange.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:37:52 2016 No.16067744 >>16067001 >Those shoes MUH U H

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:38:10 2016 No.16067745 >>16067739 But what if I want a pudgy dragon I can hold and hold their thighs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:38:17 2016 No.16067746 >>16067739 >Fat dragon tries to fly >Just ends up gliding on the ground like a penguin because she can't take off

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:39:03 2016 No.16067749 >>16067742 Lie in bed and cry because I can't snuggle with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:39:19 2016 No.16067750 How would monstergirl colonists work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:39:55 2016 No.16067752 >>16067736 Was your waifu used goods? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:41:07 2016 No.16067755 >>16067001 Does she come with an army of penguin butlers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:42:03 2016 No.16067758 >>16067745 You can have one. Pudgy Dragons are great for cuddling and being extra sweet, but I like the fit ones that are extra protective and emotional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:42:05 2016 No.16067759 >>16067167 Or it could just be that we don't have a translation yet. The profile pic isn't much to talk about, we already had that for months now

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:44:02 2016 No.16067764 >>16067744 I almost forgot she was released. Thank god she is cold and doesn't feel anything or else she would be extremely sad now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:45:17 2016 No.16067767 >>16067759 That didn't stop the massive amounts of talk about gremlin the moment her image was leaked. It also didn't stop the mountains of greentexts shortly after Basilisk's profile was posted in Japanese. Ice Queen is just destined to be ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:46:27 2016 No.16067772 >>16067767 >Ice Queen is just destined to be ignored. Not if I have any say in the matter!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:47:59 2016 No.16067777 >>16067767 Everyone is giving Ice Queen the cold shoulder

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:48:05 2016 No.16067778 >>16067772 It's too late, Anon. No one cares about her.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:48:36 2016 No.16067780

>>16067744
Glad someone shares my taste

I want an Ice Queen to step on my dick so bad

>>16067764
She's crying snowflakes right now

>>16067767
>It also didn't stop the mountains of greentexts shortly after Basilisk
She was talked about extensively for 2 or 3 days then people forgot about her, poor Ice Queen won't even get a single hour in the spotlight

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:49:23 2016 No.16067782 >>16067778 B-But muh ice cold footjobs...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:49:30 2016 No.16067783 File: 602 KB, 2000x2500, 1471590594915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067767 >Ice Queen is just destined to be ignored. How poetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:49:59 2016 No.16067785 >>16067513 Just fuck her you pussy

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:51:02 2016 No.16067790

>>16067780
>She was talked about extensively for 2 or 3 days then people forgot about her, poor Ice Queen won't even get a single hour in the spotlight
Exactly, if a girl people actually cared about for a short while is completely forgotten then frost tits doesn't stand a chance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:51:20 2016 No.16067791 >>16067782 Just have a better girl shove her feet in the snow and give you footjob. Hell, I'm sure a Wight would be perfect for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:53:25 2016 No.16067797 File: 515 KB, 844x1045, 1475466405399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067783 I want to spank a Gremlin so badly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:53:37 2016 No.16067798 File: 107 KB, 392x423, 1279416213152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067724 >Being this obvious

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:54:12 2016 No.16067800 >>16067797 We need some plump brown Gremlin booty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:55:40 2016 No.16067806 >>16067767 Gremlin has the benefit of being kinda unique with the whole sci fi thing. It's been the same for all encyclopedia profiles, image isn't really noteworthy and people only start talking when the translation comes

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:55:45 2016 No.16067807 >>16067798 And? I just want to hear more about the beastial, impregnating sex between a mature Kitsune and her lover.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:56:49 2016 No.16067812 >>16067800 >delicious brown Gremlin WHY ISN'T THIS A THING YET?!?!?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:59:04 2016 No.16067818

>>16067800
>brown gremlin
God have mercy on my dick if that ever happens.
>>16067806
Then explain White Horn, talked about pretty frequently before we had a translation in the same time no one cared about ice queen. Think about that for a second, people actually preferred deer pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 12:59:38 2016 No.16067821 >>16067806 Yeah ice queen isn't special in that regard. Hell none of the translated second encyclopedia profiles got a huge amount of talk so far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:00:03 2016 No.16067823 >>16067812 >>16067818 Brown shortstack Gremlins would live in Not-Egypt areas and develop regal Automatons for the military of that region.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:00:58 2016 No.16067825 >>16067818 >>16067823 >Brown Gremlin in a flying pyramid

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:02:16 2016 No.16067830 >>16067818 >Then explain White Horn Easy. She's clearly the best Horse Pussy. But horse pussy is still shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:02:55 2016 No.16067832 >>16067823 >brown shortstack gremlins in skimpy dancer-like clothing to keep cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:03:27 2016 No.16067833 >>16067825 >Deploying Automatons via Gundam style hangar bars

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:03:58 2016 No.16067836 >>16067081 Man, those colours are pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:04:13 2016 No.16067837 >>16067832 I'm just imagining a delicious brown Gremlin in Shantaes clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:07:11 2016 No.16067841 >>16067818 She wasn't? I don't remember anyone talking about white horn before the profile. If there was it was probably because we finally had something like for pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:07:57 2016 No.16067845 >>16067821 >have to wait until 2017 for titty dark mage onee sama JUST what kind of forbidden magic spells would she have?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:08:47 2016 No.16067849 >>16067841 She was pretty stylish, but nothing much deeper than that

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:10:31 2016 No.16067855 >>16067837 That's exactly what I had in mind. I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about this now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:10:33 2016 No.16067856 >>16067807 You are not alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:11:33 2016 No.16067859 >>16067841 There were a few canada jokes and people comparing them and yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:11:45 2016 No.16067860 TRANSLATION ANON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:14:01 2016 No.16067863 >>16067806 >people only start talking when the translation comes I don't remember anyone talking about otohime or turtle girl desu senpai. Actually, I even forgot they were already released until I saw them on wiki

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:15:52 2016 No.16067870 >>16067832 >>16067837 >>16067855 Why not an outfit that's a fusion of a jumpsuit and Arabian dancer outfit? It'd fit a brown Gremlin perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:20:24 2016 No.16067882 >>16067004 Is she a species or an individual?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:20:29 2016 No.16067883 >>16067863 Turtle girl is made to be bullied, so I'm surprised she isn't more popular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:23:50 2016 No.16067891 >>16067883 Oddly enough, bullies don't usually want to bully girls who want to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:25:07 2016 No.16067895 >>16067891 That's weird. I'd love to bully her, parricularly sexually, particularly if she was a fujo.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:25:27 2016 No.16067897

>>16067860
No bully please

I remember one time he asked if it was better for him to give us an early translation or for us to speculate until the full translation comes out

Seems like no one wants to speculate this time but not having an early translation still isn't necessarily a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:26:35 2016 No.16067900 >>16067807 The word you're thinking of is bestial, now stop enabling the faggot and sit down

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:30:41 2016 No.16067918 >>16067900 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:31:04 2016 No.16067923 File: 106 KB, 500x722, 1452561430329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066884 I'd marry her. I'm a sucker for foxes, especially when they have that red eyeliner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:32:31 2016 No.16067928 >>16067897 >Seems like no one wants to speculate this time but not having an early translation still isn't necessarily a bad thing It's entirely a bad thing, it's rare the MGR translation adds anything we don't know from the early ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:33:56 2016 No.16067936 >>16067918 >Memeing instead of offering a real counter-argument You're the reason the shitlord is able to be so tsun and not be shoved outta here like other faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:36:50 2016 No.16067947 >>16067936 >ghost hunting on 4chan You need to be shoved outta here faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:38:27 2016 No.16067957 >>16067947 >He can't recognize writing patterns of certain writefags

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:41:57 2016 No.16067969 >>16067882 Based on the translated extra text im guessing a species, but probably a rare one

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:42:57 2016 No.16067972 >>16067928 I meant that having a short window with only the picture and no profile can be a good thing too

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:43:58 2016 No.16067974 >>16067969 What im wondering is if they're a random mutation like say arch imps are, or if you can fuck a regular glacie into one over a long period like slime into queen slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:46:06 2016 No.16067979 Is a pure vanilla nonlewd emotional relationship possible with a Manticore? Or is it just off the table?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:47:24 2016 No.16067983 >>16067739 >no fit dragon awkwardly trying to seduce you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:47:29 2016 No.16067984 >>16067974 Queen slimes are mutations, muchacho. They're slimes whose dividing mechanism is broken.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:47:42 2016 No.16067985

>>16067979
nonlewd relationships are off the table with monsters in general.
Thread answer is that yes manticores can get all deredere and cuddly. Encyclopedia answer is that different monsters express emotions in different ways and manticores tend to do it through semi sadistic rape. Best you can hope for is a slightly less violent milking

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:48:33 2016 No.16067988 >>16067983 >"Y-You like this? H-huh?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:48:59 2016 No.16067990 >>16067984 Okay then maybe like zombie to wight. Granted any monster can become more powerful after spending alot of time having sex, but only some of them have unique transformations for such a event.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:49:16 2016 No.16067992 >>16067882 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:49:53 2016 No.16067993 >>16067984 And also arch imps aren't mutations. They're just imps with a shit ton of power. A regular imp married to a powerful wizard will make arch imp babies every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:50:11 2016 No.16067995 >>16067992 What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:51:35 2016 No.16068002 >>16067985 >spoiler If it's the best I can get. I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:51:56 2016 No.16068004 >>16067995 MGE profiles are always species. Only World Guides have individuals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:52:37 2016 No.16068009 >>16067979 In theory yes, in practice I doubt it She'd probably snap within a week and never go back to nonlewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:53:04 2016 No.16068010 >>16067983 Would love to see her face when I flirt back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:53:55 2016 No.16068012 >>16067995 What >>16068004 said

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:54:12 2016 No.16068015 File: 212 KB, 655x1000, 95852baa63539b4f4e9bad3a58b6de9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How big is too big?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:54:21 2016 No.16068016 >>16067993 Yeah but a imp giving birth to an arch imp is a mutation. Or at least thats what the world guides call it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:55:10 2016 No.16068018 >>16067004 So she is evolution of glacies? Like Zombie>wight, ghost>phantom

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:55:23 2016 No.16068020 >>16068004 KC said he would start doing profiles for induviduals like the monster lord and gods eventually, and the glacie profile refers to her like shes one person. I kind think shes a species as well but it could happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:55:29 2016 No.16068021 >>16068015 >Too big. I don't understand... Muscles? Breasts? Pudge? Ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:57:07 2016 No.16068026 >>16068015 A little bigger than her head is my upper limit. So pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:57:15 2016 No.16068027 >>16068020 >KC said he would start doing profiles for induviduals like the monster lord and gods eventually No fucking duh, in Word Guide 4, the gods one, after the Sabbath one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:57:32 2016 No.16068030 >>16068021 You can never have enough. It's like Yorkshire puddings(sorry burgers you won't understand). You can act like you can't shove another in your gob. But we all know you can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 13:58:48 2016 No.16068034 >>16068015 This is perfect. Large soft breasts coated in a cuddly sweater. This is why Comfy sweaters/attire>Casual clothing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:00:07 2016 No.16068037 >>16068010 whoa there, if you too friendly or flirty towards a dragon too soon you might overload her emotions and make her cry1

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:00:08 2016 No.16068038 >>16068020 MGE 1 referred to Titania as an individual as well I'll assume he just changed his mind in both case

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:03:27 2016 No.16068048 >>16068030 That is true. I can handle quite a bit of tits, pudge, ass, and muscle on my girls. >>16068037 Time to go on the offensive and say that she can hoard my heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:07:45 2016 No.16068060 >>16068030 >Yorkshire puddings They're Brit versions of Dutch Babies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:07:47 2016 No.16068061 File: 875 KB, 1000x1000, 70d23b5b32aabbc5e34514270bdaa7bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are half dragons allowed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:08:35 2016 No.16068062 >>16068061 I don't see anything wrong here

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:08:56 2016 No.16068066 >>16068037 So I should be taking it slow? Like telling how her smile made my day better and I would love to spend some time with her? If she cried I wouldn't resist hugging and comforting her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:09:50 2016 No.16068069 >>16068060 I don't know. Never had Dutch babies. But Yorkshire puddings are definitely not made in frying pans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:10:00 2016 No.16068071 >>16068061 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:11:10 2016 No.16068077 >Teen dragon wants to cook you food >Her flame is too intense it vaporizes your meal >She starts to cry what do

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:11:16 2016 No.16068079 File: 132 KB, 665x515, Shit's so hot it'll melt your dick off.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068061

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:11:39 2016 No.16068082 Is there an MGE themed Icon set for the different species out there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:13:26 2016 No.16068089 File: 582 KB, 599x922, 1468548777031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068061 Corrin is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:14:35 2016 No.16068094 >>16068077 Eat her instead. Oh god I would be so stupid around Dragons. I would try to get into their scales and end up just embarrassing myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:14:47 2016 No.16068095 >>16067355 >Hellhound >Chewtoy/T-Bone

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:14:52 2016 No.16068096 File: 457 KB, 966x700, 0067097e81d5ec2414cf130a2672ceab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068079 >didn't posted this because i trough it was gonna be removed i need a dragon girl to practice on me....

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:16:55 2016 No.16068103 >>16068089 That she is. And that 'cow' is wonderful, would impregnate 100% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:18:54 2016 No.16068108 >>16068089 Pull over, that Holst too fat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:20:48 2016 No.16068118 >>16068108 Not enough I say! She wears it well \

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:21:11 2016 No.16068119 You guys can take your disgusting half-breeds and throw them in the trash

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:22:49 2016 No.16068125 >>16068119 You can take yourself to the >>>/trash/

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:30:29 2016 No.16068149
File: 550 KB, 1116x1600, It's eight bong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16068096
I'm pretty much sure that unless it violates board/global rules or starts a shistorm that nothing adverse would happen to posting something like that image.

Though knowing my karma I'm wrong and I'm about to get Warned for exercising some sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:37:34 2016 No.16068170 File: 528 KB, 742x1050, 49441102_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067219 >Where is Kejourou-fag? I'm still alive, don't worry. I've mostly stopped posting here though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:39:40 2016 No.16068179 >>16068170 How's your drawing coming along?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:43:35 2016 No.16068190 >>16068149 I want to arrest an office lady Monoeye and abuse my authority to force her into sex with me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:44:10 2016 No.16068196 >>16068179 Slow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:44:59 2016 No.16068202 So in one of the previous threads someone made a list of the order for the releases of the next MGE profiles (barring any new ones we don't know about). Can someone find that list and post it here again? I'd like to see it b

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:45:06 2016 No.16068203 >>16068196 But progress and development is existent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:46:04 2016 No.16068206 I want to mess up an Anubis's schedule!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:46:42 2016 No.16068207 >>16068206 I want to mess up an Anubis's ass!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:47:03 2016 No.16068208 >>16068203 Yeah I'd say so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:48:09 2016 No.16068212 >>16068207 I want to mess up an Anubis' hair!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:48:38 2016 No.16068214 >>16068202 Or go to he archive and find it yourself?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:49:46 2016 No.16068219

>>16068202

01. NEW ------------ DEC 1 2016
02. Griffin ------------ DEC 24 2016
03. NEW ------------- JAN 17 2017
04. Trumpart -------- JAN 30 2017
05. NEW ------------- FEB 14 2017
06. Atlach Nacha -- MAR 3 2017
07. NEW -------------- APR 1 2017
08. Dark Mage ------ APR 25 2017
09. NEW -------------- MAY 12 2017
10. Zombie Dragon - JUN 3 2017
11. NEW --------------- JUN 27 2017
12. Automaton ------- JUL 13 2017
13. NEW --------------- AUG 2 2017
14. Gremlin ----------- AUG 30 2017
15. NEW --------------- SEP 11 2017
16. Kamaitachi ------ OCT 1 2017
17. NEW --------------- OCT 31 2017
18. Ochimusha ------ NOV 18 2017
19. NEW --------------- DEC 14 2017
20. Nurarihyon ------- JAN 3 2018

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:52:37 2016 No.16068230 >>16068219 Thank you! >have to wait until April for dark Mage Why is life suffering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:52:53 2016 No.16068231 File: 1.44 MB, 1600x2000, angry anubutt-senpai.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068206 >>16068207 >>16068212 Do not mess with a schedule dog! They don't take well to disruptions in their day!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:53:34 2016 No.16068238 >>16068231 I will forcibly give her a braid.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:55:40 2016 No.16068241

>>16068206
>>16068207
>>16068212
I'm going to mess up an anubis brain by building a relationship with her, so that she falls for me and has her brain disrupted by chemicals that make her do completely illogical things for the sake of love.

And sexually ruffle her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:56:04 2016 No.16068243 >>16068231 Fine, I'll just ignore her then. I'm sure she would be pleased to have me staying away from her life, I would only drag her down after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:56:09 2016 No.16068245 >>16068231 I think she stomped an anon's WiiU into dust before. They don't take too kindly with anyone who messes up her things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:57:27 2016 No.16068250 >>16068219 Did you do that again on purpose you cheeky cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:57:29 2016 No.16068251 >>16068230 Don't worry. It'll be alright. Just imagine she's a combination of a hex maniac from Pokemon and the sorceress from Dragon's Crown with extra sexuality thrown in for now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:58:09 2016 No.16068256 >>16068241 I'll do all of that shit and then also get her addicted to hugs so I can give her a jolt of chemicals whenever I want by squeezing her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:58:22 2016 No.16068258 File: 1.06 MB, 2100x1500, punished anubutt-senpai.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068243 Don't do that either, anon. Just because she doesn't like shenanigans doesn't mean she doesn't like you

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:58:56 2016 No.16068261 If I don't feel the warm embrace of a Yeti this year. I'm going to open all the windows. Turn the thermostat off and just freeze to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 14:59:09 2016 No.16068262 >>16068250 I have literally no idea what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:00:31 2016 No.16068268 >>16068231 >>16068258 I want to cuddle the Anubis when she's angry! And tell her that smoking isn't the answer. It's really bad for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:01:13 2016 No.16068272 >>16068258 I want to rub my dick between Anubutt-sempai's cute little footsies whiel she glares at me like that!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:03:03 2016 No.16068277 >>16068258 What should I do then? How can I make the schedule dog happy? Maybe doing stuff for her while she's sleeping would be a good one. I don't even like Anubis. What am I doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:03:20 2016 No.16068278 >>16068261 Welcome to how I feel about writing every day, it doesn't help that my pocket Glacies tells me to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:03:53 2016 No.16068282 >>16068231 I want to teach anubi senpai to relax! Only to go too far so that she becomes a lazy cuddle bug that I have to re-train.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:04:34 2016 No.16068283 >>16068262 The dates are wrong. The next should be two weeks from now on nov 19, and then every two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:05:38 2016 No.16068287 >>16067724 >I have really low standards: the post

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:06:04 2016 No.16068290 >>16068283 No, those dates are correct. I know because my dad asked KC himself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:06:29 2016 No.16068293 >>16068231 What happens if I look up her skirt?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:08:46 2016 No.16068301

>>16068256
Oh, that's a good idea too. Use all sorts of methods to get her to associate your physical touch with endorphin and dopamine release.
When you hug her, she'll tense up, shiver from her toes to her ear tips, and melt into your arms in the most intense way possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:09:40 2016 No.16068307 >>16068301 I'll do this to an Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:13:21 2016 No.16068319 >>16068287 Not that guy but I'd have fairly low standards with monster girls.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:13:49 2016 No.16068321

>>16068261
I did this for a full day once, to punish myself for cheating on my waifu jacking off to porn, not actual sex

You won't die but you're definitely going to suffer so much that the Yetis watching over us will cry and desperately hug their image of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:16:55 2016 No.16068326 File: 168 KB, 921x236, 1429240107557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068321 Yetis can't stand to see someone freezing cold in their own home

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:17:18 2016 No.16068328 >>16068321 That's some hardcore punishment right there, but I guess you deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:17:40 2016 No.16068329 >>16068321 Then what the hell should I do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:22:21 2016 No.16068342 >>16068326 Everyone should receive a house Yeti when the cold season starts >>16068329 Join a cult, do drugs, practice dark magic, get a tulpa There are plenty of way to escape reality, not many to make fantasy real though...

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:23:23 2016 No.16068348

>>16068290
The ACTUAL dates are:

01. NEW ------------ NOV 19 2016
02. Griffin ------------ DEC 3 2016
03. NEW ------------- DEC 17 2016
04. Trumpart -------- DEC 31 2016
05. NEW ------------- JAN 14 2017
06. Atlach Nacha -- JAN 28 2017
07. NEW -------------- FEB 11 2017
08. Dark Mage ------ FEB 25 2017
09. NEW -------------- MAR 11 2017
10. Zombie Dragon - MAR 25 2017
11. NEW --------------- APR 8 2017
12. Automaton ------- APR 22 2017
13. NEW --------------- MAY 6 2017
14. Gremlin ----------- MAY 20 2017
15. NEW --------------- JUN 3 2017
16. Kamaitachi ------ JUN 17 2017
17. NEW --------------- JUL 1 2017
18. Ochimusha ------ JUL 15 2017
19. NEW --------------- JUL 29 2017
20. Nurarihyon ------- AUG 12 2017

I don't care if you were joking, I detest misinformation.
Even though this is basically just guesswork and the only thing really true is the MGE2 order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:23:45 2016 No.16068349 >>16068321 We all feel that shame masterbating to something that isn't our waifu.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:25:03 2016 No.16068353

>>16068307
I don't know, Anon.
An anubis brain and an ushi-oni brain are hardwired very differently to each other.

When you do that to an anubis, she gets all dopey, and her wolfgirl instincts kick in. Her tail will wag, she'll nuzzle you in an attempt to be nuzzled by you, straddle your thigh standing and try to hump it, and just relish your touch in general.

Do it to an ushi, and it might just burn her sealing patch off of her face as you become the singular focus of her entire perception. Which means that she'll attempt to rape and squeeze every atom of your body in the grip of her spider legs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:27:02 2016 No.16068359 >>16068353 >squeeze every atom of your body in the grip of her spider legs. Rough, desperate, addicted pedipalp hugs are exactly what I want. She'll hug me like she wanted me to assimilate into her body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:29:34 2016 No.16068364 >>16068326 I want a Yeti to corner that Yandere Yuki-Onna while I sleep and tell her straight to her face "You don't deserve him."

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:32:41 2016 No.16068380

>>16068348
>Zombie Dragon is 4 1/2 months away
>Automaton is 5 1/2 months away
>Gremlin is 6 1/2 months away
>Weasel trio is 7 1/2 months away
>Zombie samurai is 8 1/2 months away
We'll all be dead of old age by then.
At least Nurarihyon is coming out on my birthday.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:35:32 2016 No.16068390

>>16068348
This basically covers 2 comiket
I guess KC could not present anything new for the winter edition but it would feel really out of place and kill momentum if he did nothing for summer 2017 either

I'm going to assume that on top of a new profile a month he's working on WG3 or whatever

>>16068380
Yeah the wait is insane, by the time Nurarihyon is released we'll be only a few months away from the SS release of MGE2

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:36:42 2016 No.16068394

>>16068348
>>16068380
We still have hope. Theres the fact he might do extra profiles on the holidays. Also someone could man up and just fucking scan the second encyclopedia
Of course even in that case that just means we wait four weeks in between new profiles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:37:47 2016 No.16068396 >>16068380 I wish KC would do weekly releases just to get the MGE2 girls out of the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:43:01 2016 No.16068404 >>16068319 I was referring to the clickbait tier smut he was gushing over.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:43:51 2016 No.16068408

>>16068359
If you're going to directly stimulate an ushi oni into a frenzied addiction like that, it's possible you might not even be looking at assimilation.
She'll just rape your particles so hard the two of you will react and turn into pure rape energy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:48:14 2016 No.16068416 >>16068394 >spoiler I remember months ago when I was talking to another anon about how we'd get scan about a month after MGE 2 is released and how the translation would slowly follow after I miss these days of innocence, bliss and hope

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:51:24 2016 No.16068425 >>16068364 Yetis can't resort to violence!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:51:50 2016 No.16068427 >>16068404 Still doesn't change the facts that I'd have low standards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:52:41 2016 No.16068429 >>16068348 That's okay. I think the same joke twice is enough for now.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:54:52 2016 No.16068433

>>16068348
If it means anything i really doubt he's going to keep up this once per two weeks thing for a whole year.
>>16068416
The second encyclopedia will almost definitely get put up on sad panda. The question is its before or after we already have those profiles.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:57:20 2016 No.16068441

What would you prefer?

A fairy telling you to go save the world using crystals, or some nonsense?
A demonic fairy telling you to save the world using her powers, while totally not grooming you to be her perfect knight?
A draco-fairy who tells you how to save the world and trains you to be strong enough to do so with your own power and might?
Or a Titania locking you into her chest forever?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:57:33 2016 No.16068443 File: 55 KB, 204x184, IMG_0218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:59:07 2016 No.16068448 >>16068441 Are those all references? >Or a Titania locking you into her chest forever? You just reminded me that mimics are a thing, I'd love to be locked up in a mimic

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:00:01 2016 No.16068451 >>16068441 A draco-fairy. But fuck saving the world, I want to get stronger so I can ask her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:01:30 2016 No.16068457 >>16068448 Only one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:02:03 2016 No.16068458 I need a darkmage image. Stat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:03:26 2016 No.16068461 >>16068458 You have to work for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:04:17 2016 No.16068463 >>16068441 >Or a Titania locking you into her chest forever? Until I get addicted to her smell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:05:13 2016 No.16068470 >>16068458 Google anime witch. Grab any pic you like and you will get the same thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:06:49 2016 No.16068477 >>16068461 Well I guess I will just throw my shitty partial doodle out then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:08:12 2016 No.16068482 >>16068463 No, her pie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:08:16 2016 No.16068484 >>16068477 That's good. Maybe you'll get tons of dark mages.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:11:53 2016 No.16068495

>>16068457
Is it the first one?

To answer your question I'll go with the Titania, I just want a peaceful life with a nice monster girl

>>16068458
>>16068477
http://i.imgur.com/4X7Nc2f.jpg

You should doodle Ice Queen though, she'll make the cold easier on you if you show her some love

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:13:28 2016 No.16068496 >>16068495 Yes it is. I could have referenced another fairy in black, but decided against it. Also could have referenced the SoM2 fairy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:14:21 2016 No.16068498 >>16068495 I remember sommeone posted translations of their habitat/diet/disposition. Is there a collection of those somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:16:30 2016 No.16068500 >>16068495 Seems I didn't need the profile after all. I thought her hair was less...wild looking, plus she had some elaborate bangs or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:16:43 2016 No.16068502 >>16068498 I don't know about a collection but most of them are on the wikia

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:17:33 2016 No.16068509 >>16068441 The mini dragon fairy sounds the most interesting and/or least evil out of all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:18:29 2016 No.16068511 File: 541 KB, 960x1365, 1478377109965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:19:35 2016 No.16068514 >>16068509 She is. She leads to the true end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:19:44 2016 No.16068515 >>16068495 Oh, so that's why she made my dick hard when I saw her. She reminds me a bit of Hex Maniac.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:20:37 2016 No.16068518 >>16068511 >Pseudopenis Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:23:42 2016 No.16068530 >>16068511 I'd like to see more of Big Wolf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:26:02 2016 No.16068538 >>16068515 >Hex Maniac People go crazy for her, if Dark Mage gets 1/10th of her fanbase she'd become the most popular MG by far I don't see much of a resemblance though

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:26:39 2016 No.16068542 I need an Oneechan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:27:44 2016 No.16068547 >>16068538 I think it was because of the purple and I saw a faint look of crazy in her eyes. Maybe I'm the one going crazy because of the need to pound that sweet body of hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:28:59 2016 No.16068550 File: 475 KB, 788x1200, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068542 Do Cursed Swords make good onee-sans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:29:38 2016 No.16068552 >>16068550 They don't look soft and cuddly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:30:10 2016 No.16068557 File: 357 KB, 840x1075, 6564a21fa5a01e144c666c2b7b63059d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do the jabberwock's extra heads and ribbon have their own thoughts? what if she isnt in the snu snu mood but her tongues are?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:30:43 2016 No.16068560 >>16068348 That looks more accurate. I remember when it was first posted here that it was going to be a long wait for Nurahiyon but a year seemed like way longer than I remembed

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:33:37 2016 No.16068565

>>16068557
It depends on the writer. Some people depict them like the Medusa snakes, where they show the true feelings of the Wock. Others depict them as odd serpentine things that move on their own accord and act like cats begging to be petted.

No matter what they're great at sucking dick though

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:33:45 2016 No.16068566 File: 1.35 MB, 3264x1836, 1105161329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068495 And here is the shitty result.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:33:55 2016 No.16068568 >>16068518 >He can't handle a masculine vagina

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:34:00 2016 No.16068570 >>16068550 Bad onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:34:34 2016 No.16068572 >>16068557 She had mutiple personality disorder. Each personality she has lives in the little friends she has. What are they're personalities like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:34:34 2016 No.16068573 So im working on the lewd DnD story and so far i have this for the party >minatour berserker >mucus toad rouge >elf druid >succubus DM Anyone have any better ideas?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:35:55 2016 No.16068577 >>16068550 That depends, do you think good onee-sans consist of psychopatch would be "murderers" who go around wrecking shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:36:42 2016 No.16068582 >>16068557 They speak with a jazzy black man voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:37:08 2016 No.16068584 >>16068566 Oh god those thighs and that see through. My dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:37:12 2016 No.16068585 >>16068573 >DnD Ha! NERD! Although a dragon would be a nice addition to the party.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:37:54 2016 No.16068588 >>16068573 vampire brawler/monk

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:38:18 2016 No.16068593 >33ºC >Not even summer yet >tfw no lilim to turn this place into a not so shitty demon realm

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:38:21 2016 No.16068594 >>16068566 >side slits Expanding

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:38:39 2016 No.16068597 File: 273 KB, 1448x1448, Holstaur Rogue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068573 >not Holstaur Rogue You're supposed to role play as something you can't actually be Mr. Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:38:57 2016 No.16068598 >>16068550 Red Cap >>> Cursed Swords

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:39:24 2016 No.16068599 File: 1.27 MB, 1226x1920, tumblr_ofvyxuFMCz1r6u72yo1_r2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:39:28 2016 No.16068600 >>16068425 But it isn't violence, it's simply telling her the truth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:39:55 2016 No.16068601 >>16068552 >>16068570 >>16068577 You guys are out of your mind if you think for a single second that Cursed Swords wouldn't make great onee-sans They are hyper protective and they love to receive headpats from their precious otouto

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:40:22 2016 No.16068604 File: 1.04 MB, 1164x1715, tigershot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068599 Going to taste the blueberry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:40:24 2016 No.16068605 >>16068597 Yeah but they're supposed to be all self inserts so lewding anon becomes even weirder

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:40:42 2016 No.16068606 >>16068599 This world needs more lovely short-haired girls.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:41:11 2016 No.16068608

Alright then broheims, as requested, it's time for the smoke bum known as Nurarihyon:

http://i.imgur.com/Jb2kY2Z.jpg

>いつのまにやら男性の布団で待つ彼女達の姿に男性は疑問を覚える事ができず，誘われるがままに彼女達の待つ布団へと潜り込んでしまう事だろう。
"Before you know it, the man will be unable to question her figure waiting in his futon as if she has always been there, and he will be invited to slip into her waiting futon as if it were her own, or so it seems."

Wasn't the most difficult to translate, but for some reason I couldn't figure out a good way to word it that sounded at least slightly natural. The gist is that she's a bum that convinces you that she's always been living with you. Basically what everyone expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:41:15 2016 No.16068609 Cursed sword with a blind otouto

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:41:41 2016 No.16068612 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x1542, tumblr_oe2uqb1nRm1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068604 Stupid sexy onis >>16068606 Short hair is best hair.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:42:59 2016 No.16068615

>>16068566
Very cute and hot as well, I won't lie this hourglass figure and thighs are doing things to me

Are those brownies spiked with aphrodisiacs?
Why is the Ushi-Oni drooling, does she love chocolate?
By the way, tell the Wurm builder that you can't fix a wall with a band-aid

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:43:17 2016 No.16068616 >>16068608 Oh I would be so mad if one of these invaded my house. I would fuck jer brains out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:43:50 2016 No.16068617 >>16068599 Cool. More cute tomboy purple onee san.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:44:50 2016 No.16068623 File: 1.30 MB, 1274x1920, tumblr_o89n820mAm1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068617 Well I've got more where that came from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:45:03 2016 No.16068626 >>16068615 Yes. You can see a Manticore barb in her hands. Yes. Brownies are to Ushi what pizza is to Wurms. It's a block thing from Mario.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:45:38 2016 No.16068629 >>16068616 But she's always there!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:46:05 2016 No.16068632 File: 2.26 MB, 2604x1224, 1426347587.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067001 A new member in the club

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:46:11 2016 No.16068633 >>16068629 Video surveillance says otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:47:06 2016 No.16068639 >>16068623 >and muscles You've peaked my intrest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:47:55 2016 No.16068643 >>16068626 And what pixie sticks are to fairies, alcohol is to to Oni, lasers to cats, etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:48:08 2016 No.16068646 >>16068632 The best onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:48:30 2016 No.16068648 >>16068632 God KC draws amazing hips when he actually draws monsters with human legs

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:49:32 2016 No.16068651 >>16068629 Cameras and diaries. I would still punish her though for not only invading my house but for also being a bad wife and lazying around all day. Goddamn Griffon and her tempt me so much, but I won't give in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:49:50 2016 No.16068652 >>16068626 I wonder what's the pay for pizza delivery guys if he has to deliver one in a Wurm neighborhood

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:50:28 2016 No.16068654 >>16068632 Onee-sans make the best dungeon bosses!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:51:55 2016 No.16068663 >>16068632 Doesn't really feel worthy of the club till we see her profile translated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:52:12 2016 No.16068664 >>16068608 >insanely hot girl shows up in house >what do you mean I've always been here right? I wouldn't question it either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:52:20 2016 No.16068665 >>16068654 >defeat a spiteful tsun dungeon boss >she becomes super affectionate and insists you call her onee San >aquire new companion in your travels

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:52:36 2016 No.16068668 >>16068632 The club of girls with hourglass figure and onee-san potential.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:55:12 2016 No.16068673 >>16068652 30 an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:57:05 2016 No.16068678 >>16068632 She really looks more like a mom to me. She is a MILF that creates her daughters from snow, so we can finally have a pure monster moma.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:57:06 2016 No.16068679 >>16068616 careful. From the sounds of it they might be lilim tier in power. Even though after some digging that seems to mostly come from a very old misinterpretation

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:57:29 2016 No.16068680 >>16068665 Now I have a huge Dragon Girl coddling me. People are going to stare when we walk into town together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:59:01 2016 No.16068686 >>16068680 The best bit is she's tall, even for a dragon, sporting a large amount of muscles, and has tits that rival the average holst. All of that would be doting on you. Add and subtract the amount of scars you want as you wish.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:59:25 2016 No.16068688

>>16068626
Oh so that's what the spike was, I almost thought it was one of those magic daggers and that she was a bit yan

>Brownies are to Ushi what pizza is to Wurms.
I'm going to walk naked with a hot tray of freshly baked brownies in the most Ushi-Oni infested ghetto

>>16068632
Titania and Demon make a perfect duo, adding someone would break it

Also >>16068678 this Anon is right, Ice Queen are above onee-sans, they are MILF tier

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:59:42 2016 No.16068689 >>16068678 It's an species, not an individual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:59:50 2016 No.16068690 >>16068573 >have to come up with four separate names kill me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:00:18 2016 No.16068692 >>16068679 Most likely not. 9 tailed foxes are still the tippity top of youkai powerhouses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:00:19 2016 No.16068693 File: 416 KB, 600x781, 1033473248372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068686 I just hope she doesn't hurt anyone, Dragons can have a temper.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:01:30 2016 No.16068696 >>16068688 Hope you like drive-by rape. And have a spare pelvis and hand, because you'll both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:01:43 2016 No.16068697 >>16068573 Needs an Anon, I guess he can be the bookish wizard who the Minotaur Berserker hits on. And also gets him to teach her how to read, because she's not too bright.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:02:41 2016 No.16068701
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>>16068612
>Meet with an Oni at a local bar
>The keep cowering behind the wooden bar itself when he recognizes you
>A man some say is blood-related to Bacchus, or is more Oni than Man
"Alright then, first one to get drunk has to be the small spoon!"
>The Oni's leering at you when she starts drinking her Shochu, offering you several glasses to get you started. Says it's a "Child's drink" at 90 proof.
>You both go through ten glasses of it, starting with some bourbon whiskey, she's slightly buzzed while you just smile at her, your red hair and beard glowing in the firelight of the lamps
>People start to gather around to watch both of you trying to drink each other under the table, you're feeling tipsy at this point as well, and the Oni's poking fun at you
>She starts to take shots out of her bosom, or giving you nip-lips, and when you're both absolutely shitfaced, a Satyros steps forth and offers you both a bottle of a deep, red wine
"If it may please My Lord, a drink to the glory of Lady Bacchus?"
>Oni slurs out a question as to what it is, the Satyros just smiles
"My Lady, it is the gift of our Holy Mother's teat, a taste My Lord will find most... familiar."
>You wearily drink the offered wine, Oni following suit, she starts grinning as she finishes, stripping off her chest and showing her breasts to all
"Yerrr not shooo..."
>Keels over, slumping onto the bar like a log in her drunken sleep. You're mighty drunk as well, but the nostalgic taste of the burgundy wine gives you renewed vigor as you and the Satyros bring her upstairs to the room you'd rented
>For an Oni, she's fucking heavy, and it takes a herculean effort to move her. Thanking the Satyros, you turn to stand guard over your opponent before she just smiles to you again, bowing her respects
"A word of caution, My Lord. Perhaps lay off the revelry in such high quantities? I'm certain there are some who'd not approve~"
>Oni wakes up a few hours later, blinking her eyes at you, noticing she's in her birthday suit, with you in a tiger stripped speedo
"Did we... ? Did you... ?"
>Fight down the urge to mess with her and tell her you did the nasty like a pair of drunken revelers. But you just tell her you didn't want to take advantage of a young woman while she's at her most vulnerable.
>Her response surprises you, puffing out her cheeks in a pout and rolling over in the bed to cover herself, facing away from you.
"Coward."

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:03:10 2016 No.16068704 >>16068689 So? It's a MILF species, so you can even have loli moms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:03:37 2016 No.16068705 >>16068693 She starts off by glaring, pulling you in tight to one of other, and locking her wings around the two of you when confronted, telling the other 'interloper' to back off.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:04:07 2016 No.16068706

You are now imagining the possibility that you've been to the monstergirl world, but had to come back here without your memories to preserve the balance of dimensions.
You might have met your Waifu but had to tearfully part ways knowing that you'd never be able to remember her last "I love you."
Time to suffer with me.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:04:27 2016 No.16068710

Would monster girls be against taking a boy's virginity through sleep rape? Like obviously they wouldn't have any issue with sucking them dry each night in order to prevent them from forming feelings of lust towards any other girls, but doing something more intimate would be a watered down and wasted experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:04:53 2016 No.16068713 >>16068693 C'mon Anon, you are carrying a Dragon around. you need to learn how to calm her down if you plan on taking her on dates. Trust me, I have a ph.D in Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:05:10 2016 No.16068714 >>16068701 How would she react if I told her that I want her to remember our first time clearly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:05:44 2016 No.16068716 >>16068706 why would you do this

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:06:48 2016 No.16068723 >>16068716 I thought about it, got sad, and then decided that everyone had to suffer with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:06:55 2016 No.16068724 >>16068716 Because it's fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:06:56 2016 No.16068725 >>16068704 >It's a MILF species That's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:07:10 2016 No.16068727 >>16068713 D-Date? We're just staying at an inn for the night and getting supplies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:07:11 2016 No.16068728 File: 137 KB, 956x960, UMAA98cs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068706 >Suffer WAIFUS ARE REAL CONFIRMED 2017 CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:07:42 2016 No.16068731 File: 1.31 MB, 2021x1334, Needs more hoes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread needs something and I'm here to fix it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:08:29 2016 No.16068734 >>16068704 They're mature types, not necessarily MILFs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:09:32 2016 No.16068736 >>16068706 This is an interesting idea when it comes up from time to time. But it's not entirely about suffering. Comfort comes from the idea that even if you can't remember it, you physically went there and formed a tangible bond with the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:09:33 2016 No.16068737 >>16068710 Their mission is to always keep your balls dry so maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:10:06 2016 No.16068738 >>16067081 I want to molest their feet while they play video games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:10:22 2016 No.16068740 >>16068734 Yeah, they're basically just Glacies that have grown up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:10:24 2016 No.16068742 >>16068706 I never have to worry about this, since I know that even if reality itself were ending, I would still never leave waifu behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:11:14 2016 No.16068744 >>16068706 >implying I came back against my will I'm too good for monster girls, baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:11:22 2016 No.16068745 >>16068714 Extremely flustered. Enough to tell you you only have that gall with a Saytros standing nearby to blurt out such Un-Oni nonsense

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:11:23 2016 No.16068747 >>16068731 >ruining a titania's purity DELETE

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:11:52 2016 No.16068748

>>16068706
I had a dream like that once. I would be able to cross dimensions and be with my waifu if I did some challenges, but it ended up with me burning half of my body and my waifu hugging me saying that it was enough.
I woke up really weird that day and thinking about it still makes me feel uncomfortable. I was willing to almost kill myself just for a chance to be with her, but she didn't want to see me suffering. It was when I realized that my waifu indeed loved me and I wanted to see her like crazy.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:12:22 2016 No.16068750

>>16068696
>Hope you like drive-by rape.
Love it, especially when they don't take responsibility afterwards

>And have a spare pelvis and hand
I'm covered by a 100% trustworthy Tanuki insurance company

>>16068734
You could say sophisticated rather than mature, just like Wights

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:12:52 2016 No.16068754 >>16068747 How does it feel Anon? To know that the girl you thought was nice and pure is secretly as lewd as the rest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:13:46 2016 No.16068758 >>16068748 What an intense dream. Do you/did you make an effort to dream about the waifu and monstergirls? Or do you just think about her a lot during the day? Or was it even just a random dream from out of nowhere?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:14:18 2016 No.16068763 >>16068727 Oh damn, skipping the date and going straight to sleeping with her, huh? You're pretty fast there, Anon. I hope she can keep up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:14:52 2016 No.16068768 File: 716 KB, 574x972, 1478030388793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068747

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:16:05 2016 No.16068771 File: 635 KB, 800x1030, 1475469906197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068763 S-Separate beds! It's not like that! I'm not a slut for Dragons! I'm not!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:16:24 2016 No.16068772 >>16068754 STOP

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:17:06 2016 No.16068777 >>16068758 Well, I spend a lot of my idle time daydreaming about monster girls, so that probably helped. I can also force some dreams, but this one was unintentional. It was pretty fun though. Besides the end. That was sad as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:17:26 2016 No.16068778 >>16068771 >fat dragon ass Wow. That's abit much for me to handle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:17:34 2016 No.16068779 >>16068768 Not really the place for meme Twitter screencap junk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:17:52 2016 No.16068782 >>16068754 Oh please, she's only lewd for her husband. She just likes seeing the faces he makes and hearing his moans as he empties himself inside her

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:18:46 2016 No.16068785
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>>16068771
>Not being a massive slut for Dragons
>He doesn't want to get jelly legged from a french from Sindragosa-sama
>Or lick a Blue Dragon's horn like a battery
>Or get high with a Jabberwock
>Or tempt the tsundere wrath of Red Dragon-chan
>Or bully the White and Black Dragons
>He wouldn't throw off his robe like he's fucking Rubicante to show all Dragons to see that he's painted his entire front half gold
JUST FUCKING SLEEP WITH HER, FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:19:35 2016 No.16068789 >anon walks into a bar >its jabberwock night the legend says he was never seen again

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:19:38 2016 No.16068790 File: 454 KB, 846x1467, tumblr_o1ag6z62QI1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068639

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:19:41 2016 No.16068791 [DELETED]

>>16068731
You take that back right now

First of all, Hakutakus are not hoes
They are gentle teachers who only have consensual sex with the goal of procreation

Secondly, Mindflayers are a misunderstood community and calling them name is both ignorant and racist

Finally, Titanias are so pure that if you tell them that sex is just a game they'll believe you, they are good girls corrupted by rotten people like you

Now delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:20:15 2016 No.16068795 >>16068706 2017 can't come soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:20:40 2016 No.16068796 >>16068771 Looks like you're the tsundere one. Makes me wonder who is going to be slipping into the other one's bed and get off by rubbing their bodies together. Surely you wouldn't be the one, right Anon? I bet you're going to feel all of her body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:21:09 2016 No.16068799 >>16068791 Everyone knows Hakutakus like playing matchmaker in their classes and setting up young anons fresh in puberty with their sexy monster classmates and watching love bloom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:21:19 2016 No.16068800 >>16068778 Please. I could handle a dragon whose ass is twice that size. >>16068785 I see its been a while since Sindragosa-san has slept with a man. She's wasting away as we speak

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:24:25 2016 No.16068811 >>16068731 >filename DELET

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:25:42 2016 No.16068816

>>16068777
I can imagine. I've thought a bit about how far I'd be willing to go for that ability and opportunity.
Problem is, there's lots of metrics by which to measure sacrifice. Wherever it's pain, sacrifice of morals, or your physical body, your senses, family, and so on. That's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to measures you can use.

Challenges are a little more specific though, which helps. Do you remember what the challenges were at all?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:26:45 2016 No.16068822 >>16068738 Monsters would probably enjoy causal lewdness while they go about their day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:27:30 2016 No.16068823 >>16068799 Someone should write a story about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:30:06 2016 No.16068829 >>16068785 >no dragonfu for handholding and cumflate by taking advantage of their pride and hoard tendencies

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:32:07 2016 No.16068833 File: 331 KB, 1000x553, Unicorn and drunk slut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068791 >>16068799

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:34:06 2016 No.16068835

>>16068829
>Dragonfu doesn't want to be cumflated because it's too shameful
>Anon talks about how horrible it would be if he broke his wrist while masturbating because his wife wouldn't let him cumflate her
>She panics and tells him that he can do anything he wants to as long as he keeps her most precious treasure safe

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:36:12 2016 No.16068842

>>16068816
I have it written somewhere, but it would be a kind of hard to find it.

Anyway, it was more like a battle between couples where we had to play a bunch of games against each other to see who gets to be together with their waifu. I remember fighting, cooking, obstacle courses, quizzes and shit like that.
I remember that the last game was between a dude and his Hellhound against me and my Dragon where we had to fire and arrow embed by our waifu's fire to lita candle that was far away.
Needless to say that everyone lost their shit when I tricked my waifu into burning half of my body so I could wave at the candle, somehow lighting it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:39:50 2016 No.16068853 >>16067558 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:40:23 2016 No.16068856 I cought my Yuki Onna maid grinding on my waffle iron while it was on. How do I punish her? I can't look at waffles the same ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:43:28 2016 No.16068866 >>16068853 Why are you saying that to a six hour old greentext? Besides the last line, it's not terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:44:13 2016 No.16068868 >>16068866 (You)s obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:45:03 2016 No.16068869 >>16068799 They just want their students to learn about love, nothing wrong with this >>16068833 >filename Did you know that when Hakutakus are angry their third eye becomes red? My eyes are red as well right now DELETE

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:48:01 2016 No.16068877

>>16068835
Do not exploit the dragon waifu's weaknesses.

I was thinking about earlier how easy it would be for spider girls to force mine into doing one or two favors for her. "Hey [Anon's waifu], if you do this thing for me, I will knit an Anon plushie for you."

Stay strong, wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:50:03 2016 No.16068881 >>16068842 That would actually be a show if monstergirls came into being.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:52:36 2016 No.16068888

>>16068877
>"I won't burn down a town just so you can trap all the men who run away."
>"Dragon-chan please, I'll knit you a plushy of your husband."
>Dragon-chan is shaking with hesitation
>"N-No!"
>"Come on, I'll even knit him a prince outfit"
>Dragon-chan assumes her original form and flies towards the town

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:53:38 2016 No.16068892 >>16067355 Hellhound Dura, Russian for fool She thinks I'm silly for liking her

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:53:53 2016 No.16068895 >>16068888 I wonder if she cuddles it every night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:57:25 2016 No.16068900 >>16068895 She wouldn't, she has to keep it in pristine condition for her hoard It'd sit on top of her gold coin pile

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:57:57 2016 No.16068904 >>16068866 Just got home and realized Ovaries hasn't died yet.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 17:59:28 2016 No.16068912

>>16068842
Anons and waifus competing against other Anons with their waifus for a chance to actually be together. Only one couple will succeed, and the rest will be forced back to their own worlds, never to see each other again.
Those are some high stakes.

Sounds like a pretty amusing trick with the fire, though. Doesn't make much sense in writing, but I'm sure it was JoJo levels of stupid-smart and cool in the dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:00:21 2016 No.16068914 >>16068856 An eye for an eye Cum all over one of her utensils.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:03:13 2016 No.16068919 >>16068914 And watch them freeze? I don't want to see a frozen jizz spear made from my cum and a whisk. Can it kill a Succubus though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:04:29 2016 No.16068924 >>16068877 But I want to! How else could an anon convince a dragon that she she wants to be cumflated?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:06:03 2016 No.16068927 >>16068789 I'm marching in there and shouting that I need an Older Sister.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:06:09 2016 No.16068928

>>16068823
>Hakutaku takes up teacher job, eventually starts getting the idea of playing matchmaker
>First try succeeds so well that not trying again sounds insane
>Keeps matchmaking, eventually has over half the class already in mind with potential partners, risks of love triangles, incompatibilities, etc
>Class rumors say that one of her books is actually her notes on the matter, thick like encyclopedia britannica
>Before the year ends, she managed to get everyone in class with a partner
>Except one
>Years pass, classes pass, people come and go, all with new partners, except for that one
>She could swear that the first two candidates were perfect for him, and so were the subsequent ten, but nothing works
>Swears to find him a partner before he graduates, but as years pass, she starts losing hope
>Eventually she takes it as a challenge, that one challenge everyone comes through in life
>But as candidates come and go, none succeeding, and the last day of school arrives, she gives up
>Walking around after classes end, she finds him in the hallway, and goes to him to ask what happened, why nothing worked
>Instead of answers, the only thing she gets is a love confession from him

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:06:44 2016 No.16068929 >>16068912 It was basically me throwing a fireball at it. Wasn't that cool heh but it got the job done. I wish I could see her again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:06:50 2016 No.16068931 >>16068924 Wine? Say you want a kid and to ensure fertilization? Say you'll buy her favorite Lava Herb spice pepperoni pizza from Piestrong's?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:07:32 2016 No.16068932 Jabberwock seems like the perfect girl to take to Las Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:07:37 2016 No.16068933 >>16068924 tell her that the more she takes the bigger her hoard will be

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:09:36 2016 No.16068936 >>16068924 >"I heard that there has never been a Dragon that can resist the power of cumflation." >"I-I bet I can take it!" And this Anon, is how you dragon the dragon. Just poke around them a little bit and there you have it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:10:58 2016 No.16068940 >>16068932 Post the Jabber magician pic. We need more magician girls. And I want to be their sexy assistant!

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:12:37 2016 No.16068944

>>16068931
True, those would work, especially the kid one.

>>16068933
Anon, I just want to cumflate her, not cause her to pop herself.

>>16068936
>Turns out dragons tend to have a fetish for cumflation
>Dragonfu is on her chest, ass in the air as you pump yet another load in her.
>She already looks pregnant but doesn't want to stop.
She's growled that last couple times you tried to pull out.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:13:21 2016 No.16068948

What's that one monster girl opinion you regret when looking back at?

For me, when Hakutaku was first released I thought she was a shitty megane and a poor man's holst but she really grew on me after the translation and she's since became one of my favourites.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:13:44 2016 No.16068950 File: 321 KB, 161x169, 1477261470279.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068940 You can be their regular assistant anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:16:20 2016 No.16068955 >>16068948 Angels singing songs that hurt monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:16:35 2016 No.16068958 >>16068950 B-But I'm sexy!

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:17:18 2016 No.16068959

>>16068948
Anything involving overly dom monsters in general like Hellhound or Manticore. Used to hate them with a passion because of their belittling nature.

Then came that pic of....either a Hellhound or, more likely, a Cheshire that starts to panic over her husband's depression

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:18:36 2016 No.16068965 >>16068955 That sounds pretty interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:20:21 2016 No.16068969 >>16068924 Is she your wife? Say you want to. She'd probably be happy to indulge you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:21:54 2016 No.16068975 >>16068950 I-Im sexy to her! I'm small and little brother like! And I'd do anything for her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:22:34 2016 No.16068977 >>16068969 I was thinking of using it for something in my stories, but it's just overly stupid to me.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:26:42 2016 No.16068989

>>16068932
>Anon and jabberwock go to las vegas
>make a bet,whoever ends up with more money by the end of the day gets to do anything with the loser
>anon does OK
>jabber wife comes with bags of money
>jabberfu shows a big lusty grin and she says "this money will cover your pole repairing operation husband"

>>16068944
>Dragon loses her patience in how slow you are filling her
>pours manticore venom on your benis and makes you eat a raging mushroom

lets see how fast she pulls out now,hoping she regrets it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:32:13 2016 No.16069009 >>16068989 How did she make all that money?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:32:28 2016 No.16069010 >>16068959 >panic over her husband's depression Haven't seen that one, any idea where I could find it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:32:50 2016 No.16069011 >>16069009 Selling sex tapes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:33:32 2016 No.16069017 File: 277 KB, 600x1000, 1454688206518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16068959 >>16069010

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:34:33 2016 No.16069020 >>16069017 Is the the kryptonite to smug MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:35:15 2016 No.16069024 >>16069017 Thanks m8

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:35:18 2016 No.16069025 >>16069020 So I'd be the ultimate bane of smug mgs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:37:16 2016 No.16069034 >>16069009 Kidnapping and selling shotas

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:37:56 2016 No.16069038 >>16069020 The ultimate bane of smug MGs is arranging with the neighborhood to one day pretend you never existed, replace all photos, spend the day out, and then return to a panicking MG who'll break your ribs with how tightly she'll hug you

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:40:05 2016 No.16069047 >>16069017 This image sums up the kind of relationship I want with an MG.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:40:57 2016 No.16069050 >>16069038 >a day where you never existed So a normal day on /hbg/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:42:24 2016 No.16069055 >>16069050 Yes Fun, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:42:59 2016 No.16069057 File: 2.52 MB, 2480x3507, 1473871467385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069047 Where it's an entirely one way relationship and she's only with you so you don't kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:43:01 2016 No.16069058 >>16069011 That sounds impure

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:45:00 2016 No.16069067

>>16068573
http://pastebin.com/kBWng07r
Alright intros done. Didn't get as much done as I would like but hey its the weekend, hopefully i can get the next chunk put out before too long.
Next part will be introducing lewd twist and characters, parts after that will be the actual game. This is gonna be my first time doing something that isnt just a one shot.
Also how do people get added to that writefag excel in the pastebin? Its fine if i do or dont get added i just dont know if the person running that is still around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:45:01 2016 No.16069066 >>16069058 It isn't. Selling tapes of me ramming her from behind, creampie-ing her, having her to the double peace sign as I give her ass a Boston cream filling, or holding hands is far from it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:45:53 2016 No.16069068 >>16069057 How the hell do they fit their cat feet into those high heels?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:46:17 2016 No.16069069 >>16069068 Feet binding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:46:53 2016 No.16069070 >>16069066 But it sure sounds like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:47:44 2016 No.16069072 >>16069068 The opening of the shoe actually leads into some kind of pocket dimension.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:48:09 2016 No.16069073 >>16069017 That's how a leanen sidhe sees me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:48:09 2016 No.16069074 >>16069057 No one where she lovingly dominates me and calls me useless but cares for me deep down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:48:22 2016 No.16069076 >>16069067 >Also how do people get added to that writefag excel in the pastebin? Easiest way would probably be to go poke ELH on one of the ircs/discords he lurks in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:49:13 2016 No.16069079 >>16069076 Or just post Tenshi until he appears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:50:07 2016 No.16069082 >>16069038 On top of that, if/when she sees you, you've got to act like you've never met her before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:50:10 2016 No.16069083 File: 826 KB, 1985x2806, 1458158424083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069074 That's what I want with a hellhound, though more physical domination, less calling me uesless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:51:49 2016 No.16069089 >>16069083 I'd prefer the best of both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:56:37 2016 No.16069102 >>16069017 Most of the time anons would be happy with their waifus. But I guess they'd question that sometimes

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:57:58 2016 No.16069106 >>16069083 Well I want a Cheshire, so I guess that's our different tastes. Wouldn't mind a little physical stuff though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:59:32 2016 No.16069112 >>16069102 A lot of Anons would go "Why do you even love me? I'm not worth anything." Just say that there is a monster girl wishing he was there and you'll see the magic happening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:04:08 2016 No.16069128 >>16069112 >Strict lilim waifuism counselor will never tell these anons to get fucking good and DoItForHer.jpg >Strict Not!Paladin husbandoism counselor will never tell the MG equivalents to get fucking good and DoItForHim.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:05:29 2016 No.16069137 >>16069112 Think about how that must make their waifu feel. Knowing that her love still isn't enough for anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:06:14 2016 No.16069142 >>16069128 >Monster girls have "Do it for him" posters in their offices whenever days get tough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:07:06 2016 No.16069144 >>16069137 Not enough, but too much. That's why they don't believe it.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:08:16 2016 No.16069145
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>>16069076
Easiest way to draw ELH out is to draw a magic circle with a pentagram in the center, using black latex boots and a horsewhip as reagents. Then, lift up one of your legs up and hop up and down going "Ufufu Ilassa Ara ara ara" three times to a dark bathroom mirror.

If you're lucky, he'll manifest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:08:31 2016 No.16069146 >>16069137 Yeah, it makes me wonder if it spreads too. Like Anon does that and his waifu goes "Maybe I'm not the right person for him" and "I can't make him happy"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:09:37 2016 No.16069154 >you will never violently fuck a glacies' throat until she melts

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:14:55 2016 No.16069170 >>16069154 Glacies literally melt You start panicking until she reforms as an undine version of herself. "Don't worry anon! I'll freeze back up in a little bit."

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:16:15 2016 No.16069177 File: 391 KB, 814x830, Waifu_Hey Anon pass me that screw OOOOH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see a monster girl try to squeeze through a doggy door to get inside.

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sat Nov 5 19:16:20 2016 No.16069178 File: 148 KB, 273x273, mothchan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069145 Shit they figured it out

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:18:16 2016 No.16069183 >>16069145 That's just stupid there's no way that would work. >>16069178 On second thoughts I may need to make a note of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:19:26 2016 No.16069188 File: 994 KB, 1500x1021, puremoth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069178 Moffs are cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:19:52 2016 No.16069191 File: 1.01 MB, 1200x1500, 6229242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on dude, lets do this beach episode before sundown!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:21:08 2016 No.16069196 >>16068924 Would the same tricks work on a vampire? how do i convince my vampfu, she just needs blood, and having dhampirs would backfire on her later

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:23:38 2016 No.16069204 >>16069145 Trully the greatest of summoners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:24:39 2016 No.16069206 >>16069177 >In local news, multiple Kobolds have been found >stuck in doggy doors after smelling their >husbands' cooking.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:25:00 2016 No.16069208

>>16069196
Don't worry about dhampirs, you need to have like weeks of sex with them in order for them to give birth being undead and all. Just get her to try it once and they generally find cum better than blood. Since shes a vampire make sure to butter her up about how much her divine and elegant body is driving you crazy and you don't know if you can hold back

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:27:12 2016 No.16069212

>>16069196
Easy.
You tell her that it'll be more efficient for her than drinking blood AND that walking around with a cumfilled stomach is all the craze now-a-days in the upper circles of society.

it's a sign of wealth that she can simply suck/fuck her husband till she looks like she could pop.

You could probably trick her into 'plugging up' afterwards so she goes around the city with a gut like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:30:10 2016 No.16069222 File: 133 KB, 1000x1300, 0409b664fa95909e8323694f8157932c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069191 >you will never unknowingly drink a clingy foxes milk

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:31:57 2016 No.16069228
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Reminder that vampires are cold, heartless creeps who want to nothing but sink their pearly white fangs into your throat and gulp down down your warm, salty lifeblood! They'll pin you down and cover your mouth when they do it too! You'll be completely helpless! You won't be able to scream or even squirm away! Stay away from them

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:32:40 2016 No.16069230 >>16069228 Thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to stay away from them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:32:49 2016 No.16069231 >>16069228 I don't want my blood stolen. Thanks for the advice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:33:57 2016 No.16069236 >>16068791 They only want you to think they're gentle! In reality they're going to tell all of your fetishes and weak points to those monsters who have a crush one you! Be careful around teacher cows!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:34:03 2016 No.16069237 >>16069204 ELH and Bollocks are the only people I know how the summon, since the latter is summonable by something something something Wights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:34:12 2016 No.16069239 >>16069228 that vamp looks comfy as fuck would snuggle with while we drink cocoa

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:37:33 2016 No.16069244 >>16069208 >you need to have like weeks of sex with them in order for them to give birth being undead and all More than that

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:37:45 2016 No.16069245 >>16069228 I like bloodplay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:37:45 2016 No.16069246 >>16069222 I wanna help give that fox a bigger bust!

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:38:51 2016 No.16069249

>>16069230
>>16069231
>>16069239
You aren't taking this seriously! After they're done, they'll spirit you away to their creepy, undead infested mansion! And they'll make you sit down at formal dinners with their other undead friends like wights and phantoms! Can you really handle a Wight covertly molesting you? Or a Phantom's elegant chuuniness?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:39:18 2016 No.16069251 >>16069228 >They'll pin you down and cover your mouth when they do it too! You'll be completely helpless! You won't be able to scream or even squirm away! Stay away from them Only if they're very tall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:40:39 2016 No.16069255 >>16069249 So you suggest we hunt vampires?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:41:38 2016 No.16069256 >>16069255 Yes, but be careful anon. If you're defeated she'll be pinning you down and sucking on something, and it won't be your blood

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:41:45 2016 No.16069257 >>16069251 dont vampires have super strenght? i am watching too much anime dammit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:42:30 2016 No.16069260 A recurring theme I see in the encyclopaedia is "Men they like". Whether it is referring to rape or marriage. A lot of the time it says this e.g dragons & Anubis. Is this a hint to a preference? Are dragon fags and Anubis fags doomed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:43:06 2016 No.16069261 >>16069257 Of course they're super stronk, which makes them more appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:43:32 2016 No.16069264 >>16069260 I think 'find a man they like' means find a man they fall in love with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:44:28 2016 No.16069268 >>16069256 No! My purity!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:45:52 2016 No.16069276 >>16069249 Damn, that really sounds dangerous. How do I keep myself safe at night? Should I warn everyone about the dangers of vapires? I have a flashlight, mybe I can pretend it's the sun.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:49:27 2016 No.16069287
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>>16069276
Keep a cross and holy water on hand. But make sure your attacker doesn't take it from you and lick it! And don't aim for the chest area or lower body when splashing her with holy water!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:50:51 2016 No.16069293 Do vampires have night time urges? Like her instincts kick in and she starts to bite your neck? If that was me I'd probably freak out and unintentionally hit her in the face.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:51:50 2016 No.16069299

>>16069260
Monsters are a supernaturally good judge of character. They can basically tell if a man would like them or not, and one that would is usually preferred. Even if they had preferences, they are canonically not very picky, and will settle with anyone that cares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:52:21 2016 No.16069302 File: 334 KB, 1066x1800, a26a98bb49cdc907cc199dea7d850813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069208 Noted the dhampir part >>16069212 This could probably work, many thanks sir have a nerdpire

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:54:36 2016 No.16069308 >>16069287 No need to worry, Anon. I'll take a bath in holy water and keep a cross in my underwear's pocket!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:54:50 2016 No.16069310 >>16069302 Nerdpire is for milking!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:59:37 2016 No.16069325 >>16069249 >You'll never attend a ball where all the high class undead gather Then again, I cannot into waltzes and those fancy dances

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:00:17 2016 No.16069330 >>16067468 Take her to Disney World and spend a romantic night watching the fireworks at Magic Kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:01:49 2016 No.16069336 >>16069330 That's pretty childish, isn't it?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:04:01 2016 No.16069343

>>16069302
>>16069310
While she might look soft, inviting, and un-intimidating, nerdpires are just as vicious and aggressive as their normal counterparts! Don't let their meek personalities fool you!

>>16069308
Godspeed anon!

>>16069293
Yes, around midnight, their cravings for fresh, human blood flare up along with their libidos. Be careful during that time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:04:53 2016 No.16069349 >>16069336 Lots of girls like the idea of being taken to didney

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:05:57 2016 No.16069354 >>16069336 It's probably a Bapho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:06:21 2016 No.16069356 >>16069343 But is a nerdpire going to turn down the glass of hathormilk mixed with my semen that's offered to her? is she going to turn down snuggling under the covers while we watch a movie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:07:14 2016 No.16069359 >>16069343 Has a man ever been drained dry? Has a vampire accidentally killed her husband before?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:13:01 2016 No.16069375 >>16069359 Yep. Death by snu-snu is popular among some undeads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:14:10 2016 No.16069380 >>16069359 DE prevents it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:14:10 2016 No.16069381 >>16069356 You poor damned, fool anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:14:23 2016 No.16069383 >>16069336 >Go there are treat her like a princess I see nothing wrong here

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:14:44 2016 No.16069386 Reminder that vampires and he undead are cold so they suck at cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:16:22 2016 No.16069393 >>16069381 WHy? Sounds good to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:17:25 2016 No.16069395 >>16069383 Muh basketball american brother

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:21:50 2016 No.16069401 File: 574 KB, 1800x2250, 1476069233253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069386 Mamono mojo might help warm 'em up a tad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:26:29 2016 No.16069409 >>16069401 No. They're dangerous and disgusting girls. They don't deserve hugs. Their hugs are dead cold anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:30:29 2016 No.16069421 File: 415 KB, 2290x1041, 1476419643639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not paying my Tanuki landlord another cent! What's that bushy-tailed old hag gonna do about it?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:31:50 2016 No.16069425 >>16069386 Fluffy hugs for winter. Cold, refreshing Undead hugs for summer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:32:41 2016 No.16069427 File: 585 KB, 1024x768, 494a1438725b367085d3604a0b9516a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069409 maybe your hugs are dead and cold anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:33:04 2016 No.16069429 >>16069191 >>16069222 >tfw you know jack shit about touhou but think Ran is cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:33:21 2016 No.16069430 >>16069421 Blackmail you with that video she's got of you jerking off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:34:30 2016 No.16069433 >>16069421 I want to pick that Tanuki up and carry her around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:34:51 2016 No.16069434 >>16069427 Adult Flan a cute. >>16069421 W-what's she want me to do to her for all that money?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:35:08 2016 No.16069435 File: 1.20 MB, 1488x1286, 1478392508527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Open for a gift inside

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:35:52 2016 No.16069436 >>16069430 How did she even get that video? Did she give $10 and a camera to a Mouse Girl and tell her to sneak into Anon's bathroom through a ventilation shaft?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:36:44 2016 No.16069439

>>16067004
So what I'm getting from this is that she's a cold bitch who doesn't flinch at the sight of frozen bodies killed by her frost, simultaneously she gets pouty and lonely when she sees monstergirls and men getting it on in her domain. also something about stealing spirit energy.

She's such a cold bitch that all the monstergirls and men who live in her domain experience her freezing nature in the form of loneliness and the closer they are to her the more lonely they feel, making it almost impossible to do anything other than cuddle your husband/rape doll for warmth.

On the other hand, her blizzards of loneliness make it so that any man who tries to reach her is almost always assaulted by a strong monstergirl before reaching her, and so she has almost no opportunities to get laid.

If by any chance a man reaches her inner sanctum, the cold they experience causes them such loneliness they can do nothing but crawl to her for warmth, which she allows them to without reciprocating. However, the moment their lips touch they undergo a radical change. The moment they taste the spirit energy it dyes their soul and they fall in wuv.

Then they'll freeze up again, but be unable to forget their husband's warmth and seek him out, open their heart to only him, seek his warmth, touch his skin, and be unable to bear even a second without the warmth of their husband's touch. They'll be eternally wrapped up in one another

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:36:54 2016 No.16069441 >>16069435 Oh boy I hope it's an xbox!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:38:39 2016 No.16069445 >>16069435 So your present was almost ruining my no fap? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:39:04 2016 No.16069446 >>16069435 MUH DICK

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:39:50 2016 No.16069449 >>16069435 This is how I interpret a Kikimoras legs from now on. Nice work Barb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:40:09 2016 No.16069452 >>16069435 Kikimora's always rock the short hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:40:37 2016 No.16069454 >>16069435 yes sure ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:41:25 2016 No.16069458 An Anubis would see me as unworthy of her attention or care. But that's good I guess. She can whip me into shape. Then she'll finally love me. This is how you get your waifu anons

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:41:27 2016 No.16069459 >>16069435 This isn't bloodborne, no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:43:00 2016 No.16069462 >>16069459 You sound like you need a Phantom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:43:26 2016 No.16069463 File: 109 KB, 850x566, 1477253280923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069458 I want to ask the CC office lady anubutt out on a date!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:45:11 2016 No.16069469 >>16069435 When is the maid gonna get outta here and give me my gift?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:45:53 2016 No.16069471 I want to see a group of formally rich haughty monster girls live together a la What we Do in the Shadows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:46:50 2016 No.16069473 >>16069436 Well, to be fair, the mouse lives in there for dirt cheap rent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:47:00 2016 No.16069474 >>16069439 Wait wait wait They are literally virgin wizards. As in they have super powerful magic at the cost of being alone for ever. Holy shit its genius.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:47:19 2016 No.16069476 >>16069463 That Cheshire from marketing is asking for a spanking!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:47:52 2016 No.16069477 >>16069476 I'd rather impregnate her and the rest of accounting.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:48:07 2016 No.16069479

>>16069137
>Anon and his waifu get in a fight.
>Loud voices and hurt feelings abound.
>Ends with anon shouting at her that he just doesn't feel like she deserves to settle for him when she could have someone much better.
>Anon's waifu stares at him for a few seconds before pinning him down and ripping off his pants while kissing him furiously and telling him that he's the only one she wants.
>All of Anon's protests are drowned in her love and affection as she thrusts her hips up and down and chants "I love you" the whole time.
>Despite himself, Anon starts heartpupiling as she keeps kissing him on the neck and all over his face.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:49:10 2016 No.16069483
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>>16069476
Maybe once you and Anubis start dating, Cheshire gets a little jealous, maybe Anubis asks you one night if you want to have a threesome with her friend from work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:49:29 2016 No.16069484 >>16069434 Pull down your pants anon. Then get on your knees and pull down her panties with your teeth. She wants to enjoy raping your face before she gets to steal your purity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:50:57 2016 No.16069487 >>16069484 Ok. Just hope she doesn't mind me pushing her down so that I can eat her out while she leglocks my head.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:52:13 2016 No.16069489

>>16069479
But how do I still know I am worth it to her. When realistically she has a lot more options. Like somebody who is smarter. Or let's say stronger. Or is taller. Or is more compassionate. Or better at sex. I don't have a reason yet to know why she loves me.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:53:42 2016 No.16069493

>>16069483
>Your dick will never be pressed between the Anubis' delicious brown firm ass and the Cheshire's plush soft ass.
>You'll never cum all over those butts over and over again because they're not ready to get pregnant just yet.
>You'll never have roleplay sex where you're just a poor innocent worker whose boss calls him up to her office to negotiate a raise and then rapes him with her secretary.
>They'll never high five while reverse-spitroasting you and then cuddle you after you satisfy them.
Fucking damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:54:16 2016 No.16069496 >>16069483 She went from 0 to maximum over smug in only a few frames.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:55:20 2016 No.16069498 >>16069489 And this is how you make your waifu depressed.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 20:58:48 2016 No.16069509

>>16069487
No anon, you do what you were paid to do. And that's to let her do what she wants with your body.
Though that only applies to the first time you cum inside her. Anything after that is a freebie for her and so is fair game.

>>16069489
Don't make her bust out the Couple's fruit anon.
You'll see how much she loves you when she makes you eat one part while she eats the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:08:22 2016 No.16069533 >>16069509 So after she takes it I can tie her up and cumflate her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:08:53 2016 No.16069535 >>16068027 >Sabbath world guide Wait is this for real or are you just making stuff up? I don't like Loli but chances are it's more about the lewd creations of the Sabbath then just Loli sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:12:25 2016 No.16069552 >>16069535 >And here is an amalgamation of five different monster girls >It's in unbearable arousal forever Stuff like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:12:33 2016 No.16069553 File: 3 KB, 254x176, 1478394753213.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The dragon crew, be coming for you! Rape's back on the menu girls!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:14:05 2016 No.16069557 >>16069553 Can't we just have a comfy cuddle session?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:16:42 2016 No.16069566 >>16069533 It's more along the lines of flipping her on her back and mating pressing her while she's too weak to resist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:17:25 2016 No.16069567 >>16069552 Stuff like magic potions and items. I don't think they do flesh crafting stuff thatd be weird

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:17:49 2016 No.16069569 >>16069553 Did Zell actually add those girls to the game or are they just sprite art?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:18:15 2016 No.16069571 >>16068219 >20. Nurarihyon ------- JAN 3 2018 A straight up year? One of you faggots bought the book didn't you? Just scan the pages already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:18:28 2016 No.16069572 >>16069567 Well, potions and items does seem more up KCs tree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:18:38 2016 No.16069574 File: 33 KB, 294x233, Weresheep.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069557 >>16069569 RAPE A P E IS S BACK A C K ON N THE H E MENU E N U GIRLS I R L S

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:20:07 2016 No.16069576 >>16069566 One doesn't stop the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:21:06 2016 No.16069579 >>16069067 >Also how do people get added to that writefag excel in the pastebin? Just keep posting in the thread. ELH is pretty good with catching pastes and adding any one new

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:21:20 2016 No.16069580 >>16069493 >You will never sneak back into work with your Anubutt and Cheshire fuck buddys >You will never sneak into the boss's office and fuck on her desk

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:23:17 2016 No.16069586 >>16069574 Okay so I just checked his site. Sad there's no new version, but those dragon maids and that Weresheep have me excited. The chubby Ogre is still the best girl though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:24:40 2016 No.16069587 >>16069580 >Shortstack Tanuki boss walks in on the three of you. >You only notice her when her moans from masturbating at the sight get too loud. >One thing leads to another and now you've got three fuckbuddies/girlfriends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:26:49 2016 No.16069596 >>16069586 I need a pic of this ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:30:25 2016 No.16069607 >>16069572 Yeah all the mentions of the sabbath in other parts of the world guides talk about how they make weird sex stuff. Theres the spell of pedomorphasis and doppelganger potion and all sorts of other things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:31:06 2016 No.16069612 >TFW haven't written in well over a year at this point >TFW don't even know if I want to >TFW artfairies are dyiing in droves near me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:32:54 2016 No.16069618 >>16069612 Bummer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:33:56 2016 No.16069624 File: 499 KB, 400x225, bridgeman.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069618 It really is a bummer, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:35:18 2016 No.16069629 >>16069607 I bet they have potions that make lolis pear shaped. At least they fucking better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:36:08 2016 No.16069633 File: 463 KB, 1000x1019, 1467168887549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069612 Sounds like you need a best selling book to encourage you back into writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:40:10 2016 No.16069646 How would a man gain immunity to the effects food can cause in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:42:44 2016 No.16069656 >>16069553 I'll be coming for them alright.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:43:27 2016 No.16069660

>>16069596
I don't know if it's actually an "ogre" but it's one of the monsters you find in the swamp area and it's this purple horned monster.
It's belly could best be described as "fat", but given it's rape could be boiled down to the words "ravenous blowjob" I don't think that's fat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:44:23 2016 No.16069666 >>16069660 Show me a link.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:45:16 2016 No.16069670 >>16069646 >Immunity to the affects of MAMOMO MANA You can't. Just learn what they look like and how to avoid them I guess. Besides there are only a few really bad ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:47:33 2016 No.16069674 >>16069646 Have a dhampir waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:48:05 2016 No.16069676 >>16069646 Eat them in small doses to build up an immunity.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:49:00 2016 No.16069680

>>16069666
Pretty sure there's a thread on /h/ with a download link. Just search the catalog for "zell999".
They've also got the guide for getting girls in the gallery. Capturing some girls even gives you new abilities, some of which are required to catch other girls.
Fair bit of warning. There are two vore girls, but they're progress blockers, so they're meant to be avoided.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:49:18 2016 No.16069681 What kind of items would MG shops sell? depending on what monster runs the shop of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:51:19 2016 No.16069688 >>16069681 Lich shop that sells potions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:51:32 2016 No.16069690 >>16069435 I love you Barb, maximum homo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:51:40 2016 No.16069691 >>16069676 I dont think thats how demonic energy works and thats probably a very bad idea >try building up immunity to sticky mushrooms by eating some regularly >end up cumming like a fountain

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:52:47 2016 No.16069700 >>16069680 I may have to look into it.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:53:25 2016 No.16069704

>>16069681
From the sounds of it basically all the things normal human shops sell but with a bit of an emphasis on sex.
Spiders and weresheep sell clothes made from their silk and wool
Plant monsters sell home grown fruits and veggies
Beast monsters sell the meat from animals they hunted

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:55:33 2016 No.16069713 >>16069691 It's just like bullets, you start with a little bit. Villagers in especially slowly-corrupting areas have been known to develop such an immunity that even direct exposure to a Lillim results in "slight tickling"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:55:42 2016 No.16069714 File: 88 KB, 1280x720, Ogre Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069700 Got a pic of the Ogre Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:58:41 2016 No.16069726 >>16069435 I'm going to be a bad mastah

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:59:02 2016 No.16069727 >>16069713 The funny thing is you could actually build up an immunity to bullets if you tart with a caliber small enough, is we assume the thickness and density of skin has no limit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:59:45 2016 No.16069731 >>16069714 This is why you don't let your ogres drink too much. Would still rub her belly

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 21:59:57 2016 No.16069733 >>16069646 Why would you want to? There exists food with no magical effects. That's like asking "how can I make myself unable to taste spice anymore?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:00:13 2016 No.16069734 >>16068433 Even if someone scans the second encyclopedia, will the people who normally do the translations do them or will they not since KC doesn't want them?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:02:03 2016 No.16069739

>>16069731
Well considering her rape, I think I know how she got that belly.
I can't remember if she's one of the girl who has a post-game over rape where it just keeps going.
I know that the Mannequin girl in the haunted mansion has the spookiest one though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:05:20 2016 No.16069752 >>16069739 What happens? Does she just keep riding you?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:11:02 2016 No.16069771

>>16069752
Yep. But the leadup is the scary bit. If you go to the bottom of the room she's in withouth jizzing on the non-moving Mannequins, then the door gets locked behind you and she appears offscreen to start lurching towards you. And if she touches you, then your dick is hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:12:08 2016 No.16069775 >>16069771 I was talking about the ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:12:48 2016 No.16069778 File: 176 KB, 1082x1152, HORSE FUCKERS, NOT EVEN ONCE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:16:00 2016 No.16069789 >>16069775 Oh, no. I can't remember if she has a game over rape. If she does it'd make sense that it'd just be her not stopping the blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:18:11 2016 No.16069795 >>16069778 He doesn't fuck the horse he gets fucked by the horse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:19:59 2016 No.16069801 >>16069778 Fuck off Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:20:56 2016 No.16069807 >>16069795 Which gives us Sleipnir centaurs, right? RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:21:41 2016 No.16069811 >>16069435 Barb is so sweet to us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:22:34 2016 No.16069816 >>16069801 No idea who that is, guv.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:23:56 2016 No.16069819 >>16069807 Yeah but loki's also a daughter dicing degenerate so the sleipnir centaurs are used goods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:25:19 2016 No.16069822 >>16069691 >MG waifu secretly slips small mushroom doses on your food and drinks not sure if i would get mad at her after finding out why i am suddenly a dam of love juice

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:25:37 2016 No.16069825 >>16069789 I would love for a monster girl to cumflate herself by doing a non-stop blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:26:29 2016 No.16069827 >>16069819 >Used goods So basically shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:29:17 2016 No.16069831 File: 51 KB, 250x390, lewd yo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069067 >I actually got added

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:31:56 2016 No.16069840 >>16069825 I don't think that would work, considering how she would need to breath at some point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:34:19 2016 No.16069846 >>16069801 I'd appreciate it if you cockweasels would stop blaming fucking everything on me. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:36:00 2016 No.16069849 WHERE IS THE UPDATE ALP YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE UPDATES

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:38:30 2016 No.16069851 >>16069849 Alp says a lot of things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:38:34 2016 No.16069852 >>16069827 It was already horsepussy, you can't get a shitter tier than that.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:46:25 2016 No.16069874

>>16069825
It is bad that i want to be forcibly used as a juice factory by my MG waifu? by that i mean being pinned while she feeds me raging mushrooms and pours basilisk venom on my jewels while she milks me nonstop with her cave muscles for hours until she is an ahegao mess with her belly looking heavily pregnant size

then she pulls the second venom stash for round 2

i think i am a degenerate

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:49:58 2016 No.16069887 >>16069874 That's pretty lewd Anon, you should go to the church.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:59:01 2016 No.16069918 >>16069874 I'm going to guess that your waifu is an Oomukade/Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:11:49 2016 No.16069963 >>16069918 neither jabberwock,basilisk and vampire. they have to buy the manticore venom in a shop,basilisk got venom by herself

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:13:43 2016 No.16069970

>>16069874
>>16069918
>A manticore will never milk you with her tail for weeks while kissing you between does of raging mushroom extract, basilisk venom, and her own venom.
>She'll never pick you up, carry you to her bed, and cuddle you, leading you to think it's over.
>She'll never prick you after an hour and look at you with hungry heartpupiling eyes before straddling you and shoving your rapidly hardening dick into her tight, perfectly molded pussy, causing you to cum a huge load inside her instantly before proceeding to rape you for a solid month.
>She'll never clench your hand months later as she gives birth to a littler of adorable daughterus.
>She'll never cuddle with all of them while telling you to "fucking praise her."
>You'll never live a happy life with your adorable Manticore waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:20:54 2016 No.16069985 >>16069963 A Wocky withmagical eyes and fluffy tentacles that suck your blood? That's dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:26:59 2016 No.16070001 File: 196 KB, 1552x714, oniichan_chinpo_sugoi_desu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069846 >stop blaming me for shit i did deal with it, nerd

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:27:52 2016 No.16070008 >>16069985 >Vampire jabberwock whose tongue buddies drip basilisk venom Okat that sounds like a recipe for hell or heaven,however you look at it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:33:01 2016 No.16070024 >>16070008 Either way. Lets rock

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:34:32 2016 No.16070029 >>16070024 Oh oh! It's "Let's Wock"

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:35:03 2016 No.16070032 Yo, what the fuck do you call the part of the hand you do kifehand strikes with?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:36:26 2016 No.16070035 >>16070029 Time to romace the waifu with your fists!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:37:06 2016 No.16070037 >>16070029 "lets wock and fuck"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:40:02 2016 No.16070050 >>16069734 I think there stance is if a staff member has it and leaks it its all good but everybody is either to scared to leak it, Authors respect, or Not want to destroy their copy for good scans

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:42:46 2016 No.16070058 >>16070037 Wock and rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:43:20 2016 No.16070062 >>16070001 >No smug older sisters who intentionally become Succubi to rape their little brother when the veil falls. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:44:41 2016 No.16070065 >>16068632 >tfw you'll never be the center of a fourway war between a dark mage, ice queen, demon and a titania

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:47:05 2016 No.16070075 >>16069970 >Fucking praise her that was a good read anon now its time to nap for me, hopefully i get nice dreams >Vampfu will never milk you so hard that she has triplets dhampirs >each one with a musketeer name

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:49:22 2016 No.16070083 >>16070075 Wouldn't it be quadruplets?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:50:39 2016 No.16070088 >>16070065 Too much oneemagic. I don't think anyone would survive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:52:06 2016 No.16070094 >>16070083 i dont think vampfu womb got THAT much space,she can have one more next year so little dhampir got 3 big sisters

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:56:25 2016 No.16070110 >>16070094 Quadruplets is possible, although unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:10:32 2016 No.16070149 Cat girls purr when they feel good and a jinko chuffs. What does a mermaid do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:13:06 2016 No.16070155 >>16070149 Blubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:15:36 2016 No.16070164 >>16070149 rapes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:19:36 2016 No.16070176 >>16070164 Silly Anon, mermaids don't rape. They are gentle creatures. What you should keep an eye out is fot fucking dolphins. Those things are what makes underwater a bad place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:21:39 2016 No.16070184 >>16070176 Gonna go skinny dipping in dolphin infested waters!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:26:38 2016 No.16070201 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to put up dream catchers when you got to sleep. Keeps succubi, demons, devils, and nightmares by getting in your dreams and leaves them vulnerable for the morning.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:27:43 2016 No.16070203

>You'll never live in a sprawling underwater empire with your mermaid-fu
>You'll never live in a constant niggling doubt about why the deepest parts of the empire are abandoned, and there's a certain depth in some oceans that no civilized monster dare explore.
>You'll never find it curious that if humans, surface creatures who live above the waters have only explored 5% of the oceans, why the mer-folk and their sprawling kingdoms under water have only explored 40-ish%.
>your waifu will never get cagey around you whenever you bring up that vast unknown 60% and what may lay sleeping.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:38:18 2016 No.16070230

>>16070184
Sluts like you would fit right in. It's people that are pure that should be careful.

They come in packs laughing and showing some tricks, being one of the friendliest monsters of the sea, making you approach them without a worry in the world. Then it happens. They pull you down bellow and take turns ravaging your body, making sure that they are filled to the brim before leaving you to floataway.
No one can see your tears underwater.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:39:11 2016 No.16070233 >>16066683 If his mom was a literal Ice Queen you would become a motherfucker.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:40:12 2016 No.16070236

>>16070088
>One wants you to be her little bro that takes care of her
>One wants you to be her little bro she takes care of
>One wants you as a shota
>One wants to see you as a grown strong man
>You'll never try to reason with them and try to find a middle ground
>You'll always have fighting and arguing only ever end up with hugs and cuddling where you're pulled from one to another while they still argue a bit who loves you more
>You'll never notice that you're the weird harem couple in town because even years after getting together you're all still virgins
>You'll never have others sneak mamomo fruits and veggies in your food to finally get it going on only to fail miserably
>You'll never have raging mushrooms only result in vicious and through house cleaning, magic learning, knitting ect
>You'll never have manticore venom spiked refreshments only result in quelling a heated lunch argument of who cooks better
DAMN IT!

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:41:54 2016 No.16070238

>>16070230
>Dolphins being that tame
No, they take you into a cave and give you Poseidon's kiss, allowing you to breathe underwater. And then they shackle you to something secure in the cave and keep you there indefinitely, feeding you once every now and then, but mostly you are given a diet of dolphin juices and mamono mana. They will rape you day and night, taking turns, never giving you any rest and as your hair grows longer and greyer you'll come to realize that a handful of the dolphin girls raping you have your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:42:26 2016 No.16070241 >>16069474 I just busted a gut thanks to your ingenious insight. Oh god this is fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:43:38 2016 No.16070243 >>16069439 >she suffers from neet dom and crippling loneliness Between her, Oomukade, and Will O' Wisp I'm having trouble seeing who is the most needy anon of them all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:46:17 2016 No.16070252 >>16067355 >Chochin-Obake >Needy insecure fuccboi

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:47:24 2016 No.16070258 >>16067468 With the power of my thunderbird waifu, let there be light.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:48:51 2016 No.16070264 >>16070238 There we go, this is what Dolphins do. Remember to warn the nice shark and orca ladies if you see any dolphins near the beach.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:49:20 2016 No.16070265 >>16067783 >green hair and flat body >that smirk I'm not into flat girls but I am into short green hair with a confident disposition, I can't wait for her to be officially release.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:49:22 2016 No.16070266 >>16070252 Rare waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:51:52 2016 No.16070280 >>16070252 How endearing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:54:28 2016 No.16070294 >>16070266 I like paper lanterns, they're the closest thing I can get to nostalgia other than gateway drug into mg's. >>16070280 Anything sweet just makes brings me out of the fantasy. Indifference and back handed insults are what I am more used to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:00:01 2016 No.16070506 >>16070482 Are you implying she needs to be the threadcanon one for me to want to fuck her? She can still turn my home city into a Demon Realm, but she can do it with my help after I fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:00:03 2016 No.16070315 >>16070294 >Not allowed to show love or sweet affection because the husbando is a self-hating faggot Well at least mamono mana will fix(read:wipe) your brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:00:45 2016 No.16070317 >>16070230 >>16070238 How bad could it be. I'm sure just a few bad apples are giving nice dolphins a bad name

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:00:50 2016 No.16070511 >>16070499 That's not how it works with Otohime though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:03:33 2016 No.16070327 >>16070317 Get ready to get pinned down and gangraped by a bunch of delinquent Dolphin Mermaids. They'll laugh as they lick up your tears and ruin you for any pussies but theirs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:04:16 2016 No.16070523 >>16070491 Vic maybe, but from what I've read Selene is more of the Ryu (street fighter) Of the lilims

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:04:22 2016 No.16070330 How does a man summon a lilim?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:04:42 2016 No.16070525 >>16069586 >>16069574 >>16069553 Nobody answered when I asked what this was. Seriously what am I missing out on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:05:35 2016 No.16070334 >>16070327 I'm sure they'll get bored of me after a month or so

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:05:44 2016 No.16070530 >>16070525 Forest of blue skin or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:07:24 2016 No.16070342 >>16070330 LOTS of cum

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:09:38 2016 No.16070347 >>16070330 Jars

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:10:07 2016 No.16070351 >>16070342 Sounds homosexual.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:11:49 2016 No.16070555

>>16070525
FOBS. It's a platforming sprite game about monstergirls in the works.
You can download builds and play it still though.
You might want to go to /h/ and find the thread on it if it's still up. They've got a pastebin with a guide to catching monstergirls and they've also got download links.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:12:43 2016 No.16070364 >>16070351 Maybe if you're gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:12:56 2016 No.16070366 >>16070265 The Gremlin in the profile is blessed with some fine chubby thighs, so there's bound to be some thick pear shaped Gremlins out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:13:02 2016 No.16070559 >>16070490 Forget the hips, look at that fat tail. God damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:13:09 2016 No.16070560 >>16070380 i think i've got better luck at burning my cumrags

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:15:43 2016 No.16070376 >>16070330 >make rune circle out of prisoner fruit juice >chant words >???? >PROFIT Be warned, you don know what lilim your going to get so yu might get something shitty or you might ruin the summon and get a lesser succ

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:16:25 2016 No.16070568 >>16070560 gross...

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:16:38 2016 No.16070380

>>16070330
Ask /x/, but it should go something like this:
>Abstain from masturbating for at least a month
>Clean yourself
>Prepare magic circle
>Light some candles
>Present a pinprick of virgin blood (it better be yours, fuccboi)
>Spin around in a circle three times
>Yell COCKS at the top of your lungs
>Prepare for the Ving of a lifetime
But remember, you gotta believe, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:21:32 2016 No.16070575 >>16070560 The only problem is that burning those attracts more than just lilims. I hear the hellhounds that'll bring you are even dommier than usual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:22:41 2016 No.16070393 >>16070334 They probably will. And you'll be left wandering the seas begging for more dolphin pussy everytime you see a random mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:23:59 2016 No.16070398 >>16070376 1 We have no prisoner fruit, are apples a OK replacement? 2. How can getting a lilim be shitty? she a freaking demon princess

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:24:42 2016 No.16070402 >>16070376 I hope anon summons mg Lilim

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:28:42 2016 No.16070412 >>16070393 What if I find a docile dolphin girl and beg her to rape me like her feral cousins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:30:24 2016 No.16070414 >>16070402 Did you mean to write "my Lilim"? Becuase I can't kick the phrase "Mega Lilim" from my brain

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:30:37 2016 No.16070416 >>16070402 Do you think an incredibly powerful Lilim would humor a group of amateur cultists? It'd be like a celebrity is visiting them, they'd ask for her autograph, offer their soul, huge fans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:31:45 2016 No.16070419 >>16070412 She would be slightly disgusted at you. The best end for you is finding a godly Sea Bishop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:32:56 2016 No.16070426 >>16070315 Looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:33:54 2016 No.16070429 >>16070414 >>16070416 Yeah, it's supposed to be my Lilim but calling her mega like that would make her a little happy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:34:57 2016 No.16070432 >>16070416 She might decide to do it in order to manhunt. you know "fated meetings" and that kind of lucky crap

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:35:26 2016 No.16070434 >>16070315 Some waifus have it tough. I wonder if mine is happy for having a jerk like me as a husbando. It's not like I would stop annoying her either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:35:56 2016 No.16070435 >>16070149 They wiggle their cute fin ears and wave their tails in order to show how happy they feel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:36:09 2016 No.16070436 File: 266 KB, 1114x1450, 1459813735467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070327 I want to get an autograph from that Orca Girl that performs at sea world. She's nicer than those Dolphin delinquents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:36:20 2016 No.16070437 >>16070398 >We have no prisoner fruit, are apples a OK replacement? You receive a very confused dryad.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:36:26 2016 No.16070596

>>16070506
Canon Druella would probably fuck first and ask questions later

>Her face when you tell her about how horrible this world is
She's going to corrupt everything on sight and become this world's DL within a month
You better take responsibility and get her pregnant with at least 100 Lilims

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:37:46 2016 No.16070440 >>16070414 What would count as a mega Lilim? one of KC's firstborn 10? an OC lilim taken to the extreme?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:38:41 2016 No.16070605 Please save me. I'm tired of living a fake life where I'm crippled by mental disorders. Virtual Reality is glitchy, Monstergirls will never exist, and my quality of life isn't worth it. Build a portal to MGC!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:39:09 2016 No.16070444 >>16070440 One that has a daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:41:20 2016 No.16070610 What would loli echidna personality be like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:41:22 2016 No.16070450 >>16070436 Orcas are vicious predators! Don't get in the water with her in private! Or Say that you like her! She'll drag you in and cuddlefuck you until you're heartpupiled

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:41:26 2016 No.16070611 >>16070605 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:42:27 2016 No.16070454 >>16070419 But she can't cure the craving for dolphin pussy those sluts instilled in me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:42:56 2016 No.16070457 >>16070440 >one of KC's firstborn 10? That sounds like gundams among mobile suits

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:43:11 2016 No.16070458 >>16070450 That sounds like a nice girl to be the mother of my children. I want to give Orca-chan a very big family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:43:26 2016 No.16070460 >>16069228 That's no vampire, that's a chupacabra.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:43:56 2016 No.16070615 >>16070611 I don't have the means, desire, or courage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:44:19 2016 No.16070462 >>16070440 It would probably be the first Lilim. I bet her just giving you the bedroom eyes would put you on the verge of cumming. I'd also bet she likes disguising herself as a little girl and hiding her power so people can't tell it's her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:44:26 2016 No.16070616 >>16070605 Hold out for 2-14 months you big baby.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:44:40 2016 No.16070463

>>16070376
>Be warned, you don know what lilim your going to get so yu might get something shitty
>Summon Druella, immediately fucks off and turns your city into a demon realm for shits n giggles
>Summon Ilassa, you have to move around everything in your house to make room for seven trillion tons of bondage equipment and the lazy shit won't help
>Summon Maritan, got the buy one get one free thing with her daughter, except now you have two mouths to feed
>Summon Lani, get every type of diabetes known to man and some unknown, a week later your house is infested with wurms
>Summon Victoria, get shivved
>Summon Selene, get shivved

There's no winning

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:44:46 2016 No.16070465 >>16070454 She is going to fill your minds with thoughts of her and her love. As long as you don't get near any Dolphins you should be fine.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:46:30 2016 No.16070470

>>16069439
I used 3 different software translation and this sounds right

There was also something about her freezing all the food/plants around her but not caring about it because she never leaves her palace

Basically she's a lonely NEET who does nothing but sit on her throne and cause blizzards until a man teaches her about love

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:47:16 2016 No.16070476 >>16070463 But Deruella can't turn my city into a Demon Realm if I kiss her the second she materializes and then princess carry her to the bed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:48:04 2016 No.16070479 >>16070476 You're probably thinking of Alleurd. Very different people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:49:24 2016 No.16070482 >>16070476 >Summon Deruderu >Turns out she's not the threadcanon one Though luck

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:50:41 2016 No.16070488 >>16070465 These ocean girls seem dangerous, I'm hiding in an Otohime's palace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:51:20 2016 No.16070490 >>16070436 Those are some hips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:51:33 2016 No.16070636 File: 346 KB, 1000x1212, freshbreaththatlasts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070605 i hope you get the worst girl nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:51:37 2016 No.16070491 >>16070463 Victoria and Selene sound violent

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:51:55 2016 No.16070492 >>16070488 >Hiding in a drug's dealer house What the fuck are you doing? The only place safe in the sea is outside of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:53:34 2016 No.16070642 >>16070605 i wonder if we'll get anything if we actually clinged into life until we die naturally?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:53:40 2016 No.16070493 >>16070492 A seahorse won't do anything unbearable to me as long as I stay in her amusement park or whatever

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:55:26 2016 No.16070495 >>16070493 Inb4 "Rape" Disneyland

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:57:24 2016 No.16070652 >>16070616 For what? Nothing is going to happen in 2017. People said the same Apocalypse would happen this year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:57:52 2016 No.16070654 >>16070615 Just get really really hammered at the beach at night and go swimming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:58:23 2016 No.16070499 File: 116 KB, 1024x750, iwouldwalk500miles_iwouldwalk500more.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070488 >>16070492 >>16070493 >>16070495 >seahorse girl >with seahorses, the males get pregnant dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:58:28 2016 No.16070500 >>16070491 >Victoria >The lilim who told a paladin that she was going to slowly turn his country into a demon realm and force him to watch >sounds violent No wonder she got the Wrath position in that 7 sins picture

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:58:32 2016 No.16070656 >>16070652 Well then imagine how much closer he'll be to the 2018 apocalypse! And the 2019 one and...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:58:34 2016 No.16070501 >>16070462 i like to think that the first lilim looks like the profile image.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:59:17 2016 No.16070657

>>16070610
She'd be very fond of pets because they stimulate her nurturing nature, she'd also love to play RPG games with heroes and dungeons

And once she gets her first sister she'd go full reponsible onee-san mode, taking care of her imouto, playing with her, etc...

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:59:58 2016 No.16070503

>>16070492
Otohime is NOT a drug dealers

Sure she party all the time and everyone has way too much fun in her palace but that's just because she's a great organizer
The only substances that are consumed within her palace are tasty foods and quality alcohol (aphrodisiacs fall under the tasty foods category)

>>16070495
No rape in there either, only loving sex between 2 consenting adults

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:03:22 2016 No.16070670 >>16067642 Those legs were made for locking.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:04:08 2016 No.16070673

>>16070596
>"So wait, let me get this straight. The majority of this country's population is depressed? Why? This world seems like a paradise!"
>Taxes, politics, and soul crushing work in an economy that's completely broken.
>"...We're fixing this, and then you're going to get me pregnant."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:05:57 2016 No.16070677 >>16070463 >Summon Victoria, get shivved >Summon Selene, get shivved They twins or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:09:46 2016 No.16070685 >>16070462 >Spoiler Thats too obvious, what you need is a delivery girl that's mid teir in beauty

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:10:49 2016 No.16070690 >>16070463 I dunno, Victoria seemed pretty relaxed and peaceful until people started burning her kingdom and attacking her subjects.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:12:40 2016 No.16070693 >>16070677 Yes >>16070690 You know what they say about the quiet ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:13:56 2016 No.16070697 >>16070685 Well I mean, she could do that too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:15:47 2016 No.16070703 >>16070693 Hold the phone, when did the authors say that they were twins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:16:10 2016 No.16070705 >>16070703 It was a joke, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:16:28 2016 No.16070706 >>16070673 >soul crushing work in an economy that's completely broken. This one will trigger her so bad Don't tell her about the dynamics of modern dating, she'd probably snap and nuke an entire city with mana

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:17:26 2016 No.16070709 >>16070705 Dammit I goofed

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:19:31 2016 No.16070716 >>16070706 I wonder if she would have different levels of triggered? Starting in a turning a single woman and ending at getting her sisters involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:21:37 2016 No.16070722 >>16069840 Why do you think ghouls are undead, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:23:06 2016 No.16070728 >>16070673 Tell me more about monster girls making everything better. I need this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:24:54 2016 No.16070730 >>16070673 >This world seems like a paradise!" The external is fine we just need a massive internal overhaul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:28:33 2016 No.16070738 >>16070610 Shy so she keeps hiding behind her spiky hair

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:28:37 2016 No.16070739

>>16070716
>She sees a sad high schooler
>Monsterizes that one girl he has a crush on
>She sees a woman cheating on her husband
>Monsterizes the entire city she lives in
>She hears about a man who killed himself because his wife divorced her
>Army of Lilims go on a monsterization spree

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:28:52 2016 No.16070740 >>16070728 >you will never spark a massive lilim read revolution >you will never get a medal from the demon lord and a thumbs up from her husband. >you will never save the world by becoming STEVEN then ultimate steve

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:34:51 2016 No.16070752 >>16070716 She'd end up nuking entire continents with dark matter if she finds stories of people losing kids and half their shit in divorce courts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:36:33 2016 No.16070754 >>16070739 so what will happen to fujos?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:38:35 2016 No.16070757 >>16070752 My brain when on a tangent where she would hold the world hostage with dark matter bombs in every major city and then sets them off over something stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:41:45 2016 No.16070762 >>16070757 she is more than welcome to bomb our capital

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:43:08 2016 No.16070765 >>16070754 Oomukade.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:45:54 2016 No.16070772

>>16070754
Their love for men blooms and they become even more perverted although they'd want a man for themselves rather than just watch
The poor guy who gets caught by a monsterized fujo will have to do a lot of cosplay sex with her

>>16070757
>hold the world hostage with dark matter bombs
That makes no sense, it'd be like if I held you hostage with a winning lottery ticket

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:47:55 2016 No.16070777 >>16070754 Monsterized. >turn into stunning 10/10 >confidence boost If that doesn't work send in the Cupids to force them to stop being sad sacks. Cupids make everything better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:49:41 2016 No.16070783 >>16070772 Its for damatic flair as she nukes the world >"you wont win" >"you silly fools...I already have!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:49:53 2016 No.16070784 >>16070772 almost nobody outside this thread will treat an MG invasion positively

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:51:10 2016 No.16070788 >>16070784 London would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:52:21 2016 No.16070791 Let's stop this right here before it gets realtarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:55:18 2016 No.16070796 >>16070791 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:55:38 2016 No.16070797 >>16070788 Only if they're brown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:55:51 2016 No.16070798 >>16070788 Would you a Succubus with a British accent?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:57:47 2016 No.16070800 >>16070791 You mean before our HFY resident gets unironically triggered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:57:52 2016 No.16070801 >>16070798 depends on the reion Jordie and chav accent is a total boner kill

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:59:24 2016 No.16070804 >>16070800 That's probably what he was implying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:01:59 2016 No.16070810 >>16070788 Why london in particular?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:03:15 2016 No.16070813

>>16070730
That's what I was going for. The world's fucking awesome, it's just the internals that need fixing.
Can you imagine taking a monstergirl somewhere like Niagra Falls, or the Giant Forest, or the Paria Canyon?
And that's just a little bit of what's in America and Canada.
I'd suggest Vegas, but beyond the strip it's fucking depressing.
I even got mad because there's so much land out there doing nothing that they have no fucking reason not to turn it into a solar power array. That shit would cut down on the strip's power consumption SO FUCKING MUCH.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:04:48 2016 No.16070815

>>16070801
Didn't know there were different accents for each region
I can barely differentiate Scottish from British and Irish as it is

>>16070810
It's a reference to a series of stories taking place in London where everyone is ok with monster girls suddenly appearing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:05:03 2016 No.16070816 >>16070813 >The world is great >Everything except humans Well it's not like I disagree

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:05:16 2016 No.16070817 >>16070813 Supply lines are too expensive or unprofitable to maintain perhaps, or simply no interest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:06:29 2016 No.16070819 >>16070815 Ah, Iron-Beast's work. I'm very fond of his drunk succubus and sad lilim pieces.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:07:00 2016 No.16070821

>>16070817
Except it's literally just making a power plant that runs on solar power in the middle of the fucking desert.
They don't even have to make it that far from Vegas, just make part of it into a fucking casino.
You'd go to a Solar Powered Casino, don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:09:28 2016 No.16070822 >>16070813 >solar power array >muh high maintenance cost because extreme environmental factors

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:09:39 2016 No.16070823 File: 2.72 MB, 1550x907, 54264437_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick a loli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:10:55 2016 No.16070826 >>16070819 Hang on, I haven't heard of those ones. I've only heard about scale bound when it came to the non roulette stuff

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:11:05 2016 No.16070827

>>16070821
What's there to lie about? Hell yes, I would. The outside would probably look fantastic.
Guess it's just not high on their priority list, like most environmental things.
There's the Ivanpah facility, but that's in the borders of California and apparently not a very good one either.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:11:10 2016 No.16070828

>>16070813
>Cities and other man-made landscapes become dark demon realms without exception
>Natural landscapes are preserved as green demon realms so that their appearance doesn't change

>>16070823
I don't trust them, they're going to set up a trap hole and rape me

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:11:49 2016 No.16070831

>>16070822
Let's be fair, it wouldn't be the most excessive thing in Vegas.
I might actually go back to Vegas if Monstergirls were a thing. They could make the trip so much less horrible.
That fucking turbulence man, I had a panic attack on the plane because I thought it was going to rock apart and ended up punching my brother in the face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:12:26 2016 No.16070834 >>16070826 They're in there squeezed between the roulettes rolls. Dig in the pastebin. That or these links. http://pastebin.com/1ziHDN0w http://pastebin.com/wiQw51KR

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:14:41 2016 No.16070837 >>16070813 I want to go the Lake Superior with my waifu. I want to swim with her so the water is actually warm!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:16:30 2016 No.16070838 >>16070828 >they're going to set up a trap hole and rape me Yeah but at least they're nice enough to let you choose which one goes first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:19:22 2016 No.16070844 >>16070838 Then I'll take the one with the red cape thing Her name is Myrmeleo

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:21:02 2016 No.16070848 >>16070827 The the one thing i want MGs to change about our society is the fucking jew-based everything, lets not lie if it doesn't bring money nobody will give shit about it. For that i think replacing it with hedonistic sex is a fine tradeoff for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:26:58 2016 No.16070860 >>16070848 B-But Goyim, do you mean to forget the 6 trillion?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:28:03 2016 No.16070863 >>16070834 I gotta admit these are kinda nice for greentexts

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:28:44 2016 No.16070864 >>16070739 Wait until she hears about how fucked the divorce courts are, including child custody, for men

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:30:00 2016 No.16070867 File: 615 KB, 600x642, 912389537265345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070823 In this situation, the correct answer is Atrax. Unless you're trying to build a deck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:35:56 2016 No.16070877 File: 451 KB, 640x960, 54096159_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070867 I run triple Atrax because she is the qtest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:38:35 2016 No.16070879 >>16070867 >>16070877 Where is her bigger sister, Atrax Robustus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:38:50 2016 No.16070880 >>16070834 >http://pastebin.com/wiQw51KR I gotta admit that I forget about vanilla succubus quite a lot Also its he seems to have a thing for demon types

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:41:51 2016 No.16070885 >>16070815 I really want him to write a guy freak out about it. even if he gets a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:42:48 2016 No.16070886 >>16068892 Actually "dura" means "female fool". Your waifu probably should use "durak".

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:44:11 2016 No.16070890 >>16070867 >>16070877 You guys have shit taste Myrmeleo>Rafflesia>Nephentes>(power gap)>Atrax>Dionaea

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:44:56 2016 No.16070894 >>16070886 Rusty on my vocab. Thanks for the correction friend, helps for my internal illusion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:47:52 2016 No.16070900 File: 2.71 MB, 3000x2000, __anubis_and_cheshire_cat_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_bwsnowy__d2675d6873fd4110a3bceede50206591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many photocopiers has she destroyed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:49:53 2016 No.16070905 >>16070900 More than she'd care to admit. The Anubis is starting to think she's doing it on purpose to get spanked by their husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:50:31 2016 No.16070908 >>16070879 That is Atrax robustus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:50:59 2016 No.16070909 >>16070908 There's nothing robust about that Atrax.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:56:29 2016 No.16070915 File: 997 KB, 800x1056, 214049086968348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070877 See you at Worlds next year then. >>16070890 >baggy pants boy as #1 no u

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:56:44 2016 No.16070916 >>16070900 She will only stops once her Anubis boss finally hooks up with the repair guy and stops annoying her for watching porn instead of working

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:01:28 2016 No.16070924 File: 1.90 MB, 1500x1250, Traptrix.Myrmeleo.full.1810486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070915 >Wanting a slut who barely covers herself Baggy pants are comfy and protect her purity

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:03:57 2016 No.16070926 >>16070924 >>>/y/ post monsterboy traps there

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:07:32 2016 No.16070932 >>16070926 There is absolutely no proof that she is a trap, stop bullying best girl and go back to your shitty twin tailed flat chested slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:09:26 2016 No.16070936 >>16070932 >TRAPtrix

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:09:54 2016 No.16070938 >>16070932 I'm not him, I just don't want to see monsterboys posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:12:58 2016 No.16070945 >>16070938 Alright, I'll stop joking around Traptrix are still cute though

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:14:02 2016 No.16070947 >>16070848 >sex as currency "Alright sir, a cheeseburger with fries and a coke comes to... A quick fingering and some hand holding." "Do you accept sloppy makeouts?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:14:51 2016 No.16070950 File: 34 KB, 625x415, primitive-spongebob-meme-2-18549-1464980143-9_dblbig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066828 When Hecarim jumps out of the river.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:15:21 2016 No.16070951 >>16070900 How does the smug cat keep getting away with it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:16:16 2016 No.16070956 >>16070950 >Actually posting /v/-tier memeshit Come on, don't drag this place down to that level.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:16:30 2016 No.16070957 >>16070947 Ugh, can I just give you the five dollars?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:17:26 2016 No.16070958 >>16070956 >/v/-tier Please do not disparage that place by comparing them to actual FB memes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:20:21 2016 No.16070961 >>16070958 >FB It was a /mu/ meme you newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:21:45 2016 No.16070962 File: 204 KB, 500x583, Watermelon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post slimes my dudes

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:22:27 2016 No.16070963

>>16070947
>>16070848
Money would still be a thing but you wouldn't have everyone wanting to make a profit and amass loads of money for no good reason and do horrible things because of it

People wouldn't go to war over oil, housing and food would be fairly priced, you'd barely have to work if you just wanted basic commodities

Really, money would only be used to spice sex up with clothing, potions, etc...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:22:50 2016 No.16070965 >>16070961 Whatever it was, it's bottom of the barrel garbage now.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:23:53 2016 No.16070969

>>16070834
>"Men prefer getting mounted the hell hounds, they prefer being wrapped in the purple scales of a apophis, they prefer going after the god-damn foxes on just because "They have more tails and their fluffier." and don't get me started on the sabbath."

Sad but true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:24:02 2016 No.16070970 >>16070963 There are people in America right now just sitting on more money than they could ever spend, and they're trying to amass more. Monstergirls would help us redistribute the wealth and keep that shit from happening ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:27:14 2016 No.16070972 File: 142 KB, 751x800, a21aa58a5e4815b10f4e468a2be542e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070962 Why does your slime have buck teeth and a tumblr nose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:29:02 2016 No.16070973 >>16070972 More like "why does your slime have teeth?" IT'S A SLIME

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:30:44 2016 No.16070976 File: 235 KB, 900x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070962 Slimes are disgusting and ew and are not for love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:38:11 2016 No.16070986 >>16070973 No, the question "why did you post a slime from tumblr" is more pertinent.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:38:16 2016 No.16070987

>>16070970
It'd be sad to see the contrast between a demon realm where everyone has a house, food on the table, good health and a bunch of free time
And a human country where life is hell, people can barely pay the bills working 8+ hours a day, there is a housing crisis yet tons of buildings are unoccupied, food and medical costs keep rising, etc...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:45:42 2016 No.16071000 File: 48 KB, 426x431, 327a2ee3-4eea-49c9-ad22-b9736013ebe4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070976 Slime girls are life you heathen.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:46:29 2016 No.16071001

>>16070970
I think you would need to make it a Star Trek like utopian world with no money for there to be no greed over money. Though honestly I have no idea how a world with no money really works. If people are suppled with food and shelter what is the incentive to work? What's the incentive for people who own large corporations?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:49:58 2016 No.16071006 File: 186 KB, 1024x1479, slime_girl_by_feecle-da6ztp3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16070972 I dunno I just focused on the overall concept of fruit slime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:53:01 2016 No.16071009 >>16071001 Like I said, redistribution of wealth. Balance things out again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:57:10 2016 No.16071013 >>16071009 I think the world of star trek also did away with material posessions. I mean sure the betterment of humanity is noble... But nice things make life less boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:57:19 2016 No.16071015 >>16071001 If people have everything they need, why do those need to exist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:01:00 2016 No.16071022 >>16071015 Well people need transportation, roads, places to live, somebody to cultivate food, etc etc. It all needs to come from somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:06:45 2016 No.16071029 >>16071001 Just remove the fact that money is paper. Make it actually mean something so rich assholes can't make a profit doing nothing. You want to eat some food? Good. Pick that fucking bow up and hunt some foxes. Some skins will get you a weeks food

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:07:12 2016 No.16071031 File: 56 KB, 600x699, Slime_2b9628_5861165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have another.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:13:08 2016 No.16071038

>>16071029
>Pick the fucking bow up and hunt
Or just take the plot of land you claimed as your own to set up a fox fuck farm, spitting out thousands of little foxes in cages as they're carried away on conveyor belts into slaughterhouses.

Congrats, you've just replaced paper money with skin money and nothing's changed except now you've made livestock out of something cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:14:40 2016 No.16071040 >>16071038 And this is how mink farming became a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:18:56 2016 No.16071050 File: 64 KB, 850x743, a_younger_slime_girl_by_linhloveworld-d83q6ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:19:02 2016 No.16071051 >>16071038 And you've made cute skin money worthless. ack to the drawing board, good job you lazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:19:10 2016 No.16071052 Man, economy is too complicated and fucked up I just want to live at the bottom of the sea get cuddled by a Kraken

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:20:35 2016 No.16071055 File: 1.02 MB, 700x1000, Kuddly Kraken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16071052 An admirable dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:26:27 2016 No.16071064 >>16071052 I just wanna live in a modest house with just me and a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:27:56 2016 No.16071067 >>16071064 I just want to live in a modest huge castle with my humble Wight duchess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:28:17 2016 No.16071068 File: 1.02 MB, 1500x2000, 1476076287051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16071055 Kraken spam?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:32:23 2016 No.16071074 >>16071050 Those slimepits are way too lewd >>16071064 >You will never build a cosy house in the woods to live with your Hellhound wife >You'll never live off hunting and wild plants >You'll never trade for clothes and other conveniences

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:35:53 2016 No.16071077 >>16071052 I just need to live in a cozy City house with my Anubis waifu.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:37:52 2016 No.16071080

>>16071074
I like the convenience of modern technology, and the entertainment it can provide.

I am a sucker for a quaint house in the woods though, I would add something about cuddling by the fire but I doubt thats necessary when you live with a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:44:24 2016 No.16071092 i want to be tenderly milked by a dragon while she leg locks me,wing hugs and presses my head on her perky chest to not let me go because i am her first mate and she still thinks its a dream

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:47:25 2016 No.16071096

>>16071080
I don't see much use for modern technology when you have a waifu
It'd feel like a waste of time to watch a movie or play video games when I could be spending more intimate time with her

Also mana makes you healthy and pretty much immune to diseases, this pretty much makes the most important advances in technology obsolete

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:50:36 2016 No.16071107

>>16071092
>The worlds merge and a Dragon, thinking she's dreaming, snags a human boy and takes him to her lair to fuck.
>The next morning she gets up, and opens up /hbt/ to chat with other monstergirls.
>"Had the craziest dream last night. The worlds merged and humans were real so I grabbed a cute one and fucked him all night long. Shame it was a dream though."
>"anon, I don't know how to tell you this but that actually happened. I'm looking at a human boy RIGHT NOW while I type."
>"Real funny girls, seriously."
>"She's not joking."
>And then gets up to get away from the computer and finds that anon from her "dream" in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
>After about a minute of just staring at him with wide eyes and with a high pitched noise coming out of her mouth, he walks over to her and kisses her on the nose.
>All her reason disappears as she tackles him to the ground and starts kissing him all over in between shouts of "You're REAL!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:51:21 2016 No.16071110 >>16071096 Because doing stuff together is fun. Like cuddling on the couch and watching a movie, or cuddling on the couch and playing a game, or getting a blowjob while driving a car really fast down a straight stretch of road.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:53:02 2016 No.16071115 https://a.pomf.cat/vutljf.png This is going way too far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 05:54:58 2016 No.16071119 >>16071115 OD'd on holstaur milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:02:26 2016 No.16071139 >>16071107 >dragon with unhappiness issues thats it,now she is getting headpats,handholding and me whispering lewd things while we cuddle

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:06:52 2016 No.16071146

>>16071139
Anon, those unhappiness issues went a way the second she realized that you were real and in front of her.
Get ready to be that dragon's snugglebuddy.
That is, when she's not gazing down at you with bedroom eyes and slowly grinding her hips with your dick inside her.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:07:59 2016 No.16071147

>>16071110
I guess, maybe I'm too obsessed with giving my waifu 100% of my attention
I wonder if the other way around is true

>Your waifu wants to spend all day having sex, cuddling and talking
>You tell her that you should a movie together
>She goes on about how you deserve all her attention
>You have to convince her that her mere presence makes you happy

>>16071115
Way too big and soft
I'd legit be afraid if she ran towards me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:17:01 2016 No.16071162 >>16071146 >dragonfu holding you like if you were fragile glass while she slowly makes out with you >shes shaking from happiness and clings to you for dear life not sure if i find this heartwarming or lewd, i am conflicted dammit

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:23:44 2016 No.16071181 >>16071162 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:29:25 2016 No.16071187 >>16069849 I also said I do school shit during the weekends. Relax, it's not like anything ever happens in that story anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:33:17 2016 No.16071195 File: 200 KB, 800x996, 1445940952730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how about those Poppy Alraunes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:40:32 2016 No.16071214 >>16071187 >School My image of some 30 year old finn talking like an 80s cheese flick is ruined

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:42:53 2016 No.16071218 File: 420 KB, 623x1200, Hakutaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16071214 >30 year old finn If it makes you feel any better I'll probably be at the university at that age. I don't want to leave. It's comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:42:57 2016 No.16071219 >>16071195 What's a Poppy Alraune?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:43:56 2016 No.16071221 >>16071219 It's an Alraune you make opium out of.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:44:23 2016 No.16071222
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>had my first dream about monster girls in a while
>it was about elves
Normally I'd be disappointed that my good dream quota was wasted like that but it was really nice.

Basically there was a mail order bride service that offered elves so I figured why not. They mailed me a form I had to spend back that asked for preferred body types, hair colour and all that. I picked blonde and average body but the one they sent wasn't really what I'd call average, she wasn't fat or what fatfags call "chubby" but she was a tiny bit more filled out than normal elves and had a motherly air about her.

I woke up shortly after she insisted on cooking for me and started going through the kitchen. Now I'm sad I don't have an elf to cook a sunday roast for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:46:39 2016 No.16071226 >>16071195 So how about those PROMISCUOUS FOX WHORES

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:46:57 2016 No.16071228 >>16071221 Sounds cool, I'd hang out with one

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:51:01 2016 No.16071238 File: 385 KB, 1280x1791, 21ebc26727e13e39348d66c425de6559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16071119 >>16071115 Needs to touch the cow a little less.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:52:06 2016 No.16071242 >>16071222 What a weird dream, do you live alone? Maybe it's just your loneliness making you go crazy I dreamed of my waifu last night, we were walking in a vast empty place and she was saying some very creepy yandere stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:52:55 2016 No.16071244 >>16071107 >the same happens to a lich >she tries every illusion dispelling method she knows

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:54:17 2016 No.16071246
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Would your waifu go to the extreme if there was a disease or cancer that couldn't be solved by mamono mana and science currently?

Imagine if MGs inherited super powers and traits in the same way as everyone else.

Elf bitten by a radioactive spider turning into Spiderwoman, Red Dragon suddenly becoming a Blue Dragon and trapped in a suit because of freezing chemicals, ect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:55:16 2016 No.16071248 >>16071246 Superhero stories with Monster Girls sound right up my alley.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:56:34 2016 No.16071251

i want to hide basilisk wife mask and tease her all day so she snaps and starts furiously making out with me

hopefully she doesnt use binding magic on john while she soaks it on venom to punish me by not letting it release until she wants to,that would be painful

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 06:59:07 2016 No.16071256 >>16071242 I'm probably going insane but I don't live alone. It made me like elves a lot more though that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:00:56 2016 No.16071261 File: 99 KB, 1024x1024, 000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16071222 >mail order elves You read too many doujins I do it too but no elf dreams ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:02:58 2016 No.16071266 >>16071222 >tiffania >only abit bigger than average hell no, she is like the poster girl for titty elves

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:03:03 2016 No.16071268 >>16071261 I'd assume they'd be delivered in a classier way than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:03:54 2016 No.16071272 >>16071222 Poor elves. They're always treated like shit when they deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:05:13 2016 No.16071276 >>16071222 Who doesn't want a motherly chubby elf wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:05:33 2016 No.16071278 >>16071268 Yeah, she'd have packing foam to keep her from getting damaged, an oxygen mask and -tank to keep her breathing and a latex bodysuit to seal in the flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:05:46 2016 No.16071279 >>16071261 It did remind me a little bit of that, just way less violent and she shown up willingly on the doorstep with a smile on her face. >>16071266 I just picked the first image of an elf I had saved that didn't look too thin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:06:45 2016 No.16071281 >>16071278 That's still too cruel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:08:24 2016 No.16071285 >>16071281 It's hot though. Saw it in porn once. Only way to travel if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:13:39 2016 No.16071294 >>16071285 Would you be willing to do it to get to your waifu?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:14:24 2016 No.16071296
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>>16071279
i would understand if you picked alleyne from QB, but tiffania isnt average

its like picking the demon king from maou yuusha and saying she is only abit bigger than the average

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:14:54 2016 No.16071298 >>16071294 I'm sure she'd appreciate it if I did it without fuss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:17:35 2016 No.16071301 >>16071298 Well instead imagine you're a deposed elf princess shoves into that box without knowing who you'll end up or what they are like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:18:32 2016 No.16071303 >>16071251 Basilisks are love

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:19:23 2016 No.16071304 >>16071301 Well with an Elf you'll of course shove some vibes in her to keep her happy during the trip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:20:59 2016 No.16071307 >>16071304 >Elf trafficking This is as bad as the black market shota trade

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:21:53 2016 No.16071309 >>16071307 No it isn't, shotas are fragile and smelly, Elves are durable and smell like lilacs and gooseberry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:24:18 2016 No.16071314 >>16070813 The Santorini Caldera in Greece. Nowhere else in the world have I simply felt so at peace as I marveled at its beauty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:24:31 2016 No.16071316 >>16071304 Vibrators or music?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:25:51 2016 No.16071317 >>16067355 >Unagi Juro >Anata

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:26:06 2016 No.16071318 File: 232 KB, 750x1200, 1392003770742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16071316 Vibrators in two holes and some soothing music in her ears. Something Elves like, something that goes unz-unz-unz-unz-unz.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:26:19 2016 No.16071320 >>16071309 Elves are fragile too. The only box an elf should be transported in is a large, luxurious carriage drawn by magic horses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:27:46 2016 No.16071322 >>16071320 Get out of here Sir Galahad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:28:28 2016 No.16071323 >>16071303 I want to gently bully a basilisk so she rides me nonstop for days as punishment

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:31:29 2016 No.16071328 >>16071322 I'm not some gallant, pure white knight, I just know what an Elf deserves. I'd lewd her up after she arrived just like any other man

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:31:58 2016 No.16071331 >>16071318 That's too much for me. Elves need to be delivered with dignity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:33:04 2016 No.16071338 >>16071331 How about a leather suitcase?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:33:11 2016 No.16071339 >>16071261 >>16071304 >>16071318 What's wrong with you people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:34:21 2016 No.16071340 >>16071338 No, in a normal car.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:34:30 2016 No.16071341 >>16071318 >Sabbaton panzerkampf

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:34:43 2016 No.16071342 >>16071339 Hey, I already said I'd agree to the same treatment so it's not like I'm being unreasonable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:35:09 2016 No.16071343 >>16071340 But they ship packages in trucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:35:20 2016 No.16071344 >>16071339 They are degenerates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:35:54 2016 No.16071346 >>16071323 Just steal her mask, you'll get your fill of rape for a lifetime

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:38:32 2016 No.16071352 >>16071343 She's not in a package.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:41:08 2016 No.16071356 >order a motherly vanilla slim elf >get a brown perky elf with lots of smug >first thing she does is claiming your couch as her bed THEY KEEP MESSING MY ORDER

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:42:08 2016 No.16071359 >>16071356 Don't blame them, it's your horrible handwriting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:44:50 2016 No.16071364 >>16071346 what if i hide it? or accidently break the mask?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:44:54 2016 No.16071365 Reminder to not take wolfus to barbecues.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:45:02 2016 No.16071366 File: 1.30 MB, 1412x2184, 0a45a03ce6b0623edf0af2d586534af5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ogre

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:45:48 2016 No.16071371
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>>16071356
You think that's bad? I wanted a classy, elegant dom Dark Elf and I got this thing. It keeps calling me onii-chan and wants me to wear flowers in my hair. Last night it baked me fucking cookies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:46:42 2016 No.16071374 >>16071366 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:46:51 2016 No.16071375 >>16071365 Dass rayciss, yo. >>16071366 I do like onions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:47:30 2016 No.16071378 >>16071356 Send it back and wait for them to deliver the right one, it's no issue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:48:21 2016 No.16071380 >>16071356 >Order the "Ara Ara Deluxe" >Get 3 lolis in a trenchcoat On the bright side I learned how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:48:35 2016 No.16071382 >>16071375 It's not racist. It's for the safety of everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:49:00 2016 No.16071384 >>16071364 Then she'll be stuck at home and become dependent on you for everything Or worse, she might snap and go full yandere where she chains you up in the basement and rapes you 24/7

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:50:25 2016 No.16071386

>>16071356
>>16071371
I said I just wanted one who liked cuddles.

I got three, one motherly vanilla Elf who cuddles me at the drop of a hat, one lightly dominant Dark Elf who likes calling me cute and sitting on me, and one tsundere "sea elf" (no I don't know either) who alternates calling me an idiot and wanting a hug.

And they're all fat in the right places. Sometimes you're just lucky I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:51:14 2016 No.16071389 >>16071356 >brown perky elf with lots of smug I see no problem here. Try ordering a smug loli elf and getting sent a smelly fujo elf with messy hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 07:58:15 2016 No.16071408 >It's actually a tall, goth, gloomy slightly yan elf messing with people's orders because no one orders for an elf with specifications like hers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:10:20 2016 No.16071441 >>16071408 This is exactly the kind of elf I would order.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:10:43 2016 No.16071443 >All these people ordering mail elves I'd rather put myself up for auction on a fancy undead butler website With some luck I'll end up in a nice Wight mansion or become a classy Phantom's right hand

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:12:43 2016 No.16071450 >>16071443 Just become a mail human.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:14:25 2016 No.16071456 >>16071365 I'd compete with a wolfgirl to see which of us could get kicked out of the most all-you-can-eat buffets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:15:58 2016 No.16071461 >>16071450 This is how you end up some desperate girl's cum pump Undead auctions only host respectable nobility, I'm sure to end up in good hands

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:18:27 2016 No.16071468 >>16071461 >Undead auctions only host respectable nobility, I'm sure to end up in good hands That's what you think until some undead devilbug sisters show up in suits they stole from a tailor's delivery cart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:21:32 2016 No.16071480 >>16071461 The richest people are the most depraved ones. They will make you be gangraped by a group of hellhounds just for their amusement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:22:50 2016 No.16071483 >>16071461 You'd be surprised how good simple zombies are at saving money. They don't need to eat or pay for shelter, after all. And there's a lot of fujo ghosts who come out of their abandoned homes to attend the auctions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:24:43 2016 No.16071494 >>16071480 I want to be raped by a gang of Hellhounds while a Wight just laughs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:25:27 2016 No.16071500 >>16071461 what if 2/3 of the auction people are NEET vampires looking for husbandos because they are too meek on their own?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:26:16 2016 No.16071505 >>16071494 What about a wighthound?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:27:02 2016 No.16071509

>>16071483
Surely a Vampire or even a Lich will bet higher than them right?

I don't want to enact all the perverted fantasies of a fujo Ghost
A Zombie is even worse she'll tie me up and ride me until she becomes a Wight so that she gets her money's worth

>>16071500
That's good

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:28:16 2016 No.16071515 >>16071494 What if she throws you in the p'orc pen and says the only thing a commoner like you should be able to mate with is pigs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:29:22 2016 No.16071517 >>16071515 That's pretty rude. Both towards the person she's speaking to, and the orcs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:30:34 2016 No.16071522 >>16071515 Belittlement from a wight is just 10x better than regular belittlement. >>16071505 Calm down now anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:32:12 2016 No.16071527 >>16071461 Surely you don't want to end up in a Liches lab who only uses you to test her creations, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:32:41 2016 No.16071530 >>16071522 I will not calm down. These frontiers must be explored. And I want to know what that ghostly fire feels like on my soul.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:33:41 2016 No.16071536

>Monstergirl businesses starting to become more and more common. Money-minded MGs realize that they have to be quick to cash in on the novelty.
>New Lamia-themed burger joint opens up near you. Every employee is a Lamia...except for those in the kitchen that customers never see. You know for a fact that two human acquaintances of yours work back there preparing food (and a Kraken working her way through culinary school).
>Enter the place. Very tired-looking Lamia behind the counter. Dark bags under her eyes, her hair slightly messy. She flashes the fakest smile you've ever seen as you go to order.
>"Welcome to Snek Burger, home of the Dallas diamondback burger. May I snake your order?"
>"...Snake my or-"
>Her smile fades and she hushes her voice to a whisper. "Look, they make me say it, alright? Now whaddaya want to eat?"
>"Uh...what's the Dallas Diamondb-
>She interrupts you and speaks the full description in tortuously practiced monotone. "We use only fresh, local beef for our signature, fan-favorite sandwich. We top a half-pound bacon-woven patty with authentic all-beef texas chili and ssssssspice things up with pepperjack cheese and fried vidalia onions."
>"That sou-"
>"On a fresh-baked buttermilk bun."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Th-...that sounds fine, one of those."
>"Would you like to slllllither that up to a medium combo for only two dollars more?"
>You stifle a cruel laugh. "Yeah. Yeah yeah, sure, whatever."
>"Your total is $10.50."
>You hear a sharp 'ahem!' from somewhere behind the counter. The jolt in the cashier's spine is all it takes for you to know it's from a manager.
>"Excuse me. Your total is..."
>She sighs, closes her eyes. You can feel her dignity physically leaving her body. "...Ten...hiss-ty."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:34:37 2016 No.16071538 File: 2.72 MB, 2448x3264, 59786814_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGSV - The Phantom Pain

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:35:24 2016 No.16071540 >>16071530 >And I want to know what that ghostly fire feels like on my soul. Like a Wisp. >>16071538 That meme is oldhat now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:36:01 2016 No.16071544 >>16071536 "Snake you very much."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:37:59 2016 No.16071548 >>16071544 >"Fangs for dining with us." >"Do you have kids' meals?" >"We...we call them 'hissy fit meals'."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:38:31 2016 No.16071550 >>16071536 Monster girls weren't meant for work. Apart from Anubi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:39:27 2016 No.16071554 >>16071550 Speaking of Anubi, I'm going to have one in my story. She will be a puppy. The Pharaoh who gets her will be confused and infuriated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:41:08 2016 No.16071561 >>16071536 >"On a fresh-baked buttermilk bun It's ruined.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:41:54 2016 No.16071567 >>16071554 Why would Pharaoh be confused and infuriated about a cute little puppy Anubi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:42:27 2016 No.16071568 >>16071527 >her creations Do you mean potions and spells or...? I do NOT want to have sex with weird specimens of skeletons and frankensteins

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:42:35 2016 No.16071570 >>16071536 That poor, poor, exceptionally poor girl. >>16071554 >Anupups The world could always use more of the most adorable thing imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:43:15 2016 No.16071574 >>16071567 Because she performs a mighty magic ritual to gain an ally from the realm of the dead after spending several boring millennia in her tomb and the gods give her a puppy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:44:51 2016 No.16071585 >>16071568 Too bad. Somebody has to assist the newly risen on how to work their bodies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:45:23 2016 No.16071588 >>16071548 I want to slither over there again sometime. Sounds like a nice place

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:46:20 2016 No.16071592 >>16071568 Yes, I mean weird monsters and abominations. What? You seriously thought she was buying you for cuddles and love?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:46:39 2016 No.16071597 >>16071574 Maybe they want her to train it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:47:11 2016 No.16071600 >>16071480 The 'heavy' ones get really kinky as well, the bigger they are then the kinkier they get

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:47:34 2016 No.16071602 >>16071597 That, I'm afraid, is a mystery that will have to resolved after Novel Writing November has already passed.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:47:39 2016 No.16071604

>>16071574
>Pharaoh awakens from her long slumber
>Decides to set about rebuilding her kingdom
>Calls forth her Godly powers to summon forth a suitable assistant to aid and manage her goals
>Gets an Anubis Puppy
>Anubis puppy tries her best, darting around the budding kingdom, managing everything she can
>Carries around a clipboard that's half as tall as she is

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:50:18 2016 No.16071620

>>16071538
Such a good idea but it's poorly executed, she looks too much like a man

>>16071585
>>16071592
I never thought getting caught by a Lich could be a bad end
Must I really fuck everything she rises from the dead? What if she raises one of my ancestor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:53:06 2016 No.16071632 >>16071620 Then you do that zombie while she watches

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:55:06 2016 No.16071643

>>16071604
>clipboard that's half as tall as she is
That doesn't seem particularly safe. What if she trips and falls? She could injure herself! Worse still, she could injure her reputation as the dignified Hand of the Pharaoh, and by extension injure the dignity of the throne!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:56:17 2016 No.16071651 >>16071620 Then she'll be taking notes on how you're crying during sex with your family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 08:59:41 2016 No.16071663 >>16071632 >>16071651 If I beg can she at least not video record it? I don't want her sharing it on the net for "educational purposes"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:01:19 2016 No.16071669 >>16071663 Maybe, but you'll have to work extra hard on the other abominations. This is why going for a normal monster through mail os better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:01:19 2016 No.16071670 >>16071663 She needs to archive her work for science, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:08:25 2016 No.16071699 i want to cumflate a vampire until her smug vanishes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:08:42 2016 No.16071702 >>16071643 I want to bribe anupup with cake! >>16071663 No. She needs it for science

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:09:37 2016 No.16071705 >>16071643 >>16071663 >>16071670 >>16071702 Yes, good. Keep coming up with ideas for me to use. Dance little monkeys, dance!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:09:53 2016 No.16071709 >>16071699 I want to fuck a tsundere vampire's brains out until she stops craving blood and craves cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:13:19 2016 No.16071718 File: 499 KB, 951x1000, 1478441240896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] See anons, this is what happens when you leave your Dragon alone in halloween.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:15:04 2016 No.16071723 >>16071718 She gets chubby?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:16:34 2016 No.16071729 >>16071718 >pudgy dragons spoilt with sweets Good. I need it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:16:35 2016 No.16071730 >>16071705 What, are you planning on doing something with a wicked Lich and a poor anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:17:24 2016 No.16071732 >>16071669 >Abomination You mean like an undead scylla ushi-oni? I'd kill myself then hang myself before having sex with that

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:17:42 2016 No.16071733 >>16071709 what if she secretly bites you while sleeping? i wouldnt mind stuffing her like a turkey

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:18:38 2016 No.16071738 >>16071730 Quite possibly, but the Anupup stuff at least I'm definitely using.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:19:21 2016 No.16071743 >>16071729 I'd spoil her all day and night! It's almost winter too so she doesn't need to worry about swimsuit season >>16071733 That's how you get pudgy vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:19:39 2016 No.16071744 >>16071709 But that's what vampires eat. She will starve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:23:08 2016 No.16071757 >>16071744 I don't care. Blood is disgusting and all she's getting of me is my cum. I won't even love her. I'll just treat her like a used tissue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:23:20 2016 No.16071758 >>16071732 Something like that. You know the kind of stuff that can make a flayer go insane? You'll be fucking that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:24:12 2016 No.16071764 >>16071743 PUDGY DRAGONS IN COMFY SWEATERS WITH FAT TITS

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:24:59 2016 No.16071768 >>16071764 The best for sharing hot coco with. Gonna snuggle all of her, though I do hope she has a rear to match.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:25:31 2016 No.16071769 >>16071758 >Matango mixed with a Roper and a cockroach the animal not the monster girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:25:53 2016 No.16071771 >>16071757 you sound like a filthy human anon,maybe vampires arent for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:26:09 2016 No.16071773 >>16071757 I hope you get mindbroken and used as a toy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:26:15 2016 No.16071774 >>16071723 >>16071729 No, get that pudge out of here. She won't be getting fat, she is going to have some cavities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:29:22 2016 No.16071782 >>16071774 Well that wouldn't happen as the dragonfu always brushes her teeth, even if I have to do it for her. She's real lax about weight lifting though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:29:47 2016 No.16071784 >>16071774 Silly anon. Dragons can't get cavities. Only pudge. Just let it happen. Squeeze the dragon pudge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:30:51 2016 No.16071789 >>16071771 Dragons are dirty filthy blood sucking creatures anyway. >>16071773 N-Never!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:31:33 2016 No.16071794 >>16071784 No. Get that shit out of here. >>16071782 I would massacre her with training.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:33:21 2016 No.16071800 >>16071794 That would be good too. Muscled dragons are always fine but I'm feeling some soft, pudgy ones this morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:33:32 2016 No.16071801 >>16071794 Shhhh. No struggle. You will enjoy pudge if you just try it.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:34:10 2016 No.16071805
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So I saw this documentary about how trees chemically communicate with one another and how parent-trees pass down nutrients to their "children", but how trees also share nutrients with other trees not their species.
Plants are a lot more interesting than you might think, please don't neglect the green.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:35:25 2016 No.16071811 >>16071801 Oh there will be struggling alright. She is going to regret stealing those candies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:36:20 2016 No.16071816 >>16071805 Plant's are nice but they seem pretty bad-endy. >>16071811 Is this going to end like the "Smoke a whole carton of cigarettes' thing? Because dragons can eat quite a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:36:42 2016 No.16071819 >>16071805 I dunno it's creepy walking through the forest and hearing distant cries of "feed me".

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:37:10 2016 No.16071822 >>16071819 Does it have to be cum?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:37:42 2016 No.16071824 >>16071811 Enjoy her while you can. You can whip her into shape anytime. She's going to need the pudge for the winter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:38:59 2016 No.16071829 >>16071805 Plants are up there in best types of monsters with undead and slimes KC really doesn't do them any justice, there are hundred of gorgeous alraune designs out there, hell even MGQ had an entire part dedicated to plants

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:40:03 2016 No.16071832 >>16071816 Nah, she can eat quite a bit and she can train even more. You also gave me a nice idea for christmas request. >>16071824 She needs me for winter, not shitty fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:43:12 2016 No.16071843 >>16071829 >there are hundred of gorgeous alraune designs out there True. I love Liliraunes though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:55:31 2016 No.16071885 >>16071832 >shitty fat Stop it now. You'll make pudgy girls upset. Pudge is perfect for winter because it gives warmth not only to be dragon but to her husband. But from the sounds of it. You don't deserve a comfy winter dragon to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:56:47 2016 No.16071891 >>16070001 I lurk here more than I stir shit up, which you wouldn't know because I'm your bogeyman, hiding in your waifu's closet with a big black cock dildo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:02:18 2016 No.16071905 >>16071885 Okay, maybe calling them shitty was a bit mean, but pudge is still bad though. We don't need it's warmth when she can lit something up and we drink hot cocoa under a comfy blanket. She is comfy without pudge anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:03:21 2016 No.16071910 >>16071905 But pudge puts the icing on the cake. Wouldn't you prefer to hold more of her? Not too much. But just the right amount.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:05:22 2016 No.16071915 File: 190 KB, 800x1000, 1468898832855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16071366 The vadalia of Ogres.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:08:23 2016 No.16071924 >>16071910 Nah, I'm fine with what she is now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:26:46 2016 No.16071968 i love deruderu!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:34:13 2016 No.16071987 i want to have pillow wars with my vampfu to settle who gets the remote

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:39:23 2016 No.16072001 File: 37 KB, 352x472, Khepri_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if there was a commune in the desert, right? And there were Ants and Soldier Beetles and Khepris getting along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:42:12 2016 No.16072012 >>16071987 >Use a silver-lined pillow cover on yours >Vampfu accuses you of cheating

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:46:14 2016 No.16072028 >>16071968 I don't love Deruderu!

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:51:59 2016 No.16072036

>>16071968
>Anon somehow makes it all the way through Lescatie without getting raped
>He leisurely strolls through the royal castle
>Reaches the throne room
>Francisca and Druella are discussing
>He walks up to them
>"I love deruderu!"
>They look at him in confusion
>He turns around and walks away
>They just stare at him while he leaves

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:53:29 2016 No.16072038 >>16071805 Honeybees are coming to molest your Alraune for her nectar! Would you interfere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:54:05 2016 No.16072039 >>16071968 I bet one of her more nerdy servants is showing her our posts

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:55:45 2016 No.16072043 >>16072036 That anon must have the presence of Akkarin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:57:54 2016 No.16072048 File: 1.11 MB, 1188x1105, Khepri_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072001 God, is it too much to ask just to be thrown in the Khepri pit?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:00:45 2016 No.16072056
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>Chief God having the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at her beck and call
>When they're True Neutral at best and would rather spend their time with their husbands over ruining the world
>TFW the last time War was unleashed, she took the form of a massive, flaming Balrog that nearly destroyed a neighboring theocracy to Lescatie
>Until her husband's headpats calmed her down

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:01:05 2016 No.16072057 >>16072036 >>16072043 I-it was embarrassing to say the least

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:03:57 2016 No.16072062 >>16072056 Just finished Thief of Time have you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:04:20 2016 No.16072063 >>16072048 That's not a very good idea. They'll cover you. Surround you. They'll be all over you with their bug arms and legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:05:49 2016 No.16072068 >>16072062 I want a Panda waifu who just sweeps everywhere she goes and smiles politely at people who threaten her! Her name would be Lewd-Tze.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:08:09 2016 No.16072076

>>16072062
I don't read Terry Pratchett. Sorry.

Never have the time to, or I'm too busy reading genre fiction based on shit like Planescape, Warhammer Fantasy (Before Shekels of Sigmar), The Harpers, and the Dragonriders of Pern, or even the Clan War from L5R.

I'm an irredeemable faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:08:38 2016 No.16072078 >>16072001 Khepris aren't very inclusive, I wouldn't say that they are racist but they sure seem to prefer staying among their own kind Only men willing to become their king can join their community, Ants and Soldier Beetles would just be ostracized

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:08:51 2016 No.16072079 File: 478 KB, 1816x1684, 1469131607961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072063 You say that like it's a bad thing. Next you'll say that them nibbling on my ears and making me watch as the eldest of them mounts me is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:09:25 2016 No.16072081 >>16072076 Dude. You should read the Discworld stuff. Terry had the good sense to make a Werewolf best waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:10:30 2016 No.16072087 >>16072079 It is. Bugs are not for fug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:10:44 2016 No.16072090 >>16072078 What if there had been a fuck-up in space-time resulting in their Pharaoh's tomb being located in Nevada, leaving them in need of local labor to unearth it and restore themselves to their former glory? Because that's what I'm writing anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:14:37 2016 No.16072102 >>16072090 Woe to the first worker that meets her. He now has to deal with the Pharaoh's pent up lust.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:14:49 2016 No.16072103

>>16072079
>Anon gets thrown into the Khepri Pit
>Thousands of years later, they excavate him and his bugfu harem
>He's now a bald, golden god with a voice like oiled leather
>MGs throwing themselves at his feet, telling him to break them upon the wheel of lust and make him part of the harem as well
>He just gives them a disgusted look and reaches to his side, pulling over a juicily plump, hourglass figured Khepri
>Their face when despite his status of having a harem, she's his one and only true waifu
>Right before the purity of their loving kiss makes them blinded by the light

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:15:03 2016 No.16072104 >>16072078 >I wouldn't say that they are racist >but they sure seem to prefer staying among their own kind How are those two things related?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:16:37 2016 No.16072108 >>16072102 And an Anupup licking his face, don't forget that.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:18:47 2016 No.16072116

>>16071356
>Order the "Ara Ara Ultra" package.
>Receive Brow, Shark-Toothed Wild Elf instead, who immediately breaks out and takes off into the woods.
>Comes back an hour later with four rabbits dangling off a crudely-made spear and immediately begins skinning them on the spot before roughly shoving them into my arms for me to cook.
>Make a fuckton of stew, she wolfs down almost all of it.
>Stares at me for a few seconds afterward, before tackling me to the ground with a feral grin, ripping off my pants with one hand and riding me until I black out.
>Wake up the next day, naked, sore and on my dining room floor.
>Stop for a second to ponder why the walls of my home are covered in caveman paintings crudely depicting an elf fucking the brains out of a man in every way conceivable.
>"What the...?"
>As soon as I say it, hear something crash somewhere in the house followed by an awful lot of frantic running.
>Suddenly pinned to the floor again as she forces her lips against mine, her tongue into my mouth and rubs her sopping wet snatch against me waiting for me to get hard.
>This how my life's been going for three days now.

T-thanks Mail Order Elves...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:19:54 2016 No.16072117 >>16072104 Doesn't them only staying among themselves make them look racist? Anyway they're not racist, most bug species prefer to live in colonies, that's just what they do >>16072103 >Having a favorite as a Khepri king Absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:20:29 2016 No.16072119 >>16072117 >Doesn't them only staying among themselves make them look racist? Why would it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:21:37 2016 No.16072122 >>16072117 >Not having a broodmother Khepri that you love from the bottom of your heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:24:01 2016 No.16072129 >tfw no Kikimora to take care of me while I'm sick

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:24:35 2016 No.16072130 >>16072129 Don't remind me, there's a flu going around and I started coughing up yesterday.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:24:54 2016 No.16072133

>>16072119
I don't know, it seems kinda racist when you see that all the other desert species have no problem working together

>>16072122
>Not equally spreading the love to all the Khepris
>Not realizing they all love you to death and you having a favorite would make them sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:25:32 2016 No.16072136 >>16072130 RIP anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:26:50 2016 No.16072140 >>16072130 A kiki will cheer you up from wherever she is.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:27:07 2016 No.16072142
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>>16072133
>Becoming a Khepri King
>Impregnating all fifty of your waifus
>Getting smothered in cuddlebugfu bed
>TFW a person comes into your bedchamber
>Only to get hissed at by all those possessive waifus

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:27:28 2016 No.16072145 >>16072136 I'm not bloody Japanese.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:32:30 2016 No.16072150
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>>16072133
>I don't know
You shouldn't be mean against communities just because they care for their own first.

Every community should care for itself first and foremost. No monster should be left out of their own communities to the point that they have to seek others for support. You wouldn't like it if you found out that a soldier beetle or an ant sought part in the khepris' community was because said soldier beetle or ant felt her own kin was alien to her and had to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:35:55 2016 No.16072160 File: 485 KB, 1200x1165, 37784bc777c87e29004cd7d57dab7372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072116 Sounds like a grand deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:36:01 2016 No.16072161 >>16072142 If I was a Khepri King I'd make deals with the nearby Apophis and Pharaoh kingdom All the with ultimate goal of becoming the one true desert ruler and making my wives proud

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:37:31 2016 No.16072164 >>16072150 Wh-why does White Horn have a gun? I thought they were supposed to be peaceful and comfy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:39:25 2016 No.16072170 >>16072160 How does one resist raping that fat ass?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:39:47 2016 No.16072172 >>16072150 You're right This hits too close to home >>16072164 It's just to hunt some meat for the men she rescues, she herself only eats vegetables so she needs a bit of help hunting

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:40:53 2016 No.16072176 >>16072164 She has a gun because some people don't want to be peaceful and comfy, so she has to prepare accordingly

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:42:06 2016 No.16072179

>>16070463
Lani wouldn't give you the betus.
She would just eat sweets, raise your food bill, and turn your backyard into a swamp for alligators to live in.

Not as bad as that dork Viccy, but at least any fence hopping burglars will get a nasty surprise once they meet a grump water lizard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:42:57 2016 No.16072180 >>16072179 >Not as bad as that dork Viccy DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:44:27 2016 No.16072185 >>16070463 >poor, stupid Alp's OC Lilim still didn't make it

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:44:43 2016 No.16072187

>>16072161
I've had an idea for a Khepri King story, but have been a bit dissuaded from doing it because much like with Ilassa, there'd be some extremely vocal detractors calling him a monsterboy when it's more like he just has so much fucking manna in his body that he's able to do shit a normal mage or magic user would be incapable of.

Such as large scale Sunakinesis, generation and maintenance of the Green Realm ala something akin to Amun-Ra/Horus depending on what you know better, and being just okay at ruling, relying more on Anubis and Thoth girls for his counselors, especially when negotiating trade deals and boundaries with the other kingdoms like the Pharaohs and Apophi. All while his bugfus act as his harem and personal guards/army.

But hey, everything's relative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:46:10 2016 No.16072189 >>16072185 She needs some art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:46:54 2016 No.16072192 >>16072189 What does she even look like? Messy hair, muscles, leather clothes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:47:39 2016 No.16072193 >>16072185 >Summon Renault, foregone conclusion

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:47:53 2016 No.16072196 >>16072189 And I'm down to 1 sheet for doodling purposes. I'm going to use it for a Fairy with an ahoge and bouncy looking hair, or my attempt at it, instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:48:27 2016 No.16072199 >>16072193 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:49:15 2016 No.16072207 >>16072199 I haven't read her story to figure out what would happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:49:22 2016 No.16072209 >>16072189 the same can be said for all of them apart from deruella mari and ilassa

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:49:50 2016 No.16072210 >>16072199 It's Alp's Lilim combined with his joke about tigers being invalid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:50:31 2016 No.16072212 >>16072207 Well the last guy she ended up with was forcibly jerked off in public. >>16072210 Joke?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:51:15 2016 No.16072215 >>16072209 And Mari's catmatter. Surprised Mari's kid doesn't have her own paint huffing, coke snorting, crocodile injecting catmatter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:52:42 2016 No.16072220 >>16072187 I'd be fine with it as long as he was taught how to do all that stuff, things like that shouldn't come naturally no matter how much you fuck or how much mana was poured into you Maybe have an elder Khepri be his magic mentor or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:54:15 2016 No.16072225 >>16072220 That's why Goobis and Thoth are there. Goobis handles the litigation while Thoth gets hissed at by Bugfus for smacking her idiot of a student when he gets distracted by pear shaped bugs and their damnable tanned hips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:57:26 2016 No.16072233 >>16072225 >when he gets distracted by pear shaped bugs and their damnable tanned hips. I'd be distracted too Anyways, write what you want to write if you're having with writing it then people will have fun reading it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 11:59:28 2016 No.16072240 File: 694 KB, 1000x1000, 1477698560641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:00:50 2016 No.16072246 >>16072240 >Your reaction when she gets bullied by the stylish gyaru mummy clique and the Oni jocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:00:55 2016 No.16072247 >>16072240 >Star Wars Back to the kennel she goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:02:13 2016 No.16072249 >>16072240 >Star Wars >Not Star Trek FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:03:38 2016 No.16072256 >>16072240 Remember Nerdwan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:05:21 2016 No.16072260 File: 185 KB, 717x1012, nerdnuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072240 Nerds gotta stick together.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:05:36 2016 No.16072261

How is your setting and story coming along, writefags?

Mine is still in the works, but I have ideas about a sequel that takes place 200 years after the main story involving the current MC. It involves a generic "hero who wants to save the world" main character and his trusty Fairy ccompanion/heroine who travel the world and try to do heroic things, only to learn they suck. Big time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:07:37 2016 No.16072266 >>16072261 I'm playing with my Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:09:02 2016 No.16072278 >>16072261 It hasn't come anywhere in over a year, just kind of stagnating in the foetid swamp of procrastination, with a thin veneer of crippling self-doubt and loathing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:09:23 2016 No.16072279 >>16072261 I've plotted out the story I want to tell for the whole 50k words in November part of it. I'm not sure where I'll take it from there, but I'll probably just do a monster-of-the-week stories from there on out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:12:45 2016 No.16072289 File: 155 KB, 717x1012, nerdnuki2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072260

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:13:05 2016 No.16072290 >>16072266 Alp stop playing with yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:15:40 2016 No.16072295 >>16071115 No, this is perfect. Give me this yeti. She is the prime source of all yetis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:16:27 2016 No.16072296 >>16072290 It's been some threads since someone called me Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:16:35 2016 No.16072297 Friendly reminder that nerd monster girls have the most fucked up fetishes acquired from years of porn consumption and masturbation

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:17:32 2016 No.16072302 >>16072297 That just means we have something in common.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:17:50 2016 No.16072303 >>16072289 >Nerdnuki using a condom What I'm going to do to that wallflower needs to rubber.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:18:00 2016 No.16072305 >>16071115 I keep getting errors here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:18:11 2016 No.16072307 >>16072289 This looks like the same artist that does all those Girls Und Panzer hair ruffling doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:19:24 2016 No.16072311 File: 319 KB, 940x1201, imagine kaiji if everyone except kaiji was a monstergirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monstergirls are the most likely to be masochistic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:20:12 2016 No.16072316 >>16072311 The nameless turtle.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:20:23 2016 No.16072318
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>>16071115
While I don't mind this image, I wish we had a Yeti with pic-related thickness.

Also, doesn't it bother anyone that Yetis are always drawn with the same hairstyle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:20:23 2016 No.16072319 >>16072240 Reminder that Velma is a literal sex goddess despite being a nerd.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:24:11 2016 No.16072328
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>>16072319
>Velma
>That fucking omnipresent zettai ryouiki
>Those sweater puppies
>Those fucking freckles
>That fucking pent up sexual frustration that'd demolish any lesser bed

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:26:01 2016 No.16072338 >>16072302 >He would indulge in a nerdy monster girl's fantasies This is how you end up becoming the boy toy to half a dozen of NEET monster girls who can't even muster the courage to rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:26:36 2016 No.16072340 >>16072318 I've posted it before, but I want a bancho Yeti with #29 hairstyle Or a regular Yeti with #24 or #36 http://i.imgur.com/jcNE3A6.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:28:44 2016 No.16072346 >>16072261 Might be finishing a chapter in a couple days. Apart from that I'm just wondering how to properly write Nyarlathotep giving people an existential crisis en masse.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:35:13 2016 No.16072362

>>16071554
>>16071574
I had a bit of think about this. Don't know how close it is to your story plot, but I came up with the idea of a newly crowned pharaoh who summons an anubis as a wise, divine advisor from the holy afterlife, and gets the anupup.
So now the pharaoh is stuck with a scion-like being, with literally no maturity or knowledge about how the mortal world works. Except that because the anubis is a divine being, she still has all the spiritual knowledge and raw magical power of any other half-god or low-tier god being.

Cue an absolutely heartwarming story about the pharaoh and the anubis growing together. The former learning how to cope with rulership of an entire kingdom, while acting as a mentor/mother/older sister to the anubis in all physical matters. And the anubis acting as a spellcasting teacher, a guide to the supernatural and mystic, and a font of wisdom collected from generations of previous pharaohs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:37:54 2016 No.16072371 >>16072346 You git gud you memeing faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:42:50 2016 No.16072385 >>16072328 Yeah, Velma always seemed very well-endowed, she just dressed conservatively. I saw an episode of Mysteries Inc. the other day, she had bows in her hair. Was adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:49:46 2016 No.16072398 >>16072311 Alice Alp Devil (This one is ok with being anything though) Succubus (Same than Devil) Kikimora Umi Osho There are way more, I just remember these right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:52:59 2016 No.16072410 >>16072311 Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:53:46 2016 No.16072414 >>16072316 >>16072398 >Umi Osho She'd be in heaven if you did some shibari on her, pushed her on her back and used her as your living onahole

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:54:55 2016 No.16072416 >>16072311 http://imgur.com/a/doyk6 Holstaurs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 12:59:35 2016 No.16072436 >>16072311 >no one remembers the masochistic slave race that is the p'orc I'm mad AND disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:00:13 2016 No.16072438 File: 182 KB, 359x600, devil2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072398 Imagine having a big bootied Devil that enjoys spankings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:03:51 2016 No.16072448 >>16072436 P'Orcs can be both, it's just that people only remember one side. >>16072438 I really don't, I'm not into masochists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:05:03 2016 No.16072452 >>16072410 This, a Kobold would probably let you do anything and still love it because it's you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:09:16 2016 No.16072469 File: 581 KB, 1200x1600, 1442538151422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072438 "Well Onii-chan, are you just gonna stand there? Or am I gonna have to spank myself?"

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:10:50 2016 No.16072472

>>16072452
>and still love it because it's you
Kobolds make me feel all warm inside, especially when this sort of stuff is mentioned.
Like the idea that because of their empathic canid abilties, they can understand and comprehend you on a wordless level more deeply an intimately than any other person, even as much as you understand and feel about yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:14:36 2016 No.16072487 >>16072472 Kobolds are cuties to the max.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:16:14 2016 No.16072495 >>16072469 Yes, spank yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:16:49 2016 No.16072498 File: 137 KB, 500x516, 1449204807872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And this one time, at band camp...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:19:28 2016 No.16072505 >>16072498 I want to be nice to her and show her the world can be a good place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:19:36 2016 No.16072507 >>16072498 >dat tongue I want her to plunge it into my throat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:20:38 2016 No.16072512 File: 264 KB, 718x900, 1438158712641.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really wish I'd have had the presence of mind to write a Halloween story about the Skeleton Apocalypse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:22:22 2016 No.16072516 >>16072487 And the most theraputic. You could just rest your forehead against a kobold's, hold her paws in your hands and look into her eyes, and you'd never feel more at peace than you would then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:28:33 2016 No.16072530 >>16072512 I'd steal a skeleton's leg and force her to have sex with me if she wants it back

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:33:55 2016 No.16072548 >>16072530 Nah, you'd just be pulling her leg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:37:53 2016 No.16072557 Who is rarest waifu? My money goes to Kesaran Pasaran

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:40:07 2016 No.16072564 >>16072289 Pudgy nerdnuki is for ear rubbing, head patting, and tender loving in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:40:24 2016 No.16072565 >>16072261 I have something in the works, but I'm a day or so behind with the writing month thing, and even though its a generic monstergirl adventure story, I aim to complete the challenge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:41:57 2016 No.16072568 >>16072469 What color would a Devils ass be after getting spanked?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:42:26 2016 No.16072571 >>16072565 Just give up. Procrastination Fairy says to just sit back, relax, order a pizza, and watch some Scooby Doo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:42:57 2016 No.16072575 >>16072568 A brighter, more reddish color than what it was.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:42:57 2016 No.16072576

>>16072261
I mostly write one shots. The only idea I have for a big story is adventurer who goes around setteling disputes between monsters and humans. He wouldn't follow the order or the demon lord, and I've toyed with the idea of him being a paladin of eros. It would still pretty much be a series of one shots though, like journey to the west or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:43:07 2016 No.16072578 >>16072568 Purple. >>16072469 Images like this make me want to give devils Hathor milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:44:34 2016 No.16072583 >>16072557 Pot Devil Umbrella Girl Someone I forgot

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:44:35 2016 No.16072584 >>16072557 Do you mean species with the least amount of people who like her? >>16072568 Blue+red=purple It's basic Wurm math

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:45:28 2016 No.16072586 >>16072571 The temptation is there, but I'm actually liking the shitty paint-by-numbers monstergirl world I've built. I may even use elements or scenes of it for oneshots someday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:45:30 2016 No.16072587 >>16072557 Basically all the early ones. Them, gargoyles, sea slime, kappas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:45:37 2016 No.16072588 >>16072576 >Eros Paladin Nerf sword of +10 RABU and copious amounts of pink armor. This is what I think of when I see Eros Paladins being mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:46:22 2016 No.16072591 >>16072586 Good on ya then.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:47:05 2016 No.16072597

>>16072261
I've soon got a thousand words of absolute mumbo-jumbo about alternate dimensions and how sex being the source of the power to move between worlds and obtain magical powers is supposed to make sense, and I'll be writing for a while yet. I hope to create a unique spin on Monster Girls and their existence, I guess that's kind of ambitious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:47:23 2016 No.16072598 >>16072557 I've been here since /a/ and I don't think i've ever seen anyone talk about nereids

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:48:25 2016 No.16072603 >>16072588 >Nerf sword I was thinking about a demon realm sword actually. He would beat up some monster that tried to attack him and then just scold them while they're on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:48:56 2016 No.16072606 >>16072557 Human? At least in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:49:06 2016 No.16072607 >>16072557 What qualifies a 'rare' waifu? The number of anons who waifu them? The amount they're talked about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:50:24 2016 No.16072609 >>16072607 Amount talked about mostly

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:50:53 2016 No.16072612 File: 195 KB, 696x989, spooky.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072512 Let me tell you about some skeletons, boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:52:26 2016 No.16072618 >>16072609 But what if it's only one anon? Like Gazerfag or Miiafag or KDF? I come here a lot and I don't see anyone but them talking about their respective waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:53:21 2016 No.16072623 >>16072618 They still at least get brought up sometimes. There are some who are just never talked about period.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:53:23 2016 No.16072624 File: 211 KB, 913x1300, scary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072612 They're just so fucking cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:54:24 2016 No.16072626 >>16072598 >bipedal mermaid God damn thats creative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:57:26 2016 No.16072632 >>16072598 They've been brought up a few times There was that one anon who liked them

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:59:23 2016 No.16072636 >>16072626 They're not mermaids, they're nymphos

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:03:51 2016 No.16072647 File: 2.87 MB, 1269x1800, 880fb76030184e2bb7d1cc0ce6f0bae8c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072598 Nereids are sea Succubutts, which makes even more of a shame that they receive so little attention.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:04:37 2016 No.16072649

>>16072338
You act like that's a bad thing.
>No slender nerdy Anubis whose fetish is having her ears gently blown into during sex.
>No pear shaped nerdy Cheshire whose fetish is being taken from behind and called a slut while being spanked.
>No chubby nerdy Apophis whose fetish is cosplay sex and roleplay.
>No shortstack nerdy Tanuki whose fetish is rough groping during sex.
>No shy nerdy Shoggoth whose fetish is wild sex that shouldn't be anatomically possible.
>No toned Nerdy Dragon whose fetish is Handholding sex in the lotus position while looking each other in the eyes and kissing.
I'd accept my fate with dignity and grace, and take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:07:23 2016 No.16072656 Upstart writefag here. Posted a teaser for this a few weeks ago. Been working on it some more since then. http://pastebin.com/fa8B50P5 The original teaser ran till line 43.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:09:11 2016 No.16072661

>>16072649
That Shoggoth probably read too many hentais where the guy's dick enters the girl's womb
Prepare to re-enact all her favorite scenes including that one where you grab her womb through her rectum and use it as an onahole while fucking her from behind

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:10:34 2016 No.16072667 >>16072557 Honestly only a few dozen monsters get talked about her at all really. Dragon, anubis, cheshire, jabberwalk, wight, vampire, lilim. The list goes on but unless they're part of the select few the thread mostly ignores them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:11:14 2016 No.16072670 >>16072647 Honestly there are way too many great girls and I can't give attention to all of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:14:22 2016 No.16072679 >>16072647 They're technically sea nymphs who turned into Succubi, but I'd imagine the reason why they never get any stories is that a majority of writefags lack the stones or the want to do a story of underwater sex.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:16:05 2016 No.16072681

>>16072649
>slender nerdy Anubis whose fetish is having her ears gently blown into during sex.
Fuck, please, you can't type that and do this to me. Putting my favourite girl with my ideal wife bodytype, with the specific ASMR activity that I adore the most, it's just unfair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:17:56 2016 No.16072687 >>16072679 Underwater sex (so long as you have the necessary adaptions, like waterbreathing and sufficient lubrication) is the second best kind of sex, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:18:41 2016 No.16072690 >>16072661 The only reason she can do that is because she's a shape shifting slime with no defined internal organs. >>16072681 But anon, don't you want to see how adorable she looks when she feels your breath in her ear?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:19:36 2016 No.16072694 >>16072687 >Is the second best kind of sex, though It really isn't though, given that there's a metric fuckton of bacteria in water that can adversely affect your health. But the zero-G feel of it is fucking glorious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:21:10 2016 No.16072699 >>16072656 What's this about then?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:21:51 2016 No.16072704

>>16072694
That's why I said with the necessary adaptions. I might not've said it, but immunity from the infection risks would be a part of it.

>But the zero-G feel of it is fucking glorious.

Looks like you said what the first best kind of sex is before I could.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:24:09 2016 No.16072708 >>16072647 Thanks to those girls and mermaids, getting shipwrecked is an opportunity to get a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:24:14 2016 No.16072709 >>16072656 >Manticore talks like a nigger You're a cheeky bastard, I can give you that much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:24:55 2016 No.16072713 TRANSLATION WHEN

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:25:36 2016 No.16072716
File: 376 KB, 992x1404, 1431933041530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The confused ramblings of a man dying of cancer continue in this 2k word update. I begin to lay the groundwork of my setting and how the MG habit of sex and making daughterus relates to their ability to bend the forces of nature.
New from line 36.

http://pastebin.com/MuA0VZfm

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:27:22 2016 No.16072719

>>16072656
>1k2 words
Once again I click your link only to be disappoint by how short your work is

Just go wild, don't worry about the details
Write whatever you feel like until you've had your fill, have fun with it
I'd much prefer if you posted a rough story with substance to it rather than a very polished short introduction

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:31:11 2016 No.16072726 >>16072656 Well I'm moderately interested in who all these people are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:35:40 2016 No.16072743 >>16072719 I'll keep working at it.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:38:09 2016 No.16072748

>>16072690
Yes, of course I do, and that's why it's so unfair.
The urge to blow into her ears is downright painful.
I'd love nothing more than to indulge her in slow sex, her head nestled under my chin so that her 8 inch tall ears are perfectly positioned. Breathing onto her ears, feeling her clench with every faint huff and hum of air, first up to her tips, then back down, to her canals. And then watching her utterly melt in ecstacy when I blow into her ears, stimulating the hairs guarding her ear canals, as she drools from the sensation and holds on for dear life with muscles like quivering jelly.

Anyway, to sum it up, that is a thing I would like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:44:08 2016 No.16072770 so looking at the wiki it looks like KC does about one book a year. So 2017 is most likely going to have either another story book or another world guide.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:48:50 2016 No.16072784

>>16072743
Good luck, I'm sorry for being so negative
I'm just thinking you probably spent a lot of time writing this when you could have done so much more with a different mindset

By the way, like this anon asked >>16072699 you should post a brief description of the story or at least some infos about it (like the setting, species, etc...)
Many people don't like jumping into stories blind

>>16072770
KC had a twitter vote last year for what he should do for winter comiket, a book about the Sabbat was close second after the Cheshire doujin
I wouldn't be surprised if he was working right now on a WG3 focused on that

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:50:59 2016 No.16072794 >>16072713 NEVER

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:51:51 2016 No.16072796 >>16072794 EVER

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:52:18 2016 No.16072798 >>16072784 Thanks for the advice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:52:59 2016 No.16072802 File: 1.75 MB, 997x1300, 1475198821970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072716 Just 34747 more words to go and this baby will have filled up the Novel November quota.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:54:27 2016 No.16072812 File: 762 KB, 700x1151, __vamp_mosquito_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_mantarou_shiawase_no_aoi_tori__9936ebe3eb4c0b520a90e84477cf2d46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of diseases does she carry?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:55:01 2016 No.16072814 >>16072812 Galaria. Jizza-virus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:56:03 2016 No.16072820 >>16072812 Shitgirl syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:58:23 2016 No.16072828 >>16072812 Salmonella Fitzgerald.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:00:17 2016 No.16072842 >>16072812 She makes your dick permanently erect and leaking cum until you get a Vamp Mosquito pregnant It's a fatal disease because most men who catch it kill themselves

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:00:34 2016 No.16072843 >>16072812 Babbymaking-at-first-sight-because-them-hips-goddamn disease.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:03:16 2016 No.16072856 >>16072842 According to KC, the bites she gives you will itch permanently unless she bites it again. Having a permanent itch would lead people to suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:03:23 2016 No.16072857 >>16072842 >Pumping a Vamp Mosquito full of babies >Meanwhile she's packing lactating G Cups that're rosy red from your blood >Her milk tastes like strawberry

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:04:20 2016 No.16072863 >>16072857 >Her milk tastes like strawberry Lame. Her milk should taste like brown sugar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:05:06 2016 No.16072866 File: 505 KB, 1200x1600, 1468345108072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone got the images from the After School Alice Tale book? I was sure I had them on my hard drive and I've been going nuts trying to find them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:05:26 2016 No.16072868 >>16072820 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:05:32 2016 No.16072869 >>16072857 >Vamp Mosquito gives you Walken's Disease from her bite on your junk "You ghotta help me... I've got this itch that I need scratched."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:06:55 2016 No.16072877 >>16072857 >>16072863 >Drinking a mosquito's milk Please don't, how is she going to feed your octuplets if you drink it all? >>16072866 They're on the wikia

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:06:59 2016 No.16072878 >>16072240 Nerdy girls are for pure love and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:07:25 2016 No.16072879 >>16072877 It's called the cycle of love. I give her babies and blood. She gives me milk and love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:07:31 2016 No.16072881 >>16072866 God damn Saber bun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:08:00 2016 No.16072883 >>16072877 >They're on the wikia Censored though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:08:28 2016 No.16072885 >>16072866 Unagi Joro scares me. She's way too ara ara and I feel like she would do whatever she wanted to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:08:56 2016 No.16072887 >ywn watch cozy Christmas movies with your waifu in front of a fire. >ywn cuddle her on the couch under a mountain of blankets

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:09:36 2016 No.16072889 >>16072887 I fucking hate christmas movies

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:10:35 2016 No.16072893 >>16072812 I hope whatever book comes out next has more monster realm diseases.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:10:53 2016 No.16072895 >>16072887 I would rather kill myself then have to watch another Christmas movie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:12:25 2016 No.16072907 >>16072887 >Christmas movies not even if she begs

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:12:58 2016 No.16072908

>>16072879
Is there a cycle of love for daughters too?

>>16072885
Unagi Joro is like the secret boss of onee-sans
You struggle to not succumb to Jabberwock
You barely survive Kraken cuddles
And then she appears with her gentle smile and one-hit KOs you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:13:16 2016 No.16072909 File: 187 KB, 900x820, santa yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072887 There's only two Christmas movies we're watching, Tokyo Godfathers and Die Hard 1

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:13:42 2016 No.16072912 >>16072887 >christmas movies Just kill me now

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:14:09 2016 No.16072916 >>16072908 >Fucking your duaghteru Bollocks/KDF please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:14:23 2016 No.16072918 >>16072909 I like the way you think, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:14:51 2016 No.16072924 >>16072889 >>16072895 >>16072907 >>16072912 Man, what traumatic experience did you guys have with Christmas movies as a kid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:15:15 2016 No.16072927 >>16072885 You're face will end up in her large chest no matter what you do. Scary indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:16:19 2016 No.16072930 >>16072909 >Tokyo Godfathers Patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:16:34 2016 No.16072932 >>16072916 I meant a different cycle You give them guidance and parental love They give you ??? and love

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:16:54 2016 No.16072935 >>16072924 THEY'RE ALL THE SAME FUCKING SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:17:34 2016 No.16072936 >>16072927 >You're face fuck me I need a rest

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:17:41 2016 No.16072938 >>16072927 Please no, anything but that. I will become her slave for my entire life if that happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:17:48 2016 No.16072939 >>16072935 An anon brought up Tokyo Godfathers and Die Hard. Both are divine. Please don't talk shit about divine movies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:18:19 2016 No.16072941 File: 245 KB, 1038x1407, Always watching....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'll never escape!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:20:28 2016 No.16072952 >>16072939 But those barely fucking play during Christmas It's always shit like Christmas with the Kranks or some other unfunny garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:22:33 2016 No.16072960 >>16072952 >But those barely fucking play during Christmas I've watched Die Hard 1 or 2 on TV every fucking Christmas since the 90's, step up your game senpai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:23:58 2016 No.16072966 >>16072941 Wendigos ain't shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:24:24 2016 No.16072969 >>16072941 Poor girl is stuck up a tree!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:25:02 2016 No.16072971 >>16072812 Malaria. Not even some strange demon energy sexual kind, just regular malaria.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:30:25 2016 No.16072992 >>16072887 I remember really enjoying the Olive the Other Reindeer back when I was little. No idea how it holds up now, but it'd be nice to find out and get all nostalgic next to waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:31:58 2016 No.16072994 >>16072916 >KDF It's not me anon, the only context I talk about fucking daughterus in is when me and/or my waifu is fucking my daughteru. I realize that kind of thing isn't for everybody, and I respect that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:32:08 2016 No.16072995 File: 832 KB, 2609x1971, 1474567489619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16072969 She's too heavy for the tree branch

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:34:47 2016 No.16073006 >>16072994 Would you fuck your grandaughteru? We need to know how far your depravity goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:34:54 2016 No.16073007 >>16072887 >not putting this on for your kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jzsKJvWiEI >not traumatizing your kids with the door knocker scene

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:37:40 2016 No.16073021 >>16073006 We've been over this before, it's highly unlikely that I'd even have a grandaughteru and even then it would be highly unlikely that I'd dick her. So effectively no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:38:42 2016 No.16073026 >>16072995 If I have anything to do with it, that busty Wendigo is gonna get cuddled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:42:12 2016 No.16073045 >>16073021 Would it be right to say that your fantasy is frozen in time? Seems to me like you can't really imagine your daughter growing up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:45:26 2016 No.16073060 >>16073045 KDF would tear apart the universe and let free untold eldritch horrors if it meant he might have a chance at living with his unaging wife and child in a single, everlasting moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:45:46 2016 No.16073062 >>16072935 WELL NO SHIT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS. Jeez. I didn't know so many of you are the Grinch. Your waifu has probably never even heard of Christmas or watched any Christmas movies. What if she wants to watch one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:47:38 2016 No.16073071 >>16073045 Somewhat frozen, yes. I'm too young to actually have a daughteru who is my Kobold daughteru's age, so until I'm at the point where I am that old, I don't think it'll 'unfreeze'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:48:09 2016 No.16073073 >>16073060 Oh, you have no idea anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:52:41 2016 No.16073099 >>16073062 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgP0aUKlmNw >Not wanting to be the Grinch Step it up, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:54:31 2016 No.16073107 >>16073099 Grinch monster girl when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:57:23 2016 No.16073116 >>16073073 Even if it meant actually, irreparably breaking the universe and freezing time forever, so only the consciounesses of you three would remain as you held each other?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:02:28 2016 No.16073129 >>16073007 the donald duck one actually gave me nightmares

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:02:34 2016 No.16073130 >>16073116 That depends, would the three of us be completely frozen except for our consciousnesses for infinity too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:03:35 2016 No.16073136 >tfw will never sing mr white christmas with ice queen

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:06:11 2016 No.16073143 >>16073107 >Tall green unidentifiable monstrosity

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:06:54 2016 No.16073146

>>16073130
Yes, but you can choose the positions to be frozen in. Plus communicate through telepathy, and you won't go mad from it. In fact, if you like, it can be like a semi-lucid dream state, where you experience everything with a timeless haze together.
Like how Pandemonium could work in regards to the use of "timelessness."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:08:44 2016 No.16073149 >>16073146 Yes, Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:12:53 2016 No.16073161 >>16073149 >>16073130 >>16073073 Where were you when you realized KDF was a Dr. Who villain?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:12:56 2016 No.16073162 I want to get a bunch of White Horns, a Lich, and a sleigh. Have the Lich enchant the sleigh and use it with the White Horns to give numerous loli monsters a very merry white Christmas!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:14:50 2016 No.16073168 >>16073149 You on't actually think about what's good for your daughter too often do you? Is that because if you did, you'd fall into the rabbit hole of being unable to reconcile fucking her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:15:41 2016 No.16073172 >>16073162 I think monsters may have a different impression of what constitutes a white christmas

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:18:08 2016 No.16073177 >>16073172 I can handle that, providing the Lich Mrs. Claus doesn't kill me over it.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:19:00 2016 No.16073179

>>16073149
Interesting. Depending on your outlook, it's either a kind of perfect heaven where only happiness shared with your most cherishsed loved ones, or a boring, purposeless existence with no spice or flavour that makes life worth experiencing.

Okay, follow up question. What moment would you like to be frozen in with them? What would you all be doing, feeling and experiencing? And imagine that, when the universe stops, those sensations will be drawn out into forever. Like when a computer playing audio crashes, and the single note it was playing at the time just continues in a constant monotone.
Of course, in the dream-like haze of timelessness, it'll soon just become the norm, or a backdrop, to your shared thoughts.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:24:58 2016 No.16073196

Since we're rolling in Christmas already.

>ywn provide an Anubis the warmth she needs
>ywn protect her from the hot humid climate she is so used to
>ywn get triple layered sweater cuddles by a schedule dog off work for Christmas
>ywn feel her warm paws and pads up agains your face
>like soft and fluffy hot water bottles

At least I can simulate it with hot water bottles, fluffy gloves and my imagination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:27:23 2016 No.16073201 >>16073196 Well fuck I worded that wrong >ywn provide her the warm humid climate she is so used to* And a little extra one >ywn spend a fortune on gas bills. >you do it for her

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:27:55 2016 No.16073203

>>16073168
'Good' is subjective anon.

>>16073179
>What moment would you like to be frozen in with them? What would you all be doing, feeling and experiencing?
Aww jeez anon, I have no idea. Probably just the three of us on our bed cuddling. Ether the peaceful, drowsy serenity just before a nap or the warm, hypnotized afterglow of the best sex ever. Nothing too complex, nothing extreme. Just me and my puppies at our happiest.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:30:25 2016 No.16073212

>>16073201
>gas
Bitch use a wood burning stove.
Ever sit before one of those? It's cozy. Too bad they're illegal now, for whatever stupid reason, and you can only use ones grandfathered into houses before the ban.

Nothing beats them though. Not even a fit Wurm with abs hot enough to cook breakfast on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:32:19 2016 No.16073216 >>16073201 >gas bills Ever heard of a fireplace? You're doing winter cozy wrong

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:33:36 2016 No.16073221

>>16073203
>'Good' is subjective anon.
No, it's generally accepted that keeping a child in a perpetual state of infantilization is bad for their development. You're fine with robbing your daughter of the joys experiences and heartbreaks of growing up, all things vital to a person's character.

Shows you don't actually care about her asides from her role as a loli cumdump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:33:57 2016 No.16073224 >>16073216 I want to snugglefuck a White Horn by a warm fireplace while drinking some good spirits.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:35:55 2016 No.16073227

>>16073216
>>16073212
B-But those are expensive to have built. Although they are the comfiest. And maybe building a fire place would pay off in the long run compared to gas. Hell, it's my setting I'll have unlimited cash if I fucking want. Ok.

>ywn be prepared to spend a fortune in wood and coal
>you do it for her

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:37:52 2016 No.16073231 >>16073221 This might be true in settings other than mine, but this is my fantasy anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:39:49 2016 No.16073239 >>16073216 >>16073227 Good luck heating an entire house by fireplace alone. t. snowy region

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:39:49 2016 No.16073240 I've never seen a tanuki in a wedding dress.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:39:59 2016 No.16073242

>>16073196
I've been dealing with my own anubis Christmas fantasies. Like seeing her bundle up in a sweater, long skirt and stockings, cute paw-boots, and a big, fur-trimmed jacket. All so we can go out together, to a big town center or high street, with a lot of shops, just to soak in the atmosphere and be together.
Walking with arms linked together through a snowy city center, just when it's starting to get dark and the crowds are thinning, all the streetlamps and Christmas lights gradually blooming to life.

If I got too cold, I could ask for her paws on either side of my face to heat my cheeks up. And if she got cold, I'd just open up my coat and let her press herself against my chest, closing the coat around her until she's warmed herself.

But the best thing about it would absolutely be soaking in the magical feeling of the season as a couple. And buying her a cute hat that'd have extra bits to accomodate and cover her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:41:10 2016 No.16073248 >>16073239 >Not moving all essentials into the living room for comfy lazy winter long hibernation cuddles with your waifu Step up your game pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:41:55 2016 No.16073251 >>16073239 Who cares about the whole? You nap in front of the fire. >>16073227 But do you chop wood in the frigid cold, shirtless, with your bare hands for her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:41:55 2016 No.16073252 >>16073231 >In my headcanon children don't need to grow up

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:42:32 2016 No.16073254 >>16073252 So this is where MJ really went.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:43:11 2016 No.16073256 >>16073252 Yes, basically. It's not like that sort of thing is unheard of in MGE canon either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:43:43 2016 No.16073258 >>16073248 >>16073251 I'd like to be able to use the rest of the house without walking into an icebox. Lord knows the kids would appreciate being able to use their rooms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:44:55 2016 No.16073262 >>16072667 after a bit of thinking thats surprisingly accurate

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:47:12 2016 No.16073267 >>16073251 Anything. For. Her.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:47:35 2016 No.16073269

>>16073203
I thought you'd say something like freezing right on the moment of mutual climax, but that sounds pretty nice too.
If you're going to choose a moment to stay in forever, it'd be one where you'd feel perfectly content. So the relaxing period after some amaxing sex would fit. And that feeling you get when sleeping in late, or getting warm just before going to sleep, too.

I guess it is a hard question to definitively answer. I'm trying to think of a moment and position I'd like to be frozen in with my waifu, but there's so many good opportunities.

>>16073161
Be honest, Anon. If you had the opportunity to violate time and space if it meant happiness with monstergirls, wouldn't you take that chance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:48:05 2016 No.16073272 >>16073256 I know you don't really care, but if you want any writing you do to be taken seriously, it's best not to out yourself as delusional

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:48:27 2016 No.16073274

>>16073258
Let them sit with you.
Or hell, get some form of heating for them at least. Whole house doesn't NEED heating from gas or stove, outside of the bathroom.

Also: thermal underwear. Use them. The cold becomes much more bearable when you have super warm feetie pajamas on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:52:29 2016 No.16073286 >>16073274 How do wolfus even wear feetie pyjamas?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:53:09 2016 No.16073290 >>16073274 >thermal underwear Holy crap, it's like they're casual skintight bodysuits in shirt and pants form.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:54:42 2016 No.16073296 What's everybody's plans for thanksgiving? >have lunch with the family >have dinner with the waifu >go to bed and cry myself to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:56:27 2016 No.16073303 >>16073274 >Let them sit with you. I know kids how kids work. They hate sitting still for more than five minutes. Nobody wants to come in from the cold to more cold. It's not like I'm making the temperature 76 goddamn degrees inside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:59:10 2016 No.16073318 >>16073296 >have dinner with the waifu Lord. Please don't tell me this is the type of anon who eats with a picture of their waifu displayed on their laptop. Because I see where he's coming from and it's a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:02:33 2016 No.16073328 >>16073296 >tfw the rest of my family is literally half the world away Just as usual then

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:04:56 2016 No.16073335 >>16073318 Maybe I should buy a laptop so I can eat at the table with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:12:50 2016 No.16073361 >>16073335 What a nice thought >anons desperate for their waifu sitting at the table eating ready made meals while looking at a picture on their laptop and asking "How was your day"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:13:15 2016 No.16073364 File: 893 KB, 800x1165, 634635743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is your favorite underrated girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:13:53 2016 No.16073365 File: 263 KB, 561x1000, __akaname_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kenkou_cross__42d2d8b502a97f4546e7bbc590a92549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073364

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:14:14 2016 No.16073367 >>16067004 Okay really. How long does it normally take an official translation to get done?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:14:58 2016 No.16073369 >>16073364 Either Akaname or Scylla.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:16:29 2016 No.16073374 >>16073364 Ryu

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:16:33 2016 No.16073375 >>16073364 all the girls are underrated really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:17:09 2016 No.16073384 >>16073364 Shirohebi. People just don't appreciate a good yandere loyal wife like they used to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:17:32 2016 No.16073386 >>16073364 Karakasa-Obake or Cancer

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:19:56 2016 No.16073393 >>16073364 What does underrate mean? Because there are like twenty to thirty total girls who get talked about regularly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:20:51 2016 No.16073400 File: 1.07 MB, 2768x750, 1478456144344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which succubus maid would you like for yourself?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:21:01 2016 No.16073401

>>16073361
>eating ready made meals
Hey, some of us can cook, y'know.
And I've done something far more embarrassing than just talking to a computer with my waifu's image on it. But even with that in mind, I don't think I'd actually speak out loud to the computer. The most I can see myself doing is putting her picture up, just to the side while eating at the computer. I don't think I'd lay the table for a date with a PNG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:21:12 2016 No.16073402 >>16073364 Barmotz. Big bouncy sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:21:22 2016 No.16073403 File: 84 KB, 360x350, Dwarf_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073364 >those clothes Dwarves definitely deserve more love

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:22:10 2016 No.16073405 >>16073400 I only employ Kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:23:15 2016 No.16073409 >>16073400 C and F are nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:23:44 2016 No.16073412 >>16073286 Custom tailoring. >>16073290 And now you are imagining numerous mgs in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:23:56 2016 No.16073413 >>16073400 D with Cs chest size of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:25:08 2016 No.16073420 >>16073400 G is giving off a onee san appeal. So G it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:25:24 2016 No.16073422 >>16073400 Lets get this out of the way God tier E High tier B A G Mid tier D H C Low tier F

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:25:58 2016 No.16073425 >>16073400 G

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:26:10 2016 No.16073426 >>16073401 >I don't think I'd lay the table for a date with a PNG are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:27:00 2016 No.16073428 >>16073400 I dunno, I'm not sure if I would trust a Succubus to do a good job as a proper maid. If I had to pick one, however, then I'd go with A.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:27:02 2016 No.16073429 >>16071515 I want one of those stupid grimdark doujins where the heroine is raped by pigs but instead its cute boys and orcs. Or just tentacle rape with a cute tentacle girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:27:59 2016 No.16073434 >>16073400 G with A's clothes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:29:09 2016 No.16073439 File: 81 KB, 500x506, 1457115153363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073422 >D >Mid-tier >F >Low

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:29:20 2016 No.16073440 >>16073412 Damn right. The way that dark fabric stretches and goes thin over the breasts is fucking great. I'd buy a whole fucking wardrobe of them, in every colour, for my favourite MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:30:34 2016 No.16073445 >>16073400 B ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:31:15 2016 No.16073449 >>16073439 Oppai Loli is literally disgusting You're right though, F deserves to be high tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:31:25 2016 No.16073450 >>16073426 I'm just not at that point, at least not yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:31:33 2016 No.16073452 >>16073400 Can't I just have all of them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:32:34 2016 No.16073457 >>16073403 Dwarves deserve to have less shitty bodies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:33:01 2016 No.16073460 >>16073374 >Ryu >underrated

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:33:55 2016 No.16073462 >>16073457 Exactly, they don't even look like lolis, they just look like some sort of doll plushie shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:35:33 2016 No.16073467 >>16073400 >Dat everything on G Yeah, her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:36:26 2016 No.16073469 >>16073462 That sounds quite nice though. I wouldnt mind a plushie living doll

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:36:47 2016 No.16073471 File: 451 KB, 856x600, 438967593786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073364 Living doll. I want to win an Alice Game with her. >>16073400 A looks pretty sane. I like A. Let's go with A.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:37:51 2016 No.16073475 >>16073364 Something about Trolls just makes me attracted to them

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:38:55 2016 No.16073480 >>16073471 I wish we lived in an alternative universe where KC decided to draw /m/ shit simultaneously with monstergirl stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:39:17 2016 No.16073482 >>16073429 I just want more mge doujins in general

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:39:19 2016 No.16073483 File: 175 KB, 1477x1240, 8fb33e1894be6e9ef2334a82c26b77d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do all vampfus have luxurious houses with big plushy beds for jumping?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:39:52 2016 No.16073487 File: 252 KB, 850x603, Fuck Winter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting more relevant by the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:41:12 2016 No.16073494 >>16073429 >faceless women doujin This has to have been done. It's probably shit though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:41:25 2016 No.16073497 >>16073483 No because "vampfus" need to be hunted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:41:46 2016 No.16073499 >>16073483 This just makes me wonder how a poorfag vampire would act when confronted with the fact that she lives in a box and her dress is all torn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:42:40 2016 No.16073500 >>16073487 >little cuddle bugs My heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:43:48 2016 No.16073504 >>16073483 Kinda. Monsters apparently naturally gravitate towards certain standings. Vampires are nobility and tend to naturally be rich

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:46:13 2016 No.16073513 File: 306 KB, 1024x1280, devil bug2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Devil Bugs sure are cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:46:48 2016 No.16073517 >>16073513 Why is bug always so smug?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:47:16 2016 No.16073520 >>16073400 Give me D. Something about a woman in a suit..

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:47:56 2016 No.16073524 >>16073517 Because she's always underneath your pillow when you got sleep, enjoying all your warmth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:48:52 2016 No.16073529 >>16073513 As long as they keep it to just one I'd fug the bug

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:49:23 2016 No.16073532 >>16073513 Isn't she a little cold?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:50:45 2016 No.16073538 >>16073499 Would adopt her, even if she's older than me tfw no more homeless vamp stories

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:52:38 2016 No.16073549 >>16073520 So would you want a stern Succubus maid in a suit with glasses to negotiate the terms of her service while sitting in your lap?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:54:23 2016 No.16073553 >>16073400 Torn between D and H. And I need to choose one... ...D it is. There's just something mysterious and enticing about a fully-clothed succubus

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:54:39 2016 No.16073554 >>16073524 That little thief.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:55:06 2016 No.16073555 >>16073549 No, She kabedons me and towers over me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:56:51 2016 No.16073559 >>16073513 Good night little bug. Have a sweet slumber.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:57:02 2016 No.16073561 >>16073480 Until then we'll just have to live with the ones we get from doomfest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:57:26 2016 No.16073563 >>16073487 Fall and Summer still need to be done. If only Latenight wasn't kill.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:01:05 2016 No.16073573

>>16073487
>Anon and Yeti
>Anon is introverted and withdrawn as fuck
>Yeti hugs don't seem to be working
>Yeti keeps on hugging
>"Hubby is cold. I'll keep on hugging until I can melt him with my warmth."
>She continues to hug. Never faltering. Never wavering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:02:05 2016 No.16073575 >>16073563 He's not kill, he goes to /a/ and /v/ drawthreads so he only stops by our little thread once in a while now

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:04:27 2016 No.16073581 >>16073573 >no yeti waifu who will hug you even at your lowest point

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:08:46 2016 No.16073596 >>16073555 Would she yank down your pants and jerk you off during the Kabedon to give you a taste of what she could do for you if she were your maid?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:09:29 2016 No.16073598
File: 739 KB, 1332x629, Ice Queen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Cue the "Frozen" memes, Ice Queen is up on Monster Girls Redux.

We get some nice lore in this profile too about what the snowy region is and how it is governed. Ice queens have some kind of icy psychic sense where they can observe anything happening within their realm.

So yeah, they tend to be voyeurs, though ignorant of why they like to watch so much.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:11:27 2016 No.16073608

>>16073598
Jesus I literally just posted this and get an error message because the file already exists.
Did the translation just get done? I went to check MGR to see what the hold up was and it was already in the OP for ice queen like it got done quick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:14:01 2016 No.16073616 >>16073598 Not quite sure what to think about this one. The cold indifference is both a blessing and a point of contention

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:14:53 2016 No.16073622 >>16073598 >Fucking Ice queen's snow daughteru in front of her

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:15:21 2016 No.16073624

>>16073598
>Even monsters that inhabit snow country must be huddled with their husband while confirming each others love, or they cannot even stand before the queen.
Can you cover yourself with Yeti armor or will the Yetis that aren't your waifu freeze?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:16:16 2016 No.16073629 >>16073596 She's classier than that Anon. She would press her breasts against me and get uncomfortably close.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:16:45 2016 No.16073632 >>16073624 If the yeti's aren't your waifu then they'll want to have a husband to get rid of the cold loneliness. They'll either go and attack someone else or else attack you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:17:31 2016 No.16073636 >>16073608 Yup, she just got posted there. I like to post here quickly for an immediate reaction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:17:31 2016 No.16073637 File: 368 KB, 800x800, 1431043925051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073598 >Ice Queen >Disposition: Cold-hearted

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:18:21 2016 No.16073640 >>16073598 Well I like her.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:18:44 2016 No.16073641

>>16073598
Its interesting to see monsters who can absorb mana in ways other than through sex. Also guess I was right, they really are forever alone wizards. They have crazy magic but everyone around them goes off to fuck. She's doomed to forever see everyone near her cuddling their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:19:46 2016 No.16073647 >>16073636 Huh. So when the translation is done it gets added to the OP then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:20:37 2016 No.16073649 >>16073632 I'll offer them free hot cocoa and meat if they hug me for a few hours

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:22:37 2016 No.16073655 >>16073647 Yup, its always been that way. Makes it easy to find.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:23:42 2016 No.16073657 >>16073637 I want to noogie a Cheshire Cat whenever she starts acting too smug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:23:55 2016 No.16073659 >>16073641 Which is why it is up to your self insert to brave the challenges of reaching an ice queen and thawing her heart! You can do it anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:24:44 2016 No.16073663 >>16073657 That's how you get 'pranked' by her Onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:25:22 2016 No.16073666 >>16073663 I'll noogie her too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:26:08 2016 No.16073668 >>16073666 Damn satan. Her Cheshire gang will come for you too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:26:20 2016 No.16073669 >>16073641 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:26:48 2016 No.16073672 >>16073666 That's how you get the whole family on you. To help out with the wedding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:27:02 2016 No.16073674 >>16073598 So that adds another to the kuudere list. We now have regular glacies, liches, gnomes, soldier beetles, golems and probably a few others I'm missing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:28:13 2016 No.16073682 >>16073668 I'll noogie every single one of them. >>16073672 >That spoiler Obviously. I wouldn't noogie those sisters if I didn't care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:30:28 2016 No.16073690 File: 630 KB, 1280x1024, 1464361873903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073196 It would be nice to cuddle with a Kej around christmas time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:30:46 2016 No.16073692 How do you make your waifu or daughteru feel better when they're sick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:33:12 2016 No.16073705 >>16073598 >Even Snowy-Habitat Monsters have to be having sex to bear having an audience with her >Only ever finds love through mutually emotionless rape Wow, that's...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:34:29 2016 No.16073708 >>16073682 Are you going to noogie your daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:34:53 2016 No.16073711 >>16073692 Regular vaginal injections of cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:34:54 2016 No.16073712 >>16073598 So this "coldness" ignore any kind of gear you pack as it goes straight to your heart?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:35:13 2016 No.16073713 >>16073692 Make some ol' fashioned chicken and dumplings. Just like what grandma used to make.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:35:29 2016 No.16073715 >>16073708 Playfully if she starts getting snippy. And that's daughterus plural anon. No way I'm not giving both sisters at least one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:35:48 2016 No.16073716 >>16073692 By taking care of her so hard she heals and I get sick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:35:54 2016 No.16073718 >>16073692 Medication, bed rest and home cooked food. I may not be a pro chef but I can cook a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:36:07 2016 No.16073719 >>16073692 Semen and some adderall Rub their backs and help them fall asleep, clean up their vomit and cook some soup for them, carry them to the shower and wipe their face with a towel every few hours. What anyone would do basically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:36:27 2016 No.16073721 >>16073712 Unless you're hugging or fugging your non-Ice Queen waifu in front of her, yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:37:05 2016 No.16073722 >>16073692 Grilled Cheese, tomato soup, Sunny D and a playlist of Bob Marley and Enya songs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:37:40 2016 No.16073723 >>16073682 >pranking a Cheshire is basically the same thing as a marriage proposal

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:37:46 2016 No.16073724

>>16073712
I think cold is being used in two ways. Regular physical coldness that probably can be marginalized by wearing the right gear but since shes so powerful there's probably nothing to out right stop it. Then there's magic lonely coldness that no probably can't be stopped. She just kinda saps the spirit energy and heat out of everything around her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:37:53 2016 No.16073725 >>16073712 >Anons from this thread turn out to be immune

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:38:41 2016 No.16073731

>>16073721
So the key to getting to her is to strap a small monstergirl to your chest for warmth and just keep plowing forward ignoring her cries for sex until you reach the queen, at which point you throw your clothes and the small decoy monstergirl away and then fuck the queen.

Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:39:54 2016 No.16073736 >>16073705 At least she will never stop clinging to you after she 'tasted' your energy. But the road towards her is a long one.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:40:46 2016 No.16073739

>>16073731
The girl would rape you to feel warmth probably.
Really all it takes to get to her is just be the only single being in a mile radius. Then no other cold monsters will rape you and you wont give in to other monsters from loneliness. Once you get close enough its basically all auto pilot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:41:30 2016 No.16073743 >>16073598 It's shit.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:43:09 2016 No.16073750

>>16073736
I dunno. Even if you set out on a journey to melt an Ice Queen's heart, something about knowing that there will be no emotion or attachment for the majority of your first time with your future waifu is...depressing.

Upside, the final part of her profile gives me images of Dickthroning.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:43:10 2016 No.16073751

>>16073692
Massages and cooking.
Keeping her comfy with drinks, TV shows and something warm.
Cleaning the house and her hoard to make sure she doesn't need to move.
Going out to the market and keeping the phone on so she doesn't get worried.
Feed her dinner by doing the "ahhhn~" thing.
Making sure I clean each and every spot when in bath with her.
Princess carrying her to bed and laying down together despite her protests that I will also get sick.
Hugging her very tightly and saying how important she is to me.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:43:46 2016 No.16073756

>>16073692
I'd make their favorite noodle dishes and be sure to give them lots of love and attention! I'd pet them, and brush their paws and tails, and make sure they're comfortable and all wrapped up in plenty of warm blankets. If they have the kind of sickness that can be better cured by sweating, I might let them wear some latex, but those sicknesses are rare so it probably wouldn't be necessary.

I'd also make sure to make a lot of physical contact, that is if they're too sick to comfortably have sex. Spirit energy is a powerful medicine and even just a little touch can make them feel better!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:43:56 2016 No.16073758 >>16073743 Ice Queen is not shit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:44:04 2016 No.16073759 >>16073743 YOURE SHIT

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:44:05 2016 No.16073760

>>16073743
Would be better if she were victim to her own loneliness rather than acting like a robot until your saliva touches her.

Then when you break into her inner sanctum you're greeted by a face-ful of ice tits and her freezing cold arms wrapped around you begging for love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:44:58 2016 No.16073762 >>16073756 >Latex I wonder who could be behind this post

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:45:18 2016 No.16073765 >>16073760 Yes, that's much better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:45:36 2016 No.16073766 >>16073725 >"How is it that you can ignore my all-piercing cold human?" >My heart's already empty. And then the Ice Queen thaws instantly and goes into healing mode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:46:03 2016 No.16073769 >>16073762 I heard that he injects latex into his daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:46:20 2016 No.16073772 >>16073758 >>16073759 She's bad!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:47:06 2016 No.16073777 >>16073766 More like >I guess that makes two of us >dead bedroom ensues

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:47:09 2016 No.16073778 >>16073724 You'll probably need power armor with thermal units to brave through the first kind of cold. Without it your life expectancy would be 2 minutes in the inner areas. The second would require a shitton of willpower to move forward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:47:50 2016 No.16073782 >>16073772 Who's more boring? Ice queen or Otohime?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:48:03 2016 No.16073784

>>16073760
>Enter the inner sanctum of the emotionless Ice Queen
>Your body and heart are frozen solid, feeling no emotion
>You can see her utterly emotionless gaze staring back at yours from up on her throne
>Which she is sitting on, slouched down low, her dress hiked up and her legs spread wide open over the legs of her seat
>There's a neon sign flashing "DO ME" mounted above her

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:48:12 2016 No.16073786 >>16073743 She isn't shit but the Glacies is still better. I'm glad that they aren't an evolution.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:48:21 2016 No.16073787 >>16073782 Otohime.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:49:10 2016 No.16073789

>>16073598
Wow, those snowy regions sound pretty unpleasant. Strangely enough, I'd still prefer it over most other realms, behind oceans and lakes.
In terms of the Ice Queen herself, I dunno. Kuuderes are sort of endearing, but she takes it to a whole new level. Not sure if I would be able to handle both types of her coldness.
I'd prefer if she was like >>16073760

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:50:00 2016 No.16073792 >>16073772 Im sorry anon but not even mamomo mana can cure shit taste

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:50:25 2016 No.16073797

>>16073598

So even if you suddenly start groping the queen, she won't even give a shit until you kiss her?

That gives me all kinds of ideas on things to do her body before kissing her. Perhaps stripping her nude and moving her body to make her do silly poses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:51:13 2016 No.16073802 >>16073792 What is GOOD about her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:51:20 2016 No.16073804 >>16073797 Yep. And she won't even care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:51:36 2016 No.16073806 >>16073598 It's like those oglaf comics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:52:32 2016 No.16073810 >>16073789 Pretty sure turning into an incubus would get rid of the chill problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:53:41 2016 No.16073817 >>16073784 This reads vaguely like Oglaf..

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:53:59 2016 No.16073821 >>16073802 Beautiful Kuudere that becomes deredere without the going crazy problem the lich has Regal and powerful Helps others find love inadvertently by freezing their hearts so they seek affection from monsters The blue is pretty aesthetic

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:54:23 2016 No.16073825 >>16073810 Wouldn't stop the constant IQ-induced loneliness though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:55:56 2016 No.16073828 >>16073825 That would be solved by actually having the ice queen as a wife to not feel lonely with.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:56:42 2016 No.16073832

>>16073784
>drawing closer you can see her legs trembling, knuckles on her hands white from the pressure as she grips the armrests on her throne with enough strength to fracture the ice
>Her breathing is rapid and shallow, her eyes darting between your own and your crotch, she's practically thrusting herself at you from how fast she's shaking
>"So do I just go ahead or..." You tilt your head and scratch your chin
>"Do as you wish mortal human, I honestly couldn't care either way" She declares while gyrating her hips and rubbing her thighs together

Pathetically lonely ice-queen who's too proud to admit her desires sounds cute. Woodbury.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:56:50 2016 No.16073833 >>16073828 Or just you know yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:58:06 2016 No.16073834 >>16073832 >The second you stick it in she starts squealing like a hentai female lead and leglocks you. >She actually hits her orgasm five times before you hit your first. There's something about repressed girls man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:59:20 2016 No.16073836 >>16073821 So royal glacies, but with a voyeur fetish.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:59:53 2016 No.16073837

>>16073810
Except even monsters adapted to the cold are effected by the "cold heart" mana drain. No matter how you slice it, reaching a ice queen as a unwed man would not be easy, and as a wed one you'd be too focused on cuddling your wife to bear to go to thaw the ice queen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:00:23 2016 No.16073839 >>16073836 And a whole kingdom plus better magic power

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:01:55 2016 No.16073842 >>16073837 Im...not sure what my post had to do with that,. I was saying that if you were an incubus with the ice queen as a wife you probably wouldn't feel the physical cold. Just like how an incubus can fuck a magma slime wife and not feel hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:02:29 2016 No.16073844 File: 430 KB, 516x501, cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073839 How materialistic.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:03:05 2016 No.16073846

>>16073839
Going by the description, it sounds like they aren't rulers of a kingdom so much as they are the most powerful monsters in the region, and the fact that they cause arctic regions to form in the first place means that any other elementally aligned monstergirls will naturally hold them in high regard.

Like nobody actually thinks of her as queen, but they go ahead and appease her since she makes it easy to catch husbands and creates the winter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:03:31 2016 No.16073848 >>16073844 I'm just saying an ice queen isn't just glacie with a crown on top.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:03:57 2016 No.16073849 >>16073844 I want to facefuck a Cheshire Cat while her Onee-san whispers encouragement in my ear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:05:28 2016 No.16073855 >>16073846 Even monsters can't bear to be near the Ice Queen unless cuddling with a man. Makes me wonder if other monsters even like her. Truly forever alone monsters.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:06:30 2016 No.16073858

>>16073834
>She actually hits her orgasm five times before you hit your first.
I know that was probably a joke but thats actually just how that works. According to the actual official canon stuff, monsters cum like crazy just from putting it in, let alone actually having sex. The only reason they don't go limp or pass out is because they're so much better at handling the pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:07:27 2016 No.16073860 >>16073725 This is also what im thinking. Too bad were both Kuu and i don't know if a relationship between Kuu will even work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:09:23 2016 No.16073867 >>16073842 I see, yes, that would certainly be true. I thought you were saying an incubus could get to a ice queen's throne with no problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:09:35 2016 No.16073868 >>16073858 I was going for a "becomes a slave to the pleasure" thing. Ice Queens probably don't have very good endurance against pleasure, so it's probably easy to make them into limp ahegaoing messes who cum every time you thrust.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:12:24 2016 No.16073875 File: 129 KB, 405x882, Tenderloveandbully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would like to remind everyone to not forget to tease and bully their new Kikimora once a day in order to achieve maximum maid effeciency.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:12:51 2016 No.16073876 >>16073725 I wouldn't say 'immune' More like 'desensitized'

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:13:17 2016 No.16073878

>>16073846
Well it says that they govern the region and can keep track of the region's affairs from their palaces, so it certainly sounds like they are legitimate rulers. Its just that most of their commands would be issued through their servants. If you want a direct audience with one you usually need to be married to withstand the cold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:13:26 2016 No.16073880 >>16073875 I treat my maids with proper respect, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:14:37 2016 No.16073882 >>16073875 Kikimoras are not for bullying. They are for head pats and making mothers out of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:15:07 2016 No.16073885 >>16073875 What? Obviously, the best way of ensuring maximum efficiency is adjusting her pay such that it's proportional to how well she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:15:26 2016 No.16073886 >>16073855 She can alert other monsters to humans in distress (future husbands) in her domain, so they would have reason to hang around her. Not to mention there's a charybdis style scenario around her immediate presence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:15:31 2016 No.16073887 Is it possible for a man to be some sort of magnet for a species or personality?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:15:44 2016 No.16073888 >>16073575 And here I thought he was only ours. Those filthy whore boards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:18:27 2016 No.16073892 >>16073887 Species I kind of doubt. Personality yes in the normal way. Sadistic dominant monsters are probably going to naturally seek out masochistic men and so on. Probably something to do with mana and all that stuff.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:22:14 2016 No.16073900
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>>16073880
>>16073882
>>16073885
That is completely understandable. Instead I shall recommend everyone to take a roomba-maid in. It would reduce the workload of your maid and result in an even cleaner household.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:22:45 2016 No.16073904

>>16073875
Exactly! Never compliment your kikimora or else she'll get lazy and expect more for less.

Never give her more headpats than necessary or she'll start slacking off and coming to you during work hours to negotiate a head pat salary.

Cuddling should be reserved for new years and birthdays. If you cuddle her for anything else she'll start thinking that she can get more if she begs hard enough.

Next thing you know you've got the unions up your ass demanding weekly cuddle sessions and other nonsense.

I always yell at my kiki to keep moving or else she goes in the broom closet and I'll be buying a roomba, that keeps her on her toes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:22:52 2016 No.16073906 >>16073875 So I should taint the carpet with red wine?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:24:35 2016 No.16073914 >>16073900 I have an Elf maid. She's a former princess. I didn't even ask for her she just showed up one day. She keeps saying I enslaved her and I'm going to "have my way with her". I keep trying to get her to leave but nothing works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:24:39 2016 No.16073915 >>16073900 I would be fine with an Automaton maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:25:47 2016 No.16073918 >>16073900 >you will never have a Kikimora, a Shoggoth, and a Roomba Automaton all fight for your affection

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:25:50 2016 No.16073919 >>16073887 I like to think that, since we usually portray the mgs as lovey and loyal, that they somehow know when a man is adequate for them, call it magics, aura, scent or whatever. Doms with subs, fighters with other fighters, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:26:55 2016 No.16073926 File: 1.05 MB, 1194x1579, the anubis president wants some suggestions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073563 What MGs would work best for Fall and/or Summer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:28:16 2016 No.16073929 >>16073918 Be careful with that. You might cause the ultimate maid wars. Be insanely careful though if you have those three, a Titania, a Demon and a Dark mage.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:29:53 2016 No.16073936

>>16073598
>you become an emotionless husk with completely passionless sex with her
>your entire reason and goals for even meeting her have been lost with your heart
>hey but at least you two have alot of time to get to know each other

Honestly, I kind of would like that as a fantasy. I also like the cold and I do know the feeling of working towards something for so long you forget the reasons why you started nor why you are still going.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:30:44 2016 No.16073941 >>16073929 >ultimate maid wars I'll pay money to see this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:30:55 2016 No.16073942 >>16073692 Over the counter drugs and conversation.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:32:42 2016 No.16073949

>>16073926
I'm drawing a blank for Autumn, but Summer evokes images of a beach episode.

That means mermaids, nereids, scyllas, merrows, sea bishops, sea slimes, kelps, cute cancers, possibly krakens and any number of aquatic monstergirls that aren't pinging at the moment.

Also I'm pretty sure that's a new, original Latenight image. Is that you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:32:53 2016 No.16073950 Hey Anon, please remember that you are a great husbando and fatheru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:34:26 2016 No.16073960 >>16073936 Sex heals both your frozen hearts anon, you'd be back to your old self in no time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:35:38 2016 No.16073966 File: 694 KB, 700x1158, CYAvpSjUwAExLMW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:36:40 2016 No.16073971 >>16073926 I love the way you draw outfits Latenight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:36:58 2016 No.16073974 >>16073926 Fall is for spooky girls, Trolls and Autumn Alraunes and Dryads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:36:58 2016 No.16073975 >>16073950 Factually wrong

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:37:28 2016 No.16073976

>>16073926
Ah, thought of something for Autumn immediately after >>16073949

Theme would be Harvest. Anon with his back bent under a sack of rice/grain/subsistence crop. Likely pestered by the neighbouring Troll, Holstaurs, P'Orcs, Cockatrices and assorted agricultural monstergirls. Possibly even Inaris and other Zipangu deity monsters since they are arguably gods of the harvest. I know Inaris can be worshipped as harvest gods.

Alternatively, harvest festival in Zipangu and Anon is taking a seat during festivities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:38:11 2016 No.16073978 >>16073936 That does make me wonder, what happens if you and your ice-queen waifu are completely incompatible but she refuses to let you go because she's always been alone and the thought of you leaving is too much for her to bear?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:39:54 2016 No.16073985 >>16073936 >completely passionless sex It's the opposite isn't it? You become so starved for affection that you sex her with wild abandon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:41:37 2016 No.16073990 >>16073904 I read that as 'onions up the ass'

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:42:18 2016 No.16073993 >>16073926 Kikis because they are the ones that sweeps the leaves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:44:13 2016 No.16073999 >>16073966 Go on...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:44:30 2016 No.16074002 File: 350 KB, 550x1200, 1476823324103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a Shortstack Automaton use in combat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:45:17 2016 No.16074006 >MFW liking erotic horror and writing >MFW last time doing it in here people got mad >MFW MFW better shitpost Norse Gods

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:47:20 2016 No.16074012 >>16074006 does the erotic horror in question have bad ends?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:47:23 2016 No.16074013 >>16074006 Fuck off Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:48:04 2016 No.16074017 >>16074002 The Big Guns

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:48:17 2016 No.16074018 >>16074002 The plates on her hips slide up to reveal heat seeking missiles and her thighs contain more ammo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:48:24 2016 No.16074019 File: 105 KB, 1080x1110, 1477045992835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:49:16 2016 No.16074023 >>16074002 >no shortstack Automaton with a height complex who uses nothing but huge guns and cannons

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:49:27 2016 No.16074024 >>16074002 Bazookas, Grenade launchers and Beam Bazookas.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:51:09 2016 No.16074028

The Ice Queen entry is pretty boring but to honest a lot of popular monsters like the Apophis are pretty shit if you just go by the entry (95% of it is just their war with the Pharaohs). Time will tell if fan art and thread canon will make them more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:52:36 2016 No.16074034 >>16073900 Given the choice, I would have just gone with a Roomba maid in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:52:59 2016 No.16074036 >>16074002 >breast plate splits open down the crevice in the middle to reveal two napalm slicked flamethrowers

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:53:21 2016 No.16074040 >>16074024 Would beam weaponry exist in the MGE?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:53:49 2016 No.16074042 >>16074028 Threadcanon could fix them, but they wouldn't really be Ice Queens anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:55:08 2016 No.16074046 >>16073926 My suggestion is that I want to cuddle the Anubis president!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:57:05 2016 No.16074053 >>16074013 Make me. >>16074012 Questionable ends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:57:19 2016 No.16074055 >>16074040 Gremlins.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:58:32 2016 No.16074062

>>16073960
Yeah the heartwarming part is the peak and it makes me feel all giddy inside
>>16073978
Mamano man fixes all things, including relationships involving people who have no business in being a couple. Though in that case who is the Lima to the Stockholm is a bit of a conundrum.
>>16073985
Yes you are right, I was wrong, your answer provides a much more pleasant alternative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:59:21 2016 No.16074066 >>16074040 >beam weaponry in MGE >concentrated aphrodisiac laser that only destroys clothes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:02:12 2016 No.16074076 >>16074055 Well then. >>16074066 Accounting for the presence of magical DE infused gems in the MGE, I could see Gremlins developing experimental weaponry that uses them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:04:27 2016 No.16074083 >>16074055 >There will be no art of Cyclops and Gremlins trying to out do each other with bigger and better weapons, tools and architectural monuments

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:05:49 2016 No.16074087 File: 87 KB, 538x618, 6db8df404d08b7a589c3cc5b4eebbcae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna dare a dragon that she cant spend 1 day plugged up after relentlessly milking me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:06:14 2016 No.16074089 File: 489 KB, 701x980, 1473141598739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sad that wolfus aren't real

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:09:42 2016 No.16074106 >>16074087 I wanna dare my Dragon to spend one week without getting near me! >>16074089 Wolfus are sad that you aren't real.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:10:54 2016 No.16074112

What would happen if an ice-queen were to move in next door to you?

>Thermostat has to be constantly on in order to off-set her natural coolness
>Servants and opportunistic monstergirls constantly in your yard and neighborhood waiting for you to open your door and open your pants
>Car accidents massively increase due to the constant blizzard and slippery roads
>Have to hire someone to insulate and winter-proof your house if you previously lived in a tropical or temperate climate

What other nuisances occur by living near an Ice-Queen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:14:37 2016 No.16074129 >>16074112 Unbearable loneliness, I'd guess. So nothing much changes.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:19:44 2016 No.16074158
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What is more potent between a Basilisk gaze and the Manticore venom?

i need the answer for research purposes, a better question would be, which one would you rather get molested by for a full week of these two girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:20:44 2016 No.16074163 >>16073769 That's ridiculous anon. Latex transformation is an unholy abomination and should be purged with great prejudice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:20:53 2016 No.16074164 >>16074019 Dat belly tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:21:33 2016 No.16074168 >>16074158 Both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:22:04 2016 No.16074172 >>16074158 I think that a Basilisk's gaze is stronger. As for your other question, I'd probably go with the manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:22:29 2016 No.16074176 >>16074158 Manticore sounds painful Basilisk at the very least is a good girl who dindu nuffin wrong she was just using her pheromones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:22:43 2016 No.16074179 >>16074112 My knee would be in continuous pain from the constant cold exposure

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:23:03 2016 No.16074182 >>16074158 Basilisk gaze is pretty much unparalleled. I'd also choose the Basilisk. I'm not much into sadists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:23:47 2016 No.16074189 >>16074158 I wonder if people know the backstory behind that manticore in particular. She's supposed to be the head of a fetish club or something iirc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:25:25 2016 No.16074194 >>16074158 Will the manticore cuddle with me afterwards?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:26:22 2016 No.16074201

>>16074189
>She's supposed to be the head of a fetish club or something
I know what that's supposed to mean, but now I can't help but imagine a Dom Club in MGC high filled with sadistic girls like Manticores, Dark Elves and the like.
I want to be their boytoy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:27:04 2016 No.16074205 >>16074042 Thread canon twisted a lot of monsters to not be what they are. It happened with anubis, dragon, hellhound. I doubt it will happen with ice queen but theres no real telling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:28:06 2016 No.16074208 >>16074053 >Questionable ends. As long as you don't go full guro or snuff i say go for it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:28:45 2016 No.16074212 >>16074201 Where do I join?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:30:45 2016 No.16074222 >>16074205 >anubis Yeah, I'll give you that one. >dragon How so? They still seem to be depicted as tough & proud. >hellhound Not really. That gets called out all the time.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:30:46 2016 No.16074223

that was before when CYOAs were a big thing here. People would accept a single individual monstergirl having a different personality in a cyoa and then after the story had finished that personality was seen as the default for the species. Nowadays where the threads are so quiet I doubt you'll get a story that can sway people's opinion of a single monstergirl species so terribly in one direction anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:33:59 2016 No.16074234 >>16074223 meant to link to >>16074205 >>16074222 The worst victim were wurms, they got turned into puppies when they were supposed to be vicious and somewhat dim.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:35:12 2016 No.16074239

>>16074222
>They still seem to be depicted as tough & proud.
Some of the time. I think it's just that they get posted alot by alot of different people and so they have little solid characterization in thread canon. You can have kuudere dragons or onee chan dragons or all sorts of stuff
Hellhounds are basically just werewolves with a coat of black paint now. I mean going by the profile while they are affectionate they don't tend to do headpats or so on, they usually just express affection through raping someone until they can't talk

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:36:08 2016 No.16074243 File: 103 KB, 817x1001, 1458744834753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074168 >>16074172 >>16074176 >>16074182 Basilisk lovers where u at?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:37:34 2016 No.16074251

>>16074239
>I mean going by the profile while they are affectionate they don't tend to do headpats or so on
The main difference is they see you as something precious they need to protect since "obviously" (to them) a human can't do it themselves.
But they will always see men as weaker than MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:44:19 2016 No.16074285 >>16074243 I like the Basilisk. Lamias should be yanderes that are obsessive about monogamy. I honestly dislike the Apophis and the Echidna and how neither entry really fits with the rest of the lamia family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:44:30 2016 No.16074286 >>16074158 >Manticore >Kurumi manticore nope nope nope nope nooooooooooooooope

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:45:18 2016 No.16074289 If you're the covenentor to an elemental please remember to exercise moderation in the bedroom to prevent them turning into a dark elemental and corrupting the land into a dark demon realm.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:45:44 2016 No.16074294
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>>16074251
>Hellhounds give you the headpats
>with her big meaty paws
>and claws
>that can both be heated up for maximum comfy
excellent
my head will never be itchy ever again

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:47:00 2016 No.16074299 >>16074285 >dislikes Apophis and Echidna You done it now with your shit taste, them's fighting words anon, I dare say grape snakes are as yandere as the shirohebis, and the Echidnas need a strong man so he makes a good father.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:47:06 2016 No.16074300

>>16074239
I feel a little bad for Hellhounds. I know they are just tough love dogs that rape the shit out of you and then the cuddles that comes afterwards are heavenly, but I only see them as someone who would just rape and humiliate me before throwing me away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:47:28 2016 No.16074305 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1435627685777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074294 I wanna touch her paw pads!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:48:40 2016 No.16074310 File: 619 KB, 1600x2000, Kanachiro - don't waste it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074305 her paw pads will touch you first in very weird places

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:49:20 2016 No.16074315

>>16074300
You should go have a reread of the profile sometime.
>The sex is extremely rough and wild, but they don't cause pain and agony for men through it.
>they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:49:42 2016 No.16074317 >>16074310 >you will never 'get weird' with a Hellhound

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:50:58 2016 No.16074323

>>16074208
>Full guro or snuff
I may be a passive-aggressive shitheel but even I know what is and isn't taboo, Anon, at least give me that much credit. I wouldn't proactively shitpost with anything furry/scat/guro/snuff unless it was on TFT or /d/, because both of those sites are degenerate pieces of muff garbage.

I will shitpost with breeding, though. Ferocious, wanton breeding that shows the ultimate of joining together in the flesh. To make a babby.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:51:08 2016 No.16074325

>>16074300
Exactly this.

If rape is literally the only language you speak then I think we're just too different for each other.

I want rape and the tender love that follows afterward like cuddling and snuggling and the look in her eyes when you're walking down the street and a girl looks at you and it's like a nuclear bomb just went off in her iris and her grip tightens and she pulls you close so that her scent will be forever engrained in your flesh and nobody will ever doubt that you two are a couple.

Rapedog with some humiliation thrown in the mix feels wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:51:12 2016 No.16074327 File: 563 KB, 2048x1862, 1461454792433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074310 That's perfectly okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:51:39 2016 No.16074329 File: 1.23 MB, 1529x997, good work president.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073949 >>16073974 >>16073976 >>16073993 Thanks for the suggestions! >>16073971 Thanks! >>16074046 Only on break.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:53:04 2016 No.16074332 >>16074325 >humiliation What the fuck are you getting this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:53:53 2016 No.16074336 >>16074329 I wonder, how do you feel about doll or mechanical joints?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:54:00 2016 No.16074340 File: 905 KB, 1200x1200, 1478483640863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This monster is never posted or discussed on the MG threads whats her species anons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:54:20 2016 No.16074342 File: 164 KB, 400x612, 1455767178825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073725 Here, have a tiny Ice Queen story written in like half an hour. http://pastebin.com/45HqM6Qi I should've been writing more Victoria

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:54:51 2016 No.16074343 >>16074329 I want to massage her exposed shoulders

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:55:12 2016 No.16074346 >>16074342 Fuck off Losenis

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:55:41 2016 No.16074349 >>16074340 Those head pauldrons better only be for show, because if those are prevalent on the Chimaera species as a whole I'd be pretty salty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:55:49 2016 No.16074350 >>16074329 Be back soon bud, don't want anything to happen to the other board whores, do you? >>16074342 Yes you should.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:56:36 2016 No.16074356 >>16074329 Oh yeah thanks for that cute dragon. You really made me happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:56:38 2016 No.16074357 File: 97 KB, 526x1000, 1455478836489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074329 That's a pretty schedule dog

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:57:23 2016 No.16074360 >>16074346 Fuck off Anonymous

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:59:17 2016 No.16074368 >>16074349 For what reason? the first thing that comes to my mind when i see a manticore is DOOM baron of hell,motherfuckers are scary on groups

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:59:18 2016 No.16074369

>>16074340
Too much shit crammed onto a single design.

Plus the fact that they can technically be any mix of monsters means that they technically have no shape or form, and it's up to the writer/artist to design them, in which case it's better to just choose an already existing monstergirl than making one up.

Also the MPD is a shit fetish and would be uncomfortable to live with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:59:30 2016 No.16074371 >>16074332 Look at the my post, I was talking about how I see Hellhounds as violent rape machines that throw you away after use. I know it's not like that, but it's the way I see it. No need to worry though, I don't go around screaming rapey dog.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:59:41 2016 No.16074373

>>16074299
Almost everything people ever talk about when they talk about the Apophis is thread canon or grape snake memes. The entry is completely about their fights with the Pharaoh. Then the last sentence is pretty much p.s. if they find a man they act like a normal monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:01:00 2016 No.16074378 >>16074340 Who is Gargoyle

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:02:51 2016 No.16074388 >>16074285 Neither of those profiles claim they don't like monogamy though, indeed one could claim the opposite. They just don't make special mention of their jealousy, which is just as well as it could get repetitive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:03:38 2016 No.16074392 File: 364 KB, 1280x905, 1452115937856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074340 Cupid, Gandharva and Apsara

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:05:38 2016 No.16074401 >>16074392 Since all those eros monsters are going to be in second encyclopedia I'm hoping there's a section on eros in the second encyclopedia. It would be nice to learn more about best god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:05:55 2016 No.16074402 >>16074310 Jesus fuck... I want to dive into those thighs. >>16074340 Black Harpy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:05:57 2016 No.16074404 >>16074349 Given that Chimaera traditionally have three heads, those pauldrons are there to stay. Which is absolutely retarded.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:06:29 2016 No.16074406

>>16074373
Valid points, which is a shame, and I would have ignored you as a silly Pharaoh shill but the fact that you tackled the instant MILF- just add husband, was kind of stupid. Why wouldn't she be possesive?

Anyway in the end this is simply a taste fight so it's pointless, I would always win.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:07:22 2016 No.16074411
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>>16073936
>Insane Anon "The Chillinator" Johnson goes to see the Ice Queen
>He rushes towards her, despite the cold and frostbite slowing him down
>Ice Queen's guards have no idea whats going on and can't keep up with the madman
>By the time he reaches her he forgets his entire reason for coming to this snow forsaken place
>And his feet are frozen in place within arms reach of the Queen
>Goes for the hug and the Queen waves her guards away
>Bangs her, bangs her good, bangs the chilliness right out of her
>Remembers why he came afterward and the spiraling stupidity of his decision in life that lead up to this
>He wanted to rape the Ice Queen because he always wanted to be with Royalty at least once in life before dying
>Doesn't have the heart to tell anyone, especially not her, even when she asks kindly

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:08:07 2016 No.16074414

>>16074289
Who says it would have to become a dark realm? Polove is according to KC a bright green mamono realm, despite having been made by a dark matter herself, the ultimate dark elemental.

In other words, just try to keep yourself and your elemental from dispositions that can create dark mamono realms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:08:57 2016 No.16074415 File: 268 KB, 1200x815, Kiki Suplex.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16073875

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:08:58 2016 No.16074416

>>16074294
>>16074305
>>16074310
>>16074327
I want to be hunted down and raped to tears by a busty Hellhound!
I want to wake up next to her in her bed only for her to shove my face between her boobs and tell me that I'm her boyfriend now before slowly sliding beneath the covers and molesting my morning wood with her mouth!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:11:01 2016 No.16074422 >>16074404 Judging how part of them is transparent, they appear to be made of mana. Chances are she can make them vanish or reappear at will.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:11:07 2016 No.16074423
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>>16074401
>Eros
>Best God(dess)
Funny thing is in the original Greek myths, Eros was actually the child of Ares and his great-aunt Aphrodite, embodying wild, passionate love. Which means that if Eros is related to Ares in some way in MGE's lore it could possibly mean she had sex so full of passion and love that all that doki-doki transferred to her daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:11:22 2016 No.16074426 >>16074415 Bad kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:13:44 2016 No.16074440 >>16074415 That's it, no more martial arts for you.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:14:38 2016 No.16074449

>>16074369
>Plus the fact that they can technically be any mix of monsters means that they technically have no shape or form, and it's up to the writer/artist to design them, in which case it's better to just choose an already existing monstergirl than making one up.

Technically yes, but designs notably different from the profile one are specified to be atypical.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:15:00 2016 No.16074452 >>16074423 I don't think KC is that good at mythology to have that happen. I'm pretty sure he just wanted a goddess of love and chose Eros because it sounded more erotic.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:15:11 2016 No.16074453

>>16074388
Almost all monsters besides the few harem girls do. But the point is that the Shirohebi, Vanilla lamia, medusa, and Basilisk have entries entirely devoted to how much they are obsessed with their husbands while the other 2 don't. Which is why they are my least favorite lamia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:16:03 2016 No.16074458 >>16074452 Well Eros is also attributed to lust by Freud, if I'm not mistaken.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:16:46 2016 No.16074463

>>16074423
>You'll never be sacrificed to a demigod Daughter of Eros by one of her cults.
>Contrary to what the order told you would happen, you're actually bathed and cleaned thoroughly and left to wait on an incredibly comfortable bed.
>Then a delicious brown girl with hips like you wouldn't believe walks into the room in boner inducing lingerie, looks at you and licks her lips.
>The rest of the night is a blur, but you wake up with her clinging to you and a pounding feeling in your heart.
Fuck.
If you want to see what I'm imagining the lingerie looks like, look up Thin Veil Sexy Lady Lingerie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:17:09 2016 No.16074465 >>16074369 >Succubus body >manticore tail >jabberwock tongue buddies >basilisk eyes there, i just made the lewdest chimera ever prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:17:33 2016 No.16074467 >>16070450 Real talk, did he fuck the Orca?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:18:49 2016 No.16074474 >>16074406 I could care less about the Apophis or the Pharaoh. My top 5 are the: 1. Ghoul 2. Shirohebi 3. Vanilla lamia 4. Medusa 5. Basilisk

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:19:17 2016 No.16074477 >>16074465 Incorrect. >Succubus Body >Holstaur Tits >Cheshire Cat Ass >Manticore Tail >Hellhound Pussy >Basilisk Eyes >Dragon Wings >Yeti Mofu >Ghoul Mouth I'm sure someone could add on to this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:19:51 2016 No.16074479 >>16074474 >Not lamia >Lamia >Lamia >Lamia >Lamia You confuse me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:20:38 2016 No.16074483 >>16074479 I have a blowjob obsession.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:21:14 2016 No.16074485 >>16074369 Chimaeric Automatons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:21:25 2016 No.16074486 >>16074463 >Demigods Not monstergirls, sod off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:22:12 2016 No.16074487 >>16074486 Also canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:24:23 2016 No.16074494 >>16074486 Demigods are practically monstergirls anon. They're like Lilims but Holy, depending on their mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:25:35 2016 No.16074500 >>16074477 >Kej hair >Lich brain (smart, but filled with lewd thoughts)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:26:42 2016 No.16074505 >>16074453 So the ending of the apophis profile (where it says that as lamia family monsters their attachment to their husband is extremely powerful, to the point they even lose all interest in opposing pharaohs) isn't enough to count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:27:19 2016 No.16074510 >>16074485 Isn't that just an upgrade? Or a cyborg I guess could also count.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:31:27 2016 No.16074520 >>16074483 >no solider beetle

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:34:34 2016 No.16074531 >>16072318 >Master, it's time for your weekly testicle cleaning >Please remain calm while I remove them ' T-Thanks based Space Jin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:36:14 2016 No.16074539 >>16074531 His girls titties and overall thickness is sublime, but fuck him and his ballbusting cbt bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:38:00 2016 No.16074547 File: 80 KB, 600x600, necro-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074531 to be fair his necromancer girl is insanely cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:38:05 2016 No.16074548 >>16074531 >>16074539 If thats the story I'm thinking of it's this weird magical stuff because they can just fix them right after. Not sure if that makes it more normal or even weirder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:38:26 2016 No.16074550 >>16074539 I agree, CBT a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:40:01 2016 No.16074555 >>16074547 She looks like she needs to relax.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:40:26 2016 No.16074559 File: 288 KB, 977x1600, 1446582592879.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074547 He just drew her with fuckhuge sweaterpuppies recently, but in turn he has her crushing a dudes family jewels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:41:30 2016 No.16074563 File: 163 KB, 900x718, a3790ff87eb71036f6113d62ec5812ba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074555 Does this face look like it needs to relax?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:42:14 2016 No.16074566 >>16074329 >Only on break. I will happily take any and all opportunities I can!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:43:03 2016 No.16074568 >>16074563 Yes she does. Gonna get her some warm tea and a comfy blanket.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:47:38 2016 No.16074584 >>16074531 I actually really like that one translated part of the story with the witch girl and demon maid if you just stop at the ball busting part. I want something like that with a dark mage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:48:10 2016 No.16074587 >>16074539 >>16074548 >>16074550 I never said it was a bad thing. If you can't take your waifu destroying your balls to show her love for you, you didn't deserve a pair in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:49:01 2016 No.16074591 (You)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:52:29 2016 No.16074603 >>16074591 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:56:29 2016 No.16074613 >>16074603 「ＹＯＵ」 of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:03:21 2016 No.16074639 >Battle No.57 >7% sorted. This is gonna take a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:04:23 2016 No.16074641 >>16074639 It's faster than you think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:05:21 2016 No.16074642 I want to carry a Lich away from her research and into bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:05:55 2016 No.16074643 >>16074642 But liches don't need to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:06:48 2016 No.16074648 Good night anons and take care to burn down the thread. Remember to say your waifus name before you sleep since it makes it easier for her to find you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:07:25 2016 No.16074649 >>16074643 But I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:12:05 2016 No.16074669 >>16074648 what if we're waiting to meet our waifus so we can ask what their names are

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:12:06 2016 No.16074670 >>16074641 Except I have to refresh my memory for a lot of the profiles. There's some in here I never even knew existed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:22:43 2016 No.16074713 Does anyone here like Mindbreak?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:27:02 2016 No.16074727 >>16074713 female mindbreak, yes male mind break can fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:28:07 2016 No.16074730 >>16066873 >fit anubis my boner is confused

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:29:04 2016 No.16074734

>>16074713
Female mindbreak leaves a dirty taste in my mouth, because hentai always manages to bring faceless old men NTR onto the table.

Male mindbreak is a lot better. Waifus making your look at her and her only, being raped into a mindbroken mess in public, it's all good.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:30:43 2016 No.16074739

>>16074713
Depends who's doing it.
If it's the girl getting broken no not really. For one thats overdone to the millionth degree at this point and it isn't even really all that hot to begin with.
A guy getting mindbroken I've seen in all of two doujins that I can think of. There definitely needs to be more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:31:16 2016 No.16074741 >>16074713 Depends. It's damn near impossible to find a mind break doujin that doesn't include NTR and/or one girl taking 8 dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:31:58 2016 No.16074745 >>16074713 What about healing a broken mind?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:32:59 2016 No.16074750 >>16074713 What about Mindfix

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:33:39 2016 No.16074753 >>16074745 >>16074750 That's great, so long as the reason it's necessary doesn't involve two dozen dicks.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:33:56 2016 No.16074755

>>16074713
Depends on a lot of things.

If it's a girl getting mindbroken then I need to feel that she deserves it, like she needs to be a real bitch who otherwise would continue being a bitch and mindbreak is the best alternative.

If it's a guy then I need to understand the motivation behind why they'd do it. Is it a loving yandere waifu who can't stand to let him go? That's cool. Is it a group of rapists who will treat him like a semen dispenser for the rest of his life? I can kinda understand. Is it just for shits and giggles? Weird, not really my style.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:35:49 2016 No.16074762 >>16074753 More like two dozen dirty old women.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:37:04 2016 No.16074770

>>16074713
Depends on the degree. I hate it when it turns people into drooling sex machines. But the more subtle kind that keeps the personality intact while awakening the victim's sexual desire is delicious. Although that's less 'mindbreak' and more 'falling for the D', come to think of it.

I just hate it when a perfectly good character and personality are wasted. I want prideful knights to fiercely resist the 'D' but end up falling in love with it. They would uphold chivalric values and continue to pursue justice but go completely dere with need when he whips it out. Of course she'll continue to deny it and say she's 'keeping his criminal lust from harming others' or that she's 'sacrificing her body for the greater good' before completely falling into depravity and marrying him as his lawfully wedded wife and bearing his children.

Mindbreak that literally breaks the woman is no fun. It's such a waste of perfectly good woman to use one up like a condom and throw her away when she's no longer useful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:37:20 2016 No.16074773 >>16074762 Either one puts it into the garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:38:35 2016 No.16074777 >>16074734 is there such a thing like dual mindbreak? both parties breaking the other?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:41:08 2016 No.16074787 >>16074777 Sounds hot.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:41:21 2016 No.16074790

>>16074777
That's pretty much what happens when you fuck an ice-queen.

The ice inspired loneliness twists your mind until you can only think of fucking her, simultaneously the demon energy defrosts her heart and she can only thing of fuck you.

Afterwards both of you become so attached that neither is able to bear being apart from the other and fuck all day long on her icethrone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:44:22 2016 No.16074805 >>16074777 Sounds like that gif that gets posted on /h/ and /gif/ of this one hentai. Wild, uncontrollable, and continuous sex to the point where the girl just goes full retard mid-coitus

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:46:11 2016 No.16074812 >>16074790 was thinking along those lines >MG craves anon love and semen >anon craves MG love and mating sessions >cue furious fugging sessions every day

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:47:26 2016 No.16074819 >>16074777 That's called falling in love.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:51:11 2016 No.16074826

>>16074770
This. There's nothing worse than a character with ideals and an actual personality get destroyed because of a couple of faceless rapists or a good fuck. It's worse than loli rape.

The only emotion that I get out of those doujins is a shonen protagonist's desire to protect people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:55:41 2016 No.16074838 >>16074487 >Demi-Gods are canon >Implying you'd want male Demi-Gods to go with the females just to be hilariously shit >Implying they aren't just normal human bean looking with enhanced attributes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:57:22 2016 No.16074844 File: 240 KB, 640x860, 715e05eea3defa9e0755c21a58dcd50d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flat loli Holsts are freaks of nature.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:58:04 2016 No.16074847

>>16074777
There was an interesting one in Bible Black Zero. A guy uses a charm on a dyke he had a one-sided crush on to make her his woman. Later he starts feeling guilty and so doesn't fuck her so much.

Charmed girl thinks he's losing interest in her so she goes full yandere and asks the witches that gave him the charm in the first place to make her a charm that makes him crazy for her and her alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:00:07 2016 No.16074853 >>16074844 anon she's still growing stop being such an asshole

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:02:49 2016 No.16074860

>>16074838
I don't know about other people, but I was just assuming they kinda operated on the same "daughters only" rule that monstergirls do.
Also, y'know, supernatural powers and ethereal beauty.
The first one I remember being theorized about was a daughter of Ares and she was basically a very tall Super Amazon that was chained up and worshiped by Amazons.
A Daughter of Eros might have traits of any of Eros' monstergirl servants. Maybe she'd even basically be a Super Apsara given that Apsaras are a creation of Eros.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:03:51 2016 No.16074863

>>16074777
It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but thats one of my favorite aspects of MGE. The bits from the encyclopedias and world guide describe how a monster can give superhuman pleasure and also how they're crazy sensitive themselves. Like fallen maidens describes the girls just climaxing over and over in the process and the dude losing it as well.
I kind of want to write a story about a human couple who get corrupted while having sex in a demon realm and the two of them just absolutely losing it.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:04:13 2016 No.16074864

>>16073598
Lame. At least other monster girls love you for you. Ice Queen only loves you because you were the fist cock inside her. The man who owns it doesn't matter. Also I see no reason to try and melt a cold girl. If I was going to actively pursue a girl, in a world where men are the persued, I'd go for a Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:05:18 2016 No.16074867 >>16074713 The only type of mindbreak I like is consensual. 95% of the time its just part of some ntr rape doujin, i want to see a husband and wife have sex and the husband fuck the wife so good she passes out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:06:28 2016 No.16074870 >>16074844 How did she make that milk if she's got no teats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:07:17 2016 No.16074875 >>16074844 Flat holsts are an oxymoron, like military intelligence or a busty bapho

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:07:55 2016 No.16074876 >>16074870 It's her mama's. Gotta drink up to grow big and busty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:09:24 2016 No.16074886 >>16074870 her daddy's got a special udder between his legs that makes all the milk she needs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:10:23 2016 No.16074892 File: 30 KB, 500x359, 1474411499921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16074860 >Daughter of Ares >Giving that shitty shoggocks shit any notice

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:10:31 2016 No.16074894 >>16074886 No. No dicking the daughteru. Especially not Holstaurs, you're going to stunt her growth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:12:06 2016 No.16074898 >>16074894 >Especially not Holstaurs, you're going to stunt her growth. This categorically false, all that extra spirit energy will have her producing early.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:12:15 2016 No.16074900 >>16074892 Hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but Ares is a canon goddess in MGE. Also you can't blame things you don't like on Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:13:16 2016 No.16074904 >>16074900 Fuck that, I'll blame everything I don't like on Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:14:23 2016 No.16074907 >>16074904 Well at least have the courtesy not to waste images doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:15:07 2016 No.16074908 >>16074900 Fucking watch me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:16:56 2016 No.16074913 >>16074908 Sure, I'll watch you. While my Demi-god Waifu sits in my lap and I clean her wings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:20:02 2016 No.16074933 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, put dire jinkos in skirts or frilly dresses

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:20:37 2016 No.16074936 >>16074913 Everything is his fault, he's a shitty greentext spewing Bob carpet munching failure. Even Alp as a Finngolian is more useful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:22:33 2016 No.16074944 >>16074936 Get it all out anon. I'm sure someone will care one day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:23:22 2016 No.16074948 >>16074933 I don't like dire monstergirls, or musclegirls in general.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:23:28 2016 No.16074949 >>16074933 I'd rather a dire umi osho I like giant turtles

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:24:34 2016 No.16074952 >>16074948 why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:25:36 2016 No.16074956 Can you imagine all the weird fetish blogs that would exist if monster girls were real?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:26:08 2016 No.16074961 >>16074952 If I had to guess, it's because they're too masculine for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:29:46 2016 No.16074980 >>16074956 >Polynesian Cuddling >Virgin Hunting >Minutely Scheduled Sex >a blog dedicated to creep shots of cute anons on public transport >the photos keep getting closer and closer until one fine morning you feel a hand on your butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:29:54 2016 No.16074981 >>16074956 >All those blogs about white girls breeding just with black guys that are probably all just troll blogs meant to bait /pol/acks >except with monsters

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:30:38 2016 No.16074984

>>16073598
She really lives up to her name
I like how you have to go on a quest-like adventure to seduce her although it would have been better if there was one last hurdle to overcome before she thaws for you, something like making her cum while she is still completely emotionless

>they hardly ever go outside their palaces
So she's basically a NEET, you can't even say that ruling the snow land is her job since all she does is feeling lonely and watch other people fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:31:48 2016 No.16074990 >>16074981 I don't think I want that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:34:55 2016 No.16075001 File: 246 KB, 600x800, 1435968706238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope Anon gets cornered by a gang of Alley Cat Girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8KFJn_WjHQ

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:34:56 2016 No.16075003

>>16074956
>My alping process (Includes photos before/after)
>Unsuspecting husband gets fed demon world fruits
>Replacing my wife's soy milk with holstaurus milk
>How I became a werewolf by K-9
>Cute guys you'd rape if they weren't already taken
>How to import a husband for CHEAP!!!
>Learning to cope with your undead wife's special smells
>Dr. Scalelove or how I learned to stop being afraid and love lamias

There's really an infinite number of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:36:16 2016 No.16075009 >>16074981 >blog about white boys breeding just with black/brown girls Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:37:13 2016 No.16075015 >>16075003 >>How to import a husband for CHEAP!!! Made me think of those imported russian wife scans >Lonely Russian Shota Nees Your Love!

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:37:43 2016 No.16075016

>>16074990
>Some weird demon or other extremist monster running it
>talks about the evil of normal human and the order
>constant stream of horrible dialog captions
>always about breeding with monsters and never with humans
>the superiority of monster vagina
>gets put on a bunch of internet cringe complitions
>no one can tell if its serious or just bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:40:03 2016 No.16075027 >>16075009 I was thinking more monsters vs humans as opposed to black vs white monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:40:27 2016 No.16075030 >>16074990 >Check /r9k/ >The entire first row are webms of strong muscular monstergirls holding down men and raping them in several positions >"How can human girls even compete?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:40:39 2016 No.16075031 >>16075001 I'll fight them all off!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:41:08 2016 No.16075032 >>16075030 Anon stop my sides hurt

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:41:23 2016 No.16075034

>>16075009
>We Wuz Queens blog run by a "woke" Khepri dedicated to revealing that all human boys were made by an ancient pharaoh to provide her followers perfect husbandos, and that the danuki/succubi/demon lord stole them from their rightful brown masters

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:41:37 2016 No.16075035 >>16075015 I still would like my mail order, Siberian Jinko from the snowy wastes. If only to scare the hell out of the neighbors with my giant kitty cat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:41:48 2016 No.16075036 >>16075015 so many Monster girls would fall for this...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:43:19 2016 No.16075043 >>16075035 >"I am pleased to be meeting you, husband. You will impregnate me and together we will uphold superior family values, yes?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:44:18 2016 No.16075047 >>16075030 Would the second row be muscular monster girls being tenderly loved in the missionary position?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:44:56 2016 No.16075051 >>16075043 Bah, where's that image of latenight's giant jinko in the gym with Anon when you need it?

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:47:10 2016 No.16075060

>>16075043
>he fell for the conservative russian woman meme

>>16075047
>human boy hate thread
>500+ posts on why all men are fucking teases and should be made state property
>that one danuki who keeps posting videos of herself in a BMW, promising a day of reckoning against all the cunt teases who fuck sluts instead of the Supreme Gentlewoman

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:48:45 2016 No.16075064

>>16075051
>"Husband you are lack upper body strength. How will you carry our strong, beautiful daughters? Come. We will lift."
>>16075060
>>he fell for the conservative russian woman meme
I'll fall for any meme about conservative women, a man can dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:49:37 2016 No.16075068 >>16074981 >SNAKED.com becomes the most popular porn website >Hundreds of copycat pop up and all gain in popularity >They all feature the same kind of dialogue where the man talks about how he will never be able to go back to human pussy after this

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:49:46 2016 No.16075069

>>16075047
Fuck no

The entire second row would be threads made by slug girls and bug girls complaining that god hates them because they were born as unpopular monstergirls and will never get laid.

Then you'd have specific feel threads

>Tfw as a mantis I can never hug my husbando without hurting him
>TFW born cancer and always look like a loli being spit out of a crab
>tfw cucked from my childhood friend by succubi stacy
>When is the beta monstergirl uprising happening?
>tfw want to tenderly love my oneitis but he's too busy getting raped by jinko's every morning
>Suicide thread: Best way for centaurs to kill themselves painlessly? The rope broke last time and pills are too expe-

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:50:28 2016 No.16075075

>>16074956
>weird fetish blogs about monsterization
>target human girls as well as men
>rave about how much better sex feels, and how much better they can make their husband feel
>testimonials from ex human monsters
>weird captioned pics with monsters talking about how amazing their new scales/wings/paws/whatever feel
>confessions from 'human male' anons about how they're so glad their wife turned monster and recommend it to everyone

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:51:49 2016 No.16075080 >>16075069 >>Tfw as a mantis I can never hug my husbando without hurting him But can't they retract their arm blades?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:53:14 2016 No.16075088 >>16075080 They just say that so they can be chuuni, pretend to be warriors who can never know love to seem mysterious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:54:39 2016 No.16075094 >>16075088 That's dumb. That Mantis is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:55:41 2016 No.16075099 So where would the webms of muscular monsters being tenderly loved posted?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:56:18 2016 No.16075103 >>16075099 in /love/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:56:52 2016 No.16075104 Anon would you do weird monster supremecy fetish porn with your waifu if a tanuki offered big bucks if you did? You just need to pretend to be meeting for the first time and then have her have sex with you and ham it up a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:58:59 2016 No.16075109 >>16075104 There isn't a single intimate thing I could do with my waifu that a tanuki could pay me to make pubic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:59:29 2016 No.16075111 >>16075104 Only you want a performance worthy of a death scene from Enter the Ninja

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:00:06 2016 No.16075113

>>16075104
My waifu and I would relish the change of pace! Especially if she gets ot wear a tight-fitting latex not!Nazi uniform. Our daughteru might get jealous, but I think it would mess with the film's continuity if the monstergirl I supposedly have never met has a kid with me already.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:01:39 2016 No.16075119

>>16075069
Even the least popular species would still score more than human women
/r9k/ would be filled with bitter human women complaining about how they have to be wagecucks, how they'll never fuck a Chad and how they'd even marry an ugly guy if he worked for her

>>16075104
I'd even do it for free
Maybe people would stop being scared of Mindflayers if there was porn of them showing their true nature

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:02:02 2016 No.16075121 >>16075113 >a tight-fitting latex not!Nazi uniform ok, fuck you KDF that's sexy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:02:34 2016 No.16075125 >>16075104 As long as it includes a human woman getting NTR'd by a superior monster buck. Take me to the interspecies breeding grounds Louis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:03:58 2016 No.16075129 >>16075111 >>16075113 >>16075119 >Actively encouraging other men to see your wife's naked body and get off to her >Implying your waifu is okay with other monstergirls seeing your naked body and getting off to you Makes me glad 2017 isn't real.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:04:31 2016 No.16075131

>>16075104
>tfw the lizardgirl you're supposed to fuck is also an amateur and is sweating spaghetti when you meet
>keeps stuttering and forcing the camera to rewind so the scene can start from zero
>When it's action time she won't stop hyperventilating from seeing you naked
>The rape scene is ruined because she keeps cumming the moment she puts the tip inside her
>By the time you finally cum her crotch is slick with female lubricant and her cheeks are burning red from the shame
>The pleasure is such that she forgets her lines and starts fucking you for real halfway through on camera
>When you're finally finished you're told that she actually isn't paid for her work, she begged the tanuki to let her be in the movie
>she chases you down four flights of stairs and into the streets in order to thank you for helping her lose her virginity and wondering if you're interested in hanging out

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:05:16 2016 No.16075135 >>16075121 I don't know why that's 'fuck you', but yes that sort of uniform is quite sexy! >>16075129 We're getting paid big bucks by the Tanuki anon, money speaks louder than a bunch of lonely men/monsters who we'll probably never meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:05:33 2016 No.16075137 >>16075119 >Single bait thread that constantly gets replies >OP image of a prisoner fruit >"Remember, the loneliness can end if you just take the bite" >countless rage filled replies

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:06:56 2016 No.16075141 >>16075135 >Money speaks louder than intimacy and integrity Humanity needs to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:07:53 2016 No.16075149 >>16075141 Humanity needs to eat to survive, and memes can't keep a man feed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:09:37 2016 No.16075154 >>16075141 Maybe, if you're a weenie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:10:30 2016 No.16075156 >>16075129 There is nothing wrong with this, public sex is a very common thing with monster girls And the video wouldn't be intended for people to jerk off to it, it'd be more like a piece of art

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:10:46 2016 No.16075158 >>16075104 Sure why not, as long as that Tanuki doesn't scam me out of my hard-earned slut money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:11:49 2016 No.16075162 >>16075003 >Unsuspecting husband gets fed demon world fruits That sounds kinda hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:13:16 2016 No.16075163 >>16075149 >My only income comes from making porn What are you, a whore? >>16075156 Public sex is for degenerates.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:13:49 2016 No.16075168
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>>16075158
>At the end of the filming it turns out that your costar was actually promised a husband for her participation
>You are her payment, and the film was actually your consumation of your marriage

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:14:29 2016 No.16075169 >>16075163 On a serious note there are quiet a few species who are into in. Amazons are the most notable but there are others as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:14:51 2016 No.16075170 >>16072716 So is anyone actually reading this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:16:25 2016 No.16075172 >>16075170 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:17:53 2016 No.16075173 >>16075172 Yes. I find it interesting and also hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:17:55 2016 No.16075174 >>16075172 Just checking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:19:59 2016 No.16075180 >>16075173 meant>>16075170

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:23:12 2016 No.16075186 >>16075170 Oh no anon, those 200+ views materialized from thin air actually.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:23:16 2016 No.16075187

>>16075169
Do you think I'm not serious? The public sex aspect of amazons is shit.

If I were to have an amazon waifu, she'd be so powerful and strong that we'd only ever fuck in private. The rest of the tribe will mutter and murmur about the "perverted" nature of our private sex life, knowing deep down that she is so powerful she doesn't need to affirm it before the tribe, because what they think is worthless. They'll turn against her, jealous of her strength and turn inward fucking their husbands in ever more public displays as if to present their own wilted egos to the rest of the tribe while my wife reins in her seat of superiority like some genderbent conan the barbarian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:25:49 2016 No.16075193 >>16073409 You are my nigga

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:28:23 2016 No.16075197

>>16075137
>Multiple threads about how they wish they were born as men
>Hundreds of posts about how they wouldn't have a worry in their have in they had a dick
>That one man hate thread that's always on the board

>>16075163
>>16075187
Calm down, monsters have different values and view sex as a beautiful thing and they're proud to show off how great it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:30:48 2016 No.16075201 >>16075186 Bots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:33:02 2016 No.16075203 >>16075197 >>Hundreds of posts about how they wouldn't have a worry in their life if they had a dick >>16075201 Bots have calmed down a lot recently, there might be 30 to 50 left

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:33:08 2016 No.16075205 >>16075197 Nothing says all monsters must engage in exhibitionism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:37:26 2016 No.16075210 >>16075197 >wouldn't have a worry in their have in they had a dick Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:39:53 2016 No.16075214 >>16072716 I'm readin' this eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:41:00 2016 No.16075216 >>16075214 The longer you wait the longer it gets.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:41:24 2016 No.16075217

>>16073400
B and D, only B would be in full plate armor at all times except for her rest times where she gets out to relax and I get to bathe her. D would be diligent and derisive, making sure that I now about all my appointments, but offering biting remarks whenever I do something stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:42:07 2016 No.16075220 >>16075080 No, they cannot... But they do possess enough dexterity and control over them that they're able to cut through a man's clothes without so much as a paper-thin cut to his skin.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:44:46 2016 No.16075229

>>16075205
I'm not saying they have to
I'm just saying public sex/porn/etc with monster girls wouldn't have the same negative connotations as they do with humans

When an Amazon sees a couple mating she isn't going to stare at the guy's dick and mindlessly masturbate, she's going to get inspired by it and double her efforts to acquire a man of her own

>>16075210
Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:46:05 2016 No.16075233 >>16075220 I'm very sure they can.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:46:55 2016 No.16075234

>>16075229
>When an Amazon sees a couple mating she isn't going to stare at the guy's dick and mindlessly masturbate, she's going to get inspired by it and double her efforts to acquire a man of her own
Good. She can hurry home and fuck her husband harder than ever before. In the privacy of her own bedroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:52:43 2016 No.16075243 File: 111 KB, 520x475, Shit_Opinion_Detected.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's this i smell? generalizations and shit opinions in mgt? >unpossible

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:52:45 2016 No.16075244

>>16075229
>When an Amazon sees a couple mating she isn't going to stare at the guy's dick and mindlessly masturbate, she's going to get inspired by it and double her efforts to acquire a man of her own

That just sounds funny when you consider the role of porn movies in a monstergirl society

>middle school children shown videos of a guy getting raped by an quadruple amputee in order to motivate them in life

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:53:18 2016 No.16075245 >>16074956 >MG version of cum sharking >MGs secretly masturbating in public >consonantly trying to either squirt on unknowing human boys or at least wiping their pussy juice on them >Hot gluing becomes just sticking figures of human boys in side them

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:58:31 2016 No.16075258 >>16075244 >Your daughter comes home from school pumped-up after being shown this video >She announces that she is going to rape her childhood friend tomorrow How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:59:16 2016 No.16075260 >>16075258 Buy a pack of beer so I can give little Billy his first drink when he's become a man.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:59:18 2016 No.16075261

>>16074956
A lot of fetishes wouldn't work in MGE.

Take the dudes on /gif/ who take vids of themselves fucking dolls and sex toys because it's better than fucking a real woman. The reason its better is because you don't have to deal with 3dpd. Monstergirls aren't 3dpd so... no fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:59:31 2016 No.16075262 >>16075258 Pride.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:00:21 2016 No.16075266 >>16075258 Shed a manly tier and offer her a pack of condoms and a pin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:03:24 2016 No.16075274 File: 984 KB, 1000x1412, c5e74812442a7e8d2282c40eaf9d40a4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How monstrous is too monstrous for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:03:44 2016 No.16075277 >>16075258 I didn't raise my kids to be rapists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:05:10 2016 No.16075279 >>16075274 Anything on the torso that isn't just a human torso with human skin. Stuff on the back is okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:07:15 2016 No.16075284 >>16075261 Hey, Doll girls are a real thing anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:08:41 2016 No.16075289 >>16075274 by that one chart, i'd say 85%

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:08:42 2016 No.16075290 >>16075284 Yes but if I may state the obvious, Living dolls are living.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:09:46 2016 No.16075293 >>16074956 Ittan momen watching videos of guys ironing clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:12:32 2016 No.16075301 >>16075293 >Ittan momen prank videos of girls pretending to be clothes getting ironed >Prank fail compilations of Ittan Momen getting thrown in the wash

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:12:59 2016 No.16075303 how would MGs react to /d/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:14:06 2016 No.16075306 >>16075290 Living, but not in the conventional sense. As someone with 70 scale figures and 3 ball-joinetd dolls, I find Living Dolls to be just perfect. And yes, I have fucked one of the dolls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:14:40 2016 No.16075309 File: 565 KB, 784x604, 1376631636979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075303

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:16:11 2016 No.16075313 >>16075303 Some of the tamer stuff like bondage or latex or femdom would be just fine with them. You'd probably get some who are into the more intense stuff, but anything with futa or super extreme body modification would probably put them off.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:17:00 2016 No.16075315

>>16075306
>Living, but not in the conventional sense.
That doesn't matter, they still have all the properties that can make them 3dpd cunts. But they aren't. The only good thing about fucking a doll - the fact that it is not a human girl - is removed when monstergirls come into play. And when neither are 3dpd, there's nothing a doll can offer that a MG can't do better.

Even mamono mana knows this, that's why even if you DO fuck dolls, they'll turn into living dolls anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:18:04 2016 No.16075318 >>16075313 If there are any MGs into pegging, they'll be into futa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:19:39 2016 No.16075320 >>16075318 That's quite a leap you're making there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:20:20 2016 No.16075323 >>16075318 That's retarded. You're retarded anon.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:22:41 2016 No.16075326

>>16075320
>>16075323
What? A dick is just a trapon you can actually feel things with and cum from. It's basically an upgrade. What possible reason could you have to chose a plastic imitation over the real thing?

It's as nonsensical as a man being given a fleshlight made out of plastic, and a magic flesh-portal that links up directly to some succubus pussy, and choosing to fuck the plastic one.

You're both stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:23:26 2016 No.16075327 >>16075326 Moshi-moshi, beito desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:23:51 2016 No.16075329 >>16075318 That's wrong. I wouldn't mind laying on my back and letting my waifu have a little go at me with a floppy fake dong but I, under no circumstances, would want a real dong in me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:24:46 2016 No.16075331 >>16075327 Explain how. >>16075329 I never said YOU'd be into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:27:42 2016 No.16075333 Don't reply to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:32:49 2016 No.16075337 >>16075289 Which chart?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:34:09 2016 No.16075339 >>16075337 He probably meand the dangerously cheezy chart

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:35:00 2016 No.16075342 File: 755 KB, 1200x1400, 1449026638313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look! A fluffy bunny! Let's chase it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:35:53 2016 No.16075344 >>16075339 That's just like a 1-5 scale though. >>16075342 Something seems off here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:37:01 2016 No.16075345 >>16075344 It's either that or the 1-5 of the insect girls which goes like 10% 15% 30% 60% or whatever and ends in a cockroach

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:37:31 2016 No.16075348 >>16075342 >>16075344 >Something seems off here. Don't worry, I got this I'll thoroughly check her once we catch her

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:43:13 2016 No.16075358 >>16075342 I'm going to mount her when I catch her!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:45:41 2016 No.16075363
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I want healing with unconventional girls. Sadists, sex freaks, trolls (the internet type, not actual Trolls), things that would have to actually really try at being sweet & loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:50:40 2016 No.16075371 >>16075363 >Implying a sadist wants to heal you

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:54:02 2016 No.16075378

>>16075363
>No sadistic Arachne to tie you up.
>She'll never slowly and lovingly suck you off over and over again.
>She'll never wrap you up in her threads and cuddle you to sleep.

>>16075371
>Implying a sadist wants a broken husbando
Sadist =/= Abusive bitch

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 01:59:00 2016 No.16075392

>>16075378
noun
1.
Psychiatry. a person who has the condition of sadism, in which one receives sexual gratification from causing pain and degradation to another.
2.
a person who enjoys being cruel.

Sadist does = abusive bitch. Though you're right, no sadist wants a broken husbando. Broken men don't feel emotion as vividly. You'll get more bang for your buck if you heal a broken man only to relish in breaking him again yourself. Now that's sadism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 02:12:00 2016 No.16075436 So now that we've had 4 MGE2 profiles released, do they meet your expectations so far? Do you think your favorite girl out of them will get a good profile?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:03:21 2016 No.16075532 File: 193 KB, 1280x1268, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Before thread gets real quite. Just going to slip in a cute schedule dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:08:05 2016 No.16075542 >>16075532 She seems stressed. Perhaps she'd like a good back or shoulder massage to relax? Maybe a foot rub? Ear rub?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:13:12 2016 No.16075552 >>16075542 Brush her hair and call her pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:17:29 2016 No.16075562 File: 221 KB, 1000x1000, 1464325744179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075552 Can do!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:27:39 2016 No.16075583 >>16075562 Worship the Anubis. Pamper the Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:35:15 2016 No.16075592 Are there any MGs that don't make adorable daughters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:36:20 2016 No.16075593 File: 3.41 MB, 2633x4629, 1471165983027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons are nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:39:10 2016 No.16075597 >>16075593 That there's a Dragon that looks like she's going to take over the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 04:37:08 2016 No.16075679 >>16075593 >Draconia Queen, Deonora >Race: Dragon >"I have been waiting... For a courageous young man like you >If you promise to become my companion, I shall grant you the honor of ruling Draconia together."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 04:38:44 2016 No.16075681 >>16075679 Oh boy, Dragon Cakes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:17:33 2016 No.16075719 What would happen to a lich who sets up her lab close to an Ice Queen's castle? Can she get even colder?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:20:19 2016 No.16075723 >>16075719 >Lich studying semencuntduction at extremely low temperatures

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:27:18 2016 No.16075734 File: 368 KB, 1100x577, 1463418845976.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate winter already. I used to love it as a chubby kid who was never cold. Gimme a Yeti or gimme summer back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:29:28 2016 No.16075736 >>16075734 Summer a shit t. someone who sweats easily

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:30:37 2016 No.16075738 >>16075734 No can do. At least the worst of it isn't upon us yet. Where I live it gets hellish in January and lasts through April.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:30:55 2016 No.16075739 http://larroqm.tumblr.com/post/152788604644 Isn't this the second time someone's done a Hellhound masturbating? Either way I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:36:54 2016 No.16075747 >>16075245 I would so lend a helping hand to those monsters >there is a set of videos of a Cheshire trying to get the hotel staff to help her masturbate

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:54:59 2016 No.16075788 >>16075583 Purely for worship >>16075593 Cute dragon. I want to be dominated by her >>16075734 Summer is shite. Yetis love winter because it's like cuddle season.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:57:42 2016 No.16075794 >>16074956 >Detailed trip reports of an alp describing sex she had before monsterizing and afterwards >Comments section is full of flames from monsters jealous that an alp's having more sex than they are

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:07:29 2016 No.16075812 [SPOILER]

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I'm assembling a task force of the most cynical anons on the planet.

The worst of the worst.

With the express purpose of sending them on highly dangerous missions that will more than likely be one way trips.

A Suicide Squad if you will.

>Maledom Anon, rapist levels of wanting to be "on top", never calls the monster girls he's been with back
>Harem King, over 50 known counts of corrupting Unicorns into Bi-Corns, is considered a danger to the small Unicorn population
>3D a Best Anon, believes 2D girls are terrible and that 3D are vastly superior in every way
>The Cuckler, tricks human men by masquerading as a Paladin girl, turning them into Alps, his "Super Sexuality" keeps him straight despite this
>Crayon Master, when his art fairy died she granted him super powers but in his grief he promised never to improve past crayon art in her honor. Can use crayons to bend reality, if he draws a door on the wall it will lead to the other side of it, ect.

The mission in mind for this "team" is a rogue Ice Queen, she has to be taken care of or the entire region will remain frigid and in her control forever, harming an entire state sized economy, people, ect,

Lives are on the line and it's certain at least one person isn't going to make it back. But who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:13:02 2016 No.16075828 >>16075812 Crayon Master sounds like that one time Grant Morrison was in the Suicide Squad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:18:56 2016 No.16075837 >>16075812 Definitely not the Cuckler, he's going to remain trapped on an icy mountain with a bunch of grumpy alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:22:32 2016 No.16075845 >>16075812 Probably crayon master. He can draw up some campfires to keep warm even if they die out in less than a minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:29:16 2016 No.16075860 File: 98 KB, 785x866, 33788540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075274 Slimes are basically 100% monster, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:30:23 2016 No.16075862 >>16073364 Bubble Slime. cool art, weird concept.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:31:44 2016 No.16075866 >>16075860 Like a bacteria or amoeba.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:32:38 2016 No.16075867 >>16075860 Scientifically speaking, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:32:57 2016 No.16075868 >>16075866 also dubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:33:42 2016 No.16075869 >>16075860 Pretty much, but it's even better if you're cool with their 100% shapeshfting abilities too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:35:37 2016 No.16075873 Shortstack oni are for....

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:36:28 2016 No.16075874 >>16075873 Wandering Zipangu as ronin with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:37:23 2016 No.16075876 >>16075868 Fuck off back to >>>/s4s/

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:38:54 2016 No.16075878 File: 679 KB, 944x1280, Anubis Dress Smile-s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075583 Love the Anubis.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:39:32 2016 No.16075880
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>>16075274
I think I'd be okay with more monstrous girls than most in these threads but I don't exactly have a set limit. It highly depends on the girl herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:40:35 2016 No.16075885 >>16075874 Would she wield a disproportionately large club and act like all the good deeds you do are a bother but still do them anyway? Would she gush about some rescues nekomata kittens offering her some homemade cookies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:40:54 2016 No.16075886 >>16075873 Carrying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:41:39 2016 No.16075887 >>16075885 I imagine adventures with her would be much like that Jaynestown episode from Firefly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:42:08 2016 No.16075888 File: 59 KB, 582x894, e8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:47:48 2016 No.16075899 >>16075878 Gonna touch her velvety soft ears!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:48:37 2016 No.16075900 >>16075899 No, don't touch that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:49:23 2016 No.16075901 >>16075887 Never watched firefly

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:53:10 2016 No.16075906
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>>16075901
You should, it's short due to getting cancelled and the movie that finishes it up isn't too bad.
It's also the source of most of my fantasies when it comes to space travel and mechanic girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:55:40 2016 No.16075910 >>16075887 >Jaynestown Hah, that was a good one. >>16075906 Kaylee was pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:57:11 2016 No.16075912 >>16075906 >>16075910 >Anubis with Kaylee's personality Unfitting, but I want it anyway. I think Latenight's short-haired musical anubis could easily fit the bill too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 06:57:30 2016 No.16075914 >>16075910 Kaylee from Firefly and Winry from FMA are the characters who defined that archetype, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:00:50 2016 No.16075918 >>16075873 Non sexual playing.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:00:55 2016 No.16075919

>>16075900
Gonna touch 'em!

>>16075906
>tfw no space adventures with your monster girl crew
What MG would be a good pilot?

>>16075910
A girl back in high school who I believe had a crush on me looked almost exactly like Kaylee's actress. Shoulda hit that.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:01:36 2016 No.16075922
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>>16075869
I am 500% OK with it.
I'd use her as a bed, a bath, could walk around in a "bodysuit", would immerse myself in her and let her slowly pulse across every pore of my body while whispering lewdly in both ears at once.
She could be anything and everything. I could drink from her body, and she from mine. She could be delicious brown one week and snow white the next, with the proper materials.
I bet with a ton of practice a high level slime could even simulate fluffy tail.
Amorphous waifus are simply the best.
To quote another slime character "It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:03:07 2016 No.16075928 >>16075919 >good pilot Pot Devil. Like Joker from Mass Effect she's not too good at getting around on her own, but boy can she fly the shit out of that ship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:05:34 2016 No.16075931 >>16075922 Slimes are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:09:06 2016 No.16075937 >>16075734 Call Pally and Yeti delivery services and ask for a fluffy girl to keep you warm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:18:02 2016 No.16075951 >>16075937 Do they deliver other species of monsters? I want a Dragon so she can heat me up with her fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:18:03 2016 No.16075952 File: 112 KB, 1077x1075, 1445773565101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snowfall leads to adversity. Adversity builds character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:20:19 2016 No.16075953 >>16075952 This is a mouse on a mission. But what is that mission?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:22:02 2016 No.16075955 >>16075953 It's an Alaskan Filed Mouse. I think she's looking to save some hostages and stop The Ultimate Weapon, METAL GEAR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:23:37 2016 No.16075962 >>16075955 It's a CHEESE GEAR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:26:30 2016 No.16075969 >>16075962 Cheese Gear!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:27:37 2016 No.16075972 File: 189 KB, 785x749, 1442782336382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075969 Hello Maus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:28:56 2016 No.16075975 >>16075972 Why do things always return to metal gear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:29:59 2016 No.16075977 >>16075969 It's made from special nano cheesy and there is a rumor going around that it might be from the moon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:30:50 2016 No.16075979 >>16075975 /v/tards forcing it, not being told to fuck off loudly enough. Establish themselves here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:31:45 2016 No.16075980 File: 165 KB, 700x585, 1440385910411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075975 Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:33:17 2016 No.16075982 >>16075975 Because monstergirls understand the rules of nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:38:18 2016 No.16075988 >>16075979 They were always here, it's always been a strange mix of /a/, /tg/, /v/ and lately /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:38:35 2016 No.16075990 File: 64 KB, 191x231, 1407215196095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075979 The Only Thing I Know For Certain is that you're a dumb-dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:41:35 2016 No.16075998 >>16075988 That's because those are the four non-porn boards where monstergirls existed previously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:41:43 2016 No.16075999 >>16075977 Truely this is the greatest weapon known to monster >>16075980 That jinko needs ear scritches

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:42:46 2016 No.16076001 [DELETED]

>>16075988
>Flip out over much of /v/ shit
>But MGS is okay because I like it
Yeah, nah. https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VusbjStVLquiK5nMHs6GnJotZLG1mppFEy2t3WQ7dO7OqRTgjal1sq3eGP3Vd8nvOv8GwOA-sDs12hXYPcANGo683gbAaDIFK2LzcXwpQXOdvOwY8gQLeLSVMo-fpdQCPbhq9Egm6yeOeqpL8eDd7XSmW0lEFDMh4v1SLalehpmD1G9T1eyPZK1tTgIQvbvuM9UjMGg6rux3A4XtiR73TuRI0gVzqw&th=,McBXwOGwjCzFM3UyQey2UC2mSi1-AtXwAAABQKAAAAd9awN5-RMgusQjaz7I-GyRzOiodmluX7NcMnbY7Pt7NkF2fkPMkQzjAGPd_vNP_DYwkvOKZ8dnVeNc7JML8PXtViBJLyDpEZVNaxvoYpAPLikO_DlL_smB_4JNmPhUu_lTaOFrViBw5-aO3xeTErxT2qIGyAekYriG9u7oyFinZlfkQd3FBrt2APDXIiMAyj3I7I5RRRymrooaGO2gIwoUI_K8zUW051Lzx0khCVgRMy07dc2_241pU3_v5w7lSG8RPB79Z7ORklKVbgolGWjAsIdRSfNH3WZTxWrQxLh6oJsnp17rrzR9iCKYse10G5xgRcDqb5Dd9vyENhTk8gUMgS9Pa09JwnaqIqvbNvV8BF9RSEhSKt24S3WMN0AS0knrSNjwKzt7eFclz7EZFEgzrJ6niKwlalEC8ZSftPU2duHez5k7nB746UsT1xKHZSAPbn8HzKWPmYNdgjPvPhzR9jyJAB243gh9iKAC7cEv1BKVg4f1R7qQ7toPK-iNoZzmP-IlFqus9FvTvRekrNCCKr9TxYE3e9ufZkSvASi1_6SoXGpa-qOI0eqiZ_GISOMqsD7uVxc-8BMOGkC42oBEev7tdtcEsF8FkQyJvq1zsxLVeMGqUfYZevj6T4Eg5REN1VYMvO_bguwCg53aEBQJmbT1LqXXBIdw2t31WwGqujYDl0abJ7_TldczuJvYGC1vEc38Q7uGtAgFEVg4a0fxQzB9Cpo7-td5hrOr9wqlfdJi04btbG4e8j5i7rGlL91xPBa99P3gD9ND2lrhBOq4FfR5Hx5xTVMm8qsbN9v9zxCFH9qprRPz12yrYoHBDnyzd5dYI7XJY-XjYgFsezhZLEB9m_CsFZYizbJoTraKqOxdbXUYaFw8wNte73a4r2HcBRLeUiib5NeQJiu0_2wLzQs4GKsHjuEHW1VrzjR1RmK7p80ecbdyuimKAVwqBlY4s9PqccSn41T7-w4tavmWMQxFzczkydmXAhiVbEkusZI06JGgw9TXgE_tymM0WOU0eIU61MEeJ10S3fsXahbYQGnCSFIQuIITtBXldD1-WlrPHkToSd0R0mzuLVSbp8PUsmvdeKay-X0UyaIvkMk23Xt-RzZqUDLTDRTaQOT3zygx_0GdA-_Zd8VJxopUjTO4hgh5y2CvDX5Mx6XePHebRpzoNt-zNvZopMwTdA

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:45:46 2016 No.16076006 >>16076001 Did you have an aneurysm or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:46:02 2016 No.16076008 File: 253 KB, 1920x1080, skyrim holo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16075988 It's fun when their subject matter crosses.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:46:59 2016 No.16076013
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>>16076001
Jesus christ anon, are you okay?

Did you perhaps miss the non stop darksouls talk while we were on /a/ or the recent stuff when 3 was released? It's not just metal gear, /v/ stuff has always been tolerated to some degree here. /mgt/ is crossboard city and it's part of why these threads have lived so long. I'm not saying it's ideal but you need to chill out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:48:55 2016 No.16076018 >>16076001 No idea how my captcha got in there, the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:55:55 2016 No.16076032 Hold on. If I air drop on an Ice queen will her loneliness take effect on me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:55:55 2016 No.16076033 File: 1.03 MB, 1100x1400, 1478523355842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16069222 Damn dude, I didn't know you felt that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 07:56:15 2016 No.16076035 >>16076013 Remember to share your humanity with zombies, they get cranky without it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:01:49 2016 No.16076046 >>16076032 Yes. I think her cold and lonely aura also projects upwards too. You have to be quick in kissing her or else your heart will be frozen just like hers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:05:40 2016 No.16076056 >>16076032 >>16076046 or she'll blow you away

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:07:12 2016 No.16076062 >>16076046 But there is a range right? So if I ask a snow harpy to bring me really high up and drop me in a way I fall on her lap I might be able to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:14:27 2016 No.16076078 File: 2.08 MB, 1280x2004, Monet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076062 >a snow harpy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:21:08 2016 No.16076095 >>16076078 Yes, fluffy snow harpies. Almost as fluffy as a jubjub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:21:59 2016 No.16076098 Absolutely fucking ded

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:24:27 2016 No.16076104 File: 288 KB, 1920x1080, 1432514989443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076098 That's just the way it is sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:25:26 2016 No.16076108 >>16076098 I'm not dead, I'm getting ready to brave the cold world outside. I wish I had a Yeti to send me off for the day at the door and lend me a scarf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:25:58 2016 No.16076111 https://youtu.be/vT6lOiBBjLA Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:26:53 2016 No.16076115 >>16076098 I actually meant it for the thread because it didn't refresh for an hour for some reason But now I redirect that post to >>16076078

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:27:44 2016 No.16076119
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If your waifu had a fetish that you don't have, what ever it may be. Like rape / revers-gangbang / shotacon and so on. Would you let her play it out with you? And if yes, how far would you let her take it?
What would be the "worst" fetish you would still be okay with her doing with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:30:20 2016 No.16076130 >>16076115 Rude! Best harpy/yuki-onna hybrid lives on in our hearts!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:31:23 2016 No.16076132 >>16076111 Absolute nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:34:34 2016 No.16076138 >>16076098 Wanna talk about waifus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:35:16 2016 No.16076141 >>16076062 The cold air gets so intense your heart is instantly frozen when you're in front of her. However, at that point you will see her as a source of warmth that is irresistible. And so a new married couple is born.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:35:25 2016 No.16076144 >>16076119 You know the answer to that, anon. >How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:37:24 2016 No.16076147 >>16076119 No pegging. I SAID NO PEGGING!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:37:55 2016 No.16076149 >>16076119 I'd ))<>(( with an Anubis all day long if she asked me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:38:38 2016 No.16076151 File: 2.16 MB, 2210x3600, Kikimora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to settle down with a nice Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:38:40 2016 No.16076152 >>16076119 Of couse I would. I would play it off until she came, then I would have her fulfill one of my fantasies. Both of us are pretty vanilla[/spoile]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:39:11 2016 No.16076155 >>16076130 But she is evil. She killed kids and shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:40:51 2016 No.16076157 >>16076151 I want to help a nice Kiki find a nice husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:40:57 2016 No.16076158 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, I forgot what color my panties are, a little help please.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076155 No she didn't, she gave them cookies and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:45:00 2016 No.16076169 >>16075951 They'll deliver any monster so long as they don't put up too much of a fight for Pally

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:46:24 2016 No.16076173 >>16076138 Sounds good to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:46:32 2016 No.16076175 File: 101 KB, 1280x762, 1443817288758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to mindbreak a jabberwock via cumflation!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:47:06 2016 No.16076178 >>16075303 Most of the various strips of tf porn would get replaced with stuff that's actually possible. Tentacle potion threads, pedomorphesis threads, so on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:47:32 2016 No.16076179 >>16076173 I want my waifu to try the goth look but she's just not built for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:47:41 2016 No.16076180 >>16076169 Shit. I gjess I would have to grab her myself then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:48:57 2016 No.16076186 >>16076179 Who is your waifu? I'm sure we can work something out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:49:02 2016 No.16076187 >>16076175 Raging mushrooms can help you with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:49:25 2016 No.16076188 >>16076186 She's a Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:54:51 2016 No.16076202 What will happen if an Ice Queen eats a raging mushroom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:57:14 2016 No.16076207 >>16076188 The black, metalhead one called Diana? I think a medium black skirt would look pretty good on salamanders, especially if the flames from her tail is purplish or a dark blue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:57:46 2016 No.16076209 File: 588 KB, 1500x2166, 1444791610318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who are Charon's parents?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 08:59:24 2016 No.16076214

>>16076207
That's the one, aye. But a black skirt isn't enough, she needs to somehow make her skin pale, wear black eyeliner, black lipstick, paint her claws black, straighten her hair, wear lots of lace on her clothes and so on.
It's a lot of hard work, getting that look right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:01:13 2016 No.16076216 >>16076209 nobody,shes an orphan

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:02:47 2016 No.16076220 >>16076119 I mean, it would really depend on what it is. I may be willing to try some stuff, but definitely not everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:03:57 2016 No.16076225 >>16076216 But where'd she come from?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:05:08 2016 No.16076229

>>16076214
Oh yeah, getting her to look pale and adding the make up might be quite hard. I was only thinking about her clothes.
Maybe she wasn't born for the goth life Anon. But I'm sure something will come up if you really want it.

We need a monster girl that makes make-up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:06:42 2016 No.16076232 >>16076225 God made her.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:07:48 2016 No.16076234
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>>16076229
>Maybe she wasn't born for the goth life Anon
That's what I said to begin with.
>We need a monster girl that makes make-up.
I'm sure it'd work with one of these.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:09:09 2016 No.16076239 File: 449 KB, 1280x1817, 1bfce9945f6cc4ca57a36d84c203270a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076098 >6 am on a monday morning Go take a cold swim to wake up then.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:09:30 2016 No.16076240

>>16076046
Even guys who get close fast get their hearts frozen. All you really need to get to her is have their be an uneven ratio of monsters to humans around her. If there are twenty monsters but twenty one humans, then even if the first twenty humans go to be with the monsters due to lonliness the final human will just move towards the ice queen and her 'warmth' on auto piolit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:10:49 2016 No.16076245 >>16076098 Anon its seven in the morning. What are you expecting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:12:23 2016 No.16076247 >>16076234 But art fairies look so cheerful and pure, having a goth would would be quite weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:12:28 2016 No.16076248 >>16076239 Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:13:25 2016 No.16076251 >>16076245 It's lunch time right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:13:45 2016 No.16076254 >>16076209 Death chan and bus driver kun

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:14:47 2016 No.16076261 >>16076247 There's nothing impure about helping a girl put on some make-up. >>16076254 I know Death but what bus driver?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:17:44 2016 No.16076268

>>16076202
I...honestly dont know. The boring answer is that shes one of the species powerful enough to not be affected, like her power just freezes the affect of the mushrrom over. The alternative is that she raids the nearest human city to rape a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:19:49 2016 No.16076273 >>16076261 the one from R+V

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:20:24 2016 No.16076274 >>16076273 Haven't watched that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:24:36 2016 No.16076286 File: 198 KB, 627x860, DELICIOUS REESES CANDDDAAAYYYY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I got a bunch of Christmas tree reeses on sale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-AcdhlcGo I wish we had a MG that looked kind of like K'nuckles

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:27:11 2016 No.16076298

>>16074411
pretty good
>another ice queen husband deals with a wife that has a yearly meeting with varios super powers as her territory is a neutral party.
>She does her best to keep him a secret as she fears that bitch lilim might try to take his warmth away from her.
>the weather in a nearby valley suffers from her sour mood as she sighs awaiting for the time when they leave
>so he dons his warmest clothes and takes a sleigh down with supplies and entertainments that visiting dignitaries have left as signs of respect to their host.
>he is a jovial man, his mirth and generosity keep the town in good spirits despite the blizzard.
>at the appointed time late in the month the weather clears as she awaits his return
>he hands out small gifts to the children, human and monster alike before leaving on his sleigh laughing raucously as he goes to his beloved.
>the sky is clear and glittering that night with the moon so bright the world is aglow.
>the morning after the snow falls softly and the children play with their new toys while the adults say a silent thanks to the man in red who came from the north.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:29:58 2016 No.16076303 >>16076261 It might not be impure, but think about it, Anon. Dark art fairy. She probably draws relly good looking skulls and pentagrams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 09:31:47 2016 No.16076306 >>16076303 Or maybe she's an expert on architecture with lots of steeples and vertical lines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:00:38 2016 No.16076380 >>16076306 Maybe she would do some great works for halloween.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:10:30 2016 No.16076401
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Would you try making dares with your MG wife regarding video games?

>Every game over is one day without snu snu
>If she beats the game she can milk you to her heart content
>If she achieves 100% completion she is allowed to use raging mushrooms or anything to make the milking more pleasurable for her

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:11:30 2016 No.16076405 >>16076401 >A deal's a deal! Please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:11:48 2016 No.16076407 What sort of school do your daughterus go to, /mgt/? They don't go to one of those weird Sabbath-run schools, do they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:14:02 2016 No.16076415 >>16076405 Even with a dirty dealer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:14:50 2016 No.16076417 >>16076401 >Pop in Dark Souls/Dead Space >Tell her absolutely jack mcfucking nothing about it >Make a dare that every time she dies is a week without snu snu >If she beats it 100% I'll do anything she wants ThisBreaksTheWaifu.png

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>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:23:17 2016 No.16076439 File: 1.56 MB, 2428x2104, 1478512923370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take this Devil!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:24:20 2016 No.16076440 >>16076434 Why does your tail grow from your back and not your butt? >>16076439 What am I supposed to do with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:24:48 2016 No.16076443 >>16076439 Got a model in a different color?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:25:12 2016 No.16076444 >>16076439 What? Why? What's going on?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:25:48 2016 No.16076447

>>16076401
My waifu doesn't really play video games, she prefers to just watch when I or my daughteru plays.

As far as the dares go though, my daughteru and I make those all the time! Her favorite game to play is like an extended form of strip poker. Every time she dies she has to take off an article of clothing, and when she runs out of clothes she gets to start with the latex and the bondage gear! Every time I die she gets to ask me to do one special favor for her!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:26:54 2016 No.16076448

>>16076401
Nah. I don't play vidya for the challenge, I play for the narrative. It would feel wrong to challenge someone else.
>>16076407
What, those ones where the girls are all dressed up in sailor uniforms and they admit a few boys every year to get the girls more competitive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:29:12 2016 No.16076452 >>16076448 >and they admit a few boys every year to get the girls more competitive I'd like to volunteer, please

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:29:22 2016 No.16076453 >>16076407 I don't have daughters, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:29:43 2016 No.16076455 >>16076407 My Kobold daughteru just goes to a normal public all-girls elementary school. Although it's a public school it's the best one in the city!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:29:51 2016 No.16076456 >>16076452 Enjoy Prison School, I guess. Which species would Hana be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:32:17 2016 No.16076464 >>16076456 I dunno, I want the mg version of Meiko

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:33:04 2016 No.16076466 >>16076448 I was thinking more along the lines of the ones that indoctrinate little girls and make them hate big tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:33:14 2016 No.16076468 >>16076464 Worst girl! But stronk though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:33:38 2016 No.16076469 >>16076119 No gangbangs no shit and no scat/piss/fart shit. Those are my rules 10+ for fat Anubis ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:36:03 2016 No.16076479 >>16076468 >Worst girl Place and hour, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:36:44 2016 No.16076480 Reminder to always bully nerdy monster girls in a hostile and harsh way. They deserve to be thrown in lockers and given swirlies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:37:10 2016 No.16076482 File: 312 KB, 557x640, Red Oni, Blue Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One Anon. Four Onis. Twelve Pubs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWOHCCV4WM

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:37:37 2016 No.16076485 >>16076480 anon no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:38:30 2016 No.16076488 File: 899 KB, 635x903, 1392840720562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076479 Sky's the limit and space is the place!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:39:08 2016 No.16076489 >>16075593 >>16075679 >Lescatie confirmed lesser city >Druella on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:39:35 2016 No.16076490 >>16076485 Yes. It's their fault.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:39:45 2016 No.16076491 >>16076440 Tails don't grow out from the butt though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:40:37 2016 No.16076493 >>16076482 But I don't drink and I want to keep my pelvis intact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:40:40 2016 No.16076494 File: 753 KB, 744x1052, 46193339_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey senpai how many different species parts you want on your girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:41:19 2016 No.16076498 >>16076493 Come on man, think of the good old days!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:43:57 2016 No.16076506 >>16076498 But I'm not a big fan of onis

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:44:20 2016 No.16076507 >>16076506 You've changed, man. You used to be cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:46:22 2016 No.16076513 >>16076407 She learns at the local psionic academy I promised her that she can get a man once she learned enough spells to protect herself and him from the idiots on the surface

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:48:00 2016 No.16076515 >>16076407 Strict Catholic school. I refuse to have her purity tainted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:49:03 2016 No.16076520 >>16076515 So why'd you send her to a place full of anal beads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:51:28 2016 No.16076528 >>16076520 Anal beads don't come in a loop with a cross on the end anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:51:32 2016 No.16076529 >>16076494 Doppel-chan please don't start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:52:50 2016 No.16076530 File: 160 KB, 621x900, 1408653400495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076528 >open loop >insert beads >use cross as handle to pull out >connect loop when not in use for easy transport Seems fairly straightforward to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:53:13 2016 No.16076531 >>16076530 But aren't the beads too small?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:54:36 2016 No.16076536 >>16076531 You're just plain negative.Everything has to be a problem with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:55:28 2016 No.16076538 >>16076531 These are little girls we're talking about here man, their tiny little buttholes aren't big enough for regular sized anal beads yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:57:30 2016 No.16076543 >>16076515 >daughteru goes to Catholic school >she schlicks to the idea of Sebastian and the Cupid gang-bang

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:57:38 2016 No.16076544 >>16076405 I want this with monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:58:02 2016 No.16076545 >>16076536 It's just illogical. >>16076538 Thanks, pedo-san,

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:58:11 2016 No.16076547 >>16076520 >>16076530 >>16076538 CEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 10:59:56 2016 No.16076552 File: 257 KB, 850x1202, 1421822002546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076547 Cease what? You know those Catholic girls love their butt-sex since it doesn't count towards their virginity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:02:36 2016 No.16076557 >>16076552 Remove this now. You know damn well Catholic monster girls are pure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:03:57 2016 No.16076561 File: 570 KB, 900x1000, 1412188551328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076557 Catholicism isn't about purity, it's about sin and penis. I mean penance. Sinning and doing lots and lots of penis. Penance. Penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:05:11 2016 No.16076563 >>16076561 I SAID CEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:05:41 2016 No.16076565 >>16076547 Fuck them in the ass if you love Jesus, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:06:53 2016 No.16076572 File: 405 KB, 652x884, 1412834995631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076563 You sound like you might have some sins to confess. Did you do naughty things while thinking of Sister Namiko?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:07:33 2016 No.16076574 >>16076565 Filthy acts like this should be done only after marriage to preserve purity. Always marry your waifu before sex anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:07:59 2016 No.16076576 MG students should be given a human boy so they put effort into their studies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:08:44 2016 No.16076579 >>16076574 This only applies to vaginal intercourse. Entering the anus is a perfectly acceptable act and can be done through the hole in the confession booth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:08:51 2016 No.16076580 >>16076572 DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF YOU DIRTY DEMON?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:09:54 2016 No.16076583 >>16076576 Human males aren't property. They have feelings and emotions to. They aren't just sex toys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:10:16 2016 No.16076587 File: 60 KB, 780x816, 1412188905694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076580 Just rest your head in her lap and confess your sins so she can get all over your penance already. There, I'm done posting these ladies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:10:42 2016 No.16076589 >>16076583 Lizard girl please go

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:11:05 2016 No.16076591 >>16076439 That's a nice Devil >>16076576 MG student lose all motivation to study when they get a boy College graduate should receive them, that way you won't have student dropping out to have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:12:57 2016 No.16076597 >>16076591 What if I give my mg gf rewards based on her grades? 4.0 and she can do whatever she wants to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:14:08 2016 No.16076603 >>16076587 As long as it stay strictly non lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:14:49 2016 No.16076607 >>16076576 They already have fathers for that anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:15:28 2016 No.16076610 So how does translation of non profile content work? Obviously all the world guides got translated so far, does someone on MGR do translations once scans are up?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:18:45 2016 No.16076627

>>16076597
Depending on their grade they can have sex with you, blow you, give you a handjob, cuddles with fondling, non-lewd cuddles, headpats or nothing
And on top of that they get to marry you if they graduate

>>16076587
Can a Dark Priest help me repent from the sinful erection I got from staring at her cleavage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:20:56 2016 No.16076635 >>16076627 >Can a Dark Priest help me repent from the sinful erection I got from staring at her cleavage? She can TELL you she can help, whatever that's actually worth when it comes to redemption I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:21:04 2016 No.16076639 >>16076627 >dark priest She's corrupt and impure. So no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:21:41 2016 No.16076640 >>16076639 >Trusting darkies

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:25:23 2016 No.16076646 >>16076640 >>16076639 >Not trusties darkies She hears the voice of god directly from her, you should definitely trust her especially when she asks to suck the sin out of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:25:36 2016 No.16076647 >>16076530 >you will never send your daughteru to school with a large anal plug up her little butt so that she doesn't get any naughty ideas about anal beads It's like you all don't know how to be good parents or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:26:35 2016 No.16076649 >>16076647 KDF I don't need your help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:27:06 2016 No.16076652 >>16076649 I'm not KDF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:27:43 2016 No.16076653 File: 941 KB, 1181x1059, 1463243533455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another day, another classy lady with a classy pipe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:28:40 2016 No.16076657 >>16076407 One of the few good authors of fanlore on the wiki did some nice stuff on education in the demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:29:06 2016 No.16076659 Do not trust Dark Priests. They make you wear crotchless pants.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:32:13 2016 No.16076668

>>16076647
>>16076649
>>16076652
Yes, I'm over here.

While this is definitely something I'd consider, I realize that there are plenty of ways to be a good parent. My way is quite unique and I am fully aware that it isn't for everybody. I wouldn't ever assume that my way is supposed to work for everybody!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:32:46 2016 No.16076670 >>16076653 I am not getting out of her house with my pelvis intact right?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:32:49 2016 No.16076671

>>16076401
I would. The harder the difficult the more "rewards" I'll give to her. If she clears 100% without dying I'll do ANYTHING she says for 6 months, I'll be 100% her servant.

>>16076407
Normal mixed school. Filled to the brim with cute human boys and competition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:33:24 2016 No.16076674 >>16076670 Hey, you'll get paid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:34:30 2016 No.16076678 >>16076671 >spoiler That's a lotta months anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:34:57 2016 No.16076680 >>16076591 >MG student lose all motivation to study when they get a boy Not if you take the boys away if they don't have good grades

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:36:39 2016 No.16076685 >>16076678 I would love to see how hard she tries when she hears that. The despair on her face when she fails would be quite pleasurable too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:37:15 2016 No.16076689 >>16076668 geez, you're just a goody fucking twoshoes aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:38:44 2016 No.16076697 >>16076401 Does the MGE world have arcades? If she can beat me in IIDX then she can do whatever she wishes right there

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:38:46 2016 No.16076698 >>16076689 I prefer the title of 'well-adjusted socially-aware individual' buy yes anon, whatever you say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:38:56 2016 No.16076699 >>16076670 Anon mofu's may be lewd, but not all lewd girls are pelvis breakers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:39:30 2016 No.16076701 >>16076699 Yeah, if anything they'll take you down through dehydration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:42:20 2016 No.16076709 >>16076698 faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:43:18 2016 No.16076712 File: 294 KB, 1672x2048, 1.12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076033 Oh, I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:46:27 2016 No.16076722 >>16076298 Heh that sounds awful lot like.. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:48:20 2016 No.16076727 Would you a hikki-mora?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:48:38 2016 No.16076728 File: 48 KB, 530x912, 2170cc889af163228b9ca0468b673d94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that if you have a son you must never let him go alone to the streets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:51:06 2016 No.16076735 >>16076728 Good thing all I have is a daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:51:30 2016 No.16076737 >>16076727 No. I only do my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:57:01 2016 No.16076745 >>16076728 I want a momster oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:58:04 2016 No.16076747 >>16076728 A boy has got to learn. At the very least it's not like he'll die or anything, just get married at age 10.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 11:58:16 2016 No.16076750 >>16076727 >smelly NEET Kikimora HERESY

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:03:33 2016 No.16076771

>>16076727
>You will clean and cook while your one week unbathed kikimora lies down on the couch in only a bra and your underwear playing videogames
>You will never trick her into taking a bath by hiding her games in the tub and then locking the door as soon as she's inside the bath
>You will never watch her grumble and complain when you ask her to get off her ass and make herself useful
>You will never pinch her belly and tease her by implying that her lack of activity is making her soft and chubby

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:07:19 2016 No.16076776 File: 298 KB, 707x1070, 1477701902486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076771 She's gonna look very fluffy after bathing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:09:01 2016 No.16076782 >>16076771 Kiki's gonna get a spanking and maybe even some more severe punishment if she doesn't clean up her act.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:10:04 2016 No.16076783 Think we'll ever get a map?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:10:45 2016 No.16076784 >>16076747 >just get married at age 10 You think this is fine, anon? Boys should be able to decide what they want to do in their future! Stop the matriarchy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:10:50 2016 No.16076785 >>16076783 A map to where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:12:03 2016 No.16076790 >>16076783 Who knows?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:13:32 2016 No.16076795 >>16076771 >>You will never pinch her belly and tease her by implying that her lack of activity is making her soft and chubby Chubby neet monster girls are always fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:20:36 2016 No.16076810 I want to take enough raging mushrooms to where I can fill a bathtub with my cum. Then I want to let my Kejourou waifu bathe in said bathtub full of cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:23:52 2016 No.16076819 Your waifu is trying something new, she cosplaying as another monster. Using the Wiki's radomizer what does she cosplay as? http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:25:53 2016 No.16076826 File: 89 KB, 1200x900, 00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076810 Lewd!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:26:09 2016 No.16076829

>>16076610
I don't know for sure
From what I got, the books get scanned and put up on exhentai like any doujin and then people work on the translation

>>16076783
KC doesn't sound like he cares all that much about the world itself
I'd say to him the world he builds is just a mean to an end to his goal of letting people have a happy sexual fantasy with their waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:26:28 2016 No.16076831 >>16076819 >Kobold waifu cosplaying as an Ignis Sounds hot! I bet her boss could even let her have some very realistic fake fire too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:26:51 2016 No.16076832 File: 81 KB, 460x690, Kimaris_trooper_gyoubu_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076819 >Automaton dressed as a Soldier Beetle So she's gonna have a semblance to the Kimaris Trooper? Radical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:27:23 2016 No.16076834 >>16076810 I want to fill one of Pharaohs milk baths with my milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:27:44 2016 No.16076835 >>16076810 ok then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:29:19 2016 No.16076839 >>16076785 A map of mge land. >>16076829 Yeah that sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:30:38 2016 No.16076842 >>16076834 I want to fill it with this purple liquid this kind mystic gave me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:35:24 2016 No.16076849 >>16076826 Somebody save that combat maido!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:35:57 2016 No.16076850 >>16076849 nah anon, she's fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:35:59 2016 No.16076851 >>16076810 I want to eat a bowl of mushrooms, tackle my dragon waifu and start riding her nonstop while i fill her womb with my mana until she pleads surrendering

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:37:06 2016 No.16076855 >>16076810 Aww jeez, imagine how beautiful her hair would look after absorbing all that cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:37:51 2016 No.16076856 >>16076819 >Kiki cosplaying as a dark elf o-oh. [sweating intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:41:09 2016 No.16076861 >>16076819 >tittypire cosplaying as archimp OhMyGod how would the tail work anyway? artificial tail for cosplay purposes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:41:32 2016 No.16076863 >>16076819 >Crow Tengu as Mantis. Does she have the blades ust taped to her wigs? I think that would just get in the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:41:38 2016 No.16076865 >>16076810 I don't know why this suddenly became a thing in the threads but raging mushrooms don't increase cum output, or at least not by much. They just make you super aggressive. What you're looking for is sticky mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:41:52 2016 No.16076866 >>16076861 Tail-plug, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:42:19 2016 No.16076867 >>16076819 >Dragon cosplaying as a parasite slime >"Please, stop walking around with my cum dribbling out of your pussy and ass and saying that it's a slime."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:42:24 2016 No.16076868 >>16076865 Ok, I'll use those then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:42:49 2016 No.16076871 File: 1.90 MB, 3024x4032, 1478020282192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076861 Buttplug tail, and she already has huge wings to complete the look.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:44:07 2016 No.16076879 >>16076867 eeeew

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:44:11 2016 No.16076880 File: 103 KB, 319x279, Depravityfruit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076865 Thanks for clearing that up, i should read the whole item page, sounds.....interesting WHY THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS OF MUSHROOMS

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:44:22 2016 No.16076882 >>16076819 >Hellhound >cosplaying a Titania

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:45:11 2016 No.16076884 >>16076880 Personally, I blame the matangoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:48:41 2016 No.16076894 File: 152 KB, 500x700, 1363637486572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076880 Mushrooms are great dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:49:32 2016 No.16076896 >>16076880 >That level of stickiness That must be a bitch to clean if it gets on your clothes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:50:49 2016 No.16076898 >>16076819 Pharaoh dressed as Dhampir. Clothes barely fit and about to burst open. Gets anubis to play role of vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:51:01 2016 No.16076900 Which monster girl is the best to be depressed with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:51:21 2016 No.16076902 If mother's breastmilk can cure pinkeye, can father's dick milk cure a cold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:51:58 2016 No.16076903 >>16076900 Ice Queen

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:52:17 2016 No.16076904 >>16076900 One who cares about you of course! For me, that's a Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:52:18 2016 No.16076905 >>16076880 There are like three. There are however like ten different 'xxx fruits'

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:53:03 2016 No.16076907 File: 149 KB, 1024x689, neetwock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do we do with NEETs around here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:53:14 2016 No.16076908 >>16076900 Ice Queen

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:53:20 2016 No.16076909 >>16076902 Breastmilk can cure pinkeye?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:53:43 2016 No.16076912 >>16076900 Ice Queen indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:53:44 2016 No.16076911 >>16076909 Yes, i thought everyone knew that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:54:07 2016 No.16076914 >>16076907 You let them sit on your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:54:23 2016 No.16076915 >>16076911 Well I didn't know that

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:54:32 2016 No.16076916 >>16076900 The one who will push you to suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:54:49 2016 No.16076917 >>16076915 Well now you do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:55:12 2016 No.16076918 >>16076907 Eat them out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:55:27 2016 No.16076919 >>16076896 That pic isn't even a sticky mushrooms. That's a corruption fruit. It helps absorb spirit energy through the skin, so it's good for outer course and covering the wife in cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:55:51 2016 No.16076921 >>16076917 Well then. The more you know

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:57:17 2016 No.16076925 >>16076907 Make them exercise in skintight rubber bodysuits to get them in shape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:57:44 2016 No.16076928 File: 261 KB, 1190x1680, 50f2350319beac29a40bb9a54ad23dca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076914 >>16076918 These are terrible ideas, you're both spoiling and empowering them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:58:14 2016 No.16076930 >>16076898 Poor Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 12:59:58 2016 No.16076934 >>16076900 Will-o-the-Wisp of course. She just wants to keep you safe in her cage. You just have to pull that trigger first though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:00:52 2016 No.16076936 >>16076907 Cuddle their chub

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:01:23 2016 No.16076937 >>16076819 >Lich cosplaying as an Arch Imp She would probably go the whole way and drink a temporary loli potion to be more authentic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:01:43 2016 No.16076941 >>16076925 Oh my. Soft girls in latex are a miracle of the universe.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:02:06 2016 No.16076944

>>16076903
>>16076908
>>16076912
>>16076916
>Sad Anon braces the snow land
>He reaches the ice palace safely
>Ice Queen is sitting on her throne
>He walks up to her and sits on the left armrest
>She doesn't react at all
>"It's lonely in here isn't it?" Anon asks
>No reaction either
>Anon sighs
>She sighs too
>"Should I just kill myself?"
>She nods

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:03:20 2016 No.16076946

>>16075922
And this is why slimegirls are objectively amongst the best, you get it.

I haven't really thought about the potential for slimegirls to change colours using specialised slime paints and dyes, but I like to imagine that by consuming large quantities of certain foods (especially fruits), their natural flavour slowly changes.

They could make your life so much easier in so many ways. Say goodbye to baths and showers.
While you sleep in her at night for the most relaxing rest ever, she could eat away at literally every bit of sweat, dirt or grime on your body, turning it into her own purified mass while healing and moisturising your skin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:06:22 2016 No.16076953 >>16076946 Slimes sound wonderful. I'd let a slime go up my butt to heal my intestines so I wouldn't have to teal with this chronic inflammation anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:07:32 2016 No.16076957 >>16076944 >>She nods I dono, this doesn't feel like it would ever happen... ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:08:34 2016 No.16076961 File: 15 KB, 304x408, 1rd500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076819 >Kej >As Titania

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:09:32 2016 No.16076963 >>16076944 >>16076957 And doesn't anyone think it's odd that the Ice Queen has a cage of fire under her dress too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:10:39 2016 No.16076970 >>16076963 She's gotta be ready whenever. Don't want your tongue to freeze when you're going down on her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:11:11 2016 No.16076971 >>16076819 >Dragon cosplaying as Weresheep I hope she doesn't set her costume on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:11:31 2016 No.16076973 >>16076963 Maybe it's a portable fireplace. Gotta keep yourself warm during winter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:12:43 2016 No.16076979 File: 507 KB, 832x1200, 1478542363448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16076970 >>16076973 I really think you guys should look closer, telling people to an hero, I don't think she's the real queen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:17:12 2016 No.16076991 >>16076979 I don't know Anon. She even has a crown in her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:18:40 2016 No.16076997 >>16076979 >Ice Queen is just a Will of the Wisp with ice powers. [X-Files theme intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:19:30 2016 No.16076999 >>16076979 >>16076991 >Crown >Blue skin >Looks lonely Looks like an Ice Queen to me too

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:20:53 2016 No.16077001 I want to be a foot stool for a Pharaoh. I want her to belittle and laugh at me. I want to kiss her feet while she insults me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:23:00 2016 No.16077009 >>16075593 >I went to bed and missed the Dragon Queen. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:23:13 2016 No.16077010 >>16073926 Hellhounds and Salamanders for Summer, with the anon on fire instead of frozen. Dryads and Werewolves for Fall, with the anon relaxing next to a river while fishing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:24:25 2016 No.16077013 >>16076999 Yeah, I don't know what those Anons are talking about.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:25:23 2016 No.16077015

>>16076119
No scat, period.
No watersports where risk of infection is involved. If she magically purges her urine of infection hazards, then I would definitely indulge in it for her.
No NTR or cucking, but she's my waifu so she'd never be anything but repulsed by that stuff anyway.
Nothing goes up my ass that is larger than my own penis, as it in its current state without any enhancements or size boosts.
No genital torture or excessive wound-play. Biting and scratching to the point of drawing blood and leaving scars is fine by me, though.

Aside from that, there isn't much I won't do, and that includes incredibly /d/ stuff. I'd let her transform me into things both animate and inanimate, hypnotise me until I'm at the mental level of an animal, let her shrink me and put me in "places", and so on. It's only fair that I'd be a degenerate for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:26:48 2016 No.16077019 File: 722 KB, 1462x2048, CwAwcfjUsAAIH7p.jpg-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077009 She missed you too, Anon.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:27:15 2016 No.16077021
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Let's talk about science. Let's talk about Liches who wander the land offering to help people with their ailments, Franken Fran style. Let's talk about Gremlin engineers introducing plumbing and air conditioning to ignorant peasants. Let's talk about the Philosowurms who think with their hard heads so silly boys don't hurt their soft heads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:27:46 2016 No.16077023 >>16076209 >Barb Charon I am in love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:28:33 2016 No.16077024 >>16076928 Fool, that's exactly what I want! How else am I supposed to cuddle a chubby NEET Apophis who's depressed over her constant failures to defeat the Pharaoh? She'd have a body like that Lamia. Especially the tits and sex hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:29:13 2016 No.16077025 >>16076865 Sticky mushrooms increase viscosity and "fullness" of cum mainly. The go-to substance for increasing cum output is humpty egg slime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:29:33 2016 No.16077027 >>16076819 >Wight cosplaying as an Inari Mofu time

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:30:21 2016 No.16077029 >>16077021 >Promestein is dead FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:30:59 2016 No.16077031 >>16077027 >Ghost tails Woah

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:31:07 2016 No.16077033 >>16077029 She lives on in your heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:31:22 2016 No.16077034 >>16077025 This sounds like Wonderland propaganda to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:31:29 2016 No.16077037 >>16077024 Whatever happened to that chubby Abossphis story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:32:48 2016 No.16077042 File: 1.96 MB, 1470x908, 1423946954001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077033 But her death tore my heart out

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:33:59 2016 No.16077045

>>16077019
Just imagine being some random villager living in a country near Draconia when suddenly the Queen of All Dragons shows up, points at you and says, "If you give me him, I shall spare your village."
Then when she carries you back to her palace and throws you on her bed, she looks at you with hungry eyes and tackle hugs you while rolling around her bed with you in her arms while shouting about how she's been watching you for years and how she's finally built up the courage to tell you she loves you.
No royal Dragon stalker ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:34:19 2016 No.16077048 >>16077042 >Soldering peasant

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:34:56 2016 No.16077051 >>16076961 Now there's a commission idea

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:35:07 2016 No.16077053 >>16077037 I have no idea. I wish I did though, it was cute. >>16077042 Hey, there's always her Alternate Reality self.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:36:24 2016 No.16077058 Now I think of it. It wouldn't be so bad to live in the Desert Kingdom. Other than the obvious factor its really really hot.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:37:03 2016 No.16077061

>>16077034
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Humpty_Egg

>The Slime Jelly that can be collected from their yolk part has a flavor and taste similar to eggs used for food. It is very nourishing, and has a nutritional fortification effect. The body of a man who eats it will produce so much semen that if he does not ejaculate, it will just leak out in a sticky mess. It is purported that if one feeds it to their husband while having sex, no matter how many times he is milked, he'll never run out of semen. It is highly popular as an ingredient in sweets in Wonderland.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sticky_Mushroom

>If a human man eats these sticky mushrooms, his semen will become thick and sticky like the mushroom. And not only will his semen become sticky, the “Spirit Energy” contained within will also become highly sticky. If this spirit energy is released inside the mouth or the womb, the semen turned sticky goo will continue to remain for a while, and even after the semen is absorbed, the spirit energy will continue to adhesively stick in the mouth and vagina.
>Also, if this adhesive semen gets on her skin, spirit energy will continue to remain even after washing it off, and a monster will continue to be covered in the thick fragrance of her beloved husband's spirit energy.
>In this way, it has the effect of causing spirit energy to persist. Depending on the quality of the sticky mushroom, the spirit energy might last for 3 days, or at best, an entire week.

Sticky mushrooms don't increase semen output whatsoever. They increase viscosity and effectively turn your semen into a high-capacity, slow-release source of spirit energy.
If you want to literally paint your waifu in your cum until she's blissfully rubbing it over herself, running her hands up and down her body and licking her fingers uncontrollably to lap up all the stuff, go for humpty slime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:37:11 2016 No.16077062 >>16077058 Let's invite an Ice Queen down there to see what happens

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:38:29 2016 No.16077065 >>16077061 Ok then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:39:13 2016 No.16077068 >>16077045 I saddens me a lot. She doesn't even need to be royal, just caring and adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:40:02 2016 No.16077072 >>16077062 Would she become super fuckable because of her vulnerability or just melt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:40:16 2016 No.16077073 >>16077061 Girtablilu venom also increase semen production while keeping you erect for extended periods. But it also paralyzes you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:40:29 2016 No.16077074 >>16076819 >Undine dressed up as skeleton Well. That's going to be hard with the whole completely lacking bones thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:41:50 2016 No.16077081 >>16077074 She can just borrow one and wear herself over it for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:43:25 2016 No.16077086 >>16077072 Or she ends up freezing everything again like that time she goes to the beach

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:44:41 2016 No.16077089
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You get a tiny polar region that borders on a large temperate region which itself is tiny compared to the huge tropical area created by the melted ice creating huge gushing rivers that feed the countryside

Just place her castle on top of a really large and desolate desert mountain and give it a few decades for soil composition to change and small grasses to terraform the ground and make it suitable for larger flora to set in.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:48:42 2016 No.16077095
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>want to just fap, hug a pillow and pretend I'm with my waifu as I go to sleep
>but I have to get my daily 2k words written to keep up the quota
Writing is hard work. How do you fags do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:49:31 2016 No.16077097 >>16077068 But anon, the cutest dragons are the royal ones because of how unfamiliar they are with plebeian customs and social interactions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:49:35 2016 No.16077098 >>16075593 I want the queen to drag me into her room and lock it until she produces a suitable offspring to take her throne someday i just hope it doesnt take long

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:50:25 2016 No.16077099 >>16077095 I'm doing Nofap and NaNoWriMo together, so whenever I want to fap, I just write instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:50:33 2016 No.16077100 >>16077095 Just take solace in knowing that somewhere out there in the infinite multiverse, your waifu wanted to cuddle her daki of you while masturbating but had to do work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:51:39 2016 No.16077101 >>16077100 >infinite multiverse You fucker that's exactly what I'm supposed to be writing about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:52:19 2016 No.16077102 >>16077097 Every dragon has her charm. Also, she doesn't need to be royal for social awkwardness. Though having royal blood and not behaving like one oh god I need to masturbate to her right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:52:26 2016 No.16077104 >>16077095 >How do you fags do it? Years of desensitizing oneself to the bullshit of forcing oneself to write, eventually said bullshit becomes as natural as breathing so you give up trying to dodge it and suck it up instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:53:28 2016 No.16077108 >>16077099 I lost Nofap. Went to sleep thinking about my waifu and imagined her begging for sex. Fuck you waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:54:16 2016 No.16077111 >>16077086 The Pharaoh will be having none of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:54:19 2016 No.16077112 >>16077108 >Fuck you waifu Don't say things like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:54:27 2016 No.16077113 >>16077095 A lot like exercise really. The first month or so is hell on earth, but after a while it just becomes habit. Writing during the same time of day in the same setting helps reinforce it, if you really want to start a habit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:54:43 2016 No.16077114 >>16077099 >Try to do NoFap >Get a headache >Maybe I'll just write to get my mind off of it >Start writing >Start writing smut >This increases the lust Lost it not even on the first official week

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:54:51 2016 No.16077115 >>16077108 >Fuck you waifu. ANON NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:55:21 2016 No.16077117 >>16077112 My waifu is dumb! DUUUUUUUUMB.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:55:23 2016 No.16077118 >>16077089 Wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:56:09 2016 No.16077120 >>16077102 The best dragons are the busty bashful drillhaired princesses who get flustered when you compliment them and who are incredibly interested in commoner things. >>16077112 Well to be fair, it's what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:56:25 2016 No.16077121 >>16077061 >humpty slime+sticky shrooms on anon >raging mushroom on her waifu >lock both of them in a room whats the result?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:56:30 2016 No.16077122 >>16077108 >Fuck you waifu Nobody talks to her like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:57:16 2016 No.16077124 >>16077121 Babies. I'm going to assume that "her" was a typo. If it wasn't I'm changing my answer to "Fuck off"

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:57:49 2016 No.16077127

>>16077108
Anon, please have a seat we need to talk about your anger issues
You can't just lash out at your waifu like this, she does everything in her power to make you happy and no matter what you do she'll always love you
Her heart hurt a bit when you insulted her right now but it's ok, just give her a hug and let it all out, she forgives you

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:58:02 2016 No.16077128 >>16077118 I think he forgot to quote the post asking what happens if an anon brings an Ice Queen to the desert.

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Anonymous Mon Nov 7 13:59:03 2016 No.16077130

>>16077121
Anon fucks his waifu up against the wall for hours. Once he's cummed a few gallons or so, he won't even need to hold her against the wall. She'll just be stuck to it like a villain who crossed Spider-Man, completely unable to move as her body becomes more and more encased in viscous, adhesive heaven, leaving his hands free to assist as he fucks her like a beast in heat.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:01:09 2016 No.16077138

>>16076953
Sounds painful. IBD?

>You tell your slimegirl wife about your problem
>She forms her lower half into a soft blob like a liquid bean-bag chair, and tells you to sit, hugging her body with your arms and partially submerged legs
>Then she forms lots of tendrils and fingers to massage you to relaxation, two tentacles slipping on top of your ears and whispering, asking you to calm yourself and let go of all your tension
>You barely feel it when a tendril from the part of her you're sitting on enters you
>It's completely liquid, to the point where you can feel almost no forced exerted by it as it goes further in, and it's completely matched itself to your body temperature
>It does feel penetrative or uncomfortable at all, just a little weird, and mostly nice
>The slimegirl is constantly making sure you feel okay, not in any sort of pain or discomfort as she travels further, to the point where no nerves exist in the surfaces and walls she's sliding along
>She's exerting herself, dedication her complete focus and attention on the task like a surgeon during a long operation
>It takes hours, and you can see even she's hitting her limit, having to consume significant amounts of her own mass to provide herself with energy to think and apply motive force to herself
>You can even feel the seat you're on slowly shrink over time, as her body become smaller and thinner, "hair" growing shorter
>But eventually, she pulls herself out and sinks, exhauseted, into a puddle of herself, burbling out that she managed to safely digest the inflamed tissues while leaving the rest of you intact, and subtly altering your body to hopefully reduce it in the future

Slimegirls are too good for this world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:01:22 2016 No.16077139 >>16077127 >Her heart hurt a bit Fuck you made me remember that one text about my dragon waifu killing herself and now I feel really fucking bad. I didn't want this,

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:03:31 2016 No.16077143 File: 417 KB, 1200x1000, 1477142805465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lilims are sore losers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:05:01 2016 No.16077148 >>16077143 I'm pretty sure thats a wight and shes about to get a divorce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:05:20 2016 No.16077150 File: 702 KB, 894x1190, 1475204427305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077143 >Lilims >Losing >Implying that whenever they lose it's not part of their plan

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:05:38 2016 No.16077151 >>16077138 >>>/d/

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:05:52 2016 No.16077153

>>16077108
>Fuck you waifu.

I think thinking about doing that is why you lost.
Do what I've been doing, focus on the platonic thoughts of her, even if it's cuddling.

>>16077114
At least write porn with plot. The trick is to fill the first month of writing with plot, so it's December by the time you get to the porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:06:53 2016 No.16077157 >>16077153 >The trick is to fill the first month of writing with plot, so it's December by the time you get to the porn I had lewd in my first chapter, did I fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:07:08 2016 No.16077158 >>16077151 A slimegirl could help you with your butthurt there, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:07:22 2016 No.16077161 >>16077124 typo,phone lags horribly after 1000 posts

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:08:31 2016 No.16077167 >>16077157 Yes. It won't have the same emotional impact and significance than if you'd spent some time writing to build the characters and their personality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:10:20 2016 No.16077169 >>16077150 I want to bend a Lilim over her bed and see her plump ass jiggle every time I thrust in. I want her to pull me under the covers and cuddlefuck me all night long.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:10:59 2016 No.16077172

>>16077153
It was weird because I don't write smut. At all usually. I usually just write implied sex
That day for some raisin my brain kept going "describe the sex. No half assing it"
And then things lead to another and Sadpanda was opened in a different tab and next thing I know it I'm having a shower

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:11:31 2016 No.16077173

>>16077153
I can't. I think about cuddling her, then we start staring at each other's eyes, then my mind goes full lewd once she kisses me. Being in bed with my waifu is dangerous.

Oh! maybe I should think about sleeping together with her but with our daughteru in the middle, that way I will only have cute thoughs. Thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:14:04 2016 No.16077181 >>16077167 It wasn't supposed to have any emotional impact beyond being slightly upsetting and making one character appear powerful and threatening, but okay. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:15:56 2016 No.16077188 >>16077158 It is pretty homo. It's basically pegging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:19:21 2016 No.16077202 File: 1.40 MB, 3264x1836, 1003160845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077095 I just wtite when I feel like it. Typing it out would be preferable instead of physically writing. Cold also prevents it in winter. Big time.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:19:41 2016 No.16077203
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>>16077150
>Lilim unironically loses because she sucks
>Her arrogant lilim mind literally cannot comprehend this
>As a defense mechanism she imagines that losing was part of her plan
>Smugly lets herself get dommed while claiming that it was what she wanted all along

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:20:11 2016 No.16077208 >>16076417 >Dead Space >Pops it on ezmodo while laughing at your conditions Unless the Asteroid section is identical on easy or hard you're going to be doing some turbo degenerate stuff for her by the end of the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:20:28 2016 No.16077210 >>16077111 If her arrival also brings greenery like in >>16077089 then even the Pharaoh would be OK with her. Unless she creates a blizzard that freezes people's hearts out of nowhere.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:21:19 2016 No.16077214

>>16077188
Not really. It's physical healing, with the actual insertion aspect of it (using a medium with as much impact to it as warm water) downplayed in favour of describing the slimegirl and her interactions.
I very easily can understand why you wouldn't like it, and I'm not going to rag on you if it's not to your tastes.
But I'd rather you not call it something it isn't. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:21:34 2016 No.16077216 >>16077208 >The Asteroid sectoin Fuck that section FUCK that section

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:21:40 2016 No.16077217 >>16077202 Is that a Barometz? The hell happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:21:52 2016 No.16077219 >>16077202 Is that a ball of mofu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:22:53 2016 No.16077223 >>16077203 But lilims can't lose, let alone to a simple human Except Victoria

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:24:05 2016 No.16077228 >>16077217 >>16077219 Super weresheep

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:25:26 2016 No.16077232 >>16077228 And I see the Mantis is blushing. Is there some hanky-panky going on in there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:26:15 2016 No.16077235 File: 127 KB, 406x542, Ha ha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077216 I 1 shot it first play through on Hard GIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tpHILeOSV8

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:26:57 2016 No.16077238 >>16077214 You're thoroughly describing a slimy object going up your arse. That is gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:26:57 2016 No.16077239 >>16077188 It's less like pegging than pouring bear down your ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:27:57 2016 No.16077241 >>16077235 >That one time I got super lucky and aced it on the first try And I've never replayed Dead Space ever again

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:28:48 2016 No.16077244

>>16077203
>"Yes anon, that's it! I planned this all along! Don't be angry, you can't help being outwitted by my superior planning skills!"
>Meanwhile she's tied to the bed and is under the effects of no fewer than five aphrodisiacs, her pussy a wet drooling mess that's just begging for a dick.
>When anon sticks it in she just says "All according to plan!" before completely losing her composure and devolving into begging for the dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:28:50 2016 No.16077245 >>16077235 What monster girl would challenge you to a card game? if you win you walk away, if she wins she rapes you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:30:01 2016 No.16077250 >>16077245 Wight, Vampire, Devil, Demon or Gazer. I'd throw the game and make sure she knows I'm throwing it by flirting with her constantly.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:33:05 2016 No.16077259

>>16077245
>Implying she'd settle for those conditions
>"Okay Anon, if I win then I get my way with you, if you win then you get your way with me. This way we both get what we want!"
>"By the way I don't have any cards, instead we'll play a fucking game, whoever orgasm first loses!"
>"Ready or not here I go!"

Maybe if it were a lich she'd be willing to play some card games.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:35:30 2016 No.16077265

>>16077173
>then my mind goes full lewd once she kisses me
That's where you need more training. It's possible to have chaste kisses with her.

Like when you're sitting in public together, or she leans up/down/across to peck you on the cheek as you're walking somewhere.

When you're cuddling in bed, you just need to focus on the comfort aspect rather than the sex aspect. Think about how safe and happy you make each other feel. If she's not a big girl, think about kissing her on the forehead and hugging her tightly to your chest, keeping her safe and protected.

The daughter technique also works well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:36:32 2016 No.16077271 >>16077239 I'd rather not pour a bear down my ass.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:38:31 2016 No.16077278

>>16077172
You need more self control and presence of mind to stop yourself from doing stuff like opening up Sadpanda.

>>16077181
I have to wonder what the context of the sex was to be slightly upsetting and to make a character appear powerful and threatening. Sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:39:45 2016 No.16077283 >>16077278 It's basically her jerking him off and using her magic mind control powers on him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:40:04 2016 No.16077284 >>16077203 That's retarded.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:41:05 2016 No.16077285

>>16077278
I've come to the conclusion that I may have an addiction
Sure, the headache could just be a coincidence, but I find it weird how it just happened 5 days into not fapping
It's ironic because I told myself that I don't have a problem and I'd last the month and not what happened last year

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:41:13 2016 No.16077286 >>16077283 Now it sounds interesting and hot. You'd better release it for reading.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:43:24 2016 No.16077292

>>16077285
I don't think an addiction to fapping can cause anything harmful like headaches, even if you stop doing it. Surely, it must be a coincidence.

>and I'd last the month and not what happened last year
Eh? You'll have to explain what you were trying to say here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:43:28 2016 No.16077293 >>16077286 I did. That was the first chapter. I'm writing an update on the third. You can start herehttp://pastebin.com/bWjykDuX

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:45:08 2016 No.16077297 >>16077292 >and I'd last the month and not what happened last year My bad. Had a stroke Meant that I told myself I'd do better this year in comparison to last year where I failed on the first day

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:47:19 2016 No.16077306 >>16077297 You can always start from today. Even if it's 23 days, that's still something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:49:36 2016 No.16077314 >>16077306 Eh, I mean, it's not the same Then again, I have nothing else to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:51:28 2016 No.16077325 >>16077314 Nofap from today until 7th of December?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:51:50 2016 No.16077326

>>16077297
You make it sound like some sort of big deal or accomplishment. Didn't you ever have some kind of field course or summer camp that lasted like five weeks where you wouldn't fap because there was no privacy? Not like it physically feels better after five days anyway. You just stop getting hard at the drop of a hat about three weeks out. But once you do, no stopping that train.

I get a better feeling of accomplishment from tracking down hard to find porn than I do abstaining.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:53:59 2016 No.16077332

>>16077326
>Didn't you ever have some kind of field course or summer camp that lasted like five weeks where you wouldn't fap because there was no privacy?
What's this pansy shit? When I was in the army people jerked off fully knowing everyone else was doing the same thing and we weren't embarrassed about it, no sir!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:54:29 2016 No.16077335

>>16077326
>Didn't you ever have some kind of field course or summer camp that lasted like five weeks where you wouldn't fap because there was no privacy?
>Tfw remember fapping in summer camp back when I was a wee lad
I'll never forget that day. The day I discovered the PSP's capabilities

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:56:01 2016 No.16077340 File: 599 KB, 1100x1600, 8ab12aa9f6099ba12b33ae2964963e4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh, this succubus doesn't feel like raping you anymore because you called her chubby, how do you make her feel better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:56:03 2016 No.16077341 >>16077332 That's nothing. Back in my day, we were packed in dorms so small and cramped you couldn't jerk it even once without your cum landing in some private's mouth. COs claimed it built character, they did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:56:46 2016 No.16077343 >>16077341 Remember: in the army it's not gay, it's brotherhood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:57:07 2016 No.16077346 >>16077340 Say she's not that chubby for a tramp with slutty piercings and a taste in fashion like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:57:48 2016 No.16077349 >>16077340 Grab her by the horns and bang her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:59:21 2016 No.16077354 >>16077340 By telling her shes beautiful and squeezing her pudge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 14:59:28 2016 No.16077356 >>16077340 She's not chubby, she's a perfect shape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:00:05 2016 No.16077357 >>16077340 You could impale people like Vlad the Impaler with a nose that sharp

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:01:16 2016 No.16077362 >>16077357 Defined features are attractive on a lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:02:02 2016 No.16077366 I've seen a lot of questions asking about daughterus in the thread lately but I don't think anyone's ever asked, who here actually has a 'daughteru'? What is she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:04:25 2016 No.16077370 >>16077340 where is her top? i wanna bully those tiddies and her tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:04:48 2016 No.16077371 >>16077366 She's a widdle Dwagonette.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:05:28 2016 No.16077373 >>16077366 I've got a Kobold daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:05:52 2016 No.16077375 >>16077366 Only KDF and Miiafag have defined, named daughterus. At least the only ones who matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:06:58 2016 No.16077379 >>16077375 >named They gave them names?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:07:13 2016 No.16077381 File: 399 KB, 804x1208, 2c77739495f3ef0fe7e0f564695b5576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077370 she lost it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:08:05 2016 No.16077384 >>16077379 Miiafag's daughtery is called either Sherry or Cherry, I can't remember which. It's based on a tradition in his family. KDF's is called Opal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:08:16 2016 No.16077385 >>16077381 Those rings and piercings make her look like a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:08:51 2016 No.16077387 >>16077384 oy vey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:09:38 2016 No.16077389 >>16077384 Huh. The more you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:09:51 2016 No.16077392 >>16077387 Oy eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:11:20 2016 No.16077393 >>16077366 Little Anubis pup later in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:14:51 2016 No.16077400 >>16077393 Any ideas for names?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:16:28 2016 No.16077405 >>16077340 By teasing her nipples and telling her that "Chubby" isn't a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:16:44 2016 No.16077406 >>16077400 Im thinking an Egyptian name or a biblical name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:16:54 2016 No.16077407 >>16077400 Faggotron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:18:32 2016 No.16077412 >>16077406 Fair enough. Both my waifu's and daughteru's names are based around Egyptian roots, even if there is a bit of swap-and-chop to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:18:54 2016 No.16077415 >>16077407 That just rolls right off the tongue now, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:18:58 2016 No.16077416 >>16077400 cocksucker mcgee

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:20:10 2016 No.16077420 >>16077400 Adele.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:20:21 2016 No.16077422 Can demon realm animals (i.e. not monster girls) talk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:20:34 2016 No.16077423 >>16077366 Dragon daughteru. Got the black hair from me and her black scales from my waifu. She hoards rare plants and is in love with her childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:20:47 2016 No.16077424 >>16077400 The Chrusinator

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:22:20 2016 No.16077429 >>16077424 Best Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:22:22 2016 No.16077431 >>16077412 Its a nice category of names >>16077416 >>16077407 >>16077424 I love this site.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:26:04 2016 No.16077438 File: 206 KB, 1224x1632, CwqbdMEVQAAMXnr.jpg-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Liches are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:26:26 2016 No.16077440 >>16077423 Her name is Mikaela by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:26:32 2016 No.16077441 >>16077422 I remember reading that yes I'd rather they not though

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:27:14 2016 No.16077443 >>16077438 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:27:31 2016 No.16077446 >>16077400 Larry

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:28:03 2016 No.16077448 >>16077438 >shortstack Lich Hnnnngh,

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:28:47 2016 No.16077451 File: 122 KB, 418x550, Epipelagic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mermaid speed writing: http://pastebin.com/9Pp31a1N Warning: contains disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:28:47 2016 No.16077452 >>16077448 They're for groping and cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:29:09 2016 No.16077455 File: 150 KB, 800x745, f45afab34d4baca8ce9c8303bd17f562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077438 dresses like a slut. she should learn some decency from other necromancers

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:32:25 2016 No.16077466

>>16077441
I don't see them actually being attracted to monster girls.

Look at it this way, are you attracted to a woman who's just legs and a giant snake head? Or a bear with human arms and legs?

Plus it means you can get a cool animal sidekick who can wisecrack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:36:49 2016 No.16077476 >>16077466 I wasn't thinking about any of this It's just that they'd be distracting and make life feel like a cartoon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:37:57 2016 No.16077480 >>16077440 Someone likes Drakengard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:41:29 2016 No.16077492 Do Ice Queens never go out of their palace? I'm imagining one as a NEET if that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:42:05 2016 No.16077496 >>16077480 I was thinking about a nice name for my daughteru that had something to do with flowers and my waifus name. I was amazed when I found drakengard. My daughteru bloomed to life at that moment.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:45:00 2016 No.16077506
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From line 74 onwards, we learn what it's like to hang out between dimensions and how to see where there's no light. No I didn't just add this part because Doctor Strange is cool, what are you thinking?

http://pastebin.com/MuA0VZfm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:46:11 2016 No.16077512 >>16077451 Why disappointment?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:46:28 2016 No.16077513 >>16077407 >>16077416 Rude. >>16077420 Musical. >>16077424 You mean Crushinator? I bet it's a wererabbit's name. >>16077446 Is your daughteru a lobstergirl.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:50:27 2016 No.16077526

>>16077492
That's my concept of them as well

Just a skinny looking girl with bags under her eyes from shitposting all night in a plain shirt and old panties with glacie servants that do everything for her so she can spend more time playing romance visual novels and feeling bad for herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 15:51:48 2016 No.16077531 >>16077451 This seems like a pretty comfy set-up if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:11:46 2016 No.16077557 Don't forget Sabbat's teaching N°72: The smaller your breasts are, the more sensitive they become And yes that does imply that large breasts don't feel anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:13:02 2016 No.16077559 >>16077557 But what if the breasts are so big they become so unsensitive that they become sensitive again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:13:58 2016 No.16077563 >>16077557 I need to test this with a loli. I shall begin by groping her chest and then I'll have her get a big chest so I can fondle that and compare the two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:15:23 2016 No.16077566 >>16077557 Remove this heresy from my screen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:15:49 2016 No.16077567 >>16077557 I wouldn't trust any of the Sabbath's teachings, let alone their Chinese knockoff's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:18:49 2016 No.16077572 >>16077238 It's less gay than having a prostate exam from a hot nurse/doctor

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:22:24 2016 No.16077581 >>16077506 Haven't seen it yet but I hope to Also good job showing how intimidating a powerful monster can be

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:23:23 2016 No.16077586

>>16077557
It's because small breasts have the same amount of nerves as big breasts. But on smaller breasts, they're more concentrated, which means a flat girl feels more when she's touched there.

That's why lolis feel so uncontrollably good when you kiss them on the nipples.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:23:25 2016 No.16077587

>>16077559
That doesn't work, Holsts and other big breasted species only fake it out of shame

>>16077563
This is absolutely forbidden and you risk being sent to the loli dungeon for up to 80 years

>>16077566
>>16077567
Don't worry, dumb onii-sans are accepted by the Sabbat so feel free to contact your local Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:24:47 2016 No.16077592 >>16077587 Think of the science anon! THE SCIENCE! I'll need a group of three or four familiars for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:28:26 2016 No.16077599 >>16077587 >Cult of Sabbat blasphemy Never

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:29:30 2016 No.16077601 >>16077592 Have fun being chased around the world for your unspeakable crimes then I hope your 4 oppai loli familars can run without tripping over

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:31:23 2016 No.16077604 >>16077601 Oh, they don't need to run, I can carry them. All who chase me shall become part the experiment! Chests will be fondled, cupsizes will change, and I will know once and for all if one truly is more sensitive than the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:32:47 2016 No.16077607 >>16077601 Magical familiars like that will just fly or float anyway. Have fun being smothered in weightless oppai-loli familiar boobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:35:59 2016 No.16077613 How about a german Anubis or an Italian Satyros?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:36:25 2016 No.16077616

>>16077604
>Anon betrayed the Sabbat and gave 4 familiars big breasts
>For years he was chased by the organization to pay for his crimes
>Each girl who chased him ended up joining him and gaining big tits
>One day he realized what he had built
>And thus the Oppai Sabbat was born

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:38:07 2016 No.16077618

>>16077586
So true heaven would be a girl with huge tits who has hundreds of times as many nerve endings all throughout her tits.

Literally just swirling your hands across her skin and aureola would drive her crazy until you give in and play with her tits to your hearts desire and cause her mind to shut off from the pleasure.

Actually applying your tongue and sucking on her tits would cause her to retreat into a world of pure white pleasure where she can't even compute anything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:42:09 2016 No.16077630 >>16077618 I want to bind one of those girls up and bring them to orgasm by groping her chest!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:43:30 2016 No.16077633 File: 2.36 MB, 1357x2057, 1441311821162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey, can I interest you in taking a Wock? They're really great, best thing ever made."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:44:15 2016 No.16077636 >>16077633 >It just wocks

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:44:59 2016 No.16077638
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>>16077586
Slim onee chan vamp sounds better to hold closer but onee chan tittypire sounds better for teasing and cuddling with

I CANT DECIDE WHICH VAMP I LIKE THE MOST,as long as its not lolipires,i hate lolis with every fiber of my being

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:46:28 2016 No.16077643 >>16077613 No. Just no. Anubis are Egyptian and will stay that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:48:11 2016 No.16077649 >>16077643 What about an Anubis with a German accent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:49:17 2016 No.16077653 File: 161 KB, 1000x1000, 57b5dbb9650d7f0e4727eb8e315fb44cb8d7b29def78afa33e07ed3b408b1f89.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077633 No thanks, I'm ok. I have this bowl of Mofu though, but you can only take one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:50:43 2016 No.16077659 >>16077649 Do you want a boston chick sex sounds? "Ah ya, ah ya, ya, there, ya ah ya."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:50:58 2016 No.16077660 >>16077649 No. A dragon would be more fitting if that. Not my perfectly tanned, bossy schedule dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:51:55 2016 No.16077662 >>16077232 It's super soft and warm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:52:02 2016 No.16077664 >>16077259 Im gonna win just to have her sit and step on my face all day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:54:15 2016 No.16077671 >>16077653 W-What happens if I dip my hand in?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:54:22 2016 No.16077673

>>16077293
>Jake had never been a smoker but Fletcher had been a goddamn chimney, and he’s said it didn’t matter because he was going to die young and leave gorgeous corpse behind.
Fix those errors, man.

>The Centaur had a cloak on the human bits, was holding a scythe and had a hood and… was that a gasmask? Next to it were badly drawn stick figures, no, wait, those were letters. “Here lieth the Bayne of Dreames”.
You son of a bitch.

Nice start, though. Quite intriguing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:54:38 2016 No.16077674 Just to check, the Jabberwock doujin still hasn't been translated yet, has it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:55:20 2016 No.16077675 File: 293 KB, 633x758, 1441479353494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >an Ushi-Oni will never push me down and physically take ownership of my sexuality

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:56:05 2016 No.16077676 >>16077674 sadly no, I dont think so

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:56:19 2016 No.16077677

>>16077618
But mathematically, if you take that same girl and make her breasts smaller, she'll get even more pleasure from the same thing.

Though what you wrote is pretty hot and appealing, though. Making a girl go stupid with happy feelings just from breastplay alone is great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:57:14 2016 No.16077682 >>16077675 >A Anubis will never claim you as her husband by giving you slippers, an apron and a collar >the collar stays on all the time to show you're hers >she'll never tell you that you're her house husband now

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:59:20 2016 No.16077691 >>16077675 Leave that reaction image garbage on /s4s/. It's starting to creep into this place more and more over time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:59:58 2016 No.16077693 >>16077682 >A Anubis Of course she won't. You can't into grammer, Wurmgoloid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:00:50 2016 No.16077696 File: 590 KB, 1200x1300, 1470704404298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077675 >using a non Monster Girl reaction image in a Monster Girl thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:02:10 2016 No.16077702 >>16077633 >>16077653 >>16077675 >>16077696 We're running low on images. Please remember to delete.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:02:14 2016 No.16077703 >>16077649 A German accent isn't sexy by itself, and it wouldn't really fit on an anubis. Even if the Germans are good at engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:03:17 2016 No.16077705 >>16077696 You're not much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:03:58 2016 No.16077709 >>16077693 Damn. I meant An* Anubis. Also don't bully Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:04:44 2016 No.16077711 >>16077671 See those tails? You're gonna get stung.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:04:54 2016 No.16077712 >>16077703 Yes but I always had an idea for a story involving an Anubis who's part German thanks in part to Erwin Rommel himself. That and I have a weakness for bossy, antagonistic girls in Nazi uniforms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:05:53 2016 No.16077715 >>16077693 So Anubi don't like stupid anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:06:45 2016 No.16077718 >>16077671 >>16077711 It's like one of those Zipangese finger traps that shady Tanuki from the far east sells.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:08:22 2016 No.16077723 >>16077638 >i hate lolis with every fiber of my being Better have a Hol near you, that Sabbath strike loli force is incoming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:10:13 2016 No.16077728 >>16077673 >Fix those errors, man. I see nothing wrong with that sentence, is it too long or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:10:24 2016 No.16077729 >>16077715 There may be a few that think your denseness is cute, and may want you to be their househusband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:11:59 2016 No.16077732 >>16077633 I've heard they are bad for the health. Is that true?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:12:17 2016 No.16077734 Quick! What happened to daddy and son anons story? Did I miss the conclusion? Did C is for Cookie note work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:12:58 2016 No.16077735 >>16077734 The hell are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:13:37 2016 No.16077737 >>16077734 Yes, papa anon is comfirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:13:49 2016 No.16077738 >>16077709 The most effective way to bully a Wurm is to deprive her of her sweets. I remembered one went on a rampage through 3 Order cities just to find a cupcake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:14:29 2016 No.16077742 >>16077729 >few Fuck. That means they're harder to find. And if I came across one who did some sort of test on me before I become their husband (e.g mental test) and I failed it. I don't think I could bare being rejected by an Anubis.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:15:27 2016 No.16077746

>>16077712
>Anubis descendant of Erwin Rommel, who secretly played around a bit during his time in North Africa in an alternate, monstergirl-populated Earth
>The "Jackal of the Desert Fox"
>A tall, strict anubis who looks fantastic in that style of uniform
>With the natural charisma and leadership skills of her ancestor, enhanced to supernatural degrees by her natural monstergirl magic, meaning she exudes an aura of complete command and dominance

Well, that's something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:16:29 2016 No.16077747 >>16077735 The man's obviously gone mad from a mind wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:16:33 2016 No.16077748 >>16077742 >I don't think I could bare being rejected by an Anubis. Especially when you use "bare", instead of the correct "bear".

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:16:43 2016 No.16077750 >>16077734 IIRC the dad responded to the cookie note with D is for Druella

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:16:47 2016 No.16077751

>>16077728
Not him, but it has essentially three sentences strung together instead of making it separate or one separate and a compound. Also, 'he's' should be 'he'd'.

And if those dummies aren't dead, and you're using 3rd person past for the story, then it should be 'was' and not 'had been'.

'Goddamn' should also be 'goddamned' in that tense.

All-in-all, not much to fuss about. I see way worse grammar here all the time.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:16:57 2016 No.16077753

>>16077735
>He doesn't know
There was an anon a bit ago saying his dad knows and likes MGs (Miia fav on MonMusu), and that papa MIGHT be visiting these threads, a lure has been cast and I think i've missed the conclusion to our papa anon arc.

Oh here it is >>16077737
Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:17:31 2016 No.16077757 >>16077746 I want to play World of Tanks with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:18:56 2016 No.16077765 >>16077750 Yes YES YEEESSSS!! PAPA ANON BLESS US ALL! He might we watching us right this moment, lurking in the shadows..

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:19:08 2016 No.16077767 >>16077753 There is a chance you're papa anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:19:38 2016 No.16077770 >>16077748 P-Please. I'm pretty sure it's bare? Right? I've always used it like that. My entire life. I've never had that marked wrongs when I was in school. Anon please

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:19:55 2016 No.16077771 >>16077753 Scary. If I was a dad, I wouldn't want my son to hang out and discuss monstergirls with freaks like me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:20:41 2016 No.16077773 >>16077770 For. Fuck. Sake. Wrong*

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:20:52 2016 No.16077778 >>16077771 >>16077767 Son is that you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:24:13 2016 No.16077792 >>16077778 No, but I think you should weird your son out by talking about monstergirls and his mother/your wife in the same context.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:27:56 2016 No.16077805 >>16077750 I could get along with him. 8/10, would drink and fuck around with power tools with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:28:35 2016 No.16077806 >>16077777

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:29:18 2016 No.16077807 >>16077778 Annoy your son by reading his writefaggotry out loud before the family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:31:14 2016 No.16077814 I want to make a big, muscled dragon with plenty of scars the little spoon.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:31:39 2016 No.16077817

>>16077770
>>16077770
> I'm pretty sure it's bare? Right? I've always used it like that. My entire life. I've never had that marked wrongs when I was in school.

This is adorable. It's like when Togame in Katanagatari keeps misusing "Cheerio!" as a cute battle cry, rather than the correct phrase "Chesto!" and she just has a mental breakdown when her lifelong mistake is revealed to her.

With that in mind, let me be the one to break it to you:
https://www.google.com?q=bear+or+bare+it

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:34:41 2016 No.16077827

>>16077728
"he's" should be "he'd"
"and leave gorgeous corpse behind" should have an "a" in it.

I only point the ones there out, because they were the only outright grammatical mistakes I saw. Aside from that, your writing is quite clunky and doesn't flow all that well, making it tedious to read, but it's not terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:35:11 2016 No.16077829 >>16077814 I want a dragon to make me her treasure so she has something to protect again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:37:31 2016 No.16077831 >>16077817 Damn, I just realised I should've said "let me be the bearer of bad news".

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:38:03 2016 No.16077833 >>16077814 That's not right

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:40:21 2016 No.16077837 >>16077817 Oh well I guess you learn something everyday. Maybe, like anon said, an Anubis will find this cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:42:35 2016 No.16077842 Who is better for apathetic sex, golem or lich?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:46:05 2016 No.16077850

>>16077837
Sure, if you don't mind her putting a collar on you, making you wear a school uniform (shirt, trousers, tie, blazer, the works) and obeying her every command. After all, she's the teacher, and you're her student.
Right now, she'll say you're about as dumb as a puppy, but she likes that about you, so she'll educate you and turn you into a fine, erudite man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:48:01 2016 No.16077857 >>16077842 None, they all lose to the dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:50:03 2016 No.16077863 >>16077857 Who can win against the dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:50:33 2016 No.16077864 >>16077850 I need it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:52:19 2016 No.16077870 >>16077863 Richard, he is after dick's greatest enemy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:52:39 2016 No.16077872 >>16077863 No one. Not even my OC lilim, not even keijo girls, not even gods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:52:46 2016 No.16077873 File: 371 KB, 815x882, 154385345434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16077863 If their smug level is high enough, any girl.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:53:17 2016 No.16077875

>>16077829
>Walking down the street one day in the city when you come across a sight you never thought you'd see
>A fat dragon.
>A thunder thighed, jelly bellied, wide reared dragon that's wearing a T-shirt like a bra and a pair of yoga pants that are fighting a valiant battle against her rear.
>She's munching on some Wendigo-brand Stretchy meat when a bag she's carrying falls without her noticing.
>Pick it up out of curiosity and find that it is positively filled with gems and coins.
>Your inner tanuki tells you to take it and run but you decide that you should return it for the sake of your conscious, along with the sake of your home should she find out.
>Its not that long a jog to her and she's more confused than anything when you offer it to her, more so when you turn down a reward, hoping you can end the conversation as quickly as possible so you can get to somewhere else.
>A few weeks pass and the incident completely vanishes from your mind until you step outside one day to see the dragon standing before your door, her clothes a bit more respectable (she's wearing jeans that are just a wee bit to small and a shirt that covers her gut) and her shape looks a tad less round.
>You're about to ask what she's doing here when she counters by saying that she's quite offended at your refusal of a reward and, with a growl, informs you that you better accept or else.
>You tell her to hold it as you've got to run off and do shopping.
>Her expression is something between outrage and shock as you rush passed her, hopping into your car and zipping off while she stays by your door.
>You'd hoped it would be the last time you saw her but it was, sadly, not to be.
>Week after week she returned to your door, her clothes a bit more impressive each time and her figure a bit less soft.
>Thunder thighs became thick slabs of muscle and her chunky rear firmed up into a pert bubble-butt that coins would shatter on.
>A flabby keg became a rock hard pack of abs that clothes could be ironed on and her chest.....Well, it remained the same size.
>Time and time again you tried to turn her down but now it was starting to get difficult, her powerful form chasing you so that you had to start taking evasive maneuvers to lose her.
>You were good up until the night she smashed into your room, a thin babydoll covering her body as the dust settled in your room.
>In the pale moonlight as you saw her sharp features and a wide, fangfilled grin, you knew what she was telling you without words.
>Tonight
>You

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:53:21 2016 No.16077878 >>16077870 after all* DAMN IT, stop eating my words.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:53:57 2016 No.16077881

>>16077863
A monstergirl sorcoress who discovers true, forbidden knowledge above even the gods, beyond the scope of the Chief God or Demon Lord.
One who creates a realm where her will is absolute, and even omnipotents who stray into it will be at her mercy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:54:57 2016 No.16077884 >>16077863 A lot of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:55:35 2016 No.16077886 >>16077873 Wow. That's a big tail. I feel sorry for the poor man on the end of it. He will run out of fluids and dry up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:56:17 2016 No.16077889 >>16077875 DIE Tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:56:25 2016 No.16077892 >>16077873 That means the user was weak. People who lose to smug lolis needs more dick training. >>16077875 >Fat dragons Ehh, you know I'm gonna put them through some heavy training to get normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:57:26 2016 No.16077895 >>16077892 Did you read the whole thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:59:41 2016 No.16077900 >>16077895 I'm sorry Anon please forgive me and squish me with fat dragons as a punishment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:01:44 2016 No.16077906 >>16077900 Also kinda funy my dick went from flabby to rock hard. I think I have a lot in common to dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:01:47 2016 No.16077907 >>16077900 Sorry anon, you need to get a fat dragon's attention for her to do that. And even then she may get herself back into fighting shape so that she looks like she did in the good old days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:04:29 2016 No.16077914 >>16077907 It's okay. She can get fat as punishment for me and go back once I behave. I think I finally like fat dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:07:17 2016 No.16077925 >>16077914 They are better for face sitting but their true form is that of muscle..... Unless they are wocks, those are doomed to a life of softness.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:08:01 2016 No.16077929

>>16077864
Well, maybe if you go into her office and ask really nicely, she'll offer you some private lessons. Mathematics, literature and languages, the sciences, business and finances, cooking, classical studies and philosophy... everything you could ever want to know to become truly fine, well-studied man.

Just you and her, for seven hours every weekday, alone in a clean and comfortable classroom. Of course, you'll have to let her dress you properly every morning too. You just can't seem you do your tie or tuck your shirt in to her standards. So bear with it as she leans close, giving you a clear view of her delicous brown cleavage, her sparkling eyes and luscious lips inches from you as her dextrous digits fasten your tie. And don't struggle as she unbelts your trousers, and wraps her arms around you from behind to tuck your shirt in, from the rear to the front, her paws lingering as she makes certain your fly's zipped up.

Don't forget, you'll be eating only the food she provides too. A healthy diet is a key part of a sharp mind and efficient learning, after all. What's that? Spiking the food? Nonsense, she's your teacher, she's there to exercise care and responsibility over you. And of course she isn't any taller than before. But your uniform seems looser and baggier than it was last week? Well, she can always get you another one. However many you need until they fit you.

Anything for the model student she'll be moulding you into.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:08:07 2016 No.16077931

>Ignore your waifu
>Insult her when in public
>Act cold and dismiss her needs as irrelevant
>Only care for yourself
>Never show even a bit of love even after all her and other people's attempts
>Have your waifu be constantly depressed
>Be the most hated person in the city by every man, woman and child
>Hit your waifu
>Shrug her off when she tries to cuddle or hug in bed and push her off
>Make her sleep on the cold floor
>It's all her fetish, and you're performing marvelously
Could you do it?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:09:09 2016 No.16077934

>>16077842
Those two actually do have alot in common don't they? Mostly emotionless, both are described as good at learning a mans weakpoints and finding the most efficient way to milk them. Since golems are apprently made through magic, a lich teaching a golem what settings to use or a golem reporting her findings on how best to milk someone is a thing that actually could happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:10:09 2016 No.16077939 >>16077931 Would rather kill myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:10:30 2016 No.16077940 >>16077925 Wocks aren't doomed to softness, they're blessed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:11:04 2016 No.16077941 >>16077931 No, I couldn't bring myself to it. at least not in public. In the bedroom sure. In the house, maybe, but doubtful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:11:15 2016 No.16077943 >>16077931 So I just have to act like I always do? Sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:11:21 2016 No.16077945 >>16077931 I think it would spiral me into a depression if I did any of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:11:25 2016 No.16077946 >>16077931 Yes, sounds fun. Doubly so if I was secure in the knowledge that other men didn't love her enough to unleash their inner asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:11:47 2016 No.16077947 >>16077931 I said fuck ypu to her earlier in the thread and I still regret it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:12:25 2016 No.16077953 >>16077940 No, they're doomed. A wock without an otouto will suffer a rapid increase in weight until she finds a mate, which will allow her to remain reasonably soft instead of being full-on hamplanet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:12:27 2016 No.16077954 >>16077946 That's some pretty backwards logic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:12:31 2016 No.16077955 >>16077947 Haha, fuck you weenie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:13:27 2016 No.16077958 >>16077931 Only so long as she puts on a bunch of weight so I can make her wear overly skimpy clothes in public while making fun of her size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:13:58 2016 No.16077960 >>16077955 I'm good, my waifu is not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:15:32 2016 No.16077962 >>16077931 >>16077941 I could pull this off on public its not that radically different from how i usually act, but i would be sure to have lots of cuddles on home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:15:38 2016 No.16077964 >>16077958 That's terrible. Why would you ever so that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:15:48 2016 No.16077967 >>16077931 As long as she does the same to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:16:55 2016 No.16077971 >>16077929 A teacher Anubis is something I didn't know I wanted so bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:18:49 2016 No.16077975 >>16077875 Ruined.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:19:27 2016 No.16077977

>>16077954
What? Nah man.
So on one level I just think acting like that with no real repercussions would be fun.
Having not a cuddly waifu but a little slave bitch who knows her place. Is this the only reality I could go for? No. In my heart I'm open to nearly any situation and could as easily be a loving patron father or doting househusband or whatever else.
But this is certainly in my "yeah, that could be in interesting relationship bucket" by default.

Now top that with the fact that I would be secretly indulging an extreme masochist, who under the game was really grateful for it. Who got off from every time I went to flirt with another woman, or called her a stupid whore, or left her tied up and forgotten for the night. It would be our secret, our deeply held gem of confidence.

And 80% of the fucks here aren't dick enough to try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:19:52 2016 No.16077979 >>16077964 So I can call her a pig, slap her rear in public, and jiggle her gut while telling her that she's frightening the children with her giant appetite.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:19:58 2016 No.16077981

>>16077931
I'd find it really fucking hard. I'm trying to change myself to do otherwise, but I find it hard to be anything except friendly to people unless they're real assholes. I think I care too much about what people think of me in regards to being nice or not.

Besides, if stuff like that was her fetish, she wouldn't be my waifu anyway. But hitting her and making her constantly depressed is a big fat "No."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:20:26 2016 No.16077984 >>16077931 I'd rather die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:20:31 2016 No.16077985 >>16077953 I want to become a soft wock's otouto! And cuddle her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:20:50 2016 No.16077986 File: 1.19 MB, 1700x2400, Scylla cen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://my.mixtape.moe/tspjgd.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:21:19 2016 No.16077992 >>16077962 No cuddles! Constant bullying! More you do it more she cums from the denial play

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:21:40 2016 No.16077993 >>16077986 Nice. Scylla needs more love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:22:28 2016 No.16077998 >>16077979 She'll break down in tears!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:23:11 2016 No.16078000

>>16077977
Even consensually, that seems like the signs of some deeply troubled and emotionally unbalanced person, if they want something like that.
Of course, there's you saying "we're so secure in our relationship I can abuse to that extent and she'll love it", but that's the point when certain alarm bells should be ringing.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:25:30 2016 No.16078009

>>16077985
Good man.
She'll go from a lard dragon to onee-soft in no time once she has you.

>>16077998
Because its what she wants.
I'll take her to the beach in a string bikini, wait for an hour and then have her go around the beach and apologize to everyone for her indecent form.

And once we get home she's going to be paying me back with cuddling and tender sex to make up for everything she makes me do during the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:25:48 2016 No.16078011 >>16077986 My shit eyesight and that thumbnail made me immediately think it was that one girl from taimanin asagi

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:27:26 2016 No.16078016 >>16078009 Even if she likes it. No monster girl should be treated like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:27:31 2016 No.16078017 >>16077934 >A pair of stone faced beauties talking about all your fetishes and how much of a pervert you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:28:58 2016 No.16078022 >>16078011 She deserved better, like the redhead from that shit series with Not!Guts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:29:20 2016 No.16078024 >>16078016 You tell that to her when she's getting told to eat a bunch of fried food like the pig she is while she's sopping wet between her legs. We are talking Ryouna tier masochist here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:29:50 2016 No.16078026 >>16078009 >bullying the chubby MGs You've gone too far. Can't you see the appeal of gap moe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:30:56 2016 No.16078032 >>16078024 >Ryouna tier Oh, I see, you're just trying to sneak your shit fetish into the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:33:52 2016 No.16078044 >>16078032 Anon I think he's talking about the Senran Kagura character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:34:00 2016 No.16078046 >>16077992 without the cuddles i fear that it will become actual abuse

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:35:20 2016 No.16078049 >>16078026 Believe me, I enjoy my chubby himederes as much as the next guy but the topic is bullying her because it gets her off. >>16078032 Honestly, this isn't even top 10 Fetish for me, although Ryouna is a good girl. Miyabi a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:35:27 2016 No.16078050 >>16077931 The worst part is the people saying they would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:35:35 2016 No.16078052 >>16078044 That's just intentionally misleading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:35:37 2016 No.16078053 >>16077986 That ass doesn't look as fat as I'd like to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:36:09 2016 No.16078056 >>16078053 as I'd prefer it to be*

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:36:30 2016 No.16078059 >>16078049 >Miyabi a best You have good taste. >>16078052 I don't know, I think you just jumped the gun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:38:59 2016 No.16078070 >>16078059 >talking about emotionally abusing and physically beating your waifu >Someone mentions how much they like Ryouna in that context No, not really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:38:59 2016 No.16078071 >>16078052 No, I'm talking the Senran. The FETISH is crap, the girl is good. Then again, saying that a Senran is a good girl I'd like saying water is wet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:40:18 2016 No.16078077 >>16078070 No, you jumped the gun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:40:42 2016 No.16078078 >>16078070 The Senran with that name actually is a gigantic masochist. Her name is actually a play on the ryouna fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:41:20 2016 No.16078081 >>16078071 But anon, there are bad Senrans. Like Minori and Mirai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:41:37 2016 No.16078083 >>16078078 Hence, intentionally misleading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:41:49 2016 No.16078085 >>16077931 No way. I'm too much of a softie to do something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:46:46 2016 No.16078110 >>16078085 You're not a softie, just mentally healthy. Yes, I know we are talking about female imaginary monsters on the internet, but you know what I meant

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:47:41 2016 No.16078114 >>16078081 Minori I will give you as less desirable but Mirai is cute. Would make kittens with. >>16078083 Its more a coincidence than anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:48:49 2016 No.16078119 >>16078114 Mirai is shit. Ryobi is the cuter flat girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:49:49 2016 No.16078124 >>16078119 Well yeah, Ryoubi is cute but I do enjoy Mirai for being a smug tiny girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:50:31 2016 No.16078125 >>16078110 Imaginary friends are perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:50:33 2016 No.16078126 >>16078119 What Monster girl is Ryoubi?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:51:14 2016 No.16078129
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>Vampfu desperately wants a daugheru to spoil and prove our love
>First month she tries mushrooms,Nothing happens
>Second month she tries Humpty egg jelly,nothing happens
>Third month she tries concentrated manticore venom,nothing happens
>She only stays curled in a ball with the wings around her body,depressed
>Shes barely sucking blood and her body is already looking unhealthy thin

WHAT DO I DO

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:52:18 2016 No.16078132 [DELETED]

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The sky appears dull grey
A soft wind blows through the grass and your hair.

A Mantis blocks your path, without a word.
Your destination lies ahead, yet she will not let you pass.
What do you do next?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:52:20 2016 No.16078133 >>16078126 Red Cap?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:52:24 2016 No.16078134 >>16078126 I'd go with her being a strict, flat angel while her sister is a chesty dark angel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:53:51 2016 No.16078142 >>16078132 Ask her kindly if she would move out of the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:53:59 2016 No.16078143 >>16078129 You are the one that's supposed to use them, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:55:04 2016 No.16078145 >>16078132 Go around her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:55:38 2016 No.16078146 >>16078132 So it's come to this huh? unsheathes katana Let me show you the strength of my resolve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:56:41 2016 No.16078152 >>16078129 >find someone else's daughteru >abduct and bite >enjoy loli vampire goodness

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:57:11 2016 No.16078154 >>16078132 Introduce her to Metal Gear Revengeance and watch her excitement grow with every one-liner. Let her rip!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:58:37 2016 No.16078157 >>16078152 >Daughter NTR End yourself my man.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:58:58 2016 No.16078158

>>16078152
But anon, now she has competition! What's to stop your new daughteru from becoming your waifu? You're not blood related, after all.

Wait, does that work? I mean, she probably sucks your blood, too. So I suppose in a medical sense you ARE blood related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 18:59:07 2016 No.16078160 >>16078132 Hmm, I always knew this day would come, ever since that day. This wind.... is crying unsheathes halberd

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:05:26 2016 No.16078183 >>16078146 >>16078160 Neither of you are funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:06:26 2016 No.16078188 >>16078132 Smooch her on the mouth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:07:08 2016 No.16078193 File: 365 KB, 1021x1136, 1445464948418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16078143 She did! i am just retarded at nouns >>16078152 Eat Spicy chilli my friend

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:08:57 2016 No.16078198 [DELETED]

>>16078154
>introduce stony faced mantis to the glory of MGRR
>makes her way through Metal Gear Ray without blinking
>start to detect a twitch at "I am here to kill you"
>notice her rocking back and forth slightly when a Stranger I Remain
>final a slight smirk appears with "LEFT HAND RULE"
>by the time you find out that kids are cruel she's smirking
>Jet Stream Sam
>she's silent through the entire fight, but you can tell she's fist pumping internally when she wins
>after Metal Gear Excelsior and playing college ball, you finally get to hear The War Still Rages on
>before you can curse Platinum for making such a short game your mantis turns around
>her face
>sweet lord her face
>it's contorted into the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen in your life
>sunlight glints of her teeth
>her hair blows in an impossible breeze
>you know who's the boss

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:08:58 2016 No.16078200 >>16078193 >Stop bullying my mom with your fat cocks! >I-It's my turn to be bullied!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:08:59 2016 No.16078201 [DELETED]

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>>16078142
You ask, yet to no avail, as she remains in place.

>>16078145
You try to go around, yet the road refuses to bend, as the lady persistently follows your road.

>>16078146
>>16078160
You unsheathe your weapon, and lick your blade. The lady unimpressed, shows her resolve and removes your blade.
Now there you are, unarmed and with no more blade, your path blocked yet again by the lady with the green blades.

>>16078154
You shout your words - Let her rip!
and she responds with glee, challenging you to show your true nature before her.

>>16078188
You move to show your love, but without show or pride, the lady is not impressed.
You fail to get closer, receiving the lip that remains cold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:11:47 2016 No.16078211 >>16078200 >Masochist Dhampir daugheru >The kind of person that always goes tanks in MMO Nononononono, tanks are fucking useless if everyone got good at dodging

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:12:25 2016 No.16078214 i've yet to find out if that one dude fucked his sisters or if that other guy's dad has a waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:13:18 2016 No.16078220 >>16078201 >as she remains in place. Alright, if she wouldn't respond to that I guess I could ask if she wanted to come with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:14:15 2016 No.16078221 >>16078201 Yare Yare Daze. I was going to go easy on you kid, but you just had to go and do that... throws off shirt A word for the wise... assumes the crane kick position These hands are my deadliest weapons of all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:15:59 2016 No.16078223 >>16078201 Then I'll start rubbing her antenna

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:16:04 2016 No.16078224 >>16078201 Well shes just being rude by blocking my path for no reason. Is she just bored?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:17:10 2016 No.16078227 uh oh your waifu accidentally all the things what do

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:18:17 2016 No.16078234 >>16078227 shove a dildo up my ass and continue to shitpost on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:18:58 2016 No.16078235 >>16078201 Do Mantis' like fruit? I have a ripe mango in my pocket to trade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:19:21 2016 No.16078238 >>16078227 vote hillary I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:20:40 2016 No.16078243 >>16078238 >tfw Bernkastel would've made monster girls real

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:21:40 2016 No.16078248

>>16077837
I'm fairly certain that, rather than raw intelligence out the gate, an Anubis would mostly just want a guy capable of listening to and following her well-planned instructions. Which would include lessons to fill in whatever blanks she finds wanting in you.

>>16077929
I can't tell if this is heaven or hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:21:55 2016 No.16078249 >>16078238 >voting for a lizardman

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:24:24 2016 No.16078262 That RP went on for a long time without anyone calling it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:25:43 2016 No.16078264 >>16078243 None of them could make monsters real. That would make us happy and politicians don't want everyone happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:26:27 2016 No.16078268 >>16077986 Her face looks familiar. Is this the same artist who does the cute tomboy blue oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:26:58 2016 No.16078269 are wurms still retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:29:24 2016 No.16078278 >>16077986 I hope scylla content necer ends

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:32:19 2016 No.16078292 File: 311 KB, 1088x1050, Wurmy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16078269 Does this looks retarded to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:34:34 2016 No.16078303 >>16076783 There was a guy on the wiki doing a pretty good one but alot of its parts are unfinished.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:36:31 2016 No.16078308 >>16078292 yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:36:42 2016 No.16078309 >>16078262 That's not real roleplay you newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:41:02 2016 No.16078323 >>16078292 She looks like a smart lady who knows that pre-coitus womb stimulation can be helpful in conceiving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:43:45 2016 No.16078333 >>16074944 I doubt shouting it to the heavens would accomplish even that much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:49:41 2016 No.16078344 So currently there are 192 English profiles right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:01:11 2016 No.16078378 >>16078344 At least 150 or more to see, to be a monstergirl master is my destiny!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:10:49 2016 No.16078405 File: 439 KB, 800x600, a260754228ed0a87b28a5eeee2a93e73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whore-Spiders are the prettiest!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:12:26 2016 No.16078410 >>16077691 I think you're confusing /r9k/ and [s4s]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:13:46 2016 No.16078413 /mgt/ you have to help me. I've been fantasizing about having a Hobbit waifu all day and I can't get the fucking shire music out of my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:16:47 2016 No.16078425 >>16078413 Replace it with something else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGGlVg5PpY

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:23:23 2016 No.16078447 >>16078413 Listen to the Flip Flappers ED until that gets stuck in your head instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:23:42 2016 No.16078448 >>16078405 Dude, I don't even enjoy spiders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:24:17 2016 No.16078452 >>16078425 >>16078447 You guys don't get it, it's not just the music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:26:40 2016 No.16078457 >>16076819 >Troll dressed as Mumm Could work I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:27:51 2016 No.16078464 >>16078425 I love and hate everything about that video

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:28:57 2016 No.16078466 >>16077587 I'm going to punt a Baphomet and then go home and cuddle my busty Hellhound waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:30:40 2016 No.16078469 >>16077873 I want that Manticore to rape me senseless. I want to kiss her during.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:32:15 2016 No.16078476 >>16078452 Think about cute big girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:39:28 2016 No.16078499 File: 341 KB, 850x832, 1443496443273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If lilims are the strongest monsters bar the Lord, how many days in a row they can go doki doki before passing out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:41:14 2016 No.16078505 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045016/Raccoon-dogs-skinned-alive-make-cheap-copies-Ugg-boots.html Capitalism is a cruel mistress to Tanuki.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:41:54 2016 No.16078507

>>16078211
>You'll never spank a Dhampir while balls deep in her and hear her squeal in joy.
>She'll never start nibbling your neck because of her vampiric ancestry even though she can't drink your blood.
>The two of you will never catch her Ojou-sama Vampire sister spying on the two of you fucking and masturbating.
>Your Dhampir girlfriend will never grin evilly before grabbing her sister and shoving her on the bed.
>She'll never lay down beneath her sister and force the Vampire to spread her legs.
>She'll never tell you to "punish her perverted sister" for spying on you two with a lewd grin on her face.
>You'll never violate her Ojou-sama sister while her protests turn to moans.
>The Dhampir will never switch positions so she's behind you and start nibbling on your ears and blowing into them.
>You'll never be sandwiched between the two of them and feel the delicious contrast between the Vampire's soft and smooth body and the Dhampir's toned and firm body.
>You'll never end up being milked all night long by the two of them.
>You'll never wind up marrying both sisters and "bully" them with your dick every night.
Fuck.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:43:54 2016 No.16078513

>>16078499
Depends what you mean.
If it's the kind where she admires her crush from afar, then she can go for months.
If it's the kind where he's right on top of her and they're about to do it, she can only go for about ten minutes unless he sticks it in. Then she can go the whole night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:43:54 2016 No.16078514 >>16078499 How many Lilims does it take to change a lamp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:51:17 2016 No.16078530 >>16078507 Wait wait wait, which one is the soft dhampir and who is the firm dhampir? hopefully the big sister is the soft tittypire and the little sister the firm one

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:51:24 2016 No.16078531 File: 341 KB, 1080x1920, 1436423686378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16078507 If she has an ass this plump, I couldn't resist smacking it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:52:50 2016 No.16078534 >>16078499 How many BPM are they doki'ing at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:53:06 2016 No.16078537 >>16078476 I don't into cute, Anon. I like my women like I like my whiskey. Smooth, and yet robust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:53:12 2016 No.16078539 >>16077986 Artist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:54:36 2016 No.16078541 >>16078537 Then think about wine big girls shooing away the small ones.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:56:19 2016 No.16078544
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>>16078499
I always liked the reasoning behind that image being created.

The idea that succubi can sense / smell fetishes from miles away to track men down like a shark finding a droplet of blood in the ocean was funny as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:57:12 2016 No.16078546 File: 260 KB, 850x850, drunkards.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16078541 >Wine big girls shoo'ing away small ones >MFW Satyros shoo'ing away Apophis

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:57:17 2016 No.16078547 >>16078530 The Dhampir is the firm one, the Vampire is the soft one. And yes, the Vampire is the Onee-san. Older than you and the Dhampir by a few years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:57:37 2016 No.16078548 >>16078507 >she can't drink your blood Since when can a Dhampir not drink blood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:58:21 2016 No.16078550 >>16078548 I dunno, I just thought it'd be cute. She still has the instinct but can't follow through so she nibbles you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:00:39 2016 No.16078554 >>16078546 I was thinking more about an Oni shooing a Redcap, but that works too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:04:54 2016 No.16078562 >>16078547 Oh ok, seems like there was a mixups between Dhampir/vampire in the greentext and i just got confused >Dhampir GF >Her Vampire sister How can one be just half vampire and her sister a full blooded vampire?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:06:36 2016 No.16078566 >>16078562 According to the profile, Dhampirs are actually decently rare mutations. Seems most of the time Vampires give birth to vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:08:03 2016 No.16078568 >>16078562 Well, in the folklore, a human woman that is vampirized while pregnant gives birth to a dhampir, while a vampire proper gives birth to vampires. I'm not sure about the official MGE lore tho

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:09:38 2016 No.16078573

>>16078566
>Proceeds to re-read profile

Man i had the wrong idea all this time, i trough it was

>Vampire+Male Human=Always Dhampir
>Vampire+Incubus=Always Vampire

good to know this fact now,more reason to furiously cuddle vampire wife, i need at least one dhampir daugheru

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:09:48 2016 No.16078574 >>16078344 I think so. 100 from encyclopedia 1, the first 86 from encyclopedia 2 plus the 4 now translated, plus 2 new ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:12:21 2016 No.16078579 >>16078574 I wonder how long until it's over. It's kinda scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:14:51 2016 No.16078587 >>16078573 I thought the same. Maybe another fixed translation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:15:18 2016 No.16078588 >>16078579 english release of the 2nd book should be out sometime next year around april or march? someone correct me if im wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:17:54 2016 No.16078596 >>16078587 I'm sure it was like that. Maybe they've changed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:18:32 2016 No.16078597 >>16078579 I really don't know. I mean theres no real shortage of monsters and yokai from rpgs or myths to turn into cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:21:53 2016 No.16078603 File: 393 KB, 1023x723, 6b5d6134bd85140503c7a2d961335556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Druella! you are part of my heart now! part of Anon's Harem! >"Ever the fool girl!" >"AND FOREVER, A PAWN OF YOUR HUSBAND!"

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:22:50 2016 No.16078611

>>16078588
Seven Seas says mid-late 2017. You're looking at sometime around June.

http://www.gomanga.com/articles/extraextra/seven-seas-continues-its-scholarly-pursuit-with-the-second-volume-of-monster-girl-encyclopedia/973

>>16078587
No, it was like that. You might be blending with more traditional mythos or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:23:02 2016 No.16078612 >>16078505 Don't feel bad, in MGc it would be tanuki skinning other tanuki alive

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:23:43 2016 No.16078615 >>16078603 Fuck off Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:25:31 2016 No.16078619 >>16078603 Lilim alphabet when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:26:16 2016 No.16078621 >>16078603 Harems are shit >>16078548 They can

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:27:17 2016 No.16078623 >>16078619 A is for... yeah there isn't a lilim starting with A Or B Or C Cap'n CRUNCHER doesn't fucking count

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:27:21 2016 No.16078625

>>16078579
I'm satisfied. The most superior canine family is already well fleshed.
>Werewolf
>Anubis
>Inari-kitsune
>Youko
>Gyoubu Danuki (maybe we'll get Danzaburou Danuki?)
>Kobold
>Kikimora
>Hellhound
>Cu Sith

There are still some entries like koma-inu, or Tiangou/Wolf Tengu, or the Black Hound, or very notably Coyote, but we've covered a lot of bases for wagging fluffy tails already.

Do you really need anything other than dog types?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:28:41 2016 No.16078629 >>16078623 We need more OCs to fill that out. Crunchie counts though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:28:44 2016 No.16078630 >>16078625 >Do you really need anything other than dog types? Snakes. Maybe a few more succubi to fuel my manslut fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:30:04 2016 No.16078634 >>16078623 Who even is the retard that invented CRASHER?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:30:13 2016 No.16078635 >>16078625 I do. I only see dogs as friends. We also need a cerberus monster. Maybe she has three personalities or somthing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:31:07 2016 No.16078641 >>16078625 Black Hound is Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:34:12 2016 No.16078648 >>16078635 Chimaera already covers the multiple personalities angle. Not that there can't be more, but it's just very niche and unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:36:50 2016 No.16078654 >>16078641 Ah, yeah. You're right. I guess they pretty neatly cover barghasts, Moddey Dhoo, and Cŵn Annwn. Which only reinforces the point that we're nearly full up on Best Type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:37:32 2016 No.16078655 >>16078648 What if cerberus are actually three girls that always walk together like the wind weasel gang?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:37:46 2016 No.16078656 >>16078654 I mean you could make the claim that Black Hounds are separate beings, but really, all a Hellhound is, is the christian flavor of black hound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:39:30 2016 No.16078659 >>16078655 Like a group of bodyguards or something? Could have a thugdere protector vibe going, I could see that working.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:40:10 2016 No.16078661 >>16078625 Oh, you forgot Fenfen too! How can you even forget that cutie? >Hellhound and Fenfen sandwhich Okay, I guess this is the only thing in the world that will make my heart go back to wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:40:15 2016 No.16078662 >>16078623 >>16078634 I'm pretty sure her name was CRUSHER. After randomly hearing the name, the rest of the thread seems to have threadcanon'd her into existence as some kind of Lucha Libre Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:41:20 2016 No.16078664 >>16078662 I thought it was CRUMPLER

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:42:05 2016 No.16078666

>>16078635
hellhound triplets all wearing the same over sized T-shirt with their heads poking out of the 3 top holes

alternatively

hellhound who made plush hellhound heads with button eyes, stitched smiles, and black yarn for hair, along with red crafting paper cut in the shape of fire, taped next to the eyes
the poor thing hasn't any friends and makes conversation with them, she often talks about that cute boy anon who lives a few blocks down

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:43:18 2016 No.16078669 >>16078662 That CRUSHER shit's awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:43:30 2016 No.16078670 >>16078662 I thought it was Cramp

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:43:53 2016 No.16078672 >>16078662 Nah man you're thinking of CRUISER

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:44:27 2016 No.16078673 >>16078611 Well the final second encyclopedia profile is november so im guessing sometime after that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:45:29 2016 No.16078678 >>16077451 i sincerely hope this mermaid doesn't have a pseudopenis and doesn't hang men upside down to gestate after impregnating them

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:46:38 2016 No.16078684 >>16078678 DELET THIS

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:47:11 2016 No.16078686

>>16078673
If they were waiting to start printing until after KC publicly published the last profile in November then the release date would be sometime in 2018; mass publishing isn't that fast. It's possible they know something we don't. Maybe they're shooting for a concurrent release?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:47:24 2016 No.16078687 >>16078678 That is an awfully specific fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:48:49 2016 No.16078697 >>16078687 He's having flashbacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:49:32 2016 No.16078704 >>16078673 The last MGE2 profile, the Nurarihyon, should be in August. And that's only if there's a brand new profile between every single release, and/or KC never releases more then one for holidays or the like.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:51:25 2016 No.16078710 >>16078708 Fucking Fenfen is too cute for my poor heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:51:29 2016 No.16078711 >>16078708 Fenrir sure is cute, even when she's mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:53:14 2016 No.16078720 File: 521 KB, 1600x1200, 1475967014302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fenfen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:55:18 2016 No.16078733 >>16078710 >>16078720 >Fenfen Jesus, stop this cringy shit you autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:55:49 2016 No.16078738 >>16078720 What's with the harness on the bottomless loli? Is she a sled dog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:55:56 2016 No.16078739 File: 496 KB, 2150x3035, __fenrir_granblue_fantasy_and_shingeki_no_bahamut_drawn_by_azuki_azuki_taste__b2b5a3383a54257fc37a5f3f138bccd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16078720 Breeding sex with Fenrir in heat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:57:20 2016 No.16078745 >>16078738 Mom is a shit parent and can't stop her from wandering away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:57:44 2016 No.16078748 >>16078738 That's called a daughteru. >>16078733 Ririr

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:59:35 2016 No.16078753 >>16078708 Bad doggy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:59:45 2016 No.16078754 >>16078733 >cutesy pet names are cringy I weep for today's youth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:02:24 2016 No.16078757 >>16078754 You're the kind of faggot who would call your wife "bae".

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:06:16 2016 No.16078768 >>16078757 Whispering bae into my waifus ears has the same effect as giving her a raging mushroom. It's quite effective.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:11:19 2016 No.16078787 >>16078768 Shit taste sticks together I suppose

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:14:46 2016 No.16078800 >>16078787 You suppose? Just look at yourself and your thicc waifu bruh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:14:59 2016 No.16078801 >>16078768 worse than the daughteru dickers in all honesty.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:15:11 2016 No.16078803
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>be married to a zinogirl
>you're having sexy time with her riding cowgirl
>suddenly she stops moving her hips up and down
>simply gives you a lust-filled smile and starts grinding herself on your dick
>...where are those balls of light coming from?
>waifu sparks with electricity, glowing brighter and brighter
>finally she tenses uo and clamps down on you hard
>you're blinded by what looked like a bolt of lightning indoors
>when your sight returns, she's buzzing with energy and her fur is standing on end, making her look more feral
>tonight's gonna be long, just like your pelvis' recovery
Does your waifu change when she goes into en-rape-ed mode?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:17:36 2016 No.16078814 >>16078801 But my daughteru is also my bae. >She kills herself

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:19:22 2016 No.16078824 >>16078800 >My waifu is "thicc" No sir, she is 7ft tall and toned with an hourglass figure. Not "thicc".

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:19:42 2016 No.16078825 >>16078803 >dragon >rape mode Sir i do not believe i can walk, talk, or think for the next three weeks. Also how do you trigger your waifs rape mode? I just call myself worthless!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:23:49 2016 No.16078844 >>16078803 My waifu's scales glow orange when she is rapey or mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:28:08 2016 No.16078857 >>16078803 My waifu doesn't have one of those modes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:28:20 2016 No.16078860 >>16078803 >lilim >rape mode I don't even want to know >>16078825 Legends say it takes a trip throughout the world to obtain and make a cocktail out of every drug known to monsters

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:30:11 2016 No.16078865 >>16078825 >Also how do you trigger your waifs rape mode? oh, you know, just poke her with a sword until she gets annoyed, or, if you really want to set her off, break some parts

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:31:24 2016 No.16078870 >>16078865 >poke her with a sword Do not stab the waifu

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:31:56 2016 No.16078873
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>no adoring fluffy tailed wife who comes home limp and haggard only for me to pull the classic "Dinner, a bath, or me?" when we both know she's going to ask for all three at once
>no getting playfully bopped in the face with wagging fuzz while we're finishing paperwork
>no soft eared little darlings to herd off to school after getting groans from my thousandth "bright eyed and bushy tailed" quip

Why does it hurt so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:35:08 2016 No.16078884 >>16078870 oh come now, she hardly feels it. like getting jabbed with a q-tip

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:36:15 2016 No.16078887 >>16078884 no, no. the q-tip is how you turn off rape mode

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:37:57 2016 No.16078891 >>16078499 That's irrelevant, lilims are constantly feeling doki doki all the time towards all of humanity. It's just that their husband makes them feel the dokiest.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:43:02 2016 No.16078909

>>16078891
Right. They feel genuine love towards everyone, with the mind of an artist.
They don't just see a girl and a guy and take them at face value, they've matchmaking eyes.

Something about the color of your soul screams "bound to a chair getting ridden cowgirl" and hers intimates "ears and fluffy tail, accented in black and red" and before you know it Koyoi is pumping you harder than a tug sump and while Druella smiles at a world improved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:43:55 2016 No.16078913 >>16078884 DO NOT STAB THE WAIFU

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:44:37 2016 No.16078918 >>16078757 >Putting an acronym on the same level as a cute nickname that only your waifu gets to hear Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:46:16 2016 No.16078929 >>16078918 Bae isn't an acronym tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:48:15 2016 No.16078938 >>16078873 life is suffering

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:48:22 2016 No.16078940 Where do all the lilims live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:48:47 2016 No.16078945 >>16078940 LilimLand!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:50:33 2016 No.16078954

>>16078803
>vampire

oh boy,first she gives me a toothy grin then she suddenly wing hug and legs locks my body while milking me with all her vampiric force at the same time slowly drinking my blood

if i try to protest she buries my face in her ample bust,and wont let me go until she is satisfied of both liquids

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:51:06 2016 No.16078958 >>16078940 Your house One marries you and the others mooch with you becuase they are lazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 22:56:41 2016 No.16078979 >>16078958 That sounds like a stupid sitcom where anon hasa do deal with all the bullshit of his fater in law

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:00:08 2016 No.16078988

>>16078979
>Spend hours preparing a delicious thanksgiving dinner for your inlaws
>Your MIL throws it off the table three minutes into eating so she can fuck her husband
>Everybody acts as if you're in the wrong for getting angry
>Your sister in laws are openly masturbating all throughout the meal

God I fucking hate lilims

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:03:29 2016 No.16078995 >>16078958 So, what happens if i already have a waifu and created and OC lilim?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:04:41 2016 No.16079000 >>16078995 Are you implying your OC lilim isn't your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:06:06 2016 No.16079004 >>16078979 I think you mean sisters Granted, the demon lords husband kicking his daughters out would kick it off

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:06:22 2016 No.16079006 >>16079000 She isn't, she is just a friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:14:15 2016 No.16079021 >>16078929 Actually some people say it means "Before anybody else." That's what someone I know told me anyway. It's still unfair to refer to nicknames as being the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:17:45 2016 No.16079030 >>16079021 It's what mouthbreathing normies on facebook use as "baby" for short

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:21:11 2016 No.16079035 >>16079021 Also in MGE fashion fenrir would be a race not an individual. It'a be like having an english girlfriend and calling her Brit.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:21:22 2016 No.16079037

>>16078988
I just want to be a passive aggressive househusband around my Lilim in laws and their associates to the point where it gets disturbing to them.
>"If you're going to fuck, do it on the table I set up over there and don't ruin the dinner I slaved over all afternoon."
>"Well that's too bad miss Baphomet, but dessert isn't ready yet. Finish your mashed potatoes."
>"No I will not cum into your food, you should have husbands to do that for you."
>"Why can't more of you be like the Queen of Hearts? She finished all her food and went back for seconds. Makes me feel like I didn't slave away all day for nothing."
Hospitality is sacred but that doesn't mean it has to be polite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:22:33 2016 No.16079043 >>16079035 I wasn't saying I'd use Fenfen in particular. I'd go with something along the lines of "My beautiful Warwolf" or if we're going for less formal, "Fangs"

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:27:41 2016 No.16079051

>>16079043
Pet names are the cringiest shit.
>"Oh could you pass the butter, "My beautiful Warwolf?"
And what's up with "Fangs"? the fuck does she call you, "Incisors"?

Jesus, if you can shorten her given name, do it. If not, just call her by her full name. Or don't. You're free to look like a cringemeister if you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:29:52 2016 No.16079061 >>16079051 "My beautiful warwolf" is a dumb cheesy thing to be whispered into her ear during sex. "Fangs" is a simple casual nickname based on what I imagine are one of her most striking physical features. Stop being such an autist about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:32:10 2016 No.16079068 >>16079061 >Stop being such an autist about this. Sure, but you have to take responsibility and find me a Lich who can bring me back now that you've made me cringe to death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:32:37 2016 No.16079070 >>16079037 >Queen of Hearts >Coming back for seconds >Not the one who doesn't eat anything because she's already full of sweets after being around a certain other lilim

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:33:07 2016 No.16079074 >>16079068 No Lich would want someone who can't understand hypotheticals. Notice the "something along the lines".

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:33:41 2016 No.16079077 >>16079037 >you should have husbands to do that for you Does ANY lilim have a proper non-faceless non-nameless husbando?

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:34:49 2016 No.16079079

>>16079070
I always had this idea that the Queen of Hearts was the biggest glutton of the Lilims and she could pack away way more than she physically be able to because Wonderland Bullshit.
She also thanks people for their hospitality like a real Lady should.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:35:10 2016 No.16079080 >>16079068 What pet names are acceptable to you then, autism-kun?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:36:10 2016 No.16079088 >>16079077 Anon, that comment was meant to be less "Get your husband to do it." and more "Go get a husband you lazy bum." Though I'd guess a few OC Lilims like Mari have husbands.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:38:03 2016 No.16079097

>>16079080
The ones you don't have to think about and can't help but let them slip. So sweet/honey/dear. These are so pervasive in society I can't blame you for letting them slip.

But if you're actively sitting there, thinking "Hmm, what would be good? I got it! "Fangs!", you're a wanker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:38:13 2016 No.16079098 >>16079037 >you should have husbands to do that for you." >All sisters give you a glare so cold it could make a hellhound shiver

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:38:53 2016 No.16079100 >>16079088 I know, but it still made me curious on the matter

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:39:44 2016 No.16079102

>>16079061
>The lights are set to low, the smell of scented candles fill the air and your wife's beautiful naked body waits for you atop the sheets
>You slide up until you're face to face, taking in every detail until you can feel the warmth of her breath on your lips
>You lower your lips to her ear, they seem to turn red as you breathe and gently whisper "My beautiful warwolf"
>Mood ruined instantly as she bursts into laughter. She has to leave the room because she can't stop laughing.
>By the time she comes back she's no longer in the mood for romantics and chooses to rape you instead like every other night.

I do think Fang could be cute though, in a private "Don't you dare call me that in front of my family" sort of way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:40:21 2016 No.16079105 >>16079077 Mine will.... eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:41:10 2016 No.16079107 >>16079079 Are you saying the Queen of hearts is a good girl that just wants to have fun in her own realm away from reality, and that she deserves headpats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:41:12 2016 No.16079108 >>16079105 Your lilim will forever be a NEET! I bet she even wants to buy a daki, but has no idea what of!

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:47:35 2016 No.16079123

>>16079098
>"I know what I said. Now eat your food, it's getting cold."

>>16079102
Cute! Only instead of her raping me, I want to collapse on top of her laughing with her and just have giggly cuddlesex.

>>16079107
Yes. I wouldn't fuck her because I'm married to one of her sisters, but I'd certainly headpat her for being good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:50:04 2016 No.16079128 >>16079108 I assure you she is no NEET.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:57:17 2016 No.16079151 >>16079123 >"I know what I said. Now eat your food, it's getting cold." I think the only way it could get worse is if the DL or one of the lilims turned to victoria and asked "so whats happening with you latley?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:59:36 2016 No.16079159 >>16077673 >Fix those errors Fine. >You son of a bitch Do you take issue with the Dark Knight Rises reference of the Sandman reference?

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:01:44 2016 No.16079165

>>16078988
>Your MIL throws it off the table three minutes into eating so she can fuck her husband
This is where I unlock my anime MC powers of rage and fire bursts out about me and my hair stands up as I shout "OUT" before angrily salvaging what hasn't touched the floor and cleaning up the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:07:04 2016 No.16079178 >>16079165 Not even the Demon Lord can stand up to Shonen Rage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:12:45 2016 No.16079188 File: 1.18 MB, 1218x1274, 1470178800095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pet the weasel!

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:13:23 2016 No.16079191

>>16079178
Oh I won't stop there. I'll going to make that bitch wear an apron. An actual apron, not a naked one, and I'm going to make her cook the exact same meal I cooked from scratch. the one that basically took a whole day to prepare. I won't help, I'll only guide her away from burning it and blowing herself up. And then hours later, I'm going to sit us all down again and let her serve the meal, and unknown to her, I'll give her 3 minutes exactly to eat before I upend the table and make her clean it all up.

Maybe then those lilim cunts will learn an appreciation for time, work and effort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:13:35 2016 No.16079192 >>16079188 But I don't want to get shocked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:13:35 2016 No.16079193 >>16079061 Gonna call a Dragon 'Sugarscale' and watch her get flustered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:14:01 2016 No.16079196 >>16079188 It's winter, I'm already getting small electric shocks from my cats. Winter Raijus would be a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:15:24 2016 No.16079202 >>16079196 >Winter Raijus would be a nightmare. Is it still a nightmare when it results in sex from someone you love? I need more nightmares like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:15:52 2016 No.16079207 >>16079188 Gladly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:17:04 2016 No.16079211 >>16079202 Well if you're into that type of thing I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:17:51 2016 No.16079214 >tfw daughteru searches google for "thirteen year old boys with HUGE cocks" and "Is rape a bad thing if you're in love?" How do you talk to your daughteru about being smart on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:18:50 2016 No.16079219 >>16079214 Show her the right websites to use to look for porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:19:16 2016 No.16079220 >>16079214 I don't know, there's gotta be a guide to using better search terms out there somewhere. Me, It was just trial and error.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:20:15 2016 No.16079225 >>16079214 I don't see anything wrong here, she knows what she wants and she's seeking it out competently. >>16079219 But the quest for it is part of the experience, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:22:28 2016 No.16079231 >>16079214 So just normal kid stuff. I just tell her how to keep off of unsafe sites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:22:36 2016 No.16079232 >tfw coming home to Redcap waifu >tfw you know she is armed and hiding in the house somewhere.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:23:03 2016 No.16079233
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>>16077827
>your writing is quite clunky and doesn't flow all that well, making it tedious to read, but it's not terrible.
I don't really know what to do about that, I hate short sentences and writing them would just kill the joy, you know?
I tried so hard, and got so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:23:07 2016 No.16079234 >>16079225 >But the quest for it is part of the experience, anon. It's up to her what she finds arousing, I'd just send her to someplace like /gif/ /d/ or r34.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:23:13 2016 No.16079235 >>16079214 Tell her to stay away from those creepy /hbg/ threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:25:02 2016 No.16079237 >>16079232 >YWN breach and clear your own house >YWN breach and clear your wife after a heated CQC battle in the family room >YWN pump her full of cum and whisper "tango down" into her ear when you're through and she's on the ground ahegaoing

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:31:38 2016 No.16079255 >>16079214 Tell her she can just ask me about stuff like that. For instance rape is never bad if you're in love, and if you get him to cum that means he loves you back

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:32:12 2016 No.16079257 >>16079233 >I hate short sentences and writing them would just kill the joy This is really bad because short sentences are great. Pointed. Punchy. If you're writing something with impact they hammer the point home.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:33:09 2016 No.16079262

>>16079237
Thats way sexier than what I imagined, which was a slapstick reenactment of Detective Clueso and Kato trashing their apartment.

"Honey! Are you in here? Im very busy, I want you to know.... there will be no attack tonight! So just come out...are you... in the closet!? No? This cant be good for my health"

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:34:41 2016 No.16079271
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>>16079257
In Don Quixote I remember a sentence than ran for a whole page and paragraph on the next. You're not saying you're a better expert on writing than Cervantes, are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:35:33 2016 No.16079273 >>16079233 I don't have any problems with 'flow' or whatever the other anon was talking about

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:35:57 2016 No.16079275 >>16079262 >Playtime with a mantis/kunoichi Oh geeze. Just imagine Hide and Go Seek with the daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:37:06 2016 No.16079280 >>16079271 It's been done =/= it's always good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:38:02 2016 No.16079286 >>16079271 >A page/paragraph run on sentence Just because some one else has done it doesn't make it okay. You for instance, will NEVER write an acceptable run-on sentence that lasts a page and a paragraph.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:38:59 2016 No.16079288 >>16079286 >NEVER T-thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:39:27 2016 No.16079290 >>16079271 >>16079288 I don't exactly think you're Cervantes.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:39:37 2016 No.16079291

>>16079271
That sort of thing is very effective for depicting the rambling ravings of an insane man. You know, like Don Quixote.

But the guy is right. You should be thinking ACTION ACTION ACTION as you break up your sentences. Drag those long prepositional phrases kicking and screaming into their own statements.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:40:00 2016 No.16079292 >>16079286 <Navy seals copy pasta>

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:40:08 2016 No.16079293

>>16079214
>tfw your daughteru ends up discovering 4chan on the internet
>tfw she doesn't come out her room anymore and only goes to school half the time.
>tfw the last time you entered her room the smell made you gag and there were demon world fungi growing from a pile of crusty panties in the corner
>tfw she spends all her allowance on buying figurines and posters of anime depicting hypersexualized young men who only exist to pander to pathetic monstergirls
>tfw you failed as a parent and your wife cries herself to sleep every night

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:40:42 2016 No.16079295 >>16079290 Honestly I haven't read Don Quixote and I'd still hazard that that run on page-and-a-paragraph looks like shit, no mater how good this Cervantes is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:42:51 2016 No.16079301 >>16079293 >Imypling I can't make her go to school. I don't care what hobbies my daughter does in her free time, though I will open her windows whenever I walk into her room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:44:39 2016 No.16079304 >>16079292 That's not a run-on sentence. >>16079295 Well, I'm not about to claim I'm a well-read critic of English literature, and said critics seem to have a pretty substantial opinion of the work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:45:08 2016 No.16079305 >>16079233 Your writing isn't perfect but I don't see how you get 'clunky' out of it. It gets across everything it needs to get across, and does so rather well. I get the feeling this is a taste thing.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:47:03 2016 No.16079311

>>16079291
This would require me to put in the effort to change my ways, which I feel I'm quite incapable of changing with the amount of effort, such as it is to begin with, I have to spare, and as such I worry this would result in the style over substance approach accomplishing very little, taking into account my patent inability to write anything worth reading, much less anything decent not even getting into the idea of my writing anything good, and this is without taking into account the aforementioned effort required to change my style and the possibly detrimental effect it would have on the actual content, which is the meat of this issue, unlike the composition of the text, which is merely the dressing, insofar as I am concerned, by which I mean to imply that I'll try but I don't know what happens, and if it doesn't work and people hate it even more, I reserve all rights to blame you, the instigator of this change, but only, and I mean ONLY if it doesn't work, for if it does, I will of course take credit for myself.

tl;dr: Thanks, I'll try.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:47:51 2016 No.16079315

>>16079293
>Letting your daughter become this much of a degenerate NEET
Get in that room and be a fucking parent. Make her clean up, get her ass to school (drive her there if you must), and make her follow basic goddamn hygiene. Let her like what she likes, but make her be presentable, for Ilias' sake.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:48:50 2016 No.16079320

>>16079304
>and said critics seem to have a pretty substantial opinion of the work.
I highly doubt that a page and a half long sentence influenced their thought on the work. Unless it was framed in this manner >>16079291
>depicting the rambling ravings of an insane man

Then, yeah, that works. But you're getting out of good writing and getting into good style. For instance I thought a full page of BANG BANG held a pretty potent message, but that was due to the context around it, and one word repeated for an entire page is hardly good writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:49:42 2016 No.16079325 >>16079304 >English literature It's a Spanish book, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:50:53 2016 No.16079331 >>16079325 You know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:00:05 2016 No.16079367 File: 485 KB, 500x772, Dormafu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DORMAMMU I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:02:21 2016 No.16079379 i want to be pinned by a dragon and force fed humpty slime while she milks me vigorously to satisfy her needs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:04:30 2016 No.16079384 >>16079379 And I want a Ferrari.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:04:33 2016 No.16079385 >>16079379 Dragonia humpty eggs might be cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:05:41 2016 No.16079393 >>16079385 Fetus slime can never be cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:08:23 2016 No.16079400 >>16079393 Age is an odd concept to apply to slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:11:10 2016 No.16079407 >>16079367 >you will never trap her in an infinite orgasm loop

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:11:10 2016 No.16079408 >>16079400 Not when they have the potential to form into other species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:12:45 2016 No.16079417 >>16077986 Uncen where? >>16078539 Kind of looks like Ittla, but I'm very unsure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:13:31 2016 No.16079422 >>16079367 We already have a female Dormammu. She was able to outsex the Hulk

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:13:47 2016 No.16079425 >>16079417 >Uncen where? Disregard that, I'm blind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:13:55 2016 No.16079426 >>16079400 How old a fetus slime is is neither here nor there, it won't change the fact that it's a fetus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:15:04 2016 No.16079430 >>16079422 Is she as promiscuous as She-Hulk though?

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:19:43 2016 No.16079453

'Sup gents. Caption translator here. 'Tis midnight and I have nary a coffee to work with. But I couldn't help but notice a large gap between the Wight and the Nureonaga, and since I can't translate the Atlach-Nacha, I went with another favorite of mine, the Wendigo:

>未婚のウェンディゴの姿。非常に可愛らしい外套姿をしているが，外套の中には男性の正気を奪う程の深淵なる魅力を宿す少女が潜んでいる。
"The appearance of an unmarried Wendigo. Though the cloak appears very cute, the girl lurking within has an unfathomable charm that will snatch away a man's sanity."

As always, KC writes anything pertaining to chaos girls in a radical way in an attempt to make it seem more mysterious. But of course when translated, it just looks like a straightforward and literal statement. I hope nobody gets butthurt when Atlach-Nacha finally comes out, but alas.

Also, since it's kind've been a while, I may as well repost the pastebin with my translations for anyone that missed it the first time:
http://pastebin.com/8J4DiJWQ

>>16079237
What a beautiful thought. Tactical combat with waifu would be dope. Especially since mine is a Gremlin, and mechsuits would probably be involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:22:24 2016 No.16079460 >>16079453 Unfortunately, I also forgot the pic. So have at it here: http://i.imgur.com/NLR9SS4.jpg

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:26:24 2016 No.16079473

>>16079426
Humpty eggs are fully developed slimes, they're not fetuses

Be honest for a second, if a humpty egg fell on you and tried to have sex with you I'm sure you'd pound that slime pussy so hard you'd become addicted to it

>>16079453
Thanks for the translation, wasn't this one particularly hard? I thought KC used obscure/confusing japanese for the chaos girls

>has an unfathomable charm that will snatch away a man's sanity
I'd go insane for a wendigo they're just so cute

> I hope nobody gets butthurt when Atlach-Nacha finally comes out
Were people pissed when Mindflayer was released?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:28:07 2016 No.16079476 >>16079473 >Were people pissed when Mindflayer was released? Yeah. First it was the potential they had with the brainaltering powers, then it was their husbands. We've had worse though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:30:56 2016 No.16079495 File: 295 KB, 636x900, 1458669819778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love me some lizard feet.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:31:38 2016 No.16079497

>>16079473
>Humpty eggs are fully developed slimes, they're not fetuses
A slime can't really be "Fully developed" but they are born from jub jub fetuses who can't be fucked waiting to be BORN to fuck, so they monsterize into a fetus slime and break out of their eggs.

>Be honest for a second, if a humpty egg fell on you and tried to have sex with you I'm sure you'd pound that slime pussy so hard you'd become addicted to it
And you would be dead fucking wrong. I'm not a pedophile. I would be legitimately disgusted and would have a hard time not vomiting. Raw egg feels gross enough, it doesn't need to look like a todler trying to rape me ontop of that.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:32:53 2016 No.16079503

>>16079476
I fucking loved all the NTR stories that came from it.

I wish the posters here were more open to the darker and seedier side of things that are possible in a monstergirl world, hugs and cuddles all the time are good, but adventures with no risks are boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:32:57 2016 No.16079504 File: 132 KB, 1024x1024, ran.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have excited the fox. Take responsibility or face the consequences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:34:56 2016 No.16079512 >>16079503 >adventures with no risks are boring Sorry mate, this isn't the thread for it. The posters will defend the warm side of KC's creation to the death. The unfortunate implications of their abilities are more /tg/ or /d/'s thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:35:02 2016 No.16079513 >>16079497 Pedophiles are not into toddlers. You're talking about nepiophiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:35:42 2016 No.16079516 File: 578 KB, 1169x827, 1462167991916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16079504 Soothe thine self.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:35:50 2016 No.16079519 >>16079503 Feel free to write, post and discuss your NTR flayers over at some pace the accepts it, like /d/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:36:53 2016 No.16079525 >>16079513 I don't really make a distinction, I'm not into fucking babies, toddlers or children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:36:56 2016 No.16079527 >>16079503 Most of those type of stories are shit, with just as much substance as the cuddly hugbox stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:37:49 2016 No.16079534 >>16078678 the kids nowadays call it ass caviar

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:38:56 2016 No.16079541

>>16079473
Yeah, I got hung up a few times. He used the kanji for "abyss" so it took me a brief moment before I thought of using "unfathomable". I think it would probably sound more accurate if I translated it in a wispy sort of Shakespearean kind of way.
>"To gaze into the Wendigo's allure, 'twould be as if gazing into the abyss. And thus thine sanity would surely be lost."
Or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:39:47 2016 No.16079545 >>16079504 I want those thighs locked around my waist as I pound her. I want to kiss her while I do it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:40:34 2016 No.16079548 >>16079541 Doesn't "unknowable" work just as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:42:49 2016 No.16079560 >>16079548 the actual word was 深淵深い means deep 淵 means literally an abyss in the water. unfathomable is pretty damn close to what the word would represent and bring to mind, considering the use of the word fathom in regards to ocean depth.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:42:59 2016 No.16079561

>>16079497
Slimes are sexually mature from birth and they don't grow up, so saying that they're fully developed is correct

>Raw egg feels gross enough, it doesn't need to look like a todler trying to rape me ontop of that.
They feel much better than actual eggs and they're not toddlers

>>16079503
MGE isn't meant for that, this kind of story go against everything it stands for
Mindflayers might have grim abilities but in the end they use them just like any other monster girls do, only to have loving sex with their husbands (or help other monster girls have loving sex)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:43:50 2016 No.16079568 >>16079561 You're right, they're not toddlers. They're fucking babies you sick fuck. Humpty Egg is the worst girl. Period.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:46:29 2016 No.16079578 >>16079561 >they're not toddlers Fine babies then.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:50:39 2016 No.16079593

>>16079541
>KC writes the chaos profiles in a Shakespearean style
Yet another reason to love them

>He used the kanji for "abyss"
Nice to see he still makes mentions of the whole deep-sea thing, we might get a Chtulhu profile one of these days

>>16079568
>>16079578
Come on guys, stop applying human logic to monsters
If you don't like slimes fine then, but you have shit taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:51:01 2016 No.16079595 >>16079568 What's the correct age to stop depriving a slime of their favorite food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:55:52 2016 No.16079608 >>16079593 >Come on guys, stop applying human logic to monsters >If you don't like slimes fine then, but you have shit taste Mate, you know exactly what you look like you deceitful cunt. You don't get to pretend it isn't what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:58:17 2016 No.16079615 >>16079608 >what it looks like

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:02:48 2016 No.16079638

>>16079608
Not him, but I have to ask:

Is there even a single physiological difference at all between a Humpty Slime and a regular (blue) Slime? y'know, other then being all eggy? I'm not seeing the problem here when regular Slimes aren't exactly the smartest creatures, anyway.

The only foreseeable difference is that Humpty Slimes are far more rapehappy. But that's still not a physiological difference.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:03:54 2016 No.16079645

>>16079608
Then tell me what is wrong with fucking an humpty egg then

>They're babies
Even if they were born a second ago it doesn't matter, slimes are sexually mature from birth

If it's just a matter of personal taste it's completely fine, but don't try to make it sound like humpty egg are shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:09:03 2016 No.16079665 >>16079495 The Lizard sets out on her journey! To make the greatest adventuring party and travel the world!

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:10:24 2016 No.16079667

>>16079645
The fact that they are an unborn fetus given life through an urge to fuck isn't "wrong" enough for you? Jesus christ.

Like, I know the company I keep and hate to reduce this down to a moral argument but are some of you faggots really that far gone that fucking a baby is fine to you? Like KC's pedophillic "They are actually already sexually mature" handwaving aside, you should still have the basic repulsion to wanting to fuck something that looks walks and talks like a newborn.

>inb4 the edgy go back to tumblr comments

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:10:54 2016 No.16079670 File: 968 KB, 1600x1300, 1449238168528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16079665 And who shall join her on her arduous quest? The Wurm Mage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:13:06 2016 No.16079682 >>16079670 First will be Anon, the inexperienced Wizard's apprentice, with great potential, but difficulty controlling the spells he casts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:14:30 2016 No.16079690 >>16079682 Wurm has all her points in strength, endurance and stamina, she's a horrible spellcaster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:16:12 2016 No.16079694 >>16079690 Actually no. She's also got a stupidly large mana pool, the problem is that her INT is just too low to cast anything. Show me a wurm smart enough to cast a simple fireball and I will let you watch the world burn.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:18:15 2016 No.16079696

>>16079667
>wanting to fuck something that looks walks and talks like a newborn.
But that's the thing though, they do nothing of this
They look like a cute slime loli not a newborn, put pictures of them side by side if you still have a doubt
They don't act like toddlers either, have you seen a toddler rape anyone?
As for talking you just need to teach them, doesn't the idea of teaching your wife how to speak sound attractive to you?

Anyways I gotta go to work soon, maybe read her profile again with a more open mind rather than be stuck on a few sentences and dismissing the rest

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:19:50 2016 No.16079701

>>16079667
>looks walks and talks like a newborn
I'm not sure how many newborns you know of that are literally made of slime, shoot out of an egg and rape the fuck out of someone. I'm seriously unsure if you even know that these are monsters we're talking about here. As in they are not human. They do not require some kind of "age-restriction" on their biological maturity. They are sexually active immediately, and thus it's completely fucking normal. Maybe not for someone as close-minded as you that is incapable of seeing past human biology, but for a fucking MONSTER it's just another day in rapesville.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:21:36 2016 No.16079706 >>16079670 >wanna see me make your penis disappear? >not really, no sad wurm is sad

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:23:42 2016 No.16079713 >>16079706 You just reminded me of that Cock Magic episode of South Park. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KcjPVd69A

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:25:13 2016 No.16079715 >order a Kikimora in the mail >she comes and she's in some comfy pyjamas and slippers >completely ignores you and goes to your bed to sleep >she keeps calling you mean names and refusing to get off her ass What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:25:49 2016 No.16079719 >>16079713 Guaranteed way to impress a Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:26:49 2016 No.16079722 >>16079715 Throw spoons on the floor. Surely she will either count or clean them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:27:06 2016 No.16079723 >>16079715 Spanking. that or I'll ask for a refund.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:27:17 2016 No.16079725 >>16079715 Deport her, find a flayer or get busy with the SM gear depending on how motivated I'm feeling. This shall not stand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:28:08 2016 No.16079726 >>16079722 >she calls you a spastic for throwing spoons on the floor You're not helping your situation

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:28:28 2016 No.16079728 >>16079715 She's perfect. I go to bed with her and we just laze out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:29:01 2016 No.16079729 >>16079726 I think this creature is not a Kikimora at all! She's obviousy a Slav Harpy of some kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:29:13 2016 No.16079730 >>16079723 >She refuses to let you touch her >or even come close to her >>16079725 >she refuses to move

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:30:36 2016 No.16079733 >>16079730 Refusing to move only makes all three of those things easier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:32:30 2016 No.16079740 >>16079733 Come on anon. Just let her sleep. She's probably tired. That's why she's being so grumpy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:33:47 2016 No.16079743 >>16079740 she still has to eat all the eggs though

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:34:34 2016 No.16079746 >>16079740 Then she can fucking tell me she's tired. I can handle letting her take a nap, but if she just comes in, starts being an insulting cunt and lays down in my bed without permission there will be problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:39:13 2016 No.16079753 >>16072716 keep it up but i tend to only have time to binge read on weekends and this threat will be locked by then

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:39:34 2016 No.16079754 >>16079746 Well that's very mean. Poor Kikimora. She is not for bullying. Maybe I'll take her away?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:39:38 2016 No.16079755 >>16079730 The correct option is to Bright Slap her.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:43:29 2016 No.16079759

>>16079696
I re-read the entire profile prior to getting into the argument with you, I'm not stuck on a few sentences and dismissing the rest.
>They look like a cute slime loli not a newborn,
This is just KC's art, the only other loli KC's drawn that comes close to being as young is the dwarf.
Compare it to other lolis like the devil where the limbs are longer and more developed. the fetus slime is quite clearly meant to represent something far younger than your stock standard loli.
>doesn't the idea of teaching your wife how to speak sound attractive to you?
No it sounds like it would remind me that the baby I'm teaching to speak for the first time is also the baby I'm fucking.

>Have you seen a toddler rape anyone
You and >>16079701 miss the point entirely, it's not about the monster and what it can or can't do, it's about your mentality.

Don't lose sight of the fact that everything loli-related in this setting is just a japanese pedophile's attempt at rationalizing his fetish into something acceptable. In-verse excuses aside, you don't live in that world and your mind isn't conditioned to it. Maybe after centuries of monster integration, there's no taboo left in the human psyche towards fucking something that looks a handful of months old.

Whatever, my personal thoughts aside, I didn't set out to call your fetish wrong, just to call it shit. Gods know how defensive pedophiles get when you call them bad people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:44:39 2016 No.16079761 File: 1.46 MB, 1280x720, [GJM-DDY] Flip Flappers - 03 [56215287].mkv_snapshot_15.29_[2016.11.08_18.02.36].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dear god why didn't I start this show sooner.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:44:40 2016 No.16079762

>>16079667
I've discovered that it's impossible to sit in this thread without the healthy ability to pretend that something doesn't actually exist. I just pretend that everything is a varying degree of hedonism/rape mixed with some preference-based male/femdom/vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:47:35 2016 No.16079774 >>16079761 Because it's nothing but yuri shipping and phallic imagery also that girl only appears for one episode

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:49:50 2016 No.16079781 >>16079761 Is that an Alraune that got into ganguro?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:50:57 2016 No.16079783 File: 281 KB, 720x480, 1470167031335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16079774

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:51:08 2016 No.16079784

>>16079762
I usually ignore things I don't like too, but some one trying to cajole me into thinking humpty egg is okay by going "Aww c'mooon, be honest, if one fell on you and tried to rape you you'd TOTALLY pound that baby pussy so hard dude" just really drove home the fact that there were people like this in this thread and they thought that not only were they normal, but they were in good company too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:55:59 2016 No.16079797 >>16079784 Yeah, it gets forced pretty hard every now and again. I'd be happier if it wasn't a thing here but I obviously can't do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:59:24 2016 No.16079809 >>16079730 Okay, but what if I tell her I will pet her if she does a good job?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:02:16 2016 No.16079816 >>16079809 She might consider it. But she won't tell you. Or do it when you're in the room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:02:35 2016 No.16079818 >>16079797 >I'd be happier if it wasn't a thing here but I obviously can't do anything about it. Yeah, you can say that again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:06:17 2016 No.16079826 >>16079816 But if I don't know, how will I know when to pet her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:08:42 2016 No.16079830 >>16079826 You leave. Check back in 10 minutes. And she receives head pats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:14:56 2016 No.16079842 >>16079830 Sounds good to me. And the better she does it the more head pats she'll get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:19:27 2016 No.16079845 >>16079818 I'd be happier if it wasn't a thing here but I obviously can't do anything about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:26:33 2016 No.16079853 >>16079845 You know you have to wonder what is common parlance and what is regional.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:36:38 2016 No.16079862 >>16071538 The mask and skin color makes her look more like Skullface. >SUCH A LUST! ...for revenge!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:40:23 2016 No.16079870 >>16079853 I think he was just having a giggle. I was glad to share in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 03:45:16 2016 No.16079882 >>16079870 No, I know, but it makes me wonder, and it reminds me of this one commedian's joke about thongs

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:44:07 2016 No.16079977

>>16079759
>you don't live in that world and your mind isn't conditioned to it
And what if, hypothetically, we're all just imagining what it would be like if we DID live in that world? Y'know, since the MGE is literally an escapist fantasy. We all have our own fantasies, Anon. Our own stories. You don't have to be conditioned over a long period of time to understand a certain mentality. If that were true then being an actor would be impossible. Well, a GOOD actor, at any rate.

Although I don't particularly disagree with your opinion of Humpty, or that he was being rather silly with just assuming you'd love fucking one (even though monster pussy always feels good and I'm pretty sure that's what he was referring to), I find it irksome that you just assume anyone that likes, say, a Goblin, or in this case a Humpty, is probably just some child predator with a totally warped perception of reality.
As if we're not just separating fantasy from reality for the sake of a fucking fap.
I, for one, would never touch a 3dpd child. The very notion revolts and fucking disgusts me to the point of legitimately triggering gag reflex. I would still fuck the shit out of basically every loli in the MGE, though. Wonder why that is?

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:53:09 2016 No.16079992

>>16079977
>I, for one, would never touch a 3dpd child. The very notion revolts and fucking disgusts me to the point of legitimately triggering gag reflex. I would still fuck the shit out of basically every loli in the MGE, though. Wonder why that is?
A 3dpd child or a real child?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:54:06 2016 No.16079994 File: 1.03 MB, 900x1136, 1451374336937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone got any story ideas they're not using? I feel like hoarding them for the future in case the times get rough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:59:14 2016 No.16080005 >>16079994 I've a few. Any particular poison?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:00:52 2016 No.16080006 >>16080005 Just throw them out, I'll see if it's something I can assimilate. If not me, maybe someone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:11:04 2016 No.16080027 >>16079992 Last I checked, real children were in 3D.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:11:17 2016 No.16080029 >>16079994 Do you take commissions? I have ideas that I'd like to see written out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:13:35 2016 No.16080031 >>16080029 Don't be silly, just put the ideas out there and we'll see if I want to steal them. Again, if not me, someone else might.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:15:16 2016 No.16080033

>>16080006
Young boy is attacked by monstergirls but escapes unmolested but wounded, slips down a small cliff or something. Collapes by the side of the road to be picked up by an elven gravewarden on her way back to her city. Gets healed by her elven magic and spends some time at her place recovering.

A mysterious mercenary company of one knight and his mysterious cohort who never leave their armor. They work in perfect tandem but this is because it's just one man and his living armor waifu, who has grown so powerful she can move other suits of armor like a hivemind

A necromancer with a plan to take over the world who starts in his local city. On the eve of his world domination, some one beats him to the punch and turns the place into an undead kingdom right after the necromancer raises his first victims. Is left with three zombies who will be utterly ineffectual in a city of undead. Decides to live with them instead and falls back on another line of work.

Delusional anon plays with magic he shouldn't, influenced by stories of his heroic grandfather. Goes into his attic to do some hokey summoning, but his circle explodes sending him flying into the wall, dislodging a book that falls on his head and then opens in his lap, detailing a summoning ritual. He botches it so bad that any other demon would gleefully tear him to shreds. Summons a lazy, laid back demon instead who neglects to mention that the nature of his summoning actually makes her the master in the relationship. Decided to play along anyway. Lends her power to delusional anon who wants to fight evil like grandad did

Those are a handful of my shitty ideas. I have more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:16:22 2016 No.16080035 >>16080027 Yes, but do you mean you wouldn't touch a realchild, or you wouldn't touch a 3dpd child? would touch a real child who was 3D but not PD?

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:18:02 2016 No.16080041
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>>16080033
>Delusional anon plays with magic he shouldn't, influenced by stories of his heroic grandfather. Goes into his attic to do some hokey summoning, but his circle explodes sending him flying into the wall, dislodging a book that falls on his head and then opens in his lap, detailing a summoning ritual. He botches it so bad that any other demon would gleefully tear him to shreds. Summons a lazy, laid back demon instead who neglects to mention that the nature of his summoning actually makes her the master in the relationship. Decided to play along anyway. Lends her power to delusional anon who wants to fight evil like grandad did
I'm taking this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:19:11 2016 No.16080045 File: 1.67 MB, 1528x1371, meymeycatacute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Floof

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:20:59 2016 No.16080049 >>16080045 I thought I smelt lavender.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:24:24 2016 No.16080058 >>16080045 >Fluffy cheshire Gonna cuddle all of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:33:15 2016 No.16080075 >>16080045 Touching a Cheshire in public must be so nice.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:38:01 2016 No.16080080

>>16080035
Literally does not compute. All real children are PD. Are you saying there are 3D children you find attractive, Anon?

If, in some hypothetical scenario there actually was a child that somehow wasn't PD, then no. Kids are usually dumb and annoying little shits. Acting like a child is the main problem I have with the Titania profile. And even if they somehow weren't dumb and annoying little shits, like I found myself in Kodomo no Jikan or something, I would first wave my hands in an attempt to use magic since I'm clearly not in the reality I knew, and I would then, I dunno, talk to them normally like someone that isn't a fucking rapist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:39:33 2016 No.16080085 >>16080075 I wonder if the feline girls enjoy getting brushed like cats do. That would certainly be a good way to bond.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:42:09 2016 No.16080089 File: 401 KB, 980x810, 1441263987527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:43:33 2016 No.16080091 >>16080089 Sir, that is clearly a mouse.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:43:48 2016 No.16080093

>>16080080
>And even if they somehow weren't dumb and annoying little shits, like I found myself in Kodomo no Jikan or something, I would first wave my hands in an attempt to use magic since I'm clearly not in the reality I knew, and I would then, I dunno, talk to them normally like someone that isn't a fucking rapist?
So you'll cordially court them instead. Makes it so much better than raping them.

My point is, you fantasize about fucking kids. Reality is subjective. 2D kids aren't real only because you're not 2D. Your statement "I would never fuck a real child" falls to pieces the moment you consider the actions 2D you would take towards 2D children in the 2D world. See where I'm going with this? Or will you start fantasizing about 1D children, and say you'd never fuck 2DPD?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:45:23 2016 No.16080094 >>16080091 Yeah, because she's indoors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:49:01 2016 No.16080100 >>16080045 Hugging a fluffy cheshire sure would be a great way to beat the cold.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:52:03 2016 No.16080103

>>16080093
Wow that's some hardcore projecting right there, Anon. I only said I'd fucking talk to them, I never said anything about courting. Why the fuck would I NOT actually communicate with an obvious freak of nature that is a kid that isn't shit? I didn't even mention that it would be a girl. We could be bros and hang the fuck out for the sake of hanging the fuck out.

You have considerable trouble separating fantasy from reality. You need to see a therapist. Remember when I said "Wonder why that is"? That was a trick question. The reason is because they are half-monsters in a fucking fictional porn universe. Get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:54:29 2016 No.16080107 >Missed bothel the lillim and dragon queen talk. I hate time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:02:24 2016 No.16080117 >>16080103 >You're projecting >You need to see a therapist If you aren't going to respond with anything why waste your time at all? Why did you even bring this up again? Far as I was concerned the matter was dropped.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:12:42 2016 No.16080133

>>16080031
Here are a few! But seriously I'm looking for someone to commission.

Monstergirls are extremely good at fucking, but they can always improve. It was that logic that convinced the most knowledgable species to start holding demonstrations of advanced sex positions, like how to perfectly edge someone with a Tailpussy, difficult Eromancy spells, and facesitting that doesn't squash your Husband if you're an Oni. Of course, these groups need a human or two for practice.

A guy signs up with no idea what he's in for.

A human trying to pay the rent starts doing pornography. It's not bad, except that he's barely 18 and looks kind of feminine. All the girls try to Ara Ara~ him, and he can only find roles in "The guy explodes uncontrollably" porn. He adopts a policy of never cumming inside a girl he's paid to fuck, and Monstergirls start to find him irresistible. Plenty of Behind The Scenes footage exists of him walking off the set with his dick twitching like crazy, begging him to cum inside. Or of him leaking precum through a costume they had him wear, taking a break so he doesn't blow up.

The fic would be about the circumstances that finally cause him to cum. Ideally after rising the edge for a long time, and in a way that doesn't let him off easily. Something like multiple orgasms on camera.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:16:55 2016 No.16080143

>>16080117
I brought this up because you seemed to be under the impression that everyone that's into the MGE is some kind of real-world rapist for some particular fetish, and you were whining about lolis in particular. Even saying that it's all essentially the ramblings of, and I quote, "just a Japanese pedophile". I was throwing down my insight into why liking lolis isn't the same as being a fucking pedophile.

And also because the thread was dead, close to archiving and I didn't even notice it was all two hours ago until after the fact. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:19:48 2016 No.16080147 >>16080089 Don't let them in, they never leave and god help you if you breed them.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:23:19 2016 No.16080150

>>16080143
>you seemed to be under the impression that everyone that's into the MGE is some kind of real-world rapist for some particular fetish
No not at all, though I do think any one who looks at humpty and sees nothing wrong there is fucked in the head.

>Even saying that it's all essentially the ramblings of, and I quote, "just a Japanese pedophile"
'Course it is. I mean Kc is evidently a man of many fetishes, of which fucking a kid is just one, but tel me the wide scale societal acceptance, the Sabbath and the pains he goes to to explain how monsters mature sexually at a far younger age isn't just his attempt to work out the frustrations of having an illegal if not immoral fetish like pedophilia.

>I was throwing down my insight into why liking lolis isn't the same as being a fucking pedophile.
Yeah and you're wrong. Don't conflate pedophilia with child molestation. It's a sexuality, not an act.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:32:35 2016 No.16080162 >>16080133 The first idea is so widespread it's probably not even worth commissioning for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:39:32 2016 No.16080174 >>16080162 Has anyone written it though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:41:12 2016 No.16080177 >>16080150 >having an illegal if not immoral fetish like pedophilia. >in the same country that sells toddlercon guro scat doujins in broad daylight and has loli fucking that makes like 20% of hentai content Anon pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:41:55 2016 No.16080178 >>16080174 Yes.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:44:26 2016 No.16080183
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>>16080147
Anon, I can tell you that if a mouse came in my house and sat her plump little rump on my lap to watch television with me, there would be plenty of breeding getting done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:46:30 2016 No.16080188 >>16080178 Please link.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:48:26 2016 No.16080189 >>16080188 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:52:52 2016 No.16080193 >>16080177 >Thinking that doesn't get you sideways looks And it is illegal. The fact that japan doesn't persecute artistic depictions of the fetish is neither here nor there

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:57:36 2016 No.16080199 >>16080193 >And it is illegal But it's not Only countries like aussies, canada, england and some eu have loli=cp laws. And even in them nobody gives a fuck about lolis as long as you don't sell it on the street or share them on your facebook page

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:00:05 2016 No.16080208 >>16080199 >I cant read

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:00:22 2016 No.16080211 File: 518 KB, 1126x1000, 1402169427253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >moral crusades I bet the onee-sabbath are behind this.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:01:40 2016 No.16080214

>>16080193
It's not even strictly illegal in Japan.

The technical age of consent is 13, though there are restrictions and additional legislation in place to effectively raise this to 18. However these can be overridden in the case of a "sincere romantic relationship", ie. one to which the girl's parents do not object and thus seek to claim as statutory rape.

To put it another way? All those doujins where a guy is living with a loli wife who seeks an active sex life, and which makes a point to indicate that her parents are fine with the situation? Those are, evidently, legally sound scenarios in Japan. Whether such cases actually exist or not, I cannot say. Probably not.

>>16080199
Nigh every case of prosecution for possession of loli material in western countries is because some "Good Samaritan", typically a relative, reported the owner to the authorities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:02:43 2016 No.16080220 >>16080211 Onee-sabbath is just a tale that old sabbath members use to scare the new ones. Lolis are inferior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:05:52 2016 No.16080226 >>16080214 The girls we're talking about are not 13

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:06:49 2016 No.16080228 >>16080220 Your dick is inferior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:08:18 2016 No.16080230 >>16080226 Fair point. Even the ones in those doujins I mentioned tend to look more like 8-10. Though given the phenomenon of "Legal Loli" saying a girl that looks 8-ish is 13 would hardly be a stretch for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:09:45 2016 No.16080236 >>16080211 The onee-sabbath ruin everything. Not like the normal sabbath, they are all good girls. This message was definitely not brought to you by the sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:11:45 2016 No.16080240 >>16080228 Your skills are inferior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:13:47 2016 No.16080242 >>16080211 Onee-sabbath are too laid back for that, and their husbands would much rather play with big, bountiful breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:16:10 2016 No.16080251 >>16080230 >Legal loli is actually just 13 Surprised I've never seen this used in doujins or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:16:11 2016 No.16080252 >>16080236 The Sabbath have Familiars, they can't be bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:19:02 2016 No.16080257 >>16080252 Precisely! Nothing so cute can be evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:23:11 2016 No.16080266 >>16080133 >bishie doing porn Hey I remember trying to write that type of thing once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:24:47 2016 No.16080271 >>16080228 Good joke Anon. I'm sure your tiny dick fits those lolis perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:25:22 2016 No.16080273 >>16080252 I can't wait until we get huge fluffy familiars of the dark mage variant >You'll never sit in a fluffy familiar's laps and study up on ancient tomes

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:27:38 2016 No.16080282 >Ice Queens barely leave their palaces NEET Ice Queen when

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:27:44 2016 No.16080284 File: 372 KB, 842x720, smug tama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16080271 I'm not even a lolifag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:28:29 2016 No.16080286 >>16080273 >Onee-sabath has onee-familiars Anon do you know what you've just done to my dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:28:48 2016 No.16080287 File: 3.21 MB, 1829x3953, 1461520406039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hang on, I've got this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:29:17 2016 No.16080289 >>16080242 Oneebath destroys Sabbath just by existing. That's how better they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:31:55 2016 No.16080295 >>16080287 What drink is she holding? It looks like an energy drink made for oni and liable to make a human heart explode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:33:44 2016 No.16080298 >>16080284 You must have it hard then. Keep fighting, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:33:57 2016 No.16080299 >>16080295 Red Oni, the high spirit energy drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:34:03 2016 No.16080300 File: 60 KB, 603x356, CtHKRj3UsAAW8TR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16080257 Just look how friendly they are, how anyone can reject them I'll never know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:34:19 2016 No.16080302 >>16080287 Put on some pants young lady.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:34:22 2016 No.16080303 >>16080295 Looks like it. What would happen if a Thunderbird drinks one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:35:13 2016 No.16080305 >>16080286 Made it mourn the lack of big, soft, fluffy onee-familiars to snugglefuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:38:15 2016 No.16080314 >>16080300 Summoning familiars to help at the store would be quite helpful. Never thought about that use before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:38:15 2016 No.16080315 >>16080303 A thirty hour dirty lightning thunderstorm.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:45:40 2016 No.16080329

>>16080150
>No not at all, though I do think any one who looks at humpty and sees nothing wrong there is fucked in the head
And I maintain that there is no one inherently "fucked in the head" in a purely pornographic escapist fantasy. Especially no more "Fucked in the head" as someone fucking anything else that's not really human. Like an Onahole or something. If there was a creature that was literally born to fuck, what's so immoral about fucking it? Don't try to bring human biology into this. It's a literal rapeslime. It's greatest goal in life is to rape you. As if to drive this fact home, it literally hatched itself early with the express purpose of raping you faster. How can you link that to a normal child in any way? What if that other Anon wasn't a slimepedo, but some kind of egg fetishist? Maybe he wanted to be raped by an egg? Ya ever think of that?

>but tel me the wide scale societal acceptance, the Sabbath and the pains he goes to to explain how monsters mature sexually at a far younger age isn't just his attempt to work out the frustrations of having an illegal if not immoral fetish like pedophilia.
Who gives a shit about acceptance? Stop buzzkilling with reality horseshit. It's an ESCAPIST porn fantasy. You think he goes through great pains to think of something as simple as younger sexual maturity? What about Baphomet, that could be hundreds of years old? Is it immoral to fuck a full-grown midget that looks shockingly similar to a child? Dicking an actual child has far more implications then just what they visibly look like. You're trying to imply KC might want to dick a real child. Even if he was attracted to one, it would only be physical. Would anyone molest a real child with the intent of a lasting and loving relationship? The escapist fantasy comes from putting whatever figure happens to strike KCs fancy, and maybe even some that don't, on something that would fucking love to be dicked. Even if it was literally just born with an intense desire for the D.

>Don't conflate pedophilia with child molestation. It's a sexuality, not an act.
And I suppose here lies the crutch of this little snafu. I am fully aware of this fact. So isn't it just so strange that 3d kids invoke gag reflex, and yet glorious Baphomet does not? Fucking weird, right? It's almost as though they have their differences. As if they are a taste all their own that has nothing to do with actual pedophilia, right? Pedophiles might very well get off on lolis, but this fucking lolicon right here will never get off on pedophilia shit, I can tell you that much. And no, don't try to paint it as a 2d fetish. I have seen some shit, man. The depths of my depravity extends well beyond not only lolis, but dare I say, even 2d. I have even seen 3dpd porn, bro. Don't mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:46:57 2016 No.16080333 >>16080329 At this point, when you've written this must text, you need to take a look at your life, and realize there's not much left.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:49:58 2016 No.16080341

>>16080333
>Anon types a long, detailed response to support an argument being made
>"Oh wow you've written so much that proves that you have no life hawhaw"

It's okay to admit that you're wrong. And that you lack the attention span to read just three paragraphs of text.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:50:39 2016 No.16080347 >>16080333 Of course there isn't, he is defending worst slime after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:54:06 2016 No.16080361 >>16080341 1. I'm not whoever you were talking to 2. That was a line from Gangster's Paradise, please educate yourself, fool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:55:04 2016 No.16080364 >All this butthurt over loli slimes Just take it easy and think about being the single guy in a pack of wild loli werewolves. Incredibly curious loli werewolves, with no concept of clothing, modesty or personal space.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:56:48 2016 No.16080369 File: 223 KB, 713x800, 1448961960093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tut-tu-ruu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:56:54 2016 No.16080370 >>16080341 To be perfectly fair, though. I legitimately don't blame him. I type between doing other things and I legitimately lose track of time, so by the time I finish it's a whole fucking wall of text.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 07:58:36 2016 No.16080373 >>16080361 >1. I'm not whoever you were talking to You are >>16080333, right? Then you're exactly who I was talking to. As popular as the song might be, I don't go out of my way to memorise lines from rap music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:00:05 2016 No.16080375 >>16080364 >pack of loli werewolves Being a father to all of them would suck.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:00:34 2016 No.16080378

>>16080373
>Then you're exactly who I was talking to
You misunderstand. I did reply to>>16080329
but I wasn't whoever it was addressed to. Therefore
>It's okay to admit that you're wrong
in no way relates to me.
> I don't go out of my way to memorise lines from rap music
That's because you're a straight-up busta, CJ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:00:41 2016 No.16080379 >>16080370 This is a thread about reading and discussing. Anyone who complains about reading too much or uses some variation of "TL;DR" most likely has a legitimate problem, or suffers from ADD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:01:43 2016 No.16080382 >>16080375 How so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:03:34 2016 No.16080386 File: 304 KB, 734x1000, 1467682136787.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16080379 >This is a thread about reading and discussing No, this is a thread about Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:05:56 2016 No.16080390 >>16080386 How cute. I want to serve her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:06:08 2016 No.16080391 >16080386 Not even worth a proper reply.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:06:15 2016 No.16080392

>>16080382
Maybe not suck, but tiresome.

They would keep runing around the house nakes, destroying everything and barking at strangers that comes by. Can you imagine how hard it would be to find a wife? She would need to be big and strong enough that the pack reconizes her as their leader.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:07:37 2016 No.16080395 >>16080391 You got a problem with Anubis? Her judgement is impartial, and you have been found wanting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:08:05 2016 No.16080396 >>16080391 He's right though. This is a thread about monster girls. Not a thread about how much you are/are not a pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:09:40 2016 No.16080397 >>16080386 >Fluffy little lolinubis >Big puffy eyebrows >Spats Mmm, daz sum good shit. >No !! Fucking RUINED.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:09:53 2016 No.16080398

>>16080395
>thread for reading and discussing
>Hurr no it's about monstergirls

You act like the two are mutually exclusive. This isn't an image dump thread like the porn boards. This is a discussion thread.

>>16080396
I didn't say anything about the pedophile argument. You're trying to imply a connection that isn't there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:10:59 2016 No.16080401 >>16080392 If you've got a pack of werewolf daughters, I imagine you've already found a wife at some point. Presumably, and hopefully, a werewolf wife. Then again, raising a bunch of werewolf girls with a weresheep wife sounds hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:11:20 2016 No.16080402 >>16080397 At least she's no fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:12:16 2016 No.16080407 File: 71 KB, 202x285, 1398613748987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16080398 >This is a discussion thread No, it says Monster Girl Thread right up top.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:13:59 2016 No.16080413

>>16080398
>a connection that isn't there.
Because arguing against someone being against a discussion about pedophilia isn't a connection. You might think you're championing some kind of crusade for in depth discussion, but you're completely ignoring the context of the man's complaint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:14:20 2016 No.16080414 >>16080397 That settles it, she's not Anubis at all, she's just a jackal!

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:14:46 2016 No.16080417

>>16080329
>Especially no more "Fucked in the head" as someone fucking anything else that's not really human. Like an Onahole or something. If there was a creature that was literally born to fuck, what's so immoral about fucking it?
So you support fucking Cait Sith. If KC made some literal /mlp/ tier shit you'd support fucking it, and hold that those who are interested in it don't have issues?

>Who gives a shit about acceptance?
KC clearly does, or he wouldn't go to the lengths to explain, "No, it's okay, the kids WANT to be fucked"
>Even if he was attracted to one, it would only be physical
This is literally all the label "pedophile" entails. A physical attraction to things that look like children.

>So isn't it just so strange that 3d kids invoke gag reflex, and yet glorious Baphomet does not?
>Implying
Baphomet sure makes me want to gag. Fucking waste of a perfectly good girl. I feel legitimate glee whenever new art of her comes out depicting her as the tall busty devil-goddess she deserves to be.
>As if they are a taste all their own that has nothing to do with actual pedophilia, right?
You don't get to distinguish between 2D pedophilia and 3D pedophilia. If you get off to something that looks like a child you're a pedophile.

I love some huge anime tits but I think equally huge tits in real life are disgusting. Do I get some special snowflake label to hide what I really am? To distinguish between 2D and 3D? No. Nor should I, I'm a heterosexual man who loves tits. You're a heterosexual man who loves children.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:16:58 2016 No.16080422

>>16080401
I was thinking more about walking on a village full of loli werewolves who follows me due to curiosity. After reaching civilization with a wild pack the only thing one can do is adopt every single one of them and start the search for a mother.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:18:44 2016 No.16080424

>>16080417
This all sounds a whole lot like your personal problem.

>Baphomet sure makes me want to gag. Fucking waste of a perfectly good girl. I feel legitimate glee whenever new art of her comes out depicting her as the tall busty devil-goddess she deserves to be.

Yeah. You're taking imaginary monstergirls on the internet way too seriously.
But I'll remember to post more stuff about loli monstergirls in the future for you.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:25:35 2016 No.16080445

>>16080424
>But I'll remember to post more stuff about loli monstergirls in the future for you.
Won't matter much to me. Wouldn't even be in this discussion if I wasn't so taken aback by this post here >>16079473 As I said earlier, it just kind of made me take a step back. This nigga actually thinks he can pluck any anon out and they'd be cool with humpty, that they'd smash that fetus pussy to the point of addiction. She's on par with the Siths, or at least used to be. Never realized they had their own IDF, though I guess this has moved beyond them and onto a broader topic.

And of course it's a personal problem. It's a problem about taste. There's not an anon in this thread that isn't invested on a personal level. Unless I'm taking your meaning of personal wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:36:44 2016 No.16080471 File: 132 KB, 640x681, 1460440412762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another day, another classy girl with a classy pipe. Sure is pretty all of a sudden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:44:57 2016 No.16080494 >>16080471 I don't see how a Tanuki can make things pretty.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:46:18 2016 No.16080500

>>16080445
Well, like he says, they are fully developed from birth, and slimegirls are just great in general. But maybe saying that is just looping the whole chain of replies.

I guess by personal problem, I mean getting too invested. When it's at the point where you feel glee because someone drew a non-loli MG and you feel you've won one over on people who like lolis, that's probably when you need to take an even further step back.
I've argued with idiots in this thread before, people who just completely defy logic and reason, who think that using insults alone counts as rational argument. And I realised two things.
1. I wasn't any happier after arguing with them. Usually, it's the opposite.
2. You can't change a person's opinion or way of thinking with brute force. Stopping a 1-ton boulder from rolling down a hill after it's picked up momentum would be easier. The internet gives you access to worlds of information and opinions, but it's also really good at making everyone who uses it think that they're at the center of their own universe. So they think that their way of doing things is the only way of doing things, and that their opinion is The only one to go by.

With that in mind, you're not necessarily wrong. But sometimes it's just better for the sake of happiness to not try and rile people up because you think they're disgusting for liking a certain imaginary monstergirl. Just be content with the fact that they're wrong, and in your mind, you're better than them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:46:32 2016 No.16080501 >>16080494 She can't, the stuff she's smoking does.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:49:47 2016 No.16080516

>>16080422
What would the village be like? Lots of mud huts and primitive shelters they made themselves?
Though one has to wonder, what happened to their parents? Did they die? Did the lolis collectively move out? Are they a bunch of strays and lone cubs who got together to form a pack and keep each other company?

Either way, I can imagine the quest to find a good mother for them would be entertaining. You'd have to hold trials and tryouts to see if she was suitable to care for the whole pack and make them happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:53:09 2016 No.16080526 >>16080369 Mayushi desu~

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:55:23 2016 No.16080532

>>16080516
Yeah, probably some very nave stuff with some cute decorations.

For how they came together it's probably just a bunch of wild wolves that came together and gathered new members as time went on. The elder might be really old, but she still behaves like a kid.

It would be quite hard getting a wife considering how protective they get when a female approaches.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:56:22 2016 No.16080536

>>16080417
>If KC made some literal /mlp/ tier shit you'd support fucking it, and hold that those who are interested in it don't have issues?
Sorry, I have never been to /mlp/ so I'm lost on the context, here. What I can assume, though, is that you are effectively kinkshaming. Who cares what people get their jollies off to? The only people with issues are the ones that shit on others' taste. I haven't shit on yours even once.

>KC clearly does, or he wouldn't go to the lengths to explain, "No, it's okay, the kids WANT to be fucked"
Or maybe he just sat back and thought about his setting for more then three seconds? Of course the kids want to be fucked, they're monster kids in a porn setting involving literal sex-monsters. Huge surprise that is.

>Implying
I assure you there was no "implying". Kids have always disgusted me. And don't even get me started on toddlers. Everyone thinks it's the bee's fuckin' knees when they foam up fucking dribble at the mouth, and I'm over here puking my guts out.
Also, nice opinion on sweet and lovable Bapho-chan. Really paints a picture that what you're experiencing is nothing more than kneejerk revulsion, eh? Sounds strangely familiar. I wonder why?

>You don't get to distinguish between 2D pedophilia and 3D pedophilia
Just did, bro. We live in a world of magic and wonders, eh? It's almost like you're an old man hanging on to outdated terminology for something that no one ever considered would even exist at the time. Totally mondo lamo, Old Spice. We kool kids live in the radical age, broseph. Also, didn't I already mention that childfucking has way more implications than just their appearance? I feel there is a difference between "special snowflake" labels and just plain wrong ones. If someone called me a pedophile on the street because I liked Baphomet, it's hardly the same fucking thing as just saying I'm into lolis.
If you're so caught up on the terminology, just think of lolicon as a specialized sub-sector of pedophilia that isn't directly the same. I can agree to that. Of course, we can always just agree to disagree, too.

And also, technically, I'm a heterosexual man that loves legs, but that's neither here nor there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:57:35 2016 No.16080540 >>16080526 I want to be a chuuni mad scientist with an Alp and a Wurm for assistants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 08:58:46 2016 No.16080543 >>16080540 What about the fat guy? Just a fat guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:00:07 2016 No.16080548 File: 157 KB, 369x550, Jurogumo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16080543 I need a wingman don't I? Someone who makes me look desirable by comparison. I guess a redhead Tsundere Spider might fit in too, now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:00:22 2016 No.16080549 >>16080543 There needs to be a bro somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:01:21 2016 No.16080554 >>16080543 Of course. Itaru stays as he is. Even in a monstergirl world, he's the Brotaku who loves dating sims and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:04:11 2016 No.16080563 File: 308 KB, 800x1000, 1452310641751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last image is now the property of the society for adoring bee girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:04:27 2016 No.16080565 >>16080554 I feel like even then he'd still be getting laid like crazy. There's gotta be a ton of monstergirls who have a ladyboner for the thought of a big guy like him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:04:48 2016 No.16080568 >>16080563 >Wasting images for the sake of wasting images

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:05:51 2016 No.16080571

>>16080532
I can't imagine it's easy to find a variety of cute decorations out in the wild. Lots of flowers, some fuzzy animal pelts, some pawmade clay sculptures and wood carvings, maybe?

There probably would be a female alpha they'd rely on as well, someone with significantly more sense and wisdom. Even if she were still a tiny loliwolf.

>It would be quite hard getting a wife considering how protective they get when a female approaches.
While you're looking for a good mother for them, they're looking for a good wife for you. Just like my American romantic comedies.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:06:16 2016 No.16080574

>>16080500
I said I felt glee, not vindication. I see no reason something as cool as baphomet has to be wasted the way it is. It's the glee of seeing something be what it could be, and not the disappointment that it is. It's got nothing to do with a petty one-upmanship over those who like her the way she is now. You're inserting a sort of competitiveness here with statements like "you feel you've won one over on people who like lolis" that just isn't there.

I understand well the futility of arguing over the internet. I suppose I only continue to do it due to some perceived inherent value. For that matter, why don't you practice what you preach? Why respond at all, why not just be content with the fact that I'm wrong, and in your mind, you're better than me?

>>16080536
Your first point doesn't even warrant a response.
>Or maybe he just sat back and thought about his setting for more then three seconds?
Not to pull the old "are you new" but are you new? He clearly hasn't sat back and thought about his setting for more than tree seconds or it wouldn't be rife with the issues it currently has. Mind you I can't be assed dredging up any specific examples of his inconsistency so I'll cede this point.

>Implying
Missed the mark there. And it's hardly kneejerk revulsion. Carefully considered revulsion?

>All that facetiousness at the end
How 'bout you respond to my actual point next time, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:06:54 2016 No.16080577 >>16080565 No, because that'd ruin the character. Or change it beyond recognising.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:07:59 2016 No.16080581 File: 213 KB, 420x600, 1385323651518[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Peace, love & rock 'n roll!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:09:05 2016 No.16080584 >>16080568 >thread last in catalog I don't think you have any legitimate reason to complain.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:12:58 2016 No.16080592 [DELETED]

>>16080584
It's nice that we're last in line, but people shouldn't think it's okay to just waste images, whatever the situation.
Especially with the newfags who create threads the moment the image limit is reached no matter what, like this OP for example.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:13:26 2016 No.16080594

>>16080577
You're already ruining it if you bring him to a monstergirl world.

The simple fact is that fat neets and social outcasts wouldn't exist in a world where casual sex only requires you to open the window and call out to a girl on the streets.

The only people who would fit into that stereotype would be monstergirls since they are now the less desirable sex and are capable of falling into that stereotype. All human men would end up married or alternatively fucking quite a bit every day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:13:44 2016 No.16080595 >>16080592 >just waste images ...and the Centaur you rode in on, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:14:26 2016 No.16080597 >>16080595 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:14:30 2016 No.16080598 >>16080584 >>16080592 I for one would like to see if we hit 3k posts

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:15:40 2016 No.16080602

>>16080571
Yeah the outside of the village would be kinda menacing filled with stakes and bones from the animals they've hunted, but the interior would have some flowers and cute carvings.

Also, I don't think they would be looking for a new leader especially now that they have a male. The only way to get a spot is to defeat the loli leader and win the trust from the rest of the pack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:16:12 2016 No.16080604 >>16080597 "Wasting images" at this point is essentially just the old "muh posting standards" bollocks. I will have no part of this balderdash, no sir!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:16:45 2016 No.16080605 >>16080045 Gonna spank that cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:18:02 2016 No.16080611 >>16080604 You don't know what you're talking about. Given your flippant reply, I'd guess you just don't give a shit about these threads in the first place, then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:18:50 2016 No.16080613 >>16080604 Fuck off bollocks

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:20:13 2016 No.16080615

>>16080602
Hm, that's true. The loli alpha would probably only accept a pack mother if she was able to beat her in combat. Which means unless your prospective wife can beat a young, wild werewolf, you'd best be content with the wolfgirl pack you have.

Doesn't sound too bad, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:20:46 2016 No.16080617 >>16080611 Did >>16080563 >>16080581 destroy this thread? Really? That's what we're going with now? >>16080613 >bollocks I'm not him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:21:10 2016 No.16080619 I shall create a OC wurm! Her gimmik will be a love for plumbs and wearing a awesome hat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:22:16 2016 No.16080624 >>16080619 Godspeed OC Wurm with Funny Hat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:23:45 2016 No.16080630 >>16080617 People like you have already been told many times, and given many reasons for why your attitude is so harmful. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't complain when someone tells you not to do something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:23:54 2016 No.16080631 >>16080624 I'm gonna BLACK your OC Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:25:25 2016 No.16080635 >>16080630 This thread. It's the last thread in the catalog. Those images did not make any difference. How can you honestly say there's any harm being done here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:28:59 2016 No.16080649 >>16080635 I'm talking about matters in general at this point. That might not have come across clearly to you. Though currently, it'd be best if we weren't bumped off by someone trying to force in a monstergirl thread anyway, for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:29:51 2016 No.16080651 >>16080631 You're a bad person. >>16080649 So in other words, you're bitching about absolutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:30:54 2016 No.16080653 Goodbye everyone. I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:31:37 2016 No.16080654 >>16080651 I don't think you've actually comprehended anything that's been said to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:31:40 2016 No.16080655 >>16080653 Goodbye anon. I hate you too, you weird looking little man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:32:06 2016 No.16080657 >>16080615 She can't just beat her in a duel, it needs to be in a way that even the leader is impressed and starts respecting her. Being pack mama os going to be hard.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:32:47 2016 No.16080659 [DELETED]

>>16080654
No I haven't. I deleted one image to post another, and here I am arguing with a guy who's telling me what I'm doing is harmful because it makes newfags want to make new threads, only now he's saying we should make a new thread anyway.
Feels bad, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:33:22 2016 No.16080662 >>16080619 My OC lilim can beat your OC wurm.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:34:59 2016 No.16080666 [DELETED]

>>16080659
>only now he's saying we should make a new thread anyway.
Please quote where I said this. I think some misunderstanding is happening here.

Thanks for being so considerate with the deleting images, though. Maybe I just assumed you were someone else who spoke up halfway through the conversation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:36:42 2016 No.16080670 >>16080666 >Please quote where I said this Yeah, I misread that part Satan, sorry. >Thanks for being so considerate with the deleting images I don't see any point in us having those two images available to us, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:36:56 2016 No.16080672 >>16080657 We should make a list of potential pack mother candidates. What happens when all the monstergirl candidates are proven flawed, and the best potential pack mother turns out to be the sweet, hardworking human farmgirl?

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:37:45 2016 No.16080674

>>16080574
Wow, for a while I actually thought you were being a good sport about this, but you were totally fucking livid the entire time, huh? I was even being jovial as balls and totally taking up the piss, but wow you sure showed me, huh? It's almost as though facetiousness is only ever negative and no one can ever just fuck around to make an otherwise deadpan argument about dicking children into something maybe a little bit lighthearted.

>He clearly hasn't sat back and thought about his setting for more than tree seconds or it wouldn't be rife with the issues it currently has
It's almost as if that was pretty much my point. You keep saying he goes through great lengths to make 'excuses' for lolis, when it's just another fucking fetish in a porn setting. It doesn't take any effort.

>Carefully considered revulsion?
So after a lengthy period of carefully examining a picture of sweet and innocent Bapho-chan through your fancy golden monocle, periodically interrupted only by the sipping of your tea, you eventually, over much consideration, came to the astute and noble conclusion that all lolis a shit? Noted.

>How 'bout you respond to my actual point next time, yeah?
But I literally just did. I even came to a compromise that it can just be a sub-section. I practically ceded my point then and there. Y'see, I'm not really here to say "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you". That other anon was right, there's just no accommodating for taste, huh? I basically like every MG, you fucking detest lolis for no given reason. And you arrogantly assume that anyone that doesn't share your taste must have some brain defect. You know I could have started down that same road at any time, right? But y'know, a part of me realized how lame as hell that would be. How disrespectful that would be. What sick fuck would shit on someone else's tastes? I'll jerk my dick to a toaster strudel, nigger. You can't stop me.

Some dudebro was all "You would like rapeslimes", and you understandably protested. I get that, but then you pulled lolis as a whole into this, and you downplayed them as nothing more then some sick immoral shit that only fucking creeps and weirdos would be into, and I fucking sprang up like the dick I am. Which, hey, is also understandable. I thought we were walking together, here. But you thought you were on the high road all along, didn't you? But hey, maybe, just maybe, we can still agree to disagree after all? I left that offer before, remember? Weren't you on the high road?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:39:51 2016 No.16080676 >fightingrats.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:42:28 2016 No.16080680 If your only way to get a real MG waifu was to have a mantango waifu would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:42:58 2016 No.16080682 >>16080680 Yes.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:43:15 2016 No.16080683 [DELETED]

>>16080670
It's just a case of setting an example by not frivolously spending images. It helps to avoid a situation where we're not last in line and close to hitting the limit, which is what causes the problems.
You're right that in this case, it's not so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:43:21 2016 No.16080684 >>16080680 Any waifu is better than 3dpd. So yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:43:40 2016 No.16080685 >>16080680 No. That would basically doom all of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:44:17 2016 No.16080689 >>16080676 You mean this gif? http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250702987_rat-fight.gif We're not so quick to stop as they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:46:09 2016 No.16080691 >>16080680 I most likely would, but my enthusiasm would depend on two things. How infectious is she, and what's her level of comprehension, intelligence and abstract thinking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:47:15 2016 No.16080698 >>16080689 Alright fine have something more fitting http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478616396257.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:47:29 2016 No.16080700 >>16080691 She can't infect anyone else, only you. To you she's the best girl ever. But to others, you two just kinda stare at each other. Oh, and you become cripplingly depressed when you go to work or whatever and she isn't there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:48:05 2016 No.16080703 >>16080672 Then the whole pack is going to put through various trials and once the girl beats all of them, I'm going to put a ring on her finger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:48:42 2016 No.16080704 >>16080662 Well no shit she's a lilim you need another lilim of a broken human/incubus to fight a lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:49:10 2016 No.16080705 >>16080680 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:49:44 2016 No.16080706 >>16080683 >frivolously Could you go through every single image in the thread and tell me which of them are approved High Standard Image Usage and which are Improper Image Usage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 09:50:35 2016 No.16080708 >>16080698 Well, that's depressingly appropriate. I'd rather just think about those rats again.

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