My Lazy NEET Sperm Managed To Impregnate The Crown Prince's Soul!?

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Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 15:21:35 No.16059802 [Reply] [Original]

My Lazy NEET Sperm Managed To Impregnate The Crown Prince's Soul!?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 15:48:01 No.16059925 >>16059802 Get the fuck out of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 16:04:09 No.16059997 File: 392 KB, 800x639, og2k0k3igP1rw1fmuo1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so this is the power of taoism...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 17:12:53 No.16060327 Abort

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 17:20:02 No.16060344 samachan..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 17:23:38 No.16060356 File: 1.04 MB, 1272x1770, __hakurei_reimu_hijiri_byakuren_and_toyosatomimi_no_miko_touhou_drawn_by_hato_no_suisou__cc26772a3d4d2af9ad5164b2882c14ff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOW what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 17:40:24 No.16060428 File: 1.37 MB, 1200x1600, 9cb214623694f563933cd13f559e2a4b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Fｅｒｔｉｌｅ NEET Sperm Managed to Impregnate TWO Youkais!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 17:51:47 No.16060464 File: 150 KB, 879x900, 1473341033923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My (tiny) NEET C*ck Married A Snake Goddess And She Wants My Sperm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 18:22:31 No.16060545 File: 554 KB, 705x1000, --patchouli-knowledge-touhou-drawn-by-ebi-193--7e7d9c1c9c4d26534ca8a18ebd41054c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Lazy NEET Managed To get Impregnated with my superior sperm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 19:59:55 No.16060860 >>16060545 That ain't pregnant dude, she's just fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 20:51:00 No.16061099 >>16060860 Are you sure? http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2386511

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 21:04:27 No.16061147 >>16059802 An 1000 year-old womb still that fertile?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 3, 2016 21:05:58 No.16061155 File: 785 KB, 705x1000, 50263601_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I Tried Impregnating the Fat Spider on What Was More or Less Our Third Date Ever But Our Genes Turned Out to be Biologically Incompatible!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 02:06:44 No.16062089 >>16061155 Wow! I'm already hooked!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 03:17:42 No.16062271 >>16061147 Nigga that womb ain't 1000 years old what you talking about willis. That right there is a 1000 year old penis turned into a fresh child ready womb through voodoo hermit magic, it's perfectly ready for insemination by healthy villagers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 03:24:58 No.16062294 Why do her earmuffs say "and" on them?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 03:30:12 No.16062308 File: 945 KB, 1000x2500, 3cf4522508af98a27d0f3a9d56fa91c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I Tried Impregnating The Corvid Nuclear Reactor But All I'm Getting Are These God Damn Ugly-Ass Cancer-Ridden Ghoul Children

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 03:33:29 No.16062314 File: 366 KB, 1050x750, Meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16062308 This Was Our Child Was!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 03:33:37 No.16062315 File: 2.62 MB, 1500x1065, 49105799_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16062294 They don't though? Unless the meaning for 和 is different in chinkese or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 04:00:52 No.16062361 boys can't get pregnant This is another filthy taoist trick!

Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 06:07:48 No.16062721
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1. I want to ejaculate inside Alice!
2. I want to mix my DNA with Alice's!
3. I want to combine my gametes with Alice's!
4. I want to create a zygote with Alice!
5. I want to have consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Alice!
6. I want to poison with my foul, inferior seed the womb of Alice!
7. I want to orgasm inside the vaginal cavity of Alice!
8. I want to ejaculate inside the mother of Alice!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 06:39:32 No.16062796 File: 286 KB, 592x762, d979c8c40f432b3587587a23be90ab1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Our children will probably be more autistic then I can even image.

Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 07:40:35 No.16062945

>>16062315
It means "peace" or "harmony". A in harmony with B, A together with B -> A and B.
It's there because it also means Japan, as its (Japanese) pronunciation is the same as another character 倭, which was a name for the Japanese but also meant "dwarf.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 08:57:26 No.16063214 File: 50 KB, 250x351, 1477942848981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16062796 I just realized how many girls in Touhou are legitimaly autistic. Is this a good thing?

>>	喝氿 Fri, Nov 4, 2016 08:57:51 No.16063215 >>16062945 倭 is dwarf? Isn't it 矮

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 17:28:05 No.16064719 File: 280 KB, 715x1000, 59800878_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What!? My Lowly Lolicon Sperm Managed To Impregnate The Girl Even Spirits Fear But She Got Too Stressed From Continuously Hearing The Baby's Thoughts And Miscarried!?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 18:44:00 No.16065002 >Voluptuous Reverse Rape Gensoukyou

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 19:10:43 No.16065106 >>16062796 She'll eat your children, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 21:37:35 No.16065549 File: 639 KB, 720x960, 1477619244962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16063214 I'm more than convinced that Kokoro has aspergers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 22:17:43 No.16065655 That's an interesting name for a manga

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 22:21:20 No.16065666 File: 81 KB, 486x458, MUH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri, Nov 4, 2016 22:35:37 No.16065691 >>16065655 Sounds more like a light novel title.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 00:12:15 No.16065934 >>16064719 That made me sad, dude! Please don't talk about 2hus miscarrying! =

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 00:25:14 No.16065962 I love these kind of titles on my doujinshi

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 01:03:59 No.16066067 Which 2hu would be the hardest to impregnate, only able to insemnate after a 12 hour long sesion of leg locked mating press love making?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 01:07:27 No.16066081 >>16064719 Satorin would be a good mama. I could see her loving her child no matter what, even if she could tell that they were ever distrustful about anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 03:25:29 No.16066454 >>16066067 Rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 03:33:02 No.16066476 File: 258 KB, 1200x1200, 40b9127604aaf15bd8776c77d04d301b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even Though I'm a Useless NEET I'm the Father of Over 100 (and Increasing) Daughters and They're All Yandere!?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 06:26:02 No.16066801 File: 163 KB, 500x495, 1315086549198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16062308 Why The Fuck Do You Type Like That? Also pregnancy is gross

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 06:45:39 No.16066829 File: 425 KB, 840x1120, 1455472088229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066801 Are You Stupid? Said My Autistic Youkai Wife On The Topic Pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 07:42:59 No.16066962 File: 62 KB, 189x211, 1315259694889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066829 >>16066476 >>16064719 >>16061155

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 07:45:07 No.16066965 >>16060344 died, but not soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 07:55:46 No.16066984 >>16066962 Why these four posts? Why not the others?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 08:02:55 No.16066994 >>16066984 He types like someone's grandma. Or a manga title. Both of which are cringe worthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 08:08:25 No.16067003 >>16066994 There's more than one poster you've quoted and you didn't answer the question. So do I really have to point out that the manga/doujinshi title text is the point of the thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 08:42:08 No.16067079 >>16066962 What!? Some Faggot Misses The Point Of The Thread Completely And Gets Mad!?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 08:55:04 No.16067102 >>16066984 because they're real bad

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 09:08:59 No.16067133 >>16067079 What's the point of this thread? Shitposting?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 09:09:15 No.16067134 File: 9 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16067102 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 09:10:41 No.16067137 >>16067133 You don't like the thread? Report and ignore my dude. Very simple.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 14:37:41 No.16068172 File: 337 KB, 1000x700, 1451865599638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I Died Before My First Sexual Encounter And Now The Kasha Is Taking My Virginity!

Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 21:39:36 No.16069643
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>>16065962
"Love Sperm Rinko-san the huge-breasted MILF gets NTR’d by an ugly fat Gundam Otaku!! It’s a book where he releases his cock-colony into her soft Jaburo pussy and impregnates her with a Newtype Baby" is a classic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 21:40:39 No.16069648 >>16066454 Underrated post.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 21:53:46 No.16069706 >>16059802 Why don't you all just use this instead? https://salty-salty-studios.com/shiz/lncovers.php

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 5, 2016 21:58:27 No.16069725 File: 215 KB, 960x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16066476 No Problem!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 8, 2016 23:37:03 No.16083377 >>16066476 kill them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 8, 2016 23:50:58 No.16083400 Nice save, lewdposter.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 10, 2016 18:25:52 No.16089162 >>16060428 Go for the third strike anon, you can do it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 10, 2016 20:55:36 No.16089713 >>16069725 what does this do

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 13, 2016 21:31:45 No.16101898 >>16066994 It's more a title of LNs like oreimo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 20:27:21 No.16105720 File: 422 KB, 543x805, 1393132087098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16059997 Fun fact: Taoism is an anagram of aotism.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 20:47:15 No.16105787 >>16066962 My Little Anon Can't Possibly Be This Retarded!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 20:54:13 No.16105807 That feel when I was preggers for a month without even knowing /jp/ lied to me. Again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 21:01:15 No.16105831 >>16105807 pics of belly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 22:14:18 No.16106010 >>16105807 >/jp/ lied to me. Again. I can't help but picture this comment being in reference to a jay pea saying he'd take responsibility. How awful!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 22:30:36 No.16106058 >>16105807 What? It's well known what the outcome is if you put benis into bagina.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 22:33:37 No.16106066 [DELETED]

>>16106058
>>16106010
But I wanted that warmth of instinctual motherliness at the very instant that conception occurred!

I wanted my baby box to bounce with joy!

I wanted to know, deep down inside, that his seed had been sown into my destiny!

instead I peed on a stick and it changed an interesting color

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 22:40:30 No.16106092 File: 35 KB, 379x266, marisa no way! that's impossible!_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16106066 Real life isn't like my doujins at all!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 22:43:51 No.16106102 >>16106066 Pregnancy is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon, Nov 14, 2016 22:47:52 No.16106118 >>16106066 peeing on things is real fun though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 15, 2016 18:35:09 No.16109463 >>16089713 it's an execution device for the hooker who's tied up in your basement right now.

Anonymous Tue, Nov 15, 2016 22:36:56 No.16110232 [DELETED]

>>16106066
What, when has that ever been a /jp/ theme?
There's the pleasure if being cummed inside, but that's just a hoax, as I've been told the only way a woman can tell that her partner just ejaculated is by the stupid look on his face.
Not that I can say that from experience wwwwww
Anyway, thanks for reminding me to never become pregnant and ruining my dessert.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 14:29:56 No.16112701 >>16110232 If you're not a weak faggot she can clearly feel the pumping, mate. Only the "I can feel the warm cum inside me" part is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 16, 2016 17:16:41 No.16113449 >>16110232 If I'm being honest, I often fantasize about being held down and impregnated. But then I remember that everything that comes after just sucks, and the feeling fades.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 01:45:39 No.16115132 >>16113449 I sometimes wish my room mate would force himself onto me, but he already has a girlfriend. Ah, well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 11:33:09 No.16116924 File: 1.67 MB, 1748x2480, 59988245_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make Miko a single mother

>>	Anonymous Thu, Nov 17, 2016 13:31:53 No.16117307 I refuse to believe there are so many girls on the /Jay/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 19, 2016 19:19:33 No.16129470 File: 1.03 MB, 800x1130, 0c83b1be58510ad6ba6800ec0254d971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16116924 She kind of already is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Nov 19, 2016 20:16:22 No.16129735 File: 306 KB, 550x670, 1449432648115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Story On How The Vampire Lady Tricked Me Into A Life Of Semen-Slavery!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 20, 2016 05:14:36 No.16131674 >>16129735 Thats a good life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 20, 2016 05:37:27 No.16131745 >>16117307 Any community that gets its kicks by pretending to be little girls will have little girls join thinking they're in good company

>>	Anonymous Sun, Nov 20, 2016 10:01:27 No.16132636 File: 406 KB, 1700x1250, CxoATQsVEAAM4XN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 01:58:38 No.16142132 >>16132636 Thicc

Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 02:21:53 No.16142236
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I Woke Up One Day And I Find Myself Being The Foot Slave Of The Mistress Of The Palace Of Earth Spirits And Her Little Sister But I Do Not Think That Was Much Of A Bad Deal

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 02:39:02 No.16142313 >>16142236 I hate feet but I love socks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 03:54:16 No.16142519 >>16142313 That's kinda like saying you love foreskins but hate penises

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 05:02:54 No.16142663 >>16142519 But one is not optional, and gay, while the other is a choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 06:15:01 No.16142856 >>16142663 >one is not optional Tell that to Americans

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 13:42:56 No.16144447 >>16142856 What? We have feet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 14:16:24 No.16144573 >>16142236 This would be an acceptable fate. Feet-oriented femdom is subpar femdom, but still better than nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 22, 2016 14:48:08 No.16144693 File: 2.15 MB, 1884x1996, 1461078188746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I Accidentally Impregnated The Rabbit Prostitute After Being Indebted To Her But She Is Still Not Deleting My Tab!

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