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1604119 No.1604119 [Reply] [Original]

When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart.

>> No.1604125

When a flat chested trap hugs you, she's holding you closer to her penis.

>> No.1604134

The phase curves of our heartbeats will cancel each other out, killing us both as they cease to beat.

Smooth move, Anon.

>> No.1604135

If you're seriously attracted to completely flat chested girls then you're probably gay.

>> No.1604142

>>1604135
You don't belong here obviously. Here's a free one-way ticket to /r9k/.

>> No.1604147

>>1604142
Don't be so mean. Can't you see it's his first time?

>> No.1604149

>>1604142
Most lolis have tiny breasts but aren't completely flat.

gb2/y/.

>> No.1604153

>>1604134
That or resonance will occour and both hearts EXPOLOAD.

>> No.1604155

>probably gay

Pedophiles. The correct answer was pedophiles.

>> No.1604157

Flat chest
Bald pubis
Hips, waist and thighs all the same width
White dress
Red buckle shoes
Striped blue and white cotton panties

fuck yes

>> No.1604159

I'd dump my Chihaya folder... but I don't have a Chihaya folder.

>> No.1604164

>>1604149
Because a flat female chest is exactly the same as a male chest!

>> No.1604195

When you murder a flat chested girl it's easier to tear out her heart

>> No.1604206
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1604206

Flat = lose.

>> No.1604222
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1604222

WHY MUST I BE EITHER A PEDOPHILE OR A HOMO?

Seriouly? Can't I just enjoy some nice DFC without social stigma?

>> No.1604226

>>1604222
Welcome to nginx! ;_;

>> No.1604227

>>1604195
Shut up, Gil.

>> No.1604230

>>1604135

I don't know about that. For me, I am rather apathetic toward breasts in general but i find that C-D cups on a woman is quite unattractive and usually ruins their figure. This varies highly on the shape of the breasts, height and build of the woman, etc, of course. On the other hand, having smaller breasts than that isn't necessarily a turn-on, it's simply not a turn-off.

Being an ass-man doesn't make me gay or a pedo.

>> No.1604256

>>1604230

>Being an ass-man doesn't make me gay or a pedo.

It makes you a nigger, Sir Mix-a-Lot.

>> No.1604263

>>1604222
Actually, if you like flat chested girls that means that you see womens as an equal.

>> No.1604265
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>>1604256

wateva wateva

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>>1604263
Hell yeah, equality!

I'm a leg man myself, boobs I don't care about one way or another. Arin? HOT, Kooh? HOT.

Loli is just another fetish. I love like any anon but that doesn't mean I don't like a nice rack.

>> No.1604410

Girls with flat chests usually have better asses.

True story.

>> No.1604494

Cheat the system. Hug them from behind.
So the distance of the heart will be the same, no matter if they're DFC or healty.

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>>1604265

>> No.1604531

>>1604494

Why would I want to do that?

>>1604410

I want my girls flat as a pancake in the behind too. Enjoy your lunar surface.

>> No.1604543

A true breast lover loves all breasts regardless of size. And the ones he loves the most belong to the girl he likes.

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>>1604543

>> No.1604576

>>1604554

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.1604579

>>1604543
However, larger breasts are always preferred.

>> No.1604599

>>1604554
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

>> No.1604601

>>1604599
>>1604576
. . .

>> No.1604608

>>1604576
>>1604599
LOL HIVeMIND XD

>> No.1604610

>>1604608
>>1604601
EPICK MIVEHIND COMBO FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.1604624

>>1604608
>>1604610
You are supposed to sage when doing that.

>> No.1604625

>>1604610
>>1604608
. . .

>> No.1604633

>>1604624
Why? It's a rare thing to happen, so surely I want to point it out... oh I seem to have missed >>1600000 GEEEEEEEEET XDDDD

>>1604625
>>1604624
ZOMG EPIC HIVEMIND XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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1604655

This is now a hivemind thread!

>> No.1604669

>>1604633
>LLLUK
I AM
SMART.
...
No, you arent.

>> No.1604674

>>1604669
> aren't
I added an apostrophe there, it didn't make any sense without it.

>> No.1604677

>>1604633
>LUK; I AM, SMRAT
...
No, you aren't.
Also, fixed for great de

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>>1604674
Saging myself for motivational poster.

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>>1604685

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1604936

When Akiha hugs you, she's holding you REALLY, REALLY close to her heart.

>> No.1604936,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604410
Pygma-chan's first post.

She has a DFC?

>> No.1604936,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604936,1
And already being an attention whore.

>> No.1604936,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604936,1
I didn't say anything about myself.
God that's embarrassing.

>> No.1604936,4 [INTERNAL] 

To be honest, I wanted to seem more like a male then. It was really stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't think I'd ever admit it.

>> No.1604936,5 [INTERNAL] 

♡_♡

>> No.1604936,6 [INTERNAL] 

Consider my interest in Pygma-tan renewed.

>> No.1604936,7 [INTERNAL] 

internet relationships

>> No.1604936,8 [INTERNAL] 

pettan pettan internet tsurupettan

>> No.1604936,9 [INTERNAL] 

So how big is your ass Pygma-chan?

>> No.1604936,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604936,9
It's probably nice and plump; perfect for a good spanking.

>> No.1604936,11 [INTERNAL] 

Boobs are just a cluster of fat!!
To be obsessed over that is so stupid!!!

>> No.1604936,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604936,11
I AGREE!!! THIS IS A GOOD POST!!! I READ IT TWICE!!!

>> No.1604936,13 [INTERNAL] 

lol I joke.
>>1604936,12
What are you saying, Anonymous Jones-san?!
You know I don't consider girls with less than C-cup women!, unless you happen to be A Certain female /jp/ poster.
*wink wink*
;)

>> No.1604936,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604936,13
Who cares about women? Girls are best.

>> No.1604936,15 [INTERNAL] 

>ɣ
This character is pretty. I like it a lot.

>Æ
A bit too cliché but suitable otherwise.

>ð
This annoys me for some reason. Too pretentious with that cross thing on the top of it.

>ɲ
And what is this then?! No reason to go below the margin like that.

>m
Too normal. Does not excite my person.

>n
Same as above but even more plain. Wants to be special but cannot even pull off the standard "m" shape.

All in all, ɣ is the best by a mile. Sophisticated but not pompous about it. Highly balanced in appearance and yet not too minimalistic.

I'll be ɣ from now on.

>> No.1604936,16 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>1604936,15
Ok, hello, γ. Let's be friends, ok?

>> No.1604936,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604936,16
Scrap that, wrong character.
Hello, weird-looking ipsilon. Let's be frinds, ok?

>> No.1604936,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>1604936,17
Voiced velar fricative

Trivia:
In Alekano1 ɣɑmɤʔ means cucumber.
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