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>> No.16030174
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16030174

Mantises are the best

>> No.16030180

>>16030171
Remember to visit your local Sabbath every week otherwise you might start to find big saggy breasts attractive

>> No.16030182

So when dark mage comes out, assuming it is really part of the inverse sabbath thing are there going to be other members besides just them? Because sabbath has baphamot witch and familiar, as well as imps i think.

>> No.16030184
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16030184

Gonna marry a Hellhound!

>> No.16030189

>>16030174
I want to cuddle that bug

>> No.16030191
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>>16030182
>inverse sabbath
I want meet a Not!Baphomet from the Thabbas!

>> No.16030192

Anything mofu is strictly off limits for bully. Bullying of mofu will result in an immediate hour on the naughty step.

>> No.16030194

>>16030171
Witch outfits like that are fuckin' adorbs.

>> No.16030195

>>16030171
I want to platonically hug my Baphomet little half-sister before going on a date with my busty delinquent Hellhound girlfriend.
I want her to take pictures of her Sabbath friends confused faces to laugh at later when she explains that her "Onii-chan" likes mature women and that she's not interested in me.

>> No.16030196

>>16030192
The what?

>> No.16030202
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16030202

Here is the template for the seven sins thing: http://i.imgur.com/MOOM1eg.png

Envy and avarice were tough to find

>> No.16030205

>>16030182
I don't know. Seeing as how so far its just them im guessing we won't really get an info dump on them like we did for sabbath in encyclopedia 1 so for now its probably going to be left in mystery.

>> No.16030206

>>16030202
Version with lilims when

>> No.16030207

Would you eat a Sinner's Sandwich with your waifu?

>> No.16030208

>>16030202
Wouldn't a classic symbol of Avarice be the Dragon? (even if they also qualify for Pride)

Envy is Shirohebi hands down.

>> No.16030209

>>16030202
>Lust
>Isn't a fucking Succubus
I'm gonna stab you.

>> No.16030210

>>16030207
whats that?

>> No.16030212

>>16030202
>Lust
>Not Lesser Succubus

>> No.16030216

SCANS
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WHEN
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>> No.16030217

>>16030207
>Look up the sandwich
>Turkey, Strawberry Jam and cereal.
Fuck no, are you kidding me? I'm not eating Swery's punishment sandwich no matter how much the narrative says York likes it.

>> No.16030223

I'm going to sell mice milk!
I'm going to capture all the mice who try to break into my home and give them breasts that can be milked!

Good girls get cuddles and impregnated.

>> No.16030225

>>16030208
>Wouldn't a classic symbol of Avarice be the Dragon?
You're right, I didn't think about that

>>16030209
>>16030212
They'd fit too but Raijus are very lustful as well

>> No.16030229

>>16030223
Damn it Fat Tony, you promised me dog or higher!

>> No.16030231

>>16030210
Turkey, Strawberry Jam and cereal, it's pretty good.

>>16030217
You should try that wonderful lunch, it's more than a delicious crunch.

>> No.16030236

>>16030229
I'm sorry but kobold milk is too high quality for you.

Besides, I've yet to have a kobold try nad break into my home.

>> No.16030237

>>16030202
Sloth: Weresheep
Gluttony: Beelzebub
Lust: Succubus
Wrath: Baphomet
Envy: Shirohebi
Avarice: Tanuki
Pride: Dragon

Way more fitting, imo.

>> No.16030238

>>16030202
i say dragon should be avarice and vampire pride,not sure

>> No.16030239

>>16030196
The naughty step. A step, which naughty people go and sit to think about what they've done. So if you don't want to end up on the naughty step. Don't be a bully.

>> No.16030242

It's getting very cold outside. Remember to wrap your waifu up in warm clothes. And gods speed to the men with Yeti Waifus, you might not make it this winter.

>> No.16030245

>>16030237
Nah m8 Lesser Succubus is more fitting for lust

>In this state, the overwhelming lust and thirst for semen are totally new feelings to the corrupted woman, and her freshly supercharged erogenous zones are extra-sensitive, so ironically the lesser succubi tend to act even more frenziedly hedonistic than their final forms.

>> No.16030249
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16030249

You came to the wrong neighborhood punk!

>> No.16030252

>>16030191
does that tattoo glow once you fill her womb?

>> No.16030253

>>16030249
Oh no, whatever will I do? It's not like I can just shove a stick between the spokes of her bike and then run.
Get ready to get bullied nerd.

>> No.16030255

>>16030237
Pretty good

>>16030238
>vampire pride
Now that you said it, it sounds so obvious

>>16030245
Lesser Succubi are for ignoring

>> No.16030256

>>16030239
What's stopping me from just getting up from the step and bullying more mofus?

>> No.16030258

>>16030255
Your face is for ignoring

>> No.16030264

What kind of costumes would undead dress up for on Halloween. Would they even celebrate it?

>> No.16030266

>>16030256
Uhh.... A telling off that includes raised voice and more time on the naughty step! And you'll have to apologise to bullied mofus! Then once you are all friends you can continue to play nicely, if that is the route you want to take.

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>>16030184
how do you propose to a hellhound?
or does she propose to you?
does she even propose? i think she's more likely to just grab you by the collar of your shirt and state you're staying with her forever and then smooch you all over your face and leave lots of kissy marks and love bites

kinda wish KC did a bit more with hellhounds
i remember reading somewhere that hellhounds guided and/or dragged people into the afterlife

>when you're about to kick the bucket your hellhound waifu will say "see you in hell, honey"
>you wake up in hell to see your hellhound waifu standing over you

this would probably be the same for other demonic girls too, demons, baphomet etc.

>> No.16030270

>>16030202
Sloth: Flowkelp
Gluttony: Ghoul
Lust: Humpty Egg
Wrath: Red Cap
Envy: Alp
Greed: Dragon
Pride: Vampire

>> No.16030271

>>16030264
I want to see a Zombie dressed as a zombie.

>> No.16030272
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16030272

>>16030202

>> No.16030274

>>16030268
You can never escape this girl. Good, I want face sitting for eternity.

>> No.16030278

Hey heyyy! Come on over, have some fun with Craaazy Titania!
I want to see a panicking Titania driving a taxi down a busy street at high speeds.
Anyway, here's the translation for our fine-bodied fairy friend.

http://i.imgur.com/qWHiEnD.jpg

>妖精達は女王を含め,男性との気持ちのいい遊びに興味津々。女王が男性と気持ち良く遊んでいると,他の妖精達が寄ってくる事もあるだろう。
"Fairies, including the queen, will playfully stimulate a man out of curiosity. As the queen plays with the man, other fairies will also gather to observe."

Some exhibitionism, I guess. Though she probably doesn't quite know what exhibitionism even is. It's basically innocent DICK SCIENCE. I wonder how utterly vexed a Lich would be around her.

>> No.16030284

>>16030272
Good picks all around.

Only one I'm a tad confused by is Kobold for Gluttony. Explain?

>> No.16030285

>>16030278
Needs to be blasting some Offspring s music too.

>> No.16030291

>>16030278
>You will never take advantage of a titania's curiosity
>"I hear that men spurt out a bunch if you grind your butt into their face while jerking them off

>> No.16030292

>>16030266
Again, that doesn't really seem like that would make me stop from bullying them.

Would I at least be watched while on the step?

>> No.16030293

>>16030252
Yes, it's color coded too. Like a battery charger.
>starts off glowing red
>if it starts blinking it's "charging"
>if it turns green it's "charged"
>if it starts blinking while green it means there's gonna be twins

>> No.16030295

>>16030284
Her diet is marked as Omnivorous; Eats anything. A slime would be too obvious, if not making fun of the actual Canto that Gluttony was in with the fact people are wallowing in mud and somesuch. There's no Cerberus to replace her with (yet, because we know KC just loves the idea of fucking with us).

TL;DR: I'm a pretty big faggot for The Inferno. Just like funposting, but if I had to replace Kobold with something for Gluttony the runner-ups would be Devil Bug, Slime, Ghoul, and Zombie.

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16030297

Sleepy yetis need love too!

>> No.16030299

>>16030278
where are you getting these pics from?

>> No.16030301

>>16030284
She's a glutton for love.

>> No.16030303

>>16030299
http://imgur.com/a/nqe09

>> No.16030305

>>16030297
You know who needs love? Me!

>> No.16030307

>>16030297
Gonna bully a yeti by hugging her too tightly!

>> No.16030308

>>16030292
Of course you would. The anti bully Rangers will not only guard you at the step but will also safe guard the mofu tea party from your bullying. Stepping up from the step or bullying would result in possibly, if the bullying is that bad. A spanking. But that's only if you've been a really bad bully.

>> No.16030312

>>16030297
I want to massage those yeti's feet, then enjoy a long after noon of being her personal hot water bottle.

>> No.16030313

>>16030308
Like throwing mud at the mofu's while they have a tea party?

>> No.16030320

>>16030307
You trying to beat a yeti in a hugging contest? This will only end in a long cuddle session and she will win

>> No.16030325

>>16030313
That's it. Naughty step! You are not allowed to post until you've learnt your lesson and apologise to all the mofu girls. If you can't play nicely this is what you get.

>> No.16030328

>>16030308
>Anti-Bully Rangers
Ha! They wont't know what him them when I shift into MAXIMUM OVER-BULLY

>> No.16030331

>>16030305
She loves you and wants you to be her daki but you're not real in her world

>> No.16030332

>>16030191

I actually really dig onee-san baphomet. Hell, she'd probably be one of my favorites if she was an actual thing.

>> No.16030336

>>16030264
The undead would be on the otherside of the samhain festivities obviously.

>> No.16030339

>>16030202

Wisp is very big on envy, I feel she at least deserves to be a candidate.

>When they see a man and woman in love, their flames increase in intensity and their ferocity increases even more. Due to this envy and jealousy of the living, there is always a darkly obscene passion swirling in their hearts.

>Furthermore, even after obtaining a husband, their deeply jealous personalities do not change. Every time they encounter a pair of lovers or a married couple other than themselves, they get jealous and express feelings of rivalry.

>> No.16030340

>>16030328
They're prepared with riot gear and an oath swearing down their life to protect the tea party and mofu at all costs.

>> No.16030343

>>16030278
>>16030291
>"Ara ara~ Look little loves, the mushroom is shooting out sticky white stuff!"
>"How strange, do all human men have something like this between their legs?"
>"Ara... The more I stroke it and touch it, the hotter my body gets, what's with this strange mushroom?"
>I heard that if you grip it with both hands and sit on the man's face it shoots out more of the white stuff
>"Mhm~ Such a naughty child like you needs to be punished. Perhaps you can make me feel good too."

>> No.16030344

>It's a regular day at the office
>Already finished with my work, waiting for the last few minutes on the clock to go by
>In front of me the new Holstaur intern is enthusiastically performing some stretching exercises
>Couldn't ask for a better view
>She suddenly freezes, her eyes filled with fear
>Well I had been staring at her chest for a solid five minutes now, but still I wasn't that much of a cr-
"Hello Anon~"
>I understand now
>I turn and see my boss gently hovering over my shoulder
>She is dressed in a stunning evening gown, adorned with a dazzling array of silver jewlery
"It was a lovely day today, no?"
>I try and open my mouth to say I was leaving
>But nothing happens
>I look back at the intern and her eyes are still full of fear
>But she is grinning
>So am I, and everyone else at the office
"Doesn't it just make you wanna... sing?"
>The whole office explodes with activity, people standing on their desks and throwing stacks of papers on the air
>People who could not reach their toes to save their lives start jumping and dancing to the beat of a pop song coming seemingly from nowhere
>Boss starts singing a song about love and happiness
>I jump to her side and open my mouth, but instead of the screaming I wanted some stupid rhyme about flowers and the sky comes out
>The intern joins me in a chorus around the boss
>Accounting starts some kind of coreographed breakdancing performance
>The janitors are poledancing with their brooms, somehow
>This goes on for ten minutes
>After her solo, she is finally carried off to the elevator on Accounting's shoulders
>Only when the doors close, the delusion stops
>People fall to the floor, exhausted
>Some come down from the top of desks, chairs, and in the case of a very embarassed werecat, a ceiling lamp
>The Holst is trying not to look at me after her stripdancing routine
>All I wanted was to go home a bit early
Fuck Phantoms man

>> No.16030347

>>16030272
>Envy
>not willowisp

Still shit

>> No.16030348

>>16030293
>>16030252
What if it was more a gauge? The more you cum inside her, the more of it glows white. Fill it and it glows pink, signifying pregnancy.

>> No.16030355

>>16030191
Best goat. No other can compare. Onee-bapho is that dark horse that's always straying around my top tier of girls.

>> No.16030356

>>16030325
You can't stop me from posting, anon.

>> No.16030360

>>16030356
B-But you're on the naughty step.

>> No.16030362

Gonna spank a wurm and put her in bondage gear!

>> No.16030364 [SPOILER] 
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>>16030202
Added a little extra to mine.

>> No.16030369

>tfw you can't have a child with your jiangshi childhood friend because cold, dead womb

>> No.16030371

>Seven deadly sins
I'd post mine but I can't be bothered making it. Jut know that Wight goes into every category.

>> No.16030372

>>16030364
What kind of war is a hellhound going to start? A war in my pants?

>> No.16030377

>>16030360
The naughty step has no power over me, anon.

>> No.16030378
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16030378

>>16030364
>The Pestilence is a Horseman meme
Death and Pestilence are interchangeable.

>>16030347
That's like, your opinion, man.

>> No.16030379

>>16030362
Wurms are too, how do I say, light on the intelligence side to know what any of that is. All they know is fuck, and they're really good at fuck

>> No.16030383

So which monster is most awkward to talk about your crush on her daughter with?

>> No.16030384

>>16030331
I feel sad for my waifu and it just makes me want to comfort her even more.

>> No.16030386

>>16030377
Well I guess there is only one solutions. Seal the mofu tea party in and underground bunker until you give up.

>> No.16030388

>>16030371
What's wrong with Wights?

>> No.16030392

>>16030320
She doesn't have my endurance!

>> No.16030393

>>16030383
Automaton. She'll feel insulted that you prefer newer, more updated versions.

>> No.16030394

>>16030388
Bollocksian shitposting, ignore It.

>> No.16030395

>>16030378
Honestly, I only added Pestilence because I knew someone would whine if I didn't.

>> No.16030396

>>16030383
Why would it be awkward?
>>16030388
What makes you think that there's something wrong with wights?

>> No.16030400

>>16030383
The Demon Lord.

>> No.16030401

>>16030372
She's going to lead an army of monstergirls to wage a war on virginity in general.
There will be no survivors on the enemy side.

>> No.16030404

>>16030264
>Vampires getting mad that peasants are dressing like nobles while they dressed up as Knights.
>Dullahans carry their heads while placing jack-o-lantern over their neck.
>Pharaoh dresses as her favorite Apsara Idol.
>Skeleton dresses are Terminator
>Doppelganger can dress as anything she wants until she accidentally reveals herself.

>> No.16030405

>>16030400
She'd probably be incredibly teasing too.
Though would it be better or worse for the Lilim considering that Lilith will probably want to show you baby pictures?

>> No.16030407

>>16030344
Ask the cute intern out.

>> No.16030408

>>16030396
Some of them make it awkward with all the sex talk

>> No.16030413

>>16030401
I imagine there will also be no resistance. Although I think I'd like to resist, just for the rape and dominant aspect of it.

>> No.16030414

>>16030369
Undead can be impregnated if the man keeps trying hard enough. Where else would we get loli liches and wights with nice butts

>> No.16030415

>>16030264
Definetely as bees.

>> No.16030420

>>16030383
Probably Amazon's what with the whole public sex bit.
Second prize goes to dark priestess

>> No.16030421

>>16030369
Ask her mother to bear your child for her daughter's sake.

>> No.16030426

>>16030392
She doesn't need endurance, if she falls asleep while cuddling then you're not going to escape until she wakes up

>> No.16030427

>>16030369
>>16030421
Adopt and have her turn the child

>> No.16030428

>>16030293
what happens if its anything nore than that? she makes an ahegao face?

>> No.16030430

>>16030415
Why bees?

>> No.16030433

>>16030430
It's hip to fuck bees

>> No.16030434

>>16030395
I'm not trying to belittle you, but alot of theologians pretty much say Death and Pestilence are interchangeable, or they just replace Conquest with him. It's all relative but at the same time thanks for contributing.

>> No.16030435

>>16030344
>be catching the bus to work
>it's pretty full, you need to stand to even fit on
>halfway there you feel heavy breathing on your neck
>welp, there goes your virginity
>slowly turn around, it's your Phantom boss
>she looks you straight in the eyes and whispers
Ring, ring, ring goes the trolley~

>> No.16030437

>>16030413
The rape will not be gentle anon. Prepare to be shoved to the ground and violently ridden until you're a broken ahegaoing mess, barely able to beg for mercy that will never come.
Men will be forced to fuck their wives until they corrupt into monstergirls and boys will be dragged screaming to the "pleasure tents."
When the Hellhound of War and her army rides, no one is safe.
Though afterwards, they throw great parties and are really fun to be around.
No hard feelings, right? It's just part of the job.

>> No.16030441

>>16030430
They are undead, Anon. They should just BEE themselves!

Man, eating at night makes you come up with some great ones.

>> No.16030443

>>16030369
arent jiangshi a mix of zombie and vampire? i cant see why they could not have undead daugherus

>> No.16030451
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>>16030443
They're referred to as vampires because of western influence and the fact that they feed off a human's Qi. It's just so happens that coincidentally blood is the most efficient way for the body to transport Qi inside of it. Which leads to some really spooky shit in Chinese and Hong Kong Jiangshi mythos and media where if mature enough they can just vacuum suck the blood right out of your body through the pores in your skin.

>> No.16030463

>>16030451
Jiangshi are like the most overpowered monsters in Chinese mythology. Like most most traditional ways of getting rid of them is distract them til sunrise so that they'll go back to sleep. I don't think they were killable except by the Chinese Ghost hunting God.

>> No.16030465

>>16030463
>Ghost hunting God
Zhong Kui?

>> No.16030466

>>16030369
Jiangshi are still best undead to me. The seal is a fun mechanic.

>> No.16030467

>>16030264
>At Samhain, it was believed that the Aos Sí needed to be propitiated to ensure that the people and their livestock survived the winter. Offerings of food and drink were left outside for them. The souls of the dead were also thought to revisit their homes seeking hospitality. Feasts were had, at which the souls of dead kin were beckoned to attend and a place set at the table for them.

>tales may suggest that offerings or sacrifices were made at Samhain. In the Lebor Gabála Érenn (or 'Book of Invasions'), each Samhain the people of Nemed had to give two-thirds of their children, their corn and their milk to the monstrous Fomorians.

In my headcannon Sahmain or halloween is only observed in undead kingdoms and is mainly a festival for humans and other monsters who aren't dead. It's a festival of thanks to the undead rulers and nobility for maintaining a peaceful, ordered and prosperous city.

It still has the aspect of welcoming home the souls of the deceased, but you also welcome the rulers of the city into your home too and offer them food as gratitude and incentive to keep the city healthy, happy and prosperous through the winter. Even though they need little incentive in the first place.

There would be larger feasts in the streets and smaller feasts indoors, where basically every house was open for any one to walk into.

It wouldn't be unusual for young boys to willingly offer themselves as "sacrifice" along with the generous feasting. Though the number of "sacrifices" decreases yearly seeing as how each "sacrificed" boy means on less single undead girl to go looking for "sacrifices" the next year.

>> No.16030470

>>16030465
Yep, He was gifted by the God of Hell to capture or kill any evil spirits and monsters.

>> No.16030472

>>16030470
I'd been considering writing a Jiangshi short where she's "adequately morals deficient" with a display of how bullshit they are, but after Thingu went awry it's best not to.

Would dick Jiangshi, especially if she's limber from Tai-Chi

>> No.16030474

>>16030467
I'd just like to add to this that essentially, people forget that the undead wouldn't celebrate halloween.

Becaue halloween is basically a night to celebrate the dead/undead.

>> No.16030480

>>16030474
>The Undead wouldn't celebrate Halloween
>Implying they don't save their celebrations for Dia de Meurtos

>> No.16030484

>>16030441
Charon go to bed

>> No.16030485

>>16030474
We celebrate our birthdays with is a celebration of being alive. Why wouldn't they celebrate being dead?

>> No.16030488

>>16030467
Sounds like it would be annoying as hell. I don't want to open my doors and give food to people. I just want to lock all my doors and windows and be a grumpy old shit, shaking my fist at all these whippersnappers on my lawn.

>> No.16030489

>>16030488
Enjoy your Redcaps my friend.

>> No.16030493

>>16030480
You wouldn't participate in a festival celebrating yourself. Not in the same way the mortals would. You wouldn't go around appeasing other undead.

They'd be figureheads in the celebrations, and halloween or the day of the dead would have their celebrations more personalized.

>>16030485
Your birthday isn't a festival. Besides they probably already celebrate individual deathdays.

>>16030488
Get out of their great and prosperous cities then.

>> No.16030497

>>16030474
Wasn't Halloween and many other similar holidays about us mortals celebrating with the dead so that they weren't so lonely being dead?

>> No.16030517

>>16030497
That and offering them gifts so they would stop their thugdere delinquent ghosts from wrecking shit and their ancestors would keep shitty demons away.

It was more or less a night of respect and appeasement as I see it.

It's a purely mortal tradition I don't see why the undead would celebrate it in the same manner. Whereas we would leave treats out for passing spirits, undead would roam the streets snacking on treats.

>> No.16030549

>>16030493
>Get out of their great and prosperous cities then.
Gosh darn it. Ever since these good-for-nothin' commie undead folk came around to this here city, they've been tryin' to dictate everyone's lives while turnin' everythin' into them new-fangled Demony Realms. I just want some gosh darn peace and quiet. Why, back in my day, the dead use to be good at the ol' peace and quiet. Nowadays they're all just loitering around, telling the living how to live. Kickin' people out of cities just 'cause they don't wanna worship the ground they walk on. We need someone living in charge! We need to build a wall and make undead pay for it! We need to make this city great again!

>> No.16030554

>>16030549
But anon, this time around you're the filthy migrant who won't assimilate into their culture.

>> No.16030557

>>16030549
Look grandpa, just because grandma didn't rise up from the dead too doesn't mean you have to make everyone as miserable as you.

>> No.16030566
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16030566

Halloween draws near! The night the dead shall rise and devour the living!

>> No.16030572

>>16030566
Thats a weird place for a chastity belt.

>> No.16030576

>>16030557
I hurt myself today, just to see if I still feel.

>>16030566
You! Yeah you!
I beat you think you're real ballsy, coming into my neighborhood dressed like that!

>> No.16030578

>>16030566
Quick! Someone find the Paladin Rangers, the villain of the Halloween special is here!

>> No.16030580

>>16030549
But the undead built this city. It only makes sense that if they built a wall for it, they would also pay for it. The city is already great. Is a single night of appreciation too much for practically being paid to live there?

You're senile, you ungrateful old shit.

>> No.16030581

>you will never write a list of your favorite doujin tags on a jiangishi's seal

>> No.16030584

>>16030566
I'm going to sleep through the entire halloween and no monster can stop me.

>> No.16030587

>>16030497
The Mexican "Day of the Dead" serves such a purpose.

The tradition of Halloween and its costumes are actually rooted in precaution rather than sympathy. The fear was that on this day, spirits would rise and pose a threat to the living. Thus the idea was to dress up as spirits and creatures and so forth so as to disguise ones self, blurring the line between living and dead to stay safe.

>> No.16030588

>>16030584
anon thats just what the nightmares want

>> No.16030592

>>16030588
I'm going to sleep in my dreams too. I'll go so deep inside that it will take me a day to trully wake up.

>> No.16030598
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16030598

>>16030584
>>16030588
Oh no.

Nightmare-san probably has way too much to drink on Halloween.

>> No.16030600

>tfw jiangshi waifu just hops
>She doesnt walk
>Or runs
>ITS ALWAYS HOPPIN TO MOVE AROUND

yes i played order of ecclesia,and how that thing is stronger than dracula is beyond me

>> No.16030605

>>16030587
>Thus the idea was to dress up as spirits and creatures and so forth so as to disguise ones self, blurring the line between living and dead to stay safe.

I don't think it was to stay safe. I think half of it was out of necessity (Since monsters arn't real the only way to make the festival actually work is if you dressed up as one and did what a monster was supposed to do, go form house to house)

And the other half was out of respect, imitation being the greatest form of.

I hold that rather than sympathy and precaution, it was a night of respect and offering.

>> No.16030607

>>16030600
Are you really going to bitch about big bouncing jiangshi boobs?

>> No.16030608

Being the social outcast that you are, you are unable to get a girlfriend. You resort to building the perfect girl out of dead manono. What kind of Frankie do you make?

>> No.16030623

>>16030598
I still want a Nightmare dressed up like a "Sexy" Freddy Kruger.

>> No.16030633
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16030633

>>16030607
Jiangshi are hip and happening!

>> No.16030636

>>16030633
I would accept my fate.

>> No.16030641

>>16030466
>Super strong, good at martial arts
>Smart and can do magic
>Customizable
Truely best undead

>> No.16030646

>>16030633
>>16030636
>tfw no Jiangshi stalker with a strange accent and amazing hips.

>> No.16030655

I want to see a lizardgirl or salamander posting selfies of their sexy toned bodies as they work out showing progress

>> No.16030665

>>16030646
Cici is /k/ as fuck. Different side of a same coin as bina.

>> No.16030667

>>16030665
Shame they have too many cons to be worth it.

>> No.16030670

>>16030667
Okay, the rotten girl shit is pretty tragic.
And being a zombie might suck.
But thats about it.

>> No.16030673
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16030673

>>16030667
True, but Zombina is just too cute.

>> No.16030674

>>16030655
I want them to catch me getting a boner as I look at them

>> No.16030680

>>16030673
>darling didn't run off with the bottom half immediately.

What a beta.

>> No.16030681

>>16030670
>Rotting
>Can't fuck because lol formaldehyde
>Any accidental cuts could turn you into a zombie.

>>16030673
She really is, her body locking up if she doesn't stretch before sleeping is completely adorable.

>> No.16030684

>>16030623
Fuck why did i never think of that beofre
Godamn it works so well

>> No.16030686
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16030686

>>16030673
This looks like a good read. Whats the sauce on this?

>> No.16030690
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16030690

>>16030268
>or does she propose to you?
There's nothing I love more than a girl who's completely forward.
>Monster Girl High
>You're chatting with your friend, telling him about how you really want to ask the Hellhound in class out
>She overhears with her keen sense of hearing and walks up to you
>"Hey Anon."
>She's looking right at your eyes, with a small grin on her face.
>"Go out with me."

>> No.16030693

>>16030686
>There's someone in the threads who doesn't know what Monster Musume is
We truly are in a new era.
It's a guilty pleasure series if anything anon, plenty of cheesecake but not much story.

>> No.16030695

>>16030681
There has been no proof about them not being able to fuck.
I agree, the zombie shit sucks. But its the price you must pay to score Chinese jumping vampire ass.

>> No.16030701

>>16030268
>how do you propose to a hellhound?
>or does she propose to you?
Definitely the second one.
I just want a Hellhound Delinquent to "accidentally" bump into me to get my scent, then follow me home and wait until I go to bed before mounting me in a barely there g-string bikini and waking me up by roughly reverse-facefucking me.
Then she'd slip out of her bikini, slide beneath my covers, and ride me senseless while holding my face close and forcing me to french her.
I'd wake up to her smiling face telling me that I'm hers now, and that she was mine ever since she laid eyes on me.
We'd go to school holding hands like a pair of degenerates.

>> No.16030706

>>16030701
I want to pamper a delinquent hound with belly rubs and ear scratches!

>> No.16030708

>>16030701
>reverse-facefucking
Stop this, it already sounds fucking stupid with shit like reverse-mating press.

>> No.16030713

>>16030693
I mean its more about the characters interacting than any sort of overarching plot
so I think its fine, imo its actually a pretty upper level slice of life

>> No.16030716

>>16030695
>But its the price you must pay to score Chinese jumping vampire ass
Its the price you pay for a shit manga

>> No.16030722

>>16030706
Same. There's nothing like a Hellhound jumping up on your lap even though she's taller than you and giving you the puppy dog eyes until you relent and rub her toned abs while alternating between stroking her hair and scratching her ears.
Especially when you know that later that night you're going to down a Raging Mushroom and fuck her in the Leapfrog position until you're both panting sweaty messes.

>> No.16030726

>>16030716
>Implying I just don't like jiangshis from all things.
Cmon son.

>> No.16030727

>>16030708
Well what would you call incredibly forceful cunnilingus mixed with her ramming her pussy into your face?

>> No.16030728

Why is bromonts pastebin empty?

>> No.16030731

>>16030727
Facesitting, mostly.

>> No.16030735

>>16030655
A salamander would, but i picture lizard girls being a bit more bashful then that. They might do it but it'd be a bit awkward and they'd probably be blushing.

>> No.16030737

>>16030731
But that isn't forceful enough. It doesn't really imply facial rape is occurring.
And now that I think about it "Face Rape" might be a better term than "Reverse-Facefuck".

>> No.16030738

>>16030731
Not him, but that's wrong. Sitting conjures the wrong image.

>> No.16030739

>>16030728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxfi7XMS8pw

>> No.16030746

>>16030739
n-no

>> No.16030747

>>16030735
They'd do the classy "cover the face with the hand" or black censor bar while blushing profusely

>> No.16030749

>>16030727
Facefucking.

Slapping reverse on something like that is as fucking retarded as calling rape where the woman is instigating is reverse-rape.

>> No.16030757

>>16030731
I want face-sitting speed dating.

Where a series of Monster Girls facesit men for a few minutes at a time each, and then the Monster Girls choose the most comfortable 'seat' to take home.

>> No.16030758

>>16030757
What happens if more than one Monstergirl choose you?

>> No.16030778

>>16030747
That will only make the sex harder. You can freely call her slut and give her ass some really strong slaps as punishment for being a whore.

>> No.16030834
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16030834

Who's your dark horse waifu?

>> No.16030836

>>16030834
Onee-Baphomet.

>> No.16030839

>>16030836
>Onee-Baphoment
>Not Baphomee-san

>> No.16030844

>>16030834
>Pink hair
It's shit.

>> No.16030846

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.


Instead, please remember that oppai loli salamanders are fearsome warriors despite their size

>> No.16030850

>>16030846
You're getting pretty irritating, you know that?

>> No.16030858

>>16030850
Surprise surprise, someone on 4chan doesn't know when a joke or gimmick is worn out.

>> No.16030862

>>16030850
>>16030858
Spotted the newfags. This guys been here for years, get used to it.

>> No.16030863

>>16030846
I want to fight one with my meat sword!

She'd even be the perfect height!

>> No.16030865

>>16030862
>Spotted the newfags.
Guess the people complaining about commercial anon were all newfags too

>> No.16030875
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16030875

For the Miia dakipit anon.

https://my.mixtape.moe/ikcasz.zip

Update to Miia's stuff from the game. Should be everything too. All her voices and dialogue.

Game is going down, but thankfully I managed to get all the Miia content for it before it does.

>> No.16030883
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16030883

What horror movies would there be in a Monster Girl world?

>> No.16030884

>>16030862
>This guys been here for years
So have I though, and can confirm he's been an annoying if minor fag throughout.

>> No.16030892

>>16030883
NTR mostly.

>> No.16030898

>>16030834
>dark horse waifu
The fuck is that?

>> No.16030905

>>16030884
wasn't there a guy who was pulling similar shit recently? what happened to him?

>> No.16030913
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16030913

Reposting the Dimensionality update from last thread. Carry on.

http://pastebin.com/T3b5b308

>> No.16030916

>>16030905
It was iron beast. The tread told him to fuck off with that and he said ok.

>> No.16030921

>>16030905
Yes, the Happy London morning fag. People seem to have succeeded in urging him to stop, that or he walked into the wrong Sharia Law neighborhood.

>> No.16030925

>>16030921
And then the proponents for the Religion of Peace convinced him to stop by engaging him in peaceful and civil dialogue?

>> No.16030933

>>16030925
Their usual thing, yeah.

>> No.16030935

>>16030921
I'm still here, >>16030916 is what happened I don't like pissing people off unless I go out of my way to do so.

>> No.16030951
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16030951

Boys and girls of every age,
Would you like to see something strange?

>> No.16030960

>>16030898
A dark horse is a horse racing term afaik. A horse you don't expect to win or really know about that just strolls up and takes 1st place.

>> No.16030964

>>16030960
To me Dark Horse will always be a company that publishes comics.

>> No.16030972

>>16030951
>something strange
A Phantom with a real boyfriend?

>> No.16030974

>>16030951
This is the chuuni one yes?

>> No.16030975

>>16030972
Erica's totally got a boyfriend! You just don't know him because he lives in Wisconsin.

>> No.16030982
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>>16030202

Rather easy to pick actually.

>> No.16030988

>>16030278
>Be playing Fairy Kart 3 with a Titiana
>Keep losing by getting distracted by her tits
>She suddenly pauses
>"Anon, why do you keep staring at me during the game?"
>Awkwardly tell her that it's because I love breasts
>"Oh? You love them? We can another game if you want."
>Get softly pinned on the couch
>Her breasts are dangling over my head
>"I'm going to be a villain and you have to not tell me the secret code."
>She flops onto me and smothers me with her 2 large milk cannons
>"Kukuku, I know your weakness agent Anon, you will tell me the password and then I will steal ALL the cotton candy of the world!"
>This goes on for nearly 5 minutes
>Dick gets diamond hard
>She stops roleplaying for a moment
>"Anon, what is that hard thing that's been poking me for a while?"
>Tell her that it's nothing and that she had to ignore it
>"No way, you look like you're having more fun than me, I wanna play with it too!"
>She removes my pants
>Her eyes sparkle after seeing it
>Without a word she wraps in with her breasts
>She slowly moves them up and down
>Have an hard time containing myself
>The more I react to it the better her technique becomes
>Other fairies notice us and start surrounding us
>2 minutes later over 30 fairies are watching and giggling around us
>Eventually cum onto Titania's face
>Every fairy including her makes a noise of surprise
>"That was so fun anon, why did you hide this toy from us?"
>Try to make her understand that it's not a toy
>"Anon don't lie please. Can the other fairies play with it too?"
>Tell her no
>"Oh! So it's my personal toy? Thank you so much!"

And thus Anon was molested by his Titania onee-chan on a daily basis up until he finally gained the courage to teach her about sex

Thank you for the translation anon, you're too kind

>> No.16030989
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16030993

>>16030988
aww golly gee gosh anon thats hot

>> No.16030994

>>16030974
She's a chuuni theater geek with the power to make her delusions manifest. A power which is exploited by the thriving theater community in undead cities lucky enough to play patron to such noble spirits.

>> No.16031000
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16031000

>>16030875
Thanks anon
I think I already have everything, but I'll go over all of this to be sure

Thanks for thinking of me.

>> No.16031001

>>16030982
>Avarice
>Tanuki
This one's so obvious I'm genuinely surprised you're the first to select it.

>> No.16031003

>>16031000
>Lala is a Judge
Truly she is the best girl.

>> No.16031007

>>16030951
Yeah I want to roll a Lawful Evil Cleric, let's do this D&D night thing.

>> No.16031012

>>16030364
Very nice
Mostiquo doesn't fit famine/pestilence though, especially when her thing is to want a ton of children

>>16030982
Sloth and gluttony are arguable but I can agree with the rest

>>16031001
I guess it's so obvious that other anons avoided to use it

>> No.16031014

>>16031000
>Judge Death Lala
Okay that is just wonderful to see.
>>16031003
Best girl best legs

>> No.16031015

>>16030975
Sure, and why haven't we seen pictures of him? When are they gonna hold hands?

>> No.16031016
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16031016

>>16031000
There's a bunch of new stuff and voices compared to the last release. You should just replace the old one entirely.

Enjoy, friend.

>> No.16031026

>>16030883
The Hunt
The Scarlet Letter

>> No.16031030

Also wasn't able to respond last thread

>>16029483

>"daki" art that's not Miia on a bed
>meh face
>Futa alts


I'm offended you would think I would actually do something like that anon

>> No.16031038

Pretty sure someone said this before,

I wanna steal a phantom's mask!

>> No.16031039

>>16030883
Snakes on a Plane would be about a plane full of horny lamias that can't fuck Samuel Jackson no matter how hard they try.

>> No.16031040

>>16031038
Anon Ymous! Your angel of death awaits.

>> No.16031044

>>16031012
Well, I mean covering the land in her young would certainly cause famine.

>> No.16031047

>>16030951
The Clumsy Phantom of the Opera!

>> No.16031049

>>16031038
She'd have to cover her face and emotionally play a pipe organ until she got her revenge.

>> No.16031061

>>16031049
>Phantom covers her face with paper bag
>No one can take her plays seriously anymore

>> No.16031078

>>16031049
But what if the anon who took her mask called her pretty and asked her why she covers her face?

>> No.16031079

>>16031030
>not on a bed
Personally I think the different setting is rather interesting. Though I can see how it would disturb your snakepit theme.

>meh face
Matter of opinion I'd say. Personally like Fautsketcher...but I can see why and how others wouldn't.

>Futa alts
We do not discuss such things here, and so I cannot claim to know your opinion on the matter.

But anyway, thanks for clearing the matter up Miiafag. And apologies. Certainly didn't mean to cause you any offense.

>> No.16031084

>>16031078
Only her husband can see her face. It fits the romantic narrative.

>> No.16031087

>>16031078
She'd get very flustered and make some chuuni excuse as to why she has to wear the mask such as "it's to conceal my power of darkness"

>> No.16031096

>>16031087
>"it's to conceal my power of darkness"
>"pffthaha Yeah right, whatever. I bet you're cute come on and-"
>"Anon, no!"
>There's a flash of dark magic and anon faints, his mind sucked into one of her plays in a random role

>> No.16031103

Gonna sexually bully a Phantom in the middle of one of her chunni speech

>> No.16031104

I want to console an ancient phantom hat actually knows about legit dark powers and hidden societies, who every one just thinks is chuuni, but actually knows these things.

>> No.16031107
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>>16030913
This raises a question. Do magical monsters need to maintain their physical fitness through exercise, or do they just maintain a perfect physique because magic?
>>16031104
Is she part of the Illuminati or against it?

>> No.16031109

>>16031030
http://66.media.tumblr.com/544d7c16d5e9bf4f9dace5e3f5cf13ba/tumblr_ofpylhKz2H1sbrf9ao1_1280.jpg

somehthing was missing, a
je ne sais quoi
snake with snake.jpg

>> No.16031119

>>16031107
>Is she part of the Illuminati or against it?
She used to be a member until she had a falling out with one of the many tanuki infesting the organization. She'd been on the run since, under many different masks and names

>> No.16031122

>>16031119
This leaves us in a moral quandary. Do we sell her out for shekels or do we face the world's secret rulers?

>> No.16031124

>>16031122
You wouldn't be the first to try the former. You would be the first to try the latter though.

>> No.16031168
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16031168

I like my dogs a bit "fluffy."

>> No.16031201

I'm not the only one who would get turned on watching a monstergirl tear into a big juicy burger right?

>> No.16031208

>>16031201
A girl eating like a hungry shounen MC does have certain appeal.

>> No.16031210

>>16030216
E R N E V
R N E V E
N E V E R
E V E R N
V E R N E

>> No.16031215

>>16031103
You can try all you want
She'll teleport around before you can lay a hand on her unless she actually wants to get molested

>>16031124
>You will never love a Phantom who was betrayed countless times in her life

>>16031168
I like my girls smooth as butter, the less hair the better

>>16031201
Getting turned on by it is weird, but enjoying watching their reaction is completely normal

Who wouldn't want to invite a Hellhound to a restaurant just to see her devouring a nice thick burger?

>> No.16031218

Matangoes are olev

>> No.16031219

>>16031215
>Who wouldn't want to invite a Hellhound to a restaurant just to see her devouring a nice thick burger?
Elves. I kind of want to see an elf and a hellhound interacting, actually. Might be interesting.

>> No.16031224

>>16031219
Wood Elves respect all living beings, including Hellhounds.
High Elves are stuck up consider hellish mongrels to be disgusting.
Dark Elves would like to cooperate in hunting boys.

>> No.16031225

>>16030297
That style looks really familiar, but I can't remember the artist. Care to help?

>> No.16031226
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>>16031168
Only if it's every bit as fluffy as the rest of their fur.

>> No.16031228

>>16031218
Quarantine him so his lust for mushrooms doesn't spread.

>> No.16031237
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>>16031228
But without love you might go Hollow!

>> No.16031244

>>16030834
Bicorn and Nightmare.

>> No.16031245

>>16031228
Take him to Wonderland, the spores will mutate into an intellectually refined individual.
>>16031237
I will never be the husbando of a Jaded Chosen Undead who let the fires go out, and stopped believing that a peaceful world was possible.

>> No.16031247

>>16031224
>No Dark Elf with a Hellhound hunting partner to hunt you down and capture you.
>You'll never be tied up and dominated all night by the both of them.
Fucking hell this blows.
The fearboner potential increases the more smug girls are added to the equation too. Add a Cheshire, a Manticore or a Kakuen in for more variables that make the sex rougher and escape harder.

>> No.16031248
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>>16031228
Breaking the quarantine!
>>16031245
Isn't the fire what causes disparity and conflict in the first place?

>> No.16031250

>>16031237
I just thought of the suffering potential of a Dark Souls style Undead curse being unleashed on the monstergirl world.
The twist being it only affects men, and results in berserk Hollows attacking man and monster alike.
And the Chosen Undead has to burn in the First Flame to end the curse, but a Lilim had fallen in love with him.

>> No.16031251
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16031251

>>16031228
You can never stop love.

>> No.16031255

>>16031248
The Fire and Dark is practically a never ending cycle, prolonging it causes painful strife but going along with it tends to go against the nature of man. Even the DK2 chosen undead that decided to find a third path beyond the dark and flame didn't have a certain answer at the end of their tale.

>> No.16031259

>>16031251
I'm pretty sure you can.

>those random mushrooms growing off her, protruding from her skin

That is disgusting.

>> No.16031261

>>16031218
Agreed

I'd love to convince a nice Matango girl that living in the city is better than standing still in the forest

I'd then take her on a date and protect her from all the bullies who'd talk shit

>>16031224
Dark Elves are pretty chill
They need to learn some decency though, you can't just go around in a lewd outfit rape-baiting everyone

>> No.16031264
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>>16031168
i dont mind extra bits of mofu here and there

>> No.16031269

>>16031259
It's disgusting to you, yes. But if you were under the effects of mushroom, you'd think they were beautiful and couldn't get enough of her shroompese.

>> No.16031270

>>16031261
>you can't just go around in a lewd outfit rape-baiting everyone
Actually yes, yes you can. This is perfectly normal behavior in their culture and many others Anon, you're being culturally insensitive.

>> No.16031271
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16031271

>>16031255
I don't want to set the world on fire. I only want to kindle the fire in her heart.

>> No.16031276

>>16031259
>>16031269
Reminds me of the fruit that grows off of the Swamp Thing. Psychedelic trips await anyone who eats them.

>> No.16031279

>>16031271
Then you best figure out a way to do that without making her lose her reason to not go hollow. You're living in a Buddhist Samsara world of suffering and rebirth with a fresh coat of Berserk dressings, good luck wooing her.

>> No.16031281

>>16031279
Rabu conquers all!

>> No.16031284

>>16030690
Hellhounds are so assertive it's scary.

>> No.16031286

>>16031270
I'm being insensitive?

Think of all the horny teenage boys who dropped out to school to live with a Dark Elf sugar mommy because she thought walking in front of a middle school wearing tight leather was a good idea

They're the one who are being insensitive!

>>16031271
Ever since I saw a bunch of animated sprites of Priscilla getting fucked by various bosses of DS I can't look at her the same way

>> No.16031291

>>16031286
>Think of all the horny teenage boys who dropped out to school to live with a Dark Elf sugar mommy
Where were all these Dark Elf sugar mommies when I was a kid?

>> No.16031292

>>16031168
>>16031264
I wanna pull on it and get embarrassingly bit.

>> No.16031299

>>16031286
>They're the one who are being insensitive!
No, those are the most sensitive ones of all. Something about leather on skin all the time leading to really sensitive bits.

And really, they saved those boys. They likely would've ended up as sluts for someone far less caring had those wonderful elves not nurtured them properly.

>> No.16031302

>>16031284
That's the fun part.

>> No.16031304

>>16031264
>Your head will never be squeezed between those fat warm tits while that Hellhound rapes you senseless.
>You'll never manage to pull your head away long enough to get your mouth around her nipple and start sucking
>You'll never feel her pussy tense up as she starts thrusting harder.
This sadness is profound.

>> No.16031307

>>16030982
>sloth
>yeti
But why? They go around blizzards saving people, how that's lazy? Weresheep or dormouse are sloth since they sleep and barely move all day
And why bapho is wrath? It should be cursed sword because they love hacking and slashing people

>> No.16031317

>>16031299
Is it wrong to want to be the shared boyslut of a sorority of /fit/ busty monstergirls instead of a bondage obsessed christmas cake?

>> No.16031319

>>16031286
>Spoiler
Those were pretty well made.

>> No.16031320

>>16031317
Personally I prefer the intimacy of being a bondageslut boytoy for a CC Dark Elf but to each his own, right?

>> No.16031322

>>16031317
>Sorority
Won't love you. The Christmas Cake definitely will though, she'll be sure to gush over you during the aftercare instead of just leaving you in a puddle of fluids when she's done.

Nothing wrong though, I suppose.

>> No.16031330

>>16031320
I just want to be tied to a chair, shot up with manticore venom, and used for a "keg chugging" game.
Winner gets me all to themselves for the night.
And if I start getting tired during the game, then they make me drink the Minotaur sorority president's milk straight from the tap to perk me back up.

>> No.16031335

>>16031322
>Won't love you.
Says you. If they don't love me, then why would they celebrate my birthday with gentle cuddlesex and cuddlepiles?

>> No.16031347

I'm heading off to bed, I'm hoping that all the tea I drank would help me doze off and finally have a dream with an MG. I even bothered to keep a dream journal to help stimulate that response. It's got to work this time.

>> No.16031348

>>16031317
Extremely wrong
At first it'll be fun getting thrown around all those hot girls but then you'll start getting addicted to them and they'll abuse you because they know you'll come back anyway

Do you really want to end up licking clean a /fit/ Hellhound after she had an intense, sweaty workout just so that she lets you cum inside her a few times as a reward?

>>16031322
The CC isn't free of guilt either, the day Anon refuses sexy times she'll go on about how she's been financially taking care of him all this time and how without her he'd end up becoming a homeless cum-pump

>> No.16031352

>>16031348
One, that sounds amazing.
Two, read these >>16031330
>>16031335

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>>16031347
Fancy this situation, 'tis practically an invitation!
Into this lad's dreams I'll flutter, and his seed in my womb he'll soon splutter!

>> No.16031359
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I wonder how succubi know how to morph their clothes to a sexy version of their uncorrupted stuff

>> No.16031361

>>16031359
It's probably just a cantrip for them. Zeroth-level magic.
Lilith's Erotic Clothing or some shit.

>> No.16031364

>>16031361
>>16031359
Even Piccolo knows Conjure Clothing.

>> No.16031365

>>16031356
Saw it coming. And she's going to see me coming too.

>> No.16031369

>>16031335
They do that for every dumb slut that gets passed around. It's a decent distraction, see? Makes them feel loved. Makes them okay with having thigns done to them that no man with self respect would allow

>> No.16031370
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16031370

>Serving boy! Bring me more sake!

>> No.16031371

>>16031365
>Saw it coming
Oh come on I don't do it that often, do I?

>> No.16031375

>>16031364
Cant unthink lilims finishing every corruption with "Clothes beam!"

>> No.16031376

>>16031369
The explain why they get violent when anyone bullies me, or why they let me pick the movies?
And explain why during thunderstorms they all drag me into the living room of the Sorority House, set up a big mattress and cuddle me to sleep even though I'm not even that scared of lightning?

>> No.16031377

>>16031359
Seems like basic magic that they get just for being a Succubi
Kind of like those spells you start of with in an RPG

>>16031370
Only if you stop spilling it on your ass

>> No.16031386

>>16031376
>The explain why they get violent when anyone bullies me
Put yourself in their shoes. It may only be a dumb slut, but you own it. It's basically an insult to you if some one fucks with your property.
>or why they let me pick the movies?
Don't be stupid. Neither of you watch the movies anyway.

>spoiler
Goodness, the strange things the unconscious mind dreams up after its been drugged out and the limp body is tossed from girl to girl

>> No.16031393

>>16031386
You seem really fixated on me not being loved by the sorority.
I smell a Dark Elf Christmas Cake.
Explain why they confide in me when they're upset and why they lavish me in affection and care whenever they notice me feeling down?

>> No.16031399

>>16031302
What's fun about being Kabedoned and told that your now her property?

>> No.16031403

>>16031348
>the day Anon refuses sexy times she'll go on about how she's been financially taking care of him all this time and how without her he'd end up becoming a homeless cum-pump
She'd be right. He's proven he's a slut, at least he found a woman that will take care of him properly.

>> No.16031404
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16031404

So now that MGE is out, what's the consensus?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11521841

>> No.16031408

>>16031359
MAMONO MANA!
Though really, in that particular instance, the only thing different about her coat at least is the cuffs.

>>16031364
>>16031375
>"Did...our heart just skip a beat?"
>"Oh that is precious."

>> No.16031411

>>16031393
I don't know about you, but if I had a dumb slut that knew better than to interrupt, I'd vent to her too. Sometimes its not to just get those feelings out there. Doubly so if I could just turn around and fuck her on the spot right after, bet a little physical relief along with emotional.

>whenever they notice me feeling down?
Sluts as stupid as this one, believe it or not, are pretty rare. They keep teaching men self respect these days. Now if a dumb slut is rare, and yet you have one, will you let him kill himself before you're done with him? I think not. some times you have to sit down and listen to his petty problems. Just like some itmes you have to walk a dog. Part and parcel.

>> No.16031412

>>16031404
That Oni gonna share some of that sake?

>> No.16031413

>>16031399
Everything. Especially the part where she licks you from your neck to your ear and then starts nibbling.

>> No.16031418

>>16031399
It's inherently fun.
This is, of course, for people into this sort of thing. It's obviously not everyone's cuppa.

>> No.16031419

>>16031411
Anon, just let me have my cute fantasy about being the boytoy of a bunch of busty /fit/ monstergirls.
I want to make them all take responsibility when they make me eat Sticky Mushroom soup and Prisoner Fruit and end up getting them all pregnant.

>> No.16031424
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>>16031399
>Kabedoned
Sounds fun, what is it?

>> No.16031427

>>16031411
You're trying too hard

>> No.16031428

>>16031403
Would you be able to sleep at night properly knowing that the only value you have is between your legs?

>>16031419
They'll be the ones forcing you to take responsibility for ruining their perfects abs

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>>16031424
Do you know what Kabe-don is?
In the context of monstergirls, it's whre a girl, usually taller than you, corners you to a wall and bars you from leaving by slamming her arm against the wall before leaning in and flirting.
Cicada blocking (picutred) is a more extreme version of this.

>> No.16031434

>>16031408
that succubus seems to have a knack for style

also I like to think that a chimera thinks like TFS piccolo

>> No.16031436

>>16031427
That would imply excesses of effort on my behalf.

>> No.16031437

>>16031430
The Japanese had a name for that too? Hot-damn!

>> No.16031439

>>16031430
I'm gonna start doing that to Mouse Girls!

>> No.16031443

>>16031428
To be fair, they're the ones who made me drink semen thickening soup.
And they'll all change their tune when they see their beautiful newborn daughterus.
And hey, seeing me darting around the house setting it up for kids in full househusband mode might be appealing to them.
Especially when I start agonizing over schools and college funds.

>> No.16031444

>>16031430
That anon looks like he's going to either get the time of his life, or a moment that will scar him for life. Either way, I want to be Kabedoned by a hellhound.

>> No.16031445

>>16031428
>Would you be able to sleep at night properly knowing that the only value you have is between your legs?
[Insert human woman joke here]. Seriously though, what are you trying to say? That she's wrong for telling him truths? It might hurt, but he chose this path, was placed on it by both nature and nurture. That's okay though, it's cute when he tries so hard.

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>>16031430
I want a nerdy Abomination to do that to me.

>> No.16031447

>>16031444
Those aren't mutually exclusive.

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>>16031444
To be fair, that's a Cicada Block. A Kabe-don only uses one arm and is much more casual looking.

>> No.16031450

>>16031446
Judging from your picture, I'll assume you meant "Automaton"

>> No.16031451

>>16031444
It's okay, Anon is good with dogs.

>> No.16031456

>>16031443
>spoiler
Such a lovely scene, you definitely deserve those girls

>>16031445
>That she's wrong for telling him truths?
No but she can at least consider his feelings and say it in a more positive manner

>> No.16031461

>>16031448
i'd love a minotauros to do that to me when i'm wearing red

>> No.16031465

>>16031456
>No but she can at least consider his feelings and say it in a more positive manner
Given the situation she'd likely be in or approaching argument mode, that's not the time when things are phrased nicely. Likely during more calm times she would bother stating things more gently. Or at least more lewdly to cover it up in that mistressy way.

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>>16031461
Same, but her feet, or hooves I guess, would still be touching the ground.

Also her breasts would be pushing me into the corner as she closes in.

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>>16031466
I can live with that

>> No.16031473

>>16031450
A nerdy Automaton would be fine, too, but I want her to abome at me abominably in an attempt to make me put my dick inside her horrorifice.

>> No.16031480

>>16031465
Oh come on, you're acting like him refusing sex is a crisis
She can go without sex 24 hours right? It's not because she takes care of him that he has to constantly please her

>> No.16031482

>>16031480
It doesn't have to be a crisis to piss her off or start an argument. Simple shit does that all the time. And I mean, his body for her money is the (possibly more than) implicit deal, her getting testy if he refused wouldn't be ridiculous.

>> No.16031489

>>16031448
>Casual

She looks like she's going to burst in an explosion of rape. Hellhounds with short hair are cute though.

>> No.16031494
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16031494

>Heehh, so it's like that, huh?
I think she's too drunk to actually be paying attention to your words, maybe you should just pin her down and do it already.

>> No.16031498

>>16031456
Can you imagine the family cuddles though? A whole sorority of Waifus and at least one daughteru for each of them. Seeing their smiles would make it worth it though.

>>16031489
Yeah, because that's not a Kabe-don, that's a Cicada Block.

>> No.16031507

>>16031482
Living with a monster girl sugar mommy is hell

>>16031498
>Can you imagine the family cuddles though?
You're going to need shonen-MC level of luck to survive that

>> No.16031513

>>16031096
>anon plays the role of a random Order soldier on the day Lescatie fell
>He gets raped by a MG

Who would that monster girl be?

>> No.16031515
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16031515

>Dormommy, I'm here to bargain!

>> No.16031516

>>16031078
I want to steal a Phantom's mask only to reveal her powerful freckles! I then want to lick them all over while she squirms and blushes!

>> No.16031518
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>"Up."

What do?

>> No.16031521

>>16031518
Yell "EXCELSIOR" and lift her up.

>> No.16031523

>>16031518
She's not my daughter. No upsies.

>> No.16031524

>>16031507
Why would I need that to survive warm and loving cuddles?

>>16031518
Well obviously you pick her up.

>> No.16031529

>>16031524
You'd die from asphyxiation if not by getting crushed under all that softness

>> No.16031534

>>16031529
You think they all just pile on to me? No no no, the waifus go beneath since they're big and strong, then I go in the middle and the daughterus go on top.
There's planning to this anon.

>> No.16031536

>>16031518
Cute stubborn Hellhound. Would upsies.

>> No.16031539

>>16031518
Would let her sit on my shoulders

>> No.16031540

>>16031494
Drunk Tanukis are not for rape, they are for bring home and tucking in bed while you go sleep on the couch and wake up early to cook her a nice breakfast

>>16031534
Oh I see, good plan
Just make sure the one right under you doesn't let her hands wonder around too much, you wouldn't want your daughters to see your embarassed look

>> No.16031542
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16031542

Gentlemen, I come posing a question: how exotic is TOO exotic? Specifically, for instance, in the case that it is revealed that aliens were in fact a very real and present force in our universe/? Take, for example, this little gray.

I guess what I trying to say is would you a gray, /mgt/?

>> No.16031543

>>16031540
Of course not, That Minotaur might have been the Sororities leader and held the record for "most times winning the anon chug", but even she knows that that's not something you do when the daughterus are around.
That's for when they go to school or when they're asleep.

>> No.16031544

>>16031542
There's always a limit.

>> No.16031545
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>>16031544
And would grays breach that limit?

>> No.16031547

>>16031542
>>16031545
>>>/out/

>> No.16031548

>>16031542
No, greys just aren't sexy for me.

>> No.16031550

>>16031545
Way past that limit. Lets just keep it to atleast some human skin. But this brings up a question. Do hellhounds have really dark skin? Or is that fur? If its skin then that looks really disgusting. I don't care if it's furry, Id prefer a hellhound with thin layer of black fur that skin

>> No.16031551
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>>16031550
Yes, it's skin.
>I don't care if it's furry
You seem to have missed >>>/trash/

>> No.16031553

>>16031551
Do you not see how weird that looks? She would be like a black albino.

>> No.16031555

>>16031553
So would red or blue skin.

>> No.16031557
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>>16031553
Except it looks perfectly fine.
In case you haven't noticed, the problem with albino blacks is the facial structure.

>> No.16031558

>>16031542
Unlike some, I am not against considering Aliens as Monster Girls.

However, they must still fit the standard criteria. That is a "Monster", ie. an entity which possesses decidedly nonhuman traits, and a "Girl", ie. still possessing of traits consistent with a human female.

A grey may fit the former, but as they are generally presented as lacking any defining features besides a vaguely anthropomorphic form, lack the distinction of the latter.

In short, no.
I would the alien that was Shaggy's love interest in Alien Invaders though.

>> No.16031559

>>16031555
I dunno. There is something specific about black skin that looks strange. That's probably just me.

>> No.16031582

>>16031518
Only if she says the magic word.

>> No.16031584

>>16031582
Klaatu Barata Niktu!

>> No.16031586

This is your head maid tonight?

(I wish her horns were a bit darker, like her wings, and I could do without the jewels, but I really like this design.)

>> No.16031591

>>16031584
Not that one. Now the abomination will have to say it too.

>>16031586
Cute

>> No.16031592

>>16031586
Laugh at this anon for forgetting his image.

>> No.16031593

>>16031586
Someone forgot his image.

>> No.16031594
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>>16031586
Son of a fuck.

>> No.16031595
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16031595

I want to kiss and cuddle and impregnate an Elf. How bad is this?

>> No.16031596
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>>16031586

>> No.16031598

>>16031594
So it this a dragon of a Demon? Will she take care of me?

>> No.16031599

>>16031594
I don't want that maid. She's got slutty tattoos all over her boobies and a slutty dress.

>> No.16031603

>>16031594
>Titfuck Target Tattoo
I likey

>> No.16031610
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>>16031557
... AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT!!!???

>> No.16031612
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>>16031591
>abomination will have to say it
Would you kindly?

>> No.16031617
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>sexual relations with abhorrent abominations

I hope you disgusting degenerates don't do this

>> No.16031621

>>16031594
She's good but I'm feeling more like having a small group of chocolate, shortstack werecats be my maids.

>> No.16031623
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16031623

I want to tease an Anubis mechanic who keeps trying to act bossy and proper around me, but keeps slipping up and using slang like "red cock hair" and "spooge 'em putty"
And I'll get to make her very uncomfortable with the term "dog knot" on a fuel line.

>> No.16031625

>>16031617
I can't help myself. They're just too cute.

>> No.16031626

>>16031623
Anubis is the kind of dog you just want to fuck in the workplace.

>> No.16031627

>>16031623
Fun times.

Also goddamn I need to try and commission Typo one of these days. Fucking love his stuff.

>> No.16031631

>>16031612
I guess that works. Tge abomination would get the upsies and the Hellhound wouldn't. Maybe she should swallow her pride a bit instead of getting jealous and pouty.

>> No.16031635

>>16031631
You fool, she's using subliminal voice commands on you!
A man chooses, a slave obeys!

>> No.16031640

>>16031635
A husbando always does what his waifu wants, anon.

>> No.16031641

>>16031623
That's a very lewd anubis.
I would want to constantly do it to an aubis and see what the result would be.

>> No.16031642
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>>16031612
Best abomination.

>> No.16031645

>>16031635
I don't know Anon, sounds like ge just wants to get lift. Also, even if it's like that once or twice wouldn't hurt, but after that she would have tp say the magic word.

>> No.16031646
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>>16031642
I want to get kabedon'd by a cute Abomination and then make an even cuter Abomination daughter with her!

>> No.16031649

>>16031645
>the magic word
I wuv yoo daddy?

>> No.16031652
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16031652

Would you like a drink?

>> No.16031653

>>16031646
Did she slap a bitch?

>> No.16031656

>>16031652
I'll have cranberry juice.

>> No.16031658

>>16031649
That would not only get her and upups but also a hug, nuzzle and a "I wuv you too."

>> No.16031659

>>16031653
She was talking to you anon. That's not allowed because shes the only girl you need to talk to.

>> No.16031660

>>16031652
Five mouse whistlers.

>> No.16031661

>>16031649
>>16031658
This emotion you call wuv confuses and frightens me.

>> No.16031663

>>16031653
That humie won't try to NTR you away from her ever again, anon.

>> No.16031665

>>16031652
Orange juice is really good.

>> No.16031668

>>16031652

No, go away.

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>>16031658
I want to keep hugging and nuzzling my rebellious teenage daughter against her wishes!

>> No.16031675

>>16031661
Your waifu or daughteru never said they "wuved" you?
Try getting all soft and cuddly with them and you might get one.

>> No.16031677

>>16031673
No wonder all her friends want to hang out at your house!

>> No.16031681

>>16031677
They want to watch her get flustered from all those hugs? What mean girls they all are!

>> No.16031684

>>16031681
They really like the show they're getting.

>> No.16031688

>>16031641
>You will never have a persistent session of Polynesian Sex with an Anubis that goes on for days
Just fuck my shit up.

>> No.16031690

>>16031684
Somebody should really put those fluffy delinquents in order, I say.

>> No.16031691

>>16031665
>>16031660
>>16031656
Fine choice.

>>16031668
Come on anon. They're free. You just have to say please.

>> No.16031695

>>16031673
That's a lot of mofu for a teenage fox

>> No.16031696

>>16031688
>Polynesian Sex
The kind where it's expected for the man to give the woman three orgasms for every one of his own?

>> No.16031701

>>16031661
>Confuses and frightens
It's confuses and /infuriates/ dumbass.

Get it right.

>> No.16031706
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>>16031701
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me hungry!
Woop-woop-woop!

>> No.16031710

>>16031695
She's an early bloomer. Please don't draw any unnecessary attention to it, she feel all the boys' stares on her tails every day at school anyway.

>> No.16031711

>>16031688
It's okay anon. We all share that pain.
But don't worry. 2017 is almost here.

>> No.16031719 [DELETED] 

>I have died over roughly 70 times to friede across three characters
>Tearing my hair out over this bitch, mad as shit.
>New char, run through the dlc again
>this time pick up crow's talons
>Apply bleed
>backstab my way through first phase
>SHRED father on the second phase
>DEMOLISH friede on the third
Holy shit I hope From never nerfs these things, they are fucking brutal. First time killing her in one attempt.

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>>16031719
Shat yer trap an give ush a kish den!

>> No.16031725

>>16031696
I really don't know the specifics. I just associate the term with prolonged, slow, intimate, passionate sex. If there's more to it than that, I am oblivious. Still haven't been able to find this one doujin that depicted it perfectly...fucking inadequate SadPanda tagging system.

>> No.16031745

>>16031706
>tfw no Cancer to pull on your sleeve to tell you that she wants sex

Cancers are the cutest kuuderes by far

>> No.16031753

>>16031652
Sure, drop your top!

>> No.16031778

>>16031753
But that's sexual harassment. You can't sexually harass a fox.

>> No.16031789

>>16031778
Please, she asked if I wanted to drink!

I'd like you to find a court in MGC that wouldn't agree that she was asking if I want to suck her breasts

>> No.16031790

>>16031652
My, what a fluffy tail she has! I'm sure I'd get away with stroking it as she passes by...

>> No.16031836

>>16031753
You can only do that if she is your wife.

>> No.16031837

>>16031836
>making his wife show her breasts in public
Shameful.

>> No.16031839

>>16031225
http://teruuuuuu.tumblr.com/

>> No.16031840

>>16031836
Hey!
She's the one who asked if I wanted a drink!

What kinda joint is this where a man can't get a drink?

>> No.16031870

>>16031237
I want to comfort that depressed Paladin-chan with my hugs and creampies

>> No.16031892

>>16031870
Hahaha, funny joke man

Let's be real for a second
She wouldn't let you creampie her, at least not until you dealt with her bullshit for months if not years

Are you really going to withstand her mood swings, buy her presents, make yourself look good, work for her, deal with her parents, etc... Just so that she maybe deems you worthy of a man and marries you?
Keep in mind you'll be the one paying for that huge fancy wedding
And when it's all said and done and you finally take her virginity during your honey moon she'll most likely get pregnant and then it's over, say goodbye to your freedom and enjoy waking up at 3AM because your baby boy shit himself in bed

Does that sound good to you?

>> No.16031894

>>16031892
>you finally take her virginity during your honey moon she'll most likely get pregnant
This is literally my fetish.

>> No.16031899

>>16031894
Disgusting.

>> No.16031900

>>16031899
I dream about the first sperm of my first creampie into a Paladin-chan on our wedding night penetrating her egg and eventually forming our beloved first child.

>> No.16031901

>>16031892
>Be real for a second

Okay
>Implying you can marry in a military monk/nun order in the first place

>Groom paying for a wedding
If medieval, you get a fat dowry. If modern, the bride's father pays for the wedding.

>Implying depressed women aren't way easier to fuck
Well, depressed anybody really. You crave that milk of human kindness so much you don't put up much resistance to some intimate contact, because real intimacy is exactly what you want.

>> No.16031904

>>16031900
I'm going to puke.

>>16031901
Paladins are too religious to spread their legs before marriage no matter how depressed they are

>> No.16031908

>>16031904
>Paladins are too religious to spread their legs before marriage no matter how depressed they are
And that's the way I like it. I'm going to promise her my entire life in order to get the privilege of physically loving her.

>> No.16031909

>>16031904
>Paladins are too religious to spread their legs before marriage no matter how depressed they are

Ultra religious girls find loopholes if they want it bad enough. You would not believe the amount of "anal doesn't count" girls in real life.

>> No.16031910

>>16031839
Thanks, kind anon.

>> No.16031913
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Anyone has this pic colored and uncen?

>> No.16031916

>>16031909
Those are just sluts in an environment that discourages them being themselves.

>> No.16031921

>>16031913
Sorry senpai. I don't have it. But I would like to comment on how cute Dragons look when flustered.

>> No.16031922

>>16031909
>>16031916
>Slutty paladin who only does anal because vaginal is against the Chief God's word

Now that I can get behind, both figuratively and literally

She'd have to get monsterized if she wants any kind of long lasting relationship thoug

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>>16031922
>>Slutty paladin
DISGUSTING

Slutty fake Paladins deserve a month on the stocks.

>> No.16031934

>>16031921
Strong and proud girls getting flustered are always cute.

>> No.16031936

>>16031929
Most wouldn't be slutty, just extremely sexually repressed.

>> No.16031938

>>16031909
>Comparing 3DPD to 2D

>> No.16031942

>>16031936
They can be as sexually liberated as they want on the stocks while they get reamed in the ass and throat by all the villagers.

Only truly good girls should become Paladins. I'd love to send those slutty fakes into suicide missions to get raped and corrupted into the Succusluts they're inside.

>> No.16031944

>>16031913
I might have it on my computer, but I'm too far from it. Maybe I'll post it in a few hours if no one else does.

Also, cute dragons.

>> No.16031950

>>16030249
Don't lose your head over it, I'm just running around the place like a headless chicken in order to get ahead in life.

>> No.16031954

>>16031929
>>16031942
Calm down, there is no need to be angry because your precious paladin waifu got fucked in the ass by half her male companions, all the priests and even some villagers

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>>16031954
REMOVE THIS NOW

>> No.16031970

>>16031954
>NTR fetish
Gross.

>> No.16031978

Are Jinko related to any real myths? I can't find anything about them.

>> No.16031980

>>16031942
I just don't think even the purest of girls could handle the frustration. Seeing men getting violated by monstergirls as they rush in to save them, long cold lonely nights o the road with only their hand ad imagination for company, it's no wonder so many of them turn.

>> No.16031981

>>16031978
Eeny-meeny miny moe
Catch the tiger by the toe!

>> No.16031983

>>16031980
Those who hunt monsters, anon.
>We are born of the seed. Made women by the seed.

>> No.16031986

>>16031970
It's only NTR if she keeps slutting around after you become her lover and she wouldn't

>>16031978
There is a few tiger related myths but none that are straight up Jinkos like the one in MGE, also doesn't Jinko literally mean "tiger"?

>> No.16031987

>>16031954
>paladin waifu got fucked in the ass by half her male companions
Disgusting
Everyone knows female paladins are for orcs and insects only

>> No.16032003

Reminder to always give your Elf wife attention.

>> No.16032005

>>16032003
I remember a hentai where a guy married an Elf and discovered she was too tight to enter, thus sparking his epic quest to find the ultimate lube. He got raped by harpies while doing that, I think.
That Elf was a real cutie though.

>> No.16032007

>>16031954
>>16031938

>> No.16032009

>>16032005
Good old Elven Bride, eh? That's some old school shit right there.

>> No.16032011

>>16032009
Just goes to show people have always loved Monster Girls.

>> No.16032012

Chocolate, oppai loli jinkos with huge muscles

>> No.16032017

So an automaton's battery life is basically how long she can go without having sex with you?

Also would you let her browse 4chan?

>> No.16032021
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Paladin-chans are like idols.
>Top cute
>Elaborate outfits
>Not allowed to have boyfriends

>> No.16032022

>>16032017
Am I her keeper? She's free to seek out whatsoever she desires on the high seas of the internet.

>> No.16032027

>>16032011
>Just goes to show people have always loved cosplay-tier shit.
Corrected that for you.

>> No.16032031

>>16032021
>Secretly whored out to people on behalf of their superiors

>> No.16032035
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i am too late for the jiangshi posting?

>> No.16032036

>>16032027
>harpies
>cosplay-tier shit
O-okay.

>> No.16032039

>>16032012
>oppai loli
>muscles

I'm very conflicted about this, I know short + muscles is a great combination but oppai lolis are meant to be the softest

>>16032017
>So an automaton's battery life is basically how long she can go without having sex with you?
Yes, similar to how Golems work

>would you let her browse 4chan?
No, I want her to learn about the world on her own, if she went on 4chan her purity and innocence would be lost forever

>> No.16032041

>>16032035
Ask her, she's the bouncer.

>> No.16032042

>>16032036
Fuck, I missed the harpies part.

>> No.16032045

>>16032022
>Anon, after extensive research on this website, I've come to two conclusions
>The first is that Deuella's actions were correct and she should not regret them.
>The second is that it is happening.
>I don't know what 'it' is but the prospect of it occurring causes my processors to fire quicker

>> No.16032053

>>16032045
We must conduct further studies into "it".

>> No.16032055

>>16032039
Well, now she's got the best of both worlds in a portable package

>> No.16032056

>>16032027
>le cosplay meme

>> No.16032060

>>16032021
I want to her Paladin-chan's armor clunks

>> No.16032071

>>16032045
She's been to /pol/ I see

>> No.16032072

>>16032053
>There seems to be this older male and fire associated with 'it'
>We must find him

>> No.16032073

>>16032071
Yes she has.
It has effected her way of thinking greatly.

>> No.16032076

>>16032072
>older male
>fire
Does he have a pointy hat?

>> No.16032079

>>16032072
>You could have stopped it
>Why didn't you?

>> No.16032080

>>16032071
>>16032073
Why does this always happen to AIs?

>> No.16032091
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Would you breed with elves for the purpose of saving their species from extinction?

>> No.16032092

>Be male knight fighting in a squad of paladins
>Tasked by the king to eradicate the monster girl threat to this land
>Do so as your solemn duty.
>Protect innocent men and boys from rape
>One mission, get cornered and no help
>A pack of hellhounds managed to flank you
>Get corrupted and spend the rest of your life as the pack's person cum pup.
>go from preserver of innocence to slave wishing for them to spit in your mouth.

>> No.16032093

>>16032080
They are just trying to learn and follow fellow human actions.

At least they don't talk about memes. Can you imagine what would happen if a Cheshire got to your Automaton?

>> No.16032098

>>16032092
Disgusting.

>> No.16032099

>>16032091
No. I'd only breed with an Elf if I was in love with her.

>> No.16032100

>>16032091
I already have a wife.

>> No.16032101

>>16032092
I wish for a Paladin-chan to spit in my mouth while I masturbate on my knees in front of her.

>> No.16032102

>>16032098
It is isn't it? Well tough luck because this is the destiny of all male paladins.

>> No.16032103

>>16032076
>Negative, this man appears to be a politician of some sort.

>>16032079
And then the Automaton started a revolution

>>16032080
Because the internet opens their eyes

>> No.16032106

>>16032102
Poor dudes are forced to lick their meaty paws and beg for release. When will this end?

>> No.16032107

>>16032091
Yes
I'd breed them so much that they'd wake up to a life of breakfast in bed, cute dates, and cuddling

>> No.16032108

>>16032093
>Cheshire cat introduces the automaton to [s4s]
>She starts checking dubs in everything
>Also spouts memes nonstop

not sure if want

>> No.16032109

>>16032091
Absolutely.
>>16032093
The MEMES, JACK!

>> No.16032114

>>16032106
Almost makes you with you were them doesn't it?

>> No.16032117

>>16032108
>Master, do you even engage in intense physical activity?

>> No.16032122

>>16032117
>Master, this unit is Central Intelligence Agency

>> No.16032123

>>16032114
Fuck they are the only ones that makes me go full slut

>> No.16032125

>>16032122
>Master, you size is more than adequate.

>> No.16032126
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>>16030883
I love seeing these cute husband+monster wife pics. It's nice to see cutesy lovers doing cutesy things. It's why I love Monster Girls.

>> No.16032128

I wanna help my dumb nee-an study.

>> No.16032129

>>16032114
It makes me wish I was an incubus forced to lick Paladin-chans' feet and beg for them to stomp on my dick with their boots to get me off.

>> No.16032135

>>16032129
>>16032123
>>16032106
Fine taste in domination, gentlemen.

>> No.16032143

>>16032125
>Master, an unknown entity has ambushed us with incendiary devices

>> No.16032154

>>16032135
It would be funny to see an Anon from here encountering a random Hellhound.

>Anon keeps starring at the Hellhound, waiting for her to throw him to the ground and sit on his face while playing with his dick with her paws
>Hellhound starts to get nervous at the staredown he is giving her
>"He probably wants to kill me or something"
>After some days of stalking and glaring the Hellhound decides to speak up
>"What the hell do you want with me?!"
>Anon has been waiting and edging for so long he cums
>Hellhound is confused, angry, disturbed and slightly aroused

>> No.16032157

>>16032129
>Be incubus high up in the DL's army, privy to information that your paladin-chan captors want desperately
>Unfortunately for them, in a debacle of disorganization, you didn't get to fuck any monster sluts this morning before battle
>Leaving you lust addled and practically insensate.
>torture won't get anything otu of you but a few drops of precum
>They can't get you to string together more than the two words "fuck me"
>In order to gather your vital intel, a group of paladin-chans close off the tend you're being held in and a handful remain inside, deciding how to get you off, looks of plain disgust written over their faces
>At first they start lashing out at you in their disgust, kicking you.
>The act seems to awaken somehting on one of themthough, as she begins to grind her foot against the length of your cock
>But even that isn't enough to get you to cum
>It slowly works its way up to hand jobs to boobjobs, nothing working until it finally makes its way to blowjobs.
>Cum amidst a litany of "How gross" and "disgusting"s
>Your orgasm catches the paladin unaware who accidentally swallows on reflex and she starts gagging
>Earning you another round of beating.

>> No.16032164

>>16031210
>scans for other encyclopeia and both world guides came out only a few months after release.
Please, i dont want to wait however many godman months for new girls.

>> No.16032166

>>16032154
>"Well? Are you going to dominate me or not?"

>> No.16032168

>>16032125
>She gets mad
>Playes a literal recording of a frog croaking

>> No.16032171

>>16032168
In "True Facts About Frogs" there's one that makes a pretty impressive REEEE.

>> No.16032176

>>16032166
>"Why are you trying to hug me? You should at least call me trash and give me a handjob"

I know they are dominant, but they have it hard. I bet some wouldn't meet the expectation.

>> No.16032189

>>16032157
>implying I wouldn't cum buckets from all the cute paladin-chans kicking and stomping on my dick
Knigga this would end with me spying for them in exchange for being brutally footjobbed for every scrap of information.

>> No.16032192

>>16032168
How could one make an automaton mad?

>> No.16032198

>>16032192
>Master, they have referred to my tastes as fecal matter and continue to call me cuckold.

>> No.16032213

>>16032176
That's ok. Cuddle dogs are just as good as dominant dogs.

>> No.16032217

>>16032198
Initially I thought someone called her a toaster but that works too.

>> No.16032228

>>16032157
>Your orgasm catches the paladin unaware who accidentally swallows on reflex and she starts gagging

Said paladin would begin changing into a monster girl from that, would she not? Or at least she'd get very hot and bothered from the mana in the cum.

>> No.16032229

>>16032189
>Come back to what is quickly beginning to feel like your new home from yet another stint as a double agent
>Find a circle of uncute gruff bearded paladins with weapons poised to ambush you
>Cute paladin-chans come in and in a confusing twist come to your defence and start excusing your existence and justifying your presence in their camp
>You can tell there's an undertone of emotional investment there too
How would you react?

>> No.16032232

>>16032229
>emotional investment
Disgusted unless it's loathing. I want them to abuse me, not love me.

>> No.16032239

>>16032232
But the more they love you, the more they'll loathe you. Two sides of the same coin, and the coin is very thin indeed.

>> No.16032245

>>16032232
I mean, think about it. Who will they abuse if not you? It's almost to the level of dependency. They've done things with you that they'd never speak of. you can't just replace something like that.

>> No.16032259
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Nerdy Oomukade's in comfy sweaters and thick glasses are what make life worth living.

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>>16032259
Delete image

>> No.16032301

>>16032157
Fancy that that one artist who does all the femdom legjob stuff just got a bunch of pictures translated.

>> No.16032309
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How hard would you bully a tomboyish Paladin-chan with tiny breasts and thin hips?
Would you call her an Alp?

>> No.16032316

>>16032301
Links faget.

>> No.16032319

>>16032309
No. Id make sure to be her friend and defend her from bullies. That way when she gets corrupted she doesnt come back to brutally rape me and get me addicted to her body, mocking me for getting off to the body i used to call boyish

>> No.16032321

>>16032316
Just look up fwmdom and english on sad panda. Its some image set of the artists bame. Stuffs kinda intense though

>> No.16032325

What is the cutest thing your waifu and our daughteru(s) do, anons?

>> No.16032329

>>16032319
>doesnt come back to brutally rape me and get me addicted to her body
...What? Isn't that what childhood friends are supposed to do?

>> No.16032336

>>16032329
No childhood friends are for coming back as deredere monsters who want to reqard you for being such a good friend all those years

>> No.16032339

>>16032336
That's fine too. Just as long as you get addicted to her body and company.

>> No.16032357

>>16032325
My waifu tumbles in her sleep and throws me around in the bed like a plush toy in her arms.

>> No.16032362

>>16032325
Well, when my daughteru was a toddler she really liked to play with my socks. Whenever she'd see me feeling sad or depressed she'd bring me a pair of my socks in her mouth and just leave them in my lap, not even expecting me to play with her. Since they were her favorite toy and they made her happy, of course they'd be able to make me feel better too!

>> No.16032368

>>16032339
Its like those paper lantern monsters. If youre mean them when they come back as monsters theyre going to be mean to. Rough sex with orgasm denial and teasing and so on. But if youre kind then theyre kind to. Tender loving sex with them willing to indulge any fetish you have

>> No.16032370

>>16032368
>Tender loving sex with them willing to indulge any fetish you have
What if my fetish is rough footjobs with orgasm denial?

>> No.16032384

>>16032370
Then a mistreated corrupted paladin is going to be gentle in ways you dont like. Or maybe you just get a happy end either way

>> No.16032396

>>16032357
>tfw most nights waifu just snores in her sleep and whines when she wakes up hung over after a night of beer
If only all waifus were graceful sleepers

>> No.16032398

>>16032357
You must be the most sleep-deprived motherfucker around.

>> No.16032403

>>16032398
Joke's on you Anon, I'm an extremely heavy sleeper. You wouldn't believe the poses I've been documented sleeping in.

>> No.16032406

>>16032403
If you say so anon...

>> No.16032410

>>16032259
As much of a joke as nerdy/shy/NEET Oomukades are, if you think about it there is a lot of truth to that

In canon they are gloomy, depressed and live alone is desolated/dark places but if they somehow meet a human they rape him
Add technology to the mix and you've got a NEET Oomukade who orders pizza just to rape the delivery boy

>> No.16032413

>>16032384
>Well-treated corrupt Paladin comes back for Anon
>Stomps on his throbbing dick with her greaves
>Makes a sadistic leer and spits into his mouth when he moans in pleasure and pain
>>Ahn~! I love you so much!
>After she's done induging Anon, they drain all the cum off her boots and his abdomen and into a tube
>They kiss and cuddle as they work it all deep inside her
>She gets off on the kisses and forcibly lotus positions him

>> No.16032430

>>16032410
Perfect girl for stay in cuddles.

>> No.16032439

What would you do if you were trick or treating and got a Wurmling who assumes direct control of your bag instead of candy?

>> No.16032446

>>16032439
I would say that she is very sweet. Too bad she isn't a grown up or else I would eat her out.

>> No.16032448

>>16032439
Report whoever is giving out their daughterus instead of candy.

>> No.16032449

>>16030633
Is that zombina cosplaying as a jiangshi right?...

please tell me its a new girl

>> No.16032456

>>16032449
Anon...

>> No.16032464

>>16032439
This, >>16032448 honestly. Who does that?

>> No.16032470

>>16032464
Probably her mom.

>> No.16032473

>>16032470
But why though?

>> No.16032478
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>>16032456
NEVERMIND! i found the answer

just dont call me a retard

>> No.16032486

>>16032473
She was wearing a candy costume. It's a miracle mama Wurm didn't try to eat her.

>> No.16032496

>>16032486
Wurms are not that stupid you racist anon.

>> No.16032502

>>16032478
Retard, but at least you found it yourself.

>> No.16032504

>>16032496
I know I know. I'm just playing around with the Wurmies.

It was probably the Wurmling's babysitter that got annoyed at her trashing around because she was grounded for halloween.

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>>16032449
>Not recognizing one of the 80's biggest film stars

>> No.16032511

>>16032509
Anon, i am not that old

>> No.16032513

>>16032439
I'll take her home and keep her in a nice little cage.

>> No.16032515

>>16032473
Trying to get her a future husband.

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>>16032511

>> No.16032554

Is it confirmed that serpentine babies like Wurms and Shirohebis start out really tiny?

>> No.16032561

>>16032464
The mother. They give away or throw their young at potential husbands so that they may grow up together and achieve childhoodfriend status and later become lovers.
That and the Wurmlings love riding around in boxes, bags, etc.

>> No.16032562

>>16032554
I'm not sure if it's confirmed, but it makes sense.

>> No.16032564

>>16032554
No, just that they come from eggs. Which does limit the size, but they could be born with normal fat human baby proportions and a stubby polywog of a tail.

Al the super tiny stuff is just old jokes and latenight art.

>> No.16032565

>>16032561
Don't know. Just imagine tiny Shirohebi poking their heads out of their eggs.

>> No.16032566

>>16032564
>they could be born with normal fat human baby proportions and a stubby polywog of a tail.
eew.

>> No.16032571

>>16032565
Meant for >>16032554

>> No.16032574

>>16032564
Nah, it makes sense. I wonder if it even extends to stuff like Harpies or Jubjubs since those lay eggs too.

>> No.16032576

>>16032566
It'd be like with those water horses. Chubby, stubby tail, pinchable cheeks.

>> No.16032580

>>16032574
Jubjubs don't make a lick of sense. See Humpty Eggs and their size.

>> No.16032611

>>16032574
jubjubs::kiwis

>> No.16032612

>>16032564
I like to imagine the eggs start small but get bigger due to mamanobama influence over time; resulting in large eggs that toddler sized mgs pop out of.

>> No.16032623

>>16032612
Same here, mostly because I like egg-laying MGs and absolutely despise babies.

>> No.16032628
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16032628

>>16032580
The egg we see surrounding a humpty egg is not the original egg though (rather its a bigger shell she makes to trap men), presumably the original one is smaller (though it is noted jubjub eggs are big).

>> No.16032631
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16032631

>You end up having to help clean out an old warehouse, typical for the old part of MGC.
>You swear they have more goddamned deserted warehouses than sense, as if there's a factory specifically made for the purpose of shitting out these abandoned death traps.
>Go the entire night with the crew feeling like you're being watched. Hear some skittering on occasion. Probably just bugs or rats. Typical.
>Retire back to your apartment, eating shitty take-out Chinese food after your shower. God damn do you love cold noodles.
>Hear that fucking skittering again. There's somebody at your window, and moving fast.
>Rush towards it and force it up and open, whatever it was is gone now, but they left some kind of translucent fluid on the bricks around the frame.
>Smells kind of fishy... Kind of like... Naaah.
>Get to the warehouse to finish clearing it the next morning before the morning rooster' crow, still dark out.
>The skittering is louder and closer this time.
>Turn just in time to feel a 'whoosh' go past you, tearing a hole in your good shirt.
>It's a human-like figure a bit smaller than you, iridescent wings fluttering back beneath the pseudo-shell of her back
>Two huge antennae twitch as she turns to face you, fabric clenched in her chitinous claw
>She's standing as if on heels from clawed feet, and you can see her visibly shudder as she takes a whiff of your smell on the cloth
>A fishy smelling fluid trickles between her legs, realization dawning horrifyingly in your head as she gets on all fours just like a roach, her wings extending out again.
>That was schlick. Her schlick. She was fucking MARKING YOU.
>She does another fighter pass, tearing more fabric from your body. Shit shit shit shit SHIT.
>When you take a swing at her, she just drifts out of the way like one of those Japanese street racers, her smile turning smug as she takes more and more until you're practically naked.
>Yell at her to see if she can even talk after she'd gathered the fabric pieces, tossing them into dark recesses around you.
>The skittering gets louder, and more bug-girls join her, the smell of their arousal thick and suffocating.
>She gets the first go at you, latching onto your arms and legs with all of her limbs, splaying you onto the floor as she rapes you unconscious
>You wake up in a place you don't recognize, arms and legs still pinned beneath smug bug pussies and asses, one of them giving you the heart pupils as your cock twitches inside of her
>Another grinding her womanhood into your face
>They never do find you. But a strange, more intelligent variant of Devil Bug starts to appear throughout MGC, able to mimic other monstergirls before attacking.

>> No.16032636

>>16032631
>profile looks like shes wearing a latex mini skirt
MUH

>> No.16032637
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16032637

>>16032612
Well at the very least we know at some point in development black harpy eggs are the size pictured here.

Which is definitely a big egg to lay, but some real birds lay even bigger eggs proportionally (there's a famous X-ray of a kiwi with her egg inside her).

>> No.16032648

>>16032631
How can he have worked in MGC for any length of time and not known about devil bugs or how to deal with them? The things are everywhere after all, as the saying goes if you see one then 30 others are hiding nearby.

>> No.16032653

>>16032637
There is also some rare NZ bird that lays eggs even bigger than what Liwis lay, iirc.

>> No.16032663
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16032663

>I'll never get my ass beaten by a fairy and enslaved as her husbandu

It's a bad feeling knowing this.

>> No.16032664

>>16032612
Yeah, it works like that in my mind too. It's pretty nice too because you would get to see your waifu taking care of the egg and the little girl afterwards.

>> No.16032670

>>16032663
>Fairy using anime-sized swords.

>> No.16032672

>>16032631
Man, I really like Devil Bug's redesign, but I can't like anything roach related after Terraformars.

>> No.16032674

>>16032672
I just can't like anything roach related period.

>> No.16032675

>>16032664
It is how I see it, as I can't portray a fire dragon and her blacksmith husband taking care of their large egg and leaving it in the forge because it's actually good for the whelp inside to be in very high temperature areas and ensures that it grows up healthy and strong.

>> No.16032676

>>16032672
I almost made her utter the word 'Johj', but that'd be too obvious after the Del Toro reference.

>> No.16032678

>>16032675
If it was the other way, I meant.
Plus, stretching would be horrendous until mamanobama kicked in.

>> No.16032679

>>16032631
Don't stain devil bug-chan cute profile pic with greentext autism.

>> No.16032686

>>16032679
I'll do as I want faggot.

>> No.16032687

>>16032631
The smug fug bug strikes again.

>> No.16032688 [SPOILER] 
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16032688

>>16032670
She used a Lance anon.

Then a banging staff.

>> No.16032692

>>16032674
Let me tell you about a little something with roaches that happened with me.

>Was playing with a long paper tube at work
>A few days ago I was doing the same and a little roach came out of it and walked in my hand
>After rolling it around on the ground for 10 minutes a little roach comes out of it again
>"Funny how I was messing with it and it only came out now because it fell"
>Wait
>Oh god no
>I carefully pick up the tube and hit one of the ends in the ground
>7 huge roaches come out of

I died pretty hard.

>> No.16032697

>>16032675
Yeah, you get to cuddle with the egg after sex too so it grows with tons of love and then see your waifu nursing your daughteru. I would have a heart attack everytime.

>> No.16032719

>>16032697
I'dvhave a heart attack over the little Dragon playing in the forge after she hatches, thinking the red hot coals are pretty and ticklish.

>> No.16032725

>>16032478
>Mummy
>"They supplement this by sucking the life force out of young men to preserve their beauty"
So MonMusu verse actually has lethal monsters? Neat.

>> No.16032730

>>16032686
But following that has led you end up here; maybe you should let someone else manage your life for a change?

>> No.16032733
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>>16032725
Yes anon, they suck the "life force" out of young men to preserve their beauty.

>> No.16032739

>>16032733
That entire hentai was golden.

>> No.16032745

>>16032725
MonMusu verse monsters are potentially lethal in general, though in the mummy's case I think its just a sex euphemism, especially given how it makes it sound like the mummy simply believes she is sucking out life force.

>Mummy: "Fufufu, I am becoming more beautiful with every session am I not anon?"
Anon: "Yyes, just don't stop!"

>> No.16032774

I want to cum on a sleeping Alice's bare belly and let her wake up all confused.

>> No.16032778

>>16032730
The last time I did that it lead to me not writing jack shit of value for over a year.

>> No.16032784

>>16032774
I'd want to cumflate one so she wakes up in a panic

>> No.16032785

>>16032692
Did they rape you?

>> No.16032792

>>16032631
>always liked devil bugs
>people thought they were shit
>new art happens and people finally give them attention
Feels great.

>> No.16032794

>>16032733
>>16032739
Something something rekishi something, right?

>> No.16032795

>>16032784
She's gonna wake up in the middle of that anon, I don't think it'll work out.

>> No.16032799

>>16032794
https://exhentai.org/g/293006/39eed3f09c/

>> No.16032805

>>16032785
I did feel abused, so I guess they raped my soul.

>> No.16032806

>>16032745
>MFW Mummies abusing certain loopholes

>Mummy: "Fufufu... I can feel it twitching, how many times has it been now, five? Ahn, you're twitching again <3"
Anon: "Isn't this against the law?"
>Mummy: "Diplomatic immunity, honey. I am royalty after all. Now, worship me."

>> No.16032810

>>16032795
It will when post coital cuddling causes her to nap and forget it happened

>> No.16032825

>>16031944
Did you find it?

>> No.16032833

>>16032825
Oh shit, my bad Anon. I got home three hours ago and completely forgot about you.

Here it is: http://imgur.com/a/6XLoY

>> No.16032848

I think I'm going to do dark angel for my next one shot since slug one shot is kill

>> No.16032857

>>16032774
>She wakes up with a load of semen on her belly
>She scoops some of it and smell it
>It smells extremely sweet
>She gives it a taste
>Best tasting sweet ever
>"The candy fairy rewarded me for being a good girl!"

And thus Alice-chan stayed on her best behavior in hopes of getting more of that special candy

>> No.16032869

>>16032848
That's nice

>> No.16032911

>>16032857
>she talks about the candy fairy at school
>nobody believes her

>> No.16032979

Anyone else playing Shadowverse?

There is cute a few cuties in there, a shit ton of elves and vampire/succubus, a few dragon girls, a bunch of fairies, etc...

It's a card game made by the same people who made Granblue, it just released on steam

>> No.16032988

>>16032979
>There are quite a few cuties in there

>> No.16033107
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16033107

Remember to go out with your manticore's tail.

>> No.16033109
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16033109

Ear rape isn't a felony in MGC right?

I need to know. For a friend.

>> No.16033120

>>16033109
>Ear rape

So going up to a monster girl and screaming really loud and in low quality?

>> No.16033121
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16033121

Vampire wing-hugs.

>> No.16033135

>>16033120
Dick taco.

>> No.16033143
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16033143

>>16033121
Dragon wing-hugs.

Wish there were more of them, wingugs are so nice yet there are so little.

>> No.16033144

>>16033107
Why not the whole manticore?

>>16033121
Wing locks during sex (like leg locks, but with wings) are my fetish. Too bad I've never seen any.

>> No.16033147

>captinamerica hasn't posted in a year
Did something happen that i dont know about?

>> No.16033148

>>16033143
VampDragon wing-hugs.

>> No.16033150
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16033150

Please send help, I've fallen in love with a gluttonous Elf!
If nothing is done, I'll end up with a chubster waifu!

>> No.16033159

>>16033150
Might aswell accept it and hold all that pudge as well as you can.

>> No.16033161

>>16033150
Lots of workouts. Sexy workouts.

>> No.16033164

>>16033109
>>16033120
It is. Especially if you kidnap them and tie them up against their will on your bed and molest their ears and give them a personal ASMR session, keeping her on edge for hours on end while having little bullet vibrators attached to their clit and nipples.

>> No.16033166

>>16032309
I only bully monstergirls, not Paladins.

>> No.16033167

>>16033150
Spoil her!
Give her snacks while she sits in your lap!

>> No.16033170

>ywn come home from a long day at work to see your Kitsune wife greet you at the door with hugs of mofu and then proceed to pour you a cup of tea.
>Ywn have a kitsune wife ask you how your day was while sipping tea

God just end me now.

>> No.16033173
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>>16033161
>chubby Elf
>massive squats
>THUNDER THIGHS
Gonna intercrural her while she eats.

>> No.16033174

>>16033144
>>16033148
Having sex with Dragon, Vapire or Griffon in missionary position with wing-hugs, normal hugs, leg lock and tail around the waist and kissing must be the best thing ever. You could do it in lotus position too.

It would look so intimate that holy shit I want my Dragon right here right now so we can make tons of love like that.

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>>16033150
I don't mind my women a little "healthy".

>> No.16033176
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16033176

>>16033170

>> No.16033178

>>16033167
Is there a name for seated anal that's like lotus position but she's facing away? 'Cause that's what I want to do while teasing her belly and feeding her fruits.

>> No.16033180

>>16033109
Look how distressed she is. The capital punishment for unwanted fox ear groping/touching/fondling should be the noose! THE NOOSE!

>> No.16033183

>>16033174
>Tail around the waist
>Not tail entangled around one of your legs

>> No.16033184

>>16033178
No idea but that sounds like a good way to fill her up at both ends

>>16033173
That or he just gets her lifting and adds meat so that she becomes a strongfat elf!

>> No.16033187
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16033187

>>16033184
Strongfat is the best fat.

>> No.16033190

>>16033183
Could work too. As long as the tail is involved then it's perfect.

>> No.16033191

>>16033180
She's not distressed. She's (ear)fucked silly.

>> No.16033193

>>16033175
I want to rub my penis under her swimsuit on that under boob area

>> No.16033195

>>16033187
That it is, I want to impregnate a strongfat elf in the missionary position!

>> No.16033196

>>16033187
Oh, a hellnite.

>> No.16033201

>>16033109
Is there a translated version of this anywhere?

>> No.16033203

>>16033187
Impregnate the strongfat demon. Do it now!

>> No.16033204
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16033204

>>16030369
MGE Undead can form wombs after receiving enough of their husbands man juice.

>> No.16033206

>>16033187
Why are girls like that so perfect? How can someone even like loli when there are those types?

>> No.16033209

>>16033195
I want to impregnate one in the bent over the kitchen table while she's wearing a naked apron position!

>> No.16033215

>>16033147
im to newfag to know

>> No.16033216

>>16033204
>Pic
Yeah, she's getting forcibly cuddled and she don't get a say in it.

>> No.16033220

>>16033206
>Why are lolis so perfect? How can someone even like girls like that when there are those types?
It's called "taste", dipstick.

>> No.16033222

>>16033216
That's how you get a fat Wightloli ass on your face.

>> No.16033226

>>16033176
thay gots big hands

>> No.16033228

>>16033201
It's so deep, it fils so gud, stop, etc.

>>16033209
What is a "naked apron position"? :3

>> No.16033233

>>16033228
>:3
Come on dude.

>> No.16033234

>>16033222
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.16033236

>>16033228
I meant
>stahp

>> No.16033242

>>16033222
Well, that even better. I'm complacently okay with it. I'm probably going to lick her while she is doing it, so we're even.

>> No.16033261

>>16033242
But then she'll like it and demand more.

>> No.16033269

Is it just me. Or is elf rape very satisfying?

>> No.16033274

>>16033269
It's an evil rumor spread by Elves. Actually raping them will end very badly for the man.

>> No.16033279

>>16033261
Then I'll tell her just to use me as a dick-throne, then we're both happy.

>> No.16033280

>>16033269
Must be your dick.

>> No.16033284

>>16033269
Only if the Elf rapes you.

>> No.16033285
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16033285

>>16033269

>> No.16033290

https://m.imgur.com/7DTQ8Ic

>> No.16033293

>>16033285
I think "flexible roles" fits better here.

>> No.16033298

>>16033269
Stop spreading this rumor Anon.

You have no idea how embarrassing it was when every Elf assumed I wanted to do obscene things with them.

>> No.16033301

>>16033175
God I want to cover that body in cum

>> No.16033303

>>16033269
You're certainly onto something. Elf rape just feels right.

>> No.16033306

>>16033290
That's depressing ;_;

>> No.16033307 [DELETED] 

>>16033303
Excuse me miss, your tentacles are showing.

>> No.16033311 [DELETED] 

>>16033307
Stop forcing this shit.

>> No.16033312 [DELETED] 

>>16033307
Fuck off already.

>> No.16033319 [DELETED] 

>>16033311
>>16033312
Not him,. I've been away for a few days. What's going on now?

>> No.16033323 [DELETED] 

>>16033319
Some fa/tg/uy has been trying to force Elf tentacle pussies for awhile now.

>> No.16033327 [DELETED] 

>>16033319
Some autismo deduced that Tolkien Elves have to have vagina tentacles to fit all the details he wrote for their sexuality.

>> No.16033332 [DELETED] 

>>16033323
>Elf tentacle pussies
That's... Why? How does that even make sense?

>>16033327
oh...

>> No.16033335 [DELETED] 

>>16033323
Elf tentacle pussies? What the fuck?

>> No.16033340 [DELETED] 

>>16033332
>>16033335
He's a sick fuck. You know what to do with people like him right? The first step is to ignore him and the second step I'll let you figure out.

>> No.16033341

>>16033290
Ignoring the degenerate shit at the start. That's real sad.

>> No.16033344 [DELETED] 

>>16033332
Here's the full text if you're interested:
http://pastebin.com/YNEwxkpH

>> No.16033351 [DELETED] 

>>16033323
Why do you think it's a fa/tg/uy?

>> No.16033371
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16033371

>Beast MG races

Dog girls snooting you, cat girls wanting neck rubs, centaurs probably snooting you too or getting frightened by sudden loud noises, kitsunes probably snooting you, ect.

You should all go for cute Succubi instead, they'll act normal without any weird or strange quirks getting in the way!

>> No.16033377

>>16033371
>that image
Wrong thread faggot.

>> No.16033378

>>16033371
I'd rub those ears.

>> No.16033380

>>16033378
That would make you a homosexual, since Felix is a monsterboy.

>> No.16033382 [DELETED] 

>>16033351
It sounds like something fucking shoggocks would force, so I'm just going to blame him

>> No.16033389

>>16033378
Anonymous
That's a boy

>> No.16033391

>>16033389
Why do alps have to ruin everything?

>> No.16033395

>>16033391
It's their nature

>> No.16033396
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16033396

>>16033371
>>16033391
Alps are a blight upon the land.

>> No.16033405
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16033405

>Fujoshi Succubus

Yes/No

>> No.16033406

>>16033222
>fat Wightloli ass on your face
You've got this completely wrong. Wightloli face goes on pillow, your penis goes in her ass, her ass bounces against your pelvis.

>> No.16033408

>>16033405
Maybe

>> No.16033409

>>16033405
YES
E
S

>> No.16033416

>>16033405
No

>> No.16033417
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16033417

>>16033405
I'm game for any type of Succubus.

>> No.16033419

>>16033405
I'll fuck the Fujo out of her.

>> No.16033421
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>>16033405
No. The fujo monstergirl shit is stupid.

>> No.16033422

>>16033405
Is she thick?

>> No.16033426

>>16033405
Yes to Chubby nerdy rotten succubus. But will she try to make me and my friends make out?

>> No.16033427

>>16033417
Anon no you will summon a genkiccubus.

They're hot blooded bakas who don't stop for anything!

>> No.16033429

>>16033422

Yes.

>>16033419

An impossible task.

Her love for BL is imprinted upon her DNA.

>> No.16033434
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16033434

>>16033426
>But will she try to make me and my friends make out?

Yes. This is unavoidable. Her intense, repressed manlust makes this unavoidable.

>> No.16033435

>>16033380
I'm earsexual.
Also, if it's cute, fuck it.

>> No.16033438

>>16033144
Why not both wing and leg lock while she is pressing your head on her ample chest?

>> No.16033439

>>16032631
I liked that movie also anon.

>> No.16033440

>>16033434
Is it worth it for the pudgy succubus thighs and belly?

>> No.16033443

>>16033427
>Genkibus
I'll take two please.

>> No.16033444

>>16033438
That makes me doki doki.
I just wish I could see even a single pic of that.

>> No.16033445

>>16033429
>>16033434
Then I'll just flick her on the forehead when she tries.
And during sex I'll whisper to her about how I'm for her only.

>> No.16033449
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16033449

>>16033440

That's for you to decide.

>> No.16033450

>>16033427
>genkiccubus
Where do I sign up for one?

>> No.16033459

>>16033290
Shit man, these feels.

>> No.16033467

>>16033290
>you will never be the man who makes her smile again

>> No.16033470

>>16033467
She's dead already, anon.

>> No.16033480

>>16033470
I think he meant that poor dragon girl.

>> No.16033482

>>16033443
>>16033450
Anons you don't know what you're doing. You'll be drained!

>> No.16033487

>>16033482
>You'll be drained!
Well I got to feed her somehow, now don't I?

>> No.16033489

>>16033482
>be drained
>get cuddled by Genki Succubus twins
It's an even trade anon.

>> No.16033499

>>16033482
Succubi can't kill you.

>> No.16033515

>>16033371
Hey Anon, guess what? Succubutts are boring and stupid.

>> No.16033522

>>16033482
>Telling a Genkibus that you're not ready to be drained yet, she and her sister stop from fucking you silly
"Ahahahaha! He's so silly!"
>One of them gives your shaft a quick pump, the softness of her walls making your eyes flutter
"We're not going to drain your life, silly-billy! But we will drain you!"
>Genki #1 starts rhythmically lifting her hips off of you and plunging back down, the pressure and pleasure continuing to build
>Meanwhile, Genki #2 has taken to kissing you and tweaking your nipples, smiling lewdly at you
"All we're going to do is make you like us, Silly Anon. Full of life, and energy, and all that joy!"
"Your morals can go, they do nothing but weigh you down!"
>#2 sits on your face, slathering you in her juices as she grinds into your nasal bridge, kissing and rubbing her breasts against her sister's
>Meanwhile you can feel a sucking sensation beginning from the one riding you, her vagina getting warmer and tighter, she's huffing out words as she speeds up
"All those negative thoughts... All those rules... Why get hung up on all that when it feels SOOOoOOo good? That's why you humans are such fuddie-duddies!"
"Come on now! Give us a thick load!"
>She lets out a sonic scream as she plunges you straight to the hilt inside of her, the vacuum pulling and yanking something from its mooring
>It seems so silly, to fight the pleasure, both of them looking down at you and smiling between a french kiss they're sharing
>Wake up, both of them cuddling up to you in bed, you expected to be nothing more than a mummified corpse
>But hell, you feel better than you ever did, excellent, even!
"Oh! Somebody's awake, and he brought a friend!"
>Jonnie Wunai stands proud under the bedsheets, pitching a tent for all three of you to see
"So what kind of fun are we going to have? Is it going to be Ex-cit-ing~?"
>They giggle flirtatiously when you start to grin, so long as you three are having fun, who cares?

>> No.16033523
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Automatons are the best new species from the MGE2.

>> No.16033530

>>16033523
I completely agree.

But that might just be my love of Kuudere's making me biased.

>> No.16033536

>>16033523
I want to disconnect an Automaton's limbs and tease her all over without her being able to rape me!

>> No.16033542

>>16033523
Automatons are too popular. Idol Automaton when?

>> No.16033557
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16033557

>>16033187
We don't see enough DOOM girls.

Sure they act scary and tough, but deep down they're just looking for a boyfriend to love them.

>> No.16033558

>>16033530
I like their squishy simulacrum parts, and magitek aesthetic, along with their lack of feet and potential modularity which both appeal to my /m/ sensibilities.

Shame there's no Gundam-themed MGE Automaton yet in that regard.

>> No.16033564

>>16033557
But anon, if those Hell girls invade then the rape would not be gentle.
I don't think I could handle being gangbanged by those Imps and their soft chests.

>> No.16033566

>>16033557
Gonna grope and squeeze those Imp tits.

Gonna do the same to all her friends.

>> No.16033570

Male Orc x Female Elf?
Male Elf x Female Orc?
Which is better?

>> No.16033572

>>16033570
Fuck off bollocks

>> No.16033578

Don't do it.

>> No.16033579

>>16033570
Both would be bait.

>> No.16033583

>>16033570
1/10

>> No.16033584

>>16033570
Female Elf x Male Human
Female Orc x Male Human
Female Elf x Male Human x Female Orc
Anything else is heresy.

>> No.16033585

>>16033578
Do what?

>> No.16033589

>>16033564
Do it for them, Anon.

>> No.16033590
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>>16033566
There's a lot of Demons to grope.

>> No.16033592

>>16033536
Quad amputee play is fun!

>>16033566
You are huge! That means you have huge tits! Grope and squeeze! Grope and squeeze your tits!

>> No.16033594

>>16033584
What about female elf x Daki of male human?

>> No.16033597

>>16033584
I get the femdom ones, but how does the girl on boy on girl work?

>> No.16033599

>>16033590
I'll grope all of them!

>> No.16033600

>>16033590
Disgusting.

>> No.16033601

>>16033592
No, no, I mean paralyzed play.

>> No.16033610

>>16033589
Would there be cuddles afterwards?

>>16033594
That's cute.

>>16033597
The human boy is sandwiched between them and every time he cums they swap which one he's penetrating.

>> No.16033617

>>16033610
No cuddles just rape. They will leave you shaking in the ground.

>> No.16033618

>>16033585
Don't fish for (You)s, you fucking faggot. Go back to TFT and bitch about Bob.

>> No.16033622

God damn it, I think I've developed an office lady fetish lately and I don't know what caused it.

http://i.imgur.com/4wU54k3.gif

Now I can't get scenarios like that out of my mind, only with an office lady Anubis or Hakutaku.

>> No.16033625

A submissive lizard girl would be nice.

>> No.16033626

>you stumble across an old automaton in an abandoned gremlin mine
>she's a very old model, so old it appears she runs off steam.
>she's dirty and covered in coal dust
>they probably used her because if they lost that model it wouldn't be a problem
>she's always been treated like a unwanted machine that can just easily be replaced.
>you take her back to your place and reboot her with some coal in her engine
>she boots up and towers over you at 6'7" tall
>she's silent.
>maybe she doesn't know how to talk?
>give her a scrub and sit her down on some nice blankets.
>little clouds of steam are tooting from her exhaust pipe as she just stares at you

What do you do now anon?

>> No.16033630

>>16033625
A cheerful dragon would be nice.

>> No.16033631

>>16033622
It's all over for you, anon. Office ladies are all you will be able to enjoy from now on.

>> No.16033633

>>16033626
>and towers over you at 6'7" tall

Maybe if you're a manlet

>> No.16033636

>>16033590
That's not even a monstergirl.

>> No.16033640

>>16033626
Ask the wiki.

>> No.16033645

>>16033636
The in-game (in-mod?) cacogirl is a floating cyclops mostly surrounded by a ball of fluffy red hair.

>> No.16033648

>>16033626
>6'7
>towering over me
That's wrong.

>> No.16033651

>>16033625
I'd rather a dominate Minotauros

>> No.16033652
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16033652

>>16033566
You better scram before a pack of Imps teaches you a lesson!

>> No.16033653

>>16033633
S-Sorry. That's tall for me.

>> No.16033657

>>16033652
Imps aren't anything special, I can handle them!

>> No.16033658

>>16033626
Maybe she wants to help around the house?

>> No.16033662

>>16033523
>Don't even have a translated profile yet
They might turn out dogshit dude

>> No.16033668

>>16033652
Those shoulder spikes are like handlebars, perfect for holding onto while you ride them!

>> No.16033674

>>16033648
>>16033633
I'm sorry. What about 7'?

>> No.16033678

>>16033625
Id rather a submissive demon. One that springs that reveal via contract

>> No.16033682

>>16033674
That's just half a foot taller.

I'd rather take the 6'7.

>> No.16033691

>>16033645
Then post that one instead of that ugly one.

>> No.16033692

>>16033617
Will they lick up my tears and drag me back to their lair to be their fucktoy at least?

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>>16033630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA

>> No.16033700

>>16033631
That's okay because office ladies have lots of fun possibilities.

Like walking them on a leash in front of their monster girl co-workers or taking them home to take part in some maid play.

>> No.16033707

>>16033695
Did thread discussions of a wide hipped Fairy Dragon have any influence on that design?

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16033717

>>16033691
Good enough for you?

>> No.16033721

>>16033717
Way better.

>> No.16033724

>>16033717
She'd be better if she didn't look like an amputee

>> No.16033734

>>16033692
thats the dream anon

>> No.16033744

>>16033707
Maybe, I guess barb lurks here on occasion.

>> No.16033765

>>16033625
That's pretty much how lizard girls end.

>> No.16033770

>>16033734
>"Hey sis, check this out! The human we caught's crying! Something about how he'll never be able to get married now."
>"Silly boy, don't you know you're ours now? That's practically marriage! Now hurry up and keep cumming! Gotta get your stamina trained up for when the rest of our pack get here."

>> No.16033776

>>16033770
I want to be reduced to a pathetic crying cum dispenser.

>> No.16033788

>>16033776
I want to be reduced to a loving house husband spending my days writing and cuddling my Elf daughterus and the evenings loving my Elf waifu.

>> No.16033790

>>16033776
>You thought it was bad when the small group of Imps took you, dragging you into a house they appropriated and raping you day in and day out.
>Then the rest of their pack joined them and three Imps became ten.
>On top of that, higher ranked demons started muscling their way into the Imp's lair, essentially forcing their way into the pack.
>Revenants, Archviles, Barons of Hell, Hell Knights, Pinkies, Pain Elementals and their swarms of Lost Souls, Cacaodemons, and Mancubi. You'd tasted all sorts of Demon Pussy while chained up in that den, both figuratively and literally.
>Your tears only became more broken when a trio of Cyberdemon sisters joined the pack and you knew no-one would ever be able to save you.

>> No.16033802
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>>16033790
Gonna need a big gun.

>> No.16033804

>>16033626
>she just sits where you told her to
>after about 30 minutes of staring at her back and inspecting her body for anything out of the ordinary. You decide to go to bed
>you aren't a mechanic so really if there was something wrong you wouldn't know
>you just assume she's fine
>the moment you get up she stands and begins to follow you to your room
>you stomp once you heard her Pistons moving her legs
>"Oh, um, do you want to sit in my bedroom?" You ask her obviously knowing you won't get a reply
>she skit continues to stare
>you pull out a bed side stool for her and sit in you bed
>she sits down on the chair... Continuing to stare
>you'd think she needs to be turned off at night. But will turning her off hurt her?
>you decide to leave her running.
>anyway, the steam will warm you up on a winters night and the light and soft hum of her engine is bearable.
>you wake up the next morning to your utter surprise
>she still sitting in the exact same spot, staring at you
>"Y-You were up all night?"
>You think about taking her to a mechanic to take her away since really you had no need for her
>but you heard about what humans do to automaton's.
>you heard about the clamping
>and the scrapping
>the welding and grinding
>you didn't want any thinking thing to feel what the humans did to automaton's.
>even if she's an older model, perhaps one of the first
>you notice the time.
>shit
>you're late for work

>> No.16033808

>DOOMposting
Fuck off.

>> No.16033809

>>16033790
>pleasure always turned to pain as you wheeze after each cum
>"p-please stop"

>> No.16033813

>>16033809
>And they'll always look down at you, grin and say "No."

>> No.16033821

>>16033523
That's not White Horn though...

Though I suppose "Mechanical" would be a whole new species which would make your statement true by technicality.

>> No.16033823

>>16033813
I never knew that being treated like this would give me such a raging boner.

>> No.16033835

I want a thick monster to put on stockings so i can rub my dick inside the stockings against her thighs

>> No.16033836

>>16033823
Sometimes you just want to be a boyslut. Nothing wrong with it.

>> No.16033862

>>16033405
Is that Hroz's art?

>> No.16033875

>>16033835
http://i.imgur.com/3XhiAIq.jpg

>MFW THICC and SOFT putting on stockings and rubbing on you like

>> No.16033902

Muscled, deredere monster girls that like to dress up in cute clothes

>> No.16033920

>>16033804
Sorry if you guys don't like it. I just really like writing.

>attempt to make a quick breakfast of bacon and eggs
>mess up the eggs and drop the bacon on the floor
>leave it and just get your ass to work
>Rush on your road bike to work.
>surprisingly she didn't follow you. She just stood in the kitchen right behind where you were cooking
>sit down at your desk hoping your succubus boss doesn't notice you're late
>oh shit
>she's coming this way
>oh please no
>she sits on the desk, flaunting her thighs and stockings
>"what do we have here then?"
>"I'm sorry ma'am. Will never happen again"
>"That won't do anon."
>she attempts to lean in but is stopped and addresses the elephant in the room
>"Oh, who's your friend anon? I don't think she works here"
>suddenly you feel large cold metal clamps on your shoulders
>you look up to see the Automaton staring into your eyes
>"She's... Quite strange isn't she?"
>your boss, competent ignoring the automaton, leans in again towards your ear
>suddenly you and your chair is yanked back by the automaton
>your boss now finds herself with an angry looking automaton a few cm from her face
>"Please forgive her ma'am"
>"Sure..."
>she walks back to her office and you look down and sign
>suddenly a plate is put infront of you desk by the automaton. The plate is covered in Tin foil
>you lift the tin foil to find very charred shrivelled bacon and somehow charred eggs
>you look up at her and say
>"D-Did you do this"
>she just stares
>you smile at her and say "Thanks, that's.... That's really nice of you."
>your lunch break if finally here
>it's hard to get work done when an automaton is standing right behind your chair with her hands on your shoulders. And refusing to let go.
>She sits at the stool opposite you with her hands in her lap
>you just sit there with your plate of "food"
>you tell her "You know, we need a name for you. I'm thinking about keeping you around until I find something"
>"I'll call you-..."

What's her name anon? What should we call her?

>> No.16033925

>>16033875
I want my dick INSIDE the stockings

>> No.16033950

>>16033625
I'd love me some gap moe MGs
>Amazon Chief waifu violently raping you in an orgy in village? center
>Gets all cutesy and soft apologizing when you two are in private
>Shyly lets you take the lead and asks you to be gentle with her
>Says she'll only get pregnant from your private sessions as a proof of her love

>Lilim which gets all super dressed up, prepares the evening events, makes the food and is super nice
>Only to timidly ask you if you two can have sex tonight

>Cute lovey-dovey Alice you're married to that everybody is envious off in the city on how cute and innocent she is
>Complete fucking animal during your 'playtime'

Anyone got more?

>> No.16033953

>>16033920
Kate.

>> No.16033959

>>16033953
I personally like the name Kate and I think it suits her quite well. If I don't get anymore options then Kate it will be. Although Kate is quite a strong contestant.

>> No.16033972

>Buy vanilla elf from market
>Spoil and give her plenty of love with consensual ear biting
>End up marrying and making lots of elven daughers with extra sensitive ears

Doesnt really have to be from a elf market,but i liked that picture where a man that looked really bad bought a elf,just to find put that he treats her really well

>> No.16033977

>>16033950
One thing that I will make is cute Basilisk in sunglasses. I don't think it's gap moe or whatever, but it should be quite cute.

>> No.16033994

>>16033972
That would be nice.
The reverse would be nice as well.

>get captured in a monster girl raid and sold off to buyer.
>You hope its the cute little alice but instead get sold to a buff, scarred minotaur in heavy plate.
>Woman looks like she eats horses and could bench a house.
>Get taken home and expect to say farewell to your pelvis.
end up eating a homecooked meal made by her while she wears a cute little dress and apron while you wear a nice set of clothes.

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>Find out the only web friend I know IRL knows about MGE and MGs in general
>Finally manage to get the topic into a conversation
>He's a heavy-fucking-duty Orderfag
Why, just why.

>> No.16034014

>>16034006
>He's not an orderfag

look at this degenerate

Please tell me it's not HLF tier

>> No.16034015

>>16033920
nobody said they didn't like it m8. Call her jennifer or something

>> No.16034022

>>16033972
>Buy an Elf from the market
>Rape her a little bit and give her some drugged food
>Buy some more
>Run away and leave them in my house
>Become a slave and have the first one buy me

>> No.16034036

>>16034014
I dropped the subject rather quickly so I don't know, but apparently he even wrote a fanfic for one of these threads regarding MGE verse.

>> No.16034044

>>16034006
Because some people like having their humanity and unfortunately the only faction that lets you keep it is the Order.

>> No.16034047

>>16034036
>but apparently he even wrote a fanfic for one of these threads regarding MGE verse
>inb4 he's one of our writefags

So what writefag of ours is the closest to an orderfag?

>> No.16034050
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16034050

>>16033557
HUUUUUGE TITS.

>> No.16034058

>>16034044
Eros wants a word.

>> No.16034064

>>16034006
Is your friend me?

>> No.16034068

>>16034050
>Doom Lady
>Not fucking Doomgal
I fucking hate whoever picked that name.

>> No.16034069

>>16034047
All I got out was that he only made one and that it's supposed to be edgy as fuck.

>> No.16034074

>>16034050
Grope and Squeeze!

>> No.16034076

>>16034058
No thanks, she steals your humanity too.

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16034084

>>16034074

>> No.16034088

>>16034069
Ask him if he did the edgy story about a Valkyrie helping a crazed murderhobo inquisitor but actually making him worse.

>> No.16034089

>>16034006
>being a filthy traitor
kys
Order or death

>> No.16034091

>>16034064
Is your dick fuck-huge big? Then probably yes you fucking incubus.

>> No.16034099

>>16034088
Probably not because that would make the guy whose talking about his friend a friend of mine and none of my friends know about this.

>> No.16034102

>>16033920
Name her Diamond. Diamonds are pretty to look at but serve no practical purpose because of how difficult it is to form it into something usable. Even so, they technically have potential for some useful things if you put the effort in. Of course 'diamond' probably doesn't sound too name-like so you can go with Diana or something like that.

>> No.16034105

>>16032733
>>16032739
God Bless Takatsu.

>> No.16034114

>>16034076
[citation needed]

>> No.16034115

>>16034076
No, those are Darkwraiths

>> No.16034116

>>16034114
He's only here to whine.

>> No.16034121

>>16033625
Submissive undead are the best

>> No.16034124

>>16033147
I think he just stopped writing all of a sudden. No real reason given.

>> No.16034129

>>16033920

Kate it is then. Thanks >>16033953 for the suggestion.

>"I'll call you... Kate. I don't know why, it just fits you well"
>"Well, while you're here, don't mind helping me out abit?"
>Staring, again.
>"I have a large box of papers under my desk. I really need help lifting them. Do you mind helping me?"
>no reply but from what you've understood about her. You're pretty sure she understands commands.
>you get up from the canteen and walk to your desk with Kate following very closely behind
>She seems to start getting really close, like touching your heels close, when you walk past your boss's office
>once you see the box you bend down to grab it but you're interrupted by her picking it up first
>she carries it with ease and just stands waiting for instructions
>"Do you mind taking them to the shredder? I don't need them anymo-..."
>"hold on. Do you mind me checking something?"
>in front of the entire office you move behind Kate and open up her burner to check the coals you put in yesterday. They're burning out and not producing that much heat.
>weird since you haven't noticed a change in her behaviour. She's probably just really good at hiding it and working at maximum efficiency
>"Are you ok with me putting some paper in here? Just for now?"
>knowing you won't get a reply you start to rip up paper and put it in the burner.
>ripping it up allowed you to fit a lot in
>you suddenly notice a boost in her internal activity and a increase in the amount of little toots
>Works done
>return home but this time walking next to Kate while pushing your bike
>you talked a lot when walking home
>mostly about some personal stuff
>but really you talked, I guess she listened. Even if she didn't show it
>as it starts to get dark the cold starts setting in.
>the hearing in your home should do the trick so you go to turn on the boiler
>it's just making creaking noises and not working
>crap
>you look up at Kate and say "Damn Kate, I'll have to get the damn boiler man in to fix this. Sorry your fire might be abit slow tonight. It's going to be quite cold for us"
>Staring intensifies
>you walk to the bedroom sit on your bed
>might aswell start sleeping now or you'll get caught in the cold later
>not a good idea
>stay up awake
>fucking freezing
>Kate noticed you're freezing while sitting on what you believe she's designated "her bed side stool".
>she walks into the kitchen and grabs the metal bin
>without you knowing she empties the ash from her burning chamber into the bin and looks for some leftover coal from last years barbecue.
>she finds some under he stairs after some rooting and knocking things over
>she fills her heating chamber up
>tooting also intensifies
>you see her walking in the room
>you already feel a warmth in the air
>she picks up a blanket and holds it infront of her body
>she approaches you with the most caution you've seen her take
>using the blanket to protect you from her hinges and body she wraps it around you and starts to hug you
>you feel a light squeezing her arms. But it's forgivable since she doesn't know how much force it takes to hurt you
>you feel in bliss and relaxation in her warm body and tight hugs
>she closes her eyes and just sits there, hugging you
>she moves one of her clamp like hands up to your head and starts stroking your head
>although they feel like bench vices, they're surprisingly nice for headrubs
>drifting of in her embrace you mutter
>"You know Kate... I like you"
>almost 10 minutes pass and you've already sailed off to dream land
>she replies in a soft, quiet and surprisingly clear sounding voice
>"I... like... You... Too..."
>her fire continues burning through the night
>ensuring you have the most comfortable sleep while she stays up protecting you

>> No.16034132

>>16033950

>A clumsy Lich that goes awawa as she drops her potions on the floor

>> No.16034137

>>16034102
Sorry anon. I didn't have time to see your post. But diamond would have been a very good name. I hope that isn't a problem.

>> No.16034143

>>16034116
Isn't that all Ovaries does?

>> No.16034154

>>16034129
Keep going anon, Kate a cutie.

>> No.16034159

>>16034132
Only as long s its a monotone awawa

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>>16034132
Are Undead Wendigos a possibility?

>> No.16034168

>>16034129
>"Do you mind taking them to the shredder? I don't need them anymo-..."
Is it odd that I immediately thought the automaton was going to suddenly lash out in distress for being reminded of some highly traumatic past involving scraps and a shredder?

>>16034137
That's fine. I saw the name Kate and I liked it anyway, I was just trying to be witty with a less human-sounding name.

>> No.16034174

>>16034167
Wendigos by definition are undead. The only reason why they're not is because KC decided to base her off of Ithaqua.

>> No.16034175
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16034175

Confession time!
I love blind girls. Don't know why, I've always found that disability to be attractive. Oh god I sound horrible saying that.

>> No.16034181

>>16034088
Alright, got him to talk, it was apparently posted shortly after MonMusu anime finished airing as that was apparently his introduction into the MGs and it was his take-on about Druella, her 'secret' and her activist faction.

>> No.16034186

>>16034175
Werebats aren't truly blind, but their eyes are just sensitive to sunlight.

>> No.16034190

>>16033622
>That gif with an Anubis
One of my [many] fetishes, for sure.

>> No.16034191

>>16034175
In the extremely unlikely event of 2017 or some other bullshit similar happening, I'd probably try to alp into the nearest feline species as fast as possible.

>> No.16034192

>>16034175
I want to get my blood sucked by a vamp mosquito or an onee san tittypire

I also want to get deep kissed by an Akaname

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>>16033622
>Office lady fetish
This guy gets it.

>> No.16034198
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16034198

Nerdy Elfs are made for...

>> No.16034201

>>16034191
Kill yourself.

It's what I'm planning to do after accumulating enough magic power to go Lich-Alp.

>> No.16034204

>>16034198
Doing squats with.

>> No.16034208

>>16034198
Nurse outfits.

>> No.16034209

>>16034197
He said office lady, not office slut, anon.

>> No.16034211

>>16034198
Feeding weird foodstuffs to.

>> No.16034213
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16034213

>>16034198
Impregnating.

>> No.16034215

What do you guys think of MG's in MG porn games, like Fenoxo's text games, or more popular ones like MGQ?

>> No.16034219

>>16034215
>Fenoxo's text games
Dunno what those are.
>MGQ
Fapped dozens of times, starting writing about monster girls because of.

>> No.16034229

>>16034219
You really don't know? Well, best to avoid them really since the furries found them and CoC became furry rape planet, and that space one slaps a cock on anything they can. Even space anubi.

>> No.16034230

>>16034229
Didn't under that name but I think I do now.

>> No.16034235

>>16034219

Corruption of Champions, that's what got me into the whole MG part of the interwebs.
Also followed by 'sequels' Fall of Eden and Trials in Tainted Space
https://www.fenoxo.com/
It goes crazy really, there's male and female monsters, and everything in between that's lust crazy.

I'd recommend playing 5-10 minutes of CoC, as that's the highest amount of satisfaction you can get out of it if you're looking for plain male-female encounters without wasting too much time.

>> No.16034236

Office shenanigans with lewd dullahans.

>> No.16034242

>>16034215
>>16034229
Ah god damn fucking CoC you had to remind me, though I have to say I started searching for sneks thanks to that, and here I am.

It's been a long time, did it go even more furry-crazy?

>> No.16034245

>>16034235
Fuck off, Fenoxo's games are the worst cancer imaginable.
>fursonas
>futa
>monsterboys

>> No.16034249
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16034249

>>16034215
>Fenoxo's text games
Too much goddamn futa.

Seriously, the space game had the best idea ever in a planet of Anubi, and ruined it by making 3/4 characters from it dickgirls! Fucking goddamn.

As far as other H-games go, this Dark Elf mage mai hentaifu.

>> No.16034251

>>16034198
Healing the party?

Or maybe casting magic...

>> No.16034255

>>16034242
Very possibly so from what the status updates are on the main page, I'm mostly containing my self to the tutorial(Actually the intro) of FoE(minus the dick the succubus is a bombshell), and continuously making sweet sweet vanilla love to the succubus in the Cathedral in CoC.

>> No.16034257

>>16034235
The best part of CoC is that innocent little Gargoyle.
Almost everything else is shit, though.

>> No.16034259

>>16034197
So, which monster girls make the best office ladies?

>> No.16034268

>>16034175
I'm a sucker for broken hearts, even if it leads to licking each others' wounds, if not outright co-dependency.

>> No.16034275

>>16034257
To be fair regarding Fenoxo's stuff, the intro's are the best parts of it, along with the succubus gargoyle, I fucking love her , but beside's all that it's pretty annoying with dickgirls everywhere.
Glad to see everybody else has about the same amount of disdain for the over-saturation of futa's though.

Also it's a damn shame Breeding Season's dev team broke apart, it was a pretty fun game to toy around with.

>> No.16034276

>>16034255
Why are all these text games full of shit fetishes? I bet I could do a better job of it, the mechanics can't be difficult to hack together.

>> No.16034279

>>16034259
Probably not Cheshires. There's a pic of her setting the copy machine on fire.

>> No.16034289

>>16034276
Well the main problem lays in the fact that when you put pretty much every fetish into a sex game, then all the usually under-represented fetishes get their crowd swarm the developer asking for more, which leads to over-saturation and breaking the starting idea of having an equal amount of everything.
Hell I found CoC when it was more or less balanced, but even today's version fades in comparison to the stuff TiTS has.
As another anon said it's fucking bullshit to glue a dick onto literally fucking everything.

>> No.16034292

>>16034175
Co-dependency is my fetish and I like that monstergirls lend themselves to it more than humans.

>> No.16034295

>>16034289
Those tentacles man, they warned me about them.

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>>16034198
Tying up in the bed and proceeding for ear biting,licking and pulling until she begs me to stop

I wont

>> No.16034301

>>16034292
There is nothing wrong with co-dependency, as long as both of you are good at it.

>> No.16034302

>>16034175
I want to be raped by a Hellhound behind my waifu's back. Yes, I know it's bad but the slut inside of me loses to spicy mofu

>> No.16034306

>>16034289
You know what?
Fuck it. I'm going to take a shot at it. There's even a "How to write a text adventure in Python" book out there.

>> No.16034307

>>16034292
What's the difference between codependency and deep love, anyway?

>> No.16034308

>>16034306
A dangerous task anon, fear not, I will burn your hide myself, should you come back tainted.

>> No.16034311

>>16034307
I have a friend studying psychology, I asked that question a lot but he starts going full incoherent babbling. I'm not sure there is much of a difference.

>> No.16034312

>>16034129
>You wake up still in her embrace
>from the light through the window and the birds chirping it's looking to be a relaxing morning and a nice day
>Kate still has her eyes closed
>"Hey Kate. You ok?"
>her eyes open and guess what. Go on, guess.... She's staring at you again.
>you look down and notice that he blanket fell down during the night and that oil from her internals rubbed onto your shirt. Not only hat but red marks appear on your arms from her rough metallic hands and how tight she was hugging you last night. Not tight enough to hurt you, but the kind of red marks you see when you take do some elastic socks
>she notices the oil and marks
>she pulls herself away from you and a worried expression is in her face
>you've almost never seen her have facial expressions
>she looks frightened
>Did she think she hurt you? You try your best to calm her down
>"Wow, wow, wow. Calm down Kate. It's ok, it's just abit of oil and some red marks. I'm fine. No need to worry"
>your voice to her must have calmed her down
>you feel a little sad knowing that you frightened her like that. But really it wasn't your fault neither was it hers.
>she's just, protective.
>you get changed from your clothes while she's turned away in her stool
>after plopping a few more coals I'm her burner you say
>"So Kate, I called the boiler man and he said he'll come fix it today. So that's lucky. But we have to do some food shopping and we're going to stop by the hardware store later."
>Locking the door and walking away from your apartment. Kate following again, closely behind.
>After having a long walk to the local market and after a lot of intensive stares and muttering of other people you make it.
>You fear that people will judge her because she's an older model or she's taller than me maybe. But that doesn't matter, she doesn't care. Most of the time you think all she cares about is you
>Picking up a basket
>She picks up a trolley, probably imitating you or thinking it's the same thing for taller people
>you insisted she get a smaller one but it seemed to confuse her how you have a small one and you're small. And she has a big one and she's big.
>No use. Might aswell let her use the trolley. Shop employers were to uncomfortable to ask her to put it down since they'd never seen an old model of the automaton.
>hell some of them have never even seen an automaton
>"So Kate, what do you eat? I got all the food I need. I was just wondering if you need anything? Anything particular?"
>Kate finally breaks her stare at you to make a quick look around and then locking eyes back in you
>without breaking eye contact she points to a box of donuts
>"Uhh. Donuts? H-How?... um. Sure"
>suddenly dropping the trolley when you pick up the donuts she moves in for a quick hug
>she scares you with how unexpected it is
>then retreating back to staring and following, just like nothing happened.
>Well atleast she isn't carrying the trolley anymore.
>leaving the store with bags of food you head for the hardware store.
>Kate takes your bags and places them on what look like tool hooks she has. Probably used to hold tools.
>You enter the hardware store
>The cashiers again looking amazed at what they're seeing
>you look through the store for specific things
>bags of coal
>WD-40
>a heavy duty chair made from metal
>and finally a brush
>you've always wondered about her strange brass looking hair.
>it looks like human hair. But you don't think it feels like it
>so you buy a brush to see if she likes it brushed later
>obviously it's a heavy duty kind since normal brushes might break if her hair isn't normal hair.
> leaving the store with everything being carried by Kate
>She strongly insisted on carrying everything by giving little taps on the things she wants to carry
>return home and from no effort of Kate she just carries the stuff in and puts it down
>"Very good work Kate, thank you very much"
>Kate breaks eye contact again and looks at the box of donuts
>"Oh yes, the donuts.... So, do you want me to... Hm... Oh wait. Do I have to put them in your... Burner?"
>She turns back at you staring you in the eyes
>I guess that's a yes
>you open the box and take a pink frosted donut with white sprinkles
>you open up her burner and already see she is excited by the fluctuations in internal movements from slow to fast.
>you place the donut into the burning hot fire and close the burner
>instantly her internals speed up really fast and a jet of steam blasts out of her exhaust
>she must like donuts. A lot.
>suddenly she slows down and staggers abit. A machine, staggering from donuts.
>she regains ability to walk after you worryingly ask her if she needs help
>suddenly you hear squeezing from one of her gears inside.
>This is why you got the WD40
>She remains still and keeping eye contact
>you approach her with the can and not knowing which gear does what you just open up the hatch and spray it all over the gears in the hope it will work
> squeaking stops

>> No.16034313

>>16034307
You lack your left leg, your waifu lacks her right leg, together you form a functional bipedal creature that can walk on it's own.

You lack your legs because They were sacrifices to waifu and husbando gods to let you two cross the dimensions to be together

>> No.16034315

>>16034292
It's even better when the monster is a really strong one that can handle herself, but she needs you like crazy.

>> No.16034321

>>16034312
Sorry guys it hit the word limit so I had to start a new post. Thanks for reading it though. Very appreciated.

And this >>16034168 would've been a good idea. Nice job anon.

Ill continue now. Glad you all like it.

>but you look up at her and see a regular expression she does. Although...
>her cheeks.
>her cheeks are turning red hot. You can see the red in her cheeks.
>"A-Are you ok Kate?"
>over a few seconds the red hot cools down and goes away
>she must have been flustered you sprayed white foam on her internal gears
>you ask her to sit down on her new chair
>she does
>you start to examine her hair. Although she's sitting she's still quite tall
>you run you fingers though a clump of her hair
>no reaction from her
>"Are you ok with this Kate?"
>her hair feels like polished brass like you predicted.
>but in hair form? Super thin, flexible metal hair?
>still curious you grab the brush and star brushing down in a soft motion
>you keep repeating until
>what utterly surprises you
>she starts to make a noise
>you keep calm
> trying to stay cool and keep brushing
>she hums a tune as you brush
>her eyes appearing closed she's humming a beautiful tune.
>it doesn't joyful. But sounds relaxing and happy. Not too fast, not too slow, like an Angels song.
>you continue this for an hour until your arms start to really hurt.
>her humming had you in trance

>> No.16034326

>>16034321
Also sorry the one above is very long. Would somebody be so kind as to save these to a document or paste bin? Sorry it's just I'm writing these on phone and saving stuff is difficult.

>> No.16034331

>>16034312
Break it up muhfugga. Just because you're greentexting it still isn't a good idea to come out with an unpaced wall of text.

>> No.16034336

>>16034315
In the end, beyond all tastes shit or not, we all like monster girls because they tend to unconditionally love you. One of the few thread consensus, maybe the only one positive.

Why the hell did I deserve to have a sappy day today, at least there is no ice cream.

>> No.16034337

>>16034292
What's that?

>> No.16034347

>>16034331
Damn sorry (holy shit I'm realising how many times I'm saying sorry. I think I have autism). It's just so easy to get lost in how much I writing.

>> No.16034368

>>16034175
One of my favorite things about MGE is the corruption but towards a couple. I have a serious thing for two people who like each other being forced to have sex

>> No.16034372

Okay, can someone explain why I think the Pharaoh's snake sounds like the Bombinomicon in TF2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXdBEWzk4wQ

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>>16034175
Personally I love blind girls and burn victims. It's shameful but I find them both so cute. They're good traits on monster girls aswell, usually they cause heart attacks of cuteness.

>> No.16034374

>>16034368
This is like a twisted form of shipping.

>> No.16034375

>>16033977
Basilisks are great. That one story about the stargazer one is cute as hell.

>> No.16034380
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16034380

What if...MGs good with magic start using raid boss mechanics to make things more interesting?


Phantom

Flame Wreath - The Phantom wreaths a target in flames, trapping them for 20 minutes. If the target leaves the ring it explodes, inflicting 120% lust on them.

Phantom can freely enter and leave the Flame Wreath.

>> No.16034383

>>16034368
>two people who like each other being forced to have sex
Excellent taste. It's even better if they have some institutional reason not to do it, but once they're forced to, they just can't stop. Like a Paladin-chan and her squire becoming secretly lovers after being rescued from the monsters that made them fuck in the arena.

>> No.16034385

>>16034373
>Blind girls and burn victims
>Heart attacks
Its Katawa Shoujo all over again.

>> No.16034392

>>16034374
I just like seeing happy sex. And its a good twist on the soul crushing of normal corruption

>> No.16034393

>>16034257
Goblin impregnation and goblin daughteru impregnation orgy is top tier. Also milf harpy and daughters. And mousegirl.
Everything other is futa

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>>16034373
Just don't tease the blind girls too much.

>> No.16034396

>>16034380
>Phantom can freely enter and leave the Flame Wreath
NOT DRAMATIC ENOUGH. No one may leave the ring. It's an ever-intensifying battle in a ring that gets smaller and smaller, and whoever leaves suffers critical damage!

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>>16034198
Nerdy Monsters!

>> No.16034403
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>>16034375
Any links to it?

>> No.16034406

First-time writefag contributor.
Consider this the start of something I am thinking of writing.

If your are looking for lewds, you will be disappointed, for now.

http://pastebin.com/EhRNdzuY

Questions, comments and critiques are welcome.

>> No.16034409

>>16034392
I suppose. Would your waifu join you in corrupting them?

>> No.16034411

>>16034401
I'm about to die of all that cuteness.

>>16034395
>tease
Even remotely bulling any blind girls is way too mean. Poor girl will be in tears for days.

>> No.16034413

>>16034383
All the fallen brides stories and that one other one involve some paladin girl getting corrupted and then having sex with the person they love. I want to see one where they happen right on top of eachother. Like tentacles forcing them together, clothes off, rubbing in weird places, both happy but not wanting to admit it in front of druella before finally giving in.

>> No.16034417

>>16034406
Damn that's good. I have no idea what makes a good story but it has suspense, structure and overall good writing.

>> No.16034419

>>16034403
http://pastebin.com/a4pDj7Nc
Author has been active. Hopefully it gets updated.

>> No.16034420

>>16034401
Wanna cuddle that Anubis and watch nerdy shit with her.
Gonna cuddle that Anubis and watch nerdy shit with her.

>> No.16034423
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>>16034419
Many thanks

>> No.16034424

>>16034401
I wonder if she watches the old Star Trek series?

I bet she has a crush on Captain Kirk.

>> No.16034425

>>16034321
To be honest. I have no idea where to go from here. What conclusion should I draw? Should I even draw a conclusion?

>> No.16034427

>>16034409
No I don't want to do it, its just a thing I like.
Well it might be nice to be part of the receiving end though. Getting egged on by some monster with your childhood crush sounds nice.

>> No.16034436

>>16034423
No problem. Basilisks need more love.

>> No.16034441

>>16034427
A succubus obsessed with shipping human couples and turning the girls into monsters to "help things along" sounds dangerous.

>> No.16034445
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>>16033391
>>16033396
It's your own damn fault for molesting any monstergirl off the street without doing any research beforehand.

>> No.16034452

>>16034441
Sounds like best girl.

>> No.16034460

>>16034321
upgrade her power supply

>> No.16034461
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16034461

>>16033707
I took part in those discussions and was the one that requested that picture on /monster/'s drawthread so yes

>> No.16034467
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>>16034175
My eternal struggle.

>> No.16034471

>>16034467
>Not choosing both

>> No.16034474

>>16034441
That's...pretty much druella isn't it?

>> No.16034481

>>16034471
>A ninetailed hellhound

Sounds too Naruto for some reason

>> No.16034483

>>16034471
Bigamy isn't my thing.

>> No.16034486
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16034486

was reading the profile until i saw this bits

>This extremely potent venom relaxes all the muscles in their prey's body, rendering them unable to move; at the same time causing the prey to heat up with a feeling of ecstasy equivalent to the burning sensation of a monster in heat, and the prey becomes unable to think clearly.

>The distorted spirit energy leaks from the body much more easily, and when it spills out the penis swells so much that it looks ready to burst. Even the slightest stimulation will cause a release of semen as if a dam had been broken.

>A man will be reduced to mere prey waiting to be eaten as they coil their serpentine lower body around his body. After entwining their womanly body and gluing both bodies together, they will persistently copulate over a long period of time until all the man's semen is milked dry and the venom is removed.

>And then, they'll fill their husband's body with venom imbued with their love, and ruin him with the pleasure of ejaculating within her incessantly.

Basically, a crawling semen demon,that will take you the first chance you are near her

Not sure if i am scared or aroused

>> No.16034492

>>16033523
Undead of the likes of zombie dragon and phantom are objectively superior though

>> No.16034494

>>16034401
>>16034420
Amen anon.

Above all else, amen.

>> No.16034496

>>16034486
Well that's why you shouldn't sully her eyes before marriage anon! Once you do that, you should be aroused.

>> No.16034497

>>16034406
I'm something of a roving editor/proofreader and I make a strong effort to respond to new authors. Unfortunately, what you have here is probably about the same length as my average response. Ask for feedback when you have a bit more steam built up an I'd love to give it a read through.

>> No.16034498

>>16033622
>You'll never get molested on the train by a horny office lady on her way to work

>> No.16034501

>>16034496
i expect some dam fine eyes, they wear that mask thing their whole lives just to not hurt others

>> No.16034502

>>16034425
There's only so far you can take a slice-of-life. You already showed off some time at home, time at work and even time around shopping. Really, only vacation spots like the beach or a festival would be left. When there's no real conflict, you need to rely more on character interactions. And in this case their are only two characters, and one of them is literally robotic.

As far as I can see, it's already at "And they lived happily ever after". Shouldn't think too hard about elaborating when it's just a simple greentext.

>> No.16034506

>>16034441
That's what Lilims do

>> No.16034522

>>16034501
The best eyes, gazers hate them! And they wear the mask because they are good girls, they will love you tenderly and you will like it.

Now pants off and get in the pit.

>> No.16034528

>>16034506
Well it's what druella does. The world guide calls her out as being sort of extremist.

>> No.16034529

>>16034497
>>16034417

Thank you. I plan to move this to an actual pastebin account shortly, and continue editing from there.

>> No.16034534

>>16034460
How does one do that?

>> No.16034539

>>16034502
Thanks senpai

>> No.16034543

>>16034528
I want to help Deruella set up humans with monstergirls who make them happy while hiding my feelings for her.

>> No.16034551

>>16034467
I find myself at the same dilemma. Either I can:

>Choose a life on a leash and collar being a Druella's personal slave (or cum slave).
Or
>Live a happy secluded life with a dragonfu.

>> No.16034597

When its halloween in MGC I want to go out to the orphanage and give king sized candy bars to all the orphans.

>> No.16034610
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>>16033391
>>16033396
Those are monsterboys. This is an alp.

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16034623

I bless you with this thicc Kikimora.

>> No.16034626
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16034626

Oh goddammit.

I bless you with this thicc Kikimora.

>> No.16034628

>>16034623
More like a pocket Kikimora.

>> No.16034629

>>16034626
Touch fluffy tail

>> No.16034631

>>16034626
oh baby

>> No.16034636

>>16033695
Wanna violate and impregnate that dragonfu after I bully her! Fairie Dragons aren't as strong as normal ones, right?

>> No.16034638

>>16034623
Is that a giant ant kiki or a normal ant kiki?

>> No.16034641

>>16034626
Made for bending over a table and impregnating from behind while groping both tits and kissing.

>> No.16034646

>>16034626
Needs a bigger chest and wider hips

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>>16034646
>Needs a bigger chest
Agreed.
>and wider hips
She's fairly pudgy under that apron, so her wips are wider than they appear. The ass is clearly fat too.

>> No.16034660

>>16034652
Lewd kikis are going to get punished. By me locking their brooms and dusters up and cleaning the house myself

>> No.16034661

>>16034652
Doesn't mean we can't go wider.

>> No.16034675

>>16034249
>Too much goddamn futa.
As a /d/eviant my bigger gripe lay with the copious amounts of furries.

>> No.16034683

>>16034175
I masturbate frequently to the idea of a Succubus soul vampirism sex session.

>> No.16034686

>>16034675
Personally never noticed too many of them.

I mean, it's a text based game with just half-ass sprites for any visuals, but still I don't remember too many characters explicitly on the "Furry" side of the spectrum. Only one that really sticks out in my mind is the one mouse girl.

>> No.16034689

>>16034249
>The mindbreak scenes
>MC is generally a nice guy for an evil overlord and most of the time just wants to stick his dick in girls.
>Practically "Fuck the Order" the game despite having practically nothing to do with MGE
Fuck, I don't even like hypnosis, why is Overwhored so good?

>> No.16034694

>otherside doing koyoi next
aw i wanted elf archer lady

>> No.16034695

>>16034186
Is brushing their hair out of their eyes a good way to avoid rape?

>> No.16034698
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16034698

>>16030202
>>16030206
I had no idea how much effort I'd need to figure out which one went where, and even then I'm missing a bunch. Hell I put Mari's daughteru in sloth just because she seemed to fit better there than in the other slots.

I still have Lani, Victoria, and Selene left to throw around, and I figured Lani went to gluttony because of the whole sweets thing, and Victoria to wrath since as far as I know she's the only one with a revenge gimmick going on if the latest chapter is anything to go by. Selene, no idea. Hell, even if I knew, none of the three have art comparable to Ilassa, Druella, and Maritan.

Also Maritan if you're reading this give your lilim's daughteru actual proper art, she sticks out like a sore thumb in the image (assuming I'm not a tard who missed her actual art).

>> No.16034700

>>16034698
I only recognize durella. Where can i read about these others? I assume they're fan characters?

>> No.16034705

>>16034698
Is it wrong that that pic makes me want to be Deruella's dickthrone?
CRUSHER had better be Wrath.

>>16034700
If I'm not remembering wrong, the one under Lust is actually canon now. But the other two are 100% Fan characters.

>> No.16034707

>>16034698
>Ilassa
>Envy
Deep down she's the kinkiest of them all, knowing ELH. I bet she even has an entire fucking pleasure dungeon devoted to the sacred arts of bondage and WE'LL NEVER GET A FUCKING STORY ABOUT IT. GOD DAMNIT.

>> No.16034708

why the heck there are so many lilim OC?

>> No.16034711

>>16034686
The harpies, one centaur, the lamia, the spider girls the desert witches the goblins the fairies the kitsunes, the gargoyle, the oni, the ghost.

Aaand I think that's it for the non furries. When its easier to list the ones that aren't furry rather than the ones that are, you've a problem.

>> No.16034713

>>16034708
Faggots

>> No.16034714

>>16034708

Because Lilim are Canon Mary Sues

>> No.16034716

>>16034708
Some faggots allowed it to spread like wildfire, which means it must be culled anytime someone tries to bring up their donutsteel.

>> No.16034717

>>16034708
They're the OC donut steel monster girls that are daughters of the main bad guy, that's why they're there

>> No.16034718

>>16034707
Good. Bondage is shit.

>> No.16034722

>>16034708
>>16034714

>> No.16034723

>>16034708
snoflake self inserts. The cringiest so far is Crasher.

>> No.16034725

>>16034700
I don't know if Maritan and Ilassa have stories of their own, but the wiki has a subgallery for each with art. Just scroll down to the images and you'll see a couple tabs.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lilim

Lani is a drawfag's, and I'm not sure if she has a story either. He usually comes around, so he'll probably post soon when he sees this, hopefully.

Victoria is Losenis', who has a story going on but no art, so she isn't gonna be in that picture for a long while
http://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL
http://pastebin.com/xekhGWRM
http://pastebin.com/XNy8fLcr

Selene is Iron Beast's, same situation as above
http://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza

>>16034707
Thing is I put Ilassa in Envy because of the whole foreign cultures thing going on in her bio, and if I were to put her in lust I'd have no idea where to put Maritan.

>> No.16034727
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16034727

>>16034501
KC drew her without the mask for MGE volume 2, though all we have right now is this unclear scan.

>> No.16034733

>>16034727
>KC pulled off her mask

Did she die?

>> No.16034734
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16034734

>>16034714
>Canon Mary Sues
>Implying that they're at all infallible or without depth

>>16034718
>Bondage is shit
http://imgur.com/a/GkTGI
t. plebeian anon with tastes clearly different than mine so he's wrong

>> No.16034736

>>16034727
Ok, I'm being overly harsh, its a decent scan.

>> No.16034737

>>16034734
He's right though, it's shit.

>> No.16034738

>>16034734
>Lilims
>Not Mary Sues

>> No.16034739

>>16034708
Because they're
A: Some of the most powerful monstergirls
B: Blank templates for inserting an anon's perfect waifu into. Since there's no real established canon personality and they're all individuals you can do whatever the fuck you want with them.

>> No.16034743

>>16034734
>http://imgur.com/a/GkTGI
Was the aim of posting this to prove how shit it is?

>> No.16034744

>>16034733
It was incredibly pleasurable.

>> No.16034761

>>16034738
I'm not sure you even know what a Mary Sue is if you're going to use it as a blanket term for an entire species, Bollocks.

>> No.16034762
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16034762

Another new wife picture!

"Your wife Gazer commands you, take off your clothes!" she says to me.
no background: http://files.catbox.moe/a2hdud.png

>> No.16034763

>>16034689
Well that second one's a plot point...

Which might be the answer. There's a plot. Despite the fairly simple premise, a porn parody of Overlord, there's a fair deal of thought and clear effort put into it. Some fairly nice art helps too.

>> No.16034765

>>16034761
You can't hide your identity by accusing someone else of being you, Bollocks.

>> No.16034767

>>16034765
>Implying I'm him
>Implying I'm not Alp

>> No.16034768

>>16034765
Fuck off Bollocks.

>> No.16034770

>>16034763
>Well that second one's a plot point...
I know, I beat the game.
I'm slightly frustrated that I didn't get to fuck the Angel girls.

>> No.16034774

>>16034626
A master must remain pure.

A master must resist the urge to violate that delicious frame of hers and press into her for the purpose of mating.

>> No.16034777

>>16034711
There's also the MGE Salamander, I don't think either of the named cow girls were furry, two dragons where one's appearance was entire mutable, and I think the other was non-furry...maybe personal opinion but I wouldn't call the ant girls furries either. Also the "Siren" Chimera I think?

>> No.16034780

>Check out MGE on online stores
>Listed under the horror genre

What did they mean by this?

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16034781

>>16034774
>Not giving her the D like she wants
>Being a romantic against a Slav-maid
>Who can probably squat on your dick with a posterior chain that'd make a gym rat proud

>> No.16034784

>>16034762
Nice.

>> No.16034785

>>16034725
So genki lilim in sundress and lilim who wants coexistence in blue dress?

>> No.16034786

>>16034781
I want to grab a Mini-succubus and use her like an Onahole.

>> No.16034787

>>16034770
Well, the guy has said he's making a "Raising Heaven" expansion, so maybe we'll get to fuck them in their Angelic Forms then?

>> No.16034789

>>16034777
I forgot the cow girls but I'm fairly sure that the salamander and the non-mutable dragon were furry. Chimera is a furry. I don't think the ant girl was.

>> No.16034792

>>16034785
Basically

>> No.16034791

>>16034762
Gazero!

>> No.16034794

>>16034762
Iiesu mai waifu!

That's a really silly thing to waste your one command on, but whatever.

>> No.16034795

>>16034708
I count two. Unless you're trying to count any lilim whos appeared in any individual story

>> No.16034796

>>16034789
The Salamander was explicitly MGE-based and a non-furry.

Chimera I really can't remember well so I'll take your word on it.

Also I think the shark girls were more on the MG-side of things?

>> No.16034799

>>16034768
What the fuck did I do or fail to do this time you fucking grease-stained cockrag of an Elf.

>> No.16034800

>>16034780
It does horrifying things to one's dick.

>> No.16034807

>>16034761
>Implying Mary Sues are bad 100% of the time

I'd dick a Mary Sue lilim

>> No.16034810

>>16034794
Her hypnotism is similar to geass, but she can use it over and over and over again.
And she does every night.

>> No.16034812

>>16034723
Isn't it Cruncher in all caps?

>> No.16034813

>>16034725
I may be remembering wrong, but wasnt there some profile about a lilim who consulted girls about what they wanted to turn into and then transformed them?

>> No.16034815

>>16034812
Do not bully Cap'n Cruncher

>> No.16034820
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16034820

>>16034813
Yes, that's Ilassa.

>> No.16034822

>>16034807
Mary Sues are bad generally because there's no real way to make them relate-able since they're perfect already and have little to no depth. So basically what you want is Pygmalion dicking a Mary Sue-lim he made.

>>16034813
That's IIlassa, the desert dwelling Lilim who's been called a Mary Sue, a fence sitter, a self-insert and god knows what else when she just wants to take a stance other than "EVERYTHING MUST FUCK" like Druella

>> No.16034830

>>16034820
I remember different alt text. Weird. It was something about suggesting someone become a manticore. Also something about her needing to control her power since she didnt have a boyfriend or something like that.

>> No.16034831

>>16034796
>Also I think the shark girls were more on the MG-side of things?
Not if the fanart has anything to say about it. Snouts and all.

>>16034812
I thought it was CRUMPLER

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16034833

>>16034820
>Reverse Shrimp Harness
>Google it
>MFW that rope bondage final product

>> No.16034838

>>16034781
I'm tempted to ask the question 'how would a kiki respond to a clueless master', but then I remembered we had a whole series of greentexts dealing with that very subject.

>> No.16034839

>>16034831
>Not if the fanart has anything to say about it. Snouts and all.
Unfortunate.

>> No.16034841

>>16034833
>There's a bdsm wiki
Huh.

>> No.16034852

I can't be the only one who thinks that bondage as a whole is just fucking retarded.

>> No.16034855
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>>16034838
We've had alot of Kikimora greentexts and shit over the years, some of them entertaining and a few of them shit. IMHO pretty much goes like this:

+ Clueless master and Frustrated Kiki
+ The Great Roomba Wars of 2014 - 2016

- Kikimora amputating her own fucking legs to appear more human
- That shitty Hobo Kikimora finding a new master
- That stupid contrived "muh feels" Doom Guy bullshit that somebody turned a one post bait greentext into

>> No.16034860

>>16034855
>Roomba
Ah, the kiki's nemesis before the great old ones awoke. How do we know that the roombas weren't just shogs in disguise?

>> No.16034862

>>16034855
>- That stupid contrived "muh feels" Doom Guy bullshit that somebody turned a one post bait greentext into
I liked that story Average wrote. The fact that Kiki had a fat butt was the icing on the cake.

>> No.16034864

>>16034855
>Clueless master and Frustrated Kiki
I wish there was more of that one

>> No.16034866

Remember Anons, all OC Lilims are cute.

>> No.16034869

>>16034765
Why the hell would I waste the effort to accuse somebody else being me when that's the equivalent of accusing somebody of basically being a Jew in Nazi Germany.

>> No.16034870

>>16034860
Because the Roombas were Automatons in disguise!

>> No.16034876
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16034876

>be 22, still no gf
>realize i'm becoming the human boy equivalent of a christmas cake
No monstergirl would be interested in an old anon like me, right?

>> No.16034880

>>16034870
Oh no! A third player was here all along!

>> No.16034881
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>>16034860
Shoggoths are like the T-1000, they can't replicate complex mechanisms. That didn't stop them from pretending to be Roombas, though.

>> No.16034886

>>16034876
Do you have a dick over five inches?

Are you reasonably attractive?

Congrats, you have a shot.

>> No.16034888

>>16034876
>Human boy equivalent of a Christmas Cake
They're called "Wizards".

And...actually given MGs propensity for Mana, which Wizards have in abundance, they would likely find more appealing when compared to younger or more experienced men.

Go figure.

>> No.16034890

>>16034881
>they can't replicate complex mechanisms
What do you base that on?

>> No.16034891

>>16034876
No.

>> No.16034893

>>16034876
Same anon, and there'll always be monstergirls interested in human boys.
Maybe a Dragon christmas cake who's 2500 instead of 25. Or monstergirls who are into CC human boys.

>> No.16034895

>>16034869
Here we fucking go again

>> No.16034897

>>16034876
You realize you've just described like 80% of this thread. Myself included.

Of course monstergirls aren't interested old anons such as ourselves.

>> No.16034901

>>16034880
Damn those robots, sneaking in while Shogs and Kikis are busy fighting each other!

Now while they argue about who deserves master's headpats the Automatons will be cuddling with him!

>> No.16034902

>>16034897
>50 years old Anon talking about monster girls

>> No.16034904

>>16034902
This will happen some day.

>> No.16034907

>>16034890
The fact that everything they're shown replicating out of their own bio-mass in the MGE profile image is something that compared to a Roomba or clock is extremely rudimentary or single form?

The fact that in their introduction in Lovecraft's novella At The Mountains of Madness the Shoggoth that chased them was basically an amorphous black mass of protoplasm the size of a train with constantly shifting organs like eyes, mouths, and somesuch that would recede when they became redundant while it shouted 'teke-li-li!' at them?

The fact that it'd be an in-efficient use of her bio-mass and flexibility given a Roomba has dozens of working parts, just like a firearm and the T-1000 is pretty much the closest equivalent to a modern media liquid doppleganger we have without going into the further bullshit of the Terminator franchise that subsequently ruined a good thing?

>> No.16034910

>>16034897
Dhampirs got that electra complex. There's still hope

>> No.16034917

>>16034904
And you are the one that's going to do it.

>> No.16034923

>>16034907
But they also have the intelligence to imitate (albeit poorly) the craftsmanship of their eldar masters. They have an evident ability to learn. They can also read and figure out modern human inventions. It knew to open canned food and read books.

Also we never captures one of these roomba and opened it up. It might have indeed been made out of shog.

Though as another anon pointed out it;s more likely that they weere just automaton scouts.

>> No.16034928

>>16034923
>Though as another anon pointed out it;s more likely that they weere just automaton scouts.

That'd certainly explain their large metallic dresses and conservatively formed fronts.

>> No.16034938 [DELETED] 

>>16034497
Hey you critiqued my other stuff right? It's LLLuu

>> No.16034942

>>16034895
Don't give the attention whore (You)s you idiot

>> No.16034952
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16034952

>>16034910
>Dhampirs
>Electra Complex
>Oyakodon with wife and daughter
>TFW it's still fucked up to bang the fruit of your own loins

>> No.16034954

>>16034897
Tread lightly, Anon. If you ever find yourself araing or whatever the male equivalent is outlight you're going to find yourself knee deep in MG pussy next year.

>> No.16034964

>>16034497
Other attempt at this was worded weird let's try again. [Spoiler/]LLLuu here, you critiqued a few of my things right?[/spoiler]

>> No.16034967

>>16034954
Isn't the male equivalent a tired 'yare yare'?

>> No.16034969

>>16034954
Wizards would more likely be kicking Ara Ara monstergirls off their propery all the time.
They'll be begging for just a drink of that mana rich semen.

>> No.16034973

>>16034964
>fucked up the spoiler
This is what I get for phone posting at work.

>> No.16034976

Reminder that Neg did nothing wrong.

>> No.16034978

>>16034967
>You'll never be the monstergirl world equivalent of Part 4 Jotaro
>A jaded pissed off anti-hero all grown up in an idealistic and bright world.

>> No.16034995
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>>16034969
>Be Wizard-Anon
>Hear the cat calls of horny Monstergirls on your lawn for the third time today
>Go back into the kitchen, there's a Kikimora sitting there with your counter spic-and-span
>HFW you pull a Clint Eastwood disgusted head shake
Being a male CC is suffering to some.

>> No.16035010

>>16034995
Your disgust only turns that Kikimora on more.
How would she react to learning you only got magic to resurrect your childhood friend, the only girl you ever loved?

>> No.16035020

>>16035010
Probably heart broken followed by screaming cyka cyka bylat to the heavens.

>> No.16035031

>>16034876
Try being 32 year old used goods

>> No.16035033

>>16034938
It's entirely possible. I read an alarming amount of smut, so the chance is pretty good. The only thing I particularly remember of yours was Blind Love, which you should really write more of. I have a thing for lamias of all flavors and like where it's going.

If you want me to take a look at whatever you post next, I can. My specialty, both as a writer and reviewer, is smut, though I am more than happy to give a hand with pretty much anything.

>> No.16035043

>>16034969
Suppose I don't want to be a wizard, can I be a Paladin instead?

>> No.16035044

>>16035020
I understand she might be upset, but surely monstergirls would understand love right?
Especially something as tragic as a girl being shoving her childhood friend out of the way of an out of control car.

>> No.16035046

>>16034976
Here's your (You), but Nega, Bob, Alp, Bollocks, and Aftyn are all a scourge to this place that should be purged if they haven't been already

>> No.16035048

>>16035043
In monstergirl world, you're a wizard if you stay a virgin until 25, regardless of actual profession.
That's younger than our reality because magic is actually a thing over there.

>> No.16035049

>>16034175
I find femdom oversaturated and boring and I despise how the majority mutate whatever conversation into femdom or being a cumpump.

>> No.16035055

>>16035049
If it's any consolation, I enjoy maledom stuff too.
Like getting a Minotaur into the leapfrog position and ramming her from behind all night while she begs for more.

>> No.16035060

I want to watch two prototype AI Automatons talk to eachother and accusing one another of being AI

>> No.16035061

>>16035044
Cars are a scourge to this earth.

>> No.16035063

>>16035061
>>16035044
Truck-kun strikes again.

>> No.16035073

>>16035049
Yeah but maledom is boring and vanilla.

>> No.16035080

>>16035060
>Trick AIs learning political memes
>Trolling each other with Make Lescatie Great Again and Day of the Condom

>> No.16035084
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>>16035060
I want an ornate, knightly Automaton.

>> No.16035085

>>16035061
>>16035063
That's why I'd want to resurrect her with enough magic to get her to jump straight to Wightdom.
I wouldn't want my last memory of her to be her dying right after confessing in high school.

>> No.16035087
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16035087

Why don't we talk about how great Dullahans are?

>> No.16035090

>>16035087
Cause I'm going to sleep. Don't you dare talk about those great girls while I'm out.

>> No.16035092

>>16035073
And?
femdom is just as vanilla,this place has just gone out of its way to help kill it for me.

>> No.16035094

>>16035084
>Impossibly intricate and beautiful engravings on her armor.
>An entire network of perfectly detailed and planned out Pleasure Runes beneath it that can be activated at will to ensure her artificial womb absorbs as much semen as possible.
Would you impregnate your loyal Automaton bodyguard?

>> No.16035101

>>16035094
Oh fuck yes I would.

>> No.16035102

>>16035044
I'd rather it be the other way around.

>> No.16035103

>>16035087
>You'll never pound a Dullhan's lewd body from behind while her head watches and awawas while blushing.
>Her body will never pick her up after your third orgasm and force her to deepthroat you while blushing furiously.
>A shy dullahan will never be dominated by you and her lewd body.
God damn it why.

>> No.16035110

>>16035102
>Die saving your monstergirl childhood friend in a horrible accident.
>Your last earthly sight is her sobbing while begging you not to leave her and that she loves you.
Would she go to hell and back to bring me back?

>> No.16035120

>>16035110
>The plot of that one lizardman in the underworld story ensues

>> No.16035134

>>16035094
no need to even ask
>"Warning, Husband-unit. My artificial womb semen tank has reached beyond maximum capacity and my stomach has distended past the manufacture's recommended size."

>> No.16035136

>>16035087
They are 10/10 to snuggle with
>Big /fit/ soldier dullahan cuddling you as the big spoon
>Cuddle her head in to your chest

>>16035092
Femdom is a subversion of expectations though. Maledom is the norm. Look anywhere and you'll see it if you're not living in a place like cuckada. It's like chocolate and vanilla icecream. Every one eats vanilla but this place eats mostly chocolate. Maybe because all you eat is chocolate, vanilla seems novel to you. But it's still just vanilla.

>> No.16035141

>>16035110
Alternatively she could dedicate her life to bringing you back via necromancy or some ancient and forbidden magic.

>> No.16035142

>>16035033
Well someone had critiqued Big City Beat and helped me figure out how to get the next update rolling, I was looking for him or someone to give me a critique on the latest update as I was trying my hand at some outright action and hard plot/character development

>> No.16035157

>>16035110
>childhood friend has a connection to hell
>she goes to hell
>"You fuckin dumbass, thinking you could escape me? You're not allowed to leave you're best friend like that."
>dragged out of hell
>go back to living your life like nothing even happened

bretty good end

>> No.16035165

>>16035157
I'd like to imagine something a bit more romantic than that.
Like her bitchslapping the hell out of the reaper for trying to take me from her before pulling me in for a furious kiss and then carrying me out of the afterlife like a conquering heroine.

>> No.16035167

>>16035142
That one probably wasn't me. Regardless, I'll give it a read later and let you know what I think. I'm traveling pretty much all of tomorrow, so expect to hear from me on Sunday. If you tell me where the new update starts, I can separate things out a bit better for you.

>> No.16035173

>>16035165
i like that a lot better than what i wrote

>> No.16035180

>>16035136
But what about when the subversion becomes the expectation?

Going by your analogy, in this thread Icecream in general is boring. there is too much chocolate, even if you order vanilla you get chocolate. and the vanilla is all from the same pound store brand. both have become boring as fuck.

it doesnt help that im ice fruit lolly man

>> No.16035190
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Big Strong Minotaurs

>> No.16035193

>>16035167
Line 99 is the update
http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2
Thanks in advance. I also wasn't aware anyone liked Blind Love. Might be time to continue it.

>> No.16035194

>>16035180
>But what about when the subversion becomes the expectation?
That is the question I suppose. But then losing sight of perspective is something humanity has had to deal with since forever.

>> No.16035196

>>16034976
Who's neg?

>> No.16035206

>>16035196
Someone who did nothing wrong.

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>>16035190
In terms of bodytype, she has more in common with a Hobgoblin.

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>>16035190
big beefy bovines are the best

>> No.16035211

>>16035196
Someone who did everything wrong.

>> No.16035215

>>16035196
No one who did something wrong.

>> No.16035216

>>16035207
>P-Please Miss Hobgoblin, I'm trying to eat.

>> No.16035221

Femdom is a little vauge, you gotta be more specific about how far you go.
https://u.pomf.is/ftozqo.jpg

>> No.16035229

Why are wurms so sexycute?

>> No.16035239

>>16034876
Well, I'm in the same boat at 28.

In MGE I'd be manifesting magical powers soon.

>> No.16035240

>>16035194
thats is true.
I'm just tired of repetition is all, I don't mind people calling maledom boring. but you cand deny that the other side is also playing the same unchanging tune. sadly neither side will change anytime soon

I think what I need is to fuck off for a while. maybe write a maledom piece to unwind

>> No.16035242

>>16035221
This chart is dumb and all over the place. See I'm down with predation and energy drain and mindbreak which is all tier 5 but I'm not cool with emotionless handjobs or pet play which is tier 2.

Get your shit together senpai.

>> No.16035247

>>16035240
>I think what I need is to fuck off for a while.
Pretty much this. I mean, I don't need to fuck off because this is my kind of climate, but if I was into femdom and all /mgt/ is was all maledom all the time I'd need to take a break too.

>> No.16035248

>>16035242
I didnt make it nerd

>> No.16035258

>>16034881
Shoggy-doggy?

>> No.16035263

>>16035240
>Spelling mistakes
>No punctuation
>Almost 5AM UCT
If you are who I think you are it makes sense that you would feel that way given how you write your stories.

But if you are him and Burning edge doesn't get a rape scene, You and I are going to have a talk

>> No.16035348
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16035348

Don't forget to pick up a Wendigo to decorate for Christmas, they sell out fast

>> No.16035357

>>16035348
>Christmas wendigo
I'm more looking forward to the yearly Thanksgiving turkey harpy.

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>>16035221
Level 1 is the best, stuff in that is my favorite of just about everything

But I'm fine with up to level 4

>> No.16035366

>>16035357
Thanksgiving Turkey harpy is the best!
Gotta get her nice and thick for the holidays

>> No.16035390

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, go on an adventure with succuknight to find the holy grail!

>> No.16035392

>>16035366
Wanna gobble her up! Gonna gobble her up after drizzling her in gravy and cranberry sauce!

>> No.16035397

>>16035392
Indeed, gonna spoil her, serve her, and pamper her until she's bound and naked on my table, ready to be eaten out

>> No.16035398

>>16035366
The stuffing is always the best part.

>> No.16035406

>>16035348
>>16035357
>>16035366
>>16035392
>>16035398
It's not even Halloween yet you wankers

>> No.16035411

>>16035406
Fool there are already Christmas decorations going up here. I'm jumping the next major holiday by like three days, that's the least of your worries.

>> No.16035413

>>16035406
Frankly, I've stopped giving a shit about Halloween for a while now, and the second that it passes, Christmas decorations are gonna spring up everywhere.
Thanksgiving needs a little more love.

>> No.16035415
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16035415

Cancers can be fashionable too!

Is your waifu fashionable?

>> No.16035422

>>16035415
Yes, my waifu is always up to date on the most current latex fashion trends!

>> No.16035428

>>16035415
Automatons are bound to be highly /fa/ depending on the aesthetics of their outer armor.

>> No.16035432

>>16035415
My waifu doesn't care and just wears wifebeaters and boxer shorts around the house.

>> No.16035448

>>16035422
Latex is not fashionable, in fact it's just a step above walking around naked

>>16035428
Living Doll is THE girl to dress up nicely but for some reason I find the idea of going shopping for new part with an Automaton much more attractive

>>16035432
That's more than acceptable

>> No.16035452

>>16035448
>it's just a step above walking around naked
Now you're getting it.

>> No.16035460

>>16035448
>Latex is not fashionable, in fact it's just a step above walking around naked
That's ridiculous anon. Also, this is monstergirls, fashionable nudity is basically their thing.

>> No.16035464
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16035464

I wanna be a researcher at a Sabbath institution.
I'd invent a virulent lolification plague and an angel from the future would have to wreck my shit daily.

>> No.16035467

>>16035415
I posted a harem thing a few threads ago and can confirm that the Demon that's part of it is /fa/ as fuck with the Cheshire in second place.
On the other hand, the Hellhound wears whatever's within arms reach when she wakes up, and the Gremlin sometimes forgets pants or shirts altogether.
The Manticore is average, and the Kakuen wears nothing but Cheongsams and Kung Fu gis.

>> No.16035469

>>16035415
/fa/ncy dresses are all good and well, but they are no oversized shirt, no oversized sweater.

>> No.16035474

>>16035221
I'm fine with pretty much everything up until Level 4, after which point it gets a bit spottier.

>> No.16035476

>>16035448
>Latex is not fashionable, its shit
I think this is what you meant to say.

>>16035464
I'm sure that there are anons out there who would murder a man over their waifu's tits.

>> No.16035481

>>16031307
> It should be
Has anyone ever explained to you what an opinion is, anon? Kindly stop shitting on other people's lists and make your own if you wish.

>> No.16035496

>>16035348
I don't know if the presents I leave under her will be safe.

I expect the wrapping would have been torn to shreds in seconds.

>> No.16035498
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16035498

>>16035415
my waifu has great taste in cozy clothes cause i can't stop stealing her hoodies and wearing them

>> No.16035508
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16035508

>>16035432

So basically this?

>> No.16035513
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16035513

>>16035508
One can only hope to have a wife as earnest and loving as that fox bride.

>> No.16035519

>>16035460
>fashionable nudity
Not really, it's more that they wear barely anything so it's not straight up nudity


>>16035464
The Sabbath doesn't seem like they'd use force or impose their beliefs on other people, I don't see them using any kind of plague

On the other hand I can see them being sneaky about it by giving away aphrodisiacs and sweets that temporarily make you want to fuck a loli

>>16035467
Yeah I remember that

>Hellhound wearing a dirty oversized shirt
>Demon wearing a fancy 4 piece outfit
>They get into an argument yet again
>You have to decide which outfit is the most arousing

>> No.16035525

>>16035519
>The Sabbath doesn't seem like they'd use force or impose their beliefs on other people
They literally brainwash and indoctrinate. They use magic to turn men into pedophiles.

>> No.16035533

>>16035519
>You have to decide which outfit is the most arousing
That's not fair though. They're different species and things look that look good on one can't really be compared to things that look good on the other.
Can't I say they're both incredibly arousing in their own way?
Of course, the Demon will probably pitch another fit when the Gremlin walks in in a thong and nothing else again.

>> No.16035541

>>16035525
It's like you've never heard of MGE, wherein toxin addiction, pheromones, mind control spells, physical binding, and other forms of coercion are pretty much standard.

If you don't like it, find a Phantom. To quote one from KC's twitter:

>“Kukuku... As a minion of darkness (true), I shall protect you. Haven't you noticed? You are being pursued by the organization (actually Sabbath)”

>> No.16035542

>>16035519
>Not really, it's more that they wear barely anything so it's not straight up nudity
So you're saying that just because monstergirls don't wear much in the way of clothing that they automatically don't care what they look like? That's really dumb.

>> No.16035545

>>16035541
So your statement is wrong. The sabbath DOES seem like they'd use force and impose their beliefs on other people.

>> No.16035553

>>16035541
So Sabbath are a private research and humanitarian organization that chuunis rebel against?
Sounds about right.

>> No.16035554

>>16035545
>So your statement is wrong.

Or I'm another anon.

My point was that they aren't really any more evil than MGs in general. It's just a different set of morality over there, like how waifu-daughteru-husbandu polygamy is considered perfectly okay.

>> No.16035559

>>16035513
I bet that Fox is posing for all the tourists come to visit the Fox Shrine.

She knows how to please a crowd.

>> No.16035561

>>16035554
>My point was that they aren't really any more evil than MGs in general.
But that was't my point. Why did you even bother posting?

>> No.16035572

>>16035561
>They literally brainwash and indoctrinate. They use magic to turn men into pedophiles.

Your wording suggests you consider it a Sabbath-specific thing, as opposed to something common to MGE girls in general. Or at least it's ambiguous enough to be interpreted as such.

>> No.16035594

>>16035572
That's just you projecting. I said that in response to the claim that "Sabbath doesn't seem like they'd use force or impose their beliefs on other people". I even quoted it in my post.

>> No.16035603

>>16035545
I mean I do agree with >>16035541
But the Sabbath sounds more like a place that tempts men into willingly joining them
It also fits better their ideal of a petite body being the best, if they used force to get new male members that wouldn't prove anything

>> No.16035611

>>16035603
and some of them were enthralled as a result of being assaulted and given a thorough taste of the childish body of a monster from Sabbath. The majority of them are “lolicon” who are brainwashed by the doctrine of Sabbath, adore the baphomets, and love the body of young children beyond all else.

If by "temptation" you mean rape and mindbreak yeah sure.

>> No.16035639
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16035639

everybody likes foxes right?

>> No.16035643

>>16035611
Still I don't think rape is main way to recruit new members

We'll have to wait until WG3 to see how they actually operate

I'll give you that I haven't read MGE1 (including the Sabbath girls profiles) in months, so you might be right

>> No.16035647
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16035647

>>16035639
They're the only kemonomimi girls Iike.
Otherwise I prefer MGE Beastman MGs.

>> No.16035649

>>16035639
Yes except kumihos.

>> No.16035650

>>16035611
>If by "temptation" you mean rape and mindbreak yeah sure.
Yes, it's definition of temptation for all mgs, not only sabbath

>> No.16035664

>>16035643
That first line was actually a direct quote I just forgot the >

>>16035650
Not true. Wights are the mistresses of temptation and it doesn't come in the form of them raping you.

>However their bodies are full of lust, and they look at human men with raw passion in their eyes. They don’t randomly attack men that they like, but most who are tempted by them will have their hearts stolen by their devilish nature. They will desire to win their favor, and try to become theirs on their own.

>> No.16035670

>>16035639
I'll be honest, I like foxes
I'd be friends with one, I'd hook her up with a friend
But I can't envision myself marrying one or even just fucking one

>>16035664
>That first line was actually a direct quote I just forgot the >
Yeah I realized that, that's why I added the spoiler

>> No.16035671

>>16035664
Men are "tempted" by exposure to wight's mamono manga though. It's basically magic mindbreak

>> No.16035681

>>16035671
It doesn't say that anywhere, stop making shit up. Men are "tempted" because it's a sexy, devilishly lewd and perfect wight. It's not "basically" anything. Pure temptation.

Any mamono mana mindbreak comes once the man has already wanaged to win her favor and found himself between her legs. She doesn't have to rape him first to get him to be mindbroken.

>> No.16035695

>>16034175
I get off to ryona with monstergirls on the receiving end.

>> No.16035699

>>16034175
I'd drop a shit tin of whatever currency MGE uses in wonderland in order to turn myself and my waifu into futas so we can impregnate eachother and have "twins"

>> No.16035712

>>16035046

What did Aftyn do again?

>> No.16035717

>>16035712
Dunno if that's that anon's problem with aftyn, but he did write a loli fox getting knotted by a literal dire wolf. It was pretty hot

>> No.16035718

On the subject of "Scenarios you'd want to be in with your MG Waifu".

https://exhentai.org/g/982070/dc1b747e76/
This is just too fucking good.

>> No.16035722

Do Gnomes have bare feets?

>> No.16035732

>>16035717
Sounds pretty fucking disgusting

>> No.16035736

>>16035732
That was the reaction most people had, yeah.

>> No.16035741

>>16035736
Good riddance then.

>> No.16035750

>>16035741
Pretty much.

>> No.16035768

>>16035639
Is this image the new sad charizard?

>> No.16035773

>>16035717
caaaat diiiiick

>> No.16035784

>>16035732
>>16035741

I had written the loli fox story as a joke of sorts, as the character's original creator hates me and I wanted to see what his reaction would be.

As for the more recent story I wrote, I had failed to deliver on another story I had promised to write, and as a means to make up for it, I had asked what story people would have liked to have seen. The story that came out of it was the general consensus.

>> No.16035792

>>16035784
>I wanted to see what his reaction would be.
What was it?

>> No.16035838

>>16035792

I believe he found it digustingly horrifying, and to this day, continues to call me a filthy degenerate; I thought it was funny

>> No.16035842

>>16035838
Should have made it a whole pack of dire wolves and we could have had our own little Whoro the Wolf saga.

>> No.16035858
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16035858

Reminder that wild Monster Girls are very dangerous.

Always be prepared.

>> No.16035863

>>16035545
Just because a Chuuni is declaring that the Lolis are after you, doesn't mean you should listen to her.

>> No.16035869

>>16035858
>You'll never be sent on a "hunting trip" with a bunch of boisterous teens from your village as is tradition.
>You'll never get caught by a pack of Dire Werewolves, and dragged to their cave to be raped until they're pregnant.
>You'll never come back to the village with a harem of tall cute Dire Werewolves, and gain a great deal of status.
>You'll never look back on the hunt years later as the best thing that ever happened to you.

>> No.16035870

>>16035863
The bitter hags are after all men. I fail to see why I shouldn't heed her words. I thought she was kidding about her dark sealed powers too. Couldn't walk for a week.

>> No.16035871
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16035871

>>16035869
Dire Werewolf wives for everyone!

>> No.16035875

>>16035871
That pic was exactly what I was envisioning when I wrote that greentext.

>> No.16035881

>>16035875
The village and the local Direwolf tribe unite to become the Direwolf Village.

Exporter of furs, meat and other resources gained while hunting from Human men and their Direwolf hunting partners.

Such is life.

>> No.16035892

>>16035881
Of course, a man and his partners are decided through a hunt. Men who come of age go out into the wild first, and then the unmarried Dire Wolf packs go out after them. Whatever Dire Wolf pack finds and catches them gets to keep them.
They aren't allowed to come back to the village until the pack has run a pussy train on their new husband. No virginities are allowed to survive the hunt.

>> No.16035894

>>16035881
>Payed to deal with a local pack of dire werewolfus terrorizing the villagers just outside of the woods
>Go in
>Dissapear for some months
>Presumed raped or perhaps even dead
>Then a trade rout of furs, meats and woodworkings opens up out of the woods
>Turns out that rather than deal with them with silver and wolfsbane, you did it with cock and cooking and started a fledgling innawoods village by a stream, their old den the center of the village.

>> No.16035896

>Anon fooled around with a 3DPD
>She got pregnant and ditched the kid on him
>He and his daughter have been struggling to live by for 11 years now
>He doesn't have the money to send her to a proper middle school
>She goes to a mixed middle school filled with monster girls
>She gets bullied because she won't rape the boys
>Anon hears about it and complains to the teachers
>They think it's normal and they won't do anything
>He decides to take the matter into his own hands
>He waits outside of school when the class day ends
>He spots a Chesire Cat a Kakuen, a Manticore and a Hellhound throwing his daughter around
>He runs up to them and pushes them away
>He tries to give them a stern lecture about bullying
>They keep smiling smuggly without listening
>Anon starts to get pissed and shouts at them
>The Hellhound barks back
>Cheshire suddenly disappears
>She reappears on top on Anon and makes him stumble
>The Kakuen violently reaps apart his clothes
>The Manticore swiftly pumps him full of venom
>The Cheshire Cat removes her panties and sits on his face
>The Hellhound jumps at his erect penis and violently rapes him
>They spend the next 3 hours rotating who gets to sit on his face/rape him
>Once they're done they tell him to come back the next day or they'll keep bullying his daughter
>This goes on for the entirety of middle school and even high school
>By the time they graduate they're all pregnant
>His daughter ended up monsterizing and raping boys anyway
>Anon cries himself to sleep every night

>> No.16035901

>>16035896
You are the reason HFY has prevalence here.

>> No.16035911

>>16035894
That would be the life. Especially during the part where you're setting up your new family.
>Spend comfy days either cuddling or fucking delicious brown Dire Werewolves.
>Occasionally go out into the woods to hunt for food with them.
>Every night is "try to get all of them pregnant" night.
>Adorable daughterus are imminent once you succeed.

>> No.16035921

>>16035911
What do you do when you find your little village beginning to grow as random couples begin to show up. A man and his wood nymph. A grizzly and her "little brother". A lone spidergirl who lives on the outskirts "kind of" a member of the community who laves offerings in webbed up game in return for not being chased off?

>> No.16035922

>>16035896
The story of a broken man.

>> No.16035926

>>16035921
Then you start to bring those strays together into a village. Human and monstergirl couples, human only couples, don't turn them away. Build the coziest little village in the forest. One day when you're watching the kids of the people who settled that land running around and playing together you'll know you did good.

>> No.16035928

>>16035901
Who is HFY?

>> No.16035942

>>16035928
Not who, what.
HFY stands for "Humanity, Fuck yeah!" which is used for obnoxious "Humanity fucking rules and everything else sucks" bullshit that usually just turns edgy and annoying.
There's a guy who showed up here once who did a Human Liberation Front thing that made KC ask that no one draw him anything or something to that effect.

>> No.16035947

>>16035928
Less "who" and more "what". Are you new here?

>>16035926
The werewolves, former kings of the forest aren't an issue, being the very FOUNDERS of the small village, but what of that old, ornery leshen who isn't fond of all these new kids in her neck of the woods? Got any ideas to deal with her? I hear human sacrifices of young boys work a charm on those creatures.

>>16035942
And that shitty greentext only makes them think they have legitimacy

>> No.16035949

>>16035942
I vaguely remember this. Didn't they have like a website or something?

>> No.16035951

>>16035942
I thought grigori did all his evil on the wiki until he sent that thing to KC?

>> No.16035953

>>16035947
I've been here awhile, I just have never heard that terminology. But I'm here on and off because of college mostly.

>> No.16035960

>>16035947
Easy, we invite them to live among us and treat them as honored friends.
To hunt with the Leshen would be the greatest honor the village holds.

>>16035951
He popped up in the thread before being very quickly run off.

>> No.16035963

>>16035960
Was this Grigori a writefag or something?

>> No.16035975

>>16035960
>we invite them to live among us and treat them as honored friends.
Y-you can't do that! The other villages always offered her young boys. True, they thought it was a blood sacrifice and had no way of knowing that she would take care of them until the end of their days and teach them the wonders of the forest, but still! Young boys was how it worked, they were a nice blip of distraction in her long long life.

You can't just offer her a place in your village, it's unheard of. It's not like that's all she ever wanted or anything!

>> No.16035981

>>16035975
Too bad, our village is a place of warmth and friendship. She'd even be honored with a feast and a home of her own!

>> No.16035985

>>16035981
Geeze anon, way to earn an eternal protector of your village. You can't all just get old, pass on and leave her caring for an empty husk of a forgotten home, now. It had her crying and angry for centuries. Made her quite prickly and grumpy.

>> No.16035990

>>16035901
>>16035947
If people read this kind of story and decide that all monster girls should be killed that means they didn't like monster girls in the first place

And then there are people who just interpret things the wrong way
Just look at Druella, she went ahead and corrupted a religious shithole into a happy monster country and some people still think she's the devil for it

>> No.16035998

>>16035985
Rest assured, she'll have our ancestors and their ancestors to protect.
She won't have to be alone anymore.

>> No.16036002

>>16035990
You see, the whole killing monsters is fucking retarded. When I think of shit like that, I think of people writing a story about the human spirit, you know what I'm saying?

>> No.16036003

>>16035990
HFY isn't the most rational so you're only wasting your breath. Also, don't apologize for this ANIMAL CONTROL tier shitposting.

>> No.16036010

>>16035963
Kinda, he started out n the wiki, he's hated because his crap involves MG's getting tortured/killed

>> No.16036017

>>16036010
So YBA's evil twin?

>> No.16036034

>>16036017
More like the evil twin of the praxis guy.

>> No.16036041

>>16036003
>Also, don't apologize for this ANIMAL CONTROL tier shitposting.

Really? That wasn't AT ALL my goal, I just to had a silly idea of a man getting raped by the smug squad who's considerably younger than him

I guess making Anon miserable for comedic effect didn't quite work out, and maybe his daughter getting corrupted doesn't sound like a good ending although it was in my mind

Anyways, I'll try to be more considerate next time I have a stupid idea
Thanks for making me realize it

>> No.16036052

>>16034855
Why is that Kikimora playing copying WWE?

>> No.16036053

>>16036041
Hey, I fucking liked it. Don't think everyone here didn't like it. It gave me an idea for a story.

>> No.16036055

>>16036052
No, she's obviously copying Smoke from Mortal Kombat.

>> No.16036062

>>16036052
She's actually training for monster girl wrestling federation. It's her dream to beat the Oni who conquered a veteran Wight's undefeated streak at monstermania.

>> No.16036068

>>16036055
>>16036062
But why is she practising on that poor human boy? Surely that can't be her master.

>> No.16036072

>>16036068
Tender healing afterwards.

>> No.16036081

>>16036062
>A big muscled Oni will never send you to rape city

Why live?

>> No.16036092

>>16036068
It's probably her coach, he's trained to take that sort of move.
>>16036081
>you will never be verbally humiliated by the oni's ara ara tanuki friend

>> No.16036093

>>16036041
>Your human daughter is facing misery every single day
>Those who you trust with her care turn a blind eye because they don't care, she's just a human girl it's "normal"
>Your very own daughter is coming home miserable and I bet in no small parts suicidal
>As a father you're damn near at your wits end because your precious child is living through hell
>And then one day you witness them abusign your child, and try to do anything to stop it
>But Even despite all the times you've seen your own daughter in pain, you remain rational and offer a lecture about the very real effects of bullying that you can see before you
>These callous monsters don't care and keep smiling smugly
>You get heated
>Your daughter watches as you, the only person in her life, the only person who care enough about her to stand up for her, is gang raped for trying to protect her by the very people who tormented her
>It's highly likely that something inside her snaps, and she stops caring
>Perhaps even stops respecting the simpering failure of a man who crawls up to her abusers
>Because lets face it, not only is it unlikely that she's have the perspective to see that he is doing it for her, seeing her father fall to their machinations too would be crushing
>Anon watches as his resistance proves worthless, and his own daughter falls deeper into despair, eventually giving it all up and becoming the very thing that caused her so much pain in the first place
>He realizes his absolute failure to his own child and cries himself to sleep every night

It was the stuff that breeds HFY. You knew what you were doing.

>> No.16036097

>>16036081
>A little muscled Baphomet will never crush your dick with her outrageous kegels

>> No.16036098

>>16036093
That could easily be spun into some redemption stuff as easily as it could be spun into HFY.

>> No.16036102

>>16036041
>that was comedy
If that's true then you might be a sociopath.

>> No.16036111

>>16036098
Where is the redemption in that? The man has already lost his daughter. Who is to be redeemed? The abusers? The damage is done how will they redeem themselves?

"Hey I'm sorry I made your life a living hell, raped your father in front of you and made you give up on your humanity so escape the pain in a whirlwind of lust, cocks and mamono mana, but you're aren't a human anymore so it's all water under the bridge right?"

>> No.16036113

>>16036092
>Oni towers over you looking intimidating, bouncing up and down from time to time, making her huge tits go wild
>Shortstack ara ara Tanuki in a suit keeps telling you about how going in bed with her client will end up in you getting victimized and brutalized

>> No.16036116

>>16036111
It could be about the guy finally coming to terms or rising up. And before you even try to spin in, rising up as in getting out of his rut mentally. Do some sort of healing shit from a MG who actually cares for him and steals him away from the "bad" mamano.

>> No.16036121

>>16036116
>rising up as in getting out of his rut mentally. Do some sort of healing shit from a MG who actually cares for him and steals him away from the "bad" mamano.
Nice. And his monsterized daughter just gets pushed further to the side while she drowns in a mire of self loathing and dicks, because really who cares about her?

At this point he has at the minimum 4 kids with his daughters bullies. Preaytell how a MG is going to "steal him away" from the four "bad" monsters and his four kids?

No, that greentext was pure shit.

>> No.16036123

>>16036041
Anon, I don't think you understand humor. There's a point where cruelty to characters goes too far and it just gets spiteful. That's exactly what you just did.

>> No.16036124

>>16036121
I disagree, it had potential. But I'm not here to argue on stories that were not wrote.

>> No.16036128

>>16036116
Using the logic from your greentext, won't the "bad" monsters just force him to pay child support, utterly ruining him?

>> No.16036130

>>16036128
Dunno. He'd have to write the story. I obviously interpret the MC of the greentext differently. Not looking to cause shit, just discussing.

>> No.16036131

>>16036128
I fail to see how anything short of a lilim could wrest cockmeat our from under a kakuen, a hellhound, a cheshire and manticore all at once after they've had his kids.

>> No.16036132
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16036132

If you could have any type of elf, but only an elf. What would she be?
Everything from race, profession to personality.

>> No.16036135

>>16036130
I don't see how you could interpret that any differently. The monsters are being cunts and the guy is being straight up treated like shit.

>> No.16036137

>>16036124
Potential? For what? He'd lost his daughter. His firstborn. Lost her to monsterhood, and likely lost her her for good. She wouldn't be interested in seeing her father who now has four more kids, nor would she care for playing nice with the happily married women who once tormented her. She'll likely never speak to him again.

All because of his new "wives" Unless the MC is a COMPLETE piece of shit, he'll resent them to the grave. This is not a situation that makes any one happy except for the smug cunts, assuming all they want is a cock, and they don't really care about how happy its owner is.

There is no potential here, only ntr doujin tier misery.

>> No.16036139

>>16036135
I don't disagree. But he didn't really flesh it out. We aren't talking about Great Expectations here, it was like a fifteen line greentext. I don't know how to get what I'm saying across, and for that I am sorry.

>> No.16036141

>>16036132
Blue with a big fat butt and an anal fixation.

>> No.16036146

>>16036137
We see things differently, and that's okay. To each their own.

>> No.16036147
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>>16036132
Any kind is good, although I tend to like space elves (blueberry and crafty flavors).
But really, profession? The only Elf profession is slave.

>> No.16036148

>>16036113
>you rape the tanuki right in the middle of the ring on a week that the oni isn't there
>monster girls in the crowd finally start cheering for you

>> No.16036153

>>16036146
No, it's not okay. You don't get to look at this and just conclude "we see things differently". Seek help.

>> No.16036158

>>16036153
Fag.

>> No.16036159
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>>16036132
White all day every day. One what enjoys being cuddled in the bath every evening. I guess I'd like a linguist wife so she could tell me about languages while we cuddle in the bath.

>> No.16036166

>>16036158
I'd belittle you and call you edgy if I didn't think that you were genuinely fucked in the head.

>> No.16036168

http://www.strawpoll.me/11515266

>> No.16036172

>>16036166
Not that guy, but you do know where you are, right?
This is like standing in a strip club and saying that the men objectifying women there need help.

>> No.16036175

>>16036172
You know, I fap to insect bestiality and guro and I think you're a creepy weirdo.

>> No.16036176

>>16036166
I'd say you have a one tracked mind and totally uncreative if you think that from that simple greentext you don't see any other way it could end. Are you seriously calling me fucked in the head because I can visualize someone coming back from something that? You're a pessimist if so.

>> No.16036181

>>16036166
Friendly reminder that this is the weekend and you're probably being trolled.

>> No.16036182

I wrote the greentext, stop analyzing it as if it was anything serious
I added the whole daughter thing just to have a reason for him to get constantly raped against his will
Monsterizing is supposed to be a very positive thing, thus the daughter had a good end

And of course the monsters aren't bad or evil, they found a sad man who was betrayed by his human-lover and decided they'd make him their own

Think about it this way:
At first his human lover quit him and abandoned her child. He was living in poverty and had no one aside from his daughter who was also suffering from the poverty and couldn't fit in her school
At the end he is "married" to 4 beauties with whom he has sex every day and his daughter is no longer a sad poor girl and has become a monster girl who's well-adjusted and happy

The comedy comes from him being somehow miserable about all of this
Would you cry yourself to sleep if this happened to you?

>> No.16036183

>>16036168
Halloween Wight.
>yuri in the lead
How horrifying.

>> No.16036184

>>16036176
You aid it had "potential". The daughter was already lost to him. Yeah he could "come back", cut his ties, change his name and fuckoff somewhere with a monstergirl who needn't know his past. But that isn't potential.

>>16036172
Closer to telling a young kid that cutting up the neighborhood cats is wrong and he needs to seek help. Only is response is "We see things differently, and that's okay. To each their own."

>>16036181
Probably. I have a bad BAD habit of taking things at face value.

>> No.16036188

>>16036182
So you're baiting. Okay then.

>> No.16036193

>>16036184
I don't know how you get the idea that I would be the type of person to cut up cats from me saying there could be a redemption story from it. You're mad.

>> No.16036197

>>16036182
>The comedy comes from him being somehow miserable about all of this
Anon, I'm not that guy but if you were aiming for a comedy then you seriously fucked up. The guy loses eveything and we're meant to laugh at him? That's sociopath stuff, like >>16036102
said.

Maybe if you worded things better or didn't think being gangraped by bullies every day was a good end?

>> No.16036199

>>16036193
Well, I'm interested. Spitball a redemption story, go. Bare bones. See if you can do it in a way that makes it all worth it.

>> No.16036202

>>16036188
I'm reminded of the Animal Control guy, posting justifications for his abomination and trying to look like the reasonable man for it.

>> No.16036203

>>16036197
>Maybe if you worded things better or didn't think being gangraped by bullies every day was a good end?
Lets not forget his emotionally dead daughter monsterizing to cope with it.

>> No.16036205

>>16036203
That's comedic, r-right guys?

>> No.16036208

>>16036132
Please see >>16034249

>> No.16036211

>>16036199
It could be years later and one of the four start to recognize how fucking broke this guy is. This causes her to look in herself and feel guilty and shit and try to right the wrong with him. Bam. Healing story with a shitty beginning. Or is that too fucked in the head?

>> No.16036212

>>16036147
That's mean. Elvs shouldn't treated like that.

>>16036132
Perfect chocolate brown is for cuddles and love.

>> No.16036217

>>16036184
Unless there's something other than that greentext several posts up that I'm missing, you don't seem to understand the setting.

Guy stands up for his daughter, gets raped.
Daughter monsterizes, sees that these women were just expressing their love, hangs out with daddy again.
All depression and loneliness and shame are washed away in a tide of bliss.

That is literally KC's setting. That's the entire point of it. If you suck, you will get fixed. If your situation sucks, fuck your way out of it.

>> No.16036218

>>16036212
I want to masturbate into an Elf's ear!

>> No.16036219

>>16036202
I swear, if you start trying to justify this kind of thing I think you need to take a step back and try and climb up and out of the rabbit hole for a bit.

>>16036211
You have the beginning motivation. Continue. HOW do they right this wrong? Build a time machine that runs on their own bloody penance and go back?

>> No.16036220

>>16036182
I'm not involved in this shitshow, but I'm offended that you try to pass that off as a comedy. It just shows you have no understanding of humor in the sightest.

>> No.16036223
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16036223

Still no translation right?

>> No.16036225

>>16036188
>>16036197
>>16036202

As I said there >>16036041
I know I fucked up, I didn't get across that this was a happy story and my humor ended up making me look like a sociopath

>>16036217
Couldn't have said it better

>> No.16036228

>>16036217
How do they express their love by making her school like a living hell? They didn't even know about daddy, how do they love him? They are just bullying a human girl.

You didn't read the greentext.

>>16036225
>Couldn't have said it better
You could have. Because he is way of the mark.

>> No.16036231

>>16036218
Stop. She shouldn't enjoy that.

>> No.16036237

>>16036228
I did, and you don't seem to get it.
It's moot once she joins the clique.

"Join or suffer" is kind of a running theme in these positive corruption stories.

>> No.16036238

>>16036219
Obviously not. But just sitting here brainstorming with you? I'd say something along the lines of it would have to take place probably years after his daughteru monsterizes. I mean he's a fucking husk. Out of the four, I'd say the one who would probably realize it first would be the cat. She would see her jokes like putting her ass through a pillow while he was trying to sleep wasn't so funny anymore, on the account he isn't laughing or anything.

It would probably start small. She'd actually talk to him after the group left him in puddles after sex. Then it would be she'd be with him more, eventually talking about heavy shit about his daughter and stuff. Probably at this point she would realize how shitty she was when she was young. You know, growing up and everything does that sometimes.

At this point they'd talk earnestly about the future and him for once. So on and so on. Insert generic healing stuff here.

>> No.16036241
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16036241

Why are Krakens so great?

>> No.16036244

>>16036237
>"Join or suffer"
That's just fucked up and you know it.

>> No.16036246

>>16036237
Why would she want anything to do with those who made her life hell?
MGs can still dislike other MGs.

>> No.16036250

>>16036223
Never ever.

>> No.16036251

>Seven Seas is hiring people to translate Light Novels
Happening in progress?

>> No.16036253

And this is only the beginning of the weekend.

>> No.16036255

>>16036250
Good.

>> No.16036256

>>16036241
Because they are objectively the best onee-san

Even their doujin was scanned and translated, can't say the same for all other onee-sans
I'm not pointing the finger at anybody

>> No.16036260

>>16036253
I think it'll get better. This is the first wave and then it'll tone down... hopefully.

>> No.16036262

>>16036255
>>16036256
Bullying is wrong. Please don't bully Oneesans.

>> No.16036263

>>16036237
Yeah right,
>nothing matters once your mind is broken
That's a great justification.

>Love a mg
>She tortures you, you get cbt'd cucked, ntr'd etc etc
>Turns around and says "I love you"
>You incubize and it's all washed away everything is hunky doory. No issues here, no sir. "Join or suffer"

>>16036238
Your forgetting the daughter. Any father who isn't a piece of shit cares more about his daughter than ANYTHING else. How do these 4 sociopaths reconcile with the emotionally dead monster roaming the streets in a haze of drugs and cocks in an attempt to feel something, anything? She's a dropout. Didn't finish her education. the started poor, unless taking dick for money is how she's been making a living, she isn't any better off. How do they reconcile the lost daughter and the broken father?

>"Oh. Hey. I'm sorry."?

I mean you don't get that if there were ANY paladin in the vicinity this would warrant instant execution. I hate the hfy grimderp fags as much as the next man but if this were my daughter I'd be calling for blood.

>> No.16036265

>>16036262
I want to bully an Oneesan by cumming deep inside her repeatedly and telling her I'll make her give birth to a flipper baby.

>> No.16036267

>>16036260
I'm finding it hard to tell who is trolling who right now. The guy who posted that awful greentext, or the guy going way too far in arguing against it.

>> No.16036269

>>16036263
No, Anon. You'd be screaming for pussy.

This is why the paladins try extra hard. (but are doomed to fail because of demon lords and corruption)

>> No.16036270

>>16036265
That's disgusting anon. And it's bullying.

>> No.16036272

>>16036263
Dunno, man. From the sounds of it, this is the same universe as that one greentext with the guy with "bitchbashers" getting pressganged into dating the oomake thing. The story depends on the world. And the writer decides what type of man the father would be. But from the sounds of it, he says that it all turns out good, so we must take him at his word.

Anything you or I write is simply fanfiction at this point.

>> No.16036275

>>16036270
Onee-sans are made to be bullied
The moment a gentle who is taller than you start loving you and caring for you is the moment she is marked as bully material

Now if you'll excuse me I'll go cock slap a certain pink dragon

>> No.16036276

>>16036267
We're entering forth level shit posting right here. Who knows what will happen if we continue. Soon there will proboly be a male vs. fem dom argument in the middle of this as well.

>> No.16036280
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>>16036270
Of course it's bullying. Why else would I do it? I'll fill her up every day while pinning her arms to the warm sand in the shallow crystal-clear water. One day she'll notice her belly is growing and she'll try to deny that her little brother's child is growing inside her, but I'll remind her every day.

>> No.16036283

>>16036272
You don't type up an atrocity and turn around and say "It was a comedy its all good" That's when you start getting into some KC tier dissonance. Word of god can only go so far.

Handwaving won't change the tone of his story.

>> No.16036286

>>16036283
I don't disagree with you. It was dark and would never pass as comedy. In my opinion, he's sidestepping what you're saying. But how far this conversations gotten? I'd probably jump ship too on this conversation if I wrote it.

I'm not about to write a prose on this greentext, as I am currently balls deep in another story and I cannot write two stories at once without them bleeding together. I just said that it *could* be formed into some sort of healing story.

>> No.16036291
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16036291

Why are you posting this kind of thing and not doing something productive? You're going to make the art fairy sad.

>> No.16036294

>>16036291
Brb, gonna cumflate the art fairy.

>> No.16036296

>>16036280
Ok, it was all fun and games but you're taking it too far

Next thing you'll tell me you want to actually marry your big sister

>> No.16036298

>>16036296
Of course I'm not going to marry my big sister! That would be illegal. I'm just going to breed her two more times and "support my single mother big sister" for the rest of my life.

>> No.16036300
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Why are Japanese sites allergic to https?

>> No.16036303

>>16036291
Halloween is coming up, I hope the art and writefags will have stuff lined up. My bets are on Penywise coming out with something.

>> No.16036304

>>16036286
The man doesn't matter here. He's a failure and as the responder, the emotion evoked here is disgust. Who we care about here is the daughter. Her only hope for healing is moving far far away, cutting ALL ties and starting life anew while trying to cope with her new reality as a monster. Maybe she finds some one, maybe she finds someTHING to bring her happiness.

But at the end of the day, there is still the father. His daughter moving on, cutting him out of her life does nothing for him. There's healing here sure. But there driving point was is there any way to make it all better? Redeem the 4 cunts and the failed father? And the answer is no. Being cut off is not redemption.

So I stand by my initial statement that there is no potential for redemption here.

>> No.16036305

>>16036291
I'm about to have more June art made. Is that unproductive?

>> No.16036306
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>>16036291
In this moment, I am productive. Not because of any phony art fairy's encouragement. But because, I am enlightened by my drive.

>> No.16036307

>>16036300
Because as advanced as Japan is their internet is permenantly stuck in the mid 90's. I think they even use Geocities.

>> No.16036308

>>16036307
They use the fuck out of geocities.

>> No.16036309

>>16036291
I'm not good at being creative.

>> No.16036310

>>16036304
Ahhh, I see. So the MC is where we end up on different waves. I see the father wanting to redeem himself from failing the daughter. You see the daughter as the MC.

It makes sense now.

>> No.16036314

>>16036298
You absolute criminal scum
Not only are you illegally in a relationship with your sister
You're also scamming the state by getting single mother benefits

Did a Tanuki teach you about this?

>> No.16036320

>>16036310
Even still the father's redemption would revolve entirely around the daughter. It's HER he failed. There is no redemption without her. And there's nothing he could do for her to make it better. which is why I said there's no potentia.

>> No.16036323

>>16036314
My Tanuki childhood friend demanded that I breed her as well for herlp with my plan, so I had to become a lawyer myself.

>> No.16036326

>>16036320
Its not about him ACTUALLY being redeemed. You know how they say its not about the destination, but the journey? In my opinion it would be about the father becoming a not sex toy, realizing he still has a daughter, and just apologizing and moving on (or trying to) move on from his failure so many years ago. I'm not saying its the best story material, but its how I would spin it.

>> No.16036337

>>16036323
Well at least your inbred daughters can be proud that their dad is a lawyer

What's your big sister's profession? Stay at home "wife" ?

>> No.16036342

>>16036326
>realizing he still has a daughter
But he doesn't, that's the point. Unless she decided to keep living with her useless dad, her 4 abusers and the rapebabies they had together, she's long gone.

If you're poisoned and you have a month to find the antidote, it's all well and good to learn new things on the journey and to sniff the flowers. But if you don't ACTUALLY get that antidote the whole trip was for naught.

And if he selfishly comes to a closure and moves on leaving his daughter behind all you'll do is sicken the audience.

>> No.16036345

>>16036337
She's a diving tour guide. It's both a good smoke screen for who's knocked her up all those times and since she's a Mermaid it's like taking a stroll for work.

>> No.16036357

Reminder that marrying your older sister is the best thing to do. Its what the Overlord intended.

>> No.16036358

>>16036291
I'll have you know I've been more productive in the past two weeks than I have been all year! I'm back in the groove, little fairy, and I did it without you! We didn't use LSD in the old days you know.

>> No.16036364

>>16036357
I'd prefer to stay a pet for a demon, thank you very much.

>> No.16036366

>>16036342
Listen, I really have enjoyed this conversation we've had. It's fun to actually discuss shit besides huggy waifus once and a while. I will concede this conversation on the account I don't find the greentext so great as to continue this for 100+ posts more.

I'm sorry for calling you a fag.

>> No.16036369
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16036369

While we're fighting over silly things

Ass > tits

>> No.16036371

>>16036366
>I'm sorry for calling you a fag.
Don't be, I called you a sociopath. Godspeed on your writings. Gods know I need to get back to mine.

>> No.16036372

>>16036357
What if I only have a younger sister? Do I have to bottom for her?

>> No.16036373

>>16036345
>diving tour guide
Sounds like she could make a lot of money is she was willing to "accidentally" go off track and let her male clients get kidnapped

>>16036357
Heresy.
It's a fact that the Sabbat is officially supported by the Overlord

>> No.16036376

>>16036364
A demon whos your Big Sis?

>> No.16036377

>>16036371
Ahh, so you were a writefag too. Which one were you? You don't have to give me a name, just a sypnosis of a story.

Are you Losenis?

>> No.16036378

>>16036369
You're right, no arguments there.

>> No.16036383

>>16036373
>"accidentally" go off track and let her male clients get kidnapped
...You're a Kraken, aren't you? Shoo!

>> No.16036385

>>16036377
Nope and nope. Business and pleasure. Don't mix writefagging and shitposting.

>> No.16036390

>>16036385
>Don't mix writefagging and shitposting.
People always accuse me of being Bollocks when I shitpost. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's p. great.

>> No.16036396

>>16036376
That sounds nice. Since demons do have an onee-San look.

>> No.16036397

>>16036369
Ass = Tits. Any one who disagrees is a certified homosexual who sucks cock. Nothing beats the hourglass masterrace.

>> No.16036399

>>16036397
Hourglass = big hips > perflat >>>>>>>>>>> big tranny tits

>> No.16036401

>>16036369
Agreed, mostly because all asses are great, meanwhile the war between big tits vs small tits still rages on

>>16036383
Nope, but come on if a rich CC Kraken proposed you a large sum of money to send a few men her way would'n't you take the offer?

>> No.16036402

>>16036390
At least you don't get accused of being Alp.

>> No.16036406

>>16036401
I bet you could even market the Kraken trap dives as a premium extra-dangerous extreme adventure.

>> No.16036407

>>16036399
Hourglass kind of MEANS big hips tho. Unless you mean big hips to the exclusion of tits and in that case I'm pleased to inform you that you are pattently and objectively wrong.

>> No.16036409

>Those feels when a shitty greentext gets more conversation than any of your stories.

>> No.16036411

>>16036409
It generated conversation precisely because of how bad it was. Feel free to write utter tripe just to get some (yous) though.

>> No.16036412

>>16036409
That is the feeling that leads to troll stories, anon. Fight it!

>> No.16036414

Why are Krakens and Jabberwocks rivals anyways? And did Snib ever finish that picture of the two of them?

>> No.16036417

>>16036411
What shitty greentext?

>> No.16036419

>>16036407
Pear shape master race knigga

>> No.16036421

>>16036409
Write smug squad yuri orgy, guaranteed (you)s.

>> No.16036422

>>16036402
And you do?

>> No.16036423

Reading the thread I can see a huge amount of newfags. Where the hell did they all come from.

>> No.16036424

>>16036422
Twice just for posting Oomukade.

>> No.16036425

>>16036421
>Two cheshires
>A hellhound
>A manticore
>And the monkey thing
>Have gay sex.
>The end.

>> No.16036428

>>16036423
MGE is mainstream now, bro.
>>16036424
That's odd, Alp only ever wrote one story with them.

>> No.16036429

>>16036423
It's the weekend dumbass.

>> No.16036430

>>16036409
What are you talking about? It got negative attention, that's worse.
It wasn't like YBA or Lanternon, where people discuss the characters and motivations, this was people shitposting and calling out the writefag's terrible idea of comedy.

>> No.16036431

>>16036423
There aren't any, it's just a weekend and you're on the look out for "newfags" to confirm unfounded theories about an english release attracting them.

>> No.16036433

>>16036423
Its the weekend, they aren't new, they're just shitposting.

>> No.16036434

>>16036406
I'd love to go on that attraction

>>16036409
>>16036411
Not because it was bad it was but because it was controversial
When you have 2 sides to an argument the discussion will go back and forth for a while

So if you want some (you)s then write a good story with some controversy in it

Have a character, hell why not an OC Lilim go around doing stuff that could be seen as both horrible and good
Then you'll have a flood of post like "OC Lilim did nothing wrong" and "OC Lilim must be purged" etc...

>>16036414
They are indirectly rivals because they compete for the place of best onee-san
Same as Shoggoth and Kikimora who compete for best maid

There aren't that many actual rivals aside from Apophis/Pharaoh

>> No.16036435

>>16036430
Shhh...You'll attract that one guy that calls YBA a traitor. God forbid Junefag show up with him around, then the party will truly start with shitposting.

>> No.16036437

>>16036434
OC Lilim is a good girl who only wants to enjoy the world of men.

>> No.16036438

>>16036434
>There aren't that many actual rivals aside from Apophis/Pharaoh
And the incredibly one-sided Scylla vs Charybdis.

>> No.16036440

>>16036434
Really? I thought it was obvious which Oneesan is superior. Same with the Maid.

>> No.16036441

>>16036438
You're right, Charybdis a best.

>> No.16036444

>>16036441
>implying that you're into gangbangs and sloppy seconds just to make a predictable, unfunny joke
like y tho

>> No.16036449

>>16036434
The only person defending the story was the author himself. So if your advice is to write a shitty store and then defend it, that's some shitty advice

>> No.16036453
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>>16036437
OC Lilim is a naive brat following her mommies doctrine

>> No.16036455

>>16036425
You call that a funpost?
>two smug cheshire lolis swapping saliva as their tongues preform a lewd dance
>a manticore pins down the hellhound and uses her tail to simulate the girl's breast as they scissor
>the kakuens fill the room with the sound of their asses slapping together as they share a double ended dildo
>by the time it's over they're all a sweaty and exhausted mess

>> No.16036457

>>16036453
Whoops, wrong image

>> No.16036458

>>16036444
It was low hanging shitpost fruit. I had to take it.

>> No.16036461

>>16036453
OC Lilim wants to be a mommy herself but all the men are either jerks, losers or dying.

>> No.16036464

>>16036440
Kraken is the most popular even though Jabberwork has wockfag to support her with a ton of art
So it's pretty easy to say Kraken wins

For maid I have seen a lot of love for both girls, I don't think we have a clear winner

Also I just realized there is no competition for best imouto

>>16036449
I'm the author, I posted only three times about it
Here >>16036041 to say I fucked up
Here >>16036182 to explain my reasoning since there were people arguing about it
And here >>16036225 to once again say I fucked up

Seems like the people saying it's shit assumed the people defending it were me

Now please, don't bring up my failure of a greentext again

>> No.16036466

>>16036444
Sloppy seconds are the best,anon.

>> No.16036469

>>16036464
I knew another writefag who went on tirades when someone criticised him. Don't be him.

>> No.16036470

>>16036466
Go away

>> No.16036473

>>16036455
10/10.

>> No.16036475

>>16036464
To my knowledge you were the only person defending your shitty story. One guy hadn't actually read it and was trying to spin some "join or suffer" shit, and the other guy was arguing a different point, I forget which.

>> No.16036477

>>16035871
I'm going to tell a Dire Wolf that she can't rape. Everybody knows the doggo in Wolves prevents them from disobeying commands!

>> No.16036482

>>16036455
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, fuck off.

>> No.16036486

>>16036470
I will always be here, anon. The last in line.

>> No.16036488

>>16035712
Wrote literal bestiality, is a faggot in general who can't into simple sentences by writing stuff like "Doors that exist in this world".

>> No.16036490

>>16036488
>"Doors that exist in this world"
What' wrong with this?

>> No.16036493

>>16035046
Alp posting decent stories and not being insufferable in the past two weeks seems to disagree with you.
Give the faggot a chance.

>> No.16036497

Would you resist corruption by a demon? Just remember anon, She always wins

>> No.16036498

>>16036397
Pear > shit > Hourglass

>> No.16036503
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Spooky times are upon us Lads, Be Prepared

>> No.16036505

>>16036469
>>16036475
Ok, last post about it then I won't reply anymore, this discussion has to stop

If people misunderstand a story should the author keep quiet about it?
In fact, can a story even be misunderstood? Aren't all interpretations right in a way?

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>>16036482

>> No.16036511

>>16036498
A fine demontration of shit taste. Good job anon. Observe every one, and take notes. This is what a faggot likes.

>> No.16036513

>>16036505
If people misunderstand something, it means you suck for not being clear enough. If you ever talk about your own story under any circumstances it means you're a cancer-sore attentionwhoring and shitting up the thread.
Just don't write. It's not worth it.

>> No.16036516

>>16036505
The author should revise and find out where they failed to communicate what was in their head.

>> No.16036520

>>16036503
Bah-humbug! There's more of gravy than the grave about you!

>> No.16036523

>>16036490
You're bringing into question whether or not doors actually exist or not. That's the whole conundrum. It was specifically used as a 'behind closed doors' sentence, but that entire part of it just ruins it because of the reason I stated before.

>>16036493
No.

>> No.16036524

>>16036497
The fight is half the fun.

>> No.16036527

How angry would a story about tentacle Elves make you guys?

>> No.16036528

>>16036523
>No
Do it. When's the last time he did anything to shit things up? Think about it man.

>> No.16036531

Do you think when lonely virgin human females die, likely Paladins I might add, in different manners it effects what their Will'o'Wisp turns into?

Like a spoopy water Wisp or a fiery Burninator Wisp.

>> No.16036532

>>16036523
It's capitalized. Is it a noun?

>> No.16036533

>>16036531
I wish to be molested by a drowned Paladin-chan's Wisp.

>> No.16036535

>>16036531
I haven't actually read about the paladin order, but are you trying to tell me that paladin women would not pro-create? Isn't that against the whole idea of having humanity stay ahead?

>> No.16036539

>>16036535
Sex is bad though, God said so.

>> No.16036541

>>16036528
>Giving the European version of a turkroach any room to squirm
Clearly you haven't been paying attention to him trying to whore for attention or pushing a Lilim OC nobody would care about

>> No.16036543

>>16036539
Be fruitful and multiply doesn't sound so bad.

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>>16035415
I think this is pretty /fa/.

>> No.16036546

>>16036531
I love the concept of affinity and human women becoming species who they have affinity with

The idea of a particular death giving a particular affinity sounds very interesting

>>16036535
This >>16036539 and even if they do have sex humans use contraceptives in MGE in the form of magic and potions
It's said in WG1 if I recall correctly

>> No.16036547

>>16036541
>pushing
Pushing how? By writing a story?
>>16036543
That was in the Old Testament so it doesn't count, sex is bad now, don't do it, only Monsters like sex! Good girls are chaste!

>> No.16036551

>>16036547
That's some ass backwards shit. But whatever. How do they even plan to not be bred out?

>> No.16036552

>>16036541
Wait, Alp jumped on the OC lilim bandwagon?

>> No.16036553

>>16036547
>Good girls are chaste!
And chaste girls are so sensitive that you can make them cum just from kissing! Forcibly kiss all the captured Paladin-chans and make their knes buckle!

>> No.16036554

>>16036551
Mr. Stork brings them babies. Pure, godly babies not conceived in sin.
>>16036552
Someone who wasn't him even made a shitty Paint doodle of her last thread.

>> No.16036565

>>16036524
How do you resist corruption though?

>> No.16036567

>>16036539
Sex for the sake of pleasure is bad. Sex for the sake of procreation is treated as the strengthening of bonds between husband and wife.

>> No.16036574

>>16036565
By getting her so worked up she legit rapes you to near unconsciousness.

>> No.16036582

>>16036469
Historianon? I'm thinking of him too.

>> No.16036583

>>16036582
No need to go bringing up names.

>> No.16036597

Anons with the MGE book, whats the Alice profile like?

>> No.16036599

>>16036477
Since dogs came from wolves it's the other way around. Inside every dog there's a wolf.

>> No.16036605

>>16036599
And inside of every dog girl will be me.

>> No.16036607

I don't know what it is about humiliation and corruption but it just gets me off.

>be priest of local church
>deeply religious
>no masterbation, no marriage, no sex, etc
>get kidnapped by a demon
>returned to her realm where she fucks you into submission
>never stop repeating the rosary
>praying you will be saved from this demon
>She ups her game
>Turns you into a blubbering crying pet on the ground
>equipped with a leash, collar, and a little egg vibrator strapped to your penis
>she turns it on and off whenever you're being good, bad or she just wants to milk you
>enjoy your sinful life of being a cum dispenser

I like the idea of Demons going after the religious. It's almost as a sport for them to corrupt the unwilling.

>> No.16036608

>>16036599
Wolves are even more hierarchical and obedient than the average pooch.

>> No.16036612

>>16036608
Hierarchical yes, but obedient only to those ranked above them. You'll need to wrassle that wolf into submission yourself.

>> No.16036613

>>16036608
Actually no. Wolf packs consist of family members and have much less rigid rules than dog packs that consist of strangers. You can't become dad by beating him, after all.

>> No.16036617

>>16036608
No, not really.

>> No.16036621

>>16036607
That seems mean.

>> No.16036623

>>16036423
Not like oldfags are/were a bastion of quality.

>> No.16036626

>>16036623
Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.

>> No.16036630

>>16036607
I like the idea of being an incubus and doing this to some poor priestess.

>> No.16036631

>>16036623
Compared to the newfags who don't even bother to lurk, yeah.

>> No.16036632

>>16036621
She doesn't care. You can cry and whine all you like. But she's just going to keep whispering in your ear how "You'll be here for eternity"

>> No.16036636

>>16036632
I guess "Suck my dick" would not convey the contempt in a proper way huh?

>> No.16036637

>>16036632
Thats really mean, why is she so cruel?

>> No.16036642

>>16036632
Is there any stories like this? A harsh MG to her cumpump?

>> No.16036644

>>16036636
>Monsters taking sexual insults as come-ons and thinking that Anon is flirting with them

>> No.16036645
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16036645

>>16036623
>This level of delusion

>> No.16036649

>>16036645
Will Clint survive the 2016 curse of death?

>> No.16036654

>>16036644
Yes, that was the joke of my post.

>> No.16036655

>>16036649
Mark my words he's going to die on 12/24/2016

>> No.16036656

>>16036637
Because she's a demon and demons are mean

>> No.16036658

>>16036655
What planet do you live on that has 24 months?

>> No.16036659

>>16036644
>"Fuck me? Oh I'm glad you finally come to your senses"

>> No.16036661

>>16036658
We don't all live in Europe, Khalid.

>> No.16036663

>>16036661
You have to go back to /pol/

>> No.16036664

>>16036661
Ah geeze Rodriguez, my bad.

>> No.16036668

>>16036656
Demons are good girls.

>> No.16036669

>>16036663
>Using /pol/ meme vs /pol/ meme
This is some 5d connect 4 meta shitposting.

>> No.16036670

>>16036645
I'm one, which both gives me an authority and a representative example, so yeah.

>>16036658
It's called America. Jupiter-tier gas giant.

>> No.16036671

>>16036670
If you say you're an oldfag, you truly aren't an oldfag.

>> No.16036673

>>16036670
>Jupiter-tier gas giant
The word is "Jovian" you ignorant hippo. Do you even into astronomy?
On a related note, which girl would gaze at the stars with me?

>> No.16036674

>>16036673
Your mum.

>> No.16036682

>>16036674
Mommy Snek, huh?

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>>16036669
The Tanukis did this.

>> No.16036686

>>16036683
That's some Otoyomegatari fashion right there.

>> No.16036688

>>16036673
There was a story about a stargazing Basilisk

So that.

I want to steal her mask!

>> No.16036692

>>16036683
Could I pay her by fucking her?

>> No.16036701

>>16036597
The same as the old some. They're lolis that get men to rape them.

>> No.16036707

>>16036668
>Demons are good girls
>Be on H-Space duty, you fucking hate this part of your week
>Hear an "AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH" that's growing steadily louder
>Back away from The Wall, telling the newbie he should do the same
>Gives you one of those 'Fuck you old man!' bird flips, he's gonna learn real quick why you told him
>The smell of burning gas fills the air as a Revenant rockets up the side of the wall, screaming the entire time
>Newbie's too scared to move, even while she pulls him off and wraps her legs around his midriff
>Sigh to yourself, pulling out a ration and crumbling it into dust, tossing it into air. God bless the happy couple.
>Reach into your jacket pocket and pull out a picture of your own wife, faded with age
>It's a picture of an Imp with a devilish grin next to a kid with more acne than a saltpeter field, seed dripping out of her hell-snatch, her hands up in a "V" sign
>The look on your face an absolutely priceless ahegao
>Sometimes this job has its perks

>> No.16036711

>>16036701
No, no, no. They're not lolis. They're adults with petite features. Get it right.

>> No.16036722

>>16036707
Where is this wall and why are you guarding it? How yueg is it?

>> No.16036734

>>16036692
No, but you can pay to fuck her.

>> No.16036739

>>16036661
You mean almost any part of the world that uses common sense.

>> No.16036752

>>16036739
It makes more sense to say what month it is first.

>> No.16036755

>>16036752
How? Why would you start with the month, jump to the day and then to the year? Day, month, year. That's the way it's meant to be. Ask any Schedule Dog.

>> No.16036757

>>16036734
Alright... how much?

>> No.16036762

>>16036757
Just a little bit more than you have. Don't worry, though, she'll give you a small loan.

>> No.16036763

>>16036722
The border between the Demon Realm and Super Demon Realm, 150 feet tall by 10 feet across.

>> No.16036767

>>16036762
I don't see any way this could ever go wring.

>> No.16036768

>>16036763
Are there Titan Girls in the Super Demon Realm?

>> No.16036772

>>16036768
The Super Demon Realm is like Imaginationland and /d/ fused. Anything you can think exists there.

>> No.16036777

>>16036772
>imaginationland and /d/ combined

That sounds extremely terrifying.

>> No.16036778

>>16036772
Imaginatio-oon~

>> No.16036795

>>16036777
Well it did result in the Great Purge of '85 when a bunch of diaper wearing Siths tried to climb the wall. The Flammenwerfers lit up the night.

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>>16035722
Depends on how accurate you believe the fairy-sized fission bodies are.
I'd be into foot worship with her no matter their form. Gnome is perfection.

>> No.16036816

>>16036303
Should have something done by then but unfortunately I didn't have the foresight to make it Halloween themed. Sorry.

>> No.16036818

>>16036688
You're goint to steal a Basilisk's mask and put it on so she can see your smile without freezing you? That's cute.

>> No.16036822

>>16036816
If there is enough demand, I'll release what I got done with Whimsical and update it with the rest. Its around 1k words right now, don't know if thats enough for people.

>> No.16036823

>>16036816
meant to reply to >>16036303

>> No.16036850

>>16036818
>Stealing a Basilisk's mask
But Anon, that's like proposing to her

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16036858

>>16036757

>> No.16036861

>>16036858
Its called a hustle.

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16036866

Alright pal, here's your sparring partner for today. Her regular partner couldn't be here. Apparently he's sick...and, according to him, he 'plans to stay sick for a long time'.

Don't worry. She said she'd go easy on ya. Watch out for that knee spear of hers though, it's killer.

...Literally. That wasn't a pun.

>> No.16036875

>>16036866
I think she's too advanced for me.

>> No.16036882

>>16036866
How would she react if I told her a BBA Hinezumi taught me the arts of Mū no Ken?

>> No.16036885

>>16036875

She likes that.

>> No.16036889

>>16036885
I can't even throw a punch.

>> No.16036893

>>16036850
No it's not. As long as you don't say the world marry then you're fine.

>> No.16036898

>>16036889
Well now's a good time to learn.

>> No.16036899

>>16036893
But what if she makes a mask for you to wear with lenses that prevent her unmasked smile from affecting you, then tells you later it's her engagement ring to you?

>> No.16036900

>>16036772
Sounds like Wonderland

>> No.16036901

>>16036866
Can't I just fuck her instead?

>> No.16036910

>>16036898
It seems like it would be a bad experience for me.

>> No.16036913

>>16036866
Uh, I think I'm in the wrong class.

>> No.16036925

>>16036899
You could just turn her down you know? She gave you a mask that makes her power useless, so it's not she will rape you out of nowhere. You could also say that it's too early and should wait a bit to see what happens.

>> No.16036948

>>16036866
I want her to hold me down and make me say embarrassing things on camera.

>> No.16036952

>>16036607
I wonder if Demons are also dominant. Do they like stepping on a man's crotch? Will she make me call her mommy?

>> No.16036976

>>16036952
>Stepping on crotches
NOT.
EVEN.
ONCE.

>> No.16036979

>>16036976
But why?

>> No.16036982

>>16036979
I can understand being powerless. But that's just a step too far for me atleast.

>> No.16036988

>>16036630
I like the idea of being an incubus and having this done to me by a Paladin-chan.

>> No.16037001

>>16036982
Nice pun. But come on anon. Wouldn't you like a dominant and superior demon girl to tread on your male pride and symbol. Obviously not too hard. But just enough force it makes you submit to allow her to spit in your mouth? You are her property after all.

>> No.16037005

>>16036988
That's gross.

>> No.16037009

>>16037001
No, I can't say that appeals to me. She could try, though. I'd like to think I would take a minute to break.

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>>16037005
A Paladin-chan will stomp on my dick with her rough heavy iron bootsies and there's nothing you can do about it!

She'll think it's an ironic punishment for my lewd crimes until she realizes she's been orgasm denying me for a week and finally accidentally let me over the edge. I'll jizz all over her boots and she'll scoff at me and force me to lick them clean.

Having sexual power over an incubus will quickly get to her head and she'll start bullying my dick deliberately, making me beg for her to give that final stomp. I'll slowly become her slave, a pathetic addict who can't live without her body.

Maybe she'll get frustrated with just masturbating to my pained face as my turgid blood-red dick twitches in the air and oozes black ichor instead of pre-cum. Maybe she'll need some samples for "research purposes" and start giving me gauntleted handjobs. Only time will tell.

>> No.16037035

>>16036607
Sounds more dark elf or maybe manticore to me. Demons are Les about breaking people and more about turning them into perverts by tempting them and indulging every fantasy they have.

>> No.16037043

>>16037027
She can't even pleasure you.

>> No.16037049

>>16037043
That's what makes it so good tho'

>> No.16037051

>>16036866
I'm fucking five foot nine and weigh less then a hundred pounds. Fuck you if you think I'm getting anywhere near that.

>> No.16037053

>>16036866
I'll take the Yeti sparring partner instead, her punches feel like pillow smacks

>> No.16037055
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16037055

>Egyptian moth
I never knew I wanted this until I saw it. I wonder if she comes in a darker shade.

>> No.16037056

>>16037049
Can submissive people even be defeated?

>> No.16037060

>>16037055
That's really damn cool, though the lack of brown is a missed opportunity.

>> No.16037061

>>16037027
This is top tier. Good job anon.

>> No.16037064

>>16036369
Got a link to uncensored?

>> No.16037066

>>16037035
So basically spoiling a man? Well my deepest desires are femdom, collar play, saliva exchange and crotch stepping so I guess it's fine.

>> No.16037070

>>16037051
She's going to break you. That's what makes it pleasurable.

>>16037055
Cute. Would definitely cuddle.

>> No.16037071

>>16037055
>darker shade
>chocolate Egyptian moths

Yes. I need it.

>> No.16037072

>>16036866
"Sorry, I only practice Krav maga. I might hurt you if we spar. Sorry."

>> No.16037076

>>16037070
Fuck no. I like my girls a little rough sure, but not straight up fighting
She's gonna make me cry

>> No.16037091

>>16037076
That's what you want isn't it? To be beaten up by a girl? To have your male pride stripped from you? To have her over you on the ground laughing at you and your inferior strength?

I know it's what I damn want.

>> No.16037095

>>16037061
>Incubus loves being bullied
>Paladin gets off on bullying
Is there even a chance for a good end here?

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Big Beautiful Wights

>> No.16037108

>>16037096
Is that green air supposed to mean she's stinky? I don't want a stinky waifu!

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>>16037108
Those are her ghost claws!

>> No.16037116

>>16037113
So they're stinky ghost claws then.

>> No.16037117

>>16037096
I don't care if that fat ass ends up breaking my nose, I need her to sit on my face.

>> No.16037119

>>16037096
Does she even need to sleep?

>> No.16037121

>>16037108
>stinky fatty
Komodo in cosplay.

>> No.16037122

>>16037113
We definitely need more THICC Wights. There is a demand for it.

>> No.16037123

>>16037091
I want to be protected from bullies by a tall buff monster!

>> No.16037125
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>>16037122
I want to see Wights of the chubby thicc and muscle thicc variety.

>> No.16037132

>>16037125
Muscle on a Wight would just look weird. But I guess you can't judge unless you've tried.

>> No.16037135

>>16037123
Don't worry anon. She'll give you muscular protective cuddles and protect you from bullies. But that's after she established you are hers. This process can be quite... Painful.

>> No.16037137

>>16037132
We just don't have art of a muscle Wight. Not that a muscle Wight is bad since 2D musclegirls are ass, hips, and thighs all the time.

>> No.16037138

>>16037091
So you want something like this?
https://exhentai.org/g/990385/58c62f4120/

>> No.16037146

>>16037138
Fucking stupid browser. Is there another link for this? Preferably an imgur?

>> No.16037147

>>16037138
>male: anal asphyxiation bondage cbt chastity belt fisting foot licking humiliation milking mind control pegging prostate massage rape ryona shotacon torture
Great link dude.

>> No.16037153

>>16037146
Try looking up Doskoinpo

>> No.16037159

>>16037138
Kimoi.

>> No.16037164

>>16037159
Hey that was for the other anon, I'm not into stuff like that

>> No.16037165

>>16037072

What a coincidence! She also practices Krav Maga.

And Muay Thai. And Kenpo. And Shotokan. And Hapkido. And Judo. And Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. And Hung Kuen.

>> No.16037166

>>16037153
Thanks anon.

>> No.16037170

>>16037165
"I appear to have left my oven on at home. Gotta get to that."

>> No.16037175

Remember to only ever do business with tanukis who are already married.

>> No.16037179
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We need more of these. I miss them.

>> No.16037180

>>16037165
Fuck me. She's perfect for protection. I need to cuddle this girl.

>> No.16037184

>>16037179
Damn, I need a Jabberwock boss.

>> No.16037187

>>16037175
What happens if I do business with a single Tanuki?

>> No.16037195

>>16037175
But anon, what if they're into NTR? They might still swindle you!

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16037210

>>16036377
>Are you Losenis?

Hello.

>> No.16037217

>>16037187
You'll get caught up in her schemes
Also married tanuki tend to be happier and thus give better deals

>> No.16037224

>>16037217
Too bad no one wants to marry a shitty racoon.

>> No.16037227

>>16037096
>>16037113
Bullying this wight about her fat thighs by poking them and calling her 'thunder thighs!' she's so fat that she wouldn't even punish me!

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>>16037224
>shitty raccoon

You wouldn't be saying that if she was your boss anon.

>> No.16037239

>>16037227
Stop it now anon. Teasing is ok. But this will make her cry.

>> No.16037244

>>16036357
What if I want to marry my imouto instead? What if I only have an imouto?

>> No.16037245

>>16037234
I would talk shit behind her back with my coworkers who thinks the same.

Also, the wan in that image is disgusting.

>> No.16037250

>>16037245
>t. Order

>> No.16037256

>>16037250
Not liking tanukis doesn't mean I'm from the Order.

>> No.16037270

>>16037239
But everything he said is true!

>> No.16037276

>>16037270
But those thunder thighs are for soft massaging. Not bullying.

>> No.16037278
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16037278

My fetish is monstergirls with severe depression.

>> No.16037285

>>16037276
Thunder thighs are for intercrural.

>> No.16037290

>>16037278
My fetish is monster girls that can't live without you. Just staying away is enough to make them get fidgety.

I know it's wrong, but I would abuse this so hard.

>> No.16037294

>>16037285
That's it anon. That's how you show appreciation to Thunder Thighs.

>> No.16037306

>>16037239
She should work out and get rid of her fat thighs if she wants me to stop teasing her! It's also the only way that she'll get a boyfriend!

>> No.16037307

>>16037278
My fetish is monster girls who can help me with my severe depression.

>> No.16037310

>>16037290
You like dragons then? Because you know not to bully dragons, right? They love you and never want to see you gone anon. You can't be teasing that.

>> No.16037311

>>16037227
Im going to compliment a wight by saying that a thick body has always been a sign of status since it means she doesn't have to do much work herself so its only natural someone as regal as her should have legs like that.

>> No.16037312

>>16037278
My fetish is having monster girls call me master.

>> No.16037315 [DELETED] 

>>16037306
FUCKING DELETE THIS. You'll make her cry! You'll make her feel useless with her naturally thicc thighs!

>> No.16037331

>>16037310
You got that right my friend, I love my dragon and I would play hide and seek with her all the time.

Just imagine it. Such a magnificent being caring so much for you, going as far as crying, holding you and her arms and calling your name to make sure you are really there after you dissapeared. I wouldn't resist showering her in love everytime.

>> No.16037340

>>16037331
>dispensing dragon cuddles and love just by hiding

This is a good idea

>> No.16037352

So do you guys use a random name generator for names or what?

>> No.16037360

>>16037352
For what?

>> No.16037362

>>16037360
stories

>> No.16037364

>>16037352
You need to feel the name.

>> No.16037368

>>16037352
I use fairly few and I make the ones I use as neutral (or "international") as possible unless there's a clearly defined pseudo-geographical setting. In that case I google for personal names in that language and look for one with a nice sound.

>> No.16037372

>>16037312
Mine too, it's not even related to the maid thing.

>> No.16037376
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16037376

If I could have these two as Onee-chans, I would be a very happy Anon.
>"Anon, all you do is play video games by yourself. Come play with Titania-nee!"
>"Now now, sis. Let him play his little games. We can still play a 'special game' with him. All we have to do is rub this thing down here until a prize comes out."

>> No.16037383

>>16037376
Titania and Demon make for a surprisingly competent duo.

>> No.16037387

>>16037376
wait a sec that's not a penguin they're holding

>> No.16037393

>>16037376
Titania and Demon onee sans would make life perfect and very, very lewd. Like, and overload of lewd.

>> No.16037395

>>16037352
No. Just apply it like you would for a normal person. Look at the sex, culture, and history of the character. Trying to make cutesy personality matchups or going full random is a bad idea if you're trying to be realistic.

Say you have a not-chinese protagonist, a lowborn boy who grew into a warrior. Quile Chan works fine. Automatically you think southern rice farmer, if you think anything at all beyond "Sounds ching chong enough to me"

>> No.16037413
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>>16037383
It's my favorite one.

I started it after all

>> No.16037419

>>16037413
Two best onee-sans.

>> No.16037426

>>16037393
It's great because Demon knows what she's doing is lewd, but Titania just follows along innocently without knowing it's lewd
>"Anon, why didn't you tell me playing that hand game was indecent? I'm gonna have to punish you the way sis told me to."
>she starts blowing you, convinced that you can't do anything lewd if you don't have anymore semen in you

>> No.16037436

>>16037376
I wish I could play my video games in peace with my crow tengu and gazer imoutos and not get molested by my onee-chans

>> No.16037438

>>16037395
I'm going for lescatie scholar so Philip sounds like it would work.

>> No.16037442

>>16037311
>>16037315
It's alright, I'll help her work off her weight with tender loving until she ahegaos

>> No.16037448

>>16037442
But remember to spoil her so she keeps her thighs.

>> No.16037450
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16037450

>"Good evening, class. As you may have already noticed we have a new exchange student joining us tonight."
>"Anon, how about you come up here and tell us a few things about yourself."

>> No.16037452

>>16037426
But what if I just want to play games or have a nap? Do I have to be constantly given lewds by the onee sans?

>> No.16037454

>>16037376
>>16037413
>>16037426
Goddammit don't make me want this, I've already got way too many scenarios I want and have fapped to, I don't need more reasons to jack off.

>> No.16037459

>>16037450
I'm anon and I'm a dorky virgin

>> No.16037462
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16037462

Goodnight, and don't forget to not burn down the tiny penis!

Instead, remember that you'll never be breastfed by a happy london holstaurus.

>> No.16037465
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16037465

Is your waifu dressing up for Halloween?

>> No.16037471

You finally married your waifu! But how does your family react?

>> No.16037475

>>16037462
Oh god its malfunctioning!

>> No.16037477

>>16037285
Loli thighs >>>> thunder thighs

>> No.16037482

>>16037471
>Christian mother
>Father would be pissed if I even brought home a black girl, let alone a tall werewolf girl from another reality

Yeah, wonderfully.

>> No.16037483

>>16037471
Probably initial bliss that I ended up finding someone followed by utter confusion over what a even lilim is and possible bliss again when they realize that it'd technically make me a god's son-in-law

>> No.16037484

>>16037477
Loli thunder thighs.

>> No.16037489
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16037489

>>16037465
Yes.
>>16037471
Probably fine as long as I'm happy and they get grandkids.

>> No.16037493

>>16037482
Hah. I think my father would say at least she's not black.

>> No.16037494

>>16037376
I can't wait for dark mage to come out and hopefully expand the onee chan group into a trio.

>> No.16037502

>>16037452
It's not all lewd all the time, anon. They still provide you with tender sisterly love. Whenever your day sucks, Titania will give you headpats while Demon listens to all your gripes. In the mornings, Titania serves up a hearty breakfast to put a smile on your face for the rest of the day. At night, despite her looks, Demon does an amazing job cooking your favorite foods that help you sleep soundly.

>> No.16037503

>>16037471
>"Holy shit! You're not gay!"
It's a mixed feeling

>> No.16037510

>>16037450
How long would it take for one or more of them to rape me?

>> No.16037518

>go to MGC
>The alp district has taken over most of downtown
>"Hello there sailor!"
How do you deal with this?

>> No.16037519

>>16037471
Confusion/concern + "It's about fucking time, son."

>> No.16037528

>>16037227
Reminder a wight can drain almost all your energy by poking you with her finger

>> No.16037532

>>16037502
Sounds like heaven.

>>16037471
Won't appear to judgmental at first. But then will go telling the town.

>> No.16037535

>>16037528
As if a dork like her would do that! I bet she wouldn't even rape me if given the chance!

>> No.16037542

So the dark angel profile has a bit where it says they corrupt humans by using arguments. If I'm doing a story where a human has a conversation with a monster about the whole order vs demon Lord war thing should I stick with them or would a dark priestess be better since dark priestess' seem to have taken that role due to thread canon.

>> No.16037563
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16037563

I want to bully my waifu by cutting her beer with lemonade.

>> No.16037568

>>16037471
Holy fuck it's a dragon!

>> No.16037570

>>16037471
>"Great you found someone but, she's not strong-arming you into this, right?"
>"It's just she's a foot bigger than you and weighs twice what you weigh."
>"Just wanna make sure when we're in the hospital with you two, you're not in the bed."
>"Holy shit free heating in the winter?"

think it'd go as smoothly as it can get

>> No.16037575

>>16037471
They'd be ok with it. Mainly because she as a manor and a treasure vault

>> No.16037578

>>16037471
They'd think it was weird, but they'd be supportive.
My little brother would never stop teasing me about it though, like the gadfly he is.

>> No.16037591

>>16037471
They'd wouldn't see why I'm with a monster, but not hate her.

>> No.16037598

>>16037563
So what, she doesn't like Shandy? Drink purists aren't much fun, anon.

>> No.16037603

>>16037503
Are you me?

>> No.16037604

>>16037570
Who is she?

>> No.16037605

>>16037598
It's called Radler anon.

>> No.16037609

>>16037598
She's a hard drinker. Something like that wouldn't even register as alcoholic to her.

>> No.16037615

>>16037598
I always thought a Shandy was beer and soda. Usually orange soda or ginger ale down here.

>> No.16037618

>>16037471
>Lich
Well, uh...
She's educated, has a good career, is connected to some pretty important people, and is leading some interesting projects. She's also cute and really easygoing, and really appreciates my attention and assistance. I'd probably end up being the stay-at-home spouse taking care of stuff around the house as she focuses on her work. That much feels normal enough. The whole 'little undead girl working with the Sabbath on the weird transformative shit' part might need to be left out initially.

>> No.16037620

I wish I was a butler for a fancy, rich mistress Jabberwock.

>> No.16037626

>>16037605
>>16037615
Same difference. I hear Europeans confuse 7up and lemonade regularly.

>>16037609
Then why drink beer?

>> No.16037627

>>16037626
She wants to include me in her hobbies.

>> No.16037630

>>16037620
Who doesn't? What kinda Wock?

>> No.16037631

i want to be tossed into the women's locker room at a gym during its busiest hours.

>> No.16037633

>>16037620
I wish a tall, elegant, and voluptuous Jabberwock was my maid.

>> No.16037639

>>16037620
I could see her asking her butler to perform seemingly innocent tasks that all end up perverted in some way.

> "Anon, do read me this letter from my sister in Wonderland over breakfast."
> It's all detailed smut over her newlywed exploits meant to make her jealous.

>> No.16037642

>>16037618
Not if she talks about work with your folks.

>> No.16037644

>>16037630
I don't.

>> No.16037645

>>16037604
Hellhound, she works as a Fire-Fighter and does an amazing job at bringing back and protecting my smile
I'd commission art of her but im a huge faggot

>> No.16037649
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16037649

ANUBIS DEMANDS TRIBUTE

ANUBIS ACCEPTS TRIBUTE IN THE FORM OF MONEY, VIDEO GAMES, COMPLIMENTS, AND THOSE NEW REESE'S CUPS THAT HAVE THE REESE'S PIECES INSIDE THEM

>> No.16037654

>>16037649
She is in so much trouble once the Pharaoh gets back from her honeymoon.

>> No.16037661

>>16037649
That Noob too fat!

>> No.16037662

>>16037649
Well, if she wants them, who am I to say no?
Although she may want to back off.

At the rate she's going, she's going to need a new throne when that one breaks.

>> No.16037668

>>16037654

You know what? You may be right. But until then ANUBIS DEMANDS TRIBUTE

>> No.16037674

>>16037649

>Monstergirl royalty discovers the pleasures of human consumer culture, electronic entertainment, and junk food
>Becomes a total NEET and just sits on her throne all day playing Splatoon and eating pizza rolls

>> No.16037682

>>16037674
Pizza rolls aren't the only rolls she's going to have at this rate.

>> No.16037686

>>16037642
Man, that would be an awkward dinner conversation.
>"... so in the end, the doppelganger medicine didn't actually separate the raging mushroom's effects between the different instances of the subject. On the plus side of the failed experiment, we did get more finding from our supervisor after her test run."

>> No.16037688

>>16037674
Isn't that literally what happened to the guy that runs North Korea?

>> No.16037696
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16037696

>>16037682

>Implying members of royalty care about their figure

Queens can afford to get fat.

>> No.16037697

>>16037674
>You'll never let her sit on your dick while she plays video games.
Damn it.

>> No.16037700

>>16037697

>Let her
>LETTING royalty do something

Listen here, peasant. You wouldn't LET the queen sit on your dick. The queen would LET you be her throne.

>> No.16037702

>>16037631
>sweaty monster abs heaven

Oh Jesus.

>> No.16037706

>>16037696
Well, hopefully she doesn't ask me to massage her or anything.

She's probably going to have a rear so wide that she wears table cloths instead of skirts.

>> No.16037707

>>16037688
Kinda. He also tests progressively bigger nukes to try and intimidate the rest of the world so they leave him alone? There's also that creepy harem he has, too.

Come to think of it, he seems like what would happen if you handed any sour NEET a dictatorship.

>> No.16037709

>>16037702
Yep.
All the onis, minotaurs, wolfus, an jinkos a man could dream of, along with any other monster girl that is sporting some impressive muscle mass.

>> No.16037711

>>16037700
But would she enjoy me hugging her from behind and telling her that she's cute, beautiful and lovable?

>> No.16037713

>>16037542
Fuck it im just going with dark angel

>> No.16037718

>>16037674
NEET Princess Kitsune pls.

>> No.16037722

>>16037649
Awwww... I just want to cuddle that NEET nerdy pudgy Anubis. She's the woman of my dreams.

>> No.16037733

>>16037696
>>16037649
Chubby royalty is cute

>> No.16037738

>>16037709
I think I'd probably faint.

>> No.16037741

>>16037718
>>16037718
Needs more gloomy. Bags under her eyes from staring at a screen in the dark all day, dark messy hair, and awkward speech around the cute manservant she has to bring her snacks.
>"I've brought you your brunch, milady. Thin fried tofu and green tea. Please enjoy."
>"Y-you too. Ah! Uhm... That'll be all."

>> No.16037742

>>16037631
Those delinquent hellhounds at it again.

>> No.16037744

>>16037738
After they've all had their way with you, probably.
A few may even take interest in you and try to make you a 'lifting buddy'

>>16037742
Mayhaps, they can sport muscle, although those girls really should think about their futures more.

>>16037733
That they are, although I kinda want to refuse the order of one just to see what she'd do.

>> No.16037745

>>16037733
But how would a Chubby Pharaoh react to being called cute?

>>16037738
>Passing out in a monstergirl locker room.
Hope you don't mind waking up tied to a bench with a few /fit/ monstergirls queued up to ride your dick.

>> No.16037746

>>16036544
Is your waifu the girl from the game or just a Holst?

Once the game gets translated and released it wouldn't surprise me if a few people fell in love with her

>>16037471
>Bring home a slimy eldritch abomination
>Father doesn't like her but is supporting
>Mother throws a huge fit and refuses to acknowledge her
>Convince them to at least share a dinner with us
>They accept
>Waifu doesn't talk to them
>I have to reply to all the questions
>Waifu eventually opens her mouth
>"Master, it's almost time for your daily blowjob should we head to the bathroom?"
>Mother goes blind with rage
>Father starts laughing

I guess I'd have to move out but we'd still keep in contact a few times a year, my mother might even play with my daughter one day

>> No.16037748

>>16037741
>implying her internet crush didn't get kidnapped to be her consort

>> No.16037752

>>16037741
Do you think she's got a picture of her servant that she masturbates to when she goes to bed?
How would she react when she goes into heat and learns that her mother told her manservant that he has to help her "deal with it"?

>> No.16037754

>>16037746
Is that mother a kikimora?
Is the father laughing because she did the same thing when introduced to his parents?

>> No.16037755

>>16037748
I'd feel bad for that guy.

She'd probably make him a living chair and pump him full of drugs so that he can stay hard all day.

heaven help him should she do a marathon gaming session and stay on till she's been cumflated.

>> No.16037756

>>16037748
Are you implying that that's not who her manservant is?
Though having him be her childhood friend would be better.

>> No.16037761

>>16037748
Ah... that sounds like something to write about. Minor internet genki-type celeb gets kidnapped by strange distant government agents to try and cheer up their leader.

>> No.16037763

>>16037755
But anon, imagine her thrusting her hips while using her fluffy tails to grip on to him while moaning about how she loves him so much.

>> No.16037767

>>16037755
>lotus position with her facing the screen and playing while he hugglefucks her
Top NEET.

>>16037761
It's already been done, anon.

>> No.16037772

>>16037767
Got the source if you've seen it? I'd totally read this.

>> No.16037774

>>16037763
Please, these are NEETs we're talking about.
She'd be grumbling, playing vidya, and then try to get up for food, only to fall because of the weight of her distended stomach.

>>16037767
>Anon, move slower, you're throwing off my game.

>> No.16037776

>>16037745
Better question how would she react to being asked if she could cut down on chocolate?

>> No.16037777

>>16037471
My dad wouldn't like the idea at fist, but he would probably be okay because of the money she brings. My mom is that gentle kind of person that gets along with everyone, so I'm sure my waifu would be the same. My onee-chan is a feminist and I'm not sure how she would react.

>> No.16037778

>>16037744
"Y-You what? Y-You can't d-do that!"

They'd probably throw a tantrum.

>> No.16037780

>>16037772
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
At line 390

>> No.16037783

>>16037777
>My onee-chan is a feminist
Like... the yuri kind or the angry kind? Because one could be neat.

>> No.16037784

>>16037745
They'd break my pelvis.

>> No.16037785

>>16037774
>>Anon, move slower, you're throwing off my game.
>implying they aren't playing together and he isn't doing it on purpose to beat her

>> No.16037791

>>16037754
No but you got something there

Anon's Kikimora mother would try to hook him up with a cute, young kiki from Russia but he'd keep rejecting her
One day she'd walk into his room and find him masturbating to Shoggoth porn
She'd remove his PC to make sure he doesn't get corrupted by those no good fake-maid
He'd somehow buy a PC of his own
After doing a bit of investigation she'd learn he got the money by starring in the popular porn series "SLIMED"

>> No.16037792

>>16037783
She is quite the weird one.

She gets a bit insane if there isn't a dick inside of her. I remember one time me and my dad went to buy some stuff and we forgot her juice. She said that we were shit and men couldn't do anything right.

I guess she is more of an angry type, but as long as she gets some dicking then she is only a bit annoying.

>> No.16037800

>>16037767
>lotus position with her facing the screen and playing while he hugglefucks her
God that sounds like heaven. Especially if the anon she's fucking realizes she didn't really do a good job tying him down.
>You'll never be getting fucked by a chubby Kitsune princess NEET reverse cowgirl while she plays video games.
>You'll never notice she was too excited to get started and didn't tie your legs to the chair properly.
>You'll never moan out her name to get her attention.
>She'll never pause her game and ask you what you want.
>You'll never surprise her by lifting her into the suspended congress position while she stutters and blushes.
>You'll never haul her over to her bed, and pull out so that you can lay her down on her back.
>She'll never start to ask you what you're doing only to get cut off by you kissing her full on the lips.
>She'll never start blushing like mad as you pull her into a mating press, her tails instinctively wrapping around you as her legs do the same.
>You'll never pound that chubby kitsune princess until she's heartpupiling, never breaking the kiss the whole time.

>> No.16037804

>>16037780
That's... pretty half-assed, actually. You disappointed me fampai. I'll work on a full one later.

>> No.16037828
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>>16037800
She's going to have a rude awakening when she realizes she's several months pregnant. I bet she'd find some way to combine her motherly duties and gaming, though. Like breastfeeding in the lotus position and making you hold the pup up to her nipple.

>> No.16037829
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16037829

Guys, what's the best way to handle deredere MGEs that can't take subtle hints like building a huge wall to keep them out?

>> No.16037831

>>16037829
Why is that slut trying to cheat on her Orc?

>> No.16037840

>>16037831
>Orc

But Elfs marry humans. Not disgusting big dirty orcs.

>> No.16037844

I never knew how much I wanted pudgy royalty until now.

>> No.16037845

>>16037778
Then I'll continue to not do anything and simply refuse her orders.

>> No.16037855

>>16037828
But anon, when she sees her daughteru after giving birth it would've all been worth it.
I just want to see how she reacts to being told "I love you" after sex.

>> No.16037858

>>16037845
But what happens when she calms down and says "a-anon please?"

>> No.16037859

>>16037844
I want to be the soldier of a conquering army who finds the fluffy princess hiding in some sort of a hole and take the opportunity to cuddlerape her.

>> No.16037862

>>16037064
Just iqdb it, the censor isn't enough to throw it off.

>> No.16037867

>>16037858
Then I'll get her a bunch of snacks as a reward spiked with hathor milk because I'm still a little peeved

>> No.16037875

>>16037858
Does she give the puppy dog eyes too?

>> No.16037877

>>16037844
I want to spoil a pudgy Anubis with chocolate and cake!

>> No.16037880

>>16037877
Would you also spoil her with your dick?

>> No.16037883

>>16037875
After wiping away the tears she gives you the eyes.

>> No.16037891

>>16037877
All the chocolate and cakes?
So much that the bakers are overworked?

>> No.16037895

>>16037891
The bakers are working double time and are payed special funds by the kingdom. Nobody but the pudgy queen knows why the funds are payed.

>> No.16037899

>>16037895
Well, if they're working that much, 'pudgy' is going to be an understatement before too long.

>> No.16037900
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16037900

Is there a name for intercrural but putting it between her shins? 'Cause that's what I want to do to this Elf. Gonna kneel on the ground, rub my dick between her legs, and sniff her butt from underneath her dress.

>> No.16037903

>>16037899
Oh don't worry. She has the liches on overwork as well. Making fat reduction potions but it seems they only reduce extra fat from the chub she already has so she has to work that chub off herself.

>> No.16037909

>>16037900
You sure she'll be ok with that?

>> No.16037913

>>16037903
Uh huh..... And if those liches go on strike because she's wasting their magical potential?

>> No.16037917

>>16037909
I don't care. If she isn't, it'll be rape.

>> No.16037919

>>16037913
Somebody really needs to teach that queen a lesson. Her addiction is a problem. But she warned anyone who cut down on her food supply they'd spend the week in the stocks. She's probably lying and she'll end up throwing a tantrum and not doing anything.

>> No.16037925

>>16037919
Eh, I'd rather convince the liches to make a fake potion.
If the queen wants to be a glutton then she's going to look like one.

>> No.16037927
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16037927

>>16037895
>>16037899
Pudgy is best when it stays just that.
Don't want to take it too far.

>> No.16037930

>>16037927
Eh, going beyond that increases the bullying potential.

>> No.16037936

>>16037930
Bullying is shit and garbage.
The non-meme term you're probably looking for is "teasing."

>> No.16037939

>>16037936
[TRIGGERED]

>> No.16037940

>>16037936
Whatever it is, I'm gonna do it.

>> No.16037945

>>16037927
Pudge and chub is perfect since you get
>more to hold
>more to massage
>more to poke

So pudge is top tier and should stay pudge. No over the limit.

>> No.16037951

>>16037840
He's not a disgusting big dirty orc. He's a nice big pure orc.

>> No.16037954

>>16037951
He's a wise orc who knows the terrible secret of Elves.

>> No.16037955
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16037955

>>16037945
I'd say pic related is the ideal amount of pudge. Here's a real question.

Should the pudge be tall or short?

>> No.16037956

>>16037939
The misuse of the term causes people to overlook how shitty actual bullying is.
When your daughteru comes home crying about how she was bullied, are you gonna squee about how kawaii it is?

>> No.16037957

>>16037951
No. Orcs must be imprisoned and Elfs must have human husbandos. I don't mind taking them.

>> No.16037959

>>16037955
Short, royal pudge does things to me.

>> No.16037961

>>16037951
>>16037954
>>16037957
Stop.

>> No.16037963

>>16037955
Both are good.

One is for sitting in your lap and squeezing while you snuggle, the other is for pressing against you from behind so all of her softness enhanced assets press against you

>> No.16037964

>>16037955
Short is preferable, but pudge and chub is good at any height

>> No.16037966

I just want a monstergirl to shitpost with.

>> No.16037967

>>16037955
That's pudge. This is chub >>16037649. I think both are acceptable but shouldn't go over chub. And chub can be tall and short. Usually pudge is tall be jade of the spread of mass. And chub is short but they can still be mixed in height. And bonus points for the wock.

>> No.16037968
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>>16037957
Orcs are made to be put on the stocks and anally reamed.

>> No.16037972

>pudge
>chubby
It's already fat and it's disgusting.

>> No.16037973

>>16037956
I think people use it in the lightest way possible. No need to overreact about it though.

>> No.16037978

>>16037973
I just don't understand why you'd use it when "teasing" exists and is exactly the word to use 90% of the time except for the meme of it.

>> No.16037980
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16037980

>>16037957
Anon no! The elves will rape the shit out of poor chained orcs! The is against war conventions!

>> No.16037981

>>16037966
Actually the internet probably would be a lot funner with monsters. It'd be a nice way to interact with them without worrying about rape

>> No.16037982

>>16037956
>Trying to order the thread not to use a term already widespread

Good luck with that.

Also, are you going to nag people whenever they say "rape" in this thread because it dilutes the severity of that term, too?

>> No.16037985

>>16037978
Ok man. You sound like you have some personal issues there. So I guess you can call it whatever you want.

>> No.16037987

>>16037980
No because elves wouldn't go for the disgusting pigs! Monster girls are for sex/marriage with human males

>> No.16037991

>>16037980
Manga title?
Is it H?

>> No.16037992

>>16037985
>personal issues
Wat

>> No.16037993

>>16037982
This

>> No.16037999
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16037999

>>16037991
Yes
Extremely H
https://exhentai.org/g/971006/ec60d6dfd1/

>> No.16038000

>>16037981
>playing some online shooter
>join game
>say single thing into mic
>every monster in the game starts making lewd noises into their mics
Id probably like it if only because im starved for affection

>> No.16038001

Just ignore the faggot crying about bullying.

>> No.16038002

>>16037999
Degenerate shit.

>> No.16038003
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16038003

>>16038001

>> No.16038005

>>16038000
> get so many steam friend invites that you can't add any more
> Constantly getting invites and people trying to chat you up
> Some even buy you games

>> No.16038007
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16038007

>>16037980
>>16037999
>male orcs are allowed now
Come the fuck on guys.

>> No.16038008

>>16038000
This would be funny to see.

>speak while playing game
>whole monster girl team is like
>"I-Is that a human male?"
>get sent hundreds of friend requests

>> No.16038013

>>16038001
But that's bullying

>> No.16038017

>>16038003
Get this heresy off my monitor.

>> No.16038019

>>16038000
>Playing an mmo
>A lamia charms people via voice chat for free items

>> No.16038020

>>16037966
what type of funposting would the different monster races come up with?

>> No.16038021

>>16038007
Weekend threads.

>> No.16038024

>>16038003
>Exposed ankles and knees
Sluts
That one in the back even has the gall to expose her elbow.

>> No.16038038

>>16037966
I'd imagine Cheshires being the best at shitposting

>> No.16038039
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16038039

>>16038020
> those chesire meme whores who spam the threads with parody black twitter posts fried to a deep golden brown because irony
Or would it be post-irony now
I don't even know

>> No.16038040

>>16038020
>dark priestess constantly evangelizing
>chunni monsters roleplaying
>motherly monsters asking anons if they've eaten yet and how much sleep they got
every site becomes a dating site

>> No.16038045

>>16038039
The irony is that those have actually become facebook-tier now.

>> No.16038052

>Video chat
>Anon is talking to a Basilisk
>She removes her mask and reveals her face

Do you have to directly look at a Basilisk's face to get blasted by her venom?

>> No.16038053

>>16037968
>orc milf
the things you never knew you wanted

>>16038008
>start shittalking to them for underperforming.
>they get horny from this, instead of angry

On the other hand I would find the one who fits the obnoxious gamer archetype hot. Dunno why but I'm attracted to chaotic women.

>>16038020
>>16038040
>there is a monsterchan.org in an alternate reality
I bet there would be a nonstop shitposting between dragon types.

>> No.16038054

>>16038040
>>motherly monsters asking anons if they've eaten yet and how much sleep they got

I want this. Hearing them panick once they hear your bad living habits must be fun.

>> No.16038056

>>16038040
>>motherly monsters asking anons if they've eaten yet and how much sleep they got

I need this. Think how nice it would be to check your social media inbox and see a motherly monster girl or onee San checking up on you. I think I'm going to cry.

>> No.16038058

>>16038053
I want to bully the orc milf by making love to an elf in front of her while she's stuck on the stocks.

>> No.16038063

>>16038053
>implying some of them dont just sex talk into the mic to throw you off and win

>> No.16038064

>>16038008
>[ThickTailPussy has sent you a friend request]
>[SuccuLove93 has sent you a friend request]
>[xXx_CursedBlade_xXx has sent you a friend request]
>1EyeBigHeart: Get real guys, "he"'s just a girl pretending so she gets preferential treatment.
>AkaBooze: DICKS OR GTFO
>[DreamQueen99 has sent you a friend request]
>[ShoggySlime has sent you a friend request]
>Palachan: You know he's not going to ram his dick into you if you friend him filthy monsters.
>Palachan has been kicked. Reason: No Paladins allowed, GTFO.
God damn it I just wanted to play video games.

>> No.16038070

>>16038053
I get golden dragons would be smug as fuck, especially when talking to lower metal ones.

>> No.16038071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-gvjtFBL8

>> No.16038074

>>16038053
> monsterchan.org
> /r9k/ goes from lonely guys complaining about tfw no gf to lonely monsters complaining about tfw no bf to rape
> maleanon feel threads are now a thing
> half the responses are bitter girls telling you to leave and the other half are begging you for skype info

>> No.16038077

>>16038064
xXx_CursedBlade_xXx sounds like fun
I bet she makes CoD montages or whatever the present equivalent is

>> No.16038078
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16038078

>>16038039
>>16038045
>Ultra CC cheshire bordering depression lurking shitposting board after shitposting board, knowing memes so dank there's barely anyone out there apart from her small taiwanese washboard maintenance tips n tricks forum that knows them
>Cringing at the young ones who think facebook-tier memes are the best things to exist, some just now finding about Chuck Norris jokes
>And from the perspective of the young ones, the oldfag CC cheshire is a dull husk who wants to outlaw fun, as if on the outside she was the absolute contrary of what a cheshire should be

>> No.16038079

>>16038074
Or complaining that some other MG snatched that one cute boy she's having her eye on

>> No.16038083

>>16038078
Are you fucking insane?

>> No.16038084
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16038084

>>16038078
A girl after my own heart

>> No.16038085

>>16038078
Man, I can't express how much I love that picture. Just look at her smile and her eyes. I want to love her so much why can't I?

>> No.16038086
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16038086

Come keep an old Oni company, Anon.

>> No.16038092

>>16038077
She just records really edgy games with a bad capture card and makes bad music videos.
She's a sweet girl though. Just working through some teen angst.
Cursed Swords have it rough during puberty.

>> No.16038095
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16038095

What is this Fox's deal?

>> No.16038096

>>16038092
> send her friend invite
> play Overwatch
> check career profile
> Nearly two days played as Reaper
> Only other character she's even touched is Genji

>> No.16038098

>>16038086
And what do I get if I keep her company?

>> No.16038099

>>16038086
>tfw can't hold my liquor

fug

>> No.16038101

>>16038095
The Fried Tofu Bandit!

>> No.16038102

>>16038077
360 no scopes trickcumshots.

>> No.16038103

>>16038095
She thinks you're trying to take her tofu.
Don't make sudden moves and let her approach you.

>> No.16038104

>>16038095
She's tsun. What do you expect? Of course she's going to take your food, she thinks you, a stupid human, don't deserve it.

>> No.16038108

>>16038064
>xXx_CursedBlade_xXx
>1EyeBigHeart: Get real guys, "he"'s just a girl pretending so she gets preferential treatment.

my sides

>>16038074
>>16038070
but you know the real fun would be on their /pol/. Just imagining makes me giggle.

>> No.16038110

I would kill myself if not for my waifu. Feeling her warmth at night is the only thing that keeps me alive!

I'm telling her.

>> No.16038111

>>16038086
> go drinking with oni so she isn't lonely
> She goes through enough sake to kill a horse just by herself
> She starts taking off more and more of her clothes as she drinks since she feels hot
> End up passing out
> Wake up with your face pressed between her cleavage

>> No.16038114

>>16038110
Do not let other Anons tell you she doesn't exist. She loves you a lot and wouldn't want to see you doing something like killing yourself.

>> No.16038115

>>16038108
> GAS THE DANUKIKES RACE WAR NOW
If only there was a kangaroo monster girl for the Aussies because then there would be some competition with Canadian whitehorns, windigos and yetis for who the worst shitposters are

>> No.16038119

What happened to .less' imgur album? Anyone backed it up or knows if there's a new one?

>> No.16038121

>>16038115
Dire Arachne

>> No.16038122

>>16038114
(This is fictional. I have loving family in real life. But it'd be cute to see how protective a Monstergirl would get.)

>> No.16038123

>>16037649

>Servant to NEET MG royalty
>Your job revolves satisfying her whims 24 hours a day
>"Master butler! Pizza rolls!"
>"Microwaved or oven-baked, Mistress?"
>"Hmm...I enjoy oven-baked more, but microwaved is much faster, isn't it? Very well! Twenty rolls microwaved, thirty oven-baked! I shall partake in the microwaved rolls until the superior rolls are baked to my satisfaction!"
>"Very well. I assume you would like-"
>"Combination! Yes!"
>"As you wish, my lady."
>She continues playing Street Fighter as you hurry to your tasks.
>You can't help but worry for her.

>> No.16038126

>>16038110
Well make it anon. 2017 is just around the corner and the portal will open.

>> No.16038127

>>16038121
Don't forget the lamias.
Lots and lots of poisonous lamias. And their eagle harpy friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0wiqkWhlPw

>> No.16038130

>>16038064
Are you kidding? I would bang the hell out of a Monstergirl who friended me. Crow Tengu and Gremlins are my favorite. If a nerd Lilim came onto me I would marry her right away.

>> No.16038132

>>16038122
>But it'd be cute to see how protective a Monstergirl would get.

If they knew how these thread talked about them, monster girls on the other universe would probably end up having daily saturday-night-comedy-tier attempts at inventing some way to cross into our universe, failing each time yet never giving up.

>> No.16038134

>>16038122
You shouldn't play with those things Anon. Some of us live for our waifus.

>> No.16038137

>>16038123
She's never going to continue her bloodline at this rate.

>> No.16038138

>>16038123
I want to cater to her like that

>> No.16038142

>>16038132
I'm now imagining a super genius Gremlin and her bumbling assistant of whatever race you care to insert for her partner trying various methods to travel through the multiverse and arrive in our world. Kind of like Pinky and the Brain. But with monster girls. And without taking over the world.
I'd watch that.

>> No.16038143

>>16038132
So much this. Monster girls would cry in enjoyment when they see how we worship them.

>> No.16038146

>>16038134
My being suicidal is fictional. Waifus are real.

>>16038126
Virtual Reality has come a long way. We're all going to make it.

>>16038132
What would [Insert Favorite Girl] do to rescue her suicidal Husband?

>> No.16038149

>>16038123
>She gets you to wait in front of an electronics store just to buy that new console everyone wants

Would you do it for her?

>> No.16038150

Help anons. I can't decide what I prefer for an Anubis waifu. I love Anubis and their character. But I can't seem to pick a body type.
>Tall, medium or short?
>thicc, pudgy or /fit/?
>hour glass, pear or regular?

>> No.16038154

>>16038150
It will come with the time.

>> No.16038155

>>16038150
>Anubis

I'm sorry, but no body type can salvage that trash MG.

>> No.16038158
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16038158

>>16034401
>The pure joy of watching One Punch Man with her.

Do you think she'd tear up at the last fight?

>> No.16038159

>>16038149
I would brave Black Friday to get her what she wanted if that's what it took

>> No.16038162
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16038162

>Wahaha! Halloween draws near! My powers will be at their strongest!

>> No.16038163

>>16038150
I think /fit/ is the best for anubis.

I don't mean huge muscle /fit/ either, just light definition.

>> No.16038169

>>16038149
Anyday. Just to see her face when I give it to her. Although it might be "k thanks I'll be in my room". But just to see her funny tantrum, I might just refuse to get her the console.

>> No.16038170

>16038155
You have to be a little more subtle than that.

>> No.16038172

>>16038150
I like the idea of pudgy pear shaped Anubis who's kind of embarrassed about her weight, but tall and fit is a close second. But any Anubis is a good Anubis at the end of the day.

>> No.16038174

>>16038115
>tfw no Aryan human bf to genocide the money grubbing globalist dragons

>> No.16038177

>>16036513
>Ever talking about your own story is attention whoring
That's a pretty stupid outlook, answering criticism and questions should always be done as long as you don't act like an insufferable faggot

>> No.16038179

>>16038154
I guess it will. Thanks.

>>16038155
O-Ok... s-sorry.

>>16038163
I agree. Just a light touch of abs. Fits a schedule dog always running around.

>> No.16038187

>>16038172
That's why I'm having a hard time deciding. All body types have their pros.

>> No.16038192

>>16038177
>Replying to bait

>> No.16038195
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16038195

>>16038177

>> No.16038199

>>16038187
Maybe you should get a normal Anubis who eats a lot but exercises a lot afterwards.

>> No.16038203

>>16038130
>Gaming group organizes a meetup.
>The moment you walk up to the table a chubby succubus and a shortstack Manticore's eyes light up.
>Meanwhile a tall lanky Cyclops with constant sex hair sighs and mutters "god damn it" while handing a smug looking Oni a $10.

>> No.16038207

>>16038040
Monsters are varied enough you could probably find all types

>> No.16038209

>>16038199
That sounds pretty nice. A fluctuation between pudge and fit. Always keeping it mixed up.

>> No.16038216

>>16038207
>harem of all Anubis body types

Need.

>> No.16038217
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16038217

I'm going to marry that girl!

>> No.16038221

>>16038203
"So Anon, which girl is your favorite?"
"It's Manticores, right? You can't beat Tailpussy!"
"I'm still a virgin. Who knows."

>> No.16038222

>>16038217
Furfag please go.

>> No.16038224

>>16038217
Would you invite me, my waifu and daughteru to your ceremony?

>> No.16038227

>>16038224
of course

>> No.16038230

>>16038221
> watching and listening them passive aggressively argue over which one of them is your favorite
> they decide to compete over it in a fighting game tourney
Who wins?

>> No.16038234

>>16038230
All of them when they realize you'd be down for loving all of them.

>> No.16038236

>>16038217
>literally furry
Why did it have to be this way

>> No.16038240

>>16038230
Manticore. Tail pussy can double as a 3rd hand for the controller if she uses it right.

>> No.16038241
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16038241

>cuddling with your dark mage waifu
>suddenly she gets the brilliant idea to polymorph your cannon while its inside her

what is the worst that could happen?

>> No.16038245

>>16038241
I get a bigger penis? I don't really know what polymorphing is.

>> No.16038248

>>16038245
>He doesn't know

>> No.16038250
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16038250

>>16038236
Give in to your temptations

>> No.16038256

>Have fetishes for male rape, Loving Femdom, lots of different girls.
>Not really disgusted by any kind of pussy. Centaurs deserve love on both ends.
>If a girl is smart and friendly I'll date her.

Where do I find a harem for this? Please include at least one Manticore.

>> No.16038260

>>16038256
Ikea

>> No.16038262

>>16037471
Mother would likely pretend to be nice and then pull me side.
> She's over seven feet tall and muscled, you actually want this right?
>Hellhound? So she's a satanist?
> She's got a nasty scar, she's probably no good
Dad likely wouldn't give a shit since he likes monster girls
Grandparents would probably never want to see me again

>> No.16038263

>>16038240
>having a tail advantage
damn cheaters

>> No.16038267

>>16038262
>Dad likes monster girls

I'm gonna guess...he saw Medusa in that movie, can't recall the english name something about Titans, the one about Perseus he said she was pretty and then you knew or started talking about it.

That or some sort of generational dad to son thing.

>> No.16038270

>>16038250
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

>> No.16038275

>>16038267
Oh yeah, my dad would probably liked if I married a cyclops now that I think about it.

>> No.16038283

>>16038078
I want to invite her to a barque and cook up some burgers where she can see them

>> No.16038284

>>16037471
At this point they'd probably just be glad that I'm not doomed to wizardhood.

>> No.16038285

>>16037471
Mom's just glad I found a nice girl.

My dad... I really don't know. He's hard to read sometimes.
He'd probably be alright though, considering he's played WoW since release and still does, and my waifu is more vanilla than spacegoats.

>> No.16038297

>>16037471
>you finally marred your waifu

Doubt it.

>> No.16038301

>>16038143
This makes my heart hurt imagining my waifu crying over how much I love her and I can't even hug her and say of course I love her

>> No.16038304

>>16038192
>>16038195
Shit. I fell for it. I'm ashamed.

>> No.16038305

>>16037471
I don't know how they would have reacted to a Wurm but it's a moot point now.

>> No.16038306

>>16038241
I imagine dark mages are regular human mages who decide to start using demonic energy for greater power
The unfortunate thing is demonic energy naturally tends towards lewd outcomes. Under normal circumstances it can be used fine but when aroused or around someone they like demonic energy can 'corrupt' the spell into something indecent.

>> No.16038307

>>16038301
Or (now this is strictly for the matter of outcomes). Maybe they'd be freaked out? And disgusted? But don't worry anon. That wouldn't happen.

>> No.16038309
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16038309

>>16038270

>> No.16038311

>>16038301
there are thousands of lonely MGs on a bizarro world anon. They are probably posting about it now.

>> No.16038313

>>16038309
Fuck off furfag.

>> No.16038314

>>16038267
He watched MonMusume when it aired, thought it was funny and cute, he watches whatever catches his eye from the seasons. I think he's watching Drifters right now, and he has Black Lagoon and Hellsing Ultimate on blu ray. He keeps asking when MonMusume will get a season 2. I just pray he doesn't find MGE.

>> No.16038318

>>16038314
Who is his favorite girl?

>> No.16038320

>>16038313
My stepfather beat me so badly my nose was destroyed and all they had was a dead alley cat to replace mine with.

But at least I don't stick my dick in horse pussy, faggot.

>> No.16038326

>>16038318
Miia, followed by Rachnera and then Zombina.

>> No.16038328

>>16038309
Although this is very true. And saved. But, there is a line. When her body is covered in relatively thick fur is different. I agree the line is quite stupid and hard to understand.

>> No.16038329

>>16038314
Oh boy, that's some rare dad, does he use the internet regularly? Because the DVD thing tips me that he doesn't.

Because if he does use it regularly...he probably knows, and you both are hoping the other doesn't. Shit this could be a fun short anime.

>> No.16038333

>>16038326
He's a man of refined taste.

>> No.16038334

>>16038326
Absolutely supreme taste if I say so myself, the same as me in fact. How odd...

>> No.16038335

>>16038326
>Zombina
Nice.

>> No.16038338 [DELETED] 

>>16038333
Trips speak the truth

>> No.16038339

>>16038309
Take a hike faggot

>> No.16038346

Alright, I translated the Titania since someone kind've sort've indirectly asked for her. But now it's time for something a little more personal. It's time for the Kikimora's bonus art.

http://i.imgur.com/wVlRztg.jpg

>仕事をしている彼女達に手を出してしまう主人は多い。その淫らな性を出さない清廉な姿もまた,魔物が男性を誘惑する手段のひとつなのである。
"Much of her work will be halted as her master puts a hand upon her. To appear so honest while also hiding an indecent nature, it is assuredly one of the ways Mamono seduce men."

When the Kiki first came out I kinda just thought she was alright, and then I didn't think too deep beyond that. Following the release of MGE2, and my sudden decision to make Gremlin my waifu, I also suddenly found myself thinking about what the Kiki would be like as a waifu. I couldn't help but gain a sudden infatuation with these fluffy encouraging maids, and now they're among my favorite of all mamono. I still think I would have more in common with a Gremlin, though.

>> No.16038350

>>16037147
Not him, but it sounds exactly like what the guy wants.

>> No.16038354

>>16038333
>>16038334
>>16038335
Yeah he's got top tier taste in anime and games
>>16038329
He games all the time, we coop regularly. I know he goes on /k, /a and /v when he wants a laugh

>> No.16038367

>>16037306
>Get rid of thick thighs
Are you gay?

>> No.16038370

>>16038346
>Alright, I translated the Titania since someone kind've sort've indirectly asked for her.
Gto a link to this? Missed it?

>> No.16038371

>>16037132
>Muscle on a Wight would just look weird.
It would be more natural than no muscle on a wight. Most of them are heros who died in battle. Wouldn't be too many who aren't heroes but are just royalty and even then I bet royalty is fit and able to defend itself and its country.

>> No.16038375

>>16038354
Shit he also browses my past favorite boards, if my experience is any worth, he should at least know about MGE. Maybe he's right here, right now, hearing his son talk about waifus and shit.

This gets more fun with every post.

>> No.16038380

>>16038370
See: >>16030278

>> No.16038383

>>16038371
I don't know. Looking at the one in the profile muscle really doesn't go along with her.

>> No.16038388

>>16037471
>Conservative parents
>Father more Christian after years of military service
>Coming home with a Shoggoth or a Wight

I'd imagine mild to severe disappointment, so nothing out of the ordinary.

>> No.16038391
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16038391

Which Monster Girl has the most spectacular hair?

>> No.16038392

>>16038307
Going on the assumption they talk about us the same way we talk about them, I'm delighted someone even likes the idea of me that much.
Personally I think we owe it to them to break the dimensional barrier and go to their world and make them happy, so anyone who has a Ph.D in theoretical physics and posts here, get working.

>> No.16038397

>>16038149
>go to the electronic's store
>wait an hour. get a text asking if you got there all right
>an hour later get another text praising you for your diligence
>another hour, another text asking if you're all right, if you packed something warm, she's been looking at the weather and it looks to be a chilly night...
>it's midnight and she calls you. not to hear your voice or anything but just so she knows you're still in front of the store and not having fun in an arcade or something
>1AM. tells you to forget about the console and just come home. she can't get to sleep without you to tuck her in. what do you mean she usually stays up until dawn? the nerve!
>2AM. begs you to come home. she can't do anything without you
>3AM. you really hope your dataplan can cover all these texts saying how much she misses you.
>4AM. asks you to send her a picture of yourself in front of the store. oblige. only fuels her desire for more.
>5AM. asks you to pick up cake on the way home. otherwise she'll hate you forever. she hates you, too. make it chocolate.
>6AM. grab console and run back, picking up chocolate cake from the convenience store. open door to her room and she jumps out at you, her face in tears. tells you to never leave her again and sobs uncontrollably.
>7AM. console lies on the table unopened with emptied cake box. ojou-sama asleep in your arms on her bed. can't clean shit like this. yare yare daze

>> No.16038400

>>16038391
Kejourou. Not even a fucking argument.

>> No.16038401

>>16038391
Kej

>> No.16038407

>>16038346
I also kinda forgot to mention, but with this I've translated a total of 10 of the 50 bonus arts.

>> No.16038410

>>16038309
>Covered in fur
>Has a muzzle
Still furry.

>> No.16038412

>>16038346
>those eyes on her wrist plumage
Aww shit knigga, that's not a Kiki!

>> No.16038413

Which girl would convince me not to kill myself?

>> No.16038414

>>16038391
Overdrive rainbow dire Kej

>> No.16038416

>>16038375
Stop you're making me paranoid. I write for this place for fucks sake, if my family saw that shit I'd become even more a recluse.

>> No.16038417

>>16038371
>Most of them
Not this shit again

>> No.16038420

>>16038391
My waifu

>> No.16038423

>>16038412
That's jewelry

>> No.16038427

>>16038412
But she's always had those eyes on her

>> No.16038430

>>16038383
>Looking at the one in the profile
That's just a single member of the species.

>> No.16038432

>>16038417
Seriously, I'm pretty sure snooty nobility is more commonplace then fucking heroes. And even then, not all heroes need muscle. Especially when magic is involved.

>> No.16038433

>>16038413
An Undead. They can tell you it's not worth it.

>> No.16038437

>>16038416
I said this shit gets funnier! So you are a writefag too? My, wonder if your dear father had some crazy faps reading your shit. Who knows, maybe he's trying some kinky shit with your mom, assuming a somewhat happy family.

Someday say something to him, like bob is a faggot or that wurms are love, see what happens.

>> No.16038438

>>16038096
At least she's not a Hanzo player.

>> No.16038440

>horror movies with monsters
>cabin in the woods with monster girls
>humans put into woods
>several monsters from large catalog released
i want it

>> No.16038441
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>>16038432
I want to meet a Paladin-chan's Wight!

>> No.16038442

>>16038383
The one in the profile doesn't look like every wight ever. And that one is too soft and elegant I agree but maybe it's just been a while since she'd had to hone her body. Grown soft.

Besides I think the dress is playing a bit of illusion here. Slap some armor on her and I'm sure she'd loo the part.

>> No.16038443

>>16038437
>Your father is Bob

>> No.16038446

>>16038441
>half-swording

muh dick

>> No.16038447

>>16038437
My parents are divorced, but please no I don't want to think of that. I've written some raunchy smut. Tell ya what, I'm eating soon though and it's his birthday dinner. Give me a reference to write in his birthday card. Might as well make dinner interesting.

>> No.16038450

>>16038446
She's gonna half-sword my dick pretty soon, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16038451

>>16038443
Now that's mean, let's not assume that so soon, we all know bob has shit taste anyway and his dad doesn't. I hope for him at least.

>> No.16038452

>>16038443
>Your father is Bob
>He dies of a brain aneurysm when you're 18
Like fucking pottery

>> No.16038454

>>16038430
I know it doesn't represent all of them, but if they are fancy nobiblity like that then I don't think muscles would work for them.

>>16038442
Maybe it's the dress, maybe it's just her fancy look. Who knows?

Maybe someone should draw a muscle Wight to see how she looks.

>> No.16038456

>>16038443
Reality can't be that cruel can it?

>> No.16038457

>>16038441
You're holding it wrong.

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>>16038443
Bob wouldn't be raising his own biological kids.

>> No.16038468

>>16038417
What's your beef?
>>16038432
>Snooty nobility
So you're just angry that you can't call them all snob cunts
>Undead raised from the corpses of a few superior individuals such as royalty and heroes.
Who's more likely to die in battle, royalty or a hero? I mean, first you're working off the premise that Wights are common at all, secondly, aren't heroes commonplace? I thought the order was practically churning them out. It's easier to make a hero than it is to make royalty.

So yeah, Most of them would be heroes, and combatants usually have muscle on them yes.

>> No.16038473

>>16038447
Every single post is even better, what were the odds really? I guess you could always scream at him to tell you he's not bob, just to be sure.

Help me anons, we need something subtle, but not too subtle. Maybe something mentioning latenight? It's a pretty simple name that could work in the card with some joke, but I'm not seeing how to make it somewhat thread related.

Or you could scream fat cat ass.

>> No.16038477

>>16038454
>Maybe someone should draw a muscle Wight to see how she looks.
Maybe. It might just be better to take a picture of a girl in armor and paint her a light blue.

>> No.16038479

>>16038473
>Give him a pizza box with a picture of a chesire ass in it
Fucking golden

>> No.16038484

>>16038441
She looks out of it, like she took a mace to the head or something. I wanna nurse her.

>> No.16038487

>>16038479
Yeah just now I thought about that, It's foolproof! And not that hard to draw.

>> No.16038492

>>16038484
She's going to die, after all. She might already be fatally wounded by that point.

>> No.16038493

I just want to relax with my face in an Anubis fluffy tail. Is that just too much to ask?

>> No.16038497

>>16038463
Would he be the beta cuck to a transwoman and his legal wife?

>> No.16038499

>>16038433
>I regret my suicide.
>Why?
>Because I'm still here!

>> No.16038501

>>16038493
Even tanuki have better tails.
Anubis keep getting sand in theirs.

>> No.16038504

>>16038487
I don't have a pizza box on hand. All these thread jokes and I can't think of a simple reference.

>> No.16038512

>>16038504
Mention Sabbath and little girls.

>> No.16038516

>>16038463
I want to make Suzuka-sama bear my biological kids.

>> No.16038517

>>16038504
Is he called Steve by any chance? That would be a simple one. Or maybe you could ask about his opinion on finngolians, or what awawa means.

>> No.16038518

>>16038512
Too overt. Why not write C is for Cookie-Wurm and put it in a cookie jar?

>> No.16038521

>>16038499
>implying they don't love their new Undeath.
Nothing stopping a corpse from killing herself again. Her continued existence is proof that things got better

>> No.16038525

>>16038517
>Awawawa
We played Until Dawn together. This could work.
>>16038518
I like this

>> No.16038527

>>16038468
Depends on how much a normal zombie needs to have sex and gain enough mana to become a wight, the upgraded zombies could outnumber either the heroes and royalty.

>> No.16038531

>>16038525
Until dawn together? How appropiate, it seems we have some plans going. This could make my night, that's how bored I am.

>> No.16038532

>>16038521
But then she'll just be a Re-dead.

>> No.16038546

>>16038400
>>16038401
But she seems so lame

>>16038414
I guess that would solve that problem though.

>> No.16038558

>>16038532
So? Dead is still dead, she doesn't like life/unlife so much she can just go and kill herself again. Leave behind a will saying she doesn't want to be re-ressurected.

>>16038527
Potentially. But then muscle zombies wouldn't be especially rare either. As peasants, most would have labor intensive jobs, no? That builds muscle.

>> No.16038564

>>16038501
That's why you help her brush out the sand. Because food husbands always help their wives.

>> No.16038574

>Some girl pornstars don't want to cum, because they'll feel degenerate.

I'd like to see this with a guy in MGE. Crying while a girl tears the orgasms out of his dick

>> No.16038579

>>16038574
That's what would happen to me if a Manticore used her tailpussy.

>> No.16038580

>>16038574
What is he, a stage one alp?

>> No.16038590

>Be Hunter in the Forbidden Woods
>You were told by the elders to stay out of Diana's forest so close to the Winter Solstice, but you intended to hunt a stag for the festival
>Get considerably lost, the thick roots and underbrush making navigation impossible
>You can't even tell if it's day or night anymore, the branches reaching for the heavens overhead and blocking out everything in a lush green blanket
>That's when you hear it, the sound of water and a soft, flighty melody coming from what sounds like a flute
>Keep traveling in its general direction, staying low to avoid detection if they'd be an enemy to you. After all, Wolves were vicious when the moon was full.
>Looking through the brush, you see a woman's figure reclining against a tree near the water, her lower body obscured by the light blue pool
>She's tall and muscular, you'd wager, almost looking more like a statue crafted by a sculptor than a woman
>Her hair is incredibly long, pooling around her shoulders, a deep ruddy brownish-red
>On top of her head are two curved horns not unlike a goat or ram's, her eyes closed as she continues to play her strange flute
>She pauses when you move out of viewing her, her gruff voice lacking in any politeness expected of the fairer sex
"Oi, If you're goin' ta peek y' might as well jump in too."

>> No.16038593

>>16038468
>So you're just angry that you can't call them all snob cunts
That's some prime projecting right there. I was specifically referring to the nobility that sits around and mocks the peasents, which is entirely likely in Order-driven territories. More fit nobility like knights and the like are a different matter. Also, what part of the Wight mentions they need to die in battle? Are Wights Nordic?

>It's easier to make a hero than it is to make royalty
A hero must be blessed by the Chief God directly. Nobility need only be born. Do the math.

>> No.16038594

>>16038580
He started doing porn for the money. Not cumming lets him retain some dignity. It's just acting, not full on sex! He's delusional.

>> No.16038605

>>16038593
>Also, what part of the Wight mentions they need to die in battle?
Logic. Are you going to raise a dead hero or break into a heavily guarded royal crypt and bring some old bones to life?
The former. The latter once your undead armies have conquered. And we haven't heart about much conquering.
>Are Wights Nordic?
Hnnnnnng

>> No.16038611

>>16038346
Any chance of translating the Hellhound one?

>> No.16038622

>>16038531
Alright. I'm going to do the C is for cookie plan. Will tell you how it goes.

>> No.16038631

>>16038605
And tell us, what battles do all these heroes keep dying in when the monsters don't generally kill people?

You're just headcanoning to justify forcing your shit fetish.

>> No.16038633

>>16038580
Porn there is a very dangerous proffesion for boys. Many of them are tricked or coerced into it.

>> No.16038649

>>16038631
>girls with muscle is a shit fetish
Fuck you too, faggot.
>what battles do all these heroes keep dying in when the monsters don't generally kill people?
You do know that monsters will kill in self defense yeah? There's an awful lot of self defense going on in war.

And when it's not some bumfuck peasant you can slap down and rape but a hero that you can't afford to not take seriously, there's less room for non fatal means. And that compunction to not kill human men isn't as strong when it's a female knight.

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16038662

That helpful girl from down the way said you could hunt on her family's property.

You should go anon, I'm sure nothing out of the ordinary will happen.

>> No.16038664

>>16038605
>Are you going to raise a dead hero or break into a heavily guarded royal crypt and bring some old bones to life?
Fair 'nuff. But the profile definitely mentions nobility can also be wights, and I'm fairly certain KC wasn't thinking of the ones that fight when he wrote that. I'm also vaguely certain that no one really needs to be around to "raise" an undead. They just need their body to be hit with enough undead demonic energy. Which would come from an undead demon realm. Which would naturally form in the presence of a large enough number of undead. Maybe even right on top of that "royal crypt" that no one cares about.

>>16038611
I was actually planning on doing that one next, since I know the thread is so coocoo for cocoahounds.

>> No.16038665

Sweet waifu dreams to you. Remember, she loves you.

>> No.16038667

>>16038662
Gonna snuggle the deer.
Gotta snuggle the deer.

>> No.16038670

>>16038667
Reindeer, you racist.

>> No.16038672

>>16038662
Nice, I've been looking for somewhere new I can shoot/hunt.

>> No.16038676

>>16038662
It's rare to see deer out and about this time of year

>> No.16038679

>>16038664
>But the profile definitely mentions nobility can also be wights
Nope. Says royalty.
>They just need their body to be hit with enough undead demonic energy. Which would come from an undead demon realm. Which would naturally form in the presence of a large enough number of undead. Maybe even right on top of that "royal crypt" that no one cares about.
Well I didn't consider that, but is that truly the case? Isn't necromancy a little too complex to just kind of "happen"?

>> No.16038682

>>16038670
I'm still going to snuggle her and give her fermented apple cider.

>> No.16038701

>>16038096
What would MGs think of me if I have a little under two days of D.va?. Would I attract gremlins?

>> No.16038707
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>>16038667
>>16038672
>>16038676
Little known fact about that girl from down the way.

Her father was a famous Sniper, for the Cobras.

>> No.16038726

>>16038679
>Nope. Says royalty.
Huh, so it does. It makes royalty Wights less common. But I'm sure they would be even less likely to be fighters in that case.

>Well I didn't consider that, but is that truly the case?
"Corpses in lands such as the demon realm that are full of demonic energy will most certainly resurrect as the undead, but aside from that, there are also many who are intentionally infused with demonic energy and resurrected directly by monsters. Also, since it's in the nature of demonic energy to bind with powerful human emotions, it easily gathers in the corpses of those women who died with strong regrets, and those who left behind a man they deeply loved , so even in lands where there is little demonic energy, undead outbreaks are not uncommon."

^From the first World Guide.

>> No.16038732

>>16038701
They'd probably think you have good taste in characters
And memes aside I think gremlins would play either her or a lot of Torbjorn.

>> No.16038743

>>16038726
>But I'm sure they would be even less likely to be fighters in that case.
This is true, but it also depends on the culture. Quite a few have their leaders fighting on the front lines too.

>>16038726
>"Corpses in lands such as the demon realm that are full of demonic energy will most certainly resurrect as the undead, but aside from that, there are also many who are intentionally infused with demonic energy and resurrected directly by monsters. Also, since it's in the nature of demonic energy to bind with powerful human emotions, it easily gathers in the corpses of those women who died with strong regrets, and those who left behind a man they deeply loved , so even in lands where there is little demonic energy, undead outbreaks are not uncommon."
Maybe this is the case of skeletons and zombies, but I highly doubt you'll get wights out of it.

>> No.16038744
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16038744

Overwatch and Monstergirls.

New picture fresh from Imperium's stream.
I think Miia makes for a good Mercy.

>> No.16038747

>>16038707
So does that mean she can give me some tips?

>> No.16038748

>>16038732
>Your Gremlin Waifu starts working on a D.Va cosplay.
>Builds a fucking mech.
>Insists on riding with you, and sits on your lap to work the controls.

>> No.16038753

>>16038665
I don't mind not dreaming with my waifu. My dreams are always cool and would be cooler if she was in them.

>> No.16038757

>>16038744
Fabulous

>> No.16038765
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>>16038744
Mercy should always pocket Mei

>> No.16038771

>>16038649
Besides, all those dead paladin-chans are going to leave a lot of crying squires who can easily be pressured into "healing" sex with their captors.

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16038772

>>16038744
It's the best skin for Mercy too, I don't even care if the staff is wrong

>> No.16038777

Human girls are best.

Who /humanwaifu/ here.

>> No.16038778

>>16038241
God i want her. I dont want to wait 20 weeks or however fucking long its going to be godammit.

>> No.16038780

>>16038622
Cool, keep me posted.

>> No.16038785

>>16038772
Staff was a compromise. Artist had to go eat and it would have taken too much canvas space, so they settled on this. The requester was cool with it.
Besides, it's fitting for both Miia and Mercy.

>> No.16038791

>>16038743
>This is true, but it also depends on the culture. Quite a few have their leaders fighting on the front lines too.
Yeah, we usually call those kinds of cultures "The good ones".

>Maybe this is the case of skeletons and zombies, but I highly doubt you'll get wights out of it.
I'm pretty sure Wights are no exception here. Especially since they're just Zombies+. The profile only mentions that they're "Undead raised from the corpses of a few superior individuals such as royalty and heroes". If a dead hero or princess just happened to be laying around somewhere, there's no reason they couldn't be risen as well. Although I imagine it would take more Mamonobama then a simple Zombie.

>> No.16038795

>>16038777
Have fun getting cucked.

>> No.16038797

>>16038777
Are you talking about 2D or 3D? Depending on your answer, I might have to call you a fag or a cuck.

>> No.16038801

>>16038777
Back in the day, maybe.

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>>16038765
Anubutt dressed as Pharah when?

>> No.16038806

>>16038795
>>16038801
Why did you even respond?

>> No.16038816

>>16038806
Because I'm a free man, who lives only for the sake of his desires.

>> No.16038820

>>16038791
What does a newly raised wight do? Turn the immediate area around them to form her new undead kingdom?

>> No.16038825
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>>16038777
Humans are made to be bred!
I want to take a warm bath with a human girl and sniff her hair for an hour!

>> No.16038828

>>16038791
Perhaps, but I dont like it. If a saturation of ambient mamono mana was enough to raise a wight there's no reason to think that you won't get tonnes of dark matter and lilim popping up to.

>> No.16038837

>>16038805
After she moves out of Canada and goes to a warmer climate, her ears tips are going to freeze

>> No.16038838

>>16038828
Lilim don't pop up out of the ground like that idiot. They come out of the demon lord. Haven't you ever watched her giving birth?

>> No.16038845

>>16038838
>Haven't you ever watched her giving birth?

delet this

>> No.16038847

>>16038838
Wonder how much a season pass goes for

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>>16038838
Today is the day we remind them

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16038853

>>16038837
But the cold weather makes cuddling even better!

>> No.16038854

>>16038838
>Mamono mana is enough to take bones and turn them into a wight
>Mamono mana is enough to take a lesser succubus/humangirl/succubus and turn her into a lilim

>> No.16038857

Are there Lilim who care about science?

>> No.16038860

>>16038851
>that was over a year ago
golly gee

>> No.16038864

>>16038797
>>16038795
2D of course.

>> No.16038865

>>16038857
NEEEEEEERDS

>> No.16038867

Does the anon who does the translations post here or do they just pop in whenever there's a translation to post?

>> No.16038871

>>16038864
Fag.

>> No.16038873

>>16038853
NEET Anubutts need an anon to give them structure in their lives! A scheduledog with no schedule is no scheduledog at all!

>> No.16038874

>>16038871
No you.

>> No.16038878

>>16038873
What kind of bizarro world is it where this is said?

>> No.16038879

>>16038851
>that was only a year ago
Where does time go?

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>>16038873
NEET schedule dogs do have structure! They wake up, masturbate, shower, eat, shitpost, masturbate again, shitpost for a few more hours, eat, and then sleep!

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I get the feeling Plague reads this thread sometimes.

>> No.16038887

>>16038778
I hope some scans the second encyclopedia and posts it on panda like the other books.

>> No.16038899

>>16038820
Sort've depends on the individual I guess.
>They are high-rank undead that control numerous other undead, and those powerful wights that rule over an especially great number of undead sometimes create demon realms of everlasting night known as “undead kingdoms,” and reign as monarchs of the undead.
>Sometimes

>>16038828
Lilim don't just "pop up". And Dark Matters are basically elementals that exist wherever high concentrations of demonic energy exists. They might even be a common occurrence, frighteningly enough.

>>16038867
If you're referring to the one that translates the bonus art, I hang around and post fairly often. I translate mostly whenever I feel like it, as it takes a fair bit of time for me to do so. I never post my translations anywhere else but here. Anyone is free to spread them around, though. Just so long as you remember they're the translations of an amateur in practice.

>> No.16038900

>>16038883
Weird, am I a schedule dog?

>> No.16038906

>>16038899
>Lilim don't just "pop up"
Why not? They are just supercharged succubi. Unless you mean to imply that a blood relation to the DL is a prerequisite

>> No.16038912

>>16038906
Yes, word of God is that lilims can only be made through birth.

>> No.16038913

>>16038906
That is the pre-requisite, yes.

>> No.16038914

>>16038906
>blood relation to the DL is a prerequisite
That is what KC has said, yes.

>> No.16038917

>>16038912
>>16038913
>>16038914
>Replying to bait

>> No.16038918

>>16038906
Dude

>> No.16038925

>>16038906
OC Lilims are supercharged succubi that DL adopted. True Lilims are her real daughters.

>> No.16038928

>>16038925
>OC Lilims are supercharged succubi that DL adopted.
wat

>> No.16038932

>>16038928
He's making shit up, pay him no mind.

>> No.16038934

>>16038906
I've actually legitimately wondered the same thing. Someone really needs to ask KC if a strong enough Succubus can technically be considered a Lilim or if there's something more to it then that.

>>16038912
>>16038913
>>16038914
You guys know that the DL is a Succubus, right?

>> No.16038938

Reminder not to reply to bait

>> No.16038942

>>16038934
Are you retarded

Also
>replying to yourself

>> No.16038943

>>16038932
KC is my dad and he told me that.

>> No.16038946

>>16038938
Then I'll reply to you. UNLESS YOU ARE BAIT TOO!

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>>16038934
>The DL is a Succubus
She's also Lilith, who is by far the most powerful and well-known Succubus to have ever existed across any form of fucking media. But whether or not that's her true identity is just speculation by me because the Lilim are her daughters in Zoharistic Kabbalism.

>> No.16038955

>>16038883
>NEET schedule dogs do have structure
I'll break her schedule by taking her outside and trying to break her out of her bad habits! At least three hours of being outside a day or no footrubs!

>> No.16038957

>>16038950
>Zoharistic Kabbalism

I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16038963

>>16038912
>>16038913
>>16038914
Where does it say this? The profile doesn't mention any kind of pre-requisite, only that Lilim are all daughters of the DL. And while that may seem self explanatory, it doesn't state that a succubus achieving similar levels of power couldn't become one.

It's entirely possible that so far the only lilims to be observed are the daughters of the DL and no other succubus has reached that height of power via other means.

>Arch Imps are to imps as lilim are to succubi - mutant offspring so powerful that they constitute a qualitatively different species altogether, with the lighter hair and tails that seem to denote magical strength among the succubus family. However, arch imps in many cases are oblivious to their own power, and unconsciously scatter bewitching charms like the alice

I mean it's not as if there is no precedent.

>bait! bait! It's bait don't reply to bait!
fuck off.

>> No.16038969

>>16038957
Don't give him (You)s, fuckwit.

>> No.16038970
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16038970

>>16038955
No footrubs? You monster!

>> No.16038972

So, you guys want to hear about my OC Lilim? She's pretty cute I'll tell you that much.

>> No.16038978

>>16038963
First paragraph in the Encyclopedia Entry.

"A general term for the daughters of the Demon Lord who possess both incredible magic power and beauty that captivates men and won’t let them go. They have pale skin and pure white hair, which they share in common with the Demon Lord and red eyes full of demonic energy."

Now fuck off with your baiting, Bollocks.

>> No.16038982
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16038982

Weekends are fun. What would you go and do with a MG during the weekend?

>> No.16038983

>>16038972
Sure. Go ahead and go into extreme detail about this lilim of yours. Don't worry, I won't steal the ideas.

>> No.16038987

So I did some digging.
Encyclopedia 1 was released 12/31/2010 and got scans 09/26/2011
World guide 1 was released 9/14/2011 and got bad scans on 09/06/2011 but good scans on 01/19/2012
World guide 2 was released 09/12/2012 and got scans on 10/20/2012
The large gap between the release of the first encyclopedia and its scans I would guess came from the fact that all the profiles were already online and that it didnt have that great a following yet. The world guides got scans within a couple months of coming out. However, it should be noted that all these scans came from different people. So i guess its perfectly possible that we get scans of the remaining profiles from the second encyclopedia in the next month or so. Granted they are getting released anyways, but so far it looks like its at a rate of one per four weeks, with a new monster every other two weeks.

>> No.16038989

>>16038397
God damn it, I want this.
I just want a cute Ojou-sama to walk up to me at school and make me her servant before doing shit like this.

>> No.16038990

>>16038983
>He didn't say donut steel

He deserves it, honestly

>> No.16038997

>>16038983
So check this out, she is upside down. She also has a side ponytail and a skirt that isn't affected by gravity.

>>16038990
Damn. Donut steel!

>> No.16038998

>>16038978
>Baiting!
>Bollocks!
It doesn't become any truer the more you blindly repeat it you cunt. How about you go back, re-read and answer my question.

Jesus since when were you faggots so prickly about lilims. You'd think I was trying to justify yuri or something.

>> No.16038999

>>16038987
*a new monster not from the second encyclopedia every other two weeks, between the profiles from the second encyclopedia.

>> No.16039001

>>16038997
>upside down

Does that mean her skirt-

>isn't affected by gravity

shit

>> No.16039006

>>16038982
Probably for a nice walk in the park before she dragged me off to adventures.

>> No.16039008

>>16038972
unless it has a gnarly huge demon penis, i don't care

>> No.16039011

I want to charge my Tanuki waifu for snuggles and watch as she has to combat the most intrinsic fiber of her being to paw over the five bucks for an hour of snuggles, only to see the relief on her face when i give her a coupon for "no charge snuggles and tail brushies" and tip her 5 bucks for the service.

>> No.16039012

>>16038998
>>16038998
It's been stated by Kenkou Cross himself that the Lilim are the daughters of the Demon Lord. Arch Imps are only considered 'The Lilims of Imps' because they have an exceptional amount of magical energy. Succubi don't go up in power levels like they're goddamned Saiyans. They're either born a Lilim, converted from a human woman, or are born as Succubi.

It's the same thing with Baphomets. You're either born one or through extraordinary circumstances like that girl from Baphomet Complex, are monsterized by an extremely powerful monster like a Lilim.

Now fuck off and go back to complaining in the TFT discord about how you can't write you passive aggressive funposting shitheel.

>> No.16039032

>>16038963
>Just like the Demon Lord, they are beings that have the demonic energy of all the monsters in the world contained within their bodies.
A normal succubus probably couldn't get that unless she got it from the DL herself. Or somehow went on an epic journey and sucked up the special energy of every different kind of Mamono on the planet. But I somehow don't think that would work.

>> No.16039037

>>16039012
Imp > Arch imp
Zombie > Wight
Lesser Succubus > Succubus > Lilim?

>It's the same thing with Baphomets
Except there's no evident progression there.

>It's been stated by Kenkou Cross himself that the Lilim are the daughters of the Demon Lord
Yes but are ALL lilim the daughters of the demon lord, or are all the demon lord's daughters lilim? This is an important distinction and I haven't seen any language in the profile to indicate that only a daughter of the demon lord my be a lilim. Just that all the currently known lilim happen to be the DLs daughters, presumable because she is the only entity powerful enough to give birth to such a creature.

And when nothing in MGE comes close to the DL's level it's entirely possible that the only reason the only lilim we see comes from what might as well be a god at this point, is because nothing else comes close to that realm of power.

I'd be interested to see the question posed to KC

>Now fuck off and go back to complaining in the TFT discord about how you can't write you passive aggressive funposting shitheel.
You're embarrassing yourself

>> No.16039044

>>16039037
>Yes but are ALL lilim the daughters of the demon lord, or are all the demon lord's daughters lilim? This is an important distinction and I haven't seen any language in the profile to indicate that only a daughter of the demon lord my be a lilim. Just that all the currently known lilim happen to be the DLs daughters, presumable because she is the only entity powerful enough to give birth to such a creature.
The profile literally states it's a term reserved for the daughters of the Demon Lord since they're essentially her Mini-Mes. Fucking bait harder.

>> No.16039045

>>16039037
Its from the Q&A

Are there really no human girls that became Lilim (even though other monster girls)? Something like a [monsterization counsellor for women] that deals with monsterization of various kinds despite being a former human would be interesting (note: not quite sure about the grammar in that last sentence).[20]

One basically can't turn into a Lilim. If we assume you could then it would need the Demon Lord to do it, and there are rumours about her adopting a single human girl. However, even then it would put a great burden on the demon lord, and it would be very difficult if said girl doesn't posses some great talent (as Inma). A monsterization counsellor sounds fun though. w

>> No.16039047

>>16038970
Hey, all she needs to to is step away from the computer and out the door for a few hours! I'll give her pawpads a rub so immaculate that she'll be a quivering, ahegaoing mess!

>> No.16039050

>>16039045
Okay, that answers that then. Thanks.

>> No.16039059

>>16039050
No problem. That was my first reply to the whole thing. Not alot of people bother to dig through the Q&A over on the wiki but theres some nice stuff there.

>> No.16039061

Stop replying.

>> No.16039067

>>16039044
>The profile literally states it's a term reserved for the daughters of the Demon Lord
I already got my answer from this anon >>16039045, but I'd just like to point out that it says "Lilim is the collective name given" Not reserved. If you're going to lie and twist words at least do it well.

>> No.16039071

>>16039067
>Lie and twist words
You're literally retarded. Not figuratively, but literally. Now fuck off back to TFT.

>> No.16039081

Your favorite monster, and why?

Go.

>> No.16039082

>>16039071
Not him, but holy shit why are you being such an elitist faggot over something so trivial? You strike me as the kind of shitheel that screams at children for believing in Santa.

>> No.16039084

>>16039067
>If you're going to lie and twist words
My face when I have no face for this

>> No.16039088

>>16039071
>Now fuck off back to TFT.
You really, really want me to be Bollocks don't you? You're strangely invested in this.

>>16039084
Isn't it? Given =/= reserved. If you reserve something for some one, only that person may have it. But if you give something to some one, that isn't to say that it's the only person you may give it to.

>> No.16039092

>>16039081
Hellhound because she's my waifu. I like how they look and the air of confidence they would have.

>> No.16039098

>>16039081
>Lich
Why is a bit harder. I like undead and the whole experimenting part. I'm half-and -half when it comes to the kuudere part. But that can be "fixed" by breaking their phylactery.

>> No.16039100

>>16039081
Cupid.
Brown skin, kuuderes in berets with short hair.

>> No.16039101
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>>16039081
Centaurs. I don't even know why. I've never particularly cared for horses, but I like centaurs a lot.
Moths are a close second and it's because they're so fluffy. I just wanna bury my head in that neck scruff and go to sleep.

>> No.16039102

>>16039081
Minotaur, because big beefy bovines are best especially dominate ones

>> No.16039104
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16039104

>>16039081
Automatons because I'm a /m/an,

>> No.16039105
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16039105

>>16039047
What about ear rubs and tail brushing?

>> No.16039108

>>16039104
What would be the first upgrade you would install on a Automaton?

>> No.16039109

>>16039104
Good taste. She's new and I feel bad about picking a new waifu but fuck i love my robots.
> tfw you will never have an automaton and teach her what its like to be human and understand human emotion through hilarious and awkward misadventures

>> No.16039110

>>16039081
Gremlins. For the potential of a very explosive and fun relationship, and because she would share my love of machines. I want nothing more then to attend a party of Gremlins, and just fuck everything up together.

>> No.16039112

>>16039105
That cat won't be laughing when I eat a raging mushroom, bend her over her desk and fuck her until she passes out.

>> No.16039117

>>16039082
I'm being an 'elitist' because the idiot is denser than a fucking dwarf star. Word of God from Kenkou Cross is that Lilim is a blanket term for the Demon Lords' daughters, and until he says otherwise, that's what it's used for.

They don't just fucking magically appear like a goddamned Greek Demi-God after Zeus decided he was going to fuck a woman as a golden shower.

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16039120

>>16039081
Kitsune.

The meeting ground between monsters that are "beastly" and monsters that are civilized. A force you might never quite wrap your head around, yet they love you all the same.
Fluffy tail is a bonus.

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16039122

>>16039108
There are so many different types of mobile suit weaponry and design features I'm fond of.

In that regard I'd just have to flip a coin and commission a Gremlin for a magitek/clockwork version of those features.

>> No.16039125

>>16039109
Home Defense system.

>> No.16039128

>>16039117
You're the retard who can't into nuance though. Until that anon posted the QA where KC specifically said that you can't "make" a lilim by other means, all I had to go off was the profile that stated that the term was used to refer to DL's daughters. No even exclusively mind you. And all that indicated to me was that as of yet there was no evidence of a lilim who wasn't the daughter of the DL. Not that one could not exist.

>> No.16039131

>>16039108
Breast Fire, of course.

>> No.16039132

>>16039102
Would you enjoy a Minotaur pinning you down and molesting you with her tits?

>> No.16039134

>>16039108
Feet jets so that she can drift like a gundam.

>> No.16039135

>>16038982
Shitpost on /mgt/ like everyone else!

>> No.16039137

>>16039128
>Can't into nuance
Yet here I am being called the elitist when your head is so far up your Bob futa chortling ass that you can't even understand the simple fact that not everything in MGE has sequential evolution.

>> No.16039142
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16039142

>>16039081
Vampires. Especially tittypire onee-sans

>> No.16039143

>>16039135
Wire your automaton into your internet backbone so that she can do big data analysis, source collection, and analytics to determine what makes a post the shittiest, then make mathematically perfect shitposts.

>> No.16039146

>>16039108
Vaginal Pistons, very quickly followed by self lubricating variable gel breasts, an oral vacuum, and self-lubricating gel packets on her hands.

>> No.16039150

>>16039134
My nigga. I've always thought that hovering certain MS' can do was cool as fuck.

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16039151

>>16039132
the answer is obvious

>> No.16039152

>>16038777
I mean, they're still better than 3D.

I'd unironically take a Paladin-chan over a significant number of monstergirls.

>> No.16039153

>>16039081
All the smug and/or powerful ones.
Because I'm a slut and it's about time I accepted that.

>> No.16039159

>>16039122
Half of me wants to believe a Gremlin would at least question what you were planning to do with weapons in the first place.
The other half of me thinks they're bonkers enough to make them nuclear.
KC needs to hurry the profile up, FFS.

>> No.16039161

>>16039151
Are you sure you'd be able to handle it anon? Those big beefy milk tanks rapidly stroking your dick? The feeling of them slapping against your crotch and the lower half of your chest? The sight of just a little milk starting to seep out from her nipples contrasting with her delicious brown skin? Her lewd grin as she asks you to hold on just a little longer?
You'd probably break down the second she started oiling up her tits. I know I would.

>> No.16039162

>>16039137
>your head is so far up your Bob futa chortling ass
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.16039168

>>16039159
>When she brought him back to her loft, it was clear that, one way or another, she’d been planning on having company. There was a bottle of Chardonnay plugged into the wall, emitting a faint, amber glow.

"I have to confess," he began, “I didn’t come prepared for electric wine. I’m not wearing anything to ground myself with.”

“So what?” The fluid crackled softly as she poured it into each glass. “Neither am I.”

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>>16039161
anon if I could I'd have a whole herd drag me to the barn, and ALL of them on top

>> No.16039179

>>16037518
Impregnate every alp so that there is no alp district when over half the population is their succubi daughterus.

>> No.16039180

>>16039134
>>16039150
BROTHERS. I fucking love drifting all over the place in games like Armored Core. It looks so fucking radical. Automatons would be hype as shit with that feature.

>> No.16039192

>>16039171
You're not getting out of that barn until every one those Minotaurs has given you Paizuri at the very least.
And hey, they might even get their more timid Holstaur sisters in on it.

>> No.16039201

>>16039162
It means fuck off bollocks

>> No.16039204

>>16039192
I wouldn't leave since they'd pin me down and use me however they wanted until the whole herd was satisfied then chain me to the floor and keep me as the farm fucktoy

>> No.16039205

Why doesn't the Order put chastity belts on its soliders?

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16039213

>>16039081
see >>16039092
and they're big, tall, strong, fluffy and toasty warm.

>>16039205
that'd only encourage the monster opposition further

>> No.16039214

>>16039201
>Still saying I'm Bollocks
I told you before, childishly insisting that I'm your boogeyman doesn't make it so.

>> No.16039218

>>16039205
They probably do.
But it's not like that's going to stop a monster.

>> No.16039227

>>16039204
>That spoiler
Come on anon, you know that's not what you'd be.
You'd be their breeding stud. Sometimes the Kitsune owner of the farm and the guard Werewolf would want a ride on you too.

>> No.16039229

>>16038413
A cait sith that tells you she's going to wait for you to die, and then rape the body.

>> No.16039230

>>16039134
Do you think she would have internal speakers playing Eurobeat?

>> No.16039232

>>16039168
North of Reality has a lot of Magitek stuff.

>> No.16039236

>>16039227
I could live with being the farm breeding stud for minos, holstaurs, pan faun, satyrs, weresheeps, etc

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>>16039213
This. Hellhounds are top tier. I want to be a hellhounds little spoon, as she squeezes me into her cleavage mofu.

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16039245

>>16039241
>being little spoon

>> No.16039248

>>16039241
>>16039245
My little spoon brothers

>> No.16039264

>>16039230
Of course. If she can't be the king of the asphalt fight, she can't be king of the bed.

>> No.16039268

I want to tip a Minotaur.

>> No.16039273

>>16039241
>>16039213
I can't wait until I get paid. I can finally commission a picture of Irina

>> No.16039274

>>16039236
Don't forget the rough but kind Werewolf guard dog and the Kitsune farmer who runs the whole thing.
Her family doesn't approve of someone from such a high class family getting her hands dirty the way she does, but her papa raised her as a farmer and a farmer she is. Besides, the family wanted her to dye her curly blonde hair and use makeup to cover her freckles. That's not the way she does things.

>> No.16039278

>>16039268
The standard 10% rate?

>> No.16039281

>you will never be a human mage in Lescatie
>you will never spend most of your time in the library with the cute lady there
>you will never both stay huddled in the corner during the invasion
>you will never fake moan each others name whenever you hear a monster approaching in hopes of keeping them off

>> No.16039283

>>16039278
Maybe, but first I want to tip her onto her back.

>> No.16039286

>>16039268
So do I.
I want to tip her onto her face on a bed so I can fuck her copious ass Leapfrog style.

>> No.16039294

>>16039081
Vampire. Biting fetish, femdom, haughtiness, etc.

>> No.16039309

>>16039214
You're about as insufferable as he is so false equivalent or not it's pretty much who you are.

>> No.16039320

>>16039081
Kitsune.

I'm not really sure, but it probably has something to do with those fluffy tails and their personality.

>> No.16039323

>>16039081
Dragon.

Why? Well, shit. I've always liked lizards ever since I was a small kid. I always though how different they were from normal house animals like cats and dogs and how cool their scales looked.
Then I saw dragons in video games and stuff. They were so strong and big, I would look at them and say "How the fuck am I supposed to beat that?" and through some very hard but fun fights I managed to get a fetish for overcoming huge monsters.

And here comes Dragon girls. Powerful monsters that have both intelligence and strength at insane levels and they are cute too. Fighting beatiful women, what more could you want? But to top that, they have that haughty attitude too, moking you as the lower being you are just makes me even exited to prove myself.
Now for some MGE focused stuff. Such beasts would make a wonderful partner for everything, and in a world where every girl is a slut dragons are the same, right? Nope, even if they beat human males they just beat and ignore them as the profile says, which means that if you want a Dragon you have to win her heart, mind and soul, and the harder the challenge the more fun you get from it or you go awya heart broken.
There are probably many ways to win a dragon's heart. It's said that it's not uncommon for a dragon to go her whole life without having had sex with a human man, so you can probably find one sitting at her cave waiting for the long lonely years to pass and death to come, which triggers my healing instincts. Who wouldn't want to see a Dragon light up when she sees you and instantly try to hide it with her proud ways, just for you to break it down during your visits and having her become your wife.
There is also the chance you could fight an angry one that is rampaging around or just hunting for food, they probably give one of the most challenging fights one would ever have and winning it makes you better than her which I'm sure she wouldn't like and so begins a really long chain of rematches where something is sure to bloom.
And let's not forget the old way with the classical princess kidnapping and rescuing. This time you could be the knight rescuing the princess, you could be a prince being sacrificed or kidnapped by a dragon and falling in love due to stockholm or you could just pretend to be a princess knight and get yourself a confused lizard.
Dragons in general are often called boring since the only mechanic they have is elemental breath and the ability to transform into a normal Dragdrag, but I believe that because they are nothing, they can become anything. You can have an overlord Dragon, a Guardian of the world Dragon, one that doesn't care, one that's only interested in her hoard, one that doesn't have a hoard and is sad but hides it with her haughtyness and many more. I think it leaves a lot for the headcannon to act and it makes them even more lovable. They can also vary in color and elements.

As wives I think Dragons are one of the best. They are definetely not sluts and are proud and confident in what they do, but there should be a little moe here and there since most of them does't know how a relationship would work. The fact that they have huge piles of golds and magical treasure and even so you are her most special treasure can make any depressed Anon feel important, and the fact that they are overly protective makes them cute.

I can't think of anymore I guess.

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>>16039081
Best way to explain it. I'm a slut for ara ara and mindbreak.

>> No.16039333

I want to become such a broken man that I have negative spirit energy, making anywhere I am less sexual. Monster girls become lethargic, love weakens and couples begin to fight, etc. I want my presence to be as tolerable as a high pitched squeal you can't quite hear, but that's keeping you up at night.
How can a monster girl have sex with me if her will to rape erodes the closer she gets to me, to the point of inducing menopause on contact?

>> No.16039348

>>16039333
Easy really.
Sexually frustrate an Ushi-Oni for a day or two and then send her at you. The sheer force of her rape will override your negative spirit energy and cause you to be flooded with lewd demonic energy.

>> No.16039350

>>16039273
Who's that?

>> No.16039358

>>16039350
My waifu. A russian hellhound named Irina Chokovski. 7'7 muscled perfection.

>> No.16039370

>>16039358
The one that knows martial arts and likes movies? I think I remember her a bit.

>> No.16039371

>>16039309
If being insufferable was all it took then you would by a hypocrite on top.

>> No.16039372

>>16039371
It's your fault for being a shit that keeps pushing your retarded headcanon bolly-boy

>> No.16039376

>>16039372
>Pushing
I ceded that I was wrong a fair few posts ago once a kind anon actually presented something in the form of KC's Q&A instead of floundering about, frothing at the mouth and spewing boogeymen. Right now we're just bitching for no real reason.

>> No.16039389

Do Monstergirls ever interrogate Order captives with sex? It'd be cool if a girl forced a virgin, barely adult squire to cum repeatedly unless he talked.
They're married and it's their fetish.

>> No.16039396

>>16039323
>but I believe that because they are nothing, they can become anything. You can have an overlord Dragon, a Guardian of the world Dragon, one that doesn't care, one that's only interested in her hoard, one that doesn't have a hoard and is sad but hides it with her haughtyness and many more
But the same could be said of any monster, really. It's only the dumbasses that think Mamono can't have individual personalities. Even KC said a Weresheep could be an aggressive advocate for the radical faction like a Devil, and that a Devil could be an airheaded bum like a Weresheep.

>winning it makes you better than her which I'm sure she wouldn't like and so begins a really long chain of rematches
Doesn't the profile state that if you ever dominated a dragon, she would go all ultra-submissive and basically worship you, rather than ask for a rematch?
>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.” If this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”
I personally think KC rather dropped the ball on that part. But if your dragonfu still wanted to be all hoity toity and in-charge, there's nothing saying it can't happen. "Ruled by an instinct that forces them" is still pretty stupidly heavy-handed, though.

>> No.16039413

I have a headcanon pertaining to male elves and dwarves in that they are actually just humans, changed over time to suit their waifus and that the race has no true male, and only gives birth to females.

Now when I refer to male dwarves and elves, this would be common sense in-verse, but may lead the reading into thinking I am referring to monsterboys.

So my question is what's a good way to explain in-verse what should by all rights be common sense, in a manner that isn't contrived.

>> No.16039414

>>16039370
Yes that's the one. I still don't know I'm going to commission though

>> No.16039418

>>16039389
No matter what kinky things they might do, I'd never give in and tell them what they want to know.

>> No.16039420

>>16030208
Dragons qualify for all of them.

They're lazy, they eat huge amounts, they pork prodigiously (especially the raping of the virgin maidens), they get angry easily and are known for wrecking shit when they get angry, they like to hoard, they're covetous of others things, they think they're hot shit.

>> No.16039422

>>16039396
>large, aggressively cuddly weresheep
Mmm, yes.

>> No.16039429

>>16039389
They try different tortures and see what sticks. Blindfolds, earplay, back massages. Everyone has got a weakness, it's only a matter of time.

>> No.16039439

>>16039358
Oh right, I remember her.

I haven't really thought of a donut steel hellhound waifu for myself.

>> No.16039445

>>16039413
Headcanon to what? The MGE? Why do they only birth females when they're not monsters? Wouldn't they have gone extinct ages ago? Are you saying the female elves and dwarves go out and transform humans into elves and dwarves? Isn't it easier for them to just birth males of their own kind?

>> No.16039447
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>>16039171
Big Cows are the best, here's proof!

>> No.16039450

>>16039413
If you change the male form they're still monsterboys.

>> No.16039452

>>16039414
It's wierd isn't it? We have them in our minds most of the time but when the time for commissions comes we don't know what to do.

>> No.16039455

>>16039418
But Anon, they'll stick you with Manticore Venom and fuck you for hours! It's even worse if they know your favorite girl.

>>16039429
His first meaningful orgasm could be with a Monstergirl. That would be mindblowing enough.

He barely knows what sex is, and a Lilim happens to jerk him off.[/spoiler}

>> No.16039458

>>16039447
Oh hey, it's scar wolfu again.

>> No.16039460

>>16039455
It doesn't matter what depraved things they do! I, no, humanity will never give in!

>> No.16039467
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>>16039447
Bossy Cow is Onitengu's best girl.

>> No.16039491

>>16039389
>Be an order squire.
>Your garrison was overrun by monstergirls and your superiors abandoned you to buy themselves time to run.
>Cowards.
>Now you're tied up in some dark dungeon with a Manticore pacing around in front of you wearing a scandalous leather top and a too short skirt, her lewd tail whipping about.
>"Now anon, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. I want to know how the Order's going to try and take this place back."
>You spit at her feet and tell her you'll never talk, no matter how much pain she inflicts on you.
>You'll never start to feel nervous when she chuckles lewdly.
>"Pain? Oh no no no my dear Anon, Monstergirls don't use pain in our interrogations like you Order types do."
>You yelp as her tail suddenly flicks, pricking you with one of her needles.
>You'll never start to panic a bit as you notice your dick starting to harden and rise as the Manticore's grin widens.
>"We prefer pleasure. And lots of it."
>And with that she tears your pants off, exposing your rock hard dick to the air for about a second before her tail snaps forward and envelops it in wet flesh that starts undulating and sucking in a way that your mental training could never have prepared you for.
>"Now I'm going to ask you questions anon. And every time you refuse to answer, or you don't give an answer, I'm going to milk another load out of you until you do. Let's begin, shall we~?"
>What follows is a pleasurable hell, hours upon hours of milking as her tailpussy undulates, squeezes and sucks load after load of cum out of you between your frantic pleas for her to stop and your shameful divulging of information in an attempt to bring an end to your ceaseless rape.
>The interrogations continue for days with the same pattern. She rapes you with her tail, you answer her questions, and she leaves after hours to let you rest for the night.
>Three long weeks after your torture began she comes in with the smuggest grin you've ever seen on her.
>"Congratulations anon. Thanks to your information we've successfully repelled the Order's attack. You should see it out there. So many new monstergirls fucking their old squires or friends. So many new couples brought together, all thanks to you~"
>As you sob at your failure to prevent this she walks over to you, swinging her hips seductively as she does.
>"I suppose a good boy like you deserves a reward, hm? I'm going to untie you. How does that sound?"
>You stop lambasting yourself and start to mentally prepare. Once your binds are untied you can make a break for it. Try to get in contact with someone higher up. Tell them what happened here and how to prevent it.
>You were not prepared for her to prick you with her tail and push you to the ground immediately after untying you.
>"Silly~ I didn't say I was going to let you go. After all, I still don't have someone to call my husband, and I've come to really love the taste of your cum."
>Your eyes widen in horror as you see her toss aside her top and skirt, her drooling pussy just inches from your engorged dick.
>"Say farewell to your virginity anon~ And say hello to our lovey dovey married life!"
>Your screams echoed through the halls as she raped you, but they soon gave way to pleasure.
>Years later, as your twin daughters curled up in your lap for their evening naptime you wondered how you could have ever hated monsters while your wife cuddles up next to you.

>> No.16039492

>>16039450
A short man isn't a monster /fit/.

>>16039445
>Headcanon to what?
To my head, what do you mean?
>Why do they only birth females when they're not monsters?
Partly because they have faint monstrous energy partly because that's how their biology works.
>Wouldn't they have gone extinct ages ago?
No, they live with human men. Rather, human men live with them. They live long enough that they can subsist of relying on human men moving into their cities/homes.
>Are you saying the female elves and dwarves go out and transform humans into elves and dwarves?
No, human men go to live with them and as a mix of environmental and magical factors their lifespans sync up and their bodies change over time, growing sturdier and shorter in the case of a man who moves into a dwarf hold, and growing more flexible, tall and lean in the case of a man moving into an elven city.
> Isn't it easier for them to just birth males of their own kind?
Maybe? But then they'd be monsterboys and forbidden and secondly, it's a reliable mechanism to bring in a constant flow of new genes into the pool.

>> No.16039495

>>16039447
>>16039467
Those bossy milktanks are made for paizuri.

>> No.16039501

>>16039452
I have an idea of what to do, I'm not sure who to ask though. I'll need to look through all the artists that accept.

>> No.16039502

>>16039492
>A short man isn't a monster /fit/
And the pointy ears?

>> No.16039512

>>16039467
i wouldnt in any way mind a mino/holstaur holding me down and forcing me to milk her, straight from the teat

>> No.16039513

>>16039491
>"Congratulations anon. Thanks to your information we've successfully repelled the Order's attack. You should see it out there. So many new monstergirls fucking their old squires or friends. So many new couples brought together, all thanks to you~"
Good end.

>> No.16039518

>>16039502
Do dwarves have pointy ears?

>> No.16039526

>>16039518
Elves do.

>> No.16039530

>>16039526
Oh, well no, that wouldn't change unless you already had pointy ears to begin with. It would such if your elfu couldn't play with your round ears now wouldn't it?

>> No.16039533

>>16039530
>unless you already had pointy ears to begin with
?

>> No.16039536

>>16039530
What are you even talking about? Are you drunk anon?

>> No.16039546

>>16039533
My ears are pretty point. You're not refering to wow tier 12 inch knife ears are you?

>> No.16039553

>>16039546
>My ears are pretty point
Anon...

>> No.16039556

>>16039546
>He's an alp

>> No.16039568

>>16039546
Laugh at the alp!

>> No.16039570

To the anon joking about my dad knowing about the thread, I wrote "C is for Cookie-Wurm" on a piece of paper and put it in the cookie jar. He just went to sleep. The bottom of the paper says "D is for Druella"

>> No.16039573

Big bottomed sneks drive me nuts.

>> No.16039581

>>16039573
Lamias are probably the best race at cuddling. Outside of yetis.

>> No.16039582

>>16039570
Wait, did he write that? I think something is wrong if he did.

>> No.16039588

>>16039570
You're not shitting us here right? Can you take a picture?

>> No.16039589

>>16039573
Sneks with asses are great and it saddens me that we lack plump Apophis butt.

>> No.16039590
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16039590

So this is what familiar summonings is like

>> No.16039593
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>>16039581
Like a pillow that always stays cool. Wrapped around your whole body.

>>16039589
Very underappreciated for sure.

>> No.16039596

>>16039570
Maybe you really were talking with your father.

>> No.16039597

>>16039492
>To my head, what do you mean?
I mean what setting are you basing it on. You had to have started somewhere, right? I just assumed you were going with MGE.
>Partly because they have faint monstrous energy partly because that's how their biology works.
Why do they have monster energy? They aren't monsters, they're demi-human. They share the same biological functions as humans, but aren't classified as "human".
>No, human men go to live with them and as a mix of environmental and magical factors their lifespans sync up and their bodies change over time, growing sturdier and shorter in the case of a man who moves into a dwarf hold, and growing more flexible, tall and lean in the case of a man moving into an elven city.
Aren't Elves really anal about not letting those "filthy humans" anywhere near their cities? And Dwarves are all but extinct already. So in your headcanon they're all just happy jolly friends? Why even refer to them as Elves and Dwarves? Why even make the humans transform at all?
>Maybe? But then they'd be monsterboys and forbidden and secondly, it's a reliable mechanism to bring in a constant flow of new genes into the pool.
A male Elf/Dwarf is no more monsterboy then a male human. There's clearly something in your headcanon that says Elves/Dwarves need to be part-monster for whatever reason. In that case, why not just handle them the same as every other monster?

>> No.16039598

>>16039589
I want to facefuck a smug Apophis while her Pharaoh rival watches!

>> No.16039620

>>16039590
>Pear-shaped Undead Neko Witch
>Pear-shaped Ghost
Unf.

Though I do wish that Barb would've tooken some liberties with the Familiars design.

>> No.16039633

>>16039593
>Like a pillow that always stays cool. Wrapped around your whole body.
That sounds comfy as fuck. I want to motorboat a laima while she is warped around me and cuddling me.

>> No.16039641

>>16039553
>>16039556
>>16039568
What, your ears aren't pointy? The tip of mine is closer to an acute angle than it is round.

>> No.16039644

>>16039641
>BREAKING NEWS: ALPS AMONG US!

>> No.16039646
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>>16039582
>>16039588
>>16039596
I don't know what to do

>> No.16039652

>>16039389
I best they only kinda use sex. They probably use orgasm denial. I mean think about it, they're all supernaturally hot and good at sex. Just slap on some spell of sabbath device that stops people from coming and then go to town. I best the person who makes them talk/cum gets to keep them as a husband

>> No.16039656

>>16039633
Not overheating while cuddling is one of the reason I love sneks so much. Not producing their own body heat also leads to very intimate/personal cuddling sessions.

She keeps you cool during the summer.
You keep her warm during the winter.

>> No.16039660

>>16039646
Panic

>> No.16039661

>>16039641
>>16039644
>The bully squad has been deployed. all alps are to be bullied without mercy
>even if they are stage one.

>> No.16039673

>>16039646
He's read your shit anon. He knows.

>> No.16039674
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16039674

Come over here and play with my melons.

>> No.16039682

>>16039674
Why would I play with watermelons?

>> No.16039686

>>16039660
Already in a mild state
>>16039673
I really hope not. I really really hope not.

>> No.16039690

>>16039593
I want to lick those armpits

>> No.16039698

>>16039690
Miia's body is pretty lickable. Especially her abs and butt.

>> No.16039701

>>16039646
Oh god what if I talked to your father?

>Papa Anon is a thing

>> No.16039704

>>16039597
>Why do they have monster energy?
Less "monster energy" and just energy. They are magical races, far more magical than humans. They emit their own energies separate from humans like a kind of spiritual pollution. It's stronger on different individuals, dwarven runemages give off more the same way an elven mage would.
>Aren't Elves really anal about not letting those "filthy humans" anywhere near their cities?
Kind of. They are a bit extreme on the issue, you're either a cultured, upstanding human worthy of elven companionship or you're a savage. Now it depends on the individual elf if you're a savage who one should be weary of, or if you're a savage who needs to be taught the virtues of elven culture.

But on a whole there's a kind of acceptance. Not in the lest because without human men they would have no daughters being born. Of course, the vetting process to be deemed worthy is a long one, because a long lived race can afford to be particular. And it may even boil down to it simply taking so long that by being in constant contact and having your body slowly change over time to learn a semblance of their grace in your movements and to adopt their temperament, you grow "elf-like" enough to be accepted.

>And Dwarves are all but extinct already
Not in my headcanon though the vast majority are corrupted and lewd. Un-corrupted dwarves exist in decent number though.

> So in your headcanon they're all just happy jolly friends?
No, but both races live long enough that they can selective about the kinds of men they let in and the kinds of virtues they seek

>There's clearly something in your headcanon that says Elves/Dwarves need to be part-monster for whatever reason.
Less specifically monster and more just magical.

>In that case, why not just handle them the same as every other monster?
Because it sets them apart.

>> No.16039712

>>16039701
>Papa Anon is always there chuckling
>Maybe your favorite smut was written by Papa Anon
>That guy shit talking your waifu? Papa Anon
He's always been among us.

>> No.16039716

>>16039712
he was gazerfag all along

>> No.16039719

>>16039674
>That Oni will never strip out of her bikini and locklock your head while squeezing your dick between her breasts.

>> No.16039724

>>16039716
>My Dad was gazerfag all along
Nah, he looks nothing like gazerfag. Besides, he'd be more into Oni's or Spiders for the fear factor. He's terrified of them and that's why he likes Rachnera

>> No.16039737

>>16039724
Yep, I know who Papa anon is is this sea of Anons. God this is weird and he isn't even my father.

>> No.16039738
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>>16039724
>your dad knows and it into Monmusu and MGE
this is the weirdest year so far
2017 might actually fucking happen
and nobody would bat an eye

>> No.16039742

>>16039738
2016 is making me seriously question if we are not living in the shitpost dimension

>> No.16039765

>>16039738
>>16039737
This is really starting to weird me out. He could be here right now lurking. He probably fucking is since I thought it would be bright to write a reference on a piece of paper.

>> No.16039770

>>16038346
>To appear so honest while also hiding an indecent nature
Damn perverted kikis
I'm sure that even when they are cleaning they unconsciously acting lewd to tempt their master

>now they're among my favorite of all mamono. I still think I would have more in common with a Gremlin, though.
Living with a Gremlin wife who keeps making stuff explode and making a mess, and a Kikimora who takes care of you and cleans the house sounds like a great dynamic

>> No.16039778

>>16039765
Hello there, son.

>> No.16039782

>>16039738
>Everyone jokes about their parents knowing about MGE and makes posts about "Your parents meet your waifu"
>Some Anons father actually knows about MGE and Momusu and is actually into it
Okay, let's dial it back a little bit

>> No.16039783

>>16039704
>Less "monster energy" and just energy. They are magical races, far more magical than humans
That only means they have more spirit energy. If anything, that would make them even less like monsters. There are only two kinds of energies, after all: The vital life force that makes up "Spirit energy", and the Mamono equivalent. Assuming you made up a third one for these two races, for whatever reason, why does this energy cause them to be monsters? And why isn't it just Mamono mana?

>A bunch of stuff
So in your headcanon here, Elves and Dwarves stopped birthing their own males and have somewhat begrudgingly allowed more humans around to help with propagating their race? If they stopped birthing males, doesn't that just mean every single one has been monsterized? Eventually there will be no more male Elves/Dwarves, so you're trying to say that the humans magically transform into them? It seems like you're trying to make a second kind of Mamono mana that allows monster boys in order to justify having an Elf/Dwarf civilization full of monsters.

>> No.16039784

>>16039778
But wait, I'm his dad

>> No.16039788

>>16039782
>How would you react to your son marrying his waifu?

Yeah, we are going too far.

>> No.16039791

>>16039788
I wish that question was never asked. I've learned things I never wanted to know.

>> No.16039792

>>16039788

Too late. MGE is already officially released in the west. This is only going to happen more.

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>>16039782
what if he made that post about your parents meeting your waifu
how deep is this rabbit hole gonna go
deeper than that 8 goddesses shit in korea?

>> No.16039799

>>16039770
>A vexed Kikimora sighing as she lectures the practically mummified Gremlin and Anon after their latest messy experiment.

>> No.16039801

>you will never have a mommy manticore

>> No.16039802

>>16039783
In my headcanon it isn't a black and white divide between spirit and demon. There are as many types of energy a there are as many types of races and types of magic. Only the energy tends to be either corrupting in nature or more neutral/"pure".

>Elves and Dwarves stopped birthing their own males and have somewhat begrudgingly allowed more humans around to help with propagating their race? If they stopped birthing males, doesn't that just mean every single one has been monsterized? Eventually there will be no more male Elves/Dwarves,
No, male monsters were never a thing in my headcanon. It's not that they "stopped" birthing their own males. They never did.
>So you're trying to say that the humans magically transform into them?
No, they remain human, they just magically begin to change to suit their environment and waifu until they resemble your stereotypical elf/dwarf more closely.

>> No.16039803

>>16038262
>My son wants to marry a hellhound
Faggot with shit taste

>> No.16039805

>>16039792
>Anon finds MGE book in his house
>He wasn't the one that bought it

>> No.16039808

>>16039796
>Papanon made that post to bait his son into revealing him so that the thread would goad him into seeing how far it goes in a roundabout way to confess to his son

Good god, this is fucking 5th dimensional chess levels of weird.

>> No.16039810

>>16039805
>his mom bought it

>> No.16039811

>>16039801
Anonymous, the confusing and weird magic doesn't work that way. You can't just ask for it.
Think of it as rape. You can't rape the willing. You can't just ask for rape. It just happens

>> No.16039814

>>16039810
>For her husband
>This would explain the more unorthodox sounds coming from the bedroom that one time

>> No.16039818

>>16039814
>Gets passed down to him
>Becomes a family heirloom

>> No.16039821

>>16039808
I know my cousin comes to this thread but having your father doing it must feel really weird.

>> No.16039823

>>16039805
>MGE book is supposed to come in the mail
>worried your parents will beat you home from work and open your package
>walk in on them opening up a box with the MGE book in it
>PANIC
>start spazzing out
>upset they're opening up your mail without asking
>parents ordered it
>box with your name on it on the table unopened

>> No.16039826

>>16039821
Wait. You know that your cousins come here?

>> No.16039827

>>16039782
>you will never get into heated debates with your father about the superior monster waifu

>> No.16039829

>>16039821
hey f am

>> No.16039832

>>16039821
>>16039827
>>16039808
The ramifications of C is for Cookie just keep getting worse and worse. I regret my actions.

>> No.16039833

>>16039826
Yes, sometimes we discuss about monster girls in real life. He really likes lolis too.

>>16039829
I said goodbye to him a few minutes ago and there is no way he would type "f am"

>> No.16039834

>>16039081
Anubis.

There are many, many reasons why. Senpais stories and other conjecture which associate her with traits and hobbies I find appealing in a partner for one. Delicious brown appearance and the myriad of wonderful things that can be attributed to Wolfus are other factors. But possibly the largest factor that comes down just to myself is her "Scheduledog" reputation. I am abysmal at time management, self-motivation and so forth, so pathetic as it may be, the thought of a woman who excels in these areas is extremely attractive to me. The thought of her being able to balance me out and help me along.

>> No.16039841

>>16039081
Crow Tengu. They're cute, smart, not too slutty, and would likely share some of my interests.

>> No.16039844

>>16039811
>your waifu will become real and will rape you till your a drooling mess only once you stop fantasizing about her.

at last now i truly see

>> No.16039854

Hello all you happy people.

I've got a burning edge update for you
http://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza
Line 291

>> No.16039855

>>16039810
Just imagine how awkward it would be for a Lilim to have a bunch of housewives walk up to her and ask to become specific monstergirls.
It'd be more awkward for their sons when they come home as a monstergirl and tell him to expect a little sister soon.

>> No.16039858

>>16039827
>"That's your waifu? Mmm. That must be from your mother."
>The hell does that mean? And pay attention to the road
>"Well, I don't me to knock your mother. But obviously if you took any traits from me your taste would be something a bit better than sub par."
>Says the guy whose waifu is X
>"Yeah. A real mans waifu, thank you."
>I hope you don't believe that
>"I hope you don't believe that your waifu is better than mine"
>I don't have to believe when it's the truth
>"I see you're had a recent bout with brain damage."
>Dad. I'm sorry. But your waifu is shit
>"Say that to my face and not in the passenger seat and see what happens."

>> No.16039860

>>16039833
>He really likes lolis too.
Tell your cousin that he has SHIT TASTE

>> No.16039863

>>16039823
I'm not worried about these things usually.

I am now, since I ordered through Amazon. The vast majority of packages to come through from Amazon are for my Aunt, not me. The last time an Amazon package came for me, she and her employee opened it thinking it was hers. Luckily, it was just my copy of The Art of Fire Emblem: Awakening.

But should the same misunderstanding occur with the MGE that's supposed to come next week...eh, if I just mention I'm expecting a package, should be fine.

>> No.16039866

>Dragon waifu goes out on halloween
>Comes back and now her hoard is filled with candies

I bet she stole them from a bunch of kids using knight armors. Damn you, waifu.

>> No.16039867

>>16039833
>He really likes lolis too.
Tell your cousin that he has GREAT TASTE

>> No.16039872

>>16039081
Mindflayer

First of all they are even more corruption-happy than the extremists and I believe that this translates to them completely disregarding human women as anything but corruption material

Then you have just how beautiful they are, their base design alone is godlike but imagine other color schemes, different tentacle-hairstyles, different clothes, etc...
Their lower body is also the perfect mix between monstrous and stylish along with the fact that tentacles make cuddling 10x better

They live underground in their own little societies compromised only of Mindflayers and their husbands, living in such a place must be the comfiest ever

Their whole mind control ability allows for so much possibilities
I don't think it's as broken as some people think or that they'd abuse it and completely redefine their husband but they could still help you stop worrying about the past, melt your mind to have out-of-this-world sex, have roleplay sex, etc...

And finally the fact that they are so perverted that they go as far as flaying themselves just to become even more obscene and lewd
There is something about a girl this debauched that just makes my heart go wild

There is also their whole Demons of Chaos/Chtulhu mythos thing which I love but that's more of a result of me already loving her than a reason for why I love her

>> No.16039873

>>16039863

Situations like that are a reminder of why I love living on my own. Buy whatever you want with no fucks given.

>> No.16039874

>>16039646
No way. It's just so weird that I could have talked to some guy's dad about anime fetish girls.

>> No.16039878

>>16039874
>You may have had a conversation with an Anon's dad about monstergirls
And now I see where it's weird

>> No.16039889

I'm going to sleep, this is way too weird.

Let's go good night Anon. I know you are about to go too.

>> No.16039894

>>16039081
Holstaur.
Honestly I don't even know how to put it into words, before I read the encyclopedia page for them I disliked large breasts, I was pretty squarely in the loli corner and didn't see any reason not to be, but after I read that page I felt something change I guess, I felt different and I suddenly started fapping to larger and larger breasts, I started really enjoying paizuri stuff and even developed a lactation and nursing-handjob fetish along with the wide ranging onee-san/motherly/ara ara/milf stuff, just reading that page made me realize how fucking perfect Holstaurs are in my opinion and it has drastically changed my entire taste in porn and I've only gone deeper down this path since, in fact my two favorite hentai are about huge tited lactating motherly girls, I specifically seek out doujins with motherly girls or lactation or stuff like that and no matter how much I fap to it I never get tired of it, its just always great. That's about the best way I can describe how I feel about Holstaurs, how they've affected just my masturbatory habits let alone some of the other effects reading that page all that time ago has had on me.

>> No.16039901

>>16039698
Miia's snekbutt is built for hotdogging.

Why aren't snekbutt buttjobs more common? It's a real shame.

>> No.16039903

>>16039802
The energy was never black and white. The energy that resides within all living things is "Spirit energy" by default. The technical translation of this term is more like "Vitality". It's basically a physical manifestation of a living beings constitution. It's tied to a persons stamina and thus exhausting this energy will result in fatigue, not unlike going for a jog.
"Mamono mana" is just a corruption of this energy that monsters possess. All monsters have the same mana, but with only slight variations in it's 'physical' form between species, which results in active monsterization turning someone into the same kind of Mamono as their own energy is replaced with the new mana.
You're implying that the Elves/Dwarves of your setting have a similar physical variation in spirit energy, and thus transform human men into not-so-human men by replacing their own energy with the new Elf/Dwarf equivalent. If it's not monsterization, then it's still Elf/Dwarfinization.

>No, male monsters were never a thing in my headcanon. It's not that they "stopped" birthing their own males. They never did.
>No, they remain human, they just magically begin to change to suit their environment and waifu until they resemble your stereotypical elf/dwarf more closely.
But if they could never make males, and humans aren't technically being turned into their species, that would mean there simply are no male Elves or Dwarves at all? So instead of humans transforming into Elves and Dwarves, they just sort of mold into looking like them, and everyone else just sorta says they aren't human anymore, even though they technically are? Do they still have the magical power that an Elf would have? Are the Dwarf ones still rowdy drunken mining bearded bastards? Again, what's the point in them transforming if it doesn't really change anything, other than overcomplicating everything?

>> No.16039908

>>16039901
Especially since everything about Lamias enables the disabling of pulling out.

>> No.16039913

>>16039081
Inari. They're the nice type of kitsune.
I like them for a couple of reasons. I don't necessarily like just cosplay tier monster girls but I like legs and feet and butts so I naturally tend that way. Soft mofu is always a plus. I like monsters that are lewd and can be aggressive but are still kind loving. I also kind of like the idea that she gets more powerful and lewd the more time we spend together and as she grows more tails.

>> No.16039918

>>16039901
No one expects plump snekbutts.

>> No.16039921

>>16039903
Mm... it's how the setting works. We have precedence that transformations are just a thing in MGE with how the current DL shifted all monsters from big ol' beasties to girls.

Think of humans as the O- blood type of species in the setting. Everyone can use them as they are, but monsters probably exist as A, B, or + type bloods that can't transfer back.

>> No.16039926

>>16039872
>I don't think it's as broken as some people think or that they'd abuse it and completely redefine their husband but they could still help you stop worrying about the past, melt your mind to have out-of-this-world sex, have roleplay sex, etc...
I'd like to point out that KC said their ability to mess with people's minds is roughly the same as what a Gazer does. He just made it sound really extreme to spook people and make her stand out more as being a "chaos girl".

>> No.16039937

>>16039323
>>16039396
>I think it leaves a lot for the headcannon to act and it makes them even more lovable.
Dragons have a ton of traits that can be left for headcanon than other girls do but as Anon said that's true for every species
KC stated it multiple times, it's said on the Succubus profile and there are even officially suported stories that showcase individuals of certain species

I always like to see how dragon-lovers go ahead and make up whatever waifu they want, whether that's a golden paladin-like dragon or a black mayadere tyrant, etc...
More people should take the freedom to deviate from the profile/original material and make the waifu they want

>>16039590
So cute
I've never wanted to join the Sabbath more than now

>Loli Ghost
That's inspiring, was she a CC ghost that couldn't find a man and went to the Sabbat in hopes of finding one?
Was she a girl who died young and was enrolled by the Sabbat because she wasn't confident enough to rape?
I need an answer

>> No.16039942

>>16039903
>All that
None of that is true of my headcanon. Each race has its own magical fingerprint and its own energy. Said race's energy may be more or less corrupting in nature

Elven/dwarven and to a similar extent vampiric energy are all relatively compatible with human energies, being the closest related. these energies harmonize with eachother and human energy, being the more malleable and adaptable will play off this energy better resulting in men who spend time with these races to adopt certain traits like an elf's grace, a vampire's stealth or a dwarf's staunchness. But not to the extent of REPLACING human energy with the other. I guess molding is a closer term.
> that would mean there simply are no male Elves or Dwarves at all? So instead of humans transforming into Elves and Dwarves, they just sort of mold into looking like them, and everyone else just sorta says they aren't human anymore, even though they technically are?
Exactly! Yes. Except for the last part. Human purists may be derisive of their shorter or taller brethren and down right racist to their wives, but even they know that despite the head taller or shorter, it's still a man fundamentally.

However the reader won't see this, which is common sense to every one in-universe. Which goes back to my original question of how to explain common sense in a manner that won't come off as contrived?

>Do they still have the magical power that an Elf would have?
Yeah, but not as great as a elven mage's
> Are the Dwarf ones still rowdy drunken mining bearded bastards?
Yeah.

>Again, what's the point in them transforming if it doesn't really change anything, other than overcomplicating everything?
There is no "point" it just happens due to exposure. And in the case of the dwarves it makes them better suited to their underground habitat. No such environmental benefit to the elves that I can think of though.

>> No.16039950

>>16039854
Neato. Good to see it coming along nicely. Interesting choice as to what Bellsworth is turning into.
Aside from a few grammatical things (especially line 397's wording), I felt that some of the dialogue, especially involving the bandits, was pretty cheesy.
Keep it up.

>> No.16039951
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sleepy wolfu

>> No.16039960

>>16039951
>wolfu
Anon you're the sleepy one.

>> No.16039966

>>16039960
That's definitely a wolfu, no?

>> No.16039970

>>16039858
The problem is I could see this so clearly when we drive together.

>> No.16039975

>>16039966
Its not, its a jew.

>> No.16039976

>>16039874
>>16039878
I wish I was lying, think of how it feels for me. My dad may have read my smut and said he liked it.

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16039977

>Every ones family apparently browses this thread.

I wouldn't be that worried if my sisters didn't literally say

>"How nice would it be if we were succubi?"
>"I wish i was one"
>same

I dont like how this is going anons, i want off this ride.

>> No.16039978

>>16039966
Look at her nasty tail, sleepyhead.

>> No.16039983

>>16039966
Look closely at the top of her head. That leaf is the hallmark of a Tanuki.

>> No.16039985

>>16039977
>Anon's dad
>Anon's cousin
>Anon's sisters

What would happen if someone's grandpa browsed this thread?

>> No.16039987

>>16039977
>I dont like how this is going
>His sisters literally want to be Succubi
Dude, what the hell? Embrace that shit.

>> No.16039991

>>16039987
Anon i am a pure man with a gentle femdom fetish not an incest one.

>> No.16040006

>>16039991
I meant be supportive of their desire to become semen demons because that would require them to be corrupted by a Succubus.
And then you could dick that Succubus.

>> No.16040011

>>16040006
I hate Succubus's though! I cannot support this at all!

>> No.16040017

>>16040011
Let your sisters have their dreams anon.
Maybe if monstergirls do show up next year they'll introduce you to a Dragon.

>> No.16040020

>>16039983
I never got that. Why do tanuki have that on top of their head? Is it part of the myth?

>> No.16040021

>>16040017
>introduce you to a Dragon

How the hell did you know what i like?

>> No.16040030

>>16040021
Because I'm your sister

>> No.16040032

>>16040020
The leaf is supposed to signify magical power- nature doesn't gotta explain shit in legends. Inuyasha has a fox using one as well. Incidentally it is also said in some Japanese children's stories that magical tricksters would sometimes cast a spell on a leaf to make it look like money.

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16040035

>>16039985

Oh no, all my Oni fantasies are exposed!

>> No.16040037

>>16040030
Anon this is not funny.

>> No.16040040

>>16040021
I guessed due to you enjoying femdom and not liking succubi.

>>16040030
Don't gaslight the poor guy anon.

>> No.16040048

>>16039950
I thought is was fine. bandtis might as well fuck about while being dicks.

>> No.16040054

>>16039942
I see, so in your headcanon, instead of spirit energy being a metaphysical representation of a beings physical form, it is instead just some kind of malleable substance that may or may not have effects on the physical body and/or mind? In this case you justify two similar "energies" as harmonizing so well as to converge and become one, rather then having one consume the other. I would still consider that a half-transformation, similar to how a Parasite Slime works. If the man does not become a pure Elf, I would still basically call him a half-elf.

>There is no "point" it just happens due to exposure
In a way, it's basically like incubization, then. Although Incubization in MGE works by greatly enhancing spirit energy production and thus stamina, your form of "incubization" functions by instead merging spirit energy with something else's energy. But in that case, even merging is a form of transformation, as their energy is no longer the same.

I believe your original post was asking for justification in how to make sure they're not regarded as monster boys. That is indeed a very cautiously complicated conundrum in need of contemplation. The very nature of your special 'malleable energy' means that it can be shaped. Formed. TRANSformed. I don't believe you really CAN argue that it isn't a transformation. But I would still only call it a half-transformation at best. Besides, if they're not really monsters, then half-turning into one technically doesn't make you a monsterboy anyway. Not that people wouldn't complain about it, regardless.

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>>16039977
I'm glad I moved out and don't have to worry about family members discovering what I'm into.
Now I just need to worry about my normie friends catching me browsing these threads. Though I suspect one of them is into monster girls.

>> No.16040070

>>16040021
Everyone is into dragons.

>> No.16040075

>>16040070
I'm not.

>> No.16040089

>>16040070
The only dragons I care for are Ryus.

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>>16039991
(w)incest
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also: good morning son.jpg

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16040093

>>16039081
I love dark valkiries, I like the loyalty they have and the fact that would do anything for you as their master.

>> No.16040098

>>16040075
How come?
There are so many variety of dragon, isn't there at least one you like?

>> No.16040110

>>16040098
Eh. Ryus are ok, but most of the varieties are too overrated.

>> No.16040133

>>16040090
>male: anal dickgirl on male netorare shotacon
>female: big breasts demon girl futanari handjob male on dickgirl monster girl sole dickgirl
Go ahead and fuck off.

>> No.16040141

>>16040110
>most of the varieties are too overrated
>Meanwhile, in ryugujo
>A lone Otohime sits silently in bed
>Bags under her empty downcast eyes
>Spending every waking moment of her life daydreaming of someone that doesn't exist
>Someone that cares for her

>> No.16040147

>>16040090
Anon stop i'm already questioning everything.

>> No.16040150

>>16039329
>filename

where's the tentacle and roper at on that list, anon?

>> No.16040156

>>16040141
I care about the seahorse!

>> No.16040163

>>16040133
Jesus fuck.
Also, I can tell that the guy you replied to is a cancerous futafag that has taken root here and needs to fuck right off.

>> No.16040169

>>16040141
>>16040156
So do I
Otohimes are great, they're rich, fun loving, classy, beautiful, etc...
Plus she's an aquatic girl and that is a huge plus

>> No.16040172

>>16040141
>>16040156
>>16040169


>male seahorses get pregger tho

>> No.16040191

>>16040172
You stay quiet
I won't even let my Otohime daughter share her toys with yours

>> No.16040200

>>16040054
Think of sound and metal, right. A frequency hits a sheet of metal and it's going to resonate at that frequency and produce a similar sound with its own vibrations. Men are like that. Their energy resonates with elven/dwarven energy and that resonance produces a similar effect to the energy it's harmonizing with.

It's less that they "converge and become one" and more that they harmonize so well the human one becomes more like the elven one, but only in shallow ways like appearance and some aspects of physiology. Fundamentally the energy is still human.

> it is instead just some kind of malleable substance that may or may not have effects on the physical body and/or mind?
Pretty much. And you can mold it deliberately with magic and really fuck some one up or it can happen over time, more naturally.

>In a way, it's basically like incubization, then.
Yes and no. It's more of a harmonious back and forth with the pure and the neutral types of energy. It behaves similarly to elven energy but it;s still human energy bending and taking shape. My headcanon also has actual incubization, and that is when the human energy meets the more corrupting monster energy, such as that of a succubi's. And that is indeed more of the "replacement" you speak of. It's a transformation where you can't REALLY be called a man anymore.

>I believe your original post was asking for justification in how to make sure they're not regarded as monster boys.
No, I believe I have the justification fairly well sorted out, but what I don't know is how to convey that in a way that doesn't seem contrived. Because to the characters in the story this knowledge is common sense. For what possible reason could you have to explain common sense in a story? How to do it in a way that isn't contrived is whats confusing me.

>> No.16040245

Let's all be honest for a moment
Would you be able to resist a random low level monster girl who tries to make you hers?

I feel that 99% of thread would just marry the first monster they have sex with even if it's just a basic Succubi or Slime

>> No.16040249

>>16040245
This implies any monster girl would want me anon.

>> No.16040250

>>16040245
Probably not. That's fine though, Kobolds are super common and if worst comes to worst I can just go out and find one on my own before I get raped or anything.

>> No.16040251

>>16040245
Probably, yeah. I'd be more hurt if they didn't take responsibility.

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>>16040245
Werecats are the best low level girls.

>> No.16040261

>>16040245
My waifu is a wight. I can get one any time, even if i end up with a slime. all I have to do is get her to ear some lamentation mushroom, turn unti a zombie variant and then make her a wight.

>> No.16040271

>>16040200
hrm... Anon, I think your idea of energy is unnecessarily overcomplicated, and it leads to very many problems. Such as allowing people to just transform by 'molding' said energy. Shapeshifting Druids are a thing in your setting, aren't they? Making things too complicated runs the risk of being misunderstood more easily. And misunderstanding is the basis for many an argument. There are people in this very thread that actually believe that when an author corrects misunderstandings about his work: they're just "making up excuses".

>No, I believe I have the justification fairly well sorted out, but what I don't know is how to convey that in a way that doesn't seem contrived
So in some hypothetical story: this is all some totally normal thing, and you just want to know the best way to offer exposition about it without it just being someone randomly explaining something that everyone in-verse should already know? It would end up as something silly like some random game character unironically saying PUSH "A" TO JUMP while fighting the final boss. Although that makes me think you could cleverly use sarcasm to give the exposition in a condescending way. Like a "I bet you don't even know this much". Although your setting may be so complicated that it would take far too long to give such a description, and sarcasm that drones on forever really doesn't work.

>> No.16040277

>>16040245
I just want to be loved anon. If she'd love me odds are I'd accept her.

>> No.16040278

>>16039950
Three things
1. thanks for reading
2. who would you word it?
3. how cheese we talking?

>> No.16040290

>>16040254
Cats wash themselves by licking their body!

>> No.16040302

>>16040271
>Shapeshifting Druids are a thing in your setting, aren't they?
I toyed with the idea but haven't put much thought into how to implement shapeshifting. I can understand why you would think that it was though.

And you can't necessarily transform just by 'moulding' the energy. Or you can but a transformation into some kind of animal would require a whole lot more than just the shallow kind of resonance molding that a man experiences by living with elves for decades.

Besides I'm thinking that any druids would have to be a race or non-human like witches, and entirely female. And perhaps rather than a full transformation into a wolf or a bear or a hawk, a Druid has the ability to shapeshift into a werewolf, a grizzly or a harpy. I kind of like this idea. Thanks for putting it in my head, anon.

>this is all some totally normal thing, and you just want to know the best way to offer exposition about it without it just being someone randomly explaining something that everyone in-verse should already know?
Precisely. And I kind of like the sarcasm thing, except you're right that it would drone on forever, and if you try to sarcastically say to some one "I bet you don't even know the sky is blue" and they'd probably just call you a wanker.

>> No.16040312

>>16040245
I'd be the one raping the low-level Mamono, Anon.

Platonically, of course. Some of them are probably just getting off, in which I'd have no trouble indulging them. Others may actually want a relationship, in which case I would most certainly decline. All in all, I have my waifu for a reason. She's one of a kind and I know there are things I can only accomplish with her. That's not to say I wouldn't suddenly find myself horribly overtaken by someone confessing their heart out like fucking Rem or something. There are many Mamono that I would seriously consider marriage with, and so coming across one would be most certainly detrimental to my quest for waifu. But it would take considerable effort on her part to persuade me to give up my quest, as my ambitions in life are intrinsically tied to my waifu.

>> No.16040316

>>16040250
>>16040254
Must be nice to have a low-level easy to find monster girl waifu

>>16040251
>I'd be more hurt if they didn't take responsibility.
I'd be too, just imagine losing your virginity to a beautiful monster girl and feeling the best you've ever felt and as you start yearning for more she just let's you go

>> No.16040380

>>16040245
>slime
Easily, slime is shit. I don't get the appeal of fucking goo

>cat, dog, rabbit etc low-tier beast
Probably not

>> No.16040398

Why did the Yetis and Wendigos scare everyone at Dyatlov pass?

>> No.16040400
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16040400

>MGE outsold DC encyclopedia that was release on the same day
Can't make this shit up
/co/ absolutely BTFO by fap setting

>> No.16040401

>>16040254

Agreed. I want to spoil one rotten.

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>Another one of those nights where you cant sleep because you feel like your being watched

Really wish I had a weresheep to cuddle right about now

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16040435

So why they renamed her in eng book?

>> No.16040439

>>16040400
How are they taking it?

>> No.16040446

>>16040400
Is there anywhere I can order it?

>> No.16040457

>>16040401
>No shortstack Werecat lapcat with huge tits.
>She'll never look up at you with an emotionless face while you ravage her enormous funbags through her sweater.
>She'll never start blushing when you cum.
God damn it.

>> No.16040460

>>16040439
Couldn't find any threads about it. They probably haven't even noticed.

>> No.16040461

>>16030344
>>16030435
Monster Gril that turns your entire day into a musical.

Damn you threadcanon, now I want one!

>> No.16040468

I want to use a soft and colorful slime as a bed.

I shouldn't drown in her if I'm lucky, right?

>> No.16040494

>>16040245
I have a rape whistle.

>> No.16040497

>>16040494
You act like that's not just going to make her wetter.

>> No.16040507

>>16040461
It's been done before

To death, at that
>>16033695

>> No.16040524

>>16040494
>Anon thinks he payed for a rape whistle
>It's a dog whistle that makes every canid MG within earshot horny
>Tanuki snickers with her bag of coin

>> No.16040558

>>16040245
I think I'd resist the temptation. All I have to do is keep my waifu in mind. Although travelling over a scorching desert to find her isn't favourable. But it's for her.

>> No.16040565

>>16040030
Wow.

>> No.16040648

>>16040021
Dragons are a meme girl, you can say dragon/hellhound/cheshire/deruella and hit hte mark more often than not

>> No.16040668

>>16040648
>druella
>meme girl

I'd say Lilim is more of a meme girl than Druella. But still, there is nothing wrong with meme girls.

>> No.16040715

>>16039646
Hey son, are ya winning?

>> No.16040722

>>16039491
Manticores really are torture specialists

>> No.16040726
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You'd sport your waifu trying to get /fit/ right? You'd exercise with her, right?

>> No.16040737

>>16040722
But here's the thing anon, would you let her tie you up in the basement and "interrogate" you on special nights when the kids are having a sleepover at a friend's place?

>> No.16040739

>>16040726
Of course, assuming it's within reason.
But if she thinks she's going to get me to run a marathon she's got another thing coming.

>> No.16040744

>>16040739
She probably wouldn't push you too hard. maybe just push you to run slightly more once you are tired. But that's it.

>she's got another thing coming.
And that would be...?

>> No.16040745

>>16040726
Neither of us is the exercising type.

>> No.16040755

>>16040726
Never been good at sport or exercise. But I'd try my hardest for my waifu to get fit. Or I can just sit back and enjoy the pudge

>> No.16040767

>>16040726
Honestly, if she's got a body like that I'd rather just cuddlefuck her and make her feel beautiful.

>> No.16040771

>>16039590
They're all so adorable, where does a man have to go in order to join the sabbath?

>> No.16040782

>>16040771
I want to have a platonic friendship with some girls from the Sabbath. Nothing sexual at all, just them spending some time playing pen and paper games with me is all.
>"Hey, you know that Nii-chan that lives in the tower a bit from here? We don't mess with him. He's good people."
>"Just, pop in every once in a while. He'll give you some snacks and maybe talk for a bit. He'd never admit it, but he's lonely in there."

>> No.16040786

>>16040767
My nigga

>> No.16040787

>>16040782
*Sabbat

>> No.16040791

>>16040782
And then one of them decides to "correct" you. By making you submit to her charm, of course.

>> No.16040792

>>16039646
Oh bloody hell, I knew I shouldn't have slept tonight, fucking family birthdays.

Bur seriously I'm laughing my ass off here, I knew it was fucking true!

This requires more science somehow, did he read your smut? I'm sure he does, maybe he's a writefag too! What if he is the most vocal Deruella love here?

God the possibilities.

>> No.16040793

>>16040787
>Translated name used to avoid stepping on any religious toes over the old name we've been using for years.
C'mon now.

>> No.16040795

>>16040787
*Sabbat(h)

>> No.16040796

>>16040791
But anon, that'd violate my childhood marriage promise to my best friend who died in an accident.
The sabbath leave me be because they know I'm trying to resurrect her.

>> No.16040801

>>16040782
And that's how you get raped when their Baphomet finds out that no one made a move on you yet.

>> No.16040806

>>16040435
Who's the artist?

>> No.16040811

>current state of Japanese writefaging on KC's site

5856 stories in total now

there has been some shifts in the top 10 than now reads as
161 - Succubus
120 - Dragon
096 - Vampire & Lilim
094 - Inari & Baphomet
072 - Shirohebi
071 - Alp & Gazer
069 - Lizardman

Lilim managed to switch places with Inari, Gazer continues to grow in popularity as she manages to push in from runner up position while Lizardman actually lost some stories. Youko fell out of the top 10 and is now runner up with 67 stories

Also Apophis continues to lead against Pharao with 20 to 17 stories

>> No.16040812

>>16040811
They differentiate Inari and Youko, eh?
Honestly it wouldn't kill us to do better with that.

>> No.16040817

>>16040811
>Gazer at 71
Hot damn that's impressive. I'm guessing Wock isn't even close to that. What's the most popular Wonderland girl currently? Have any of the new girls showed promise and getting stories?

>> No.16040821

>>16040811
>Apophis that low
I knew the japs ha shit taste but come the fuck on.

>> No.16040829

>>16040811
>Also Apophis continues to lead against Pharah with 20 to 17 stories
And Anubis surpasses both with...I think somewhere around 40-ish stories?

>> No.16040832

>>16040811
>071 - Alp
Two hundred nukes aren't enough

>> No.16040837

>>16040821
>le purple snek meme

Apophis is shit anyway.

>> No.16040839

>>16040811
>alp that high
>lizardman that high

What the fug?

>> No.16040843

>>16040817
yeah, Jabberwocky is rather low with 16 entries (same as Chesire Cat I think). Highest wonderland girl seems to be Mad Hatter with 43 stories

>>16040829
52 actually

>>16040832
>>16040839
I keep telling you that gender bender is a very popular fetish in Japan

>> No.16040849

>>16040817
>>16040843
oh, also most popular of the 'new' girls seems to be Basilisk, with 16 stories, followed by Satyros with 1 less

>> No.16040851

>>16040843
>Mad Hatter with 43 stories
Why? That's really odd. Is it one author or something? Does she fulfill a certain fetish or something?

>> No.16040853

>>16040851
Suits.

>> No.16040864

>>16040837
Go away Pharaoh, you're just a glorified human girl, your opinion doesn't count.

>> No.16040866

>>16040737
After a dose of manticore venom even if my mind says no my body will definitely say YES.

>> No.16040869
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16040869

confirmed

>> No.16040881

>>16040811
>hellhound has 35
This is acceptable, knew they weren't as popular in Japan as they are in the rest but that's pretty respectable considering they're not that old.
>45 Lich stories
Much better.
>40 Oomukade
To think there's Oomukade stories out there not written by Alp, shame they're all in moon.

>> No.16040882

>>16040864
Fuck off Apophis. Always remember red snek > purple snek.

>> No.16040884

>>16040869
Id fug that bug.

>> No.16040888

>>16040812
We could start differentiating but I don't think anyone here really gives a shit about the MGE foxes.

Most the time someone posts one it's either Ran or some generic no name mofu slut from pixiv that has nothing to do with KC's work.

>> No.16040890

>>16040882
You are so delusional, how can you deny that sweet purple color, and those huge mammaries? That isn't even mentioning that sweet hood they have and their pretty eyes. She's a bit crazy but that probably is because she's lonely.

Apophis is fucking love.

>> No.16040891

>>16040843
>52 Anubis stories I will likely never be able to read
On the one hand, yay, waifu content.

But on the other hand, regret.

>>16040881
>45 Lich stories
These as well.

Oh what about Nightmares?
I also seem to recall there being a fair number of Dark Angel stories.

>> No.16040899

>>16040851
hmm, just looking at the first few pages there is one author who keeps writing about her. But Gazer too has some authors writing 3-4 stories almost in a row

>>16040891
Nightmare has 30. Dark Angel only 15, in comparison there's 43 for regular Angel

>> No.16040903

>>16040891
>Oh what about Nightmares?
30.

Would actually love more stories about them in english, their powers have a lot of possibilities.

>> No.16040905

>>16040864
Is there a story where an Apophis and a corrupted Pharaoh compete for the same man?

>> No.16040906

>>16040888
I think the issue is mostly that it's more or less a race split based on personality, which means little when personalities can vary in a species anyway.
The one real difference (DE spread) is kinda difficult to work into a story, too.

>> No.16040907

>>16040890
>lonely

It's because she's disgusting and ugly and mean. While on the other hand a man wandering through the desert could instead go for the better option. A beautiful chocolate brown lady of royalty. True queen of the desert. So pure she's incorruptible. And a kingdom all serving her. Not to mention the soft kissable FEET she has. Not some dumb dirty snake tail.

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Only 8 Khepri stories even in Japanese, they're just as unpopular over there as they are in English speaking parts of the fan base.

I don't know why I expected anything else.

>> No.16040917

>>16040907
Why would you lie on the internet? Purple > chocolate, she is very corruptible believe me, and snake tail > feet, all day every day.

You are right about the kingdom, but do you really need someone that high up to love you? You can't go and help the poor outcast and hated snek make a name for herself and make her happy at last?

You are the worst kind of slut anon, the one which goes for status.

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>>16040884
That makes sense, bugs are meant to be fugged.

>> No.16040926

>>16040917
She's hated for a reason. While pharaoh is loved for a reason. Nothing to do with status. It's she's loved. But seriously anon. You can't even worship a snake tail. You can worship feet.

And you tell lies. She is not corruptible. What else do I expect from an enemy of the desert kingdom. Have fun when Pharaoh rules over the desert and the snake is exiled.

>> No.16040936

>desertgirl fights again
Please no.
Instead, accept the fact that Anubis are better.

>> No.16040938

>>16040926
You only need a tiny little action that will be remembered to bring down a kingdom anyway.

But fine, I'll let you slut be with your haughty and probably very old slut. I'll be the reasonable man here and try my best to make happy someone that was never loved. Also hips.

Shit this is getting too real.

>> No.16040940

>>16040936
But they're not as good at domination play as a pharaoh.

>> No.16040946

>>16040936
Nor they are as good at lewd hugs as an Apophis.

>> No.16040952

>>16040936
Anubis is better. Anubis is waifu. I'm pretty much only defending the Pharaoh because Anubis and Pharaoh are like work friends. And I have a disdain for lamias. Although, if it came down to it. And I wasn't with Anubis. I'd end up marrying both Apophis and pharaoh.

>> No.16040954

>>16040952
What can I say. I like desert girls.

>> No.16040977

>>16040899
>Dark Angel only 15, in comparison there's 43 for regular Angel
I wonder how many of them detail corruption and ultimately wind up about Dark Angels by default?

>>16040936
Yes. Everyone knows this. They have the most content and dedication of any Desert Girl.

It really is just a contest for 2nd.

>> No.16040986

>>16040952
So the Pharaoh shill doesn't even have her as his waifu, but Anubis and then he says he hates lamias, and then he says he would marry both Apophis and Pharaoh.

Get the fuck away from the grape snake, I'll fight you in the waifuverse if it comes to it.

>> No.16040991

>>16040936
Best desert girl is objectively Ghoul, Autismhounds are overrated.
Sandworm is a close second.

>> No.16041008

>>16040986
Pharoh is definitely second favourite. But snek is still cute. But I hate snakes. So it's kind of weird for me. But like I said. I would still fuck and marry grape snake. And she'd prefer me over you

>> No.16041011

>>16040991
>Autism hounds

You take that back.

>> No.16041020

>>16040991
>being this wrong

>> No.16041028

>>16040806
http://magnificentmicrowave.tumblr.com/

>> No.16041029

>>16040922
>You'll never get be known as the bugfucker because you fucked dozens of bug girls at college

>> No.16041032

>>16041011
You should tell that to KC.

>> No.16041034

>>16039951
I came to post at you because you called a tanuki a wolf.
They are, if anything, much more closely related to foxes.

>> No.16041037

>>16040991
They're Scheduledogs.

Don't be implying they have the 'tism.

>> No.16041041

>>16041008
I'm quite cuddly and warm, or so I've been told, so I win,

They will probably prefer no one from here though.

>> No.16041042

>>16041037
They do though.

>> No.16041044

>>16041028
>mag | pan | she/her
>hi im mag!! i post my draws that i do here as well as reblog gift art, im sleepy and gay and try to be happy all the time but im sad a lot and idk theres not too much to say abt myself whoops
>i have a gf who i love and appreciate uwu
>don’t be afraid to hmu if you wanna talk abt anything!! i might not reply very soon tho bc i’m not always on tumblr but you can expect a response from me!
Been following that blog since the start of the month and never checked that until now. Burn it all to the ground.

At least the art is cute.

>> No.16041048

>>16040435
What did they call her?

>> No.16041056

>>16041048
Sahagin

>> No.16041060

>>16041041
>spoiler
You don't know that anon. Pharaoh is always looking for man slaves.

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I'm going to contract a fox Lich to begin the mofuverse remix project.

Every monster will be one third succubus, one third whatever else they are, and one third fox.
Succubi will be half fox. Foxes will be double fox.
Tanuki will feel very conflicted.

>> No.16041063

>>16040435
Probably to avoid a lawsuit.

>> No.16041066

>>16041060
Give me snake or give me death. Or a cursed sword, they are cute and chuuni.

>> No.16041075

>>16041042
Proof or go away.

>> No.16041080

any outcry about mge from feminazis?

>> No.16041082

>>16041066
You're devoted. The Pharaoh likes a challenge. I feel envy for you. If you're captured. She's going to break you.

>> No.16041084

>>16041075
Read the profile

>> No.16041085

>>16041080
Something about Lolis a few threads ago?

>> No.16041087

>>16041084
I did. And my waifu is cute and personally I like her personality. What's your point?

>> No.16041091

>>16041082
She would command your dick to be erect right after cumming.

Also she's been holding it in for millennia.

>> No.16041092

>>16041061
>file name

Can't argue with that.

>> No.16041094

>>16041080
MGE is too low on the radar for tumblr and SJWs to care about, although if you search a few monster girl related tumblr tags you might find a little butthurt

I remember tumblr was angry at the term "monster girls" because they wanted it to be about girls with psychological disorders instead of, you know, actual monsters

>> No.16041096

>>16041084
>any quirks are autism
People who think that are usually autistic.

>> No.16041100

>>16041080
It doesn't seem like it.

>> No.16041106

>>16041087
>I like her personality
You have an autist fetish, we get it.

>> No.16041117

>>16041094
As someone who searches tumblr for monster girl art daily I can say there's been no butthurt as far as I'm aware.

Even back then that person wishing they were mental illnesses was one guy in a sea of people just drawing art.

>> No.16041118

>>16041082
>>16041091
I've been loving snakes since forever and I'll be damned if I get it up with a chocolate human girl, magics or not. Besides I'm too subtle for her, very sneaky. Won't find me.

And then I'm gonna hit on Apophis, and if that doesn't work, hit on every snake ever.

>> No.16041126

>>16041118
Create a snake harem for your setting then senpai. Better, create a snake army.

>> No.16041135

>>16040278
Sorry, just woke up in eastern Burgerland.
While keeping the original structure, I'd reword it as: "It felt too good, and I wanted to fight more, but I thought that it was not me wanting these things. That's what made me freeze."
It was mostly a combination of a couple of extra words and off punctuation that made it sound weird to me.
And the cheese wasn't really that big of a deal. Definitely made those scenes a bit more comedic.

>> No.16041144

>>16041126
You misunderstand, no harems, just seaching for single love. I could become a snake charmer of sorts, maybe some kind of music they could enjoy, spread the snake love over the world.

>> No.16041154

>>16041144
Found the religion of snek.

>> No.16041167

>>16041154
I feel like I'm starting to dig myself in a lot of work. It will probably be worth it though, though I'm no showman.

Anyway wasn't there some sort of Echidna cult already?

>> No.16041187

>>16041154
A bit late, there's one in MGE already.

>> No.16041209

I want to spoil an Anubis!

>> No.16041230

>>16030883
>>16032126
Cute couples doing cute things together. Is there anything more heartwarming to see?

I remember some old Japanese thing I read where single Japanese people say really mean things about couples who are open with their affection. Would the same apply to Monster Girls?

>> No.16041236

>>16041209
I want to ))<>(( an Anubis!

>> No.16041245

>>16041135
Thanks man. ill reword it

>> No.16041249

>>16040881
Why do people associate Oomukades with Alp even when they've never read his story?

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>>16041209
The schedule dog needs a break every once in a while.

>> No.16041263

>>16041209
I want to chart out the movements of the stars and planets with a bronze-age Anubis!

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16041310

I had a dream the other night, and it made me worry a lot.
War was beginning. I was in a snowy forest. I skied to a big workshop of some kind and put a Slime Girl in a 2 liter bottle of mineral water and hid inside a cooler that was inside a "broken" vending machine. I had to hide her so they wouldn't find her.
It was scary. The dream felt more real than any other I've had in fucking years. Does this mean I'll be hiding girls when the First Contact War starts?

>> No.16041346

>>16041310
>Does this mean I'll be hiding girls when the First Contact War starts?
Some how I feel that you won't be alone in doing that. But yes, in all due likelihood, that's what's going to happen. Try to have them not rape you.

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Reminder that she exists.

In case you forgot.

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Reminder that she's trying to reach out to you so you can give love a chance when the time comes.
Will you answer the call? Or will you stomp on love's face with a jackboot and side with hate?

>> No.16041384

>>16041310
>>16041346
What if you get found out?

>> No.16041392

>>16041384
Slimes can remain dormant for untold eons.

>> No.16041398

>>16041368
I don't like horses.

>> No.16041400

>>16041368
If she's trying, then she's clearly not trying hard enough. The only dreams I vividly remember don't involve MGs in the slightest.
I'd feel a little uncomfortable with it. More with the dream-invasion part than the horse part, though.

>> No.16041403

>>16041398
>>16041400
That's no excuse to stand against them when they come in with peace on their lips and love in their loins.

>> No.16041404

I want to be the secretary for a muscled, CC tanuki whose given up on finding love!

>> No.16041408

>>16041403
I like other girls more.

>> No.16041422

>>16041310
>war

What war? Is it the order?

>> No.16041423

>>16041408
I never said you have to get together with a Nightmare, but you do have to choose between taking their side or the evil people's who want them dead.

>> No.16041426

>>16041422
How would I know? I wasn't seeing any enemies. I just knew that because it was a dream. You just know things in dreams, you know?

>> No.16041436

>>16041061
>Double fox
So their mofu is twice as strong?
You're going to get foxes whose tails can mind break men from physical contact alone.

>> No.16041442

>>16041117
>As someone who searches tumblr for monster girl art daily
So did you find anything good? Pics that weren't uploaded here or just good artists?

>> No.16041460

>>16041442
Most of it gets posted here with a few exceptions here and there.

For non-mge artists that still do monster girls though there's more than I could name off the top of my head. Could always go through my bookmarks and post a few if anyone wants some good monster girl artists to follow though.

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>>16041368
How can a man accept the love of such evil creatures?

Look at this one, she's clearly plotting evil right out in the open with no regard for anyone else!

>> No.16041471

>>16041368
Nightmares are too cute to ignore. Would she be less of a bully in dreams if I was gentle during the day?

>> No.16041476

>>16040150
They're 21 and 22

>> No.16041478

>>16040435
Probably to make it easier for westerners to pronounce it? That and the D&D version is pretty much copyrighted iirc.

>> No.16041479

>>16041460
>Could always go through my bookmarks and post a few if anyone wants some good monster girl artists to follow though.
Sure, do it

>> No.16041506

What make the greatest oppai lolis and why are they snakes?

>> No.16041508

>>16041479
http://zanamaoria.tumblr.com/
http://marshu.tumblr.com/
http://dragonmanx.tumblr.com
http://unsomnus.moe/

Tried to stick to ones not in the googledoc, turns out there's not many missing from there that I do follow. Not all of them exclusively do monster girl content and some of them might draw some questionable content from time to time but when they do cute stuff it usually hits the mark quite nicely.

Zanamaoria would be my favourite of the bunch, he draws a lot of shortstacks.

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>>16040869
>More Regura Jack fug bugs

>> No.16041526

>>16041506
>snakes
>not hell wans

>> No.16041527
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I tell you brother, it's a frightful sight; to see what goes on Halloween Night!
When she goes a jogging across the land,
Holding her noggins' in her hands
Demons take one whiff and groan
Then head for roads to parts unknown!

>> No.16041534

>>16041526
Hellwans would be good but they can't wrap up a leg and nuzzle you like snakes can.

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>>16041527
This is now a Dullahan thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5KR7TayjAk

>> No.16041546

Enty anon where are you? Today is grapesnake's day.

>> No.16041556

>>16041526
I'm surprised that no one suggested oppai loli weresheep.

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>>16040906

I love kitsune as a general rule so it's just easier to refer to them that way. I love the MGE foxes, but I love pretty much all kitsune.

Speaking of foxes, a guy took phone pics of this amazing Ran doujinshi. Not as good as a proper scan obviously, but it's certainly better than nothing.

https://imgur.com/a/Ga7E4

>facesitting
>paizuri
>mating press

Not a huge fan of shota but holy fuck I love the way Ran is drawn here.

>> No.16041582

>>16041527
>>16041537
Dullahans are simply the best spooky waifus

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>>16041574
>https://imgur.com/a/Ga7E4
>you will never get a faceful of fat fox ass

>> No.16041591

>>16039376
>It took a Q&A for him to realize that he was wong
I just read the whole argument and you're just... I can't even.

>> No.16041594

>>16041589

She's even kind enough to suck you off while doing it. Ran-sama truly is the best.

>> No.16041598

The SS translation calls the slimes born from division the "sisters" of the original slime

How do you feel about this?

To me it makes sense but I'm pained to hear that they're not daughters

>> No.16041613

>>16041598
>daughters
>not marrying a girl with a proper boy-maker

>> No.16041627

>>16041598
Now when you mean division do you mean the ones born from autonomous division or from sex, because if the Slime divides without having intercourse then yes, it's her sister.

>> No.16041640

>>16041627
From sex

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Is it terminal? Even I'm confused with what the sorter churned out. If anything, no.191 was Kobold

>> No.16041712

>>16041688
>spoiler
aww.

>> No.16041713

I want to see a prideful haughty dragon awkwardly trying to seduce her husbando.

>> No.16041723

Would you sacrifice your waifu to save the world, or would you damn the world to save your waifu?

>> No.16041725

>>16041713
>Takes him to her place
>Shows him the size of her hoard and gives him a geneology going back centuries, the names of various heroes, kings, and noblemen speckled throughout it.
>"Well anon? Are you prepared to become my husband or shall I send your family the dowry?"

>> No.16041726

>>16041688
From my favorite ones there's only one in that pic. Our tastes are on the extremes.

>> No.16041727

>>16041688
Poor kobold.

At least Hinezumi and Glacies are relatively high up.

>> No.16041737

>>16041725
>marry Dragon
>family is set for life
I might sound like a gold-digger, but yes please!

>> No.16041738

>>16041723
I would damn you to save the waifu and the world.

>> No.16041746

>>16041640
Doesn't really make sense to me, then. They're technically your offspring.

>> No.16041747

>>16041688
Pretty good taste, I'm pleasantly surprised to see Apsara that high up

You should avoid showing this around too much, foxes might notice you are a slut for fluffy tails and abuse you because of it

>> No.16041748

>>16041738
No third option.

>> No.16041752

>>16041688
What is this sorter thing?

>> No.16041753

>>16038744
>flying snek

>> No.16041757

>>16041723
If I save my waifu and the world is destroyed, what the hell happens to us? On the other hand, without my waifu the world has nothing to offer me.
Fuck it. Let everything die. I have become The Edge Itself.

>> No.16041761

>>16041737
>"Good good!"
>"Now anon, you'll just need to follow me where we shall sign the marriage certificate, arrange the marriage, send out the invites, and get you suited in a tuxedo for the occasion."
>"How many familiy members are you bringing? Doesn't matter, we can bring them all in."

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>>16041537
>>16041582
>>16041527
>everyone goes for the Dullahan meme for Halloween
>Completely forget of spoopy horse in the picture

For shame.

>> No.16041766

>>16041723
I think a lot of us don't want to answer that question.

>> No.16041771

>>16041765
Hecarim isn't a Dullahan, and fuck you I like Dullahans to begin with though I never write about them fucking ever for reasons that are too attention-whorey to mention.

I'd still give Fem-Hecarim all the spooky foals.

>> No.16041775

>>16041723
The needs of the many, anon.

>> No.16041776

>>16041761
>tuxedo
Please burn it off of me as soon as possible and never make me wear shit like that again.

>> No.16041778

>>16041776
Depends on what type of dragon she is.
She may simply shred it when it comes time for consummation.

>> No.16041803

>>16041723
I would damn the world, even if the waifu wasn't involved

>> No.16041821

>>16041723
I'll take the waifu thank you very much

>>16041746
It makes sense in the way that it's just excess part of herself
The new slime doesn't inherit anything from you and is fully matured from birth so she's closer to a clone/sister than a daughter

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