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1599686 No.1599686 [Reply] [Original]

I can't imagine a Japanese person with a beard or in a suit making funny faces online.

._.

>> No.1599708

I can, and it would be the best man ever ;_;

>> No.1599710

>>1599708
Well, do you have a beard?

>> No.1599713

Gendo Ikari is the only Japanese person with a beard I have ever been able to imagine, so yeah, I totally agree.

>> No.1599721

japanese don't have beards. I don't even think they can grow beards.

>> No.1599733

>>1599721
Gendo Ikari has a beard. PROVEN WRONG XD

>> No.1599745
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1599745

The only Japanese guy I can recall with a beard was that one fat dude in Jet Li's Fearless.

But only the Nordic looked good with beards so yeah.

>> No.1599755

I have an epic beard. Could I pick up mad Japanese chicks?

>> No.1599758

Did I miss something?

Have there just been 5 people trolling /jp/ for the past fucking week or what?

>> No.1599763

>>1599755
>epic
No, but I think you can go back to /b/.

>> No.1599770

>>1599758
I think so. They're more or less regulars now. If you want to make them disappear, you have to work really hard at it and not sage every post with an XD in it.

>> No.1599780

>>1599770
Yeah, replying is only helping, but I'm wondering if I missed some big /jp/ "LET'S ALL PRETEND TO BE FAGGOTS IT'LL BE HILARIOUS" thread somewhere.

I don't give a shit about smilies XD XD XD but maybe I don't speak the special kind of English these people speak, because I don't even understand what the OP even meant to say or how it is /jp/ related at all.

>> No.1599887

>>1599770
>you have to work really hard at it and not sage every post with an XD in it.

Ignoring it only gives the impression that it's tolerated here, which invites more retards.

We lose either way, anon.

>> No.1600023

>>1599686
> Japanese person with a beard
Hayao Miyazaki, Satoshi Kon, Hideaki Anno...

>> No.1600124

>>1600023
None of them are weeaboo retards that make >_< faces.

>> No.1600143

>>1599758
Did I miss something?

Have there just been 5 people trolling /jp/ for the past fucking year or what?

Nothing has changed.

>> No.1600145

Daisuke Jigen would like to have a word with you.

>> No.1600147

What is a funny face?

>> No.1600149

>>1600145
Does he make faces? Fucking read the thread.

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1600165

Beard is for hairy barbarian demon gaijin.

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1600175

Prince Tomohito is the best bearded Jap.

>> No.1600817

I can't picture a "normal" beard on a Japanese man. He would either be clean shaven or have this massive, white mortal-kombat-asian beard.

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>> No.1602281

>Hideaki Anno
The only one that the beard works for. The rest look hideous.

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