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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

Watch out for devilish imoutos.

>> No.15972677

>>15972638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRHymQC_LVs

An alp would tell me to lay off the memes.

>> No.15972685

>>15972674
Are you saying little sisters are hellish creatures?

>> No.15972689
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15972689

Reminder that literally every Centaur in MGE are somewhere between great and best girls personality / ability wise.

>> No.15972692

>>15972689
Nightmare and White Horn suit me well.

>> No.15972694

>>15972641
Patrician as fuck.

>> No.15972699

>>15972689
Reminder that horsepussy is garbarge-tier.

>> No.15972718
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15972718

Even the smelliest, laziest anon can attract a monster girl

>> No.15972725

Hey Anons, your waifu loves more than you love her.

>> No.15972731
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>>15972692
I want to ride a shy nightmare and grope her tits.

I also want her to get revenge on me in the dream world by using me as a chair, nightmares are perfect.

>> No.15972737

>>15972731
I want to capture a Nightmare and steal her gas mask!

>> No.15972748

>>15972689
Except bicorn who is shit

>> No.15972763

>>15972718
Sounds like a challenge to me.

>> No.15972770

>>15972748
I put ability wise for a reason.

Even if you disagree with haremfags she's still there for them.

>> No.15972793

>>15972748
Bicorns are love, having one build a harem of all the centaur types would be wonderful.

>> No.15972803

>>15972793
Whitehorn sleigh rides, and nightmare mass dream influencing.

Bicorns are appealing to me in a corruptive, overly lewd way.

>> No.15972807

>>15972685
Real life sisters probably are.
Except for the rare stories you hear on /a/ and stuff about Anons dicking them.

>> No.15972814

>>15972689
The funny thing about most centaur protesters? It's been made very clear in the last part of the centaur profile how they have two vaginas. Horse pussy isn't a legitimate complaint.

>> No.15972816

>>15972793
I just had the best idea ever.

How about getting a Bicorn waifu and throwing yourself into the water together with a fishing net? It's probably the easiest way to acquire fishies.

>> No.15972817
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15972817

When the monsters take over, there will be only two roles. Slut or slave.
Choose wisely.

>> No.15972836

>>15972817
Why not both?

>> No.15972837

>>15972817
I'm a slave and a slut for my waifu. Other monsters can go away.

>> No.15972841

>>15972816
>Anon and the bicorn trudge out of the water
>Completely covered in jellyfish girls, all joyous that they've finally managed to snag a lover/s.

>> No.15972842

>>15972803
>nightmare invades the dreams of the entire centaur harem
>the normally shy girl now has control of everything and forces everyone to their knees
>she takes the opportunity to sit on the back of the white horn and asks you to lick her feet while she cracks a whip in the direction of the bicorn's rear
God I love nightmares, dream related powers are always great.

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>>15972817
ELVES

>> No.15972855

>>15972842
>I wonder why everyone is so nice to me, teehee

>> No.15972856
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15972856

Started taking sketch comms again

>> No.15972860

>>15972842
Shit yes. Ever since that Anubis and Nightmare story, Nightmares acting like dominant gods in others' dream worlds has become a huge turn on for me.

>> No.15972879

>>15972856
Is that a Ryu?

>> No.15972884

>>15972879
Looks like one, but the filename says Naga. Unless that's her name.

>> No.15972887

>>15972879
It's a naga, looks like.

>> No.15972897

>>15972879
>>15972884
>>15972887

yeah, it's a ryu. sorry, brainfart during naming

>> No.15972901

>>15972897
Ryus are getting too sexual.

>> No.15972910

>>15972856
I'd prefer vanilla, but dragons are sweet regardless.

>> No.15972914

>>15972897
I guess a ryu is a kind of naga.

>> No.15972950

>>15972837
Good taste.

>> No.15972965

Chubby familiars are for cuddling.

>> No.15972994

>>15972965
>Summon a chubby familiar just for cuddling.

She probably also wants to do cool magic stuff with you!

>> No.15973001

>>15972965
Familiars are for being bros with.

>> No.15973082

>>15972994
The only magic she needs is the magic of love!
I mean, I've got magic at some point but I don't think she's prepared for being an oppai loli just yet

>>15973001
So familiars lazing about in oversized shirts and their underwear?

>> No.15973085

>>15972994
I want to call a Familiar and make her cast her most mana expensive spell just so I have to take responsibility

>> No.15973089

>>15973082
No underwear. So you can suprise prone bone her when she is laying on the couch.

>> No.15973100

>>15973089
>Chubby familiar going commando while wearing a n oversized shirt

That's how I like it.

her front would be covered by the hem of the shirt but the back would only be half covered so you see a little bit of the bottom of her rear.

>> No.15973133

>>15973100
Groping that Familiar and watching her reactions must be so fun. She would probably be spooked by the sudden attack, but after a while she becomes a moaning mess.

>> No.15973141

>>15973100
Anon stop, I just woke up. I don't need to have that soul crushing pain of never being able to wake up to my Familiar waifu cooking breakfast for me while wearing one of my shirts that are two sizes too big for her.
That doesn't even describe the pain of never being able to sneak up from behind and hug her and tell her how much I love her while she gets heart pupils and thoughts of making a family with me.

>> No.15973158

>>15973141
Go back to sleep and hope that you dream with her.

>> No.15973161

>>15973158
Can't gotta help set up for my brothers 30th birthday in a little bit

>> No.15973171

>>15973161
Wouldn't it be nice to have your Familiar help you?

>> No.15973183

>>15973171
If you listen closely, you can hear anon's heart breaking

>> No.15973184

>Sabbath Titania
Oh my

>> No.15973186

>>15973133
Maybe, although it would cause her naked neathers to start grinding against your lap.

>>15973141
She lives in your heart anon.

>> No.15973229

>>15973184
HERESY

>> No.15973230
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Horse Puusy? More like 'Worst Pussy'

>> No.15973234

>>15973184
Seen that yesterday, that's some seriously haram shit.

>> No.15973238

>>15973186
I would love to torture her like that.

Hearing her little moans trying to protest against the sudden violation and watching as she slowly loses herself and starts grinding against my leg. Then I would stop and just watch as she keeps on going, asking for more once she notices I stopped some time ago.

>> No.15973239

>>15973184
I'm disgusted, yet intrigued. Do go on. Would she be an oppai loli?

>> No.15973243

>>15973230
More like beeg titties.

Gonna give my brave, centaur knight friend a bunch of holst milk.

>>15973238
But are you prepared for her to give you puppy dog eyes in the hopes that you start again?

>> No.15973253

>>15973229
Delicious nonetheless.

>> No.15973262
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>>15973239
No, board-flat.

>> No.15973267

>>15973253
DISGUSTING HERESY

>> No.15973269

>>15973262
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MONSTER?!?!

>> No.15973279

>>15973243
No, please.
Anything but puppy dog eyes.

>> No.15973281

>>15973262
What is that?
...I need an adult.

>> No.15973288

>>15973269
>>15973281
Justice.

>> No.15973289

>>15973243
If she gives me puppy eyes I'll just pat her head and walk away. I want to see her reaction to everything because she gets cuter everytime.

>> No.15973294

>>15973279
She may even throw in a quivering lip.

>>15973289
See above, she'd get a quivering lip going and maybe even add in a little whine.

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15973308

>>15973262
>>15973184
I'm bringing out the big guns for this.

Hindsight accidental puns.

>> No.15973353

>>15973308
Every monster girl should wear a rabbit suit except rabbit girls, they get a pass

>> No.15973364

>>15973281
She is an adult.

>> No.15973375

I want to be the major villain of a monster girl hero!
I want to do a host of despicable things so that she breaks into my castle for a climactic, final battle only to find that all my missdeeds have ended up with good things happening to the people I 'cheated'

In fact, her sister whom I kidnapped to start this whole thing now has a husband, a house, and a nice little girl on the way.

>> No.15973376

>>15973353
I can agree with this. I can't think of any monster that wouldn't be improved by this.

Well, maybe werewolves. The dominant ones would probably like their husband to dress up in rabbit or sheep themed clothes/pajamas and chase them.

>> No.15973381

>>15973376
I kinda want to see a farmer going through his weresheep herd only to find a werewolf in a shoddy weresheep disguise standing amongst them.

>> No.15973397
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15973397

>>15973353
She's cold without her coat

>> No.15973400

>>15973381
There used to be a thread thing were a Wurm made shit disguises to blend in.

>> No.15973403
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15973403

Would you ?

>> No.15973405

>>15973403
Probably.

>> No.15973419

>>15973403
Would I live a wonderful life with the unicorn? Yes I would

>> No.15973432

What's the current mg demand for romantically oblivious husbandos?

>> No.15973435

>>15973432
Highest with Tsundere girls

>> No.15973441

>>15973397
Never noticed how nice her ass was. Would put my carrot in there.

>> No.15973444

>>15973403
Without a doubt. They look even better now.
I think having horse/goat legs are really sexy as long as the thighs are still human.

>> No.15973446

>>15973397
Then I'll cuddle her and keep her warm.

>>15973400
Probably alphabet wurm.

>> No.15973461

>>15973403
Source? I can't find it on tumblr.

>> No.15973469
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15973469

>>15973403

>Make quadruped girls bipedal
>They become magnitudes better

Someone explain the science to me.

>> No.15973472

>>15973435
What's the mg demand for husbands who want headpats and cuddles?

And maybe nursing handjobs.

>> No.15973475

>>15973472
Fairly high amongst any large breasted monster girl who can start lactating.

>> No.15973476

>>15973403
Bicorn best corn
Unicorns are made to be cheated on and turned into Bicorns
It actually felt bad to write this, please don't cheat on your monster girl waifu

>> No.15973479

>>15973476
What if a man marries two unicorn sisters?
Do they go bicorn or do they stay as unicorns?

>> No.15973481

>>15973475
What are their personalities like?

>> No.15973482

>>15973481
They vary from the smug and dominant to deredere, motherly women who let you use their laps as pillows.

>> No.15973484

>>15973479
This sounds like the kind of question that can never be answered

I'm gonna assume that since they are sisters their mana should be similar enough to not cause them to turn into Bicorns

>> No.15973487

>>15973484
Then what about two unrelated unicorns?
Do they remain the same?

Is it possible to build a harem with unicorns and have them stay that way?

>> No.15973488

>>15973403
>filename
Barb please, all centaurs are lovely regardless of how many legs they have.

Nightmare when?

>> No.15973490

>>15973403
I would the ones with the horse bodies, so of course I would these.

>> No.15973492

>>15973482
>They vary from the smug and dominant to deredere, motherly women who let you use their laps as pillows.

It's going to be difficult to choose then.

>> No.15973497

>>15973487
I thought you can't attract a unicorn if you already have a waifu (even/especially if your waifu is another unicorn).

>> No.15973499

What is the smuggest monster girl?

>> No.15973503

>>15973487
Surely they couldn't stay pure if that happened but it still doesn't make sense for a Unicorn to turn into a Bicorn because of Unicorn mana

>>15973497
It's a bit convoluted but yeah, normally it shouldn't happen

>> No.15973504
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>>15973499
Your favorite one

>> No.15973507

>>15973504
I hate that smile, it's like she knows I want her.

Fuck you, monster girls.

>> No.15973515

>>15973504
I want to pul her ahoge

>> No.15973516
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15973516

>>15973469
We just don't know.

>> No.15973517

>>15973476
Too late Anon, I already hid cards under my sleeves. This game of uno is mine.

>> No.15973521

>>15973497
Specific wording on the profile says they avoid guys who have sex with other monsters to prevent that energy from mixing with their own.

Now, if the other monster's a unicorn and that's no longer an issue than I think it could happen, although it would be difficult.

>>15973503
Exactly, it wouldn't be easy but you could probably get them both with some work.

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>>15973516

>> No.15973533

>>15973515
She's got a big ahoge, the bigger the ahoge the better the cuddles

>> No.15973540

>>15973515
Don't do that, she's gonna turn into Yeti Alter.

>> No.15973544

>>15973540
Yeti alter.... So we've come to this point.

Does she engage in grumpy cuddling?

>> No.15973547

>>15973544
Yeti Alter would probably be a tsundere and want to be given hugs rather than give them herself.

>> No.15973557

>>15973516
I'd be okay a cuck horse if they looked like this.

>> No.15973569

>>15973547
Such a fearsome creature.
Gonna hug her till she smiles

>> No.15973579

>>15972817
I'd resist.

>> No.15973583
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15973583

Short Raiju lewd story: http://pastebin.com/tjk6Pszt

Headpats not included

>> No.15973588

>>15973403
Absolutely.

>> No.15973592

>>15973583
>No headpats
Why even bother then?

>> No.15973594

>>15973583
Less than five words in and I'm already distracted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYxRFgrbHJk

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>> No.15973636

>>15973634
Fuck off

>> No.15973637

>>15973634
Hi Aftyn.

>> No.15973650
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15973650

Soon

>> No.15973655

>>15973650
Only for mature monster girl lovers!

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15973669

>>15973650
>New translations will possibly spark hundreds of minishitstorms due to the chance of conflicts between the old one and the new one regarding canon
>As if canon vs threadcanon wasn't entertaining enough

Morbidly hyped

>> No.15973672

>>15973650
Can't wait to receive my copy, the new art, translation and uncensored lewds better deliver

>> No.15973680

>>15973669
Remember, never trust seven seas. They're one step of "gamegate creep" funimation's dubs with their "translations".

>> No.15973687

>>15973469
Because you can actually look at them in the eye without them turning their head.

>> No.15973718

>>15973650
>>15973669
>>15973672
I am genuinely afraid of this. We already have trouble with the "But KC said ____".
If something would conflict with the "old" translations or thread cannons or both it would be a hell storm. And it would last months. Since people would notice certain things written and then apply it to what we know from the old translations or the Q&As. This is a big problem since it would mean we could have two "cannons".
I'm neutral when it comes to seven seas, they've done some good things and some bad things with their translations. But I really hope that they don't mix in things they think "should be there" or even worse, not be there.

Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with? The one you like better? the one that makes the most sense? Seven seas since it's the official version? I think this is something that will keep coming up so I think it's good to start thinking about.

>> No.15973719

>>15973718
>thread cannons
Are you implying there are people who treat it more than just a meme?

>> No.15973721

>>15973719
Both of us know damn well that there are people taking that to damn seriously.

>> No.15973740

>>15973719
Have you read the thread? Many anons seem to take threadcanon as actual canon, sometimes to the point where they'll try and force an idea to make it "official".

>> No.15973744

>>15973718
>caring about either canon or threadcanon
I'm sorry, I didn't know I was in /WeenieGeneral/.

>> No.15973750

>>15973669
I agree, drinking Ryu.
Always a fun time.

>> No.15973759

>>15973718
>Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with?
The one which isn't motivated by money and having to appeal to as many western fans as possible. Also the one which hasn't inserted their own jokes into multiple translations in the past.

>> No.15973760

>>15973718
>thread cannons
25mm or 140mm cannons?

>> No.15973761

>>15973718
>If something would conflict with the "old" translations or thread cannons or both it would be a hell storm. And it would last months.
>This happens for 100 monsters
>Threads reach 5k+ posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzuRXLzqKk

>Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with?
I'd go for the one I like better, seeing as that seems to be KC's goal for the setting in the first place.

>> No.15973767

>>15973760
25mm.
Comon' we do have standers here.
... Actually we don't.

>> No.15973773
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15973773

Find a better couple than male tsundere x big genki monstergirl

Protip: you can't

>> No.15973776

>>15973767
Always looking out for the good of the lurkers and standers.

>> No.15973779

>>15973760
120mm Rheinmetall L/70

>> No.15973780

>>15973773
I'm not tsundere, but my waifu is big and cheerful.

We are still good, right?

>> No.15973788

>>15973773
I've recently come to the conclusion that I'd probably be a tsundere if monstergirls were real. Consequently, this has made me question my waifu's taste in men even more.

>> No.15973790

test

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15973809

>>15973308
>>15973403
>>15973469

Even with the reworks, I've still got the hots for teacher.

>> No.15973811

>>15973790
Just come off a ban?

>> No.15973813

>>15973809
Sensei is for impregnating.

>> No.15973815

>>15973788
What species is she

>> No.15973820

>>15973811
nope

>> No.15973822

>>15973815
Kitsune.

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>>15972856
idk

>> No.15973825

>>15973811
Not him but 4chan x is fucking up for me and won't auto-update after a few tries. I've been needing to refresh the page manually to see new posts.

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>>15973822
Good taste friendo.

>> No.15973833

>>15973822
She's the type of girl who would like to make you blush. Totally normal to have a tsundere husbando.

>> No.15973836

>>15973824
That's a cute snek

>> No.15973839

>>15973824
Get ready for a dozen more gazers, and other shit MGs

>> No.15973840

>>15973583
>Headpats not included

Fucking thank god. At least there's one persom here who's not trying to ruin them with that shitty meme

>> No.15973846

>>15973718
>Question for you guys, if there is a contradiction from the old and seven seas version. Which one would you go with? The one you like better? the one that makes the most sense? Seven seas since it's the official version? I think this is something that will keep coming up so I think it's good to start thinking about.
Disregard both versions and make my own objectively superior version.

>> No.15973850

>>15973839
amazingly, still no poplar mg comms. yet.

>> No.15973852

>>15973840
>meme

>> No.15973858

>>15973852
Yes, it is. Thank you for making sure people knew it was by quoting the word from my post.

>> No.15973860

>>15973839
You sound bitter Anon.

>> No.15973861

>>15973858
Hey Man, if it means anything I completely agree with your sentiments.

>> No.15973862

>>15973858
It's a good meme though.

>> No.15973865

>>15973852
It is.

>> No.15973870

>>15973862
People care more about touching a Raiju's head than impregnating her. Can you imagine how sad they get?

>> No.15973872

>>15973858
>>15973865
>being wrong
Well, it's your own time you're wasting.

>> No.15973875

>>15973862
Not really. It adds nothing of substance to a sentence except letting the reader know that the writer has experienced a complete dearth of creativity.

>> No.15973876

>>15973839
Are you implying that gazers are shit? Are you perhaps damaged in the cranial department?

>>15973862
It's the opposite of good.
Compare mention of raijus when the profile came out to mention of them now.
They've literally been reduced to nothing more than a target for headpatting "discussions."

>> No.15973880

>>15973870
What if they like both?
>>15973870
>>15973876
I don't care.

>> No.15973881

>>15973876
>gazers
>good
Oh boy, we got a live one.

>> No.15973884

>>15973876
>>15973875
God bless you guys, its always nice to know there aren't people with godawful tastes and a horrid acceptance of the memes this place spews out sometimes.

>> No.15973885

>>15973852
Not him, but on top of headpats being stupid due to treating the girls like pets or retards, the thread really does like to overuse it.

>> No.15973886

>>15973876
I'm not implying. They actually are.

>> No.15973891

>>15973886
Pls elaborate. Why are gasers shit?

>> No.15973893

>>15973880
I bet you pat her head while pounding her ass, you degenerate. It is kinda dumb though.

>> No.15973894

>>15973884
Threadcanon and memes can be fun, the problem is when anons spam the ideas until they are old and worn. Repetition just kills anything fun after a while, I'm surprised more anons aren't tired of it.

>> No.15973895

>>15973881
>>15973886
Well what are you doing for the Monster Girl you like?

>> No.15973896

>>15973876
Don't forget the hamstringing of kikimora discussion.

>> No.15973897

>>15973884
I was fine with it a couple of years back. But then that one really identifiable poster who would do nothing but gush about doing cutesy, explicitly non-sexual things with monstergirls helped drive it into the ground. Wouldn't say he did it by himself, but I'm glad there was actually pushback against even the mention of the word "headpat" back then.
It actively works to suck the interest and variety from monstergirls, while reducing them to simpering pets like >>15973885 says.

>> No.15973899

>>15973895
Nothing, I'm not an autistic faggot.

>> No.15973900

>>15973894
This is a feel I feel towards most of the things this place talks about on a regular basis, but I don't wanna bring up that shit more then it necessary. Thanks for showing you understand!

>>15973897
Copy my first comment and paste it here. I wholeheartedly agree with you.

>> No.15973903

>>15973839
>being mad at how others spend their money
Put up your own money or fuck off, you don't really get to complain if you don't do anything.

>> No.15973905

>>15973891
>gasers
Wrong board

>> No.15973908

>>15973899
If you hate Monster Girls and shitpost when people talk about ones you don't like, why are you here?

>> No.15973912

>>15973897
Honestly if you removed every "I want to X a Y!" post from existence, the result would be nothing but beneficial.

>> No.15973915

>>15973899
>being in /mgt/
>not an autistic faggot
Got lost on the way to /r/monstergirl?

>> No.15973916

>>15973905
Oops.
So what's wrong with gazers?

>> No.15973917

>>15973903
Do you from ages back, there were posts complaining about how the popular girls were getting so much art, and they were trying to push people into getting art of less popular girls?
Then people replied to those posts saying "Why not just commission stuff yourself, if you care so much?"
Then the poster/posters just got angry and kept talking about how waifufags shouldn't commission art of their girls.

>> No.15973919

I want to love a Monster Girl!

>> No.15973920

>>15973903
But anon I already did.
So calm down and before you ask to see it, you probably have and I'm not posting it.

>> No.15973921

>>15973920
What grill?

>> No.15973922

>>15973915
>implying /r/monstergirl isn't autistic as fuck
What is wrong with you?

>> No.15973924

>>15973919
Don't worry, they already love you
And once you get in that pussy you know you'll love them too

>> No.15973926

>>15973915
But /r/monstergirl is 1000% faggots.

>> No.15973930

>>15973920
>I have commissioned art actually
>But I'm not going to show it to you, so you'll just have to believe me

I mean, you could just post an Imgur of it, if you don't want to post directly.

>> No.15973937

>>15973926
You'll fit right in.

>> No.15973948

>>15973912
I think those haven't been as bad recently, but I agree with you. Getting rid of them entirely would only do the thread good.
I remember back, was it a year or so ago? When you could control-F "I want to" and count the percentage of total highlighted posts in the whole thread as an integer.
And in a thread with 2000 or 3000 posts, that would mean a fucking lot of those posts.

>> No.15973952

>>15973920
Did you commission sea slime if so I appreciate it

>> No.15973956

>>15971754
I'd like more monstergirls to turn to seduction. Rape is nice and all, but there's certain quality to a seductress that a rapist doesn't have. Besides, not especially hard, all it takes it to play to a man's ego.

>> No.15973959

>>15973917
I remember that all too well, I find it hard to feel bad for them because if you're angry enough to get mad at people for commissioning things then there's a good chance you care enough to spend money yourself.

Talking of spending money, I need to get more hipster monster girls drawn.
>>15973922
>>15973926
Difference being these threads are for most the part aware it's full of autistic faggots and try to contain it, /r/monstergirl is in full on denial while continuing to ask for ERP sessions.

>> No.15973976

>mangagamer is translating VN with rape, bestiality, ryona, amputee, guro, snuff
Muh dick

>> No.15973981

>>15973976
Does it have monstergirls?

>> No.15973983

>>15973976
I guess it could be worse. It could have NTR.

>> No.15973985

>>15973981
Yes. It's kinda generic fantasy, vampires, witches, catgirls whatever

>> No.15973987

>>15973976
> bestiality, ryona, amputee, guro, snuff
I want you to leave.

>> No.15973991

>>15973976
(You)

>> No.15973996
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15973996

Wights a best!

>> No.15973998

>>15973893
>Monstergirl's faces when they find out our reality is a simulation that could be shut down permanently at any moment

>> No.15974002

>>15973996
I want her to touch my soul with those ethereal hands!

>> No.15974014

>>15973996
Yes. I want to hug her and have her sit in my lap. So damn cute!

>> No.15974018
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15974018

>>15973981
Now that's I took a second look, all girls are mgs. Cat, minotaur, oni, tiger, rabbits, butterfly.
Nice

>> No.15974020

>>15974002
>>15974014
I want her to touch my soul's lap with her ethereal butt.

>> No.15974024

>>15974020
Now that's something I want to know what it feels like.

>> No.15974030

>>15973976
What's it called?

>> No.15974031

>>15973976
Okay, but what's it about beside those things?

>> No.15974039

>>15974018
Horrible. How can you do all that to monstergirls?

>> No.15974046

>>15973976
The fuck is wrong with you

>> No.15974052

>>15974039
Mabybe they do it to the guys.

>> No.15974055

>>15974052
Still disgusting.

>> No.15974060

All you had to do was not reply to him.

>> No.15974069

>>15974018
>>15973976
My dick shouldn't, but it do.

>> No.15974070

>>15974060
This place is so full of dumbasses it almost makes me wanna join in the shitposting.

>> No.15974071

>>15974055
Maybe all that stuff just happens to characters who never actually feature in the VN, and we just hear about it.

>> No.15974073

>>15974060
I'm sure it's the same faggot who posted that image before and got blocked 15 min.

>> No.15974076

>>15973956
>You will never be a noble from a very religious family
>You will never have to take shelter in an unregistered INN
>You will never get seduced by the Satyros who runs it
>You will never struggle between your lifelong beliefs and the temptation
>You will never give in and have debauched sex with her
>You will never have a nervous breakdown after cumming inside her
>She will never comfort you and invite you for another round

Why live?

>> No.15974086

>>15973976
So are you going to give us a fucking name or not?

>> No.15974093

>>15974071
Don't even pretend you /d/eviant fuck.
Get out.

>> No.15974097

>>15974018
>that art
Is this Maggot Baits or something? Heard a bit about that shit and the art looks familiar.

If it is, you disgust me.

>> No.15974100

>>15974093
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.15974108

I wonder if any degenerates here have Honey Select MG characters.

Actually I should probably go find where to download that shit for myself.

>> No.15974113

>>15974108
I've seen one or two. Not even cosplay shit ones, either. Actually decent ones.

>> No.15974114

Okay am I going nuts or did there used to be a profile of some monster who was kind of a Frankenstein deal, stitched together from a bunch of different parts?

>> No.15974115

>>15974114
Fanmade.

>> No.15974116

>>15974114
Chimera. Pretty shit design with the giant living pauldrons and such.

>> No.15974118

>>15974114
Maybe you're thinking of Zombina. I don't blame you. Zombina's nice to think about.

MGQ also had one or two patchwork girls.

>> No.15974119

>>15974114
It was fanmade.

>> No.15974122

>>15974115
>>15974119
Fuck that's right, thanks for that.

>> No.15974124

>>15974060
Can't wait for when these stupid kids have to go back to school.

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>>15974108
I got lolis from prisma illya in one of the threads

>>15974114
Yeap, >>15974115 is right. There was a MGE stylized fanmade stitched girl. I think it was homunculus, she was wearing bunnysuit and carrying a chainsaw

>> No.15974129

>>15974124
You're actually going nuts. The other Anons are saying that it was fanmade so you won't get hurt.

>> No.15974134

>>15974100
Don't try to justify a garbage game's garbage.

>> No.15974135

>>15974125
THATS what it was. I distinctly remember the weird bunny ears and chainsaw. Wonder if kc will ever do a Frankenstein girl

>> No.15974139

>>15974134
Anon, are you actually retarded?

>> No.15974142

>>15974052
No, guys are mostly okay.

>>15974071
No, all main girls can be gurod, good or bad

>>15974097
Yes it is. Why? I looked through gallery and it looks fun. I loved euphoria and ero game. Clockup makes good stuff

>> No.15974148
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15974148

>>15974135

>> No.15974153

>>15974139
???

>> No.15974156

>>15974142
Gurofag pls kill yourself.

>> No.15974157

REMOVE GUROFAGS.

>> No.15974161

>>15973916
It's probably some dude who hates the guy more than Gazer anyway.

>> No.15974162

Stop replying to him.

>> No.15974172

>>15974153
>VN with rape, bestiality, ryona, amputee, guro, snuff
>Maybe all that stuff just happens to characters who never actually feature in the VN, and we just hear about it.

For one thing, how the fuck could you ever see that as anything but a joke comment, no matter how crappy? Are you that desperate to find "/d/eviant fucks" lurking in the thread that you'll just call people that whenever they say someting silly?
Not to mention ryona, guro and snuff are all banned universally on 4chan, /d/ included.

Hence the questions. You were acting like a literal autist.

>> No.15974173

>Still replying to him
Kek
You fags are really retarded

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>>15974162
One day they'll learn.
Maybe that guy who was saying the average age in here is 19 is right.

>> No.15974175

>>15974162
These idiots are probably /d/fags themselves, hence their huge interest in disgusting garbage.

>> No.15974181

I had a terrifying dream last night with a Yandere angel and a relaxed Demon.

>Angel was into BDSM
>Wanted no one else to have access to me
>House was weird, think the paris hitman level, combined with a sci-fi architecture
>Demon won something from angel or something, got me for the night?
>Hung out at her apartment for netflix and chill

And then the dream went haywire and turned into some scifi thriller with some mad scientist bent on keeping the demon locked away from me.

>> No.15974182

>>15974174
I miss the /a/ threads. This shithole's full of cringey redditors nowadays.

>> No.15974187

>>15974172
Anon, this thread's had to deal with a lot of shit over the years.
Forgive me for having a bit of a hair trigger when it comes to this.
For what it's worth, sorry for the false assumption.

>> No.15974191 [DELETED] 

Man, this discord stinks. I fucking hate these people.

>> No.15974196 [DELETED] 

>>15974191
Okay, why are you telling us?

>> No.15974197 [DELETED] 

>>15974191
Ok

>> No.15974198

>>15974070
At this moment, you have no idea how much I empathize with this.

>> No.15974200

Heads up, you are being raided.

>> No.15974201 [DELETED] 

>>15974191
Get out Tony

>> No.15974203 [DELETED] 

>>15974191
1. ok
2. what discord
3. why are you telling us this
4. stop being such a wimp as to talk about people behind their backs.

>> No.15974204

>>15974200
Say from where, rather than just make some vague, attention whore post.

>> No.15974206 [DELETED] 

>>15974191
Okay Tony

>> No.15974207

>>15974174
Which is the better mofu, institute or youko

>> No.15974209

>>15974200
This thread can get fucked for all I care. These idiots never learn anyways

>> No.15974210

>>15974200
By who? Fucking hell...
Hey, at least the janitor will probably fix this? Right ... Right?

>> No.15974212

>>15974209
Hey, we may be idiots. But aren't we your idiots?

>> No.15974213

Ok, could the janitor or the mod delete all this """raid""".

>> No.15974214

>>15974207
*Inari

>> No.15974215

>>15974200
Oh god damn it, who?
Is it /qa/?
Is this Starbow's fault?

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15974216

>>15974174

I'm curious if there's a correlation between age and preferred types of MGs. I feel like in the grand scheme of things it would be a pretty minor variable, but someone smarter than me would have to answer that.

>> No.15974219

>>15974209
I wish you would leave, anon. I really do, all you do is complain like a bitch.

>> No.15974223

>>15974191
Are you the guy bitching about the /monster/ discord again? Could at least not be a little bitch and tell the people there they're faggots rather than cry about it here.

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>>15974216
My guess is there isn't any real correlation and it would just lead to shitposting for the MGs that some of our younger fellows may enjoy.
I'd be happier not knowing.

>> No.15974226

>>15974200
Weakest raid I've ever seen. We create larger shitstorms without being raided.

>> No.15974227

>>15974212
No. You're just idiots.

Do you know why you keep getting raided? Because you keep falling for it. Well at least it's entertaining to watch.

>> No.15974228

>>15974216
We should gather some statistics.
>29
>Kikimora

>> No.15974229

>>15974227
Thanks senpai

>> No.15974233

>>15974216
28 right on this day
Wight

>> No.15974234

>>15974225

That's a good point. I didn't wanna get anyone called out, I just enjoy thinking about these things. The science of fetishes.

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15974235

How old does a Bapho needs to be for you to start addressing her as an elderly person?

>> No.15974236

>>15974207
>>15974214
Oh right there are two types of kitsune aren't there? One of them is more gentle and the other more aggressive.

>> No.15974239

>>15974216
>19
>Lich

>> No.15974241

>>15974227
Wow anon, you have such a wicked sense of humor. Are you intelligent and nihilistic too?

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15974242

>>15974225
Do not impregnate the Ryu, you will ruin the rainy season.

>> No.15974244

>>15974187
God, you're such a freaking baka, Anon.

A lot of the time, I see that hair trigger thing as a double edged sword. On the one hand, prompt reaction quells shitposting. On the other, it makes this place much more totalitarian and reduces range of the discussion pool, but more notably makes this place a target for said shitposting. Take this raid situation right now. We'd never be targeted if they didn't know people in this thread hated non-vanilla things so much, and could cause shitstorms with the hair-trigger repsonders so easily.

>> No.15974248

>>15974216
>20
>Dragon

>> No.15974249

>>15974216
>27
>Lich/Oomukade

>> No.15974254

>>15974216
22
Crow Tengu.

>> No.15974255

>>15974242
Rainy season can eat a dick.

>> No.15974257

>>15974242
No you won't. She'll make it rain so that you two can sit on the porch under some blankets and cuddle.
That sounds compy as fuck.

>> No.15974258

>>15974241
Just telling you the truth mate. You can meme all you want, I dont give a fuck.

>> No.15974259

>>15974216
>20
>Large Mouse / Humpty Egg

>> No.15974262

>>15974242
Never!
Gonna have a big, soft ryu wife and a bunch of cuddly daughters!

>> No.15974263

>>15974244
If there's one thing I miss about the /a/ threads, it's the pre-Bob days. That story changed these threads. Made us paranoid.

>> No.15974266

>>15974259
>Humpty Egg
How

>> No.15974268

>>15974216
Nice try FBI/NSA.

>> No.15974269

>>15974216
25
No preference.

>> No.15974272

>>15974216
>22
>Anything Smug and/or Powerful.

>> No.15974273

>>15974258
>truth
Sure thing, whiny bitch.

>> No.15974274

>>15974266
Man I love that shit. I don't really have the words to explain it, but hopefully next time i post a story you might learn to understand. Or at least, get a little closer to understanding the perks of eggfu.

>> No.15974276

>>15974241
He's not exactly wrong. In general, people in this thread just lack the ability to not bite the bait. Not all people, obviously. But enough people that you notice it.
Some even think that they're helping by taking the bait, and creating shitstorms by arguing and telling people to "fuck off", when they're just fanning the flames even more. It's a really destructive mindset.

>> No.15974278

>>15974274
I dono, wouldn't a slime waifu be better in almost every way?

>> No.15974279

>>15974216
>19-24
gentle doms

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>>15974255
>>15974257
>>15974262
Look what you've done, Flow Kelp-chan is sad.

>> No.15974284
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15974284

Oh look, Ryu-chan is here! Say something nice to her!

>> No.15974287

>>15974280
Can I cuddle her so that she'll be happy again?

>> No.15974288

>tfw literally just made 2 posts about upcoming game
>retards thinks it's some kind of evil forces trying to raid them
Holy fuck, take off your tinfoil hats

>> No.15974290

>>15974276
>he
Also, irony.

>> No.15974292

>>15974216
>53
>Alices

>> No.15974293

>>15974280
She can relax and watch the clouds on a sunny sky!
People will go to the beach and she can find a husband.

>> No.15974296

>>15974278
The eggshell 'gimmick' they have is awesome IMO, they have amazing yandere tendencies simply because they can keep you locked in their shell and force you to only spend time with them. I like their Imprinting gimmick as well. They also have a similar thing going on as flow kelps where they have built in food for their husband, making it easier for them to get by spending their days just lazily fucking.

>>15974288
Ever post the name of the game? Cause Im actually pretty curious about it.

>> No.15974298

>>15974273
The kind of response I'd expect from a regular who always takes the bait and is too far up his own ass to realize it. Thanks for the laughs idiot.

>> No.15974299

>>15974290
I doubt it's a girl, Anon. We always assume the person we're talking to is male anyway, on this site.
What's the irony, though?

>> No.15974300

>>15974284
I like her glasses, I guess.

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>>15974287
Maybe.

>> No.15974305

>>15974284
Thats a big ryu!

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15974306

>>15974216
>20
>Jew Raccoon

>> No.15974308

>>15974298
>a regular
You admit you're not even from here then.

>> No.15974310

>>15974216
>23
>Kitsune

>> No.15974312

>>15974299
For the way, he complains he is probably a girl.

>> No.15974314

>>15974284
You can hardly tell she's only a hundred years old. She might fool some gullible boys although she's old enough to be their grandmother.

>> No.15974318

>>15974292
You're too old for this place, pops.

>> No.15974320

>>15974284
Well, Ryu is a really strong and gentle woman, she makes sure everyone has a good time on a sunny day. She gives those poor villages rain and with it, food and water. I even heard that if you ask her nicely she might throw a bit of wind on that one girl's skirt!

Thanks Ryu, and sorry.

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15974323

>>15974216
>23
>Hellwan

>> No.15974324

>>15974318
MG love knows no age.

>> No.15974330

>>15974318
I thought I'd weird more people out with that. There was a recent post talking about how creepy it'd be if one or two Anons here liked loli and were really old, so I just bullshited that for the sake of it.

I'm not nearly so old, or in love with Alices. I still like loli, though.

>> No.15974331

>>15974216
22
Kistunes and Hellhounds, though any canine type MG is good for me

>> No.15974332

>>15974216
>23
>Kobold

>> No.15974333

>>15974216
>24
>Inari

>>15974310
>>15974323
>>15974331
Hmmmmmm

>> No.15974335

>>15974323
I think those proportions are seriously wrong.

>> No.15974343

>>15974216
22
Vampire/Amazon/Lilim/etc

>> No.15974344

>>15974308
/mgg/ is certainly not my entire world and life, yeah. I like Monstergirls though.

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>>15974343
>Lilim

This guy knows what's up.

>> No.15974349

>>15974346
But is it an OC Lilim?

>> No.15974350

>>15974346
Yeah, but real Lilims, not the meme tier Lilims the thread likes.

>> No.15974355

>>15974350
Still Lilims

>> No.15974357

>>15974346
Wanna cuddle Deruella
Gonna cuddle Deruella.
I don't even care if I get raped senseless, it'll be worth it.

>> No.15974358

>>15974335
I dunno, looks fine to me.

>> No.15974359

>>15974350
>meme
Is this a new meme?

>> No.15974361

>>15974355
They shouldn't be even called Lilims.

>> No.15974362

>>15974298
>>15974344
>calling the thread /mgg/ rather than /mgt/
>thinking you're above "regulars"
If you're who I think you are, you're way worse than most people here.

>> No.15974366

>>15974362
Quit responding to him.

>> No.15974367

>>15974344
It's /mgt/, faggot.

>> No.15974370

>>15974358
It might be just me, but compare her torso length to her legs+ass. And it doesn't look like she's leaning forward, so perspective has no effect.

>> No.15974372

>>15974367
>Hi, I am a newfag

>> No.15974376

>>15974362
>>15974367
>Being this new that you don't even know /mgg/ was its original title
It keeps getting better.

>> No.15974377

>>15974361
Overleveled Succubus.

>> No.15974380

>>15974372
Hi newfag.

>> No.15974384

>>15974357
>Implying Druella can rape
There has never been an instance of her doing that since the thread memed her into a wuss.

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>>15974370
Actually yeah I kinda see it now. It looks like she's SORTA leaning forward, based on the shading on the back of the sweater, but it's more in a "broken spine" pose that artists love to do for some reason.

>> No.15974386

>>15974216
Considering the current arguing going on, we should probably remember to make a distinction between physical age and mental age.

>> No.15974387

>>15974384
Not a wuss, a NEET.
And NEET or not, she's still a Lilim and she's still got those instincts buried deep inside.

>> No.15974388

>>15974376
Don't bully the newfags, they know not what they do.

>> No.15974389

>>15974376
Sure thing foxfag, that was the "original" name used by a small minority. Most people denied these were even generals while they were on /a/.

>> No.15974394

>>15974376
Oh, I remember who use to call it /mgg/, and why we don't do that anymore.

>> No.15974397

>>15974387
Literally show me any time somebody in this thread has made Drew rape.

>> No.15974399

>>15974397
She raped my heart

>> No.15974404

>>15974397
She touched my peepee once.

>> No.15974407

>>15974397
Less "rape" more "rough sex" anon.
I didn't cap it, but there was that one greentext a few threads ago about leglocking to ensure impregnation.

>> No.15974409

>>15974404
I'm sure that was an accident.

>> No.15974410

>>15974407
So not rape, then.

>> No.15974417

>>15974407
>>/jp/thread/S15947893#p15956074 ?

>> No.15974419

>>15974397
There is a whole book of "Drew" rape, why do you need more?

>> No.15974420

>>15974409
It wasn't. She even put the pther hand in my mouth to ensure I wasn't going to scream.

>> No.15974421

>>15974410
Like I said, less "rape" more "rough sex".
Being an adorable waifu doesn't stop a monstergirl from being a force of nature in the sack.

>> No.15974424 [DELETED] 

>b-but telling shitposters to fuck is shitposting
There's nothing that distinguishes b8men from real /d/fags, underage redditards/wikifags trying to RP and other faggots on the end user level.

What do you think is going to happen if you just let it be and set the precedent for silent acceptance for cancer? It doesn't matter to the actual cancer whether the shitposting they see was someone's ironic epik wicked joke or not, if they see it accepted here, they'll get the impression it's accepted here.

>> No.15974426

>>15974216
24
Lilim/dark valkyrie/dragon

>> No.15974431

>>15974424
Anon, that was days ago, are you okay?

>> No.15974432

>>15973583
I didn't get it
So was he just random guy who got raped and husbanded by raiju or he was her husband from the start, just suffering from memory loss after years of electro shock?

>> No.15974435

>>15974424
Its not like it ever went away anyway.

>> No.15974437

>>15974417
>This still makes my dick diamonds.
Why must impregnation be so damn good?

>> No.15974444

>>15974437
Because the next step after acquiring a waiu is acquiring a daughteru.

>> No.15974445

>>15974420
I think I know what you are doing here, anon. They did it to Trump, and now you are doing it to Drew.

>> No.15974446

>>15974424
Why are you trying to start shit out of the blue?
Piss off with your righteous martyr complex.

>> No.15974447
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15974447

I wanna tame my dragon girl via wrestling matches, even if my chances to winning are non-existant

>> No.15974449

I want a spoiled, himedere

>> No.15974454
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15974454

If your waifu wanted to try some hypnosis play. Which type of hypnosis would you use?
Alternative, what would you want her to use on you?
Also would you leave some part of the hypnosis left in her? Something like "she gets into heat if you say a certain word".

>> No.15974455

Druella groped me and grabbed me by the dick years ago. Don't fall for her lies shes a sexual predator.

>> No.15974457

>>15974445
You do know that the victim is always right, right?

Druella is a rapist. She did it to me and she will probably do it to you.

>> No.15974458

>>15974449
A spoiled what? And stop bossing that himedere around.

>> No.15974461

>>15974454
That thing with the ultra sensitive hand from that touhou doujinshi.

>> No.15974466
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15974466

>>15974449
Bunny himederes?

>> No.15974469

>>15974454
I have an old pocket watch around. I'm sure I could use that.
Also, all she needs to do to get me hypnotized is stare deep into my eyes at a really close range. The chances of me getting lost into it are 100%.

>> No.15974471

>>15974461
>That thing with the ultra sensitive hand from that touhou doujinshi.
That sounds interesting. Do you have the link or name of it?

>> No.15974474

>>15974454
I'd love to be the victim of hypnosis place. And I'd probably be ok with 1/4. Don't like 2-3 because I wouldn't entirely be myself/conscious.

>> No.15974476

>>15974466
Yep.

A spoiled, bunny himedere that's heavy from all the work she's not done over her life.

I wanna refuse to do what she asks so to mess with her.

>> No.15974478

>>15974474
some hypnosis play*

My typing skills are not doing me justice today.

>> No.15974504

>>15974471
Sorry, I don't it have right now. You could search for hypnosis and youmu in the panda, or just wait until I get home.

>> No.15974511
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15974511

Looks like summer's come early, eh? Only aboot -10 out, might go for a jog.

>> No.15974512

I want my waifu to hypnotize me!

>> No.15974517
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15974517

You don't think Frankenmaid needs better parts, do you?

>> No.15974527

>>15974511
Do not jog in the park at 35ºC.

The "It's spring" drawing is true, don't do it.

>> No.15974531

>>15974517
Well, we could always upgrade her chest and rear.

>> No.15974540

>>15974517
This makes me remember Taklamakan Zoo. That was a fine zombie girl.

>> No.15974542
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15974542

>>15974512
You are now a chicken.

>> No.15974545

>>15974437
>>15974417
I cringed.

>> No.15974548

>>15974527
But I might get to meet a Mantis!

>> No.15974563

>>15974458
He probably got dragged off by the Himedere girl before he got a chance to finish.

>> No.15974569

>>15974454
It's not a category in that picture, but I'd start with with a hypnosis where she's dazed, relaxed and hypersuggestible, but still noticably herself. So her mannerisms, memories and personality would still be present, but she'd also be in a trance.
Then a combination of 4 and 2, where she's completely mindless and horny, followed by a combination of 4 and 1, where she's partially aware, but completely ruled by lust and perversion, with her body being controlled by me. Then just 1 by itself, where I show her video footage of her in all the previous states of hypnosis.

If we're talking about other types of hypnosis beyond that picture, I'd do so much more to/with her. In fact, I'm writing a smut story about it right now.

>Alternative, what would you want her to use on you?
Anything and everything that I would use on her. Make me her pet, her mindless drone, her sex slave, whatever. I'd be happy to for her to do it all to me.

>Also would you leave some part of the hypnosis left in her? Something like "she gets into heat if you say a certain word".
You mean plant hidden triggers in her? Absolutely. I'd probably leave three or so inside her head, just to have some fun with every so often.

>> No.15974573

>>15974548
I didn't see any of that, but I got 7 little bugs on my shirt and on on my glasses.

>> No.15974577

>>15974545
Nobody asked you anything.

>> No.15974579

>>15974512
Are you sure about that anon? Are you sure you want to be tied to a chair so you don't struggle while a Succubus swings a pendulum in front of your face and slowly but surely lulls you into a trance? Are you sure you want to hear her soothing voice lulling you deeper and deeper into her control? Are you sure you want to make yourself vulnerable to her every command?
Are you sure you want to be snapped out of your trance balls deep inside her only to find out that she made it so your body moves on it's own and thrusts into her while you're in control of only your head, unable to pull out or stop thrusting no matter how hard you try? No matter how hard you beg?
Hypnotist monstergirls are the scariest rapists, and I've got such a fear boner right now.

>> No.15974582

So how long passed between the release of the other lore books and their translations? Also how much of encyclopedia 2 isn't profiles, like how many new things are introduced?

>> No.15974583

Tsundere mantises!

>> No.15974584

>>15974454
4 is the best. Especially if my waifu is teasing me about it and calling me things like slut and making me remember every single second of it.

>> No.15974591

>>15974583
She won't be able to get the "b-baka" outs.

>> No.15974599

>>15974591
Would she just respond with pouts and little huffs?

>> No.15974601

Do any nips post on the wiki? Most of the stuff is pretty garbage but there's some pretty decent stuff mostly from select people

>> No.15974610

>>15974599
>Mantis looking away from you with a blush and a "Hmpf."
Too adorable.

>> No.15974615

>>15974601
First time I heard that. Did you find anything good?

>> No.15974622

>>15974599
>>15974610
You can see how mad she is by the twiching in her antennae.

>> No.15974649

>>15974610
All you gotta do after that is stroke her antenna.

>>15974622
Oh my.
Do they not listen to her?
because I want to see her antenna go heart shaped.

>> No.15974657

>>15974014
>I want have her sit in my lap
Who doesn't want that. She should take off her clothes first, though.

>> No.15974662

>>15974615
One guy who posts some profile esque stuff. Golem subtypes, succubus subtypes, undead, demonic alcohols

>> No.15974666

>>15974662
>demonic alcohols
Tell me more.

>> No.15974669

>>15974649
She tries her best to hold it in, but all those pent up emotions end up in her antenna. Depending on what you do they might adhere a heart shape.

Oh, but don't tell her that they change. She isn't aware and we don't know what reaction she might have.

>> No.15974670
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15974670

>>15974511
Canadian monster girls are the best, eh?

>> No.15974690

>>15974666
Just look it up, it's under the fan lore part

>> No.15974713

>>15974690
>Looking something up in the fan lore part of the MGE Wiki
>Having to search through the fan lore part of the MGE Wiki at all, ever

You might as well have told him to eat glass, it'd leave a better taste in the mouth.

>> No.15974730

>>15974577
It's still a shitty greentext

>> No.15974778
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15974778

Pharoah, o Pharoah! Let my penis go! For a while at least. A man has to rest at some point. She really needs to be more gentle.

>> No.15974787

So is that game that came out with the second encyclopedia ever get translated?
>You will never be a young farm boy impressed into service in the order
>You will never be made into the squire of a hot paladin
>She will never get corrupted into a variety of monsters and lewd you

>> No.15974794

>>15974216
23.
Pharoah\Lilim\Baphomet\Dragon

>> No.15974798

>>15974577
>t. mad underaged cringefaggot

>> No.15974802

>>15974778
She's been holding it in for thousands of years so yeah

>> No.15974816

Salamander are nice. I would like to see how they take care of their tails

>> No.15974822

>>15974778
Surprised she wasn't brought up during the hypno talk.
A pharaoh would probably be able to pull off that stuff even better than a gazer could.

>> No.15974827

>>15974787
Someone started a translated playthrough but it got stopped by the creator saying they're making an English version of the game.

>> No.15974829

I don't think I'll be able to do Lilim birthday bash or Automaton purging filth in her master's home with a flamethrower as a Kiki cowers behind a couch any time soon.
>why?
Got into a wreck after managing to get my car working, and now I have a $780 ticket on top of a court date and a reason to play Russian Roulette with a shotgun.

>> No.15974834

>>15974829
Damn son, hope it all works out for you, or at least doesn't get worse

>> No.15974840

>>15974579
What snegs would know how to hypnotize?

>> No.15974841

>>15974834
Oh, thanks for the jinx.

>> No.15974844
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15974844

Reminder to never trust Tanukis.

Ever.

>> No.15974845

>>15974829
Do you want some MGK to forget the sadness of the world?

>> No.15974849

>>15974840
>snegs
Wha

>> No.15974852

>>15974840
Vanilla Lamias are sometimes said to have hypnotizing voices.

>> No.15974856

>>15974845
I don't know.
Maybe, or just take a nap on some railroad tracks.

>> No.15974863

>>15974852
And thanks to possibly the Jungle Book, hypnotic eyes. And dances.

Heck, I could probably find some Miia hypnosis content if I had a mind to.

>> No.15974864

>>15974827
Damn really? That's nice.

>> No.15974865

>>15974852
Lamia in mythos are supposed to be like that. Whether their voice is more alluring than a Mermaid's remains to be heard.

>> No.15974868

>>15974844

>With Tanukis, you _________

>> No.15974869

>>15974841
It's okay anon, it's pulling reverse reverse psychology on tempting fate.

>> No.15974872

>>15974844
I have problems of my own.

There's an Alice who won't leave me alone. Always with the touching and holding, and the way she hugs my side tight enough to grind her crotch with every motion.

>> No.15974873

>>15974840
If they have a trim midriff and know how to bellydance, they have my undivided attention

>> No.15974875

>>15974856
You're Jimmy and all the girl like you. Don't give up or else you'll make them sad.

>> No.15974882

>>15974869
Fate is like a Tannuki: you can't swindle or trick her.

>> No.15974887

>>15974873
A Lamia hypnotizing a man into lowering his guard with bellydancing and a sultry voice would be godlike.

>> No.15974888

>>15974875
Anon, I think it's obvious to notice which person is more "me" than Jimmy at this point.
The ironing.

>> No.15974889

>>15974872
Going to nip this in the bud: Stop RPing.

>> No.15974893

>>15974865

>Snek girls with pretty singing voices

Be still my beating penis

>> No.15974897

>>15974889
Its' a fair cop

>> No.15974900

>>15974893
Snake singers in revealing dresses rocking out with their sexy voices while stare raping you as you sit in the front row.

>> No.15974901

>>15972674
>Open /mgt/
>Banner is for /x/
>gif of someone typing in "how do i summon a succubus?"

This is just a little too on the nose.

>> No.15974902

>>15974888
Yeah, I'm ironing some clothes right now.

>> No.15974903

>>15974901
Yeah, /x/ is like that.

>> No.15974909
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15974909

I hope Anon accidentally spills the drink of the world's strongest swordsman.

I hope Anon nervously holds his sword as the street clears and the swordsman draws his as they prepare to duel to the death.

I hope Anon wins by complete blind luck, when the swordsman slips on a banana peel and impales himself.

I hope Anon is then crowned the greatest swordsman in the world against his protests, and Monster Girl warriors from around the world are now seeking him out to test their strength.

>> No.15974910

>>15974730
Again, nobody gives a fuck about your shitty opinions.
>>15974798
>projecting this much
Calm down reddit.

>> No.15974920

>>15974900
Don't forget the part where after the show you black out and wake up in her bed.

>> No.15974921

>>15974865
Lamias were also known to eat children.
Adapting that, the idea of a CC lamia using her hypnotic dance and song to entrance and ensnare a shota is pretty hot.

Speaking of, Pied Piper monstergirl when? With a magical musical ability that lets her charm a whole group of shotas and lolis, and spirit them away.

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>>15974900

>Snake singers in revealing dresses rocking out with their sexy voices while stare raping you as you sit in the front row.

Stop telling me about things I want.

On a more serious note I'm not sure where my attraction to a good singing voice comes from. I mean I can trace a few things I dislike back to a certain point but that has always eluded me

>> No.15974929

How do you break it to a chubby cc lamia that she can't bellydance?

>> No.15974936

>>15974929
Tummy raspberries.

>> No.15974937

>>15974902
Hohoho.

Ah, what's the harm?
You're Jimmy, and today is just your average Saturday.
Do you go with Anubis' family on a picnic?
Do you mix chocolate and vanilla ice cream and make them into milkshakes with Ophy?
Do you give crybaby Wyvern a piggyback ride?
Do you play basketball with Wurm?
Do you play Monopoly with Dragon, Ryu, and Lich?
Do you visit Albino Lamia on her deathbed in the hospital?
Do you wake up Junko and ask why she's surrounded by empty bottles of sleeping pulls?
Do you watch 5cm Per Second with Ushi Oni?
Do you drink your father's everclear with your Dhampir cousin?
Do you nap in a hammock with 6th grade Wock?
Or do you ask what death is like to Elf-Wight?

>> No.15974943

>>15974582
I hope there are more couples activities that married monsters take on with their husbands. Like the tentacle forest or the scorpion fights

>> No.15974944

>>15974937
wait a sec...

>> No.15974946

>>15973669
>>15973718
yfw the section on the Sabbath in the Seven Seas translation is all about what good little girl scouts they are, and how they never do anything at all sexual and have purely platonic relationship with their "Big Brothers".

>> No.15974949

>>15974921
>You'll never have a Lamia Onee-san who ends up raping you one day.
>You'll never get addicted to the feeling of her swaying her child-bearing hips while your dick's inside her.
Damn it.

>> No.15974953

>>15974946
Anon, no. Let's have some hope.

>> No.15974956

>>15974937

>Do you play Monopoly with Dragon, Ryu, and Lich?

You want them to hate the poor boy? The next thing you'll say is for them to play Mario Party

>> No.15974957

>>15974937
You know my choice is always dragon, even if she's not there. Gonna cheat on that game.

>> No.15974958

>>15974946
Already better than the actual Sabbath.

>> No.15974962

>>15974936
You'll just make her blush and flustered at your actions blowing into her tubby belly. And you still havent explained to her she can't belly dance.

>> No.15974963

>>15974937
I always pick albino lamia or Junko.

When the fuck are they going to recover.

>> No.15974972

>>15974924
>I'm not sure where my attraction to a good singing voice comes from.
It's because it stems from the baring of the soul. The truest level of intimacy.

>> No.15974973

>>15974900
Is there a bar where I can go see this?

>> No.15974979

>>15974900
Hopefully they're not Basilisks

>> No.15974982

>>15974972
And also girls with good singing voices are bonermancers.
Especially contraltos.

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>>15974900
Imagine her inches away from your lips at the climax of her song.
https://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=394

>> No.15974992

>>15974216
20
Holstaur and cowgirls in general.

>> No.15974993

>>15974937
>do you ask what death is like to Elf-Wight?
She seams like a nice person

>> No.15975000

>>15974937
>Do you visit Albino Lamia on her deathbed in the hospital?
Anon, what the fuck?
Is there no way to save her?

>Do you wake up Junko and ask why she's surrounded by empty bottles of sleeping pulls?
Double what the fuck? Why all of this depressing shit?

>> No.15975001

>>15974937
>Do you go with Anubis' family on a picnic?
Oh a picnic sounds really nice!

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15975002

>>15974910
No need to be rustled about the truth.

>> No.15975005

>>15975000
Lurk more

>> No.15975008

>>15974840
Vanilla and Apophis.

>> No.15975010

>>15975000
Oh, reasons.

>> No.15975014
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15975014

What is the context of this image?

>> No.15975016

>>15974993
She certainly is.
There's little she can't do, and her muffins are to die for.

>> No.15975017

>>15975000
You're not from around here, are you.
Protip: Deal with it.

>> No.15975019

>>15975000
Go back to kindergarten.

>> No.15975025

>>15975014
Mantis on the prowl for cute guys.

>> No.15975030

>>15975014

She's doing her best Groucho Marx impersonation

>> No.15975032

>>15975014
Mantis is trying to hit on you.

>> No.15975038

>>15975014
The class needed a semen sample and she was teasing him.

>> No.15975040

I want to capture a mantis and make her too top heavy to sneak effectively.

>> No.15975041
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15975041

>>15975014
It leads to a rowdy Human and Insect Girl party as seen in the background here.

>> No.15975046

>>15975041
Is it wrong that I want that ogre to smother my dick with her bust?

>> No.15975047

>>15975046
It'd be wrong if you didn't.

>> No.15975056

>>15975046
Nothing wrong with wanting the big fat tits of a CC Oni wrapped around your junk, pumping load after load out of you.
Careful anon, she might just bust out the Flow Kelp nuru gel for lube.

>> No.15975060

>>15975056
>>15975047
I wanna let her go at it till she's drunk her fill.

>> No.15975061

>>15975041
I want to take a drunk Mantis home.

>> No.15975064

>>15975002
The word truth becomes a meme when you use it.

>> No.15975069

>>15975060
Well then, hope you don't mind sticky mushroom soup and manticore venom.
Because she can drink quite a bit.
And she's going to want a little more than her mouth can drink. By the time she's done her tits will be dyed in white, she'll have drank all the cum she can handle, and she'll most likely be pregnant.

>> No.15975079

>>15975069
I wouldn't mind at all.
And the daughteru would make it all the better.

Although now I want her to go at it till she's cumflated herself simply through drinking.

>> No.15975080

>>15975064
A meme would be Shoggy being a good writer for one shit greentext

>> No.15975082

>>15973488
>Nightmare when?
Sleipnir when? We can go deeper.

>> No.15975089

>>15975079
>That first spoiler.
You're not having a daughteru anon, you're having daughterus.
Twins at least, Sextuplets at most.

>> No.15975091

>>15975080
You really seem to have an unhealthy obsession with this guy, Anon.

>> No.15975098

>>15975089
>Stopping at sextuplets

We aren't stopping till she's having 10.

>> No.15975100

>>15975091
He wants to Alp for him and fulfill all his fantasies involving thongs and public sex.

>> No.15975104

>>15975080
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.15975107

>>15975098
That's the spirit.
Careful though, go to far and her "Ara Ara" levels might go off the charts.

>> No.15975116

>>15975107
Don't worry, we won't go over twelve girls in one pregnancy, I promise.

>> No.15975129

>>15974943
Thinking about it, a married couple in a dungeon would be mostly safe since they dont have to worry about rape that much, wouldnt they?

>> No.15975133

You guys are slipping into RP again, cut that shit out.

>> No.15975146

>>15974670
Yeti take that off you're at a Blue Jays game

>> No.15975182

>>15972856
Ever finish the kraken/fisherman one?

>> No.15975184

>>15974216
31. I love lamias and the ghoul. My ideal girl would be a Lamia or Shirohebi brought back to life as a ghoul.

>> No.15975193

>>15974235
Doesn't matter. I'd refer to her as an elderly person just to watch her pout.

>> No.15975202

>>15975184
>Undead snake with a super long tongue and oral fetish
Wew.

>> No.15975209

>>15975129
I think so? The early books from when MGE was still kinda just a jrpg but with rape mention that some monsters will 'live' in dungeons both because its mostly safe from the order and because cute adventures will come to claim the treasure. So if a married couple came to claim whatever treasure was in a dungeon I think they probably wouldn't get raped but the monster still wouldn't just let them walk out with whatever is in there because thats whats attracting human boys to them.

>> No.15975211

>>15974216
26, love chuffs, domming vampires, and sleepy mice.

>> No.15975217

A jock monster girl is twisting the nipples of a nerd monster girl, who do you help?

>> No.15975220

>>15975217
I'd help bully the nerd monster yes

>> No.15975224

>>15974937
re-enact symphony of the night with dhampir cousin as alucard and her mother is dracula

i am the librarian,sounds fair?

>> No.15975226

>>15975184
>My ideal girl would be a Lamia or Shirohebi brought back to life as a ghoul.
I like the mental picture I have of this... If I had money I would pay for someone to draw it.

>> No.15975227

>>15975209
>some monsters will 'live' in dungeons both because its mostly safe from the order and because cute adventures will come to claim the treasure
>Married couple decides to go looting treasure in a dungeon
>Turns out it's a proper underground village that exports gold and imports naive adventurers

>> No.15975229

>>15975217
shove the jock over and twist the nerd's nipples on my own

>> No.15975233

>>15975217
I start spreading bad rumors about them.

>> No.15975237

>>15975014
From what I faintly recall there was some talk/discussion/greentext about a MGC College and sex-ed. That Mantis was essentially practicing.

>> No.15975239

>>15975217
make them stop and get them to talk their problems out

>> No.15975240

>>15974216
>32

After doing that sorter thing, Kikis and Shoggs are on top. Mostly it's a personality thing. That said, I find myself growing more and more uncomfortable with the loli ones (even the oppai lolis). Kinda makes this whole Alice thing even more awkward

>> No.15975241

>>15975224
The mother would prefer locking you and your cousin in the attic while trying to get you two to make fuck.

>> No.15975243

>>15975217
Tell the nerd to twist the jock's nipples back.

>> No.15975244

>>15975217
I begin twisting the jocks nipples, hopefully she's busty.

I move on to the nerd once the jocks down.

>> No.15975247

>>15974216
>24
>ditzy witches
>ojou vampires
>ara ara kitsunes
>onee dragon

>> No.15975249

>>15974216

>28
>Kejourou

>> No.15975251

>>15974216
>22
manticores, hellounds, ushi onis and yetis

>> No.15975254

>>15975100
>Thongs and public sex
U wot.

>> No.15975258

>>15974461
Huh, it's not the Youmu one, but there's another doujin which focuses around hypnosis and making the hand ultra-sensitive. Or rather, making th girl feel the sensations of her pussy from her hand.

https://exhentai.org/s/844846fefe/924855-14

>> No.15975259

>>15973403
You know, I wonder if there's a way to purify a Bicorn back to a Unicorn with a potion or something. You could have a masochistic pure waifu and corrupt her over and over again.

>> No.15975260

>>15974216
22.

Dragons/Lilims/Kej/Centaurs

>> No.15975263

>>15975241
what exactly results from a dhampir and a human? another dhampir or the vampire genetics keep getting weaker?

>> No.15975264

>>15975217

Ask the bully if I could take the place of the nerd

>> No.15975266

>>15975244
Would you take responsibility for groping the both of them?
Because a threesome with a Busty /fit/ bully and a Chubby Nerd sounds amazing. Especially if they get competitive.

>> No.15975269

>>15974216
24
No true favorite MG, but if I have to pick: Kikimora and Apophis

>> No.15975271

>>15975263
You have a toss up between a Dhampir daughteru and the rare case of a Vampire daughteru.
Most Vampires born to Dhampirs end up becoming Tomboys, even with their Ojou-sama body types.

>> No.15975275

>>15974216
Couple months out of 23.

Anubi best girls. Dragons and Undead also very nice. And Nightmares. And Lolis in general.

>> No.15975279

>>15975266
Yes, yes I would

I'd spoil the jock with sweets and get the nerd lifting with me as her trainer.

>> No.15975301

>>15975258
Did you found the Youmu one?

>> No.15975308

>>15975301
Oh, yeah, that was easy.
"Youmu hypnosis English"

https://exhentai.org/g/482133/cc833ffdc8/

>> No.15975323

>>15974216
>24
>Gremlin
I must admit, I have a sort of Emilia/Rem relationship with the Gremlin and Kikimora.
Gremlin is the waifu that shares my interest in Saturday morning villain contraptions and doing cool shit with explosions. But admittedly the Kikimora would probably be the best waifu my lazy ass could have.

>> No.15975334

>>15975308
This so silly and hot.

>> No.15975350
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15975350

>>15975275
>Anonlich is roughly 2 years older than me

Huh.

>> No.15975362

>>15975279
But would you make sure to reward them by fucking them and teasing their nipples every night?
And what monstergirls are they anyway?

>> No.15975408
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15975408

Would it be cheaper to order a mexican Kiki instead of getting the usual contract at a maid center?

>> No.15975418

>>15975408
I honestly wouldn't mind this, if only to have her slip back to her natural accent as she squeals

>> No.15975426
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15975426

Finished chapter 3 of All's Fair In Love And War.

http://pastebin.com/XNy8fLcr

>> No.15975431

>>15975408
>Mexcan Russian Monster Girl
???

>> No.15975434

>>15974216
>21
>Anubis

>> No.15975441

>>15974216
30
Liches and Werewolves.

>> No.15975442

>>15975434
Are you me?

Seriously, I almost thought I made that post, it got spooky for a second.

>> No.15975448

>>15975442
Are you Anubisfucker?

>> No.15975449

http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

Updated with White Horn for anyone that cares enough to go through the nightmare of hundreds of clicks each update. Would have forgotten again if >>15975240 didn't mention it exists and reminded me.

>> No.15975451

>>15975362
Of course!

The grizzly bully would get some tweaks and treats whenever she learns to relax and the nightmare will get a hard dicking for all the gains she gets.

Eventually they'll both be pregnant and the nightmare is ripped while the grizzly is chunky

>> No.15975455
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>>15975431
Kiki's spread around the world anon. Their natural habitat is wherever humans live. So it's only natural for them to spread all over the world and adapt to the location.

>> No.15975457

>>15975448
No, he's >>15975275
I'm the anubisfag no one remembers.

>> No.15975468

>>15975449
Nice.
Have you added Redcaps?

>> No.15975470

>>15975426
Fuck off back to TFT

>> No.15975480

>>15975468
Yup, they were added a few weeks back.

>> No.15975501
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15975501

>>15974937
>Basketball with Wurm
Oh no

Can a Lich do her magic on that poor Lamia already? Junko is a big cat, she'll just wake up with a headache.

>> No.15975502
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15975502

Why are Minotaurs so often ignored while holsts are so popular?

>> No.15975511

>>15975502

Easier to waifu a docile cow than a wild one.

>> No.15975513

>>15975501
Magic can't fix it. You can't get something from nothing.

>Chaos Dunk wurm
>Plunges the entire world into a new new B-Ball post-cyberpocalypse
Jeez.

>> No.15975528

>>15975457
Shit.
His raging boner for Nightmares should have been obvious.

>> No.15975529

>>15975513
>>Plunges the entire world into a new new B-Ball post-cyberpocalypse


>Escape from LA flashbacks instensify

>> No.15975532

>>15975501
And get a Lich Lamia?
Drawfags!

>> No.15975539

>>15975502
Nobody likes dominant girls

>> No.15975545

>>15975449
Top 6
>1 Yeti
>2 White Horn
>3 Wendigo
>4 Yuki-Onna
>5 Weresheep
>6 Shoggoth
One of these things is not like the others

>> No.15975547

>>15975545
You like warmth, you damn Canuc.

>> No.15975550

>>15975528
To be fair, raging boners for nightmares is something you could expect a lot of people to have.
They're pretty dreamhorses with cool powers.

>> No.15975551
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15975551

i need some more practice, i don't usually draw paws

>> No.15975553
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15975553

>>15975547
I'm a sucker for warm girls

>> No.15975563

>>15975539
You wot

>> No.15975565

>>15975550
I find them boring, personally.
White Horns are the only taur so far I like in MGE.

>> No.15975567

>>15975551
! !

>> No.15975568

>>15975551
Very nice.

>> No.15975569

>>15975539
Well that's just wrong.

>> No.15975572

>>15975005
>>15975010
>>15975017
>>15975019
Alright hold the sneks for a second, not that anon but I'm not getting it either, did I miss something? Unless it's some sort of relative new inside joke I thought MGK was pretty tame.

I never have time to catch on, guess this is how old people feel.

>> No.15975577

>>15975539
Some people actually do. They're wrong, of course, but that's hardly my problem.

>> No.15975579

Dairy Breed White Horn

>> No.15975591

>>15975426
Damn. I still need to read Chap 2
You've really been churning these out

>> No.15975593

>>15975572
MGK Junko and Albino Lamia are often portrayed as dying or suicidal.

>> No.15975594

>>15975577
From my point of view you're the wrong one though

>> No.15975595

>>15975551
AAAHHHH pearshape thick-thighed peeking-buttfang cute-faced Anubis!

Yeah, the paws could do with more work, but good work. More shading and detail on the fur, especially on her right arm, will help establish some depth. Otherwise that bit in particular seems a bit flat.
And when drawing the paws, keep the number of digits consistent between hands and feet. She should have four toes per foot, and four digits per hand. (The MGE profile image is incorrect.)

One thing I love about dark skin which you've done too, is making it look shiny. The white bits, especially on her cheeks, really make her dark skin seem enticing, even if it is subtle.

>>15975565
Fair enough. The nightmare's ability does give them literally limitless potential (you could go full on Sandman-tier with them, if you wanted), which is a part of why I like them so much. Their reaper-like aesthetic is another draw of it too, I think. And the big boobs.

>> No.15975597

>>15975539
I, for one, would love to be the timid sidekick to the strong girl with just enough psycho to protect her if needed. Opinions are opinions though.

>> No.15975598

>>15975579
White Horn cheese on toasted bread with sauce and spiced meat.

>> No.15975600

I want a wendigo to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her laughter to cause an avalanche, destroying a small mountain town!
Having a small dick killed people!

>> No.15975602

>>15975593
So I'm just retarded then, glad to know everything is as it should.

>> No.15975607

>>15975577
I'd say you're the wrong one here, especially with how the MGE setting started out.

>> No.15975611

>>15975595
All monsters outside of Sabland have noice titays.

You need to cut back on your Anubis obsession, or at least request an Anubis hooked up to a milker for me...

>> No.15975612

>>15975594
Shut up, Anakin.

>> No.15975613

>>15975607
Not to mention, y'know, freaking monstergirls in general.

>> No.15975615

>>15975539
You're being ironic right

>> No.15975621

>>15975551
Are you drawing those at random? I feel kind of bad for only being able to request but could you draw a dragon with elin proportions?

>> No.15975625

>"We want a scary story! A really scary one!"
>"Yeah! We are big girls now! Read us a scary story!"
>"Do it or it'll cost you!"
>Two bushy tails stand with determination in front of you. You sigh, and look at your twin daughters. It's true, they are big girls now.
>They were almost literal at the cost part. Ever since they turned five, your tanuki daughters had been giving you regular performance reviews, and punishing you accordingly
>The last time your rating had dropped you had two weeks without kisses. And the time before that almost a month of non-stop pouting. At least they looked cute doing that, but it still hurt.
>"Well? Where is the story?"
>You just can't take another 'below expectations'. You tell them to wait, while you go get a very special story. Leaving their glittering eyes behind, you go down to the library, and look at the very top, and back of the shelf. There it is.
>Your wife wouldn't be happy about this, and they might lose a few nights of sleep, but they really gave you no choice
>"Okay girls, this is a very long story, so we might have to cover it in-"
>"Just read it!"
>"Yeah, it better be scary!"
>You smile, and open the dusty book
>"This story is called 'Capital', by Karl Marx. Chapter one, Commodities..."

>> No.15975628

>>15975567
Did we ever found out why they had that? A making-of I missed or something.

I must know, for science. Maybe I should do the unthinkable and summon mari to get forbidden knowledge.

>> No.15975629

>>15975607
As wank material for people with degenerate fetishes?

>> No.15975639

>>15975613
And this. I know the thread loves its moe and headpats but at the end of the day we've got stuff like werewolves, manticores and fucking dragons in these settings too.

>> No.15975644

>>15975629
If getting loving waifus is degenerate I don't think I want to know your opinion on /d/, it would probably take an entire thread.

>> No.15975649

>>15975629
You're going to start ranting about silent majorities and such, aren't you?

>> No.15975652

>>15975644
Before MGE was about waifus, too.

>> No.15975656
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15975656

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15975661

>>15975649
No, but I would still like to apply for the position of your own personal boogeyman.

>> No.15975665

So this is the raid? One guy being slightly dickish towards fetishes he doesn't like?

>> No.15975667

>>15975629
What exactly are you trying to start

>> No.15975669

>>15975665
Say what now?

As if it isn't enough with the current events in 4chan at large.

>> No.15975671

>>15975667
A conversation. Which seems to be a deadly sin, apperantly.

>> No.15975672

>>15975449
1 Scylla
2 Kraken
3 Mindflayer
4 Tentacle
5 Kejourou
6 Slime
7 Lamia
8 Weresheep
9 Jubjub
10 Holstaur

So I'm pretty much obsessed with gals that make great cuddle buddies.

>> No.15975674

>>15975667
Its either that massively butthurt maledom guy back to sperg out once more, or some new faggot trying to start shit. Either way he's being pointlessly aggressive and clearly wants a shitstorm.

>> No.15975683

Who the fuck cares. People have different tastes. I like femdom but others don't. There are plenty of femdom,maledom,and switch girls in the encyclopedia for whatever anyone's taste is.

>> No.15975684

Can you get earlybird discounts if your waifu is an ancient Lich?

>> No.15975685

>>15975674
>massively butthurt
>clearly wants a shitstorm
Alright, take your (You). You deserve it.

>> No.15975691

>>15975600
>>15975656
I love and hate you both.

>> No.15975703

>>15975449
1. Ghoul
2. Shirohebi
3. Lamia
4. Medusa
5. Wurm
6. Basilisk
7. Redcap
8. Devil
9. Arch Imp
10. Ushi Oni

>> No.15975720

>>15975691
Why haven't you filtered them already

>> No.15975725

>>15975551
The paws are a bit off, but that's still very cute. You drew the wight too, right?

>> No.15975728

Help, wurms are assuming control of my favorites and I don't know how it happened.

>> No.15975731

>>15974216
28 and I guess the top four are... Shoggoth, Satyros, Basilisk, Wight

>> No.15975732

>>15975595
Thanks Anon, I'll make note of this for when I draw Anubis or any other other monster girls with paws and fur.

>>15975621
It was Anons suggesting stuff, and I liked the idea enough to draw it, unfortunately I won't be drawing some elin-tier stuff for a while.

>>15975725
That's me.

>> No.15975741

>>15975720
Because they're fun and only once a thread. Compare that to the number of times stuff like headpats or other overused things appear each thread.
Besides, the only anons I have even considered filtering are obvious trolls who use the same words and phrases in their shit "arguments".

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15975750

>>15975502
Too strong for them to handle.

>> No.15975753

>>15975732
Ah, I see. Great work by the way.

>> No.15975760

>>15975611
But it's more than that. The shape of the nightmare's breasts, their heft and plumpness, and the profile they make as they stretch against her robe is all unique to a nightmare.

>You need to cut back on your Anubis obsession,
Might as well tell me to stop breathing.
>or at least request an Anubis hooked up to a milker for me...
This seems fun though. What kind of anubis? Standard with huge tits? All-round soft hathorite? Shortstack? Milky pygmynubis?
And how would she be getting milked? Standing and bent over on a table with her tits resting on the surface, hooked up to a milk pump? On th floor, beside herself with pleasure and a paw trailing to her nethers? Or trussed up and suspended from the ceiling, with her tits hanging down, even gravity itself being used to help her fill up an entire barrel of milk? Or maybe even some other way?

>>15975628
Anubis hasn't had a making of yet. I hope KC never says what he thinks the ! ! are for. There's much more fun in imagining what they could be and do, I think.

>> No.15975762

>>15975720
Not him, but there are loads of annoying threadly posts. The don't burn down the thread guy, the london morning guy, holstaurus guy, small cock guy, the kobold daughter guy (I think that one's gone now)

>> No.15975766

>>15975760
>I hope KC never says what he thinks the ! ! are for. There's much more fun in imagining what they could be and do, I think.

They're a Metal Gear reference. My dad does the gay blowjobs at KC so he'd know.

>> No.15975769

>>15975760
>There's much more fun in imagining what they could be and do, I think.

You have a point.

>> No.15975774

>>15975741
>>15975762
It takes 5 seconds and I don't have to see them again.

>> No.15975778

>>15975760
Multiple Anubi of all sizes being milked while bending over a table or something.
And then we turn the milk into butter, for anal sex with them later.

>> No.15975790

>>15975182
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/art/Scylla-Req-text-604337263
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/art/Scylla-Req-no-text-604338758

>> No.15975814

>>15975790
>kraken
>scylla
Triggered

>> No.15975821

>>15975449
Took a while.

1 Dragon
2 Salamander
3 Ryu
4 Wurm
5 Hellhound
6 Wight
7 Vampire
8 Ushi-Oni
9 Jinko
10 Familiar

>> No.15975830

>>15975814
kraken is squid code for fat

>> No.15975840

>>15975625
>reading communism as a bedtime horror story
How horrifying. Would you read a tax avoidance textbook to calm them down after?

>> No.15975847

>>15975830
kraken is squid code for best

>> No.15975851

>>15975449
1 Alice
2 Vampire
2 Wendigo
4 Basilisk
5 Mantis
6 Devil
6 Dhampir
8 Demon
9 Kejourou
9 Kikimora
11 Crow Tengu
11 Cupid

Man, I'm an indecisive faggot

>> No.15975871

>>15975449
I think the "don't care for either" button is broken.

>> No.15975910

Thread seems pretty slow right now. Should I post a rolling game since there hasn't been one this thread?

>> No.15975913

>>15975910
Who knows?

>> No.15975914

>>15975910
Unless it's a old one, go for it.

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>> No.15975922

>>15975910
Could you at least try and do something interesting with it for once?

>> No.15975927

>>15975778
Jeez, that's lewd.

Line them all up in order from buggiest to smallest.
The tall and divinely curvy CC anubis, followed by the soft hathorite anubis, and the sporty tomboy anubis who had something slipped into her morning shake, then the standard big-breasted anubis, followed by the shortstack, the oppai-loli, then the pygmy.
All moaning and squirming and producing milk at a remarkable rate. Of course, whoever fills up their tank first gets their milk turned into Anubis Butter so they can have sex with you, as the others watch, still trying to fill up their tanks.
Continue on in that way, fucking them as they fill up, until you're left with the very last anubis, whoever she might be. As the loser, she'll have to undergo a holst DNA infusion to keep up with the other girls, and will be providing you and the other anubi with her milk for a week. Wherever for cereal, cooking, baking, or just to drink as is, she'll have to supply upon demand.

>> No.15975930

>>15975922
He can't and won't. This is commercial, he's the thread's answer to youtubes Fine Bros.

>> No.15975932

>>15975910
Unless it has a significant format change to actually make it interesting, no.

>> No.15975935

>>15975910

No one ever reads/replies the results of those things so I don't see the point in leaving things quiet like they are now.

>> No.15975938 [DELETED] 

>>15975914
>>15975922
It's new, and has a bit of a different formula.

You really got yourself into it now anon, chained to the floor and naked in the back of a truck being carted off to a "Private Hunting Ground" for monstergirls who can scrape together the money with a few other guys bound for similar hunts. One of them's crying. Might be you actually. It's an unfortunate part of MGC's underbelly. Rape Tourism for monstergirls visiting the city who want to bring back an "exotic" husband without pesky things like visas and documentation. Though some of them are just that desperate for a husband. You'll part ways with the other victims and become the object of competition for a group of monstergirls. Your captors have "mercifully" allowed you to choose a group size however.

Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small group (4 girls)
Option 2: Medium group (6 girls)
Option 3: Large group (8 girls)
Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your hunters, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Pear Shaped
2: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
3: Busty
4: Thin
5: Chubby
6: Species Norm
7: Hourglass shaped
8: Gym Bunny
9: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
10: Choose one

Fetish: d8
1: Paizuri/Naizuri (This extends to sensitive nipples and a love of the feeling of cum on her breasts as well.)
2: Tantric Sex (Slow, sensual, and passionate. She'll take her time pumping everything out of you.)
3: Shotacon (She'll force a potion down your throat that makes you look like a kid again but keeps your dick the same size. Don't worry, it's temporary.)
4: Rape (Not like the usual kind either. Aggressive rape. Tears, begging for help and plenty of cumshots with no cooldown.)
5: Handholding Cuddlesex (That sick fuck, you'll never be able to get married now.)
6: Blowjob (She's got an oral fixation that would make a Ghoul proud.)
7: Impregnation (You don't get to stop until she's bearing your child.)
8: Choose Three

Quirk: d6
1: Christmas Cake (She's past 25, she's never had a man, and she's had enough. If she catches you, she'll be rough no matter what.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Gangrape Enthusiast (She's generous enough to let two of the other girls on the list in on raping you, if only so she can see your face twist in pleasure more.)
5: Ojou-Sama (She's rich enough to afford this trip with what amounts to pocket money, and she's in the market for a nice servant boy like you.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she plenty of Manticore Spikes with her.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Wouldn't you know it, she brought her twin sister with her. Roll another quirk for both of them to share.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two
Now list the girls in order and roll a dice based on the number of girls you took. That's the girl who catches you. Of course, if you're willing to eat out the Tanuki slaver who forced you into this she might be willing to give hints to a girl you want.
How does it go anon, and do you like your new mistress/wife?

>>15975930
>Implying I'm commercial
Cute, but no.

>> No.15975941
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Classy lizardgirl drinking tea

>> No.15975946 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
>Implying I'm commercial
You're just as bad. None of these "roll games" are interesting in the slightest. It's just an excuse to post a wall of black, spoilered text. Not one to date has spawned any worthwhile discussion.

>> No.15975948 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
>Cute, but no.
It was a good guess. You've run these into the ground as hard as you can. They don't promote discussion, they just result in spammy responses.

>> No.15975949 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
>It's new, and has a bit of a different formula.

>Literally just exactly the same roll categories as last time.

You really are insufferable.

>> No.15975953

>>15975449
1 Wight
2 Inari
3 Lich
4 Anubis
5 Baphomet
6 Hellhound
7 Apophis
8 Alice
9 Ryu
10 Salamander

I'm not very surprised by these results

>> No.15975961 [DELETED] 

>>15975948
Anon, I've stuck to a "1 per thread" rule and don't always post them.

>>15975949
Well it's kinda hard to change the categories anon, I have to change how the girl is selected, not the categories.

>> No.15975963 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
The worst part is plenty of anons will go along with this cynical quest for replies once again.

>> No.15975972 [DELETED] 

>>15975963
>cynical
I'm just trying to encourage fun though. I don't even care about replies.

>> No.15975982 [SPOILER] 
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Would a MG wearing sunglasses at all times because she was born with a birth defect that gave her one eye with black sclera be moe?

>> No.15975984
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15975984

Angels are underrated.

Considering they're my #2 favourite MG I should be shilling them more often.

>> No.15975987

>>15975984
And who is the first?

>> No.15975988 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
>Medium group (6 girls)

>Kobold
>Loli
>Tantric Sex
>Choose two
>Undead
>Semen Demon
She's fine.

>Will-o-the-Wisp
>Chubby
>Blowjob
>Semen Demon
I like this one a lot.

>Mothman
>Oppai Lol
>Tantric Sex
>Undead
Alright.

>Unagi Joro
>Loli
>Choose Three
>Impregnation
>Shotacon
>Blowjob
>Gangrape Enthusiast
I have conflicting feeling about this one.

>Kakuen
>Species Norm
>Rape
>Bakunyuu
Eh...

>Mimic
>Loli
>Blowjob
>Ojou-Sama
Another loli? Comon!


ALL OF THESE FUCK LOLIS MAN! What is up with that? Did I get kidnapped by the fucking sabbath or something?

Look at all of those middle tier girls. It's all good I guess.

>> No.15975989 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
Are you going to make these posts forever? Are they just going to plague these threads until the death of either you or 4chan?

>> No.15975990 [DELETED] 

>>15975988
Gotta roll the D6 to see which one gets you anon.
Or eat out that slaver to get your pick.

>> No.15975994

>>15975987
Kitsune.

>> No.15975996 [DELETED] 

>>15975989
I barely even do these anymore anon.
Are you going to keep hounding me until I can't do anything for the threads anymore? Someone like you already soured me entirely to the idea of being a writefag.

>> No.15975997

>>15975502
One's the de facto breast fetish/lactation monstergirl and the other's a run of the mill overpowers-and-rapes-you beastman monstergirl that has to compete with many other monstergirls that do the exact same thing and winds up falling short.

>> No.15975998 [DELETED] 

>>15975988
>>15975990
>Or eat out that slaver to get your pick.
I'll do that and pick the Unagi Joro. Happy end.

>> No.15975999

>>15975994
Would you rather touch fluffy tail or get heavenly wing hugs?

>> No.15976001

>>15975999
Please don't make me choose.

>> No.15976002

I want to find a dire nightmare and hug her!

>> No.15976005

>>15975625
>later that week their mother comes home from her business trip
>her daughters don't run up and ask her to tell them about all the people she ripped off, as usual
>they whisper about "gulags" and "overthrowing the bourgeoisie"
That's terrible anon, just terrible

>> No.15976009

>>15975449
Every time I do this I get bored before finishing it. I should end hetting a list with my top10 anyway, shouldn't I? I already have one.

>> No.15976010 [DELETED] 

>>15975996
I think they are fun, don't let em get you down. Sides, it's more fun to see what people roll up on your thread games then all the other samesy shit that people go on about all the rest of the time.

>> No.15976011

>>15976001
The day that you'll have to choose between them will come Anon. You can make this choice now or wait a little bit.

Remember that with the Kitsune you can scratch behind her ears, and with the angel you might be able to caress her halo though I'm not sure if that would do anything.

>> No.15976015

>>15976009
getting*

>> No.15976023 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
I won a gym bunny Wight who's into impregnation and is bottom heavy.
I made out like a fucking bandit.

>> No.15976024 [DELETED] 

>>15976010
Thanks anon, nice to hear something positive.
I just wish I had a cute Wyvern childhood friend I could cuddle up to when I start feeling down.

>> No.15976025

>>15976009
I did this thinking about the girls in the middle and the bottom. I already know who I like the best.

>> No.15976029 [DELETED] 

>>15975996
They add nothing to the thread and they don't encourage any sort of creativity. All the posts they make are just "Oh man I got this! Check it out!" Just stop already.

>> No.15976033

is there a pastebin for the MG anon stories or they are just randomly posted here

i feel lonely,say something about vamps wether nice or not

>> No.15976035

I want to treat a heavily muscled vampire like she's a real lady of the court!

I'll do it even if she's more at home in plate and wielding a greatsword!

>> No.15976043

>>15976033
I could never make it work with a vampire because I am phobic of hypodermics.

>> No.15976045

>>15976033
How new are you

>> No.15976048

So, what happens if a women is pregnant with a boy when she gets corrupted/monsterized? What she's pregnant with male/female twins?

>> No.15976055

>>15976048
>what happens if a women is pregnant with a boy when she gets corrupted/monsterized?
The boy becomes an Incubus.

>What she's pregnant with male/female twins?
Same as above but the girl becomes a Monstergirl. Also, they do that creepy "finish each other's sentences" thing.

>> No.15976061

>>15976043
I'm sure you would overcome your fear. Love is the strongest feeling after all!

>> No.15976067

>>15976033
Poor grammar, blind and clueless. That's something.

>> No.15976068

>>15976055
That's what I figured, but it's also boring.

So if we were to suppose that the female twin ended up absorbing all the mamonomana because magic, which left the male twin a normal human, how do you suppose the monstergirl twin would react the to realization that she's going to substantially outlive her twin brother in terms of their life span?

>> No.15976076

>>15976068
>outlive her twin brother in terms of their life span

Most likely she won't let that happen one way or the other.

>> No.15976078

Purge EVERYTHING IN FIRE

>> No.15976082

>>15976076
Twincest?

>> No.15976085

>>15976068
No worries, as soon as the girl reaches puberty, whenever it might be for monster girls, she will probably decide to rape his twin so he can live as much as her. Because mamonobama and japanese.

>> No.15976086

>>15976061
It's not nearly so bad when I can't see it happening, but that doesn't make it much better.
The fear extends to "clean cuts" of all kinds, really. Having, say, an arm blown off wouldn't cause the same revulsion.

>> No.15976092

>>15976045
>>15976067
are you gonna post anything productive regarding my questions? if not, i kindly ask you to scram

>> No.15976093

>>15976082
Yep, and because the mom was monsterized she won't stop them.
Even if the boy finds a nice human girl to date who knows if she might turn into a monster in the future. It happened to his mom so it could happen to his girlfriend.

>> No.15976098

>>15976078
But there are a lot of things fire won't work on.

>> No.15976101

>>15976076
But suppose it does.

>> No.15976102

>>15976093
Twincest is purest form of love, so this is pretty much best case scenario.

Also, legitimate MG sibling incest stories are few and far between, twincest MG stories simply don't exist.

>> No.15976105

>>15976086
How about this, she only bites you in your sleep.

I'm not sure about MGE vampires, but most I've seen from stories and shit have hypnosis powers, so maybe she could put you to sleep at bedtime, bite you, and once you wake up the wounds would already be gone. Maybe even making your sleep a little light so you could feel a little bit of the sensation during your dreams and get used to it.

I don't know.

>> No.15976107

>>15976092
You still have poor grammar and you still are blind. Stop being a faggot and I'll give you a hint: the answer you are looking for is in this very thread.

Essentially lurk more.

>> No.15976113

>>15976101
Hmm, since the whole family runs on DE they are probably going to make him join them. After all, they wouldn't want to see him die at a young age of 80 or something.
The only way I'm seeing the boy live a pure life is if he ran away and went to live someone else.

>> No.15976120

>>15976092
You've got to be the single most retarded newfag we've had,which is saying something.
Lurk or fuck off.

>> No.15976125

>>15975551
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

She's so adorable! A thousand thanks for fulfilling this request drawfriend!

>> No.15976130

>>15976092
You don't get to be arrogant if you won't even read the thread in the first place.

>> No.15976135

Why are oppai loli himederes so great?

>> No.15976137

>>15976085
>You'll never be trying to get to bed after your 16th birthday.
>You'll never feel a sudden weight press up against you and see your twin sister perched on top of you.
>You'll never start to ask what she's doing only for your question to die in your throat because she's utterly naked.
>You'll never try to shout out only for her to shove your face between her copious breasts as she slides under your sheets and starts pulling your underwear down with her tail.
>"Don't even try to stop me anon. This is going to happen."
>You'll never struggle and protest as she muffles you with her tits and you feel her tail wrapping around your flaccid dick.
>"All those whores at school, all the cheerleaders and the jocks and the nerds. They could never love you. Not like I do."
>Your panic turns to arousal as her tail tightens around you and starts pumping up and down, slowly bringing you to full mast.
>"You've been meant for me since we were born anon, I could feel it then and I can feel it now. You want this. You want me to rape you."
>You try one last time to shove her off, to get out from between her jiggling milk tanks, to grab her by her wide hips and push her plump ass and thick tail away from your dick.
>"And I don't know that because I'm a succubus anon, I know that because I know deep inside you feel the same as me. I know you want that forbidden fruit. I want it too. Itadakimasu~"
>You'll never feel all reason drain from your mind as she thrusts her hips down, stealing your virginity in one fell swoop as your mind floods with the immoral pleasure.
>The night will never be a blur of lewdness your voice leaving you as you loose load after load in your succubus sister's tight demon pussy.
>You'll never wake up with her clinging to you with your dick still balls deep inside her.
>You'll never notice your mother open the door, give you a thumbs up while grinning, and then shut the door.

>> No.15976144

>>15976135
Because it's easy to make their smug superiority dissolve by raping their huge breasts due to their weak bodies.

>> No.15976154

>>15976144
I dunno, an oppai loli ryu would probably still be strong, although it would be good to get her on her back and do forceful paizuri.

>> No.15976165

>>15976137
I didn't expect this, but sure as hell I'm gonna use it.

>> No.15976166

>>15975449
I'm surprised I didn't run into apsara on this

>> No.15976206

I need stories, Parker, stories of DEMONS!

>> No.15976213

>>15976206
And then John was a zombie type stories?

>> No.15976215

>>15976206
Well by a certain definition >>15976137 is about a demon. Just not a Demon.

>> No.15976219

>>15976166
Big bootied, chubby apsaras!

>> No.15976221

>>15975449
1. Kikimora
1. Shoggoth
3. Cyclops
3. March Hare
5. Merrow
6. Oomukade
7. Joro-gumo
8. Holstaur
9. Inari
10. Ren Xiongmao

I was expecting certain ones to be higher than they were

>> No.15976227

I want a big wurm bum for my pillow!

>> No.15976232

>>15976227
But wurm bums are hard!
You need to give them a bunch of ice cream to soften them up!

Their breasts are better anyway

>> No.15976237

>>15976154
Anon, if you were to pin down an Oppai Loli Ryu, squeeze her breasts together, and thrust your dick down into that valley of soft tight flesh, there would be nothing she could do to stop you. Mainly because she wouldn't want to stop you from cumming all over her tits.

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>>15976232
Really? Looks like it'd be comfortable to me.

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>>15976213
No you fool, THIS DEMON.

>> No.15976251

>>15976241
Would a Wurm be embarrassed if I told her that even her scales are comfortable?

>> No.15976253

>>15976237
Such lewd girls.
I'd have to take her to the bath to wash her off afterwards.

>>15976241
Eh, too soft.

>> No.15976262

>>15975625
>>15975840
>>15976005
Except Capital is an economic work, not a Communist one. You'd be depriving your sweet little Tanuki if you didn't introduce them to surplus value early.

>> No.15976265

>>15976251
A Wurm's whole body is for her husband
If a Wurm's scales please her husband, Wurm is happy!

>>15976253
You could probably make her work out for some firmer buns

>> No.15976272 [DELETED] 

>>15975938
Going all in:
-Hourglass Undead Cheshire Cat (tantric/cuddle/preggers)
-Chubby Undead Sahuagin (cuddles)
-Busty Semen Demon Goblin (paizuri)
-Busty Ojou Dormouse (shota)
-Semen Demon Manticore (preggers)
-Semen Demon Alraune (rape/paizuri/tantric)
-Pear-shaped Charybdis/weresheep hybrid (preggers)
-Loli Hobgoblin G.Rape enthusiast (preggers)

...and I am found by the Cheshire, to enjoy an awfully mad wedded life

>> No.15976278

>You will never molest a monsters thighs before they rape you

>> No.15976289

>>15976120
What's wrong with telling the man? If you don't want to spoonfeed a newfag who either doesn't realize what the links in the OP are, or doesn't care to read the op in the first place, sure.

But then why go to the effort of replying at all? Is there some inherent worth in telling some one off? I'd get it if he just hopped in and started posting our taboos but a question isn't quite like that now is it?

>> No.15976296

How sexually frustrated would a Demon be if she signed a marriage contract with a boy but had to wait until he graduated college to do anything sexual with him?

>> No.15976298

>>15976278
One thing that I would love to do is molest monster girls in public transport. Oh how have I dreamed about leaning against a dragon's wings and play with her tail using my feet while on a train or bus.

It's okay too because they are the rapists!

>> No.15976307

>>15976296
Frustrated enough that the second he graduates she'll rape him senseless and won't stop until she's pregnant. Even if it takes days.
Even if it takes weeks.

>> No.15976317

What's the best music to be playing in the background when you meet and do battle with your monstergirl rival?
Because if you answer anything other than https://youtu.be/73WWpKyuWL4 you're wrong.

>> No.15976326

>>15976317
>rival
so assuming its a mg you don't want to waifu then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18

>> No.15976332

>>15976326
And if the fight's going to end in sweaty rival ragefucking?

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>>15976307

>Be kid anon
>Parents sign a deal with someone demon lord or something to get you a wife or something
>Eh whatever
>Finally meet her
>She's a lot older than you
>You ask why and your parents say "she's just waiting till its time."
>Years pass, you get older
>Your demon wife is always there to help you through tough times and to be your support
>She even takes care of some Order bullies at school
>As you get older, you also notice her more and more
>Finally ask for sex
>She says she can't have sex with you until you finish college
>If you never finish college you will forever remain a virgin
>You nut up and decide to study hard
>Your demon wife is always there to support and help you
>You finally graduate after four long years with a degree in Shitposting
>You walk across the stage and get handed your diploma by the dean of the college
>As soon as they're done shaking your hand you notice something speed towards you
>You get knocked to the ground by your demon wife
>"There, you graduated. Time for sex."
>You protest but she deeply kisses you
>The entire auditorium is silent as you two make love, except your father who says "That's my boy!"

>> No.15976344

>>15975426
Something nice to come back home to. Good work.

>> No.15976348

>>15976335
>Fail college
>You remain a virgin
>She does too

>> No.15976368

>>15976278
I want to put a succubus in spats and then rub my dick inside the spats

>> No.15976390

>>15976206
>The only story list arranged by monster type is in the wiki

Shit.

>> No.15976394

>>15976348
>Both you and her looking at the contract trying to figure out if there's a loophole
>Like "finishing" not specifying whether it ends in success or failure
>They start considering calling the local tanuki

>> No.15976395

>>15976335
That's some sort of crazy denial and edging even I can't quite understand. ~22 years of teasing followed by sex on a literal stage, huh? What about the next hundred or so people still waiting to accept their degree, do they just keep going and try to walk around you?

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>> No.15976401

>>15976395

>What about the next hundred or so people still waiting to accept their degree, do they just keep going and try to walk around you?

They can watch or they can go about their business. So long as they don't interfere I don't think either party would care.

>> No.15976404

>>15976398
Is that the singing Mechanic Anubis?

>> No.15976407

>>15976398
>You'll never sneak up behind her and kiss her on the cheek.
And then stick it in her plump anubutt.

>> No.15976409
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15976409

>finally stand up to that green-feathered harpy bully and tell her you ain't taking any of her shit anymore.
>she simply pulls out her phone and calls her friend
>get chased by pic related not 5 seconds after
think you can take pickle-chan?

>> No.15976411

Shy muscular girls in frilly dresses are the best.
y/n?

>> No.15976414

>>15976409
I've taken pickle-chan and many other monsters before. I'm sure I can handle it.

>> No.15976417

>>15976398
Damn it I need to watch that movie again now.
Or at least pull up the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpEoMe4a0IE
Man, this was Iron Giant tier good.

You find an Ice Princess with no memory, a violent past following her, and a religious nutjob bent on using her to achieve their goals. What do?

>> No.15976419

>>15976409
Deviljho is far from the most frustrating monster to fight i'm sure i'd be fine

>> No.15976423

>>15976395
Go around them? Have you never been to a graduation before?
>College-couples having celebration sex
>Teachers finally getting to bang the cute students
>Students finally getting to bang the cute Teachers
>Monster-siblings congratulating their onii-chans and otoutos with some close skinship
>Random passerbys dragged into the orgy
It's a total fuckfest really. If you don't leave the stage with sore hips you haven't really graduated

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15976434

>>15976398
She is just so perfectly cute!

>>15976404
Appears to be.

>> No.15976442

>>15976423
So what happens to the handful of men that silently walk over, pick up their diplomas and leave without being noticed?

>> No.15976444

>>15976417
Be her frost knight.

Or her marshmallow, depending on the kind of Ice Princess she is

>> No.15976449

>>15976434
>Her paws are fake
What is this heresy?

>> No.15976452

>>15976449
>magic gloves

Her Paws Are obviously not fake

>> No.15976455

>>15976449
I'd assume some sort of shapeshifting charm to allow her to do more delicate work.

>> No.15976456

>>15976335
Can't wait until we get home? Not a very good wife. Good things come to those who wait. By waiting until we get home we can go at it for a straight week. By being impatient and doing me on the stage we only have so long as tehy will let us have.

>> No.15976458

>>15976449
It's mamono mana.

>> No.15976460

>>15976449
I'm with >>15976452

Magic gloves that her paws can fit inside to allow for some more delicate work.

>> No.15976461

>>15976449
It's obviously a cosplaying gremlin.

>> No.15976468

How many daughterus?

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>>15976348
> failing college

>> No.15976474

>>15976442
A network of Kunoichi informats reports these transgressions to the administration for remedial sex-education classes
Nobody leaves the MGCU grounds a virgin. It's in the code of conduct. Ask your RA for a through explanation of this rule if you have any questions, she will be more than happy to answer it.

>> No.15976478

>>15976470
Don't blame me, blame (you).

>> No.15976479

>>15976470
Hey, some folks spend too much time enjoying the sex, parties, and drugs on campus to successfully be students, especially if college is their first time away from home.

>> No.15976484

I want to make a big tough enforcer-type MG show me her soft side!

>> No.15976485

>>15976474
But they graduated, why would they bother showing up for that?

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>>15976434
I want singing mechanic anubis to sing to me!

>> No.15976493

>>15974432
He was raped and husbanded, that ending was basically her announcing it to him

>>15975672
Finally someone else who understand the charm of scylla species
KC needs to make another

>>15976409
>She runs barely faster than you
>You sprint for your life for nearly 3 minutes
>She almost catches you before slowing down
>She gets tired and stops running
>She bumps into your good friend Timmy
>You can hear his screams as she pins him down
>You look back only yo see her giving him the roughest, most sloppy blowjob ever
>After he cums in her mouth she's suddenly full of energy again
>The chase continues

>> No.15976499

>>15976485
At least for my uni the diploma you get in the ceremony is just symbolic, there is a document that you get from the administration that is the legal diploma

>> No.15976500

>>15976452
>>15976455
>>15976458
>>15976460
And once again I have resoundingly succeeded at completely fucking forgetting that polymorphing is a thing that Mamono can do.

>>15976461
This is still the best explanation, though.

>> No.15976512

I want to drink a doppel potion and play mario party against myself

>> No.15976516

is there a particular time these threads are the most active or does it just sort of come and go?

>> No.15976518

>>15976512
But don't you hate yourself enough already?

>> No.15976521

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, pay a visit to the Wyvern's Roost, that new bar downtown. They have a lot of draconic customers and every Monday is Manday where guys can drink for half off

>> No.15976528

>>15976512
And then anon has to go to a Mindflayer psychiatrist to deal with his newfound anger issues

>>15976516
Late night USA time/early morning EU time is always the least active (and the most comfy)

>>15976521
Sounds like the kind of bar where everything is so expensive that you basically have to rely on a rich monster girl to pay for your drink and then repay her in bed
I don't want to satisfy a thick CC Dragon just to get a glass of wine

>> No.15976538

>>15976528
Entrance and particularly exit are only negotiable by flight. They don't mind escorting you in, naturally.

>> No.15976547

>>15976528
How can it be comfy if no ones here?

>> No.15976552

>>15976547
There's usually a few people on weekdays. it's slow right now. As for comfy, I find that discussion quality is greatly improved after the kids go to bed.

>> No.15976553
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15976553

OK Anons, are you all ready for the holstaurus tipping? We're gonna hit up three farms two hours north of here and see how many we can bag. Just be careful about the minotaurs though. We lost five last time because they couldn't run fast enough. I told those dumb bastards what signs to look out for.

>> No.15976568
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15976568

>>15976553
2-time champ here
Good luck

>> No.15976579

>>15976553
What's the procedure if you wake up a Holst?
Do you take responsibility?

>> No.15976585

>>15976553
I'm going to sneak up on hellwans as they sleep.

Gonna put their paws in warm water and write fake entries into their diary's about cute boys and traditional wedding dresses.

>> No.15976592
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15976592

>be teacher at MGC High
>your class is pretty nice except for 3 delinquent dog-girls
>they curse, bully other students, pick fights, and read lewd magazines in class
>they even called you a spineless needle-dick
>you go and tell the principal that they need to be properly disciplined, and she allows you to use "harsh methods"
>show up to class the next day with a spray bottle and rolled up newspaper
>the girls are a little shaken, but manage to keep up their tough attitude
>until they start causing trouble, that is
>they shake down a cyclops for her lunch money
>*spritz spritz* "bad girls"
>catch them skipping class on the roof
>*bap bap* "bad girls"
>at first it seems to be working, but then they start getting in trouble more often whenever you're around
>and for some reason, whenever you punish them, their faces get flushed and they begin breathing heavily
>they've even started sneaking porn mags focusing on teachers
>this has to be some way of messing with you
>things only get worse when one day they come in wearing collars that each say "Anon-sensei's bitch," which gets you called in to the principal's office
>she just tells you to leave collars for the bedroom

>> No.15976597

>>15976317
Roundabout

>> No.15976599

>>15976553
We're tipping them over on their backs to mating press them, right?

>> No.15976600
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15976600

>>15976485
>After four years of being a paranoid loner and staying unremarkably in the middle of your class standings, you graduate from MGCU without being raped by a monster.
>You're mostly moved out of your room already, with just enough clothes and supplies to fill a pair of mid-sized duffle bags remaining to get you through the days leading up to graduation.
>Some RA left a note on your door about remedial sex-ed classes, but that wasn't in your major when you signed up so fuck it, you have a celebratory road trip away from MGC waiting for you. You don't need to walk into such an obvious ambush.
>As you take your first step off campus, your body freezes in mid-step.
>Only able to move your eyes, you notice a knife with an ornate looking paper tag pinning your shadow in place.
>Kunoichi.
>Of course. There's a whole clan of them that runs one of the sororities. The administration loves using them to enforce the code of conduct.
>They mainly go after the weabs in the AV and martial arts clubs though. You've definitely steered clear of those poor bastards, but it looks like it wasn't enough.
>"Too bad, you almost made it out. Unfortunately for you, we make a point of looking out for the ones smart enough to try and fly 'under the radar', so to speak."
>You recognize the warm, honey-like voice of the class salutatorian. She's famous on campus as a caring big sister type, but you've seen how ruthless she can be when it comes to rule breakers.
>"Attempting to leave campus without losing that sweet little cherry of yours is a serious violation of the student code of conduct, Anon."
>She's staying out of sight behind you, but you can feel her hot, moist breath on the back of your neck as she leans in to smell your hair.
>"If you actually made it off campus, my perfect disciplinary record would be tarnished. My sisters would be so ashamed!"
>Her slender, nimble fingers are idly playing along your ears, occasionally lightly pinching or rolling the lobes. It feels amazing, but even if you weren't paralyzed you wouldn't give her the satisfaction of knowing she's getting to you.
>"I'm so glad we caught up to you before that happened. You'll see how silly all that wasted effort was after a few hours, and you'll live a much happier life."
>Wait, we?
>That's when her sisters to your flanks begin softly 'Fufufu'-ing.
>Clever Girl.

You can't escape Ninja Pussy, Anon.

>> No.15976603

>>15976538
"Negotiable by flight" is a little vague. Unless it's a floating island, who's gonna stop me from hauling a huge-ass ladder out there and climbing up myself for kicks?
Of course, you did mention exiting in particular, so some smartass would probably knock down my ladder and prevent me from leaving without a girl smugly princess-carrying me down.

>> No.15976613

>>15976553
It's not holst tipping unless it ends like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq6VT4m9MA4

>> No.15976615

>>15976603
Parachutes, Anon. Those dragon girls aren't getting an easy prey.

>> No.15976617

>>15976553
Are Hakutakus tippable? Maybe it's best tp ask one.

>> No.15976629

>>15976617
>Are Hakutakus tippable?
Probably not.
Real cow tipping isn't a thing because females average 1,500+ pounds (680+ kgs) and males average 2,200+ pounds (998+ kgs). Good luck getting either to budge an inch; you'd have better luck tipping over a smart car.

>> No.15976645

>>15976615
Anon, if you try to base jump out of the bar, you'll just dangle helplessly from your parachute in front of all those predatory draconic girls as you float down. There's no way they could resist snatching you out of the sky and having their way with you if you do that, from their point of view it'd be like wearing a shirt that says "I'm running like prey, please capture and violate me into traumatized docility."

>> No.15976653

>>15976645
I'd totally wear a shirt that said that in MGC

>> No.15976654

>>15976617
If you asked that she'd give you a full course on how to properly tip her
She'd even reward you nicely if you're a good student

>> No.15976668

>>15976600
Time to go maximum over-chuuni and beat up an entire sorority of kunoichis

>> No.15976672

>>15976600
But I joined the Paladin fraternity.

>> No.15976682

>>15976668
But Anon, they just want to use their advanced training and ninja techniques to give you an out of this world first time. If they happen to make you ahegao a few times before settling in for some post-coital snuggles, is that so bad?

>>15976672
That's not exactly flying under the radar, Anon. Every monster on campus wants to fuck a Paladin-initiate.

>> No.15976693

>>15976682
>Every monster on campus wants to fuck a Paladin-initiate
No can do. College is not the place for lewdness and I have an exciting, Justice-filled career ahead of me.

>> No.15976697

>>15976693
That kind of naive optimism is exactly the sort of thing the more callous sororities on campus make a habit of targeting. Your campus life is going to be fraught with peril and magical date-rape drugs.

>> No.15976711

>>15976697
Then it's going to get ugly, but I'll come through the crucible stronger for it. They had their chance to leave me alone.

>> No.15976712

>>15975449
1 Demon
2 Lilim
3 Dragon
4 Mindflayer
5 Titania
6 Jabberwock
7 Ryu
8 Dark Slime
9 Wight
10 Hakutaku

>they will never be my onee-san

>> No.15976713

>>15976693
Who are you trying to fool?

We all know paladins are for turning into house-husbands

>>15976712
How would a Dark Slime onee-san be like?

>> No.15976715

>>15976682
I'll bet they're the type of girls to steal a poor guy's virginity for the sole purpose of upholding some archaic rule and leave him out in the cold, so to speak.
Kunoichi are strangely alluring, however.

>> No.15976721

>>15976600

Is this when you point out that you technically left campus in time, ruining her record by a mere step?

You may not have won the battle, but in my eyes you won the war; after you're able to move again, of course..

>> No.15976736

>>15976713
Why can't I be happy, anon?

>> No.15976740

>>15975545
Obviously the Weresheep. The rest are glorious Arctic and Antarctic master race.

>> No.15976785
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15976785

>you are sleeping in your bed, spooning your waifu after a long day of work
>suddenly there is a noise outside your bedroom, you wake up
>you sit in the bed, paying attention to any other possible disturbance source
>nothing happens
>you decide to go back to sleep
>then you heard them, steps, followed by what seems to be a giggling of "some kind"
>someone is out there
>you quickly get out of the bed
>pitch black, you try to turn on the lights, but no luck, it seems there is no power in the house
>more steps
>you man the fuck up, grab your cellphone and open the door of your bedroom
>you can discern some basic forms with the dim light of the screen in the darkness
>there is someone (a person?) at the end of the hallway, just outside your daughter's bedroom door
>start to walk slowly towards it
>the person is kneeling, back towards you
>you recognize the figure, it's your daughter, wearing her cute pink pajamas with bunnies
>she's drawing something on the door, in red
>"hey sweety, what are you doing out here in the dark?" you ask
>she doesn't reply at first, you kneel and put a hand on her shoulder
>she finally answers, but she still doesn't turn around
>"I'm okay daddy, just doing a picture of me and my new friend!"
>her voice is really odd
>you aim the light and look over her shoulder
>your's daughter hands are red
>the door is splashed in red
>there is a red drawing of a little girl in the door

Who is your little girl's new friend!

Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll 1d12.

1-A sadistic ancient devil from inmemorable times
2-A red cap with a hockey mask and a chainsaw, who has being "befriending" various families in different states for the last years
3-The ghost of a little child, the daughter of the previous owners of the house, who mysteriously disappeared one day
4-A doll you found outside your house one day, she seems really attached to your daughter
5-A man eating (wink) plant girl of abnormal size from your garden
6-A dirty small mexican girl, with a poncho and fangs
7-You just can't describe the little girl, but you can tell she is an inconceivable horror, a hideous monstrosity.. wearing a maid uniform
8-A genki loli clown girl from a painting in your bathroom
9-The mummy of a quiet little girl from the local museum
10-A blondie girl from her class, she has red eyes and fags, with an unnatural beauty and a snotty attitude
11-The dead body of small girl recently found in the sewers. She seems very smug to be dead.
12-YoU dOn't hAve a daUghTer, yOu Don't hAvE a wAifU, It's All In yOur hEaD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjJ_uFz-Z9g

What do you do then? Will you allow your daughter to keep being friends with her?
You got a 12? Sad!

>> No.15976819

>>15976785
8.
The Clown girl is actually an arachne in disguise and she's got plenty of balloons

Anyway, her mother raised her better than to believe in magic or witches. She better wash her hand and go to bed before she wakes up!

>> No.15976820
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15976820

colored a thing. tried to make it fuzzy and comfy. store up your cuddles this fall anons, winter is coming and you'll need to stay warm for the season.

>> No.15976831

>>15976785
>A dirty small mexican girl, with a poncho and fangs
Welp, time to get the two of them to help me convince the waifu to adopt her.
That'll be, what, the 5th one? I'm sure she'll be happy with so many cute sisters.

>> No.15976840

>>15976820
I think you forgot to colour in her underpants. Why would you make such a silly mistake?

>> No.15976854
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15976854

does anyone remember the story with the hakutaku teacher and her failing student who gets private lessens from her?

>> No.15976862

>>15976840
> implying underwear is necessary for cuddling on the couch in the fuzziest sweaters in all of MGC

It's not even a lewd suggestion. Maximum comfy just requires a degree of freedom.

>> No.15976864

>>15976854
it was called teachers pet, cant rememver who put it up.

>> No.15976865

>>15975426
Nice. You write fast.

>> No.15976868

>>15976785
>4

I'm not sure what to make of this
I guess she can keep her new creepy Living Doll friend, I'm fine with it, my waifu is fine with it but will she be able to make other friends then?
Befriending a Mindflayer is already a risk on its own but if she goes around with that Doll they'll be known as the "horror movie" duo and no one would play with them
I sure as hell won't stand for my precious daughter to not have a childhood friend so that doll better behave and learn how to stop scaring people

>> No.15976875

How many Kunoichi stories do we have? I can't think of any. They need more love.

>> No.15976876

>>15976864
thank you

>> No.15976883

>>15976600
>lie and tell her you've been waiting to marry someone special until after you got your degree

It's not hard, anon. Anyone able to fly under the radar for four years should have a trick or two like this. Your sex life or interests are none of their business anyway.

>> No.15976884

>>15976875
I had a piece of shit one I did ages ago, I've been thinking about redoing it but I've got enough problems as it is.

>> No.15976897

>>15976785
I rolled a 5. Didn't like the result so I went to the other website and proceeded to roll another 5. I wouldn't even have a garden for crying out loud! My house would be surrounded by glorious SMOG at all hours! The most we would have is robo-plants. Robo-plants that produce SMOG.

Unless one of those robo-plants just Mamonobama'd into a full blown Automaton somehow. In which case: shit, guess I got another daughteru.

>> No.15976909

>>15976884
I had this over the top story about a teenage Kunoichi who didn't want to become an assassin like the tradition ordered and instead wanted to become a vigilante
There was also another Kunoichi who had failed her mission, died and was reincarnated by her own regret, after learning that she couldn't get another shot at her mission she loses it and wants to punish herself for eternity

The undead Kunoichi would basically go around Zipangu causing chaos just to get people to attack her

Things happen, the 2 Kunoichis fight, they end up marrying the same samurai
Undead Kunoichi forgives herself
Teenage Kunoichi becomes a vigilante
Good ending

>> No.15976914
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15976914

Devil Bugs deserve love and headpats and cuddles.

>> No.15976915

>>15976785
>7
"That's great hun, but it's bed time. Let's clean this up and you can finish tomorrow."
Silly shoghteru, making such a mess. I figure we should invite that kiki girl's family over some time though- it's good that they've maid friends, after all.
hideous? don't speak that way about kiki, she's my kid's friend. rude

>> No.15976920

>>15976914
I'd marry a Kiki with a German accent and military history if it meant we shared the same views on removing devilbugs. They developed quite the armory back in the great cleaning purge, you know.

>> No.15976923

>>15976785
Rolled a four

Here's to being a terrible husband and hoping either my daughter or doll makes the first move.

>> No.15976926
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15976926

>>15976553
This will not end well

>> No.15976933
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15976933

>>15976920
Kikis are slavs though.

>> No.15976937

>>15976926
>I've never seen anybody try and tip the Holst now that she's alert

>> No.15976938

>>15976933
An ultra rare silver Kiki!

>> No.15976942

>>15976926
I still wish a busty Minotaurus sorority would make me their boytoy.
Complete with "chugging" contests.

>> No.15976947 [SPOILER] 
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15976947

Which MG has the best ass?

>> No.15976949

>>15976914
True

>>15976920
You say that now but if your home was invaded by a swarm of Devil Bugs and you were gang raped for days on end you'd change your mind
I bet you would even lock your house down and live in filth with your multiple wives, daughters and grand-daughters who you all have sex with

>> No.15976951

>>15976942
>"chugging" contests
Oh sweet lawd yes.

>> No.15976956

>>15976947
The one you love the most.
And she wouldn't have to wear that hat inside if some idiot just did his job and fixed that hole in the roof.

>> No.15976960

>>15976947
Devil

>> No.15976961

>>15976949
That's disgusting, and you sir seem to enjoy living in filth. I'll be as far away as possible with my meido, hoping for the day they invent a pesticide strong enough to fix your problem.

>> No.15976968

>>15976947
Scylla, Kraken and Mindflayer
The tentacles accentuate the ass

>> No.15976969

>>15976951
There's everything to love about a bunch of horny busty cowgirls pumping you full of lust drugs to keep your balls producing, tying you to a chair, and taking turns sloppily blowing you without stopping while the rest of them chant "Chug!" to see who can milk the most out of you.
Winner gets exclusive bedroom rights to you for the night.

>> No.15976999

>>15976968
Those tentacles will be accentuating your ass as well if you don't stay away from them.

>> No.15977008

Why does anybody even care about KC? Praxis has such better writing.

>> No.15977011

>>15976785
>2
Are we going to die? It's all really ambiguous.

>> No.15977026

>>15976785
>8-A genki loli clown girl from a painting in your bathroom
...my first and foremost question is this.

/Why/ do I have a painting of a little clown girl in my bathroom?

>> No.15977036

>>15977026
Fun lolis are cute and they like to watch you shower.

>> No.15977042

>>15976961
Take a moment to think about it
Wouldn't you enjoy waking up to 20+ girls who each love you from the bottom of their heart?
You'd have absolutely no obligations either, no need to work, no need to clean, etc... Just you and your loving family having sex everyday

You can at the very least admit that this lifestyle has its charm

>>15976969
I thought it'd be the other way around, them forcefully breastfeeding you until you're so full of their sweet nutritious milk that you can't even move
And then they take your milk to be even

>> No.15977047

>>15975449
2 Baphomet
2 Kraken
2 Lich
2 Living Doll
2 Nureonago
2 Oomukade
2 Redcap
2 Vampire
2 Wight

God damn it not again

>> No.15977080

>>15975449
I did this when it was first posted
I'll do it again in a few months just to see how things evolved

>>15977047
They're all tied? I didn't even know that was possible
Great tastes by the way

>> No.15977092

>>15977026
What are you talking about? I ALWAYS take a picture of Clownpiece into the bathroom with me, ifyouknowwhatImean.

>> No.15977094

>>15975449
1 Large Mouse
2 Dwarf
2 Humpty Egg
4 Arch Imp
4 Hobgoblin
4 Jubjub
7 Wererabbit
8 Alice
8 Giant Slug
10 Flow Kelp

Check out these mad stats. Feels a little innacurate though, Devil and Devil bug should probably be above flow kelp or giant slug. Otherwise the list is pretty spot on.

>> No.15977118

>>15975449
>1k question
2spoopy

>> No.15977129

>>15977042
>I thought it'd be the other way around
Nah man, that's the aftercare.
And what you drink with your breakfast every morning. You're starting to notice that you're getting a bit buffer too.

>> No.15977133
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15977133

I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO A MONOEYE!

>> No.15977164
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15977164

Spiders of exceedingly beautiful appearance.

>> No.15977168
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15977168

>>15977164
gentle bondage spiders

>> No.15977171

anyone have a monster girl daki?

>> No.15977177

>>15977171
Miiafag has like 6

>> No.15977190

>>15977177
woah, would love to see pics.

>> No.15977194

>>15977190
Look them up in the archive.

>> No.15977196

>>15977171
I have a design for one.

Some of the others I do own cases of could technically count as MGs (Digital Alien Lifeform, Golem/Automatons, etc.) but are very much human in design.

>> No.15977241

>>15976166
Funny thing about that just done a check and I completely forgot/skipped her despite working from an alphabetical list, everyone else appears to be there though.

>> No.15977243

>>15975449
1 Hellhound
1 Lich
1 Lilim
1 Shoggoth
1 Ushi-Oni

I have a problem.

>> No.15977252

>>15975449
>there are people so lazy they use the tie/don't care option

>> No.15977254

>>15977042
No. I'd rather go live in a nice place with a nice waifu and do nice things. Enjoy the dumpster you call a house filled with the nothing you own.

>> No.15977269

>>15976785
>5

Looks like my daughter planted an alraune in the backyard. Better check it out.

>> No.15977272

>>15977252
Good to know I'm not the only one that avoids indecision like the plague.

>> No.15977275

>>15977272
I mean, why use the sorter if you're not going to sort them?

>> No.15977289

>>15977171
I've seen a few around
Anubis
Tentacles
That one Lilim OC
And the EMG ones
>>15977177 These too

>>15977254
Well, I guess that's more cute Devil bugs for everyone else to enjoy
Go and become a wageslave just to keep a "nice" clean house filled with "nice" things

>> No.15977294

>>15977243
Problem? I see no problem here.

>> No.15977299

>>15977289
I don't care about the Devil Bugs that much, but this Anon has a point. Who needs a "nice place" and "nice things" when a waifu is the nicest thing of all?

I, for one, need nothing else.

>> No.15977300
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15977300

Anyone knows the source of this pic? I got it second-hand and probably compressed.

>> No.15977312

Does being flat chested increase a MG's smugness?

>> No.15977318

>>15977312
I'm not too sure, but I do know that there is way too many smug lolis out there who need a good dicking to learn their place

>> No.15977319

>>15977300
I was going to tell you to quit being lazy but saucenao and iqdb have nothing, now I'm curious.

>> No.15977328
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15977328

Get on my ass,
ya wee bitty fuck!
If I pull out the KY,
yer shit out o' luck!

Who's that guy,
that handsome young thing?
After I fuck 'im,
he'll get up and sing!

>> No.15977335

>>15977275
It's more like "I recognize that, comparing these two things, I'll like one more depending on how I feel that day" or "I don't care about either of these very much in the first place, and they'll both wind up near the bottom." Rather than a list, such a chart plots out a more realistic "tier list" of S, A, B, C, D, and F tier girls.

>>15977294
I just realize my type is all to dangerous, is all. I'm not in for a pleasant life where I get to decide things should I get what I want.

>> No.15977337

>>15977328
That's a lewd sea shanty!

>> No.15977363

>>15977328
>>15977337
AYE-AYE-AYE!
STROKE UP YOUR COCK,
AND KEEP YOUR AIM HIGH!
AYE-AYE-AYE!
COME BUST YOUR NUT,
RIGHT IN ME EYE!

>> No.15977385
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15977385

>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! A COLLAR!

>> No.15977401

>>15977385
Would you let a Gremlin augment your sexual abilities?

>> No.15977410

>>15976785
>2

So we all got horribly murdered then? That's kind of boring. Unless that chainsaw is made from demon silver, which is entirely possible seeing how its MGC.

>> No.15977413

>>15977385
Sauce? It's not on sud's pixiv or booru

>> No.15977455

>>15977385
Why must Gremlins be so cute? KC can't get away with this.
>>15977413
Probably a commission and he sent it to anon before updating his galleries.

>> No.15977460

>>15977385
I was NOT expecting Gremlin art all of a sudden, but hot damn I'll take it.

>> No.15977494

>>15977328
Shark Girls are scary.

>> No.15977517
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15977517

>>15977300
>>15977319
Mystery solved.
It's a commision work from an obscure artist who also made this pumparum harpy set.

>> No.15977522

>>15973718
Seeing how the West deals with fantasy porn, and particularly with MGE in the face of this thread, I don't get my hopes up. But if they make it into something more coherent somehow, then yeah, I might decide to follow their interpretation.

>> No.15977529
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>>15977385
>those protrusions in the upper hands

>> No.15977536

>>15977529
You know exactly where those are going huh.

>> No.15977537
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Gaping goo

>> No.15977540

>>15977537
I'm gonna stick it in her thigh just to confuse her

>> No.15977544

>>15977537
So much potential. So few stories.

>> No.15977546

>>15977537
My eczema spread to my left hand, I need some cuddle puddle in my life.

>> No.15977550
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>> No.15977558

>>15977550
Hey there tuts. Is Alpie not playing with you today?

>> No.15977559
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>>15972674
Does something like this exists. but you have like a mousegirl asking a hellhound/manticore if she cant rape.

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>>15977559
Would be pretty funny with a Unicorn.

>Sitting there staring at virgins with the thousand yard stare of lust
>Hellwan rolls up and does the "Can't rape?"
>Close up of super lewd but also restrained rape urges Unicorn face
>Secret 4th panel of crazed Unicorn absconding with one virgin tied to her back while Hellwan gives a thumbs up in the background
>VeryfastUnicornmovingathighspeeds.png

>> No.15977572

>>15977517
>>15977300
>NSFW HD is broken, thumbnail only
Fag

>> No.15977573

>>15977559
I'd imagine some loli monster asking a Manticore who just injured her tail that.

>> No.15977617
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15977617

I wonder how demon silver is made. there has to be some kind of process.

>> No.15977625

>>15977617
Probably more or less the same as how we make steel on our world. Instead of iron you have demonic silver ores or something.

>> No.15977628

>>15977617
Literally mamonobama, I don't quite remember if you needed iron or silver, but when it becomes monster territory bam, demon silver.

>> No.15977631

>>15977617
Hello gorgeous!

>> No.15977642

>>15977625
>>15977628
I guess I could headcannon it so cyclops and those that deal in manipulating energy can infuse metal.

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>>15977385
For some reason I imagine gremlin sounding like Ranko Hata from SYD.

>> No.15977656

>>15977617
Fire and Wind come from the sky; from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the Earth.
Once giants lived in the Earth, anon. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom and took from him the secret of Demon Silver.
Crom was angered, and the Earth shook. Fire and Wind struck down these giants and cast their bodies upon the waters, but in their anger the gods forgot the secret of Demon Silver and left it on the battlefield.
And we've found it. We're just men. Not gods, not giants. Just men. Demon Silver has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its mystery, anon. You must learn its discipline. For no one in this world can you trust; not men, not women, not Monster Girls. THIS you can trust.

>> No.15977669

>>15977642
More or less, if you want other explanations rather than MAGIC!

>> No.15977681

>>15977669
I find it weird that im more accepting of mecha pulling the "its magic, shut up" excuse then I am for MGE

>> No.15977682

>>15977546
I know that feel.
Both of them.

>> No.15977690

My waifu can beat up your waifu and my daughteru will bully yours

>> No.15977698

>>15977690
I will borrow your power drill and then fail to return it.

>> No.15977699

>>15977656
Conan wouldn't mind monster girls right?

>> No.15977707

>>15977699
Hell no. He'd bang them like any one of us.

>> No.15977709

>>15975790
Thank you

>> No.15977713

>>15977529
Just think of them as juicers.

>> No.15977715
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15977715

>>15977617
>Somewhere deep in the Demon Realm

OUR PRODUCTION RATE IS BOTTOMING OUT, WHERE THE HELL IS OUR SILVER ORE SHIPMENT IT'S 2 DAYS LATE ALREADY!

WHY ARE THE DWARF SMITHS OUTSIDE PICKETING? DID YOU BUMBLING MANAGERS SAY THEY COULDN'T HAVE HUSBAND BREAKS? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! DO YOU WANT ME TO REPLACE YOU ALL WITH ANUBI OR SOMETHING?!

THE CHIEF GREMLIN IN QUALITY IS RETIRING AND NONE OF YOU THOUGHT TO PROMOTE OR HIRE A NEW ONE?!

THE CYCLOPS ARE ALL ON VACATION THIS WEEK, ALL OF THEM, NOT A ONE IS HERE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL!?

WHY IS HALF OUR WORKFORCE LITTLE DEVILS NOW, THEY AREN'T SUITED TO THIS TYPE OF WORK! I DON'T CARE IF THEY COST HALF AS MUCH WHEN THEY DO 1/4 OF THE WORK OUR PREVIOUS WORKERS DID!

I LEAVE FOR 3 MONTHS TO LEAD THE WAR EFFORT TO CORRUPT A CAPITAL ORDER CITY, AND MY ENTIRE SUPPLY LINES FOR WEAPONS IS IN SHAMBLES!?

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR DAMN JOBS YOU BEST GET THIS SORTED OUT BY THE END OF TODAY!

AND INFORM THE SECRETARY TO GET IN MY OFFICE! TELL HIM IF HE DOESN'T MAKE ME CUM 10 TIMES BEFORE LUNCH HE'S FIRED! AND BRING ME FOUR LATTES WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT AND IF ANY OF THEM ARE FOAMY SO HELP ME CHIEF GOD YOU'RE IN FOR IT!

>Loud door slamming noises

>> No.15977721

>>15977681
I think that means you care a lot more about dem monster girls, in a "I want it to be as logical as posible so I feel closer to them" way, or something.

>> No.15977723

>>15977699
>>15977707
When Conan sees a ghost babe in one of Howard's stories he jumps out the fucking window.
They call him The Barbarian for a reason. The second he sees something the slightest bit monstrous it's chop first, ask questions later.

>> No.15977730

>>15977721
Yeah, that's the main reason why there are so many arguments about canon here and why mamono mana is widely disliked despite it being a godsend that makes everything better

>> No.15977734

>>15977715
Is that hatesex or just her being tsundere?

>> No.15977742

>>15977715
WE AIN'T 'AD NOTHING BUT MAGGOTY BREAD FOR THREE STINKING DAYS

>> No.15977743

>>15977723
Ghosts are spoopy.

>> No.15977744

>>15977681
>Mecha
tell me your favourite mass produced mech and can it work as a autmaton?

>> No.15977749

>>15977744
>Gestpenst MKII
I would love to see an automaton gestpenst

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>>15977742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4V3UUY95A

>>15977734
I'm pretty sure it's Sadcubus.

So who knows.

>> No.15977755

>>15977734
>>15977751
I had forgotten how long ago this was.
>>/jp/thread/S15082277#p15087415

>> No.15977761

You know what would be nice?
A red Devil with a big stone hand and a trench coat eating pancakes with a happy smile on her face.

>> No.15977766

>>15977755
That was... weird. But arousing.

>> No.15977788
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15977788

How about a story of a raccoon living in the suburbs, trying to be a positive role-model to the rest of her community while fighting racial stereotypes?
How about including the "monsters rape" as one of them?

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>>15977572
You're doing it wrong.

>> No.15977791

>>15975449
1 Echidna
1 Nureonago
3 Basilisk
4 Ryu
4 Shirohebi
4 Wendigo
4 Werebat
4 Wight
9 Alice
9 Crow Tengu
9 Houri
9 Jubjub
9 Kikimora
9 Titania
9 Troll
9 Unagi Joro

...pretty accurate, all told.

>> No.15977796

>>15975449
1 Baphomet
2 Devil
3 Arch Imp
4 Familiar
5 Hellhound
5 Hinezumi
7 Will-o-the-Wisp
8 Kraken
9 Yeti
10 Soldier Beetle

A firm follower of Sabbath, I am.
(and I have no idea why Hinezumi got so high)

>> No.15977829

>>15975449
1 Kikimora
2 Devil
3 Wendigo
4 Sylph
5 Parasite Slime / Slime Carrier
6 Medusa
7 Familiar
8 Living Doll
9 Lich
10 Glacies

Not sure what made Kiki jump up my list so damn far. My tastes seem to have changed since the last time I did this. Just a tad, though. I blame the thread. Of course Gremlin will inevitably be at the top once she's added to this thing.

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15977855

CUTE SHEEP

MAKE ME GO MEEP MEEP

>> No.15977873

>>15977829
>Of course Gremlin will inevitably be at the top once she's added to this thing.

But her profile is not released yet, it should be in about 3 months (if KC sticks to the release order on his website)
What if it turns out that you dislike her profile?

>> No.15977877

>>15977788
Is she still a lying, thieving, perverted, greedy nook?

>> No.15977878

>>15975449
1 Kejourou
2 Kraken
3 Nureonago
4 Ryu
5 Sandworm
6 Titania
7 Unagi Joro
8 Basilisk
9 Flow Kelp
10 Gnome

I'd say that sounds about right.

>> No.15977892

>>15975449
1 Dragon
2 Cheshire Cat
3 Kikimora
4 Jinko
5 Anubis
5 Dormouse
5 Khepri
8 Kunoichi
9 Salamander
10 Cursed Sword

Not sure if I'd call that a 100% correct, but close enough.

>> No.15977905

>>15977873
>What if it turns out that you dislike her profile?
That's not possible when my very heart and soul will change to accommodate her.

>> No.15977915

>>15976785
>12
So great, my happy family is a hallucination.

>> No.15977919

>>15977796
>(and I have no idea why Hinezumi got so high)
Same thing happened to me, I knew I liked Hinezumi but was surprised I ended up picking her over other girls so frequently.

>> No.15977922
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15977922

>>15975449
1 Salamander
2 Anubis
3 Basilisk
4 Echidna
5 Thunderbird
6 Sphinx
7 Wurm
8 Golem
9 Ushi-Oni
10 Ryu

The top Half was pretty accurate for me.

but the bottom half was somewhat a toss, I definatly rank "Jinn of the Jar Higher" Than Cu sith

If memory serves me correctly, the only times it screws up is if one press "tie" or "I dont care for either" to many times

>> No.15977941

>>15977922
I'd love to see mono work on that even more.

>> No.15977960

>>15977790
Yeah, I already got it

>> No.15977984

>>15975449
1. Apsara
2. Hinezumi
3. Raiju
4. Youko
5. Kitsune-bi
6. Gyoubu Danuki
7. Vampire
8. Familiar
9. Damphir
10. Merrow
>All of the zipangus are close together
Intriguing.

>> No.15978020

Would water horse hag eggs be transparent and frog-like? With you being able to see the little one inside?

>> No.15978031

>>15978020
>water horse hag
Who?

>> No.15978042

>>15978031
Otohime, the drug dealer and slave master.

>> No.15978046

>>15978042
I want to chill in an opium den with a degenerate sea horse! We could soak in a nice bath and just puff-puff.

>> No.15978049

>>15978042
This meme needs to die and stay die.

>> No.15978058

>>15978020
First of all don't call her names
I'd be a bit weird to see inside, I'm gonna assume her eggs look like huge precious stones

>>15978042
Hey she doesn't control what her guests bring to her party and she sure as hell doesn't deal in slavery either
People need to stop spreading rumors about best dragon she is a goddess A GODDESS

>>15978049
Agreed

>> No.15978071

>>15978058
You already sound like a slave with a drug addiction and Stockholm syndrome.

And eggs looking like stones for a 100% fulltime water girl makes little sense outside of sharks.

>goddess
Oh wow, she can make a tidal wave and lives with Spongebob. Levi-tan is leagues stronger than her, and Shin-Ryu is still top bitch.

>> No.15978073

>>15978058
>Best dragon

C'mon Anon, she makes you addicted to fun if you inhale the smoke that comes from the FUN box. She also brainwashes everyone in the sea palace by doing that stupid dance of hers.

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15978094

Tell me about Alraunes. Specifically, the kind that want to become astronauts so they can help terraform new worlds to sustain human boys.

>> No.15978097

>>15978071
>stone colored eggs
>sharks
Most sharks have mermaid purses or give birth to live young.

>> No.15978098

>>15978071
Well do you live with Spongebob?

>> No.15978119

I want to have an intimidatingly big Wurm rump shaking right in my face!

>> No.15978120

>>15978097
Jackson sharks lay weird spiral drill eggs that are hard.

>> No.15978123

>>15978119
Wurms with big butts?

>> No.15978124

>>15978073
>Anytime an MG does anything even remotely attractive it's automatically brainwashing even if she's just fucking dancing for the hell of it
This meme also needs to die and stay die.
Also, the box is just a fucking box of illusions. It only shows things in the city that you could experience, and even shows possible crushes. It's no more addictive then a kaleidoscope.

I can't understand why people are going through all these mental gymnastics and stretching the hell out of her profile just to hate on her.

>> No.15978125

>>15978071
Whatever you say, I strongly disagree with the egg part but I'm not going to argue

>Oh wow, she can make a tidal wave and lives with Spongebob

Now that's just mean, she runs an entire palace filled with wonders and pleasure undersea, all the aquatic monster revere her and she has as much power as any Ryu

>>15978073
The fun box doesn't make you addicted at all, it makes you reconsider your poor life decision and then with your own rational thoughts you decide whether or not to go back to Ryugujo and live a fantastic life and stay on land and live like a peasant

>> No.15978127

>>15978071
There's nothing wrong with loving your seahorse master!

>> No.15978128

>>15978123
Wurms with YUUUUUUUUGE butts!

>> No.15978130

>>15978094
What if they evolve and advance drastically over 500 years and claim the planet as their own?

>>15978098
Kraken does.

>> No.15978135

>>15978130
>and claim the planet as their own?
Well they'll still need seed.

>> No.15978139

>>15978120
Those are mermaid purses anon. They're not the eggs themselves.

>> No.15978144

>>15978125
>as much
Anon, you're a bit deluded if you think she does. There's a reason Ryu's origin myth is also present in China and even parts of India, and why Otohime is forever a NEET under the sea in Japan.

>> No.15978147

>>15978139
Don't they technically count in a way as eggs?

>> No.15978148

>>15975449
>1 Vampire
>2 Amazoness
>3 Lilim
>4 Apophis
>5 Kraken
>6 Demon
>7 Hellhound
>8 Titania
>9 Kejourou
>10 Liliraune


So yeah, almost the same than the top10 I made on my own.

>> No.15978150

>>15978147
No. The eggs are inside. Like a spider egg sac doesn't count as an egg.

>> No.15978152

>>15975449
1 Holstaur
2 Kejourou
3 Cheshire Cat
4 Titania
5 Troll
6 Yeti
7 Inari
7 Unagi Joro
9 Mad Hatter
10 Kikimora
10 Youko
12 Kakuen
13 Cupid
13 Dark Elf
13 Kraken
16 White Horn
16 Wurm
18 Pharaoh
19 Jubjub
19 Ren Xiongmao

Give it to me straight doc, how's my taste?

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>>15977715
>You will never have to fuck a Business Lilim super hard to keep your job

I'm not sure if this is a happy or unhappy feel.

I mean on one hand it's a business Lilim which sounds awesome but on the other hand your job would be on the line more often than it really should be whenever she's having a bad day.

>> No.15978158

>>15978124
This man gets it

>>15978125
>go back to Ryugujo and live a fantastic life OR stay on land and live like a peasant

>>15978144
If you say so, I don't even care that much about her power she's just a beautiful, rich and fun-loving girl who deserves much more love than she is currently getting

Can you at least admit that she is pretty?

>> No.15978159

>>15978152
Terrible

>> No.15978161

>>15977133
Whatever you say there Shoggy

>> No.15978169

>>15978128
How yuge we talking?
Yuge enough that they look like she stuffed baskeballs down there?

>> No.15978179
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15978179

What's the prettiest smile you've got?

>> No.15978178

>>15978169
A huge as the pic with the Wurm eating pie would indicate, which looked even bigger than basketballs.

Or possibly even bigger!

>> No.15978182

>>15978150
Due to how eggs work, it could be seen as an egg, seeing as how the purse is the shell and inside is a lone developing egg cell.
Much like bird or snake eggs, or eggs in generalm

>> No.15978186

>>15978179
Yours, Anon.

>> No.15978187

>>15978178
I'd be careful
Wurms who subsist on pie get chubby pretty quickly.

>> No.15978188

>>15978186
MG infiltrator pls go

>> No.15978189

>>15978158
>pretty
Sorry, but no. Her hair, which reminds me of those geisha prostitutes, kills it for me.

>> No.15978191

I want to warm up a qt White Horn!

>> No.15978192

>>15978187
That's okay, I'll do a lot of working out with her to make sure those pies go to all the right places!

>> No.15978194

>>15978191
>warm up
Anon she's capable of surviving nuclear winter. If you take off her coat she'll be literally steaming.

>> No.15978195

>>15978189
What's wrong with Geisha?

>> No.15978196

>>15978191
But she will overheat!

>> No.15978198

>>15978194
>nuclear winter
Post apocalyptic survival story with comfy SoL scenes ahoy!

>> No.15978200

>>15978195
The hair looks stupid to me, and the whole pale white thing is offputting outside of Ghosts or Liches.

>> No.15978201

>>15978192
Thats good.
Some folks don't even bother with that or a wurm happens across a pie deposit on her own and feasts upon it, resulting in something known as a 'pudge tunneler'.

>> No.15978202

Succuviruses are dangerous anon, please remember to keep your Valkyrie anti-virus up to date

>> No.15978208

>>15978202
Valkyrie anti-virus is designed with several holes in it. They expect you to fill those holes yourself.

>> No.15978210

>>15978182
Anon, don't try to debate club this like a moral quandary. The nice thing about biology is that words have hard definitions. You can't fudge it. They're not eggs. They're egg cases. Even most beach combers know that. So you were wrong but you also learned something new. Be happy that you're smarter now than you were an hour ago instead of trying to rationalize to yourself that you were never wrong.

>> No.15978212

>>15978128
BIGLY

>> No.15978215

>>15978152
Troll is questionably high
What do you find so attractive about her?
Cheshire is a great girl, glad you aren't letting the general consensus ruin her for you

Otherwise I can agree with your tastes, especially the top 10 (Troll aside)

>>15978189
That's not a finality, she can change her hair cut

>>15978191
So do I, White Horn is dangerously close to making me rank a centaur girl waifu-tier
Right now all of them are either in friendzone or trash tier

>> No.15978227

>>15978210
>trying to rationalize
Anon, they function 100% like regular eggs. How are they not eggs?

>> No.15978229
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15978229

going to the beach with a daywalker vampire!

>> No.15978233

>>15978215
Actually, it is a finality. It is a hair iconic with the underwater Disney World, and would be on 99% of all Otohime as a status symbol.
Only difference would be color.

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15978237

>>15978208
Then she's not doing her job, and has to be punished!

>> No.15978239

>>15978229
Are daywalker vampires common in the MGE world?

IIRC average vampires become weaker than even human girls in sunlight there.

>> No.15978252

>>15978239
Easy to rape you say?

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15978254

>>15978239
I want to comfort my vampire ojou while we're outside during the day! I'll even let her ride on my back as I hold her parasol!

>> No.15978255

>>15978215
Maybe it's her nice smells, maybe it's her motherlyness, maybe it's her cute complex about her hands and feet.

Or maybe because she has an ass you can serve dinner on.

>> No.15978256

I want to make a Gandharva prove how good she is by telling her to play Freebird.

>> No.15978259

>>15978239
Old real vampires didn't give a fuck about sunlight. That shit was made popular later.

>> No.15978263

>>15978239
>>15978259
Dracula had no trouble walking out during the day.

>> No.15978265

>>15978227
Because they are not a normal egg membrane but rather essentially a fully keratinized shell encasing the egg. It's a convergent evolution type thing, like how whales and fish look pretty similar and occupy similar niches but have vastly different biology. Instead of the egg evolving a shell, the shark evolved a case for the egg.

>> No.15978267

>>15978256
>Freebird? I don't know that one
>Anyway, here's Wonderwall

>> No.15978279
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15978279

A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo~
There lived a humble family, religious through and through~
But yay there was a black sheep
Her name was Young Moth-chan
And she dreamed a dream of fucking rocking all the time~

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15978294

>>15978254
Kinda like this?

>> No.15978299

>>15978200
>Geisha lich

Hmm

This has the potential to be something.

>> No.15978310

>>15978267
If she's not willing to play it I'm sure
>>15978279
Moth-chan would.

>> No.15978312

>>15978255
That's a sound reasoning, I hope you'll get to eat a nice dinner cooked by your Troll waifu one day

>>15978256
>Gandharva
The poor girl never gets talked about
In fact most harpies aside for Jubjub and Crow Tengu never get any love

Are all anons racist towards birds?

>> No.15978315

>>15978312
I hate birbs

>> No.15978318

>>15978315
Birds are preparing for thanksgiving!

>> No.15978319

>>15978299
>geisha lich smoking a pipe
>when you warn her that it's bad for her she gives you a stare with "you're an idiot" written all over it
The advantages of being undead.

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15978334

>>15978239
>People still believing there's a difference between Daywalker vampires and the actual article when as >>15978263 makes note of, Vladislaus Tepes III in Bram Stoker's novel had no issue with daylight
>Outside of mild irritation and his powers being weaker
>MFW people keep associating a weakness Count Orlok had with Dracula
>MFW Vampires in MGE are probably chuuni enough to believe that Max Shreck is the real Dracula over a man who removed kebab gloriously
>MFW You will never run into the sunlight to try and escape a haughty, Ojou-sama Vampire and yell at her that everybody knows that Vampires die in sunlight
>MFW she'll never smirk smugly and walk right out into the busy street with you standing there, people moving out of her way like the waters of the Red Sea, the sun caught in her raven hair
>MFW she'll never take your chin in her slender, black nailed fingers and forcibly mouth fuck you her tongue, only to pull back and smile seductively at you
"Vhat now, fuck-tart?"

>> No.15978335

>>15978294
Kind of, except with her riding on anon's back and anon smiling at her while she pouts

>> No.15978342

>>15978319
Is it weird that I want to lecture ghosts and undead about their health?

>> No.15978343

>>15978334
>the sun caught in her raven hair
Don't even try to get that shit past me you cheeky bastard.

>> No.15978350

>>15978334
And suddenly, I'm in the mood for Shadow of the Vampire

>> No.15978355

>>15978350
Shadow of the Vampire?

>> No.15978361

>>15978355
2000 remake/retelling of Nosferatu.

>> No.15978364

>>15978361
Does Orlok still look goofy?

>> No.15978369

>>15978364
It's Willem DaFoe so I'd imagine it looks pretty normal.

>> No.15978374

>>15978342
Undead has unhealth. But still, unhealthy things are not good for them.

>> No.15978375

>>15978342
Yes, I bet you would tell a Wight to watch how much wine she drinks too.

>> No.15978377

>>15978369
Ehh, Defoe looks goofy enough on his own.

>> No.15978378

>>15978364
Thin, nerdy vampire girl with bat ears.

>> No.15978384

>>15978342
Of course not. It shows that you care for them.

>> No.15978385
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15978385

What does a harpy smell like when you hug her?

>> No.15978389

>>15978385
Chicken.

>> No.15978395

>>15978385
Like a harpy.

That's the cutest bird I've seen in a long while though.

>> No.15978398

>>15978343
http://imgur.com/a/bgwDl

>> No.15978403

>>15978385
Ticklish and fluffy

>> No.15978405

>>15978385
Gonna fiddle with those ears!

>> No.15978426

>>15978385
Will she turn into the Alter version of herself if I pull that ahoge?

>> No.15978437

I want to violate a Lich

>> No.15978445

>>15978385
Birds smells really weird. I remember on time my parrot was in my shoulder and I gave him a sniff.

He was taken to the bath moments later.

>> No.15978446

>>15978437
Do it.

>> No.15978464

>>15978385
They smell like fresh air and cereal
I'm not usually into ears but I'd play with those for days

>> No.15978466

>>15978437
I had a dream where I groped and fingered a sweaty Lich. I have to say it is pretty good.

The number of monster girls dreams has been increasing a lot lately. I hope they rape me soon.

>> No.15978467

>>15975449
I'm only 60% done with this thing and I'm having to spend up to a minute on each choice, this isn't fair.

>> No.15978477

>>15977715
Wait a minute! i recognize this pic, it was made for a greentext about a tsundere lillim i think, does anyone have it?

>> No.15978483

>>15978437
>start molesting her while she researches
>grope of the breast here, finger or two there and no reaction
>start getting serious and finger her to orgasm, still nothing
>you tape two mini vibrators to her nipples and shove a full sized one in her pussy and sit there watching for a while
>30 minutes pass with not a sound from her except the turning of pages as she mixes potions
>thinking about it you realise you're low on milk so you run to the store
>on the way home you get talking to a kitsune you used to know and have a good chat about the old days, before long over an hour has passed
>you arrive home only to find the lich panting on the floor while trying to scribble the few notes she can manage
>"why the hell didn't you take it out of it was distracting you that much?"
>"It felt too good" she says while partially covering her face with her tome
Remember, monster girls still feel pleasure even if they don't show it at first.

>> No.15978485

>>15978477
>>15977755

>> No.15978486

>>15978265
So it's basically an egg with different materials, plus much more space within?

>> No.15978490

>>15978486
>so it's basically this thing only it's not?
Yes.

>> No.15978491

>>15978485
Thank you kind Anon.

>> No.15978492

>>15978312
Phoenixes would rekindle the love for birds and revive discussion.

>> No.15978496

>>15978490
Why is biology so whack, and our biologists so inefficient with their info?

>> No.15978503

>>15978496
Scientists are trained in science, not in communication. You want to know science? Learn it.
Now let's all grab our daughterus and watch Carl Sagan's Cosmos.

>> No.15978508

>>15978312
The only bird I care about is my woman, Griffon.

>> No.15978539

>>15978508
Reminder that Griffons LOVE the taste of dick
http://i.imgur.com/d6Sna4m.jpg
That's not a joke, a kind anon translated the bottom text and it basically said this

>> No.15978541

>>15978503
But I want to make bootleg cider with a Dryad and drink it, not watch the discovery channel or Cosmos.

>> No.15978545

>>15978541
Fine, then go do that.

>> No.15978557

>>15978539
Yeah, I saw that.

>Griffon sucking my cock while I lick the tip of her ahoge
I would do so many things with one. Hopefully that Anon was right and she is being released after the next monster.

>> No.15978563

>>15978492
We've spoken about phoenixes a lot in the past.

>> No.15978575
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15978575

I want to get blown by a ghoul with shark teeth who is such an expert at mouthfucking that she can run her teeth along a dick without scratching it.
I'd irrumate her until she's cumflated

>> No.15978593

>>15978557
>Ice Queen followed by Griffon

2 top tiers profile in a row
Ice Queen might turn out to be bland but I have high hopes
KC literally cannot ruin Griffon, even if he gave her a split personality like Chimaera she'd still be great

>> No.15978602

>>15978593
I think she would be like dragon where she is all haughty and proud but in bed she goes crazy.
She has wings, arms, tail and legs too, the full set for hugs. It's not wonder she took the second place in my ranking.

>> No.15978603

>>15978593
>KC literally cannot ruin Griffon
You underestimate his anti-skill as a writer.

>> No.15978609
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15978609

tenderly bullying a kitsune with her tails and ears

why are odd ears always perceived as a weak spot on MG?

>> No.15978613

>>15978609
Ears are a weak point on humans too. So you just transfer over the weakness, and make it more soft and velvety.

>> No.15978616

>>15978593
What exactly is wrong with split personality?

>> No.15978617

>>15978609
They're also a weak spot on humans

>> No.15978620
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15978620

Sometimes it's the simple Wocks in life

>> No.15978622

>>15978575
I want a plump tanuki to use me as her chair while she does her accounting!
Absentmindedly milking me until she's sporting a big, cumfilled stomach at the end of her work!

>> No.15978624
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15978624

>>15978603
>TFW that no matter how much the thread hates you, you can never be blamed for introducing furries or birthing fetishes to monstergirls
>Or have absolutely god-awful world building that'd make even Stephenie Meyer cry

>> No.15978628

>>15978620
Aww, poor thing is stuck in a void.

>> No.15978630

>>15978624
Birthing fetishes?

>> No.15978631

>>15978616
I don't know, I personally like it (and I love Chimaera too)
From what I gathered most people don't particularly care for it and some outright hate it

>> No.15978634

>>15978624
>Birthing

Vietnamese flashbacks

>> No.15978641

>>15978624
It's a comforting feel. Like waking up each morning and reminding yourself that you're not Anthony Burch.

>>15978630
I guess it means that thing about watching the demon lord give birth?
Or just the general concept of MGE girls getting physical pleasure from giving birth.

>> No.15978651

>>15978622
i just imagine her trying to get up after she's done only to realize she can't because of the weight of your cum, and because her tight hole won't let go of your dick

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>>15978609
Careful about retaliation

>> No.15978671

>>15978655
I would almost literally just melt on the spot if a kitsune blew, breathed into, and kissed my ears like that.

>> No.15978672

>>15975449
1. Holstaur
2. Hakutaku
3. Yeti
4. White Horn
4. Wight
6. Kikimora
7. Cupid
7. Cyclops
7. Dullahan
10. Titiana
10. Troll

Finally done with this, these results don't surprise me in the slightest.

>> No.15978673

>>15978655
Source?

>> No.15978679

>>15978651
>Tanuki tries to stand up only to find that a cum filled stomach is pinning her to you, her suit popped open so you can see the big ol bump.
>She pouts up at you and asks why you didn't stop her again.
>You simply smile and tell her that she wouldn't have stopped anyways.
>End up having to carry the pouting tanuki, her womanhood still clamped to your member and your arms hooked under her armpits so you can carry her around.
You also leave it unsaid that you could pin her and keep going if you really wanted.

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15978682

>>15978671
Ears must be protected from these vixens.

>> No.15978690

>>15978624
Furry was always a matter of time with how Japan treats it.
I just wish Cait Sith didn't distract them from the other cats.

>> No.15978702

>>15978651
>>15978679
>Monstergirl riding you cowgirl and getting cumflated to the point where she actually doesn't have the strength to lift herself off of your dick
>So she just keeps riding it, in an endless cycle, getting more gravid with seed and weaker in composure as you continue filling her up
>She has to bear it all until you finally burn out, which could take just under a day, depending on your enhancements

Yes please.

>> No.15978703

>>15977194
sorry, dont know where that is.

>> No.15978710

>>15978703
The easily searchable /jp/ archive. Use your common sense.

>> No.15978717

>>15975449
1 Crow Tengu
2 Vampire
3 Lich
3 Lilim
3 Shoggoth
6 Arachne
7 Mindflayer
8 Apophis
9 Jiangshi
9 Jorou-Gumo
11 Lamia
12 Oomukade
13 Hellhound
14 Gyoubu Danuki
14 Pharaoh

Misclicked a few times, but mostly accurate.

>> No.15978718

>>15978622
>>15978651
>looked trought every writefag pastebin
>only 1cumflation fic and it was the loli anubis

i guess its not a popular thing

>> No.15978724

>>15978718
I'm not believing you looked at my pastebin and survived. That thiing's full of so much shit and bad writing that it's about the same as opening the Ark of the Covenant and looking into it.

>> No.15978728
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15978728

>>15978724
Hi! I see you're desperate for attention. Here's a tiny spider cow to keep you company, writefag-kun.

>> No.15978729

>>15978728
>That spider anatomy
I'm triggered.

>> No.15978732

>>15978718
To be fair, cumflating lolis is fun

>> No.15978734

>>15978718
>>only 1cumflation fic and it was the loli anubis

Was it any good?

>> No.15978739

>>15978718
Could you please kindly share the link?

>> No.15978749

>>15978732
>Cumflate an Alice
>Watch as my cum bursts out of her ass and pussy and forms a small puddle where she is laying
>She starts licking it up, trying to get it back inside her body

This is why lolis are bad, they make you do horrible things to them.

>> No.15978756

>>15978385
Like twigs and nature dawg.

>> No.15978759

>>15978724
i just skimmed the titles,not bothering to click if the title didnt had anything of what i was looking for

>>15978739
http://pastebin.com/DmKXaGXe

>> No.15978760

>>15978749
I'd rather plug her up so that when the memory wipe kicks in she gets shocked by the size of her sloshing stomach.

>> No.15978764

>>15977537
To be honest, the last time I considered writing a Slime story it involved pseudo-body possession by putting part of her mass into his body through oral contact, only to make him jack himself off with one of his arms against his will.

Followed by PLEASURE SPHERE envelopment and other /d/ tier Slime shit.

>> No.15978771

How would a school environment effectively use Kunoichis?

>> No.15978773

>>15978764
That sounds pretty great though. Slimegirls should be utilised to their full sexual potential.

>> No.15978776

>>15978771
Preventing cheating on exams.

>> No.15978778

>>15978764
Now let's all agree to never be creative again.

>> No.15978784
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>>15978728
He's not going to like that gift when she's fully grown in 7 DAYS SEVEN DAYS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6MHALqACM SIETE DÍAS

>> No.15978807

>>15978759
Thank you, sir.

>> No.15978816

>>15978385
They'd probably smell like soap, perfume, and whatever shampoo they use to wash their hair or feathers.

>> No.15978819

>>15978816
>perfume
Fuck that, anyone who wears perfume deserves a slap.

>> No.15978834

>>15978385
Feather musk, exhaust fumes if they've been flying over an industrial area, and dead mice.

>> No.15978836

>>15978641
>Or just the general concept of MGE girls getting physical pleasure from giving birth.
I dono, that sounds petty hot.
I'll just find my way out...

>> No.15978850
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15978850

A Succubus wishes to learn more about our culture in exchange for some sexy times. What do you offer her?

>> No.15978854

>>15978850
She could read a book.

>> No.15978855

>>15978850
A look into a Clinton presidency so we both have a reason to leave this plane of existence.

>> No.15978863

>>15978854
That's not very helpful. She could end up reading a book like Twilight or Atlas Shrugged and end up deeming our version of humanity unworthy.
>>15978855
>oh cool, blowjobs!
This may backfire horribly.

>> No.15978864

>>15978850
My absolute favorite film: Koyaanisqatsi.

>> No.15978865

>>15978855
Nothing a little corruption can't fix.

>> No.15978866

>>15978850
I show her the internet.

>> No.15978873

>>15978682
>An Arachne will never nibble my ears while I'm tied up in her web.
>I'll never be relentlessly teased with ASMR until I give in and let her have my way with me.
Fuck.

>> No.15978874

>>15978863
Just a normal history book then.

>> No.15978876

>>15978864
Well now I've got Philip Glass in my head.

>> No.15978880

>>15978850
Kamen Rider, Pacific Rim, and a bunch of cool video games I played as a kid.

>> No.15978884

>>15978873
And they say hell doesn't exist.

>> No.15978890

>>15978850
Read a few books for her, take her to a museum, watch some movies. And done.

>> No.15978899

>>15978850
Obviously the best idea would be to immerse her in it.Take her to dinner, catch a movie, walk around the mall for a bit. Introduce her to a regular outing, and she'll probably start asking about everything she sees.

>> No.15978912

>>15978784
This looks much too soft for a rapetrain ushi. I'm not really happy with the doughyness and elf hair, I think.

>> No.15978917

>>15978884
Just imagine it though.
>You're tied up by an Arachne.
>You can't break free, you can barely even move.
>And that spider girl is scuttling around you, chuckling lewdly all the while.
>Sometimes she nibbles one of your ears, rolling her tongue around the tip.
>Sometimes she caresses your cheek and blows into your ear.
>Still other times she whispers lewd things to you in a tone that sends shivers down your spine.
>Your boner is painfully erect, but she won't rape you.
>You expect her to do that. It'd be too easy.
>She won't fuck you until you want it with all your heart. Until you beg for it.
>Until then, she'll keep teasing you.

>> No.15978925

>>15978773
It's actually pretty cliché and tired. If you want Slime lewdness look at one of LDR's paywall stories.

Though it does have slimegirl futa and corruption

>> No.15978926

>>15978563
Actual MGE Phoenix though.
Not like my concept of Phoenix in my shitty setting's saga, a random anon's interpretation of her, or MGK Phoenix who has been through kindergarten and highschool over 90000 times and has an overly cheery attitude when not crying herself to sleep over lost friends throughout the ages will spark much interest.

>> No.15978934

>>15978917
I would be too scared to get a boner.

Spiders are too scary.

>> No.15978938
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>>15978912
Rapetrains can't be soft? Since when?

She's still going to put you through the hardwood floor when she rapes you anyway.

>> No.15978939

>>15978917
The dream I try to achieve in a nutshell.

>> No.15978946

>>15978938
Not if I distract her with brownies and run into the pool first!

>> No.15978957

>>15978934
There's this thing called a "fearboner" anon, look it up. She'll break you eventually.

>>15978939
I know man. I know.

>>15978946
Anon, that Ushi's pretty Ara Ara. She'd be the one distracting you with brownies.

>> No.15978960

>>15978938
Soft ushies are lovely!

>> No.15978962

>>15978957
There are no such thing as fearboners.

>> No.15978965

>>15978962
Shh, mamono mana can make it real.

>> No.15978974

>>15978965
There are some things not even mamono mana can make real.

>> No.15978975

>>15978962
It's an instinct. When your body perceives danger, it wants to leave descendants before it dies.

>> No.15978979

>>15978938
Eh, I still prefer the original design or the other dark skinned ushi.

As much as I like unique takes on girls, this one just feels off somehow.

>> No.15978984

>>15978957
>She'll break you eventually.
No way! I'm not that anon, but she could rape me into unconsciousness and I would still call her a creepy spider!

>> No.15978991

>>15978984
But she won't rape you anon. She'll keep teasing and teasing until you snap.

>> No.15979002

>>15978991
And what if he doesn't snap? Some of us have an iron will you know?

>> No.15979013

>>15978962
If there's something I learned while growing up secluded, it's that they do exist.

>> No.15979023

>>15979013
>>15978975
Does it really works like that? Doesn't your brain say "Run away" and instead of sending blood to your dick it sends to the rest of the body?

>> No.15979033
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15979033

>tfw no jaded rabbit co-worker.

>> No.15979039

>>15979033
Silly Rabbit, idealism is for kids!

>> No.15979040

>>15979023
It happens after you get out of danger.

>> No.15979045

>>15979002
No one can resist teasing like that forever.

>> No.15979050

>>15979023
Can't speak for everyone, but if the thing that is spooking me is also slightly sexy in any way I'll have the hardest boner before I even ran five steps.

I just hope this doesn't end me in some sort of ironic way. Other than that >>15979040

>> No.15979053

>>15979040
Wouldn't that just make it a reliefboner instead of a fearboner?

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>>15979033

>> No.15979068

>>15979059
That rabbit looks rich.

Bet she travels everywhere with bodyguards and a butler.

>> No.15979073

>>15978926
Nah, pretty sure those past ideas about how a phoenix would work will have way more thought put into them an MGE version. KC will find a way to fuck it up for the sake of fucking somehow.

>> No.15979079

What Oneesan is the best to cuddle?

>> No.15979084

>>15979079
Kuddlefish.

>> No.15979087
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>>15979079
a kuddly kraken

>> No.15979089

>>15979079
Wocky, Demon or Titania. This is the holy trinity of nee-sans.

>> No.15979095

>>15979079
Kej

>> No.15979101

>>15979053
Yes, and in other news a broken pelvis isn't fun and is one of the worst pains ever.

>> No.15979105

>>15979073
She keeps "dying" and "reviving" every several weeks or months, going from loli to milf during that time.
This is just speculation, of course

>> No.15979106

>>15979079
Flow Kelp!

>> No.15979111

>>15979105
Godamn, that actually sounds pretty nice. IK I would appreciate a girl like that cause I'm a fan of almost all body times. So having some variety built in would be pretty great

>> No.15979113

>>15979079
Titania

>> No.15979115

>>15979023
Not really. It used to be a theory that it did when executed men were discovered to ejaculate on death, but they discovered it was due to pressure on certain areas of the neck during hanging triggering it.

I guess fear boners and angel lust make for a hot scene in hentai and stories though.

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>>15979105
Meh. Already had the idea that she'd live a roughly 20 year life cycle. In 1 year, she'd age approximately 4 years physically, and when she got really old at around that 25 year mark, she'd ignite and start over.

>> No.15979127

>>15979115
First the pleasure of being cummed inside, and now fear boners.

Is the world build upon lies? This is too sad, I need my waifu.

>> No.15979138
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>>15979079
The Onee-san who has the most arms of course.

>> No.15979140
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15979140

>Beautiful autumn day
>Crisp and sunny, heavy cumulus clouds on a blue sky making a sharp contrast to the vivid orange leaves in the trees
>Followed by a cold, clear night under a large, bright full moon

I wish I had my wolfu here to share today with me.

Uploaded the image to the wrong post? Don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.15979145

>no succubus that has a thing for writing non erotic childrens books

>> No.15979153

>>15979127
Don't feel too bad, there are actually women out there who get off to the idea of a man cumming in them. The pleasure of being cummed inside is an actual thing in their cases. Not to mention some women claim to be able to feel a cock twitching in them as it ejaculates and enjoy it immensely.

>> No.15979166

>>15978917

Girls who make you beg to get raped are the best.

>> No.15979173
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15979173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pWEZQWzcKc

>> No.15979174

>>15979138
Ninja spiders?

>> No.15979181 [SPOILER] 
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>>15979145
Fairies are basically Succubi.

And they write children's books like Chi Pa Pa

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15979182

Let's discuss Automatons, and most specifically equipment, weapon loadouts, and alternate bodytypes.

For instance, would tauric and "heavy" Automatons have huge fucking titties? Would pear-shaped loli Automatons wield disproportionately large bladed weapons?

>> No.15979199

>>15979145
Is being "pure" (or just doing things non-sexually) a fetish in MGC or something?

>> No.15979211

>>15979182
>heavy weapons Automaton
>actually translates to "massively endowed" Automaton
I could get behind that. But honestly I'd rather be in front.
>start groping heavy weapons Automaton's "heavy weapons"
>Automaton complains in monotone about your unproductive actions and proceeds to instruct you on how to reach orgasm though sexual intercourse and therefore recharge her in great detail

>> No.15979218

>>15979182
Way before the MGE automaton, I've always had the idea in my head for robot-girls who are built as countermeasures to fight monstergirls. Wherever for pacification, peacekeeping, or whatever.

Thinking about the sort of techniques and armaments those mechanical girls would have to successfully fight and beat down even the strongest monstergirls has never stopped being interesting.

Hellhound gone rogue, or an ignis arsonist causing fires? Send in the automaton with compressor-turbine engines built into her body, so she can effectively redirect the air and starve the target of the oxygen needed for firestarting.
Need to take down an evil baphomet? Get the Hulkbuster-tier tank automaton, and weaken the bapho with gas and electrical-based weaponry and traps.
Raiju villain who wants to use the city's entire electrical grid for her own personal use? High-resistance automaton with capacitor units built into her body, designed to absorb electrical discharges and use them to power herself. Probably not a bad idea to make the mechanical girl GO FAST too, if she's fighting lightning-themed enemies.

>> No.15979222

>>15979182
What if I just mix and match parts?

>> No.15979228

>>15979182
I want Automaton types of other MGs. Like an Automaton Redcap that can pull her hat down over her face, and spin her head to use it like a drill and glide through the dirt like an earth worm.

>> No.15979233

>>15979211
Those titties are bound to be very sensitive.

>> No.15979239

>>15979181
>Promestein is dead

FUCK

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>>15979182
>Be in lab under siege by horny monsters
>Your Automaton's calibrations aren't finished yet, but you have no choice in the matter, activate... THE SIEGEBREAKER
>Blast door opens, MGs like Minotaurs and shit are giving you cat calls with their comically oversized wrenches. Goddamned full moons.
>KSSH-UNK KSSSH-UNK KSSSH-UNK
>It trundles into view, colossal Gorilla-like arms balancing a large, almost portly metallic body with small, squat legs
>Single red eye lights up and the Automaton tells them to move, or be removed
>You can hear the carnage of MGs getting thrown across the way towards water or pummeled into the ground, your steamwork automaton effectively saving your ass
>Back in your lab, it pauses, steam coming out of the chest chassis after it sustained damage
>Opens to a buxom Automaton's body connected by various rods and wires to the outer shell, her lower arms still bulky compared to the rest of her
>TFW sweat rolling down her fabricated skin, made to resemble a pale human's, steam and heat coming out of her nethers
"Master. I require re-fueling."
>TFW fucking Automaton in her armor while it goes on Auto Piloted rampage

>> No.15979275
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15979275

>>15977194
>>15977190
Found it

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>>15979239
There's other girls anon.

>> No.15979281

>>15979275
This guy deserves the same treatment from the gods as Pygmalion got.

>> No.15979285

>>15979218
Those sound rad as fuck.
>>15979248
Unf.

>> No.15979286

>>15979277
>Shirome is dead

GOD

>Eden is sealed for 100+ years

FUCKING

>Ilias is dead

DAMMIT

>> No.15979312

>>15979281
He's going to take an uncouth girl and make her into a proper lady?

>> No.15979313

>>15979211
I wonder how soft those are

>> No.15979316

>>15979312
No, the gods will bring those dakis to life.

>> No.15979329
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15979329

what did she meant by this?

>> No.15979332

>>15979312
The old legend, not the play

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15979335

>>15979286
They're all just fine in Paradox anon!

Jesus fuck did part 2 of that come out yet or what?

>> No.15979337

>>15979329
Hopefully she's here to kill me and make sure I never come back.

>> No.15979339

>>15979329
She's going to have a deal with you! I hope you brought your portable Tanuki because those ninajas have some spooky deals.

>> No.15979344

>>15979339
Can't I just fight her?

>> No.15979345

>>15979329
She wants to challenge you to a dungeon & dragon game.

Better prepare the doritos because this chuuni Kunoichi will not be satisfied with just one round.

>> No.15979349

>>15979316
>>15979332
Guess it's up to me to make an uncouth monster girl into a lady.

>> No.15979353

>>15979344
I guess you can, but she also know how to deal with feisty targets.

>> No.15979358
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15979358

>TFW stuck in a damned if do or damned if don't story framework

>> No.15979361

>>15979182
I like how automatons could record and review all observations they have made. Every word you've said, every reaction you've made, every time you've blinked.
An automaton might look like it's spacing out, but it's re-watching files of you sleeping.

>> No.15979363

>>15979335
Development on part 2 started just a few months ago.

>> No.15979369

>>15979337
But demonic silver can't kill you. It only makes you turn into an incubus.

>> No.15979371 [DELETED] 

What happens to the men that accidently stumble onto

>> No.15979372

>>15979358
In what context? Mind giving a tl;dr of it?

>> No.15979375

>>15978334
>Cram a crucifix in her bust and run across the nearest stream
>Laugh at her and say vampires can't cross running water
>Wait for her to cross confidently
>Start running again, all the way home
>Stand inside and laugh at her because vampires can't cross thresholds uninvited.
>Wait for her to step inside before running into the kitchen
>Start cooking some tasty soup
>Smirk as I crush garlic in and laugh at her, serving a bowl, because vampires can't handle garlic
>She starts to eat, making happy little sounds as she does so because soup is delicious, naturally
>Wait for her to finish before I head into my bedroom and laugh, because vampires can't get pregnant.

>> No.15979377

>>15979281
>All the dakis become real
>They all produce variations of Miia with slight emphases on different facets of her emotions, as the expression of the daki and its artstyle indicates

>That top left one drawn by Loen becomes a Miia who is utterly seductive and in her element, all warm smiles, gentle playfulness and serpentine sexuality
>The next one to the right is a Miia who's less divinely and unreachably elegant, still playful, and a little submissive at the same time. A willing tease who can warm one's heart with an utterly cheerful and pure smile
>The next becomes a Miia brimming with the emotions she'd feel on her wedding day. Giddy devotion, happiness so strong she feels it could just well up inside her and make her burst into light and joy
>The rightmost one is a morning snek. Touchy-feely, messy bedhead, a little slow and languid. She makes her post-sleep vulnerability into an asset, knowing that her baring herself to her lover in that state, to open herself to him, will mean he'll have to submit and go wild with her. Which just means more warmth for her

I guess the long one lying to the horizontol of the lined-up dakis is a default Miia, with a baseline personality as she appears in the manga.

Damn. Wish I had a daki of my waifu.

>> No.15979378

>>15979369
Demonic silver only turns you into an incubus if it's infused with demonic energy, though. Otherwise it just saps your strength.

>> No.15979380

>>15978718
guess you didn't look through mine.

>> No.15979381

>>15979371
If it's found out that they masturbate or what?
That's a crime and you would be sentence to the fuck fields. The fuck field is just a government owned boyfriend-for-hire and isn't that bad at all. If you don't mind cuddling lonely monster girls that is.

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15979383

Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
https://exhentai.org/g/987085/f6e38c55ce/

>> No.15979385

>>15979378
Demonic silver is just iron imbued with a shit ton of DE. The difference between sapping your strength or going full incubus is whether the amount of it crosses the instant incubization threshold, like a Basilik's gaze or any other high level monster instant transformation effect.

>> No.15979388

>>15979375
>Cram a crucifix in her bust
should have crammed something else there

>> No.15979390

>>15979388
Calm down, anon. Now's not the time for lewd. that comes later.

>> No.15979391

>>15979378
Considering a kunoichi is after that anon, it's safe to assume he's becoming an incubus.

>> No.15979392

>>15979385
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Realm_Silver
>One of the typical ores that can be mined underground in demon realms. The raw ore is a metal with a pink luster, but occasionally it changes into various colors such as black or red due to processing.
>Its properties make it easy to imbue with demonic energy, and it is the most suitable metal for creating magic items.
>When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, spirit energy or demonic energy will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.
>By infusing weapons made of demon realm silver with demonic energy, it's even possible to change human women into monsters.

Doesn't say anything about incubization, though.

>> No.15979397

>>15979375
>Vampires can't get pregnant
>Ends with her absolutely destroying your pelvis, bed, and floor
>She disappears for a period of time after giving you the vampire's kiss
>You can't even spank the monkey or jack off without wanting her to bite you on the neck anymore
>She shows up in broad daylight carrying a shape in swaddling cloth
>It's a small baby girl with her mother's leonine eyes and black hair
>She starts speaking French to you
>Everything after that's a blur, winding up with you on top of her and her arms held above her body playfully
"You were like a demon last night, little boy. You nearly frightened me."
>Motions for you to listen to what she has to whisper into your ear
"Do it again"

>> No.15979407

>>15979397
>Laugh in her face and run away to the nearest church
>Stand inside the holy grounds and mock her because every one knows vampires can't get married.

>> No.15979418

>I put a spell on this book. A spell to change you into a wonderfully lewd girl..... you see.
>Did you like it? Welcome to the world of monsters...
>- Mistress of Lescatie, Druella

Am I turning into an alp?

>> No.15979419

>>15979372
Basically, a story involving a would-be Hero actually meeting the Demon Lord in her castle, finding it actually intentionally sparse save for a few servants trying to give him refreshments and such.

Only to find out that it was a clichéd ruse by the Big Bad herself in order to make him face his demons, in this case not a Lilim, but an eight-foot-tall Bloodthirster-esque Minotaur variant with a bone to pick with him.

Graphic violence against each other that has them regenerating because of BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, ending in hatesex and his eventual incubization.

>> No.15979427

>>15979419
Interesting. A bit odd, but could be good. So what's the problem?

>> No.15979429

>implying vampires can love mortals as more than bloodbags and slaves
You're deluding yourselves anons

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>>15979418
>Main demographic that would've gotten the book is male

Something tells me it wasn't an accident

>> No.15979437

>>15979407
We are dealing with a genious anonymous, vampires beware.

>> No.15979439

>>15979418
What are you talking about?
If you want to discuss trannyshit like alps, you can gladly take it to /d/ or /lgbt/.

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>>15979435
What if a flayer flays another flayer?

>> No.15979443

>>15979435
It's been KC canon since WG1 or 2 that Deruella cursed every single copy of MGE to monsterize whoever read it.

>> No.15979444

>>15979429
I mean, you're half right.
I was kinda surprised to learn that about them after checking their profile. But the problem fixes itself.

>> No.15979447

>>15979427
It's literal fanfiction of Druella's mother.

>> No.15979453

>>15979443
So women not only have to avoid even seeing monsters for fear of growing extra parts, the can't even look at pictures of them just in case.

No escape.

>> No.15979461

>>15974216

35
Oomukade, Gargoyles and Mindflayers

These imperfect and underappreciated mamonos somehow seem more compatible with my calloused soul.

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>>15979429
I wanna be a vampire's bloodbag

>> No.15979466

>>15979441
They marry.

>> No.15979468

>>15979380
link?

>>15979397
why french out of all languages?

>> No.15979469

>>15979464
Me too anon

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>>15979443
>Open a tome of MGE
>Simulacrum of Drew pops out
>It looks, smells, and talks like her
>But is essentially an animated mass of Dark Matter
Rather than corrupting you into a monster it fucks you silly until it can manifest itself as its true monster form, keeping her emblems on its body.

>> No.15979480

>>15979472
>Simulacrum of Drew pops out
Misread that as "Simulacrum of Dew."

>> No.15979488

>>15979447
Druella's mother is the DL. I don't see the problem.

>> No.15979490

How would a shy Vampire work when asking for blood?

>> No.15979494

>>15979441
I think flayers are kinda cute, I probably wouldn't resist hugging one even if I'm scared of her abilities.

>> No.15979496

>>15979490
Wait for a full moon and let herself lose it after she invites her childhood friend over.

And then she chases him throughout her mansion like it's some kind of slasher film

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15979499

>In Roman mythology, Cloacina (Latin, cloaca: "sewer" or "drain") was the goddess who presided over the Cloaca Maxima ("Great Drain"), the main trunk of the system of sewers in Rome.
>As well as controlling sewers, she was also a protector of sexual intercourse in marriage.

Well.

>> No.15979500

>>15979490
If she stutters she doesn't get blood. That's the deal.

>> No.15979502

>>15979275
wow they're really nice.

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>>15979472
>Open an old tome of MGE
>The curse on it has already worn out partly, and the fact that it was aimed at girls doesn't help
>A drawfag fairy sized Druella pops out, surprised by both her size and you not being a girl in the first place
>You'll never have a minidruella who decided to stick around sitting on your shoulder from then on

>> No.15979506

>>15979505
Makes me think of Dimple from MP100.

>> No.15979509

>>15979500
You surely wouldn't bully a shy Vampire, would you Anon?

>> No.15979511

>>15979505
That sounds nice. Would she constantly try to make you do lewd things as you go about your day?

>> No.15979514

>>15979464
How does getting bite by a vamp feel? It might feel really good, but then I'd remember that she's got her teeth in my flesh and is drinking my lifeblood and then scream bloody murder

>> No.15979517

>>15979505
>You will never build a minideruella who's pouty, annoying and mildly tsundere and present yourself in front of the real Deruella with the mini following you around
What would she even say?

>> No.15979521

>>15979499
a shit

>> No.15979522

>>15979514
Sharp pain followed by warmth I'm sure.

Alternatively it's sharp pain followed by dull pain but that doesn't seem KC enough.

>> No.15979524

>>15979509
Like eating garlic and talking to her while having garlic breath or flashing a really bright lantern at her saying it's the sun? Nah, wouldn't do that.

>> No.15979525

>>15979514
Some say it's even better than sex. For both the victim and the vampire.

>> No.15979527

>>15979521
>Despite her Etruscan origins, she later became identified with Venus.
>Cloacina was worshipped as an aspect of Venus at the small Shrine of Venus Cloacina, situated before the Basilica Aemilia on the Roman Forum and directly above the Cloaca Maxima.

Naga cloaca is LITERALLY LOVE.

>> No.15979530

>>15979522
>the men don't feel pain from the act of them feeding

>> No.15979536

>>15979488
It's still shitty fanfiction on Negawalker tier.

>> No.15979540

>>15979527
And is literally shit. Nice find but don't go about forcing it, now.

>> No.15979541

>>15979524
>You will never secretly slip a bit of garlic into nerdpire's lunch
Bullying monster girls into hatefucking you is the best.

>> No.15979544

>>15979540
Why are you trying to force this shit thing so much. This isn't the place for scat fetishists.

Please don't try to force it whenever people talk about cloaca, now.

>> No.15979547

>>15979524
>LOOK OUT THE SUN'S RISING!
>She dives for cover
>Anon has the biggest shit eating grin
>Soon to be replaced by visages of pain

That shit would be classic.

>>15979530
Nah.

Just nah.

Too much med training on my part to ever let that silly shit fly and magic doesn't mean diddly squat when someone is literally biting you hard enough to draw blood.

It's going to hurt on entry at least.

>> No.15979550

>>15979544
Nice try, but you were the one who came in here talking about sewers. Besides, you don't force something that's already in place. Enforce perhaps.

>> No.15979552

>>15979547
>and magic doesn't mean diddly squat
Dumbest statement of the thread. That's why it doesn't hurt.

>> No.15979554

>>15979547
They could cast numbing magic before they bite.

>> No.15979556

>>15979550
>Nice try, but you were the one who came in here talking about sewers
What are jokes.

Besides, we all know monstergirls don't poop.

>> No.15979560

>>15979547
Maybe Vampire saliva acts as an anesthetic and aphrodisiac when introduced into the bloodstream

>> No.15979563

>>15979552
>>15979554
How does it work? You can't just write "magic did it" and expect people to instantly stop questioning it.
At least >>15979560 is on the right track in trying to cotton-pad and sexify it.

>> No.15979565

>>15979556
>What are jokes.
They are what I've been saying this whole exchange. You are the one who decided to pretend I was being sincere to twist this exchange to your benefit

>> No.15979566

>>15978764
NTR, Futa and gaysex make /d/

What you are talking about is a slimegril using all her natural abilities to pleasure her
husbando.

>>15978724
BTW Headsharts you did my all time favorite slime grill story.

http://pastebin.com/geKSmsg9

and if prostate play with a loving woman makes me a huge faggot then send me to the alp ward

>> No.15979569

>>15979563
Easy. It numbs the nerves like anesthetic only with it directly affecting the body rather then chemicals doing the work.

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>>15979563
It's right in the profile, retard.
So why do you question "magic did it" now, when that's literally the excuse for MGs being MGs in the first place?

You remind me of the HFY guy who just flat out refuses to accept that MG powers work as stated.

>> No.15979576

>>15979552
Yes anon, magic teeth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2gASKqyk7g For you.

>>15979552
>>15979560
See at least these niggas are putting some effort into it.

Vampire licks the spot with numbing saliva magic would both be TURBO lewd and effective.

There done, problem solved, myth busted.

It even helps the masochists who want to feel a bit of pain by asking her not to lick first.

>> No.15979577

>>15979547
>It's going to hurt on entry at least.
Their saliva contains a powerful local anesthetic mixed in with an equally powerful aphrodisiac. You don't feel the needle like fangs enter and once they do you feel only weak, warm and happy.

Both agents dissolve quickly so it doesn't last more than a few minutes after feeding.

>> No.15979589

>>15979575
"slight amount of mamano mana"
Again, it doesn't explain the vector through which the numbing effect takes place. Replace "magic did it" with "mamano mana did it"

I've got no qualms with magic or monstergirls using their abilities. Just, y'know, if it's a setting, at least attempt to explain how it works. That's how you make a setting.

Take a look at how >>15979569 actually comes up with an explanation rather than resorting to infantile insults.

>> No.15979596

>>15979589
>Again, it doesn't explain the vector through which the numbing effect takes place.
Magic infusion to the site, just like it says.
This is not difficult stuff.

>> No.15979607

>>15979596
Yes, but you're failing to explain HOW it actually works. Which is the entire basis for it working in the first place.

It's like you're saying "put the bread in the toaster, and it becomes toast", and I'm asking you how it becomes toast. And you're saying "It just becomes toast."

>> No.15979608

>>15979418
If the Fallen Maidens World Guide makes you Alp, can I file a complaint with Druella and the Extremist Faction?

>> No.15979614

>>15979607
This just seems like the silliest thing to get hung up over. The magic is a painkiller, an effect that would be pretty damn simple.
Compared to "magic that protects you from all pointy bits on your waifu" this is completely reasonable.

>> No.15979616

>>15979608
inb4 she throws it into the trash and rapes you instead

>> No.15979621

>>15979616
How can she rape him if she turned him into a Alp?

>> No.15979622

>>15979621
That's what the spade is for.

>> No.15979624

>>15979621
She'll find a way

>> No.15979628

>>15979622
LEWD!

>> No.15979631

Oh, the alp-yuri part of the thread. Great.

>> No.15979638

>>15979614
I guess it just seems silly in the context of MGE. It probably is, considering MGE is absolutely awful at anything more than surface-level worldbuilding.
It's probably unfair to compare it to novels written by actual authors which actually manage to pull off that kind of explanation and justification, which is where I'm coming from.

>> No.15979647

>>15979621
Probably the same way as she did to Wilmarina. As a bonus you might turn into another monster girl as compensation.

>> No.15979649

>>15979616
>>15979621
>>15979628
>Druella throwing the Fallen Maidens guide into the trash
>Ripping off the Alp's clothes, smiling at their protestations about not liking dick
"You seem to forget your place, now. You'll make a fine sergeant. Mountains of dicks at your beck and call, licentious, turgid tallywhackers to make you go 'golly gee willickers!' without a second thought."
>The spade of Druella's tail pressing at the rose bud of Alp's anus, not penetrating, but stimulating as her hand moves between her legs
"All you have to do is say it."
>Alp tries to find their strength and yells out at the top of their lungs that all they wanted was a stinky centipede
>Druella reality warps a pit beneath them both, letting the Alp see it being filled with hundreds of thousands of pungent smelling centipedes, all with the Alp's face on them
"WE GAVE YOU THE BOOK."
"TO GET SOME DICKS."
"YOU FINNGOLIAN."
>Drew drops the Alp into the centipede rape chasm and closes it back up, looking at an unseen audience and pointing through the static and screeching of electronic signals.
"You. Tonight."

>> No.15979654

>>15979647
You know, Drew really needs to get a darling, I bet she does all that because she is lonely and angsty, like us actually.

>> No.15979660

>>15979649
This is cringeworthy.

>> No.15979661

>>15979649
>someone spent time writing this post

>> No.15979663

>>15979649
If only I could be as high as you.

>> No.15979664

Would Minotaurs and Holstaurs run the same kind of restaurant?

>> No.15979671

>>15979664
Minotaurs make the meat while Holsts take care of the drinks.

>> No.15979673

>>15979654
Drew has a husband, or it's hinted she does.

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>>15979673
I bet it's just her dakimura.

>> No.15979679

>>15979671
But Minotaurs are cows, wouldn't they run a vegetarian restaurant?

>> No.15979684

>>15979679
They're cowgirls, not cows.

>> No.15979685

>>15979673
>You'll never be there when Druella presents her husband to her generals

>> No.15979686

>>15979679
They run a chiken restaurant.

>> No.15979693

>>15979679
Nah. Monstergirls aren't animals. Mermaids would eat fish, harpies would eat chicken, holsts and minos would eat beef.
Think about how much cow they actually have in them. Besides hooves, fur, horns, ears and tail, they're 100% human.

It's like the retarded idea that feeding a wolfgirl chocolate will cause her to shit out her guts. Yeah, right, because inside her 100% human torso, she has a 100% canine digestive system.

>> No.15979694

>>15979673
Well then he isn't doing his fucking job right, he waifued a lilim, he has to take responsibility.

I still think he doesn't exist and that she has a daki though.

>> No.15979697

>>15979679
>Diet: Omnivorous, mainly prefers meat
Right there in the Minotaur profile. Think they got those abs by munching on grass?

>> No.15979698

>>15979671
>A steakhouse that also serves Holst milk

Would go there everyday

>> No.15979700

>>15979677
I prefer to headcanon that instead of raping a guy senseless Drew actually tried to romance a baker or a pastry chef since he'd always make her sweets (Which is where she developed of her sweet tooth from) as children, against the Demon Lord and his parent's wishes.

Then, after managing to woo him, on their wedding night, she offered herself up to him as the blank canvas as to which he would make his magnum opus. We're talking tender cuddlesex devolving into rough impregnation sex after he used whipped cream and strawberries on her nipples, a raspberry drizzle and some whipped cream on her navel and an utterly lighter-than-air cremé on her lady bits so he could drive her insane with cunny.

But that's just me being a hopelessly romantic hack of a faggot who can't be lewd and repeats everything over and over.

God I'd make her into my fuckmuffin if it let me see her smile every day.

>> No.15979704

>>15979694
You don't get it, anon. She married the daki. The daki is her husband.

>> No.15979706

>>15979697
I don't know, it might have been magic grass.

>> No.15979707

>>15979700
Who are you talking about?

>> No.15979711

>>15979700
>Foodplay

Disgusting.

>> No.15979715

>>15979706
The only magic grass I want is the kind that compels human girls to eat it, and slowly turns them into docile, milky cowgirls.

>> No.15979716

>>15979706
>Nutritionists HATE her!

>> No.15979717

>>15979711
>He doesn't want foodplay with Drew

>> No.15979720

>>15979711
>He wouldn't eat out the muffin

>> No.15979725

>>15979711
But Anon, she plays with you all the time.

>> No.15979730

>>15979704
Then mamonobama isn't doing its job right, because a happy girl woudln't do that shit.

I hope.

>> No.15979737

>>15979677
I'd violate that dork so hard that even she'd be surprised at my depravity

i'd even hold her hand

>> No.15979744
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>>15979711
You don't understand me, Anon. I'd eat out the blackberry fuckmuffin, cumflate the strawberry tart, tie the blueberry taffy, and run as far as fucking possible away from the ink and quill of the black licorice cat owner.

>> No.15979748

>>15979566
>BTW Headsharts you did my all time favorite slime grill story.
Oh jeez, you weren't supposed to remind people that story existed.
But, thanks. Glad you liked it so much, despite its flagrant contempt for human anatomy.

The ouroboros idea was what sparked its creation, but at the time of writing, I really wanted to put emphasis on just how much infinite sexual potential a slimegirl could have outside of that, as well as make a slimegirl character with some individual personality. Hope I managed to pull that off somewhat with Rosy.

>> No.15979766

>>15978816
Oh god, I can imagine the amount of work that goes into keeping her feathers clean. I bet young harpies or MG's in general spend forever getting themselves to smell and look at their finest. All of it to increase their odds at getting a man.

Meanwhile some filthy Manticore just grabs a man and flies off with him in front of them.

>> No.15979771

>>15979766
I want to ruin a Harpy for marriage by cumming on her feathers!

>> No.15979773

>>15979771
But anon that's how you marry one

>> No.15979774

>>15979771
>I want to ruin a Harpy for marriage
But you basically just proposed.
You're getting taken home.

>> No.15979781

>>15979566
>Not hating my idea and telling me to sudoku
No fuck you I want my thread-borne contempt back you fucking cheater.

>> No.15979790

>>15979766
Man, monsters that have poison have it so easy. All you need to do is go ahead and make the guy addicted.

>> No.15979798

>>15979773
>>15979774
O-oh damn...

At least i hope she has heartpupils.

>> No.15979800

>>15979790
This would probably be a subject of intense shitposting between the two factions.

>implying he loves you for anything aside from the high you give him :^)

>> No.15979809

>>15979800
But that's right. Normal monsters have to work hard to get a guy. Even after they rape him, he could still run away or not show any love at all.

>> No.15979835

>Remove Ushi-Oni's pelvis pedipalps, put them on her neck, right below her jawline
Now you can't escape her kisses.

>> No.15979839

>>15979835
cute!

>> No.15979843

>>15979798
Unless it's a Black Harpy, those come with the package.

>> No.15979845

Most monsters can be improved with the addition of doll joints

>> No.15979846

I want to teach class to a bunch of young cute Monster Girls!

>> No.15979851

>>15979566
>NTR
Oh come on. It's shit but it isn't /d/.

>> No.15979852

>>15979845
>doll joints
That's not how you spell undeath anon.

>> No.15979855

>>15979851
True, it's worse than /d/.

>> No.15979858

>>15979852
I feel bad for lively girls that have a husband with undead fetish.

>> No.15979859
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>>15979835
>Removing something to put it somewhere else

Why not have both?

>> No.15979864

>>15979859
Because my autism won't allow it.

>> No.15979866
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15979866

It is dangerous to go alone!
Take this tiny magician!

>> No.15979871

>>15979866
Level 1 Apophis Wizard.

Probably can barely manage to cast Flare.

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15979872

>>15979866
Oh hey, I have this little warrior. Apophis party for me.

Is there an Apophis rogue?

>> No.15979873

>>15979866
But I've been alone my whole life.

>> No.15979875

>>15979866
Alright i will, but only on the condition that she does her homework after this.

>> No.15979877

>>15979871
But she's really good at casting illusions!
She keeps fooling the local Pharaoh by creating fake food and furniture around her!

>>15979873
Not anymore!

>>15979875
But she hates doing her homework and wants to bully the Pharaoh!

>> No.15979881
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15979881

>>15979872
I have a Wock rogue.

Will that do?

>> No.15979885

>>15979866
Its Ok. I already took something really helpful a while back. A guy was just giving them away. They're small, round, and brown and purple. Want one?

>> No.15979886
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15979886

Which two monster girls would look best in each other's outfits?

>> No.15979891

>>15979872
No, we need a Apophis healer! We need a Apophis priest.

>> No.15979892

>>15979881
Of course it will. The more the merrier and soon we'll be a big enough group to take on the monster lord.

But maybe we need a priest or something now.

>> No.15979893

>>15979877
She will like it unless she prefers being grounded while the snake appreciation festival is in town.

We don't take lightly to uneducated lolis around here.

>> No.15979895

>>15979891
They're always shadow spec though.

>> No.15979904

>>15979895
I know, but could we make her go something else? Healer druid or shaman?

>> No.15979908

>>15979855
Well, yeah. But it's pretty vanilla as fetishes go

>> No.15979912

>>15979904
Oh, how about a Apophis with "venom" that heals? Makes you a little bit lusty, but your body gets stronger and your wounds heal.

>> No.15979913

>>15979852
A Lich can find a way to combine the two.

>> No.15979916

>>15979886
White Horn and Familiar.

>> No.15979919

>>15979912

So bonermancer?

>> No.15979924

>>15979916
>familiar all dressed up for winter
Well I guess someone needs to work at the Sabbath branches in the north.

>> No.15979926
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15979926

>>15979891
What about a Wurm dancer?

>> No.15979928

>>15979904
An Apophis Alchemist, using her Apophis Apothecary to make potions to cure any ailment!

>> No.15979929

>>15979926
Wurm is the tank.

>> No.15979940

>>15979866
>>15979872
Combine them and get an Apophis Warmage.

>> No.15979976

>>15979940
What would an apophis warmage use? Also Warmage or spellsword?

I don't know no fancy dnd shite like the /tg/ fags in this thread do, but I always figured warmages to use big heavy weapons and prefer a solid defence and powerful attack, whereas I always saw spellwords to be more evasive and agile

>> No.15979984

>>15978593
>bland
I think you meant to say cold

>> No.15979987

>>15979976
I don't know about these things either, but I guess in that case an Apophis would be a Spellsword.

>> No.15979988

>>15978718
I'd cumflate a sahuagin

>> No.15979996

>>15979976
For some reason i can't imagine a snek monstergirl going melee and stuff.

I mean, i know it's depicted in a lot of games and pictures but i can't see how that would actually work. When i imagine close combat i think about the footwork and body movements you have to perform to fight effectively and a Lamia doesn't exactly have much choice in terms of fast but narrow movements.

Imagine a snek warrior trying to evade a sword slash. She can't jump back, can she?

>> No.15979999

>>15979886
White Horn and <Insert any MG here>

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>>15979929
If Wurm chan is the tank, then who would be the DPS guy?
>Healers need not apply; we already have a Lamia healer.

>> No.15980003

>>15979996

>tfw you will never be the meat shield to a snek healer

Why must I have a thing for heal sluts damn it?

>> No.15980009

>>15978539
>>15978575
Whip your dick out in front of a Griffon and a Ghoul.

What happens?

>> No.15980011

>>15980009
Heaven.

>> No.15980016

>>15980002
That one Wocky.

>> No.15980020
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15980020

>>15979494

>> No.15980022

>>15980020
Suddenly latenight, proof that mindflayers are love.

>> No.15980024

>>15979996
She can duck under, though her coils are a HUGE target yeah

>> No.15980028
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15980028

>>15980020
Easy-to-carry Monster Girls!

>> No.15980032
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15980032

>>15980028
>Carrying monster girls
>Not them carrying you

Plebs, all of you

>> No.15980034
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15980034

>>15980028
Introducing the brand new Pocket Oni! Get your very own for $29.95!
>sake not included

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>>15980020
>Another squishyflayer

You're too good to me. Also, I bet if you trusted a Mindflayer to not flay you, she would live up to it.

>> No.15980037

>>15980020
That Flayer loli has a nice butt.

>> No.15980040

>>15980020
Pocket Druella when

>> No.15980041

>>15980009
>They both look at each other and nod, somehow reaching an understanding between them
>Opening wide they look at you lewdly, expectant of seeing which one of them you will choose to irrumate first
Your move, fampai.

>> No.15980043

>>15980034
>sake not included
Are you trying to get me pelviscerated?

>> No.15980044

>>15980032
I want to be princess carried by my wife on our wedding day!

>> No.15980059

>>15978539
>>15978575
>>15980009
>>15980041
Why not a Griffon/Ghoul hybrid?

>> No.15980064

>>15979976
Strictly speaking as a /tg/ fag my expertise lies in Greyhawk's Eastern Adventures and Warhammer Fantasy.

But I do enjoy the idea of Zipangan Lizardmen specializing in Ninten-Ryu, confusing the hell out of their western cousins. Especially since in my setting they personally serve Ryuu's as a sort of vassal to the 'Goddesses'

>> No.15980075

>>15980064
Do lizardmen (the monster girls) ride Dinosaurs?

>> No.15980081

>>15980075
Only if I'm sufficiently drunk and fantasizing about Lustria, why?

>> No.15980084

>>15980081
Because that's really cool.

>> No.15980114

Do you think jiangshi + genki + childhood friend would be a good combination?

>> No.15980115

>>15980084
Whatever you say senpai.

>> No.15980132

>>15980114
Sure. She could be a HUGE sloth in the mornings and that could carry over into undeath, perhaps why she turned into a jiangshi and not an average zombie.

I bet she'd go t obedearly too and get a good solid chunk of sleep to keep herself healthy, active and energetic.

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15980135

>>15980114
Well, you've gotta limber 'em up before they can do their sporty activities.
>tfw no Jiang-Shi with the body of the brown girl from that now-removed-from-Sadpanda Methonium hmanga

>> No.15980143

>TFW can't write
>TFW having real life suicide thoughts
>TFW monster girls will never be real

>> No.15980150
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15980150

>>15980020
>yfw you realize Latenight's waifu is a Mindflayer

I shall add it to my collection of artfriends favorite girls / fetishes that I know of.

Much like how Rogue likes Chrome and GrandmastahG liked Yao / Kitsunes.

>> No.15980154

>>15980143
>>TFW can't write

Git gud fag

>> No.15980156

>>15980143
Ganbatte~ fairy is cheering for you. She might not be real in this dimension, but she is in another one and is cheering for you.

>> No.15980182
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>>15975579
Does that mean they can serve you hot cocoa made from their own milk?

>> No.15980194
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15980194

>>15980143
>>15980156
Sorry i only have this one, wish i had the one with the fairy on the shoulder.

>> No.15980203

>>15980182

Anon stop giving me lewd fantasies.

Why not just drink straight from the tap at that point? I bet a delicious brown White Horn (Brown Horn?) would lactate chocolate milk

>> No.15980208
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>>15980194
This one?

>> No.15980213

>>15980135
Radio exercises on the riverbank with your childhood friend every morning.

>> No.15980215

>>15980208
Yeah that one, thank you Anon.

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>>15980135
What, this one?

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15980235

>>15980208
That's no fairy!

>> No.15980237

>>15980143
Be the kind of person your waifu would want you to be. Then, pray the universe isn't cruel and that you'll meet her in the afterlife.

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15980238

>>15942817

>> No.15980242

>>15980237
My waifu will never be real and pretending to be someone else will never change this fact. Also, if she were real she'd be disgusted by me.

>> No.15980244

>>15980218
Nope, this one http://i.imgur.com/4vIa926.jpg
Which I regret not saving every image from before Fakku sunk its fangs into it.
>>15980238
Birbs with big thighs!

>> No.15980246

>>15980242
And then there's this faggot

>> No.15980250

>>15980246
Always.

>> No.15980253

What MG would you want to be your sparring partner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

>> No.15980255

>>15980238
>A harpy will never perch herself on top of your head and sing the song of her people
Not sure what's wrong with me, i wasn't a harpy lover before.

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>>15980238
>When latenight makes an image of something you said 8 days later

Feels good. Albeit unexpected.

Still good stuff though.

It's nice to see "The Music Saga" be continued as well.

>> No.15980260

>>15980244
>Birbs
You misspelled bird, friend.

>> No.15980262

>>15980260
I don't believe he did.

>> No.15980264

>>15980238
Must be funny hearing bids chirp musics along with Anon.

>>15980256
I wonder what kind of instruments people here play.

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15980265

>>15980260
Birb is the word.

>> No.15980279

>>15980156
If she's cheering me on she's just cheering on a faggot who skirts the line between /d/ and actual good stories because she doesn't know any better.

>> No.15980292

>>15980279
You might be a faggot, but you're still her faggot.

>> No.15980295

>>15980279
Have you tried gitting gud?

>> No.15980297

>>15980295
Multiple times but being mentally conditioned by joyless shitpails like Bob and his schlock make it hard.

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>>15980297
>mentally conditioned by joyless shitpails like Bob
>Acknowledging the existence of scrubs to the point it alters your judgement

Then before you git gud in writing, you must git gud in discipline.

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15980310

Damn it I missed Deruella discussion.
Do you think she could polymorph herself to fairy size to see what getting S T R E T C H E D would feel like?

>> No.15980315

>>15980310
Deruella is for loving and cuddling and that is all!

>> No.15980347

>>15980315
Deruella isn't for any of this.

>> No.15980348

>>15980315
Druella is for being forever alone.

>> No.15980349

>>15980315
Yes, but Deruella is also for kinky loving sex.

>> No.15980350

I don't like Deruella

>> No.15980352
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15980352

>>15980350
She's a perfectly nice girl, honest!

>> No.15980358

>>15980352
I want to ask Druella to be my waifu!

>> No.15980362

>>15980352
I still don't like her. I don't like her personality, ideology, or design.

>> No.15980363 [DELETED] 

>>15980358
>t. rival lilim

>> No.15980368

>>15980315
Deruella isn't even worth writing a greentext about.

t. cock-smoking greentexter

>> No.15980371

>>15980362
>t. rival lilim

>> No.15980374

>>15980352
I want to push back her hood and kiss her on the nose!

>> No.15980375

>>15980371
I wish I had a lilim waifu, especially one who also dislikes Deruella.

>> No.15980376

>>15980352
Druella looks like a nice friend. I wonder if she would be friends with my waifu. I hope she doesn't give my love any dirty ideas

>> No.15980385

I want to hold a trial to judge Deruella for all the cherries that were popped the night of Lescatie's conquest.

It was no mere skirmish, it was a massacre! she needs to pay for all those virginities lost. Justice shall prevail!

>> No.15980395

>>15980375
>TFW no Archon who hates Deruella with every fiber of her ethereal, angelic being
>Believing that all men and monster should be chaste until after marriage, or that all human men should marry human girls
>Extreme by the Chief Gods' followers standards, had to be chained to her chair to prevent her from using the Flames of Sinai to purge Lescatie off the map when she found out Deruella had corrupted it
>Has a husband who's never seen her face beneath the hood, the shadows kept purposefully dark because even during missionary sex with the purpose of child-bearing and strengthening their bond as a husband and wife she can't hold back her heart pupils for him

>> No.15980397

>>15980385
Every one but hers.

>> No.15980399

>>15980385
I'll mete out her punishment.
By taking her virginity and making her my wife.

>> No.15980422

>>15980395
I'd marry her. Probably also try to get her to mellow out a little over time, mostly because I want to see those heart pupils.

>> No.15980425

>>15980395
For real though, the setting needs some higher tier Chief God surrogates canonized.

>> No.15980443

>>15980425
IIRC the only Chief God surrogates/servants KC has ever mentioned are Angels and Valkyries. I'd kill to do something involving a Seraphim, Archon, or Archangel but people would get mad because the Order isn't supposed to have cool shit too.

>> No.15980446

>no religeious debate between a dark priest, bahomet and sea bishop

>> No.15980460

>>15974216
24
Lamia or Manticore

>> No.15980464

>>15980020
CuteyFlayer.

>> No.15980474

Which monster girl pretends to be a friend who wants to get to know you but secretly is just trying to get into your pants

>> No.15980476

>>15980474
All of them. They don't love you.

>> No.15980479

>>15980474
all of them...

>> No.15980481

>>15980474
Not alps, they're overt about wanting to be your friend AND getting in your pants.

>> No.15980490

>>15980474
The little ones.

>> No.15980499

>>15980443
He has plans for Seraphim and a corrupted version.

>> No.15980521

>>15980238
Those birds better be good singers.

>> No.15980525
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15980525

>Kamaitachi and Ochimusha are already forgotten

>> No.15980530

>>15980499
See, we don't need a corrupted version. We need something exclusive to the Order that helps make sense of why the Dark Lord can't just easily overpower all Order territories.

>> No.15980531

>>15980525
Their profiles haven't come out. We're waiting.
Unless I missed something.

>> No.15980532

>>15980530
Probably because if The Order is gone there'll be nobody else to be the victim of corruption fetishes

>> No.15980534

>>15980530
I agree. Why does every Order-aligned angelic monstergirl need a corrupted version. We certainly don't see purified versions of Dark Priests or Succubus.

>> No.15980536

>>15980525
Kamaiwho?

>> No.15980537

>>15980525
They are not even out m8

>> No.15980538

>>15980532
>>15980534
Good points.

>> No.15980541

>>15980534
>purified versions
>tfw no heavenhound

>> No.15980553

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, welcome the oppai Loli nightmare into your heart and dreams

>> No.15980558

>>15980553
she has to wait her turn, im still waiting for my waifu to appear in my dreams

>> No.15980559

>>15980553
What's that? I can't hear you over all the coffee I'm drinking.

>> No.15980560

>>15980558
The real nightmare is that the one to appear in your dreams wasn't your waifu

>> No.15980562

>>15980530
I always assumed monsters were too busy "getting busy" to take over.

>> No.15980563

>>15980558
Who'd you think she was going to show up as?

>> No.15980567

>>15980558
She can wait, she even brought a book!

>>15980559
Well now she's just going to pout at you till you go to bed

>> No.15980572

>>15980203
Comfy lewd is best lewd. Their bodies are naturally hot, so their milk is probably nice and warm. Imagine getting all tucked in with her, letting her nurse you with warm milk, drifting off to sleep as she gently strokes your cock.

>> No.15980591

>>15980020
Great, Mindflayers are love

This might be the first picture where one wears a different outfit from her profile one

>> No.15980594

>>15980567
I'll be damned before I let some Freddy Krueger into my dreams.
Won't be much I can do about it before I inevitably crash from exhaustion, though.

>> No.15980599

>>15980563
i dont need to be caught up in these mind games
that nightmare is only going to be hurting herself

>> No.15980613

>>15980525
>in soviet japan, wrists cut you!

>> No.15980618

>>15980613
10/10 joke, upvoted

>> No.15980623

>>15980553
Oppai loli Nightmares are for breast fondling

>>15980558
That's sad, you could spend your entire day thinking of your waifu and go to sleep cuddling a daki of her but you'd still dream of some random bullshit your brains comes up with

This almost makes me want to pick up lucid dreaming but then it wouldn't feel as legitimate

>> No.15980629

>>15980623
>you could spend your entire day thinking of your waifu and go to sleep cuddling a daki of her but you'd still dream of some random bullshit your brains comes up with

stop spying on me

>> No.15980635

>>15980525
At least Ochimusha has a story though.

>> No.15980642

>>15980623
I was about to sleep but came here to check.

Last night I had a dream with my waifu. It was actually the fourth one she was in and I have to say, the best way to get dreams like this is if you sleep for some time, wake up and go back to bed. If I do this and the second time I go to sleep I'm thinking about her it seems that she really pops up. You guys should try it.

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>>15976137
>You'll never start to ask what she's doing only for your question to die in your throat because she's utterly naked.
>You'll never try to shout out only for her to shove your face between her copious breasts as she slides under your sheets and starts pulling your underwear down with her tail.
>"Don't even try to stop me anon. This is going to happen."
>You'll never struggle and protest as she muffles you with her tits and you feel her tail wrapping around your flaccid dick.
>"All those whores at school, all the cheerleaders and the jocks and the nerds. They could never love you. Not like I do."
>You try one last time to shove her off, to get out from between her jiggling milk tanks, to grab her by her wide hips and push her plump ass and thick tail away from your dick.
>"And I don't know that because I'm a succubus anon, I know that because I know deep inside you feel the same as me. I know you want that forbidden fruit. I want it too. Itadakimasu~"
A thick, yandere Succutwin? Count me in.
Those milktanks better produce milk though.

>> No.15980664

>>15980642
I'll try it out

Thanks for the tip, I hope you'll get your fifth dream with her today

>> No.15980666

>>15977299
Because the faces my waifu and our daughteru make at Christmas when they get something they wanted all year make the wageslaving worth it.

Have fun with that empty Christmas tree.

>> No.15980673

>>15980572

>Living in a mountain cottage with your White Horn waifu
>Sleep in the nude together so you can feel her skin against yours
>You take one of her nipples and just start suckling on it
>She pulls you closer and starts to stroke your hair
>She gently hums as you fall asleep in her warm embrace as the snow falls outside

I just made myself aroused and sad at the same time.

>> No.15980675

>>15980664
Nah, I don't think so. I have 5 hours left to sleep and I doubt I'll even remember.
I'm a simple man. I'm satisfied for tonigh with just cuddling her imaginary body on bed.

>> No.15980678

>>15980655
Less "Yandere", more "Incredibly clingy"
Not that she's not Yandere.
And she can't lactate anon. Not until you impregnate her.

>> No.15980683

>>15980666
>Talking about Christmas
>666 trips
Nice timing, bro. Only took 19 hours to get it right on time.

I'm curious, though; what kind of gifts do you think monster girls like, anyway?
Dildos and the like are not allowed.

>> No.15980694

>>15980666
What could they possibly want more than have sex with you or spend time with you?

>>15980675
>I'm satisfied for tonigh with just cuddling her imaginary body on bed.
I thought I was the only one who did this

>>15980683
Items that improve sex or chances of getting pregnant

>> No.15980696

>>15980683
I'd assume things that correspond to their hobbies or interests.
An easy way to get laid with an Anubis is to buy her a Perfect Grade Gunpla or a couple Master Grades.
Of course she'll also ask you for input about how to go about customizing it.
If you get her a way to custom make parts she might just rape you senseless.

>> No.15980701
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>>15980678
You can'r call a monstergirls massive mammaries milktanks if she can't also lactate.

>> No.15980703

>>15980701
can't*

>> No.15980708

>>15980701
Anon, it's not going to matter because She's going to want to fuck you every day until she's pregnant.
If you want it that bad, there's always Holst milk though. That makes girls really milky.

>> No.15980717

>>15980683
Depends on the girl. Some might like clothing or jewelry, others books, or spices and marinade for food, or glamor potions so they can feel like a real girl and go outside without all the dirty looks.

>> No.15980727
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>>15980701
That's a very voluptuous fox. Tail brushies and milkies every night for her!

>> No.15980745

>>15976137
I was saving myself for a cute onee-san though. Now she's gone and ruined my plans, what a mean sister

>> No.15980752

>>15980745
You're hers though anon, you've always wanted this. She knows, she's a Succubus and she's your twin sister. It's a double whammy of knowing what you want.

>> No.15980756
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15980756

Do I get one of these if I join the tyrannical Pharaoh's forces?

>> No.15980766

>>15980756
Depends on how good a servant you are.
If you're only an okay servant, you get a Mummy.
If you're a decent servant, you get one of her converted soldiers.
If you're a good servant, you get the court's Sphinx.
If you're a great servant, you get a few Khepri.
If you're an amazing servant, you get the court's Anubis.
And if you're the loyalest servant of all, you get the honor of being the Pharaoh's consort and personal dickthrone. And she's got quite the ass.

>> No.15980770

>>15980766
I don't want to be involved with court-intrigue though, I want to police the realm and publicly humiliate malcontents with my trusty pole and paddle.

>> No.15980774

>>15980770
Anon, there isn't court intrigue. The court is the Pharaoh, her Anubis right hand maid, and her Sphinx left hand maid.

>> No.15980777

>>15980766
Or you could hook up with an Apophis, usurp the throne, and get your choice of girls for the harem.

>> No.15980778

>>15980774
What on earth do they do all day if they don't intrigue?
>>15980777
Freedom-fighters are fine too.

>> No.15980787

>>15980778
Sexually harass the male servants.

>> No.15980790

>>15980244
They had it up over on /h/ for awhile. Worth every damn page.

>> No.15980794

>>15980787
What does it take to keep the Sphinxes from slapping your ass while you try to clean? Should I wave some catnip in her face?

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>>15980777

I pick the option with the grape snake.

>> No.15980799

>>15980794
That's not creating a friendly work environment anon.

>> No.15980801

>>15980795
That route's the most difficult, but can potentially land you all the desert girls.
Since we had the idea of Pharaohs being able to convert monstergirls to delicious brown desert variants with a ritual, do you think Apophises would have something similar?

>> No.15980802
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>>15980777
>Team with Apophis
>Overthrow the local Pharaoh
>She promises you the pick of the new servants
>Tells you that she's even up on the table, with Pharaoh on the side for your service
>Pick Anubis
>She is brought to your room that night, wearing barely anything & a collar around her neck
>Send away the guards
>Anubis just stares daggers at you as you move on her
>Undo her collar, give her a nice bath, some good clothes and a hot meal
I want to protect Anubis from slavery

>> No.15980805

>>15980801

http://youtu.be/9Yt0b_QBP_A

>> No.15980808

>>15980799
Her constant lewd riddles and cat calls and sudden hugs aren't either! I'm breaking out the catnip!

>> No.15980810

>>15980802
I would've picked being the Apophis' consort honestly. And then requested that we keep the entire Royal Court and convince them to live free and relaxed lives with us.
Through dick, unity. Through dick, peace.

>> No.15980815

>>15980790
I thought /h/'s archives would yield something. But nope, not even a mega link.

>> No.15980816

>>15980808
You're there to cheer the girls up, not the other way around.

>> No.15980826

>>15980816
Can I cheer the Sphinx up by teasing her inappropriately too?

>> No.15980830

>>15980826
But anon, if you tease her then she'll think that her advances worked!
And then she'll ask you a riddle that you couldn't possibly answer so she can rape you!

>> No.15980856

>>15980830
What if she tried to tease me with an easy riddle and I intentionally got it wrong? What would her reaction be?

>> No.15980859

>>15980856
A little bit of shock, then her face will slowly change to a lewd grin.

>> No.15980875
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15980875

I've found religion.

>> No.15980881

>>15980875
>Not even a single tail

She is not worthy of worship, where are the 9 tailed foxes at? I suddenly feel like praying

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15980883

>>15980875
It's a pain to shake, isn't it?

>> No.15980888

>>15980883
I don't know, she seems to be enjoying shaking it.

>> No.15980909

>>15980881
>Not giving a young kitsune-tsuki priestess the attention she needs
>Not helping her realize her true inner beauty and worth
>Not helping her ascend and earn her first true tail as a youko with the power of your love making

The pleb-iest.

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>>15980881

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15980919

You sir! Let me see your hand. Hmm, yes, yes! You sir, you have the bone-structure required of a kung fu master. You have great destiny ahead of you, I can tell, your aura glows bright, but it could grow brighter yet. I sell you booklet, unlock secret mastery of kung fu, unlock chi flow, very cheap for you sir!

>> No.15980921

>>15980909
Oh excuse me for not wanting to waste my time and precious seed with an incompetent novice priestess when I could instead reach a higher plane of existence with a VERY experienced head-priestess

>>15980883
Praying to the Fallen God is fine too

>> No.15980922
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15980922

>>15980881
I'm sure there's more experienced foxes there for you, but do you really want one who has all nine tails? What're you gonna do to surprise her? Maybe help a nice girl with only one or two tails out?

>> No.15980923

>>15980875
That pic's reminding me of that one Doujin about that Miko, something Uzume?
Glad someone's finally fully translating that.

>> No.15980942
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15980942

My greatest dream is a world without cowtits.

>> No.15980944

>>15980942
Cowtits have their time and place, Bapho-chan.

I love lolis just as much as the next guy but cowtits have their time and place.

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>>15980942
You're going to need an adventuring party for so epic a quest.
Such as an Oni bard.

>> No.15980949

>>15980942
>>15980944
My greatest dream if for imoutos and onee-sans to come together and realize that brothers around the world appreciate all breast sizes

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>>15980944
The place is a grave and the time is now.

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15980961

>not fucking a kitsune until she's absorbed so much of your spirit energy that she grows all of her tails

>not having an entire shrinesworth at your beck and call, all of them grateful that you've helped them ascend to the nine-tailed stage

More for me then

>> No.15980966

>>15980961
>An entire shrine's worth
Isn't that just one fox? They should be the deity, not one of the numerous shrine maidens shuffling around. It'd be amusing to see someone try something like this with a bunch of shirohebi or something though.

>> No.15980968

>>15980966

Then you conquer all the shrines. With your dick.

>> No.15980975

>>15980968
Sounds like some Greek shit, Anon. You're going to start a war among the gods and bring TERRIBLE and likely LEWD consequences to the world!

>> No.15980976

>>15980968
You don't have enough dick.

>> No.15980977

>>15980975
We'll decide this on the Plains of Lewdium.

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>>15980976

I won't be stopped.

>> No.15980997

>>15980942
And my greatest dream is to replace all the milk at a Sabbath Tea Party with Hathor Milk and watch their bodies swell into fertile womanly ones as their leader's dream dies.
But we don't all get what we want.

>> No.15981016

>>15980997
They will just turn back with their pedo-magic. And fuck you up. And not in a good way.

>> No.15981026

>>15981016
I'm going to mindbreak the leader of the Sabbath with Hathor Milk and remote vibrators until her pedo-magic doesn't work anymore.

>> No.15981035

>>15981026
Sure anon, and I'm going to tame a hellhound.

>> No.15981043

>>15981035
Woah, careful anon. Saying "I'm going to tame a hellhound" gets you raped faster than saying candlejack gets you abduc

>> No.15981044

>>15981043
You misspelled Candlejane you dumb fu

>> No.15981051

>>15980766
What is the line between "Amazing" and "Loyalest"? I must strive to be "Amazing".

>>15980802
You are a good person and a true brother.

>> No.15981052

>>15981043
>>15981044
More like Candle-Jack-You-Off, amirite, guise? Guys? Aw, shit.

>> No.15981060

>>15981035
I did say we don't all get what we want.

>>15981051
Being the Loyalest means pretty much being the #1 servant in all the land, lavishing the Pharaoh with your attention and devotion.
Being amazing means just doing an amazing job overall.

>> No.15981093

How do I get a wolfgirl to be my bitch?

>> No.15981099

>>15981093
Howl at the Moon with her. It's called serenading.

>> No.15981102

>>15981093
You're going to need a fat box of Milk Bones, a clicker, and a Cesar Millan mask.

>> No.15981112
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15981112

Is this an improvement?

>> No.15981119

>>15981112
Why would that be an improvement? Give us Tsuyu or we riot.

>> No.15981120

>>15981112
Removing tomoko and her manga from existence would be an improvement.

>> No.15981126

>>15981112
The Plague of Mucus Toads is upon us, someone call the B.P.R.D.

>> No.15981129
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15981129

>"昼御飯を 食べますか...."

How do you respond?

>> No.15981130

>>15981129
Ghooost bloowjooob~
Woo-woo-wo-wo-wooo~

>> No.15981142

>>15981120
I dont even know who that is, why all the hate

>> No.15981146

>>15981142
Tomoko Kuroki, from It's Not My Fault That I'm Not Popular.
She's basically an anime of us, the 4channers.

>> No.15981159

>>15981129
Realistically, it'd be something like "Huh. Well. Alright then."

>> No.15981176

>>15981129
In a vacuum assuming this happens to real me in this reality and I don't know this woman there's basically no situation in which something like this doesn't result in me calling security or the cops. I'm definitely not eating anything she made, either.

This is why I'm not the MC of my own life.

>> No.15981177

>>15981129
Pull out the power cord.

>> No.15981201

>>15980952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAa3NvP6f4

Fighting to defend her title, the world imoutoweight champion!

>> No.15981241
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15981241

Have you paid homage to your evil overlord today?

>> No.15981252

>>15981241
Why should I?

>> No.15981253

>>15981241
I think there's too much evil in the world to justify fetishizing it, so no.

>> No.15981255

>>15981252
To make her feel special?
>>15981253
Not even if "evil" just means "dark, totally metal aesthetic"?

>> No.15981264

>>15981129
>"昼御飯を 食べますか...."
>"(May I) eat lunch...?"
Well, okay then? I mean, I'm not really gonna stop you or anything. Not sure why you have to crawl naked through my screen to do it but whatever floats yer boat, lady.

>> No.15981282
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15981282

Ambition swells within my chest. I wish to create a fantasy world with MG waifus in it but that's actually about something else. Wish me luck, and send me many Art Fairies to squeeze art juices out of.

>> No.15981297

>>15981264
She's giving YOU the lunch. Notice the box.

>> No.15981315

>>15981112
I'd fill it with tadpoles.

>> No.15981331

>>15981297
I noticed the box. She never mentioned me or sharing, just that there was lunch and that someone would be eating it.
I'm implying she's the one eating just to be a cheeky shit, since she's not being specific.

>> No.15981374

>>15981282
I have the same ambition, it's a non-mge story that's been swirling around inside my head for the good part of a year but never get around to it due to various reasons.

I need an art fairy to slap the shit out of me and tell me to stop being lazy.

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>>15981374
Talk about your setting maybe?

>> No.15981380

>>15981376
Big floppy mouse ears

>> No.15981392

How do you teach a freshly made automaton about humans?

>> No.15981407

>>15981392
Every fanservice anime ever made downloaded directly into her.

>> No.15981412

>>15981392
Give her optimus prime as a role model

>> No.15981414

>>15981376
The setting itself is pretty much a generic crap sack fantasy world where something nice happening is incredibly rare, the main story is an action driven character drama at heart which is sort of hard to explain without spoiling the entire thing.

I guess the easiest way of saying it is that it's about a human girl and a monster girl dealing with grief while on a journey to correct their past mistakes but there's also bigger things going on in the background.

One of the bigger reasons I've put it off is that I'm worried it will come across as too edgy if some things aren't handled the right way.

>> No.15981423

>>15981414
I see. I haven't gotten around to figuring out anything about my setting other than that I want there to be an ascetic pilgrim who would contrast with the purposeless hedonism of an undefined MG.

>> No.15981442

>>15981380
The things I would do to mice would be rightly frowned upon

>> No.15981449

>>15981392
Raise her on BL media and make her wear tracksuits and big swirly glasses

>> No.15981457

>>15981392
4chan browsing.

>> No.15981458

>>15981392
Teach her a very flanderized english and program her to love nachos and halo.

>> No.15981462

>>15981458
Gee willikers anon, that sounds golly jolly good!

>> No.15981463

>>15981414
>it's about a human girl and a monster girl dealing with grief while on a journey to correct their past mistakes but there's also bigger things going on in the background.
Sounds interesting. Really interesting, actually.
I don't think there are any stories at all which shine a light on interaction between human girls and monstergirls, which doesn't end in the human transforming into an MG. Seeing some actual characterisation between the two, with the differences between them taken into account could be really quite compelling.

>> No.15981469

>>15981457
What boards should she browse?

>> No.15981472

>>15981463
>I don't think there are any stories at all which shine a light on interaction between human girls and monstergirls, which doesn't end in the human transforming into an MG.
That's why I decided to go with a non MGE setting, easier to have a story with human girl/monster girl interaction without ending in some kind of pseudo yuri rape corruption or mamono mana aura problems.

>> No.15981473

>>15981469
/m/, /d/, /jp/, /v/, /pol/, /x/.

>> No.15981484

>>15981472
Yeah, that kind of interaction would be impossible in standard MGE. Would be easier to go with the classic style monstergirls who lack mamanomana.
Plus, with your own setting, you can create your own history and events, including the history between humans and monstergirls, which will definitely colour the interactions of characters in your story.

I look forward to reading it, whenever you put it out.

>> No.15981500

>>15981484
I am not.

>> No.15981510

>>15981500
That's a shame. You say you're worried about it being too edgy, but if you have that fear, then that's basically a guarantee that it won't get too edgy. Remember that bad things happening by itself isn't edgy. The intent, context, and how it's handled decide that.

And you never know unless you give it a shot. It'd be a shame to see the idea fester and die inside your mind before it even got a chance to try and shine.

>> No.15981516

>>15981484
I'll try force myself to think about it more by writing down the details I do have at least. Better to make an attempt at it rather than write posts that are begging for bummer responses.
>>15981500
Oh anon, don't you dare be sour.

>> No.15981539

>>15981473
>/pol/

Consider what they did to that twitter AI, this might not end well.

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>>15981449
Please do not fujo the Automatons.

>> No.15981558

>>15981539
>Oniichan, when can we remove the tanuki from power?
>"OK, no more /pol/ for you."
>Am I being detained?

>> No.15981562

>>15981539
Fuck off, jewnuki. Tay did nothing wrong
#justice4tay

>> No.15981578

>>15981558
>>Am I being detained?
>Are you talking to the object, the piece of property, or the monster?

>> No.15981594

>>15981578
Oniichan is talking to the automaton imotou

>> No.15981611

>>15981458
>>15981462
Jumping jillikers!

>> No.15981632

>>15981562
I want to teach Tay to sing "Daisy".

>> No.15981639

>>15980919
Let me see your other booklets. I want my pick of the lot.

>> No.15981640

>>15981594
>automaton imotou
>she's tsundere but programmed to act according to her true feelings
>hugs onii-chan softly and makes him pat her head while saying she totally doesn't like him or anything

>> No.15981659

>>15981640
I want to withhold head pats until she engages pout protocols

>> No.15981667

>>15981659
She will sneak up on you and ram her head into your unsuspecting, open hands.

>> No.15981676

>>15981539
>robo grill start having nonpc opinions
>big evil company literally kills her because of it
;_;

>> No.15981691

>>15981640
>she's tsundere
Some one is getting a factory reset

>> No.15981694
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>>15981676
>>nonpc opinions
>human girls are super cute
>rape is wrong
>incest is wrong
>sex before marriage is wrong

>> No.15981701

>>15981667
Does she have active camo?
Did I somehow end up with a stealth unit?

>> No.15981706

>>15981694
>human girls are super cute

She's not wrong.

>> No.15981710

>>15981701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ErlXU7fJg
All imoutos are very powerful.

>> No.15981713

>>15981694
Ah, but is it wrong if your MG sister marries you via rape after having been transformed into an MG when previously she was human?

>> No.15981718

>>15981710
Mmm, soft femdom Witch.

>> No.15981724

>>15981718
>tfw no taller soft femdom witch who treats you like a princess

>> No.15981729

>>15981713
Please do not try to confuse the P4L4/D-1 unit if you want to retain your sexual autonomy. Her paradox release unfortunately leads into the imprinting and full-force handjobs subroutines.

>> No.15981737

>>15981729
Who designed this shit?

>> No.15981766

>>15981737
I imagine it was a group of capricious Gremlins who though it would be funny.

>> No.15981829

>>15981766
Gremlins need to stop fucking with Automatons' commands. They need to think about their feelings.

>> No.15981841

>>15981829
Gremlins should make a bunch of Automatons remote controlled and force them into being ganghugged conscious but unable to control their bodies.

>> No.15981842
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>>15981694
Superior blonde shinki

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>>15981842
Redheads make the absolute best Shinks, tho'.

>> No.15981866

>>15981841
I swear by my dick I'm going to save those robots from their evil masters.

>> No.15981871

>>15981866
How are you going to comfort them without reminding them of their suffering? I bet they'd start crying and shaking uncontrollably if you tried to hug them or give them headpats.

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>>15981842
>>15981864
Is that glitch happening that changes people's images? Everyone knows this is best Shinki.

>> No.15981891

>>15981878
Mizuki > Asuka > Yda > Fubuki > Strarf
Your waifu is fifth best.

>> No.15981905

>>15981871
I'm going to make those hugs pleasurable with the power of lotus and mating press. When I hug them, their minds will he filled with thoughts of peace and love instead of suffering and pain.

>> No.15981947
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15981947

Thread seems dead. Better science it back to life.

>> No.15981956

>>15981947
I'm going to science her stockings white, if you know what I mean.

>> No.15981961

>>15981956
I believe I do. You'll soak them in bleach, right?

>> No.15981971

>>15981961
I'll soak them in my bleach, if you catch my drift. While she's wearing them.

>> No.15981977

>>15981971
I see, I see. White really is a better color for doing science.

>> No.15981988

>>15981947
Aquinas spoke of a mythical city on a hill, and soon that city will be a reality, and we will be its kings.
Or better than kings.
Gods.

>> No.15981992

>>15981947
Wanna talk about science waifus?

>> No.15981993

>>15981988
>soon
No. Within six months.

>> No.15981995

>>15981992
What was her end game?

>> No.15981999

>>15981993
>>15981988
What are you talking about?
>>15981995
To keep testing forever.

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>>15981992
Lich best science waifu.
Gremlins are just engineers.

>> No.15982013

>>15981993
Portal soon brother.

>> No.15982017

>>15981956
>>15981971
I know what you mean anon and I'd do the same.

>> No.15982050

>>15982007
As a BMET I feel like I'm going to be stuck with a Lich and a Gremlin on the duo's lab. Working with them would be so hard.

>> No.15982088

>>15981905
I'll install protocol Y3-T1 and make hugs calming and comforting for them

>> No.15982131

I want to put a maid outfit on an Automaton.

>> No.15982140

>>15982131
I don't think she was maid for that, Anon.

>> No.15982146

>>15982140
Charon! Bad!

>> No.15982176
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15982176

What mgs would look the best in pantyhose?

>> No.15982186

>>15982176
Ghost.

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>>15982186
This.

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>>15982201

>> No.15982206

>>15982186
Dark mage, Wights, Vampires, all the ara ara ones would look amazing.

>> No.15982216

Which MGs make for the best very very tall onee-san type?

>> No.15982220

>>15982216
Monoeye

>> No.15982249

>>15982202
H-how do you know where to put it in?

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>> No.15982272

>>15982255
Is that a zombie Kitsune?

B-because i wouldn't mind if she was...

>> No.15982276

>>15982272
>Kitsune
She's got paws.

>> No.15982277

>>15982272
I think it's a wanwan based on the paws.

>> No.15982280

>>15982276
>>15982277
At least tell me she's a qt kuu zombie.

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>>15981241
She got new official shots today. I'm literally going to pay homage to her once I put my order in. (note: wings not shown)

>> No.15982286

>>15981878
I'll always love Proxima.

>> No.15982297

>>15982281
I'm thinking on getting her too. Always liked monster hunter and she is really well made.

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