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I wrote a love letter to Alice, but it keeps coming back in the mail...

>> No.15969886

>>15969879
That must mean the feelings are mutual! Right?

>> No.15971006
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15971006

Anon I...

>> No.15971012 [DELETED] 

>>15971006
I'll literally flay you alive if you post that crossboard subhuman garbage within even three boards adjacent to /jp/.

>> No.15971014

i love alice more than you

>> No.15971050
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>>15971006
Someone post that picture of Tewi saying how if your waifu were real she would hang out with the popular girls and hate you

>> No.15971053

>>15969879
wrong delivery address numbnuts

>> No.15971054

>>15971050
Don't listen to her lies
Tewi just wants you all to herself

>> No.15972064

>>15969879
That's a hit that she could be an Elvis fan "Return To Sender" might even be her fave song.

>> No.15972082

>>15971054
I wish

>> No.15972126

>>15972064
I like you. The first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmUfUBqE-s

>> No.15972258
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15972258

Her mother keeps confiscating the letters. She won't let any boys see her daughter.

>> No.15972604

>>15969879
because you got the wrong address idiot

>> No.15975716

>>15972258
I want to give Alice a brother!

>> No.15975783

>>15969879
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong address. Gensokyo is two blocks down.

>> No.15975842
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>>15971050

>> No.15976457

>>15975842
this is kind of mean

>> No.15984257

>>15975716
Cross breeding is despicable. Wear a condom!

>> No.15984259

>>15975842
But what if your waifu is autistic

>> No.15984307

>>15984259

then she'd sit alone in the back of the class thinking you're a creep

>> No.15984310
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15984310

aliceuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.15989063

>>15969879
Take the hint.

>> No.15997101
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15997101

Alice doesn't need a boyfriend, she's got plenty of friends!

>> No.15997631
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>>15997101
"Surely next year will be different," Alice thought to herself.

>> No.15997646

>>15975783
Fuck you

>> No.15998266

>>15971014
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.16000081

>>15969879
>>15971014
My love for アリス is far greater than both of you combined!

>> No.16000144

>>15984307
What if I rape her?

>> No.16007559

I am going to become Alice.

>> No.16007628

>>16007559
Are you sure you're ready to become my wife?

>> No.16007650
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16007650

>>16007628
Prepare your cock, hubbie.

>> No.16007835

>>16007559
Is that you Suingtou?

>> No.16007852

>>15997646
No, fuck YOU Leatherman.

>> No.16007858

>>16007559
That's impossible, because I AM Alice.

>> No.16007882

>>16007835
No, because sugoitoe is already Alice

>> No.16013047

>>16007650
What I'd give to release my seed into her.

>> No.16022066
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16022066

>>16007858
Fuck you, I am the real Alice. You're some dumb fake.

>>16007628
As long as I am the perfect Alice, I'm ready for anything.

>> No.16031570

>>16007559
I am going to become A doll of Alice!

>> No.16031572

>>16000144
your horrible attempt of rape will fail and you'll go to jail

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