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Exhibit A: The Mating Press.

>> No.15966585

I want to do that to Chihaya!

>> No.15966592 [DELETED] 

/jp/ is a pure board!
delete this!!

>> No.15966614

lewd

>> No.15966877 [DELETED] 
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15966877

Sumo used to be /jp/ related content.

It's been years since we've had a proper Sumo thread.

Neo-/jp/ only cares about comfy threads and what the fuck shit.

はっけよい

>> No.15966887 [DELETED] 

What the fuck happened to my post?

>> No.15966939
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15966939

open mind

>> No.15966967 [DELETED] 

Like I was saying though, before the FUCKING JANITARD deleted my post.

It's been fucking ages since we had a proper sumo thread on /jp/

Neo-/jp/ seems to be all about being comfy and a bunch of hyperpussy fangays and what the fuck shit not.

Fuck that.

Bring back the old Sumo glory to /jp/!

はっけよい

>> No.15967093

>>15966552
BONER NO~!
WHY!!!

>> No.15967109 [DELETED] 

>>15966967
I have been here since late 2008 and I don't remember sumo threads... maybe I didn't pay attention at the time.

I remember the hikki threads tho

>> No.15967119

Is it true that sumo's popularity is dying because of all the Mongolian champs?

>> No.15967201

>>15967119
Yes.

Mongolians have ruined precious Sumo heritage and shat all over it.

>> No.15967213

>>15967201
Blame the Hawaiians for leaving the gates wide open on this score.

>> No.15967235

>>15967213
Did the Japanese not care about Hawaiian wrestlers?

>> No.15967240

>>15967235
Early on yes; but those Hawaiians left the gap open for a veritable foreign invasion on the sport as a whole.

>> No.15967255

>>15967213
Hawaiians had nothing to do with this.

It is all due to poor commitment of herbivore Japanese male.

The next generation will be born without seeing a Japanese Yokozuna.

Takanohana was last great true Yokozuna.

Glory to Japan, banzai!

>> No.15967291

Are there any good articles or documentaries (with subs) about the Mongolian invasion of sumo?

>> No.15967303

>>15966585
No, dude. I want to do that to Chihaya!

>> No.15967310

How the fuck sumo survived to the modern era is beyond me.

Do people really enjoy watching fut fucks wrestle that enjoyable?

>> No.15967378

>>15967310
There's a lot of tactic in Sumo.

Plus it's huge on tradition and values.

It's a great sport.

>> No.15967562

>>15967378
>There's a lot of tactic in Sumo.
More like politic.

>> No.15967572

>>15967562
Some call it a dance.

The safety dance.

>> No.15967580

STOP

>> No.15967662

>>15967303

No, Chihaya wants to do that to you.

>> No.15967727

>>15967580
What the fuck?

Do you want to fight, weeb?

Get into the ring!

>> No.15967963 [DELETED] 

>>15967109
>hikki threads

Good times, good times.

>> No.15967983

>>15966585
>>15967303
>>15967662
You guys can have Chihaya, I just want Yayoi.

>> No.15969265

>>15967983
You're not getting yayoi without a fight dude, she's mine.

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>>15967983
>>15969265
Yayoi is fucking shit.

>> No.15971578

I'll mating press your imoutos, dudes.

>> No.15972630

>>15966552
Close your eyes.

Picture your waifu.

Are you doing it?

Ok now picture this fat sumo giving her the mating press

>> No.15972710

>>15972630
I don't have a waifu. Because I'm not a filthy degenerate.

>> No.15972723

>>15972710
well you should be

>> No.15973218

>>15972630
WORST surprise box ever used on /jp/.

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>>15973218
SURPRISE

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>>15972710
>I'm not a filthy degenerate

>> No.15976502

What the fuck?

Can we go back to discussing Sumo here?

>> No.15976507

>>15976502
I don't know anything about sumo sorry

>> No.15976559

>>15976507
What the fuck are you doing in /jp/ then?

>> No.15976618

>>15976559
Hey relax dude Japan has other things besides Sumo

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