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Anonymous Tue Oct 11 14:03:01 2016 No.15956204 [Reply] [Original]

Good morning Anon! You haven't replied to my offer in a month. You didn't forget about me, did you?

I'm a little hurt by your lack of response, but I'm sure that this wasn't your intention. However, you are still approaching bankruptcy, and I am still ready and willing to aid you!

Let's get the bad news out of the way, first. I've increased the down payment to your hand in marriage, plus a relaxing honeymoon with yours truly at one of my three Zipangu spa resorts., to act as a buffer for your reduced monthly payment. Don't worry, I will pay all monetary expenses to ensure that nothing hinders this exchange.

After the down payment, I will supply you with your 1 million MON loan in monthly 30,000 MON increments. In return, I expect a payment equal or greater than 75% of the MON loaned in the form of kisses, hugs, snuggles, headpats, held hands, tail brushing, or "high-intimacy cuddling". We can discuss exchange rates at another time, assuming you agree to these conditions.

Oh, and one last thing. If, for whatever reason, you do not accept, I will not hesitate to apply considerable persuasive force.Time is ticking, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 14:20:15 2016 No.15956239 first

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 14:21:06 2016 No.15956244 second

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 14:40:06 2016 No.15956311 fourth

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 14:40:13 2016 No.15956313 >>15956204 You can't buy my love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 14:46:33 2016 No.15956342 >>15956204 Ain't got no money Cause ain't got no job

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 16:12:02 2016 No.15956636 >>15956204 I will take it but only if your price of headpats can also come in the form of touching fluffy ears as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:32:23 2016 No.15960888 File: 1.11 MB, 1200x1050, Mamizou owns your ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Mamizou to force me to become her sex slave in exchange for wiping away my debt. "Good boy anon, suck those toes."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:40:23 2016 No.15960910 File: 226 KB, 600x800, 1474131848950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15960888 But then she'll just make you get her pregnant and completely dominate you on a financial level never thought possible!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:15:50 2016 No.15961032 File: 265 KB, 640x900, Mamizou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15960910 Nah, I think she'd rather just have you as a plaything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:22:09 2016 No.15961052 >>15961032 She wants to make you indebted to her Forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:34:17 2016 No.15961102 >>15961032 I'd put myself in massive debt to her if that was the penalty for defaulting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 17:40:04 2016 No.15961109 >>15956204 this is a great first impression of this board i think i'll stay here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:07:43 2016 No.15961188 File: 50 KB, 472x600, CtYDCZ0VYAANjaE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ara ara anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:56:13 2016 No.15961539 >>15961109 Welcome!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:52:15 2016 No.15961713 File: 523 KB, 1031x907, mamizou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15956204 Mommy Mamizou! Please jerk me off while feeding me your delicious milk!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:11:29 2016 No.15961788 But I don't even have a job. How can I be bankrupt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:18:23 2016 No.15961830 >>15961788 You don't have any money because you don't have a job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:20:18 2016 No.15961842 >>15956204 I can't say no to a face like that, even if I'm not in debt. Please lovingly exploit me, Mamizou!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:21:56 2016 No.15961850 >>15961830 Im pretty sure you cant file for bankruptcy if you never had a job to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:25:49 2016 No.15961871 >>15961850 It's still a choice between brushing the nook or losing everything you own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:29:26 2016 No.15961889 >>15961850 http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/file-bankruptcy-unemployed.html >There is no requirement that you have to be employed in order to file for bankruptcy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 08:41:47 2016 No.15963919 I don't have any debt and I don't really need money though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:48:36 2016 No.15964928 File: 650 KB, 1600x1200, 1475518022834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15960888 She starts prostituting you to the other 2hu's.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Thu Oct 13 13:52:47 2016 No.15964944 File: 50 KB, 599x448, nice_weather.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15956204 10/10 Would secure a second mortgage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:54:50 2016 No.15964953 >>15961109 Don't

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:03:17 2016 No.15964980 File: 281 KB, 786x488, screen-shot-2015-07-13-at-1-37-47-pm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15964928 Mamizou a pimp

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 14:14:57 2016 No.15965023 >>15964928 Who would want a used-up whore like him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:13:52 2016 No.15965236 >>15956204 I fucking wish. I would mating press this granny

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:38:07 2016 No.15965296 >>15965236 I'm pretty sure you'd be the one getting pressed in that situation.

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