/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me, or do Japanese breakfasts look really complicated and time consuming to make?

[Anonymous No.]

probably no more than bacon, eggs, hash browns and OJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>159377

IT'S CALLED A FUCKING CARTOON YOU DUMBFUCK

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't eat half of that.
And I overeat like a pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159377
Not like the womens have anything better to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Natto takes 10 seconds to shit onto a bowl of rice.

[Anonymous No.]

How do people eat natto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159447
Must be some kind of special Asian taste receptor that I didn't get, or more likely vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159447
It's a suppository.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159454
oh

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of faggot eats rice for brea-oh wait, japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159454
So you put natto up your ass and food comes out your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>159447
i assume they eat it like anything else:

1. open mouth.
2. bring food to mouth.
3. close mouth.
4. chew (if necessary).
5. swallow.

[Anonymous No.]

The first thing I think of about Natto is Night Shift Nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159462
You try that with natto and step 4 is impossible to complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159464
Sorry, step 5 is impossible. You will gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159462
Go buy some natto, nao.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I was born without taste buds or something, but I didn't find it all that bad. Just kind of bland.

[Anonymous No.]

Most of that stuff is leftovers from the previous night. You just wrap it up and give individual servings to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159476
And there's no telling how long it's been around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159476
LIKE PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>159480
fuck yeah, that's good... especially cold pizza

[Anonymous No.]

What does Natto smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>159499
cold chicken and dumplings is just as good, too. Oh here ya go.. cold pizza with cold chicken and dumplings on top.

[Anonymous No.]

Those omelets look nice.

The only thing I eat apart from dinner (i.e. breakfast, lunch, and late snack) is cherry jam sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159567
Is that daikon shavings on the omlette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>159377

In Japan, there are people dedicated to providing your meals. They call them wives, and it's their second priority next to simulating rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159577
It's not simulated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159586

Yea, and I'm sure they have real orgasms too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159459

think again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159377
that's the kind of meal you'd get at a inn. the home breakfast is a bit more meager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>159501
LIKE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

if you go to Japan and spend any time with real japanese people (i.e., you make some friends and/or drinking buddies), you WILL be tested with natto.

once, I was involved with a charity musical, where we raised a bunch of money for a bunch of good causes. On the day of the show, the TV station showed up, and I thought 'hay this is great, they'll give us some publicity, we'll be able to raise even more money next year"

... they only came to feed all the foreign members natto, and tape their reactions to put on the news. I shit you not.

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>>160076

Long ago, some tribes would play jokes and test foreigners by purposefully giving them horrible food they claimed was "exotic" or "their local delicacy."

As time went on, people realized "Holy shit, feeding people lamb eyes makes us an asshole" and mostly stopped.

Japan was too busy making this face and decided "FUCK IT NATTO FOR EVERYONE."

[Anonymous No.]

>>160076 ... they only came to feed all the foreign members natto, and tape their reactions to put on the news. I shit you not.
Sounds like normal japanese television.

[Anonymous No.]

>>160111

Isn't this an episode of Kino's Journey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>160135

It used to be pretty common everywhere. I mean, I can't blame them. You meet some prissy arrogant dickhead who doesn't quite understand you, you get some cheap laughs at their expense. And it's believable, because everyone assumes foreign culture will be gross and bizarre.