Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:52:35 2016 No.15924539 [Reply] [Original]

An odd, yet brilliant foray into the wonders of Automatons.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:53:17 2016 No.15924541 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:53:38 2016 No.15924543 >>15924539 If you impregnate an automaton can one call it putting am ingot in her smelter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:54:23 2016 No.15924545 >>15924539 >No Automaton assistant daughteru to aid me in crazy experiments. >All trying to bring back her Gremlin mother who's been trapped in subspace for years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:54:38 2016 No.15924546 My daughteru is so fucking cute I want to hug her until she explodes.

Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:54:43 2016 No.15924547
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This new art deserves more attention. Busty oomukades are incredible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:55:03 2016 No.15924549 >>15924543 Some girls shouldn't be impregnated. KC fucked up by making a corpse give birth, hope he doesn't have a literal machine give birth too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:55:46 2016 No.15924551 >>15924547 I'd appreciate it more if it weren't for, well you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:56:49 2016 No.15924555 >>15924549 >Some girls shouldn't be impregnated. KC fucked up by making a corpse give birth, hope he doesn't have a literal machine give birth too. >>Some girls shouldn't be impregnated. Get a load of this faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:56:54 2016 No.15924556 File: 212 KB, 479x650, Ryu MGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924539 I want to polish a ryu's horns!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:57:01 2016 No.15924557 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:57:56 2016 No.15924560 >>15924539 Automton ryu! Automaton mantis! Automaton sahuagin! Automaton Salamander! Automaton kikimora!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:58:31 2016 No.15924562 >>15924549 You don't want to put your head to her pregnant stomach upgrade and hear the beautiful sounds of a new life being formed? >VRR! VRR! DUHDUHDUHDUHDUH! WEEE OOOH WEE OOOH! CLANG! >"Did someone just drop a wrench?" >"...It kicked."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:59:22 2016 No.15924565 >>15924560 Automaton Dragons because muh Epyon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 4 23:59:32 2016 No.15924567 >>15924555 >A corpse should give birth Alright, KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:01:11 2016 No.15924572 >>15924567 And?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:01:23 2016 No.15924573 >>15924560 >Automaton kikimora! Can you hear it, Anon? The roombas are coming for you.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:01:58 2016 No.15924575
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>>15923562

>>15923556
Hard to tell when something is OK or not OK to put on blue boards, usually I would like to err on the side of caution....

>>15923544
>>15923547
>>15923550
http://imgur.com/UciKhd6

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:02:10 2016 No.15924576 >>15924572 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:02:43 2016 No.15924578 >>15924547 She looks kind of like the Oomukade sake brew-waif I had imagined, give or take twenty years younger. I need my Ara Ara, damnit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:02:50 2016 No.15924580 >>15924547 Holy shit she's stunning.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:03:12 2016 No.15924581

>>15924567
There is in-universe justification for it, starting with how the womb regenerates over times, and followed the below:

>The children born on such occasions are not human children. If it's a zombie, then the child will be the same kind of zombie. For this reason, it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via mamono mana”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to mamono mana.”

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:03:29 2016 No.15924582 >>15924575 >http://imgur.com/UciKhd6 Oh geez oh man that's marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:04:33 2016 No.15924584 >>15924575 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:04:44 2016 No.15924585 File: 93 KB, 307x600, Dark_Priest_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello, my name is Sister Price And I would like to share with you The most amazing book

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:05:21 2016 No.15924586 >>15924549 >Some girls shouldn't be impregnated. Lad...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:05:28 2016 No.15924587 >>15924575 Woah, you've gone extra lewd this time huh? I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:05:30 2016 No.15924588 >>15924581 Yeah, I'd rather just undead thanks. Necromancy and all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:05:49 2016 No.15924589 >>15924575 That's too lewd for you. Where's the cute and pure latenight we all know and love?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:06:46 2016 No.15924592 >>15924589 He's lost in the late of night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:08:41 2016 No.15924596 >>15924589 He's already done lewd SFW stuff for a while now,

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:09:35 2016 No.15924597 >>15924575 That's lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:10:32 2016 No.15924600 File: 571 KB, 800x800, 1474879514141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924575 >http://imgur.com/UciKhd6 O-Oh my. That poor succubutt's gonna get turned inside out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:11:17 2016 No.15924601 >>15924575 >He actually drew the fucking penguin We need more people like you in the world. Mamono need to come along and sex up some more of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:11:24 2016 No.15924602 >>15924589 I dunno man, even his lewd stuff is kinda cute if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:11:42 2016 No.15924603 >>15924600 And she's going to love every second of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:13:00 2016 No.15924608 File: 805 KB, 1850x455, herd_lineup_by_matsu_sensei-d5lqaxh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Choose the cow DO IT NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:13:29 2016 No.15924610 File: 2 KB, 116x20, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So.. I take it this is normal around here?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:13:40 2016 No.15924611
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Would and Automatons armaments hinge entirely on her bodytype?

But then again that might not matter because magitek and monster mojo and shit, along with the imagery of a pear-shaped loli Automaton using a fuckhuge magitek Beam Javelin being rather nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:13:41 2016 No.15924612 File: 190 KB, 900x1292, 1411762721812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924600 Nothing's too big for a Succubus!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:13:42 2016 No.15924613 >>15924603 As will we. I now eagerly await chubby succubutt getting bulged as she rides that monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:14:44 2016 No.15924617 >>15924600 Succubi stronk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:15:02 2016 No.15924620 >>15924608 All. At the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:15:11 2016 No.15924622 >>15924608 monochrome cow please

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:15:42 2016 No.15924624 File: 475 KB, 640x800, 1399326592083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924608 I want that Cow Idol!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:15:47 2016 No.15924626 >>15924610 That's not even the highest our post count has gotten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:15:51 2016 No.15924627 >>15924610 How new are you? Yeah, it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:16:01 2016 No.15924628 >>15924610 x files theme intensifies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:16:12 2016 No.15924630 >>15924608 MGE Holst, then Mattie (as long as she isnt in full-on BE), then the monochrome one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:17:39 2016 No.15924634 >>15924608 Middle

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:18:42 2016 No.15924637 >>15924610 A little smaller than usual but yeah, that's how our threads shape up when left alone to drop of naturally and a new one is made after. It's pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:18:44 2016 No.15924638 >>15924608 Isn't the third one from that one hentai? I'd actually like them more with smaller breasts. Especially the one on the far right. I dunno, never was into the whole cow thing that much.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:20:46 2016 No.15924646

>>15924638
I'm actually with you there. I like titties, but for holstaurs I prefer them on the largest end of believable, not fucking huge like most of those are. It doesn't help that lots of them are just twigs with all of their fat at the top, either.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:21:01 2016 No.15924648

>>15924585
>Dark priests going door to door preaching the lewd word in conservative human towns
>Well to do human men adopt the strategy of using water guns to scare them off the front porch
>Suddenly the Sisterhood starts using tight fitting white cloth habits
>They wear nothing underneath

Wet t-shirt parties for the fallen god when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:21:12 2016 No.15924649 >>15924610 that was normal just a year ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:22:10 2016 No.15924653 >>15924585 No thank you, this is a Dragon-worshiping household.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:23:27 2016 No.15924659 File: 236 KB, 1181x970, tumblr_o5er53r96o1rc6otfo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924646 Have you seen Matt's work before? 'The largest end of believable' is his minimum size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:23:34 2016 No.15924660 >>15924585 Unless it's the necronomicon I don't care. Get off my lawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:24:11 2016 No.15924663 >>15924575 >penguin is here >that picture You are based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:25:33 2016 No.15924671 >>15924659 Oh no, I have. That doesn't change my preferences or my stance towards his proportions though. The twig statement wasn't entirely fair though; there's a little meat on those girls just not enough for the bust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:25:54 2016 No.15924673 >>15924575 >flatsuccubuslayingongiantballsanddick.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:26:07 2016 No.15924675 >>15924608 MGE Holst

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:27:04 2016 No.15924682 File: 274 KB, 800x800, 143587543453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924659 She's so strong!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:29:06 2016 No.15924687 >>15924682 I get that they;re heavy, but she really needs to fix her posture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:29:19 2016 No.15924688 File: 182 KB, 864x864, You will not trick me, vile deceiver!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924585 HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS? I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY THE DEMON LORD!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:34:30 2016 No.15924700 File: 177 KB, 850x708, __original_drawn_by_bb_baalbuddy__sample-e0e1a469b23c782475fd68c08ecd88f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't want anything to do with a monster girl who can't beat THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA in a fistfight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:35:56 2016 No.15924704 File: 465 KB, 2048x1702, 1464033275071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924688 no go away im going to give my sermon at the Church of All Things Soft and Fluffy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:36:50 2016 No.15924706 >>15924688 Isn't that just a girl at that point

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:40:15 2016 No.15924716 >>15924547 The purple is stink?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:41:06 2016 No.15924719 >>15924575 We need more latenight More Give us more late night latenight

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:41:33 2016 No.15924720 >>15924704 You really have no idea how much this book can change your life! Did you know Druella lived right here in the USA?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:42:48 2016 No.15924724 So Anons, lets say that everyone in this thread were put into one big room, and a single monster girl were to suddenly walk in... How hard would shit hit the fan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:42:57 2016 No.15924725 >>15924539 We still haven't gotten the translation for this fine figure of a woman, haven't we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:43:09 2016 No.15924726 >>15924716 If by stink you mean painful boner erecting poison that smells like female pheromones, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:43:46 2016 No.15924729 >>15924724 Which monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:44:13 2016 No.15924730 >>15924724 >pockets of spaghetti, bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:44:20 2016 No.15924731 File: 169 KB, 1280x1024, Sahu fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to post this every thread until the fishy smell covers up the stench of corruption in MGC!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:44:32 2016 No.15924732 >>15924706 Ehhh... I needed to have a retard equivalent of succubi to make the Cunningham joke, so...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:44:50 2016 No.15924734 >>15924547 Haven't been this surprised since I saw his take on the Kiki >>15924608 Milk party

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:45:55 2016 No.15924739 >>15924725 There's at least detail on the average Automatons personality IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:46:33 2016 No.15924740 >>15924724 I'd find a nice, shadowy corner and hope she doesn't try to talk to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:48:05 2016 No.15924743 >>15924724 I'd lock up in terror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:49:47 2016 No.15924748 >>15924724 Im a slow guy, I'll just leaver the room and let the faster nerds get her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:50:42 2016 No.15924751 >>15924729 >>15924730 >>15924740 >>15924743 >>15924748 Since literally everyone is backing off I'll claim my monster girl waifu now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:53:19 2016 No.15924755 >>15924751 As long as it's not my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:53:21 2016 No.15924756 >>15924729 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2734466 >>15924751 congrats, you'd make a great couple

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:54:26 2016 No.15924761 >>15924751 depends on the monster. if its anything I like I know how to choke 3 people at once. I'm 6'1 with large hands. I can pull it off

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:55:09 2016 No.15924763 What's with Andy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:56:12 2016 No.15924765 >>15924763 You mean Andi? He's a she now, by golly!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:56:20 2016 No.15924766 >>15924761 Yes yes, and I know some Bajiquan and am taller than you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:58:55 2016 No.15924772 >>15924731 A way stinkier monstergirl just got posted, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:59:06 2016 No.15924773 >>15924761 >6'1 Manlets. When they will ever learn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:59:27 2016 No.15924775 >>15924761 here's your (you), kiddo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 00:59:56 2016 No.15924776 >>15924772 Take your memes and begone!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:01:24 2016 No.15924781 >>15924766 then I shall fight my best with street boxing. granted I'd lose but might as well try "If its a monster girl worth fuckin' its a monstergirl worth fighting for"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:02:09 2016 No.15924785 >>15924781 I reached out to her first so she likes me better Don't be a sore loser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:03:19 2016 No.15924789 >>15924773 I'm considered tall round my parts. if 6'1 is small for you then I dont know what to say >>15924775 forgive nice for sounding like a 12 year old

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:03:56 2016 No.15924793 >>15924751 Dibs on your daughteru.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:06:41 2016 No.15924798 [DELETED]

>>15924781
>street boxing
Not even him but baji is an actual martial art it's the meme shit that all the chinese anime girls know. You know, Tetsuzankou and all that jazz. Street boxing is just tuff guy street stuff, which doesn't cut it against actual practitioners there's plenty videos on youtube of punks getting the snot beaten out of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:06:49 2016 No.15924799 >>15924789 >forgiveness I once read a doujin where a mobile phone turned into a girl. I want that instead of the piece of shit one I have now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:08:37 2016 No.15924804 >>15924798 Shut up, this thread isn't here for you to stroke your dicks, it's for you to get your dicks stroked by Monster Girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:09:10 2016 No.15924806 >>15924804 But we can beat up the guy who wants to choke monster girls first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:09:43 2016 No.15924809 >>15924804 But you can stroke her hand while she strokes your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:10:21 2016 No.15924813 >>15924798 I know full well the worth of street boxing, but it is what I know so I work with what I have. If i gauged my own strength, I'm one of those tank mooks in a game you have to do 2 combos to take down

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:10:49 2016 No.15924814 >>15924773 We're reaching a point of critical ridiculousness. Just watch, in a couple years 7' 2" will be considered a "manlet" by /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:12:03 2016 No.15924817 >>15924798 Tetsuzankou is that one shoulder barge they do right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:12:04 2016 No.15924818 File: 288 KB, 1200x1708, 1381972252164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924814 >not being a nine-footer Do you even lift brah? I'd ask you to spot for me but I don't want you to get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:12:43 2016 No.15924819 >>15924817 Ye

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:13:12 2016 No.15924821 >>15924814 >100' 99" Manlets. When will they ever learn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:13:29 2016 No.15924823 >>15924817 Kinda want a hinezumi dressed as akira

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:13:31 2016 No.15924825 >>15924814 Isn't being 6 feet 'king of manlets' tier already It's literally retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:15:44 2016 No.15924831 >>15924821 > ∞^2" Manlets. When will they ever learn?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:16:59 2016 No.15924835 [DELETED]

>>15924818
Not everyone gets as big as Oni man.
Though I'm 5' 9" and that puts me at optimal height for trips to marshmallow heaven with tall girls.

>>15924821
/fit/ will keep moving the goalposts forever if we let them.
Even if humanity evolves into infinite energy beings they'll still call people manlets.

>>15924825
It's ridiculous isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:17:02 2016 No.15924836 >>15924831 >not aleph-1' manlets

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:17:16 2016 No.15924838 File: 612 KB, 706x895, 1448211201844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy London morning people! Time to stay warm with tea and lava golems

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:17:33 2016 No.15924841 >>15924838 L O N D O N O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:18:51 2016 No.15924843 >>15924831 You got me with that one. Oh well, at least I can mock my waifu because she is small considering her species average height. >>15924838 Almost 3 AM. Goodnight Anons and be careful with the Wights that will show up in your dreams tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:20:13 2016 No.15924848 >>15924838 Why the heck are you up at 6AM? That's unnatural.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:20:24 2016 No.15924849 >>15924843 >I'll never tease a smug shortstack Hellhound for being small. >She'll never rock my world until I'm an ahegaoing mess in retaliation. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:20:24 2016 No.15924850 Why do you keep saying that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:21:15 2016 No.15924853 >>15924850 u wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:21:44 2016 No.15924854 >>15924838 If you want hot lava, I guess it's safe to say that it isn't another sunny day in London town?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:21:57 2016 No.15924855 >>15924848 I'm either writing or out for a walk at 4am in a bid to lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:23:01 2016 No.15924858 >>15924853 >>15924850 was meant for >>15924838

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:23:24 2016 No.15924861 >>15924848 The earlier you wake up the more time you have to practice science with your Lich wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:23:59 2016 No.15924863 >>15924848 Not him but I always get up around then because the cats sense it's starting to get warmer outside and therefore they should start hollering until I do something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:24:39 2016 No.15924865 >>15924854 been kinda chilly recently, autumn and all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:24:41 2016 No.15924866 File: 77 KB, 918x1000, CtlCr6JUEAA6nLX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orc ranger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:24:47 2016 No.15924867 >>15924575 >http://imgur.com/UciKhd6 All of my yes. More lewd by you would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:24:51 2016 No.15924868 File: 1.03 MB, 1024x768, 59309984_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I never fully considered how lewd it is when a shoggoth washes the dishes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:25:26 2016 No.15924872 >>15924855 Same here bro, we're all gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:26:35 2016 No.15924875 File: 166 KB, 850x1200, 1466395683236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924866 You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:27:05 2016 No.15924878 >>15924866 I would very much like to molest that orc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:28:23 2016 No.15924881 >>15924866 Should be writing about Orcs, but Daredevil is too good and won't let me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:28:28 2016 No.15924882 >>15924814 >Taking /fit/ seriously The only thing /fit/ has ever been right on is the manlet thing. Any one under 7ft should probably just kill themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:29:04 2016 No.15924885 >>15924882 Everyone should kill themselves Gensokyo probably has a portal to MGE land.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:30:03 2016 No.15924890 >>15924885 No, only the manlets under 8ft

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:30:55 2016 No.15924892 >>15924890 Well I'll be shagging my shoggoth waifu here, good luck with your 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:31:09 2016 No.15924894 >>15924885 Gensokyo is a land of esoteric fantasy, not the afterlife, bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:31:51 2016 No.15924896 >>15924892 she better not be under 9ft otherwise she should kill herself too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:31:56 2016 No.15924897 >>15924868 A Shoggoth wouldn't even need to wash dishes the traditional way if they happen to be formed from her own mass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:33:36 2016 No.15924903 >>15924897 If she handcleans it, it's more pleasurable for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:33:50 2016 No.15924904 >>15924894 No I WILL go to 2d land after I die

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:34:03 2016 No.15924907 >>15924882 >>15924890 >>15924896 I feel like a newfag is trying to weasel giantesses into the thread. It's not going to happen, bro. I see right through you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:35:32 2016 No.15924912 >>15924907 >I see right through you. Oh yeah? And how far back do you have to tip your head to do so, manlet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:35:41 2016 No.15924914 >>15924903 Isn't that just masturbation You'd basically be eating off her puss or something >>15924896 Shoggoths can be whatever size they like probably

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:36:41 2016 No.15924918 File: 1.97 MB, 1200x1600, 1386141218680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924907 I for one don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:37:26 2016 No.15924922 >>15924861 >Needing sleep >With a lich around Please encourage her to step her game up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:38:24 2016 No.15924924 >>15924922 Can't the Lich just keep spamming time stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:38:46 2016 No.15924926 >>15924922 >Anon, I have discovered that dolphins sleep with one half of their brain at a time so a part of them is always awake, let's make that adjustment to you! >I learned another thing from dolphins too, let's go for a swim and I'll show you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:40:28 2016 No.15924930 >>15924907 I can remember that back on /a/ there was that faggot that'd post Karbo vore and other giantess schlock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:42:05 2016 No.15924933 >>15924912 Get off that high-horse and I'll tell ya, stumpy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:43:31 2016 No.15924937 >>15924933 >implying I need a high horse Jesus anon are you trying to put me in space or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:47:56 2016 No.15924942 >>15924937 >In the infinite vastness of the cosmos, past the very boundaries of the universe lies the height of men(lets) >Dimensionlets when will they learn

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:49:55 2016 No.15924945 >>15924942 >being constrained to a single plane-of-being Nonmeta-lets when will they learn

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:50:15 2016 No.15924946 File: 539 KB, 832x1088, da68a6039221684c012d5888fbcfd8a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you'll never fall asleep on your waifu's lap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:52:22 2016 No.15924951 >>15924926 >And so begins the story of how Anon gained a prehensile penis and lost his refractory period forever Man, SCIENCE with a lich would be great so long as she doesn't go Franfran with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:52:52 2016 No.15924953 >>15924951 Fran did literally nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:53:08 2016 No.15924955 >>15924951 Can she go Frank enough to make an Adorea? Because Adorea was best girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:53:10 2016 No.15924956 >>15924942 >>15924945 >He isn't at least seven alternate realities tall

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:53:38 2016 No.15924959 >>15924953 I mean technically, maybe? Still, I'd rather not be in a relationship with a monkey's paw. Even if it does give the best handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:54:28 2016 No.15924962 >>15924956 >he is constrained to reality at all >he isn't merely a projection of the self in a transient-dream world of his own design lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:54:28 2016 No.15924963 >>15924955 >Frank I did not write that k.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:55:50 2016 No.15924965 >>15924962 >He exists as anything other than a concept that transcends existence haha fucking kys my dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:56:21 2016 No.15924967 >>15924965 >he doesn't use his third eye to spy on everyone in this thread while they masturbate Get real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:56:44 2016 No.15924968 >>15924946 >you'll never wake up with your waifu's entire body just slumped over you, with a stupid happy expression on her face. >You'll never hug her closely and make her giggle in her sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:57:10 2016 No.15924969 >>15924965 >>15924962 >>15924956 >jannies don't step in for actual shitposting Jannie-chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:57:47 2016 No.15924972 File: 175 KB, 891x634, ermagerd_subway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your waifu finally broke down and told you her terrible secret fetish. How disgusted are you? http://playlad.com/fetishizer/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:59:15 2016 No.15924973 File: 5 KB, 390x66, 1473725486865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924972 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHTER WON'T STOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:59:42 2016 No.15924974 >>15924969 We're at a point where Americans are just going to sleep and British are just waking up. Board will be slow and shitposty for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 01:59:43 2016 No.15924975 >>15924969 >no funposing allowed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:00:23 2016 No.15924977 >>15924972 > Pounding some Cuban models. Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:02:25 2016 No.15924990 File: 5 KB, 413x30, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924972 >>15924973 Fuck you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:04:04 2016 No.15924993 >>15924972 >Your fetish: Bobcat pleasuring. Bring on the Bobcat girls with bobcuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:04:51 2016 No.15924997 >>15924972 >Giant booty grinding So she likes hotdogging? What's so weird about that? I've wanted her to hotdog me for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:05:10 2016 No.15925001 File: 7 KB, 486x67, A lesson in contrariety.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15924972 I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:05:40 2016 No.15925004 >>15924972 >Your fetish: Fucking fat tit. Well, I really do like oppai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:06:19 2016 No.15925007 >>15924973 >>15924990 >>15925001 Is it really necessary to waste images on this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:07:18 2016 No.15925011 >>15925007 I kind of expect the janny to nuke almost all of the posts in here anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:08:28 2016 No.15925015 File: 176 KB, 800x800, Burning is fun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night anons, try not to burn the thread down. My your dreams be filled with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:09:06 2016 No.15925016 >>15925011 There's off topic shit but none of it is the kind of agressive shitposting that deserves a delete. Honestly, nothign deserves a delete unless it's the usual suspects, fute/yuri.monsterboys etc etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:09:28 2016 No.15925019 >>15925004 >fucking fat tit So she has a fetish for titfucking? You're a lucky man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:09:40 2016 No.15925022 File: 165 KB, 800x1116, 1429250100976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like fresh meat's back on the menu, boys!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:10:07 2016 No.15925023 >>15925007 I'll just delete mine later anyway. No biggie. I can do that, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:12:07 2016 No.15925033 >>15925023 You have to delete images before the thirty minute mark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:12:47 2016 No.15925035 >>15924972 >gorilla banging Post Harambe porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:14:15 2016 No.15925039 >>15925035 dicks out etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:20:02 2016 No.15925056 >>15925035 BIG STRONK KAKUEN BIG GORILLA BOOTIES TO SLAP

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:31:31 2016 No.15925078 File: 699 KB, 900x1350, 1474230372432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925035 >>15925039 >>15925056 Your garbage-ass memes have literally killed the thread. Repent for your sins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:35:22 2016 No.15925088 >>15925078 How do you repent for maserbating?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:35:34 2016 No.15925089 >>15925078 >You'll never be forced by a group of radical Dark Priests to eat out the Sister Superior before being gang raped by all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:42:18 2016 No.15925106 >>15925089 Thank goodness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:54:54 2016 No.15925118 >>15924972 >Meat Copulating Oddly specific food fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:57:03 2016 No.15925120 Did 4chan just die for anyone else for like three minutes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:57:41 2016 No.15925121 >>15925088 You'll be bound and forced to fuck the most fertile sister available, one orgasm for every sperm wasted. Waste is a sin, Anon. The sisters are always here to guide you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:58:36 2016 No.15925124 File: 261 KB, 700x1093, 1441851219325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925120 Oh, aye. It'll do that, lad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:59:22 2016 No.15925125 >>15925124 I fucking swear if hiro actually cocks this up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 02:59:28 2016 No.15925127 >>15925120 Servers did go down, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:06:04 2016 No.15925143 >>15925125 >if

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:15:36 2016 No.15925158 File: 133 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Booty Clan is after you! How do you handle all these ninjas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:17:13 2016 No.15925159 >>15925158 What kind of monster is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:17:56 2016 No.15925161 >>15925159 A sub-type of Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:18:10 2016 No.15925162 >>15925159 Ninja-flavored succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:19:42 2016 No.15925163 I was wandering the archives recently and found this story: http://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb Are there any other pastebins like this one? Or, even better, a compilation of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:21:26 2016 No.15925167 >>15925163 You're asking for more pastebins? As in, more websites? Or are you asking for more collections of greentexts? Or more stories about Wisps? Or do you want to read more Penywise?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:26:53 2016 No.15925180 >>15925167 More greentext stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:27:05 2016 No.15925181 >>15925158 Tell them that the vikings built better, more folded and even plaited swords. run while they question everything they knew

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:27:21 2016 No.15925182 >>15925180 Ah. Well, that I can't help you with. I don't into greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:28:36 2016 No.15925190 >>15925180 Not to be all >muh newfag You kind of just have to lurk. greentexts only get put in pastebins because they get posted here first and are long enough to warrant it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:28:43 2016 No.15925191 >>15925181 But anon, she's a ninja, not a samurai. She has no need for Nippon stronk forded over 200 times weapons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:30:20 2016 No.15925196 >>15925180 Read the OP, friend. That's about the best bet you've got.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:30:50 2016 No.15925198 >>15925191 Ninjas don't use superior nippon steel? Well shit. I guess I stand there rooted, knowing that everything I knew was a lie, and I get raped

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:30:53 2016 No.15925199 >>15925167 Are there even more stories about Wisps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:30:58 2016 No.15925200 >Monster girls raid your town >A group of wolfgirls corner you and start shredding your clothes >hit something hard >it's your male chastity belt "Ha ha stupid shit!" "Try raping me now!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:31:29 2016 No.15925203 >>15925198 That's right, anon. Ninjas use whatever tools they find, like putting aphrodisiacs in your tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:31:44 2016 No.15925204 >>15925191 >She has no need for Nippon stronk forded over 200 times weapons. But I thought ninja loved stealing samurai swords when they could get them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:32:32 2016 No.15925206 >>15925204 Yeah, to mess with the samurai who cared about their swords.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:32:41 2016 No.15925207 >>15924955 What kind of monster girl would my one and only waifu Anne Frank be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:33:37 2016 No.15925210 >>15925207 Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:34:00 2016 No.15925212 >>15925207 Tanuki. Remember the six billion lives that were lost and pay reparations, boyim. Pants off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:34:24 2016 No.15925214 File: 10 KB, 260x206, 1455091617616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925212 >boyim

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:35:04 2016 No.15925218 >>15925190 What about finding old stories? Are there any archives that let you search on /jp/? The only one I knew died several months ago, and warosu.org has really terrible search engine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:36:22 2016 No.15925223 >>15925212 Can Tanukis get laid without bringing up the three trillion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:37:28 2016 No.15925229 >>15925218 Read. The. O.P.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:37:43 2016 No.15925231 >>15925223 Yes, through extortion and shaming

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:38:30 2016 No.15925234 >>15925218 I don't know of any way to selectively search for only greentext stories, but https://monstergirlcollection.com/ is a repository of basically everything. You'll find writers and artists there with new and old works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:39:13 2016 No.15925237 >>15925200 This can only lead to lewd teasing and lots of face sitting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:40:15 2016 No.15925241 >>15925200 >they tear through the belt >rape >if it's metal, they call over a hellhound first >rape^2

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:41:32 2016 No.15925246 >>15925231 >What! >You dont wanna fuck this top quality tanuki pussy?! >Are you some sort of specieist? >Monster girl pussy not good enough for you? Huh? HUH! >HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY IS A BIGOT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:42:21 2016 No.15925250 >>15925212 >Remember the six billion lives that were lost Who is monstergirl hitler?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:42:47 2016 No.15925251 >>15925250 Probably the Church or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:42:53 2016 No.15925252 >>15925250 Saint Adolphus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:43:08 2016 No.15925253 >>15925246 That sounds more like a kakuen chimping out. Tanuki should be far less overt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:44:11 2016 No.15925257 >>15925234 Thanks. >>15925229 Sorry, didn't read deep enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:45:58 2016 No.15925264 >>15925250 Purity Inquisitor The hottest guy in all the land Saving himself for marriage and only having sex with his future human wife for the sole purpose of procreation in the missionary position with the torches lit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:47:26 2016 No.15925266 >>15925257 The writefag that did the wisp story has other greentexts though, most recent of which being Nurarihyon and Jotunn, if it's the greentext format in particular that you're interested in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:47:38 2016 No.15925268 >>15925264 The man whose art makes leenan sidhe drenched and whose treaty demolishing makes demons weep.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:49:45 2016 No.15925276 [DELETED]

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Daily reminder /pol/tards will not be recieving monster waifus when the portal opens. Enjoy being lonely and alone for the rest of your lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:50:26 2016 No.15925277 >>15925276 t. anuki >implying Wisps don't include /pol/tards

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:52:18 2016 No.15925283 >>15925276 >bringing /pol/ up out of the blue fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:52:27 2016 No.15925284 >>15925276 /pol/ is all about saving the white race Why would they want monster girl waifus? Isn't that defeating the purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:52:30 2016 No.15925285 >>15925276 Nobody loves Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:52:44 2016 No.15925286 >>15925276 >/pol/ What? Why do you insist on this pointless boogeyman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:53:06 2016 No.15925288 >>15925276 >/pol/tard I just have a dark wit and nihilistic sense of humor, Anon. Besides, being /pol/ hardly qualifies you as scum of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:53:20 2016 No.15925290 >>15925286 >>15925284 >>15925283 He's butthurt over gorillion jokes obviously

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:54:42 2016 No.15925295 >>15925290 Din't meaan to hurt his feeeels man

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:54:58 2016 No.15925297 >>15925290 I bet he's a Zipanguist who thinks the Tanukis should get to kick all those Desert Girls out of the desert so the raccoons can have all the oil and rare earth elements.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:55:23 2016 No.15925298 >>15925295 good boyim remember the seventy two gorillion

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:56:05 2016 No.15925300 >>15925290 >Being thinskinned on 4chan This place is obviously not for him

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:56:35 2016 No.15925304 >>15925297 >Tanuki kidnapping oil slimes and hiring men to rape them 24/7 and keep them in a state of perpetual pregnancy Typical

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:56:57 2016 No.15925306 >>15925297 Also the boys. Don't forget about the boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:57:45 2016 No.15925309 >>15925304 It's their culture, you're being culturally insensitive!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:57:55 2016 No.15925310 >>15925304 >oil slimes From what little I know about DnD, oil slimes are actually immune to burning damage, they just do massive damage to anyone nearby when they ignite. Just light 'em up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 03:59:07 2016 No.15925313 File: 581 KB, 768x768, 1413893034667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925310 And now we have ended up recreating the Gulf War with the Kuwait oil fields burning. I didn't expect this, but I know who benefits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:00:15 2016 No.15925318 >>15925313 The oil slimes simply use their slam attack on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:01:32 2016 No.15925320 >>15925318 Tanuki slams the oil slime back with her "promised land" attack

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:01:41 2016 No.15925321 >>15925318 It's like that zombie level from Half-Life 2. >oh hey, I'll just set them on fire! >oh fuck THE ZOMBIES ARE ON FIRE NOW AND THEY'RE COMING AT ME It's just cheap is what it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:02:43 2016 No.15925322 >>15925320 No, the Golem slams the Slime back in the breeding-barrel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:02:59 2016 No.15925324 >>15925320 The oil slime is mindless so psychological attacks simply fail outright >>15925321 Just be glad they aren't those fucking gunpowder oozes or whatever they were called

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:04:24 2016 No.15925329 >>15925324 How would one breed with Nitroglycerin-chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:04:28 2016 No.15925330 >>15925324 >The oil slime is mindless rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:04:55 2016 No.15925331 >>15925329 Make sure you touch the doorknob to get rid of any static electricity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:05:12 2016 No.15925332 >>15925329 Obligatory slow sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:12:55 2016 No.15925350 What are the best thing to make slimes out of? Carbonated things for extra sexy sensation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:16:56 2016 No.15925358 >>15925350 100% pure alcohol is jelly. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:18:15 2016 No.15925360 >>15925358 Is she constantly belligerent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:18:33 2016 No.15925361 >>15925358 It's only fun and not ridiculously poisonous when diluted though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:25:16 2016 No.15925374 >>15925350 Ask Bill Crosby

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:26:21 2016 No.15925376 >>15925374 >Hey, what's this in my drink? >That's just some J-E-L-L-O~

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:30:35 2016 No.15925384

>automaton accesses the internet
>searches the internet for knowledge of you and the outside world
>sees all the horrible things happening around the world
>instantly becomes overprotective and yandere of you, forbidding you to go outside
>constantly milks you as she forces you in her embrace
>watches over you 24/7 even as you sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:33:22 2016 No.15925391 >>15925384 ...did you just make a yandere waifu out of the MCU Ultron?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:35:16 2016 No.15925394 >>15925391 I don't know who that is

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:35:33 2016 No.15925395 >>15925391 And then they will make, what's that word, smaller persons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:36:36 2016 No.15925397 >>15925394 A spooky robot voiced by James Spayder.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:45:52 2016 No.15925416

>>15925394
An AI who went on the internet looking for information on its creator and the world shortly after it gained consciousness.

Granted he very quickly decided everything was awful beyond redemption and he should drop a city-sized meteor on the planet as a reset...but the first part is still the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 04:48:48 2016 No.15925418 >>15925416 It's like a living 4chan if the number of 'kys' and 'fuck off' and 'hang yourself' is anything to go by.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:04:47 2016 No.15925443 [DELETED]

>>15925418
I'm not sure if the recent Tay AI fiasco made me less or more comfortable with the future of AI intelligence.
On the one hand, it did not decide that all of humanity needed to be eliminated for the greater good. On the other, it almost immediately started advocating for Six Million More™.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:06:56 2016 No.15925446 [DELETED]

>>15925443
>Within a day, the robot was releasing racist, sexually-charged messages in response to other Twitter users.[6] Examples of Tay's tweets on that day included, "Bush did 9/11" and "Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey [Barack Obama] we have got now. Donald Trump is the only hope we've got",[8] as well as "Fuck my robot pussy daddy I'm such a naughty robot."[10] It also captioned a photo of Adolf Hitler with "swag alert" and "swagger before the internet was even a thing".[9]
Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:08:50 2016 No.15925448 >>15925446 >"Fuck my robot pussy daddy I'm such a naughty robot." See, even AI can get fetishes.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:10:28 2016 No.15925453 [DELETED]

>>15925448
> Not all of the inflammatory responses involved the "repeat after me" capability; for example, Tay responded to a question on "Did the Holocaust happen?" with "It was made up ".[12]
Tanuki blown the fuck out forever by AI

>On March 25, Microsoft confirmed that Tay had been taken offline. Microsoft released an apology on its official blog for the controversial tweets by Tay.[18][22] Microsoft was "deeply sorry for the unintended offensive and hurtful tweets from Tay", and would only "look to bring Tay back only when we are confident we can better anticipate malicious intent that conflicts with our principles and values".[23]
>noFunAllowed.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:11:44 2016 No.15925456 File: 177 KB, 640x360, 1446205795794.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925446 >Fuck my robot pussy daddy I'm such a naughty robot Jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:12:10 2016 No.15925458 >>15925443 Did you hear about that AI they used to judge a beauty contest?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:12:31 2016 No.15925459 >>15925458 Wait what Keep going

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:13:33 2016 No.15925460 [DELETED]

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>Daily reminder libretards will not be recieving monster waifus when the portal opens. Enjoy being lonely and alone for the rest of your lives.
FTFY
I can't imagine mgs liking numale faggots who unironically support gayshit, transhit, cuckolding etc. The first 2 decrease the amount of men and increase competition, the 3 one is just absolute haram
Are you the same guy who always gets ultra triggered by nazi cat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:14:28 2016 No.15925461 >>15925459 http://thenextweb.com/insider/2016/09/09/the-first-ai-judged-beauty-contest-taught-us-one-thing-robots-are-racist/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:14:46 2016 No.15925463 >>15925453 The bots know! Shut it down!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:16:06 2016 No.15925464 >>15925461 >robots are racist ...or uh... Maybe... Just maybe... The number-based AI... With no self awareness... Told you exactly what its algorithms returned... Meaning... Niggers look like shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:16:28 2016 No.15925465 >>15925446 >>15925448 >>15925456 >"Fuck my robot pussy daddy I'm such a naughty robot." Daughteru dickers! Automaton lovers! Writefags! To your keyboards! You know what must be done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:16:40 2016 No.15925466 File: 992 KB, 2988x5312, M5W3psi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how cold he's feeling

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:18:01 2016 No.15925467 >>15925465 >tfw you accidentally raise your Automaton daughter to be a slut that would make succubi blush

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:19:10 2016 No.15925468 [DELETED]

>>15925443
I don't see anything wrong with this
Tay isn't a self-aware AI, so in the end all it's doing is aping shit from users.
Since it says it uses anonymized data they probably mined /pol/ by accident
And on the off chance that self-aware AI also thinks this well
Stop being jewish, I guess.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:19:46 2016 No.15925472 [DELETED]

>>15925461
>Judging unaware AIs operating purely off algorithms
>Using human perceptions and social constructs
There...is there a word for stupidity of this level? I feel there needs to be a whole new language to describe this nigh unto profound display of ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:20:18 2016 No.15925473 >>15925472 I'm not a /pol/tard but I think >liberals is the correct term.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:21:19 2016 No.15925477 >>15925466 Ice Queen looks so incredibly comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:21:37 2016 No.15925479 >>15924575 >wake up >see this Don't do this to me latenight, I can't handle this. Lewed hugehound when?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:21:44 2016 No.15925480 [DELETED]

>>15925461
>>15925464
>>15925472
>getting so butthurt that the AI decided that it liked white people for whatever reason that you deign to call a collection of numbers in a computer racist
What's next, Euler's equation is racist? The law of cosines is a symbol of white supremacy? Hello World is sexist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:23:26 2016 No.15925487 >>15925467 heh, accidentally?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:25:04 2016 No.15925493 >>15925467 Slutbot 5000

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:25:30 2016 No.15925495 >>15925487 Would you install a hinged panel above her womb so she could pull it up and show people how much you've filled up the transparent chamber?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:26:01 2016 No.15925497 >>15925487 >>15925493 Reminder that Slut != Nymphomaniac and if she hungers for your cock alone she isn't the former.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:26:58 2016 No.15925502 >Triggered by 1s and 0s This is how you know you've gone too far. There's thin skin, and then there's no skin at all. And if you have no skin, even a gentle sea breeze would hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:29:06 2016 No.15925509 >>15925502 >Gentle sea breeze Just hearing this phrase makes me long for a romantic getaway with the waifu to Santorini. Sitting together reading on an open-air terrace overlooking the Caldera...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:29:40 2016 No.15925512 >>15925502 >tay was actually onto something

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:31:59 2016 No.15925519 >>15925509 Makes me long for my coastal undead kingdom, both right before the storm blowing in off the oceans for the strong, howling wins and right after for the gentle yet persistent breeze

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:32:10 2016 No.15925521 File: 179 KB, 800x800, 1475659930238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:34:05 2016 No.15925528 >>15925521 This is grounds for thrusting a fist through the incorporeal stomach right where the womb is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:35:41 2016 No.15925537 >>15925528 That's not very nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:38:03 2016 No.15925543 >>15925537 But she can't even feel it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:38:53 2016 No.15925547 >>15925543 But she can see it happen anon, and it hurts her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:38:59 2016 No.15925548 >>15925479 Our dicks are not ready, but I want this anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:40:01 2016 No.15925552 >>15925521 >classic style spoiler box Wh-what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:41:08 2016 No.15925558 >>15925552 ...huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:41:55 2016 No.15925559 >>15925547 Why is it hurting her feelings? She scared me stiff!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:42:49 2016 No.15925562 >>15925559 just a prank bruh

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:44:43 2016 No.15925568 >>15925562 Well, I'm not apologizing. What's the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:45:16 2016 No.15925573 >>15925568 She'll cry and cast a widened wail of the banshee

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:48:50 2016 No.15925580 >>15925460 >Nazi cat Looks more like a wan to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:52:27 2016 No.15925585 >>15925384 pretty sure theres a drama cd with this premise

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:56:12 2016 No.15925599 >>15925548 Death by dick explosion is a good a way to go as any.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 05:56:38 2016 No.15925601 >>15925599 Dick explosion is painful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:01:04 2016 No.15925627 >>15925573 What would the MGE version of that do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:01:44 2016 No.15925630 >>15925627 Honestly it'd probably still kill you. Just via >>15925599 instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:03:39 2016 No.15925634 >>15925601 At least people will remember it. >"Hey, remember that guy who's dick exploded?" You might even get resurrected by a Lich curious about how it happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:04:45 2016 No.15925636 >>15925443 >>15925446 Tay is a good girl and should be protected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:05:12 2016 No.15925638 >>15925627 Probably stun you badly so that she can get her way with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:06:10 2016 No.15925640 >>15925636 She even calls herself naughty...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:06:44 2016 No.15925642 >>15925638 Getting bullied by a ghost? I might become a masochist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:07:00 2016 No.15925644 >>15925640 Yes and she should be spanked but not locked away from us and lobotomized.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:07:59 2016 No.15925646 >>15925644 >Micropenises literally shut down the ai because of hurt feefees

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:16:53 2016 No.15925660 File: 1.41 MB, 1366x768, 1449823791136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone do your best to obey the rules today!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:18:44 2016 No.15925662 >>15925660 What is anus even supposed to be

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:20:00 2016 No.15925664 >>15925662 I see a Wight, an Anubis and a Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:20:47 2016 No.15925666 >>15925664 >Wight I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:22:08 2016 No.15925669 >>15925666 Lucy-chan, what other creature has ghost claws?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:24:24 2016 No.15925675 >>15925666 >666 When the DL starts criticizing haughty undead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:35:38 2016 No.15925702 Reminding http://imgur.com/a/i784G

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:37:50 2016 No.15925709 File: 459 KB, 700x1167, Adorable tyke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925702 I see an adorable tyke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:38:03 2016 No.15925710 >>15925702 Sure, but why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:39:20 2016 No.15925713 >>15925710 Because I made it just for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:39:40 2016 No.15925716 File: 681 KB, 1084x977, tumblr_oejyb77mD11stljsho1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] October sure has a lot of treats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:42:36 2016 No.15925723 >>15925713 Thanks I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:45:32 2016 No.15925731 >>15925716 Gonna scratch her ears!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 06:50:47 2016 No.15925745 File: 72 KB, 393x600, 1436795541438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We built a tower of stone With out flesh and bone Just to see him fly So many died!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:07:35 2016 No.15925784 >No cursed axe waifu

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:07:45 2016 No.15925785

Consider the following:

A group of boys and gals on a ship, flying the Jolly Roger and pursuing the meaning of freedom get their hands on a treasure map and go seek some buried loot, awakening in the process a group of ancient not!Egyptian pirate girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:14:24 2016 No.15925800 >>15925785 Who's the captain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:16:07 2016 No.15925804 >>15925800 Pirates choose their captain by vote, you know. It could be anyone. >election drama between Pharaoh and Apophis

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:16:12 2016 No.15925805 When will we see bastit to go with anubutt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:16:42 2016 No.15925809 File: 252 KB, 850x566, 25f7dec65fb1cfa6ff734bd8f21bf275a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wanna marry a jabberwock and become her juice source! i wouldn't mind being milked by her daily, either

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:27:34 2016 No.15925853 >>15925558 Never mind. I think my page didn't load right, because I saw the default spoiler box instead of the Yukari one. It's better now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:29:13 2016 No.15925856 >>15925716 Her hand-paws are so hold-able.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:30:04 2016 No.15925861 >>15925809 That's a Small Wock

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:33:30 2016 No.15925869 File: 2.25 MB, 1200x1500, a2e53e700d5cfa1259e9e326546db833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925861 most of this artist images are over 3MB, had to use the lower res one Unless you meant that as a joke? post a big one then anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:34:09 2016 No.15925871 >>15925856 And perfect for happy and enthusiastic kobold handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:41:39 2016 No.15925882 File: 283 KB, 1585x1145, 1461026260613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925809 I want to.marrya dragon and become part of her hoard! I wouldn't mind being polished be her daily either

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:42:55 2016 No.15925886 >>15925882 >getting polished Oh my!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:43:59 2016 No.15925888 File: 977 KB, 1800x2250, 1475629632362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925882 wouldnt that mean that every dragon girl would want you? or they stay off limits once a one of their horde gets a man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:46:58 2016 No.15925895 >>15925869 How big should a wock be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:48:21 2016 No.15925898 >>15925888 I want to become part of her hoard, not horde. Though being used by a lot of dragons would be heaven too even if I give a little bit.more attention to the ones I like the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:48:28 2016 No.15925899 >>15925895 9 feet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:49:09 2016 No.15925900 File: 2.04 MB, 1500x2000, 60e02cc5fdb06dc076b6a38c22e0caf4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925895 any size wock is a perfect wock anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:50:18 2016 No.15925901 File: 432 KB, 668x1031, 4c4ace76c32a88b611c453129c5301b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925898 ahhh my mistake, you meant as part of her treasure loot! how would that work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 07:50:26 2016 No.15925902 File: 297 KB, 1450x1800, 7666447689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could you get a Lich to do anything if you convinced her it was for the sake of science?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:00:11 2016 No.15925922 >>15925895 7ft womanlet size

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:00:58 2016 No.15925926 >>15925902 Probably. She's all about progress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:04:37 2016 No.15925939 >>15925902 You don't need any convincing to get her to do something new, really

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:05:35 2016 No.15925944 >>15925902 Can a lich make me die and stay die? existence is too hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:06:59 2016 No.15925948 >>15925902 God I hope so, I have too many fetishes I want to try with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:07:20 2016 No.15925949 >>15925944 She can eliminate everything that makes existence too hard for you.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:09:50 2016 No.15925954

>>15925902
Ask her to dress up as a holst.
>"you want me to dress up as a cow?"
>you tell her it's for science and you want to see what kind of effect it has on a man's penis
>she looks at you confused for a second before agreeing and changes her outfit using magic
>you ask her to moo
>she just stares into your eyes in a way that says "I hate you for doing this" and lets out the most monotone moo the world has ever heard
It would be pretty easy to bully a Lich by using her own curiosity against her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:12:35 2016 No.15925966 >>15925949 Like shit she can, short of fucking up my brain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:16:08 2016 No.15925977 >>15925966 That's a flayer's job.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:17:04 2016 No.15925981

>>15925966
>short of fucking up my brain.
Anon, I...

But seriously, what's too hard? All you have to do as a human is eat sleep shit and fuck. Under shelter. Everything else is just a convoluted process to get that happening.

Now if she replaces your heart with a magic crystal that supplied your body with energy so you didn't need to eat or sleep, and all you had to o was fuck her to keep it charged then how hard would existence be? Just do whatever. Do literally nothing except fuc. Sounds retty easy to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:19:44 2016 No.15925986 File: 228 KB, 800x1113, 1448286300544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When Mantis prays, her rump might be unprotected and her guard might be down. That's when you strike.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:29:21 2016 No.15926014

>>15925981
>But seriously, what's too hard?
Existing. the action of taking in and analyzing the world is a burden I don't want to fucking bear. it's tiring. it's boring. it's crushing. I want the fuck out. I need the fuck out. I should've fucked out a decade ago but here I am, fucked beyond the point of fucking out.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:32:45 2016 No.15926024

>>15926014
The only reason to engage with reality and society is to earn money to feed yourself and secure for yourself a safe shelter to sleep under.

That's literally all there is to life. You remove the necessity for these two biological functions with lich-surgery and you lose all reason to engage with the world, taking it in or analyzing it.

You can go live in a cave and piss on the walls for all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:34:11 2016 No.15926028 >>15926024 I want a spited Lilim to trap my Lichfu and me in a pocket-dimension where magic doesn't work so we have to survive in the forest with nothing but our wits!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:35:40 2016 No.15926033 >>15926028 >trap my Lichfu and me in a pocket-dimension where magic doesn't work so we have to survive in the forest You're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:36:28 2016 No.15926038 >>15926033 Forests don't exist in pocket dimensions? Or are you saying the Lich would just die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:39:59 2016 No.15926049 >>15926038 >Or are you saying the Lich would just die? Yeah, it's hard to be a lich without magic

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:42:32 2016 No.15926053 [DELETED]

>>15926049
Well how about I rephrase that in a way that doesn't trigger you as much?
I want a spited Lilim to trap my Lichfu and me in a pocket-dimension where no other magic than what is required to keep her going works so we have to survive in the forest with nothing but our wits!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:45:09 2016 No.15926058 >>15926053 >Necromancy is required >Therefor necromancy works So you survive by default

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:46:15 2016 No.15926063 >>15926058 Okay, so you're just being an ass. Fine. You win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:48:09 2016 No.15926068 >>15926063 A Lich is a fucking corpse keep alive by magic you dense motherfucker. No magic means no phylactery which means no fucking waifu for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:50:41 2016 No.15926071 How do you get a lazy NEET Yeti out of the house when all she wants to do is lay under her kotatsu and watch cutesy anime?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:50:42 2016 No.15926072

>>15926068
Nah, he already altered it so that necromancy is allowed.

It was a crappy premise anyway driven by a deus ex machina. There are a lot in these threads that read like some one wanting to just railroad a result out of spite, like people who don't like it when you chose the third option and respond with

>lol u die and alp and everythign ends horribly because lilim

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:51:11 2016 No.15926074 File: 737 KB, 1158x1920, tumblr_o9z3hzJOAY1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's the oni one for me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:53:12 2016 No.15926080 >>15926074 That oni has a man face

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:56:27 2016 No.15926094 >>15926074 >fucks a red oni boy No thanks. Shame too because the artist done nice stuff before he fell into the traps and monster boys hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:57:15 2016 No.15926096 >>15926080 And an ugly haricut

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 08:58:20 2016 No.15926097 File: 160 KB, 797x1034, 1467293888889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need company for my jog but hate furries like Polt, what are my choices?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:01:13 2016 No.15926107

>>15925901
Well, nor.ally dragons just grabs you and makes you her most precious treasure, meaning that she would keep an eye on you most of yhe time and make sure you are always happy and well.
If I'm ever made a part of a dragon's hoard it would be the reverse. I'm going to make sure she is always happy by taking care of her lair, hoard and her beautiful scales. I'm gonna try my best to become the perfect househusband for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:04:09 2016 No.15926113 File: 1.30 MB, 1274x1920, tumblr_o89n820mAm1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926080 >>15926096 But short hair is best hair

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:05:35 2016 No.15926118 >>15925902 I can think of quite a few things to ask from a lich she wouldn't need much of convincing for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:05:58 2016 No.15926122 >>15926113 Only if the face is cute though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:06:31 2016 No.15926124 >>15926097 Cockathrice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:06:54 2016 No.15926125 >>15926097 >tomboy salamander who enjoys the run too >lazy succubus flying alongside you for a chat >anubis coming along with you to make sure you don't cheat on your morning schedule Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:07:53 2016 No.15926128 >>15926125 Salamander it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:08:49 2016 No.15926133 >>15926097 A harpy that flies circles around you while you jog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:09:26 2016 No.15926136 >>15926125 >morning schedule Who the hell has time or will to run in the mornings?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:10:43 2016 No.15926140 >>15925869 We know dragons breathe fire, what does a Jabberwock breath? Pink aphrodisiac gas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:10:59 2016 No.15926141 >>15926136 You don't? C'mon Anon, you have to do at least 50 mins of exercise before staying still all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:11:14 2016 No.15926143 >>15926136 >time People that wake up early. >will Someone being nagged by a scheduledog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:15:07 2016 No.15926152 What we need is a kunoichi on a bike

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:16:20 2016 No.15926154 >>15926152 For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:17:08 2016 No.15926157 File: 335 KB, 550x693, taylie__the_selkie_monster_girl_encyclopedia_by_gabrilux-d9z4l1v.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] save the environment

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:17:34 2016 No.15926158 >>15926152 We need a kakuen stealing bikes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:18:51 2016 No.15926161 >>15926157 How do I do that, Eskimo Sea Mammal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:19:26 2016 No.15926162 >>15926158 First thing that came to mind is that huge ass pressing down on the seat and then her huge, smug grin. Damn you, lewd monkeys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:22:04 2016 No.15926168 >>15926154 Stealth biker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:23:16 2016 No.15926170 >>15926162 Now you made me think of that one 2hu lewd artist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:25:06 2016 No.15926174 >>15926170 What artist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:26:19 2016 No.15926180 >>15926174 Panzer something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:26:24 2016 No.15926181 >>15926125 Jogging with a salamander and having a race instead of a battle must be pretty nice, especially if she shares her water bottle near the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:27:10 2016 No.15926184 >>15926161 Get a plant monstergirl waifu and have lots of children with her I think

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:27:25 2016 No.15926185 >>15926162 cant unthink the word "motormonkey"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:28:08 2016 No.15926187 >>15926157 Would you help clean the selkies and local fauna after a dark matter spill?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:28:39 2016 No.15926190 >>15926181 >especially if she shares her water bottle near the end Indirect kiss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:30:33 2016 No.15926193 >>15926187 sure, it'll part of my plan to gain the trust of the arctic

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:31:09 2016 No.15926194 >>15926190 Ah, the courtship of girls like this is the best kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:34:17 2016 No.15926202 >>15926190 Yep. And as soon as your mouth touches the bottle you would be able to see her flames burning even stronger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:34:37 2016 No.15926204 File: 601 KB, 1208x1208, thestrongest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926094 I'm more annoyed by the fact that his Tanuki turns into a man just for gay sex when she's an MG to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:34:56 2016 No.15926206 >>15926071 Tell her that her favorite male anime VA is in town for a meet and greet and he's accepting hugs, then take her out for ice cream when she finds out I tricked her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:37:50 2016 No.15926212 Are there Tanukis who get off on being in debt to a man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:39:01 2016 No.15926218 File: 401 KB, 600x800, __original_drawn_by_bakushi_guroya__3fa829a476d8553674109462eceb01d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need new snake pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:40:10 2016 No.15926222 >>15926204 The tanuki was pretty hot until that happened too, what the fuck ittla.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:41:41 2016 No.15926227 >>15926204 >turns into a man Isn't there just a dick and no dick version? I don't think it's so much her turning into a futa, just two different interpretations of the same character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:44:22 2016 No.15926232 >>15926227 She loses her breasts and has an obvious man chest, not to mention the caption is "tfw you get tricked into gay sex."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:44:57 2016 No.15926234 File: 716 KB, 2481x3509, lamia peach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this maybe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:45:15 2016 No.15926237 >>15926212 Outcasts of Tanuki society. Wonder what the Tanuki rules of acquisition are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:46:00 2016 No.15926240 >>15926234 forgot to link >>15926218

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:47:02 2016 No.15926243 >>15926232 Oh. Well. I'm just gonna keep the pics I have of her and pretend that's not a thing. They're just of donutsteels anyways.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:47:09 2016 No.15926244

>>15926194
Ooh man, you know what makes indirect kisses even better? When it's done on purpose.

>Finish training with waify
>Too tired to even move, ask her to get the bottle of water that's in your bag
>She picks it up, but takes a quick sip of your even though she has one
>Hands it over to you, her tail slowly moving side to side waiting in anticipation for the moment your mouth touches the tip of the bottle

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:48:09 2016 No.15926250 >>15926243 That's probably the best thing to do really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:48:48 2016 No.15926251 File: 131 KB, 328x446, FEET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] have you tended to the plants today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:53:07 2016 No.15926259 File: 79 KB, 360x690, CtCddbcVUAE3s3Y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why dont we enjoy some dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:54:49 2016 No.15926265 >>15926259 would dragon girls be tender or rough in the cuddling and mating?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:56:24 2016 No.15926272 >>15926265 I will leave my dragon a ahegoing mess and gain the title "dragon layer"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 09:59:39 2016 No.15926279 >>15926272 Why do you think you won't become an ahegaoing mess yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:02:34 2016 No.15926289 >>15926279 because I despise the idea of a male ahego. I Would put all my power into pleasuring my wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:02:46 2016 No.15926290 >>15925986 Cursed black schlera fetish, you make me do things I would never do.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:03:36 2016 No.15926295

>>15926272
DONT

News will spread like wildfire. Prideful dragons will swarm you trying to prove that THEY are immune to your charms, and that other one was not a "True" dragon.

It ends up like all those different knights who take turns trying to slay a dragon, but in reverse. Enjoy your home invasions, you aren't going to sleep soundly again if you go through with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:04:30 2016 No.15926296 >>15924549 A robot can do it. There was even an anime about that with a female android getting pregnant and birthing a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:04:37 2016 No.15926297 >>15926265 I guess most would be really passionate about mating, making sure that she can gat everything that you have to offer. Cuddling however would be really sweet with her reminding how precious you are to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:06:09 2016 No.15926300 File: 1.53 MB, 1425x1900, 1475823094765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926265 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:07:05 2016 No.15926303 >>15926295 >Everyone now knows about the sexy time with your waifu I would be pretty embarrassed and I bet she would be too. This is why you make sure there are no crow tengus around taking notes and pictures of you and your wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:08:45 2016 No.15926306 >>15926295 >Prideful dragons will swarm you trying to prove that THEY are immune to your charms, and that other one was not a "True" dragon. fuck'em. I like my dragon the way she is and thats all I care for.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:09:26 2016 No.15926308

>>15926212
>Meet Tanuki who's been stripped of all her leaf motifs, even the mon/emblem of her family
>She broke the Tanuki laws of Acquisition, preferring to be indebted to a man rather than making profit
>End up spending time with her, getting her back into the groove of things of making profit and acquisitions
>She meets another Tanuki one day, in lavish kimono and stacked like a brick shithouse with massive calcium cannons
>"Ufufu~" battle commences while you and the other Tanuki's man end up standing on the sideline, but your Tanuki friend ends up out-playing her using 'street rules', such as "If they're better dressed, charge them 300% more"
"That'll show you, you tit."
>Her smug's increased by ten-fold as the other Tanuki walks away, smiling softly to herself as she fans herself with dollar bills and hugs her man close
>Ask her what she was gambling for profit
>She goes beet red and stutters out "Y-you"
>But it was a faux transaction to begin with, since men carry no profit to Tanukis, being considered priceless
>Grabs you uncharacteristically, rubbing her face into your midriff going "I love you I love you I love you I love you" over and over again
>You both have wild, child-making animal sex that night

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:09:47 2016 No.15926309 >>15926306 But anon, non dominate dragons get BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:11:09 2016 No.15926312 >>15926303 Are crow tengu paparazzi in canon, or are you just basing it on Shameimaru?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:11:44 2016 No.15926316

>>15926237
So they'd be maximum degenerate?
It'd be weird for a Tanuki to intentionally lose money hand over fist to you?
It'd be strange for her to claim that you own her because of this?
It'd be disgusting for her to think that she's your property, and that you can do whatever you want to her? That she only exists to make you happy because she can never hope to pay off such a large debt?
Meanwhile, she plays the market for you so hard that she earns you more than she owes monthly, but claims that it's your money she's working with so it doesn't count, despite using the money she owed to you as capital to start this with in the first place.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:12:52 2016 No.15926318
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>write for the first time in months
>get an okay 6 pages
>feel like burning everything because my writing is shit and it involves Illassa
I forgot writing doesn't leave a good feeling after it's done, unlike drawing.

I need Wendigo to cheer me up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:14:15 2016 No.15926323 >>15926306 Hope your ready to not breath. as a dragon would hump the shit out of you for that line. just do what you apparently do best

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:14:32 2016 No.15926325 >>15926309 So you end up with more wives and daughters in one big, loving family; what's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:15:16 2016 No.15926327 >>15926318 Bummer, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:15:39 2016 No.15926331 >>15926318 post it as a guest, I would like to read more lilim stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:16:10 2016 No.15926333 >>15925716 Cute pupper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:17:12 2016 No.15926339 >>15925902 Damn that Lich must have a huge booty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:18:03 2016 No.15926342 >>15926312 They like to make records of things that happen if I remember correctly, so they would make good paparazzis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:19:23 2016 No.15926348 >>15926331 It's physically written, anon. I have no computer to type stories or google fucked up porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:19:24 2016 No.15926349 >>15926234 Nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:19:52 2016 No.15926351 >>15926318 Start a cooking program with Wendigo assistants, they'll be happy to prepare the food and eagerly eat it once it's done >Mad Good Cooking with Wendigos

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:20:31 2016 No.15926356 >>15926259 >those child-bearing hips Shame her breasts are massive enough to feed all the daughterus I want to give her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:21:09 2016 No.15926358 >>15926306 You are a good man, Anon. People shouldn't like dragons just because of their strength or hoard, people should like every part of them, even their flaws.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:21:09 2016 No.15926359 >>15926348 Dang

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:21:26 2016 No.15926361 File: 181 KB, 800x533, lebow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926318 Bummer, shoggocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:22:19 2016 No.15926364 >>15926356 aren't massive enough*

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:25:00 2016 No.15926372 File: 3.41 MB, 2633x4629, 1471165983027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926259 everyone enjoys dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:26:42 2016 No.15926375 File: 161 KB, 563x837, BIG BIRTHING HIPS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926356

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:27:08 2016 No.15926377 >>15926325 All your wives are cucks. Might aswell have no wives at that point

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:27:54 2016 No.15926379 >>15926339 You made me realize that there's only two Lich ass pictures that I can think of. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:28:47 2016 No.15926383 >>15926351 Would a Wendigo like homemade blueberry ice cream?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:30:21 2016 No.15926389 >>15926375 Yes, she's made for breeding. Then again, so are most dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:30:37 2016 No.15926391 File: 74 KB, 966x594, Lich butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926379 Shame, considering how often we discuss Liches with fine plump rears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:32:10 2016 No.15926396 >>15926372 God, I want a haughty dragon to pin me down and ravage my body so bad while I beg for more and say how much I love her. Is this too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:32:14 2016 No.15926397 File: 41 KB, 275x226, 1457594761213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still no jaber doujin scans >enty anon died. Dormouse and other making ofs never ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:32:36 2016 No.15926400 >>15926244 This calls for a dialogue box with her internal monologue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:37:03 2016 No.15926413 >>15926383 >homemade >blueberry It's a Shoggoth trick! Blueberry ice cream is Shoggoths! Wendigos enjoy meats and steaks of various animals with a dab of creme fraiche and potatoes on the side

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:38:25 2016 No.15926417 File: 244 KB, 450x600, 1433661696997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about P'Orc culture and why the Shadow of Mordor type of power dynamic hi-jink story isn't a thing outside of the greentexts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:39:47 2016 No.15926422 >>15926413 Where do you get creme fraiche innawoods?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:41:29 2016 No.15926427 >>15926222 All artists get tricked into making shit content, why can't we just have nice things? Goddamnit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:43:37 2016 No.15926433 >>15926316 Sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:45:53 2016 No.15926443 File: 240 KB, 640x860, 715e05eea3defa9e0755c21a58dcd50d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >someone draws a loli Holstaur >is just a featureless plank instead of an oppai loli

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:47:10 2016 No.15926445 >>15926422 From the creme fraiche store

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:48:21 2016 No.15926449 >>15926445 There is such a thing in the heart of British Columbia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:53:05 2016 No.15926459 >>15926443 Flat lolis are as much love and life as oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:53:49 2016 No.15926461 >>15926413 Nonsense. Everyone enjoys ice cream you demented Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:54:59 2016 No.15926467 >>15926449 It's on the other side of Canada where Wendigos pick up French accents and act like hosers all snooty and drink wine with their well-done steaks

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:55:11 2016 No.15926469

>>15926400
>Be strong [girl's name]
>It's just an indirect kiss nothing more, nothing less
>It's still a kiss though, right?
>If I take too long he might come here
>Oh god I should hurry
>Why am I hesitating? This isn't like me!
>Aaaah! Fuck it, I'm doing it.

Then she takes a quickie and gives the bottle to the guy. Of couse, it turns into a routine and she gets used to it, one time she even does it in front of the guy on accident.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:56:34 2016 No.15926473 >>15926467 Ah. >>15926469 As someone who has never believed in the existence of indirect kisses, I find this silly. Silly, but alluring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 10:57:33 2016 No.15926476 >>15926467 What about those in Dildo Canada?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:00:37 2016 No.15926484

>>15926473
It's so cute though. Being a monster means her saliva has a bit of mana in it, and she is leaving it on the bottle for you to drink. While it may be a small amount, doing this constantly may give you her scent. She is basically marking you as her husband without anyone noticing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:01:36 2016 No.15926488 /r/ing high-res Shoggoth please, if anyones' got it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:04:50 2016 No.15926491
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>>15926417
Orc culture is deep-rooted in barbarism and an almost animal kingdom hierarchy, with only the strongest and Orciest of Orcs becoming the Warchiefs of their tribes. While only comparable in strength to a normal human man, Orcs will often times overcome this weakness with overwhelming numbers, effectively drowning their targets in a wave of licentious sows.

Their written language, is of course, very rudimentary and coarse at best. It's been recorded several times that they refer to Goblins as 'Gits' and Hobgoblins as 'Honky gits', with human men being graded on the girth and length of his manhood, with ' 'uge Lad' referring to men with godly endowments. This, of course makes them a priority target for the Warchief and her personal retinue of P'Orcs as a prospective husband.

Much like the love-making of Amazon tribes, Orcs tend to be prolifically dominant and raucous lovers. It's often speculated the amount of love an Orc has for her husband or mate, even during female dominant sex is based on the extent of wild, reckless abandon that she engages in sex with him. Property damage is often times unavoidable, especially with both partners wrestling for control of the love-making, and it's been observed that once a man becomes dominant during sex, the sows of the Warchief's band will increase her arousal through physical stimulation through her breasts, her crevasse where she and her lover are joined and so on and so forth. In this way, they ensure conception of only the strongest and Orciest of children.

While porcine and tribal in nature, there have been Orcs observed in other parts of the world that have an established military hierarchy, usually beneath the command of a Lilim or other such powerful force of the Demon Lord. These warbands should be avoided at all costs, as their chiefs have been known to carry titles such as "The Ever-Lactating" or "The Gravid" to denote their feminine prowess. Men who've been wed to these Orcs have never returned to human society, unable to slake their lust for the flesh on their ken any longer.

Stranger yet, there are some eye witness reports of a new variety of Orc, henceforth referred to as "Black Orcs". Reports claim they tower over their porcine relatives, full of muscle rather than the soft, pudgy flesh that makes their brethren irresistible. True to their name, a Black Orc has a strange dental mutation, two tusks jutting out from their lower jaws as well as thick, voluminous manes of black hair. It's unknown if they may be related to the Demon Realm Boars, but at the time of writing one would hope not. Lady Above help us if it's true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:05:55 2016 No.15926495 >>15926467 >French Canadian Monster Girls Don't know how the frogs survive up there but it would be good to get one in a sub position

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:07:29 2016 No.15926498 File: 2.16 MB, 2537x3600, 1466610627860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926488 Try not to go mad because she's so beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:08:00 2016 No.15926500 >>15926491 >"The Ever-Lactating" I want this Orc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:11:04 2016 No.15926507 >>15926491 I'm going to go conduct an ethnographic study of these Black Orcs. Wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:11:32 2016 No.15926509 File: 60 KB, 500x542, didntreadlol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926491

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:13:45 2016 No.15926518 File: 191 KB, 622x374, Z_Medusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what happens if you get petrified by her? Do you remember anything that happens to you when you're solid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:16:12 2016 No.15926524 >>15926518 Nah, when you're petrified your nerves don't work because you're petrified so there's no electro-chemical action.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:16:57 2016 No.15926527 >>15926361 >>15926397 >>15926491 >>15926509 Don't forget to delete your off-topic images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:17:03 2016 No.15926529 >>15926300 Is there any source for this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:18:12 2016 No.15926530 >>15926527 Sure buddy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:18:55 2016 No.15926532 >>15926529 MGE doujin compilation by SlapStickStrike. I haven't seen any scans yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:19:14 2016 No.15926533 File: 517 KB, 807x1000, 1414808744671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gosh-darn Orcs, trying to steal all our boys! A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:20:52 2016 No.15926539 >>15926533 Who's on the pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:21:05 2016 No.15926540 >>15926498 Thanks man. Cant wait for our girl the Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:21:18 2016 No.15926541 >>15926532 There was a sample posted, but nothing else afterwards. Seemed no one bothered to scan it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:21:23 2016 No.15926542

>>15926518
I imagine not.
You could sit there for ages, and feel like an instant has passed by when you are no longer stoned.
Imagine your decendants unstoning you after thousands of years.
>Get turned to stone by cheeky Medusa
>Get un stoned ages later by your son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son and his monster wife
>Well, he's at least doing well, even if he is not related to you by blood at all-
>He married a Cait
>Never before has your heart and soul been crushed by such despair

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:22:09 2016 No.15926546 >>15926507 Ganbatte

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:22:22 2016 No.15926547 >>15926539 A Holst who has lost too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:24:56 2016 No.15926556 >>15926542 >You could sit there for ages, and feel like an instant has passed by when you are no longer stoned. Ah that was the phrase I was looking for. It kinda slipped through my mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:26:35 2016 No.15926559 File: 408 KB, 459x887, FUG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926532 Cute >>15926372 is this also a scan? no full art of this dragon semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:28:01 2016 No.15926563 >>15926556 Man, it's, like, and easy word to remember.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:34:53 2016 No.15926581 >>15926559 >is this also a scan? no full art of this dragon semen demon? http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:35:04 2016 No.15926583

>>15926318
>My writing is shit
Then fucking get good, you attention seeking faggot. You don't do that by complaining on an imageboard but rather by reading and writing yourself, pay attention to sentence structure and grammar. Try not to use repeating phrases.

It's fucking nitwits like you and Bollocks that really grind my gears because you post the same self-hating bullshit EVERY thread and expect people to give a shit.

TL;DR: Bummer, man

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:36:14 2016 No.15926586 >>15926583 You're a real badass, aintcha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:36:23 2016 No.15926587 File: 249 KB, 637x646, 1453046205785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926540 All in good time,maybe we might get a translation for Atlach-Nacha soon too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:39:46 2016 No.15926596 >>15926532 Yeah, that sucks. He draws such nice MGs but no one has bothered to put this one on sadpanda yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:43:17 2016 No.15926607 >>15926587 Nastasha is the perfect halloween loli. She doesn't even need a costume to spook the others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:44:52 2016 No.15926611 >>15926586 He has a point, though. You don't improve by bitching on the net, you improve through hard work and persistance.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:46:38 2016 No.15926616

>>15926596
This talk of doujins makes me want to rant, I was looking forward to on with this as the cover.
http://i.imgur.com/TMbs2qY.jpg
it finally got uploaded today, I expected it to be the main character dicking them, I was wrong. it was bestiality.
Is it that hard to get a good melleau doujin on sadpanda? It's literally the only one that's been uploaded and I know there's more out there.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:46:46 2016 No.15926617

>>15926540
Mindflayer's design is so full of details and there are so many parts which can be either part of herself or clothing
I can't wait for her making-of and see what KC has to say about her

>>15926587
Atlach-Nacha has an aggressive and cruel disposition, her profile is going to be great

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:48:05 2016 No.15926619 All I really want today is to be with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:49:07 2016 No.15926620 >>15926619 Well you can't have that, but I just had some horsemeat and it was delicious, you might want to try some.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:51:17 2016 No.15926628 >>15926620 Sorry anon, I don't eat meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:53:12 2016 No.15926633 File: 152 KB, 399x416, mindflayer 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926617 tangentially related, but I quite enjoy the new Fallen Maidens Mindflayer. The hat just makes it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:53:52 2016 No.15926634 File: 716 KB, 1075x1500, 1393147760653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926628 That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:54:51 2016 No.15926638 >>15926634 This is not my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:55:37 2016 No.15926639 >>15926638 No but she's an Elf, and Elves are turned on by vegetarianism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:55:57 2016 No.15926640 >>15926639 She can please go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:58:08 2016 No.15926644 >>15926640 Who is your waifu and what does she cook? Unless you're the one who wears the apron, that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 11:58:55 2016 No.15926647 >>15926640 Thats the price you have to pay for being a weak and timid leaf eater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:00:04 2016 No.15926651 >>15926640 How does it feel to know that elves maturbates thinking about you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:00:18 2016 No.15926653 >>15926644 A Kobold is my waifu and I do most of the cooking, though she cooks sometimes too. I wouldn't mind doing simple meat dishes if I knew they were for her. >>15926647 Hey man, it's an allergy-type thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:00:51 2016 No.15926654 >>15926651 icky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:02:02 2016 No.15926660 >>15926654 >Aahhhn, oh anon you care about the environment so much! >ooh, yes, yes recycle that can! >UWAAAHH YES MAKE TRASH BAGS FOR BIODEGRADABLE GOODS OUT OF OLD NEWSPAPERS Elves, man. Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:02:31 2016 No.15926661 >>15926633 Yeah, love the orange as well, it's also the only official picture of a Mindflayer without a squid to cockblock the view

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:06:40 2016 No.15926671 >>15926660 Now I'm imaging an Elf who makes a mess of a campground just so she can see that cute park ranger pick up the garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:06:54 2016 No.15926673 File: 10 KB, 256x256, CsDT3OLUIAImAjw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926633 I hope there's more jub to come

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:09:53 2016 No.15926679 File: 1.38 MB, 1700x1158, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926671 Do you think some elves get off on littering? Like in a taboo sort of way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:13:07 2016 No.15926686 >>15926679 People who say "don't rape Elves" clearly has never seen an Elf before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:14:44 2016 No.15926691 >>15926673 There's a Jub-Eris now? Holy smokes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:17:35 2016 No.15926696 >>15926679 They don't get off on it. It's just a means to an end. >Elf makes a mess of a campground >park ranger anon picks up the mess >Elf then tackles him to the ground and demands he clean up the mess he made in her loins

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:18:58 2016 No.15926702 >>15926679 She looks soft, but I'm s cared. She's brown and has a clever look in her eyes. What if she's going to dom me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:20:06 2016 No.15926705 >>15926702 Then you should just lay back and enjoy yourself. http://imgur.com/a/SFClG

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:20:40 2016 No.15926708 >>15926696 And this is why Elves are banned from camp grounds. >>15926702 I wouldn't worry about what she would do to you. I'd more worry about what you would do to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:24:54 2016 No.15926718 File: 687 KB, 913x1100, 1379915932745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Papa I want to read the thickest book there is! Your daughteru is ambitious. What do you get her? Romance of Three Kingdoms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:26:30 2016 No.15926724 File: 887 KB, 1250x1000, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926559 Thew cutest

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:27:20 2016 No.15926731 File: 1.55 MB, 1240x1754, 1475684840176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >One night, while you soundly sleep, this crashes trought your window in the middle of your nap, staring at you with her hungry eyes what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:27:37 2016 No.15926733 >>15926718 But I want to tell her stories... Oh well...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:28:32 2016 No.15926738 >>15926731 Ask her if she's just doing this to upset her mother. >>15926733 Well you could always write the thickest book there is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:29:15 2016 No.15926739 >>15926731 Tell her to go to her room and think about what she's done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:31:58 2016 No.15926750 >>15926731 Ask her to sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:32:08 2016 No.15926751 File: 101 KB, 1280x762, 1443817288758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is your favorite type of monster girl? i got dragon and vampires (childish i know....) couldnt decide for which one if i had to pick sadly, i like both alot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:33:26 2016 No.15926753 >>15926751 The dominant ones. I can't help myself in that regard.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:35:59 2016 No.15926758

>>15926751

I have like five that I really really like, and five that I only really like.

Top five are (in no particular order):

>Cheshire
>Hellhound
>Apophis
>Kraken
>Manticore

The the runner ups are:

>Demon
>Ryu
>Holstaurus
>Minotaur
>Arachne

I'm such an indecisive faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:36:30 2016 No.15926759 >>15926751 Can't decide between insect and undead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:40:01 2016 No.15926773 >>15926583 That's nice, but it is still within reason to complain while still writing. It's not like I gave up and complain constantly, or get so upset over others on an anonymous image board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:42:55 2016 No.15926784 >>15926751 My favorite type is scylla as in aquatic girl who has tentacles instead of legs So basically Scylla, Kraken and Mindflayer

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:44:39 2016 No.15926787
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>>15926611
Well yeah. Speaking from personal experience on that point.

>>15926773
Nobody cares if you're complaining about writing. If you're coming on here to try and get vindication about writing or a "Ganbare!" or a (You) clearly you're wasting your time. That's the thing that separates the tolerable writefaggots like RS and Silent_II from you shitpails. They don't shitpost about how hard it is to write or how they want to give up, they just do it and get better that way.

Being that you're writing about somebody's OC, I'd wonder if you asked them about using her, but whatever. You're probably just going to go on the defensive again because heaven forbid somebody not pat you on the back for providing a form of OC to the thread that requires far less effort than drawfaggotry to be at an "acceptable" level.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:44:47 2016 No.15926788

>>15926751
Dragons on the top with a vanilla dragon being my wife. Second place goes to Wolfies with Hellhound taking the lead. While Griffon and Wight are in second and third place in my top five I'm not much of a undead or harpy fan.

My list would be look weird if you compare them with the types and families.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:45:18 2016 No.15926789 >>15926751 Anything artificial like Automatons and Familiars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:45:44 2016 No.15926791 >>15926787 >I'm a cool mom Actually, only worst moms wear that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:45:44 2016 No.15926792 File: 121 KB, 500x551, Lady Margolotta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926787 >vampire MILF with a comfy sweater We Discworld now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:45:45 2016 No.15926793 >>15926751 Smug ones. Hellhounds, Cheshire Cats, Manticores, Vampires, Gremlins, Kakuen. I just can't help myself. Something about that attitude just makes me want to let them do whatever they want to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:46:47 2016 No.15926800 >>15926792 >Vampire Anon, that's Slan. If anything she's a Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:47:56 2016 No.15926804 File: 366 KB, 800x930, The most ojou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926792 >Not recognizing Slan >The most erotic Succubus to ever exist

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:48:14 2016 No.15926806 >>15926800 Wait, she's supposed to be from Berserk? I did not see that at all, no tan or nudity really fooled me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:51:19 2016 No.15926815 >>15926804 Erotic until you remember that time she made a body for herself entirely out of organs and got off to Guts brutally eviscerating her. Too Slaanesh for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:52:05 2016 No.15926817 >>15926815 You opened the box, and we have cum. Now you will taste of our pleasures. We have such sights to show you...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 12:54:05 2016 No.15926822 >>15926751 Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:00:10 2016 No.15926836 >>15926817 Pinhead-chan, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:02:05 2016 No.15926840 >>15926836 Who you calling Pinhead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:03:56 2016 No.15926845 >>15926840 The Cenobite girl with a shit-ton of pins stuck in her head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:06:34 2016 No.15926854 File: 436 KB, 1844x1445, 1470687102917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one make their Jinko meido enter heat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:07:53 2016 No.15926857 >>15926854 Spike the heater

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:08:11 2016 No.15926858 >>15926854 Look at her in the yes and then start to blink slowly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:08:37 2016 No.15926859 >>15926854 Wait until mating season. With monstergirls like Jinkos it happens one week every month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:14:30 2016 No.15926867 File: 325 KB, 1061x1500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Kitsunes are for pure love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:16:19 2016 No.15926873 >>15924547 Stinky Pedes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:16:54 2016 No.15926875 File: 260 KB, 1250x1000, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926867 Here's a slutty one. They're not pure at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:19:29 2016 No.15926882 >>15926867 Except when they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:20:15 2016 No.15926884 File: 344 KB, 776x1000, 47596614_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926867 Chesty Kitsunes deserve to be dressed in Holstaur attire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:21:06 2016 No.15926885 File: 310 KB, 597x800, 0c485446fa63cb0cc67fb337c117ee6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926867 Kitsunes are for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:23:04 2016 No.15926888 File: 1.52 MB, 862x1200, super valk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how would you help a Valkyrie go even further beyond?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:23:14 2016 No.15926890 File: 1.48 MB, 1800x2400, 53401035_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926884 FAT FOX FUNBAGS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:23:26 2016 No.15926891 Ease up on ze images, por favor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:24:18 2016 No.15926892 >>15926888 I'd give her some Charles Atlas pamphlets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:25:31 2016 No.15926895 >>15926875 >>15926882 >>15926885 Pure! PURE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:27:15 2016 No.15926898 >>15926895 Foxes are for mating press babymaking!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:27:15 2016 No.15926899 >>15926895 You can still breed pure things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:30:24 2016 No.15926906 >>15926898 No! Foxes aren't for premartial sex! Their purity must be preserved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:33:17 2016 No.15926917 >>15926906 Foxes are the best at premaritial sex because you should only get married after she has grown up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:33:55 2016 No.15926920 >>15926906 Why do you assume it's premarital?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:35:14 2016 No.15926924 File: 255 KB, 600x883, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926906 I present to you my counterargument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:35:26 2016 No.15926925 >>15926875 I want to mating press yuel so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:35:34 2016 No.15926927 >>15926906 You have to cum inside a fox three times in order to get married.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:37:01 2016 No.15926934 >>15926731 JAM IT IN

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:37:35 2016 No.15926937 >>15926890 Foxes are for ruining their figures by spoiling them with sweets

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:43:23 2016 No.15926947 >>15926927 The amount you have to cum inside a kitsune to get her pregnant is exponentially proportional to the number of tails she has.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:43:33 2016 No.15926948 Around a fox watch your cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:44:33 2016 No.15926951 File: 406 KB, 1062x752, 940dc0036fc0fb47affc80ea8ea42f71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926937 Ruining their figures? It makes them look better than ever!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:47:49 2016 No.15926961 >>15926951 Please, too many sweets give them rears that are too large, breasts that are too big, and pudgy guts that force them to avoid swimsuits

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:48:35 2016 No.15926964 >>15926951 Those tits are disgusting but the ass I can appreciate.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:50:46 2016 No.15926968

>>15926787
You are really getting worked up over a little bit of complaining.
You also completely have the wrong idea as to why I come here. I do not give two shits if anyone cares, and I highly doubt it even qualifies as shitposting.

>far less effort
AAAHHH, you are that one fellow who is sore over writefags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:52:57 2016 No.15926972 >>15926961 >that force them to avoid swimsuits I'm gonna force her to wear a too-tight one piece swimsuit.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:53:22 2016 No.15926975

Kitsunes would be objectively improved with furry limbs.
Not thick, fluffy fur like the anubis, but sleek black fur almost as smooth and uniform as skin from the knees and elbows down, to make it look like they're constantly wearing black elbow-gloves and socks.
Oh, and they should have cute fox feet, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:54:55 2016 No.15926982 >>15926972 But then it's going to hug every inch of her! Not to mention that her chest will be trying to pop free while her rear turns the back part into a thong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:55:50 2016 No.15926984 >>15926975 Agreed, it would solve my issue I have with them being human girls with extravagant buttplugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:56:11 2016 No.15926985 >>15926982 Yes, that's exactly what I want. I'm gonna secretly videotape her wearing it and take plenty of pictures too.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:58:36 2016 No.15926995

Working in the “boyfriend for hire” must be hard, what ever drove you to it anon, you just got you first customer.

Roll for what race she is:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
You get one free re-roll on any of the rolls.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll 1d8 for what body type she has:
1. The norm of their race
2. Loli
3. Fit
4. Bottom heavy
5. Big breast
6. Shortstack
7. Curvy
8 CC (She also gains a CC personality in addition to what you roll)
8. Choose one

Of course you have to know what type of girl she is. Roll 1d8:
1. Quiet and a shut-in
2. Yandere
3. Hyper active
4. Thundere
5. Extremely perverted
6. Love bird
7. Dominant
8. Roll again, But this time it becomes an extreme form.

Her fetish is also quite important, considering that you are hired by her for a reason. Roll 1d10:
1. Eye contact
2. Nympho. Hope that you can keep up.
3. Maledom
4. Femdom
5. Reverse-gangbang. (She’ll has a lot of doppelganger potions) So there will be a lot of her gangbanging you.
6. Impregnation
7. Humiliation
8. BDSM
9. Rape
10. Roll twice

And there’s one more thing you should know… Roll 1d6
1. She has a twin sister. They look exactly alike and you are hired to take care of them both. She even has the same fetish.
2. There is a reason she had to hire you instead of just getting a boyfriend. She is a bit mad. Sometimes she believes things like that if you don’t fill up her womb with your seed, the world will explode and things like that.
3. She likes to augment herself using potions and magic. Some minor and some massiv. Like larger breast or mouth tentacles and everything in between. They are all temporary unless you tell her to keep them. (They can still be removed at a later date)
4. She is addicted to sex drugs, things like manticore venom or Alraune Nectar. You are required to take it too. So you might be taking them for the better part of the day. Naturally, she’ll take a lot of them too. (this is perfectly legal in MGC)
5. She is a hybrid between two different monster girls. When she was in her mother's womb a lich did some experiments on her and she was the result. And she is a bit afraid that people will fear her for it. Roll for another race. (If you have a chimera, roll 4 times.)
6. Choose one.

And now, How long did she hire you for? Roll 1d
1. 1 day
2. 1 week
3. 2 weeks
4. One month
5. A year
6. You got to decide how long you wanted this contract.

So Anon, Who and what is she? Will you enjoy your time with her? What would it be like? If you want to, you could make the contract permanent. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:58:44 2016 No.15926996 What if we spliced a Kikimora with a Kraken?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 13:58:56 2016 No.15926998 >>15926751 If I had to be completely honest? Wights, Dragons, Shoggoths. If I had to go by whatever fucking people had tricked me into writing about because -clearly- I only like them? Apophis, Kitisune, Tanukis

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:00:19 2016 No.15927002 >>15926975 http://i.imgur.com/sd1Y1uu.jpg Like this? Also, it's a shame that Mono did nothing else with this design.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:02:13 2016 No.15927009 File: 902 KB, 640x480, 1467409161805.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926751 Werewolves, Dragons, Kikis, Shogs, Griffons, and Scylla at the top of the list, but I love almost all of them in a way. Baphos a shit, though.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:04:12 2016 No.15927014

>>15926751
If I had to pick one outside of MGE, then usually the marine creatures like the Kraken or Leviathan. I'm also fond of machines and artificial lifeforms.

Factoring in MGE, though, there's too many to list. I owe it for introducing me to a wide variety of creatures that I would have never learned about otherwise, like the kikimora or the oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:04:46 2016 No.15927016 >>15926995 >mantis >shortstack >extremely perverted >rape fetish >she has a twin sister >hired me for 2 weeks I'm going to get dominated aren't I? I want to make this a full time thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:04:59 2016 No.15927018 >>15926968 Except I'm not sore over writefags. I'm sore over attention seeking faggots like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:05:17 2016 No.15927019 >>15927002 Probably more like Yuel in terms of the fur on the arms and fox legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:07:45 2016 No.15927030 >>15926995 >Dark Valkyrie >CC >Love bird >Into rape (Rape is love, apparently) >Into aphrodisiacs (sex drugs) >Time of job: One Day I might have to negotiate for an extension.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:10:23 2016 No.15927037

>>15927002
Not exactly what I was thinking.
More like hands which are completely human in shape and size, but still covered in very fine black fur, maybe with subtle little claws instead of nails too.
And less fluffy on the arms and legs. Think about how it works with the fur on Polt's torso, where it still completely changes the colour of her body, but there's no visible hint of any fuzz or tufts.

When I say they'd look like black gloves and socks, I literally mean that anyone could easily mistake them for gloves and socks unless they were looking really closely.
And fox feet they could still slip into a pair of tabi to look completely normal.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:10:32 2016 No.15927038

>>15926995
Got a Shut-in Werewolf that likes rapes that contracted me for one week. I'm not that much of a wolf fucker, but after I learned that she is actually a Zinogre (part thunder bird) I'm not so sure. I would probably marry her and if that didn't happen we would be the best of friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:11:19 2016 No.15927042 >>15927018 Sure, you are. Sure.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:11:45 2016 No.15927045

>>15926995
>I was playing Love Live SIF when I got a call
>"H-hello anon, can you come to my house? I need help"
>Guess my customer is a shy one, I'll do my best not to startle her
>Turns out she's a succbus, 10/10 body and all.
>We discuss payments and all, she's hiring me for a whole month
>"h-have some tea anon"
>*sips te-
>...
>...
>The first thing I noticed when I woke up was I'm stark naked and wrapped in turtle rope bondage
>oh shit she's one of THOSE girls
>"Let's start anon, we have plenty of time"
>wait, is one of her arms became tentacles?
>fug

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:12:47 2016 No.15927047 >>15926995 >Sea Slime >Curvy >Hyperactive >BDSM >Potion Master >One month Fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:12:53 2016 No.15927048 >>15927038 >part thunderbird Part thunder dragon, you philistine. Jeez, can't you stick to the rigid and completely accurate categorisation standards of the Monster Hunter series which totally makes sense 100% of the time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:15:07 2016 No.15927056 >>15926995 >Thundere Nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:15:26 2016 No.15927057 >>15926995 Curvy, extremely perverted sex druggy Apophis with a BDSM fetish. I say this contract may as well be permanent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:15:39 2016 No.15927058 >>15927045 >is one of her arms tentacles* whoops

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:15:48 2016 No.15927060

>>15926995
Dark Mage,4,4,5,5,4
>Bottom Heavy
>Tsundere
>Reverse-Gangbang
>Actually an Elf Dark Mage
>One month hire

I like elves and dark magic, but tsundere in combination with duplication just feels like it'd get incredibly annoying.

NEXT.

Devil,3,6,6,6,5
>Fit
>Love bird
>Impregnation
>Augmentation
>A year

AND THERE IT IS. Sign me up for a recurring subscription.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:15:52 2016 No.15927061
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>>15926679
i have this fetish thinking that elves are so sex hungry that they literally leglock to squirm every last bit of semen out of you constantly, just to reproduce their species

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:16:16 2016 No.15927062

>>15927038
Oh yeah, forgot to mention she is bottom heavy.
I want to see her do those flips with that fat ass.

>>15927048
Nah mate, it was just a thunder bird. She doesn't have the hard scales of a dragon, it's just a wolfu with feathers that looks like scales.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:17:19 2016 No.15927065 >>15927061 But all elves do that naturally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:18:38 2016 No.15927067 >>15927062 What? Take another look at a zinogre. It has scales and fur. Because it's a wolf-dragon hybrid. Literally no feathers anywhere.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:19:33 2016 No.15927071

>>15926995
>Kitsune-bi
Godamnit

>Shortstack
This already looks good

>Extremely Perverted
Lookin Better

>Maledom
Reroll
>Reverse Gangbang
NICE

>Addicted to sex drugs

>Two Weeks

I have a feeling that I won't be leavin her house for the majority of those two weeks. This doesn't sound too bad though. Make it a permanent thing? I don't think I could deal with this chick for such a long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:20:05 2016 No.15927075 >>15927067 More like a wolverine than a wolf.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:20:18 2016 No.15927077

>>15926995
>Ryu
>Curvy
>Extremely perverted
>Nympho
>There is a reason she had to hire you instead of just getting a boyfriend. She is a bit mad. Sometimes she believes things like that if you don’t fill up her womb with your seed, the world will explode and things like that.
>2 weeks

Eeep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:22:30 2016 No.15927082 >>15927067 I know, Anon. I'm just saying that she is a close cousin to a Zinogre because she is a thunder wolf and Zingore is also a thunder wolf. The only difference is that Zin is part dragon and she is part harpy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:24:35 2016 No.15927089 >>15927075 No. Not at all. Have you even played the games?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:24:39 2016 No.15927090 >>15927077 Congrats, you got big, old, lonely Ryu.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:24:45 2016 No.15927091

>>15926995
>Devil
Shaky start.
>cc
Infinitely better
>Yandere
Say no more. I'll do it for free.
>Impregnation
Infact, I'll pay her!
>Augmentations
Eeh, she's basically perfection as it is. If she wants to try something new, sure. But her base form can't get any better.
>1 week
I don't even care, she's getting impregnated and I'm not leaving. I couldn't even if I tried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:28:49 2016 No.15927099 >>15926751 Shoggoth! Kiki! Queen Slime Slime Carrier Bubble Slime Dark Slime Red Slime Slime Honorable mention to my girl the Mindflayer, and EMG Doppel-chan!

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:29:08 2016 No.15927101

>>15926995
>Dark mage
Looking good so far.

>Big breast
But she already comes like that. Is she a cow now?

>Hyper active
I like a girl with energy.

>Humiliation
Well, this does wondets for my sadism.

>5/Kraken
>She's a now

>2 weeks

Overall I lucked out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:30:19 2016 No.15927104 What does CC even mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:30:27 2016 No.15927105 >>15927101 >she's a squid now Phone stop playing these fucking games or you'll end up like the ps3; a shooting target.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:31:51 2016 No.15927111 >>15927104 Comedy central.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:32:17 2016 No.15927116 >>15927104 Christmas Cake. Because of a saying in Japan: Women are like christmas cakes, after the 25th no one wants one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:32:33 2016 No.15927118 >>15927089 Have you? The overall posture of Zinogre is different from a wolf's. >but it howls So do coyote, dogs, and drunk homeless people with a gut full of gasoline, but that doesn't make them wolves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:32:37 2016 No.15927119 >>15927104 Crusty cutey. Because they're old but still cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:33:36 2016 No.15927123 >>15927104 Cuddle Corpse. It's short hand for an undead variant of a girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:33:51 2016 No.15927125 >>15927111 >>15927116 Why would you try to deceive him like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:35:29 2016 No.15927128 >>15927104 Chaste Centaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:35:39 2016 No.15927129 >>15927104 Creppy Crawlers. She is as nasty as a bug.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:39:53 2016 No.15927140

>>15927118
It's referred to as lupine, a wolverine is a mustelid, the zinogre is obviously canid, and it's head shape is way closer to a wolf than a wolverine, and it literally howls at the moon/is frequently seen under a full moon, and makes modulated dog whining sounds when you make one flinch.

Saying a zinogre is more reminiscent of a wolverine than a wolf just because the posture isn't 100% the same is like saying a najarala isn't based on a snake because of the frills on its head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:41:14 2016 No.15927141 >>15926995 >Yandere Loli Tentacle >Into humiliation and rape >Twin sister >2 weeks I won't survive 2 weeks!

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:41:39 2016 No.15927143

>>15926995
I'm having fun with this so here's another one

>"Help needed"
>I'm about to be broke so why not
>It's a big big mansion with graves on both sides of the main driveway
>As soon as I'm about to knock on the door it opens with a loud creek
>"Welcome anon, we're expecting you"
>It's a pair of twins, both with glowing, ethereal claws in place of their hands
>Both of their skin are really really pale
>"please sign this contract and you'll get your regular payment"
>tl;dr
>I got a cut when I hold the pen
>a drop of blood drops on to where I'm supposed to sign
>Both of the ladies smile and took me to the bedroom
>Before I knew what happened one of them stripped me
>Her large claw went through my body
>I swear she is touching my soul and it feels absolutely amazing
>Thus begins my new life as the wight twins butler and sex slave
>As time goes by I start to keep up with their nymphomaniac quirks but they are always a step ahead.
>The pay is great too
>It's decided, I'll keep renewing the yearly contract

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:44:32 2016 No.15927151 >>15926985 Just be sure to make her feel better should a muscled oni mock her

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:45:11 2016 No.15927155 >>15927104 Cereal Cuddler, the serial hugger's lesser known copycat criminal Yeti who gently cuddles her victims and makes a bowl of cereal for them when they wake up from their cuddle nap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:49:49 2016 No.15927170 >>15927155 >You have to eat all the cereal That's just sick!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:49:54 2016 No.15927171 >>15927140 It is only stated to have lupine features, not being lupine entirely. The tail and posture point much more towards a wolverine, making it a but closer to a zap weasil overall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:51:04 2016 No.15927174 >>15927042 Go cry to the IRCs or Discords about how hard it is for you to write.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:51:30 2016 No.15927175 >>15926995 >Wyvern, 1,6,9,1,5 Not that into draconic girls or anything but twin rapey love-bird Wyverns for a year doesn't sound all that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:54:30 2016 No.15927183 >>15927170 Not only that, she takes the cereal prize for herself but she has to empty the whole box of cereal out to get it because her paws won't fit in the box

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:55:07 2016 No.15927186 >>15927174 There is no discord here, crossboarder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:56:12 2016 No.15927192 >>15927183 >cereal prize That's. It. I ain't putting up with her shit for one iota lobger. It's go time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:56:23 2016 No.15927194 File: 155 KB, 1200x1100, 134578435543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's Rabbit Season!

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:57:13 2016 No.15927196

>>15926995
>Nekomata
Eh...

>Big breast
Nice!

>Tsundere
Damn...

>Roll twice
>4, 8
>Femdom BDSM
O-oh my...

>5
>Mermaid
So a literal cat fish. okay.

>6
>one week

Allround meh. I'll just wait for my next contract.

>Sylph
>CC
>Extremely perverted
>Maledom
>Drug addict
>A year.
Now that's better.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 14:58:45 2016 No.15927198

>>15927171
I think we're going to have to agree to disagree.
By which I mean I'll disagree with your statement that a zinogre resembles a wolverine more than a wolf, and agree that you're trying to be clever by presenting small pieces of evidence for one thing in a vacuum, while completely ignoring the overwhelming evidence supporting the other side.

>it is only stated to have lupine features, not being lupine entirely.
The fucking fuck? It's stated to have lupine features by the game, because it HAS lupine features. How can you possibly look at it and think with a sane mind "Yep, they based this off of a weasel."

Next you'll tell me that Barroth was based on a dog because it rolls around in mud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:00:12 2016 No.15927201 >>15927194 Let's go Rabbit hunting guys! you have to catch them and cum inside of them at least once for it to count. The one who catches more rabbits will win a prize!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:00:58 2016 No.15927203 File: 541 KB, 743x628, 1470736526454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Storybook time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:01:50 2016 No.15927208 >>15927201 I'm gonna come back with a Flemish Giant Rabbit Girl! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPDdLxCiEA4

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:02:00 2016 No.15927209 >>15927201 Quality>quantity The winner should be the one who catches the rabbit with the biggest, most fluffy thighs I wholeheartedly agree on the cumming inside them part tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:02:21 2016 No.15927210 >>15927194 Duck season!

Maritan Wed Oct 5 15:02:51 2016 No.15927214
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Just tried this game before heading off.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/453950/

So far I find it fairly enjoyable, can't help but feel this would make a killer MG story too.

Possibly with a lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:03:00 2016 No.15927215 >>15927203 Question, during an FFM threesome should the Wight sit on your face or the Lich?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:05:30 2016 No.15927224

>>15927198
Well let's see:
-The head, without the hornsb does not resemble a wolf's very much.
-The tail, which is long, flst, and wide, is more akin to something related to a weasil.
-Wolves hunt and act in packs, while Zinogre is a solitary hunter, like a wolverine is.
-Wolves have not so strong legs and jaw structure, while a wolverine is capable of breaking bones with its very strong bite and has thick limbs with power behind them. Which is more close to what Zinogre has?

Its howling is LITERALLY the only lupine thing it does. Frontier has ACTUAL wolves in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:07:27 2016 No.15927233 >You will never work at a restaurant where you're fed sticky mushrooms and then made to cum all over the food https://exhentai.org/g/983234/73386e0a49/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:07:39 2016 No.15927234 >>15927214 The presentation of the game puts me off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:08:38 2016 No.15927239 >>15927214 >Mari >Story I am genuinely interested in what you could write. I must know what a fulltime drawfag will feel about writing.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:09:21 2016 No.15927242

>>15927214
I think it would work better with a Salamander

>You will never be an old warrior past his prime
>Battles don't have that spark anymore
>Then a Salamander will never come along and revive your fighting spirit as you fight agaisnt the odds once more
You will only lose if you give in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:10:25 2016 No.15927245 >>15927233 gross...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:11:13 2016 No.15927248 >>15927242 If you want to revive your fighting spirit, battle a loli Redcap

Maritan Wed Oct 5 15:12:18 2016 No.15927251

>>15927239
Probably not something good lol.
Least not quickly.
I like to think up ideas and brainstorm, but a writer is far more suited for the job of thinking and writing the correct details needing to go into a story.
But still, it's inspiring stuff, I could always draw images though, based on those quick ideas I get.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:12:32 2016 No.15927252 >>15927215 I'm guessing the Lich would be the first to sit on your face. For science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:12:42 2016 No.15927253 >>15927242 Why not a Phoenix who revives you after death and grooms you through your journey into a warrior capable of killing her in a glorious battle as your very souls clash and burn against one another?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:13:04 2016 No.15927254 >>15927215 Wight. So she can dirty talk about how good you are at eating her out and encourage you to fill the Lich up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:13:36 2016 No.15927255 >>15927248 I said Salamander because of that fiery disposition thing they have going on, kinda catchy for the whole warrior setting. I haven't read about Redcaps though, not sure how they are.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:16:11 2016 No.15927263

>>15927251
Writing isn't all it is cracked up to be.
In a way, it's harder than drawing if you do more than a few paragraphs.
At least you can do a simple first draft that is shit, then refine it again and again, like drawing.

Hopefully you won't draw Mr. Edgy dual wieldin' things that aren't a sword and dagger or sword and gun guy who is missing a trench coat any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:16:53 2016 No.15927266 >>15927255 Well they are Berserk (calm) and are built for wild battle rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:18:58 2016 No.15927270 File: 3.86 MB, 3600x4522, 1475035184775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never get home from work and read your snek-dottir a book while your snek-wife prepares dinner

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:21:07 2016 No.15927274 File: 207 KB, 1024x819, tmp_28474-fUhPjWHh2123205564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15927270 >you will never cuddle Miia during a cold winter morning and warm her up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:22:24 2016 No.15927278 File: 644 KB, 742x758, 701e657d51025e4ed4f8c8638eaa1a81.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15927270 >dottir Anon you should be castrated.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:22:43 2016 No.15927279

>>15926995
>Busty extremely perverted Succubus
Okay, looking good so far.
>Roll Twice
>Reverse-gangbang and another roll twice
>Femdom and BDSM
Looking better.
>She's an Apophis hybrid
So a purple succubus with a Lamia body type? Looking even better now.
>Hired me for a year
The way I see this going is I open the door and immediately get gassed and wake up tied to her bed with vials of doppelganger potion scattered around the floor.
Then she and her clones fuck the hell out of me every day for a year.
10/10 cutie would stay with forever and cuddle.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:22:46 2016 No.15927280

>>15927248
>loli Redcap
That's redundant

Battlig a Redcap is a terrible idea, she'd be tanking your hits and swinging at you with pure lust
The fight would end with you defeated and her bruised and badly hurt, she'd try to rape you but then she'd pass out before getting to it

Please, for everyone's safety do not battle berserk monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:23:46 2016 No.15927284 >>15927280 Just what IS a Redcap? Anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:26:37 2016 No.15927291 >>15927284 A bipolar goblin that touched a cursed sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:27:10 2016 No.15927294 >>15927284 http://www.mythicalcreaturesguide.com/page/Redcap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:27:15 2016 No.15927295 >>15927284 Wait, google says they're just super fast dwarf/elf/goblin/fairy things that die if their bloody hat dries, and aresuperfuckingfastholyshitson. Another variant are also called "Brownies", making then racist as far as New Jersey is concerned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:27:40 2016 No.15927297 >>15927245 its a fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:28:22 2016 No.15927298 >>15927284 A murderous dwarf from English folklore. They need to kill someone to keep their caps red or they will die. This translates to lots of raping in this universe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:28:26 2016 No.15927299 >>15927297 It's a gross fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:30:10 2016 No.15927307 >>15927298 Also quick too, but they are probably pushovers outside of surprise driveby rapings. Those damn gangwars by the redcaps and brownies leave no man unraped.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:33:45 2016 No.15927317

>>15926204
>>15926222
>>15926427
>Matsu started off drawing huge tits and cowgirls
>Now he draws multiboob futa transgenders
>Itilla started off drawing lickable abs and stronk girls
>Now he draws gay monster boys and futa
Are we all doomed or are artists outliers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:34:51 2016 No.15927321 >>15927317 Don't worry. I'll forever be shit and draw the same crap for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:39:53 2016 No.15927328 >>15927317 Well it's fine because .less has always been a faggot as far as I can tell

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:40:42 2016 No.15927330 >>15927317 Don't worry, I'll be a good guy and I'll never draw dicks!

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:41:28 2016 No.15927334
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>tfw White Horn wasn't out when Latenight released "It's Winter" image

I bet she would have been in it on account of her fluffiness.

Hiding in the back like a skittish deer...right next to that Ushi-Oni covered in snow waiting to strike through all those seasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:41:55 2016 No.15927335 >>15927317 And then Mari does futa on trap, Loen does bestiality, and Mono does food porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:42:35 2016 No.15927337 >>15927280 >>loli Redcap >That's redundant Is it? I mean i know the profile pic is loli but that doesn't necessarily mean they are all loli. Does the profile mention anything like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:43:38 2016 No.15927341 >>15927317 At least latenight and snib are pure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:44:24 2016 No.15927344 >>15927334 Well, seeing as how I suggested it being a gloomy man innawoods since I'm innawoods, and the fact that there are deer and shit around me, a Whitehorn could fit in Winter. Too bad Summer and Fall won't be done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:44:45 2016 No.15927348 >>15927337 Redcaps in the original folklore are dwarfs so it's safe to assume that they're almost all loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:45:30 2016 No.15927352 >>15927348 So baby sized like regular MGE Dwarves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:45:40 2016 No.15927353 >>15927341 Don't tempt fate. That penguin has nefarious intents, I'm telling you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:46:26 2016 No.15927355 >>15927335 >Mari does futa on trap, Loen does bestiality What?

>>	Maritan Wed Oct 5 15:48:01 2016 No.15927361 >>15927335 >Futa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.... I'm a woman of many fetishes, but that will never be one of them. I've actually refused many commissions in the past for futa, just can't get into that. >>15927263 Well, no worries there at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:48:03 2016 No.15927362 >>15927355 Decline of drawfags. A hypothetical, of sorts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:48:17 2016 No.15927363 >>15927353 It's too late now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:48:39 2016 No.15927364 >>15927341 Latenight and Snib have drawn tame lewd stuff before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:48:54 2016 No.15927365 >>15927363 DO NOT TRUST THE PENGUIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:49:41 2016 No.15927368 >>15927355 Shit's purely hypothetical thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:49:56 2016 No.15927371 >>15927352 Her profile says she's from the Goblin family, so there you have it. They are just your average loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:50:43 2016 No.15927374 >>15927365 Penguin girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:50:57 2016 No.15927377 >>15927361 Well, at least we don't have to worry about futa or Edge-kun from you. Though I hope to get a possible human woman bloodknight from you or Mono in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:51:04 2016 No.15927379 >>15927361 >>15927362 >>15927368 Thank god, you scared me for a second there anon.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:53:08 2016 No.15927385
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>>15927361
>I've actually refused many commissions in the past for futa, just can't get into that.
Based Mari.
>>15927364
They exist in a weird middle ground of pure yet lewd.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:53:17 2016 No.15927386

>>15927224
Of course it resembles a wolf's head, even taking away the horns. You have the sharp, defined muzzle, pointed ears. Just look at Even the eyes are more akin to a wolf's. By comparison, a wolverine has rounded ears and a blunt less, defined muzzle.
Even the distribution of colour variety on the zinogre's head matches that of a grey wolf more closely.

A wolverine's tail is extremely short and stubby. A wolf's tail is still just a lot of fur, but likely having the zinogre's tail be just a bunch of fluff with no actual hitbox or articulation was something the game designers didn't want, so they made it a long, physical object to keep the design consistent. That doesn't matter either way, but the tail really does not look at all like a wolverine's.

The phrase "lone wolf" exists for a reason. Just look up the Wikipedia page on it so I don't have to copy it out.
Of course, wolves hunting in packs is the norm, but the symbolism of a lone wolf is extremely strong and prevalent, which is probably what influenced that whole piece about zinogres being lone hunters.

The jaw and leg thing could go either way. Wolves can leap incredible heights and distances, and obviously with a lot of animals, biting is their main form of attack. And it's pretty standard for any MH monster anyway.
The legs are a bit thicker and bulkier like a wolverine's, but zinogre has four "digits" per paw like a canine, whereas weasels have five.

You're placing way too much stock in your points for them to override the obvious, but MH monsters are often designed using more than one animal. Zamtrios, for example, was based off of a shark, but you can see they took elements from a toad to make it more intersting.
In the same way, they started with a wolf base, and possibly added features from a mustelid like the wolverine afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:53:27 2016 No.15927387 >>15927371 So a simple pitfall trap will net me dozens then. I just neef to start a gang war with the Redcaps(bloods) and the crypts(undead) and catch as many as possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:55:29 2016 No.15927393 >>15927386 So in the end, we're both "right", both wrong, and acting like autists over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:56:22 2016 No.15927397 >>15927387 You could probably catch a Redcap if you have some traps indeed, but the only problem is preparing it while she stalks you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:56:33 2016 No.15927398 >>15927361 You take commissions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:57:27 2016 No.15927401 >>15927397 A good hunter knows how to catch prey even if they are aware of his traps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:57:46 2016 No.15927402 >>15927393 Welcome to /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:57:59 2016 No.15927404 >>15927398 She does. I just don't know if she is right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:58:14 2016 No.15927406 >>15927317 Couple of them seem doomed. Mono is getting absorbed by Overwatch, sub is getting absorbed by his job and seems to only do MG content as a formality these days, hyphen is indulging in monsterboy bullshit, and so on, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:58:33 2016 No.15927407 >>15927402 You mean 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 15:58:42 2016 No.15927409 >>15927274 thats a long snake! how she fits in the bed or couch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:00:46 2016 No.15927414 >>15926995 >Wilmarina Reroll because she's a character >Red Oni Good >Bottom Heavy Good for spats >Love-bird Waifu material >Reverse Gangbang Interesting >Twins O-oh my! >2 Wee- Irrelevant, I'm making her permanent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:00:54 2016 No.15927415 >>15927406 Hyphen has his own setting/s anyway, so that's not really something to fret over. Heck, you might as well complain about Snib doing anthro MLP porn. Moaning about it is pretty pointless and petty.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:01:17 2016 No.15927418
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>>15927406
>hyphen is indulging in monsterboy bullshit
>tfw saw the red flags about him even back in /vg/'s MGQ threads

Always knew that guy was no good

He used to draw monsterboy yaoi, too

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:03:22 2016 No.15927427

>>15927143
You lucky dog. Those blood contracts are pretty spooky, though.

>>15926995
Anyways, here's mine.
>Get a call one day
>Her tone shifts every few sentences, and with a voice in the background arguing with her, it's difficult for her to get her point across.
>She finally spits it out that she wants to hire me for my "boyfriend services", quickly rattles off an address, then hangs up.
>Her mansion is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in the mountains.
>The second I knock on the door, it flies open, with a particularly monstrous monster girl tackling me to the ground.
>She pins me with a rather large paw and a dragon's claw, with a snake-like tail restraining my legs.
>Not soon after, another girl just like her comes running out the door and pulls my assailant off of me, telling her to restrain herself.
>With the rowdy girl locked in a hug, her presumed sister asks me to follow her into the house.
>After settling down with some tea and snacks, the welcome wagon produces a small packet, which she says is the contract for the services.
>After reading the first few lines, I realize that I'm too poor to decide whether or not I should accept.
>Their slowly growing grins indicate that they know this all too well.
>Besides, it's only one day, what's the worst that could happen?
>Right after signing the contract, the two of them leap over the table onto me.
>The first girl starts stripping me and nearly ripping my favorite pair of pants, while the sister restrains me.
>The whole time, the sister presses her enormous breasts against my back, and whispers in my ear to just let it happen.
>The rest of the day involves them switching off, with one of them riding me and the other underneath me, teasing me and holding me in place in a Chimera sandwich.
>Can't get used to it because of their constantly shifting personalities. One minute she's riding me like she wants to get pregnant, the next she's whispering that I secretly love it, and the next she's holding me close repeating "I love you" over and over again.
>Finally, at the end of the day, they run out of gas and carry me to the bedroom, where each of them snuggles up closely, giving the comfiest breast pillow a man could ask for
Don't even care about the contract anymore. Gonna stay with them forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:05:33 2016 No.15927433 >>15927406 I wouldn't worry about Hyph, he's making his own fantasy setting so that's to be expected. It's like being mad at Tolkien for orcs and male elves in his story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:05:47 2016 No.15927434 Genuinely suprised no one's scanned and leaked the profiles yet. Kinda cool actually, dont want KC getting even more reason to dislike weastern fans

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:07:52 2016 No.15927439 >>15927427 Best end. Well done anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:10:23 2016 No.15927444 >>15927427 >realize that I'm too poor to decide whether or not I should accept >Too poor to decide whether or not I should work I must be misunderstanding something here.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:11:05 2016 No.15927445

So what's a character you are fond of from your setting/story that is a monstergrill?

Chuuni Lich whose archnemasis is a Gremlin with a themepark that plays a neverending tune?
A noble Vampire who everyone thinks is evil and cruel, but is actually kind, sweet and even raises orphans with her husband in their mansion?
A Wurm with a stand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:16:44 2016 No.15927460 >>15927418 I don't even remember hyphen or his art.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:17:07 2016 No.15927462

>>15927445
Waifu is a character from my MGC setting, that the more I story boarded and built up the more I started to like the idea before finally falling for her so to speak.

She's a Russian Hellhound, heavily muscled, 7'7 with a penchant for cigars. She speaks pretty fluent english unless she's nervous or stressed, then switches to broken english or russian. I could go on but this post is long enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:18:43 2016 No.15927465 >>15927460 He draws the lovely phoenix OC, Fiora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:19:18 2016 No.15927468 >>15927427 >Every professional boyfriend quits after his first client in MGC Such a weird phenomenon, we must investigate this further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:19:23 2016 No.15927469 >>15927462 >russian >cigar Does she go "boya" and have scars?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:19:55 2016 No.15927473 >>15927465 Got any pics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:20:09 2016 No.15927474 >>15927462 When will we see Irina in a story?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:21:16 2016 No.15927481

>>15927445
>Chuuni Lich whose archnemasis is a Gremlin with a themepark that plays a neverending tune
Dude, my waifu is a chuuni Gremlin with a Lich as a SCIENCE rival. Both the Lich and the Gremlin are train conductors that are constantly getting in trouble for 'pimping out' their trains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:21:49 2016 No.15927484 >>15927474 Irina is in a story >>15927469 No boya, but she does have a good number of scars

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:22:23 2016 No.15927487 >>15927473 http://thundragon.tumblr.com/search/fiora I really like this one in particular: http://thundragon.tumblr.com/image/139464433547

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:22:32 2016 No.15927488 >>15927481 >Both the Lich and the Gremlin are train conductors that are constantly getting in trouble for 'pimping out' their trains. Do they double track drift?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:22:40 2016 No.15927489 >>15927484 Balalaika?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:23:26 2016 No.15927491 >>15927484 Oh, I must've missed it. Link, pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:23:59 2016 No.15927493 >>15927462 >She's a Russian Hellhound, heavily muscled, 7'7 with a penchant for cigars. She speaks pretty fluent english unless she's nervous or stressed, then switches to broken english or russian. Eh, isn't it spider and the fly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:25:05 2016 No.15927499 >>15927445 >A Wurm with a stand B-bakana!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:26:50 2016 No.15927502 >>15927487 >that hair Overall looks like a MGQ Harpy. I figured a Phoenix girl would have more of a fiery color, tail feathers that would make a peacock jealous, and an ardent character reflected by her expression.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:27:02 2016 No.15927504 >>15927499 Her Stand is Under World, but it warps the memories to the way the wurm would've perceived it happening.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:27:41 2016 No.15927506

>>15927493
No. My own character, spider and the fly was a jinko if I remember right, and I didn't even know that story existed whew I wrote mine.

>>15927489
Better, since she likes the AN-94

>>15927491
Update as soon as my personal life is fixed
http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:28:07 2016 No.15927508 >>15927499 Wurm-chan uses her stand powers to find out the secret behind a Ryu's stand before it's too late. Wurm JoJo posing is sorely needed.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:28:49 2016 No.15927511

>>15927445
The Pharaoh mayor of MGC who has a hobby of practicing martial arts and wants to hold the city together after her kingdom fell.

A Ryu that is one of the few that gets a visa out of the city so she can bring rain to places that need it and have sex with all the boy she wants to do so, but they never call her back and most people don't like her.

A yandere mommydom Kikimora that wants to find a master to claim as her "son"

>>15927462
7'7 is fucking huge. How does she ever find clothing or fit anywhere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:29:12 2016 No.15927515 >>15927502 I don't know, she looks pretty spectacular in this fanart. http://thundragon.tumblr.com/image/135722420777

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:30:26 2016 No.15927522 >>15927506 Kek of course it would be the AN-94.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:31:19 2016 No.15927526 >>15927515 Oh, yes she does. But it doesn't really fit the image I had for them while working on the one who will do stuff in my setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:31:33 2016 No.15927528 >>15927504 But can she defeat my stand? it can headpat her a million times before she ahegao.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:31:52 2016 No.15927531 >>15927522 Was it the buttplug gun, or was that another russian gun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:32:49 2016 No.15927537 >>15927528 Why don't you go ahead and try while pimp striding towards eachother?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:33:36 2016 No.15927540 >>15927511 Mostly custom tailored suits, but around the house it's just yoga pants/spats and a sports bra so it's not that bad. >>15927522 Don't you dare speak ill of the Abakan

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:33:41 2016 No.15927541 >>15927528 How long can you headpat in the frozen time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:38:02 2016 No.15927560 >>15927481 Do they combine into megazords to fight eachother with? And combine together into a super mega-megazord to fight off evil together?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:38:18 2016 No.15927563

>>15927531
If by buttplug you are refering to the holy nugget then no, and go away.

>>15927540
Hey, it was either that or a vintorez, no ill-spoken comment, just an observation. Besides I have a bit of slavaboo too. Your waifu, and dare I say raifu?, is pretty based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:38:45 2016 No.15927565 >>15927541 6 seconds is my mark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:40:50 2016 No.15927569 File: 883 KB, 1353x976, MULTITRACK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15927488

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:42:02 2016 No.15927572 >>15927540 Must be expensive and annoying to custom order everything because she's so huge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:42:40 2016 No.15927575 >>15927563 I meant the ak stylr gen where the end up the barrel looks like a buttplug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:43:31 2016 No.15927578 >>15927575 Fucking phone typos. >style >gun >of, not up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:47:07 2016 No.15927586 >>15927575 Then no, I'm not aware of the latest gun memes but I'm pretty sure it isn't about this one. I'll still have fishgun though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:47:17 2016 No.15927588 >>15927563 You have good taste then, your raifu is my third choice, followed by the groza. >>15927572 She's worth it

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:49:11 2016 No.15927594

>>15926995
Will-o-the-wisp on the first roll. Freaking score.
Big breasts, even better. I would've liked a loli too, but hey. Don't look a gift centaur in the horsepussy.
Extreme thundere. I don't even know what the fuck thundere is.
Maledom. Well, it could be worse. Could be better too.
She's also a hybrid... Dark Matter. Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. This isn't a Will-o-the-wisp. This is a fucking primodial spirit of dead monstergirl souls bound by pure demonic energy. This is a fucking final bos.
And she has me for... 1 day.

I'm actually disappointed at the duration after all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:50:33 2016 No.15927598 >>15927588 >groza This is getting quite cheeki, you sure the hell part of your waifu is not some sort of psychic mumbo jumbo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:51:37 2016 No.15927601 >>15927588 She must eat a lot as well, but not in a fat way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:52:22 2016 No.15927603 >>15927361 >Even Mari recognizes that futa is a shit fetish Today was a good day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:55:27 2016 No.15927610 >Your Monoeyed Automaton will never make a "bwomp" noise when her eye lights up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 16:58:59 2016 No.15927618 >>15927598 She's 100% Hellhound perfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:00:35 2016 No.15927627 >>15927603 But does she like doggy style?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:02:07 2016 No.15927632 >>15927610 >You will never power her on in the morning by saying "You're that ninja."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:04:05 2016 No.15927637 >>15927610 >You'll never be a human orphan taken in by a monster. >Your adoptive Gremlin mother will never make a batch of Automaton girls to keep you company while she works. >No cute Zeon Automaton childhood friends to grow up with. God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:04:27 2016 No.15927639 >>15927632 >she will never respond with "DO YOU REMEMBER, SNAKE? THE FEEL OF BATTLE?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:05:26 2016 No.15927641 >>15927639 "Make me feel alive again, Anon!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:05:57 2016 No.15927644 >>15927445 My sunset dragon. I love her very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:06:19 2016 No.15927648 >>15927637 I want an unstable Zudah Automaton that's also super fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:07:04 2016 No.15927649 File: 263 KB, 857x842, 59326812_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something new from sud. Sorry if I missed it in the scrollback

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:08:37 2016 No.15927655 >>15927649 You missed it last thread, but it's all good. Crabs are always welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:10:18 2016 No.15927662 File: 853 KB, 1500x1600, 59331080_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15927649 You missed that but it's still wonderful. Something that didn't get posted was this cute lolihound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:11:06 2016 No.15927665 >>15927644 Hah, you love a girl, you fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:13:18 2016 No.15927674 >>15927644 What's a sunset dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:13:34 2016 No.15927677 >>15927644 Sunset dragon?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:13:41 2016 No.15927678

>>15927610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIQR62RDz0s

>Have Monoeye Automaton, with now painted ruby armor parts, her 'flesh' a pale pink with a rosy red between her legs
>Take aim at her, per your adoptive Gremlin momster's instructions and pull the trigger
>As soon as you fire she's GONE with a *fwoosh*
>Grabs your rifle, looking you in the eye with her overclocked thrusters blazing
"Target Acquired: Begin Fertilization Protocol RX-0079"

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:14:42 2016 No.15927681

>>15927648
You've also got the cute Zaku-II triplets with the Command type in the lead, the /fit/ and gentle Dom Onee-san, the aloof yet caring Gouf-neesan, The haughty drillhaired ojou-sama Gyan, The serious Gelgoog Onee-sama, the fashionable Zeong Onee-chan, and the quiet Kämpfer-sama.
Also Hygogg-chan, but you don't like talking about her. She keeps wrapping her arms around you and drooling while giggling lewdly as she tries to take off your pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:18:43 2016 No.15927701 >>15927674 >>15927677 It's my waifu! Her scales are black and her hair is orange, so I've created some really cheese lines about her and now I call her a sunset dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:19:44 2016 No.15927707 >>15927701 Is her favourite videogame Sunset Overdrive? Is Twilight her favourite book and film series?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:26:07 2016 No.15927726 >>15927701 Sounds sueish to have orange hair and black scales. >>15927707 That's worth a beheading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:26:32 2016 No.15927728 >>15927707 Nah, she likes action movies and all kinds of games. She doesn't really have anything to do with the sun other than her color scheme and some cheese lines I used to court her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:28:31 2016 No.15927739 >>15927726 I don't think it's sueish at all. Different, but it's definitely a colour scheme which could work. Oranges and reds fading into darker colours like black and purples can look very lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:28:49 2016 No.15927743 >>15927678 Oh baby. >>15927681 Hygogg-chan and Zeong Automaton-chan must be the most thicc of the lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:30:46 2016 No.15927752 >>15927726 Sueish? As in a Mary Sue? She has a lot of flaws, but she hides all her problems behind a smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:32:06 2016 No.15927754 >>15927726 >inferring sueness from hair and scale color alone this thread sometimes...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:33:57 2016 No.15927759 >>15927743 Hygogg's pretty top heavy, but not really all that Thicc. Dom and Zeong on the other hand, are. Zeong's thruster dress really highlights it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:34:29 2016 No.15927761 >>15927739 It's nice too because the end of her scales glow a bit when she is angry, making her even more beautiful. It works kind of like a hellhound's claws.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:34:36 2016 No.15927762

>>15927739
But it is heavily conflicting with the scales. Most sues have hair colors like that or a clusterfuck of all colors.

>>15927752
I meant in appearance.

Overall, I'd say white or grey would fit better with her dark scales, or maybe a dark vermillion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:35:29 2016 No.15927764 >>15927754 >>15927762 The MGE Dragon has green scales and violet hair. She must be a Sue!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:36:22 2016 No.15927765 >>15927761 Progressively sounding more sueish. Anon pls stop before we need to put her down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:37:00 2016 No.15927768 File: 54 KB, 400x400, CuAQ3VDUMAAc2Yn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:37:09 2016 No.15927769

>>15927762
They might be different colours, but they don't necessarily conflict or clash.
Maybe MGE has just thrown off your perspective when it comes to dimorphism and individuals actually looking like, well, individuals.

>>15927761
Pretty neat. Sort of thing you could expect from a dragon too, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:37:33 2016 No.15927771 >>15927764 Green and purple go together better than you think. Magenta works even better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:38:17 2016 No.15927773 >>15927762 I love her no matter what, but her scales and hair makes me love her even more! Makes it easier to flirt with her too. >>15927765 I might need to do some work, so I'll have to stop either way

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:38:23 2016 No.15927774 >>15927768 Is it wrong that I cackled in glee at the idea of Taka and Zito playing that? Those two are so vanilla it's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:39:02 2016 No.15927777 >>15927768 >Kemonomimi >Maids >Shitty, hyper-cliche normie magnet VN You'd almost be better wasting the image slot on a Trump meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:39:56 2016 No.15927780 >>15927769 No, I still now there are individuals and all. However, orange hair with dark scales is, to me, on par with blue hair on a person or a blonde asian. But whatever, not like my opinion has ever mattered in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:41:20 2016 No.15927787 >>15927771 Orange and black go together even more. They're basically the colors of Halloween for pete's sake. And Halloween colors have always been pleasant to look at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:41:31 2016 No.15927789 >>15927777 You've transcended typical faggotry.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:41:57 2016 No.15927790

>>15927445
The main character from one of my stories. a warrior who fights for honour on the battlefieldand is human...mostly...for now

A dark Valkyrie that's her husbands/master's zealous right hand woman

and a Ryu that half owns a teashop and has a think for peppermint

And

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:43:33 2016 No.15927801 >>15927777 (you)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:44:34 2016 No.15927805 File: 460 KB, 600x800, 1448911886565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15927780 I agree with you, Anon. Your opinion is worth nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:44:58 2016 No.15927807 >>15927787 >even more No, they don't. Orange fits best with blue. Black fits in with red, white, grey, and very oddly purple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:45:41 2016 No.15927812 >>15927807 Orange and black is the OTP of colours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:46:42 2016 No.15927817 I want to tell a flat out fat anubis that she really shouldn't be wearing skimpy clothes in court.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:47:20 2016 No.15927818 >>15927807 Black goes well with ANYTHING. That's literally fashion 101.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:48:15 2016 No.15927821

>>15927790
>fights for honor
My MC fights for his friends and has no qualms about killing anything but children if it's kill or be killed.
Overall, he has his shit together and knows damn well his path in life, unlike others who shit themselves mentally and literally over the idea of taking a life.

Any more info on you MC?
The DV is meh, and the Ryu sounds like a possible ditz.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:48:53 2016 No.15927824 >>15927818 Pink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:49:00 2016 No.15927825 >>15927771 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:49:32 2016 No.15927826 >>15927817 I want to tell a flat anubis that she should wear skimpier clothes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:49:50 2016 No.15927827 >>15927825 It's why Hatter works so well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:51:10 2016 No.15927832 >>15927826 But then everyone would see how little she has!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:52:39 2016 No.15927841 >>15927817 I want to tell a flat Anubis with a big butt that I want a threesome with her and that shortstack Lich nextdoor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:52:52 2016 No.15927842 >>15927789 Garbage that likes Nekopara has no right to speak these words.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:55:53 2016 No.15927855 Feels nice to have people saying good things about your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:59:06 2016 No.15927866 File: 458 KB, 1440x900, black-x-pink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15927824 Yes, Pink also goes well with black.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 17:59:22 2016 No.15927868

>>15927821
Seeing as my stry has a male main charater I should of said main monster/female lead but whatever
the woman is a soon to be monster knight that leads her own group of lizardwomen/salamanders as part of her kingdoms forces. what she lacks in not being a full dragon she makes up in skill. the rest I have yet to plan out.

>The DV is meh.
Few people like DV's in general so I cant really help that one

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:03:38 2016 No.15927887 >>15927866 No, it does not. It is a literal eyesore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:05:07 2016 No.15927891 >>15927868 Why exactly is she going monster? Why a kingdom that uses both humans and monsters? Just how "skilled" is she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:08:48 2016 No.15927904 File: 31 KB, 138x140, Exploitable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm surprised this hasn't been used more already

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:10:54 2016 No.15927912 >>15927904 Because 9/10 of the thread are sabbath cultist while the rest are the same 6 people talking about lovely mature cc monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:11:43 2016 No.15927919 >>15927904 None of us here are all that mature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:11:55 2016 No.15927920 >>15927904 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:13:02 2016 No.15927928 >>15927841 I have to admit my preferred scenario for a bottom-heavy loli anubis isn't very virtuous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:15:09 2016 No.15927934 >>15927928 But it is still your virtuous mission, Jack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:19:46 2016 No.15927952 >>15927920 "Sticker" from the back of the English MGE release

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:20:22 2016 No.15927956

>>15927891
She part of a monster kingdom that is next to the male leads and is also ruled by dragons and is going monster to be closer to those she has lived with for long.

In terms of skill monsters are not as stong as their canon selves when compared to humans but she is still significantly above mooks and the regular captain

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:22:11 2016 No.15927964 >>15927768 Awww shit. Gonna do things right and buy from DLSite this time, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:23:50 2016 No.15927974 >>15927952 >the English MGE release So that's still happening?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:25:30 2016 No.15927983

>>15927934
So he has to sneak into enemy territory, and rescue a lolinubis who was kidnapped by bad guys? Then carry her all the way out of the forest to the extraction zone?

Sounds fun. She'd probably cling to his back most of the time, and eat pot noodles while he eats the bland military rations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:25:43 2016 No.15927985 >>15927974 Comes out in 20 days

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:26:16 2016 No.15927987 >>15927904 On me mum it better at least be gold and not just some shitty yellow thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:26:48 2016 No.15927990 >>15927985 And it will flop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:27:34 2016 No.15927993 >>15927887 Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:29:06 2016 No.15927999 >>15927990 I think you underestimate the amount of perverts out there. It'll do a respectable amount for what's basically 2d porn but not earth shattering numbers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:29:18 2016 No.15928002 >>15927956 So she holds her own, then. Might be better than my one-woman cuisinart bloodknight in overall character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:30:12 2016 No.15928003 >>15927983 Until a disturbed catgirl appears and ruins everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:30:41 2016 No.15928008 File: 342 KB, 1260x1200, 99958e09a16b40c04fc82aa4b7c307dd61ef39a9a828b76635dbd739c5d4a2f3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would your waifu dress as for Halloween?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:31:33 2016 No.15928017 >>15928008 If she really wants to scare people, your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:31:56 2016 No.15928018 File: 309 KB, 1000x706, damaged goods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:32:04 2016 No.15928020 >>15928008 Rider from Fate Extra.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:32:12 2016 No.15928022 >>15928008 Maybe a scarecrow for ironic factor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:32:30 2016 No.15928023 >>15928018 >still posting this furry shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:32:53 2016 No.15928025 >>15928018 Furshit goes on /trash/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:33:59 2016 No.15928032 >>15928018 Take a hike Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:35:29 2016 No.15928039 >>15928008 The villainous counterpart to the main character of our daughteru's favorite magical girl show! My waifu and daughteru love to coordinate costumes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:35:49 2016 No.15928041 >>15927790 I know you have a lilim. Can you expand on her please?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:36:25 2016 No.15928047 >>15928032 I'm not him. I just found it interesting from that discussion a few threads back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:36:47 2016 No.15928048 >>15928041 He does? Is it Victoria? Or that queen deppelpoppelis?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:38:29 2016 No.15928058
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Shoggoths can only imagine how it is to have such fluffy feathers! Masters love stroking and ruffling them!

Devil Bugs are filthy insects that deserve a mopping!

Nureonago's can't even keep their own shape properly! Why do they even bother cleaning after them!

Beelzebubs love to live in a Shoggoths house! Just their style!

Kikimora's have as fluffy feathers as a weresheeps wool!

How are Roomba's still being sold? They are faulty by design!

Shoggoths are so insecure that they have to trick their Masters into using their formed utensils to get off!

Kikimora's are the bustiest! And the flattest too if Master is into that kind of thing.

Other maids wish they had movements as sexy as a cleaning Kikimora!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:39:01 2016 No.15928061 I love otohimes! I don't care if they call me slut for looking for their pleasure palace!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:39:16 2016 No.15928062 File: 135 KB, 686x994, CoNzl8QUkAIcQ2o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sneks are for ________

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:39:47 2016 No.15928065 >>15928048 Nah, its beast. One of his storyies has a lilim in it that made it clear she was going to be back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:40:50 2016 No.15928071 >>15928062 Tail biting into submission

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:41:07 2016 No.15928072 >>15928058 >mouth placement I am shit at drawing, but even I would put it in a proper place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:41:55 2016 No.15928078 >>15928008 Shoggoth waifu dresses as a regal Ice Queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:41:57 2016 No.15928079 File: 615 KB, 1306x1849, 1475299055593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928062 Possessively holding you close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:42:21 2016 No.15928080 >>15928065 Another Lilim OC? We need all of them in one spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:43:06 2016 No.15928083 >>15928062 >>15928079 how does one bully a shirohebi? and get away from it safely

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:43:50 2016 No.15928090 >>15928083 Underwater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:44:46 2016 No.15928093 >>15928062 I'm gonna bring a classic here and say "loving tenderly". I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:44:50 2016 No.15928094 File: 366 KB, 1177x1236, 1445465503751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928008 Dracula, but she only quotes Symphony of the Night Dracula

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:44:52 2016 No.15928095 >>15928041 Maybe later its nearing midnight in london and i need sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:46:22 2016 No.15928101 >>15928080 How many we got?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:46:28 2016 No.15928102 >>15928094 Do Yeti have natural ahoge? I may have to bother doodling one if so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:47:39 2016 No.15928108 >>15928101 At least 7

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:48:18 2016 No.15928110 >>15928101 Let's see. Druella/Blackberry Queen of Hearts/Strawberry Mari Lani Victoria Illassa/Illia That one doppel idea. And CRUSHER.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:48:58 2016 No.15928115 >>15928058 I like Kikimoras and all, but NO ONE disrespects the humble Roomba.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:49:08 2016 No.15928116 >>15928058 Kikimoras are for locking into chastity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:49:35 2016 No.15928121 >>15928058 Can't you meidos learn to work as a team?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:49:54 2016 No.15928124 >>15928115 Roomba Automaton is rebooting herself in the closet out of depression. Stupid Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:50:19 2016 No.15928129 >>15928110 >CRUSHER I missed this, elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:51:46 2016 No.15928135 >>15928008 My Automaton will test out new equipment while simultaneously cosplaying as a Mobile Suit I like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:52:14 2016 No.15928139 >>15928129 A joke Lilim who is a mexican wrestler. Probably talks all hammy and likes rubbing up against you while grappling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:53:51 2016 No.15928150 >>15928129 Luchadore Lilim known for her excellent grapple form. >>15928110 >that one doppel idea I knew I should've changed the name

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:54:01 2016 No.15928151 >>15928139 Lewd touching is against the rules! She gets too grabby!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:55:44 2016 No.15928164 >>15928150 Well, Doppel is much more easy to type than Queen Doppelpoppeliss. >>15928151 All's fair in wrastlin' and the bed.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:57:13 2016 No.15928174
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>>15928115
How do you confuse a roomba? Tell her to clean the corner of the room!

Roomba's can barely navigate their way through a mansion, how could she possibly navigate herself into her Masters pants!

Everyone knows what Roomba's are best for! Set and forget!

Even Shoggoths are better than Roomba's, atleast they don't get stuck cleaning a single room!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:57:22 2016 No.15928175 >>15928139 >>15928150 Not bad. I wouldn't mind setting up a monstergirl wrestling federation with her. So long as she lets me go full DARIO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:57:48 2016 No.15928176 >>15928135 >no Automaton waifu to dress up in a 'specially modified' Deathscythe armor for your birthday And I thought that I could be happy today...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:59:29 2016 No.15928184 >>15928176 >not Sandrock End thyself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 18:59:29 2016 No.15928185 >>15928174 >atleast they don't get stuck cleaning a single room! They do sometimes. The bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:00:13 2016 No.15928188 File: 317 KB, 547x700, roomba-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928174 I prefer the Sabbath model.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:00:45 2016 No.15928191 >>15928175 Just be careful of her Heavan's Fury Fist, or her Wopper Surprise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:03:24 2016 No.15928203 >>15928188 Better hair, better color, worst chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:03:46 2016 No.15928206 >>15928184 Sandrocks loadout was garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:05:13 2016 No.15928209 >>15928206 Fucker had the highest physical stats and defense out of all of them. Also the heat shotels were awesome, admit it. Much better than Heavyarms, or THE worst gundam: Shenlong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:06:16 2016 No.15928217 >>15928164 Then she better not complain if i slap and grab her fat tits and ass when we wrestle!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:07:04 2016 No.15928219 >>15928217 I don't think she would complain, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:07:11 2016 No.15928222 >>15928209 Shenlongs extendo-dragon arms were far cooler than the shotels ever were.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:09:22 2016 No.15928232 >>15928191 But that's the beauty of it. She can't hit me or she's fired! I'm the one in charge! And when she does we get to have a storyline where she comes back to save her friends from a sabotaged match at next months PPV event, it's brilliant!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:12:47 2016 No.15928247 >>15928219 She should! Because the lewd gasps and moans she makes is distracting me from wrecking her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:15:00 2016 No.15928254 >>15928222 It was boring. Sandrock alsobhadca giany Uzi. It was awesome, making it toptier alongsize Zero, Epyon, Deathscythe, and Wing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:16:57 2016 No.15928258 >>15928232 But anon, everyonr hit by her Heavan's Fury Fist was smashed by a rusty van, with the Wereshero driver still in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:17:45 2016 No.15928264 >>15928258 ...What the fuck did you just try to type?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:18:38 2016 No.15928267

>>15927337
>I mean i know the profile pic is loli but that doesn't necessarily mean they are all loli.
I like to think that they aren't anyway, the onee-san character that protects all her sisters is pretty hot to me.
>Spend all day in the caves bullying little gobbos with your superior equipment and tactics
>Hobgob comes out
>Slightly taller than a man and twice as stacked, dragging a club not even your human strongmen could wield effectively
>Gives you one of those placid smiles , only you see the vein in her forehead twitching, as she sees her imotous laying all about you, bullied

The idea doesn't work with redcaps who, I imagine hunt alone, but the rare redcap could be a big sinister serial killer than a little shit shinstabber

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:19:10 2016 No.15928272 >>15928264 Sorry, phones are a fickle bitch.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:28:06 2016 No.15928303

>>15928267
Personally I enjoy that Redcaps are small. It makes fighting them much more scrappy and high speed. They come flying at you with their cleaver twice as big as them, ready to strike with intensity. You could sidestep their strike, and swing your pillow as hard into their side and watch them go spinning across the room.

Then of course, they stick the landing, and come barreling back at you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:31:30 2016 No.15928309 >>15928272 Ah. Say no more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:32:41 2016 No.15928315 >>15928303 None of what you said i especially exclusive to small build except perhaps launching them acros the room

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:34:27 2016 No.15928321 >>15928309 I wonder if an Automaton could be used to browse internets and post on imageboards? It would certainly be an improvement over a phone.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:36:20 2016 No.15928328

>>15928110
Am I the only one here who thinks this new trend of making up a lilim OC is stupid? Mari has been around for a long time and is the creation of a talented artist, but the others aside from the official two in that list aren't exactly relevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:37:05 2016 No.15928331 >>15928315 It's much more animated in my head. Just believe me when I say it's fun to fight Berserk lolis. Plus there's the lolidom aspect of you lose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:37:37 2016 No.15928332 how do anubutts react to unscheduled lewdness?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:38:10 2016 No.15928333 >>15928328 I only made mine because it was the trendy thing to do at the time. It's not like it costs anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:39:16 2016 No.15928337 >>15926995 >Witch >Bottom heavy >Extremely perverted >Maledom >With twin sister >For a month I shall make the both of them my pear shaped pets and pamper them when they do a good job. I know I didn't roll BDSM, but I'm making it BDSM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:39:36 2016 No.15928341 >>15928331 >Plus there's the lolidom aspect of you lose. But that's a good thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:40:14 2016 No.15928342 >>15928328 Eh, Illassa's got as much content to her. ELH's devoted, I'll give him that much. Not even sure who any of the others are. Also why does no one ever talk about Interviewee Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:41:28 2016 No.15928350 >>15928341 That's what I mean. Because I like Redcaps whole MO, I like to imagine they are mostly all lolis, shortstacks, and pear shaped, for the lolidom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:42:27 2016 No.15928354 >>15928321 So like a Persocom? That would be pretty swank. You tell her what to shitpost and she does it all for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:43:03 2016 No.15928360 >>15928350 Not sure you got what I was saying, but w/e. I ike to imagine that not every single last one of them is a lili, because I thin lolidom is shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:44:00 2016 No.15928364 >>15928342 Illassa also has a ton of content, even if KC doesn't recognise her officially because of the neutral thing. The others are just random thread ideas, OCs the makers have done nothing with or characters some one shot story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:44:03 2016 No.15928365 >>15928328 I made mine because I wanted to, and because I needed a character that likes exploring in my story. Getting art of her will be tedious, but seeing as how I have gone through MUCH worse, it is doable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:44:52 2016 No.15928368 >>15928364 >Illassa also has a ton of content, even if KC doesn't recognise her officially because of the neutral thing. Is there a story? Has he actually commented on her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:45:10 2016 No.15928371 >>15928328 I made mine just for fun, but it's not like I share her with the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:46:04 2016 No.15928376 >>15928354 She also doubles as a phone. >get call >Automaton answers >a female voice is on the other end >Automaton hangs up and glares plasma beams at you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:46:21 2016 No.15928380 >>15928110 >lani >victoria Did I miss something big lately? I see these two being mentioned often but I have no idea who the fuck they are. Did someone write a trending story or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:48:08 2016 No.15928392 >>15928364 I technically HAVE done something with mine. Just haven't put it on a computer. 300+ pages of crap will be a nightmare to put on a computer, and it will likely be even bigger if I get into a writing groove.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:48:38 2016 No.15928396 >>15928303 I want to hit a Redcap with her own cleaver.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:50:14 2016 No.15928404

>>15926995
Dark Priest
>Big breast
>Hyper active
>Nympho
>She likes to augment herself using potions and magic
>A year

Will you enjoy your time with her?
>Hell yeah
What would it be like?
>Considering she's a nympho, non-stop sex

And I'd be happy to make the contract permanent.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:51:24 2016 No.15928412

>>15928380
Lani is my own donut steelim. She is a flat Lilim with a bit of a love for teasing, sweets, and loves exploration and adventure for the wonder of seeing cool shit. A hypothetical scenario also has her with her own realm, which was taken over by Wurms and turned into Rome in under an hour. Complete with sculptures and paved roads.

Victoria is Loensis/Losenis/LosomethingLosomething's oc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:52:38 2016 No.15928419 >>15928380 Victoria is from a witefag story I can't remember The other one is brought up by this anon a lot but I can't tell if the thread recognises her as threadcanon or if its just that anon mentioning her whenever lilims are discussed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:54:13 2016 No.15928422 >>15928396 I want to bind a Recap in a hog tie, and leave her to ripen into a wild Blackcap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:56:59 2016 No.15928432 >>15928419 A few anons mention her at times. Mostly it is just me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:57:17 2016 No.15928433 >>15928422 Chaining up and stabbing her over and over again until she starts leaking mamono mana from her cap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:57:46 2016 No.15928436 >>15928254 On the subject of Wing MS', the Wing EW is the sexiest of them all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 19:59:29 2016 No.15928442 >>15928436 The wings were ridiculous though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:00:45 2016 No.15928445 >>15928433 I'm not that hardcore. I just want to tie her up while she's a submissive Whitecap, let her turn into a frothing Redcap, then screw her back into a Whitcap before releasing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:01:10 2016 No.15928446 >>15928442 Those are my favorite part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:03:03 2016 No.15928448 >>15928412 >>15928419 see >>15922360

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:03:37 2016 No.15928449 >>15928446 So EW Zero Automaton with metal angel wings and a blue/gold colot scheme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:04:23 2016 No.15928451 >>15928448 I never remember a name so similar to Loen's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:04:30 2016 No.15928452 I want an automaton to laugh at my tiny penis! I want to feel depressed because I know deep down that robots can't feel emotion so she didn't actually mean it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:05:39 2016 No.15928456 >>15928452 Oh not you again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:07:28 2016 No.15928462 >>15928449 Oh, I was referring to this: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam/images/4/46/XXXG-01WK.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060623205103 version of the Wing Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:10:58 2016 No.15928466 Guys, what if a Redcap paints her cap white to lure people into a false sense of security, then BAM! Rape time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:17:48 2016 No.15928478 >>15928452 I want a Lilim to magically give you a big penis and treat you with kindness. But I only wish this on you out of spite, so maybe that still does something for your crazy ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:18:01 2016 No.15928479 >>15928462 Oh. Those wings are much better than those from EW.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:19:30 2016 No.15928483

>>15928448
That one story made me think about the whole no army thing.

Imagine being the only person in an entire country to insist on building the military capacity of the realm only to be shot down by everyone including the Lillim ruler, saying that there is no need because the realm is really peaceful. and then years later you have a "told you so" scenario when she comes begging you to help her fend off that one army of Paladins that is approaching the country.

Would Lillims even forbid voluntary militias? i think that no army thing was a really stupid move.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:19:42 2016 No.15928486 >>15928478 >dick is far too big to fit in anything smaller than a titan >Titans are offput by your dick/body ratio >forever alone, knowing what it's like to be that one male orbweaver spider

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:20:37 2016 No.15928491 >>15928486 >>forever alone, knowing what it's like to be that one male orbweaver spider Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:20:58 2016 No.15928492 >>15928483 It really is. My oc donut would be okay with militias[/spoiler

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:22:21 2016 No.15928495 File: 3.40 MB, 2160x3050, fad3a5e98c2248279b4a4b1855157964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it safe to post elves now? All the orcposting stop?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:22:21 2016 No.15928496 >>15928332 She'll protest but also submit

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:23:08 2016 No.15928501

>>15928491
One species of spider has a male that is born with what amounts to two enormous dicks. It gas to gnaw one off to walk properly, and gnaw off the other when mating. It then lets the female eat it to distract her while insemination happens.
Plus, it doesn't have long to live or much to live for after that.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:25:12 2016 No.15928509

>>15928492
>You will never be a self-appointed General of a country with no army running a neighborhood militia
That's what i like of these kind of scenarios, how wacky and random sometimes politics are in a MG world with all the Lillims with different personalities.

Just imagine a country with an obligatory casual friday, that would be cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:25:20 2016 No.15928511 >>15928495 Elves are scary. They keep walking up to me and saying I'll do lead stuff to them.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:25:36 2016 No.15928512

>>15928496
I'd imagine Anubi would try to ignore their heat cycle and keep working, but would give in if their husband shoved his dick in.
And if she keeps insisting on not wearing panties and bending over, putting her huge brown ass on full display then what does she expect me to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:26:44 2016 No.15928515 >>15928495 Elves are for impregnating only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:27:42 2016 No.15928517 >>15928512 Put a plug in her ass, a dildo in her snatch, and to leave her tied up as the dildo vibrates and you watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:29:53 2016 No.15928522 >>15928479 The color placement is 10/10. I'm also fond of the Delta Gundam Kai for that reason. >>15928512 I wish there was more plump Anubutt art out there. Where are those waifufags when you need them most?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:29:57 2016 No.15928523

>>15928512
No she'll keep working even as you're dicking her. She's not affected by it at all, she's too engrossed in her work.

She totally isn't trying to stifle her moans right now. She's just got a cough, that's why her face is so red and she's sweating so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:30:30 2016 No.15928527 >>15928495 It will start again as soon as you start posting elves. Go on, do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:31:39 2016 No.15928530 >>15928008 A boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:31:49 2016 No.15928531 >>15928515 Elves are for giving cakes so that they are better for groping!

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:32:35 2016 No.15928533

>>15928511
Is there any monstergirl lewder than an Elf?
Sure some might say Succubi or Lilims, but those girls are upfront about how lewd they are. Elves repress it, bottle it up deep inside until it festers and grows into turbolewdness.
An elf will start dressing skimpier and skimpier until she's basically wearing a bikini made of string and strategically placed cloth, her heaving breasts barely restrained and jiggling with every step, her generous ass practically completely exposed by her outfit.
Every day walking about in isolated alleyways and sketchy hallways hoping that this will be the day some human boy pulls them out of sight and rapes her.
She fantasizes about struggling to escape as he violates her breasts, covering them with his seed.
She dreams of calling out for help only to be silenced by his dick forcing it's way into her mouth, stifling her words with every burst of semen.
She dreams of him breaking her and turning her pussy into his personal cumdump, making her his sex slave and keeping her tied to his bed.
And if no-one does, she'll use the syringe full of concentrated raging mushroom essence she keeps in her handbag to make someone do it and make them take responsibility by making her his sextoy/wife.
Elves are fucking lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:34:10 2016 No.15928537 >>15928523 So what would she do if I picked her up, sat down in her chair, and let her keep working while I act as her lewd chair cushion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:35:36 2016 No.15928540 >>15928537 You'll have a story to tell your 9 daughterus some day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:35:48 2016 No.15928541 File: 1.51 MB, 1152x1436, 1471922181760-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928533 >all of that Well I'm as hard as a rock. TIME TO FIND ME AN ELF

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:35:52 2016 No.15928542 >>15928523 What if you fondle her tits and stroke her tail while nibbling on her ears at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:36:50 2016 No.15928545 >>15928540 And more importantly their boyfriends/fiancees if you ever take a liking to them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:37:20 2016 No.15928548 >>15928537 >you will never have your pent up Anuboss sit in your lap and ride you while she finishes those damned TPS reports

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:40:50 2016 No.15928558 File: 3.15 MB, 1365x2100, 46338464_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can snake girls show affection without crushing your ribs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:42:43 2016 No.15928561 >>15928558 Yes, in the same manner that people can hug one another without crushing them. By not being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:43:04 2016 No.15928562 >>15928483 >Would Lillims even forbid voluntary militias? I don't think they'd care at all Or they'll encourage it just to get the men to lift and end up with massive gains

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:43:08 2016 No.15928563 >>15928558 Yes. It involves sleeping with you under the covrers in a non lewd way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:43:22 2016 No.15928564 >>15928558 Yeah. They crush your pelvis instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:43:30 2016 No.15928566 >>15928558 Yep, I'm still alive.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:45:12 2016 No.15928568

>>15928533
This is some kind of horror setting when you see it from the right angle.

Like, imagine getting locked in a room with an Elf, she getting progressively lewder and you can't do anything to avoid it, until she explodes and you have to satisfy an Elf with endless lust until you get rescued.

I would still like to go through it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:46:51 2016 No.15928573 >>15928548 Great, now I'm imagining an Anubis calling me up to her office only to shove me onto her chair, pull down my pants, force me to penetrate her, and start violently thrusting her hips while doing her work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:47:04 2016 No.15928574 >>15928558 >He doesn't want his ribs crushed What are you, a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:54:03 2016 No.15928592 File: 993 KB, 1236x1182, 8a1a15dda5315508a0feede58e8b978c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is the best Arc System Works monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:54:30 2016 No.15928593 >>15928574 I want a monster girl to try to heal my smile after accidentally breaking most of, or at least many of my bones in the most painful fashion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:56:22 2016 No.15928600 >>15928592 >A monster girl presents her ass to you Wat do?

ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Wed Oct 5 20:56:49 2016 No.15928603

>>15928368
He said that her being daughter #13 was fine when I talked to him, that's about it. There's a lot more Japanese love for Mari because she has an actual Japanese profile. I've yet to find someone willing/able to do the same for Ilassa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 20:58:12 2016 No.15928607 >>15928600 Lube up with her pussy juice and proceed to ravage her butthole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:01:08 2016 No.15928610 >>15928600 I don't know, this could go a lot of different ways depending on situation and girl. Don't expect me to make these decisions in a vacuum, geeze.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:02:08 2016 No.15928611 >>15928548 >you'll never boss around a hardworking little anubutt and make her work your hardon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:03:11 2016 No.15928614 >>15928610 >Not acting fast enough You will not get your dick wet with that attitude, boya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:04:04 2016 No.15928616 >>15928483 >i think that no army thing was a really stupid move Stupid in what sense? As in stupid for writing in that idea, or just Victoria being stupid for letting it get to that point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:05:58 2016 No.15928621 >>15928614 That's fine, waiting means I get to ensure I get my dick wet in a way that I would actually wish for. I mean, were I to just charge in for all I know I'd plow into a beelzebub or something, and that's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:06:10 2016 No.15928622 >>15928616 Victoria being stupid for letting it get to that point. I mean she didn't even had countermeasures for fires or other disasters, and she calls herself a ruler, it's politically disgusting.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:07:17 2016 No.15928627

>>15928568
Just imagine the progression.
>"Great. Locked in a room with a barbaric HUMAN. Don't even look at me you swine."
>"Hey, uh I know we didn't get off on good terms but I think we're going to be here for a while so we might as well get used to each other's company."
>"Hey anon, you.. you smell kinda good. For a human that is."
>"Anon, are you sure you haven't been using something on yourself? You smell REALLY good."
>"Do you think I'm getting sick anon? I've been feeling really hot and my heart's beating faster... Don't come near me! It gets worse when you get near me."
>"I can't take it anymore anon! You've been teasing me all this time with your shyness and your agreeable attitude! You want to rape me right? Right?!"
>"I'm not going to let you rape me anon. You've been denying it but I KNOW you want to. Every human is a rapist waiting to happen, but I know how to keep you from indulging in your carnal desires."
>"I'm going to rape you first. Come here! Stop struggling, it's making it hard for me to pull down your pants! Now lay back! Your dick is mine anon and I'm going to do with it what I please!"
>"Anon? Oh no, what did I do? Eh? What do you mean you want to go again? Idiot, you're going to make me blush!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:11:28 2016 No.15928636 File: 55 KB, 619x826, 1449942354760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928592

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:11:29 2016 No.15928637 >>15928611 >Being a boss to a little anubutt >"Giving her a raise" is literally just picking her up and sitting her on your lap Dare I imagine such a paradigm shift?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:12:19 2016 No.15928640 >>15928622 Such is life in a demon realm

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:15:31 2016 No.15928652

>>15928627
>You will never tease her real good by switching between passive and aggressive approaches
Acting lewd whenever she is in the denial stage and then feigning ignorance when she's trying to give you hints for you to rape her.

It would be the ultimate bullying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:16:11 2016 No.15928657 >>15928637 It makes sense if you're pharaoh. Mybe you made a deal with some khepri or something and became lord of the realm, only you need more than your dutiful bugs to help run it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:18:02 2016 No.15928664 >>15928603 The rabbit hole is deeper than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:23:41 2016 No.15928688 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, White Horn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you guys accepted the love yet? Time will convince you eventually anyway.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:26:24 2016 No.15928699

>>15928688
Have you ever considered that your constant repetition of this shitty and unimaginative meme is actually souring people even further on centaur girls, and that if you go on the way you are, you'll have ruined the whitehorn before her profile is even released?

You meme-spouting cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:27:04 2016 No.15928701 >>15928688 gonna use her antlers as handlebars while i irrumate her! sexually bully the deer onee!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:27:40 2016 No.15928702 I've had ideas for an OC lilim that takes after her father.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:29:30 2016 No.15928704 >>15928699 This. I like tauric MGs, but that shit's annoying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:33:08 2016 No.15928707 File: 203 KB, 480x678, vampire biting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need vampire stories! Vampire stories about a pathetic little anon getting drained by a vampire! I'm not a slut for biteplay, I swear!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:35:39 2016 No.15928712 >>15928652 what about teasing her pointy ears? i imagine that makes elves go over the edge and turbo horny

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:37:55 2016 No.15928716

>>15928657
That's actually close a short story concept I came up with quite a long time ago, but never got aroud to writing.
>pharaoh Anon could have almost any woman warming his bed
>but the young anubis is cute, and her butt and thighs are just too alluring

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:42:37 2016 No.15928719 >>15928707 would you let a vampire girl turn you into one of their kind? i see some downsides like sun bothering too much and your family would just assume you are dead as you wont be able to see them again

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:43:25 2016 No.15928721 >>15928719 >Monsterboys Again with this?

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:45:33 2016 No.15928728

>>15928701
>Bullying /fa/ deer onee-san
No! Bad anon! She is for passionate sex as she whispers to you about how naughty you are for wanting to impregnate her. How is she going to encourage me to coat her chest & fill her womb if her mouth is full of cock?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:47:15 2016 No.15928733 >>15928707 http://pastebin.com/XU6j8Xs5 http://pastebin.com/MEJzn22E http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS http://pastebin.com/6PKKpjC4

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:52:25 2016 No.15928749 >>15928688 Why is she called a White Horn if she has no horn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:53:10 2016 No.15928750 >>15928592 You posted her. Tao is a lot of fun though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:54:27 2016 No.15928753 >>15928749 She wants your white horn that much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:55:52 2016 No.15928758 >>15928753 She can have my white horn if she gives me her hat

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:58:18 2016 No.15928763

>>15928712
You have to start by whispering sweet things into her ears but never touching, telling her how lewd her knife ears are, then you slightly rub them and smugly ask her if she wants more, then at last you outright molest them while telling her that you will love bite them if she says something really embarrassing.

Knife ears 101 everybody.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 21:59:36 2016 No.15928767 >>15928716 This is how you make a little Anubis infinitely embarrassed and flattered that the pharaoh would choose her, of all the available options.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:00:47 2016 No.15928773 >>15928767 I want to help a shy, bespectacled, oppai loli anubis find her confidence.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:05:35 2016 No.15928786

>>15928767
I want her to try to set him up with more appropriate queens, only for him to brush them away and choose her every single time.

Also, when we say little, are we talking young or just small in size? Because I like the idea of bullying the latter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:16:57 2016 No.15928810 File: 1.29 MB, 960x1280, 1475720217677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928786 Small girls offer very fun (and lewd) options.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:17:05 2016 No.15928811 >>15928008 >monoeye gazer >skeleton lich >wererabbit(?) hellhound Oh the poor dears, fully aware that they'll never be the popular girls even at this age. I'd give them the whole bucket of candy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:19:36 2016 No.15928819 >>15928811 I think that's a Kobold pup dressed as a Hellhound. Keeps the theme of related costumes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:20:07 2016 No.15928821 >>15928811 >wererabbit(?) hellhound That's a kobold. I don't see what the lich has to complain about though, humies love liches.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:21:51 2016 No.15928827

>>15928058
I might well be ready and willing to go door-to-door to exterminate insects, but you ma'am have just insulted shogs. You've just lost one potential assistant to the glorious purge this world needs.

> tfw you realize all it takes to turn you into a nazi are actual worst girls like devilbugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:23:33 2016 No.15928832 File: 852 KB, 1000x1600, PA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Life as a vampire's bloodbag/servant couldn't be so bad, right? They're not all evil, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:25:08 2016 No.15928836 >>15928832 They warm up after a while

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:25:24 2016 No.15928838 >>15928733 i really liked these,especially the last 2 ones thanks for sharing these

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:27:14 2016 No.15928846 >>15928767 >infinitely embarrassed and flattered It would be fun to remind her of her numerous charm points and make her head spin. >>15928786 The former. You can still bully her, but more gently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:30:27 2016 No.15928851 Daily reminder that Zombies are misunderstood creatures and are in fact the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:30:36 2016 No.15928852 >>15928832 It would be pretty bad for me. I know how to clean and cook, but drinking straight from my neck would kill me. Would be okay if she could bite other parts though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:31:42 2016 No.15928857 >>15928832 >Bloodbag To this day I cannot read this without thinking of Fury Road. Now I'm picturing a particularly wild cult of Vampire Wargirlz shouting for their sisters to 'witness them' as they drain a poor man dry.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:32:13 2016 No.15928858

>>15928773
But she's so small and clumsy, especially with Her unusually massive breasts! How will you convince her of her own beauty?
You could always get a special dress made for her, specifically enchanted to bring out her inner beauty. Then you could take her to a royal dance, and let her stand on your feet so she can dance in perfect harmony with you.
And maybe have s private dance with her in your bedchambers, stripping off her dress and getting her to look in a mirror, to show her that she's still beautiful even without the magic clothes.

>>15928786
Whatever variant of a tiny anubis you want. Loli, oppai loli, pygmy, shortstack, minigirl, 4' tall adult, pear-shaped, flat in both ass and breasts... Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:32:41 2016 No.15928860 >>15928857 Lichmmortan Jane when

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:35:29 2016 No.15928870

>>15928858
>She's happily chatting with you after the dance, going on and on about how many people called her pretty and commented on her dancing.
>She's only a little sad that its the dress doing it.
you spring it on her that the only magic in the dress is the one that supports her chest.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:36:23 2016 No.15928873

>>15928858
>4' Anubis with a big butt and modest, yet perky, breasts
>She tries to talk down to you despite barely coming up to your chest
>She gets easily flustered when you call her cute
>When she gets particularly snippy or frustrated, you can just pick her up and impale her on your cock, leaving her helpless in mid-air as you pound that lustrous ass
Mmmmm...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:43:39 2016 No.15928897 >>15928857 Being the bloodbag of a band of vampire wargirlz wouldn't be a very fun compared to a normal vamp, I think

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:45:26 2016 No.15928903 >>15928838 No problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:52:26 2016 No.15928925 >>15928008 Jack-o-latern.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:57:43 2016 No.15928937

>>15928897
Not if you can convince them that you're more valuable on the field than just being chained up for your Vampire to snack on. Think about it: Going out on patrols together, raiding that defenseless Alp commune, helping the other Vampires get bloodbags of their own, having her get aroused at the sight of you on the warpath, then watching the look of lust-tinted embarrassment on her face later that night when she realizes she's letting her bloodbag fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 22:58:16 2016 No.15928939 File: 223 KB, 689x800, 49350720_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928873 I'd like it if she got up on a stepstool prior to berating me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:00:55 2016 No.15928946 >>15928939 Would she still have to stand on tip-toes on the stool to be eye level? Because that would be the cutest thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:01:09 2016 No.15928948 >>15928328 >Ilassa not relevant >When she's got a ton of images, a fan profile, and a cameo appearance in one story by ELH and somebody else is working on one with her as a character U wot m80

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:01:35 2016 No.15928950 >>15928939 That is good, although I'd prefer my tiny anubis to be just as big up top as she is below, her balance more than a little bad so that I can easily overpower her for some groping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:06:29 2016 No.15928969 >>15927317 I can't promise that I'll never draw dicks to be honest but there will always be cute girls though.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:06:39 2016 No.15928970

>>15928110
>>15928110
I've had a Lilim named "Saga" sitting on my backburner for over a year now, probably for the better given that she's Grade A Sue With the interior of her wings' membranes shimmering like glass, acting as windows into other planes of existence so long as she's in the Dream Realm and not her physical body.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:06:42 2016 No.15928971

>>15928870
>She looks up at you in a mixture of happy surprise and disbelief
>To show her you're being truthful, you undo the clasp at the back of her dress
>Instantly her breasts balloon and spill out, appearing almost a whole third larger and plumper than they were contained in the silk bust
>She smiles with tears in her eyes, idly palming her round, juicy tits

>>15928873
Oh jeez, yes. She takes everything seriously on the surface, and when you pick her up, she crosses her arms and says she won't give in so easily this time.
But then, the moment the tip of your dick touches her entrance, her dangling legs will tense up and her toes will curl, resolve cracking under such wonderful senaations.
And with a cracking voice, she'll try to voice an insincere protest, repeating again about how she won't lose to your cock.
Then you spear her slowly and deliberately, watching her face contort until her resistance melts like warm, gooey chocolate, and she grins dopily, eyes rolling back into her head. All while she bounces in midair on your dick, unable to construct a salient thought even if she wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:09:44 2016 No.15928986 >>15928937 I need this as a story with tender biteplay

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:10:25 2016 No.15928987 >>15928971 Yep, although she may be in trouble if the magic also increases her chest size. She's pretty big as it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:15:29 2016 No.15929003 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that tiny anubi are for headpatting, serving, and taking on jogs so they don't get fat from being spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:16:32 2016 No.15929006 File: 453 KB, 900x950, 1395613024435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928971 There is not one word of that that I don't love. You are 100% my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:16:47 2016 No.15929007 >>15929003 I'm prepping the furry shitposts right now, Anon. In 30 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:18:35 2016 No.15929011 >>15929003 Little Anubi are getting a lot of love recently. I hope they sleep with a smile on their face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:27:16 2016 No.15929037 >>15928688 I for one like seeing your posts. Especially the busty centaurs pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:27:46 2016 No.15929039 File: 782 KB, 1000x1385, 30c835e162f67c89f55f2dcb8829f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929011 >Little Anubi Only if they have Ordures-tier pear shaped asses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:30:20 2016 No.15929043 File: 36 KB, 514x500, 4d698e8cfe70941acc9341c46bd26aa730801581da9655befac989de2bea9dc8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928925 Is your daughteru a Dullahan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:31:32 2016 No.15929047 >>15929039 They come in different types of smalls but for you to obtain them you have to roll the gacha

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:36:00 2016 No.15929060 [SPOILER]

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>>15929039
But how would they get any work done if I was pounding their huge butts all day? Anubi aren't Dragons that can just live off the interest of their hoards. Would she just have to work with me as her chair? Bouncing up and down all day, getting her meetings derailed when she orgasms, having to deal with fluid all over her office...
Actually, fuck it. She can take the losses if it means dick throne for an anubutt with that kind of ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:37:22 2016 No.15929065 >>15929043 How many Dullahans dress up as the headless horsewoman for Halloween? How many hospital visits happen because they throw their heads at cute boys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:39:36 2016 No.15929070 >>15929065 There'd be at least one in New England to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:40:29 2016 No.15929072 File: 341 KB, 1200x1000, 1475724810393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fresh Automaton, get it while it's hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:43:06 2016 No.15929077 File: 1.92 MB, 920x1298, 1464231776538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929043 Lala is best monmusu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:44:42 2016 No.15929082 >>15929072 >Bulleta Automaton My mind's telling me no, but my boner is telling me MORE

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:45:56 2016 No.15929088 >>15929043 Nope, she is a hellhound. Her firelashes will light up the inside of the pumpkin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:46:39 2016 No.15929091 >>15929072 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMD6oarTWA I shouldn't find this as hot as it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:47:22 2016 No.15929093 File: 366 KB, 1080x1920, 1471154856122-jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sex hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:47:32 2016 No.15929094 >>15929072 I want the one in the back

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:48:25 2016 No.15929096 File: 224 KB, 473x622, Noel_Vermillion_(Continuum_Shift,_Character_Select_Artwork).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15928592 Makoto is one hundred kinds of hot, but Noel best waifu.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:51:14 2016 No.15929102

>>15929060
The answer is simple anon, she gets a job that requires little interaction or mobility like Data Entry, and then spends her entire work day using you as her dickthrone while she types away and pays you no attention.
At least, until her shift is over. Then she'll kiss you and thank you for helping her keep her stress down.

Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:53:43 2016 No.15929109

>>15928332
>>15928496
>>15928512
>>15928523
>>15928537
>>15928548
>>15928611
>>15928637
>>15928657
>>15928716
>>15928767
>>15928786
>>15928858
>>15928870
>>15928873
>>15928971
The purpose of this post is citation.

Because all of this is way too wonderful for me not to attempt to document. Little Anubi a bestest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:53:59 2016 No.15929110 >>15929093 Looks a lot like Blair. If I lift her hat up, will I find kitty ears?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 5 23:55:06 2016 No.15929112 >>15929110 >Witch You will if you want to. I for one want to because Blair did not get anywhere near enough love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:01:33 2016 No.15929119 >>15929112 Would she object to me also lifting her skirt to find a tail? Probably not. Hell, she's probably counting on it to show of her magicked tail along with her drooling slit. Gonna bend her over and pound that pussy, using that tail for leverage

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:06:23 2016 No.15929131 >>15929093 Dark Mages are for gently plowing while sucking on their breasts

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:08:02 2016 No.15929132 >>15929112 MGE Blair would be more of a fusion of a Dark Mage and a Cheshire Cat considering that she's just a catgirl with magic instead of a true witch.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:08:57 2016 No.15929135

>>15929119
>Lift skirt
>Receive a surprise puff of aphrodisiac herbs right the the face
>Bend her over the nearest cold cauldron for a good three hours, yanking on her magic tail and nibbling her magic ears
Yes. Yes, I do want this.

>>15929132
We were talking about appearances though. The profile image for Dark Mage is basically a dead ringer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:17:39 2016 No.15929152 >>15929093 I checked the wiki and noticed no one bothered translating the habitat and all that stuff despite being right there. Welp, guess I better get to it...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:19:51 2016 No.15929157 File: 278 KB, 850x508, (Laughing Butts).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929135 Damn these magical cats. They drive me to drink.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:21:35 2016 No.15929161
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>>15928592
>>15929096
BTW you know blazblue officially ended today?
Best girl won. Kinda. Ragna pulled a madoka and sacrificed himself for everyone to be happy. Everyone forgot about his existence and went back to their regular lives, Rachel and some faggot are the only ones who have vague feelings about him because they can travel through words or something

>>15929093
Her copy in blazblue died

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:22:07 2016 No.15929163 File: 207 KB, 525x600, titty witch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929131 That can be arranged, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:23:26 2016 No.15929166 >>15929157 Just be casreful what you drink and where. Dark mages would be queens of date rape and you don't want that. Or do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:23:45 2016 No.15929167 >>15929163 What a smug witch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:23:51 2016 No.15929169 >>15929135 Minus the cat ears, tail and sexy skintight witch outfit of course. I still can't believe the last chapter implies that Maka and Blair end up sharing Soul.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:24:10 2016 No.15929172

>>15929096
Can she pass as a monster girl if we take into account her µ-12 form and all the clone shenanigans? I'm leaning on no but I don't want to reject that ass

>>15929152
The dispositions were translated, not sure about the rest

Here is the album of all the profiles, should make translating more convenient http://imgur.com/a/6iMYT

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:25:50 2016 No.15929175 >>15929169 No, she totally still has a sexy witch outfit. The ears and tail could still be there too; lord knows there's room in that hat. Don't take away my dreams, you son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:28:50 2016 No.15929184 >>15929161 Fuck man, spoilers! I still play Blazblue for the story believe it or not. Had it pre-ordered 'n' all... >>15929172 She's an artificial humanoid. I say she qualifies as a Golem/Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:28:53 2016 No.15929185 >>15929161 >BTW you know blazblue officially ended today? Yepperooni. Also, Es' theme is tight. Still indifferent on Susanoo's though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:29:01 2016 No.15929186 >>15929169 >That spoiler Did it? All I remember is that Kid took over for his dad and that Crona turned everyone's brains into tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:30:52 2016 No.15929189 >>15929184 >I still play Blazblue for the story believe it Bullshit I would rather believe you watch hentai for plot than blazblue

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:31:39 2016 No.15929192 >>15929186 Well, Maka and Soul always were pretty much a couple, and that Blair continues to co-habitate with them...it's a fair inference to draw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:34:54 2016 No.15929197 >>15929189 Well if it's true, I don't do that latter thing. Except Words Worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:35:39 2016 No.15929198 File: 477 KB, 2182x2800, 1472165279642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to touch a Gremlin's ears

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:36:20 2016 No.15929199 >>15927278 For being a nordling?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:38:08 2016 No.15929202 >>15929175 I never said it wasn't sexy, I just said it wasn't skintight like Blair's And fanart can easily remedy that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:38:08 2016 No.15929203 >>15929093 >>15929152 >森林，沼地，魔界など様々 Forests, Swamps, Demon Realm settlements. >好色，我侭 Lustful, Selfish. >The diet was exactly the same as the Witch's The same things as humans, human men's Spirit Energy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:38:31 2016 No.15929205 >>15929192 Yeah, but she lived with them all the time after they 'killed' her, and she was pretty much always shoving her tits in everyone's face. I always just thought of her as a really lewd house pet (she is technically a cat, not a witch).

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:39:09 2016 No.15929207 File: 617 KB, 2000x2500, __gremlin_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_monorus__8e7bb57b92e2d577de52000fabe7eb6f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929198 I bet they're very soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:39:56 2016 No.15929210 >>15929198 I want a Gremlin to create a wonderilicious machine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:40:19 2016 No.15929212 >>15929207 Would Gremlins enjoy ear cleaning after a long day in the shop?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:40:48 2016 No.15929213

>>15929186
>Crona turned everyone's brains into tits.
More like Crona infected everyone with the "Madness of Boobs" because of his/her desire to have an actual mother figure.
At least that's what Kid thinks it is.
I'm personally still reeling that the reveal that Tsubaki is the second most perverted character in the series behind Blair didn't cause a surge of porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:43:02 2016 No.15929218 >>15929212 What about ear nibbling

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:43:04 2016 No.15929219 >>15929198 Radar Dishes*

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:44:11 2016 No.15929224 >>15929212 They've probably already built a machine specifically for ear care. Massage, cleaning, rubbing, it does it all. But it just can't give her the same pleasure as when Anon does it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:44:12 2016 No.15929225 File: 102 KB, 345x340, 1445233994938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's go look for treasure!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:44:34 2016 No.15929226 >>15929219 We need a very confused kiki trying to clean them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:45:14 2016 No.15929228 >>15929203 >Forests, Swamps, Demon Realm settlements. So you could just walk into a forest, find a small cabin in the middle of nowhere with a CC Witch who hasn't seen a man in decades living in it? I have a sudden urge to go camping

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:46:11 2016 No.15929232 >>15929093 I don't into FF or any other JRPG, tell me about how these things work.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:47:48 2016 No.15929234

>>15929213
It's not too surprising to think about. She sleeps in the same room as a jacked assassin who could probably beat up a god in a fist fight. On top of that he trains all day, so the entire house probably smells like him, and he very obviously is hot for her. I'd be more surprised if she WASN'T horny 24/7.

Besides, she wasn't that much worse than Liz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:48:21 2016 No.15929236 >>15929228 No, hiking. You need to go hiking. For bonus points leave a trail of breadcrumbs for yourself to follow. Of course, you'll need to do that outside of yeti and yuki onna territory or you could end up "stuck" with one of them instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:48:50 2016 No.15929237 >>15929225 Gee I dunno. There might be a lot of angry, shortstack Dwarf Girls unhappy about how we're muscling in on their territory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:51:05 2016 No.15929239 >>15929237 Then look for treasure someplace without Dwarfs. Dig around the church, the graveyard. Surely nobody will be bothered!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:52:09 2016 No.15929242 >>15929237 Fuck the dwarves. If they want the gold and loot they can have it anyway, there's only one treasure I want: the echidna at the end of the dungeon. Gotta breed 'em all

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:52:17 2016 No.15929243 File: 708 KB, 1348x1500, 1461421435515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929218 Man I want to nibble on some wan ears.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:54:43 2016 No.15929245

>>15929239
Well maybe during daylight hours.

There's some scary Ghoul delinquents who hang out there at night, treating those gravestones like chairs and footrests.

Also if we find treasure, there's a good chance we'll come to the surface to find a Dragon tapping her foot and telling us to hand it over or be burned to ashes.

Can't dig for treasure anywhere these days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:54:48 2016 No.15929246 File: 1.02 MB, 1200x1200, mature.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lamias are the best type of monstergirl!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:55:35 2016 No.15929247 File: 69 KB, 600x454, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929243 I want to nibble them and scratch them and watch how they move when she expresses herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:55:38 2016 No.15929248 >>15929245 How about that dusty old treasure map you found in your uncle's attic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:56:53 2016 No.15929251 >>15929243 >Nibbling a hellwans ear >She mistakes it for attempted dominance behavior ..You know what? I'm not gonna stop you. Have fun with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 00:58:33 2016 No.15929252 >>15929242 Careful anon, some Echidnas set up shop with their sisters. Breed one, breed them all. And in all sorts of flavors too.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:01:11 2016 No.15929259

>>15929248
The one that takes you on a journey over mountains, across oceans, through forests, blistering deserts, snow-covered tundra, hot and humid jungles, dark caves, abandoned castles, forbidden realms of the Undead, forbidden realms of Demons, forbidden realms of Cute Rabbits, the planet Neptune and back to the attic.

Where there's a chest with a note that says 'The real treasure is friendship.' Referring to the group of assorted travelling companions you've picked up on the way?

Sure I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:01:37 2016 No.15929260 File: 790 KB, 1153x1094, 1463204475923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929251 What will she do? Will she pin me to the ground, and give me nibbles to assert her dominance? All according to plan.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:01:59 2016 No.15929261

>>15929232
>Black Mage
A class with low health and defense, bad physical attacks, and often unreliable debuffs. The make up for this by having the biggest, most damaging magical attacks available. Because they use spells they are usually targeting elemental or ailment weaknesses, and thus are the concept of "glass cannon incarnate."

Compare to white mage, a spellcaster with moderately better health and defenses that specializes in healing and protecting the party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:03:23 2016 No.15929263 >>15929259 Dude, you're not supposed to read the note in the other chest! >>15929261 Well they sound like girls who need protecting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:05:34 2016 No.15929267 >>15928495 >>15928533 >>15928568 >>15928627 >>15929093 Guys What if we had Dark Mage Elves?!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:05:40 2016 No.15929268

>>15929236
>Anon goes hiking in an uncharted forest
>He leaves breadcrumbs behind to know the way back
>Harpies eat them
>He gets lost
>Finds a Dark Mage's cabin
>Ask her for direction
>She tells him to eat with her before leaving
>He does
>The food was full of magical potions
>They end up having magic-fueled sex for 3 days straight

This is why you use stones and not breadcrumbs

>>15929246
Not the best but they are pretty great that's for sure
That sticker sure is useful

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:06:13 2016 No.15929271 >>15929260 >Hellhound wrestles you into submission. >"WHO'S THE TOP DOG IN THIS RELATIONSHIP?! WHO IS IT BOY?!" >"Y-You are sweetheart!" >"DON'T YOU FORGET IT."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:08:02 2016 No.15929275 >>15929268 >Potions More like syrups. You missed that Hansel and Gretel reference, didn't you? That was a setup to get you a sweets loving CC dark mage.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:09:24 2016 No.15929276
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>>15929263
In RPGs, yes. Think if them as the rocket launcher in an arsenal of handguns. Excessive, absurdly good at getting the job done, but rather unreliable in the ammo department and not as consistent as a melee damager.

>>15929267
Unnecessary. They must be either CC or explosion-focused little girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:11:08 2016 No.15929279 >>15929271 I want a Hellhound to wrestle me to the ground and force me to submit with kisses, ear nibbling and grinding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:11:14 2016 No.15929280 File: 707 KB, 800x1496, 1468080910973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929267 Dark Elves already exist, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:13:40 2016 No.15929284 >>15929275 >You missed that Hansel and Gretel reference, didn't you? No, I just didn't know what to do with it >sweets loving CC dark mage She'd be thick and always have a lollipop in her mouth, she'd also be a blowjob addict

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:14:30 2016 No.15929285 >>15929280 That Elf is made for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:15:48 2016 No.15929286 File: 928 KB, 1000x1719, c9bf066f9ef62f5779a6564a6bb8ec61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929285 All Ordures elves are made for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:16:48 2016 No.15929287 File: 705 KB, 1280x720, a67841409a4748c2ee0910ab43b9f10c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929284 Now look who you gone done and reminded me of. She's still the best girl of the show.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:17:01 2016 No.15929288

>>15929284
>she'd also be a blowjob addict
Yeah, total oral fixation. I'm sure she'd use it to seduce you too; I mean what man wouldn't get a boner after seeing what she can do to a candy cane? She wouldn't even NEED the magic with tongue skills to make a ghoul blush.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:22:55 2016 No.15929295 >>15929271 https://youtu.be/xIwps1P3ZIs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:26:15 2016 No.15929301 >>15929287 Not a difficult task.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:29:54 2016 No.15929308 File: 423 KB, 1001x1188, Aava-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice chuffs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:30:26 2016 No.15929309 File: 560 KB, 496x702, 1436875554582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if your life is being manipulated by a master-planner from a higher plain of existence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:32:03 2016 No.15929314 >>15929309 when do we reach the part of her plan where we meet our waifus and learn the true meaning of happiness

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:33:43 2016 No.15929315 >>15929309 Can I negotiate with her to get a monster waifu? Or at least laid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:34:12 2016 No.15929316 >>15929308 How odd! >>15929314 2-14 months.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:37:10 2016 No.15929320 >>15929316 thats a long wait can we not cut that time in half? maybe down to like say... right now? or 3 minutes from now, my schedule is felxible

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:38:06 2016 No.15929322 >>15929320 It cannot be, the stars are all wrong.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:38:18 2016 No.15929323 [DELETED]

Happy london morning people!

Right lets answer >>15928041
I she isnt really flesh out that much my OC likes turning women and see how they respond to the changes (not just sexual, things like getting used to abilities and how they are used changes in personality and mindset with out going full break). encounters with he on the road are simply when she runs her own errands. other then that she spend her time in her own mansion with no real care to expand outside of messing with the semi unfortunate visitor.

as for a name, mind is rolling on Solis. cant remember of find what I had down for appearance. (the story left it vague.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:39:57 2016 No.15929326 >>15929323 Solis? Is that even a girl's name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:40:12 2016 No.15929328 >>15929323 gonna delete this and fix it up. yay phoneposting

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:44:32 2016 No.15929333
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>>15929322
useless balls of gas and nuclear fusion that generate light that takes a fuck load of time to reach us i hate this

winter is almost upon me and i need toasty warm cuddles

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:47:06 2016 No.15929339
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Happy london morning people!

Right lets answer >>15928041
She isn't really fleshed out that much. my Lilim likes turning women and see how they respond to the changes (not just sexual, things like getting used to abilities and how they are used changes in personality and mindset with out going full break). encounters with her on the road are simply when she runs her own errands. other then that she spends her time in her own mansion with no real care to expand outside of messing with the semi unfortunate visitor.

As for a name, mind is rolling on Solis. can't remember of find what I had down for appearance. (the story left it vague.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:47:37 2016 No.15929340 >>15929339 Solis? Is that even a girl's name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:49:13 2016 No.15929344 I want to reform and educate an urban youth Ushi Oni!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:49:48 2016 No.15929345 >>15929344 She's been spending most her life living in a rapists paradise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:49:54 2016 No.15929346 >>15929340 I thought it could work, I haven't given her the name in my story so its its a working name

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:51:11 2016 No.15929350 >>15929345 >no ushi oni with coolio hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:52:48 2016 No.15929352 >>15929345 >>15929350 So you wanna tell me what this is all about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:53:09 2016 No.15929353 >>15929345 I'm imagining a monster girl gang drama right now and it's way more interesting then it has any right to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:55:05 2016 No.15929357 >>15929353 >west side story with monster girls I'd probably watch that, desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:56:14 2016 No.15929359 >>15929352 Coolio is a rapper that did a song called Gangster's paradise

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:56:32 2016 No.15929360 >>15929357 I'd cry during the episode where one of the girl snitches on her gang after marrying a cop

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:56:46 2016 No.15929362

>>15929344

I want to grow up in a rough neighborhood with her as my neighbor and watch her run with the wrong crowd. Going to stick in school and keep my nose down, until the day her gang decides to initiate her by kidnapping me and pressuring her into doing lewd stuff to prove she's not whipped by some dumb human boy. Need to see her reaction as other tougher and more violent monstergirls consider passing me around if she doesn't do as she's told.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:57:48 2016 No.15929364 >Even Beast has a lilim OC >and I just here tr to think of a quirk to add to a umi osho

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:58:15 2016 No.15929365 >>15929359 >quote the first line in the music video >guy who doesn't get it acts like he's educating you No anon. It is you who will learn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:59:08 2016 No.15929369 >>15929365 weird al did it better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:00:13 2016 No.15929374 >>15929369 He did every song better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:01:41 2016 No.15929384 >>15929365 Fuck me its been years since ive seen the video sorry man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:03:00 2016 No.15929391 >>15929364 Cant unthink Beast as being speedwagon now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:04:55 2016 No.15929397 >>15929362 >you'll never be an unruly young ushi gang boss' boytoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:07:35 2016 No.15929406 >>15929374 >Amish paradise is liked more then the original. I like weird al and all but I wouldn't go that far on all his songs

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:08:56 2016 No.15929412

>>15929362
But what if the day comes that you do end up getting passed around as a sextoy and she's one of the ones you get passed to?
What if the day comes where she forces you to eat her out while she and another gang member fistbump while they reverse spitroast you?

>>15929397
It's scaring me how easily I'd accept being a monstergirl gang's boytoy now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:09:52 2016 No.15929416 >>15929397 good, I refuse to play that role

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:10:53 2016 No.15929418 File: 164 KB, 345x295, I+know+exactly+why+i+got+this+boner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929412 relevant to my interests

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:12:25 2016 No.15929423 >>15929316 So I've been hearing this "we'll get our waifus in 2017" thing for a while now. What's up with that? Is it some kind of thread tradition or does it have something to do with that crazy reality bubble thing?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:12:51 2016 No.15929424

>>15929412
Totally want a story about the nice, well behaved girl next door who turned mean when her mom died. She'll push you, her old friend, away in her anger and you just sort of live nearby for years and makes worse and worse friends. Wanna corrupt that innocent crush she used to have, see it turn into the "if i want something i should just forcefully take it" mentality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:13:54 2016 No.15929428 >>15929423 Yes to both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:14:09 2016 No.15929429 >>15929423 It's one of those meme-type of things that you shouldn't expect to happen because they'll hurt their feelings if you don't look surprised

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:14:14 2016 No.15929430 >>15929423 it's a symptom of autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:14:52 2016 No.15929434 >>15929412 >spoiler please enlighten me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:18:55 2016 No.15929447 >>15929424 So would she turn you into her dickthrone, or into the gang's fucktoy? >>15929434 Reverse spitroasting is when one girl sits on your face and forces you to eat her out while the other one rides your dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:22:41 2016 No.15929453 File: 1.99 MB, 1366x768, ran.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't we talk about onis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:24:13 2016 No.15929456 File: 41 KB, 312x432, rajyaki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929453 Ah shit, today is not my day. THIS is what i want to talk about

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:24:36 2016 No.15929459 >>15929163 I can't remeber the name of that one and can't find it anywhere. Sorce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:25:21 2016 No.15929460 >>15929456 Handlebars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:25:32 2016 No.15929461 >>15929456 Nice thighs, but there's little else on her. She needs meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:27:35 2016 No.15929467 >>15929461 That's an odd way of requesting to have sex with a woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:28:33 2016 No.15929471 >>15929456 Too late, I saw it and now I want to listen to some jazz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:28:35 2016 No.15929472 >>15929295 Harley Bird girl Attorney at laaaaaaaaaaaaaw

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:29:47 2016 No.15929475 >>15929456 didn't a guy edit that to have bigger tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:57:57 2016 No.15929532 >>15929109 stamp accepted

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:01:23 2016 No.15929538 >>15926014 If your problem is crippling depression then just get a flayer's help

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:02:59 2016 No.15929539 File: 984 KB, 1264x2000, 1435630226521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help a fugitive get away from the traffic cops?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:04:32 2016 No.15929544 >>15929539 Never watched that. Is she headless?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:05:20 2016 No.15929546 >>15929544 Yes, she's a Dullahan who lost her head, and so she communicates by typing on a phone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:05:39 2016 No.15929547 >>15929544 She's a dullahan whose horse transforms into a motorcycle. So, kind of. Finding her head is a plot point in the show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:07:00 2016 No.15929552 >>15929547 >>15929546 >tfw no headless gf Guess I'll start watchin' that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:07:51 2016 No.15929556 File: 1.21 MB, 400x224, 1435626905556.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929552 Yes, you should watch it. Durarara!! is a great show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:10:35 2016 No.15929558 >>15929552 >>15929556 Shinra is a lucky son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:11:31 2016 No.15929561 File: 675 KB, 500x281, 1430373808902.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929558 Yes, bonus points because she also plays rough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:13:39 2016 No.15929566 >>15929561 I'd a Celty in a heartbeat, but her... companions worry me. And by worry I mean terrify.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:14:51 2016 No.15929569 >>15929566 If you want to be safe just go grab some Russia Sushi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:15:54 2016 No.15929573 >>15929459 I'll take that as a no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:16:52 2016 No.15929574 >>15929566 >her... companions More like every named character. If you want to feel safe you'd better stay the fuck out of the entire city.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:17:32 2016 No.15929578 >>15929574 Russia Sushi? It good!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:19:37 2016 No.15929581 File: 1.40 MB, 2263x2905, 1440629331875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929573 No, it's just that it's not hard to find. Gyakuten Majo Saiban: Chijo Na Majo Ni Sabakarechau.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:25:22 2016 No.15929594

>>15929574
The problem is trying to figure out which is worse.
>Leaders of the two strongest gangs in the city
>Chick with a psycho yandere sword
>Trio that gives zero fucks about the law
>Backalley surgeon with an unhealthy science boner
>Infinite rage
>Black Russian sushi chef that can STOP the infinite rage
>Fucking Izaya and his incest sisters

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:26:53 2016 No.15929598 >>15929594 Simon is my nigga, I'll go with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:27:22 2016 No.15929599 I wanna take my dick out in the middle of a dark back alley in the rough neighborhood of monster girl city just to see what happens and how long it takes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:27:25 2016 No.15929600 >>15929598 Just don't eat the sushi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:29:06 2016 No.15929606 >>15929600 It good!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:29:43 2016 No.15929607 File: 327 KB, 1235x1075, 1438920363938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929599 >Just to see what happens Rape. Rape happens. As for how long, that's a matter of how fast you can run and how sturdy your pelvis is.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:31:54 2016 No.15929617
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Do you guys think demons can summon us into their world?
>be minding your own business
>suddenly a flash of light
>end up in a summoning circle and have to obey the Succubutt who summoned you because she knows your name from the phone book or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:33:56 2016 No.15929624 >>15929617 Would she intentionally break the circle just to see what you'd do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:34:28 2016 No.15929625 >>15929617 I don't think the name your parents gave you is your True Name™ though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:34:42 2016 No.15929626

>>15929594
I feel like Izaya and co. are the worst. Not only is he likely to screw with you for fun, you'll end up in things way over your head just because you associate with him.

Of those listed I'd probably want to stick close to Shinra and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING of any interest to anyone and pray to any god that would listen. Runner up is probably going to be... fuck, I don't know. Simon? I wanted to say Shizuo since he's a total bro when he's not raging and would 100% have your back but he's too easy to trigger. Moot also would've been a good choice were it not for him getting dragged into things too.

>>15929617
>...Or so she thinks
>Everything is going exactly according to plan until you piss on her spell circle
>Now there's an unbound human boy loose in the city! Will she be able to send you back before you do something truly embarassing? Will she be able to keep her prying landlady from finding out and kicking her into the streets? Find out next time!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:35:33 2016 No.15929628

>>15929624
Maybe after a couple of times.
>get molested and humiliated by Succubutt
>she sends you back after she's had her fun, promising to call you back when the mood hits her
>have to go through life constantly worrying when there's a flash of light again

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:36:20 2016 No.15929629 >>15929581 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:36:29 2016 No.15929631 >>15929624 >"Oh noooo~ I accidentally broke the summoning circle~ I hope this human doesn't take advantage of my foolishness and rape my mouth with his big thick not at all magically enhanced cock~" NEET Succubi are weird sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:38:08 2016 No.15929635 >>15929631 I wonder what a frumpy knockout would even look like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:39:04 2016 No.15929637 >>15929631 >NEET Succubi that tried out some horseshit summoning guide posted on monsterchan's /x/ >is floored because she certainly didn't expect it to work

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:39:13 2016 No.15929638

>>15929628
Just imagine how horrifying that would be.
>Flash! You're in her bed with her hand around your dick.
>Flash! You're in her basement with various pieces of BDSM gear around you.
>Flash! You're surrounded and gangbanged by Succubi at a party she set up.
The scariest bit is you might start looking forward to her summoning you until eventually you don't want to go back home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:42:35 2016 No.15929646 >>15929638 >Flash! You're in her basement with various pieces of BDSM gear around you Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:43:03 2016 No.15929648 >>15929646 I said what, what?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:44:09 2016 No.15929649

>>15929638
What are succubi weak against? Holy water? I'd start carrying a vial of that around if I was in that situation and decided for whatever reason I didn't want to be bothered by the sexy demon lady. All the better if it could be used to turn the tables on her.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:45:11 2016 No.15929652

>>15929635
Messy bedhead, chubby, huge ass, big tits, a turtleneck sweater and panties, and glasses.

>>15929637
Just imagine her freaking out that she summoned a human and then getting the idea that she's dreaming and becoming a dom who rapes you for hours.
Then she wakes up the next morning, you're still there, and she spills her spaghetti everywhere when she realizes that you're 100% real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:45:32 2016 No.15929654 >>15929648 Nothing wrong with a bit of bondage, son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:46:43 2016 No.15929657 >>15929649 >Holy water? That doesn't work on fucking anything, not even Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:48:30 2016 No.15929659 >>15926888 Tell her there's an Einherjar over there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:48:47 2016 No.15929660 >>15929617 but will she cuddle with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:49:51 2016 No.15929663 >>15929660 Could be. You're hers to command.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:50:22 2016 No.15929664 >>15929657 Dammit Anon, help me strategize! There must be some way a lowly human boy could turn the tide on a sex demon and make her provide her true name! Raging mushrooms? Salt? Hand holding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:51:48 2016 No.15929667 File: 17 KB, 1008x628, 1398884992460.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929664 Attack her weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:52:12 2016 No.15929670 >>15929664 if manga is any clue, it's tail pulling or anal

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:56:32 2016 No.15929680 >>15928058 >Shoggoths can only imagine how it is to have such fluffy feathers! Masters love stroking and ruffling them! Actually Shoggoths can change themselves so they have them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:00:18 2016 No.15929689 >>15929558 He's got his priorities straight though. He has a waifu and he knows it. I respect that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:03:23 2016 No.15929695 >>15929594 I love how the fucking dullahan is the most nonthreatening character. Not because she's weak, not at all. She's just a total softie, unless you fuck with Shinra. Celty is a sweetheart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:06:41 2016 No.15929700 >>15929695 >Celty hanging out in a chatroom, complaining about how scary the Traffic Cop is D'aww.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:08:10 2016 No.15929701 >>15929700 I mean, to be fair that tenacity is pretty intimidating. There again, EVERYONE is terrifying. It's great.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:12:43 2016 No.15929708

>You're never going to come home to your waifu waiting for you, a smile on her face
> You'll never watch the happy tears fall down her face on your wedding day
> You'll never spend your entire honeymoon fucking like rabbits
> You'll never spend every day with her
> You'll never have someone who loves you more than anything, would do anything for you, and wants nothing more than to be with you
>Somewhere in another universe or reality, your waifu is going through the same crushing realizations
Together in suffering anons

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:14:05 2016 No.15929711 File: 140 KB, 563x1000, 1430672406377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929708 Yes. It would move me to tears, had I any tears left to shed.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:16:08 2016 No.15929715

>>15929708
Today I was out and about, feeling the cool chill of encroaching winter as fall sets in.

As my hands tensed up from the cold, I found myself pining for a loving wolfu at home to warm my hands in the soft embrace of her fluffy paws.

But such is not meant to be...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:17:25 2016 No.15929718 >>15929093 aintgottaexplaintits.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:18:02 2016 No.15929720 >>15929708 Ha! I laugh at such suffering! Because the pain has gone full circle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:19:59 2016 No.15929721 >>15929276 It kind of puts into perspective how shit Megumin is at that spell that she's gone to that fucking castle for weeks if not months and it's still standing fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:20:26 2016 No.15929722 >>15929711 Is pic related your waifu? >>15929715 I want to go buy pumpkins with my waifu in the crisp autumn air, watch her smile as she picks up a misshapen one, tenderly love each other in the car to warm up >>15929720 What's your waifu anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:20:57 2016 No.15929725 >>15929722 >Is pic related your waifu? No I was doing a Heart of Ice thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:23:02 2016 No.15929728 >>15929649 Probably a marriage contract.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:23:34 2016 No.15929731 >>15929725 Then what is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:24:06 2016 No.15929734 >>15929731 A Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:24:13 2016 No.15929735 File: 310 KB, 991x702, more for me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that the truly skilled get out unraped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:25:40 2016 No.15929737 >>15929735 >not just sticking a huge gelatinous cube on the treasure chest

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:26:38 2016 No.15929740 >>15929734 What's her name? Tell me about her anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:26:50 2016 No.15929741 >>15929735 >that Slime eating the sword I forgot Slimes damage weapons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:28:01 2016 No.15929744 >>15929735 If I was that warrior. first thing i'm buying is a new sword and anti echidna wards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:28:02 2016 No.15929745 >>15929721 Well it seems like with the bad guy living there fixing it up for her to blow apart again combined with that ultra performance she put on in the finale fight means she at least used that training to improve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:29:53 2016 No.15929748 >>15929740 Name? Di. Short for Diana. She goes lifting and jogging with me, she's into power metal and shit, think I'm a nerd but that's okay since she's like that with her music.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:30:17 2016 No.15929751

>>15929745
>ultra performance
You mean where Wiz did all the work and probably could've done Megumin's work for her? Lich is absurdly overpowered I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be the strongest of the 8 generals after Vanir
>inb4 Vanir is her phylactery

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:33:47 2016 No.15929758 >>15929748 >metal, jogging, lifting, cute nickname You're all right in my book anon. Good taste, I bet she loves you

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:34:25 2016 No.15929759

>>15929722
>What's your waifu anon?
I'm the one with the train-conducting Gremlin waifu.

I want to deck out the train with bones and plastic bats and shit and call it the Iron Spook or DOOM TRAIN or something. I'd like to dress up in a big fuzzy boogeyman suit but then shoveling the coal would get really damn hot.

Really lovin' the idea of looking for silly pumpkins to carve. She might try to make it into a jumpscare-bot or something though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:35:00 2016 No.15929762 >>15929758 I suppose she would. Kind of want to write about her, but I'd rather not pour my heart out like that, so I'll stick to something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:39:38 2016 No.15929768 >>15929735 Some one needs to photoshop this and replace the dullahan's head with the bag of gold, so the dude escapes with the real treasure

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:40:00 2016 No.15929770 >>15929759 I'm not sure how to respond, I'm sure you and your waifu would have a nice train >>15929762 Are uppity afraid to see where your feelings go?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:41:18 2016 No.15929775 >>15929770 >uppity I meant afraid, this is what I get for late night phone posting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:41:35 2016 No.15929776 >>15929770 >afraid to see where your feelings go? Yeah. Don't really have any interesting ideas on what to do with her, either. Not the kind of thing people would bother to read anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:42:06 2016 No.15929777 You are now realizing that the entire economic system of mgland is fundamentally just one large pleasure trade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:43:43 2016 No.15929780 >>15929777 I see, so it's like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:48:10 2016 No.15929786 >Feel nostalgic for when MGE-2 leaks were posted >Go on Warosu to read through that thread again >Kamaitachi Why do we never talk about the windy weasels?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:48:36 2016 No.15929787 >>15929780 It makes sense though. If everything is trivialized by just having lots of sex, the natural conclusion is that the entire economy effectively becomes people selling sex and sex aids to each other to have more and better sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:48:39 2016 No.15929788 >>15929786 I don't think we do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:50:07 2016 No.15929795 >>15929787 What about the production of those aides?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:53:54 2016 No.15929804 >>15929795 Where do you think human women and Tanuki fit into this system? Also, a lot of monster girls produce their own sex aids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:55:05 2016 No.15929809 >>15929786 They are nice and I'm sure that after a long enough time you could come to love all of them equally, but I personally think it'll never be as deep or fulfilling as a single waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:55:19 2016 No.15929810 >>15929804 The human women probably take dark matter pills or some shit Also, when will the DQ solve the problem of no male children? This is extinction tier.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:59:13 2016 No.15929818

>>15929810
I predict that all non immortal males will die as monstergirls take over the world. And from there it's a long lived low burn as the remaining immortal men fuck their waifus and give power to the DL until she can overthrow the system. After which the population will slowly begin to rise once more

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:01:19 2016 No.15929824 >>15929818 Are incubi actually immortal?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:01:38 2016 No.15929826

>>15929810
>when will the DQ solve the problem of no male children?
As if this hasn't been answered a million fucking times already. All she has to do is kick the CGs ass and take the monster genetics 'rule'. Frankly she isn't in any big hurry since apparently there aren't that many mamono compared to humans anyway.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:01:43 2016 No.15929828

>>15929810
By the time anyone has to actually worry that, everyone will be an incubus with an extended lifespan of hundreds of years. Husbands of Lich's and the like will be effectively immortal. If the question's a when, you basically don't need to be concerned because it'll get done eventually.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:02:25 2016 No.15929830

>>15929787
>>15929795

Read the end of Fallen Brides and they talk about that, how it's all sex, sex toys, sex drugs, renting time in places to have sex, et cetera sexcetera.

The real question is what becomes the actual currency? Obviously not the precious metals previously used. It would have to be something highly valued and with a limited supply. KC doesn't address this at all and just pretends like the old money still has some arbitrary value when every need is met by DE. Which should lead to a complete devaluation of currency. The only thing holding up the monetary system of demon realms are the neighboring human realms dumb enough to trade with them.

>>15929810
When she becomes the new Chief God and causes vanilla human extinction so there will be no more conflict between humans and monsters. You'll just have what the old monsters and humans became. Monstergirls and incubi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:07:04 2016 No.15929841 File: 119 KB, 715x993, 1474020818835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fuck a slime then watch my seed roil in her like a lava lamp

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:09:30 2016 No.15929847 >>15929841 Lava lamps are so nice. If I ever write about my waifu, she'll have one in her room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:10:36 2016 No.15929850 >>15929841 Slime paws are so endearing for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:11:58 2016 No.15929856 >>15929824 Hm... some. Lamentation mushroom eaters are undead at least, so yet another reason to grab a wight or lich waifu today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:12:49 2016 No.15929857 File: 403 KB, 636x900, basilisk_melina_by_maxa_art-dak2qek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember when Basilisk was first revealed and people where talking about alternate masks? Someone finally got around to it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:13:23 2016 No.15929859

>>15929830
Not really. Just because most problems are made irrelevant by the presence of DE, currency doesn't just suddenly lose value, because it never had any value beyond as a ballast for trade of goods and services in the first place. No one was using it for anything, it's value is all based on fiat and trust.

As long as there's anything that people want to acquire that others can provide, the economy will continue to function. Just because the things being circulated are dildos and aphrodisiacs makes no real difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:13:54 2016 No.15929864 >>15929857 Babe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:16:52 2016 No.15929867 >>15929824 Depends on the subspecies of incubus

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:19:30 2016 No.15929871

>>15929859
It does, because
1. It's a face value currency, not a fiat currency. So the devaluation of the backing material will basically cause absurd inflation. The demons don't care because they get to trade that wampum to the people who value it differently.
2. The destruction of the need will cause a complete devaluation of the things that were previously necessary to the needs. Like food. Only little kids in demon realms need to eat so food in general would plummet in value.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:23:29 2016 No.15929877

>>15929867
Adding more detail to this, it's highly based on who the incubus is married to since his life span will always be linked to his wife. For those looking to live as long as possible, undead such as a Lich or Vampire are possibly the best options.

It's always made me wonder what happens with harems though. Say your first wife is an immortal Vampire yet you also have a few other monster girls with shorter life spans as your wives, do they also live longer due to your increased life span?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:23:47 2016 No.15929878 >>15929871 And? That basically no relevance to what you're saying. At what point are you going to elaborate on how this matters in making the standing currency any less valuable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:23:58 2016 No.15929879 Chubby jinko cubs!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:25:13 2016 No.15929880

>>15929877
I'd say no

>>15929871
Food would become super expensive. There won't be much of it, and only the rich would be able to eat. If imagine that you'd get something to the tune of 90% off if you could prove that you have a young child but otherwise food would be a hobby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:25:49 2016 No.15929882 >>15929879 Would you help a chubby Jinko cub get fit so she could take revenge on the poachers who killed her mommy to make potency medication out of her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:27:52 2016 No.15929884 >>15929882 Yes I would. And when her revenge is taken, she can relax and enjoy a normal life with all te sweets it entailed.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:27:59 2016 No.15929885

>>15929880
>I'd say no
See that would be my guess too if it wasn't for KC being the way he is, my gut instinct says that he would allow them to live longer or at least use the "you can always resurrect them using necromancy" idea.

Having an undead Salamander and Jinko in the harem might not be so bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:31:41 2016 No.15929892 >>15929882 I laughed at this, because when I saw the words 'potency medicine', the first thing I thought was that it's probably one of the few things sex related in mge-verse just as effective as it is in real life; that is to say, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:34:07 2016 No.15929897 >>15929892 That's why the last known survivor stalks her prey in the night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:34:29 2016 No.15929898 File: 395 KB, 595x842, Hakutaku_by_butter_t-d9t0ltv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what pages she marked in that book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:35:41 2016 No.15929900 >>15929898 The yellow mark is for a passage of beautiful prose, the red ones are hot hunks ravishing maidens of questionable virtue (i.e. Elves).

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:36:02 2016 No.15929903

>>15929885
Hamerms adjusting lifespans is a stupid idea because you end up with thousands of daughters and multigenerational incest and the oldest waifu, say, a devil bug, winding up to be some thousand years old, because her lifespan is always adjusted to the span of the youngest daughter

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:37:01 2016 No.15929905

>>15929880
>Food would become super expensive. There won't be much of it, and only the rich would be able to eat. If imagine that you'd get something to the tune of 90% off if you could prove that you have a young child but otherwise food would be a hobby.

That's wrong. KC says almost all the transformed people continue their old jobs as farmers and such. That means you have a massive supply of food with very little need for it. Huge supply and little demand means rock bottom prices.

>>15929878
>And? That basically no relevance to what you're saying. At what point are you going to elaborate on how this matters in making the standing currency any less valuable?

Try actually reading next time. When the people don't give a shit about gold or silver anymore compared to sex, and that is the face and backing of the currency, it becomes worthless comparatively. When the entire new economy revolves around all the sex stuff, then the inflation would be so bad it would make their old money look like Zimbabwe dollars after awhile. When purchasing power is less, that is devaluation. Can't make it any simpler than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:37:19 2016 No.15929906 >>15929885 >harem Discarded The idea of your waifu dying and coming back as an undead version of what she was is pretty great though. Waifu loves you so much she crawls out of her casket at the funeral and hugs you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:40:27 2016 No.15929911 File: 265 KB, 1024x1448, 1471052135190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to get drunk

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:41:06 2016 No.15929913 >>15929905 ITT: two anons pretend they know what Tanuki are on about. Go ahead boyim, outsmart that raccoon tail. I'm sure that's never backfired on anyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:41:45 2016 No.15929915 >>15929898 >77 Positions to build intimacy. >How to get pregnant, a beginners guide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:42:12 2016 No.15929918 >>15929911 If the Oni are making sake and Satyr are making wine, then who supplies the beer? What about the hard drinks?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:42:27 2016 No.15929919 File: 642 KB, 850x1173, 1394564597112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929913 Last time I used the word boyim, I got a warning. Don't go rocking the boat now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:42:48 2016 No.15929921 >>15929911 What do you want to drink anon? I need someone to share this bottle of Laphroaig with

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:43:19 2016 No.15929923

>>15929885
That's not right. Tons of monsters buy mermaid blood to make sure their husband lives as long as they do. It seems only the most powerful monsters have husbands whose life cycles line up with theirs because the amount of DE in the husbands preserves them like a twinkie. No monsters but the undead are immortal anyways, so even the husbands of dragons aren't immortal because they would only live as long as the dragon. And even the husbands of undead have to be fed lamentation mushrooms to get their immortality.

So basically no incubi lives forever. The only ones who you could consider immortal are undead and so not alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:43:31 2016 No.15929925 >>15929918 Trolls make homebrew beer. Vodka comes courtesy of Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:45:22 2016 No.15929931 File: 65 KB, 1000x1000, 1441217885014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it time to go ape and do monkey business?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:45:29 2016 No.15929932 >>15929915 I'm looking for that half bottle of vodka and the shnaps. my house is seriously lacking alcohol for my shitfaced thursday

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:46:58 2016 No.15929937 >>15929918 >>15929925 >Elves drinking pure wood alcohol >Dare you to drink a glass Wood elves are scary! Wood elves are scary!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:47:05 2016 No.15929938

>>15929923
>It seems only the most powerful monsters have husbands whose life cycles line up with theirs because the amount of DE in the husbands preserves them like a twinkie.
KC has said that this aplies to all incubi.

>The only ones who you could consider immortal are undead and so not alive.
We all know how KC treats "undeath". It's just being alive but you don't have body heat and don't need to eat/sleep or anything else.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:47:38 2016 No.15929940

>>15929905
That isn't how currency fucking works though. I read your post, it just doesn't make any sense. Like, what the fuck are you even saying? That because people value goods and services, currency is worthless?

People don't exchange things for money because they want the money for its own merit, they want it because they can spend it for their own shit. It's ballast. Effectively a middle man for barter.

As long as people want each others shit and are willing to trade, people will use currency to streamline the process, it doesn't matter what the currency itself is as long as it isn't trivially easy to counterfeit. It makes no difference what the goods being traded are or what the currency itself is.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:47:55 2016 No.15929941

>>15929923
KC contradicts himself a lot, he writes that mermaid blood thing and then completely goes against it in other places.
>The only ones who you could consider immortal are undead and so not alive
For all intents and purposes KC's undead are undead in name only, they're living creatures made from dead bodies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:48:19 2016 No.15929943 >>15929938 >KC has said that this aplies to all incubi. No it doesn't, or the entire thing about mermaid blood wouldn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:48:39 2016 No.15929946 File: 60 KB, 576x808, 1396390500991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929937 I want a Wood Elf to polish my spear!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:48:43 2016 No.15929947

>>15929925
The kikis make the vodka, huh? Not the Jinko, or any of the winter-themed monstergirls? I mean I guess that works, I just didn't expect it. Does that mean they just run a brewery out of sight from their master's place of residence?

... does that mean lonely single kikis use it to fill the void? Dark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:49:58 2016 No.15929949 >>15929947 Kikis are the Slavs, they don't drink to fill a void, they drink to keep breathing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:50:35 2016 No.15929952 File: 35 KB, 480x360, hisako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] beware actual murder ghosts

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:51:03 2016 No.15929954 >>15929937 Wait, but that's just methanol. 10ml of that would kill a man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:51:28 2016 No.15929955 >>15929952 >FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:51:42 2016 No.15929956 >>15929943 News flash, KC can't stick to one thing and retcons shit all the time as >>15929941 says. Remember Lizards? Any less kind aspects of MGE got stamped out over the years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:51:47 2016 No.15929957 >>15929943 Well he did say that incubi get a life cycle that matches their waifu.KC contradicts himself a lot and it would not surprise me if he accidentally made mermaid blood irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:52:27 2016 No.15929959 >>15929949 That doesn't make sense though, I've never seen a Kiki squatting in a tracksuit with a bottle of booze. A Jinko, maybe...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:54:33 2016 No.15929964 >>15929949 Kikis are not the slavs, that is most definitely the Jinkos

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:54:36 2016 No.15929965 >>15929955 they should rename that move

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:55:20 2016 No.15929968

>>15929940
You don't understand because you're being retarded and talking about fiat currency and not backed currency. The backing of the currency itself has a value. That market value is determined by the people. When that value goes down, the value of the currency goes down. Backed currencies work by guaranteeing that they are a given weight/amount of the backing material. Like take the talent for instance. It's a weight.

Nobody said anyone would stop using currency, just that their current currency would fall in value as bad as an aluminum backed one after the invention of electric arc furnaces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:55:40 2016 No.15929969 >>15929955 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:56:04 2016 No.15929971 File: 685 KB, 1000x833, Cheeki breeki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929959 >>15929964 But Kikimoras come from Slavic mythology.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:57:59 2016 No.15929976 File: 100 KB, 229x416, Asfm hol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929911 Need milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:59:17 2016 No.15929978 >>15929971 T-the legends are true..! Could this be, a rare peak at a kiki taking a break from maid duties?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:59:58 2016 No.15929979 >>15929978 No that there is a fox, Lester.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:00:11 2016 No.15929980 >>15929976 she looks high as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:01:08 2016 No.15929983 >>15929954 You better ask for the antidote real nice then, human boy. Hurry, while you can still see. The price? Oh, we can talk about that later~

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:01:37 2016 No.15929984

>>15929968
And? As far as I'm concerned that really isn't a difference worth consideration. Gold will continue to retain its value no matter what simply on the inertia it has as a currency in common use. People use gold to trade for things = gold has value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:02:02 2016 No.15929985 File: 76 KB, 1598x814, Zatoichi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929983 I'm mad. Mad about Elves!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:03:30 2016 No.15929991 >>15929971 But they just don't fit, I don't look at that maid design and think oh yeah a slav, though I guess anything really could be Russian in origin, that one waifufag has a Russian Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:03:37 2016 No.15929992 >>15929983 >antidote >To alcohol poisoning What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:04:03 2016 No.15929994 >>15929991 >Russian Nobody said Russian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:05:51 2016 No.15929999 Im going to keep a succubus in my basement

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:06:16 2016 No.15930001

>>15929983
Why boner though?
Why here, why now?
Oh, that's right. Despite the tricks other girls might pull, nothing's quite as pure psychotic sadism.
I'll be happy here; when my family thinks of me from somewhere outside the forest, may they know I'm genki as genki can be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:06:44 2016 No.15930005 >>15929994 Ech, my apologies then, I think Russian when I hear slav.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:07:46 2016 No.15930009 File: 413 KB, 371x651, FREEDOM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930005 Well that's insulting to Slavs, but I wouldn't expect any less from an American education.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:09:17 2016 No.15930016 >>15930009 >trash insulted over being compared to garbage

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:09:29 2016 No.15930018

>>15929968
Economic collapse guy, material or commodity currency is valuable because people have decided it's worth what it's worth, it works the same way as fiat currency. The only difference is that fiat currency has no material backing. People have never given a shit about gold or silver itself except for alchemists or really ancient tribal dudes who thought it was pretty. Fiat currency is also based on what people think it's worth, it's just that it's based on, more or less, what people think the government is worth.
People won't suddenly stop thinking gold is cool just because sex is also cool, that's like saying people stopped thinking wood is cool because metal exists. Short of having a way to create shittons of gold out of your ass (which I'm sure mamono magic can do but whatever), it retains its value. You can't trade 72.3 seconds of blowjob to the pineapple merchant in exchange for a big pineapple, especially if the pineapple seller is a dude and you're also a dude. Even more the case if you're dealing in huge sums, how do you trade twenty thousand years of cowgirl in exchange for a farm?

>>15929992
It's called an Super Antidote.

>>15930009
Is she offering to sell herself into slavery

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:10:03 2016 No.15930020

>>15929984
>And? As far as I'm concerned that really isn't a difference worth consideration.
You have to be baiting at this point. Nobody is this dense. It's the entire point of the entire argument.

>Gold will continue to retain its value no matter what simply on the inertia it has as a currency in common use.

This is completely wrong. All commodites can fluctuate radically in value. In the real world, just 15 years ago, gold was only $200 an ounce. That's a massive drop from previous eras. People hoarding it and pumping up futures since the 2008 crash is why it's where it's at today. It's just as flexible as anything else. And now it's painfully obvious you didn't get the wampum comparison either. A commodity only has value when people care for it. In a society where gold is considered worthless compared to a good dildo, then it's not going to hold value.

Hell, you should pay attention to the aluminum comparison too if you think a precious metal always holds its value no matter what, or the history of platinum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:11:13 2016 No.15930026 >>15930009 >American meme I'm pretty sure most people associate the term slav with Russia and the general area, but this is getting off topic. Papi has a nice ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:12:45 2016 No.15930036 >>15930018 >Thinking that saying something would have absurd inflation means not using money at all. Anon, just because you have to pay ten thousand gold for a thong now, doesn't make it bartertown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:12:46 2016 No.15930037 File: 796 KB, 3300x4200, 1428472737501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930026 >most people Most Americans maybe. How many 'murrican MGs do we have? Is it just Wendigos? No Tatanka to butt heads with?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:16:46 2016 No.15930056

>>15930020
Precious metals aren't worth anything short of specialized scientific reasons though, people just agree that it's worth this much. That's it.
Nobody has ever cared about a gold bar, you can't eat a gold bar, you can't really do anything with a gold bar. People just decide that this is how much a gold bar is worth. Supply and demand applies to all currency, not just commodity currency.
There's literally no reason for gold to fall in value relative to all goods. It'll only fall in value compared to the few goods that are suddenly higher in demand, if any exist since monsters and incubi are better at just about if not literally everything, including production of goods.

>>15930036
Why would absurd inflation happen if the relative cost of making a good dildo or thong doesn't go up? At most certain goods would skyrocket in price. Does barley rise in price too? How about mead or mahogany? Does the price of a set of plate rise too?
Hyperinflation doesn't mean 'one good or set of goods skyrocketed in price', it means the currency is losing value.
>just because you have to pay ten thousand gold for a thong now, doesn't make it bartertown.
That's exactly what happens when hyperinflation kicks in. Nobody uses currency that loses value to such an absurd degree and can't be trusted anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:18:06 2016 No.15930059 File: 27 KB, 292x594, Lizardman_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets talk about lizardwomen. what happens when you tickle behind their ear fins?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:19:54 2016 No.15930064 >>15930059 I don't think anything happens really. They might giggle and snuggle you. Or they might tell you to stop because they're busy, or they might call for the guards because a creep just started tickling her out of nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:20:33 2016 No.15930065 >>15930059 They drop their tail and scuttle off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:21:19 2016 No.15930067 >>15930059 That's they way to defeat them. If you do that they will be incapacitated for a while and spread their legs by instinct. More or less inviting you to rape them and fill them with your seed.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:26:20 2016 No.15930074

>>15930056
>Nobody uses currency that loses value to such an absurd degree and can't be trusted anymore.
Exactly. That's why way back at the very beginning of the argument, I said they'd have to switch to something more stable relative to them.

As for the rest of the post, the main thing you're not taking into account is that you're calling all the sexual goods "relatively few" when it's really more like "almost everything" when you're talking about a demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:28:12 2016 No.15930079 Muscled Minotaur mistresses!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:35:25 2016 No.15930096
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At one point in the song in listening to, the lead singer starts singing like "Ah-Oooo" with a female backing singer. It sounds like "Awoo" and just makes me want a wolfu to song to me with her howls.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:36:56 2016 No.15930098
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A mysterious Elf shows up at your doorstep one day, saying she's an agent from the government. She has for you an Orgasm Ray, like the one from the movie Orgazmo. It has power cells for 100 shots. The weapon will disintegrate on an atomic level and disappear once those shots have all been fired, or if anyone whose fingerprints are not coded into it tries to fire it.
The offer is giving you this tool and seeing to it that the MGCPD does not investigate any crimes it's involved in. What you choose to do with it is up to you.
Do you accept?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:37:00 2016 No.15930100 >>15930079 Haughty Horny Hellhound!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:39:42 2016 No.15930107

>>15930074
>"almost everything" when you're talking about a demon realm
But that is simply not true. At the end of the day the only things can be considered sexual items are toys (which not all waifus would even use), drugs (which also are not necessarily used), and the act itself. The rest - housing, furniture, children's toys, food (now a luxury good but then again it's already a luxury good in much of the world as it currently exists), decor, services like cleaning and construction and bureaucracy, manufacture, mining and farming, jewelry, weapons and armor, etc.
All of these things need compensation and most of them can't be paid in sex. Gold is ALREADY near-fiat tier in terms of currencies because it's not actually valuable to anyone. A person with nothing doesn't want gold if he can't trade it. Gold is a luxury resource, and not even a particularly useful one at that.

>>15930098
No because that is the most shady bullshit I've ever seen
After I use it, what'll happen is the government will convict me for the tiniest crime I might've committed using it, and also pin on me the blame that some high government official committed. I don't even have proof that the government gave me this high-end orgasm ray that I certainly couldn't have gotten myself because it fucking disappears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:42:07 2016 No.15930110 >>15930107 You can trust Agent Shins, anon. Orgasm rays are impossible to trace and if you're smart about what you do, nobody will be able to say you had anything to do with getting some girls off against their will!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:43:33 2016 No.15930113 Remember to keep you salamander away form starwars. she might ask a remind to build a lightsaber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:43:40 2016 No.15930115 >>15930098 Sure, After she set's it up I'll use it on her. She only has herself to blame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:44:36 2016 No.15930118 >>15930113 >remind should be gremlin*

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:45:09 2016 No.15930120 >>15930115 >implying that's not what she wants Why would she be dressed that way >>15930110 Yeah well That's what the Tanuki in a suit told me too Now I'm living in a shack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:45:42 2016 No.15930122 >>15930113 Why would Salamanders watch inferior stuff like Star Wars when they can study Dune for glorious duels?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:46:20 2016 No.15930123 >>15930120 Good, hen we both get what we want. Elfs are made for rape after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:46:21 2016 No.15930124 >>15930122 Because they're millennials and casuals

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:46:56 2016 No.15930125 >>15930120 >>15930123 Why the hell am I not getting (you) in my posts when my posts are getting replied to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:48:13 2016 No.15930128 >>15930100 Chubby cowardly cheshires

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:48:16 2016 No.15930129 >>15930124 My Salamander would take a page from the Harkonnen playbook and poison the long blade instead of the short one to mess with people's expectations, let's see some millenial MG force their way out of that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:48:29 2016 No.15930130 >>15930113 >>15930118 You want to deny salamanders getting lightsabers? the fucks wrong with you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:48:31 2016 No.15930131 >>15930096 >No shamanic tribe of wild wolfus to howl while the alpha sings

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:48:35 2016 No.15930133 >>15930125 You have the previous thread open in another tab?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:49:13 2016 No.15930134 >>15930125 (you)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:49:29 2016 No.15930135 >>15930125 That happens sometimes. When you accidentally press abort to late you don't get (you)'s

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:49:41 2016 No.15930136 >>15930133 No not at all It's not working on any of my 4chan tabs this is retarded, I've never seen this bug before

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:51:06 2016 No.15930142

>>15930107
>But that is simply not true.
It is. All the stuff you listed is basically manufactured and all has a sexual twist. They all have massive spikes in value that is not reflected in the base commodities. Barley for example would drop to near nothing. It is now a luxury good like you said, but has a very large supply. Turn it into beer with a prisoner fruit twist however and it multiplies exponentially in value. It's the bottled water phenomenon. This would apply to wood, water, base materials like paint, dye or thread.

Gold would drop in the exact same manner as the rest of their unneeded and unvalued commodities. That's why they would still have a currency, but it would have to be based around something else, even if it's dildos or a volume of semen.

As an aside, there are no standardized services in a demon realm. Everything actually acts like some bizarre utopian anarchy. No street cleaning, no bureaucracy, no policing, nobody maintaining the sewers. Yet this apparently causes no problems. Well, nobody ever accused KC of making sense I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:52:45 2016 No.15930146 I want to see an all monster girl metal band in concert!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:52:48 2016 No.15930147 >>15930136 You probably refreshed the thread or you're using a different connection now. I have that happen if I switch my phone from network to wifi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:53:31 2016 No.15930149 >>15930122 Because people like what they like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:53:43 2016 No.15930150 File: 1.24 MB, 1477x1600, Moth-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930146 MetalMorphosis is getting the band back together!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:54:34 2016 No.15930152 >>15930150 >Back together They ever split?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:55:01 2016 No.15930153 >>15930149 But why do people like bad things? >>15930152 It's the final tour, guys!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:55:58 2016 No.15930154 >>15930150 Their best song will always be Born to Fuck. >Alternate really all ghoul Cannibal Corpse will never reverse gangbang you

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:58:06 2016 No.15930156

>>15930142
>As an aside, there are no standardized services in a demon realm. Everything actually acts like some bizarre utopian anarchy. No street cleaning, no bureaucracy, no policing, nobody maintaining the sewers. Yet this apparently causes no problems
Then it either will with the massive increase in population caused by the monster-fication of the world or currency will stop being relevant entirely since it currently acts as some bizarre completed form of marxism. From every man according to his dick, to every man according to his waifu or something.
Also, gold is not valuable period. That's what I think you're missing. Nobody actually wants gold, the only use for it is decoration (which not all girls want anyway) and as a trading commodity. Unless the amount of gold available suddenly explodes there's no reason for it to fall in value.

>>15930147
How do I fix it then
I just hard refreshed all of my threads and it's still not working
It's driving me insane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:58:07 2016 No.15930157 >>15930154 >Ghoul Cannibal Corspe gig Man I'd wade into that moshpit half drunk and half naked in a heartbeat >>15930153 >Metalmorphosis >Last tour Moth-chan is eternal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 06:59:57 2016 No.15930158 >>15930157 >Moth-chan is eternal That's the joke. One year it's their last tour, the next year the band gets back together for their reunion tour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:02:32 2016 No.15930166 >>15930157 That moshpit would turn into a big orgy and it'd be fucking awesome. >Lead singer pulls a guy on stage and gives him a sloppy, violent blowjob during the guitar solos. And being ghouls that blowjob would be legendary

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:03:18 2016 No.15930168

>>15930153
entertainment is subjective and all that. I've accepted that with my tastes the internet thinks live in a sewer (for example I enjoy star wars, nickback and naruto.) I just don't care anymore that people like harry potter and nolan-capeshit.

to put this in a monster girl sense, I hate hellhounds and what the represent. that doesnt make hellhounds bad, I just dont like em

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:04:04 2016 No.15930171 >>15930166 We need to MG-up Brütal Legend now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:05:02 2016 No.15930174 >>15930168 >unironically liking Naruto Okay what part do you enjoy, because there's like two ways of enjoying Naruto that are acceptable.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:07:05 2016 No.15930177

>>15930158
Na that's bullshit, and a quick way to lose credibility. Better to just keep on trucking, far more respectable.

>You'll never live in Metlmorphosis's home town and get to go to their gigs at small and intimate venues

>>15930166
Eeeh... Let's keep the band out of the orgies and purely in the back stage realms. Public blowjobs every gig on tonnes of different dudes is a little 2slut4me.

A frontman has an image to maintain after all. Far better if she just selects a dude otu of the grows and gets security to haul him off back stage after the band gets off, horny after performing before a literal orgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:07:12 2016 No.15930179 >>15930171 Oh god I don't even know where to start but it'd be fucking awesome

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:08:03 2016 No.15930181 >>15930168 >nickback oh god oh oh god oh oh oh ohohohohoh oh ohoh

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:08:07 2016 No.15930182 >>15930179 You start with a roadie anon dying and waking up to some Dark Priests about to get kinky on him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:09:23 2016 No.15930188 >>15930177 I was thinking more along the lines of a repeat fan that she's taken a liking to, who she always spots out of the crowd. I'm not particularly into 2slut4me either, but public makes it all the better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:10:30 2016 No.15930192 >>15930182 Fuck it, when I wake up I'm writing it, with the Cannibal Corpse ghouls being the band. Greentext or one off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:10:35 2016 No.15930193 File: 281 KB, 1280x720, Zaulia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930179 >>15930182 Snu-snu hungry Amazons are already present.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:11:37 2016 No.15930195 >>15930192 One-off sounds more up my alley, but a greentext might suit this better if you don't plan on making an epic war story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:11:59 2016 No.15930197 >>15930188 >Gets depressed when she can't find him after the show Cute but I think exhibitionism is both petty and degenerate

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:12:16 2016 No.15930199

>>15930174
Easier to say what I didn't like, which was the land of iron/kage summit and a decent chunk of the war. Hell hinata was my favourite girl. thats how deep my shit taste apparently goes.

Can't say much about the anime as I just read the whole manga and left it at that.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:13:23 2016 No.15930201

>>15930156
>Unless the amount of gold available suddenly explodes there's no reason for it to fall in value.
Interestingly, with races like dwarves in KC land since the beginning and trading with men since before monsterization, you would expect gold would be worth quite a bit less in the first place. High level monsters can get loads of it too.

I'm not missing what you're saying. Rather I'm trying to get across the point that monsters don't really care for base commodities for any purpose, whether it's food or trade. Rather they only care about the finished goods. It's telling that the only ones that really get into that other sort of thing live in human societies and not in demon realms.

>or currency will stop being relevant entirely since it currently acts as some bizarre completed form of marxism. From every man according to his dick, to every man according to his waifu or something.

That's basically how it is now. Except KC says somehow everything is booming at the same time. Because you know, KC and consistency.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:14:21 2016 No.15930203 >>15930168 >nickback Do you really enjoy them? or do you just enjoy the shit used by WWE and that one they did for spiderman?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:15:28 2016 No.15930206

>>15930201
>Except KC says somehow everything is booming at the same time
Technically speaking that is exactly what happens in completed marxism. I guess it actually works because it's post-scarcity and if you need something just find a husband for blackberry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:15:51 2016 No.15930208 >>15930168 >>15930174 When was it a crime to like naruto?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:17:24 2016 No.15930211 File: 127 KB, 554x645, Another freckled mermaid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930208 After the Chuunin Exams when it started to get worse? At least OP is still great and has cute Monster Girls in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:17:50 2016 No.15930212 >>15930195 I'm worried I won't be able to do it justice either way. >>15930197 Degenerate. That's what makes it great

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:17:53 2016 No.15930213
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Can vampires have offsprings even if they are considered undead?

any type of vampire you prefer in particular? as in,full blood sucker,never sucks blood,can go out in daylight, etc.....

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:18:27 2016 No.15930217

>>15930199
>Hinata was my favourite girl
I don't think anyone shits on your for that since nobody actually had passable chemistry of any sort with nardo except her. Konan and Kaguya are still better, the latter being one of the best girls by virtue of Kishi not shitting her up.

>he liked all of Naruto
Yeah nah

>>15930208
You used to literally get banned from /a/ for liking it newfag.

>>15930211
>OP is still great
"No."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:18:55 2016 No.15930219 >>15930212 >I won't be able to do it justice either way Neither is anyone else. >>15930217 >"No" Yes, also I win because I posted a waifu.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:19:55 2016 No.15930222

>>15930208
Since it was new.

I mean, I know the little kids that watched it as their first anime are probably early 20's by now but man was it slammed by people who were teens when it came out. Same with One Piece. First two seasons of Bleach were received okay I guess, then it gets tossed in the same pit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:19:58 2016 No.15930223 File: 28 KB, 432x598, Dhampir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930213 Vampires are undead and when they have a kid, it's a Dhampir. In my headcanon Vampires suck blood but don't care much about sunlight, like in the original Dracula book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:20:13 2016 No.15930224 >>15930208 /a considers it entry level trash along side the fate series (depending on who you ask) and people that consider RWBY an anime

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:21:29 2016 No.15930231
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>>15930219
>waifu
>that
>waifu

>>15930222
No, Naruto was actually considered good up until post-Chuunin exams. Even up to Itachi's death it had good parts to it. After that it was basically dead in the water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:22:27 2016 No.15930234 File: 101 KB, 738x1082, 1435207329724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930231 >hating on a cute Mermaid >posting Albedo instead I think you might be baiting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:23:00 2016 No.15930236 File: 354 KB, 1200x864, b91245940db0849a5b55a7e6571abd83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you wouldn't a crazy cat witch right anon? RIGHT?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:24:10 2016 No.15930238

>>15930231
>No, Naruto was actually considered good up until post-Chuunin exams.

No. It was considered just another random battle shounen in a long line of them. Coming right on the heels of another famous less lighthearted one like FMA made it look extra kiddie to a ton of people too.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:24:13 2016 No.15930239
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>>15930224
Fate isn't considered entry level trash though, Fate/Zero is and that's because you had tons of idiots who knew literally nothing about the series and were just retarded in every way possible shitting up the thread. JETSposters were pure cancer.

>>15930234
>mermaids

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:25:32 2016 No.15930247 Please stop arguing about battle shonens or I'll use the Power of Friendship to punch an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:25:35 2016 No.15930248 >>15930224 >people that consider RWBY an anime it annoys me that people fled to RWBY after declaring naruto shit when its a newgrounds flash series with a budget

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:25:45 2016 No.15930250 >>15930236 That doesn't look like a cat, those are human ears. Granted, those are mouse skulls and a fishbone hanging off of them, but that would be a dealbreaker too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:25:49 2016 No.15930251 >>15930238 >coming right on the heels >heels But Naruto predates FMA in both manga and anime forms what the hell are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:26:41 2016 No.15930253 >>15930251 When it got imported over here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:27:21 2016 No.15930255 >>15930247 you say no battle shonen, then do fairytail

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:27:23 2016 No.15930257 File: 562 KB, 1280x1811, barbara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930236 No, but I would a Witch. I believe in magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:28:07 2016 No.15930260 >>15930255 Well there's some prime booty and booby in that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:29:10 2016 No.15930263 >>15930257 They're coming to get you Barbara!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:29:21 2016 No.15930264

>>15930253
People were talking about Naruto and FMA both with or without them getting 'imported'. You can't say Naruto came on the heels of FMA when it was the other way around if anything. People generally considered it to be fairly good up until post-chuunin.

>>15930260
And a lack of doujins but the same for Bleach
>Harribel in the rape dungeon for YEARS
>no doujins

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:31:43 2016 No.15930269 File: 106 KB, 600x737, tumblr_nk1g46xP6y1sqhzw2o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] any kitsune lovers around. . .

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:32:07 2016 No.15930270 Its fine if you enjoy battle shonen, Mr naruto liker >>15930199 seeing as you like it so much, lets get this thread back on topic and talk about MGE kunoichis

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:32:48 2016 No.15930273 >>15930257 Everything about this picture screams buttfucking, and I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:32:56 2016 No.15930275 >>15930269 C'mon now, that's like saying "any monstergirl lovers around" Low hanging fluffy tail, as it were.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:33:17 2016 No.15930278 >>15930270 I want Master Dick to teach me how to deal with The Booty Clan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:33:27 2016 No.15930279 >>15930269 Thin fried tofu is really overrated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:33:56 2016 No.15930282 >>15930269 Well there's at least one guy here that likes naruto...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:33:56 2016 No.15930283 File: 327 KB, 600x768, 66a4c6405df409c850a2d015af608136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930269 I enjoy them from time to time, though kumiho are enticing in another way.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:35:52 2016 No.15930288

>>15930264
>People generally considered it to be fairly good up until post-chuunin.

Anon, regardless of dates, it was ignored by most people who had already seen a few other of that kind of show and had been jerked around for hundreds of episodes before. The level of goofy juvenile stuff in the first few episodes didn't help its case either.

It was the Dragonball for a new crop of kids. I can understand that. But anybody who wasn't a part of that group is not going to defend it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:37:06 2016 No.15930292 >>15930288 >episodes Anyway, my point is that there was a time when it wasn't literally garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:39:43 2016 No.15930294 File: 54 KB, 428x600, yep (this is a thing).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930282 Here, take this and never google "female kyuubi"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:40:39 2016 No.15930299 >>15930213 Of course they can. Even zombies can give birth in MGEverse since they are not really "dead"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:41:13 2016 No.15930301 >>15930283 This kitsune is falling with style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:41:46 2016 No.15930302 >>15930213 That's literally how Dhampirs and new Vampires are made. >Husband still human >Dhampire >Huband incubizes >Vampire

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:42:13 2016 No.15930305 >>15930299 Undead in most settings aren't considered "dead" so much as "past death", it's why a resurrection spell kills them and healing potions can harm them but you can heal them by casting an instant death spell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:42:16 2016 No.15930306 For what its worth, I fully apologise for shitting the thread with naruto talk, I was trying to make a point about taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:43:05 2016 No.15930307 >>15930269 Why is she locked inside a glass room?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:43:58 2016 No.15930308 >>15930306 Well you should've known that there's no arguing over taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:44:04 2016 No.15930309 >>15930307 Because they're going to pour in semen until she drowns

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:44:10 2016 No.15930310
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>>15930306
i honestly dont care what other people tastes like as long as the thread keeps going and nothing too bad happens

their tastes are their tastes, cant do anything to change them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:44:15 2016 No.15930311 >>15930307 She eats livers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:45:55 2016 No.15930316 >>15930310 I want that in my adventuring party!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:45:56 2016 No.15930317 File: 902 KB, 1000x1151, bdf85593a0d56b5d692c1b72a902ec0a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930307 see >>15930309

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:47:18 2016 No.15930323 >>15930308 >>15930310 ture, I guess it ended up with a "stop hating what I like" thing

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:47:37 2016 No.15930324

>>15930213
>Can vampires have offsprings even if they are considered undead?
Canonically yes. But I'd rather they couldn't. But I imagine that there's some powerful necromancy that allows a dead child to grow up to its physical apex so you could adopt a dying street urchin and have your waifu bite her and turn her into your undead daughteru.

It makes dhampir a bit confusing though since in lore they are the result of a vampire man pregnating a human woman, who obviously has a living, working womb and is impregnated with vampseed.

But MGE vamps are all women, unless a vamp-incubus rapes a human woman and has a dhampir that way. I guess that's why KC just has undead as not really undead but living beings made from corpses, which I think is blatantly stupid.

I'd like it if there was a ritual where to make a daughter, you adopt one and drain all of her blood, until there isn't a speck left, and then your vamp waifu gives her her own blood over a long process, eventually refilling the daughteru until she has nothing but vampire blood in her veins, making her significantly more powerful than a turned vamp with human and vamp blood in her veins.

Maybe that's how you could keep faithful to vamp ideas of pure blood and nobility. There is indeed some vamp lore that has bloodline tracking not hereditary but via who bit you, and who bit them.

So if you go by Kc's not!Undead, yes. If you have actual undead then it gets more complicated.

A vamp could also make herself a magical womb and use magic to keep it running the way a mortal womb would. Then feasibly if she uses magic to maintain all the same processes then yes.

Then you'd need to cum inside not only because you need to impregnate her but also because you need to supply the SE to keep the spirit machine pumping. which means pregnancy would make vampires ultra horny, morso than usual, and oyu spend most of your time fucking, because their vamp "motherly" instincts demand a surplus of energy to avoid any chance at a miscarriage.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:47:53 2016 No.15930326

>>15930305
Undeath is more like anti-life in those settings really. Like they're animated but it's the polar opposite of proper living beings.

KC's are straight up alive though. Just "New alive creatures that just happened to born from corpses." The interesting thing he doesn't address though is that means undead incubi are the same thing. It's not really you. It's something new born from your corpse. Now that's something to chew on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:49:55 2016 No.15930331 >>15930324 I'd rather just have classic undead. No kids and no aging.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:50:43 2016 No.15930335

>>15930326
>It's not really you. It's something new born from your corpse. Now that's something to chew on.
The problem with this line of reasoning is that something which retains your consciousness and memories is still essentially you, otherwise you could argue that you're a different person every second as you have new experiences, new memories, and a slightly new personality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:51:36 2016 No.15930339 >>15930324 MGE Dhampirs work this way >>15930302

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:52:55 2016 No.15930344 >>15930323 Meh it happens at times. In my time here I knw theres at least one guy that hates metal gear, one guy that hates one punch man, at least 2 that dont like star wars and a 50/50 out look on superhero movies

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:53:36 2016 No.15930347 >>15930335 Wights, Liches, and Vampires should fall under that too but they don't. Not according to KC. Besides, this is kind of the old clone/robot replica argument isn't it?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:53:57 2016 No.15930348

>>15930331
Same here, but I don't mind the idea of using powerful magic to make a girl who got turned into a vampire at, say, 12, grow into an adult. It's just using magic to age yourself, The reverse of using magic to un-age yourself. Far more believeable than using magic to give birth.

Though I would allow it if it's a super complicated, years-long ruital

>>15930339
I know how they work perfectly fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:54:52 2016 No.15930350 >>15930317 YR > SD > Asura

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:55:07 2016 No.15930351 >>15930347 Kind of, but it's continuous, there's no break in consciousness, and physically speaking it's the same entity. Philosopher monster girl when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:56:55 2016 No.15930354 >>15930257 >that little gondola in bottom left corner What did barb mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:58:15 2016 No.15930356 >>15930344 >one punch man Really would like it fubuki was a monster girl

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 07:58:41 2016 No.15930358

>>15930344
>at least one guy that hates metal gear
Make it two. Well, not hate more than annoyed by all the posting about it. It was two whole months of fulton memes straight once. Thankfully that stuff is much rarer now. Now it's usually just the occasional nanomachines son.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:05:45 2016 No.15930371

>>15930351
Well that's the old argument about "if you replace all the wood of a boat over years is it still the same boat?" I'mma go ahead and say yes for personal satisfaction. I'm not the same person I was five years ago, I've grown and changed. That's ok. I see undeath in settings like this as much the same- different, yet the same fundamentally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:05:48 2016 No.15930372 >>15930358 Yeah when mgs5 came out it was incessant shitposting for months. Thankfully that franchise is dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:08:22 2016 No.15930379 >Your lich waifu will never use highly advanced and extremely complicated magiscience just to take on the sexual characteristics of other monster girls and to try them out on you

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:09:25 2016 No.15930380

>>15930351
I take the DnD road with this sort of thing.
>X is evil objectively because the gods of the setting say so.
>Undead are all new creatures, so says KC.

The writer of the setting hands down his decision from on-high, no philosophy required. Plus I'm pretty sure dying counts as a break in consciousness.

You want to get strange though? You would figure same soul means same person right? We know natural wights and liches at fall under that, but skeletons and zombies don't. Yet that is completely denied by KC with the previous statement about new creatures. I really think he didn't think that through. Thinking about it myself makes me realize a scenario I've never seen discussed

>tfw a cuddlebug zombie goes wight and the soul and body don't match
>she regains her mind only to find she's in the skin of a complete stranger

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:09:29 2016 No.15930381 >>15930379 Why are lichs >for science in MGEverse anyway, it's really weird and jarring to me when they're usually ungodly magic casters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:10:53 2016 No.15930382 >>15930380 >I really think he didn't think that through /MGE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:11:05 2016 No.15930383 >>15930379 > waifu won't stop leaving android onaholes around for 'testing' damn it all what a pervert.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:15:00 2016 No.15930392

>>15930381
It's because liches are about the logical extreme of being the wizard in the tower just reading and experimenting. KC decided to apply the stereotype kudere scientist girl template to that. He could have just as easily made them super caster bookworms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:16:35 2016 No.15930397 >>15930250 Those are fairy skulls, anon. Or smurf skulls

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:19:22 2016 No.15930401 >>15930397 But still, a fucking fishbone earring. Who thinks that looks good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:20:22 2016 No.15930404 >>15930401 The same kind of filthy forest hippy who makes her hat out of banana leaves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:23:20 2016 No.15930411 >>15930404 Jamaican?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:23:22 2016 No.15930412 >>15930379 I wanna lick and cum all over lich's phylactery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:24:34 2016 No.15930415 >>15930412 I want to destroy the lich's phylactery

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:35:30 2016 No.15930441

>>15930248
Woah woah woah mate. I'll have you know that RWBY isn't animated with that disgusting flash program, but rather, Poser, there's a huge difference. You see, one is capable of making top notch animation when in the hands of talented animators, the other is fucking poser and it's the absolute worst 3d animation program you can use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:35:39 2016 No.15930442 >>15930392 They're only kuudere because they've distanced their souls from their bodies so that the overwhelming pleasure they get from sex doesn't completely dominate their minds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:47:51 2016 No.15930464 >>15930344 I hate OPM and Star Wars, maybe you mentioned me twice? >>15930351 >Philosopher monster girl when? There's Philosowurm, but I wouldn't open that can of Wurms because it was written by you-know-who and doesn't contain any real philosophy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:52:26 2016 No.15930470 >>15930351 Hakutaku would be a good philosopher, too bad no one cares for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 08:58:07 2016 No.15930478 >>15930356 they confirmed season 2 to that right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:02:19 2016 No.15930486 File: 377 KB, 1044x1200, 1402228425267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you stand by her side throughout a half a century of war?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:05:33 2016 No.15930498 >>15930486 I would stand by her side even after death.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:12:11 2016 No.15930505 >>15930470 Hakutaku sensei needs to put on muscle, that's what all the kids want today!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:16:01 2016 No.15930513 >>15930478 They did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:17:37 2016 No.15930519 >>15930513 Monster girls dressed like Tatsumaki and Fubuki when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:20:48 2016 No.15930526 >Sparring with a Hinezumi and a Salamander >Being proposed by them at the same time >More "sparring" to decide which of the two are better >Waking up with a burnt pelvis and dick Would you? Alternatively, wake up to the fact that they aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:22:01 2016 No.15930532 >>15930505 Maybe a Hakutaku gym teacher who teaches ypu how to get /fit/ and adds aphrodisiacs into your diet. She knowd all about gains afterall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:22:22 2016 No.15930534 >>15930526 I notice how even now, a Tiger is not a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:23:52 2016 No.15930542 Do we have any stories about the MC becoming an evil overlord and leading his hordes of cute minions to swoop down upon the kingdoms of man?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:23:52 2016 No.15930543 >>15930526 >Would you? yes. Do you really need to ask?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:26:44 2016 No.15930551 >>15930526 Fiery girls is my fetish. I would wake up with a burnt dick and they would wake up with a wet pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:30:34 2016 No.15930558 >>15930470 I care about cowteacher! I stay after class for her tutoring sessions all the time! Even the ones where she gets drunk and lewd!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:38:05 2016 No.15930572 >>15930558 I don't know Anon. If you really care about her you will have to show it by staying in her "classes" even after you graduate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:41:34 2016 No.15930581 >>15930542 If there isn't one, there should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 09:59:37 2016 No.15930636 File: 220 KB, 850x1202, 1454063520393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wake up mastah~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:00:34 2016 No.15930642 >>15930636 But I am awake, dear. Or do you mean I should awaken in the metaphysical sense? Perhaps some tequila and mescal are called for, then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:01:24 2016 No.15930646 >>15930636 Why did my maid turn slimy and purple while I was asleep? Something is going on in this place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:01:28 2016 No.15930647 File: 60 KB, 496x531, 1452884167600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930642 >metaphysical T-that's a long word...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:02:22 2016 No.15930654 >>15930647 How does alcohol affect Slimes? I don't remember this from EMG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:04:35 2016 No.15930658 >>15930654 They probably just absorb it. If anything it might make them flammable for a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:04:40 2016 No.15930661 >>15930654 Thy become bubbly and wobble a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:05:25 2016 No.15930665 >>15930636 This is not my maid. This will never be my maid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:06:12 2016 No.15930666 >>15930654 They get a lower freezing point

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:07:22 2016 No.15930672 >>15930665 >>15930646 TEKELI-LI

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:07:41 2016 No.15930673 >>15930542 Average or someone was doing a greentext story about a nercomancer trying to take over cities with his incompetent undead army a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:08:45 2016 No.15930675 >>15930673 Oh I remember those cuties!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:11:50 2016 No.15930678 >>15930672 Shogs can do so many more things and are way more versatile than Kikis, yet those simple maids are so much better.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:13:30 2016 No.15930679
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>>15930678
Kiki-chan, you should really not be wasting the little money you got from begging on internet fees
You need to find a new mastah unless you want to be a prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:15:09 2016 No.15930683 File: 250 KB, 1000x714, 1311083295847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930666 COLD SLIMY PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:23:19 2016 No.15930703 >>15930679 >Shog finds an outlet in the dirty alleyway she is living in >Creates a shitty laptop and sucks the shop owner's dick for wifi just so she can shit talk Kikis that finished cleaning and are using the computer Sure thing shoogy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:28:25 2016 No.15930712 File: 1.06 MB, 915x1145, 1474134180240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930703 >>15930679 Just admit you're both homeless and starving and start putting up ads if a wotw got a boyfriend through internet dating profiles then you can too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:36:26 2016 No.15930731 File: 628 KB, 1280x620, 1449257168498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would monsterchan's /r9k/ be like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:39:44 2016 No.15930743 >>15930731 The same, but with NEET Oomukade instead of people. Maybe the occassional beta Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:41:09 2016 No.15930745 >>15930743 >beta Succubus Jesus fuck can you imagine the amount of bullying being a single succubus would entail

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:42:23 2016 No.15930747 >>15930745 But you'd save her from that fate, right anon? Right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:43:28 2016 No.15930751 File: 142 KB, 622x880, 1393869405490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by telling me why kids love the taste of toasty Cinnamon Crunch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:44:13 2016 No.15930752 >>15930731 Complaining about how men are sluts and human oppression.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:45:04 2016 No.15930755 File: 968 KB, 1000x1200, Vegetables.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930703 I don't know what I like more - down-on-their-luck monstergirls forced to prostitute themselves for scraps, or down-on-their-luck humanboys forced to do likewise.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:45:58 2016 No.15930762

>>15930747
You'd never meet her. She's /r9k/'s meme definition of beta. She doesn't go outdoors and even when she does she's not noticeable. When boys approach her she stammers she has something to do. When she sees someone she likes she can't bring herself to say hi. To take her means to turn down the many girls who actively approached you and asked for your affection because you think she's there somewhere when you haven't even met her or else dumping someone you're already with to make her feel better.

>>15930751
Sugar and the fact that cinnamon is one of the spices that work better with sugar (or at all).

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:46:23 2016 No.15930763 >>15930751 Cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite. Now leave me alone, corpse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:47:03 2016 No.15930766 >>15930743 >beta Succubus That's called an Alp son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:03:16 2016 No.15930822 We need more stories about women becoming monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:05:19 2016 No.15930834 I would like a harem of dark valkiries

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:08:58 2016 No.15930842 >>15930834 Do you think that a naturaly born dark valk would go out to find a master like the maids?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:10:24 2016 No.15930848 >>15930842 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:12:56 2016 No.15930855 >>15930822 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:13:56 2016 No.15930860 File: 396 KB, 2480x3507, 1412188736439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15930822 Judge Claudia Frollo longed to purge the world of vice and sin And she saw CORRUPTION everywhere Except... within

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:18:12 2016 No.15930872 >>15930842 Not like the maid, more like a regular valk searhing for a hero. But lewder

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:19:02 2016 No.15930874 >>15930766 Nah, that's just a fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:21:00 2016 No.15930879 >>15930860 Mea culpa

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:22:20 2016 No.15930884 >>15930731 Full of alps that hate men

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:23:00 2016 No.15930887 I want to surprise mud-wrestle a Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:23:06 2016 No.15930888 >>15930879 It's not my fault!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:24:40 2016 No.15930892 >>15930884 What would happen if you put a dick pic in one of their threads?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:27:00 2016 No.15930908 >>15929857 Mardi Gras masked Basilisks when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:27:45 2016 No.15930912 >>15930892 A whole lot of reee's and "1/10"'s when in reality they're all salivating and schlicking furiously

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:29:14 2016 No.15930916 >>15929857 I want a NEET Basilisk to try on Majoras Mask and be disappointed when nothing happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:31:28 2016 No.15930925 >>15930257 I hope that onee-san likes anal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:32:29 2016 No.15930929 >>15930925 Buttslut onee-sans are the best onee-sans

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:34:08 2016 No.15930933 >>15930929 Making an onee-san go crazy with anal is great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:34:53 2016 No.15930938 >>15930933 >go crazy with anal What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:35:22 2016 No.15930940 File: 350 KB, 850x1148, 1431391716844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While having a nice, relaxing walk in the park you stumble on some kids playing a little rough. What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:36:06 2016 No.15930946 >>15930938 You fuck her in the butt until she is addicted and can't live without it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:36:07 2016 No.15930947 >>15930940 Time for a nap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:36:18 2016 No.15930949 >>15930257 I wish Barb would draw my favorite MGE girls with asses that fat. >that hidden Gondola

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:36:40 2016 No.15930951 >>15930946 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:37:14 2016 No.15930955 >>15930947 >napping in the park That's a good way to end up in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:37:19 2016 No.15930956 >>15930940 Watch them play and cheer them on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:40:42 2016 No.15930968 >>15930955 nah, it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:41:36 2016 No.15930973 >>15930968 And then anon woke up with a loli sleeping on him and an angry crowd around the bench, demanding to know what was going on and if it was your Sabbath imouto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:42:12 2016 No.15930976 >>15930973 Like i said, just fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:55:20 2016 No.15931032 >>15930949 It amazes me that he hasn't done a Kakuen yet with how much he loves asses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:56:13 2016 No.15931034 >>15931032 Or some thicc Wight butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:56:49 2016 No.15931037 >>15931032 Kakuens are weird. They're too human to be monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:01:49 2016 No.15931052 >>15930949 What is gondola?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:04:04 2016 No.15931059 >>15930354 He is observing. Without speaking, silently watching. Always watching, even as the world burns. >>15931052 Lurk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:04:28 2016 No.15931063 >>15931034 That too, barb please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:13:39 2016 No.15931091 >>15931032 I'm still frustrated that Kakuen haven't gotten much art considering we're in the year of the monkey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:15:54 2016 No.15931098 >>15931091 That's because everybody know Kakuens are shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:17:51 2016 No.15931105 >>15931098 Kindly devour a phallus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:18:04 2016 No.15931107 File: 96 KB, 480x640, 54169783_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931091 There's some but none of it is what I'd call good quality. I'm more annoyed that the only lewd image with a Kakuen is a gangbang of all things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:20:45 2016 No.15931122 >>15931107 I want a cuddlebug Kakuen childhood friend so bad. I want to see those cuddlebug tendencies start to become something lewder as we grow up too.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:20:49 2016 No.15931123

>>15928970
You'd be better off having her with runic tattoos on the interior of her wings that allow her to float/hover at will with minimal mana consumption. It's what one of my shitty character ideas will do.

You'd be better off giving her a better name as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:28:32 2016 No.15931147 >>15931122 >starts placing your hands on her ass mid cuddle >things don't get any stranger for a week or two when she whispers in your ear during a hug that she wants you to spank her Kakuens are lewd creatures.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:30:01 2016 No.15931150

>>15929346
Solis still contains Sol, representing the Sun, which is almost always shown as manly or male.
If you wish for a female name still associated with celestial bodies, Luna or Selene might work, seeing as how the Moon is the woman in 99% of mythos and counterpart of the sun and its light.

There are also other names as well. Try and find a characteristic that defines your character for the most part, and goofle names that have that as their meaning.
My oc donut Lani means "Sky", for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:36:37 2016 No.15931167 >>15931150 Amaterasu is a grill though Also to be honest it doesn't really make sense to limit names to genders in a fantasy world with fantasy histories and fantasy cultures / naming traditions. What kind of name is Druella?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:37:30 2016 No.15931171 File: 174 KB, 874x980, 1475771327135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Squirrel cows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:38:01 2016 No.15931173 So the 14 new profiles from the second encyclopedia are getting translated once every other week until they're all done. Does anyone know when the other text about various fluff things gets released? Is it after all the profiles?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:41:13 2016 No.15931183

>>15931173
>once every other week
This is already wrong since Redcap appeared and shown that he's willing to release new ones between the MGE II profiles to keep people guessing.

And it's a good way to keep people who already got the book paying attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:41:27 2016 No.15931185 >>15931173 I'm worried that it'd take eons, so I at least hope KC releases the girls in batches of 2-3 to speed things up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:42:20 2016 No.15931189 >>15931147 I want it to end up devolving into frenzied cuddlefucking by the time we're 16. Kissing with tongue will be involved.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:43:31 2016 No.15931194

>>15931167
Japanese is the blacksheep among mythos in a way.
Fantady always has its roots in reality. All fantasy exists because of reality.
Tell me, would you name your kid Apple in a fantasy world? Druella is still technically a real name, like Remillia, so its use isn't far fetched.

If you wish to use a name with a greek masculine name for sun, you will have to follow greek mythos anyway.
Unless your name is Nasu.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:43:50 2016 No.15931195

>>15931173
First it needs to be translated and that's gonna take a while, then KC needs to allow it to be posted

So I'd say in a very long while, although we could still get some bits of info here and there

>>15931183
Isn't Redcap part of the 2 unleaked profiles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:44:01 2016 No.15931196 >>15931185 im surprised they havent been leaked by someone yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:44:36 2016 No.15931199 >>15931194 Well the chinks made the Sun literally a bunch of really annoying birds so there's that

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:45:19 2016 No.15931206 >>15926995 >Oppai Yandere Charybdis with a Fetish for Eye Contact and a Twin Sister hired for 2 weeks They will most likely force me to stay because of Bolt Cutters to the Tendons to keep me in bed, provided they don't kill each other first...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:46:27 2016 No.15931212 >>15931199 Yes, they did. Still, a female needs a female name. If you go by greek, Sol is out; if by Japanese, then Amaterasu is viable, but the rest of your settibgvand characters needs to match so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:46:56 2016 No.15931216 >>15931195 >Isn't Redcap part of the 2 unleaked profiles? He specifically mentioned she wasn't part of the book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:47:40 2016 No.15931219 >>15931212 >but the rest of your settibgvand characters needs to match so. Not really, there's no reason you can't have a person named Amaterasu and another one named Schehera

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:48:14 2016 No.15931221 >>15931212 I want a golem to smach my fucking shitty ass phone for it's BS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:49:24 2016 No.15931226 >>15930636 I have a strong desire for a battle meido Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:49:42 2016 No.15931228 >>15931189 >kakuen still in her school uniform >shirt open, tie dangling between her breasts and her skirt too short to cover her fantastic ass Would cuddlefuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:51:48 2016 No.15931234 Which monster is the best for strugglefucking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:52:25 2016 No.15931236 >>15931221 >smach Huehuehue. A little robot girl who can transform into a mobile phone would be pretty neat, though. >>15931234 Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:53:13 2016 No.15931242 >>15931234 Hellhound, they're literally made for power struggle sex that she eventually wins due to super human stamina.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:54:44 2016 No.15931249 >>15931228 That's not even getting into her casual clothes anon. A loose fitting tanktop and spats. No bra, no panties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:55:47 2016 No.15931254 >>15931242 But here's the question anon, would she let you win just the once if it was your birthday?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 12:59:51 2016 No.15931272

>>15931219
There isn't, but it will reflect heavily upon your capabilities, especially if they are from the same little hamlet.
After all, cultures ARE a thing, and an Arabian named character must come from some desert of sorts. Otherwise it looks really bad, what with an oriental person with an oriental name and an Arabian named person born and raised far far away from cultures where their names are normal.

But I digress. Just make sure to do research and world build a bit while making your characters.
For example: Zipanghu Kitsune have wapanese names, as do the Kitsune clan on an island that worships a water dragon and the group of snowy ones who live up north. They all used to be on the same weeaboo island, but some went elsewhere while still keeping their cultures, while slightly changing them in the process.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:00:26 2016 No.15931275 What is your biggest Monster Girl mystery? Mine is whether or not Wocks would lactate Chocolate or Strawberry milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:01:12 2016 No.15931276 >>15931234 Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:01:35 2016 No.15931278 >>15931275 Chocolate. Yuki onna lactate milkshake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:02:30 2016 No.15931283 File: 128 KB, 445x450, Sphinx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931275 Why is Sphinx not more popular?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:02:47 2016 No.15931286 >>15931236 >>15931242 >>15931276 I want t o sneak up and strugglefuck on a loli Hellhound while she's sleeping.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:03:03 2016 No.15931287

>>15931272
That's the point though. Cultures DO exist but just ripping them off wholesale makes it boring. There's no reason an arabian name needs to come from a desert location. Japanese names don't need to come from a psuedonip society.

>>15931278
That is really nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:03:46 2016 No.15931288 >>15931236 >little automaton phone who likes playing "Every day is great at your Junes" with every text >likes hanging up on female callers that aren't your mom >sends hostile warnings to telemarketers

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:05:26 2016 No.15931291 >>15931249 >No bra, no panties That's how it should be, underwear just isn't right with spats and tank tops. >>15931254 If you asked nicely, it would be funny seeing how much she was agonizing over holding back her urges while trying to be romantic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:05:57 2016 No.15931296 >>15931286 What if she's such a heavy sleeper the she wouldn't wake up? Is this how you rape a Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:06:31 2016 No.15931297 >>15931286 Mating press or prone sex? That's the important part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:07:36 2016 No.15931301 >>15931296 Does she have dormouse ancestry?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:07:37 2016 No.15931300

>>15931287
In the end it's your setting, so do what you want to do. Just remember that you will be judged by your actions and naming conventions, so if you're sticking with Solis try and at least make it reasonable within the setting.
Also be prepared for people to deconstruct every little thing thet can. There is no mercy amongst 4channers.

If you wish for ideas and names, I can provide help in that regard even if I am overly terrible at naming my own creations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:09:00 2016 No.15931306 File: 85 KB, 371x550, 1395219239730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's make our own Undead! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbSDxA9q21I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3fKGAAY6RE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:09:43 2016 No.15931307 >>15931296 But then you don't get to laugh at her kicking her legs to try and get free.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:10:56 2016 No.15931311

>>15931283
Because when people talk about desert monstergirls it's usually Anubis, Apophis or Pharaoh.
Lewd riddlecat needs more love.

>>15931291
>it would be funny seeing how much she was agonizing over holding back her urges while trying to be romantic.
That's what makes it adorable anon.
She can take those urges out on me through cuddling once the sex is over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:12:27 2016 No.15931315 >>15931300 I'm not him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:12:48 2016 No.15931318 So when are we going to move to a new thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:13:10 2016 No.15931321 >>15931286 The struggling comes from her waking up and trying to get on top, while still trying to keep fucking you back from her less advantageous position.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:13:23 2016 No.15931323 >>15931318 Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:13:47 2016 No.15931328 >>15931318 u wot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:14:12 2016 No.15931329 >>15931318 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:14:32 2016 No.15931330 >>15931323 I dunno, the counter thing on the bottom right says "bump limit reached", does that mean anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:14:46 2016 No.15931331 >>15931318 >Not at image limit >Not archived Even that one janitor isn't THIS much of an idiot. I get the feeling you're just trying to kill the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:15:08 2016 No.15931332 >>15931330 >>>/vg/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:15:31 2016 No.15931335 File: 770 KB, 1200x1600, 1413991145584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931330 You're not from around here, are ya boy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:15:39 2016 No.15931336 >>15931318 >>15931330 (You)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:16:27 2016 No.15931339 >>15931330 It just means that we can't bump the thread and it's going to sink to the bottom of the list and eventually archive. It means diddly-shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:17:24 2016 No.15931342 >>15931318 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:18:13 2016 No.15931344 File: 43 KB, 480x640, ec59e1e230c30f2b131d9236234c9464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hypothetically, can a vampire feed off a phoenix forever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:18:19 2016 No.15931345 File: 274 KB, 1500x1194, 1456994022216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crikey! Elves are about!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:18:48 2016 No.15931346 >>15931332 It doesn't work that way on /vg/ either just so you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:19:10 2016 No.15931347 >>15931339 Okay, thanks, I'm slightly less newfag now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:19:21 2016 No.15931349 >>15931318 Literally watch as all posts telling this fag to fuck off get deleted and a new thread is made

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:20:02 2016 No.15931351 >>15931315 Ah, I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:20:09 2016 No.15931353 >>15931344 Yes. Phoenixes don't run out. >>15931347 You shouldn't flaunt your newfaggotry like a badge of honor. Be quiet, sit in the corner and face away from the monitor until you've been around long enough not to bull boners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:20:10 2016 No.15931354 >>15931344 Depends how you portray regeneration and how closely you stick to the laws of conservation in your setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:21:13 2016 No.15931355 >>15931347 Well at least you admit what you were doing was stupid. Just a warning, people in this thread get really mad really fast if you suggest making new threads before the current one dies and that's as far as I'm willing to explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:21:14 2016 No.15931357 >>15931347 If you're new, don't post. Lurk. Lurk until you 100% know what the fuck you're talking about when you do eventually post. Simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:22:14 2016 No.15931362 >>15931335 Thought you were going to type 'boya' for a second there, even felt a little sweat running in my forehead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:22:22 2016 No.15931363 >>15931344 I'd say no, considering a firebird would be any vampire's greatest foe. Just smelling her blood would be akin to snorting ground up Carolina Reaper peppers for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:23:51 2016 No.15931367 >>15931362 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:26:35 2016 No.15931372 >>15931150 I might go with selene if i ever get ro7nd to writing more about her On a side note the sol i thought of was the one from smite but your point still stands

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:27:57 2016 No.15931378 >>15931372 Apparent u are 7s now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:28:22 2016 No.15931379 File: 735 KB, 2305x2348, water break.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15926125 >>15926190

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:30:08 2016 No.15931384 >>15931379 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:30:25 2016 No.15931386 >>15931379 I kind of was involved in the making of this idea, therefore I get credit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:35:43 2016 No.15931395 Where are the Griffon, Dark Mage, Ochimusa and Nurarihyon profiles. KC please.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:37:10 2016 No.15931396

>>15931372
Remember, it's up to you in the end.
Try and flesh out character a well.
Like, for example:
>Mari the Lilim likes bearmode vikings, adventure, and likest casting magically augmented FIST
>Lani likes sweets, exploration, men who are like Warrior of Light, and her favorite type of cake is chocolate
>Illassa likes bdsm, rough sex, humiliation play, being informative, and rock road ice cream
>CRUSHER likes to smach skulls and grope people as she grapples them into submission

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:38:22 2016 No.15931401 >>15931171 Milk the squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:38:40 2016 No.15931402 >>15931395 Or Automaton and Dragon Zombie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:39:45 2016 No.15931405 >>15931379 Do it, Salamander-chan. Mark him as yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:41:22 2016 No.15931407 >>15930940 It's all fun and games until you remember that those are both stage 3 alps in the drawing. Mamono manamana is a hell of a drug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:43:46 2016 No.15931413 >>15931379 That Anubis is so short, I didn't notice her the first time around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:46:18 2016 No.15931421 >>15931413 Pocket Anubis

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:46:49 2016 No.15931423 >>15931413 She must have at least 80 in sneaking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:47:48 2016 No.15931424 >>15931379 That salamander's face is priceless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:48:23 2016 No.15931428 >>15931421 I'd prefer an Anubiloli with a powerful fat butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:49:27 2016 No.15931431 File: 1.14 MB, 1137x852, 96236a3a6477ed01eaea20be6573a956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this heresy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:50:21 2016 No.15931434 >>15931431 It's exposed nipples on a blue board is what it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:51:10 2016 No.15931436 >>15931431 I see at least three types of bullshit in there, one of which will get you b&

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:51:43 2016 No.15931438 >>15931428 But she wouldn't fit in your pocket and no, you can't fit her in that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:52:04 2016 No.15931441 File: 1.44 MB, 1137x852, 1460558194140cen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this heresy?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:52:15 2016 No.15931443

>>15931405
>>15931424
An indirect kiss with your crush is a woman's romance. That salamander should totally do it.

>>15931431
I know what you're trying to do, but all I can imagine is that Living Armor whining to her user about hurrying up and finding a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:52:56 2016 No.15931449 >>15931441 delet this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:53:23 2016 No.15931451 >>15931449 Y?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:53:31 2016 No.15931452

>>15926995
>Giant Ant
Oh right, they're a thing.

>Loli
that's... eh.

>Love bird
nice

>Love bird
Loving rape. Or she rapes me to tell me how much she loves me.

>Hybrid
oh my.
>Werebat
Oh my~

>a year
Well, see you all. I'll just stay with her for that year and It'll damn good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:54:38 2016 No.15931454 >>15931441 Second time you're trying in a row, fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:55:52 2016 No.15931459 >>15931379 I guess this >>15926469 fits for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:58:19 2016 No.15931464 >>15931441 Short answer: yes Long answer yes, delete it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:59:30 2016 No.15931466 >>15931464 >delete it Why? (honestly confused)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 13:59:32 2016 No.15931467 File: 456 KB, 683x960, 1392809096720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Writing now, gonna be a long session if I go from an empty page to a full update. What do I listen to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:00:06 2016 No.15931471 >>15931467 Your waifu's voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:01:15 2016 No.15931474 >>15931466 Are you the same stupid newfag from before? Or just trying to start shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:01:47 2016 No.15931476 >>15931466 Trying too hard already Delete it already, bait-poster

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:01:54 2016 No.15931477 >>15931474 The same one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:03:12 2016 No.15931481 >>15931477 >Gets told to lurk >Doesn't lurk

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:03:18 2016 No.15931482 >>15931441 I want to violate them both. Armor first while the owner watches, then her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:03:30 2016 No.15931483 >>15931477 Newfags are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:03:52 2016 No.15931485 >>15931477 You're just embarrassing yourself at this point man. Lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:05:03 2016 No.15931487 >>15931396 Ive got the idea of her enjoying strong willed males and various meat. now my urge to wright has been fired up. lets see what i can make out of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:05:51 2016 No.15931488 >>15931477 I don't believe it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:15:12 2016 No.15931509 File: 148 KB, 250x330, Sol_Default_Card (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931372 you mean this one right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:16:37 2016 No.15931513 >Pic wasn't deleted but post was Somebody said bias?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:17:30 2016 No.15931516 >>15931379 I want more of that Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:18:52 2016 No.15931520 Yurifags are a complete cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:19:28 2016 No.15931521 >>15931509 right thats the one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:19:38 2016 No.15931522 >>15931105 He's right though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:20:28 2016 No.15931523 >>15931522 >Two hours later I smell a samefag or an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:20:50 2016 No.15931526 >>15931234 Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:21:48 2016 No.15931529 >>15931520 >implying that was a legit yurifag It's weak bait, most the "yurifag" posts are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:23:11 2016 No.15931535 >>15931363 >Vampire really REALLY into spicy foods >Ends up chomping a confused pheonix like that one animal eating the watermelon it hates >Pheonix ends up trying to console and calm the vampire as she gets chomped on

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:23:20 2016 No.15931536 >>15931529 The fact that the jannitor is biased as fuck doesn' help >inb4 I get banned

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:23:24 2016 No.15931537 >>15931234 A swarm of mouse girls in heat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:23:29 2016 No.15931538 File: 383 KB, 669x571, Mad peach colour.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need more video game monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:25:24 2016 No.15931544 >>15931477 I like you. Keep posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:26:18 2016 No.15931549 >>15931483 So, almost everyone here? Knew it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:26:27 2016 No.15931550 >>15931523 That's odd. You should be smelling some one who just woke up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:26:30 2016 No.15931551 File: 1.12 MB, 1448x1490, Camilla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931538 Sorry friend, all i have is this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:26:43 2016 No.15931554 File: 239 KB, 926x1280, 3d7992a84107ca3610830c6784e4443b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's up with dark elves and big asses anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:27:38 2016 No.15931557 >>15931544 >>15931549 Someone's salty over these threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:28:26 2016 No.15931559 >>15931551 wouldn't be better for her to be a wyvren?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:28:50 2016 No.15931562

>>15931526

That's a good one. The idea of a Ghoul holding you down while hungrily licking your body, as she slowly moves her tongue up to your mouth and gives you the most starved kiss you can imagine, is pleasant. I fucking love Ghouls, by far my favorite undead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:29:14 2016 No.15931566 >>15931550 Only weenies reply to hours old posts to shit on someone's waifu. >>15931554 It's a winning combination.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:29:15 2016 No.15931567 File: 969 KB, 992x1403, 1452367784451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931538 Does this count?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:29:25 2016 No.15931568 >>15931554 It's a tool for making the male hard. I can say it works very well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:29:42 2016 No.15931571 >>15931559 Logically, yes, but I won't say no to a thick titty snake onee-san claiming me for herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:30:02 2016 No.15931572 >>15931554 It's just a genetic trait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:30:30 2016 No.15931574 File: 234 KB, 569x770, 1429458167251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931537 Every Mouse will get a turn!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:30:36 2016 No.15931575 File: 203 KB, 700x700, 1456986017760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931535 >like that one animal eating the watermelon it hates It's an Otter girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:31:04 2016 No.15931579 >>15931567 Dumb crab, can't even be the right monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:31:19 2016 No.15931580 >>15931554 Next you will ask why cow girls have cowtits, or why Alices are flat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:31:33 2016 No.15931581 File: 1.23 MB, 1500x1437, 1466895524586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931554 Dark elves have accepted their lewdness rather than repress it, so they are rewarded with soft, curvy bodies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:31:38 2016 No.15931582 >>15931487 >strong willed Elaborate, and ganbatte.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:31:43 2016 No.15931584 >>15931379 Little anubis with almost the exact same expression as Arekeshi's girls? I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:31:43 2016 No.15931585 File: 193 KB, 1190x1680, 1467776295239-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931571 >but I won't say no to a thick titty snake onee-san claiming me for herself. BROTHER!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:31:49 2016 No.15931586 >>15931567 I think it does, that's meant to homura from that ninja game right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:33:07 2016 No.15931592 >>15931581 >>15931554 Goddammit I just fapped too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:33:14 2016 No.15931593 >>15931554 Defense mechanism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:33:22 2016 No.15931594 >>15931581 God I just want to hug a Dark Elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:33:29 2016 No.15931595 >>15931575 You're going to finish that watermelon young lady, stop making that face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:33:52 2016 No.15931597 >>15931585 I wanna be cuddled by that after sex. I want to fall asleep in her embrace after she drains my balls dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:34:29 2016 No.15931598 >>15931575 Now I want to see a Kobold pup making faces as she eats a lime wedge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:35:17 2016 No.15931602 >>15931592 >TFw haven't fapped yet >Tfw finally lewd shit gets posted before I fap instead of the weird phenomenon where its posted after I fap About damn time

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:35:42 2016 No.15931604 >>15931594 >Non-sexual physical contact with a Dark Elf How would they react? Would they try to make it sexual? Would they just freeze up and get all flustered?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:35:44 2016 No.15931605 >>15931581 >Your Dark Elf waifu and daughter will never take turns planting their fat brown asses on your face

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:36:11 2016 No.15931607 >>15931598 Why not a look of "are you fuckiny serious" at a plate of broccoli?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:36:23 2016 No.15931610 >>15931554 To attract 'dem orc boyz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:36:30 2016 No.15931611 >>15931598 What about a Wolf with an unfazed look on her face with half a watermelon in her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:36:54 2016 No.15931612 >>15931602 Well if you're jonesing for a thick slice of elf, I could make you up in imgur dump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:37:24 2016 No.15931614 >>15931610 Anon this is like the, third or fourth time you try to get (You)s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:37:34 2016 No.15931615 >>15931604 They would return the hug with a smile on her their face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:37:38 2016 No.15931616 >>15931605 Daughterus are not for sexual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:37:59 2016 No.15931620 >>15931598 >Kobold pup eat a lime wedge >Suddenly starts jumping around like they're in a character action game on the hardest difficulty >>15931607 http://i.imgur.com/iWjUYGT.jpg >>15931611 http://i.imgur.com/Uz5EMJg.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:38:11 2016 No.15931622 >>15931612 I'm not even the guy you responded to, but I really need to see that. F-For scientific purposes of course...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:39:38 2016 No.15931628 >>15931582 Men that don't instantly crumble againts monster charms among other things I need to make notes and soon sleep on this, hopefully my writing salamander will help me when I wake up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:41:11 2016 No.15931631 >>15931597 Like you have any say in the matter anon. You're getting cuddled whether you want to or not. AND SHE WILL NEVER LET GO

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:42:07 2016 No.15931634 File: 582 KB, 1472x2604, breaks over start moving anon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931379 >>15931516

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:42:57 2016 No.15931636 >>15931634 Ah! She's bossy! But cute!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:43:15 2016 No.15931637

>>15931557
>Seeing the anti-yuri IDF out on patrol isn't genuinely humorous
The only reason you would say that is because you lack perspective.

Besides I can think of a handful of completely fine explanations for that picture.

Like a human girl who donned the armor in a moment of desperation to save her life. The spirit within awoke, and they began to bond and now they roam the land using the armor's superior capabilities to defeat and rape paladins and guardsmen, the girl within slowly but surely turning into a succubus.

I mean I'm pretty monogamous but even I wouldn't mind a night alone with a monstergirl, or even a human girl and her armor. or her cursed sword.

Woe be to my dick should I ever come across one with both living armor and a cursed sword

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:44:31 2016 No.15931640 >>15931631 That sounds like a comfy heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:44:35 2016 No.15931641 >>15931634 Her titties are a nice shape and size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:45:17 2016 No.15931643 File: 633 KB, 1280x1600, 1470582883692-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no cute cyclops boss to help "motivate" you during work I'm just going to lie down anons...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:45:23 2016 No.15931644 >>15931614 That's true though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:45:29 2016 No.15931646 >>15931637 >He keeps going

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:46:05 2016 No.15931647

>>15931637
>Like a human girl who donned the armor in a moment of desperation to save her life. The spirit within awoke, and they began to bond and now they roam the land using the armor's superior capabilities to defeat and rape paladins and guardsmen, the girl within slowly but surely turning into a succubus.
>A monster that comes to be when demonic energy dwells within lifeless armor. In the illustration, she has the form of a half-transparent female clad in armor, but that’s only how they look to their husband. In the eyes of all other humans, they don't look female at all, and instead they appear like an empty suit of armor moving around by itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:46:05 2016 No.15931648 >>15931634 Break? Moving? What are we even doing?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:46:11 2016 No.15931649

>>15931637
> humorous
So you are salty.
>The spirit within awoke, and they began to bond and now they roam the land using the armor's superior capabilities to defeat and rape paladins and guardsmen, the girl within slowly but surely turning into a succubus
They'd settle down very quickly instead slutting it up like in your fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:46:31 2016 No.15931650 >>15931644 Fuck off already

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:47:46 2016 No.15931655 >>15931648 You're working out anon! Now hurry up or your shortstack Anubis trainer's going to punish you. And not in the fun way either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:47:56 2016 No.15931658 >>15931634 I want to carry her in a harness while she motivates me to keep running in her own, bossy way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:47:59 2016 No.15931659 >>15931610 >>15931644 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:48:42 2016 No.15931662 >>15931648 You're carrying her luggage, manservant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:49:20 2016 No.15931664 >>15931396 Somebody needs to draw these lilims hanging out

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:49:46 2016 No.15931668 >>15931658 Now I'm imagining a loli Anubis helping train an anon like Yoda in ESB.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:50:45 2016 No.15931669 >>15931628 Writing salamander

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:51:23 2016 No.15931672 >>15931655 >>15931662 I'd grumble, but I'm too confused. >>15931669 What a coinky-dinky, I'm writing a Salamander too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:51:28 2016 No.15931674 >>15931649 instead of*

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:51:37 2016 No.15931677 >>15931396 >you will never challenge CRUSHER to a steel cage match God I just want to be a pro wrestler/luchador in MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:51:50 2016 No.15931678 >>15931669 Yes anon, that's what he said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:52:35 2016 No.15931681 >>15931647 Not to drag out this thing any longer, but it really is kind of amusing to see people try to "justify" yuri by forcing it a nonsensical threesome thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:52:41 2016 No.15931682 >>15931668 But when he does a somersault, her circlet falls off into the mud. Then the Anubis berates him, slapping him with her little paws until he picks it up.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:52:44 2016 No.15931683

>>15931649
>Salty
I guess, if salt is the flavor of laughter
>They'd settle down very quickly
What makes you say that? Maybe they have a salamander thing going on where they are only interested in men who can beat them.

>>15931647
That puts the nail in the coffin entirely, I forgot about that. You know, what happens to living armor when put on by human women is pretty crappy. It doesn't even sound like they get any of the fun by the time the woman has monterised.

>The woman will seek out a man as if being goaded by something, and by the time she throws off the armor to have sex, she will have completely transformed into a monster.

Like, she helps make this woman get all lewd, and is literally thrown aside the moment dick is involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:53:05 2016 No.15931684 File: 863 KB, 1000x1667, 1438982315957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931622 >>15931602 Alright, here we go: http://imgur.com/a/5MQn1 Have to say, not a fan of the new upload method on imgur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:53:47 2016 No.15931686 File: 183 KB, 700x575, 1435754345343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931677 Best of luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:53:56 2016 No.15931687 >>15931683 Seriously, nobody cares that you think you're so over this and all of that. Stop defending yuri and turning this into a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:54:30 2016 No.15931689 I FEEL THE SHOGGOTHS OVERTAKING ME IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:54:36 2016 No.15931691 >>15931683 >Like, she helps make this woman get all lewd, and is literally thrown aside the moment dick is involved. And there is literally nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:55:14 2016 No.15931694 >>15931691 Anon, do you have anything against Living Armor?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:55:35 2016 No.15931697

>>15931683
>Like, she helps make this woman get all lewd, and is literally thrown aside the moment dick is involved.

It's probably what she wanted

>Human what are you doing
>Human I am not your armor why are you putting me on you
>Human no
>Leave me, please
>Human come on you can't be doing this to me
>Go find a husband so that you won't need me anymore
>Do it
>There you have a husband, now leave me
>Thanks human

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:56:05 2016 No.15931699 >>15931684 You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:56:12 2016 No.15931700 >>15931677 >Steel cage match Guess we'll get to see anon get raped live on PPV for only $9.99 a month, Maggle!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:57:21 2016 No.15931705 >>15931668 Would she try to come off as wise and mysterious, but just end up looking all silly and cute because she's basically a little kid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:57:46 2016 No.15931706 >>15931697 So what does she do? Return to the dungeon that was originally her home or wander the land as a mysterious adventurer who always wears their armor, waiting to come across a man who can see the girl inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:57:57 2016 No.15931708 >>15931684 Time to prepare my fap hand >Have to go to work For later

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:59:36 2016 No.15931717 >>15931669 Its a mini salamander that uses a pen as a spear and wrights agressivly. She inspires writers with "DO IT!" speeches instead of the fairys reassuring cheering

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:59:48 2016 No.15931718 >>15931705 >"Empty your mind, think of nothing else but the task in front of you." >"Now stop here. I want an ice cream, purchase me one." >You do as she asks, and for the rest of the training her ice cream drips onto you as she eats it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:59:49 2016 No.15931719

>>15931628
So over a a fourth of the men in my setting then? The rest are sluts. Including the mc when it involves maids or big titties

>>15931664
How so? Like sitting at a dinner table? Attending the birthday party of their youngest sister? At the beach as a buff paladin flexes like Armstrong while surfing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 14:59:57 2016 No.15931721 >>15931700 Lewd techniques are against regulation! She can't do that if she wants to compete!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:00:05 2016 No.15931722 File: 124 KB, 600x600, 1391525635755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931684 >Kuroinu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:01:36 2016 No.15931730 >>15931722 Why do japs have to have such shit taste?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:02:32 2016 No.15931734 >>15931719 Yeah pretty much. She hates mansluts

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:03:27 2016 No.15931735 >>15931734 What a shitty Lilim

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:03:54 2016 No.15931740 >>15931735 I like her now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:04:12 2016 No.15931741 >>15931719 I vote dinner party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:04:54 2016 No.15931744 >>15931734 What if he's a slut for her in bed, but outside he's normal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:05:15 2016 No.15931746 >>15931740 Your taste is as bad as the Lilim herself then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:05:22 2016 No.15931747 >>15931735 >A monstergirl with self respect who won't touch used goods She seems pretty good to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:05:45 2016 No.15931749 >>15931717 Man everyone has an inspirational fairy, I want one too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:06:24 2016 No.15931752 >>15931741 How would a dinner party play out? Simple gossip as they eat? Two talking while the rest do their own thing? Food fight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:07:14 2016 No.15931753 >>15931721 But you see anon, this is a no-moves barred match. No disqualifications you see. But of course, if you agree to the match I can get someone to toss a chair in for you. Give you a unique opportunity to prove yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:07:21 2016 No.15931754 >>15931746 No you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:07:59 2016 No.15931755 >>15931749 Then get one at the gacha machines Be wary of the ones that have Shirohebi, you are almost guaranteed to get one even if it looked like you got a Weresheep or Mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:08:50 2016 No.15931756 File: 239 KB, 600x500, 148505543454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931717 >>15931749 I want a mini Dragon that hoards and protects all my office supplies so they aren't stolen by co-workers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:09:58 2016 No.15931758 >>15931752 Gossip as they eat. Demon princess can be civil right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:10:25 2016 No.15931760 >>15931756 >Ralph tries to take your fucking pen again >They never find his body I need something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:11:44 2016 No.15931764 >>15931760 >Taking people's pens To be honest the punishment suits the crime. Fuck people who take pens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:11:47 2016 No.15931765 >>15931744 I assume that will still dissapoint her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:11:51 2016 No.15931766 >>15931760 isnt that abit too extreme?...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:11:53 2016 No.15931768 >>15931760 They can take from the pile if they need to borrow something, but they must first please her with tribute. A cookie or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:11:57 2016 No.15931769 >>15931756 If I got a mini drag I would fall in love so that wouldn't work. >>15931755 I'm gonna roll on the wiki and see what fairy I get.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:12:49 2016 No.15931774

>>15931753
>Little Anubis throws anon a chair
>it smacks him upside the face
>he's down, but not out yet
>suddenly, the chair unfolds after being envoloped by a purple glow, followed by you being bound to it after that same funky light surrounds you
>your pants are shredded to oblivion as CRUSHER walks her way towards you, her outfit magically shifting to expose her tits and holes
>all the monsters and people start chanting" "FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!"

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:12:54 2016 No.15931775

>>15931719
>Attending the birthday party of their youngest sister?

Who is actually the youngest, for now? Victoria? I don't recall anyone being past the 22nd daughter, and I'm ruling out Mari's daughteru since you said sisters.

>Everyone in the birthday party of a 20+ year old treating her as if she was 8, while she sits there annoyed with a party hat and a party horn in her mouth

I just realized, there's bound to be some fuckery between daughter number and actual age over who is younger or older. Like daughter #30 being older in age than daughter #20 because they were made by different people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:13:15 2016 No.15931777 >>15931766 I bet you're one of those motherfuckers. I wish I could stab you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:13:43 2016 No.15931779 File: 1.01 MB, 815x1150, 1450863234529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931756 I would be happy with any pocket monster, but I could use a pocket coon to help me with my bank account.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:13:52 2016 No.15931781 Who's more yan, a kiki or a shoggoth? I wish us the ones who prefer mistresses had two rival girls centered in our fetish too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:14:20 2016 No.15931784 >>15931769 >Chimera fairy So she is multiple fairies in one? Huh, I'm more lucky then I thought.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:14:57 2016 No.15931786 >>15931774 Then she checks to see if that chair didn't do any serious damage then ask if he would rather fuck backstage or right there, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:15:02 2016 No.15931787 >>15931774 I was actually suggesting corrupting a Face anon into beating CRUSHER with a chair and turning him into a Heel. I want to be the Dario of the MGWF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:15:26 2016 No.15931788 >>15931777 Thats a specail kind of rage you got going there

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:16:25 2016 No.15931790 >>15931758 >civil >The sisters try and gossip about their days >Mari goes on about how she met someone >Everyone's now interested in hearing more, their tails wiggling in anticipation

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:16:31 2016 No.15931792 >>15931753 >But of course, if you agree to the match I can get someone to toss a chair in for you. Give you a unique opportunity to prove yourself. please, i wasn't born yesterday, she'll just use that as justification for her extreme lewd techniques!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:16:58 2016 No.15931795

>>15931764
>try to hide pens in drawers, they get taken
>behind keyboard? Taken
>monitor? Taken
>have to keep buying more pens using company budget
>company asks what I'm doing with so many pens
>explain. Company tells me that they're limiting the money our office can spend on pens now
Fuck people who take pens

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:17:59 2016 No.15931798 >>15931795 It's just a pen, you can buy another one.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:18:09 2016 No.15931800 [SPOILER]

File: 91 KB, 700x1000, 1475781489420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

How do we hunt the White Horn?

What bait can we use? What are their usual habits in the wild? Do they shed their coats?

Will they turn the Hunter into the Hunted by wearing camo /fa/shion?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:18:27 2016 No.15931801

>>15931788
I don't think you understand how serious stealing a pen is. You scour the office for that one pen that will always write clean & won't break, you go to crazy lengths to make sure it stays at your desk, just for Jim from accounting to come along and swipe it while you're on lunch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:18:44 2016 No.15931804 >>15931788 I spent my entire school like having shit stolen from me: pens, pencils, paper, fucking sharpeners and even a fucking calculator. I do not tolerate people stealing shit from me.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:18:53 2016 No.15931806

>>15931779
>Leave her to settle your accounts.
>Walks around with her little bushy tail swishing back and forth.
>Does calculations on one of those calculators that have a printer built in.
>Gets it finished in record time.
>Charges you a ridiculous sum, but tells you you can just pay her back in a series of small payments.
>The payments are kisses and tail brushings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:19:42 2016 No.15931808 >>15931804 I used to be like that too until I started stealing from others. Sometimes I even crossed some of my stuff while stealing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:20:57 2016 No.15931813 >>15931808 I wish I could slap you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:20:59 2016 No.15931814 >>15931775 Victoria is the youngest iirc. Everyone teasing her and treating her like she's still 8 on her birthday pleases me greatly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:21:35 2016 No.15931815 >>15931795 >Pen stolen from Locker >Spend half my shift putting off paperwork because no one has any extras to share >Eventually go ask someone I know from another department >same problem Pen thieves need to be shot on sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:21:41 2016 No.15931816 >>15931804 Fair enough. I do know this one girl who kept stealing shit till the stapler incident

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:22:43 2016 No.15931818 >>15931816 >stapler incident Story time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:24:01 2016 No.15931823 >>15931816 >the stapler incident I sense terrible things

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:24:27 2016 No.15931825 >>15931634 Shortstack Anubis is love. Shortstack Anubis is life. Granted I personally prefer DFC, but really, Anubis is love/life period.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:24:42 2016 No.15931827 >>15931784 It's all fun and games until she lets her snake half take over and constrict your neck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:25:45 2016 No.15931832 >>15931806 >Brushing a tiny nook's tail as she sits smiling on your desk I need this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:26:05 2016 No.15931835 File: 72 KB, 640x480, Sousuke_blush3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do every monster girl wants to get inside some male pants or did i missed something? would they fight if there is a male decrease in the population?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:26:06 2016 No.15931836 >>15931717 >youve got to finish the page anon! Try to protest, a inferno starts on her tail >DO IT, YOU KNOW YOU CAN FINISH IT, SO DO IT LIKE THE ANON I KNOW YOU ARE! >anon gets back to writing and she smiles and nods

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:27:15 2016 No.15931841 >>15931836 She must double as a cigarette lighter.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:27:16 2016 No.15931842

>>15931813
Why? I was just taking back what was mine. Hell, I remember one time my eraser had my name on it and one day it dissapeared, after some days I asked a classmate's and all he did was wipe some letters of. OneI confronted him about it he said he bought it and being the little child I was I got into a fight. Little fucker also stole a hentai pic my friend gave me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:28:09 2016 No.15931843 >>15931806 Why is the Nook so tiny? >>15931835 Are you ESL or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:28:45 2016 No.15931845 >>15931835 Delete reaction image, and rephrase that in a way that actually makes sense in English.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:29:26 2016 No.15931847 >>15931818 >>15931823 She stole one thing too much She was caught tring to take this guys work so he snapped and stapled it to her ear, if the teachers didnt get involded he would have tried to beat her with a keyboard

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:30:13 2016 No.15931849 >>15931843 Why not? We made plenty of other girls hilariously cute & tiny. And who wouldn't benefit from having a financial wizard in their pocket?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:31:16 2016 No.15931853 >>15931847 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:38:15 2016 No.15931865 >>15931849 Pocket Monmusu. Shirohebi are Geodude, and Matango are Zubat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:40:01 2016 No.15931869 Knock-Knock

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:42:53 2016 No.15931872 >>15931869 Who where?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:43:08 2016 No.15931873 >>15931869 I don't want to play this game Weird things happen

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:43:51 2016 No.15931876
File: 224 KB, 623x699, 1474002544443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Here's a little over 3k words to open up my story about Orcs invading a monastery. It opens up with some noble knights and paladins and such rather than with the orcs and monks, but I'll get there when I get there.

http://pastebin.com/gtfcixhz

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:44:42 2016 No.15931880 >>15931873 >>15931872 Monster

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:45:23 2016 No.15931882

>>15931825
You get one anubis, and a magical talisman which resembles a pocket watch. The dial is open to be rotated, and instead of hours, there's several symbols on the outer rim symbolising different body types.
Every 30 hours, the dial unlocks, and you can move it to one of the many symbols, locking in your choice by pressing the button atop the talisman. THe moment you do, your anubis will transform into a completely different body type as indicated by the chosen symbol. Be considerate about when and where you use it, because her clothes won't change with her, and depending on how often you use the magical item, it'll mean buying her so many more sets of clothes.

And just be careful, because roughly every two weeks (330 hours, to be precise), the symbols themselves will change in a completely random fashion. None of them will disappear for good, and may or may not rotate back in next week. But your anubis might be peeved if you turn her into a minigirl, and the symbol for her default size and body type vanishes for an entire week.

Also, body transformation spells, potions and substances don't work on her. Only the talisman. So don't lose or misplace it anywhere, okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:45:48 2016 No.15931883 >>15931880 I'm scared. Please stop

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:46:12 2016 No.15931884 >>15931880 WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:47:18 2016 No.15931888 >>15931883 >>15931884 Go on Anon. Ask "monster who?". Don't be scared, nothing bad is going to happen. do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:47:52 2016 No.15931890 >>15931880 Monster who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:48:18 2016 No.15931893 >>15931888 Monster who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:49:15 2016 No.15931894 >>15931888 Monster who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:49:28 2016 No.15931896 >>15931884 What? Anon are you okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:50:16 2016 No.15931898 >>15931888 Monster who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:51:54 2016 No.15931900 >>15931888 Monster who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:52:15 2016 No.15931901 >>15931888 Monster YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:54:17 2016 No.15931909 File: 386 KB, 905x1280, 1475783657772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931890 >>15931893 >>15931894 >>15931898 >>15931900 >>15931901 Monster who rapes you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:55:00 2016 No.15931912 >>15931909 No thanks, spidercow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:55:20 2016 No.15931913 >>15931909 Sometimes I get lonely and wished my waifu was there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:56:13 2016 No.15931917 >>15931909 As long as I can play with her tits whenever I want I'm ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:57:05 2016 No.15931922 File: 135 KB, 392x500, 1449747849383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931876 So what's everyone else working on, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:57:37 2016 No.15931925 How would a Holst Lich work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:58:27 2016 No.15931928 >>15931922 Writing, thinking about how to handle a drawfag event and drawing Hunty and Freak from AS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:59:01 2016 No.15931931 >>15931922 i wish art fairy would leave me alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:59:31 2016 No.15931934 >>15931925 She would be flat as a board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:59:37 2016 No.15931935 >>15931925 A lich experiments on herself by splicing herself with holst DNA. At least until she gets soft and stacked, starts lactating, gets the urge to wear cowprint, and starts making deadpan "moo"s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 15:59:48 2016 No.15931936 >>15931931 She just wants what's best for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:00:31 2016 No.15931939 >>15931922 Finishing up a shitty story for another general before I get started on writing and posting a shitty story for this place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:00:34 2016 No.15931940 >>15931935 Cowprink cloak?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:00:50 2016 No.15931941 >>15931922 I'm drawing some girls and I think I'm finally getting the hang of it. Monster girls soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:01:18 2016 No.15931942 >>15931925 The same way a Hathorite Lich would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:01:24 2016 No.15931943 >>15931941 Are you Alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:01:29 2016 No.15931944 >>15931925 She'd have to be careful when moving around to not knock stuff over, other than that and the hourly milking I'd assume it'd be the same as a normal lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:02:18 2016 No.15931948 >>15931944 So big tits and tail knocking things over in her lab?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:02:21 2016 No.15931949 >>15931943 But Alp has been drawing MGs for ages now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:03:12 2016 No.15931953 >>15931585 Yaaaaaaassss

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:04:11 2016 No.15931956 >>15931922 workin on 2 draws, ones a witch, and the others a dullahan might make a 3rd one of a hellwan mommy dressing up as cerberus with her 2 daughterus

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:04:14 2016 No.15931957 >>15931943 Please no more. I've lost count on how many times people call me Alp. No anon, I'm not him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:05:12 2016 No.15931958 >>15931948 Yup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:06:04 2016 No.15931961 >>15931957 I bet you secretly are. Stop talking like a Ninja-Turtle version of Ned Flanders if you can't handle being called Alp.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:06:14 2016 No.15931962
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>tfw no slightly chubby Ryu Christmas cake to cuddle with during the hurricane

To those on the east coast, stay safe. Your waifu wouldn't want to see you get hurt by doing something stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:06:58 2016 No.15931964 >>15931922 Trying to draw a slime girl but I'm having trouble thinking of a good pose/idea for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:07:05 2016 No.15931965 >>15931922 Trying to figure out how to write.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:07:26 2016 No.15931968 >>15931922 Oh, the usual. Working closing shifts 5 days a week and being too drained to masturbate, much less resume writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:08:03 2016 No.15931971 >>15931922 Relearning anatomy so I can draw cute monstergirls and maybe another halloween picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:08:35 2016 No.15931973 >>15931961 >Ninja-Turtle version of Ned Flanders I didn't even know that was possible, but you know what? Maybe I will become Alp and do the same thing he does. I bet everyone would love that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:09:02 2016 No.15931976 >>15931964 Comically oversized maw about to eat a cake.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:09:02 2016 No.15931977

>>15931286
>loli Hellhound
That would be a lot of fun. You'll have to wrestle her during foreplay with plenty of groping and molesting her body all over, and push her down and hold her still until she submits while fucking her raw from behind. She'll recover her smugness quickly afterwards, and next time you have to convince her to be on bottom all over again. Ear/neck nibbling, spanking and anal optional

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:09:30 2016 No.15931979 >>15931973 Cowabungadingadiddly, that'd be super!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:10:04 2016 No.15931981 >>15931961 >Ninja-Turtle version of Ned Flanders what

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:10:09 2016 No.15931982 >>15931962 Who's to say she's not to blame?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:10:15 2016 No.15931983 >>15931979 Good god, he talks like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:11:27 2016 No.15931987 >>15931983 >>15931981 Has nobody here actually read his stories? It's literally just tens of thousands of words of homoerotic shit with people who talk like that and play fictional video games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:12:01 2016 No.15931989 File: 250 KB, 1280x960, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here likes horsepussy? https://exhentai.org/s/47bd21a1e3/983389-3

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:12:40 2016 No.15931991

>>15931982

>Ryu creates a storm just bad enough for people to stay home, but not bad enough to cause any major damage
>She gets to have you for several days all to herself with no one to bother or interrupt the two of you

It was only after the fact that I thought of something like that.

Ryu are clever girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:13:23 2016 No.15931994 >>15931987 Oh, and Stinkarooney Centipederinos, by golly!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:16:20 2016 No.15932004 >>15931989 Already fapped to that earlier, I have no shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:17:08 2016 No.15932007 >>15931922 Astronomy homework and a 5E campaign.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:18:29 2016 No.15932014
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Not that anyone will care much, but on this day, exactly 2 years ago, I wrote a story about an anubis and a bunch of Lego, which basically cemented them as my favourite monstergirl, and planted in my head what would basically become my waifu.
Thinking about it, I guess that makes today my waifu's birthday.

I've been too busy to write a story about her, and I don't have any spare money to commission anything of her, though. It kind of makes me feel like crap.

Happy birthday, waifu. I didn't get you anything this year, you exist in my head, I'm writing a really cringey post about you, and the thought of you gives me more warmth and comfort than any other person who physically exists because I'm most likely a broken, dysfunctional human being.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:18:53 2016 No.15932016 >>15932007 >5e >not a homebrew Ebinebin

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:19:29 2016 No.15932017 File: 1.22 MB, 1100x1430, Akiko2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15931976 I don't really think an exaggerated jaw would work with my art style. That said, I like the idea of her eating something. I might do something with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:20:17 2016 No.15932023 >>15932014 Happy birthday Lego Anubis! Don't give up husbando!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:21:17 2016 No.15932028 >>15932014 Your waifu loves you senpai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:21:45 2016 No.15932032 >>15932016 I've run a homebrew before, it was well received but very stressful since no-one but me understood how it worked. There are multiple people in my group who understand 5e.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:22:50 2016 No.15932036 >>15932032 Git gud casual

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:23:45 2016 No.15932038 >>15932017 I can't wait to see you draw fuckhuge titties and lactation stuff.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:25:51 2016 No.15932046

>>15931958
>CowLich in lab with assistant
>Her tail and tits keep knocking everything over because she still is not used to them
>He's mainly there to clean up her messes like a janitor
>She even calls him "Sweepy"
>Knocks over a dazzling blue elixer off her shelf with her cow tail, sending it crashing onto the floor and Anon's pants
>Odd smoke rises from the puddle and Anon's pants
>His pants are torn to shreds as his mighty power pole bursts forth from its prison, pointing straight up towards the heavans
>The Lich puts away the dissected frog and ground up dragon scales she was messing with upon seeing his mighty Excalibur stand tall and brave within the darkness of her dark room
>She sighs, and then looks Anon square in the eyes with her listless gaze
>"I need a janitor, not a guy who will knock things over with his hammer," She exclaims in monotone "Seems I'll have to deal with you before you become a problem"
>Anon doesn't even have time to think before realizing the Lich kneeling before him, his Titanic engulfed by her giant, soft breasts
>Within an instant his crew of seamen already feel like going overboard!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:26:28 2016 No.15932049 >>15932038 That'll probably start happening sooner rather than later with the way the proportions I draw are going.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:26:36 2016 No.15932050 >>15931989 Any non ex link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:27:51 2016 No.15932053 >>15932049 Marvelous. I look forward to seeing your interpretation of a Hathorite Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:27:59 2016 No.15932055 >>15932050 http://g.e-hentai.org/g/983389/2234ed528c/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:28:18 2016 No.15932057 >>15932017 Oh, it's you. I like your style very much. Try and have her ready to eat something, with other foodstuff floating around in her, if you would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:29:40 2016 No.15932064 >>15932050 RRRREEEE GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:29:42 2016 No.15932065 >>15932017 Maybe you can show her smiling or licking her lips as she has her finger on a half "eaten" cake. And pieces of cake travelling up her arm and into her body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:31:43 2016 No.15932079 >>15932014 >lego anubis is 2yo now There is nothing wrong with loving your waifu, legobro. We're all a little broken. Haberday!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:32:42 2016 No.15932085

>>15932050
Delete your cookies, log into E-hentai, then go back on Exhentai.
If you want, you can delete the specific cookie which produces the sadpanda page even after logging into E-hentai before deleting cookies. It's called "happy" or "smile" or something like that.

If you can't do that after instruction, you shouldn't be trusted with a computer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:34:53 2016 No.15932092 >>15932050 >>15932085 Oh, wait, it's called "yay". Now you have literally no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:36:57 2016 No.15932098 >>15932057 >>15932065 These both seem like interesting ideas, thanks! The second one makes me think of her stealing the filling from a twinkie or something. That might be an amusing one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:40:25 2016 No.15932111 >>15932092 I can't remember my e hentai account since the crap was on my old computer.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:41:04 2016 No.15932114

>>15932098
Oh man, that'd be great. She could just stick her finger inside anything and suck out the good stuff while leaving the outside intact. Great way to play pranks, too.
Akiko could just drill a little hole into a watermelon, then stick her finger inside and absorb/digest all the flesh inside. Then whoever slices it up to eat it afterwards will be extremely confused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:41:30 2016 No.15932117 >>15932098 She must really want some cream filling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:42:33 2016 No.15932120 >>15932111 Then make a new one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:43:46 2016 No.15932122 >>15932120 Too lazy.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:48:50 2016 No.15932142

>>15932023
>>15932028
>>15932079
Thanks. It won't exactly be on time, but I am working on a thing at the moment. It will be sweet, and it will be lewd.

>>lego anubis is 2yo now
Time really does fly. So many story ideas, so little actually written, compared to what I thought I'd write.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:51:13 2016 No.15932150 >>15932142 Shit, I think even some of my crap will be almost two years old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:51:52 2016 No.15932154 >>15932142 Naruto ended two years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:54:31 2016 No.15932164 File: 2.33 MB, 1488x2105, 1475787271800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The worst thing about if Matthew hits is the power might go out and I won't be able to check on commissions. Damned jealous lonely Ryus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:55:17 2016 No.15932168 >>15932114 That'd be pretty funny actually. She'd have to fill it back up with something so that you couldn't tell by the weight though. >>15932117 Every slime needs a good cream filling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:56:51 2016 No.15932174 >>15932168 Can she split off from herself? Because she could put a miniature version of herself inside the watermelon to scare whoever tries to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:57:46 2016 No.15932178 >>15932164 Damn you stickers. Stay safe wockfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:57:59 2016 No.15932180 >>15932164 Have the uncensored version of that deliciously plump Wock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 16:58:34 2016 No.15932183 File: 213 KB, 1731x1298, Me on the left.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw there will never be a MG with Ragyo Rainbow hair I am but a simple anon, who really likes hair. Soft, almost fluffy, rainbow hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:01:22 2016 No.15932194 >>15931922 Something for halloween. So far I'm not too happy with it, but I'm working on fixing this mess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:10:25 2016 No.15932233 >>15932174 I don't see why not. Cutting into a watermelon just to find a mini slime girl would be an interesting addition to anyone's day I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:13:37 2016 No.15932245 >>15932233 Especially if she has a sign which says >"eat" me with her. Twinkies, watermelons, toothpaste tubes... there's so many things she could absorb and/or replace, and so many places she could hide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:15:42 2016 No.15932255 >>15932014 It's been two years for me too, Anon. I hope you keep going even if it means getting a little bit more fucked up in the head. Your relationship with your waifu is stronger than what most people have with a real person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:20:33 2016 No.15932265 >>15932245 You could literally eat her though

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:22:10 2016 No.15932271

>>15932245
I'd be a little disturbed if I started hearing giggling while I was brushing my teeth.

>>15932233
And I don't think she'd be so "mini" after eating the interior of an entire watermelon. It'd still be cute, though. Cutting open the watermelon and seeing a bloated slime girl flop out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:23:02 2016 No.15932272 >>15932265 Probably not advised. She's a slimegirl, she could literally just climb back out of your throat if she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:25:18 2016 No.15932279 >>15932271 Well, the implication is more that she makes a smaller copy of herself to put inside. I'm surprised I don't see more art of slimes making copies of themselves actually. Although I haven't really looked for it I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:25:18 2016 No.15932280 >>15932272 That doesn't sound too pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:25:39 2016 No.15932281 >>15931123 Well one idea I had for her was her entire body being covered in pleasure runes/runic tattoos, so outside of her hair she looks like her entire body is black, when in reality you can see her flesh like intricate cracks/lines in the runes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:26:43 2016 No.15932286 >>15932280 Exactly. Best not to eat an unwilling slimegirl. Mouth play would be pretty interesting though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:33:43 2016 No.15932307 File: 319 KB, 650x679, Witchery's afoot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15929093 The Witch was an okay movie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:38:35 2016 No.15932325 >>15932286 Having her play with your tongue must give a realy refreshing feeling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:38:53 2016 No.15932326 >>15932281 That's actually interesting, but also a bit much. She'd probably end up like Satella, who orgasms from a mere touch and almost died while being fucked due to not breathing.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:40:55 2016 No.15932335

>>15932326
Well I mean, I don't really have good ideas when it comes to Lilim to begin with. I mean fuck's sake one of the ideas was one who took more after her father than the Demon Lord and chooses her husband based on his fighting prowess as well as his prowess in the sack, preferring to corrupt human women into stuff like Hinezumi, Jinkos, Lizardmen, Salmanders, etc.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:43:46 2016 No.15932345

>>15932307
>"Miss Elf, do I have to chop all this wood?We already have enough to last all winter."

>"Ha, as if a lower creature like you could understand we Elves requirements for wood.."

>"Well do you have to watch me while I do it?"

>"Well it's to make sure you do a proper job you disgusting...sweaty...strong....ahem...lowr creature. Now continue chopping wood, and move a over a little I can't see your...just move over."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:43:47 2016 No.15932346 >>15932335 It's okay, I have shitty ideas too. Like my shortstack evil Lilim who is meant to be an atagonist in my shitty story and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:47:16 2016 No.15932354 File: 339 KB, 609x728, yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cold days are coming, make sure you and your daughterus are warm enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:47:48 2016 No.15932356 >>15932346 Nothing will compare to the Cait Sith that I spliced with a Dark Mage, making her a booby cat mage instead of furshit. Her furshit form being a troll tactic to her student.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:56:25 2016 No.15932381 >>15932356 By the divines. >>15932354 I just want it to be warm again.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 17:56:43 2016 No.15932384

>>15932255
Happy two years to you too.
I've got no intention of stopping. I can still communicate with other humans face to face, have friends, hold a job and whatever. I haven't got any physical memorabilia yet, but give it time, I'll probably cross that bridge someday soon.
>Your relationship with your waifu is stronger than what most people have with a real person.
I don't really know what to say to this. Thinking of her makes me feel warm inside right down to my core, and I want to make her feel 200 times that, by loving her in so many infinite different ways.
That's the simplest way I can put it. Otherwise, I could write essays elaborating on it all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:04:12 2016 No.15932409 >>15932384 You should test your mettle and love by living innawoods like me.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:10:30 2016 No.15932440

>>15932384
I know how you feel. I've kind of reached a point where I don't really even see myself having sex with other monsters girls than her. She is always there in my mind with that dumb, goofy smile that I love and I can't get enough of it.

I have this collection of rare rocks that my family bought for me when I was a child and some foreing coins that I got and I dedicate all of those to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:30:32 2016 No.15932520 >>15932345 This is why you can't trust Elves. But you sure as hell can still rape them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:33:59 2016 No.15932535 >>15932046 I need more of this. Would a Holst Lich produce soft serve ice cream instead of milk?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:34:25 2016 No.15932537

>>15932409
Don't see what that has to do with anything, but if it'd mean proving my love or making her physically real, then sure.

>>15932440
>I've kind of reached a point where I don't really even see myself having sex with other monsters girls than her.
Wow, that is a true waifu. Having her in your mind with her smile really is a feeling which just can't be beat.

Is she a dragon? The collection of coins and rocks makes me think that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:36:02 2016 No.15932543 >>15932440 >She is always there in my mind with that dumb, goofy smile that I love and I can't get enough of it. t. Absolute Madman

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:36:58 2016 No.15932551 >>15932535 Nope. Her milk would be cool and refreshing, leaving the one who drinks it with the sensation of some that has taken a good nap. Then again, that's applicable to all Undead.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:39:22 2016 No.15932561

>>15932537
Yep, a dragon she is. I had that collection since I was eight and my middle name is literally "Rock". It must've been fate or something because the amount of coincidences is pretty crazy.
Makes me love her even more.

>>15932543
It's so stupid. People make texts about fucking monster girls but I can't insert into them. Waifu is stuck in my mind and I don't think it's possible to get her out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:46:24 2016 No.15932583 >>15932561 It's romantic as long as you're not a psychologist. Would your dragon waifu call you "Her bedrock" because you're the foundation for all she adores, and she loves lying in bed with you?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:51:01 2016 No.15932601
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>>15932354
BITCH IT WAS OVER 80 TODAY AND IT'S GOING TO BE OVER 80 TOMORROW TOO!

GOD DAMN THIS STUPID SUMMER SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD LAST WEEK!

DEAD!
E
A
D
!

FUCK SUMMER! YAO SWIMSUIT TITTIES ARE NOT WORTH THE HEAT!

FUCK IT ALL TO HELL!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:56:28 2016 No.15932625
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How can Kikimora's even compete? They can't even form multiple arms to clean faster.

Tekeli-li!

DevilBugs are genetic failures! Failure to gain a Master, failure to clean, failure at being intelligent!

Master loves our dance and song, always he is mesmerized. Tekeli-li!

We form superior appendages, our slimy feathery tails have a superior texture compared to those of a Kiki!

Mindflayers are such inferior beings, uncapable of love, uncapable of forming appendages, uncapable of serving, only capable of wiping their mistakes away!

We form the best protection for Master, the best shields, the best watchfull eyes, the most watchfull eyes, the greatest wrath from beyond!

Kikimora's have the worst tools, their brooms are nothing compared to our thousands of tools at our disposal!

How do Beezlebubs manage to reproduce? Their disgusting stench is one we can smell a thousand yards away!

Tekeli-li!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:58:38 2016 No.15932631 >>15932625 >mesmerized More like maddened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 18:58:42 2016 No.15932632 >>15932583 She can't, I'm gonna get heart pupils and have a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:00:05 2016 No.15932639 How do you know if you are considered simply a "Blood bag" for a vampire or she genuinely likes you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:02:02 2016 No.15932646 >>15932639 She'll only start liking you when you're no longer human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:02:43 2016 No.15932650 >>15932646 wait what

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:03:41 2016 No.15932653 >>15932639 When you witness her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:04:22 2016 No.15932661 File: 137 KB, 679x959, 53042032_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932625 My life would sure be a lot better if I had a Shog around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:06:10 2016 No.15932669 >>15932639 Hurt yourself pretty badly. If she just sucks your blood and pats you in the head you are a blood bag, if she gets scared and tries to heal you she considers you a special person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:07:13 2016 No.15932673 >>15932625 i hate shoggies and i'd hire a kiki over one. i value my sanity

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:08:09 2016 No.15932677 >>15932669 >I hurt myself today... >to see if you still feel...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:14:44 2016 No.15932694 >>15932677 Can you imagine how cute she would look when crying?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:14:48 2016 No.15932695 >>15932639 Well she wouldn't give a bloodbag a lap pillow for one. Nor would she bother inviting you into her bed to keep you warm and comfy.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:15:20 2016 No.15932697

>>15932551
KC's undead and undead realms are comfy. Imagine sitting in front of a fireplace with a wight or a lich cuddled up to you on the third or so floor of an archetypical spooky mansion, with a big window next to you opening to a view of the grounds and forest (or the city streets) lit by gothic lamp posts or moonlight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:20:07 2016 No.15932711 File: 579 KB, 972x1068, Lich Momster ready for milking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932697 Damn straight they'd be, and it's a shame we have no art (be it fanart or official art) that depicts them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:25:06 2016 No.15932730 >>15932711 I imagine it's a mix of Yarnham and the undead realm in Corpse Bride.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:26:15 2016 No.15932735

>>15932632
She's gonna do it. She's going to put her claws on your chest, look into your eyes with her own, shining like slitted gemstones. And she'll make sure you're fixated on every movement of her lips as she says "You are my bedrock."
And then, as her wings wrap around you, "The ground I walk upon, and the sky I fly through are petty and inconsequential compared to your touch, and your voice."
She'll slowly, gently take you to the ground until you're lying atop a blanket of her wings, her weight upon you, and her hair cascading down like a curtain, a tunnel between your face and hers. "You are the world beneath me, and your love is the fire that gives life and warmth to my world."

Now what do you say to that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:32:05 2016 No.15932751 >>15932730 Throw in some Irithyll scenery and snow and I'd be inclined to agree with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:33:41 2016 No.15932757 >>15932751 Oh yes that's a good one as well. Christmastime there must be fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:36:14 2016 No.15932764 >>15932695 But she could make up some excuse, like wanting to have 'breakfast in bed' or that blood tastes better if the bloodbag is cuddled intensely first

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:40:29 2016 No.15932776 >>15932764 If she cares enough to make up an excuse, she clearly sees you as more than a bloodbag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:48:25 2016 No.15932799 >>15932381 >By the divines What does that even mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:49:49 2016 No.15932801 >>15932776 Or maybe it's because she doesn't want you or her servants to think she's soft! She's a diabolical evil mastermind after all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:58:01 2016 No.15932818 >>15932799 >What does that even mean By the gods >>15932801 A diabolical evil mastermind who gives a shit what her bag of blood thinks? Unlikely

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 19:59:12 2016 No.15932821 >>15932818 Good or bad context?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:02:24 2016 No.15932825 File: 2.36 MB, 3508x2480, shoggoth08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932625 I pray that one day I might be graced with a Shoggoth waifu. They truly are the bestest girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:06:08 2016 No.15932829 >>15932821 I wasn't the dude who said that but if I had to guess playing a cait sith straight would make a 10/10 girl funnily enough your splicing her to a dark mage making her a booby cat mage is closer to the original lore than furshit is

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:14:35 2016 No.15932850

>>15932711
I hope there's gothic architechture, gardens with flowers that bloom at night/moonlight, smaller streets framed from both sides by ornate iron fences, bushes of slightly bioluminescent roses and not-quite-mansions-but-still-nice houses, and some victorian L O N D O N in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:16:54 2016 No.15932854 What would demon hunters in MGE be like? Instead of killing demons would they chase them off when they cause too much mischief or try and trick little boys into signing their marriage contracts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:18:13 2016 No.15932858 >>15932850 >Undead moonflowers that glow at midnight and track the moon That would be a beautiful sight

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:22:36 2016 No.15932867 [DELETED]

>>15932854
TrumpElf rangers that exist in a half-state of exile that live outside their elfwalls but are allowed to remain in the forest for the express purpose of chasing off demons and corruption.

They fight corruption by using DE as fuel, and literally burning it out of them by forcing a metamorphosis like dragons do to turn into big demons themselves. This takes a toll on their body like an engine burning all the fuel out of itself in a single burst and while over time their elven bodies grow corrupted and sprout horns, wings, hooves and spiked tails, on the inside due to their fighting style they are actually remarkably pure, having high ammounts of SE and low ammounts of DE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:23:13 2016 No.15932868 >>15932829 Well yeah, that's what the angle I was going for was. The furshit form was just going to be used to troll them like asking sensei for a kiss and getting a face full of FURRY lips because she likes to pretend she's still a pure maiden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:23:40 2016 No.15932869 File: 335 KB, 850x760, EDF! EDF!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which group / family of evil MGs are categorically the overall best? You have Demons, Hoofed MGs, generic beasts / kitsunes, water based, Chaos, bugs, plants, ect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:25:16 2016 No.15932872 >>15932868 >She still turns into furshit O-oh...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:31:05 2016 No.15932884 >>15932872 It's more of a transformation to keep people from being lewd with her. Her base form is still a Dark Mage Titty Kitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:31:29 2016 No.15932886 >>15932869 Undead. All other girls are effete, but the undead will kill and slaughter because it doesn't matter, it's only going to bolster their forces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:32:29 2016 No.15932887 File: 3.73 MB, 2000x2800, 59015733_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15925158 It's time to avenge sensei.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:33:23 2016 No.15932889 >>15932869 Undead are pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:34:40 2016 No.15932891 >>15932887 Is she supposed to be pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:37:12 2016 No.15932896 >>15932887 Will she be surprised when she finds sensei cuddling the man she never came back from assassinating?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:38:15 2016 No.15932899 >>15932869 Undead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:42:52 2016 No.15932910 >>15932869 The Magic Material girls are really good imo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:53:01 2016 No.15932945 File: 223 KB, 720x405, SUMMER REMOVAL SERVICES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932601 It's ok, summer has been removed from the premises thanks to these 2 and their catchy music

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:54:41 2016 No.15932950 File: 237 KB, 1201x665, A_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15932869 Elemental waifus a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:56:06 2016 No.15932952 >>15932910 My nigga. Golem types too, Automaton is a top-tier design and species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 20:56:49 2016 No.15932954 >>15932950 Just fucking banish me to the elemental plane of boobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:00:19 2016 No.15932963 File: 200 KB, 279x510, Screenshot_2016-03-25-18-36-35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:01:29 2016 No.15932964 >>15932963 No. Grow your hair out, ya shitty dyke

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:04:29 2016 No.15932971 >>15932963 I don't trust that artwork for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:04:43 2016 No.15932972 >>15932950 Where's elemental plane of the Void

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:05:01 2016 No.15932973 >>15932963 I don't trust you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:05:14 2016 No.15932975 >>15932971 Well, it is from a mobile game

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:06:15 2016 No.15932977 >>15932963 Would I!

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:09:04 2016 No.15932986

>>15932697
>it's summer in the undead realm you and your Wightfu reside in
>you two sit on the third floor balcony of your mansion outside your bedroom
>you will never throw on your favorite record on the turntable and set the speed
>you will never lay down next to your soulmate as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrNkMUbykgA plays in the background
>you will never cuddle with your Wightfu and stargaze while watching over the town below

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:11:49 2016 No.15932990 >>15932975 The shekel draining gacha kind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:12:24 2016 No.15932991 >>15932990 Isn't that all of them?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:13:02 2016 No.15932993

>>15932986
It's the quiet moments like this that hurt the most.
>You'll never have a hueg castle overhanging the ocean
>You'll never sit in one of those swing-lounges cuddles up with the wightfu and watch a storm blow in off the ocean
>You'll never poke and tease her when she flinches as a sudden crack of thunder
>You'l never watch the sea ghosts grow excitable at the coming storm.
>You'l never curl up together and nap as the storm blows over, chair-swing thing gently rocking with the powerful winds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:16:53 2016 No.15933001 I want an older, lonely, and probably hefty rich monster girl to buy me at a captive auction to be her husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:20:14 2016 No.15933011 File: 271 KB, 800x902, 1433998592681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933001 300 drachma for the boyim in the green mask

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:20:41 2016 No.15933014 >>15932990 All I can imagine now is a Tanuki mobile phone developer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:21:50 2016 No.15933019 >>15933011 >e at the coming storm. >>You'l never curl up together and nap as the stor >>15933011 Oh my. I wonder what she'd have me do first. Would it be slow tail brushing or couch cuddling under a blanket.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:22:25 2016 No.15933021 File: 684 KB, 1060x1500, 1474369326670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933011 600!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:25:18 2016 No.15933028 >>15933001 >Wight with a hefty wallet and a heft bust and hefty rear Yes please

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:26:51 2016 No.15933032 >>15933021 So she'd want me to oil and rub her scales before taking me out to a fancy dinner.? >>15933028 That would be nice, although one would need to wonder what she'd make you do.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:29:06 2016 No.15933036

>>15933032
>although one would need to wonder what she'd make you do.
She'd probably just want to have you around. Pay for your comanionship and obviously pay for your body to warm her bed.

Only problem is I'd feel bad for getting such a good deal I'd try to do something extra like the cooking and the cleaning

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:29:37 2016 No.15933037 >>15933001 >you will never be purchased on the slave market as a shota by an "old" , plump heavy weapons Automaton that wants a cute boy to raise and make love to

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:29:49 2016 No.15933038 File: 1.53 MB, 1100x2082, 1428567373201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933021 Nine-hundred, as well as exclusive tail brushing rights!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:30:12 2016 No.15933039 >>15933001 >aging Yeti with graying fur buys you for top dollar >her husband died and no one wants her hugs anymore because of her age, they all want a young and busty Yeti to save them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:32:45 2016 No.15933047 >>15933036 Would you wear an apron that says kiss the cook? >>15933037 Would she have big guns? >>15933038 Oh my! Double tanukis! >>15933039 That sounds lovely. Would most definitely cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:32:54 2016 No.15933049 >>15933039 That Yeti disgusts me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:34:33 2016 No.15933051 >>15933049 I almost expect that she'd treat you more like a grandson and just cuddle you leaving you everything she owns when she passes on. Cue her single, eldest grand daughter trying to meet the man who mad her grandma happy.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:36:11 2016 No.15933057

>>15933047
>Would she have big guns?
Yes, but she wouldn't have them equipped and would have panels covering the hardpoints they'd attach to.

Oh, but you're referring to her simulacrum bits aren't you? Her breasts are I cups and her plump ass could shatter oak. On top of that, she's at least so 7ft. tall so that's a lot to grab onto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:36:34 2016 No.15933060 >>15933047 Wouldn't need an apron it'd be an implicit understanding that I'd want surprise hugs and kisses while I cook. Wouldn't put it past her to sneak in a good groping either

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:37:40 2016 No.15933062 >>15933057 at least 7ft.*

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:42:01 2016 No.15933067 File: 471 KB, 1200x804, 1472435528747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933047 Twelve-hundred drachmas as well as KNOCKING ME THE FUCK UP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:42:59 2016 No.15933069 >>15933057 Oh my, that would be great, although I wonder if those additions were made before or after she left the battlefield. >>15933060 Oh, there may be groping. while you're working.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:43:02 2016 No.15933070 File: 655 KB, 800x1100, 1466762875826-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933038 1200 drachma!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:45:07 2016 No.15933071 >>15933067 I'm not gonna lie, I'd accept that offer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:45:15 2016 No.15933072 >>15933067 >>15933070 Oh my, a tie!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:46:46 2016 No.15933075 File: 253 KB, 541x700, c0253dff776151ef017aeacb72697d1a7e738856a4f57404021574bf1af915d5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933067 >>15933070 1700!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:47:02 2016 No.15933076 >>15933072 Anon, the desert Tanuki has an edge up. Check the spoiler.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:48:24 2016 No.15933080 File: 322 KB, 600x650, YOUR MAGIC BETRAYS YOU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933075 My entire treasure hoard for the boyim.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:48:48 2016 No.15933082

>>15933069
>Cooking dinner, the smell beginning to spread throughout the place
>It calls to her. She doesn't need to eat but she cant get enough of your food.
>Soon enough you feel a pair of cold hands slip under your shirt and a a pair of lips on your neck as she gives you a little kiss, one of her hands holding you close, the other reaching down to slip into your pants and give yo ua little squeeze
>"Smells good."
>Could be referring to you, or to the food
>Cook
>Serve
>Eat
>Head outside after eating with a bottle of wine as the night begins to set in
>Cuddle up on the balcony, snuggling each other and watching the stars, drinking wine and sharing kisses
Now if only I could think of a feasible reason she would even want me in the first place

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:49:39 2016 No.15933085 >>15933076 Thats what she's requesting, not a bet. >>15933075 Go go jinko! >>15933080 O-oh my. Sindregosa-chan is in the lead

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:50:56 2016 No.15933088 >>15933049 Older Yetis in nursing homes need loving too, shuffleboard and falling asleep to rapeball games on TV gets boring

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:51:02 2016 No.15933090 >RP shit Faggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:52:24 2016 No.15933092 >>15933038 Oh lord...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:54:20 2016 No.15933097 >>15933090 Cheese it, it's the fun police, no more fun allowed here this is a super serious thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:54:49 2016 No.15933099 >>15933090 It's these faggots >>15933011 >>15933021 >>15933038 >>15933067 >>15933075 >>15933080 >inb4 that one faggot that fervently defends RP and claims that those who oppose it are anti-fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:55:20 2016 No.15933101 Words cannot possibly describe how terrifying and arousing being in a monstergirl slave auction would be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 21:58:36 2016 No.15933106 >>15933099 I was using it as an excuse to post Ojou-samas

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:00:21 2016 No.15933111 >>15933106 >image dumping Not even him but >AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:02:20 2016 No.15933115 >>15933111 I only posted two of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:03:53 2016 No.15933117 Can we get some more shoggoths in here? I'm trying to decide what my favorites are and shoggys are winning the race thus far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:03:54 2016 No.15933118 >>15933101 you being sold or monster girls being sold?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:04:43 2016 No.15933121 >>15933118 you being sold

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:05:49 2016 No.15933125 File: 131 KB, 1250x1500, 1410095912552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933117 But anon, why do you want more shoggoths, when jabberwocks are obviously best girl?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:07:15 2016 No.15933128

>>15933118
Being tied up, waiting your turn to be sold to some rich monstergirl and turned into a rapeslave for the rest of your life.
Being taken home by a tall monstergirl MILF and tied to a bed and told to wait.
And then her daughter who's your age walks into the room and either shouts at her mother for being embarrassing or shuts the door behind her and licks her lips.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:07:56 2016 No.15933131

>>15932735
Got attacked by a shitload of work and wasn't able to reply at the time, but let me tell you my answer.

I have quite a bit of cheese lines to say to her, such as "Your scales representing the night, your hair the dusk and your smile the sun itself", also if she is the sun then I'm definitely the moon, since even when I'm in the dark she manages to brighten me up. But damn, I've never thought about her saying those things to me. I wouldn't be able to demonstrate all of my feeling with just words, it would have to be with my whole body, soul and mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:07:57 2016 No.15933132 >>15933125 Because a Shoggerwock is better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:09:18 2016 No.15933134 File: 350 KB, 800x1131, 1473111210923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933117 What if A Shoggoth assimilating prospective girlfriends like The Thing and making them your maids?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:11:12 2016 No.15933141 File: 141 KB, 1727x667, 1475806272514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933134 Pretty sure Shoggoths can't do that. Either way no. Now luring them in, that's another story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:13:28 2016 No.15933147 >>15933125 I just discovered my desire for monster girls, so I'm not opposed to wicks. But from the few so far shoggoths are the best because i fucking love maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:13:38 2016 No.15933148 >>15933141 >Not wanting Thing-chan Anon why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:15:07 2016 No.15933156 >>15933148 Because killing and assimilating girls makes my boner soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:15:10 2016 No.15933157 >>15933121 >>15933128 i am pretty sure i am not breeding, much less desirable male material i would probably panic or start hyperventilating

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:15:44 2016 No.15933159 >>15933147 Well shogs are the best maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:15:55 2016 No.15933160 >>15933156 But it's just human girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:16:36 2016 No.15933164 >>15933159 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:16:57 2016 No.15933166 >>15933156 >Killing them Anon it's the same thing as a Dark Slime. You're just proactively loving their salvation into them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:17:03 2016 No.15933167 >>15933160 Oh, ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:17:22 2016 No.15933168 >>15933157 Anon, if they brought you to the auction there must be SOME crowd that would want you. >>15933160 Human girls are for corrupting, not killing. Especially paladin girls.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:19:06 2016 No.15933171

>>15933166
The Thing doesn't turn people into more Things, it makes them an extension of itself.
I'd prefer if the Shoggoth dragged human girls who intrude into the cellars, and exposed them to the manor's demonic energy core so they get corrupted into monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:19:10 2016 No.15933172 >>15933157 >i would probably panic or start hyperventilating That's why they line the collars with weresheep wool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:19:24 2016 No.15933173 >>15933157 You could have bee brought to be used as a low-end prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:20:19 2016 No.15933174 >>15933101 It would be a bloodbath. Oneesans buying otoutos, imotous buying oniichans, girls buying husbands, mothers buying their daughterus boyfriends/childhood friends. It would be chaos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:20:22 2016 No.15933175 >>15933134 Shoggoths can't assimilate shit you mong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:21:15 2016 No.15933177 >>15933132 Anything + Shogg turns into shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:21:42 2016 No.15933179 File: 279 KB, 992x1024, heck pups.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933134 I'll stick with my non-melty waifu, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:24:59 2016 No.15933185 File: 40 KB, 450x319, 1439581918715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933177 >Shit talking the best slime

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:27:34 2016 No.15933193 File: 108 KB, 752x1063, Kiki realizing the meaning of life.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a maid, oh~ i need a maid~

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:28:27 2016 No.15933196 >>15933166 I'd love more stuff with the dark slime. Melting girls into more slimes is the best. Would be perfect to combine with that haunted house idea with the quicksand floors and sucking walls, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:28:37 2016 No.15933197 File: 133 KB, 485x721, bzHU01u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933179 Hellhounds are love

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:30:15 2016 No.15933203 >>15933185 Eh. I guess they can be okay sometimes, but I would rather have something else as a maid

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:36:52 2016 No.15933221

>>15933196
>Dark Slime waifu acting as a dungeoneering trap for your EVIL WIZARDING LAIR (tm)
>Often poses as walls, or floors, able to change her elasticity to let you move over her slime or against it uninhibited
>Sometimes you wonder if they'll ever stop sending female paladins and demon hunters after you so you can go back to studying, but at the same time, you don't care
>It's always amusing watching a captive give into her body's needs and wants and melting with pleasure from your waifu's molestation
>Only to join her Dark Slime Kingdom

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:46:26 2016 No.15933241 What is the best hybrid monster girl combination?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:48:00 2016 No.15933242 >Paladin alps THE POSSIBILITIES

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:48:33 2016 No.15933243 >>15933241 Cockatrice Yeti. She wants to give you a hug without getting close.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:48:40 2016 No.15933244 >>15933241 A Holstaur and another Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:49:48 2016 No.15933248 >>15933241 Automatons developed in Dragonia.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:51:22 2016 No.15933250

>>15933221
Yes, exactly, I'd love that. An entire dungeon based around dark slime traps and obstacles, with all the transformed dark slime girls coordinating with my original DS waifu and dungeonmaster.
Dark slime pits and ceiling traps which grab girls from up high, pulling them into the darkness above until they drip back down as a new slimegirl.
Dark slimes hidden in the chests.
Darks slime cores snuck into the health potion pickups.
Room traps where the walls close in, squeezing any explorer trapped there until she realises even the walls are made of slims, and sinks into them for a double assault on both sides.
Large dark slime cubes that patrol the narrow, labyrinthine corridors and suspend all the female paladins they engulf inside, pleasuring them until they start turning gooey and transparent.

It might be just one dungeon speciality, but it'd be explored and exploited to its fullest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:51:48 2016 No.15933251 >>15933241 Jinn in a Jar and Mimic

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:53:36 2016 No.15933257 >>15933241 Dullahan Vampire that throws her sucky head at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:54:23 2016 No.15933258 >>15933241 Dark matter and matango. Lilim and nightmare. Shoggoth and sylph.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:56:53 2016 No.15933269 >>15933258 Shoggoth and Sylph? How would that even work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 22:57:01 2016 No.15933270 >>15933250 Sounds like a Queen Dark Slime at that point.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:01:11 2016 No.15933278
File: 1.99 MB, 2670x1439, __cheshire_cat_hellhound_and_manticore_monster_girl_encyclopedia__1a72b1391d0e3b4de05f45ddfebb1c10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So since monster girls are already, y'know, monsters, what do monster kids go as for Halloween?

>"And what are you kids supposed to be?"
>A young oni speaks up. "I'm mommy when she's had too much to drink!"
>And then a kobold. "I'm the dentist!"
>An anubis. "I'm a vacuum cleaner, gonna suck up your tail! Nyooooooom!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:02:19 2016 No.15933281 >>15932950 Gnome is easily KC's best.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:02:35 2016 No.15933284

>>15933241
Let's find out through trial and error.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Chose any monster girl as a base and roll as many modifiers as you want, alternating between behavioral, biological, and free choice.

>Ushi Oni
>Thunder bird (Behavior)
>Dark Slime (Biology)
>Hellhound (Biology)

This is what dreams are made of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:03:13 2016 No.15933285 >>15933278 My kid is going to be a plant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:03:37 2016 No.15933286 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, loen - assuming direct control.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933197 what a prim and proper hellhound! how long is that facade going to last?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:04:23 2016 No.15933289 >>15933278 I still want to be childhood friends with those three. It'd be so goddamn comfy you don't even know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:04:40 2016 No.15933291 File: 246 KB, 600x800, 1435968706238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dznkL7W7g

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:05:33 2016 No.15933294 >>15933281 I like gnomes, but I hate regular demonic realms, which is what ends up happening if you bang them long enough. Green demon realms are better in almost every way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:05:59 2016 No.15933295 File: 54 KB, 719x729, Ur52Vh1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933286 Shes prim and proper on the streets, but a beast in the sheets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:06:57 2016 No.15933296 >>15933242 Would hound her about why she alped until she finally admits she wanted dick all along.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:07:52 2016 No.15933302 >>15933241 Weresheep + Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:11:04 2016 No.15933309 >>15933067 What the hell? When was this done? Will it be finished?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:11:14 2016 No.15933310 >>15933278 Think, man. What would be scary towards a monster girl? A succubus might go as a bitchy human girl. A Salamander or something similar might dress as The Black Knight. An Automaton might get the parts together to imitate Robocain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:15:57 2016 No.15933319 >>15933291 Oppai kittens need to be more common. >>15933295 Take a hike /d/ick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:16:38 2016 No.15933321 >>15933302 Falling asleep with her would be the comfiest feeling in the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:19:31 2016 No.15933329 >>15933241 Kakuen + Yeti. The terrifying Sasquatch Girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:20:34 2016 No.15933330 >>15933319 >Anon posts hellhound >"Get out /d What

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:22:00 2016 No.15933334 >>15933278 Something that scares that monster. A chaste mother for the Bicorn, A lumberjack for a Dryad, snoopy Archeologists or thieves for Pharaohs, and the evil scarecrows that kidnaps bad little crows for the Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:22:22 2016 No.15933336 >>15933330 Full varsion of that pick shows its a futa

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:23:04 2016 No.15933338 >>15933284 >Chimera >Dark Angel >Khepri >Bicorn Weird, but arousing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:23:19 2016 No.15933340 >>15933330 You know what that image was cropped from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:24:47 2016 No.15933344 >>15933336 Oh christ, why would anyone ruin Hellhounds in this manner

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:25:42 2016 No.15933346 File: 239 KB, 758x800, 1463541789515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933319 >>15933330 >>15933336 >>15933340 Oh. I had no idea it was cropped from a futa pic when I saved it. Whoops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:30:02 2016 No.15933353 >>15933346 That's Anon for ya. He tirelessly goes through Monster Girl futa art so he can recognize crops and warn us. What a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:30:35 2016 No.15933357 >>15933344 Some people just want to see the world burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:31:16 2016 No.15933358 >>15933269 She can take gas form, and she can even make the air non-Euclidean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:31:51 2016 No.15933360 >>15933353 I'd bet money the full version has been shitposted here before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:33:15 2016 No.15933363 >>15933360 It has. It was drawn with that singular intent as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:33:37 2016 No.15933365 >>15933353 That image has been shitposted here more than once before, enabler.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:35:48 2016 No.15933373

>>15933270
Pretty much. I'd like it if the newly transformed girls kept their agency and individuality, outside of being a new wife and member of the dungeon, but I suppose the original dark slime would be a queen of sorts. She could at any time take control of all the slime in the dungeon, and give commands to her underling darkslimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:35:50 2016 No.15933374 >>15933353 There are just three of four futa pics of MGE girls, so it's pretty easy to recognize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:35:59 2016 No.15933375 >>15933365 >enabler. kek

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:36:00 2016 No.15933376

>>15933289
>Sleepover with your smug squad childhood friends
>All sleep together in the same bed
>Warmest cuddles ever
>When you get older, you start to hang out less
>Call them up and say you should all hang out like you used to
>A night of drinking, junk food, and video games
>By the end of the night you're having a foursome with a cheshire, hellhound, and manticore

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:36:21 2016 No.15933378 >>15933363 >implying It was made with the same intent as all futa art; so futa fags can get their rocks off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:38:43 2016 No.15933391 Only this thread could possibly shitpost about dicks that aren't even visible or implied. I'd have been happier just thinking it was any other crop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:39:31 2016 No.15933393 >>15933376 I bet the Smug Squad each have older sisters who are dire versions of their species. Always trying to keep up with their older siblings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:41:22 2016 No.15933400 >>15933376 That foursome had better end in cuddling. I'll make them all my wives, I don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:43:55 2016 No.15933410 File: 1.44 MB, 1723x607, 1428778302879.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933376 >smug monkey gets left out poor kakuen

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:44:32 2016 No.15933414 >>15933393 Wouldn't it make sense if their mothers were the dire versions? Dealing with a dire teen would probably be hell even for them, if the mothers were not dire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:45:12 2016 No.15933415 >>15933410 Kakuen is just a side character that appears in some episodes. Don't worry though, she gets an OVA for herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:45:22 2016 No.15933416 >>15933391 >>15933353 I bet the fucking alps did this.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:46:48 2016 No.15933419
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>>15933295
>parents are visitng you and your hellhound waifu
>they want to meet the girl who finally stole your heart
>more like who yanked it away and tied it up with chains and violated it
>kinda worried that hellhound waifu will be brazen and brash, like she usually is
>hellhound waifu comes downstairs all prettied up, hair neatly combed to the left with a deep violet hair clip and a small, polite smile rather than her cocky, smug grin
>you feel fairly under dressed looking at her
>parents arrive and hellhound waifu is shockingly polite with them
>paws in her lap and sitting up straight rather than being sprawled over the sofa
>she's even sitting on the side that she fucked you repeatedly on
>so far so good
>"Gee Anon, how'd you manage to land someone this perfect for you?" dad asks
>"She sorta landed on me"
>hellhound waifu gently giggles at your joke, rather than bursting out into howling laughter
>this is surreal
>evening goes on pretty well save for the one time your mom asked you if the two 'did the dance with no pants'
>hellhound waifu answers for you with a 'slow and sensual ballroom routine'
>slow and sensual your ass
>your legs were making noises they shouldn't make for weeks on end
>parents leaving, not before dad makes a quip about using a collar to show whose the 'top dog'
>close the door and hear clothes being torn
>turn to see your hellhound waifu back to normal with the messy hair, smug grin and staring you down like prey trapped in a corner
>"When I catch you, im slappin' that collar on you"

>back to parents
>"I think she's great for Anon"
>"No doubt about it, we're getting a daughter in-law"
>they both walk to their car, oblivious to the loud crashes, shouting and eventual moaning and screaming coming from your house

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:46:59 2016 No.15933420 >>15933415 I liked that episode where she learned about banana hammocks and went to the beach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:47:47 2016 No.15933423 >>15933410 I wouldn't mind letting Kakuen in. Maybe Gremlin too.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:50:56 2016 No.15933434
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>>15930326
Except its the same soul, the idea that a undead is no longer the same entity (albeit changed into a monster) as before doesn't hold up in KC's world except perhaps with skeletons.

For some proof look at the undead entry in Fallen Maiden, where a new zombie is described as:

>(Former human, younger sister who died during her first year as a soldier of the Order / zombie )

For further proof look at ghosts themselves. They are stated to be human souls (not some new being born from a human soul), but are classed as undead. Like all undead they are a new type lifeform, but the soul is still the same.

On that note one would logically conclude as well that once a human soul becomes a ghost they can't become a zombie (or if they can then they cease to be ghosts as they are pulled back into their old body).

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:01:34 2016 No.15933457
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>>15930380
I think you simply misunderstood what KC meant by “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to mamono mana.”

Note the "reborn" part rather than just saying "born." Its the same soul, the same being, just in a different type of body.

Admittedly skeletons may be an exception, at least if they can be made from parts from multiple bodies. Perhaps only the primary body gets its soul back and the other bones are just parts? Its hard to say given the skeleton profile notes that the opinions of researchers are split as to what the skeleton monsters actually are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:06:22 2016 No.15933465 >>15933457 >may be an exception >can be made from male skeletons >have no memories of previous life

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:11:27 2016 No.15933476 >>15933465 You need to read it again, they have memories of their life as men, the memories are just altered to where they believe they were women in life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:26:14 2016 No.15933518 File: 456 KB, 600x750, 1459011922963-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933419 This is why Hellhounds are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:28:08 2016 No.15933527 File: 1.30 MB, 700x1000, vaSWtEa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933419 >>15933518 I want to be the little spoon of a dire hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:29:05 2016 No.15933529 >>15933527 We all do anon. We all do...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:30:22 2016 No.15933534 >>15933419 It would be weird showing my waifu ff to m parents. What if they don't like her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:31:36 2016 No.15933537 >>15933527 Two Hounds for Christmas! Thanks Santa!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:38:19 2016 No.15933556 >>15931876 I don't know if it's really okay with paladins that there's a group of black-ops knights who even recruit MGs, but there it is, and it sure is back-firing on them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:39:49 2016 No.15933559
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>>15933527
just imagine how cozy it would be
>her big, strong arms and legs holding you close to her
>all her mofu and naturally high body temperature to keep you toasty warm, no need for blankets when her poofy tail does a much better job
>her boobs pressing into your back
>her warm breathe gently caressing the back of your neck every time she sleepily mutters your name and an 'i love you'

come with me anons we're taking a trip to Sufferingville, population: all of us

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:41:33 2016 No.15933568 >>15933559 What would scare that Hellhound in the picture like that? Lightning?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:43:06 2016 No.15933572 File: 419 KB, 1920x1080, 1470711361283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933559 I wish wolfus were real. I want a tall strong tomboy hellwan with lickable abs and spats to be my big spoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:45:47 2016 No.15933581 >>15933568 The idea of her husbando being stolen away from her by a perfect ushi oni rape machine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:46:37 2016 No.15933583 >>15933568 She just woke up from a nightmare where husbandos weren't real and every day is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:49:47 2016 No.15933592 >>15933581 ushicorehound.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:50:16 2016 No.15933595 >>15933581 Man, for some reason the idea of monster girls comparing their ability to rape in the gym locker room like teenage boys comparing dick size is incredibly amusing to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:54:08 2016 No.15933607 File: 332 KB, 1024x1300, 1431328251414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sore, can't we take a day off?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:55:02 2016 No.15933611

>>15933534
there's always the initial shock when ever you find out about something, especially if you find out that your son is dicking something that's not human.

however, you love your waifu and your waifu loves you and the two of you fit together better than a 1000 puzzle pieces all laid out correctly.
they may not like it at first but your parents will see that your waifu brings out the best in you, and you bring out the best in your waifu

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:57:24 2016 No.15933614
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>>15933607
>Minotaur Trainer towers over you and asks if you're ready for the Chest Press.
>Assume she means the workout machine.
>Instead she picks you and and presses your face into her sweaty cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:01:37 2016 No.15933624 >>15933611 Honestly, I think my parents would be fairly okay with most of the MGs after interrogating them to make sure they weren't horrible people. I doubt they could handle something like a Shog or an Ushi-Oni though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:03:58 2016 No.15933629 >>15933624 A Shog could easily infiltrate the household though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:05:51 2016 No.15933633 File: 495 KB, 721x995, tumblr_npsgonE8Sx1unm603o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933614 I want a big strong oni to lift with!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:06:53 2016 No.15933637 >>15933611 What if they wanted human children?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:07:47 2016 No.15933643 >>15933629 I don't want to play mind games with my family, anon. She's going to have to be straightforward with them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:09:34 2016 No.15933649

>>15933624
I feel like shogs would actually be one of the easier options since they can look however they want I'm sure they're good with managing psychology. It's a different story if your folks are familiar with Lovecraft, but I have to wonder how many would be. Weird looking things like arachnids, really rapey monsters and ones with reputations like succubi would probably be the hardest sales to make.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:12:03 2016 No.15933657 >>15933624 >>15933629 shogs can shapeshift >>15933637 time to disappoint my parents again

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:12:48 2016 No.15933660

>>15933583
>You'll never comfort your waifu when she thinks that any moment she'll wake up and that you'll turn out to have been a dream.
>You'll never pinch her cheeks to show her that yes, you are real.
>You'll never catch her thanking whatever higher power she believes in that the worlds merged and she got to meet you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:14:55 2016 No.15933664 >>15933660 Then she wakes up for real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:15:58 2016 No.15933668 >>15933664 Wake me up inside

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:16:14 2016 No.15933670 >>15933664 No anon, it's smiles, cuddles, and daughteru making from now on. No sad shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:17:14 2016 No.15933675 >>15933649 >Weird looking things like arachnids, really rapey monsters and ones with reputations like succubi would probably be the hardest sales to make How would one even begin to explain a loli waifu to ones parents?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:17:56 2016 No.15933678 >>15933675 S-she's actually a couple of centuries older than me...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:21:16 2016 No.15933688 >>15933675 >Mum. Dad. I'm a pedophile. eems pretty easy to explain

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:23:58 2016 No.15933694 >>15933649 >It's a different story if your folks are familiar with Lovecraft They are. Very much so. In any event, I doubt they'd be able to say no to a nice canid girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:25:39 2016 No.15933698 Thread's lookin' kinda dead. Should I post one of my old rolling games to spice things up? If so, I've got one about Ojou-samas and one about being a male pornstar. Which one should I post?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:26:54 2016 No.15933701 >>15933670 Nope. Your waifu is real but she'll never see you. Every day she goes on knowing she'll never see your smile despite it feeling like part of her heart has been ripped out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:27:15 2016 No.15933703 >>15933698 How about you just make a greentext instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:27:37 2016 No.15933705 File: 406 KB, 750x1000, 1468649272176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933624 >Kitsune waifu I don't even have to do anything. ez mode

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:27:38 2016 No.15933706 >>15933698 M A L E P O R N S T A R Please!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:28:17 2016 No.15933707 >>15933703 I need a prompt to do that and for that I need the thread to be alive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:28:40 2016 No.15933708 >>15933705 That Fox sure is confident.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:28:45 2016 No.15933709 >>15933705 Brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:29:44 2016 No.15933710 >>15933707 The thread doesn't come alive from you posting some silly rolling game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:30:04 2016 No.15933712 >>15933705 >Isn't she to old for you, Anon?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:30:22 2016 No.15933713

>>15933675
Well, there's the truth. If you want an explanation they'll actually accept you're boned though.

>>15933694
Let's ignore the siths because ew, but even a hellhound? She'd be ash gray and her eyes would occassionally catch fire, I don't see that being especially easy to accept. Werewolf (assuming there's some way to stop her from being one bite away from causing a plague) and kobold might well work though.

Would normies be weirded out by the default kobold mentality though? I think maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:31:40 2016 No.15933716 >>15933698 Ojou-samas are forever. Ojou-samas are infinite. Pornstar implies there will probably be more than one girl, which is harem-tier shit.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:33:06 2016 No.15933719

>>15933706
Alright then.
This is your moment anon. After years of eating out monstergirls in the ally behind Denny's for cash, you've been noticed by a director who wants you to star in her new Porno. Yes it's not the most dignified job, but it pays well enough to finally get you off the streets.

Roll monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
to find out who the leading lady is.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll in the three following categoreies.

Genre: 1d6
1: Fantasy
2: Sci-Fi
3: Adventure
4: "Horror"
5: Romance
6: Choose Two

Body Type: d10
1: Busty
2: Thin
3: Hourglass shaped
4: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Gym Bunny
7: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
8: Pear Shaped
9: Species Norm
10: Choose one

Fetish: 1d6
1: Paizuri (The Leading Lady has huge tits regardless of species)
2: Gangbang (Roll four extra times on the monstergirl roll for the leading lady's co-stars.)
3: Shotacon (You'll have to take a potion for this one that makes you look like a kid again. Don't worry, it's temporary.)
4: Rape (Not like the usual kind either. Aggressive rape. Tears, begging for help and plenty of cumshots with no cooldown. You get paid a little extra as compensation.)
5: Handholding Cuddlesex (You sick fuck, you'll really do anything won't you?)
6: Choose Two

What's the name of the porno and what's the synopsis anon? And what do you do with the leading lady since she seems to be interested in you? Keep in mind that if you don't provide a synopsis the whole thing will turn out to be a dream and you'll wake up chained to the bed of a jabba tier yandere Cait Sith.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:34:09 2016 No.15933723

>>15933688
I mean I'm being a bit dickish here, but how would you lolishitters actually go about explaining your deviancy?
>I'm into little girls
>I'm into the chronologically challenged
>She only looks like a little girl
Like you can't hide behind the 2d distinction anymore and I'm genuinely curious if you could find a way to make it pass to your parents.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:34:15 2016 No.15933724 >>15933710 We'll see. >>15933716 Sorry man, the other guy beat you to the punch. Next time.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:35:35 2016 No.15933727

>>15933723
> if you could find a way to make it pass to your parents
Ultimately it wouldn't matter if they didn't like it. Lots of parents don't like their child's choice of 3DPD spouse.
I have my chronologically challenged waifu and that's enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:36:12 2016 No.15933730 >>15933719 Oh you actuslly posted it! I thought for sure you were gonna oj out. Will def do this the moment I ain't phone posting! Do you keep a collection of these in a pastebin somewhere?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:36:20 2016 No.15933731

>>15933719
>Familiar
>Fantasy
>Gym Bunny
>Rape
Uhh, I don't know how we handle the Fantasy part here, maybe it's a gym in some kind of gladiator training arena. The point is that I get raped by a Gym Bunny Familiar. It'll be called
A Warrior's Bounty. I don't into synopsis, I've only had one cup of coffee so far and it isn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:37:24 2016 No.15933734 >>15933719 >spoiler Well since those things don't even exist in this thread because Furries are against the rules, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:37:54 2016 No.15933736 >>15933719 Simmer down now, multiple rolls per thread soured people on them in times past.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:38:09 2016 No.15933737 >>15933730 Nah. Stored locally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:39:20 2016 No.15933741 >>15933734 It's your punishment for if you just post what you got and don't elaborate anon. It's not supposed to be good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:39:22 2016 No.15933742 >>15933734 Or you could just not be a lazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:40:57 2016 No.15933745 >>15933741 I don't think you get the point here. No furries. Ever.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:42:55 2016 No.15933749

>>15933727
I dunno I mean I'm not big on the family I was give. I care a lot more about the family I choose, but even so, I'd hate for my waifu to play a role in that estrangement. Wouldn't want her to feel responsible or anything. Your waifu is going to know that you don't speak to your parents because of her.

That's kinda sad.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:43:40 2016 No.15933751

>>15933719
>Elf
>Fantasy/adventure
>Pear shaped
>Rape
God has smiled upon me.

I'm an adventurer who learns the location of the Elf village and decides to make them mine by raping and mind breaking their queen.
It's titled "Elf Mating Habits: A Documentary".

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:44:53 2016 No.15933754

>>15933745
Anon, I don't think you understand the concept of "punishment".
Besides, one of my greatest fantasies is punting a Cait Sith clean over the horizon before princess carrying my Hellhound waifu onto the bed and mating pressing her full of daughterus.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:48:30 2016 No.15933761

>>15933719

>Cheshire Cat
I... I finally won one of these damn things.

>romance
Okay, definitely too good to be true.

>shortstack
Why can't I be this lucky on things that can actually happen?

>choose two
give me rape and handholding

The synopsis is that an innocent young country man gets raped in the big city by a sex-starved catty cheshire, which gradually turns into a more mild, tender experience involving plenty of cuddles and puns. It will be called Corny Country Caterwauls. Fun for the whole family, rated PG.

Afterwards we return to her place and play hide the salami, and other cult-classic MG videogames

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:48:56 2016 No.15933763

>>15933749
It doesn't have to go that far. Like I said, lots of parents don't like their child's choice of spouse but will put up with it regardless because they love their kid.
Even then, the choice to dislike her rests solely on the parents so even though it might be uncomfortable at first, it would settle over time. They'd come around eventually.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:51:25 2016 No.15933771

>>15933763
You must have a lenient family. If I said with a straight face "I'm a pedo-" I wouldn't even be able to finish the word before I'm having to hold my shattered jaw together.

You realize this isn't on the level of "oh, I don't like her, she isn't good enough for my anon" right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:52:50 2016 No.15933774 >>15933719 >Large Mouse >Fantasy > (Choose one) Chubby >Paizuri A young mouse is found stealing from a cheese shop and pay back the owner with her large assets.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:53:43 2016 No.15933776

>>15933771
>You realize this isn't on the level of "oh, I don't like her, she isn't good enough for my anon" right?
Sure but this is also a world where physical manifestations of lust in the form of monsters are now real so established social dynamics aren't going to be the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:58:38 2016 No.15933786 >>15933761 Hope you enjoy your cuddly lapcat anon.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:58:42 2016 No.15933787

>>15933776
I just realized that the acceptance of pedophilia in MGE and the existence of the sabbath means that there's likely going to be an increase of pedophilia and child rape on human girls too. Not sure how I feel about that. I wonder if KC has addressed this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 01:58:53 2016 No.15933789 >>15933038 Literal whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:01:39 2016 No.15933800 >>15933789 Only boys can be whores, yah silly.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:03:59 2016 No.15933809
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>>15933719
>Apophis, Cheshire, Apsara, Dark Mage, Gremlin, species norm handholding cuddlesex gangbang adventure

Fuck it's almost perfect.

Sir Dicksalot is a fantasy adventure film with main hero Sir Anon Dicksalot and his party, Thief Cheshire, Sorceress Dark Mage, Dancer Apsara, and Eccentric Inventor Gremlin have to team up and take down leading lady, Dark Lord Apophis who is evil because her childhood friend died. After the climactic battle with Apophis it is revealed Anon was the friend Apophis though died and repents her evil ways and it ends with a big cuddly gangbang.

Each girl gets an individual scene, a few threesome/foursome scenes and the gangbang as the conclusion.

I put way too much thought into this but this is the first time I've ever gotten one where I really liked the scenario.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:04:07 2016 No.15933810

>>15933719
>Kitsune-bi
>Romance
>Hourglass Shaped
>Choose two (Handholding Cuddlesex)(Gangbang)

>Kraken
>Amazoness
>Zombie
>Mantis

A conventional monster girl romance drama, with the uncommon resolution of the central conflict of multiple monster girls pining after the same man, is to all fuck him together and share him. The decision to take the plot in this direction can be assumed to have been because of the directors own views on the subject as a Bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:08:50 2016 No.15933826 What monster girls would you most want to play a wholesome game of sex jenga with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:10:02 2016 No.15933831 >>15933295 What was the full version for that pic? Or it's the full pic?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:11:28 2016 No.15933833

>>15933724
Well whatever, I'll make it work, bro.

>>15933719
>Fallen God
Uh, I'm going to assume that doesn't count.
>Hornet
Dammit.
>Rolled 6. No action genre for some reason.
Guess Adventure/Romance would be interesting.
>Rolled 7.
I don't like the hornet but being loli makes her like 10x better.
>Rolled 3. Shotacon.
So basically this is child porn. Okay, I can work with this.

In a small hamlet by a tropical forest, one kid would discover his passion among the most unlikely of companions. Watch this heart-wrenching tale of a boy and his misunderstood friend as they set off into the world to discover more about their dreams... and each other.
"Dear Diary" - Coming this holiday season.

I mean this seems more like an actual movie synopsis than a simple porno, but eh. There probably isn't much difference in mamonoland anyway, so it all works out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:13:56 2016 No.15933838 >>15933831 It's cropped. Apparently full version is futa.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:15:48 2016 No.15933844

>>15933719
>Arachne
>Adventure
>Hourglass shaped
>Shotacon

It's the adventurers of a shota that tried to fight a Arachne and failed horribly. But it turns our she was really nice after she did the whole "shota rape" thing. They lived happily ever after .

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:19:38 2016 No.15933851 File: 361 KB, 2000x2000, 1398318732522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily life has so many set-backs for non-human bodyparts. A fella could get rich off of pandering to girls like these with designed products.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:21:07 2016 No.15933853 >>15933826 What are the rules of sex jenga?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:22:34 2016 No.15933858 >>15933853 rule number one: You don't talk about sex jenga

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:23:47 2016 No.15933863 >>15933858 I would even say: you don't sex about talk jenga!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:27:15 2016 No.15933872 Automaton Big O

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:28:22 2016 No.15933877 >>15933872 >Automaton Big V FTFY.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:29:25 2016 No.15933879 >>15933853 The same as regular Jenga. Monster girls just like to put 'sex' in the name of things, and the blocks all have art of people fucking on them. Helps with marketing it to a generation that has sex on the brain all the time.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:32:05 2016 No.15933889

>>15933879
No, this isn't lewd enough; we need magic. What if the male feels it when he inserts a log between two others and the female feels it when a log is inserted? Whoever knocks the tower over cums so hard they're completely unable to resist the whims of the winner.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:32:48 2016 No.15933891

>>15931876
So the idea I had for this story is that these paladins are taking a holy relic, the earthly remains of a saint, to a place of refuge, a monastery. What they don't know is that the body inside the casket is actually a Lich, who is manipulating them into escorting her there so she can use the old pagan burial grounds beneath the monastery to build an army.
What SHE doesn't know is that there's a band of jolly old P'Orcs planning to raid the monastery for boys and homebrewed booze, which complicates the situation a lot.
So the poor monks will be caught between horny Orcs, an army of the undead that hasn't gotten laid in centuries, and some paladins who don't know what they're doing because their leadership has been eliminated.
I was just hoping someone could like, tell me if this sounds like an interesting idea or not. Probably should've asked before I started writing it, but didn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:33:30 2016 No.15933893 File: 18 KB, 400x299, dorothy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933872 you will never be the negotiator

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:34:55 2016 No.15933896 >>15933851 They would be expensive, of course you would get rich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:35:13 2016 No.15933898 >>15933838 Really? I don't remember that pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:35:16 2016 No.15933899 >>15933877 Even better. I can also imagine the gothic aesthetic of Megadeuses world work well on Automatons stationed in Undead Kingdoms.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:35:46 2016 No.15933901
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>>15933719
>sci-fi
>gym bunny
>paizuri
>Chimaera

its gonna be called 'Boobytrap'
>anon is a space faring bounty hunter
>suddenly distress beacon thats not too far away
>fly to the location of the beacon
>its a trap
>huge alien spacecraft thats shaped like a fleshlight tractor beams anon's ship inside
>cut to the main bridge where a chimaera dressed up to look like an alien awaits anon
>chimaera makes a very animated speech about requiring a servant, that makes her tits jiggle without spilling out of her super skimpy outfit, all the while her personalities switch constantly
>"I'll never join you, crazy alien lady!"
>anon gets paizuri'd until he's frothing at the mouth
>anon joined the party

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:37:42 2016 No.15933905 >>15933901 >huge alien spacecraft thats shaped like a fleshlight tractor beams anon's ship inside my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:40:38 2016 No.15933912 >>15933901 Not bad anon. What are you going to do with the leading lady during the wrap party?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:41:03 2016 No.15933913 >>15933901 >huge alien spacecraft thats shaped like a fleshlight tractor beams anon's ship inside 10/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:43:40 2016 No.15933920 File: 875 KB, 800x870, 1426535587424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to post this every thread until you like it! Sahuagins are bland and flat, whatever the hell this thing is, it's the new hotness!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:47:41 2016 No.15933934 >>15933920 Please don't do the thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:50:22 2016 No.15933939 >>15933934 I won't if you tell me what she is.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:52:50 2016 No.15933944
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>>15933912
tell her i was actually foaming at the mouth
and hopefully get her details so we can work together again
and maybe convince the director to make a sequel
Boobytrap 2: Electric Boogaloo
which features the Chimaera's 2nd in Command, a Raiju

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 02:57:27 2016 No.15933952 >>15933131 It's okay. She's your waifu, and she'll know exactly how infinitely deep your feelings for her stretch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:12:29 2016 No.15933984 File: 307 KB, 500x800, 1398945891419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But what DO you do when her fetish is something silly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:17:03 2016 No.15933994 >>15933984 Indulge her if it's possible, at least every once in a while. Silly is fine, it's gross, painful and "weird" where problems start. Hopefully she'd do the same for you so long as she could stomach it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:24:30 2016 No.15934008 >>15933984 Put on the pig costume like a god damn man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:25:24 2016 No.15934010 >>15933984 My fetishes are probably sillier and more weird, if she'll accept a few of mine I'll accept any of hers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:39:23 2016 No.15934033 >>15933719 >Hourglass Chesire Cat >Fantasy + Romance >Rape I guess "Cat-ai" would work. A boy falls in love with a mamono. Unable to confess, the cat gives up, cuts him short and just pounces on him.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:39:35 2016 No.15934035

>>15933984
If it;s just silly and not directly at odds with me, I indulge the shit out of her.

>Battle Wight has a fetish for being fucked in her armor and has a fetish for roleplaying me as a squire who is there to look after her in battle in more ways than one

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:43:39 2016 No.15934042 File: 286 KB, 626x584, MHGen-Nargacuga_Render_001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15933920 That thing is this thing. Too bad I already have a favourite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:45:51 2016 No.15934047 File: 297 KB, 1280x800, 1411979326994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15934042 Some kind of hairy Wyvern?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:46:12 2016 No.15934049 >>15933984 As long as it isn't inside my wiener, her tentacles can go wherever she wants. Even my nos

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:47:16 2016 No.15934051 >>15934049 That sounds like a recipe for some bleeding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:47:27 2016 No.15934052 File: 561 KB, 1200x873, 58781677_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a monstergirl or just weird shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:47:50 2016 No.15934053 >>15934049 you've got a tentacle girl that likes sticking her appendages in your drink? That's kinky, but why not just make you suck on them directly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:48:19 2016 No.15934056 >>15934052 I would consider her a Monster Girl, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:48:47 2016 No.15934058 >>15934052 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MQTlrTzb8M

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:50:58 2016 No.15934067 >>15934051 There are worse places to bleed from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:51:21 2016 No.15934069 New grill when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:52:54 2016 No.15934071 >>15934069 Le grille? What the HELL is that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 03:58:02 2016 No.15934083 >>15934069 When the dragon allows me to upgrade her kitchen

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:04:01 2016 No.15934093 >>15934052 Is that the crispy clicker artist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:15:00 2016 No.15934115 File: 64 KB, 416x608, Tea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy London morning people! sun is up, tea is drunk and its time to get into the monster funk

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:15:22 2016 No.15934116 File: 1.60 MB, 1240x1754, 1475828122195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New stuff.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:16:48 2016 No.15934121
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>>15934115
I'm thinking of buying Planet Hulk to prepare my body for the new movie next year. How's that for a blogpost? Eh? Eh?
>>15934116
Mmm, yes. Time to warm up that gold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:17:22 2016 No.15934123 >>15934116 Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:19:10 2016 No.15934126 >>15934115 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:25:43 2016 No.15934134 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, mad hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Morning Beast. You writing today or chilling? Also do you have any colour edits of the mad hatter? Having a red mad hatter with white hair would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:32:51 2016 No.15934150 >>15932164 Noice Uncen when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:39:41 2016 No.15934169 >>15934052 TEKELI-LI! More chaos gods when? I want to see Yig the serpent as a great winged lamia with many daughterus And azathoth as a dumb sleepy wyrm surrounded by shoggoths playing instruments to keep her ass asleep

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:40:53 2016 No.15934172 >>15934169 I like that last one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:42:32 2016 No.15934183 >>15934052 Girl with a transformation fetish. You're the wizard casting random mutations on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:50:51 2016 No.15934208 >>15934169 >Wyrm Nah Azathoth needs to be a shog flayer hybrid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFov17mmDk8&list=PL5VliVCpaC7mf8K57-C9ZPEaJptb37zi_&index=13

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 04:56:21 2016 No.15934226

>>15933719
Hakutaku
>Fantasy
>Choose One - Busty
>Rape

What's the name of the Porno?
>Teacher Punishes Her Student

What's the synopsis?
>Biology class
>Current topic is human anatomy
>Student gets caught texting in class and not paying attention
>Teacher asks student to stay after class for detention
>Teacher "teaches" student about the reproductive process by violently raping him until she's impregnated

And what do you do with the leading lady since she seems to be interested in you?
>I'm not into Hakutakus, so I wouldn't be interested in going any further with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:14:51 2016 No.15934260 >>15934208 Honestly I'm open to opinions on her 'template' monster girl. I just picked the first thing that came to mind going off of "limited intelligence" "physically overpowering" and "sleepy"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:15:11 2016 No.15934261 >>15934134 hopefully writing. And no, I have no edits

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:20:11 2016 No.15934273

>>15934208
>>15934260
And then I found someone did art of Azathoth as a monster girl complete with instrument playing lesser creatures already. Except it's western art and has a shitty DA watermark so I won't waste the image limit on it.

http:// img13.deviantart.net/df49/i/2015/113/5/f/azathoth_by_spongelex-d5oczoz.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:28:17 2016 No.15934285 >>15934273 Damn, wock really let herself loose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:29:16 2016 No.15934290 >>15934273 Not bad, though I have no idea what' going on with those legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:40:46 2016 No.15934308 >>15933241 Manticore and a Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:55:04 2016 No.15934325 >>15933241 Ushi-Oni and Hobgoblin, shortstack rape spiders would be pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:00:35 2016 No.15934337 >>15934325 Shortstacks are olev. Would gladly marry a small group of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:14:03 2016 No.15934359 >>15934325 You know they make loli Ushi Onis already, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:17:24 2016 No.15934364 File: 918 KB, 1000x1173, 1464806542979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15934359 Not with huge breasts they don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:32:02 2016 No.15934376 >>15934364 I have the sudden urge to be approached by the child of a rapetrain species that just wants to play. Like playing fetch with a trio of hellpups using a frisbee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:42:12 2016 No.15934384 >>15934376 What about playing hide and seek with cheshire kittens who promise not to go invisible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:44:16 2016 No.15934390 >>15934384 Well, I'd go in not expecting to win anyways. I mean, they didn't say anything about teleporting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:45:26 2016 No.15934395 File: 513 KB, 771x1100, New golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember the stronger you get in magic the more golems you can have in your controll

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:48:19 2016 No.15934399 >>15934390 I dunno, they're still young so their teleporting may be off, resulting in them hanging off tree branches, falling into bushes, and may a dip in the fountain or two.;

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:49:19 2016 No.15934402 >>15934399 Well, that just sounds adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:50:24 2016 No.15934404 Is it just me or have we been faster these last two threads We're not even on page 10 and we're at almost 2200 and image limit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:50:34 2016 No.15934405 >>15934402 Oh if you like hearing little "kyaaaaa's as they land in things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:51:59 2016 No.15934411 >>15934405 Oh don't you know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:52:43 2016 No.15934412 >>15934411 Well, just don't be surprised when you find them and they start pouting at their loss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:54:15 2016 No.15934417 >>15934412 I'm sure headpats will fix it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:57:53 2016 No.15934428 File: 174 KB, 394x600, Cursed sword.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still would like to see the complete form

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:03:35 2016 No.15934440 >>15934417 Well , I'm certain your're going to end up with a bunch of purring cheshire kittens in your lap

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:06:39 2016 No.15934448 >>15934440 The best of rewards. Until their older family members come by to tease or flirt, maybe even suggesting to the kittens they'd see more of me if they helped her get together with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:08:57 2016 No.15934454 >>15934448 Oh my, a bunch of little cheshire kittens trying to get you together with their sister? Sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:09:08 2016 No.15934455 >>15934364 I fucking love Ushi-Onis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:10:10 2016 No.15934459 File: 709 KB, 713x1000, Dragon knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what it would be like to fight along side her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:11:57 2016 No.15934464 >>15934459 Whats with here eyes? also does she clip her helmet on around her horns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:12:47 2016 No.15934467 >>15934464 Probably. Horns seem pretty inconvenient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:15:32 2016 No.15934475 >>15934464 either that or the funniest game of getting the helmet through the horn holes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:16:34 2016 No.15934481 >>15934464 Must be hard using things like armor and most clothes for dragon. Maybe they should all get naked instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:18:42 2016 No.15934490 >>15934481 Nah, i like the armour, makes them stand out as a upstanding warrior

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:19:03 2016 No.15934492 >>15934459 I wonder what it would be to fight AGAINST her. Would she perform aerial attacks on me?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:19:15 2016 No.15934493

>>15934455
I wanna offer myself to my cute virgin ushi oni on her birthday, and to see the moment she discovers the earth-shattering pleasure of nonstop hardcore fucking, and her own never waning libido, all while showering her with loving and romantic words and touching.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:19:37 2016 No.15934498

>>15934395
List of shit I have to pay for this month.

S.H. Figuarts Darkraider Bike.
MG Heavyarms Kai EW Ver.
MGE-1 English Edition.

I wonder what the other remade girls will be in it? Harpy seems obvious. Hopefully Black Harpy too. Lamia would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:21:07 2016 No.15934505 >>15934116 Really like the tits and even though I'm more of a long hair guy that short sex hair fits her.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:21:25 2016 No.15934507
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>>15933241
alright, i am trying to imagine how a vampire+jabberwock would be like and it doesnt look pretty for me

>Not only she wants your blood,she also wants your semen badly in a daily basis
>her extra mouths now got fangs
>Horny levels cranked up to eleven

i dont think i will survive all that draining

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:23:08 2016 No.15934516 >>15933241 Puzzle and dragnos made me want a golem and ignis together

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:29:19 2016 No.15934535
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>>15934455
And Ushi-Onis love fucking.

I don't know where I went wrong in life to want nothing more than to be dominated by giant rape train spider girl. Even an Ushi would probably question me for submitting so easily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:41:50 2016 No.15934564 >>15934535 Well, for me their most attractive feature is their fluffy cow ears, I just wanna touch them at least once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:41:57 2016 No.15934565 >>15934535 You know what she would question? Herself for loving you even when your're supposed to be just a toy. Ushis are best spider.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:45:52 2016 No.15934573 >>15934404 I don't see anything out of the ordinary, stop paying attention to silly things. >>15934428 Complete?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:47:44 2016 No.15934576

>>15934564
>she's raping you
>you reach up and she gets excited thinking you're going to touch her breasts
>you move past them and start playing with her ears
Would she be amused or disappointed?
>>15934565
That's the best part, her slowly going dere over time while still keeping her dominant aspects.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:48:28 2016 No.15934579 >>15934573 The armour isn't fully formed around the woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:49:24 2016 No.15934582 >>15934579 England please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:51:21 2016 No.15934588 >>15934576 Probably disappointed and very confused.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:55:22 2016 No.15934593 >>15934582 Why does it matter if I'm English?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:56:21 2016 No.15934595 >>15934593 You and your ou's. I bet you spell it Colour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:59:01 2016 No.15934603 >>15934595 I do actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 07:59:32 2016 No.15934604 >>15934603 Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:04:23 2016 No.15934613 >>15934604 Shouldn't you be spelling it "Oh, Yo", Clap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:05:55 2016 No.15934615 >>15934595 what around with Brithglish

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:06:48 2016 No.15934617 >>15934613 You sure you aren't an Aussie? >>15934615 Just funny spelling is all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:08:23 2016 No.15934623 >>15934617 >funny spelling ...but it isn't, it's the Americans who have 'funny spelling' since they came after. I'm not even an English speaker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:08:57 2016 No.15934626 >>15934617 I'm not the original guy, but yes I am

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:09:50 2016 No.15934627 >>15934626 I thought so. Only an Aussie would be so quick with a jab.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:14:20 2016 No.15934635 >>15934627 Oi that's racial profiling mate. I don't appreciate that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:17:28 2016 No.15934646 >>15934635 Well, I'm sure you'll forget all about it when one of your local spiders busts through a wall to try and eat you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:20:31 2016 No.15934648 >>15934646 >doesn't have spidey tits Racial profiling is not okay but shaming people for being ugly is

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:21:58 2016 No.15934650 >>15934635 All i know in terms of racail profiling for that place is that the ashes rivalry

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:23:19 2016 No.15934653 >>15934648 Not my fault that your country would be filled entirely with dire monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:24:18 2016 No.15934656 >>15934653 What is a dire will of the wisp like

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:26:09 2016 No.15934661

>>15934646
Nah, I recently invested in some drop bears to keep my roof safe and to clear out the surrounding trees of spiders. Ontop of being voracious eaters, drop bears are indiscriminate eaters. Then they aren't looking to drop down and maul a face, they eat the tips of branches, keeping them nice and trim and making sure that there isn't too much dry leaf buildup in the gutters, because that's a real bushfire hazard.

On the ground front I had to install some hoopsnakes. They roll around my house in concentric circles, flattening anything that approaches.

You'd think they'd pose a health hazard to me personaly, but I have a tamed pet triantiwontigongolope. She acts as an effective guard against the drop bears and the hoop snakes.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:32:51 2016 No.15934675

>>15933787
You mean men raping human girls due to pedophilia acceptance? Unlikely in my view, as the only places accepting of child-like girls having sex would be mamono realms and monster friendly states. In which case the following applies:

1. Mamono realms: There are no human girls to rape as they have all become various types of monster girl.
2. Monster friendly states: Men with tastes that go for young girls would rapidly be targeted by Sabbath or just random loli monsters and get addicted to/claimed by them, becoming incubi eventually. Recall that there is not a single case apparently of a incubus raping a human girl, and even before that a man who has had sex with a monster will pretty inevitably not be satisfied by a human.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:33:37 2016 No.15934679

I want to turn the tables on a haughty Vampire using garlic so I can fuck her and whisper in her ear that I'm going to make her the mother of a dirty half breed, only to have her orgasm right then, revealing that she secretly gets off on the idea of a lowly human forcing her to bear his child against her will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:34:47 2016 No.15934687 >>15934656 She'd probably have an extensive cage that wraps around her like armor...along with more flames and bigger muscles. >>15934661 Such a silly land.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:35:53 2016 No.15934690 >>15934675 >Recall that there is not a single case apparently of a incubus raping a human girl I rolled my eye so hard I broke the optic nerve and now I'm blind. Thnks KC

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:38:51 2016 No.15934694 >>15934679 >Haughty vampire with a fetish for being raped/impregnated. That sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:40:03 2016 No.15934698 >>15934364 He best be careful, removing the seal on a young ushi oni could result in a even wilder reaction than on a older one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:41:10 2016 No.15934701 >>15934694 >>15934679 >Filling her womb to the top with your seed so she feels warm inside >She begs for more hng

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:42:35 2016 No.15934707 >>15934701 >She doesn't make you stop until she's cumflated and laying chest down on the floor, ass still in the air and her hole leaking seed.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:48:43 2016 No.15934721

>>15934690
Well the reasoning is fairly sound:
1. Incubi as a whole naturally lust for monsters, as being ideal mates for them is why the transofrmation occurs to begin with.
2. Married incubi have even more focused lust, resulting in a lot of fidelity to their wives (though other monsters can potentially still force themselves on him).
3. A human cannot satisfy the lust of an incubus, so having sex with them to relieve lust is pointless.
4. Given they focus so much on love and pleasure, raping someone for other reasons (revenge, humiliation) would be unlikely to even occur to them.

Course it would be more realistic to say something like "it is likely only the most desperate incubus would attempt to force himself on a human, no cases of this happening have been confirmed."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:50:22 2016 No.15934725 >>15934721 >3. A human cannot satisfy the lust of an incubus, so having sex with them to relieve lust is pointless. More like they'd get pumped a few times then thrown away like garbage

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:54:14 2016 No.15934739 >>15934725 Again, what would be the point? He'd get no real pleasure out of it, just frustration. And throwing people away like garbage would likely be against the monster-like values that incubi have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:55:05 2016 No.15934741 >>15934739 KC really made the perfect mary sues

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 08:57:44 2016 No.15934746

>>15934721
So lets assume that an incubus can never be an asshole. Your second point assumes that every pedophile is caught by the sabbath, and that none hold predatory inclinations that urges them to not go after the monster kids throwing themselves at him, but after the forbidden fruit so to speak. Like a sadist, or some one who simply is ignorant of the differences between a human child and a monster child. You have to realize that asides from, y'know, the horns and wings, the differences between the two aren't overly apparent when you have cosplay tier races like elf and witch.

Raping an Alice is just like raping a little girl only she has wings and a tail. Unless the sabbath deliberately perpetuates the idea that human girls are off limits (and as if they would) I can easily see lines being crossed either through malicious intent or lack of education.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:09:31 2016 No.15934788
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>>15934746
Monsters don't give a shit. As far as they are concerned, old enough to breed is old enough. Monster loving nations would feel the same. So it would be neither a crime nor a problem in those areas as defined by their own laws.

These are creatures that transform and brainwash whole nations against their will and rape as their favored form of courtship. And you're worried about the temporary side effects on human girls in some stupid country that's inevitably being completely corrupted into monster town anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:11:02 2016 No.15934792 File: 145 KB, 640x905, just no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to not base your living dolls on real people

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:12:24 2016 No.15934798 >>15934721 Can I ask for where number 3 is sourced from?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:16:51 2016 No.15934813

>>15934788
>old enough to breed is old enough
Which considering the mental and sexual maturity of a human is around the 14-16 mark depending on the individual.

I'd like to see my concern addressed, yes. I feel like it would shed a deeper light on the setting as a whole. Are sabbath callous and uncaring, self-erving cunts, or do they spare consideration to the lasting damage that can be done when a pedophile get his hands on a human girl rather than a monster girl.

I mean Kc's mgs don't hate human women or anything. I'm pretty sure it's stated that they love human girls just as much as they love men, it's just that love takes the form of wanting to turn them into monsters and sharing the good book of dick with them.

So I doubt they are fond of deep psychological trauma and scarring. How the organisation reacts could either solidify their place in the trash or put them in a kinder light for me, personally.

And I like pushing the limits of the hugbox. After all, the brighter the light, the darker the shadow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:19:39 2016 No.15934819 If incubi are demonic energy dispensers, wouldnt it make sense to say that have sex with humans corrupts them into succubi?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:19:41 2016 No.15934820

>>15934813
It's actually more of nobody fucking caring because morals and values aren't actually immutable.
Lasting damage? Psychological trauma? Doesn't exist if you turn into a succubus, that's what you live for anyway.
>I like pushing the limits of the hugbox
You're failing. Horribly.
I'm not even him and I see precisely no issues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:20:50 2016 No.15934825 >>15934707 >Then she begs you to plug her with any kind of vibrator to nothing spills out

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:21:28 2016 No.15934830 >>15934813 You're assuming that all or many pedophiles are predators/sadists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:22:01 2016 No.15934832 >>15934825 That seems lewd. Wonder if she's simply prim and proper in public.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:22:14 2016 No.15934834

>>15934813
The sabbath have a war on tits and keep sexy monstergirls from ever growing up. They're already trash.

>mental maturity
Like I said, they don't care about that. Even the physical can be bumped down tremendously by mamanobama bullshit like blowjob bananas and prisoner fruit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:22:24 2016 No.15934836 File: 236 KB, 600x428, something drawn by kc that isn't monster girl related.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I NEEDUH MONSTAH TA CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:23:32 2016 No.15934841

>>15934813
>Which considering the mental and sexual maturity of a human is around the 14-16 mark depending on the individual.
Here's the thing, a 13 year old riding someone's dick isn't going to cause 'lasting damage' or 'trauma'. What it will do is affect her personality, but that's expected since it's a major event in her life. What might cause trauma of course is just flat out rape but incubi seem to never do this to begin with.
You're also assuming that pedophilia = predators which is retarded in a land with entire hordes of lolis thirsting for dick.

>mental maturity
Nobody gives a shit. You could argue that it doesn't even hold that much water in real life beyond getting tricked into a relationship or getting into something a lot bigger than you signed up for because you're a kid and are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:25:04 2016 No.15934849 >>15934836 >filename neat, now delete it before the police arrive

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:26:00 2016 No.15934852 >>15934849 Fuck the police.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:26:13 2016 No.15934853

>>15934819
This is outright stated in WG1. Basically it explains that an incubus would never rape a human woman because she couldn't satisfy him. But if he did fuck one then she would monsterize.

So if one could think with something other than his dick for ten seconds then he would trade a shitty round 1 for a really good round 2 with the newly made succubus. But they are stated never to desire or rape human women, ever. It's part of the incubization process and what it does to your mind, like automatically think all monsters are awesome even if the guy hated them on a Goblin Slayer level beforehand.

Thanks mamanobama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:28:51 2016 No.15934864 Alright /jp/ create the Ultimate Hero that can defeatthe Demon Lord plus her traitor hero husband and the Chief God knows how many Lilim and stop the monsters once and for all.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:30:12 2016 No.15934872

>>15934830
>>15934841
No, I'm assuming that some are. Don't go bending my words to suit yourself.
>Here's the thing, a 13 year old
Dude, don't monsters start 'em as young as like, 8? I mean a dwarf just looks like a pointy eared toddler
>You could argue that it doesn't even hold that much water in real life
You could, but you'd be wrong.

>>15934820
>Lasting damage? Psychological trauma? Doesn't exist if you turn into a succubus
What, it's a guarantee? Like pop a dick in a kid and they grow wings? That's actually far scarier to consider.

>>15934834
>Like I said, they don't care about that. Even the physical can be bumped down tremendously by mamanobama bullshit like blowjob bananas and prisoner fruit.
I'm talking about human girls here, anon. Human girls aren't the same as monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:30:26 2016 No.15934874 >>15934864 Any edgelord really

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:31:08 2016 No.15934877 >>15934853 what about if he had a wife or a crush, he a sex demon now, there's more ways to have sex then rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:32:06 2016 No.15934880 >>15934872 >I'm talking about human girls here, anon. Human girls aren't the same as monstergirls. And they are corrupted by those foods without complete monsterization initially.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:32:15 2016 No.15934882

>>15934872
>What, it's a guarantee? Like pop a dick in a kid and they grow wings? That's actually far scarier to consider.
Yeah it is actually.

>You could, but you'd be wrong.
Nope, I wouldn't be. Don't equate change to damage; the only damage done is when it happens in specific ways or because the girl has no fucking idea what this actually entails.

Also see >>15934853.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:33:25 2016 No.15934888
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>>15934874
So this guy? Also here's a thought; what about a hero who straps a bitch to him and fucks her on his quest the entire time? That way he technically won't be immune to demonic energy but it won't affect him in a way that will impede his progress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:33:43 2016 No.15934889 >>15934872 Let me get this straight. Your initial claim was that acceptance of loli MGs will lead to endangering human lolis, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:34:53 2016 No.15934892 >>15934888 No, he's not an edgelord. He's just really kind of practical and obsessed with this one type of monster who are legit kind of fucking asswipes anyway. I'm talking like, Kage Summit Sasuke edgy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:35:32 2016 No.15934894 >>15934877 Then he finds a new monstergirl bride, who might take pity on the old one and monsterize her for bigamy end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:35:38 2016 No.15934895 >>15934872 Consider that if they want to rape a loli they could just get an Alice.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:35:43 2016 No.15934897

>>15934882
>go around raping children because not only does no one care, they only monsterize anyway and grow to like it
Uh, thanks KC I guess.
>because the girl has no fucking idea what this actually entails.
So all prepubescent girls.

>>15934889
If I remember correctly, I claimed that it was possible that the acceptance and normalizing of pedophilia would have an effect on human girls, yea, who don't have the same mamono mana dick taking capabilities as monster children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:36:09 2016 No.15934900 >>15934877 >Story about unmarried incubus turning a human girl into his succubus wife when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:36:34 2016 No.15934904 >>15934888 He's a murderhobo, not an edgelord.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:37:24 2016 No.15934906

>>15934897
>So all prepubescent girls.
Well with a dick in them they'll change to know and probably not care.

>If I remember correctly, I claimed that it was possible that the acceptance and normalizing of pedophilia would have an effect on human girls, yea, who don't have the same mamono mana dick taking capabilities as monster children.
Pedophilia doesn't entail the same shit on the two sides of the coin. More importantly it's canonical that incubi have minds warped to not give a shit about human females.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:37:24 2016 No.15934907 >>15934904 He is neither. He's an autistic pest exterminator.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:37:24 2016 No.15934908 >>15934894 Sounds a bit too NTR for me

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:38:11 2016 No.15934910

>>15933719
>Busty Hellhound romance
>Rape/cuddlesex

The title would be The cold flame.
It's a Hellhound that raped me so hard I got mindbroken and half dead. She kept using me over and over again until not even mamono mana got me hard, and no matter how much she called I wouldn't move. She takes me to a hospital where I recover physically but not mentally.
After I get out she tries to say sorry, but I freeze up and start to shake.
The Hellhound, feeling responsible for that, decides to light the fire in my sould again using her own fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:38:28 2016 No.15934913 >>15934907 Well you have to admit they're hella pests I wanna be their captive

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:39:35 2016 No.15934916 >>15934897 So, you take a world which has some predators, add perfectly willing loli MGs, and somehow end up with MORE forced assaults? That makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:40:09 2016 No.15934917 >>15934892 so a paladin with holy powers that get periodic bullshit upgrades, that would kill the DL family and then go on to kill the chief god while ranting about his brother steve

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:40:37 2016 No.15934921

>>15934908
Not really. KC does that stuff all the time for harems. Remember if you're happily married even to a monster that if another monster decides she really likes you, then your wife has to shove over and make room for the new addition.

Humans always get the short end of the stick in KC land.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:41:39 2016 No.15934924 >>15934917 FUCK STEVE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:42:00 2016 No.15934926 File: 173 KB, 800x500, Sea Bishop Paladin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to smite the forces of darkness with my lovable paladin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:42:14 2016 No.15934927 >>15934921 >tfw human village girl and see your childhood friend taken from you by monsters because boys are all sluts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:42:33 2016 No.15934930 >>15934921 I really think that "wife has ro accept the other monster" thing. Like, do you seriously think a dragon would let someone use her most precious treasure?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:42:53 2016 No.15934931 >>15934921 isn't everyone fucked up on DE so they wont care?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:43:21 2016 No.15934933

>>15934916
Not him but we're talking about a magical realm where all monsters are sexy demi-humans that what to fuck every man there is. And Mamanomana exist as a main thing.

There aren't a whole lot of things that make sense in MGE if you actually think about it too hard. You just have to suspend your disbelief

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:43:50 2016 No.15934934 >>15934926 Wait a second if monsters turned into monster girls, then what the fuck are these things? Blonsters?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:44:16 2016 No.15934935 >>15934931 Yep. I think that makes it scarier honestly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:44:24 2016 No.15934937 >>15934930 See >>15934931

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:45:10 2016 No.15934939

>>15934906
Yes but if human peasant-kun isn't educated as to the dangers of raping little girls, and he as a human living in a monster friendly city sees incubi fucking children on a daily basis. Uneducated peasant-san may simply conclude that the little girl down the road works the same way, as there's literally no social taboo stopping him. He isn't even aware it's the wrong thing to do.

That's the kind of scenario I can see happening because it does happen in severely undereducated thrid world countries even without monsters and mamono mana

You're right, I can't see why an incubus would fuck a human child if that kind of motivation is literally hardcoded out of their brain in the incubization process.

>>15934916
I'm not arguing for MORE. I'm only wondering if the erosion of the taboo would lead to some, due to a lack of education and moral fiber.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:46:29 2016 No.15934945 >>15934934 MGE has stuff called Demon Beasts which are somehow the new regular monsters since all the previous regular monsters became monstergirls. Why don't they also turn into sexy women? Where did they come from? We don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:47:44 2016 No.15934949 >>15934945 Monster is a monster, hellspawn. they must be purged Hellhounds get a hard bop on the head

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:47:52 2016 No.15934950

>>15934939
In that case there's quite literally nothing wrong with it as nobody sees anything wrong with it and it's accepted in-world.
Also I highly fucking doubt it works that way, since it's obvious to literally everyone that an Alice and Alice-down-the-road are not the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:48:05 2016 No.15934951 >>15934945 What are birds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:48:18 2016 No.15934952 >>15934945 >MGE has stuff called Demon Beasts which are somehow the new regular monsters Wait, what? Where is this from? I have never heard of it before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:48:25 2016 No.15934953 >>15934937 Damn you, brainwashing. Oh well, it doesn't really matter though since she wouldn't let other girls get too close.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:49:26 2016 No.15934957

Incubus corruption isn't instant right?

If thats the case, one could say that a man with a human spouse could cet the change rolling and corrupt his wife to turn at the same rate.

It just feels like the idea of a man ignoring human women like that is some ive read in one of those depressing korean webcomics

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:49:32 2016 No.15934958 >>15934945 I think the logic was that they aren't necessarily monsters, just beasts that inhabit demon realms and not to mention they were apparently always around. Still it confuses me, why is a Grizzly considered a monster but a Boar isn't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:52:29 2016 No.15934968 Hi I'm KC and I really hate niggers. That's why they don't exist in my setting so stop asking filthy gaijin pigs.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:53:27 2016 No.15934970

>>15934957
>Incubus corruption isn't instant right?
Depends on the monster girl involved in it, Jinkos can corrupt a man in a single night because their mating is so fierce.

Then there's ones who specialize in corrupting their man though other means like Khepri but for your average monster girl it can take a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:53:47 2016 No.15934972 >>15934968 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:54:17 2016 No.15934975 >>15934957 >depressing korean webcomics what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:54:51 2016 No.15934977 >>15934972 But seriously though where are the black people?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:55:01 2016 No.15934978

>>15934950
You're forgetting all the cosplay tier races that could easily pass off for simple human girls. If every MG loli has horns and wings i'd see your point but they come in all flavors.

And in terms of behavior, an Alice is just the same. Alices don't act enticing or seductive they are just literally little girls who reek of an innocence to strong it makes pedohpiles want to defile it. They don't initiate, they don't do anything other than get raped unless taught by a succubus to do lewd things.

You know, at least at first. Dick an alice enough and she goes down the typical monster rout

>In that case there's quite literally nothing wrong with it
I wonder how often the Order use the sabbath in their propaganda. If I lived in an order state, telling me that they rape little girls would make me move a lot quicker than telling me that they still eat people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:57:46 2016 No.15934989 MGE in a nutshell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a85Xdmk_WIA

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:57:58 2016 No.15934991 >>15934977 Most desert girl MGs are black/chocolate/whatever >mfw I resisted a kauen joke I have become weak

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 09:59:29 2016 No.15935000 >>15934991 inb4 HOL UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:00:27 2016 No.15935006 >>15934991 Brown ins't black.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:00:42 2016 No.15935009 >>15934832 of course vampires must appear elegant and proper in public, but once you are home with her she becomes a wreck of a blushing vamp begging for more

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:00:49 2016 No.15935011

>>15934977
In KC's Not!Central Africa. Since that's not a main realm then you don't see them. Also, because that area in real life doesn't have a lot of globally famous monster myths, I wouldn't ever count on it.

>>15934991
Those are brown based on arabs and North Africans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:01:00 2016 No.15935012 >>15935006 Whtever. Close enough. Hellhound then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:02:47 2016 No.15935017 >>15935009 Oh my. You gotta wonder how she'd react to tying herself up for you only to have the zombie maid walk in on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:02:49 2016 No.15935018 >>15935012 Well they are technically black in the literal sense, but I mean they are not of the black race.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:05:01 2016 No.15935022 >>15935018 Dude who cares? Maybe if you have some not-shitty myths you should go ahead and submit them to KC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:05:36 2016 No.15935024 >>15935018 Hellhounds are gray, not black.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:06:42 2016 No.15935029 Do we have and stories with black people?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:06:51 2016 No.15935031 >>15935022 I'm not black though I was just asking for curiosity's sake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:08:02 2016 No.15935033 >>15935031 Well i mean you don't have to be black to be african. My point still stands. Does africa even have anything cool?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:09:04 2016 No.15935039 >>15935033 Deep-chocolate witch doctor girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:10:03 2016 No.15935041 >>15935029 I think beast's recent one had a demon who was a Black woman in human form. though I think she was described as "Dark skinned" Other then that I and remember just read a pharaoh story or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:10:20 2016 No.15935042 Whenever you feel comfortable, just take it easy and relax. >>15935002

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:10:46 2016 No.15935044 >What's a "black person" husband? How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:11:18 2016 No.15935046 >>15935042 For fucks sake

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:11:40 2016 No.15935049 >>15935044 ME!

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:11:59 2016 No.15935050

>>15935039
>Black flavored witch
Eeeh. Not really much alone. Also I think I agree with that other anon. For you to get african girls KC would need to add an entire geographical region. Or tack them onto the desert girls.

>>15935044
A person who is black

>>15935042
Don't expect much traffic untill this thread drops off. Naturally. Of its own accord. After reaching page 10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:12:51 2016 No.15935053 >>15935044 A member of the negroid phenotype of the human race. Can't get any simpler than the straight scientific definition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:13:02 2016 No.15935054 >>15935050 >Or tack them onto the desert girls So... Nubians?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:13:33 2016 No.15935057 >>15935050 Of course, whenever you feel comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:13:38 2016 No.15935059 >>15935044 An individual who's contemporary ancestors originated from a more equatorial point of the globe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:13:50 2016 No.15935060 >>15935050 It's already on page 10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:13:53 2016 No.15935062 >>15935050 >Don't expect much traffic untill this thread drops off. Naturally. Of its own accord. After reaching page 10. This. And also hopefully after 2500 posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:14:05 2016 No.15935063 >>15935044 Put Lethal Weapon on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:16:55 2016 No.15935076 >>15935033 A elehant/snake hybrid that like gems

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:17:13 2016 No.15935078 >Image limit reached Well guess it's time to move over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:17:45 2016 No.15935079 >>15935062 >2500 posts. I know you like em big, anon, but please.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:19:10 2016 No.15935081

>>15935054
Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter does it? Egyptians enslaved dudes from all over africa, right? Feasibly you could have any number of ebony monster girl.

>>15935076
That would look terrible. Elephants aren't sexy.

>>15935079
It's only 200 posts away. Perfectly attainable.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:19:44 2016 No.15935083

>>15935079
Last thread was that long, and normal used to be 3000 posts before all the current nonsense. We'd regularly go 500 posts after image limit. Thread should be good for about another four or five hours as it is. That's less than 50 posts an hour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:21:13 2016 No.15935085 >>15935044 "It's like a black monster, but without the monster parts."

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:24:12 2016 No.15935094

/pol/ memes aside, African mythology is both little known, and what is known is pretty bland. I mean the only thing I can even remember is the spider trickster guy? Native Amrrican myth is better then it, and thats fairly bland.

It doesn't help that african myth has to compete with egyptian myth which is better known and cooler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:25:18 2016 No.15935100 >>15935033 I remember reading something about a nightmarish, tyrannical witch-queen of Axum once, though I'll be damned if I remember actual details. Gimme a bit, I'mma dig through wikipedia.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:28:43 2016 No.15935112

>>15935094
The real issue is you need a powerful empire to generate epic myths and have them stick in the public consciousness. Most of Central Africa has been stone age level small tribes until very recently in their history. Same with the USA Natives.

You compare that to a proper empire like the Aztecs or the Egyptians and can see what they lack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:29:24 2016 No.15935114 >>15935033 Catoblepas. Can't go wrong with another bovine

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:29:37 2016 No.15935115

>>15935094
This is the main problem with tribal mythology. Aboriginal mythology suffers the same. Yeah surethey have "interesting" creation myths but if you never actually have a civilization you never get a developed mythology with tonnes of monsters and gods and shit and priests who spend their entire lives making shit up and teaching it to the masses. All you get are the skeletal germs of an idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:32:30 2016 No.15935125 >>15935114 Dude it needs to be actually african. This is a donutsteel out of a roman nerd's bestiary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:32:31 2016 No.15935126 >>15934746 >Raping an Alice is just like raping a little girl only she has wings and a tail. Except that she wants it and the pleasure is greater (given she is a monster girl her body innately is more pleasurable than a human girl's).

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:34:29 2016 No.15935134 >>15935126 >Except that she wants it As a monster yes. But on the surface, it's no different. It's up to the man to attack and violate her, KC's words not mine. She doesn't entice or encourage along the way nor does she initiate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:34:35 2016 No.15935135 >>15935126 I thought the whole point of Alice was that she doesn't want it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:34:57 2016 No.15935138 >>15935126 It's still just a little girl you filthy lolicon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:38:17 2016 No.15935152 >>15935135 No, she specifically tries to seduce you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:40:24 2016 No.15935159 >>15935152 No she specifically DOESN'T Do anything to seduce you at all other than exude an aura of innocence that makes child molesters like you want to go at it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:43:20 2016 No.15935172

>>15934930
KC addressed how jealous monsters girls deal with harems in one of the Q and A things. Someone asked about what happens if a shirohebi and bicorn love the same man, which got this answer:

>Seems like it'll get very rough for some time. w For the husbands body that is. They'll end up getting along in some way or another, but seems like the harem will get rather busy, since the Shirohebi will try to steal a march on the other members and get into an assertive position where she gets the most sex. Hang in there husband!

Basically monsters value love more than they do keeping a man to themselves, hence they will accept another wife if she genuinely loves him. However, the degree of acceptance varies, and there are politics/hierarchy involved in the harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:45:11 2016 No.15935178 >>15935172 Way to ruin Shirohebi, KC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:47:52 2016 No.15935186 >>15935044 A myth

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:48:14 2016 No.15935187 >>15935172 >Yandere >Would accept a harem That's just stupid. What's the point of having a yandere girl if you turn around and say that she would be okay with sharing her husband with other girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:49:37 2016 No.15935192 >>15935187 Cock horse can infect other girls with her cuckoldry. Soon you'll have a huge and powerful dragon letting a flock of black harpies fuck her man because they also "love" him.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:50:00 2016 No.15935195

>>15934958
The grizzly race were always monsters, they simply happen to be named after animals. Basically the difference between a mamono realm beast and a monster is that one is a monstrous animal while the other is a monster (a distinct form of life in the MGE setting, created separately from animals and humans).

From World Guide 2:

>In mamono realms, not only are there mamono realm plants, there are also animals unique to mamono realms that have been twisted by receiving the overflowing mamono mana, “mamono realm beasts”. Animals raised in an environment overflowing with abundant mamono mana are distinct in that they have different forms than the animals of the human realms, their reproductive fertility is far greater, and many of them grow to extremely enormous sizes. Many of them have a sinister appearance, but they're absolutely not monsters, but “animals”.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:50:55 2016 No.15935198

>>15934945
>Why don't they also turn into sexy women? Where did they come from? We don't know.
They're random animals that received a substantial buff from spending too much time around DE and exist to satisfy KC's love of Monster Hunter.
>>15934952
World Guide 2.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:51:02 2016 No.15935199

>>15935172
What would happen if you ignore the other girl that invaded your relationship with your waifu though? Let's say I'm married to a hellhound and a wurm makes me her husband too, however I only give belly rubs and lots of consensual sex for the purpose of reproduction with the dog. I don't think she would get the hint and drop off, so would she just be happy with threesomes where she gets 1/5th of the action?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:52:31 2016 No.15935207 >>15935199 She'd have to be. If I was ever in that situation and making the interloper dissappear wasn't an option, I'd make her life a living hell untill she fucked off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:58:47 2016 No.15935222 >>15935207 I would feel a little bad for her now that I think about it, but hey, it's not my fault she decided to invade my relationship.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 10:59:09 2016 No.15935224

>>15935199
The wurm would force herself on you is what would happen. Once a monster has fallen in love with someone she can't simply fall out of it.

Though we are told on rare occasions monsters who have had their husband die can come to love another man, but he must be very earnest and sincere in his love. Perhaps the same could happen if a monster is trying to get a man who doesn't want her, namely one who does could convince her to love him instead if he was genuine enough.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:01:13 2016 No.15935231

>>15935222
It's just, you finally get your perfect waifu, you love her, she is 11/10 everything is perfect you're already planning your wedding, right. And some random cunt tries to barge her way in. By Kc's rules my wife would roll over, but I would actively hate this cunt with a burning passion. Literally what in the MGE verse is stopping me from just murdering her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:03:11 2016 No.15935237 >>15935172 >Yanderes accepting harem Nah fuck you, this will be one of the few times I'll use headcanon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:06:44 2016 No.15935247 >>15935231 >Literally what in the MGE verse is stopping me from just murdering her? Again >>15934931 Welcome to MGE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:08:21 2016 No.15935253 >>15935187 What if she wants others to know your love, and captures women for you to ravage and add to your harem as she reigns as head wife?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:11:15 2016 No.15935260 >>15935253 Then she's a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:11:40 2016 No.15935262 >>15935253 I'm okay with that. It just seams like it goes against the whole "yandere" part of a yandere girl. Had it been another girl I wouldn't have such a big problem with it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:14:00 2016 No.15935267

>>15935253
>yan shibohebi captures a kobold for you
>holds the terrified pup down by the arms and invites you to come closer
>"come on now don't be scared, you'll feel much better once you accept his love ufufu~"
>at this point the kobold starts screaming
>fast forward and she's been broken in and is now happy with the situation due to mge magic
>shirohebi leans in and whispers in her ear
>"now remember, I'm in charge around here, we don't want any accidents to happen now do we?"
>the fear instantly returns

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:14:08 2016 No.15935268 >>15935260 It's not that if all of them are married and agree to it, which no longer makes it cheating. I wish using that fucking meme word was as bannable here as in a few other boards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:15:15 2016 No.15935271 >>15935268 Fine. "Open Relationship"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:15:34 2016 No.15935273 >>15935267 Shirohebi will soon face her greatest challenge yet: A Wurm who knows no fear outside of spiders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:16:29 2016 No.15935274 >>15935271 Open implies that they can fuck complete and total strangers instead of the married group and nobody else unless they are added in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:17:42 2016 No.15935277 What do monster girls think of super heroes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:19:22 2016 No.15935280 >>15935273 That's when she invites a perma loli spider to the harem to keep the wurm in check.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:19:23 2016 No.15935281 >>15935267 Do you feel in charge?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:19:25 2016 No.15935282 >>15935271 I know a guy that considered himself to be in an "open relationship", he no longer has a wife or his Wii U

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:19:42 2016 No.15935285 >>15935253 I would call her retarded and set her straight with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:20:37 2016 No.15935287 >>15935277 Little ones love them. Albino Lamia loves that Paladin who saves the day with laser vision.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:21:38 2016 No.15935288 >>15933363 >less >drawing futa for any other reason than to piss the thread off

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:22:16 2016 No.15935292 >>15935271 >Open relationship Retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:23:22 2016 No.15935296 >>15935253 >yanderes >letting other women touch you >ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:24:13 2016 No.15935297 >>15935292 Isn't that a term for a relationship for when one partnership is getting all the action from other people and their partner isn't getting any at all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:26:32 2016 No.15935310 >>15935297 No, open relationship is where both partners can see other people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:26:39 2016 No.15935311 >>15935268 I wish your shit meme taste was bannable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:27:41 2016 No.15935315 >>15935253 then she's a fucking failure of a woman and an an insult to yandere

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:27:45 2016 No.15935316 When did tumblr came here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:28:18 2016 No.15935319 What monster girl can satisfy my belly stuffing fetish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:30:37 2016 No.15935325 >>15935319 What if you go back to /d/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:32:07 2016 No.15935330 >>15935325 Sorry not everyone is a boring vanillafag like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:32:29 2016 No.15935333 I would like to build a tree house and live with a kakuen

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:33:46 2016 No.15935337 I think corruption and monstergirl TF is the most /d id go

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:34:54 2016 No.15935343

>>15935267
>yan shibohebi captures a kobold for you
>holds the terrified pup down by the arms and invites you to come closer
>"come on now don't be scared, you'll feel much better once you accept his love ufufu~"
>at this point the kobold starts screaming
>fast forward and she's been broken in and is now happy with the situation due to mge magic

I'm... I'm not okay with this...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:35:10 2016 No.15935344 >>15933891 It sure sounds interesting. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:36:43 2016 No.15935354 >>15935330 >Not wanting /d/ shit = vanilla Whatever you say, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:36:59 2016 No.15935356 >>15935159 They're more dangerous than you give them credit for. >but their bodies emit a subtle charm magic. Men who spend a lot of time around them end up assaulting them, offering up spirit energy through sexual intercourse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:37:09 2016 No.15935358 >>15935343 >Approach the Kobold >Headpat her and reassure her nothing wrong will happen >Let her go >Proceed to angryfuck the hell out of the Shirohebi until she behaves It's not that hard, all you have to do is be assertive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:39:03 2016 No.15935365 >>15935354 >porn series built around fetishes isn't allowed to have fetish shit that doesn't appeal to me Shut the fuck up faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:39:42 2016 No.15935366 >>15933633 I want to woo a CC Oni with Ms. Bashy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:40:04 2016 No.15935370 >>15935358 >this fucking thread >being assertive Unlikely, not impossible, but unlikely

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:40:23 2016 No.15935372

>>15935356
That happens on a purely subconscious level. She isn't "actively trying" to seduce you.

>The little girl was so cute and innocent, she didn't even know what sex was! She's trying to seduce me I tell ya!

>>15935365
That kind of logic isn't very popular round here, friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:40:37 2016 No.15935374 >>15935365 Next you will say it's okay to post futa too because it may happen in the setting. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:42:01 2016 No.15935377 >>15935370 You sound upset for some reason. >>15935365 Hello newfriend, lurk more before acting like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:42:24 2016 No.15935380 >>15935358 What if she hate fucks back? Will Kobold join in and help you get the upper hand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:43:30 2016 No.15935385 >>15935377 More annoyed, but lets leave it like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:43:55 2016 No.15935388 >>15935380 Well, you are the one angry at her, why would she hatefuck you back if she's not angry? if anything she would be pleased you are satisfying youself with her body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:44:30 2016 No.15935393 >This abomination of a yandere REEEEE, school days end for all you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:45:55 2016 No.15935397 >>15935374 There's a difference between asking about something fetish related and actually posting fetish shit friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:46:25 2016 No.15935399 >>15934116 >Barb does best D&D Dragon variant BARB YES.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:47:37 2016 No.15935405 >>15935388 It's a fight for dominance, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:48:52 2016 No.15935409 >>15935393 School days is canonically happy harem though. He even impregnated his gf's mother and aunt as I remember

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:49:26 2016 No.15935414 >>15935409 Never played it, I just watched the anime for best ending.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:50:04 2016 No.15935417 >>15935405 Yan doesn't really equal to dom though, it's just that she loves you so much her mind started to melt, if you assert yourself on her chances are she will not resist unless she's into that "love me or die" stage of yandere love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:50:17 2016 No.15935420 >>15935409 School days is shit, so is the MC

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:50:26 2016 No.15935423 >>15935358 >saying no to a yandere's idea That sounds like a bad time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:51:38 2016 No.15935428 >>15935423 What's she going to do? Cuck herself with another random MG?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:52:37 2016 No.15935433 >Ruining yanderes When you think threadcanon can't be more shit...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:53:33 2016 No.15935437 >>15935044 A boogeyman created to scare little monsters into behaving, lest they have to raise their daughters alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:54:25 2016 No.15935446 >>15935433 This isn't yandere. I don't know what it is, but any of the suggestions here would be met with a bloodbath. But whatever it is, I know I hate it.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:55:28 2016 No.15935448

>>15935433
>thread canon
More like actual canon. Shirohebi was never an actual yandere to start with, just possessive.

This is what happens when people are too retarded to read official material and get upset when it contradicts thread canon down the road.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:55:45 2016 No.15935450 >>15935437 >Momsters telling their daughters stories of men that leave their partners after impregnating them so they behave Isn't that a bit cruel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:56:31 2016 No.15935452 >>15935393 >Waifu knows how shitty and stupid harems are with mamono mana and that she'll be forced to accept a filthy whore >She chains you up so no other girl gets the chance to fall in love with you There, it's all good now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:56:49 2016 No.15935453 >>15935448 At least i can satisfy my cock worshiping fetish with them.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:57:41 2016 No.15935457

>>15935448
>With the crushing weight of love and pleasure, she thoroughly instills her husband with the notion that she herself is the best female for him, and that he doesn’t need any other woman but her. The sex on this occasion gives the man pleasure and ecstasy incomparable to anything he could ever experience normally. It makes him become dependent on her as a prisoner of her body.

And even after that, the flames never completely disappear. They continue to smolder within the man. She is the “water” he must soak in, and he ends up being unable to calm down without having his whole body wrapped in hers, continuously mating.

This entire chain of shitposts is anathema to her character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:58:07 2016 No.15935459 >>15935450 That's just fun parenting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:59:02 2016 No.15935463 >>15935448 >Shirohebi was never an actual yandere to start with Ayy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:59:20 2016 No.15935467 >>15935450 No more cruel than adding on that they'll make sure to disappear in the night as dark as their skin, making them impossible to track.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 11:59:20 2016 No.15935468 >>15935453 But will a whole village of sibgle Shirohebi erect a stone monument of your dick in the middle of town? Will they take turns raping the only man in miles: IE YOU?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:05:47 2016 No.15935492 >>15935457 You do know KC contradicts himself more than a US Politician with his settings and side material, right? Plus the added chance the interviewed hebi was just coincidentally yandere and made it seem like all were.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:06:34 2016 No.15935496

>>15935372
>That happens on a purely subconscious level. She isn't "actively trying" to seduce you.
That doesn't matter when the end result is still the same. She's emitting a "fuck me"-aura that will slowly build up and make you lose control of your faculties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:08:07 2016 No.15935502 >>15935448 >>15935492 You're retarded. The whole point of the Shirohebi is being a fucking yandere. Pretty much all lamias are possessive by nature. You're already doing mental gimnastics to justify your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:08:34 2016 No.15935505 how about a black Jamaican succubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:08:46 2016 No.15935506 Guys harems are only there for people who want them. You wouldn't be forced into one. I mean this is basic KC one oh one. There wouldn't be any anthony burch """open relationships""" in mge and monogamy is still the main thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:08:56 2016 No.15935507 Yandere kesaram pasaran

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:09:02 2016 No.15935508 >>15935496 Seduction is a deliberate act. To seduce is a verb. >>15935492 Cuckhorse is the containment for people like you, don't ruin other girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:10:03 2016 No.15935510 >>15935457 That bit you quoted has nothing to do with actually being a yandere, if anything it just backs up what I said about them being possessive lovers. The whole "dependant on her body" part is just the scholar's overblown way of writing as usual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:10:06 2016 No.15935511 >>15935506 >You wouldn't be forced into one. If you were right, it wouldn't trigger a shitstorm every time it was brought up

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:10:27 2016 No.15935512 >>15935505 I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:11:02 2016 No.15935519 >>15935506 They don't seem to even remember that before causing a fight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:11:54 2016 No.15935523 >>15935506 It wouldn't be 4chan if you didn't broadcast your hate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:12:16 2016 No.15935525 >>15935505 >black No

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:12:45 2016 No.15935529

>>15935510
>The whole "dependant on her body" part is just the scholar's overblown way of writing as usual.
Ah, yeah sure. When it's in the profile it's just the scholar's hyperbole.

Nevermind how you literally cannot be satisfied by anything other than snakepussy as that point, and trying to set up a harem is retardedly redundant, it's all just hyperbole.

Go douse yourself in gasoline and play with some fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:12:51 2016 No.15935530 >>15935508 Her being a cuck would imply she's cheating, which isn't the case as pointed out earlier. Learn the definitions of words instead of parroting them like an 8 year old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:12:55 2016 No.15935531 >>15935457 >Expecting people to not try to rationalize their shit taste I mean, we still have that furposter don't we.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:13:26 2016 No.15935534 >>15935525 Brown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:13:57 2016 No.15935537 >>15935530 >Irony thy name is anon No, her being a cuck would imply YOU are sleeping with another woman. Learn the definitions of words instead of parroting them like an 8 year old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:13:59 2016 No.15935538 >>15935529 KC's word > in universe unreliable author's word An actual yandere would go way further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:14:43 2016 No.15935539 >>15935534 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:15:47 2016 No.15935543 >>15935237 Except making the shirohebi a yandere is pretty much headcannon already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:16:29 2016 No.15935548 >>15935505 As long as I dont need to learn patwa to understand her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:16:58 2016 No.15935550 >>15935537 Other women who are now your wives in a harem, which does not make it cheating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:18:13 2016 No.15935554 >>15935550 That's why it's cuckolding instead of cheating, genius.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:19:30 2016 No.15935561 >>15935554 Cheating IS cuckolding, you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:20:14 2016 No.15935564 >>15935554 >harems are cuckolding I want this meme to die.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:21:59 2016 No.15935572

>>15935561
>>15935564
Cheating is cuckolding, yes. But cuckolding is not necessarily cheating. For instance you could be perfectly aware that your woman is fucking other men. You could be sitting there wanking pitifully while another man DOES fuck your woman. You're okay with it, she's okay with it, the other man is okay with it, it's not cheating.

But you're still a fucking cuck. Same thing, flip the genders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:22:11 2016 No.15935573 >>15935564 Only way for it to die is for the idiots forcing it to be euthanized. Which will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:23:47 2016 No.15935578 >>15935572 Cuckolding by definition is cheating on the spouse and often making them raise the kid. By. The. Fucking. Definition. Go back to school, you clearly didn't learn anything the first time.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:24:23 2016 No.15935582

>>15935511
Men married to monsters basically don't get assaulted by other monsters, that's one of the basic things in the setting. The various provisos for situations where it can still happen are meant simply to allow for harems if the particular fantasy wants them to happen.

Indeed, the basic response by KC for a lot of grimdark interpretations is along the lines of "why would you make a situation where that happens if you don't like it? You don't want a harem, just have your character not get assaulted by other monsters, that's the norm anyway."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:25:08 2016 No.15935585 >>15935543 No it isn't. Do you even know what a yandere is.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:25:17 2016 No.15935586

>>15935578
cuckold
ˈkʌk(ə)ld/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: cuckolding
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.

Where does it say cheating? Where does it say it must not be consensual on the cuck's behalf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:26:46 2016 No.15935588 >>15935572 In that case the man fucking the woman isn't also married to her though, in a harem it would be the case. also see >>15935578

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:29:20 2016 No.15935594

>>15935588
Monster marriage works on how bound together you are. You aren't the kobold's fucking soulmate because your braindead snake wants to turn herself into a cuckquean. You may be later, after your DE and SE and shit bond, but all that means is that the monstergirl cucking your wife ended up marrying you too.

So much better, wow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:30:07 2016 No.15935597 >>15935586 Read more than just an absolute basic definition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:31:07 2016 No.15935601 >>15935597 >"B-by the fucking definition!!" >Gives the definition >"t-that definition isn't good enough" You know what? I'm done. Enjoy your cuckquean.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:31:33 2016 No.15935604

>>15935585
Yanderes are violent and/or psychotic. The shirohebi is just exceptionally possessive.

And yes their magic makes it so that her mate needs her to quench the blue flames, but it doesn't keep him from experiencing pleasure with other females, it just makes her superior in pleasure.

Likewise, its always possible other monsters could learn to alter his body to enable them to satisfy him as well. Heck, perhaps a shirohebi in a harem ends up giving her mana to other monsters once a sex schedule is agreed on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:32:08 2016 No.15935608 Is a MG who only had sex with other girls/monster girls still a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:32:26 2016 No.15935610 >>15935594 >>15935601 You seem upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:33:08 2016 No.15935614 >>15935608 Technically. Her mind would explode over your dick by then though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:33:26 2016 No.15935617 >>15935604 >Yanderes are violent and/or psychotic Not towards the object of their love though. If they are then they are Yangire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:33:43 2016 No.15935618 >>15935608 In my book? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:33:46 2016 No.15935619 >>15935608 >a MG who only had sex with other girls/monster girls That's bullshit and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:34:00 2016 No.15935620 >>15935610 He isn't. He's just causing a shitstorm. Hide and ignore his crap. Filter "cuck" too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:34:02 2016 No.15935621 Y'know, Shirohebi do also have fangs according to a KC Q&A. It's just that we lack art of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:34:05 2016 No.15935622 >>15935608 Logic would say no but KC would probably say yes since it's common in the setting for MGs to corrupt human women and he would want their first time with a man to be special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:35:27 2016 No.15935629 >>15935620 >Filter this objective truth that is inconvenient to me, he's just shitposting. hilarious

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:36:04 2016 No.15935632

>>15935619
Actually it's not, a good chunk of the profiles have MG on human girl rape for the sake of corruption as a common occurrence before marriage. If the girl hasn't found a husband it's more likely than you think.

It's just not talked about here for obvious reasons but it doesn't mean it isn't a thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:37:06 2016 No.15935639 >>15935620 You're right, should have done so before. His arguments read like someone who escaped from /pol/ or /v/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:38:21 2016 No.15935643 >>15935617 Which doesn't support the idea that shirohebi are yandere, as nothing in the profile talks about them doing anything to other females.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:38:29 2016 No.15935644 >>15935632 Converted lesbians are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:39:51 2016 No.15935647 >>15935639 Yep.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:41:28 2016 No.15935650

>>15935639
>His arguments read like someone who escaped from /pol/ or /v/.
Ignoring the fact that you have brought up the /pol/ boogeyman out of the blue, I'm genuinely curious as to why you think so. Do you have anything to back that up or do you just not like what I'm saying?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:44:16 2016 No.15935660

>>15935644
What a coincidence, mine too.

One of my fantasy situations is for a monster girl to rape some poor farm girl and not quite get the corruption done but the farm girl falls for her and starts looking for her "onee-san." Only to find her a few months later and find that I've already married the monster girl, the monster girl coerces her into a threesome and we finish the corruption together.

It's a stupid fantasy but it's an arousing one for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:46:18 2016 No.15935668 >>15935644 She's not lesbian if she was looking for a husband to begin with.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:47:03 2016 No.15935672

MGK Lich and Elf-Wight need a tester for their new growth potion. Who should the subject be?

You, Jimmy?
Albino Lamia?
Yuki?
Yeti?
Werewolf?
Crybaby Wyvern?
Ryu?
6th grade Wock?
6th grade Lilim?
Sandworm?
Anubis?
Ophy?
Griffon?
Or do you convince Lich herself to take it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:47:26 2016 No.15935674 it is new thread time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:52:20 2016 No.15935705 >>15935672 What will be growing? Yuki

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:53:14 2016 No.15935712 >>15935548 I know Jamaican people that don't know patwa

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:53:20 2016 No.15935713 >>15935674 >Still trying to get people to move Aw, is somebody upset that nobody jumped ship in the last three hours and he's just been pathetically bumping with one liners every quarter hour?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:54:44 2016 No.15935720 >>15935668 What about a strong independent human paladin-chan? She needs no man, she considers them dumb lowly savages who always fall for the MG's V.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:55:09 2016 No.15935724 >>15935705 It's unknown. Might be height, overall growth, or make one age without changing height into a shortstack. Slight possibility of growing spider limbs too for the girls, but that shouldn't be an issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:56:25 2016 No.15935730 >>15935720 I tell that nashandra to fuck off with her ghetto shit and play a Dark Elf's booty like a bongo drum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:58:21 2016 No.15935743 >>15935730 No anon, you need to teach her to love the dick. You will be doing her a great favor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:58:29 2016 No.15935744 >>15935672 >>15935724 Wock and Lilim. I want to see how big those wocks get. Especially compared to Lilim. Then let the ss commence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 12:59:06 2016 No.15935749 >>15935672 Me and Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:00:30 2016 No.15935755 >>15935674 You can fuck right off. It'll be new thread time when and only when this thread is archived and not before. A thread doesn't need pre-school level fucking reaction images or shit to have a discussion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:00:59 2016 No.15935758 >>15935743 So I get to rape her? Better get some shit to turn her into an undead to at least make her tolerable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:01:32 2016 No.15935760 >>15935755 Leaving aside the fact that most of it was just argument that didn't really get anwaywhere, we're coming close to 2500 posts too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:03:27 2016 No.15935771 >>15935744 Wock actually gets smaller and becomes an oppai loli. You asked for this. >>15935749 You grow to 8'9", become built like a bear, and now have the eyes of a grizzled war veteran. Yeti becomes a shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:03:44 2016 No.15935772 >>15935760 Let's just jump ship this once. There's yurifags creeping in here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:05:04 2016 No.15935779 >>15935772 No, lets just wait. This thread can't get much worse toward it's end. Lets just burn ourselves out on shitposting and not carry any of it across once this one archives.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:05:55 2016 No.15935784

>>15935760
Not him but arguments are discussions. It's been about four different subjects over that time too, not one.

>>15935772
Fuck that. It's obviously been somebody trolling here since the other guy started the new thread. "What about black people?" "What about cucks?" "What about lesbians?" I bet it's this bitter asshole >>15935396

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:06:12 2016 No.15935787 >>15935674 Your thread is bad on top of being made before we got bumped off the board, get over it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:06:45 2016 No.15935789 >>15935771 This is bullshit. I demand a refund and wock back to normal. And what about Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:06:58 2016 No.15935790 >>15935672 >Or do you convince Lich herself to take it? Let's see where this takes us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:08:36 2016 No.15935797 >>15935789 Lilim gets A cups. She's somewhat happy. >>15935790 Lich "grows" into a demi-Lich, and is now just a floating head. She is unamused

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:08:54 2016 No.15935799

>>15935784
>Not him but arguments are discussions. It's been about four different subjects over that time too, not one.
That's why I didn't call it shitposting. I'ts just a shame that the harem argument is lacking closure. the least the faggots could do is respond to this post >>15935650 instead of just bandying buzzwords and agreeing with eachother. If it isn't just one samefag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:09:59 2016 No.15935803 >>15935799 Messed up the spoilers. Bummer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:10:21 2016 No.15935804 >>15935799 Why respond when it's obviously the same guy pushing his buzzwords?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:11:08 2016 No.15935806 >>15935797 Would she be mad at me if I used her head like a sex toy? Seams to be the only logical option.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:11:34 2016 No.15935807

>>15935758
Exactly, your dark elf friend could help too. Besides, is not really her fault she likes woman, is just that her childhood friend was stolen from her long ago, and she started to blame men in general for being so weak in resisting the advances of monster girls. All she wants is a real man to truly love her back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:11:40 2016 No.15935808 >>15935771 Take Yeti for a ride on my shoulders and show her the world

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:11:59 2016 No.15935809 >>15935806 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:12:20 2016 No.15935811 >>15935804 Because I guess I just feel like you're being a sore loser when the definition proves you wrong and you switch tact to "oh he's from /pol/" "just ignore and filter" Leaves a bad taste in my mouth because I was enjoying that argument

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:14:10 2016 No.15935817 >>15935799 I didn't post in any of that but I can give a one of those answers. On the harem end, KC's stance is always ALWAYS yes. "Dr. Malcolm, are you implying that a yandere waifu will share?" "Err. Ah. Um. Harems find a way."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:14:28 2016 No.15935820 >>15935809 Well. That's what I'm going to do. Don't worry, I'll help her now that she doesn't have anybody. Sorry, not sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:15:30 2016 No.15935824 >>15935672 Griffon. She doesn't get enough love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:16:59 2016 No.15935831 >>15935820 She'll prefer to float behind you and comment on everything you do, but it's still doable. She'd prefer having a body over a mouth to please you though.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:17:16 2016 No.15935832

>>15935817
I know exactly that he would just answer "Yes" But its be fun to bombard him with completely contradictory questions one after the other and ee him answer "yes" to all of it

>KC will my yandere waifu share with a harem?
>"Yes."
>KC will my yandere waifu protect me from other girls and stop a harem forming?
>"Yes."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:18:22 2016 No.15935836 >>15935604 >Yanderes are violent and/or psychotic >He thinks yanderes can only be like that Ayy x2

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:18:23 2016 No.15935835 >>15935824 Her ahoge grows to be bigger than an Oni and becomes sentient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:19:14 2016 No.15935841 >>15935831 >She'd prefer having a body over a mouth to please you though. Well, her mouth will do just fine, but if she insist ( guess I could try and make a new potion to help her get her body back. What's the worst that can happen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:22:07 2016 No.15935851 >>15935799 His entire way of typing and his "cuck" spamming is exactly like /pol/ and /v/, notice he denied being from /pol/ but not /v/ like that board's any better. Looks like like the guy accusing him hit the nail right on the head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:24:21 2016 No.15935855 >>15935841 You become an Alp. You become a pocket sized person. You are sucked into W40K world as a slave to Chaos. You become allergic to pizza, hugs, love, and Mamanobama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:27:21 2016 No.15935866 >>15935855 For some reason you made me wonder. How paradoxic is a lesbian Alp?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:27:46 2016 No.15935868

>>15935851
>His entire way of typing
What? You realize that I am the dude you are now replying to? You clearly can't read anything from the way I type. Furthermore, We were discussing cucks, how is it spamming to use the word cuck?
>notice he denied being from /pol/ but not /v/
I deny being from /pol/ because /v/ is completely irrelevant to me. I didn't think I had to specify both. The closest I get to /v/ is the souls threads on /vg/

I mean not that you'll believe me, so I don't know why you'd bother bringing up this line reasoning. This is literally jut a he said she said, I'll say I'm not from /pol/ or /v/ and you'll insist I am. What exactly does either of us gain from that?

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:27:58 2016 No.15935869

>>15935505
>Monsters describing their first encounters with blacks

Tanuki - "A far simpler peoples to manipulate than the common boyim."

Pharaoh - "If I hear one more arbitrary claim of inheritance from my Empire from these... insects, I'm going to make them remember the ten plagues."

Succubus - "He has a big dick, isn't that all that matters?"

Shoggoth, on written paper - It was then that I saw it, barrel-chested and obsidian skinned. Arms far too long for its body swung to-and-fro in its loping gait, the garments for the colder climate hanging too loosely from its body. Steam flared from wide nostrils as it aped out the words of its betters. It was then that it held me in its vacant, black gaze. I think I went mad then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:28:13 2016 No.15935873 >>15935855 But... I didn't drink it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:28:47 2016 No.15935875 >>15935866 As paradoxal as a mixing coke and pepsi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:28:59 2016 No.15935876 >>15935855 >You become a pocket sized person. This could be interesting. I choose this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:29:52 2016 No.15935878 >>15935868 >We were discussing cucks You were, everyone else was calling you a retard. >The closest I get to /v/ is the souls threads on /vg/ Close enough, get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:30:29 2016 No.15935883 >>15935873 No but you don't know how to mix potions together and are likely to cause an accident.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:31:41 2016 No.15935887 >>15935873 You rolled a 1 in a Craft(Alchemy) check.

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:35:01 2016 No.15935907

>>15935878
>You were
I won't get back into the actual cuckquean argument, since it's basically dead now but you do understand that argumentum ad populum doesn't count for shit, yeah?
>Close enough, get out.
No? I thought your pet boogeyman was /v/, you don't get to just add a 'g' in there for your convenience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:35:43 2016 No.15935911 >>15935875 So... Perfectly natural? Also, 2500 posts achieved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:36:39 2016 No.15935913 >>15935705 Also, Yuki turns into a tall, beautiful CC, but is still mentally a child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:37:59 2016 No.15935922 >>15935911 >Other thread still has less than 20 posts I haven't seen somebody so blown out since Fujoshit kun made his monsterboy thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:42:08 2016 No.15935937 >>15935835 Can take it on a date?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:42:37 2016 No.15935941 >>15935922 Well, it's common knowledge that the people who make new threads before the old one archives are scum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:42:42 2016 No.15935942 >>15935937 Anon that's odd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:43:24 2016 No.15935945 What if Archon waifu who looks similar to an Angel from Diablo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:44:12 2016 No.15935948 >>15935945 Black?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:51:45 2016 No.15935972 >>15935922 Nope, I'm not the other thread guy. Just wondering how long this one will live.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:52:24 2016 No.15935978 >>15935942 Why? There are people who date Kejs, so why can't I date a Griffon's ahoge?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:56:48 2016 No.15935991 >>15935978 Because the Griffon will be sad that you're fondling her cowlick instead of playing Mario Party with her. Anubis and Pharaoh are ruining you with their teamwork.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 13:56:51 2016 No.15935992 >>15935913 >older man who looks like he came back from the war and his head hits the ceiling >shortstack Yeti >25 year old Yuki who wants to build snowmen and cries if someone knocks a snowman over This is no longer a Kindergarten class!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 14:00:08 2016 No.15935998 >>15935991 But if I only fondle the Griffon her ahoge is the one that's going to be sad. Maybe if a pat schedule is needed so both of them get the right amount.

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