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Let's post things Touhou characters would never say.

"Don't worry about it, keep the change!" -Reimu

>> No.15896843
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"Sure thing Patchouli, I'll have these books back by the end of the week." -Marisa

>> No.15896851
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>>15896837
>I'm legal

>> No.15896857
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fried tofu absolutely do not like

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>>15896837
S> Ibuki "I'm cleaning up my act and gong to the Genesokyo A A today!"

>> No.15896900
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I think I'll skip leg day.

>> No.15896913
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>I want to stay in the basement

>> No.15896916
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>>15896837
Parsee "I can see no reason at all to be jealous of you at all"

>> No.15896946
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15896946

"My sword is shit. It can't really cut anything."

>> No.15896950
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"im not a fucking slut"

>> No.15896966
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"oh boy, I can't wait to go to work today!"

>> No.15896967
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>>15896837
Renko: "Geez Mary is sure late today, I got here 13 minutes and forty-five seconds before we were due to meet and all"

>> No.15896971

"I love you" - your favorite 2hu.

>> No.15896975
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>>15896966
Eiki: "I'm slacking off this week and having a bludge"

>> No.15896988
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15896988

>I like you

>> No.15897141
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"Sure, please use the books however you'd like."

>> No.15897150
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Anything.

>> No.15897302
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"Who cares, they're just a bunch of faggoty flowers."

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>>15897302

>> No.15897359

>>15897150
Hey, just because she's a midboss with no dialogue doesn't mean she's a non character.
Let's see, she likes shogi and hates Aya so something she wouldn't say would be "Hey Aya, wanna play some shogi?"

>> No.15897425
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15897425

I'm really in love with Marisa. that's not only a misunderstanding of the people around us.

>> No.15897563
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I hate the night, it's so dark and unnerving.

>> No.15897570
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Religious Syncretism with the Buddhists all the way! Byaukaren is such a nice person!

>> No.15897609
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'I don't particularly care about Chang'e. In fact, I think Chang'e might be a nice person.'

>> No.15897677
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"The Blood Ravens are NOT a Thousand Sons successor chapter."

>> No.15897702
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Please, do come in! Make yourself at home!

>> No.15897743
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15897743

Green energy it's better.

>> No.15897767
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"Alice is the best daughter a mother could ask for!" -Shinki

>> No.15897792

>>15897702
But she basically said that to the fairies in the manga

>> No.15897818
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"Nah, I'm not hungry anymore."

>> No.15897822
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15897822

what's on your mind?

>> No.15897838

>>15896913
flan is a hikki NEET!

>> No.15897842
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"I'm in front of you!"

>> No.15897907

>>15896916
Ouch.

>> No.15897913

>>15897743
Fusion is green energy. It's literally solar power.

>> No.15897958

>>15897913
Well Okuu uses the same atomic process as the sun and the stars but the sun or the wind isn't the source of her powers. So it can't be green.

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>>15897842

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15898062

I'm okay

>> No.15898063

>>15896843
she might just said that though, she lies all the time after all

>> No.15898220

>>15896916
>>15897907
"I don't have anything against you, but
I can make up lots of reasons to attack you. "

So she technically implied that already in SA, on top of that her SoPM entry says that even if she isn't jealous of you because you're a gloomy loser she'll just feed on your jealousy. So yeah, she can say that.

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'Time to breathe the fresh air, and enjoy life without books for a while.'

>> No.15898432

>>15897958
>but the sun or the wind isn't the source of her powers
the source of her powers is an incarnation of the sun given to her via a wind goddess.

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>>15897792
And then tried to do stuff to them.

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>>15898019
oh shit uhh
"I'm standing right beside you, and not in front of or behind you!

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15898556

Hi, everyone! I'm back!

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>It's okay if you don't use colorful clothes, that's your decision.

>> No.15899105

>>15897570
Taoism by itself is really fucking strange.

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"Yeah, you're right; I lied. Sorry." -Marisa

>> No.15899466

>>15897743
>>15897913
In terms of carbon footprint, nuclear energy is actually greener than solar and wind.

>> No.15899527

>>15899466
What about in terms of heavy metal and nuclear waste footprint?

>> No.15899580

>>15899527
That stuff can be sequestered pretty easily. Carbon can't.

t. environmental science major

>> No.15899606

>>15899580
You can just put the carbon in trees.

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>>15896837
"I have embraced Catholicism and will re-locate the temple to Rome with Yukari's blessing."

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>>15896837
Yumeni "Stuff science; I am taking the cross and moving to an Abbey!"

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>>15896971
delete this

>> No.15901304
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How dangerous!

>> No.15901331
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Possible! Possible! Possible!

>> No.15901361
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"Sorry, but I'm saving myself for marriage."

>> No.15901413
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"i love you" - all of them

>> No.15901503

>>15898062
wtf

>> No.15901570
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Keep quiet! you'll wake up yukari

>> No.15901663
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Mokou and I? Besties for life.

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I'm not hungry.

>> No.15902009

>>15899527
>heavy metal footprint
I'm pretty sure solar is the absolute worst on that front.

>> No.15902046
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"I'll be back" - Mima

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"im so FUCKING weak"

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>>15896837
"Reading is fucking gay."

>> No.15902361
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"There's too much gray area involved to properly pass a verdict on this trial."

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"I can't believe I made it to the top of the popularity poll! Thank you, everyone!"

>> No.15902590

>>15902402
You're welcome not-Benben!

>> No.15904759
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"Tanks are for nerds".

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>>15896837
"I'm opening the club up to new members today, no time for sleep until I get at least a new one!"

>> No.15905086

>>15901663
"Your testicles are completely safe"

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Oh shit I'm sorry

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>>15901663
I'm gonna share a foot-long sub from Subway(TM) with my BFF for life Mokorin!

>> No.15905134

>>15898450
Stuff? What stuff?

>> No.15905146

>>15905134
HORRIBLE THINGS
She gave them snacks and tea

>> No.15905157
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Don't worry, we aren't going to cause trouble.

>> No.15905169

>>15905157
They're liars. They've probably said that countless times only to start shit.

>> No.15905180

>>15905169
Well think of them saying it honestly.

>> No.15905695

>>15905146
You forgot what happened after that.

>> No.15905733

>>15905695
That was Reimu's fault... well their fault for being liars.

Alice is NOT responsible for liar seeking birds smashing through the windows and attacking them.

Shanghai cutely gave the birds a cookie too.

>> No.15905750
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>>15896950
"We dont need more followers"

>> No.15905860

>>15905750
Very cool Seaking drawing

>> No.15906038
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Liquor is work of evil, prohibition when?

>> No.15906281
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>>15906038
"Sorry I spilled that sake on your new dress"

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...

>> No.15906297

>>15906281
that dress transparency gets me every time

>> No.15909464
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>>15896837
"It's Level Three; and I will be your boss for this time"

>> No.15911014
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>>15896837
"I hate my hat!"

>> No.15911037

>>15909464
God, I love Lily so much! She's so cute!!

>> No.15915705

>>15905733
It's worth noting that the bird attack is what saved the fairies from being pulverized by Alice.

Alice becoming hostile was another result of the fairies' lies, though. She was very hospitable before the fairies made it sound like they were her enemies.

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>>15896946
Epic!
>>15896971
I like it!
>>15897338
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15917181

>>15901663

those nipples are huge.
I want to lick them!

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>>15905860

>> No.15917282
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"I should start doing some of the chores around this mansion, instead of relying on maids all the time."

>> No.15917317
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"Today I will act my age and let Junko pick some respectable clothes for me to wear."

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I always slack off on my duties guarding the Scarlet Devil mansion!

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>>15896837
"Now for our spellcard Reimu"

>> No.15918494
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15918494

"Hecatia's clothing is the pinnacle of fashion!"

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