Let's post things Touhou characters would never say. "Don't worry about it, keep the change!" -Reimu

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Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Wed Sep 28 12:16:34 2016 No.15896837 [Reply] [Original]

Let's post things Touhou characters would never say.

"Don't worry about it, keep the change!" -Reimu

>>	Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Wed Sep 28 12:18:13 2016 No.15896843 File: 36 KB, 600x510, marisa wide-eyed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Sure thing Patchouli, I'll have these books back by the end of the week." -Marisa

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:20:36 2016 No.15896851 File: 32 KB, 312x317, smugari smugumo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 >I'm legal

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:21:53 2016 No.15896857 File: 148 KB, 341x444, chigau.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fried tofu absolutely do not like

>>	ANON X Wed Sep 28 12:23:02 2016 No.15896861 File: 493 KB, 957x1000, 1b30e1e1ba25d624267619998cb853b3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 S> Ibuki "I'm cleaning up my act and gong to the Genesokyo A A today!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:31:52 2016 No.15896900 File: 271 KB, 527x579, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I'll skip leg day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:36:02 2016 No.15896913 File: 84 KB, 256x256, Th06Flandre.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I want to stay in the basement

>>	ANON X Wed Sep 28 12:36:15 2016 No.15896916 File: 1.13 MB, 1100x1600, 0c1466107002369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 Parsee "I can see no reason at all to be jealous of you at all"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:41:04 2016 No.15896946 File: 218 KB, 900x851, youmu_konpaku_by_yukirumo990-d45iokz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "My sword is shit. It can't really cut anything."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:42:02 2016 No.15896950 File: 1.01 MB, 805x1184, 1473786781049.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "im not a fucking slut"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:44:45 2016 No.15896966 File: 349 KB, 650x650, 180f0d283105ca4d982028b8cf45695b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "oh boy, I can't wait to go to work today!"

>>	ANON X Wed Sep 28 12:44:46 2016 No.15896967 File: 35 KB, 500x500, 0fcfa81cee9b0d2e01565e93516286235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 Renko: "Geez Mary is sure late today, I got here 13 minutes and forty-five seconds before we were due to meet and all"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:46:08 2016 No.15896971 "I love you" - your favorite 2hu.

>>	ANON X Wed Sep 28 12:46:54 2016 No.15896975 File: 82 KB, 600x800, 0-127729052e1fff095adf3284b66b006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896966 Eiki: "I'm slacking off this week and having a bludge"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 12:50:36 2016 No.15896988 File: 473 KB, 546x605, 081153546605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I like you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 13:35:24 2016 No.15897141 File: 388 KB, 1300x1300, 27474379_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Sure, please use the books however you'd like."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 13:40:06 2016 No.15897150 File: 1.16 MB, 1571x2000, 1433636609863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:15:48 2016 No.15897302 File: 164 KB, 320x240, 1381123575262.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Who cares, they're just a bunch of faggoty flowers."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:24:54 2016 No.15897338 File: 470 KB, 640x480, 1276075594845.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15897302

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:29:05 2016 No.15897359 >>15897150 Hey, just because she's a midboss with no dialogue doesn't mean she's a non character. Let's see, she likes shogi and hates Aya so something she wouldn't say would be "Hey Aya, wanna play some shogi?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:39:44 2016 No.15897425 File: 255 KB, 426x601, alice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm really in love with Marisa. that's not only a misunderstanding of the people around us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:58:22 2016 No.15897563 File: 339 KB, 777x1353, 3599e7e93b0a05d8036758dca457568cbbfdd06b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate the night, it's so dark and unnerving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 14:59:55 2016 No.15897570 File: 601 KB, 535x725, 1431330437756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Religious Syncretism with the Buddhists all the way! Byaukaren is such a nice person!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:07:16 2016 No.15897609 File: 824 KB, 2370x3496, junko is batshit fucking pissed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'I don't particularly care about Chang'e. In fact, I think Chang'e might be a nice person.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:26:27 2016 No.15897677 File: 182 KB, 800x1137, Crimson_King_Astral_Form_Imperial_Palace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "The Blood Ravens are NOT a Thousand Sons successor chapter."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:35:23 2016 No.15897702 File: 368 KB, 500x550, d741ea6224bb7f6a29f1b44ef293e39b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please, do come in! Make yourself at home!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:51:12 2016 No.15897743 File: 926 KB, 1000x1369, 11c143ea8592e4c4f78083b05d65af3d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green energy it's better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:56:51 2016 No.15897767 File: 397 KB, 600x800, 1467738773700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Alice is the best daughter a mother could ask for!" -Shinki

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:00:13 2016 No.15897792 >>15897702 But she basically said that to the fairies in the manga

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:06:30 2016 No.15897818 File: 689 KB, 800x794, t3_53ms1h.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Nah, I'm not hungry anymore."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:06:53 2016 No.15897822 File: 86 KB, 1004x1000, 4aef28ff3912b8b9d3bd41a7c7290cdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's on your mind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:10:28 2016 No.15897838 >>15896913 flan is a hikki NEET!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:10:47 2016 No.15897842 File: 51 KB, 500x500, a5f4dbffa09402d3aeae82e08dd71f9c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I'm in front of you!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:26:21 2016 No.15897907 >>15896916 Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:28:06 2016 No.15897913 >>15897743 Fusion is green energy. It's literally solar power.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:39:43 2016 No.15897958 >>15897913 Well Okuu uses the same atomic process as the sun and the stars but the sun or the wind isn't the source of her powers. So it can't be green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:56:42 2016 No.15898019 File: 301 KB, 1280x720, th145_00016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15897842

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:08:59 2016 No.15898062 File: 384 KB, 700x980, 689b89a44043eb891e93a5c676abfb95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:09:02 2016 No.15898063 >>15896843 she might just said that though, she lies all the time after all

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:12:13 2016 No.15898220

>>15896916
>>15897907
"I don't have anything against you, but
I can make up lots of reasons to attack you. "

So she technically implied that already in SA, on top of that her SoPM entry says that even if she isn't jealous of you because you're a gloomy loser she'll just feed on your jealousy. So yeah, she can say that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:25:34 2016 No.15898269 File: 13 KB, 137x141, 1473799168105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'Time to breathe the fresh air, and enjoy life without books for a while.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 18:04:35 2016 No.15898432 >>15897958 >but the sun or the wind isn't the source of her powers the source of her powers is an incarnation of the sun given to her via a wind goddess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 18:09:27 2016 No.15898450 File: 26 KB, 252x252, Run.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15897792 And then tried to do stuff to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 18:33:00 2016 No.15898539 File: 1.57 MB, 1026x1468, 1394775584954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15898019 oh shit uhh "I'm standing right beside you, and not in front of or behind you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 18:37:22 2016 No.15898556 File: 120 KB, 1130x707, mima_s_twilight_spark_by_hira794-d713dkn[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi, everyone! I'm back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 18:59:47 2016 No.15898640 File: 310 KB, 427x800, 5a16bfb3f96ca0cc2c8e85215cccaa88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's okay if you don't use colorful clothes, that's your decision.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 20:55:08 2016 No.15899105 >>15897570 Taoism by itself is really fucking strange.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 21:26:42 2016 No.15899207 File: 317 KB, 568x762, d3205cc393ead1feea3b393433fcc6f1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yeah, you're right; I lied. Sorry." -Marisa

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 22:42:24 2016 No.15899466 >>15897743 >>15897913 In terms of carbon footprint, nuclear energy is actually greener than solar and wind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 22:58:19 2016 No.15899527 >>15899466 What about in terms of heavy metal and nuclear waste footprint?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 23:15:00 2016 No.15899580 >>15899527 That stuff can be sequestered pretty easily. Carbon can't. t. environmental science major

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 23:26:32 2016 No.15899606 >>15899580 You can just put the carbon in trees.

>>	ANON X Thu Sep 29 02:59:32 2016 No.15900182 File: 143 KB, 1196x1320, 03c742c73c27660cc9bf57c3c8b97ec6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 "I have embraced Catholicism and will re-locate the temple to Rome with Yukari's blessing."

>>	ANON X Thu Sep 29 03:01:19 2016 No.15900187 File: 445 KB, 800x1000, 0-100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 Yumeni "Stuff science; I am taking the cross and moving to an Abbey!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 04:47:14 2016 No.15900421 >>15896971 delete this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 10:52:46 2016 No.15901304 File: 396 KB, 1200x1082, 518176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 11:00:37 2016 No.15901331 File: 88 KB, 342x390, eeeh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Possible! Possible! Possible!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 11:15:33 2016 No.15901361 File: 280 KB, 366x843, Th15Sanae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Sorry, but I'm saving myself for marriage."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 11:41:41 2016 No.15901413 File: 208 KB, 540x266, 1454026214382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "i love you" - all of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 11:59:22 2016 No.15901503 >>15898062 wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 12:11:13 2016 No.15901570 File: 29 KB, 200x200, 1474671964001.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep quiet! you'll wake up yukari

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 12:33:38 2016 No.15901663 File: 234 KB, 1180x1400, pid_45893627_p24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mokou and I? Besties for life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 12:37:37 2016 No.15901680 File: 44 KB, 201x501, Yuyuko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not hungry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 14:42:55 2016 No.15902009 >>15899527 >heavy metal footprint I'm pretty sure solar is the absolute worst on that front.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 14:54:32 2016 No.15902046 File: 69 KB, 317x317, 669936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I'll be back" - Mima

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 15:15:14 2016 No.15902125 File: 65 KB, 420x267, 1311205906383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "im so FUCKING weak"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 15:50:37 2016 No.15902261 File: 30 KB, 275x379, tmp_8697-Kosuzu_Motoori888742145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 "Reading is fucking gay."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 16:17:32 2016 No.15902361 File: 236 KB, 850x1180, 1449578561131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "There's too much gray area involved to properly pass a verdict on this trial."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 16:27:50 2016 No.15902402 File: 968 KB, 900x1400, 1474599376804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I can't believe I made it to the top of the popularity poll! Thank you, everyone!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 17:28:39 2016 No.15902590 >>15902402 You're welcome not-Benben!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 04:42:56 2016 No.15904759 File: 767 KB, 1600x1200, Rika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Tanks are for nerds".

>>	ANON X Fri Sep 30 04:50:01 2016 No.15904770 File: 1.18 MB, 998x1140, 0d75407b56594f0776bf7717eac810293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 "I'm opening the club up to new members today, no time for sleep until I get at least a new one!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 06:50:45 2016 No.15905086 >>15901663 "Your testicles are completely safe"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 06:59:15 2016 No.15905118 File: 286 KB, 420x384, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh shit I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 07:05:12 2016 No.15905128 File: 689 KB, 1200x900, Subway eat fresh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15901663 I'm gonna share a foot-long sub from Subway(TM) with my BFF for life Mokorin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 07:07:23 2016 No.15905134 >>15898450 Stuff? What stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 07:11:52 2016 No.15905146 >>15905134 HORRIBLE THINGS She gave them snacks and tea

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 07:16:15 2016 No.15905157 File: 68 KB, 587x381, Fairys Declare War.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry, we aren't going to cause trouble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 07:20:22 2016 No.15905169 >>15905157 They're liars. They've probably said that countless times only to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 07:25:57 2016 No.15905180 >>15905169 Well think of them saying it honestly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 10:53:22 2016 No.15905695 >>15905146 You forgot what happened after that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 11:02:12 2016 No.15905733 >>15905695 That was Reimu's fault... well their fault for being liars. Alice is NOT responsible for liar seeking birds smashing through the windows and attacking them. Shanghai cutely gave the birds a cookie too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 11:05:01 2016 No.15905750 File: 218 KB, 900x540, 1400818198764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896950 "We dont need more followers"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 11:36:23 2016 No.15905860 >>15905750 Very cool Seaking drawing

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 12:31:41 2016 No.15906038 File: 629 KB, 900x1228, 8387761c71277e5d11c80127030594dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Liquor is work of evil, prohibition when?

>>	ANON X Fri Sep 30 14:09:40 2016 No.15906281 File: 251 KB, 600x600, 0-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15906038 "Sorry I spilled that sake on your new dress"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 14:13:11 2016 No.15906294 File: 218 KB, 460x669, 1474123564640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 14:13:25 2016 No.15906297 >>15906281 that dress transparency gets me every time

>>	ANON X Sat Oct 1 09:45:26 2016 No.15909464 File: 328 KB, 693x900, 0000000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 "It's Level Three; and I will be your boss for this time"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 1 17:17:21 2016 No.15911014 File: 58 KB, 500x590, bb3f1688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 "I hate my hat!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 1 17:23:59 2016 No.15911037 >>15909464 God, I love Lily so much! She's so cute!!

Anonymous Sun Oct 2 19:27:39 2016 No.15915705

>>15905733
It's worth noting that the bird attack is what saved the fairies from being pulverized by Alice.

Alice becoming hostile was another result of the fairies' lies, though. She was very hospitable before the fairies made it sound like they were her enemies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 2 19:32:25 2016 No.15915722 File: 22 KB, 369x297, 1451325733799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896946 Epic! >>15896971 I like it! >>15897338 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 3 04:01:40 2016 No.15917181 >>15901663 those nipples are huge. I want to lick them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 3 04:54:37 2016 No.15917269 File: 521 KB, 900x674, df5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15905860

Anonymous Mon Oct 3 04:59:15 2016 No.15917282
File: 191 KB, 850x1266, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_shoudoku_taishi_taishi__sample-907b7de7a98cd561e7dd316829d9b709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

"I should start doing some of the chores around this mansion, instead of relying on maids all the time."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 3 05:17:18 2016 No.15917317 File: 989 KB, 1710x2419, 225a80ac3c99c588c0822a9d1cbfc978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Today I will act my age and let Junko pick some respectable clothes for me to wear."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 3 07:49:18 2016 No.15917682 File: 22 KB, 240x240, Hong.Meiling.240.1893210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I always slack off on my duties guarding the Scarlet Devil mansion!

>>	ANON X Mon Oct 3 09:14:50 2016 No.15917852 File: 1.31 MB, 1920x1440, 00acc863ae3acc961cf85ae7bdd3341149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15896837 "Now for our spellcard Reimu"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 3 12:59:02 2016 No.15918494 File: 258 KB, 850x1200, 1436276876351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hecatia's clothing is the pinnacle of fashion!"

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