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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:48:12 2016 No.15848576 [Reply] [Original]

The breast of the lot.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:49:08 2016 No.15848578 Once again dragons are cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:49:29 2016 No.15848582 >>15848552 Not him, but tomorrow is a possibility.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:50:46 2016 No.15848587 >>15848576 More like the breast of the litter

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:51:04 2016 No.15848588 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:51:04 2016 No.15848589 File: 742 KB, 826x1800, lewd shoggoth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15848576 First for chaos best faction. Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:52:57 2016 No.15848600 >>15848589 I thought I saw the word lactation in your post for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:53:35 2016 No.15848604 File: 2.94 MB, 2480x3508, kejourou-hires.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kej are love

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:55:29 2016 No.15848608 File: 681 KB, 1200x676, 9d277b98dfd1a4895337cda8829ad83f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't trust werecats, they're sneaky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:57:08 2016 No.15848616 File: 254 KB, 800x710, shog is lurking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15848588 >>15848589 >same exact time >>15848600 When I blur my eyes, I see it too >First for chaos lactation

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:58:11 2016 No.15848622 >>15848604 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 22:59:14 2016 No.15848627 >>15848608 An ear is on the back of her head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:00:45 2016 No.15848633 >>15848616 >chaos lactation >Shoggoth manipulates her slime to emulate lactating different liquids >Uses her breasts as drink dispensers I'm not sure I like where this boner is going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:01:03 2016 No.15848636 >>15848616 >First for chaos lactation Blood for the blood God?

Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:01:44 2016 No.15848639

>>15848552
Fuck if I know. Haven't really been following it either. I'm just waiting on a segment of Square's Livestream, and was looking through recent uploads on their Jap channel to see if they'd put up anything interesting recently.

Would love if that happened though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:03:21 2016 No.15848642 >>15848627 Yeah, they really fucked that part up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:03:22 2016 No.15848644 >>15848627 Now that you mention it, the positioning of her ears does look a little wonky, as if she was originally facing a different direction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:03:45 2016 No.15848646 >>15848633 Shoggoths are the best Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:04:15 2016 No.15848651 >>15848627 She had a rough life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:05:17 2016 No.15848656 File: 1.40 MB, 400x173, 15616818631.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no stronk moose girl to help you shovel the driveway in winter

Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:06:18 2016 No.15848659

>>15848633
>You'll never take a Shoggoth out to try out different drinks so she can figure out how to lactate them later.
>No maid who can make a Roy Rodgers for you whenever you suck on her tits.
God fucking damn it what's with me and lactating soft drinks?
I haven't been this confused about a boner since I wrote that one NukaLurk monstergirl thing way back when.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:06:22 2016 No.15848661 >>15848633 Shog meido notices your glass needs to be refilled. Thankfully she drank a gallon of water earlier, and stored it inside her just for this occasion.

Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:10:34 2016 No.15848671

>>15848656

"shovel"

>Tell her to go to the bottom of the driveway for a surprise
>She gets down there and turns around to ask you what the surprise is
>You're dangling carrots at the garage door
>Driveway clear in 5 secs

Could probably work with most centaurs too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:12:25 2016 No.15848677 >>15848671 Why am I now imagining a centaur Loli in a pink coat drooling at some carrots with a shovel in her hands

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:16:30 2016 No.15848680 >>15848677 Because child labor is a winter tradition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:21:54 2016 No.15848694 >>15848680 Would you give her hot Coco afterwards, along with the carrots?

Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:22:44 2016 No.15848696

>>15848659
It could be soft drinks, tea, coffee, beer, even hard liquor is that's your thing. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she could emulate non-edible liquids. Need to change the oil in your car? Call shoggy over and stick her tits under the hood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:41:59 2016 No.15848749 >>15848656 Needs more of a squirrel girl for comedic effect

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 23:58:26 2016 No.15848788 File: 56 KB, 858x453, 1451502039414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15848656 awawa

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:01:13 2016 No.15848797 File: 335 KB, 500x833, Makoto taking off her jacket.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15848749 >"Squirrel!" >Insert Wolfus abruptly turning to gaze off intently in a random direction here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:03:16 2016 No.15848802 File: 195 KB, 500x500, 1337455551838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15848797 >'Squirrel!'

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:08:22 2016 No.15848810 >>15848797 I want to fuck that Squirrel I really want to fuck that Squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:52:52 2016 No.15848912 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember how comfy shortstack weresheep would be

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:57:05 2016 No.15848920 I wish I had a cuddlepile of smug girls. I wish I could see them smiling warmly while cuddling instead of smugly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:59:28 2016 No.15848925 >>15848912 I'll knit scarves and beanies out of weresheep wool and be the comfiest man in all of MGC

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:11:51 2016 No.15848949 File: 272 KB, 661x610, 35456306_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] please take her home

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:17:20 2016 No.15848961 >>15848949 What is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:21:13 2016 No.15848968 >>15848920 That might be easily achievable depending on the smug levels of the girl Some girl lose their smug with just a simple compliment Others will give you the smuggest of looks while announcing to you that they are pregnant with your child

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:21:57 2016 No.15848969 >>15848961 subjectively the second best girl in her series

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:23:17 2016 No.15848973 >>15848968 Well the girls I'm dealing with are Hellhound, Manticore, Cheshire Cat, Vampire, Kakuen and a Shortstack Gremlin. I have a problem and I refuse to solve it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:39:46 2016 No.15849002 File: 366 KB, 1637x1157, 1400375990186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15848969 Yep, can't beat best girl though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:41:47 2016 No.15849006 File: 633 KB, 645x560, ahri baking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kumiho are tricky! If one wants a 'taste' of you, say no and run away!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:41:52 2016 No.15849007 >>15849002 Mermaids belong in the friendzone tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:49:52 2016 No.15849021 >>15848627 She's a direct descendent of Mickey Mouse. Ears always face camera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:50:20 2016 No.15849023 File: 630 KB, 1000x1294, Suu taste the rainbow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's something possibly new.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:53:40 2016 No.15849033 >>15849006 I'm going to marry a Kumiho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:54:53 2016 No.15849035 File: 769 KB, 1600x1600, Nure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nurunuru?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 01:56:13 2016 No.15849039 >>15849023 I like this picture

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:00:46 2016 No.15849058 >>15849033 But anon, she'll bite you, she might even draw a bit of blood and lap it up sensually! Do you really want that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:00:55 2016 No.15849059 >>15849035 One of the best girl who gets ignored I love how she pulls off the maid stick without it defining her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:06:05 2016 No.15849073 File: 1.39 MB, 2485x3557, Nureonago bonusart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849035 the original meido

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:07:10 2016 No.15849075 >>15849039 me too. They make the texture of her slime look real soft and inviting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:12:30 2016 No.15849094 File: 239 KB, 707x1000, very trustworthy silver fox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849058 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:12:47 2016 No.15849095 >>15849073 Gonna slap her fat slime butt when she's in the middle of cleaning

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:13:46 2016 No.15849100 >>15849095 >commence the jigglin'

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:14:35 2016 No.15849103

>>15849073
>literally uses her powers to emulate clothing and human women
>pretends to be human, not even a doppelganger or secretly corrupted paladin
>only intelligent enough for chores, basically a retarded shog

I'm sorry sir, but the analysis is in. The doctor has confirmed your waifu's condition: I'm afraid she's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:16:37 2016 No.15849108 >>15849103 Do not insult the wifeslime, she tries her best to be the best

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:21:40 2016 No.15849122

>>15849095
>Nureonago wife cleaning the house while you're browsing the net
>Her cleaning outfit is wet and translucent just like all her others outfits
>You can't help but stare at her jiggly slime butt
>She suddenly hunches over to scrub a spot on the carpet
>Now is the time
>You quietly stand up and make your way towards her
>You gather all the force you have in your right arm
>You then slap her ass with all your might
>She straightens up and makes a cute noise
>Surprisingly no bits of slime flew off her body
>You notice that her ass is still undulating from the shockwave
>She gives you THAT look
>Looks like you owe her an hour of apology sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:26:16 2016 No.15849134 >>15849058 That is precisely why I want to marry one. Blood play is top tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:30:29 2016 No.15849144 >>15849134 >tfw I find it interesting but I'm pretty much phobic of "piercing" things

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:31:08 2016 No.15849146 File: 240 KB, 800x800, 1452898033076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What ground rules do you have for your wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:34:52 2016 No.15849151 >>15849146 Alpisms are forbidden under penalty of facerape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:35:20 2016 No.15849152 >>15849146 He has a lot of control to be able to talk with that going on. I would have just made aroused human noises

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:37:29 2016 No.15849158 File: 314 KB, 1057x1500, 041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849144 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radula

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:37:30 2016 No.15849159 >>15849152 >aroused human noises I would only make that for Lamias

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:40:02 2016 No.15849166 >>15849158 Well yes but that variety of MG is already shit for many other reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:41:49 2016 No.15849168 >>15849166 Snail girls are great, what are you on about?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:41:52 2016 No.15849169

>>15849146
Rules are bad, it's better to just communicate a lot and make sure both people are ok before doing something

Except for rape, that's always ok no matter what

>>15849152
In the Sasha Fallen Maidens story there was a small bit in the end about incubi being able to endure pleasure
The MC was walking around and casually talking while having sex with a loli Dark Priest

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:42:54 2016 No.15849171

>>15849146
1) Public sex is kept to a minimum
2) No sex for at least 1 hour after coming home (cuddles are acceptable).
3) Only four rounds max on work nights
4) She has to eat regular food. Cum is not a meal.
5) No leaving visible marks if I have to work tomorrow.
There's enough wiggle room there for her to have her fun, but not so much that I can't function as normal person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:44:21 2016 No.15849174 File: 981 KB, 1129x1515, 58654037_p12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, who was that girl I just saw you with?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:45:42 2016 No.15849177 >>15849171 >5 You're no fun. You've also accidentally given her incentives to remove your job from the equation.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:49:03 2016 No.15849181

>>15849171
>All that focus on work

I'm sure you wouldn't need to work that much, if monster girls/mamono mana existed every necessity would be basically free, working would only be for extra comfort, kinky stuff or hobbies

>>15849174
Looks your robot is having the yandere defect, that can't be fixed
Mail her to the factory so they can send you a brand new one

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:51:41 2016 No.15849188 >>15849171 >5) No leaving visible marks if I have to work tomorrow. >He doesn't wear them as a badge of love and honor

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:52:38 2016 No.15849191 >15848486 Nice blog.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:53:26 2016 No.15849194
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>>15849181
Sex doesn't put a roof over our heads or food on the table (unless it's a porn thing), especially if I'm the only one working.
>>15849177
I only said visible marks. Between a suit and a little concealer, there's a lot she could still get away with. Besides, she still has the weekends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:54:06 2016 No.15849195 File: 160 KB, 960x960, will o wisp thicc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849174 Oh this should be good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:55:17 2016 No.15849199 >>15849188 There's love and there's looking professional, anon. I have no problem with people seeing them off the clock, but I need to look presentable at the office.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:58:38 2016 No.15849203 >>15849199 >office job probably not even your first mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 02:58:41 2016 No.15849204 >>15849146 No barking at the mailman, and there has to be time for things other than cuddles when she's not at work.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:01:31 2016 No.15849210

>>15849194
>a roof over our heads

Well... Yeah I guess free houses are just my headcanon, same for free electricity, water, etc...

You could live in a cave or ask a Gnome to build you a rudimentary house though

>food on the table

Now that's actual canon, with mamono mana there'd be so much food growing everywhere that you could live off a small garden or by just going out once in a while to pick up fruits and veggies from a forest or something. Meat is easy to get too thanks to the demonic beasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:03:07 2016 No.15849218 >>15849203 Somebody has to keep the world functioning, Well oiled machine and all that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:04:42 2016 No.15849222 >>15849218 That entirely depends on what industry you slave for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:06:21 2016 No.15849225 >>15849210 Isn't all that free food just the 'you will be perpetually horny and want to do nothing but fuck' stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:06:53 2016 No.15849226 >>15849222 I wouldn't might working for - say- a jam factory

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:07:38 2016 No.15849227 >>15849171 1.Keep the Russian to phrases I can understand That's about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:09:13 2016 No.15849230 >>15849225 Who cares? It's free, delicious and nutritious food

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:11:25 2016 No.15849237 >>15849230 Not him, but I like earning my stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:13:34 2016 No.15849244 >>15849225 >>15849230 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Intimacy_Vegetable Demon Realm Sweet Potatoes. >remarkably, unlike what is seen in other vegetables, these vegetables don't have special effects or contain aphrodisiac compounds

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:14:10 2016 No.15849246
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>>15849230
Work becomes difficult if I'm walking around with a perpetually throbbing erection that's drooling pre all day. Makes it hard for me to focus, and it would probably not be good for the monster co-workers.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:17:33 2016 No.15849252

>>15849225
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Intimacy_Vegetable

Nah, they're just slightly mutated regular foods that roots in demon realm energies than regular spirit energy. The better the relationship of those growing it, the better they turn out. Keeping your waifu happy literally is how you keep food on the table, in a way.

And really, most monstergirls already have their own place. Desert mamaono have thousand year old places built for royalty, all the Sabbath girls live and work in institutes of (lewd) knowledge and (lewd) shriens to the dark god, the DL and her daughters all build kingdoms wherever they take over... Housing isn't really an issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:17:48 2016 No.15849254 File: 147 KB, 494x700, 1454907121133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849246 Why is the 'sexually frustrated office lady' cliche so boner inducing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:20:55 2016 No.15849260 >>15849254 I would make minichuffs with this tiger.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:22:24 2016 No.15849262

>>15849146
Just... nothing in front of my side of the family. Sorry, that one's just a no-go.

> tfw you start getting into an argument over the wedding arrangements when she wants a 'traditional' union that is consummated in front of the guests. Eventually, you settle by agreeing to letting her pick the honeymoon location (how screwed am I, anons?)

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:24:43 2016 No.15849266

>>15849254
Because office work is menial, soul crushing, and unrewarding financially and mentally. I mean, think about it. She went and studied for a degree for this when her friends were all out finding husbands? Pent up isn't appropriate for describing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:25:06 2016 No.15849270 >>15849262 Enjoy your wonderful vacation to beautiful Lescatie!

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:25:07 2016 No.15849271

>>15849246
If you're married it'll be ok, sure you'll get all your coworkers slightly distracted and jealous of your wife but nothing that will harm the business

If you're single then let's just say you're going to get called to the boss's office a whole lot

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:26:08 2016 No.15849275
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>>15849254
Because the idea of bending her over her desk one late night, ripping open her leggings, and plunging deep inside of her as you help release months of her pent-up frustration is amazing. Bonus points if she was a ball-buster boss who worked you too hard and you walk in on her trying to relieve herself. That sweet catharsis, man.

And then the knowledge that she's going to try (and fail) to pretend it never happened and start lusting after your cock sets in and you realize you can tease her endlessly with it, seeing how far you can push her before she throws you against the wall and rides you raw in the middle of the work day. Watching her face shift between frustration that you can get away with it, anxiety at one of your co-workers walking in, and the ecstasy of a hard cock flooding her pussy is just the cherry on top.

And then she invites you on a 'private retreat'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:33:37 2016 No.15849291 When in doubt, slap a demons ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:35:07 2016 No.15849296 File: 581 KB, 1200x1600, 1442538151422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849291 Well? What are you waiting for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:35:25 2016 No.15849301 >>15849023 Oh wow, that's pretty. Artist really nailed the transparent effects.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:36:29 2016 No.15849306

>>15849270
Alright, I get that some people might marry someone with shit taste, but I have faith that mine wouldn't choose roper queen central. Maybe a ryugujo, maybe even the DL's capital. Maybe even a cold dank cave where nobody will ever find me again. All are... well, less bad than there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:38:22 2016 No.15849310 >>15849296 Beware, she's got a contract on her butt in invisible ink. Better use a glove or she'll get your fingerprints.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:38:33 2016 No.15849311 File: 933 KB, 1440x1120, Slimechart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How high would you go?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:40:04 2016 No.15849318 >>15849311 4, make her 5 with dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:40:11 2016 No.15849319 >>15849311 2 hits uncanny valley. 1 is pretty vanilla, 3 & 4 are clearly fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:40:13 2016 No.15849320 >>15849306 What about a nice trip to zipangu to visit some shrines and try some hot springs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:41:34 2016 No.15849323 File: 107 KB, 1000x894, Lich Rei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849311 1 Sorry not too big on Slimes. They're cute and all but they don't appeal to me. I'm more an undead guy myself. >Lich best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:45:10 2016 No.15849331 File: 1.66 MB, 1816x1730, EPVqXUs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849320 Oh, I think she has family there!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:45:30 2016 No.15849333 >>15849311 6

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:45:58 2016 No.15849335 File: 358 KB, 600x750, 49294375_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849311 3-4. 2 isn't slimy enough. If I'm gonna have a slime I want a goddamn slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:46:09 2016 No.15849336 File: 276 KB, 800x800, 1443060193882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849296 Motherfucker, I'll play those things like bongos if she lets me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:46:47 2016 No.15849338 >>15849002 Those are some not well drawn stomach muscles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:47:51 2016 No.15849340 File: 1.74 MB, 1272x1920, tumblr_o0v09tv77j1tu52bjo1_1281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849335 2 is alright if done right, though 3 and 4 are better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:48:02 2016 No.15849341 >>15849311 Honestly I don't think I'd go above 3. I want to fuck a human-looking slime, not just a mass of slime with a few human-looking features.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:50:09 2016 No.15849343 >>15849275 > tfw she's walking around wearing underwear you 'made use of' > all the MG monstergirls can tell > hardmode: getting her to wear them without actually giving her any beforehand stealth lewd is weirdly entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:52:36 2016 No.15849348 >>15849340 My main problem with 2 is a lot of artists just draw neon colored humans. They at least need to LOOK slimy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:56:26 2016 No.15849354 Witches are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 03:58:07 2016 No.15849359 File: 410 KB, 1227x1605, tumblr_odm67yoiFW1re14vqo1_1280[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849006 I'm gonna get tasted by one and enjoy it!

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:03:48 2016 No.15849368

>>15849343
>One session of particularly frenetic sex
>Hide her panties
>She can't find them, freaks out
>Can't risk being found, goes commando rest of the day
>Sneak them out
>wash them up that night so they're all pretty
>Come in early next day, before anyone else
>Head for the boss' office
>Kick back in her chair, rub one out & blow a huge load in her panties
>Drop them in an envelope with a note for her
>See your boss later that day
>Her face is flushed & she can't stop squirming
>She keeps glancing over at you from across the office
>Her face is a mix of humiliation, rage, and barely-contained lust
>Forced to stay late that night
>Janitor comes in the next day to all the paperwork on the floor, several broken desks & chairs, and a stink that no amount of Pine-Sol could cleanse

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:06:24 2016 No.15849372 >>15849146 I don't feel like I have to lay down rules because she wouldn't be interested in the things I hate 1) No exhibitionism That's about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:08:24 2016 No.15849379 >>15849311 What's a shoggoth's natural form? A 6? Because that. Helps she can chose to be anywhere from 1-5

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:16:18 2016 No.15849401 Wolfu waifu anons, how do you feel about her shedding and going into heat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:17:22 2016 No.15849405 >Go to bed at 5am >Wake up 3 hours later at 8am >Get to work for 9am >Realise I'd swapped my hours with someone else two weeks ago, and I don't need to be in until 12:30pm This is why I need an anubis in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:19:40 2016 No.15849409 >>15849401 Make a pillow out of her collected fur. Make her bite said pillow when she goes into heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:20:20 2016 No.15849411 File: 452 KB, 1200x1732, 010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849166 >Snails >Shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:21:00 2016 No.15849414 File: 533 KB, 990x1000, 1393100181463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849401 >shedding The price I'm willing to pay for warm fluff cuddles >going into heat Nigger, that's WHY I married her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:22:39 2016 No.15849419 >>15849411 Snails are hermaphroditic, so they'd be an entire race of futas. They're shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:23:08 2016 No.15849421 >>15849401 >shedding Solved by proper brushing, which also leaves them looking divine. This applies to foxes too. >heat That supposed to be a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:25:13 2016 No.15849425 >>15849419 >every animal trait has to carry over perfectly to the waifu version Then why do wolfus only have two teats?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:28:04 2016 No.15849431 >>15849425 A mutliboob wolfu doesn't sound like the worst thing, as long as it's not four huge cowtits. Very strange, but maybe something to try on the weekend with a potion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:28:29 2016 No.15849433 >>15849411 You're not helping.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:31:20 2016 No.15849440

>>15849401
>Shedding
I wouldn't mind her fur one bit, no matter where it might end up. Would brush her extra just to keep her tail, hair and paws looking sleek.

>going into heat
See if the rumour about controlling her and being able to turn her into a beast meant for cock with my pheromones is true.
See if the rumour about her controlling me and being able to turn me into a mindless, ravenous slave to wolfu pussy with her female pheromones is true.

Either way, doggystyle all night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:31:31 2016 No.15849441 >>15849425 So, what? Snails are just slimes with a shell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:34:45 2016 No.15849449 File: 1.18 MB, 1218x1274, 1470178800095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849414 >fluff cuddles The best kind

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:40:29 2016 No.15849472 >>15849441 Snails aren't slimes dingus, slimes are protists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:42:58 2016 No.15849477 >>15849449 I wonder if raijus shed. The static electricity would be everywhere if they did, and it'd stick to everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:45:30 2016 No.15849484 File: 158 KB, 864x864, beetle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to feed the beetle

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:47:06 2016 No.15849491 >>15849484 No, I hate beetles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:47:22 2016 No.15849493 >>15849477 The static causes the fur to stick to themselves. It means less mess, but brushing results in several huge furballs the size of your fist and more electrical charge in them than a car battery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:48:43 2016 No.15849499 File: 359 KB, 700x1002, Sahuagin2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like sahus. Do you like sahus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:49:45 2016 No.15849504 File: 192 KB, 700x781, 1433903582085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849484 I want to see how long a mantis or beetle can maintain their kuu in the face of mushy love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:49:46 2016 No.15849505 >>15849499 I find them cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:50:15 2016 No.15849507 >>15849499 aquatic washboards are cute C U T E

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:53:13 2016 No.15849519 >>15849484 Don't, they might not look like it but beetles are greedy beings feeding them once equates feeding them until you run out of money >>15849499 I like them but I never think about them unless someone brings them up, they are so forgettable

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 04:55:54 2016 No.15849530 File: 1017 KB, 850x2000, cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] big cake demon titties?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:00:04 2016 No.15849542 File: 606 KB, 983x958, 1448219955645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849530 I think I prefer pai to cake, but sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:11:09 2016 No.15849580 >>15849491 Are you the same guy that hates foxes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:24:23 2016 No.15849621 >>15849530 >Dose hips Damn. Is this a manga?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:31:22 2016 No.15849653 File: 562 KB, 750x1000, 58550462_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849542 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:32:09 2016 No.15849657 Gex the Gecko as a monstergirl when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:32:14 2016 No.15849658 >>15849530 I want to fuck that demon every day for the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:32:57 2016 No.15849659 >>15849580 No, who could hate foxes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:35:37 2016 No.15849669 File: 318 KB, 472x744, sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849621 > Is this a manga? Sooner or later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:39:26 2016 No.15849681 >>15849657 Do you really want them to quip one liners at you constantly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:40:50 2016 No.15849687 >>15849681 She sings "rocket man" poorly every time you cum inside her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:49:33 2016 No.15849717 >>15849657 Fuck you, now I want to play Gex 3d again with the british dub.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:58:30 2016 No.15849757 I've had this silly idea of a kid that goes to ryugujo after class everyday and becomes friend with the Otohime that runs the place As soon as he is of age they marry and have sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:59:02 2016 No.15849761 >>15849717 Do it, Anon. Do it for lizards and lizardgirls everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 05:59:38 2016 No.15849762 >>15849657 Don't start this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:00:28 2016 No.15849765 >>15849757 Jesus shat in a hot pink tiara someone call the wacky police this man is out of control.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:01:46 2016 No.15849771 >>15849762 Don't start what? Don't you want to participate in some tail time with a cute lizard girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:03:36 2016 No.15849777 >>15849771 >tail time STOP

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:05:43 2016 No.15849780 >>15849669 The words just seemed like some kind ot title.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:05:51 2016 No.15849781 File: 231 KB, 1254x1771, 8d35c98086a58e307bdab7609b1f059a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849335 There's something just really amusing about slimes wearing clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:06:38 2016 No.15849784 >>15849777 No, you'll take your high impact gexual violence, and you'll like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:08:07 2016 No.15849786 >>15849784 >high impact gexual violence You got a wheeze from me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:08:31 2016 No.15849788 >>15848797 >>15848802 Now I'm just imagining a montage of growing old with my waifu, realising we can't have kids and then I die and she's old, alone and miserable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:08:55 2016 No.15849789 >>15849786 That's all I ever hoped for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:10:59 2016 No.15849791 File: 256 KB, 856x1000, sizedif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849780 > The words just seemed like some kind ot title. It is, just that it won't come out before long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:11:01 2016 No.15849792 >>15849784 NO. STOP THIS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:12:27 2016 No.15849794 >>15849784 Is she going to make pop culture references during sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:13:13 2016 No.15849798 >>15849791 Oh, hi. I like your work in the OC threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:14:35 2016 No.15849804 >>15849792 It's too late. We've opened the floodgates now. >>15849794 Yes. All outdated and entirely inappropriate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:14:56 2016 No.15849805 >>15849499 I'd throw old boots at them if I ever saw any.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:15:04 2016 No.15849806

>>15849781
>Shoggoth in spats under her maid uniform
>The uniform is all her, but the spats are entirely foreign materials
>She can't help but feel conscious of the tight material hugging her ass
>Until she gets used to the feeling of being clothes, her movements are tentative and demure
>A surprise smack on her ass that would once get you a throaty moan gives a high "kyaa!" of surprise

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:16:09 2016 No.15849812 >>15849792 Would you like me to gexit the premises?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:17:46 2016 No.15849816 >>15849812 There are some puns even a Cheshire won't stand for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:18:56 2016 No.15849818 >>15849816 Surely you mean Charon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:19:06 2016 No.15849819 File: 284 KB, 861x1200, 54101237_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849812 IF YOU DON'T STOP I'LL BULLY THIS MONOEYE I SWEAR TO GOD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:19:50 2016 No.15849821 >>15849819 That's a little gextreme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:22:11 2016 No.15849828 >>15849819 I like this Monoeye. I think I'm going to insert things in her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:23:17 2016 No.15849831 File: 216 KB, 713x1095, 51907475_p4_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849821 I MEAN IT, STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OR THE ONE-EYED GET'S IT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:24:28 2016 No.15849833 >>15849819 >>15849831 >Master1200 Disappointing, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:29:33 2016 No.15849848 >>15849831 Yes, let's give it to her! I'll do her backside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:30:25 2016 No.15849850 >>15849788 Goddammit anon, why. Why must you always bring up the downer part of any given thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:30:51 2016 No.15849853 File: 240 KB, 1071x1153, 1474108251894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This time she'll get Spider anon for sure!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:31:43 2016 No.15849856 Thinking about it, at least there isn't any art of a catgirl Bubsy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:33:21 2016 No.15849863 >>15849850 Because it's all I can think of. >>15849853 >brownies This is okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:34:30 2016 No.15849867 >>15849856 Bubsy is a cat?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:34:31 2016 No.15849868

>>15849765
Hey, that's the just base of it

Think of how much fun the kid would have, of all the Zipangu girls and friends he'd have to turn down so he could go to ryugujo everyday

The Otohime would love seeing his reactions to her kingdom, they'd play and dance together all the time. She'd tell all her court to back off the kid because he's hers
And during all these years, in the back of her mind she'd be thinking about how much she wants to see the face he'd make during his first orgasm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:36:17 2016 No.15849875 >>15849819 So what is a monoeye's range of vision anyway? Do they take in more light for visual processing? Does that mean their vision is more easily damaged? where is the nose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:36:35 2016 No.15849878 >>15849867 Well, a bobcat, anyway. His name is literally Bubsy Bobcat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:37:03 2016 No.15849881 >>15849659 Foxes are sluts! Sluts!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:38:59 2016 No.15849889 >>15849868 Otohimes confirmed as literal attention whores. Like, dancing on stage 'look at meeee' levels of ojou ohohohohoes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:45:36 2016 No.15849905 >>15849878 >Bobcat >Bob Would she have a pseudo penis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:46:56 2016 No.15849911 File: 888 KB, 1061x1500, 58951595_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15849881 Only some of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:47:37 2016 No.15849915 >>15849905 You know what? Yes. It's that bad of an attempt at a mascot character. It has two sets of genitalia and it sometimes wakes up with them sort of together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:47:41 2016 No.15849916 >>15849889 Otohimes are pure attention whores, they only need the attention of a single man to be fully satisfied Wouldn't you like a waifu who tries her best to keep you amused and fulfilled?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:50:40 2016 No.15849922 >>15849905 Anon, I'm literally the most triggered individual on the planet right now because of that post.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:54:29 2016 No.15849931

>>15849916
Well yeah, I'm just glad KC understands me finally. In a way, people like her are the purest, because they haven't been shot down by negative people enough to want to hide on the internet all day. Though now that I put it like that, it feels like I really want a rich and spoiled but innocent and cheery daughteru to protect...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 06:59:48 2016 No.15849943 >>15849931 >Otohime tries to take a jaded anon to the Ryugujo to teach him how to have fun

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:05:10 2016 No.15849952

>>15849931
Would you keep her a spoiled princess as long as possible or would you let her inherit the familial domain so that she learns to be a leader while you and your waifu can peacefully retire?

>>15849943
>He doesn't react to anything
>Not even her most beautiful dance
>She drags him to her room
>He sits there asking if he is going to get raped
>She simply brings a few drinks and asks if he wants to tell her what is wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:12:17 2016 No.15849978 >>15849952 >Anon just says "nothing"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:15:02 2016 No.15849991 >>15849978 Just like real life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:19:29 2016 No.15850009 >>15849911 Kitsunes are for tender love and cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:21:31 2016 No.15850018 >>15849991 Except Otohime won't leave you alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:22:27 2016 No.15850023 >>15849978 >>15849991 Well, that's when she brings the magic drugs or whatever she keeps for the people who need to (re)learn how to have fun High anon would have a blast with everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:28:20 2016 No.15850051 >>15850009 If by "tender love" you mean tying up and snuggling their tail until it's ragged, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 07:39:32 2016 No.15850104 >>15850051 No. By tender love I mean helping her brush her beautiful tails.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:11:03 2016 No.15850184
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On one hand, she's basically a chicken and that's funny.

On the other hand, she can turn you to stone by looking at you and that is not funny because that would suck.

On the third hand, she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:13:27 2016 No.15850197 >>15850184 I really like KC's design of the Basilisk. Especially the glowy loins

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:16:09 2016 No.15850214 >>15850184 Hate the hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:19:51 2016 No.15850232 File: 134 KB, 433x793, sheep sheared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15850214 Short hair is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:20:38 2016 No.15850234 >>15850232 >Short hair is shit. Agreed

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:30:59 2016 No.15850255 >>15850232 Which girl is the best with short hair? Holstaurs rock it pretty well but at the same time Hakutaku's hair is among the best >>15850234 Long hair is better but both are great and different girls need different hairstyles

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:38:40 2016 No.15850274 Girls have FOUR mouths!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:42:05 2016 No.15850284 >>15850274 One..two..three....wait?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:49:21 2016 No.15850302 I really just wish I could cuddle up with my waifu right now. I wonder if they know when we're thinking of them.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:53:28 2016 No.15850313
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>Constantly reference 'my waifu'
>Implying that you have a choice in your waifu
>You do not choose your waifu. Your waifu chooses you. Your preferences are irrelevant.

This is the reality of MG subjugation. You can live comfortably in knowing that your decisions are not your own and that you are not in charge of your own well-being.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:10:03 2016 No.15850362 File: 1.32 MB, 2000x1500, 1460281156793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters are lovable little troublemakers that just want your affection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:21:27 2016 No.15850395 >>15850313 Monster girls deliberately seek out humans who they appeal to. E.g. a big breasted monster girl will be attracted to men who like big breasts.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:34:05 2016 No.15850433

>>15850362
But what if I miss a work day because a monster decided to rape me?

What if I got hooked on some monster's venom?

What if a monster gets pregnant from raping me and then forces me to take responsibility?

I just want to lead a peaceful life as a single virgin man, monsters are not entitled to my semen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:40:52 2016 No.15850464 >>15850395 So if I like chubby, oppai lolis they'll come to me? If so, I may not be seeing that many

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:44:55 2016 No.15850478 >>15850395 Oh dear lord I'm thinking about the cavalcade of monster girls that would fight for my love because of my many fetishes. I would then silence them all when I find and settle down with a nice paladin girl. Because I've always wanted a son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:46:17 2016 No.15850483 >>15850464 This is in monster girls land Anon. >>15850478 They'll probably go out and try to catch some Paladin girls and say they're open to bigamy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:49:50 2016 No.15850495 >>15849806 I wanna see this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:49:53 2016 No.15850496 >>15850478 >spoiler This is why the monsters must win

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:52:37 2016 No.15850504 >>15849530 >>15849669 >>15849791 Smurf? If that is you, I've gotten some nice stuff from you on /a/ before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 09:57:39 2016 No.15850522 >>15850184 Tansy a cute. http://i.imgur.com/jjW4Nkd.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:07:55 2016 No.15850569 >>15850395 Do you think I could bring out a hiki neet girl out of her house with the power of love?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:12:46 2016 No.15850591 >>15850569 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRv5LwX4jzI This is the greatest remix ever made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:16:42 2016 No.15850612 File: 691 KB, 1072x1241, Setz (1.1) [F].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It begins

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:19:19 2016 No.15850624 >>15850612 Setz is a cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:20:42 2016 No.15850627 >>15850591 I believe I have found the perfect romantic song for a slow dance with an Ogre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI You knew what the song would be a remix of before you opened it didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:23:16 2016 No.15850642 >>15850612 >5'11 vs 6'0

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:23:55 2016 No.15850647 >>15850627 Of course I knew, because somebody once told me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:33:26 2016 No.15850683 >wanted to do shit today >it's raining and doesn't look like it will let up any time soon Fucking water Wurms. Not like I needed to sell kittens for food money, or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:39:28 2016 No.15850708 File: 136 KB, 700x872, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15850313 I want a nerdy centipede with thick glasses and a comfy sweater.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:49:59 2016 No.15850735 >>15850184 Baby, I'm already rock hard. I wouldn't mind the gargoyle petrifucation, though, where it's a pleasurable bonding experience. Also, damn, thread needs to ease up on the images.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:53:45 2016 No.15850746 File: 65 KB, 310x588, Glacies_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yandere glacies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:55:32 2016 No.15850750 >>15850746 Yandere good. Glacies shit. They are like frozen Undines that became utterly worthless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 10:58:21 2016 No.15850758 >>15850504 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:00:05 2016 No.15850766 File: 166 KB, 1200x675, 1474113106041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you ready for "take a bath with your waifu" VR simulators?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:00:56 2016 No.15850771 >>15850750 >shit You too

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:01:52 2016 No.15850775 >>15850766 Now that's quite the embarassing shit to do with people around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:01:57 2016 No.15850776 File: 478 KB, 900x600, tumblr_m4xfwpDV381qermm1o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15850746 I'd think this one's suited for yandere as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:02:03 2016 No.15850778 File: 437 KB, 777x1200, 1458880464236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15850758 Marvelous, I pray for your continuing growth as a drawfag in that regard. Also, thanks again for the Jack booty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:14:41 2016 No.15850823 >>15850758 You should do some monstergirls here man. I know you'd do a fantastic Wight and Dhampir, for instance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:15:51 2016 No.15850827 Remember that the elves of Ulthuan are a dying race, please volunteer for their breeding sl- HUSBAND program today and strengthen the bonds between races

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:19:17 2016 No.15850838 >>15850827 I want to go but the way is blocked by Orc-women who keep yelling about a frog and toad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:21:35 2016 No.15850848 File: 667 KB, 1325x629, Familiar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is every Familiar a special snowflake?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:21:41 2016 No.15850849

I need something to distact me how my one character I have been working on for my shitty saga is practically Maria from BB minus the katanas and combusting blood, so how about MGK?

You are Jimmy, master of Pokemon and ruler of the swings.
Do you go to Pharaoh's sleepover with Anubis, Sandworm, and Wurm?
Do you and Ophy show preschool Scylla and Seabishop how to play baseketball?
Do you enjoy a nice mug of hot chocolate with Yuki, Yeti, and the Wendigo who refuses to be anywhere but the edge of your vision?
Do you and Dragon climb trees with Wyvern?
Do you and 6th grade Wock plan a decent birthday party for 6th grade Lilim?
Do you grab the 6th grade Hakutaku teacher's takus while shouting "HONK HONK" as she goes on about Square's history?
Do you watch hardcore, borderline illegal, porn with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellpup?
Do you and Albino Lamia enjoy a nice dinner at Lich's while she makes a Golem out of rainbow shell?
Or do you and Kiki put mini Shogs on your heads like hats?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:22:02 2016 No.15850851 >>15850838 Yeah, just give them a few weapons and point them to the nearest dwarf hold or army, they'll leave you (mostly) alone

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:23:23 2016 No.15850855 >>15850851 Okay, but I'm not sure about this. Will I at least be given to a nice, high class elf mistress?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:23:30 2016 No.15850856 >>15850849 Minishogs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:24:03 2016 No.15850857 >>15850849 I'll go shopping with Wock to get Lilim a great Birthday present. Like a new bra.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:25:41 2016 No.15850863 >>15850855 Yes you will. Whether she is a sorceress of the highest magnitude, a daughter of nobility, or the leading gladiator in the pi- head of the royal guard, you just need to get into the boat and sail to your wives

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:25:42 2016 No.15850864 >>15850776 Yandere spiders are best

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:27:27 2016 No.15850870 >>15850857 >bra >when she's flat Anon you devil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:27:27 2016 No.15850871 >>15850863 Okay, guess I'll be getting on that boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:31:18 2016 No.15850887 >>15850849 Clearly I'm watching the porn with the Hellhound and specifically the Hellhound until she asks to try it out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:31:34 2016 No.15850889 >>15850746 Hey, chill out >>15850849 Help the Wendigo overcome her nervousness through hot chocolate and friendship

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:31:41 2016 No.15850891 File: 42 KB, 788x384, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just got this lovely piece from a place I'd have preferred not to request from at all: http://i.imgur.com/vj9ETru.jpg

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:31:42 2016 No.15850892
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>>15850823
Working on making a maximum of character designs for demon characters of a comic story (as in, can still be any kind of monster type, will just give them at least a horn) like >>15849530
, so if anything wouldn't mind getting suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:32:27 2016 No.15850896 >>15850871 Awesome, now just sit in the safety cage till you get to the market

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:33:21 2016 No.15850901 >>15850896 Wait cage?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:35:22 2016 No.15850909 >>15850870 It's two birds with one stone Get to revenge bully Lilim And get to go with Wocky bra shopping to see her try on all sorts of bras

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:35:41 2016 No.15850912 >>15850892 Demon girl with eyepatch over left eye, using her wings like a waistcoat, and has a smarmy smile like Sam from MGR.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:37:22 2016 No.15850915 >>15850891 That's lewd. Would accept a drink from her though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:38:07 2016 No.15850918 >>15850901 It's for your own safety. You'll be let out once landfall is made

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:39:39 2016 No.15850923 >>15850918 Safety? From what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:40:27 2016 No.15850926 >>15850891 where would that be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:41:16 2016 No.15850929 >>15850909 Wock isn't that big either, but she'll get bigger in the 8th grade.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:42:52 2016 No.15850933 >>15850912 > using her wings like a waistcoat That weirdly precise, not sure how to imagine that. Kinda like Slan from Berserk but hiding more skin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:43:29 2016 No.15850936 >>15850849 Tree climbing is dangerously cool. I'm gonna fall on purpose so the dragon catches me in a princess like way so I can lock eyes and blush with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:45:19 2016 No.15850939 >>15850923 Falling off the boat, getting groped by the sailors, seeing the secret raids conducted to bring more slaves back to Naggaroth, accidentally walking in on the captain. You know, the usual stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:48:35 2016 No.15850949 >>15850939 I see...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:48:56 2016 No.15850951 >>15849035 The original slimy maid.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:49:52 2016 No.15850952

>>15850933
Sort of. Also clothed, unlike her.

It's basically an idea over a Succubus/Demon swordsman I thought about a while ago, who uses magic to conjure up swords or warp her wings/tail into blades if need be. Meant to be serious, but also a bit lewd in her fighting style as she practically gets in your face asap before wrecking you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:50:26 2016 No.15850953 >>15850949 Come on Anon, your mistress(es) are waiting

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:51:14 2016 No.15850956 >>15850936 Nope. You land on Wyvern, making her spill her juice. Now she's crying while Dragon tries to cheer her up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:53:00 2016 No.15850963 >>15850956 Wait, Dragon isn't going to cheer up the poor broken boy who fell on a hard uncomfortable Wyvern? His foot's probably broken now! He'll need someone to princess carry him to the infirmary in a heroic way.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:53:42 2016 No.15850964

>>15849146
>no exhibitionism
>no doing any kink if one of us is not into it
>not in front of family
>sex may be priority but not at the expense of things to enable more comfy house and sex life

Everything else doesn't really matter because I am so desperate and lonely for affection I instinctively fantasize about being embraced by a monster girl before and after bed. Chances are if monster girls ever came to be as we know it without some monkey's paw BS, I'd act like the most submissize, subservient pussy worshipping man you'd ever see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:54:20 2016 No.15850968 >>15850963 No, you're fine. Dragons make good landing cushions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:54:25 2016 No.15850970 >>15850953 (es)? I'm scared now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:54:57 2016 No.15850972 >>15849174 She is just a friend. We have no desire to fuck. Please put the knife down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:55:37 2016 No.15850973 >>15850956 Shit, guess that's how the plan went down. Mind as well give the Wyvern a piggyback ride and forget about the dragon for a bit while I notice that the crybaby is now taking a nap on my back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:55:47 2016 No.15850974 >>15850968 Is this the densest Dragon in the world? I'm gonna write her mother an angry but formal and well written letter saying she needs to get her daughter to be more aware of when a boy is trying to get her to advance on him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:56:35 2016 No.15850977 >>15850970 It's fine. You like eight hour, four on one domming don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:58:26 2016 No.15850982 >>15850977 I prefer having just one mistress.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:59:18 2016 No.15850985

>>15849499
I do, but every time I try to fantasize about them, the "I'm beginning to see alot like fishmen, everywhere I go, from the moment I went to down I started to look around I can see some more."

It's kind of hard to fap when you keep seeing a man in a fish costume hacking a door with a hand axe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:59:23 2016 No.15850986 >>15850974 She probably is. Any advances are brushed of easily because she doesn't seen to understand, so her denseness must've spread to her body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:59:32 2016 No.15850987 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CfuBSfqD0c Not quite sure how this ended up in my recommended videos but I'm glad that it did. Now I'm having fantasises about being kiss raped by a Jinko or Hinezumi in the middle of a ring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:59:53 2016 No.15850990 >>15850974 I am sure Dragon's mum would laugh at your letter's handwriting.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:02:33 2016 No.15850999

>>15850313
Dude the people who said they would write some revenge porn where even when the centipede wins she still loses on a loveless relationship built on drugs and infidelity flakes harder than dandruff, I have no inclination to feel any form of hatred when reading that old thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:03:20 2016 No.15851001 >>15850982 Eh, you'll get used to it. Now buckle up and throw on the blanket, it gets cold in Naggaroth

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:04:55 2016 No.15851008 >>15850892 Warrior/berserker/mercenary kikimora? Warlord ryu & paladin shirohebi fishnet kunoichi holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:05:09 2016 No.15851009 >>15850313 I should have never capped this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:05:59 2016 No.15851011 File: 748 KB, 1332x629, Cursed Sword.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15850892 :Lizardgirl corrupted/possessed by living armour (sexy) and cursed swordm like the soul edge from SC

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:09:01 2016 No.15851020 >>15850892 demon mantis

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:11:18 2016 No.15851028 File: 665 KB, 867x1717, chupacabra-tan c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15850892 I want to see your take on the chupa-chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:11:51 2016 No.15851031 Fat Dark Elf titties. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=58889506&page=13

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:12:13 2016 No.15851034 >>15850990 Dear future mother in law, Put dick in her face, daughter just smiles and zips it back up. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:13:23 2016 No.15851038 >>15851011 >your waifu is your weapon I like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:13:58 2016 No.15851043 >>15850313 Suicide is always an option, anon.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:16:00 2016 No.15851046

>>15851011
Lizardgirl wearing Living Armor, wielding a Cursed Sword, wearing that cloth pussy monster girl as a cape protected by her pendant made from her friend's phylactery.

I don't want to face a synchronized mass of sexual desire of that magnitude. I can't comprehend how much edging they must have been in search of a compatible polygamous husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:17:24 2016 No.15851051 >>15851028 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra Wait, she's supposed to be a version of that monster? They doesn't really looks similar at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:18:04 2016 No.15851053 >>15850892 Oh, fuck, I always wanted to see the Jersey Devil as a monstergirl. Whether you do it or someone else does, I'd love it.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:18:12 2016 No.15851054

>suddenly look up from reading the newspaper in an epiphany
>"I have the sudden and insatiable urge to fuck a kikimora"
>nearby kikimora pauses, feather duster frozen in her hand
>"...without her consent..."
>several moments pass before kikimora gently sets down the feather duster and briskly walks out of the room
>carefully refold the newspaper and begin the hunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:18:41 2016 No.15851057 >>15851011 It will never cease to amaze me how rapists turn into such cute waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:19:04 2016 No.15851058 >>15851046 It makes them stronger

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:20:54 2016 No.15851061 >>15851051 There's more than one interpretation of it, a quick image search on google will show that no one can agree what it looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:21:17 2016 No.15851062 >>15851054 Please don't rape the Kikis anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:22:36 2016 No.15851066 >>15851062 It's not rape if she wants it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:23:28 2016 No.15851068 >>15851034 She'll do what she always does: use sweats and snacks to bribe you two into marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:24:07 2016 No.15851071 File: 500 KB, 700x952, Umm... Why are you sitting here alone. Are you hurt some where. What can I do to help you..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15850892 Dark Sea Bishop

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:25:54 2016 No.15851075 >>15851068 >"I'll give you this hoard of chocolate golden coins and lots of sweet love if you marry me." Now you have a dragon wife. Congrats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:26:08 2016 No.15851076 >>15851051 It's not an actual animal; descriptions vary. Just consider how many different depictions you've seen of other varying mythological creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:26:38 2016 No.15851081 >>15851066 >>"...without her consent..." anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:27:11 2016 No.15851084 I really want to know what a Hellhound's sweat smells like

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:28:46 2016 No.15851087 >>15851075 The mother is the one trying to get Jimmy and her daughter together, not Jimmy and herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:34:07 2016 No.15851097 >>15851087 Oops, looks like I missread that. But still, if her mother said those things I'm sure she would be okay with marrying Jimmy right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:38:18 2016 No.15851109 >>15851084 Charcoal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:39:22 2016 No.15851111 >>15851097 Maybe if he was older, had scars with a manly beard, and killed whales with a knife like her late husband did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:40:07 2016 No.15851113 >>15851109 Maybe a campfire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:43:04 2016 No.15851116 >>15851084 take a shit and sniff it after, there

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:43:59 2016 No.15851119

>>15850987
I believe this is a fetish video for people who have a thing for "kissing spells" or whatever.

That recurring thing in anime/cartoons/video games where you get put under a spell with a kiss.

Speaking of borderline pornographic youtube videos, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-SGsjLWnRQ

Tfw no lizardgirl who will leg grab you into submission

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:45:09 2016 No.15851124 [DELETED]

>>15850912
>>15851008
>>15851011
>>15851020
>>15851053
Nice, I'll keep those ideas in mind. Don't expect full proper drawings like >>15849530 though, more like a sketch and then I'll think about how to integrate them.

On the side note, kinda wanted to keep a 1:1 ratio for the males and females demon characters, so some of them might either end as bulky guys or cute boys.

>>15851071
This one can't really work since it'll take place on land.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:45:21 2016 No.15851126 >>15851116 We weren't talking about your waifu or mother, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:46:04 2016 No.15851129 >>15851051 Some consider it more Lizard/Alien like, while others consider it more Wolf/Coyote like. It's one of those creatures that has multiple interpretations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:47:15 2016 No.15851135 >>15851124 >kinda wanted to keep a 1:1 ratio for the males and females demon characters, so some of them might either end as bulky guys or cute boys. Just a heads up don't post those here. Just trust me on this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:47:20 2016 No.15851136 >>15851124 Avoid posting the male ones. I am serious; 10030% serious. Also, for the eyepatch demon grill, try giving her long hair or one of those thick braids like Agrias Oaks has.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:49:02 2016 No.15851138 >>15851084 I wonder how would a hellhound feel if a guy came and asked to sniff her after a good workout session.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:50:58 2016 No.15851141

I just want to open up a kikimora sanctuary

Where kikimoras can be happy and clean to their hearts content, and can hone their cleaning and cooking skills

And when its bed time, all the kikimoras sleep in a giant fluff pile with me on a bunch of king size mattress pushed together.

And to make money, their services are rented out to clean after parties/events

tactical cleaning kikimoras are premium of course; emergency clean up takes 10 mins or less

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:51:41 2016 No.15851144 >>15851141 So a plantation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:51:58 2016 No.15851145 >>15851119 I'm just a slut for kisses, spells or not. >Speaking of borderline pornographic youtube videos, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-SGsjLWnRQ God bless youtube and their inconsistent standards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:52:05 2016 No.15851146 File: 19 KB, 338x262, j009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851135 >>15851136 Not that I really intended to, but is there more to it than "it's a monster girl thread so it's not appropriate"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:54:27 2016 No.15851155 >>15851138 I'm sure they'd be into it. It's a monster girl so it'd probably end with sex. Reminds me of that sparring into shower sex greentext.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:55:40 2016 No.15851157 >>15851146 Well, to put it simply: MG thread, as you said. We're about the women, not the men, as they are our butter and bread. A certain anon, or 3, will constantly start shit with it, so I reccomend not posting it here or so help me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:55:43 2016 No.15851158 >>15851146 There are a few things that might set people off in these threads. Monsterboys is one of them. Might want to avoid yuri too if it ever comes up.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 12:57:47 2016 No.15851163 [DELETED]

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>>15851146
Pic related are the reasons the thread doesn't like it. But those are lesser importance to the main fact that Monster Boys cause shitstorms here and should be avoided.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:00:04 2016 No.15851169

>>15851155
And there it goes.
The image of a sweaty hellhound holding me head and telling me to feel, lick and smell her body, saying that I should remember every little detail because I'm about to get addicted to it made my dick go crazy once again.

Thanks Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:00:30 2016 No.15851170 >>15851146 Naw, just a bunch of whiny boys who can't handle delicious men. Monsterboys need love too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:01:09 2016 No.15851175 Don't do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:01:40 2016 No.15851176 >>15851163 >stupid reasons to keep the hugbox pure

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:04:14 2016 No.15851183 >>15851163 > because they're fucking gay Looking at how fairly popular traps and husbando are on /a/ you'd think those would be a bit more accepted on /jp/. Not that I really care.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:05:23 2016 No.15851186 [DELETED]

>>15851163
OC donut steels are still in every setting we have.
Shit, I've got a Lilim, a Golem, a bloodknight human girl who scares most monsters by just smiling and may or may not turn into either a Kej or something later on, a Demon who rapes people to death, and a Vampire with an old butler and an airheaded maid for servants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:05:31 2016 No.15851187 >>15851124 Sea bishops can go on land, and more likely if they're dark. Good luck!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:05:37 2016 No.15851188 >>15851176 Pretty much

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:06:57 2016 No.15851191 >>15851146 >>15851163 Also this: >>/jp/thread/S15634470#p15647360

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:10:19 2016 No.15851199 >>15851183 I'd think that they'd be unpopular here because they're popular on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:10:46 2016 No.15851200 File: 79 KB, 913x767, wackyhook2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys really fucking suck at not taking bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:12:07 2016 No.15851203 >>15851186 I'm sure there's a line between normal OCs and blatant nadthin bersonal kidd self-inserts

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:12:33 2016 No.15851204 >>15851200 And you suck in general.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:13:05 2016 No.15851207 >>15851191 I think it's too late for that. We're always gonna have these shits around. The best we can do is support drawfags like Latenight and talk about our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:15:01 2016 No.15851211 File: 326 KB, 822x600, c48b678e6668bd35b1b0f4a4bbc8f283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851204 I'll show you a suck, fuckboy.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:16:52 2016 No.15851217 [DELETED]

>>15851203
>>15851186
OCs can be done tastefully. It's just that every asshole with an idea feels privileged to share it without putting any real thought into the character. I mean, the monstergirls we waifu or personalize are slowly characterized by our thoughts and discussions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:17:58 2016 No.15851218 >>15851207 >We're always gonna have these shits around. All the more important to have absolutely zero tolerance for their faggotry if they try to push it on the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:18:56 2016 No.15851222 >>15851211 That's actually a pretty tasteful way of giving mermaids lingerie. Although it still brings up the unfortunate question of how fishy their fish bits are when it comes to where their ass really is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:19:07 2016 No.15851224 File: 333 KB, 940x1396, 59030698_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like the trend of boats as monster girls continues with Inazuma as a kobold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:19:43 2016 No.15851226 >>15851186 Did you type that to advertise yourself?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:21:06 2016 No.15851230 [DELETED]

>>15851218
Well we ain't doing so hot if we keep replying to the bait! Just ignore it. They feel satisfied seeing us freak out over it. Maybe we can just point them to places where monsterboys are a thing and hope they lurk there. Although besides Tumbler and DeviantArt I have no idea if there's a place where monsterboys are okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:21:11 2016 No.15851232 >>15851224 neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:21:24 2016 No.15851235 >>15851224 Mutsu as a minotaur/Nagato as a demon when?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:22:01 2016 No.15851236 [DELETED]

>>15851203
So more than 1 minute of thought in characterization > chuuni self insert using kuhtahnahs?

>>15851217
So putting thought into the character, how they interact, how others interacts with them, and making them stand out without being generic waifu XYZ?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:22:48 2016 No.15851238 [DELETED]

>>15851191
> We don't want furries

That's another question, even /a/ hate those.

Then again, it does is understandable to "refuse" monster boys because that means allowing as much smut for them as there are for monster girls right now.

This thread is for people who like monster girls on human guy, it's simpler that way.

But wouldn't mind accepting monster boy traps personally

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:23:28 2016 No.15851239 >>15851226 No, just bored. I wish we would talk about settings again because I like seeing other people's idears for their worlds and such.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:24:10 2016 No.15851240 >>15851235 Minotaur went to Musashi, I'd love Nagato as a demon though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:25:28 2016 No.15851243 >>15851236 I don't think you understand what 'self-insert' means

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:28:59 2016 No.15851256 [DELETED]

>>15851230
The correct way to reply to bait is to tell them to go back to tumblr and/or to kill themselves.
Arguing will result in nothing and "just ignoring it" has never worked for ANYTHING DURING THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MANKIND. If you "just ignore it", it'll just be silent acceptance for monsterboys or yuri or whatever else shit, and it'll only get worse.

>>15851238
>spoiler
You can go to go to /y/ if you like choking on cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:29:48 2016 No.15851258 >>15851238 Anon, please. aobe mahito makes some seriously cute catbois

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:29:50 2016 No.15851259 >>15851238 >But wouldn't mind accepting monster boy traps personally >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:31:02 2016 No.15851266 >>15851256 >You can go to go to /y/ if you like choking on cocks. I'm 95% for girls and 5% cute traps, calm down. It's as as minor as it can be, and mostly for "draw a girl and call it a boy" anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:33:09 2016 No.15851272 >>15851243 I could never self-insert, to be honest. I'd never want to be such a bland and two-dimensional character myself. Why can't people just appreciate characters with depth and personality being in love? And then watching them fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:35:09 2016 No.15851277 File: 73 KB, 600x720, 30ddace5f03f1f5143a9b9b39364f28d.jpg?2715256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best vampire. THE BEST.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:35:12 2016 No.15851278 So, what is your monster waifu's blood type?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:35:22 2016 No.15851279 >>15851272 I like a character with character.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:36:22 2016 No.15851285 >>15851256 But isn't telling them to go back to tumbler or kill themselves arguing with them? It seems like either way it's not gonna work. Trolls are gonna troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:36:47 2016 No.15851287 >>15851277 >>15851278 >Vampire post 3 seconds away from a blood post Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:37:25 2016 No.15851288 >>15851277 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:38:12 2016 No.15851293 >>15851277 Seeing flatpires just reminds me of that little girl from Anne Rice's book. Having the mind of an adult woman with an ageless loli body is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:38:26 2016 No.15851294 >>15851278 How the fuck should I know? It's not like she's actually real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:40:19 2016 No.15851299 >>15851277 PART OF

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:40:34 2016 No.15851301 >>15851277 Friendly reminder her game is being translated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:40:41 2016 No.15851302 >>15851278 I don't even know my own bloodtype.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:42:07 2016 No.15851305 >>15851169 Don't worry anon, I'm a slut for a hellhound too.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:42:32 2016 No.15851307

コンセプトは【タツノオトシゴ】【人魚＋龍】【我侭お姫様】【舞姫】
　
　案内人の海和尚に続いて「竜宮城」の主、「乙姫」様です！
初期アイデアスケッチでは雰囲気や方向性は固まっているものの、細かいデザインは異なっています。

　原典の乙姫は皆さんご存知、「浦島太郎」に出てくる「竜宮城」のお姫様です。
　乙姫は竜宮の主である竜神の娘とされていますので、図鑑世界では人魚と竜の両方の属性を持たせるために、
「タツノオトシゴ」の下半身を持つ人魚となりました。
　浦島太郎にお土産として渡された「玉手箱」は、お話では空けると浦島太郎が煙に包まれ、
一瞬の内にお爺さんとなってしまうという代物でしたが、
図鑑世界の玉手箱は、その魔力の煙に包まれると楽園の様な竜宮城での暮らしが追体験でき、
更には未経験のアトラクションや魔物との交わりまで疑似体験できるという素敵なお土産となっています。

　竜宮城にまた来てね！と言わんばかりの、玉手箱を味わうと、
現実との暮らしのギャップに一気に老け込んでしまうらしく（実際に歳をとるわけではありません）
　程なくして、竜宮城から魔物が迎えに来るわけです･･･！
（当然、魔物の嫁が出来て竜宮城の暮らしを愉しめば、元通り、どころか前よりも若々しく、活力と精力が満ちる事に！）

　初期ラフと比べて胸元ががっつり開かれたりしつつ完成！
　エロさ推しの桃色か…すすしげな水をイメージした青色か…！　と、かなり色に悩んでました。
　最終的に間をとりつつ、桃色と紫になりました。

　人魚＋竜とイメージしたタツノオトシゴの下半身と竜の手。角には和風っぽい模様が入っていたり。
　髪型はジパングらしい清楚さのある艶やかな黒髪でありながら、
彼女達が遊び好きの我侭な性格である事を表現するために、乙姫らしく頭の上に輪を作りつつ、ツインテールを組み合わせました！
　にやにやとした含みのありそうな笑みは、エロそうである事と同時に、どこか子供っぽさを感じられる様にイメージ！

　優雅な踊り子のイメージで、舞う事で美しくなびく半透明の生地をふんだんに使った着物と羽衣。
白い着物の模様は右腕は「蟹」、左腕は「タコ」と「魚」の模様です。
内側の桃色の着物はスケスケで、胸の部分やお腹周りの布は、かなり際どい感じに･･･！

　着物の模様や装飾はやや派手めに、黄金に目立つ緑の宝珠や赤いひも、
胸元の金具は海和尚達の上司だけあって亀がモチーフになっています。
　手に持った扇子も海洋生物的なヒレをモチーフにしています。

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:43:42 2016 No.15851309 File: 531 KB, 762x432, 1474117186667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851301 Not just that, you can play it in your phone now.. if you know jap. And want to spend a few dollars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:47:28 2016 No.15851316 >>15851307 Is this talking about Otohime?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:47:37 2016 No.15851317 >>15851309 Link http://omega-star.jp/android/dounyu.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:50:19 2016 No.15851323 >>15851307 >The concept is [seahorse] [mermaid + Dragon] [selfish princess] [dancer] >selfish princess Selfish princesses are the best

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:51:00 2016 No.15851325 File: 298 KB, 643x756, 102 - U8CCJVn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851302 I'm actually the same. I remember asking about it at my last physical, nothing came of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:52:04 2016 No.15851329 >>15851323 Too bad she's worst Dragon and shouldn't even be a dragon at all because she's a seahorse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:53:10 2016 No.15851331 >>15851302 Ditto. Even after donating blood they haven't told me anything other than wanting me to do so again soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:57:17 2016 No.15851342 >>15851287 I'm not saying that monster girls have hijacked these threads and turned them into propaganda pages for The Great Dark Lord, but I won't deny it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:58:25 2016 No.15851345 File: 324 KB, 800x800, 2a86356aea3ef7cfb95d6f1a592d69aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851222 I can't think of any other type of monster girl with so many variations on how the lady bits work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:58:51 2016 No.15851347 >>15851342 You better be careful when talking about other girls, Anon. Your waifu might be watching.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:02:49 2016 No.15851356 >>15851329 Whatever you say pal, to me she's top 3 dragons I get the logic behind saying she's not a dragon since she mostly looks like a seahorse but come on, doesn't she look more majestic and gorgeous as any old regular, boring dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:06:15 2016 No.15851364 >>15851356 >doesn't she look more majestic and gorgeous as any old regular, boring dragon? Begone, and take your shit opinion with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:07:11 2016 No.15851366 >>15851307 Did I miss HD pic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:09:08 2016 No.15851372 >>15851144 It's wordplay that dates pretty far back. Jap word for 'seahorse' contains the character for 'dragon'. Any Gatchaman or Pokemon fan (if any) could tell you that. >>15851364 ...Has that ever actually worked?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:10:41 2016 No.15851378

>>15851356
>majestic
No. Her hair makes her look goofy.
>gorgeous
Hell no. She has the most unpleasant looking monster bits that look like thet would be akin to craggy sandpaper.

I also hate how they are practically sea gods and can muster up a tsunami. Take away what Ryu has left in weather and she is an uglier Ryu with a stupid hairstyle and okayish personality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:11:19 2016 No.15851381 >>15851356 She looks like a really old hag, but her hairstyle and slutty clothes hides it. Kind of funny actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:11:48 2016 No.15851382 >>15851372 KC should stop with wordplay. Otohime should not be a drag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:12:04 2016 No.15851385 File: 93 KB, 1920x1080, MAGNETIC FORCE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You WILL accept the horse bitties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:15:11 2016 No.15851398 >>15851385 No I won't

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:18:21 2016 No.15851405

>>15851347
Imagine being chained to the wall by an envious succubus waifu for trying to explain to mankind that the monstergirl popularity phenomenon was manufactured by actual monstergirls to propagate their species through selective entrapment and breeding.

Missing persons reports are oddly high in national parks, but the state with the most missing persons reports is Arizona, which is mostly desert. Arizona also happens to have a pretty large market for the supernatural, and since national parks and deserts have "limited human presence" in common...

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:25:27 2016 No.15851434

>>15851356

Nothing wrong with your opinion, but I actually really like some of the vanilla girls, especially Werecat. While I'm not a dragonfag, the regular dragon is nice too.

It's like Pokemon, sometimes a more simple design is more pleasing to people. Like, Arcanine's design is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:34:49 2016 No.15851463 Plump P'Orc Princess!

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:35:37 2016 No.15851465
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>>15851011
>MFW X'alatath in Warcraft has a female voice despite being an eyeball-claw-knife made from an Old God
>MFW Xelo'tath
>MFW I want to corrupt a woman with a Cursed Sword version of this knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:42:20 2016 No.15851487 >>15850891 Is that Norasuko's work? Where'd you request it from?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:46:00 2016 No.15851495 [DELETED]

>>15851487
>Norasuko
It was some guy named Oats. And if there's any criticism I have with the image it's that her tits could be larger, and she lacks black sclera. Otherwise the image is fantastic.
>Where'd you request it from?
/d/, which is the only place I'd be able to request something of its caliber.

/d/ unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:46:53 2016 No.15851498 It's sad that he seems to be only releasing a new entry every other week with a high rez of an old girl in between. This week is the high rez Dormouse. At this rate it's going to take half a year for him to release all of the new entries on Enty.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:47:46 2016 No.15851503

Whoops, didn't proofread.
>>15851487
>Norasuko
It was some fellow named Oats. And if there's any criticism I have with the image it's that her tits could be larger, and she lacks black sclera. Otherwise the image is fantastic.
>Where'd you request it from?
/d/, which is the only place I'd be able to request something of its caliber.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:53:47 2016 No.15851528 >>15849174 >Honey ive been sitting here all day >I think we need to get that left eye of yours checked, you might be seeing things

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:55:15 2016 No.15851532 >>15849174 It was my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:58:28 2016 No.15851541 File: 304 KB, 1080x1920, 1471155423673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope KC releases the art for girls like Gremlins and Automatons or Ice Queen and White Horn side-by-side instead of spreading them out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:02:28 2016 No.15851549 >>15851541 He probably will, the ocean girls were paired up too so there's no reason others from similar areas shouldn't be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:05:34 2016 No.15851558 There was a spider chilling in my shoulder right now and gave me quite the spook. Be sure to check your house for spider girls, they might be waiting to attack you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:07:16 2016 No.15851565 >>15851558 Spiders scare me like a bitch, yet I love Arachnes.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:07:58 2016 No.15851567

>>15851498
>Half-a-year
Wow, he really wants to reward people for the buying the book

Anyways it's not like we're in dire need of new girls, we can go half a year with the ones from MGE 2

I wonder if he'll be working on the MGE game during all that time

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:21:22 2016 No.15851605 >>15851541 I want more MGs converted into automatons, or partially.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:24:40 2016 No.15851618
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>>15851605
I can see Gremlins developing Automatons with frames based off of existing monstergirls like Dragons.
Equippable wing-binders with simulacrum bits aren't out of the question either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:45:36 2016 No.15851673 >>15851084 Barbeque, spice, and raw, animalistic FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:50:36 2016 No.15851689 >>15851673 Fuck as in sex or fuck as in expletive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:51:38 2016 No.15851690 >>15851155 >sparring into shower sex greentext. please go into great detail and enlighten me, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:00:33 2016 No.15851718 I want to eat ice cream with a Wock

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:03:59 2016 No.15851731

>>15851689
As in sex. When you get a sweaty hellhound, watching her perspiration roll down her glimmering obsidian skin like oil, and just force your nose into the tuft of fur at her cleavage, you smell three things.
You smell the barbeque: that meaty, sulphurous, heady haze that wraps smokey tendrils around your mind, enchanting you with the promise of her power.
You smell the spice: which is what reminds you she's a woman and a supernatural wolf at the same time. A sex goddess who can shear through solid steel like it's warm butter with a casual flick of her finger. You sniff it once, and you'll want more. The more you breathe it in, the more you need it.

And then you smell the FUCK. There's not any other word for it, because when you smell it, your brain just stops. It triggers something beyond primal in you, something in your very DNA, changing you into a force of sexual nature. Then you fuck her, and she fucks you, and you keep doing that. Over, and over, and over.

And that's why you call that part of her scent the FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:08:46 2016 No.15851747 >>15851498 >high rez Dormouse Cool HD dormouse and making of when? Dormouse is cute

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:12:44 2016 No.15851757
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>>15851605
>Manticore gets Adam Jensen'd
>Comes back with nano-fiber mane and fur for her paws to make them look less like prosthetic limbs
>Her vision can now go into the thermal spectrum, similar to the pit gland on snakes
>Wings are made of a durable yet pliant material not unlike the cape from Batman
>Tailpussy had to be completely replaced by prosthesis, 'lovebulb' is now temperature controlled and self-lubricated, can adjust the hardness and softness of the inner flesh to her whim, or form a hermetic seal around the inner bulb and a cock through suction alone
>They couldn't save her womb
>After months of rehab she only has one thing on her mind:
>Revenge

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:17:27 2016 No.15851769 >>15851718 She'll sit you in her lap and with all her mouth tentacles shell get three licks for every one lick you get

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:18:55 2016 No.15851775 #humanboyconsentmatters

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:20:54 2016 No.15851784 >>15851757 she never raped for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:21:41 2016 No.15851787 >>15851757 >They couldn't save her womb Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:23:44 2016 No.15851793 >>15851775 Mine doesn't

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:28:23 2016 No.15851807 File: 240 KB, 1000x1000, 1468540192353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851775

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:28:29 2016 No.15851808 File: 55 KB, 204x184, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:28:39 2016 No.15851811 File: 117 KB, 620x916, lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851731 >There's another Anon who enjoys the smell of Wolfus and Hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:30:03 2016 No.15851821 >>15851775 Come on anon. We all know it doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:30:13 2016 No.15851823 >>15851811 There are a lot of anons who likes to smell the wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:31:08 2016 No.15851826 >>15851731 >All of that Why have you betrayed me boner?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:34:02 2016 No.15851834

>>15851811
>enjoys

Understatement. I want to, no - I NEED to fucking bury my nose in any and every part of a sweaty wolfgirl or hellhound and breath her in until the swirling, mixing scents of her perspiration, fur musk, and womanly odor fills me up from the bottom of my lungs to the top of my brain. Until there's nothing left inside my head except her scent.

It helps that I have a huge fetish for pheromone play in general.

>>15851826
It's not betraying you. It's showing the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:38:24 2016 No.15851845 >>15851834 I'd inhale the sweaty scent of a hell hounds workout spats

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:41:00 2016 No.15851855 >>15851845 What happens if she catches you sniffing her spats and gives you a predatory grin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:41:57 2016 No.15851859 Chubby, oppai loli hellhounds!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:42:48 2016 No.15851862 >>15851834 You're making my hellhound slut symptoms show up again.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:48:34 2016 No.15851879

>>15851855
She'd use it as leverage against you.

>"Oh? You need to go to work today? I might as well just email the photo of you sniffing my dirty spats to all your co-workers. I bet they'd love to see it.... You're going to stay in? Great, I'll get into something more comfortable.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:49:18 2016 No.15851882

>>15851859
>No chubby, oppai loli Hellhound childhood friend who grows up into a shorststack.
>She'll never pin you to your bed on the night of your 16th birthday and rape you all night long.
>You'll never wake up to find her passed out on top of you, muttering your name in her sleep.
God fucking damn it I want to hug her.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:51:29 2016 No.15851888

>>15851879
I was thinking more along the lines of
>"Oh-ho-ho, what do we have here? A little perv who wanted to sniff my spats? How about I give you something a bit more stimulating?"
And then she pushes you down, puts her spats on, and starts grinding against your face until she gets off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:52:53 2016 No.15851893 >>15851859 Going to grab one and fondle the pudge around her waist, and milk those warm milk dispensers until she can't bear it any more. >>15851882 It hurts that I'll never be able to hug and squeeze a tiny, hyperfuckable hellhound into my chest.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:53:39 2016 No.15851897

>>15851845
>>15851855
>>15851862
>Find Hellhound bloomers after watching her pad into the showers, they're not nearly as large as spats but you'd figure she wouldn't mind you taking a peak
>After all, you've known her for years and you know that she lets you see shots of her puffy vulva when she bends over intentionally
>Get a small sniff of the fabric, it's a musky, tangy odor. The mixture of something like Cheyenne peppers and salt. Her feminine musk and sweat intermingling together in a sweet mixture.
>Sniff again, you can hear the sound of the water running still. Every time you take a whiff of her, you can imagine her in the nude, her moist labia inviting and oh-so-hot, nearly scaldingly hot in her estrus
>Start rubbing your face in it, it just smells so fucking good that you want your face to reek like your Hellhound friend's snatch. The smell of Hellwan cunt.
>Spread them out, see a bit of fem-cum at the bottom. Lift them to your face, pondering your next move. It's fine, this kind of shit only happens in a manga. Not like she'll know.
>Put them on like a mask, you're surrounded by her smell on all sides. BECOMING HER SMELL.
>Let out a huge FUOOOOOHHHHHHH like you're Hentai Kamen performing his henshin
"Anon?"
>Pause, turn, nearly mortified.
>Hellhound is staring at you, the towel falling from her naked form. Her tail's swishing vigorously as her entire front side begins to light up like iron ready to be struck for forging
>The last thing you remember are embers in the shape of a heart in her eyes and a predatory gin

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:56:24 2016 No.15851903 Anon the drawfaries want to know if you are still practicing or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:58:52 2016 No.15851908 >>15851903 I haven't lifted a writing implement with intent to draw since I was 12.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 16:59:05 2016 No.15851909 >>15851903 I'm too stupid to learn how to draw.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:00:41 2016 No.15851913
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Happiness, right around the corner, all it takes is a liiiittttllllleeeeee

Rape and forced marriage*

*Cumming inside a MG 3 times is a lawful marriage

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:00:48 2016 No.15851914 File: 226 KB, 1200x800, 1473797937973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851903 Give in to madness

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:01:02 2016 No.15851915

>>15851893
It hurts that I'll never be able to pick her up and fuck her until she ahegaos.
She'd bully me with her tits in return.

>>15851897
>The last thing you remember are embers in the shape of a heart in her eyes and a predatory grin
That'd be worth the fractured pelvis.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:01:29 2016 No.15851917

>>15851888
God, I want a Hellhound to pin my down and fill my 5 senses with her.

The smell of her sweaty body and musky nethers.
The feeling of her lean, hot abs on my fingers and her huge breasts rubbing againts my chest.
The sounds of her sweet, predatory growls and intense fire coming out of her eyes.
The look in her eyes, filled with desire to make me hers.
The sweet taste of her saliva while she kisses me and I moan and beg for moar.

GOD I WANT IT SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:02:23 2016 No.15851921 >>15851757 >spoiler That's good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:03:38 2016 No.15851925 >>15851914 So wait, are her sisters in there or something? I wouldn't mind living with some lewd mini-demons. I'd even sign a contract with them to provide them with semen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:04:50 2016 No.15851930 >>15851903 Kinda, I fixed a little thing for myself and will probably start drawing again later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:05:21 2016 No.15851935 File: 474 KB, 1104x1619, 1456851626022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851757 It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:05:59 2016 No.15851936 >>15851935 When was this done? That's fucking perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:07:26 2016 No.15851943 >>15851917 Leglocking, cumming inside and a refusal to let you pull out would probably be involved too anon. She'd have you ahegaoing before she's even a quarter done with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:10:16 2016 No.15851950 >>15851943 What would probably happen is something like a reverse mating press while I'm the one leglocking and begging her to stay with me forever. She should take responsibility for making me addicted to her like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:10:30 2016 No.15851951 What Sports club in Monster Girl High is the best one to join as the waterboy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:10:34 2016 No.15851952 >>15851936 I can see automaton prosthetic limbs being a thing now. With their addition, the limits on how developed demon realms are is kind of removed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:12:22 2016 No.15851956 Which monster enjoys sitting on boy's faces the most i-im asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:13:08 2016 No.15851961 >>15851956 Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:13:19 2016 No.15851962 >>15851956 Kakuen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:13:33 2016 No.15851964 >>15851935 Well yeah, fucking Houris.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:14:30 2016 No.15851968 >>15851882 The cutest >>15851893 That would be wonderful, especially if she was haughty

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:16:07 2016 No.15851973 >>15851950 Anon, she's not stopping until you impregnate her. If she's going to addict you she's going to do it right and make you her husband. >>15851961 >>15851962 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:16:10 2016 No.15851974 >>15851951 Ice hockey club

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:16:24 2016 No.15851975 >>15851956 Anything haughty and sporting a large posterior

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:16:55 2016 No.15851978 >>15851956 Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:17:25 2016 No.15851983 File: 336 KB, 2048x1536, CseXlF5UAAEyNbf.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She will be your instructor today

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:18:28 2016 No.15851987 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nTVR_sT-3Y Arin would be the best Lich, she already has the research focused personality and monotone voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:18:58 2016 No.15851992 >>15851974 Explain why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:19:09 2016 No.15851995 >>15851956 Dire Wolf

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:19:10 2016 No.15851996

>>15851951
Track and field? The jiggle might be nice. Alternatively, I'd imagine wrestling would be more popular among monstergirls wanting an understanding of technique. The image of a wurm and an ushi-oni trying to pin each other in a competition is quite satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:19:22 2016 No.15851997 >>15851983 On what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:21:38 2016 No.15852006 >>15851997 Sleep studies

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:22:00 2016 No.15852007 >>15851983 But what about the taco?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:24:20 2016 No.15852017 >>15851983 So what does one need to do to make a Haku forget that you didn't do your homework?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:27:19 2016 No.15852023 >>15850232 >Somebody saved Nia-Sheep

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:29:56 2016 No.15852029 >>15852017 Give her an apple filled with manticore poison.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:30:15 2016 No.15852031

>>15851968
Yes, that works too. A haughty, milky hellhound, like a hot-water bottle on overdrive.

Would she break if a man fucked her hard enough, turning her into a sopping, spraying cocksleeve and adding a magically-enhanced bulge to her outstanding curves?
Or would she ride you into the ground with a wild grin from insertion to final orgasm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:38:36 2016 No.15852046 >>15852031 >Milky Hellhound lactating onto your dick before she sticks in it her mouth just so she can taste the 'homebrew'

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:39:57 2016 No.15852051 File: 604 KB, 2048x1452, 1473952464184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Don't talk to me, or my husband's son, ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:40:30 2016 No.15852054 >>15851992 Cold arena, easy to deliver water on the benches, and you get to watch monster girls fight over hockey

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:42:09 2016 No.15852056 >>15851997 Wool knitting 101 You're making warm clothes and accessories for poor monsters living on the streets

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:42:14 2016 No.15852058 >>15852051 Reminder that momsters don't happen unless there is some form of unfortunate circumstance involving death, corruption of a human waifu and the ruining of a livelihood, or straight up ntr.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:45:37 2016 No.15852067 >>15852058 Or something simple like adoption?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:45:55 2016 No.15852068 File: 612 KB, 2048x1654, 1474035399202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852058 Yes. Now deal with your buff, Wolf stepmom and your little stepsister.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:48:56 2016 No.15852075

>>15852067
> neither of my parents are able to or desire to raise me
Still pretty bad m8

>>15852068
What kinda screening process do ya think wolfmom had to go through to be considered to fit to raise a boy? I'd imagine she's probably already married at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:48:57 2016 No.15852076 >>15852058 >corruption of a human waifu Welcome to MGE.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:50:47 2016 No.15852080

>>15852046
Oh god. Like if she puts her incandescent, almost scorching hot pink nipples right onto the top of the dick, and starts milking herself until rivulets turn into floods of milk.

Now imagine if a special property of hellhound milk is that it produces its own heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:53:11 2016 No.15852090 File: 176 KB, 920x1200, CsTSSmeVMAAzWm1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852068 >Wolf Those girls are more like oppai islander Foxes with sharp claws. >>15852075 >Momster >Married

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:55:00 2016 No.15852097 >>15852090 Is their way of greeting a man pressing them into their gigantic breasts? Effectively marking them with their scent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:56:13 2016 No.15852101 >>15852054 I prefer basketball personally. Get with all the tall monster girls, see them sweat (meaning after game communal showers), and the team name has to be "MonStars".

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:59:00 2016 No.15852114 File: 229 KB, 1175x1153, gazer SI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me and wife, from a very kind person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 17:59:09 2016 No.15852115 >>15852101 >wmba with monstes They can't dunk, but good fundementals. Which is boring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:00:18 2016 No.15852122 >>15852114 CUTE U T E

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:00:22 2016 No.15852123 >>15852114 Are you suppossed to look like a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:00:30 2016 No.15852125 >>15852114 >me Are you a grill? >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:01:37 2016 No.15852128 >>15852114 Thanks Liam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:01:40 2016 No.15852129 >>15852114 The love that Gazer has for you must be crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:01:57 2016 No.15852130 >>15852114 Cute stuff, but nigga you have some shaggy Irishmen hair if I've ever seen it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:03:01 2016 No.15852133 >>15852125 >>>/fuckoff/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:04:41 2016 No.15852139 >>15852115 Hey, only Amazon women can't dunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:05:17 2016 No.15852142 >>15852133 What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:06:27 2016 No.15852146 File: 2.04 MB, 1500x2000, Monorus (3.5) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852114 Cute! Cuddling waifu is always the best way to spend a day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:07:24 2016 No.15852149 >>15852114 Get a haircut, hippie

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:12:30 2016 No.15852163 >>15852114 You look like a bitch nigga if I've ever seen one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:12:35 2016 No.15852164 File: 208 KB, 1200x812, 1435983455433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852090 I can't decide between these Foxes.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:13:48 2016 No.15852168
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wife in cute clothes

>>15852123
>>15852125
pls
I'm not a girl
>>15852128
People have compared me to Liam before
I'm not Canadian though, and I don't hunt.
>>15852129
>>15852122
>>15852146
Thank you
>>15852130
It's just really curly
I have a sharper, more identifiably slavic face that is more notable with shorter hair.
Long hair is
>>15852163
>>15852149
You too

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:14:08 2016 No.15852172 >>15852114 >red suit You aint austin powers

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:14:38 2016 No.15852173 >>15852164 I'm taking far left, so your decision just got that much easier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:14:50 2016 No.15852174 >>15852139 All women of the monster variety can't outside of dark elves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:15:29 2016 No.15852179 >>15852164 >no Islandfox with wide hips, thick thighs, the muscular body of the center fox, and the massive tits of the right-most fox

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:16:19 2016 No.15852181 >>15852164 Dibs on the small one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:16:56 2016 No.15852184 >>15852164 Gonna marry the little Fox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:16:58 2016 No.15852185 >>15852168 What if your curly hair got tangled with your wife's messy hair, and your faces were stuck right next to each other, and she could only use her eyestalks to see where to untangle the hair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:17:06 2016 No.15852187 >>15852164 Dibs on the sma-FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:17:14 2016 No.15852188 >>15852164 I want the one in the middle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:17:49 2016 No.15852189 >>15852174 And skeletons. I hear they're pretty good at dunking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:18:37 2016 No.15852193 >>15852181 >brown oppai loli with thigh-strapped hunting equipment Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:18:43 2016 No.15852194 >>15852185 >CurlyAnon waking up next to his waifu in bed >They both smile at each other and get up to start the day >End up both getting pulled back down to bed because their hair's tangled together

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:19:54 2016 No.15852198 >>15852114 >gazerfag also has long curly hair Cute gazer too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:20:29 2016 No.15852202 >>15852164 Genki Fox on the far left is tempting. But I like the feather in Archer Fox's hair, it looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:24:54 2016 No.15852212 >>15852114 How much did you beg for this one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:25:08 2016 No.15852214 >>15852164 What a pleasant village. https://exhentai.org/g/972429/c0849a8c11/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:25:24 2016 No.15852215 >>15852114 Get a haircut fagit

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:26:22 2016 No.15852218 >>15852214 >This still isn't translated [Muffled Angry Moth Noises]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:27:52 2016 No.15852220 >>15852214 >no sex Trash I don't the point of h-doujins that have no fucking sex in them

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:28:48 2016 No.15852222 >>15852220 I'd be interested in a doujin that was just twenty pages of cuddling and cute things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:28:50 2016 No.15852223 File: 425 KB, 859x448, じー.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852214 Hah, guessed what it was before opening the link.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:29:39 2016 No.15852226 >>15852215 Some monsters like their husbands fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:30:37 2016 No.15852229 >>15852222 Fucking degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:30:49 2016 No.15852231 >>15852114 You look like a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:30:53 2016 No.15852232 >>15852226 >You will never have the fluffy hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:31:42 2016 No.15852235 >>15852226 Most monster prefer their husbands to look like husbands

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:32:40 2016 No.15852239 >>15852232 She can style it for you. >>15852235 I do not associate myself with those monsters.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:33:51 2016 No.15852242
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>>15852185
I want this
>>15852198
I cut it a bit every year when it gets so long it weighs itself down and stops being as curly
And then I feel weird for a couple months as it grows back to a comfortable length.
It feels wrong if it's not at least shoulder length
>>15852172
shagadelic
>>15852212
I don't beg, anon. I ask. Sometimes money is involved, sometimes not. People are generally really nice.
I can't exactly out-spend Jabberfag, but I have some ideas planned for when some artists open up.
>>15852215
I do, occasionally. Only as much as is necessary though, like I said. I like my hair long and curly.
>>15852231
That's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:34:48 2016 No.15852247 >>15852239 Then maybe you should move to somewhere like Sweden. They're more accepting of lesbian couples there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:35:10 2016 No.15852249 File: 318 KB, 1000x750, 1333713245713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just an ordinary fancy lady walking in the rain... but watch out,

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:35:57 2016 No.15852257 >>15852223 You could run at that point, but they'd already have your scent. Doomed to be smothered by brown oppai Foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:35:58 2016 No.15852258 >>15852242 >I like my hair long and curly That's what a faggot Tranny would say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:36:35 2016 No.15852263 >>15852222 I wonder if there is a manga about this. I mean, do any of them focus on the cute things couples already together do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:37:02 2016 No.15852265 >>15852258 Anon that's racist

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:37:04 2016 No.15852266 >>15852249 What's under her dress?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:37:39 2016 No.15852269 >>15852258 No need to be jealous of his love. Just because you don't have a drawing with you and your waifu in it doesn't mean you can shit talk others that have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:37:53 2016 No.15852270 >>15852266 It's nothing. Don't worry about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:38:36 2016 No.15852273 >>15852247 Can't a man want a waifu who sees him as cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:39:43 2016 No.15852275 >>15852269 I'm happy I don't have hair that makes me look like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:40:39 2016 No.15852278 >>15852275 Guys I think this is an Alp looking for a manly man to bully her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:41:02 2016 No.15852280 >>15852270 What if I look under her dress?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:41:37 2016 No.15852283 >>15852280 DON'T

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:41:41 2016 No.15852286 >>15852273 Only if he wants to be forever unsure of her loyalty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:42:10 2016 No.15852287 >>15852283 If I pulled that up would she die?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:42:27 2016 No.15852288 >>15852249 She looks like she needs an umbrella. I'm going to do the gentlemanly thing and get nice and close so I can share mine. Then I can escort her to her isolated home in the middle of the forest. Where we'll be completely alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:42:48 2016 No.15852291 >>15852287 She isn't the one that's going to die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:43:35 2016 No.15852293 >>15852286 What if I also have an enormous penis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:43:40 2016 No.15852294 >>15852286 You seem to have forgotten which thread this is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:43:56 2016 No.15852295 >>15852291 Nobody is going to die though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:44:18 2016 No.15852296 >>15852278 >alp >her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:45:03 2016 No.15852299 >You will never be trapped in a mall absolutely filled with Undead girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:45:31 2016 No.15852301 >>15852293 If you have curly hair and post in these threads. Your chance of us believing that are very slim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:45:43 2016 No.15852303 >>15852291 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:46:43 2016 No.15852304 >>15852283 I'm going to do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:46:50 2016 No.15852305 >>15852299 An Undead Kingdom mall?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:47:22 2016 No.15852306 >>15852299 >You wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL HE AIN'T MA BOI BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVEH

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:48:06 2016 No.15852309 >>15852304 ANON DON'T!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:48:33 2016 No.15852311 >>15852305 No, a normal mall in a normal town

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:49:13 2016 No.15852313 File: 651 KB, 1262x869, 1468982858425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15851956 Hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:50:06 2016 No.15852317 >>15852306 GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:51:22 2016 No.15852321 File: 45 KB, 540x431, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852309

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:51:57 2016 No.15852322 Do Kakuens have a fetish for being spanked?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:52:29 2016 No.15852324 >>15852313 I backed my car into a cop car the other day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:53:54 2016 No.15852327 >>15852324 What happened next?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:55:01 2016 No.15852330 >>15852242 I guess people have different meanings for words, always looks like you beg to me. And the DMs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:55:32 2016 No.15852331 >>15852327 Well, he just drove off. Sometimes life's okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:56:32 2016 No.15852335 >>15852321 >image.jpg >shitty tumblr tier meme Please tell me this isn't the direction this place is heading in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:58:45 2016 No.15852338 Anyone submitting a monmusu banner for the /h/ contest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:59:02 2016 No.15852340 >>15852335 That's phoneposters for you. Kinda makes me sad though because how else am I supposed to post from the bathroom?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:59:04 2016 No.15852341
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>>15852324
>Officer Hellhound will never pull you over for speeding
>Says if you REALLY don't want to pay for the ticket, you'll have to do her a favor
>You say you'll do anything
>She pulls you into the back of her squad car and rides your face
>Your coworkers wonder why your shirt is all wet when you show up

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:59:27 2016 No.15852342 >>15852335 >shitty tumblr memes are bad >le ebin bane meme is funny everytime it's used XD On a side note. Not all of us are sweaty neck beards huffing over a computer screen all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:00:10 2016 No.15852344 >>15852342 You sound like a hothead

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:00:45 2016 No.15852346 >>15852338 Nobody submitted anything for the /jp/ contest so why would they do it for a board they're not on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:00:56 2016 No.15852347 File: 64 KB, 291x83, tfe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852342 Wow, sounds like he was right on the money about you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:00:57 2016 No.15852348 How do I preserve my purity in the monster girl universe if I'm constantly being raped?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:01:46 2016 No.15852350 >>15852342 Damn, that Anon was right. That's some psychic shit right there

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:02:49 2016 No.15852354 >>15852348 Use fake monster fragrance. just be careful not get the bicorn one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:03:10 2016 No.15852357 >>15852348 You're not, because there's (for MGE): 1) 10 times as many humans as MGs 2) A pretty stark division in population makeup between MG lands and human lands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:04:21 2016 No.15852365 >>15852348 Leave it with your childhood friend for safekeeping before you leave the house each day. If you make her give you a hug each day, you won't be raped.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:05:06 2016 No.15852371

>>15852330
I don't beg for things anon.
If somebody is advertising that they draw requests, I might ask.
If they're not advertising it, but I like their art, I might ask if they're open to requests. If not I usually ask about commissions and make a note of their pricing for when I have more money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:05:08 2016 No.15852372 >>15852342 The bane meme is pretty awful too when it's so overused. >I'll call him a neckbeard and ironically use "ebin" and "XD", that'll show him! You have to be 18 or over to use this site.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:05:42 2016 No.15852374 >>15852348 Get good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:05:46 2016 No.15852375 >>15850849 Cuddle up to Anubis' sleeping bag!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:07:03 2016 No.15852381 >>15852375 Dryhump her through the sleeping bag!

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:07:55 2016 No.15852383

>>15852354
The question is what kind of fake monster fragrance you want to advertise yourself as using. Do you pick a very dangerous monster, or one that is more grounded? A big one, or one that uses magic? Which is less likely to be discovered to be fake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:08:04 2016 No.15852384 >>15852313 Gonna go down on officer hound!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:09:40 2016 No.15852389 >>15852383 Pick a Kiki one. Unless the monster stalks you, she won't know if you have a maid or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:10:06 2016 No.15852391 >>15852372 Never called him a neckbeard. Just pointing out how people like to phone post once in a while instead of using a computer. >ironically using memes is bad when you do it but when the everybody else does it, it's ok. Haven't been here long?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:10:19 2016 No.15852393 File: 92 KB, 820x576, 1363891252855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you or would you not eat your waifu's food. Undead Dragon's food, and others, might kill you. You must choose...but choose wisely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:11:31 2016 No.15852395 >>15852393 It's hard to cook with no hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:12:24 2016 No.15852397 >>15852393 My waifu produces honey. So yeah. I'm pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:12:49 2016 No.15852398 >>15852395 See, here's the thing anon, that isn't going to stop her. Choose wisely...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:13:04 2016 No.15852399 >>15852393 Of course I would. I love my waifu's homemade heavenly fire charcoal (eatable)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:14:21 2016 No.15852402 >>15852391 >On a side note. Not all of us are sweaty neck beards huffing over a computer screen all day. >Never called him a neckbeard It was nice being baited by you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:14:41 2016 No.15852405 >>15852393 What kind of food would a Lich make?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:14:44 2016 No.15852406 >>15852398 She'd just burn her feathers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:15:00 2016 No.15852407 >>15852402 You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:16:48 2016 No.15852410 >>15852405 A lich would summon the finest looking meals in the land just for you. When cut open they're purple sludge. She just hasn't gotten the spell right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:17:16 2016 No.15852411 >>15851903 I have and have finally gotten a handle on drawing hair meaning I'm one step closer to drawing my favorite girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:18:52 2016 No.15852416 >>15852410 I think I'll just teach her how to cook.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:20:52 2016 No.15852422
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>>15852406
What part of not "going to stop her" don't you understand.

You know what, never mind, you Alp because you can't decide and then get friend zonedby your previous waifu.

Good End.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:21:35 2016 No.15852425 >>15851277 I'm glad I bought her daki on its second run.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:24:40 2016 No.15852432 File: 529 KB, 1280x959, 1474154680923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if...Raider's of the Lost Ark Truck scene but with MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:25:41 2016 No.15852437 >>15852422 It's almost impossible for her to cook. She can't hold any of the utensils.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:26:59 2016 No.15852441 File: 615 KB, 900x1050, 1461758215847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852393 I imagine hellhounds make spicy meals with lots of meat. I would definitely eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:27:31 2016 No.15852442 >>15852432 I want a nice, friendly Nazi in a prim, professional suit to tell me that the showers are to the left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:28:18 2016 No.15852445 >>15852437 If I can cook using only my teeth, so can she. "Impossible" is a word for weaklings that have already given up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:28:54 2016 No.15852449 >>15852432 So Nazis getting raped by ghost girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:33:47 2016 No.15852461 File: 568 KB, 658x582, 1458063047083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852393 I guess it depends on the merchants we raid that day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:34:32 2016 No.15852465 >>15852445 Can you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:34:52 2016 No.15852468 >>15852449 Nazi MGs. Paladin Jones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:35:31 2016 No.15852470 >>15852432 Tamamo a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:36:33 2016 No.15852473 >>15852441 >The hell are these things next to my meat? >Those are vegetables >The fuck is a "veg-ee-table"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:37:48 2016 No.15852475 >>15852432 Protect Yao from bullies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:39:06 2016 No.15852478 >>15852473 Getting your Hellpups to eat their vegetables would be difficult.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:39:56 2016 No.15852481 >>15852478 You think that's bad you've gotta convince your wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:41:38 2016 No.15852484 >>15852475 I don't really think she needs the protection. >>15852478 >>15852481 Just make em really spicy. Introduce them to habaneros. RIP your mouth though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:42:13 2016 No.15852487 >>15852481 >"Hey honey, if you eat your vegetables today I might do something special in bed~" And for the daughterus just say that the boys will like them even more if they eat veggies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:45:13 2016 No.15852494 >>15852465 Yes actually, I can. The eggs were the hard part. Lifting them without breaking them in your mouth or dropping them was a fucking chore. One of those gold-finding grate-things can keep the shells out of the pan, at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:46:57 2016 No.15852498 >>15852494 Why would you even try that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:48:32 2016 No.15852503 >>15852309 She's just a dumb slug, I can walk faster than she can run

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:50:18 2016 No.15852512 >>15852498 Mostly just to say that it's something I did. Y'know, gloating. The same reason people jump out of planes, I suppose.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:52:48 2016 No.15852517
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>>15852484
Nice going anon, she definitely got bullied due to your uncaring attitude.

Now she's probably going to grow up and have a stick up her ass over most things.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:11:18 2016 No.15852556

>>15852487
>But daaaad! i don't want to eat those!
>"Well, you know, those human girls eat them."
>So? Human girls are icky!
>"Yeah, but haven't you notice something? How boys seem to flock more to human girls than monster girls?"
>"I mean, that nice boy next door, what was his name aga-"
>Anon
>"Yeah! That's it! He seems more interested in human girls than monster girls. And do you know why?"
>.... Because they eat their vegetables?
>"Because they eat their vegetables!"
>... So, if I eat these... things... Anon'll start paying attention to me?
>"If you start eating those now, maybe, perhaps."
>.... Fiiiiiine. But not because I want Anon to pay attention to me or anything

>"Heya, slugger!"
>Oh, uh, hey, uh Mr. Mous.
>"Come to walk with my daughter to school?"
>Wha- uh, no. No, I was- I was going to go walk with-
>"My daughter!"
>Uh, no, I was going to walk with-
>"Don't worry, she won't be long! HONEY! ANON IS HERE!"
>'COMING!'
>Uh, Mr. Mous, you're holding my shoulder really tightly.
>"I know!"
>It, uh, it kind of hurts.
>"I know!"
>Mr Mous, can I g-
>"Walk my daughter."
>B-But I was going to walk with-
>"Walk. With. My. Daughter."
>...Y-Yeah, s-sure
>'Here!'
>"There she is! Couldn't you believe it? Here I was cutting the lawn just to see Anon coming to my doorstep! He said he wanted to walk with you to school. RIGHT?"
>Y-Yeah
>"It's almost as if he was compelled by some unforeseen force that comes in a variety of greens. Wink."
>'(By the Demon Lord it really works) H-Hi'
>H-Hi...
>"...Oh don't be like that! Go on! You're going to be late! Chop chop, go go go! You kids have fun at school, y'here!"
>"And Anon!"
>Y-Yeah?
>"Walk her home gently."
>'Bye daddy!'
>"Bye honey!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:15:11 2016 No.15852568 >>15852164 Any and all of them would be good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:15:16 2016 No.15852569 File: 575 KB, 3264x2448, 1470619619347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852556 This is just giving me Tomo-chan vibes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:17:10 2016 No.15852578 >>15852569 Oh shit I forgot about that, you gave me something to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:21:31 2016 No.15852588 >>15852556 My heart

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:22:46 2016 No.15852591 >>15852556 The green goddess is happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:24:24 2016 No.15852595 >>15852556 >"Walk her home gently." Hah

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:37:01 2016 No.15852626 >>15852299 This is a legitimate thing that could happen. Imagine if instead of durella the kingdom from the fallen maidens book was overcome by a spreading zombie plague or even a Jiangshi plague

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:44:03 2016 No.15852640 >>15852626 >Jiangshi plague Jiangshi aren't stupid enough to do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:45:12 2016 No.15852644 >KC posted Dormouse on Enty Do we have it yet? Has anyone posted fuckhuge, HD-quality Dormouse?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:45:36 2016 No.15852647 >You will never be trapped in the void till a lilim things you've "learned your lesson"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:47:08 2016 No.15852652 >>15852647 Yandere Lilim sounds like a dangerous combination. Do not trust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:49:14 2016 No.15852656 >>15852647 What if i want to stay in the void?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:51:17 2016 No.15852663 >>15852644 no? and if you've seen it, why not post it yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:51:56 2016 No.15852668 File: 221 KB, 620x1200, alp meido.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852393 Yes, especially if she prepares it wearing nothing but an apron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:52:05 2016 No.15852670 >>15852647 What if I intentionally don't learn my lesson just to spite her? I don't care about being trapped in her dumb void anyways, I don't have anything outside to worry about. And I'm certainly not apologizing for anything!

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:54:01 2016 No.15852679 >>15852671 I can't write.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:54:15 2016 No.15852680 >>15852647 >She will never be the void that follows you around

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:54:19 2016 No.15852681 >>15852670 Then she sends you over to Bastet's Cat Kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:55:25 2016 No.15852686 >>15852681 I don't care, I'll be spiteful there too! I'm still not gonna apologize even if it kills me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:55:58 2016 No.15852688 >>15852663 I don't have Enty, I just follow KC on Twitter so I saw him post the link.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:56:51 2016 No.15852691 Reminder that online sexual harassment of human males by monsters is a very real issue in the present day which must be stopped. Watch yourselves out there, Anons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:56:53 2016 No.15852692 >>15852679 You just wrote something now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:57:43 2016 No.15852696 >>15852692 You know what I mean.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:58:23 2016 No.15852699

>>15852671
I've begun the ancient night writing ritual of drinking and writing. I've only got a few hundred words out so far, but I'm not fully buzzed enough to be in the zone. Now to ignore the thread, refill my Sailor Jerry and get back to it.

Theme song for tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdjTvrppeg

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:59:54 2016 No.15852703 >>15852691 Don't worry. Not only do I block potential monster PREDATORS online. But I've sworn chastity so I'm untouchable by evil monster girls in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:01:03 2016 No.15852705 >>15852696 That's literally all writing is. Typing. Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise is a bitter writefag trying to at the same time convince themselves that they have even a fraction of the worth of a drawfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:01:43 2016 No.15852708 >>15852699 >Drinking and writing You could be a little bit more subtle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:03:36 2016 No.15852713 >>15852705 But that requires talent and creativity and drive. I have none of those.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:07:10 2016 No.15852724

>>15852696
Some people have talent that they never know they had until they try. Some people have none and spend four years learning how to write before they have the confidence to try it. But just because you suck isn't an excuse not to bother. You need to suck before you can start to be mediocre!

>reaction images cannot describe the feeling of inferiority when your best friend who never bothered with college can write a thousand times better than you even though you spent several years at a private liberal arts college and graduated at the top of your class in English literature

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:09:43 2016 No.15852731 File: 1.09 MB, 1740x2886, Dormouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852644

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:09:44 2016 No.15852730 >>15852708 You do know that's SOP for about half the writers in here right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:09:44 2016 No.15852732 >>15852724 Or you just suck at it and you'll always suck at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:12:14 2016 No.15852739 File: 90 KB, 515x89, 1381547527249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852724 I got one that will work for you.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:12:26 2016 No.15852740
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>>15852705
>Trying to draw some line of equivalence between writing and drawing
Both require completely separate skill sets, so I don't know why you're trying to compare the two.

The only real similarity between the two in this thread is you have people who do it to seek attention like Bollocks and Alp, rather than because they enjoy it for both writers and artists. Just like you have writers and artists who do things they know with full intent will piss the thread off.

>>15852730
There's only one faggot that's vocal enough to bring it up EVERY time they post about how they can't write.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:13:24 2016 No.15852746 >>15852740 But that one was posting about writing, not being unable to write.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:14:25 2016 No.15852751 File: 49 KB, 405x720, 1471453446584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852724 >private liberal arts college

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:21:51 2016 No.15852762 >>15852647 Then I shall learn the secrets of the void, and get my revenge with horrors unknown!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:22:07 2016 No.15852763 >>15852751 Ah, I forgot to add 'in America.' I set myself up for failure. STEM is the only thing that matters in education, along with memorizing facts.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:22:24 2016 No.15852766
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>>15852671
>tfw total wordcount of everything I've written including drafts, scrapped ideas, and stories I deleted out of shame could very well reach into the multiple millions

Smug is the feeling of gitting gud

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:25:41 2016 No.15852777 >>15852731 The cutest little landmine! Thanks for sharing.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:40:52 2016 No.15852827

>>15852763
Sorry friend. Doing long ass fucking projects that may or may not pan out over years is the main thing that matters in upper level STEM. That's also why there's so much bad science in papers today. Well, the enforced publishing regs for new professors does that too.

"Oh, here is a critical error in the hypothosis for my thesis."
"Fuck yeah. I can ignore it then publish a second paper addressing that next year. DOUBLE KILL!"

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:42:54 2016 No.15852838

>You are walking through a forest one day.
>Searching for some thieves for the nearby village.
>Suddenly accosted by a trio of large mice.
>They want your man-cheese.
>Thrust your sword this way and that.
>Fucking triple pirouetting around you.
>You find your stamina fading.
>The mice, they grow moist.
>Last ditch stab as you roar into the heavens.
>They fall limp to your skills.
>They will never trouble the village again.
>Mouse cuddle-pile as you all bask in the afterglow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:43:01 2016 No.15852840 >>15852746 Regardless. There's only one faggot who never fails to talk about drinking and writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:45:05 2016 No.15852848 >>15852840 But that doesn't make everyone who talks about drinking and writing him. Like Bollocks has good enough taste to enjoy Sailor Jerry anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:49:34 2016 No.15852861 >>15852731 10/10 would sleep rape everyday, Dormice are the cutest Regular mouse girls can go home

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:56:05 2016 No.15852880 >>15852848 >Spoiler Fuck you I have a bottle of it on the bookshelf since the desk is getting crowded

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:56:50 2016 No.15852882 >>15851903 I haven't been drawing as much as I'd like to but I've been working on gesture work so that's something. I don't think I'm confident enough to post anything here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:58:39 2016 No.15852889 File: 607 KB, 960x1280, c540b494a3ca3eb7f4a1ed2ea135cc2f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852861 Well, mice are useful for one thing you can't do with dormice. Bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:05:02 2016 No.15852909 >>15852882 You'll never know until you post something here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:06:55 2016 No.15852916 File: 383 KB, 1174x1488, 1467412743564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there anything more beautiful than a tall girl with a fuckhuge weapon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:08:12 2016 No.15852919 >>15852916 This trope fucking pisses me off.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:10:43 2016 No.15852924

>You will never work with the monsters that come to earth as a peacekeeper
>You will never have to regulate werewolves to prevent unwanted transformations
>You will never ave to settle disputes between the church, the fallen and the demons
>You will never get close to the monster secretary sent to help you sort this shit out

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:12:45 2016 No.15852930 >>15852916 Depends on the girl really though I actually like that Russian chick in overwatch

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:13:10 2016 No.15852934 >>15851903 Well, I'm no longer practicing myself but I'm tricking my friend into improving his own art through monstergirls. I even managed to get him to draw some lewd pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:14:28 2016 No.15852943 >>15852919 Care to share?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:18:16 2016 No.15852959 >>15852924 Then you get shot for supporting the "evil rapist invading" monsters and all your work is undone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:19:19 2016 No.15852963 File: 333 KB, 750x817, soft and fluffly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15848912

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:20:52 2016 No.15852964 >>15852963 She looks so fat and cuddly

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:21:11 2016 No.15852965 >>15852556 >ywn Dad it up with a bunch of other anons at the neighborhood block party f-fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:22:18 2016 No.15852969 >>15852963 I want to cuddle with that sheep

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:23:41 2016 No.15852972 >>15852556 You're stealing that boy from his childhood friend, the monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:24:29 2016 No.15852974 >>15852963 Wonderful as always. This world could do with more Wresheep artwork. Weresheep is definitely my waifu

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:27:34 2016 No.15852982

>>15852965
>You'll never be a single dad raising an orphaned monstergirl.
>You'll never get parenting advice from all the cool dads living in the neighborhood.
>You'll never hide your pain behind a smile for your adopted daughteru's sake.
>She'll never eventually catch on that you're depressed and decide to help you.
>She'll never engineer scenarios where you interact with her cool teacher who's almost like a big sister to the class.
>She'll never grin happily when you and the teacher end up falling in love and getting married.
Fucking damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:28:20 2016 No.15852985 >>15852963 >see fluff on her stomach >think it's fat Took me a moment to realize it was her arm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:37:21 2016 No.15853003 >>15852963 >pushing her large breasts up while snoozing Lewd. I'd love to be around this Weresheep after she gets sheared.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:38:04 2016 No.15853004 >>15852982 Hakutakus were made for single dads with adopted monster daughters.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:38:10 2016 No.15853005

>>15852982
>person's children setting somebody up with a stranger
I really dislike this trope, because it's the most opposite of reality. Kids hate their parents dating and taking attention away from them. Doubly so because of the whole replacing problem. If you're lucky, the parent marries a really good person on their own by their own drive and the kid warms up to their new step parent over time. But it is never ever the kids trying to get the parent to date.

You know who does that though? Random little kids who find out somebody is single. "X is such a nice person. You should marry her Mr. Teacher."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:45:56 2016 No.15853016 >>15853005 >setting somebody up with a stranger >her cool teacher who's almost like a big sister to the class Also, I'm sure the kid would understand that there is something missing on the house, and that something is why her father is so depressed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:47:06 2016 No.15853021 Reminder that monstergirls are interfering with the laws of nature by trying to deviate man from his one true way; war.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:49:36 2016 No.15853025 >>15853016 Kids don't act that way anon. Being understanding that her dad might want to date if he goes and does it on his own is completely different to setting him up with someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:50:13 2016 No.15853026 File: 1.16 MB, 1280x1813, mei.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15852916 A fluffy girl with a small weapon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:52:24 2016 No.15853030 >>15853021 Does the monstergirl world still have a stigma against premarital sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 22:54:32 2016 No.15853034 >>15853025 We are talking about little monsters though. If she didn't want to fuck him she probably wanted her really nice teacher to do it and be happy. That's killing an entire harpy nest with one wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:03:10 2016 No.15853046 >>15853004 I was thinking more along the lines of an Apophis or a Demon, but that's cute too. >>15853005 >>15853025 Stop shitting on my cute fantasy anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:08:17 2016 No.15853052 File: 414 KB, 1280x664, Enjoy being raped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When foxes abound, don't let your pants fall down. Around foxes, cover your crotches. ...When Mofu's about, tighten your belt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:10:21 2016 No.15853057 >>15851690 http://pastebin.com/pCicXDKz There you go anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:12:46 2016 No.15853061 >>15853052 How in the hell are you pronouncing "belt?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:14:34 2016 No.15853065 >>15853061 The mysteries of mamono mana.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:18:59 2016 No.15853074

>>15852705
>That's literally all drawing is. Scribbling. Any one who tries to convince you otherwise is a bitter drawfag trying to at the same time convince themselves that they have even a fraction of the worth of a writefag.
I can play this game too, bitter drawfag-san. How abotu you just say that they are two entirely different skill sets?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:20:06 2016 No.15853076

>>15852972
>Are you Mr Mous?
>"Last I checked."
>Listen here, bucko. I don't know what you did or how you did it
>'Daddy!'
>"Friend, you're being offly hostile!"
>My little girl's been in TEARS every since your little daughter took away her best friend! She's been crying to me ever since Anon's been playing with "the ash smelling one" and not her!
>"Friend, there-"
>Don't call me your friend, bucko
>"-There's a very simple answer to all of this!"
>My daughter claims she saw you KIDNAP that poor Anon boy and force him to play with your daughter!
>'I saw it!'
>"Wha- Kidnap? Well I'll- Isn't that a bit farfetched?"
>I don't know. You monster lover folk are some weird people and into some weird things
>"Listen, you're overreacting! This is all just a misunderstanding!"
>Then let me understand somethin' then, bucko. Explain to me the mystical mumbo jumbo your little girl's using on Anon that's making him more interested in her than my little girl!
>"Vegetables."
>..... Beg pardon?
>"My friend, it's not like how it was in medieval times. Back then everyone ate vegetables. Children, adults, the elderly- everyone! It was just a way of life!"
>"But now, not children don't want to eat vegetables. And do you know why?"
>'...Because they're good for you?'
>"Because they're good for you! But you see, through this stigma, in the minds of pubescent boys and girls, eating vegetables is, in a way, a taboo!"
>Whatchu sayin' son?
>"What i'm saying, my friend, is that Anon has a fetish for girls eating vegetables. He's not scared because he's being FORCED to play with my little girl, oh no! he's scared because he's young! He doesn't know that it's a fetish! He doesn't know why his heart races when he sees my daughter eating a face full of celery with sour cream! Man has evolved to find eating vegetables attractive!"
>'... Really?'
>This a load of- My little girl eats vegetables every day!
>"Yes, that is true. But you see, at the time Anon didn't have the fetish! He's a growing boy, my friend! An evolving flower! This feeling for girls eating vegetables is just blossoming now! Heck, I bet if your little girl was to start eating vegetables in his presence, well 'I reckon he'd be comin' down with the vapor's, pardner!'"
>Son, I hope you don't actually believe that-
>'Daddy, we need to go!'
>Where?
>'To the grocery store! We need to buy vegetables! Lots and lots of vegetables! (With this, I won't lose to that harlot!)'
>Sugarbean, you don't actually believe this man's li-
>'C'mon, daddy!'
>.... Coming dear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:20:25 2016 No.15853077 >>15852916 Literally nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:28:30 2016 No.15853092 >>15853076 Anon is a pretty weird kid for having a fetish as that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:30:18 2016 No.15853099 >>15853092 He'll grow out of it And eventually have a fetish for monstergirls Hell, he could be IN THIS VERY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:31:23 2016 No.15853102 >>15853021 But I don't like war. Why can't we spend more time snuggling with our loved ones?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:38:29 2016 No.15853121 >>15853026 She's going to freeze you in place so that she can viciously hug you! She's dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:39:18 2016 No.15853124 >>15853099 The vegetable fetish anon could be any one of us! He could be you! He could be ME! He could even be

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 23:52:27 2016 No.15853151 >>15852963 Pat the sheep

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:05:23 2016 No.15853178 >>15853102 I want a MG to be completely convinced that humans desperately need to be saved from themselves and do her best to save them with love and sex. druella at least has good motives

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:08:13 2016 No.15853186 >>15853178 You sure you're not describing demons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:09:46 2016 No.15853189 >>15853121 How does a yeti viciously hug?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:11:57 2016 No.15853193 >>15853178 I want to cuddle Deruella!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:13:31 2016 No.15853195 >>15853178 The extreme faction did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:16:33 2016 No.15853202 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, give the dire yeti a hug

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:24:49 2016 No.15853219 >>15853057 cheers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:29:28 2016 No.15853230 File: 352 KB, 2048x1628, 1464516496861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15853202 >dire yeti 7ft. of plump tits, ass, muscle, and fluff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:33:18 2016 No.15853233 >>15853186 I'm not a fan of the language used in the profile, but something similar. >>15853195 There's such a thing as too extreme

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 00:42:31 2016 No.15853244 >>15853230 Yes, all of that ready to rub cheeks and snuggle you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:47:46 2016 No.15853343 Threads quiet tonight. Is everyone with their waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:48:17 2016 No.15853345 >>15853244 I just want a dire yeti to rub my back and tell me everything is going to be ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:52:05 2016 No.15853352 File: 68 KB, 500x342, Late Saddness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15853343 I wish, ever moment my waifu doesnt exist in this reality is suffering

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:53:04 2016 No.15853357

>>15853343
Seems like it. I'm bed and I like to image her laying down by my side.

It's pretty cute when she moves around and mumbles my name, and if I pat her head or kiss her cheeks/forehead she smiles and giggles a little.
I wonder what she is dreaming about? Probably something about going on adventures and flying through the skies, that's the kind of girl she is after all.
Why can't all of this be true? Why can't I be happy?

What kinds pf dreams do you think your waifu has, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:54:06 2016 No.15853359 >No delinquent grill to protect you in public, but bully you lovingly in private >You'll never abandon yourself to her as she throws you against the wall (softly), pins you to it and forces a blowjob on you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:54:31 2016 No.15853361 >>15853343 We are always with our waifus, Anon. In our hearts. In our dreams. In our porn folders.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:56:11 2016 No.15853363

>>15853357
I don't know really Anon, she's not the type to talk about that stuff.

I can think of how she reacts though depending on the dream. I'm sure she'd wake up from a nightmare and just nuzzle up against me without saying anything. Maybe she wakes up with a smile if it's a nice one, or clearly jumps me if she has a sex dream.

I just hope she dreams about me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:57:46 2016 No.15853365 >>15853343 I wish anon, I wish more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:58:02 2016 No.15853366 >>15853352 >>15853357 It can't be real anons because that's just how things work sadly. Maybe it's bad luck, or some cosmic joke. But wherever they are, they love you just as much as you them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:11:16 2016 No.15853409 >>15853343 Video games.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:12:17 2016 No.15853411 Thread theme https://youtu.be/JhH4zIV0-Zs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:18:35 2016 No.15853437 >>15853409 What video game anon?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:24:39 2016 No.15853449

>>15853437
Just shitposting about Persona 5
Fags are ultra mad there is no fag romance. Not only that but the only 2 gays portrayed as creepy fags who want to fuck underage MC's asses just for a gag
Glorious. Based Japan. Soon there would be a huge shitstorm about it on normie sites

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:26:00 2016 No.15853451 File: 739 KB, 1164x1410, 661fc9ed03e79caa96fc5e99c8baa31e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15853437 Pokemon Platinum. All the talk due to the upcoming games has gotten me in the mood to revisit some of the games.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:26:26 2016 No.15853453 >>15853437 XIV for me, anon. Talking with the guild about patch 3.4 and making gil helping others gear up for it. My current tank made a cute Au Ra that looks suspiciously like a salamander. I'm of course a miqo'te healslut!

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:30:04 2016 No.15853460

>>15853449
Oh dear god, really?

Can't wait to see people complaining about how "After the incredible characterization of Kanji in P4..."

That normies of course tout all the time, holding Kanji up as some paragon of LGBT writing...even though they completely miss the point of his story arc, which was giving the finger to labels and just being who you are, doing what you liked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:31:11 2016 No.15853461 >>15853451 >All the talk due to the upcoming games has gotten me in the mood to revisit some of the games. I feel you there anon, I've already re-done my whole living dex by playing through all my old games, just to be ready.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:31:30 2016 No.15853463

>>15853449
I'm not gonna call Kanji a mistake, because it wasn't his fault they came out of the woodwork after the release of P4. He was literally gay before it was cool, and certainly didn't flaunt it. Kanji would never own a tumblr account, and I hope his writer is laughing at all the buttmad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:31:39 2016 No.15853464 >>15853343 I wish. It would make my 0000 to 1200 shift more tolerable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:34:01 2016 No.15853467 File: 119 KB, 1128x610, 1474114365076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15853460 Yeap MCs are visibly disgusted by them and nope the fuck out when they start hitting on them

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:36:38 2016 No.15853475 >>15853460 I mean I don't really know what people expect. Japanese media has rarely portrayed gay folks positively. 75% of the time they're the prancing high pitched queens stereotype.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:44:36 2016 No.15853493

>>15853475
Well, not like it was any different in the rest of the world until less than ten years ago. And honestly, there's no good reason to bend over backwards for less than 1% of the population.

It's really rather surprising that the normalization of them has happened so strongly in the US the last few years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:46:38 2016 No.15853498 >>15853467 BTW persona 5 is pretty much CC galore. You can fuck your teacher, nurse, some other grill

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:51:07 2016 No.15853504 >>15853359 I want to quit school to become a delinquent girl's boy toy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:53:04 2016 No.15853506 >>15853475 Leeron from TTGL was pretty based despite being fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 02:54:01 2016 No.15853508 >>15853498 That Nurse is Lich/10. Lich/10 is a VERY good thing indeed.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 03:02:34 2016 No.15853522

>>15853504
>Tell her that
>She gets angry
>"No! You can't! No way!"
>Ask her why not. It's not like she even goes to school
>She gets flustered, "T-that's different. You're not... useless like me. You're smart! You get good grades! I won't let you quit! You're going to graduate and go to university and be a huuuge success. N-not like a dumb thug like me. I can't let you turn out the same way."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 03:08:51 2016 No.15853534 File: 740 KB, 1912x1080, laWQ08V.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15853508 Liches you say?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 03:23:33 2016 No.15853553

>>15853522
Screw that, school is boring and working is a pain

>Anon insists on becoming her boy toy
>She is adamant about refusing it
>He tells her that he knows a way to get both of them a bright future without school
>She is hesitant but trusts him
>After several weeks of nothing but sex she starts worrying
>Anon reveals his plan of selling his younger brother to a foreign Apophis oil queen

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 03:30:07 2016 No.15853570

>>15853553
>Delinquent knocks him over the head with heavy book and tells him to study. He only has to worry about being as great as he can be. She'll focus on protecting him and their family to be, and she'll even set aside her thuggish ways to be a barely domesticated house wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 03:35:05 2016 No.15853581 >>15853570 That girl is no fun, and now Anon has several weeks of school to catch up to, definitely not waifu material >she'll even set aside her thuggish ways to be a barely domesticated house wife Nevermind, she is waifu material

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 03:39:03 2016 No.15853590 >>15853581 You can't be dumb kids forever. She's street smart, anon is a naive boy. She's seen what it's like for people like her, and she knows all too well she'd be drugged up in a ditch some where if not for anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:09:46 2016 No.15853637 File: 47 KB, 418x337, wife_detected.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I keep my promises! I'll animate something soon, believe me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:13:25 2016 No.15853644 >>15853637 >Trying to animate in blender You poor sad soul

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:18:01 2016 No.15853650

Geenymous, I don't know how you managed to do it, but you've made me enjoy a story about my absolute most disliked monster girl (Dwarf)

Kudos to you, I'm going to binge read all your other stories now

Link for the curious: http://pastebin.com/C8kcfM5N

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:23:47 2016 No.15853658 >>15853650 In a world with Dark Priests, Vamp Mosquitoes, Ropers and Metango; how the hell can DWARF be your most disliked?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:24:21 2016 No.15853660 >>15853644 >blender lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:27:24 2016 No.15853667 >>15853658 U wot What's wrong with dark priest and mosquitoes? And where are 2 furries and trannyshit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:27:39 2016 No.15853668 >>15853658 Explain your hatred for dark preists

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:42:09 2016 No.15853695 >>15853668 they're shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:46:02 2016 No.15853703 >>15853658 All 4 are waifu tier to me Ropers and Matango can be scary so I understand Vamp Mosquitoes are an acquired taste But Dark Priests? Really? Someone needs a long teaching about the words of the Fallen God

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:46:45 2016 No.15853704 >>15853695 For you, I guess

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:48:48 2016 No.15853706 >>15853703 >Fallen God I think it's dumb. It literally exists to pander to wannabe satanists who find the cult thing sexy. I'd be perfectly happy giving any and all gods a kick to the curb and go about life with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 04:59:59 2016 No.15853730 >>15852916 a tall girl stroking my fuckhuge weapon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:03:12 2016 No.15853737 >>15853730 I want any girl for my somewhat average weapon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:08:49 2016 No.15853750 File: 131 KB, 328x446, FEET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to tend to your plants daily

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:10:25 2016 No.15853756

>>15853667
To be honest, Mosquitoes were actually one of my favorites when they were released. Her design is fucking glorious, she has twintails which is my fetish, and her concentric circular eye pattern is fucking awesome.

But the fact that she basically makes me addicted to her like some drug is a fucking boner-killer somethin' fierce.

The Dark Priest, really, I like having ambition that isn't just fuckin' 24/7.

Also, wasn't trying to make a list of all of them I dislike. Just naming ones I knew weren't very popular off the top of my head.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:14:26 2016 No.15853769
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Uh-oh! it's that time of year again. MGC is getting fiercely competitive with their baked goods. Let's take a look at our contestants:

>The Sabbath, as per usual, has welcomed the younger and younger-at-heart imoutos to participate with the monstergirlscout cookie bake-off. Notably hard working participants may receive the prized "I love making sweets for my oniisan" merit badge.

>Fallen God followers have a nice display of pies, candied prisoner fruits, and cider prepared free of charge for the community as celebration for Sister Virtue's successful missionary work in the human realms.

> The "Maids for Masters" association has once again seen some tension. The Kikimora / Shoggoth split this year sees them sharing a booth divided neatly between the two. Evidently the two groups could not agree upon a theme, and as such a fruit / chocolate display is available. (Note: to avoid last year's fiasco, all product on display has been quality assured by the Lich and Anubis panel. Public safety officials advise against accepting anything offered to you away from the designated tables.)

> There will be no Yuki-onnas selling snow cones this year, as we are still trying to cover the repairs made necessary by the Wonderland-produced syrup used.

More details for the event may be found on site or on the flyer. Please remember to keep all Wurms and Hellhounds on their best behavior, and to maintain a regular healthy diet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:21:18 2016 No.15853794 >>15853769 I told those fools that dormouse syrup was a bad idea, but did they listen to me? NOPE! It was all 'how about you give me a snowball' and other winter themed innuendos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:28:33 2016 No.15853809 >>15853769 Sabbath will win once more, no one knows how they make their cookies so tasty

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:28:57 2016 No.15853812 >>15853794 I know plenty of guys would eat shog-jelly as it is, but would anyone really want a strawberry fruit tart that a yan kiki bled into..?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:37:47 2016 No.15853831

>>15853074
>>15852740
Both of you just went fucking full retard panic. Notice how I used the word "worth." Any jackass with a high school English education and a freeware word processor can bang away at a keyboard. It takes a real fucker with ambition and drive to take four years of optional supplementary courses in high school and spend hundreds of dollars on drawing equipment. There's a reason why a drawfag asking for commissions is treated as par for the course, but when a writefag dares to even suggest such a thing, hes still given shit for it to this very day. You have no fucking worth. Everyone expects you to do your dime-a-dozen skill for free. Fucking deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:42:37 2016 No.15853847 Hey guys, what kind of music does your waifu listen to? Do you guys have similar tastes? If not, what does she think of it? Does she only tolerate it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:49:58 2016 No.15853862 >>15853831 You seem a little titled anon, maybe you should make like a tree and shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:50:05 2016 No.15853863 >>15853658 >how the hell can DWARF be your most disliked? Todlercon is easy to dislike

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:51:43 2016 No.15853866 >>15853847 Waifu listens to almost the exact same things I do, all sorts of metal and swing. Only difference is she can dance to swing and I can't. She listens to more russian things than I though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:52:17 2016 No.15853867 >>15853831 Your paragraph to my snarky line is indicative of who is in "fucking full retard panic". Not even gonna bother reading the rest. Also, >responding to a 6 hour old post Attention whore.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:54:23 2016 No.15853869

>>15853847
Man, I'm into a ton of Japan's game music. The FF series, Persona, LoZ, and basically everything from Nier. Jojo has some great stuff too, really. Most of the time though when I'm reading or working I'll have some ASMR or Classical running. Helps me focus. I think my hardest to tolerate stuff comes from the things played nonstop when I was growing up. That can range from things all the way down from Eminem and Fall Out Boy up to Billy Joel and Bob Marley.

What I guess I'm saying is that music is wide and varied like the world should be, man. I'll just as quickly learn something new from my waifu as I would not bug her by using headphones. Two philosophers once said it best: "Be excellent to each other and party on dudes."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 05:55:37 2016 No.15853872 Why would a Anubis want a husband? A busy independent working Anubis can survive just aswell on her own. Unless she designates you as her house husband

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:00:41 2016 No.15853881
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>>15853847
We would likely live in an old mansion in KC's setting, the only music we would be hearing would be each other's moans.

Unless we got one of the undead servants to play a violin or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:03:46 2016 No.15853885 >>15853863 They're Dwarves, not Gnomes. In D&D at least, a female dwarf is around 4'1" (124cm) on average. Lolicon isn't the same thing as toddlercon no matter how butthurt it makes you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:05:08 2016 No.15853888 >>15853885 >MGE drawf isn't a toddler kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:06:37 2016 No.15853889 >>15853769 >Lich and Anubis panel I want to be a part of this panel.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:07:54 2016 No.15853892

>>15853872
An Anubis would still work you to the bone as a house husband.

She's the kind of lady to to go around the house with a white glove and check you've been doing your tasks properly. Also cooking books, she would probably buy a ton of them and make them required reading for you, scheduledogs don't like their husbands not doing anything.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:08:01 2016 No.15853893

>>15853847
She doesn't particularly care for music

I wonder how a feral monster girl would react to listening to a song with a state of the art headset

>>15853872
That's what they all say, but then that sinking feeling of wanting a child hits them
They can't resist the dick either

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:08:12 2016 No.15853894 >>15853881 >Not getting the banshee to sing to the two of you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:10:53 2016 No.15853899 >>15853892 What if she found out you've just layed around the house all day? What if she has a camera in every room of the house so she can monitor you from time to time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:12:35 2016 No.15853902 >>15853894 Soon as KC makes one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:13:51 2016 No.15853906 >>15853899 Angry cowgirl sex while nagging you.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:17:23 2016 No.15853912

>>15853892
>Also cooking books, she would probably buy a ton of them and make them required reading for you
Personally, I just read from 'em as I cook. I hope she'd find that acceptable?

>>15853899
This reminds me of a lewd as fuck story that I read a while back...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:28:10 2016 No.15853931 >>15853847 Gremlin waifu is into some snazzy jazz-like stuff with a funky beat. The kinda stuff you can really bust a groove to. Which is nice since I like high-intensity danceable shit, myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:28:59 2016 No.15853933 >>15853912 >Personally, I just read from 'em as I cook. I hope she'd find that acceptable? But then how would she brag to the rest of her Anubis friend about how her husband can remember so many dishes? What if they want to come over for dinner?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:30:58 2016 No.15853939 >>15853933 Memorization has never been a strong point of mine. I like having a recipe to keep myself on track, assuring that the meal comes out perfectly. I thought that she would like me trying to remain so organized.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:38:03 2016 No.15853956 >>15853931 >Gremlin waifu But her profile is not even out yet What if those things about her augmenting you are real? I'd divorce immediately if my waifu tried to put nanomachines in my dick

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:44:46 2016 No.15853965
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>>15853847
I bet Hellhounds are really into metal. I can't really stand the stuff. I'm more into indie folk and some forms of electronic. My tastes have mellowed out a lot since high school.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:49:31 2016 No.15853977 >>15853831 You've got a point in there, but you're still being an ass about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:53:35 2016 No.15853985 >>15853831 You sound incredibly bitter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:56:33 2016 No.15853991 >>15853831 I feel sorry for the writefags who have to read your drivel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:58:24 2016 No.15853997 >>15853991 Eh. Reading blatantly obvious ignorance isn't that bad. I feel sorry for anyone who can't comprehend the existence of bookstores.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:01:12 2016 No.15854004

>>15853991
I'm assuming he's a failed drawfag or something. Either way the amount of bile in his post tells me that he's very bitter over something. I somewhat agree that writefaggotry is easier than drawing due to the lower skill ceiling, but worthless? Nah, he's trying to get back at someone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:02:58 2016 No.15854007 File: 380 KB, 1190x1301, 1474196578233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best SOTC couple coming through, haters better swerve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:04:21 2016 No.15854012 >>15853956 As long as there's no drugs or mind-control, I'm pretty much fine with anything, Anon. Besides, what "things" are you referring to, anyway? People slathering around random rumors?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:06:35 2016 No.15854021 >>15853831 >writing >a dime-a-dozen skill Because there's no difference between Alp and Mark Twain now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:07:44 2016 No.15854025 >>15854007 Agro did not get the love she deserved, and her end was despair inducing. At the very least we can take solace in the fact that MC rode her for countless hours before the end, and all the fans knew who best girl was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:08:03 2016 No.15854026 File: 543 KB, 890x1280, 1470537250147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Business Ryu wants a meeting

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:09:04 2016 No.15854027 >>15854012 Someone posted what seemed to be a partial translation of her profile on a website (can't remember which) It seemed real or at least the guy imitated KC's style pretty well

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:09:36 2016 No.15854029 >>15854026 her eyes are fucked

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:11:40 2016 No.15854035

>>15853997
True. He seems completely unaware of the fact that professional organisations will pay very tidy sums of money for commissioned writing, especially online.
And the publication industry is called "industry" for a reason.

>>15854004
You say skill ceiling, but I think the better term to use is skill floor.
The skill ceiling of a professional writer, who can produce 2000 or more words a day for a story and be able to integrate elements like themes and foreshadowing, etc, is incredibly high. It takes years of dedicated hard work to do that well.
It's not just typing until you've written a story. It's pouring over research, drafts, diagrams and flow charts all linking in to each other, and so on.

But at the amateur level, to be minimally skilled and still produce something that looks/reads nice, I'd say the requirement is higher for an artist. Hence, a higher skill floor.
That's just what I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:12:07 2016 No.15854036 File: 107 KB, 314x416, Asfm succ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like succubi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:12:32 2016 No.15854037 >>15854026 She must have pissed off the wrong tanuki to have all the fingers on her left hand cut off

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:15:50 2016 No.15854048 >>15854004 >skill ceiling You mean entry bar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:16:01 2016 No.15854050 >>15854036 >Lamia form didn't make it into the game could be nice if they make a expansion, but beggy no choosey

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:17:25 2016 No.15854052 >>15854035 >>15854048 Yeah, I should have said skill floor. The point remains that being very good at either takes a lot of hard work.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:20:46 2016 No.15854057

>>15853977
He doesn't. Literally none of what he said is necessary to draw. All you need is a pencil and paper. Commissions come from how expensive the bullshit they use to draw with are. And if more drawfags did their shit on a pen and paper, the idea of paying them to do it would be just as preposterous.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:28:21 2016 No.15854077

>>15854057
That's wrong too though.

The idea of commissions is to use a skill that you have, drawing, writing, whatever, in order to make a living off of.
The cost of said commissions then becomes a matter of how much you value those skills, and more importantly, how much other people value them. Supply and demand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:28:22 2016 No.15854078 There is nothing better in life than pampering your lolinubis. Letting her rest her head on your lap, feeding her sweets, cleaning her ears, and massaging her scalp and temples.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:31:07 2016 No.15854082 >>15854057 >Commissions come from how expensive the bullshit they use to draw with are And time spent drawing, especially if someone tries to use it as a more reliable source of income.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:31:08 2016 No.15854083 File: 221 KB, 1000x1000, Anubis Spa Day3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854078 This is the truth.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:33:32 2016 No.15854087

>>15854077
Yeah but you base your commissions on how much it costs to produce the piece. The equipment you use, the cost of maintaining the equipment, etc etc. Your pricetag isn't JUST your skill and time put into it.

>>15854082
Yeah, time to. But the point I was making was that a large part of why art costs more than writing is because of what goes into making said art.

Like, take writing. What if it wasn't a pastebin link, but a handmade book, hand bound by the author and hand written by the author? If you comissioned it, you'd be paying a lot more than you would otherwise

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:35:58 2016 No.15854092

>>15854087
Time = Money.

It's...really not complicated.
If someone is just doodling for fun or something, that's one thing. But generally those who take and do commissioned work regard it as exactly that, work. You put time into work, you want to get paid for that time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:38:18 2016 No.15854096 >>15854092 I'd wager writers put just as much time in. Time isn't the only factor at play here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:39:52 2016 No.15854098 >>15854096 Not arguing that. I'm saying it's the same all around. I suppose that since I only said "Doodling" might give the wrong idea...I suppose one could call the literary equivalent the like of greentexts and so forth?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:42:56 2016 No.15854105 >>15854083 Anubis deserve time off from all their hard work

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:47:19 2016 No.15854111
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>>15853498
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/17/more-than-40-per-cent-of-japans-adult-singles-are-virgins-says-s/
>Now a survey of unmarried people aged 18 to 34 found that around 42 per cent of men and 44.2 per cent of single women had never had sex.
No wonder they try to push CC romance in their games
>your average meeting with your homeroom teacher

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:49:03 2016 No.15854114 >>15854111 >Headpillow with your CC Teacher ...fuck February can't get here soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:50:22 2016 No.15854118 >>15854114 You mean thighpillow?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:53:15 2016 No.15854122 File: 169 KB, 1280x1024, Sahu fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to post this every thread until she's popular!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:54:12 2016 No.15854124 >>15854111 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM_DySyhAxo she just.... one minute she is trying to be the strict standoffish type, and the next you have her in your room in a fucking maid outfit. desperate teacher-chan is kind of cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:55:00 2016 No.15854128 >>15854118 Yeah. Sure. That.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:57:25 2016 No.15854130 >>15854114 >>15854118 Actually, the correct term is "hizamakura"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:58:35 2016 No.15854133 >>15854130 Thank you, Ken-Sama.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:58:59 2016 No.15854134 >>15854130 No anon, I believe the phrase you are looking for is "itadakimasu."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:00:41 2016 No.15854137 >>15854124 Sounds like what a Hakutaku would do if she was faced with a student of her type

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:00:51 2016 No.15854139 >>15854134 You mean "rub-a-dub dub thanks for the grub"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:01:26 2016 No.15854140 File: 133 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The king as been kidnapped m kunoichi are you a bad enough paladin to rescue the king?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:01:45 2016 No.15854141 >>15853847 JESUS YOUR WAIFUS DONT EXIST NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:02:27 2016 No.15854142 >>15854140 As long as I get to keep a kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:02:59 2016 No.15854143 >>15854140 I'm not a paladin I'm a Warlock. I'll use my amazing summoning powers to summon the Kunoichi into my boudoir.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:04:01 2016 No.15854145 >>15854141 AYO HOLE UP SO YOU BE SAYIN I BEEN BANGING SOME KINNA ILLUSION?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:04:19 2016 No.15854146 >>15854140 Nope! But my waifu paladin might try something brave like that, so I got her a weird-looking sword I found sealed in some old tomb to upgrade her gear with. I'll be going as along for healing and menial chores!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:04:58 2016 No.15854147 >>15854140 I still love the idea of a shy demon ninja that doesn't like meeting people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:05:16 2016 No.15854149 >>15854146 Healslut please, can you even tend to the needs of the blade?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:07:10 2016 No.15854154 >>15854145 oo oo oo oo ah-oh

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:07:30 2016 No.15854155 File: 233 KB, 850x1275, 1446707336519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854140 Reminder that one slip up is game over

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:12:02 2016 No.15854164 File: 775 KB, 1275x1650, kuno ver 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854155 Maybe but what a way to go.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:12:31 2016 No.15854166

>>15854149
Certainly! A definitely not cursed sword needs to be taken very good care of in order to serve its user on the battlefield. Why, I don't know if I could bear thinking of Paladin oneesan getting into trouble when she finds out such an old weapon won't be able to make traditional wounds. I'll be sure to care for her tools tenderly until they start to... grow on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:13:25 2016 No.15854170 >>15854166 Sinister slut.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:15:58 2016 No.15854177

>>15854170
Well if the king's already been taken by a ninja succubus, then the knights aren't going to hold together long. Before she turns to something unseemly, I'll be sure and take good care of her. It's only natural for a boy to take care of his knightfu. Well, knifu now.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:19:01 2016 No.15854182
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A Devil Bug from the slums has just won a million dollars on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
How did she do it?
A. She cheated
B. She was lucky
C. She's a genius
D. It is written

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:20:39 2016 No.15854184 >>15854182 D. Man that movie slum-bug millionaire sure is great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:21:44 2016 No.15854188 >>15854182 Its been ages since I've scene that movie. didn't he remember every answer via traumatic flashback?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:22:42 2016 No.15854192 >>15854188 He just guessed the last one because he didn't have an appropriate trauma for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:24:00 2016 No.15854197 >>15854192 Thanks for the reminder

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:25:01 2016 No.15854201 >>15853178 >>15853102 You see, we need to keep the perpetual cycle of killing each other unaltered. If we don't kill a few every year, overpopulation will kill everyone in a few decades.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:27:04 2016 No.15854208

>>15854124
>Auto] 31 new posts
>>15854124
>one minute she is trying to be the strict standoffish type, and the next you have her in your room in a fucking maid outfit.
In her spare time she works as a NOT!(lol)-prostitute who cleans your room in a french maid cosplay while calling you master. MC calls that agency and they send him his teacher by accident

There are literally tons of hentai with that plot
>guy calls himself whore
>it's his teacher
>they fug

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:28:40 2016 No.15854212 >>15854182 I like Devil Bugs. More than those lousy flatfishes at least.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:29:10 2016 No.15854213

>>15854201
Uh... no. By the way places like wonderland and the fairy realm work, physical space isn't really an issue. Food isn't an issue with the way certain food just grows on the aura of lust nearby in demon realms. Everything is already fixed in those aspects.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:32:22 2016 No.15854225

>>15854213
>Wonderland
Mate, the chances of things falling in place and chains of events allowing us to exist/the known laws of physics to be the way they are are so small, even the slightest change to our reality could throw everything down the shitter. CERN already tried that shit before and it ended up with baneposting bleeding into real life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:32:53 2016 No.15854226 >>15854208 ... what sort of teacher would do that kind of work in the same town her class lives in? I don't usually like the phrase 'asking for it,' but she can't be that naive if she is in education. P5 is shaping up to be pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:33:11 2016 No.15854227 >>15854213 Dear lord, now that I think about it, if a species could survive solely through breeding, then wouldn't the population just spread like a fucking plague? Monsterpussy would literally conquer the galaxy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:34:27 2016 No.15854230 >>15854226 I've never played any Persona, can I just jump into this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:35:21 2016 No.15854231 >>15854227 Good thing they'll never get past their own stratosphere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:35:29 2016 No.15854232 >>15854227 Cancerverse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:36:05 2016 No.15854233 >>15854226 She really needs monies m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:36:39 2016 No.15854235 >>15854225 The DL plans on fucking her husband until existence and the rules of the gods bend to her will. Logic is kind of invalid by this point, you know..? TTGL rules.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:37:36 2016 No.15854239 >>15854227 >conquer the galaxy. >Implying they'd have the self-control/attention span to stop thinking about dicks and develop technology to travel throughout the galaxy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:38:16 2016 No.15854242 >>15854230 Yeah. P3 or P4 if you can't wait are both good. They're all standalone and enjoyable, but be ready for 100+ hours to get through of classic rpg / dating sim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:38:45 2016 No.15854243 >>15854235 This sounds really stupid.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:38:51 2016 No.15854244

>>15854230
Each one is pretty self contained. If I remember correctly they're all set in the sand world, so there will likely be references to past titles, but you probably don't need to play the previous ones. P3 and P4 are both worth playing though, simply because they're good games.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:39:22 2016 No.15854246 >>15854242 I love classic RPGs and dating sims. Just borrowed Tales of Xillia 1 and 2 off a buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:39:58 2016 No.15854249 >>15854244 Same world. Fucking autocorrect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:44:23 2016 No.15854256 >>15854242 >>15854244 What Monster girls would the P3/P4 girls be?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:45:28 2016 No.15854260

>>15854239
> not understanding that the DLhas already dethroned one god king, driven a second into a corner, pacified the rest of the pantheon, and figured out methods to rewrite the rules of the universe all in the name of a really, really good dicking

welcome to MGE, pick a waifu and enjoy your stay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:48:08 2016 No.15854266 >>15854260 Monstergirls are illogical. Irrational! They must be stopped!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:52:59 2016 No.15854278 >>15854266 Shut up Anti-spiral.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:53:13 2016 No.15854280 >>15854256 I could see chie as a kakuen, yukiko as an anubutt, maybe naoto as a lich... Dunno about the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:53:56 2016 No.15854283 >>15854256 Well there are two automata and an alp, off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 08:59:58 2016 No.15854306 File: 599 KB, 1086x1534, 1443610423139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:00:47 2016 No.15854308 >>15854306 The fuck are you two looking at?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:01:52 2016 No.15854310 >>15854308 The guy fapping in their bathhouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:03:56 2016 No.15854315 >>15854306 What are you two?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:04:42 2016 No.15854317 >>15854310 Who the fuck faps in a bathhouse? That's against regulations.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:06:36 2016 No.15854323 >>15854317 >what do you mean youre being murdered thats illegal people cant do that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:09:54 2016 No.15854333 >>15854323 Y'know what, fuck this. This is a shit bathhouse anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:10:01 2016 No.15854334 >>15854317 Not in MG land There would have a special guy whose job would be to constantly fap in the water. Semen mixed with water makes mgs skin soft and young

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:10:37 2016 No.15854335 >>15854306 Those are some suckable looking curves.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:16:08 2016 No.15854343

Your paladin nee-sama has been acting a bit weird lately. Ever since she came back from a demon realm quest, she's become much more personal with you. She's also MUCH more protective of you, constantly accompanying you even for some groceries! She also forbids you to show your face in public!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:17:40 2016 No.15854348 >>15854343 >nee-sama meh, throw it in the pile along with the others

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:20:33 2016 No.15854354 >>15854343 Does she look any different?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:23:45 2016 No.15854362 >>15854354 Not that you can tell. Though she is very sensitive about showing her body to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:24:07 2016 No.15854365 >>15854343 Sounds like she might have been improved, hopefully she starts turning a delicious shade of blue soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:24:19 2016 No.15854367 >>15854343 >nee-sama Trash Can I just have a grill without those retarded onee/onii/nee/imouto shit memes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:24:50 2016 No.15854369 >>15854362 Do her clothes look tighter around her body?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:27:40 2016 No.15854380 >>15854367 No, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:28:13 2016 No.15854383 >>15854369 Yes. She's been wearing tighter and skimpier clothes for increased 'mobility'. >>15854365 ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:28:28 2016 No.15854384 >>15854367 Your face is a shit meme. Seriously though, not everything you don't like is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:29:13 2016 No.15854386 I'm going to go down to the nearest military recruiting station to enlist and my waifu can't stop me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:34:57 2016 No.15854407 >>15854386 >I want to kill people and do gay stuff without calling it gay Alright Alp, alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:36:02 2016 No.15854410 >>15854407 Only muhreens and navyfags do gay stuff though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:37:18 2016 No.15854413 >>15854410 That's a lie and you know it. It's not gay, it's camaraderie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:42:06 2016 No.15854430 >>15854413 Well, fine. I guess I'll just go join the Kurdbros and fight sandniggers overseas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:42:28 2016 No.15854432 >>15854386 She's fuck other men behind your back. And she'd feel better than she ever had with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:43:14 2016 No.15854436 File: 83 KB, 709x960, DESPAIR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never teach your lamia to be a good fireman, why even live?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:43:24 2016 No.15854437 >>15854430 Kurds cook rice with raisins and chicken grease. Good stuff. My dad picked it up when he was a peacekeeper in the Balkans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:44:44 2016 No.15854444 >>15854436 Well that's odd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:45:27 2016 No.15854446 >>15854432 Oh look, it's this guy again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:46:03 2016 No.15854449 File: 14 KB, 179x162, 1473213343623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Purge! O-oh, we're not allowed to use that word anymore...? Uh! Make them wear chastity belts! Don't give them ballgags though, that just acts as a powerup for some!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:46:38 2016 No.15854450 File: 103 KB, 590x831, Death nee-san.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854444 >44:44 >4444 I guess I'm gonna die then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:50:00 2016 No.15854457 >>15854384 >not everything you don't like is a meme. True But onee is a shitmeme. I don't know how you can deny that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:50:08 2016 No.15854459 >>15854450 No, that's triple 4s, quadruple 4s means you'll soon gain a qt valkyrie waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:51:00 2016 No.15854463 >>15854457 This.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:52:10 2016 No.15854465 >>15854459 Ah, I see. How do I prepare for a Valkyrie then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:52:44 2016 No.15854468 >>15854457 It's just a way of saying "your serious and formal senior X" calm yo tits byetch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:52:53 2016 No.15854469 >>15854465 By dying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:54:36 2016 No.15854471 >>15854468 Why always a senior though? Are you incapable of being someone else's senior in any given situation? Are you that much of a human carpet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:55:21 2016 No.15854473 >>15854471 >stop liking things I don't like! Please stop.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:58:14 2016 No.15854484

>>15854471
I'm not the anon who posted the thing, spergatozoid. I'm generally against practically every "Oh no! Your X has Y, what do?" shitpost because they're always the fucking same thing.

But being up in arms about specific womanly types and saying they're shit-tier memes is pretty pathetic. People have different tastes than you. Getting pissy about them makes it seem like you care too much about what other people peel their bananas back to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:04:26 2016 No.15854501 File: 138 KB, 1024x918, 1420049942247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isn't it Full Moon about now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:12:03 2016 No.15854514 >>15853769 I want the Dragon baked goods you swine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:14:08 2016 No.15854526 >>15854457 "It's not a meme" There's your denial.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:17:38 2016 No.15854540 So how would monstergirls react to Captain Lescatie revealing herself to be an Order agent all along?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:20:04 2016 No.15854546 >>15854540 They'd be upset and appalled and would look back to simpler times when she was just a girl who punched paladins with her shota sidekick Fucky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:27:32 2016 No.15854569 File: 89 KB, 876x1088, 1424946543053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you ever get the feeling you're not alone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:30:20 2016 No.15854578 >>15854471 This is the face of sadness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:30:51 2016 No.15854580 >>15854501 It's 10:30 in the morning, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:30:51 2016 No.15854581 File: 621 KB, 613x800, 1446324261648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854569 All the time, now if I hear weird noises around the house I just like to think it's a cute ghost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:31:16 2016 No.15854585 >>15854501 Two nights ago it was the harvest moon, the next full moon is middle of October.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:32:36 2016 No.15854588 File: 2.83 MB, 2000x3117, 1423785876198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For honor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:35:31 2016 No.15854597 >>15854514 Don't we all anon, sadly after Ryu nee-chan's traumatizing experience at the bake-off two years ago the dragons have withdrawn for the foreseeable future.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:36:10 2016 No.15854600 >>15854235 >TTGL rules Did you just forget everything about the Spiral Nemesis and why Simon didn't bring back Nia and his dead friends?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:43:28 2016 No.15854625 Mofu meidos

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:44:59 2016 No.15854630 File: 183 KB, 1200x984, Csn2OS1VYAE5FzE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854588 For thick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:45:41 2016 No.15854632 >>15854597 That was a Sabbath member's fault and everyone knows it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:46:22 2016 No.15854636 >>15854625 Mofu = slime

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:48:25 2016 No.15854645 File: 127 KB, 560x800, 1468323247025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >your elf wife has followed you into the air force

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:50:56 2016 No.15854656 >>15854645 But I wanted to have a bromance! No Alp I swear!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:52:33 2016 No.15854662 >>15854645 She followed the wrong guy. See you after the war, waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:59:10 2016 No.15854679 File: 401 KB, 980x810, 1441263987527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware! Beware! Rodents of unusual size have been seen in this neighborhood!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:02:24 2016 No.15854685 File: 883 KB, 756x1200, 1455930885386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You think a monstergirl would be unhappy if you told her you didn't want to be an incubus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:03:10 2016 No.15854688 >>15854685 If she's not from MGE I don't think she'd mind too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:04:19 2016 No.15854691 File: 403 KB, 1536x2048, 1470225967310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854679 Do they vary in proportion?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:09:13 2016 No.15854702 >>15854691 One can only assume they come in every shape and size that counts as unusually grand. They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here! They're in they're out they're all about!

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:12:49 2016 No.15854711

>>15854685
>Not wanting the myriad of benefits that becoming an incubus provides
For what purpose?

And to answer the question, I can't see a monster girl being unhappy because of this, although if she has a long lifespan she will be very sad once you start getting old

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:14:53 2016 No.15854716 >>15854711 I am sure mermaid blood can fix that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:15:54 2016 No.15854718 >>15854645 Yo buddy, still alive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:17:52 2016 No.15854721 >>15854588 What honor is there in losing to a monster wearing nothing but lingerie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:19:51 2016 No.15854724 >>15854721 Well obviously you have to give her a handicap and take off all your clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:23:28 2016 No.15854731 >>15854691 I desire a busty, strongfat hinezumi

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:38:01 2016 No.15854756 File: 1.58 MB, 2480x3508, 915_yeti_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter fun with yetis

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:39:47 2016 No.15854761 >>15854588 No. For me.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:41:23 2016 No.15854764

>>15854756
I'm always conflicted by winter and summer. On one hand summer is when I get to walk around barefoot and swim and sunbathe, but then there's bugs and it's too hot to sleep. Winter is comfy as fuck but it's a pain to dress up when going outside.
I honestly don't know which I prefer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:47:12 2016 No.15854772 >>15854764 I hate winter. Even when it's a clear and sunny day it's still -10F.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:48:37 2016 No.15854777
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>>15854645
Tell me, if you other anons can, which is which in such a scenario?

Is Anon Yellow 13 or Yellow 4? Waifu will always be one or the other so choose wisely.

...I mean not that it technically matters in the long run since that ribbon insignia Paladin 1 ends up killing you both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:49:23 2016 No.15854781 File: 664 KB, 750x750, 1421221499229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854772 Cold never bothered me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:53:11 2016 No.15854791 File: 252 KB, 850x603, Fuck Winter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854764 >>15854772

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:53:12 2016 No.15854792 >>15854756 I wish it was winter already, I want an excuse to have hot drinks and get comfy in warm clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:56:00 2016 No.15854799 >>15854791 It's going to be summer here. Oh boy I can't wait for 52ºC adventures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:57:29 2016 No.15854803 >>15854792 It's starting to get colder at night, perfect times for hot tea and warm snuggles

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:58:08 2016 No.15854805 >>15854764 >>15854772 Winter is the best season by far and cold waifus are great no matter the season Meanwhile hot waifus are only great during winter Who in their right mind would cuddle a Yeti or Hellhound during summer? FUCK summer

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:58:38 2016 No.15854808 >>15854764 fall is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:01:23 2016 No.15854816 >>15854805 Yeah! And having the excuse to cuddle up with your lich/undead waifu to keep her joints from freezing up is great!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:05:41 2016 No.15854830 >>15854805 That's why we need to cross a Yuki-Onna with a Hellhound and make an Icehound

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:06:30 2016 No.15854833 >>15854830 Fenrir?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:08:54 2016 No.15854840 >>15854830 The cocytus hellhound/frosthound already fills that niche. And she has sexy time stop powers too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:13:26 2016 No.15854850 File: 521 KB, 1600x1200, 1472301716545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854833 Fenrir is too cute for this world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:13:27 2016 No.15854851 >>15854756 >>15854791 I think I have a problem, ever since that one image every time I see a Yeti's paws I want to fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:15:49 2016 No.15854853 >>15854851 What one image? Would you let a yeti give you a handjob? Because there's a story for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:17:18 2016 No.15854855 >>15854853 The Yeti footjob one, I'm pretty sure I've read the story you're talking about though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:24:17 2016 No.15854862 >>15854855 Oh yeah, the yeti in that pic looks utterly adorable, so I don't blame you for getting that urge. The story was pretty cozy too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:55:32 2016 No.15854935 File: 3.74 MB, 3000x2500, 1450841088792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, in the Monsterverse, a sorceress is plotting a ritual to breach the veil between the worlds!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:58:42 2016 No.15854945 File: 696 KB, 2545x1800, BASEBALL IS ABOUT HONOR, NOT CHEATING.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if...a Hinezumi that uses Raging Demon and anon is tossed away onto the floor covered in fluids?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:59:17 2016 No.15854947 >>15854935 Can they just drag me back to their world? Our one sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:59:49 2016 No.15854949 File: 136 KB, 600x600, 1400052121501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854945 >that filename I'm Petra Brand, I only play Moneyball.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:00:51 2016 No.15854952 >>15854947 And how is she going to drag you there if she can't reach in here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:02:09 2016 No.15854957 >>15854851 That's a matter of time for anyone whose waifu has exotic hands or feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:05:08 2016 No.15854964 >>15854935 I think it's working. II had a dream with my waifu and eventhought it was pretty short, at least I got to see her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:06:31 2016 No.15854967 >>15854947 She thinks the same of her world. That's why she's coming over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:07:25 2016 No.15854971 >>15854964 Was the Sun caught in her raven hair?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:08:44 2016 No.15854974 >>15854952 A reverse demon summoning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:10:03 2016 No.15854977 >>15854974 Veil between the worlds. Your molecules can't pass it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:12:23 2016 No.15854985 >>15854971 Nope, but I did have to set my hand on fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:18:52 2016 No.15855014 >>15854853 Tell me more about this Yeti hand job story.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:25:58 2016 No.15855033
File: 373 KB, 800x1129, Buffbucus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Never let your MGs find out about Pumping Iron, there's a scene in this where Arnold talks about how a workout makes him feel like his muscles are cumming. It's at around 5:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB4Ty1yP48s

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:26:47 2016 No.15855038 Is the seahorse ojou more of a fufufu~ type or an ohoho~ type? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:28:51 2016 No.15855041 >>15855038 Personally I see her as the fufufu type but people seem to have latched onto the ohohos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:31:17 2016 No.15855054 >>15855014 https://pastebin.com/2scK0vft Hope you enjoy it. Please tell me what you think of it after you read it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:51:15 2016 No.15855114

>>15855054
>"I'll drink it all up, every last drop, husband." Force it from the tips of her fingers, spray it onto her beautiful face. Four. Imagine her, naked before you, palming her plump, perfect breasts with semen soaked hands, panting her brown skin a sticky white.
Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:51:59 2016 No.15855117 >>15854957 What about those girls whose hands and feet are just plain ugly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:58:04 2016 No.15855141 >>15855054 yes, this is good

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:01:34 2016 No.15855153 >>15855033 This is why buff monster girls don't skip their workout even when they could be fucking their husband instead. Most replace cardio with an intensive session of sex but that's beside the point

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:02:45 2016 No.15855157 Are you preserving your virginity for your waifu? You better be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:04:08 2016 No.15855162 >>15855157 N-not like I could get rid of it if I wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:07:38 2016 No.15855171 >>15855157 >>15855162

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:08:26 2016 No.15855175 >>15855157 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:09:49 2016 No.15855180 >>15855157 I mean I'm still a virgin in the sense that I never messed with 3DPD nor I even plan to, but I had this very passionate fap session to a Hellhound story and it feels like I lost it Am I still deserving of a pure waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:12:03 2016 No.15855187 >>15855157 I'm tainted. Nothing but fodder for the devil bugs and the matango fields

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:14:47 2016 No.15855195 >>15855180 Who is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:16:47 2016 No.15855201 >>15855157 >>15855162

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:17:02 2016 No.15855203 >>15855195 A Scylla

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:21:22 2016 No.15855217 >>15855203 She'll forgive you for your mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:23:43 2016 No.15855226 >>15855157 I lost it a few years ago. I think the concept of virginity is dumb anyways, especially when applied to monster girls where forced sex/rape is a seemingly regular thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:23:53 2016 No.15855227 >>15855217 Thank you Anon, it means a lot to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:26:54 2016 No.15855236 I wanna help an Alice build muscles thanks to a rigorous lifting schedule, plenty of protein, and copious amounts of minomilk

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:28:34 2016 No.15855243 >>15855227 We all do dumb things sometimes, but expect a lot of punishment sex to get the spicy mofu out of your mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:32:22 2016 No.15855251 >>15853650 Wow sorry this is a bit of a late reply but I'm glad you got a kick out of it dude! Tbh i thought absolutely no one was going to enjoy it and it was gonna end up with me being on some alp-tier level of dislike.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:37:02 2016 No.15855263 >>15855180 >Hellhound story do tell

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:48:52 2016 No.15855292

>>15855251
It was a well rounded story with a good pacing

Aside for the girl's accent and maybe the violent fall there was nothing I could see someone dislike in the story

You probably should have shown more interactions between the MC and the Dwarf during instead of telling, but aside from that and a few typos here and there I have nothing to complain about

As I said I read your other stories, I was surprised by the bad ends but I still enjoyed them, especially the Flow Kelp one
The Jubjub/March-Hare twin story was a bit hard to believe but there wasn't a moment where I was like "this is bullshit"
And the daughters friends story was great although too short, it reminded me of all the blackmail hentai I used to read

Can't wait to read your next story

Oh and you should learn the difference between then and than

>>15855263
Sadly it was deleted, plot was something like this

>MC runs away from shitty home
>Runs out of food/water
>Goes searching for more
>Ends up in a volcanic area
>Sun starts to go down and he still hasn't found anything
>Goes down the volcanic hill to sleep on a tree
>Wakes up and see the Hellhound's eyes staring at him from the distance
>Runs away thinking it's a bear
>Get's chased and caught
>Smut scene happens
>Post sex sleep
>He wakes up happy
>The end

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:50:20 2016 No.15855293 >>15855292 >>Goes searching for more >>Ends up in a volcanic area He's not very smart, is he?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:51:13 2016 No.15855294 >>15855226 >Not saving the most intimate act two people can commit together for the one person you love and wish to spend eternity with Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:55:03 2016 No.15855301 >>15855114 Quite lewd. I've got to learn to stop using the countdown method to show when the climax is going to happen, though. Great for if one wants to fap to it, but maybe a bit too overt. >>15855141 Glad you like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:00:45 2016 No.15855308 >>15855226 Get a load of this impure fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:07:35 2016 No.15855325 >>15855226 >I don't mind that my wife used to be a complete and utter whore Cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:09:29 2016 No.15855331 >>15855226 >I lost it a few years ago. Now I've lost it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:12:03 2016 No.15855335 >>15855325 This is the part where he says "that's what everybody does these days," optionally calling you autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:12:32 2016 No.15855336 >>15855294 >the one person you love and wish to spend eternity with Meaningless if the one for you stops feeling the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:13:30 2016 No.15855339 >>15855335 Or insecure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:13:37 2016 No.15855340 >>15855336 Then you picked wrong. Also >Implying this is even a problem with Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:13:59 2016 No.15855343 >>15855325 That's not what that word means.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:14:30 2016 No.15855345 >>15855331 I know I can kill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:14:34 2016 No.15855346 >>15855340 They're still sentient. Sentience always comes with the risk of defiance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:15:40 2016 No.15855348 >>15855346 >Dating a girl who would cheat on you in the first place >Dating a girl would would even consider cheating a possibility >Trying to push that in Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:16:20 2016 No.15855350 >>15855343 Don't worry Sven, I'm sure your wife's son loves you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:17:26 2016 No.15855351 >>15855348 >Expecting to know that going in Granted, a cheat sheet would be helpful in moments like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:18:11 2016 No.15855352 >>15855350 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:19:12 2016 No.15855355 >>15855351 Welcome to monster girls, where you don't need that. Please leave the 3D at the door, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:19:48 2016 No.15855357 Monsters are pure and would never cheat, stop trying to push your /r9k/ 3d ntr fantasies on everything

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:21:17 2016 No.15855359 >>15855357 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:21:28 2016 No.15855362 >>15855352 It's a joke. Poking fun at Swedish men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:24:34 2016 No.15855370 File: 715 KB, 700x900, 1458161706721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855362 Oh. Is the male population of Sweden quantifiably known to be more into cuckoldry than other male populations in the world?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:28:23 2016 No.15855377 >>15855370 Oh you don't even know. iirc their coat of arms had a lion with testicles on it and they removed said testicles because women got offended.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:30:15 2016 No.15855384 >>15855359 >[monsters] stop acknowledging men other than their “husband” as males or prey, and they only seek and have sex with their “husband.” t. World Guide

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:30:21 2016 No.15855385 File: 348 KB, 540x767, 54116707_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if an MGE Automatons simulacrum bits are both squishy and durable. Or better yet, sensitive to touch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:33:19 2016 No.15855392 >>15855377 Found it http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-502497/Swedish-military-lion-gets-snip-women-troops-protest.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:34:20 2016 No.15855399 >>15855377 Just looked it up now. It's not the country's coat of arms, but that of the Nordic Battlegroup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:34:38 2016 No.15855402 >>15855384 Biased opinion from an untrustworthy source. I mean, how can we trust the word of a single tome when we constantly bitch and complain about each interpretation of it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:36:25 2016 No.15855408 >>15855402 Why do you have to be such a faggot? Just accept that monster girls are pure and stop pushing your tainted goods fetish.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:37:31 2016 No.15855412

>>15855385
Don't underestimate the craftmanship of Gremlins, I bet Automaton feel better than the real thing on top of being more durable and everything else

Although be careful around them, a single defect in their AI such as the eternal low battery glitch and you'll be stuck having sex with your automaton until her self-repair kicks in and that can take weeks

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:38:56 2016 No.15855417 >>15855412 That's why you install an off switch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:40:46 2016 No.15855422 >>15855412 >glitch in the system >automaton becomes yandere

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:41:24 2016 No.15855424 >>15855408 >expecting the internet to be your safe space Further proof that anything with a mind that can think it's own opinion is a threat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:42:41 2016 No.15855433 I smell Starbow. Don't respond to his shit, he's trying to rile you up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:44:36 2016 No.15855441 >>15855417 Off switch are cruels, please have some consideration for your Automaton >>15855422 That's an even bigger risk, that kind of glitch even corrupts the self-repair system and at this point you're done

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:45:29 2016 No.15855443 >>15855441 Okay, a standby switch, then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:46:28 2016 No.15855446 Stop taking the bait fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:46:52 2016 No.15855449 >>15855441 Alright, what >>15855443 said then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:48:36 2016 No.15855452 >>15855408 Because he's baiting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:50:27 2016 No.15855458 >>15855443 That's much better, I could even see an Automaton putting herself on standby when she needs a break or when waiting for her owner

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:54:33 2016 No.15855474 >>15855458 >Automaton flicks on the standby switch on top of a tree trunk It begins again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:56:29 2016 No.15855486 >>15855474 >Master comes back and flicks it on, telling her he finally found a good picnic spot. The end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 15:57:01 2016 No.15855489 >>15855474 Imagine if she waits so long, nature starts to grow over her. Then eventually, a new tree grows up around her, treating her like a fixture and completely encasing her in the twining branches. Maybe a dryad will take care of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:00:16 2016 No.15855499 >>15855489 >Anon finds a War Automaton that has been long since abandoned >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8yh83jlXg

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:01:04 2016 No.15855501 File: 127 KB, 728x799, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855489 Made me think of this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:01:55 2016 No.15855504 >>15855501 >Phoneposter >Overcuck fan It all makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:05:03 2016 No.15855513 >>15855504 While I agree with the phoneposting, what with the recent trend of shit being posted from them, what about Overwatch involves cucking? Are you just trying to show how cool you are for disliking it and attaching a meme word onto its name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:05:29 2016 No.15855514 >>15855504 Calm down. I was just pointing out something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:07:50 2016 No.15855525 >>15855513 >what about Overwatch involves cucking? Because he doesn't like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:09:03 2016 No.15855532 >>15855513 >Defending a shit game with forced diversity out the ass Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:10:47 2016 No.15855537 >heh. You made a joke that involves a character from a video game I don't like? >phone posting cuckold faagggggggiiiiiitttttt You can see how /v/ has invaded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:10:59 2016 No.15855539 >>15855532 >A game with characters from around the world is diverse In other news, water is wet, the arctic is cold, and monstergirls want the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:12:05 2016 No.15855547 >>15855532 Does MGE have forced diversity? It has monsters from around the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:12:14 2016 No.15855549 >>15855537 >Being this triggered You need to go back, reddit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:12:32 2016 No.15855550 >>15855532 You seem angry. Why are you getting angry over a videogame with varied and distinct characters? Do you also hate TF2 because it has a black Scotsman in it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:13:24 2016 No.15855556 >>15855549 Reddit is basically /pol/ 2.0.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:13:57 2016 No.15855559 >>15855513 >overmeme Almost as bad as LoL.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:14:23 2016 No.15855562 Don't reply to the bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:15:41 2016 No.15855569 >>15854949 >church wife hair >jew mom glasses >granny clothing nigga stop making me want to draw

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:16:54 2016 No.15855577 File: 166 KB, 850x1204, Mei Yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder, is this Yeti Chinese?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:18:09 2016 No.15855584 So this is what "Monster Girls totally bang more then one man" posting brings us to.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:18:43 2016 No.15855588
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What MG would fit as a priest of the fallen goddess? Excluding fallen priestess of course.
Would you like it if your waifu dressed up as a fallen priestess while having sex?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:19:21 2016 No.15855592 >>15854840 >Cocytus Frosthound I want that stupid meme to die already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:19:37 2016 No.15855593 >>15855577 Possibly? Maybe the ones that live on the Mist Continent. That would mean Kakuen are also Chinese.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:21:44 2016 No.15855601

>>15855577
She's cute is what she is.
I wouldn't mind a Yeti with Mei's voice and bust.

>>15855588
Demons, Succubi, particularly perverted Holstaurs, Deviant Kikimora, and Vampires.
And I'm not going to say no to my Hellhound waifu wearing a sex nun costume.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:22:03 2016 No.15855603 >>15855592 That's not what a meme is. Why don't you like the frosthound?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:22:24 2016 No.15855606 Is there a Chaos realm separated from normal reality? Like wonderland. Are they just really deep underground? Or do chaos girls just fall from space as shooting stars?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:22:57 2016 No.15855609 >>15855588 Her holiness is giving me dreams of marrying her

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:23:22 2016 No.15855614 >>15855588 >Anubis dressed as a naughty nun Yes. Yes is all I can say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:23:43 2016 No.15855616 >>15855606 They live in the dream realm. Be careful when wandering around over there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:24:09 2016 No.15855620 LET'S PUSH THOSE MONSTER RAKERS OFF OUR WORLD

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:24:56 2016 No.15855623

>>15855292
Glad you don't have many complaints, and those are all things i'm aware of/tryin to fix Especially the then/than shit, don't know why i keep struggling with this basic shit. Though the urge to write is currently quite low, don't know when i'll make another story. Was writing a tanuki one but i feel like its gonna end up in the scrap bin, can't find a way to fix all the shit i see wrong with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:24:57 2016 No.15855624 >>15855606 I'm pretty sure the Chaos Realm is just balls deep in Pandemonium. >>15855614 But anon, would she play the part? And would she bust out the body oil while smiling lustily at you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:25:58 2016 No.15855630 >>15855606 >Are they just really deep underground? They definitely thrive in the MGEs deep sea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:26:00 2016 No.15855631 >>15855606 The Lovecraftian Girls were first alluded to in the MGE-1 with mention of "Deep Ones" sealed away deep beneath the ocean waves, which make me inclined to believe it's something along the lines of the former.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:26:02 2016 No.15855633 >>15855620 SHAZBOT

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:26:12 2016 No.15855635 File: 699 KB, 900x1350, 33507667_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855588 I thought they just sign up for the uniform. Shrine maidens, nurses, police, office ladies, and the like

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:27:07 2016 No.15855639 >>15855624 Well, given the general strictness of Anubi, if one does a bit of Bedroom Role-Play, I can only see them going all the way with it... >Spoiler God I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:27:10 2016 No.15855640 >>15855630 Makes you wonder if the Otohime's fun palace has some chaos girls in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:27:16 2016 No.15855641 File: 367 KB, 800x1000, .less - let her out.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855292 >it was deleted bummer

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:27:48 2016 No.15855642 >>15855392 ...Why put a dick and balls in your emblem in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:27:51 2016 No.15855643 >>15855577 A yeti with heritage sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:28:25 2016 No.15855646 >>15855641 Stupid dog. >>15855642 Because it's cool you stupid faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:30:09 2016 No.15855652 >>15855646 >He wants to walk around with an emblem of an animal with detailed dick and balls on his uniform's shoulder/jacket Sure it's "cool" Sven. Maybe for you it is.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:31:19 2016 No.15855657

>>15855606
Shoggoths just go to wherever potential masters are
Mindflayers form underground societies like their D&D counterpart
Wendigos relax in snowy mountains
Atlach-Nachas probably live underground or in caves as well

The actual Demons of Chaos like Chtulhu or Dagon live in the abyssal sea where they can't make everyone go insane

>>15855623
>but i feel like its gonna end up in the scrap bin, can't find a way to fix all the shit i see wrong with it.

Happens a lot, you should have it unlisted in your pastebin anyways, and maybe link it perhaps an Anon might see something in it you don't

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:31:32 2016 No.15855659 >>15855652 >Following the wishes of feminists and cucks End your life swede.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:32:56 2016 No.15855668 >>15855659 According to you, the only "cool" part in an emblem of a lion standing on its hind legs and holding a fucking sword is its dick. You're the only swede here you goddamned fucking cocklicking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:33:23 2016 No.15855670 >>15855652 >mimicking the Sven meme in the complete wrong and opposite context Think for yourself sometime, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:33:43 2016 No.15855671 >>15855657 I'd rather not link anything im writing that ain't in the most final stages of 'production'. It's excruciatingly embarrassing/awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:34:02 2016 No.15855672 >>15855577 Don't pair up something as pristine as Yetis with subhumans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:35:14 2016 No.15855675 >>15855668 >He doesn't want to stab people by holding a sword with his dick God anon, you're a lame faggot.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:35:42 2016 No.15855678

>>15855639
Anubi are so pent up I bet they're all super wild in bed.
You think she'd ditch the costume after a bit to oil your body up with hers, but keep the character?
To be fair the roleplay would probably only last the first couple hours before it devolves into passionate fucking that leaves you both ahegaoing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:36:19 2016 No.15855679 >>15855657 Let's assume the realities cross and MGs enter our world, or whatever. How hard would I have to concentrate to get a Shoggoth to come to me before I'm raped senseless by some other girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:36:58 2016 No.15855681 >>15855679 >native to Antarctica You're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:39:09 2016 No.15855685 >>15855670 >Meme >Think for yourself Memes are a concept based around propagation of an idea or information through collective thinking and repetition. Try reading sometime, maybe.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:39:50 2016 No.15855689
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>>15855603
Maybe because she's literally fanfiction to the third degree? Maybe because it's pretty fucking idiotic to have Hellhound sub-species when she's already one of the most spammed about girls without even being good?

Maybe because you touch yourself at night.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:40:11 2016 No.15855690

>>15855679
But anon, she's already found you.
You'll go to bed the night of the cross to find your sheets feeling slimy before her glowing eyes and smiling face start materializing out of them.
She'll give you a forceful kiss before forming her slime around your dick and raping you senseless.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:40:22 2016 No.15855691

>>15855679
In my imagination, everyone's perfect waifu magically appears with them while they are sleeping, so you'd be fine.

And yes, this means that half the world would get a heads up that this was happening, before they sleep, and after the begining of global chaos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:40:28 2016 No.15855692 >>15855685 Monsoon pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:40:54 2016 No.15855696 >>15855685 And you've completely misinterpreted a particularly dumb meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:40:58 2016 No.15855697 >>15855689 >without even being good? But they are good when people aren't trying to make them into something they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:42:51 2016 No.15855705 >>15855679 It would be pretty fun to see a bunch of monster girls forming a group dedicated to find their husbandos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:43:12 2016 No.15855707 >>15855696 No I didn't. I called that other anon a swedecuck for wanting dicks in his emblems, but you can whine all you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:44:17 2016 No.15855712 >>15855697 Is it okay for me to want to cuddle a Hellhound after a long night of sweaty passionate pelvis bruising sex? I want to fall to her smiling down at me and her declaration that I'm hers and she's mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:44:35 2016 No.15855715 >>15855707 The "swedecucks" as you put it, are the ones who removed the dick from the emblem in the first place. Read the reply chain to understand the context.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:45:48 2016 No.15855721 >>15855707 The only swedecuck is you anon for being so triggered over a penis that you think censoring an emblem is appropriate.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:45:57 2016 No.15855723

>>15855689
>Literally fanfiction
No fanfiction has been written about her.
>to the third degree
What does torture in interrogation have to do with this conversation?
>when she's already one of the most spammed about girls without even being good?
So, in other words, you're mad because people talk about something you don't like. Tough shit, grow thicker skin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:46:33 2016 No.15855726 >>15855690 I want to wake up to a Yandere Shoggoth eyes staring at me while I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:47:04 2016 No.15855731 >>15855715 Because their women bitched enough for them to remove it. Either way I'm using "swedecuck" as a direct insult given how much faggotry the swedes have submitted to as context.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:47:15 2016 No.15855733 >>15855723 Except everybody fucking turns Hellhounds into simpering, submissive shits when that's the exact opposite of what they are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:47:35 2016 No.15855735 >>15855690 >>15855691 Oh thank the dark abyss. >>15855705 >monster girls walking around with crudely drawn portraits of their minds husbandos. >has anyone seen this human?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:48:31 2016 No.15855738 >>15855726 The second you open your eyes, she's gonna rape you while cooking and then feeding you breakfast. An amorphous, shapeshifting body has it's benefits

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:48:48 2016 No.15855741 >>15855712 Of course it is. People seem to forget that, even though they view humans as "weak," that fuels their desire to protect their husbands. They treasure them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:49:29 2016 No.15855742 >>15855735 >Do not rape this human, he is my future husband! The art fairies would help them with drawings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:49:59 2016 No.15855748 >>15855733 You do know that the profiles are a gross generalization, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:50:17 2016 No.15855750 >>15855741 Honestly, for all my messed up fetishes my strongest one is my desire for affection. I want a Hellhound to stroke my hair after a few hours of slow sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:50:58 2016 No.15855753 I'm going to marry a Bicorn and collect all the unappreciated monstergirls like Cupids and Houris, all for myself! Have your stinky hellhounds and Dragons, just like everyone else!

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:51:06 2016 No.15855754

>>15855733
Are you using some interdimensional VPN to post from a bizarro universe?
The thread will flip its shit whenever some crap like nerdhounds or subhounds are brought up, and rightly so.

I'd like to know, though, please elaborate when you say "everybody", and point to examples where this has happened and been accepted by the thread.

>>15855748
Anon, the phrase "even gods can't tame hellhounds" doesn't leave much room for even the grossest of generalisations.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:52:59 2016 No.15855765 >>15855754 >Taking the profiles literally >When the core idea about MGE is having it go any way you want Why are faggots like you so retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:54:07 2016 No.15855772 File: 490 KB, 794x1200, dark valkyrie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not being able to dish out your own brand of justice with a dark valk

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:54:56 2016 No.15855779 >>15855765 And you can have a submissive canine girl. They're called Kobolds. They even come in other colors!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:55:08 2016 No.15855783 >>15855765 You're really trying hard this thread, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:55:09 2016 No.15855784 >>15855753 >stinky Hellhounds and Dragons Don't be rude, they smell pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:56:15 2016 No.15855790 >>15855772 She'd make a good soccer-mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:56:24 2016 No.15855791 >>15855753 Hey man, I like cupids and houris. They are very /fa/

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:56:48 2016 No.15855793 >>15855753 cupids are good girls that deserve lots of loving

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:56:51 2016 No.15855794

>>15855779
>Being this butthurt that you were proven wrong.

>>15855783
I'm just saying the truth, submissive Hellhounds are kind of dumb and a good few of the anons here won't like that kind of thing but to just deny the biggest thing that MGE is about is fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:56:56 2016 No.15855795 >>15855772 I want an spectral Valkyrie to be part of the undead family.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:57:23 2016 No.15855798

>>15855748
They're a generalization but KC goes out of his way to say "never ever" about them being subs, something he never does.

Plus there's a difference between being different from the profile and just being opposite of it for the sake of it, that's the laziest approach to being "creative" possible and something any 12 year old on DA could come up with.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:57:38 2016 No.15855800

>>15855779
I want a dominant, egotistical, tiny Chihuaha girl and a sleepy, soft, massive Boxer girl to cuddle with me while I sleep and demand that I take them for walks, where the Boxer girl will lie down and sun herself and the Chihuaha girl will yell obscenities at anyone who passes by.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:58:13 2016 No.15855801 >15855753 I'm gonna hire you and your wife as mercenaries to get rid of unwanted girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:59:19 2016 No.15855806 >>15855794 >proven wrong You cited nothing. The hellhound profile is pretty cut and dry. See also >>15855798 This is your final (You).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:01:26 2016 No.15855812 >>15855798 Alright, if that's how you feel then fine. I just have one last question to ask. How do you feel about submissive girls being made dominant?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:01:30 2016 No.15855814
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>>15855753
>Not marrying a Bicorn solely for the idea of collecting every unmarried monster in the world in a giant harem
>Not fucking your way to hundreds upon hundreds of pregnant MGs, with your Bicorn acknowledging that marriage implies complete loyalty, but not faithfulness, at least to her
>Not having your Bicorn get hot and randy when she sees you pointing a Cupid into submission like a feral beast, to the point she begs you to fuck her full of foals
>Not having all of the immediate girls' breeding drives activate seeing the passionate sex you and your Bicorn are engaging in for the sake of children
>Not becoming Genghis Khan

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:02:10 2016 No.15855815

>>15855794
A lot of stuff in MGE is fucking stupid, the whole "you can do anything you want, because you're so special and perfect" thing included. But the profile says what it says, and is the way it is. Submissive hellhounds, quite simply, aren't a thing.
You want to try and push subhounds in the thread, you'll get shit on from every direction. Then I'll write greentexts about dominant hellhounds just to spite you, because that's how petty I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:04:03 2016 No.15855820 >>15855814 You know how genghis died, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:04:04 2016 No.15855821 >>15855814 But if you get every unmarried monstergirl, there won't be any left for anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:04:23 2016 No.15855822 >>15855814 You're right, not doing all of that sounds pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:05:12 2016 No.15855828 >>15855820 Doesn't matter when 1 in 200 men are directly related to the man by blood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:05:16 2016 No.15855829 >>15855820 How khan you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:05:53 2016 No.15855832 Nurse Flayer as healer Shoggoth as rogue Wendigo as tank Atlach as support Anon as the leader Can the chaos team defeat the demon lord?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:06:33 2016 No.15855833 >>15855812 Also dumb. What's the point of having different MGs if you're just going to make them all the same?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:06:37 2016 No.15855834 >>15855814 >every unmarried monster in the world godamn tired of these fucking hyperbole greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:06:39 2016 No.15855835 Don't worry Anons. I'll get myself a bicorn and a harem of all the shit girls in MGE, then I'm going to jump with them inside a volcano to get rid of all the evil in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:07:54 2016 No.15855842 >>15855820 Forget how Genghis died, remember how Raphael died?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:08:14 2016 No.15855844 >>15855833 Alright, thanks for answering the question. Have a nice day you fag.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:09:11 2016 No.15855848

>>15855812
>How do you feel about submissive girls being made dominant?
Oh it's this faggot again.

That's not what it's about though, it's about it being baby's first writing attempt.
>Hellhound is sub because being the opposite of what's explicitly said is funny!
It's shit.
>Hellhound desperately tries to control her inner urges and be a good wife without fucking her husband so hard that they need new floorboards
Acceptable. Interesting spin on it, for all intents and purposes she's not a sub as she'd prefer to be on top but fights her instincts because it's what she thinks her husband wants.

And I wouldn't even call that a "good" idea, just something less lazy and terrible than opposites day which reads like a bad harry potter fanfic where everyone's out of character.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:13:56 2016 No.15855863 >>15855812 It's as shit as the other way around. Now stop being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:14:51 2016 No.15855865 isnt bicorn basically a goat

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:15:28 2016 No.15855868 >>15855772 I want to make a harem out of cray devoted warrior girls Dark valk, cursed sword, maybe a living armour and obsessd salamander and oni

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:16:12 2016 No.15855871 File: 26 KB, 400x462, 1446328456089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855835 I want to get a Bicorn and make a harem of twelve White Horns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:17:00 2016 No.15855873 >>15855868 Apparently my phone doesnt like the z button

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:17:28 2016 No.15855874 >>15855865 Dude, rude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:18:53 2016 No.15855884 >>>31377298 >Muhreens killing giants It's over, Onis are finished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:18:58 2016 No.15855886 >You finally beat a Wolfu after getting your ass kicked by her multiple times >You will never build a pack with her and live a happy life surrounded by Wolfus of all sizes and personalities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:19:58 2016 No.15855890 >>15855884 Forgot how this shit works. >>>/k/31377298

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:23:37 2016 No.15855905 >>15855726 Would be nice having a Shog protect me while I sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:24:54 2016 No.15855913 >>15855772 I believe in my own justice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:31:32 2016 No.15855937 >>15855905 That would be. Are Shogs the ultimate sloth enablers? I mean, the end game is litterally using them as a bed and being as close as possible. Why wouldnt you ride around in a Shog wheelchair all day? She can pretend to push you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:40:32 2016 No.15855966 File: 569 KB, 1220x912, 1453341959687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855886 >A Fenrir will never take your hand >You will never steal her heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:41:20 2016 No.15855969 What is your favorite part of your waifu anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:43:30 2016 No.15855973 >>15855886 There was a neat thing last thread about an Anon working to get a pack of canine girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:45:36 2016 No.15855981 >>15855969 She is great in all the areas a monster waifu should be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:46:18 2016 No.15855987 >>15855969 Her cheerful and strong personality, followed by her color scheme and scales.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:46:39 2016 No.15855988 >>15855969 Her everything!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:47:03 2016 No.15855990 >>15855678 Anubi acting sexy in habits? Wonderful. Anubi Body-to-Body Oil Massage? Beyond heavenly.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:47:07 2016 No.15855991
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>>15855969
Physically? Her little glowing womb heart core, and how she glows when I touch it.
Intellectually? Her sideways perspective on everything, combined with that little bit of naivety that is endearing as all hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:51:48 2016 No.15856014 >>15855966 Would Wolfus have a bondage fetish? Would you be willing to partake in your Wolfus bondage fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:52:55 2016 No.15856018 >>15855969 I hate her and she hates me.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:53:56 2016 No.15856023

>>15856014
>Not wanting to bind a Fenrir and teasing her to the point of estral collapse
>Not wanting to sow the storm and reap the sexual whirlwind
>Not having your eldest daughter "ara ara~" to her imoutos and refer to the sounds they hear upstairs is the 'springtime of youth'

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:02:05 2016 No.15856043 >read comics about cute, happy couples >get sad Fuck. When's the portal opening?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:05:36 2016 No.15856053

>>15855969
Favorite? Gee Anon, it's the series of little things that make me love her most.

The way she pumps her fist when she says something silly.
The way she seems to laugh to herself sometimes when she thinks I'm not listening.
The way that failure hardly means anything to her; nothing is impossible, no matter how improbable.
Her infectious personality is so joyful that I could laugh in the face of death itself by her side.

Now that I think about it, we probably look like a pair of chucklefucks, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:09:56 2016 No.15856067 >>15856053 Who is she, Anon? Tell me more about her.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:12:09 2016 No.15856072
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>>15855969
The faint smell of grapes and lavender that's there whenever she's around, the fact that she has hips wide enough to set my engine revving, her smile.

But most of all.

The fact that she's willing to be with a joyless shitpail like me, and drink with me.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:27:59 2016 No.15856115
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>>15855969
she try's her best at everything even though she can't fly and get's made fun of by all the other harpies because of it

>tfw all I want is to heal a cockatrice poor little heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:34:39 2016 No.15856138 >>15856115 What a rare waifu. I think just having you as her husband is enough to make her happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:37:40 2016 No.15856151 >>15856115 But they're right, what kind of dumb harpy can't fly?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:40:07 2016 No.15856156 >>15856151 ...Kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:41:57 2016 No.15856160 >>15856156 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:42:05 2016 No.15856161 >>15856151 her kind can't and that's just fine she's beautiful in my eyes. flying is over rated anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:44:32 2016 No.15856164 >>15856115 >cockatrice waifu This feels like seeing a shiny pokemon in the wild.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:46:06 2016 No.15856169
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I can't get this idea out of my head
>some guy gets husbandod to a happy and loving waifu
>other monsters and incubi want him to turn traitor and help them take over the city
>guy only wants peaceful coexistence and hates extremists
>gets told that his waifu makes him one of them, and that if he's not with them then he's against them
>guy chooses to leave his waifu because he feels like he can't be part of something that supports the DL and her aggression
>guy and waifu both die heartbroken and alone
I don't know why, but I want this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:46:07 2016 No.15856168 >>15856164 What would equal a shiny legendary being found?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:46:35 2016 No.15856172 >>15856164 I know right? Soon we will have at least one anon for each girl, or I'd like to think that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:48:05 2016 No.15856174 >>15856168 Someone with a pot devil waifu.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:48:26 2016 No.15856175

>>15856169
>gets told that his waifu makes him one of them, and that if he's not with them then he's against them
>guy chooses to leave his waifu because he feels like he can't be part of something that supports the DL and her aggression

You're missing a line between those two, where both the man and the waifu drop the king of all idiot balls and completely fail to communicate with each other to prevent such an event.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:49:03 2016 No.15856178 >>15856168 The meme option would be a Flat fish-fag, the probably real option would be a Pot devil-fag. I mean mimic can get a husbando or two because everyone should be wary of mimics, but the poor forgotten whatshername...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:49:32 2016 No.15856181 >>15856174 Someone out there loves her, I'm sure of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:50:02 2016 No.15856183 >>15856169 >>guy and waifu both die heartbroken and alone >I don't know why, but I want this. Have you considered that you enjoy watching others suffer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:51:21 2016 No.15856186 >>15856175 Well, let's say that they run into one of the DLs armies. What could they possibly do to prevent it? >>15856183 but anon... I'd be the guy and I'd suffer just as much if not more

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:52:03 2016 No.15856189 >>15856164 What is the most common waifu? Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:52:34 2016 No.15856191 >>15856186 How exactly does one "run into" an army?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:52:38 2016 No.15856193 >>15856183 Maybe he likes Romeo and Juliet a bit too intensely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:54:12 2016 No.15856197 >>15856189 Considering Dragon, Hellhound and Shoggoth are in every single thread; most likely those.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:54:38 2016 No.15856200 >>15856193 The funny part is that R&J was intended to tear the "tragic lovers" plays a new one because it showed how fucking stupid everyone was acting.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:55:43 2016 No.15856204

>>15856191
You're over thinking this. An army, Druella, a band of powerful MGs. The point being the guy gets stuck making choosing between happiness and his morals.

>>15856193
I actually didn't even think about it, and I don't think I've ever read a full version. It's almost the exact plot, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:56:08 2016 No.15856206 >>15856200 It's the great joke of the theater that it's hardly ever seen that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 18:57:40 2016 No.15856211 >>15856200 >because it showed how fucking stupid everyone was acting Not much different than MGE in all honesty. Both the MGs and humans act like idiots.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:05:50 2016 No.15856229
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>Be chef in Monstergirl City
"Oy, there's this little tot here who thinks you can't make some ugh... 'stretchy anime meat'? The fuck does that even mean?"
>Look outside, it's a buxom Wendigo 'awarara'ing agitatedly, her companions already either eating a parfait in the case of the Yeti or eating a now-frozen fish paté from her Yuki-Onna friend
>Feel a fire light up inside your gut
>Those breasts, that ARA ARA, but most of all, that ABSURD REQUEST
>WHO ARE YOU TO DENY A LOVELY SPECIMEN HER DESIRE?
>Take out a burdock root, notching it and shaving the damned thing like a man possessed
>Your Ignis partner is going 'hoo boy' when she sees you working rapidly
>Mixing milk, onions, ground beef and pork, nutmeg and pepper together like an artist would take his brush to the canvas
>Wrap the meat around it, sculpting it like the shank of meat you remember from JRPGs and anime
>Wendigo confusedly 'ara-awas' when she sees you working, wrapping sliced beef around the molded shape
>Put it on the skillet after powdering it with a bit of bread crumbs to remind her of home in [REDACTED]
>Her friends are getting antsy as you're cooking it for well over thirty minutes, the other chefs moving away from you, seeing the fires of passion in your eyes
>Needs more Sake! Garlic! Mirin! Soy Sauce!
>Cook for longer, turning it over and over again
>Wendigo's practically creating a waterfall of saliva with her mouth agape at your art
>Plate it, put garnish in typical northerner fashion with a flagon of maple syrup nearby
>Tell her to dig in
"Ugh... boss..."
>Wendigo looks at the meat, looks back at you, back at the meat
>Takes a bite, you can practically see the heart pupils forming as she chews and fidgets in her seat, going a bright ruby red
>The last thing you remember of that day was her yelling out "HUSBAND-AWA~" in crude English before her cloak enveloped you
>Now you spend your days away from the cities, in a mountain lodge very few would be able to find
>Every Tuesday and Thursday you make the 'stretchy anime meat' for your Wendigo after the little ones have been rolled up into their sushi-cloaks
>Some say they can hear the wind howling in passion those nights, but for you, it's just your wife expressing her eternal love for your cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:08:20 2016 No.15856241 >>15856168 charybdis bubble slime pot devil

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:09:33 2016 No.15856246 >>15856153 Hot damn, I remember a greentext that was posted about her. http://i.imgur.com/tEcSxns.png She's smokin'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:10:37 2016 No.15856254 >>15856229 >Little wendigos rolled up in furry cloaks sushi style Too adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:10:38 2016 No.15856255 >>15856204 It's stupid because it's a decision that would never happen. I will never understand sad for the sake of sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:19:17 2016 No.15856287 >>15855417 >Kumar! See what I have made! >What now Ramesh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:20:04 2016 No.15856291 File: 356 KB, 1448x1483, 1467516270662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856229 You could stick a dog bone in a giant hunk of meat and cook it with lots of mozzarella inside for stretch, they'll never know the difference

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:20:24 2016 No.15856292
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>>15856229
Fucking hell that sounds delicious.
>Every Tuesday and Thursday you make the 'stretchy anime meat' for your Wendigo after the little ones have been rolled up into their sushi-cloaks
Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:37:59 2016 No.15856344 >>15856229 I'm more of a civilization person. I would hope she would let me keep my job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:44:24 2016 No.15856362 >>15856344 She would, because using all of those ingredients twice a week is a massive money-eater.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:45:11 2016 No.15856364 >>15856168 Pot Devil, Mandragora, Charybdis Possibly Mimic, Dryad, and Skeleton

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:46:51 2016 No.15856369 >>15856364 >mfw I kind of like skeletons

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:47:52 2016 No.15856372 >>15856229 >Wendigo awawawa in search of stretchy anime meat >Queen Shoggoth moving castles and pirate ships >Nurse Flayers are gentle girls who just want love, and flay themselves Threadcanon was the best thing to happen to chaos girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:49:33 2016 No.15856377 File: 201 KB, 900x1000, 1463791085829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856369 Well then, don't I have a bone to pick with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:51:09 2016 No.15856386 >>15856369 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:53:38 2016 No.15856394 File: 356 KB, 822x1507, 1474242818947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856369 bet you're expecting a cute girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:54:13 2016 No.15856396 >>15856369 They aren't bad, but they don't have much going for them compared to other Undead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:54:25 2016 No.15856397 >>15856372 Haven't seen a Squishyflayer in some time now that you mention the nurses. They would be quite helpful at a time like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 19:56:41 2016 No.15856404 >>15856377 Waaaait a second... Persoanlly I'd rather go for Fem!Papyrus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:06:54 2016 No.15856426 >>15856246 That greentext was edgier than bismuth, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:10:31 2016 No.15856437 >>15856255 >would never happen How do you figure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:13:46 2016 No.15856446 >Go out to an Oktoberfest celebration with the family while on vacation >No Minotaur in lederhosen to speak with while drinking Life is pain

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:15:25 2016 No.15856449 >>15855969 Everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:15:44 2016 No.15856452 >>15856446 >Wanting a Minotaur in Lederhosen >Not a Schwarzwulf

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:16:42 2016 No.15856458 >>15856397 Squishyflayers are cute incarnate. All flayers look soft as fuck really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:16:58 2016 No.15856459 >>15856449 And what is your waifu favorite part about you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:18:08 2016 No.15856466 >>15856459 The D

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:18:51 2016 No.15856467 >>15856446 Dirndl are a blessing

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:18:55 2016 No.15856468 >>15856466 why do you lie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:19:20 2016 No.15856473 >>15856466 how simple minded and disappointing

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:20:43 2016 No.15856476 >>15856459 eh heck if i know.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:24:02 2016 No.15856481
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>>15856372
Makes me glad nobody takes my headcanon of anything seriously, because I love the idea of Atlach-Nacha being a petite-dom/lolidom who instead of turning her lover into a spider uses it like an autonomous chair/symbiote to make him give her cunny while she sits on his mouth all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:27:05 2016 No.15856498 >>15856446 >tfw no German Minotaur who drunkenly hits on you I really need to stop coming here. The stuff I think about tends to just bum me out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:33:05 2016 No.15856525 >>15856481 I like your head canon and wish to subscribe to your news letter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:33:15 2016 No.15856526 File: 3.74 MB, 4758x3453, 1471834000336.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Automatons receive a speed boost when equipped with red stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:35:04 2016 No.15856532 >>15856526 of course! anything with red on it moves faster!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:36:05 2016 No.15856536 >>15856481 The image of a guy balancing a Nacha by her pussy using his tongue is stuck in my mind now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:36:50 2016 No.15856539 >>15856526 >>15856532 I'd rather give her the blue stuff. Make her no mere automaton. No mere automaton.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:37:51 2016 No.15856544 >>15856452 A tipsy wolf is good too >>15856498 Now the real question is are you the one who gropes her or is she the one who gropes you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:38:15 2016 No.15856545 >>15856539 >the blue stuff >not the grey stuff It's delicious, man

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:39:20 2016 No.15856550 >>15856545 10/10 kikis agree you should try it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:39:27 2016 No.15856551 >>15856545 Funny. I was just thinking that.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:44:39 2016 No.15856570

>>15856544

I would imagine she would come onto me fairly hard, but I would just sit there and awkwardly look at my drink.

Eventually she would corner me by myself, pin me against the wall, and tell me to touch the cow.

It would get even more lewd from there.

If I was with family she would carry me over her shoulder, walk up to them, and introduce herself as my new wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:47:39 2016 No.15856579 >>15856452 I'd prefer a Grauwolf, or even a regular Deutschfuchs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:48:40 2016 No.15856580 >>15856459 >implying my waifu likes anything about me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:48:43 2016 No.15856581 >>15856570 That would indeed be lovely. Personally, if she groped me then I'd grope her back

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:49:29 2016 No.15856584 >>15856229 What other monstergirls would get crazy wet for a good cook?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:50:22 2016 No.15856588

So I've been reading up various lore and myths surrounding Gremlins, as well as their profiles in AD&D, Pathfinder, and some other supplements, since KC has to take so damn long to release her profile.

There are a few similarities between them all that stand out and seem to represent the common consensus of what a Gremlin is, so KC would probably make the profile similar.

Generally, they like screwing with people for their own amusement, and live in communities of other Gremlins. Since a Gremlin is using a machine in the profile rather then breaking one, I assume the MGE Gremlins like building shit as well.

And if they like building stuff AND destroying other people's stuff...

MG super robot wars?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:51:39 2016 No.15856591 >>15856291 >lots of mozzarella Great anon, now I'm imagining monstergirls eating Calzones. It's fucking adorable and I might have diabetes, I hope you're happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:51:43 2016 No.15856593 File: 23 KB, 270x613, 1443585865430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still no MGE girl drawn with the bodytype Space-Jin gives his girls, sans the ballbusting bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:51:47 2016 No.15856594 >>15856588 one word: yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:54:00 2016 No.15856604 >>15856588 >MG Super robot wars I want a wind based automaton with no sense of direction >>15856593 That's what holstmilk is for

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:58:21 2016 No.15856618 >>15856588 >MG super robot wars? I can already see that one mech the profile Gremlin is chilling on as a sort of Mobile Armor. >Gremlins developing Neo-Zeong/Dendrobium/GN Arms-esque apparatuses for Automatons Hoo boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 20:58:42 2016 No.15856619 >>15856593 Why does it seems all the more unique artist have such weird fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:00:23 2016 No.15856625 >>15856581 I'm a boyslut, so I probably wouldn't group her back, but I wouldn't really fight back her advances (unless she wanted me to).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:02:11 2016 No.15856631 >>15856625 Come on man, a little bit of resistance goes a long ways

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:02:31 2016 No.15856633 >>15856619 Because artistic ability is a mental disorder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:06:35 2016 No.15856643 >>15856619 Genius and madness are usually two sides of the same coin. Fuck's sake, Tesla revolutionized electricity, but was also in love with a pigeon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:07:02 2016 No.15856645 >>15856631 But I'm a good little boyslut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:10:06 2016 No.15856651 >>15856645 A little bit will make her want you that much more

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:10:16 2016 No.15856652

>>15856618
>No automaton version of the Zeon Mobile Suits
>No Zaku-IIs with their commander Onee-chan
>No Gyan Ojou-samas who actually kinda suck.
>No Kuudere Gelgoogs
>No Boisterous Doms
>No Tough-as-Nails Goufs
>No Aggs who no-one ever notices
>No Acguys who lament how much they suck
>No huge Big Zam with the biggest superiority complex.
>No crazy Hygoggs with long arms and massive grins beneath their helmets.
>No creepily silent and sadistic Kämpfers
>No Zeong Onee-sama with a rocket dress

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:10:32 2016 No.15856653 >>15856473 Fits the place.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:15:32 2016 No.15856668
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>>15856584
Pretty much any one that isn't strictly vegan like a horsepussy or rabbit and isn't a Slime since they eat pretty much anything organic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:20:13 2016 No.15856686 >>15856588 Gespenst automaton when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:22:17 2016 No.15856697 >>15856652 >mfw want to grant anon draw work >mfw still hilariously inadequate >mfw best work is still shit proportions and shading

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:24:28 2016 No.15856708 >>15856652 >Mono-eyed Automatons Make it happen, and it's not like we've had mono-eyed Gundams before.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:36:29 2016 No.15856746
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>Take /tg/ and this place's advice to read more to get a grasp of what it's like to get gud at writing
>Begin to notice the over-use of clichés in books
>Such as the evil clone ALWAYS acting like an uncharacteristic dick version of the person they're imitating
>Or smarmy bullshit during fights
>Or the fact that there's so many fucking WALLS in literature to keep "evil at bay" that the trope's been done to death
>MFW this is the feeling of despair writers have to deal with
>MFW no Satyros or Green Fairy to make it all go away

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:39:06 2016 No.15856762 File: 1.71 MB, 1500x1941, ACCEPT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You've been challenged to a duel! Loser must give themselves over completely and make lunch for the week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:39:11 2016 No.15856763 >>15856746 Nice blog.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:40:31 2016 No.15856768
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>>15856746
>>Take /tg/ and this place's advice to read more to get a grasp of what it's like to get gud at writing
>tfw never read a story book

t. writefag

That's why you write your own stories instead m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:40:42 2016 No.15856770 File: 1016 KB, 2200x1500, 1466816882940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856762 My second-favorite artist. I hope he does more monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:43:18 2016 No.15856783 >>15856746 Tropes are tools. >>15856768 >>tfw never read a story book I'm morbidly curious about your writefaggotry now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:43:56 2016 No.15856787 >>15856746 >Evil clone ALWAYS acting like an uncharacteristic dick version of the person they're imitating Imagine the MC as a huge douchebag, so when the big-bad makes an evil clone he comes out as a fucking saint. And takes the MCs place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:45:05 2016 No.15856794 >>15856770 >Knee joints look like a penis Whelp there's my proof I need to go back to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:46:07 2016 No.15856801 >>15856794 Mindflayer edit of Freud when

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:46:32 2016 No.15856804

>>15856783
They're tools but they're hardly ever used creatively.

>>15856787
I wish that's how it went down in the book. I really did. Especially given the guy who was cloned had married a kitsune unknowingly that left him permanently after he nearly slept with the Emperor's wife. Instead, said clone acts like an uncharacteristic dick to his most trusted adviser, mocks the guy's adopted sister and tells her that if she can't find a suitable husband before he does X and Y that he'd make a woman out of her himself.

Just fuck tropes.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:47:04 2016 No.15856807

>>15856746
So what is your conclusion, that these authors are hacks or they simply lack the ability to take the cliches and make the story their own?

Though as a side note if you need giant walls to keep evil at bay, how the hell did you have the resources and time to build the walls uninterrupted?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:47:42 2016 No.15856814 >>15856762 And if I ignore the challange and walk away?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:48:14 2016 No.15856817 >>15856814 She bugs you until you do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:49:07 2016 No.15856823 >>15856817 What if you have a lizard/salamander already bugging you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:50:21 2016 No.15856831 >>15856823 They decide who gets to challenge you first, wacky antics later, threesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:51:35 2016 No.15856836 >>15856817 So I accept and give up 0.1 seconds later. Surely she will give up after I annoy her too much.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:51:49 2016 No.15856837

>>15856807
That's what irks me. The Wall in Ice and Fire was made by magic. Carpenter's Wall in this universe was built by men, who somehow found the time to erect a three hundred mile long by one hundred feet high wall while fighting off god-knows-what.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:53:10 2016 No.15856842 File: 312 KB, 1000x1000, 1469552822846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856837 Did the guys on the other side pay for it?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:56:19 2016 No.15856853

>>15856837
Even then if you had the ability to make a wall while also fending off raiders who can easily sabotage your work and set construction several months off schedule, I feel like by then if you can manage that, you can certainly manage to kill off/force them into a peace treaty and avoid need for the wall at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:01:06 2016 No.15856878 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2489158 impassioned minotaur cowgirl creampie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:04:09 2016 No.15856894 >>15856878 Those poor walls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:08:42 2016 No.15856916 >>15856837 But I thought they had the help of literal magic with The Wall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:12:18 2016 No.15856924 >>15856878 The fact that the bed has entire planks ripped out of it, the pillow's stuffing is spilling out of it's cover, the finger imprints on the ass and the tensed up thigh muscles for a creampie really make the piece.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:16:27 2016 No.15856938 >>15856924 >>15856894 such is the price for MG copulation

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:18:18 2016 No.15856945 >>15856938 This is why I only fuck my waifu on her cave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:19:00 2016 No.15856947 File: 841 KB, 1129x1241, 1473648276202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raiju are for loving headpats!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:19:31 2016 No.15856952 >>15856878 The best, wanna go till she's got triplets

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:20:07 2016 No.15856954 >>15856945 Ironically it makes her cave alot more livable and nicer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:20:17 2016 No.15856955 >>15856947 Raijus are for throwing ballons at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:20:26 2016 No.15856956 >>15856924 >>15856938 >>15856945 Rape Caves are more than just an aesthetic choice, people!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:22:46 2016 No.15856964 >>15856878 This is what I imagine every full moon is like for bigger MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:22:58 2016 No.15856965 >>15856947 Raijuu are for being the monster girl with good design but is neglected by fan artists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:25:30 2016 No.15856976 Is Kamaitachi going to be the next revealed girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:25:32 2016 No.15856977 >>15856956 It's not a rape cave! It's has some furniture in it and her stash on the corner. I even had a little blueprint made on paint.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:25:59 2016 No.15856978 What MG is best for drunken cuddles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:27:20 2016 No.15856986 >>15856762 Can I bring firearms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:29:06 2016 No.15856992 >>15856746 Blame Rome and China.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:29:13 2016 No.15856994 File: 1.93 MB, 1600x1131, Elakan (1.3) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856978 The one you love of course. But it's better if she's a big cuddly dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:29:40 2016 No.15856997 File: 2.84 MB, 2112x3280, 1472361400278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856965 I'm still waiting to see art of a Raijuu dancing in a nightclub or something. They strike me as a total "Girl next door" type.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:31:19 2016 No.15857005 >>15856997 >Rave >Club But anon, monstergirls can't be 3dpd

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:33:01 2016 No.15857015 >>15857005 Anon, you say those words but they don't make sense together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:33:44 2016 No.15857017 >>15856977 It's just a name. But anyway, just know you shouldn't put anything in the cave that you aren't willing to see broken at some point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:35:02 2016 No.15857020 I want you - yes YOU, anon - to tell me what was your waifu's bachelorette pad like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:35:16 2016 No.15857022 >>15856977 Rape caves are just the monstergirl version of mancaves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:36:31 2016 No.15857025 >>15856994 >Pudgy wock cuddles Those are good

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:36:55 2016 No.15857028 >>15857020 It was a cave with a single picture hanging from a tree branch that had been shoved into solid rock that said "WURMS CAVE WELL CUM"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:37:07 2016 No.15857029 >>15857020 her what

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:37:58 2016 No.15857033 >>15857020 Why is my waifu a bachelorette? She's my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:38:20 2016 No.15857036 >>15857020 Y'know that library from 'Beauty and the Beast'? Like that. But on closer inspection, the books contain her lewd fantasies. All the books.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:38:43 2016 No.15857039 >>15857033 >was

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:39:21 2016 No.15857042 >>15857033 Think of it as her own mancave. A room she can call her own when she isn't grinding your hips to dust.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:43:18 2016 No.15857050

>>15857020
I can imagine a quaint little loft in the palace. A nice plush bed tucked away in the corner, covered by a protective sheet. Most of the space would be akin to a study, one whole wall taken up by floor-to-ceiling shelves, packed with texts of all sorts, a desk right in the middle for her to work at. And then a grand, open balcony opposite the entrance, with a fantastic view over the grounds, stretching out to the working fields.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:44:02 2016 No.15857054

>>15857020
Two floor house with a basement co-owned with her Cheshire Cat highschool best friend.
Entry room, two bedrooms, three bathrooms, a kitchen and the basement's been converted into a living room with a nice TV and a collection of video games.
Turns out guarding the gates of hell pays very well.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:44:34 2016 No.15857061

>>15857020
It was a pretty neat cave. It had a wooden table and a neatly carved chair for her to sit on. There was also a red and gold carpet across the ground near the foot of her hoard.
At the corner were a few potted plants and some sculptures she made in her free time. A weapon rack could also be found dusting over there. Almost forgot the bed too, it looked kind of old, but comfortable enough for one person.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:49:53 2016 No.15857087
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>>15857020

It has an indoor garden with all sorts of plants growing with aphrodisiac effects. She also has a small fountain in the middle of the room that depicts very lewd acts. One wall opens to a terrace that overlooks the river, with a fire pit being the centerpiece. The walls are covered in beautiful and erotic murals.

At her work desk she has a photograph of me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:50:34 2016 No.15857091 I want to tease a shortstack salamander with plenty of Muscle

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:51:18 2016 No.15857097 >>15857054 >Two bed rooms >Three baths Nigga what

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:52:20 2016 No.15857101 >>15857020 Plus size apartment with a bed, microwave, computer, kotatsu and a restroom. Centipedes take up alot of space.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:53:30 2016 No.15857105 >>15857097 They're not in the bedrooms anon. One on the second floor, one on the first floor, one in the basement.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:55:23 2016 No.15857112

>>15857039
Excuse my shitty reading comprehension I just woke up
>>15857033
It was just a simple apartment she'd come to after work. No standout features other than her pride and joy, an incredibly rare JBL Paragon. Her closet was full of various suits, and assorted guns. She never really spent much time in it, so she wasn't too concerned when she left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:55:40 2016 No.15857113 >>15857105 Usually you have the same number of bathrooms as bedrooms or one less bath than bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:56:29 2016 No.15857119 >>15857105 Wait a ticket The master bedroom doesn't get an en-suite?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:56:41 2016 No.15857120 How can I bait barb?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:58:10 2016 No.15857126 >>15857120 tell him his eyes are shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:59:47 2016 No.15857134 >>15857113 It's for convenience's sake. No need to go down or up a flight of stairs to go to the bathroom if no-one's in there. >>15857119 There isn't a master bedroom, it's a house shared and paid for by two monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:00:02 2016 No.15857136 >>15857120 You mean summon Barb? Hold on, I think I did this quest. It's a fetch quest, mind you. Some fucking bullshit, let me tell you. All the items you need are rare drops

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:00:10 2016 No.15857138 >>15857126 That's the opposite

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:00:28 2016 No.15857140 >>15857120 Are you from the /v/ drawthreads?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:01:16 2016 No.15857143 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please feel the fuzz of a bumble loli. It's a rare thing to do and it won't be long before she's a big, muscled and easygoing worker

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:02:30 2016 No.15857148 >>15857140 No. Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:03:33 2016 No.15857154 >>15857134 So wait, they share the same bathroom? That place must be a disaster zone

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:04:24 2016 No.15857159 >>15857154 There are three you dunce. Only the second floor and first floor ones have showers though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:05:03 2016 No.15857162 What is the right monster to use in order to summon a writefag?

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:05:28 2016 No.15857163
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>>15857020
It was a cave very deep in the earth, illuminated by glowing crystals and adorned with soft spider silks.

Twice a year, she travels to the surface to live in this old ruin, where she uses the ancient machine there to study the stars, and read their prophecies.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:05:40 2016 No.15857164

>>15857020
Shelf full of books on psychology, relationship advice, child rearing, home economics, addresses and meteorology and such for research purposes. Stock Exchange style monitors for her particular region of operations depicting rapidly shifting lists of people in and out of love and their current circumstances, an Excel Spreadsheet dedicated to recording instances of her targets and a map with dozens of sticky notes and photos. To the right of her desk is a view of the entire city, giving her a bird's eye view of people in need of a matchmaker. For laundry her clothes self clean and for hygiene a shower head is sufficient for a quick clean up. She has a fully stocked kitchen but she never uses it to the fullest, mostly take out and easy to make foods on the go. The woods are her backyard and make for great target practice whenever she isn't busy with her profession and provide a perfect setting for many, many dates.

I am putting way too much effort on the living space of a Japanese version of a Cupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:06:08 2016 No.15857166 >>15857162 >writefag sup

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:07:06 2016 No.15857171

>>15857159
Yeah but who'd want to walk all the way to the main floor to have a shower when someone else is using the shower upstairs?
And say they both wake up at the same time. Nobody has time for walking down to the main floor to brush their teeth because one's hogging up the mirror on the second floor

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:07:24 2016 No.15857172 >>15857162 No need to summon, always here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:08:18 2016 No.15857178 >>15857162 Latenight's nonexistent writefag fairy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:09:10 2016 No.15857181 >>15857172 >>15857166 What do you guys feel like writing about? or do you wanna shoot out ideas and see what sticks with us enough to write a short story about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:09:17 2016 No.15857183 File: 1.51 MB, 1500x1060, 58377431_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857020 Something like that, I'd wager.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:09:31 2016 No.15857186 >>15857162 Post my favorite and I'll write something nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:09:46 2016 No.15857188 >>15857148 Ah, I guess it's because Barb is being discussed to a minimal degree on /v/ right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:10:53 2016 No.15857191 >>15857181 >What do you guys feel like writing about? Are you asking if we're currently working on something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:11:25 2016 No.15857196 >tfw no hellhound to press you to the bed, grab your chin, and love you with slow, passionate kisses. Why even live

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:11:33 2016 No.15857197 >>15857162 yandere slime

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:12:17 2016 No.15857201 >>15857181 What this anon said>>15857191

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:12:18 2016 No.15857202

>>15857162
Depends on who you want
and even then, multiple people share waifu types so you have to be specific.

like throwing in a black dragon will get you one writer while throwing in a loli latex kiki or a Caribbean/britsh salamander will get you another.

throw in the fairy, it may not summon us but it will give is a stat boost

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:13:19 2016 No.15857205 >>15857186 NEED CLUE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:13:28 2016 No.15857206 >>15857162 You don't need to summon a writefag, they're always here. Instead you just need to find a way to motivate them to actually do write something instead of bitching about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:13:30 2016 No.15857207 File: 36 KB, 744x646, 1404417287133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to nonsexually cuddle on the couch as a slightly chubby Minotaur's little spoon. Is that too much to ask for in life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:14:21 2016 No.15857211 >>15857196 To dream The dream realm is filled with endless possibilities. Endless scenarios. Endless opportunities. Feelings expressed towards one another And then you wake up

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:14:33 2016 No.15857212 >>15857196 Is she riding me in a reverse mating press as she kisses me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:15:19 2016 No.15857216 >>15857205 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:15:44 2016 No.15857218 >>15857206 The motivation is what I had in mind, sorry if it came out wrong.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:15:57 2016 No.15857220

>>15857171
Look anon, it's her house. I'm not questioning it and I'm not questioning the wonderfully cool basement during the summer.
I'm not questioning the nice heating coils she set up for winter either.
Not questioning her friend sneaking into our bed to join our cuddling during the winter either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:16:19 2016 No.15857222 File: 681 KB, 998x1137, 1471875295367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857211 Waking up lets you do what you must to survive, to always be able to come back to the dream realm once more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:17:11 2016 No.15857227 >>15857212 Not yet. She's just showing her dominance love. That comes later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:17:59 2016 No.15857233 >>15857205 Remember blues clues? now I've got blue furred kobolds on the mind

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:18:45 2016 No.15857236 >>15857211 >All I remember are nightmares Sometimes I sincerely hope there's no afterlife. If I can't even have happiness in my dreams why would I want to exist forever?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:19:04 2016 No.15857237 >>15857211 I had a dream where I sacrificed my hand and burned my body to be with my waifu. I'm still alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:21:33 2016 No.15857247 >>15857227 >She can't show love while also asserting dominance Weak shit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:22:49 2016 No.15857248 >>15857247 that's exactly what she's doing...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:24:38 2016 No.15857250 File: 106 KB, 900x675, 1472522841759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Autumn Yetis with small paws

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:24:42 2016 No.15857251 >>15857183 Jeezus. That mofu must be in serious heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:25:56 2016 No.15857258 >>15855969 That fat noisemaker she calls a spadetail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:26:18 2016 No.15857261 >>15857191 pls resbon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:26:27 2016 No.15857262 File: 826 KB, 1985x2806, 1458158424083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857248 Please, just pinning me isn't dominance. She'd better be more assertive than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:26:30 2016 No.15857263 >>15857250 Hello uncanny valley.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:26:48 2016 No.15857264

>>15857020
My waifu's natural state is being a slick of blue jelly stuck in some reeds at the edge of a stagnant pond, waiting for the telltale vibration of footfalls to signal the approach of her next zamen-milku meal. Does that count as a bachelorette pad?

...I guess she moves in with me afterwards.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:30:59 2016 No.15857272

>>15857262
>No forceful Hellhound to pin you to the bed and ride you senseless while making you breathe in her scent and whispering sweet nothings and affirmations that you're hers into your ear between rough french kisses.
>You'll never be left a twitching, sweaty mess absolutely coated head to toe in her scent.
>You'll never see other canine monstergirls turn bright red when they smell you, even the Hellhounds.
fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:32:48 2016 No.15857277 >>15857258 Does your waifu have a big spadetail?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:35:26 2016 No.15857284 >>15857272 Would she object to me burying my face in her cleavage and just huffing her chest tuft afterwards? Maybe as she stokes my head and coos about how I'm her little slut?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:35:47 2016 No.15857285 >>15857262 Well foreplay is a thing and hard femdom really isn't mine. Different strokes and all that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:36:33 2016 No.15857287 File: 71 KB, 770x268, nonexistant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857178

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:37:02 2016 No.15857289 >>15857277 Big like all of my spirit energy went straight to it. Big like she's getting ready to hibernate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:37:19 2016 No.15857290 >>15857287 You're tearing me apart latenight

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:37:35 2016 No.15857292 >>15857284 Not only allowed, but encouraged. And then once your guard's down she'll leglock you and pump the rest of your semen out until you're unconscious. And then she'll cuddle your sleeping body like a teddy bear until she's asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:37:59 2016 No.15857294 >>15857287 Somehow this hits harder than the usual whining. Damn it Latenight

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:38:58 2016 No.15857297 File: 66 KB, 717x595, Anon is a slut for big, thick, throbbing spade tail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857289 Just gonna leave this here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:39:32 2016 No.15857299 >>15857287 But at least we all have each other. Right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:41:21 2016 No.15857304 >>15857287 Get yourself a pocket wendigo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:43:24 2016 No.15857305 >>15857299 Go away Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:47:45 2016 No.15857315 >>15857305 No homo tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:51:22 2016 No.15857322 Writefag fairy is nice, but I would like mini salamander that cheers me on in games, or a mini werewolf or kobold I could poke when im bored

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:52:37 2016 No.15857326 >>15857299 Not really. Goodnight

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:54:48 2016 No.15857329 >>15857322 Pretty sure any monster would let you poke them when you're bored. No need for a tiny dog to do that. If anything, being small would be bad for that. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:57:01 2016 No.15857333 >>15857322 >No lizardgirl on your shoulder who's advice revolves around doing the right thing >No salamander on you other shoulder who's advice revolves around punching people in the face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:57:10 2016 No.15857334 File: 284 KB, 850x681, will o wisp mini.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857322 tiny tsundere wisp you can bully with your tongue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:01:43 2016 No.15857341 >>15857333 But what if the right thing to do IS to punch someone in the face?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:04:56 2016 No.15857346 >>15857250 >freckles yeti I didn't know I wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:08:00 2016 No.15857352 >>15857341 Then they both shout "DO IT!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:08:48 2016 No.15857355 File: 486 KB, 720x1100, IMG_8778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That unicorn's been giving you weird looks for a while, anon. What did you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:09:32 2016 No.15857357 >>15857355 be a virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:10:02 2016 No.15857359 >>15857355 I skipped through a meadow in my almost see-through white healer's gown and wore flowers in my hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:14:22 2016 No.15857372 >>15857359 >Acting this pure and innocent How did you even make it out of that meadow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:16:02 2016 No.15857377 >>15857359 And somewhere out there, a Unicorn masturbated to this comment

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:16:41 2016 No.15857378 >>15857372 Everyone who would've done something to him probably ended up fighting a battle royale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:19:01 2016 No.15857383 >>15857355 Milk them tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:19:54 2016 No.15857385 >>15857378 >Pure healer anon keep healing the fallen women and begging them to stop fighting with tears in his eyes >Not realizing he's only fueling the fight further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:28:50 2016 No.15857407 File: 112 KB, 1158x819, 1406004555825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you hear that, Miss Happy? It seems they've all forgotten about the mightiest cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:29:49 2016 No.15857410 >>15857355 That is an extremly paizuri-able unicorn. The trend of making horsepussy YUGE at the front as well as the back didn't seem to be a thing before Crabman, but I am very glad of his innovation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:31:45 2016 No.15857414 >>15857407 Cores need to wear dresses more often. But I bet having wings and a tail makes putting them on a pain in the ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:33:38 2016 No.15857418 >>15857407 Cat? Bat? Scorpion? Lion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:35:10 2016 No.15857419 >>15857414 Backless dress solves the wing problem on top of looking sexy, and I just ascribe to the "tie around the tail' theory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:40:46 2016 No.15857436 File: 620 KB, 800x1100, vamp mosquito chocolate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats the difference between a mosquito, and gyaru vampire mosquito? a mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:42:11 2016 No.15857439 >>15857436 Pretty colors. Pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:43:02 2016 No.15857443 >>15857407 I want a Manticore to rape me with her tailpussy while her smug friends hold down my limbs! No covering my mouth though. They want to hear my screams.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:50:42 2016 No.15857465
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>>15857439
Dont look into the light anon!
>>15857436
I've said it before, I'll say it again, the way her wings wrap over her shoulders, covering them in those translucent bubbles, is just plain sexy. In combination with her natural long thigh highs, long elbow gloves, and that cute necktie, VampMosq is one of KCs best designed girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:51:23 2016 No.15857468 >>15857443 >Screaming Weall know you'll be making a different noise. One they'll be much more excited by.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 00:55:14 2016 No.15857476 >>15857468 I never said it was screaming in pain anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:05:46 2016 No.15857500 >>15857407 Don't worry, I'd never forget you. Even with werecats and cheshires and jinkos, you're still my waifu. The only disappointing part of you is that you can't chuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:11:07 2016 No.15857522 File: 183 KB, 500x456, 1461734968360.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857407 'Mightiest cat' my ass! Look at this shrimp!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:11:54 2016 No.15857526 >>15857500 Manticores have a lion for the base. No reason why they shouldn't be able to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:11:56 2016 No.15857527 File: 415 KB, 600x900, 1449649258700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come we don't have goth girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:12:58 2016 No.15857532 >>15857522 Is she holding dolls in her tailpussy? I kind of want to be her childhood friend and end up confessing to her as a 16th birthday present after her party.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:13:05 2016 No.15857533 >>15857522 >all that goo coming off the tailpussy EWW

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:13:22 2016 No.15857535 >>15857522 Wanna spoil her with sweets and tummy rubs. Gonna spoil her with sweets and tummy rubs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:13:24 2016 No.15857536 File: 396 KB, 600x800, Pixiv.Id.122678.full.1244939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did you guys do this time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:14:39 2016 No.15857540 File: 275 KB, 1200x1695, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:15:04 2016 No.15857542 >>15857536 Last Saturday I was eating a pizza with habanero in it. I eat pizza with my hands, and naturally thre was some on my fingers when I rubbed an itch at the corner of my eye. She's experiencing emphatic pains from hearing me tell her about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:16:12 2016 No.15857544 >>15857536 I told her that that anon she asked me to scout out told me that he think's she's adorable, and he's too shy to ask her out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:20:51 2016 No.15857561 File: 477 KB, 648x677, 1402618371417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dare Anon to subscribe to TAILED.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:21:05 2016 No.15857562 >>15857533 Give her a break, she's young, she's still a messy eater, and she can get overwhelmed by a big cumshot. Remaining composed enough to swallow every drop is difficult even for grown monstergirls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:22:16 2016 No.15857567 >>15857540 >senpai's blowjob is terrible 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:23:17 2016 No.15857570 >>15857527 I dont know, but that undead gothic Kikimora in that story "Ghoul" was sexy as fuark, and I've wanted one of my own ever since.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:24:00 2016 No.15857572

>>15857532
>attend MGC High
>have childhood friend Manticore
>have a study block with her in the library
>the both of you sit in your normal seats in the back of the library away from the librarian
>you then see your Manticore friend reach under the table and start to blush
>she then comes back up with both of your 3DS's in a plastic bag
>you two then get no homework done and play pokemon for the entire study hall
>she's been smuggling in your gameboys for years to school in her tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:28:31 2016 No.15857585 File: 39 KB, 638x760, 1471293373582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857572

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:29:40 2016 No.15857590 >>15857572 I want to cuddle her during a sleepover and watch her blush! It'll make fucking me senseless all the sweeter on her 16th birthday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:29:43 2016 No.15857592 File: 40 KB, 513x612, 1401668992129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857526 Lions can't chuff, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:31:06 2016 No.15857598 >>15857572 >Using my 3DS as a tail plug She's subconsciously trying to get you addicted to her scent

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:31:35 2016 No.15857599 >>15857572 She has you put your hand in her tail, and when you get your hand back, there's a ring on your ring finger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:31:51 2016 No.15857600 File: 371 KB, 815x882, 154385345434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857561 XXL Tail Pussy! Beware!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:32:07 2016 No.15857601 >>15857598 That's what the plastic bag is for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:33:18 2016 No.15857607 >>15857600 I would totally let her ruin me for other women.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:34:04 2016 No.15857609

>>15857599
She's getting princess carried up to the bed and then mating pressed.

>>15857600
Just imagine going to meet your childhood friend at her house years after the two of you graduate and seeing that after you walk in the door.
I'd give in and let her rape me instantly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:35:54 2016 No.15857611 >>15857607 After the incredible suction of a thick, powerful tail pussy, everything else just feels like putting your dick in a damp towel. Congratulations, you're now a slut for tailpussy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:37:14 2016 No.15857613

>>15857609
>I'd give in and let her rape me instantly.
No, you idiot! You're supposed to resist fervently but not fervently enough. Never fervently enough. and then afterwards make her chuff until her mind is as blank as yours was with that thicc tailpussy engulfing your entire pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:37:25 2016 No.15857615 >>15857600 >Holst milk didn't work as planned. At all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:38:06 2016 No.15857617 >>15857410 >YUGE REEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:38:16 2016 No.15857618

>>15857607
Would you put up a token resistance after she rips off your pants and tries to shove it down to you?
Would you shout "It's too big! It's too big!" as you try to hold it back with your legs only for her to open it and envelop your lower body in it?
Would you scream in pleasure as her tailpussy's insides contract until it's gripping your dick like a fleshy vice?
Would you be reduced to an ahegaoing mess once it starts undulating and sucking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:38:47 2016 No.15857620 >>15857570 Peny's Ghoul? Mmm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:39:48 2016 No.15857624 >>15857599 Then the reason she always ate cherries for lunch is-!

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:40:38 2016 No.15857626

>>15857600
Is that a manticore or a sandworm?!
Sorry honey, there's a line between well-endowed and freakish and you crossed it.

I want to comfort an insecure manticore by telling her that her little tailbulb is adorable, and it's not the size, it's what she does with it that counts.

And all the while, behind her back I'd mean every word of it and never even think of anyones' tail but hers

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:41:10 2016 No.15857627

>>15857611
Don't forget that a manticore's tailpussy molds her real pussy to your dick.
Imagine how her pussy would feel after a few days of her tailpussy.

>>15857613
See >>15857618 for how I'd react.
My resistance would be weak because I look at her fat tits, her wide hips, her fat tailpussy and her smug grin and I know I want her to rape me dry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:42:19 2016 No.15857628 >>15857626 That's fine, you probably couldn't take a tailpussy that big anyway. You'd probably break after 5 pumps, begging her for mercy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:45:22 2016 No.15857640 >>15857615 Or it worked EXACTLY as planned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:45:40 2016 No.15857642 >>15857600 YOU BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC ROOM, YOU BITCH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:47:13 2016 No.15857648 >>15857600 I always found it funny that manticores are the parallel to the IRL big black cock meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:49:34 2016 No.15857654 >>15857527 I don't have a single Goth Monster Girl image. This is awful. Unless Wights count. They're all pale and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:50:09 2016 No.15857657 >>15857648 I'd say that's thicc tails in general, manticores are just more prominent for their tail use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:51:43 2016 No.15857665 File: 1.29 MB, 3999x2305, 1391832473269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857592 ROAR!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:54:08 2016 No.15857674 >>15857620 Yep. That story was great. Full of serious waifus, and its goddamn criminal that Lily never received the dick. And the Dullahan. And the Doppelganger. And the Moth, hell, all the girls deserved some action. But mostly Lily

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:55:11 2016 No.15857677 File: 1.12 MB, 1400x1700, 1437728102090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ara?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:56:43 2016 No.15857681 >>15857674 Wait, there was a doppelganger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:01:24 2016 No.15857703 >>15857677 Ah! A talking Lizard!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:01:51 2016 No.15857705 >>15857681 That you didn't notice her is proof of her skill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:01:53 2016 No.15857706 Becoming a Manticore's cumpump is the best end Just think of how great it must be to just wake up, get drugged and pumped by her tail until you go back to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:06:31 2016 No.15857727 >>15857600 Something about hotdogs and hallways.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:06:44 2016 No.15857728

>>15857706
It's not just that anon. If it were it'd be garbage.
You wake up and cuddle her, shoving your face into her breasts and mane for a while before she goes to take a shower and you make breakfast.
She goes to work, and you go to work.
Her tailpussy is on your mind all day long, though not to the point where it impedes your work.
You spend all day waiting to the point where after dinner you go up to her room and strip, waiting for her to finish cleaning the dishes, stewing in anticipation.
And once she gets up there she makes you wait, makes you think maybe she won't do it tonight.
And that's when she strikes and pumps your balls dry before venoming you up and repeating the process for at least seven hours before letting you collapse to the bed an ahegaoing sweaty wreck and cuddling up to you.
After a year of this, she'll actually not rape you with her tailpussy because she's going to rape you with her actual pussy, molded to be the perfect fit for your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:08:39 2016 No.15857742 File: 348 KB, 761x980, Doppelheadtilt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857681 One of these kind. She took over the Dullahans gatewatch for a scene, then did a very lewd transformation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:08:50 2016 No.15857743 >>15857628 Given how big it is, she could probably lift you up with it so she can caress your ahegaoing face and molest your tongue with hers while her tailpussy's tight flesh clamps down on your dick.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:22:56 2016 No.15857790

>>15857728
That's great as well, but it lacks the debauchery of doing nothing but having sex with her tail pussy and never going forward in life because of it

All the Manticore's friends would be married with kids meanwhile she'd be the outcast who's still a virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:23:58 2016 No.15857796 >>15857790 But then it's no fun anon. I need the anticipation to make my dick harder!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:24:21 2016 No.15857798 >>15857742 Oh, I forgot all about that

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:37:15 2016 No.15857837

>>15857790
> the debauchery of doing nothing but having sex with her tail pussy and never going forward in life because of it

This anon gets it.
Opportunity-costly sex is best sex.

It's why jubjubs are so cool. They literally gave up flight so they could instead perform paizuri better. When a girl goes that far, you know she's really REALLY committed to coitus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:56:09 2016 No.15857896 >>15857837 What about a tanuki that discusses opportunity cost during sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:58:05 2016 No.15857900 >>15857600 Okay. Now put the tail on the manticore/ushi/hellhound hybrid, that's the next step.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:03:00 2016 No.15857914

>>15857896
If she tearily mutters how she's missing an important meeting that could make her rich right now, but her body loves my dick too much and her hips are moving on their own, and she hates me for turning her into a little raccoon slut who can only service cocks rather than service leveraged-annuity limited liability partnership funds, then yes, this is acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:05:50 2016 No.15857920 File: 16 KB, 138x162, TFW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857900 >manticore/ushi/hellhound hybrid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:08:03 2016 No.15857925 >>15857920 What's wrong? Is that much smug and rape power in one body too terrifying for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:11:43 2016 No.15857930 >>15857920 its actually been drawn before, but I didn't save it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:12:45 2016 No.15857932 >>15857925 Not that anon, but the execution was pretty underwhelming. It just looked like a chuuni manticore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:13:25 2016 No.15857936 File: 55 KB, 242x276, A tiny crawling chaos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857798 Yep. She was a babe, albeit only featured briefly. Shapeshifters are great. Waiting patiently for the day KC gives us a proper one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:13:31 2016 No.15857938 File: 429 KB, 921x932, Pe Theta 024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857925 Anon that's too much smug and rape for the world. You would unleash an unspeakable evil upon us and then give it another vagina. You're beyond mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:14:40 2016 No.15857942 >>15857930 http://imgur.com/a/nyDgH I'm not really a fan of nipple clamps but I still want one.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:18:10 2016 No.15857949
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>>15857938
But just imagine it, anon. Getting bound up in a web on the ceiling, helpless to move as a tailpussy pulsing with hellfire goes to work on you, with her lying on top of you, massive breasts pressed into you, smugly cooing about how your her helpless little tail-slut before letting out a low giggle as she stares into with those smoldering red eyes.

It would be glorious!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:22:09 2016 No.15857956 >>15857949 UNSPEAKABLE EEEEEVILLLLLLL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:24:31 2016 No.15857961 File: 811 KB, 268x235, This pleases Aku.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857956 If that's unspeakable evil, I'm fucking game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:25:29 2016 No.15857962 I gotta be the only dude who doesn't like tailpussy. Like, good job KC. Way to invent the least intimate sex ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:26:14 2016 No.15857964 >>15857961 >You will never be fwung into Femku's rape cave, where her debauchery is law why even live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:29:15 2016 No.15857972 File: 131 KB, 455x300, Good morning~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857962 You could do tailpussy intimately. It's just much more fun to when she gets to have your way with you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:30:35 2016 No.15857975

>>15857962
It's actually the best sex ever, or leads to it anyway.

I'll say it before and I'll say it again, tailpussy's entire purpose is to help her real pussy become the perfect shape for you and make the first time doing it for real the best experience it can be for both of you.
>After specializing every part of themselves for their husband in this manner, they will ravish him using their vagina for the first time. The sex on that occasion results in such great pleasure that both of them will no longer be able to live without it, and this is ingrained in their bodies. This, for sure, is proof of marriage to them. That’s how much their husband and sex with him is special to them, but they almost never speak of their true feelings.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:32:46 2016 No.15857980

>>15857962
> Way to invent the least intimate sex ever.

That's kinda the point, though.
Having your semen extracted by a fucking tube, like you're nothing more than a dairy cow to be milked. There's no tenderness here; just her sneering face as you forcibly surrender what should be your lover's children to her hot wet peristalsis.

For some of us, that is my fetish.

Not that I'm a sufferingfag. It's just that you can't dere the tsun without her starting off tsun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:34:26 2016 No.15857983 >>15857972 >>15857975 >>15857980 Whatever, maybe I'm alone in wanting a girl who'll hold you close and tell you she loves you, with her words and her actions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:35:10 2016 No.15857986 >>15857962 But she can hold you from behind while she milks you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:35:34 2016 No.15857988 >>15857975 But monsters physically change to match their husband anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:37:11 2016 No.15857993 >>15857988 Over a long period of time and way after they've lost their virginity. Manticores let you have that special fist time like that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:38:15 2016 No.15857997

>>15857983
You're not alone, but there's an appeal to the way manticores do things too, they're basically lewd tsunderes (but which type?). Tailpussy sex doesn't even have to be a thing that's not intimate, either. Hell, individual variation means you can still have a caring waifu and still get an extra vagina; it's really not that big of a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:39:11 2016 No.15858000 >>15857993 >Manticores let you have that special fist time like that. ...after months of tailpussy sex. Not really a first time for either of you at that point.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:40:41 2016 No.15858007

>>15857975
> tailpussy's entire purpose is to help her real pussy become the perfect shape for you
I like manticore, but this always seemed kinda stupid to me.
"Make girl with special feature X, but the end stage of your relationship makes X less important".
Same thing happens with Ghoul and Doppelganger. It's like KC thinks we could only like them DESPITE their special feature, not because of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:42:41 2016 No.15858011 >>15858000 >the difference between sex and masturbation I think it would be pretty special/different

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:43:15 2016 No.15858017 >>15857962 I dont like it either, but I also dont like most of the beast type girls, and I'm more into maledom, so I learned long ago just to let the tailpussy guys have their thing.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:43:16 2016 No.15858018

>>15857997
>Tailpussy sex doesn't even have to be a thing that's not intimate, either.
There is literally not a single place for you to stick a pussy that is less intimate than at the end of an extremity.
>(but which type)
The type that never goes full deredere, if she can't even tell you she loves you.

Maybe I'm just a sad man, but that end bit is a particularly strong dealbreaker for me. There's power in words, and having your wife never say "I love you" would crush me inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:44:58 2016 No.15858026 >>15858018 sounds like you need a cuddlecore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:45:42 2016 No.15858028 >>15858018 You can still cuddle and fool around with a tailpussy, and they still feel sensations from it like sex, so you could get pretty creative with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:47:14 2016 No.15858035 >>15858028 You can get creative with it, but at that point you're only making the best of a bad situation, no? I mean, not to just sit here shitting on your waifu, i just don't get it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:49:06 2016 No.15858041

>>15858018
>There is literally not a single place for you to stick a pussy that is less intimate than at the end of an extremity.
It's not the insertion that's intimate, it's the act. Hell, putting a vagina on the end of a rope means you have more of those clingy lovey-dovey positions available to you should you choose to use it that way, it is, in fact, potentially more intimate than a vagina.

>if she can't even tell you she loves you.
Again, individual variation. Even without that it should be pretty obvious she does love you without those exact words. Manticores are dishonest, not cold.

I don't know if you're a sad man, but you're certainly not that imaginative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:49:19 2016 No.15858044 >>15858000 The tail is just extended foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:49:31 2016 No.15858045 >>15858035 Nah, I get it, man. Tail ain't for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:50:48 2016 No.15858048 >>15858041 And after I type all that I realize even the profile says they're RARELY honest, not never. You can still get your "I love you" once in a blue moon if you want it that bad, just don't expect one every day on your way out of the door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:51:37 2016 No.15858053 >>15858035 I guess I just don't follow the logic (or emotion) of "Extremity = non-intimate". If it's where her nerves are and where I can make her shudder in pleasure by fondling it, then it's pretty intimate enough for me.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:55:25 2016 No.15858067

>>15858041
>Hell, putting a vagina on the end of a rope means you have more of those clingy lovey-dovey positions available to you should you choose to use it that way, it is
Exactly.

A Manticore can cuddle you from behind while slowly milking you with her tail. Ear nibbling and teasing whispers optional.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:56:18 2016 No.15858070

>>15858041
>It's not the insertion that's intimate, it's the act
You're telling me that something like fucking a girl's toes is just as intimate as being between her legs? It's not JUST the act, where the pussy goes is just as important. I mean think about it. If you're sticking your dick in her vagoo, you're within striking range of almost all her vitals. There's a reason manticores fuck you with their actual pussy once you're married.
>>15858053
At least you go with the logic of "She feels it so its intimate"

But I'm gonna stop here, I don't think this will go anywhere

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 03:57:33 2016 No.15858074

>>15858053
I get where he's coming from. Sexual pleasure isn't necessarily intimacy. Tail is effectively a magic onahole on a stick, even if there's ways you can play with it actual sex you're inside her. Your bodies are pressed against one another. You feel an actual weight and presence.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:03:08 2016 No.15858096

>>15858070
>You're telling me that something like fucking a girl's toes is just as intimate as being between her legs?
That's a way harder sell because few people are into that in that sort of way, but if both partners are into it because that means something to them it CAN be as intimate. I wouldn't get that one either, but emotionally, and therefore intimately, sure. Look at the dictionary definition of intimate, most options point towards that feeling of closeness which isn't directly even the same thing as sexual pleasure.

That's probably where the gap is here; you look at tailpussy and think "flesh onahole," others see that and see another way to be close to a partner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:05:25 2016 No.15858105 >>15857964 To see how the new episodes of Samurai Jack will turn out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:06:07 2016 No.15858107 File: 803 KB, 830x1200, Demon-red.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to another round of "I have no idea what im doing but I did it anyway" http://pastebin.com/BR3cMSJL

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:10:09 2016 No.15858125 File: 551 KB, 660x1056, 1406029795576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15858107 >story about a newspaper Is this bat country?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:13:14 2016 No.15858132
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>All this talk of dominant Hellhounds and manticores
I need a three some with both of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:15:38 2016 No.15858135 >>15858132 >dominant The talk was more about emotional distance than it was dominance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:18:46 2016 No.15858143 >>15858135 I must have missed that part

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:19:06 2016 No.15858146 >>15858135 And we barely even spoke on hellhounds. Still, can't blame the guy for wanting a threeway, can you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:19:14 2016 No.15858147 >>15858107 So will you make this an ongoing story, or was that just it?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:19:48 2016 No.15858149

>>15858074
>>15858096
With manticore tails there's also a... I suppose you would say "cultural" aspect, that sort of makes it more intimate.

It's like... you're having sex by her rules, by her culture. Similar to how Amazonesses have sex outside so Ares can see. That doesn't make it less intimate - that makes it MORE intimate, because you're considering her feelings and doing it in the way that's significant for her. You 'buying in' to her species' sexual culture is more intimate than just going "Eyy bby give me teh V".

And since tailsex is the manticore way, tailsex is the intimate way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:20:29 2016 No.15858151 >>15858107 >>15858147 Oh, and I'm feeling lazy but >line 107 >To you think I'm joking Should be DO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:22:11 2016 No.15858154 >>15858147 That was pretty much it. not really sure how to expand it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:22:23 2016 No.15858156

>>15858149
>Similar to how Amazonesses have sex outside so Ares can see. That doesn't make it less intimate - that makes it MORE intimate, because you're considering her feelings and doing it in the way that's significant for her.
I would disagree though. She isn't considering you in the slightest, and public sex is the opposite of intimate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:22:53 2016 No.15858158 >>15858154 INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:27:55 2016 No.15858171 >>15858156 > judging other cultures through your anthrocentric patriachal values matrix instead of appreciating their rich tapestry of alternative experience Don't worry anon, corrective rape will stop you from being a shitlord :^)

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:30:10 2016 No.15858173

>>15858156
>She isn't considering you in the slightest
Isn't she? She wants the gods themselves to know the two of you are together. She's bringing the two of you closer. It's also a pretty clear way of saying "I'm his, back off" to any mortals watching. As for the outside thing, you are generally correct. The lovers are, however, sharing a thing together by doing so in this particular case so that kind of puts things back in balance, depending on how into it both parties are.

You do get both the cultural/personal and more traditional physical intimacies with manticore tails though, no need for there to be only one type experienced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:30:45 2016 No.15858178 >>15858171 Even so, compromise is king.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:32:04 2016 No.15858182 File: 60 KB, 850x487, Sample_fe568bf263e4e9a7ccd59baad63f6c4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to dream of cuddle doms. This will happen. Tonight I dream about her. Good night, anons. Dream about your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:32:27 2016 No.15858183 >>15858173 >Isn't she? No. What if city slicker anon wants to fuck inside, in bed then cuddle? She couldn't give a second shit.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:32:59 2016 No.15858186

>>15858158
I'm not beast but how exactly would that work? the idea i got is a guy searching for a scoop uncovers a crime, and ends us with both a story and a wife?

Or you could have it take a darker turn. With Donna corrupting women and making a spy network out of succubi and demons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:34:44 2016 No.15858189 >>15858183 Sounds like you're saying the same thing from the opposite side though, doesn't it? There'd need to be some compromise or, from the sounds of it, you should just stay away from Amazons. No news there though, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:37:00 2016 No.15858198 >>15858158 Interesting, how would you work it? Right now the best Idea in my head to expand it is just other goings on in the workplace. It could work, all I need is a little brain storming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:37:48 2016 No.15858201 >>15858189 But city slicker anon may build an open indoor garden for their own private, open sex. Sounds like the amazon doesn't even care. Pretty shitty waifu to not consider anon's feelings or values.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:39:23 2016 No.15858206 >>15858186 >Donna corrupting women and making a spy network out of succubi and demons. I like to keep my stuff a bit on the lighter side despite being a lover of most forms of corruption

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:44:01 2016 No.15858223 >>15857600 Why is she so smug? Is smugness an Monster Girl's power level or something? How powerful is she?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:48:36 2016 No.15858236

>>15858201
Actually, now that I think about it, I have a few questions. How are alraune born? If you keep fucking your amazon in your private garden under the stars, does all the cum and energy just give birth to one? What would you plant there? What kind of style would you go for? Jungle? Forest? Pine forest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 04:52:10 2016 No.15858249 >>15858198 Well just do SoL stuff at the office, then introduce the stories they're doing, then start describing how they got those stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:17:57 2016 No.15858351 File: 127 KB, 772x1083, 1434633373458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:19:15 2016 No.15858357 >>15858351 Oh great, another Elf, thanks I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:26:21 2016 No.15858391 >>15858351 Elves are some of my favorites, and I like her outfit so yeah I'll be takin' her tyvm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:27:28 2016 No.15858395 >>15858351 I'm better off without a dirty backstabber. Remember, elf ears are shaped like knives to make it easier to backstab you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:35:16 2016 No.15858428 File: 122 KB, 700x800, 1450015179853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brown genki tomboys are the best thing ever, prove me wrong if you can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:39:19 2016 No.15858440 File: 418 KB, 1400x915, a0fdca45a01b9a82c680e48fb4d0b8c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you hang out with a goddess of suicide?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:40:32 2016 No.15858442 >>15858440 >those feet This will never stop bothering me. Is it a mistake, or is it done on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:40:34 2016 No.15858443 >>15858107 If that tanuki could hear them she could sue them for slanderous language./

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:43:15 2016 No.15858452 >>15858440 She looks like a nice girl. I imagine I'd be quite at peace with the idea of hanging out with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:50:22 2016 No.15858488 >>15858442 What about her feet?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:50:50 2016 No.15858491
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>try and find some new doujins
>just end up getting depressed
I can't understand how anyone likes half the shit out there unless they're just awful people.
Is it so much to ask for a work where one party isn't treating the other like fucking trash? Maybe I'm just a softie, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:54:08 2016 No.15858507 >>15858488 >right leg has normal toes >left leg all toes are the same size It's creepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:55:10 2016 No.15858512 >>15858491 I know how you feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:57:37 2016 No.15858526 >>15858507 It's an illusion caused by the lack of details of her toes showing through the black sock.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:21:31 2016 No.15858633

>>15858512
I mean maybe I just got a bad streak of nasty ones, it's possible.
It's 5 AM I've reworded this post about 20 times now and I don't know how to say it, so I'm just gonna say is I actually got fucked up by them and I think my tastes aren't what I thought they were.

What a night.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:27:38 2016 No.15858659
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I was once a writer, you know. I had hopes and dreams. I had envisioned a number of stories, all set in the same world, with Monsters slowly entering our lives, bit by bit.
The first story was going to be about a guy successfully bonding with a spirit.
The second was going to be a prequel where the readers would learn about how he learned about the existence of the spirits in the first place and the extent of disaster if the bonding fails.
In the third story a guy would have used the powers of another spirit to become a real life superhero, and because of this the existence of the supernatural can no longer be completely covered up.
The fourth story would have been partially set in the past and partially in the present, with the absolute devastation an Ignis could cause if it ran wild being shown in the past, and another instance of this being stopped in the present.
The fifth story would have been about a Dark Matter but I had no ideas for it.
The sixth would have been about Vampires and how they're hiding among us.
The seventh would've been a sexy At the Mountains of Madness parody.
The eighth would've been about archaeologists unleashing the not!Egyptian girls from their slumber.

Only ever finished the prologue to the first story. Anyone else feeling bitter about their ambition and lack of ability to fulfill it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:46:03 2016 No.15858744 >>15858428 I'd rather a fit tomboy dire hellhound, but an elf is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:46:05 2016 No.15858745 >>15858443 I don't remember people using 'coon a slur. now I think it should be one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:46:53 2016 No.15858752 >>15858745 Coon is a real life racist slur against niggers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:49:23 2016 No.15858762 >>15858752 Huh, learn something new everyday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:52:00 2016 No.15858778 >>15858659 Let the bitterness build until you either never write again, or grow to hate the fact that you haven't already written it. Then use the hate to write it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:53:37 2016 No.15858786 >>15858752 Fuck really? I honestly didn't know, its not something used in london. i was just using it as shortened raccoon.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:54:30 2016 No.15858790
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>>15858778
Hatred cannot produce, it can only destroy.
I will use my hatred to destroy the hole where the non-existent story is, thus leaving it no choice but to exist!
>>15858786
And there's nothing wrong with you using it like that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:54:35 2016 No.15858791

>>15858659
Nah, I find my my productivity doesn't really wane, it just shifts around to other stuff. I may not get anything written in months, but I'll build a fancy hifi stereo from scratch, trick out my truck with offroad gear, model some custom miniatures, etc.

Been pretty productive today though, got a couple thousand words done. And I still enjoy writing down random premises even if I never get to them. Here's a few I had today.

1.A small ragtag crew of men go hunting real seamonsters at the edge of the known monstergirl world where things are still as they were in the ancient days before the first demon lord. The MC is a rare homegrown man from the human enclaves in the monstergirl countries looking for adventure and the captain is a crotchety old ex-military earther who constantly gives him shit about being a pampered softhanded breeder. I thought it would be a fun exercise in the different mindsets of men from such diametrically opposed cultures, though the actual monstergirls would be minimal.

2. A monstergirl unit from their equivalent of the UN is dispatched to put down a rebellion of one of their poorer towns. It's mostly about the girls bullshitting on their journey there, talking about what they imagine earth to be like and hopes about marriage and children in their future.

3.A song parody about the mountains of paperwork required for different monstergirl species living in a modern municipal setting. I call it "Stranded in the Paper Sea"

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:57:26 2016 No.15858800

>>15858752
>>15858762
>>15858786

The reason they get called that is the bloodhounds you use for coon hunting are the same you use for tracking people to this very day. They're the ones you see people using to follow escaped prisoners and stuff. The coon nickname comes from people climbing a tree and getting tree'd just like a coon in coon hunting.

On top of that, all this was exacerbated immensely by the old minstrel sensation Zip Coon way back in the teens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:03:26 2016 No.15858826 >>15858800 You'd think Zip Coon would have made it less derogatory

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:06:22 2016 No.15858846
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Your daughteru has learned that it will take two more years before Kojima gets his next game out, and now she's hiding in a box, biding her time.
Should you put something heavy on the box to keep her from getting into trouble with those of her friends who are looking forwards to Metal Gear Solid: Online Co-op Zombie Shooting Game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:09:12 2016 No.15858855 >>15858846 >Metal Gear Solid: Online Co-op Zombie Shooting Game? That's spike in head retarded.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:09:52 2016 No.15858860

>>15858826
It's not super offensive. Well, still offensive but only about on the level of spook or spade or something. Almost where somebody laughs at it being so bizarrely out of date more than offended at the racism of it. Like imagine being called a jigaboo. It's much more "what the hell did they just say?" than anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:10:05 2016 No.15858863 >>15858855 Well it's what Konami thinks people want. The chart says people like zombies and online co-op.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:11:07 2016 No.15858869 >>15858860 >jigaboo That sounds like a baroque dance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:11:13 2016 No.15858870 >>15858846 No daughter of mine is a metal gear fan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:12:19 2016 No.15858880 >>15858870 >he doesn't like MGS !

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:20:47 2016 No.15858913 >>15858846 My daughteru's friends are also in boxes. Perhaps I should make a fort out of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:21:40 2016 No.15858920 >>15858913 Well if reading Attack on Titan taught me anything, it's that monsters make great walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:39:54 2016 No.15858983 >>15858920 Gonna stack those furious daughterus boxes in front of every door at Konami's. They won't be able to leave until they make a new good metal gear game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:41:29 2016 No.15858991 File: 2.50 MB, 1493x2108, 1445282990385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know, we've often talked about mean old Grapesnakes keeping their boyfriends on leashes and in golden bikinis, but we don't have any art of that. Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:41:55 2016 No.15858994 >>15858846 Not to defend Survive, but I find it really ironic that Kojima thinks zombies don't fit when like three of the games have had them, along with an unexplained flying fire whale, a man made of bees, and a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:44:04 2016 No.15859002 >>15858994 >unexplained flying fire whale Psycho Mantis. >a man made of bees He wasn't made of bees, he just had them. >a vampire Nanomachines, son.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:45:27 2016 No.15859006

>>15858994
Yeah...personally, I don't take issue with the zombies.

I take issue with the interdimensional warp gate which led to the zombie infested alternate world. Metal Gear has done some crazy shit, sure, but THAT is just a bit too much.

I just want them to lend the license to Platinum again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:45:27 2016 No.15859007 >>15858991 Nobody loves them enough to have it drawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:48:07 2016 No.15859024 File: 236 KB, 700x989, 1436900018368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859006 Well Phantom Pain did have warp technology for the fultons. >Platinum again This. MGR ended in a cliffhanger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:48:24 2016 No.15859026 >>15858846 Is that an Anubutt or a Hellwan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:48:25 2016 No.15859027 >>15859006 Let's also not forget they're reusing the same maps from TPP and any new weapons and especially animations look dogshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:49:20 2016 No.15859032 >>15858991 Because "Oocha byngoska faggo bishi, oh ho ho"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:07:49 2016 No.15859117 >>15859026 Anubutt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:13:19 2016 No.15859147 >>15859027 Reusing assets maybe, but based on the gameplay I've seen the layout of the game world differs enough for it to not really be a big deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:16:43 2016 No.15859160 >>15859147 Did you see that melee combat though? Those animations were garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:20:46 2016 No.15859178 >>15859024 Platinum is too busy. They seem like the busiest game company in general >nier >scalebound >granblue rpg >some mobage How many people they have anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:24:20 2016 No.15859188 File: 1.09 MB, 1600x2000, 1442251005825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon come watch Jodorowsky's Dune with me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:26:56 2016 No.15859198 >>15859160 Oh yeah I don't disagree there. I'm hoping it'll get more polish as time goes along but I'm not holding my breath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:29:30 2016 No.15859205 >>15859198 Tell you what anon, if it ends up good I'll get you a copy and we can play together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:30:21 2016 No.15859207 >>15859205 I think this guy might be an Alp trying to get laid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:36:00 2016 No.15859229 >>15859198 Yeah, survive seemed more interesting than days gone to me. Zombies actually seemed spoopy and tough. Unlike the l4d "one bullet kills ten zombies" like in days gone trailer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:36:51 2016 No.15859232 >>15859207 If that was the case MGs would be real. Sorry anon, no such luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:41:15 2016 No.15859246 >>15859178 >scalebound I forgot there was a game called that. what do we call beast's story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:55:03 2016 No.15859277 >>15859246 Scalebounded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:58:16 2016 No.15859287 >>15859277 Fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:05:10 2016 No.15859299 File: 73 KB, 500x401, 1436339488347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is candy the weakness of all women?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:10:06 2016 No.15859312 >>15859299 It could be. Even the strongest monster girl has her weaknesses, you just need to find it and abuse it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:12:10 2016 No.15859317 >>15859205 Only if it comes out on steam. >>15859299 I wonder if the girls have a favorite kind of chocolate/candy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:21:55 2016 No.15859354 >>15858107 >"That fat-arsed little raccoon Bitch-whore!" Gotta admit, you got me to laugh.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:25:28 2016 No.15859366

>No short, pear-shaped, bearmode wombat girl with ass for DAYS
Did you know that a valid defence mechanism ffor the wombat is to A) fend off attacks with its huge ass and B) let the attacker scrabble over its ass to bite some where more vulnerable, only to have its skull smashed to bits when the wombat slams its ass against the roof of its burrow?

Did you know that you could drive into one full speed, total your car and have the solid shitter waddle off?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:38:27 2016 No.15859410 >>15859299 I'm gonna put out a bowl of good candy on my desk and watch OL monster girls get fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:41:01 2016 No.15859417 >>15859410 No Anon, bad! You are supposed to put them on top of the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:57:13 2016 No.15859457 >>15858659 tldr more blogpost. Kindly fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:58:02 2016 No.15859463 >>15859457 Most of that is about story ideas though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:05:56 2016 No.15859493 File: 125 KB, 726x1027, 54785903_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thick catgirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:18:48 2016 No.15859545 >>15859417 I'll fill it with snickers and reeses they can't resist, and I'll conspicuously have meat scented air fresheners hidden around to draw in the Wendigos and Yetis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:26:59 2016 No.15859570 >>15859545 Are you going to attract the dragons with those chocolate gold coins too? That's too evil, I'm calling the police on you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:28:59 2016 No.15859575
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Those who follow Cerberus's monster girl comics on deviantart (give it a chance, they're quite good) may notice that the fluffy manticore arts here got a fun little adaptation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:30:41 2016 No.15859579 >>15859575 GIANT MOFUCORES! AAAAAHHHHHHH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:31:01 2016 No.15859582 >>15859575 His art appears slightly better than usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:34:41 2016 No.15859591 >>15859575 Oh god so this is what happens when mofucores grow up. They absorve young males.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:46:49 2016 No.15859614 File: 360 KB, 1000x750, 1457329654576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playtime is Ogre!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 10:52:40 2016 No.15859629 >>15859614 But the fun was just about to begin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 11:00:55 2016 No.15859653 >>15859575 >meal ticket Why did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 11:06:20 2016 No.15859663 >>15859653 Hmm, Woobie/Will has a fairly large harem and manticore has to compete with them for sexy times. Perhaps she thinks endearing herself to him with cuteness will get her extra milking/feeding opportunities?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 11:06:41 2016 No.15859664 >>15859614 I'm going to bully a loli Ogre so that when she grows up she breaks me in half with a week long session of revenge rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 11:08:49 2016 No.15859673 >>15858107 Short and sweet. You seem to be improving mechanics-wise, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 11:12:47 2016 No.15859685 >>15859664 I'm going to bully a loli ogre by tying her up and forcing her to listen to Smash Mouth for hours on end!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 11:19:39 2016 No.15859703 >>15859685 Fuck you I understood that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:00:10 2016 No.15859799 Uh-oh anon! Your daughteru just went into heat! What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:01:28 2016 No.15859803 >>15859799 Lock her into her room so she can deal with it herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:01:39 2016 No.15859804 >>15859799 Tell that runt Billy from down the street to man up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:02:23 2016 No.15859807 >>15859799 Well, I guess it's time to round up the gang and kidnap Anon I mean, invite him to dinner

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:04:34 2016 No.15859817 >>15859799 Tell her that she should "invite" Anon over and give her some rope and a ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:08:37 2016 No.15859830 >>15859799 Put her in a chastity belt, hogtie her and stash her in a closet until she's not in heat anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:10:14 2016 No.15859835 >>15859830 >Anon accidentally give his daughteru a bondage fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:11:12 2016 No.15859836 File: 1.55 MB, 1240x1754, 56317100_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859799 You say uh-oh like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:12:26 2016 No.15859838 >>15859799 Rub her cunny till she feels better like a good parent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:13:43 2016 No.15859844 >>15859836 >Give it to me, Daddy! Eugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:20:32 2016 No.15859856 >>15859835 That's fine. There are worse fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:21:35 2016 No.15859860 >>15859836 I just noticed she has a mullet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:22:22 2016 No.15859861 >>15859860 Are you questioning the femullet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:23:29 2016 No.15859863 >>15859799 Lock her inside her room with her childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:24:13 2016 No.15859867 >>15859861 Not him but I am. Only guys can have mullets. It's the manliest hairdo. I would know, I've been growing one for four years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:25:51 2016 No.15859869 >>15859867 >Tfw can't grow the glorious mullet Stupid dense hair

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:26:48 2016 No.15859871

>>15859861

No "daughter," of mine is gonna go around looking like white trash

t. Guy who grew up around white trash

That said it could be a rebellion thing if her mom was a southern belle Vampire. She just needs to wander around barefoot with a can of beer in her hand and a NASCAR shirt on and she'd fit the stereotype

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:27:24 2016 No.15859872 File: 275 KB, 2048x857, 1427953744583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crikey! It's a feral Elf! Keep quiet and don't make any sudden movements so we don't scare 'er away! Now let's slowly unzip our pants and let 'er look at our junk!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:29:14 2016 No.15859878 https://exhentai.org/g/977786/c80b2c783a/ Jingai Shunman 9 translated. Say hello to Mantis-senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:29:33 2016 No.15859879 >>15859799 What?! Really? Darn, just when I invited her childhood friend over, just what will I do? I certainly didn't plan for this scenario

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:29:48 2016 No.15859880 >>15859872 I'm gonna stick my thumb in her butthole to see if he gets pissed off!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:33:57 2016 No.15859890 >>15859880 Croikey! Feel the foarce o' that MOIGHTY sphinctah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:39:14 2016 No.15859904 >>15859878 This guy's a real pile of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:40:22 2016 No.15859907 >>15859872 >implying elves can run faster than humans There's a reason they get raped so often. >>15859878 Been waiting for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:45:09 2016 No.15859920 File: 174 KB, 715x1000, 1449452318664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this one! She's wearing two sets of bikinis to keep 'erself chaste!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:46:49 2016 No.15859925 >>15859878 >A monster girl will never addict you to the feel of her claws and teeth digging in (without doing major damage) to the point that you can't cum with a normal girl anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:47:07 2016 No.15859927 >>15859920 What a byoutiful creatcha! I'm gonna go stick my thumb in her butthole!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:47:09 2016 No.15859928 >>15859878 That's one cute bug. I like her design . >>15859904 How so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:51:52 2016 No.15859947 >>15859928 >Fucking his girlfriend >Stops to answer the phone >Bails because another woman is coming over

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:52:13 2016 No.15859950 >>15859493 >No tail So close to being perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:53:17 2016 No.15859955 >>15859947 His girlfriend was a bitchy human. She deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:00:59 2016 No.15859981 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, 1460286604119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jellyfish are scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:01:00 2016 No.15859980 >>15859955 I haven't read it, but from what you two are saying, it sounds like they deserve eachother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:17:37 2016 No.15860020 >>15859981 Cute is the word you meant to say

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:27:52 2016 No.15860051 >>15859799 Watch TV with waifu, maybe let her hear us have sex. She'll get horny enough to rape her childhood friend and get him out of the harem route.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:32:16 2016 No.15860061

>>15858659
I know that feeling. I still writefag, but it's a slow rate, and there's so many ideas. Almost every three days I'm coming up with new plots and premises or scenes. Anyone who says they have trouble thinking up ideas isn't really trying, because it's the easiest part of writing.
I simply don't have enough time in the day to produce a decent amount, like 30,000 words a month. I could easily do double that years ago, back in high school, but having a demanding job and being in higher education makes that difficult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:59:42 2016 No.15860143 File: 129 KB, 719x1005, 1445756839616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Atlantis will rise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:00:46 2016 No.15860149 >>15859981 I hear you shouldn't put your penis in them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:06:51 2016 No.15860175 >>15860143 That human girl is being eaten by some sort of giant cephalopod.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:24:18 2016 No.15860237 File: 939 KB, 2500x2833, Mindflayer1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860143 >sister~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:41:09 2016 No.15860277 >>15860237 Mindflayer-chan needs to stop flaying herself into thinking random girls are her sister I can be her brother if she wants

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:43:51 2016 No.15860282 File: 1.05 MB, 3000x2000, 1474310631764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859799 I jokingly told her to catch that mailman she always barks at. She actually tried it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:49:55 2016 No.15860302 >>15859799 Call the waifu home from work so we can 'tend' to her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:50:52 2016 No.15860306 File: 213 KB, 1024x1325, mindflayer2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860277 She wont admit it, but she's a desperate girl. She will become your sister too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:59:18 2016 No.15860326 >>15860282 The absolute madmon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:59:21 2016 No.15860327 >>15860306 I can't tell if those are actually her nipples or just weird coverings, and wherever that makes the picture NSFW or not.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:02:12 2016 No.15860332

>>15860306
>Anon walks down the street to buy the latest Ignis Emblem
>He spots a genki Mindflayer harassing a Scylla
>She keeps calling her "sister"
>The Scylla is visibly annoyed
>Suddenly the Mindflayer turns around and looks at Anon
>She quickly flays herself before dashing towards him
>"Hey little brother I missed you so much! Where are going? Can I join you?"
>She coils her tentacles around Anon and hugs him tightly

This is a worse fate than getting mindwashed and becoming a cumpump

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:02:56 2016 No.15860333 >>15860282 That's dangerous, Anon. What if she actually managed to catch him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:03:01 2016 No.15860334 >>15860327 I can't like this picture because the artist seems to be under the impression the squid is some kind of grotesque clit growth..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:04:24 2016 No.15860337 >>15860334 He was a really small guy, probably a shota.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:05:25 2016 No.15860339 >>15860334 Maybe the squid's just a really young boy. You know how the kids are these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:05:40 2016 No.15860340 >>15860334 I just write it off as ornamental underwear, on an unmarried flayer. Possibly a cultural thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:12:59 2016 No.15860355 File: 118 KB, 542x611, Mock Laughing Slut Dragon and or Slut Lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859878 >Senpai's blowjob sucks, so I'll have to decline This guy deserves full fucking points for saying it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:13:13 2016 No.15860357 All right, bare with me for a moment. If a flayer wore her husband on her butt, instead of her front side, then it would match her dress-like legs like one of those poofy southern ball gowns. It would be far more aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:15:48 2016 No.15860365 >>15860357 I'm having trouble visualising what you mean, because the image I've got in my head is of a mindflayer wearing her husband so it looks like she has an insect abdoment sticking out of her butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:15:57 2016 No.15860366 >>15860334 >>15860337 >>15860339 >>15860340 Some context: This picture is part of a corruption/transformation series. The first one is actually decent, but there's clearly no husband involved in the process from what I remember.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:16:23 2016 No.15860367 >>15860306 The "before" version of that is hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:18:33 2016 No.15860370 >>15860367 >>15860366 No kidding. Origins please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:19:21 2016 No.15860375 >>15860366 Ah, so an ornamental squid is the most likely possibility then. That's kind of cute, in its own hyper-lewd way. Like a mindflayer training herself to be ready for her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:20:10 2016 No.15860379 >>15860370 https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5042497

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Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:25:42 2016 No.15860389
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>>15860365
Actually, thats not too far off from what I mean. Insect abdomen is a better way to describe it, and I still think it would look better.

The dresses I meant are those old gowns with the frame inside. They would pad the butt significantly, and it sort of looked like they where hiding an insect abdomen of their own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:27:10 2016 No.15860392 >>15860357 Rather be a pussy plug than a butt plug Or better yet I'd rather not be a squid now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:27:22 2016 No.15860393 File: 697 KB, 2048x1526, 1472826000982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:28:27 2016 No.15860394 >>15860393 That doesn't look like a cow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:29:52 2016 No.15860400 >>15860393 At least post the Werecat one where she's complaining about "you" calling her more of a cow than cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:31:44 2016 No.15860403 >>15860400 That pictures incomplete, and she doesn't even have paws on her arms and legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:33:02 2016 No.15860406 >>15860392 You could literally plug both no matter which side you grabbed her on. But yeah, probably best just not to date flayers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:36:42 2016 No.15860417 File: 1.31 MB, 2021x1334, 1469614310212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We still talking about degener-- I mean Mindflayers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:40:29 2016 No.15860427 File: 1.11 MB, 1192x1449, 1456019244428-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860417 >best onee-san in a bunny suit 10/10 would impregnate until everyone on earth had their own personal fairy companion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:41:02 2016 No.15860429 >>15860417 We are always talking about Flayers. What is the best type of flayer out there? The ones that flay themselves?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:41:14 2016 No.15860430 >>15860417 >Barb still hasn't drawn a thicc bunny-"suit" Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:41:24 2016 No.15860431 >>15860417 Yes. I suddenly have this urge to talk about the Mindflayers who are of the best of the girls who are monsters Would you care to partake in friendly conversation about the Mindflayers who are the best of the girls who are monsters?

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:45:38 2016 No.15860440
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>>15860417
>>15860429
>>15860431
I've always enjoyed that flayers don't seem to mind wearing their partners around in public. They even seem proud to having sex so shamelessly.

Alternatively, I image flayers get super embarrassed to be seen having sex while their partner is in human form. The shame is too much for them! So if you wanted to tease your naughty flayer, you would screw her against the window, or in the movies quietly, or while she's working.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:47:19 2016 No.15860443 >>15860440 >So if you wanted to tease your naughty flayer, you would screw her against the window, or in the movies quietly, or while she's working. >Mindflayers are exhibitionists I like this, I like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:49:47 2016 No.15860450 >>15860389 Ah, I get what you mean now. And now I'm imagining the husband making a whole dress like that using loads of tentacles weaved together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:50:17 2016 No.15860451 >>15860440 Does the squid need to pay for the entrance tickets for things like amusement parks and movies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:53:00 2016 No.15860455 >>15860451 Are you implying that your Flayer waifu could sneak you into places for free? Fucking brilliant.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:54:00 2016 No.15860459

>>15860451
Once it was common knowledge in a society adapted to monstergirls, I imagine the husband would need to pay too, even if he doesn't take up another seat. Just because businesses are like that.

Otherwise, could be a great way to sneak yourself into places.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:58:16 2016 No.15860470 >>15860455 >>15860459 >Wendigo hiding her husband under her cloak >Squid >Spider butt >Shoggoth making fake tickets Damn you, chaos girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:00:04 2016 No.15860477 >>15860427 >tfw no Titania-onee-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:04:17 2016 No.15860492 >>15860470 Movie theaters in cold regions must go through security guards a lot, checking wendigo coats for stashed food/people and never coming back out

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:08:25 2016 No.15860507

>>15860470
>An atlach nacha buys a ticket for a movie
>Everyone just thinks she's a type of regular arachne
>She scuttles into the empty bathroom, then curls up into her approxomation of a fetal position, where she's using her arms to hug herself to the underside of her abdomen, while all the legs wrap around her, clutching at her back
>A bizarre transformation sequence occurs where the spider part's eight limbs become 4, as it starts to shrink and deform, chitin softening into skin, in a process entirely too complex to describe in a short greentext
>Once it ends, Anon and the Atlach are on the floor, embracing in a 69 position
>They both get up, the Atlach grinning about the whole thing while Anon tries to massage some feeling back into his fingers, blinking and adjusting to only having two eyes and two legs again

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:09:39 2016 No.15860516

>>15860492
Security probably gets flayed a lot too. Working with that kind of custumers must be a pain in the ass.

I work in a convenience store. If monster girls were real and I was in the artic I wouldn't be able to handle all the Wendigo thiefs, fake Shog money and flayers trying to make me believe they have already paid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:11:01 2016 No.15860521 >>15860507 >>15860470 Good lord, fucking chaos girls and their exploitable talents.

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