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What're some things Youmu's swords can't cut?

>> No.15824964

How often does she have to tell you until you dense motherfucker get it?

>> No.15824991

>>15824940
Bad jokes

>> No.15825004
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>> No.15825021

>>15824940
Her dorkness

>> No.15825027

>>15824940
My love

>> No.15825034

>>15825004
ha!

>> No.15825437

>>15825004
It's okay, Youmu. You're still cool in my book!

>> No.15826143

>>15824940
My dick

>> No.15826168

>>15824940
A Guardian's Light.

>> No.15826286

>>15825027
Stop rubbing it in, Marisa!

>> No.15826310

>>15824940
The other sword

>> No.15826334
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15826334

My Zankantou.

>> No.15826366

>>15826334
What's it chambered for?

>> No.15826529

Spears because Weapon Triangle Advantage.

>> No.15826560

>>15824940
Her virginity

>> No.15826622

>>15824940
A soul

>> No.15826653

>>15824940
I bet her sword can't cut itself

>> No.15830283
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>>15824940

Her nymphomania.

>> No.15830335

>>15826143
This guy's dick.

>> No.15830349

>>15826560
You can't cut what isn't there

>> No.15830770

>>15826622
No matter what blade you wield?

>> No.15830796

Yuyuko's fat

>> No.15831138
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>> No.15835033

>>15824940
My depression

>> No.15835088

>>15830283
She should really ask before borrowing someone's longsword like that

>> No.15835230

>>15824940
Gordian's knot, (it's already done).

>> No.15835261

Youmu's sword can't cut steel beams.

>> No.15835840

>>15824940
deez nutz

>> No.15835856

If Youmu's sword can cut time and space, it can probably handle most of the things posted here.

>> No.15835859
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>>15826168
You were not supposed to touch the Light.

>> No.15835864
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Would you bully Youmu after she did something dorky?

>> No.15836001

>>15835864
Yeah, I would bully her, with my dick.

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>>15835864
Nope that's pic related's job!

>> No.15836006

>>15835864
Is rough anal sex considered bullying? Then yes

>> No.15838902
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Why wont this dork get off of me?

>> No.15838935

Her history as a whore. You can wear shiny clothes, but your still dirty as fuck on the inside, literally.

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>>15824940
It can't cut a Nokia Phone

>> No.15839535

>>15839390
Nice leddit meme you got there, friend.

>> No.15839558

>>15835864
I'd bully her eggs with my sperm. I would take responsibility though.

>> No.15839674
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>>15839390
Checkmate nerd!

>> No.15845877

>>15830283
link to the panda that is sad please

>> No.15846293

>>15845877
Youmu's Coming of Age by Itou Yuuji

Only mentioning it since I did the translation

>> No.15846322

Anything next to a nun.

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>>15839535

>> No.15846391

>>15846326
I am laughing for real right now!

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>>15830335

>> No.15847776

>>15835261
what about two 1,362 ft skyscrapers?

>> No.15855425
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>>15824940
A Soul.

>> No.15855440

>>15824940

A tomato.

>> No.15856182

>>15824940
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

>> No.15856289

>>15856182
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

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>>15855440
>using a fucking sword to cut tomatoes

>> No.15856368

>>15856335
Hey, it works for coconuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA

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>>15855440

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