Patche needs a bath! [spoiler]Because she's a smelly neet![/spoiler]

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Anonymous Thu Sep 8 00:16:37 2016 No.15807346 [Reply] [Original]

Patche needs a bath!
Because she's a smelly neet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 00:19:24 2016 No.15807356 >>15807346 You need to return to /d/! Because we're all sick of people like you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 00:22:18 2016 No.15807364 >>15807356 You need to go back there idiot threads like this are /jp/ heritage

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 01:04:31 2016 No.15807497 >>15807346 Taking a bath with Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 01:22:50 2016 No.15807550 >>15807364 I hope people stop bothering with cute 2hu threads. It's /jp/ main culture as 2hu board. /jp/ wants more Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 01:23:29 2016 No.15807552 >>15807550 It's just some newfag trying to fit in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 02:04:21 2016 No.15807687 >>15807552 Then why are there other cute threads deleted?? Are there cute hater mod on this board, too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 02:31:16 2016 No.15807788 Should I just recite the spell 'Princess Undine', throw some soap and shampoo in the spray, throw Patche in it and call it a day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 02:36:25 2016 No.15807798 >>15807788 Please don't bring another girl than Koakuma while bathing Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 03:06:30 2016 No.15807854 File: 1.09 MB, 811x1200, 5647022_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you shave Patchy's patch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 05:09:55 2016 No.15808177 File: 852 KB, 810x1310, bdbe698c39183203e49d3cdbfad5f46a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15807854 Alice can do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 08:26:49 2016 No.15808679 File: 489 KB, 663x1000, 58875975_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Girls are supposed to smell nice, if a girl doesn't smell nice then she can't be cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 09:20:33 2016 No.15808839 File: 353 KB, 600x600, Bathchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patche bathes regularly and smells divine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 09:27:41 2016 No.15808869 She's employed by Remilia

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 09:44:17 2016 No.15808918 >>15808869 actually, I'm wrong Whaddya know, she's Remi's guest

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 11:12:13 2016 No.15809221 >>15808918 So she's free loading

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 12:16:08 2016 No.15809530 Patchouli smells patchouli

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 12:23:27 2016 No.15809563 >>15808679 I had to sit down next to a cute girl who looked like 18 in the train, but she smelt like she had not showered in a week. Even that stinky musky armpit odour was arousing when coming from a cute girl...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 12:30:49 2016 No.15809596 File: 216 KB, 500x500, 1465445541536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15809221 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 00:13:36 2016 No.15812060 Bump because Patche deserves it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 06:16:57 2016 No.15813022 File: 244 KB, 900x675, 37810057_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bathing with Patchouli!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 10:05:34 2016 No.15813642 File: 299 KB, 1500x1500, Patchouli.Knowledge.full.1060952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm n-new to /jp/. Let's get along well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:47:26 2016 No.15816567 File: 628 KB, 1200x850, ...I can't stop staring!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to tease Patchy about her cute smelly bare feet until she blushes and washes them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 10:26:19 2016 No.15818596 File: 29 KB, 1093x133, Capture10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kek computerfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 11 11:35:35 2016 No.15823573 File: 285 KB, 800x1200, Patche feet 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15813022 I really want to taking a relaxing bath with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:41:57 2016 No.15831092 File: 333 KB, 534x387, 1473315768520.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Page 10? More like emergency life preserver!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:56:25 2016 No.15831136 File: 937 KB, 776x795, Patche_glasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15816567

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:11:10 2016 No.15831330 File: 942 KB, 1133x781, 49918958_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good lord, they are multiplying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:13:25 2016 No.15831334 File: 661 KB, 981x621, 56733703_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can smell the musk from here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:09:20 2016 No.15832343 >>15831334 I think that's just the bottom of my desk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:44:35 2016 No.15833201 Patchouli is indecent! http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/24913/1/patchy-senseis-anal-expansion-class-second-lesson

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:38:25 2016 No.15833348 File: 680 KB, 850x540, Patchu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli sees you staring at her feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:39:28 2016 No.15833352 File: 33 KB, 137x141, She knows.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833348

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:02:27 2016 No.15835153 >>15833348 I want her to get flustered, and insult me for being a smelly-feet-loving creep!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:11:00 2016 No.15835174 >>15833352 "Hmm. Is he really getting turned on by my FEET? My sweaty, unwashed feet? How pathetic. I feel pretty sorry for a loser creep like that. I might as well let him look. Maybe stick them in his face and watch him squirm."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 21:46:43 2016 No.15843541 I want to watch Alice beat up Patchouli!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:27:28 2016 No.15848856 Get bumped, my child. This thread shall breath life in it some more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 00:30:09 2016 No.15848868 >>15848856 Please do not bump /jp/ threads with no content. 'kudasai'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:05:06 2016 No.15853269 File: 373 KB, 707x1000, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_jema__15fffb172950ca9b63a80f1bc3ad3a9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli needs a bath after hot and sweaty sex!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:33:15 2016 No.15853319 I'd like to sniff Patchouli's butt after she's all sweaty!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:40:15 2016 No.15853328 >>15853319 Meant to reply to >>15853269

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:44:35 2016 No.15853336
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I, a boy, want to give Patchy a bath, or walk in on her bathing! She would be SO embarrassed that the boy she has a crush on is seeing her naked in the tub! She would turn bright red, get super-tingly in the crotch, and stutter like crazy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 01:47:13 2016 No.15853341 File: 493 KB, 800x576, 295df0cf4b75e88e9a5f6cfee8d5011c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15853269 I want to sniff Patchoulis big sweaty butt!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 07:57:59 2016 No.15854131 File: 1.06 MB, 980x1200, 4e5bd449703cacd07bb40e1d0024b89f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:29:28 2016 No.15854387 File: 292 KB, 1000x914, Patchouli Sleepy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835174 >sweaty, unwashed No

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 09:30:48 2016 No.15854391 >>15853269 That artist is so good, too bad his doujinshi are short as hell though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:14:54 2016 No.15854529 File: 75 KB, 595x842, Cm_4quzUsAEvjtl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smelly smelly cunny

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:47:56 2016 No.15854641 File: 1.06 MB, 1035x1440, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_y2__8d6f67aac463c463fbba2f0693281f95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did I manage to survive with only one (1) pic of Patchy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 10:54:24 2016 No.15854670 File: 168 KB, 694x960, 1472733375698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854641 Her loveliness sustained you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:30:33 2016 No.15854742 File: 169 KB, 1264x899, CnNdwaEUIAA_pI_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 11:41:44 2016 No.15854765 File: 879 KB, 600x889, Patchouli Cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854742 What a qt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 12:36:31 2016 No.15854889 >>15854131 I think there was a Star Trek episode about this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 13:00:59 2016 No.15854953 >>15854529 I like pictures like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:00:44 2016 No.15855149 File: 2.16 MB, 1280x1024, 1463418849272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:03:41 2016 No.15855161

>>15807346
Finally a Patchy thread that doesn't feature fat Patchy. Now we just need to work on your faggots and your obsession with the fact she's filthy.

Theres no reason to believe she doesn't bathe or keep herself clean. If anything, her obsession for keeping the library clean and tidy should mean she has OCD or some other mental condition that makes her want to keep herself clean as well.

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:10:15 2016 No.15855183
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>>15853336
>She would be SO embarrassed that the boy she has a crush on is seeing her naked in the tub!
Why would such a pretty girl have a crush on a smelly weeaboo like you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:12:15 2016 No.15855189 >>15855183 Because she saw that you were the alternative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 14:27:12 2016 No.15855238 File: 328 KB, 1024x768, 1538a650[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli, uh!

Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:24:33 2016 No.15855909
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>>15855183
Patchy is lonely, has very low standards because she is desperate, and she thinks I'm cute!

And since I've seen her naked, she needs to see me naked to even it out! She's going to nervously, awkwardly ask me for sex, and I will accept! I'm going to cum inside The Patch! We will take each other's virginities!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:31:04 2016 No.15855932 File: 10 KB, 360x336, patchouli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15807346 If you try to Google "patchouli", it gives a bunch of suggestions for how to make her smell better!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 17:36:52 2016 No.15855958 >>15855932 It's just not possible, though! She can clean and spray perfume on herself as much as she wants, but her natural stinkiness will always be present! You can smell Patchy's feet and armpits from anywhere in the room!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:04:43 2016 No.15856636 File: 163 KB, 597x568, 2012y09m17d_030158309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855909 Kill urself my man

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:06:52 2016 No.15856644 File: 46 KB, 600x687, patchy reading.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856636 You're jealous because Patchouli is my girlfriend!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:12:57 2016 No.15856661 >>15856644 That's not patchouli! That's a whore cosplaying as her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 21:49:49 2016 No.15856829 But she works as a librarian, which definitely counts as employment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:50:31 2016 No.15857090 >>15856829 All she does is schlick to romance novels and fujoshit all day! That hardly counts as a job!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 22:57:56 2016 No.15857124 >>15856829 Nobody on this stupid fucking board actually knows what NEET really means.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:17:55 2016 No.15857232 File: 8 KB, 142x99, 1449975618873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856644 ooopps~ i also fell down~ and i face planted this soft bouncy purple butt!~ snnniiiffffff mmmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:51:00 2016 No.15857321 >>15857124 they do, it's just a whole another level of delusion

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:55:51 2016 No.15857331 >>15855183 Trusty Ale to say something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 23:57:20 2016 No.15857335 >>15855183 Trust Alice to say something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 07:25:24 2016 No.15858939 File: 1.52 MB, 3507x2480, i've seen this image 45 times and i can't fucking not save it at this point fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah. I'm home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 18:32:15 2016 No.15865717 File: 310 B, 91x13, en-bitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thumping this thread until I get yelled at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:41:21 2016 No.15868223 File: 414 KB, 849x849, Patchy Hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15858939 A hug from Patchouli would be the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:34:39 2016 No.15869560 >>15868223 If Patchy hugged you, she might seem shy at first, but she would never let go! Hugs with Patchy last 10 minutes at least!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 08:56:14 2016 No.15872496 File: 2.05 MB, 1753x2480, 1360040046723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869560 I want it ;-;

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 10:42:10 2016 No.15872762 File: 77 KB, 552x510, she sees your dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never bully patchy by pushing her book up into her face while you sit at the table together

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 05:14:15 2016 No.15880187 File: 84 KB, 643x900, 03843442523981178386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy sucks, best magician coming through.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 05:22:42 2016 No.15880213 >>15880187 Alice pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 06:10:12 2016 No.15880339 >>15880187 I don't like the Reisen recolor....

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 09:15:46 2016 No.15880713 >>15855161 I'd prefer it if she had a smelly NEET pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 23:33:41 2016 No.15887067 >>15872762 Why would you bully her? She could kill you in a few seconds. Man, jpsies are such bullies.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 01:04:15 2016 No.15887306
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It would be cute if Patchy got into an accident, and I had to bathe her! She would be mortified that her boy friend is going to be seeing her naked and washing her, but she would let me do it anyway, because she wouldn't want to tell me that she's uncomfortable and hurt my feelings!

It would be so cute to see Patchy very slowly undress, shaking with embarrassment as I'm about to see every bare inch of her pale body! She would clamp her hands over her breasts and vagina at first, but she'd have no choice but to expose herself as I clean her. Eventually, she would enjoy my baths and be comfortable around me, and we would really bond.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 00:48:28 2016 No.15894989 File: 657 KB, 1014x644, 1473344667474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15887306 I feel like I just read pic related

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 02:10:33 2016 No.15895259 >>15809563 can confirm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:18:39 2016 No.15898245 >>15887067 More like jpsies are such retards. ahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 13:30:06 2016 No.15906178 >>15894989 Livin the dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 2 01:45:50 2016 No.15912787 File: 96 KB, 420x248, 1447677340933.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15887306 Original pic please! I want to see her cute pink nipples!

Anonymous Sun Oct 2 01:50:28 2016 No.15912799

>>15887306
Just be aware that you're going to embarrass Patchy VERY much by clicking this link! You will know what her cute pink nipples look like, and she will never be able to take that nipple knowledge away from you!

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1846363

I want to see someone draw >>15887306
!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 2 01:51:37 2016 No.15912806 File: 347 KB, 539x750, I want to cum in Patchouli!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15912799 Oops! I mean to quote >>15912787 !

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 2 01:59:01 2016 No.15912830 >>15894989 arigato senpai

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 2 06:01:02 2016 No.15913295 >>15912799 Nippouli Knowledge

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 2 06:08:26 2016 No.15913310 >>15856829 I don't think the SDM library is public

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 2 22:20:32 2016 No.15916191 File: 174 KB, 600x800, 1462583360427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >turn a corner >see this on a building wat do

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 3 01:07:30 2016 No.15916734 >>15916191 cum on it

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