/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I heard Remi wasn't a virgin. Can anyone prove/disprove this.

If she isn't I'm probably dropping the game.

[Anonymous No.]

she's over 700 years old

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

I heard we had this thread half a day ago.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1578517
In /a/ half an hour ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578517
Are you a virgin, Remilia Scarlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578516
200 years ahead of yourself there.

[Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg No.]

She MAY be a virgin because:
1_ There are no men in Gensokyo. Rinnosuke doesn't count.
2_ Meirin/Patchouli/Sakuya intercept whoever enters the SDM.

She MAY NOT be a virgin, ecause:
1_ She came from the world outside the barrier, where there are men.
2_ She is 400 years old. Girls sometimes get bored, you know.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1576247

[Anonymous No.]

do lesbian sex count as losing virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578516

... wat?
She's ~500 in recent history. Somewhat above that since Touhou apparently has a year or two between games.

Makes me wonder if Flandre's final spellcard has advanced in years any.
Ripples of 499 Years?

[Anonymous No.]

She's canonically getting it on with Sakuya. Whether or not there's been penetration is unclear though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578556
Ripples of 495 Years.

Flan was 495 years old in EoSD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578546
Oh that topic was probably made for the hell of it.

This one was due to the new /a/ (forced?) meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578549
underageb&

[レミリア・スカーレット !6RiKE7HNZ6 No.]

Remi is not a virgin because I said so. That makes it a fact.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1578572
Get out of here, you un-virgin! lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578556
She already got over her long imprisonment, so she doesn't use that spellcard anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578568
>>1578556

Nobody has actually beaten Ｑ.Ｅ.Ｄ.「Ripples of 495 Years」[.spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578571
Fuck...do agree.

[Anonymous No.]

Contrary to the image women like to make you believe, many girls can't wait to be boned by twenty something guys.

Ask any girl IRL that's 18+ if she's a virgin.
99% of the time if they say yes they're either lying out their ass or they're a lesbian.

Remilia is hundreds of years old.
Figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578568

Yeah so I was wondering how the spellcard would've advanced in Mountain of Faith or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578584
She also has the body and mindset of a 10 year old. Doesn't really apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578584
Why are girls so anxious to lose their virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

Flan is 500 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578584
Do you mean 20 year old guys or 20 guys?

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1578606
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578585
Bollocks, I didn't read is correctly.

But I'd imagine it would still be "Ripples of 495 Years".

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1578594
Low self-esteem plus peer pressure.

[Choja !fy.n4oySK6 No.]

>>1578584
What would YOU prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578591
>She also has the body and mindset of a 10 year old.

That never stopped me from fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578609

What, she run out of years for her ripples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578594
Why are guys so anxious to lose their virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578634
because they are horny? that's a pretty obvious question, anonymous.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578634
Genetic imperative

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1578649
ಥ_ಥ

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1578649
Huh, I didn't think there would be niggars in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578649

MORE...wait have i seen this before?

RS anyway please

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578629
What does it matter anyway? You're just going to refer to it as Q.E.D anyway.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>1578657
http://rapidshare.com/files/120566117/_takaku-ya__extend_party.zip

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1578661

>Huh, I didn't think there'd be niggars in the White House!

Niggars: expect them everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578649

Remi loev nigger cock?

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1578710
I voted for that there niggar, bro. So that's hardly unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578656
If that was the case, gay guys wouldn't be as anxious. But they are.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1578750

So did I!

Actually, I didn't. The epic failure that happened last year soured me off voting. But I was hoping he'd win just to see the RAGE and tears from the conservative whites on 4chan/in America in general.

I was not wrong. Obama successfully trolled the Left by getting himself President-Elect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578649
Most awesome position ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578784
>epic failure
Fuck off, underage ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578649
I know I've seen this before, but lost it. Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578825

This. >>1578668

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578668
Tell me there's more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578899

Afraid so....

[Anonymous No.]

She regularly fucks with Reimu and Sakuya, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578668
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Only cock can take away virginity. Is there any Sakuya x Remi fisting doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579315
in before doyora

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579315
BRO FISTING

[Anonymous No.]

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Post this if you want to fist Remilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579349
...

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any Livejournal roleplaying communities where I could roleplay a yuri-ing Remi-chan with my Sakuya? Honestly, I looked o_o and I couldn't find any? tl;dr - TOUHOU RPG WHAR?!!

[Anonymous No.]

bumpies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579349
hahahhahaa

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1579349

Just do it here.

Also, Remilia is not a virgin. This is canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579902
ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579902
Want to roleplay with me, ZUN-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579924
NO GET OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578591
>body of 10 year old
Yes.
>mindset
lolno

[Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg No.]

>>1579902
>Remilia is not a virgin. This is canon.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1579902
Eh?!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579902
Did you fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1579942
A vampire virgin with datass? Not likely!

>>1579948
Sadly, American ZUN is canon virgin, and probably will be for a long long time. I don't know about Japanese ZUN, though. I'm sure he gets all sorts of action at his Touhou conventions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579930
>mindset
>lolno
lolyes

From EoSD: Although she has been alive for 500 years, her personality is that of a selfish child.

From IaMP: Her personality is somewhat childish, and she's got maids who are basically at her beck and call,
so she can be as egotistical as she wants. She's immensely powerful, so she can really kick up a fuss.

IN Manual: A vampire who resides in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She can manipulate fate. She has apparently lived for over 500 years. Considering how long she has lived, she acts rather childishly.

IN: She is very childish even though she has been alive for more than 500 years.

SWR: Personality: haughty and terrible. Still, she's just a kid who hasn't grown up.

[Anonymous No.]

But, does she eat menstruation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1580012
No one would, that shit is nasty.

[Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg No.]

>>1580012
Would you eat your own shit? It's mostly what you ate.

>>1579994
People kind of get turned off when they realize the price for tapping dat ass is your life.
Obviously, they don't know about us.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia is a virgin, so stop asking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578505
FFFFFFFFF I just lost
also,
>>1578556
that's surprisingly hot

[Marisa No.]

<<1580012 yes..she does..when she stayed one night at the Hakurei shrine she drank Reimu .. do not have the name of the doujin now.

[レミリア・スカーレット !6RiKE7HNZ6 No.]

>>1580012
Yes she does. I would post a page of that one doujin where she licks Reimu's menstrual juices and proceeds to eat her out, but I do not have it anymore.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

The question is am I a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1580443

Considering you pretend being a female on 4chan the chances are very likely.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1580443

Are sexy vamps ever virgins?

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1580455
>>pretend being a female
ಥ_ಥ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1580484
pics or you are a homo

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1580498
She is a homo though.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1580493

So ronery then? At least you're not a NEET like most of us.

I'm sure you have had some experience, though. Hopefully lesbian experiences that you are willing to share in fine detail in this thread.

[Simon Belmont !xR9IU5LRKc No.]

>>1580493
At last monster! Prepare to be defeated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1580541
If you want femanon lesbian stories just lurk /u/, they post some there occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1580648

More like...
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

[Simon Belmont !xR9IU5LRKc No.]

>>1580672
Showoff.

Just because you got the fancy speech does not make you the better vampire slayer!

[Richter Belmont !K3LuUBl/mc No.]

>>1580693

No, my superior SKILLS make me the better Vampire Slayer.

Go back home, Grandpa. You're time's over.

[Alucard No.]

Honestly.
You people.
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Reporting this whole fucking RP thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1580750

Fuck you, this thread is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578584
Hi athens

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Castlevania Bloody Tears rap is now playing in your head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzVsR6FMS2I

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578584
>twenty something guys.
At once?

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>1580535
That's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, faggots. Remember me? Yeah, I'm that one boss before Dracula that's even harder than he is. I've been taking it easy on you guys for the past few game, I mean, with looks like yours, it's impossible to take you seriously, but you know what, faghags?

I SEE IT. I SEE YOUR DEATH.

[Alucard No.]

>>1581137

Did you take it particularly easy on me because I'm your nephew?

You're not very fair, Uncle D. How can I prove I'm better than the Belmonts if I can't beat you full out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1579341
Is it wrong of me to lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581137
YOU
FUCK YOU
I FUCKING HATE YOU
HAVE A TASTE OF MY FUCKING WHIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>1578535
There are plenty of men in Gensokyo. But they cannot be swayed by her demonic charms, for they are strong in body and will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581153

Shaft's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581182

Every male in Gensokyo has Charisma 20+

[spoiler[Except Kourin[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581182

Every male in Gensokyo has Charisma 20+

Except Kourin

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581153

Shaft's fault.

Now excuse me while I plot the death of the Hakuba child. Oh, the Dark Lord is in for quite a load. Well, the Dark Lord often gets that way... He always needs a little... Insperation every now and then. It's my duty to give it to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581223
>[spoiler[Except Kourin[/spoiler]
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581226

You saw nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm...

Is Alucard Remilia's Cousin?

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

>>1581254

Half-great-uncle.

I've been keeping track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581273
Oh hey! It's that guy!

It's that pompous asshole who keeps stealing all the meat from the butchers and been putting them in his walls!

HEY LET'S KICK HIS ASS!

[Death No.]

>>1581273

Oh, by the way, Master, it was this man who convinced the humans to burn Lisa on the stake. You should start by killing him. And then his family. And you can continue with the rest of the vermin. Murder every human in the entire dimension. Every man and women, every boy and every girl. Swallow up the air and earth, mutilate the worms. Kill the messenger who begs for us to consider terms! Build a monument to nonexistence! Destroy, destroy, destroy!

You should begin immediately! You know it's a good idea. Have I ever told you to do anything that you shouldn't? I mean, it's only because of me that the three stones are yours in the first place, so the least you could do is cover the entire world in unending darkness, right?

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

>>1581340

You told me that a great many centuries ago my friend, and I've been working hard at it.

Cursed Belmonts get in my way, remember?
Or do you forget when they happen to drag YOU to the depths as well?

>>1581307

Don't you mock my hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581354
The only reason the belmonts bother you is because they can't make a decent sandwich, what with you stealing all the damned meat within a 10,000 mile radius.

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

>>1581407

ALL LUNCHEON MEATS ARE MINE BY DIVINE RIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581419
OH GOD DAMNIT I WAS GONA EAT THAT

[Death No.]

>>1581419
>>1581354

I'd kill them for sure if something always didn't get in my way! I could have killed them right when they began if you hadn't instructed me not to behind the scenes since you didn't think they'd be a bother! Now look at my... Our plans! The Devil Forgemaster system had to be abandoned due to traitors, Shaft tried to copy how I reflected the castle but he fucked up and drained the Creature of Chaos's power, and interlopers like that disgusting artist can take over whenever there's enough troubled souls about! But that's not the worst of it! You begin the genocides far too late for any of them to be effective! It's a disgrace! I mean, maybe if you told the minions to clean the castle up once in awhile so as to remove the meat in the walls and the conveniently placed supernatural weapons, then maybe we'd be able to set the world ablaze like I… We‘ve always dreamed!

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

>>1581422

YOUUUUUUUU GEEEEEEEEEEET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

This thread

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

>>1581431

It's not MY fault my castle is littered with magical weaponry which I myself happen to be susceptible to.

... It just.. happens. It feels natural. Shut up. You can't judge me! I WILL KILL YOU AS I WILL KILL EVERYTHING!

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

Besides, YOU were the one who dumped Alucard's junk everywhere instead of just killing him on the spot after taking it. What was with THAT, hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

CASTLEVANIA
BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

[Anonymous No.]

Question for Dracula:

WHY ARE YOU LIKE 10 FEET TALL JESUS CHRIST

[ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI No.]

>>1581505
What is a giant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581505
He's the motherfucking Batman inversed!

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

>>1581505
>>1581513

Would you believe me if I were to tell you the Belmonts were a line of midgets?
... No?

Alright then. I wanted to be imposing.
Also I had to be large to change into that demon-thing after that fight.

[ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI No.]

>>1581521
I was hoping for something along the lines of 'a miserable pile of x'

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581521
The midget explanation makes everything else make sense

[Death No.]

>>1581451
>>1581463

Again, it was Shaft who said that you didn't want to kill him, and since you put HIM in charge instead of me... I guess you wanted Succubus to manipulate him, or maybe he just wanted extra credit, but she failed miserably! And now you threaten to kill me? My ressurections are an infinitum faster than yours, and I need no assistance in them! Peh. I don't even know why I chose you sometimes...

Well, whatever. We're still alive, aren't we? The Belmonts have been winning minor battles, but we'll win the war! So... while you're still around, maybe you should enjoy your life... Hey, Drac, bud, you wouldn't happen to like ecplises, would you?

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

>>1581527

Giants aren't that miserable.
They're more of an enjoyable (LARGE) pile of booze and partying.
You should try it some time, before I kill you.

>>1581533

Actually, Shaft just shafted you. I don't quite know what he was doing. Alucard slew him right before I was fully resurrected. Miserable little spawn.
And though your resurrections may trump mine; your power does not.

... Solar or Lunar?
You know I have trouble with the sun.

[Vladimir Draculea Tepes III "The Impaler" No.]

Oh to hell with it.
I'm going to bed.
Lock the gates so no Belmonts get in during the day, alright?

[Death No.]

>>1581549

DON'T TRUST HIM LORD DRACULA! HE KNOWS THE BELMONTS ARE PLA-

[Death No.]

>>1581607

You’re an eyesore, Shaft. Cease your foolishness.

Well, anyway, it’s a special kind of eclipse…

[Death No.]

The kind where you die permanently and I get a fine selection of heirs to carry on your legacy.

Oops, guess I told you a little too late. You're already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1581616
i'll just leave this here

[Anonymous of the Confederacy !6WLOYpwYgg No.]

>>1578594
Because... shocking surprise, girls have sex drives too!

[Death No.]

Now then, let's begin again, shall we...?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1581616