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1578505 No.1578505 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I heard Remi wasn't a virgin. Can anyone prove/disprove this.

If she isn't I'm probably dropping the game.

>> No.1578516

she's over 700 years old

>> No.1578517
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1578517

I heard we had this thread half a day ago.

>> No.1578524

>>1578517
Are you a virgin, Remilia Scarlet?

>> No.1578526

>>1578516
200 years ahead of yourself there.

>> No.1578528

>>1578517
In /a/ half an hour ago

>> No.1578535

She MAY be a virgin because:
1_ There are no men in Gensokyo. Rinnosuke doesn't count.
2_ Meirin/Patchouli/Sakuya intercept whoever enters the SDM.

She MAY NOT be a virgin, ecause:
1_ She came from the world outside the barrier, where there are men.
2_ She is 400 years old. Girls sometimes get bored, you know.

>> No.1578546

>>1576247

>> No.1578549

do lesbian sex count as losing virginity

>> No.1578556
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>>1578516

... wat?
She's ~500 in recent history. Somewhat above that since Touhou apparently has a year or two between games.

Makes me wonder if Flandre's final spellcard has advanced in years any.
Ripples of 499 Years?

>> No.1578558

She's canonically getting it on with Sakuya. Whether or not there's been penetration is unclear though.

>> No.1578568

>>1578556
Ripples of 495 Years.

Flan was 495 years old in EoSD.

>> No.1578570

>>1578546
Oh that topic was probably made for the hell of it.

This one was due to the new /a/ (forced?) meme.

>> No.1578571

>>1578549
underageb&

>> No.1578572

Remi is not a virgin because I said so. That makes it a fact.

>> No.1578576

>>1578572
Get out of here, you un-virgin! lol

>> No.1578578

>>1578556
She already got over her long imprisonment, so she doesn't use that spellcard anymore.

>> No.1578579

>>1578568
>>1578556

Nobody has actually beaten Q.E.D.「Ripples of 495 Years」[.spoiler]

>> No.1578580

>>1578571
Fuck...do agree.

>> No.1578584

Contrary to the image women like to make you believe, many girls can't wait to be boned by twenty something guys.

Ask any girl IRL that's 18+ if she's a virgin.
99% of the time if they say yes they're either lying out their ass or they're a lesbian.

Remilia is hundreds of years old.
Figure it out.

>> No.1578585

>>1578568

Yeah so I was wondering how the spellcard would've advanced in Mountain of Faith or something.

>> No.1578591

>>1578584
She also has the body and mindset of a 10 year old. Doesn't really apply.

>> No.1578594

>>1578584
Why are girls so anxious to lose their virginity?

>> No.1578600

Flan is 500 years old

>> No.1578606

>>1578584
Do you mean 20 year old guys or 20 guys?

>> No.1578607

>>1578606
Both.

>> No.1578609

>>1578585
Bollocks, I didn't read is correctly.

But I'd imagine it would still be "Ripples of 495 Years".

>> No.1578616

>>1578594
Low self-esteem plus peer pressure.

>> No.1578619

>>1578584
What would YOU prefer?

>> No.1578624

>>1578591
>She also has the body and mindset of a 10 year old.

That never stopped me from fapping.

>> No.1578629

>>1578609

What, she run out of years for her ripples?

>> No.1578634

>>1578594
Why are guys so anxious to lose their virginity?

>> No.1578637

>>1578634
because they are horny? that's a pretty obvious question, anonymous.

>> No.1578649
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1578649

Enough.

>> No.1578656

>>1578634
Genetic imperative

>> No.1578657

>>1578649

MORE...wait have i seen this before?

RS anyway please

>> No.1578658

>>1578629
What does it matter anyway? You're just going to refer to it as Q.E.D anyway.

>> No.1578660

>>1578649
ಥ_ಥ

>> No.1578661

>>1578649
Huh, I didn't think there would be niggars in Gensokyo.

>> No.1578668

>>1578657
http://rapidshare.com/files/120566117/_takaku-ya__extend_party.zip

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>>1578661

>Huh, I didn't think there'd be niggars in the White House!

Niggars: expect them everywhere!

>> No.1578728

>>1578649

Remi loev nigger cock?

>> No.1578750

>>1578710
I voted for that there niggar, bro. So that's hardly unexpected.

>> No.1578759

>>1578656
If that was the case, gay guys wouldn't be as anxious. But they are.

>> No.1578784

>>1578750

So did I!

Actually, I didn't. The epic failure that happened last year soured me off voting. But I was hoping he'd win just to see the RAGE and tears from the conservative whites on 4chan/in America in general.

I was not wrong. Obama successfully trolled the Left by getting himself President-Elect.

>> No.1578785

>>1578649
Most awesome position ever.

>> No.1578792

>>1578784
>epic failure
Fuck off, underage ban.

>> No.1578825

>>1578649
I know I've seen this before, but lost it. Source?

>> No.1578846

>>1578825

This. >>1578668

>> No.1578899

>>1578668
Tell me there's more than that.

>> No.1578985

>>1578899

Afraid so....

>> No.1579008

She regularly fucks with Reimu and Sakuya, so no.

>> No.1579309

>>1578668
thanks

>> No.1579315

Only cock can take away virginity. Is there any Sakuya x Remi fisting doujins?

>> No.1579324

>>1579315
in before doyora

>> No.1579340

>>1579315
BRO FISTING

>> No.1579341

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Post this if you want to fist Remilia

>> No.1579349

Is there any Livejournal roleplaying communities where I could roleplay a yuri-ing Remi-chan with my Sakuya? Honestly, I looked o_o and I couldn't find any? tl;dr - TOUHOU RPG WHAR?!!

>> No.1579352

>>1579349
...

>> No.1579363

bumpies!

>> No.1579371

>>1579349
hahahhahaa

>> No.1579902

>>1579349

Just do it here.

Also, Remilia is not a virgin. This is canon.

>> No.1579922

>>1579902
ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

>> No.1579924

>>1579902
Want to roleplay with me, ZUN-kun?

>> No.1579925

>>1579924
NO GET OUT

>> No.1579930

>>1578591
>body of 10 year old
Yes.
>mindset
lolno

>> No.1579934
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>>1579902
>Remilia is not a virgin. This is canon.

>> No.1579942

>>1579902
Eh?!!

>> No.1579948

>>1579902
Did you fuck her?

>> No.1579971
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>> No.1579994

>>1579942
A vampire virgin with datass? Not likely!

>>1579948
Sadly, American ZUN is canon virgin, and probably will be for a long long time. I don't know about Japanese ZUN, though. I'm sure he gets all sorts of action at his Touhou conventions.

>> No.1579998

>>1579930
>mindset
>lolno
lolyes

From EoSD: Although she has been alive for 500 years, her personality is that of a selfish child.

From IaMP: Her personality is somewhat childish, and she's got maids who are basically at her beck and call,
so she can be as egotistical as she wants. She's immensely powerful, so she can really kick up a fuss.

IN Manual: A vampire who resides in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She can manipulate fate. She has apparently lived for over 500 years. Considering how long she has lived, she acts rather childishly.

IN: She is very childish even though she has been alive for more than 500 years.

SWR: Personality: haughty and terrible. Still, she's just a kid who hasn't grown up.

>> No.1580012

But, does she eat menstruation?

>> No.1580028

>>1580012
No one would, that shit is nasty.

>> No.1580045

>>1580012
Would you eat your own shit? It's mostly what you ate.

>>1579994
People kind of get turned off when they realize the price for tapping dat ass is your life.
Obviously, they don't know about us.

>> No.1580051

Remilia is a virgin, so stop asking about it.

>> No.1580103

>>1578505
FFFFFFFFF I just lost
also,
>>1578556
that's surprisingly hot

>> No.1580420

<<1580012 yes..she does..when she stayed one night at the Hakurei shrine she drank Reimu .. do not have the name of the doujin now.

>> No.1580436

>>1580012
Yes she does. I would post a page of that one doujin where she licks Reimu's menstrual juices and proceeds to eat her out, but I do not have it anymore.

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1580443

The question is am I a virgin?

>> No.1580455

>>1580443

Considering you pretend being a female on 4chan the chances are very likely.

>> No.1580470

>>1580443

Are sexy vamps ever virgins?

>> No.1580484

>>1580455
>>pretend being a female
ಥ_ಥ

>> No.1580493

>>1580470
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>> No.1580498

>>1580484
pics or you are a homo

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>>1580498
She is a homo though.

>> No.1580541

>>1580493

So ronery then? At least you're not a NEET like most of us.

I'm sure you have had some experience, though. Hopefully lesbian experiences that you are willing to share in fine detail in this thread.

>> No.1580648
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1580648

>>1580493
At last monster! Prepare to be defeated!

>> No.1580669

>>1580541
If you want femanon lesbian stories just lurk /u/, they post some there occasionally.

>> No.1580672
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1580672

>>1580648

More like...
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>> No.1580693
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>>1580672
Showoff.

Just because you got the fancy speech does not make you the better vampire slayer!

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>>1580693

No, my superior SKILLS make me the better Vampire Slayer.

Go back home, Grandpa. You're time's over.

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1580739

Honestly.
You people.
Jesus Christ.

>> No.1580750

Reporting this whole fucking RP thread

>> No.1580762

>>1580750

Fuck you, this thread is great.

>> No.1580813

>>1578584
Hi athens

>> No.1580826
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1580826

Castlevania Bloody Tears rap is now playing in your head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzVsR6FMS2I

>> No.1580859

>>1578584
>twenty something guys.
At once?

>> No.1580895

>>1580535
That's not me.

>> No.1581137
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1581137

Hello, faggots. Remember me? Yeah, I'm that one boss before Dracula that's even harder than he is. I've been taking it easy on you guys for the past few game, I mean, with looks like yours, it's impossible to take you seriously, but you know what, faghags?

I SEE IT. I SEE YOUR DEATH.

>> No.1581153
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>>1581137

Did you take it particularly easy on me because I'm your nephew?

You're not very fair, Uncle D. How can I prove I'm better than the Belmonts if I can't beat you full out?

>> No.1581159

>>1579341
Is it wrong of me to lol?

>> No.1581163

>>1581137
YOU
FUCK YOU
I FUCKING HATE YOU
HAVE A TASTE OF MY FUCKING WHIP

>> No.1581182

>>1578535
There are plenty of men in Gensokyo. But they cannot be swayed by her demonic charms, for they are strong in body and will.

>> No.1581187
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>>1581153

Shaft's fault.

>> No.1581223

>>1581182

Every male in Gensokyo has Charisma 20+

[spoiler[Except Kourin[/spoiler]

>> No.1581225

>>1581182

Every male in Gensokyo has Charisma 20+

Except Kourin

>> No.1581226

>>1581223
>[spoiler[Except Kourin[/spoiler]
lol

>> No.1581227
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>>1581153

Shaft's fault.

Now excuse me while I plot the death of the Hakuba child. Oh, the Dark Lord is in for quite a load. Well, the Dark Lord often gets that way... He always needs a little... Insperation every now and then. It's my duty to give it to him.

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>>1581226

You saw nothing.

>> No.1581254

Hmmm...

Is Alucard Remilia's Cousin?

>> No.1581273
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>>1581254

Half-great-uncle.

I've been keeping track.

>> No.1581307

>>1581273
Oh hey! It's that guy!

It's that pompous asshole who keeps stealing all the meat from the butchers and been putting them in his walls!

HEY LET'S KICK HIS ASS!

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>>1581273

Oh, by the way, Master, it was this man who convinced the humans to burn Lisa on the stake. You should start by killing him. And then his family. And you can continue with the rest of the vermin. Murder every human in the entire dimension. Every man and women, every boy and every girl. Swallow up the air and earth, mutilate the worms. Kill the messenger who begs for us to consider terms! Build a monument to nonexistence! Destroy, destroy, destroy!

You should begin immediately! You know it's a good idea. Have I ever told you to do anything that you shouldn't? I mean, it's only because of me that the three stones are yours in the first place, so the least you could do is cover the entire world in unending darkness, right?

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>>1581340

You told me that a great many centuries ago my friend, and I've been working hard at it.

Cursed Belmonts get in my way, remember?
Or do you forget when they happen to drag YOU to the depths as well?

>>1581307

Don't you mock my hobbies.

>> No.1581407

>>1581354
The only reason the belmonts bother you is because they can't make a decent sandwich, what with you stealing all the damned meat within a 10,000 mile radius.

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>>1581407

ALL LUNCHEON MEATS ARE MINE BY DIVINE RIGHT!

>> No.1581422

>>1581419
OH GOD DAMNIT I WAS GONA EAT THAT

>> No.1581431
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>>1581419
>>1581354

I'd kill them for sure if something always didn't get in my way! I could have killed them right when they began if you hadn't instructed me not to behind the scenes since you didn't think they'd be a bother! Now look at my... Our plans! The Devil Forgemaster system had to be abandoned due to traitors, Shaft tried to copy how I reflected the castle but he fucked up and drained the Creature of Chaos's power, and interlopers like that disgusting artist can take over whenever there's enough troubled souls about! But that's not the worst of it! You begin the genocides far too late for any of them to be effective! It's a disgrace! I mean, maybe if you told the minions to clean the castle up once in awhile so as to remove the meat in the walls and the conveniently placed supernatural weapons, then maybe we'd be able to set the world ablaze like I… We‘ve always dreamed!

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>>1581422

YOUUUUUUUU GEEEEEEEEEEET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

>> No.1581450
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1581450

This thread

>> No.1581451
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>>1581431

It's not MY fault my castle is littered with magical weaponry which I myself happen to be susceptible to.

... It just.. happens. It feels natural. Shut up. You can't judge me! I WILL KILL YOU AS I WILL KILL EVERYTHING!

>> No.1581463
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1581463

Besides, YOU were the one who dumped Alucard's junk everywhere instead of just killing him on the spot after taking it. What was with THAT, hmm?

>> No.1581493
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CASTLEVANIA
BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

>> No.1581505
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1581505

Question for Dracula:

WHY ARE YOU LIKE 10 FEET TALL JESUS CHRIST

>> No.1581513

>>1581505
What is a giant?

>> No.1581519

>>1581505
He's the motherfucking Batman inversed!

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>>1581505
>>1581513

Would you believe me if I were to tell you the Belmonts were a line of midgets?
... No?

Alright then. I wanted to be imposing.
Also I had to be large to change into that demon-thing after that fight.

>> No.1581527

>>1581521
I was hoping for something along the lines of 'a miserable pile of x'

>> No.1581533
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>>1581451
>>1581463

Again, it was Shaft who said that you didn't want to kill him, and since you put HIM in charge instead of me... I guess you wanted Succubus to manipulate him, or maybe he just wanted extra credit, but she failed miserably! And now you threaten to kill me? My ressurections are an infinitum faster than yours, and I need no assistance in them! Peh. I don't even know why I chose you sometimes...

Well, whatever. We're still alive, aren't we? The Belmonts have been winning minor battles, but we'll win the war! So... while you're still around, maybe you should enjoy your life... Hey, Drac, bud, you wouldn't happen to like ecplises, would you?

>> No.1581534

>>1581521
The midget explanation makes everything else make sense

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>>1581527

Giants aren't that miserable.
They're more of an enjoyable (LARGE) pile of booze and partying.
You should try it some time, before I kill you.

>>1581533

Actually, Shaft just shafted you. I don't quite know what he was doing. Alucard slew him right before I was fully resurrected. Miserable little spawn.
And though your resurrections may trump mine; your power does not.

... Solar or Lunar?
You know I have trouble with the sun.

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1581581

Oh to hell with it.
I'm going to bed.
Lock the gates so no Belmonts get in during the day, alright?

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>>1581549

DON'T TRUST HIM LORD DRACULA! HE KNOWS THE BELMONTS ARE PLA-

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>>1581607

You’re an eyesore, Shaft. Cease your foolishness.

Well, anyway, it’s a special kind of eclipse…

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1581616

The kind where you die permanently and I get a fine selection of heirs to carry on your legacy.

Oops, guess I told you a little too late. You're already dead.

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>>1581616
i'll just leave this here

>> No.1581632

>>1578594
Because... shocking surprise, girls have sex drives too!

>> No.1581636

Now then, let's begin again, shall we...?

>> No.1582479

.

>> No.1582521
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>>1581616

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