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Don't forget to say it this month

>> No.15762170

Don't tell me what to do you dumb hare.

>> No.15762183

>>15762144
it

>> No.15762246
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>> No.15762261

>>15762144
Tewi a shit!

>> No.15762263

>>15762144
Thanks for reminding me, but what do I need to say again?

>> No.15762277

>>15762263
You need to say rabbit rabbit rabbit, that's right, it's THREE times

>> No.15762278
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>>15762263
Say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" or "white rabbits" the moment you wake up on the first for good luck

>> No.15762295

>>15762277
Woah there, I've been saying "bunny bunny".

>> No.15762351

>>15762261
Take that back right now!

>> No.15762400
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>> No.15762695

>>15762295
No wonder your luck has been SHIT.

>> No.15762745

>>15762351
A SHIT!!!

>> No.15762751

I make my own luck.

>> No.15762762

>>15762745
Tewi is NOT a shit! Please stop saying that!

>> No.15762777

>>15762144
I have messed it up for the whole year, I simply cant

>> No.15762779 [DELETED] 

>>15762777
>777
Ahem.

>> No.15762807
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15762807

Can I make it two months in a row? Let's hope so.

>> No.15762818

Something about fucking the rabbit?

>> No.15762847
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15762847

How does the jay remember? I always wake up to get a bagel and take it easy before realising I've spoken aloud to myself without remembering.

>> No.15762865

>>15762847
By stressing about it really hard the night before. Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night mumbling "r-rabbit... rabbit" before going back to bed. Then I say it again in the morning, more clearly, just to make sure.

You could do is plaster your walls and door with "REMEMBER" reminders.

>> No.15762900

>>15762847
The last two months I had dreams involving Reisen on the 30th and 31st.
In general I wake up either 2 hours earlier than my brothers or after they've already left so if I don't remember this thread will remind me before I say anything.

>> No.15762902

>>15762865
Perhaps putting my music stand next to my bed with an A3 paper note on it'll work,
it'd be within my vision for a large chunk of time while getting to sleep.

>> No.15762959

>>15762902
Change your daily routine and make checking the jay the first thing you do in the morning.

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Say whaaaat.

>> No.15762978

>>15762959
I'll make sure to do this too, thanks friend, hopefully I'll be able to appease Tewi now.

>> No.15762988

>>15762278
fuck OFF reisen

>> No.15763055

>>15762278
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>> No.15763165

>>15763055
Is this how Tewi is going to arm her army of rabbits?

>> No.15764208

What video games would Tewi play?

>> No.15764219

ribbit ribbit, right?

>> No.15764345

mating press
mating press

>> No.15764414

>>15764208
All the shit ones, because SHE'S A SHIT!

>> No.15764420

This is about saying it loud, right?

My first thought can still be "Sanae is garbage" as long as my first words are rabbit, rabbit, do I have that correct?

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>>15764420
>My first thought can still be "Sanae is garbage"
I don't know why but this really tickled me
The idea of someone's first thoughts every morn being "Sanae is garbage", oh I am laffin
Whether or not your remember to say it aloud or not, I hope you have good fortune in September

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KILL DA WABBIT

>> No.15765297

Tewi is a prostitue.

>> No.15765319

>>15765297
She's as old as her profession you could say.

>> No.15767590

Remember, after you say rabbit rabbit rabbit, you can proceed to download the OpenBSD 6.0 release: it's happening on September 1 this time.

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these white rabbits are all mine now

>> No.15770696
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It throws me off when these threads are made this early as this is the only way I'm aware of the month changing. Please think of the hikis.

>> No.15771208

Where's the thread for the guy who can't stop himself from thinking about Tewi's marshmallow butthole?

>> No.15771296

>>15762278
This rabbit is made for punching in the belly, especially when she's pregnant!

>> No.15771306

>>15762278
Do I say usagi? or rabbit in my own language?

>> No.15771315

>>15762865
Anon, that's really cute.

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>>15762988

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>>15762762
Not him but: A SHIIIIIITT

>> No.15771457

>>15771441
LOL

>> No.15771460

If I say it at 12:00 AM precisely without sleep, does it still work?

>> No.15771475

>>15771441
No! I demand that you stop insulting my wife!

>> No.15771501

I'm quite certain that Tewi's blessing works. I said it for the first time this August correctly and the weather during my vacation in Japan was spectacular.

Thanks Tewi!

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>>15771501
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/28/asia/japan-typhoon-lionrock/

>> No.15771589

>>15771501
Typhoons delayed the Yamanote line for 4 hours while I was there. And then it stalled the Narita express an hour and half while we were on board. If you were there during the first half of August I think you hogged all of the good weather luck.

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>>15771475
A SHIIIIITTT
Also chances are she has multiple husbands for maximum genso-shekels

>> No.15772538

You're a day early but I appreciate it

>> No.15772718

>>15769980
That butt is made for eating out

>> No.15772737

>>15762144
you fucking piece of shit making these threads is MY job
also you were WAY TOO EARLY
if you are going to STEAL my RESPONSIBILITY as HABITANT of JAYP you are at least going to have to be ON TIME fucking IDIOT

>> No.15772738

Fuck! I forgot again!

I'll never have good luck.

>> No.15772749

>>15772738
Where the hell do you live that you just woke up on the 1st

>> No.15773166
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15773166

Does it work if I go to sleep after midnight?

>> No.15773193

>>15771460
No

>> No.15773312

>>15771460
I just did that exactly. Going to go for as soon as waking as well to be sure.

>> No.15773424

>>15771460
>>15773312
From what I've always known, it's the first thing you say after waking up on the 1st.
Anything before going to sleep doesn't matter either way.

>> No.15773460

>>15762261
Post the shit one.

>> No.15773875
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>>15762144

Do I say it first thing at 12:00 midnight or when I wake up?

Do I fuck up if I say things past midnight, but still say it first thing in the morning?

>> No.15773930

>>15773875
you useless piece of trash should read the thread

>> No.15774009

>>15773460
I have multiples of those, be more specific.

>> No.15774770

Wait, some have mentioned saying the word three times and others have said to say it twice. Which is correct? Does it matter?

I'm going to make an effort to finally do this without forgetting again, damn it.

>> No.15775051

Every time I wake up, every day for about 3 years I start with a FUCK. The luck is null.

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>>15774770
It's always been 2 times on /jp/.

>> No.15776311
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ribbit ribbit

>> No.15776328

I did it! I said it the first thing I got up!
I'm sure Tewi will grant me good luck right up until the end of the month!

>> No.15776681

>>15762144
I said it again this month, /jp/! Where's my free Tewi?

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>>15776681
Here she is, please take good care of her!

>> No.15776727

>>15776691
Are you trying to trick me?

>> No.15777059

Failed again.

>> No.15777172

>>15762847
The message on my alarm is "Rabbit."

>> No.15777435
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15777435

I forgot once again.

>> No.15777459

I remembered!

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>>15762847
By falling asleep snuggling a plush Earth rabbit on the eve of the new month. Never fails.

>> No.15777545

I don't know if I did it properly or not. I remembered too late, but then again I don't think I've uttered any other words today. どうしよう…

>> No.15777553

I did it!

>> No.15777562

Usagi!

>> No.15777595

I did it.

>> No.15777627

I fucked up

>> No.15777743

I had a very lewd dream involving Reisen again so I didn't forget!

>> No.15777867

>>15774770

This is a British/North American superstition, so say it in english. All of the following, and possibly more, are acceptable:

Rabbit Rabbit
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
White Rabbits
Rabbit Rabbit White Rabbit
Rabbits
White Rabbit Brown Rabbit

>> No.15777965

fugg

>> No.15777970

>>15777867
If it's a British/North American superstition, how is it /jp/?

>> No.15777977

I woke up at 12:45 said it then went back to sleep and said it again at 6 am. Not sure if doing it twice fucks it up or not.

>> No.15777983

>>15777970

Cause /jp adopted it and helped it live again, raise from the ashes of obscurity like a magnificent phoenix.

Except now, instead of little british lolis trying to say the words when they first wake up, we have otaku man children doing the same.

>> No.15777986

>>15777977
you fucked it up
enjoy your 4 final weeks of life

>> No.15777996

I always forget, always.
I don't want to chest by putting a reminder somewhere so I always forget.

>> No.15778010

>>15777977

You're fine. It's that one anon who said usagi that's really gonna suffer. Gonna turn into a little girl with rabbit ears by the end of the month.

>> No.15778030

>>15778010
I'm saying usagi next month!

>> No.15778031
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>>15762144
I want to MATING PRESS Tewi!

>> No.15778059

>>15778030

But it's awkward having 2 sets of ears. Your hearing becomes uncomfortably sensitive. The rabbit ears will be itched constantly by your hair. You will no longer be able to hold a job or stay in school. No one will recognize you and you'll probably end up as a pet for some /jp poster; living in their home, forced to do house work and other "duties" in exchange for room and board. None of your current clothing would fit anymore, and you'd be forced to get little girl clothes.

It's a terrible fate, man.

>> No.15778063

>>15762847
I set an alarm. A recording of myself telling me not to say anything but the rabbit rabbit rabbit and to not fuck it all up.

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>> No.15778067

I didn't do it when I sleepwalked to the bathroom and went back to sleep, but I said it when I woke up for real. Does that count or am I fugged?

>> No.15778071

>>15778067

You are fine. Only "Usagi" and references to black rabbits will result in divine punishment.

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>> No.15778325

I had to tie a scarf around my mouth and tie my legs up as tight as I could so the discomfort would make me remember when I woke up.
It was hard to sleep and the scarf fell off anyway but at least I didn't forget!
Have a good one /jp/!

>> No.15778401

>>15778325
wwhat
that's pretty lewd anon....

>> No.15778423

>>15777983
the wisdom of British loli has enriched the life of many otaku man children

>> No.15778864

I remembered, 2 months is a row now.

>>15762865
This time though I woke up twice in the night and said it. Then once more when I woke up.

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>>15778141
Tewi doesn't want to be sexualized but I'm going to do it anyway!

>> No.15778915

I FORGOT

FUCK

>> No.15778954

>>15778883
Post the one where she's wearing that bunny suit and is squatting

>> No.15778967

>>15778031
Tewi is for sexual, yes. But keep in mind the limits of her petite loli body.

Try other positions both could enjoy.

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I don't think I've ever remembered

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>>15778967
>Try other positions both could enjoy.
THE PRATING MESS

>> No.15779031

>>15762144
I said it this morning when I first woke up.

I stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, there was a fight on my train heading to work, and I made it right on time only to find out I was an hour late to a company meeting that was taking place before we opened doors.

I'm not feeling good.
And I just now realize I left my credit card at home so I have nothing to eat for lunch.

Thanks Tei

>> No.15779038

>>15779031

Did you say it right? Did you say usagi?

>> No.15779048
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>>15779031
ＮＰ！

>> No.15779069

>>15779031
Imagine how bad would things be if you hadn't said it!

>> No.15779383
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>>15762144
I'm going to masturbate to Tewi RIGHT NOW

>> No.15779399

Bunny tummy.

>> No.15779491

>>15779038
I said Rabbit

>> No.15779513

>>15779491
Only once?

>> No.15779543

>>15779491
Which is the proper and original thing thing to say

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I missed it, Rabbit Rabbit

>> No.15780138

I didn't!

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Success! Only the second time of 2016 for me.

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Rejoice my brethrens! After much research I have found out that if you missed saying the phrase in the morning of the first month, there is still a way to make it up!

All you need to do is say either "Black rabbit" or "tibbar tibbar" on the evening of the first day of the month, right before you go to bed, to still get yourself good luck.

ps - no guarantees the above method would work or that you would not incur the wrath of the rabbit gods for trying them.

>> No.15780534

rabbit rabbit rabbit

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>>15778954
This one?

>> No.15780634

>>15780483
DON'T DO THIS!!!

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>> No.15780648

I missed the chance

>> No.15780685

I forgot this time

Tewi has given me a mix of good and bad luck in the past but my August on the whole was pretty great.

>> No.15780871

>>15780648

Rejoice friend! You still have a chance as mentioned here >>15780483

Definitely safe and usable method!

>> No.15780926
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I said rabbit rabbit but all I got is a

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I said it and I also fapped to Tewi today.

I'm gonna be extra lucky this month.

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I forgot to report but I did it as well. It's easy if you change your alarm to something special!

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>>15762144
I want to eat out Tewi's ass while her tail tickles my nose!

>> No.15781377

>>15781368
This is my goal in life.

>> No.15782686

>>15780483
I did this and mustard gas came out of my mouth wtf

>> No.15782711

I said it today and all I got was bad luck.

>caught little bro masturbate
>go college
>left phone in car
>suddenly rains
>fly flew into my lunch
>traffic jam
>friend broke his camera and phone
>dog keeps barking near my house
>baby keeps crying near my house
>kicked table leg
>stepped on big puddle
>pirated game won't play
>100+ yr old great grandma died

>> No.15782781

>>15782711
Good fucking job.

>> No.15783165

>>15782711
Your first mistake was trusting A SHIT.

>> No.15783208

>>15782711
Good thing Tewi gave you luck, otherwise that would have ended even worse for you!

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