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...Tell me about Mama.

>> No.157569

Your mama was an alien.

>> No.157572

BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.157571
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157571

She was a massive eyesore.
So I did this.

>> No.157597
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>> No.157609

>>157597
moar?

>> No.157611

HAHAHA SHE DIED GIVING BIRTH

>> No.157616

>>157569
The family resemblance is uncanny.

>> No.157624

She's dead.

And you will be too.

>> No.157636

Good God, you could land a fucking 787 between her eyes

>> No.157644

Your mother was a mutant Cheeto.

>> No.157683

i went in a loud OH SHI- when this happened in the game ;_;

>> No.157704

>>157683
And I got sad the second later.

>> No.157721

>>157714
No.

It's not.

>> No.157714

Is CLANNAD really that good? I never played it but, seriously. I can't see the fun of having a orphan daughter.

>> No.157724

I never tried to play it because it never had porn in it.

>> No.157747

>>157714
No. We are all faking the reactions to laugh at you later.

>> No.157932

>>157714
Yes it is, fucking newfag

>> No.157944

>>157714
Best translated VN so far

>> No.157953

>>157560
mama was a raging crack addict until i saved her out of the gutter, well, actually i just paid her for a blowjob but then later i decided" what the heck" and raped her after she was sucking my hard cock... and thats how we had you!

>> No.157959

>>157953
i don't understand what you just said

>> No.157957

She died of AIDS and gave it to you

You will remember he always as your immune system dies out on you and you die of the common cold

>> No.157972

>>157959
lol, think i was high when i type that. now that i looked back... not too sure what i was thinking.

>> No.157979

Well, let me tell you something. When me and your mother were just in junior high we went on our first date. But later as we grew I was also somehow two different people. Your mother was a powerful Mew Mew as we have told you. Your mother is a Mew Ichigo. While I was the Blue Knight. Deep Blue and me and myself, but all in the same body! I and Deep Blue had white skin and pointy ears and yellow hair and a BLUE CROSS looking outfit, and saved your mother. But until that form went bad, I was known then as PURE EVIL. Deep Blue. I had white skin and my same hair color was MUCH MUCH longer. I tried to destroy all mankind and all worlds, until I came back as a new me, same as I am now. And me, and Ichiko beat him. We saved everyone and the Earth. Now I just want to tell you, if you become a Mew like your mother, PLEASE fight for good and everything you are born for. Do NOT be afraid to tell your boyfriend most of all tell us, Toya. Please do not HIDE it from us, as well as Ichiko told her parents she was a Mew, Ichigo. As soon as we saved the earth. Just wanted you to know.

>> No.158185

>>157953
olololololol, you so funneh

Stop smoking shit, it makes you unfunny

>> No.158896

>>157560

Silly Ushio. I'm yo Mama!

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