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Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:30:32 2016 No.15748791 [Reply] [Original]

There's something Reimu wants you to know!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:41:52 2016 No.15748826 >>15748791 "I dream about having sex with money."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:59:52 2016 No.15748891 >>15748791 "Bored handjobs 500 yen only today."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:02:14 2016 No.15748903 >>15748791 "5000 Yen to use my armpits however you please."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:18:08 2016 No.15748982 Touhous in anything other than bloomers disgusts me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:18:43 2016 No.15748986 >>15748791 Today I'm not a drawer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 19:22:35 2016 No.15749475 She just came to say hello?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 19:26:10 2016 No.15749498 I want her to use her hairtubes on my dick

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 21:02:05 2016 No.15749883

"I recently discovered that my vagina is actually a deep cave system with karst topography. I sent a party of Kappa in last week to see if they could find some jewgold, but only one made it out alive, saying something about treasure. And demons. But treasure!

If you can 'solve' this 'incident', I will totally give you 1/100th of whatever you find. How about it, big boy?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 21:05:01 2016 No.15749893 File: 199 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_o555duFNoZ1t34l4ro2_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15748986

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 21:07:21 2016 No.15749899 >>15749883 This could be a fanfic that reads like House of Leaves.

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 21:34:39 2016 No.15749969
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>>15749899
Such a fanfic would probably be more academic in tone. So, no big boys and replace "jewgold" with something about DARPA funding grants.

If I had the time and money, I would write the whole thing as part fanfic, part ARG. Insert telephone numbers linking to voicemails in footnotes via acrostic poems, hiding whole chapters in obscure pay-to-publish open access journals.

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 23:32:43 2016 No.15750346
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>>15748891
>>15748903
Reimu prices correct as of August 2016

Facial = 1000 yen
Handjob = 2000 yen
Buttjob = 4000 yen
Footjob - 5000 yen
Sumata = 6000 yen
Hairjob = 10000 yen
Vaginal = 100000 yen (+5000 raw)
Anal = 12000 yen
Paizuri = 500000 yen
Threesome with Yukari Deluxe Package = 1 Million Yen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 23:42:01 2016 No.15750381 >>15750346 I want to take a walk in the park with Yukari while she tells me about how good things were back then, how much for that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 23:43:03 2016 No.15750385 >>15750381 I forgot to say we'd be holding hands the whole time.

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 23:49:15 2016 No.15750411
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>>15750381

Yukari reminisces about her human farms during the edo period!

Humans raised to live a life of terror and pain and eventually be eaten!

By Yukari!

Price: 3 occult orbs or free but she eats you after

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 00:05:46 2016 No.15750478 >>15750346 Too expensive. Why pay for her when I can go and use one of the free fairy onaholes as I wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 00:10:01 2016 No.15750486 >>15750411 Sounds a bit extreme for just a walk in the park, it's not like she's the only cute hag in the block.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 01:10:35 2016 No.15750637 >>15750411 What a fatty! Does she know how many calories are in people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 01:20:21 2016 No.15750657 >>15750637 Too many! Can you help her burn them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 01:42:39 2016 No.15750738 >>15750657 I don't think so. She's a murderous freak, after all!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 01:49:25 2016 No.15750760 >>15748986 Todays it's not knickers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 02:14:26 2016 No.15750812 File: 37 KB, 630x354, SMTstrangejourney_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15749883 >A deep cave system filled with demons and treasure ive got this

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 02:38:13 2016 No.15750872 >>15750346 1 hairjob please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 06:06:19 2016 No.15751316 File: 483 KB, 529x470, 1455719282348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15750346 >tfw I am able to get handjob at most

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 06:12:15 2016 No.15751332 File: 774 KB, 983x1141, eba382da671c575af78f670ac8577441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15750346 Reimu is expensive!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 10:21:42 2016 No.15752029 >>15750812 Which 2hu is most like a vending marine?

>>	それも名無しだ ⭐ Sat Aug 27 19:04:16 2016 No.15754076 File: 468 KB, 1200x900, tmp_10022-1464661588848625869115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15750812 I hope you've got enough beads for that trip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 19:32:39 2016 No.15754182 >>15750346 >Paizuri costs more than Vaginal and Anal combined Why is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:51:45 2016 No.15754476 >>15748791 "You must be exterminated, outsider."?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:55:56 2016 No.15754501 >>15754182 It's extra humiliating because of her small chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 21:16:33 2016 No.15754596 File: 328 KB, 643x533, all about the money.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15750346 Surely her prices are negotiable! Right? I mean.. that price for paizuri is insane.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 21:21:35 2016 No.15754616 >>15751316 I would sell my soul for a disinterested-Reimu handjob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:17:37 2016 No.15754819 File: 95 KB, 1280x720, whatreimudoeswhenanonshowsup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15754616

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:24:25 2016 No.15754840 >>15754616 This man gets it. Disinterested non-penetrative sex is the only way to be lewd with Reimu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 22:26:20 2016 No.15754845 >>15754616 >"Haan~ ...can you hurry up already?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 23:22:43 2016 No.15755057 >>15750346 How much for impregnation and motherhood?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 23:41:46 2016 No.15755129 >>15749899 Will there be cute cripples?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 23:42:19 2016 No.15755130 >>15750812 What alignments would the 2hus be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:15:31 2016 No.15755911 >>15755130 Reimu- Law Fortune teller - edgy chaosfag of course law always prevails

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 04:51:31 2016 No.15755970 >>15750346 You can tell whoever wrote this has no experience with the actual sex industry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 05:01:39 2016 No.15755997 >>15755911 DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 06:18:06 2016 No.15756183 >>15750346 Where's the marriage option

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 06:20:44 2016 No.15756195 >>15756183 Yukari will only allow a legendary youkai hunter to marry and breed with the Hakurei maiden

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 06:38:36 2016 No.15756241 >>15756195 What if I want to breed with the Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 06:59:01 2016 No.15756294 >>15756241 You're like a thousand years too late.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 20:09:15 2016 No.15759722 >>15755970 Enlighten us on realistic pricing, which is not time-based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 20:14:20 2016 No.15759741 File: 109 KB, 341x237, 1462120586233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15756241

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 20:41:26 2016 No.15759848 >>15748986 As for today, there are no drawers, y'know That's what I got What does she need drawn? I'm no artist but I can draw a little

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 20:58:10 2016 No.15765185 >>15750346 >no Blowjob you had one job

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 21:03:07 2016 No.15765207 >>15765185 >you had one job And you can say she really blew it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 21:09:50 2016 No.15765231 >>15750346 I can buy 125 superior buttjobs for the price of 1 inferior paizuri. I love this dumb Miko!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 21:17:03 2016 No.15765257 Sex with Reimu!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 21:35:41 2016 No.15765333 >>15765207 What is Carlos doing on /jp/?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 23:28:03 2016 No.15765853 >>15748791 "You're a faggot"

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 23:44:23 2016 No.15765925 >>15748791 "It's free real estate."

Anonymous Tue Aug 30 00:50:19 2016 No.15766122
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>>15754501
I think you must be talking about someone else, because "small chest" most certainly didn't describe any Reimu I know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 10:22:16 2016 No.15767445 >>15756195 A legendary youkai hunter could just impress or subjugate one of the countless youkai beauties in Gensokyo. Reimu just can't compete with a girl who will never get old or die in childbirth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 21:59:02 2016 No.15770297 >>15767445 Spend your whole life hating and fighting youkai Someone like that would be more likely to want to contribute their seed towards the next youkai extermination machine than towards more youkai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 22:12:24 2016 No.15770367 File: 985 KB, 1000x1000, lololaoldao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15750381 Not even the most affluent could afford true compassion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 22:12:45 2016 No.15770371 File: 238 KB, 1130x800, 7cb05e02e7243a31c67e78d188ed08d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15750346 ...I could afford a facial every day, so let's go with that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 22:13:56 2016 No.15770379 >>15770371 Uh oh.

Anonymous Tue Aug 30 22:15:43 2016 No.15770390
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>>15750346
I can afford a facial every single day, so I'll go with that! I hope she is up for it.
(Had to delete my previous post because there was a nipple I didn't see in the thumbnail.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 05:59:49 2016 No.15777256 File: 741 KB, 708x1000, 0cf0a5fb73716cc3fa456bc6e67f52cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15766122 Those breasts are just begging to be impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:10:57 2016 No.15784400 >>15750346 Why is anal so cheap? It would make sense if there was a pregnancy danger since Gensokyo doesn't have condoms, but then there's the extra fee for raw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:30:37 2016 No.15784466 File: 421 KB, 1200x926, 1432681235168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15748791 I want the college normies to leave /jp/ with their "japanese" threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 19:08:01 2016 No.15784920 >>15748791 "You're a Dork."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 04:10:12 2016 No.15791021 File: 176 KB, 808x651, 0a9dbd2bbe31334e74073cf3625861ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15784400 Vaginal with Reimu is the only way to cleanse your soul of impurities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:43:45 2016 No.15797395 >>15791021 It sounds like Reimu is after my vital essences. I must deny her!

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