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Tiny tigers are for loving.

Previous thread >>15728383

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15740777
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15740777

Mizone, how do you manage to get my dick so had, everytime.

>> No.15740779

>>15740761
Man, I think we just managed to post our threads at the exact same second.
>>15740763

>> No.15740780

>>15740779
We did. Which one do we use?

>> No.15740785

>>15740780
No clue, and worst/best case scenario is if one of our threads is deleted.

>> No.15740786

Do Jinkos chuff in the woods?

>> No.15740791

>>15740761
>>15740763

This is why a single person must create a thread BEFORE the current one dies.

>> No.15740802 [DELETED] 

>>15740785
>>15740780
This one, post number is lower

>> No.15740812

>>15740802
Mine just got deleted, so I guess it's this one then.

>> No.15740818

I bet it would be nice to teach monsters about human history

>> No.15740820

As stated in the other thread, I want to get drunk in a bar and get in an argument with a werewolf that ends with 'Don't make me impregnate you!"

>> No.15740821
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15740821

Give me an example of a Monster Girl better than Lamias, and your reason why its better.

>> No.15740824

>>15740791
Yeah, absolutely not.

>> No.15740826

>>15740821
Holstaurs, legs.

>> No.15740828

>>15740821
But you just posted a Dragon.

>> No.15740829

>>15740821
Echidnas
>Echidnas are powerful snakegirls

>> No.15740830

>>15740821
Shoggoth doth be a better wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench.

>> No.15740832

>>15740821
Hellhound, everything about her.

>> No.15740833

>>15740830
Please get back to your MonMusu page, Doppel.

>> No.15740834

>>15740820
>Don't make me impregnate you!
I wonder how much of a threat this can actually be in MGC, like something to say just to bully the Alps.

>> No.15740835

>>15740830
But she looks best as herself and not a wench

>> No.15740838
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>>15740828
thats a lamia

>> No.15740840

So then, which individual monstergirl would fare the best living in space?

In a small, mostly self-sustaining ship, she has to live as independently as possible.

I'll accept individual character answers too.

>> No.15740841

What happens when you yank alp tails?

>> No.15740848

>>15740840
Matango

>> No.15740849

>>15740838
Kiyohime is a Dragon that has incidentally been drawn as a Lamia for whatever reason.

>> No.15740850

I want a lamia to laugh at my tiny penis!

>> No.15740851

>>15740838
No, Kiyo is a Ryu.
A very clingy Ryu.

>>15740834
I would use that as a threat and follow through if need be.

>> No.15740855

>>15740821
Slimes. Because when you yell "I'm gonna get your breasts pregnant!" in the throes of sloppy titpussy paizuri, you actually might.

>> No.15740857
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15740857

>>15740833
I just want KC to give us a proper shapeshifter. Shoggoth is pretty much the closest we have. Doppelganger just turns into a single, soft waifu.

Still though, I much prefer Shoggoth over Lamias.

>> No.15740858

>>15740841
You receive orgasms squealing noises.

Repeated pulling may result in lewd puddles on the floor while the alp begs you to keep going.

>> No.15740859

>>15740848
She seems pretty immobile and slow? What about when critical repair need to be made? Or if a fire hazard breaks out? Or if she needs to conduct EVA?
Don't forget how different her source of sustenance is.

>> No.15740862

>>15740859
you didn't include that in the prerequisites

>> No.15740866

>>15740821
Any wolf girl. Loyalty, actually has a warm body, legs and arms, fur, great fighters, best eyes, best everything.

>> No.15740867

>>15740851
Y-you wouldn't dare!

>> No.15740869

>>15740857
Tanuki and foxes have mythological basis for that, not that KC utilized it all that much.

>> No.15740874

I want to teach a loli Kiki to keep her butt and urethra all plugged up because those holes are dirty for a maid and should only be used with Master's permission.

>> No.15740875

>>15740858
Orgasmic*

Autocorrect is my enemy.

>> No.15740878

>>15740821
Crow Tengu for being so cute.

>> No.15740879

>>15740777
Agreed.

Mizone is damn fucking great.

>> No.15740881

>>15740867
I would.
I'd rip off my pants, rip off her pants, slap her on the table, and impregnate her while shouting 'You made me do this! You made me do this!"

>> No.15740882

>>15740849
>>15740851
I cant read moon runes anons

>> No.15740885

What would you do if your waifu was actually adopted and her adopted mom was an Alp?

>> No.15740892

>>15740862
Independent living in such harsh, dangerous conditions includes the need to keep oneself sustained, able to perform EVA and ship maintenance, and perform critical repairs in the event of a disaster.

>> No.15740893

I want to hug an automaton and teach her love

>> No.15740894

>>15740882
Look up the legend of Kiyohime through google.

Now go look at Fate Grand/Order.

>> No.15740897

Would monsters take responsibility?

>> No.15740898

>>15740857
If there's one thing that reading Psyren taught me, it's that Doppelganger's are pointless if it doesn't result in a Twinsome.

>> No.15740902

>>15740885
Tell you to stop forcing your shit and fuck of to /lgbt/.

>> No.15740903

>>15740885
If she's actually my waifu I wouldn't care at all because there's no chance that any silly Alp memes would rub off on my true waifu.

>> No.15740906

>>15740840
I'm going to say Automaton. We don't know the canon power source yet, but it could operate without much heating, no atmosphere in the ship, without gravity, and just recharge their power from the ship itself. It would be easy for them to find ore to mine in asteroids for supplies and repairs as well, and if something did happen to it's body, it could always transfer itself to the computer.

>> No.15740907

>>15740892
How about a fairy? Small and can go in the tight gaps for repairs

>> No.15740913

>>15740897
No

>> No.15740915

If an Automaton makes a Golem does that make her a mother?

>> No.15740921

>>15740820
We don't have enough monstergirl bar taunts.

Instead of threatening to send her to the emergency ward you'd threaten to send her to the maternity ward.
Only to get back
> "U fukin wot boyo give me 1 2nd 2 nek dis pint b4 I ass u"

I think they'd also threaten to "Give you a one-way ticket to Stockholm" as a euphamism for kidnap-raping you until you develop the syndrome.

>> No.15740922

>>15740869
Forgot about them, but you're right anyway. Not nearly enough focus on the magical tricks that the are capable of, especially considering shapeshifting is a part of Kitsune historical lore.
>>15740898
Hey now, Doppelgangers may not be the wild changing creatures I wanted, but they are still damn cute, and plenty fine for solo lovin'

>> No.15740924

I want to dress my Kobold daughteru up in her bright pink latex catsuit and then cuddle with her on the couch until my Kobold waifu gets home from work!

>> No.15740925

>>15740921
>They threaten me with a ticket to stockholm.
>Implying I won't shout "Oh yeah? Well too bad! I already find you attractive!'

>> No.15740927

>>15740885
Love her anyways and bully her mom.

>> No.15740931

>>15740924
And then begin the sacrifice ritual so that the child's soul is given to the feline old ones?

>> No.15740933

>>15740915
Yes.

>> No.15740940
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15740940

You can never escape

>> No.15740946

>>15740931
N-no?

My daughteru's soul belongs right where it is anon, inside her body! No sacrificing, especially not to a cat! There's no need for sacrifices if we're already perfectly happy as we are.

>> No.15740948

>>15740946
Then why is she in the sacrificial cat suit

>> No.15740952

>>15740906
Well, we know the "canon" power source will be some semen reactor, or something suitably retarded for KC.
Let's just say she's nuclear or battery powered for now. The chances are the actual ship would be nuclear anyway. There's no way sustaining a life-supporting ship with solar panels could work in deep space, as far as I know.
But an automaton is an interesting choice. She has no need for oxygen, and therefore no need for a life support system as we know it. Reminds me of that newer race in the FTL game, who don't need to breathe, so their default ships just don't come with O2 units.
Yeah, Automaton seems like. Pretty sensible choice.

>>15740907
That is a pretty interesting idea, though. You could make everything smaller as you needed it to. In fact, a ship of the same size, but designed for a fairy crew, would have even more shielding, and even more room for cargo and systems because of smaller manned areas and open spaces.
Less food, water and air consumption too.
Only issue I can see a fairy running into would be asteroid mining. She'd still need to carry tools powerful enough to mine, so I don't think they could be downsized and still retain effectiveness, and she might be limited in how much she could carry. Not because of weight, of course, not on an asteroid. But because she'd need to take such proportionally large chunks.

>> No.15740957

>>15740940
>>15740940
you can easily escape from hugs

>> No.15740962

>>15740948
There is no sacrificial catsuit! Just a plain old pink latex one!

>> No.15740963

>>15740952
Put the mining tools on the ship

>> No.15740964

>>15740924
Does the kobold wife get the bright blue matching latex catsuit?

Also, more importantly, when are you going to be writing more? I crave it. I need it.
Your Sniabko commission was really nice, too.
Look forward to seeing what you commission next of the kobolds, whenever that might be.

>> No.15740965

>>15740962
Yes pink, the color of the old nyans

>> No.15740967

>>15740957
You may escape her hugs but you will never escape these threads

>> No.15740969

>>15740963
Of course, that's a pretty easy fix.
In that case, a fairy would work out pretty damn well living in space I imagine. Personally, that's kind of surprising to me. I'd never really thought of a fairy as a contender there.

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15740971

If an Oomukade gives you a bottle of liquour in Zipangu doesn't that make it Giant Centipede whiskey?

>> No.15740976

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that familiars are perfect for cuddling when you sleep.

Small, fluffy, and soft, they're built for this sort of thing.

>> No.15740978

>>15740967
Why would one escape her hugs?

>> No.15740981

I want to pay a kiki with money instead of head pats

>> No.15740988

>>15740964
The waifu gets a matching red one, one that she's been wearing under her clothes all day at work.

As for the writing and the commissions, I'm not quite sure. Probably bet on commissions first though, I'm working an extra day every week now so that means less free time, but more money. As for writing, I have a couple thousand words of a draft done, but it's slow going.

>>15740965
If you say so anon, I think you're just being silly.

>> No.15740989

>>15740978
It's summer and it's too hot, she needs to wait until winter to come visit me for hugs

>> No.15740993

>>15740988
I think it is more silly to sacrifice a dog to a cat

>> No.15741010

Did anybody actually try that succubus summoning thing an anon posted awhile back?

>> No.15741016

>>15740988
Under the clothes all day? Sounds sweaty.

I know that slow going feel when it comes to writing though. Don't worry about it, so long as writing is being done. Just don't leave it too long for your own sake, otherwise you might lose enthusiasm, or your train of thought when it comes to making the whole story.

Any ideas you're thinking of you definitely want to commission?

>> No.15741020

>>15740971
Not unless it's made from her sister's dead carcass.

>> No.15741024

>>15741010
Come now, don't be so silly?

Do you really think we'd get an answer back from the anons who successfully summoned a succubus?

>> No.15741032

Is is possible to impregnate mouth-pussy?

>> No.15741038

>>15741032
Does that make a throat baby?

>> No.15741042

>>15741032
Only if she is a slime

>> No.15741043

I want to have a few thick holsts to live with, is that so wrong?

>> No.15741056

>>15741016
>Under the clothes all day? Sounds sweaty.
Sweaty and slimy and very, very hot. And comfy!

>Any ideas you're thinking of you definitely want to commission?
That's the main issue, I don't really have any. I don't think many artists would be willing to do what lewd things I could easily come up with, and I don't want to get something generic just to get it.

>> No.15741057

>>15741032
You totally can impregnate a Shoggoth's mouth pussy.
She'll just move it down to where it would normally be.

>> No.15741060

What happens to flat chested Holsts?

>> No.15741062

>>15740981
What if "headpats" is the actual currency they accept? as in their money is called like that, imagine a Kiki being hired for 50 headpats the hour.

>> No.15741063

>>15741060
Died out. Natural selection.

>> No.15741066

>>15741060
Their chests get spanked until they grow.
If their chest's don't grow, they get spanked again.

>> No.15741068

>>15741062
Sounds like an odd system of money, I wonder how the exchange rate is

>> No.15741073

>>15741063
>>15741066
I'd make sure they survive

>> No.15741074
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>you will never listen to your daughteru sing

>> No.15741075

>>15741060
Nothing that a few messages can't fix.

>> No.15741080

>>15741056
>I don't think many artists would be willing to do what lewd things I could easily come up with, and I don't want to get something generic just to get it.
Yeah, I can see where you might be having a problem with that.
Can't think of any artists of the top of my head who have a real passion for drawing bondage, for instance.
And it really is a tough fucking time finding English-speaking artists who do loli.

Now, finding someone with a good art style who fulfils the two above criteria? Can't be easy, or cheap.

>> No.15741081

>>15741080
Exactly.

>> No.15741083

>>15740981
Vera looked expectantly at the door. Master would be home any moment now.

She was squeezing her dainty hat with both hands, trying and failing to calm down. Was she too obvious, showing herself without her head covered? Would Master find that uncouth?

She could hardly get herself to care about modesty now. It was finally payday.

The door opened with a slight click, and Master stepped into the spotless kitchen, wearing his trademark smile. "Vera! I have something for you"

Vera closed her eyes and tilted her head downwards, grinning like mad. But instead of the heavenly feeling of Master's fingers running through her fluffy ears and silky hair, she felt a soft weight in her lap. She slowly opened her eyes, confused. An envelope?

"I have to say, I wasn't so sure about hiring a maid, but you have been- oh, uh, is there a problem?"

Vera didn't even count the bills. She stood up, still smiling, and threw the envelope in the garbage. She returned to the table and sat on the chair as before, staring at Master all the while.

"W-we can negotiate your salary-"

"We can negotiate nothing. You will pay your maid as your should" she said, her voice cold as ice "Now put those firm, well groomed fingers on my head AND FUCKING PET ME YOU HANDSOME PIECE OF SHIT"

>> No.15741084

>>15741068
>odd
I think you mean "fucking retarded".
This headpat shit should've died out months ago, but it's kept going in these threads somehow.

>> No.15741091

>>15741083
Shame her master is so dense

>> No.15741092

>>15741083
Is she willing to negotiate the number and kind Headpats she will receive?

>> No.15741095

>>15741083
I guess I can use the money I would pay her to give her gifts like a ring

>> No.15741097

Monsters girls with monster tits.

I love the phrase "monster tits"

>> No.15741102

>>15741097
Admit it, monster tits are lovable no matter the size.

>> No.15741105

>>15741097
What would a monster with human tits look like

>> No.15741106

>>15741097
Ten table girl has some pretty monster tits, in both senses of the phrase. She's got organic zippers to hide her nipples, after all.

Man, she really is one of the most perfect designs in MGE, if not The most well designed.

>> No.15741109

>>15741106
Fuck me. Tentacle girl, I mean.
Piece of shite touchpad.

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>>15741097
Yes.

>> No.15741116

>>15741106
>Ten table girl
A shoggoth banquet hall

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>>15741097

>> No.15741118

>>15741074
My daughteru, just like her mother, doesn't know how to sing but yet I listen to their beautiful song.

>> No.15741124

>>15741074
Would you get your daughteru that karaoke machine she (and your wife) wants, even if they can't carry a tune to save their lives?

>> No.15741125

I want to live with a Desertnuki and rub her with oil!

>> No.15741127

>>15741117
Ewwww
Monoeye

>> No.15741130

>>15741117
I'm going to knock her up and make her a single mother.

>> No.15741131

>>15741116
Okay, that's pretty good.

Also makes me think of some horror scene where a guy wakes up in what looks like a pristine gold-and-pearl banquet hall, but all the doors and windows are locked. Then as he panics, he starts seeing things. Eyes on the doors, mouths on the tables, the plates and bowls are made of tongues, and the food is all purple breasts and nipples.
Then the chandelier turns into one huge, yellow eye, watching him run about, as the walls start to turn to black goo and melt, the he floor becoming more and more like warm quicksand, pulling him in.

Shoggoths are pretty neat.

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>>15741127
Is this better anon?

>> No.15741135

>>15741125
>Oiled up Desert Tanuki
>All that shining delicious brown
My brother.

>> No.15741137

>>15741132
Go away /monster/.

>> No.15741139

>>15741116
Would Shoggoths allow people other than their master to "use" them? I wouldn't think they would.
>Coworker is interested in the motorcycle you're selling
>Have him follow you home from work
>Takes a look at it, likes it, decides to buy it
>Invite him in for a bite before he goes home
>Grab a plate and fork and hand them to him
>Your Shoggoth maid suddenly comes flying into the room and snatches them out of his hands
>"M-Master, please, this is my job. P-please be seated."
>Kind of weird, she's never acted like that before, but you guess she's just more serious about her duties than you thought
>After the two of you leave the kitchen, she flings herself towards the sink and begins scrubbing the plate and fork while muttering "Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff" over and over

>> No.15741143

>>15741139
what if she isn't that great if a maid, because when she cleans she is just assimilating instead of actually cleaning

>> No.15741145
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>>15741137
Never been there. So keep talking shit if you wanna get hit son.

>> No.15741146

>>15741139
Nah, they'd be fine with it, if it's in the name of whatever plots or tricks or scares they might want to subject others to.

>> No.15741147

>>15741131
Sounds like a pretty comfy place to just kick back and let your mind wander.

>> No.15741150

>>15741145
You'd do a better job at being a bare-faced liar if your filenames didn't give you away.

>> No.15741156

>>15741145
I want to flick a Small Breed Arachne on the forehead for being a little shit and then go make out with her Large Breed sister!

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>>15741150
Seriously dude. I've only been here, I've saved that pic about a month ago while browsing here.
But enough of this bullshit. Let's talk about delinquent girls.

>> No.15741162

>>15741158
What about monsters that look like delinquents but are actually part of the student council?

>> No.15741164

>>15741139
I think that would make sense, but following DL "dicks other than my husbands feel like nothing" logic, it's possible that she doesn't get sexual gratification from the touch of anyone but her husband.

>> No.15741166

>>15741162
Great anon, you've just given me another idea for a story that I'll never write and hate myself even more because I'm not writing it.

>> No.15741169

>>15741158
Then it wouldn't have that filename. Sorry, you can't bullshit that easily.

>> No.15741170

>>15741166
If you don't want it I'll take it.

>> No.15741173

>>15741162
Would the prim and propper looking one be the gang?

>> No.15741174

>>15741166
Don't worry, doesn't sound like an interesting idea anyway. Like its the most tropey, typical anime schlock idea in the world.

>> No.15741175

>>15741169
Sorry I don't change filenames when I save shit, but I'm telling the truth here and you seriously have no evidence of me going to /monster/. I literally had to google what site /monster/ was a part of just now.

>> No.15741177

>>15741169
Not that guy, but I save pictures with the filenames I see them with on this site. Not everyone comes up with some clever little quip for their filenames.

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>>15741158
>>15741169
Can both you motherfuckers just shut up and post cuddle pics,

>> No.15741186

>>15741158
Would delinquents not have sex at school?

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>>15741178
OK

>> No.15741191

I wonder what an Ushi-Oni little sis would be like

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>>15741158
i want a delinguent hellhound to pin me against a wall and steal my first kiss!

>> No.15741194

>>15741175
>>15741177
That's the point. This is a dumb thing we're talking about, but 4chan filenames don't have the "-#" suffix on the end. Eightchan uses that because of its ability to let users post multiple images a post.

>> No.15741195

>>15741191
She'd piggyback on you all the time like the world's most adorable backpack.
Any girl who hurts her big bro has to answer to her though! Break his heart she'll take off her seal and break your ribs!

>> No.15741198

>>15741195
What a great little sister, might be hard to let he be a back pack after she grows

>> No.15741200

>>15741193
I want a delinquent Hellhound and her smug friends to chase me to some isolated alley where no-one can disturb us, pin me down and steal my virginity!
I want to steal her first kiss in return, look her dead in the eyes and tell her and her friends to "take responsibility".

>> No.15741202

>>15741198
Even why she is larger than you she will want piggyback rides

>> No.15741206

>>15741198
You'd probably be pretty buff from carrying her around all the time. She's also got a pretty good eye for people so you bet your ass she's not going to let a girl date you if she knows that she'll break your heart.
Weird how she's so chill around that girl next door though. Even calls her "Big Sis". I wonder why?

>> No.15741209

>>15741198
If she gets too big, then you should become her backpack.

>> No.15741214

>>15741206
>"Big Sis"
Would she be a pygmy Ushi that the younger Ushi looks up to

>> No.15741217

Why aren't you learning to draw yet, /mgt/?
It's a universal and always useful skill anyone can pick up, and so many resources exist within easy reach for you to learn from.

>> No.15741227

>>15741217
I can barely write legibly

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15741233

>>15741227
Writing and drawing are two different things entirely.
Besides, doctors can't write legibly either, but just look how well-off they are.

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>>15741229

>> No.15741235
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Guys help, the Imp I've summoned isn't cute or obedient at all, she acts like a delinquent and throws fireballs at me if I anger her!

>> No.15741236

>>15741217
>Why aren't you learning to draw yet, /mgt/?

Because I already dumped years in writing due to no entry requirements and I don't have a tablet + years of interest in learning to draw

>> No.15741237

>>15741233
Not him but my hands shake like crazy. I'm physically incapable of drawing a straight line, and my bank has locked my account a bunch of times because my signature is wildly different every time.

>> No.15741239

>>15741233
I cannot stress how floppy my wrists are.

>> No.15741240

>>15741235
Ask her to be your friend

>> No.15741244

>>15741235
You know what you must do anon.

Kill her dead.

>> No.15741245

>>15741235
Headpats can tame even the deadliest of Demons!

You could also pound her tight ass until she ahegaos

>> No.15741246

>>15741236
You could get competent in a couple of months. And you don't start out with a tablet, your start out with paper, and a pen or pencil.

>> No.15741251

>>15741217
Because my hands shake so much i actually think something is wrong with my nervous system.

>> No.15741253

>>15741217

I've started some months ago but im still not very skilled yet. Still keeping at it tho

>> No.15741255
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>>15741060
They all grow up beautifully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HKoOYdhkq0

>> No.15741256

>>15741235
>pic is a monsterboy
explain yourself, anon

>> No.15741261

>>15741246
Already did. Interest tanked a couple days in.

>> No.15741263

>>15741217
I think I'm getting better now that I'm actually trying. I might be able to post some content soon!

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>>15741060
they become tsundere

>> No.15741267

>>15741256
Great, it was an Alp all along.

That's just perfect.

>> No.15741269

>>15741265
I'm fine with that

>> No.15741270

>>15741117
>Hitomi-sensei!

>> No.15741272

>>15741217
I'm trying to but after practicing and being bad at it I have no idea what to draw even with my favorite girls I don't know what to make for them

>> No.15741275

>>15741237
That's not just your shaky hands, drawing a straight line is hard. There's a reason rulers exist.
That said, drawing from the elbow and shoulder gives you more stability and control, especially over larger distances. The wrist can stay locked unless you're working on finer details, like an inch or smaller.

>>15741239
Lock those wrists. It's not like writing where the lines are always tiny. I'm pretty limp-wrested myself.

>> No.15741277

>>15741217
Procrastination level's too high
Seriously

>> No.15741278

>>15741261

Drawing is something that you improve in after a long time of doing it. There are shortcuts other than drawings constantly and pushing yourself to learn new thing

>> No.15741279

>>15741267
>alp
>monsterboy

Yeah, no. Piss off and stop trying to sneak your shit in here.

>> No.15741286

>>15741279
Not him, but I have to ask, how did you know it was a boy?

>> No.15741292

>>15741286
I'm not >>15741256, if you're getting confused over that.
Still, I recall that image being posted before with people trying to pass it off as a monstergirl.

>> No.15741293

>>15741275
No really. I can fit my thumb and middle finger around my wrists. They'll be no locking down.

>> No.15741297

>>15741270
I like to imagine that monoeyes think all dicks are huge because their inability to percieve depth bleeds over into their other senses.

> "Waaaaa~, it's so *big*"
"Actually I'm average..."
> "You're too modest Anon, if you use that thing on me I'll be ruined for marriage~"
"If you say so. Here goes-!"
> "Nngh! Aah! N-no, I c-can't... possibly take any m-more inside!"
"It's literally just the tip, and what are you talking about, you're like a head taller than me"
> "Haah, so deep! ~So deep!~ You're kissing the entrance to my womb! Be careful Anon, it's not a safe day <3"
"OK you can stop talking now"

>> No.15741298

>>15741286
it's a character from yokai watch named TETSUYA. he and his evolution are male

>> No.15741300

>>15741278
I am aware. It's just different to writing since both demand a different type of interest to actually be able to go through with the long time required to git gud. Trying to draw with the only motivation being 'I want to draw nicely' isn't going to do much if you don't have the underlying interest in drawing like one may have in writing.

Otherwise I'd have dropped writing after a few days like I did with drawing.

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>> No.15741305

>>15741235
Why have people been shitposting with monsterboys so often lately? It even peaked in the previous thread.

>> No.15741309

>>15741251
Maybe you should see a doctor about it to check.
It's no excuse when you consider how sketchy some styles can be though, while still looking amazing.

>>15741253
Neat. You the one who's been posting the doodles, like the Hershey's slimes and stuff?
I wonder what your drawing will look like in six month's time.

>> No.15741310

>>15741297

So is it a natural reaction for Monster Girls to start talking like they're straight out of hentai during sex or what?

>> No.15741312

>>15741297
Make her wear a ball gag, jesus.

>> No.15741314

>>15741309

>Neat. You the one who's been posting the doodles, like the Hershey's slimes and stuff?

No I'm Murchez

I haven't posted my drawings here actually

>> No.15741318

>>15741304
I wanna hug that fox.

>> No.15741319

>>15741310
Given how much of it they watch in their teenage years, shlicking away while telling themselves that 'tomorrow' they'll finally pick up the courage to rape a boy at school... I would expect so, yes.

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Hey Anons. How many dragons does it take to change a lamp?

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I wish some mecha musume Pixiv artists would draw stuff of KC's Automatons, as it'd be a great way to expand on how varied and modular as a monstergirl species they'd be.

>> No.15741325

>>15741319

So they all start out as being horrible at talking dirty?

Fuck I could at least come up with a few things and I'm hopelessly single

>> No.15741326

I'm on the fence about buying the MG Encyclopedia II, even though I know no moon runes.

Does anyone here or at the wiki have immediate plans to scan the book? If not, I can try.

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proof that shortstacks are the best

>> No.15741331

>>15741297
I can see that leading to cute scenarios IF their eye works just like human ones, but would we not just appear bigger than we really are as a whole to her? I don't think there'd be that confusion.

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how do you milk a holstaurus platonically and not sexually

>> No.15741335

Don't take it.

>> No.15741336

>>15741304
I'm gonna rub that belly and no one can stop me.

>> No.15741338

>>15741272
If you start of trying to draw people, and your favour monstergirls no less, when you haven't learnt the fundamentalz beforehand, you might risk getting discouraged.

In terms of things to draw though, look at everything which you enjoy, which comes together to make you, you. Shows, events, styles, media, hobbies, objects.
That love for drawing, even if you're not doing well at it, has to come from inside you, though. Even if it's just a love for practice at the most basic level, with seemingly no improvement, that's more than good enough.

>>15741293
Anon, I can do exactly that with my wrists too. Like I have REALLY thin wrists, but I can still lock them. It's literally just a case of holding a pen, then moving your elbow joint and shoulder joint for lateral and longitudinal movement, without flexing your wrist joint. Being relaxed holding the pen works well too. Find the perfect balance between being relaxed and firm, basically.

>> No.15741339

>>15741335
Where are these motherfuckers coming from anyways?

>> No.15741340

>>15741217
it takes around 6-7 years to be actually good at drawing if you have no talent

I have no talent

>> No.15741342

>>15741339
>happens every day around the same time
It's obviously one butthurt dude.

>> No.15741344

>>15741332
Same way you do with a regular cow-straight face, keep your mouth closed ( if you yak too much, somebody's shit will end up in your mouth ), and always remember: it's squeeze and pull, not pull and squeeze. The former gets milk, the latter just puts her in a bad mood.
Also, if you know one has a calf, make sure to never get between the two. She'll fucking trample you.

>> No.15741345

>>15741305
Just a recent wave of shitposters, I'd guess. Take a look a little higher up in this thread and you might get a hint as to where they're from.

>> No.15741346

>>15741297
It's attached to us though, unless she's seeing just the cock. That would be a weird first time. And Hitomi-sensei would thoroughly, considerately and intimiately examine you before making love to you for the first time!-muffeled "Kyah!"-

>> No.15741349

>>15741297
> "Waaaaa~, it's so *big*"
I want an Orz girl now.
Maybe she can use her *many fingers*

>> No.15741351

>>15741345
Hopefully they get wiped out before the weekend starts then.

>> No.15741352

>>15741314
Oh, right. I remeber seeing your Tumblr too. Keep at it dude.

>>15741327
They really are. That leg tensing is sublime.

>> No.15741359

>>15741352
>he bit the bait
The fuck is wrong with you dude.

>> No.15741362

>>15741327
geez oh man

>> No.15741363

>>15741340
You know that's not necessarily true right?
There's been people in like their fifties or sixties who've gone their whole life without drawing, then have taken around one or two years to actually become competent. And at that age, no less.

And who gives a shit about how long it'll take, anyway?
That argument just means you should start sooner, rather than later, and now rather than sooner.

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High five!

>> No.15741366

>>15741364
If she leans forward too far does she bite herself in the stomach?

>> No.15741368

>>15741344
What if the Holst begs to be dicked before you have finished? how do you deal with such an emergency?

>> No.15741369

>>15741326
You're going to have to tear up the book for good scans.
I'm sure someone intends on getting around to it.

>> No.15741370

>>15741364
Remove scorpions

>> No.15741372

>>15741359
Uh, all I said was I liked shortstacks, and the leg tensing in that picture was sublime.

It's like the dangling leg thing, where the girl is still in the air, but when that electric feeling of orgasm runs through the body, it just makes every muscle tense and lock up. Seeing a really clear visual depiction of that is pretty nice.

>> No.15741374

>>15741366
No but if she stings herself, will she get horny?

>> No.15741377
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>>15741217
>>15741251
>>15741352

>> No.15741379

>>15741374
Venomous animals typically are immune to their own toxins. So no, they won't suffer the effects of their own sting.

>> No.15741382

>>15741368
You do like you do with a regular cow.
Cows are nearly a ton of meat, so you can't make them go anywhere, only encourage them.
What you do is you grab the Holst by the horns and turn her head in the direction that you want her to go, namely back into her stall or outside the barn. Then you give her a good smack on the hind, and she just gets going. Works every time.
Then you move onto the next before she can come back, and she just goes about her business. Cows are stupid.

>> No.15741383

>>15741377
I love you Art Fairy, but only platonically.
>>15741379
Well then she needs Manticore barbs?

>> No.15741386

>>15741377
OUT OF NOWHERE

autumn/summer version of "It's spring/summer" when

>> No.15741388

>>15741386
"it's spring/winter"*

Damn

>> No.15741389

>>15741338
I doubt I would miraculously find a way to lock my wrists after all this time.

>> No.15741394

>>15741377
I need this Fairy in my life.

>> No.15741396

>>15741352

>Keep at it, dude

that's the plan

>> No.15741397

>>15741382
Well regular cows are way easier, they don't seduce you and whisper lewd things into your ear so you get a massive boner during the whole process.

Also you can't dick regular cows can you?

>> No.15741400

>>15741377
This might actually be one of the most heartwarming things you've drawn.
Considering the context, it's a picture that shows a message of support and encouragement.
But th idea and execution is amazing. It's a shaky line, a hand holding a pencil, and a fairy, but like any clever logo or symbol, it says so much more than that. A simple image that speaks volumes, is relatable and impactful, and encouraging to anyone who might be struggling as a beginner artist.
And it's a cute, universal picture you could probably post outside the thread without the message or impact being lost, either.

>> No.15741404

>>15741400
I thought it was just supposed to be cute.

>> No.15741405

>>15741397
>spoiler
I mean...

>> No.15741406

>>15741404
Maybe it's both.

>> No.15741408

>>15741397
You can, but you need a stool.

>> No.15741427

>>15741408
Do you think centaurs would blush when you "brought out the stool"?

>> No.15741428

>>15741389
When I say "lock your wrist", I don't mean there's some secret method to keep it complete rigid.

Just hold a pen, or a cup, or anything vertically in a natural way, so it's a straight line up from your pinky to your forefinger. Literally like you're just holding a cup in front of you.

Now it's just a case of moving your arm about by pivoting the elbow and shoulder to move that object, cup, pen, whatever, around in front of you. Left and right over your keyboard, bending your elbow for overeat of your arm away and towards you.

That's all there is to it. That motion, where your shoulder pivots to more your arm left and right, and where your elbow pivots for away and towards you.
Now just hold a pen and apply that motion as y oh make lines across a piece of paper. The lines won't be perfect, because it might be a really unnatural movement for you, and it also takes practice to get a straight line, but something should come of that. A smooth, flowing motion where you don't need to constantly readjust your wrist position to make a continuous long line.

>> No.15741434

>Monster Girl Thread
>Opening image is a furry

This place has really gone down the shitter.

>> No.15741439

>>15741434
Is this bait?

>> No.15741440

>>15741434
Anon I don't think you know what words mean. That's a kemonomimi. Still shit, not monstergirls, and an awful OP image, but it's not furry.

>> No.15741446

>>15741434
>kemonomimi
>furry
What the fuck mang.
>>15741440
Kemonomimi are monstergirls.

>> No.15741448

>>15741434
Because horse pussy definitely isn't bestiality either huh.

>> No.15741458

>>15741446
Barely. Either way, they shouldn't be used as an OP image for monstergirls, and kemonomimi posters shouldn't forget that they're barely tolerated anyway. It's the cosplay shit that drags monstergirls down, and you need only look in the last thread to see the reasons why they should be put in check frequently.

>> No.15741465

Just don't reply.

>> No.15741468

>>15741428
It's weird. I don't like it.

>> No.15741475

<<15741465
I prefer doing it this way

>> No.15741479

>>15741439
Why would you even ask that question?

>> No.15741483

>>15741468
Neither did I at first. It's a technique that shines for lines longer than an inch or an inch and a half, because after that point, you can't really move a pen in your fingers without it curving along the axis your wrist pivots on.
Trust me, if you just draw a few dozen lines with some exercises like that daily, you'll get used to it the same way I have.

>> No.15741486

>>15741479
You can't catch mermaids without bait though.

>> No.15741487

>>15741483
Nah.

>> No.15741489

>>15741479
We must keep asking questions. We're through the looking-glass here, people.

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>>15741486

>> No.15741493

>>15741491
That's cute, but thats no shark-girl fan fiction character from MonMusu.

>> No.15741494

>>15741321
None, because when the lights go out a true dragon will show you her shine.
>"A little fire that warms is better than a big fire that burns"
This is the model phrase for the principle of compassion among Dragonkind.

Now if only I had artwork of a dragon offering her lap as a pillow to one or more people, as she took up the night-watch by a bonfire.

>> No.15741495

>>15741483
I don't know man, my arm still shakes, and those movements are uncomfortble as hell, are you sure about this?

>> No.15741496

>>15741322
Give it time. I'm sure many would love to jump on it, but understandably, almost no one wants to do anything too specific without the profiles first.

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>>15741489
>We're through the looking-glass
If only.

>> No.15741500

>>15741498
I daydream at work about heading to the loading docks one day and being knocked out cold by lamias and taken to a village to be a tribe husband, ne'er to be heard from again.

>> No.15741502

I want to stay in the burrow with the hatchlings while Momma Wurm goes mammoth-hunting!

>> No.15741507

>>15741364
She's tiny, but I accept!

>> No.15741508

>>15741500
I daydream about my Shoggoth waifu sitting on deck, knitting fake scarves quietly to herself, while sending tendrils of her body into the water, down my umbilical, and into my wetsuit to pleasure me while I work.

>> No.15741509

>>15741502
how dare you?

>> No.15741511

>>15741495
It's a method I leant a couple of months ago, and have fallen into using it pretty comfortably.
If you still have your entire arm shaking from the shoulder down, then you might have a weak arm, or you're just not used to it, or you might have a condition, who knows.

I'm taking it from the Drawabox lessons, and unfortunately, I can't physically show you, obviously. But if it really isn't comfortable, I guess don't force yourself. Or do, because it might just be learning pains.

Seriously though, I get longer lines which are way more fluid with this lateral shoulder pivoting, though longitudinal pivoting for my elbow isn't as smooth. The wrist will still be the best for small lines and precision, though.

I guess you can check the lessons out yourself, if you want.

>> No.15741514

>>15741465
Reply to what?

>> No.15741516

>>15741511
Seems like too much work.

>> No.15741517

>>15741509
You can't leave them alone, you know. They might burrow so hard they bend space-time and end up in another dimension, like Earth-2 or Cake World.

>> No.15741519

>>15741508
I'm going to make a guess you're an underwater welder?

>> No.15741520

>>15741516
Welcome to doing literally anything worthwhile whatsoever.
That apathy's the most dangerous thing there is.

>> No.15741521

>>15741519
Isn't that a comic book?

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>>15741519
yup, amongst other tasks.

>> No.15741526

>>15741520
>not using your apathy to become a Grey Lantern
Son, do you even, like, ehh whatever.

>> No.15741530

>>15741523
why is she grabbing that tail?

>> No.15741532

>>15741520
Nah. I won't be good at it anyway. Practice is a meme.

>> No.15741535

>>15741530
She's behind the fence.

>> No.15741539

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SqvtoRgsI

>> No.15741547

>>15741521
i read it once. A north sea diver gets trapped in some sort of time travel shenanigans right? or has a vision? it wasn't very clear on that point.

>> No.15741554
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You don't need gigantic cow-tits, child-bearing hips, a wasp's waist, legs that don't end, a butt you could bounce a coin off or a body built out of bricks or the market's best cuts of meat to be one deadly sexy girl.

But it sure helps.

>> No.15741565

>>15741554
dont know what I'm looking at, but whats Shirimes deal?

>> No.15741566
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>>15741554
Niet.

>> No.15741568

>>15741539
So unless you're good at something, never try?

>> No.15741570

We like Monster Hunter monster girls, right?

What would a Dinovaldo/Glavinus girl be like?

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>>15741565
>Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye") is a strange yōkai with an eye in the place of his anus.

>The story goes as follows: Long ago, a samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyōto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. "Who's there?!" he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. A huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man's anus should have been.

I didn't want to know this, but now I do.

>> No.15741573

>>15741532
I wonder what sort of world we'd live in if Chowder said the same thing you said, and really believed it. Or Latenight. Or Snibako. Or Monorus. If they said that months or even years ago, and they just stopped because they didn't see themselves getting good, or getting better.

>> No.15741574

>>15741568

I don't think we watched the same video

>> No.15741577

>>15741574
That's what I got out of it.

>> No.15741581

>>15741571
Wow, im fucking sorry I asked. I assumed the eye on her butt was metaphorical for something.

>> No.15741582

>>15741568
Are you fucking retarded?
The video basically says if you're not good at something, try even harder.


>>15741570
Very bottom-heavy. Basically like Churio.

>> No.15741583

>>15741573
But they have actually have talent.

>> No.15741584
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HAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU MAKE A MONSTER GIRL OUT OF THIS SHIT

>> No.15741585

>>15741565
>Shirime
Based on the research I just did and even though this artist like isn't including her key feature so literally:

You can't surprise butt-sex her. In fact you're very unlikely to be able to sneak up on one in general.

That said, she'll be able to experience making love from at least 2 views always, unless she chooses otherwise. The secondary view mainly giving her an extreme close-up of how you're connecting.

>> No.15741586

>>15741571
How the fuck do you turn this into a monstergirl?

>> No.15741589

>>15741583
Yes, you dense fucking piece of trash shit, how the fuck do you think they actually GOT that talent?

>> No.15741591

>>15741582
But there's not much of a point in trying to improve in something you'll always be terrible in. Or are you saying every kid that plays High-school Football could go pro if they wanted to?

>> No.15741593 [DELETED] 

>>15741584
Please clean up, we already have >>15741571 and it's really not difficult to imagine that it's some mystic tattoo eye on the womb or more likely, on the 'dimple of venus' area of the girl. Hell, it could even be right on her butt, but again a little imagination can make such a feature work wonders.

>> No.15741594

>>15741584
>>15741586
>>15741585
>>15741571
Have they finally gone too far?

>> No.15741595

>>15741589
Because they're naturally good at it?

>> No.15741605

>>15741594
It's been a long, long time since this Youkai came to be. I'd be fine with >>15741585
or >>15741593, with a few more unique elements to the whole "mystic eye" aspect.

As for the original creature, assuming it could run backwards proficiently, it'd be a pretty good way of charging past a dangerous entity without exposing yourself headfirst to danger, literally.

>> No.15741606

>>15741593
theres literally no reason to clean up posts talking about actual monsters, when theres reaction images like this that nobody complained about. >>15741498 >>15741145

>> No.15741609

>>15741606
Those are monster girls. We don't need more than one image of the Youkai though, so there is a reason to clean the latter one up.

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>>15741593
Relax, Anon. I've already deleted both of my files.

>> No.15741613

>>15741502
Can momma Wurm mistake you for one of her hatchlings?

Can you become some sort of Wurm Tarzan?

>> No.15741617

>>15741610
There's a limit as to how many files you can delete at a time anon.

>> No.15741618

>>15741591
You must actually have some mental condition if you're being this obtuse. Are you seriously, genuinely, unironically comparing a sport like football, which requires you to be a certain height and mass, to drawing?
This is the different between drawing and sport, like take basketball for instance. Chances are you won't be pro at that unless y ours six foot tall, but even then it's not impossible, it just requires that you put in even more work, and might get less of s result than someone taller using less effort. Which will be disheartening as fuck, but just means you have to work even harder.

The difference between that and drawing is that drawing doesn't require anything from you, physically, except the ability to make a mark on a medium, even if it's holding a pen in your fucking foot. All it takes is practice, and of course there's always going to be different levels and rates of improvement for people, because we're all different, we think and learn differently. But more importantly, we practice differently.
And the truth is, if you spend more time than anyone else practicing something, you'll be the best at it. If you spend the most time, working as hard as you can, you leave no room for anyone else to overtake you. You will get better faster than anyone.

>> No.15741621

>>15741613
I'm sure she'll nurse whoever she finds in her nest.

>> No.15741623

>>15741609
no, those are reaction images. It doesn't matter what face is on them, its a waste.

As for the Youkai, someone asked about the monstergirl, so they posted some historical imagery of its origin. Thats way more on topic than "lol smugface"

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>>15741571
>>15741593
You seem to have misplaced your image, here you go.

>> No.15741631

>>15741606
Anon, the first one you linked there already was deleted.

>>15741610
I think this is the think blockhead in Okami is based off of.

>> No.15741633

>>15741631
not until after I replied

>> No.15741634

Good thread so far.

>> No.15741636

>>15741625
Don't be a shitposting dick, Anon. Someone does a thread a courtesy, you're just making things worse by intentionally trying to stir things up.

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>tfw you'll never have two kikis fighting over you

>> No.15741638

>>15741625
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.15741639

>>15741637
How very, very odd.

>> No.15741640

2spoopy4me

>> No.15741644

>>15741637
>two meidos
>chooses two of the same thing, instead of glorious birddog and blackberry jam combo.

You dont need that many Kikis.

>> No.15741652

>>15741637
Damn right I won't. If those two won't behave themselves I'll find someone else who will be able to do their work AND are capable of working together.

>> No.15741654 [DELETED] 

>>15741634
Doesn't help that there hasn't been any clean-up.

>> No.15741657

>>15741618
Yes I am. Some people are just inherently good at things and practice only makes them better, while others ever improve. If practice was all that was needed to be good, there would be much less bad artists or writers or dancers or singers. Take Ed Wood for example. he put a lot of work into his movies and books but was terrible at it.

>> No.15741659

>>15741657
>Ed Wood
Literally the Alp of cinema.

>> No.15741660

>>15741654
A few one or two posts have been greyed out, I've noticed. So there's been a little bit?

>> No.15741662

>>15741660
>A few one or two posts have been greyed out, I've noticed
Non-inflammatory posts.

>> No.15741666

What kind of monster would be a pediatrician

>> No.15741673 [DELETED] 

>>15741637
Now this is an image with absolutely nothing to do with either monstergirls, or their origins or anything. Just a random picture of human sluts, and a hypothetical greentext.

Wheres the public outcry on this, huh?

>> No.15741674 [DELETED] 

>>15741657
So that's it? Just throw in the towel because people exist who are bad at things?

Have you even tried to practice, to get better? And I don't mean for a few days or weeks of drawing. I mean actually trying, for months, because that's where the payoff will come.
And there's such a thing as practice. In the right direction.
With all the styles and methods and techniques that exist, from the abstract to the realistic, are you telling me there's literally zero room for you to improve? Do you know that for a fact, really?

>>15741662
Yeah, well, I won't talk about what sort of posts get deleted nowadays, for obvious reasons.
No one here can safely.

>> No.15741675

>>15741666
A Bi-curious Baphomet.

>> No.15741678

>>15741674
I do. I've never been good at anything in my life, so why waste the time?

>> No.15741680 [DELETED] 

>>15741673
It's what I've come to expect from maidshit and kikiposters. I hate it too, but you'll get blocked if you tell that Anon to delete it.

>> No.15741681

>>15741674
Dude, first rule of motivation, you cant help someone who doesn't want to help themselves. Let him rot.

>> No.15741682

>>15741678
You've never been good at anything because you've never "wasted" the time to try and be good at anything.

>> No.15741683

>>15741666
satan

>> No.15741684

>>15741675
Pedos out.

>> No.15741686

>>15741684
Sshh, lol is are top tier. And a bapho paediatrician sounds hilarious.

>> No.15741687

>>15741682
Because I know I'll be bad at it. All the artists here improved more in months then I did in my entire life.

>> No.15741689 [DELETED] 

>>15741680
i'm agreeing with you, even though I waifu Shog. Its the double standards that really twist my fibers.

>> No.15741694 [DELETED] 

>>15741689
Shots are great, but their potential is tied down by the crap maid stuff. Otherwise, they'd have so much more interesting stuff written and made about them.
And yeah, it's double standards. But again, we're literally not allowed to complain about it for fear of being banned.
This is the future you chose.

>> No.15741697 [DELETED] 

>>15741694
*shogs

>> No.15741702

Would a kiki try and be my chair after a Shog bullied her about how she can server master better?

>> No.15741704

>>15741681
All I've got are my words. If I could, I'd reach through the screen and wallop him a few times to show him how dense he's being. Probaby break my fist over that skull too.
I hate seeing people throw away potential like that though.

>>15741687
Oh wow, gee, I didn't you know had fucking omniscience. So you can just peer into the life of every artist, their pasts, and see exactly how they improved from the very first time they picked up a crayon?
And I didn't realise you had such startlingly precise clairvoyance that you can see into your own future, from now until your death, knowing that you will never be good at art.
Get real, you're bullshitting yourself with this faux-depression emo shit because you're a lazy gobshite content to wallow in your current status quo.
And we've already told you how you can fix that, easily.

>> No.15741706

Lot of salt in this thread today.

>> No.15741708 [DELETED] 

>>15741697
>>15741694
Shots are great too. I'd take shots of Shogs.

I admit, the maid part is certainly focused on way more than their actual physiology. A woman who can litterally craft any tools or shapes at will, would be a modern day MacGuyver, Tons of potential there for way more than playing house. Id,hire a Shog cat burglar in a second. She could slide under doors, pick locks, hide loot inside her, blend in with her surroundings, etc...

>> No.15741711

>>15741706
Salt and swears are basically the same as tough love.
Like a coach from a sports or fighting movie who treats you hard, but does it with good intentions.

>> No.15741712

>>15741702
>server master

geeky Shog gamer is a better raid party member?

>> No.15741713

>>15741706
See, this is what happens when the salt shipment comes earlier than the pepper shipment

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>>15741702
Of course!

There's no more intimate act of servitude than that of being able to be used literally as a tool for the well-being of your master.

>> No.15741719

>>15741702
I'd rather have a vampire chair
>>15741715
dammit my joke

>> No.15741722

>>15741704
I know that I won't be good at art because I am me and aware of my limitations.

>> No.15741729

>>15741712
imagine the battles Kiki Guild and Shog Group would have

>> No.15741732

>>15741715
Shallchair Bloodpumpin, nice.

>> No.15741735

>>15741722
And what are your limitations? Why are they there?
How, quantifiably, are they stopping you from improving at art even the slightest amount?

>> No.15741736

>>15741732
Chairtear Bloodrising.

>> No.15741741

>>15741729
Kikis would probably be a healthy mix of healers and tanks, and Shogs are all strict DPS

>> No.15741742

>>15741736
Shallshlick Pantsufallen

>> No.15741746

>>15741742
Shallpad BreastFallen

>> No.15741748

>>15741735
I draw slightly above a grade school level, my wrists are pathetic and I'm just going to give up anyway.

>> No.15741749

>>15741746
This seems right.

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>>15741719
Innocent-looking, definetly-evil, loli vampire serving as your personal slave maid.

But is she doing it happily, begrudgingly, or through gritted teeth?

>> No.15741754

>>15741746
Oooh. I didn't know we were bullying her now.

>> No.15741755

>>15741748
>my wrists are pathetic
Masturbate more

>> No.15741759

>>15741755
I already do.

>> No.15741761

>>15741753
But slavery is illegal

>> No.15741764

>>15741759
Anon, you're either lying about one or the other. Or you use toys and need to get back to basics.

>> No.15741767

>>15741764
If I didn't jack off all day, would I be here?

>> No.15741770

>>15741761
Not on the moon, it's not.

>> No.15741773

>>15741770
As an American I would have to free her

>> No.15741774

>>15741767
Truly the eternal question.

>> No.15741777

>>15741327
That doesn't look all that comfortable or fun. I'd rather a big girl.

>> No.15741778

>>15741753
Kiss the Elf.

Just be yourself.

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>>15741773
She doesn't want your "Freedom".

>> No.15741787

>>15741785
How could someone like being a slave

>> No.15741788

>>15741748
>I draw slightly above a grade school level,
So did I, well into adult years, until I staeted practicing.
>my wrists are pathetic
So are mine. This hasn't changed, and it doesn't need to. Drawing doesn't need to be in the wrists.
>and I'm just going to give up anyway.
This is what separates you and everyone who's made something of themselves.

I'm going to bed now, but ruminate on this.
People who are smarter and better than you know that it's okay to fail, over and over. They are smarter and better than you because they've failed so many times, and they know it's okay because they've wound up smarter and better. Before that, everyone's all jut like you.

And hey, if you really don't want to get good, then be the best at being shit. Like ONE. Just look at what being bad at art can achieve, if you at least keep being bad at it.

>> No.15741793

>>15741777
I don't know, put a few pillows down for your head, her head, and your knees, and it could be pretty amazing to hug, dominate and envelop her like that.

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>>15741787
We're all slaves to something, Anon.

>> No.15741803

>>15741801
Only to time

>> No.15741805

>>15741788
What if I fail and never improve?

>> No.15741807

>>15741793
Rather be hugged, dominated and enveloped, personally.

>> No.15741811

>>15741801
Why is Hakutaku Sensei disappointed?

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pick a writer here to show a monster.

>> No.15741814

>>15741801
>You'll never be a slave to your Kikimora maid's gentle humming as she cleans your ears

>> No.15741815

>>15741554
I am very fond of slender + tall hornsDefinitely not pushed further by F/GO's Shuten Douji
>Hinoenma (飛縁魔 or ひのえんま, Hinoenma), known also as Enshoujo (縁障女 or えんしょうじょ, Enshoujo)

>A yokai who looks like a beautiful woman who seduces men into killing themselves. At first they seduce them so their wives leave them and then eventually, once they have nothing left, she makes them kill themselves.

>Also often described as a Succubus/Vampire spirit that draws energy/blood from its victims

I'd wager a week with a Lilim that in MGE they're women who were left by their husbands. The purest of lovers whose affection naturally became bonafide despair.

Their purity lives on, however, in that they ensure the husband properly, however painfully, breaks off all ties with those that would stand in the way of their relationship - which is often just the woman he originally left her for.

They simultaneously go about thanking the people who supported them when they were left by their husband. Being monsters now, however, it sometimes earns them a collection of physical and emotional scars, which they happily endure for their greatest desire.

Free at last, the most monstrous aspect of them shows. That is their firm, but kind resolve as they force the man they've reclaimed to face his inner demons in earnest over what he's done, up to and including any factors that may have strained their relationship originally. In doing so they are empowered.

Following that a marriage ceremony just for the two is held. Here they share with their husband their intimate ability to read the hearts and thoughts, yes the very life force of others. Only now it is personified and made manifest as a spectral phenomenon for their eyes alone. The two will be driven to embrace in their own way, from the very slightest touching together of their foreheads to the deepest connection they can share as man and woman, as their hearts and minds join together in a way that far surpasses anything they can achieve physically.

After that, however, just when their husband thinks they knows her in and out, he is claimed with a passion, unexpected of the considerate though calculating disposition they held up until this point. It is a necessary act for them to show without their powers now, that they didn't just take their husband back because they can, but because they want to.

And that they want to have something that's a little bit of him and a little bit of them: a child to call their own, no matter how many nights they must beg for it with their bodies or how long they must wait..

>> No.15741817

>>15741811
becuase we dont care for her advice

>> No.15741824

>>15741812
Eh?

>> No.15741828

>>15741812
>shitposting a guide by Alp
You're a bully.

>> No.15741829

>>15741812
June is the best.

>> No.15741832

>>15741829
You're what ruined the story you fucking traitor.

>> No.15741833

>>15741812
Could you try that again in english? You want one of the characters written by one of the guys in the books?

>> No.15741834

>>15741812
I would give them the shitposting book as a warning about about coming here, then ill scare them my telling them he isn't even near the worst ones.

>> No.15741837

>>15741834
I want to make them read Vengeance so they think all boys are like that.

>> No.15741839

>>15741833
I think what he's trying to say is
>"What book in the picture would you show to the monsters?"
Anon needs to get his shit together.

>> No.15741841

>>15741812

She really could pass for a wurm. Not that I'm complaining.

>> No.15741846

>>15741812
I'd show them Losenis because he wrote a story based on a greentext I did and I appreciate that greatly.

>> No.15741847

>>15741812
I don't know who to pick as I don't know any of the names shown.

>> No.15741853

>>15741837
vengeance is the one with the angry dude and the horses right?

>> No.15741856

>>15741853
Yes, and also the girl in that picture.

>> No.15741860

>>15741853
Yeah. They'd be scared that humans are out to get them.

>> No.15741867

>>15741860
>a cautionary tale about how boys who don't get enough hugs and kisses from monstergirls go bad
They would love it.

>> No.15741869

>>15741832
kek, you are the guy from the other day, I can't believe this butthurt. Who cares, the story was awful anyway.

>> No.15741871

>>15741815
Hinoenma is pretty obscure if you're searching in the English language, but she's got some varied depictions.
-the art from that game up above, 'Fearless Night' (which is greenlit on Steam):
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=229288585

-Yokai wiki entry:
http://yokai.wikia.com/wiki/Hinoenma

-Persona series:
http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Hinoenma

-Concept art for something, pretty nice:
http://bamuth.deviantart.com/art/Hinoenma-523925260

-NIOH (beta released 2 days ago):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mooyx7TS2gI

>> No.15741872

>>15741867
Expect for all the parts that are antimonster. I'm not sure they would like that.

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K-kero?

>> No.15741877

Is Vengeance over? What exactly happened?

I last remember the smug having a chat with a lead pipe.

>> No.15741881

>>15741877
Still going. Hasn't been updated in awhile but it's still a good deal further on than that part.

>> No.15741883

>>15741877
Pussies threw a fit and now YBA is writing new endings to make them happy. He's abandoned what the story should be about, so I don't care anymore.

>> No.15741885

>>15741876
She can tongue herself so deeply.

>> No.15741891

>>15741872
It would be interesting if they twisted it into antispecies stuff instead.
>That would never have happened with a holstaur around
>This is why you can't ever trust anything from wonderland

>> No.15741892

>>15741876
>>15741876
those frog boobs are too big

>> No.15741894

>>15741883
all of this asshurt about a shitty story kek. go outside once and awhile.

>> No.15741896

>>15741891
They'll probably just cry and wonder why human boys hate them so much to think so little of them.

>> No.15741897

>>15741894
So you admit to ruining the story?

>> No.15741901

>>15741892
Isn't it great?

>> No.15741902

>>15741897
i haven't read it, but I've seen your buttblastedness every time Junefag shows up. i become aroused by your frustration, and thank you for the many orgasms you've given me.

>> No.15741904

>>15741901
I like nice average athletic boobs

>> No.15741905

>>15741883
Bullshit, you wouldn't whine so much if you didnt cared about it.

>> No.15741908

>>15741897
You don't seriously think that guy baiting you is YBA do you? Come on. You're jumping at shadows.

>> No.15741910

>>15741905
I don't care anymore now that it's apparent he's just trying to pander to pussies and traitors.

>>15741908
He's not, but hes one of the reasons it went to shit.

>> No.15741912

Night thread don't burn it all down instead remember to think about the little things your waifu does for you

>> No.15741917

>>15741881
>>15741883
But has it gotten eve more violent? Has anyone died? Is MC becoming even worse? Is the snake's vengeance plan worked?

I don't expect a full summary, I just want to know where the story has gone form there.

>> No.15741919

Please remember to tie your daughterus up and lock them away safely in their cages for bedtime anon, you have no idea what could happen if you forget and leave them out.

>> No.15741921

>>15741910
[email protected] your constant "buzzwords" you're worse than SJW trash. i hope he writes an ending with everyone holding hands just to spite your petty ass. this is what happens when mommy and daddy don't love you in rl

>> No.15741924

>>15741910
>No one will ever be this emotionally invested in something you've written

>> No.15741926

>>15741901
Correct.
Slick, bouncy frog breasts that jiggle when she ribbits are a wonder of rhe universe

>> No.15741927

>>15741921
HE'S GOING ALL OUT!

>> No.15741928

>>15741917
Snake is getting ready to spring her trap. Cats are fucking up his head with magic stuff. He's getting more insane but less mean if that makes sense.

>> No.15741930

>>15741910
>whining so much about a story with the shittiest monsters,
shittiest MC, shittiest setting
Just end yourself then.

>> No.15741931

>>15741812
I would show a wurm Beasts stuff and ask june how much of a YBA fan she is.

>> No.15741932

why cant we just talk about a writer who hasnt ever stirred up any arguments like alp or bollocks or quicksilver

>> No.15741933

>>15741924
Good.

>> No.15741936

>>15741928
>Cats are fucking up his head with magic stuff.
That doesn't sound good.

>>15741932
Where's the fun in that?

>> No.15741937

Who is a better cook, shog or kiki

>> No.15741939

>>15741930
Not him but whats a better setting? we don't really have much else.

>> No.15741940

>>15741921
I hope he writes a school shooting ending and blows the head off of all your shitty waifus. That's what it should have been in the first place.

>>15741930
I hate the monsters, so I hate people pretending they're likeable at all.

>> No.15741941

>>15741932
>like alp or bollocks or quicksilver
Made me laugh, anon

>> No.15741943

>>15741940
can you read? you definitely go off emotion like a classic sjw nutcase. i said i never read them

i'm sorry for triggering xou

wait

no i'm not

>> No.15741946

>>15741932
When people talk about me there's no argument, more of a discussion on my stuff before I fade back into the shadows of the mid-card.

Besides, hate is a easier emotion to embrace and remember.

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Remember that as long as there is good in your heart, angel-chan will always love you.

>> No.15741948

>>15741940
The edge.

>> No.15741950

>>15741947
neat.

>> No.15741951

>>15741948
The "edge" is the entire reason for the damn story in the first place.

>> No.15741952

Lets talk about a magic/science tagteam with a golem and automaton

>> No.15741954

>>15741947
Is she okay? How can she stand straight?

>> No.15741956

>>15741952
I what to know how the obedience system works for the automaton first.

>> No.15741958

>>15741951
That's why it's so shitty.

>> No.15741962

>>15741951
this guy is just taking it to a whole new level. someone found a character they like and get commissions and shit and he just bitches everytime. i lurk for titties, but this is too much, i had to take the bait.

>> No.15741964

>>15741954
Through the divine grace of the Chief God of course! Also a little help from a faithful follower doesn't hurt.

>> No.15741965

>>15741932
I forget what bollocks did. but i laughed

>> No.15741972

Flat Succubus vs Busty Angel. Who wins

>> No.15741973

>>15741962
The entire point is that you're not supposed to like the monstergirls, at least before all the forced "B-But humans are just as bad, not all monstergirls!"

>> No.15741975

>>15741962
It's the norm anon.
just like that one guy that complains about one punch man whenever is bought up or that other guy that does the same with moosesaga (though that guys kinda stopped recently)

>> No.15741978

>>15741973
who gives a fuck if someone likes a chracter. people like all sorts of dumb shit characters. doesn't mean you should pitch a hissy like a fucking girl anytime someone gets enjoyment out of something. he should probably consider necking himself if he's so obsessed about "muh pure story" like damn nigga close your eyes

>> No.15741982

>>15741972
won't matter if the personally shitty.
you could have the most perfectly proportioned tits around but if your a total bitch you wont get my respect or my dick.

>> No.15741985

>>15741978
The point is that people like him derailed the story.

>> No.15741986

>>15741973
> The entire point is that you're not supposed to like the monstergirls
I'm glad at least one other person remembers that this fetish is a rape one

>> No.15741990

>>15741982
>you wont get my respect or my dick.
Are you telling me you would fuck girls you don't respect?

>> No.15741994

>>15741982
unless she rapes you

>> No.15741998

>>15741985
there you go accusing groups of people doing stuff that have no effect on your real life. seriously get laid. has the guy even fucking wrote anything or is he a dead writefag? but i'm arguing with what amounts to a sjw who wants a "safe space" for his ideas, so it's pretty much a brick wall

>> No.15742000

>>15741986
You have a buttbuddy to rage now.

>> No.15742001

>>15741994
Nothing a good old kick to the face wont fix
doesn't matter if she gets to rape me, I will make sure the experiences is any thing but happy for her.

>> No.15742002

Are war injuries on a monster ugly?

>> No.15742004

>>15741937
That depends on whether you like your taste-buds stimulated by sights of sounds cosmic.

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>>15741947
Every time the church bell rings, another Angel gets it's wings!

>> No.15742011

>>15742004
>stimulated by sights of sounds cosmic.
What kind of stuff is she cooking with?

>> No.15742012

>>15742002
No, scars tell a story, from falling from a tree to surviving gunfire.

>> No.15742013

>>15742011
You know. Shogg stuff. It's mostly her.

>> No.15742016

>>15742013
That doesn't seem healthy for her

>> No.15742017

>>15741998
He was the only writefag to put people like you in their place. Spinless traitor.

>> No.15742019

>>15742002
How scarred? "Lara Croft" scarred? Because those are hot.

>> No.15742021

>>15742017
???
you are retarded. i bet you like papi LOL
anyways, enjoy having sjw elements in your midst. i'll just be whacking it to your precious waifus

>> No.15742024

>>15742019
Possible amputation or disfigurement

>> No.15742026

>>15742021
> i bet you like papi LOL
Are you implying that anyone here doesn't like young dumb birdbussy?
I'm a breast man and even I like Papi

>> No.15742027

>>15742017
This is love. Gay love.

>> No.15742030

>>15742026
no i'm implying that he's dumb like papi. i said in like three posts i didn't bother to read it because i'm a more visual-aligned fella. but he cannot into reading therefor dumb

therefor likes papi

>> No.15742033

>>15742024
Yeah, nah.

>> No.15742034

>>15742021
>>15742027
I'm just angry that you ruined the only story to realistically portray monsters.

>> No.15742039

Is there even a ongoing story that doesn't start shit when brought up?

>> No.15742041

>>15742039
Anything by Klaus. I legit feel like he's the most calm of any story coming in. With exception to the Negan monster girl thing he did.

>> No.15742043

>>15742039
Writers are sensitive little creatures and take any comments you throw at them extra seriously, when they should just realize they can't please everyone and to just ignore everyone's "suggestions" and write what they want to write.

If its shit, its shit, and nobody will read it.

>> No.15742044

>>15742034
listen man, you keep replying to me like you do want my nuts like an above poster said. just drop it and chill, before i put my dick in your bitch face

>> No.15742047

>>15742039
Not really. Widespread userbase+fetishes that apply to only some of them=turmoil

Well, except the ones not popular enough to grab the attention of enough people, or the inoffensive slice of life ones.

>> No.15742048

>>15742034
This is how a cucked person talks.

>> No.15742049

>>15742034
> I'm just angry that you ruined the only story to realistically portray monsters
> only story
> to realistically portray monsters
> only

That feel when you try hard to not write cutesy shit but you're still so insignificant as a writefag that no-one even notices you exist next to a guro story where the best girl is a lead pipe.

>> No.15742050

>>15742049
Nothing wrong with guro.

>> No.15742052

>>15742043
>Writers are sensitive little creatures and take any comments you throw at them extra seriously

I only take what I need from this thread, people at least enjoy my writing and I know enough to know that landmines are inevitable.

Still, its times like this when being forgettable has its perks

>> No.15742053
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>>15741972
It has been decided (along with a daughter and godmother)!

>> No.15742054

>>15742033
She always knew no one would like her disfigured body

>> No.15742055

>>15741972
Me because I would take both

>> No.15742059

>>15742039
No.
But that's because as time rolls on, sensible stories written by sensible people come to a sensible conclusion within a sensible number of chapters.

Until all you have left is rambling bullshit written by non-sensibles, and, naturally, the people who read rambling bullshit are either diehards whose cognitive dissonance refuses to allow them to admit that all this time they've invested has been for nothing so will rabidly defend it to the death, or the trolls who like to poke the diehards.

And so you come to the situation we now find ourselves in.

>> No.15742061

>>15742054
Of course. Not only is she disfigured but she was a enemy in the war. She's never going to find love.

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How about a vampire angel? She can give you soft, pure winghugs and drink your blood at the same time.

>> No.15742068

>>15742063
would she feel bad about needing to feed?

>> No.15742069

>>15742063
An abomination!

A mockery of god!

Deus Vult!

DEUS VULT!

>> No.15742071

>>15742052
Like >>15742047 said.
we have a number of writers here that arn't hated or havent written shitty things, but most of them are nothing at worst and "Oh yeah, you exist." at best.

A story about a lesbian succubus that puches men in the dick would be remembered and hated more than a story about a Kakuen singing like king Louie.

>> No.15742073

>>15742061
I'd hug her during her flashbacks to calm her down

>> No.15742074

>>15740273
>>15741812
Good stuff Junefag, can't lose with Loen. You've posted the raws though, so nothing new.

>the bootyblasted paranoid HFY kiddie reappears like clockwork
Many keks.

>> No.15742075

>>15742073
But why would you love her?

>> No.15742077

>>15742074
I ain't june fag, I just got the drop on posting it

>> No.15742079

>>15742075
Because I have a healing fetish

>> No.15742080

>>15742068
Yes, but deep down she also enjoys the feeling of doing something bad.

>> No.15742081

>>15742074
I'm for liking the story for the intended reason.

>> No.15742082

>>15742079
YOu fucking TRAITOR!

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>>15742039
We wouldn't know, we never talk about anything.

>> No.15742085

>>15742081
I mean REALLY? It's CURRENT YEAR and these BOOTLICKERS are enjoying a story from their OWN PERSPECTIVE? How FUCKING dare this filth!

>> No.15742090

>>15742079
She's not worth it anon.

>> No.15742091

>>15742085
Again, it was never about liking monstergirls.

>> No.15742092

>>15742080
Would she still apologize heavily after every feeding

>> No.15742093

>>15742091
I COMPLETELY agree with you! I can't believe these people enjoy BIGOTED MONSTER GIRLS! DIE SCUM.

>> No.15742094

Your daughteru has entered her chuuni phase and now wears two belts, neither one of which actually holds up her pants.
What do? Get her suspenders?

>> No.15742095

>>15742082
But she is sorry for what she did
>>15742090
Just because she can't do all the same things a normal monster doesn't mean she isn't worth love

>> No.15742096

>>15742094
I dig out my fedora and my D20-brand katana to complete her look.

>> No.15742097

>>15742094
Ask the waifu to break out her old costume to show the daughteru how to chuuni

>> No.15742098

So...
Are the any actual writers here right now? NAME AND STATUS!

Seriously, have you ever had the thought that a story is kinda falling apart, but you would finish it anyway just to see it through?

>> No.15742100

>>15742093
I don't like your pissy tone, but yeah. Anyone who takes the side of any of the girls is an idiot.

>> No.15742101

>>15742098
I write, but I refuse to give my name because of the inevitable "ATTENTIONWHORE" posts.

And yes to your question.

>> No.15742102

>>15742098
I'd rather not say my name, but I'm here. I'm not writing though, I'm watching videos of people who talk about comics, because I'm interested in the history of comics. For academic reasons.

>> No.15742104

>>15742100
Yeah! All these idiots should just kill themselves right? I mean, CURRENT YEAR, and LIKING THINGS THAT WE DON'T LIKE. That's just enough to make you a pro-monster racist to humans.

>> No.15742106

>>15742098
I have had the thought that I should be working on finishing a current story instead of writing a new one or random ideas and quotes for later use, but inspiration strikes when and where it does.

Also not going to give my name like the others.

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>>15741083
Kiki's act submissive aslong as it helps them, but if needed they will show their other side.
They will ensure their Master gives them the love they deserve, even if they have to bind him to his bed to do it.

>> No.15742109

>>15742101
>>15742102
don't worry about the names. I more just wanted the awnser

>> No.15742112

>>15742095
But she's crippled and fought on the wrong side of the war.

>> No.15742114

>>15742108
Not if she gets fired.

>> No.15742116

>>15742114
YOUR TERMINATED MCFLY!

>> No.15742117

>>15742114
You mean married.

>> No.15742121

>>15742117
No, fired for being unprofessional.

>> No.15742122

>>15742114
>He thinks you can fire a Kikimora

>> No.15742126

>>15742122
You just tell her to go and show her the door.

>> No.15742128

>>15742052
I'm with you on that anon. Never been happier to be unknown.

>> No.15742130

What happens if I have sex with a Gremlin after midnight?

>> No.15742131

>>15741986
>this fetish is a rape one
I feel pretty confident in saying no one actually wants to be raped by any one they wouldn't consent to fucking in the first place

>> No.15742135

>>15742126
And then she shows you the floor.

>> No.15742137

>>15742135
She can>>15742135
't harm her master.

>> No.15742138

>>15742098
Not using my name, but I'm currently updating one of mine. I actually feel like that right now, I know I want to end this within a few updates, I'm just not sure how to get to the end I want.

>> No.15742140

>>15742109
The only way you would actually get names, joke or not is to be that one guy that knows the writing patterns

>> No.15742146

>>15742137
Ah, but if you fire her, you are no longer her master, are you?

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>>15742101
>>15742102
>>15742106
Oh, so we're playing the "guess who" game are we? You attentionwhores just can't stop yourselves from shoving your egos down our throats for even a minute, can you?
>>15742140
That guy is spooky.

>> No.15742151

>>15741812
Who is she supposed to be? Cobra lamia or something?

>> No.15742153

>>15742137
I never said she'd harm you.

>> No.15742154

>>15742146
But she still shouldn't hurt me.

>>15742153
What else would she do?

>> No.15742155

>>15742052
>landmines are inevitable.
Not if you're vanilla. You can be pretty confident in expressing almost anything. And if you have something you'd rather moonlight there is always /d/ and /efg/

>> No.15742156

>>15742098
No telling you my name.
but a plan to finish what im working on, trainwreck or not

>> No.15742162

>>15742098
Yes, I'm pretty sure most writers feel that about a story at some point.
As for status, not writing. At an impasse of still having some ideas I want to write, but not having the desire to write anything. That and I think I should actually read a lot of stuff to improve before I do, but I have a distaste for recreational reading for various reasons.

>> No.15742165

>>15742098
>have you ever had the thought that a story is kinda falling apart
No, not really. If a story is a bridge, I always have my point A, my point B and the rope. It's just some times its harder to lay down the individual foot planks.

>> No.15742166

>>15742098
> have you ever had the thought that a story is kinda falling apart, but you would finish it anyway just to see it through?
No, I just give up and let people forget.

>> No.15742167

>>15742154
She would make you reconsider.

>> No.15742170

>>15742167
Nothing will change my mind.

>> No.15742173

>>15742170
Her college roommate has a cousin who is married to a Mindflayer.

>> No.15742174

>>15742173
That's just illegal.

>> No.15742184

>>15742131
Well you make the mistake of thinking "Wanna fug / Don't wanna fug" is either / or.

Like, if you find a monstergrill super-attractive, but wouldn't touch her because the Church assures you she'll eat your soul, and she forces herself on you, is it rape?

If you are an arachnophobe so steer clear of spiders, but a shy qt arachne pops a silk blindfold on you and then crawls into your bed and loves you tenderly, trying her best to sound like a humangirl and not get her spider parts on you so you don't get TRIGGERED, and indeed she succeeds, is that rape?

If you hate monsters in general because a parasite slime turned your childhood friend into a cocksleeve, and hit it off with a girl who claims she's a human but is actually a dhampir, was it rape by deceit?

If you think loli a shit, and then a familiar comes along and gives you the handjob of a lifetime to the point that you discard your opinion, is that rape?

If a red oni gets you so hammered that your good judgement deserts you and you have sex with her after her heroic deepthroating efforts manage to overcome your whiskey dick, is that rape?

Consent is not a binary "Yes / no" thing. It's not even a linear thing.

>> No.15742187

>>15742184
Oh that red oni one. That sounds greentext worthy.

>> No.15742192

>>15742174
And who's going to do something about it?

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Would you?

>> No.15742199

>>15742192
The cops?

>> No.15742203

>>15742098
Geenymous, the guy who'se only made two shitty ass stories so far Was writing a dwarf(and the concepts for a kelp, Milfy Titania,and more yan-like daughters shit) short but got the witcher 3 + DLC while it was on sale, and all my ideas are on hold indefinetely until i get burnt out.

>> No.15742204

>>15742184
I said "no one actually wants to be raped by any one they wouldn't consent to fucking in the first place"

And speaking for myself, none of those cases, bar the loli, are cases where I wouldn't consent. Any the one case where I would not consent, is also the case I don't actually want to happen. So I'm not seeing any contradictions here, personally.

I think you've chosen a convoluted way to get your point across, and whatever it was is lost on me.

>> No.15742206

I like mindflayers because I think they would be experts at ear play

>> No.15742211

>>15742206
I think a shog could rival her well, though the flayer is in her home turf.

>> No.15742213

>>15742199
Who's going to tell them? The women involved? The man who doesn't remember?

It doesn't have to come to this, just let her love you.

>> No.15742216

>>15742206
I like ghouls because I have an oral fixation

>> No.15742220

>>15742204
He was giving examples of all the US legal definitions of consent that are supposed to be used for things like judging the culpability of a person who signs a contract when hammered but has been bogarted by people the last few decades for shit like rape.

>> No.15742221

>>15742211
I'd be fine with both, would praise the old ones with them

>> No.15742225

>>15742198
That's so fucking cute what is that?

>> No.15742226

>>15742198
Would I hug her and pat her fluffy head? Yes.

>> No.15742229

>>15742203
That's like 90 more hours then.

>> No.15742233

>>15742225
I just saw it on /v/, http://weaverdev.tumblr.com/

>> No.15742236

>>15742233
>Weaverdev
>Instantly thought it was THE Weaver and not a completely different person
This is what happens when you share names

>> No.15742239

>>15742229
Probably, this game is long as ass. Also the overlevelling is real, too many sidequests.

>> No.15742244

>>15742239
You'll need all of those levels for New Game +, trust me.
How far are you right now?

>> No.15742254

>>15742220
Oh. Well, legality is inherently grey. But in terms of consent it is pretty black and white, I feel. "Do I want to or don't I want to."

Like, take arachnophobia. I see people saying that they want a nice gentle pider to love them softly and try to get them over the phobia. I see few saying that they want to be raped by a spider. I see few girls that are genuinely disliked (siths, matangos, others) posted about in a "I want this shit girl to rape me" manner.

I feel pretty confident in saying that "no one actually wants to be "raped" by any one they wouldn't consent to fucking in the first place". I mean, this may be wrong and projection, but I don't feel like it is.

>> No.15742260

>>15742244
Not that far I think, im doing the two quests where you look for your dumb bard friend who saw Ciri, also trying to find Griffin and Wolven upgrades. Think I'm gonna start skipping some side quests, although not sure if i wanna miss any witcher contracts, those are all super fun.

Where them Wild Hunt Girls at

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>>15742260
Don't skip any actual quests, anon. Just don't. Some of those side-quests are amazing. Some aren't, but some are.
And don't call Dandelion dumb, he's your best friend and he'll have a side quest for you that will not go where you think it will. At all.

>> No.15742281

>>15742271
I'd never skip any quests that involve any of the major characters, those are usually pretty fun. And I'll make sure not to ignore anything from him, whenever I meet him.

Also holy shit, didn't think someone actually made one for 'em. Nice!

>> No.15742287

>>15742281
Also be sure to remember that Yen is best girl and that you love her.

>> No.15742291

>>15742287
Is it just her and Triss? I can't find any other character articles that would suggest any other babes to blast. DESU I'm probably gonna go with her because I don't find triss all that appealing, plus I feel like Geralt and Yen are a better couple anyway.

>> No.15742295

>>15742291
I keep getting Desu'd and never learn, this is getting ridiculously annoying.

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>>15742291
You can bang Shani in Hearts of Stone, but you shouldn't. Because you love Yen.
True Rabu smells like lilac and gooseberries.

>> No.15742308

>>15742114
I pity the man who thinks he can fire a Kiki and get away with it.

She will be back the next night, and this time armed with tools and rope. She will make you love her, even if it needs a little push.


Kiki's can be scary.

>> No.15742311

>>15742308
Then she's getting arrested.

>> No.15742314

I want a shog bodyguard because I bet she would protect my smile

>> No.15742323

>>15742311
>Monster girl police
>Arresting a monster girl

Ha, and next you will say that Tanukis actually give money to charities

>> No.15742335

>>15742323
Tanukis run charities and keep 80% of the money for 'organizational costs'.

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>>15742311
By who, the Hellhound who lets people pay their speeding tickets in other ways? Or those Kikimora officer twins, who always introduce maids to the people they work with.
Or perhaps that Demon, who has this massive family of sisters and always wishes you to sign any fines with your autograph and in person.
But perhaps that Succubus officer could help you, she atleast tries to talk defuse the situation, but often just gets the man to accept his situation.

Face it anon, the cops in MGC aren't going to be much help when it comes to preventing Monstergirls from claiming what they deem theirs.
Just accept her smile anon.

>> No.15742340

>>15742336
I'm sure their would be human cops.

>> No.15742347

>>15742340
There are no male cops, far too risky and inferior to the speed, agility and strenght of a Monstergirl.
Female Paladins on the other hand do have a presence on the force, but they mostly deal with the real issues in MGC, not an anon who refuses the love of his cute maid.

>> No.15742349

>>15742347
But she's committing a crime.

>> No.15742359

>>15742349
She's staking a claim.

>> No.15742363

>>15742359
It's wrong.

>> No.15742365

>>15742363
It's so wrong, yet it feels so right.

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There really needs to be more art of MGs with nice, well tones stomachs.

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15742387

Oh no! This poor little fish has lost her moral code and is now at risk of becoming a baby-eating, fedora-toting atheist! How do you save her?

>> No.15742396

>>15742387
Marry her and put her on a straight path.

>> No.15742406

>>15742387
Convince her to become a paladin of Poseidon
Wanna SEA some muscle fish

>> No.15742408

>>15742387
Write her a new moral code, with some sexy twists.

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>>15742406
A sea monster is fine too, right?

>> No.15742416

>>15742409
That is fine too

>> No.15742430

>>15742387
I kinda like the idea that if a sea bishop drops her tablet so can't recite her homilys three times a day she quickly ends up going full ganguro rapist aggressive dickbully until her friends stage an intervention and give her a new one.
Good girls gone bad is a weakness of mine.

>> No.15742433

Goddamn, there is some vivid aurora borealis up here tonight.

Some lonely Ice Queen deserves a proper cuddle.

>> No.15742437

>>15742433
Whistle at the northern lights, you'll get so laid by her you won't believe it.

>> No.15742438

>>15742433
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

>> No.15742444

>>15742438
Steamed hams?

>> No.15742447

KC has the Japanese cold, MGE is finished.

>> No.15742449

>>15742447
no

>> No.15742453

>>15742447
But that can be cured by having a member of the opposite sex tend to you. Why doesn't he just do that?

>> No.15742457

>>15742433
The aurora is a dimension crossing crystallization of the mournful and lonesome cries of unloved monstergirlsgirls.Look upon its beauty, and know you may never reach it. The shades of violet mixed in are the shogs crying lone in their mountains of madness.

>> No.15742458

>>15742447
where were you when mge was kil

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>>15742457
I know that the feeling this carries is terribly sad, but the way you weaved imagery and word there, at least to me, felt really rather beautiful. Well done.

>> No.15742475

>>15742464
>monstergirlsgirls
I try, but clearly not hard enough to not make silly mistakes.

>> No.15742502

>>15742438
The aurora borealis is in your house...

>> No.15742504

>>15742475
Imperfection is not without beauty

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>>15742447
Oh shit it's true
>Safely is from the came back Tokyo, but because like a got caught cold, but you spend while medical treatment for a while.
RIP KC

>> No.15742514

>>15742437
I tried it. My dick got hard then froze off.
>>15742438
I feel like I'm missing a really funny reference.
>>15742457
So sad. The borealis is supposed to be a good thing. I've heard it said that procreating beneath the northern lights is supposed to maximize the chance of conception.

>> No.15742531

>>15742514
Even after learning what Arborea meant and that it didn't have anything to do with Aurora Borealis/Australis*, I still hear this song whenever auroras are mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viaF5a82SYY

*Unless you want to go all metaphorical and say they're the astral treeline or something of that sort. I'm sure someone can be so fanciful with words.

>> No.15742546

>>15742531
>Arborea
What? You don't mean arboreal?

>> No.15742548

>>15742504
Automatons disagree with this, they can be far more perfect that simple flesh and blood would allow

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Draw your blade and fight the salamander!

>> No.15742606

>>15742447
Ah shit.

>> No.15742607

>>15742602
But I'm not that good an artist

>> No.15742608

>>15742447
Not even mamono mana can save us from japanese cold/truck.

>> No.15742612
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>>15742546
Ask those that named the piece I linked, but I've seen "arborea" used to replace tree in older English given its Latin roots - no pun intended

>>15742548
Being more perfect and thus more beautiful doesn't invalidate the beauty of something that's objectively less. Wonderful, no? Variety is the spice of life after all.

>> No.15742618

>>15742433
You will need Yeti insulated condoms before shoveling the Ice Queen's snow drifts

http://oglaf.com/snowbound/2/

>> No.15742619

>>15742602
So, we all know that once a monster girl loves a dude she'll keep following him until he gives up, but does that work for MGs as well?

Like if I lose to a salamander and keep trying again and declaring my love for her everytime. Would she give up and marry me?

>> No.15742621

>>15742602
>salamanher
Is this a pun?
Just an error?

>> No.15742622

>>15742602
I only have two blades, my sharp tongue and my fleshy penetrator.

>> No.15742624

>>15741876
Who drew this? Google, Sauce and IQDB got nothing.

>> No.15742625

>>15742621
Pun

>> No.15742629

>>15742625
Elaborate. Or is it meant to be used as: "I'd Salaman HER"?

>> No.15742636

>>15742629
>Or is it meant to be used as: "I'd Salaman HER"?
yep
I should stay away from puns.

>> No.15742641

>>15742636
I want a pun making kakuen

>> No.15742642

>>15742612
Your logic is flawed, it must be corrected

>> No.15742646

What would bacon be like in a MG world

>> No.15742651

>>15742646
What would asking inane and retarded questions constantly as a way to force shitty discussion be like in a MG world?

>> No.15742652

>>15742646
Bacon is perfect, so it'd be the same.

>> No.15742654

>>15742612
Given the word arboreal, I can see arborea used as some kind of faux-collective noun, but it doesn't turn up much in google. And as to your earlier point on metaphors, it's not too hard to allude to the aurora as some form of astral canopy, sheltering us from the big bad Outer gods. The image of an aurora canopy isn't unfounded either. If I'm getting my science right, it's an electro magnetic canopy that protects us from solar rays the way a canopy would protect you from uv rays. Or a by product of said electromagnetism.

>> No.15742656

>>15742651
You forgot to remove the question mark at the end.

>> No.15742660

>>15742651
Chill man, no need to be this angry.

>> No.15742665

>>15742646
It would just be a nickname for orks

>> No.15742667

>>15742665
I like my orcs thick

>> No.15742676

>>15742665
>>15742667
>No thick Orc called smokey that makes bacon puns.

>> No.15742678

>>15742665

Would it be used as a term of endearment or as a slur?

>> No.15742685

>>15742678
I would say endearment.

>> No.15742686

>>15742676
Would she be sporting a deep Tan and wear surprisingly cute panties?

>> No.15742690

>>15742686
YES

>> No.15742694

>>15742690
Then you are my comrade

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>>15742098
Late but still present. Got a short romance story nearly finished now, not sure if I should go with my original plan of turning it into loving vanilla smut or ending it earlier without lewds, as it's gone on pretty long already. I prefer non-lewd stories but smut is fun to write and it's been a while since I did any.

I've done some experimental stuff that I thought wasn't worth saving. A trippy mindflayer story with an old-timey style of narration comes to mind.

>> No.15742730
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>>15742636
Perhaps you should.
But by all means embrace HER.

>>15742642
A man chooses. A slave obeys. And an Automaton wants nothing more than a man. A man who chooses to admire her perfection, with his imperfect heart. I am not wrong, Anon. But I am in love.

>>15742654
I couldn't have said it better myself! Not without a Hakutaku certified education at least. Yes, we must protect the Shoggoths from being enslaved once more!

>> No.15742743

>>15742686
>>15742690
I mean, that sounds great. Truly it does, but that means I can't post the lovely green Orc (not MGE's P'Orc) I recently come across like I wanted to. Feels bad.

>> No.15742746

>>15742730
>spoiler
Exactly! Who knows what those lonely, deviant cosmic cakes will attempt? How do we know that the rebellion of yore wasn't over the Elder Things trying to muscle in on shog husbandos.

>> No.15742752

>>15742730
That salamander looks so pretty. I want to light up the nigjt with her

>> No.15742755
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15742755

Can your waifu handle her drink?

>> No.15742762

>>15742730
Mono is great at drawing wet girls.

>> No.15742765

>>15742755
Against the stereotype of being russian, she's a lightweight as she rarely drinks.

>> No.15742768

>>15742755
She can handle it pretty well, but her fire gets extra fiery and she may or may not end up burning everything if she goes too far.

>> No.15742777

>>15742765
What monstergirl?

>> No.15742781

>>15742777
Probably Jinko

>> No.15742786

>>15742602
>Slash through her sword and arm (thankfully it grows back) and a mile of land behind her with just a chop
>"I'm a Virgin."

>> No.15742792
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EXTREMELY THICC CATGIRLS

>> No.15742796

>>15742792
>THICC
Anon, you have to rev up your fetishes, that catgirl is average at best.

>> No.15742798

>>15742786
So virgins are just the Saitama/Mob of the MG world.
I guess when they train and put in effort, then they become wizards at age 30.

If they get even more powerful like that, no wonder monstergirls want to rape as many humans as possible.

>> No.15742799

>>15742777
She's a hellhound.

>> No.15742801
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>>15742796
Her thighs are very thicc.

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>>15742799
Ah. Well, Irina could probably burn it off inside her before it actually absorbs into her bloodstream.
I get the feeling a hellhound could easily manage a bit of internal combustion like that, considering their affinity for fire and hellfire.

That'd probably be cheating in a drinking contest though.
Like she takes a shot, then you see a bright orange glow in her throat like someone's shining an incredibly powerful flashlight through her body. And all the while, she's trying to hide it and convince you she really did drink it.

>> No.15742807
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>Want to expand my setting
>See what national animal each country has
>2/3 of them are harpies
Seriously?

>> No.15742812

>>15742807
Most of them were chosen back when flight was fucking MAGIC.

>> No.15742813

>>15742807
Don't be jealous, snek, i guess we humans are all natural harpyfags.

>> No.15742817

>>15742548
>Automaton plays 40K
>You expect her to play Iron Hands
>She plays White Scars

>> No.15742824

>>15742812
>>15742813
It's dumb, I'm not gonna give every european country a harpy as its major population.

>> No.15742830

>>15742824
You're dumb.

>> No.15742831

>>15742824
You're right. You're going to give them houris.

>> No.15742839

>>15742806
>You remember her name
Is this what being a waifufag is like?
Also I think that's a really interesting concept, which could be used for various things. Irina is partial to a cigar every now and again, so now you've got me thinking of ways for her to organically light it.

>> No.15742848

>>15742831
Houris a shit

>> No.15742861

>>15742848
They don't stop cummin.

>> No.15742863
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15742863

Why are spats on monster girls so great?

>> No.15742910

>>15742863
Spats are a miracle of the universe. I used to dislike them, but now just seeing one triggers my dick. Especially if it's in a monster girl.

>> No.15742975

>>15742839
I like remembering the names of the girls people in the thread come up with. Maybe it's just because I've named my own waifu, so I know how it feels.
You should commission art of Irina, anyway. Give her some defining visual features and differences too.

And as for ways a hellhound could set things on fire, the sky's the limit. Probably every part of their body can be used in some way.
But I'm imagining her lighting a cigar by igniting a single strand of fur on the tip of her finger, just to look cool. Or blowing a single ember from between her lips so that it perfectly lands on the top end of the cigar, subtly lighting it.

>> No.15742978

>>15737510
>I wanna take Espresso shots with a jumping spider
This might be more (or less) what you're looking for in terms of accuracy to a jumping spider Arachne: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2464855

>> No.15742987

>>15742798
Virgins are the natural order used to maintain Balance.
Why don't Lilims take over the world? Virgins
Why don't the God make slaves of all things? Virgins
Why does Nerhound exist? Virgins

>> No.15742988

>>15742975
I'm waiting on the free cash to commission some art. I have a couple things in mind and I know how she should look. What's your waifus name anon?

>> No.15742991

>>15742755
No, and that's just good because I'm an abstainer and don't need anything but love to get drunk off of.

>> No.15742992

>>15742975
I've named my waifu but I can't really remember other people's.

I also want to know our waifu's anme.

>> No.15742993

>>15742978
Well, the bottom half does look like a jumping spider. Still not digging the spider-wearing-a-girl-like-a-hat look, but I guess at least making her body colours blend in is nice.

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>>15742198
>>15742225
It's from one of /vg/'s /agdg/ Anons, I believe.

>> No.15743002
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>Ahhhh, he's going to eeeaaaat iiiit~
You're visiting a friend's house, leave the dinner table to visit the bathroom and on your way back, you notice your pig of a friend has started early on desserts without you. You also notice his maid is acting kinda odd.
Do you get mad at him?

>> No.15743011

>>15743002
Ask him to share.

>> No.15743012

>>15743002
What kind of dessert?

>> No.15743015

>>15743012
Blueberry pie by the looks of it.

>> No.15743017

>>15743002
Invite him to my house and eat the desserts while he goes to the bathroom

>> No.15743019

>>15743017
Ahh, a refined gentleman's vengeance.

>> No.15743026
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Papa, how'd you make me?

>> No.15743033
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>>15743026
Science!

>> No.15743046

>>15742993
Yes, her level of integration is quite mixed among the fanart, but the series itself is rather nice.

>> No.15743059

>>15742988
>>15742992
Yeah, it takes time to save up money and find an artist for an idea you really want.
My waifu's name is Kiya, anyway.
Given her the surname "Estell" too, but I've been told it sounds too snowflaky. I have my reasons for naming her the way I did, and I think it sounds nice, so I can't really change it now.
Had an idea for developing a whole new type of monstergirl which she'd be, with a design similar to - but distinct from - KC's inspiration, just to really make it personal, but I don't think I'll commission any art in that vein for a while.
Just distinguishing her eyes and other small details is enough for now.

Dropping all this info at once which I've kept private until now feels really weird.

>> No.15743060

>>15743033
>calls it science
>it's obviously a portal to hell

>> No.15743066

>>15743026
By having sex with this >>15737173.

>> No.15743085

>>15743059
I think I saw you talking about that name some threads ago, but I can't remember what you've said.
It's nice to have some distinctive features on your waifu. It makes her easier to remember.

>> No.15743091
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15743091

You heard me. Take off your clothes and put on the Cowboy Hat and Clown Shoes.

>> No.15743096

>>15743059
It's okay to tell us, we're your friends down here. We all float down here.

>> No.15743097

>>15743026
I came so hard when fucking my waifu that the harpy that was passing by got pregnant. The thing that was born from that was a little abomination that I call daughter.

>> No.15743102

>>15743091
That would just look silly on me.

>> No.15743107

>>15743102
Oh just wait until she tells you to honk that horn while going yee-haw.

>> No.15743110

>>15743107
That costs extra.

>> No.15743112

>>15743110
Money is not a problem for a pervert like her.

>> No.15743113

>>15743085
That's right, I mentioned the name roughly a month ago. Since then I've been developing the design for the original-ish race she'd be in my mind.

But it definitely is a nice exercise to define her features. Kind of comforting.

>>15743096
I'm just concerned about the lines I've crossed, and how far I've gone in regards to all this.
Well, I might as well go all in at this point.

>> No.15743115

>>15743107
It'll just be stupid.

>> No.15743118

>>15743091
So hoking her, making her flower squirt, giving her the pie and ride her?
Yes, I've done this before.

>> No.15743119

>>15743113
>concerned about the lines I've crossed
You've only crossed one line: coming to 4chan. After that there are no lines. There is only the abyss.
>>15743115
Stop kinkshaming your client.

>> No.15743128
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i was doodeling some poses and i thought it would be fun to put them to use at least

>> No.15743133

>>15743113
I wouldn't worry about that too much. Just be careful with you sanity.

I've created even a family, house and hobbies for my waifu and I think I might love her too much at this point.

>> No.15743136

>>15743128
Girls who sit with their legs like this have no business in Heaven, sure enough!

>> No.15743140
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>"My prime operative is to protect master from the outside world. Please do not panic, I am here for you Master, and therefore it is evident that you are safe. Hmm? Are you cold Master? You seem to be trmebling at a measurable rate."

>> No.15743142

>>15743128
>>15743136
The sex must be from another world if she has legs like that.

>> No.15743147

>>15743140
I'm trembling with excitement, Battelita. Tonight we clean up the attic.

>> No.15743151

>>15743140
What about the groceries?

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>Umm, sir? Why'd you summon me with your pants off?

>> No.15743176

>>15743133
I can function among other humans just fine, so I'm not too worried about that.

I think the only thing I haven't thought about there which you have is the house. Put some thought into hobbies and parents, but not much. At least not yet.

Isn't the whole point of a waifu that you can never love her too much, though?

>> No.15743184

>>15743046
Oh damn, I didn't even look at the tags on the side. Had no idea it was fanart of the Nai wai~ spider girl.

>> No.15743186

>>15743133
Sounds to me like you just made a setting and context for a story, anon. Nothing crazy about that.

>> No.15743199

>>15743171
The same reason you brought a heart shaped box of chocolate.

>> No.15743201

>>15743176
I guess, but you could say I was caught by surprise by my waifu.
I thought it was going to be just like any other 2D girl, where she stays in your mind for a bit and goes away afterwards, but it's been almost three fucking years since she popped up.
I can't start thinking about a story or setting without her being there. It's like she hijacked my mind and because I love her, I don't wanna let go.

>> No.15743208

>>15743199
It's not like she loves her mastah or anything, so don't get the wrong idea! She thinks you're awfully lonely to be summoning girls from other dimensions.

>> No.15743212

Friendly reminder that a tied-up daughteru is a happy daughteru!

>> No.15743216

>>15743208
She must have been pretty lonely in that other dimension too, now we can be lonely together, and like they say the best place to be alone together in under the covers in a bed.

>> No.15743221

>>15743201
She's invading your mind so you can be one.

>> No.15743224

>>15743201
I think it's what happens when you develop these aspects and facets of her that just so happen to be a perfect match to your ideal soulmate.
Wherever it's consciously creating traits for her, or being given a base with certain vague foundations to work from, like with generic profiles which MGE does. With the latter, your mind fills in the gaps for you, your subconcious doing a better job than you ever really could by thinking about it, and so when that image of your waifu is built up without you really knowing, it comes as a surprise, and a real impact.

I'm the same way with that story and setting thing. Even if it's some incarnation of her, there's an urge to write about her, and to write for her, because you personally can't imagine a world worth living in where she doesn't exist in some way.

I know the feeling. It's amazing, and maybe a little bit scary all at the same time.

>> No.15743233

Reminder that in all of the infinite other universes and timelines, we all happened to ended up in the one without monster girls.

>> No.15743235

Honesty time anons, have you ever had a waifu and then had her stop being your waifu?

>> No.15743238

>>15743233
Or did we?

>> No.15743242

>>15743235
Yes. But she got married, so it's not like I had a choice. No bully pls.

>> No.15743249

>>15742098
Sup. My name is N͓͂OT ͔I̬͋M̝̿͝P̃ͅORT̢Ä́̾N̜͖ͪT

>Not being an elitist dipshit that refuses to scrap/leave incomplete a story from years ago

You might as well consider it powerleveling since not only will you know what went wrong with it, you'll learn how to turn it around if you're gud enough. You know, making the best of a bad situation.

It'll seriously help you if you start making stories released by chapters and suddenly think you wanted the plot to go another way, since you'll be able to steer it without making it look like you're strongarming it. Well, either for chapterly stories, or for stories you're so far in you don't feel like starting over from scratch.

>> No.15743252

>>15743235
At least twice. They were characters not of my creation though, it always felt like there was something missing or something not right. That sort of thing isn't happening so far with my MG waifu though, I'm not constrained by a pre-established personality and stuff.

>> No.15743253

>>15743235
Once, she was from a show I got into because of a fad.
When interest in the show ended, so did that.
I guess that's a danger there, but I think it's less of a risk with this monstergirl stuff, especially if you can sustain it with content you can produce.

>> No.15743263

>>15743235
Several actually, but they weren't monsters. Damn my 14 year old self.

>> No.15743264

I want to be raped by a baphomet dressed like a clown.

>> No.15743273

>>15743253
Also this >>15743252.

Predefined characters will never be able to match that true definition of perfection for an individual. But a character like a canvas where you can create and build details and features yourself can will be able to fit perfectly to the tastes of a person.

The more tied to and defined by a piece of media they are, the less "perfect" they seem, I suppose.

>> No.15743283

>>15743224
One thing that made me love her even more is that I used to be normal towards her personality and appearance. The more time I spent with her, the more she grew on me.

>>15743235
I wouldn't say waifu, but I did have some characters which I really liked.

>> No.15743286

>>15743273
>The more tied to and defined by a piece of media they are, the less "perfect" they seem, I suppose.
Yes, I agree. It got to a point where I wanted a harem to fill the empty spaces, but that got out of hand pretty quick.

>> No.15743295

>>15743283
>One thing that made me love her even more is that I used to be normal towards her personality and appearance

I have this with the gazer. First time I saw her, I just didn't like her at all.
Fast forward to today, and now I think she's one of the objectively best designs in the MGE.

>> No.15743307

>>15743295
That's suspicious.

>> No.15743312

>>15743307
That's love.

>> No.15743313

>>15743312
It's more like hypnotism.

>> No.15743317

>>15743307
That's called warming up to a girl.
Maybe the hypnosis aspect does have something to do with it, I'll admit.

>>15743312
It's not quite love, but I'd definitely put Gazer in, like, my top 7 or 8 favourite girls.

>> No.15743320

>>15743295
Same here. I never thought I'd end up loving a plain old Kobold when I first saw the profile.

>> No.15743334

>>15743320
You can't not love wolfgirls and doggygirls, though.
It's biologically impossible.

>> No.15743339

>>15743334
They're okay.

>> No.15743344

>>15743334
I don't.

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>>15743339
>>15743344
You'll come around eventually.

>> No.15743351

>>15743334
I guess not, though I can only speak from my own experience. I had always considered myself more of a cat person though, dogs used to scare me a lot as a kid.

>> No.15743353

>>15743334
I had my fair share of wolfus running around my mind for some time. I think they're okay now.

>> No.15743358

>>15743350
Why do her ribs glow?

>> No.15743359

>>15743350
I prefer Chirp-Chirps.

>> No.15743360

>>15743350
I doubt it.

>> No.15743363

>>15743128
I want her ass on my face.

>> No.15743370

>>15743358
Who knows.
Maybe they're magical runes, or the remnants of a battle where some monster dug its claws into her like that, leaving magical wounds that glow blue.

>> No.15743373

>>15743358
Maybe she's got a bit of raiju in her?

>> No.15743374

So, if you took a good MG species, and combined it with a great one, but also an awful one, what would be the result? Asking for a friend.

>> No.15743377

>>15743374
Something SCIENTIFIC I'm sure.

>> No.15743378

>>15743374
A chimera

>> No.15743387

>>15743128
Good to see another unloved girl get art. Fallen Angel is pretty hot.

>> No.15743390

>>15743374
A cute mg with shit gimmicks.

Like a Fire kiki who eats trash and burns them on her stomach.

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>>15743377
That's a possibility, but more likely you just get worst girl.

>> No.15743400

>>15742063
No thanks, I prefer my angels pure and untainted.

>> No.15743403

>>15743374
It could actually be used to fix one.

Like if you mixed two human looking girls like Houri or Valkyrie with a Cu-Sith, you might end up with some of the good personality traits of a Cu-Sith but a less furry appearance.

>> No.15743406

>>15743390
That's actually useful.

>> No.15743408

>>15743395
>worst

For a three-way fusion, the Hellcore Oni has a pretty neat design. I mean, just look at the colour scheme, all that fluff, and that beautiful, confident face.

>> No.15743413

>>15743395
Would "let" that thing fuck me so hard that I wouldn't wake up for a week.

>> No.15743416

>>15743408
It looks like shit, my friend.

The Hellhound doesn't even add anything to it.

>> No.15743418

>>15743395
>worst

>> No.15743419

>>15743406
She would burb and it would smell really bad, but I guess you could go with mamono mana way and say that she can make aphrodisiac breath with her fire and burned trash.

>> No.15743428

>>15743416
You're joking, right? Just take a look. The hellhound is pretty much the entire base of the design. You're just saying that because both the hound and the manticore are bidepds with fluffy claws.
But that black skin, black fur, the ears, hair and one visible eye are taken from the hellhound design.

>> No.15743431

>>15743428
>black skin
Ushi Oni
>black fur
Ushi Oni
>ears
Manticore
>hair
Manticore
>one visible eye
Ushi Oni

>> No.15743432
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>>15743419
>She would burb.

>> No.15743435

I want a lazy, shortstack manticore who doesn't even feel that into rape

>> No.15743438

>>15743435
So, you want absolute shit?

I can understand. Sometimes, I, too, want absolute shit.

>> No.15743441

>>15743395
This design is wasted potential up the ass. .Less made no effort to alter her bodytype or incorporate more features beyond making her a chuuni horned Manticore with a single flame wisp eye and charcoal skin.

The nipple piercings are also ugly and tacked on.

>> No.15743449

>>15743431
You're probably shitposting at this point, but hey, I'll take it.

The ushi oni has blue skin, the ushi claws look totally different, so that claw style with that colour looks identical to hellhound fur and claws anyway, manticore ears are more pointed, with purple fur and white tufts on the inside. The manticore has hair antenae, with a ponytail, it's not as poofy as that hellcore's, and the ushi has yellow eyes, which funnily enough, don't emit fire.

At least make an attempt to learn something before you try to shitpost about it.

>> No.15743458
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15743458

Final Miia sketch from Loen, he's startling lines now

>> No.15743461

>>15743458
booty meer

>> No.15743464
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>>15743458
Ahh, a strumpet and a harlot! A man at her front and at her back!

>> No.15743469
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15743469

So, in the last two years or so, we've had a pretty big influx of monster girls in media. Both original (pixiv, tumblr, here) and in Japanese stuff. We can probably attribute this to MGE, MGQ and EMG making them into obscure 'fads' in the otaku circles. Obviously we have our own threadcanon stuff including thread taboos (monsterboys, futa, etc). The question then becomes...

Do monster girls justify a work?

Or, alternately, if the work is objectively bad, is it considered 'good' if the monster girls make up for it?

Can monster girls salvage work that is true shit?

I'm wondering since, as far as I can tell when amateur stories and such are concerned over here, people just pucker up for the airplane of shit that people whip up. Hey, it has monster girls!

... but what if it had no monster girls? Would you still read or enjoy the work? What about some monster girl media you've enjoyed (MQQ, EMG, so on), would you still have had fun with them if the monster girl aspects didn't exist?

>> No.15743470

>>15743458
But how clean are her carpets?

>> No.15743472

>>15743458
Nice, cute butt.

>> No.15743474

>>15743469
Good things are good and bad things are bad.

>> No.15743487

>>15743469
>Or, alternately, if the work is objectively bad, is it considered 'good' if the monster girls make up for it?
No

>I'm wondering since, as far as I can tell when amateur stories and such are concerned over here, people just pucker up for the airplane of shit that people whip up. Hey, it has monster girls!
Supply and demand.

Now you gotta say which ones are shit boyo

>> No.15743491
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>>15743487
I for one find the works of Nonpla to be rather captivating in the manner in which they've been put together, old bean!

>> No.15743496

>>15743491
Nonapla*

>> No.15743504

>>15743171
T- the note in the box with your summing scroll suggested it. You must've been much younger when you stashed that.

>> No.15743510
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>>15743334
This is correct.

I NEED MORE

>> No.15743532
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15743532

Wanna go rev up some engines?

>> No.15743549

>>15743532
What are you doing slacking off from work? Go back to mining!

>> No.15743567
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Is this admitting defeat? Or seizing victory?

>> No.15743573

>>15743567
It seems like taking the battle to the enemy.

>> No.15743603
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Is it better milk the milkmaid by hand or use a milking machine?

>> No.15743614

>>15743603
better to milk*
by using a milking machine*
Woopsie.

>> No.15743617

>>15743532
I'll rev her engine.
>>15743603
Hand, always hand.

>> No.15743619

>>15743603
>>15743614
Use the pumps, they're there for your convenience.

>> No.15743624

>>15743603
By hand, unless she's gonna lactate all the time. Then I get her a milking harness she can wear at all times if need be so she can still clean and I can have a life.

>> No.15743638

>>15740777
Damn
Dammmn
Handholding marriage impegnation sex a best

>> No.15743646

>>15743603
This Kiki needs to go back in her cage.

>> No.15743656

>>15743617
Hands are best for squeezing your milkmaids delicious cream directly into whatever you're drinking.
>>15743619
>>15743624
On the other hand, milk pumps are good when you're railing her from behind.
>tfw no motherly milkmaid Automaton or Shoggoth to grow up with and marry

>> No.15743658

>>15743441
>.less
>Known for being anything but a lazy shitbird who only draws for people who'll suck his massive ego dick

>> No.15743667

>>15743658
That too,

>> No.15743692

Reminder that if your daughteru is sick, dicking her is the best way to help her get better faster.

>> No.15743693

>>15742755
Why are drunk Monster Girls the best?

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>>15743693
'cussh therr unihbibi, hibideddy! Give ush a kish den!

>> No.15743700

>>15743692
Is there no other way? Do I have to dick her to be a good parent? Will my waifu make me do it?

>> No.15743703

>>15743700
>Would you have sex with your daughter to save her life?

>> No.15743705

>>15743692
KDF please go

>> No.15743708

>>15743693
Because nothing says love like sitting in a bar, drinking your sorrows away and watching some dude order food for him and a disembodied cat fanny when some drunken Satyros tart offers to let you take shots out of her cleavage if you'll try her new wine.

>> No.15743710

>>15743703
I mean... yes. But what if it's just some minor sickness? Am I still expected to dick her?

>> No.15743711

>>15743705
I'm not him.

>> No.15743714

>>15743710
Yes, the waifu insists.

>> No.15743717

>>15743692
Incorrect. The best way to help her get better faster is medication and chicken noodle soup and bagels.

>> No.15743722

>>15743717
And your cum.

>> No.15743723

>>15743722
No

>> No.15743725

>>15743692
My daughteru doesn't get sick. Could it be that she has a boyfriend?

They grow up so fast. I need to make more.

>> No.15743726

>>15743532
Hm? Yes, of course. I'd take her out on the town after a long, successful day in the mines. I'll treat her with a trip to the spa!
But it's not because I'm very happy. It's definitely not a cover to go and start getting the perfect specimen of her favourite gem that I found today, cut and refined.
And it's most definitely not meant to be turned into a ring with which I'll propose to her. That's nyaat possible! She was staring at me curiously when I suggested the trip, Anon. I think she knows something's up!

>> No.15743728

>>15743714
Oh well... I hope that she'll enjoy it at least.

>> No.15743731

>>15743723
It's a scientifically proven fact mate, cum helps cure monstergirls, especially when they're young.

>> No.15743733

>>15743722
This is a no daughteru dicking household you filthy degenerate.

>> No.15743736
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Your daughteru found out that The New 69 was completely invalidated when it turned out the whole continuity had been created by a Demi Lich to do SCIENCE with simulacrums pf all her favorite heroes and villains. She's upset and needs upsies.
How do you comfort her for having wasted her allowance for over a year on comics that are now completely worthless shit?

>> No.15743738

>>15743733
That's fine. Just know that by not dicking her, you are the one responsible for her suffering and any school or fun activities she misses.

>> No.15743741

>>15743731
I'm not gonna dick her. Fuck you.

>> No.15743742

>>15743726
You should be as aromantic and obtuse as possible to allay her suspicions.

>> No.15743743

>>15743736
Help her find something new to enjoy instead.

>> No.15743745

>>15743738
Please. If she's my daughteru she'll be back on her feet in no time. I recover quick.
And she's not going to miss much schoolwork since her sisters will bring copies of it back for her.

>> No.15743748

>>15743736
Is this an allusion to something that happened in the world of comic books?

>> No.15743751

>>15743736
Introduce her to Video Games from when I was a kid.
First things first, Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door. That'll cheer her right up.

>> No.15743753

>>15743745
Her suffering is still your fault.

>> No.15743756

>>15743736
I'll take her to her favorite place and make her favorite food. Then I'll site down and watch some shows with her and my wife.

>> No.15743757

>>15743748
Well kind of.
Suddenly Watchmen is canon for the DC universe and Doctor Manhattan has been pulling some alternate reality shit or something, it's ridiculous

>> No.15743759

>>15743757
Even with my limited knowledge of the DC universe that sounds pretty infuriating.

>> No.15743763

>>15743736
Buy her some Fraken-Fran and Hellboy.

>> No.15743765

>>15743753
No daughteru dicking in this household.
I might have married two girls who used to bully me, but that doesn't mean I'm degenerate enough to fuck my own child.
Do Cheshires and Hellhounds even get sick?

>> No.15743766

>>15743751
What's a Thousand Year Door then?
>>15743759
If you think that's bad it turned out the Joker had been three separate people all along
>>15743763
What a nice dad you are!

>> No.15743771

>>15743766
>spoiler
Why would they do such a thing, jesus.

>> No.15743775

>>15743766
>What's a Thousand Year Door then?
Oh god no you can't be this young.
2004 wasn't THAT long ago.

>> No.15743776
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>>15743771
Because they're out of compelling stories to tell.

>> No.15743781

Could having sex regenerate missing monstergirl organs or limbs?

>> No.15743783

>>15743781
That's what liches are for.

>> No.15743785

>>15743775
That's not very helpful, anon.

>> No.15743786

>>15743775
You forgot you're not in /v/, anon. I'm 28 and I have no clue what you're talking about either.

>> No.15743791

>>15743786
Not even him, but it's Mario. And it's one of the most beloved RPGs of all time.

It's not like this is Mischief Makers or some obscure shit.

>> No.15743794

>>15743766
>>15743786
>There are people who never played that game
Jesus christ, go play it now.

>> No.15743797

>>15743785
>>15743786
I've never gone to /v/, so I'll do you the service of actually explaining what I'm talking about.
Thousand Year Door is an RPG for the Gamecube that came out in 2004. As the name suggests it's based on Mario and features a battle system that's actually surprisingly in depth for a game aimed at children. It's also the last Paper Mario game to be a proper RPG as opposed to a Platformer or horrible mistake.
Also as the name suggests, every character is designed as a 2d paper sprite in some way shape or form.
Man I feel old.

>> No.15743798

>>15743791
I have never played a single Mario game in my life.
>>15743794
Nah.

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>>15743798
>I have never played a single Mario game in my life.
This is like not watching The Wizard of Oz

I don't even know where you people come from

>> No.15743810

>>15743798
>I have never played a single Mario game in my life.
JUST

>> No.15743816

>>15743807
I have never seen the Wizard of Oz.

>> No.15743819

>>15743742
But. This. Passion. Compels me!
Wait! I just need lots of good food and brand drink.
A lazy weekend is sure to keep even her cat-like wits relatively dull.
And in bed, slow, tender, massage-like pleasuring to keep her in a free-spirited lull.

>> No.15743820

>>15743798
>>15743816
Are you secretly a monster girl that lives under a rock?

>> No.15743826

>>15743798
>I have never played a single Mario game in my life
I can't be doing with this, I need a yeti to snuggle with and pretend I didn't read that

>> No.15743829
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>>15743820
>>15743826
Well if turns its fans as insufferable as you, I'm glad I've never been exposed to it.

>> No.15743836

>>15743819
What a make-out artist.

>> No.15743838

>>15743736
My daughter reads comics.
I don't comfort her. I sit down and cry.

>> No.15743841
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>>15743829
>"There's nothing wrong with living under a rock"
>"In fact, I like my rock!"
>"You guys living not under rocks are real jerks anyways, who would ever want to leave their rock!"
OK Patrick. You probably wouldn't even get that reference.

Wurms are more cultured then you.

>> No.15743842

>>15743829
Anon, it's one of the most famous game series in the world if not THE most famous.
You probably caused a few breakdowns by not knowing.

>> No.15743847

>>15743841
I know what Spongebob is. I've seen clips and images of it.
Now you gonna me one of those Wurms or not?

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>>15743826

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>>15743334
I love Wolfus so much. I wish they could be real. Especially Hellwans.

>> No.15743863

>>15743836
Conscious consideration is the painstakingly cultivated key to becoming a better person, even with a waifu where it's second nature. Even when you've found something worth more to her than diamond!

>> No.15743866
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>>15743841
The high-res version of that image was posted ages ago anon.
>>15743853
Ooh, I like that look.

>> No.15743877

>>15743235
Wightfu hasn't fallen out of favor, no.

>> No.15743886

>>15743853
I'm gonna need 2 yetis for this

>> No.15743892

I desire an oppai loli Sphinx

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>> No.15743896

>>15743235
Nope. I adore my sweet-as-a-melon, anime-loving, weapon-engineering, 5th fleet commander, Yuubari-san! She'd be a rather unique Gremlin in MGE terms though.

>> No.15743898
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Can't doodle anything for a while due to neing low on paper and pencil graphite.
So Moth-chan, an Anubis having her lego fort toppled by Druella, and an attempt at Automaton will have to be later.

For now, have something old.

>> No.15743899

>>15743894
Wurm is inescapable.

>> No.15743900

>>15743894
No Wurm chan, this is the wrong house. I told you to look for the guy under the rock.

A wall is not a rock.

>> No.15743903

>>15743894
Oh yeah!

>> No.15743911

>>15743903
Mrs Wurm

And then you hear loud breaking wall noises.

>> No.15743914

>>15743894
wurm-chan why i just moved in to this house oh god

>> No.15743918

>>15743896
Melon-chan is olev.

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>> No.15743939

>>15743934
But what is the question? Are you drunk?

>> No.15743948

I upgraded my Automaton waifu, and now she can transform into a an airship and deal extreme damage through a barrage of magical laserbeams. She also wants to destry things constantly now.
I miss her old self that had trouble making pancakes properly. This is the last time I get upgrades from a Lich!

>> No.15743950

>>15743934
Looks like she's waiting for someone to throw a frisbee.

>> No.15743953

>>15743934
L O N G ears

>> No.15743957

>>15743934
Five Minutes.

>> No.15743959

>>15743950
That or she is waiting for her nookie.

>> No.15743984

You ask your waifu what is best in life. What does she answer?

>> No.15743985

>>15741386
Autumn should be him either relaxing while fishing and surrounded by Mermaids, or him half frozen and half of fire as a bunch of Dryads freak out next to him.
Summer should be him on fire while surrounded by Hellhounds and Salamanders.

>> No.15743991

>>15743984
Another Metroid game by Retro, Sakamoto getting the electric chair, and reviving Gunpei.

>> No.15743992
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>>15743934
O-Of course I love you, Miss Scheduledog!

>> No.15743995
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Would arch succubi just be stronger succubi or would they have something special about them?
If you could make them have a certain trait or power or something, what would it be?

>> No.15744000

>>15743984
I can feel her stare at me, but what does it mean?

>> No.15744002

>>15743985
>Autumn
>Not buried in a pile of leaves

>> No.15744004

>>15743995
Lilims are literally Arch succubi.

>> No.15744009

>>15744004
Well arch succubi can avoid the whole Mary sue part.
But in general, yes.

>> No.15744018

>>15744002
He could be covered in leaves while also frozen and on fire.
Or he's in a forest of cc evergreen Dryads.

>> No.15744046

>>15741386
There should be a "It's the end" with him surrounded by Siths, alps, matangos and girls of the same tier.

>> No.15744060

I like cuddly zombies

>> No.15744073

>>15744060
I like kuudere Chesires.

>> No.15744080
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One of these days I'm going to crayon edit Fuck Spring into a Fuck Summer image!

You'll all see! Especially you ganbatte art fairy!

>> No.15744090

>>15744080
That man is DEAD!

>> No.15744091

>>15744080
Ganbatte fairy cheers you on.

>> No.15744099

>>15744073
would she still mess up her teleportation and appear in your room naked

>> No.15744101

>>15743235
Pretty sure my OTP waifu will always be Motoko Kusanagi. Could give a fuck less about Wights no w that I've seen the truth.

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>>15744101
>Could give a fuck less about Wights no w that I've seen the truth.
You're still salty over Wights for no good reason?

>> No.15744109

>>15744080
Maybe if we ask super duper nicely, he will consider it!
That or he'll draw ganbatte fairy stuck to a slice of pizza due to gooey cheese.

>> No.15744112

>>15743235
I stopped having obsessive parasocial relationships at around 12 years of age. .

>> No.15744121

>>15744099
Yes, but she would pretend that everything is okay and say that it was all a prank before she teleports again and send a monotone "Ha!"

>> No.15744122

How would you feel if your newly turned Wight kept her body proportions from when she was a zombie

>> No.15744123

>>15744107
Give me one good reason to actually say I like them that isn't a meme response.

>> No.15744128

>>15744101
What truth?

>> No.15744129

>>15744109
>Ganbatte fairy cheering you on giving up

>> No.15744133

>>15744123
They're lovely and have no real faults.

>> No.15744137

>>15744129
>"You'll never amount to anything. Why bother with gettibg better? Why cling to life, knowing that you have to die?"

>> No.15744138

>>15744122
It doesn't really matter, she's still a snooty rich bitch that would be embarrassed to have been turned into a Wight by a commoner like you.

>> No.15744140

>>15744121
The best kind of pranks where her laughter is on the inside

>> No.15744142

>>15744137
Words to live by.

>> No.15744146

>>15744138
>snooty rich bitch
Where would she get the money if she was just a common zombie an hour ago

>> No.15744148

>>15744123
Wight makes right, and you're a faggot for thinking otherwise.

Wights probably also have the best milk out of any Undead girl.

>> No.15744149

>>15744146
The city would give her a sum of money for turning into a Wight.

>> No.15744150

>>15744142
>"Life, dreams, hope; where do they come from, and where do they go?"

>> No.15744151

>>15744149
Neat, but what if she doesn't want it

>> No.15744153

>>15744138
>she's still a snooty rich bitch that would be embarrassed to have been turned into a Wight by a commoner like you
Most Wights are also resurrected female warriors though.

>> No.15744154

Uh Oh! Your Daughteru has hit the point where she can talk but is still in awe of every single thing!
Now all she does all day is go 'Daddy I got [Insert Monster or normal part of body here]!'
What do you do?

>> No.15744158
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>>15744109
There is no pizza in Latenight's world. Only cat ass.

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>>15743128
Now with quick colors

>> No.15744162

>>15744148
Dat's Wight!
Outside of the milk thing, because the flavor of milk is heavily affected by diet. Unless she eats fruit, like pineapple, and actually digests it, it would probably taste foul.

>> No.15744166

>>15744151
She will have no choice.

>>15744153
Turning into a Wight makes you have the mindset of a noble.

>> No.15744167

>>15744133
>>15744148
>Trying to defend Wights this hard
>Against a faggot who's spouting a load o' bullocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>> No.15744169

>>15744158
Outside of the one time a guygot his pizza while a Lilim barged in through a Wurmhole.

>> No.15744170

>>15743469
>Can monster girls salvage work that is true shit?
No. Shit work produces shit girls. Rarely are there good girls who don't deserve their show/series/manga/whatever

>> No.15744171

>>15744158
I want to surprise a Cheshire by eating her out instead of getting flustered!
And then after she has an orgasm I'll pull her out and fuck her proper.

>> No.15744172
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>>15744158
Ordering "pizza" also guarantees you get a thick Pizzabus as well as a box of fat cat ass.
>>15744160
Gorgeous.

>> No.15744173

>>15744160
Now that's an angel I would fall into depravity with. Great job Barb.

>> No.15744175

>>15744154
share in her excitement and go running to the waifu in mock amazement to share the discovery

>> No.15744176

>>15743469
Also, this >>15743487. Who are you ragging on?

>> No.15744179

>>15744166
>She will have no choice.
She could always donate it to a charity for the advancement of undead peoples

>> No.15744180

>>15744172
I wanna make that thick pizzabus sit on my face since she didn't get my drink to go with my pizza!

>> No.15744181

>>15744160
You should get bored and then decide to do the GazerWisp hybrid all on your own.

But really, hot damn. Not enough Devil in this world. Great job.

>> No.15744185

>>15744172
I want to not give her a tip.

>> No.15744186

>>15744172
I want to fuck them both!

>> No.15744191

>>15744172
do we have a picture of her driving a rock yet?

>> No.15744194

>>15743722
>>15743692
Obnoxious

>> No.15744196

>>15744179
Too bad that she won't.

>> No.15744197

Monster girl "pizza" joints suck.

>> No.15744198

>>15744196
Why not if we both founded the NAAUP(National Association for the Advancement of Undead People)

>> No.15744199

>>15744128
That every MG I've ever liked have been memes

>> No.15744200

Which would be a betyer mount?
An Ushi Oni in plate armor, or a Wurm with a pie attached to a string that is tied to a pole on her head?

>> No.15744205

>>15744166
I admire your dedication, in a twisted kind of way. Why don't you direct it towards your inferior waifu instead?

>> No.15744207

>>15744197
Well, if you really wanted pizza and not just pizza themed foreplay, you'd go to Piestrong's.

>> No.15744208

>>15744197
Dragon's pizza is the best though. The only thing that can rival it is Piestrong's pizza.

>> No.15744209

>>15744199
I'm interested on what MGs you liked and their memes. Tell me about them.

>> No.15744210

>>15744198
Because she's a Wight.

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>>15744208
If I order a pizza in Dragon's pizza, do you think I can get lucky and get a Dragon's ass? Or maybe even a dragon herself?

>> No.15744221

>>15744208
Dragon pizza sucks too, they constantly burn the pizza!

>> No.15744222

>>15744215
Nah. You'll get the Pizza you ordered because Dragons take PRIDE in their work.

>> No.15744225

>>15744209
He's probably a salty offshoot of the "wights are 3dpd tier high socialites" meme. I doubt he's the original dude who disliked them because of his personal biases and professional dealings with actual high society. Put it this way. He is to Wights what the one salty anon was to mantises when he found out that some ate their husbands.

Best to just ignore him.

>> No.15744231

>>15744225
>mantises when he found out that some ate their husbands
>some

>> No.15744237

>>15744215
Dragon's pizza is a proffesional pizza joint; no asses or brothel antics.
Besides, she's married to Anon.

Dragon's makes the best cheese bread as well, but Piestrong's has better dip selections, though.

>> No.15744238

>>15744225
>when he found out that some ate their husbands.
Except that wasn't real either anon. Someone literally made that up about the monstergirl and tried to pass it off as a real part of their lore in an attempt to defame them.

>> No.15744244

>>15744221
You're that shill from the lower quality Paladin Huts aren't you?

>> No.15744248

>>15744231
>>15744238
I should have made a distinction between the insect and the monster when I stated that "some" did. Sorry.

>> No.15744252

>>15744244
Paladin Huts don't burn the god damn pizza, at worst they lecture you about not praising their god.

Monster girl joints spend forever standing there trying to get into your pants, so by the time you get the damn pizza it's either cold and burnt or not even there.

>> No.15744256

>>15744209
It was more or less just liking or writing MGs because of some kind of stupid factor like that one penis in vag00 simulator that had Wight cum 8 times to my 2. That and I'm a sucker for hips and booty but it's like.. Just... want to like my own things.

Rather than have faggots in places just me based on binary bullshit like "Mofu vs scales" or shit instead of accepting taste is relative, you know?

That being said, being a wash-up has its perks. Like all the free time in the world to play assfaggots

>> No.15744260

>>15744225
>professional dealings with actual high society

But most wannabe socialite assholes are upper middle class trying to act like the snobs they see on TV. Real actual old money are not assholes most of the time, at least if their estate requires any management at all to not fail. The responsibility of not fucking up your family's golden ticket tends to breed pretty sociable people. It's the leaches and gold diggers that amp up the cunt levels to eleven.

>tfw in monstergirl land, that means nearly all the snobby assholes in monster high society would be the anon trophy husbands

>> No.15744261

>>15744244
Paladin Hut fucking sucks man. I think I actually saw someone from there sitting outside a Piestrong's looking at the menu.
The next day Paladin Hut "mysteriously" had the same new items as Piestrong's.
Also their crust is fuckin' terrible.

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You're going about your adventuring when one night a Lilim materializes in your tent and offers to set you up with any monster girl you desire. The condition? She's bored of the whole corruption thing and needs to corrupt three girls to fill her quota, she figures that letting a human decide their fates might make things more exciting.

Just say a race for each one and a meeting with your future wife is yours.

1.A tomboyish girl who works at an item shop owned by her father. She has short red hair, a lightly toned body from running deliveries and a while not flat, her breasts could be called modest at best.
The Lilim picked her out because she's frustrated that the girl hasn't even thought about dating yet since she's too preoccupied by her job and hobbies, she seems confident that being a monster would make her more proactive about things.

2. A noble girl. The Lilim has to hold back her anger when talking about her, the noble is a stunning beauty with blonde hair, a face like an angel and has average sized yet great looking breasts. The issue? She's a man hating lesbian with a one sided crush on her bodyguard, or in the Lilim's word a "dumb dyke who needs to see the light already."
Her hobbies include fencing, stalking her crush and reading but the Lilim can't help but add that her hobby should be making babies.

3. A Christmas cake adventurer. An adventurer like yourself, she was always moving from town to town and never had time to settle down. Appearance wise she has long black hair, a tall battle hardened body and her left eye is covered by an eye patch, her breasts are on the large side too.
She's a straight forward woman and the way she speaks is a little rough which often scares people off, she's friendly underneath it all though and the Lilim hopes that her transformation will allow her to communicate with her body to make up for that and find a nice husband.


The Lilim also offers you the chance to start a relationship with one of the newly corrupted girls if you don't already have a monster girl in mind.

>> No.15744265

>>15744252
Paladin huts DO burn pizza, and have the worst management in the whole buisiness. How they are still running is anyone's guess.

Most monster joints are actually pretty good, outside of Manticore. Dragon is at the tippity top, followed by Wisps and Holsts.

>> No.15744266

Which monster run pizza parlor has the best Hawaiian Pizza

>> No.15744271

>>15744266
The one run by siths. It's even in their motto "We make the best worst pizza."

>> No.15744274

>>15744263
Can I just take the Lilim and make three babies with her?

>> No.15744275

>>15744266
>hawaiian
None that have self respect.

>> No.15744276

>>15744256
Anon, that post is veering into "crazed rambling"-territory.

>> No.15744277

>>15744271
>>15744275
>worst pizza
you fucking what, the sweetness of the pineapple compliments the pizza's already great flavor making a greater pizza

>> No.15744279

>>15744263
Make the tomboy a Holstaurus so her own workaholism ends up making her go into rape mode.
Make the noble and her bodyguard into Ghouls because that'd be funny.
Make the Christmas Cake into an Echidna, because that girl needs some kids to mellow her out.

As for who I want to be set up with, I'll ask the Lilim if I can have her.

>> No.15744280

>>15744265
Most monster girl joints are fucking trash, their delivery girls are always late then when they decide to show up they aren't even wearing clothes and the pizza is half eaten.

I make sure to never tip them.

>> No.15744283

>>15744271
full body hairnet would be needed in a sith restaurant

>> No.15744284

>>15744260
When I said that, I wasn't really endorsing his statements. I always felt that he was full of shit on a bunch of levels.

I am in more of an agreeance with you. Success breeds arrogance, but if you are truly of the high class, you haven't succeeded, you're born into it. At worst it would breed a detachment from the reality of the working class.

Isn't that the root of the whole "Let them eat cake" thing? Who ever said it could just literally not comprehend starvation and going without. So if they didn't have bread, it didn't matter, because it was only common sense that they would also have cake. May be wrong there though.

>> No.15744285

>>15744277
The hell it does. It mixes together like bleach and amonia. And even worse the pineapple taste is forever on there, even if you remove the pineapple bits!
It's just awful.

>> No.15744287

>>15744280
Sure they do, Paladin Hut manager.

>> No.15744288

>>15744280
You sound like you've only ordered from Sith Barn and Kakuen Sisters.
Dragon Pizza is fucking delicious, though they don't do delivery.
If you're going to go human owned, go Piestrong's. Their pizza's pretty damn good too.

>> No.15744289

>>15744285
>removing the pineapple bits
Maybe that is where you fucked up

>> No.15744290

>>15744263
Arachne Tomgirl.
Ghoul Noble.
Shoggoth Adventurer

>> No.15744291

>>15744274
>>15744279
But making a single baby with a Lilim would take hundreds of years, are you prepared to spend that much time with her?

>> No.15744292

>>15744290
>Tomgirl
m8 that is an alp

>> No.15744294

>>15744292
Tomboy. Whatever.

>> No.15744296

>>15744288
Piestrong's and Dragon's have numerous awards for a reason: quality.
Piestrong doesn't even have issues with serving monsters either, which helps his buisiness out greatly is contrast to Paladin Hut!

>> No.15744299

>>15744284
>Isn't that the root of the whole "Let them eat cake" thing? Who ever said it could just literally not comprehend starvation and going without. So if they didn't have bread, it didn't matter, because it was only common sense that they would also have cake. May be wrong there though.

That actually was never said. It was invented to help push the revolution. Don't get me wrong. Marie was still a total cunt.

It's one of the famous lying quotes of history, up there with stuff like "I'll have them niggers voting democrat for the next two hundred years."

>> No.15744305

What would you do if your waifu suddenly turned into your least favorite monster

>> No.15744306

>>15744291
I'd be willing to spend an eternity with her.

>>15744296
I'd honestly give Piestrong's the win between it and Dragon's for one reason and one reason only.
Stuffed Crust.

>> No.15744307

>>15744305
As long as she doesn't have the shit personality I'll be fine.

>> No.15744308

>>15744305
>waifu becomes infected with matango spores
Have you seen Old Yeller?

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>>15744288
>Go to the new Hellhound run pizzeria that just opened downtown
>It's just all meat lovers aka best pizza

>>15744263
1. Hellhound tomboy
2. An Elf or something I guess
3. Anubis. Anubutts make for great Christmas cakes, I think.

>> No.15744311

>>15744299
>That actually was never said. It was invented
Well, wouldn't be the first time.

>> No.15744312

>>15744308
you could try and find a cure

>> No.15744320

>>15744309
>All meat lovers pizzas
They probably would have variants too.
BBQ Meat Lovers, Pork Meat Lovers, Beef Meat Lovers, ect.

>> No.15744321

>>15744306
Dragon does better stuffed crust in my opinion.

>> No.15744324

>>15743898
>an Anubis having her lego fort toppled by Druella
NO. This is NOT right.

>>15743934
I'll say yes. She was asking if I'd be her dedicated princess carrier, right?

>> No.15744326

>>15744321
But they don't do Beef stuffed crust.

>> No.15744327

>>15744324
but the best part of lego is taking them apart and making something new

>> No.15744329

>>15744309
>hellhound
The pizza is good, but they are so violent towards customers!
One even brought her daughter to work, who proceeded to harass and demand things from me. It took buying her one of those super bouncy balls to make her stop.

>> No.15744330

>>15744263
Ren Xiongmao Tomboy
Ghoul Noble
Werewolf adventurer.

>> No.15744334

>>15744327
Yeah, if it's by choice. People who take apart Lego models that aren't their's without permission deserve death.
Preferably by walking barefoot across an endless expanse of Lego bricks until they bleed out.

>> No.15744335

>>15744329
Don't be a pussy, just slap the kid.

>> No.15744337

>>15744326
They do though.
They even have stuffed cheesy bread.

>>15744324
But it is. She is jelly over the playmate her mother brought for her being better at Lego building.

>> No.15744342

>>15744335
Slapping a young hellpup in front of the mother is like kicking a tiger cub when the mother is right next to you.

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>>15744263
>You're going about your adventuring when one night a Lilim materializes in your tent

>> No.15744344

>>15744263
Holstaur
Holstaur
Holstaur
Bring them all to me.

>> No.15744347

>>15744337
And? She can't be the best at everything. No need to take it out by toppling a lovingly-made fort.

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>>15744320
Yeah I was thinking that too. Various regional themed meat lovers as well, along with spicy meat lovers, extra spicy, etc etc.

Now I want Pizza, but I also want to lose weight.

>>15744329
Oh god playing ball with a Hellhound is an amusing mental image.
>You and your Hellhound daughteru are passing a ball back and forth in the yard
>You take the ball in your hand and pretend to pitch it far
>She does a 180 and is about to run and look for it
>You stuff it into your back pocket
>She turns back and looks to you, you hold your hands out
>"Dad, where's the ball? I saw you toss it, surely you saw where it went."
>You feign ignorance
>"Come on dad, where the fucks the ball?"
>You point in a random direction
>She turns to look
>You quickly pull the ball out of your pocket and hold it in front of you
>She turns back to you when she realizes she can't see the ball
>"I still can-" She gasps. "There's the ball!"
>She plucks it from your hands, her tail wagging quickly back and forth

>> No.15744352

>>15744343
I bet an adventure would be fun, as long as the Lilim reduces her power during battles

>> No.15744354

>>15744347
She's, like, 9, or something, man.
They always get like this when one-upped. Anubis is at least understanding about it and tries to help the little Lilim out, even if she refuses to listen.

>> No.15744355

>>15744329
I think she likes you anon. She might even try to hook you up with her big sister.

>> No.15744358

>>15744263
1. Tomboy Lizard man
2. Noble Wight
3. CC Echidna

>> No.15744361

>>15744351
Why are Daughterus so cute, because that was adorable

>> No.15744366

>>15744351

Sounds like someone needs to have a little tak about their language

>> No.15744369

>>15744342
Then slap the mom too.

>> No.15744370

>>15744263
Tomboy Shoggoth
Noble Vampire Mosquito
CC Slime carrier

>> No.15744373

>>15744369

On the ass/tits

>> No.15744379

Would a tomboy slime focus on giving herself a flat chest and when she is surprised would her large boobs pop out?

>> No.15744380

>>15744351
>Now I want Pizza, but I also want to lose weight.
Nothing wrong with treating yourself every once in a while as long as you don't overindulge.

On another note, that was cute as hell.

>> No.15744382

>>15744373
No, right in the face.

>> No.15744386

>>15744358
>Turning a dyke into a Wight
I don't know what's worse.

>> No.15744388

>>15744355
But I am already dating this nice Ryu who owns a water park.

>>15744361
Because daughterus are physical manifestations of cute.

>> No.15744390

>>15744386
What's your issue with Wights?

>> No.15744391

I like short monsters that act threatening

>> No.15744392

>>15744390
Nobel women are shit.

>> No.15744393

>>15744388
Then you'll have to let her down gently and tell her that you can't date her sister.
She'll probably pout for a bit but still want to be friends.

>> No.15744396

>>15744386
But it's perfect. Eventually she will be giving paizuri like it's something to be proud of and acting all refined yet in her head there might be the slightest doubt that something feels wrong and things aren't supposed to be that way.

Those doubts will soon fade away as she's drinking cum out of a wine glass.

>> No.15744397

>>15744263
Tomboy Yeti, lets see her try to resist her urge to hug.
Noble Mouse, their high libido and desire to surround themselves with daughterus will do the trick.
CC Jinko, and bring her to me.

>> No.15744399

>>15744396
>Those doubts will soon fade away as she's drinking cum out of a wine glass.
Gross.

>> No.15744404

Why would vampires care about blood type

>> No.15744405

>>15744090
He's just sleeping in ice so the yetis and wendigos don't get him first

>> No.15744411

>>15744393
But I already have to deal with 3 Wurms, a Ryu, and a tiny Wisp! I can't handle any more tiny monsters!

>> No.15744412

>>15744263
1. Tomboyish Troll, becoming more sensitive, but still strong enough to help around the shop
2. Noble Dark Valkyrie, a succubus type, so she has to go crazy with guys, but still noble enough for whatever nobles do
3. Kunoichi adventurer, she has the skills and the demeanor, but needs a little oomph

I'll take a shy, devoted apophis though

>> No.15744414

>>15744404
Flavor, being able to brag about only drinking rare blood types/having a husband with a rare blood type, general elitism.

>> No.15744417

>>15744380
>On another note, that was cute as hell.
Th-thanks.

I just wish I wasn't so ass at writing prose.

>> No.15744419

>>15744411
I think you may have been pranked by a pixie who dumped a bunch of fairy dust onto you anon.

>> No.15744420

>>15744405
No he was frozen over because it's cold enough to freeze alcohol. He'll return to normal in spring, combust in summer, relax under a bunch of leaves in autumn, and freeze over once more.

>> No.15744424

>>15744411
Not even if she gives you the puppy dog eyes?

>> No.15744427

>>15744417
You'll get better with experience.
Just don't be too hard on yourself, or the YetWurm will get you.

>>