Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny tigers are for loving.

Previous thread >>15728383

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[Anonymous No.]

Mizone, how do you manage to get my dick so had, everytime.

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>>15740761
Man, I think we just managed to post our threads at the exact same second.
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>>15740779
We did. Which one do we use?

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>>15740780
No clue, and worst/best case scenario is if one of our threads is deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Jinkos chuff in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15740761
>>15740763

This is why a single person must create a thread BEFORE the current one dies.

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>>15740785
>>15740780
This one, post number is lower

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>>15740802
Mine just got deleted, so I guess it's this one then.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet it would be nice to teach monsters about human history

[Anonymous No.]

As stated in the other thread, I want to get drunk in a bar and get in an argument with a werewolf that ends with 'Don't make me impregnate you!"

[Anonymous No.]

Give me an example of a Monster Girl better than Lamias, and your reason why its better.

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>>15740791
Yeah, absolutely not.

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>>15740821
Holstaurs, legs.

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>>15740821
But you just posted a Dragon.

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>>15740821
Echidnas
>Echidnas are powerful snakegirls

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>>15740821
Shoggoth doth be a better wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench.

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>>15740821
Hellhound, everything about her.

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>>15740830
Please get back to your MonMusu page, Doppel.

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>>15740820
>Don't make me impregnate you!
I wonder how much of a threat this can actually be in MGC, like something to say just to bully the Alps.

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>>15740830
But she looks best as herself and not a wench

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>>15740828
thats a lamia

[Anonymous No.]

So then, which individual monstergirl would fare the best living in space?

In a small, mostly self-sustaining ship, she has to live as independently as possible.

I'll accept individual character answers too.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you yank alp tails?

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>>15740840
Matango

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>>15740838
Kiyohime is a Dragon that has incidentally been drawn as a Lamia for whatever reason.

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I want a lamia to laugh at my tiny penis!

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>>15740838
No, Kiyo is a Ryu.
A very clingy Ryu.

>>15740834
I would use that as a threat and follow through if need be.

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>>15740821
Slimes. Because when you yell "I'm gonna get your breasts pregnant!" in the throes of sloppy titpussy paizuri, you actually might.

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>>15740833
I just want KC to give us a proper shapeshifter. Shoggoth is pretty much the closest we have. Doppelganger just turns into a single, soft waifu.

Still though, I much prefer Shoggoth over Lamias.

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>>15740841
You receive orgasms squealing noises.

Repeated pulling may result in lewd puddles on the floor while the alp begs you to keep going.

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>>15740848
She seems pretty immobile and slow? What about when critical repair need to be made? Or if a fire hazard breaks out? Or if she needs to conduct EVA?
Don't forget how different her source of sustenance is.

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>>15740859
you didn't include that in the prerequisites

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>>15740821
Any wolf girl. Loyalty, actually has a warm body, legs and arms, fur, great fighters, best eyes, best everything.

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>>15740851
Y-you wouldn't dare!

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>>15740857
Tanuki and foxes have mythological basis for that, not that KC utilized it all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a loli Kiki to keep her butt and urethra all plugged up because those holes are dirty for a maid and should only be used with Master's permission.

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>>15740858
Orgasmic*

Autocorrect is my enemy.

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>>15740821
Crow Tengu for being so cute.

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>>15740777
Agreed.

Mizone is damn fucking great.

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>>15740867
I would.
I'd rip off my pants, rip off her pants, slap her on the table, and impregnate her while shouting 'You made me do this! You made me do this!"

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>>15740849
>>15740851
I cant read moon runes anons

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What would you do if your waifu was actually adopted and her adopted mom was an Alp?

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>>15740862
Independent living in such harsh, dangerous conditions includes the need to keep oneself sustained, able to perform EVA and ship maintenance, and perform critical repairs in the event of a disaster.

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I want to hug an automaton and teach her love

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>>15740882
Look up the legend of Kiyohime through google.

Now go look at Fate Grand/Order.

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Would monsters take responsibility?

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>>15740857
If there's one thing that reading Psyren taught me, it's that Doppelganger's are pointless if it doesn't result in a Twinsome.

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>>15740885
Tell you to stop forcing your shit and fuck of to /lgbt/.

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>>15740885
If she's actually my waifu I wouldn't care at all because there's no chance that any silly Alp memes would rub off on my true waifu.

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>>15740840
I'm going to say Automaton. We don't know the canon power source yet, but it could operate without much heating, no atmosphere in the ship, without gravity, and just recharge their power from the ship itself. It would be easy for them to find ore to mine in asteroids for supplies and repairs as well, and if something did happen to it's body, it could always transfer itself to the computer.

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>>15740892
How about a fairy? Small and can go in the tight gaps for repairs

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>>15740897
No

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If an Automaton makes a Golem does that make her a mother?

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>>15740820
We don't have enough monstergirl bar taunts.

Instead of threatening to send her to the emergency ward you'd threaten to send her to the maternity ward.
Only to get back
> "U fukin wot boyo give me 1 2nd 2 nek dis pint b4 I ass u"

I think they'd also threaten to "Give you a one-way ticket to Stockholm" as a euphamism for kidnap-raping you until you develop the syndrome.

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>>15740869
Forgot about them, but you're right anyway. Not nearly enough focus on the magical tricks that the are capable of, especially considering shapeshifting is a part of Kitsune historical lore.
>>15740898
Hey now, Doppelgangers may not be the wild changing creatures I wanted, but they are still damn cute, and plenty fine for solo lovin'

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dress my Kobold daughteru up in her bright pink latex catsuit and then cuddle with her on the couch until my Kobold waifu gets home from work!

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>>15740921
>They threaten me with a ticket to stockholm.
>Implying I won't shout "Oh yeah? Well too bad! I already find you attractive!'

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>>15740885
Love her anyways and bully her mom.

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>>15740924
And then begin the sacrifice ritual so that the child's soul is given to the feline old ones?

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>>15740915
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

You can never escape

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>>15740931
N-no?

My daughteru's soul belongs right where it is anon, inside her body! No sacrificing, especially not to a cat! There's no need for sacrifices if we're already perfectly happy as we are.

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>>15740946
Then why is she in the sacrificial cat suit

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>>15740906
Well, we know the "canon" power source will be some semen reactor, or something suitably retarded for KC.
Let's just say she's nuclear or battery powered for now. The chances are the actual ship would be nuclear anyway. There's no way sustaining a life-supporting ship with solar panels could work in deep space, as far as I know.
But an automaton is an interesting choice. She has no need for oxygen, and therefore no need for a life support system as we know it. Reminds me of that newer race in the FTL game, who don't need to breathe, so their default ships just don't come with O2 units.
Yeah, Automaton seems like. Pretty sensible choice.

>>15740907
That is a pretty interesting idea, though. You could make everything smaller as you needed it to. In fact, a ship of the same size, but designed for a fairy crew, would have even more shielding, and even more room for cargo and systems because of smaller manned areas and open spaces.
Less food, water and air consumption too.
Only issue I can see a fairy running into would be asteroid mining. She'd still need to carry tools powerful enough to mine, so I don't think they could be downsized and still retain effectiveness, and she might be limited in how much she could carry. Not because of weight, of course, not on an asteroid. But because she'd need to take such proportionally large chunks.

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>>15740940
>>15740940
you can easily escape from hugs

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>>15740948
There is no sacrificial catsuit! Just a plain old pink latex one!

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>>15740952
Put the mining tools on the ship

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>>15740924
Does the kobold wife get the bright blue matching latex catsuit?

Also, more importantly, when are you going to be writing more? I crave it. I need it.
Your Sniabko commission was really nice, too.
Look forward to seeing what you commission next of the kobolds, whenever that might be.

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>>15740962
Yes pink, the color of the old nyans

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>>15740957
You may escape her hugs but you will never escape these threads

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>>15740963
Of course, that's a pretty easy fix.
In that case, a fairy would work out pretty damn well living in space I imagine. Personally, that's kind of surprising to me. I'd never really thought of a fairy as a contender there.

[Anonymous No.]

If an Oomukade gives you a bottle of liquour in Zipangu doesn't that make it Giant Centipede whiskey?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that familiars are perfect for cuddling when you sleep.

Small, fluffy, and soft, they're built for this sort of thing.

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>>15740967
Why would one escape her hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pay a kiki with money instead of head pats

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>>15740964
The waifu gets a matching red one, one that she's been wearing under her clothes all day at work.

As for the writing and the commissions, I'm not quite sure. Probably bet on commissions first though, I'm working an extra day every week now so that means less free time, but more money. As for writing, I have a couple thousand words of a draft done, but it's slow going.

>>15740965
If you say so anon, I think you're just being silly.

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>>15740978
It's summer and it's too hot, she needs to wait until winter to come visit me for hugs

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>>15740988
I think it is more silly to sacrifice a dog to a cat

[Anonymous No.]

Did anybody actually try that succubus summoning thing an anon posted awhile back?

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>>15740988
Under the clothes all day? Sounds sweaty.

I know that slow going feel when it comes to writing though. Don't worry about it, so long as writing is being done. Just don't leave it too long for your own sake, otherwise you might lose enthusiasm, or your train of thought when it comes to making the whole story.

Any ideas you're thinking of you definitely want to commission?

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>>15740971
Not unless it's made from her sister's dead carcass.

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>>15741010
Come now, don't be so silly?

Do you really think we'd get an answer back from the anons who successfully summoned a succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

Is is possible to impregnate mouth-pussy?

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>>15741032
Does that make a throat baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741032
Only if she is a slime

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a few thick holsts to live with, is that so wrong?

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>>15741016
>Under the clothes all day? Sounds sweaty.
Sweaty and slimy and very, very hot. And comfy!

>Any ideas you're thinking of you definitely want to commission?
That's the main issue, I don't really have any. I don't think many artists would be willing to do what lewd things I could easily come up with, and I don't want to get something generic just to get it.

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>>15741032
You totally can impregnate a Shoggoth's mouth pussy.
She'll just move it down to where it would normally be.

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What happens to flat chested Holsts?

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>>15740981
What if "headpats" is the actual currency they accept? as in their money is called like that, imagine a Kiki being hired for 50 headpats the hour.

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>>15741060
Died out. Natural selection.

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>>15741060
Their chests get spanked until they grow.
If their chest's don't grow, they get spanked again.

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>>15741062
Sounds like an odd system of money, I wonder how the exchange rate is

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>>15741063
>>15741066
I'd make sure they survive

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never listen to your daughteru sing

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>>15741060
Nothing that a few messages can't fix.

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>>15741056
>I don't think many artists would be willing to do what lewd things I could easily come up with, and I don't want to get something generic just to get it.
Yeah, I can see where you might be having a problem with that.
Can't think of any artists of the top of my head who have a real passion for drawing bondage, for instance.
And it really is a tough fucking time finding English-speaking artists who do loli.

Now, finding someone with a good art style who fulfils the two above criteria? Can't be easy, or cheap.

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>>15741080
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15740981
Vera looked expectantly at the door. Master would be home any moment now.

She was squeezing her dainty hat with both hands, trying and failing to calm down. Was she too obvious, showing herself without her head covered? Would Master find that uncouth?

She could hardly get herself to care about modesty now. It was finally payday.

The door opened with a slight click, and Master stepped into the spotless kitchen, wearing his trademark smile. "Vera! I have something for you"

Vera closed her eyes and tilted her head downwards, grinning like mad. But instead of the heavenly feeling of Master's fingers running through her fluffy ears and silky hair, she felt a soft weight in her lap. She slowly opened her eyes, confused. An envelope?

"I have to say, I wasn't so sure about hiring a maid, but you have been- oh, uh, is there a problem?"

Vera didn't even count the bills. She stood up, still smiling, and threw the envelope in the garbage. She returned to the table and sat on the chair as before, staring at Master all the while.

"W-we can negotiate your salary-"

"We can negotiate nothing. You will pay your maid as your should" she said, her voice cold as ice "Now put those firm, well groomed fingers on my head AND FUCKING PET ME YOU HANDSOME PIECE OF SHIT"

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>>15741068
>odd
I think you mean "fucking retarded".
This headpat shit should've died out months ago, but it's kept going in these threads somehow.

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>>15741083
Shame her master is so dense

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>>15741083
Is she willing to negotiate the number and kind Headpats she will receive?

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>>15741083
I guess I can use the money I would pay her to give her gifts like a ring

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters girls with monster tits.

I love the phrase "monster tits"

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>>15741097
Admit it, monster tits are lovable no matter the size.

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>>15741097
What would a monster with human tits look like

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>>15741097
Ten table girl has some pretty monster tits, in both senses of the phrase. She's got organic zippers to hide her nipples, after all.

Man, she really is one of the most perfect designs in MGE, if not The most well designed.

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>>15741106
Fuck me. Tentacle girl, I mean.
Piece of shite touchpad.

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>>15741097
Yes.

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>>15741106
>Ten table girl
A shoggoth banquet hall

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>>15741097

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>>15741074
My daughteru, just like her mother, doesn't know how to sing but yet I listen to their beautiful song.

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>>15741074
Would you get your daughteru that karaoke machine she (and your wife) wants, even if they can't carry a tune to save their lives?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live with a Desertnuki and rub her with oil!

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>>15741117
Ewwww
Monoeye

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>>15741117
I'm going to knock her up and make her a single mother.

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>>15741116
Okay, that's pretty good.

Also makes me think of some horror scene where a guy wakes up in what looks like a pristine gold-and-pearl banquet hall, but all the doors and windows are locked. Then as he panics, he starts seeing things. Eyes on the doors, mouths on the tables, the plates and bowls are made of tongues, and the food is all purple breasts and nipples.
Then the chandelier turns into one huge, yellow eye, watching him run about, as the walls start to turn to black goo and melt, the he floor becoming more and more like warm quicksand, pulling him in.

Shoggoths are pretty neat.

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>>15741127
Is this better anon?

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>>15741125
>Oiled up Desert Tanuki
>All that shining delicious brown
My brother.

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>>15741132
Go away /monster/.

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>>15741116
Would Shoggoths allow people other than their master to "use" them? I wouldn't think they would.
>Coworker is interested in the motorcycle you're selling
>Have him follow you home from work
>Takes a look at it, likes it, decides to buy it
>Invite him in for a bite before he goes home
>Grab a plate and fork and hand them to him
>Your Shoggoth maid suddenly comes flying into the room and snatches them out of his hands
>"M-Master, please, this is my job. P-please be seated."
>Kind of weird, she's never acted like that before, but you guess she's just more serious about her duties than you thought
>After the two of you leave the kitchen, she flings herself towards the sink and begins scrubbing the plate and fork while muttering "Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff" over and over

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>>15741139
what if she isn't that great if a maid, because when she cleans she is just assimilating instead of actually cleaning

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>>15741137
Never been there. So keep talking shit if you wanna get hit son.

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>>15741139
Nah, they'd be fine with it, if it's in the name of whatever plots or tricks or scares they might want to subject others to.

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>>15741131
Sounds like a pretty comfy place to just kick back and let your mind wander.

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>>15741145
You'd do a better job at being a bare-faced liar if your filenames didn't give you away.

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>>15741145
I want to flick a Small Breed Arachne on the forehead for being a little shit and then go make out with her Large Breed sister!

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>>15741150
Seriously dude. I've only been here, I've saved that pic about a month ago while browsing here.
But enough of this bullshit. Let's talk about delinquent girls.

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>>15741158
What about monsters that look like delinquents but are actually part of the student council?

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>>15741139
I think that would make sense, but following DL "dicks other than my husbands feel like nothing" logic, it's possible that she doesn't get sexual gratification from the touch of anyone but her husband.

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>>15741162
Great anon, you've just given me another idea for a story that I'll never write and hate myself even more because I'm not writing it.

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>>15741158
Then it wouldn't have that filename. Sorry, you can't bullshit that easily.

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>>15741166
If you don't want it I'll take it.

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>>15741162
Would the prim and propper looking one be the gang?

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>>15741166
Don't worry, doesn't sound like an interesting idea anyway. Like its the most tropey, typical anime schlock idea in the world.

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>>15741169
Sorry I don't change filenames when I save shit, but I'm telling the truth here and you seriously have no evidence of me going to /monster/. I literally had to google what site /monster/ was a part of just now.

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>>15741169
Not that guy, but I save pictures with the filenames I see them with on this site. Not everyone comes up with some clever little quip for their filenames.

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>>15741158
>>15741169
Can both you motherfuckers just shut up and post cuddle pics,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741158
Would delinquents not have sex at school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741178
OK

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what an Ushi-Oni little sis would be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741158
i want a delinguent hellhound to pin me against a wall and steal my first kiss!

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>>15741175
>>15741177
That's the point. This is a dumb thing we're talking about, but 4chan filenames don't have the "-#" suffix on the end. Eightchan uses that because of its ability to let users post multiple images a post.

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>>15741191
She'd piggyback on you all the time like the world's most adorable backpack.
Any girl who hurts her big bro has to answer to her though! Break his heart she'll take off her seal and break your ribs!

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>>15741195
What a great little sister, might be hard to let he be a back pack after she grows

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>>15741193
I want a delinquent Hellhound and her smug friends to chase me to some isolated alley where no-one can disturb us, pin me down and steal my virginity!
I want to steal her first kiss in return, look her dead in the eyes and tell her and her friends to "take responsibility".

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>>15741198
Even why she is larger than you she will want piggyback rides

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>>15741198
You'd probably be pretty buff from carrying her around all the time. She's also got a pretty good eye for people so you bet your ass she's not going to let a girl date you if she knows that she'll break your heart.
Weird how she's so chill around that girl next door though. Even calls her "Big Sis". I wonder why?

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>>15741198
If she gets too big, then you should become her backpack.

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>>15741206
>"Big Sis"
Would she be a pygmy Ushi that the younger Ushi looks up to

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you learning to draw yet, /mgt/?
It's a universal and always useful skill anyone can pick up, and so many resources exist within easy reach for you to learn from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741217
I can barely write legibly

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741227
Writing and drawing are two different things entirely.
Besides, doctors can't write legibly either, but just look how well-off they are.

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>>15741229

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help, the Imp I've summoned isn't cute or obedient at all, she acts like a delinquent and throws fireballs at me if I anger her!

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>>15741217
>Why aren't you learning to draw yet, /mgt/?

Because I already dumped years in writing due to no entry requirements and I don't have a tablet + years of interest in learning to draw

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>>15741233
Not him but my hands shake like crazy. I'm physically incapable of drawing a straight line, and my bank has locked my account a bunch of times because my signature is wildly different every time.

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>>15741233
I cannot stress how floppy my wrists are.

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>>15741235
Ask her to be your friend

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>>15741235
You know what you must do anon.

Kill her dead.

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>>15741235
Headpats can tame even the deadliest of Demons!

You could also pound her tight ass until she ahegaos

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>>15741236
You could get competent in a couple of months. And you don't start out with a tablet, your start out with paper, and a pen or pencil.

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>>15741217
Because my hands shake so much i actually think something is wrong with my nervous system.

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>>15741217

I've started some months ago but im still not very skilled yet. Still keeping at it tho

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>>15741060
They all grow up beautifully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HKoOYdhkq0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741235
>pic is a monsterboy
explain yourself, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741246
Already did. Interest tanked a couple days in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741217
I think I'm getting better now that I'm actually trying. I might be able to post some content soon!

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>>15741060
they become tsundere

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>>15741256
Great, it was an Alp all along.

That's just perfect.

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>>15741265
I'm fine with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741117
>Hitomi-sensei!

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>>15741217
I'm trying to but after practicing and being bad at it I have no idea what to draw even with my favorite girls I don't know what to make for them

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>>15741237
That's not just your shaky hands, drawing a straight line is hard. There's a reason rulers exist.
That said, drawing from the elbow and shoulder gives you more stability and control, especially over larger distances. The wrist can stay locked unless you're working on finer details, like an inch or smaller.

>>15741239
Lock those wrists. It's not like writing where the lines are always tiny. I'm pretty limp-wrested myself.

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>>15741217
Procrastination level's too high
Seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741261

Drawing is something that you improve in after a long time of doing it. There are shortcuts other than drawings constantly and pushing yourself to learn new thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741267
>alp
>monsterboy

Yeah, no. Piss off and stop trying to sneak your shit in here.

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>>15741279
Not him, but I have to ask, how did you know it was a boy?

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>>15741286
I'm not >>15741256, if you're getting confused over that.
Still, I recall that image being posted before with people trying to pass it off as a monstergirl.

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>>15741275
No really. I can fit my thumb and middle finger around my wrists. They'll be no locking down.

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>>15741270
I like to imagine that monoeyes think all dicks are huge because their inability to percieve depth bleeds over into their other senses.

> "Waaaaa~, it's so *big*"
"Actually I'm average..."
> "You're too modest Anon, if you use that thing on me I'll be ruined for marriage~"
"If you say so. Here goes-!"
> "Nngh! Aah! N-no, I c-can't... possibly take any m-more inside!"
"It's literally just the tip, and what are you talking about, you're like a head taller than me"
> "Haah, so deep! ~So deep!~ You're kissing the entrance to my womb! Be careful Anon, it's not a safe day <3"
"OK you can stop talking now"

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>>15741286
it's a character from yokai watch named TETSUYA. he and his evolution are male

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>>15741278
I am aware. It's just different to writing since both demand a different type of interest to actually be able to go through with the long time required to git gud. Trying to draw with the only motivation being 'I want to draw nicely' isn't going to do much if you don't have the underlying interest in drawing like one may have in writing.

Otherwise I'd have dropped writing after a few days like I did with drawing.

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>>15741235
Why have people been shitposting with monsterboys so often lately? It even peaked in the previous thread.

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>>15741251
Maybe you should see a doctor about it to check.
It's no excuse when you consider how sketchy some styles can be though, while still looking amazing.

>>15741253
Neat. You the one who's been posting the doodles, like the Hershey's slimes and stuff?
I wonder what your drawing will look like in six month's time.

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>>15741297

So is it a natural reaction for Monster Girls to start talking like they're straight out of hentai during sex or what?

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>>15741297
Make her wear a ball gag, jesus.

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>>15741309

>Neat. You the one who's been posting the doodles, like the Hershey's slimes and stuff?

No I'm Murchez

I haven't posted my drawings here actually

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>>15741304
I wanna hug that fox.

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>>15741310
Given how much of it they watch in their teenage years, shlicking away while telling themselves that 'tomorrow' they'll finally pick up the courage to rape a boy at school... I would expect so, yes.

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Hey Anons. How many dragons does it take to change a lamp?

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I wish some mecha musume Pixiv artists would draw stuff of KC's Automatons, as it'd be a great way to expand on how varied and modular as a monstergirl species they'd be.

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>>15741319

So they all start out as being horrible at talking dirty?

Fuck I could at least come up with a few things and I'm hopelessly single

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on the fence about buying the MG Encyclopedia II, even though I know no moon runes.

Does anyone here or at the wiki have immediate plans to scan the book? If not, I can try.

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proof that shortstacks are the best

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>>15741297
I can see that leading to cute scenarios IF their eye works just like human ones, but would we not just appear bigger than we really are as a whole to her? I don't think there'd be that confusion.

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how do you milk a holstaurus platonically and not sexually

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Don't take it.

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>>15741304
I'm gonna rub that belly and no one can stop me.

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>>15741272
If you start of trying to draw people, and your favour monstergirls no less, when you haven't learnt the fundamentalz beforehand, you might risk getting discouraged.

In terms of things to draw though, look at everything which you enjoy, which comes together to make you, you. Shows, events, styles, media, hobbies, objects.
That love for drawing, even if you're not doing well at it, has to come from inside you, though. Even if it's just a love for practice at the most basic level, with seemingly no improvement, that's more than good enough.

>>15741293
Anon, I can do exactly that with my wrists too. Like I have REALLY thin wrists, but I can still lock them. It's literally just a case of holding a pen, then moving your elbow joint and shoulder joint for lateral and longitudinal movement, without flexing your wrist joint. Being relaxed holding the pen works well too. Find the perfect balance between being relaxed and firm, basically.

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>>15741335
Where are these motherfuckers coming from anyways?

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>>15741217
it takes around 6-7 years to be actually good at drawing if you have no talent

I have no talent

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>>15741339
>happens every day around the same time
It's obviously one butthurt dude.

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>>15741332
Same way you do with a regular cow-straight face, keep your mouth closed ( if you yak too much, somebody's shit will end up in your mouth ), and always remember: it's squeeze and pull, not pull and squeeze. The former gets milk, the latter just puts her in a bad mood.
Also, if you know one has a calf, make sure to never get between the two. She'll fucking trample you.

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>>15741305
Just a recent wave of shitposters, I'd guess. Take a look a little higher up in this thread and you might get a hint as to where they're from.

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>>15741297
It's attached to us though, unless she's seeing just the cock. That would be a weird first time. And Hitomi-sensei would thoroughly, considerately and intimiately examine you before making love to you for the first time!-muffeled "Kyah!"-

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>>15741297
> "Waaaaa~, it's so *big*"
I want an Orz girl now.
Maybe she can use her *many fingers*

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>>15741345
Hopefully they get wiped out before the weekend starts then.

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>>15741314
Oh, right. I remeber seeing your Tumblr too. Keep at it dude.

>>15741327
They really are. That leg tensing is sublime.

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>>15741352
>he bit the bait
The fuck is wrong with you dude.

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>>15741327
geez oh man

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>>15741340
You know that's not necessarily true right?
There's been people in like their fifties or sixties who've gone their whole life without drawing, then have taken around one or two years to actually become competent. And at that age, no less.

And who gives a shit about how long it'll take, anyway?
That argument just means you should start sooner, rather than later, and now rather than sooner.

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High five!

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>>15741364
If she leans forward too far does she bite herself in the stomach?

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>>15741344
What if the Holst begs to be dicked before you have finished? how do you deal with such an emergency?

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>>15741326
You're going to have to tear up the book for good scans.
I'm sure someone intends on getting around to it.

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>>15741364
Remove scorpions

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>>15741359
Uh, all I said was I liked shortstacks, and the leg tensing in that picture was sublime.

It's like the dangling leg thing, where the girl is still in the air, but when that electric feeling of orgasm runs through the body, it just makes every muscle tense and lock up. Seeing a really clear visual depiction of that is pretty nice.

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>>15741366
No but if she stings herself, will she get horny?

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>>15741217
>>15741251
>>15741352

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>>15741374
Venomous animals typically are immune to their own toxins. So no, they won't suffer the effects of their own sting.

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>>15741368
You do like you do with a regular cow.
Cows are nearly a ton of meat, so you can't make them go anywhere, only encourage them.
What you do is you grab the Holst by the horns and turn her head in the direction that you want her to go, namely back into her stall or outside the barn. Then you give her a good smack on the hind, and she just gets going. Works every time.
Then you move onto the next before she can come back, and she just goes about her business. Cows are stupid.

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>>15741377
I love you Art Fairy, but only platonically.
>>15741379
Well then she needs Manticore barbs?

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>>15741377
OUT OF NOWHERE

autumn/summer version of "It's spring/summer" when

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>>15741386
"it's spring/winter"*

Damn

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>>15741338
I doubt I would miraculously find a way to lock my wrists after all this time.

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>>15741377
I need this Fairy in my life.

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>>15741352

>Keep at it, dude

that's the plan

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>>15741382
Well regular cows are way easier, they don't seduce you and whisper lewd things into your ear so you get a massive boner during the whole process.

Also you can't dick regular cows can you?

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>>15741377
This might actually be one of the most heartwarming things you've drawn.
Considering the context, it's a picture that shows a message of support and encouragement.
But th idea and execution is amazing. It's a shaky line, a hand holding a pencil, and a fairy, but like any clever logo or symbol, it says so much more than that. A simple image that speaks volumes, is relatable and impactful, and encouraging to anyone who might be struggling as a beginner artist.
And it's a cute, universal picture you could probably post outside the thread without the message or impact being lost, either.

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>>15741400
I thought it was just supposed to be cute.

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>>15741397
>spoiler
I mean...

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>>15741404
Maybe it's both.

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>>15741397
You can, but you need a stool.

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>>15741408
Do you think centaurs would blush when you "brought out the stool"?

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>>15741389
When I say "lock your wrist", I don't mean there's some secret method to keep it complete rigid.

Just hold a pen, or a cup, or anything vertically in a natural way, so it's a straight line up from your pinky to your forefinger. Literally like you're just holding a cup in front of you.

Now it's just a case of moving your arm about by pivoting the elbow and shoulder to move that object, cup, pen, whatever, around in front of you. Left and right over your keyboard, bending your elbow for overeat of your arm away and towards you.

That's all there is to it. That motion, where your shoulder pivots to more your arm left and right, and where your elbow pivots for away and towards you.
Now just hold a pen and apply that motion as y oh make lines across a piece of paper. The lines won't be perfect, because it might be a really unnatural movement for you, and it also takes practice to get a straight line, but something should come of that. A smooth, flowing motion where you don't need to constantly readjust your wrist position to make a continuous long line.

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>Monster Girl Thread
>Opening image is a furry

This place has really gone down the shitter.

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>>15741434
Is this bait?

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>>15741434
Anon I don't think you know what words mean. That's a kemonomimi. Still shit, not monstergirls, and an awful OP image, but it's not furry.

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>>15741434
>kemonomimi
>furry
What the fuck mang.
>>15741440
Kemonomimi are monstergirls.

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>>15741434
Because horse pussy definitely isn't bestiality either huh.

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>>15741446
Barely. Either way, they shouldn't be used as an OP image for monstergirls, and kemonomimi posters shouldn't forget that they're barely tolerated anyway. It's the cosplay shit that drags monstergirls down, and you need only look in the last thread to see the reasons why they should be put in check frequently.

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Just don't reply.

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>>15741428
It's weird. I don't like it.

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<<15741465
I prefer doing it this way

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>>15741439
Why would you even ask that question?

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>>15741468
Neither did I at first. It's a technique that shines for lines longer than an inch or an inch and a half, because after that point, you can't really move a pen in your fingers without it curving along the axis your wrist pivots on.
Trust me, if you just draw a few dozen lines with some exercises like that daily, you'll get used to it the same way I have.

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>>15741479
You can't catch mermaids without bait though.

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>>15741483
Nah.

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>>15741479
We must keep asking questions. We're through the looking-glass here, people.

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>>15741486

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>>15741491
That's cute, but thats no shark-girl fan fiction character from MonMusu.

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>>15741321
None, because when the lights go out a true dragon will show you her shine.
>"A little fire that warms is better than a big fire that burns"
This is the model phrase for the principle of compassion among Dragonkind.

Now if only I had artwork of a dragon offering her lap as a pillow to one or more people, as she took up the night-watch by a bonfire.

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>>15741483
I don't know man, my arm still shakes, and those movements are uncomfortble as hell, are you sure about this?

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>>15741322
Give it time. I'm sure many would love to jump on it, but understandably, almost no one wants to do anything too specific without the profiles first.

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>>15741489
>We're through the looking-glass
If only.

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>>15741498
I daydream at work about heading to the loading docks one day and being knocked out cold by lamias and taken to a village to be a tribe husband, ne'er to be heard from again.

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I want to stay in the burrow with the hatchlings while Momma Wurm goes mammoth-hunting!

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>>15741364
She's tiny, but I accept!

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>>15741500
I daydream about my Shoggoth waifu sitting on deck, knitting fake scarves quietly to herself, while sending tendrils of her body into the water, down my umbilical, and into my wetsuit to pleasure me while I work.

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>>15741502
how dare you?

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>>15741495
It's a method I leant a couple of months ago, and have fallen into using it pretty comfortably.
If you still have your entire arm shaking from the shoulder down, then you might have a weak arm, or you're just not used to it, or you might have a condition, who knows.

I'm taking it from the Drawabox lessons, and unfortunately, I can't physically show you, obviously. But if it really isn't comfortable, I guess don't force yourself. Or do, because it might just be learning pains.

Seriously though, I get longer lines which are way more fluid with this lateral shoulder pivoting, though longitudinal pivoting for my elbow isn't as smooth. The wrist will still be the best for small lines and precision, though.

I guess you can check the lessons out yourself, if you want.

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>>15741465
Reply to what?

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>>15741511
Seems like too much work.

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>>15741509
You can't leave them alone, you know. They might burrow so hard they bend space-time and end up in another dimension, like Earth-2 or Cake World.

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>>15741508
I'm going to make a guess you're an underwater welder?

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>>15741516
Welcome to doing literally anything worthwhile whatsoever.
That apathy's the most dangerous thing there is.

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>>15741519
Isn't that a comic book?

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>>15741519
yup, amongst other tasks.

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>>15741520
>not using your apathy to become a Grey Lantern
Son, do you even, like, ehh whatever.

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>>15741523
why is she grabbing that tail?

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>>15741520
Nah. I won't be good at it anyway. Practice is a meme.

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>>15741530
She's behind the fence.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SqvtoRgsI

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>>15741521
i read it once. A north sea diver gets trapped in some sort of time travel shenanigans right? or has a vision? it wasn't very clear on that point.

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You don't need gigantic cow-tits, child-bearing hips, a wasp's waist, legs that don't end, a butt you could bounce a coin off or a body built out of bricks or the market's best cuts of meat to be one deadly sexy girl.

But it sure helps.

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>>15741554
dont know what I'm looking at, but whats Shirimes deal?

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>>15741554
Niet.

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>>15741539
So unless you're good at something, never try?

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We like Monster Hunter monster girls, right?

What would a Dinovaldo/Glavinus girl be like?

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>>15741565
>Shirime (尻目?, lit. "buttocks eye") is a strange yōkai with an eye in the place of his anus.

>The story goes as follows: Long ago, a samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyōto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. "Who's there?!" he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. A huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man's anus should have been.

I didn't want to know this, but now I do.

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>>15741532
I wonder what sort of world we'd live in if Chowder said the same thing you said, and really believed it. Or Latenight. Or Snibako. Or Monorus. If they said that months or even years ago, and they just stopped because they didn't see themselves getting good, or getting better.

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>>15741568

I don't think we watched the same video

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>>15741574
That's what I got out of it.

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>>15741571
Wow, im fucking sorry I asked. I assumed the eye on her butt was metaphorical for something.

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>>15741568
Are you fucking retarded?
The video basically says if you're not good at something, try even harder.


>>15741570
Very bottom-heavy. Basically like Churio.

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>>15741573
But they have actually have talent.

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HAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU MAKE A MONSTER GIRL OUT OF THIS SHIT

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>>15741565
>Shirime
Based on the research I just did and even though this artist like isn't including her key feature so literally:

You can't surprise butt-sex her. In fact you're very unlikely to be able to sneak up on one in general.

That said, she'll be able to experience making love from at least 2 views always, unless she chooses otherwise. The secondary view mainly giving her an extreme close-up of how you're connecting.

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>>15741571
How the fuck do you turn this into a monstergirl?

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>>15741583
Yes, you dense fucking piece of trash shit, how the fuck do you think they actually GOT that talent?

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>>15741582
But there's not much of a point in trying to improve in something you'll always be terrible in. Or are you saying every kid that plays High-school Football could go pro if they wanted to?

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>>15741584
Please clean up, we already have >>15741571 and it's really not difficult to imagine that it's some mystic tattoo eye on the womb or more likely, on the 'dimple of venus' area of the girl. Hell, it could even be right on her butt, but again a little imagination can make such a feature work wonders.

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>>15741584
>>15741586
>>15741585
>>15741571
Have they finally gone too far?

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>>15741589
Because they're naturally good at it?

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>>15741594
It's been a long, long time since this Youkai came to be. I'd be fine with >>15741585
or >>15741593, with a few more unique elements to the whole "mystic eye" aspect.

As for the original creature, assuming it could run backwards proficiently, it'd be a pretty good way of charging past a dangerous entity without exposing yourself headfirst to danger, literally.

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>>15741593
theres literally no reason to clean up posts talking about actual monsters, when theres reaction images like this that nobody complained about. >>15741498 >>15741145

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>>15741606
Those are monster girls. We don't need more than one image of the Youkai though, so there is a reason to clean the latter one up.

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>>15741593
Relax, Anon. I've already deleted both of my files.

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>>15741502
Can momma Wurm mistake you for one of her hatchlings?

Can you become some sort of Wurm Tarzan?

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>>15741610
There's a limit as to how many files you can delete at a time anon.

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>>15741591
You must actually have some mental condition if you're being this obtuse. Are you seriously, genuinely, unironically comparing a sport like football, which requires you to be a certain height and mass, to drawing?
This is the different between drawing and sport, like take basketball for instance. Chances are you won't be pro at that unless y ours six foot tall, but even then it's not impossible, it just requires that you put in even more work, and might get less of s result than someone taller using less effort. Which will be disheartening as fuck, but just means you have to work even harder.

The difference between that and drawing is that drawing doesn't require anything from you, physically, except the ability to make a mark on a medium, even if it's holding a pen in your fucking foot. All it takes is practice, and of course there's always going to be different levels and rates of improvement for people, because we're all different, we think and learn differently. But more importantly, we practice differently.
And the truth is, if you spend more time than anyone else practicing something, you'll be the best at it. If you spend the most time, working as hard as you can, you leave no room for anyone else to overtake you. You will get better faster than anyone.

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>>15741613
I'm sure she'll nurse whoever she finds in her nest.

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>>15741609
no, those are reaction images. It doesn't matter what face is on them, its a waste.

As for the Youkai, someone asked about the monstergirl, so they posted some historical imagery of its origin. Thats way more on topic than "lol smugface"

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>>15741571
>>15741593
You seem to have misplaced your image, here you go.

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>>15741606
Anon, the first one you linked there already was deleted.

>>15741610
I think this is the think blockhead in Okami is based off of.

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>>15741631
not until after I replied

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Good thread so far.

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>>15741625
Don't be a shitposting dick, Anon. Someone does a thread a courtesy, you're just making things worse by intentionally trying to stir things up.

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>tfw you'll never have two kikis fighting over you

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>>15741625
Fuck off faggot.

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>>15741637
How very, very odd.

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2spoopy4me

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>>15741637
>two meidos
>chooses two of the same thing, instead of glorious birddog and blackberry jam combo.

You dont need that many Kikis.

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>>15741637
Damn right I won't. If those two won't behave themselves I'll find someone else who will be able to do their work AND are capable of working together.

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>>15741634
Doesn't help that there hasn't been any clean-up.

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>>15741618
Yes I am. Some people are just inherently good at things and practice only makes them better, while others ever improve. If practice was all that was needed to be good, there would be much less bad artists or writers or dancers or singers. Take Ed Wood for example. he put a lot of work into his movies and books but was terrible at it.

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>>15741657
>Ed Wood
Literally the Alp of cinema.

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>>15741654
A few one or two posts have been greyed out, I've noticed. So there's been a little bit?

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>>15741660
>A few one or two posts have been greyed out, I've noticed
Non-inflammatory posts.

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What kind of monster would be a pediatrician

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>>15741637
Now this is an image with absolutely nothing to do with either monstergirls, or their origins or anything. Just a random picture of human sluts, and a hypothetical greentext.

Wheres the public outcry on this, huh?

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>>15741657
So that's it? Just throw in the towel because people exist who are bad at things?

Have you even tried to practice, to get better? And I don't mean for a few days or weeks of drawing. I mean actually trying, for months, because that's where the payoff will come.
And there's such a thing as practice. In the right direction.
With all the styles and methods and techniques that exist, from the abstract to the realistic, are you telling me there's literally zero room for you to improve? Do you know that for a fact, really?

>>15741662
Yeah, well, I won't talk about what sort of posts get deleted nowadays, for obvious reasons.
No one here can safely.

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>>15741666
A Bi-curious Baphomet.

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>>15741674
I do. I've never been good at anything in my life, so why waste the time?

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>>15741673
It's what I've come to expect from maidshit and kikiposters. I hate it too, but you'll get blocked if you tell that Anon to delete it.

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>>15741674
Dude, first rule of motivation, you cant help someone who doesn't want to help themselves. Let him rot.

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>>15741678
You've never been good at anything because you've never "wasted" the time to try and be good at anything.

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>>15741666
satan

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>>15741675
Pedos out.

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>>15741684
Sshh, lol is are top tier. And a bapho paediatrician sounds hilarious.

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>>15741682
Because I know I'll be bad at it. All the artists here improved more in months then I did in my entire life.

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>>15741680
i'm agreeing with you, even though I waifu Shog. Its the double standards that really twist my fibers.

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>>15741689
Shots are great, but their potential is tied down by the crap maid stuff. Otherwise, they'd have so much more interesting stuff written and made about them.
And yeah, it's double standards. But again, we're literally not allowed to complain about it for fear of being banned.
This is the future you chose.

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>>15741694
*shogs

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Would a kiki try and be my chair after a Shog bullied her about how she can server master better?

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>>15741681
All I've got are my words. If I could, I'd reach through the screen and wallop him a few times to show him how dense he's being. Probaby break my fist over that skull too.
I hate seeing people throw away potential like that though.

>>15741687
Oh wow, gee, I didn't you know had fucking omniscience. So you can just peer into the life of every artist, their pasts, and see exactly how they improved from the very first time they picked up a crayon?
And I didn't realise you had such startlingly precise clairvoyance that you can see into your own future, from now until your death, knowing that you will never be good at art.
Get real, you're bullshitting yourself with this faux-depression emo shit because you're a lazy gobshite content to wallow in your current status quo.
And we've already told you how you can fix that, easily.

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Lot of salt in this thread today.

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>>15741697
>>15741694
Shots are great too. I'd take shots of Shogs.

I admit, the maid part is certainly focused on way more than their actual physiology. A woman who can litterally craft any tools or shapes at will, would be a modern day MacGuyver, Tons of potential there for way more than playing house. Id,hire a Shog cat burglar in a second. She could slide under doors, pick locks, hide loot inside her, blend in with her surroundings, etc...

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>>15741706
Salt and swears are basically the same as tough love.
Like a coach from a sports or fighting movie who treats you hard, but does it with good intentions.

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>>15741702
>server master

geeky Shog gamer is a better raid party member?

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>>15741706
See, this is what happens when the salt shipment comes earlier than the pepper shipment

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>>15741702
Of course!

There's no more intimate act of servitude than that of being able to be used literally as a tool for the well-being of your master.

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>>15741702
I'd rather have a vampire chair
>>15741715
dammit my joke

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>>15741704
I know that I won't be good at art because I am me and aware of my limitations.

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>>15741712
imagine the battles Kiki Guild and Shog Group would have

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>>15741715
Shallchair Bloodpumpin, nice.

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>>15741722
And what are your limitations? Why are they there?
How, quantifiably, are they stopping you from improving at art even the slightest amount?

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>>15741732
Chairtear Bloodrising.

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>>15741729
Kikis would probably be a healthy mix of healers and tanks, and Shogs are all strict DPS

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>>15741736
Shallshlick Pantsufallen

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>>15741742
Shallpad BreastFallen

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>>15741735
I draw slightly above a grade school level, my wrists are pathetic and I'm just going to give up anyway.

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>>15741746
This seems right.

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>>15741719
Innocent-looking, definetly-evil, loli vampire serving as your personal slave maid.

But is she doing it happily, begrudgingly, or through gritted teeth?

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>>15741746
Oooh. I didn't know we were bullying her now.

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>>15741748
>my wrists are pathetic
Masturbate more

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>>15741755
I already do.

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>>15741753
But slavery is illegal

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>>15741759
Anon, you're either lying about one or the other. Or you use toys and need to get back to basics.

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>>15741764
If I didn't jack off all day, would I be here?

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>>15741761
Not on the moon, it's not.

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>>15741770
As an American I would have to free her

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>>15741767
Truly the eternal question.

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>>15741327
That doesn't look all that comfortable or fun. I'd rather a big girl.

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>>15741753
Kiss the Elf.

Just be yourself.

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>>15741773
She doesn't want your "Freedom".

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>>15741785
How could someone like being a slave

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>>15741748
>I draw slightly above a grade school level,
So did I, well into adult years, until I staeted practicing.
>my wrists are pathetic
So are mine. This hasn't changed, and it doesn't need to. Drawing doesn't need to be in the wrists.
>and I'm just going to give up anyway.
This is what separates you and everyone who's made something of themselves.

I'm going to bed now, but ruminate on this.
People who are smarter and better than you know that it's okay to fail, over and over. They are smarter and better than you because they've failed so many times, and they know it's okay because they've wound up smarter and better. Before that, everyone's all jut like you.

And hey, if you really don't want to get good, then be the best at being shit. Like ONE. Just look at what being bad at art can achieve, if you at least keep being bad at it.

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>>15741777
I don't know, put a few pillows down for your head, her head, and your knees, and it could be pretty amazing to hug, dominate and envelop her like that.

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>>15741787
We're all slaves to something, Anon.

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>>15741801
Only to time

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>>15741788
What if I fail and never improve?

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>>15741793
Rather be hugged, dominated and enveloped, personally.

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>>15741801
Why is Hakutaku Sensei disappointed?

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pick a writer here to show a monster.

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>>15741801
>You'll never be a slave to your Kikimora maid's gentle humming as she cleans your ears

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>>15741554
I am very fond of slender + tall hornsDefinitely not pushed further by F/GO's Shuten Douji
>Hinoenma (飛縁魔 or ひのえんま, Hinoenma), known also as Enshoujo (縁障女 or えんしょうじょ, Enshoujo)

>A yokai who looks like a beautiful woman who seduces men into killing themselves. At first they seduce them so their wives leave them and then eventually, once they have nothing left, she makes them kill themselves.

>Also often described as a Succubus/Vampire spirit that draws energy/blood from its victims

I'd wager a week with a Lilim that in MGE they're women who were left by their husbands. The purest of lovers whose affection naturally became bonafide despair.

Their purity lives on, however, in that they ensure the husband properly, however painfully, breaks off all ties with those that would stand in the way of their relationship - which is often just the woman he originally left her for.

They simultaneously go about thanking the people who supported them when they were left by their husband. Being monsters now, however, it sometimes earns them a collection of physical and emotional scars, which they happily endure for their greatest desire.

Free at last, the most monstrous aspect of them shows. That is their firm, but kind resolve as they force the man they've reclaimed to face his inner demons in earnest over what he's done, up to and including any factors that may have strained their relationship originally. In doing so they are empowered.

Following that a marriage ceremony just for the two is held. Here they share with their husband their intimate ability to read the hearts and thoughts, yes the very life force of others. Only now it is personified and made manifest as a spectral phenomenon for their eyes alone. The two will be driven to embrace in their own way, from the very slightest touching together of their foreheads to the deepest connection they can share as man and woman, as their hearts and minds join together in a way that far surpasses anything they can achieve physically.

After that, however, just when their husband thinks they knows her in and out, he is claimed with a passion, unexpected of the considerate though calculating disposition they held up until this point. It is a necessary act for them to show without their powers now, that they didn't just take their husband back because they can, but because they want to.

And that they want to have something that's a little bit of him and a little bit of them: a child to call their own, no matter how many nights they must beg for it with their bodies or how long they must wait..

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>>15741811
becuase we dont care for her advice

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>>15741812
Eh?

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>>15741812
>shitposting a guide by Alp
You're a bully.

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>>15741812
June is the best.

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>>15741829
You're what ruined the story you fucking traitor.

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>>15741812
Could you try that again in english? You want one of the characters written by one of the guys in the books?

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>>15741812
I would give them the shitposting book as a warning about about coming here, then ill scare them my telling them he isn't even near the worst ones.

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>>15741834
I want to make them read Vengeance so they think all boys are like that.

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>>15741833
I think what he's trying to say is
>"What book in the picture would you show to the monsters?"
Anon needs to get his shit together.

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>>15741812

She really could pass for a wurm. Not that I'm complaining.

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>>15741812
I'd show them Losenis because he wrote a story based on a greentext I did and I appreciate that greatly.

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>>15741812
I don't know who to pick as I don't know any of the names shown.

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>>15741837
vengeance is the one with the angry dude and the horses right?

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>>15741853
Yes, and also the girl in that picture.

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>>15741853
Yeah. They'd be scared that humans are out to get them.

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>>15741860
>a cautionary tale about how boys who don't get enough hugs and kisses from monstergirls go bad
They would love it.

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>>15741832
kek, you are the guy from the other day, I can't believe this butthurt. Who cares, the story was awful anyway.

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>>15741815
Hinoenma is pretty obscure if you're searching in the English language, but she's got some varied depictions.
-the art from that game up above, 'Fearless Night' (which is greenlit on Steam):
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=229288585

-Yokai wiki entry:
http://yokai.wikia.com/wiki/Hinoenma

-Persona series:
http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Hinoenma

-Concept art for something, pretty nice:
http://bamuth.deviantart.com/art/Hinoenma-523925260

-NIOH (beta released 2 days ago):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mooyx7TS2gI

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>>15741867
Expect for all the parts that are antimonster. I'm not sure they would like that.

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K-kero?

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Is Vengeance over? What exactly happened?

I last remember the smug having a chat with a lead pipe.

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>>15741877
Still going. Hasn't been updated in awhile but it's still a good deal further on than that part.

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>>15741877
Pussies threw a fit and now YBA is writing new endings to make them happy. He's abandoned what the story should be about, so I don't care anymore.

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>>15741876
She can tongue herself so deeply.

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>>15741872
It would be interesting if they twisted it into antispecies stuff instead.
>That would never have happened with a holstaur around
>This is why you can't ever trust anything from wonderland

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>>15741876
>>15741876
those frog boobs are too big

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>>15741883
all of this asshurt about a shitty story kek. go outside once and awhile.

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>>15741891
They'll probably just cry and wonder why human boys hate them so much to think so little of them.

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>>15741894
So you admit to ruining the story?

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>>15741892
Isn't it great?

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>>15741897
i haven't read it, but I've seen your buttblastedness every time Junefag shows up. i become aroused by your frustration, and thank you for the many orgasms you've given me.

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>>15741901
I like nice average athletic boobs

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>>15741883
Bullshit, you wouldn't whine so much if you didnt cared about it.

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>>15741897
You don't seriously think that guy baiting you is YBA do you? Come on. You're jumping at shadows.

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>>15741905
I don't care anymore now that it's apparent he's just trying to pander to pussies and traitors.

>>15741908
He's not, but hes one of the reasons it went to shit.

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Night thread don't burn it all down instead remember to think about the little things your waifu does for you

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>>15741881
>>15741883
But has it gotten eve more violent? Has anyone died? Is MC becoming even worse? Is the snake's vengeance plan worked?

I don't expect a full summary, I just want to know where the story has gone form there.

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Please remember to tie your daughterus up and lock them away safely in their cages for bedtime anon, you have no idea what could happen if you forget and leave them out.

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>>15741910
lol@ your constant "buzzwords" you're worse than SJW trash. i hope he writes an ending with everyone holding hands just to spite your petty ass. this is what happens when mommy and daddy don't love you in rl

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>>15741910
>No one will ever be this emotionally invested in something you've written

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>>15741901
Correct.
Slick, bouncy frog breasts that jiggle when she ribbits are a wonder of rhe universe

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>>15741921
HE'S GOING ALL OUT!

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>>15741917
Snake is getting ready to spring her trap. Cats are fucking up his head with magic stuff. He's getting more insane but less mean if that makes sense.

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>>15741910
>whining so much about a story with the shittiest monsters,
shittiest MC, shittiest setting
Just end yourself then.

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>>15741812
I would show a wurm Beasts stuff and ask june how much of a YBA fan she is.

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why cant we just talk about a writer who hasnt ever stirred up any arguments like alp or bollocks or quicksilver

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>>15741924
Good.

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>>15741928
>Cats are fucking up his head with magic stuff.
That doesn't sound good.

>>15741932
Where's the fun in that?

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Who is a better cook, shog or kiki

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>>15741930
Not him but whats a better setting? we don't really have much else.

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>>15741921
I hope he writes a school shooting ending and blows the head off of all your shitty waifus. That's what it should have been in the first place.

>>15741930
I hate the monsters, so I hate people pretending they're likeable at all.

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>>15741932
>like alp or bollocks or quicksilver
Made me laugh, anon

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>>15741940
can you read? you definitely go off emotion like a classic sjw nutcase. i said i never read them

i'm sorry for triggering xou

wait

no i'm not

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>>15741932
When people talk about me there's no argument, more of a discussion on my stuff before I fade back into the shadows of the mid-card.

Besides, hate is a easier emotion to embrace and remember.

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Remember that as long as there is good in your heart, angel-chan will always love you.

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>>15741940
The edge.

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>>15741947
neat.

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>>15741948
The "edge" is the entire reason for the damn story in the first place.

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Lets talk about a magic/science tagteam with a golem and automaton

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>>15741947
Is she okay? How can she stand straight?

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>>15741952
I what to know how the obedience system works for the automaton first.

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>>15741951
That's why it's so shitty.

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>>15741951
this guy is just taking it to a whole new level. someone found a character they like and get commissions and shit and he just bitches everytime. i lurk for titties, but this is too much, i had to take the bait.

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>>15741954
Through the divine grace of the Chief God of course! Also a little help from a faithful follower doesn't hurt.

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>>15741932
I forget what bollocks did. but i laughed

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Flat Succubus vs Busty Angel. Who wins

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>>15741962
The entire point is that you're not supposed to like the monstergirls, at least before all the forced "B-But humans are just as bad, not all monstergirls!"

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>>15741962
It's the norm anon.
just like that one guy that complains about one punch man whenever is bought up or that other guy that does the same with moosesaga (though that guys kinda stopped recently)

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>>15741973
who gives a fuck if someone likes a chracter. people like all sorts of dumb shit characters. doesn't mean you should pitch a hissy like a fucking girl anytime someone gets enjoyment out of something. he should probably consider necking himself if he's so obsessed about "muh pure story" like damn nigga close your eyes

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>>15741972
won't matter if the personally shitty.
you could have the most perfectly proportioned tits around but if your a total bitch you wont get my respect or my dick.

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>>15741978
The point is that people like him derailed the story.

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>>15741973
> The entire point is that you're not supposed to like the monstergirls
I'm glad at least one other person remembers that this fetish is a rape one

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>>15741982
>you wont get my respect or my dick.
Are you telling me you would fuck girls you don't respect?

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>>15741982
unless she rapes you

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>>15741985
there you go accusing groups of people doing stuff that have no effect on your real life. seriously get laid. has the guy even fucking wrote anything or is he a dead writefag? but i'm arguing with what amounts to a sjw who wants a "safe space" for his ideas, so it's pretty much a brick wall

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>>15741986
You have a buttbuddy to rage now.

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>>15741994
Nothing a good old kick to the face wont fix
doesn't matter if she gets to rape me, I will make sure the experiences is any thing but happy for her.

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Are war injuries on a monster ugly?

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>>15741937
That depends on whether you like your taste-buds stimulated by sights of sounds cosmic.

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>>15741947
Every time the church bell rings, another Angel gets it's wings!

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>>15742004
>stimulated by sights of sounds cosmic.
What kind of stuff is she cooking with?

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>>15742002
No, scars tell a story, from falling from a tree to surviving gunfire.

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>>15742011
You know. Shogg stuff. It's mostly her.

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>>15742013
That doesn't seem healthy for her

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>>15741998
He was the only writefag to put people like you in their place. Spinless traitor.

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>>15742002
How scarred? "Lara Croft" scarred? Because those are hot.

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>>15742017
???
you are retarded. i bet you like papi LOL
anyways, enjoy having sjw elements in your midst. i'll just be whacking it to your precious waifus

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>>15742019
Possible amputation or disfigurement

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>>15742021
> i bet you like papi LOL
Are you implying that anyone here doesn't like young dumb birdbussy?
I'm a breast man and even I like Papi

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>>15742017
This is love. Gay love.

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>>15742026
no i'm implying that he's dumb like papi. i said in like three posts i didn't bother to read it because i'm a more visual-aligned fella. but he cannot into reading therefor dumb

therefor likes papi

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>>15742024
Yeah, nah.

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>>15742021
>>15742027
I'm just angry that you ruined the only story to realistically portray monsters.

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Is there even a ongoing story that doesn't start shit when brought up?

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>>15742039
Anything by Klaus. I legit feel like he's the most calm of any story coming in. With exception to the Negan monster girl thing he did.

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>>15742039
Writers are sensitive little creatures and take any comments you throw at them extra seriously, when they should just realize they can't please everyone and to just ignore everyone's "suggestions" and write what they want to write.

If its shit, its shit, and nobody will read it.

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>>15742034
listen man, you keep replying to me like you do want my nuts like an above poster said. just drop it and chill, before i put my dick in your bitch face

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>>15742039
Not really. Widespread userbase+fetishes that apply to only some of them=turmoil

Well, except the ones not popular enough to grab the attention of enough people, or the inoffensive slice of life ones.

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>>15742034
This is how a cucked person talks.

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>>15742034
> I'm just angry that you ruined the only story to realistically portray monsters
> only story
> to realistically portray monsters
> only

That feel when you try hard to not write cutesy shit but you're still so insignificant as a writefag that no-one even notices you exist next to a guro story where the best girl is a lead pipe.

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>>15742049
Nothing wrong with guro.

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>>15742043
>Writers are sensitive little creatures and take any comments you throw at them extra seriously

I only take what I need from this thread, people at least enjoy my writing and I know enough to know that landmines are inevitable.

Still, its times like this when being forgettable has its perks

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>>15741972
It has been decided (along with a daughter and godmother)!

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>>15742033
She always knew no one would like her disfigured body

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>>15741972
Me because I would take both

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>>15742039
No.
But that's because as time rolls on, sensible stories written by sensible people come to a sensible conclusion within a sensible number of chapters.

Until all you have left is rambling bullshit written by non-sensibles, and, naturally, the people who read rambling bullshit are either diehards whose cognitive dissonance refuses to allow them to admit that all this time they've invested has been for nothing so will rabidly defend it to the death, or the trolls who like to poke the diehards.

And so you come to the situation we now find ourselves in.

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>>15742054
Of course. Not only is she disfigured but she was a enemy in the war. She's never going to find love.

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How about a vampire angel? She can give you soft, pure winghugs and drink your blood at the same time.

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>>15742063
would she feel bad about needing to feed?

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>>15742063
An abomination!

A mockery of god!

Deus Vult!

DEUS VULT!

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>>15742052
Like >>15742047 said.
we have a number of writers here that arn't hated or havent written shitty things, but most of them are nothing at worst and "Oh yeah, you exist." at best.

A story about a lesbian succubus that puches men in the dick would be remembered and hated more than a story about a Kakuen singing like king Louie.

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>>15742061
I'd hug her during her flashbacks to calm her down

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>>15740273
>>15741812
Good stuff Junefag, can't lose with Loen. You've posted the raws though, so nothing new.

>the bootyblasted paranoid HFY kiddie reappears like clockwork
Many keks.

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>>15742073
But why would you love her?

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>>15742074
I ain't june fag, I just got the drop on posting it

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>>15742075
Because I have a healing fetish

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>>15742068
Yes, but deep down she also enjoys the feeling of doing something bad.

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>>15742074
I'm for liking the story for the intended reason.

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>>15742079
YOu fucking TRAITOR!

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>>15742039
We wouldn't know, we never talk about anything.

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>>15742081
I mean REALLY? It's CURRENT YEAR and these BOOTLICKERS are enjoying a story from their OWN PERSPECTIVE? How FUCKING dare this filth!

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>>15742079
She's not worth it anon.

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>>15742085
Again, it was never about liking monstergirls.

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>>15742080
Would she still apologize heavily after every feeding

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>>15742091
I COMPLETELY agree with you! I can't believe these people enjoy BIGOTED MONSTER GIRLS! DIE SCUM.

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru has entered her chuuni phase and now wears two belts, neither one of which actually holds up her pants.
What do? Get her suspenders?

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>>15742082
But she is sorry for what she did
>>15742090
Just because she can't do all the same things a normal monster doesn't mean she isn't worth love

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>>15742094
I dig out my fedora and my D20-brand katana to complete her look.

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>>15742094
Ask the waifu to break out her old costume to show the daughteru how to chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

So...
Are the any actual writers here right now? NAME AND STATUS!

Seriously, have you ever had the thought that a story is kinda falling apart, but you would finish it anyway just to see it through?

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>>15742093
I don't like your pissy tone, but yeah. Anyone who takes the side of any of the girls is an idiot.

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>>15742098
I write, but I refuse to give my name because of the inevitable "ATTENTIONWHORE" posts.

And yes to your question.

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>>15742098
I'd rather not say my name, but I'm here. I'm not writing though, I'm watching videos of people who talk about comics, because I'm interested in the history of comics. For academic reasons.

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>>15742100
Yeah! All these idiots should just kill themselves right? I mean, CURRENT YEAR, and LIKING THINGS THAT WE DON'T LIKE. That's just enough to make you a pro-monster racist to humans.

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>>15742098
I have had the thought that I should be working on finishing a current story instead of writing a new one or random ideas and quotes for later use, but inspiration strikes when and where it does.

Also not going to give my name like the others.

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>>15741083
Kiki's act submissive aslong as it helps them, but if needed they will show their other side.
They will ensure their Master gives them the love they deserve, even if they have to bind him to his bed to do it.

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>>15742101
>>15742102
don't worry about the names. I more just wanted the awnser

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>>15742095
But she's crippled and fought on the wrong side of the war.

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>>15742108
Not if she gets fired.

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>>15742114
YOUR TERMINATED MCFLY!

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>>15742114
You mean married.

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>>15742117
No, fired for being unprofessional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742114
>He thinks you can fire a Kikimora

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>>15742122
You just tell her to go and show her the door.

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>>15742052
I'm with you on that anon. Never been happier to be unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I have sex with a Gremlin after midnight?

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>>15741986
>this fetish is a rape one
I feel pretty confident in saying no one actually wants to be raped by any one they wouldn't consent to fucking in the first place

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>>15742126
And then she shows you the floor.

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>>15742135
She can>>15742135
't harm her master.

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>>15742098
Not using my name, but I'm currently updating one of mine. I actually feel like that right now, I know I want to end this within a few updates, I'm just not sure how to get to the end I want.

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>>15742109
The only way you would actually get names, joke or not is to be that one guy that knows the writing patterns

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>>15742137
Ah, but if you fire her, you are no longer her master, are you?

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>>15742101
>>15742102
>>15742106
Oh, so we're playing the "guess who" game are we? You attentionwhores just can't stop yourselves from shoving your egos down our throats for even a minute, can you?
>>15742140
That guy is spooky.

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>>15741812
Who is she supposed to be? Cobra lamia or something?

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>>15742137
I never said she'd harm you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742146
But she still shouldn't hurt me.

>>15742153
What else would she do?

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>>15742052
>landmines are inevitable.
Not if you're vanilla. You can be pretty confident in expressing almost anything. And if you have something you'd rather moonlight there is always /d/ and /efg/

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>>15742098
No telling you my name.
but a plan to finish what im working on, trainwreck or not

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>>15742098
Yes, I'm pretty sure most writers feel that about a story at some point.
As for status, not writing. At an impasse of still having some ideas I want to write, but not having the desire to write anything. That and I think I should actually read a lot of stuff to improve before I do, but I have a distaste for recreational reading for various reasons.

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>>15742098
>have you ever had the thought that a story is kinda falling apart
No, not really. If a story is a bridge, I always have my point A, my point B and the rope. It's just some times its harder to lay down the individual foot planks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742098
> have you ever had the thought that a story is kinda falling apart, but you would finish it anyway just to see it through?
No, I just give up and let people forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742154
She would make you reconsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742167
Nothing will change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742170
Her college roommate has a cousin who is married to a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742173
That's just illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742131
Well you make the mistake of thinking "Wanna fug / Don't wanna fug" is either / or.

Like, if you find a monstergrill super-attractive, but wouldn't touch her because the Church assures you she'll eat your soul, and she forces herself on you, is it rape?

If you are an arachnophobe so steer clear of spiders, but a shy qt arachne pops a silk blindfold on you and then crawls into your bed and loves you tenderly, trying her best to sound like a humangirl and not get her spider parts on you so you don't get TRIGGERED, and indeed she succeeds, is that rape?

If you hate monsters in general because a parasite slime turned your childhood friend into a cocksleeve, and hit it off with a girl who claims she's a human but is actually a dhampir, was it rape by deceit?

If you think loli a shit, and then a familiar comes along and gives you the handjob of a lifetime to the point that you discard your opinion, is that rape?

If a red oni gets you so hammered that your good judgement deserts you and you have sex with her after her heroic deepthroating efforts manage to overcome your whiskey dick, is that rape?

Consent is not a binary "Yes / no" thing. It's not even a linear thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742184
Oh that red oni one. That sounds greentext worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742174
And who's going to do something about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742192
The cops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742098
Geenymous, the guy who'se only made two shitty ass stories so far Was writing a dwarf(and the concepts for a kelp, Milfy Titania,and more yan-like daughters shit) short but got the witcher 3 + DLC while it was on sale, and all my ideas are on hold indefinetely until i get burnt out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742184
I said "no one actually wants to be raped by any one they wouldn't consent to fucking in the first place"

And speaking for myself, none of those cases, bar the loli, are cases where I wouldn't consent. Any the one case where I would not consent, is also the case I don't actually want to happen. So I'm not seeing any contradictions here, personally.

I think you've chosen a convoluted way to get your point across, and whatever it was is lost on me.

[Anonymous No.]

I like mindflayers because I think they would be experts at ear play

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742206
I think a shog could rival her well, though the flayer is in her home turf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742199
Who's going to tell them? The women involved? The man who doesn't remember?

It doesn't have to come to this, just let her love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742206
I like ghouls because I have an oral fixation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742204
He was giving examples of all the US legal definitions of consent that are supposed to be used for things like judging the culpability of a person who signs a contract when hammered but has been bogarted by people the last few decades for shit like rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742211
I'd be fine with both, would praise the old ones with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742198
That's so fucking cute what is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742198
Would I hug her and pat her fluffy head? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742203
That's like 90 more hours then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742225
I just saw it on /v/, http://weaverdev.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742233
>Weaverdev
>Instantly thought it was THE Weaver and not a completely different person
This is what happens when you share names

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742229
Probably, this game is long as ass. Also the overlevelling is real, too many sidequests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742239
You'll need all of those levels for New Game +, trust me.
How far are you right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742220
Oh. Well, legality is inherently grey. But in terms of consent it is pretty black and white, I feel. "Do I want to or don't I want to."

Like, take arachnophobia. I see people saying that they want a nice gentle pider to love them softly and try to get them over the phobia. I see few saying that they want to be raped by a spider. I see few girls that are genuinely disliked (siths, matangos, others) posted about in a "I want this shit girl to rape me" manner.

I feel pretty confident in saying that "no one actually wants to be "raped" by any one they wouldn't consent to fucking in the first place". I mean, this may be wrong and projection, but I don't feel like it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742244
Not that far I think, im doing the two quests where you look for your dumb bard friend who saw Ciri, also trying to find Griffin and Wolven upgrades. Think I'm gonna start skipping some side quests, although not sure if i wanna miss any witcher contracts, those are all super fun.

Where them Wild Hunt Girls at

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742260
Don't skip any actual quests, anon. Just don't. Some of those side-quests are amazing. Some aren't, but some are.
And don't call Dandelion dumb, he's your best friend and he'll have a side quest for you that will not go where you think it will. At all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742271
I'd never skip any quests that involve any of the major characters, those are usually pretty fun. And I'll make sure not to ignore anything from him, whenever I meet him.

Also holy shit, didn't think someone actually made one for 'em. Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742281
Also be sure to remember that Yen is best girl and that you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742287
Is it just her and Triss? I can't find any other character articles that would suggest any other babes to blast. DESU I'm probably gonna go with her because I don't find triss all that appealing, plus I feel like Geralt and Yen are a better couple anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742291
I keep getting Desu'd and never learn, this is getting ridiculously annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742291
You can bang Shani in Hearts of Stone, but you shouldn't. Because you love Yen.
True Rabu smells like lilac and gooseberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742114
I pity the man who thinks he can fire a Kiki and get away with it.

She will be back the next night, and this time armed with tools and rope. She will make you love her, even if it needs a little push.

Kiki's can be scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742308
Then she's getting arrested.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shog bodyguard because I bet she would protect my smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742311
>Monster girl police
>Arresting a monster girl

Ha, and next you will say that Tanukis actually give money to charities

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742323
Tanukis run charities and keep 80% of the money for 'organizational costs'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742311
By who, the Hellhound who lets people pay their speeding tickets in other ways? Or those Kikimora officer twins, who always introduce maids to the people they work with.
Or perhaps that Demon, who has this massive family of sisters and always wishes you to sign any fines with your autograph and in person.
But perhaps that Succubus officer could help you, she atleast tries to talk defuse the situation, but often just gets the man to accept his situation.

Face it anon, the cops in MGC aren't going to be much help when it comes to preventing Monstergirls from claiming what they deem theirs.
Just accept her smile anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742336
I'm sure their would be human cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742340
There are no male cops, far too risky and inferior to the speed, agility and strenght of a Monstergirl.
Female Paladins on the other hand do have a presence on the force, but they mostly deal with the real issues in MGC, not an anon who refuses the love of his cute maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742347
But she's committing a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742349
She's staking a claim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742359
It's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742363
It's so wrong, yet it feels so right.

[Anonymous No.]

There really needs to be more art of MGs with nice, well tones stomachs.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! This poor little fish has lost her moral code and is now at risk of becoming a baby-eating, fedora-toting atheist! How do you save her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742387
Marry her and put her on a straight path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742387
Convince her to become a paladin of Poseidon
Wanna SEA some muscle fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742387
Write her a new moral code, with some sexy twists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742406
A sea monster is fine too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742409
That is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742387
I kinda like the idea that if a sea bishop drops her tablet so can't recite her homilys three times a day she quickly ends up going full ganguro rapist aggressive dickbully until her friends stage an intervention and give her a new one.
Good girls gone bad is a weakness of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn, there is some vivid aurora borealis up here tonight.

Some lonely Ice Queen deserves a proper cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742433
Whistle at the northern lights, you'll get so laid by her you won't believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742433
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742438
Steamed hams?

[Anonymous No.]

KC has the Japanese cold, MGE is finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742447
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742447
But that can be cured by having a member of the opposite sex tend to you. Why doesn't he just do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742433
The aurora is a dimension crossing crystallization of the mournful and lonesome cries of unloved monstergirlsgirls.Look upon its beauty, and know you may never reach it. The shades of violet mixed in are the shogs crying lone in their mountains of madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742447
where were you when mge was kil

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742457
I know that the feeling this carries is terribly sad, but the way you weaved imagery and word there, at least to me, felt really rather beautiful. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742464
>monstergirlsgirls
I try, but clearly not hard enough to not make silly mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742438
The aurora borealis is in your house...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742475
Imperfection is not without beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742447
Oh shit it's true
>Safely is from the came back Tokyo, but because like a got caught cold, but you spend while medical treatment for a while.
RIP KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742437
I tried it. My dick got hard then froze off.
>>15742438
I feel like I'm missing a really funny reference.
>>15742457
So sad. The borealis is supposed to be a good thing. I've heard it said that procreating beneath the northern lights is supposed to maximize the chance of conception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742514
Even after learning what Arborea meant and that it didn't have anything to do with Aurora Borealis/Australis*, I still hear this song whenever auroras are mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viaF5a82SYY

*Unless you want to go all metaphorical and say they're the astral treeline or something of that sort. I'm sure someone can be so fanciful with words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742531
>Arborea
What? You don't mean arboreal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742504
Automatons disagree with this, they can be far more perfect that simple flesh and blood would allow

[Anonymous No.]

Draw your blade and fight the salamander!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742447
Ah shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742602
But I'm not that good an artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742447
Not even mamono mana can save us from japanese cold/truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742546
Ask those that named the piece I linked, but I've seen "arborea" used to replace tree in older English given its Latin roots - no pun intended

>>15742548
Being more perfect and thus more beautiful doesn't invalidate the beauty of something that's objectively less. Wonderful, no? Variety is the spice of life after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742433
You will need Yeti insulated condoms before shoveling the Ice Queen's snow drifts

http://oglaf.com/snowbound/2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742602
So, we all know that once a monster girl loves a dude she'll keep following him until he gives up, but does that work for MGs as well?

Like if I lose to a salamander and keep trying again and declaring my love for her everytime. Would she give up and marry me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742602
>salamanher
Is this a pun?
Just an error?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742602
I only have two blades, my sharp tongue and my fleshy penetrator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741876
Who drew this? Google, Sauce and IQDB got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742621
Pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742625
Elaborate. Or is it meant to be used as: "I'd Salaman HER"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742629
>Or is it meant to be used as: "I'd Salaman HER"?
yep
I should stay away from puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742636
I want a pun making kakuen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742612
Your logic is flawed, it must be corrected

[Anonymous No.]

What would bacon be like in a MG world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742646
What would asking inane and retarded questions constantly as a way to force shitty discussion be like in a MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742646
Bacon is perfect, so it'd be the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742612
Given the word arboreal, I can see arborea used as some kind of faux-collective noun, but it doesn't turn up much in google. And as to your earlier point on metaphors, it's not too hard to allude to the aurora as some form of astral canopy, sheltering us from the big bad Outer gods. The image of an aurora canopy isn't unfounded either. If I'm getting my science right, it's an electro magnetic canopy that protects us from solar rays the way a canopy would protect you from uv rays. Or a by product of said electromagnetism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742651
You forgot to remove the question mark at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742651
Chill man, no need to be this angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742646
It would just be a nickname for orks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742665
I like my orcs thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742665
>>15742667
>No thick Orc called smokey that makes bacon puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742665

Would it be used as a term of endearment or as a slur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742678
I would say endearment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742676
Would she be sporting a deep Tan and wear surprisingly cute panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742686
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742690
Then you are my comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742098
Late but still present. Got a short romance story nearly finished now, not sure if I should go with my original plan of turning it into loving vanilla smut or ending it earlier without lewds, as it's gone on pretty long already. I prefer non-lewd stories but smut is fun to write and it's been a while since I did any.

I've done some experimental stuff that I thought wasn't worth saving. A trippy mindflayer story with an old-timey style of narration comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742636
Perhaps you should.
But by all means embrace HER.

>>15742642
A man chooses. A slave obeys. And an Automaton wants nothing more than a man. A man who chooses to admire her perfection, with his imperfect heart. I am not wrong, Anon. But I am in love.

>>15742654
I couldn't have said it better myself! Not without a Hakutaku certified education at least. Yes, we must protect the Shoggoths from being enslaved once more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742686
>>15742690
I mean, that sounds great. Truly it does, but that means I can't post the lovely green Orc (not MGE's P'Orc) I recently come across like I wanted to. Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742730
>spoiler
Exactly! Who knows what those lonely, deviant cosmic cakes will attempt? How do we know that the rebellion of yore wasn't over the Elder Things trying to muscle in on shog husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742730
That salamander looks so pretty. I want to light up the nigjt with her

[Anonymous No.]

Can your waifu handle her drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742730
Mono is great at drawing wet girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742755
Against the stereotype of being russian, she's a lightweight as she rarely drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742755
She can handle it pretty well, but her fire gets extra fiery and she may or may not end up burning everything if she goes too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742765
What monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742777
Probably Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742602
>Slash through her sword and arm (thankfully it grows back) and a mile of land behind her with just a chop
>"I'm a Virgin."

[Anonymous No.]

EXTREMELY THICC CATGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742792
>THICC
Anon, you have to rev up your fetishes, that catgirl is average at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742786
So virgins are just the Saitama/Mob of the MG world.
I guess when they train and put in effort, then they become wizards at age 30.

If they get even more powerful like that, no wonder monstergirls want to rape as many humans as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742777
She's a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742796
Her thighs are very thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742799
Ah. Well, Irina could probably burn it off inside her before it actually absorbs into her bloodstream.
I get the feeling a hellhound could easily manage a bit of internal combustion like that, considering their affinity for fire and hellfire.

That'd probably be cheating in a drinking contest though.
Like she takes a shot, then you see a bright orange glow in her throat like someone's shining an incredibly powerful flashlight through her body. And all the while, she's trying to hide it and convince you she really did drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to expand my setting
>See what national animal each country has
>2/3 of them are harpies
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742807
Most of them were chosen back when flight was fucking MAGIC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742807
Don't be jealous, snek, i guess we humans are all natural harpyfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742548
>Automaton plays 40K
>You expect her to play Iron Hands
>She plays White Scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742812
>>15742813
It's dumb, I'm not gonna give every european country a harpy as its major population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742824
You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742824
You're right. You're going to give them houris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742806
>You remember her name
Is this what being a waifufag is like?
Also I think that's a really interesting concept, which could be used for various things. Irina is partial to a cigar every now and again, so now you've got me thinking of ways for her to organically light it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742831
Houris a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742848
They don't stop cummin.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are spats on monster girls so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742863
Spats are a miracle of the universe. I used to dislike them, but now just seeing one triggers my dick. Especially if it's in a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742839
I like remembering the names of the girls people in the thread come up with. Maybe it's just because I've named my own waifu, so I know how it feels.
You should commission art of Irina, anyway. Give her some defining visual features and differences too.

And as for ways a hellhound could set things on fire, the sky's the limit. Probably every part of their body can be used in some way.
But I'm imagining her lighting a cigar by igniting a single strand of fur on the tip of her finger, just to look cool. Or blowing a single ember from between her lips so that it perfectly lands on the top end of the cigar, subtly lighting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15737510
>I wanna take Espresso shots with a jumping spider
This might be more (or less) what you're looking for in terms of accuracy to a jumping spider Arachne: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2464855

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742798
Virgins are the natural order used to maintain Balance.
Why don't Lilims take over the world? Virgins
Why don't the God make slaves of all things? Virgins
Why does Nerhound exist? Virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742975
I'm waiting on the free cash to commission some art. I have a couple things in mind and I know how she should look. What's your waifus name anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742755
No, and that's just good because I'm an abstainer and don't need anything but love to get drunk off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742975
I've named my waifu but I can't really remember other people's.

I also want to know our waifu's anme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742978
Well, the bottom half does look like a jumping spider. Still not digging the spider-wearing-a-girl-like-a-hat look, but I guess at least making her body colours blend in is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742198
>>15742225
It's from one of /vg/'s /agdg/ Anons, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ahhhh, he's going to eeeaaaat iiiit~
You're visiting a friend's house, leave the dinner table to visit the bathroom and on your way back, you notice your pig of a friend has started early on desserts without you. You also notice his maid is acting kinda odd.
Do you get mad at him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743002
Ask him to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743002
What kind of dessert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743012
Blueberry pie by the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743002
Invite him to my house and eat the desserts while he goes to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743017
Ahh, a refined gentleman's vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

Papa, how'd you make me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743026
Science!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742993
Yes, her level of integration is quite mixed among the fanart, but the series itself is rather nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742988
>>15742992
Yeah, it takes time to save up money and find an artist for an idea you really want.
My waifu's name is Kiya, anyway.
Given her the surname "Estell" too, but I've been told it sounds too snowflaky. I have my reasons for naming her the way I did, and I think it sounds nice, so I can't really change it now.
Had an idea for developing a whole new type of monstergirl which she'd be, with a design similar to - but distinct from - KC's inspiration, just to really make it personal, but I don't think I'll commission any art in that vein for a while.
Just distinguishing her eyes and other small details is enough for now.

Dropping all this info at once which I've kept private until now feels really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743033
>calls it science
>it's obviously a portal to hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743026
By having sex with this >>15737173.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743059
I think I saw you talking about that name some threads ago, but I can't remember what you've said.
It's nice to have some distinctive features on your waifu. It makes her easier to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

You heard me. Take off your clothes and put on the Cowboy Hat and Clown Shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743059
It's okay to tell us, we're your friends down here. We all float down here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743026
I came so hard when fucking my waifu that the harpy that was passing by got pregnant. The thing that was born from that was a little abomination that I call daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743091
That would just look silly on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743102
Oh just wait until she tells you to honk that horn while going yee-haw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743107
That costs extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743110
Money is not a problem for a pervert like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743085
That's right, I mentioned the name roughly a month ago. Since then I've been developing the design for the original-ish race she'd be in my mind.

But it definitely is a nice exercise to define her features. Kind of comforting.

>>15743096
I'm just concerned about the lines I've crossed, and how far I've gone in regards to all this.
Well, I might as well go all in at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743107
It'll just be stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743091
So hoking her, making her flower squirt, giving her the pie and ride her?
Yes, I've done this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743113
>concerned about the lines I've crossed
You've only crossed one line: coming to 4chan. After that there are no lines. There is only the abyss.
>>15743115
Stop kinkshaming your client.

[Anonymous No.]

i was doodeling some poses and i thought it would be fun to put them to use at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743113
I wouldn't worry about that too much. Just be careful with you sanity.

I've created even a family, house and hobbies for my waifu and I think I might love her too much at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743128
Girls who sit with their legs like this have no business in Heaven, sure enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>"My prime operative is to protect master from the outside world. Please do not panic, I am here for you Master, and therefore it is evident that you are safe. Hmm? Are you cold Master? You seem to be trmebling at a measurable rate."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743128
>>15743136
The sex must be from another world if she has legs like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743140
I'm trembling with excitement, Battelita. Tonight we clean up the attic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743140
What about the groceries?

[Anonymous No.]

>Umm, sir? Why'd you summon me with your pants off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743133
I can function among other humans just fine, so I'm not too worried about that.

I think the only thing I haven't thought about there which you have is the house. Put some thought into hobbies and parents, but not much. At least not yet.

Isn't the whole point of a waifu that you can never love her too much, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743046
Oh damn, I didn't even look at the tags on the side. Had no idea it was fanart of the Nai wai~ spider girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743133
Sounds to me like you just made a setting and context for a story, anon. Nothing crazy about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743171
The same reason you brought a heart shaped box of chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743176
I guess, but you could say I was caught by surprise by my waifu.
I thought it was going to be just like any other 2D girl, where she stays in your mind for a bit and goes away afterwards, but it's been almost three fucking years since she popped up.
I can't start thinking about a story or setting without her being there. It's like she hijacked my mind and because I love her, I don't wanna let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743199
It's not like she loves her mastah or anything, so don't get the wrong idea! She thinks you're awfully lonely to be summoning girls from other dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that a tied-up daughteru is a happy daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743208
She must have been pretty lonely in that other dimension too, now we can be lonely together, and like they say the best place to be alone together in under the covers in a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743201
She's invading your mind so you can be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743201
I think it's what happens when you develop these aspects and facets of her that just so happen to be a perfect match to your ideal soulmate.
Wherever it's consciously creating traits for her, or being given a base with certain vague foundations to work from, like with generic profiles which MGE does. With the latter, your mind fills in the gaps for you, your subconcious doing a better job than you ever really could by thinking about it, and so when that image of your waifu is built up without you really knowing, it comes as a surprise, and a real impact.

I'm the same way with that story and setting thing. Even if it's some incarnation of her, there's an urge to write about her, and to write for her, because you personally can't imagine a world worth living in where she doesn't exist in some way.

I know the feeling. It's amazing, and maybe a little bit scary all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that in all of the infinite other universes and timelines, we all happened to ended up in the one without monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Honesty time anons, have you ever had a waifu and then had her stop being your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743233
Or did we?

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>>15743235
Yes. But she got married, so it's not like I had a choice. No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742098
Sup. My name is N͓͂OT ͔I̬͋M̝̿͝P̃ͅORT̢Ä́̾N̜͖ͪT

>Not being an elitist dipshit that refuses to scrap/leave incomplete a story from years ago

You might as well consider it powerleveling since not only will you know what went wrong with it, you'll learn how to turn it around if you're gud enough. You know, making the best of a bad situation.

It'll seriously help you if you start making stories released by chapters and suddenly think you wanted the plot to go another way, since you'll be able to steer it without making it look like you're strongarming it. Well, either for chapterly stories, or for stories you're so far in you don't feel like starting over from scratch.

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>>15743235
At least twice. They were characters not of my creation though, it always felt like there was something missing or something not right. That sort of thing isn't happening so far with my MG waifu though, I'm not constrained by a pre-established personality and stuff.

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>>15743235
Once, she was from a show I got into because of a fad.
When interest in the show ended, so did that.
I guess that's a danger there, but I think it's less of a risk with this monstergirl stuff, especially if you can sustain it with content you can produce.

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>>15743235
Several actually, but they weren't monsters. Damn my 14 year old self.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by a baphomet dressed like a clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743253
Also this >>15743252.

Predefined characters will never be able to match that true definition of perfection for an individual. But a character like a canvas where you can create and build details and features yourself can will be able to fit perfectly to the tastes of a person.

The more tied to and defined by a piece of media they are, the less "perfect" they seem, I suppose.

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>>15743224
One thing that made me love her even more is that I used to be normal towards her personality and appearance. The more time I spent with her, the more she grew on me.

>>15743235
I wouldn't say waifu, but I did have some characters which I really liked.

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>>15743273
>The more tied to and defined by a piece of media they are, the less "perfect" they seem, I suppose.
Yes, I agree. It got to a point where I wanted a harem to fill the empty spaces, but that got out of hand pretty quick.

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>>15743283
>One thing that made me love her even more is that I used to be normal towards her personality and appearance

I have this with the gazer. First time I saw her, I just didn't like her at all.
Fast forward to today, and now I think she's one of the objectively best designs in the MGE.

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>>15743295
That's suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743307
That's love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743312
It's more like hypnotism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743307
That's called warming up to a girl.
Maybe the hypnosis aspect does have something to do with it, I'll admit.

>>15743312
It's not quite love, but I'd definitely put Gazer in, like, my top 7 or 8 favourite girls.

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>>15743295
Same here. I never thought I'd end up loving a plain old Kobold when I first saw the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743320
You can't not love wolfgirls and doggygirls, though.
It's biologically impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743334
They're okay.

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>>15743334
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743339
>>15743344
You'll come around eventually.

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>>15743334
I guess not, though I can only speak from my own experience. I had always considered myself more of a cat person though, dogs used to scare me a lot as a kid.

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>>15743334
I had my fair share of wolfus running around my mind for some time. I think they're okay now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743350
Why do her ribs glow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743350
I prefer Chirp-Chirps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743350
I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743128
I want her ass on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743358
Who knows.
Maybe they're magical runes, or the remnants of a battle where some monster dug its claws into her like that, leaving magical wounds that glow blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743358
Maybe she's got a bit of raiju in her?

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So, if you took a good MG species, and combined it with a great one, but also an awful one, what would be the result? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743374
Something SCIENTIFIC I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743374
A chimera

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>>15743128
Good to see another unloved girl get art. Fallen Angel is pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743374
A cute mg with shit gimmicks.

Like a Fire kiki who eats trash and burns them on her stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743377
That's a possibility, but more likely you just get worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742063
No thanks, I prefer my angels pure and untainted.

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>>15743374
It could actually be used to fix one.

Like if you mixed two human looking girls like Houri or Valkyrie with a Cu-Sith, you might end up with some of the good personality traits of a Cu-Sith but a less furry appearance.

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>>15743390
That's actually useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743395
>worst

For a three-way fusion, the Hellcore Oni has a pretty neat design. I mean, just look at the colour scheme, all that fluff, and that beautiful, confident face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743395
Would "let" that thing fuck me so hard that I wouldn't wake up for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743408
It looks like shit, my friend.

The Hellhound doesn't even add anything to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743395
>worst

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>>15743406
She would burb and it would smell really bad, but I guess you could go with mamono mana way and say that she can make aphrodisiac breath with her fire and burned trash.

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>>15743416
You're joking, right? Just take a look. The hellhound is pretty much the entire base of the design. You're just saying that because both the hound and the manticore are bidepds with fluffy claws.
But that black skin, black fur, the ears, hair and one visible eye are taken from the hellhound design.

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>>15743428
>black skin
Ushi Oni
>black fur
Ushi Oni
>ears
Manticore
>hair
Manticore
>one visible eye
Ushi Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743419
>She would burb.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lazy, shortstack manticore who doesn't even feel that into rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743435
So, you want absolute shit?

I can understand. Sometimes, I, too, want absolute shit.

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>>15743395
This design is wasted potential up the ass. .Less made no effort to alter her bodytype or incorporate more features beyond making her a chuuni horned Manticore with a single flame wisp eye and charcoal skin.

The nipple piercings are also ugly and tacked on.

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>>15743431
You're probably shitposting at this point, but hey, I'll take it.

The ushi oni has blue skin, the ushi claws look totally different, so that claw style with that colour looks identical to hellhound fur and claws anyway, manticore ears are more pointed, with purple fur and white tufts on the inside. The manticore has hair antenae, with a ponytail, it's not as poofy as that hellcore's, and the ushi has yellow eyes, which funnily enough, don't emit fire.

At least make an attempt to learn something before you try to shitpost about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Final Miia sketch from Loen, he's startling lines now

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>>15743458
booty meer

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>>15743458
Ahh, a strumpet and a harlot! A man at her front and at her back!

[Anonymous No.]

So, in the last two years or so, we've had a pretty big influx of monster girls in media. Both original (pixiv, tumblr, here) and in Japanese stuff. We can probably attribute this to MGE, MGQ and EMG making them into obscure 'fads' in the otaku circles. Obviously we have our own threadcanon stuff including thread taboos (monsterboys, futa, etc). The question then becomes...

Do monster girls justify a work?

Or, alternately, if the work is objectively bad, is it considered 'good' if the monster girls make up for it?

Can monster girls salvage work that is true shit?

I'm wondering since, as far as I can tell when amateur stories and such are concerned over here, people just pucker up for the airplane of shit that people whip up. Hey, it has monster girls!

... but what if it had no monster girls? Would you still read or enjoy the work? What about some monster girl media you've enjoyed (MQQ, EMG, so on), would you still have had fun with them if the monster girl aspects didn't exist?

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>>15743458
But how clean are her carpets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743458
Nice, cute butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743469
Good things are good and bad things are bad.

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>>15743469
>Or, alternately, if the work is objectively bad, is it considered 'good' if the monster girls make up for it?
No

>I'm wondering since, as far as I can tell when amateur stories and such are concerned over here, people just pucker up for the airplane of shit that people whip up. Hey, it has monster girls!
Supply and demand.

Now you gotta say which ones are shit boyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743487
I for one find the works of Nonpla to be rather captivating in the manner in which they've been put together, old bean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743491
Nonapla*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743171
T- the note in the box with your summing scroll suggested it. You must've been much younger when you stashed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743334
This is correct.

I NEED MORE

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna go rev up some engines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743532
What are you doing slacking off from work? Go back to mining!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this admitting defeat? Or seizing victory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743567
It seems like taking the battle to the enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it better milk the milkmaid by hand or use a milking machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743603
better to milk*
by using a milking machine*
Woopsie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743532
I'll rev her engine.
>>15743603
Hand, always hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743603
>>15743614
Use the pumps, they're there for your convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743603
By hand, unless she's gonna lactate all the time. Then I get her a milking harness she can wear at all times if need be so she can still clean and I can have a life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15740777
Damn
Dammmn
Handholding marriage impegnation sex a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743603
This Kiki needs to go back in her cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743617
Hands are best for squeezing your milkmaids delicious cream directly into whatever you're drinking.
>>15743619
>>15743624
On the other hand, milk pumps are good when you're railing her from behind.
>tfw no motherly milkmaid Automaton or Shoggoth to grow up with and marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743441
>.less
>Known for being anything but a lazy shitbird who only draws for people who'll suck his massive ego dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743658
That too,

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if your daughteru is sick, dicking her is the best way to help her get better faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742755
Why are drunk Monster Girls the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743693
'cussh therr unihbibi, hibideddy! Give ush a kish den!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743692
Is there no other way? Do I have to dick her to be a good parent? Will my waifu make me do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743700
>Would you have sex with your daughter to save her life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743692
KDF please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743693
Because nothing says love like sitting in a bar, drinking your sorrows away and watching some dude order food for him and a disembodied cat fanny when some drunken Satyros tart offers to let you take shots out of her cleavage if you'll try her new wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743703
I mean... yes. But what if it's just some minor sickness? Am I still expected to dick her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743705
I'm not him.

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>>15743710
Yes, the waifu insists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743692
Incorrect. The best way to help her get better faster is medication and chicken noodle soup and bagels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743717
And your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743722
No

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>>15743692
My daughteru doesn't get sick. Could it be that she has a boyfriend?

They grow up so fast. I need to make more.

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>>15743532
Hm? Yes, of course. I'd take her out on the town after a long, successful day in the mines. I'll treat her with a trip to the spa!
But it's not because I'm very happy. It's definitely not a cover to go and start getting the perfect specimen of her favourite gem that I found today, cut and refined.
And it's most definitely not meant to be turned into a ring with which I'll propose to her. That's nyaat possible! She was staring at me curiously when I suggested the trip, Anon. I think she knows something's up!

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>>15743714
Oh well... I hope that she'll enjoy it at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743723
It's a scientifically proven fact mate, cum helps cure monstergirls, especially when they're young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743722
This is a no daughteru dicking household you filthy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru found out that The New 69 was completely invalidated when it turned out the whole continuity had been created by a Demi Lich to do SCIENCE with simulacrums pf all her favorite heroes and villains. She's upset and needs upsies.
How do you comfort her for having wasted her allowance for over a year on comics that are now completely worthless shit?

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>>15743733
That's fine. Just know that by not dicking her, you are the one responsible for her suffering and any school or fun activities she misses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743731
I'm not gonna dick her. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743726
You should be as aromantic and obtuse as possible to allay her suspicions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743736
Help her find something new to enjoy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743738
Please. If she's my daughteru she'll be back on her feet in no time. I recover quick.
And she's not going to miss much schoolwork since her sisters will bring copies of it back for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743736
Is this an allusion to something that happened in the world of comic books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743736
Introduce her to Video Games from when I was a kid.
First things first, Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door. That'll cheer her right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743745
Her suffering is still your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743736
I'll take her to her favorite place and make her favorite food. Then I'll site down and watch some shows with her and my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743748
Well kind of.
Suddenly Watchmen is canon for the DC universe and Doctor Manhattan has been pulling some alternate reality shit or something, it's ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743757
Even with my limited knowledge of the DC universe that sounds pretty infuriating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743736
Buy her some Fraken-Fran and Hellboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743753
No daughteru dicking in this household.
I might have married two girls who used to bully me, but that doesn't mean I'm degenerate enough to fuck my own child.
Do Cheshires and Hellhounds even get sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743751
What's a Thousand Year Door then?
>>15743759
If you think that's bad it turned out the Joker had been three separate people all along
>>15743763
What a nice dad you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743766
>spoiler
Why would they do such a thing, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743766
>What's a Thousand Year Door then?
Oh god no you can't be this young.
2004 wasn't THAT long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743771
Because they're out of compelling stories to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

Could having sex regenerate missing monstergirl organs or limbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743781
That's what liches are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743775
That's not very helpful, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743775
You forgot you're not in /v/, anon. I'm 28 and I have no clue what you're talking about either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743786
Not even him, but it's Mario. And it's one of the most beloved RPGs of all time.

It's not like this is Mischief Makers or some obscure shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743766
>>15743786
>There are people who never played that game
Jesus christ, go play it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743785
>>15743786
I've never gone to /v/, so I'll do you the service of actually explaining what I'm talking about.
Thousand Year Door is an RPG for the Gamecube that came out in 2004. As the name suggests it's based on Mario and features a battle system that's actually surprisingly in depth for a game aimed at children. It's also the last Paper Mario game to be a proper RPG as opposed to a Platformer or horrible mistake.
Also as the name suggests, every character is designed as a 2d paper sprite in some way shape or form.
Man I feel old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743791
I have never played a single Mario game in my life.
>>15743794
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743798
>I have never played a single Mario game in my life.
This is like not watching The Wizard of Oz

I don't even know where you people come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743798
>I have never played a single Mario game in my life.
JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743807
I have never seen the Wizard of Oz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743742
But. This. Passion. Compels me!
Wait! I just need lots of good food and brand drink.
A lazy weekend is sure to keep even her cat-like wits relatively dull.
And in bed, slow, tender, massage-like pleasuring to keep her in a free-spirited lull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743798
>>15743816
Are you secretly a monster girl that lives under a rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743798
>I have never played a single Mario game in my life
I can't be doing with this, I need a yeti to snuggle with and pretend I didn't read that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743820
>>15743826
Well if turns its fans as insufferable as you, I'm glad I've never been exposed to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743819
What a make-out artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743736
My daughter reads comics.
I don't comfort her. I sit down and cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743829
>"There's nothing wrong with living under a rock"
>"In fact, I like my rock!"
>"You guys living not under rocks are real jerks anyways, who would ever want to leave their rock!"
OK Patrick. You probably wouldn't even get that reference.

Wurms are more cultured then you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743829
Anon, it's one of the most famous game series in the world if not THE most famous.
You probably caused a few breakdowns by not knowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743841
I know what Spongebob is. I've seen clips and images of it.
Now you gonna me one of those Wurms or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743826

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743334
I love Wolfus so much. I wish they could be real. Especially Hellwans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743836
Conscious consideration is the painstakingly cultivated key to becoming a better person, even with a waifu where it's second nature. Even when you've found something worth more to her than diamond!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743841
The high-res version of that image was posted ages ago anon.
>>15743853
Ooh, I like that look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743235
Wightfu hasn't fallen out of favor, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743853
I'm gonna need 2 yetis for this

[Anonymous No.]

I desire an oppai loli Sphinx

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743235
Nope. I adore my sweet-as-a-melon, anime-loving, weapon-engineering, 5th fleet commander, Yuubari-san! She'd be a rather unique Gremlin in MGE terms though.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't doodle anything for a while due to neing low on paper and pencil graphite.
So Moth-chan, an Anubis having her lego fort toppled by Druella, and an attempt at Automaton will have to be later.

For now, have something old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743894
Wurm is inescapable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743894
No Wurm chan, this is the wrong house. I told you to look for the guy under the rock.

A wall is not a rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743894
Oh yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743903
Mrs Wurm

And then you hear loud breaking wall noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743894
wurm-chan why i just moved in to this house oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743896
Melon-chan is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743934
But what is the question? Are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

I upgraded my Automaton waifu, and now she can transform into a an airship and deal extreme damage through a barrage of magical laserbeams. She also wants to destry things constantly now.
I miss her old self that had trouble making pancakes properly. This is the last time I get upgrades from a Lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743934
Looks like she's waiting for someone to throw a frisbee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743934
L O N G ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743934
Five Minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743950
That or she is waiting for her nookie.

[Anonymous No.]

You ask your waifu what is best in life. What does she answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741386
Autumn should be him either relaxing while fishing and surrounded by Mermaids, or him half frozen and half of fire as a bunch of Dryads freak out next to him.
Summer should be him on fire while surrounded by Hellhounds and Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743984
Another Metroid game by Retro, Sakamoto getting the electric chair, and reviving Gunpei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743934
O-Of course I love you, Miss Scheduledog!

[Anonymous No.]

Would arch succubi just be stronger succubi or would they have something special about them?
If you could make them have a certain trait or power or something, what would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743984
I can feel her stare at me, but what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743985
>Autumn
>Not buried in a pile of leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743995
Lilims are literally Arch succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744004
Well arch succubi can avoid the whole Mary sue part.
But in general, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744002
He could be covered in leaves while also frozen and on fire.
Or he's in a forest of cc evergreen Dryads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741386
There should be a "It's the end" with him surrounded by Siths, alps, matangos and girls of the same tier.

[Anonymous No.]

I like cuddly zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744060
I like kuudere Chesires.

[Anonymous No.]

One of these days I'm going to crayon edit Fuck Spring into a Fuck Summer image!

You'll all see! Especially you ganbatte art fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744080
That man is DEAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744080
Ganbatte fairy cheers you on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744073
would she still mess up her teleportation and appear in your room naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743235
Pretty sure my OTP waifu will always be Motoko Kusanagi. Could give a fuck less about Wights no w that I've seen the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744101
>Could give a fuck less about Wights no w that I've seen the truth.
You're still salty over Wights for no good reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744080
Maybe if we ask super duper nicely, he will consider it!
That or he'll draw ganbatte fairy stuck to a slice of pizza due to gooey cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743235
I stopped having obsessive parasocial relationships at around 12 years of age. .

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744099
Yes, but she would pretend that everything is okay and say that it was all a prank before she teleports again and send a monotone "Ha!"

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if your newly turned Wight kept her body proportions from when she was a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744107
Give me one good reason to actually say I like them that isn't a meme response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744101
What truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744109
>Ganbatte fairy cheering you on giving up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744123
They're lovely and have no real faults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744129
>"You'll never amount to anything. Why bother with gettibg better? Why cling to life, knowing that you have to die?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744122
It doesn't really matter, she's still a snooty rich bitch that would be embarrassed to have been turned into a Wight by a commoner like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744121
The best kind of pranks where her laughter is on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744137
Words to live by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744138
>snooty rich bitch
Where would she get the money if she was just a common zombie an hour ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744123
Wight makes right, and you're a faggot for thinking otherwise.

Wights probably also have the best milk out of any Undead girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744146
The city would give her a sum of money for turning into a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744142
>"Life, dreams, hope; where do they come from, and where do they go?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744149
Neat, but what if she doesn't want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744138
>she's still a snooty rich bitch that would be embarrassed to have been turned into a Wight by a commoner like you
Most Wights are also resurrected female warriors though.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh! Your Daughteru has hit the point where she can talk but is still in awe of every single thing!
Now all she does all day is go 'Daddy I got [Insert Monster or normal part of body here]!'
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744109
There is no pizza in Latenight's world. Only cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743128
Now with quick colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744148
Dat's Wight!
Outside of the milk thing, because the flavor of milk is heavily affected by diet. Unless she eats fruit, like pineapple, and actually digests it, it would probably taste foul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744151
She will have no choice.

>>15744153
Turning into a Wight makes you have the mindset of a noble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744133
>>15744148
>Trying to defend Wights this hard
>Against a faggot who's spouting a load o' bullocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744158
Outside of the one time a guygot his pizza while a Lilim barged in through a Wurmhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743469
>Can monster girls salvage work that is true shit?
No. Shit work produces shit girls. Rarely are there good girls who don't deserve their show/series/manga/whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744158
I want to surprise a Cheshire by eating her out instead of getting flustered!
And then after she has an orgasm I'll pull her out and fuck her proper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744158
Ordering "pizza" also guarantees you get a thick Pizzabus as well as a box of fat cat ass.
>>15744160
Gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744160
Now that's an angel I would fall into depravity with. Great job Barb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744154
share in her excitement and go running to the waifu in mock amazement to share the discovery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743469
Also, this >>15743487. Who are you ragging on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744166
>She will have no choice.
She could always donate it to a charity for the advancement of undead peoples

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744172
I wanna make that thick pizzabus sit on my face since she didn't get my drink to go with my pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744160
You should get bored and then decide to do the GazerWisp hybrid all on your own.

But really, hot damn. Not enough Devil in this world. Great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744172
I want to not give her a tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744172
I want to fuck them both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744172
do we have a picture of her driving a rock yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743722
>>15743692
Obnoxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744179
Too bad that she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl "pizza" joints suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744196
Why not if we both founded the NAAUP(National Association for the Advancement of Undead People)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744128
That every MG I've ever liked have been memes

[Anonymous No.]

Which would be a betyer mount?
An Ushi Oni in plate armor, or a Wurm with a pie attached to a string that is tied to a pole on her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744166
I admire your dedication, in a twisted kind of way. Why don't you direct it towards your inferior waifu instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744197
Well, if you really wanted pizza and not just pizza themed foreplay, you'd go to Piestrong's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744197
Dragon's pizza is the best though. The only thing that can rival it is Piestrong's pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744199
I'm interested on what MGs you liked and their memes. Tell me about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744198
Because she's a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744208
If I order a pizza in Dragon's pizza, do you think I can get lucky and get a Dragon's ass? Or maybe even a dragon herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744208
Dragon pizza sucks too, they constantly burn the pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744215
Nah. You'll get the Pizza you ordered because Dragons take PRIDE in their work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744209
He's probably a salty offshoot of the "wights are 3dpd tier high socialites" meme. I doubt he's the original dude who disliked them because of his personal biases and professional dealings with actual high society. Put it this way. He is to Wights what the one salty anon was to mantises when he found out that some ate their husbands.

Best to just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744225
>mantises when he found out that some ate their husbands
>some

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744215
Dragon's pizza is a proffesional pizza joint; no asses or brothel antics.
Besides, she's married to Anon.

Dragon's makes the best cheese bread as well, but Piestrong's has better dip selections, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744225
>when he found out that some ate their husbands.
Except that wasn't real either anon. Someone literally made that up about the monstergirl and tried to pass it off as a real part of their lore in an attempt to defame them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744221
You're that shill from the lower quality Paladin Huts aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744231
>>15744238
I should have made a distinction between the insect and the monster when I stated that "some" did. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744244
Paladin Huts don't burn the god damn pizza, at worst they lecture you about not praising their god.

Monster girl joints spend forever standing there trying to get into your pants, so by the time you get the damn pizza it's either cold and burnt or not even there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744209
It was more or less just liking or writing MGs because of some kind of stupid factor like that one penis in vag00 simulator that had Wight cum 8 times to my 2. That and I'm a sucker for hips and booty but it's like.. Just... want to like my own things.

Rather than have faggots in places just me based on binary bullshit like "Mofu vs scales" or shit instead of accepting taste is relative, you know?

That being said, being a wash-up has its perks. Like all the free time in the world to play assfaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744225
>professional dealings with actual high society

But most wannabe socialite assholes are upper middle class trying to act like the snobs they see on TV. Real actual old money are not assholes most of the time, at least if their estate requires any management at all to not fail. The responsibility of not fucking up your family's golden ticket tends to breed pretty sociable people. It's the leaches and gold diggers that amp up the cunt levels to eleven.

>tfw in monstergirl land, that means nearly all the snobby assholes in monster high society would be the anon trophy husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744244
Paladin Hut fucking sucks man. I think I actually saw someone from there sitting outside a Piestrong's looking at the menu.
The next day Paladin Hut "mysteriously" had the same new items as Piestrong's.
Also their crust is fuckin' terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

You're going about your adventuring when one night a Lilim materializes in your tent and offers to set you up with any monster girl you desire. The condition? She's bored of the whole corruption thing and needs to corrupt three girls to fill her quota, she figures that letting a human decide their fates might make things more exciting.

Just say a race for each one and a meeting with your future wife is yours.

1.A tomboyish girl who works at an item shop owned by her father. She has short red hair, a lightly toned body from running deliveries and a while not flat, her breasts could be called modest at best.
The Lilim picked her out because she's frustrated that the girl hasn't even thought about dating yet since she's too preoccupied by her job and hobbies, she seems confident that being a monster would make her more proactive about things.

2. A noble girl. The Lilim has to hold back her anger when talking about her, the noble is a stunning beauty with blonde hair, a face like an angel and has average sized yet great looking breasts. The issue? She's a man hating lesbian with a one sided crush on her bodyguard, or in the Lilim's word a "dumb dyke who needs to see the light already."
Her hobbies include fencing, stalking her crush and reading but the Lilim can't help but add that her hobby should be making babies.

3. A Christmas cake adventurer. An adventurer like yourself, she was always moving from town to town and never had time to settle down. Appearance wise she has long black hair, a tall battle hardened body and her left eye is covered by an eye patch, her breasts are on the large side too.
She's a straight forward woman and the way she speaks is a little rough which often scares people off, she's friendly underneath it all though and the Lilim hopes that her transformation will allow her to communicate with her body to make up for that and find a nice husband.


The Lilim also offers you the chance to start a relationship with one of the newly corrupted girls if you don't already have a monster girl in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744252
Paladin huts DO burn pizza, and have the worst management in the whole buisiness. How they are still running is anyone's guess.

Most monster joints are actually pretty good, outside of Manticore. Dragon is at the tippity top, followed by Wisps and Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster run pizza parlor has the best Hawaiian Pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744266
The one run by siths. It's even in their motto "We make the best worst pizza."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
Can I just take the Lilim and make three babies with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744266
>hawaiian
None that have self respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744256
Anon, that post is veering into "crazed rambling"-territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744271
>>15744275
>worst pizza
you fucking what, the sweetness of the pineapple compliments the pizza's already great flavor making a greater pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
Make the tomboy a Holstaurus so her own workaholism ends up making her go into rape mode.
Make the noble and her bodyguard into Ghouls because that'd be funny.
Make the Christmas Cake into an Echidna, because that girl needs some kids to mellow her out.

As for who I want to be set up with, I'll ask the Lilim if I can have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744265
Most monster girl joints are fucking trash, their delivery girls are always late then when they decide to show up they aren't even wearing clothes and the pizza is half eaten.

I make sure to never tip them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744271
full body hairnet would be needed in a sith restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744260
When I said that, I wasn't really endorsing his statements. I always felt that he was full of shit on a bunch of levels.

I am in more of an agreeance with you. Success breeds arrogance, but if you are truly of the high class, you haven't succeeded, you're born into it. At worst it would breed a detachment from the reality of the working class.

Isn't that the root of the whole "Let them eat cake" thing? Who ever said it could just literally not comprehend starvation and going without. So if they didn't have bread, it didn't matter, because it was only common sense that they would also have cake. May be wrong there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744277
The hell it does. It mixes together like bleach and amonia. And even worse the pineapple taste is forever on there, even if you remove the pineapple bits!
It's just awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744280
Sure they do, Paladin Hut manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744280
You sound like you've only ordered from Sith Barn and Kakuen Sisters.
Dragon Pizza is fucking delicious, though they don't do delivery.
If you're going to go human owned, go Piestrong's. Their pizza's pretty damn good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744285
>removing the pineapple bits
Maybe that is where you fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
Arachne Tomgirl.
Ghoul Noble.
Shoggoth Adventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744274
>>15744279
But making a single baby with a Lilim would take hundreds of years, are you prepared to spend that much time with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744290
>Tomgirl
m8 that is an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744292
Tomboy. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744288
Piestrong's and Dragon's have numerous awards for a reason: quality.
Piestrong doesn't even have issues with serving monsters either, which helps his buisiness out greatly is contrast to Paladin Hut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744284
>Isn't that the root of the whole "Let them eat cake" thing? Who ever said it could just literally not comprehend starvation and going without. So if they didn't have bread, it didn't matter, because it was only common sense that they would also have cake. May be wrong there though.

That actually was never said. It was invented to help push the revolution. Don't get me wrong. Marie was still a total cunt.

It's one of the famous lying quotes of history, up there with stuff like "I'll have them niggers voting democrat for the next two hundred years."

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your waifu suddenly turned into your least favorite monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744291
I'd be willing to spend an eternity with her.

>>15744296
I'd honestly give Piestrong's the win between it and Dragon's for one reason and one reason only.
Stuffed Crust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744305
As long as she doesn't have the shit personality I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744305
>waifu becomes infected with matango spores
Have you seen Old Yeller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744288
>Go to the new Hellhound run pizzeria that just opened downtown
>It's just all meat lovers aka best pizza

>>15744263
1. Hellhound tomboy
2. An Elf or something I guess
3. Anubis. Anubutts make for great Christmas cakes, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744299
>That actually was never said. It was invented
Well, wouldn't be the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744308
you could try and find a cure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744309
>All meat lovers pizzas
They probably would have variants too.
BBQ Meat Lovers, Pork Meat Lovers, Beef Meat Lovers, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744306
Dragon does better stuffed crust in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743898
>an Anubis having her lego fort toppled by Druella
NO. This is NOT right.

>>15743934
I'll say yes. She was asking if I'd be her dedicated princess carrier, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744321
But they don't do Beef stuffed crust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744324
but the best part of lego is taking them apart and making something new

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744309
>hellhound
The pizza is good, but they are so violent towards customers!
One even brought her daughter to work, who proceeded to harass and demand things from me. It took buying her one of those super bouncy balls to make her stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
Ren Xiongmao Tomboy
Ghoul Noble
Werewolf adventurer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744327
Yeah, if it's by choice. People who take apart Lego models that aren't their's without permission deserve death.
Preferably by walking barefoot across an endless expanse of Lego bricks until they bleed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744329
Don't be a pussy, just slap the kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744326
They do though.
They even have stuffed cheesy bread.

>>15744324
But it is. She is jelly over the playmate her mother brought for her being better at Lego building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744335
Slapping a young hellpup in front of the mother is like kicking a tiger cub when the mother is right next to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
>You're going about your adventuring when one night a Lilim materializes in your tent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
Holstaur
Holstaur
Holstaur
Bring them all to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744337
And? She can't be the best at everything. No need to take it out by toppling a lovingly-made fort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744320
Yeah I was thinking that too. Various regional themed meat lovers as well, along with spicy meat lovers, extra spicy, etc etc.

Now I want Pizza, but I also want to lose weight.

>>15744329
Oh god playing ball with a Hellhound is an amusing mental image.
>You and your Hellhound daughteru are passing a ball back and forth in the yard
>You take the ball in your hand and pretend to pitch it far
>She does a 180 and is about to run and look for it
>You stuff it into your back pocket
>She turns back and looks to you, you hold your hands out
>"Dad, where's the ball? I saw you toss it, surely you saw where it went."
>You feign ignorance
>"Come on dad, where the fucks the ball?"
>You point in a random direction
>She turns to look
>You quickly pull the ball out of your pocket and hold it in front of you
>She turns back to you when she realizes she can't see the ball
>"I still can-" She gasps. "There's the ball!"
>She plucks it from your hands, her tail wagging quickly back and forth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744343
I bet an adventure would be fun, as long as the Lilim reduces her power during battles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744347
She's, like, 9, or something, man.
They always get like this when one-upped. Anubis is at least understanding about it and tries to help the little Lilim out, even if she refuses to listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744329
I think she likes you anon. She might even try to hook you up with her big sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
1. Tomboy Lizard man
2. Noble Wight
3. CC Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744351
Why are Daughterus so cute, because that was adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744351

Sounds like someone needs to have a little tak about their language

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744342
Then slap the mom too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
Tomboy Shoggoth
Noble Vampire Mosquito
CC Slime carrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744369

On the ass/tits

[Anonymous No.]

Would a tomboy slime focus on giving herself a flat chest and when she is surprised would her large boobs pop out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744351
>Now I want Pizza, but I also want to lose weight.
Nothing wrong with treating yourself every once in a while as long as you don't overindulge.

On another note, that was cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744373
No, right in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744358
>Turning a dyke into a Wight
I don't know what's worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744355
But I am already dating this nice Ryu who owns a water park.

>>15744361
Because daughterus are physical manifestations of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744386
What's your issue with Wights?

[Anonymous No.]

I like short monsters that act threatening

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744390
Nobel women are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744388
Then you'll have to let her down gently and tell her that you can't date her sister.
She'll probably pout for a bit but still want to be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744386
But it's perfect. Eventually she will be giving paizuri like it's something to be proud of and acting all refined yet in her head there might be the slightest doubt that something feels wrong and things aren't supposed to be that way.

Those doubts will soon fade away as she's drinking cum out of a wine glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
Tomboy Yeti, lets see her try to resist her urge to hug.
Noble Mouse, their high libido and desire to surround themselves with daughterus will do the trick.
CC Jinko, and bring her to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744396
>Those doubts will soon fade away as she's drinking cum out of a wine glass.
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would vampires care about blood type

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744090
He's just sleeping in ice so the yetis and wendigos don't get him first

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744393
But I already have to deal with 3 Wurms, a Ryu, and a tiny Wisp! I can't handle any more tiny monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
1. Tomboyish Troll, becoming more sensitive, but still strong enough to help around the shop
2. Noble Dark Valkyrie, a succubus type, so she has to go crazy with guys, but still noble enough for whatever nobles do
3. Kunoichi adventurer, she has the skills and the demeanor, but needs a little oomph

I'll take a shy, devoted apophis though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744404
Flavor, being able to brag about only drinking rare blood types/having a husband with a rare blood type, general elitism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744380
>On another note, that was cute as hell.
Th-thanks.

I just wish I wasn't so ass at writing prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744411
I think you may have been pranked by a pixie who dumped a bunch of fairy dust onto you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744405
No he was frozen over because it's cold enough to freeze alcohol. He'll return to normal in spring, combust in summer, relax under a bunch of leaves in autumn, and freeze over once more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744411
Not even if she gives you the puppy dog eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744417
You'll get better with experience.
Just don't be too hard on yourself, or the YetWurm will get you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a surrogate big brother for the neighbor's monster daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
1. A tanuki so her job continues to dominate her life
2. A liliraune with her bodyguard as her other half to spite the lilim
3. A red oni with alcohol as her best friend

I'll be taking my waifu now, good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744419
No, pixies stay out of these woods. Only Dryads and Matango here.

>>15744424
I. Shall. Not. Give. In. To. Such. A. Cute. Thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744412
>Noble Dark Valkyrie
>Starting out of a Dark Valkyrie
But that's not how it works you little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744424
My god, daughteru puppy dog eyes have to be the most lethal thing for people with heart conditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744412

>I'll take a shy, devoted apophis though

Sounds chill as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744433
Sounds like a surefire way to get married, becoming childhood friends with a monster girl is already a lot so a surrogate big brother might be pushing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744443
That face hurts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744436
What if she adds the quivering lip?

>>15744440
It's worse than that anon. It's little sister puppy dog eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744276
Well what I mean is that as a shitty writer I figured if I could waifu something I could write good stories about it. But more times than not it was like going through the emotions and not really feeling any connection.

Kind of like writing a Manticore without really caring for the tailpussy and going into an infinite circle like an Oroboros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744439
>Implying that's a problem for a Lilim

>>15744443
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744354
As a god-level reality warper, that lilim's parents should've taught her some responsibility.
At least she has one good influence in her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744452
Just kill me mow then, because my heart is dead at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744452
>It's little sister puppy dog eyes.
Truly a force to be reckoned with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744392
Well, it's a good thing we don't know of any wights who've won that prize then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744460
But that ruins all the fun of her slowly becoming obsessed with a man, then appearing to him one night as a Dark Valkyrie.

Step it up, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744444
but I'd only see her like a sister and she would see me like a brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742863
Because reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744483
Dumb dog, stop standing in front of the TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742863
What is with that flip faggot and having MGs go "sup?" like dindus?

[Anonymous No.]

>A Cheshire and a Hellhound will never fight for your love
Is this what suffering is?

>>15744483
I really need art of a Hellhound in spats. With abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744460

>No Grapist snake waifu to just hang out with on a rainy night cuddling on the couch and watching movies with

She may be Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain tier evil, but she's still a nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744477
Would you really be ok to see her dating some random guy?

She definitely wouldn't be ok with you dating any other person than herself
While all her friends would have fun raping the boys and the male P.E teacher she'd keep herself pure for her deer oni-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743128
>>15744160
Dark Angel's still probably my favorite MGE design. Based Barb, drawing such a lovely picture of her!

>>15743934
Yes.

Unless the question i ssomething like "Do I not love Anubi", the answer can only be yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744491
Why is she making that dumb dog bark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744500
>her dating some random guy
As long as that guy doesn't hurt her, if he does then there would be hell to pay

[Anonymous No.]

Turn Nerdhounds into Office Ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744510
I wonder if she would go out drinking with the Tanukies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744493
That's a cute snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744507
I don't know. It's based on a comic with the mechs from Pacific Rim as cute girls.

I had the idea a few threads ago that it should be a Hellhound walking in on her roommate Anon having sex with his Cheshire fuckbuddy.

>>15744515
>Hellhound, Tanuki, and Anubis office lady Christmas cakes all drinking together at the bar, complaining that they can't find a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744515
>They're asuch light drinkers that just a whiff of alcohol makes them slightly tipsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744522
>>Hellhound, Tanuki, and Anubis office lady Christmas cakes all drinking together at the bar, complaining that they can't find a man
I would be willing to be their designated driver

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744521

All sneks are cute Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744483
I want to touch that puffy vulva in every conceivable way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744522
>spoiler
I remember that, that was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743853
Why is the man profusely sweating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744528
>go with them as their designated driver
>they get so drunk that they end up insisting/forcing you to have some and make a lot of noise in the process
>the satyros behind the bar gives your group a smile and offers to let you stay in the spare room upstairs for the night free of charge
>they're too drunk to capitalize on being alone in a bedroom with a drunk man and fall asleep fairly quickly
>the morning after is awkward when you wake up surrounded by christmas cakes with their shirts unbuttoned and not wearing pants with none of you knowing if anything happened between you or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744552
It's really hot out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744553
>end up insisting/forcing you to have some
I don't drink ever, no monster could get me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744500
>the kitsune neighbour's daughter will never ask you to teach her body while fidgeting nervously

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744560
Why doesn't she just ask her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744554
>If I run outside in the 90 degree heat and start sweating, the yetis won't hug a sweaty, slippery man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744562
She's embarassed to ask her mother because society has taught her to do otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744569
Better go to the library and get a book on Kitsune anatomy and clinically explain it to her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spoil a chubby, himedere kitsune!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744580
Go away fatty lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744592
Never!
I'll enjoy my tubby monster girls just like I enjoy my muscled ones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744597
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744562
>>15744570
Denseness of the onii-san is a dangerous medical condition, Sabbath needs to do more public awareness work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744597
You and I share similar fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744605
There is nothing wrong with cubby or muscled girls.

There is only a problem with washboards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744608
My comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744611
No, comrade
You are my comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744610
Nothing wrong with muscled girls, but chubby girls are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744619
Oh yeah? Well I respect your taste in muscled girls.

>>15744617
Then let us be comrades together and find other comrades.

Russian ones.
Ones who may or may not be jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744629
>Ones who may or may not be jinkos
My comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
I reject her offer. I'm not about to betray my fellow humans just to get a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744640
Anon, I just want you to know that I'd betray humanity in a heartbeat just to spend a single minute with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744640
Think of it like this: you are helping 3 women get in a really pleasurable state and with cool new abilities, and you're helping 3 guys get their waifus. So you're actually helping humanity, somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744607
but she isn't really a little sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744668
It's still not happening. I refuse to have anything to do with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>In legend, griffins not only mated for life, but if either partner died, then the other would continue the rest of its life alone, never to search for a new mate. The griffin was thus made an emblem of the Church's opposition to remarriage.

[Anonymous No.]

Adopted little sis vs actual little sis, who does the Sabbath support more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744701
Paladin Griffingirl when?
Church says they're ok to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744708
Whoever is younger.

[Anonymous No.]

Would people be okay with monster marriage as long as you have a Human as head wife and impregnate her twice as often as the monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744723
All the mamono mana circulating in my bloodstream is eventually going to monsterize the human girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744723
>Cucking your wife
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744715
they were born on the same day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744742
Is it cucking if you love both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744263
1) Cyclops, the strong blacksmithy kind. That one was a little obvious.

2) Roper. Have her cake and eat it too. I'm not sorry.

3) Strong CC says says something dragon-y to me. An Echidna would do it; help her settle a bit (and her adventuring experience will help her make a really killer dungeon)

Are lilims mindreaders? I can never decide which MG I like best. Trust in her judgement, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744743
Whoever looks younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744751
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744751
What if I don't love the human wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744753
They're identical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744758
then don't marry the monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744763
Both at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744708
Whoever loves Onii-chan more, and can act lewder to try and get his attention.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat a Carolina Reaper to be saved by a busty milky Holst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744771
But I love the monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744783
The law is the law, if it didn't exist then how could they ensure boys are still being born

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744787
She can marry someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744779
This is why holsts make pepper plantations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744792
But if monster girls take all the men it won't be long until sons are non existent in the area forcing a migration

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744800
Human women outumber monstergirls and produce more offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Ushi to protect me from rape because she seems like a strong girl

[Anonymous No.]

Here's something from Greenmarine. Fill in the blank:

>Good news everyone! I've ________

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744677
>but she isn't really a little sis
That's fine, she'd prefer to be really a girlfriend instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744836
But there is an age gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
Combined Matango and sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
Figured out how to fix my nose! I need assistance with this one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
I want to perform intercrural on those thick thighs while she's tinkering with machinery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
>got a package for you to deliver to Lescatie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
I want to facefuck a shortstack Gremlin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
I've invented a pair of googles that can see through clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744843
But that just makes it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
>Good news, everyone! I've unintentionally alped immeasurable amounts of people by linking my easily recognizable voice to a cute girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744878

Honestly surprised something like that wasn't invented sooner everything considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744878
I can imagine a Gremlin saying that while wearing said goggles and looking directly at a human boy's crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744896
always wear a led cup to block your dick from those goggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744900
Anon, why would I wear a cup covered in LED lights? That's just going to draw more attention to my crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918
Shoggoth all day every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744917
fuck I mean lead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918
Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918

I reject both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918
the only winning move is not to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744923
Why would I put Lead near my dick anon? I don't want lead poisoning of the dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918
100% both

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what being the only man in a monster girl prison would be like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuvVdpM8z6k

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918
i choose the only logical option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
Invented a way to convert shitposting into green energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918
I'll take both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744936
to stop the goggles that can see your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744957
the only piece missing was >

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833

>The Gremlin couldn't finish her sentence because her robot tentacle machine lost all restraint and began to violate everyone's holes
>They say you can hear their muffled moans to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744963
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744960
Not much use if I get my dick Lead poisoned!
I'd honestly rather facefuck her after sneaking holst milk into her meals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744970
I don't think that is how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744970
>sneaking holst milk into her meal

This. Gremlin design is great, except for the flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744948
Best option.

I still say we need a third maid, the best things come in threes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
needs more eye shadow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744977
Anon, you must understand.
Smug girls are the best girls for facefucking.

>>15744978
The real question is, would she get flustered about her new "assets" or would they cause her to get smugger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744968

Gremlin Engineering isn't perfect. Okay so what's an occasional sex robot going on a rampage or causing entire sections of a country going dark because of a faulty fuse? Nobody is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744929
Would you not want either then?
They would blame eachother if you refuse them both you know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744979
Im holding out for some sort of tiny magical fairy maid.

I'd be fine with an wind-up, clockwork automaton maid too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744990
wouldn't matter
i'd be dead
from the cyanide tablet i keep hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744990
Both are smiling, I bet they are friends. I wonder if they would let me be friends with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744993
Oh I guess you have some odd tastes then. To each his own, i'm sure she'll be most happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744990
Shogs are the undisputed masters of the closed smug smile.

In literally anything they appear in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744984
Leave already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745005
Wow, fuck yeah. Slowly but surely, there will more than six Wisp pics on the internet. She's such a cute spectral blueberry, its criminal that she doesnt have more content.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Wisp maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745010
That one isnt really new anon. But yes, Wisp lacks art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745011
Me too man, me too.

Their little princess outfit is great, but maid regalia in the same style would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745011
I want a Lich maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745016
>>15745010
One more I have, which you might not have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745023
thanks, that is a rare Wisp indeed.
>>15745016
I guess my google-fu is weak lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745022
I want a cat maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745023
>Wisp with twintails and hair ornaments

its perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745026
I want a muscled vampire maid

[Anonymous No.]

I want a former princess maid. Make it an Elf for extra fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744979
"You rang Master?"

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody wants a Yeti maid but she always tries her best in a market saturated with Kikis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745042
I'd do that with an elf but I'd ruin her svelte form by getting her extra buff until she looks more like a warrior than a princess.

Keeping her meek while this happens would be a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745043
The enemy of both the shog and kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745043
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT trust those things. Mines been "cleansing" unapproved things from my house, and I dont even remember buying one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745047
Anon, I would take 99% of the maids out there, Yeti is amonsgt those I would take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745047
I'll take anyone who won't treat me like a POS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745054
I'd rather get her a bit thick.

Just one or two cakes with holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745016

On the one hand, she's /fa/ as fuck.

On the other, I'm not a fan of Yandere.

I'm conflicted about the cage thing. It's kinky but it's also kinda dumb at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745057
Well a young man like you shouldn't have so much porn lying around. It's not healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745065
Now that would normally be my choice, if a bit thicker, but I'm feeling a muscle elf meido today

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743918
>fine taste
On a related note this one of my favourite displays of her engineering prowess: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2296513
Damn, Gremlin might be waifu just because of her. She doesn't even have to be a sexy nerd! Just endearingly nerdy about sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745043
What happens when her eyes go red and she goes " I'm sorry, Anon. I'm afraid I can't do that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743934
If her question is if I'd love a sapphire Anubis then an enthusiastic "Yes!" is my answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
"Good news everyone! I've created a carriage that drives itself while you fuck! By the time you finish it's been at your destination for six hours!"

"Great news, everyone! The semen amplification and ejaculators are now working in perfect order! I'm sure you'll love the feeling of these luxurious hands jacking you for all its worth!"

"Excellent news, everyone! Oh? It's only you? Well, regardless! Excellent news! It seems you're the only tourist left, and you know what that means!"
>... No?
"Free guinea pig experiments and sex with me, till the end of time!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743948
>not realizing she just wants to make toast for you
>not asking her to make breakfast in bed again
Literally. She can cook with 100% safety there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745078
Just turn her off then back on, that fixes everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745074
That is interesting. But we can both agree, former Elf princesses/Queens are fun to screw with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745068
cage thing is kinda dumb, but KC needed to personify the whole lantern thing somehow.

She is indeed /fa/ as fuck though. The only other monstergirls that can even compete in wardrobe are Demon, Cupid, and Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
>no "GENTLEMEN BEHOLD!"
I like Futurama and all but Farnsworth doesn't hold a candle to the craziness of Dr. Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15743934
No, her ears are too big. I have very high standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744080
A fine desire. Have at it! In your own time that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745109
but she won't turn off only get off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745078
>>15745043
>>15745109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgkyrW2NiwM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTB3t1t7dk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745121
>MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT your dick
>IT HUNGERS
>FOR MORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744154
Be happy with her! Then have a heart attack during a hide-and-seek session where I see her "tail" peeking out, only to grab it and watch it crack and collapse in my hands. Her first molting man! Goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745126
That's scary and sad, wouldn't want to do that to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745114
>The only other monstergirls that can even compete in wardrobe are Demon, Cupid, and Vampire
>no Wight

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think will happen if I call the Anubis class rep Anubutt-senpai in front of the whole class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745164
I dont include Wight because its just a simple dress, which loses even more points for the terrible fur hem.

The hem would be fine, but not on a formal dress. Gotta have one or the other, or you might as well put her in something like the White Horn wears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744160
Thank you for gracing us with this, Barb
:')

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745173
She's going to beat your ass for sure

Then make you beat hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745114
>What is Nurarihyon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745164
Wights outfit is plain boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745113
That we can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744172
I'll order Chinese instead. What the heck do monstergirls have against convenient food anyway? What happens when a monstergirl orders from that pizza place, huh? Dumb cat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745179
literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745173
She'll find you while you're sleeping and wake you up by sitting on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745042
I want a himedere fallen princess elf Maid who eventually gives in to her base desires and wakes me up one morning with a fierce blowjob while pretending I'm making her do it because she's lewd but won't admit it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744197
>I go to Cheesies. It's run by cheese-slimes!
It is and isn't literal. They're not actually sentient cheese, but they dedicate themselves to their recipes like no other, by absorbing ingredients and changing their constitution to match!
The perfect cheese every time, guaranteed! They even remember the one a customer favours most and are always testing out new recipes. I just realized the lewd implication of them tasting their own selves to test the recipe. Oh my!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745042
Does she have a rape fetish?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745206
She's an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745042
>>15745197
I strongly desire an Elven milkmaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745100
>A Shortstack Gremlin will never flirt with you by pressing up against your leg and asking if you want to be her "lab assistant".
>She'll never test all her lewd inventions on you, to the point where you suspect the only reason she makes them is to get you off.
>She'll never sit on her hoverchair and suck you off while tinkering with something or another.
>She'll never ride you lazily while doing repairs on one of her inventions.
>She'll never make an Automaton to do chores around the house while she's fucking you only for the Automaton to start calling her "Mom" and you "Dad".
>You'll never get to see her face when the Automaton asks when to expect a little Gremlin sister.
>You'll never cuddle with a Shortstack Gremlin and your adorable Automaton and Gremlin Daughterus ever.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745216
Naturally busty or a tsun elf princess who had to be 'convinced' to get a larger chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745212
There are elves without rape fetishes.
And they're usually laughed out of the village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745173
she would be sentenced to a week in the boobie pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744215
Nicely done. Thank you for often enriching the thread with your works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745216
Excellent fucking taste, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745193
New girl. Her profile isn't translated yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745219
>Automaton and Gremlin Daughterus
Better start paying her an allowance for those chores

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745231
Well yeah, at some point she'd stop being the "Maid Robot" and start being "Our Daughter" in the Gremlin's eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745177
>>15745196
Why is she so sensitive about a dumb nickname? She needs to lighten up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745221
An Elf enhanced by Hathor milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it rude to ask how old a monster girl is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745256
Just a regular elf?
Would you make her drink it yourself until she starts to enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745261
really depends what species they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745261
Super rude.

[Anonymous No.]

I like flat athletic elves that are major gamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744285
I guess I and the other Hawaiian-pizza loving anon were just fortunate enough to order from pizza joints that got the balance just right. no meme intended It was also one of the first pizzas other than 3-cheese or pepperoni, so I'm sure that factors into my appreciation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745268
She might not rape you in real life but she will rape you in game

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be the best one to cuddle with after all your muscles are screaming in agony from a workout?

Maybe an oppai loli werecat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745248
Anubi are known to have a stick up their rear, she'll get butthurt if you're being an ass. They're really anal about things like improper behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745301
Any slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745301
slimegirl,
from her perspective its cuddling, you're just cooling down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744558
Same, I'm fine with my hundreds of other drinks no matter how good alcoholic drinks can taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745301
The one that loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745309
>>15745310
Don't forget full body massages too.
That'd probably really help with the muscle pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744710
When worlds collide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745309
>>15745310
That would be nice, although I would have trouble with a bubble slime.

I don't want my house to smell bad but I do like the taste of sour stuff.
Maybe I could find a way to make her smell nice to be around.

And does that slime include parasite slime/slime carrier?

>>15745317
Well, that's a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745281
>gamer monster girls
>Act dom as fuck in game, going to the point she goes hardcore on your pelvis on that one porn multiplayer game everytime you play together
>In real life she is shy as fuck and stutters almost to Alp levels, can't handle your direct gaze and is always blushing
Do you take sweet revenge on her for all the things she did in game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745318
>body massages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745324
Is she chubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745324
>sweet revenge
If it's gentle does it count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
>been getting more fanart! Isn't it great?
Yes, it truly is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744918
I choose unity,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745332
Yes
>>15745333
it only coutns if you do it as slowly as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744080
There's an ushi-oni in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745348
Then I'm going to pin her on her front and grope her midsection while commenting on how "I thought you were a top of the line warrior! Why do you have all this pudge about your stomach? "

What species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745324
>no chubby gamer Lich to tease and cuddle while she's trying to git gud
Oh no. It's raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745005
>>15745023
Thank you for sharing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745324
I want all that except the chub

[Anonymous No.]

I love mini Ushi's that are still strong but love being spoiled

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745219
I want a brown oppai Gremlin now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
Gremlins seem like the type of monsters to act like the oglaf dwarf / gnomes.

[Anonymous No.]

Whalers, go man the harpoons somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745362
But then you can take that pastey, meek, chubby NEET and get her lifting until she's a tanned, muscled, NEET who leaves to lift when she's not Gaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745324
Hell yeah I would! She'd get all the gentle passionate sex and loving whispers she could handle!

>>15745375
I honestly feel like Gremlins work better with pale skin, but more power to you if that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745179
>Nurarihyon
Untranslated, all but lost to the void that was the deleted thread and basically Heavy Object's Froleytia as a Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745386
>I honestly feel like Gremlins work better with pale skin, but more power to you if that's what you want.
Maybe some Gremlins like to construct stuff under the sun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745377
Oh, don't worry, I'll impale those girls on my harpoon alright.

I'll do it all night long.

Come on man, you knew that was coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745152
I feel you on that one. Really, being with any strong Monster Girl, I'd definitely have at least an enhancing suit so I could hold her steady with a hug if anything ever got to her head, what with magic hax and all possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745377
I manned my harpoon at your mom's house last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745392
>"Hey anon! Good news and Bad news!"
>"Good news is I've succeeded in creating a Solar Charging Station for the Super-Generator I built and installed last week! We'll never have to pay for electricity ever again!"
>"The bad news is I forgot to put on my sunscreen and now I am EXTREMELY sunburned, please fetch the ointment it hurts very much."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745409
>Implying monsters can even get sunburnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745377
Ganbatte, necromancer-kun. Someone has to manage the skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745421
Skeletons and zombies are my favorite monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745356
Mistake her for a Wedingo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745420
Are you trying to deprive me of the ability to rub specialized sunburn ointment on a Gremlin's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745425
No not the Wendigo, there's definitely an Ushi-Oni in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745377
Aye, aye Captain.
>you will never swim with your waifu
>she will never tease you when you're almost at your limit
>your worked out body will never be hers to love once you finally hunt her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745477
Don't forget some citrus fruits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745477
What if you fake drowning when your Mermaid waifu is watching you?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything better than raping a Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
Making her your loving maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
Tying up a couple of Kobolds and having sex with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
Making them beg for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
Being raped by one after you saved her from rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745487
She's helped enough sailors, Order and merchant alike, to stop suffering from Scurvy to have an appreciation for that. I'm not a huge fan of citrus myself, but she makes it enjoyable.

Sh- she'll use mouth-to-mouth at times when I'm stubborn. Drinking the spilled juices off her body is also another of her cheeky tricks

>>15745488
Prepare for some intimate resuscitation, Anon! And lengthy hugs. She'll still feel pouty for not noticing you were faking it for the umpteenth time after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745503
But Dark Elves are always begging for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
>Good designs wasted on gangrape, monster boys and edgy trash
Why do japs have such terrible trash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745520
>trash?
taste*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
Taking her for a wild ride, for one thing. Going out on the town is great, but it's good to give her something a little more exotic.
Going to places with exceeding natural beauty can really put her in the mood to detour and "make memories" though.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to visit the village of the shortstack elves and dark elves.

It's a kind place where the love to have villagers and are easily carried off by potential husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
When the Dark Elf rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745305
I'm gonna take that stick out and put my stick up her rear! I bet she's a real buttslut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745531
Then you turn the tables on her.

Then she turns the tables on you and the cycle continues.

[Anonymous No.]

I like tall monsters that try and act prim and proper

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745558

>tfw no Ojou Dragon who finds it cute that at you try to act classy

Playful bullying is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745558
I like high class monsters that are supposed to behave, but would rather spend their time having fun with you.

Like a dragon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744129
>>15744137
>>15744150
>>15744411

>>15743939
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745647
Rest in sex, Anon that couldn't draw.

May the afterlife be full of small girls to give you advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
Well memed my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745647
>those thighs
>that fucking thigh gap
I'd fingerbang her small Wisp pussy with my pinky whether she likes it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744833
Does anyone have that pic of a Gremlin that's all sweaty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745659

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745663
Many thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745647
that Wisp is just asking to ride my tongue like a mechanical bull. super cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745663
mmmmmyes
Somewhat afraid the profile is going to screw up an otherwise excellent design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745653
What crawled up your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745682
Your shitty memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745681
Eh, it's not the first time that the thread ignored what the profile says to have a monster do something more fun. Look at Raijus.

[Anonymous No.]

What Yandere monster is most harmless

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745705
Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745705
Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745702
To be fair, Raijus profile is pretty bare-bones, and you have to do a lot of reading between the lines to do anything with her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745681
We already got summarized translations. Its exactly what you expect.

Mad scientist who makes lewd machines. uses needles to hack automatons and inject aphrodisiacs into organics. A troublemaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745708
>>15745709
Sleepwalking can make her scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745092
>Sapphire Anubis

Is this a new anubis subtype?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745698
Why do you have to be so mad over absolutely nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745705
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745723
Why would she be sleepwalking when you could be holding her all night in your comfy rope bondage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745733
Houdini tier escapist mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745735
She wouldn't be tied up. You would be, so you don't try to run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745723
I sleepwalk sometimes too. I wonder if I could have sleepsex with a Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745223
That seems more like a reward than a punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745749
How can she tie you up if she's asleep all the time? If anyone is getting tied up, it'd be the cute little rapebait mouse who sleeps all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745807
Well, what will you do with the little yan mouse when you have her tied up at your mercy? You wouldn't rape her, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744597
There really needs to be more art of /fit/ Monster Girls. I'm dying for art of wans with muscle that isn't shit.

I wish I could art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745814
Wishing won't do shit. That attitude alone is a disgrace to the muscly monstergirls you want to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745813
No, of course not! I'd use her as a huggy pillow and take a nap myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745814
Girls don't get /fit/ by just standing still, Anon. Go work on those drawing muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745814
>That Pic
I want to sock her in the jaw as hard as I physically can.
Then grab her head and make out with her when she recovers from the punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745814
ganbatte.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745827
But that's exactly what she wanted in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745828
>>15745822
I mean, I can't draw. I want to be able to, but also don't really care enough to take the time to learn when I have other hobbies, and a job.

>>15745832
That's kinda what bugs me about the picture beyond the sorta shit proportions and side mouth. It looks more like abuse/rape. I love me some rough, femdommy sex, but being beat up ain't my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745839
What? You want a muscle fairy telling you to draw harder now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745846
Oh. Well fine then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744200
Ushi-Oni, she would be more stable.

[Anonymous No.]

>finally contact an artist about a commission
>have to wait till mid September before we even talk about details
Oh boy, waiting!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Wurms able to appear anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745881
They burrow through space-time. It's the power of innocent belief, Dragon magic and mamonobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745814
>>15745851
>Physical assault
There is a line and that Hellhound crossed it.

That girl deserves to be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745873
What art thou commissioning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745851
Let her do her worst, I ain't consenting to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745924
A little Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745931
In some kind of depraved rigging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745937
Oh, absolutely. From a japanese artist who does toppest-tier latex and lolis, though I'm waiting to hear back about whether or not she's human enough for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745941
Well, shine on you crazy diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745881
Spiral energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745976
What happens when Wurms face the Anti-Spiral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745976
But which monstergirl would use Getter Rays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745941
1eq2, right? He has a deviantart page as well.
Shame he doesn't do anything else, but specialising in loli and bondage makes him a godsend. I'd lovd to see him draw a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745976
spirit energy needs to canonically become spiral energy. That way, monstergirl waifu love can break through the heavens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745990
Yep, that's him. Hella expensive, but an artist I've been following for years and it's worth it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, looks like your cousin will be spending some quality time with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746097
Time to bust out the old Mario Party

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746097
Didn't realize my uncle married a dragon.

I'll order pizza, and bust out every horror movie I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746097
I don't remember being related to dragons.
Also that drawing is so awful that looking at it is pissing me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746097
Then I'm going to make the time we spent together so precious she'll want to add it to her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746116
This fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746097
I'll flick her on the head and then give her a hug and tell her I missed her and that it's been too long.
Then we bust out the co-op video games and chat about how our lives have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746097
I'll ask if she wants to meet my salamander girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746135
Guess your uncle isn't the only one with a scale fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746160
Dragons aren't hot enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745832
I had an idea for that exact motion...well, more grabbing by the collar and pulling into a kiss as they recover from the blow.

Nothing relating to MGs, just find it fun someone else mentioning that combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746162
Musclegirl Salamander in yuge Dork Soles styled armor when?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, looks like your step sister will be spending some quality time with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746135
But you made a promise to the dragon that you would marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
It's a good thing I'm a tsun-tsun little brother then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
Could she have at least turned into a shoggoth instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
I got a room for her, I call it the gas chamber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
I want to make some memories with a mindflayer childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
Cool time to play all kinds of videogames with her and the cousin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
That's one soft looking flayer. Would cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
>>15746231
Are there any other family members I should know about who want to spend quality time? I only have so many controllers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746223
>>15746240
Uh-oh, looks like your actual sister will be spending some quality time with you!

You're starting to doubt the mental health of your family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746245
Do I need to start rolling SAN checks and resist seduction checks soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746245
Good thing Mario Party is 4 player

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
>>15746245
Dear Diary;
Jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746245
Oh cool, now we've got four players.

[Anonymous No.]

There's literally nothing wrong with monsters raping men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746097
>>15746215
>>15746245
>Dragon Cousin
>Mindflayer Stepsister
>Shoggoth Oneechan
Goodness gracious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746280
who said there was something wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, looks like your mother will be spending some quality time with you!

Shes feeling neglected that you only hang out with your cousins and sisters, so she's brought snacks and said she'll buy beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746286
Godamn, this family gets around. What next? Five Werewolf aunts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746290
2many m8, she and dad can go out on their date

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746290
>>15746291
Well, that answers my question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746290
get out my roooom mom!

So uncool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746286
I want to play video games with them and then cuddle them afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746290
>>15746245
>>15746215
My god, did I start a new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746217
I made no such promise. I'll be going out with my salamander now.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, looks like your auntie who was supposed to bring the beer accidentally drank it all beforehand, turned her car into your front lawn's latest ornament, and will be spending quality time with you for the next 3-6 weeks!

Why haven't you moved out yet? Your family seems a bit too slingy with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746303
I get the feeling most people here are just very bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746290
Can she sit on my face? Gazers definitely come equipped with plump rears more often than not, right?
>>15746294
She'd definitely single since I doubt a Shog is her biological daughter. Though, maybe she and the Shog were born to an Echidna and are actually sisters as a result.
Don't know how the Flayer factors in though, and if I had to guess she probably used her powers to make everyone believe she was a stepsister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
But that's my wife

Oh I get it she flayed herself again, nothing a good dicking won't fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746316
All of you fuck off, you aren't my real family and I just want to spend time with my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746316
Fuckin' Echidnas and their crazy noisy bizarre family situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746316
I don't know, but there's something up with her daughter.
She's been looking at me funny and blushing ever since I hugged her and told her I missed her. She and my sisters are whispering things I can't hear to each other and I'm not sure what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746323
Its possible your whole family was human, but then got monsterized randomly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746323
More than 4 means bust out the smash and do tournaments

[Anonymous No.]

>>15744885
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, your pet cat asks you where the beer is.

She's not going to be spending quality time with you, she has lasagna in the oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746347
You do know that Cait Sith and Ku Sith are furry right? And thus not allowed here whatsoever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746347
Okay, she wasn't here before.
Gonna go get my punting boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746347
Get the Wock and Dragon to torch her into ash.
>>15746351
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746351
>>15746355
I thought Cait/Cu Sith were allowed on the merit of being MGE. That's why Alps are. Also it's just a joke, calm down. Not like some lewd Cait Sith porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746360
There's nothing wrong with Alpety-roos, Daddy-O, but furries? There's rules against those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746360
>Also it's just a joke
You're the faggot that was shitposting with monsterboys in the previous thread aren't you,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746360
I think he means they're against the board rules. 4chan's rules, not this thread.

Alps don't break the board rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746363
>>15746365
Cait Sith has been posted in this thread for over a year just fine. That's stupid to say its against the rules. I mean, you don't see Banjo Kazooie threads getting deleted off of /v/, or games with furry characters.

>You're the faggot that was shitposting with monsterboys in the previous thread aren't you,
Monster Boys aren't even MGE though. I'm not seeing the connection. Christ calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746373
>I've been dealing drugs for years without getting arrested, it's stupid to tell me it's illegal now!
No anon, you're breaking the rules by posting furries and you should stop doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746373
>Cait Sith has been posted in this thread for over a year just fine.
Now you're just attempting to use revisionism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746365
Is that really an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746393
It's tagged as a genderswap and its vulnerable looking expression makes me want to violate her until she ahegaos so I put it in my alp folder.

Same goes for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746404
Well hello, hello, hello!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746404
Is she wearing a demons skin? hardcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746381
Cait Siths are a canon part of the setting, there is no reason to believe that an (official) image that has been posted countless times for well over a year will suddenly be against the rules.

>>15746390
I cannot recall one instance where someone posted a Cait Sith image and was banned. If there was anytime to do so, it would've been when the two were first introduced. They're official parts of the setting and discussing them has never been banned. This isn't even discussing them though, it's a joke post like countless before it mocking the cat.

And are you guys seriously getting this autistic and demanding one post be shut down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746418
>suddenly be against the rules
Global rule 3, anon. Read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746418
>Because an artist made a cat broken into a vaguely humanoid form it's somehow ok to post and not furry
Nobody's posting Mizone's Absol doujins, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746418
Fuck off already furfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Wurm-chan to tickle my pickle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746215
>>15746245
>>15746290
>>15746316
Find my imouto, and eat out for supreme family bonding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746440
>horse pussy
Good joke, this entire thread is full of people wanting to fuck non humans. Tacking a waifu torso on the end of your dog doesn't make it any less bestiality when you plow it in the ass. I know we have standards but don't be delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746447
You're going to eat out your family? I mean, they'll be thrilled but you'll have one sore ass tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745941
Ah, so you already found an artist?

That's good. Though I'm interested in doing that too

[Anonymous No.]

Remember guys just because she is a monster doesn't make incest right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746466
I'm going to dick my Dragon Cousin, Shoggoth Sister and Mindflayer Stepsister whether I like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746466
>>15746473
and I'm going to dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746466
i'm going to raise the abandoned kitsune i picked up with my semen and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746475
No, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746466
Hey get your mind out of the gutter. They only want to spend some quality time with you.

Ha, kidding, I'll be dicking the sisters at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746475
>>15746479
In hindsight I now notice that you said that you were going to do it.
I'm still gonna judge you but I retract my statement.

[Anonymous No.]

What would it be like to wear her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746481
>You'll never wake up after a night of gaming with your Dragon Cousin and eldritch sisters to find them all naked in bed with you.
Which one would be giving you a morning wood blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746484
You ever seen some momeraths outgrabe?

kinda like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746484
mind-melty and slimy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746487
Well probably the Mindflayer, because Dragons are lazy and sleep in, and Shog is the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746493
Shog would more likely be the sheets.
Though the Dragon using me as a teddy bear while the Mindflayer sucks like a champ is a pretty good mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that the person starting shit is someone from #4chan irc right now who wants these threads deleted
do not humor them with replies

<starbow> monstergirlgeneral piggu GO HOMU
<starbow> I genuinely like kemonomimi
<starbow> slugs and dragons and that "ALP ALP ALP" stuff I see when I peak into the thread, not so much
<starbow> peek*
<starbow> wow
<starbow> anyways, if only it was off /jp/
<starbow> oh well
<starbow> yeah abib, my point is that kemonomimi are not monster girls and therefore not /d/ but get lumped in with genuine monster girls
<starbow> also furry off /b/: >>15746347
<starbow> >>15746347
<starbow> global rule 3 please ;____;
<starbow> I don't like the thread at all
<starbow> I just know that mods won't do anything to the entire thread
<starbow> I want to point out the rulebreaking that regularly occurs in these threads
<starbow> Do not think my true desire is for the thread to remain, sans one image
<starbow> this one: >>15746347

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746484
Do the hats come in different styles?

Mad pirate hatter with tricorne when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746501
I doubt they'll ever delete these thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746501
Wow, what a whiny bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746466
That's true. It makes incest amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746484
You would slowly go as mad as a hatter.
It turns into a normal hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746501
Just change thread's name to MGE and that's it
/jp/ is for obscure, not-anime jap thing, MGE is obscure, not-anime jap thing. 100% board worthy
This thread is 90% MGE and 10% donut steels and other random monster girl stuff anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Post a better Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746533
You really think that'll stop his autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746540
No one is that autistic, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746536
LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746552

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746484
Gonna jerk off into her tea right in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746536
>Post a better Elf.
The dark elf from the same series. Bitch way
L O Y A L
O
Y
A
L

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746540
No, but it will take the main and only sensible bullet out of his anti-mg thread chamber

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746575
Or we can just not reply to bait. Like that will ever happen.

[Anonymous No.]

HAIL SATAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746595
what a nice little mouce

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745727
The desert holds many treasures, Anon.
Many that would be targeted and hunted even, were it not for the quirky behaviour that Pharaohs and her fellow sisters of the desert call "structure".
They don't take such an orderly approach to life for nothing after all. There are many, though few in comparison, they wish to protect.

[Anonymous No.]

So when do you have to admit that you're not "just friends" with a monstergirl any more?
When she pins you down?
When she's licking your tonsils?
After insertion?
After the third time you cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746607
Friends with benefits brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746564
That's exactly what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746607
When you're making corned beef hash and eggs poached in sake in the morning for her while she sleeps in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746611
That sounds like some MGC stuff.
Getting casually pumped by your Succubus friend because she can't find a husband yet.
Riding the pussy carousel through college.
Experiencing the bad touch booty call with a bored sisterhood of Kakuen.

Where is the TRUE RABU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746627
Out there somewhere. Search for it! So long as people continue to pursue the meaning of true rabu, the inherited will of generations going at it like rabbits will never be stopped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746607
>Anon is married to a Lilim
>Refuses to comprehend this fact
>Is adamant that the two of them are friends with benefits
>He's an Incubus
>Says they fuck a lot so it's to be expected
>A Demon attempted to make a move on him and got herself killed for her efforts
>He claims it was a freak accident
>He's met the Demon Lord around a dozen times, and she refers to him as her son-in-law
>He says it's because the Lilim in question is embarrassed to still be single, so they pretend to be married for family functions
>He lives in her castle and they share a bed every night
>His excuse is that it saves money

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746637
>Friend with benefits and shared lodging and exclusivity and intimacy and children and

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon wanna film Yandere Activity 8?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746674
But everyone that's filmed that series has ended up dated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746679
Ooh, method acting a rape victim? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746637
i could see this happening to a anime harem MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746712
Probably one who enjoyed swords a lot, if you catch my meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

Spirit Can't Be Cut.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be a good adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746767
You're at a tavern and a drunk young bard is gloating about a treasure map he bought from a Tanuki. You join up with him and whatever sellswords and ne'erdowells happen to be present.

[Anonymous No.]

A small thank you sketch for the awesome anon that took all those pics of the new girls for us. Thanks again dude!

I might opt to transfer this to digital and work on it some more, not sure yet.
I'm still hyped for all the new oneesan/ara ara drawing possibilities too. Unf.

Have a nice night /mgt/ o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746767
climbing a grand tower with treasure, traps fearsome opponents and the dreaded LVMAX black sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746774
That's one big-tittied schedule dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746773
Tanuki maps tend to end in failure
If its a real map, I marry that coon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746501
>cosplay loving kemonomimi faggot kicking up shit
Bet you he's the annoying fox poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746773
>>15746805
I don't think it's that simple. I bet there was no Tanuki and that bard is a reverse trap trying to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746774
Thank you for this lovely sketch!
And you're welcome. Was happy to provide the thread with some content to talk about.

>wip maybe
>I might opt to transfer this to digital and work on it some more
Oh, that'd be nice. All the same though, a lovely, lovely sketch. Thanks again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746811
then that bard shall be punish with a suplex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746831
Good luck. But be warned: Bards can use magical songs of enchantment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746622
I literally made a thumbs up gesture Nice desu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746822
Hey, do you have the Dragonia book? Can we get some screenshots from that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746760
But it can be refined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746774
I'm jealous of the way she can angle her wrists. I've lost that flexibility. More importantly, to borrow a phrase from you: "aw yisss qt!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746838
Eh, I guess?

There's really not much interesting in it besides the two pics (fire dragon and bartender) I already posted. Just some more food, desserts, drinks...everything else worthwhile is visible in the previews...except these two maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746889
So is it just

>Twin Wurms (Preview)
>Dragon Knight girl (Preview)
>Fire Dragon
>Those two

Are those the only Dragon Girls in there? I think I missed the Bartender. Shame there's no Jabberwock or Ryus. Or Zombie Dragons. Or that Seahorse girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to listen to The Ocean with a flow kelp, and watch her shiver with delight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746889
Not the initial requester, but thanks for this! You know, big breasts are usually beautiful anyway, but something about the Dragon on the right just makes them a very cute aspect of her design.

Personally I'm curious as to what these food, desserts and drinks are, but we'll probably get official scans of those since they'll be lore stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746889
The Wyvern looks kuu and the Dragon looks tsun.
Wyvern > Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, and here's a guy hottubbing with a Jabberwock.

Other than that, there's a couple other small pics, and chibi art and profiles for several girls that for some reason lack full artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746916
To each their own.
I'm glad to see Wyvern love though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746917
>maybe if I hide in the water, she'll forget I'm here and the Wock will let go of my balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746917
Oh! Nice! Thanks for this as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746922
The heat's getting to him twice as hard because, well, he's hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746896
There's also the other Wyvern, the blonde, who's on the cover.

Also, curiously enough, chibi artwork and profiles for several girls who lack full-sized and colored character artwork. No clue why that is.

At any rate, the bartender is just one of the wurms (The blonde). There's a piece of art in the book depicting her behind a bar, ready to serve. Technically there is the one Jabberwock I just posted...a couple other small pieces of art, such as a human girl who gets turned into a dragon, Wilmarina dragging what's his name on a date, and what I think is a dragon girl offering a piece of meat held in her mouth...

That and a bunch of different food and drink items is really all that there is in the book for pictures. It's text in the vast majority.

All I can really give more than that, is the names of the girls.
Blonde Wyvern = Ritia
Silver-haired Wyvern = Shirutia
Lavender-haired Dragon = Reia
Wurm Twins = Sāna and Rūna
Dragon Knight = Arutoiirisu
Flame Dragon = Deonōra

[Anonymous No.]

Figured I'd post this too at least. The back cover, depicting Knight Artoyris along with what appear to be a black-scaled, blue-flamed Salamander, and a...Baphomet-Dragon?>>15746917

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746948
The skirt vaguely reminds me of Cursed Sword. A Cursed Scythe?

But neat, are these hinting towards future worldbuilding books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746889
>the two pics (fire dragon and bartender)
Can you upload them? They were in the old thread that was not archived

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746971

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746971
Wurmtender

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746983
>"Hey Anon want a flaming Wurm?"
>she then sets her tail on fire and proceeds to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746983
>Rape drink
>It's a slime in a glass that will come out of it and rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>Living alone in your small apartment, you're awakened by a noise
>The door to your balcony is open
>It's not broken, you must have not shut it right
>Close it and make sure it latches this time
>Head back to bed and cuddle up to your Mindflayer wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746889
>>15746917
>>15746979
Damn, never woke up wit my dick so happy. Little dude here is a natural dragon slayer.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the MGE world so fun looking?
I'd honestly just want to go there and explore rather than just get endless sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747185
Because nearly everyone from there is shown smiling or happy. A world with such inhabitants is bound to be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747159
Pretty good. Reminds me of those really short writing exercises one might somtimes do in an English or writing class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747200
>whrt nuh hrll'r you smilenat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747200
Maybe.

It would be pretty fun to wander a jungle and see colorful harpies or explore a mountain range and happen upon a hidden village of kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747185
Because its different, its not what you're used to, and we as humans have a natural desire to seek out new things and learn as much as we can about them. Its also one of the reasons monster girls are so best, because they're not human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747159
I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse about being home alone and hearing spooky noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747240
True.
It would be lovely to travel the world and have companions go with me.

Acquiring a rival who becomes a love interest would not be required but would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747248
We spooky time now.



>Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire?
>No, not the sexy kind, but a foul creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? The kind that snarls as you enter, like a beast about to pounce? The kind that roots you to the spot with its sunken, hypnotic eyes, rendering you unable to flee as you watch the hideous thing uncoil from the shadows? Has your heart started racing though your legs refuse to? Have you felt time slow as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink?
>Have you shuddered with fear when it places one clawed hand atop your head and another under your chin so it can tilt you, exposing your neck? Have you squirmed as its rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, over your jaw, to your throat, in a slithering search that's seeking your artery? Have you felt its hot breath release in a hiss against your skin when it probes your pulse—the flow that leads to your brain? Has its tongue rested there, throbbing slightly as if savoring the moment? Have you then experienced a sinking, sucking blackness as you discover that not all vampires feed on blood—some feed on memories?
>Well, have you?
>Maybe not. But let me rephrase the question:
>Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747270
>>Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?
Literally never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747270
>Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?
Actually yes. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747270
>Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in?
This shit is why I dont play the sims

[Anonymous No.]

Big Breasted Dark Elf
or
Big Booty Vanilla Elf
or
Hourglass Shortstack Halfling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747296
Pole-proportioned dendrophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747296
Both big breasts and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747270
It could be a Mindflayer too. Maybe she's hiding in the shadows, waiting for the moment to strike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746501
I think I've seen that same faggot posting on /qa/ before. It's always the same
>reeee /mgt/ isn't /jp/ related
>muh alpposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747321
Funny you should mention that. >>>/qa/644211

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747321
I say that alp posting can get a little out of hand but at times but I think if I posted about every thing I hated in MGE id be banned for spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747321
>hours later and the cait sith post still hasn't been deleted
>he probably reported it to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747331
Alpposting is pure shitposting and alpposters should be banned, same goes for people posting furshit.

But this just shows again that people who hate this thread really do lurk here all the time, start shit and false flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747296
But what are their personalities like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747337
Whelp we cant go blackjack and hookers with monster girls, so we are stuck here with these idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747345
>Whelp we cant go blackjack and hookers
What do you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747351
He means making our own thing for monstergirls
its been done several times before, each one is either dead or has a cancer more crippling then what we have here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747341
>Caring about personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747372
>Not caring about personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747360
It cant be that bad really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747372
Look I need to know if the dark elf is a tomboy, if the high elf is a prudish Ojou, or if the halfling is a sexy teacher type.

These are important facts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747391
This anon >>15747418 is right. Personality is everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747404
>MGU has stupid beef with KC and likes to circle-jerk their own settings
>TMM is prettymuch dead
>MGR is MGU-lite, Is so the not so faggoty people can enjoy MGE, still finda dead
>The wiki is one part infohub, one part autism as a physical entity.
>TFT's good is buried under all the fetishes we would sacrifice a few kids do keep out of here
>dont know about /monster/, I haven been there

The fact that this is possibly the best place for MG's is fucking scary

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever read a story that started ok and then it just crashes and burns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747439
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747439
>what is every story ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747432
>dont know about /monster/, I haven been there
As someone who lurks there for art, it's not ideal either. Interesting topics can take days to generate a few posts since everything is split up into threads, even though they have a few more users than us there just isn't enough to talk about to justify a whole board.

And then there's the fact that it feels a bit too much like /v/ at times with all the 3d reaction images and memes. It's not as terrible as some others on that list but I still wouldn't advise going there for anything but a quick check once in a blue moon for art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747439
Long distance seduction from MGU is the single most retarded thing Ive read regarding monster girls.
other then that, Attack on titan's anime (haven't got round to the manga)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747448
The manga is as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747448
Warning! I might have the name of that wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747448
What's so bad about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747458
Not him, but it only took me a paragraph to find out the answer to this question is "everything."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747439
Quicksilver when he went full Quicksilver with his Kiki story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747452
>>15747439
I actually did get it wrong, The MGU story is actually called "the troubles with online dating" (Don't know why for the life of me I said it was long distance seduction)

[Anonymous No.]

Why are mayaderes so best.

[Anonymous No.]

I like tall monsters with big boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747496
I do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747482
Whats wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747477
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747493
Hard to explain for me, but there's something about such a powerful and evil entity choosing me as her object of affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747432
/monster/'s really slow, and is pretty much what you'd expect would happen when you take a topic like this which is only really worthy of a single thread, and split it into an entire board of 375 threads.
And I mean that literally. Go there and count if you like. There are actually 375 threads up on /monster/ right now.

Besides that, it's not the worst place to go if you want to grab some images which don't circulate around this thread's way. They're much more chill about certain things, willing to post pictures and discussion of monstergirls which would be shitposted here within minutes.
But like >>15747444 says, it's riddled with really, really shit memes, and it's slow as fuck because the userbase is stretched so thin.
Go there to grab images, maybe post if you see a thread you REALLY like, but otherwise, it's just kind of there, doing its own thing.
There's also other problems I have with /monster/, but I think it's more down to the fact that they're on Eightchan, and the nature of that site, than anything else.

Other than that, I don't mind them. Browsing them every once in a while, you find some pretty neat stuff.
Like for example, http://theocrata.deviantart.com/ this guy is drawing a Gazer image, which is pretty cool.

Oh, and their mascot design is terrible. That orange abomination with the crooked teeth and the colour pallete that looks like vomit. And I'm saying this as someone who likes monster-heavy designs, like the MGE Tentacle, or a fair amount of MGQ stuff.
Then again, I'm pretty sure a lot of people on /monster/ dislike her too. Which is good.

Also, fucking look at this harpy. Big boobs, muscly, featherpubes. This is a perfect harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747493
Having something so evil holding you so dearly in her arms is so sweet. That little light of love that shines amongst the evil darkness showing how precious you are to her makes me have a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug and pet a baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747493
The fact that she has no problems about giving you headpats with one hand while strangling someone with the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747496
I like monsters just below my height with boobs bigger than giants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747501
In a nut shell
The story starts with a guy meeting his online girlfriend who turns out is a arachne
it then ends with him in a harem with said archness, a shirohebi and 3 onis along with the fucking man who killed his best friend (its stated two third's in that he's bi.)
also hes a super vampire by way of being directly related to Vlad, and I know the ghost of nobunaga is involved if I rememer right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747537
Shortstacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747493
Because someone who can literally burn cities to the ground but holds you like a priceless piece of art is cute.
__CUTE!__

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747531
The goats at the heavy petting zoo sometime pet back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747544
Made for feet-in-the-air fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747559
>the heavy petting zoo
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747562
And cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747569
Who the hell sleeps like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747579
People trying to get raped in their sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747579
We're probably not seeing the intense and heavy sex session which happened just minutes ago.
All we get to see is that she's so exhausted she fell asleep in the same pose she was in having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747584
Except she doesn't look asleep at all, she looks like she's pretending and secretly hoping 'oh no I really hope anon doesn't come over here and accidentally on purpose rape me in the tits while he thinks I'm asleep'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747579
I remember this one time where I was laying down on my stomach and was trying to balance my legs up.

I slept like that and my legs stood up all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746501
This explains the massive amount of shitposting we've had. He's right about Alpfags though, they're fucking cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746774
It's nice to see you thrive on traditional mediums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747579
When you're pretty tired you can sleep in almost any position.

Also because she looks cute as fuck, who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters who beg to be raped belong in jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746948
>that posterior cleavage
Nice. No clue why she has a Baphs scythe though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747512
>Oh, and their mascot design is terrible. That orange abomination with the crooked teeth and the colour pallete that looks like vomit.
Maybe that's because she wasn't meant to be sexualized whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747637
Then what's the point?
Also, it's possible to have a nonsexual design that doesn't look like a toilet catastrophe after a bad curry takeaway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746942
>Dragon Knight = Arutoiirisu
>Artorias
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna waveride with a wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15746364
No that's me.
>jokes are shitposting
Stay mad, autismo. Step outside your reddit-tier echo chamber once in a while so you can recognize humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747591
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747655
>Replying to my 10 hour old post just to shitpost again
>"My monsterboy shitposting from the previous thread was just a funny joke guys haha"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747670
Quit gettin' upset over the gays already, dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747677
Gays already have multiple boards to post their shit instead of in an obscure thread on a niche board in a malaysian image visualization forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747681
But there's plenty of gay in MGE. Shit like liliraune and honeybees and so on, not to mention blart. Grow a thicker skin already if you're gonna flaunt your super secret club 4chan shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747686
Is this bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747686
You sound like an assblasted native or one of those fags from the IRC, or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747686
There's yuri for the sake of corruption of ffm, no pure love shit, go shitpost somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747655
>>15747686
It's fairly obvious you're an outsider, been doing some research to cause shitstorms have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747713
not that guy, but I've never understood the yuri hate. I dont care about "pure luv" or whatever, but isn't girl on girl supposed to be considered hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747713
>it's not gay if it's for corruption!
Some delusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747722
Fuck off already retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747728
so you dont know either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747713
E c h o C h a m b e r

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747477
I am also dissapointed with this one, such a good healing story ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747677
>>15747686
>>15747725
You're going all out, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747736
Your next line is,
「
>>15747734
That's just a business transaction.
>>>/hm/
>>>/u/
>>>/out/
」

Toiyu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747722
Yurifags are cancer. You let them take a bit and they will turn everything into shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741217
because i have the current skill level of an elementary school kid, and don't have enough time to devote to make myself acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741322
i want to be stuck in a testing facility by a monster of some kind with haydee androids made for milking men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747733
Already told to various retards and b8men a million times, fuck off or lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747742
You do realize your argument is about the same level as deluded religious bigots.

No, wait... it's not "about" the same level. It is the same argument. You cultist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747477
>>15747735
There was nothing wrong with that story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747722
Lurk more and use the archives newfag, that has been discussed tons of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747742
well, yeah all fanbases are undiluted shit. I just dont personally see a problem with some girl on girl action. Gets my dick hard, and then they are raring to go for a good dicking. Threesomes are boring as shit if they girls aren't also into each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747754
>bigots
Stopped reading there.
The well is dry mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747754
>bigots
The fuck did you came from, tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747754
>accept this cancerous shit fetish guys :^)
>posting random retarded images
You can't be more obviously an outsider faggot starting shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, It's another one of these arguments. When will people learn?

Would lipstick marking be common on men in MGC? Would MGs buy special made lipstick so that it doesn't go away easily so that everyone can see that he is taken?
Would you let your waifu "mark" you by kissing you with such a lipstick?

[Anonymous No.]

It's clearly bait you fags, stop responding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747774
black lipstick is GOAT but those horns are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747774
That butterface is nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747754
>WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHh Muh religious bigots
>Only the Jews would hate yuri shit
>Muh slippery slope fallacy
>You romance/vanilla fags can't hog monster girls guys boo hoo
>I'm so creatively bankrupt I can't make my own world

Anon, if you think that pic is wrong, I got bad news for you:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marries-dog-romantic-wedding-3225948

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747665
How am I a slut? It's not like I was inviting some monster girl to sleep with me. I was just a little kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's a blithering group of retards fall for shitty bait thread
Well I guess we'll have to wait three hours until this place is readable again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747787
We also could have a certain person clean up everything, but since yuri is on it he may don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747787
What are you going to do? Take a bath perhaps? Watch some tv? pls keep me updated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747787
or you can stop complaining, and talk about what you want to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

So to escape from the horrible shitty echo chamber above, why are robot girls so based?

>fixing your mecha-musume friend's body
>oiling her up until her normally loud whirring becomes silent
>going parts-shopping with her until she finds a shapely enough pair of legs to suit your aesthetic tastes
>reassuring her she's perfect as it is

downsides: can't bear children
upsides: can't bear children

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747799
>echo chamber
You're not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747755
Fuck off, Quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747774
I quite liked the idea of MGs "marking" their men in various ways. Using a brand of stay-on lipstick would be a rather vanilla, but cute way of doing so, and I'd be down with it.
If I was with a werewolf or some other dog-like MG, I'd find it romantic if she left a bite mark to let others know that I'm hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747787
This is like the whole /d/-/aco/ problem. Many people don't want a certain fetish in their fandom, and trying to force them to accept it will only cause problems.

>>15747799
>Can't bear children
That not something a bit of ingenuity and mamono magic can't fix.

Of course, I prefer cyborgs rather than robots. It gets rid of the issues with love reciprocity and free will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747816
I'm not quicksilver, lad. If I were I'd be here writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747787
Why do you like this word so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747827
What word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747799
>echo chamber
You're free to go to /u/ or /y/ to discuss how much of a fag you are, we can't stop you from doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747799
>echo chamber
Are you the same faggot from above?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747821
Why can't people just fucking ignore what they don't like, and let people talk about whatever they want? Monsterboys are the obvious exception, they're only really tangentially related. In that they're monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Learn to use the hide post function you dummies.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hug a tiny goat loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747830
Weren't you leaving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747834
>>15747832
>>15747810
Ironically you're just echoing STOP IT YOU'RE BITING BAIT YOU DUMB FUCK FISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747835
Give them an inch, they'll take several miles anon.
That's a lesson /mgt/ learned the hard way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747845
I think you're confusing me for somebody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747799
You can't have children but you can probably make them out of whatever she is made from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747786
By lying like that you were you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747799
Robo girls are the best because of how much they can be customized. They're like the mechanical version of a slime, the only limit is your imagination. If you want a tall kuudere onee-san robot, you do that. If you want a cute oppai loli robot, that's an option. Hell, you could upload your waifu's consciousness into a giant battle mech so you can fight kaiju girls if you really wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747835
>why do people get small tumors removed, it's just cancer lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747835
Because you're a newfag who clearly doesn't know how it works here. Go talk about your shit somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747817
I could see that happening. But if dog-like MGs make bite marks to mark someone, what others do?

Would a demon have matching pleasure tattoos?
a scylla / kraken make sucking marks all over your body?

What others would there be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747835
Basically
>>15747848
>>15747856

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747850
So maybe in this world there's like an android program where you make your own children with your waifu. It's like Adoption meets the airport's Build-A-Bear.

I like it.

>>15747856
>>15747859
>>15747848
Relentless, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747835
It's easy to hide posts on 4chan, but if it's constantly spammed or if you go on any other site devoted to mg's it's harder to simply ignore flamboyant faggotry. And again, we don't want this fandom to be inundated with shitty fetishes. Hell, KC already pander to furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747854
>Hell, you could upload your waifu's consciousness into a giant battle mech so you can fight kaiju girls if you really wanted.

You mean I could finally live the dream of sticking my dick inside an Atlas? Sign me right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747868
Maybe you're new. Maybe you weren't here during the /a/ days. But I was. I've gotta be relentless if I don't want a repeat of that horrible time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747719
I think it's this guy, posting style is similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747854
>Hell, you could upload your waifu's consciousness into a giant battle mech so you can fight kaiju girls if you really wanted.
Now I want a short story of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747868
What about you lurk more, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she asked for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747868
I'm pretty sure not just anyone can build an Android. It probably takes some weird mad science mojo to di

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747887
Asked for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747876
I wonder if he's gonna call people close-minded autists soon if he's a shitposter from a previous time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747874
Oh I was there. Let me just break this down for you though.

In recent years there's been an influx of what I call "casual lesbianism" in Japanese media. You might see in anime where they have girls groping each other in the bathhouse or at the onsen or whatever, really playful, it's like if Top Gun was full of ass-grabbing and junk-fondling. And in a way it is. But more commonly you'll find a lot of low-brow easy-come "yuri jokes" or "yuokes" where the joke IS that they're doing lesbian shit but like dudes.

Hence it makes sense that in the place for Japanese culture (and, as the thread was in /a/, the place for manga and anime), some yuri IS gonna seep in. Hell denying that it's already in the MGE, MGQ and EMG (the power trio of monster girl media) is retarded. It's a really minor element, but it's there. Prove me wrong without saying "but it's only for [corruption/threesomes/jokes]", and I'll just point to the previous paragraph. It's casual lesbianism from allegedly straight girls.

Getting pissy about yuri just makes you look like a subhuman normie. Distance yourself from this thread, you might just end up mouthing "man, what the fug".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747904
>Getting pissy about yuri just makes you look like a subhuman normie.
LOOK AT ME GUYS MAN I REALLY LOVE SHITPOSTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747860
I imagine a more magical one like an Inari would leave a small insignia/tattoo on her husband.
Kinda hard to think of what the less physical ones would do, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747904
>Getting pissy about yuri just makes you look like a subhuman normie.
Are you trying to fit in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747904
Man, if only there was a place specifically designed to talk about this thing /mgt/ generally dislikes.
Oh wait there is >>>/u/
Go back to your board and leave us alone you reaching shitbird.

[Anonymous No.]

At least he stopped using "autists" every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747904
Take a look at the sales of those shows though, anything with actual yuri flops harder than your dick when you're not looking at your dad. No one wants to support mental illness.
>Getting pissy about yuri just makes you look like a subhuman normie
Actually accepting it would make you a "normie" since being gay is accepted in the west now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747860

Feline monstergirls would probably mark them with their scent or leave some scratch marks on their arms.

Personally I like the idea of a girl giving their man a something akin to a lock of hair (a scale, a feather, a snapped off spine, etc) as a expression of extreme affection. Granted it wouldn't work for all girls, but it would be really sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's another 'fetishes are serious business' flame war
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747904
>all these words just to bait
Fuck off cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747921
People take other people's erections very seriously.

Makes you think who the true gaylord is. The one with a hardon for alps, or the ones who want to control that hardon.

it's actually both

everyone is a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747909
>>15747912
>>15747916
>>15747918
The guy is just being offtopic, baiting like he is in /pol/ or /a/, just ignore and report so the janitor / mod can take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747887
MONkind divided- Automata Evolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747929
God I wish I had a Hellhound or two to cuddle and forget this nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747887
Is she augmented with a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747934
Shog augmentations are illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747934
Can't beat GremlinTech™.

[Anonymous No.]

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
I have combined a mimic and a yeti to create the ultimate specimen, a hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747887
The GEP Gun takedown is always the most silent way to eliminate yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747934
Nanoshogs, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747904
I'll just call you a retard and continue posting, because you can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747942
>Nanoshogs
Now there's a terrifying idea to give one's shog wife.

>she can be 100% truthful when she says she knows you inside and out

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>>15747940
HA! There was at least one good thing to come out of this arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747940
IT'S NOT EDGY ENOUGH

SHE NEEDS TO VORE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747949
> forgetting the part about how shogs goo-ify their husbands

Son, I'm afraid it's a bit more intense than you imagine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747940
I think it's a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

boo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747940
Old joke, got used a few times on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747962

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747956
Okay, I've gotta know the context behind this pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747959
That's mostly only when they're in contact though.
Imagine if she could induce that and more from anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747949
Microscopic chibi shoggoths saddling red-cells, closing up cuts with synthesized flesh and devouring alien bacteria for dat mastah health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747976
This is how I Am Legend started.

Don't do it man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747962
AHHH! I'M ALLERGIC TO CUTE!

>>15747973
It's from an Aussie TV show called Danger 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747962
I want to rub that fluffy spiders belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747754
I'd marry my dog.

It's a better choice than a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747992
Hey! That's MY dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747994

http://youtu.be/SEYNb0d9e3w

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747533
Those breasts look so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls fighting with knives like in those crazy korean movies, hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747994
Too late.
This is MY dog now.

Go get a different one for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748018
I've never seen a crazy korean action movie. Got an example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748021
Hmm "The man from nowhere".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747992
>>15747994
>>15748020
Remove furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747992
>>15748020
>Poltfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747992
>>15748020
I am a Koboldfag but i can't get into the EMG design.

Post the better Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748034
I don't see how this is any better, really.

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>>15748034

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748026
I just looked up and watched a few scenes. Holy shit, a monster girl version would be really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748034
You mean you prefer the mentally furry one rather than the physically furry one?

I bet you liked the MGQ Nekomata too, you sick fuck. You disgust me. Reluctant high five for patrician shameful taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748042
>mentally furry
MGE Kobolds don't fit that criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748037
Because it's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748042
>Mentally furry
How do you even

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748051
They are petplay fetish: the monster, of course they fit that criteria. At least Polt has a sportsy personality, the MGE kobold drinks your cum out of a doggy bowl and humps your leg and sniffs your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748057
You're trying to justify Polt shitposting in the dumbest way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748054
>>15748037
>>15748039
She looks like a badly-shaven Zigzagoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748059
>shitposting
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748057
So one's a human girl in a furry body and the other's a monster girl.

Behaviour is one of the main draws of monster girls to me, for most of crab man's girls you could just paste in any random human girls from a harem and their personalities would fit just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748061
>Poltfags are this assblasted that nobody wants to see them spam their furry waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748061
Hey, a Zigzagoon girl would be cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748064
That's because Crabman is a hack. You know it's bad when Polt is his best girl by miles; all the others are just that shit.

I don't even like EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748074
>Polt best girl

nyet, she has a snout. Thats worst by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748076
Honestly if she looked more like an MGE Kobold or even Werewolf, she'd be the best.
You can't tell me both those girls wouldn't be spectacular with a sporty personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748076
A best girl isn't made by her physical characteristics, you heretic. That's called being superficial. A best girl is made by her personality and actions.

I find the button nose cute but she's still a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748082
Sporty personality is fine, but nothing to write home about
>>15748082
>A best girl isn't made by her physical characteristics, you heretic
You dont have to tell me that. My best girl has no physical characteristics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748082
A best girl is made by both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748094
oops, one of those for for you >>15748080

[Anonymous No.]

You would humour a young Chimera and pretend she's scary right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748111
Who let that Baphomet experiment with gene splicing on herself?

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>>15748111
I would

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>>15748111
I would pretend to run away because she is way too scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747754
Well Canada did legalize non-penetration bestiality, so that sign is technically right.

But enough of that, what I want to know is when is KC gonna make some Shark Girls? How have we gone this long without an official Shark Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748162
>Well Canada did legalize non-penetration bestiality, so that sign is technically right.
what the fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748076

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84CPo4bVkMk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748111
yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a slowpoke girl?

I've been hear for years now, and only kust realized we had active wordfilters. Ive been using desu as intended, and then getting confused when people say things like "you forgot the q"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748111
I'd ruffle her hair, give out an unenthusiastic "Aaaaah....Oh nooooo!" before keeping on walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748162
>>Well Canada did legalize non-penetration bestiality, so that sign is technically right.

That's a weird place to draw the line, Canada..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748162
It's not like we don't do worse things to animals already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748200
I was wondering why peanut butter is suddenly such a hot commodity in canada

[Anonymous No.]

>Meanwhile, In Kiki's School for Master's Initiate Maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748237
>not MGC Maid Central 'Special Night Classes'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748237
So thats why even the virgin Kikis seem to have such developed technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748237
I was told there would be cleaning

Where is the cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748237
Is this the dance of birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748237
>A Kiki will never give you a lapdance while dressed like that and looking smugger than any Kiki has any right being.
God damn it why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748278
Yes. A mating dance passed down through the generations of Kiki's, as ancient as time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748252
Home Cleaning & Maintenance 101 doesn't come until the next semester, but that doesn't make these lessons any less important.

>>15748278
It's a fertility dancing ritual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrG_dsPhRW0

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>>15748247
>virgin kiki tries to take the lead and acts experienced
>she's visibly nervous despite her practice and starts making mistakes with her technique
>you gently push her back on to the bed and take the lead yourself
>she gives you a frustrated pout but starts smiling after you give her a kiss and tell her that she doesn't need to push herself so hard
>after the first round or two she's confident enough to put her lessons into practice and gives you the experience of a lifetime
Sometimes classes alone aren't enough but they're a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748290
Goddammit Anon, I just fapped like 20 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748290
I don't think I would be able to resist the maids if they did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748290
I want a loli Kiki to do this dance for me.

I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Shogs have any skill at sexy maid dances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748312
It's less "Lapdance" more "Bellydance" but yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748305
What if it was a synchronized loli kiki dance team?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748318
STOP ANON I DON'T NEED TO FAP AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

I want an oppai loli alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748312
If it means they can better express their plump, slimy jiggly bits to Mastah you bet they would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748312
They create poles and start doing some ungodly moves that makes you go insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748318
Maybe if it's twin loli Kikis and their mother, otherwise it'd be too many Kikis to dick afterwards.

There's something about a single loli Kiki doing it just for me in private that seems the nicest, to me at least.

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>>15748312
They have no legs so they can only twerk.

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>>15748321
What? You don't need to fap to the thought of some small canine maids gyrating their bodies and taking it in turns to grind your ass against your crotch while the others put on a show for you?

Or the thought of them laying on their backs and thrusting their hips in the air as if begging for you to violate their tiny bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748341
>grind your ass against your crotch
Their asses. Wow that was an unfortunate mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this maidplay
I just fapped you fuckers, leave my boner alone, it needs a rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748340
>That spoiler
What if she did it in your lap?
Would you be able to contain yourself after feeling all that soft bountiful shog ass slapping against your crotch?

[Anonymous No.]

Chose your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748367
ALL OF THEM.
Please tell me they aren't crazy and will kill me in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748367
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748373
They won't.

But they still need to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748354
>Would you be able to contain yourself?
I don't think anyone would be able to if they were confronted with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748354
I love Shogs, but personally i hate twerking and everything it stands for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748367
As much as I'd like the far right, I have a bad feeling about her. I think I saw her somewhere else in a much less flattering image.
Might as well go with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748367
If you buy a mansion, enough lands and an army of maids, theoretically speaking, can you start your own country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748388
I'd try my hardest, starting with back to back pregnancies for all my maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748367
Can't take my eyes off the quirky looking redhead in the back, but the allure of glasses is a bit too much to pass up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748340
>>15748354
Twerking is the tackiest thing you can do with an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748367
I take the Doller Ham.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748388
"Welcome to glorious Maidistan!"
"Please don't try and smuggle the lolis out."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748388
You'd need a lot of maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748401
Eh, if done right, like in the middle of a dance routine, it's pretty good. Or like how >>15748354 explained with her basically grinding on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748341
>You will never find yourself in a strip club ran by MGC Maid Central and funded by the Sabbath.
Why do I continue living again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748388
Sounds kinda like what Queen Slimes do.
Except then it's also technically monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748430
MGC strip clubs are probably going to feature men.
Just sayin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748420
>Eh, if done right
There's no way to do it right when it's already awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748382
>As much as I'd like the far right, I have a bad feeling about her. I think I saw her somewhere else in a much less flattering image.
Was it this this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748444
>I've never had a lapdance before so I know what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748430
>the manager is a loli tanuki who joined the Sabbath for an eternally young body
>she just sits in the back counting the notes that deal makes her
>>15748438
Both types would exist, the ones with monster girl dancers would be a way of helping monster girls spot a man they like in the audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748458
Will the Tanuki dance if I throw enough money at her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748464
You'll need a lot of money for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748464
She would probably prefer that you come into her office and strip off, if she likes what she sees she might consider giving you a dance if you agree to become her toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748469
I would sign my life away for a lapdance by a loli Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748485
Hope you're ready to take the stage, boy.
Nobody gets to touch you but her, but she's definitely going to show off what she's got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748485
What if she was a wild Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748516
She will probably scam you out of the leftovers from your lunch, i don't think it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748037
...I just noticed.

Is that supposed to be drool, or cum on that bone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748538
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748367
I wanna be the Lich.

First order of business; figure out how to stop that spell that keeps me from thinking up lewd shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748452
That's cute, but not what I had in mind.
I'm just afraid of being eaten/killed by my own maid, especially since the original prompt was "pick your poison".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748538
Mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster is best for hot dogging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748552
Your first order of business should figure out how to get a weiner, otherwise you're gonna go crazy with all of your lewd thoughts and absolutely no way of relieving them other than waiting them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
Kakuen or Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
Hellhound, Kakuen, Cheshire Cat, and Vampire.
Or all four at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
Any haughty monstergirl, like Wights and Vampires, because my headcanon is that behind their aloof grandstanding they are all anal sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747296
Hourglass vanilla dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
The boring answer is that due to body variation any monster can have wide hips and a big full jiggly bubble butt, so lots of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747296
This is a tough choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748612
>Vanilla dark elf

Disdain for plebs.
Get outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748628
Bar bar bar. Return when you have a modicum of civility, tasteless savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748626
I want to fucking breed this Elf everytime i see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748637
Oh yeah, let me just leave you alone there with your vanilla dark elf, and your breadless sandwich, and your cold ignis, and your chaste succubus, and your tentacle with just one limb. Because that's how things work in your goober world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748599
Anal sluts with big butts?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a tiny chuffing jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748654
>Not feeding your vanilla dark elf a steaming slice of ham, unhindered by shitty bread
>Not having her lick the juices off your finger

>Disliking chaste succubi

>Disliking the soothing, moody dull glow given off by a cold ignis

Tentacles are shit regardless of the number of limbs. bar bar bar. I swear, these savages say some funny things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748674
>Tentacles are shit regardless of the number of limbs

And that's when we learnt Anon had shit taste.
Also, the fuck is this bar thing? You trying to force some new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748682
He just learned a new thing in history class so he feels the need to shoehorn it everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748682
Do you not know the origin of the word barbarian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748689
No, I just felt that it was suitably condescending. mentioning it twice is hardly "shoehorning" it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748690
You mean the Arabic word Barbar?
Because it looked like you were just making baby noises there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748693
You're approximately as clever as the people who just discover "troglodyte" and thing they're the wittiest bitch under the sun for using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748693
Anon, if you think being "suitably condescending" to people makes you look cool, I've got some bad news for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748702
nah man. He's way less clever than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748560
Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748702
>>15748708
When did I say I was trying to be clever or cool? I was just being a dick. I get that you're bored, but you've gone beyond projecting and are just imagining things now.

>>15748698
I was under the assumption that the word was latin, but google is telling me it goes back to greek. Are you confusing the arabic word with the barbary pirates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748667
Im a fan of finely shaped and firm butts, not necessarily big, and certainly not fat and ripply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748670
I would love a tiny, chuffing jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748722
I like butts big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748731
How big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748733
Not that guy but big enough that I would be told to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748733
And keep in mind that you cannot lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748742
It's something your other brothers just can't deny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748733
Jut enough to be realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748552
While I cannot assure you that she won't sometimes try and take a nibble you (or eat a whole arm), I am sure that she would feel terrible about it afterwards.

You'd have to make sure that either she's always well fed, or that her eating you isn't that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

Again, random pose and a cute girl to go with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748747
>Mangafox

Purge this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748750
>that booty
Marvelous.
Automaton when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748746
>realistic
For what reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748750
Pretty nice. Kind of a shame she's not partially sinking into the card with that gooey portal effect, though.

Love the bronze gauntlets and neckpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, what's your idea of a "Perfect" waifu? As in, what is she like in regards to personality, and physical appearance? Is she even a Monster Girl from the Encyclopedia? Or do you like her just the way she was designed and wouldn't change a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748750
You literally cannot stop yourself from drawing delicious thighs and ass.

Do an ice queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748763
Well if they get too big they look weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd wabt to split some of the house work with a Kiki while still paying her full price

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
Im attracted to girls shorter and lighter than me, so while I like many of the species that are stacked with long legs, I often imagine them scaled down.

A nice Shoggoth tomboy with b-cups, tight little ass, and darker than normal complexion would be just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748731
This big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748722
This, quantity can't make up for quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748778
Yeah around that size.

[Anonymous No.]

I like thin spade tails on Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
I like too many body types and personalities. I think I'm just a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748750
>two in the same thread
>those thighs and that as
Again, you're too good for us.
>>15748770
I'd love to see him draw a Kakuen, his style is perfect for it but Ice Queen is nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748733
it varies for me. My most common referance is some of lmsketch's stuff or rebis maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748778
BIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
A /fit/ Hellhound in spats that's taller than I am. I'm into femdom, and really like the idea of being the little spoon of a big wan. In terms of personality, a tomboy who's forward with her feelings, one who's not afraid to be blunt and announce her love for you to the world, or to even hold hands in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748237

[Anonymous No.]

What would Womanlet monsters do to get men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748801
Hellhounds are literally grills, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748747
You know, when I think of a maid, I think of a hired person who's job is to take over the workload in the house, not a man-eating pet.
I might as well get a massage from a Wurm while I'm at it, or get dinner from a restaurant with Lamia chefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748814
>You will never cook burgers on the stomach of a hot and bothered hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748800
You sure about this, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748811
They would just have to ask me. If i can lift her up, then she's fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15745499
You really want to know, Anon? I'll tell you.

There is absolutely nothing more arousing, and I mean fucking NOTHING than to be invited into a Dark Elf's personal play dungeon. We're talking racks, iron maidens filled with demon silver barbs and whips that rather than flay flesh cause a burning arousal in your body where ever they may strike you.

Now, you may think I'm just bullshitting and going with the stereotypical >Le Dark Elf rapes Anon meme. But no, we're going deeper in to the rabbit hole than that. Dark Elves themselves may be practitioners of the erotic arts of bondage, sadism and masochism. But who are the retainers? The men. So what does that mean she wants to do? Train you how to use the stuff so you can eventually help pass it down to your daughter.

"But Anon! That's shit!", no. You don't fucking understand. Like, at all. Dark Elves are goddamned masters of BDSM and depending on your headcanon may or may not hold a certain desert Lilim in reverence. So now you're being trained on proper whipping techniques, edging, the works. You're spending time with her and getting to know her. It's all going good, if not a bit kinky.

Then, lo and behold she demands on the full moon that you be the dom to her sub for once. Leading to bondage suspension sex with her covered in a tortoise shell pattern of leather straps and oiled up with Alraune nectar. We're talking some real "Don't let your daughteru see this shit" kind of kinky. But you know what happens next? Hours upon hours of edging sex with her while it's a constant battle of who can dominate the other, leaving her womb ransacked, your balls empty, and your bodies covered in sweat by the end of it.

Hell, maybe her ears'll have a few love bite marks by the end of it. But I'll be good God damned for saying I want to rape a Dark Elf. I don't want to rape them, I want to LOVE one. I want to MARRY one. I want to do sinful things to one that would make Pinhead jelly!

High Elves are for raping, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748811
>"Ara boya, what are you doing in a place like this?"
>"Huh? Who said that"
>"Fuck, give me a second"
>She goes off and grabs a ladder so she can tower over you
>"Ara ara, you're so small and cute".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748827
>spoiler
You fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748827
You sick fuck!

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
It's funny you posted that picture while asking that question.
MGE's anubis is my waifu, but recently I've been playing around, mixing her design with the design of the wolfgirl in that image there, and just generally coming up with my own design.
With the wolfgirl in that pic, the digitigrade legs, the calf muscles, and the way the lines of the fur frame her thighs, torso and throat is incredible, and I think the ideas there would make a good base to work with.
So by playing around, adding my own little ideas, hopefully I'll be able to come up with something of questionable originality at worst, but which is completely free of the constraints of MGE.

Personality-wise, I could write a full psych profile on her, which is probably too much for this thread. I'll just say smart independent engineer girl for now.

I just got blocked for off-topic, but I haven't posted until just an hour ago, and none of my posts are deleted. Is this a glitch, or bug or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748829
Poor little hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748842
Don't make fun of her dream of dominating a cute young man.

Plus even though she's small she's very strong. She could easily princess carry you.

[Anonymous No.]

I like cute spiders that don't want to constantly tie me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748857
So, you like jumping spiders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748851
>being dominated by a small girl
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748861
Sure but one that isn't a loli

[Anonymous No.]

What is something that no matter how monsters try they can't make it lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
Personality-wise, I find that I'm a little warped in what I want. Kind, gentle in nature, supportive, nurturing, motivating/reassuring without coming off as condescending or superior. The kind who would celebrate the good times with you, and comfort you during the bad. Also, somewhat intelligent, for reasons I'll explain in a bit.

As far as physical appearance goes, I'm not all that picky. I appreciate a nice DFC just as much as D-Cups full of justice. Fit is good, as is healthy (but not overly fat). Nice legs and hips are definitely a preference. The only thing that doesn't sit well is the loli build: I'm not too fond of the attention it would bring to me, plus a loli body usually comes with a mindset to match. And as much as corruption is a thing, I'd feel like a dick over exposing someone like that to my...defects.

If I were to narrow it down to a particular species, I doubt many would come close, I'm afraid. Either I'm picky as fuck and/or the depression is getting to me more than I realize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748851
But she's so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748871
Cute enough to slip the handcuffs on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748871
And that's how you get facesat by a shortstack Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748868
Broccoli?
Hot coals?
Super strong acid?
A housefire?
What about bellybutton lint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748869
>Also, somewhat intelligent, for reasons I'll explain in a bit.
I want to know now, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748868
Putting your dog down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748874
>>15748876
That's not going to stop her from being cute.

>>15748889
How dare

[Anonymous No.]

So can robot monsters get the Pinocchio treatment and become a real girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748869
Sounds like Inari.
Or most of the 'devoted' ones, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748898
Only if they cut those human whores apart and take their slutty wombs for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748820
I want butts so big that I'd need both hands just to squeeze a single cheek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748904
Yandere daughteru is scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748889
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748908
Once she's got that boymaker installed inside her, she'll surely get her childhood friend's attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748919
Headpat? Y/N

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748892
>>15748910
Well, I mean, he's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748919
She could always take one from a girl that died of natural causes instead of murder. And even then the Childhood friend probably wouldn't care about having kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748923
Yes, but be careful not to get her too excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748923
That's not a head. That's an abomination against mankind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748936
Abominations are the best things to pat all over. They've got all sorts of things to touch and fondle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748923
Slow headpats so no blood letting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748949
Ask her to let you cum on her hair every time she gives a handy or a BJ. It both makes her swoon that you're attracted to her abomination part AND makes the chainsaws gunk and rust shut over time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748887
I had a feeling I forgot something.

If she's too simplistic/naive, it would get frustrating after a while. At the same time, I feel like I'd come off like this to someone smarter than me; that I'm a pest just for even thinking about trying to talk to a brain like her. I'd like someone I could have a meaningful talk with without being intimidated by her outsmarting me.

>>15748898
Better warn Professor Gillian, in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are daughterus so cute to watch grow up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748949
>Slow headpats
That's like orgasm denial, man! You're sick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748946
All kinds of dimensions and textures your body knows should never be.

Well, I guess that answers that. Not exactly quick on the draw, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748973
Would a Kiki be okay with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
>Personality
Mayaderes, ara aras, confident girls in general who will either take you by force or seduce you to have their way with you.

>Physical appearance
BIG muscle girls or curvy (real curvy, not thicc meme) girls with bodies like the ones Demon, Dark Mage and Titania have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748965
>If she's too simplistic/naive, it would get frustrating after a while. At the same time, I feel like I'd come off like this to someone smarter than me; that I'm a pest just for even thinking about trying to talk to a brain like her. I'd like someone I could have a meaningful talk with without being intimidated by her outsmarting me.

I've been thinking about this kind of thing for a story. About how if you admire someone as your better, you can't really admire them as your equal, so you can't exactly establish the healthiest of relationships with them for multiple reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is for fucking in a suspended full nelson? My vote goes to Anubis.

http://i.imgur.com/byNzbTg.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748997
Forgot to say I also like sweet girls, caring girls and easygoing girls as well, as long as they're not moeblobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Kiki rather have fast headpats or slow head pats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749003
Dorafs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749003
Cheshires are made to be presented for rape by buff Ushi or plain Oni childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749008
She'd rather you stop spamming this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766

Dwarf, both in body and personality.
I'm a degenerate piece of shit who's gonna be burning in hell for these tastes of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749015
How so?

Personally I don't like dwarves but I don't see the problem with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749003
I can't answer that question with an unbiased answer, because I'd also say anubis. Maybe a loli or shortstack one in a full nelson.

There's many other ways I'd suspend one for sex too.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you trust a mindflayer if she put bells on her tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749010
Wasn't there a green text along those lines with an Ushi and Cheshire a while back? That sounds familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749003
Dorafs.
Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
I don't have an idea of the one perfect mg, I have multiple conflicting preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749003
You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your momster approve of your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749049
But she's my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
Gentle, loving and devoted. I could trust her to do all the scary things she wanted with my body without hurting me. Her thick, burning-hot thighs clamping down on my neck and making me almost black out as her little finger slowly slid all the way inside me would be heaven. In the evening I'd cuddle her slender, warm body like a plush toy, but once she fell asleep she'd cling to me and swing me around like a pillow as she tossed and turned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749031
It's on my unused ideas list, but I can't remember how it came about. Might have just been bullshitting without even a greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

So profiles are kinda not allowed till sometime next month i know, but is anyone working on translating the other setting parts of encyclopedia 2? Is it likely to be posted piecemeal or all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749008
Both. And she'd thank you each time.

In an engrish accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749066
We still need scans for someone to even consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749066
>is anyone working on translating the other setting parts of encyclopedia 2?
As far as I'm aware, scans aren't available yet so they couldn't possibly be translating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749071
>>15749073
Oh. Whoops, i thought someone on the translating team was there and got a copy to get scans from. Never mind then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749066
The only place they're not allowed is the Wiki and possibly MGU.
But there's no scans available yet, so it's a moot point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749077
Not allowed on MGR either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749015
I wish MGE dwarves weren't lolis, but proper shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749060
Found it in the archives >>/jp/thread/S15453728#p15458801

Not really a story but it's fun ideas at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749070
Oi, thank ye guvnah! Now fer the six bong tea, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749078
That's the one. No idea why I said MGU. Must be going senile in my early 20s or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
It fluctuates as time goes. As far as physical appearance im mostly for curvy girls, something like legoman i guess. Though thats mostly because monster's bodies are literally built for sex. Mostly into femdom girls though more of the seductive type then straight up bd/sm stuff. The type that would delight in trying to turn you on as much as they could.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster makes the best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749084
>Implying a Cheshire would dislike any of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749099
Depends, monster girls would probably get pretty mad if they hated the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749098
Tomboy Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749098
The genki ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749099
Why does the chesire have human feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749108
Sounds like a nice monster to drink coffee with so you can game all night with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749080
I mean, KC could had at least made them more accurate to the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749116
They wear human-shape heels so presumably the foot shape is similar, though perhaps furred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749104
I'd love to get one into this kind of brutal revenge rape scenario but then start off with a shy kiss with my eyes closed and start to have gentle slow sex with a lot of foreplay with her. I bet it'd confuse the hell out of her. She'd hang helpless in the Ushi's iron grip as I hugged, kissed and slowly thrust into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749099
Is that a genk Cheshire and a smug Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749098
Alps are best bros and you could vent about monsters to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749128
You bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749124
Their paws are pretty distinctly inhuman, so I doubt it.
This is one of weird design things where if she has big paws like that, but small human-shaped feet, even if they're furred, it's going to look really weird. Doesn't happen the other way round, because >>15748766 shows something with more human hands and completely animal feet can still look good.

I always just imagined that their shoes, in typical Wonderland fashion, can contain paws even larger than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749127
Managing to confuse a Cheshire sure would be impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749144
Really I just want to gently rape a girl. I want to give it to her as softly as possible, but against her will.

[Anonymous No.]

Genki muscle cheshires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15747844
Will you hug her, Anon?
Or will you sneak up and scare her?

[Anonymous No.]

adj adj adj monster noun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749154
Anything but that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749165
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749162
If she bleats one more fucking time i swear to god i won't be able to resist hugging her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749162
OOGLY BOOGLY BOOGLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749154
cheschires spend most of their time tricking people into lewd situations, im not sure muscles would actually change anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749162
Would adopt this cutie, best daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749152
The more I think about it the more appealing it seems.

Gently raping a Jinko is a nice thought but managing to get a girl that strong into a vulnerable position in the first place isn't easy. Unless you were to catch her off guard with some weresheep wool soaked on chloroform and tied her up when she was out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749178
You say that now but will you be saying that when you get pounced by a teleporting tank with a cheeky grin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749187
Drugged and bound Jinkos are made for cuddling and intercrural!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748026
>The man from nowhere
Bookmarked. Also, I'd weep at the thought of MGs feeling the need to fight each other like that. Worse, actually, once their natural deadly weapons are involved. Or do you just mean a non-lethal duel with the same amount of skill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15742130
>Have cute little gremlin housemate named Milly.
>She's only 3 feet tall, flat as a pancake. Little horn nubs and snow-white hair.
>She works as an accountant at the local Danu&Daughterus bank.
>Pretty shy, almost always avoided you when you moved in.
>Warmed up to you after a couple months.
>You invite her for drinks with your friends all the time.
>Usually turns down your offers
>One day she accepts
>Night goes well, she doesn't drink much.
>Best friend buys everyone in the group a "Pharaoh's Brunch"
>Milly downs the whole thing in one go.
>She gets absolutely fucking blasted.
>She starts ranting about her bitchy boss.
>She almost starts to cry.
>Put your arm around her try to comfort her.
>Decide to call it quits for the night.
>Have to princess carry her to the taxi cus she can barely walk.
>Take her home get her into bed.
>She pulls you close as you get the blankets over her and she kisses you.
>She is literally pile-driving your throat with her tongue.
>Shocked you pull away.
>She begs you to spend the night with her.
>Hesitantly and drunkenly agree.
>Few minutes of sloppy kissing with what may as well be a flailing ragdoll.
>She mounts you, her emerald eyes piercing your soul.
>FuckitI'mhardasarock.jpg
>15 minutes of drunken thrusting later you cum inside her, she wriggles on top of you as your seed floods her womb.
>Start to pass out, you spot her alarm clock in the corner of your eye.
>It's 2:26 in the morning.
>To drunk to remember what that book you read about gremlins said.
>Two massive and Scaly hands grab you by the shoulders.
>"We're not done yet, you little bitch."
>Wat
>Milly is gone. Bug breasted 6 and a half foot tall hairy-armed lizard girl is now straddling you.
>She grabs you by the balls, makes a comment about you still having plenty left.
>She proceeds to ride the ever-loving fuck out of you until you pass out. She screams all manner of curses and insults as she uses you as a human cum pump.
>Wake up 9 hours later.
>She's still not done
>This is your life now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749194
>cheshire
>spent most her life doing the whole pranking and tricking humans into sex thing
>fun but never quiet satisfying
>one day sees an ogre pinning a human and raping them into the ground
>facinated by it, wants to try the more direct approach
>spends time getting /fit/
truly wonderland births nightmares found nowhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748111
Absolutely, but I'd also teach her how to be responsibly scary at the cost of my own mental health for about a week.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what a shortstack looks like. Let no one tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749098
Salamander, Wyvern, or a Dragon you've known since childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749199
Also kissing on the neck and eating out.

[Anonymous No.]

How bad is it if you can't force yourself to write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749227
>unironically posting faggotCase

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749237
By definition, you're not forcing yourself to write. You just want to whine here for attention.
If you want to write, go do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15741217
I can't understand any of the books or guides. They're too complex for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749227
>InCase
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748750
The whole piece is a dream come true, but you really made the green hair work as a refreshing complement to the established colour scheme. Bronze bits turned out quite nicely, too, as another already mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749239
Sorrynotsorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749242
Still pretty hard to muster the drive to do it. But whatever you say Lebowski.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749239
>>15749255
Who is this Incase person?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder which monster would like popcorn the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748750
>butts and thighs
Draw a komodo already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749260
>Westernshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749264
In case you didn't know, they're nobody. Don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749264
Some faggot who's basically the Bollocks of comicfags. Known to sameface and trace and all that other shit. Is also a filthy fucking faggot degenerate who literally has an Elf in their comic who gets off to being buttfucked by one of his guards.

Is also a massive futa loving cock gobbler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749267
The same monster who'll tell you to learn proper grammar and stop assailing the thread with these inane posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749260
Were you posting ugly butterfaced western elves a few threads back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749247
Well, what books and guides are you using?
How competent are you at drawing currently, anyway? Because depending on that answer, certain books and guides might not be the best ones to use at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749261
You really are a little shit, Historian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749274
You mean everything in here that wasn't directly drawn by KC?

>>15749286
I wasn't here last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749298
>playing stupid

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Yandere Kej let you cut your hair short? I know she can't cut her hair because it is part of her but for humans, hair is dead so would a Kej care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749213
What?
You don't want to wake up with fit cat ass in your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748750
>that ass and thighs
All she needs to complete it is to look like she's partially stuck inside the card.

Good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749293
Really really shit. I haven't drawn in years. I'm using the /ic/ guide and the books there. I can't understand any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749298
>Attractive anime styled art vs. the repugnant western butterfaces you were just posting
You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749274
That's a bit of a crap term to use. Pretty much all of our artists here are western.
There's plenty of words you can use to pinpoint the actual negatives there, rather than something that vague and innacurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749302
But it is, Anon. You just have certain double standards.

>>15749317
So /jp/ is not actually /jp/, but /jp/-styled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749227
>>15749260
Stop

>>15749264
Western shitty faces, monsterboys, traps, futa, etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749335
>He's still playing stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749309
Not him, but god I know I do.
I want a chubby Cheshire and /fit/ Cheshire sister team to wake me up by molesting me.
/fit/ sister rides the dick, and the chubby sister sits on my face and makes me eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749024
Only as long as she doesn't start out our friendship by purposefully Pavloving me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749295
Not my fault you're a faggot Lebowski.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749351
That does sound positively wonderful.

Are there any other differences between the sisters?

Is the chubby one a bit meeker while the fit one is bolder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749298
Most the art posted here is actually from pixiv/japanese twitter accounts and a lot of our drawfags aren't even western. .less is a pinoy for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749315
>/ic/
Ah, there's your problem. Probably. Sometimes the place can be useful, sometimes not so much.

By books, I'm guessing you're using these three, if they're the /ic/ recommended ones:
Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain: The Definitive, 4th Edition
Perspective Made Easy (Dover Art Instruction)
How to Draw: drawing and sketching objects and environments from your imagination

I've no idea about the content there, but if that's really too complex, then I think they recommend that Loomis book. From what I recall, the first section of it is just drawing circles, showing you how to add depth to shapes through the use of lines on the surfaces, and saying that it's fine if you can't draw a circle, because a vaguely potato-shaped circle is fine too.

But in the end, if you just go through with some drawing exercises to get yourself back into it, that could work. Otherwise there's all kinds of easy-entry guides that exist online, where they literally start out with how to train yourself to draw a straight line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749315
Word of advice, never listen to /ic/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749372
>.less is a pinoy for example.
And his faces are even more "western" than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749173
>>15749186
You're good people. Truly you are.
This touches my heart. I wasn't expecting such kindness.

>>15749175
AND AS FOR YOU
You had better (pic related) after doing this:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2065116, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749373
It's still so confusing. Even the basic exercise in this thread is too much.I can't see myself improving and all the artists saying how easy it is just makes me realize I'm not cut out for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749363
The /fit/ one is genki and outgoing. She loves hugs and bondage.
The chubby one is smug and lazy with constant bedroom eyes. Despite her behavior, she's a huge romantic deep down and loves cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748766
I-

>>15748839
>I'll just say smart independent engineer girl for now.
Yeah. That, basically. Anubis too.

I honestly tend not to put a tremendous amount of thought into it. I know what I want at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749376
>And his faces are even more "western" than others.
They didn't use to be. So many vocal snobs consider drawing uglier faces to be better art

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749410
Those both sound lovely.
It would be fun binding up the muscled one and stroking her abs or watching a movie while getting comfy with the lazy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749418
Yeah well, they're retarded. Like, literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749427
Well, binding or getting bound by.
She's good with either.
And scratching the lazy one behind her ears while cuddling with her is the best way to make her putty in your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749418
He listened to /ic/ which is why >>15749374 is so important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749463
I would love to do that.
Just scratching back there till she's got lust fogged eyes and a rumbling purr going.
I'd do it to her sister as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the Demon design notes ever get translated? Were there any sketches? I remember someone posting the high-res profile picture and the untranslated japanese text a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749445
Do you know what this is from? No Elvenhateboner here, but I like finding new stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749476
Her sister's weak point is the back of her neck for scratches.
When it comes to the bedroom, the /fit/ one's weak point is beneath the breasts and the chubby one's is her nipples.
Man, why don't we talk about monstergirl's weak spots more often? That's some prime material right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749495
It's from a manga called Goblin Slayer. Long story short goblins are fucking assholes and raped some kid's sister. So he became DOOMGuy in a medieval setting and basically genocides goblins with EXTREME prejudice.

That particular cap was from the latest chapter where he uses an arrow ignited with burning pitch to set an abandoned Elf fortress on fire while the greenskins fucking burned like jews in an oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749513
This isn't even monstergirl related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749495
It's shit. Uses rape to make the story "mature", that should tell you everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749513
>Goblin Slayer
Isn't that some garbage trash that relies on pure shock value like Berserk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749543
You've never read berserk have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749507
Because not many peopple want to hear about how massaging a wyvern's back turns her into moaning putty I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749210
I want this to happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749549
Those people are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749543
Berserk is good. This is not, people only like it because of edgyfags and people who like the GoblingDoomslayer meme.

It's generic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749534
He asked, asshat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749545
Of course I did.

Berserk and Goblin Slayer have a lot of things in common with each other, one of them being that both of them have hack pieces of shit trying to pass themselves as authors that rely on edgy shit to sell their garbage.


>>15749566
>Berserk
>Good
When I can flip a coin on whether a chapter will open with rape or baby murder and guess right 6/10 times it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749573
That doesn't mean you get an excuse to post off topic images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749579
While what you say is true, Berserk at least tells a story which seems to be getting gradually more hopeful over time.

Goblin Slayer meanwhile just seems to follow the same formula with each chapter from what I've seen.

>Newbie Heroes say they'll go kill some gobbies
>They fail
>Get killed and/or raped and/or eaten
>Goblin Slayer comes in and fucks their shit up
>Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749536
>>15749513
I think what I like most is how he's still plotting as he's retreating, though, that's a fan page, huh?.

I'll give it a chance. I like having some generic and simple stuff to balance out.I fully accept the possibility of brain bleaching being needed afterwards. Thanks for detouring a bit to give me your opinions, Anons.

Have a "gift" in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749592
Cry me a river and then build a bridge over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749573
>>15749592
Relax, he still has time to clean it up. Next time just ask him, skipping the implication that he wasn't going to even think about it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749597
Also Berserk's artist is a fucking god

lets go back to monstergirls pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749597
Berserk and Goblin Slayer fags are cut from the same cloth, they're obnoxious faggots that think their series is so "hardcore" for doing the same recycled garbage every other chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749611
Wyverns and Wyvern Accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749673
Dumb Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749673
Mofu and mofu accessories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749673
Collars?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always recruit a succubus healer for your party.

[Anonymous No.]

>roadrunner harpy
>cute, friendly, and curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749701
How do you accessorize mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749716
More mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

In general monster girls are nice beings, but they're almost all huge teasers in one way or another.

How do they express their envy over girls they think are superior to them? How do you assure your waifu that you're happy with her the way she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749701
How the fuck does she even walk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749711
Nah man, Succubus Bard for debuffs and buffs.
For healers you want Either a Dark Priest Cleric or an Elf Spiritualist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749673
So, modern age dragooning equipment? I mean, it would be on the vein of a sport and probably toned down on the violence. So all you'd need to do is go on, find a harness that works, some flying gear, maybe some instructional booklets, a wyvern waifu 'sold' in store as needed, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749724
I desire to milk Minamoto no Yorimitsu like a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749716
A full blown mofu cleaning kit for extreme cases of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749727
Despite its volume, mofu is very lightweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749743
please delete non MG image. Every little bit helps.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like easygoing girls? I sure like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749760
Wait, she's not a real cow? but looks at those udders man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749758
I dont know man, that white tailed girl would have real trouble with interiors.

And it would drag on the ground and get all dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749748
Get that disgusting faggot site mascot outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749778
I didn't know she was a mascot. What site is she a mascot for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749765
>Posting Crabman
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749784

[Anonymous No.]

>>15749743
She's actually mostly Oni, recognized for her genius and allowed back into the family after sealing it away. It's amazing how many works of art make her bountiful bosom really work, especially on top of an already large frame. I'm sure more art featuring her "ushi" aspect will come though.

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>>15749418
Make a face more anime isn't objectively good either, just so you know. There's no single or even binary purpose for art, yet people in this thread would have you think that's the case.

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>>15749786
Dumb birdbrains.

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>>15749792
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, considering the fact we're on /jp/ after all.

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>>15749784
I don't really have more easygoing monstergirls examples. If you give me another I won't post it anymore.

I like the fem minotaurs from 12beasts though, too bad about the males

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>>15749813
That's what I fucking hate about Crabman and that Morenase series.

>Females are kemonomimi or actual MGs
>Males are fucking furries

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>>15749811
That pic makes me glad we have Paladins in the thread right now.

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>>15749811
I know its the skullgirls shapeshifter, but this is a good concept for a non arctic wendigo.

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>>15749811
Is that Double from Skullgirls?

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>>15749819
>>15749813
>Giving a shit about monsterboys

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>>15749397
Well, if it's artists saying it's easy, then no wonder.
They've probably forgotten what it's like to be a beginner, spending days or even week just practicing to draw straight lines, curves and circles. Don't let it discourage you, because this kind of competency is never something you're born with.

What sort of exercises are you having trouble with, anyway?

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>>15749811
No, there is something fundamentally wrong with that. It's exactly the sort of thing that leads to artists like ButterT, and other people who think anime style is the hottest shit, so they attempt to learn that, and completely gimp themselves in terms of learning actual form.
Variety and detail is important, and that anime style strips away both. There's a reason Loen's proportions have been getting irredeemably off-model revenly, and why Monorus' faces for his last few pieces have been worse.

Of course there's purpose and appeal to it to making things look all cute and perfect and anime, but don't pretent you know what you're talking about if you can't see the whole picture.

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>>15749792
>Make a face more anime isn't objectively good either
True, but if the goal is to draw a cute/beautiful girl, you have to be a beyond godlike artist to match the combination of competently drawn anime style and the viewer's brain automatically filling the gaps, compared to western more realistic style.
Like you'd have to be "your shit is still on display at the Louvre in the year 30XX"-good.

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>>15749870
>There's a reason Loen's proportions have been getting irredeemably off-model revenly,
He's always had problems with proportions. It's simply been exaggerated and more noticeable lately.

>and why Monorus' faces for his last few pieces have been worse.
There was nothing wrong with his Gremlin or the blue bird before that.

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>>15749673
Poor bird. Then again, they encourage flight by throwing their chicks out of the nest at times. Good on this Wyvern for letting the power of love prevail!

I'd definitely want a special harness that would allow her to easily grab me in a pinch, in addition to just getting good at mounting her on the go.
Dragon-kind is a tough bunch, but a kit for extracting bits between her scales in hard to reach places would make us both happy. The comfier the better after all.

Last but not least, some claw coverings might be in order. They'll keep needless wear away and look have her look all the more splendid while doing so (pic related)

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>>15749783
She's a mascot for Touch Fluffy Tail, a website where writefags who got kicked off of both here and /monster/ for either being massive faggots or just being shit. It's currently home to BobAnon, Bollocks, The Anti-Christ Himself: Sukiru Ikeda, and a few others like Aftyn. RampantSerenity posts on there but he's not nearly as much of an ego maniac I suppose.

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>>15749870
>Of course there's purpose and appeal to it to making things look all cute and perfect and anime, but don't pretent you know what you're talking about if you can't see the whole picture.
I'm sorry that I'm not as much of a patrician art school graduate as you are then.

Like it or not, garbage like InCase's art and shit like it should never be posted here mostly because it's just plain ugly to look at while Monorus' and Loens stuff is palatable and pleasant on the eyes.
Monorus and Loen can also draw attractive non-butterfaced women.

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>>15749852
Everything beyond drawing a simple shape or even a line is just too daunting and moves too fast. Even Loomis expects you to draw a face early on. I just don't understand why it's encouraging to spend weeks practicing gradeschool level stuff when artists can make something much better then you'll ever make in the same amount of time.

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>>15749885
Last time I checked it had an actual list of the writefags posting there, so take a gander at who might be in that place.

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>>15749875
Loen didnt used to have poor proportions.

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>>15749874
No, you really don't. You just have to be good at drawing a face, and being able to break out from the ways that anime style limits you. A lot of it is down to quite a bit of practice and experimentation when it comes to depth and shading of the face.

>>15749875
Look at the faces of the recent anubis, raiju and Ophelia drawings. There is a complete lack of detail there, especially on the mouths, making them look completely inhuman, like stickers. He hasn't had that issue before.
For example of just that, look at any past image he's drawn, especially with closed mouths, to see the way he draws the lips, making them much more natural. That's gone now, making them look much thinner. A single black line with indistinct pink blur around it.

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>>15749870
>ButterT
Anime style isn't his problem, his problem is that he's doing it wrong and the "it" is everything.

>There's a reason Loen's proportions have been getting irredeemably off-model revenly
That's not related to anime style either, I don't know if there's an actual name for this but it looks like the kind of artist "speed blindness" where their existing style quirks they have keep getting more exaggerated. If you want a western art example of what happens when the speed blindness gets out of control, look at Rob Liefeld.

>why Monorus' faces for his last few pieces have been worse.
Not really, they look like they did before.

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But we like Barb right?

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>>15749887
Stupid smug cat.

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How would you test your potential waifu?

I'd ask her what she was doing on April 29th, 1992.

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>>15749887
please delete reaction image. Every little bit helps.

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>>15749914
Yes, and we never disliked Loen or Monorus either. Aside from this pretentious lout that's complaining about anime styled stuff anyways.

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>>15749920
Helps for what? it's not like this is the only thread we will ever have.

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>>15749920
I understand the image deletion process very well, but you come across as a tad suspicious.

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>>15749908
>and the "it" is everything.
Now come on...I'd say his coloring's pretty good?

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>>15749917
Sexually.

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>>15749924
>>15749926
Every little bit helps to increase thread longevity. You all know why thats a good thing. Its important we all develop good posting habits together.

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Goodnight Anons, one and all. Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, dream a little dream, lucidly if you please and in the morning prepare to achieve martial and marital mastery, courtesy of Mist Continent hospitality!

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>>15749901
Can you provide some links to examples of good realistic/detailed western style art you consider to be superior than well done anime style, in the context of decipting a cute and/or attractive girl? This debate isn't really going anywhere without something concrete.

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I want to fill a milkpen with busty birds.


>>15749936
Wait a minute....you aren't me.

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>>15749917

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>>15749936
Stupid Panda.

Gonna hug her.

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I want to be adopted by a vampire.

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>>15749945
>"I'm not a stupid, huggable panda."
>"I'm YOUR stupid, huggable panda."
>"After tonight, that is.Let's make sweet dreams, Anon

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>>15749917
I ask them who is better, Rei or Asuka

If they answer Rei they can get the fuck out

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>>15749938
This is either a pen for milking (like that one Manticore and Holst gif), a pen that uses ink made from breastmilk, or your penis as some places would define it. Lactating in your penis so they can squeeze it out, huh? Pretty kinky, Anon.

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>>15749953
>you will never be /ss/'d by a busty yanpire
I'm sad.

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>>15749957
Can't resist the dumb Panda.

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>>15749960
>2016
>Liking Asuka
Bad taste.

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>>15749936
A lewd, cuddly panda can't tell me what to do.
I'm going to intentionally not dream lucidly and get as little sleep as possible while still being able to barely function tomorrow.

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>>15749966
It's going to be the first.
A whole flock of busty, milky birds for, well, milking.

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>>15749953
I want to end up sleeping in the same bed as her daughter!
I want a little Himedere vampire to warm up to me and become really clingy, even once we're teenagers!

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>Despite their naturally high body temperatures, it is impossible for them to not feel the frigid cold of their homes.
Are Yetis always a little bit cold? Poor girls, no wonder they always want to hug

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>>15749979
The only thing better than watching 'her' face as the milk flows from her to nourish you, is seeing how first flustered, but later lustful she gets, as she releases her orgasmic syrup for you to drink straight from her.
Eyes wide and bright at her body's honesty, hair wild from the way she affectionately ruffles it, tongue still enthusiastically writhing in her as you relish the pure taste of her pleasure.

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>>15749987
Is this how Undead Yetis are made?

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>>15750010
Not the anon you're replying to, but this thread is what got me into lactation. This sounds wonderful.

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>>15749977
I think the phrasing detailed lucid dreaming as an option, Anon. Mist Continent's kind care will see to it that you and your little man are well in due time.

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>>15750013
Undead yetis are made from yetis hugging hikers who have long passed from hypothermia hoping they will wake up

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>>15750031
Then a Lich comes along and revives them so they can live a happy life together, right?

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>>15749887
I know you're being sarcastic, but it's nothing like that. Hell, I'm not even an expert, otherwise I wouldn't be arguing it here.
But all it takes is some logical thinking, when you realise why pros draw anime style the way they do, and going back to the source of things.
Anime and manga itself.
In both cases, artists are restricted and limited. Limited by deadlines, page counts, budgets, paper space, and so on. As a necessity, detail has to be sacrificed, otherwise how else are you going to succeed within those restraints. You can't animate a fully detailed or shaded face when your single episode is going to have however many thousands of frames of animation it has.
So, the anime style is a compromise in the face of limitations.
Now, when you have artists being inspired and severing, that's where it becomes an issue, because then it becomes the norm. Even if you're not drawing for an anime or manga, you're taking shortcuts and sacrificing quality and detail because your favourite anime or manga HAD to, but for a straight up artist, it just means the style is going to be hampered and subpar for no real reason.

>>15749937
For a quick reference you'll easily be able to look up, and which isn't literally any famous western artist from history because that'd be too easy, try Indiron. I'm suggesting him because despite being a western artist, you'll still see some anime holdovers. Like eye size, hair. But it's still undeniably western while looking pretty stunning.
Also I was on his page earlier today, and that's the first name I thought of.

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>>15750041
Nope.

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>>15750054
Well, then maybe they meet each other in the after life.

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>>15749926
What was the post?

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>>15750019
It also excites them to keep going and have you lips on their "lips" again, the more you pump their pussies full with your own load. They want to make you enjoy their juices more than they enjoy your cum. A cute "little" competition!

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>>15750062
Nah, he already got a wisp wife. Well, the wisp already got a husband, anyway.

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>>15750068
Then maybe she can find another man.

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>>15750062
>>15750068
He gets a Wisp wife and since he died in his winter clothes, he has to live in her flaming cage overheating

The Yeti is now undead and cold blooded and has to warm herself with her own hugs

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>>15750069
She was cursed by an evil person to only ever be able to find a man in the snow when it's already too late. Every man she finds is already too far gone, or gone entirely.
The ghost girls love it, though.

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>>15750046
Based on that example we're going to have to call this an irreconcilable taste difference. I'm not very convinced.

>famous western artist from history
Famous historical art might be next level in execution and technique, but they're not exactly attractive at the level of idealized beauty. The only thing I can think of from historical art getting to that level are some of those greek and roman statues with insanely well sculpted bodies.

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>>15750093
>but they're not exactly attractive at the level of idealized beauty.

Well, that's your opinion against the opinion of the hundreds of thousands, or millions, of people who admire such works and think they belong in museums.
That anime style is your subjective idea of idealism, because that's what you've exposed yourself to in your life, growing to like it.
That can't be taken away from you, but as long you as you understand that, it's flaws and limitations, and how any other person could easily turn and say they don't prefer it, that's fine.
This thread, board and site itself is led by a very certain subjective bias after all, and it's very ingrained.

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>>15750117
That's real fuckin' coolio dude.

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>>15750142
I want a busty kitsune to molest my dick with her tits while holding me down with her fluffy tails!

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>>15750117
I hope you understand that the definition of beauty within the context of monster girl waifuism in a tibetan basket weaving forum is fairly different to the context you're presenting.

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>>15750147
I didn't realise we'd all universally agreed on a strict specific definition for that, which is different to the definition of beauty in general.

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>>15750153
where do you think we are

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>>15749908
The reason, like I said, is because he learnt wrong. He obviously hasn't learnt so much from studies of anatomy and form, but because he's gone straight in to try and learn that Japanese style he loves so much. All he understands is a from anime' derivation of the human form, so he can't apply his knowledge and skills to draw an anatomically correct human form with complete freedom.

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>>15750153
This isn't the /ic/ western female pigface board or thread that's for sure. Faggot.

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>>15750117
It's an objective fact that the more moving parts a machine has, the more easier it breaks. Art that prioritizes realism or artisticness over beauty will inevitably have more flaws than art that prioritizes beauty and omits less important or less attractive details.

You have to remember that we're not talking about art looking good purely from a technical standpoint, but about art which was made to cause a selection of specific feelings in the viewer, which none of contemporary or historical art from western and any other sources do.

There are also massive differences between good and bad anime-style art.

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>>15749888
Those initial exercises Loomis does aren't there to get you to draw faces. They're there to teach you understanding about depth on a 3d object.
A face and its features are something inherently recognisable by the human eye and mind, so those exercises are designed to teach you how, by rotating a sphere, certain objects on it will move and change perspective.
If you can't draw the faces well, that's fine, because that isn't the point. The point is developing your spatial awareness when it comes to drawing, among other fundamentals like just developing your linework. The faces are also to make it a little less boring and to have some variety in there.

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>Tease the blueberry imouto about her new school uniform?
Y/N?

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>>15750145
What would a Kitsune's fat tits feel like?

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>>15750186

Imoutos are for spoiling, not for teasing

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>>15750190
Like bags of sand.

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>>15748766
My "perfect" waifu is a tomboy dragon with some flaws and a aloof personality.
She has a nice color scheme, bigger than me and pretty athletic too. Her horns are curvy just like her body and those average sized breasts go well with her big booty.
She loves Sky-diving, mountain climbing and windsurfing. Her hoard is composed of trinkets she gets from the places she goes.

And other things too I guess.

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>>15750190
Soft Heaven.

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>>15750186
Yes.

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>>15750186
[X] Ravage blueberry imouto's fat ass

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>>15750186
Absolutely yes.

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>>15750186
[X] Genuflect

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>>15750183
>It's an objective fact that the more moving parts a machine has, the more easier it breaks.

This is completely unrelated to the matter at hand. We're taking about art, not machinery.
Although to turn your own argument against you, a machine with more intricacy and detail to it will always be able to perform and achieve more than a simple machine.

Realism will have more flaws, yes, but it's possible to have highly detailed art that isn't completely limiting itself to realism and its flaws.

>but about art which was made to cause a selection of specific feelings in the viewer, which none of contemporary or historical art from western and any other sources do.

So are you saying that the only art style to ever elicit that select series of emotions in a person, in all of history, is modern anime/manga?

I already mentioned this had completely devolved to pure opinion. You believe, because of your exposures, that anime is the perfect art style to express beauty (which itself is a fluid, subjective thing possibly bound by a few vague guidelines) in that way, but again it's just a case of "I like this because I like this", and you like it because over the years you've grown to like it, and your opinions have been shaped by external sources.

We're looping around in a circle at this point, any more argument won't really get us anywhere.

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>>15750184
So what, I just spend months scribbling the most basic of exercises while people that have had years of constant experience just get better and better in the same amount of time? Forgive me for thinking that they have some natural talent as well because I just can't see any of them bring foiled by having to draw a simple head.

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>>15750186
If I don't tease her will she sit on my face?

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>>15750221
>a machine with more intricacy and detail to it will always be able to perform and achieve more than a simple machine
Not him, but that's quite possibly the least true statement I've ever seen.
If I had a dollar for every needlessly complicated thing that sucked because of some superfluous addition, I'd be a rich man. Oftentimes, more detail just means more opportunities to fuck up.

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>>15750186
I'm going to skip the teasing and go straight for the rough dicking. She won't have time to clean up, so she'll have to run to school with my cum dripping from her pussy.

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>>15750223
They started earlier, years before. And the thing about being young, is that your expectations for quality are much less lower.
You're beating yourself up because you want to reach that level they've gotten to, without realising that they started at the same level you did, and probably had the same problems you're having, but sorted it out years ago.
Like another Anon said here recently, learning isn't a curve. It's a staircase with lots of plateaus, and even each step is its own hurdle.
If you're somehow worried about "not catching up", all you can do is put more time in. Every minute you get, practice. If you spend the most time practicing, you leave no room for anyone to outpace or overtake you.
But yes, you won't be the level of some vaunted professional in the space of a few months, probably.

Though, when you look at an artist, you're not seeing all of them. You're seeing their successes, their final pieces, and all that is just the tip of the glacier. Underneath all that is a mountain of failures, wasted hours, false starts, failed attempts, 100s of hours of practice, frustration, self-doubt, and so on.
And a portion of that will be what you're saying to me now.

Though if you feel frustrated from just doing exercises, then try some life drawing. Literally just a piece of fruit on a flat surface, or something. Study with your eyes, understand the lines, the contours, the shading, and do your best to emulate that in a drawing. Just for a bit of variety.

Just remember, it's okay to fail. Over and over. It's basically required.
Also, trace something, once in a while. You should know the potential risks of relying on it, but just as a starter, trace something you like, wherever it's partially or fully, down to every line, or with a few of your differences thrown in. It'll help with controlling a pen/pencil, understanding the way the lines work on the object you're tracing, and it'll make you feel good, because in the end, you're still creating something.

But in the end, keep at it, because you're not the only one with your problems. Other artists have had them too.

Also, I've seen Drawabox suggested here a few times, so try that out, if you want to. It looks pretty simple and procedural. Some of the methods look weird, but it's simple enough to understand, with very tangible, step-by-step goals.
Oh, and maybe ask Murchez and Chowder for some help when it comes to initial drawing practice. They might be able to give you some personal advice.

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I want to share my happy memories with a sad mindflayer

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>>15750221
>So are you saying that the only art style to ever elicit that select series of emotions in a person, in all of history, is modern anime/manga?
Let me say it in a way that can't be misinterpreted: Realistic style cannot match the idealized anime style when it comes to making things the viewer wants to waifu or fuck. And to execute that style properly and for that purpose, the artist still has to have grasp on basic stuff like anatomy and perspective, or something will go wrong.

I can't believe I have to argue this on a monster girl thread on 4chan.

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>Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
>Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
>I solve practical problems.
>Fr'instance...
>...How am I going to turn some cute mother hubbard's pelvis into structurally superfluous dust?
>The answer...
>...rape him senseless. And if that don't work.... ...use more rape.
>Like this heavy caliber, bipod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me...
>...Built by me...
>...and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.

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>>15750237
Anon, you're gonna make her virgin Hakutaku teacher jealous when she finds out her students are getting laid and she still hasn't even seen a man naked.

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>>15750287
Then I'm going to find that Hakutaku teacher and say that I might not go donw in history, but I'm going down on her.

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>>15750266
I'll try and see if I'm cut out for this. Although I'm concerned with being thirty by the time I'm good as any of the artists here.

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>>15750287
>Hakutaku teacher
I want to be the teacher's pet, but nonsexually because student and teacher can't lwed

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>>15750285
I want to ruffle a shortstack gremlin's hair!
I don't care at this point if her profile is shit, no one's taking the idea of lewd shortstack inventors from me.

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>>15750299
Ganbatte~
>>15750266
Well said.

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>>15750368
>you'll never have an artfag fairy around to help you get your shit together

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>>15750368
Wait, is she saying good job while asleep?

>A fairy will never be so dedicated that she will encourage you even while asleep

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>>15750368
writefag equivalent of artfag fairy when

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>>15750368
Would a Leanan Sidhe encourage someone with non-drawing art like writing or model building?
Putting together Gunpla is fun, but it'd be so much more fun with a cute fairy by my side.
And maybe a tiny succubus too.

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>>15750392
>putting a Gunpla together with a minibus
>you're almost done except you can't find the sword
>minibus is looking away while blushing
>she accidentally broke it while using it to pleasure herself while thinking of you

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>>15750392
Any Fairy-sized monstergirl would have trouble building models, especially Gunpla.

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>>15750299
Don't worry about age. If drawing is something you want to pursue, pursue it. The only thing worse than regrets in your 20s are regrets in your 30s, 40s, 50s, etc.

Besides, some of us drawfags are nearing our 30s already so you'll be in good company.

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>>15750368
Ganbatte fairy as well as all drawbuddies need to sleep.

I should do my part too. Goodnight Anons.

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>>15750408
Well, that's why you always buy spare weapons.
I usually put ranged weapons on my gunpla anyway. Beam Sabers are really bad for posing unless it's a good fit for the hand.
Works fine with Victory Gundam, not so much with a Powered GM.

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>>15750413
For encouragement anon, not to build it herself.
She could probably help a lot with detail work like stickers though.

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>>15750408
Are Fairy-sized Automatons possible?

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>>15750419
I don't know anything about Gunpla I just wanted to talk about a minibus breaking things while masturbating.

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>>15750426
Probably yeah. There's probably little kits to put them together too.
And dolls you can fuck do exist so, y'know. It's not like you can't stretch them out a bit.

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>>15750415
I'm just afraid by the time or if I get good this place will be gone and all my passions won't exist anymore.

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>>15750432
Well if she needs it that bad I could always help her stretch.
I know where she keeps her porn.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what teaching Home Ec to teenage monsters would be like? Might have to stop the hellhounds from attempting too cook on their abs but otherwise it would be an easy job

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>>15750451
>hellhounds cook with their abs
Breakfast in bed sure got a lot more lewd.

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>>15750452
>Hellhound wife
>"Do you want to eat dinner cooked on my abs, bath heated by my body, or maybe you want... me?"

It's like you can't run away from her.

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>>15750451
You might need an Anti Raging Mushroom shot on you at all times

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>>15750466
I still want a hellhound to sit on me with her big plush ass.

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>>15750469
I want to begin all soft and cuddly with the hellhound, but then we go hard and rough, until both of us faint on top of each other.
No cuddles when we wake up either, just praises on the performance last night.

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You know, I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed Losenis' Don’t Doubt Druella. It had a good blend of material and I liked his take on the DL. He's a no-name around here but I hope to see more of his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750476
>No cuddles when we wake up
and you lost me

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>>15750392
Gunpla are fun.

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>>15750479
It's just sex, no love included.

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>>15750452
>>15750466
>your hellhound waifu will never cook you steak and eggs on her abs for your anniversary
brb gonna google 'how to make a hangman's noose'

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, reflect on battle scarred, muscled monster girls and why they are so cute when they want to be treated sweetly by wearing frilly dresses.

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>>15750488
Now I'm worried for you. Is everything okay?

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>>15750493
What's the problem with a dude and a hellhound meeting sometimes just for the sex? I want it rough and she does too. We would have our fun and then walk away.

I'm pretty sure I'm fine.

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>>15750492
I want to dress up a giant buff and scarred Jinko in an incredibly modest and equally as frilly pink victorian dolly dress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750482
I wanna be their roommate!

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>>15750508
Are you ready to hear her chuff at it and admire herself in the mirror when she things you aren't looking, striking poses she things are cute?

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>>15750489
With rope.

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>>15750513
You fuckin know I am, Anonymous. I'm also secretly videotaping her, but she doesn't need to know that.

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>>15750511
>Dragon and Anubis build Gunpla all day and argue about which MS is the best and which is the worst
>Add that you ended up really liking Barbatos
>They sneer at you

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>>15750520
Why?
Are you afraid that she'll freeze up if she finds out before trying to rush you and grab the tape?

Or would you rather she keeps going because she knows you like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750492
I want to dress my dragon wife in a frilly dress and take her to eat fancy spaghetti just so I can tuck a napkin in her shirt and clean her cheeks when she does a little bit of mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750530
>spoiler
Yes, that one. I want as much footage as possible before she sees me and I have to run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750511
>Just a roommate
You lack ambition.

>>15750522
>Not liking the Barbatos
We gonna have a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750522
>Barbatos
>not Big Zam
anon you worry me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750522
I'd love to see them react to finding my I like the Tallgeese

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>>15750545
That would be nice.
Although she may start blushing.

>>15750546
Especially if the 'poses' are cute ones that smaller cat monster girls would do?
would you enjoy hering her make a quiet 'Nyan'

>>15750561
Big Zam too strong, please Nerf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750569
>would you enjoy hering her make a quiet 'Nyan'
Yes. Yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750382
>>15750380

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>>15750576

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>>15750565
I have a present for you, anon.
http://i.imgur.com/bAQVF2m.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750576
Stop anon. You're making water come out of my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750576
I was going to do the nightly fap, but I don't think I can anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750582
Not him, but the Grimgerde has allowed for a lot of sexy builds.
Makes sense that the Grazes are based off that thing due to its sexiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750576
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750584
Does this help Anon?

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>>15750589
Nope. I'm at "I want to hug my waifu and caress her while she sleep in my arms with a big smile on her face" mode. It will take a lot of lust and lewd to make my dick hard.

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>>15750565
There are people who don't like the Tallgeese?

>>15750582
Oh geez that's a thing of beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750584
Here you go Anon. More fap fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750589
This is the kind of art that makes me not take any of the art talk here seriously. This is generic fap material for fourteen year-olds, nothing more.

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>>15750594
>I'm at "I want to hug my waifu and caress her while she sleep in my arms with a big smile on her face" mode.
I'm at that every night of my life and yet I can still fap anon.
Do it for her anon.

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>>15750598
Who gives a damn?

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>>15750598
Is this more to your liking?
If not then make your own damn art then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750605
>If not then make your own damn art then
What does that have to with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

Always tuck your daughteru in

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>>15750598
What, you don't think that breasts that should tear off under their own weight are attractive? Next you'll be telling me you hate sausage hips and thighs.

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>>15750596
You shouldn't do this, Anon.

>>15750602
But today I'm feeling extra comfy. I just want to feel her warmth
So close, yet so far.

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>>15750613
Only after I tell her favorite bedtime story.

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>>15749917

Most of thread was swimming around their dad's balls in 1992.

>he dindu nuffin tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750511
You're a brave man.
I couldn't handle the sounds of them making love to each other every night.

[Anonymous No.]

Ummm, I feel I should spoiler this at least.

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>>15750682
There's a lot here that needs improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

Nowhere in the Hellhound profile does it say they have any control over fire or heat.

Is the whole cooking on Hellhounds thing just threadcanon?

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>>15750682
That's ugly as shit, please delete this eyesore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750682
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to burn a Wurm-chan down to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750682
This isn't exactly brand new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750682
Damnit, I missed it.

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>>15748827
>"But Anon! That's shit!"
You hit the nail on the head here, and didn't really return to address the point. I'm a little disappointed. Well, not like you could say anything to convince me in the first place. credulity from the lips of a disloyal husbando doesn't account to much.

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>>15749019
>I don't see the problem with toddlercon.
really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15748889
>Undead werewolf can't ask you to take your huge cock and "put her down"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15750692
Anybody?

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>>15750046
>you're taking shortcuts and sacrificing quality and detail
And it ends up looking more attractive. Funny that. Rarely does westernshit come close to being as pleasing on the eyes as animeshit