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Alice thread!

>> No.15736697

Are you lost, little girl?
>>15736600

>> No.15736760
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Is Alice for lewd, for loving or both?

Choose only between them

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What would you do in this situation?

>> No.15742603

>>15742594

WITH A RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.


TOOTHLESS!

>> No.15742634

>>15742594
eat the hershey kiss off her tits

>> No.15742645
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Alice the motherf*cker!

>> No.15742804
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Reminder that she is pure maiden and she isn't for sexual

>> No.15742818
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>> No.15742827

>>15742594
Tell her I can sleep on the sofa.
Actually, tell her to go sleep on the sofa.

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>>15742821
Fixed hair color

>> No.15742899

>>15742594
"hold shift etc" crosses my mind

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>>15742890
I hope someone will save it because I spent 10 minutes for this shit

>> No.15742927

Alice learned voodoo to start controling people instead of dolls! Now she speaks with a Jamaican accent!

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>>15742927
I want to control Arisu

>> No.15742939

>>15742804

If she's not for sexual, then why does she always wear such lewd clothing?

>> No.15742945

Is Alice one of the least relevant "popular" characters in Touhou right now? Most of the popular characters get somewhat love from Zun except Alice. (This is not counting meme characters like Flan of course)

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>>15742939
They are elegant, not lewd. Your perverted mind is doing them lewd.

>> No.15743010

My mom has the exact same name of Alice.

What do? ;_;

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>>15743010
You know what to do, son.

>> No.15743053

>>15743025
Alice IS NOT A MOM!

>> No.15743086

>>15743010
your mom's name is margatroid? that's rare

>> No.15743114

>>15742594
Find a better image with no censor.

>> No.15743124

>>15742804
Reminder than all 2hus are for sexual.

>> No.15743150

>>15743010
Fuck her.

>> No.15743195

>>15743114

/jp/ is a blue board, dude.

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People who sexualize Alice should publicly have their genitals lopped off by a pair of rusty shears then hanged until dead

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>>15743195
Only by default

>> No.15746511
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I want to be Alice.

>>15742818
Alice has the best bra and panties

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>>15746685

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>>15743114
Find it by yourself, faggot.

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>>15746736
>CCCP
What the fuck happened?

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>>15746740
The wall fell and things were never the same again.

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>>15746726
Oh, stop worrying. You look great.

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I want to fcuk Alice after she went into madness from lonliness.

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>>15746511
This

>> No.15747007

I want to turn Alice into an anal slut that wears skintight jeans 1 size too small with a hole for the anus ripped into them so I can go in whenever I want!

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>>15747007
Stop it!

>> No.15747054

>>15746758
things that make you go hmmm with Alice?

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>> No.15747060

>>15746826
getting rather aggressive with spell card checks these days.

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>>15747150
>She will never give you ambivalent footjob

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Alice was hoping to get you in bed. She doesn't have many visitors, so she won't give up easily when she has an opportunity right in front of her.

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Boots, Pantyhose, Thighhighs, boots +pantyhose, boots+thighhighs or bare legged? What is your preference for Alice?

Also, what breast size do you prefer?

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>>15742911
I always save pictures of the best 2hu.

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Has she ever even been to Europe? She's got the look and the attitude and style, but I'm not convinced.

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>>15750507
Yes.

>> No.15751669

Alice is an okay onahole

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>>15751669
I want her to be my onahole

>> No.15751758

>>15751712
Nice pic breh.

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>>15742911
>>15746675
>>15746758
>>15751587
>>15751712
A nice booty to snuggle on as a pillow.

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>>15751781
>tfw

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>>15742594
Being held hostage with Arisu!

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>>15743086
The correct romanization of Alice's surname ought to be Murgatroyd, as ZUN intended her surname to be the same as Miss Murgatroyd from an Agatha Christie novel. However, this surame could not be written properly in katakana/kanji, so when the translators translated the Japanese version of the name back to English, they made her Margatroid since they probably missed the Agatha Christie character reference. Please refer to her by her intended surname from now on.

This surname still exists, and is most common in England, where it originated in Yorkshire. Alice is most likely a Yorkshire-woman.

http://forebears.co.uk/surnames/murgatroyd

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>>15754006
Her surname being Margatroid has nothing to do with the translators at all you fucking idiot. If you're going to talk out your ass like a moron, at least do it about stuff that's not easily verifiable.

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>>15754092
Please don't bully me Anon-sama, I was only having fun...

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>> No.15759969 [DELETED] 

>>15754092
Conduct some goddamn research on the subject yourself, ass pumper.
This is not a suggestion.

>> No.15760239

>>15759969
Hey, tough guy. That screenshot accompanying my post, the one that says "Alice Margatroid" on the top-left corner, that's not from the English patch, if you couldn't figure that out from the spellcard name.

>> No.15760247

I want to be so full of Alice's dickmilk that I can't move anymore!

>> No.15760348 [DELETED] 

>>15760239
I don't care.

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...This toymaker needed her own thread?

Sakuya, please do something about this mess.

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>ctrl-f shovel
>0 results

>> No.15760729

>>15760722
Burying Alice alive!

>> No.15760822

>>15760348
Mad.

>> No.15760872

>>15750325

Boots + pantyhose, and the larger-ends. Not larger than head balloon-tits though.

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>>15763228
I wonder what they smell like.

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>>15754006
>Alice is British
ruined it for me

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The most embarrassing moment of Alice's life!

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>>15760660
Go back to your shabby library fat ass.

>> No.15766613

>>15742594
Tell her to put some damn clothes on, then go sleep on the sofa.

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>>15763548
Not for long.

>> No.15767120

>>15763262
What did you think she was?

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>>15766613
Leashing Alice and parading her around like a dog!

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>>15754006

>> No.15775214

Alice is actually a doll.

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How deep can Alice take a big cock down her throat?

>> No.15780446

>>15754218
That's why you should stick talking about Alice's ass on /jp/.

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>> No.15781586

>>15781498
The PC98 "Old girls Club" meetings are always explosive.

>> No.15781605

>>15781586
>implying it isn't always become lesbian reunion

Alice is such a yuri bait, raped by men and womwn alike.

>> No.15781612

>>15780314
I see Alice's feet!

>> No.15781641

>>15781498
She's already got her hand on your throat and is all charged up? This looks like an action shot but Alice has already lost,

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>>15781498
I want to stick my dick in Alice's thighhighs!

>> No.15783086
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>>15781641
Has she ever won a battle?

>> No.15783171

>>15766703
>that game will never be uploaded
Just end me now.

>> No.15786785

>>15767120
Romanian maybe.

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>>15786785
IMHO doll maker of Bucharest is just song name, nothing to do with nationality. Like her spell card names are nothing to do with nationality ; France, London, Russia, Tibet doll and so on.

>> No.15791618

>>15783086
Probably against some loser like Cirno.

>> No.15792648

>>15791618
>looser
>Cirno
B-but she's the strongest!
B-baka!

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>>15792648
In all seriousness I can see her having occasional bouts with Marisa and Reimu since she loves fighting. I don't think she would have ever beaten them though.

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A doll cosplaying as the doll maker.

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>>15795693

>> No.15797083
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I want to be best friends with Alice and take it easy

>> No.15799012
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Is alice for sexual?

>> No.15799109

>>15797083
It's not going to happen.
Due to her stuck-up, condescending personality, she'll drive me to SHOTS FIRED inside an hour.
I swear she has legit Asperger's.

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I want to go and watch Alice's tits bob up and down when she performs!

>>15799012
That's her sole purpose.

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>>15799109

But that's the best hospitality in Touhou youkai can offer, due to high friendship level to humans and presents a low danger level.

At least she doesn't have to eat, presumably, she'll not eat you alive.

>> No.15799780

>>15786785
Zun and the Japanese would never EVER consider making a Romanian character. Unless they are vampires and even then probably still not Try to prove me wrong, I secretly want you to.

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>>15799012
>Wh...Why...! Why am I doing something like this...!

And yes. It's not her only purpose, and she's sure not happy about it, but she's definitely sexual. She and Kasen should hang out.

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ALICE looks so nice.

>> No.15805223

>>15799012
Alice is only good for sexual, but people sometimes talking about nonsense. I wonder why.

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