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Are you lost, little girl?>>15736600
Is Alice for lewd, for loving or both?Choose only between them
What would you do in this situation?
>>15742594WITH A RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.TOOTHLESS!
>>15742594eat the hershey kiss off her tits
Alice the motherf*cker!
Reminder that she is pure maiden and she isn't for sexual
>>15742594Tell her I can sleep on the sofa.Actually, tell her to go sleep on the sofa.
>>15742821Fixed hair color
>>15742594"hold shift etc" crosses my mind
>>15742890I hope someone will save it because I spent 10 minutes for this shit
Alice learned voodoo to start controling people instead of dolls! Now she speaks with a Jamaican accent!
>>15742927I want to control Arisu
>>15742804If she's not for sexual, then why does she always wear such lewd clothing?
Is Alice one of the least relevant "popular" characters in Touhou right now? Most of the popular characters get somewhat love from Zun except Alice. (This is not counting meme characters like Flan of course)
>>15742939They are elegant, not lewd. Your perverted mind is doing them lewd.
My mom has the exact same name of Alice.What do? ;_;
>>15743010You know what to do, son.
>>15743025Alice IS NOT A MOM!
>>15743010your mom's name is margatroid? that's rare
>>15742594Find a better image with no censor.
>>15742804Reminder than all 2hus are for sexual.
>>15743114/jp/ is a blue board, dude.
People who sexualize Alice should publicly have their genitals lopped off by a pair of rusty shears then hanged until dead
>>15743195Only by default
I want to be Alice.>>15742818Alice has the best bra and panties
>>15743114Find it by yourself, faggot.
>>15746736>CCCPWhat the fuck happened?
>>15746740The wall fell and things were never the same again.
>>15746726Oh, stop worrying. You look great.
I want to fcuk Alice after she went into madness from lonliness.
I want to turn Alice into an anal slut that wears skintight jeans 1 size too small with a hole for the anus ripped into them so I can go in whenever I want!
>>15746758things that make you go hmmm with Alice?
>>15746826getting rather aggressive with spell card checks these days.
>>15747150>She will never give you ambivalent footjob
Alice was hoping to get you in bed. She doesn't have many visitors, so she won't give up easily when she has an opportunity right in front of her.
Boots, Pantyhose, Thighhighs, boots +pantyhose, boots+thighhighs or bare legged? What is your preference for Alice?Also, what breast size do you prefer?
>>15742911I always save pictures of the best 2hu.
Has she ever even been to Europe? She's got the look and the attitude and style, but I'm not convinced.
Alice is an okay onahole
>>15751669I want her to be my onahole
>>15751712Nice pic breh.
>>15742911>>15746675>>15746758>>15751587>>15751712A nice booty to snuggle on as a pillow.
>>15742594Being held hostage with Arisu!
>>15743086The correct romanization of Alice's surname ought to be Murgatroyd, as ZUN intended her surname to be the same as Miss Murgatroyd from an Agatha Christie novel. However, this surame could not be written properly in katakana/kanji, so when the translators translated the Japanese version of the name back to English, they made her Margatroid since they probably missed the Agatha Christie character reference. Please refer to her by her intended surname from now on.This surname still exists, and is most common in England, where it originated in Yorkshire. Alice is most likely a Yorkshire-woman. http://forebears.co.uk/surnames/murgatroyd
>>15754006Her surname being Margatroid has nothing to do with the translators at all you fucking idiot. If you're going to talk out your ass like a moron, at least do it about stuff that's not easily verifiable.
>>15754092Please don't bully me Anon-sama, I was only having fun...
>>15754092Conduct some goddamn research on the subject yourself, ass pumper.This is not a suggestion.
>>15759969Hey, tough guy. That screenshot accompanying my post, the one that says "Alice Margatroid" on the top-left corner, that's not from the English patch, if you couldn't figure that out from the spellcard name.
I want to be so full of Alice's dickmilk that I can't move anymore!
>>15760239I don't care.
...This toymaker needed her own thread?Sakuya, please do something about this mess.
>ctrl-f shovel>0 results
>>15760722Burying Alice alive!
>>15750325Boots + pantyhose, and the larger-ends. Not larger than head balloon-tits though.
>>15763228I wonder what they smell like.
>>15754006>Alice is Britishruined it for me
The most embarrassing moment of Alice's life!
>>15760660Go back to your shabby library fat ass.
>>15742594Tell her to put some damn clothes on, then go sleep on the sofa.
>>15763548Not for long.
>>15763262What did you think she was?
>>15766613Leashing Alice and parading her around like a dog!
Alice is actually a doll.
How deep can Alice take a big cock down her throat?
>>15754218That's why you should stick talking about Alice's ass on /jp/.
>>15781498The PC98 "Old girls Club" meetings are always explosive.
>>15781586>implying it isn't always become lesbian reunionAlice is such a yuri bait, raped by men and womwn alike.
>>15780314I see Alice's feet!
>>15781498She's already got her hand on your throat and is all charged up? This looks like an action shot but Alice has already lost,
>>15781498I want to stick my dick in Alice's thighhighs!
>>15781641Has she ever won a battle?
>>15766703>that game will never be uploadedJust end me now.
>>15786785IMHO doll maker of Bucharest is just song name, nothing to do with nationality. Like her spell card names are nothing to do with nationality ; France, London, Russia, Tibet doll and so on.
>>15783086Probably against some loser like Cirno.
>>15791618>looser>CirnoB-but she's the strongest!B-baka!
>>15792648In all seriousness I can see her having occasional bouts with Marisa and Reimu since she loves fighting. I don't think she would have ever beaten them though.
A doll cosplaying as the doll maker.
I want to be best friends with Alice and take it easy
Is alice for sexual?
>>15797083It's not going to happen.Due to her stuck-up, condescending personality, she'll drive me to SHOTS FIRED inside an hour.I swear she has legit Asperger's.
I want to go and watch Alice's tits bob up and down when she performs!>>15799012That's her sole purpose.
>>15799109But that's the best hospitality in Touhou youkai can offer, due to high friendship level to humans and presents a low danger level.At least she doesn't have to eat, presumably, she'll not eat you alive.
>>15786785Zun and the Japanese would never EVER consider making a Romanian character. Unless they are vampires and even then probably still not Try to prove me wrong, I secretly want you to.
>>15799012>Wh...Why...! Why am I doing something like this...!And yes. It's not her only purpose, and she's sure not happy about it, but she's definitely sexual. She and Kasen should hang out.
ALICE looks so nice.
>>15799012Alice is only good for sexual, but people sometimes talking about nonsense. I wonder why.