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15732419 No.15732419 [Reply] [Original]

Will you help the zombo?

>> No.15732426
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>>15732419

Zombies would have no need of defecation because they are by definition dead organisms, and thus do not actually gain nutrients from food. Jiangshi in particular devour people's life force, not their actual flesh, so they would have even less of a reason to excrete.

This smells of a devious trap to get me to touch Yoshika's butt! I won't do it!

>> No.15732427

Welcome.
This is /jp/.
Welcome. Welcome to /jp/.
You can do anything at /jp/. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself.
Welcome. Welcome to /jp/.

>> No.15732444

>>15732427
/jp/? More like /tp/, amirite?

Get it? I said "tp" because there's toilet paper in OP's image. It's a funny joke. You should laugh.

>> No.15732469

I will help you if you give me a nice view of zombi soft butt

I want to see it now!

>> No.15733609

i wonder if i can help her wash her anus haha

>> No.15733636

Can I lewd the zombo after that?

>> No.15734394
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15734394

I'll do it!

>> No.15734414

>>15734394
I want to stick it in inside zombie anus!

>> No.15734553

>>15732427
Thanks dude!
Glad to be here lol

>> No.15736332

>>15734394
dafuq did i just see?

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>>15732444

>> No.15737081

>>15734394
Whatever this is, it's somebody's fetish. I just know it.

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>>15732419
The zombo goes shopping!

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15737100

What's with the lack of Yoshika in this thread?

Do your job, /jp/!

>> No.15737126

>>15736332
Yoshika's stomach has bacteria that helps cultivate cheese if she drinks milk, cheese is a luxury commodity in Gensokyo.
Wanna eat that now?

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>>15737126
I'd eat 'that' if you know what I mean

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15737889

She's gonna eat you!

What will you do?

>> No.15738753

>>15737889
Present my penis for eating.

>> No.15738822

>>15738753
She will eat your penis with her vagina

>> No.15738828

>>15738822
I'd prefer it if she ate it with her mouth.

>> No.15738884

>>15732419
Lmao she's TINY

>> No.15739105

Yoshika's
Cold
Dead
Womb

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>>15737889
Gag her and get into her arm's reach so she can't do anything and I get to hold onto her tight

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