/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Have to take a Psych evaluation tomorrow. ;_;

I just know that they'll put me on all sort of drugs, force me into therapy or even send me to the loony bin for a little while.

[Anonymous No.]

Just lie. Fuck knows what would happen to me if I poured out all of my secrets to a psychiatrist.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell them you want to be the little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, I know how you feel. I just got a promotion at work. More money, better job security, paid leave. It really is terrible ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572440
>>1572439
It's difficult for me to answer questions decisively, so it's hard to give simple yes/no answers.

Apparently, they hate that. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I did it, the drugs aren't so bad. Also, I don't kill anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572433
They only put dangerous people in the loony bin. They won't put you on any drugs you don't want to be on. They won't "cure" anything that YOU don't think is a problem.

The worst thing that could happen is that you get an awkward look for telling the entire truth.

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572452
A variety things that I'm not sure of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572451
Listen to this man. He is wise.

Although it's not even that likely that you'd even get looked at strange. These people are used to dealing with much stranger people than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572446
Such is the problem inherent in any survey form of psychological evaluation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572460
I'm still scared. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572468

Well it's not like you can pass or fail a psyche evaluation, just think about what a normal person (or your definition of a normal person) would say in this situation.

Oh yeah and here's a little insider tip:
If they show you an inkblot test: do not; and I repeat, DO NOT say that you see a man raping a little girl. You will probably also want to refrain from stating that the little girl seems to be enjoying herself quite a lot and secretly wished for this to happen all along because she's an extremely horny 10 year old.
.... I'm never making THAT mistake again

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572468
No reason to be. The worst case scenario is nothing happens, the best case scenario is you get diagnosed with something and you get welfare checks.

[Alice Margatroid !DOlly2JvmY No.]

Just excercise some restraint and you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you the anon whose parents gave him the option of seeing a psychiatrist etc. or getting a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1572830
I lol'd.