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hey~ this is a true woman

>> No.15684195

She needs to fix her hair up.

>> No.15684219

Does that mean she'll bear my children.

>> No.15684231

Her hair is perfect already, you double nigger.

>> No.15684303

how do her kisses and hugs feel like

>> No.15684314

I only see gardener Mima in there

>> No.15684336


funny, I don't see a woman. I just see garbage.

>> No.15684382

On a quest to top Inigo Jones in garden design?

>> No.15684397

bags of sunflower seeds

>> No.15684418
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You see a lot of stuff in the lore saying she's dangerous and brutal

But what did she do exactly?

>> No.15684433

probably a Hakurei ascendant or two and possibly Mima's mom may count as victims, who knows

>> No.15684475

>a Hakurei ascendant or two
And nothing of value was lost

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And THIS is what a true woman looks like when she's embarrassed to the max, trembling with a full-body blush! It's a pretty pathetic sight, actually. Pitiful.

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She's a "youkai-like youkai", and was probably a lot less restrained and more violent back in the day - but then, so was everyone. Gensoukyou, and the world in general, used to be a much more brutal place, and she was able to to stay at the top of the food chain during those times. Of course that reputation precedes her.

"In the lore", the only indication of her being brutal in modern times are some comments in the Gensoukyou Chronicle, which is known for being exaggerated. Still, even Akyuu says that she wouldn't bother hurting a human without serious provocation. From the rest of her entry, and all the stuff from PoFV, it seems like she's an older youkai who's come to appreciate more refined pastimes than old-fashioned brutality: gardening, danmaku battles, and teasing others with the kind of smug satisfaction that come from knowing that you could crush them with one hand.

A lot of the 'edginess' and ultra-violence you see associated with her is fanon.

>> No.15685990


She keeps all the weed for herself, that's what.

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That's just a talentless version of Raiko.

>> No.15686703

She's a mean bully in the older games.

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She's just having fun like everyone else. I think she's aware of her reputation as a scary youkai and plays with it by making comments like "a mist of atoms." Doesn't she follow up with "I couldn't do that, but I thought it would sound cool" or something?

Fighting seems to be a fun diversion for most of the characters, so it isn't abnormal that one of the most powerful would go out looking to duel when she's bored.
That's not saying she doesn't tease people and rub them the wrong way, she just knows she's doing it and ultimately doesn't mean any real harm.

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Yuka has a nice grin

>> No.15688410

Lotta Yuuka apologists in this thread.

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>> No.15688514

That's what happens when you have sex with snake youkai.

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Thanks for the explanation, Satan.

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>Lotta Yuuka apologists in this thread.
No such thing

>> No.15690384

Why on Earth would anyone like Yuuka? She is described as a horrifying megalomaniac and a compulsive liar. She also sent a group of her youkai underlings to attack a poor girl's home who can't even fly on her own.

>> No.15690391

She's cute and she can fill up Gensokyo with flowers. Much better than the horrible modernization of the Moriya gods.

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You speak the truth

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Me on the left getting my head caressed

>> No.15690859

A lot of people like Hillary, so go figure.

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Think you're man enough to sire children with this youkai?

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Let's be honest.
She can't orgasm unless she is murdering you.

>> No.15691520

I don't give a damn as long as I get to make at least two kids with her. If she kills me while I Impregnate her with twins I'm fine with it.

>> No.15693564

Please stop posting this. Yuuka can't be embarassed, it isn't in her nature.

>> No.15693680

Hello young lady may I come in?

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We'll see about that.

>> No.15693974


You're never going to play with your children in the sunflower fields
You'll never cast your gaze towards their mother, sipping tea on the porch of your home, bathed in the radiant warmth of the summer sun
You'll never delight the glint of malice in her eyes, which hint to the divine horrors that she will inflict upon your body and mind, later in the coming night.

It hurts, jaypee. It hurts so much.

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How do I activate this woman?

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>> No.15694547

I married Yuuka. It was not nice the first 3 years.

>> No.15694574

-But then you got Youka!

>> No.15694596

She is a bully most of the times.

Best choice of my life.

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what is she gonna do

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Who will win in a Fight

>> No.15696524

SPELL CARDS: On or off?
If On the Reimu will have to break the two of them up in around the seven day mark in the interests of getting some P & Q around the place.

If off, a toss up result; and a really gargantuan mess to clean up afterwards.

>> No.15696816

Off, definitely.

Shrine maidens shouldn't interfere in the matters of their elders.

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Youka is a miracle of the universe. Yuuka best mom

>> No.15697113


Isn't it basically impossible to win against Yukari if she thinks an actual fight is happening and really wants to win anyways?

Like, not even messing with cheat-tier borders, she could just stay miles out of range of the other fighter and still muster all her force through gaps.

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Y-yes Yuuka.

>> No.15697711

Yuuka is another tier of broken though.

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Isn't Yuuka insane

>> No.15701369

Insanely arousing.

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She's a youkai, and has lived for quite a long time. Naturally, she thinks quite differently than a human like you or me. Does that count as 'insanity'?

>> No.15701693

How does she think?

>> No.15701706

how would yuuka be as a wife

>> No.15701708

Do I look like a youkai to you?

>> No.15701718

the strongest wife

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>> No.15701735

I don't know what you look like. You could be Yuuka.

>> No.15701782

How could Yuuka possibly be posting, she's in Gensokyo surrounded by flowers in a giant field and I don't even have internet

>> No.15701820

yuuka pls

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A cute, frisky, barefoot Yuuka wants to be snuggled!

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>> No.15702127

Marry me yuuka

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>> No.15703361

its a cartoon character...

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You're a cartoon character.

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I decided to combine them instead of dumping them all.

>> No.15712757

I want to have vicious sex with Yuuka.

>> No.15713215

I want to have gentle sex with Yuuka.

>> No.15715185

I want to have flower tea with Yuuka.

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I want to show Yuuka the sunflower slavs and let her have tons of friends.

>> No.15718931

Slavic Reimu and marisa

>> No.15724191

That's quite the accusation to make

How do you know they're not just relaxing in some comfortable, warm clothes?

>> No.15731353

the way they squat

>> No.15734632

If Yuuka being a sadist is just a dank meme, which 2hu would be the best choice for masochists?

>> No.15734754

Probably Satori. Mind Reading is pretty much the most sadistic power there is.

>> No.15735035
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Parsee or Banki. Neither likes humans very much, and they both have frustrations to vent.

>> No.15739881

So why does banki livebin the human village

>> No.15739902

I want Yuuka to fucking murder me.

>> No.15739903

fucking hell

>> No.15746869
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Holy shit she exist

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Glad to see you're doing well, Yuuka. Please let me know if I can help with anything.

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Short answer is, we just don't know, and unless the DDCs get extra exposure in the manga or the next Akyuu book, we're unlikely to ever find out. My personal guess would be ready access to alcohol. I don't like to see Banki as a social creature, so I'm ruling out sentimental reasons.

Other possibilities are:
- A mole for the Grassroots Network (though we don't know for sure whether she's a member)
- Sheer coincidence of ending up in the village after arriving in Gensokyo, not unlike a certain snake in FS
- Other conveniences of living in a human civilisation
- Marginally more interesting than the middle of the bloody woods or a god damn lake

>> No.15753638

Isn't the grassroot network just a friendship club that's been glorified for no reason

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Like this?

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I want Yuuka.

>> No.15755294

I see a bunch of murderous subhumans and Yuuka.

>> No.15755860
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Mother Yuuka.

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But she's insane

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Please stop. Yuuka isn't edgy!

>> No.15761687

She likes flowers, I also like flowers, what can go wrong.

>> No.15766982

>This is the same woman who jokes about Genocide

>> No.15766986
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>hey~ this is a true woman
If you love Psychopathic woman

>> No.15766994

Fucker had it coming. KILL THEM BLOODY BASTARDS!

It was pretty G8 B8. Too bad Shinki didn't bite.

>> No.15767170

Paizuri in the rain with Yuuka!

>> No.15767330

I want to drink the water from her hair.

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I'll gouge my eye out for yuuka

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Yuuka just wants nice friends!

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super high school level gardener.

>> No.15769515

That fucking side mouth.

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>> No.15772608

>Jp still refuse to see Yuuka as a insane man eating youkai

>> No.15774497
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Half of /jp/ is comprised of masochists that want to be beaten and raped by her (But actual death is too far for them, for obvious reasons), so that's not surprising

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>> No.15774553

My hot, smelly semen, on Yuuka's breasts.

>> No.15778292

She's not though.

>> No.15778411

Explain this to me, /jp/.

How is Yuuka in a next level of broken?

>> No.15778425

She is literally an unstoppable force.

>> No.15780499

I love Yuuka, but realistically, she's not that broken. As far as special abilities go, manipulating flowers isn't particularly powerful, and while she's extremely physically strong, that doesn't mean as much in a world of magic and other bullshit.

>> No.15782945

Bro she's a capable magician

>> No.15784407

I want her to bite and gnaw on my dick every day until I give her my fertilizer.

>> No.15784422 [DELETED] 

Girls just wanna have fun.

>> No.15784864

>I love Yuuka
Evidently not enough to know much about her, Secondary-kun. She's a youkai. Every youkai's apparent power is based on their spiritual power, regardless of their physical strength. Yuugi is renowned for her strength among oni and other folks interested in that, but she's regarded as a powerful youkai because of her spiritual power, which is what is of real consequence in Gensokyo. Yuuka's temperament and social standing make it apparent that she is incredibly powerful, and among youkai like her that means she is spiritually powerful.

>> No.15785078

Satori treats Rin and Utsuho as her pets despite both of them having human-level intelligence, so she's canonically sadistic!

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Nice try, but no.
>This ability [to manipulate flowers] is more of an extra; she truly possesses extremely high youkai power and physical abilities.
>Rather than relying on youkai abilities or magic, she often performs overwhelming physical attacks.
Sure, she's a 'capable magician' to the same extent that everyone who's anyone is Gensoukyou is, but compared to others in that category, she's not 'broken' in the least. High spiritual, magical, or youkai power is great and all, but against those who can also freely manipulate time, space, life and death, the mind, or the power of gods themselves, it doesn't mean much. Those kind of truly broken abilities are what make powerlevel discussions in Touhou so retarded and pointless; Yuuka's ability of just being really strong (be it physically or spiritually) doesn't come close.

It doesn't matter though. A character doesn't have to be the strongest to be the best.

>> No.15786981

Listen to this anon he know what he talks about

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Does Yuuka even understand the term "cash crop"?

>> No.15787074

Youkai give precisely 0 fucks about economic theory.

>> No.15787280

Provide the proof.

>> No.15787297

For me, the true women are in the idol and jav threads.

>> No.15787309


...So, she won't rip your head off if you bruise the leaf of one of her sunflowers?

>> No.15787326

She's a filthy youkai

>> No.15787364
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Only someone cuhraizee would hurt Yuuka's flowers on purpose.

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Probably not. I get the impression that, while she certainly wouldn't lose sleep over ripping someone's head off, she also wouldn't bother to do so to an ordinary, weak human with no ill intent. Politeness would get you a long way, too.

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>> No.15787495

Also it's more fun to scare them if it comes to it.

It's all about respect and Yuuka can easily command it if only from fear.

>> No.15787570

>No Yuka and Friends
Come on guys

>> No.15790403

Yuuka did nothing wrong.

>> No.15790559

>>Rather than relying on youkai abilities or magic, she often performs overwhelming physical attacks.
She has the potential but rather goes physical.

Tons of stuff lead to Yuuka being more than just a power house in the physical realm, but sadly some of that is limited to PC-98 and that shit is in limbo.

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She likes them """Master Sparks""" in her.

>> No.15795977

Why isn't she a Mother

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>> No.15798636

youkai are not people

>> No.15798654

She bullied Reimu until Reimu was so angry that she broke into her home.
Also her lines in MS aren't exactly painting her as pure and innocent maiden either.

>Doesn't she follow up with "I couldn't do that, but I thought it would sound cool" or something?
She says something like "it would be cool if that actually happened", alluding to how her mansion isn't actually a place that dissolves people, but she'd like it to be that way.
She's every bit as dangerous and violent as she seems.

>genocide is just another game, it doesn't make a difference whether it's human or makai residents

She's very polite, at least when she interacts with humans. Ripping someone's limbs off over an accidentally torn leaf is anything but that.

>> No.15798697

Yuuka is my favorite 2hu but I can't bear reading secondary shit about her, because it's always "sadist meme yuuka" or "sweet yuuka who would never do anything to anyone" or "isn't actually so tough after all and just wants to be loved Yuuka"

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Stuff from the PC-98 days doesn't count. And even so, everyone was edgy back then.

>> No.15798790

It clearly does in that case.
Yuuka and Reimu both remember LLS.

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Yuuka a kawaii

>> No.15798832

I like master spark strong Yuuka!

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The thing about broken Touhou abilities is that they're never backed up with enough strength to use them to their utmost. Plenty of Touhous have powers that seem all-encompassing at first, but are quite limited in practice. Even Yukari isn't omnipotent, even if her ability says she should be. Yuuka has a lame ability, but she's so overflowing with sheer power that she could beat almost anyone in a fight, and that's simply the end of it. That fact informs her whole personality.

>> No.15799111

>That fact informs her whole personality.
She's much like Mima in how she should be full of shit, but somehow she can back up everything she says.

I doubt that Yuuka would even shrug, if someone stabbed her a couple times, she has beaten a goddess leagues above Kanako and Suwako without even trying and she also very obviously does not posess any human features other than her shape.

Abilities don't mean anything at all when you don't have the power to back them up.

>> No.15800266

But she's not. She's a bloodthirsty monster who rivals the strongest youkai in the land

>> No.15800553

Her outward appearance, they mean. This is true, regardless of what she is beneath that veil of a human body, that Yuuka is cute.

>> No.15800608

That's just banter.
She never actually hurts anyone who doesn't deserve it. And she's not bloodthirsty, that genocide line was clearly just banter.
Sure, she's a bit of a bully, but who isn't?

Basically, she's like a gensokyo version of the archbishop of banterbury

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Tell that to the six million humans she killed

>> No.15806376

now you're just making up shit

>> No.15806684

why is this Yuukarin dressed like a pure and honest tengu? is it halloween in Gensokyo?

>> No.15806767

That's Tengu Yuuka

Yuuka comes in many variations and configurations order your new Yuuka today.

Just in:
>Wizard Yuuka
>Christian Yuuka
>Spinning Yuuka
>Red Yuuka

>> No.15806838
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Can I has a Yuuka-tan?

>> No.15806895

Sleepy Yuuka is unfortunately unavailable at the moment.
Please understand

>> No.15806954


Yukari isn't omnipotent because she deliberately maintains the "barriers" to her limitations. She's someone that has access to the universe's figurative command console, but only ever uses it to cheat at games, as opposed to rewritting the laws of reality at will - most likely because stronger entities would be really unhappy if she did.

>> No.15806984
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Yuuka is one of the strongest Youkai. Possibly the strongest, but having power level arguments for Touhou is ridiculous given the fact of the matter that any real fight between characters comes down to whoever has the drop on the other person, except for Reimu, who has plot armor.

But we're not here to talk about that. We're here to talk about why Yuuka is the pinnacle of womanly virtue. So why do you like Yuuka? I like her Youkai-like nature, and her truly wild nature. She represents, to me, the last bastion of truly untamed wilderness in Gensokyo.

>> No.15807006

It's Yuka, you fucking imbeciles.

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>> No.15807066

She also used it to make Eirin pee her pants, which was funny.

>> No.15808303

It's Youxiang, tho.

>> No.15808329
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>Mystic Square - 怪綺談.TXT

>Phantasmagoria of Flower View - キャラ設定.txt
>風見 幽香(かざみ ゆうか)
>Kazami Yuuka

Safe to say, it's Yuuka. Nice try though.

>> No.15808333

Nice try, but Akyuu is full of shit

>> No.15808389
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I want her to bully me

>> No.15808668

Nice try yuuka.

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Do you think she can hold a conversation

>> No.15815378

Yes, though as a Youkai what she might consider entertaining and worth talking about and what you would will likely be very different.

>> No.15816989
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Once again, THIS is a true woman!

A truly EMBARRASSED one! Poor Miss Yuuka. Her body is on display, and it couldn't be any more obvious how humiliated she is. Her face is red, she's sweating and shaking, her vagina is tingling as embarrassmentjuice is dripping down her legs... She's so embarrassed, her BUTT is blushing as well as her face!

How embarrassing for poor Miss Yuuka.

>> No.15817026
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Yuuka has some of the sexiest feet of any Touhou, in my opinion!

Big, but not so big that they look mannish. Thick and firm. Very well shaped. Very soft too! She paints her toenails either green or red depending on her mood, which is appealing. And of course, they smell just right!

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Welcome home

>> No.15817159
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Thank you!

I love flustered Yuuka!

>> No.15817202

What are hot topics among youkai?

>> No.15817674
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The sunflowers are almost all dead now.

>> No.15817773
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>> No.15818372
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That's okay, it just means it's time to move on to the next season.

>> No.15818449

What's the relation between 2hu and Killing Floor?

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Yuka is hardcore

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Yuka is hardcore

>> No.15821518

Scary things. They like talking about favorite ways to torment and kill humans, as well as anything in their area of expertise. Yuuka, for example, might be interested in talking about planting methods and the use of human corpses as fertilizer.

>> No.15821619

Is Yuuka really physically strong? She is no doubt have strong magic power bein inventor of master spark and able to create a pocket dimension but is there any proof that she also physically strong too?

>> No.15821960

The first KF had Touhou character mods.

>> No.15822066

Thats my girlfriend dude

>> No.15822118
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Getting hugged by Yuuka, and feeling her squishy, meaty milkbags press against you!

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what's cha got there

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>> No.15829931

I want Yuuka to just stare at me for hours, thinking of doing lewd things to me!

>> No.15831447

So who you killed?

>> No.15832162
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Reminder that Yuuka has green eyes.

>> No.15835051

Wh-What is she doing?

>> No.15836224

Reminder the game is non-canon

>> No.15836233
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reminder that you can go fuck yourself, because Sleepytime Yuuka is the best

>> No.15836282

Reminder ZUN said PC-98 is canon as long it doesn't clash with windows lore.

>> No.15840667

>Reminder ZUN said PC-98 is canon as long it doesn't clash with windows lore.
Wouldn't that imply Yuuka did commit those atrocities?

>> No.15841203

i would bully her with my dick

>> No.15842121

Well, yeah.
That's the sort of person Yuuka is.
The one with the sickest banter in gensokyo.

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You think she would kill a person for shits and giggles?

>> No.15845431

She's a youkai.

>> No.15845487

holy FUCK dude her body is hot. i wanna lick her sweaty underboob

>> No.15845566

No, you can't banter with a corpse
She only threatens and cripples people.

>> No.15846400


That isn't fun though under any definition, unless said person was actively making her life harder.

>> No.15846546

She can't kill anyone due to the rules but she still loves to bully the fuck out of everyone, both humans and youkai fear her. In fact in PoFV Shiki is all like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" on her.

>> No.15846559

I think that's more about how Yuuka should be dead.

>> No.15850327
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She should be dead. She's a Rapist and a murderer

>> No.15850875

Not as in "derserves being dead", but as in she's far exceeded her natural lifespan.

>> No.15851313
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Where's Christian Yuuka?
I want to marry that one

>> No.15851466
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You forgot about chinese yuuka

>> No.15851551
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Making strong, healthy half-youkai babies with Yuuka!

>> No.15851555

What would your kids' powers be?

>> No.15852786
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Here's the transcript in which states she a killer


Although it's perfectly natural,
even the early cherry blossoms are in full bloom.
I'm here anyway, so I might as well enjoy the flowers
before heading back.


Purple cherry blossoms bloom flowers of melancholy,
and scatter the petals of memory.
Fallen flowers, after a long time, return to the earth
and once again bloom flowers.


This is the endless cycle of sins.
Yes, the fate that occurs once every sixty years.


But it's been in full bloom for a while.
The early cherry blossoms.


It shows just how many sinners have died.
It makes you wonder what's happening outside.


It doesn't matter.
I just want to rest under these cherry trees
and reminisce about the past.


If you rest here, you'll become insane.
No, you might already be a little strange.
Whether it be humans or youkai,
or ghost or fairies,
you've attacked them.
Without much reason, as well.


I was just teasing them.
It's a daily thing.


Living is that much of a sin.


That's right, you've lived a little too long.





If you continue living on like this, nothing good will come of it.


If you were quiet and listened for a little,
you'd know it was all only fooling around.
Do you think when you're not teased,
you're above everyone else?
Let's make it as clear as black and white who of us is the strongest in Gensokyo!


It's my job to discern black and white.
However, I am not of Gensokyo.
Nor am I of this world.
Judgement is done from top to bottom, from left to right,
and must always be completely one-sided!
No matter how you fall, the one who shall be judged to be black or white is you!

>> No.15853957

>I was just teasing them.
>It's a daily thing.
See, it's just bantz

>> No.15855607

They wouldn't have any. /jp/ sperms are so weak that Yuuka's egg has to use up all its extra power just to conceive.

>> No.15855629

You've got a point. It'd be a lot easier if Yuuka could breed with me instead of it having to be the other way around.

>> No.15855766

To me it seems like they're talking about Mystic Square, in which Yuuka didn't have much of a reason for tagging along at all.

>> No.15857584
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Miss Yuuka wants to see you after class!

For sex!

>> No.15857661

That's against the rules.

>> No.15857685

Miss Yuuka is sending you to detention if you don't cram your throbbing wiener up her pulsating goo-hole!

>> No.15857731

What wiener?

>> No.15865107

Something you do not have

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I want Yuuka to awkwardly try to initiate sex with me! She would be VERY horny, and want to fuck me badly, but she wouldn't come out and say it, because she doesn't want to seem slutty! She's also socially awkward, and doesn't want to drop her spaghetti while asking me to sick my penis in her cute vagina!

Eventually, I would straight up ask her if she wants to have sex, and she would get SUPER flustered!

>> No.15868278

That doesn't sound anything like Yuuka.
Her entire act is based on everyone being terrified of her and her exploiting that fear shamelessly by teasing them constantly.

>> No.15869413
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She's not like that when it comes to dick.

Even the most feminist, independent strong womyn will be reduced to a submissive, shy dork when it comes to penis.

>> No.15869420

She's not feminist independnt strong womyn
She's a monster. She's a living horror story.

And she loves banter, the harsher the better

>> No.15869434

Yes, but that's because she's in Gensokyo AKA taco central. All of that would change as soon as a big burly man with his huge penis enters her life.

>> No.15869464

No, it wouldn't.
Keep your retarded porn fantasies to yourself, if you can't come up with decent ones that don't butcher characterizations.

>> No.15869517

All women are submissive to cock, anon.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

>> No.15869526

Yes, but here's where you are wrong.
Yuuka is not a woman.

>> No.15869534
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>Big fatty breasts
>Smelly armpits
>Hairy vagina
>Huge, wide butt and hips
>Lewd feet

Looks like a woman to me~

>> No.15869893

Not everything that looks like a woman actually is a woman.

>> No.15869910

Talking from your own experience I see.

>> No.15869918

Yes, looking a little effeminate is awful.

>> No.15869933

If it has big boogly breasts I can suck the milk from, it's a girl!

>> No.15869980

She had sex with a man.
And he lost to her vagina

>> No.15869992
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Yuuka has a girlpussy with a cute, fertile girlwomb and if I came inside her, she would become pregnant with my child

Sounds rather female to me
Yuuka even has everything listed in >>15869534
to help entice me into impregnating her fecund body

Yuuka must be a woman

>> No.15869998

I might look that way until she feeds you to her flesh-eating sunflowers.

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why would she do that?

>> No.15870013

You are such a fucking faggot holy shit

>> No.15870034

Because you kept bothering a human-shaped abomination that has lived for far too long.

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>human-shaped abomination that has lived for far too long
WOW, that's a really mean thing to call Ms. Kazami. She is not an old abomination, she is a dignified lady!
If anything, you'd be the one being killed here

>> No.15870073

I don't think you'd call someone who attacks people for no reason and butchers entire civilizations for fun a "dignified lady".

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>Yuuka has a girlpussy with a cute, fertile girlwomb and if I came inside her, she would become pregnant with my child


The most obvious feature of Yuuka is that if you cum inside her, you inseminate her cute egg!

Yuuka is definitely a woman!

>> No.15870168

It must occasionally be a pain in the ass.

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I can only imagine him typing all that out with a straight face.

>> No.15870775

I just wanted to point out that we have reached the point where we have to specify "girlpussy"

>> No.15870785

Trying to win over Yuuka is like sticking your dick in the entrance hole of a hornet's nest, and expecting honey to come pouring out. That only works with a beehive.

>> No.15870830

It can happen if you try hard enough.

>> No.15871650

Hey man, wiping out a country or two might now be dignified but you have to admit it's fun.

>> No.15871726

she sure is the living embodiment of the road sign "Dangerous Curves" now!

>> No.15873396

Only if you're 50 stories tall.

>> No.15873401

How do you know she hasn't shed her 50' tall previous shape?

>> No.15873441

I want to see a 50-story tall Yuuka.

>> No.15874078

No, you don't. That probably implies your town is about to get fucking ate.

>> No.15876241

>Girl pussy
What did he mean by this

>> No.15876562
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She'll carry you around in her cleavage.

>> No.15879751
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>> No.15880714
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does this look like the face of mercy?

>> No.15880726

Yes; Mercy Hospital perhaps?

>> No.15880730

mercy killing more like.

>> No.15884410

What's she planning

>> No.15885004

She's going to take a leaf out of Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways To Cleave Your Lover"

>> No.15885011

Your wedding day.

>> No.15885035


>> No.15887232
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Yuuka is my wife

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i love yuuka

>> No.15887430

She's taller than you, dude.

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>> No.15887549

She's turned on by it! She LOVES the fact that I'm eye-level with her big milky tits! I'm always at risk for having my head suddenly smothered in Yuuka's paizuri pillows!

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Wow, Yuuka is amazing!!

>> No.15887584

Seriously, I'm always at risk of Yuuka grabbing my head and rubbing it in her huge milky chest! It's so embarrassing when she does it in a grocery store or something, since she laughs loudly while doing it!

You don't know what it's like to be in a long line, go to reach for your wallet to pay the cashier, and then have your innocent face molested my Yuuka's fatty dairybags!

>> No.15891383

Is that bad?

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>> No.15891472
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Good thing I made another version.

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>> No.15891504

That's what you get for being shorter than her.

>> No.15891527

Dont fuck yuuka on her period

>> No.15891540
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but I love Yuuka THIS much

>> No.15891551
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better version

>> No.15891554

At least make those fingers 5.

>> No.15891560
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>he doesn't like courage the cowardly dog hands

>> No.15891564

Yuuka's lover has dick hands. Heh.

>> No.15891569

She could chop them off and replace them with new hands

>> No.15891629

Yuuka would be the kind of person to waltz around her property in the nude.
Until a couple mexicans trespassing on her property call the cops.

>> No.15891737

The Beasts of Yuuka Flats

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lol my vague 2 months old thread

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>> No.15892464

tity grab

>> No.15892478

i try the best i can to draw myself and my wife

>> No.15892782


>> No.15894321
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I added the plaid.

>> No.15895438

>added the plaid
>but un-fixed the fingers

the hell m8

>> No.15895451

He was born that way.

>> No.15895487
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A living hell, how do you ever survive?

>> No.15895713

God damn, I want to get lost between those. I want her to bury me between them and never let me free!

>> No.15897780

Yuuka is strong as hell, but Yukari is definitely more powerful. According to Zun, there are only 3 characters who can beat Yukari if she's serious: Yama (who is stronger than all of Gensokyo put together) and the two top Lunarians. Then again, the Lunarians beat Yukari when she was a lot younger, and youkai become stronger with age. Yukari wasn't serious the second time she fought the Lunarians, as she just wanted to buy time while the 2hus stole her sake. So it really is up in arms as to just how powerful Yukari really is. Better believe she is nobody to fuck with, though.

>> No.15897813

You forgot Welcome ️ Hell.

>> No.15897825
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Someone please help, I absolutely MUST shoot my hot, sticky, saved up cum all over Yuuka's big, fat boobs

>> No.15898068

Yuuka isn't really so much about being strong, only stronger than you are.
It's that she's terrifying, because she is not a person. She doesn't act like a person. You can't talk to her, you can't reason with her, because all you're gonna get is either polite dismissal or a smug reply designed to provoke you into attacking her, when you know exactly that you cannot take her.

>> No.15898805

y u do dis

>> No.15899757
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>> No.15899960
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There's quite a lot of good Paizyuuka stuff on exhentai...

>> No.15899962
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>> No.15899971
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W-what do you think she wants to tell me? Or SHOW me?

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>> No.15902755

She's sleeping!

I don't want to rape Yuuka!

>> No.15902769

She's pretending to be asleep so you can fulfill your fantasy. That's just how loving Yuuka really is!

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