hey~ this is a true woman

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Anonymous Sun Aug 14 01:12:49 2016 No.15684175 [Reply] [Original]

hey~ this is a true woman

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 01:16:57 2016 No.15684195 >>15684175 She needs to fix her hair up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 01:20:56 2016 No.15684219 Does that mean she'll bear my children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 01:24:16 2016 No.15684231 >>15684195 Her hair is perfect already, you double nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 01:44:43 2016 No.15684303 how do her kisses and hugs feel like

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 01:46:43 2016 No.15684314 >>15684175 I only see gardener Mima in there

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 01:52:46 2016 No.15684336 >>15684175 funny, I don't see a woman. I just see garbage.

>>	ANON X Sun Aug 14 02:01:16 2016 No.15684382 >>15684175 On a quest to top Inigo Jones in garden design?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 02:02:57 2016 No.15684397 >>15684303 bags of sunflower seeds

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 02:05:12 2016 No.15684418 File: 212 KB, 1024x1387, 1470692637226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You see a lot of stuff in the lore saying she's dangerous and brutal But what did she do exactly?

>>	ANON X Sun Aug 14 02:07:32 2016 No.15684433 >>15684418 probably a Hakurei ascendant or two and possibly Mima's mom may count as victims, who knows

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 02:12:39 2016 No.15684475 >>15684433 >a Hakurei ascendant or two And nothing of value was lost

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 02:37:20 2016 No.15684665 File: 164 KB, 451x758, You're so exposed!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And THIS is what a true woman looks like when she's embarrassed to the max, trembling with a full-body blush! It's a pretty pathetic sight, actually. Pitiful.

Anonymous Sun Aug 14 02:37:22 2016 No.15684666
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>>15684418
She's a "youkai-like youkai", and was probably a lot less restrained and more violent back in the day - but then, so was everyone. Gensoukyou, and the world in general, used to be a much more brutal place, and she was able to to stay at the top of the food chain during those times. Of course that reputation precedes her.

"In the lore", the only indication of her being brutal in modern times are some comments in the Gensoukyou Chronicle, which is known for being exaggerated. Still, even Akyuu says that she wouldn't bother hurting a human without serious provocation. From the rest of her entry, and all the stuff from PoFV, it seems like she's an older youkai who's come to appreciate more refined pastimes than old-fashioned brutality: gardening, danmaku battles, and teasing others with the kind of smug satisfaction that come from knowing that you could crush them with one hand.

A lot of the 'edginess' and ultra-violence you see associated with her is fanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 08:06:02 2016 No.15685990 >>15684418 She keeps all the weed for herself, that's what.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 08:16:51 2016 No.15686042 File: 457 KB, 700x980, __horikawa_raiko_touhou_drawn_by_suichuu_hanabi__fe74b941886d03e42c543063fab36cea[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15684175 That's just a talentless version of Raiko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 11:05:04 2016 No.15686703 >>15684418 She's a mean bully in the older games.

Anonymous Sun Aug 14 12:22:13 2016 No.15687116
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>>15686703
>>15686703
She's just having fun like everyone else. I think she's aware of her reputation as a scary youkai and plays with it by making comments like "a mist of atoms." Doesn't she follow up with "I couldn't do that, but I thought it would sound cool" or something?

Fighting seems to be a fun diversion for most of the characters, so it isn't abnormal that one of the most powerful would go out looking to duel when she's bored.
That's not saying she doesn't tease people and rub them the wrong way, she just knows she's doing it and ultimately doesn't mean any real harm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 16:45:39 2016 No.15688396 File: 497 KB, 740x1024, 58142753_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuka has a nice grin

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 16:48:17 2016 No.15688410 Lotta Yuuka apologists in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 16:55:40 2016 No.15688447 File: 92 KB, 471x571, 1464131940799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15688410 >apologists

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 16:59:51 2016 No.15688460 File: 554 KB, 1600x1000, 54364555_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 17:00:01 2016 No.15688461 File: 55 KB, 211x176, 1344216659377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15688447

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 17:06:42 2016 No.15688500 File: 97 KB, 678x900, __hikage_and_kazami_yuuka_senran_kagura_senran_kagura_series_and_touhou_drawn_by_and__033d40ebf37a682aa64e3e13a2661153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 17:10:50 2016 No.15688514 >>15688500 That's what happens when you have sex with snake youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 18:34:56 2016 No.15688912 File: 403 KB, 700x800, 1471036377806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15684666 Thanks for the explanation, Satan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 14 19:57:00 2016 No.15689261 File: 303 KB, 800x1200, 1449509698061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15688410 >Lotta Yuuka apologists in this thread. No such thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 00:09:12 2016 No.15690384 Why on Earth would anyone like Yuuka? She is described as a horrifying megalomaniac and a compulsive liar. She also sent a group of her youkai underlings to attack a poor girl's home who can't even fly on her own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 00:10:59 2016 No.15690391 >>15690384 She's cute and she can fill up Gensokyo with flowers. Much better than the horrible modernization of the Moriya gods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 00:42:51 2016 No.15690483 File: 956 KB, 1024x768, 1465723502782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15690391 You speak the truth

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 01:56:54 2016 No.15690740 File: 558 KB, 1000x1300, Yuuka (18).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15689261 Me on the left getting my head caressed

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 02:21:45 2016 No.15690859 >>15690384 A lot of people like Hillary, so go figure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 02:22:06 2016 No.15690861 File: 543 KB, 708x1000, 46977575_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15684219 Think you're man enough to sire children with this youkai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 02:23:01 2016 No.15690864 File: 141 KB, 752x1062, 1464693874997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15690861 >implying

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 06:34:38 2016 No.15691496 File: 429 KB, 600x1154, 1450990018674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's be honest. She can't orgasm unless she is murdering you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 06:44:20 2016 No.15691520 >>15691496 I don't give a damn as long as I get to make at least two kids with her. If she kills me while I Impregnate her with twins I'm fine with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 14:56:20 2016 No.15693564 >>15684665 Please stop posting this. Yuuka can't be embarassed, it isn't in her nature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 15:16:00 2016 No.15693680 >>15690864 Hello young lady may I come in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 15:58:47 2016 No.15693911 File: 129 KB, 498x700, yuuka bondage6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15691496 We'll see about that.

Anonymous Mon Aug 15 16:09:37 2016 No.15693974

>>15684175

You're never going to play with your children in the sunflower fields
You'll never cast your gaze towards their mother, sipping tea on the porch of your home, bathed in the radiant warmth of the summer sun
You'll never delight the glint of malice in her eyes, which hint to the divine horrors that she will inflict upon your body and mind, later in the coming night.

It hurts, jaypee. It hurts so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:11:03 2016 No.15694505 File: 160 KB, 849x849, yuukapoke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I activate this woman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:12:10 2016 No.15694510 File: 121 KB, 640x480, 1403937534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15694505

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:20:57 2016 No.15694547 I married Yuuka. It was not nice the first 3 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:29:54 2016 No.15694574 >>15694547 -But then you got Youka!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:36:19 2016 No.15694596 >>15694574 She is a bully most of the times. Best choice of my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:36:49 2016 No.15694599 >>15693680 Dozo~

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:39:24 2016 No.15694607 File: 154 KB, 850x691, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_chama_painter__sample-81524c77162f4f9a5627bc4af629ff1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is she gonna do

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 18:40:55 2016 No.15694611 >>15694574 >>15694547 >>15694596 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=2&tags=kazami_youka

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 15 19:13:38 2016 No.15694769 File: 341 KB, 1122x627, 1ca955ade70d78bc24136dda94be183834e099837bf6ac86910ec677013353fa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15688396 >>15689261 >>15690740 >>15691496 >>15694607

Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:06:34 2016 No.15696500
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>>15684175
Who will win in a Fight

>>	ANON X Tue Aug 16 02:13:59 2016 No.15696524 >>15696500 SPELL CARDS: On or off? If On the Reimu will have to break the two of them up in around the seven day mark in the interests of getting some P & Q around the place. If off, a toss up result; and a really gargantuan mess to clean up afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:58:08 2016 No.15696816 >>15696524 Off, definitely. Shrine maidens shouldn't interfere in the matters of their elders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 05:24:12 2016 No.15697031 File: 292 KB, 695x749, 1471339452845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15694611 Youka is a miracle of the universe. Yuuka best mom

Anonymous Tue Aug 16 05:57:20 2016 No.15697113

>>15696500

Isn't it basically impossible to win against Yukari if she thinks an actual fight is happening and really wants to win anyways?

Like, not even messing with cheat-tier borders, she could just stay miles out of range of the other fighter and still muster all her force through gaps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 08:44:14 2016 No.15697652 File: 126 KB, 800x800, Yuuka Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y-yes Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 08:59:41 2016 No.15697711 >>15697113 Yuuka is another tier of broken though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:12:00 2016 No.15701339 File: 318 KB, 1920x1200, yuuka-kazami-touhou-project-anime-1920x1200-wallpaper413668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15684175 Isn't Yuuka insane

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:18:56 2016 No.15701369 >>15701339 Insanely arousing.

Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:55:18 2016 No.15701532
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>>15701339
She's a youkai, and has lived for quite a long time. Naturally, she thinks quite differently than a human like you or me. Does that count as 'insanity'?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:32:12 2016 No.15701693 >>15701532 How does she think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:38:03 2016 No.15701706 how would yuuka be as a wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:39:00 2016 No.15701708 >>15701693 Do I look like a youkai to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:42:21 2016 No.15701718 >>15701706 the strongest wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:46:25 2016 No.15701730 >>15701708 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:49:05 2016 No.15701735 >>15701708 I don't know what you look like. You could be Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:03:58 2016 No.15701782 >>15701735 How could Yuuka possibly be posting, she's in Gensokyo surrounded by flowers in a giant field and I don't even have internet

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:16:11 2016 No.15701820 >>15701782 yuuka pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:30:48 2016 No.15701879 File: 1.38 MB, 992x2195, Yuuka on my couch!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A cute, frisky, barefoot Yuuka wants to be snuggled!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:15:35 2016 No.15702067 File: 46 KB, 500x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15701782 >I Hm…

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:29:56 2016 No.15702127 >>15701782 Marry me yuuka

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 06:31:58 2016 No.15703050 File: 2.97 MB, 3508x1897, 2310ffa947fb520ec83b32bb717f7f96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15701339

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 08:08:00 2016 No.15703361 >>15684175 its a cartoon character...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 09:37:05 2016 No.15703650 File: 618 KB, 1000x1000, 4043251_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 09:48:00 2016 No.15703702 File: 354 KB, 718x1000, Yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15703361 You're a cartoon character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:44:42 2016 No.15704238 File: 199 KB, 600x600, 31956346_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1/12

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 11:46:27 2016 No.15704253 File: 72 KB, 600x600, 31956346_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 12:00:30 2016 No.15704341 File: 1.86 MB, 600x7200, growing_food_with_yuuka!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I decided to combine them instead of dumping them all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:44:44 2016 No.15712757 I want to have vicious sex with Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:27:58 2016 No.15713215 I want to have gentle sex with Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 15:31:44 2016 No.15715185 I want to have flower tea with Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 17:58:20 2016 No.15715839 File: 351 KB, 900x675, touhou slavs 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to show Yuuka the sunflower slavs and let her have tons of friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 09:12:03 2016 No.15718931 >>15715839 Slavic Reimu and marisa

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 11:29:28 2016 No.15724191 >>15718931 That's quite the accusation to make How do you know they're not just relaxing in some comfortable, warm clothes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 20:08:31 2016 No.15731353 >>15724191 the way they squat

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 14:11:41 2016 No.15734632 If Yuuka being a sadist is just a dank meme, which 2hu would be the best choice for masochists?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 14:41:57 2016 No.15734754 >>15734632 Probably Satori. Mind Reading is pretty much the most sadistic power there is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 15:57:46 2016 No.15735035 File: 65 KB, 494x700, __sekibanki_touhou_drawn_by_eichi_yuu__0b77e0216c4ac7dfb7eb5ba4ecf20f5c[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15734632 Parsee or Banki. Neither likes humans very much, and they both have frustrations to vent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 24 17:23:21 2016 No.15739881 >>15735035 So why does banki livebin the human village

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 24 17:29:54 2016 No.15739902 I want Yuuka to fucking murder me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 24 17:30:08 2016 No.15739903 >>15701782 fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 05:45:03 2016 No.15746869 File: 29 KB, 800x473, Yuuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15701782 >I Holy shit she exist

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 06:15:12 2016 No.15746943 File: 87 KB, 850x622, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_orange_pengin__sample-878e2658437632dc4e59c4413e7019cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15701782 Glad to see you're doing well, Yuuka. Please let me know if I can help with anything.

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 06:32:45 2016 No.15746954
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>>15739881
Short answer is, we just don't know, and unless the DDCs get extra exposure in the manga or the next Akyuu book, we're unlikely to ever find out. My personal guess would be ready access to alcohol. I don't like to see Banki as a social creature, so I'm ruling out sentimental reasons.

Other possibilities are:
- A mole for the Grassroots Network (though we don't know for sure whether she's a member)
- Sheer coincidence of ending up in the village after arriving in Gensokyo, not unlike a certain snake in FS
- Other conveniences of living in a human civilisation
- Marginally more interesting than the middle of the bloody woods or a god damn lake

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 17:11:02 2016 No.15753638 >>15746954 Isn't the grassroot network just a friendship club that's been glorified for no reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 17:22:00 2016 No.15753690 >>15753638 IT'S A REAL MOVEMENT DON'T YOU DARE LOOK DOWN ON EVERYDAY YOUKAI

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 17:39:36 2016 No.15753783 File: 370 KB, 604x402, I wonder at what point my life took a turn so wrong that I decided that making this was a good idea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15715839 Like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 20:22:09 2016 No.15754366 File: 579 KB, 900x1200, 56926043_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 00:32:25 2016 No.15755294 >>15753783 I see a bunch of murderous subhumans and Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 28 03:52:25 2016 No.15755860 File: 789 KB, 1127x1591, dead_flowers_ruin_my_day_she_murmurs_by_x_crowe-dabw4e9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15753783 Mother Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 00:06:40 2016 No.15760633 File: 255 KB, 630x854, Kazami.Yuuka.full.1983274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15754366 But she's insane

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 00:54:48 2016 No.15760784 File: 87 KB, 518x601, 2b5ea7146ec857324dabd349c7c10af1c2d527fd2f6f1249280c6228c2de716c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15760633 Please stop. Yuuka isn't edgy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 29 07:30:24 2016 No.15761687 >>15760633 She likes flowers, I also like flowers, what can go wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 06:27:24 2016 No.15766982 >>15760784 >>15761687 >This is the same woman who jokes about Genocide

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 06:28:31 2016 No.15766986 File: 296 KB, 850x901, __fleshpound_and_kazami_yuuka_killing_floor_and_touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15684175 >hey~ this is a true woman If you love Psychopathic woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 06:34:24 2016 No.15766994 >>15766986 Fucker had it coming. KILL THEM BLOODY BASTARDS! >>15766982 It was pretty G8 B8. Too bad Shinki didn't bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 08:19:09 2016 No.15767170 >>15754366 Paizuri in the rain with Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 09:32:53 2016 No.15767330 >>15767170 I want to drink the water from her hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 12:51:06 2016 No.15767935 File: 142 KB, 900x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll gouge my eye out for yuuka

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 18:30:17 2016 No.15769306 File: 165 KB, 1000x860, 42985059_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka just wants nice friends!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 19:15:00 2016 No.15769494 File: 332 KB, 1000x1000, 58713921_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] super high school level gardener.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 30 19:19:23 2016 No.15769515 >>15769306 That fucking side mouth.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 08:24:24 2016 No.15772608 >>15769544 >Jp still refuse to see Yuuka as a insane man eating youkai

Anonymous Wed Aug 31 17:17:04 2016 No.15774497
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>>15772608
Half of /jp/ is comprised of masochists that want to be beaten and raped by her (But actual death is too far for them, for obvious reasons), so that's not surprising

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 17:21:24 2016 No.15774521 File: 599 KB, 1280x720, yuuka.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 31 17:27:13 2016 No.15774553 My hot, smelly semen, on Yuuka's breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 11:28:41 2016 No.15778292 >>15772608 She's not though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 11:55:29 2016 No.15778411 >>15697711 Explain this to me, /jp/. How is Yuuka in a next level of broken?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 1 11:57:59 2016 No.15778425 >>15778411 She is literally an unstoppable force.

Anonymous Thu Sep 1 20:12:49 2016 No.15780499

>>15778425
>>15778411
I love Yuuka, but realistically, she's not that broken. As far as special abilities go, manipulating flowers isn't particularly powerful, and while she's extremely physically strong, that doesn't mean as much in a world of magic and other bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 09:42:22 2016 No.15782945 >>15780499 Bro she's a capable magician

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:13:04 2016 No.15784407 >>15774497 I want her to bite and gnaw on my dick every day until I give her my fertilizer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:17:46 2016 No.15784422 Girls just wanna have fun.

Anonymous Fri Sep 2 18:56:27 2016 No.15784864

>>15780499
>I love Yuuka
Evidently not enough to know much about her, Secondary-kun. She's a youkai. Every youkai's apparent power is based on their spiritual power, regardless of their physical strength. Yuugi is renowned for her strength among oni and other folks interested in that, but she's regarded as a powerful youkai because of her spiritual power, which is what is of real consequence in Gensokyo. Yuuka's temperament and social standing make it apparent that she is incredibly powerful, and among youkai like her that means she is spiritually powerful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 19:48:51 2016 No.15785078 >>15734754 Satori treats Rin and Utsuho as her pets despite both of them having human-level intelligence, so she's canonically sadistic!

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 04:05:08 2016 No.15786421
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>>15784864
>>15782945
Nice try, but no.
>This ability [to manipulate flowers] is more of an extra; she truly possesses extremely high youkai power and physical abilities.
>Rather than relying on youkai abilities or magic, she often performs overwhelming physical attacks.
Sure, she's a 'capable magician' to the same extent that everyone who's anyone is Gensoukyou is, but compared to others in that category, she's not 'broken' in the least. High spiritual, magical, or youkai power is great and all, but against those who can also freely manipulate time, space, life and death, the mind, or the power of gods themselves, it doesn't mean much. Those kind of truly broken abilities are what make powerlevel discussions in Touhou so retarded and pointless; Yuuka's ability of just being really strong (be it physically or spiritually) doesn't come close.

It doesn't matter though. A character doesn't have to be the strongest to be the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 07:45:21 2016 No.15786981 >>15786421 Listen to this anon he know what he talks about

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 07:53:32 2016 No.15787000 File: 70 KB, 443x267, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Yuuka even understand the term "cash crop"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 08:17:42 2016 No.15787074 >>15787000 Youkai give precisely 0 fucks about economic theory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:14:49 2016 No.15787280 >>15787074 Provide the proof.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:20:00 2016 No.15787297 For me, the true women are in the idol and jav threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:22:42 2016 No.15787309 >>15684666 ...So, she won't rip your head off if you bruise the leaf of one of her sunflowers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:27:34 2016 No.15787326 >>15787280 She's a filthy youkai

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:36:15 2016 No.15787364 File: 223 KB, 1182x1024, 72359b9b8f15f3e2f67901a5f5ae6f93.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only someone cuhraizee would hurt Yuuka's flowers on purpose.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 10:17:11 2016 No.15787477
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>>15787309
Probably not. I get the impression that, while she certainly wouldn't lose sleep over ripping someone's head off, she also wouldn't bother to do so to an ordinary, weak human with no ill intent. Politeness would get you a long way, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 10:19:09 2016 No.15787480 >>15787326 """""proof"""""

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 10:25:16 2016 No.15787495 >>15787477 Also it's more fun to scare them if it comes to it. It's all about respect and Yuuka can easily command it if only from fear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 10:47:33 2016 No.15787570 >No Yuka and Friends Come on guys https://youtu.be/PR86GMK1Akw

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:31:44 2016 No.15790403 >>15787570 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVsEzFNBWi4 Yuuka did nothing wrong.

Anonymous Sun Sep 4 01:08:04 2016 No.15790559

>>15786421
>>Rather than relying on youkai abilities or magic, she often performs overwhelming physical attacks.
She has the potential but rather goes physical.

Tons of stuff lead to Yuuka being more than just a power house in the physical realm, but sadly some of that is limited to PC-98 and that shit is in limbo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:18:30 2016 No.15795664 File: 215 KB, 600x600, 6767045c52c55b22c104c0a4f25dc321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15684175 She likes them """Master Sparks""" in her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:11:27 2016 No.15795977 >>15795664 Why isn't she a Mother

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:14:43 2016 No.15797040 File: 513 KB, 800x1147, 1469983683082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15795977

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:37:06 2016 No.15798636 >>15684175 youkai are not people

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:44:06 2016 No.15798654

>>15684418
She bullied Reimu until Reimu was so angry that she broke into her home.
Also her lines in MS aren't exactly painting her as pure and innocent maiden either.

>>15687116
>Doesn't she follow up with "I couldn't do that, but I thought it would sound cool" or something?
She says something like "it would be cool if that actually happened", alluding to how her mansion isn't actually a place that dissolves people, but she'd like it to be that way.
She's every bit as dangerous and violent as she seems.

>>15684666
>genocide is just another game, it doesn't make a difference whether it's human or makai residents

>>15787309
No.
She's very polite, at least when she interacts with humans. Ripping someone's limbs off over an accidentally torn leaf is anything but that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:55:12 2016 No.15798697 Yuuka is my favorite 2hu but I can't bear reading secondary shit about her, because it's always "sadist meme yuuka" or "sweet yuuka who would never do anything to anyone" or "isn't actually so tough after all and just wants to be loved Yuuka"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:11:06 2016 No.15798754 File: 156 KB, 700x993, ba93faa3c2bc19db3c5d22d220c582c2ef70273054070f0f326bd313f26339ec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798654 Stuff from the PC-98 days doesn't count. And even so, everyone was edgy back then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:21:46 2016 No.15798790 >>15798754 It clearly does in that case. Yuuka and Reimu both remember LLS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:24:10 2016 No.15798800 File: 81 KB, 450x450, 49361172_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka a kawaii

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:30:36 2016 No.15798832 >>15798697 I like master spark strong Yuuka!

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:34:42 2016 No.15799018
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>>15786421
The thing about broken Touhou abilities is that they're never backed up with enough strength to use them to their utmost. Plenty of Touhous have powers that seem all-encompassing at first, but are quite limited in practice. Even Yukari isn't omnipotent, even if her ability says she should be. Yuuka has a lame ability, but she's so overflowing with sheer power that she could beat almost anyone in a fight, and that's simply the end of it. That fact informs her whole personality.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:10:06 2016 No.15799111

>>15799018
>That fact informs her whole personality.
She's much like Mima in how she should be full of shit, but somehow she can back up everything she says.

>>15786421
I doubt that Yuuka would even shrug, if someone stabbed her a couple times, she has beaten a goddess leagues above Kanako and Suwako without even trying and she also very obviously does not posess any human features other than her shape.

Abilities don't mean anything at all when you don't have the power to back them up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 07:31:56 2016 No.15800266 >>15798800 But she's not. She's a bloodthirsty monster who rivals the strongest youkai in the land

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:19:39 2016 No.15800553 >>15800266 Her outward appearance, they mean. This is true, regardless of what she is beneath that veil of a human body, that Yuuka is cute.

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:32:24 2016 No.15800608

>>15800266
That's just banter.
She never actually hurts anyone who doesn't deserve it. And she's not bloodthirsty, that genocide line was clearly just banter.
Sure, she's a bit of a bully, but who isn't?

Basically, she's like a gensokyo version of the archbishop of banterbury

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:55:55 2016 No.15806367 File: 202 KB, 850x1133, 1465597129675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15800553 >>15800608 Tell that to the six million humans she killed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 18:57:21 2016 No.15806376 >>15806367 now you're just making up shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:25:14 2016 No.15806684 >>15806367 why is this Yuukarin dressed like a pure and honest tengu? is it halloween in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 20:44:31 2016 No.15806767 >>15806684 That's Tengu Yuuka Yuuka comes in many variations and configurations order your new Yuuka today. Just in: >Wizard Yuuka >Christian Yuuka >Spinning Yuuka >Red Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:05:08 2016 No.15806838 File: 668 KB, 723x1024, 1461544235189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806767 Can I has a Yuuka-tan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:17:49 2016 No.15806895 >>15806838 Sleepy Yuuka is unfortunately unavailable at the moment. Please understand

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:37:38 2016 No.15806954

>>15799018

Yukari isn't omnipotent because she deliberately maintains the "barriers" to her limitations. She's someone that has access to the universe's figurative command console, but only ever uses it to cheat at games, as opposed to rewritting the laws of reality at will - most likely because stronger entities would be really unhappy if she did.

Anonymous Wed Sep 7 21:52:55 2016 No.15806984
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Yuuka is one of the strongest Youkai. Possibly the strongest, but having power level arguments for Touhou is ridiculous given the fact of the matter that any real fight between characters comes down to whoever has the drop on the other person, except for Reimu, who has plot armor.

But we're not here to talk about that. We're here to talk about why Yuuka is the pinnacle of womanly virtue. So why do you like Yuuka? I like her Youkai-like nature, and her truly wild nature. She represents, to me, the last bastion of truly untamed wilderness in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:00:50 2016 No.15807006 >Yuuka It's Yuka, you fucking imbeciles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:12:06 2016 No.15807026 >>15807006 Yuca?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:19:48 2016 No.15807038 >>15807026 Yooca

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:35:36 2016 No.15807066 >>15806954 She also used it to make Eirin pee her pants, which was funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 05:53:57 2016 No.15808303 >>15807006 It's Youxiang, tho.

Anonymous Thu Sep 8 06:04:54 2016 No.15808329
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>>15807006
>Mystic Square - 怪綺談.TXT
>幽香（ゆうか）

>Phantasmagoria of Flower View - キャラ設定.txt
>風見　幽香（かざみ　ゆうか）
>Kazami Yuuka

Safe to say, it's Yuuka. Nice try though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 06:07:51 2016 No.15808333 >>15786421 Nice try, but Akyuu is full of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 06:35:50 2016 No.15808389 File: 2.01 MB, 1754x2480, 58873529_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want her to bully me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 8 08:21:56 2016 No.15808668 >>15808333 Nice try yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 13:46:29 2016 No.15814542 File: 83 KB, 800x639, 1447882917332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 13:48:07 2016 No.15814547 File: 305 KB, 566x800, 49361172_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think she can hold a conversation

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 17:51:39 2016 No.15815378 >>15814547 Yes, though as a Youkai what she might consider entertaining and worth talking about and what you would will likely be very different.

Anonymous Sat Sep 10 00:30:01 2016 No.15816989
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Once again, THIS is a true woman!

A truly EMBARRASSED one! Poor Miss Yuuka. Her body is on display, and it couldn't be any more obvious how humiliated she is. Her face is red, she's sweating and shaking, her vagina is tingling as embarrassmentjuice is dripping down her legs... She's so embarrassed, her BUTT is blushing as well as her face!

How embarrassing for poor Miss Yuuka.

Anonymous Sat Sep 10 00:37:04 2016 No.15817026
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Yuuka has some of the sexiest feet of any Touhou, in my opinion!

Big, but not so big that they look mannish. Thick and firm. Very well shaped. Very soft too! She paints her toenails either green or red depending on her mood, which is appealing. And of course, they smell just right!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 01:22:38 2016 No.15817146 File: 19 KB, 800x473, 1386605213340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15816989 Welcome home

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 01:29:01 2016 No.15817159 File: 217 KB, 461x655, No getting out of it!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15817146 Thank you! I love flustered Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 01:46:16 2016 No.15817202 >>15815378 What are hot topics among youkai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 04:54:57 2016 No.15817674 File: 49 KB, 250x250, autism sad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The sunflowers are almost all dead now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 05:45:46 2016 No.15817773 File: 2.16 MB, 2480x1754, yuuka will not back down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15817674 Never.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 08:57:50 2016 No.15818372 File: 245 KB, 3840x2400, 4ea83aa1ef941e2a52f5fae23c8f7ced68b8091fb75e5b970e23ce30be27746b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15817674 That's okay, it just means it's time to move on to the next season.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 09:28:55 2016 No.15818449 >>15766986 What's the relation between 2hu and Killing Floor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 21:47:34 2016 No.15821147 File: 1.12 MB, 1700x2450, 51371834_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuka is hardcore

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 21:54:37 2016 No.15821174 File: 1.12 MB, 1700x2450, 51371834_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuka is hardcore

Anonymous Sat Sep 10 23:36:04 2016 No.15821518

>>15817202
Scary things. They like talking about favorite ways to torment and kill humans, as well as anything in their area of expertise. Yuuka, for example, might be interested in talking about planting methods and the use of human corpses as fertilizer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 11 00:16:16 2016 No.15821619 Is Yuuka really physically strong? She is no doubt have strong magic power bein inventor of master spark and able to create a pocket dimension but is there any proof that she also physically strong too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 11 02:03:55 2016 No.15821960 >>15818449 The first KF had Touhou character mods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 11 02:35:11 2016 No.15822066 >>15684175 Thats my girlfriend dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 11 02:59:06 2016 No.15822118 File: 243 KB, 1074x1517, Yuuka wants to hug me!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting hugged by Yuuka, and feeling her squishy, meaty milkbags press against you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 01:23:22 2016 No.15826721 File: 2.95 MB, 2480x3507, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_shiyuu_eriisago__51347821c9b799cf32cfdb97d4ece6c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:00:58 2016 No.15828905 File: 281 KB, 519x755, 1456292103089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's cha got there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:07:34 2016 No.15828932 File: 2.70 MB, 480x360, 1447536620793.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15774521 Spooky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:16:30 2016 No.15829931 >>15828932 I want Yuuka to just stare at me for hours, thinking of doing lewd things to me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:17:14 2016 No.15831447 >>15828905 So who you killed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:20:16 2016 No.15832162 File: 3 KB, 128x128, GREEN EYE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Yuuka has green eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:28:25 2016 No.15835051 >>15828932 Wh-What is she doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:30:54 2016 No.15836224 >>15832162 Reminder the game is non-canon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:34:18 2016 No.15836233 File: 304 KB, 600x450, 01269cde7529e1457d1833f05dfa008d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836224 reminder that you can go fuck yourself, because Sleepytime Yuuka is the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:56:22 2016 No.15836282 >>15836224 Reminder ZUN said PC-98 is canon as long it doesn't clash with windows lore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 05:05:36 2016 No.15840667 >>15836282 >Reminder ZUN said PC-98 is canon as long it doesn't clash with windows lore. Wouldn't that imply Yuuka did commit those atrocities?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 09:27:11 2016 No.15841203 >>15686703 i would bully her with my dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 14:09:27 2016 No.15842121 >>15840667 Well, yeah. That's the sort of person Yuuka is. The one with the sickest banter in gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 08:04:29 2016 No.15845376 File: 65 KB, 500x485, 1469564750260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15842121 You think she would kill a person for shits and giggles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 08:22:32 2016 No.15845431 >>15845376 She's a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 08:34:17 2016 No.15845487 >>15816989 holy FUCK dude her body is hot. i wanna lick her sweaty underboob

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 08:55:51 2016 No.15845566 >>15845376 No, you can't banter with a corpse She only threatens and cripples people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 13:29:38 2016 No.15846400 >>15845376 That isn't fun though under any definition, unless said person was actively making her life harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 14:16:49 2016 No.15846546 >>15845376 She can't kill anyone due to the rules but she still loves to bully the fuck out of everyone, both humans and youkai fear her. In fact in PoFV Shiki is all like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 16 14:19:39 2016 No.15846559 >>15846546 I think that's more about how Yuuka should be dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 08:58:25 2016 No.15850327 File: 97 KB, 520x600, 1469863795178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15846559 She should be dead. She's a Rapist and a murderer

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 11:28:32 2016 No.15850875 >>15850327 Not as in "derserves being dead", but as in she's far exceeded her natural lifespan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 13:45:41 2016 No.15851313 File: 327 KB, 793x900, Yuuka (25).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806767 Where's Christian Yuuka? I want to marry that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 14:35:45 2016 No.15851466 File: 693 KB, 900x1200, --kazami-yuuka-touhou-drawn-by-mochi-f--b610b9e1873894eda9cf7955e2c6fe18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15806767 You forgot about chinese yuuka

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:02:59 2016 No.15851551 File: 156 KB, 850x1183, yuuka1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15684175 Making strong, healthy half-youkai babies with Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 15:04:05 2016 No.15851555 >>15851551 What would your kids' powers be?

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:28:24 2016 No.15852786
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>>15846546
>>15846559
>>15850327
>>15850875
Here's the transcript in which states she a killer

Yuuka

Although it's perfectly natural,
even the early cherry blossoms are in full bloom.
I'm here anyway, so I might as well enjoy the flowers
before heading back.

???

Purple cherry blossoms bloom flowers of melancholy,
and scatter the petals of memory.
Fallen flowers, after a long time, return to the earth
and once again bloom flowers.
楽園の最高裁判長

Eiki

This is the endless cycle of sins.
Yes, the fate that occurs once every sixty years.

Yuuka

But it's been in full bloom for a while.
The early cherry blossoms.

Eiki

It shows just how many sinners have died.
It makes you wonder what's happening outside.

Yuuka

It doesn't matter.
I just want to rest under these cherry trees
and reminisce about the past.

Eiki

If you rest here, you'll become insane.
No, you might already be a little strange.
Whether it be humans or youkai,
or ghost or fairies,
you've attacked them.
Without much reason, as well.

Yuuka

I was just teasing them.
It's a daily thing.

Eiki

Living is that much of a sin.

Eiki

That's right, you've lived a little too long.

Yuuka

……

...

Eiki

If you continue living on like this, nothing good will come of it.

Yuuka

If you were quiet and listened for a little,
you'd know it was all only fooling around.
Do you think when you're not teased,
you're above everyone else?
Let's make it as clear as black and white who of us is the strongest in Gensokyo!

Eiki

It's my job to discern black and white.
However, I am not of Gensokyo.
Nor am I of this world.
Judgement is done from top to bottom, from left to right,
and must always be completely one-sided!
No matter how you fall, the one who shall be judged to be black or white is you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 06:38:30 2016 No.15853957 >>15852786 >I was just teasing them. >It's a daily thing. See, it's just bantz

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:22:27 2016 No.15855607 >>15851555 They wouldn't have any. /jp/ sperms are so weak that Yuuka's egg has to use up all its extra power just to conceive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:25:57 2016 No.15855629 >>15855607 You've got a point. It'd be a lot easier if Yuuka could breed with me instead of it having to be the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 18 16:53:09 2016 No.15855766 >>15852786 To me it seems like they're talking about Mystic Square, in which Yuuka didn't have much of a reason for tagging along at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:27:44 2016 No.15857584 File: 307 KB, 850x1202, Miss Yuuka!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miss Yuuka wants to see you after class! For sex!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:50:44 2016 No.15857661 >>15857584 That's against the rules.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 01:58:52 2016 No.15857685 >>15857661 Miss Yuuka is sending you to detention if you don't cram your throbbing wiener up her pulsating goo-hole!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 02:06:58 2016 No.15857731 >>15857685 What wiener?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 16:19:02 2016 No.15865107 >>15857731 Something you do not have

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 02:12:22 2016 No.15867172 File: 236 KB, 900x1173, --kazami-yuuka-touhou-drawn-by-wendell--5990888d68be4e95d91020759a7c44fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 02:22:25 2016 No.15867214
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I want Yuuka to awkwardly try to initiate sex with me! She would be VERY horny, and want to fuck me badly, but she wouldn't come out and say it, because she doesn't want to seem slutty! She's also socially awkward, and doesn't want to drop her spaghetti while asking me to sick my penis in her cute vagina!

Eventually, I would straight up ask her if she wants to have sex, and she would get SUPER flustered!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 08:55:21 2016 No.15868278 >>15867214 That doesn't sound anything like Yuuka. Her entire act is based on everyone being terrified of her and her exploiting that fear shamelessly by teasing them constantly.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:50:29 2016 No.15869413
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>>15868278
She's not like that when it comes to dick.

Even the most feminist, independent strong womyn will be reduced to a submissive, shy dork when it comes to penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:52:13 2016 No.15869420 >>15869413 She's not feminist independnt strong womyn She's a monster. She's a living horror story. And she loves banter, the harsher the better

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 15:55:07 2016 No.15869434 >>15869420 Yes, but that's because she's in Gensokyo AKA taco central. All of that would change as soon as a big burly man with his huge penis enters her life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:02:11 2016 No.15869464 >>15869434 No, it wouldn't. Keep your retarded porn fantasies to yourself, if you can't come up with decent ones that don't butcher characterizations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:16:57 2016 No.15869517 >>15869464 All women are submissive to cock, anon. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:18:57 2016 No.15869526 >>15869517 Yes, but here's where you are wrong. Yuuka is not a woman.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 16:21:47 2016 No.15869534
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>>15869526
>Big fatty breasts
>Smelly armpits
>Hairy vagina
>Huge, wide butt and hips
>Lewd feet

Looks like a woman to me~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:07:14 2016 No.15869893 >>15869534 Not everything that looks like a woman actually is a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:12:19 2016 No.15869910 >>15869893 Talking from your own experience I see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:13:53 2016 No.15869918 >>15869910 Yes, looking a little effeminate is awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:18:11 2016 No.15869933 >>15869893 If it has big boogly breasts I can suck the milk from, it's a girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:28:33 2016 No.15869980 >>15684418 She had sex with a man. And he lost to her vagina

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:30:20 2016 No.15869992
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>>15869526
Yuuka has a girlpussy with a cute, fertile girlwomb and if I came inside her, she would become pregnant with my child

Sounds rather female to me
Yuuka even has everything listed in >>15869534
to help entice me into impregnating her fecund body

Yuuka must be a woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:30:58 2016 No.15869998 >>15869992 I might look that way until she feeds you to her flesh-eating sunflowers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:34:03 2016 No.15870011 File: 183 KB, 1074x1517, 052bb7d7a55bf52b05523ebf9e47c51b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15869998 why would she do that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:34:15 2016 No.15870013 >>15869992 You are such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:38:44 2016 No.15870034 >>15870011 Because you kept bothering a human-shaped abomination that has lived for far too long.

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:42:23 2016 No.15870058
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>>15870034
>human-shaped abomination that has lived for far too long
WOW, that's a really mean thing to call Ms. Kazami. She is not an old abomination, she is a dignified lady!
If anything, you'd be the one being killed here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 18:45:37 2016 No.15870073 >>15870058 I don't think you'd call someone who attacks people for no reason and butchers entire civilizations for fun a "dignified lady".

Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:09:47 2016 No.15870144
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>>15869992
>Yuuka has a girlpussy with a cute, fertile girlwomb and if I came inside her, she would become pregnant with my child

Yes!

The most obvious feature of Yuuka is that if you cum inside her, you inseminate her cute egg!

Yuuka is definitely a woman!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 19:16:45 2016 No.15870168 >>15869918 It must occasionally be a pain in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 21:58:12 2016 No.15870743 File: 2 KB, 104x125, 1411589612787.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15870013 I can only imagine him typing all that out with a straight face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:08:46 2016 No.15870775 >>15869992 I just wanted to point out that we have reached the point where we have to specify "girlpussy"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:16:28 2016 No.15870785 Trying to win over Yuuka is like sticking your dick in the entrance hole of a hornet's nest, and expecting honey to come pouring out. That only works with a beehive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 21 22:36:19 2016 No.15870830 >>15870785 It can happen if you try hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 03:10:17 2016 No.15871650 >>15870073 Hey man, wiping out a country or two might now be dignified but you have to admit it's fun.

>>	ANON X Thu Sep 22 03:33:40 2016 No.15871726 >>15851551 she sure is the living embodiment of the road sign "Dangerous Curves" now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 14:27:45 2016 No.15873396 >>15871650 Only if you're 50 stories tall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 14:29:08 2016 No.15873401 >>15873396 How do you know she hasn't shed her 50' tall previous shape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 14:40:26 2016 No.15873441 >>15873401 I want to see a 50-story tall Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 17:49:54 2016 No.15874078 >>15873441 No, you don't. That probably implies your town is about to get fucking ate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 07:09:46 2016 No.15876241 >>15869992 >Girl pussy What did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 23 09:19:15 2016 No.15876562 File: 347 KB, 700x1000, Yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15873441 She'll carry you around in her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 01:51:18 2016 No.15879751 File: 157 KB, 700x980, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_suichuu_hanabi__7f9566c6065e00be6e013fb61f3c88eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 09:12:08 2016 No.15880707 >>15879751 Evil

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 09:16:00 2016 No.15880714 File: 482 KB, 1000x1414, 3501f0f27454d8b2a523def219f4dc09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15880707 does this look like the face of mercy?

>>	ANON X Sat Sep 24 09:19:05 2016 No.15880726 >>15880714 Yes; Mercy Hospital perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 24 09:20:24 2016 No.15880730 >>15880726 mercy killing more like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 08:19:42 2016 No.15884410 >>15880714 What's she planning

>>	ANON X Sun Sep 25 11:55:51 2016 No.15885004 >>15884410 She's going to take a leaf out of Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways To Cleave Your Lover"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 11:59:32 2016 No.15885011 >>15884410 Your wedding day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 12:09:21 2016 No.15885035 >>15884410 genocide

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:36:02 2016 No.15887232 File: 1.89 MB, 1240x1753, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_flask_pandora__fde38821ff78b2313ef4579450086952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is my wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 01:32:18 2016 No.15887351 File: 30 KB, 885x514, 1457317384374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love yuuka

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 02:01:09 2016 No.15887430 >>15887351 She's taller than you, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 02:22:30 2016 No.15887529 File: 96 KB, 896x716, 1316403809309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15887430 So?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 02:30:36 2016 No.15887549 >>15887430 She's turned on by it! She LOVES the fact that I'm eye-level with her big milky tits! I'm always at risk for having my head suddenly smothered in Yuuka's paizuri pillows!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 02:32:16 2016 No.15887555 File: 376 KB, 1100x1100, 1328844801902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15887549 Wow, Yuuka is amazing!!

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 02:39:33 2016 No.15887584

>>15887555
Seriously, I'm always at risk of Yuuka grabbing my head and rubbing it in her huge milky chest! It's so embarrassing when she does it in a grocery store or something, since she laughs loudly while doing it!

You don't know what it's like to be in a long line, go to reach for your wallet to pay the cashier, and then have your innocent face molested my Yuuka's fatty dairybags!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 01:54:14 2016 No.15891383 >>15887430 Is that bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:30:53 2016 No.15891467 File: 31 KB, 885x514, 1474957853738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15887351

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:33:00 2016 No.15891472 File: 34 KB, 885x514, me and yuuka 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15891467 Good thing I made another version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:42:59 2016 No.15891486 File: 35 KB, 885x514, 1474958579286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15891472

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:53:26 2016 No.15891499 File: 50 KB, 1824x1152, wht.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15891486

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 02:55:07 2016 No.15891504 >>15891499 That's what you get for being shorter than her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:06:19 2016 No.15891527 >>15891486 Dont fuck yuuka on her period

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:12:12 2016 No.15891540 File: 23 KB, 789x502, i love yuuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15891504 but I love Yuuka THIS much

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:19:25 2016 No.15891551 File: 26 KB, 885x514, better version.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15891540 better version

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:21:17 2016 No.15891554 >>15891551 At least make those fingers 5.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:24:30 2016 No.15891560 File: 767 KB, 1152x864, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15891554 >he doesn't like courage the cowardly dog hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:27:10 2016 No.15891564 >>15891560 Yuuka's lover has dick hands. Heh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 03:30:52 2016 No.15891569 >>15891564 She could chop them off and replace them with new hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 04:23:18 2016 No.15891629 >>15684665 Yuuka would be the kind of person to waltz around her property in the nude. Until a couple mexicans trespassing on her property call the cops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 05:20:34 2016 No.15891737 >>15807026 The Beasts of Yuuka Flats

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 08:18:01 2016 No.15892078 File: 130 KB, 600x800, 2846646_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol my vague 2 months old thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 09:15:59 2016 No.15892216 File: 26 KB, 885x514, big habd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15891554 fixed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:00:48 2016 No.15892464 >>15892216 tity grab

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 11:09:19 2016 No.15892478 >>15892464 i try the best i can to draw myself and my wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 12:46:55 2016 No.15892782 >>15891540 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 20:11:36 2016 No.15894321 File: 27 KB, 885x514, better version.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I added the plaid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:08:40 2016 No.15895438 >>15894321 >added the plaid >but un-fixed the fingers the hell m8

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:12:04 2016 No.15895451 >>15895438 He was born that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 03:28:19 2016 No.15895487 File: 614 KB, 810x1171, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_hydrant_kasozama__e4df5f0ca3c526aaf3c96b0de4703cf7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15887549 >>15887584 A living hell, how do you ever survive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 07:16:42 2016 No.15895713 >>15895487 God damn, I want to get lost between those. I want her to bury me between them and never let me free!

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 15:58:43 2016 No.15897780

Yuuka is strong as hell, but Yukari is definitely more powerful. According to Zun, there are only 3 characters who can beat Yukari if she's serious: Yama (who is stronger than all of Gensokyo put together) and the two top Lunarians. Then again, the Lunarians beat Yukari when she was a lot younger, and youkai become stronger with age. Yukari wasn't serious the second time she fought the Lunarians, as she just wanted to buy time while the 2hus stole her sake. So it really is up in arms as to just how powerful Yukari really is. Better believe she is nobody to fuck with, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:04:59 2016 No.15897813 >>15897780 You forgot Welcome ️ Hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 16:07:52 2016 No.15897825 File: 301 KB, 708x1000, 1333055089978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone please help, I absolutely MUST shoot my hot, sticky, saved up cum all over Yuuka's big, fat boobs

Anonymous Wed Sep 28 17:09:21 2016 No.15898068

>>15897780
Yuuka isn't really so much about being strong, only stronger than you are.
It's that she's terrifying, because she is not a person. She doesn't act like a person. You can't talk to her, you can't reason with her, because all you're gonna get is either polite dismissal or a smug reply designed to provoke you into attacking her, when you know exactly that you cannot take her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 28 19:42:40 2016 No.15898805 >>15887584 >>15887549 y u do dis

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 00:43:52 2016 No.15899757 File: 27 KB, 885x524, new hand.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15895438

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 01:50:13 2016 No.15899960 File: 425 KB, 900x738, 1471063951395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15897825 There's quite a lot of good Paizyuuka stuff on exhentai...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 01:51:07 2016 No.15899962 File: 157 KB, 460x600, 0a488e213d1544a7d3271930252a764f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 01:54:34 2016 No.15899971 File: 22 KB, 789x524, me and my wife 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-what do you think she wants to tell me? Or SHOW me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 01:59:56 2016 No.15899981 File: 552 KB, 742x990, 2cdb4e4008f82d7167fc2eed5d642f38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 18:21:39 2016 No.15902755 >>15899960 She's sleeping! I don't want to rape Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 29 18:26:52 2016 No.15902769 >>15902755 She's pretending to be asleep so you can fulfill your fantasy. That's just how loving Yuuka really is!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 30 18:25:51 2016 No.15907132 >>15902769 Lies

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