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How would YOU react?

>> No.15637050

Kiss her on the lips!
With my mouth!!

>> No.15637061

Push her back through. I can barely take care of myself.

>> No.15637066

>>15637039
This strongly depends on whether I'm pulling her or she's pulling me.

>> No.15637068

mating press the miku

>> No.15637073

1. Shit my pants
2. turn off the screen quickly because I do not like Vocaloid
3. clean up myself and my room
4. go buy an actual PC and throw that craptop in the trash

>> No.15637086

>>15637039
Contemplate my existence.
Out of all the Japanese anime girls that could come out of screen why did it have to be a vocaloid.
Horrible, just terrible.

>> No.15637100

My heart belongs to another but I'd chill with her

>> No.15637534
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>> No.15639679

Cum.

>> No.15639686

I plead with her to pull me in. 2D > 3D.

>> No.15639775

Ask her where the fuck my pizza is.

>> No.15641704

>>15637039
i'll shit myself

>> No.15641711

tell her to waot a bit before coming out of the screen, let me draw a wallet full of money or something

>> No.15641726

"Nonono no no, oh shit, don't come in here"

>> No.15641795

Contemplate what I'll do for the next three days before my death.

>> No.15641841
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>>15637039

>> No.15641896
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>>15637039
If they were the Kagamine Twins, I would be SO done for.

>> No.15641924

>>15637039
Rush to the bathroom and grab my risperidone since I obviously forgot to take them that morning.

>> No.15641967

>>15637039
Push her back in, erase her, and start drawing my waifu instead in the hopes that I can pull her out or she can pull me in.

>> No.15641994
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>>15637039
Obviously freak out then call an exorcist

>> No.15642005
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>> No.15642009

>>15637039
Pull her out and throw her out of the way
quickly jump into the screen

WOOHOO WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD WIDE web

>> No.15642010

>>15637534
Exactly what I thought of when I saw the OP pic. Gotta love GTN.

>> No.15642341

With gunfire.

>> No.15642370

>>15641967
dude, bird in the hand.

bird in the fucking hand

>> No.15642750

>>15642370
A Miku in the hand is worth absolutely nothing.

>> No.15642794

>>15642750
Sell her and draw another

Get rich and with a harem!

>> No.15643842

>>15642750
>>15642794
To kill the goose that lays the golden egg

>> No.15643934

>>15637039
Propably put my penis in her or something

>> No.15644015

>>15637039
If you turn off the monitor while she is sticking out is she cut in half?

>> No.15644173

>>15637039

Shrug.

Not the most surreal to happen.

>> No.15644249

>>15644015

>>15637534

>> No.15644263

>>15637534
This artist is the worst thing ever and I hope he dies (not really) if he does not stop drawing these terrible comics

>> No.15644288

>>15644249
Oh good, someone had thought of it before I did.

>> No.15644460

I want to save the Miku from your bullying.

>> No.15644715

>>15637039
Sing "Take On Me" probably.

>> No.15644722

>>15644263
Seeing how mad you are I say he did a good job.

>> No.15644754

>>15637039
Probably i would be so scared that I would punch it in the face reflexively

Although you probably weren't looking for a realistic answer

>> No.15645590

>>15637039
panic because something's coming out of my fucking screen
which turns to disappointment that she won't fit through this 11in laptop display

would be ace if I had my TV plugged in as a second monitor and she came through that though
I'd take her to meet my girlfriend, who's a massive Vocaloid fan.

>> No.15645608

Imagine the other side. Her ass is totally defenseless in that moment. What if someone is "using" it while she holds hands with you?

>> No.15645673 [DELETED] 

>>15645608

Cuck

>> No.15645779

>>15637534
Why the hell he would do that?
Chances were she had magical power and she didn't seem evil.

>> No.15645790

>>15644263
I think his art had quite the effect on you.

>> No.15645795

>>15642009
>get to invade all the fucking websites with probably no repercussion
>get all animu girls
>hack into mmos and play all the time without paying

>die when shit hits the fan and all electricy and internet goes out

Worth a shot.

>> No.15645803

First I would take her out.

Then I would throw my small computer case into the monitor, just to see what happens.

>> No.15648261

>>15637073
>>15637086
What's wrong with vocaloid?

>> No.15648342

>>15637039
shove her the fuck into the monitor again.

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>>15637039
I would be okay with this. Now if I could exchange it for a wokada miku I would be ecstatic.

>> No.15648690

>>15645795
>die when shit hits the fan and all electricy and internet goes out

Once you go inside www you're transported to a huge space.
Your electricity and internet dying would just close the door to your way back.

>> No.15648921

fucking kill myself

>> No.15650262

>>15637039
Wonder how I'm going to fit through a tiny ass laptop monitor if she's pulling me in.

>> No.15650433

>>15637039
She has a really small hand.

Aside from that, ask her to leave and bring Yukarin or Akane instead.

>> No.15650443

Fuck her right in the pussy!

>> No.15650473

I would muster up all my willpower in vain attempt to not eat her and have green shit.

>> No.15650563

>>15650443
kek

>> No.15650676

>>15644715
underrated post

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>>15637039
What if its the other way around? the thing pulling me inside

>> No.15651955

>>15651891
I wouldn't mind if the hag pulled me in.

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>>15651955
I don't know what hag you're talking about, but I wouldn't mind either if the lovely young maiden invited me through the screen.

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>>15652003
Probably the same hag that abducts outsiders to serve as youkai food in lieu of Gensokyo's villagers.

>> No.15659938

>>15637039
I'd probably scream because that's fucking terrifying.

>> No.15659962
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>>15637039
eh,i dont like miku. it would be better if it was pic related

>> No.15663692

Let's say thus does happen. How do you navigate the legal and practical issues? She can't work, isn't documented, you can't get married.

>> No.15664132

>>15663692
You don't need the govt. to get married.

>> No.15664245

>>15637050
fpbp

Anything that doesn't have to do with kissing is wrong.

I would immediately give her a big smooch.

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>>15664245
>fpbp

>> No.15665333

>>15663692
She could make money other ways.

I mean, you wouldn't expect Miku to work as a cashier or something right? She's literally Miku.

People pay to watch a hologram perform, people pay to watch normal women stream. People would pay out the ass to watch Miku stream and once she gets a big enough fanbase she could easily start selling cds.

as for documents, governments usually don't give a fuck as long as you be a good guy and pay your taxes. there's illegals everywhere now with all the mudslime refugees and in america all the mexicans.

If you really wanted to you could just buy fakes, no one gives a fuck. there have been people that's gotten healthcare using fake ids.

>> No.15666523

>>15637061
>>15639686
>>15641726
>>15644715
One or some of these.

>> No.15670712

>>15637039
I can't deal with this shit. I'd only let her through if she's my waifu. Anybody else gets the boot.

>> No.15683833

>>15651891
Yukari taking me to gensokyo? Would allow it. Harem Time, After getting immortality from Remi or Flan.

>> No.15683838

>>15652133
She abducts outsiders for food? Well shit.

>> No.15691124

>>15645795
>Stumble upon simple anti-virus program.

Dead end for you, matey.

>> No.15693559

>>15637039
You mean...
like me, since I wish I could bring to live a sexy anime loli, with lewd intentions towards her. But in the end she reveals to be very strong and dominates me.

>> No.15694191

>>15637039
Be disappointed since it's just Miku, but oh well I'm still going to lose my virginity on her.

>> No.15694209

>>15648261
It's just a voice synthetizer, what's so good about it? If it weren't for the mascots nobody would care.

>> No.15694645

>>15637039
O.O
Fuck
YES!

>> No.15694657

>>15694645
Don't ever let anyone take away that enthusiasm and enjoyment.

>> No.15703422

>>15694645
>Emoticons
You...just keep doing your thing, anon. I'm glad for you.

Since her tits are out, I'd just ask for paizuri, and then she can go back into the screen.

>> No.15705246

>>15691124
Would walk away, just like in roguelikes.

>> No.15705821

>>15637039
beat the shit out of her
impregnate her with at least two offspring
leave
never pay child support

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>>15637039
I keep a hammer next to my computer for instances like these.

Just in case.

>> No.15707315

>>15637039
Push her back in slowly, whispering "IA is superior" into her ear.

>> No.15707348

>>15659962
Sure. If u like being cock-blocked by a skimpy outfit.

>> No.15707404

>>15707315
Exquisite taste.

>> No.15707625

>>15705246
Thanks for reminding me of this game.
<span class="sjis"> rogue-clone: Version III. (Tim Stoehr was here), tektronix!zeus!tims [/spoiler]

>> No.15707644

>>15637039
Realistically, probably shit my pants in a panic.

Not realistically, pull her through, then alternate between sexually tormenting her and performing experiments on her.

>> No.15709292

>>15637039
Remind myself that the phone call I answered 7 days ago wasn't bullshitting

>> No.15720511

Tears of joy

>> No.15722296

>>15637039
I'd be surprised at first. Then I'd try to confirm as best as possible that it actually happened and that it's real. Then I'd rejoice. Even if it leads to a horrible fate or death or something, I'll be happy in the knowledge that reality isn't as boring and dull as I've experienced my whole life, and that I'll at least die in an interesting way. But of course I'd experiment and try to take advantage of the situation as best as possible. I'll science the shit out of it, perhaps it even has something to do with VR, which I specialize in.

>> No.15723255

>>15637039
Screaming as fuck

>> No.15723280

>>15642009
*information superhighway

>> No.15732966

>>15637039
Pizza girl

>> No.15732981

remove pants with lightning speed and say "we both know what you are here for"

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After listening to Glass Wall a bunch of times, if it was only for one day I think I'd kill myself afterwards.

>> No.15740959

Refuse to engage, step away from my computer, and do my meds for the day because I obviously forgot again.

>> No.15740982

>>15740959

Good goy.

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