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>> No.15634474


>> No.15634479

Why would anyone like his old faces? They were fucking terrible

>> No.15634483
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Gorgeous, mate.

>> No.15634486

Was just about to post one with the same image.
Some guy in the last thread was whining about preferring his old ones, probably bait.

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Since OP didnt link the previous thread


They werent as bad as your making it sound

>> No.15634491

Whoops must have accidently checked Spoiler

>> No.15634493
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Who's gonna win the meido war?

>> No.15634497

Shoggs are evil and the people who like them are too.

>> No.15634500

Again, another sweeping generalisation with no actual point to back it up. It's the kind of claim a weeb with no actual artistic knowledge would make.
Changing from drawing an actual nose to drawing two strokes with a bit of shading isn't improvement. It's regression for the sake of appeasing a handful of people in this thread.

Just take a look at this:
Number 1 is the ideal, where you could probably say the shading on number 2 is a bit much, and number 3 is the anime nose. It clashes way too much with the rest of the face, and looks purely unnatural.

The issue with Barb in the past was never with the nose. It was with plasticity and flexibility of the faces, and how because they were only drawn in the "sexy, eyes half-closed, mouth half-open" way, they lost out on a lot of expressive range.

>> No.15634501

How rude!

>> No.15634505
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His new ones are better, although I think they're still a little on the nose.

> t. person who's never drawn anything

>> No.15634506

I don't really care, I'm all for misstresses.

>Number 1 is the ideal
For you

>> No.15634507

This. Complaints about them were the number one criticism of his work back then. It's why he does the new faces now. And the new ones are much better.

>> No.15634509
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> dislike Kikis and Shogs
Hopefully it's pyrrhic for whoever wins

>> No.15634510

I want this made into a stained glass window for my house.

>> No.15634511

Hug your local Yuki-onna today to keep winter away

>> No.15634512

Fuck no. Overshading was also a big problem of his that he's learned to dial back on. It's a good thing. Greater complexity doesn't equal better.

>> No.15634513

But I like winter. And winter is coming.

>> No.15634518
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I would like more info on monster weaponry, I would like there to be more than just cursed swords and demon realm silver

>> No.15634520

Try mithril.

>> No.15634523

Demonic silver is just slang for any steel weapon that's been infused with a fuckton of mamano mana. And it only cuts mana so is nonlethal. Which is the same as cursed swords because they operate on the same principle. They just happen to also be possessed on top of everything else.

It's KC land. What were you expecting, mamanobama not to be the solution? Monsters to actually spill blood on purpose? You should know better.

>> No.15634524

So is she if you hug her just right

>> No.15634526
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I would like less worldbuilding bullshit that is generally poorly received anyway MAMONOBAMA, and to just go back to a time when a wandering scholar wrote down how sexy monsters wanted to rape me.

>> No.15634528

So, say why you think Number 2 or 3 are better.
I've already said why 1 is better than 3 in terms of actual artistic skill and looking like it fits his faces and drawing style, and how number 3 is just a drawing safe spot for weebs which won't bring about any actual improvement.

>Overshading was also a big problem of his that he's learned to dial back on
Which is why that example 2 on his page doesn't work. The shading stretches too far, and the style is a compromise between types 1 and 3.
Barb's style is pretty shadow-heavy anyway, just look at the OP image.
And the issue here is with oversimplification to the point where it's pretty much the only feature that clashes, especially when you consider the individuals and styles who've influenced Barb's own art.

If he were to take what he's learnt and how he's improved now, and get out of the anime nose rut to drawing something which actually fits on his faces, you'd find that it works perfectly, especially now that he's addressed the other, actual issues which were levelled at him a while ago.

>> No.15634530

I would hope they are not at war, but more a friendly rivalry. Can't have the staff tearing the place up.

>urge to buy books intensifies.

>> No.15634533
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I don't think his old faces were bad on a fundamental level, for example picture related is good. The current style is better though.

Generally anime style art is superior at decipting cuteness and/or sexiness.
Western style emulates reality, and reality tends to be ugly.
Anime style emulates ideals.

>> No.15634535

Mini milky Minotaurs!

>> No.15634541

I just found it interesting to look into is all

>> No.15634543

Not just that, you can't use an anime style eyes and skull then a normal nose. It winds up looking like that berry-shaped abomination in your example. For a normal nose to work, he'd have to completely revise the proportions of the heads he draws. As it is, the anime nose fits best. Maybe he does it a bit too pointed, but he could easily round the tip. Adding full nostrils and rostrum shading is just asking for disaster though, which is what floors me as it's what the one guy is saying.

>> No.15634544

This Lich must have a grand ass.

>> No.15634545

It ends in peace between the two when they realize they could unite under the same goal:

Love for their master.

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This is pretty damn cool.
Also, Barbs artwork has made me develop an appreciation for Shogs that I never knew I had before.

>> No.15634553

Well you could always headcannon it
like what the Ilothe did with cyclops forging methods.

Though it does make me think about the salamander swords.

>> No.15634554

>They could unite
Yeah, Shoggoths do that all the time.

Remeber kids, one paladin a day keeps the shogg away.

>> No.15634557

KC childproofed everything in his world. The days of danger and the occasional sharp edge are gone. You need to get outside MGE if you want that sort of thing.

Though I did remember that there are some special effect weapons like cupid's arrows, but that sort of thing is from the other gods, not the DL.

>> No.15634558

>the teamwork is canon

>> No.15634561

>not picking up on the mirrored contrast of opposite sides

Anon, plz

>> No.15634564

"Abomination" is a stretch. Your argument might hold true for a flat anime drawing, with single tones for skin and so on, but with's Barb's depth-heavy drawings, something like a round nose isn't an issue.

>> No.15634565

Still not worth putting up with all the religious bullshit, and having someone constantly riding your ass over not having 'accepted The Order as your personal savior'

>> No.15634571

That's reading a little far into it. They can be anything we need them to be.

>> No.15634574

>It's regression for the sake of appeasing a handful of people in this thread
It's pleasing people who actually like the anime art style, which is most people into MGE. Tumblr is an awful representation of that.

Fun fact, this thread was far from the only place complaining about the old style. Even /monster/ and wikifags didn't like it.

>> No.15634575

Wrong, because the depth accentuates it far too much. That's why people disliked it in the first place. YOUR argument would hold more true with a flatter depiction.

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Please, do tell me more about your shit taste

>> No.15634580

>That single vote

>> No.15634581

So, one thing I don't get about the ending to Hellsing is - is Alucard basically a god now? Schrodinger's vampire? And to make this more than tangentially related, would you be okay with living inside of you waifu? Inside her shadow and mind, popping in and out of reality when you will? With her 24/7? What girl could even make that a possibility? I'm thinking Cheshire, if she makes the mind bendery internal and not external, lilim because mary sue and perhaps shoggoth if she integrates you into herself.

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Alucard be like Alucard do, I dunno. Living within the waifu wouldn't be too bad, not if she was Seras.
How does sex work though?

>> No.15634590

>YOUR argument would hold more true with a flatter depiction.
So you're saying a more depth focused nose would look better with a flatter look? But that's going in the complete opposite direction to the logic established here.

>> No.15634592

Have you tried not being a heretic

>> No.15634593

Alucard isn't a god, consuming schrodinger just made him a bit more immortal.

>> No.15634594

Calling the teamwork canon when shoggs are eldritch assimilation machines is reading too much into it, especially when that assertion is based on an item with a light/dark reverse facing motif that is classic conflicting sides. It's the way you would do it with an angel/demon setup or anything similar.

>> No.15634596

Well, it wouldn't be a proper thread without everyone going on about their shit taste.

I've had to put up with devout hypocritical holy rollers all my life. Like the world feels I shouldn't go a single day without someone shoving their beliefs down my throat. And if I say anything about it, I'm the bad guy here. ANYTHING is better than having to put up with these pompous bastards, even a lifetime in the matango fields.

>> No.15634597

>It's the guy that made the poll because he still doesn't get he's the only one who likes the old bad faces
I'm dying over here.

>> No.15634601

An angel comes down from heaven.
Says she has a mission from God to you, and in completing it you will be given 3 wishes.
The only catch is said Angel will accompany you and judge your actions to make sure you are dutiful.
Also fucking her makes you lose the deal entirely and she's got quite the chest and rear
Do you do it?

>> No.15634603

But he can hardly be called a vampire anymore. Vampiric yeah, but. "I am because I am" is a pretty big game changer on the immortal scale.

Well, I kind of figure you could leave and enter at will. But for the sake of argument, I guess you could literally mindfuck her. Create a small imitation of a bedroom and drag her consciousness to it for some sexings.

>> No.15634604

So basically like Shinobu from the Monogatari series?

I wouldn't mind living in the Shadow of a Wight like that.

>> No.15634607

Depends on what this mission

>> No.15634608

Seems like too much work.

>> No.15634612

Depends on the mission

>> No.15634613

I'm not the one who made the Strawpoll.
If I did, I wouldn't have made it a choice between "old face" and "new face", because that was never the point I was making.

>> No.15634614

I'm saying a more complex nose looks worse with a deeper style than a flat one because you can't hide the geometry when there are heavy shadows. It's the elephant skin effect. The more contrast you throw on higher detail of a non-naturally-proportioned design, the more uncanny valley it appears. Rounded nose+heavy shading=bad juju.

>> No.15634616

Wear in the profile does it say shogs are like that? It actually says the opposite, which is that they escaped their eldricht masters, and have caring personalities. The transformation they perform on you over time doesn't change anything except your insides, and practically makes you invulnerable.

>> No.15634620

I'm sorry, but I don't believe in God. Maybe winged woman should go help the needy instead of bugging me?

>> No.15634623

I've something important to say

I love Jabberwock

That's all.

>> No.15634624

Kill the Demon Lord who has 5 Forms that you must defeat in 1 go.

>> No.15634625

Are you a beamish boy?

>> No.15634628

>doesn't change anything but your insides
No, it changes all of you, just like all the other chaos girls.

>Mindflayer husband becomes Sadsquid
>Wendigo husband becomes Grimace from McDonalds
>Shoggoth husband becomes Slimedude

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>The transformation they perform on you over time doesn't change anything except your insides
This is not the kind of sentence to inspire confidence

>> No.15634632


>Sending a guy who has no combat experience to fight the demon lord


>> No.15634635

Maybe the assumption is that the journey will MAKE A MAAAAAN~

>> No.15634636

Why would I want to kill the leader of the good faction?

>> No.15634637

It litterally says it makes no cosmetic changes, litterally

Order propoganda please go and stay go

>> No.15634640

Why would God want me to fight the demon lord? All she's doing is bringing peace.

G-man is all about the peace, outside of the occasional smiting.

I bet this is the Chief God's work!

Time to capture and lovingly mind break an angel!

>> No.15634643

>G-man is all about the peace
This is patently false, Yahweh was the Semitic god of war.

>> No.15634645

>You're still all slime
>"It doesn't count because it's not a cosmetic change"
Come on now. Even echidnas and half a dozen other monstergirls can fake being human women. Doesn't change what they are.

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>It litterally says it makes no cosmetic changes, litterally
That's what I'm complaining about.
Cosmetic changes, while not great, are substantially better than NONCOSMETIC changes.

>> No.15634656

Liches always do.

>> No.15634661

So you want to be a monsterboy.

>> No.15634663

Yeah, occasional smiting.

Folks don't remember all the times you help them in little ways, the only remember you flooding the world or blowing up cities because people were being idiots.

The big guy really mellowed out after having a kid

>> No.15634665

Please, read the profile before making generalizations. Your looks and mind don't change while being with a Shoggoth, only your physiology, and for the better I might add.

Seriously, read.

>> No.15634668

Not him but you're a monsterboy either way.

>> No.15634671

>Live in Monster Girl World
>Have no Combat experience.
Do you want to be raped by any ol Monster Girl

>> No.15634672

Googling this elephant skin effect doesn't bring anything up, so you might want to post an example of what you mean.

Of course, in this instance the fact that the anime nose is so mismatched to the rest of the face itself throws a huge amount of visual contrast with it. It's uncanny in its own right.
Though you might have another point. Maybe it is a problem that Barb's taking too many cues from anime drawings and their shortcoming, and it's dragging him down as a result.

>> No.15634673

... you do know what "cosmetic" means, right?

>> No.15634675
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I'm already wondering how the Demon Lord is if she's Druella/Alleurd's mother.

Happy go lucky airhead that embarrasses her daughter 24/7, which is partly why Druella has to go incognito nowadays?

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Wide hips, thick thighs, and plump rears are a good trait for a species to have.
I even suppose that Cheshires also have these traits.

>> No.15634679

Whatever faggots. Enjoy being wrapped around a telegraph pole in a car accident, and leaving your wife alone and destitute.

>> No.15634683


Even if I did have combat experience I doubt it'd be enough to beat the DL

>> No.15634684

No you aren't.

>> No.15634685
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>flooding the world and killing all the little kittens is okay because you helped the one guy find his car keys in 'murrica
This is why I don't worship the Abrahamic God. Complete detachment from humanity. Gimme a nice fluffy god any day.

>> No.15634697

You're the one that needs to read it. Becoming a literal 100% walking slime with no real bones or brain or organs left is a complete assimilation whether you still look like the old you or not.

>for the better
Completely subjective, and I'd bet good money most people would rather not have to wonder if their complete slime body means that they might even just be a fake or a replacement for the guy that got assimilated.

>> No.15634701

>mellowed out
Hell was only invented after he had a kid, if anything he got infinitely worse. Infinitely in a literal sense, too.

>> No.15634703

A God, by definition, is infallible and wouldn't require any worship anyway. Just go crazy.

>> No.15634705

Perfect for groping and unenthusiastic "kyaah"s.

>> No.15634712

Yes you are. Looking human and being human are two totally different things. You seriously can't argue that something like a lich is still human. Being made out of slime certainly kicks you out of the human category.

>> No.15634717

>A God, by definition, is infallible
That's just a dumb statement. Plenty of gods are fallible.

>> No.15634721

Ammy for God-Queen of the planet.

>> No.15634726

Not abrahamic God.

>> No.15634727

>Being made out of slime certainly kicks you out of the human category
I'm not talking about the exceptions from those three profiles, I'm talking about the normal incubi.

>> No.15634729

I'm starting to get the vibe that you just hate things, and therefore any reason I type at you goes in one ear and out the other. Therefore, we are done. Enjoy your lawful good dickings from the senior Paladin, you salty choir boy.

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Then how was it that in the book of Genesis he came to feel regret over ever creating man? How could he feel regret if he was infallible? My fedora is quite impressive, don't even try.

>> No.15634740

This. The term god denotes a certain degree of supernatural influence, nothing more.

Now, the Big Man of Abraham separates himself from the pack by calling himself the Living God and implying that all others are just lifeless wood and stone. That's where all the infallable and omnipotent and other stuff comes from.

>> No.15634743

I think the proper noun indicated a monotheistic God. Which are inherently infallible, infinitely powerful and infinitely corrupt.

>> No.15634754

>infinitely corrupt

Lucifer pls go

>> No.15634756

>I'm starting to get the vibe that you just hate things, and therefore any reason I type at you goes in one ear and out the other.
No, you're just too stupid to realize that you have no argument. The profile states you become slime. That's a fact. It's not a small or irrelevant change. It's a complete morphing of physiology to something completely different.

>> No.15634757

Because he's God.

>> No.15634763

Would a 7ft. tall muscleLich generate more moans due to having an even bigger ass?

>> No.15634769

You really grind my gears.

>> No.15634775

I'm talking about the concept of a real God by definition. A fifth dimensional being so wildly incomprehensible, that they are everywhere, at every time, through all possibilities. The ultimate energy that ends and begins the universe for infinity.

Human religion has nothing to do with this. Pretty sure that sort of being doesn't care if you dress up once a week for a hand holding ceremony.

>> No.15634778

I will give a solder beetle roller skates

>> No.15634781

>A fifth dimensional being so wildly incomprehensible, that they are everywhere, at every time, through all possibilities.
So, Alucard.

>> No.15634783

>I'm talking about the concept of a real God by definition
This is not a coherent sentence.
>A fifth dimensional being
That's it, I'm moving to Wurm Island.

>> No.15634784

Normal incubi are still technically monsterized humans in the same way a monsterized elf is different from regular elf. Even the world guide says only the technicality of them still having spirit energy keeps the author from classing them as straight monster. He also says that the Order ignores this technicality.

They're not really monsterboys in the old school way. They're the other half of the 3rd race.

But they're not human.

>> No.15634787

What are you even doing here? You just keep going on about hating anime and weebs like a goon.

>> No.15634788

Normal skates or shit that allows them to move like a Tachikoma?

>> No.15634791

Considering the very concept of a god has always been defined by human religion going back to the neolithic, I'm pretty sure it does.

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>> No.15634797

Lucy pls show some legs.

>> No.15634798

You sound like you need a snickers

Strongfat ones make the loudest moans

>> No.15634809

>Soldier beetles/arachne type monsters with tachikoma movement
Weird fearboner you've given me.

>> No.15634810

You don't even know how far the rabbit hole goes


>> No.15634812

World guide also says they're still humans but infused with DE.

What's the difference between them and a wizard, when both look like a human, and both have magical habilities?

>> No.15634818

I've seen this already, and I think it's absolute balderdash. There's none of this on Wurm Island. There's just sex and that Crash Bandicoot music.

>> No.15634838

Not at all, but if you want to feel hated, go ahead.
I've been talking about how the anime style isn't the perfect be-all end-all infallible method for drawing, and how a lot of people are making huge generalisations or outright incorrect statements to try and defend it, because they haven't had enough wide exposure to art outside their worldview, which prove points that go against their arguments.

>> No.15634847

The DE is the difference, just like it is between a regular pre-DL monster and a monstergirl.

Incubi turn any uncorrupted monster or human girl they fuck into a monstergirl and will only father daughters. And are altered by the specific energy that corrupted them in certain ways. This might be absolutely nothing if it was a succubus, or being flameproof because of a lava golem, or going full squidward because of a mindflayer.

Just as monstergirls were the death of regular monsters, incubi are the death of humankind. It's the whole plan, to turn two completely separate factions into one.

>> No.15634871

>you will never smear habanero chili paste on your daughteru's genitals

>> No.15634874

Of course not, that stuff's too good to waste.

>> No.15634876

Fucking why?

>> No.15634887

As a victim of the toothpaste incident, dam right I wont.

>> No.15634895

Not him but plenty of us have art experience and know art history and various styles. Doesn't change the fact that you're arguing so vehemently against anime-style fanart of an anime-style source. It's plain silly. Barb's original problem was he tried to do this weird hybrid style between a soft heavy shaded almost impressionist source and a more traditional anime design. It's like putting a 3d model under really strange lightray render settings and comparing it to cell-shaded. Just strange. Technically skilled, but strange.

So it was clear he had to lean one way or the other eventually. We get that you're upset it was toward anime. But it also has to be evident why you are a minority in thinking that when you consider the subject matter.

>> No.15634909

While we're artist bitching, I wish Loen would return to realistic proportions.

>> No.15634912

His hips have gotten a little crazy, but I think he's just experimenting and feeling things out.

>> No.15634923

His heads being tiny bothers me at times.

>> No.15634926
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I'm going to be going through Batman the Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, and Justice League.
I need a girl who'd be willing to sit through it all.

>> No.15634930

He needs to add defined thigh gaps and draw big titties nore often.

>> No.15634932

We can only hope. Real thickness does not look like this THICC meme. Loen gave his dick the pen.

>> No.15634935

I wish I would get less shit at drawing.

Gotta keep at it.

>> No.15634942

You can do it! Your waifu will love you forever if you can draw her.

>> No.15634943

>real thickness
The last thing I want is 3D tier fat girls.

>> No.15634950

New thread already? Bloody hell, you guys went through that last one quicker than a Wight goes through shotas at a park.

>> No.15634955

Nobody wants fat girls. You can have a curvy build without being fat. its all about skeletal structure.

>> No.15634956

Most of that stuff is better to take in serially than all at once, anon. Other than the multi-parters anyway. Just take it at a couple episodes a day and you will enjoy it more, I think.

Girls actually love comic stuff if they're nerds though. I accidentally introduced my ex to them back when and because of it, she made me sit through all the old live action stuff from Adam West Batman through 90's Flash. I don't mean an episode here or there either, but four or five hours straight at a time. So uh, be careful what you wish for.

>> No.15634962

It's the board being faster than usual. We just fell off naturally. Still had scads of images left.

>> No.15634963

Wights don't go to parks! Wights have their shotas delivered.

>> No.15634967

I didn't ask for a blog, I just want to discuss nerdy MGs.

>> No.15634972

I would... But only if 2D

>> No.15634976


That's what I plan to do eventually.

>> No.15634984

Lies and slander. Some Wights raise young boys to be their husbandos.

>> No.15634990

It's comiket month, we're going to be flying through threads for a while.

>> No.15635006

My favorite kind of MG. Heaven is a Monstergirl who would play video games with me for hours at a time, in between a variety of sexual distractions and exercise.

A fine Gazer or Will o wisp seems like the type.

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>Courier companies delivering shotas to rich upper classed monstergirl at their very homes

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The dead have a lot of time for pop-culture, don't they?

>> No.15635019

You blogged first, mate. Just being honest with you that your fantasy can backfire and get scary quick.

>tfw a that zombie you asked over for pizza and a movie has been trapped you in a 240 hour straight monster movie marathon
>she doesn't sleep
>tv cranked up loud for her dead ears to hear better
>won't let you go from her ironclad cuddlelock under the blanket on the couch except for five minutes at a time between each movie
>pretty sure you've already been fired from your job
>the next movie is Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
>final destination

>> No.15635047

Too much time. Undead, having no need for sleep or food, don't really need full time jobs. Most single undead I know lock themselves in their crypts for long periods of time, lurking image boards and shit posting about immortality.

>> No.15635055

Hey, the internet is the best thing that ever happened to the undead.

>> No.15635059

I mean, you could always lick it off afterwards.

Because it's a neat idea.


>> No.15635060

So... Zombie NEETs?

>> No.15635107

By drone or van?

>> No.15635135

By harpy

>> No.15635143

But wouldn't that "damage" the product?

>> No.15635154

That's why they pay more for the deluxe service.

>> No.15635161

Delivery by wyvern?

>> No.15635175

Sure. There's also the delivery by dragon for the most special clients, if you want to be sure the "product" will be delivered untouched and undamaged.

>> No.15635187

Buttslut Shirohebi daughterus

>> No.15635203

But snakes don't have rears

>> No.15635212

They've got people buttholes that don't work, and then they've got snake cloacas. They do have rears.

>> No.15635215

MGE sneks do.

>> No.15635227

...Big booty snakes?

>> No.15635237
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2017 is coming. Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

>> No.15635248

No. The monstergirls will all be killed and we'll be forced to stay in our same boring lives.

>> No.15635257

I hope so, how else can I build a prisoner harem?

>> No.15635265

Love can bloom on my bed, and that's where my waifu will be.

>> No.15635281 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.15635283

Dude, give love a chance! P'orcfugees welcome!

>> No.15635304
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Yes. She's got her sights on you

>> No.15635312

Can't wait to go full traitor and help them.

>> No.15635319
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>> No.15635337

I wonder how we'll be rewarded.

>> No.15635362

Tanukis are nice girls and really cute!

>> No.15635366

Hmm, would you call that a Mime?

On a less punny and significantly more pleasurable note: an MG race with mime-like traits (if there is such a comparable myth).

To strangers they'd be cryptic, rarely speaking, yet have a certain "kinetic-aesthetic" to them that adds to their beautiful selves. For those who are close to them, however, half the time they're experiencing hilarious or moving performances, while the other half experiences a very sensual and slightly more speech-prone side to them because of how physical they are by nature for far more than just pleasure.

It'd be difficult to make work (and I'm sure mime-like entities have come up before) but it could turn out really, really nicely I think.

>> No.15635374
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>> No.15635379

An instant girl from our favorite species, a good piece of land and a really big amount of money.

If they lose we'll get a bullet in the head though.

>> No.15635385

The war was lost, the treaty signed.
They could not find me, I crossed the line.
The war was lost, the treaty signed.
They could not find me, though many tried.
I live among you, well disguised.

>> No.15635408

Then we are in agreement. Wonderful!

>> No.15635410
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>The entire beginning of this thread
Who let Reddit in? Would they like some delicious memes while they're here?

How many memecats would you like? We have the Mega Memie Thursday Special going on right now.

>> No.15635415

Cuddly oppai meme kittens

>> No.15635416

Fuck off with this meme cat meme

Its only slightly less irritating than futa cheshires at this point

>> No.15635424
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Please stop propagating the memeification of Cheshires. Instead, post different content of these lovable creatures. Especially if they're the ones being played with, more or less.

>> No.15635428

It's odd that we don't have an oppai loli Cheshire yet.

>> No.15635429

>not being here long enough to know how that meme originated
oh, anon.

>> No.15635434
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Memecats are popular. Memecats are purple. Therefore purple is popular. Therefore what 'mukade must do is be purple!

>> No.15635435

Well, I tried. Hope Seaslimefag finds it at least decent.

>> No.15635440

>liking catgirls

This thread is for monstergirls, not vanilla girls.

>> No.15635441

You don't like memes? You've gotta be kitten me!

>> No.15635444

It's a little... how should I put this? Unnoticeable?

>> No.15635447

How much was in that dose doc? I'm not feeling too good

>> No.15635453

The cuddliest of oppai felines

>> No.15635458
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Fuck you dude, simplicity is awesome.

>> No.15635461

You'll be right as rain after you've had a sandwich and some liquids.

>> No.15635463
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Oops, I forgor the pic.

>> No.15635466

>calling Anubis a catgirl
>assuming preference off of one image
Frankly, I'm an anon who can't settle on one design as my favourite since I'm quite fond of a lot of them, especially since I thought of the story related value each time I came across a new one.

>> No.15635472

What are those curious things around her?

>> No.15635478
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Nigga I've been here since the /a/ days.
An irritating meme, no matter its origin, is still an irritating meme. It was funny at first, but by now its just tiresome
I enjoy memes, Anon. I think they're the cats' pajamas
But honestly Cheshires have been memed on hard enough already. They deserve more than to be just lambasted as memecats

>> No.15635480

Tiny Seaslimes. I can't draw a Slime without doing a Hershey's Kiss version of them. You could also think off them as younglings.

>> No.15635481


>> No.15635488

I choose to think of them as the angel and devil on her shoulders, one telling her to rape that shipwrecked sailor, the other telling her to rape that shipwrecked sailor.

>> No.15635492

That's a lot of bovine.

>> No.15635495

That works too.

>> No.15635497

It's too late for them. They've already been ruined.

>> No.15635498

That was good. Charon would be proud. I want to reward you with something, but I seem to have lost the link.

>> No.15635502

Stop stalling and cough it up.

>> No.15635504
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>> No.15635505

Gonna feed the cow

>> No.15635506

Hello. Though it's not me you're looking for, I wanted to say this is cute. Quite cute.

>> No.15635507


>> No.15635509

Oh god that's as good as the fairy angel and fairy Succubus a few threads back.
I can hear it now:
>"Rape him! Rape him! Rape him!"
>"No. We must see if he is okay. And then we rape him!"

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I'm going to risk this. I will delete it in 6 minutes.

>> No.15635524

ripip anon

>> No.15635526

Pretty magnificent.

>> No.15635533
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I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
You turn me on with your electric feel
I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

>> No.15635541

I wish I knew who made this

>> No.15635545

I will rest in peace, knowing this glorious work has been passed on.

Indeed. The outfit, the body language and best of all that pose exuding confidence at the end. Truly a thing of beauty.

>> No.15635550

Missed you by a few seconds for the group reply, but same here. I'm a slut for sourcing art, too, so it pains me to pass this on without one.

>> No.15635565

What happens when a Hellhound wants to wear dresses and be a good housewife for the man of her dreams?

>> No.15635569

Is it supposed to end with her panties still on, or am I just expecting more?

>> No.15635572
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I can quote nice things too:
But seriously, Monorus made something magnificent there.

>> No.15635573

And so she strikes... LIKE THUNDERBALL!

>> No.15635575

My can't believe this because she doesn't have a hand down her pants.

>> No.15635578

Yes, that's how it ends. A moment in Charon and her beloved's life that's more lovely than it is lewd.

>> No.15635585

I want to marry that Hellhound.

>> No.15635594

Are you sure that isn't a dark skinned Kobold.

>> No.15635599

So sayeth 5 guys here and one in the AS thread.

>> No.15635600
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Zap weasels are great, and need more love.
I want to see a cute rave girl raiju dancing to electronic music.

>> No.15635608

Cute is cute, Anon. Take heart! And thank you for sharing.

>> No.15635610

I want to see one cosplay as Iku and strike THAT pose as lightning strikes everything nearby like an epileptic rave party on acid.

>> No.15635619

Make sure your zombie is always warm enough

>> No.15635629

No, keep your zombies in the cold so they don't start to stink!

>> No.15635631

I never correlated that image with the normal Trans-Am colorscheme until now.

>> No.15635641

Zombies don't rot you retard.

>> No.15635652

Why would people even like zombies more than wights why not just love wights because that is what inevitably happens

>> No.15635659
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Schedule dog mechanic!

>> No.15635673

Because Wights are assholes that would probably hate you for being a "commoner".

Zombies don't care about that kind of stuff and just want to be hugged by you.

>> No.15635680

I want to be underneath that dragon pile

>> No.15635681

I approve of this.

>> No.15635682

Monorous sends his regards, Anon:

Ah, I really enjoy this piece by Buck. I'm still daydreaming of the scenario in which I have a Raijuu, Hellhound and a man meet, along with the journey that forges them into a tight pack.

I also just find the idea of a Hellhound buckling under the Raijuus different from of natural power and greater finesse while competing over him to be an amusing first meeting, all lewdness aside.

I, too, took a while until an Anon made such a comment about this recolour one day. I'd love to see her display such sweet Trans-Am maneuvers.

>> No.15635686

Sure, as long as she doesn't turn into a submissive moeblob.

>> No.15635720

Oh, great concept! I know you don't take credit for it, but it's always nice to see different portrayals. Hmm, I can imagine an Anubis mechanic (or their boss) to be like Sasaki from Sidonia no Kishi. Focused, organized, but far from robotic. Quite lovable!

Reference: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/925/052/7b3.gif

On that note, it could be interesting to see an Anubis with very dark brown or dark reddish-brown fur, much like her hair is depicted at times.

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Help me, /jp/. I need your advice.

My family recently sold me to a Gyoubu Danuki so that my older brothers will receive good fortune to become successful businessmen. It hasn't been so bad so far. It's been a week now and the worst thing she's done to me is dress me up in cute dresses. She's even been teaching me accounting during the daytime. And at night she lets me rest my head in her lap to comfort me from being separated from my family.

But just half an hour ago she came into my room wearing the skimpiest lingerie I've ever seen. She handed me an animal-ears headband and a buttplug tail and told me to come into her room wearing nothing but these.

I'm scared. Please tell me what to do.

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The best thing about moeblob rape train girls is the way they vigorously force you into vanilla activities. I want to be thrown onto the bed on our wedding night by a cute Ushi-Oni and have my arms pinned to the sheets while she kisses and ravishes me. When she's done she'd cuddle me like a plush toy so tight I couldn't move a muscle while she nuzzled her cheek against my head.

>> No.15635765

Be a man, make her wear them.

>> No.15635766

>Please tell me what to do.
Step one, refrain from RPing. Step two, keep refraining from RPing.

>> No.15635770

Do it

>> No.15635789
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But how would she work on cars with those massive paws? It's pretty cramped in places already.

>> No.15635809

Eh, it felt nice trying to be of service. What should I do next?

>> No.15635812


>> No.15635817

Wurm Island's inhabitants.

>> No.15635843

>Wurm island
You mean how Wurms took over donutsteel Lilim's cake island and somehow established a monarchy and 500 year bloodline in less than an hour? Or just a bunch of Wurms on an island doing things?

>> No.15635850

Do wurms like gummy worms

>> No.15635852


>> No.15635858

I was thinking the latter but the former sounds more interesting.

>> No.15635860

This is where I'm at a loss for words. I didn't expect this development. Allow me to ponder this briefly. Hmm.

Feel like flexing your muscle for a cutie-crab? Feel like giving her an unda-the-sea touch? If you know what I mean.

Not asking for a genderswap, just a Cancer who's part of Sebastian's musical ensemble, or holding his director's "cane"?

>> No.15635888

Big girls for the biggest of machines! Alternatively, high-tech gloves that actually split apart to become small mechanical and/or robotic arms that she can manipulate with an even greater degree of control than a human thanks to her animal-like senses.

>> No.15635907

Wurm on a gingerbread throne with a waffle crown atop her head might be cute.

This might be difficult, but I'll see what I can do another time. Don't expect anything, though, because I may forget and end up drawing Mari throwing cats at people or something.

>> No.15635921

Is this from Barb? Based dude, this is really fucking nice.

>> No.15635967

Is there even a decent picture of Cancer, now that I think about it?

>> No.15635971

Liches would be the type for cosplay, wouldn't they?
Anything to figure out what makes their man tick and why.

>> No.15635972 [SPOILER] 
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Sure, here

>> No.15635975
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There's plenty of pictures of Cheshires.

Oh you mean the crab? There's this one.

>> No.15635984

Liches are the best!

>> No.15635990
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You will mate with this large chirp chirp and be married as demanded by the Bird Pussy Republic.

You will make no mention of the evil spiders while in her presence.

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Can't I marry this chirp chirp instead?

>> No.15635998

She looks big, that's how I like harpies. Is she also aggressive?

>> No.15636002

Doctor, Evil Scientist, variations on their robes and resurrected paladin would work best.

>> No.15636005

No, that chirp chirp is already in line to marry >>15635998

>> No.15636006

Liches are bitches

>> No.15636007

But I don't want to mate with the chirp chirp. I want to mate with the the rawr.

>> No.15636016

You're a bitch

>> No.15636017

Drawing a crab will be a pain due to that shell and those claws. They're so huge, like they cude tear a tank apart!

>> No.15636022

But I want to marry this one >>15635990 not this one >>15635996

I'm >>15635998

>> No.15636023

Could. Jesus Fuck.

>> No.15636025

Fight me, nerd.

>> No.15636027

Litches ain't shit but magic and tricks

>> No.15636036

I want to see a Lich dressed up as Cloud of Darkness from Dissidia FF.

>> No.15636058

When did this come out because godamn

>> No.15636060

You bet so.

>> No.15636061

>Tharja from Waifu Emblem
>Ayamine Kei from Muv-Luv
>Saya from Asterisk
>Origami from Date A Live
>Sanya from Strike Witches
>Erika from Pokemon
I want the Lich wife to cosplay them all and not judge me too much for my taste.

>> No.15636063
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Cancer is cute

>> No.15636077

Too bad.

>> No.15636079

Undead are best in general, which is why they work so well in different outfits.

>> No.15636081


>> No.15636087

I want to mix a vampire and a harpy!

A vampiric harpy!

>> No.15636091

You mean a bat?

>> No.15636092
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>not Werewolf and Vampire

>> No.15636098

No, a vampiric harpy!

>> No.15636101

So a bat.

>> No.15636102
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Hopping vampire + harpy

>> No.15636104


>> No.15636106

Not all bats are blood suckers

>> No.15636108

Vampire Dragon/Wight Dragon!

>> No.15636118

Yeah, and not all harpies are bats.


>> No.15636119

>Not a Vampire and a Yeti

Does anyone have the image for that? Thought I had it saved.

>> No.15636123

Kejourou + Dullahan

>> No.15636124

More common than a good picture of March Hare, I'll give you that

>> No.15636127

You mean a wig?

>> No.15636153


No, I mean a Kejourou who can toss her head at someone to ensnare them in hair and them have her body walk pick them up and walk away.

Also the head can walk on its own

Alternatively Kejourou + Rokurokubi

>> No.15636156

I want to make a fruit salad for a bat

>> No.15636163

>Kejohan playing shotaman GO

Trully fearsome.

>> No.15636170 [DELETED] 

Could a Kejourou Dullahan walk he head using her hain

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>> No.15636209

Vampire + Amazon

They're my two favorite girls and that hybrid is probably my wet dream.

>> No.15636212

the hug is an excuse to go in for the neck bite

>> No.15636217

Can you handle this much moth?

>> No.15636220

>Undead are best
Wights and liches are too good, how can other girls even compete.

>> No.15636222

Thanks. I'm sure she would be gentle when biting.

>> No.15636226

I can try.

>> No.15636241

Probably not but I'd kill my dick trying.

>> No.15636247
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Is that moth leaking milk? Niiice.

>> No.15636254

Should they just give in and join the undead?

>> No.15636259

>combining monster girls
>not loving each and every one separately for their own reasons

Plebeians. All of you.

>> No.15636269

Calling others a pleb

>> No.15636276


I don't have a harem, but all monster girls are good for their own reasons.

>> No.15636284

I like paladins because they can protect me

>> No.15636285

Monstergirls can protect you better.

>> No.15636288

You mean you don't want a harem of a Yeticore, Ushikade and Hellmantis? Weird man.

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There are a lot of Monster Girls that can do the same thing.

>> No.15636293

Another pleb

>> No.15636302
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>Group of Paladins decide to beat up on the husbando of a Shoggoth or Mindflayer
>Nearly maiming him to the point of never being able to walk again
>In her anger, she turns the Eldritch from 1 to mother fucking ÍA ÍA CTHULHU FTAGHN in a heartbeat
>When they're found, one Paladin's hair is completely white, muttering about the doom of fallen R'lyeh
>Another died of fright, clawing at his eyes
>The other swears that he can hear colour and see across different dimensions, where crystalline hellhounds snigger and snap at him
>The final one is in the corner of the room, completely silent and devoid of movement
>But when they touch him, he turns into a putrid, black ichor that reeks of the ocean
>Then the eyes open, all on the walls, staring into the souls of all present

>> No.15636310

I love my Dragon waifu because she'll always protect my smile, even though I'm so much weaker and smaller then her.

>> No.15636314

I'm going to mix an Orc and a holst and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me!

>> No.15636321

I don't see the point of that mix.

>> No.15636324

Soft, sadomasochistic cows that have muscle.

>> No.15636327
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I can handle way more moth than that.

>> No.15636328

Oh, you meant Orc as a normal orc, not a P'Orc.

Meh, I'd rather get a big green normal orc for snu snu.

>> No.15636329

Seaslimefag is I.
And I think it's great. Love the idea of the minislimes with those pointier veils on their heads.

>> No.15636339


Why not either a fit Holstaurus or a gentle Minotaurus?

>> No.15636341
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>TFW I'm the only vanillafag here who can actually admit to liking every flavor of Orc girl

>> No.15636347

Those would be good.
I just enjoy the cow.

I'd love every flavor of Orc in every position.
Goes without saying that they'd all be broodmothers after a month.

>> No.15636368

I need more momth PLEASE!! (For my folder)

>> No.15636385

Artist is Buck-Satan IIRC.

>> No.15636404

Thanks Anon

>> No.15636415
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>That horrible realization when no matter how chocolate crumble cake you pretend your choice in waifus is
>At your very core you are just so
>French Vanilla

>> No.15636417

Ah! Vampire hugs!

>> No.15636421

Her Tumblr page is perhaps the most Tumblry Tumblr page I've ever seen, but they're a pretty fantastic artist. I'll have to commission something from them at some point.

>> No.15636426

At my very core I'm a perfectly good flavor of cake/ice cream and a delectable flavor of candle?

>> No.15636428

I want to help a cyclops stand out in the crowd by giving her a bunch of potions to increase her bust and hip size!
I want her to keep going until they get almost too big for her frame and she's forced to repay my help by becoming a milk cow...

Impregnation would follow to improve her milk flow.

>> No.15636430

The guy lurks this place too, as I remember chatting with him after that one Kiki of his was posted.
Kejfag also commisioned from him IIRC.

>> No.15636433
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>Ooo! A Human!

>> No.15636434

what sort of shit would a delivery boy get into in mgc?

>> No.15636436

No fox can catch the wang dangler!

>> No.15636438

>act like my taste in porn is only the most degenerate of stuff
>it's actually entirely only disgustingly sweet things

get a feeling so complicated

>> No.15636441

Aren't they a girl, though? Their "about me" page would suggest that.

>> No.15636442

Wondering how many of his boxes are dildos, how many were ordered just so a single MG could try to trap him, the occasional YEEEAAARRT.

>> No.15636443

Yes I am a Human!

Take me to your shrine! I wish to meet your mof- I mean leader!

>> No.15636444
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You literally have no idea how much it affects me when it comes to shit like writing. I want to write extremely degenerate stuff with Shoggoths and Mindflayers and shit but at the same time, I just want to relax with a P'Orc and sweater puppies just sipping hot chocolate. Fuck my shit up.

>> No.15636445

Ooooo! A source of fox milk!

>> No.15636449
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Brown Raijus best Raijus.

>> No.15636450

Have these threads ever had female fans of monsters or is that just not a thing

>> No.15636451

He/she has also been a drawfag for different boards and is aware of the threads here, seems like a decent person if you can look past the stereotypical tumblr page.

>> No.15636452

Well, that's news to me.

>> No.15636453

If there has, it probably hasn't been for long since the two ways they could enjoy it are rage on sight topics.
Unless they have a corruption fetish.

>> No.15636460

No anon you will not find a girl to cosplay as your waifu

>> No.15636461

LDR if you believe her gender. She's also into more kinky shit than most the thread.

>> No.15636463
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Guy's Night!

Cute boys get free drinks!

>> No.15636464

Oh, thank you anon!

I've been asking for this the last couple days, since I realized the file I thought I saved was corrupt.

>> No.15636465

Yeah, a few. LDR and TF in the past, I'm pretty sure IA lurks here every once in a while too.
Going by that, there must be at least one or two more female fans who post here without outing themselves, because, y'know, they know how to not announce themselves.

>> No.15636466

I see a girl I don't know, a whore and a nice girl.

>> No.15636469

get good at running from lonely MG's. Until they meet one that dont want to run from and accept their invitation to stay for something to eat

>> No.15636472


>That'll be $15.99 ma'am
"Oh dear, I don't have any money. Is there some other way for me to pay for it?"
>I take debit or credit.
"My credit card information was stolen and I have to wait a few more days to get a new one. Are you sure there's no other way I can pay for it?"
>We take checks.
"I uhh... lost my check book. Seriously, I'll do ANYTHING to pay for it."
>I'm sorry ma'am, but I have to take some form of payment for th-"
>"Ma'am, we have a policy of not accepting sex as a method of payment. I'm sorry, have a nice day."

Then the girl goes back inside and eats a tub of ice cream while quietly sobbing.

>> No.15636497

Oh wow Charon works here!

I'm a big fan! I hope I can get her autograph! She's ferried my ancestors for millenia!

>> No.15636499

shouldn't monstergirls realize the men would get fired for being payed with sex

>> No.15636502
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>Want to be the fuck toy of a monster girl who is stronger than me and treated like a piece of meat
>Also want her to genuinely care about me and my well being

It's a strange feeling.

>> No.15636503

>there must be at least one or two more female fans who post here without outing themselves, because, y'know, they know how to not announce themselves
Likely is, pervy girls with femdom fetishes who would probably enjoy being Hellhound or Manticore for example.

And then there's the ones on the more submissive side of things or girls who are into degrading situations who might dream of being a Hinezumi or Kiki. Girls can be just as lewd as guys and any who have been on 4chan for more than a week know not to announce it unprovoked.

>> No.15636504

I don't think I can make a good cake metaphor for my waifu.
On the one hand, I want to tenderly love her and have the most sweet vanilla relationship with her.
But on the other, I want to do things to/with her and subject her to fetishes that would make /d/ double-take.

So I guess the cake would be sweet frosted vanilla on the outside, with an inside that is filled with stuff like vanilla-flavoured animal dicks, dark slime jam, and cake-mix that exists in five spatial dimensions.

>> No.15636505

I want to tenderly love Charon.

>> No.15636507
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>B-But you said cute guys get free drinks...
>That's exactly right sir, they do. That'll be twelve bucks, please.

>> No.15636508

>If I put this collar on Anon there's no way he can ever leave me! Kyaa!~ I said it out loud!~

>> No.15636517

>The free drinks are vaginal fluids straight from the tap

>> No.15636520


I've never worked at a food delivery place. Is that true?

>> No.15636535
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>never gonna cuddle with a vampire while she sucks my blood

Vampires make my heart go doki-doki like no other. I blame my oral fixation.

I'm a total slut for gentle femdom, god forbid a monster ever found out I melt upon any sort of contact with my ears

>> No.15636543

It's called having taste.

>> No.15636546

Try and stop a yeti from hugging, I dare you

>> No.15636549

I'll tell my waifu

>> No.15636560

The yeti will hug her too.
She can't be stopped.

>> No.15636561

I always have a feather ready to tickle a Yeti until she releases her hug.

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>implying I would think about running away after she claimed me


>I'm a total slut for gentle femdom

The best

>god forbid a monster ever found out I melt upon any sort of contact with my ears

Sadly I don't know what my hyper lewd spot is. But it would be fun for a monster to figure it out.

>> No.15636571
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Territory wars with the Delivery Wock

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>I'm a total slut for gentle femdom
It really is the best.

>> No.15636580 [SPOILER] 
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Anon will never be able to resist!

>> No.15636582


>> No.15636587

Hellhounds would be GOAT for me, but I can't stand the heat.

Maybe if I didn't live a in a desert.

>> No.15636589

I'm resisting right now, I will never like spiders!

>> No.15636591

What about a vampire scraping her fangs against your earlobe, and breathing into your ears?

Fuck, all this femdom talk has rekindled my urge to be bitten and clawed all over by a strong anubis.

>> No.15636596

But I have the stamina of a sack of potatoes.

>> No.15636597

Good, I don't have to outrun the Hellhound, I just have to outrun you.

>> No.15636602

Who could an Ushi cosplay as

>> No.15636606

>What about a vampire scraping her fangs against your earlobe

Aw man, I hadn't even considered the possibilities of fang play. Truly I have a long way to go.

>> No.15636610

>Outrunning the hellhound

For what reason? If I were there, I'd just charge towards the hellhound and tackle her to the ground anyway.

A tank.
A spidertank.
A commercial aircraft's turbofan.

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>all this femdom talk has rekindled my urge to be bitten and clawed all over by a strong anubis

Just give in Anon. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a cute little Schedule Dog's favorite chew toy.

>> No.15636613

I bet she could totally cosplay as that one dainty elf character from that one anime

>> No.15636615

>Strong Anubis on top of you in the cowgirl position
>Bends down to nibble your neck and breathes in your ear
>Straightens herself back up and instructs you to explore her body with your hands, right down to the pacing and locations
>Starts getting serious with the speed of her hips and sets a time for you to hold on till, if you last that long you get a kiss
>Her technique is too much and you blow your load inside her
>She gives you a stern look before breaking her act with a giggle and kisses you anyway
Gentle femdom can't be beat.

>> No.15636621

I'd be running slowly on purpose anyway, no way I could say no to getting caught by a Hellhound.

>> No.15636622

What if I don't want femdom because I'm not worth the effort

>> No.15636626

I've never had a doubt I was vanilla as fuck by 4chan standards. I don't even like femdom at all

>> No.15636627

Anon, for unknown reasons, you have found yourself hunted by a mysterious monster girl, but not just any monster girl. She is a hybrid between two different monster girls.

Roll twice for what hybrid you’ll get. If you get that same one, just roll again.

So anon, are you going to survive? Why are you being hunted? How does it end? Will you love her?

>> No.15636636

This is a weird concept, but it also means I'm completely and utterly fucked. What would this even look like?

>> No.15636638

The worst thing is I want to delete all my shit because I can't be lewd. It's physically impossible.

>> No.15636641

>first result is dormouse
well that was a challenging escape wasn't it

>> No.15636642

>Rolled Arch Imp 3 times
>Got Jinko on the 4th
I guess a stupidly strong magical Jinko loli with magic powers and a cocky attitude.

Damn right I'll love her, Arch Imp is possibly the most underused monster girl.

>> No.15636645

Well fuck

>> No.15636646

>Ghost Dryad
Can ghost trees even move? If so then I'm probably going to end up caught,

>> No.15636647
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To add to that.
Being a wizard/mage or whatever in MGE terms means being capable of controlling and manipulating your own spirit energy to cast spells.

This also means that being incubus or human is an irrelevant in terms of being able to become a mage. Both produce spirit energy and can learn to control it. The catch here is that an incubus produces vast amounts more SE than a regular human, and therefore can become a much greater mage than a regular human.

That all is irrelevant when compared to Monstergirls however, who feed on SE, turning it into Demonic Energy (think of it like a refining proces), the power that is responsible for corrupting everyone. They dont use SE to cast spells like humans/incubi, but use DE to do so. And that simply is far more effective than using (raw) SE, which is why a trained human/incubi can never beat a Monstergirl who is capable of controlling her own DE.

Which is essentially another gaurantee by KC to ensure that humanity cannot in any form or shape win the 'war'.

>> No.15636649

>Holstaur & Girtablilu
So a busty, mellow and sadistic MG... oh...

>> No.15636651

>Your Vampire waifu is sucking your blood
>It feels so nice, so comfortable
>You drift off to sleep without even realizing it
>She cuddles up next to you when she's finished
>One of the servants bursts in shortly afterwords
>"Mistress! Th-"
>She stops dead in her tracks when you wife looks up at her, eyes full of fury
>She starts over, this time in a whisper
>"Mistress, there is a breach in the castle wall. A pair of Vampire slayers have gotten inside and are on their way to the throne room."
>Letting out a sigh, your wife responds
>"This is more important. Tell them to wait, and that if they wake my husband, I will slaughter every single person they have ever met."
>"But, Mistress, I don't believe they'll wait."
>"Fine, stay here. If he wakes up, tell him my sister came to visit. He won't ask about the noise or the screaming."

>> No.15636655

Please stop enabling my rampant, lurid fantasies of being utterly at the mercy of a delicious brown canine goddess.
My mind's still caught on the idea of wrapping up an anubis in bandages until only her eyes, nose and ears remain un-mummified, then completely domming her.
If this persists, I'll want an anubis to magically bind and restrain me with bandages like that even more, too.

>> No.15636658

Well, I won't say that its my best work but here's the Tittypire Greentexts from a couple days ago, now with 100% more paizuri.


Lewds at line 100.

>> No.15636659

>First one is my absolute favorite monster girl
I'm not going to bother combining her with anything. She's already perfect.

>> No.15636660

>Beelzebub + Sphinx
>Liliraune + Dormouse
I'll take the second hybrid thank you very much.

>> No.15636663

Thanks Kiki.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15636668

>A dead tree with spectral leaves that keeps you inside of it so it can feel alive and growing.

>> No.15636669

It's physically impossible for you to be lewd? How so?

It's like a dryad spirit, and the tree has ghostly branches too.

>> No.15636670


I..... I am afraid but want this.

>> No.15636671

Welcome back from being not-so-dead, and it's nice to see you do lactation stuff.

>> No.15636677

I wasn't talking about the wizards in MGE though, just comparing the average wizard from any setting with the incubus.

>> No.15636678

Well that's no fun anon...

>> No.15636679

Which one? I'll find a monstergirl to fuse her with to make her even more perfect.

>> No.15636684

No problem.
Just glad I can do something folks enjoy.

>> No.15636686

Not him, but what would you fuse a dormouse with?

>> No.15636694

>It was average all along
Nice, good to have you back.

>> No.15636698

Weresheep. A brown monstergirl. An angel with big, fluffy wings. Kesaran pasaran. Ittan momen for a nice dormouse-bedcover girl.

That's just off the top of my head.

>> No.15636700
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how does one protect a shota against a group of onis/ogres?

>> No.15636704

Alice. Perma virgin Dormouse who will always have a pure mind.

>> No.15636708

>Beelzebub Mothman
I don't know how that would turn out.

>> No.15636709

You don't.

>> No.15636711

Thanks, although I never really left.
Just got quiet is all....

Well, got quiet and started playing Fate/GO again.

>> No.15636713

With determination and a dildo too thick, rough and heavy to be called a dildo.

>> No.15636715

Unagi Joro and Siren.
Fucked if i know how that works.

>> No.15636719

By ensuring he is engaged to all of them.

>> No.15636720

>Much to the surprise of no-one, your friend lifted her shirt, setting those great, milky udders of hers free.
>The skin was flawless and two rosy nipples stood out at the apex of the curves, a little trickle of her cloudy liquid leaking out from within.
>You'd never really questioned why her breasts were constantly lactating, you'd always figured it involved holst blood, but right now you weren't too terribly focused on that.
Absolutely marvelous.

>> No.15636724

>not walking into the throne room while she's trying to do her intimidating speech
>not embarrassing her while she's trying to intimidate them

Such are the Husbando's responsibilities.

>> No.15636725

>Bribing with brownies

>> No.15636726

Why would you want to do that? If I was the shota I'd gladly give myself to them.

Your pic isn't a shota I think, the girls are just tall

>> No.15636733

At that point, there's no real functional difference. It's great either way.

>> No.15636735

>more vampire stuff

aw yiss, the weather may be frightful, but it's still a good day.

>> No.15636738

An eel with wings? An eel that can sing?

>> No.15636741

Her thighs would be too big to be able jump out of the chest.

>> No.15636747

>Wererabbit Mimiru


>> No.15636749

Is that a tiny Kiki I spy?

Do you also happen to have the original file name? I enjoy collecting works with filenames intact.

>> No.15636754

>living armor dark matter
What? No that doesn't even work. How would that even make sense

>> No.15636759

>Kikimora Unicorn


I'm perfectly safe.

>> No.15636761
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Hello, my name is Sister Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book

>> No.15636766

... alright, what book?

>> No.15636768

Okay so doing pretty good so far
>dark angel
Holy shit what are the fucking odds
does she just implode? Does the dark half corrupt the regular half? Is it full chuuni with one normal wing and one dark wing?

>> No.15636770

Man i never noticed the hole in the chest piece. Must be great for slamming your dick into

>> No.15636773

Too busy for that drivel, sorry.

>> No.15636774


Not at all what I expected, but I think I would enjoy it. I'll definitely survive and just may end up coming back for her. As for why I'm being hunted: I woke her up?

>> No.15636778

Anon, you've basically just made a monstergirl version of Genesis from Preacher.

>> No.15636781

No, I bet you've sucked at least 5 dicks only today.


>> No.15636793

isnt that the ass face comic?

>> No.15636799

Yes. Yes it is.

>> No.15636812

Every lonely monster of the type of your choice spontaneously becomes pregnant with a human male child. Who do you choose and why?

>> No.15636815

Even worse than vanilla, anon.

The sex come second. I just want to be good enough to be loved by someone outside of family.

>> No.15636818


Thanks, but I'm actually already a Christian. Want a class of water? That is the good book you're talking about, right?

>> No.15636830


Isn't this a hybrid already?


Good thing I'm not wearing red. That should make it easier to hide. On the other hand, she probably just needs a hand with something.

The Book of Moomins

>> No.15636835

Hotdog + Glacie

d-does that make a frost hound?
d-does that mean time-stopping bondage?

>> No.15636849

Oh my, yes. I hope you like how it feels when she fucks your timestopped body for hours, then unfreezes time so all those hours of sensation hit you in a single instant. Only for her to freeze again the instant afterwards, fuck you for a few more hours, then resume time for another mere second.

Could you withstand even two minutes of that?

>> No.15636850

>lizardman elf
I LITERALLY could not be more fucked. Also, this combo can technically actually happen.

>> No.15636875

Reminder that elf blood means they are weak to ear based attacks, forceful impregnation, and deviant fetishes.

>> No.15636876

>Werebat and Kitsune
Gentlemen behold! The infamous Mofu-Bat!

>> No.15636878

>"You'll duel me fairly, won't you anon?"
>"And when you win, you're going to abuse my body sexually, aren't you?!"
>"You'll ravage me senseless and fill me full of your children!!"
>"And maybe even deny me orgasm!! You fiend!!"

>> No.15636885

>tfw didn't save that doujin page of a guy molesting an elf's ears with the excuse of teaching english or another language with body parts

>> No.15636887

Now I want to see a Lich acting like Dr. Weird and coming up with crazy experiments.

>> No.15636892

well im screwed may as well embrace it

>> No.15636893

>Arachne Baphomet
Jesus Fucking Christ. An eight-legged mini goat who has the sadism of an Arachne and the immense power of a Baphomet.
There is no way in hell I am going to survive this. No matter where I go, she'll be hiding in the corner, whispering something creepy like "I see you~" and causing me to bolt again.
She's probably hunting me because I greatly prefer older women over younger ones. Not sure how it's gonna end, and I can't say for certain whether or not I'll love her.

>> No.15636897

>giant ant

So an ant that's possessed by a fox? That's actually pretty terrifying. The strength and work ethic of an ant combined with the magic and craftiness of a fox is a pretty effective combination. Of course a can of Raid might still save me.

>> No.15636901
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o-oh goodness
can her powers be expanded upon to let things she in contact with move around too?
we could fuck in the weirdest places during her time-stop and none would be the wiser

>> No.15636905

uncensored version where?

>> No.15636943

What do sad monsters do

>> No.15636952
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Like us.

>> No.15636961
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Hey, Gazerfag. Noticed it was your birthday today, so I got together with Snibako last week and chatted some commission ideas.
Long story short, I thought I'd commission a picture of a gazer with my personal favourite, because who doesn't like monstergirls doing things together, and surprise pictures of gazers on their birthday?

The basic idea was a little gazer, who can naturally levitate, supporting an equally little anubis as she casts a levitation spell on herself to fly for the first time.
You may also notice the gazer is a big fan of thematic appropriation, and giving her eyestalks neat accessories and hats.

Anyway, Snib really went all out to deliver another stunning piece of art, so a huge, huge "Thank you" to him!

And from one waifufag to another, happy birthday, Gazerfag!
Hope you like the full image!


>> No.15636962
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Would you accept the love of a Quetzalcoal?

>> No.15636963
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leak, sometimes.

>> No.15636977

Gazers fluffy tail is just the best.

>> No.15636982
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Build snowmen

>> No.15636987

Look for husbands.

Take special heed around these girls, gents. They're not in the right state of mind.

>> No.15636991

become Yan

>> No.15636995

How would you survive mating season anon?

>> No.15637000

Once she learns to control her powers, sure.
What sort of weird places did you have in mind, though? Because on solid air and slow water are both pretty good ideas, I think.


The fact that I wrote both of these suggests that I might like the whole time stop fetish and its potential a little too much.

>> No.15637007

Asking my best friend to pretend to be my girlfriend during it

>> No.15637015

Those outfits look lovely.

>> No.15637017

Really late response, but whereas other writers seem to have no trouble thinking of turbo lewd scenarios, I end up falling into a rut and rehashing the same thing over and over like I'm a writer for Family Guy. It's kind of frustrating, and going with what makes the dick hard doesn't always work because that doesn't necessarily make it good.

It's a bummer, but eh. Can always burn the mistakes away.

>> No.15637019

Oh man, that's nice


>> No.15637024

In the end, a sex scene will always boil down to "penis in vagoo." That means that unless you're getting really freaky with it, what distinguishes the sex and the lewdness, makes it unique, is the dynamic between the participants.
Sex in made interesting by the unique interactions of the characters sharing in it, so if you think your sex scenarios are too rehashed, try this:
Make the sex itself the secondary focus to the intimacy between those having it.
It's good for a sex scene to have dialogue. It makes it mean something.

Does that help, or not?

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>> No.15637033
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>Really late response, but whereas other writers seem to have no trouble thinking of turbo lewd scenarios, I end up falling into a rut and rehashing the same thing over and over like I'm a writer for Family Guy.
>tfw never wrote smut and most likely never will
>tfw writing thousands and thousands of words of non-smut using a setting which primarily focuses on sex

If one can't be gud at something, gotta be gud at something else.

>> No.15637036

shit where did the quote go

>> No.15637038
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I am he who suggested it. Just wanted to say:
a) do it in your own time, since half the joy of seeing an artist take a request is their enjoyment after completing it
b) crab girls outfitted for war and taking on tanks is a scary, but highly exciting thought!

/pol/ please stay away

>> No.15637044

>you will never be this loved

>> No.15637056

How does one discipline the daughteru without it being lewd

>> No.15637058

They undoubtedly have a top tier fluffy tail, any kitsune or wolfgirl could be proud of.

Yeah, they do look very nice.
The general idea for the gazer was a one-piece swimsuit made with her own goo, along with it covering her forearms and lower-legs too. You can probably also see the amusing little detail on the goo-swimsuit too.

The main inspiration for the anubis' garb came from that picture of an anubis sleeping on the pile of books. I suggest something with a gold armband, and Snib went above and beyond with the gold detailing for the bands and the top. I think the little gold jewel at her throat is a perfect compliment to it, as well.

But hey, I am kind of biased towards loving the picture anway.

>> No.15637064

Tease my waifu during it.

>> No.15637083

where couldn't we fuck, the possibilities are endless
>sex in the middle of a porn shoot
>in a maximum security prison
>bank vault
>senior's center
>in front of people like the president
>kindergarten classes

the amount of pranks we could do together would be awe inspiring and shut down any and all upcoming pranking sprees by cheshires everywhere

>I might like the whole time stop fetish and its potential a little too much.

anon there's no such thing

>> No.15637119

Doing it in a senior's center seems more like a challenge than anything.
And in a kindargarten class? If that's a monstergirl kindergarten, you're just asking for some time-stop hijinks with your waifu and some monstergirl lolis.
But doing it in front of a camera recording live to national TV would be great. You could stop time, both strip down naked, get in front of the camera, and fuck for a few minutes. Then, after you make sure your faces are both hidden, your time dragon/frosthound waifu unfreezes time for a literal millisecond, just enough to make an entire country's worth of people wonder if they're fucking nuts.

>> No.15637127


No TV/vidya/books/something they enjoy for C amount of time

>> No.15637141

>people all over the world scrutinize the video and isolate that millisecond
>"It's evidence of monster loving propaganda and subliminal brainwashing!"
>The president gets impeached as a monster sympathizer

>> No.15637172

>Dark Slime
MAGIC all up in this place

Survive? Maybe? Does it count if I run straight to her? Seriously, an Undead/Slime-type combo is just unfair, two of my favorites in one.

>> No.15637186

>Dormouse and Girtablilu
I honestly don't know how this would turn out.

>> No.15637187

>Fallen God
>Large Mouse
That's some serious min/maxing going on.

>> No.15637199

So my only hope is blinding and deafening myself. Great.

>> No.15637203

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Mouse maids.
Hinezumi bodyguards, large mouse general staff, dormouse cooks.
All looking to serve you!

>> No.15637215

By mating.

>> No.15637216
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You will join the best kingdom right anon?


>> No.15637222

If you rolled a dormouse, I could've made a joke about some sleeping eldritch god which corrupts the dreams of everyone in the world.

>> No.15637223


>Dark Priest

I have no idea.

>> No.15637225

I want to teach that cancer the joys of capitalism!

>> No.15637226


>> No.15637235

I have already joined the migrating Visiwolfu tribe.

>> No.15637238

Damn, that's a hot combination. And incredibly magically powerful too.

But with the way the dark slime part works, would the dark lich-slime still capture and melt down girls?
Or maybe she'd absorb them, and use their minds to add to her own knowledge and intelligence. With a central phylactery for her soul, connected to many other mini-phylacteries for the absorbed souls.

>> No.15637246

The only thing I'm good at is reading shitty Forgotten Realms and Black Library books while quaffing massive amounts of alcohol that'd kill any lesser man.

Sort of.

>> No.15637250

The what?

>> No.15637251

" There's a hair in my soup! Head Maus Maid, explain this!"
> " Sir, there's several, as she hasn't gone to the barber in a while. And please don't shout, you'll wake her up. "
" Her silken jammies are soaking up the broth! "
> " It's for flavoring, sir. Just take them off and wring them out. We'll see to it that she gets them back on. "
" This roast is snoring! "
> " Well, she didn't want to get too hot and end up dehydrated. Can wake up with a nasty headache, that way. "
" My fondue is half eaten! "
> " Sorry, that was me. "

>> No.15637255

Google brings up no results for "visiwolf".
Probably some made up thing. Hopefully it won't become as forced and obnoxious as the horse pussy kingdom shit is.

>> No.15637263

Visigoths + wolfu

>> No.15637272

Well, Large Mouse kind of gets trumped by the whole Fallen God thing. Regardless of the specifics, I think I'm pretty much fucked. Over and over and over and ad nauseum. Unless she's just after me for my cheese.

>> No.15637273

All that trouble would be worth it I imagine.
Especially if your hinezumi guards follow the standard henchman lineup.

>> No.15637277

Can I molest the Wolfus?

>> No.15637279


>> No.15637281

Only if you're willing to let them sack Rome in exchange.

>> No.15637283

Fine, I don't even live in Rome.

>> No.15637285

" Twins, I need you in here. "
> " Uh oh, the boss is mad about that fondue. "
> " Don't call him boy, he's the boss! "
> " I'll call you boy! "
> " Ow! "
" Both of you, stop bickering and get over here. "
> " Yes boss. "
> " Yes boss. "
> " this is your fault. "
> "shut up. "
" Some punishment is in order. "
> " We could spank her. "
> " You could spank me, though that's not much of a punishment for anyone. "
> " Shut up! "
> " Make me! "

>> No.15637289

What's with the weird spacing on your speech marks?

>> No.15637299

I was more going with the rule of three.

You'll have one henchwomen who is strong but a bit dumb, a henchwoman whose pretty but not terribly that different in combat styles, and one who has a really out of place combat style and a few eccentricities.

>> No.15637303

I like to throw in the extra space because I think " words is more pretty then "words, probably because my eyes aren't great and it makes it easier to see. If you think it's an issue worth getting uppity about I'll change it, but I think it's just style.

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Rule of Two is better.

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Just how varied is terrain in Undead Kingdoms?

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You've got

>Haunted Mansions
>Spooky Castles
>Eerie Canals
>Empty Schools
>Deserted Shacks

And so on

>> No.15637370

>No spoopy forests/greenhouses/arboretum or Castlevania-esque subterranean areas

>> No.15637379


"And so on," would imply that there are more than those listed.

What kinda plants would undead grow?

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Perfect for a Dhampir to dash backwards through.

>> No.15637388

And in the middle of spooky, scary, skeleton-ville there will be a 24-hour Walgreens.

>> No.15637396

>What kinda plants would undead grow?
I'd imagine that bioluminescent plants would be fairly common. Hell, there might even be bioluminescent Alraunes.

>> No.15637416

Lot's and lots of shrooms.


>> No.15637433

Probably a lot of impressive flowers that bloom in moonlight.

>> No.15637442

It's not that my sex scenes are rehashed so much as all of my scenarios sound the fucking same. Okayodon, impregnation, and other stupid shit are what I always do and I hate it because they all end up sounding like bad hentai stories.

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Stacked Jack-o-Lanterns.

>> No.15637463

The undead kingdom is actually made up of multiple layers. The top layer is at ground level, open to the sky. It's nestled away in a hidden land, concealed by mountains to the east, and a sea to the west. Just because of that, the entire land is naturally covered in mostly hardy coniferous plants and trees. The cold temperature, general lack of sunlight and exposure to the sea means that only the toughest flora can thrive there.
And despite being a kingdom, you won't see much in terms of civilisation. It'd be rare to find a clearing made for the citizenry larger than two or three acres, except for the few, loosely congregated towns and villages.
Though the entire land would be networked with paved roads between those gathering and clearings, I imagine.

But below that, there's an entire cavern large enough to fit a capital city. Because, as it turns out, there is an entire capital city inside it. Castles, mansions, houses, markets, streets, towns, all built around cave walls, stalagmites the size of buildings, subterranean lakes, and all kinds of features. And all of it linked to the land above with an utterly astounding level of infrastructure. A true kingdom, lit by an artificial, magical sun that glows more like a moon than anything else. Spiralling staircases, ramping grooves cut into the rock walls, and fixed currents of magical energy would be just a few methods of transport about the place.

And who knows, maybe there's even a layer below that one. And another below that.

>> No.15637465

Cultivating them must be very difficult.

>> No.15637468

Yandere amazons hunting their lovers and protecting them from WHORES

>> No.15637471

Is that you, undead kingdom world building anon?

>> No.15637477

The biggest mystery of all is the kinda pathways that lead into Spirit Realms such as these.

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You know what this thread needs?
THICC Cyclops

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Here you go another from that set.

>> No.15637486

I didn't even know we had a guy who did that.
I just wrote that on a whim, and thought it might be a nice free idea.

Oh, yeah, that's another thing I should've maybe alluded to.
In an undead kingdom, it'd make sense that you'd have an entire infrastructure on the Other Side that undead and ethereal beings could pass between. Like the entire city is an interstice between living and dead.

>> No.15637488

>those arms
She's like a one-eyed thickasaurus rex.

>> No.15637491

That's literally just fat. I can see the flab rolls and cellulite. I can fucking see it.

>> No.15637500

This. Fucking fatfags.

>> No.15637502
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What's the matter anon? Don't you like cheesecake?

>> No.15637511

Ah, I remember there was similar world building involving undead monsters a while back so I thought you were responsible for that as well.

I assume the lichborn sun fulfils the magical needs of most unmarried, albeit less than satisfactorily. Do they carry out agriculture on the surface? In the vestigial caves underground? Is there industry? Mining? Financial services? How are surface-metropole relations? Who are their neighbours and/or principal trading partners? Who rules from the silent palace in the Neath?

Do they trade rare minerals with the western mermaids for husband-resuscitating blood? Do encyclopedia-monoeyes journey there to delve the rich metal seams beneath the Fallen Capital? Do they have a strategic alliance with the exiled Alps in the eastern mountains?

I get slight Fallen London vibes whenever someone mentions an underground city.

>> No.15637518
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The thought that abandoned and cordoned areas in the normal world can act as pathways to Undead oriented Spirit Realms is a very appealing though.

>> No.15637527

Nothing will ever beat the cairn cities of Abarrach IMO. They were actually really well thought out. Beautiful example of undead slave labor too.

>> No.15637539

Funny you talk about cheese. You know what thrives on cheese and the level of fatshit you're posting? Fucking mould.

Now go back to /monster/ and stop tying to push your fatshit here.

>> No.15637541

Why is that Lich nervous?

>> No.15637545

Getting a myself girlfriend.

>> No.15637593

It's easier to ask how my waifu survives my rut.

>> No.15637609

Yeah, a magical sun would be required, but I think it wouldn't put out nearly enough light or UV to keep a human healthy, considering the latter is probably death to vampires.
In such a setting, industry and mining would probably be pretty strong. Especially when a lot of your worder literally lack the capacity to run out of breath or become tired.
I think the surface-metropole relations would be pretty strong. Like the subway, all you'd need to do is go down a flight of stairs and find yourself in the underground city.

Maybe over the sea to the west there's the desert continent. If so, that'd mean the pharaohs and desert kingdom rulers would get on with the undead pretty well, given their shared affinities. Or perhaps there'd be some squabbles because they both have overlapping, yet different beliefs and ideas about the afterlife. Like a spiritual turf conflict.

All of your ideas are pretty great, connecting a larger world together.
I haven't played Fallen London though, so I can't make that same connection unfortunately.

>> No.15637616

Yeah, like areas where life in general just seems to stay away, with certain emotions and vibes attached to it. Making those areas the perfect place to manifest paths to a spiritual analogue of that physical place.

>> No.15637620

Now this is how a guy who really loves his waifu answers.

Who is she?

>> No.15637628

There's no point in resisting something like this. Not that I would.

>> No.15637630

>undead slime hive-mind hunting me
>can only assume it's for 'research'

What was that one line? 'Stop, I can only get so aroused?' Although I can imagine the Dark Lich would find a way to remove that limit.

>> No.15637679

That's the closest we've gotten to a bonafide Palpatine Raiju.
Her electric discharges probably act like lightning strikes to instantly transform women who get near her.

>> No.15637684

Is that why they call it the force? It forces you to monster/incubize?

>> No.15637690
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She is a tomboyish dragon. There is a lot about her that I like to talk about, but too bad I can't right now.

>> No.15637699


Akantor Anon is that you?

>> No.15637730

>Yeah, a magical sun would be required, but I think it wouldn't put out nearly enough light or UV to keep a human healthy, considering the latter is probably death to vampires.
When I was brainstorming Undead Kingdoms, I remember having an idea for miniature green spirit realms that exist within the U.Ks. to cater to human visitors and citizens.
They'd also work well in the case some Undead MGs were engaging in husbando husbandry.

>> No.15637733


>> No.15637737

What would Mice think the book "Of Mice and Men" is about?

>> No.15637741
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No. But my waifu does have almost the same hair and scale color as her.

>> No.15637742

Anal, probably.

>> No.15637743

I keep thinking he posted that in 2016, fuuuck.

>> No.15637750

Two alps.

Dumb sluts.

>> No.15637754

Don't go all Lennie on the mice

>> No.15637777

Ah, I see. Well, fucking a tomboy dragon girl until she's a sopping, ahegaoing mess seems great. What better way to show you love than by completely flooding her until she gives in to it entirely?

>> No.15637784

I think the biggest mistake is all this stuff trying to treat undead as a natural and harmonious part of the universe when their very existence is the antithesis of that. Framing it more like creatures that fit nowhere trying to carve out a niche forcefully in the world would be far more believable.

The issue of building and expansion would be tremendously important too. Because while undead can be made from almost any remains, the old and sickly would be the worst to turn for soldiers and workers and so on. Young and hale bodies would be the best. That either means super slow expansion that counts on accidents or war. War being either harvesting the battlefields of other people's wars or making war themselves. Any grand expansionist undead kingdom would likely choose the second as it's the quickest way to accrue resources, new undead population and men.

So you really either have to give up the grande scale and large number of undead or you have to make them much more warlike. Alternatively you could also have a very low number of peaceful powerful undead and the grand scale if ninety percent of the place was mindless skeletons and zombies. It would make the place feel really empty but you could do it.

>> No.15637789

>Waifu'ing Magma-Tits
Anon that's dangerous. She's a smith.

>> No.15637796

It's possible. Force mind control is basically the most OP ability on the weak minded.

>> No.15637801

Monstergirls don't read books about men suffering, it makes them sad

>> No.15637808

have there been any other writefags that have taken up the SO FUCKING CUTE MY HEART HAS STOPPED mantle since his departure?

>> No.15637809

Skeleton war tho

>> No.15637821

>2017 is coming
I mean, lets face it. No wight would look my way. I'd be lucky to hit up my local graveyard in hopes of getting raped by a zombie. And that's if a pleb tier girl like giant mouse or devil bug doesn't get me first.

>> No.15637830

You make it sound easy. She is very competitive in bed and winning against her is a matter of whether she lowers her guard or not. But even if she wins, the post battlesex cuddles are great and full of "I love you"s and smug grins coming from the winner.

Like I said, she is not magma tits, only looks a little bit like her. She also works as a security for a Tanuki's company.

>> No.15637841

That's what makes it so sweet. You're fucking a dragon, after all. By definition, a being that no human can fell or overcome.
So when you do completely sexually overwhelm her, it's because you turn into a beast. A beast made out of love and dick.

It doesn't always work, but like you say, whatever the result, it means the sweaty post-sex is going to be fantastic. Winghugs if you lose, and cradling a sexually ravaged - and very cuddled - dragon in your arms if you win.

>> No.15637845

Maybe some are into frumpy boys.

>> No.15637853

>Giant Ant
So a Giant fire ant? Hopefully dragged back to be the colony cuddleslut

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>Giant fire ant
Lord, that must be some frightfully powerful stuff, even with MAMONO BANANA changing its influence. And to have so many of them biting you at once...

>> No.15637876

Would monstergirls like sensitive and fragile cute boys who are prone to tears?

>> No.15637878

>Hobtitty Dormouse

That sleep topheavy thing will never catch me. Looks like the hunter will become the hunted.

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All of them

>> No.15637885

That IS how hobmice hunt, you fool! You won't know you're in the trap until her legs are wrapped around your waist! Though that said she may not realize she caught anything for a few days after, either.

>> No.15637887

>may not realize she caught anything for a few days after, either.

But then I will have to nurse from her tits just to survive!

>> No.15637888


>> No.15637889

Wouldn't all myself frumpy. Just... antisocial?

>> No.15637892

Some are into the gloomy types.

>> No.15637910

Low energy is more accurate. I severely lack the mentle fortitude to traipse about high court.

>No wight who uses your constitution as an excuse to allow herself to ditch out of balls and functions
>No wight to snuggle on the couch with

>> No.15637914

Only if you were fortunate enough to take her face to face. Otherwise you have to hope dehydration makes you thin enough to use your own sweat and semen as lube to slip out.

>> No.15637927

Can Zombie Childhood friends exist

>> No.15637931

I don't see why she shouldn't be able to remove those limits. After all, she can subject the human body to so much pleasure that one can literally melt into goo, to be gathered up by her and added to her fold.
Why not cast a simple spell, or put a little bit of herself in your head, to recreate that effect just on your pleasure centers? And with so many girls, so many unified minds together within her, she can subject you to bliss in so many impossible, forbidden ways.

>> No.15637951

1) Have childhood friend
2) I love you but you are died
3) Zombie childhood friend

>> No.15637952

I need stories of MGs going even further beyond

>> No.15637960


Get in here and show him some love.

>> No.15637961

Yes but she will be your Wight Girlfriend

>> No.15637990

Oh, nice. A lizard or a salamander in a dress.
I can't quite tell yet.

>> No.15638001

They all look the same.

>> No.15638017


Don't be racist man

>> No.15638031

It's the truth!

At first glance you'd never be able to tell them apart!

>> No.15638040

Scale color

>> No.15638048

>Dark Angel
Goddammit, this is Belladonna from that All Dogs Go To Heaven series, isn't it?

>> No.15638052


And also one is literally on fire

>> No.15638063

I bet Horny Toad Lizatds would look cute though the jokes about her being horny might tire her

>> No.15638067

I never watched the series, but a winged, halo-toting kobold with an extra dose of nympho sounds like literal fucking heaven in both interpretations of that phrase.
Perfect combination of a cute, lewd, fluffy and loyal loli.

>> No.15638074


>all dogs go to heaven is about a homeless orphan girl and her dead ghost dog illegally gambling and shit

don bluth is a dick

>> No.15638083

Would shota fight club allow alps?

>> No.15638090

You forgot how the dog was taking advantage of her instead of helping her find a family like he'd promised to get her to go along with it, because Charlie is a hero!

>> No.15638117
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>yfw your waifu gets sweet onion chicken like an

>> No.15638120

That's inevitably going to get lewd. Who's going to start molesting who first?

>> No.15638123

That is the face of a woman who has gone without for too long.

>> No.15638132
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'Bird Seed', not even once.

>> No.15638133

I'll take my posts from Anon with some English please, and a side of sense.
Also, could you pass me some of the I-have-no-idea-what-you-were-trying-communicate-there sauce?

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I don't think it's a matter of "who," but "how long until the shotas are molested by the girls."

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Im not good at riddles

>> No.15638155

It's 3.50

>> No.15638159


How many stories have involved Monsters trying to assimilate into human life?

>> No.15638160

Oh no! That Manticore bully is going to pound me for being a nerd!

>> No.15638165

She's going to stuff her stinky meat-tube on your face and make you lick it!

>> No.15638168

All I remember is a bunch of unfinished ones on MGR & MGU

>> No.15638173

Not enough.

>> No.15638176

No! I don't wanna get Tailed!

>> No.15638178

I'm kind of doing a first-contact type of story.
>the tail-queef that travels along over a meter of stagnant meat and pussy-juices
This is what Manticores are.

>> No.15638184


I think it's a neat concept that needs to be explored more.

Like entire buildings, clothes, and electronics would have to be redone in order for monster girls to use them.

Plus it could be cool to see how they use their abilities in the work force.

>> No.15638186

Manticore tails don't have to be for lewd for instance you could hold one while walking with a manticore

>> No.15638189


>stinky meat-tube


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ok i'm done with this thread for the night

>> No.15638200
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>Hold a core by the tail as you walk down the road
>Her quill stings you
>You now can't think straight because you're so horny

>> No.15638202

You're acting like that's the first time someone's ever up and said that phrase in this place.
That sad and hilarious truth is that that's not an entirely novel concept here, for better or for worse.

>> No.15638207

I would like a dragoon delivery service
Larger elevators for tails and insect monsters
designated giant and mining areas to prevent accidents

>> No.15638217
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Sleep well anons. May your dreams bring you many happy hours with your waifu.

>> No.15638218

How do Manticores with weak venom even survive, it must be embarrassing to borrow a quill from a friend so that her husband isn't stabbed twenty times before he is horny

>> No.15638220

But I just woke up! It's morning and there's no-one to get in bed with!

>> No.15638227

Giant ants*

>> No.15638229

Crazy. its 10pm where I am. Im hoping to have dreams of shoggoths and kikis tonight.

>> No.15638240

I just woke up to the coldest london this summer

>> No.15638263

I wish. It's just about 7AM here, and I've gone yet another night without sleep.

I just want an anubis to cuddle with. Maybe an oppai loli like that one. But maybe a little smaller in the breasts, a little softer in the hips, rear and thighs.
Wherever it's in bed, both of us sleeping, or with her sleeping on my lap when I spend a whole night awake. Just so long as I can stroke that hair, brush that tail, and hug that anubutt.

>> No.15638267

Hardly any. Which is a shame because you could do a lot with it.

Could you tell us more?

>> No.15638273

They don't. All a manticore is, is her tail and its venom. She is literally worthless without it

>> No.15638279


I'd be fine with a weak venom Manticore, wouldn't even venomcuck her

>> No.15638286

>Implying a human boy could be faithful to a mantishit without a tail or venom
It's like asking a monstergirl to stay by you when you don't have a dick.

>> No.15638305

If you sever a manticores tail, do they die, or heal with a stub?

>> No.15638309

You get poop all over you.

Then you die.

>> No.15638315

But she would have a tail? Just because she might need to prick me a little extra doesn't stop me from loving her

>> No.15638343

Oppai loli sleeping undisturbed but dreaming of paizuri, rather than dreaming of being undisturbed but getting sleep-boob-raped while unconscious?

Arekishi is playing Opposite Day.

>> No.15638353

She likes it really, even if her husband is pretty much just an uncaring asshole who only likes her for her chest beefers.

>> No.15638369

What if your manticore wife want's you to experience a real tail for once, then it isn't cheating

>> No.15638370

Anybody got a link to some Goji-monstergirl fanfic?

>> No.15638380

What we should have is a british dragon That likes cricket

>> No.15638389

But her tail is a real tail and using any other tail is still cheating

>> No.15638396

Even people that like cricket don't like cricket.

>> No.15638402

>Could you tell us more?
Well there's no Monster Girls around, but then spirits/elementals start to happen, and how that impacts things, how do they fit into a world where humans run everything.

>> No.15638404

What is happening in this picture?

>> No.15638405

Is it just spirits that exist?

>> No.15638410

For a start, yes. All possible species don't just suddenly show up out of the blue. It's just spirits that are born under very specific circumstances. The story is describing the coming of an Undine.
Though I did have long-term plans of there already being things like Vampires or Mummies or Shoggs in hiding/hybernation

>> No.15638416
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I like cricket as background stuff, I've actually forgotten how exactly you win.

>> No.15638419

I'll say what could happen depends on the tech level and if the elementals corruption is still a thing. An undine has the most obvious uses with how important water is.

>> No.15638422

Well I'm not going to explain everything that's going to happen before I'm done writing it happen.

>> No.15638423


we may never know.

>> No.15638429

1. God I hate that face
2. Why is this pic relevant?

>> No.15638435

When you fight monsters see to it that you don't gain a harem

>> No.15638438

That's pretty much my late night tv when the comedy ends
Her shirt has the Logo of the Patriots, the cricket team for St.Kitts and nevis

>> No.15638439

What's that, some kind of pudding?

>> No.15638442

Nothing wrong with harems. All the greatest kings and legends of human history have had them.

>> No.15638445

>We will never see a cricket rivalry between British and Australian monsters.

>> No.15638447

Can't I just tell them no? If I beat them once then I can beat them again to stop rape

>> No.15638457

Mindflayers are utmost cute when hugged

>> No.15638463

They squish in just the cutest way, don't they #37981?

>> No.15638467

Not every man with a mindflayer wife is a thrall

>> No.15638469

Your number's up, your flay has begun, 24601!

>> No.15638471

I am not a number! I am a free man!

>> No.15638473

>God I hate that face
I'm sorry but I got it from /a. If I had money id pester bard or someone with a commission.

>> No.15638480

Look down, Look down, dont look them in the eye.

Look down, look down, we're squids until we die.

>> No.15638490

See you in a hour thread, I'm going to have a nap.

>> No.15638496

Hopefully catgirls wont sleep on your face

>> No.15638497
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And I'm Janet! Do not forget my name! Do not forget me! 24601...

>> No.15638501

You need to take two naps.

>> No.15638502

Oh, hey. I like Brab. He does some cool stuff. Shame about his feces though.

>> No.15638505

Kiki Kop is scary

>> No.15638506
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Would you love a chuff who's been exiled from the Jinko community for being too weak and squishy and unfit to be a warrior?

>> No.15638511

Sure and then we would train to take over the Jinko community

>> No.15638512

Yeah why not. She can play with the daughteru. That Maus can be her plushie.

>> No.15638518

She's just being forceful because she loves you.

>> No.15638521

That is a strange form of love

>> No.15638526

It's called tough love.

>> No.15638535

But I'm not breaking the law

>> No.15638540

But you're wasting your potential

>> No.15638545

It isn't against the law

>> No.15638547

But it's breaking her heart.

>> No.15638548

She is just a cop not like she is my wife

>> No.15638552
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unrequited love?

>> No.15638553

But what if she wants to be?

>> No.15638555

What is wrong with that fishj

>> No.15638556
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Asanagi really needs to do monster girls.

>> No.15638561

How your waifu react if she heard on the news a monster of her species raped a boy

>> No.15638562

Dammit, this meme again!

>> No.15638565
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How about angry japanese ghosts?

>> No.15638566

"how is this news?"

>> No.15638568

Chronic Worst Girlitis. Its pretty common. Symptoms include :
participating in a harem
being a fish
shit parents

>> No.15638569

As big fat cat tats go, those are some mighty fine big fat cat tats

>> No.15638571

>You go girl!
>Right on, sistah!
>He was asking for it, dressing up like that!
>I could go for one of those right about now

>> No.15638577

Unorthodox. Alps usually get raped, not the other way around.

>> No.15638579

Probably no reaction unless he was raped to death then she mad

>> No.15638581

"Slimes: 1, loser mons: 0"
"Heyyyy~ anon, time to make it 2-0..."

>> No.15638583

If said monster was a agoraphobic holstuar

>> No.15638584

She doesn't look all that approachable. How about she puts the weapon down and learns to wiggle out of TVs like a certain other cutie

>> No.15638589

But that's not a Maus. That's another chuff.

>> No.15638591

this one went against the grain and raped first, what would your alp say

>> No.15638592

Let's go Wolves! Yeah!

>> No.15638594

Sorry, didn't make far enough down the image to see the tail. I was... distracted.

>> No.15638598
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I enjoy them

>> No.15638600

>How incompetent of her.
>If she had any wiles worth a damn HE'D be the one pressing the issue.

>> No.15638601

Genuine sadness and distress because she doesn't want mindflayers hated more than they already are

>> No.15638602

Uh, why do those chuffs have slit pupils like a cat? Tigers don't have slit pupils.

>> No.15638607

Yeah that's right, I don't have pants on. Now you wanna help me out while you're down there?

>> No.15638608
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It's okay, we all were.
Have a chuff daughteru.

>> No.15638611

>ywn buy a smaller tv so your ghost gf comes out as a minigirl.

>> No.15638614

"The worst thing about these monster attacks is the monsterphobic backlash! You should remember that the Order has a history of violence too! Remember the crusades!"

>> No.15638616
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That's not how it works, she'll just get her fat ass stuck.

>> No.15638620

I was trying to imply she doesn't like the rapist or rape at all

>> No.15638624

I like monsters that don't like rape

>> No.15638627

Probably be worried she would feel the backlash.

>> No.15638630


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>> No.15638638

How would your waifu comfort you if your least favorite monster raped you

>> No.15638639

I keep staring at it hoping she tries to climb out, but nothing happens.

>> No.15638643

I have no idea why it's a gif.

>> No.15638645

Bathe me in goo and dissolve all the cat hair out of my pubes

>> No.15638646

Truly it was Anon's biggest ruse of the century

>> No.15638647

But I just saved it, I didn't name it a gif.

>> No.15638648

Laments for those poor starving alps that steal semen to survive.

Either that or say it's a stage 3.

>> No.15638649

Firery violent vengance

>> No.15638660

Lovingly hold me as I sob while slowly injecting loving memories into my brain with her tentacle

>> No.15638668

A small box full of monster ashes.

>> No.15638671
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You have to take proper care of your sword, anon. But using a whetstone to constantly sharpen it will shorten the blade's life-span! Just use oil and a swath of cotton.

>> No.15638674

but she might go to jail, those ashes had connections

>> No.15638677

Nobody's going to miss a matango.
Especially if it's possible the mofu mafia had something to do with it.

>> No.15638678

Beating the rapist to death while shouting "No one takes whats mine!"

>> No.15638679

>loving a mindflayer
why would you care about a second rape when you were already mind raped and if she really cared she would just remove your memories of the rape

>> No.15638683

Unicorn completely loses her shit

>> No.15638684

Then the Rapist would keep telling her how you screamed out in pleasure about how she was much better

>> No.15638691

Damn, and she'll never be able to have sex with you again without turning into a bicorn and becoming a cuckqueen.

>> No.15638697

Not all mindflayers are mind rapists and if she just erased all of it then I wouldn't actually be working through the issue and instead repress it

>> No.15638708

Swatch, anon. The word you're looking for is swatch.

>not making your squire do it

What are we, peasants?

>> No.15638710

>Wrecked Cait sith spits out blood and laughs
>"I satisfied him that night, I know it, he knows it and I think you know it too. it doesn't matter how better you get at sex, he'll always have me to compare it too.

>> No.15638716

Anon, gone is gone. There's no issue because it's all been erased. Repressed means buried. A lobotomy doesn't repress anything either.

>> No.15638721

The memory has to go somewhere and I wouldn't her to only know about it

>> No.15638723

Control herself and let the proper authorities handle it.

>> No.15638728

What kind of shitty waifu do you have?!

>> No.15638730

>The memory has to go somewhere
That's not how memory works anon. It's just a little neural path. One tiny break and it's gone.

>> No.15638731

>Not immediately going into a murder rage that will inevitability get her thrown in jail and keep her away from comforting you
wow what a shit waifu

>> No.15638736

>having competent law enforcement

You're a funny guy, anon.

>> No.15638739

still she will always know it happened

>> No.15638741

I'd still be raped, she would be in jail, ad the media would use the case to push a anti-monster message.

>> No.15638746

That's deep as fuck

>> No.15638748

Kiki Cops are no joke, rape laws are slowly actually being enforced
The second post you quoted was sarcasm

>> No.15638749

Law enforcement would be husband wife teams of strongmen and onis

>> No.15638750

Doesn't matter. That's her own memory of viewing your memory. It's not a memory that moved or got repressed or anything else. The guy is good and brainwashed squeaky clean.

>> No.15638752

They would have to be competent if they dealt with monstergirls.

>> No.15638753

Not really, she is just saying shit to get her mad

>> No.15638756

My question perhaps came off as more facetious than I meant it. I am genuinely intrigued as to what species is your waifu, that she exercises such self-control (and/or callousness)

>> No.15638760

Would watch it as a drama

>> No.15638761

But my Yandere Shoggoth would never allow me to be raped

>> No.15638764
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I guess she can polymorph a temporary pair but this still feels wrong.

>> No.15638765

Crow Tengu don't really seem like the type to fly off the handle when there's no good reason to.

>> No.15638766

Just because police exist doesn't make them effective or competent. There's dozens of countries where they're not just in the real world. You need a strong core infrastructure and government to be able to have a good police force. Monsters suck at infrastructure and rigid hierarchy. So their police would suck.

>> No.15638767

At least she can try that footjob thing she heard of

>> No.15638770

Can we stop talking about waifus being depressed because they failed to protect your smile

>> No.15638771

>that will inevitability get her thrown in jail and keep her away from comforting you
Sounds like a shitty waifu. A good waifu wouldn't get caught.

>> No.15638772

No the sadness shall flow!

>> No.15638773

But what if she disguised herself as a woman close to you and raped you to drive you away from her and into her arms?

>> No.15638776

This is true, Monsters shouldn't be cops. Monsters should be Judges.

>> No.15638779

We don't need any more Waifus being NTR'd by a fat faceless tanuki

>> No.15638783

But my waifu is a chubby tanuki so why would she ntr herself

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No, the semen must flow!

>> No.15638790

>Ten years in the cuddle cubes, creep

>> No.15638792

You'd be NTR'd by an intern or something.

>> No.15638796

Really gives a new meaning to the meat wagons.

>> No.15638797

She'd get NTR'd by her more powerful single boss threatening to leave you destitute if you don't capitulate.
And then you save the situation by turning it into bigamy with your wife having the higher rank in your harem.

>> No.15638798

so a evilly beautiful skinny monster would rape you so a subversion of the usual rapist

>> No.15638799

Don't you know how it works? You just get NTR'd by a fatter, richer tanuki.

>> No.15638801

I'd still fuck her.

>> No.15638803

Hey guys why don't Yetis and Zombies start a hugging club to talk about hugging

>> No.15638810

What happens when you marry the thickest and richest Tanuki

>> No.15638819

Her envious rivals combine in the the fatter, richer, mega Tanuki. They'll hire kunoichi and watch them rape you with their massively tight[/spoiler] cunts.

>> No.15638820

because they are too busy hugging their husbands

>> No.15638824

Then Tanukicron the Ham Planet descends on the world.

>> No.15638825

Seems ctrl+s has failed me.

>> No.15638827

But I already have a waifu and she and I agreed to no Harems

>> No.15638830

>That's no archipelago of moons, it's a bushy tail!

>> No.15638840

I like scaled tails the best, how about you guys

>> No.15638843

Fluff or bust.

>> No.15638850

>no tough girl that stutters when you molest her tail

>> No.15638855

Dead tail is best tail

>> No.15638856

I'd rather get her consent before touching tail

>> No.15638861

Haha, what? It's not like a guy can rape a girl.

>> No.15638865
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Boys love meat!

>> No.15638868

Elves are adorable and should be spoiled

>> No.15638870

Long thick spade tails.

>> No.15638871

You my friend have no plan.
With the right skill and planning, even the lilims can fall to surprise sex
its the aftermath that's the problem

>> No.15638875

>Boys love to cook meat
Fixed that for you, darling.

>> No.15638878

What happens when you rape an alp elf?

>> No.15638879

>I, ahnmnhm, r-rheal- hhghngh, lo- ahaaghaghaahh! Damn that went in deep!
Alpfags suck big black spadetails.

>> No.15638888

If she consents then she can't say she isn't feeling it

>> No.15638893

I need the fluffiest tails you have.

>> No.15638894

It's twice as super effective.

>> No.15638895

>Train and prepare for years
>Finally capture a Lilim and have your wicked way with her
>It turns out she's a total power-bottom
>She's been waiting for someone stupid enough to try this for centuries, darling
>"You don't get to ravish and run, Dear. Aftercare is one of the best parts of any relationship. I read it in a book!"
>Not as planned

>> No.15638899

How do you even tell the genders apart if they don't have a penis?
I don't think you'd notice the difference.

>> No.15638900

I like a skeleton's tailbone

>> No.15638905

Oni BBQ!

>> No.15638909

You can tell by faggotty behavior and exclamations like "gosh darnit!", "surf's up dudes and dudetterinos" and "turnwinkle by-the-shore-avon, laddies, what ho!".

>> No.15638911

still a victory

>> No.15638916

What monster is known to be kind loving and gentle but still able to protect herself

>> No.15638920

Troll? Trolls are strong and gentle.

>> No.15638924

I want to meet my succubus waifu's alp mother and see how much they are alike.

>> No.15638926

All of them.

Just kidding, mice probably can't protect anything. Least of all their small, sniffable bodies.

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>> No.15638930

>Least of all their small, sniffable bodies.
Where have you been hiding mouse sniffer?

>> No.15638931

But a mouse can call in her extended family to help

>> No.15638934

Not him but I refer you to>>15635385

>> No.15638938

Id plan to get a dragon, or having sex with a fox so she gains tails without knowing how

>> No.15638941
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You have to do the research or else you might not realize you're raping an alp.

>> No.15638947

Elves have the cutest noses, what did you think I'd say ears, what are you an elfist

>> No.15638948

No, I'm an elfer.

>> No.15638953

>Stealth tail boosting
Weird but interesing

>> No.15638962

How would one even get away with that?

>> No.15638963

When hugging a slime make sure you don't get stuck in her

>> No.15638964

I'm an elfologist, and I find this disagreeable.

>> No.15638974


Simple, paralysis spells and knock out stuff
by the time she gets enough tails to counter that shit, shell be addicted to your cum.

>> No.15638979

Sleep sex. Learn what nerves to press to keep her just barely under and waking up the next morning with a lasting glow and relaxed muscles. Do it often enough that she begins to stockpile energy and produce another tail. Have her bond to your spirit energy without even meeting her face to face. Watch her go an entire conversation talking about her husband like she has one before she catches herself and gets awkward.

>> No.15638988

She might snap and go yan hunting you down.

>> No.15638990

Wouldn't she end up recognizing her own DE signature on you, though?

>> No.15638994

so when she turns your way, you metal gear it out of there.
Or wear energy dampening stuff

>> No.15638995

She would never meet you.

>> No.15638996

Don't let your older sis stop you from playing with the neighbor girl

>> No.15638998
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We'll elope!

>> No.15639002

Mini mofu molestation!

>> No.15639007

No, this is wrong! Always listen to your older sis, she knows best!

>> No.15639009

I would be fun if the she was unsure and as time went on it drove her mad to the point she rapes you in public

>> No.15639019
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So there's the long as fuck 7 meter daki for Lamias
The L-shaped daki for centaurs and the like
the experimental daki that Wockfag is going to try with wings to give him wing cocoons
That one Lala daki where her head is a separate pillow

What other interesting monstergirl dakis could be made?
It's been fun to see the impact the rise of monstergirls has had on the daki market

>> No.15639023

But she told me the neighbor family is the wrong species whatever that means

>> No.15639024

She needs a warm blanket and some hot cocoa.

>> No.15639035

Even if an alp can trick a man into impregnating her the succubus daughter should still be considered an alp

>> No.15639043
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Hear me now, fruit of my loins,
Into our cabal another man joins!
He who was once a man, with an eager dick,
Soon will look at her pussy and get sick!
Other men's pleasures he'll grant, fulfill their dreams,
While her belly from their seed burst at the seams!

>> No.15639045

The only way to give birth to an alp is if you could somehow get a human boy to monsterize in the womb.

>> No.15639051

Rather just play with my older sis

>> No.15639055

Human boys don't monsterize. Incubi do. And they need to be faggots to do so. Babies can't really be faggots.

>> No.15639062


Still think that ___ pussy shit is annoying but I can totally imagine alps of different species spying on all the different kingdoms, masquerading as one of them, only rarely donning black robes and converging together in a cellar somewhere to drink beer, eat nachos, and play D&D.

>> No.15639071

I bet they all play male characters that act super macho.

>> No.15639076

but your neighbor has a present for you

>> No.15639084

Incubi don't monsterize either. An Alp-to-be wouldn't make it that far.
Alps are when a human male intentionally self-destructs his spirit energy producing faculties rather than dicking MGs.

>> No.15639091

that is alpist, their daughters are as much of a succubus as one born from a succubus mother

>> No.15639118

Don't treat your alp friends any different

>> No.15639124

Ice Cold Foxcicles!

>> No.15639130

>You meet up with your best buddy one day after a while not seeing them
>They alped
>Don't even flinch, just go see that stupid movie and laugh at it with them like you planned
Could be fun.

>> No.15639153

>Continue to be friends as if nothing happened
>Alp friend asks why you're not treating them differently because they Alp'd
>Convenient wind blows your hair
>Sun convieniently shines from behind
>Turn to face them
>"Because no matter what happens, you're still my bro"
And ever since then the Alp's panties were never dry again

>> No.15639186

Kitsune give new meaning to the phrase "There's no atheists in foxholes."

>> No.15639193

Time to find the village of shortstack foxes

>> No.15639196

You go do that, Im off to the Magitec city to get my ass a golem

>> No.15639201

Who wants to share a foxhole with me?

>> No.15639204

I shall.
Can you shine such a place?
Tiny, but well endowed, kitsune going about their lives?

I may have to fondle some foxes

>> No.15639252

She would team up with me and beat that monster.

What kind of monster has the "balls" defile a dragon's hoard anyway?

>> No.15639257

Frozen foxes need warm mittens, a wool muffler, and an emergency Yeti

>> No.15639286
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It's early morning


>> No.15639293

I want to wake up my waifu by pulling on her tentacles!

I'll apologize by letting her turn me into a squid for a full day

>> No.15639296

But it's time to open the store.

Damn, I wish I could still sleep for 12 hours.

>> No.15639357


>> No.15639376

Running a small store with a monster girl waifu has to be a great, cozy life

What kind of stuff would you sell?

>> No.15639387

Don't know about him, but I'd sell euthanasia potions.

>> No.15639392

Everything. Books, magazines, candy, toys, cheap ass headphones, flashlights, legos, toys, icecream, mangas, comic books, etc...

It would be pretty nice if I had a monster girl to talk while I'm over there.

>> No.15639396

What kind of herb is that?

>> No.15639405


>> No.15639407

Sounds soothing.

>> No.15639410

Feels like heaven.

>> No.15639424

>It would be pretty nice if I had a monster girl to talk while I'm over there.

You should hire an Unagi-Joro, I bet they make the best convenience store clercs

>> No.15639456

Candy, alcohol, magazines, frozen meals, news papers.

Basically a normal corner shop, would be fun to run a store like that with a cute Hobgoblin wife.

>> No.15639544

She does look like a very kind monster. I just hope she doesn't sell herself to our male customers.

>> No.15639552

Heavens, it seems your Waifu has for some reason been confused for Sun Goddess Gwen. Now you have to travel to Anor Londo and beat Smough and Ornstein get her back.
Whatever will you do?

>> No.15639555

I want to wake up a Flayer by licking my finger and shoving it inside her ear

>> No.15639558

Just make sure you go into the real Anor Londo. If you see Anor Londos appear in places where they're not supposed to be, they're probably Anor Londo mimics.

>> No.15639565

Raise from my chair and proceed to rescue her. It will take more than a dragonslayer and an executioner to stop my love. I'm going to link her flame if you know what I mean.

>> No.15639574

>Whatever will you do?
I will train until I can fight, defeat all everything in the way and then save her. And I'll be sure to link her flame~

>> No.15639584

My waifu would have a blast if that happened, within a week Anor Londo would become a sanctuary where people lose their mind and have sex in the name of the great old ones

I'd pick her up before a pesky hero tries to defeat her, she is great at corruption but not so much at direct confrontation

This is how you engage yourself in a flay-off, good luck coming out with your sanity intact

>> No.15639590

You'll want to keep a lot of undead shrooms in stock, and preferably set up near a Ghoulyard, a Zombie village or one of the general undead settlements.

In fact, why not ditch the hemlock altogether and sell undead shrooms as a superior alternative? If that won't work for your clients, use shroom as the active substance in your potion.

>> No.15639615

>Pontiff Sulyvahn got my waifu

Is this where I go full doomguy? Because it fucking feels like it.

>> No.15639623

You should say that to her. There is no way she will resist my wet finger and tickling techniques.

If you see a Mindflayer with crazy eyes and heavy breathing you know what got her.

>> No.15639628

But we live in Yarnham

>> No.15639630

Yes and eros would probably grant you ridiculous powers because if there's one thing she doesn't appreciate it's people fucking with happy couples.

>> No.15639634
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Tell the DL there's an entire kingdom full of monsters that don't know about the joy of being monstergirls. Also since she's all about love when I tell her what happened to my waifu she will understand it as well.

See how she organizes an army to invade it and join.

>> No.15639635

>wanting to become undead
We serve those that are fed up with existence, not plebs with shit taste.

>> No.15639674

>all this unrelenting edge
It's too early for this shit. I'm going back to bed.

>> No.15639752

I wanna be cuddled by a big Monster Girl

>> No.15639759

I wanna be hugged roughly and given lots of smug smiles by a big monster girl because she finally catched me.

>> No.15639760
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Step aside kikis and shoggos, there's a new maid in the mansion.

>> No.15639769

But dogs get hair everywhere.

>> No.15639777

Not if you make them wear latex gimpsuits all the time!

>> No.15639780

My weakness!

>> No.15639794

And her name is Wurmaid!

>> No.15639808

Fuck, i woke up today with a hunger for maids and you just made me snap.

I hope you are happy Anon.

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>> No.15639828

Can a Wurm ever be a good maid?

>> No.15639835


good or effective?

because the former doesn't necessarily involve the latter.

>> No.15639841


>> No.15639854

>tfw no maid that is way more powerful than yourself.

>> No.15639864

>tfw she won't get slightly annoyed when you keep calling her mastah

>> No.15639867
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You fools cling to your maids when it is clear that imp familiars are the superior servants!

>> No.15639868

>you will never teach your daughteru the pleasures of anal sex

>> No.15639882

I prefer to serve the demons.

>> No.15639898
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>your daughteru will never rub your walnut

>> No.15639900

My what?

>> No.15639914

>no group of mischievous and really lewd Arch Imp maid sisters who can't help themselves when there's a full moon
Why do I even live?

>> No.15639933

>not teaching your daughteru the wonders of motherhood
Apply yourself, anon

>> No.15639938

I've had this very basic plot for a while, but no matter how I go at it I cannot make it work

>Modern setting
>Monsters live peacefully with humans
>Some countries are still human-only
>MC is born in a human country
>Lives a shitty life
>Goes to a monster country
>Life becomes great

Is this idea doomed to fail, or am I missing something?

>> No.15639941

No anon, then you'll eventually end up fucking generations of your own daughteru descendants, that's not a road anyone should go down.

>> No.15639945

But I like my maid because of her personality, not because she cleans good.

>> No.15639948

Seems simple enough to not be doomed.

>> No.15639956

Seems fine to me.

>> No.15639957
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Yes. And?
Are you gay or something?

>> No.15639968

It sounds cliche as fuck, but somehow no one has ever developed fully the potential of such a plot.

>Not having the plot be just a reversed EMG plot where anon the human actually has to travel to monster girl city for scholarship/work opportunities and has to live with a monster family host

Why is this so unexplored?

>> No.15639972

No, I just don't fancy being an insufferable degenerate

>> No.15639977

How old should you be to be able to fuck that many of your descendants?

>> No.15639988

Tell me more about Monster Dakis

>> No.15640007

Still trying to figure out how to make a Kraken daki. I've drawn up at least 20 designs on how to make a pillow have pillow tentacles.

>> No.15640018

About 70-80 years old.

>> No.15640037

Well from what I've read, Tomaru isn't exactly human. More like some kind of immortal ntr demon.

>> No.15640038

Every time I see that image I feel disgusted, and more knowing how that faggot is.

>> No.15640039

I'm too poor to afford a maid.

>> No.15640043

Have you considered having the tentacles as sheets that attach and detach to the main daki via a button?

Two on the bottom and one on each side. Four sheets total.

>> No.15640053

>>Monsters live peacefully with humans


>> No.15640073

Why would you even do something like that? Even in a setting with MGs, this is really disgusting.

>> No.15640082


Because some people are just sick fucks

>> No.15640086
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Or a Lich. A Lich would love an experiment like this, especially to see how the Apophis applies her techniques while in half-snake form to this body and vice-versa, especially of the sexy kind.

I could totally see an Apophis commissioning a Lich for this. Hmm, it might even make an interesting story:

Apophis and Pharaoh decide to settle their differences. BY EXPERIENCING THEM. Their lower halves reversed, they come to understand one another's perspective a bit more.

Could even take it a step further in that they try ruling each other's kingdom for a day in said forms at some point. A challenge of skill, rather than cheap tricks (Apophis) or overwhelming power (Pharaoh).

Just imagine pic-related leading into a crimson, purple-like-her-hair, golden or tanned snake-half. Heck, her snake "pet" would sure find it interesting to have their master be all the more similar to them. Cute girls and their pets!

>> No.15640087

>reversed EMG

Now that has a lot of potential, you could even make variations of it with different species of host families

Who said rape is not a peaceful activity?

>> No.15640093

>more knowing how that faggot is.
How is he? Never played the game but he looks like a cool guy

>> No.15640101
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>he looks like a cool guy

>> No.15640108


>Who said rape is not a peaceful activity?

Achmed please

>> No.15640118
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>Elves are adorable and should be spoiled
I concur. Spoiled with good food, good cheer and a child to call their own. Even half-elves who may or may not look like a certain jealous witch.

>> No.15640121
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what do?

>> No.15640122

From the wiki

Tomaru is a cruel, selfish, and arguably sociopathic man who does everything and anything only to satisfy himself. He completely lies to Kagura, continues to have sex with other girls and even marries Tomoe despite his promise to her, simply because she was heir to the Sawagoe family. Despite the fact that he claims that his half-sister Moegi is his 'favorite', he still uses her love toward him and forces her along with Kagura, Arisu, and Hatsuka into prostitution. Even though Tomoe is his legal wife, it is implied that he doesn't treat her like one and abuses her and the Sawagoe Family's fortune.

Tomaru also failed as a father as most of his male children such as Shun and Makoto resent him, although it is said that he was fond of Ayumu, who is unique among all the offspring of it being known that he was acknowledged, and he impregnates many of his female children almost regardless of age as Hajime Inou died because her body wasn't developed enough to go through childbirth. He is shown not to care for the suffering of others, and he physically abused his son Kei up to the point that the boy suffered psychological trauma.

In summary, a scumbag.

>> No.15640126

Holy fucking shit.

>> No.15640128

Nothing, I don't like masochists.

>> No.15640129


>> No.15640130


Lingerie is one of my greatest weaknesses. Curse you, Kagerou.

>> No.15640132

aww jeez there goes muh dick

>> No.15640134

Eros is a religion of peace

>> No.15640139

I want to build a wall around the Houris.

>> No.15640155

Oww, come on

The Houris don't even rape, it's all a cultural misunderstanding

>> No.15640160
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Houris can fly.

>> No.15640161


>> No.15640193

Strap paladins on kites, we're bringing the fight to their turf

>> No.15640194
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Wendigos are good hunters.

>> No.15640211

I want a Wendigo to hunt one of the weird giant pig with a lot of eyes and serve it to me for dinner

>> No.15640224

I want to hunt a loli Wendigo, tie her up really tight, and then take her home and feed her stretchy anime meat while she's still tied up.

>> No.15640226

>he'd rather give it to some stranger than his daughteru(s) who love him best
That's the real disgust right there.

>> No.15640232

How tall is your favorite Monster Girl? How does she compare to you? How do each of you feel about the height difference if any?

>> No.15640237

>summon hunter Stretchy_Meat92 for boss fight
>she hides in her coat spamming R1 on the other side of the boss arena
>muffled noises coming from her mic

>> No.15640238


>> No.15640244

She's 5 feet tall which is 8 inches shorter than me. It's really comfy whenever we cuddle, except on the days she tries to be the big spoon. Then it's really cute and I keep quiet for her sake.

>> No.15640258

I'd say Mindflayers are (on average) taller than humans because of the way they stand on their tentacles

I like taller, I like smaller, I like the same size, it really doesn't matter although I do have a slight preference for the same size

>> No.15640268

>anti spider nation

>> No.15640272


Taller but since she isn't a dragon the difference wouldn't be that great.

>> No.15640275


>> No.15640297

Crow Tengu would probably be short, but I like to think of her as around my size as I'm scrawny.

>> No.15640299

I love crabs, not just to eat, I like the way they look, I find them cute. But if I came up face to face with this I would shit myself.

>> No.15640306
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Another very nice kej by Toxxxic

>> No.15640307

Taller, although I'm a manlet so it's not really that difficult.

>> No.15640312

It's called sexual emergency, anon

>> No.15640317

>don't gain a harem
John Travolta The Fuck.gif

>> No.15640318

>Hair not long enough

On the other hand, that clothing is gorgeous and those hair pins are classy as fuck

>> No.15640322

>Hair doesn't get to the floor

>> No.15640323

Why not? I'm bored and lonely and I'd like to tie little girls up, it seems like a nice idea.

>> No.15640328

Those are some really silly shoes.

>> No.15640334

Bathe me in her blood.

>> No.15640340

Can she really bleed that much?

>> No.15640343

I want to smoke Wonderland Weed with a Jubjub.

>> No.15640347

Needs sluttier maidwear.

>> No.15640349

>that hand

>> No.15640353

She will as she's rent limb from limb by the wife.

>> No.15640357

You could make her wear a latex maid dress with latex lingerie underneath, that'd be pretty lewd.

>> No.15640359

I want to report you to the Wonderland police so you'll spend the year in Wonderland jail.

>> No.15640360
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Well then, you'll be disappointed to know I am 190% more selfdeprecating in my drawings compared to my writing. Here it is. I also did something else and will post it next.

>> No.15640363

Hey, it's not illegal to be around a Jubjub! That's really racist anon, you're a terrible person!

>> No.15640365
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>When hugging a slime make sure you don't get stuck in her
That just takes a little time and two people willing to work together to overcome. The REAL challenge is ensuring Slime junior doesn't splatfest themselves on you every homecoming.

>> No.15640380

Latex is nice to look at, not so much running your hands on. Then there's the squeaking if it's too tight. If she's gonna wear a long skirt like that then she can't use underwear, and and garterbelts and stockings are lost on long skirts. If she' s going to tease with that, she'd be better using fishnets. A shorter skirt with stockings never fails, just above or below the knee. That lace on the neck I could do without as well, it draws attention away from the breasts and adds an unneeded bit of extra covering, not to mention it's just losing time as you unwrap her.

>> No.15640382
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Slime daughterus are stronk.

>> No.15640387

>Latex is nice to look at, not so much running your hands on.
Not if it's chlorinated or well lubricated and shined.
>Then there's the squeaking if it's too tight.
That's the best part!

>> No.15640389


How happy would your favourite girl be to get her first creampie?

>> No.15640393
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I still have much to improve on.

>> No.15640396

But Slime daughters are just smaller versions of their mother born from division

>> No.15640404

>that face
Bakadere if I ever saw one.

>> No.15640406

Not when you cum in them, the mother, then she's part of you too.

>> No.15640407
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>tfw you missed all the femdom talk
I just want a Hellwan to treat me rough in bed and give me lots of love bites, and then hold me close like a teddy bear after we finish.

>> No.15640410
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Eh, I can kinda see the appeal (because I'm a sick fuck who likes devil bugs)
But after reading >>15640122 I feel bad about it. So disclaimer: I'd only impregnate my recursively-incestuous insect daughterus when THEY rape ME.

>> No.15640412

Are you kobold anon?

>> No.15640413

Yes, that's me.

>> No.15640416

You weaksauce piece of shit.

>> No.15640417

That moment when I realize I might have a bit of a scar fetish.

...As in being on the receiving end.

>> No.15640426

I like a woman with scars, personally.

>> No.15640427

Is it legal to catch devilbugs around your house for sexual purposes?

>> No.15640432

>Creampie your Slime waifu X number of times
>She mixes your cum and her slime to make brand new slime matter
>She then creates a Slime daughter using that new matter

Well, I know all children are born from your seed, but it doesn't feel right with Slimes
How can I get it out of my head that she used to be my cum when I kiss or hug her?