What would you do in this situation?

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Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:34:44 2016 No.15615516 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:35:43 2016 No.15615523 >>15615516 NASTY SEX

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:37:52 2016 No.15615534 Fuck her in one of those vagina portals she has

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:46:21 2016 No.15615564 >>15615516 gap to the hot spring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:47:49 2016 No.15615572 Paizuri with Yukari's heavy, sagging breasts!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:50:58 2016 No.15615582 >>15615572 saggy paizuri!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:52:44 2016 No.15615589 Turn around and try to find another girl to mating press.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:53:13 2016 No.15615591 Go back home

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:55:10 2016 No.15615604 File: 1.46 MB, 2000x2857, 2fe76ecd4ac7e6632b098a486fb86317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15615589 Well look at this Anon, acting all picky! Beggars can't be choosers, mister! Now take that granny fanny and PLOW IT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:57:57 2016 No.15615628 LOLI FORM NOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 17:59:00 2016 No.15615636 I like to think Yukari wears a garter belt and no panties. No one can tell, with that long skirt she wears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:03:00 2016 No.15615654 >>15615604 Okay but I won't do this with a smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:07:47 2016 No.15615676 >>15615589 Too bad, now Yuckarin will mating press you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:08:28 2016 No.15615680 Where's Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:15:35 2016 No.15615712 Yukari's old infertile barren womb

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:17:44 2016 No.15615720 File: 12 KB, 105x182, Nasty reminder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15615516 Run

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:43:36 2016 No.15615838 [x] sniff the ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 18:48:39 2016 No.15615865 >>15615838 It likely smells really bad, why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:00:51 2016 No.15615917 >>15615712 A womb is never infertile, some just need more semen pumped in them than others!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:37:12 2016 No.15616031 >>15615516 Yukari seems to be implying dirty thoughts. My, my... what's wrong with just sitting down with her and having an intelligent conversation for once? Why does it always seem to be about sex, sex, SEX???!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:38:59 2016 No.15616033 >>15616031 She knows she can't have an intelligent conversation with you so your presence can only mean one thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:50:18 2016 No.15616074 File: 432 KB, 800x911, Yukari bridging the gap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15616033 Damn it! That mean's I'm only good for one thing. I'm tired of being just a sex object for the gap hag! Outrageous, I say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:57:57 2016 No.15616099 Its not fair I'll never get to mating press the Yukari. My life is meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 19:58:12 2016 No.15616101 >>15616074 i can be the sex object if you want

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 20:00:04 2016 No.15616106 >>15616033 What does Yukari talk about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 20:49:47 2016 No.15616345 >>15616106 Old lady things: the weather, her pets, her gross medical problems, how easy young folks have it, racism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 21:10:19 2016 No.15616398 >>15615865 i enjoy being abused

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 21:35:37 2016 No.15616459 >>15615720 Great doujin.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 22:10:02 2016 No.15616546
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Yukari: Voted most likely youkai to have a penis or to grow in a penis in a doujin for ten consecutive years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 22:15:20 2016 No.15616556 >>15615516 I just want a cup of sugar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 22:17:52 2016 No.15616569 >>15616556 Is that an euphemism for sweaty sex?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 22:19:54 2016 No.15616572 >>15616556 What does a fatty like you need sugar for? Stop eating all those unhealthy foods and get some exercise!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 23:48:33 2016 No.15616906 >>15616569 no, it's a euphemism for "I need a cup of sugar". >>15616572 Hey, I don't judge you for being the cheapest cocksucker in town, don't judge me for wanting to enjoy some home-made cookies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 23:57:47 2016 No.15616942 >>15616906 Why do you need a euphemism to express a statement meant to be taken literally?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:07:05 2016 No.15616984 File: 647 KB, 653x505, pure maiden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15616546

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:12:32 2016 No.15617000 >>15616984 I was waiting (and hoping) for your reply. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:36:56 2016 No.15617092 >>15615516 Are high pitched screams of horror permitted? I think I would go with that option.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:40:23 2016 No.15617101 >>15615516 I'd wake up from my dream with tears in my eyes and roll over in bed, depressed over the fact that Yukarin isn't real and come to the horrifying realization that I have to put up with my shitty existence until the day I die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:45:46 2016 No.15617127 >>15616984 I've masterbated to this doujin far too many times than I feel comfortable about

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 00:54:58 2016 No.15617176 >>15617127 Really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 03:04:33 2016 No.15617617 File: 347 KB, 500x500, tumblr_nwv4d9FZmz1rrda62o1_r1_1445922217_cover[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15616942 He's on a higher level of irony than you. Watch and learn, young one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 03:31:02 2016 No.15617679 Play some video games with her. I'm lonely and online isn't the same as playing in the same room as someone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 03:34:22 2016 No.15617690 >>15617679 At the very least I bet there won't be some rude brazilians yelling stuff!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 09:40:45 2016 No.15618671 >>15615516 "whips out dck*"

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 09:45:10 2016 No.15618681 >>15617617 Is the tumblr filename part of the ironic layers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 09:48:24 2016 No.15618701 Turn 720 degrees and come outside

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 09:51:41 2016 No.15618715 >>15615516 With that facial expression, the only place I can see this going is hard femdom, whether I want it or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 10:10:06 2016 No.15618762 >>15616546 >>15618715 >Implying this is a bad thing.

Anonymous Mon Aug 1 10:21:53 2016 No.15618798

>>15618762
It's an amazing thing as long as I haven't finished fapping in the last 20 or so minutes.

I was primarily pointing out that it's basically the only option as far as I can tell, and not my (or anybody else's) choice to make. Which might be a biased view since I'm a full-blown masochist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 10:34:39 2016 No.15618839 File: 2.92 MB, 1364x1467, tmp_16490-__yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_sa_haru__6505cf2ea86fbbc64e9780b97e030f97-1717895393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15615516 Ask her to do really lewd things to me with her gloves!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 17:07:31 2016 No.15620346 I'd only fuck her if she uses her gap powers so I can only see her lower half.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 17:38:41 2016 No.15620467 >>15620346 That's mean! Yukari is a cute girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 22:31:48 2016 No.15621865 >>15618681 For the purposes of this conversation, yes. I didn't have the file name and just got it through google, no bully ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 22:32:49 2016 No.15621872 >>15618681 Y-yes, definitely. I didn't have the file and just got it through google, no bully ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 1 23:55:13 2016 No.15622202 I ask her if Ran is home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:07:52 2016 No.15622238 File: 534 KB, 1200x850, I'm going to stare at Yukari's naked feet for hours!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:09:40 2016 No.15622244 File: 404 KB, 800x600, 1366513879240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:21:00 2016 No.15622279 File: 123 KB, 1200x850, asdfasdfa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15622238 Draw on her with permanent marker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:26:31 2016 No.15622300 >>15622244 I want to be Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:27:52 2016 No.15622305 File: 478 KB, 800x600, 1366515900467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15622244

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 00:56:47 2016 No.15622429 >>15622305 >nazrinatcomputer.jpg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 01:19:31 2016 No.15622499 >>15615516 ask where Ran ist.

Anonymous Tue Aug 2 01:28:03 2016 No.15622541

Yukari, would you please stop being a provocative fucking whore whenever I come to you for something? You're pretty but I don't want to fuck ANYBODY. It's not personal, I just don't want it... I mean for christ sake, Yukari, all I came here for is some god damn butter!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 01:29:37 2016 No.15622551 File: 1.29 MB, 1500x2142, 1335263933430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never get a silky gloved handjob from Yukari >you will never get a messy paizuri from Yukari

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 01:31:27 2016 No.15622559 >>15622541 it seems she is the ones the one that wants the butter if you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 01:31:40 2016 No.15622562 >>15622551 I want to smell her armpits!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 11:16:06 2016 No.15624111 >>15622551 >you will never get a silky gloved handjob from Yukari Now I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 11:46:25 2016 No.15624250 >>15622238 Give them a kiss.

Anonymous Tue Aug 2 12:18:52 2016 No.15624431
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>>15622551

“Anyway, so we’re back at my place and listen to this.” She moves in closer to the
table. “She’s had enough champagne by now to get a fucking oni tipsy, and get this—”
“She let you fuck her without a condom?” one of us asks.
Sanae rolls her eyes up. “This is a Youkai girl. She’s not from the village.”
Youmu taps me on the shoulder. “What does that mean?”
“Anyway, listen,” Sanae says. “She would… are you ready?”
She pauses dramatically.
“She would only give me a hand job, and get this… she kept her glove on."
She sits back in her chair and sips her drink in a smug, satisfied sort of way.
We all take this in solemnly. No one makes fun of Sanae's revelatory statement or
of her inability to react more aggressively with this chick. No one says anything but we are all thinking the same thought: Never pick up a Youkai girl.
“This girl was wearing a fucking glove?” Marisa asks, still shocked. “A glove? Jesus,
why didn’t you just jerk off instead?”

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 12:30:14 2016 No.15624485 >>15624431 Aww I wanted a Yukarin paizuri story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 12:52:22 2016 No.15624568 >>15624431 Imagine how bad poor little Yukari must feel when she finally decides to make something special and she just gets mocked and bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 15:22:06 2016 No.15625079 >>15624431 Marisa is a meanie! Yukarin's gloves are the silkiest and best gloves!

Anonymous Tue Aug 2 16:56:41 2016 No.15625459

>>15622244
>>15622305
All part of the plan. Yukari sheds some crocodile tears, some unsuspecting dude takes pity on her, gives her a reassuring hug and tells her everything will be fine. She then runs her gloved hand under the back of his shirt and pulls him tightly into her attempting to seduce him like a succubus would to her prey.

a) She then repeatedly rapes the helpless guy
b) She proceeds to eat him alive
c) Both a and b
d) The answer is probably c. Probably!

Anonymous Tue Aug 2 18:09:19 2016 No.15625866

>>15625459
It's answer A sadly enough.

God that series went to NTR shit later on which is just NO GOOD.

Also Uggo there apparently got a baseball bat for a dong. It's kinda pathetic.

Him getting cut up and roasted woulda been better than what we got.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 2 22:14:25 2016 No.15627178 File: 109 KB, 341x237, 1462120586233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15615604

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 18:33:31 2016 No.15631375 File: 293 KB, 900x900, 49566194_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15615628 She went long

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 10:51:37 2016 No.15634462 >>15615516 I want to do anal with Yukari's dirty asshole!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 11:09:23 2016 No.15634514 >>15615712 Yukarin's hungry womb that only gets more fertile with age!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 16:07:00 2016 No.15636143 File: 650 KB, 1010x890, 1395290161763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15616556 I just want Yukari to be my sugar mama and enable me by giving me all kinds of fun substances to abuse

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 16:41:09 2016 No.15636243 >>15636143 >clip

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 17:28:31 2016 No.15636387 File: 130 KB, 600x888, Yukarin Feet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari's erotic feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 17:35:47 2016 No.15636412 File: 727 KB, 1200x1697, 1445259363056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15636387 Can I get her to step on my dick with them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 17:37:32 2016 No.15636423 >>15634514 Does that mean that I can have a happy family composed of Yukari, me and a bunch of little bastards?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 17:55:02 2016 No.15636483 File: 407 KB, 1000x600, Yukarin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15636412 She expects a massage first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 18:09:35 2016 No.15636553 File: 452 KB, 1000x1414, 1451868373133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15636483 That's an acceptable condition

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 18:10:45 2016 No.15636562 I want to do NASTY things with Yukari. Things so NASTY you people couldn't imagine them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 18:19:23 2016 No.15636598 >>15636562 You mean holding hands?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 18:20:26 2016 No.15636603 >>15636598 Yes and maybe even a chaste kiss on the lips while holding both hands. But that's more something for Maribel.

Anonymous Thu Aug 4 20:15:13 2016 No.15637037
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The fact that she's really old is the hottest part. If she were actually as young as she looked, it'd be like "meh ok whatever"

But no, she's a nasty old hag who also looks like she could provide you the greatest night of your life. I'd want her to be my grandma for the grandma kisses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 22:24:53 2016 No.15637525 File: 60 KB, 580x346, car dudes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice hat, Yukari

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 4 22:32:51 2016 No.15637554 >>15637525 Woah the car dude is being nice for once!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 01:30:43 2016 No.15638143 File: 1.06 MB, 1000x719, 1468469775149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15637554 How not being nice to this cutie?

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