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The doctor is in!

Previous Thread: >>15601826

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.15613657

>>15613656
Hey OP, your thread stinks!

Thanks Doc.

>> No.15613659

Cuddly kobolds!

>> No.15613660
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15613660

Take your daughterus out to play once in a while

>> No.15613663

>>15613660
Mommy is crying? Why?

>> No.15613664

>>15613647
>"stupid creatures"
Why does he think that way?

>> No.15613670

>>15613663
It's a sweat drop, the daughteru ran off before she could put her scarf on

>> No.15613671

>>15613656
YAY!! Oomukade Thread!!!

>> No.15613673

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/759734687417774080


What is this?
Full digital version of MGE2 in HD?

>> No.15613679

>>15613670
So that's her "worried" face?

>> No.15613681

>>15613656
Hey, Centi Doctor! Give us the magic words!

>> No.15613686

>>15613681
Creepity Crawlity Coo!
Stinkypede is coming for you!

>> No.15613688

>>15613679
It's her "it can't be helped" face and "isn't my daughteru just the cutest" face

>> No.15613691

>>15613688
I see, I see. Now if only it wasn't summer, that image would be wonderful.

>> No.15613694

>>15613691
It's winter in Australia but I don't live there because I hate the heat, I want it to be cold again

>> No.15613695

>>15613681
Daily dose?

>> No.15613698

>>15613681
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE

>> No.15613701

>>15613698
AAAH-AH!

>> No.15613704

>>15613698
>GREEN AND PURPLE
Lex Luthor's power armor?

>> No.15613713

x is best girl

>> No.15613723
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>>15613660

>Yeti in a track suit

Are they Slavs or something?

>> No.15613728

>>15613713
Ah, I see you're a man of fine taste.
>>15613723
>he wouldn't hug while squatting

>> No.15613741

>>15613701
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

>> No.15613757

>>15613704
No, weed
BTW demonrealm weed when?

>> No.15613763
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15613763

>>15613757
Whoa man, that's like, a whole lotta noise that I need to like, figure out, man.
You got any snack around here?

>> No.15613767

>>15613763
Remember to report Dude Weed Lmao Monster Girls to the proper authorities

>> No.15613781
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>>15613767
Chill a little, Eichmann! This ain't no fascist state, this is like, Mother Earth's garden for us all, and the universe is like, all of us, yeah? It's bad mojo to be like, statist and mean, yeah?

>> No.15613782
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>>15613660
Also give them piggy back rides too

>> No.15613791

>>15613781
Why don't you speak English?

>> No.15613797

>>15613791

Ignore Hat, he's just high as fuck right now.

>> No.15613800

>>15613791
Whooooaaaa, duuude! You just sent all kinds of negative vibes into the crystal sphere! Why don't you go sex up one of them Rastafarian Trolls, send some good vibes around?

Okay, the gay RP aside, I totally want to have sex with brown Trolls with dreadlocks.

>> No.15613807

>>15613673
>Thunderbird has NO ass

>> No.15613811

>>15613797
But that's not a guy.

>>15613800
I don't know if I can deal with that.

>> No.15613814

>>15613811
What's there to deal with, mon?

>> No.15613825

>>15613814
Dreadlocks are not an attractive hairstyle

>> No.15613828

>>15613825
Oh.

>> No.15613832

>>15613664
He considers most fantasy forest folk to be "gay" and likes to punch things that offend him.

>> No.15613833
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15613833

Sisterly Dragons!

>> No.15613847
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15613847

Ren Xiongmao:
http://pastebin.com/ZRHHq5Lt

>> No.15613851

>>15613833
A most inappropriate and unsisterly attire.
>>15613847
Eats, shoots and leaves?

>> No.15613891

>>15613825
I recognise your opinion but respectfully disagree.

>> No.15613899

>>15613847
And that's why you should marry your diplomats before sending them to monster states

>> No.15613902

>>15613673
Its the full resolution of the cover and each girl.

On a related note, I'm not completely sure but it looks like Enty no longer accepts Paypal. I wasn't on the supporter page and when I went to check Paypal was failing to send them payments since June, and when I signed back up I had to do it through some Japanese thing with no Paypal option.

Did anyone else have similar problems or is this just me?

>> No.15613907

>>15613847
I guess you could say she was... a sexual harassment panda.

>> No.15613925
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15613925

Dii-dii-di-dii-di-di-dii, dii-di-di-dii-di-di, dii-di-di-dii-di-di-dii~
We passed along the stair~
We spoke of was and when~

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>>15613847
>he doesn't fug the fat Panda ass
Still, good stuff.

>> No.15613943

>>15613938
What a magnificent belly!

>> No.15613947

>>15613938
Fattie!

>> No.15613955

>Monster girl waifu wants to make your human son with her into a warrior
what do?

>> No.15613961

>>15613925
The Man who the Sold the World is the bees knees.

>> No.15613962

>>15613955
Wonder about the logistics of a human son, then tell the boy not to disappoint his mother.

>> No.15613967

>>15613955
I scoff and tell her a man's place is in the kitchen. Human boys fighting, what next?

>> No.15613974

>>15613943
Best when baring your daughterus.

>> No.15613978

>>15613947
She's not fat, just big-boned.

>> No.15613980
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15613980

Lets talk about Alps

>> No.15613985

>>15613980
They're gay and can't write for shit. Absolutely magnificent tails though.

>> No.15613986

>>15613938
Soft pandas are best pandas.

>> No.15613993

>>15613833
I want to pound a white dragon in the ass and paint her insides white.

>>15613955
I don't see the problem. He has to be strong to take down a winged lizard.

>> No.15613995

>>15613980
Worst following of any monstergirl.

>> No.15613999

>>15613980
I like that Alp, sue me.

>> No.15614006

>>15613993
>Big Muscle Dragon wonders how a 16 year old beat her and is fucking her
>"My mom taught me!"

>> No.15614017

>>15614006
I want to pound a big, muscled dragon in a doggy style position.

>> No.15614020

I'm surprised we don't have an image of a sad Ren Xiongmao. You wouldn't be able to get past her

>> No.15614022

>>15614017
I want to win against a mayadere dragon and rape her in the most embarrassing positions, then I'll cuddle her until we sleep

>> No.15614031

>>15614022
That would be nice, especially if she was massively muscled.

I'd want to break out a mirror so she can see herself as we do it.

>> No.15614044

Do the lights on a Shoggoths body glow in correspondence to their Mastahs affection, or is it the other way around?

>> No.15614054

>>15614044
>It should be noted that while she seems to have eyes all over her body (though they're really just light-producing organs of sorts), one of them, in the position of where a normal girl's uterus would be, has a heart mark on it. Apparently when she feels strong love and devotion for her master, the mark shines more brightly, but it also lights up when she's particularly lustful...

Only one of them

>> No.15614059
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15614059

Do healsluts have underwear?

>> No.15614075

>>15614031
The shock when she sees the pleasure on her own face will certainly make her give in.

>>15614059
Of course not. It hinders her healing.

>> No.15614082

>>15614075
Yep, nothing would be better than getting the beautiful, scarred brute to watch her own lewd reactions while her body begins to act on its own.

>> No.15614096

>>15613656
Hey doc, what can you do about my migraine?

>> No.15614109

>>15613980
Everything they do seems to provoke me into molesting them.

>> No.15614116
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15614116

>>15614109
You should feel bad

>> No.15614117
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15614117

>Umm, anon? How do we do this?
Well? How do you do "this"?

>> No.15614145

>>15613656
There was this huge gross-ass centipede in the tub earlier. I managed to wash it down the drain, then closed the drain after it. I'm still too grossed out by it to get in the shower and I hope it enjoys its new home: The fuck away from me.

>> No.15614153

>>15614117
Well, from the looks of her footwear, I'll show her how to do "this":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RApBf7_xsb0

>> No.15614155

>>15614059
of course not, thats why they are healsluts

>> No.15614157
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15614157

I did some more doodles. Want to see even though I can't into drawing wings?

>> No.15614161

>>15614117
1. Lift your left foot up until you touch your nose.
2. Put your rear on your ear
3. Wiggle your toes
4. Hop all around like a kangaroo
5. Grab some pickles, a pound of cheese, burgers, and some mayonnaise.
6. Eat 'em all up (and don't forget to chew).

Now you're doing 'this'

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>>15613925

>> No.15614171

>>15614157
YES, also SIEG HEIL HARPY

>> No.15614181

>>15613925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7isxoTIeYM

>> No.15614203
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>>15614171
Alright then.

>> No.15614211

>>15614157
Yes go ahead.

>> No.15614222
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>>15614203
And last one. Never leave out food or else Wurms will appear.

>> No.15614229

>>15614222
Indeed.
Leaving out pies will result in a gathering of thick thighed wurms.

>> No.15614235

>>15614229
>wurm
>thighs

>> No.15614238

>>15613902
Likely because Enty has a lot of NSFW content. It's only very recently that Patreon convinced paypal to work with them due to how porn payments are seen as "risky" with a large amount of refunding going on.

Doubtful that if Patreon had to jump through so many hoops to get paypal's approval that some Japanese rip off version would have an easy time.

>> No.15614239

>>15614235
Go look at Sketch-kun's wurm eating pie pic.

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>>15614235

>> No.15614248

>>15614059
MGs rarely do as is.
A healslut definitely won't.

>> No.15614263

>>15614203
Such a tiny little Spider-Cow.

>> No.15614267

>>15613833
Too bad this is an OC, because I'd love to read a manga or watch an anime about this.

>> No.15614275

>>15614229
Leaving out pizza will attract them from miles. I hear icecream cake can even summon them from across the globe and even other dimensions.

>> No.15614276

>>15613847
I knew it was you before I even clicked the link.
I know you don't get mentioned much, but keep this up, you're one of the better one shot guys we have right now.

>> No.15614279

>>15614263
Should spider-cow be big?

>> No.15614285

Shit guys I forgot. What was the best Oneesan again?

>> No.15614286

>>15614279
Oh I'm sure they grow with age.

>> No.15614292

>>15614285
Titty-Anne.

>> No.15614297

>>15614285
Kraken, Titania or Apophis.

>> No.15614302

>>15614244

>Wurm, you can't eat all those pies at one time! Wurm!
"What's gonna happen, am I going to blow up?"
>No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!
"My thighs?!"
>Then you'll blow up.

>> No.15614310

>>15614285
JabberWight
DragoWight
GandharWight
DemonWight
KrakeWight
ApoWight
Wightania

>> No.15614312

>>15614285
Hobgoblin.

Short onee-sans with big tits are the best.

>> No.15614313

>>15614302
Exploding Wurms are a Biblical Plague. Lord have mercy on our souls.

>> No.15614323

>>15614286
>not replying with "yeah yeah yeah"
Almost. And little Ushis get a massive growth spurt around 12.

>> No.15614326

>>15614285
Komodo.

>> No.15614339

Continued from the last thread, which monster girl would be the prince to sweep you off your feet and seduce you?

>> No.15614343

>>15614323
>Little Ushi childhood friend goes from being a fuzzy backpack to growing large enough to serve as a mount

Ushis are best.

>> No.15614344

>>15614285
Jabberwock. Best onee-san until Bahamut or Tiamat are done.

>> No.15614351
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>>15614339
Vampire seems appropriate.

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>>15614339

Dragon

>> No.15614358

>>15614343
>full grown Ushi wants to ride on your back again like when she Was younger
>tell her no
>she doesn't listen and climbs on your back
>your spine is in severe pain and about to snap like a twig
>Ushi is happy
>you wish you got the weight lifting skill instead of dual wield

>> No.15614362

>>15614358
Yep, and they only get bigger from there.

Growth stops at 30 for them.

>> No.15614368
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15614368

What if...Angel Kitsunes?

>> No.15614374

>>15614368
I'd rather an Undead or Wight Kitsune.

>> No.15614375

>>15614368
What if P'orc dragon?

>> No.15614376

>>15614368
Yes.
Wing hugs AND tail hugs? Sounds heavenly.

>> No.15614377

>>15614375
P'Orcs can't fly.

>> No.15614378

Can a Wurm be someone's boss

>> No.15614379

>>15614368
Seraph Lilims.

>> No.15614381

>>15614377
>>15614377
They can if you perform unethical science

>> No.15614382

>>15614375
That's not how it works.

There's really only Undead, Demonic, or Angelic versions.

Also maybe Cthululululu ones?

>> No.15614385
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15614385

I made an actual poll about it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10879483

>> No.15614397

>>15614385
Perfect, I was waiting for an opportunity to test out this Strawpoll bot.

>> No.15614404

>>15614385
Can I have hiss?

>> No.15614415

>>15614404
What generic stereotyped and probably innaccurate sound do harpies make?

>> No.15614418

>>15614404
Is there one who has a similar look to the above three?

>> No.15614420

>>15614415
Probably caw or chirp.

>> No.15614422

>>15614415
[Angry chirping]

>> No.15614426

>>15614385
The two on the right aren't even monstergirls.

>>15614420
>>15614422
What about winged girls that aren't hapries?

>> No.15614427

How about a hiss? For luck?

>> No.15614428

I want a tsundere rattlesnake lamia to rattle her tail when flustered

>> No.15614430
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>>15614426

>> No.15614435

>>15614426
>Winged girls that aren't harpies
Gonna have to be more specific than that. A lot of girls in the encyclopedia have wings.

>> No.15614437

>>15614376
Fluff overload!

>> No.15614441

>>15614430
>Sumia as a pegasus

I don't even like centaurs, but this is making my penis go doki-doki.

>> No.15614442

>>15614422
don't trust them falcon harpies

>> No.15614447

>>15614368
Yes please. Though I'd still rather have an angel anubis.

>> No.15614454

>>15614441
I'm more a Cordelia man myself.

>> No.15614457
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15614457

Did someone say hiss?

>> No.15614461

>>15614426
The one in the middle, yeah. But the one on the right is definitely a monstergirl.

>> No.15614466

>>15614435
Stuff like angels. And we need something more succinct than [heavenly choir intensifies].

>> No.15614469

>>15614457
I like snake tongue

>> No.15614473

>>15614461
The one on the right is even less of a monstergirl than the cosplay cat. No tail, and blatant headband animal ears

Was whoever shopped that image together retarded, or did they just make it for another thread?

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>>15614466
They feel a bit redundant with valkyries and dark valkyries already existing. I guess that's never stopped KC before, though.

>> No.15614485

>>15614478
The thumbnail looks like she has really tiny pig hooves for feet. Like her entire bottom half is a midget.

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15614490

>>15614473
Akane merely hides her ears and tail. Her sister Nazuna lets it all hang out, though.

>> No.15614499

You barge into to the Demon Lord's chamber after rushing past numerous Behemoths, Baphomet, Dullahan, and countless pictures of the DL's children on the walls, but find her trimming a bonsai tree and her husband watering a pile of shoes.
What do you do?

>> No.15614500

>>15614454
Nice taste. Shame her daughter's an ass, but Cordelia's lovely in pretty much every aspect.

>> No.15614506

>>15614499
Ask her if her husband has brain problems.

>> No.15614510

>>15614368
Not fluffy enough

>> No.15614516

>>15614506
He's just not all there. Fucking for millenia and then taking a few day breather does that.

>> No.15614532

>>15614516
>for millenia

>> No.15614545

>>15614532
>meme arrows

>> No.15614547

>>15614532
You don't screw your waifu nonstop for a millennium? I bet you also don't look her in the eyes when you do it.

>> No.15614549

What's monstergirl ZZ-top like?

>> No.15614554

>>15614499
Tell him the shoes wont grow, ad tell the DL to fix him a bit

>> No.15614555

>>15614532
Yeah, sure. Jump into Pandemonium, fuck for a few thousand years, then jump back out to find just ten minutes have passed.

>> No.15614556

>>15614500
Eh, Severa has her charm points, although they did go heavy on the Tsun.

Would happily engage in a mother/daughter threesome

>> No.15614564

>>15614549
Old and wrinkly.

>> No.15614574

>>15614554
He'll teturn to normal after a bit on his own. Just don't make him wear his armor, or you'll deal with a guy who brought the DL down to single digit HP without being hit once despite the massive level difference.

>> No.15614592

>>15614499
Tell her my name is steve, and I have a plan...

>> No.15614593

>>15614499
Draw mustaches on the pictures and run away.

>> No.15614597

Don't fall asleep around monsters or you will get the reverse dormouse treatment

>> No.15614599

>>15614499
Ask if I am appropriate for one of her doaughters or the royal staff

>> No.15614601

>>15614545
>>15614547
>>15614555
The DL has been in charge for a few centuries, and this guy talks about millenia.

>Pandemonium
That doesn't even have anything to do with the DL, but with the Fallen God.

>> No.15614603

>>15614556
Been a while since I played that, but I remember I liked how she took it upon herself to act as a protector to some of the other children.

Also, her stat growth was amazing.

>> No.15614607

>>15614597
I'm really tired a lot lately and just wanna sleep. Id hope my dominant waifu wouldn't mind.

>> No.15614609

>>15614601
>That doesn't even have anything to do with the DL, but with the Fallen God.

Meh, same shit. They're both gods, they're both overpowered, and they both corrupt crap like there's no tomorrow. Might as well just be the same entity for all the functional difference they have.

>> No.15614611

>>15614597
What if you just wake up one the back of a soldier beetle? or under a ushi without trousers?

>> No.15614615

>>15614609
only real difference is that the fallen is super dio

>> No.15614617

>>15614609
If you don't know shit about it just don't talk about It?

>> No.15614619

>>15614603
That it was.
That it was.

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She's a doctor, trust her.

>> No.15614627

>>15614615
No, not really. There are enough differences, but I guess using memes is easier than actually reading the wiki.

>> No.15614629

>>15614625
I only trust women with legs.

>> No.15614630

>>15614625
I trust all mindflayers because they are nice girls

>> No.15614631

>>15614625
I only trust my manticore doctor.

>> No.15614634

>>15614617
That's not a question, why are you putting a question mark there? Makes you look like one of those internet hysterics.

Anyway, I know about the history of the Fallen God. Yadda yadda good god who got corrupt, now they're evil and like to corrupt things while speaking into the minds of people and corrupting them, with their Dark Priests.

It's not all that different in the end.

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>>15614631

What about her friend?

>> No.15614642

>>15614638
Left one looks really cute. Would definitely marry her after getting out of the hospital.

>> No.15614647

you know what would be fun but a little f'ed up?
a monster girl version of kill strain.

>> No.15614651

Monsters can't raise children as well as a househusband

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>>15614625
Even her little sister is a doctor!

>> No.15614659

>>15614638
Is there any girl that isn't improved by genki?

>> No.15614660

>>15614654
Will she let me kick the football

>> No.15614662

>Pretends to be a force for good
>People rally around them as a savior and liberator
>Is actually a force for evil
>People think that they are granted divine providence
>When they're really just manipulating people and pulling strings behind the scenes to make things all go their way
>They also prey on peoples' weaknesses, insecurities and regrets to get them to join their cause
>Manipulates religion and twists it from the inside to turn into a tool for their own vile machinations
>Is a higher power on the level of a god

The Demon Lord is literally just the fucking Griffith of monstergirls.
KC's writing the monstergirl hugbox version of Berserk, except he's gotten confused and is writing the irredeemable antagonist as the protagonist after falling for their charms.

>> No.15614670

>>15614660

No

>> No.15614672

>>15614647
I take it dark matter will be the "strain" and holy water is those canister thingies?
though given the way the game works there got to be a few incubi around

>> No.15614676

Who here ordered the Bacon Platter?

>> No.15614681

>>15614676
that cute elf in the corner booth

>> No.15614682

>>15614662
>Pretends to be a force for good
But she is a force of good. For monters and hte men who love them
>People rally around them as a savior and liberator
See above. Actually, this goes for all your points.

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15614687

>>15614676
Goddammit my pic didn't finish loading before I posted. I need to stop daydrinking.

>> No.15614691

>>15614687
Fucking disgusting, from the face to the body. Jesus christ.

>> No.15614692

>>15614662
Fallen God pls go

>> No.15614693

>>15614601
Not everything is the MGE, remember? Othet people may have other settings in mind.

>> No.15614697

>>15614682
That's exactly what a follower of Griffith/The Demon Lord would say.

>> No.15614700

>>15614687
Americans.

>> No.15614701

>>15614700
Russians.

>> No.15614702

>>15614701
Canadians.

>> No.15614703

>>15614697
Well, to the apostles, griffith would be a force of good.

>> No.15614704

>>15614697
Demon Lord never killed anyone for power
She just wants people and monsters to love each other

>> No.15614707

>>15614692
Oh no, the Fallen God is arguably even more atrocious at preying on weak people, and suckering them in with deceit and hidden goals.

>> No.15614708

>>15614693
Well if he's talking about the DL and her husband, what do you expect us to think?

>> No.15614710

>>15614702
Germans.

>> No.15614713

>>15614703
>To these objectively, unarguably nightmarish and evil creatures, he would be a force for good

Sterling argument.

>> No.15614719

>>15614662
Are you actually comparing them? Seriously?

Well, you're wrong, it doesn't matter how much you hate the DL, they're nothing alike.

>> No.15614728

>>15614693
They clearly are discussing the MGE.

>> No.15614729

>>15614704
She's twisted countless ideals and corrupted countless people, using their sexual fluids to pave a path to absolute world domination.

>> No.15614733

>>15614662
I don't like the DL anymore than you do, but don't compare her to fucking Griffith.

>> No.15614735

>>15614662
That's false equivalence something fierce.

>> No.15614738

>>15614713
Is it not true? And to a pack of objective, unarguably lusty and lewd creatures, the DL would be a force for good. Point is, whining about something being evil is neither here nor there. Should something stop dong what its doing just because you personally think its evil? What about vampires? They need blood to survive. If you stop them from drinking from you, and you struggle, you're telling her to go starve to death. Isn't that evil? It isn't but you get how pointless it is go call something evil.

>> No.15614739

>>15614729
All what she's doing is for the sake of the world.
All what Griffith's doing is for his own greedy ideals.

>> No.15614740
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15614740

take up your swords and fight for your country!

>> No.15614744

Smug monster girl little sisters are for

>> No.15614748

>>15614740
I fight only for myself.

>> No.15614751

Make sure elves don't kidnap you from your orc waifu

>> No.15614755

>>15614744
Mating pressing and leaving the door open a crack so your parents can get divorced

>> No.15614756

>>15614740
I only fight for what I want.

>> No.15614762

>>15614710
WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO NOW?

>> No.15614768

>>15614739
And it's just a coincidence that if she gets her way, then she'll have absolute omnipotence over ever living being on the planet?

But no, yeah, sure. She must have everyone's best interests at heart, forcing people to change on a base level, causing mass mind death and waging wars where people don't want her idea of a perfect world to forcibly assimilate them.

>> No.15614770

You recently found out that due to time travel shenanigans, your childhood friend waifu is actually your daughteru. It seems she went back in time to befriend you as a child, grow up with you, and eventually marry you and become pregnant with herself. What do?

>> No.15614773

>>15614740
I fight for friendship!
And bitches!

>> No.15614780

>>15614762
We put a woman in charge and let the horde in. No wonder things keep going south...

>> No.15614781

>>15614768
Don't split hairs and look for occult desires; what KC wrote is what KC meant to be.

The DL wants a happy world, in her own, twisted way, nothing more.

>> No.15614783

>>15614770
Fuck her so she gets pregnant twice.

That'll break the loop, probably.

>> No.15614784

>>15614751
why would elves do that

>> No.15614787

>>15614740
you know I dont mind the corruption in MGE for the most part, but Wilmarina in particular bothers me though, something about a soldier going turncoat really bothers me.

>> No.15614788

>>15614780
/pol/ please go. It's not relevant to monstergrills

>> No.15614791
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15614791

Praise evilfox!

>> No.15614796

>>15614784
>why would a knife eared piece of shit act like a knife eared piece of shit

>> No.15614798

>>15614784
They are evil and only think about sex and violence.

>> No.15614799

>>15614796
You sound totally not biased.

>> No.15614800

>>15614787
Maybe because being a solider symbolises loyalty, comradery, and belief in a cause so strong you're willing to fight for it.

So when someone's corrupted to go against that, well, they're not the same person any more. Literally, physically, metaphysically, and every way you can think of.
It's not so much corruption, as just taking one brain out of the head, and putting another in.
Or maybe that is corruption.

>> No.15614802

>>15614787
Unsuprisingly, nobody likes traitors.

>> No.15614805

>>15614787
Also the fact that her human design is objectively better than her succuslut design

>> No.15614806
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15614806

Man something doesn't seem right about this new idol group. I can't put my finger on it though.
It might be something with their hair.

>> No.15614808

>>15614805
Well yeah, all the succusluts dress the goddamn same.

>Have you guys seen my skin yet? YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!!

>> No.15614811

>>15614806
>/monster/

Ew, get outta here, you lamerino.

>> No.15614813
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15614813

>>15614808
what about something like this?

>> No.15614816

>TFW order Pizza
>Succubus delivers it
>It's Meat Lovers
>She gives you a lewd look
"I've got your meat lovers right here, big boy."
>Gives you a more-than-suggestive gesture with her thick thighs and copious bust

>> No.15614819

>>15614813
Looks like somebody forgot the lower part of her attire.

>> No.15614824

>>15614816
But does she have pudge about the middle?
This is an important question.

>> No.15614825

>>15614806
Probably the file name.

>> No.15614828

>>15614800
Its a closer to full brake than simply being corruption but I don't consider the maidens to be that kind of broken which makes wila's change a bit worse.

>> No.15614830

>>15614824
Yes, this is an important thing to know.

>> No.15614831

>>15614819
shes got to show some skin

>> No.15614832

>>15614824
She's a brickhouse of love

>> No.15614834

>>15614816
I ordered pizza, not stupid puns from skanks.

>> No.15614836

>>15614830
>>15614824
How else would she hook you in?

>> No.15614837

>>15614832
>>15614832
So....
What's the fee for marrying her on the spot?

>> No.15614839

>>15614816
That's when you tell her "Yes, I know you have the Meat Lovers right here, I can see you holding it, you daft bint."

Then you take the pizza, pay her plus tip, and close the door on her.

>> No.15614843

>>15614836
Yep, going to be marrying her on the spot.

>> No.15614844

>>15614828
>full brake
I assume you meant to say "full break".

>> No.15614845

>>15614831
Why? Because no other succubutt thought of that idea before?

Hell, if she dresses a little bit more modest, I might just talk to her a little more than not at all.

>> No.15614848

>>15614844
Yes I did mean that.

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>>15614839
>>15614834

>> No.15614851
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15614851

>>15614825
After all, he should be getting his pictures from twitter.

>> No.15614855

>>15614660
Only if by football you mean her pussy and by kick you mean fuck.

>> No.15614856

>>15614849
Gonna cuddle the succubutt.

>> No.15614860

What we need is a soldier beetle bodyguard service

>> No.15614862

>>15614851
No fucking way that is the original picture, that jpeg artefacting is sickening.

Delete that and post the actual orginal picture, Anon.

>> No.15614865

>>15614862
Merely having a giggle.
I'll remove it in a minute.

>> No.15614871

>>15614865
Oh, I thought you were actually being serious.

See, you raise a pretty good point though, in that Twitter is fucking awful when it comes to image quality.

I think between Twitter and Tumblr, the general quality of images and GIFs on the internet has been set back by at least 5 years.

>> No.15614875
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>>15614862
>>15614871
Anyway this is the original.
A .png from pixiv.
As it should be.

Awoo butt.

>> No.15614877

>>15614843
>Succubus telling you she feels like a cow when you take off her top
>Call her a pig when you see the pudge
>She still makes you fuck her pregnant, even letting you call her a sow
>Wants a $200 tip

>> No.15614881

>>15614877
Can that tip come in ring form?

>> No.15614883

>>15614877
you are a very bad man

>> No.15614890

>>15614883
What can I say, chubby girls like P'Orcs and Latenight's Pizzabus rev my engine. I just love it when they have enough meat on their ass that it skindents when you grip it and pound into them like a fucking jackhammer

>> No.15614897

>>15614890
You are my brother in this

>> No.15614906

>>15614875
I want to be sandwiched between an ice wolf and a fire wolf!

>> No.15614910 [SPOILER] 
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15614910

We need more MEMES.

>> No.15614913

>>15614910
Much danker than usual. Got me to exhale.

>> No.15614914

>>15614910
I don't particularly like memes or the people who enjoy them.

>> No.15614918

>>15614890
Yes yes but you should not be so mean to them. If you call the pizza delivery girl fat and hurt her self esteem she might not want to hit up the chinese buffet with you tomorrow, and if she doesn't properly carb up then how will she have the energy to go all night?

>> No.15614923

>>15614890
I think it's the pizzabus' stirrup socks, fanned hair, and general personality which gets me going.

Then again, I would also love to grab her by those pudgy hips and bounce her on my dick until evey ounce of fat and softness on her has been thoroughly groped and tenderised.

>> No.15614924

>>15614914
c'mon theres got to be some memes you enjoy

>> No.15614931

>>15614914
I wish I could remember who it was who said "Memes are great. I love memes, because there's no faster or better way to know without a doubt that a person you're with is utterly unfunny, horrid to be around, or both, when they actually enjoy memes."

>> No.15614934
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15614934

How do we go about overthrowing this wench and installing Grapesnake as the rightful ruler of the desert kingdom?

>> No.15614935

>>15614662
>comparing anyone to Griffith

If they aren't literally murderraping their best friends and closest confidants in cold blood - and later in hot blood, as it pools under their corpses - they haven't nearly come close to being as bad as Griffith.

The demon lord is a despicable, worthless monstrosity, certainly, but considering the setting, she's bizarrely on the side of good. The problem is that she's a complete idiot due to idealism blocking 93% of her thought processes, the rest being blocked by The Dick, and so while she recognizes that her actions are a form of evil in that they will result in the extinction of humanity, if not all intelligent life, she can't come to any conclusion other than 'stay the course.'

In other words, the Demon Lord is an idiot Hero with idealism out the ass, like a reverse Luka, sort of, only with more emphasis on the fucking. Griffith is just a Rance that murders what he fucks, and goes for anything that moves.

>> No.15614938

>>15614934
grepsnek pls go

>> No.15614942

>>15614934
Fucking watermarks.

>> No.15614944

>>15614934
Art that great of a girl that amazing does not deserve to be tarnished with those shit watermarks.

>> No.15614946

>>15614934
Are you kidding me? That would murder the property value. Pharaoh a best, anyways.

In any case, that piece of art is nice, with exception to the watermarks. It certainly is different seeing the Pharaoh without all her Jewelry.

>> No.15614948

>>15614923
>Pizzabus gives you a special potion, calls it "PORK YOU TENDERLOIN"
>What the fuck, give it to a nearby Kitsune
>She gets the same curves and softness, going up to a size 12 ass
>Sees you, Ironside from Kill Bill starts playing
>One one hand, Shoulder Angel is telling you to leave her alone
>On the other, Shoulder Pizzabus is telling you to score, and score hard
>You end up fucking each other ragged until you're panting, sweating messes and the pudgy Kitsune is laying on top of you
>TFW she goes back to normal after intense cardio but wants you to use it again if you ever want to mating press her

>> No.15614951

>>15614938
Grapesnake? Where? There's no snakes on the internet.
>>15614942
>>15614944
It's annoying because the art itself is lovely. At least butter has the decency to put his one in the corner.

>> No.15614953

>>15614951
>Butter T
>Decency

I want you to reimburse me for the drink I spat out in laughter.

>> No.15614957

>>15614948
>Instant soft, pudge and curves potion

I love it, love it, love it. Gonna spike an anubis' meals with it.
All of her meals. For the rest of her life.

What exactly is a "size 12 ass", though? What unit of measurement or scale are we applying here?

>> No.15614965
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>https://youtu.be/JkRKT6T0QLg?t=12
>"That was the hit song from Pally and the Dins for all you just tuning in to KMON 101.1, the #1 radio station in MGC. Up next is a new single from Whitesnakes, the first all Shirohebi band, called 'You belong to me (and I won't let anyone have you),' but first a shout out from a fan."
>"Anon, I know your listening! You and I are spending some time together during the next full moon, whether you want to or not!"
>"Alright, you kids have fun. And remember: be caller #6 and you win tickets to Fuccboiz II Men live."
What kind of songs would monstergirls listen to?

>> No.15614966

>>15614957
It just means big bubble booty.

>> No.15614972

>>15614948
Love that.
Gonna send a neighbor all the pizza

>> No.15614974

>>15614966
I need something to go on here, Anon. A reference, or at least a wordy description.

Like, if I grab that butt and press her hips agaisnt mine, how many inches are my fingers going to sink into that soft rump?
Just as an example.

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>>15614890
>>15614897
so ya like p'orcs, eh?

>> No.15614980

>>15614953
Okay bad choice of words, in comparison though it still kinda stands.

This one's covering her ass and part of her leg, that's criminally bad. Even tanukis would be disgusted.

>> No.15614984

>>15614953
Butter-T would piss me off less if he had the talent to back up his greed.
We have artists here who do commissions for a fraction of his prices who outskill him by ridiculous degrees. It's one thing using patreon as a paywall, but such a mediocre artist doing it leaves a really bad taste in my mouth, and just goes to show how badly the system can be abused.

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>>15614965
Nude.
They would be too dense to understand that the lyricism is harshly chastising their way of life. They just like the title and the pretty-boy vocals.

>> No.15614990

>>15614980
Don't worry, I know what you mean. I just like shitting on things with derisive comments, as always.

>> No.15614992

>>15614934
>Pharaoh
Makes green demon realms full of natural ressources
Wants her kingdom to grow
Wants her people to live in wealth

>Apophis
Makes dark demon realms where everything is an aphrodisiac
Wants her kingdom to fuck
Wants her people to live in lewdness

I can't say one is better than the other but I can say that I'd rather live in an Apophis kingdom

>> No.15614995

>>15614984
if people are willing to pay him that much then blame them,
hate the game not the player.

>> No.15614997

>>15614975
Yes, yes I do.
Be they muscled, chubby, oppai loli, or anything inbetween.

>>15614984
His Arturia Lancer drawing made me mad with how plastic she looked.
Not as disappointed as I was when I didn't roll her in the Tanuki Gacha.

>> No.15615027
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15615027

>>15614285
Titania obviously.

>> No.15615036

>>15614984
Butter T is pretty much all window dressing, if that makes any sense.
Like he'll draw an anime girl with perfect, vibrant colours that makes their skin shine like they've just been on the beach, sexy curves, and eyes so big and with so many Photoshop layers dedicated to them it'd make the artist for Steins;Gate turn pale.

But then you realise that that curve should be a few inches smaller, or moved in a certain direction, or shouldn't be there at all, or her muscular structure is absurdly assymettrical, and her skin just makes her look like a saran-wrapped doll.

Compare that to someone like, say .less or Snib.
.less has had lots of trouble in the past, but anyone who's seen the sort of drawing experiments he's made in the last few months will see he's really trying to push himself. There's the sameface argument, which I was happy to find didn't apply to stuff like that dragon and anubis model-building picture.
Then, on the rare chance that he'll finish a commission, you can see just how stunning his stuff can really look. Textures, lighting, shading, composition, is all amazing.

And you just have to look to this thread's past to see how Snib's improved, even from a very solid level of proficiency.
He's taught himself a very unique style from the ground up, and that means that he has complete knowledge and competency over that style.
Because of that, because of the way he's learnt from the ground up, he can seemingly draw more or less anything without limitation when it comes to a character. Features, face, dynamic pose, you name it.

If you want to know why Butter T's hilarious, bear in mind what I just said and consider what he's written on his commission page.
>Can't Do:
>Animal and anthro
>Muscular
>Building
>Realistic
>Difficult perspective of structures

He can't draw muscles, he can't draw dynamic perspectives, or animals, or buildings.

If I were to sum this entire rant up, I would say this:

Butter T is the living embodiment of what happens when you learn to draw "in the anime style" before you actually learn to draw.

>> No.15615037

>>15614791
Her other arm didn't regrow from monsterization? Then again, Merse never regained her other eye despite becoming an Echidna.

>> No.15615040

>>15615036
I missed a line I meant to put in there.

>He can't draw muscles, he can't draw dynamic perspectives, or animals, or buildings.
>And this guy's commission rates START at $100.

>> No.15615043

What Monster Hunter weapon would your waifu use the most?

>> No.15615044

>>15614816
>>15614849
It's almost like she wants to be impregnated.

>> No.15615046

>>15615037
That's a job for a Lich. They probably have freezers full of spare body parts for their fellow undead.

>> No.15615047

>>15615043
Probably Hunting Horn.

>> No.15615053

>>15615036
I think I'm going to link this on warosu whenever someone tries to defend the bastard. I applaud you.

>> No.15615055

>>15614934
>artist still uses watermarks despite having his signature/insignia in a nice spot
This bugs me.

>> No.15615058

>>15615044
But if you impregnate pizzabus then she won't be able to work....unless you want her walking around in that skimpy uniform with a big baby bump

>> No.15615059

>>15615055
I mean, I have no idea who's signature that is so if I was interested in finding more the watermark is my only direction, short of asking other people.

>> No.15615060

>>15615036
>Can't draw fucking musclegirls
>Drew a Jinko with fine abs and thick, muscular thighs in times past
Dammit Butter.

>> No.15615061

>>15614975
Fucking hell I never realized how much of a disgusting faggot Bollocks was until that image.

>> No.15615065

>>15615036
His art is very 90s style, but I guess that suits me since my prime weeaboo years were in the 90s and I grew up beating off to that shit.

>> No.15615068
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15615068

This thread needs more smug

>> No.15615071

>>15615060
Probably just means he won't draw some ridiculously shredded girl that looks like something out of Fist of the North Star

>> No.15615072

>>15614910
FUCK I just realized that pic is a loss edit

>> No.15615073

>>15615068
This image makes me want to tease a pygmy hellhound

>> No.15615075

>>15615068
Nice stuff Mono, if that is you.
Will there be a version with a transparent background?

>> No.15615081

>>15615043
http://i.imgur.com/84IT1Ty.jpg
Take a guess.

But aside from that, I guess if she likes efficiency and analysis, then she might go for a GS. Maybe GS, IG, and HBG alternating.

Right now I've got this thing going in 4U and Gen where I take 10 quests with one weapon type, then move onto the the next type.
Sometimes I break the pattern. Like fighting that first Glavenus when he invades your gathering quest. I had to fall back on my long-time favourite Dual Blades to beat that fucker down.

>> No.15615087

Would your favourite monsters make for a strange/extremely mismatched harem?

I know mine would

>> No.15615092

>>15615036
As it has been stated before. Butter T hides horrible anatomy/proportions underneath amazing colouring/shading. This makes him super hit and miss when it comes to his art.

>> No.15615098

>>15615073
Has your madness no bounds? Was the milky pygmy anubis not enough for you?

>> No.15615101

>>15615087
Probably.
An ultra muscled ushi and an extremely soft elf would be quite nice.

>>15615098
Probably.
I'd love nothing more than a milky little anubis and hellhound

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15615103

>>15615043
Most likely a GS, but a switch axe would fit her nicely too.

>>15615087
Not really. I mostly like fiery girls, so they would be dueling among themselves more than having sex with me.

>> No.15615105

>>15615087
>harem
No thank you

>> No.15615111

>>15615103
>Switch Axe

Well, Akantor weapons have shite sharpness, so thank god Switch Axe's blade mode has Mind's Eye.

>> No.15615117

>>15615068
Absolutely adorable.
>>15615087
Lich, Hellhound, Oomukade, Ushi-Oni, Yeti, Jinko, Khepri, Kakuen, Shog, Hobgoblin.

Some of them would probably clash and the poor Yeti would be trying to stop them fighting while the Hobgoblin obliviously eats snacks not knowing what all the fuss is about.

>> No.15615122

>>15615087
not really since they are p much all canines
mofu pile

>> No.15615136

>>15615037
Becoming a monster also can't cure infertility, unless you become something that reproduces in an unconventional way like a roper or my OC esper monster race.

>> No.15615138

>>15615103
Gonna worship that Dragon

>> No.15615150

>>15615136
>Becoming a monster also can't cure infertility
Yeah I'd like to see a source on that.

>> No.15615205

>>15615150
Headcanon

>> No.15615215

How long is too long when it comes to elf ears?

>> No.15615219
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15615219

Why are Dullahans so cute?

>> No.15615222

>>15615219
Because under the desk blowjobs.

>> No.15615233

>>15615215
2 light years.

>> No.15615244

>>15615233
Don't you mean light ears?

>> No.15615245

>>15615219
Running with toast in their mouth is completely different for them!

>> No.15615284

>>15615138
Do not worship a monster girl, once she sees that you are devoted to her she'll ask you to give her your firstborn child

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>>15615284
I don't see the problem there.

>> No.15615289

>>15615284
>give her your firstborn child
I intend to , if you know what I mean.

>> No.15615291

>>15615284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWq3f01e2U

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>>15615219
>>15615222

>> No.15615296
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Wolves need no armor!

>> No.15615299

>>15615284
I'm not really into the whole 'worship' thing, so regrettably I won't that problem. Is there any other way to get her to ask for me to impregnate her?

>> No.15615312

>>15615293
Machi and Satou are the best.

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>>15615299
Go to her house, use her voluptuous mom to make her jealous.

>> No.15615324

>>15615318
I'm not opposed to the idea in general, but I'd probably feel bad afterwards.

>> No.15615334

>>15615318
Are you telling him to NTR the husband?

>> No.15615338

>>15615318
God bless Tanabe.

>> No.15615341

>>15615299
There are many ways to go about it

I'd go with the classic by courting her

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>>15615334
She's single, anon. Also down with polygamy.

>> No.15615346

>>15615341
Doesn't that presume I have the social ability to actually do so without coming off as an awkward fuck?

>> No.15615361

I have a killer head ache which monster would help the best

>> No.15615367

>>15615346
From your perspective it'd be you awkwardly fumbling your words and failing at your attempt to seduce her

From her perspective it'd be a cute boy who is so much in love with her that he cannot express himself properly

Go for it Anon!

>> No.15615369

>>15615361
Mindflayer, Shog.

>> No.15615377

>>15615361
Mindflayer or Lich.
Mindflayer could give give you a brain massage, and Lich could use her magic to help.

>> No.15615378

>>15615299
Just settle in as her husband. If she refuses all you need to do is continue.

>> No.15615391

>>15615361
Depends on the kind of headache.

A vampire would help in most cases, but if it's the sinuses that are acting up, then you're pretty SOL.

>> No.15615402

>>15615117
>hellhound and jinko arguing up and down
>timid yeti trying to peacefully break it up
>neither shows signs of backing down
>yeti gets a scowl harder than Judge Dredd
>"Моя бабушка учила меня этот, СУКА"
>yeti German suplexes the jinko to the floor
>hellhound runs and hides under her covers to think about what she did
>the hellhound and jinko have been at peace since

>> No.15615416

>>15615402
What kind of woman was her grandmother?

>> No.15615427

>>15615416
Babushka in Siberia

>> No.15615428

>>15615402
Always have to be worried about the timid yet strong ones finally snapping.

That Yeti probably has one badass grandmother though, a /fit/ vodka drinking Yeti that used to wrestle grizzly girls for a living. And knowing monsters, she's probably still quite young looking too.

>> No.15615438

>>15615428
An older yeti with wrinkles and scars on her face, graying fur, a slight musk of vodka, and a gaze that could kill a yak from 200 yards away

She still gives the best warm bear hugs and makes the softest cookies

>> No.15615451

>>15615101
>You'll never get paizuri from a Shortstack Anubis and a Shortstack Hellhound at the same time.
God damn it man.

>> No.15615452
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Stupid sexy anubutts

>> No.15615455

>>15615451
>Shortstack
that shit is gross bro

>> No.15615459

>>15615452
>sexy
not so much when she made your entire bathroom fepid with wet dog smell.

>> No.15615461

>>15615455
Why? It's just short busty girls.
Are you telling me you wouldn't fuck a short girl?

>> No.15615463

>>15615461
>you wouldn't fuck a short girl?
only dfc

>> No.15615465

>>15615452
That shower looks like it has plenty of room for two. Do we have any stories about shower sex? It's really hot yet I can't remember any writefags doing anything about it.
>>15615459
Then you'll have to spank her for being a bad girl.

>> No.15615471

>>15615101
>pygmy anubis and pygmy hellhound
>both prone to lactating on a hair trigger
>the anubis' milk is rich, creamy and just a little bit thicker
>the hellhound's milk is hot, with hints of chocolate and cinnamon complimenting the taste, and the white liquid almost seems to shimmer with faint fiery colours in the light

>the anubis holds her independence as precious to her, maybe to the point of stubborness
>can and will achieve great things despite her height
>but will sometimes still get into situations when she overreaches
>and secretly loves to be held and cradled

>the hellhound is smug and witty
>rather than fight like a typical hellhound, she'll usually engulf her whole body in flame and leap at her opponent like a cannonball
>will also use her small size and agility to climb all over you
>sometimes gets carried away and bites the anubis, occasionally on the breasts, too
>loves to tease you to the point where you'll snap and fuck her hard, using your entire body weight and force to pin and rail her

>both of them together are small, warm, fluffy and milky wolfus of different kinds
>plump and delicious, with hips, ass and breasts enough to smother you

Aaaaand now I want to write a sequel. Onto the idea backlog it goes.

>> No.15615478

>>15615471
>loves to tease you to the point where you'll snap and fuck her hard, using your entire body weight and force to pin and rail her
Boner no, not now!

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>>15614992

>Kingdom of Wealth vs Kingdom of Orgies

As much as I love Apophis, this is seriously a tough choice

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>>15615465
I don't have any stories saved at all. I haven't really looked around enough to know if a shower sex story was a thing.

I actually used to write myself, on another thread. Maybe if I ever feel motivated to do it again I'll give it a try.

>> No.15615486

>>15615483
dont orgies come naturally with wealth?

>> No.15615489 [DELETED] 

>>15615483
Don't call it an orgy, that cuck may come back.

>> No.15615491

>>15615471
>both prone to lactating on a hair trigger
>the anubis' milk is rich, creamy and just a little bit thicker
>the hellhound's milk is hot, with hints of chocolate and cinnamon complementing the taste, and the white liquid almost seems to shimmer with faint fiery colours in the light
>both of them together are small, warm, fluffy and milky wolfus of different kinds
>plump and delicious, with hips, ass and breasts enough to smother you
Hnnngh.

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>>15615486

They might, but probably not the kind that involved those involved jacked up on super aphrodisiacs.

Like I said, tough choice

>> No.15615507

Could you gift memories to a mindflayer

>> No.15615530

>>15615507
I like the read-only mindflayers. The squishy repositories for mankinds knowledge.

They're like weird bookworms

>> No.15615531

>>15614992
What happens if you marry them both and their Demon Realm types merge?

>>15615495
>You'll never marry a Pharaoh and an Apophis and end up having to tend to both them and their royal courts.
>You'll never be at the center of a sweaty, oiled up, passionate desert girl reverse gangbang.
Fuck.

>> No.15615535

>>15615530
cute bookworms with amazing tentacles

>> No.15615536

>>15615507
Yeah, I would give some happy memories to a mindflayer.

>> No.15615562

>>15615535
What about bookwurms?

>> No.15615565

>>15615562
So wurms that traded str for int?

>> No.15615566

>>15615452

Honestly I don't have an issue with the face. U-shaped mouths don't bother me.

>> No.15615576

>>15615531
>What happens if you marry them both and their Demon Realm types merge?

You get a twisted greendark realm that can pass as natural but with mamono mana everywhere
The people would work and make society progress for a good part of the day, and the rest of the time would be spent having sex

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>>15614638
I love the way this artist does paws. I'm a sucker for nice paws.

>> No.15615592

>>15615576
>You get a twisted greendark realm that can pass as natural but with mamono mana everywhere
>The people would work and make society progress for a good part of the day, and the rest of the time would be spent having sex

That's literally the regular green realm though. Green realms are just as soaked in mamanobama as every other demon realm.

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>>15615580
.less draws good shit.

Heres a new image he posted today on TFT

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>>15615580

I prefer scales myself, but paws are fine too

>> No.15615626

>>15615580
>Dragon and Anubis
hehe

>> No.15615627

>>15615609
Looks like he's finally figured out how to draw more than one face.

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>> No.15615662

>>15615592
You're right, I didn't explain my vision properly

I meant it'd be a green realm but with trees that are a few shades too dark, unusually bright nights, slightly sweet air, etc... Enough to make a human think that there is something wrong with the land, but not enough to exclude the possibility of it being a natural land
Also the mamono mana concentration would be much stronger than in a green realm

That would show how the Pharaoh has her way by having a functional green realm where her civilization can progress
And it also shows how the Apophis got her way by corrupting everything, especially at night when everyone is having drug enhanced sex

>> No.15615665

>>15615646
I want to correct them with my lizard best friend

>> No.15615667
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>>15615580
I like the big meaty ones.

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>>15615667
I like the realistically proportioned ones.

>> No.15615682

>>15615667
Good man.

>> No.15615683

>>15615646
Everything about monster girls raping men is bad.

>> No.15615684

>>15615673

Same

I like them more than giant paws

>> No.15615692

>>15615683
The why do men orgasm from rape?

>> No.15615697

>>15615692

because it's an involuntary response to pleasure

>> No.15615698

>>15615692
It's a bodily function men have no control over.

>> No.15615699

Did you know that the japanese call monster girl sex heavily involving monster parts "bestiality play"?
The more you know.

>> No.15615705

>>15615697
>>15615698
It's because they enjoy it.

>> No.15615708

>>15615705
Wrong.

>> No.15615709

>>15615665
what's next are you going to do, state a Human Rights Club with your lizard that you are just friends with

>> No.15615710

>>15615697
>>15615698
So if the monster girls beat the men up too much for them to be able to cum, does that make it twice as bad?

>> No.15615716

>>15615662
That sounds like a nice place to live,

>> No.15615717

>>15615710
Yes.

Then he's going to come back and do the same to them!

>> No.15615718

>>15615646
>Walk through a dark alley at night
>A monster girl has been stalking you all night
>Finally, she pounces, shredding your clothes off, ready to do her dirty deed
>Tears stream down your face
>"Not like this..." you say.
>It only serves to make her more aroused
>After riding you on the dirty concrete for several minutes, she's getting close to climax
>Right as you're both about to cum, you start laughing maniacally
>You manage grab hold of her
>"I've been so sexually frustrated for months, I needed this, I WANTED this!" You yell in her face as you make one mighty thrust inside of her, finishing both of you off
>An odd combination of expressions form across her face, ecstasy, confusion, but mostly disappointment

>> No.15615719

>>15615697
>>15615698
But when I'm not in the mood I can rub my dick for 3 hours straight and not get any closer to cumming.

>> No.15615721

>>15614965
Hopefully anything by The Ocean. I want to listen to The Ocean with ocean girls!

>> No.15615722

Human controlled land > Monster girl controlled land > Demon Lord controlled land > Order controlled land.

>> No.15615726

>>15615709
That is a good idea

>> No.15615727

>>15615719
Your hand isn't a vagina, anon.

>> No.15615729

>>15615721
You sure like that band. Are we going to have to start calling you Oceananon?

>> No.15615730

>>15615722
almost there mate

Monster girl controlled land > Human controlled land > Demon Lord controlled land > Order controlled land.

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>>15615075
Wasn't me, but here's the transparent version.

>> No.15615732

>>15615730
But that's wrong.

Human land is the best land.

>> No.15615736

>>15615718
I bet you could remove "disappointment" by kissing her dead on the lips after you cum.

>> No.15615737

>>15615727
What's your point? If I'm not in the mood for it, I don't feel pleasure. And I can't imagine that I'm the only one who feels like that.
Of course, if you do get aroused, that's a different story.

>> No.15615738

>>15615731
Thanks!

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15615753

Guess I'll also drop this while I'm here.

>> No.15615758

>>15615729
A name? Oh golly I'm not ready for that.

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>>15615753
That's a cute cat.

>> No.15615762

>>15615737
>And I can't imagine that I'm the only one who feels like that.
Yes, you are.

>> No.15615766

>>15615753
Bless you!

>> No.15615767

>>15615753
if you drop her will she land on her feet

>> No.15615768

Why are Hellhounds depicted as pure femdom when in the profile they're clearly shown as switches?

>> No.15615771

>>15615722
>Human controlled land
But monsters are more intelligent and stronger than human, they are the logical leaders

>Demon Lord controlled land
What is wrong with that? The Demon Lord is a responsible leader who only wants the best for her people, and currently the best for her people is having 24/7 sex so that she can grant them the ability to have sons

>> No.15615774

>>15615768
because threadcanon is retardo

>> No.15615776

>>15615768
>Shown as switches
Are they? I only recall reading that they were really rough.

>> No.15615777

>>15615768
When it comes to a hellhound, pure femdom/gentle femdom is better than switching to be a sub.

>> No.15615778

>>15615768
Because some people get a raging hard-on at the idea of being hunted down and ravaged sexually by a Hellhound.
Also because they look a bit scary and always take control back.
I personally wouldn't mind tying up a Hellhound for some rape-play only to have her bust out of her binds after a few orgasms to take control.
Kind of like a reversed version of those femdom doujins where the guy takes control, except good.

>> No.15615779

>>15615777
In your subjective opinion.

>> No.15615780

>>15615753
Jinko has the best big meaty paws

>> No.15615782

>>15615771
Demon Lord please go.

>> No.15615783

>>15615776
>even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."
You can definitely take a turn.

>> No.15615784

>>15615779
My opinion is the best opinion. It's the only opinion I need to worry about.

>> No.15615786

>>15615768
>they're clearly shown as switches?
>implying

>> No.15615787

>>15615753
How does she get the swimsuit on?

>> No.15615789

>>15615784
But it's not.

>> No.15615791

So what happens when a city elf and wood elf meet

>> No.15615792

>>15615786
How is it not being able to read?

>> No.15615794

Does liking pawjobs make you a furfag?

>> No.15615795

>>15615736
kissed by some rando street guy
ew gross

>> No.15615801

What's your one weakness that a dastardly MG could get ahold of to ruin you?

Mines my ears. If a mindflayer ever found out, I'd be toast.

>> No.15615802

>>15615791
They fuse and turn into a garden elf.

>>15615794
Nah.

>> No.15615803

>>15615801
My penis.

>> No.15615804

>>15615794

get in the mascot costume john

>> No.15615805

>>15615795
>Not seducing and then romancing a monstergirl by baiting her into taking your first time and then being super loving instead of traumatized.
Weak anon. Weak.

>> No.15615806

>>15615787
With help from a monster girl friend probably.

>> No.15615809

>>15615792
Not him, but they aren't really switches. They are more like... springs. A switch will latch. It can be either on or off. But a spring will only close the circuit as long as you apply pressure. Relax, and the spring bounces back to dom modo.

So not really a switch.

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>>15615801
Ears as well.

>> No.15615811

>>15615753
Today is a good day.

>> No.15615813

>>15615805
Pretty top tier taste anon
I'm partial to the idea of my waifu being super guarded over her first time

>> No.15615814

>>15615801

ears

>> No.15615818

>>15615809
That's dumb, you're dumb.

>> No.15615819

>>15615802
Oh nice now how do I separate them

>> No.15615822

>>15615801
ASMR, Body Oil, leglocking, face licking, dirty talk, headpatting, primal ball draining sex, slow sex, paizuri, Sumata, chubby girls, /fit/ girls, perverted girls, smug girls, fat asses, big tits, sloppy blowjobs, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, reverse gangbangs, costumes during sex and accents. Among other things.
I have a lot of weaknesses.

>> No.15615826

>>15615801
>just one

I should be so lucky. Ears, scalp, eyebrows, grooves between the knuckles, palms of my hands, and my back. I'm a mess of weak points, if we're just keeping it physical.

>> No.15615827

Hey, anon.

Submissive Hellhounds are better than normal Hellhounds.

>> No.15615828

>>15615810
but shouldn't elves know our ears aren't as advanced as elven ears so ours aren't as sensitive

>> No.15615829

>>15615827
I don't care about Hellhounds

>> No.15615831

>>15615609
>TFT
Into the trash it goes

>> No.15615832

>>15615801
My stomach. I would not let any monster girl get near it unless I'm ready to marry her.

>> No.15615836

>>15615818
Its precisely how they are described though. Sure you CAN pin one on its back and give her a mating press until her eyes are crossed an she's drooling with a womb full of cum. But let up for a moment, pull out for a moment, stop to breathe, and you're on your ass faster than you can blink with a hulking hellhound riding you.

So not really a switch. You don't have to keep your finger on a light switch to keep it turned on.

>> No.15615839

>>15615827
Those are Hellkobolds.

>> No.15615842

>>15615828
What are you trying to say. She's not impressed by them. She thinks they're cute and wants to fondle them.

>> No.15615843

>>15615822
What, every single one could lead to your downfall? I mean I like all of what you posted, but I could probably resist until my ears get involved.

>> No.15615845

>>15615819
Take them to the border where the forest and an urban landscape meet in perfect harmony,

>> No.15615847

>>15615836
You're still dumb.

>> No.15615853

>>15615801
i like my hair getting stroked so that i guess

>> No.15615854

>>15615836
What happens if you make a Hellhound ahegao and then run away?
Does she follow you until the end of the world just because of her dominant pride?

>> No.15615855

>>15615813
Just imagine a monstergirl delinquent all grown up. She wanted her first time to be with some cute boy she dragged into her room and raped while he cried sweet tears.
She gets to do that, but it turns out the guy was into it and is willing to indulge in her little fetish while still loving her a lot and showering her with affection.
She didn't expect to fall in love, but it sure as hell happened.
So now she's super protective of him and threatens to beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his smile, but when it's just the two of them she breaks out the handcuffs, and her old delinquent clothes and makes him dress up like a common MGC hooker so she can call him a slut while reverse facefucking him.
Just imagine her warm and gentle smile as she strokes his hair afterwards while he sleeps, wondering if her life would be as good as it is if she had never met him.
That's it man, that's nirvana.

>> No.15615860

>>15615842
because the guy won't experience the kind of pleasure if the situation was reversed

>> No.15615861

>>15615801

Girls with a nice singing voice.

I've no idea where that came from but Christ it gets me solid.

>> No.15615863

>>15615854
>Does she follow you until the end of the world just because of her dominant pride?
No. She follows you to the end of the world because literally nothing turns her on harder than a good chase. Like, fuck anon. What are you doing. Do you WANT to marry her?

>> No.15615867

>>15615843
I'm fucking weak anon. If a lewd smug girl so much as mimed sucking a dick while looking right at me I'd be putty in her hands.

>> No.15615868

>>15615854
You know how they tell you to NOT run away when you encounter a dangerous wild animal?

>> No.15615869

>>15615861
What if she quietly hums sweet tunes with her lips or throat just inches from either ear?

>> No.15615871

>>15615801
The obvious one is ears, but I think most consensual physical contact would end up giving me that feeling.
On the other end of the spectrum, words by themselves would do next to nothing for me.

>> No.15615872

>>15615860
You lost me. Don't bother trying to find me.

>> No.15615873

Would monsters rub their cunt on a man's chest for a reverse breastjob

>> No.15615874

>>15615873
That's fucking stupid.

>> No.15615876

>>15615861

Man if a mermaid or any MG with a good singing ability sang near you you would be pretty helpless

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>> No.15615881

>>15615873
I would imagine more like humping your leg.

>> No.15615882

>>15615863
She'd be wetter than a slime in a rainstorm chasing a guy who made her Ahegao.
That man would have her fat ass slamming against his hips so hard if she caught him, he'd be hobbling for days with her clinging to his arm and smiling widely with heart pupils in her eyes.

>> No.15615883 [DELETED] 

>>15615877
Disgusting.

>> No.15615884 [DELETED] 

>>15615877
>snout protruding out,
ok now that HAS to be considered furry.

>> No.15615885

>>15615861
So a Siren singing her song about how much she wants your love and your dick would be the end of your adventure?

>> No.15615886

>>15615882
is it true that once a monster girl gets heart pupils they're permanent from there on.

>> No.15615888

>>15615885
yeah because thats the point where I wake up

>> No.15615889 [DELETED] 

>>15615877
Fuck off furfaggot.

>> No.15615890 [DELETED] 

>>15615884
Oh it is furry. But not western furry.

>> No.15615892 [DELETED] 

>>15615884
It is.
He's likely trying to stir shit by posting one of the most hated monstergirls in /mgt/.

>>15615886
No, it usually happens during moments of passion.
Sometimes if you fuck a monstergirl hard enough it can become permanent. Especially if heart pupils turn you on.

>> No.15615893

>wake up in the middle of the night
>monster daughteru has snuck in your bed
>is sleep humping your leg
wat do

>> No.15615894 [DELETED] 

>>15615884
It is, where have you been.
They're kinda cute in a mascot-character way though.

>> No.15615896

>>15615869

That works just as well.

>>15615876
>>15615885

I'd ask to be tied to the mast of a boat just so I could hear it and not go totally off the deep end

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15615897

>>15615877
God damn it I WANT THAT FUCKING SWORD!

>> No.15615898

>>15615893
Kick her out.

>> No.15615900

>>15615893
Carry her back to her room and put her tiny dakimakura with a picture of her childhood friend on it in the place of my leg.
Go back to cuddling with the waifus.

>> No.15615901 [DELETED] 

>>15615892
>most hated monstergirls in /mgt/.
was this as big a shitstorm as caith sith?
>>15615894
>where have you been.
jail

>> No.15615902 [DELETED] 

>>15615884
Are you fucking new or something? Of course it's a furry.

>> No.15615903

>>15615874
What if she just wants to show him how turned on she is by leaving a trail of juices on his chest?

>> No.15615904

>>15615893
>Has she reached puberty?
>Are you a single dad?
>Does your wife have a problem with polygamy?
>Is your wife a Dire Wolf who'll slap the shit out of you for scoring with your daughter?
>Are you a literal daughter fucker?

These are all important questions.

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>>15615874
>>15615881

>> No.15615906 [DELETED] 

>>15615901
Yes. the Siths didn't fare very well at all.
Right now they and Matangos occupy the "irredeemably shit" tier.

>> No.15615910

>>15615904
>a literal daughter fucker?
its not literal sex, shes just using your leg to masturbate,

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>>15615892
heart pupils are best when they aren't permanent otherwise they lose their appeal

>> No.15615914

>>15615903
>>15615905
It's fucking dumb.

>> No.15615915

>>15615855
Anon that's really nice. God I love Hellhounds.

>> No.15615916

>>15615893
Wake waifu up and tell her it's time to teach about the birds and bees to our daughteru.

>> No.15615919

>>15615905
is that by that guy that did those terribly drawn final fantasy time stop doujins?

>> No.15615920

>>15615893
Carry her back to bed and make her take her medicine that helps control her mating season.

>> No.15615922

>>15615916
with literal beegirls and harpies

>> No.15615925

>>15615801
Lap pillow and hair stroking. Any monster girl would turn me into putty in the palm of her hands like that.

Well almost any, except for the really obvious ones.

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>>15615914
It isn't that stupid
>>15615919
yup

>> No.15615929

>>15615926
>It isn't that stupid
Yes, it is.

>> No.15615931

>>15615926
You might as well just post the link rather than posting pointless censored images.

>> No.15615932

>>15615926
cute but dumb.

>> No.15615934

>>15615926
good thing Lamias could never do that

>> No.15615935

>>15615915
Wasn't aiming at hellhounds in particular when I wrote that, but damn if it wasn't in my heart.
Hellhounds are olev.

>> No.15615938

>>15615926
It's still pretty stupid, even for that doujin series.

>> No.15615940

>>15615935
Is your waifu a hellhound anon?

>> No.15615941

>>15615801
Physically, legs and thighs.

Otherwise, just being nice and caring

>> No.15615945

Don't get a snake harem because they might get knotted

>> No.15615947

Would you gently play house with the foxloli from across the street?

>> No.15615952

>>15615945
Just oil them up and let them sort it out between themselves.

>> No.15615953

>>15615947
She's probably older the me.

>> No.15615957

>>15615952
They might want you to do it for you

>> No.15615958

>>15615945
Then don't have a pet dog :^)

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>> No.15615964

>>15615940
I don't even know anymore anon.
I'm coming to terms with the idea that I might be a slut for smug girls.
But Hellhounds are smug girls I'm the most of a slut for.

>> No.15615967

>>15615947
How does one "violently" play House?

>>15615958
6/10 emoticon ruined the delivery.

>> No.15615969

>>15615967
I think the blatant lack of subtlety in the emoticon adds something.

>> No.15615971

Are monsters able to be friends

>> No.15615977

which to monsters fight like cats and dogs

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>>15615961
I’m taking that ass

>> No.15615981

>>15615969
I think it adds another element which wasn't needed, obfuscating the humour somewhat. The joke and its intent was pure and simple enough.

/mgt/ - In depth joke analysis.

>> No.15615983

>>15615957
>Shirohebi twins keep getting tangled up together
>How? Good question
>Their acting skills aren't too great either, those panicked voices are terribly fake
>They always start breathing heavy when you untangle them, too
>Oh well, they seem happy

>> No.15615987

>>15615971
>>15615977
Fix your shit grammar and someone might actually answer your dumb, asinine questions.

>> No.15615988

>>15615983
Would they get tangled again but with you in between them

>> No.15615992

>>15615967
>violently playing house

Usually involves appliances coming to life, body parts, flying heads, and some white cat watching from a distance

>> No.15616004

>>15615967
>violently
But domestic abuse isn't a good game anon. Besides, to opposite of "gentle" would be "rough" anyway.

>> No.15616005

>>15615988
Maybe that, and each time they get tangled up, more and more lamias mysteriously find themselves caught in the snake-ball.

>>15615979
Get your shitty memes outta here.

>> No.15616008

>>15616004
Roleplaying domestic abuse with a loli monstergirl is a really, really twisted idea.

I'd rather just roleplay animal hunting with the lolifox.

>> No.15616009

Amazons play violent house where they beat their husband

>> No.15616012

>>15616009
But they do that all the time.

>> No.15616016

>>15615964
Good luck finding the perfect waifu anon!

>> No.15616017

>>15616012
these are young amazons

>> No.15616019

>>15616009
Violently playing house is like taking a girl home gently.

>"I'm home bitch!"
>"Do you want to eat or fuck?"

>> No.15616022

>>15616019
Well, there went the old 'dinner, bath, or me' fantasy...

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>>15616009
>perpetuating the myth amazons are violent and don't just want to protect your smile

>> No.15616028

>>15616024
>Myth

>> No.15616032

>>15616022
And she is not even using the naked apron, just plain clothes.

>> No.15616036

>>15616028
Ogres are the one who want the violent snu-snu. Amazons just want it loud and public.

>> No.15616038

>>15616028
He's right.
The husbandbeaters are Ogres.

>> No.15616040

>>15616008
>Roleplaying domestic abuse with a loli monstergirl is a really, really twisted idea.
"Twisted idea" is one way to describe that, all right. You should teach her about happy marriages by fucking that tight fox pussy and the rest of the holes after that

>> No.15616042

>battered oni and orc husbands spreading lies again

>> No.15616045

>>15616042
Orcs don't hurt their husbands outside of sparing.

They turn into putty when you get a good grip of their fat orc butts.

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Polt is for _______

>> No.15616059

>>15616054
Burying alive

>> No.15616061

>>15616054
Burning.

>> No.15616063

>>15616054
Polting

>> No.15616067

>>15616054
Kissing, handholding, under-the-covers sex with maintained eye contact.

>> No.15616089

>>15615802
Can they defeat the pink Dark Slime together?

>> No.15616093

>>15615819
with a knife a 1/60th of a mm cutting precision

>> No.15616100

>>15616089
Pink dark slime?
So it's like the pink slime from EMG, and the dark slime from MGE, in that it eats nectar and flowers to emit a sweet scent, and uses that scent to lure and absorb prey.

Scary. But I bet the garden elf can overcome it.

>> No.15616108

>>15616054
Removing.

>> No.15616133

How many slimes can be in a pool for max comfy

>> No.15616140

>>15616133
How many cores can you pack into the pool?

No actual body slime, just slime cores from individual slimegirls, all rolling and churning about one another.

>> No.15616142

>>15615931
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/831979/2f024c556a/

>> No.15616155

>>15616054
Torching

>> No.15616164

>>15615580
>>15615609
Honestly I dont know how to feel about .less
On the one hand, he is a good artist that's been around since the /a/ days and he's always been a nice enough guy, and he certainly seems like a good guy now
On the other hand, he was HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED's partner in shitposting, though I would suspect that was moreso because of commissions than anything else, and was a huge factor in almost every major drama plague we've had for a long time.

>> No.15616189

>>15616164
Yeah, .Less has that thing going on where he's good and persistent and has been here since the olden days, and everyone bullies him/doesn't like him
But everyone tolerates him. To a degree.

>> No.15616272

>>15616189
I've never disliked .less, even when he was drawing shit to piss off the thread. After all, all he did was shitpost in drawn form, something many of us would do if given the chance.

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>>15616189
I tried finding an old pic that .less drew of everyone bullying him, but I guess I never saved it
Oh the images you wish you saved
In compensation, have a different image from a more simpler time

>> No.15616277

>>15616054

long walks

polt haters can eat a dick

>> No.15616278

>>15616272
>drawing shit to piss off the threas
still fapped , he's going to have to try a lot harder if he thinks that was going to stop me.

>> No.15616286

>>15616054
Furfags.

>> No.15616289

>>15616164
Eh. Two of less's sketches inspired large bits of two of my ancient greentexts, so I have him to thank for that. He definitely seems to have a lust for shitposting though.

>> No.15616290

>>15616272
>After all, all he did was shitpost in drawn form, something many of us would do if given the chance.
That's not true. If I knew how to draw I'd probably do that once
Joking aside, I'm very indifferent with .Less. Bullying him is fun but I don't hate .Less. I don't really hate a lot of people
Bullying him is just too much fun. I don't know why. I think I have a problem

>> No.15616291

>>15616277
>Furry telling others to eat a dick
kek

>> No.15616293

>>15616277
Polt deserves all the shit she gets desu.

>> No.15616303

>.less hate

god forbid someone contributes to threads, jesus christ

>> No.15616305

>>15616274
Ah, memories.

>> No.15616309

>>15616303
It's tradition. An ancient custom that's been around since the /a/ days

>> No.15616311

>>15616274
>There are people in this thread who don't remember the /a/ days.

>> No.15616315

>>15616277
Agreed, Polt's pretty lovely, despite being the last stop before the border into "Unacceptable" for me.

Those "walks" would probably be pretty intense though. For multiple reasons.

>> No.15616322

>>15616303
This is /mgt/ anon, where we lash out at writefags and drawfags for the smallest thing that upset us and then shitpost them into oblivion afterwards.

>> No.15616324

>>15616303
Hi .less. Please draw more anubi.

>> No.15616327

Why do monsters think men like rape

>> No.15616328

>>15616315
you can make her wear weighted clothing

>> No.15616329

>>15616322
You forgot the part where we complain about there never being any OC in these threads anymore, and wonder where all our drawfags and writefags went.

>> No.15616333

>>15616327
Because I want to rape monsters.

>> No.15616335

>>15616327
Because we do.

>> No.15616336

>>15616329
Oh yes that, that's the most important part. Silly me.

>> No.15616337

>No Paladin grill in emerald plate armor
>Who wields a magitech warhammer whose handle plays the part of an explosive catalyst
>A boom stick, if you will
>You'll never wade through alternate dimension hell with her and smite together like the holy men used to in the days of yore

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>> No.15616339

>>15616328
See, it's a good idea for a start. But then you have that Rock Lee situation where, when she finally takes off the weights, she can literally fuck you dry in six seconds flat, and she's got enough energy to do that a thousand times over.

>> No.15616344

>>15616327
They don't. What they do know is that mamono mana will make the guy like it afterwards, so it's all good.

It's like stealing from a woman near a black guy because you know he will get the blame.

>> No.15616348

>>15616338
Literally already posted in the thread, Anon.
>>15615897

>> No.15616350

>>15616303
>>15616322
>>15616329
>>15616336
>implying anyone here is hating on .less
>all these posts are about 1 minute apart
Cmon son

>> No.15616351

>>15616311
I remember long before the generals became a thing. The MG threads that would pop up every so often were basically just image dumps. Okay, not too awful much has changed from then. But I remember them always being like a bat beacon for Bromont. The fact that a lot of OC has come about still surprises me.

>> No.15616352

>>15616338
those ears keep making me think of peter pan

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>>15616339
>Rock Lee

>> No.15616355

>>15616339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZLi13Yk358
>Polt taking off the ankle and wrist weights
>THIS FUCKING SONG COMES ON
>JESUS CHRIST SHE'S SO FAST

>> No.15616356

>>15616350
>There is no way more than one person can hold the same opinion.
>I declare that, you are in fact, the same person.
Anon, please.

>> No.15616360

>>15616339
>Rock Lee
>Not early DBZ Piccolo and Goku.

>> No.15616362

>>15616303
>>15616322
>>15616329
>>15616336
These posts are most suspicious.

>> No.15616363

Remember that time lilims weren't huge sluts

>> No.15616364

>>15616353
Yeah, I don't actually watch or read Naruto, I just couldn't actually think of any other better examples of that whole "limiters removed" thing.
I've had friends show me some odd stuff from it, which is why that came to mind.

>>15616360
Anon pls. It's 2AM and I was working all day. My brain cannot into good memory recall right now, especially since it's been years since I watched DBZ.

>> No.15616368

>>15616363
That never happened.

Demon Lord a shit and so are most monster girls.

>> No.15616372

>>15616355
So you're saying Unweighted Polt is basically fast enough to match an F-Zero racer.
Nice.

Big Blue was my second favourite stage in Melee, I think, right after Pokefloats.

>> No.15616375

If you live in monster controlled land are you required to see at least on demon lord public birthing

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>>15616362
>I disagree with it so it must be a conspiracy!

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How about a break from the drama?

Just finished an adorable little one-shot about bullying and/or tender healing with a Yuki-Onna. Contains romance, bullying, and tender healing. Worth a read guys.

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/tonari-no-yuki-onna-chan-r18818

>> No.15616381

>>15616360
>Not Krillin and Goku training under Muten Roshi
Anon

>> No.15616387

When do Yanderer monsters start being yandere? Does it start after monster puberty?

>> No.15616392

>>15616381
Anon, I never watched Dragon Ball.
I barely watched DBZ, my mom was almost fanatically against me watching anything violent.
Thank god she lightened up when I hit my preteens.

>>15616387
It starts when they first lay eyes on their beloved.

>> No.15616393

>>15616378
I don't see anything on that page that allows me to read it.
Do I really need to make an account? Batoto really jumped the shark.

>> No.15616395

>>15616329
>>15616322
To be fair I'm not sure there's much the thread could do to make me want to quit this place permanently. I recognize that I'm a shitty writer and probably won't get better but you degenerates are about as close to a family as any thread on 4chan.

>> No.15616400

>>15616393
Yep, Batoto's shit now.
Manga.madokami.com is supposed to be good, but since they changed stuff with their site a while back, I can't remember how to access it.

A shame too, because their library is super comprehensive, and they have a pretty great native reader too, alongside the option to direct download.

>> No.15616403

>>15616393
Ah, shit. I forgot batoto was login-only.

I gave in like months ago, since most of the other major sites use [WATERMARKS], ads, or lower res images. And going to each scanlator site is a pain.

But that page at least has the title if you want to search it up on your preferred manga host.

>> No.15616404

>>15616393
batoto has turned into complete shit.

>> No.15616416

>>15616377
Y'know, we've had new art and stories posted in threads prior to this one. And this thread also had new stuff posted in it as well.

However, whenever someone shittalks .less there are a few assblasted anons running around crying that we hate all content providers by default and .less dindu nuffin.

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>>15616404
>tfw I will never finish Diamond is Unbreakable
I was on the chapter where the final fight with Kira started too.

>> No.15616426

>>15616423
That really is quite a shitty picture.

>> No.15616433

>>15616423
>>tfw I will never finish Diamond is Unbreakable
Why not?

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Don't cheat on a sword

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>>15616416
The thing is for all the stupid shit .less has pulled in the past he's at least making a genuine effort to improve on many levels. I won't deny that he's been a faggot in the past with all the dickgirls and the cat trap shit he's posted before but at least he's not Alp or Shoggy, content wise.

>> No.15616439

>>15616433
not him, but it felt too slice of lifey.

>> No.15616443

>>15616434
Cursed Swords are shit.

>> No.15616444

>>15616423
Just read it on some other site like Kissmanga.
Or wait for the anime to finish and then binge that.
On the topic of DiU, I wonder what monstergirls would like Josuke best?

>> No.15616445

>>15616439
That's fair.

>> No.15616446

>you will never have kitsune childhood friend
>you will never play with her tail every time you have the chance
>your family will never suddenly move out
>you will never futilely protest
>you will never feel restless like something is missing in your life
>you will never feel pain whenever you see a kitsune's tail followed by headaches and sleeping problems
>you will never come back to your hometown
>you will never see a kitsune on your way to your old house
>you will never be drawn to her tail
>you will never be overtaken by your desire to touch her tail
>you will never make her cum a few times before realizing what you just did
>you will never try to run only to be stopped by her
>she will never say "you really love my tail don't you anon? ufufu~"
>you will never walk her home gently that night

being away from your mofu provider seems a serious matter

>> No.15616448

>>15616444
Are you really asking that?

>> No.15616451

>>15616434
How would one cheat on a sword? Use a bo-staff?

>> No.15616452

>>15616448
Yes.

>> No.15616455

>>15616451
you shoot a gun

>> No.15616462

>>15616446
Cut off a lock of tail fur and keep it tied around your finger so you can always have a psychic link to her.

>> No.15616483

Can a Spider make a silk ring

>> No.15616487

>>15616426
How?
>>15616433
I'm too lazy to find a good place to read it.

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You wouldn't reject your minichuff childhood friend just because she is now a 26 year old jinko that never really grew up, right?

>> No.15616492

>>15616490
so is she a womanchild?

>> No.15616493

I want to _________________ with Druella

>> No.15616494

>>15616487
Head and boy are at a powerful disconnect

>> No.15616495

>>15616492
She's just weirdly small and cute for her age. I blame the sabbath owning the water company.

>> No.15616497

>>15616490
Do you mean "never really grew up" in the sense that she still likes cute things and playing in pillow forts, or do you mean "never really grew up" in that she is 3 feet tall and has no tits?

>> No.15616499

>>15616490
Of course not.

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>>15616492
He probably mean a legal loli CC Jinko.

>> No.15616502

>>15616490
It's either a minichuff or a Dire Jinko.

>> No.15616509

Remove tanuki from your house

>> No.15616511

>>15616434
But swords have been tainted by mamono mana.
All it would do is overload her target with pleasure until they're a twitching mess.

>> No.15616514

>>15616509
But she owns my house

>> No.15616519

>>15616434
I wish there were more agnes doujins, I guess I was in the minority in seeing her that way.

>> No.15616520

>>15616519
I like the harem ones

>> No.15616528

>>15616490
No, but I'd find a wonderland cake bakery.

>> No.15616538

How do you defeat wonderland logic?

>> No.15616551

>>15616538
Using The Deep logic

>> No.15616554

>>15616538
The Wonderland logic is born from Wonderland space. Wonderland space exists, obviously, in Wonderland, as regular space exists in our world, but it also exists around Wonderland beings even in our world.

So to beat its logic, you need to impose a space upon it that isn't of Wonderland. A magical ward when you go through Wonderland that emits a field about you, essentially ensuring that you stay in regular space even while walking through the WL world might work well.

Or you can subject the world of Wonderland to a "logic" even more twisted and pervasive than it is.
Use eldritch logic, basically.

In terms of overriding influence and twistedness, it goes like this:

Our world < Wonderland < Pure magic < Eldritch realms

>> No.15616562

>>15616554
>So to beat its logic, you need to impose a space upon it that isn't of Wonderland. A magical ward when you go through Wonderland that emits a field about you, essentially ensuring that you stay in regular space even while walking through the WL world might work well.
so basically a gellar field.

>> No.15616568

>>15616554
>You'll never develop a spell to shield yourself from Wonderland's Insanity.
>You'll never see the smug deplete from a Cheshire's face faster than a speeding bullet when she realizes that you're utterly immune to her bullshit.
>You'll never fluster her by sweeping her off her feet and romancing her since she can't fuck with your perception despite being where her powers are strongest.
Suffering.

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Where can I find the harpy picture in this jpg?

>> No.15616584

>>15616568
Would a cheshire care? Even without falling into wonderland logic it should be possible to guide a man into depravity. I mean, the lewd is still very much real and they're persistent little cunts.

>> No.15616588

>>15616538
Go insane, to prevent yourself from going insane.

>> No.15616592

>>15616538
With smiting.

>> No.15616595

>>15616562
I'm not familiar with 40K, but reading the Wiki article on Gellar Fields, it looks like our ideas are the same.

If you traverse into a world where even the spacetime itself is incompatible with yours, you'll obviously cease to be. Maybe it's a world where the strong nuclear force doesn't exist or something, in which case, say bye-bye to every subatomic particle in your body.
So to make it safe, you make sure to always be in a bubble of spacetime where the physical laws are identical to this world.

>>15616568
I imagine it'd be a shield spell which harmlessly nullifies all Wonderland effects. If you stumble upon an Unbirthday Party, you won't age back into a shota. Areas which makes you travel in the opposite direction you face while walking won't affect you
If a chesire turns invisible to sneak up on you, she turns visible as she enters the field, and can't float or teleport in or out of it.

So imagine turning the tables on a chesire who's been teasing you by getting close to her and activating the field. Before she can teleport away, she drops to the ground in front of you feet, for the first time unable to rely on her vast array of tricks and anti-logic tools.

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>>15616562
Kek wills it so.

>> No.15616609

>>15616600
I'm glad Lord Kroak survived the End Times and basically is a demigod now instead of a mummy.

>> No.15616610

>>15616583
boku no google

>> No.15616611

>>15615452
This is pretty much the greatest thing ever in my mind, and I am eternally grateful to whomever commissioned it. Beautiful, plain and simple.
Just that now I can't commission it myself and use the high-res version to get a nice poster print to hang on my wall. Oh well.

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>>15616600
PRAISE KEK

>> No.15616617

>>15616610
Such cleverness

>> No.15616618

>>15616612
Dubs posting is deleted on site, possibly banned here. There's a reason you don't see that shit.

>> No.15616622

>>15616609
Worst thing is he'd become a Mucus Toad with immense magical power in MGE.

>> No.15616627

>>15615822
>Body Oil
>Leg locking
>Slow Sex
>Sumata
>Sloppy Blowjobs
>Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl
Good man. Very, very good man.

>>15615801
>Never much cared for the idea of ear-play
>Think its fucking disgusting because of wax build-up
>Generally develop the idea of completely ignoring the whole area
>Get a girlfriend
>She develops a habit of scratching me just behind my ears
>Fucking melt

Funny the things life teaches you.

>> No.15616634

>>15616622
I would a R63 Lord Kroak.

She'd prob be a fusion of the mummy, pharaoh, and mucus toad MG though.

>> No.15616635 [DELETED] 

>>15616618
Yeesh mate, get your fucking ninnies out of a twist
I was merely expressing excitement towards that Anon's ability of getting double dubs after invoking Kek

>> No.15616640

>>15616635
No ninnies twisted here. I'm just saying, those posts usually get deleted within minutes. It's a caution, not an outburst. You could possibly save yourself a temporary vacation if you get it gone soon enough.

>> No.15616644

>>15613955
The family that slays together etc.

>> No.15616647

>>15616644
What about the family that lays together

>> No.15616660

>>15614770
Hi Karin.

>> No.15616662

>>15614770
keep the time stream stable

>> No.15616665

>>15616583
I can't find it even when using the correct tags.

>> No.15616669

>>15616627
>>Think its fucking disgusting because of wax build-up
Ear cleaning is the best bit though

>> No.15616683

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that little nyans need plenty of rest and warmth to grow up big and strong.

Make sure to let one nap in your lap so she can grow up into a fine woman.

>> No.15616685

>>15616669
Yeah I never really got the whole Japanese fixation on that as some kinda couples activity.
But maybe that's just me.

>> No.15616687

>>15616683
what happens to nyans that aren't big and strong

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requesting rough/rapey stories

>> No.15616690

>>15615718
I like you.

>> No.15616697

>>15616687
Well, they are small and stunted.
They can't work effectively, aren't able to hunt effectively, and are often depressed about their diminished physical stature.

>> No.15616708

>>15615893
Wake her up and ask if she's gonna make it my while. I have punched people for fucking with me when I'm eating or sleeping.

>> No.15616714

>>15615926
>you will never be a slut in a world like this

>> No.15616716

>>15615947
If she will agree to be a cuddle buddy for me.

>> No.15616717

>>15616584
But none of her crazy wonderland tricks work.
No using teleportation to do lewd things to him, or obfuscate lewd things around him so she can show him that he was actually surrounded by lewd. No relying on Wonderland's bizarre weather and plants since he's got an aura to total normality. No wonderland bullshit, welcome to the reality sphere where no crazy can get in.
Thinking about it, it'd probably be a bit terrifying to her.

>>15616595
Exactly. Just imagine her trying to sneak up on you only to go visible right in front of you.
Imagine her confusion and the little "eh?" noise she'd make when she sees that her power's been disabled.
It'd probably be a little adorable.

>> No.15616723

>>15616685
Well it's hard to clean your own ears so thoroughly in that matter. And I wouldn't trust some one with me ears that I didn't trust with the rest of me. So it sort of necessitates a couple, no?

>> No.15616724

Good thing paladins in plate armor can't be sneaky

>> No.15616726

I just realised I never actually posted the Monorus Shower Anubis album. Oops.

I'd say why I couldn't post it when it was finished, but if I did, I'd probably not be able to post again for a few days. You all know how it is.

Anyway, here it is.
http://imgur.com/a/wqrd7

Inside are web-sized PNGs, and larger JPGs, because those latter will still fit within 4chan's filesize limit.
Also, I've noticed some indivuduals in this thread saying that the anubis would smell like wet dog after getting out of the shower.
These statements are LIBEL and UNTRUTHS.

>>15616611
Anonlich?

>> No.15616727

>>15616708
>ex tries to give me a blowjob while I was asleep
>gets pissed off I'm not reacting so she bites my dick
>bring my fist down on top of her head because, to repeat, she BIT MY DICK

>> No.15616733

>>15616689
Look up literally anything by RS involving Manticores and Ushi-Oni.

>> No.15616734

>>15616434
Pfffft.

>> No.15616741

>>15616493
duel to the death

>> No.15616742

>>15616727
I punched my mom in my sleep when she tried to wake me up as a kid.

>> No.15616744

>>15616727
>gets pissed off I'm not reacting so she bites my dick
You ever get that sort of "what the fuck?" laugh? Because I just got that.
That's fucked up man.

>> No.15616748

>>15616726
>These statements are LIBEL and UNTRUTHS.
Well yeah, doesn't fur only start to smell bad if you don't dry it properly? How could a proud anubis not her husband/a few slaves/herself not make sure she'd properly being attended to?

Also, THIGHS.

>> No.15616749

>>15616727
Maybe she was still half asleep and thought it was a sausage.

>> No.15616751

What monstergirl would give the best comfort to a guy having a panic attack?

>> No.15616755

>>15616742
I normally talk with people and there was one time I did house chores on my sleep. To this day, my mom jokes around with this.

>> No.15616761

>>15616100
Cool.
I was making a DBZ joke, but that's cool too.[/spoiler

>> No.15616763

>>15616727
Good man.

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>>15616689
http://pastebin.com/u/RSanon
http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep
http://pastebin.com/iCBUpzhr
http://pastebin.com/9jMwF7th
http://pastebin.com/F0a7y2CC
http://pastebin.com/2P1U4TN0
http://pastebin.com/MXgjVQFC
http://pastebin.com/hUpBNqCw
http://pastebin.com/Y4AU8p2j
I know I'm forgetting some, but this list will probably grow like my yandere story list.

>> No.15616769

>>15616751
Moth, mad hatter, weresheep or nightmare, I'd wager. A hakutaku would probably also be really good because she'd knew exactly what triggered you.

>> No.15616772

>>15616751
Men can have panic attacks?

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>>15616751
This thing.

>> No.15616782

>>15616724
>he doesn't know the spook spell
You're getting assassinated the fun way.

>> No.15616783

>>15616647
They make for great stories.

>> No.15616784

>>15616769
Wouldn't the cuddlebugs like Yetis work too?

>>15616772
Yeah. I did.
Family trip to Las Vegas. There was some pretty heavy turbulence going in, I'm scared of heights and it felt like the plane was going to shake apart. Long story short, in my panic induced flailing I punched my little brother square in the jaw.

>> No.15616785

>>15616727
Cool blog

>> No.15616789

>>15616748
Exactly. This anubis showers daily, washing her hair, scrubbing her body, and lathering up her fur from ear-tips to toe-pads. Every morning, she comes out of the shower smelling like sweet flowers, and throughout the day the ambient air lends her body the fragrance of elegant spices.
If it's hot, or if she exerts herself, then the wild scent of her sweat will mix in with her fur, saturating it in a heavy, intoxicatingly powerful aroma that numbs the mind and draws out both passion and animal instinct in all who might smell it.

>> No.15616792

>>15616726
>Anonlich?
Yes.

And you have no idea how absurdly happy and grateful I am for you sharing these high-res' (and for getting a variant with red-eyes). Thank you, a thousand times over!

>These statements are LIBEL and UNTRUTHS
AMEN.

>> No.15616821

Would criminal monster girls be forced to serve as maids for their sentences?

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>>15616821
Some prisons do.

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>>15616821
>Convict monstergirl serving out her sentence as a wetnurse/milkmaid/maid to a rich human families son
I can dig it.

>> No.15616836

>>15616830
They'd abuse it.

>> No.15616837

>>15616830
but she was arrested for raping a rich shota

>> No.15616839

>>15616792
Cool, and don't worry about it, I'm glad you like it so much.
Mono was great to work with, and I'm pretty ecstatic about my first commission by him too.

Also log into and check your Pastebin, pls.

>> No.15616841

>>15616837
recidivism is a bitch

>> No.15616843

>>15616751
Your mom, like she always used to.

>> No.15616863

>>15616784
>Wouldn't the cuddlebugs like Yetis work too?
Or they could make it worse, depending on what caused the attack. I skipped straight past normal physical reassurance and went to drugs and sleep magic, then psychotherapy, respectively. Big guns only, no half-measures.

Actually, on that therapy note I'm reminded mindflayers would work miracles for panic attacks and phobias. Flayers are top-tier waifus if only you have reason to trust them.

>> No.15616865

>>15616837
Now she has to serve that rich shota.

>> No.15616868

>>15616769
Mad Hatter?

>> No.15616884

>>15616865
so a shotgun wedding?

>> No.15616892

>>15616868
Whoops, misremembered how those work. Uh... maybe replace that with kesaran pasaran.

>> No.15616920

>>15616863
I think Mindflayers would make good doctors in general.
You'd never have to deal with a doctor telling you that your pain is all in your head, because she could just plug into your brain and feel it for herself.

>> No.15616931

>>15616920
How would they even get medical licenses in the first place?

>> No.15616938

>>15616920
>that feel when Dr. Flayer gets a little too heavy with the tentacle therapy

Remember your Hippopotamus Oath

>> No.15616939

I want to play doctor with a mindflayer

>> No.15616941

>>15616920
This would also make them amazing pediatricians. Why the flying fuck you'd let a mindflayer inside your child's head as anything other than a last resort is beyond me, but the point stands. Also, they could come with shog nurses. Imagine that.

Hakutaku would be equally skilled in the medical field, though.

>>15616931
The same way everyone else does? Or she could tentacle the board, I guess.

>> No.15616945

>>15616683
But then I'd be too distracted with the kitten girl in my lap to get anything done!
Watching her grow up into an adult cat would be worth it, though.

>> No.15616946

>>15616884
Indeed.

>> No.15616951

>>15616945
>Watching her grow up into an adult cat would be worth it, though.
She'd want to dominate your lap even when she's older, though. How would you deal with that? cats get heavy

>> No.15616953

>>15616941
But they're horrifying tentacle monsters. Hardly anyone would want to be treated by one.

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>>15616920
Nurse Mindflayer became pretty popular outside of these threads for a short while didn't she?

>> No.15616958

>>15616839
You're a Saint, Senpai.
And yeah, Mono's pretty great. Both his art, and just all-around.

Oh wow...

>> No.15616960

>>15616955
I'd be fine with her poking around in my head, I just hope she doesn't see my nurse or mindflayer kinks

>> No.15616964

>>15616955
She did.

Oddly enough, there were little to no objections regarding modifying this little sadist like there's been with the Hellhound

>> No.15616968

>>15616953
[Insert /pol/ joke here]. They'd be phenomenal at the job though; bias or no when people get desperate with their lives everything becomes viable. It's not like it'd be hard for them to get the knowledge either, the only trick is the certificate, and depending on setting that might not even be an issue even without cheating. A few fringe cases is all it would take.

>>15616960
Are you sure you had those kinks before you went in?

>> No.15616971

>>15616955
I think she even got some japanese fanart.

>> No.15616976

>>15616968
>Are you sure you had those kinks before you went in?
100% because why else would I ask for her specifically

>> No.15616981

I want to kiss a monster girl in the lips

>> No.15616982

>>15616953
>horrifying
Don't be such a rude dude, anon.

>> No.15616983

>>15616964
There's no telling what she would do to virile young men that she liked.

>> No.15616986

>>15616964
>modifying this little sadist
I don't think that's the right term to describe them. That aside, nurse flayer doesn't turn her concept on its head like some tried to with hellhound, it's just more of a bend, and not even a very large one depending on how you view their thought process to begin with.

>>15616976
>100% because why else would I ask for her specifically
There could be any number of reasons. Maybe no one else would do. Maybe you were recommended to her. Maybe you actually didn't but a little tentacle magic means you remember doing so anyway.
See? That last bit is the only problem with flayers; they invade your final refuge so you can never actually tell 100% what's real anymore.

>> No.15616987

>>15616986
either way I like them

>> No.15616989

>>15616941
>Mindflayer doctor
>Shoggoth nurse
Maybe I'd be able to finally get my knee fixed with a genuine Shoggoth™ brand ACL, meniscus and kneecap replacement.

>> No.15616993

I just realized something, KC hasn't made a Genie girl yet, like, wish-granting Genie. How do you think his version would be like?

>> No.15616994

Shoggoths will never leave you

>> No.15616998

>>15616994
I want to marry one.

>> No.15616999

>>15616989
It occurs to me you wouldn't even need anesthetics or painkillers for this. Dr. Flayer is OP.

>>15616993
A lewd monkey's paw that drag's men into her lamp after they've exhausted their three wishes. Also, harem pants. Please.

>> No.15617001

>>15616993
Either a Shantae copy, or he goes the way of the djinn and make it a trickster spirit with a phylactery like accessory.

>> No.15617002

>>15616999
so instead of ruining wishes she lewds them

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>>15616993

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>>15616989
Wonder how often you would need to go in for maintenance on that.

>> No.15617010

>>15617002
You can ruin a wish by lewding it. I mean, it's harder than the normal way, but still.

>> No.15617012

>>15616999
>>15617001
>Sucked into the lamp with her when you run out of wishes

Yes please.

>> No.15617016

>>15617012
what about putting your dick in the lamp

>> No.15617021

>>15617016
You probably wouldn't be the first to do it.

>> No.15617022

>>15617012
>>15617016
>suddenly imagining her turning into a mist that can simulate the sensation of suction/caressing

And just like that, smokeplay is a thing.

>> No.15617023

>>15616968
Again, they are tentacle beasts that can rewrite your mind to anything they want. It would require a huge amount of trust that would be hard to give even a human. Then Mindflayers would be able to make therapy and prescriptions unneeded with just a few sessions with their tentacles, something the medical community would not like.

>> No.15617027

>>15617016
Followed by your entire body, sucked through a hole an inch in diameter.
Now THAT is the blowjob of a lifetime.

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What was that noise?
Who's footprints are these?
What was that noise?
Who's footprints are these?
!
INTR-

>> No.15617035

If you hug an alice how lewd is it

>> No.15617037

>>15617033
>She jams your face in her cooch

It's just a box

>> No.15617043

>>15617023
They're already pariahs, so I'm not expecting them to be general practitioners or a first method of resort.
They do have critical use in specific cases, and any re-writing is likely to be a delicate, slow and measured process.

>> No.15617049

Is it lewd or rude to go holst tipping

>> No.15617062

>>15617043
So they would be back-alley doctors?

>> No.15617066

>>15617027
Please no, you just brought back a horrible mental image of a scene with a sink from The Blob

>> No.15617067

>>15617062
That'd definitely be a thing, but specialty doctor was more what I was getting at.

>> No.15617068

>>15616986
I want to flip a Hellhound upside down.

>> No.15617071

>>15617067
Even that would be hard for them.

>> No.15617078

>>15617033
Is that supposed to do anything?

>> No.15617082

Would you marry a monster that changed species every day

>> No.15617083

>>15617049
They'd much rather have you ask to tap than to tip

>> No.15617085

>>15617082
Sounds like the work of either a Mindflayer or a Doppleganger.

...or an indecisive mind.

>> No.15617086

>>>/a/145010297
>you will never be raised my a dragon

>> No.15617088

>>15617078
KO

>> No.15617093

I want to raise a Mindflayer that asks for consent before tentacling

>> No.15617095

>>15617086
>Monsterboys
Go away.

>> No.15617097

>>15617088
What? What are you talking about?

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>Oi, oi! That's not going to fly when you're shogun, miritary rurerr of arr Zipangu! Now again!
Isn't it nice that your sister is taking an active role in your training?

>> No.15617102

>>15617082
>Doppelganger Lilim
She'd be the most fun, up until she saw The Thing.

>> No.15617108

>>15617086
This is pretty cute for what it is.
Hope more interesting things about her being a dragongirl come into play in future chapters.

>> No.15617110

>>15617099
But I just want to open a noodle shop not be shogun

>> No.15617112

>>15617110
Leave the noodles to the washed up swordsmiths, you're destined for greatness! Your Stand nee-san says so!
Or whatever the hell she is.

>> No.15617118

>>15617097
...K.O.

>> No.15617120

>>15617099
But I don't have a sister.

>>15617112
>Not thinking of the spirits from Shaman King
Come the fuck on.

>> No.15617121

>>15617023
So, another guy seems to have jumped in here, I'm the original person you were speaking with
>It would require a huge amount of trust that would be hard to give even a human.
Absolutely. That gives us a high barrier of entry, but once you've got enough of those fringe desperation cases that turn out so swimmingly built up you've got a basis for a (likely grudging) start to more mainstream flayer practice.
>something the medical community would not like
They SHOULD love that, and its certainly not something they can block ethically. Inevitably roadblocks would be set up regardless, but with the type of results flayer doctors would get I don't even see how it'd be possible they wouldn't gain acceptance for at least extreme situations eventually. At the very least they would, as the other guy said, absolutely dominate the back alley clinic.

>> No.15617123

>>15617099
I fuckin' recognize that armor....

Far worse than even the most cursed of swords

>> No.15617129

>>15617118
I'm sorry, I can't keep up.

How can breasts knock a man out?

>> No.15617134

>>15617099
She doesn't look like my sister.

>> No.15617135

>>15617120
>Shaman King
I tried to read the first chapter of that and didn't bother to continue.

>> No.15617137

>>15617123
Explain.

>> No.15617139

>>15617112
But I have a passion and skill to do the noodles, maybe the sister becomes shogun

>> No.15617140

What would having an alice as a mom be like?

>> No.15617142

Imagine being the first person in a Mindflayer's life to trust them.
She's been shunned and treated like an unspeakable horror of unfathomable evil her whole life, and then she meets Anon, who gives her a chance.
Eventually she gets the urge to jam a tentacle into his brain, but she's terrified that she'll find out that his kindness was all an act. He reassures her that that's not true and tells her that he trusts her to not do anything wrong.
Imagine the heart pupils when she digs around in there and just finds things like "She's a nice girl", "I think she's pretty", and "This feels nice".

>> No.15617146

>>15617093
Almost more important is raising one that doesn't tentacle anything inside her tentaclee's head she hasn't been given permission to tentacle. It's not only important that she not tentacle without permission, but also that she tentacle properly.

>>15617129
>How can breasts knock a man out?
1. Massive wonders
2. Marshmallow hell

>> No.15617148

just had a thought
what would a lilim see if that dream flower from that depressing superman comic was attached to her?

>> No.15617149

>>15617140
Unless they've been to Wonderland and have all of their memories, you wouldn't have one as a mom.

>> No.15617152

>>15617142
Go on, tell us what she does after she's in there. Tell us what happens next.

>> No.15617154

>>15617129
Large breasts plus a a turn taken quickly enough.

>> No.15617155

>>15617146
>1. Massive wonders
>2. Marshmallow hell
What? I don't understand.

>> No.15617158

>>15617137
It's a Darkstalkers character named Bishamon after he got hit by Midnight Bliss (a move that genderbends males and gives females lewder outfits)

>> No.15617160

>>15617155
I'm saying she could use her massive cowtits to slap you silly since there's sufficient mass or to suffocate you since there's sufficient volume and she's part minotaur.

>> No.15617161

>>15617148
Probably having a peaceful life with a husband and daughter, and possibly a human son with the dl's plan complete.

>> No.15617162

>>15617160
That doesn't seem possible.

>> No.15617164

>>15617142
>trusting the scum
Bitch please.

>> No.15617165

why don't they have shotas fight for their freedom with the loser getting raped

>> No.15617168

>>15617139
Girls can't be shogun.

>> No.15617170

>>15617168
then she can get her husband to do it

>> No.15617171

>>15617165
Ah, I see you have heard of cock fighting!

>> No.15617173

>>15617162
The first is mind of a stretch and requires her to fight in closer than a Weng Chung practitioner, but the latter is fairly reasonable.

>>15617165
Because then you can't rape the winner and lying is dishonorabur.

>> No.15617175

>>15617165
let it be regular men and i will approve

>> No.15617177

>>15617158
Cool.

>> No.15617179

>>15617121
I'm sure they would be able to hush up most successful cases of flaying, or use their influence to keep it shut even if people start saying for it to be legalized. Another reason they have to keep flaying banned is that therapy and drugs make them lots of money. If flaying became a cheaper, more permanent alternative, their wallets would hurt.

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>>15617165
>loser gets raped

What degenerate MGs would want the weaker genes from the loser?

Probably something like Pharoah or Beezlebub.

>> No.15617182

>>15617158
>Midnight Bliss
some look okay, but the mummy is the fucin worse

>> No.15617184

>>15617173
But Holsts wouldn't hurt a man.

>> No.15617185

>>15617180
if an elf and shota meet who rapes who

>> No.15617193

>>15617180
>MGs would want the weaker genes from the loser?
orgasm denial is a thing

>> No.15617195

>>15617148
What dream flower? Is this some Greek lotus eater thing?

>> No.15617196

>>15617179
Or, conversely, the flayers could slowly eliminate resistance to flaying. There are valid reasons you'd want people to use it first. Lots of them. Likely you'd have some mindflayers that wanted things quiet and others that wanted to be known; it'd be interesting to see how that played out.

>Another reason they have to keep flaying banned is that therapy and drugs make them lots of money.
You already said that and I already pointed out one problem with that idea. Doctors are supposed to be in it to help people, they reasonably shouldn't be against controlled or monitored flaying. Of course, doctors are still people so some still would be and in a modern setting any pharmaceutical company would scream bloddy murder, but both of our points stand. Again, you'd likely have factions.

>>15617184
She's not hurting him, she's incapacitating him so he can be taught the joys of man-monster love later.

Or maybe the poor fool was just wearing a red bandana.

>> No.15617198

>you will never make an akaname wear a ball gag made of soap

>> No.15617202

Do not randomly stick your dick in a slime body when she is not expecting it

>> No.15617203

>>15617196
She's suffocating him!

Also, isn't the red thing a myth?

>> No.15617206

>>15617203
>She's suffocating him!
He'll get better.

>Also, isn't the red thing a myth?
For actual bulls? Yes, it's the movement that does it. For holsts it's a legit thing BECAUSE of the myth.

>> No.15617210

>>15617202
I imagine that surprised slimes sometimes just explode like a water balloon.
So you dick her unexpectadly and then BANG! your front and all the nearby furniture is covered in blue goo.

>> No.15617211

>>15617206
>He'll get better.
She'll regret this when he wakes up! Those Holst breasts are going to get the slapping of a lifetime!

>> No.15617214

>>15617210
at least she can reform, though the real question is how embarrassed she would be

>> No.15617215

>>15617195
A villan puts A alien flower on superman that puts him into a illsion showing him his greatest dreams. in superman's case its a dream where krypton is fine and superman has a family.

the flower later gets on to batman, who dreams about his father beating down joe chill instead of getting shot

>> No.15617219

>>15617215
For The Man Who Has Everything, by Alan Moore.

>> No.15617222

>>15617219
Thanks man, I remembered the plot but not the name of the story.

I know It was a justice league ep at one point

>> No.15617229
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>>15617222
I always thought Moore's other Superman story was even more depressing. Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow had so much death in it.

>> No.15617230

>>15617219
>Alan Moore.
thats that weird guy who doesnt really like movie versions of his books right.

>> No.15617233

>>15617211
Make him stop! He's going to get milk everywhere!

>> No.15617235

>>15617230
The one who is a rogue wizard and mall Santa on crack, yes.

>> No.15617236

>>15617229
dont thing ive read that one,
Ill go look it up

>> No.15617237

>>15617214
> slimes explode when surprised
> or when they sneeze
> or when they orgasm
I would enjoy the embarrasing sexual escapades of detonation-chan

>> No.15617239

>>15617230
He's one of the best writers comics have ever seen, and I don't really like the movie versions of his books either.
>>15617235
He's a warlock, not a wizard.
>>15617236
You should, it was great.

>> No.15617246

>>15617230
And yet he actually liked the Justice League adaptation a lot. Enough for him to allow them to put his name in the credits even.
How many monstergirls would be reduced to bawling wrecks when Superman has to leave the illusion and consign his imaginary family to oblivion?
How many more would suffer the same way watching Batman have to accept his parents deaths and go through that trauma again?

>> No.15617247

>>15617237
Is she Gelignite-Chan?

>> No.15617248

>>15617230
He hast stated that he doesn't think the translate into movies well.
Im 50/50 about it, V for vendetta was shit compared to the comic, but what I remember about the book to the leauge left a bad taste in my mouth.

>> No.15617255

>>15617246
It would be a fucking nightmare for the more lonely monsters

>> No.15617264

>>15617246
has any one got that pic of the yuki onna quoting mr freeze?

>> No.15617268

>>15617233
Nothing can stop him, anon. That man won't stop until that Holst is completely drained of milk!

Then once she recovers, he'll be back.

>> No.15617272

good thing monsters can't put their vagina at the bottom of a popcorn bucket

>> No.15617275

>>15617248
What monster do you think would make a good V?

>> No.15617278

>>15617272
that gave me bad imagery of salt up the vagina

>> No.15617279

>>15617272
You haven't actually forgotten manticores, have you? Or slimes? Shit, a shog could make her vagina the bucket itself.

>> No.15617281

>>15617275
Chuuni Dhampir.

>> No.15617284

>>15617255
Just imagine dating a somewhat nerdy monstergirl fresh from the other side of the portal. Poor girl wouldn't know what hit her, probably only read trashy bodice rippers made by horny single girls up until that point.
>"Say anon? What's this, uh... DVD?"
>Oh, it's the Justice League Unlimited adaptation of "For the Man Who Has Everything". It's a really good episode, but I burned it to a separate disk becaus-
>"That title... "For the Man Who Has Everything".. That sounds remarkable! I'll just borrow this for tonight. I'll bring it back tomorrow for our date!"
>Wait, are you sure you don't want me to come watch that with you?
>"Oh anon, you're so cute when you get like this. Are you afraid the moving pictures will disorient me? Don't worry, I'm a big girl who can handle herself."
And then the next day she shows up with the DVD and it's very obvious she cried her eyes out last night.
>"I couldn't handle myself. Anon, I need a hug."

>> No.15617285

>>15617272
This is why we have magical portal spells.

>> No.15617287

>>15617275
Living armour, the spirit calling herself a Ideal

>> No.15617290

>>15617272
I want to see a winged girl do a yawn and stretch to wrap her wings around a guys opposite shoulder while they're watching something.

>> No.15617308

>>15617290
Smooth. She sounds like a total playa.

>> No.15617311

Speaking of downers would monsters survive the "kill yourself" marathon
>end of eva
>grave of the fireflies
>two different versions of gloomy sunday
>the eclipse in berserk
I know there's more and worse depression out there but most use this as a base

>> No.15617315

>>15617290
>Tries to do this at the movies
>Hits the guy behind her
>And the one three rows down from Anon
>TFW her wing is also resting on the back of some random schmuck's head even once it's been positioned as best she can get it
Crying Wyvern.PSD

>> No.15617317

>>>/a/

>> No.15617322

>>15617284
>" I'm a big girl who can handle herself."
>"I couldn't handle myself. Anon, I need a hug."

We need a pic of the before and after of this, a nice nerdy blue oni would be best

>> No.15617326

>>15617322
Gazer would maximize the effect though. And there might someone actually willing to pay to commission it.

>> No.15617329

>>15617311
>the eclipse in berserk
I have a feeling that one would fuck them up the most.

>> No.15617330

>>15617322
>>15617326
Honestly, any monstergirl you can put glasses and a hime cut on would probably work.
And now I'm imagining a Gazer and a Blue Oni with glasses and a hime cut. Thanks for that anons.

>> No.15617339

>>15617284
>I'm a big girl
For you.

I want to introduce the concept of Baneposting to the MGE World.

>> No.15617340

>>15617329
I wonder how they'd feel when they read up to Pippin and Judeau.

>> No.15617343
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Does anyone else ever write separate scenes and then work on bridging the gaps between them, or do you just write everything in order?

>> No.15617351

>>15617311
>gloomy sunday
I remember a koren manga called "La mosca" where its played over the island tannoy system, one dude strait up stabs himself and morale is shot to hell all around

>> No.15617352
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Everything will be daijoubu.

>> No.15617357

>>15617339
>TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE (chastity) BELT?

>IF I TAKE IT OFF WILL YOU CUM?
>It would be extremely pleasurable.
>I BET YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>For you.

That would adapt itself to MG schlickfodder pretty readily.

>> No.15617366
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Oh how I wish for a Familiar that's like Assassin of Black. Proportions included.

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>>15617330

Why are those two things so great?

>> No.15617373

>>15617343

I write everything in order, and then go back and add whatever I feel would help it read better while error-checking and proofreading. What do you do?

>> No.15617376
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15617376

Are you a Wizard or Warlock tired of having to do your own cooking?! Enchanted brooms you set to clean the house are on strike?! Are you on the edge of starvation because you're just hours away from mastering that one spell?!

Well come on down to Crazy Al's Familiar Emporium!

We've got Single-tailed Foxes! Pocket Kikimoras and Anubi to clean the house and schedule your day!

Imps! Ranging in bust size from 'Washboard' to 'There's no way those things are real!'* (*Disclaimer: They are 100% real)

Money troubles?! We have Tiny Tanukis! Guaranteed to keep the Tax Paladin at bay! Black, grey, brown or red-haired!

So what the fuck are you waiting for?! Teleport from your tower in the middle of nowhere and get yourself a Familiar today!

>> No.15617380

>>15617376
Not since the days of Cal Worthington

>> No.15617382

>>15617272
>this gets replies

>> No.15617383

>>15617343
I usually write in chronological order. Every once in a while I'll skip a hard scene and double back to finish it if I have some momentum going. I've got one piece right now that I'm intentionally leaving for later so I can go back to better contrast a character's later behavior though. My method is really just "whatever works."

>> No.15617384

>>15617373
I read whatever I feel like writing at the moment regardless of what part of the story it happens, then work on filling the gaps between them when the divine inspiration runs out.

>> No.15617385

>>15617382
More like 'this gets a yeast infection

>> No.15617387

>>15617376

I only buy my familiars from Crazy Hassan

>> No.15617390

>>15617376
Are the busty imps available to non wizards as well?

>> No.15617396

>>15617366
Pear shape is best shape.

>> No.15617397

>>15617343
I come up with specific scenes in my head and work in order
I think that is half the reason I never finish writing because I cant bring myself to slog through it to the scenes I enjoy writing

>> No.15617399

>>15617376
>>15617387
For Foxes, you can't go wrong with Zipangu Zed's.

I'm telling you, there's some fine fluffy tails for sale there.

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>>15617396
always

>> No.15617403

>>15617343
Everything in order.
It essentially guarantees the story will flow properly, which is very useful.

>> No.15617405

>>15617390
You can, but be careful, if an Imp thinks she's more powerful than you magic-wise, she'll take charge.

>> No.15617407

>>15617376
Well I've got a lot of alchemized gold and a bad habit of doing things like forgetting to eat.
Better get myself a few girls who can help me function.
How much for a shortstacks? I wouldn't mind hiring an Anubis, a Kikimora, and a Tanuki to help me with various affairs.
Also an "There's no way those things are real!" Imp along with a Baphomet and a Familiar of the same bust size.
For reasons. Boner related reasons.

>> No.15617409

>>15617384
>I read
No, I don't read. I write.

>> No.15617411

>>15617405
> getting dommed by an oppai imp
sweating_man.gif

>> No.15617439

>>15617407
Shortstacks cost stacks of cash, but you get your money's worth.

As for the Imp, Baphomet, Familiar trio, I can arrange that. I just need to talk to my Baphomet supplier, I warn you those hoofed lolis don't come cheap.

The Imps and Familiars are a dime a dozen though, the things are summoned by un-skilled acolytes who can control them almost every hour. Can't get rid of them fast enough I tell you.

>> No.15617441

>>15617411
>You'll never be bound by an Imp's magic.
>She'll never tease you about losing to such a weak creature before bullying your dick with her tits all night long.
It'd get worse with an Oppai Arch Imp.
Her tits would be even bigger.

>> No.15617447

>>15617439
I'm an Alchemist. Money isn't really an object.
Don't forget, Big tits.

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>>15617441
Poor Anon.

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15617453

I made a teeny little update from line 65, and added the qualifier of "prologue" to the title.

http://pastebin.com/bptk0Y5Z

I'll finish the prologue later this week with a proper update, but I just wanted to get this out there so people won't think I'm dead or anything.

>> No.15617454

>>15617366
>you'll never tease your shortstack Kobold waifu by putting her favorite snacks on top the refrigerator
>she'll never in return smother you in that glorious ass of hers and call it 'revenge'
Why must I live in the shitty universe?

>> No.15617456

>>15617439
>the things are summoned by un-skilled acolytes who can control them almost every hour.

Sorry meant 'can't'.

Seriously, don't try summoning at home. Leave it to the professionals.

>> No.15617461

>>15617376
I want all the pocket anubi. The flat ones, chubby ones, athletic ones who can scale your body in seconds. Even the ones with breasts and hips so large they can't get around all that well, and the ones with chests you could lay flat against a ruler. I want to sleep on a pillow surrounded by cuddly pocket anubi huddling up and bundling over each other.

>> No.15617508

>>15617456
What happens if I try to summon eight Shortstack familiars with gigantic tits?
No real reason, just asking.

>> No.15617513
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15617513

Thicc?

>> No.15617519

>>15617513
gee golly gosh that is a LOT of snek

>> No.15617525

>>15617508
If you're a skilled Warlock then it's business as usual.

If not, well, I think you know the answer already.

>> No.15617526

>>15617525
But what if I'm an alchemist?

>> No.15617536

>>15617526
Not sure if you can bribe them with gold Anon.

They'll just take it as a sign of weakness.

>> No.15617542

>>15617526
Thats when you bust out That potion

>> No.15617553

>>15617542
Which one?
Potion of Engorged Dick, or Potion of Lewd Endurance?
Or perhaps the mix of both?

>> No.15617561

>>15617542
Ah, pure distilled Raging Mushroom?

That'll show those upstart Imps who's boss.

>> No.15617569

>>15617561
A good alchemist could remove any negative effects from any sort of ingredient.
Imagine the raw sexual power of 20 raging mushrooms condensed into one drink that lets the user keep control of their body.
Those familiars would be drooling with cum all over their ludicrous by morning, and the sex would stilll be going.

>> No.15617571

>>15617553
Full inventory, of course.

Pheromone sweat inducer
Ultimate vitality
Ultimate stamina
Fluid regeneration
forbidden bottled clone

and the ones you mentioned.

>>15617561
At this point, it couldn't hurt

>> No.15617581

>>15617569
That should say ludicrous tits.
>>15617571
Do you want a harem of ahegaoing sweaty Oppai familiars who crave your dick 24/7 begging for you to let them titffuck you? Because that's how you get that.

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15617583

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15617584

>>15617450
> poor Anon

If sympathy is what you get for having to watch your dick get engulfed by two jiggling orbs of warmth attached to a giggling, leering imp;
hearing the fleshy slap as she closes her boobs over you, trapping your cock in a huge, marshmellow vice;
to feel them shudder as she coaxes a huge load of cream out of you, but see no outward sign as you're buried so deep in oppai;
to feel the plump squishyness turn to moist slickness when your own cum becomes lube as her attack continues;
watching her nipples harden as your hips start moving on their own, pistoning into her rippling mounds;
feeling with your dick the beat of her heart going doki-doki when your fourth or fifth load finally starts to drizzle out of her cleavage like a melting ice-cream sandwich;
enduring an entire night of cock vs. tits bullying until her neck, face, and hair are thoroughly splashed with the stray drops from her increasingly sloppy titfucking;
that wet 'shlorp'ing noise as she finally pulls her slippery, slimed mounds apart to show you what a naughty mess you made inside;
watching the thick, viscous goo, freed from its fleshy container, slide down her pristine stomach like a pearly mudslide, briefly pooling then and overflowing from her belly button...

well then, anon, you best cry me a fucking river of vicarious tears, 'cos ITS HAPPENING

>> No.15617590

>>15617581
I mean, who doesnt want that? Your largest concern is potion poisoning. Check your doses.

>> No.15617596

>>15617590
It'd take a lot of work, but you could get all the effects you need brewing all those potions together.

>> No.15617598

I want to marry an extremist Mindflayer who is obsessed with awakening her masters

We'd corrupt every single woman we met into Mindflayers and we'd have intercourse with the goal of conceiving a child

The world will be a better place once the Old Ones take over

>> No.15617612

>>15617584
I want to down enough endurance potions to survive a whole week of that.

>> No.15617613

>>15617598
I really wish we had more stories where it's the monstergirl with the quest, and anon is just dragged along for the ride.

>> No.15617615

>>15617613
>You'll never be a slaveboy sold to a monstergirl adventurer as a cumpump.
>She'll never turn out to be super genki and loving, even stroking your hair as you cum inside her and referring to you by name.
>You'll never end up falling for her despite yourself.
Damn it.

>> No.15617628

>>15617613
>ywn be a wise cracking, roguish butler, serving your ambitious MG mistress on her quest to conquer the kingdom.
>ywn be more smug than she is

>> No.15617654

>>15617628
>Walter Dornez Monstergirl Edition
Sold

>> No.15617664

>>15617654
>The moment in EMG when Rachnee used her silk as razor floss
Love that shit.

>> No.15617675

What about monster girl Addams family, would you the thing

>> No.15617682

>>15617664
That type of stuff is hype as hell

>> No.15617731

>>15617675
MG cousin it would just be a kejouro with a speach inpediment

>> No.15617762

Monsters will never hurt you

>> No.15617764

>>15617453
>Tyrone
This character is black, isn't he?

>> No.15617765

>>15617675
Wednesday Addams would be a Lich, performing sadistic experiments on her brother in a monotone voice.

>> No.15617768

>>15617762
Isn't that a My Chemical Romance song?

>> No.15617770

>>15617765
And Thing would be Kira's wet dream.

>> No.15617772

>>15617765
>Wednesday Lich
Ooooooooh my yes.

>> No.15617773

>>15617765
time to go listen to that audio about Wednesday now

>> No.15617774

>>15617772
Imagine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V8wDnSopaY

>> No.15617775
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Stop! It's hammer time.

>> No.15617801
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15617801

Been away for about a month now. Blame MHX and gunpla. Feels good to be back, though. Have I missed any new girls or stand-out art?

>>15617775
That's a pretty dinky-looking hammer she's got. How will she stop the mean dragons from bullying her with that?

>> No.15617807

>>15617775
what happens if I don't take her deal I can't refuse

>> No.15617808
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>>15617675
I dont have a thing-girl, but I think about this all the time. Demon would take the role of Gomez, Wight is Morticia, VampMosq is the Pugsly role, Will o wisp is Wednesday, and Shoggoth is Lurch.

Still need to figure out a Thing, Uncle Fester, and Grandmama.

My selections are based mostly on headcanon, and some on racial profiling.

I chose Will o wisp over Lich for wednesday simply because I think Wisp is cuter. Blame the dick

>> No.15617812

>>15617801
>Any new girls
Still 2 weeks to go on that.
>Stand-out art
This was made, nothing else matters.
>>15615452

>> No.15617814

>>15617808
>mosquito
ININININININININININ~

>> No.15617818

>>15617808
>I chose Will o wisp over Lich for wednesday simply because I think Wisp is cuter. Blame the dick
And for this same reason, I shall continue to prefer Lich for her role.

>Still need to figure out a Thing
...how about a Dwarf? Small, emphasis on the hands...

>> No.15617822

>>15617814
They say mosquitos fly by your ear to increase your heart rate before biting. The sound is definitely alerting.

>>15617818
I thought about Dwarf, but in the end I think I wouldn't be happy without a much spookier girl.

>> No.15617823

>>15617773
audio?

>> No.15617824

>>15617812
Glorious

>> No.15617825

>>15617773
...elaborate.

>> No.15617828

>>15617822
>mosquitoes intentionally spooking you
Anon that's horrifying, is that true?

>> No.15617829

>>15617823
>>15617825
It isn't monster girls but here is the link, you know how /soc/ has Female Sexy Audio it's one of those
https://soundgasm.net/u/Littlegirlnterrupted/Wednesdays-First-Time

>> No.15617831

>>15617828
I just regurgitate what they say on animal planet. Probably?

Maybe that's why why KC wrote in the VampMosqs disturbing sonic attack

>> No.15617834

>>15617829
>Wednesday's first time
Not sure if want.

>> No.15617835

>>15617808
Wights fit the foreign speech, but I would actually put a Kejourou for Morticia since it fits her overall look better. Uncle Fester could be a particularly eccentric Lich (fits the mad scientist role). As for Thing, just make it a Dullahan head in a box instead of a hand.

>> No.15617844

>>15617835
Shit, I forgot about cousin It... Damn, Kejoirou would fit the look of Tish, but she's pretty much a dead-ringer for It.

>> No.15617851

>>15617829
Eh, think I'll stick to Shadman drawings.

>> No.15617853

>>15617808
how about a mindflayer tentacle and just that tentacle for the Thing

>> No.15617857

>>15617831
That's really spooky anon. Not to mention they have needle faces and I hate needles.

>> No.15617861

>>15617831
But animal planet doesn't have nature shows anymore. It's all about fat guys making aquariums, treehouses, or redwood sculptures.

>> No.15617872

>>15617835
Your Uncle Fester Lich is brilliant. Cant believe I didn't think of that.
>>15617844
Oh, and yes, Kejoirou is perfect for cousin It, as well.

>>15617853
Tentacle garter would make an interesting Thing, though I wish we knew more about them, physiologically. Im not sure they can even move without being attached to a flayers womb.

>>15617857
The more you know. You'll never hear a mosquito the same way again.

>> No.15617873

>Watching baka na imouto
>Good body and scratches imouto itch
>But holy hell, does the stupid get to me
>Almost can't fap with how boderline retarded she is
>That fucking ice cream bit
>Dick manages to win out over brain in the end
Is this what it's like to have a Wurm waifu?

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>>15617861
Crikey!

>> No.15617879

>>15617874
RIP in peace Steve

He died as he lived
With animals in his heart

>> No.15617881

>>15617879
Charon please no.

>> No.15617882

>>15617874
Steve Irwin was the hero we needed
Fuck my laptop being bricked, I had the dragon Steve Irwin bit on there.

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>>15617882

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>>15617879
You think this is a fucking game, Charon?

>> No.15617931

>>15617881
>>15617900
He would want us to remember him with light hearts.

>> No.15617941

>>15617931
Time to cut off the braid again.

>> No.15617954

Charon is the cutest
>>15617941
Strop crying crocodile tears over his death

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>>15617941
NO!

LEAVE THE BRAID ALONE!

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>>15617958
I DID IT ONCE CHARON
I CAN DO IT AGAIN

>> No.15617987
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>>15617970
Poor Charon

>> No.15618007

>>15617970
Hard to find that monster intimidating once she's been forced into a bunny suit. Though short hair Charon is cute. I want to try all sorts of styles on her as she grow her braid back out.

Would she leave the braid tied up during sex, or would she let it loose? I would assume the former, though enough effort could make it come undone, I'd bet.

>> No.15618015

>>15618007
There's a bunny girl Tarrasque?

>> No.15618023

>>15618015
Oh yeah, it was one of the first ones. I'd share it but again, bricked.

>> No.15618026

I want to escape from a slave galley off the coast of the Dark Elven Empire and go on high adventures!

>> No.15618038

>>15618026
You have a higher chance of survival on sober adventures.

>> No.15618047

>>15618038
Charon. Rape. Must.

>> No.15618053

>>15618047
She's on a roll tonight.

>> No.15618062
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15618062

Are we sure aliens don't count as Monster Girls?

>> No.15618064

>>15618053
I'd kill myself to get away from her puns, but I'd just end up right back with her.

>> No.15618084

>>15618064
She truly is to die for.

>> No.15618109

>>15618062
100% sure.

>> No.15618115
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15618115

>>15618062
0% sure.

>> No.15618122

>>15618062
50% sure.

>> No.15618126

>>15618062
Undefined answer.

>> No.15618132

>>15618062
Can you repeat the question?

>> No.15618141

>>15618062
I think KC actually talked about stuff like ayy lmaos or sliders in a very early Q&A, saying that they would be extra susceptible to monsterisation from lacking spirit energy all together, meaning they'd probably all turn into monstergirls just from stepping on MGE earth

remember those occasional greentexts about portals opening only for the other side to find out that we're 'dead husks' from our world lacking spirit energy? Now count 2 and 2 together to realise how those would actually work out

>> No.15618164
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15618164

>>15618062
Obviously it would vary based upon the depiction, and whether the Alien traits are enough to qualify as a "Monster", countered by how much "Girl" is also present.

An Alien Human is no more a Monster Girl than a Terrestrial Human, nor is a Xenomorph any more a Monster Girl than a standard Lycanthrope.

Cosplay-tiers, as always, are up to personal preference.

>> No.15618189

>>15618141
Our world would be conquered faster than you could say mamono mana

>> No.15618204

>>15618115
Stupid sexy space cat!

>> No.15618327

>>15618141
I wonder if monsters would kidnap dudes and take them to MG realm when that found out we are husks.

Would a girl from your favorite species be able to find you and take you home?

>> No.15618331

>>15618327
Considering how plain I am, I see no reason she would ever come upon me.

>> No.15618341

Gimme your "writing-to" musics, writefags.

>> No.15618343

>>15618331
If you love her a lot, I'm sure she will come for you.

>> No.15618345

>>15618341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4nDI689kdg among other things

>> No.15618348

>>15618343
What if I feel unworthy?
>>15618345
>Nujabes
No thanks, I don't need Samurai Champloo vibes right now.

>> No.15618353

>>15618189
I was more talking about such scenario leading to
complete global alpification

>> No.15618354

>>15617366
I could not agree more with that sentiment.
I wouldn't be able to hold myself back from such a combination of cuteness and sexiness.

>> No.15618360

>>15618341
I was trying to write up a scene with a ryu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBVFCSbFc3I
And the for one big epic fight (that probably isnt that epic but whatever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMZkfU5cC8k

>> No.15618364

>>15618341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-TxnK5z__M

>> No.15618372

>>15618364
Is this what you hear in your head when you wield the powers cosmic?

>> No.15618377

>>15618348
What if she feels like you matter too much for her?

>> No.15618382

>>15618377
Don't you see? We could never be happy. Our hearts just hide beneath layers of armor and will never stand in unison. Suffering and sorrow is all that waifus can cause if they ever become real.

>> No.15618389
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15618389

Hey, I'm delicious!

>> No.15618394

>>15618389

That's nice.

>> No.15618397

>>15618394
The polite thing to do would be to try some.

>> No.15618407

I have decided to give up my materialistic life by abandoning all my possessions, money, and clothing, and live a natural and free one in Wonderland.

>> No.15618409

>>15618407
The man who gives up all he owns is the richest man in Wonderland!

>> No.15618423
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15618423

Girls messing around with forbidden knowledge and becoming semen demons with phenomenal cosmic powers?

>> No.15618434

>>15618397

Alright, sure

>> No.15618438
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>>15618423
...titty witches?

>> No.15618450

>>15618438
Could be nice to see Lich-chan in such clothes

>> No.15618453

>>15618450
How about a Lich cosplaying as Mage from Bikiki Warriors?

>> No.15618462

>>15618382
pretty much this, only a handful will actually change for the better.

>> No.15618477

>>15618453
Indeed, good idea

>> No.15618489

You have 10 minutes to explain to my why there isn't more Lamia versions of Rider on the interwebs

>> No.15618493

>>15618489
Because Rider's got dem legs.

>> No.15618498

>>15618489
the same reason people prefer pre corruption merse

>> No.15618515
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15618515

Treasure hunters beware!

>> No.15618517

>>15618489
>rider
Who?

>> No.15618522
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15618522

>>15618517
He misspelled it, but a lot of people do.

>> No.15618523

>>15618517
>he hasn't read F/SN
Are you even allowed to post on 4chan if you haven't?

>> No.15618527

>>15618522
>turns cap backwards to disguise himself
>"It ain't me, fool!"
This is why drugs are bad.

>> No.15618537
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15618537

>>15618517
Her riding skill is A, so if you let her be on top she can ride you to Cloud 9.

>> No.15618542

>>15618537
>Sweet Body
>Doesn't show off her sweet snek tits

>> No.15618545

>>15618542
I'm not a hungry baby, so excuse me for not focusing on dem bitties.

>> No.15618548

>>15618545
>He doesn't dream of sleeping on a nice soft pair of tits when cuddling with a woman.

>> No.15618555
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>>15618548
I do, but it's not what I associate Ridah with.

>> No.15618557

>>15618555
Gaaay!

>> No.15618559

>>15618462
Come on. Wouldn't you live your life correctly if it means having your waifu at your side? And we are talking about monster girls here, just having your dick is enough to make them happy.

>> No.15618561

>>15618557
Seibah is always getting into yuri hi-jinks.

>> No.15618563

>>15618523
I only heard that is bigger than old+new testament combined
Spooky

>> No.15618566

>>15618563
It's like 30 hours to play through all routes? It's not fuckhuge by VN standards.

>> No.15618572

>>15618566
No, 30 hours is only 1 route. All of them will take 100~

>> No.15618573

>>15618561
Well she is pretty handsome.

>> No.15618574

>>15618559
If i really wan to be with her i'll beg to a mindflayer for a full mind wipe my current personality will drag me down

>> No.15618576

>>15618572
That's bullshit and you know it. There's no way I spent that long on it.

>> No.15618578

>>15618566
It's triple that anon. Its around 30 hours for one route. I spend 100 hours myself to read most content.


And then there's even the recently translated Fate/Hollow which is 50h or so.

>> No.15618586

>>15618578
I refuse to believe this. I know it's been like ten years since I read it but I can't believe I spent 100 hours reading about Tohsaka's anus and various cooking scenes.
Please tell me you're just pulling my leg here.

>> No.15618589

>>15618586
No, google fsn playtime. 100-120 hours is average playtime

>> No.15618591

>>15618589
Well, shit. I've wasted my life.

>> No.15618592

>>15618561
>>15618573
Lancer Arturia is better

>> No.15618599

>>15618586
http://i.imgur.com/ocQ31qz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ddi0gyY.jpg

Heres two screenshots from my own game which I just made and what the game should look like when you truly finish it.

>> No.15618606

>>15618599
And now I remembered I still haven't read Hollow Ataraxia.

>> No.15618608

>>15618574
Mind as well get the mindflayer to destroy this sadness of yours, or get your waifu to do some healing work.

>> No.15618609

>>15618599
>132 hours
Now that's more like it

Where I can DL it anyway? With uncut content, voices etc

>> No.15618625

>>15618341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA

>> No.15618628

>>15618609
I don't know where you can download the VN these days. I'm afraid I lost my own rar of the game. If you wish I could rar my folder and upload that, It should work normally.

>> No.15618646

>>15618341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goDd02TTxBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It4WxQ6dnn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg9PDJh1OCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmSKL1B1q-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QQJfPi3ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUgRQpe77og

>> No.15618665

Anons! Monster status report!

>> No.15618667

>>15618665
There still aren't any, Sarge.

>> No.15618668

>>15618665
Still non-existent, guv.

>> No.15618674

>>15618667
>>15618668
Dammit

>> No.15618677
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Can Abominations get into Heaven?

>> No.15618686
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"yes?"

>> No.15618692

>>15618686
Uhh, h-hello ma'am. Is your refrigerator running?

>> No.15618693

hows the writing going?

>> No.15618695

Medea is the better Fate Monster girl. Gonna tickle those ears!

>> No.15618699

>>15618693
I put up an update in the morning. Haven't done any writing since.

>> No.15618700

>>15618686
Dr. Dragon, I'm CIA

>> No.15618703

>>15618695
She's a married woman though.

>> No.15618706

>>15618693
I written 2 pages, the most constructive ive been in 3 weeks

>> No.15618719

>>15618693
Not bad, just finished another shitpost. You're looking at it.

>> No.15618722
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15618722

Next chapter is looking super interesting.

>> No.15618726

>>15617828
I haven't been able to find anything about that on Google; not even a myth.

>> No.15618727

>>15618722
NO NOT THE EARS

>> No.15618737

>>15618722
FLAYED

>> No.15618739

>>15618693
Bad. Inspiration is kill.

>> No.15618741

Hobgoblin milkmaids

>> No.15618742

>>15618686
I want to knock on a dragon's door just to declare my love for her!

>> No.15618753

>>15618693
blah blah blah slow
blah blah blah dragons
blah blah blah dyslexia
thank god open office is being nice

>> No.15618784
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>>15618741
A lot of monstergirls make for good cows.

>> No.15618794

>>15618784
That they do.
A bunch of milky gobos would be grand

>> No.15618801

>>15618753
Slow dragons with dyslexia? I suddenly want to heal them.

>> No.15618804

>>15618741
In a cow print bra and thong?

>> No.15618816

>>15618703
Aphrodite says otherwise

>> No.15618827

>>15618804
Of course!
It would be improper to do it any other way.

Sizable rumps and thick thighs would also be necessary

>> No.15618835
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>>15618804
Not him, but that should be standard attire for all milkmaid types. Even better if it's given a maidkini flair.

>> No.15618863
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Somebody said cows?

>> No.15618870

>>15618863
Indeed.
The big cows are the best!

>> No.15618876

>>15618693
Okay, since I found>>15618646
I think I'll get back to it now. Wish me luck, good sirs, for I shall surely need it.

>> No.15618912
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15618912

What Monstergirl is best for resting your head in their lap?

>> No.15618914

>>15618912
Anything that isn't a kikimora.

>> No.15618932

>>15618912
The fluffy ones. My poor waifu is jealous of them,

>> No.15618935

What kind of underwear does your waifu wear anon?

>> No.15618939

>>15618935
Normally none. She puts on lacy stuff for sex though.

>> No.15618940

>>15618912
Your favorite one.

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>>15618935
>underwear

>> No.15618946

>>15618939
>Normally none. She puts on lacy stuff for sex though.
Well that's a little backwards, don't you think?

>> No.15618951

>>15618935
Panties with cartoony stuff printed on the back.

>> No.15618953

>>15618946
Hey, some girls just like dressing up for sex!

>> No.15618955

>>15618935
Usually just plain whit or pink cotton ones. Or black latex ones, sometimes she has trouble deciding.

>> No.15618958

>>15618935
She normally wears ones made from weresheep's wool, but I've seen her use some of those weird scalely and leathery ones. I think it's part of her culture.

>> No.15618960

>>15618935
Common panties adapted for her species.

>> No.15618963

>>15618912
Soft ones

>> No.15618983

>>15618935
Lacy side-ties.

>> No.15618985
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15618985

I just need 700-800 more words! GIVE ME YOUR POWER!

>> No.15619011

Hate to be a bother, but can anyone point me towards a doujin I can't find anywhere?
It's a threesome featuring an angel(?) and an Oni and the angel thinks the guy's dick is possessed but it isn't.
Also the guy's dating the Oni because he accidentally summoned her during Setsubun or something.

>> No.15619025

>>15618935
Does a squid counts as an underwear?

>> No.15619027

>>15619025
Does she wear anything over it?

>> No.15619046

Remember not to over feed the fairies, flying is hard work when they are that small

>> No.15619055

>>15619027
No

Unless it's cold outside, then the squid wears a hand-knit sweatshirt

>> No.15619057

>>15619025
Your waifu uses you as an underwear?

>> No.15619059

>>15618693
Poorly.

>> No.15619069

>>15619011
https://exhentai.org/g/561750/7203711cb2/

This is the closest thing I could find. The girl is a miko instead of an angel, but everything else seems to fit.

>> No.15619071

>>15619046
Forget about food, give this>>15618985
Fairy your creative juices!

>> No.15619076
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15619076

>>15618453
>>15618477
I'll color later

>> No.15619078

>>15619076
Too lewd.

>> No.15619083

>>15619076
What artist are you? I can't exactly place your style with the lineart.

>> No.15619085

>>15619076
Oh shit. Nice

>> No.15619086

>>15619076
>Bikini Warrior Lich
>That fucking thickness
You're a blessing, Barb. Though I wonder, since you have a penchant for drawing bottom heavy girls, will you draw girls with YUGE tits in the future?

>> No.15619092

What would you do if you walked in on your daughteru practicing self-bondage?

>> No.15619093

>>15619069
That's the one! Thanks anon.

>> No.15619094

>>15619092
She doesn't even have hands. How can she tie a rope?

>> No.15619095

>>15619076
dat everything

>> No.15619099

>>15619092
Take advantage of her helplessness and tickle her.

>> No.15619103

>>15619092
I'm not gonna judge her, that's for sure.
Hellhound or not, she probably inherited that kink from her mother.
I'm sure she's practicing for her childhood friend's 16th birthday.

>> No.15619108

>>15619092
First I make sure she's being safe and checking to see how skilled she is. Then I molest her.

>> No.15619110

>>15619076
Oh my, now this is wonderful.

You're a treasure Barb, I hope you find a dragon to add you to her hoard.

>> No.15619118

>>15619071
Stuff her with ideas?
Got it!

>>15619076
Nice!

>> No.15619123

>>15619092
Bounce my dick up and down on her forehead

>> No.15619147

>>15619092
Keep teasing her about it for the the rest of her life. I'll also tell her boyfriend about it.

>> No.15619154

>>15617135
You missed out on a good story.

>> No.15619158

>>15619092

"You're doing it wrong, sweetheart. Here, you tie it like this..."

>> No.15619165

>>15619092
Things that would get the thread very angry at me

>> No.15619169

>>15619076

You're always improving, my man. Good stuff.

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>>15618963
>>15618932
>>15618940
And what Monstergirl would be best to lay their own head in your lap?

>> No.15619198
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15619198

KC posted a few thoughts on why he picked those specific races for the MGE II cover.

First of all, he wanted many different kinds of monster girls on the cover, both in terms of personality and species, and also cover the six basic "types" of monster girls: succubi and demons, beast types, harpies, lamias and other reptilian girls, plants, and centaurs, arachnes and other girls with that sort of body structure.

For the front and center, since in the first book release he featured a high ranking succubus connected to the demon lord, the Lilim, this time he decided to feature her antithesis, the Demon.

After this he wanted each other girl to be very different. His first choice was the Cheshire Cat because she's his personal favorite from among the beast races.

Because he absolutely had to feature a lamia on the cover, he chose the Shirohebi because MGE II includes many Zipangu girls.

For a plant monster girl, he chose Liliraune as she was the easiest to make work in the cover art's composition.

For a harpy, he decided on the Thunderbird as her vivid color scheme would make her stand out next to the other girls.

He was set on making the last girl a centaur or arachne type but thought on which to include, and figured he didn't have a girl with a more timid personality yet, and went with Cancer to round out the selection of different personalities.

>> No.15619203

>>15618115
>There is this one monstergirl alien in a space setting
>Therefor all aliens are monstergirls
You, sir. Need to stop this shit.

>> No.15619204

>>15619191
Any and all

>> No.15619211

>>15618693
Haven't written anything in weeks.

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>>15619203
>this one monstergirl alien

>> No.15619219

>>15619212
>implying elves are monstergirls

>> No.15619220

Elves can be scientists even if they are told they can't

>> No.15619222

>>15618912
>>15619191
A human girl

>> No.15619227

>>15619212
>This other monstergirl alien in a space setting
>Therefor all aliens are monstergirls
I mean hey. I find draenei pretty hot. If that's what we're posting now, so be it.

>> No.15619231

>>15619198
Neato.
>MGE II includes many Zipangu girls
Including ones that haven't been featured just yet if I had to guess?

>> No.15619235

>>15619227
Why wouldn't we post Draenei?

>> No.15619238

>>15619191

Anything that purrs or even chuffs. A jinko with her head in your lap, acting like one of the smaller cats. That'd be really cute.

>> No.15619241

>>15619235
Not him, but I'm pretty tired of discussing why we shouldn't.

>> No.15619244

>>15619198
MEMECAT OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED BEST GIRL

>> No.15619245

>>15619235
Something something fanbase. There are people out there with better arguments and examples than I. I'm pretty removed form the issue. Ask this anon >>15619241

>> No.15619247

>>15619198
>After this he wanted each other girl to be very different. His first choice was the Cheshire Cat because she's his personal favorite from among the beast races.
Is KC aware of how popular she is in the west?

>> No.15619250

>>15619076
>>15619169
Yeah, it's crazy how much you improved within a year

>> No.15619252

>>15619198
>His first choice was the Cheshire Cat because she's his personal favorite from among the beast races
Should have figured that before now since she got the first official doujin.
> MGE II includes many Zipangu girls
Likely going to be some new ones too, Japanese folklore has so many monsters and he hasn't even used all the popular/common ones yet.

>> No.15619255

>>15619247
She's popular everywhere.

>> No.15619257

What does it mean if a cheshire wants you to make memes with her

>> No.15619259

>>15619198
>His first choice was the Cheshire Cat because she's his personal favorite from among the beast races.
KC confirmed for shit taste.

>> No.15619265

I think Im becoming a huge slut for Manticores

>> No.15619266

>>15619247
Likely is, he gets linked to fanart all the time and it's highly likely that Japanese fans search English sites for art much like people from here search pixiv. It sounds silly but with a large portion of the good quality art MGE gets that comes from the west, it's hard for dedicated fans to ignore.

>> No.15619270

>>15619165
What things anon? Daughteru fucking is perfectly acceptable here.

>> No.15619272

>>15619266
I still want to know where/how big KC's Japanese fanbase is.

>> No.15619273

>>15619198
I'm always impressed by how much thought process goes behind KC's artworks

>Demon is the antithesis of Lilim
That's doesn't sound right

>> No.15619277

>>15619259
>disliking best cat
You're the one with shit taste anon.

>> No.15619279

>>15619273
Well, they're the highest ranking succubi of the extremist faction that opposes the demon lord.

>> No.15619280

>>15619272
Twitter and his website mainly. Possibly some shitposting on 2ch or something but I don't know much about that.

>> No.15619282

I wounder if shirohebi fire can effect food?
as in if you eat meat roasted in the fire, would it still count?

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>>15617453
Here we are, done! From line 81, it's 4000 more words. The prologue is now done, and actually interesting things will happen in the next update, the first proper chapter.

http://pastebin.com/bptk0Y5Z

I hope it isn't too boring to get through.

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>>15619265
Good boy

>> No.15619293

>>15619279
>extremist faction that opposes the demon lord
They don't oppose her, they're just more hardcore about aggressively corrupting people/states.

>> No.15619296

>>15619277
See what I mean?

>> No.15619306

Don't hug the exploding slime

>> No.15619311
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>>15619259
There is no need to be upset

>> No.15619318

>>15619311
I'm not upset, just disappointed.

>> No.15619321

>>15619311
>You'll never be best friends since the crib with a Cheshire Cat.
>She'll never almost instinctively know when you're feeling down.
>She'll never teleport herself into your room so she can cuddle you like she did when you were little.
>She'll never protect your smile with her own.
Fucking hell, this is the worst.

>> No.15619322

>>15619311
I want to raise that cat into someone who isn't a smug little shit

>> No.15619328

>>15619322
>I want to raise that cat to be shit
For what reason?

>> No.15619330

>>15619322
Impossible.

>> No.15619335

>>15619328
She's already shit for being born.

>> No.15619337

>>15619259
Did the whole "Sabbath" thing not clue you in?

>> No.15619339

>>15619311
Literally the best.

>> No.15619345
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15619345

I breathe clouds beneath my window
I see rockets in the sky
I feel satellites in limbo
I breathe oxygen up high

I load lead inside my engine, lead and alcohol
On the radio depending, assign the protocol
Give the audience the media, people everywhere
In the hours ahead I'll see your
Green biosphere
Clean biosphere
Castles in there
Climbing a stair
Way to Heaven

>> No.15619347

>>15619330
There are only 3 ways for a Cheshire Cat to be not smug.
>1: Be her Childhood Friend
She'll still be smug, but around you she'll be teasing and sweet.

>2: Normality Field Spell
Can't be smug without her powers.

>3: Get seriously injured because of something she did.
Smugness can't survive guilt, especially if she has a crush on you.

>> No.15619359

Cheshires would go above and beyond to take memeing to a whole new level.
>Watching a dumb anime with your Cheshire friend
>She's sitting behind you so you can't really see what she's up to
>Dumb scene happens
>"I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
>You wave your hand at her and tell her to stop memeing
>She taps your back to get your attention
>You turn around to see a 12 year old faggotcat grinning from ear to ear and holding an empty bottle of wonderland potion

>> No.15619362

>>15619345
>You'll never see the expression on the faces of the first monstergirls and paladins in space.
>You'll never hear their whispers of how small the world looks from where they are.
>You'll never see the death of an ancient war in the face of how vast the universe is in comparison.
It hurts a lot.

>> No.15619364

>>15619347
Still impossible, like "Humble Atheist" or "Teetotaler Irishman"

>> No.15619367

>>15619359
Do Cheshire lolis still got the booty?

>> No.15619368

>>15619359
She's getting tied up and gagged really tight with magic anti-teleporting ropes and then stuffed in the closet till she can behave.

>> No.15619374

>>15619359
I'd actually laugh a bit.
Cheshire Cats would probably be great girlfriends for people who need a little humor in their lives.
Would it be weird if I took a shotafication potion so I could cuddle her nonsexually?

>> No.15619383

>>15619335
No she isn't.

>> No.15619389

>>15619364
>Humble Atheist
This triggers me. Why you gotta bully?

>> No.15619397

>>15619282
As long as the fire isn't metaphorical, I'm sure it can be used to cook.

>> No.15619401

>>15619374
What if they just want to be left alone?

>> No.15619405

Why do Yetis even like hugs

>> No.15619406

>>15619364
>Humble Atheist
Mad I see? heh, enjoy your delusional sky fairy. I'll stay here being enlightened.

>> No.15619413

>>15619383
I'm not seeing it.

>> No.15619414

>>15619401
I'm sure that if you were dating a Cheshire, she'd know enough about you to respect your boundaries.
The question here is "Why the fuck would you not want a Cheshire comforting you?"
I can't even imagine what I'd give to get to put my head on her lap while she strokes my hair.

>> No.15619417

>>15619367
I like to think that all Cheshires have booty as a racial trait.
>>15619374
They make wonderful girlfriends for anyone who needs a bit of cheering up.
That's not wrong at all, you could also drink a DILFfcation potion to have the opposite effect for a laugh.

>> No.15619420

>>15619405
Well you know. It shares warmth in the cold. Yetis have lots of warmth.

>> No.15619423

>>15619288
It's too boring to get through, isn't it?

>> No.15619426

>>15619413
You won't be able to, with your shit taste.

>> No.15619429

>>15619414
Because Cheshire is a checklist of everything that annoys me in a person.

>> No.15619430

>>15619420
so get them a zombie servant

>> No.15619433

>>15619430
Zombies aren't cute boys though.

>> No.15619435
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15619435

>>15619265

>> No.15619441

>>15619435
manticores are slimy

>> No.15619442

>>15619429
Then why the fuck are you responding to a post about dating one?

>> No.15619443

>>15619426
How is it shit for not jumping on a bandwagon?

>> No.15619445

>>15619435
I can appreciate bucksatans Thickticore.

>> No.15619446

>>15619433
zombie alp then

>> No.15619448

>>15619446
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.15619450

>>15619435
Does her tail ever stop dripping

>> No.15619452
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>>15619435
I really love this artist's Manticore. She's so soft that I just want to bury my head in her breasts and get milked by her tail.

>> No.15619455

>>15619446
Please don't ruin Undead with Alpfaggotry.

>> No.15619461

>>15619442
I was saying that not everybody that needs cheering would like them, and the other person brought up dating out of nowhere.

>> No.15619462

>>15619435
>>15619452
There's something off about that face though

>> No.15619465

>>15619448
>>15619455
If it stops those fucking yeti's from hugging then it is worth it

>> No.15619470

>>15619461
>Cheshire Cats would probably be great girlfriends for people who need a little humor in their lives.
Dating was there from the start anon.
And both of those were me.

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>>15619405
Their bodies are space heaters, pulling cold people close to their bodies of fluff with a hug is the most efficient warming method

They could fashion winter clothes out of their excess fur, but I don't think a yeti could knit with her big paws

>> No.15619475

>>15619364
>*tips mitre*
m'Lord

>> No.15619476

What happens when you are oblivious to the fact you are dating a monster

>> No.15619478

>>15619470
I missed that.

>> No.15619480

>>15619474
is that a blind yeti

>> No.15619485

>>15619465
>then it is worth it
I'd take a billion yetis hugging over one undead faggot though.

>> No.15619491

>>15619476
you get raped.

>> No.15619494

>>15619076
It's beautiful

I'm not alone thinking liches have a kind of a quiet, whispery voice, right?

>> No.15619499

>>15619480
She has to use her paws to feel around, and she gets lost easily in big snow fields

>> No.15619505

What do you do when your waifu tells you that YOU CAN'T LOCK UP THE DARKNESS?

>> No.15619509

>>15619505
I tell her that today a comedian died in New York.

>> No.15619513

What would your waifu think about monsters who believe in human boy rights

>> No.15619526

>>15619494
Lately I've been thinking about a loli Lich who sounds like Saya from Asterisk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naSlAJgugaQ
Only a with a slight bit less emotional range.

>> No.15619532

>>15619509
?

>> No.15619534
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15619534

WHAT'S THIS, ANON?

>> No.15619538

>>15619532
I have no idea what she was referencing so I referenced Watchmen at her instead.

>> No.15619539

>>15619534
It's fucking nothing. I'm so sorry.

>> No.15619541

>>15619534
my penis

>> No.15619543

>>15619539
Can't you see how upset she is? You're on your computer, your means of creation, and you're not creating. You're not doing anything productive. Why do you hurt her like this, anon?
>>15619541
Hehehehe. Benis.

>> No.15619548
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>>15619534
You heard me, I want a giant insect waifu from space over your literal tiny insect ass!

>> No.15619549

>>15619534
I can't art little person

>> No.15619550

>>15619534
Okay so maybe I tried writing one questionable story, at least I realised it was shit and deleted it before I got too far in.

>> No.15619551

>>15619543
>Why do you hurt her like this, anon?
But I'm at work...

>> No.15619553

>>15619513
She'd be strongly against it

First you give human boy rights
Then they ask for more
Then they form a menism movement
Then they make unreasonable demands
Then they ruin society

Do you really want to live in a society ruled by men where monsters can't rape?
The social structure would be all over the place, girls like Devil Bug would go extinct while girls like Wight would get drowned in dicks

Say NO to human boy rights!

>> No.15619554

>>15619551
>at work
>still hanging out on 4chan
You're the worst kind of person.

>> No.15619556

>>15619534
I'm not good at it and can't get motivated.

>> No.15619557

>>15619553
>Do you really want to live in a society ruled by men where monsters can't rape?
Yes.

>> No.15619560

>>15619554
I'm also playing runescape, but I can't exactly write lewd stories here in my cubicle.

>> No.15619563

>>15619560
Does that thing still exist? I remember playing it in 2004-ish?

>> No.15619566

>>15619553
Human boys should be able to drive a car without a monster relative in the car

>> No.15619570

>>15619534
I can't draw or write, what do you want from me?

>> No.15619573

>>15619557
We already have it now. It sucks.

>> No.15619575

>>15619570
Nobody is asking you to succeed. It's enough to try.

>> No.15619577

>>15619563
It does. I play on a 2006 throwback server.

>> No.15619581

>>15619573
No it doesn't.

>> No.15619584

>>15618109
>>15618115
>>15618122
>>15618126
>>15618132
Nice meme, bros.

>> No.15619586

>>15619575
I've tried multiple times in my life and it has always sucked.

>> No.15619587

>>15619581
If you ignore all the terrible things.

>> No.15619590

>>15619586
Again, nobody is telling you that you have to succeed. Just keep trying.
Unless you're Alp. In that case you can kill yourself right away.

>> No.15619591

>>15619584
Memes! The DNA of the soul!

>> No.15619593

>You'll never grow up as a private soldier of the Order's Holy See
>You'll never watch as the gender balance in the holy city begins to tip towards the sisters
>You'll never idly note an undertone of lasciviousness with some of the sisters
>You'll never begin a private investigation and compile evidence that the holy Order may have been infiltrated
>You'll never move just a step too late, and watch as these "women" gain powerful, unheard of positions that would make coming out with your evidence both unwise and dangerous
>You'll never be turned into the personal bodyguard of the new female Cardinal
>You'll never spend all your time alone with her dodging seduction, and trying to find anything with which to incriminate her, aware that of the evidence you had already compiled, pieces of it slipped away day by day

>> No.15619596

>>15619590
What is the point in continuing to do something you suck at?

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>>15619591
Pants off, Jack!

>> No.15619598
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>>15619584
Memes are the lifeblood of the internet.

>> No.15619599

>>15619593
Maybe he could find one of the nice young paladin recruits and get her to be his spy in their ranks

>> No.15619603

>>15619596
Overcoming adversity?

>> No.15619612

>>15619603
No point when you're the absolute worst.

>> No.15619614

>>15619599
Too risky. She may turn. she may have been one of them from the start.

>> No.15619619

>>15619614
What if a Paladin approaches him with the idea for her to spy

>> No.15619625

>>15619619
Dude, that's like twice as suspicious. How did she know he was trying to find evidence? She's obviously a plant working for the demons

>> No.15619634

>>15619625
Could he get her to swear an oath to prove she is telling the truth

>> No.15619653
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA

>> No.15619662

>>15619653
Nightmares are bad.

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>>15619653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOY7Fp74_w

Stubbs the Zombie with MG Zambos would be fucking GOTY

>>15619662
You're objectively a bad person.

>> No.15619675

>>15619673
>He likes horsepussy
>He likes horsepussy that bugs you while you sleep
You're the bad person.

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>>15619675
>Not wanting a Bi-Corn, Weresheep, and Nightmare under the same roof.

Sorry anon but I dream of bigger aspirations than you.

Your empty bed and hollow dreams are too dreary for the likes of me.

>> No.15619697

>>15619691
They're big and smelly.

>> No.15619699

>>15619691
I'll take the sheep, but those girls that smell like barns can go away.

>> No.15619704

>>15619691
>Bicorn
That's a big no.

>> No.15619714

can a bicorn become a tricorn

>> No.15619719
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EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

>> No.15619737

>>15619719
I love Mantises.

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>>15619719
THOSE KICKS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING

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>>15619746
When was the last time a Firerat was posted here?

>> No.15619758

>>15619755
I want to dry that mouse off so the fight is honorable

>> No.15619767

>>15619755
I like hotmaus a lot, but there is no way I would be able to beat one.

>> No.15619785

>>15619767
I would beat one, but I'm not going to rape her anyway.

>> No.15619801

Is there a coldmouse to pair with firerat

>> No.15619808

>>15619801
Not yet.

>> No.15619810

>>15619801
if you pair them up the coldmouse melts and the hotrat is soaked so they both lose their power

>> No.15619823

>>15619767
You're not thinking hard enough, they're designated rape bait monsters.

All you would have to do is cheat. Distract her, split out some blinding mist, make yourself stronger than her using a raging mushroom, anything like that to give yourself an advantage. Then you could rip her clothes and have your way with her while she glares at you and calls you a coward with no honour at the same time as leg locking you due to her monster instincts.

>> No.15619825

Here's a little something for you guys http://pastebin.com/EhqtcyTR

Another dumb daydream of mine brought to life through my awful writing skills. If anyone has any criticism or feedback to give, i'd love to hear it!

And if its really that bad, I hope at least ya'll enjoy the concept.

>> No.15619828

>>15619823
That does sound hot. Maybe being a cheater wouldn't be so bad.

I would still feel bad afterwards though.

>> No.15619835

>>15619823
But I want to fight her with honor

>> No.15619836 [DELETED] 

>>15619691
Please don't associate weresheep with cucks and horsepussy

>> No.15619845

>>15619828
>>15619835
She could stick with you afterwards, saying she can't let such a scoundrel run free and that she's going to teach you how to fight in a way that a man can be proud of. She still touches herself at night while thinking about the time you dominated her, looking forward to the day you can defeat her fairly.

>> No.15619852

>>15619288
It wasn't really that boring, but I want more.

>> No.15619853

What fighting style does yeti use

>> No.15619859

>>15619825
What's this? A heinous fiend kidnaps a bunch of little girls?
>>15619852
Why?

>> No.15619864

>>15619853
CQC, Close Quarters Cuddles.

>> No.15619865

>>15619767
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
NOW GIVE ME 10,000 PUSH UPS, SIT UPS, SQUATS WITH 3X YOUR BODY WEIGHT ON A BAR, BENCH PRESS 2X WHAT YOU SQUATTED AND THEN DEADLIFT 3X THAT!
AFTER THAT I WANT A 100KM RUN, ONE QUARTER RUNNING FORWARD, HALF OF IT SIDE TO SIDE AND ONE QUARTER BACKWARDS BEFORE YOU SWIM UP A WATERFALL WITH WEIGHTED CLOTHING EQUAL TO YOUR BODY WEIGHT

>> No.15619866

>>15619845
>She cheats and rapes you as revenge on the day you were going to fight her fairly

Would get heart pupils.

>> No.15619869

>>15619859
>Why?
Undine.

>> No.15619872

>>15619865
I'm learning how to draw. Maybe some tome tomorrow.

>Buff Leanan Sidhe of mad gains

>> No.15619874

>>15619869
Ah. Well, wait for it.

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>>15619198
>For the front and center, since in the first book release he featured a high ranking succubus connected to the demon lord, the Lilim, this time he decided to feature her antithesis, the Demon.
What? He went for a mega-demon as an antithesis for a giga-demon? You sure you got that bit right? That's strange even for a normal D&D-esque setting, but here's one when even two random monster races are in bro-tier relations unless stated otherwise thanks to INBORN MAMONO SOLIDARITY V.1.0.1.6 64-BIT hardwire.

>After this he wanted each other girl to be very different. His first choice was the Cheshire Cat because she's his personal favorite from among the beast races.
Can't say I share the sentiment, but here's just a friendly reminder that he's never taken a single bite of anything -we- have made featuring her.

>He was set on making the last girl a centaur or arachne type but thought on which to include, and figured he didn't have a girl with a more timid personality yet, and went with Cancer to round out the selection of different personalities.
Goddammit Cay Sea, you could have opted for a Mantis for that role and give me another pic of muh lovebug T_T

And apparently Lilis do come with full-blown funbags, neat.

Anyway, thanks for the high-res and TL Enty anon, plz never quit. This is pretty much everything I wander around here nowadays.

>> No.15619878

>>15619875
Got one that has the Cheshire by herself?

>> No.15619881

>>15619866
That would be the start to a wonderful relationship. Always trying to think of ways to one up each other in creative ways and rape the loser.

>> No.15619882

>>15619878
Nah.

>> No.15619889

>>15619875
Well, perhaps antithesis was a really bad word to use for it. He didn't quite describe it like that, he simply said "Because on the first release the cover had the Lilim, who is affiliated with the Maou (demon lord), this time I went with the Demon" and thus just kind of wanted to express that he wanted the contrast of having two succubi with vastly different designs, auras and that belong to different factions with different beliefs.

>> No.15619893

>>15619881
It does sound like the type of relationship I would love to have with my waifu. Not only it sounds fun, but you are also being playful with eachother and get the benefits of rough, loving sex.

It's why those fighting girls are on the top of my list. Besides lizardman. She's too plain for me.

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>>15619889
Also
>>15619875
>Goddammit Cay Sea, you could have opted for a Mantis for that role and give me another pic of muh lovebug T_T
He specifically wanted a girl with a "taur" like bodytype though, while Mantis is far more humanlike. They're also more stoic than timid.

KC also uploaded individual pictures of the 6 girls on the cover, though these are just the artwork he used for the composition, rather than expanded, finished versions.

>> No.15619895

>>15619889
>and that belong to different factions

I'm getting the feeling he just wanted to say that he wanted to put a monster with ties to the Demon Lord at the front like last time

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>>15619864
LIQUID

>> No.15619902

>>15619825
I don't approve of daughteru dicking even if they're adopted.

>> No.15619903

>>15619825
>March Hare and Jubjub writefaggotry
Nice, we need more of these.

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>>15619895
...You know what, you're actually correct. I misread that sentence. My bad.

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>>15619904

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>>15619902
Get a load of this faggot

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>>15619910

>> No.15619921

>>15619836
You can't assemble a dream team without horse pussy though.

Or a harem.

Or really anything that involves more than one girl.

>> No.15619923

>>15619825
That poor bastard.

>> No.15619924

>>15619825
Nice

>> No.15619927

>>15619915
Oh anon, not that guy, I approve of daughter dicking but that manga is not a good example of anything. It screams "female author with daddy issues", I hated the way it ended.

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>>15619889
It's the way I assumed it then, thanks for clarifying.
>He specifically wanted a girl with a "taur" like bodytype though, while Mantis is far more humanlike. They're also more stoic than timid.
Oh, makes sense. I just thought he dumped the 'taur' idea at all when going 'damn, I need a contrast for all this smug on the rest of them!' route.

>>15619878
I forgot how easy it is to re-make them into whatever once you've put them through an editor, here's a quick edit.

>> No.15619933

>>15619929
Thanks mang.

>> No.15619936

Muscle cheshires for loving!

>> No.15619937

Sickly monsters are for taking care of and watching over

>> No.15619938

>>15619927
I liked the ending

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>>15619916

>>15619929
Yeah, as I said, he originally wanted some kind of arachne or centaur in that corner, but then figured Cancer would work better for diversity in personalities while still fitting the body type.

>> No.15619941

What about old lonely monster girls with mature bodies, big hips and saggy breasts? They need love too, you know.

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>>15619939

>> No.15619943 [DELETED] 

>>15619921
>Wanting a harem.
I guess I'm just considerate of how the waifu would feel. This is why yanderes a best. They wouldn't tolerate being a cuckquean, and would murder the shit out of the rest of your harem.

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>>15619941
They pay to get dates with boys young enough to be their sons. What weirdos!

>> No.15619945

>>15618912

I want to rest my head on a Kejourous lap, covered up in her hair

>> No.15619948

>>15619939
>diversity
Triggered

>> No.15619949

>>15619938
Preposterous.
>>15619941
They can have love, sure, if they have the money.

>> No.15619951

>>15619941
Ew.

>> No.15619952

>>15619904
I want to shove my face between those smug cat tats and lift her up into a bear hug.

>> No.15619955

What do you tell your daughteru when she accidentally wets the bed even though she's a bit too old for it? Would it be better to ignore the fact that it isn't actually pee?

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>>15619943
What if a Yandere Unicorn turns into a Bi-Corn?

>> No.15619957 [DELETED] 

>>15619943
>le cuck harem meme
Pls kill yourself onii-chan.

>> No.15619958

>>15619941
>old
Trash

>> No.15619959

>>15619942
Cute!

>> No.15619961

>>15619956
she is still yandere but gets off on her jealousy

>> No.15619963

>>15619943
They will kill you first though

>> No.15619964 [DELETED] 

>>15619957
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you prefer "Open Relationships?"

>> No.15619973
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>>15619825
>Yandere Jubjub daughteru
I'm a happy man right now.

>> No.15619975

>>15619924
>>15619973

Glad you guys liked it!

>> No.15619981

>>15619955
Ignoring the spoiler I can understand wetting the bed as a freak accident. I once wet the bed when I was somewhere around 12. Had a dream where I went to take a piss and it felt great. Then it felt warm and I woke up. Then I more or less recognize when that happens in a dream and wake myself up. spoilered for blogshit. So yeah. So long as it wasn't a trend I could be sympathetic.

>> No.15619988

>>15619975
The thought of a Jubjub going apeshit with a baseball bat is hilarious, terrifying and arousing.

Doesn't help that I've always imagined them sounding like best girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz4U2TvXkqw

>> No.15619989 [DELETED] 

>>15619957
>meme
>le
It's literally the definition of a cuck you fucking fairy. What else would you call it? Open relationship? "Sexual liberation"?

>>15619956
If I recall, a unicorn turns into a bicorn if you cheated on her. So she probably commits a murder homicide so that your spirits can remain together for all eternity without having to worry about your defiled body.

>>15619963
Deserve it.

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>>15619961
>yandere who encourages situations that might lead to her beloved cheating because she's hooked on that whore-killing high
Very horafying.

>>15619963
As they should. It's Darling that's doing the cheating, after all. The other girl might not even know about his true love. She needs to be investigated before she gets disemboweled. Darling on the other hand is obviously and personally guilty. He'll go slowly.

>> No.15620009

>>15620005
she is doing the world a favor by removing those sluts

>> No.15620010

>>15619941
I'm reminded of that witch from that doujin that was mentioned a few threads back

>> No.15620013

>>15619825
Those are some awful daughters.

>> No.15620014 [DELETED] 

None of that was really delete worthy. Goin a little above an beyond the call of duty there, janny.

>> No.15620017

What if... Heaven Jub?

>> No.15620018

>>15620009
>yandere Paladin who uses her childhood friend as bait for slutty monster girls to brutally murder

>> No.15620022
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15620022

Operator wolfus!

>> No.15620024 [DELETED] 

>>15620014
Trust me anon, if that had been allowed to escalate like it usually does then it would've been delete worthy. Janitor did the right thing cutting it off before it started.

>> No.15620027

>>15620017
Jubjub with golden feathers who swears that it's her mission from god to have your babies. She's just insane and a one of the rare 0.0122% shiny Jubjubs, she does her voices that she thinks come from "god" though.

>> No.15620035

>>15620018
Shit tier girl.
She shouldn't be surprised when I run off where she can't follow with a monstergirl if she just uses me to get her murderboner off.

>> No.15620038 [DELETED] 

>>15620024
>Janitor did the right thing cutting it off before it started.
Don't encourage him. Everything has the potential to spiral off into a shitstorm - of which we have weathered many might I add - so why not delete everything?

>> No.15620048

>>15620035
>just uses me to get her murderboner off.
Well, she has to purify you after those slutty whores touch you, right? Don't you want to help her with her work? I bet you could even get a nice salary for being a honeytrap agent. Just make sure you don't look at other girls after hours.

>> No.15620056

>>15620048
Nope. Running away with a monstergirl straight into a Demon Realm so that armored bitch can't follow.
I'd rather be loved and have a wonderful family than be an accomplice to murder from someone I no longer know.

>> No.15620062

>>15620056
If you did that she'd probably just sit in the corner of her cell hugging her knees and crying until she died.

>> No.15620073

>>15620062
Good, she can do that knowing the last time she ever saw me, I told her "You're dead to me" with a look of disgust on my face after calling her out on all the murder she'd been using me for.

>> No.15620086

>>15620018
I'd be fine with being the bait if I never knew it was on purpose

>> No.15620102

>>15620022
Gonna raise a whole squad of combat Wolfus with her.

>> No.15620218

im going to create a anti monster army

>> No.15620231

>>15620218
made up of self hating monsters?

>> No.15620235

>>15620218
Why?

>> No.15620243

>>15620231
definatly
>>15620235
boredom mostly

>> No.15620252

>>15620102
Will they be noble soldiers or delinquent mercs?

>> No.15620255
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>>15620218
I'm going to create a monster army

>> No.15620266

>>15620255
I'm gonna create my own army With blackjack and hookers.

In fact, forget the army

>> No.15620273

>>15620266
What would a monster girl owned casino look like?

>> No.15620274

Guys, I cant stop having lewd fantasies about being bullied and raped by a manticore
What do?

>> No.15620276

>>15620273
The same than now but change the female hookers for male ones

>> No.15620281

>>15620274
Nothing. Why would you want to not have them?

>> No.15620283
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>>15620255
I'm going to create a monster air force!

>> No.15620284

I want to serve my noodles to the shogun's army

>> No.15620291

>>15620274
Accept the fact that you're a slut for smug tailpussy. Nothing wrong with it.

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>>15620283
I'm going to help my evil waifu to create her automaton army!

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>>15620283
I'm going to create a monster special forces unit!

>> No.15620344

>>15620329
Would that even work?

>> No.15620347

>>15613681
oo ee oo ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang

>> No.15620349

>>15620291
Well then Im going to need some Manticore rape stories for me to indulge in my inner tailpussy slut

>> No.15620359
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>Finally finish writing the complete draft of that Druella story after like a month
>Wonder how big it got since I usually finish drafts in a couple weeks
>Throw the draft in a wordcounter, a shitty draft that's pure greentexting
>15k words
>I didn't even start with the prose

Yeah that story is gonna take a little longer than I had originally imagined.

I might have gotten a little carried away in what I wrote regarding the plot.

>> No.15620367

>>15620359
Let the love of Deruella guide your fingers anon.

>> No.15620382

I wanna be a delivery man in MGC purely for the spectacle.

>> No.15620383

>>15620359
>literal fanfiction
Ehhhhhhhhh

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>>15620383
>fanfiction

Don't make me whip out an actual literal fanfiction, nerd.

>> No.15620401

How many pics of your waifu (or favorite girl if you don't have one) do you have?

>> No.15620406

If your monster sister steals money from you, how do you get her to pay you back with real money instead of sex

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>>15620401
i got fifty four and counting

>> No.15620418

>>15620401
The folder currently contains 6,719 files.

>> No.15620419

>>15620398
>fiction by a fan of an existing character
>Not fan fiction
Why don't you write a story about Darling while you're at it?

>> No.15620424

>>15620401
Specifically of my waifu (and daughteru), just one.

>> No.15620428

>>15620406
Blackmail. Her social life will be in shambles if my money isn't returned to me.
Also, do you have an aversion to question marks?

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>>15620419
>He thinks I was denying it

Don't test me, nerd. I'm gonna whack you in the face with a story I wrote of an actual MG game with a set plot, characters, and ending. All 651953 words of it.

>> No.15620435

>>15620428
why would you think I hate question marks

>> No.15620439

>>15620419
People like you are why we only have barely a fraction of the OCfags we used to have.
Why not ban Greentexts and fanart while we're at it? Then it'll really be like the end days of /a/ again.

>> No.15620441

>>15620401
Around 11.

>> No.15620442

>>15620401
15. Weresheep and other "regular" girls don't ever get that much love.

>> No.15620444

>>15620401

roughly around a 100 or so

>> No.15620445
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Hello. My name is anon, and I am a powerslut. A huge powerslut. A complete and total sub. Extremely powerful monster girls make me crazy.
What are your problems, anons?

>> No.15620450

>>15620382
I'd work a minimum wage job in MGC if only because at least it be less soul rendingly boring then real jobs.

>> No.15620454

>>15620445
I'm a traitor. I wouldn't trust other humans with monstergirls at all.

>> No.15620458

>>15620401
My Undead folder and its subfolders total up to 2,158 files.

>> No.15620474

>>15620401
289

>> No.15620483

>>15620439
Why would you ban greentext? That doesn't even follow. I'm not saying the dude sucks for his medium, I'm saying he sucks for his content.
>Fanart is comparable to fanfiction

>> No.15620484

>>15620445
That I would happily go balls deep in the vast majority of girls in MGE.
That I would happily fuck a Cait Sith and do the tongue dance with her if it meant I got to spend some quality time with a monster girl I like.
That I would beg at a Manticore's feet and lick her boots for a chance of being milked by her tail pussy.

What I'm trying to say is that I'm an an unredeemable slut. I could probably have a happy life with a group of Hobgoblins, Khepris, Large Mice or a Bicorn harem.

>> No.15620485

>>15620434
Not sure I could handle all the cringe, honestly.

>> No.15620487

>>15620483
>I'm saying he sucks for his content

you wanna av a go m8 ill fkn rek u fite me

>> No.15620488

How about a zombie just staying a zombie

>> No.15620489

>>15620484
Does it make me a slut if I just I want love

>> No.15620491

>>15620401
Three

>> No.15620497

>>15620445
I don't care about choices at this point. I'm so broken that you could give me any girl and it would be beyond my wildest dreams.
Dump my sorry ass off in the middle of Matango forest and watch how long it takes for me to throw myself at one of the "abominations".

>> No.15620498

>>15620401
None yet, I just have to imagine her until I can get a commission.

>> No.15620501

>>15620382
I'd be a good way to get fit fast, all that running.

>> No.15620503

>>15620487
Nah, you'll just write a fanfic afterwards where you teleport behind me and beat me instantly. If my inaction here means such a thing doesn't come into existence, I'll cope

>> No.15620508

>>15620344
How could it not?

>Harpy RATELO/flying SATCOM relay/SIGINT/ELINT
>Centaur mounted M2A1/MK. 19
>Mermaid UDTs
>Wolfu/Kitsune scouts
>Arachne snipers
>Lamia mobile cover
>Succubi HUMINT/honeypot/bad cop
>Hellwan doorkickers
>Magic lolis you can fit in a rucksack

All accompanied by their terrifying roided-out operator husbandos.

It's like you're not even Big Boss.

>> No.15620511

>>15620503
You seem upset.

Did a writefag disappoint you in the past?

>> No.15620514

>>15620508
>Hellwan doorkickers
Oh that's an arousing thought

>> No.15620515

>>15620508
Equipping and making tactics for them would be a nightmare.

>> No.15620516

>>15620483
>Why would you ban greentext?
Because its basically fanfiction that isnt otaku culture. We have a real problem of posting fanfiction greentexts. These greentexts and garbage fanfiction just dont match up to /jp/'s posting standards

>> No.15620521

How do I shield my thoughts from the monster thought police

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>>15619825
How does a JubJub have the know-how to pull that off?

>> No.15620533

>>15620516
>We have a real problem of posting fanfiction greentexts.
Do we? I haven't noticed people posting fanfiction. I mean, EMG hardly ever gets talked about here for good reason. And I haven't really noticed any greentext stories about KC's fallen brides or whatever.

Fanfiction seems to be comparatively rare around these parts, actually.

>> No.15620536

>>15620445
mofu addiction

>> No.15620542

>>15620527
She was born to a non-jubjub mother and had a bit more sanity than the usual ones. As much sanity as a yandere willing to take a bat to someone's face until they're dead can have anyway.

>> No.15620550

>>15620533
Anon, let me tell you a story.
A story about how these threads used to be on /a/ and how an analpained autist flooded them with >Fanfiction >Not Anime >MUH POSTING STANDARDS bullshit for a long long time until eventually we got chased over here by a bad mod.
That post you responded to was mocking that time in the thread's history.

>> No.15620556

im gonna break a salamander into a loyal pet

>> No.15620565

>>15620556
You know, I think that other Anon was on to something. I'm starting to notice a lot more all-lower-case-one-sentence-shitposts as well.

>> No.15620566

>>15620536
>>15620497
>>15620484
>>15620454
Troubling, troubling problems, anons. How do you plan on fixing your problems? I plan on doing so by marrying a dragon, baphomet, lilim, and pharaoh to prevent me from ever going on another powerslut rampage.

>> No.15620572

>>15620565
It truly is a growing problem in theses threads. I think we shouldn't respond to them and let them just die in obscurity. Think that would work?
>>15620527
A focused mind can do tons.

>> No.15620575

>>15620515
You mean a wet dream, right?

Imagine, all that money from the F35 project and force-projection getting re-directed into R&D for making new shit for BIG FLUFFY PAWS and BIG FAT CAT TATS.

The demand for innovation in tactical gear would skyrocket, man. Shit, we already made horses and puppers tactical in some way or another, we can even make them jump-able.

Only real problem I can see here is the MG on human rape, and even that's pushing it. If you were to put some young Dirt Diver in a world in which the big, beefy, monster lady wants to fuck his brains out with little chance of infidelity after the fact, all complaints about lack of productivity would cease because Joe isn't afraid of getting a fucking SHARP complaint for commenting on SSG Horsepussy's tits.

Sure, there's going to be a lot of sexings happening off duty hours, but that's happening anyway with some of the trashiest skanks I've ever seen.

tldr: I want to operate with my waifu, let's talk about it in depth.

>> No.15620580

>>15620575
Anon you make me want to write a cute greentext of a doorkicker hellhound.

>> No.15620581

>>15620550
I knew perfectly well, I just decided to pretend as if there wasn't a reference to demonstrate the distinction. The difference between he and I is that he thought all the O.C, all the original settings and characters were fanfiction. I'm poking fun at a guy writing literal fancition, of a character that already exists, in a setting that already exists. See now how your attempt to pain the both of us with the same brush doesn't really work?

>> No.15620590

>>15620581
The question here is "Who the fuck cares?"
We write fanfiction of MGE here all the fucking time? What the fuck do you think Greentexts are?

>> No.15620592

>>15620566
I plan on seeing a Manticore therapist and fucking her on the couch after she gets turned on by the descriptions of what I want to do.

>> No.15620593

>>15620590
>We write fanfiction of MGE here all the fucking time?
You clearly don't know what fanfiction is.

>> No.15620595

>>15620590
The reason /a/ flipped their shit?

>> No.15620598

>>15620445
I like maids that are soft, gentle and kind, but are also total freaks in bed and can make a Delta operator shit his pants if she feels like someone has disrespected her master.

>> No.15620599

>>15620593
You might want to know that depending on who that guy who's writing the story is it might be based on a greentext to begin with.
Deruella's my waifu anyway so chill the fuck out.

>>15620595
And /a/ is full of pants shitting idiocy, so their opinions are void.

>> No.15620616

>>15620445
I'm an oppai loli addict. The juxtaposition of a girl with a small frail body and a large soft pair of breasts is a drug that I cannot quit.

>> No.15620623

>>15620616
Bipolarized?

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>>15619945
Would her hairs slowly caress you? Would she have a soft smile on her face, the sweet voice from her mouth softly singing a Lullaby she heard from her own mother when she was little? Would her own hands be interwined with yours, reassuring that you are truly safe with her?

>> No.15620628

>>15620599
The original greentext my have been fanfiction, but that doesn't justify the statement "We write fanfiction of MGE here all the fucking time?" I mean there's been a surge in deruella posting thanks to .less so maybe a new trend is beginning but there are still comparatively few pieces of fanfiction compared to o.c, greentext or otherwise

>> No.15620643

I bet half the people here have never seen the daughteru greentext once.

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>>15620623
Yeah, that's me.

>> No.15620661

>>15620445
>>15620445
Same as you, Anon. Im a huge powerslut. I just want a powerful monstergirl to bully, molest, and rape me until I cry, then lick up my tears and keep on going

>> No.15620662

>>15620575
I know almost nothing about the military, but why would they spend so much money redesigning equipment when they could just keep using what they still have and recruit only humans and monstergirls very close to humans? The there's all the complications the massive variety of monstergirls would add. I'm just going to assume that the soldiers in each part of the army are roughly around the same in physical ability and competence. But monstergirls are all er the board i terms of size, intelligence, diet, keenness of senses, body structure, and any special abilities that might be useful or something to work around. You can't just fit a Lamia in a truck, or expect anything without human digits to do precision work, or even be able to climb up a rope.

>> No.15620666

>>15620445
I just want to feel loved.

>> No.15620670

>>15620643
The old one with all the species?

It has been a while since I saw it.

>> No.15620675

>>15620643
>The daughteru greentext
Shit, does anyone have that capped?
Memories man.

>> No.15620677

>>15620643
>the daughteru greentext
Fuck, nigga. Which one?

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>> No.15620685

>>15620678
NOT THAT ONE YOU COCKMONGLING ALP.

>> No.15620689

>>15620678
BURN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>15620648
I'm happy to see that you're still around my man.

>> No.15620696

>>15620678
>only 2015
Nigga that aint old
We need to go back
Back to the
>You will never see your lamia daughteru put her tail in her mouth and say she's an Oroborus
>You will never see your harpy daughteru try and fail at flying for the first time
>etc
We need to go back to the days of the Kevin-kun and all the varying different secret boxes

>> No.15620699

>>15620693

Oppai lolis are love.
Oppai loli are life.

Wanna small harem of them.

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>>15620678
Fuck you.

>> No.15620711

>>15620677
Back in the /a/ days

>> No.15620712

>>15620662
Specialization is a real big thing in america. Make individual units for individual tasks. Frogs and slimes are good in swampy terrain, scorpions and lamias in sandy terrain, so on and so on.

>> No.15620713

I want to read the Three Little Pigs the wolf daughteru

>> No.15620721

>>15620713
But then she'll start bugging all the p'orc children at school. There really is a freaky amount of them. Guess that is what happens when people like thick girls, they make more of them.

>> No.15620723

>>15620711
>there was only ever one greentext that featured daughters back in the /a/ days
You gotta give something more to go on. Was it this one? >>15620696

>> No.15620731

>>15620712
Humans have been doing those jobs for thousands of years. Why would the army go through the added headaches when they can just keep using humans?

>> No.15620737

>>15620627

Yes. That all sounds wonderful. Falling asleep like that would be perfect

>> No.15620738

>>15620678
Nice.

>> No.15620742

>>15620678
Jesus tapdancing christ, I don't even like Hellhounds and this made me feel awful

>> No.15620746

>>15620742
It's a piece of fiction, stop being a baby.

>> No.15620755

Felt like some lewds with Hellwan doorkickers
>Relaxing in your apartment
>Work wasn't bad
>Just the usual stuff from being a cashier
>Flashed multiple times, many offers to pay for it in other ways
>Yes ma'am, no ma'am I can't accept that
>Standard work day
>Your thoughts kept drifting to your next door neighbor though
>She's a Hellhound on the cities S.W.A.T Force
>Everytime you go over for drinks she tells the story of how she wanted to be a cop
>Ever since she was a little kid
>She goes on and on about it
>Then she falls asleep curled against you
>You see yourself out everytime
>Just thinking of the way she smells though
>Like gun oil, cinnamon and heat. Sometimes sweat was mixed in after a long day
>The way her fatigues hugged her hips, and how the material stretched over her thighs
>Or how she once popped the buttons on her button down shirt while laughing at a joke of hers
>She got embarrassed until she noticed you were blushing harder than her
>She started bending towards you, sensually moving her paws over her stomach and up to the sides of her breasts
Continue?

>> No.15620759

>>15620755
Of course.

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>> No.15620761

>>15620678
More proof that bitches are nothing but trouble.

>> No.15620762

>>15620755
Oh man, I wonder how this will end.

Will it end like every other Hellhound story? Boy of boy I wonder.

>> No.15620765

>>15620762
>of
oh*

>> No.15620766

>>15620760
What is a pet rock?

>> No.15620771

>>15620762
>end like every other
Meaning what anon?

>> No.15620773

>>15620746
I'm just saying that I thought it was written well dude, there's no need to get your panties in a bunch.

>> No.15620775

>>15620760
What is a pygmy goat?

>> No.15620778

>>15619446
Those aren't cute boys either.

>> No.15620784

>>15620771
Meaning he should just skip to the ending of every single Hellhound story so the thread isn't full of bullshit and beating around the bush.

>> No.15620785

>>15620760
Rats?

>> No.15620795

>>15620445
Dependency issues combined with avoidant traits. Belittling is taken to heart, while accolades and comfort are dismissed. Has lead to general uneasiness around the more dominant monsters out there.

Can't seem to settle on one kind of species, because, honestly, I feel like I'll be rejected anyway, so why bother.

>> No.15620796

>>15620755
Go for it.

>> No.15620797
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>>15619455
Alps can be vampires, deal with it.

>> No.15620799

>>15620778
zombies aren't that smart so they are easily tricked

>> No.15620806

>>15620678
Why would anyone save baby's first green text?

>> No.15620811

>>15620806
Prime (You) bait, as these mouth-breathers demonstrated.

>> No.15620816

>>15620806
Why wouldn't you save the legendary crappy greentext that made this thread throw such a shitfit that some autist killed the thread twelve hours after its creation by bumping literally every thread below it?

>> No.15620817

>>15620760
Kobold

>> No.15620819

>>15620797
Incorrect, and posting stuff that comes from other series entirely doesn't help your case.

>> No.15620821

>>15620755
>She pressed them together, her skin glistening with sweat
>You could just make out the difference in color of her areola, the rest of her nipples obscured by her paws
>"Anon I ruined my uniform! Maybe you should punish me for breaking regulations?"
>Her voice was smooth, the dripping seduction echoing in your head
>Maybe this wasn't the best idea, being drunk and all
>You awkwardly stood, and saw yourself out
>Your neighbor sighing roughly, sitting down for another drink as you closed the door
>Your room was right next door
>It took less than a minute for you to start undressing, thinking of what you just saw
>Maybe going back would be a better idea, it couldn't harm anyone right?
>Your thoughts were interrupted by a loud crash at your front door
>You ran to the front room, in time to see your door fly off your hinges, a booted foot stepping in
>It was your neighbor, a light sheen of sweat over her as she sniffed the room frantically

>> No.15620827

>>15620723
No. The one I am talking about had the lamia daughteru curl around the arm

>> No.15620834

>>15620821
Oh wow, this was completely unforeseeable and came out of nowhere.

How shocking, I wonder what she will do now.

>> No.15620835

>>15620819
>/answer/113220179797
>Are there any cases of men turning into monstergirls other than Alps, Skeletons or Pharaohs?

>It's possible to Alp into other kinds of the Succubus family, like Dark Priests, Amazoness, Nereids, Kunoichi and such. It should also be possible to turn into a Lich, no.

Vampires are members of the succubus family. Happy now?

>> No.15620841

>>15620835
Here we go again

>> No.15620848

>>15620835
KC making vampires part of the succubus family and not of the undead one is probably the biggest bullshit I've ever seen.

>> No.15620852

>>15620841
How long should I wait until this dies down? 30 minutes or a few hours?

>> No.15620856

>>15620834
Every greentext pretty well ends the same here anon

>> No.15620857 [SPOILER] 
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15620857

>>15620766
>>15620775
>>15620785
>>15620817

>> No.15620859

i want a catgirl right meow

>> No.15620862

>>15620760
Uh... What is a hamster? A crayfish? A I can't think of any other standard or nonstandard pets that have nothing at all.

>> No.15620866

>>15620857
>tfw your waifu will never eat your children and then chew her own genitals off and die

>> No.15620874

>>15620797

Well Alps suck so I guess thats true.

>> No.15620897

>>15620848

They're in both, actually

>> No.15620901

>>15620834
You are such a whiny bitch.

>> No.15620907

>>15620901
Stop being unoriginal then.

>> No.15620909

>>15620907
If you don't like it, write something better.

>> No.15620912

>>15620907
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.15620916

>>15620909
Stop defending garbage.

>> No.15620925

It seems the hellhound hater is back.

>> No.15620931
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I just want to be cuddled.

>> No.15620934

>>15620821
>"I could smell your lust"
>And with this she sprinted into the room, directly at you
>Whether it was fear or acceptance you stood your ground
>Until she tackled you, taking you both to the floor
>Oh god how did her eyes become hearts
>She ran her tongue over your collarbone
>Sniffing constantly as she moves her mouth lower and lower
>From your chest
>To your stomach
>Until her tongue rested at the tip of your length
>"Oh, that's what that smell was"
>She looked doped up, her eyes glazing over as she lightly moved her tongue in circles
>Until she dropped down in a sudden movement, taking everything into her throat
>She bobbed her head rapidly, as if her life depended on it
>It was inhumanely hot in her mouth
>Whether by the heat from her or your arousal, you were beginning to sweat
>Each movement of her mouth bringing you closer to finishing
>Your neighbor moved hungrily, as if trying to get as much of your flesh into her mouth as possible
>She slurped hastily at any hint of pre-cum

>> No.15620941

>>15620925
That's a thing?

>> No.15620942

>>15620662
Brother, we redesigned a $1000 personal armor system to accommodate the female body, the Marines found a way to make an old Jeep cost $1M just to ride in their fucking Osprey and it doesn't even work well.

Hell, we phased out an entire series of uniforms just to promote diversity between branches. It didn't work, which is why we're all inching toward Multicam. Never underestimate the military industrial complex's ability to spend money on stupid shit.

Besides, not everyone is an operator, I could see Mindflayers acting as PTSD counselors, Kobolds as therapy dogs/waifus, Holstaurs as dieticians, the list could go on.

Thing is, if we are good at anything, it's jamming the square peg into the round hole until something goes through.

>>15620580
>Hellhound eye-flames peeking out from the corners of a set of GPNVG-21s as she gets ready to foot-fuck a door open while Night Nine stacks up and kebab cowers in fear.

Not cute, but would cum anyway.

>> No.15620947

>>15620942
>Hellhound is part of Night Nine
My dick
Why are operator girls the best

>> No.15620951

>>15620934
niiice

>> No.15620966

>>15620925
He never left, he just stopped being a cunt for a while.
>>15620941
Are you new or something? There is this autist who hates dominant girls, the dauhter guro from earlier was probably done by him.

>> No.15620975

>>15620966
Not new anon, just tired. Sorry.

>> No.15620979

>>15620931
Bapho a cute. Don't post sample, link to original.

>> No.15620987

>>15620975
No need to apologize.

>> No.15620990

>>15620979
A chubby, pear shaped baphomet would be the one for me.

>> No.15621005

>>15620942
>>15620947
Should be LPNVG-21s, the GPNVG-18s are the quad-ocular Zero Dark Thirty ones.

And they'd probably have to be on a skullcrusher unless MSA, OpsCore, Team Wendy, or Protech started manufacturing shit with ear-holes.

>> No.15621007

>>15614145
pour bleach down the drain

>> No.15621009

I want a baphomet to grow up

>> No.15621027

>>15620755
Hey, that's pretty good, I like it. Continue.

>> No.15621032

Mono drew a winged girl for that weird fag who loves ripping off Monster Hunter designs.

http://monorus.deviantart.com/art/Ignitrix-625414270

>> No.15621035

>>15620942
>Cooling systems, fabric, personal armor, and weapons tech grows in leaps and bounds because literally magic.

Living Armor Nanosuit when?

>> No.15621039

>No working girl to be a househusband for
>No home to keep trim and propper, no meals to cook, no pussy to eat out after it returns from work
Fuck.

>> No.15621041

>>15621039
>after it returns from work
>it

Wow, fucking rude. Way to treat your wife like an object.

>> No.15621043

>>15621032
Isn't that one of ELHs WH40K OCs?

>> No.15621045

>>15621041
Is a piece of anatomy gendered?

>> No.15621058

>>15621043
Yes, hence the "weird fag who loves ripping off Monster Hunter designs."
Dunno about 40K though. Just looks like a blue birb to me.

>> No.15621067

>>15621032
Nigga I dont have a DA account

>> No.15621068

>>15620979
>>15621009
I want a Baphomet with an Onee-san type personality. Who spoils me.

>> No.15621070

Would a rich shoggoth or kikimora hire a butler

>> No.15621073

>>15621045
That's a feminine pussy, and you'll treat that pussy with as much respect as you do the person who owns it.

>> No.15621077

>>15621068
what about your wock little sis, Will you spoil her?

>> No.15621081

>>15620934
Dick the doorkicker, with extreme prejudice.

>> No.15621088

>>15621077
I don't really do imotous.

>> No.15621090

>>15621073
>that
wow anon.

>> No.15621094

>>15621067
Wait, you don't?
But if you're ELH, and you don't have a dA account, who's this UltiDrgn with links to the blogspot and your Pastebin monstergirl collection on their profile, with lots of monstergirl images faved to their account, including Illothe and another MH-based monstergirl OC?

Did you ever ask your parents if you had a secret twin they gave away?

>> No.15621102

>>15621090
Better than saying "it".
See, it's the same as saying "That person is [x]".

I'm treating monstergirl pussies with the respect they deserve. As a matter of fact, one of my best friends is a monstergirl pussy.

>> No.15621107

>>15621094
He meant that the image is tagged NSFW and requires a DA account to see.

>> No.15621109

>>15621088
if you are breaking the natural order then why not

>> No.15621118

>>15621094
Yeah, this >>15621107

>> No.15621123

>>15621102
Anon, you say "She/xer/xir/xhim is [x]". Geeze.

>> No.15621124

>>15620934
>When you finish into her mouth she moans, greedily sucking down every drop
>She slowly drags herself into a sitting position, her eyes shining even more brightly
>She mutters something about breaching tight spaces, before impaling herself on your length
>Her eyes roll back slightly as she pants rapidly
>She's barely moving, shaking would be a better word
>You feel her tighten around you to an incredibly amount as she finishes her first time
>All just from having you inside
>She moves her eyes to you, staring into yours as she slowly and deliberately starts to shake her hips
>Each time she picks herself up and drops herself back down she grunts with the movement of your length
>Her insides are impossibly hot, even more than her mouth
>You notice you're taking her through nothing more than a ripped hole in her fatigues
>Whether it be the combination of the heat, the smell, or her lewd noises something primal in you begs to get out
>You grab onto her shoulders, pushing up and over, slamming her into a mating press
>Her heart shaped pupils roll up, as she screams loudly, her claws dragging across your arms

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>>15621107
>>15621067
Uh, are you blind?

>> No.15621129

>>15621107
>>15621118
Oh, sorry, my bad.

http://orig02.deviantart.net/926f/f/2016/214/d/6/ignitrix_by_monorus-daccsqm.png

Here, does this direct link work?

>> No.15621132

I want to be the childhood friend of a massively milky tomboy vampire

>> No.15621135

>>15621129
Why not just use tumblr instead?

>> No.15621139

>>15621129
? Yes, it works but why didn't you just post it in the thread?

>> No.15621140

>>15621109
Eh.......I'd rather have a dragon imotou then.

>> No.15621146
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>>15620947
Night Time Is The Right Time.

I wish I could art. I would love to see a Hellwan kicking down a door with an AA-12 or something like that.

Now I want to play ARMA.

>> No.15621150

>>15621129
That is Tzeentch.

>> No.15621153

>>15621132
>It grows harder and harder for her to do her tomboy bit with her huge milky tits
>She can't even run with you without distracting you so bad you trip up

>> No.15621156

>>15621135
I was looking at my dA watches, not Tumblr.

>>15621139
Laziness.

>> No.15621161

>>15621146
Don't worry anon, one of the first things I'm commissioning of my waifu is her operating while doing airsoft.

>> No.15621178

>>15621161
From which artist?

>> No.15621193

>>15621161
You have a hellhound waifu? Do you get a warm feeling in your chest whenever you image her engulfing you in a big bear-hug, breathing hot breath down onto your head pressed into her cleavage?

>> No.15621194

Senran Kunoichi when?

>> No.15621201

>>15621132
Good taste.

>>15621146
I want to caress every inch of that Hellhound after she chases me down and rides me senseless.

>> No.15621204

>>15621129
That's a nice ass.

>> No.15621214

>>15621153
>Gym class with massivly milky vampire childhood friend.
>She's wearing spats that hug her not insubstantial rear and a T-stretched tight across her extra large chest
>"Hey Anon, I bet I can beat you in a race around the gym!"
>The challenge is accepted and begins without wasting time, your feet slamming against the ground and your heart pounding in your chest as you go.
>You don't doubt that she'd have one were it night but the daylight has weakened her enough to where it's only a neck and neck race.
>Or at least, that's what it is until you look to the side and catch sight of her, chest bouncing, sweat stains drenching her shirt and two noticeable patches of milk at the center of each breast.
>It's enough for you to momentarily forget that feet should be going in straight lines, legs entangling each other and sending you down to the ground.
>The world spins and you body registers a few new bruises, along with a freshly scraped knee, and you soon find yourself staring up at the sky.
>Well, the parts of the sky that aren't blocked by your vampires friends red eyes and concerned expression.
>"Anon! Are you alright!?" she asks, giving you a small flash of ivory fangs.
>You nod but aren't able to keep your gaze from drifting southward, her white T-shirt now covered in enough sweat to show off the bra she's wearing beneath.
>It doesn't go unnoticed and the look of worry is now a pout of irritation, the girl flicking you on the forehead and informing you that you're a 'dummy' before hauling you up to go grab bandages.

>>15621201
Thank you.

>> No.15621215

>>15621129
That's a Tzeentchian demon. This is all going according to his keikaku now.

>> No.15621220
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15621220

Such a shame that muscular elf girls are not a thing. (And I'm talking about the fair forest elves, not the dark drow folk everyone's into these days.)

Would be cute to see a buff elf girl and her cute orc boy toy.

>> No.15621226

>>15621129
that looks like that a monstergirl version of the just as planned bird from one of the banners.

>> No.15621228

>>15621220
>and her cute orc boy toy.
We don't accept monsterboys here anon. Might want to keep on walking.

>> No.15621229

>>15621220
>Monsterboys
Leave.

>> No.15621240

>>15621228
What if I want to self-insert as the cute orc boy toy?

>> No.15621239

>>15621228
>We
speak for yourself

>> No.15621243

>>15621226
the "Just as Planned" bird is a demonic entity called Tzeentch from Warhammer 40k. A god whose whole thing is plans within plans for plans sake. Everything he does is exactly as planned. What's his plan? Who knows? He doesn't.
Also sometimes he's a Mollusk thing.

>> No.15621247

>>15621220
>Monsterboys
Wat da zug

>> No.15621249

>>15621239
>>15621240
Go away /a/.

>> No.15621251

>>15621220
Muscle elves are for taking doggy style.
cumflation is mandatory

>> No.15621257

>>15621124
>You push into her as far as you can, the primal urge in your head egging you on
>Her grip on your arms weaken as her head rolls to the side, her arms dropping limply
>She's nothing more than a moaning mess
>Each thrust elicits another moan
>You move a hand to one of her breasts that teased you earlier
>Taking it into your hand and squeezing lightly, a creamy milk pooling around her nipple
>You pull your hand away and lick it
>It tastes like hot chocolate, with a hint of nutmeg and cinnamon almost hot enough to burn your tongue
>She coos softly, seeing you do this
>With that, she takes advantage of the lack in your concentration, pushing you back to the floor
>Her eyes burn into your soul as she moves her face directly over yours
>Bouncing her hips roughly
>She licks her lips, feeling your length twitch in her
>Each thrust brings you closer
>Her pace only increasing until you struggle to get out
>It feels too good
>Burning hot, wet and tight, your neighbor holds inside her
>You finishing in her brings her lips to yours
>Her fatigues stained an off white around her crotch
>She lays atop you for what seems like hours, moving her hips slowly
>Her insides seem to be milking out every drop
>Moving in with her the next day was probably the best decision you ever made
>But when she came to you a few months later after work, saying that she was pregnant
>Maybe finishing inside was the best decision
>Not that you had much choice
FIN

>> No.15621258

>>15621239
>implying WE don't
fuck off

>> No.15621259
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>>15621132
>>15621153
>chesty lactating tomboys
>undead chesty lactating tomboys
Such a specific scenario that I want to see more of.
>>15621214
More?

>> No.15621266

>>15621220
>>15621239
>>15621240
Got to /tg/ then. Don't shit up this place.

>> No.15621273

>>15621161
DO NOT forget the big, steamy, sweat-collar that everyone who's ever worn a plate carrier gets.

Imagine her pulling off her sweaty, form-fitting, combat shirt after a long day at the shoot-house, asking you to massage her breasts and shoulders.

Goddamn, monstergirls make everything better.

>> No.15621275

It's fine if you let your vampire best friend have a small sip of your blood right?

>> No.15621288

>>15621178
Preferably Loen, I love his style. I hope he is still taking commissions
>>15621193
Yes I do Anon. Irina is perfection.

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>>15621220
There really isn't much on buff elf girls, is there?

>> No.15621298

>>15621275
Yep. No complaining when she starts wanting more than blood though.

>> No.15621302

>>15621214
>Lunch break with massively milky vampire childhood friend.
>Sitting on the roof with a cooling afternoon breeze blowing in
>Finish eating and convince her to let you use her lap as a pillow
>She resistant and blushing - a matter not helped when you roll over onto your side to face her toned belly - but she eventually relents and begins to run her fingers through your hair
>Slip off into a short nap until you're woken be her gently shaking you
>She says that class is about to start and you groan before rolling onto your back and sitting up
>Headbutt one of her huge milky tits on the way up, making a little moan escape her lips
>She freezes
>You freeze
>An awkward, long moment passes before you reach out to grope one of her breasts again
>She saps your hand away, calls you a lecher and says you both have to go to class
>Failing to hide the signs of arousal

>> No.15621304

>>15621266
Seconded. Monsterboys need to stay on /tg/ or TFT.

>> No.15621305

>>15621298
well a drink everyone in a while is just being a good friend

>> No.15621306

>>15621228
>>15621229
>>15621247
>>15621249
>>15621258
>>15621266
So insecure. One slight mention of a monsterboy and you all get up in arms like a monster extermination squad of elite Paladins.

>> No.15621307

>>15621273
That sounds wonderful. I also like to imagine the adrenaline of the shoot-house or a game of airsoft getting to her, resulting in her pulling me off to the side for incredibly rough public sex to sate her lust.

>> No.15621309

>>15621306
Go back to TFT, Bob.

>> No.15621310
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15621310

>>15621220
>>15621239
>>15621240
>>15621306

>> No.15621317

>>15621220
>>15621239
>>15621306
Get out.

>> No.15621321
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>>15621310
>He said 'back'

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15621323

>>15621288
>Loen
Yes, this is good. He does good wans.

>> No.15621332

>>15621310
Why is Donald Trump a pokemon?

>> No.15621333

>>15621302
Is this at an Undead Kingdom school?
>Headbutt one of her huge milky tits on the way up, making a little moan escape her lips
It's a wonder how they haven't fugged yet, or the Vampire hasn't had her tits milked by mouth.

>> No.15621336

>>15621332
To Make Pokemon Great Again

The Exeggutor just got 10 Feet Higher

>> No.15621343

Why don't they make a drug that turns yandere monsters into normal monsters

>> No.15621346
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15621346

>>15621306
All the /k/ talk and this post gives me an idea of what faggot you may be.

>> No.15621349

>>15621321
An anime where a woman is allowed to be muscular? How rare. Sauce for the curious?

>> No.15621351

>>15621343
>Why don't they make a drug that makes good monstergirls into shitty monstergirls
Gee, I wonder

>> No.15621352

>>15621343
But why?

>> No.15621354

>>15621346
>filename
What?

>> No.15621357

>>15621333
>Is this at an Undead Kingdom school?
Ahh, man. Imagine how great it would be.

>> No.15621366

>>15621357
It would be crap. The only good Undead girls are Zombies and Liches.

>> No.15621368

>>15621349
Attack on Trains

>> No.15621367

>>15621349
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress. She's a side character.

>> No.15621370

>>15621354
I had canada on my mind when I was naming the file.

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>manually harvesting plants

>> No.15621378

>>15621357
Damn straight it would.
>>15621366
Fuck you dude, there'd totally be Undead versions of existing species too.

>> No.15621380

>>15621307
I can't write lewd for shit, but an interesting detail to keep tucked away is the jumpsuits most operators wore in the 80's and early 2000's have 2-way zippers.

She could get a quickie in the time it would take for everyone else to repack magazines.

>> No.15621383

>>15621370
Why?

>> No.15621384

>>15621257
Saved, thanks for that. You should keep it up.

>> No.15621391

>>15621367
A shame, but I'll still check it out.

>> No.15621392

>>15621357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvtzM8qN_RY
Demon realm schools are better.

>> No.15621393

>>15621366
I'm sure you can ask a lich nicely to conjure up a salt golem for you.

>> No.15621394

>>15621309
That came right out of right field.

>> No.15621399

>>15621378
My point still stands, Monster Girl schools would be awful.

>> No.15621400

>>15621259
I'll try a little more, I've got tendonitis like a son of a bitch.

>A few weeks pass and it's time for a birthday, hers to be specific.
>Her mansion is abuzz with activity as ghoul servants fix up the place and her mother is busy sending out invitations to every family member and friend she can think of, even firing off a letter to your friend's estranged damphir older sister, and decorations of the family crest cut in ruby hang from the ceiling.
>Bowls of chilled blood and uncomfortably similarly colored cherry punch sit side by side while rich tasting foods and mana crystals fill the table.
>Everyone is excited.
>Everyone but your friend that is.
>"This sucks...." she grumbles to you, a shirt reading 'I fought the order and only got this shirt' covering her chest while a pair of brown shorts tries to keep her rear contained.
>The pair of you are sitting on the backdoor steps and killing time until the festivities begin, your childhood friend doing all she can to avoid dressing up in the dress her mother probably picked out for her.
>You shrug and tell her that it could always be worse, recounting how another friend you both share ran into those ushi-lolis when playing a game of capture the flag the took a turn for the worse.
>You re-enact the screams of terror and pleasure as best you can and get a few laughs out of your large chested friend as the noise comes out as a cross between a cat choking on a hairball and an overly enthusiastic porn star.
>The giggles send a few lovely through her breasts but her eyes are, thankfully, shut, preventing you from getting noticed.
>The conversation drifts after that, touching on familiar topics and well trodden discussions that only friends can hold again and again.
>Sadly, your time together draws to a close as a servant informs the "Young Mistress" that it's time for her to dress up, an suppressed groan slipping from her lips as she rises.
>"I'll see you later Anon," she sighs, hauling herself up in a less than graceful manner "Gotta go get sown into a coffin."
>You offer a brief goodbye as well, heading home so you can change and grab the gift for your friend's "Ascendance Day"

>> No.15621405

>>15621392
Naw. Undead gothic aesthetic can't be topped.

>> No.15621420

>>15621384
I'll add it to my pastebin. Glad you liked it

>> No.15621436

What if your Yandere daughter doesn't want you to adopt another monster, how do you get try and get her to want to be a big sis

>> No.15621445

>>15621436
tie her to the radiator

>> No.15621446

>>15621400
Bless you anon.

>> No.15621456

>>15621436
Teach her that you don't always get what you want.

>> No.15621476

>>15621436
adopt a second yandere girl. Two will o wisps.

Go as hard yandere as possible for as long as you can.

>> No.15621493

>>15621436
Rub her nose in 「it」.

>> No.15621501

>>15621476
Maybe they will be fast friends and have a real sisterly bond.

>> No.15621516

>>15621436
Before I answer, are you dicking the daughter?

>> No.15621519

>>15621400
>Skip forward an hour and you're being reminded just how out of your element you are, your khaki pants and polo feeling far outclassed by the elegant dresses, freshly pressed tuxes, and, honest to goodness, suits of plate mail worn by the guests, your friend nowhere in sight.
>A dragon with ashy gray scales converses with a black armored knight while a stern looking man with a cloak bounces a giggling little vampire on his knee, all while you become acutely aware that your friend's impressive cup-size isn't a fluke, her cousins, aunts, and sister making it quite clear that this family's probably never gone with a cup size lower than a D.
>And speaking of sisters, you are quite glad that your friend's had found you as she was the only thing that was fending off a few of the other girls who were looking for a 'quick sip'
>"Honestly, for folks who focus on finery, no one here has any class." the woman sighs, a long, blond ponytail flowing down her back and a wide-brimmed hat sitting atop her head "I mean, I know that aunt Camilla's turned three-hundred but there was no need for her to try and pounce on a friend of Lucy's like that."
>An involuntary shiver crawled down your spine and a tall, pouting woman with silver hair, bloodless white skin, and ruby eyes glared at the damphir next to you, a little huff of irritation pushing her chest out enough that you feared for her corset's life.
>You thank the girl for the assistance but she waved it off with a grin, the brief flash of teeth showing off a two, small, fangs of her own.
>"Just think of it as repayment for all the things you do with my sis, I know how much she hates this crap, has too much of dad in her."
>A small smile touched the blonde's lips at the mention of her father and you suddenly felt supremely uncomfortable as the woman's red eyes were turned to where her father sat, the tall man laughing with a one eye, hook handed man that had arrived with a buff looking wight.
>You were about to run elsewhere when the lights shut off but for one that focused on the staircase, a familiar face in an unfamiliar dress standing at the top.
>"Ladies and gentlemen," a magically enhanced voice boomed as the guests turned to face your friend "Allow me to introduce Luciel Victoria Orland the IIX"

>> No.15621521

>>15621516
No, why would I fuck an adopted daughter?

>> No.15621527

>>15621521
cause she needs semen for sustenance.,

>> No.15621540
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>>15621476
>Not adopting a pseudo-Crabman harem of yandere daughterus
>Shirohebi
>Yandere Nightmare
>Oomukade
>Yandere Siren
>Will-o'-the-Wisp
>Yandere Sea Bishop
>Dark Slime

>> No.15621554

>>15621521
Because they're perfect for that sort of thing.

>> No.15621555
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>>15621501
We can only hope.

>>15621540
This, could also be very fun.

>> No.15621559

>somebody sabotages a phylactery hoping to make the lich lewd
>she becomes confused and starts crying instead because she can't handle the rush of emotions coming back to her

>> No.15621565

>>15621559
Turns out she was abused and that is how she doesn't kill herself

>> No.15621580

>>15620942
Those are examples, but I think you're underestimating how complex it would be to adapt army life for monstergirls. Some of them would have to have modified diets, either with much more food or whatever they get sustenance from. Vampires would be a pain because of how careful people have to be around blood samples. Beds, buildings, clothing, and vehicles would all have to be changed to suit them. Some of them can't do well in certain environments, like yetis in the dessert, so you have to keep that in mind. then you have the ones that can be set of, like those with mating seasons or Holstaurs around red, you would have to plan around those. Lichs and Mindflayers would be the center of debates arguing if what they do should be allowed under the rules of warfare. As mentioned before, rape would be a problem and they would have to be told not to rape the enemy, and hanky-panky with fellow soldiers would cause all sorts of issues. Monsterization would be an issue, with a risk of any women changing, even accidentally. It would be a disaster if a Cursed Sword or Armor attached itself to something more modern, then was picked up by a woman.

Also, if the rumors about the army as true, there would be lots of alps.

>> No.15621587

>>15621527
Can't she have synthetic?
>>15621554
Then why adopt if you plan on fucking

>> No.15621588

>>15621519
Coming along swimmingly!

>> No.15621595

>>15621587
>Then why adopt if you plan on fucking
Because how else would you get a qt loli wife without fucking someone you don't like and having to deal with an infant?

>> No.15621598

>>15621587
>Can't she have synthetic?
no

>> No.15621604

>>15621587
>He hasn't read Usagi Drop

>> No.15621610

>>15621357
>Only boy at an undead school
>The high class undead, like the Vampires and Wights, consider themselves crass things like fighting over you or rape
>The end up in a sort of cold war, where no one's allowed to approach you without the rest of them pressuring her
>They extend this attitude to the rest of the undead as well
>As a result, no one ever approaches you, and they make excuses to leave when you approach them
>Even the teachers give the bare minimum of interaction
>A travelling Tanuki steals you away one night

>> No.15621619

>>15621610
I love undead, I'd stop the Cold War by marrying all

>> No.15621623

>>15621610
>spoiler
Why would you do that anon? The entire next generation of undead elites would hunt her down with no mercy. That poor tanuki would be a drugged out crack whore selling herself on the street within the week. Like, shit.

>> No.15621636

>>15621598
Why not?

>> No.15621644

>>15621636
it doesn't work that way

>> No.15621650

How do you stop a group of monsters from forcing a harem on you

>> No.15621653

>>15621650
Confess your love to a yandere. Yanderes are great at disposing corpses.

>> No.15621657

>>15621650
Depends. How big is this supposed harem?

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>>15621650
You get gud

>> No.15621665

>>15621653
Perfect unless the harem is also yandere, what better way to keep the SLUTS and WHORES away from anon by having a trusted monster with him at all time

>> No.15621668

>>15621650
You tell them this action doesn't have your consent.

>> No.15621672

>>15621650
Stop letting asinine setting rules intrude on your fantasies. That's the secret.

>> No.15621674

>>15621665
>harem is also yandere
Impossible. The harem would self destruct, with only the smartest, swiftest, strongest and most cunning to rise out of the bloodshed. The apex yandere.

>> No.15621676

>>15621384
Here you go anon, pastebinned and all.
http://pastebin.com/2cZVg5ym

>> No.15621679

>>15621674
But friendship between will give them someone to talk about anon with

>> No.15621683

>>15621519
>Polite clapping came from the crowd and your friend descended the stairs with a face devoid of expression, her pale lips painted a bloody red and her crimson eyes just barely focused upon the crowd.
>Her short, golden hair had been styled with a few tiny braids, gems woven within, and a pair of white gloves encased her pale hands, the cloth going so far up her arms that it almost touched her elbows.
> An elegant dress with deep cuts showed off plenty of her pale thighs and the back of it hung from her soft rear, the hem hanging high enough to show off a pair of black stilettos but low enough to avoid looking trashy.
>But the top...Oh Chief God the top!
>The upper part of the dress consisted of little more than a deep V that showed off the entirety of cleavage canyon, a red ruby necklace resting atop it and every subtle swaying of her chest threatening to cause a fashion incident.
>You'd never seen her wear so much as a bikini.
>It went without saying that your jaw had fallen.
>Low music and polite clapping accompanied her as she descended the stairs and you could only imagine the willpower it took her to maintain her image as a cool beauty, her eyes scanning the room locking onto you, if but for a moment.
>Eventually she reached the main floor and found a small microphone in her hand, a deep breath taken to steady her nerves before she spoke.
>"Good evening everyone," your friend said, her tone empty of the usual energy it had "it is my great honor to welcome you all to the day of my ascension from a fledgling vampire to a fully grown member of the court."
>More polite clapping echoed in the room and you could tell that it took all the restraint your friend had to avoid rolling her eyes.
>"As a member of house Orland, I shall be sure to ever stride towards the advancement of our family in the court of the dead an-"
>"Just fire up the music already!"
>A chorus of gasps, and one loud shout of "Grandmother!", met the interruption and the people parted like a sea so that you cloud see a tall, severe looking woman with the distinctive, overly large chest of the family stand from her chair with a glass of ruby wine held in one hand.
>The noblewoman's eyes narrowed at the only one who'd used words, your friend's mother, and sighed as she motioned for the lights to come back on.
>"Oh be quiet Martha, this is the thirtieth time I've had to sit through one of these things and I'm not going to listen to little Lucy force a speech when I could be dancing."
>Your friend's mother looked positively furious but the lights returned and the music began to play, the wide smile and energetic shine in your friend's eyes back on her face, the girl doing her best to wobbily walk towards her great grandmother and lock her in a hug that had...interesting effects on their chests.
>"Thanks Great Grammy," you heard your friend say as she attempted to get cheek to cheek with the family matriarch, "I thought I was going to die up there if I had to keep going."
>"Think nothing of it," was the response that the older woman gave, a warm smile touching her lips "I've heard those speeches enough times that I could go a century more without hearing it again."
>The hug parted, clothing miraculously in place, and your friend took on a worried expression as she eyed her fuming mother.
>"I just hope you didn't make mom too mad, she's looking pretty pis- angry."
>The catch was quick but unnecessary as the great grandmother informed her descendant that "Martha can be as pissed as she wants, I'm not dealing with any more of this up tight crap so long as I live....Besides, you're friend's been waiting all night and Cammy's been looking ofly thirsty."
>Your friend flinched as she remembered your presence and turned a bright red while turning to face you, the girl fidgeting beneath your gaze.
>"So....hey..."

>> No.15621685

>>15621610
>Spoiler
Thank goodness for that. Knowing how dense I can be, I would think that they all hated me.

>> No.15621687

>>15621679
>implying some random sluts could truly understand and appreciate the love she has for anon
>implying any one but her is allowed to love anon so deeply
No. You can't have your shitty yandere harem.

>> No.15621691

>>15621610
>You'll never be a human commoner at an Undead private school.
>You'll only be there because of an "outreach program" meant to bring in human men.
>You'll never be lusted after by an entire class of undead Ojou-sans.
>The chubby Vampire who keeps miming blowjobs when she sees you looking at her.
>The curvy Wight who's always making bedroom eyes at you.
>The pear shaped Lich who you thought was the only "normal" one until she offered to drain your balls dry completely deadpan
>The sporty ghoul who shows off just how dexterous her tongue is every chance she gets
>The hourglass shaped Pharaoh whose hips are well defined thanks to her bellydancing that she constantly tries to seduce you with
>The nerdy Will-o-the-wisp who snickers to herself constantly and secretly takes photos of you to masturbate to
>The busty Jiangshi transfer student whose english is noticeably stilted and is incredibly blunt when it comes to saying she wants to fuck you.
>The CC Dullahan teacher who has on multiple occasions offered to bump your grade up in exchange for sex, even when you had an A+.
I don't know about you guys, but I'd be fucking all of them before the school year was over.

>> No.15621698

>>15621676
LLLuu? Excellent.
>>15621683
A family of tittypires? I'm envious.

>> No.15621702

>>15621687
How about yandere twins with a mental connection

>> No.15621714

>>15621580
>Modified diets
Most Dining Facilities offer gluten-free shit now to those who give a shit.

>Vampires needing blood
I've seen staggering amounts of O-Pos and A-POS get wheeled away in biohazard bags after expiring, we have blood drives every now and then in exchange for time off work, there's no blood shortage here.

>Beds, buildings, clothes, vehicles needing change.
SJWs have already made us bend over backwards to accommodate the opposite gender of our own species, why not an entire species that can actually make us more effective instead of filing false rape accusations to get out of deployments.

>Environmental concerns
You send them to environments that suit them, we're actually pretty good about that.

>Rules of warfare and shit
Go watch "A bad trip to Edgewood" and tell me that we don't like to test the limits and fuck around.

>Rapeyness
We already have that, it's officially the number one concern in the military. Thing is, if an MG is feeling rapey she can just go to an Infantry barracks and go door to door until someone fucks her. If the 3/10 S3 hamgalaxies can do it, why not a supernaturally attractive MG?

>Monsterization issues
You got me there, we'd have to keep MGs and human women separate. Not like we've never done anything similar in the past.

>Living Armor and Cursed Swords modernizing
You'd probably see the most through weapon's maintenance sessions ever outside the 18B course if a Cursed Sword possessed my M4 or Javelin. Cursed Armor would probably just get too hot to wear in most cases, not like we still wear full plate nowadays. Most she could do is possess the trauma plates.

>Alps
You're thinking about the Afghans.

Sure, we'll spoon each other under a woobie to keep ourselves from literally freezing to death, but for the most part we'd rather be with our wives/girlfriends/laptops right about then

>> No.15621723

>>15621674
>Impossible
Three yandere sisters.

>> No.15621726

>>15621565
Dude what the fuck, no.

>> No.15621728

>>15621702
This right here is the pinnacle, especially if their mental connection has them considering themselves a single person.

>> No.15621734

>>15621728
Creepy voice where they say everything at the same time

>> No.15621735

>>15621691
I have an important question. Is this undead kingdom school, perhaps, on friendly terms with the Chaos Faction girls school? Do they have student exchanges?

>> No.15621741

>>15621734
>>15621728
>>15621702
This is just barely tolerable, if only because any attention you give one is equally split between the two.

>> No.15621747

What classes does the Undead school offer

>> No.15621758

>>15621726
Okay then, a lich who, when she was alive, was a girl with a huge obsession for magic. But her family, being the God fearing types, abused her to the point where she took her own life out of desperation in a magical ritual, and was reborn a lich, with the phylactery to act as a barrier and filter against her emotions.
She keeps herself shielded until some kind person comes along, gets close to her, and releases the emotional lock on her phylactery so that after years of dulled senses following a life of despair, she's treated to nothing but love, hope, and affection.

>> No.15621760

>>15621735
Why yes, yes they do.
They just got a few actually, a lewd-as-fuck shoggoth, a haughty yet caring mindflayer, and a pair of busty Dark Priest twins who worship the Demons of Chaos.

>> No.15621763

>>15621734
It's not creepy, it's cute.

>> No.15621770

>>15621747
They honestly wouldn't have a school. Dead people don't grow up and most are far out of schooling age anyway. If they had anything, it would probably be like hobby clubs where people can learn and practice new skills but nothing so organized as a proper school.

So you'd have a rotary club, a yacht club, a zoological society etc, but no Crossbone High

>> No.15621771

>>15621763
Why not both? Creepily cute

>> No.15621779

>>15621758
>being able to achieve lichhood as some angsty teenager

Please. We all know her shame and despair came from being a ninety year old spinster bookworm.

>> No.15621780

>>15621760
dont forget the Dark Matter custodian.

>> No.15621787

>>15621691
I want the Lich and Wight.

>> No.15621788

>>15621747
>Modern history - A study of the eras from the fall of the roman empire onwards. Many contemporary figures are brought in for interviews and first hand accounts of famous battles and leaders
>Ancient history - A study of the eras from prehistory to the rise of rome. Fewer contemporary figures are brought in for interviews and first hand accounts. The lack of primary sources are off set slightly by the faculty head of History, a ancient Mesopotamian vampire.
That's as far as my brain power goes. What are some others?

>> No.15621794

>>15621683
>In keeping with the elegance of the evening, you met the greeting with a "Hey" of your own.
>The matron left you two alone, meeting up with an elderly, smiling man who had a rapier at his hip and a wide hat much like that of your friend's sister.
>More awkward fidgeting ensued unit you finally decided to compliment your friend on her appearance, tinting her cheeks a brilliant crimson color and earning yourself a small "Oh, be quiet...." as she took your hand and pulled you to the dance floor, her eyes on the floor.
>What ensued was something that vaguely resembled a waltz, the two of you dancing at the center of the room while other couples spun around you, nary a word uttered as the pair of you simply enjoyed the moment.
>Classical cords tugged at your heart and a delicious softness pressed against your chest as your childhood friend's breasts were sandwiched between her and you, causing them to look like they were held up by a pushup bra.
>Her hips pressed against you and her head was nestled in the crook of your neck, her eyes half open as the pair of you swayed.
>One song passed and another soon followed it as the night became a blur, your world shrinking into nothing more than the feeling of the girl pressed against you.
>After plenty of dancing the pair of you found a table where conversation was struck with the members of your friend's family, tails of knights, dragons, castles, and miss-delivered pizzas teaching you that they were, by and large, a family just like any other.
>There were doting grandparents, crazy uncles, and aunts that had one drink too many along with a veritable horde of mischievous cousins.
>You swapped tales, enjoyed fine food, and even got to hold the family sword before the night was through, tired, but happy, family members bidding goodbye as they returned home, leaving only you, your friend, and the servants on the floor, her parents having returned to the bedroom to enact some sort of vengeance on the family matron that involved the creation of another heir.
>And just like the night began, you found yourselves sitting on the back steps, happily chatting has the moon hung high in the sky.

>> No.15621803

>>15621779
She's just a magical prodigy.
Or maybe she encountered an old witch outside the village one day, and forced herself as an apprentice upon the magical master, taking up the mantle when she finally died.

>> No.15621810

>>15621794
This is comfy.

>> No.15621829

>>15621788
Let me get in on that modern history class, I want to regale them with the tale of Andrew Jackson.
>Hear your VP's wife and her friends have been shittalking your friend's waifu
>Tell the entire US government to get a handle on their women
>Burn everything to the fucking ground and end all their careers when they don't

>> No.15621832

Always tease teenage tanukies with tickles

>> No.15621833

>>15620934
>inhumanely
I think you mean inhumanly, unless you mean that her blowjob violated the Geneva Convention.

>> No.15621837

>>15621832
Tease them with fake money

>> No.15621845

>>15621832
Every monstergirl should be teased with tickles. Especially if it's the pudgy ones, and especially if it's also while hugging them from behind, incorporating some lewd waist groping.

>> No.15621847

>>15621714
I suppose it shouldn't be too much of trouble feeding the as most have eating habits just like humans. They would just have to offer a bit more variety, increase portions for the bigger ones, and get "fluids" to the ones that need them. But I think you're forgetting the huge variety of monstergirls. There's ones that reach up to belly, and ones that are tall as most basketball players. Ones with o legs and some with lots. Some with no hands, some with paws, some with tentacles, some with hands. Some have wings, other horns. The slimes don't even have spines. That's a lot of work. I know there's plenty of awful things that happen in war but I can't see anyone going "This is a Lich, she's a corpse and going to be your new doctor. Not only will she care for you, but if you die, she can bring you back to life!" Don't think on what this means about the soul and the afterlife, two of the greatest questions of mankind, just be happy that you'll be brought back as a undead and outlive everyone you love. or "This is a Mindflayer. Yes, she can rewrite your memories to make you think what she wants, yes she is a tentacle monster for the deepest depths of the ocean, and yes she does turn men into squids so they can kraken their vaginas. But she's just here to help, so if anything is troubling you, just trust her and let her stick her slimy tentacles into your ear."

Aren't sexual relationships not allowed in the army? That sort of behavior would just create all sorts of unneeded drama

>> No.15621848

>>15621780
You'd have to be attending the Chaos private school for that one. You can't transfer custodians.

>>15621787
Don't forget, both of them are sexually frustrated Ojou-sans.

>> No.15621851

>>15620252
Delinquent Mercs! Working for the highest bidder!

>> No.15621853

Always take classy monsters to small hole in the wall cafes

>> No.15621856

>>15621848
It matters not, I will love the both of them!

>> No.15621861

I'm going to join the Paladin Navy and take the fight to the Monster Girls of the sea!

>> No.15621863

>>15621803
The point of lichhood is you study your whole life to attain it so you then have unlimited time after that for stuff you actually want to study. It's the lifelong tutorial level of badass necromancy. Even a prodigy or magical craziness wouldn't knock down most of a century of study to just a couple years, least of all for some crybaby that's so emotionally frail she killed herself before she even moved out of her parent's house.

You're trying too hard on wanting the cutesy tragic backstory instead of thinking whether it fits what you're talking about. Though that's a real common problem with monstergirls, especially old monsters. People don't really think too much about the monstergirl herself instead of "What's a generic cute anime girl thing I can plug into this slot. Oh, misunderstood teen. That works." It even happens in anime way too much. That's why we have thousand year old lolis acting like eight year olds.

That's more just something I feel needed to be said more than picking on you specifically. It's just a problem that's especially pronounced when people all start talking about undead like regular children compared to something like a werewolf or a lamia that actually is a kid when they look like a kid. It's a crime of missed opportunity more than anything. Ancient sentient corpses are far too interesting in their premise to just treat them like everyday human girls that just happen to be pretty and cold.

>> No.15621866

>>15621861
Be sure to take down the dolphins for me.

>> No.15621869

>>15621691
That Pharaoh is such a cheater. I'd end up falling for her almost instantaneously.
Not sure if I would be able to keep my composure for long enough to tell her, though.

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>>15620401
210 Holstaur pictures and counting.

>> No.15621875

Paladins slowly turning into monsters but still following their orders is cute even if they struggle to wear their plate armor

>> No.15621891

>>15621869
She'd know her plan worked the second she felt your boner press against her ass that one time there weren't enough seats in the car on the school trip and she sat in your lap.
All the other girls were so jealous.

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Mice are for _________.

>> No.15621894

>>15621863
Yeah, can't really argue that. I guess if this magical kid died, she'd probably come back as some ghost, or spirit of regret, rather than as a lich.

That is valid though, I shouldn't be sacrificing sense of an idea for simple cute or healing story factors when that sacrifice loses so much more in terms of interest and potential.

>> No.15621899

>>15621892
tender nuzzling and gentle, heart-pupil sex

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>>15621892
Bullying

>> No.15621903

Don't show Paladins porn with Monstergirls in it, they get angry

>> No.15621906

>>15621900
>Footjob
No wonder she gets bullied with that shit taste.

>> No.15621909

>>15621892
Tying up really tight and making rape to.

>> No.15621911

>>15621900
>Footjob
Say that one more time and I'm making this game life-sized

>> No.15621914

>>15621794
>"And then Aunt Cammy did WHAT?" your friend asked, her head resting in her hands.
>You laughed and informed her as to how the woman had asked to taste "Something fresh" before your friend's sister had stepped in, your laughter not matched by your friend.
>"Honestly, I'd be so pissed if she'd tried to take you..." your friend growled, an open look of anger plastered on her face "Although it probably would've involved Great Grandpappy's sword."
>You laughed and gave her a hearty pat on the back, saying that you were more worried about her popping her top rather than getting munched on by a lonely woman, a familiar pout your reward.
>"Oh please, I had pasties on, it's not like anyone would've said anything."
>The sudden statement almost made you choke, a warmth reaching your cheeks as your friend pulled back the dress to show that she had indeed covered her nipples with small, pale strips.
>You weren't the only one blushing though.
>A second or two passed before your friend let the dress fall back in place, turning to face the moon with a rosy color just barely visible on her cheeks.
>Once again, silence reigned, the pair of you sitting together beneath the stars.
>Your friend fought with her words but eventually, she force something out, her voice wavering the slightest bit.
>"Hey anon...Do you know what we vampires used to do on ascension day?"
>You frowned but stated that it was probably something involving the sucking of blood, a shrug and a nod all you got in response.
>"Well, you aren't wrong," your childhood friend sighed as she lay back, exposing her cleavage again "It used to be that the ascended would drain a guy but now-a-days we just draw some blood from a guy and sip it....unless...Well.."
>You looked at her, watching as she struggled to get the last chunk out.
>"Unless....We had a guy we liked.. Then we could drink from them."
>Oh....
>OOOOOOH.
>Carefully, your friend picked up your hand an put a finger in her mouth, a brief pinprick of pain marking where she pierced the skin.
>It was...Innocent feeling, something akin to a tentative first kiss on the lips.
>She sucked once, twice, and thrice as small droplets of your red blood flowed, her tongue lapping it up with a few small, satisfied sounds.
>And then, it was over as quickly as it began, the finger removed and a happy smile left in its place.
>"You know Anon, you taste pretty good," your friend said as she locked her fingers with yours "I really hope you weren't planning on nabbing some other girl because I don't think I could let you go."
>Your response was a simple kiss on the lips beneath the moon, the rest of your night spent in solitude with a friend.


That's all from me.
Debated lewding it but time and the feeling didn't make me want to do it (now).


I may do a lewd scene tomorrow if I feel like it but, for now, take care anons and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that childhood friends are a best.

>> No.15621917

>>15621892
Hugging because they're your only friend.

>> No.15621922

>>15621900
>footjob
Hello, Paladin? I need help right now!

>> No.15621923
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>>15620401
1294 Winged lizards.

I like to consider this album as part of my hoard.

>> No.15621926
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>>15621900

>> No.15621927

>>15621914
That was great, I like vampire to have average tits, but I loved your story

>> No.15621928

>>15621914
Good work and thanks for the read, instead-of-burning-down-the-thread Anon!

>> No.15621932

>>15621927
>>15621928
No problem, have a good one guys.

>> No.15621933

>>15621914
>Debated lewding it but time and the feeling didn't make me want to do it (now).
I would have made her drink from a place a little more intimate than his finger. You could have cone a cute little bit as she shyly tries to settle in his lap before drinking from his neck/shoulder. That aside though, nice work. Look forward to when you write more.

>> No.15621939

>>15621933
I could've but I'm running dry, getting up at 5am does that to a man.

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>>15621914
>I may do a lewd scene tomorrow if I feel like it but, for now, take care anons and don't burn down the thread.
Well, It'd be a shame if that Vampire didn't put her milky tits to use.

>> No.15621946

>>15621900
I like feet a lot.

>> No.15621948

>>15621698
>Being known
T-thank you Anon

>> No.15621949

>>15621939
Bummer. I'll just imagine it instead. Also, what this anon said. >>15621941

>> No.15621953

>>15621949
>>15621941
Will do.

>> No.15621959

>>15621914
Thank you for this. Lewds would be nice if you feel up to it.

>> No.15621964

>>15621953
Bless you again, anon. Or Penywise if I had to guess due to the presence of lactating Undead.

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>>15621941
Gotta bully dem vampires.

>> No.15621969

>>15621964
Nah, I'm someone far more forgettable.

Anyways, off to bed.

>> No.15621971

>>15621914
So as a reward for not burning down the thread we get stories? Time to put down the Hellhounds and Salamanders.

>> No.15621989

>>15621926
>No pharaoh/anubis who'll doubleteam you by domming you with their feet
>The pharaoh stepping gentle on your face so you can kiss her toes
>The anubis rubbing all over your body with her soft pawpads, tickling your skin with fur while the pharaoh pours a bottle of wine down her thigh so you can drink it from her feet
>Only for them to swap positions to keep things exciting

>> No.15621990

>>15621969
Nighty-night then.

>> No.15621996

>>15621989
But the wine would be all hairy.

>> No.15621997
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What do you reply with when a meme cat says

>When a lady changes her underwear, she leaves the past behind her!

>> No.15622003

>>15621997
Why is there a faggot cat in my house?
Where's my shotgun

>> No.15622004

>>15621989
>No pharaoh/anubis who'll doubleteam you by domming you with their feet

And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.15622006

>>15621892
running experiments on to further science

>> No.15622008

>>15621891
I wouldn't even be thinking about the other girls at that point.
I somehow caught the admiration of a Goddess, who just so happened to be hourglass shaped, who (easily) seduced me via bellydancing, and got real close and teased the hell out of me from sitting in my lap.
That would be too much for me to handle in one day. I'd end up passing out from the excitement.

>> No.15622009

>>15621997

I just ignore her

>> No.15622010

>>15621996
The anubis has her dedicated brusher (you) to make sure that any and all loose furs are brushed away every morning and evening to prevent exactly that.

>> No.15622011

>>15621997
What the fuck does that even mean

God "memecats" are shit

>> No.15622017

>>15621953
Also, I hope you pastebin it.

>> No.15622018

>>15622010
Still gross. Can't I just drink it from her thigh?

>> No.15622019

>>15622006
What sort of experiments? Testing magical potions?

>> No.15622023

>>15621997
I... don't get it. Is "past" some euphemism or pun related to underwear?

>> No.15622024

>>15622003
Jesus christ anon, be careful, she might meme you to death or something!

Just humor her or something and be safe.

>> No.15622029

>>15622024
I have built up a meme immunity

>> No.15622041

>>15622024
Wouldn't being around this site for long enough pretty much inoculate a person against death by meme?

>> No.15622042

>>15622011
They're literally a meme from /monster/ that somebody pushes here. Where did you think all the memecat meme art comes from? Because it ain't here.

>> No.15622045

>>15622004
You don't want to be subjected to the pleasures given to you by a literal walking goddess and her god-descended aide? Both with delicious brown skin, beautiful bodies, seductive figures, and inhumanly pretty faces?
Are you some kind of homo?

>>15622018
If you really must. You can kneel down and drink it from the anubis' thigh while she traces the claws of her raised foot over your bare abdomen.
Then the pharaoh can hug her from behind and use one foot to gently rub your dick through the fabric of your pants.

>> No.15622046

>>15622023
She's being literal. She changes men like she changes underwear. Her analogy is weak though since you don't wear two pairs of underwear at once.

Fucking meme cunts

>> No.15622056

>>15621723
Living the fucking dream.

>> No.15622060

>>15622019
hey, if you want to think of novel opioids as magic potions then more power to ya

but the mice are always sacked at the end

>> No.15622062

>>15622042
It kills me that there are people that seriously want to fuck this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA

If it were turned into a girl and catered to their monstergirl fetish. You could do way better if you want to hatefuck something smug and obnoxious.

>> No.15622092

>>15622062
I remember seeing this, haha holy fuck the cringe.
>"Mmm. These chicken drumsticks. Never gonna give you up."

>> No.15622093

>>15622042
I prefer smugcats to memecats.
Though Smug Cheshires who are embarrassed of their memer phase when they were 12 are fun for the teasing potential.

>> No.15622103

>>15621997
Your Memes End... Here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmQxXPOMMY

>> No.15622153

I want to make calamari from the corpse of an eldritch qt's abusive onii-chan.

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>> No.15622175

>>15614499
I ask her if i can see her giving birth.

>> No.15622179

>>15622167
Absolute trash, you should.be ashamed of yourself anon.

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>>15621997

"You know, there was this foxy lady who gave me her number at the bus station the other day. I think I'll give her a call. What do you think?"

>> No.15622210

>>15622167
That's a crazy tan.

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>>15622179
She just wants the B, anon.

>> No.15622215

>>15622167
>wanwan in latex leotard
neato!

>> No.15622220

>>15622167
>Soft tan lolifox in a onepiece with a sweater collar

Time to dick until the mattress springs are all broken.

>> No.15622223

>>15622212
The bingo? Yeah, I have no luck with my numbers either.

>> No.15622224

>>15622220
I'll set aside my hatred of Loli to question why the fuck you didn't spring for a Memory Foam mattress for maximum comfy.

>> No.15622225

>>15622167
>Brown, bottom-heavy, swimsuit wearing squishy foxloli with tanlines
Yeesh, that's a mouthful.

>> No.15622226

>>15622167
I want to give her progressively smaller swimsuits till you can chart her past based on her layered tanlines.

>> No.15622228

>>15622224
>hatred of loli
Don't touch me you filthy casual.

Also, the mattress I own is pretty old, but even for having springs, it's pretty comfortable.
Maybe in a couple of years I'll get a new memory foam one, and have my mind blown away.
Waterbeds are the best for purely having sex on top of, though.

>> No.15622231

>>15622215
Foxes don't go wan-wan, retard.

>> No.15622232

>>15622231
Yes anon, they kinda do.

>> No.15622241

>>15622231
Foxes make lots of noises.

>> No.15622245

>>15622167
I want to vigorously pet the mini-mofu.

>>15622232
They also sound like someone is being murdered at times. At least red foxes do. They let out what sounds like screaming.
And that's not really innuendo. But hey, you can take it that way.

>> No.15622253

>>15622241
then, what does the fox say?

>> No.15622254

>>15622223
And bingo was her name... oh

>> No.15622261

>>15622241

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n7Xm8jfqyw

I'd still take a kitsune in a heartbeat

>> No.15622268

>>15622228
Waterbeds leak though

>> No.15622282

>>15622268
Then get a slimegirl bed instead.
Another advantage of that is that you can fuck inside the bed, too. Or it can get all sticky and bind your bedmate so they can't move.

>> No.15622287

>>15622282
Or just fuck the bed.

>> No.15622303

>>15622232
They go kon-kon.

>> No.15622319

>>15622261
What I'd like to see is a kitsune who's less kemonomimi.
So one who has fur on her forearms and lower legs that makes her look like she's perpetually wearing black gloves and thigh-high socks

>> No.15622331

How do you get a hiki kiki to improve herself

>> No.15622332
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>>15622319
I have precisely one relevant picture.

>> No.15622335

>>15622331
HOT. DICKINGS.

>> No.15622337

>>15622332
It's a start, but no natural thigh-highs is a shame.

>> No.15622341

Do you think there's a succubus out there that acts like uncle rukus?

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>>15622319
I wish Mono would do more with this design.

>> No.15622348

>>15622331
Deny any dickings until she straightens up. Clean her room? That's a dicking. Take a shower and freshen herself up? That's a dicking. Get out and get a job? Oh you better believe that's a dicking.

>> No.15622378

>>15622341
Acts like a zealous paladin? Full of ironic self hatred?

>Doctor says ive got the slutty-demo-blueberritis.

>> No.15622385

>>15622341
>It says I'm 102% Monster, with a 2% margin of error.

>> No.15622397

>>15622341
How would a MGE version of "dont trust them new niggas" go?

>> No.15622421

>>15613656
Thanks, Doc.

>> No.15622435
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15622435

What shenanigans would your MG daughteru get into?

>> No.15622436

>No CC succubus that researches the uses of dark matter

>> No.15622441

>>15622435
How did she get in there

>> No.15622447

>>15622441
A chesire cat teleported her in there as a prank.

>> No.15622448

>>15622436
Would you believe I read "dark matter" and thought of khepri acting like suicide bombers?
Granted its been done before the that pink angel but still.

>> No.15622451

>>15622447
That sure is rude, I hope her cheshire momma grounds her

>> No.15622453

>>15622435
Can't she just break the postbox open?

>> No.15622454

>>15622453
That's a felony.

>> No.15622459
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How about a salamander that gets the guy she likes weapons?

>> No.15622462 [SPOILER] 
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It's late at night. Time to post spooky waifus.

>> No.15622464

>>15622459
I'll accept the weapons if she wears her damn shirt properly!

>> No.15622474

>>15622459
But I don't know how to fight, I like pacifism

>> No.15622488

>>15622474
A salamander would never like a pacifist

>> No.15622490

>>15622435
Unfortunately, any of my daughterus from any of my preferred monstergirls, would probably be wildly bratty and out of control.

The magical ones, would abuse unstable magic for petty delinquency. The beastlike ones, would probably wreck my house daily.

>>15622436
Dark Matter isn't that mysterious. You could literally just ask them about their properties

>> No.15622494

>>15622459
Has she withstood pain to make many weapons?

>> No.15622506

>>15622488
You're telling me that a Salamander would not husbando Vash the Stampede?

>> No.15622513

>>15622490
Not really about the mystery, more of a "think outside the box" research of what else it can do

>> No.15622518

>>15622494
Yes, but those hands, will never hold anything

>> No.15622522

>>15622462
Gonna read her diary.

>> No.15622526

>>15622513
>Lich Johnson here. If you're feeling horny after entering this room, it's because we've saturated it with Dark Matter secretions. Don't mind any feelings of degeneracy and just keep testing, if any side effects manifest we'll... hey! Stop that! This is a science facility, not... oooh.
>Zoom the cameras.
That kind of research?

>> No.15622534

>>15622522
Good luck finding all the pages!

>> No.15622535

>>15622526
Both that and the nonsexual kind yes

>> No.15622536

>>15622462
Those are the only kind of waifus I know. Im addicted to monstrous monstergirls.

>> No.15622546

>>15622518
I don't want a girl thats the bone of her sword

>> No.15622550

>>15622534
It'll be easy!

>> No.15622558
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15622558

Alps are for _______

>> No.15622565

>>15622558
Is that new?

I wanna fondle those hips.

>> No.15622567

>>15622558
Fisting like common Harpies!

>> No.15622570

>>15622462
It's late at night, and I'd rather think about having a little loli anubis to care for. To keep her sitting on my lap, sleeping peacefully away while I waste the night reading manga and posting here.

>> No.15622573

>>15622558
That thing used to be a boy?

>> No.15622579

>>15622558
Relentless teasing.

>> No.15622581

>>15622573
It's a rule 63 version of .less monsterboy. He made a girl version so he can still post it and be relevant without the thread shouting him down.

But faggots keep calling it an alp like they want the /d/ crowd in here as soon as possible, so nothing's really changed for the better there.

>> No.15622584

>>15622581
>the /d/ crowd
As someone who frequently goes to /d/, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Alps are from MGE. There's nothing controversial about them.

>> No.15622586

>>15622581
I see. Well its a cute girl either way.

>> No.15622590

>>15622584

"It used to have a dick" isn't controversial either, because I mean, Fox News still shows Ann Coulter

>> No.15622595

>>15622584
Genderbender is a /d/ topic. Or /lgbt/ if you want to talk about your tranny fantasies.
It being from MGE is no excuse to justify alpposting, especially when you consider that the siths are also from MGE. Do we still post those here?
No, because they're fucking furries, and act as magnets to them in the same way.

>> No.15622602

>>15622558
Ignoring.

>> No.15622608

>>15622595
So's squidpanty transformations and MC/Hypnosis but man you guys just can't shut up about mindflayers.

>> No.15622614

I love bats they are nice monsters I can't think of a single bad thing

>> No.15622617

>>15622614
Rabid with love, and prone to powdering their nose?

>> No.15622620

>>15622573
That thing used to be this guy.
http://i.imgur.com/MOeFCuO.png

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>>15622595
You're fighting a battle you cannot win.
>>15622614
Did you know bats purr? They're wonderful creatures.

>> No.15622624

>>15622608
Difference is neither of those things are going to attract literal faggots to the threads.

>> No.15622625

>>15622608
A decent chunk of MGE is /d, people just push alps to a nauseating degree sometimes

>> No.15622628

>>15622617
So Eskimo Kisses are a thing?
>>15622622
Purring and flight how amazing

>> No.15622636

>>15622620
Meh. Ive seen worse donutsteels.

The girl is far cuter of course.

>> No.15622644 [DELETED] 

>>15622622
Fuck you, I'll make the anti-yuri posters look calm and reasonable when I tell alp-posters to fuck off.
If you want to fuck your best male friend, post all the greentext fantasies you like on /y/.

>> No.15622645

>>15622624
uh oh, your waifu confessed her length and girth to you via snapchat and or tumblr what do?

>> No.15622648

>>15622608
What >>15622624 and >>15622625 said. Alpfaggots are just so fucking insufferable, and this comes from someone that likes R63 stuff.

>> No.15622655

When you fight paladins see to it that you don't become one yourself

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>>15622644
But I don't even like Alps. I just want to make YOU mad. This is personal, you see. I was going to go through today without a single mention of the damn things, but now that you've shown your emotional weakness towards them, you leave me no choice but to bait you into anger.

>> No.15622657

>>15622622
>Did you know bats purr?
I for one did not know that. That's actually some interesting new info to learn.

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Alps did nothing wrong

>> No.15622659

Would you marry a succubus raised by an Alp?

>> No.15622660 [DELETED] 

>>15622656
So you're admitting to shitposting and baiting.

Alpfags, everyone.

>> No.15622662 [DELETED] 

>>15622657
Bats are needy creatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nca0olUIfbE
>>15622660
You started it, but you won't admit it.

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I would like to make a dragon submit by molesting her tail.

>> No.15622665

>>15622658

well, technically they don't really have to *do* anything to exist, so there's your
>(you)

>> No.15622666

There is literally nothing wrong with Alps.

>> No.15622667

>>15622658
Neither did Siths, but its fun to hate things. Human anguish sustains us.

>> No.15622668

>>15622663
Does that even work on Dragons? Seems like a weakness for inferior creatures, like Lamias.

>> No.15622671

>>15622667
Like the old people in that one franken fran chapter?

>> No.15622678

What monster girl would go well with loners?

>> No.15622682

>>15622678
Matango.

>> No.15622683 [DELETED] 

>>15622662
>That fucking massive speaker backfire at the end

Think Im having a stroke.

>> No.15622686

>>15622678
Dormouse.

>> No.15622688 [DELETED] 

>>15622683
Little batty snorted into the mic?

>> No.15622689

>>15622667
>Neither did Siths
They're fucking furries.

>> No.15622690

>>15622668
It could work on anything if you know how to rub it
>>15622678
warerabbit

>> No.15622693

>>15622678
Kobolds.

>> No.15622697

>>15622688
Sounds more like someone crossed speaker wires and blew it all up.

>>15622689
They didn't ask to be, they're just drawn that way.

>> No.15622703

>>15622689
It's strange that the Japanese just sees kemono as just another fetish, but it's a taboo topic in the west.

>> No.15622705

>>15622663
>You will never escape a dragon by molesting her tail and stunning her with pleasure
>She will never track you down and awkwardly ask you to do it again.

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Would you let your daughter interact with human girls?

>> No.15622725
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15622725

>all the alp hate
Just because they used to have a dick doesn't mean they can't become fine, big tittied succubi later on. And in the end, what really sets apart a end stage alp from a full blown succubus aside from the whole "once had some twig and berries"?

>> No.15622727

>>15622703
Fanbases, anon
>>15622724
Depends on the human girls.

>> No.15622731

>>15622724
Don't see why not.

>> No.15622735

>>15622725
I'm insecure about my sexuality and I'm scared I'll start to suck dicks uncontrollably if I'm presented with this kind of material, please stop posting triggering things.

>> No.15622736

>>15622703
That's because the Japanese just want to fuck furries, and they're cool about it. It's just a normal fetish.

The westerners, however, they want to BE furries and are insufferably obnoxious about it. It's another 'it's muh identity!' shitshow.

>> No.15622739

>>15622724
What is she even?

>> No.15622740

>>15622724
only if they don't monsterize the human

>> No.15622741

>>15622739
Onryo.

>> No.15622743
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15622743

Does Alma count as a monster girl?

>> No.15622746

>>15622703
Because kemono doesn't have all the autism, fursuit wearing, literal shit-flinging, public gimpsuit-wearing, piss-filled diaper fetishising that the furry amalgamation in the west does.

>> No.15622747

>>15622703
It's the fanbase that made furries so irritating. Just like with the MLP fanbase. If it were a matter of most of them just liking their fringe shit and keeping it to themselves, it wouldn't be a problem. But they have to be loud and spam their shit everywhere,

>> No.15622748

>>15622724
Only if I knew the parents well enough and they wouldn't mind an accidental monsterization or new 'unexplained' lewd behavior. I don't want to ruin any lives or relationships, you know.

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>>15622725
>Just because they used to have a dick doesn't mean they can't become fine, big tittied succubi
Then post actual big tittied Succubi instead of worshipping something over the fact it used to have a fucking penis you faggot.
>>15622735
>Disliking [X] thing means you're closeted and actually like it
I don't get it.

>> No.15622751

>>15622659
There is nothing wrong with a Succubus raised by an Alp

>> No.15622758

>>15622740
>Succubus daughter comes home with another succubus that's actually her friend
>"daddy! I accidentally did the thing!"

>> No.15622760

>>15622740
>>15622748
What the hell are your daughterus that they could accidentally monsterize a human?

>> No.15622761

>>15622736
>>15622746
>>15622747

The furry fanbase (along with all the other sonic/fnaf/mlp/undertale fanbases) is just a completely foreign concept to me, We don't have freaking associations for these things in my country.

Then again I live in an ultra-conservative mooslem country and anyone who wears a fursuit in public would probably be stoned.

>> No.15622762

>>15622746
>>15622747
Most unfortunate thing is, there are people in this thread that've attempted to push for the acceptance of the Siths and other furries like Polt or Luz.

>> No.15622764

>>15622743
From that angle she looks like she has the proportions of a jelly baby. Or SCP-173.
Something with a really long neck, and a really dumpy body.

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>>15622764
Is this any better?

>> No.15622775

>>15622758
We're getting sued aren't we
>>15622760
Ushi with a nosebleed

>> No.15622777

>>15622735
The Reluctant Alp

>> No.15622778
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15622778

>>15622758
>"you did the thing, darling? how was it!"

>> No.15622784

>>15622761
Small mercies, I suppose. Count yourself lucky you don't live in a country that has to deal with shit like this:

http://imgur.com/gallery/qcPC8
http://imgur.com/gallery/mkBay

>Load 102 more images
>Load 94 more images

There's a reason one of these cons were once the target of a fatal gas attack.

>> No.15622786

>>15622760
She's just a Kobold, but she knows a lot more about sex and being lewd than a normal Kobold. Chances are that she'd never monsterize anybody, but with our family relationship I don't want to take any chances.

>> No.15622790

>>15622778
This guy was the one constant redeeming factor in Legend of Korra.

>> No.15622791

>>15622740
>>15622758
>>15622775
Its OK I think they make a cream for that

>> No.15622798

>>15622791
If they made something that would temporary turn a monster back into human how many monsters would be addicted to it

>> No.15622799

>>15622791
>Cream that acts as an insulator to demonic energy
>Accessories that act as a lightingrod to it as well, keeping it from entering and affecting the body

Neat idea.

>> No.15622801

>>15622790
whats wrong with korra? (never got round to it)

>> No.15622805

>>15622801
Everything.

>> No.15622806

>>15622761
>We don't have freaking associations for these things in my country.
Consider yourself lucky on that.

>>15622762
>people in this thread that've attempted to push for the acceptance
And they thankfully get told to take their shit and fuck off. Liking it is fine, for all I care. But it being accepted here could end inviting the worst of them to show up at the gates. It may be a bit of a slippery slope mentality and I'll accept there is a bit of an overlap between MG's and furries, but there is a line that shouldn't be crossed here and I'd rather err on the side of caution.

>> No.15622808

>>15622798
corruption nutcases.
could actually make one hell of a ushi story

>> No.15622809

>>15622784
ANON NO

>> No.15622810

>>15622799
What happens when the anti demonic energy earrings absorb too much?

>> No.15622815

>>15622808
She just wants to be Human and not feel the urges again

>> No.15622816

>>15622810
let out a beeping sound that their full and you go and buy new ones

>> No.15622817
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15622817

Which monstergirls have the most exotic eyes?

>> No.15622819

>>15622790
Agreed. He's the one that kept me watching.

>>15622801
Korra is really rushed, so it ended up leaving many unsatisfied with the plot. While last airbender had plenty of deus ex machinas, korra brought that up to eleven.

Not by any means bad, Korra's effects are significantly better than airbender's (just compare the water benders in both), but plot is just lacking, it could have been as good if the team were given more time to develop.

>> No.15622821

>>15622786
No offense KDF but I wouldn't want you or your kid anywhere near mine.

>> No.15622823

>>15622801
It's not as good as Last Airbender, which I suppose is a given and an unfair comparison, but as the seasons went on, the writers were bending more and more to their Tumblr fanbase. It concluded in basically forcing Korra to be a lesbian in the most hamfisted way possible.

I'd say it's still mostly worth a watch. Season 1 and 3 are the best, 2 and 4 are kind of meh. Also the final battle of season 3 was a real letdown for me, in the same way that the final fight against Fire Lord was in Last Airbender.

>> No.15622826

>>15622821
don't worry she is home schooled in the subject of sex

>> No.15622830

>>15622817
Exotic eyes are so underrated

I vote Queen Bee from the EMG game

>> No.15622831

>>15622810
They convert demonic energy into normal energy when they reach 90% capacity, emitting light, then heat in much higher quantities of energy to keep from exceeding capacity.
At that point, you need to take them off and touch them to a magic earthing point, so all the demonic energy can flow out of them, back into the earth as ambient magic.

>> No.15622833

>>15622801
What >>15622823 said. Book 1 and 3 is great. Book 4 is "okay, not bad" and Book 2 is terrible.

You'll be watching Korra mostly for Amon on book 1 and Varrick everywhere else. The latter single-handedly carried the entire sequel.

>> No.15622835

>>15622819
>>15622823
Do decent but the flaws drag it down to average?

>> No.15622838

>>15622821
That's fine anon, she has plenty of other friends to hang out with!

>> No.15622839

>>15622659
A succubus raised by an alp would be best-girl tier.
Gets all the benefits of alp-dom (that is, knowing EXACTLY what boys like) without the crippling downside of making her lover technically gay.

>> No.15622841

>>15622835
So*

>> No.15622847

>>15622835
Somewhere you describe, yes. It's excellent enough to keep you watching once you start it, with probably some sprinkles or handfuls of disappointment here and there.

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>>15622830
Queens red compounds are rather hypnotic

>> No.15622856

>>15622815
That is sad, I bet if she doesn't get her fix she transforms back in a less that pleasant process

>> No.15622858
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15622858

How villainous do you want your waifu?
Would you heal her rage or fuck on the ashes of your enemies?

>> No.15622861

>>15622858
As villainous as a waitress

>> No.15622863

>>15622858
I want the demon lords ambitious vizier. That evil.

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15622865

If only her ear and hair colors matched.

>> No.15622870

>>15622833
The Red Lotus and the fights against them in Book 3 were pretty great though. And Zaheer was intimidating as fuck. You dreaded the outcome of a situation every time he appeared.

>>15622835
Yeah, pretty much.
Actually thinking about it, one thing Korra did well was dispelling plot armour and having actual threat within the series.
I don't want to say it was darker than the Last Airbender, but LoK is leaning less over into a gentler fantasy than TLA. You got the feel that characters could actually die, that bad guys could actually win, and that Korra wasn't assured to win every time you saw her in a fight. Quite the opposite, really.
Basically, one thing which exists in LoK are VERY effective countermeasures against the Avatar. To the bad guys, it's no longer an untouchable, godlike state of being, but a very powerful force which also has very crippling weaknesses to take advantage of.

That, I think, is one thing which LoK did better than TLA.

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15622871

Would you a plain snek?

>> No.15622874

Making a monster happy is a noble goal

>> No.15622876

>>15622871
I don't see why not, venom isn't important

>> No.15622883

>>15622870
Ah yes, him as well.

Zaheer is powerful to the point that he's literally a villain with "main character plot armor". Becoming an airbender in just a day, then proceeds to 'vacuumbend' to kill the empress of Ba Sing Se, then learnt how to fly when no other airbender has done that in 200 years.

Even after Book 3 he's still intimidating.

>> No.15622889

daughterus should be kept on leashes.

>> No.15622892

>>15622858
She could genocide mainland China and I would praise her for her ability to accomplish such a large task.

>> No.15622894

>>15622835
No. It's flat bad. What it had was a ton of promise that it completely squandered.

Like it has decent budget put into the fights right? But all the various distinct types of eastern martial arts from the original series get tossed for bland modern MMA that's pure efficiency and no style. This makes the fights boring as fuck, to the point where they're mostly punching elements.

The characters act retarded all the time, and the worst part is villains with decent points getting completely glossed over because apparently anything a bad guy thinks is automatically discredited because he's a bad guy.

I watched it all the way through to the end, but honestly the whole thing is just a miserable exercise in disappointment. They keep your expectations up just enough to keep you watching and then let you down every time.

The porn is fantastic though

>> No.15622896

>>15622883
Zaheer did nothing wrong, Eska was the best girl and Kovira needed dick badly.
I have spoken.

>> No.15622901

>>15622896
>Kovira needed dick badly.
She was getting it though. The problem was it was attached to the pussy son of the mother figure she despised.

>> No.15622904

When will Lizards rise up and help the men

>> No.15622905

>>15622901
Real dick, good dick. Not pussy-dick.
>>15622904
>fingersnapping intensifies

>> No.15622908

>>15622901
Was that the one with the Skrillex haircut?

Fuck, that was really bad. What were the creators thinking when they designed that character?

>> No.15622910

>>15622904
The same time the crab people do.

>> No.15622911

So is YBA truly and eternally ded? I was enjoying Vengeance and Meat&Metal.

>> No.15622912

>>15622908
Same thing they were thinking when they did it again for the new Voltron Which is a pretty good show so far suprisingly

>> No.15622915
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>>15622908
Really don't see anything wrong with her.

>> No.15622917

>>15622911
Just be patient
There are a lot of writers here that update slow

>> No.15622921

>>15622911
YBA is never truly dead. He's just like an old one who awakes to post a story or an update and then slumber again.

>> No.15622922

>>15622915
No, not Kuvira. I'm talking about Huan.

>> No.15622926

>>15622724
I don't see any humans in that picture

>> No.15622928

>>15622917
Well he was updating pretty often to begin with, but then it became months and now it's almost a year since he was seen last

>> No.15622930

Make sure you tuck your daughteru in

>> No.15622931

>>15622926
Brutal.

>> No.15622933

>>15622928
He's been here a couple of months ago, confirming he's still with us.

>> No.15622939

>>15622928
He posted some updates and some new story previews in May.

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>>15619288
So does anyone have anything to say about this?

>> No.15622954

>>15622939
Got links? All I saw was a short update to Vengeance on his pastebin that the Wordpress says was posted last September.

>> No.15622956

Would you let a bunch of Japanese bees hug you

>> No.15622961

>>15622956
God no.

>> No.15622965

>>15622956
No, I would rather a queen bubble, they look fuzzy as fuck

>> No.15622970

>>15622965
>a queen bubble
The hell is a queen bubble?

>> No.15622973

>>15622970
I meant bumble, as in a bumble be
sorry

>> No.15622975

>>15622973
>a bumble be
Let's try that again, when you're sober.

>> No.15622977

>>15622956
that would kill you

>> No.15622983

>>15622865
Still the best fox.

>> No.15622988

>>15622975
I'm fine, its this blasted keyboard.
I just wanted to talk about bumble bees

>> No.15622990

>>15622954
Vengeance got a few thousand word update then. The other story previews were another ten thousand or so words apiece, but they were posted guest like all the preview stuff always is, like the alternate route info previews for Vengeance. They're probably lost unless somebody saved them. One was a gladiator story and the other one was about some guy in an old military installation.

>> No.15622996

>>15622988
Where I live, there has been some trouble with wasps because summer started too early, the queens are gone and now all the workers are flying round with nothing to do but sting shit. This includes poor bumble bees who happen to cross their path. It's been a bloody massacre, anon. I just want to cuddle fluffy Bumble Bee Girls.

>> No.15623002

>>15622996
What a nightmarish situation. Like a bee hell on earth.

>> No.15623009

I want a kakuen maid

>> No.15623016

>>15623009
>Not putting her in a suit so you can have a monkey butler.
Fool!

>> No.15623019

>>15623009
Me too.

>> No.15623026

>>15623016
But women cant be butlers.

>> No.15623032

>>15623026
What about sheep butler

>> No.15623034

>>15623026
If maid guy is allowed to exist then I want my female monkey butler!

>> No.15623044

>>15623009
I want a Kraken maid.

>> No.15623045

Cuddle the Kakuen.

>> No.15623054

>>15622863
Would you wear a silly hat?

>> No.15623064

>>15623044
Maids with tentacles are the best, they can do so many tasks at once!

>> No.15623081

Could a Yandere mindflayer maker herself no longer Yandere for her crush

>> No.15623082

>>15623081
What, like stick her tentacles in her ears and flay herself?

>> No.15623088

>>15623081
Yes. Even the profile says that they flay themselves all the time. The scary thing is they would probably flay themselves to be more yandere though. My love isn't pure enough. I still think about other things than him sometimes. I should think of nothing but my love for him!

>> No.15623093

>>15623081
Just flay the crush

>> No.15623103

>>15623081
She could, but I'm not sure she would

>>15623082
Like all >>15623088 said, they do it all the time, hell she is doing it in her profile picture

>>15623093
That's what she would most likely do

>> No.15623107

>>15623081
she would flayer herself to be less yandere but the moment her crush loves her a secret code word activates and all her yandere memories come back

>> No.15623115

Would monstergrils even bother to take the poo to the loo

>> No.15623132

>>15623115
Go away /pol/

>> No.15623133
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The plot thickens! This shit actually has a plot?! For your perusal, should you deign to read it, I present Alp Adventures - Chapter 16 (Part 2).

And holy crap, I didn't think I'd end up writing so much for this 'arc' that I'd actually end up having to go for more than 2 'parts'.

>> No.15623138

>>15623133
forget something, anon?

>> No.15623139

>>15623133
??????????

>> No.15623140

>>15623115
Girl don't poop.
>>15623133
>no link
You have failed me again, Executus.

>> No.15623142

Alps can introduce you to her friends as a great wingman

>> No.15623144

>>15623115
designated raping streets

>> No.15623145

>>15623133
>Virgin Hunter
How frightful.

>> No.15623146

>>15623133
>>15623138
>>15623139
>>15623140

http://pastebin.com/32fpt3Sd
Fuck, I'm tired.

>> No.15623167

Alices are useless just find a loli succubi

>> No.15623173

>>15623146
Can you space these a little differently? It gets tiresome to read walls of text like this.

>> No.15623181

>>15623167
>every time you dick your Alice she insists on playing Foreigner - It Feels Like The First Time

>>15623173
You mean like spacing the lines

Like

this?

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15623187

I want to let my daughteru go out to play with other little monstergirls
I want to have fun with the other dads and relax at a park and drink beer while we all keep an eye on our daughters
I want to walk home with my daughter hand in hand where we great my wife/her mom after she just got back from a nice get together with the girls playing bunko
I want to talk about what we both did and then tuck my daughter into bed
I want to pass out in my wife's warm embrace
I want to wake up to daughter having a bad dream
I want to comfort daughter and let her cuddle between me and wife
I want to wake up to all of use snuggling happily
I want to get out of bed and make breakfast for all of us, and then bring those nice bed trays and cuddle and eat in bed while we watch a show we all like

>> No.15623191

>>15623181
No, that''s even worse. I mean make shorter paragraphs and space the paragraphs

Like

this.

>> No.15623194

Would fancy contacts be part of monoeye fashion?

>> No.15623198

>>15623194
>quirky colored contact lenses
Seems lame enough for them.

>> No.15623199

>>15623191
Sure, I can do that. This new excerpt was actually worse at first before I went back over it and made more paragraphs out of larger ones. So yeah, it's something I'll work through.

>> No.15623202

>>15623187
And I want to drop a holy bomb on all of you.

>> No.15623206

>>15623199
>someone taking my advice
Hahahaha! Yes! Dance monkey dance!

>> No.15623207

>>15623146
I'm glad you decided to continue the story. I like it.

>> No.15623209

>>15623198
they could be cool instead of lame

>> No.15623213

>>15623209
No they couldn't.

>> No.15623214
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15623214

H-Hey Anon want to join the science club?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLTNFo6Ib2A

>> No.15623221

>>15623214
Last time I was asked to join the Science Club was in Discipline. Fucking unfinished piece of shit wouldn't let me.
The answer is yes. SCIENCE, BITCH!

>> No.15623224

>>15623214
Science Rules

>> No.15623227

>>15623213
what if they lit up or she could think and image onto her eye

>> No.15623229

>>15623206
>Dance monkey dance!
B-but all I can do is that lame white boy dance!

>>15623207
Thank you. I'm happy to hear that people actually like reading my crap. When I can dredge up the motivation to write, I do actually enjoy doing this story. Trying to make it a combination of silly humor, smut, and plot is kinda fun.

>> No.15623237

>>15623227
Well then she'll walk into lampposts, with sexy results!
>>15623229
>lame white boy dance
You gonna get served, son!

>> No.15623241
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15623241

>>15623206
Monkeys are silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df6Rfsi6zSY

>> No.15623242

>>15623227
Eye would love a monoeye without her needing fancy contacts, thought ones that make her eye all white are cool

>> No.15623251

>>15623237
>You gonna get served, son!
Not if I draw on my inner Carlton!

And to make this post more thread related, which MG could best do and be appropriate for doing the Carlton dance? I'll go with a hikki gazer since oomukade would look downright creepy trying to do it.

>> No.15623257

>>15623251
Mukades dancing when?

>> No.15623265

>>15623241
But that's why they're so great.

That and their big Kakuen butts.

>> No.15623268

>>15623257
>she tries to dance to music
>she's off beat and all her legs are doing odd movements with no coordination
>ends up looking like some kind of voodoo dance like from Korean Zombie Desk Car
>"A-a-am I doing it right???"

>> No.15623275

>>15623265
I hear that the bigger, more spankable a Kakuen's butt is, the greater her standing among her peers.

>> No.15623276

>>15623268
I'd ask her to dance me the dance of her people.

>> No.15623281

>>15621847
Most of these things depend on how long we've had MGs in our universe.

Sexual relationships are allowed but the sexual harassment policy will throatfuck you if the female decides to cry rape for any reason.

>> No.15623286
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>>15621391
Also includes this qt half-zombie.

>> No.15623288

>>15623268
Time to call in the Aspara to show her how it's done!

>> No.15623293

>>15623288
>Oomukade bellydancer

>> No.15623297

>>15623286
How can someone be half zombie?

>> No.15623299

>>15623297
By being an Undead who still has Humanity left, duh.

>> No.15623310

>>15622912
I feel the need to chime in here and say dear fucking god do I love the new Voltron. Can't wait for Season 2 to go live.

>> No.15623315

>>15623286
*demicorpse

>> No.15623319
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USE ME TO PAINT ONE OF YOUR FRENCH WIGHTS!

>> No.15623321

>>15623297
It's a weird plot-point in the show. The basic gist seems to be having your body infected by the zombie virus, but then strangling yourself to stop the infection from successfully reaching the brain. If done right, it gives one a super-human zombie body, while keeping the human mind intact.

In this setting though the zombies crave blood, and the half-zombies begin to degenerate mentally if a similar thirst is not kept sated, adding in an element of vampirism too.

>> No.15623327

>>15623321
I can dig it.

>> No.15623333

>>15623321
Interestingly, it reflects back on the generic pre-1950's ghoul when people hadn't really split stuff into the modern definitions. Look at the things in The Last Man on Earth

>basically act like zombies
>hate garlic and mirrors
>can still barely speak
>want blood and flesh
>result of virus
>comes back from the dead
>virus can be partially halted resulting in half forms that slowly corrupt into the full ghoul

Aw man, and now I'm thinking about how much better Attack on Train would have been with Vincent Price.

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15623345

>>15623310
Pretty much everyone agrees with you, especially me. So have a non-monstergirl space alien chocolate doppleganger elf.

>> No.15623346

>>15623333
Literally everything can be improved with Vincent Price.

>> No.15623354

>>15623345
And that is the second piece of lewd Allura I've wound up saving...

Also Shay a cute.

>> No.15623357

Does anyone have that one page of sketches which heavily features a singing Anubis mechanic?

I need it.
Badly.

>> No.15623359

>>15623354
>And that is the second piece of lewd Allura I've wound up saving...
Look up the artist. There's another eight or so you'll want from him. They're just too lewd for a blue board.

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Alp angel brings the servers back to life!

>> No.15623385

>New Pokemon Sun/Moon trailer
...c'mon internet, give me a Lurantis Gijinka...

>> No.15623391

>>15623202
wow, that's hostile anon

>> No.15623395

>>15623385
I've seen like five already

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15623396

>try to point out the cutest pet of all has no monstergirl content
>get ignored
feelsbadman

>> No.15623397

>>15623385
Been waiting on that too, so far all I've seen is a bunch of lewd art of the actual pokemon.

>> No.15623398
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15623398

Thomas Kanemaki is coming back to the monster girl scene with Jingai Shunman 9.

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>>15623398
He ended the series with 8 a few years ago because he felt that he couldn't keep up the quality level of the series anymore and didn't want to milk it dry with mediocre, uninspired crap.
Seems like he feels confident to continue it now.

>> No.15623405

>>15623397
Yeah...sadly, such is the dominance of furries. (Can that moniker even rightly apply with insectoids?)

>>15623395
I've seen one that was alright. Was a bit disappointed that the arms were rendered as just fancy kimono sleeves rather than arm-blades though.

>>15623398
Well well, speaking of Mantids.

>> No.15623408

>>15623398
>>15623401
>those teeth
Nope.

>> No.15623412

>>15623375
I wish to impregbate that angel

>> No.15623413

>>15623408
It's cute

>> No.15623422

>>15623412
She's going to have to abandon her heavenly duties to raise your child after that, Anon.

>> No.15623428

>>15623422
Then she can move in with me and make more!
Gonna make her happy!
Gonna fondle them wings!

>> No.15623429

>>15623398
Yes. YES!

MORE VANILLA AND HEALING STORIES! GIVE THEM TO ME!

>> No.15623430

>>15623398
>>15623401
>Tomasu is back
Fuck yes!

>> No.15623433

>>15623429
>Thomas
>vanilla
The guy started out with guro and furry and during his hiatus from monster girls he drew and wrote grimdark KanColle fiction

>> No.15623443

>>15623398
>>15623401
>Thomas no longer drawing boatsluts
>That design
I'm so ready for this.

>> No.15623448

>>15623433
>during his hiatus
Who cares, the monstergirl doujins were vanilla.

>> No.15623450

>>15622911
He might as well be.

>> No.15623453

>>15623398
>>15623401
yessss

>> No.15623459

>>15623433
Not that anon, but ShindoL made everything relative in my head. She made the world just a bit darker.

>>15623429
Seconding request for more healing stories, at least. Doesn't need to be perfect, but I've already forsaken my faith in humanity in favor of loving monstergirl waifus.

>> No.15623464

>>15623459
>ShindoL
>she
what? I thought it was a circle.

>> No.15623470

Is it wrong that I want to create a race of scientifically altered super elves that are tall, strong, and have extraordinarily large T&A?

>> No.15623472
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>>15623385
Ngl I would a Lurantis
>>15623459
>she
His name is Larry

>> No.15623474

>>15623459
>>15623464
ShindoL is an american dude living in japan with a one-man doujin circle (Da Hootch).

>> No.15623505
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>>15623472
Pokemon make such cute girls when handled with care.

>> No.15623508

>>15623505
Indeed

>> No.15623540
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15623540

From the guy making the Dragonia World Guide

>"World Guide Gaiden Ⅰ Dragonair" guide in the Dungeon that recruitment I of one, Dragon lira Chan now drawn meaning per! Time thank you is misfortune's daughters comes into play is no longer significantly by the inadequacies of Malkovich's picture standing on the contrary!

>> No.15623561

>>15623540
Everything makes sense now.

>> No.15623566

>>15623540
Wot

>> No.15623582

I want to channel my inner Tom Jones and wow my waifu!

>> No.15623607

>>15623472
>Spoiler
Amen.

And if it means we get more art akin to some kind of orchid mantis girl, then all the better.

>> No.15623618

>>1562360
Variations in monster girls are canon in the MGE-verse aren't they? I mean we have dragons we can have other things. Mantis Monster girls and Yak Holsts that sort of thing.

>> No.15623632

>>15623540
I, uh, lead the way Dragon.

>> No.15623642

>>15623540
This guy is awful at drawing dragons.

>> No.15623644

>>15623642
She looks fine.

>> No.15623664

>>15623644
Better than the shit he's previewed previously at least, with their dumb T-rex arms.

>> No.15623690

>>15622724
Sure, but I would be worried she might get them to hate her. I told her to relax a little bit on the haughtyness, bit sometimes her dragons intincts comes in and she "oh hohoho"s.

>> No.15623691

>>15623664
T-Rex's aren't dumb.

>> No.15623696

>>15622724
As long as they don't hate her.

>> No.15623701

>>15623540
I get it. She's telling me to fuck her until she's no longer conscious.

>> No.15623705

>>15623701
to be fair, wasn't that also the plot to 'being john malkovich?'

>> No.15623706 [DELETED] 

>>15623701
They give funny handjobs, it's good for the heart.

>> No.15623728

>>15623540
I don't like her clothes. Why can't I have a decent dragon woman using clothes and her scales underneath?

I just want a cool looking and fashionable yet powerful and kind dragon so I can cum just by thinking about her.

>> No.15623741

>>15623728
She did wear a tie. It doesn't get much more formal than that.

>> No.15623751
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15623751

You guys do anything special for monoeye day?

>> No.15623754

>>15623751
Why should I?

>> No.15623766

I wanna breed some sort of lonely, thicc christmas cake wolfu.

>> No.15623767

>>15623751
I didn't bully any of them. No matter how much they begged me.

>> No.15623780

>>15623741
I'm gonna find a dragon and I'm going to pit some clothes on her so hard.
I'll make her addicted to wearing casual clothes.

>> No.15623783

>>15623751
I ate an apple.

>> No.15623806
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>>15623783
So did I, my brother from another mother

>> No.15623828

I want to sexually torture an Alice.

>> No.15623859
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15623859

>>15623783
>>15623806

You should of had some of them melons.

>> No.15623864

Would you raise a loli wurm who thinks you her father?

>> No.15623865

>>15623859
That looks like Ahobaka. Let me guess, the guy ends NTR'd / dead.

>> No.15623872

>>15623806
Would a plant girl be embarrassed if I told her that her fruit is delicious?

>>15623859
There is a watermelon sitting in my house. Maybe I should devour it.

>> No.15623873

>>15623864
>Would you raise a loli wurm who thinks you her father?
If you raise her then you're already her father.

>> No.15623880

I want to cut a wurm in half to get two loli wurm

>> No.15623882

>>15623865
Uhh, I can't remember who it was by, but it was from some heavy femdom MG anthology. No bad ends that I remember, though I don't remember the whole thing in great detail.

>> No.15623885

>>15623864
If her family is nowhere to be found, yes.
Don't want a big, milfy wurm chasing after me after I took the bait that was her daughter or maybe I do.

>> No.15623906
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15623906

I'm looking for mono-eyed dragon girl kalameet. But I've found gaping chan instead. Kalameet's mark of calamity attack does wonders to my imagination. What the hell, jabberwocks will do.

>> No.15623917

>>15623401
That a mantis? Will she eat his head after coitus?

>> No.15623954

Hey guys, quick question. Santa is real right? My CC Monster Girl is just being a grinch telling me he isn't right?

>> No.15623961

>>15623917
she'll "eat" his "head" alright.

>> No.15623968

>>15623286
It's like, she wants her arm-pits to get licked. Bloody hell.

>> No.15623972

>>15623954
Yes anon. Santa is very real, and knows when you are sleeping. You've been very naughty.

>> No.15623976

>>15622858
World-domination goals tier evil. I want to watch her lay waste to everything if that makes her happy.

>> No.15624084

>>15623054
My hat would put the pope to shame. My waifu would wear one too.

>> No.15624094
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15624094

I still have a long way to go for drawing, but at least I made some improvements and shook off a bit of rust. Have some Jimmy, Moviebuff Mantis, and others.
Now if only my writing could improve.

>> No.15624151
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15624151

Shoggoth momsterfu with YUGE tits.

>> No.15624166

>>15624151
But what if I prefer small breasts?

>> No.15624174

>>15623385

>new forms
Yes, this is good

>Snow Cloak as their ability
are you fucking kidding me

Hopefully this trailer isn't a letdown

>> No.15624175
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15624175

>>15624151
I like Shogs, but much prefer to date one than be raised by one.

>> No.15624201

>>15624151
>momsterfu with YUGE tits
Yes

>Shoggoth
Nah

>> No.15624233

>>15623865
>>15623882
Guy ends up petrified in wood like the rest as he's just another catch, lamia GF/wife will probably never see him agaijn.

>> No.15624249

>>15624151
Shoggoth maid that only works as a maid for me and my family

>> No.15624253

>>15624233
So he had a gf/wife already? He had it coming.

>> No.15624290

>>15624175
No worries. You can do both.

>> No.15624322

>>15624253
Well, reason I mentioned it was because it was just a small lover's fight, then he got kicked out ran into her by accident and then died.

>> No.15624494
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>> No.15624497

Can a girl corrupt into a Monoeye?

>> No.15624506

>>15623880
Green tea neko, please.

>> No.15624514

>>15624497
Maybe, the only transformation I'm sure of are alps.

>> No.15624525

>>15624494
>>>/tg/

>> No.15624532
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15624532

Fist of The Moth Star

>> No.15624587

>>15624497
Human women can turn into anything but alps, though the method can vary

the four great elementals are a bit tricky as that requires the soul to leave the body and attach itself to nature. if an elemental tries corrupting a girl you usually end up with a succubus
top tier monsters like dragons, baphos, and echidna only happen if most of the victim's personality or desires match up. or they undergo a special ritual like that one snake cult
while lilim requires the demon lord to like one enough to adopt her as one of her own.

>> No.15624591

>>15624532
The happy ending version of moth-chan is heart warming.

>> No.15624607

I want to violate A loli Kikimora's most private hole!

>> No.15624616

>>15624525
Why are you pointing him there? From what I can tell by looking at it, it's a list of demon girls that you choose from. Nothing particularly bad on it either.

>> No.15624617

>>15624607
If it makes her happy, we'll all take turns violating her most private hole, but only if we lick it clean together.

>> No.15624620

>>15622761
Sweden?

>> No.15624630

>>15624617
>If it makes her happy, we'll all take turns violating her most private hole, but only if we lick it clean together.
Absolutely not, this is a job for me and me alone. Go find your own loli Kiki.

>> No.15624635

>>15624617
Sloppy seconds kun, go away.

>> No.15624641

>>15624617
Fuck that, go away you black asshole.

>> No.15624642

>>15624494
>Lynneth
>Enslave Lynneth
>Pool-side Villa
>Fallen Angel Maids
>Styx HQ Secretary
I think I could handle a Semen Demon for a year before turning the tables on her.

>> No.15624643

>>15624617
Fuck no.

>> No.15624648

>>15624630
Have you seen the size of that hole? It's too big a job for one person; you'll need all the help you can get. Someone to help work the shaft, someone to help scrub those walls, someone to clean up any spills.

Hell, maybe we can find a milfy Kiki to help throw in a spit-shine to the loli Kiki's hole...in the wall

>>15624635
>>15624641
Relax anons. Just some harmless wordplay

>> No.15624658

>>15624648
I hope you never have a Kiki for yourself.

>> No.15624664

>>15624494
Not even posting the other two parts of the CYOA

>Daeliph ---> No Enslavement
>Fancy Mansion
>Siren Maids
>Styx HQ

>> No.15624667

>>15624648
You should be shot.

>> No.15624669

>>15624648
Go die.

>> No.15624675

>>15624658
None of us ever will. And that's for better.

>> No.15624682

>>15624664
Just out of curiosity, where can I find those other two parts?
And would you stay drunken fuckbuddies with your old contractor, or something more?

>> No.15624688

>>15624658
>>15624667
>>15624669
Here's a quarter.

Take it to the Mindflayer in the back alley. Maybe she could give you all a sense of humor.

>> No.15624689

>>15624497
Only the weakest and most pathetic of monsters turns more human around a human girl rather than turn the human girl more monstrous

>> No.15624692

>>15624688
Here's another for you; go to the Minflayer to see if she can find some good sense of humor inside you.

>> No.15624704

>>15624682
Drunken Fuckbuddies, and you can find them on Cyoag on /tg/ Idk if all three parts are on the current thread though, but I don't see why the rest can't be posted here. They are a little bit relevant to mgg.

>> No.15624705

>>15624688
You were just pretending to be retarded?

>> No.15624707

>>15624689
that sounds sad

>> No.15624712

>>15624704
>>15624682

Fuck, sorry I'm terrible at this shit. All three parts of it are currently on the newest cyoag thread.

>>>/tg/48578765

>> No.15624716

>>15624688
>>15624692
And that, gentlemen, is how you help a mindflayer who is down on her luck.

Send her idiot after idiot for some sensitivity training.

>>15624705
Well, there's so many on 4chan pretending, anon probably didn't think anyone would notice.

>> No.15624719

>>15624094
This is cute as fuck mang.

>> No.15624723

>>15624494
is there a higher res of this? It seems kinda squashed
>Aezureah
>Make her slave but treat her nicely
>Poolside villa
>Balrog maids, dress one or two up in cute cosplay outfits and have them work at the game store
>Styx HQ
I hope that Aezureah would be okay with getting jackhammered once in a while post-enslavement but I be gentle most of the time.

>> No.15624737

Who is your waifu anon?

>> No.15624757

>>15624737
She's a cutie dragon.

>> No.15624759

>>15624737
A Kobold!

>> No.15624761
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>>15624737
A cowgirl.

>> No.15624762

>>15624723
Pretty sure the link >>15624712
posted might have a higher resolution copy.
Also, I found the Angel counterpart to this if you want me to post it.

>> No.15624764

>>15624737
I'd love to say a Dormouse, but really I'd love anything that's nice and would pay attention to me.

>> No.15624765

>>15624761
Cowoo~

>> No.15624766

>>15624737
She's a real cute girl who I want to cuddle every day.
Deruella.

>> No.15624769

>>15624737
Crow Tengu.

>> No.15624786

>>15624737
A kiki named Kate.

The maid service really outdid themselves this time

>> No.15624800

>>15624737
She's the best

Around

Nothings ever gonna keep her down

>> No.15624801

>>15624762
Found em both, no harm in posting the angel one since we're on page 10.

Esme a cute.

>> No.15624802

>>15624737
A russian hellhound, named Irina.

>> No.15624806

>>15624801
>>15624762

yeah, why not. Actually there is another MG related CYOA that people might like that I'll post if I can find it. Another waifu one, but i'm sure nobody would mind more of that, right?

>> No.15624811

If you smack a monstergirl expect a smack back

>> No.15624816

>>15624801
Ok, for some reason it exceeds the maximum file size?
Is the file size different over on /tg/?

>>15624806
Why not?

>> No.15624822

>>15624719
Thanks. I just wish someone would have pointed out Jimmy being a letter, why Ophy is stuck in the trash, why the movie loving mantis is wearing a MGS4 shirt, how Yuki pilfered Junko's sunglasses, or how Wurm got pizza before lunch.

Oh well, not like it's the first time I've been disappointed. I'm STILL waiting for the guy who said he may possibly, but not guaranteed, draw something involving Rance characters, sandcastles being kicked down, and buying Haruka.

>> No.15624823

>>15624816
>7.87 MB
As a non-/tg/ lurker, I wish we had that file size here. Although I guess it's needed there with the vast amount of room needed for CYOA images.

>> No.15624828

>>15624823
Ditto, found the one I was lookin to post here and its a few MB too big, guess i'll have to butcher the image quality if i'm gonna wanan post it here.

>> No.15624829

>digging around archives
>160 for sea slime

wait what? p sure i didnt charge as much as that

>> No.15624830

>>15624822
I noticed all of those things, its just all cute as fuck so I didn't really want to point everything out.

>> No.15624839

>>15624829
Are you that Phanaxiel fellow? I didn't commission the image but I am making an educated guess.

>> No.15624843

>>15624828
Maybe you could just put it in imgur and link it? Then you wouldn't have to edit it at all.

>> No.15624844

>>15623872
>Would a plant girl be embarrassed if I told her that her fruit is delicious?

Nope. They'd be happy about it actually

>> No.15624845

>>15624830
>cute as fuck
It's not THAT cute. Now it sounds like a forced complement. Like telling a Jabberwock her ass is not big when it is big.

>> No.15624847

>>15624737
/k/itsune

>> No.15624854

>>15624843
Bless u m8 for not being retarded like me

>> No.15624867
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Fit tomboy blue oni childhood friend!

>> No.15624874

>>15624839
yes

granted, i do admit it was pretty high still looking back at it now. I was still fiddling around with pricing at that time

>> No.15624878
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15624878

>>15624867
Find more Blue Oni pictures or something.

>> No.15624879

>>15624845
It is though, albeit its not hard to impress me its still cute. Besides why would you tell a monster girl her ass isn't big? That sounds more like an insult.

>> No.15624880

>>15624737
A human girl

>> No.15624881

>>15624874
I'm kinda surprised to see you back here after your reappearances in the drawthreads.

>> No.15624884

>>15624878
I've tried but I haven't had much luck. Thanks for the new picture though.

>> No.15624886

Tomboy Monsters shouldn't wear dresses

>> No.15624891

>>15624886
Are you implying that Tomboy monsters aren't the cutest in dresses?

>> No.15624892 [SPOILER] 
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15624892

Which position is better the Back Fuck or...

>> No.15624894

>>15624881
dont see much point in coming back if im not drawing more monster girls so took a break from jp for a while

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15624896

>>15624892
Reverse Missionary?

>> No.15624899
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>>15624886
>Your tomboy anubis mechanic girlfriend wearing a pretty dress because she thinks you like girly girls
>She still smells of oil and dirt
>And is very flustered to be seen looking so girly

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15624900

>>15624892
I don't like that Moff.

>> No.15624901

>>15624892
>>15624896
Neither.

>> No.15624905

>>15624901
Guess I should have prefaced it with "Useless anons need not apply"

>> No.15624911

>>15624900
Look at that moth! She's killing that poor man!

>> No.15624912

>>15624891
Reverse Psychology
>>15624899
She can always fix the car if it breaks down on the way to the restaurant

>> No.15624915

>>15624874
also, i did say we could talk about the pricing more if he didnt deem it fair and he just agreed with the quotation so i just went with it too.

>> No.15624934

>>15624879
If you say so. I really wish I could do more, though.
What I really want to do are those fuckhuge fantastical fantasy images of things like magical forests, the Dead Sea from Chrono Cross, and floating island chains like Zeal. But that's far off.

>> No.15624940

>>15624892
>non human pussy
Delete this.

>> No.15624959

Ok fuckers here you go

http://imgur.com/a/dlozX

Angel/Demon Roommate + Yandere Generator + Gentle Monsterlove + Branching Hearts CYOA all in one convenient place. God bless those fuckers from /tg/ who make all this shit.

BTW The branching heart one takes like 80% of the entire imgur but i'd say its worth reading over, makes nice daydream material.

>> No.15624973

>>15614276
Thanks for the kind words, bud. It means the world to me.

>> No.15624975
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15624975

>>15624911
She's just about to force a tit into his mouth so the guy can try her moffmilk.

>> No.15624982
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15624982

Using only the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure.

>> No.15624985

>>15624975

What would moth milk taste like?

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15624990

>>15624894
oh right, forgot this

>> No.15624991

>>15624894
Why not draw Monster Girls?

We need more people drawing Monster Girls.

>> No.15624999

>>15624982
I want Hakutaku-sensei to teach me how to reach enlightenment

There is no way she can make this lewd!

>> No.15625004

>>15624991
flooded with shibari commissions rn, got like 2 borderline MG commissions including what i just posted and im trying to find time for requests.

>> No.15625013
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15625013

>>15624985
Sweet, but laced with an aphrodisiac that works just like Mothman powder.
>>15624990
Deedlit and Parn getting it on? Noice.

>> No.15625015

>>15624959
>Esme
>Marry Esme
>Pocket Dimension Mansion
>Seraphim maids.
Gonna cuddle the lewd angel.
Gonna make an honest woman out of her.

>> No.15625016

>>15624982
But Miss this is study hall

>> No.15625020 [SPOILER] 
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15625020

>>15624737
A cutiemora

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15625022

>>15625013
>parn

yeah sure why not, lets go with that
it waifu comm mane

>> No.15625028

>>15624940
there is nothing wrong with a bug girl using her abdomen on the man she likes

>> No.15625032
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15625032

>>15624737
Mizuki

>> No.15625036

>>15624737
A Mindflayer

>> No.15625038

>>15625032
Gay.

>> No.15625040

>>15625028
Everything's wrong with that.

>> No.15625043

You and your waifu are explorers.

What places would you two find and have rigorous sex in the mating press position in?

>> No.15625044
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15625044

>>15625038
Cute.

>> No.15625045

Why would a Lamia try and give a footjob

>> No.15625057

>>15624737
A Werewolf with red hair in a braid, eastern European style clothing, and a bottomless appetite.

>> No.15625063

>>15625043
Piles of treasures that are now part of her hoard.

>> No.15625066

>>15625028
Japanese fans consider that kind of thing bestiality, you know. Or rather, "bestiality play".

>> No.15625067

>>15625043
Everywhere

Our holy grail will be fucking on the moon

>> No.15625073

>>15625044
Really gay.

>> No.15625082

>>15625067
Just don't stay there too long. Ya'all be fucked if you're still on the moon when that summoner summons Bahamut Fury.

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15625084

>>15625073
Really cute.

>> No.15625089

>>15625067
>not fucking your waifu on the surface of the sun
It's like you don't want to cast the shadow of your dong across all of time and space for thousands of years.

>> No.15625092

>>15625089
Eh. The universe is so big that nobody will notice anyway.

>> No.15625112

>>15624959
>Esme
>Marry her
>Sky condo
>Malakim maids
>Gates of heaven
Laurette was tempting but I can't say no to a lewd angel.

>> No.15625116

>>15625089
Anon nobody could survive that. Overpoweted DBZ characters can't even do that.
Maybe if you had some sort of elemental spirit associated with the sun, but that depends on setting/world. I know mine has one, at least, along with the moon spirit, the traditional 4 elemental ones, and a few others such as one that covers metal or one that covers the concept of life and death.

>> No.15625118

Don't let your dick fall off or you will become an alp

>> No.15625124

>>15625118
But the sabbath said those detachable penis potions wouldn't do that!

>> No.15625129

>>15625067
Sounds bouncy.

>>15625092
Then you fuck on/in something even greater.
Like fucking as you pass over the event horizon of a black hole, so your sex and love transcends spacetime itself.

Or making love inside the beam of a quasar, so that your shared lust is carried along that luminous beam, transmitted throughout the entire universe as a beacon with the silhoutte of your bodies shaping it for all to see.

>> No.15625145

Just saying

There's still several threads before us, and you all know what happens if we hit the image limit before natural death. Especially don't post random offtopic nonsense like >>15625022

>> No.15625155

>>15625129
Anon a quasar would obliterate the shit out of you. The energy created through the friction alone makes nuclear fusion look like rubbing two pieces of bread together. And lets not forget the supermassive blackhole in the center, which acts weirdly compared to a regular blackhole.

>> No.15625160

>>15625145
Wait until 300 you dolt.

>> No.15625164

>>15625155
That's what makes it so romantic.

>> No.15625169 [DELETED] 

>>15625145
While I agree with you, reminding people about consideration and thread integrity is grounds to get oneself sent on a vacation these days. You know how it's been.
We're fighting an uphill battle.

>> No.15625186

>>15625164
Romantic would be traveling back in time and cumming together with your waifu at the same time as the Big Bang happens.

>> No.15625209

>>15625186
Romantic would be organizing a ritual with your Dark Matter waifu that sends you to the beginning of time so that you fuck her so hard that she explodes into all the matter in the universe.

>> No.15625217

What about Bark Matter?

>> No.15625224

>>15625186
So the Cosmic Background Radiation would essentially be the captured image of your bodies embracing in sex, and the two of you calling out each other's names in climax, forever imprinted on the universe in the form of radio waves.

>> No.15625231

>>15625217
So a kobold dark matter?

>> No.15625233

>>15625209
And as she explodes all over the universe, and you explode inside her, you yell out the one thing going through your head as creation surges forth in a beautiful cacophony of forceful explosions:
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15625243

>>15625224
Too bad you'll be dead from said radiation by the time aliens on a planet far away see you fucking you waifu's ass in silhouette form.

>> No.15625266

>>15624959

Aezureah is p good.

>> No.15625299

>>15625243
If you can find a way to travel back in time to before the universe, or indeed, even time itself existed, you can probably find a way to avoid being killed by radiation, even from the Big Bang.

>> No.15625310

>>15625299
The more likely result is that fucking with the Big Bang in any way results in Earth not being formed.

>> No.15625347

>>15625310
It's a stable time loop. Earth is formed BECAUSE you perform the Big Bang, not in spite of it.

>> No.15625349

I want to ejaculate in a monster girl!

>> No.15625350

What are some random tidbits about the setting for your story?

Mine are:
>Eros is always somewhere in the background of every wedding
>Zipangu makes a fortune exporting shitty katanas to other countries
>All Jinko know martial arts and train often
>Some Dragons go through odd mutations after they reach a certain age: such as a Wyvern's scales turning into feathers or a Wurm growing fruit out of her head like a Troll
>Defeating a Dragon will not always make them fall for you. In fact, most will get angry and run away after calling you a cheater due to their pride
>Golems are like regular fantasy ones until exposed to enough DE, where they will then become like the MGE ones. Many mages don't like when that happens and try to avoid it
>If your weapon talks, and isn't cursed, then it is most likely a keeper, unless you don't like it's Personality

>> No.15625370

>>15624737
A NEET will o wisp southern belle, who loves all my favorite video games.

>> No.15625403

>>15625350
Could you play where's waldo with Eros in weddings?

>> No.15625412

>>15625403
Yes. Many couples play that when going through their wedding albums.

>> No.15625447

>>15625370
Does she mock Other M and hope for another Prime by Retro?

>> No.15625456

>>15625350
> Some Monster Girl types often follow their own specific faiths, with deities that are relevant to them and their interests.
> If you hide something that has cum on it somewhere, the area will become "attractive" to monstergirls. This is often used by real estate agents to make sales.
> Wizards and almost-wizards can focus their spirit energy into Standesque forms, all of whom are named after media about fucking.
> The world is not entirely explored, with a vast area between Monstergirl-Equivelant-to-Europe and Zipangu being wild territory, with male-only tribes and almost no demonic energy in secluded spaces
> If you find a word that has the same wavelength as your demonic energy, it becomes a Dune-esque power word, capable of making monsters orgasm to ahegao instantly.
> The Harpy Migration happens every few years, and it often kills the husbands they take because they're airlifted off and into the mountains, where they're fucked and not fed.
Some of those are critical "I wrote this story around that little thought" tidbits, but some of them are just little headcannons.

>> No.15625462

>>15625350
>The "monstrous" species dislike the ore "human" ones for getting all the love and creating unrealistic expectations for them, as well as having less restrictions.
>Liches work as doctors for the rest of the undead. If an undead type loses an eye or arm, a Lich can make a new one.
>MGC is on an remote island.
>Getting a visa out of the city as a monstergirl is almost impossible. There's a few kikimoras serving rich men who say them as a fancy, some ambassadors, and a Ryu that is flown around the globe to help end droughts.
>The process for monstergirls to get into the city is very competitive. Even if they are forced to endure surgeries and may restrictions on their rights, may will jump at the chance to escape their world.
>Earth humans can perform magic, but many forgot how before the monstergirls came to Earth. The most you would see is the occasional psychic ad some bastardized rituals that are weak and rarely work.
>Similarly, the Earth afterlife is just a big glob of souls floating in space, but powerful monstergirls are trying to create an afterlife with structure.
>Lilims try to disguise themselves as normal succubi in order to actually get to Earth, where they'll all but banned.
>Alps,Siths, and Cheshires no longer exist.

>Eros is always somewhere in the background of every wedding
That's cute.

>> No.15625474

>>15625462
>Cheshires no longer exist

It's shit, Jim.

>> No.15625481

>>15625447
Absolutely. Her favorite Prime was echoes.

>> No.15625485
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>>15625462

>Cheshires don't exist

I'll give you the first two, but what did smug cats ever do to you?

>> No.15625499
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>>15625462
>The "monstrous" species dislike the ore "human" ones for getting all the love and creating unrealistic expectations for them, as well as having less restrictions.
Understandable.
Lilims try to disguise themselves as normal succubi in order to actually get to Earth, where they'll all but banned.
That's a pretty hardcore way to find a husbando.
>Alps,Siths, and Cheshires no longer exist.
Siths and Alps I understand, but Cheshires?

>> No.15625508

>>15625403
She's like a benevolent Slenderman.
She emits a magic that diverts attention away from her, so she can pass as nearly invisible in a crowd.
But maybe, when you and your wife-to-be are standing on the alter, seconds before you kiss, you'll both see something out of the corner of your eye. Off in the distance, half hidden around the corner of the church, or behind a tree: a tall woman with long hair flowing like water, wearing a simple white robe, with wings that glow like the sun and a gentle, tearful smile to match.
How anyone that beautiful could avoid attracting any attention whatsoever is a mystery. Then, when you blink, or turn back to your betrothed, silently knowing passing between you as you realise you both saw the same sight, the woman will vanish.

>> No.15625511

>>15625474
>>15625485
Fie, let's see they're not all dead.They pulled a prank when they shouldn't have and the Queen of Hearts signed off on their execution orders because of her instability. The ones that escaped ate a massive slice of humble pie.

>>15625499
Because I really don't like them.

>> No.15625525

>>15625511
>the Queen of Hearts signed off on their execution orders because of her instability

Wars started for less

>> No.15625540

>>15625456
It's something, at least.
My setting also had Elves attempting to rid the world of everything they deemed as unfit to exist. IE: every other race.
Dragons put a major stop to that. BIG TIME. But the Elves left behind a little curse that slowly kills off Dragons, being the little chicken shits that they were.

All of this happened LOOOONG before the present of the setting, but you still see a few Dragons suffering from said curse and Elves getting pissy when you mention their loss and resorting to such a thing.

>> No.15625553

>>15625456
>> The Harpy Migration happens every few years, and it often kills the husbands they take because they're airlifted off and into the mountains, where they're fucked and not fed.
You would think they would know better.

>> No.15625574

>>15625481
>Echoes
Worst Prime, but still fun as hell and managed to be challenging in a fun way. Also got big points for the Screw Attack. Grand taste, grand waifu, would request to marry your daughteru in the future/10

>> No.15625581

>>15625525
And holy wars have has weaker justification

>> No.15625589

>>15625581
And some of those wars were just plain stupid.
>We'll send a whole boat of kids to sing for them!

>> No.15625601

>>15625350
>Eternal night
>Every day is Halloween
>Do not stray from the path through the woods
>Do not walk into the mist
>Do not stare into the reflection of the moon on still water
>Monstergirls everywhere, society is run by kingdoms of royal monster families
>Humans are a dwindling population. This causes much controversy in monster kingdoms
>Humans sometimes appear naked in the wild, with no memory, and a magical blast mark.

>>15625574
Much obliged!

>> No.15625608

http://mgefanon.wikia.com/wiki/MGE-fanon_Wiki

>> No.15625609

>>15625553
As if they ever would. Durpies still think rape is normal, and Turkey Harpies need to be nannied 24/7 or they'll kill themselves.

>> No.15625611

>>15625589
A viable tactic against MGs

>> No.15625623

>>15625608
No

>> No.15625626

>>15625608
I now remember some Code Geass fanon wiki that had some OCDonutsteel using the Reborns Gundam as a Knightmare Frame.

>> No.15625627
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>>15625485
>>15625499
Cheshire Cats can only be seen by the man they like.

Everyone else thinks they're crazy when they tell them about the magical purple cat girl floating next to them.

>> No.15625628

>>15625601
>>Humans sometimes appear naked in the wild, with no memory, and a magical blast mark.
intriguing. Kidnap and rape or something more devious like a powerful mage trying to remedy the man problem by ripping some in out of other dimensions?

>> No.15625641

>>15625601
>eternal night
Seems a bit boring to me. Eternal twilight in certain areas due to massive DE fucking with reality a bit seems a bit more appealing to me, but that's just, like, my opinion, man.

>> No.15625644

>>15625609
Not all harpies are dumb.

>> No.15625649

>>15625608
Is this the third wiki for MGE now? Not as autistic as the "free speech" one but still awful.

>> No.15625651

>>15625601
>Humans sometimes appear naked in the wild, with no memory, and a magical blast mark.
What does it mean?

>> No.15625652

>>15625627
>Guy people see as a lonely guy living alone for years thinking he's cripplingly depressed is actually well accompanied and happy
>tfw

>> No.15625655
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>>15625644
It must be hell for humans studying or living with harpies because of pick related being how they often communicate with their own kind.

>> No.15625660

>>15625628
>>15625651
I wanted to keep it as open ended as possible. I like to keep the mystery alive. You could be next.
>>15625641
Im fine with degrees of night.

>> No.15625678

>>15625649
It's worse than the free speech one. Offshoot of the main wiki made for roleplay and donutsteel OCs since they got told to fuck off on the main site.
It's also where all the people that get banned from the main wiki go; in that sense it's an even worse cesspool.

>> No.15625680

>>15625553
I mean normal birds feed their mates

>> No.15625684

chubby harpy chicks!

>> No.15625691
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>>15625684
Cheep?

>> No.15625697

>>15625691
So cuddly.

>> No.15625700

>>15625691
Cheep!
Gonna give them full course meals so they grow up big and strong!

>> No.15625708

I like harpies being less dumb, much bigger and more predatory (on males).

>> No.15625716

>>15624874
Are you going to continue those 13 requests or not? Tell me now so I can abandon all hope

>> No.15625725

>>15625708
That idea could definitely be applied to subspecies. A crow harpy would probably be pretty damn smart but a seagull harpy is more inline with the traditional portrayal of bird brains.
If you want predatory, there are several varieties of harpy from the hawk family that regularly prey on men.

>> No.15625733

>>15625655
>not
>"OI! YA CUNT! THIS IS MY TREE AND HUSBAND! SO BUGGER OFF!"

>> No.15625739

>>15625725
Harpy Eagles actually prey on sloths and monkeys, and are pretty huge. Image a MG version of one of them.

>> No.15625742

>>15625627

So they're tulpas

>> No.15625746
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15625746

>>15625708
Like a musclegirl Gandharva that sings while she snusnus you?

>> No.15625747

Are dhampirs the only pro-human monsters?

>> No.15625753

>>15625747
Most monsters are pro-human.

>> No.15625755

>>15625733
https://youtu.be/qwobCe_oW30?t=124

>> No.15625758

>>15625747
All monsters are pro-human. You're mixing definitions.

>> No.15625761

>>15625660
How about inverted space where shadows appear where light should be and viceversa?

>> No.15625763

>>15625350
>the trait restriction on lilim corruption doesn't exist
>No alps or siths
>Lolis don't exist, sexual urges are more 16+ish
>"golem monsters" exist, A combination of monster and stone that runs on the runic obedience system.
>golems don't run on jizz
>Kunoichi are like vampires in that they make worthy women into their own kind
>dhampirs don't have daddy issues

>> No.15625774

>>15625763
>dhampirs don't have daddy issues
But that's the only good thing about them.

>> No.15625776

>>15625350
The average one is basically a slightly modified version of standard MGE.

The other is fit for /d/

>> No.15625778

>>15625753
>>15625758
Then why are they driving humans to extinction?

>> No.15625786

>>15625763
>Lolis don't exist
Nigga you gay

>> No.15625790

>>15625763
You literally could not be any more of a homosexual. Did daddy fuck you too much growing up?

>> No.15625793

>>15625786
Dilligas

>> No.15625798

>>15625778
They don't want to, it's a setback to the future they want.

>> No.15625799

>>15625763
Personally I think Lilim should be unable to turn women into Dragons, seeing as how the kind of don't really fit in with monsters.

>> No.15625805

>>15625763
>Lolis don't exist
Bad

>dhampirs don't have daddy issues
Good

>> No.15625811

>>15625763
No Sabbath or Baphos is a good start.

>> No.15625831

Can the op image for the next thread have a Werecat in it? My cat's dieing an Oregon Trail-tier death that ELH may go through one day, and it would cheer me up. No Cheshire, actual Werecat.

>> No.15625835

>>15625763
>lilims
Why remove the trait restriction?
>Kunoichi
Are you making a story with this any time soon?
>Golem monsters
Expand on this please

>> No.15625856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCAnj_7hJAg

>> No.15625864

>>15625786
>>15625790
>Shit taste: the post

>> No.15625877

>>15625835
>Why remove the trait restriction?
While it does make sence given the teir of power the dragon types are in, I am a fan of variety, and I have a thing for girls turing into dragongirls.

>Are you making a story with this any time soon?
Its a kinda a throwaway idea from the idea bucket, would not really know how to make it a story or even a green text.

>Expand on this please
For example, a werewolf golem would more or less be a golem with stone werewolf parts, and have the rune stuff of a regular golem

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>>15625831
You have my condolences.

>> No.15625896

>>15625880
That's a big cat!

>> No.15625902

>>15625350
Also:
>Kunoichi techniques are overtaking regular assassination ninja skills, so masters have to occasionally shanghai people into learning their skills so they don't die off
>Blacksmiths often have fire related waifus if they marry MGs, but some have earth ones for better material acquisition
>The Wonderland Lilim has red streaks in her hair

>> No.15625968

>>15625880
Cuddly cat tats!

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