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15602469 No.15602469 [Reply] [Original]

Patchy has hips! And these hips don't lie!

>> No.15602499
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I LOVE 2hu hips!!

>> No.15602508
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>>15602499

>> No.15602510
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>> No.15602547

>>15602469
About what?

>> No.15602793
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>>15602510

I love that image. Wish there were more like it.

>> No.15602831
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>> No.15602867
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>>15602469
Patchi has got some wheels! And these wheels leave otaku scum in the dust!

>> No.15602874

>>15602867
>stanced civic
>even got the ebay muffler

no they don't

>> No.15602887

>>15602469
what are patchy's hips for?

>> No.15602901
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>>15602887
For being big and wide and supporting Patchouli's surprisingly big butt!

>> No.15602907
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>>15602874
You don't know what these touhous put under the hood, buddy.

>> No.15602922

>>15602907
At least Ran has taste

>> No.15603029
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>>15602907
It's not what you put under the hood. it's how you drive it.

>> No.15603068

>>15602499
Whatever happened to this artist anyway? He quit pixiv a while ago and I can't find anything he did other than the works that were posted on danbooru.

>> No.15603150
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>> No.15603209

When is there going to be an Initial T(ouhou)?

>> No.15603316

>>15603209
when they get highways in Genesokyo I suspect?

>> No.15603430

>>15603209
when your mom gets my initial D hehe

>> No.15603481

>>15603430
nice

>> No.15603514

>>15603209
I remember a thread like 2 years ago where a bunch of dudes talked about 2hus and their most suitable cars.

was a good thread.

>> No.15603635

>>15602469
>And these hips don't lie!
Hips don't speak.

>> No.15603680
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>>15603635
Really? because I am pretty sure they're talking about you just now.

>> No.15604465

>>15602887
Bearing lots of kids, of course!

>> No.15613129

Why are Patchy threads so shit.

>> No.15616581
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I love Patchy's cute smelly feet!

>> No.15624696
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What is Patchouli trying to say?!

>> No.15624819

>>15624696
Se-se-se-seven eleven.

>> No.15624963
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>>15624696
責任(せきにん) as in:

責任を取りなさい

>> No.15625128

>>15624963
I want to help her up.

>> No.15625439
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Threadly reminder that Patchy is secretly a huge slut.

>> No.15625461

>>15625439
I believe it

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>>15625439
>>15625461
No.

>> No.15625667 [DELETED] 

>>15602469
How real are these hips?
I need some legit citations

>> No.15629177
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>>15625439
She really is if she's showing off her stinky feet like that!

>> No.15632999 [DELETED] 

PATCHOULI IS FAT

>> No.15633015
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I want to do naughty things to patchouli!

>> No.15633639
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I feel a deja vu reading Patchouli's 'shock proof 'book.
Left is Satou Kibi/Millet Soup''s https://exhentai.org/s/2a300b0e07/503735-8
Right is Saku Tei's https://exhentai.org/g/583892/5df0acd05b/
Anyone remember anything else

>> No.15637242
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Patchouli is aroused just by you touching her hand

Do something /jp/!

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>>15637242
Wow! What a desperate loser! Getting so flustered just by touching my hand!

What I would do... Is I'd ask Patchy out on a date! She's probably come close to fainting! Her face would turn bright red, and she'd take a whole minute to stammer out a response! I would comfort her by embracing her, and she would hyperventilate just from the experience of touching a boy! When she finally comes too, she would happily accept my date! And then I would date Patchouli, and we would take each other's virginities!

>> No.15638260

>>15637262
Then you'd ask for her hand in marriage and as you're giving your vows you finally reveal that it was all just a joke and everyone laughs at her for being a loser?

>> No.15638298
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>>15638260
Why would you do that, anon?

>> No.15638338
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>>15638260
Nope! I'd make her my cute wife! For real!

>> No.15649219

I love Patchouli.

>> No.15649575

>>15649219
Cool.

>> No.15649733

>>15638260
Damn, that's just cold.

>> No.15651714

Patchy's hips are saying "I know master would hate it, but I hope some boy gives us a really big THWAP with his strong hands!"

>> No.15651748
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Patchy jonsin for those beans!

>> No.15651770
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Poor Patchouli was forced to flash you, even though showing you her vagina makes her blush! She's so embarrassed and feels violated!

>> No.15658570
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>>15602469
Patchouli showing her familiar's proud certificate.

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>>15658570
>Koa bookkeeping.

>> No.15661342 [DELETED] 

>>15658570
I love Satou kibi. Mainly for [spoilers]PatchuAri[/spoilers]

>> No.15661347

>>15658570
I love Satou kibi. Mainly for PatchuAri

>> No.15663025

>>15661347
Any help with >>15658570 ?

>>15660943
But she has certificate!

>> No.15663094

Patchouli has excessive fat on every inch of her body, hips, belly, breasts, everywhere. She is a big lump of meat and fat.

You can't prove me wrong.

>> No.15663482

>>15624963
lol I tripped Patchy

>> No.15665319
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>>15663025

>> No.15665332

>>15665319
Koakuma is an extremely lustful even for succubus standard.
Patchy must have done all sort of perverted stuff along with this succubus that she become perverted herself and always horny all the time.

>> No.15665345
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>>15665332

>> No.15665350

>>15602499
Why does Eirin look like she is infatuated with her own body?

>> No.15665358

>>15603029
Even a Prius?

>> No.15665433

>>15665345
Artist name?

>> No.15665519

>>15665345
I want threesome with Patchy and Koa so bad.
These two bimbos are perfect duo for sex combination in bed.

>> No.15665605
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Patchouli? More like Fatchouli!

>> No.15665623

>>15665605
Look at all that fat!
Can I touch the fat?

>> No.15665657
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>>15602469
Hips made for child bearing

>> No.15665725

>>15665623
Gross!
Why would you want to touch a fat stinky old librarian?!?!?!

>> No.15665743

>>15665350
I'm not sure, but I'd like to see doujinshi of this now.

>> No.15665939

>>15665725
She is not old and I like her smell !?x20
Chubby meaty Patchy is soft and fluffy like big dakimakura and I want feel the fat with my face while we are making sweet love!

>>15665657
Seeing her belly getting bigger for bearing my children only makes my dick harder!
I will fuck Patchy twice as much while she is pregnant.

>> No.15666032

>>15616581
How the hell did foot fetishes even become a thing? Is it an American thing because they wear their fucking shoes all the time?

>> No.15666060

>>15665743
Here is an idea:

Alice manages to cosplay as Marisa so well, that she actually begins to think she is Marisa (though in the third person its obviously hammed). While she carries out her day as Marisa, she subconsciously begins to molest herself nonconsensually, which leads her to believe she is cursed. She then goes to Patchy, but since Alice thinks Marisa loves Patchy, she can't help but also be infatuated by Parchy, and she forces herself upon her. Then the actual Marisa flies in, sees what is going on, and decides it is best to cosplay as Alice and NTR Patchouli from Mari-Alice, making it all even.

And then a foursome with koakuma standing off to the side and jerking off Patchy's spare duck.

>> No.15666085

>>15666060
I'd love to see this.

Touhou with yuri and NTR is a good Touhou.

>> No.15666429

>>15633639
Wizards casting boons or traps on their belongings is a pretty classic trope.

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>>15661347
They are practically married already

>> No.15666786
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>I want to do naughty things with Patchouli
>I want patchouli to bear my child!
>Patchouli has such naughty stinking feet!

You people forget that Patchouli is a thousand times smarter than the lot of you.
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>> No.15666815

>>15666786
2hu is all about lewd and that includes Patchy.

If you don't like it and shitpost then get out of /jp/.

>> No.15666924

>>15666815
His post dates from an era of /jp/ that's way older than anything you're familiar with. Fuck off.

>> No.15666938

>>15637262
fuck off filthy western pig

>>15666815
Newfag

>> No.15668102

>>15666786
Patchy, how do I become an Enterprise Quality™ programmer?

>> No.15670174
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>>15666924
>>15666938
No

YOU get out from my cute Patchy thread.

>> No.15670760

>>15666786
I was reading SICP, and I got to that line, and I remembered that video. So I listened to it again.

>> No.15674530

>>15665345
>which pie
>cream pie
>lucky star cherry pie
>creampie a virgin

>> No.15674539

>>15665345
>which pie
>creampie
>lucky star cherry pie
>creampie a virgin

>> No.15674549

>>15602907
fusion reactors ldo

>> No.15674607

>>15674530
>>15674539
We heard you the first time.

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>>15674835
Wait is this what I think it is?

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>>15666769

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