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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:05:18 2016 No.15601826 [Reply] [Original]

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:07:45 2016 No.15601840 File: 658 KB, 845x1200, 1456093684750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601826 We Kaiju girls now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:08:46 2016 No.15601842 >>15601840 >Godzilla beat Gamera in Death Battle I want a fucking rematch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:14:08 2016 No.15601856 >>15601826 Just a human girl in a costume.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:37:33 2016 No.15601919 >>15601842 Why? The fucker can tank a black hole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:44:51 2016 No.15601935 File: 335 KB, 452x800, 1469749491393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how does /mgg feel about pregnant monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 19:52:06 2016 No.15601944 >>15601935 Horny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:12:51 2016 No.15601991 File: 853 KB, 1800x2250, 1469683928309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look out!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:22:13 2016 No.15602018 >>15601991 Gonna cuddle the cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:23:19 2016 No.15602022 >>15601991 Silly Cheshire, paint isn't clothes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:23:21 2016 No.15602023 >>15602018 But Anon, she's gonna cuddle you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:23:23 2016 No.15602024 >>15601935 >ywn impregnate you lamia waifu >ywn lay in bed with her rubbing her tummy when she's expecting >swn look into your eyes lovingly thanking you for giving her the best gift a MG could ever ask for

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:24:07 2016 No.15602028 >>15601991 How'd she get a tummy that big?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:26:07 2016 No.15602038 >>15602023 Not if I strike first! >>15602028 Many snacks and days as a lap cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:26:28 2016 No.15602041 File: 609 KB, 1024x768, st_bell_a103e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601935 Gonna make an alp a mommy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:26:41 2016 No.15602042 File: 855 KB, 480x1000, c__jabberwock__by_osiimi_chan-da91z5g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602028 Well Wonderland does have a lot of cakes and pastries there. If you bring your Alice imouto there don't let her get too carried away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:26:46 2016 No.15602043 >>15601991 Gonna fuck that cat and coat her head to toe in white.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:28:47 2016 No.15602051 >>15601840 80s Era was Godzilla's best era >>15601842 >implying they wouldn't just pull out Super Godzilla from the SNES game of the same title and go 'he wins' You're just asking for another Superman vs Goku 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:29:46 2016 No.15602057 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420084821935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hellwans are the best!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:29:48 2016 No.15602058 >>15601935 Well for one we need a Graham's number more of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:29:54 2016 No.15602059 >>15602042 But she pouts so much when I say no. Maybe I can just let her stay there for a week when we go on vacation. What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:30:54 2016 No.15602062 >>15602057 Hellwans are grossly overrated and spammed relentlessly as shit like Nerdhound

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:32:02 2016 No.15602069 File: 484 KB, 2048x1620, 1467058449964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602062 I'm a slut for wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:32:17 2016 No.15602071 >>15601991 Gonna Fatten Dat Cat!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:35:48 2016 No.15602084 >>15601991 Would she mind if I gave her belly a poke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:37:06 2016 No.15602086 File: 484 KB, 809x917, 1445574077500-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601991 I prefer my cuddle cats chocolate flavored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:37:12 2016 No.15602087 File: 827 KB, 1708x3000, 1464826950389.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15601991 I wanna eat pizza with that cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:37:18 2016 No.15602089 >>15602042 Is that what she eats all day, cakes and pastries? Anything else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:38:29 2016 No.15602094 >>15602024 I don't understand these newfangled acronyms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:38:38 2016 No.15602095 Stop spamming images.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:43:20 2016 No.15602110 File: 124 KB, 800x1418, 186754354345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wild chuffs are dangerous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:45:27 2016 No.15602117 File: 494 KB, 800x1131, 1469338028655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And what do you say to a cup?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:47:17 2016 No.15602120 >>15602117 she better have put the big marshmallows in and not those bitch ass mini-mallows yes please and thank you

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:47:36 2016 No.15602122

>>15602086
>You'll never feel that fat chocolate cat ass slamming against your hips.
>She'll never wrap her arms around you and hold your head between her fat jiggling cat tats.
>You'll never cum inside her until you pass out and then wake up to find her still going in her sleep.
Damn it all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:47:43 2016 No.15602123 Is it possible for slime variants such as Bubble Slimes or Dark Slimes to become Queen Slimes? What about Shoggoths?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:47:51 2016 No.15602124 >>15602117 That expression suggest she's looking for a lot more than just hugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:50:09 2016 No.15602131 >>15602123 Shoggoths assimilate their husbandus to make them slime, too. So it'd be more a slime herm or something if she started mixing both genders into one giant blob.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:50:37 2016 No.15602134

>>15602123
>Queen Shoggoth
>A Shoggoth so massive that she's an entire mansion.
>Completely devoted to her master, to the point where she never wants him to leave since she's afraid he'll never return.
>Has supplies delivered directly to the mansion and dotes on her master, giving him everything he'd ever want.
>Including being a one woman Harem for him every night, and manifesting her head in his sheets to deal with his morning wood.
Fearboners are amazing anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:51:37 2016 No.15602138 >>15602131 [Citation Needed] Also, fuck off to /d/.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:54:08 2016 No.15602149

>>15602138
Don't blame me if you can't be assed to even read the Shoggoth entry, and made an assumption based on that lack of info.

>"A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime. "

So if one goes "Queen Slime" and starts absorbing other folks, she'll likely end up absorbing the husbandu as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:55:12 2016 No.15602152 File: 245 KB, 1200x1064, 100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602110 Not as dangerous as furries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:56:08 2016 No.15602156 >>15602152 >those hips turn yourself from me satan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:56:39 2016 No.15602160 Reminder to at least conserve images this time around instead of blowing through them ad nauseum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:56:41 2016 No.15602161 >>15602149 That's eldritch bullshit, not the husbando being absorbed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:57:40 2016 No.15602164 >>15602086 I prefer a soft dormouse. They are built of this kind of thing after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:58:04 2016 No.15602165 >>15602149 >>15602161

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:59:11 2016 No.15602171 >>15602160 You know that's not going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 20:59:45 2016 No.15602173 >>15602152 Delete this

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:00:01 2016 No.15602174

>>15602138
He's right about the assimilation, but his conclusion is wack.

>>15602123
Queen slimes are a result of a failure to divide properly. That eliminates any slimes with cores (like Dark Slime) from being able to do the same thing.

Unlike a regular slime, Shoggs just keep growing and assimilating more instead of dividing. So while you could have a Shogg palace, run by your Shogg, you wouldn't have a harem of them. Funny thing. They're actually one of the only monstergirls not confirmed to breed. The profile makes it sound like they're just the originals created by the Chaos leaking through and looking for husbands. Nothing about bouncing baby abominations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:02:18 2016 No.15602180 Everyone stop posting images until this mess has been sorted out. That way it'll be easy to identify spammers and idiots because they'll be the only ones still doing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:02:35 2016 No.15602181 >>15602174 What if you threw a whole bunch of Dark Slime cores together? I mean yeah it'd be more of a Harem of Dark Slimes than an actual Queen Dark Slime, but one of them could be the boss and make a slime crown for herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:03:04 2016 No.15602185 >>15602180 Anon you're just going to get blocked again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:05:50 2016 No.15602191 >>15602124 She got a special concoction from her local Lichery to add to her hot cocoa and insists you should try it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:05:55 2016 No.15602192 File: 2.22 MB, 2000x2594, 1469148565143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602117 I wanna nibble on her marshmallows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:05:57 2016 No.15602193 File: 563 KB, 1300x1000, Hound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who likes their girls rough and tough?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:07:31 2016 No.15602198 >>15602193 Me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:07:33 2016 No.15602199 >>15602181 >Dark Slime gets a bunch of other cores Sounds more like Slime Tsung to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1WHKM6WWjA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:07:42 2016 No.15602201 >>15602193 I'd agree to it if she'd let me go and give me a 30 second head start. Hunting sex gets the blood pumping. Also, that grammar is making me feel like english isn't her first language. And that's turning me on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:15:23 2016 No.15602228 File: 381 KB, 672x1100, 275_cait_sith_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602156 If a Cait Sith really had hips like that I wouldn't be able to help myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:16:11 2016 No.15602229 >>15602201 Thirty seconds is heckpup hour, she'll give you a one hour head start since you feel so confident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:16:51 2016 No.15602234 >>15602193 That doesn't look good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:18:49 2016 No.15602244 >>15602193 This is the guy that drew that Living Armor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:19:35 2016 No.15602248 >>15602229 I'll give her a kiss on the cheek before I start running to really set her off! When she catches me, I'll give her a kiss on the lips!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:20:59 2016 No.15602252 File: 1.03 MB, 3508x2480, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602193 Just so long as they're reluctantly tender afterwards

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:21:38 2016 No.15602253 >>15602228 >posting furries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:22:53 2016 No.15602260 >>15602252 do manticores purr or chuff?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:23:33 2016 No.15602265 >>15602260 They rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:24:31 2016 No.15602269 File: 251 KB, 736x928, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602260 Purr. They melt in your hands if you scratch them right but they will yell at you afterwards for doing it. Thiugh they'll never tell you to stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:24:41 2016 No.15602270 >>15602087 But where is the dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:26:04 2016 No.15602274 >>15602253 They are technically monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:26:31 2016 No.15602275 File: 790 KB, 1153x1094, 1463204475923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602193 This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:26:47 2016 No.15602277 >>15602274 you fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:27:16 2016 No.15602278 >>15602274 Kemono aren't monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:27:36 2016 No.15602280 >>15602274 So is ur mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:28:28 2016 No.15602283 >>15602277 >>15602278 They're in Monster Girl Encyclopedia, they're monster girls. Or at least the Sith are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:30:09 2016 No.15602287 >>15602283 They're to MGE what Polt and Luz are to the EMG. So no, they aren't monstergirls.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:34:36 2016 No.15602303

>>15602269
I want to grab a Manticore's head when she has me pinned to the ground and scratch behind her ears!
I want to feel her turn to putty in my hands and keep scratching her ears while she purrs and rubs her head against me!
I want her to lazily mount me and start gently riding me while telling me to keep scratching her behind the ears!
I want to surprise her bully gang by walking with her to school while holding hands!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:35:12 2016 No.15602305 >>15602193 i am going to smooch that hellhound and catch her off guard then smooch her again!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:36:15 2016 No.15602307 >>15602303 >>15602305 Anon contain yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:38:39 2016 No.15602312 >>15602193 Eye poke and bitch running.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:39:17 2016 No.15602318 >>15602307 No! My need to be loving with smug girls cannot be contained!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:40:06 2016 No.15602320 >>15602287 >Hating on Polt and Luz Oh boy here we go

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:40:54 2016 No.15602322 >>15602193 Depends on whether or not they can produce milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:41:56 2016 No.15602327 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:43:19 2016 No.15602329

I've always wondered about Cait Sith. I've usually just shrugged it off as a Nipponization of Cait Sidhe. (Which still doesn't make much sense to me since it's pronounced as 'Ket Shee') But there are actually other fey labeled as Sidhe in the MGE like Leanan Sidhe, aren't there?.
Is it just the Nips being Nips or am I missing something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:43:35 2016 No.15602331 >>15602320 Like it or not, they're still kemono/furry, so this should be common knowledge to the extent that I wouldn't need to argue with you in the first place. Also, you're more than free to discuss Polt and Luz in the MonMusu threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:44:30 2016 No.15602333 >>15602275 That dog is big!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:44:58 2016 No.15602335 File: 34 KB, 520x390, 12800425_f520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602329 She's a Sith Lord Just like Sheev

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:45:19 2016 No.15602336 No man can resist the allure of maid pussy. He can try, but he'll fail. Even the most strong willed of men can only claim that they'll never fuck the maid for so long. Before they know it, she's rubbing a small baby bump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:46:41 2016 No.15602338 >>15602335 So... Darth Mittens?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:47:11 2016 No.15602339 >>15602336 >resist the allure of maid pussy Those words... is it possible to use these words in a sentence like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:47:14 2016 No.15602341 >>15602336 What if he has a wife?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:47:38 2016 No.15602343
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>>15602307
I love toasty warm hellhounds too much anon i cannot so i will not

i'm going to do mushy romantic things to a cold, distant delinquent hellhound and make her all flustered and blushy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:47:43 2016 No.15602344 >>15602338 New nickname for werecat daughteru get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:48:18 2016 No.15602345 >>15602329 I'm still worried that if he does more Siths/Sidhes, he'll find a reason to the furrify them. (Even though Dullahan are labeled as Sidhes) I mean, he couldn't possibly fuck up something simple like a Baobhan Sidh can he?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:48:26 2016 No.15602346
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>>15602336
>>15602339
I don't like submissive losers. I can't respect women who are under me.

Besides, Monster Girls are superior. to human boys. They should be the ones serving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:49:16 2016 No.15602348 >>15602346 HAHAHA Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:51:08 2016 No.15602352 >>15602336 What this guy >>15602346 said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:52:23 2016 No.15602358 >>15602341 >what is a mistress

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:52:31 2016 No.15602359 >>15602345 The only reason why he made Cait and Cu Sith into furries was to appeal to the kemono fanbase of Japan. Which isn't nearly as obnoxious at first glance as the dick waffle dipshits of the west.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:53:27 2016 No.15602362 >>15602341 The maid is the wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:53:39 2016 No.15602363 >>15602346 I hope you see the irony.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:53:57 2016 No.15602366 >>15602358 >cheating on your wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:54:16 2016 No.15602368 >>15602358 But that's wrong. A man should only have his wife. >>15602362 She's not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:54:41 2016 No.15602372 File: 2.89 MB, 1878x2568, 1462151486248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602343 >tfw no Hellhound to keep you warm during the cold Canadian winters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:55:09 2016 No.15602373 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1597, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602346 >no Grapist Snek to serve I'm running out of reasons to live

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:55:55 2016 No.15602375 >you will never fingerbang your kobold daughteru as she sits on your lap and shitposts about the anti monster states Hello Darkness~

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:56:14 2016 No.15602379

>>15602345
>he couldn't possibly fuck up something simple like a Baobhan Sidh can he?
Actually had to look that one up. So thanks for making me learn something new.
Seems like it'd take a lot of effort to turn a Scottish vampire into a furry. But I wouldn't hold my breath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:56:43 2016 No.15602381 File: 115 KB, 850x1207, 1469757403380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602373 Do it Anon. Bite the apple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:57:01 2016 No.15602382 Reminder to slow down on the images and please delete unrelated stuff like reaction images. Remember how we got here, don't be so quick to trust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:57:09 2016 No.15602383 Reminder that Virgins are the most powerful force in Monster Girl verse. Even a Lilim wouldn't attempt to cross one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:57:44 2016 No.15602386 >>15602382 make me, your not my dad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:58:02 2016 No.15602389 >>15602372 I live in Florida. As much as I love the idea of cuddling on a cold night I don't think I could do it down here with a girl who is on fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 21:58:39 2016 No.15602393 >>15602382 This. >>15602386 It's basic etiquette fuckwad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:00:08 2016 No.15602397 >>15602366 >being wrong >>15602368 >being wronger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:00:47 2016 No.15602403 File: 1.43 MB, 937x1031, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602381 She doesn't have to drug me to make me consent. I mean if she wants to lace something with an aphrodisiac that's awesome, but just ask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:01:00 2016 No.15602404 >>15602393 I've already decided I won't be posting any more images, not even on-topic ones.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:03:41 2016 No.15602413 [DELETED]

>>15602382
>>15602393
The mods have already told us we have to make new threads when we hit image limit.(And before you say they didn't force us, the mod was the one who started this all and he'll start making the ops again if we stop.) At this point stop caring about image limit. The mods made us do this, how it affects the board is entirely on them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:04:03 2016 No.15602416 >>15602397 Don't justify yourself on your wrongness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:05:12 2016 No.15602420 I want to be greeted by a shortstack, chubby kitsune when I get home after a long day. Tail fondling would do a lot to help me relax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:05:16 2016 No.15602421 >>15602413 You don't sound like a regular here I can tell that much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:05:31 2016 No.15602423 >>15602373 >>15602381 >>15602403 >Still no story about a young prince kidnapped by a fat mean old Apophis and made into her willing boytoy slave >Just that one excerpt Why live?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:05:58 2016 No.15602424 >>15602413 >have to >HAVE Source >how it affects the board is entirely on them And will they aid us when the natives are screaming for our blood?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:06:30 2016 No.15602426 File: 369 KB, 800x1000, 1463215091687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602372 i want to forgo blankets and pillows and use my hellhound wife instead and snuggle right up against her our inland summers would be horrendous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:07:07 2016 No.15602427 >>15602416 Don't wiggle your shit opinions in my face like they're gold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:07:57 2016 No.15602429 >>15602397 The only person you should have sex with is your wedded wife.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:09:15 2016 No.15602435

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead go visit Stackers, the new, shortstack centric restaurant down the road.

They have really good burgers and even serve 'mini-burgers' that are one burger broken up into small ones that let you sample different types and toppings.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:09:44 2016 No.15602437

Zipangufag, if you're here...

I fucking hate you because now I'm having dreams of an Oomukade getting freaked out because a bearded guy is introducing her to ale, asking her what she thinks of the brew when the only drinks they have readily available is sake

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:09:51 2016 No.15602439 [DELETED]

>>15602421
Ok then

>>15602424
>Source
I literally explained in my post
Are you fucking retarded? Were your parents siblings? The mod will just make the new threads himself.

>when the natives are screaming
Who cares anymore. The mod team already made their decision on the matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:11:55 2016 No.15602447 File: 251 KB, 767x511, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Satyros approaches you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:14:04 2016 No.15602452 >>15602447 I inform her that this is the IT department and we are not allowed to drink in the office.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:14:31 2016 No.15602453 File: 394 KB, 1790x2048, twit1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Monster Girl images, fresh from Twitter Lich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:15:36 2016 No.15602455 File: 332 KB, 1680x2048, twit2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602453 Queen Slime

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:16:13 2016 No.15602456 >>15602455 YUGE Slime

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:16:13 2016 No.15602457 >>15602453 >>15602455 Already posted in the previous thread, you can stop now,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:16:40 2016 No.15602460 File: 350 KB, 1632x2048, twit3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602455 And Cheshire Cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:16:49 2016 No.15602462 >An Archangel and A Lilim will never come to an agreement to protect you from the shadows and take once you come to age

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:17:43 2016 No.15602463 >>15602453 That looks like a soft girl I'd sit in my lap while she reads. >>15602455 And that's a soft harem I'd engage in missionary sex wth. >>15602460 Milk the cat tats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:17:56 2016 No.15602465 >>15602462 But who gets property rights?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:20:44 2016 No.15602473 >>15602462 >Archangel Don't exist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:23:07 2016 No.15602477 File: 446 KB, 1498x1829, 1469472431383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if...horse pussy that could fly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:24:00 2016 No.15602480 >>15602473 Yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:25:56 2016 No.15602486 >>15602477 So basically a Pegasus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:26:42 2016 No.15602489 >>15602477 So, falling horse patties?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:27:06 2016 No.15602490 >>15602477 I want to be the mad scientist that gives Ushi-Onis wings so that they can become the apex predator MG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:29:29 2016 No.15602495 >>15602429 No t. Khepri

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:31:33 2016 No.15602502 File: 82 KB, 700x454, Flying Ushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602486 Oh. Right. What if... a humie that was also a mermaid? >>15602490 Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:32:35 2016 No.15602509 >>15602502 So... Eight legs, seven vagainyas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:34:06 2016 No.15602511 File: 262 KB, 1440x900, 1394028453842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602193 I like girls that are rought and tough on the outside and gentle and soft on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:34:22 2016 No.15602512 >>15602509 IMAGINE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:35:03 2016 No.15602517 File: 133 KB, 689x1020, 1422549272944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And the award for biggest joke of 2016 goes to... Human Boy Rights

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:35:31 2016 No.15602519

>>15602123
Yeah, The Queen Slime profile states that any subspecies can become a queen slime. hogs are a subspecies of slime, and I've run this idea through the thread a couple of times.
>No eldrich mansion staffed by buff shogg guards and alluring shogg meidos and noblewomen, all semi-autonomous clones of your shog queen
>A harem of one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:36:37 2016 No.15602523 >>15602517 This meme was never funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:37:01 2016 No.15602526 >>15602517 Do you want to get shot? Cause that's how you get shot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:39:08 2016 No.15602533 >>15602523 >>15602526 Found the bonnet tippers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:39:55 2016 No.15602536 >>15602533 This meme wasn't funny either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:40:03 2016 No.15602538 File: 595 KB, 652x1040, 1467550097903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602465 Whomever has the power to keep you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:41:09 2016 No.15602542 >>15602533 Is that meme even alive anymore? Also, I'M HUMAN, THE REAL DEAL, RIGHT DOWN TO THE MARROW OF MY FUCKING BONES. DON'T COMPARE ME WITH YOU FAGGOT ASS MONSTERS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:42:25 2016 No.15602548 >>15602542 You seem upset

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:42:37 2016 No.15602550 >>15602523 Funnier then a human boy comedian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:43:25 2016 No.15602554 File: 61 KB, 680x869, 1469423912787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602536 >>15602542 What memes do you guys like then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:43:36 2016 No.15602556 >>15602548 And you're out of the loop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:44:42 2016 No.15602558 >>15602554 >the bag Heh >the bracelets ...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:45:34 2016 No.15602561 >>15602447 Yeah honey, yours will be the 53rd pair I've seen tonight. Just pay your tab please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:45:52 2016 No.15602563 >>15602550 >women >funny Nice joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:46:26 2016 No.15602565 File: 418 KB, 555x573, smugness trifecta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602542 >>15602523 >>15602526 >implying the optimum human condition isnt one in civil and/or sexual servitude to monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:46:57 2016 No.15602568 >>15602554 Nothing made by monster girls. >>15602565 It's not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:47:04 2016 No.15602569 Do not perpetu8 the b8.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:47:10 2016 No.15602571 >>15602563 You're missing the comparison.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:47:29 2016 No.15602572 File: 27 KB, 500x557, 1454515515426-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602554 When did Cheshire Cat become such a meme lord?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:47:47 2016 No.15602576 >>15602565 You're about 4 years too late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:48:10 2016 No.15602577 >Memes so tired only a newfag could be entertained by them Gee, nice thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:48:18 2016 No.15602578 >>15602571 Your comparison is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:49:28 2016 No.15602581 >>15602420 I've touched a fox's tail before, it's really not that great. Now fondling a shortsack holst's boobs after work, that's the ticket.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:49:52 2016 No.15602582 >>15602565 I agree with you but I'd rather not have another dom vs sub shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:50:11 2016 No.15602585 >>15602568 >Its not. Prove it, faggot >>15602576 >implying we even thought of having these kinds of conversations 4 years ago MGE, and therefore its discussions over subjugation, werent a major thing until 3-2 half years ago mate

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:50:20 2016 No.15602586

>>15602550
>>15602563
>>15602571
>>15602578
Human Boys make terrible comedians. They're just unfunny. Human Boys should leave the funny business to Monster Girls and stick with what your good with, which is being in the kitchen and geting fucked by your wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:51:11 2016 No.15602589 >>15602569 This entire thread is bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:51:41 2016 No.15602592 >>15602586 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:52:10 2016 No.15602595 Stop responding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:52:17 2016 No.15602596 >>15602585 You're not fooling anyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:52:22 2016 No.15602598 >>15602572 Because her fans are terrible and unfunny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:52:32 2016 No.15602599 >>15602589 When you think about it, our lives are just bait. Bait to Monster Girls of course. I want to go fishing with a Shota to catch a Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:52:39 2016 No.15602600 >>15602589 What is man, if not an experiment to further the depths of which bait can be achieved?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:53:31 2016 No.15602602 >>15602599 Is the shota a eunuch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:54:03 2016 No.15602607 >>15602336 Only if that maid happens to be a slime, lich, or cursed sword.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:54:17 2016 No.15602609 >>15602563 Monster girls may very well develop a sense of humor. After all, they are acted upon by the same pressures that forced men to develop personalities and humors. I imagine monster girls to generally be quite traditionally masculine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:54:35 2016 No.15602611 >>15602602 No, why would he be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:55:31 2016 No.15602612 >>15602611 >use shota as bait >jinko finds >husbandos him and you get blue balls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:56:03 2016 No.15602614 >>15602585 Because man-made societies are the best societies. Monster girl realms are depressing and look awful. >>15602586 Monster girls wouldn't be funny, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:57:06 2016 No.15602618 >>15602609 But anon, they're women. Women aren't funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:57:10 2016 No.15602619 >>15602614 Dear god, man. You ought to get your rectum checked with how much you just pulled out of your ass with that

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:57:37 2016 No.15602622
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>>15602609
>Monster girls may very well develop a sense of humor. After all, they are acted upon by the same pressures that forced men to develop personalities and humors. I imagine monster girls to generally be quite traditionally masculine.
Monster Girls have always been fairly role reversal.

>Stronger and tougher then Human Boys, and oftentimes more dominant
>More Monster Girls then Human Boys, and thus Monster Girls are typically the ones who pursue Human Boys
>Monster Girls rape

In other words, it's a paradise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:58:10 2016 No.15602626 >>15602602 >eunuch Don't

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:58:32 2016 No.15602628 >>15602618 Human women aren't funny, sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:59:19 2016 No.15602631 >>15602626 What

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:59:40 2016 No.15602635 >>15602612 Well I'm not in it to fuck Jinkos. I just want to catch and release one of every Monster Girl. And simultaneously donate Shotas to Monster Girls in need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 22:59:41 2016 No.15602636 File: 90 KB, 600x663, 1460343763166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602609 >Have magic, goddess-like looks, and rape-friendly strength on your side >"Nah, better look into comedy theory just to make sure"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:00:07 2016 No.15602637 >>15602619 Are you trying to imply that gray lands full of dead vegetation are good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:00:18 2016 No.15602639 >>15602117 >One girl >Two cups Thank god she got the reference wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:01:03 2016 No.15602643 >>15602635 >catch and release You're the worst.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:01:07 2016 No.15602644 >>15602622 >it's a paradise. Not to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:01:51 2016 No.15602646 >>15602636 You aren't too bright are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:01:55 2016 No.15602647 >>15602453 She looks like she's been upgrading herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:02:13 2016 No.15602649 >>15602637 Not him, but you're pretty wrong.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:02:46 2016 No.15602651
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Would you be fine with MGs that can also be the animal versions they are based off of?

Like scratching the back of your Cheshire waifu's cat ears and what not like a pet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:02:58 2016 No.15602654 >>15602643 I don't have a PC to store the Monster Girls in though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:03:00 2016 No.15602655 >>15602644 Why are you so grumpy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:03:46 2016 No.15602658 >>15602647 Monster girls are under no fucking pressure. You're the one who's a wet match in a dark cave.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:04:15 2016 No.15602663

>>15602637
Well that is to imply it has gray lands or dead vegetation. Demon realms haven't been said to have either of those, to my knowledge, and even in the event of there possibly being dead vegetation there are demon plants and vegetation that would replace or mutate that vegetation into.

Furthermore, you're very much implying you can judge a civilization based on its harmony or propensity with nature

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:04:17 2016 No.15602664 >>15602644 Making the mother of all omelets here jack, can't fret over every egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:04:49 2016 No.15602667 >>15602655 I'm not grumpy, just voicing an opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:04:53 2016 No.15602669 >>15602523 Its just one guy posting the same thing over and over again. Best to ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:05:01 2016 No.15602670 >>15602658 Calm your triggers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:05:07 2016 No.15602671 >>15602649 Apologies, Anon. My rancor was directed at this dumbshit up here >>15602646

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:05:36 2016 No.15602674 >>15602453 DELICIOUS THIC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:06:36 2016 No.15602681 >>15602637 >What are the Green Realms

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:07:47 2016 No.15602685

>>15602663
>Well that is to imply it has gray lands or dead vegetation. Demon realms haven't been said to have either of those, to my knowledge
I think it was in one of the world guides, but that was also followed by how some can be green and healthy.

>you can judge a civilization based on its harmony or propensity with nature
You absolutely can, the quality of the land shows the quality of the people.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:08:12 2016 No.15602687

>>15602671
>My rancor was directed at this dumbshit up here
It shouldn't be, faggot. When every girl out there is 10/10 and you can throw cum in the dark and STILL hit a magical superpowered goddess, the one who can make her man laugh while she rapes him obviously gets the husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:08:48 2016 No.15602689 >>15602681 A very rare thing that can be completely overlooked. Green Realms aren't the norm, they're a rare occurrence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:11:57 2016 No.15602698 >>15602689 >these only started to spring forth in recent years, but they are a peculiar kind of demon realm that are increasing at a staggering rate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:12:44 2016 No.15602700 >>15602698 >Believing monster lies.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:14:02 2016 No.15602704

>>15602685
>You absolutely can
The nineteenth and early twentieth century would disagree with your there.

Either way, you also imply that mankind's civilizations are seemingly lock-and-step with nature, and that monster civilization is seemingly a LOTR Orc-esque destruction of nature, despite nature elementals being apart of monster civilization

Even still, this in no way proves that mankind's societies are superior, let alone the best, if it were true, and that somehow mankind wouldn't be better off under monstergirl subjugation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:15:06 2016 No.15602708 >>15602700 Oh so you weren't an ignorant, just trying to start more shit. Also that shit is written by a human scholar, good one again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:15:12 2016 No.15602709 >>15602698 >Replying to a shitstirrer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:16:42 2016 No.15602712 >>15602704 >and that somehow mankind wouldn't be better off under monstergirl subjugation It's not, monster girls are not fit to be rulers. It's a fact. >>15602708 With a monster wife, so everything he says is absolutely worthless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:18:08 2016 No.15602716 File: 429 KB, 1350x1200, 1469762288899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] have you used your toaster today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:18:39 2016 No.15602717 >>15602712 >It's not, monster girls are not fit to be rulers. It's a fact. Do you have any proof of this whatsoever? Beyond a reference to how the landscape may possibly affected by it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:19:17 2016 No.15602720 >>15602716 Why is a door shoving bread into a robot's machinery?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:20:11 2016 No.15602723 >>15602554 Does this picture imply heart pupils are a meme?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:21:03 2016 No.15602725 >>15602717 If women themselves aren't fit to be rulers, than monster girls would be no different. Hell, a human woman might actually be more competent at being a leader since monster girls base their choices off of emotion much more than human women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:21:36 2016 No.15602726 >>15602554 I want to bop her on the head and remind her that we're the same age. Then fuck the memes out of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:21:56 2016 No.15602728 >>15602720 man I love context, because without it videogames are retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:22:31 2016 No.15602730 >>15602712 So if I understand correctly, either KC deliberately wrote everything bing false or you're talking shit out of your ass. I think I'l take the second one. >>15602717 He obviously doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:23:01 2016 No.15602732 >>15602716 >Her butt is the toaster >Toast comes out smelling like her farts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:24:02 2016 No.15602734 >>15602728 Most things are retarded without context. >>15602732 Anon, robots don't fart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:25:40 2016 No.15602736 >>15602725 So you're using the real world as an example to justify a fantasy one? Wew. To me it sounds more like the problem here is that you're a dom who can't stand females having a position of power in a fictional setting.

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:26:50 2016 No.15602739

I want a paladingirl with the mindset of doomguy
>Through her enmity with a powerful archdemon finds herself thrown into hell with nothing but a sword and board. A death sentence
>Learn the black magic to open a portal to hell to find her before its too late, well aware that every second you take could be a week in hell-time
>By the time you find her, her shoulder length hair has grown ass length. Her armors is in scraps and rusted beyond repair, caked with blood and gore
>She is covered heat to toe in blood and flesh and you see her wade through the hordes of demon scum tearing them apart with her bear hands when her sword breaks until she can get her hands on a long forgotten relic and use it against her foes.
>Dodge an errant head as she knocks it clean off a demon's shoulders with a warhammer she picked up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:27:23 2016 No.15602742 >>15602734 true, but i first realise it withe the amount of kirby i play

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:27:49 2016 No.15602743 >>15602736 What's wrong with being a dom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:28:22 2016 No.15602745 File: 1.67 MB, 700x2625, 1469762902888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do NOT trust cats

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:29:35 2016 No.15602748 >>15602739 She sounds mean. All those demons just wanted to help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:29:54 2016 No.15602749 >>15602743 Good way to avoid the topic and try to add more fire to the shitstorm, troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:31:08 2016 No.15602755 >>15602749 ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:32:09 2016 No.15602758 >>15602745 Why not?

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:32:52 2016 No.15602763

>>15602725
See, in most cases, you would be right.
However, just because it is an emotional society doesnt mean it isnt an effective one, nor an intelligent one

A monstergirl, and her husband typically, are hedonistic and emotional. However, through this hedonism and emotion using magic MANAMO MANA bullshit as a conduit, a monstergirl is able to channel it into a field or aspect of society and thereby propels far beyond any possibilites of mankind's civilization.

And just because they are hedonistic, does not mean they are not intelligent. I dont really think I have to name the amount of times monsters have intelligently bullshitted their way into one-upping humanity. Just because they are emotional doesnt mean they cannot be smart in their actions. And likewise a monstergirl is very limited in her scope, and therefore a monstergirl wouldnt go into a leadership position unless it was inherently good at a leadership position. MANAMO MANA is merely a giant magnifying glass in which inherent talent that comes from being a monster is magnified into mythical mastery.

And then if you want we could go full on Stirner here and simply say that if man isn't to be monsters' subjigates, then they would be successfully asserting their freedom against those trying to take it. By abjectly failing repeatedly to assert their freedom, they themselves are unable to not assert they are not thereby property.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:33:26 2016 No.15602765 >>15602117 FECK OFF CUP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNwcXtWFWic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:35:37 2016 No.15602769 >>15602745 >Hey anon, I brought chips, wanna eat them together? >What's with all these bags? Could he be hiding? >So it's hide and seek. READY OR NOT! >Let's see... >FOUND YA! >[FRIGHTENED HUMAN NOISES] That the gist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:36:55 2016 No.15602774 >>15602739 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:37:45 2016 No.15602778 File: 40 KB, 500x347, Vulcan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we need more fire demons

Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:39:26 2016 No.15602781

>>15602763
>isn't an effective one, nor an intelligent one
That's very true, I guess I just let my bias of how monster behave and my experiences in life get the best of me from time to me. I still feel that I wouldn't enjoy living in a society where monster completely rule over men though. Just not my kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:40:24 2016 No.15602785 >>15602778 Fuck Vulcans, they are whores for that bastard fire king.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:40:27 2016 No.15602786 >>15602778 But fire is hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:41:19 2016 No.15602788 >>15602774 Imagine how intense sex with her would be. >Muscles and a will literally forged in the fires of hell >Distant eyes that have seen things you could never understand that are way too intense and honed when they focus on the moment

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:46:04 2016 No.15602796 Snibako, are you out there? How's your work coming along? I like it when Drawfags post sketches and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:48:58 2016 No.15602802 >>15602739 What kind of monster girl would she be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:50:08 2016 No.15602809 >>15602802 The greatest monster of them all. Human

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 28 23:53:24 2016 No.15602816 >>15602809 Then she should go to /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:01:18 2016 No.15602835 No CC mandragora thats been in the garden for years

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:02:32 2016 No.15602838 I shall be warrior and fight duels in the arena!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:02:46 2016 No.15602839 >>15602835 But Mandragoras are loud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:04:51 2016 No.15602844 >>15602839 then you whip it out and make her scream loulder!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:06:35 2016 No.15602847 File: 171 KB, 966x802, 1454519170832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602839 >>15602844 In the greenhouse nobody can hear you ahegao.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:08:38 2016 No.15602849 >>15602838 >all fun and games till the dragon and tiger duo want a piece of you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:08:55 2016 No.15602851 >>15602835 Is she molested by racoon girls? Those bastards keep raping my backyard too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:10:29 2016 No.15602853 >>15602835 I'd rather take a CC alraune or liliraune

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:10:47 2016 No.15602855 >>15602851 >No tanukis bulling your mangragoas for roots

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:10:59 2016 No.15602857 >>15602849 >duels >2v1 Hey, that's against the rules! I'm telling!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:13:34 2016 No.15602862 >>15602778 How about an Ifrit girl. Or even a proper djinn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:14:17 2016 No.15602865 >>15602857 >complain to the arena one about the fight >owner decides to let you bring a ally for the fight

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:14:24 2016 No.15602866 >>15602838 >You'll never be a warrior fighting in the arena, hoping for the day, someday, when a monstergirl defeats you because you were cursed for your excessive pride in your strength to never know love until you were defeated in battle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:16:02 2016 No.15602870 >>15602517 You keep saying this so much I'm starting to get the feeling you're pulling the same thing little kids pull when they say 'girls are gross'. You want to give those boys rights, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:16:26 2016 No.15602873 File: 829 KB, 1600x1452, 1446358261995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602865 Good. Immortal Iron Wing, Diana Rand it is!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:17:01 2016 No.15602876 >>15602865 >https://youtu.be/tNJndj3YgWo >"Now hold on a minute, this isn't a fair duel at all so let me tell ya' something." >"I'm gonna make it a Tag Team match playa!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:19:45 2016 No.15602884 >>15602876 >the arena owner will never place you one on one with a cc warrior lich

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:19:59 2016 No.15602886 >>15602739 I can only picture her saying "You're huge! That must mean you have a huge dick! Grip and suck!" and the last part repeats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:21:48 2016 No.15602893 File: 153 KB, 764x1000, 5168a98562a84bb840896bf2881d3668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602876 >tag team with a lucha oni partner There's gonna be so many broken chairs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:21:58 2016 No.15602894 >>15602873 >You will never tag team with a wyvren in the arena >she will never ask you to be her dragoon after a important win

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:24:30 2016 No.15602902 >>15602849 what would that duo be called

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:25:48 2016 No.15602910 >>15602902 toradora

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:26:54 2016 No.15602911 >>15602902 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is too easy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:28:44 2016 No.15602918 >>15602876 This arena sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:31:28 2016 No.15602924 All I need to know is are the human arena goers there by choice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:32:32 2016 No.15602926 File: 225 KB, 1150x1600, Rapetrain coming through.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602838 You will regret this decision.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:35:04 2016 No.15602934 >>15602924 I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:36:19 2016 No.15602938 >>15602918 The owner is a Tanuki who knows that good fights bring in the big bucks while one-sided fights are boring and not a good draw, so you'd be put up against weak girls first. If you do good you'll get stronger opponents and a bigger cut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:36:25 2016 No.15602939 >>15602926 Lady, the arena has a rule: Regrets are for the weak!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:37:28 2016 No.15602942 >>15602893 >You'll never be the flippy high flier to her Mastodon. >Your combined finisher will never be a double DDT with you flipping off the top rope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:37:41 2016 No.15602944 >Fate now includes an Anubis-Pharaoh JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:39:39 2016 No.15602947 >>15602944 Shame Nitocris has no fluffy tail to compare to Tamamos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:41:03 2016 No.15602950 >>15602947 That is indeed, quite a shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:41:29 2016 No.15602952 File: 312 KB, 1000x1000, 1469576708759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it that time again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:42:30 2016 No.15602956 >>15602952 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:43:45 2016 No.15602960 >>15602952 Druella is the only semen demon I'd love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:44:17 2016 No.15602961 >>15602952 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:45:52 2016 No.15602966 >>15602952 what time is it i hope it's lunch time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:46:36 2016 No.15602968 >>15602952 I want to cuddlefuck Deruella!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:49:57 2016 No.15602972 >>15602952 You mean a time to draw us a Kesaran Pasaran and Chupa-chan on a psychedelic trip?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:50:42 2016 No.15602975 >>15602926 >>15602938 Story Idea >Anon rises through the arena ranks in order to fight the dragon thats be putting him down the whole time nothing fancy, but could be a good read

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:52:20 2016 No.15602979 >>15602975 Just imagine how wet that Dragon's going to get when Anon cuts a promo after kicking an Amazon's ass about how he's coming to get the championship from her. Win or lose, Anon's virginity won't survive that night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:53:17 2016 No.15602981 >>15602975 He could just talk his feelings out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:54:08 2016 No.15602984 File: 1.54 MB, 1731x1873, allured 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602960 >>15602968 Druella is the only redemable character in that setting, at least thread cannon druella is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:55:31 2016 No.15602990 >>15602984 She's really cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:55:52 2016 No.15602991 >>15602981 >in a arena to fight strong opponents >wanting to settle differences with words whats wrong with you? this scenario is built for physical conflict!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:56:17 2016 No.15602993 >>15602984 What is that pose based off of? I know I've seen it somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:56:31 2016 No.15602994 >>15602984 What are you talking about? Thats not Druella.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:57:46 2016 No.15603001 >>15602991 Planescape: Torment has taught me that words have power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:58:13 2016 No.15603002 >>15602991 I'm sure the could settle their differences outside of the ring and he could spend the time he would have training and fighting towards his hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 00:59:58 2016 No.15603006 >>15602984 Where are her wings?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:00:27 2016 No.15603009 >>15602993 puu sh/qihMU/a775a6cc81.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:00:30 2016 No.15603010 >>15603002 as a man who play's fighting games I know Ryu will hang himself being told that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:01:42 2016 No.15603011 >>15602984 Deruella is 100% for cuddling and making happy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:03:05 2016 No.15603013 >>15603009 >Megumin Ah, I swore it could've originated from JoJo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:06:54 2016 No.15603026 >>15602952 >>15602984 I want Deruella to bully me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:07:18 2016 No.15603027 >>15603010 Good, he needs to calm the fuck down about "the fight" or get raped by a MG chun li, whatever works

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:07:54 2016 No.15603030 File: 197 KB, 500x801, 1426008227393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another day, another assassin trying to interfere with your grand campaign. This one seems to be hesitating, as she caught you with your pants down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:10:09 2016 No.15603037 >>15603030 She's cosplaying as the Belmont with the best theme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:10:47 2016 No.15603040 >>15603030 Another member for the assassin harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:10:49 2016 No.15603041 File: 152 KB, 1000x1000, allured.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603013 i had jojo in mind when drawing that, then i rewatched konosuba then i realized that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:12:12 2016 No.15603047 >>15603041 less, whatever happened to Haohi? We haven't seen her in a while, just her Alp Boy(girl?)friend and the Bird Where are you hiding her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:12:39 2016 No.15603049 >>15603041 Draw her with massive lactating tits now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:13:12 2016 No.15603051 >>15603002 assuming this arena is voluntary, wouldn't his hobby actually be fighting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:14:41 2016 No.15603053 >>15603051 Maybe he only took it up because the dragon hurt his feelings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:14:53 2016 No.15603054 >>15603049 Anon no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:14:57 2016 No.15603055 >>15603047 Haohi badly disguised as Druella in an attempt to make everyone in the Demon Realm think she's not been away this entire time when

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:16:06 2016 No.15603059 >>15603049 how about her just chilling with one of the fallen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:17:11 2016 No.15603063 >>15603054 It must be done. >>15603059 The fallen what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:18:47 2016 No.15603069 >>15603063 Anon, no! Lactating tits are lewd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:19:00 2016 No.15603070 >>15603053 cant a man just love fighting for the sake of it? just get into battling for the thrill? fall in love with the dragon because shes a worthy opponent and not "waah she was mean to me!"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:20:04 2016 No.15603075 >>15603049 >You'll never bully Deruella lewdly after she accidentally drinks concentrated Holst milk. >You'll never pound her newly engorged tits while teasing her nipples. It hurts. >>15603054 Not him, but Anon yes. >>15603063 The Fallen Maidens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:20:05 2016 No.15603076 >>15603070 Seems like a waste of time to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:20:26 2016 No.15603077 >>15603063 fallen maidens

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:21:03 2016 No.15603081 Wolfus are for ____?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:21:38 2016 No.15603083

>>15603069
Lactating tis are best on non-bovine girls.
Speaking of lactating non-bovine girls, whatever happened to that draw fag that drew that lactating Mothman not too long ago?
>>15603075
>>15603077
The only Fallen Maidens I like are Wilma, Koyoi, and Merse, so sure I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:21:59 2016 No.15603086 >>15603076 I just think that the other way is a little overdone is all

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:22:13 2016 No.15603087 >>15603081 Petting!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:22:15 2016 No.15603088 >>15603076 That's because you don't have any concept of a Man's romance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:22:27 2016 No.15603090 >>15603077 specifically who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:23:14 2016 No.15603093 >>15603083 >The only Fallen Maidens I like are Wilma, Koyoi, and Merse As it should be! the others were a little crap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:24:00 2016 No.15603099 >>15603088 I just don't like getting my ass kicked,

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:24:10 2016 No.15603100 File: 419 KB, 1920x1080, 1429691971537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys come up with that hellhound proof ice cream yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:24:17 2016 No.15603101 >>15603090 Personally would vote koyoi or wilma

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:25:40 2016 No.15603105 >>15603099 >Getting your ass kicked. >Not training for years and then fighting until you can meet the woman who can defeat you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:25:42 2016 No.15603106 >>15603100 Why would I? Hellhounds are dumb!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:26:32 2016 No.15603108 >>15603105 Doesn't mean you'll like her.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:28:24 2016 No.15603111

>>15603099
I got a option b for ya
>tough as nails oni that wreck most of the higher tier arena regulars
>only you as her care taker get to see her soft side

there, all the glory of the arena with no effort on your part!
and now I want to give a oni a post fight massage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:32:47 2016 No.15603117 >>15603093 Aw come on, don't be like that.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:38:08 2016 No.15603125

>>15603117
It is like that, To me at least
>princess: kinda dull and I don't like ropers
>mimiru: hatred of lolis+magical girl trash
>half elf: elven race problems #550billion
>sasha: would be fine on her own, but had to drag lolis into it

that just me, feel free to like them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:39:34 2016 No.15603130 >>15603093 >doesn't like Sasha I need a word stronger than absolute to describe how gay you're being.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:44:57 2016 No.15603137 >>15603130 >sasha alone is fine, I just really hate lolis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:46:44 2016 No.15603142 >>15603137 How can you hate lolis? Not a lolifag, just, in what context do you hate them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:49:51 2016 No.15603147 >>15603055 Prince and the pauper druella sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:50:51 2016 No.15603153 >>15603142 Im against the sexualisation of little girls, funny coming from a guy who enjoys MGE that has a whole section dedicated to psuedo sibling incest but it is the truth. its one of the few things I hate about MGE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:52:45 2016 No.15603157 File: 156 KB, 480x640, BaphometE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603153 I don't even like Loli but you're the cancer that should be removed with prejudice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:52:53 2016 No.15603158 >>15602866 >not getting so strong you punch the curse off you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:54:02 2016 No.15603162 >>15603153 >phrases that get you raped

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:54:38 2016 No.15603164 >>15603157 you're free like what you want, just as I am free to hate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:55:33 2016 No.15603166 >>15603158 >Implying you can punch something that's literally seared into your soul. You can't muscle your way through everything anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:57:31 2016 No.15603170 >>15603162 I know what I want from monster girls. and what I want is a CC dragon that likes some things that I like. thats where my dreams lie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 01:58:13 2016 No.15603172 >>15603166 >he doesn't know Not with that attitude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:17:55 2016 No.15603220 File: 976 KB, 804x1140, 1438792992804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BALL FONDLING!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:23:28 2016 No.15603232 >>15603100 We're getting close! http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/living/ice-cream-melting-research-feat/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:44:25 2016 No.15603272 >>15603220 Absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:47:57 2016 No.15603282 >>15602193 Does sex count as jolly cooperation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:55:38 2016 No.15603303 would monster girl wrestling have a "divas division" for men?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:56:54 2016 No.15603307 >>15603303 Please no, we don't need bishies grinding against each other and sparkling and Alping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:58:26 2016 No.15603311 >>15603307 but the Tuxedo matches? >A tuxedo match is similar to the Bra and panties match, where the match is contested between two male competitors in tuxedos. To win, a wrestler must strip their opponent's tuxedo off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 02:59:40 2016 No.15603314 >>15603311 >KYAAA~ Yes, I know you like that type of thing. Off you go now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:01:02 2016 No.15603318 >>15603311 >Stripping off >A tuxedo God, that would take ages. They'd be all sweaty and glisteny by the end. More than anything they'd just be too exhausted to resist a good rape by the end. You're right, MG would love that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:02:49 2016 No.15603323 >>15603307 >>15603311 >>15603314 Forget the male divas, just give me alps stripping each other and wrestling for amusement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:03:38 2016 No.15603327 >>15603314 >>15603318 The Dudes division is for redneck monster girls to masturbate to

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:05:57 2016 No.15603335 >>15603303 better question is what kind of monster is Jane Cena because I can't see her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:07:00 2016 No.15603336 >>15603335 Dii-di-di-diiii~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:09:43 2016 No.15603340 What was the name of that place in MGC where the escorts all act incredibly chuuni? I want to go there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:10:31 2016 No.15603341 >>15603340 The Organization?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:11:24 2016 No.15603344 >>15603327 >redneck monster girls I didn't think that could be hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:11:37 2016 No.15603345 >>15603336 I cant believe I can actually hear it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:12:39 2016 No.15603348 >>15603344 You take 'em pants right off, hyuk-hyuk-hyuk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:13:46 2016 No.15603350 trailer park monster girls won't hide the fact she is fucking her brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:14:09 2016 No.15603351 >>15603344 Laid-back, Gator Girls. Hollerin' at the cute city boys that drive through their small, backwoods town.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:14:26 2016 No.15603352 >>15603348 Thats hillbilly, not redneck. Get your american stereotypes straight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:15:21 2016 No.15603354 >>15603352 What's the difference then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:17:14 2016 No.15603358 How spooky is sex with a skeleton

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:17:59 2016 No.15603361 >>15603358 It's a silly symphony of spookiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:18:11 2016 No.15603362 >>15603354 Several states, accent, dialect, and rate of inbreeding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:18:15 2016 No.15603363 >>15603350 I don't think many people here are too ashamed about incest anon, I mean, we've got people who brag about wanting to fuck their kids all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:18:52 2016 No.15603366 >>15603358 You can slap your dick on her ribcage and play it like a xylophone. That's pretty spooky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:18:58 2016 No.15603367 >>15603358 When she cums she goes doot doot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:19:42 2016 No.15603371 >>15603363 Monstergirl kids. Huge difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:19:49 2016 No.15603372 >>15603362 Well that doesn't help me at all. You yanks are all the same to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:20:36 2016 No.15603374 >>15603372 ok get this, hillbillies are from the hills of Appalachia, rednecks aren't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:20:38 2016 No.15603375 >>15603371 Yes, but still. Incest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:21:38 2016 No.15603376 >>15603374 Alpalachia, huh? That a gay ol' place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:21:58 2016 No.15603377 >>15603351 I want a dire gator oneesan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:22:20 2016 No.15603379 >>15603372 Great thing about having a giant country is the diversity of the population. All types of americans you can hate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:22:51 2016 No.15603382 >>15603327 >MY GAWD THEY RAPED HIM. AS CHIEF GOD AS MY WITNESS HE'S FUCK IN HALF"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:23:03 2016 No.15603383 >>15603376 Nothing but grumpy alps in those cold mountains.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:23:38 2016 No.15603384 >>15603382 >ARE YOU SEEING THIS COLE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:24:14 2016 No.15603386 Do monsters have an underground shota fight club?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:25:19 2016 No.15603389 >>15603386 >rather than the fights, the main attraction is nursing the boys afterwards Hmm, I see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:26:30 2016 No.15603395 >>15603384 >Y-Yes I'm seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:26:49 2016 No.15603398 >>15603384 >MAH GAWD THAT MAN WILL HAVE A FAMILY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:31:44 2016 No.15603410 >>15603398 >HERE COMES THE PRIEST >HE'S GOING THROUGH THE WEDDING VOWS >3 >2 >1 >AND THEY'RE MARRIED! THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE HUNDREDS OF KIDS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:31:52 2016 No.15603411 >>15603374 As a representative redneck, I'm now wondering type of MG would make for a good huntin' and fishin' partner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:33:46 2016 No.15603418 >>15603411 make sure you bring two so they don't drink all your beer or was that for baptists?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:41:29 2016 No.15603440 File: 893 KB, 1200x849, 80eaa9219a7d0a50d53da53f2aa2ce9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are yan girls so best in every way? Can you even say your waifu loves you if she wouldn't brutally murder anyone who tried to hurt you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:46:02 2016 No.15603452 >>15603440 What if it's just a misunderstanding?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:47:10 2016 No.15603456 >>15603411 Nothing takes away the winter cold like sex up a deer stand. Except for maybe when you end up falling out and breaking a leg. Just tell everyone it was a "hunting accident" and leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:47:36 2016 No.15603460 >>15603452 He/she better hope they can clear it up before it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:51:26 2016 No.15603471 I want a yan harem that understand they can't kill each other because it would make me sad

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:55:08 2016 No.15603487

>>15603411
All of the canine types spring to mind. Then probably dhampirs, vanilla centaurs, lizardmanders, elves that aren't busy being shit and, situationally, __alps__.

Going on a deer slaughtering rampage with a cursed rifle might also be good for giggles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:56:09 2016 No.15603491 >>15603471 >harem They should all team up to kill you instead for cheating on all of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:56:37 2016 No.15603492 Redneck monsters will tell you to avoid amazons

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:57:53 2016 No.15603500 >>15603491 That was the plan all along. Just end it now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 03:59:25 2016 No.15603505 >>15603440 I want yandere Lich twins.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:02:17 2016 No.15603511

>>15603505
>undead
>they can dismember each other on the regular to have quality time with you
>you're just chilling with Lich #1, cuddling in bed when Lich #2 comes in with fresh stitches on both her arms
>How rude, sister! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to sew your arms back on with just your toes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:02:41 2016 No.15603512 I like tsun elves

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:07:39 2016 No.15603522

How do you tell a gentle monster girl that you are not interested in her without breaking her heart?

I mean how can anyone in their sane mind marry a monster who does not even rape? Might as well tell them to fuck off but there is no need to hurt them in the process

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:08:52 2016 No.15603527 >>15603522 >I mean how can anyone in their sane mind marry a monster who does not even rape? It does not follow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:09:07 2016 No.15603531 >>15603522 I want to kiss the bullied gentle momster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:10:48 2016 No.15603538 >>15603531 I want to lick the bullied gentle monster's feet and be stepped on by her slimy feet until I cum all over her toes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:11:44 2016 No.15603542 So what sport is most popular for monster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:13:47 2016 No.15603549 >>15603527 Do you really trust a monster who is not strong enough to rape you? She won't be able to protect you, and she will give birth to weak children

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:13:59 2016 No.15603550 >>15603440 This is just what I needed to open up Word and write my share for tonight. I hope you enjoy the story when I post it, if not at least a little bit, whoever you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:16:19 2016 No.15603553 >>15603549 I'll protect her and our weak children. They'll surely turn out to be nerdy crybabies, but I'll hug them every day and find childhood friends for them so they can get married when they grow up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:18:01 2016 No.15603554 >>15603549 What does physical strength have to do with trust? I'm not trying to make a goddamn luchadore family here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:20:10 2016 No.15603561 >>15603522 >>15603549 What do you have against Unicorns you damn racist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:28:53 2016 No.15603582 Good thing Ushis can't rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:31:05 2016 No.15603590 >>15603554 >I'm not trying to make a goddamn luchadore family here. That actually sounds goddamn awesome. I could throw my lucha oni daughteru onto our opponents to wreak havoc!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:33:23 2016 No.15603600 >>15603590 >Mexican Onis How horafying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:36:42 2016 No.15603608 >>15603600 I'm about to fucking die on the floor in my room of laughter jesus christ

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:40:22 2016 No.15603616
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>>15603608
>every single bottle has some horrifying insect in it
>slap duels all around as the girls debate who has the best husband
>delicious brown skins and black hair just waiting to get painted white when the party reaches the lewd phase

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:53:26 2016 No.15603648 File: 765 KB, 830x1070, 58140842_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My name is anon and I'm addicted to Liches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:54:56 2016 No.15603655 >>15603648 I understand, anon. I, too, would intercrural that corpse for hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:54:57 2016 No.15603656 I want to raise a baby alp as a regular succubus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 04:59:26 2016 No.15603679 >>15603656 People are just going to know though, and she's going to tug on your pant legs asking why elementary school boys like to bully her so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:16:24 2016 No.15603707 I feel old

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:18:02 2016 No.15603711 >>15603707 Well, you have a long time to feel old in your life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:20:16 2016 No.15603714 >>15603648 I'm Anon and I think MG superheroes would be a good idea. >>15603707 You'll only get older.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:21:26 2016 No.15603719 >>15603711 I know, its just one of those "times a changin' things there was a line about wine in a story that comes to mind, cant quite remember it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:22:47 2016 No.15603724 File: 740 KB, 803x601, 1432710054743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603719 Hush now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:26:29 2016 No.15603729 >>15603719 seafoam's dragons lair? >“I see you have good taste. This isn’t the best I have, but it’s still a shame this is the last bottle. Every time the last one is drained it feels like the end of an era.”

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:33:06 2016 No.15603738

>>15602437
>Zipangufag
You mean that babble about Amataerasu and her legion of Zipangu Werewolves blessing the produce that makes for better brews?

Well, sweet dreams Anon! Although it might help to know that it's an older idea in which Oomukade was part of a cave dwelling warrior-clan, ending up married to the brewer and helping him run the pub.

It ends up earning a local name for itself based what might as well be a near-endless river of golden, flowing brews along her body as she motions around the pub serving drinks.

Her distinct knowledge of chemicals helped her convince and keep people from ruining their livers, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:35:02 2016 No.15603744 >>15603738 Mukades and brewery reminded me, I have saved one of he-who-must-not-be-named's doodles under the name "Drunkypede"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:44:15 2016 No.15603772 >>15603030 She have a name? Otherwise Nissassa sounds nice, don't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:45:04 2016 No.15603773 >>15603772 >Nissassa That's just batty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:45:36 2016 No.15603775 >>15603030 CUTE I'm going to try to make this assassin into my wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:51:09 2016 No.15603785 >>15601840 They're seriously making a new King Kong movie next year so they can have a Godzilla vs King Kong. What a time to be alive.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:51:23 2016 No.15603786

>>15603542
Racing. It's often how they determine who has first claim at charming the person they've set their sights on.

It also helps them be better prepared to keep up with more slippery targets, perhaps even impress them if they can. Sounds good to me.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:54:20 2016 No.15603791
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>But Mayor Anon, the parks are so much more than rape hotspots or hobo camps! You can't get rid of them just because the birth rates are going through the roofs. Those parks are like naturally occurring botanical gardens, and any threat to them will result in Force of Nature, if you catch my drift.
Looks like the environmentalists are making terrorist threats again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:54:37 2016 No.15603792 >>15603744 Please Anon, may I have a link, even if he must remain unnamed? Or just post the picture and give me a few minutes to grab it before you clean house? >>15603773 Oh. Oh! I like you. Well said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:55:54 2016 No.15603795 File: 52 KB, 850x661, Drunkypede.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603792 Here you go. Don't ask me why I had it, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:56:52 2016 No.15603797 >>15603791 Oh yeah! I won't get rid of the parks then. I'll build a highway over it. Everyone wins.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:58:30 2016 No.15603801 [SPOILER]

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>>15603791
RULES OF NATURE

But on a more serious note, one wonders just how many areas with dangerous flora and fauna the plant-related MGs have helped reform into more peaceful (and lustful) lands. Hmm, the potential for stories of unsung heroes abounds with this thought, human and MG alike.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:59:34 2016 No.15603804 >>15603801 Swamp Thing in Gotham is all I can think of. >200 years of civilization reduced to nothing in as many minutes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 05:59:36 2016 No.15603805 >>15603795 >No stink lines >not even alcohol breath wasted opportunity, alp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:00:20 2016 No.15603808 >>15603801 ＢＯＡＴＳＬＵＴＯ　　　ＬＡ　　　ＵＴ　　　Ｔ

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:01:45 2016 No.15603811

>>15603795
I- I'm glad I asked under the condition of cleaning house soon afterward. I'm sure this was a golden piece of content during the conversation that spawned it, but I have much regret at this moment. Well, back to only having one image of a tipsy Oomukade!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:03:55 2016 No.15603817 >>15603804 >Swamp Thing Learn something new everyday. Thanks for the tip.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:05:11 2016 No.15603818 [SPOILER]

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>>15603811
Oh for fuck's sake that was up for way more than a "few" minutes. How fucking long does it take to save an image?
>>15603817
>he hasn't read Alan Moore's run on Saga of the Swamp Thing
Get out of here and do it now.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:07:47 2016 No.15603825

>>15603791
>Be old man
>Lived in a human-only country my whole life
>Decide to take my retirement in a monster country
>Buy a nice house in nature for next to nothing
>Move there
>Plant girls everywhere
>They are all easygoing and just happy to chat
>Water them occasionally while telling them about my youth
>Enjoy my quiet life for 2 long years
>Get very sick, can feel death making its way here
>All the plant girls uprooted and came to my house
>They spend a week making me drink and eat various parts of their bodies
>Get completely cured
>Feel as if I was in my 30s again
>Ask what I can do to thank them
>They all want to marry me
>End up with an harem of lovely plants girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:10:56 2016 No.15603835 >>15603818 I think he's saying it was shit and he didn't want to download it rather than saying he was too late.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:11:49 2016 No.15603836 >>15603835 Oh, well never mind then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:13:24 2016 No.15603839 File: 278 KB, 1132x1450, 1469650447177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon sampling her own baking at her bakery!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:14:05 2016 No.15603843 >>15603839 Perfect.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:24:59 2016 No.15603864

>>15603839
It's the first time I've ever thought of it, but I wonder when Monster Girl themed cafes would catch on.

Honestly, they probably exist already. Then again with the effort required to really make it work it just may not be practical in a place where the cosplays can be ruined easily.

MGE themed dagashi on the other hand, now there's something KC could look into!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:33:49 2016 No.15603878 >>15603864 >MGE themed dagashi >Yuki-Onna Cunny That's obviously be an ice cream, but which flavor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:34:38 2016 No.15603880 >>15603878 Lemon-licorice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:34:53 2016 No.15603882 >>15603878 Vanilla for the purest snow, or blueberry because they're all blue-skinned for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:35:49 2016 No.15603887 >>15603878 Am I the only one who would be put off by all the sex language that MGs use? I'm a bit of a prude so I'd probably be the grumpy old guy of whatever group I'm in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:37:11 2016 No.15603889 >>15603887 >What's so bad about hearing your old father talk about sex? I've had seee-eeex!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:37:49 2016 No.15603890 >>15603887 >I'm a bit of a prude so I'd probably be the grumpy old guy of whatever group I'm in Prepare to get bullied by all the lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:38:57 2016 No.15603891 >>15603864 >Raging mushroom inspired coconut mushrooms >Fruit flavoured sweets shaped like various mamono realm fruits >Drinks based on wonderland potions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:43:28 2016 No.15603898 >>15602329 blame final fantasy VII

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:43:44 2016 No.15603900 File: 368 KB, 870x1275, 1459714067992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mosura ya, Mosura~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:46:08 2016 No.15603901 >>15603839 Everything she bakes! Everything it takes! Satisfying aaaand delicious!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:46:40 2016 No.15603903 >>15603648 >Lich in Spats >BonerNo.jpg >BonerYES.gif

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:48:56 2016 No.15603909

>>15603864
My ex brought up such an idea a couple times.

>Then again with the effort required to really make it work it just may not be practical in a place where the cosplays can be ruined easily
Is roughly the argument I'd raise against it, despite thinking it is a great idea.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:49:49 2016 No.15603910
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>>15603835
>>15603836
Indeed, that was it exactly.

>>15603878
>>15603880
>>15603882
That's a might lewd suggestion, along with some fine flavours there.

Although the lemon-licorice one is a little curious. I've never experienced that combination before, and all it really makes me think of is an ice-cream version of their special brand shaved ice-

Rather than what I think it's actually imitating given the context of cunny.

>>15603891
Speaking of Wonderland, why stop at snacks?

Think of all the Mad-Hatter tea recipes; the perfect blends to soothe the weary soul from the chaos of day-to-day life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSU3vRttQZg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:52:58 2016 No.15603917 >>15603910 >Mad-Hatter tea recipes Now I got a flashback to Discipline. Guy cums in girl's ass, girl squirts jizz into tea, girls drink tea

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:56:11 2016 No.15603922
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>>15603909
How unpleasant that I missed you by a minute, but my post was big enough as it was I suppose.

Well, until we have more technologically advanced clothing it can at least exist in MGE. I imagine such establishments would be a great way to show people the finer, but also fun-loving side of MGs, especially in the regions that accept them.

Imagine a particularly frightening MG, or one who's long lived alone being warmly welcomed by others to try out a position at one. It would be a sweet story seeing her learn to socialize with others and find a place to call her own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:57:20 2016 No.15603926 >>15603910 Mad Hatter tea recipes mostly just detail which position you have to fuck the dormouse in before you shut her in the teapot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:58:37 2016 No.15603928 >>15603917 A number of the antagonist females could use the ol' Hatter treatment frankly. At least Wonderland has its own quirky harmony, rather than trying to be the top egoist constantly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 06:59:03 2016 No.15603929 >>15603889 I try to ignore that fact as much as I can. >>15603890 They can try, I'll just feel slightly awkward about their jokes and grumble about kids these days

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:00:23 2016 No.15603933 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, Lich wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603926 Do elaborate. This is taking my mind to worrying places rather than where I'm sure you intend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:00:25 2016 No.15603934 >>15603910 >shave ice >shave >literally shaving her pubes as an icy treat LEWD LEWD LEWD Top slutty, would not marry someone like that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:01:35 2016 No.15603938 File: 687 KB, 1197x800, 1460378593402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603910 Nothing like Mad Hatter tea in the early morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:02:31 2016 No.15603943 >>15603934 Or she could just be using her frosty powers to make ice naturally. She saves the ones made from her pubes for her husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:04:00 2016 No.15603945 >>15603934 >wrote shaved ice >shave ice Literally and figuratively withholding the 'd' because of your own twisted imaginings. Who's the real twisted one, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:05:02 2016 No.15603947 >>15603943 How hard would she haa-haa while giving Darling his daily ice cream portion? >>15603945 Look at the picture, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:05:20 2016 No.15603948 >>15603938 An amazing find. A sublime save. Thank you, Anon. By the way, who's the talent behind this piece?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:07:50 2016 No.15603953 >>15603947 What can I say? Kids make spelling mistakes now and then, am I right? So I corrected it. 'Sides, ain't she a little young for pubes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:11:10 2016 No.15603957 >>15603948 I don't know, but someone's responsible for drawing all these heavy-chested, blushing Monster Girls in clothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:13:18 2016 No.15603959 >>15603947 She would pant loudly and lewdly especially if Darling is eating straight from the bucket, if you catch my meaning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:14:16 2016 No.15603961 >>15603953 She still has vellus hair. I bet it makes a light, airy gelato, unlike the creamy pubeice of adult Yuki-Onnas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:14:32 2016 No.15603963 >>15603943 I don't think eating pubes is healthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:16:11 2016 No.15603967 >>15603963 How can you say you love your waifu if you can't even eat her pubes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:16:22 2016 No.15603968 >>15603948 Onitengu at twitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:18:11 2016 No.15603971 >>15603938 Is the milk in the tea her own?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:19:18 2016 No.15603973 >>15603968 Thank you kindly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:19:29 2016 No.15603974 >>15603967 How can my waifu say she loves me if she can't even accept my trauma for hair in food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:20:31 2016 No.15603980 Come to think of it, how would MGC produce Iron Chef?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:21:08 2016 No.15603981 >>15603974 How can your daughter say she loves her parents if she won't ear mommy's pube ice cream straight from the machine while daddy watches and faps?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:26:16 2016 No.15603990
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>>15603974
Well, now that we've established that their hair is basically a very unique form of edible ice-like growth (or just straight ice since they're that powerful) even I see no problem now.

At least not as long as we stick to these rules >>15603943 Although it does beg the question as to whether grown Yuki-Onna can produce slushies when they're not producing milk. It'd be great for Summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:28:53 2016 No.15603998 Okay Anons, how are you going to break the fact that wrestling isn't real to your Oni daughters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:29:42 2016 No.15604002 >>15603980 Husband related trial Child related trial Aphrodisiac food trial And of course the famous secret ingredient episode where they have to use something from their body to cook

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:31:07 2016 No.15604005 >>15603998 By introducing her to UFC and Pride FC, of course, where only the best practitioners of Mixed Mating Arts compete!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:31:45 2016 No.15604007 >>15603938 >boku unf, as if Hatters weren't already perfect enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:33:07 2016 No.15604010 >>15603998 But Mamono Championship Wrestling is real, broken bones and torn muscles are taken care of by the on site sea bishops who are highly skilled in healing magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:33:55 2016 No.15604014 >>15604007 I think Hatters are meant to be...I think "boyish" is the right word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:47:47 2016 No.15604043 >>15603998 No, you're wrong! I'm gonna show her that wrestling is real by doing it with my waifu and having her watch. Everything you feel during a match is real, so there is nothing fake over there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:52:10 2016 No.15604048 >>15604014 The word you are looking for is handsome, like Miyabi from Senran Kagura

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 07:59:38 2016 No.15604064 >>15604048 Yes Handsome Woman. I want to be charmed by a Hatter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:03:02 2016 No.15604073 >>15604064 Prince-like girls are my ideal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:04:40 2016 No.15604080 How would your waifu help you get over sadness/depression? Rape is not an acceptable answer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:05:17 2016 No.15604082 >>15604073 Oh yes, prince like Monster Girls are the greatest. They make me blush.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:05:27 2016 No.15604084 >>15604073 Does she dress like a guy? Does she get flustered when you call her cute?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:05:59 2016 No.15604086 >>15604080 By being a dormouse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:06:38 2016 No.15604090 >>15604080 Ra- Aww, hell. Anyway, slime waifu, so probably try and do soothing floating aquabed therapy on me. C O M F Y

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:10:10 2016 No.15604101 >>15604080 Depressios are not husbando material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:12:46 2016 No.15604109 >>15604080 Wing hugs and mushy words followed by passionate kissing, cuddling and maybe some baby making sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:16:00 2016 No.15604121 >>15604101 Depressios make top tier husbando material You're underestimating how much monster girls love healing men

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:19:47 2016 No.15604129

>>15604082
They're just so good. I want to work together with one and be seduced by her into lewd acts!

>>15604084
Sort of boyish / armored-functional, but no real crossdressing. She wouldn't dress to impress, but rather be naturally beautiful. Long hair a best.
She'd pull me in for a kiss and make me get flustered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:20:42 2016 No.15604134 >>15604121 Alright. She gets sick of me lying around the house like a rotting log and puts me on Prozac and weekly therapy.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:23:32 2016 No.15604148

So I was thinking about inspiration and Art Fairies and this idea I had of people using a kind of drug that was made with Art Fairy dust to get their noggins going.
And then I got to thinking about how lame it is that Stephen King is always writing about alcoholic writers because that's all he knows. Is it lame for a writefag to write about writers? Or should I just put visual artists in the story? I kind of already had a guy using the stuff to get in tune with some spiritual shit and using it to write things down, but he wasn't trying to write a novel or anything like that.
So yeah. Just wondering about this here. Art Fairies. Expanding your consciousness with their stuff. Writing about writing, all meta-like. Any thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:23:50 2016 No.15604149 >>15604129 Do you think Hatters Kabedon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:26:10 2016 No.15604159 File: 113 KB, 1024x588, 1426599641352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604149 I hope so.I also hope they're taller than me so that their breasts menace me right in the face while they're macking on me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:28:50 2016 No.15604170 >>15604159 Oh that sounds very nice. Especially if they get their faces very close to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:29:05 2016 No.15604171 >>15604148 Do it, Leanan Sidhes need love.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:29:19 2016 No.15604172

>>15604101
That's mean anon.
Depressios are 10/10 waifu material. I'd love to take a sad, hopeless, self-loathing oomukade and love her into a bubbly, outgoing girl who laughs and smiles as our qt daughters skitter around when we're out and about in town but when we're in bed she's a hyper-submissive cuddlebug who clings to me and thanks me for being the only one who'd love a nasty bug like her

As it's a patrician fetish I have to hope some mgs would want to do it to their cute husbando too.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:31:54 2016 No.15604183

>>15604171
I wasn't asking if I should, I already have the unfinished paste up since weeks ago. I was asking about something else. You know. The writer/visual artist thing? I need to figure out whether I'll make one of my characters a novelist or a painter or what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:32:24 2016 No.15604185 >>15602984 >threadcanon Druella >anything else but shit

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:32:39 2016 No.15604186
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>>15604170
>fabric between her breasts pressing onto your neck
>beautiful face so close you can feel her breath on your face
>getting teased for blushing so hard at her while getting your cheek stroked by her gloved hand
Paladin-chans make the best prince-like girls btw

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:35:09 2016 No.15604192

>>15604183
Well, you already seem a bit uncomfortable with writing about writers so I'd say go with whatever helps you put the words out. On the other hand, if it ultimately makes more sense to write in a novelist then don't be afraid to do so.

Really, just go with whatever you like and figure it out later; change it if need be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:35:44 2016 No.15604193 >>15604186 Paladin-Chans will get corrupted of they do that too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:36:27 2016 No.15604194 >>15604172 I've never been so far gone as to do bona fide self-harm, but man, guy, you're really pushing me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:38:49 2016 No.15604196 >>15604193 She'd only need to do it to me once.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:41:15 2016 No.15604204

>>15604192
>figure it out later
That's what I thought when I started, and NOW is later, and I haven't. Which is why I'm asking.
See, the Aqua Sidhe stuff isn't something that's readily available in the story. The setting is one where Monsters are neither public knowledge or particularly common, they're only starting to appear. The creative artist character would be dealing with writer's block/whatever equivalent, and then after getting a dose of the Good Stuff, the problem would be temporarily solved, until it of course wore off and ran out. It'd be a bit of drama, and stuff about how to be creative.
I don't know, I just want someone to decide this for me so I can blame someone else. Just like the character would rely on Fairy drugs to be creative and would blame other people when he couldn't create anymore. I totally planned this post out like that from the beginning. Totally.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:42:15 2016 No.15604206
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On the subject of Prince-like Monster Girls, I don't like meido Monster Girls, but I sure wouldn't mind a Butler Monster Girl for some reason.

Is there something wrong with me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:42:58 2016 No.15604208 >>15604206 No, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:46:48 2016 No.15604217 >>15604208 But I don't like submissive servant Monster Girls, that's what makes it weird. I like dominant girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:48:13 2016 No.15604220 >>15604217 Well the obvious answer here is that you like monsters with traditionally masculine traits. Homo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:48:35 2016 No.15604221 >>15604204 Screw it, go with the visual artist/painter then. Now get writing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:48:43 2016 No.15604222 File: 82 KB, 500x500, 24ce81997791ef1a584faca69feceb5d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604206 Butler girls a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:48:45 2016 No.15604223 >>15604217 And the butler is the apex of all the servants, spoken to with respect. Servants are known by their first names, butlers by their last, as if they were equals to the gentle folk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:49:47 2016 No.15604226 >>15604221 Don't push me, man. I'm on the edge, living life on the fast line, getting it on in the party zone! Next week, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:50:44 2016 No.15604229 I want to pound a zombie's eye socket until she turns into a wight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:51:28 2016 No.15604233 >>15604226 >line lane*

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:51:30 2016 No.15604234 >>15602607 >lich maid I never knew I wanted this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 08:54:04 2016 No.15604242 >>15602607 I want to punish my Cursed Sword maid for getting rust all over the house with my dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:00:03 2016 No.15604269 File: 30 KB, 384x301, Face of pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604242 FOOL. She's rusting in the first place because you haven't taken the time out to shine her with your special formula for a while now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:00:09 2016 No.15604270 >>15603648 What kind of potion would a Lich be shocked for you to catch her with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:04:15 2016 No.15604280 >>15604269 >lotion play YES >with semen Actually sorta icky, even if it's my own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:06:58 2016 No.15604289 >>15604280 He never said it was semen, he said it was a special formula. It could be her favorite fruit juice for all we know.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:11:04 2016 No.15604307

>>15604280
>>15604289
Frankly, shine and special formula could mean many things. Making love was definitely an answer though.

On another note, it's intimidating to think that a Cursed Sword who's "rusting" from a lack of love and attention actually becomes more dangerous. She may not be as "sharp", but the rust slowly transmits and amplifies any pain she feels to her target until she's well and happy again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:12:00 2016 No.15604310 Wilma Fisk, the Ogre crime boss, is running a shota prostitution ring! Only your Kunoichi waifu can save them! Do you support her on this quest, or do you let her smile and optimism die?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:16:16 2016 No.15604322

>>15604307
>transmitting pain
>not her pent-up lust
Imagine a Cursed Sword, left half-buried under a long forgotten battlefield, all worn and rusted for centuries.

Along comes a bright young archaeologist who draws her attention: over two hundred years of sexual frustration unleashed on that unsuspecting shota. Rape scene ensues.

The first scenario of Poor Little Human Boys 4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:16:28 2016 No.15604323 >>15604310 She is fine on her own. She is so stealthy that I didn't even know she was my wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:19:32 2016 No.15604335 >>15604323 Must've been a mysterious wedding night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:20:33 2016 No.15604339 >>15604322 To be fair the context was that this "rust" was a unique condition brought on by a lack of love from her master.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:23:43 2016 No.15604347 >>15604307 >Rusted cursed sword can infect other >The infection leaves you horny until you make a woman pregnant/get pregnant Remember to polish your swords.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:25:03 2016 No.15604351 >>15604310 On one hand, I don't know how much assistance I can be But on the other hand, I hate disappointing people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:28:15 2016 No.15604359 >>15604335 There is no way of knowing when we got married. There is no documents and no witnesses, just a woman I've never seen going to save some shotas. Makes for a great yandere story

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:29:09 2016 No.15604362 >>15604359 >Yandere Kunoichi and her clueless boyfriend Together they fight crime!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:31:42 2016 No.15604370 File: 429 KB, 933x914, Cute Lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lizard is best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:31:54 2016 No.15604372 >>15604080 Hugs and headpats, lots of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:33:37 2016 No.15604378 >>15604370 Granberry is a slut for tailpussy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:35:44 2016 No.15604386 >>15604370 Lizard with wings is best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:38:57 2016 No.15604392 >>15604370 Chubby stinky lizards are the best lizards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:42:49 2016 No.15604405 >>15604392 Komodo nee-san please stop posting, it's not 2017 yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:44:29 2016 No.15604411 >>15604392 Art when? Harblador back when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:53:17 2016 No.15604430 >>15604411 At the same time when he draws her himself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:54:17 2016 No.15604433 >>15604411 >>15604430 Reminder that Alpensteiner has already created art of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:55:46 2016 No.15604440 >>15604433 Alp is approaching Bob levels really fast. I'm surprised he hasn't joined TFT desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:58:28 2016 No.15604452 >>15604440 >doodle made like a year ago >really fast I think you just might be slow to realise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:59:32 2016 No.15604456 >>15604452 I don't understand what you're saying here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 09:59:36 2016 No.15604459 >>15604440 Some whiny shit went all "fuck you guys, I'm going to TFT" some months ago, but Alp is still here. I was sure it was him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:01:00 2016 No.15604466 >>15604456 I'm saying he's been Bob level for a very, very long time, and that you're only now realising it, and are therefore slow. Get it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:03:11 2016 No.15604480 >>15604466 Sort of, but how does >doodle made like a year ago translate to >Bob level for a very long time What doodle? Is that some kind of european slang for something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:03:25 2016 No.15604483 Ball gags should be mandatory for all daughterus under age 12. For safety, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:03:43 2016 No.15604486 >people are finally realising how shit Alp is Can these threads finally be great again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:04:19 2016 No.15604490 >>15604480 >What doodle? His komodo "drawing"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:05:14 2016 No.15604497 >>15604490 That was only recently, not a year ago. About 3 months I think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:05:27 2016 No.15604499 >>15604480 You don't know what doodle means? >>15604486 >finally Hasn't that been the consensus forever?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:06:28 2016 No.15604502 >>15604497 3 months? It can't be that recent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:07:58 2016 No.15604510 >>15604499 I know what doodle means, but it made no sense in context which was why I wondered if it was some British word. >>15604502 Aprilish I think. It definitely wasn't a year ago, it happened recently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:09:24 2016 No.15604519 >this attention whore we can't stop talking about, why won't he go away?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:09:32 2016 No.15604520 >>15604510 >it made no sense in context How could it not make sense in that context? We were talking about the drawing, the doodle. And of course it's a British word, the language is ENGLISH, not American.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:10:34 2016 No.15604523 >>15604519 Shut up Alp, you're attentionwhoring again! How DARE you get talked about all the time for no reason?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:10:57 2016 No.15604525 >>15604519 It does seem suspiciously personal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:11:52 2016 No.15604528 >>15604520 >And of course it's a British word, the language is ENGLISH, not American. Once again Britfags think they're the center of the world. You don't own the language either, it's not called BRITISH, it's English.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:12:19 2016 No.15604530 Speaking of Komodo, is she canon brown or did Alp think that up himself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:12:38 2016 No.15604531 >>15604525 >I-I'ts not like I like you or anything, b-bwaka! >>15604528 Yes, English after England.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:13:43 2016 No.15604536 >>15604530 If she hangs out at beaches, she's bound to have a tan at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:14:20 2016 No.15604540 >>15604530 Actually she's described in the story as pale. Rereading it I'm not certain but I think she's Dire sized too, like 7ft. If anything she's at least taller then the reader.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:14:36 2016 No.15604541 >>15604483 Why are you so insistent on people tying up their daughterus anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:15:23 2016 No.15604545 >>15604483 The only ball i'm gonna give to my daughteru is the soccer one she wants for birthday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:15:32 2016 No.15604547 >>15604530 >>15604536 >>15604540 >I scramble to turn off the camera in panic as my second load falls all over her white thighs, black garters and the sickly green sofa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:16:16 2016 No.15604552 >>15604531 >>15604523 That wasn't to suggest you shouldn't hate him, it was to suggest that if you want to get rid of an attention whore, then you need to STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:16:21 2016 No.15604554 >>15604547 >>15604540 This needs to be remedied. Drag her out into the Sun. She's a bloody reptile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:16:49 2016 No.15604557 >>15604540 >Dire sized Komodo YES I want to motorboat during missionary >>15604547 NEET color is fine too

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:17:11 2016 No.15604558 >>15604545 A soccer ball-patterned ball gag sounds pretty nice anon, you're a good dad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:19:23 2016 No.15604564 >>15604554 Next time it's going to be a haircut to get the hair out of her face and then tight, skimpy clothes to show off her newly tanned body and then you're in gyaru town.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:20:15 2016 No.15604565 >>15603220 >those claws FUUUUUUUUUUCK NO >hideously white

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:20:38 2016 No.15604567 Which flavor of maid pussy is the best? The originals? Maybe something more exotic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:21:49 2016 No.15604571 >>15604567 Teeny tiny Kiki pussy is the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:23:01 2016 No.15604576 >>15604571 Sloppy slimy MILF Kiki pussy is even better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:24:21 2016 No.15604580 >>15604576 Why not both at the same time? You could put the little one on top of the big one and then fuck between their pussies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:24:24 2016 No.15604581 >>15603724 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:27:34 2016 No.15604591 >>15604558 Not a ballgag, just a normal soccer ball so she can play with her friends. She is going to be a beautiful woman when she grows up and I hope she finds a good husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:27:36 2016 No.15604592 >>15604571 >>15604580 Little Kikis are not for sexual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:28:19 2016 No.15604595 >>15604580 Why not switch between them and use the sloppy MILFpussy to edge? >enjoy the tight (grand?)daughter until you're about to cum and take a break inside the loose (grand?)mother until you can take on the girl again without coming at once

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:30:35 2016 No.15604608 >>15604080 Consensual sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:32:53 2016 No.15604615 I want to burn Wurm-chan to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:36:26 2016 No.15604631 >>15604592 Your mother is not for sexual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:36:27 2016 No.15604632 >>15604615 I think I can burn them too. My rap skills have been mad lately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:37:15 2016 No.15604636 >>15604631 I'm glad we're in agreement anon, you don't see something like this every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:38:14 2016 No.15604640 >>15604580 This Oyakodon is the best threesome combo ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:39:37 2016 No.15604643 >>15604640 >Oyakodon All I get when I search that is recipes for an egg and rice dish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:40:09 2016 No.15604644 >>15604640 Mommy creampie oyakodon best oyakodon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:41:09 2016 No.15604650 >>15604643 It's a chicken-and-egg dish (get it, mother and child, huh, huh?)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:41:41 2016 No.15604652 File: 155 KB, 1518x1347, 1449660686430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15603648 Liches are a species that are thighs, hips, and ass ALL the time. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:41:50 2016 No.15604653 >>15604650 OOOOOHH. Ok, it all makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:43:16 2016 No.15604659 >>15604652 LICH BUTTS AND ANUSES

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:44:10 2016 No.15604662 >>15604659 anon no, that's dirty!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:44:26 2016 No.15604664 >>15604644 >not cumming in both What kind of faggot are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:45:20 2016 No.15604666 >>15604664 Maybe he likes to tease/sexually torture the daughteru by not cumming in her?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:45:36 2016 No.15604667

>>15603738
Well the basic idea I had was cliché guy going to Zipangu because of the quality of oats/rice thanks to the Amaterasu followers trying to re-start his life over as a farmer after having been a part of too many wars for the Order.

Ends up getting a farmstead very near the forest of the Oomukade, who's referred to as a Curse Goddess by the locals or some shit like that. Really cliché stuff that shows that either I've been watching too much TV schpiel or really shouldn't ever write prose again since it's already been nearly a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:47:34 2016 No.15604674 >>15604662 It's not dirty if she hasn't eaten for hundreds of years. >>15604664 >>15604666 I have an aunty fetish, but also bullying. I want to fuck the daughter with a condom on and let the mommy drink the cum out of it in front of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:52:18 2016 No.15604691 >>15604664 >Cum in the mother and wrap things up for the day >Go to sleep >Wake up to find her daughter on top of you with your dick inside of her It's like you don't want to make her earn her creampie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:58:11 2016 No.15604717 >>15604691 See, that's why you make your daughter's bed into a padded crib-like cell and make her wear a straitjacket to sleep so she can't climb out and rape you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 10:59:46 2016 No.15604729 File: 170 KB, 849x766, Ballparks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604652 >Flesh Golem Liches The time has come and so have I

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:00:19 2016 No.15604731 >>15604717 >so she can't climb out and rape you. But it's exactly what I want!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:00:50 2016 No.15604735 >>15604731 Oh. Well you're no fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:13:18 2016 No.15604806 >Lizard girl and Kakuken ask you who you think is going to win the Godzilla vs King Kong rematch to settle their heated debate How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:15:56 2016 No.15604816 File: 1.17 MB, 1447x1023, d55edc9b3169d231c4d767544547bcf5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604806 My money is on Ghidorah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:16:23 2016 No.15604817 Does anyone care about the Giant Slug?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:17:26 2016 No.15604823 >>15604806 Kiss the lizard and tell her I'll be cheering for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:19:01 2016 No.15604832 >>15604817 I do cause you can make them ahegao easy with normal paced sex. I'd live to see the face of one while I jackhammer her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:19:42 2016 No.15604837 What monster girl will rape you, then run away because she thinks you will never lover her after?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:20:01 2016 No.15604842 >>15604806 Godzilla is several times larger in every incarnation. Kakuen wins my heart though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:21:06 2016 No.15604847 >>15604837 Kurohebi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:22:18 2016 No.15604861 >>15604817 She's cute that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:22:47 2016 No.15604865 File: 424 KB, 648x879, 1447538454916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604817 i like em alright

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:23:19 2016 No.15604870 >>15604817 She's for throwing salt at so she can go fast as a loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:24:45 2016 No.15604877 File: 506 KB, 1367x629, Blue_Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604837 Blue Oni. That's like literally her thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:28:52 2016 No.15604897 File: 1.36 MB, 1150x1050, 1451164244494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604520 This is an American website, speak American.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:29:00 2016 No.15604899 >>15604842 Dude have you not seen Kong: Skull island's trailer? Fucker is MASSIVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:29:34 2016 No.15604904 >>15604806 Normal lizards are meh, so I'll give the kakuen a good ass groping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:30:11 2016 No.15604907 >>15604899 >TFW Kong fucking chucked a palm tree like a javelin at a helicopter and still managed to hit the cockpit My trousers practically exploded off

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:32:45 2016 No.15604927

>>15604877
I want to go for drinks with my stuffy and serious blue oni CC boss, only for her to get clingy and giggly with me! I want her to hug me all night and finally ask for a kiss, and then end up having sweet missionary slow sex with her at home!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:35:41 2016 No.15604945 >>15604897 Where that pic from? Cheshire doujin? It's looks very familiar but I can't remember

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:36:09 2016 No.15604948 >>15604927 What happens when she sobers up the next morning with you in her arm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:37:38 2016 No.15604955 >>15604945 I saved it from one of these threads, but it's possible.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:37:44 2016 No.15604956

>>15604877
>You will never go into work the day after a night of rough, passionate lotus sex with your Blue Oni boss
>The taste of sake will never still be strong in your mouth from when she drank some from her bottle and kissed it into your mouth
>She'll never see you around lunch time, look down at your crotch and blush furiously, going a full beet red while your Red Oni co-worker laughs at her getting flustered over scoring
>She'll never get absolutely shit-faced in the mid afternoon, drag you into the janitor's closet and fuck you absolutely stupid, keeping your eyes averted when the Kikimora cleaning lady opens the door and sees your face full of blueberry tits
>Only to hand her a broom and go back to fucking you standing up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:39:52 2016 No.15604965 >>15604897 No it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:42:56 2016 No.15604977 >>15604806 Slap the monkey butt

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:43:02 2016 No.15604978
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>>15604877
Outside obvious ones like Siths and Alps, Blu Onis are my absolute least favourite MGE monstergirls.

One, I've got no interest in ones that have a calm and collected side - I'm here for feral rape-monsters, not uptight office ladies.
And two, I fucking hate glasses on chicks.

DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:43:05 2016 No.15604979 >>15604927 Watashi no Oshigoto Toranaide by Oomori Harusame. You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:44:34 2016 No.15604988 >>15604565 >>hideously white Get in the noose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:46:09 2016 No.15604997 >>15604948 I'm going to instinctively hug her and sniff her hair and she'll fume out of embarassment until the alarm rings. Then we'll get up and walk to work together holding hands. >>15604979 Oomori Harusame a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:46:14 2016 No.15605000 >>15604988 Moon girl when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:46:42 2016 No.15605001 >>15604945 After-School Alice Tale.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:47:25 2016 No.15605006 >>15604978 >Hating on the Sith

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:48:54 2016 No.15605010 >>15604965 You forget America owns Japan, thus owning the website. So please, if you would, speak American.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:51:53 2016 No.15605021 >>15605010 You forgot that Jews own America, and that the Jews fear the Samurai. Speak Japanese and nobody gets hurt, buta gaijin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:52:04 2016 No.15605022 File: 685 KB, 810x913, ssg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604978 >no love for shy girls Absolutely Homosexual

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:54:17 2016 No.15605036 >>15605022 >posting monssterboys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:54:40 2016 No.15605037 >>15604978 Uptight office ladies are the best, and girl with glasses are also the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:55:08 2016 No.15605040 File: 1.69 MB, 1100x1200, 1369955696297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15604997 Hey, white is fine on some girls, but it doesn't suit her, especially with the colors of that leotard. She needs to be Scent of Cinnamon or Red Earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:56:13 2016 No.15605045 >>15605036 Where do you see a monsterboy, that's a porcupine girl and a human male.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:56:43 2016 No.15605047 File: 336 KB, 1570x1570, 1435327732322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605036 That's not a monsterboy. This is a monsterboy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:57:25 2016 No.15605051 >>15605047 I think you'll find that's a monsterbloke, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:57:31 2016 No.15605052 >>15605040 Meant for >>15604988 plus that coloration IS hideous. Titania and Shirohebi, them's some nice white girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 11:58:41 2016 No.15605057 >>15605045 What human male has three arms with the third being some kind of mutated split into two hands?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:00:04 2016 No.15605062 >>15605057 He's obviously moving his arm up and down her thigh. Are you retarded or this some weak ass attempt at trolling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:00:23 2016 No.15605065 >>15605057 Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:00:45 2016 No.15605067 >>15605040 >TFW i'm a philistine because the only Manticores I'd accept are Turkish Rosewater or Red Earth flavored

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:02:35 2016 No.15605073 >>15605040 Your taste is pretty shit. the only good ones there are Dark vanilla and evening elvan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:03:01 2016 No.15605074 >>15605057 You need help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:04:12 2016 No.15605080 >>15605073 >not enjoying every shade of delicious brown No anon, you are the shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:05:39 2016 No.15605086 >>15605080 >Says the dude who enjoys every shade of delicious brown

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:06:20 2016 No.15605087 >>15605067 >>15605073 Are all y'all trolling me or what? It's obvious that California Chaika is the best one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:10:30 2016 No.15605102 >>15605086 >He doesn't get a chubby from the constrast of pasty man-flesh to dark women >He doesn't want to jackhammer a Red Earth Salamander from behind >He doesn't want to pump her full of half-breed babies

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:13:59 2016 No.15605112

>>15605102
>Pasty man flesh
My light olive is dark enough to create a contrast with true porcelain undead-white/blue.
>He doesn't want to jackhammer a Red Earth Salamander from behind
>He doesn't want to pump her full of half-breed babies
Not really, no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:15:33 2016 No.15605122 >>15604955 I'm the one who's made this edit. You owe me, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:17:46 2016 No.15605128 >>15605040 I want an Amazon Chocolate Elf to eat some chocolates with me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:21:37 2016 No.15605135 >>15605040 Imagine an Ara Ara Warrior African Queen Jinko welcoming you to her tribe of equally dark buff Jinkos

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:22:04 2016 No.15605136 It's bring your daughteru to work day anon, but she can't figure out what to wear! How do you help her dress appropriately to go to your job with you?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:23:10 2016 No.15605139

>>15604674
You call that bullying?
>not coming home from jogging and plopping down next to her while you're pheromoning all over the place
>not grabbing your auntie waifu from behind and molesting her in full view of the daughteru
>not "misplacing" a pair of your underwear you recently cummed in somewhere she can get them and making a big fuss about it, earnestly asking her if she's seen it, making her body burn in shame
>not rubbing yourself all over her bed while she's at school, impregnating it with your smell and dismissing it when she asks you about, saying you were really tired and didn't know what room you wandered into
>not waking shirtless around the house in baggy pants sporting morning wood
>not acting hurt when she finally snaps, squeezing our a tear or two as she rapes you and hates herself infinitely for it
>not "accepting" her when next she comes round and she can't shake the guilt cause she's "forcing" you to do this to her
>not bursting out laughing when she confesses and says she's leaving the house for laying hands on you
Step it up fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:23:19 2016 No.15605140 File: 634 KB, 1000x2000, 1435300277729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605135 There's only one Jinko I want to be in a tribe with

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:24:46 2016 No.15605144

>>15605062
To be fair, that whole extra-arm-only-there-to-show-his-actual-arm-is-moving-swiftly piece could have been executed better. It looks like it actually grows from under the shoulder. Artists usually make those slightly transparent, or something.

He's still a faggot for failing to notice. So are you, though. All of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:25:19 2016 No.15605146 >>15605136 She doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:26:35 2016 No.15605151 >>15605140 Why does Loen always do big, fat lines with lots of blur? I heard someone say it's what artists who can't draw do to hide their sloppy work. Is that true?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:28:10 2016 No.15605158 >>15605151 I don't know, you'd be better off asking him yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:28:24 2016 No.15605159 >>15605144 >lines indicating movement No he's such a retard that he makes devil bugs look smart, and autistic anatomy fags like you are worse than even scat fetishists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:30:12 2016 No.15605167 >>15605102 What kind of chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:30:36 2016 No.15605170 >>15605151 >I heard someone say it's what artists who can't draw do to hide their sloppy work. Did you ever see this someone's artwork?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:31:30 2016 No.15605176 >>15605151 >I heard someone say it's what artists who can't draw do to hide their sloppy work. How would that even work, anon? What would it hide?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:31:37 2016 No.15605177 >>15605167 Dark Chocolate. The contrast of pink vaginal flesh to that dark skin just awakens my inner Tom Jefferson.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:32:32 2016 No.15605180 >>15605159 >>15605144 You're both bottom of the barrel dimwits. I just thought that the artists approach was awkward and made it look like the dude was growing an actual third arm, and made a joke about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:33:22 2016 No.15605185 >>15605177 What about dark chocolate cherry truffles? You like vintage porn don't you anon? Smug SpongeBob.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:34:38 2016 No.15605190 >>15605180 No one cares and if I wanted a joke I'd stare at your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:35:10 2016 No.15605193 >>15605185 I actually enjoy erotic horror or white guy+black women creampies because it's hilarious if they're not on the pill and freak out

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:39:31 2016 No.15605209

>>15604667
I think that could work quite splendidly actually, especially considering the difference in insight the various groups are bound to have.

People might see her as this cursed one, Shirohebi may be indifferent, Ryuu who are kind as always may want to get to know her but be too busy with shrinely duties, meanwhile Amaterasu knows almost the entire truth about her but wants things to progress naturally rather than enforce her own will.

Though she may or may not be the one, with the help of her followers that influences that estate nearby coming into the ownership of the brewer due to "seeing something in him". How's that for cheese?

Although in practical terms having someone with a fresh, unbiased or at least differently biased perspective might help reveal the truth about the Oomukade. Not least of which is due to the face that he's not even half as afraid as most other people might be when near her. Play with it Anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:40:41 2016 No.15605210 Guys, Ive just had an idea Australian wildlife monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:41:24 2016 No.15605211 >>15605210 NOPE

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:41:45 2016 No.15605216

>>15605159
In case of his left arm the lines don't really change or mean much. They could just as well show both of his palms moving on her hip if he DID have two of them. Not to mention the lines are drawn small and hard to notice.
The right thing would be making those arms melt into each where they split, instead of fucking up the perspective like that. You know, like they've been universally doing it in the past 50000 doujins before. But that comes with quality artist I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:41:53 2016 No.15605217 >>15605210 It's called Plansect village, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:42:25 2016 No.15605218 >>15605210 There is a reason Australia spontaneously combust throughout the year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:43:15 2016 No.15605221 >>15605210 giant spider girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:44:43 2016 No.15605224 >>15605218 Because BIRDS ARE ASSHOLES. http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/australian-raptors-may-be-playing-fire/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:45:09 2016 No.15605225 >>15605139 That last bit is a bit too mean spirited.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:45:18 2016 No.15605226 >>15605190 >No one cares All your relpies beg to differ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:46:23 2016 No.15605228 >>15605224 They're just trying to keep their land pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:46:49 2016 No.15605229 >>15605209 Stop encouraging/helping him.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:53:16 2016 No.15605246

>>15605225
You fail as an S. Mean spirited? No that comes later. That comes when you lock dose her milk with dormouse molasses and she wakes tied up, tortoise style, with ten bullet vibes in her pussy and ass respectively, and one on each nipple, in a room you've spent 9 hours cumming in with the help of manticore/girtablilu venom cocktail, and leave her there gagged so she can't even lick it up. Then you blindfold her so her sense of smell is even keener and she has to stew in all that man chowder smell. Then you come back, she hears you approaching, daddy's finally gonna take her, her clit so hard that it could be used as a drill bit...which is now going to get the vibe treatment as well or the next twenty four hours. THEN, when she's a mindbroken wreck covered in her own juices, drool, and tears, that's when you fuck her mother in front of her and when you're done, give her the privilege of cleaning you cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:55:39 2016 No.15605252 >>15605246 My bad I misread it though you were kicking her out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:55:46 2016 No.15605253 >>15605226 >all your replies >like 4 with this one I was talking about your snobbish need to opine on drawings. Get a girlfriend so you don't spend all your time shitposting on the internet, it's sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:57:47 2016 No.15605255 >>15605253 >Get a girlfriend so you don't spend all your time shitposting on the internet, it's sad Hahahahahahahaha, where the fuck do you think you are, nigger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:58:03 2016 No.15605256 >>15605252 No daughteru dicker would ever leave their child defenseless.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 12:58:43 2016 No.15605257
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>>15604615
>burn Wurm-chan to the ground
Oh, she'll be burning something quite nice on the inside (and so will you) as you pump her full on the floor to the last drop.

Most men can't handle the first time their now searing seed is milked from them. The magically induced sensation is only common among her type after all. Enjoy yourselves, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:00:17 2016 No.15605260 >>15605257 How wet would a wurm be if you swatted her claw aside and held her at arm's length when she tried to take you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:01:39 2016 No.15605265 >>15605229 I think it's actually more like "them". Unless the guy from the last thread is the same as this one. Also, why?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:06:20 2016 No.15605279
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>>15605260
Wet enough to tenderly hold hands instead of holding you down, or even take you onto her, letting you be on top for your first time while she lies back and lays your head between her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:08:24 2016 No.15605285 >>15605279 >letting you be on top I imaged her putting the guy on her back and riding her for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:08:50 2016 No.15605288 File: 3.54 MB, 4160x3120, Serial Yeti (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one defeat a Yeti this powerful?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:10:20 2016 No.15605291 File: 1.45 MB, 3264x1836, 0729161005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate drawing wings almost as much as feet. Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:10:30 2016 No.15605293 >>15605285 I imagined her putting the guy on her shoulders and riding her for some raisin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:12:44 2016 No.15605298 >>15605288 The power of platonic cuddles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:15:58 2016 No.15605308 >>15605288 Be a virgin >Serial Yeti leaps at a virgin, arms spread. >'Stop.' >Yeti is suddenly frozen in the air unable to move. >'B-BAKANA! I AM THE STRONGEST YETI! NOTHING CAN DENY MY HUGS!' >'And who decided that?'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:19:25 2016 No.15605319 >>15605285 >>15605293 This is fine too. In fact, I would love to see that she's suddenly charmed in an entirely different way, accepting the previous action as proof that you'd make a good partner for some fun-loving adventuring! Lewd can come later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:20:37 2016 No.15605326 >>15605288 Well first you have to be immune to her power. They say there is a man, who lives on a small cold isolated island off the coast of Canada...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:20:55 2016 No.15605328 File: 971 KB, 754x1000, q9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Womb Tattoos.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:21:26 2016 No.15605331

>>15605224
>australian birds intentionally start forest fires
Holy shit

I thought the actual velociraptors, the jellyfish, the insanely poisonous trees covered in venom stingers, the birds that attack parachutes, the over 9000 venomous snakes and bugs, and the australians were everything, but that island manages to top it's own dickery every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:23:45 2016 No.15605338 >>15605331 Dickerydoo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:24:01 2016 No.15605339 >>15605328 >Clearly desires to be impregnated >Has no fuckhuge tits to bear milk and feed her daughters Sad!

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:25:20 2016 No.15605344

>>15605331
>the poisonous trees
>one man who survived being BRUSHED by the leaves of a certain tree described it as being burned and electrocuted at the same time
>his two mates killed themselves
Fuck that place. Better yet, don't just cordon it off and let it be forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:26:49 2016 No.15605349 >>15605339 Can't be helped. 95% percent of womb tattoo pics are so NSFW it's gross.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:27:40 2016 No.15605352

>>15605331
>the insanely poisonous trees covered in venom stingers
Oh? I didn't realize my country had anything like that. I mean, they aren't common and the only thing I could think of that's like this are the spitfires. What are they and would you fuck an alraune version?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:27:53 2016 No.15605353 >>15605344 It's funny how Australia is such a shithole but NZ is by all accounts a nice place with cool animals. Even the natives are better with their polygon forts and musket warfare and shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:31:17 2016 No.15605360 >>15605328 This is my fetish. I'd post some good shit but barely any of it is monster girl related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:34:53 2016 No.15605364 >>15605328 do they glow or otherwise change when the monster girl who has them gets her womb full of semen?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:36:36 2016 No.15605367

>>15605328
>>15605360
>As the order grows increasingly desperate, they begin research into increasingly radical means
>Their order decimated and reduced to mostly human female paladins, they decide to look back to more primal magics and mix fertility magic with the holy magic of the order
>Every female paladin has a tattoo carved over her womb that purifies any semen that enters it, as instances of their soldiers losing and being raped by incubi grows
>The act of purifying the cum not only ensures that any pregnancies give rise to human offspring, but has a secondary effect of ensuring that the paladin won't become tainted after being raped
>Assuming that they only used the one hole, of course
>Furthermore if a paladin should turn, the seal remains in full effect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:36:37 2016 No.15605368 File: 1.05 MB, 1200x1696, Image00006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605328 Muh nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:38:19 2016 No.15605372 >>15605352 http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2009/06/gympie-gympie-once-stung,-never-forgotten/ This isn't the piece I was talking about but that is the plant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:40:55 2016 No.15605385 >>15605367 >Use incubus magic to dispel the seal's effects as you're fucking a paladin girl >Mating press her as she tries to escape >Even after you impregnate her the seal never visibly fades, a permanent reminder of the magic that failed her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:42:30 2016 No.15605390 >>15605385 That's literally what happened in kuroinu with queen elf as I remember

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:42:49 2016 No.15605393 >>15605353 >Abos drink gasoline and start fights >Maoris are friendly and want to teach you fun dances Why does Australia even exist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:43:08 2016 No.15605397 >>15605364 I do believe they glow in MGE, change, not sure. But I have seen it used as such, the patterns changing depending on the sexual cycle of the woman, and becoming more complex the more sex they have or when they get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:43:55 2016 No.15605400 File: 681 KB, 718x1109, 2lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605328 >>15605368 Not gonna lie, a tattoo like this would make me consider rage mushrooms as a dietary staple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:44:25 2016 No.15605401 >>15605390 In her case it disappeared didn't it? That's no fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:44:56 2016 No.15605406 >>15605385 You really think some random schmuck could undo a seal that strong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:45:28 2016 No.15605410 >>15605400 Aah you were at my side all along

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:46:27 2016 No.15605418 >>15605368 >condom That's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:46:28 2016 No.15605419 >>15605406 Hey a random schmuck can cure a virus that supercomputers running for 3 years can figure out. So why not

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:47:16 2016 No.15605423 I want to fig a loli Werecat.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:48:00 2016 No.15605428

>>15605406
Not any run of the mill incubus could do it but one who studied under a Lich or an incubus king of a desert kingdom could easily do it.

Actually I like the desert kingdom idea the most out of the two. If the paladin was in that kind of environment there's a good chance she would have a tan of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:49:27 2016 No.15605436 >>15605428 Yeh maybe. Bu this is the ORDER we're talking about. No doubt there's some lantern-esque sudoku failsafe. Which I am perfectly fine with, undead paladins a best

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:52:58 2016 No.15605456
File: 1.11 MB, 1000x1500, d3048ad019cd565759c0729a15809937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Going through the pubic tattoo tag was fun.
Artificial bodies don't count as monster girls but this one is too nice not to share http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2411673

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:55:46 2016 No.15605467 >>15605410 I'd give her my LMGS if you catch my drift

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:56:40 2016 No.15605469 File: 668 KB, 1798x2198, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you? Keep in mind that she's old enough to be your grandmother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:57:56 2016 No.15605474 >>15605469 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 13:58:25 2016 No.15605475 >>15605469 Doesn't matter as long as she is cute.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:02:07 2016 No.15605487

You guys fine with more MGK? How about post highschool edition?
You're Jimmy and you just barely graduated from HS thanks to tutoring from Anubis.
Do you hang out with Pharaoh?
Do you assist Anubis with her tabletop hobby and paint some minis?
Do you eat 5 pounds if Smarties with Ophy and see what happens from there?
Do you play PS6 Nanoconsole with Mino and Dullahan?
Do you eat at the Dragon Bakery and see what Dragon and her mom are up to?
Do you watch Highlander with Mantis and see if she gets pissed off when you mention the sequels?
Do you go to the icecream joint opened by Wock and Lilim after they graduated from College?
Or do you get blazed with Salamander and Hellhound in their apartment?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:04:20 2016 No.15605493 >>15605487 You had me at Highlander.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:05:02 2016 No.15605497 >>15605469 Damn right I would, that's easily one of the best doujins of the year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:05:16 2016 No.15605499 >>15605487 I go find the lich and see what she's up to

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:05:23 2016 No.15605500 >>15605487 >Do you assist Anubis with her tabletop hobby and paint some minis? she did help by tutoring

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:06:42 2016 No.15605503 I like nice innocent monsters

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:06:45 2016 No.15605504 >>15605499 She's still a kid. Still researching on how to forcefully make herself grow up when not tuning up Albino Lamia's cyborg body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:07:14 2016 No.15605505 >>15605497 Should we be concerned she says her body is false?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:08:09 2016 No.15605511 >>15605487 I'd love to play some PS6 with the Min, I wouldn't mind the Dullahan tagging along though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:08:11 2016 No.15605512 >>15605469 What is the name of this? I don't have the time to search for it right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:08:13 2016 No.15605513 >>15605504 >Not still hanging out with her and her older sister

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:08:18 2016 No.15605514 >>15605503 If by innocent you mean oblivious to the dick you are out of luck around here pal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:10:05 2016 No.15605521 >>15605487 Meet up with everyone at the Dragon's so we can remember good times. What heppened with the teachers?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:10:17 2016 No.15605523

>>15605505
Nothing to be worried about, any respectable witch will change bodies every so often to stay young.

Like the grandmother from isuka, she just wants to be a loli and play video games. God damn it the anime version was shit, how hard is it to fuck up a lewd manga?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:11:06 2016 No.15605527 >>15605513 Elf-Wight was crushed by a stray wreckingball, and had to have various parts replaced. She's now an Elf-Ogre-Ushi Oni-Wight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:11:31 2016 No.15605530 What happens to pure succubi that wish to be angels

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:12:20 2016 No.15605533 >>15605527 >Not just replacing her with human parts wut

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:12:23 2016 No.15605534 >>15605328 All monsters should have one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:13:03 2016 No.15605539 >>15605512 https://exhentai.org/g/932885/9e32a98e9a/ Here u go pal. It's by the same guy who did the MILF kitsune story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:13:11 2016 No.15605540 >>15605530 They get a halo and retain their bomb bodies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:13:59 2016 No.15605541 >>15605521 Echidna finally found a husband and had 40 kids. 6th grade Hakutaku teacher bores her dates to sleep through history and is still single. The 8th grade Satyr teacher still drink during class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:15:05 2016 No.15605549 >>15605534 Excess might take away the magic of it but yeah, I like the idea anyway. A crest unique to each individual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:18:18 2016 No.15605561 >>15605469 >lewd tattoo Not waifu material. Would fuck for money, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:18:19 2016 No.15605562 >>15605541 And here I was thinking Echidna was the one that was going to be lonely for her whole life. Her husband is trully a madman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:18:27 2016 No.15605563 I want to hug lots of undead

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:18:57 2016 No.15605566

>>15605436
>lantern-esque sudoku failsafe

You know, this was another thing that didn't make sense about the setting.

>Can make and mass produce exploding collars that are immune to all tampering.
>Can't apply that explosion magitech to firearms to nullify the anti-flame spell or at the minimum to make holy hand grenades

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:20:21 2016 No.15605572 Hear me out on this one. Masochist Yeti who likes bondage because it prevents her from hugging.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:20:39 2016 No.15605573 >>15605561 Go away mormonite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:22:01 2016 No.15605581 >>15605572 That's some hardcore M. I like it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:23:02 2016 No.15605585 How long does a Yeti's hug last?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:23:33 2016 No.15605589 >>15605339 >her boobs grow the more you cum on her tattoo Fixed!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:23:41 2016 No.15605590 >>15605572 How would she react to being hugged while bound?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:23:46 2016 No.15605591 >>15605566 Maybe it requires a human carrier/power source. You now what doesn't make sense? Why he didn't use it to make suicide bombers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:24:11 2016 No.15605594 >>15605539 Gonna need the name for now since I can't remember my BS account name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:24:14 2016 No.15605595 >>15605585 2 seconds to multiple hours depending on the context

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:24:14 2016 No.15605596 File: 141 KB, 850x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605585 Not long enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:26:01 2016 No.15605603 >>15605594 It's okay if you're not part of the panda club.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:26:27 2016 No.15605605

>>15605590
Panting, an urge to hug yet incredibly turned on.

Would placing her in a straight jacket with a gag and hugging a daki in front of her be going to far? I think I'd be scared of her breaking out of the straight jacket through sheer hug lust at that point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:26:52 2016 No.15605607 >>15605469 >she's old Trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:28:00 2016 No.15605611 >>15605607 Rude.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:29:33 2016 No.15605614

>>15605566
Becouse KC made the order fucking usless. They have been fighting the new DL for about 1000 years and never succeeded with anything. They have had no major victories in those 1000 years. The only reson they are still around is becouse the DL don't want to do it intill monsters can have male children.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:29:39 2016 No.15605616

>>15605591
>human carrier/power source

That still would mean that all the paladins would Rambo it up. You just couldn't issue guns to the regular non-holy scrubs.

>Why he didn't use it to make suicide bombers
I'd probably say because it's a very small pool of highly trained people. That's the sort of method you use with disposable non-trained people. Plus the fact that it pretty much let them have zero casualties once the monsters figured out what those were for, was far more valuable.

What doesn't make sense is why all monsters balked from killing them because of that. I mean, I believe it with unmarried ones, but the ones with husbands and children should be more than willing to cut a guy threatening them to pieces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:29:44 2016 No.15605617 would young dragons get teased for having not seen the fall of rome

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:29:49 2016 No.15605618 >>15605594 Numachi no Majo no Yakata Artist is Abubu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:30:15 2016 No.15605621 >>15605607 She's also ultra used goods.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:31:09 2016 No.15605625 >>15605614 >Thinking we're talking about KC Wrong setting bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:31:11 2016 No.15605626 >>15605617 If anything, they'd get teased for not breathing fire properly. Like that scene in Godzilla's Revenge, where Big G 'helps' Minnya with his own atomic breath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:32:00 2016 No.15605631 File: 105 KB, 287x610, 1448321658888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605607 >Not liking hags

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:32:50 2016 No.15605633 >>15605562 At least she has a happy end now. And 40 kids running around the place. >>15605533 Lack of parts in desperate times results in these events. You think everyone keeps a freezer full of all types of body parts at all times?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:32:57 2016 No.15605635

>>15605616
>That still would mean that all the paladins would Rambo it up
No, I mean maybe it needs a human carrier/powerorce to work. Once it leaves the touch of a man it's just a powerless hunk of lead. Can be turned aside in that case
>That's the sort of method you use with disposable non-trained people.
The collars can be mass manufactured, no? Or do they require a paladin to work?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:34:12 2016 No.15605636 >>15605633 >Lack of parts in desperate times results in these events. How? Just go to a mortuary. People die every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:35:34 2016 No.15605643 >>15605469 She looks fantastic for a...I guess that would make her a centennial. Proof that the fine wine theory makes for a fantastic investment. Though I can't help but suspect some sort of catch

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:36:40 2016 No.15605646

>>15605635
That's not why people don't use guns in that setting though. It's because of the inability to get them to fire. They still use arrows which have a wood/metal spell stack. And they use hand weapons that have a wood/metal or plain metal spell stack.

Powerless bullets would still put them on the level of the main weapons of the setting. Being able to holy shotgun a demon from thirty feet away would be a complete game changer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:37:16 2016 No.15605648 >>15605621 As I remember, she fucks random bandits and sucks their souls though vagina or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:37:24 2016 No.15605649 >>15605636 She's was banned from those worldwide after reanimating the corpse of frozen Hitler with a shark's brain. She has to dumpster dive parts from the trash of alley docters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:38:49 2016 No.15605657 >>15605635 >do they require a paladin to work Forgot to address this in my other reply, but yeah, issued to paladins only. Though we don't know if has to be the way. If it doesn't then you could totally scrape up a kamikaze core.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:39:23 2016 No.15605659 >>15605646 Unless it's a match/flintlock and you didn't take her down in one shot. Piratrs solved that issue, though with a bunch of guns on hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:39:39 2016 No.15605662 File: 127 KB, 859x1200, CoCD_JZUEAEIsg2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A shiny lamia! Quick! Catch it before it got away!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:39:58 2016 No.15605665 >>15605648 You wat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:39:59 2016 No.15605666 >>15605649 >An elf-wight being unable to overturn hercute sister's proclivities Immersion broken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:40:18 2016 No.15605670 I want to marry a zombie not a wight

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:41:15 2016 No.15605674 >>15605662 Shouldn't a shiny shirohebi be copper or blue?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:42:21 2016 No.15605678 >>15605670 Then I guess you'll be limited to soaking.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:43:01 2016 No.15605681

>>15605659
Lantern's setting has full on strike primer, smokeless powder cartridge weapons. Yes, it doesn't make sense since guns would never be developed that much if they sucked as much as they seem to in the setting, but that's a tech progression issue. Like them all having smartphones and stuff.

But if you take the setting as given, then we're talking basically AA12 combat shotguns against people still using hand bows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:43:07 2016 No.15605682 >>15605666 Elf-Wight wanted to teach her a lesson: that reanimating Hitler is a bad thing to do under any circumstance, no matter what brain he has or what genes where spliced into his body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:43:41 2016 No.15605684 Elves are cute but I'd never rape one because rape is wrong

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:44:22 2016 No.15605685
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>>15605631
Hags are the worst.
I have an aunty colleague at work and she does all sorts of lewd shit to give me boners in the office and out in the field. She plops her big breasts on her desk. She leans them on my arm when she visits my desk. Once she wrapped her arm around my shoulder at my desk. Outside she wraps her instrument backback's chest strap below her bust to emphasize it. She does little hip bumps when we joke around. She jokes about the first one to break an instrument having to pay for a date. It's torture. I want to put it in so bad but I'm afraid she's just teasing me so I don't want to put any moves on her to avoid harassment complaints.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:45:42 2016 No.15605690 so are dumb cursed swords dull?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:46:43 2016 No.15605695 >>15605682 Well now she's a patchwork of corpses. I think your headcanon is pretty dumb.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:48:01 2016 No.15605699

>>15605681
So paladins have guns, while everyone else uses bows and has smartphones? The hell?
I thought about guns in my setting, but they would only get as far as Wild West era due to tech limitations, which bums out the guy who wanted them because he wanted plasma rifles and stuff but had to settle on ancient firearms from his world because of tech limits. Making ammo is also a pain, limiting how much can be made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:48:51 2016 No.15605701 >>15605662 I get the feeling she'd want a different kind of ball flying at her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:49:12 2016 No.15605704 >>15605662 >ate] [Auto] 20 It doesn't look like she wants to run away

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:49:26 2016 No.15605706 >>15605665 Read the doujin, m8 Though I read it long time ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:50:01 2016 No.15605708 >>15605695 She'll be good as old. Eventually. For now she had to deal with Ogre arms and an Ushi Oni lower torso.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:50:35 2016 No.15605712 >>15605265 Because he's a washed up faggot attention whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:51:30 2016 No.15605715 >>15605690 No, they're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:51:56 2016 No.15605717 >>15605706 You're thinking of something else. She's not a virgin but that's not the same doujin you're thinking of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:52:07 2016 No.15605718 You guys are going way off the rails discussing lantern's setting, I don't recall the stories even mentioning firearms.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:52:46 2016 No.15605720

What breaks my immersion the most is that a pack of Lilim, liches, demons and baphomet can't put their vastly superior intellect together, their millenia of experience together, and figure out how to break the collar. Not even in two decades. Yeah fuckin' right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:54:06 2016 No.15605724 Would monsters turn traitor and secretly help the Order

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:54:22 2016 No.15605725 >>15605717 Yeah I thought so too, I think he's talking about a granblue one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:54:59 2016 No.15605729 >>15605724 Why would they?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:55:42 2016 No.15605734

>>15605699
Wild West is a bad limit to put on it. That's essentially modern firearms minus the plastic. Here's the breakdown.

1300's-1500's: Handcannon transitioning to matchlocks (wheelocks too but rare)
1600's-1700's:Flintlocks and the death of the armored knight
Early 1800's: Single action, cap primer
Mid-Late 1800's (Wild West era): Cartridge, double action, and even automatic weapons.

Once you get cased cartridges, you basically get modern guns within a decade or two.

>So paladins have guns, while everyone else uses bows and has smartphones? The hell?
As the setting is stated in the stories itself? More like everyone has bows, smartphones and sports cars, but you can still find the odd gun laying around for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:56:02 2016 No.15605736 >>15605720 >Liches not casually bitchslapping huge armies with their magic and effectivelly raping the Order by themselves Why have a super powerful magic user that cheats death if they fucking don't DO anything?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:56:37 2016 No.15605739

>>15605724
Possibly if it meant getting a husband or helping someone they care about. Like, the demon army is going to march on a village where a man she's fond of lives and she drops a tip or something. I doubt the order would allow monster paladins, though there are some that are accepted even by them, like kobolds, kikis and asparas, so it's not at all improbable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:56:43 2016 No.15605740 >>15605720 Why should they bother? They've already replaced the king of Paladin Land and are rotting the place out from the inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:57:26 2016 No.15605742 >>15605736 You know. Necromancy renders the collars practically useless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:58:27 2016 No.15605748 >>15605740 Won't count for anything if all the tasty single men strap bomb collars to themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:58:44 2016 No.15605750 >>15605742 You can't father children if you're dead...er undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:59:34 2016 No.15605754 >>15605685 Do it anon. Show that old auntie just how vigorous you are in bed! That'll teach her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:59:51 2016 No.15605755 >>15605750 Says who?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 14:59:54 2016 No.15605756

>>15605734
Oh, let's just say when the guy appears they only recently got to WW type weapons. Later on he's hgot WW1-2 weapons with some post Vietnam ones here and there. Ammo is still hard to produce en masse, but he can now topple about any country with his riflemen and assorted team of stronk fighters.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:01:19 2016 No.15605763

>>15605748
>Implying there won't just be some royal decree to scrap them all in the name of peace or some shit
Short of a revolution (unlikely because of how indoctrinated and obedient the people are) they are all completely fucked. Only way I can see them coming out of it is if somebody blows the lid off the King conspiracy before its too late.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:02:20 2016 No.15605769 >>15605755 The two necrotic things between your legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:03:31 2016 No.15605773 >>15605769 >It' the dead rot meme again

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:03:47 2016 No.15605774

>>15605685
Been there, there was this aunty who was always going on about how men aren't sincere, how disappointed she was and a bunch of other stuff. Long story short, I kissed and she turned me away cause she just felt like griping. I don't regret it though, her friend played ball once she heard the gossip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:04:10 2016 No.15605776 >>15605717 >>15605725 No, it's that doujin https://exhentai.org/s/aad0f18d19/932885-50

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:04:17 2016 No.15605779 >>15605756 None of those are actual gun improvements though. All the mainline weapon improvements of that time were stuff like missiles and airplanes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:04:34 2016 No.15605780 >You will never defend your village from monster girls that constantly try to kidnap men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:05:18 2016 No.15605784 >>15605773 You do realize nobody is talking about KC right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:06:18 2016 No.15605789 >>15605784 How do liches exist if there should be nothing but bone dust left? Check mate atheist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:06:40 2016 No.15605792 Monster friends can give platonic kisses right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:08:04 2016 No.15605796 >>15605776 Is it by abubu too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:08:55 2016 No.15605800 >>15605776 >Extras at the end I swear those weren't there when I read it last time >Some shitty shota gets her pregnant I didn't mind the bandit thing but this kill the doujin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:09:15 2016 No.15605803 >>15605796 It's in the same fucking doujin

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:10:19 2016 No.15605806

>>15605789
Because they're preserved, not living tissue. That's what you need the magic for. They're not alive, that's why they're undead. And most old school liches are plain skeletons, which skeletons last for thousands of years and longer if they are taken care of properly. No preservation magic required. And liches that don't give a shit eventually wear down to their skull and fill it with magic gems. And those that wear down eventually are nothing but a super powerful magic spirit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:10:46 2016 No.15605807 File: 135 KB, 686x994, CoNzl8QUkAIcQ2o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605674 Shirohebi is the shiny lamia

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:12:36 2016 No.15605816 >>15605779 I don't know, automatics are a significant improvement over singleshot. Also, Chins had Rocketlaunchers long before anyone else, so they're not really an improvement or technological step forward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:12:36 2016 No.15605817 >>15605806 >That's what you need the magic for. They're not alive, that's why they're undead. N-nani?! Necromantic magic can preserve and sustain the state and functions of the body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:13:31 2016 No.15605821 >>15605817 State? Yes. Functions? No. That's the difference between undead and straight up resurrection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:14:06 2016 No.15605822 >>15605821 Eh, I disagree

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:14:32 2016 No.15605824 >>15605816 Semi-auto and automatics are Pre-WWI tech friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:14:50 2016 No.15605826 >>15605822 You're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:14:56 2016 No.15605827 >>15605803 >a fucking joke page >no indication she has to do it on the regular or anything Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:15:00 2016 No.15605829 >>15605821 I'm sure high level necromancy could do a genuine resurrection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:16:01 2016 No.15605833 >>15605822 So? Doesn't make you any less wrong. Even in KC land, his reasoning for his bizarre setup is that the monstergirl undead aren't true undead but more a new living creature that needed an old body to come into being.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:16:04 2016 No.15605834 >>15605826 How do the dead see and smell? Having eyes is a state. Sight is a function of the state of having working eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:17:08 2016 No.15605837 >>15605833 Then answer how the dead manage to have all these other functions.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:19:02 2016 No.15605847

>>15605829
High level clerics do genuine resurrection. Necromancy is stuck in the land of undead. Which necromancers generally prefer, what with the advantages of near immortality vs. getting an extra sixty years of warm fleshy existence with annoyances like eating and sleep taking up your valuable anime backlog watching time.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:19:08 2016 No.15605848

>>15605824
Obviously. The gatling gun was a thing during the cival war, no?
But I'm talking reliable and less likely to explode automatics. The guy is also STILL progressing and will surpass modern firearm tech in about 20 years. He just won't have future tier laser rifles or reality crunching force wave emmiters like he is used to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:19:30 2016 No.15605850 >>15605800 So her being an ultra slut and killing people is ok, but getting a shota is not. Talk about memehate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:20:03 2016 No.15605851 >>15605326 >small cold isolated island off the coast of Canada Isn't that a bit redundant?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:20:09 2016 No.15605853 >>15605834 They aren't necessary. It's all magic. That's how plain old classic eyeless skeleton minions and liches in fantasy get by and speak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:21:16 2016 No.15605861 I like tiny snakes that can wrap around my waste so I can give her a piggy back ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:22:03 2016 No.15605864 >>15605853 >Sight, a product of eyes can be fulfilled with magic >Cum, a product of the testes, cannot be fulfilled with magic Yeah. K.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:22:10 2016 No.15605865 >>15605847 Don't forget not having to worry about missing Berserk being finished.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:22:24 2016 No.15605868 >>15605851 Depends on which coast you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:23:53 2016 No.15605870 >>15605864 >A passive sensory function requiring no new cells can be done >Something that requires life and NEW living cells cannot Stop being retarded anytime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:25:51 2016 No.15605876 >>15605851 It's emphasis. Cold and isolated for Canada is like quadruple cold and isolated for everything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:28:10 2016 No.15605881 >>15605870 The dead can heal wounds though. It requires new cells, but not living ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:28:24 2016 No.15605883 >>15605848 >I'm talking reliable and less likely to explode automatics. That's still 1910's tech. Hell, the mainline 50 caliber machine gun used by the US armed forces today is still a design from the 1918.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:31:19 2016 No.15605892 >>15605883 Still an improvement, just not a groundbreaking one.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:33:02 2016 No.15605899

>>15605881
>The dead can heal wounds though.
Depends entirely on the setting. More often than not, the ones that can are shapeshifters like vampires, which are just rearranging things. And the ones that can't get by on illusion magic. And they can't heal wounds inflicted by fire.

In any case, you still need living sperm for a successful impregnation. You won't get a viable zygote otherwise. So the argument is moot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:36:24 2016 No.15605912 >>15605899 Or just genetic information from a cell. It's basically cloning in the end however.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:38:04 2016 No.15605918 always hug cold yetis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:38:32 2016 No.15605920 >>15605899 I'm not convinced. It's all just data. You telling me that magic can sustain all these things like the process of digestion, yet this specific task it is incapable of doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:39:08 2016 No.15605922 >>15605850 >memehate Post disregarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:39:37 2016 No.15605923 >>15605918 But they're never cold. Yuki Onna are always cold, so they should get hugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:40:38 2016 No.15605930 >>15605850 Honestly, I don't mind either. Any chance to see more of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:41:11 2016 No.15605933 >>15605800 >her grandson impregnates her >kills the doujin Kills the boner by realease you mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:48:15 2016 No.15605952 How do you propose to a memecat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:48:55 2016 No.15605957 >>15605922 Disregard it all what you want, it's well used this time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:49:38 2016 No.15605959 >>15605952 Dump her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:50:53 2016 No.15605967 >>15605952 By singing Fly Me to the Moon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:52:28 2016 No.15605970 >>15605952 buy the diamond ring in tf2

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:53:50 2016 No.15605976 >>15605221 >giant spider girls Well, I'm getting a ticket to Australia the moment the portals open. How about you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:56:05 2016 No.15605980 >>15605976 I'm going to NZ for those smart, mischievous Kea Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:56:07 2016 No.15605981 >>15605976 The flammen is already hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:56:29 2016 No.15605983 >>15605976 Anon, you don't understand. They're 8+ feet tall at the absolute minimum and that's a very uncommon height for them

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:56:37 2016 No.15605984

>>15605920
Undead don't digest either. They don't take in sustenance unless it's life force (the old vampires drinking blood was about drinking life since blood back then was thought of as a big life tank you were filled with that animated your body)

But as long as the pipes are clear, so to speak, they can still eat for pleasure. Movement through the track is largely mechanical and bacterial anyway.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:56:44 2016 No.15605986

>>15605957
It's as well used as a burned steak. The comedy rape can be laughed off because they were terrible people who got what they deserved, calling out anyone who doesn't like shota as memeing is just going to make the people who don't like it despise it even more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 15:58:13 2016 No.15605991 man fuck the heat, cold undead>warm living

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:00:18 2016 No.15605994 >>15605991 >Undead is still room temperature >Hotter than a living girl when it's over 100 outside

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:00:32 2016 No.15605995

>>15605970
Back when I used to play TF2, the rings going on sale was always the most annoying and hilarious shit.
People wasted a lot of money just to page the entire community that "Six Million Jews has accepted Hitler's Genocide"
or
"Gabe Newell has accepted The TF2 Community's Wallets"
Every few minutes for days on end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:01:24 2016 No.15605996 >>15605986 >15 >shota Isn't the cutoff 13?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:02:00 2016 No.15605999 >>15605983 Where is the EDF when you need it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:02:27 2016 No.15606001 File: 737 KB, 1000x3000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15605807 Shirohebi is cute, but Apophis is hot Snek girls are great in general though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:02:55 2016 No.15606004 >>15605991 >not drinking some chilled holst milk straight form the breast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:04:32 2016 No.15606011 >>15605952 Ring on one knee. Hey, it's a meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:04:43 2016 No.15606012 >>15605996 It's more about looks, otherwise a 1000 year old loli vampire wouldn't count as a loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:05:37 2016 No.15606016 >>15605983 >You will never be cuddled by an 8+ foot tall CC huntsman spider girl who you can barely understand due to her thick accent I'm crying because this will never happen and yet the mental image has me hard as a rock right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:05:49 2016 No.15606018 >>15605996 15, though the term's changed a bit to be more about body style than anything, mostly because Japan has a tendency to draw a 10 year old and call them 15 or so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:06:20 2016 No.15606020 >>15606001 I want to knit a sweater for my Echidna waifu using silk from our Ushi Oni daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:06:28 2016 No.15606023 >>15606012 This. It's pretty much >looks prepubescent >actually sexually active

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:08:38 2016 No.15606031

>>15606001
>You'll never be captured by an Echidna and dragged back to her lair.
>She'll never throw you on her bed and start stripping as her various Lamia, Shirohebi, Medusa and Apophis sisters slither in and join her.
>You'll never be at the epicenter of a snakegirl mating ball.
God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:11:09 2016 No.15606042 I like Mindflayers because they are nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:12:11 2016 No.15606045 >>15606042 Me too. It would be really terrifying if they were evil, though. We're really lucky they're such good girls each and every one of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:12:49 2016 No.15606047 >>15606042 *thismessagesponsoredbytheMindflayerAssociationofMGC

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:14:06 2016 No.15606051 >>15606042 t. Mindflayer >>15606045 t. mindfuck victim

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:15:28 2016 No.15606055 >>15606045 exactly they are nice girls who just want love

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:17:34 2016 No.15606067 >>15606047 well with all this libel on mindflayers someone has to help them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:18:07 2016 No.15606068 >>15606051 >victim I'll have you know I've always consented 100% to my dear putting her tentacles into my brain. We both enjoy safe mindsex very much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:19:02 2016 No.15606072 >>15606001 >posting yuri

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:19:35 2016 No.15606075 >>15605984 Ghouls and zombies chow down on flesh all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:19:54 2016 No.15606076 >>15606042 I hate Mindflayers because they are liars and do bad things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:21:04 2016 No.15606079 What if there were also sentient weapons besides cursed swords? Imagine some blade of legend being a doting nee-san in personality and body when she morphs into a human form

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:21:41 2016 No.15606082 >>15606079 I want to hug the Mistress Sword

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:22:07 2016 No.15606083 >>15606068 >he thinks he said yes to her Truly unfortunate souls. May you be free again one day. Umbasa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:23:18 2016 No.15606084 >>15606068 >We both enjoy safe mindsex very much. so does she like put condoms on her tentacles before they go in your head cause that sounds like a good practice of safe mind-sex methods

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:25:28 2016 No.15606093 Why does my kiki maid keep saying "Tekeli-li"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:26:36 2016 No.15606097 >>15606093 BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AND RUN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:26:48 2016 No.15606099 >>15606084 >Get a really bad earache >Go to the doctor >They find spermicide all over your inner ear and it's given you a terrible ear infection >Doctor asks you what the hell you've been sticking in your ears >"W-well we wanted to have safe sex."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:28:41 2016 No.15606104 >>15606093 she isn't actually a shoggoth instead she was raised by one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:28:53 2016 No.15606106 >>15606082 >not the araara halberd You swine.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:30:15 2016 No.15606111

>>15606084
>tentacondoms
>loli mindflayer fumbling with protection on her first time with her childhood friend
>her hands shake so hard that she has to let him put them on
>she gets flaccid from anxiety and he has to gently suck on her tentacles to get them hard again
Very cute, but how could he enjoy it if she couldn't write pleasure into his short-term memory? The brain has no tactile sensations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:30:17 2016 No.15606112 >>15606075 And they don't get any nourishment from it. You didn't think zombies actually process what they eat did you? You can't be that sheltered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:30:50 2016 No.15606115 >>15606104 >She occasionally walks into closed doors >Grumbles about how "mom could do it, why can't I?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:30:53 2016 No.15606116 >>15604592 Yes, little Kiki's are for upsies and giving tiny brooms as gifts!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:31:13 2016 No.15606117 >>15606111 They don't want to make a thought baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:31:30 2016 No.15606119 >>15606112 >chubby zombies whose bellies are full of undigested food Cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:32:16 2016 No.15606124 >>15606117 so as long as you don't have a thought baby you can't impregnate a shog?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:32:19 2016 No.15606125 >>15606111 why would she write the experience in his short-term memory? Wouldn't she want her childhood friend to remember this for eons to come?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:33:06 2016 No.15606131 >>15606125 That way it feels like it's really happening right now instead of being a memory of being in bliss a couple of minutes ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:33:23 2016 No.15606133 >>15606116 What about witch hats? My daughter says she wants to bevthe very best Lich in the lands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:33:28 2016 No.15606135 >>15606115 she just needs to ask her younger sis that looks up to her how to do it

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:33:35 2016 No.15606136

>>15606112
We aren't talking nourishment, thought your position that ghouls derive no nourishment from food is blatantly stupid, we're talking if they digest it. And to suppose that ghouls don't digest their food and walk around as human shaped blimps is bot stupid and trader tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:34:17 2016 No.15606139 >>15605291 What is she so curious about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:36:46 2016 No.15606145 zombies need love even if they never become a wight

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:37:35 2016 No.15606149 >>15606139 You staring at her. SD Rathians are a curious bunch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:39:05 2016 No.15606155 >>15606106 >not the industrious fair skinned daito and dark skinned fun loving twin sisters Pleb

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:41:35 2016 No.15606162

>>15606136
>missing this entire part of the post
>>15605984
>But as long as the pipes are clear, so to speak, they can still eat for pleasure. Movement through the tract is largely mechanical and bacterial anyway.

That's no active digestion required for that.

Also
>ghouls getting nourishment from eating
Wanting to eat and actually needing to eat are two totally different things. The only ghouls that would even sort of fit that are the old thrall kind of ghouls who are not undead, just mindcontrolled by one.

The only blatantly stupid person here is you, who has no knowledge of undead yet still confidently spouts all this retarded stuff. Seriously. It's just shameful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:42:36 2016 No.15606167 >>15606155 >daito >Daito bragging about her pussy with 1000 folds >Snaps like a twig when hit by Zweihander CC

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:44:06 2016 No.15606173

>>15606133
Well a becoming Lich is a difficult path to follow. But im sure with enough training she could make her dream come true, that is of course if her dream is still the same once she gets older.

>Witch hat
But anon, Liches don't wear hats. Surely she hasnt been talking to some young goat recently or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:45:37 2016 No.15606177 >>15606167 >fat zweinhander crying as her husband gets cut down in a flash

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:45:54 2016 No.15606181 >>15606173 Kiki thinks they wear hats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:47:22 2016 No.15606190 Is this porn for a sword? http://i.imgur.com/IixDc4J.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:48:04 2016 No.15606194 >>15606177 >instantly Pike-chan will prevent that.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:48:32 2016 No.15606195
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>>15606181
Perhaps she has been reading one of those silly stories of a magical Kiki who travels acros the lands, teaching young Kiki's the magic of cleaning and the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:49:52 2016 No.15606200 >>15606195 Kiki Poppins travels with an umbrella

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:49:53 2016 No.15606201 >>15606177 The biggest and comfiest of bladed weapons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:49:54 2016 No.15606202 >>15606190 >Men being injured/killed No this is traumatizing material and highly forbidden anywhere outside the deeper archives. You better not be caught with it in your bag when the local authorities do a suprise inspection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:50:54 2016 No.15606205 >>15606194 >wielding pike chan one handed And the secong I move past the tip you're going to swing a zweinhander with one hand, who the fuck are you The Mountain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:50:57 2016 No.15606206 >>15606190 why is he holding the sword backwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:51:11 2016 No.15606208 >>15606200 But then who is the Kiki on the broom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:51:28 2016 No.15606210 >>15606190 >Halfhanding AND Pommeling Well, popped my sword boner anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:51:59 2016 No.15606213 >>15606201 That's not a Khanda or Dadao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:52:13 2016 No.15606214 >>15606202 But I like history so why would the authorities care about an ancient image

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:52:32 2016 No.15606218 >>15606206 He's pommeling the other guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:53:57 2016 No.15606225 >>15606202 Time for MGs and human war stories?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:54:04 2016 No.15606228 >>15606210 don't let your waifu see that you are getting off to other swords

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:55:17 2016 No.15606233 >>15606225 I want to teach teen monsters about WW1

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:56:27 2016 No.15606240 >>15606202 >thousands of men die doing stupid and dangerous things each year >monstergirls faces when they look at the statistics for murder and suicide in our world >when they learn of daredvils and extreme sport athletes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:57:31 2016 No.15606247 >>15606228 >katana familiar seeing the broadsword gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 16:59:24 2016 No.15606254 >>15606240 no more driving for men

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:00:30 2016 No.15606261 >>15606254 They'll take my car from my cold dead hands, I fucking love driving.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:01:19 2016 No.15606263 >>15606240 That'll only make them want to control us.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:02:04 2016 No.15606267

>>15606214
Of course anon. Archivists are highly important in society. It's your job to research this vile material and attempt to prevent such events from happening again if you were to recognize the symptons of one.

Naturally the images you work with display horrifying events where men, the most desired and rarest resource in our beloved cities, are depicted in war, pain and death. These images shock the average MG and can even cause trauma's in MG's who have relations to such events.

Try to imagine what a Cursed Sword must feel like when she sees images of men dying by a blade similar to what she is. Or a living armor seeing images of different armor failing to protect the user.
It is important that we keep acces to this material restricted to the archives. Only you can ensure this and prevent such events from ever happening again.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:02:08 2016 No.15606268

>>15606240
And that's not even getting into random accidents.
Imagine a group of smug monstergirl bullies teasing a shy human boy every day until one day he just runs off.
Then the next day the teacher tells the class that boy was hit by a car and is currently hospitalized.
Imagine the despair on the smug squad's faces when they hear that he might never walk again.

I guess it's time for suffering and despair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:02:30 2016 No.15606270 >>15606263 They'll stop once they realize we'll just do more extreme shit to spite them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:03:58 2016 No.15606280 >>15606267 But what if I want to hang the old paintings in my house instead of stuffing them in the archive never to be viewed again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:04:18 2016 No.15606282 >>15606270 They would be treated as children acting put and treated as such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:04:27 2016 No.15606284 >>15606268 Adam West eating taffy.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:05:45 2016 No.15606291 >>15606282 Unless they go Highlander sanctuary they aren't stopping anyone, and that will just make people hate them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:07:03 2016 No.15606298 >>15606291 Any humans acting hostile will be forced to the cuddle pits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:07:35 2016 No.15606303 File: 556 KB, 992x992, 57292852_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a yan Kej allow me to masturbate with her hair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:07:42 2016 No.15606304 >>15606240 >monstergirls faces when they realize men pay for sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:07:51 2016 No.15606305 >>15606298 We're not living in MGC or an occupied world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:08:43 2016 No.15606306 >>15606305 Secret cuddle pits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:09:17 2016 No.15606308 >>15606304 >when they learn marital rape is a crime

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:09:25 2016 No.15606309 >>15606268 would they try and find which hospital he is at so they can visit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:10:28 2016 No.15606315 >>15606306 >2016 >anything being secret

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:10:58 2016 No.15606319

>>15606162
>Wanting to eat and actually needing to eat are two totally different things
Yes, but where does it suggest a ghoul doesn't need to eat, and only does it out of a form of gluttony? That seems like quite the leap in logic to assume they don't need to eat. If you're going to make any conclusion it would make more sense to conclude that a creature that performs an act rapaciously, on some level needs that act to survive.

Ghouls devour pounds of flesh. If there is no active digestion then the pipes won't be clear for long as you put it. And I know we aren't talking KC, but even his ghouls have powerful digestive acids.

You're supposing things that on the face don't seem overly logical. You're in no position to call me stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:11:05 2016 No.15606321 >>15606303 She'd let you cum on almost any part of her party.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:11:30 2016 No.15606324 >>15606268 Should have commited suicide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:11:36 2016 No.15606325 >>15606303 I got a sad thought of a Yan Kej cutting her hair short because Anon was looking at those SLUTTY WHORES with short hair

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:11:57 2016 No.15606328 >>15606315 If its big enough, you can hide it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:12:41 2016 No.15606331 >>15606321 Almost?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:13:48 2016 No.15606334 >>15606331 not the eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:13:59 2016 No.15606335 >>15606325 That's light.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:15:37 2016 No.15606345 File: 401 KB, 1280x1024, 1462389655244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606321 her body* >>15606331 Yes, since >>15606334

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:15:44 2016 No.15606347 File: 307 KB, 750x603, Khorna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Accept the love of Khorna, lover of red and bringer of Holy Strawberry Milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:16:26 2016 No.15606351 >>15606334 I wonder which monster is into that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:17:07 2016 No.15606354 >>15606334 >>15606345 Why not the eyes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:17:25 2016 No.15606358 >>15606351 Monoeyes duh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:18:57 2016 No.15606367 >>15606354 Shake a salt shaker over one of your open eyeballs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:19:15 2016 No.15606369 I want to make sure the daughteru never thinks about father dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:21:03 2016 No.15606379 >>15606369 >wanting to control her thoughts of you Good job, you're taking your first step into dicking her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:23:01 2016 No.15606393 >>15605643 It's implied she's had sex with a demon before, as she avoids the question and is confirmed to be using a fake body. Hell, she commits incest for the first time by taking her grandson's virginity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:23:05 2016 No.15606394 >>15606367 We're talking about semen, not salt. There's plenty of nip pornos with cumming in eyes and it doesn't seem to hurt at all. http://xhamster.com/movies/77468/eye_cum.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:25:01 2016 No.15606400 >>15606393 Grandson later she had a pact with a deity, guy who had sex with her was fine at the end so who cares?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:25:06 2016 No.15606401 >>15606309 Yes. The next day. The first day, they'd wander around not reacting to anything before going home, slumping down on their beds and sobbing from the guilt. They'll cry even more when he forgives them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:25:17 2016 No.15606402 I like Yan Elves that convince me they are human

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:26:15 2016 No.15606407 >>15605983 >8+ feet tall at the absolute minimum All you're accomplishing is increasing my desire to make the journey.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:26:24 2016 No.15606408

>>15606319
>Yes, but where does it suggest a ghoul doesn't need to eat, and only does it out of a form of gluttony?

Literally the base of their myth in the first place, the contrast of something needing to eat and eat and eat but never getting full or gaining nourishment from it. Then from there the development of that into the modern zombie via Romero era stuff and all mainline generic fantasy starting with the original monster manual about ten years after that. So it just goes back to you not knowing shit about undead in media or their history.

I mean Jesus, just look at this line
>"seems like quite the leap in logic to assume they don't need to eat"

The point of undead is that they don't have the normal needs of eat, sleep, or fear of normal wounds. That's what separates them from living creatures. Always has been that way. And if you want to get into other media, then flesh eaters like zombies, ghouls are plenty often depicted with swollen bellies or missing entrails if they've been feeding. Skeletons eating and drinking while stuff spills uselessly off their bones has been a classic for literally millennia of stories.

But I've wasted more than enough time on this. You can't even recognize that you're arguing without even the most basic knowledge base of the subject. And that's obviously not going to change two or three or ten posts from now. And for the record, I'm like the third person to call you an idiot in this conversation. That alone should clue you in a bit if you have the slightest bit of self-awareness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:26:34 2016 No.15606410 >>15606400 *later says >>15606401 >forgiving them >not manipulating them into being his cocksocks He deserves to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:26:54 2016 No.15606411 >>15606393 Now that I stop and think about it, I suppose it would be a pretty shallow union; I mean, based on how often she reminded the reader of her fake body. Kinda makes me wonder what her real body is like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:27:14 2016 No.15606412 >>15606347 well i dont see why i shouldnt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:28:06 2016 No.15606418 >>15606410 >not manipulating them into being his cocksocks because he is a kind human

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:29:26 2016 No.15606426 >>15606418 >kind human, read, bitch

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:32:45 2016 No.15606435

>>15606418
Besides, he wouldn't need to manipulate them into having sex with him. He'd get lucky and his legs would recover.
Then when he got home, he'd find them on his bed in lingerie and with yes pillows.

>>15606426
Monstergirl who can't get laid, pls.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:32:49 2016 No.15606436

>>15606402
>>15606402
>Have an oneesan whom you love very much
>She doesn't seem like she's aged a day since you remember your father marrying her mother
>Takes a bit of "me time" every day before bed, you suppose that's okay
>She keeps getting shipments of some weird silicone looking putty that got her upset the last time you asked about them
>Sneak into her room one day, whole buncha flowery and woodland themes in here
>It's right before she goes to bed as well, and you see some shapes on her bedstand, they feel like those old Stretch Armstrong dolls
>... They look like the upper parts of a human ear
>... Made from the same silicone
>There's the clatter of a hairbrush hitting the floor as you look over and see your oneesan
>Her ears are pointed like daggers and wiggling furiously, flushed
"You... You... YOU SAWWWWWWWW"
>Her pupils dilate as she jumps at you right out of her towel
>Ends up raping you ragged, leaving you a sobbing mess when she was taunting you about how both your parents knew she was a "rounder"
>How every night before bed she'd wear your soiled briefs and imagine your seed pouring into her fertile womb
>How it was inevitable, since there'll be no more running from her now
>Since you're her husband by the old Elven laws
>And you will be faithful

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:33:50 2016 No.15606442 >>15606410 >>15606426 Easy there, tough guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:35:18 2016 No.15606452 >>15606436 >getting raped by an elf Loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:35:25 2016 No.15606453 >>15606410 >>15606401 We need max despair and have him panic and try to escape the the smug squad when he sees them, but can't because of the straps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:36:20 2016 No.15606456 File: 430 KB, 478x698, Sisters_of_Twilight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606452 >He thinks Elves are incapable of rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:36:22 2016 No.15606457 >>15606442 >not wanting to befriend people who made your life hell is being a tough guy Sweden No

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:37:42 2016 No.15606470 >>15606456 >he thinks he can call himself a man after being raped by rape fodder And that's not what I said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:38:14 2016 No.15606473 >>15606457 Look at the post. It said "teasing". So they were just annoying.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:38:34 2016 No.15606475

>>15606453
Then comes the healing though.
They visit him every day and bring him food, flowers and get well cards.
They claim it's "from everyone in class" but eventually he catches on that it's all from them.
Eventually during one of their visits the doctor comes in and tells them that the tests are in and his legs are going to make a full recovery.
That boy will carry the sight of the girls' joyful faces in his heart forever.

Despair is no fun if there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:38:36 2016 No.15606477 >>15606470 >He can't be called a man when he gets hunted by a Wood Elf >The rapiest of Elves

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:38:37 2016 No.15606478 Help, I'm slowly becoming a slut for evil girls Is there any religious monster girl that could salvage my soul?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:38:44 2016 No.15606479 >>15606436 >rounderscum I bet she was bullied and that is why she has to rape her brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:41:53 2016 No.15606495 >>15606478 No. Mayadere is best dere. It says so in the Bibble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:44:59 2016 No.15606519 >>15606436 >Onee-San >yandere >wood elf 10/10 would be the perfect househusband for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:45:03 2016 No.15606521 >>15606473 Introverts don't take kindly to that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:45:10 2016 No.15606522 >>15605400 Uncensored anywhere?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:46:53 2016 No.15606535 File: 640 KB, 900x1000, Dark_Priest34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606478 But of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:47:57 2016 No.15606541 File: 186 KB, 1000x1314, 2b632169a31e7b5ede58e20c2597204e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606436 Unf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:47:58 2016 No.15606542 >>15606477 >literal tree huggers Nah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:48:55 2016 No.15606550 >>15606535 >no dark priest girl who wants nothing more than to help you let go of your evil ways and be the man Mr. Rodgers wants you to be

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:50:11 2016 No.15606559 >>15606521 Well now they stopped after the accident so there's no need for anything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:51:20 2016 No.15606563 >>15606436 >"Why don't i show you what an overdose can do?" >Her voice begins to change >"Why don't I tell you ABOUT ME?!?!" >Elf transforms into some gelatinous abomination.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:51:45 2016 No.15606566 >>15606559 Being friends included.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:51:58 2016 No.15606570

>>15606535
>You'll never be captured by Fallen God cultists and locked in a "Confessional" with a Dark Priest who's been fasting herself from sex for weeks on the other side.
>She'll never try to tempt you into fucking her mouth through the glory hole in the confessional.
>If you do give in, then after a few shots she'll unlock a door to a secret room in the confessional where you can get more "up close and personal."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:52:54 2016 No.15606576 >>15606563 Is this a Clayface reference?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:52:55 2016 No.15606577 >>15606475 But what happens when the delinquents start fighting for his affection but are too stubborn to realize that all of them are in love with him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:53:38 2016 No.15606584 >>15606576 That obvious, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:54:10 2016 No.15606586 >>15606570 I am reminded of Fela Pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:54:29 2016 No.15606590 >>15606535 Great My soul will surely go to heaven with all the praying we will be doing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:54:52 2016 No.15606592 File: 376 KB, 724x1024, 1467050338205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post dragons of all kinds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:55:12 2016 No.15606594 I want to put a dark priest in a chastity belt so that she will stay a virgin priestess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:55:33 2016 No.15606597 >>15606577 They don't because they've been as close as sisters since they were in preschool. >>15606586 Is that a bad thing, or a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:56:04 2016 No.15606600 >>15606592 Dragons are dumb and overused. We should talk about P'Orcs instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:56:15 2016 No.15606602 File: 120 KB, 720x1280, 1469426740138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606563 Slime Elf?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:56:20 2016 No.15606603

>>15606408
>Literally the base of their myth in the first place, the contrast of something needing to eat and eat and eat but never getting full or gaining nourishment from it
Well their base myth isn't even undead. I mean, I'm trolling around some wikis now and as far as I can see the ghoul only comes into relevance with the monster manuals. So I don't really see much to say a ghoul in particular doesn't need to eat.

>The point of undead is that they don't have the normal needs of eat, sleep, or fear of normal wounds.
You misunderstand, I'm not arguing for undead as a whole, but in this case for ghouls specifically. I wouldn't say a ghoul really has a "normal" need to eat. I'm not denying that the undead have no need of these things as a rule of thumb but for a ghoul, eating is kind of their "thing" It would seem to be detrimental do not do so much in the same way a vampire needs to drink blood, despite not really needing actual sustenance otherwise.

I just think ghouls in particular would have a need to eat mixed in with the mere want to eat. But this has all strayed pretty far fro the original discussion, which wasn't whether or nor ghouls needed to eat or could digest, but that a necromantically sustained man could still produce sperm. And you haven't really presented anything to convince me otherwise

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:57:05 2016 No.15606605 >>15606597 Even sisters can get competitive anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:57:10 2016 No.15606606 I want to befriend a group of nerd elves any play video games with them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:57:15 2016 No.15606608 File: 110 KB, 640x784, 1466887171317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606563 >TFW somebody else gets my obscure references

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:57:30 2016 No.15606612 File: 496 KB, 1000x1200, 1465319817931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606600 Shut your mouth

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:57:51 2016 No.15606616

>>15606570
>telling you tales of the dirtiest miracles of the fallen god
>undulating her tongue through the hole while she waits for you to crack
>"Unburden and cleanse yourself in me yourself, I will receive ALL YOUR SINS, all you have to do is open the door"

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:58:50 2016 No.15606622

>>15606478
>Train for years
>Become recognized as a hero in your home kingdom
>Finally get your chance to prove you're worthy of your title when a black Dragon scorches the entire eastern border of your kingdom bare
>Battle through her forces to her castle
>Battle through her guards inside the castle
>Burst into her throne room to find her sitting on a throne decorated with bones and skulls
>She laughs a mocking laugh
>"Come to try and stop me, "hero"?"
>Throw your equipment down and tear off your armor
>"No ma'am, I'm here to make you my wife."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:59:18 2016 No.15606627 >>15606594 I will hunt you down and throw you in a devil bug pit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 17:59:20 2016 No.15606628 >>15606606 befriending multiple monstergirls just means you have a harem without knowing it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:00:35 2016 No.15606637 >>15606597 A good thing, I prefer how With My Sister Through a Hole did it but fela isn't bad, I just find the visual of the girl's mouthpussy bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:02:29 2016 No.15606644 >>15606605 Yeah, but thankfully their competitiveness is more playful than anything. It'd probably manifest as "Hey, I bet I can make him cum more than you" contests to see who gets to cuddle with him that night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:03:36 2016 No.15606648 >>15605807 >not-bad shirohebi art I haven't seen yet Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:05:07 2016 No.15606657 >>15606519 Stop encouraging shitty greentexts fagmonster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:06:05 2016 No.15606667 >>15606622 >You'll never make a Mayadere Dragon stop her rampage across the countryside by getting her addicted to your dick. Goddamn it, I want to see her composure break as she starts ahegaoing and screaming for more!

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:07:34 2016 No.15606677

>>15606606
>find out your school has a video game club
>go to a meeting to find out it's just the six elf sisters (three sets of twins all in their respective grade) playing an MMO together
>a Holstaur and her Minos cousin playing smash
>and some dude in baggy clothes playing FF IX in the corner
>looks like someone just hit the jackpot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:11:15 2016 No.15606692 >>15606612 Dragons aren't even the best Mayadere girls either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:12:20 2016 No.15606698 File: 314 KB, 992x1402, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't we all just come together and embrace the glory that is fluffy tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:12:59 2016 No.15606702 >>15606644 Side question: who are the members of this deliquent 'smug squad'?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:13:05 2016 No.15606703 >>15606677 Why does the room smell like alp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:14:11 2016 No.15606707 >>15606698 Sorry, I like chuffs better. The bitey kinds of fluffy tail are tempting though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:14:18 2016 No.15606709 File: 553 KB, 688x650, 31458428_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606698 If only, but there remain those who have yet to see the light.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:15:38 2016 No.15606714

>>15606677
I'm up for some game time with the cattle.

I mean, as long as they're not like that one club with all the rules in regards to how to 'properly' play Smash (one character during your club membership; R/P/S whenever a smash orb appears; all fights on Final Destination, which looks like a phallic shaped platform plunging tip first into a gargantuan void-like shaft, etc...)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:16:05 2016 No.15606719 >>15606698 Scales > fluff Prove me wrong faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:16:38 2016 No.15606721 >>15606698 Normally, I'd call 'vanilla', but I like vanillas like fluffy tail and rabbits. I just can't seem to find the one for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:16:53 2016 No.15606722 >>15606628 No a human can befriend a bunch of monsters and just stay platonic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:17:01 2016 No.15606723 >>15606702 Hellhound, Manticore, Cheshire Cat, and Kakuen. The thread calls those four girls together the "Smug Squad" because they all have smug-ass grins on their profile art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:17:17 2016 No.15606725 File: 162 KB, 800x645, 124732465322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606709 I want to visit the Fox Shrine! No matter how much they charge!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:17:41 2016 No.15606727 >>15606714 People dont actually play smash like that right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:17:54 2016 No.15606730 >>15606677 >some dude in baggy clothes Better say hi to the only guy in the club

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:18:11 2016 No.15606732 >>15606714 No, they aren't as hardcore as most video game clubs. But they will still joke you if you choose Marth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:18:52 2016 No.15606736 >>15606719 Fluff = mofu Scales != mofu Mofu is an inherently good quality. Therefore, fluff > scales.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:19:24 2016 No.15606737 >>15606725 I feel like monster run shrines would just be brothels after dark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:20:15 2016 No.15606739 >>15606727 There's a pic I caught on /v/ once of a smash club that does indeed play like that. So many rules and stipulations, more than enough to kill whatever fun might have been had playing the game. >>15606732 No problems here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:20:34 2016 No.15606741 >>15606723 Shoggoth and Kraken seem pretty smug

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:20:52 2016 No.15606743 >>15606737 They'd probably be more like "matchmaking services."

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:21:26 2016 No.15606746

>>15606725
They'll charge you a tithe of your semen.
Mouth, breasts, hands or ass. Take your pick where you want to donate. Just no penetration.

>>15606727
Losers who hate fun play Smash like that.

>>15606730
Be careful anon, It might be a Tomboy Succubus!
Or an Alp, but Alps are shit, so you know, pray for the tomboy Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:21:30 2016 No.15606748 Could a guy just start a shrine to nothing then wait for a monster to move in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:21:55 2016 No.15606752 >>15606737 Offering sage advice or lewd acts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:22:18 2016 No.15606754 >>15606741 >Shoggoth looks smug. Well she is the top tier maid MG. And they also don't leave feathers all over the goddamn place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:22:28 2016 No.15606755 >>15606741 While that is true, I'm not sure we should be adding girls to the Smug Squad.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:22:33 2016 No.15606756
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>>15606707
Unfortunately, the art of the Kumiho is a lost one. Maybe we shall see it revived, but not in this age.

>>15606709
Remember, there are none so blind as those who will not see.
>>15606719
It's a matter of opinion -- I cannot prove anything. You must search yourself for the truth -- and it will vary from person to person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:22:55 2016 No.15606757 >>15606722 no you can't have a platonic harem it just doesn't work

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:24:01 2016 No.15606765 >>15606746 with no men in the club I hope they don't force me to cosplay as their husbandos

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:25:01 2016 No.15606767 >>15606765 Nothing like that anon. You're just going to be the epicenter of some very nerdy reverse gangbangs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:27:45 2016 No.15606781 >>15606757 We call those 'friends' Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:27:50 2016 No.15606782 >>15606748 With my luck, I'd wind up with The Nothing as a waifu if I built a shrine to nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:27:53 2016 No.15606783 >>15606767 well they try and do roleplay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:29:07 2016 No.15606787 File: 1.09 MB, 1280x1455, 1468535956120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606754 Top meido indeed >>15606755 Probably for the best. Wouldn't want best girls running around with delinquents. Kakuens cool though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:31:34 2016 No.15606797 >>15606781 and Humans and monsters can't be friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:32:14 2016 No.15606800 File: 43 KB, 300x300, 13244653234234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606787 Year of the Monkey!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:32:38 2016 No.15606802 >>15606782 well it stops being a shrine to nothing after a monster moves in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:35:49 2016 No.15606818 Mindflayers need friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:36:00 2016 No.15606819 What if Paladin-chan who gets stuck in Hell, and in the process of going full DOOMGuy ends up basically becoming a Baroness of Hell. She who fights monsters for long enough should see that she does not become one herself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:36:16 2016 No.15606822 File: 524 KB, 800x844, 143285943579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606748 That or you could stumble upon a lost shrine, destroy the seals that are left on it, and wait for what comes out and worship that.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:37:16 2016 No.15606826 [SPOILER]

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>>15606787
>You'll never be an at-home worker with a Shoggoth Meido
>She'll never do all sorts of lewd things for you.
>She'll never creep under your desk and suck you off while you work.
>She'll never give you a slimy titfuck while you relax on the couch.
>She'll never shapeshift one of her tendrils to feel like the tightest most stimulating onahole you've ever felt and pump your dick with it like pic related.
>No loving eldritch slime to cuddle after a long day.
Fucking damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:37:32 2016 No.15606829 >>15606822 Sounds nice now how about removing her eyepatch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:39:27 2016 No.15606834 I want to see a Tsundere Shoggoth's heart glow

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:39:45 2016 No.15606836 >>15606826 How come she gets to do all the work? Suppose I want to catch her off guard and 'tickle her fancy' in ways that would make her heart uterus shine brighter than an LED light? Even meidos deserve to receive some love too.

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Fri Jul 29 18:40:30 2016 No.15606841 You know, if a masochistic centaur died and was raised back to life by a lich through the power of love, then consequently asked you to spank her: You'd be beating a dead horse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:41:04 2016 No.15606845 What monster is the cutest masturabator?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:42:21 2016 No.15606852 >>15606829 That keeps her power level in check. She only removes it when she needs to use 100% of her power. She's pretty chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:44:10 2016 No.15606858 >>15606841 Aw shit, somebody summoned an Old One. Roll your san checks before he makes another joke!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:44:22 2016 No.15606860 >>15606845 Liliraune She can't shlick on her own, so she needs someone to help her. Of course, both she and her sister agree that they'd much rather have you instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:44:24 2016 No.15606861 >>15606841 Goddammit Bromont. You're still cool though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:44:29 2016 No.15606862 >>15606826 >you'll never have a Kiki and Shoggoth meido team >you'll never force yourself on your Kiki meido while your interactive Shoggoth bed restrains her. Such is life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:46:21 2016 No.15606869 don't rape Hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:47:19 2016 No.15606875 >>15606822 Is it being too hopeful that no matter how evil the thing that was released is, that she would at least be somewhat grateful to the one who released her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:47:24 2016 No.15606876 >>15606852 I want to make her a rainbow colored seal

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:47:34 2016 No.15606877

>>15606845
>you will never wake up in the middle of the night to see your Dormouse waifu shlicking in her sleep
>you'll never get hard listening to her cute moans and panting
>you'll never start fucking her after she starts dream talking about babies and how badly she wants one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:48:36 2016 No.15606880 >>15606869 Anon you obviously don't know hellhounds that well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:49:37 2016 No.15606883 >>15606858 I rolled a one. That's bad, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:50:39 2016 No.15606889 >>15606836 Nothing's stopping you. I just listed a few things you can do with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:51:36 2016 No.15606891 I work at a movie theater so how much harder would my job be if monsters were added

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:51:37 2016 No.15606892 File: 2.05 MB, 1488x2105, 1469485341376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606787 Could a Shog convert her body to resemble Guyver-esque body armor when she feels her Mastah is threatened?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:52:15 2016 No.15606898 >>15606862 >Shogg uses herself as a rack to restrain Kiki >Secretly slips in parts of herself into Kiki's vag >All so you could fuck both of them at once using only one hole. >>15606877 Half-asleep sex is pretty trippy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:52:33 2016 No.15606900 >>15606892 The better question is what couldn't a shog do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:53:29 2016 No.15606904 Why don't all shoggoths just become like a holodeck and trap their love in a simulation that they never know is a simulation?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:53:48 2016 No.15606906

>>15606869
If you rapped a Hellhound she would probably just grin at you and let it happen while throwing insults to encourage you to fuck her harder. And then turn the tables when you think you're done, Hellhounds are perfectly okay with laying back and taking it, it's what happens after you have to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:53:48 2016 No.15606907 >>15606891 Do yourself a favor and never use a blacklight on the seats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:54:23 2016 No.15606909 >>15606904 Because that sounds more like mindflayer tactics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:55:11 2016 No.15606910 >>15606907 dear god and I thought mopping up soda was bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:55:13 2016 No.15606911 File: 287 KB, 1123x1094, meidos censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606898 yup. Thats pretty much what I imagine for a Kiki/Shog team. Shog would be kinky as fuck, and Kiki submissive as hell. Ive found Nirvana

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 18:58:05 2016 No.15606922

>>15606875
I feel like they would be grateful to you.

>find a vampire sealed away in a marsh in the south
>she thanks you for helping her and asks where the nearest confederate fort is
>she wants revenge on that bastard Lincoln
>tell her that the war is over and Lincoln is dead
>she gets stars and bars in her eyes and asks how the great Robert E. Lee defeated the yanks
>you calmly give her a history lesson to which she starts tearing up after
>you ask her is she will be okay
>"Yes darlin'. I'll be fine. It's just not everyday you have to live with the fact that a cause you found so just is now a footnote in history books."
>she thanks you for explaining everything and she takes off into the night
>a couple nights later you hear a knocking on your door
>it's the vampire you unsealed
>and she has a burlap sack over her shoulder
>and it's moving
>she then dumps the contents of said bag onto your floor
>it's a woman bound and gagged with the fear of God in her eyes
>the vampire looks at you and smiles
>oh god her eyes are doing that thing again
>the vampire then tells you "I found the last relative of that bastard Lincoln! Now anon, just do to her what those damn yanks did to our females in Atlanta!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:02:27 2016 No.15606937 >>15606900 See why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:02:44 2016 No.15606939 >>15606891 You could make a mint selling popcorn buckets with holes already cut in them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:04:37 2016 No.15606943 >>15606922 Where's the part where I have to awkwardly explain to this colorblind vamcracker that I'm black?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:07:57 2016 No.15606948 >>15606943 Convince her she's black too.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:08:24 2016 No.15606950

>>15606922
Hey man, everybody respected Lincoln. Even Davis was like "Hey guys, I know we're all about personal liberty and states rights, but you gotta let me do some of that Lincoln stuff like suspend habeas corpus, executive order around congress for war funding and strengthen the draft"

What was the famous line from the day after Lincoln's assassination too? "The South has lost its greatest ally." He was one of the few people in charge who treated the rebels as fellow Americans and not traitors after the war.

Now you want hated, Sherman and Grant, top of the shit list. Her personal beef would probably be with Butler, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:09:24 2016 No.15606954 >>15606922 >Put that back where you found it! You don't know where it's been! I'm not the kind of guy to do that, anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:10:24 2016 No.15606957 >>15606950 I was making an Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter reference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:14:44 2016 No.15606964 Which MGs are awful at being slutty?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:14:52 2016 No.15606966 How do you stop teen daughterus from joining monster supremacy groups

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:15:55 2016 No.15606969 >>15606964 Unicorns

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:16:50 2016 No.15606972 >>15606957 Sorry, I was too busy imagining a vampire screaming about "That fatass balding mustachioed piece of shit Butler!" And the confused guy being like "If you hated your butler so much, why didn't you fire him?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:20:48 2016 No.15606978 >>15606966 Fire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:20:50 2016 No.15606979 >>15606966 Block monblr, twitter, and /pol/ on the home network and spank her if she comes home talking about being human-kin trapped in a monster's body

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:21:23 2016 No.15606982 >>15606966 You don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:22:32 2016 No.15606984 >>15606964 Ironically, the succubi. >boasts about sexual prowess >has to be handheld through the entire fornication process, from foreplay to penetration to cornholding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:26:07 2016 No.15606995 >>15606979 But she just wants to be a paladin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:28:34 2016 No.15607005 I want to force an alice to masturbate in front of me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:30:03 2016 No.15607007 File: 782 KB, 1000x1414, 1401281035212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606966 Embarrass them in public!

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:30:13 2016 No.15607009

>>15606995
>Monsters becoming Paladins.
Please stop I don't want to write again. Because it always ends up the same way. I get two thirds done with a story and then I can't go on because of writers block and then I just delete everything because since I can't finish the story, it's been sullied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:33:07 2016 No.15607020 >>15606984 Cornholding?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:33:20 2016 No.15607022 >>15606892 Probably yes. I. AM. THE GUYVER. https://youtu.be/QWr2J8jNWuI?t=4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:39:21 2016 No.15607038 >>15607020 Had to double check to see if I had the wrong reference there. Pretty much, taking it up the pooper

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:41:17 2016 No.15607042 >>15607005 I want to force an alice to masturbate an alice in front of another alice who was forced to masturbate in front of me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:42:44 2016 No.15607046 Would a Paladin Monster tell her squire to not lust over her and find a real woman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:47:06 2016 No.15607059 Can alices be onee-sans? Can three alices find an even younger boy and lewdly experiment with him while bathing together?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:48:26 2016 No.15607065 >>15607046 What if the squire is already in love with that qt catgirl squire that has a monster paladin more famous than his own?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:48:35 2016 No.15607067 >>15607059 >Can alices be onee-sans? They need a Wonderland Cake. >Can three alices find an even younger boy and lewdly experiment with him while bathing together? Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:53:09 2016 No.15607075 File: 729 KB, 1280x1692, 186f291e97b3ea443be40b97e04af6a4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607065 Well, she is a strong noble warrior in her own right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:56:32 2016 No.15607080 >>15607075 >A loli in melee role What's next, an Amazon spellcaster?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:58:48 2016 No.15607085 >>15607080 > Amazon spellcaster I want it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 19:59:55 2016 No.15607088 File: 370 KB, 1576x1332, unknown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are you guys such nerds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:02:18 2016 No.15607094 >>15607088 I blame being introduced to Ewoks at an early age`

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:02:50 2016 No.15607097 >>15607088 cuz monster girls love nerds and shotas but mostly shotas

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:03:52 2016 No.15607100 >>15606541 THICC H I C C

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:03:52 2016 No.15607101 >>15607088 Because fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:04:22 2016 No.15607104 >>15607088 I blame video games.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:05:01 2016 No.15607106 >>15607088 I blame Kitsunes, actually, they are the worst mofu this world has ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:08:07 2016 No.15607111 >>15607088 But you draw thick foxes, so it checks out. If you are Sub, anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:19:00 2016 No.15607146 >>15607106 Lazy bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:21:58 2016 No.15607160 >>15607146 Not as lazy as a Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:38:30 2016 No.15607196 File: 1.28 MB, 810x1440, 1469839110392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, just what just came in the mail! http://imgur.com/a/qT38k

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:40:09 2016 No.15607204 >>15607196 I never even knew this MGE Book existed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:41:22 2016 No.15607209 >>15607067 >Feed an alice a wonderland cake >Turns into a forgetful onee-san with really dated values

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:45:36 2016 No.15607226 >>15607196 Do not lewd the Doppelganger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:47:23 2016 No.15607237 >>15607196 Moar!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:47:48 2016 No.15607240 >>15607196 Doppleganger book? Hellyea. Dopple always needs more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:48:25 2016 No.15607243 >>15607237 Anon that's it It's a Novel, not a Comic It is 300ish pages though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:50:36 2016 No.15607249 >>15607243 is it any good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:51:49 2016 No.15607253 >>15607249 Let me learn the language and read the entire book, then I'll get back to ya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:56:40 2016 No.15607264 >>15607253 Scan it and upload it into sad panda.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 20:59:50 2016 No.15607274 File: 282 KB, 627x447, indecent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607226 >do ___ lewd the Doppelganger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:01:40 2016 No.15607277 >>15607264 That's easier said then done Anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:02:27 2016 No.15607278 >>15607274 I wish I could fuck Zombina. Fucking Crabman, what a hack piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:03:10 2016 No.15607281 >>15607274 You can only lewd the Doppelganger when she's not herself.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:06:36 2016 No.15607286

>Teach your young Kitsune daughters to hold on to each others' tails so they don't get separated
>One of them says "But daddy doesn't have a tail, what do we hold?"
>Tell them that they can grab your hand
>They fight over who gets to be at the front of the line
>You're able to calm them down by telling them that they'll rotate so that they'll all get chances to hold your hand when you all go out together
>Only to start fighting again over what the order will be

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:07:23 2016 No.15607289 File: 225 KB, 602x452, 1469840843060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607278 Here's some Zombina tiddies for ya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:12:29 2016 No.15607303 >>15607289 Why is she so adorable?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:26:23 2016 No.15607343 >>15607286 >"But daddy doesn't have a tail, what do we hold?" I know a tail they could hold. A front tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:29:11 2016 No.15607352 >>15607343 At least i know i am not the only dirty-minded Anon around, that was legit the first thing i thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:31:10 2016 No.15607358 File: 226 KB, 579x585, 1448837086548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never have a skinwalker waifu who kidnaps you during a camping trip and ties you up in a cave until you become a skinwalker as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:36:51 2016 No.15607380 >>15607358 >Monsterboys Go away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:37:18 2016 No.15607383 >>15607380 I didn't say anything about boys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:38:19 2016 No.15607385 >>15607383 >Alps Go away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:39:51 2016 No.15607394 >>15607385 I never said anything about alps either, idiot. Stop projecting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:40:21 2016 No.15607396 File: 556 KB, 1087x1591, 143453987453543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607289 Grab dem zombie titties

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:41:01 2016 No.15607397 >>15607394 >Implying I'm a movie theater Might as well take it to its logical conclusion

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:42:43 2016 No.15607404 >>15607383 >>15607394 Since when do we have women here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:43:24 2016 No.15607406 >>15607397 I bet you don't even have 4 wheel drive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:47:55 2016 No.15607417 >>15607406 Nig, I have 4,000,000 wheel drive. Fuck the Kiki in the right spot, and the suspension squeaks out the song 'Stayin Alive'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:48:11 2016 No.15607418 File: 1.98 MB, 1307x1726, __gazer_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__7c651cbfd940bee0ab3a548c85d06961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15606723 >no Gazer Bruh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:53:33 2016 No.15607434 >>15607417 God damn Chevrolet acting all high and mighty. Go back to your used car lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:57:19 2016 No.15607448 >>15607418 Gazer had her own thing going when the Smug Squad was thought up. The Gamer Gazer thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:58:17 2016 No.15607452 >>15607434 Enjoy your Gremlin. ...and that reminds me. We still don't have a Gremlin girl, do we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 21:58:21 2016 No.15607453 File: 45 KB, 544x533, 1455336405682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607396 Zombie butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:00:22 2016 No.15607459 File: 575 KB, 1815x1620, kukuruyo_touchf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nerds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:02:29 2016 No.15607462 >>15607459 Looks like she's got a bit of Goldeneye mouth happening there

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:02:33 2016 No.15607463 >>15607459 >That fucking face 0/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:05:52 2016 No.15607471 >>15607459 >that mouth Ribbit ribbit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:07:42 2016 No.15607475 >>15607406 4WD is for tryhards

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:08:42 2016 No.15607479 >>15607475 You're not getting into the interior of a crocodile or an alligator with that attitude.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:09:36 2016 No.15607481

Know what would be nice?
Being the husband of a holst who made millions as a mercenary, working a little job on the side, and coming home each day to a scarred, well muscled wife that wears cute outfits and just wants to be a loving housewife that just happens to know how to fire a Carl Gustav.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:10:38 2016 No.15607484 >>15607479 I could just feed her marshmallows, in that event.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:11:39 2016 No.15607486 >>15607484 That's just cheating. Regardless of how adorable it sounds every time it's brought up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:16:00 2016 No.15607502 What if you mindflayer a huge breasted holst into thinking she is flat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:16:41 2016 No.15607504 >>15607502 What if I give a familiar huge tits?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:18:19 2016 No.15607507 >>15607504 What if I gave a baphomet or witch a MILF body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:19:10 2016 No.15607510 >>15607507 You get a sorceress and a goat demon. Next question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:22:32 2016 No.15607522 >>15607510 Why do Kikis make bad wet nurses

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:22:42 2016 No.15607523 Good night anons, atake care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that all breasts are best breasts, especially when on your waifu. Oppai familiars cost extra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:23:42 2016 No.15607525 File: 1.12 MB, 940x780, KagerouexpFire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607523

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:24:38 2016 No.15607527 File: 631 KB, 640x500, IT'S MAGIC.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What magic tricks would monster girls perform?

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:25:13 2016 No.15607531

>>15607522
Because they husbando the boy before he even gets a shot at meeting a childhood friend....UNLESS she engages in time shenniganry to go back in time to be his childhood friend while wet-nursing him but that's just silly.

>>15607525
Don't make me bop you with a newspaper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:30:28 2016 No.15607545 you know what they say about monster girls with small tails

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:32:26 2016 No.15607547 I'm surprised no one posted the new Mono drawing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:32:30 2016 No.15607548 >>15607545 Uh, short tempers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:33:06 2016 No.15607550 >>15607527 They would make your dick disappear for either the opening act or the finale. >>15607545 That they can wear normal pants?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:33:08 2016 No.15607551 File: 276 KB, 1500x600, chuff or meow or woof.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR >chuff >meow >woof

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:34:36 2016 No.15607556 >>15607547 >Anubis Thanks for getting my hopes up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:35:56 2016 No.15607560 >>15607545 Bobcats are cute cats too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:36:53 2016 No.15607566 >>15607404 Ever since men lied on the internet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:36:57 2016 No.15607567 >>15607551 Chuff me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:38:00 2016 No.15607570 >>15607551 Chuff, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:38:02 2016 No.15607571 >>15607551 Kon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:38:10 2016 No.15607573 >>15607545 They have a built in handle for doggy style

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:38:46 2016 No.15607576 >>15607556 Well I thought it was pretty good. Surprised to see more tight wet towels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:39:41 2016 No.15607581 >>15607551 Out of those three... Chuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:39:57 2016 No.15607582 File: 1.05 MB, 1920x1080, 1404600696016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] skreeeechuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:40:49 2016 No.15607586 >>15607582 Im scared

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:41:52 2016 No.15607589 >>15607582 Roll d20. https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:42:33 2016 No.15607593 >>15607582 What did you do? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:42:38 2016 No.15607595 What happens if a Lilim picks up a cursed sword?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:43:34 2016 No.15607598 >>15607582 Burn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:44:30 2016 No.15607605 What kinda of monster would a rapier look like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:45:58 2016 No.15607612 >>15607605 a cursed rapier would be flat and tall so I hope you don't want breasts or ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:46:01 2016 No.15607613 >>15606841 BROMONT YOU WONDERFUL BASTARD!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:46:48 2016 No.15607614 >>15607605 Prim and proper, like a musketeer. With a bit of a-cup angst

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:47:50 2016 No.15607623 >>15607527 A lot of tricks would involve their monster parts, soit would be interesting to see some new thing they could pull off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:47:53 2016 No.15607625 >>15607614 Cursed shield when

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:48:49 2016 No.15607628 >>15607595 She helps it find a loving home in the hands of some village girl who's losing the love of her beloved childhood friend to some skank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:48:49 2016 No.15607629 File: 210 KB, 1057x1500, yande.re 327763 sample bodysuit kazanari_tsubasa senki_zesshou_symphogear sword thighhighs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607605

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:50:08 2016 No.15607632 >>15607586 >>15607593 >>15607598 You're not realizing the applications this could have. Consider the following; A chuffing blowjob given to you by a girl with a book lung. It never ends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:50:27 2016 No.15607635 I like flatchested but don't like loli so which monster would fit me best

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:54:23 2016 No.15607645

>>15607551
Gotta consider the personality though. Meow is too bitchy (ironically) and Chuff seems very uptight and serious. Woof, on the other hand, is the most chill out of all of them and she wants to play the cool onee-san type. The choice is clear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:54:24 2016 No.15607646 >>15607635 Depends, do you want a girl who's lewd, or a girl who's cuddly? If you want lewd, get a Kitsune with a flat chest. If you want cuddly, get any variant of a Lamia with a flat chest, but especially Apophis or Medusa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:54:35 2016 No.15607648 >>15607632 Half burn it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:54:51 2016 No.15607649 File: 1.35 MB, 886x1280, tumblr_ob3r0eqp4y1sk31cyo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607556

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:55:53 2016 No.15607657 >>15607649 The smell of wet dog

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:57:16 2016 No.15607664 >>15607649 ! !

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 22:58:07 2016 No.15607667 >>15607657 That only happens if you don't bathe them often enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:01:28 2016 No.15607680 >>15607632 BURN IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:04:07 2016 No.15607686 >>15607649 I bet she clogged the drain with hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:04:10 2016 No.15607688 >>15607649 Everything is good about this image except her face. It just doesn't match and looks trange.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:04:25 2016 No.15607690 >>15607525 >BREEDING SEX WITH THE WOLVES IN HEAT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:07:01 2016 No.15607700 >>15607688 I can see where you're coming from. I'm worried that he's taking a leaf from KC's book. The U smile was stupid on the Cheshire and it's just as silly-looking here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:07:57 2016 No.15607703 File: 167 KB, 289x432, 1437233873557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Saucy centaurs in HEAT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:08:09 2016 No.15607704 >>15607649 >You'll never fuck an Anubis' fat brown ass in the shower. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:09:07 2016 No.15607708 File: 92 KB, 850x933, 71425c938c338aed21363bbc6486ad2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607690

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:10:31 2016 No.15607713 Molest all Wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:20:54 2016 No.15607745 >>15607504 A Familiar with huge tits and thick thighs would be pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:28:37 2016 No.15607768 >>15607649 I really dig the marble texture for the shower and water effects. >>15607704 When was the last time Anubis had a picture that focuses on their plump rump?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:31:46 2016 No.15607773 >>15607768 The loen space one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:36:09 2016 No.15607788 >>15607582 My only complaint is the mismatched resolution. Other than that, I like the tiger spider counterpart to the wolf spider.

Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:37:11 2016 No.15607795

>>15607507
>You'll never fuck a delicious brown Hathorite Baphomet in the lotus position and watch her lewd tits jiggle as her face twists in pleasure.
>You'll never eventually transition into a Mating Press as her legs lock around your waist.
Oppai Loli, Shortstack, or CC take your pick of what body you'd like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:37:59 2016 No.15607799 File: 427 KB, 769x1095, 1448153930150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Room service I'd like to lodge a complaint, there's a sweaty yeti in my bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:39:59 2016 No.15607807 >>15607799 >Yeti sneaks into your hotel room and lays herself provocatively on your bed >Complain to Room Service instead of pounding that cuddly brown pussy all night and making her your woman. Really anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:40:39 2016 No.15607808 >No dragon that likes to toast bread with her fire breath >no dragon that wants to solve everything with fire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:40:49 2016 No.15607809 >>15607807 That's what I'd do. Yeti's aren't even on my top 50 list.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:41:25 2016 No.15607811 >>15607808 >no fiery monstergirl to toast marshmallows and make s'mores with

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:41:31 2016 No.15607812 >>15607807 She's gonna make the sheets smell and shed everywhere, I want a refund!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:42:05 2016 No.15607816 >>15607703 Nothing like centaur futa cock to put your mare in heat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:44:41 2016 No.15607822 I'm not even gonna give that one a (you).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:45:20 2016 No.15607826 >>15607822 Don't post that shit tier doujin then

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:46:21 2016 No.15607829 File: 487 KB, 1000x1435, Coh9RGHUsAAj4zg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:46:46 2016 No.15607831 File: 1.24 MB, 1000x1000, c922438d9637e237adcc17df2afbc3ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"So, What do you say?" >"Shall we burn down this city together, my love?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:47:05 2016 No.15607834 >>15607822 what we need is a kiki with a (you) on a serving tray >"master, your (you) has arrived!)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:47:34 2016 No.15607835 File: 280 KB, 1200x1024, t-thanksfairybus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:48:09 2016 No.15607838 >>15607829 TWO of them? That's almost too many!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:49:12 2016 No.15607842 Fire types a best. I want a drunken Hinezumi staggering down the road singing a jaunty tune like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ndWoMYVAOg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:49:23 2016 No.15607844 >>15607835 What about the other fairy what happened to her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:49:56 2016 No.15607846 >>15607831 That sounds mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:51:01 2016 No.15607856 >>15607795 I wanna taste 'em all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:52:22 2016 No.15607858 >>15607831 How about we just go home and fuck like rabbits instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:52:40 2016 No.15607860 >>15607831 Why would I burn down a city?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:53:25 2016 No.15607862 >>15607835 How exactly can she help me with "That" if she's around the size of "that"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:54:31 2016 No.15607867 >>15607862 By doing "that"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:55:49 2016 No.15607869 >>15607862 Cuddlefucking suddenly means something else in that context

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:57:03 2016 No.15607872 What if MG version of Kindred

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:57:37 2016 No.15607874 >>15607867 >>15607869 I mean, all I can imagine is her clinging to it and grinding against it while sucking the tip. It's that or Stretchy Minibus Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 29 23:58:58 2016 No.15607879 >>15607807 But if I hug her during or after sex, she's gonna think I'm her husband

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:00:27 2016 No.15607882 >>15607874 https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1781606

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:01:09 2016 No.15607883 >>15607835 Oh man. she can help me feel better? She can make me feel happy again?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:01:12 2016 No.15607884

>>15607879
Are you implying you don't want to be?
Think about it anon, warm and loving cuddles whenever you need them, you'll never feel lonely again. She'll always be ready to take your dick however you want to as long as you give her big hugs and kisses.
She'll always look at you with warm heart pupiled eyes and she'll always whisper how much she loves you as you pound her and fill her with your cum.
You won't know what to do with all the love she'll give you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:01:41 2016 No.15607885 >>15607835 I want my very on Fairybus. >>15607862 She can stretch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:02:39 2016 No.15607889 >>15607835 >Fairybus >A bus full of fairies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:05:19 2016 No.15607894 >>15607884 We would have to move someplace cold to accommodate though, and I love the cold and snow and getting warmed up on a freezing cold day

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:07:30 2016 No.15607899

>>15607885
Imagine what it'd be like to have a Masochistic Fairybus follow you around.
>"Hey, hey anon! I noticed you've been pent up lately!"
>"If you want, you can use me as your own personal Onahole! All I want is for you to pick me up and force your big fat cock into my pussy while I squeal and moan!"
>"C'mon anon! Pleaaaaase? I want it sooooo baaaaad~"
Would you?
Keep in mind, if you do it enough she'll get enough energy to occasionally shrink you down to her size and let you dom her more personally.
Do you want to see her Ahegao anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:09:07 2016 No.15607900 >>15607899 >Keep in mind, if you do it enough she'll get enough energy to occasionally shrink you down to her size and let you dom her more personally. Can't she just make herself bigger, like shortstack height?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:10:18 2016 No.15607905 >>15607829 >two of them Holy crackers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:11:31 2016 No.15607911 >>15607900 She could do that too, but there's something exciting to her about you fucking her senseless in the empty drawer she's been living in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:12:27 2016 No.15607915 File: 250 KB, 800x1723, spessgoatcoasttocoast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW no Demon who prefers to have hooves over feet just to keep your boners in check

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:13:55 2016 No.15607922 >>15607915 >Implying a Demon with hooves wouldn't just get me harder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:21:00 2016 No.15607941 >>15607915 Were draenei related to the eredar and succubi? They all look the same

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:22:20 2016 No.15607944 >>15607915 Mate, you don't seem to get how hooves work. They're like a natural high heeled shoe when it comes to sexiness. Your picture has three of the charm points of Baphos.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:22:29 2016 No.15607946

>>15607941
Draenei ARE Eredar. Eredar is their original race name, it's just those that escaped Argos with Space Moses chose the name Draenei to differentiate themselves from their now-corrupted kinsmen.

Succubi are just demons from the Nether who happen to have hairy minges and cloven hooves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:23:47 2016 No.15607950 >No cult of mindflayers that manipulate things for the "greater good"

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:25:48 2016 No.15607957

>>15607946
>Draenei ARE Eredar. Eredar is their original race name, it's just those that escaped Argos with Space Moses chose the name Draenei to differentiate themselves from their now-corrupted kinsmen.
Oh, okay. Eredar are hotter anway. And are you ssure they aren't related to succubi? They are literally identical minus some wings and spikes

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:27:19 2016 No.15607962

>>15607950
I once had the idea of a man having to watch two lady friends turn into a mindflayer and mad hatter respectively. then rape him in order for him to "join the madness" it would end with them corrupting another girl with the man leading the crazy.

I don't have the skill to write it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:32:10 2016 No.15607972 what have i done... puu sh/qjoIV/683b8c5da2.mp4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:32:15 2016 No.15607973 >>15607962 I swear man, are you the same guy with all these ideas? every other one you have has corruption in it somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:33:13 2016 No.15607977 >>15607972 audio source?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:33:56 2016 No.15607980 >>15607950 https://youtu.be/yUpbOliTHJY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:35:17 2016 No.15607983 >>15607973 Good chance I am seeing as I love corruption

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:35:20 2016 No.15607984

>>15607957
Succubi are the Sayaad, which are more closely related to the Nathrezim (i.e. Malganis and Varimathras and fucking some other doofus who's name I can't remember) than they are the Eredar.

The only thing the two have in common is that the Succubi are fluent in Eredun, which is the language that all Eredar and Draenei used to speak before the latter chose a new adopted language based on it since it became what is essentially the blanket language of all the demons in the Burning Legion.

As much as I'd like to discuss this more at length with you, this is hardly the thread to go on about video game related stuff like this, especially since allowing ayyy lmaos like Draenei into the thread would set a dangerous precedent.

If you're on one of the Discord channels/circlejerks I'll gladly chat with you about it.

>>15607977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMMCPeiQoc

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:36:35 2016 No.15607987

>>15607977
It's from Far Cry 3.
It's the villain with more connection to the player character who dies before the endgame so the final confrontation with the guy who was the first villain's boss ends up flaccid and unsatisfying.
Which was the point by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:37:07 2016 No.15607989 >>15607977 Easily googled spoonfeed: Far Cry 3

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:37:43 2016 No.15607992 >>15607972 >Durella plays Far Cry 3 for the first time.mp4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:37:54 2016 No.15607993 >>15607972 Holy shit. >>15607977 Far Cry 3

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:38:24 2016 No.15607996 File: 285 KB, 1100x800, In an alternate Universe with MGs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607835 Where's Werebat? Is she safe? Is she all right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:38:43 2016 No.15607997 >>15607989 >>15607987 >>15607987 >>15607984 Now turn it into a webm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:40:04 2016 No.15608001 >>15607992 I want to introduce Deruella to video games with plots like Far Cry 3! Plots that go, "Let's put a normal guy in an incredibly dangerouss, stressfu, and fucked upl situation and see how long it takes him/her to break!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:41:07 2016 No.15608006 >>15607972 This is cancer.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:42:42 2016 No.15608013
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>>15607846
>>15607858
>>15607860
But burning cities if fun!
Maybe you can blow up a village or two afterwards?

Don't you want to have fun with your evil waifu, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:43:14 2016 No.15608016 >>15607972 Fucking amaizing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:44:34 2016 No.15608018 >>15607972 Is there a connection or do you just like that speech?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:45:21 2016 No.15608023 >>15608013 I don't want to do those kinds of things.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:46:26 2016 No.15608025

>>15608013
We already ransacked an Order stronghold, raided several sacred Order burial sites, robbed a merchant caravan, burned all the Order Bibles that were in the caravan, and got into the rowdiest bar brawl that Lescatie's ever seen.
I'm tired and I just want to go home,cuddle up against her warm chest and sleep.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:46:51 2016 No.15608027
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>>15608018
i like to think that llured is fed up with the constant sex everywhere that she just decided to just fuck it and do something different.

and yea, i like the speech. it makes alot of sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:48:50 2016 No.15608033 >>15608027 .Less, stop playing video games. Go outside and get some FRESH AIR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:48:54 2016 No.15608034 >>15606966 Dick them until they can't pee straight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:49:29 2016 No.15608036 >>15608027 Where is Haohi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:49:41 2016 No.15608037 >>15608027 But she's a literal sex demon that makes it so people fuck more in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:49:53 2016 No.15608039 >>15608034 But Goils can't really pee straight anyhow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:49:57 2016 No.15608040 File: 188 KB, 326x573, Ghoul_clean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608025 >raided several sacred Order burial sites You turned the qt Paladins who fell in the line of duty into cock-slobbering ghouls, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:51:14 2016 No.15608043 File: 30 KB, 600x735, NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15607996 It seems in your lust, you raped her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:51:46 2016 No.15608049 File: 152 KB, 1000x1000, 1465267008500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608013 Please, be careful when using your waifu's power to destroy things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:52:21 2016 No.15608050 >>15607551 Woof

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:53:32 2016 No.15608053 >>15608040 Maybe. You can't prove it. You uh, you wouldn't happen to be one of those Paladin's childhood friends would you? Because they all took off looking for their childhood friends. Except that one CC one that went looking for her "cute squire".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:53:48 2016 No.15608055 >>15608043 Do not want

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:54:07 2016 No.15608057 I want casual sex with monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:54:43 2016 No.15608058 >>15608033 >stop playing video games This applies to everyone. I should be writing but instead I spent like 2 fucking days theorizing on the proper way to invade China as Japan in HoI4 and forgetting the war justification had a time limit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:55:03 2016 No.15608059 >>15608053 How would she feel if her squire became a rugged, monster hating Paladin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:55:28 2016 No.15608061 >>15608053 stop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:56:04 2016 No.15608064 >>15608058 I've been playing EDF for almost a week now instead of being productive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:56:48 2016 No.15608066 >>15608059 Heart eyes. She's gonna make him love her with a combination of his old feelings for her and her peerless mouthpussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:57:31 2016 No.15608067 File: 71 KB, 560x709, 1298967833642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608059 "Challenge Accepted"

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:57:49 2016 No.15608069

>>15608057
Many monster girls probably enjoy many men before they find their compatible husbando.

Of course this goes against the notion that their beloved husbando wants their own waifu to be a lovely, pure maiden of pure pureness and not a sex-crazed demon from hell.

And we can't have that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:58:19 2016 No.15608070 >>15608039 Don't be chaste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:58:41 2016 No.15608072 I like self hating elves that wish to be human because I want to restore their smug

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 00:59:49 2016 No.15608075 >>15608069 >can't have that I ain't afraid if no waifufag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:01:45 2016 No.15608080 >>15608066 But what if he's not interested in Ghouls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:02:06 2016 No.15608082 >>15607831 I'm going to beat her and take her sword, armor and hair!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:02:46 2016 No.15608085 >>15608075 Internet Tough Guy pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:04:01 2016 No.15608090 >>15608040 Wonder if a ghoul would freak out over being dumped in a bloody pit.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:04:46 2016 No.15608091
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>>15608023
But thou must! Your waifu's smile depends on it!

>>15608025
Fine, maybe you can see a movie in Magiflix while snacking on the crushed dreams of the raped and the tears of ghost children, wrapped in a Cocoon of Extreme Comfiness, but she is still gonna want to do that tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:05:44 2016 No.15608097 >>15608085 You can't be a waifufag and be intimidating, it does not work that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:06:51 2016 No.15608099 >>15608090 Given that (a) she's already dead, what's the worst that can happen to her, and (b) she's already covered in blood, I'm inclined to think she'd consider it comfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:06:53 2016 No.15608100 >>15608091 I'll turn my waifu into a good person! That way she can smile by doing good things instead of being evil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:10:09 2016 No.15608107 File: 459 KB, 800x810, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608100 Is reverse corruption even a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:11:00 2016 No.15608109 >>15608107 Purification?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:11:07 2016 No.15608112 >>15608107 Yes. It's why mayadere is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:11:36 2016 No.15608114 >>15608107 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:13:12 2016 No.15608118 >>15608107 I want to purify a dark slime and get her floating angel wings

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:16:06 2016 No.15608123
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>>15608109

Is that the proper phrase?

>>15608112
>>15608114

Given how monster girls are pretty much corruption fetish made flesh, it's just kinda weird seeing it go the other way. You always hear about good things turning evil, but hardly never about evil things turning good.

>>15608118

>Purifying a monster girl involves taping a pair of cardboard wings or a halo on them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:16:21 2016 No.15608124 >>15608107 Kind of. I only have boring human examples though. http://imgur.com/a/uYQ1L

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:17:35 2016 No.15608126 >>15608123 >but hardly never about evil things turning good. It's kind of a shame too, I feel like evil things becoming good is much more satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:17:44 2016 No.15608127 >>15608123 >hardly never about evil things turning good. And that's what makes so worthy of fapping to!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:17:53 2016 No.15608128 Purification is just making monster human so 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:18:48 2016 No.15608130 >>15608123 Hot & Spicy is the best flavor of pringles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:18:58 2016 No.15608131 >>15608123 Purification is good for the heart while corruption is good for the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:21:15 2016 No.15608137 >>15608128 You can have nice and well behaved monster girls, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:21:42 2016 No.15608139 >>15608080 He will be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:22:20 2016 No.15608141 >>15608131 If I wanted something that was good for the heart I'd read porn with a heartfelt romance in it or do cardio I wouldnt read something that is the complete opposite of my fetishes

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:22:48 2016 No.15608143
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>>15608123
>Given how monster girls are pretty much corruption fetish made flesh, it's just kinda weird seeing it go the other way. You always hear about good things turning evil, but hardly never about evil things turning good.

To an extent there's a lot of it in monstergirls already. Not, like, literally fucking the blueberry out of demons, but in the sense that monsters are kidnap-y rapists when they husbando you, but in the course of her being your waifu you would expect her to calm down, become more doki-doki, and inevitably become maternal.

So in THAT sense all monstergirl waifu-ing is reverse corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:23:23 2016 No.15608145 >>15608130 I'm rather partial to those Cheeseburger flavored ones, and I can't for the life of me find out why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:23:39 2016 No.15608147 >>15608099 They aren't the killing machines they used to be, and even though they're monsters, they are girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:25:06 2016 No.15608149 >>15608139 Will the wedding be at least somewhat normal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:26:07 2016 No.15608151 Amazon housewives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:26:19 2016 No.15608153 >>15608145 >I'm rather partial to those Cheeseburger flavored ones, and I can't for the life of me find out why. Go to bed Meme Cat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:26:46 2016 No.15608154 File: 121 KB, 700x734, allured.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No matter what you guys say Purification is still the best thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:26:56 2016 No.15608155 >>15608151 Fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:27:24 2016 No.15608156 >>15607983 You do realise Durella touches herself to people like you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:27:40 2016 No.15608157 >>15608155 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:29:49 2016 No.15608160 >>15608156 Durella is pure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:30:06 2016 No.15608161 >>15608149 It'll be a surprisingly adorable affair. >>15608153 I'm being dead serious anon. They taste great and I can't pin down exactly why. I even can taste a bit of mustard in them and I usually HATE mustard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:30:16 2016 No.15608162 >>15608157 A housewife that has to be told she can't hunt dust bunnies isn't really good wife material is why. Also, she only know how to cook cereal and barbecue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:30:33 2016 No.15608163 >>15608157 Everyone knows that the husband is supposed to be the caretaker in that relationship Because you and I are likely to have conflicting fetishes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:31:19 2016 No.15608164 >>15608160 yeah a pure slut

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:32:49 2016 No.15608168 >>15608162 I'll teach her how to cook!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:36:15 2016 No.15608179 >>15608168 That's a man's job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:38:02 2016 No.15608182 >>15608179 Cooking has always been the woman's job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:39:14 2016 No.15608184 File: 1.54 MB, 1731x1873, 1469607802385s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608164 Does this look like a slut to you??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:40:11 2016 No.15608187 >>15608179 >>15608182 Human Boys belong in the kitchen and raising the daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:41:09 2016 No.15608189 >>15608184 yes actally

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:42:01 2016 No.15608191 >>15608182 Yes, the job of human women and the more submissive-type MG For the more dominant one it is the job of the man to be the caretaker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:42:37 2016 No.15608193 >>15608187 Yeah, everyone knows humanboys should be kept barefoot and impregnating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:44:18 2016 No.15608201 How come Druella has the best looking girls at her side?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:44:43 2016 No.15608202 >>15608191 bullshit! the will be no weaklings in my house! men will cook and work, women will cook and work. there will be no room for submissive fools!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:45:28 2016 No.15608205 >>15608201 Because she is superior to silly humans thinking they shouldn't entwine with monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:45:51 2016 No.15608207 File: 530 KB, 700x990, ManticoreButter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608193 I've never understood the "barefoot" part. What is that even for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:47:17 2016 No.15608211 >>15608207 Harder for them to run.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:47:24 2016 No.15608212 >>15608128 What about healing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:48:02 2016 No.15608213 >>15608207 >What is that even for? Can't leave the house to get into mischief (or get strange ideas from other women, presumably). Both ideass tend to keep them isolated and from doing anything of note.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:49:05 2016 No.15608216 >>15608212 Healing and purification are mutually entwined with each other Healing through corruption is superior

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:49:18 2016 No.15608217 >>15608202 what will you do if a amazon laughs at your ideal goal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:49:53 2016 No.15608218 >>15608151 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:51:36 2016 No.15608222 >>15608217 Prove to her that this man is no sub, is she wants a househusband she can go rape a shota

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:57:37 2016 No.15608235 File: 205 KB, 568x729, 1447963010037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Squeak!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:57:39 2016 No.15608236 >>15608151 The way it was meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 01:58:51 2016 No.15608243 >>15608235 Meese aren't built like that. That's a wererabbit cosplaying a mouse, isn't it? I can tell from the thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:00:00 2016 No.15608248 File: 433 KB, 1280x1811, Shoggy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608123 Why IS there no stories about uncorrupting monsters with true love? Villains becoming good guys are the absolute best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:01:42 2016 No.15608257 >>15608248 >No story about a tryant dragon that becomes a noble ruler after meeting a knight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:02:18 2016 No.15608264 >>15608248 I prefer mutual corruption. >Villain meets hero >Ideals clash >Villain begins to soften >Hero begins to harden >Both settle at a comfy grey

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:15:34 2016 No.15608335 File: 45 KB, 448x272, Carrerawhip.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >In MGC, every single advertisement is extremely lewd. >Such as this ad for a popular children's marshmallow spread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:16:25 2016 No.15608336 >>15608257 >No story about a guardian dragon transforming an evil mastermind into her husband Time to indulge in the depths of my mind.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Sat Jul 30 02:19:08 2016 No.15608346
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Would you guys like a short story about a Shoggoth getting 'purified' by her master? I haven't written anything for you guys since the Centurion commanding lizardmen story in Rome pasta.

Or would a purification story be too lewd and obscene?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:20:48 2016 No.15608356 >>15608346 How the fuck does one purify an abomination? I would love to see that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:21:11 2016 No.15608358 >>15608346 how would it work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:21:52 2016 No.15608360 >>15608356 You've gotta Euclidify ALL the geometry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:22:11 2016 No.15608362 >>15608346 Sounds stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:24:16 2016 No.15608370 >>15608346 Sounds smart

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:24:32 2016 No.15608372 File: 102 KB, 1170x750, 14356585342324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608243 Drat, foiled again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:26:43 2016 No.15608383 >>15608356 Seeing as how in lovecraft mythos, knowlege = corruption, I guess you just make her so domestic and content that she stops caring/forgets about all her forbidden secrets

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:36:41 2016 No.15608420 Do monsters view kissing on the lips as lewd? Because I can't help but imagine every monster mom would be like those weird parents who kiss their children on the lips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:42:22 2016 No.15608437 >>15608420 I can guarantee at least one succubus would have a fetish for it due to the intimacy.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:46:14 2016 No.15608447

>>15608420
>Succubus mom worried that her daughter is becoming an unattractive square
>Daughter wants to ride the bus to school and wear frumpy clothing, mom will have none of that.
>Personally brings her to class, makes sure she's wearing the latest in open thong fashion, French kisses her in front of the boys.
>"Gotta sell yourself, dear."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:46:58 2016 No.15608448 >>15608437 Wish I saved that elven kiss-slut thing I did ages back. Kinda wanna read it again. Kissu sluts are great

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:47:40 2016 No.15608453 https://exhentai.org/g/960230/b6d7322389/ Who likes jewnukis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:48:37 2016 No.15608458 >>15608447 "Honey, Let her have her fun. I was like that when I was her age."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:53:36 2016 No.15608472 File: 738 KB, 906x1407, Tanuki4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608453 Breddy gud mane

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:55:06 2016 No.15608476 >>15608447 That poor nerdcubuss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:56:31 2016 No.15608478 >>15608458 I just imagined showing a mature and sensual Monster Girl what a nerd she was in high school and I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 02:56:34 2016 No.15608480 File: 513 KB, 1200x1708, MorePlumpinForPumpin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608453 >That HEALTH God damn, she's got squish in all the right places.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:02:11 2016 No.15608497 >>15608447 I want to bring frumpy clothes for the succubus so that once her mom leaves the class she can go to the bathroom and change into what she likes to wear and is comfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:04:56 2016 No.15608507 >>15608478 "Ahh. I remember when you use to where glasses and was unbeatable in MtG back in the day."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:07:46 2016 No.15608516 >>15608507 >Then the Succubuss denies everything >And then you pull out the pictures of her slightly chubby with messy hair, big swirly glasses and braces

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:08:46 2016 No.15608518

Alright fellas, Im going off to bed, but before I do, let me propose a scenario

Abstience-style sex ed program goes to monster-populated middle/high school
What happens?

>implying anyone ever fills out those slips denying parental consent for those courses

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:11:30 2016 No.15608520 >>15608518 they all be convinced abstinence is best and inadvertently cause a cult from all the sexual frustration

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:12:24 2016 No.15608523 >>15608518 Unicorns love it. The manticores catch up with and force alps to rape the speakers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:13:10 2016 No.15608524 >>15608518 This would be comedy of errors when the monstergirl mothers, assuming it to be a traditional course on pleasure, have their horrified and increasingly flustered daughters return home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:13:31 2016 No.15608525 >>15608497 >Helping the succubus not look like sex Why would you do that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:17:00 2016 No.15608531 >>15608518 >MGs think it's just an advanced level version of orgasm denial and/or tsundere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:20:58 2016 No.15608536 >>15608516 "You were so cute too. You can't even talk to me without stuttering and you would faint after 5 minute when you are close to me." "And here's a picture of me dragging you to prom night because you were literally as stiff as a rock."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:24:26 2016 No.15608543 >>15608453 bretty gud, for a vanilla comic. I will pay all of the semen I have for a translation of that koishi chikasa tankobon though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:26:07 2016 No.15608548 Could a shoggoth make a video game controller so she could be my player 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:28:59 2016 No.15608551 >>15608453 >Ran away because she was a youkai and not a human pet. 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:32:13 2016 No.15608557 File: 331 KB, 348x568, Albedo excited.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608548 BRILLIANT! Brilliant I say! Also - Overlord OVA soon!

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:34:56 2016 No.15608567

>>15607649
>Mai waifu
>Mai favorite fetish
>One of my favorite artists
>And I didn't even have to pay for it myself
Oh yes, today is a good day.
A VERY good day indeed...
My only regret is thus not having a High-Res version to print off and hang on my wall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:37:39 2016 No.15608574 What about pupper daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:40:53 2016 No.15608579 File: 1003 KB, 1200x1700, 25101008_p24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608574 Adorable, but not for lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:41:49 2016 No.15608583 >>15608579 >already has breasts She's old enough to lewd with her childhood friend, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:42:07 2016 No.15608585 >>15608579 I wonder if she likes to play Frisbee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:48:05 2016 No.15608600 >"Huh, what are you talking about? >First you fuck to check if your pussy and cock are compatible, then you go out with each other. >That's social etiquette, right?"

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:48:38 2016 No.15608603

>nerdy MGs get together as teenagers on Saturday nights to play D&D
>The succubus always holds up the party progress by always asking where the nearest schools are so she can sexually assault shotas
>The slime that the oomukade always insists on bringing along gets all the dice sticky and ends up making the d20 always land on 3
>Gazer DM finally gives up mid-campaign and kills off all their characters.

Alternatively, a dark elf, mind flayer, and shoggoth rolling human boy characters in a generic school setting seems rather humorous to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:49:43 2016 No.15608606 >>15608583 This is acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 03:53:25 2016 No.15608621 >>15608603 >Shog rolls for her shota character to seduce the teacher >NAT 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:01:22 2016 No.15608640 >>15602193 Can I at least get a kiss and cuddle? I'll even wear a collar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:01:37 2016 No.15608642 >>15608346 I have no idea how you'd make it work. But if you know what you are doing you might aswell go ahead.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:06:08 2016 No.15608649

>>15608603
Including with that short greentext about the monmusu MMO clan, this is my favorite theme in the thread. Monstergirl hopeless losers and gamers.
Like, serious gamers. Not "lul gamer girl" or ScrotalBiscuit or whatever.
But the sort of clans that have worked hard to get where they are and expect as much as a job.

...and then that top DPS who always carries your ten-woman learns you're a maleAnon and before you know it you've got plane tickets to Zippangu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:06:19 2016 No.15608650 >>15608579 I disagree completely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:09:41 2016 No.15608657 >>15608649 at least you get free gear for being a man on mmos but only sluts tell their clan they are a male gamer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:11:20 2016 No.15608665 >>15608649 Agreed, this thread occasionally generates some very nice daydream material and desu this is one thats always fun to think about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:11:30 2016 No.15608666 >>15608657 What're you going to do, use a voice mod when you go to coms? Become too useful and you'll never be able to sustain the "sorry guys no mic" line.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:12:37 2016 No.15608667

>>15608649
I'm not sure how I should feel about an MG making fun of my gear score or screaming at me over teamspeak.

>"More DOTs! We need more DOTs!"
>"Stop standing in the fucking fire, you retard!"

Although to be fair, having played a lot of healing roles, the ones that always stand in the fire deserve to be mocked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:12:56 2016 No.15608670 >>15608666 wait till you gain the trust of your clan the bust out the mine and hope they aren't shocked their healer was a guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:16:49 2016 No.15608677 >>15608670 Unless you deliberately joined a more mature guild of married monstergirls, there is a 0% chance of this working out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:18:31 2016 No.15608684 >>15608670 You are only reinforcing the stereotype of guy gamers.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:26:10 2016 No.15608704

>>15608684
Now THAT trope being reversed is a funny ass thought.

>Any successful guy gamer wears little to no clothing, often wearing especially revealing clothing down past the waist.
>Always looking for reasons to re-adjust his position on his chair when playing

>Most MGs make either human Males or choose their own race, but no one trusts any avatars until they hear a voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:29:02 2016 No.15608711 Why not start a male only guild to keep the creep monsters out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:29:51 2016 No.15608712 >>15608711 Fucking Menimist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:31:35 2016 No.15608720 >>15608711 It's only a matter of time that Alps or Monoeyes infiltrate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:31:44 2016 No.15608721 >>15608712 we will be the very best guild and make sure no alps sneak in

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:32:48 2016 No.15608723 >>15608704 instead of a face cam they would have a controller cam which is positioned below the waist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:33:21 2016 No.15608726 Those Foxes down at the shrine are all 100+ year-old hags!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:34:41 2016 No.15608728 Don't sneeze while a mindflayer is in your head

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:36:43 2016 No.15608729 >>15608711 A anon a while back had the idea of a gentlemens club. a place men could converce and en joy themselves without the fear of monsters and alps

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:37:54 2016 No.15608730 >>15608728 What about sleep-walking while a Nightmare is in my dream?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:38:03 2016 No.15608731 >>15608723 That's all good until a succubus decides to stuff her pants with socks to make it look like she has a huge dick. The donations from gullible monsters who think she's a guy would roll in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:39:14 2016 No.15608733 >>15608731 what happens when her stream catches a glimpse of her fat spade tail?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:42:09 2016 No.15608736 >>15608733 Bullying the likes of which typically ends in the deletion of all social media channels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:44:38 2016 No.15608741 >>15608733 She loses the socks and she gets a new set of male viewers. Nothing like a thick, fat spade tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:47:49 2016 No.15608745 >>15608728 >Sneeze while getting flayed >Mindflayer wanted to melt your thoughts >She ends up melting your memories instead >She takes full responsibility And thus began the quest of Anon and Mindflayer to regain Anon's memories

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:48:48 2016 No.15608749

>>15608733
Chat explodes with angry monsters calling her a stupid dyke and remanding their money back. Not to mention the swatting, the smug squad police would laugh their asses off every time they get called, knowing it's bullshit but turning up anyway to wind her up.

At least she could bring in male viewers and people who want to laugh at her misery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:49:22 2016 No.15608750 >>15608728 >not wanting to get really scrambled up in the mainframe Pleb taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:49:40 2016 No.15608753 >>15608749 that is sad I want to stream with her to help her get subscribers back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 04:54:19 2016 No.15608761 >>15608753 Not at all. Just make sure to "accidentally" walk past in your boxers "not knowing the stream was on" occasionally or bend over to pick things up when cleaning in the background and the subs would come rolling in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:12:34 2016 No.15608795 Who would watch a youtube video of a man massaging a dormouse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:14:14 2016 No.15608801 >>15608795 Mousegirls. Instant 30mil views.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:27:11 2016 No.15608817 >>15608795 I'd watch a video of a fat-bottomed dormouse streaming while she's in her pajamas in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:39:13 2016 No.15608842 File: 28 KB, 403x597, 30997ebe319d69f62159f7f9034ad069.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608817 I'd watch a video of a sad CC office lady Monoeye nostalgically playing Lemmings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:40:29 2016 No.15608846 >>15608842 >fap to her stream while streaming >get tons of donations from adoring monstergirls >donate to her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:48:01 2016 No.15608860 >>15608846 Would money make her feel any better, though?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:48:07 2016 No.15608861

>Its another weekend and the family are off the visit your dire wolfus parents for the day. You've been dreading going the entire time, but it'll be nice for the pups to see their relatives.
>"How about it kids? Isn't it nice to be out of the rapecave once in a while?"
>Your wolfu is staring at you, mouth open. Oh. Oh shit. Did you just say-
>"RAPECAVE!?." Your wolfu stops walking and turns to you. "IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL OUR HOME!?"
>Oh man, wolfu is annoyed. Time for damage control:
>"Hey, at least I didn't go for 'boobcavern'. See, I read up on it and it turns out we technically don't live in a cavern, it's actually-""
>Wolfu just stares at you in disgust. It's the best you could have hoped for. You should shut up now.
>Your in-laws home is now right in front of you, and your blood preemptively begins to boil in fury. You're about to be forced into room with HIM. Your greatest enemy, the father of the monster who kidnap-rape-married you. The worst kind of man in existence.
>An ass man.
>Just the thought of it makes you sick. He just has no respect for boobs at all, despite both his wife and daughters having amazing racks, choosing instead to focus on their rears instead. Fucking shameful.
>You're also jealous that he gets to live in a proper house, a log cabin out by the lake.
>"Mommy, granny's rapecave looks weird."
>Your wolfu shoots a glare at you, which is unfair because it was the youngest who said it.
>Before you can explain that the correct term is actually 'rapeshack' in this case, the door opens and you see the best boobs since your dire wolfu. And the rest of her mother too, you guess.
>"GRANNY!" The pups scamper up to the older dire wolf, and joyfully cling to her legs as she affectionately pats their heads.
>Her smile drops and she growls in annoyance as an old man walks up behind her and slaps her ass. "You sure you're gonna be able to sit down after last night, baby?" His perverted smiles turns smug as he looks in your direction.
>"Anon." His eyes are filled with contempt. Steve. Fucking Steve. You carefully study his wrinkled face, the face of a degenerate, the face of an ass-lover, and begin to carefully formulate your arguments against his shit-tier fetish.
>"Dinner will be ready soon." The old wolf says, before muttering something to your wolfu.
>Your wolfu sighs. "Thanks, mom, let's just get this over with..."

>"BOOBS ARE FOR CHILDREN!"
>"ASSES ARE THE GATEWAY TO SCAT FETISHISM!"
>It's been an hour so far and Steve has proven to be a worthy opponent. But he's caving. Soon he'll admit that his fetish is inferior to yours. Your wolfu and mother in-law have so far not given their opinions on the matter, opting instead to drink as much wine as possible.
>He angrily cuts into his steak "You only like tits because you've got mommy issues!"
>You stab a potato. "They POOP from there!"
>Your wolfu finally adds her opinion to the debate, but it's drunken garbage:
>"Rapecave.... I mean, fucking... rapecave..."
>Is she still on that? This is serious, this man needs educating.
>"Dad, this is stupid!" Your eldest daughter complains.
>"Dear, adults are talking."
>"But boobs and butts look the same anyway!"
>Both you and Steve sneer and prepare to dismiss this idiotic statement, when enlightenment hits you:
>Oh, But it's suddenly all so obvious!
>Boobs and asses actually do look kind of the same in certain situations! They're both curved and come in pairs. But that would mean...
>A true man values both.
>The look of realization on Steve's face tells you that he has also reached an epiphany.
>Your daughters faces are that of confusion and embarrassment. Except for the oldest, you can't see her face because it's hidden by her paw. Or hand. Or front leg. Shit, you forgot to ask about that last time.
>Both you and your former enemy raise a glass, and finish your meal not as foes,
>but as friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 05:53:11 2016 No.15608875 >>15608861 >"But boobs and butts look the same anyway!" You dropped her on her head as a baby, didn't you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:19:25 2016 No.15608913 >>15608861 ...the fuck did I just read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:21:26 2016 No.15608915 >>15608913 A wall of 'tism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:27:41 2016 No.15608918 >>15608915 >'tism Who even spells it like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:29:49 2016 No.15608920 >>15608918 He does obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:33:33 2016 No.15608923 >>15608920 It just looks dumb. You saved typing what? Two letters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:34:56 2016 No.15608926 >>15608923 Anon that wasn't me. I mean how could you not pick it up when I said "He" instead of "Me"? Whats wrong Anon, you have the 'tism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:37:48 2016 No.15608929 >>15608926 Nevermind, I forgot it was the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:43:00 2016 No.15608937 >>15608920 On the subject of autism, I haven't seen that same Nerdhound picture posted in a few threads. Did the guy get bored of doing it or something?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:45:07 2016 No.15608941 [DELETED]

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Whether you're bored out of you mind, downright tired and hungry, just plain down and out-
There are just some things in life that rouse a willing spirit in you again!
It's all too easy to take those for granted and forget really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:46:26 2016 No.15608943 >>15608941 Blue board, that image clearly contains pink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:49:24 2016 No.15608947 >>15608943 Blue indeed. Who's really looking at the pink toy though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 06:57:20 2016 No.15608954 >>15608941 Zaprats are a miracle of nature.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:00:08 2016 No.15608956 >>15608954 Zappy-sama best battery girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:00:55 2016 No.15608960 >>15608941 Electricity frightens me. >>15608956 Sadistic Dragons on the other hand don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:09:52 2016 No.15608976 >>15608947 Her love button was the first place my gaze went.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:10:52 2016 No.15608978 File: 1.74 MB, 1900x1702, 1465147939927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hyperdrive!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:12:18 2016 No.15608982 >>15608978 That's not enough. We need to go to Ludicrous Lewdness!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:19:15 2016 No.15609004 >>15608978 Scans when? Does he sell it digitally?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:21:25 2016 No.15609013 I just wish I could get reincarnated as the miraculous son of a monster girl family, I don't even care what species

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:23:01 2016 No.15609016 >>15609013 >You're now the son a Cait Sith

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:23:31 2016 No.15609017 >>15605487 I could go for some Highlander right now, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:25:56 2016 No.15609024 >>15607196 So since there are 2 girls, one of them human crush and other doppel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:26:26 2016 No.15609025 >>15609013 I look forward to the day I can call someone the son of an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:27:57 2016 No.15609027 >>15609025 Alp IV: The Son of Alp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:27:58 2016 No.15609028 >>15609016 Hey now, that wouldn't be so bad. You could be a Sith lord

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:32:16 2016 No.15609038 >>15609016 Well, I'm sure it'd be a comfy life >>15609025 Now that would be a weird dynamic, would she try to educate her son into a manly man, or try to alp him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:34:32 2016 No.15609049 >>15609038 If she's having children, then she's probably already a full succubus, body and soul. ...and now I've got a strong mental image of Naruto's female form playing the "I'm the ideal woman because I know what men want" game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:35:49 2016 No.15609053 >>15609049 That's the best game. Would touch fluffy tail/10, if you catch my meaning, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:40:00 2016 No.15609064 >>15609027 Time for sexy horror movie titles? Wail of the Wendigo 3: Awawawa in Albuquerque

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 07:40:12 2016 No.15609065 >>15608861 sensiblechuckle.ogg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:16:10 2016 No.15609156 File: 86 KB, 500x512, top snake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:25:46 2016 No.15609183 >>15609156 >"Actually that's just my penis you're touching" >"Oh! Even better!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:27:10 2016 No.15609187 File: 271 KB, 800x902, 1433998592681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608453 I'm a dirty boyim for das juden

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:33:49 2016 No.15609200 File: 11 KB, 243x207, 1439751506943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15608861

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:37:34 2016 No.15609206 >>15609200 >reaction images

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:37:42 2016 No.15609207

>Be on phone talking to monster girl daughteru in vacation
>Suddenly she starts acting nervous as she thinks something is happening to her friend.
>She sees a bunch of Paladins take her friends.
>"D-DAD P-PALADINS JUST TOOK HER...OH GOD!"
>Hear the sounds of struggling and chants of chastity
>Phone is still on
What do you say

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:40:06 2016 No.15609212

>>15609206
>I don't know how to delete images
Hello newfag. Honestly, people who posts reaction images they delete are less harmful to the thread than people who just repost the same mg images we've seen a thousand times before, trying to spark discussion that never happens.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:45:52 2016 No.15609227
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>Introduce a Krampus to the glories of heavy metal and hard rock-n'-roll
>Her favorite band becomes KISS
>YFW she uses the power of guitar chords and her tongue action to literally rock your socks off

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:45:55 2016 No.15609228 >>15609207 Call the cops?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:47:02 2016 No.15609231 >>15609207 Tell her that I hope she enjoys Jesus Camp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:48:44 2016 No.15609235 File: 1.09 MB, 1800x2250, 1456531156870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why is she crying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:54:48 2016 No.15609251 >>15609235 Nobody goes to her shrine anymore, showing they don't believe in magic in a young girl's heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 08:59:32 2016 No.15609260 >>15609235 She's old stinky and fat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:09:39 2016 No.15609289 >>15609260 >Stinky and fat Stop projecting you centipede

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:10:15 2016 No.15609292 >>15609227 >inches

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:26:25 2016 No.15609335 >>15608346 How DOES one purify an abomination?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:27:18 2016 No.15609337 >>15609335 Fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 09:52:14 2016 No.15609415 File: 712 KB, 1023x1266, 1450517543986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15609335 You can't purify an abomination much like you can't change the stars. They're infinitesimally alien to everything about MGs and are just playing along

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:00:32 2016 No.15609448 >>15609207 I mutter something about having a tiny penis and go back to playing VNs about suspiciously young looking catgirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:06:35 2016 No.15609459 >>15609448 >I mutter something about having a tiny penis That much she already knows about you from mama.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:12:29 2016 No.15609475

>>15609207
They were probably being fucking whores in a holy place. Whatever happens they probably had it coming. I'd ask the Paladin on the phone if they were being whores and if they were I'd apologize and ask them if they saw the new Ghostbusters. If they hadn't I'd warn them not to, but if they have I'd commiserate them because no one deserves to see that fucking abomination.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:15:47 2016 No.15609483 >>15609207 I ask them if they knew how similar this was to that bit in Taken, then go on with my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:16:55 2016 No.15609487 >>15609228 >>15609231 >>15609448 >>15609475 >>15609483 None of you deserve daughterus and by extension waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:17:30 2016 No.15609490 >>15609207 Whisper a low but smug "Deus vult" and then hang up the phone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:18:05 2016 No.15609493 >>15609487 I'm not messing with paladins when the cops can do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:20:49 2016 No.15609498 >>15609487 Chill out. Your question was stupid and I hate how paladins are cartoon villains on these threads. Hell, even Lanternon's paladin is a dick, as that guy has good reasons for doing what he does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:22:30 2016 No.15609508 >>15609475 Your daughteru in the background: >"DADDY! HELP! PLEASE! DON'T LET THEM TAKE MEEEE!" You: >"OH GOD NO! DON'T SEE GHOSTBUSTERS! IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:24:39 2016 No.15609516 >>15609487 >If you don't play along to a shitty movie reference you don't deserve a waifu Whatever, man. I also don't want kids, so the scenario wouldn't happen for me anyway.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:27:37 2016 No.15609524

>>15609508
There is literally nothing wrong with the new Ghostbusters movie. It was well written, a solid tribute to the old series, solid special effects, the 3 main actors and the animal sidekick had great chemistry, great OST, and was overall a really solid flick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:31:18 2016 No.15609538 >>15609524 0.012 cents has been deposited into your account, thank you for shilling!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:31:59 2016 No.15609544 >>15609498 Oh they aren't cartoon heroes anymore; we're past that particular low for some time now. Now they're cool, misunderstood heroes for pretentious passive-aggressive special snowflakes like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:32:20 2016 No.15609545 >>15609538 Look harder

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:32:50 2016 No.15609547 >>15609524 Pretty subtle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:32:54 2016 No.15609549 >>15609524 How did you manage to remove your brain and keep on living?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:35:33 2016 No.15609557 >>15609524 >Animal sidekick Ok, that got a chuckle out of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:36:28 2016 No.15609564 >>15609544 >pretentious passive-aggressive special snowflakes like you. Cool. How does this relate to my post at all? It seems you just cobbled together a bunch of words that didn't even fit the situation and just threw them out there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:37:00 2016 No.15609566 >>15609524 >3 main actors and animal sidekick My sides.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:38:03 2016 No.15609570 File: 211 KB, 819x614, She could be your girlfriend tonight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:38:18 2016 No.15609571 File: 217 KB, 502x427, TracyTheGorillasr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15609524 Gorilla is da MVP

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:38:36 2016 No.15609572
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>>15609544
Is it wrong that I legitimately want a story where the Order are portrayed more like the Knights Templar or the Teutonic Knights during the Crusades in that they just absolutely fucking have zero tolerance for monster-kind and will kill them on sight? It adds, at least to me, a skewed moral compass because it's a combination of prejudice and paranoia absolutely nobody seems to touch up on in writefaggotry.

Though to be fair the only good Saracen is a dead one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:40:00 2016 No.15609575 >>15609564 He's probably butthurt that a) No one gave him a sensible answer to his original post and b) That the only feedback on it was that you thought it was stupid. Othewise, yeah. I have no idea where he got the edgy special snowflake shit from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:41:31 2016 No.15609579 >>15609570 I want to sit on her back and fondle her ears

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:43:41 2016 No.15609586

>>15609544
>wanting paladins to be more than cannon fodder or generic evil (which makes no sense if you know the slightest thing about D&D) makes you a special snowflake
You're a retard. >>15609575 is probably right on the money with you just being assblasted by the other guy saying your scenario was dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:47:07 2016 No.15609597 Friendly reminder that paladins don't exist in mge to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:48:43 2016 No.15609601 >>15609575 ...Except I'm not the author of the discussion.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:50:17 2016 No.15609604

>>15609572
If done well it could be great. Writefaggotry these days is either straight up smut, sickly moe shit or really silly stuff.
Done well as in not edgy. Yes, it is possible to be dark and serious without being Deviantart tier levels of "My name is Darks and I love blood, death and staying up aaaaaalllll night!"

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:51:33 2016 No.15609608

>>15609572
I for one still want a story about the order calling a crusade to retake Lescatie, you would think that the order literally losing their capital would make humans get their shit together and work under one banner.

Sadly the order and the human government will always be somehow incompetent compared to the masterrace monster authority.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:51:49 2016 No.15609609 >>15609601 ...And the guy you responded to said nothing that made him out to be a special snowflake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:53:38 2016 No.15609613 >>15609601 In that case, could you tell me what I said that made me a >pretentious passive-aggressive special snowflake I get the passive aggressive bit, fine. But I said nothing pretentious or snowflakey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:54:43 2016 No.15609615 >>15609597 Seems like one thing KC had foresight for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:55:07 2016 No.15609617 My Wurm wife wants me to try spanking her ass, but it just hurt my hand. I tried using a paddle but she said she didn't feel it. Help!

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:57:34 2016 No.15609631

>>15609608
I find the human incompetence less annoying that the "Druella did nothing wrong!" Shit KC likes to do. Brainwashing an entire kingdom is fucked up and in any other setting would make her the villain. Also, using sacred areas as places for orgies and sex tourism is just spiteful. I doubt the monsters would like it if humans took over and converted their favorite fuck spots into monuments of chastity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:58:15 2016 No.15609635 >>15609617 Use a metal boat oar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 10:59:00 2016 No.15609637 >>15609631 Name one thing Druella did wrong. Protip: You can't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:00:26 2016 No.15609642 >>15609637 He already did, Anon, are you blind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:02:08 2016 No.15609647 >>15609637 Read my post again. I mentioned two things in that alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:02:09 2016 No.15609648 >>15609642 >Liberating a whole city and filling it with happy married families and encouraging procreation and love What's the problem here?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:08:33 2016 No.15609656

>>15609648
>forcing all women to be monsters
>forcing men who want to be alone into relationships (statistically there are going to be a few. Think Druella would let them leave? I doubt it.)
>turning the whole city into a dark and depressing demon realm
>spitefully desecrating all holy places
>Mass brainwashing via demonic energy

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:14:49 2016 No.15609673

>>15609656
>forcing all women to be monsters
They're happier that way
>forcing men who want to be alone into relationships (statistically there are going to be a few. Think Druella would let them leave? I doubt it.)
They're also happier that way
>turning the whole city into a dark and depressing demon realm
I prefer to think of it as "subdued" and "easy on the eyes"
>spitefully desecrating all holy places
Eh, people have waged wars over a patch of infertile desert for years. At least Druella is putting it to proper use.
>Mass brainwashing via demonic energy
She's just revealing their true emotions and letting them enact them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:19:31 2016 No.15609683 >>15609673 >delusional traitorposting Take your (You) and get out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:19:48 2016 No.15609684 >>15609604 Well I mean, as much as I want a story like that I know people would hate it just based on the fact that I wrote it/it's quality is shit so I can only dream and re-read The Scorpion from Legend of Five Weeaboo Fighting Magicks.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:22:49 2016 No.15609697

>>15609608
>Sadly the order and the human government will always be somehow incompetent compared to the masterrace monster authority.
This ruins the idea how exactly? It's part of canon MGE. You started your reply asking for an original story. Where's the problem?

I'm starting to think here that moving away from KC's rules and concepts as damn far as possible would really be a 'better off' option both for threads' content and, at this point, his canon as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:23:16 2016 No.15609701 >>15609683 You first HFY tard

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:23:57 2016 No.15609703

>>15609673
>They're happier that way
Citation needed
>They're also happier that way
As someone who actually likes being alone, citation very much needed.
>I prefer to think of it as "subdued" and "easy on the eyes"
Unless Lescatie is a bright green realm that's your own opinion. Mine is that the standard demon realm looks like depressing shit.
>Eh, people have waged wars over a patch of infertile desert for years. At least Druella is putting it to proper use.
I wouldn't call spitefully spitting on non-brainwashed people's beliefs good use.
>She's just revealing their true emotions and letting them enact them.
Forcing the entire population into her bullshit? I highly doubt every single person there only valued sex deep down.

At any rate, I think you just want to play devil's advocate at this point. All I'd want from the Lilim is the freedom to choose. Brainwashing is evil and it's hard to argue otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:25:00 2016 No.15609705 >>15609703 >Brainwashing is evil and it's hard to argue otherwise And yet these faggots always try...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:25:46 2016 No.15609708 >>15609631 What annoy me the most is how the monsters do some really abhorrent shit and it's played off as "oh, but once you get brainwashed you'll like it". I just hate how they can do whatever they want and still KC will make them the "good guys".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:26:39 2016 No.15609713 I want to dress a kiki up in plate armor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:28:43 2016 No.15609722 >>15609697 Problem is that if we do that we'll just end up with something worse. All discutions would be "well that's not how it is in MY headcannon"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:29:16 2016 No.15609723 Who let MGU in and how do we let them back out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:30:02 2016 No.15609729 >>15609713 Outside of being sexy. Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:30:16 2016 No.15609731 >>15609723 It's midday on a weekend. You just have to wait for them to go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:30:39 2016 No.15609732 >>15609729 to clean out the basement infested with devil bugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:31:27 2016 No.15609734 >>15609723 >hurr MGU You don't really deserve one, but have a reply anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:31:28 2016 No.15609735 >>15609635 Hey, I gave this a shot, but the damn thing vibrated so hard when I hit her with it that it hurt my hands and I dropped it. Any other ideas?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:31:57 2016 No.15609737

>>15609708
>What annoy me the most is how the monsters do some really abhorrent shit

Also this. I guess the main problem here is KC's writing skills, with a small amount of culture differences mixed in. He really wants to make his world an analogy for personal freedoms beating Japanese corporate culture, but instead it reads like "Selfish fuckery trumps community minded people just trying to live."

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:32:13 2016 No.15609740

>>15609697
I am not taking sides really, it's just the fact that the plot is so one sided that is almost painfully to watch, how one part is just a bunch of retarded evil people who can't do anything right while the other are just a well organized horde of perfect good-natured beings that excel at everything they do that somehow only want to make you happy.

I know this is just a "muh fantasy" scenario but damn, KC could just make them evenly matched to build that "status quo" where no one can push the other and it would still have the same output we have today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:33:30 2016 No.15609746 Can an Ushi wear armor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:33:32 2016 No.15609747 >>15609723 Well no one here even follows KC lore 100%. This us just the weekly "and this is why KCs writing sucks and My head cannon is better" I think it's needed and not all that bad.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:34:07 2016 No.15609749

>>15609713
>>15609729
>>15609732
>Kikimora getting all hot and bothered in the plate armor
>Goes into the basement to clear it of Devil Bugs and dust and shit
>The more she cleans and the more bugs she beats back with her broom, the more spontaneous her heat becomes, like a wolfu in puberty
>TFW the musky smell of sweat and female schlick as you take her out of her armor, fidgeting and forcing your hand between her legs
>Dipping your fingers in her honey pot slick crevice
>TFW wild animal sex with a sweaty Kiki in the bath, licking her armpits and mating pressing her
>Relaxing in the tub with her as she fondles your still-erect member

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:34:17 2016 No.15609750

>>15609705
The real faggots are those who keep falling for it and unironically defend basic human rights inside a porn fetish thread on a chinese cartoon site, either 'cause they're that dumb or that desperate to boost their ego preaching their 'moral superiority'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:34:25 2016 No.15609751 >>15609723 >MGU >for thinking the Lescatie thing was fucked up Are you the same anon who called that guy a pretentious snowflake for being bored of evil paladins? I like monster girls, but shit writing and dodgy actions irk me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:34:35 2016 No.15609753 >>15609737 If the Order hates Monster Girls so much, why don't they just Build a Wall to keep them out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:35:19 2016 No.15609757 >>15609749 Yes... YES!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:36:25 2016 No.15609761 >>15609749 >You will never molest a sweaty Kikimora after a long day of cleaning i never knew i wanted such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:36:29 2016 No.15609762 >>15609753 But they did... Sorta...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:36:34 2016 No.15609763 why are succubi so cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:36:58 2016 No.15609765 >>15609747 If only any of them were actually better on a larger scale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:37:08 2016 No.15609767 >>15609762 Probably wasn't big enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:38:40 2016 No.15609775 >>15609763 Don't fall for it anon. Once you agrre to go out with one they stop being Cute and turne out to be Lewd sexy monsters... That are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:38:49 2016 No.15609776 File: 40 KB, 673x537, With special guest backround artist Kubo Tite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know who sucks? Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:39:44 2016 No.15609780 >>15609750 Gosh, if only we could all be as smart and cool as you, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:39:53 2016 No.15609781 >>15609776 Sucks dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:41:59 2016 No.15609789 So with mindflayers brain hugs are a thing right

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:42:28 2016 No.15609791 File: 58 KB, 600x956, BurgsZLCMAEsHPf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You got a cake from your secret admirer! Would you eat it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:46:14 2016 No.15609803 >>15609791 No, it's probably laced with aphrodisiacs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:47:26 2016 No.15609811 >>15609791 Fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:47:27 2016 No.15609812 >>15609791 no harm in eating it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:48:50 2016 No.15609819 >>15609791 If it's from who I think it is, then she's likely watching me using magical shenanigans and waiting for me to eat it. A small bite wouldn't hurt. She wouldn't poison me, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:48:52 2016 No.15609820 >>15609791 Yes, I Love cake. How did they know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:48:53 2016 No.15609821 >>15609780 >pointed at people's attempts at showing off >somehow getting accused of the same Sorry, was that your post or you recognized yourself in my reply?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:50:20 2016 No.15609828

>>15609791
>Cake from worst lilim
Fuck no. It's probably demonic energy poisoned or something.
That said, all lilim are worst at something.

>Druella is the worst at not being a city-destroying whore
>Queen of Hearts is the worst at having tits
>Mari is the worst at pet care (cocaine is NOT cat food, I bet she's well known to the Royal Makai animal services)
>Illassa is the worst at acting like a lilim in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:53:20 2016 No.15609837 File: 158 KB, 850x878, 1469893834637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5 years later and I only just got that nightmare was a pun on the word night and mare can you forgive me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:53:20 2016 No.15609838 >>15609828 >Mari is the worst at pet care (cocaine is NOT cat food, I bet she's well known to the Royal Makai animal services) More like worst at not literally bathing in semen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:53:48 2016 No.15609839 >>15609735 Wear batting gloves when you do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:54:24 2016 No.15609841 >>15609791 I don't eat sweets. Give me a quesadilla with Druella's face grilled into it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:55:23 2016 No.15609846 >>15609791 I'll have my servant taste it first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:55:35 2016 No.15609849 >>15609838 She does give Druella a run for her money on the turbo-slut angle, but I doubt Druella would give a kitten a bowl of crack for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:55:45 2016 No.15609851 >>15609837 No, puns are to be erased from the face of earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:56:52 2016 No.15609857 >>15609821 If you ever manage to make an argument without "Enjoy it for what it is, don't question it" and "Anyone who disagrees with me is stupid", you might just get a real reply.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 11:58:35 2016 No.15609870 What happens if a lilim is still virgin at age 30

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:00:23 2016 No.15609876 >>15609870 black sheep of the family her sisters would probably tease her about it, he mom might disown her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:00:57 2016 No.15609879 >>15609870 She buys a rope for her birthday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:02:39 2016 No.15609885 >>15609870 nobody knows because that is impossible Virgin Lilim is an oxymoron

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:04:53 2016 No.15609892 >>15609870 They're basically the answer to "what if rape was a force of nature?" personified, so any of them getting to that age as a virgin would be intentional.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:05:25 2016 No.15609895

>>15609750
But Anon, dont you realize?
Human rights dont exist. They are just concepts constructed by those in power in order facilitate control over the individual and to prevent them from achieving their ambitions and asserting what is their property.
Human rights are a spook.
Don't let yourself get spooked Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:07:17 2016 No.15609900 >>15609892 so the question is why a lilim would do that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:09:21 2016 No.15609907 >>15609900 heart break after her first love died early

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:11:18 2016 No.15609915 >>15609900 saving herself for a guy who resides deep in order controlled territory , waiting for when they finally conquer it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:15:03 2016 No.15609934 You wouldn't date Tiamat, the Dragon of Chaos just because she's a girl would you?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:22:15 2016 No.15609962

>>15608677
>Join a guild of married mgs
>Finally feel comfortable enough to ppull out your mic
>The moment you open your mouth silence descends, then a low "ufufu"
>They weren't single, but their daughters are
>Have to deal with constant attempts to hook you up with their daughters from here on out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:22:27 2016 No.15609965 >>15609895 I want to believe you aren't genuine, with those end lines and all, but here I'm not sure of anything anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:23:03 2016 No.15609968 >>15609934 I'd give her all the dragon babies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:23:12 2016 No.15609970 >>15609962 I just want to raid the bosses, if they hook me up with their daughter then I won't be able to play the game

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:23:47 2016 No.15609973 >>15609934 Of course I would. I would even marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:31:41 2016 No.15610007 >>15609970 She says the same thing about you. I'm sure you'd make a great match

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:31:59 2016 No.15610012 Can I get a monster to wait to rape me because I'm in a boss fight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:38:35 2016 No.15610030 Hive dormice helmets so they can sleep without hurting themselves

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:45:14 2016 No.15610053 File: 673 KB, 3000x4500, mofux2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How big do you like your ears?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:47:40 2016 No.15610056 >>15610053 baguette long

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:47:45 2016 No.15610057 >>15610053 The bigger they are the more there is to molest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:52:34 2016 No.15610068 >>15610053 Comfy sized.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 12:56:34 2016 No.15610080 >>15610053 That right there is a pretty good upper limit for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:00:15 2016 No.15610086 >>15609156 Is that snek OC, or a Lamia version of an existing character.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:38:04 2016 No.15610193 File: 56 KB, 858x453, 1451502039414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slower than a determined wendigo marching through deep snow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:39:32 2016 No.15610197 >>15610193 Well, everyone is spending time with their waifus and daughterus, so of course it's going to be dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:41:56 2016 No.15610204 >>15610193 It's the weekend, got stuff to do. Also, oppai loli wendigos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:48:47 2016 No.15610222 >>15610193 I'm drinking, playing vidya, and am generally putting off writefagging. It's a hard weekend's work, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:51:34 2016 No.15610230 >>15610222 Now this is relatable content.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:53:05 2016 No.15610235 File: 474 KB, 577x724, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610197 How would you spend the weekend with your waifu/daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:54:14 2016 No.15610237 can you German suplex a ushi oni

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:54:37 2016 No.15610239 File: 134 KB, 1000x1050, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you want to be bullied?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:54:56 2016 No.15610241 >>15610237 only if she is bite sized

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:55:02 2016 No.15610242 would you put your daughteru in a backpack kid leash

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:57:42 2016 No.15610252 >>15610242 Are you the guy who keeps posting those single sentence equivalent of shitposts? Feel free to stop any time dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:58:28 2016 No.15610256 >>15610235 Most likely go to a park and watch my waifu teach our daughteru how to fly. Maybe take some pictures to record the moment and pick some cute flowers to give them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:58:40 2016 No.15610257 >>15610237 Only if I'm allowed to scream "RUUUULEEEES OF NAAAAATUUUURRRREEE!" as I do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 13:59:43 2016 No.15610259 >>15610252 Not him, but I haven't noticed anything like this. How long has this been happening?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:04:01 2016 No.15610274 >>15610252 are you having a bad day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:07:07 2016 No.15610282 >>15610239 As if I'd let a toddler with shitty eyebrows like that bully me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:08:17 2016 No.15610286 >>15601991 dat cat is too fat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:10:39 2016 No.15610293 Can it rain Wurms

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:10:56 2016 No.15610294 >>15609746 Does an ushi need to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:14:24 2016 No.15610303 >>15610282 what toddler has those kinds of proportions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:19:22 2016 No.15610319 so if you don't rape an elf she won't rape you right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:25:12 2016 No.15610339 >>15610319 she'll take it as an insult

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:26:16 2016 No.15610342 >>15610319 >not raping elves ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:26:24 2016 No.15610343 >>15610319 She'll reverse rape you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:28:45 2016 No.15610355 >>15602228 It's okay anon I like the Cu Sith and Cait Sith. >>15602277 >>15602278 >>15602280 >>15602253 Closet Furries detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:30:19 2016 No.15610359 File: 2.18 MB, 850x1195, 57628890_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are angry succubi so sexy? This one could do with bigger tits, but my point still stands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:30:24 2016 No.15610361 >>15610342 >raping elves Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:31:22 2016 No.15610365 File: 28 KB, 250x250, 1448316994574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610355 >If you dislike something I like, you actually like it because I said so! Fuck off furfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:32:20 2016 No.15610369 >>15610359 Why is she angry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:33:09 2016 No.15610372 >>15610369 She's flat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:33:20 2016 No.15610373 >>15610369 Her mom is a Cursed sword.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:37:05 2016 No.15610383 Cursed swords are cuties and should be polished

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:37:33 2016 No.15610385 >>15610369 I'd assume she's either tsundere, didn't know the guy she hated lived there before knocking, or can see a big cross around the guy's neck. Succubi hate chastity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:41:00 2016 No.15610393 >>15610359 To me, it looks more like she was about to knock, but the viewer opened the door and she was left in an awkward pose or something. Really, that face is more in the "Eh? Really?" Range.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:44:22 2016 No.15610403

>>15610359
Angry 2D just does it for me. There's something about the way their faces get that I love. Bonus points if they're making that kind of face because someone just yanked down their top or tore off their underwear. That brief moment of shock and surprise is also wonderful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:47:23 2016 No.15610413 >>15610361 >not raping elves >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:50:55 2016 No.15610424 File: 420 KB, 1423x925, 1469871834646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:51:31 2016 No.15610427 >>15610424 Middle now what do I win

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:52:00 2016 No.15610428 >>15610413 We get it, threadcanon states that Elves are only ever to be raped because threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:56:14 2016 No.15610443 >>15610424 The right one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:57:31 2016 No.15610447 >>15610242 Oh, I'd do much more than that anon. I'd make her wear an armbinder too, and a blindfold and and a ball gag! Just for the added safety, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:58:45 2016 No.15610452 File: 32 KB, 673x537, Paladin-Chan being a whore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyway, here's some more high quality art. This time of a paladin showering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 14:59:14 2016 No.15610455 >>15610424 Center because I like bitchy girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:01:10 2016 No.15610460 >>15610413 Well memed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:01:24 2016 No.15610462 >>15610452 please post paladinchan being pure

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:02:11 2016 No.15610465 >>15610452 Wow, Butter T has just stopped caring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:04:01 2016 No.15610476 >>15610452 Fuck off Alp

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:06:25 2016 No.15610488

>>15610403
Angry 2d is amazing.

It's why it frustrates me that the majority of rape doujins are absolute garbage, the girl gets dicked once and she's a mindbroken cock sleeve. The anger and hate involved is the main part of that fantasy for me so seeing the complete opposite being done time and time again kills my boner.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:10:19 2016 No.15610506

>>15610488
My brother.
I also wish doujins kept the rage and hate in the girl, but Japan can't into defiant or strong women. At least the boorus have images with girls reacting with shock and fury at having their tits exposed by some random guy. I'd post examples, but it is a blue board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:10:45 2016 No.15610508 File: 96 KB, 700x1000, kraken_wock_mgvegas_wip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15602796 Ayy I'm still around, just chugging along is all o/ >>15610424 All of the above pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:13:12 2016 No.15610521 >>15610476 >Hating on the paladins OC Man, there's no pleasing you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:14:16 2016 No.15610523 I like smug submissive girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:17:51 2016 No.15610536 >>15610488 Extreme reactions and expressions are hot in 2D. I feel kind of creepy for it, but the way fearful expressions are portrayed also turns me on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:17:55 2016 No.15610537 >>15610342 I would only rape an elf if she agreed to it.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:17:55 2016 No.15610538

>>15610359
What kind of trick ass door opens outwards into the walkway? Aside from screen doors, but thats clearly not one.

Whys this dumb succubus look like she was knocking when the door is opened passed her? Is it the front door or a balcony door? the shoes and trash suggest front door, so maybe you are throwing her out of your apartment?

Either way, she's getting dicked over that railing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:18:31 2016 No.15610541 >>15610523 Smug Kobold?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:19:38 2016 No.15610543 File: 120 KB, 521x760, smugx2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610523

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:19:59 2016 No.15610545 File: 223 KB, 320x447, 1468670057548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610523

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:21:58 2016 No.15610556 >>15610523 How does that work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:22:40 2016 No.15610558 >>15610556 power bottom

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:23:33 2016 No.15610561 >>15610523 Superior taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:24:30 2016 No.15610564 Are familiars the best for costumes? Police familiars Maid familiars Cheerleader familiars Nun familiars Nurse familiars Baby familiars Idol familiars Office lady familiars Judge familiars

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:24:49 2016 No.15610565 >>15610558 I thought that's where you shove batteries up her ass as punishment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:26:31 2016 No.15610577 >>15610564 Kobolds too, I bet people love to dress up their Kobolds.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:28:17 2016 No.15610584

>>15610506
Glad there's plenty of stuff on pixiv and boorus, it's just annoying how one image and imagination often manages to be vastly better than any doujin.

It's also hard to do in MGE's setting due to how most monsters would be perfectly okay with getting dicked. It would have to be an extreme situation such as completely dismantling a Sabbath branch, destroying their research, feeding the witches wonderland cake, then raping the angry Baphomet in charge of the place while laughing at her flat chest and threatening to feed her the cake too.
Feeding her the cake after a few rounds and more rape is mandatory.
>>15610536
As long as it stays 2d there's no problem.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:31:21 2016 No.15610595

>>15609828
>Druella is the worst at not being a city-destroying whore

Hell, it's not even the city-destroying thing, or the part where she effectively erases the people within and puts in eerily similar replacements that lack some fundamental aspect of their selves, or the whole hyper-aggressive expansionism, the last of which could be attributed to her trying hard to act like the monster equivalent of a Hero.

No, it's the way she goes about it. Most other monsters will work their way into the hearts and pants of their target, corrupting their mind if needed to make it possible for love to bloom. Druella, on the other hand, basically just throws the lust equivalent of a MOAB or nine and calls it a day. She doesn't make any effort to draw out the subconscious desires of her targets, or make them progressively corrupt, providing a precedent for future development.

My problem with Druella isn't the whole city-destroying lust monster thing. My problem, is that she is LAZY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:40:44 2016 No.15610631 >>15610595 Does that mean Mimiru, Primera, and Sasha are the best fallen brides because they weren't corrupted by Druella?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:41:42 2016 No.15610633 >>15610545 did something happen to nanashit to make him go on the femdom wagon , the last I checked he was doing guro and exhibitionism

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:43:35 2016 No.15610638 File: 437 KB, 900x1451, tjpx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Little red riding fox?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:45:57 2016 No.15610644 >>15610638 I wonder how monsters have corrupted that story

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:46:12 2016 No.15610645 >>15610638 I want to "eat" her and judging by that smug look I'd probably be falling right into her trap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:46:32 2016 No.15610646 File: 429 KB, 1384x840, 51469677_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610638 You've gotta be extra careful around them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:46:57 2016 No.15610651 >>15610638 >>15610645 I feel like no matter how you'd go about it you would be the one getting played.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:51:03 2016 No.15610664 >>15610565 No, you shove batteries up your OWN ass to keep other people out. It's called "The Shining Dragon".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:51:57 2016 No.15610669 >>15610521 More like you're an attention whoring mongol who doesn't know when to quit. Just fuck off to TFT already so we can ignore you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:52:01 2016 No.15610672 >>15609524 >the 3 main actors and the animal sidekick had great chemistry Hey now! I might not be a fan of Melissa McCarthy, but that's still pretty rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 15:57:06 2016 No.15610685 File: 121 KB, 680x680, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610638 I prefer my wolfus to be the little reds instead of my foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:02:30 2016 No.15610703 Can elves smell fear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:04:29 2016 No.15610712 >>15610703 Wood Elves can. Wood Elves smell fear and hunt not for the chance to get raped, but for the sport of being able to rape. Whatever you do, just don't make eye contact. They're notoriously yand

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:07:13 2016 No.15610718 >>15610712 I wonder if a yan elf would like the city

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:07:52 2016 No.15610719 >>15610703 Yes, and they adjust their attitudes accordingly in order to maximize their chances of getting raped. They don't want to scare off a potential owner.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:13:12 2016 No.15610735

>>15610718
>Bring Wood Elf to the city to meet your parents
>She insisted on wearing her normal animal hide bra and loincloth, citing "it's important to remember where I came from"
>Has millions of questions, like how you fit tiny horses into the hood of the car, or what a cell phone is
>She smiles and pretends to know what you're talking about, but you know she doesn't care
"STOP THE CAR!"
>Person behind you angrily honks when you stop right in front of the grand central park to the city
>TFW spending so much time in there you might as well just phone it in to your parents that your wife's getting distracted

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:17:00 2016 No.15610749 >>15610508 >Kraken and Wock in the same picture It's about time we got more images showing onee-san type girls together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:18:34 2016 No.15610754 >>15610638 Is she the Big Bad Wolfu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:19:01 2016 No.15610755 >>15610712 >Wood Elves oh I get it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:20:57 2016 No.15610761 File: 88 KB, 1232x306, Don't Dick The Wood Elves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610755

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:22:28 2016 No.15610763 >>15610761 That wood elf needs to go to the city and see the sights

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:23:13 2016 No.15610765 File: 183 KB, 600x526, box_of_50_waterproof_matches__64968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610761

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:28:27 2016 No.15610780 >>15610644 A cute little girl tries to get help from an axe man because she thinks a wolf is stalking her, then she gets turned into a werewolf and rapes the man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:29:02 2016 No.15610782 Do monsters feel bad if you are raped by an elf

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:29:17 2016 No.15610783
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>>15609572
I'd write it but I'm lazy and have three other stories I should already be writing.

I prefer paladins as good people on the wrong side of the conflict generally, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:30:46 2016 No.15610791 >>15610761 I wonder what would happen if a yandere meets a man who's not afraid to die and actually confronts her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:31:13 2016 No.15610793 Yandere threesomes are great

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:31:51 2016 No.15610794 >>15610791 tie him to a bed and break his shins

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:35:40 2016 No.15610807

>>15610780
Alternatively the big bad wolf tries to win over a little girl in order to get closer to her widowed dad. She even goes as far as to help take care of his sick mother. Nine months later the huntsman pulls a little wolf girl out of her belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:36:01 2016 No.15610808 Why don't monsters just become human if they want sons so bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:36:56 2016 No.15610812 >>15610794 Do you get a prize if you actually manage to overpower the crazy yanderes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:39:28 2016 No.15610817 File: 246 KB, 800x490, yujiro_vs_ibitsu_copy_eng_by_rerk-d6po5ro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610791

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:40:11 2016 No.15610820

>>15610808
Because if they rurn himan the mamono mano inside of them will have to be transfered somewhere else. Normally it just goes into the atmosphere, and the cause of various monsters humanazing can turn the place in a demon realm or create a dark matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:40:51 2016 No.15610823 >>15610812 You get to be the top for the night. If you don't want that, then you get about a few days of relaxation before she breaks out of prison and goes for round 2.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:42:23 2016 No.15610828 >>15610783 I'd do it but like I said people hate me enough already and my idea of flawed isn't really anything but muddy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:42:44 2016 No.15610829 >>15610812 you end up writing your novel the way she was trying to force you to anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:44:26 2016 No.15610832 I want to be a modest streamer on monster twitch and not have a face cam

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:48:13 2016 No.15610838 >>15610832 You'd probably get a few Gazer admirers for being a guy that is an actual gamer instead of a wannabe cam boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:54:21 2016 No.15610845 >>15610832 >No good computer so I wouldn't even be able to stream games I just want a dragon to donate part of her hoard to me. I'll even cuddle and play games with her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 16:55:45 2016 No.15610846 >>15610838 maybe I can invite them to a private subscriber stream where they join my game

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:02:17 2016 No.15610857 What qualities make a girl the most vulnerable to corruption? Infertility is the biggest one I can think of and I'm surprised that girls who are found infertile aren't outright exiled from Order controlled areas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:02:25 2016 No.15610858 File: 221 KB, 1000x1000, 1464325744179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only the finest for the Royal Anubis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:03:52 2016 No.15610862 >>15610857 Being too pure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:06:51 2016 No.15610869 >>15610508 Lookin good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:08:17 2016 No.15610875 >>15610857 idealism it seems

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:11:03 2016 No.15610880 What if twin human girls became monster but they are rival monster types

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:13:29 2016 No.15610886 File: 49 KB, 606x500, 143245345423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610880 They become your conscience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:14:06 2016 No.15610890 >>15610886 I want to tenderize a devil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:17:36 2016 No.15610904 >>15610858 She should be deposed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:19:17 2016 No.15610910 >>15610886 >Listen up big guy, I've got 3 good reasons why you should just walk away. >Number 1: Look at that girl! She's got that stupid frisbee above her head! >It's a Halo you blueberry slut! >Right... And that's a mini-skirt. >DRESS!

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:21:14 2016 No.15610918

>>15610857
I imagine the corruption rates would skyrocket in places that allow stuff like arranged marriages. If a young girl had to choose between being forcibly married to a man twice her age or running away with the farmboy she likes I imagine the later would be more appealing. Have a succubus fly around towns and just give random girls the same deal and I imagine you'd capture a town pretty fast.

Another easy target would be a somewhere suffering a drought. Get some seed from the many magical foods and have the elementals work their magic and suddenly you have a whole town monsterizing because they thought the chief god sent food to save them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:22:50 2016 No.15610921 Vampires are nice but I don't think I would be formal enough for one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:26:03 2016 No.15610926 >>15610910 Crunk best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:27:41 2016 No.15610929 >>15610921 Vampires are total SHIT and deserve to have the men who they don't even appreciate stolen from them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:28:19 2016 No.15610930 >>15610921 Vampires secretly just want a guy who is rough and dirty with them. The haughtiness becomes a tiresome act.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:28:35 2016 No.15610932 >>15610918 That actually looks underhanded as fuck, i kind of hate how they actually play on people's weaknesses just to get them to support demonic realms, it feels like bribery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:29:51 2016 No.15610935 >>15610929 >>15610930 I think a nice Monoeye girl would be around my league

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:30:39 2016 No.15610939 >>15610932 Well the sabbath at least deeply cares for all their witches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:30:47 2016 No.15610940 >>15610921 I know how you feel. I don't think a dragon would go for a guy like me. Even if my waifu doesn't exist I'm still trying to become a better person for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:31:11 2016 No.15610941 >>15610921 >Ah, you must be Anon IX's son, my my aren't you a strapping young man? >Beat it you bloodsucker! Make like a bat and fly outta 'ere >O-Oh my!

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:31:51 2016 No.15610943

>>15610921
I'd be too stubborn to stay around. With her acting all proud and bossing me around, I'd end up tell her to fuck off withing the first week and start rebelling. I could be a good butler, but she'd have to ask nicely to get me to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:32:56 2016 No.15610948 >>15610929 who would steal them and how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:34:05 2016 No.15610951 >>15610930 That's just your shitty headcanon, if anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:34:59 2016 No.15610955 File: 287 KB, 1800x2250, just pretend a lovey-dovey Vamp with yuge tits is resting her milktanks on a shotas head.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610921 Vampires, while haughty. Are perfectly capable of being lovey-dovey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:36:01 2016 No.15610958 >>15610935 that is some backwards cucking? Why would you fuck a monoeye instead of a vampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:36:28 2016 No.15610959 >>15610951 Headcanon maybe, but shitty, no. Remove yourself, philistine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:36:52 2016 No.15610963 File: 289 KB, 761x1000, 1427514210611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15610955 Oh man forgot about this image. Can't wait for it to be finished. Heavy-chested Vampires are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:37:37 2016 No.15610968 >>15610955 Now this is quality content.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:39:03 2016 No.15610974

>>15610932
It does sound undehanded, but it never really hurt anybody. The girls escaped a forced marriage and ended up with their dream guy and the villaige was saved from starvation. Forcing them to monsterize is kinda evil, but if their lives are still arguably better than if they had been left alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:39:16 2016 No.15610975 >>15610935 >Monoeye Imagine how sad that vampire will be when she realizes her crush would rather fuck a dirty pathetic monoeye

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:40:16 2016 No.15610982 >>15610963 >Can't wait for it to be finished. Same. >>15610968 The WIP was actually posted back during early June, but Loen is a busy guy so I can see why he pushed it aside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:40:19 2016 No.15610983 >>15610955 >Monster girls resting their big breasts on a guys head This is definitely something we need more of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:41:16 2016 No.15610985 >>15610975 I just got the disturbing image of a yandere vampire gouging her own eye out and asking "Do you love me now?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:41:17 2016 No.15610986 What would you do if you found out the vampire ojou-sama had a stash of dhampir porn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:41:22 2016 No.15610987 >>15610955 Oh no! The evil Baroness has poor Anon in her clutches! How will he get out of this one?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:42:36 2016 No.15610991 >>15610987 By walking away?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:44:07 2016 No.15610996 >>15610987 What if the evil Baroness is his adoptive mom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:44:11 2016 No.15610997 >>15610986 Have a daughter and tell her the my daughter's pussy is superior

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:45:33 2016 No.15611000 >>15610985 Like this https://exhentai.org/s/98e1601233/940954-4 because that is sad and she needs healing magic

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:49:28 2016 No.15611007

>>15610974
They are throwing everything away for the sake of immediate happiness, how wrong is that? years of stability and order lost because anon A thought his house was too strict and anon B lusted for a pair of breasts, kinda sad how human existence tends to be.

Am i the only one terrified of an eternity of bliss and orgasms? if there's always happiness how can we appreciate it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:50:21 2016 No.15611013 >>15610986 Talk with her and ask why she has her older sister's porn

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:52:05 2016 No.15611017 >>15610959 After yourself and your shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:57:11 2016 No.15611031 File: 953 KB, 1500x1090, 27c5c78153250a241120e71f009c5729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder not to ignore your little sister's headpat quota.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:58:27 2016 No.15611037 >>15611031 I thought was just for maids

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 17:59:18 2016 No.15611040 >>15611037 It is, fucking imoutofags want to steal all the headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:01:15 2016 No.15611052 >>15611037 she is your maid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:01:32 2016 No.15611053 >>15611037 >>15611040 What about daughterus? They deserve lots of headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:01:59 2016 No.15611056 I want to molest a sweaty Kikimora in the summer's heat. Complete with panty hose over her panties!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:03:22 2016 No.15611059 >>15611053 they get face smacks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:03:27 2016 No.15611061 >>15611056 You wouldn't dare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:03:45 2016 No.15611065 >>15611007 Conflict will find always find a way to appear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:04:29 2016 No.15611069 >>15611061 Don't try me Anon, i'm going to fuck her raw through the hose and pat her head!

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:04:29 2016 No.15611070
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>>15611037
>>15611040
>>15611053
>Give headpats
Onee-sans, older brothers, fathers, masters*, misstresses*
>Receive headpats
Otoutos, imoutos, daugherus, maids*, butlers*

*The order can be changed if the master/mistress demands the headpats instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:04:34 2016 No.15611072 >>15611059 And this is how anon's daughter became an unlikeable bitch. Good job dadanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:04:51 2016 No.15611074 Flat Chested Holsts should just drink their own milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:06:12 2016 No.15611078 >>15611074 I don't think that's how it works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:06:19 2016 No.15611079 >>15611072 no its how she became a proper lady spare the rod , spoil the child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:07:09 2016 No.15611081 >>15611070 No matter how old she is, little sisters should be spoiled

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:10:44 2016 No.15611090 >>15609746 /k/ or /tg/ would find some way to make it happen if they can't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:12:59 2016 No.15611101 >>15611070 looked like a dude from the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:21:28 2016 No.15611115 >>15611070 Can I headpat my adoptive momster?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:24:24 2016 No.15611128 >>15611115 What species is she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:26:34 2016 No.15611136 >>15611128 Uhmm A Hakutaco?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:27:21 2016 No.15611140 What species makes the best mother? why? What species makes the worst mother? why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:28:31 2016 No.15611144 >>15611140 alice worst mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:29:47 2016 No.15611149 >>15611140 Will o wisp would be worst. Definition of overbearing, over protective, and controlling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:31:49 2016 No.15611156 >>15611136 She's the one giving you then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:32:26 2016 No.15611157 >>15611140 Hakutaku is one of the best in my opinion. And they are really cute too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:36:56 2016 No.15611168 >>15611140 >What species makes the best mother? why? Echidna, that's their thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:38:13 2016 No.15611172 >>15611140 Best is any monster girl. Worst is any human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:42:15 2016 No.15611182 If a human mother lost her husband would she ask her monster friend to help raise her son

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:43:06 2016 No.15611185 File: 149 KB, 620x950, 1465797828682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >massive urge for a MG game >cant think of any to play fuggg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:43:17 2016 No.15611186 File: 2.38 MB, 1313x1863, Reborns-OriginTank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15609746 While an Ushi wouldn't need armor, she could surely benefit from wearing attachments that make her into a radical walking tank.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:46:35 2016 No.15611197
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Quick! Its 5 o clock and you tried going home, but you haven't finished your work yet and the bouncer Kiki found out!

What excuse do you use to avoid punishment or otherwise confuse the Kikimora to escape her grasp?

You really should stop blindly signing Tanuki contracts, but you were really broke. The golden ink and the apple smelling paper should have been a dead giveaway for the horrors it contained.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:47:31 2016 No.15611199 >>15611182 >asking your friend to rape your child Its like you dont even think before asking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:47:33 2016 No.15611200 >>15611185 did you mean cant think of any new ones to play?cause there are several out there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:47:48 2016 No.15611201 Single monsters with no man in their life should be barred from adopting a boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:48:47 2016 No.15611205 >>15611201 No, they should be put the first on the adoption lists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:49:02 2016 No.15611207 >>15611140 >What species makes the best mother? why? Holstaur, Wight, Vampire. Milk. >What species makes the worst mother? why? Bubble Slime, because Bubble Slime is the worse Slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:49:17 2016 No.15611208 >>15611197 Scatter trash at the other end of the office. When she's distracted, slip out through the stairwell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:49:36 2016 No.15611209 >>15611199 but she could be he cool Aunt Elfy no need for rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:49:58 2016 No.15611210 >>15611197 1) Administer head pats 2) Continue step 1 until Kiki is subdued 3) Cheese it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:50:18 2016 No.15611213 >>15611197 Easy. I was out on a date with a cute monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:52:33 2016 No.15611221 >>15611210 >Continue step 1 until Kiki is subdued Fool! Kikis are CHARGED by headpats, not subdued by them! You'll never escape at this rate!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:53:17 2016 No.15611223 What do monsters think about single fathers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:53:27 2016 No.15611225 >>15611144 Why would you say that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:53:47 2016 No.15611228 File: 624 KB, 1280x1875, 01 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, if it turns out your BFF is secretly an Alp with the hots for you, but her mom also adores you and wants you to impregnate her, what should you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:54:02 2016 No.15611230 File: 867 KB, 480x336, 1469875727006.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need MGs with food. Hangry or normal ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:54:40 2016 No.15611232 What kind of properties does Echidna milk have?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:55:00 2016 No.15611233 >>15611228 A hate crime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:55:06 2016 No.15611234 >>15611228 that was a good story,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:55:37 2016 No.15611235 File: 2.80 MB, 2000x4500, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611221 But what if I don't want to escape?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:56:33 2016 No.15611237 >>15611223 >raising a different woman's child

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 18:56:49 2016 No.15611238 >>15611228 i-is that whats happening in that story.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:00:40 2016 No.15611253
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>>15611238
The Japanese have a term for it (of course they do) called Oyakodon. While normally it refers to a chicken-and-egg (lit. "parent and child") meal, it's also slang for a mother-daughter threesome.

Harem ends are always the best ends, since everyone is happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:00:56 2016 No.15611254 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, heil-wan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611238 Yes. >>15611235 >TFW no uniformed MG sex stories

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:01:09 2016 No.15611255

>>15610987
I have multiple options.
>Tell her I'm an ass man to crush her spirit.
>Play along and fuck her pregnant and then run away when she's too big to chase.
>Slap tits until she submits
>Purple nurple
>Take her out on a lovely dinner date and then not call back
>Say you prefer cait siths and run as she throws up
>Knock her out and hide in her cleavage, where she will never suspect me.
>Have epic fight, and begin to lose only to pull ahead while by thinking about all my friends who believe in me.
>Stay perfectly still and hope her vision is based on motion.
>Seduce her maids and cause a rebellion.
>Eat spinach, and proceed to fist fight.
>Cover eyes because if I can't see her, she can't see me.
>Convince her I don't believe in premarital sex and hope that there isn't a dark priest or sea bishop nearby.
>Start yelling out paradoxes and hope she is secretly an android.
>Put magic seal on dick to make it so I can't impregnate her and hope I don't end up like the 100% of people who had the spell fail.
>Pretend to be alp
>Actually be an alp
>Pretend to not be an alp, but then be an alp and laugh at how she just fell for the (reverse) trap.
>Pocket sand
>Use rape whistle and pray Paladin-Chan heard me.
>Explode her ovaries.
>Tell her I'm a strong independent white boy who don't need no woman.
>Hope that I have octopus ancestry and attempt to spray ink.
>Take off shirt and insist that my boobs are better.
>Rapidly masturbate ao she doesn't get any of my cum.
>Ask her if she has a great granddaughter who you could date.
>Self destuct
>Go to commercial break and defeat her offscreen.
>Ask her if she wants a creampie and then run ash she wipes whe whipped cream from her eyes.
>Play Pot of Greed and hope the next two cards save me.
>CQC, then hide in a cardboard box.
>Reveal that I am just an illusion created by her subconscious and that the real anon died years ago in a tragic hot airballon crash.
>Proclaim diplomatic immunity.
>Signal the sniper to take the shot.
>Cry and make her feel guilty.
>Slowly become emotionally distanced and say that she just isn't the woman you fell in love with anymore.
>Ask what the pay is for the evil side because the chief god don't pay shit.
>Play rock, paper, scissors and play gun.
>Say I have foot fetish, cum on her feet, run away as she slips and slides due to cum.
>Show her my sonic oc.
>Ask her if we can do bdam with hot wax, butn house down.
>Charge spirit bomb for 6 episodes while she waits patiently.
>Flashbang self
>Say her name 3 times, so she will go away.
>Ask for tits with time stamp or gtfo.
>Tell her that I know about the yaoi fanfictions.
>Demand she pays up front.
>Reset the timline
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Shitpost defensively
>Hypnotize her by imitating meatspin

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:01:34 2016 No.15611256

>>15611238
He thought his friend was a dude.
He went to spend some time at his totally male friend's place and ended up fucking "his" mom. Male friend then stripped, revealing himself to be a woman, and he fucked the both of them together.
He ended up marrying both of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:02:18 2016 No.15611258 >>15611256 oh, but no alp...

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:02:18 2016 No.15611259
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>>15611230

>>15611232
Depends on what monstergirl types they birth.
Circumstances are different if she drank a milk potion like the one from Orphan or thar Reisen doujin though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:04:00 2016 No.15611268 >>15611259 Drunk Snek!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:04:45 2016 No.15611271 >>15611253 Oh man look at that mom. I would pound her so hard she wouldn't be able to feel her legs for weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:04:48 2016 No.15611272 >>15611228 Impregnate the alp, then the mom, then the alp and the mom at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:05:10 2016 No.15611273 >>15611258 No, no alp, just MISUNDERSTANDING. I don't know how you can confuse a teenaged girl for a boy, but I guess you should never underestimate Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:07:07 2016 No.15611278 >>15611273 well thats a bit of a disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:08:51 2016 No.15611281 >>15611273 It's (anime/manga) Japan, where traps can be more effeminate than females. I think it'd be pretty reasonable to confuse boys for girls and vice versa if you lived in that setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:10:12 2016 No.15611284 I like tomboy Succubi that get bullied and called alps

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:29:53 2016 No.15611326 If an alice was afflicted with virgin mother syndrome, would she want her son to stop calling her mom at some point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:31:59 2016 No.15611331 >>15611140 Yeti is the best mom who spoils you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:37:53 2016 No.15611348 >>15611326 >virgin mother syndrome the hell is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:42:04 2016 No.15611359 How would you react to a Cursed Sword manifesting after you pull her blade from stone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:42:59 2016 No.15611361 I wish Baphomom would stop introducing herself as my little sister

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:44:04 2016 No.15611362 >>15611348 Sometimes monsters who have never known the touch of a man become spontaneously pregnant with a human male child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:44:41 2016 No.15611366 >>15611361 you should introduce her as your girlfriend next time i bet that would shut her up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:45:35 2016 No.15611369 >>15611362 i would pawn it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:45:57 2016 No.15611372 >>15611359 >Strange women lying in stone distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:46:25 2016 No.15611373 >>15611359 It would be at that moment my inner chuuni is released, and never again suppressed. DOWN, SWORD HAND!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:47:39 2016 No.15611377 >>15611359 Put the sword back in the stone and run away from the corrupted human girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:48:56 2016 No.15611382 File: 117 KB, 600x706, 1455168701829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons are for ab licking!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:49:59 2016 No.15611389 File: 682 KB, 1280x966, if you know what i mean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611359 Plunge my blade in her stone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:50:04 2016 No.15611390 >>15611369 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:51:01 2016 No.15611392 >>15611389 Also, before anyone gets irked, will delete image in a couple minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:51:55 2016 No.15611399 >>15611362 >Mucus Toad offers her un-gloved hand to you >Calls you her "Smesmer" >Gets spontaneously pregnant with a litter of 200 just from fucking skin contact

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:52:06 2016 No.15611403 I want to bully a big breasted, tomboy weresheep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:52:13 2016 No.15611404 >>15611362 Would giving birth be the equivalent of a wonderland trip for the Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:52:26 2016 No.15611405 >>15611392 More than anything I'm disgusted by the content of the image itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:52:42 2016 No.15611407 >>15611392 we are on page 10 anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:53:44 2016 No.15611410 File: 216 KB, 800x1355, 1469496679701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611359

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:55:15 2016 No.15611416 Which monster is most free and patriotic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:55:33 2016 No.15611417 >>15611416 Bald eagle harpy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 19:57:13 2016 No.15611424 >>15611417 I want to shoot guns with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:00:45 2016 No.15611431 File: 170 KB, 343x713, 0009_full.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611416 >>15611416

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:02:53 2016 No.15611439 >>15611431 Moose.. .rabbit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:03:41 2016 No.15611441 >>15611254 >Heil-wan Kikimora sidekick who wants to carry out ethnic cleansing where

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:03:43 2016 No.15611442 File: 1022 KB, 480x360, 1467141005710.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'd never attack a fox right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:05:04 2016 No.15611446 >>15611439 thats a jackalope anon, never heard of the?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:05:12 2016 No.15611447 File: 612 KB, 812x1000, 147fa9c102dac905e32299e0c4dca030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611431 >that nose Worst overused design choice in that game in all honesty. >inb4 assblasted MonMusufag

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:05:31 2016 No.15611450

>>15611416
>>15611417
>Go see the Harpies in the local raptor center
>Tell your friend, Franz, to be really careful
>The Bald Eagle Harpy is a little bit... zealous in her patriotism
>He asks you what's the worst that could happen from a glorified seagull bird girl in his thick Berliner accent
"UP YOUR LEBENSRAUM YOU ÜBERMENSCH FUCK"
>All of a sudden, gets dive bombed by the Bald Eagle harpy
>You can't tell if he's happy or sad with the way she's clawing and kicking the shit out of him
>It takes you wrapping her in an american flag and humming Star Spangled Banner while a tear goes down your cheek to calm her down
"McArthur should've fucking slaughtered you all, bratwurst muncher."
>Franz is pissed when he leaves, having to get a battery of shots and getting claws to shit
>You don't have the heart to tell him she's actually your wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:06:04 2016 No.15611452 >>15611439 Thats a Jackalope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:06:32 2016 No.15611453 >>15611442 I remember having a crush on koto as a kid, earlier this week I went and rewatched yu yu hakusho, come to find out even years later as an adult she still has the same effect on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:07:55 2016 No.15611456 >>15611431 >I'm as fast as can be >You'll never catch me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:09:32 2016 No.15611459 >>15611450 >>All of a sudden, gets dive bombed I'll tell her to stop culturally appropiating StuKas And near closing hours when she's alone I'll ask her if she's secretly upset that George L Rockwell didn't win and help her go through her loss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:09:35 2016 No.15611460 Oppai loli werecats that want to rub cheeks with you! >>15611456 But how do I marry her if I can't catch her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:10:05 2016 No.15611463 Did you know that elves will never rape you so you can let them in your house during the full moon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:12:32 2016 No.15611469 File: 485 KB, 810x1080, a0d18bb530f6e3b8930f4063d684cd34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611453 Plenty of waifus there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:12:43 2016 No.15611470 >>15611459 >Rockwell > a major figure in the neo-Nazi movement in the United States You are getting shot for that kind of freedom hating

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:17:52 2016 No.15611486 >>15611450 MacArthur was in the Pacific during WW2. Do you mean Eisenhower?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:18:39 2016 No.15611489 File: 1.29 MB, 536x300, koto.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611453 >>15611442

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:20:58 2016 No.15611491 >>15611489 I just noticed, her hair kind of poofs at the sides to hide where human ears would be, clever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:24:18 2016 No.15611505 Which monsters would most want to be the mother of a human boy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:24:55 2016 No.15611509 >>15611505 the one that wants it the most is the one that should have a son the least

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:26:03 2016 No.15611513 >>15611399 >wanting that What are you? Gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:27:04 2016 No.15611518 >>15611509 That's not true. The worst mom possible would be the baka monsters and their level of thinking isn't high enough to even consider this sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:27:25 2016 No.15611520 File: 346 KB, 819x916, 1414341245200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611505

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:27:52 2016 No.15611522 >>15611505 All of them. >>15611509 Not true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:29:17 2016 No.15611526 >>15611520 Would a Tanuki be a good mother?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:30:35 2016 No.15611530 >>15611522 >Not true. if they want a son so bad then they dont want it for th e right reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:33:14 2016 No.15611542 >>15611530 Which reason is that?

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:33:53 2016 No.15611545

>>15611520
>Get adopted by a Tanuki
>She's already married so she doesn't do anything improper
>Teaches you everything she knows, though
>End up ridiculously wealthy because of your jew tactics
>Feel unfulfilled and willingly throw it all away to be some Tanuki's dirty boyim

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:34:22 2016 No.15611547 >>15611542 because they are selfish for wanting a son instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:36:02 2016 No.15611553 >>15611547 That makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:36:46 2016 No.15611554 >>15611545 why are you marrying your Tanuki' business rival

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:36:49 2016 No.15611555 File: 114 KB, 344x456, ILL NATURED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611470 >Freedom hating I wonder who could be behind this defamation against true american nationalism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:36:53 2016 No.15611556 >>15611547 >MG wives sometimes have three or four daughters, but also want to experience what its like to raise a son. Jesus christ, your right! What selfish bitches!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:37:11 2016 No.15611559 >>15611545 >Implying your virginity won't undergo a hostile takeover from one of your tanuki sisters and your assets forcefully merged in marriage It's like you don't even know why monstergirls adopt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:38:11 2016 No.15611561 >>15611555 >neo-nazi >nazi ≠ american values

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:40:48 2016 No.15611566 File: 10 KB, 297x334, I wonder who could be behind this post.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611561 >He doesn't know about earlier things like the German American Bund >Freedom aint free, boyim

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:41:54 2016 No.15611571 >>15611559 >Danuki sisters I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:42:12 2016 No.15611572 >>15611566 >German American Bund The American nation will be no puppet to Hitler down with the Axis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:43:42 2016 No.15611575 >>15611559 But mom told them not to rape me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:43:43 2016 No.15611576 File: 119 KB, 497x547, 1459390460064.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611572 >Puppet >Accusing others of what you're doing like a filthy tanuki >>>/lescatie/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:44:33 2016 No.15611578 >>15611575 "Mom's not here right now."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:44:47 2016 No.15611580 >>15611571 I want a pair of sandnuki sisters. I wanna spoil them with snacks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:45:18 2016 No.15611582 >>15611576 >German first then American in the title No man in the high castle here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:45:50 2016 No.15611586 File: 206 KB, 1443x2048, CoL07bMUMAAs8ub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:46:02 2016 No.15611587 >>15611580 >Still no Sandnuki stories

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:47:47 2016 No.15611590 File: 416 KB, 1200x804, 1464579379809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611587 http://pastebin.com/xM1ergGC

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:47:56 2016 No.15611592
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>>15611582
>Says the tanuki who'd complain about 'Ameriwan First' being pro-Heilwan

this is drifting off MGs anon, you better start getting relevant to them again somehow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:48:17 2016 No.15611593 >>15611587 Best part would be long trips where they cuddle up next to you, one on each side.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:48:58 2016 No.15611594 >>15611592 Tanukies are our trusted allies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:50:04 2016 No.15611599 how do you stop young monsters from sneaking into your bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:50:47 2016 No.15611604 >>15611599 Having a wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:51:32 2016 No.15611605 >>15611604 then they do it when they have a nightmare and have you cuddle her with the waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:52:35 2016 No.15611608 >>15611605 Yeah, those are called daughterus, but I thought you were talking about random young monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:57:05 2016 No.15611619 >>15611608 >those are called daughterus So that is what those are called

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:57:37 2016 No.15611620 >>15611149 Sounds like the best to me. A mother destined to become a wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:58:05 2016 No.15611624 >>15611590 Haven't seen this one before, thanks for posting it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 20:58:12 2016 No.15611625 >>15611619 Are you one of those dense guys who made a family without even realising?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:00:02 2016 No.15611629 >>15611590 Sandnuki is the only acceptable Tanuki in my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:00:37 2016 No.15611631 >>15611228 >>15611253 This art looks familiar... Is this Tanabe, the guy who does all the Blazblue doujins?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:05:20 2016 No.15611642 File: 676 KB, 1000x1401, 1437924223385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611631 Indeed it is. I forgot he even did stuff outside of Blazblue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:06:37 2016 No.15611646 So can dire dormice sleep more than a regular mouse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:08:01 2016 No.15611648 >>15611646 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:08:13 2016 No.15611651 >>15611253 >MILF and tomboy daughter combo I'm not sure it can get any better than this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:08:46 2016 No.15611654 >>15611651 How about milf-tomboy and tomboy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:08:53 2016 No.15611655 >>15611646 No, they sleep the same amount but have more muscles to ensure that they can cuddle you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:11:02 2016 No.15611661 >>15611654 Not quite as good, what makes this combination so good is the contrast in body/personality types.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:11:34 2016 No.15611663 >>15611661 you and I have different tastes and I can appreciate that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:11:42 2016 No.15611664 >>15611590 from a legitimate author

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:11:43 2016 No.15611665 >>15611651 there was that cat and his mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:12:15 2016 No.15611668 >>15611663 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:13:03 2016 No.15611671 Flatchested monsters should just drink more milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:13:32 2016 No.15611672 >>15611663 nooo! you guys are suppose to fight it out!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:13:59 2016 No.15611675 File: 521 KB, 1000x1414, Makoto in a Bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611642 His stuff is great. One of those artists who just has "Softness" down pat, and it's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:14:41 2016 No.15611678 >>15611671 Not all monsters want to have huge boobs and I like them with average titties

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:22:13 2016 No.15611698 >>15611678 I want small monsters with huge breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:24:33 2016 No.15611709 >>15611642 >>15611675 Those Blazblue doujins are fucking 10/10, especially the Makoto ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:26:08 2016 No.15611715 >>15611698 I want huge monsters with small breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:28:24 2016 No.15611722 >>15611715 Those are good too but I want a little dormouse with huge titties that needs me to help take the pressure off by carrying them for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:35:06 2016 No.15611734 >>15608453 >>15608480 It's me or Tanukis tend to have the type of hairstyle my waifu does? Does that mean my waifu would be a Tanuki? >>15611590 This one even has the same body type.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:36:04 2016 No.15611736 Monster girl mother who just wants to make sure you grow up as a strong healthy boy and loves your like a normal mother would

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:36:49 2016 No.15611738 >>15611734 Tanukis have been known to spend quite the pretty penny in an attempt to make themselves more desirable to their prospective husbands. Potions, loli cookies, holst milk, and more have been used to catch the eye of a man they want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:36:55 2016 No.15611739 >>15611734 Who is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:37:21 2016 No.15611743 Would a monster childhood friend rape you when she learns you got raped

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:39:28 2016 No.15611752 >>15611743 I'm having trouble following the logic behind this course of action.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:39:43 2016 No.15611754 >>15611743 Yes because she doesn't want her twin to hog you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:42:05 2016 No.15611760 >>15611743 But I wouldn't be raped. I would be doing the raping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:42:18 2016 No.15611762 >>15611738 My waifu's all natural though. >>15611739 I'll post an imgur because she's not a monstergirl. http://i.imgur.com/zcREpnJ.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:43:50 2016 No.15611765 >>15611665 >His Yeah, no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:43:53 2016 No.15611766 I want to hold hands with an ushi during the new moon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:44:39 2016 No.15611767 >>15611762 That's what they all way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:44:51 2016 No.15611768 >>15611743 Only if she was the one who guilty of the earlier rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:45:22 2016 No.15611770 >>15611734 >hairstyle my waifu does You mean the hime-cut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:48:29 2016 No.15611776 >>15611770 That, and the double frontal braid, ot whatever is called.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:49:33 2016 No.15611782 >>15611776 or*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:51:03 2016 No.15611787 Can mofu be created or destroyed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:51:08 2016 No.15611789 >>15611762 >I'll post an imgur because she's not a monstergirl. The tittymonster from Gargantia? I remember you.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:51:21 2016 No.15611790
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>>15611770
>>15611776

The hime-cut has long been the traditional hairstyle of traditional, pure Japanese-cultured girls. Most notably mikos, but also swordwomen.

It also is a good indicator they'll be extra lewd once you corrupt them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:54:01 2016 No.15611797 >>15611790 >Corruption If with that you mean "mindbroken slut" no thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:54:07 2016 No.15611799 >>15611787 It can be destroyed with a bucket of water, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:54:07 2016 No.15611800 >you will never wife a Holstaur that lives in a house, a very big house in the country I am so sad I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:56:36 2016 No.15611807 >>15611789 >The tittymonster from Gargantia? Rude, she has a name you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:57:44 2016 No.15611809 >>15611797 Nah, it just means making them go from, "B-b-b-ut that's lewd!" to "Would you like dinner, a bath, or me?" in a naked apron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:59:19 2016 No.15611811 >>15611743 She would beat the shit out of the rapist and would proceed to cuddle and say things like "It's okay, I'm here now" and "I'll never let you go" to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 21:59:54 2016 No.15611812 File: 2.94 MB, 2168x1506, 1bcdd5dd5f3903230ff3fd1060e919be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611807 Saaya I know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:03:43 2016 No.15611821 >>15611787 No, it can only be transferred

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:07:08 2016 No.15611825

>>15611787
It is said that some Liches can creat a mofu potion. Said liches are hunted down by Foxes and some higher up Wolf gangs/clans since the addition of mofu to creatures such as Dragons and Lamias can make them way too much powerful. A proof of this is the Basilisk, who is charged with the power of both scales and a bit of mofu, who can incubize a male just with the power of her gaze.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:39:51 2016 No.15611892 File: 155 KB, 1169x827, 55352604_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611787 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:44:16 2016 No.15611900 >>15611892 I just want to rub my pregnant waifu's belly and see her smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:44:52 2016 No.15611903 >>15611811 what if the rapist during the beating tells her that he will never like any other pussy again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:49:18 2016 No.15611910 >>15609207 Git. Gud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:49:37 2016 No.15611912 >>15611903 That's just pillow-talk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:50:39 2016 No.15611914 >>15611903 Beat even harder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:50:58 2016 No.15611917 >>15609597 >what are order soldiers Paladins is just a class.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:53:17 2016 No.15611925 >>15611903 She might start crying while raping her crush's rapist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:53:21 2016 No.15611927 File: 64 KB, 726x520, 1469723331787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone know where that harpy picture is from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:53:44 2016 No.15611931 >>15609791 >from Deruella Faye meets Vicious.gif

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:55:28 2016 No.15611936 >>15611925 I mean crying while beating her crush's rapist, I accidentally wrote rape must have had elves on the mind

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:55:35 2016 No.15611937 >>15610242 If you're a competent parent you don't need such things. >>15610369 She's a womanlet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:56:35 2016 No.15611941 Please don't let fat faceless tanukies ntr your waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:57:34 2016 No.15611943 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, prepare to sign up as a comfort husband for a muscle monster girl warrior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:57:48 2016 No.15611944 >>15611941 I can try, but it's not like I'd have much choice in the matter if it did happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:57:49 2016 No.15611945 >>15611941 I'm faithful as fuck. I'll never lose to money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:58:13 2016 No.15611946 >>15610817 >Jujiiro in MGE I just came like a hose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:58:50 2016 No.15611947 >>15611943 Don't you fucking tell me what to do. Good night, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:58:52 2016 No.15611948 What do monsters shitpost about

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 22:59:23 2016 No.15611951 >>15611941 What if fat faceless tanukis are my waifus though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:00:52 2016 No.15611952 >>15611951 then I guess the reverse would happen where the beautiful and beloved monster rapes you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:02:20 2016 No.15611955 >>15611599 Why contain it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:03:44 2016 No.15611959 >>15611941 What if that's her fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:04:03 2016 No.15611960 >>15611599 Why would they want to craw into my bed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:06:27 2016 No.15611964 >>15611959 Get a dullahan potion so you can take her head off put it in the corner so she can watch you fuck her body

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:07:28 2016 No.15611967 File: 173 KB, 600x1000, 1469934448799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you guys think of this girl monster? I'd like to set her face-down and attack her womb directly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:08:02 2016 No.15611970 >>15611967 she looks very blue so I'd hug her to cheer her up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:09:20 2016 No.15611973 >>15611967 You will never get a five. I prefer Dunames Dark Witch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:11:05 2016 No.15611975 File: 45 KB, 663x406, ghostmilk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611967 Space-Jins titties are the best, and the puffy nipples are the best part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:12:58 2016 No.15611980 >>15611973 dunames, eh? http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1146797

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:14:20 2016 No.15611983 File: 412 KB, 850x1145, 1462649182042 what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611943 I wish I could cook my waifu a delicious meat dish when she got home from work. I'd even drop the "Would you like dinner, bath or maybe... me?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:17:08 2016 No.15611989 >>15611980 Art's a little meh but I love the concept.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:17:12 2016 No.15611990 What happens to Amazon housewives

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:17:15 2016 No.15611991 >>15609791 >Cake from Deruella If it's not chocolate, I'd devour that thing diet be damned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:19:19 2016 No.15611994 >>15611964 Its not the sane as watching the person she loves the most get slapped around and raped by faceless whores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:19:49 2016 No.15611995 >>15611967 >Mystic Elf Oh god I forgot she even existed. I'd impregnate her and her delicious brown sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:19:52 2016 No.15611996 >>15611983 Would you be offended if she asked for dinner first?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:20:53 2016 No.15612001 >>15611990 Kek, the memories...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:21:24 2016 No.15612002 >>15611996 I'd bet a monstergirl could make it flirty and blush inducing though. >"Dinner first. I want to get my energy up for dessert in the bath~"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:21:55 2016 No.15612005 I want to hug a snek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:23:06 2016 No.15612008 >>15611996 Why would I be? Food is full of love too you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:23:18 2016 No.15612011 >>15612005 I want to fug a snek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:23:33 2016 No.15612012 >>15611975 If it weren't for his love of "that", Jin would be a 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:25:06 2016 No.15612016 >>15612008 You sound like a fatty. Are you a fatty anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:25:15 2016 No.15612017 >>15612008 You'd at least pout a little though, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:25:25 2016 No.15612020 >>15611994 >>15611994 I'm sure she could hire someone

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:25:34 2016 No.15612022 >At least 3 more weeks until we start getting MGE2 scans I'm hoping we get a new kind of maid.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:25:56 2016 No.15612025

>>15612005
>You'll never have a cuddlebug Snek childhood friend.
>She'll never lay on top of you when she's a Loli and you're a Shota because her tail is too short to coil around you.
>She'll never start coiling around you when you hit your teenage years and her tail is much longer.
>She'll never sneak into your room during the full moon after her sixteenth birthday and give you her first time while taking yours and coiling her long thick tail around you.
>You'll never spend every night of your married life with her in the warm embrace of her coils.
Why is life so unfair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:26:42 2016 No.15612027 >>15612022 Why would you need anyone other than Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:27:05 2016 No.15612031 >>15612022 What would the third maid even be anon? What could possibly form a perfect Meido Trio alongside Kikimora and Shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:29:04 2016 No.15612037 >>15612022 I just want my GOD. DAMN. PHOENIX ALREADY! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:32:07 2016 No.15612045 >>15612016 I'm 52kg >>15612017 Only if she took a bath and went to sleep. Maybe then I would put some "spices" in her food.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:33:16 2016 No.15612048

>>15612027
>>15612031
>In Roman mythology, Camilla of the Volsci was the daughter of King Metabus and Casmilla.[1] Driven from his throne, Metabus was chased into the wilderness by armed Volsci, his infant daughter in his hands. The river Amasenus blocked his path, and, fearing for the child's welfare, Metabus bound her to a spear. He promised Diana that Camilla would be her servant, a warrior virgin. He then safely threw her to the other side, and swam across to retrieve her.

In other words, a canon battlemaid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:33:53 2016 No.15612051 File: 997 KB, 800x1056, Traptrix Atrax.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15611967 I prefer this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:36:40 2016 No.15612057 I like rough tails that aren't mofu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:41:21 2016 No.15612069 File: 264 KB, 1031x1094, 1462649184067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612057 They are quite nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:42:11 2016 No.15612071 >>15612022 Hoping for a slime, a plant, and a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:43:50 2016 No.15612075 >>15611983 I'm a little jealous of you house husbandfags, because I'd be no good at that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:44:05 2016 No.15612076 >>15612069 I wanna touch her pale scales on that tail

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:44:08 2016 No.15612077 File: 806 KB, 1200x1600, 1465750907690-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anybody want this rabbit I found? I can't keep pets at my apartment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:45:16 2016 No.15612079 >>15612071 I didn't see your commas so I thought you want a dragon made of slime and plants

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:45:52 2016 No.15612082 I want to marry and start a happy family with a shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:46:41 2016 No.15612084 >>15612077 Monoeyes are cute, but I think she is too young for that outfit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:47:18 2016 No.15612086 >>15612077 I'll take it. Rabbits are my weakness next to dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:48:07 2016 No.15612087 >>15611442 Only sexually. Self-restraint can only last so long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:48:12 2016 No.15612088 >>15612022 Pros are you aren't getting shit.

Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:49:54 2016 No.15612091

>>15612075
I had to learn the hard way. My family went to work and I had to take care of the house ever since I was a little kid.

Funny how because of this I want to find a big, strong girl and do typical househusband stuff. I blame my family for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:51:07 2016 No.15612093 >>15611917 They don't exist as a self-insert niche.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:52:11 2016 No.15612094 I want to be the best and cutest house husband for my waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:55:42 2016 No.15612097 >>15612093 Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:57:03 2016 No.15612099 >>15612091 Maybe I'd get the hang of it eventually, but in the meantime she'd be coming to lots of unfinished housework and a very sad excuse of a meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:57:22 2016 No.15612100 I want to be a CEO Kikimora's househusband

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:57:49 2016 No.15612101 >>15612091 Same here, parents were always working and had to take care of my little brother, including making him the meal, taking care of the house, etc. I'm also fine with being a househusband for something like a vampire or an amazon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:59:03 2016 No.15612103 >>15612100 Thats some sort of real backwards pageantry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 30 23:59:16 2016 No.15612105 >>15612101 >including making him the meal I'm calling the cops, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:00:20 2016 No.15612108 What could a monstergirl do to help a man who's so bored he's on the verge of suicide, besides rape?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:01:01 2016 No.15612111 >>15612103 Only with humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:02:17 2016 No.15612113 >>15612108 Adventures. Flying ones could take you into the sky and let you see everything from a more majestic perspective for example. Or you could just cuddle up with one and riff a movie together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:02:48 2016 No.15612114 >>15612100 I hope you two pervs are happy with each other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:03:08 2016 No.15612115 >>15612113 Riff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:03:10 2016 No.15612116 >>15612108 Probably the same thing they'd do a man who's not depressed, but just a cynical and pessimistic asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:04:23 2016 No.15612119 young boys should fear the innocent looking monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:05:33 2016 No.15612122 >>15612116 And that would be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:06:22 2016 No.15612127 >>15612122 I don't know, I'm just fishing for replies myself here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:06:47 2016 No.15612129 >>15612097 Eh, too tired for that. Feel free to ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:06:47 2016 No.15612130 >>15612119 Alices are impossible to cause fear

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:07:27 2016 No.15612132

>>15612099
It really isn't that hard. Trying to get the food right and mixing cleaning products was the hardest part.

>>15612101
I would love to be the househusband of something like a Wight, Dragon or Vampire. The funny thing is, even though I want to be a househusband, I'm not really that submissive. I'm mostly into gentle femdom.
I'm like those smug maids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:07:48 2016 No.15612133 File: 1.01 MB, 1970x1130, yeti daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612108 Hug him like a dakimakura so he can't do anything else but lay there and accept his fate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:08:37 2016 No.15612136 >>15612132 >Trying to get the food right and mixing cleaning products was the hardest part. You've already lost me, I didn't even know you had to mix cleaning products.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:09:38 2016 No.15612137 >>15612122 point and laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:11:30 2016 No.15612141 >>15612115 Just humorous commentary of bad, cheesy or just plain old movies. Think MST3K.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:12:18 2016 No.15612143 I know what I need now, a dormouse/weresheep/kiki trio to just sleep and sbuggle with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:13:48 2016 No.15612150 >>15612143 What about adding a Yeti and a Lamia of some sort for maximum comfy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:16:26 2016 No.15612157 >>15612150 I got the weresheep for fluff, dormouse for soft and kiki for downy, I think I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:20:08 2016 No.15612167 >>15612108 show him that there is a whole side to the monster girls that isn't rape. Sure that will pick his interest. >>15612136 It takes time. Internet and your mom can help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:22:19 2016 No.15612169 >>15612167 Yeah, but I'm too lazy to even bother learning in the first place. Which takes me back to why I'd be a shitty house husband, probably just a shitty husband in general as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:23:20 2016 No.15612172 >>15612137 Knowing me, that seems pretty likely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:24:16 2016 No.15612175 >>15612169 >I'm too lazy Bouncer kiki is gonna beat you into shape

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:28:59 2016 No.15612178 File: 320 KB, 1818x2048, 1464516201147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612157 A yeti's fluff cannot be beat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:29:03 2016 No.15612180 >>15612175 I have little confidence that will change anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:30:46 2016 No.15612183 >>15612178 She can hug me if she wants but not trapping my arms like that. I'm likely to bite her face off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:31:48 2016 No.15612184 >>15612178 Yes it can. Hint: The best pillows were not filled with fox fur, nor raccoon tails, nor wool, but feathers. Further evidence of Kiki's superior tails.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:34:16 2016 No.15612193

>>15612169
I guess as long as you provide a little income and lots of love you'll be fine, especially since we are talking about monster girls. One thing that scares me is the fact that if I can't provide money nor take care of the house, I don't have any value.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:36:05 2016 No.15612206 >>15612184 They're stuffed with feathers because they're significantly more affordable, anon. Furs had more valuable uses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:39:39 2016 No.15612211 >>15612206 Nah, even nobles had goose-feather mattresses, even though they could afford furs galore. Having a soft surface is different than being soft (compressible).

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:40:17 2016 No.15612215

>>15612193
Cooking and cleaning isn't hard bruh. You've got hands, and recipe books tell you everything that you need to do.

The only way to achieve the divine level of bad cooking moe is by intentionally putting in the wrong ingredients and burning stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:40:51 2016 No.15612219 >>15612183 Any unintended effects of warm hugs should be directed to the mofu support line, please submit a ticket and an agent will get back to you in 24-48 hours to hug you some more

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:43:43 2016 No.15612232

>>15612193
I can't decisively say how much or how little income I could provide, especially in a hypothetical monstergirl world in which I have no idea what the job market is like or if I'm likely to find a job with my education. Currently, it's not like I make any significant amount of money with my current job, and while I'm convinced I'd still have this job in a hypothetical monstergirl world, I still doubt I'd be earning any more than I currently am.

I'm also very skeptical that I'd be able to give my monsterwaifu enough love. I'm not very good with relationships as is, so I'm pretty sure I'd be nothing more than a disappointment. In other words, I'm pretty much a useless person too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:49:42 2016 No.15612248 Is there an imgur or something for Latenight's work?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:49:50 2016 No.15612249 >>15612232 Just donate sperm to the First National Semen Bank. You can get an okay wage from that alone, on top of other jobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:53:19 2016 No.15612266 File: 2.58 MB, 2480x3508, kerio hr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug a Kej I don't have anything really new to share, sadly. Still waiting on Luth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:56:45 2016 No.15612283 >>15612249 But what monstergirl would want to be with the sort of man who makes a living off selling his semen? That's ignoring the fact that even I don't want to have to stoop that low to get by in life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 00:58:48 2016 No.15612288 >>15612211 That only works because they are in loose form. There's a whole hell of a lot less compressibility when the feathers are properly attached to their owner (as I should hope they are.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:02:15 2016 No.15612302 >>15612232 Well, in the end all I can say is that if you don't think you're worthy of your waifu, then work to become it. It may not work for you, but I'm glad as hell those words work for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:03:29 2016 No.15612307 >>15612283 It's a noble cause for monsters. Even better than blood donations, vampires notwithstanding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:03:34 2016 No.15612309 >>15612302 My only hope is to find a monstergirl with a healing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:04:45 2016 No.15612310 How much would vampires shitpost about blood types

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:05:47 2016 No.15612313 >>15612248 http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:06:45 2016 No.15612315 >No Kakuen art It's a crime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:06:57 2016 No.15612317 File: 710 KB, 850x1043, M-Moo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612283 What about holsts selling milk then? And what about all those poor, single, CC office lady MGs that get baby crazy later in life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:09:03 2016 No.15612320 >>15612313 Thanks.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:10:42 2016 No.15612325

>>15612310
>"Ah, O+ has got to be far and away the best tasting blood. Hands down. A glass of O+ with cheese and crackers? Oh to die again for!"
>"Are you fucking crazy anon? O+? That's the most plebian blood type there is! AB- is where it's at!"
>"Yeah, if you can even find any. Rarity doesn't equal quality dearie."
>"Do you want to fucking fight?"
>"I-I like B+"
>"NO ONE CARES!"
Monstergirl /ck/ would be a warzone. Don't even go into one of their steak threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:11:58 2016 No.15612329 >>15612315 >No abundance of Kakuen art in this, The Year of The Monkey. It's a fucking Travesty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:13:08 2016 No.15612337 >>15612317 I mean, I don't dislike holsts. However, since I'm kind of shallow, I don't think I'd end up in a relationship with one if I had a choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:13:53 2016 No.15612341 >>15612329 Why do Japs have bad taste?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:15:41 2016 No.15612344 >>15612325 >AB- is where it's at!" tfw vampires would only love me for my rare blood

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:16:50 2016 No.15612348 >>15612344 My blood type wasn't even mentioned, so I guess they don't even care about me. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:18:11 2016 No.15612350 File: 671 KB, 1801x1439, 1468984008802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612077 I found a weird looking rabbit, what do I do with it?

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:18:44 2016 No.15612352

>>15612344
Anon, your blood would only be part of what a vampire would love about you.
But having a rare blood type is a surefire way to get her addicted to you.

>>15612348
Trust me, in a Vampire thread on Monstergirl /ck/ every blood type gets brought up and every blood type gets called shit.
And there's at least one poster who insists that semen tastes better than all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:19:05 2016 No.15612353 >>15612348 I don't even know my own blood type. How discerning would a vampire have to be to identify type?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:20:23 2016 No.15612357 >>15612353 I imagine it's like wine, and they can't actually tell but pretend to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:20:25 2016 No.15612358 >>15612350 Does she make a "pyawawawon~" sound?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:20:46 2016 No.15612360 >>15612325 >tfw O- A-am I unwanted?

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:21:48 2016 No.15612365

>>15612353
Vampires can probably pick it up by scent.
So if you see a Vampire walking down the street in her elegant Gothic Lolita dress perk up when you walk by, it's probably because she smelled that you have her favorite blood type.
Expect to wake up in her coffin with her naked and pressed up against you.
Vampire girls take what they want. Careful, they're clingy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:23:00 2016 No.15612368 >>15612352 >to get her addicted to you But I just want love from who I am not from what is in my body

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:23:20 2016 No.15612369 >>15612360 Are you kidding anon? You've got the universal donor. That means your blood pairs with practically every meal! There's an audience for that. And wow, I just realized how spectacularly creepy this conversation is without context.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:24:31 2016 No.15612373 >>15612360 Don't worry anon. I'm O- too.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:26:36 2016 No.15612383

>>15612368
Some Vampires are descended from families that Seduced men instead of just took them. Vampires would likely be ardent romantics in some cases.
A Vampire would probably flirt with you by saying things like "From your blood to your soul you're intoxicating to me. And I just. Can't. Get. Enough~" or something cheesy like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:29:00 2016 No.15612389 File: 556 KB, 782x1150, 1469942940578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Mommy is still sexy, r-right?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:30:17 2016 No.15612395 >>15612389 Suddenly I have a craving for pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:31:01 2016 No.15612397 >>15612389 very much so

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:32:21 2016 No.15612399 >>15612358 She keeps asking for a coat and meat

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:36:19 2016 No.15612409

>>15612389
Of you are, you don't need me to tell you that. You not only look sexy but also graceful, beautiful, and intelligent something you shouldn't be so shy about in my opinion. I have to wonder how in the first place you'd ever get the idea you aren't a lovely looking lady, is it because you are insecure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:39:06 2016 No.15612417 >>15612389 >large portion of areola visible You might get vacation'd, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:39:59 2016 No.15612420 >>15612417 i thought that was what spoilers were for

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:41:38 2016 No.15612427 >>15612420 nah mate. spoilers dont count for anything.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:42:29 2016 No.15612431

>>15612389
>You'll never be the adopted son of an incredibly busty Bakeneko shrine maiden with a serious Jocasta complex.
>She'll never give into her desires and fuck you senseless one day.
>You'll never get to pound her absurd kitty titties every day.
God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:42:43 2016 No.15612432 >>15612420 You might be thinking of /a/ where tits are allowed, not here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:44:36 2016 No.15612438 >>15612427 well, it's no big deal if i do get smacked. i mostly lurk anyways

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:50:23 2016 No.15612454 File: 193 KB, 566x800, e63fac81f7f1675b1c798c79ce634bd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are tits the cure to depression? Possibly, probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:01:40 2016 No.15612491 Athletic Birds Boobs are great

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:02:15 2016 No.15612496 >>15612454 I like a tight ass myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:05:22 2016 No.15612509 >>15612491 Any bird boobs are great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:24:12 2016 No.15612568 Are all krakens required to be older sisters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:27:31 2016 No.15612575 >>15612568 No. Some are childhood friends or gang leaders.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:27:40 2016 No.15612577 File: 408 KB, 723x1000, kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612568 either that or mothers and teachers. Sometimes villians

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:29:12 2016 No.15612582 File: 74 KB, 700x1000, CobHQt4VMAE84BR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612568 No no no, you're thinking of Wocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:30:13 2016 No.15612585 >>15612568 I want a Kraken little sis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:30:51 2016 No.15612586 Friendly reminder that latex makes excellent sleepwear, especially for Kobold daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:37:09 2016 No.15612602 File: 430 KB, 1127x1600, HardBeingATeacherInMGC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has anyone read pic-related? I haven't started the series, but since it promises monstergirls, I'm considering picking it up. Anyone know if it's any good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:41:01 2016 No.15612611 >>15612602 Never seen it before. Is it porn?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:41:54 2016 No.15612613 >>15610595 I feel like this is how Russia would perform if they didn't have other big guns pointed at them. Who is going to come liberate her shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:42:56 2016 No.15612616 >>15612602 I like it and it is good >>15612611 nope but it is called ajinchan_wa_kataritai/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:43:20 2016 No.15612617 >>15612575 >gang leaders That one ditzy aneki that's completely useless as pretty much anything other than a figurehead >All of her little bros and sisters love her so much they make things work for her regardless I... I kind of want to see it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:43:44 2016 No.15612618 >>15612616 You mean Demi-chan wa Kataritai

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:48:46 2016 No.15612633 >>15612618 close enough i copied the first thing that looked like a title considering it is way too late for me I should go dream of sheep

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:52:13 2016 No.15612637 >>15612633 >>15612618 >>15612616 >>15612602 If there's monstergirls in it, post a few. Instant gratification is always the fastest way to drum up new fans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:56:14 2016 No.15612642 File: 141 KB, 728x1029, 4[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612637 The monsters in it so far are Succubus Teacher, and for students are a dullahan, vampire, and yuki onna

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:56:18 2016 No.15612643 I smell Elves!

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:56:50 2016 No.15612645
File: 548 KB, 1127x1600, DullahanSpecialAbilities.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15612637
The point wasn't to drum up fans, but just to ask if it was worth reading. But here you go. This page is about a vampire giving dating advice to a dullahan.

School slice-of-life story, a lot like Hitomi-sensei. Though in comparison it doesn't go as far with fanservice or ecchi parts overall, and tries to keep it cleaner. Mostly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:58:13 2016 No.15612647 >>15612643 Are they pine scented?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:59:57 2016 No.15612652 >>15612642 >>15612645 Looks pretty cute. Ill give it a shot. >>15612643 Im angry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:01:05 2016 No.15612654 >>15612652 So you smell angry elves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:14:04 2016 No.15612675 >I want to go adventuring

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:22:17 2016 No.15612688 >>15612654 >angry elves They're probably just hungry. Someone get them some leaves or hippy dick, whatever it is elves eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:46:23 2016 No.15612738 How young is the youngest you'd go? For a monstergirl of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:52:21 2016 No.15612748 >>15612738 Younger than humpty egg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:54:17 2016 No.15612750 >>15612738 I mean, with monstergirls you can go as young as freshly hatched, so that's kind of a moot question unless you want to fuck a fetus or something.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:57:42 2016 No.15612755

>>15612738
As soon as she hits puberty

It might be my headcanon, but it seems logical that a monster girl who has not yet reached puberty sees sex just as a game that feels good

Once they reach puberty and thus can get pregnant, they can understand how much meaning intercourse has

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:58:20 2016 No.15612756 >>15612417 I don't think its a big deal anymore >>15601796

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:59:23 2016 No.15612760 >>15612738 The youngest I would go is a couple hundred years because I like dragons

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:01:43 2016 No.15612770

>>15612750
>so that's kind of a moot question
No it's not. He asked the youngest you WOULD go, not the youngest you COULD go. It's preference, and that's something you can discuss.

>>15612738
Hey there, FBI-kun! Honestly, the age of consent most places is about as low as I'd want to go anyway considering the fact that children cease to be actual people from the ages of about 12 to 18 or so. If we put that aside and assume the laws of the land allow from anything from humpty egg to GGGGGGGMILF kitsune and we're only talking physically/I don't have to deal with her before or after, probably still not younger than 15. Gotta have time to mature a little, though it's likely they'd start shacking up with like-aged individuals (mostly?) even before that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:01:45 2016 No.15612771 >>15612738 Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies anon, come on man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:03:43 2016 No.15612776 When an Elf rapes a human it isn't actually real rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:04:57 2016 No.15612778 >>15612776 Because it's not rape if it's an elf or because elves raping humans can only exist as a hypothetical situation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:05:55 2016 No.15612781 >>15612738 3

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:09:27 2016 No.15612789 >>15612781 That's like 21 in hellhound years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:10:09 2016 No.15612792 >>15612789 Exactly, she's probably still a dangerous rape machine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:10:46 2016 No.15612794 >>15612789 Please don't do that. Do you know how many wives kobold lovers would go through in a lifetime?

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:11:39 2016 No.15612799

>>15612776
It's slightly more technical than that

It's not rape if any of these applies: he was already erect, he was shirtless/naked, he walked into a notorious part of town, he was a virgin, he was pent up, he didn't defend himself, he cums, he enjoyed it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:12:02 2016 No.15612801 >>15612794 No, you please don't do that. Kobolds have normal human lifespans anon, they just mature a lot faster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:12:11 2016 No.15612803 >>15612738 8.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:15:08 2016 No.15612814 >>15612738 like 5 I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:16:02 2016 No.15612818 >>15612776 actually if an elf rapes you, you are in fact raping her because you forced her to force herself on you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:16:11 2016 No.15612819 >>15612738 Take whatever Quicksilver's answer is and add like ten years to it. That would probably be as low as I would go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:18:12 2016 No.15612822 I wan to work at the raiju power plant!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:21:52 2016 No.15612841 >>15612822 Would you slut around recharging all the workers, or would you stick to one? And what about the Thunderbird power plant?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:33:28 2016 No.15612868 >>15612841 Stick to one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:38:28 2016 No.15612877 I bet pink moths are genki

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:40:10 2016 No.15612886 >>15612738 Nothing more than four years younger than me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:41:25 2016 No.15612892 >>15612868 That's the right decision, sticking to one yields the best results >>15612877 They can be genki all they want they aren't coming to my house, I don't want them spreading their moth glitter all over the place

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:41:31 2016 No.15612893 >>15612819 >Ten years old Fucking pedophiles, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:43:01 2016 No.15612895 >>15612892 but she is pink and fluffy are are a few holes in some old clothes between friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 04:51:16 2016 No.15612911 File: 336 KB, 1800x2250, Rx60mFg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's late, here's a cuddle cat to help you sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:02:10 2016 No.15612944 File: 594 KB, 900x955, 1469287663743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more wan-wans, STAT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:06:27 2016 No.15612954 >>15612738 Take whatever Quicksilver's answer is and subtract like ten years from it. That would probably be as high as I would go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:16:27 2016 No.15612989 >>15612954 Quicksilver is like into toddler-con territory of 5 yrs. So subtracting ten doesn't really... y'know? Unless you're thinking of having a stack underflow and wrapping it back around to 95 instead of -5, in which case you mean granny-cons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:21:07 2016 No.15613005 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, AraAra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thick old maids!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:22:02 2016 No.15613009 >>15612954 >-10 yrs old Fuckin degenerates

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:27:52 2016 No.15613026 >>15612989 No I mean -10

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:45:08 2016 No.15613067 >>15613005 Who'd want an old maid like that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 05:55:06 2016 No.15613095 >>15613026 Not even Humptys come that "young."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 06:21:23 2016 No.15613176 >>15612738 Used to think around 8 but I think the loli kiki was younger than that so however old she was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 06:25:51 2016 No.15613186 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x800, 1455189991481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15612738 >current year >having limits for love

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:01:29 2016 No.15613314 File: 389 KB, 800x800, 58170483_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheshire butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:03:03 2016 No.15613319 >>15613314 The cat that only gets smugger the more you pound it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:05:39 2016 No.15613332 >>15613314 FAT CAT BUTT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:20:50 2016 No.15613367 Problem: I have a story with no chapter divisions but now I thought of a scene that absolutely needs a sub-title added to it. Solution: ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:37:35 2016 No.15613397 >>15613367 You could do an EX chapter if the scene isn't necessary for the plot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:39:13 2016 No.15613404 Milky muscled medusa!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:40:35 2016 No.15613408 >>15613397 But it is, it's more important than anything leading up to it has been.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:41:15 2016 No.15613410 >>15613005 >>15613067 I'd absolutely go with an older maid like that. She probably has enough experience to clean a house faster than you can say "clean sweep". Besides, I always preferred older women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:44:06 2016 No.15613420 >>15612911 I'd rather a big wan to keep me company on my graveyard shifts. A cuddle cat is nice too though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:48:45 2016 No.15613435 >>15613420 >>15613420 Why not both? A cuddle wan and cuddle cat would be quite nice together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 07:55:46 2016 No.15613451 >>15612911 I wish we would return to the realm of idealized bodies. This is too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:00:19 2016 No.15613463 >>15613408 I don't know how your narration is, but you could have the characters/narration take a hard break ————— then talk about how different the current situation feels and then refer to it as what you want the subtitle to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:00:43 2016 No.15613465 Lets talk about angels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:01:15 2016 No.15613467 File: 144 KB, 1000x1000, 1445512374937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What ho!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:02:55 2016 No.15613475 >>15613463 I don't quite get that. Maybe I'll just add the subtitle mid-text and confuse anyone trying to read it. >>15613465 I want to pluck Angel-feathers and use them to write lewd things!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:05:43 2016 No.15613483 >>15613467 >Centaur riding dullahans. Oh great, I already have to fight lizardmen but now there's this crap? Hows a conscripted peasant supposed to get ahead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:07:26 2016 No.15613487 File: 22 KB, 260x387, 1393448959472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15613483 Git gud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:10:23 2016 No.15613499 >>15613475 story story story story. ———————— "I dunno Bobby. If just really feels like we're going to start REVENGEANCING." "Don't worry Sally. Our REVENGEANCING will be fine." Like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:10:48 2016 No.15613501 >>15613487 Wait, why's that guy get a pot on his head? Favoritism I say! Favoritism!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:12:26 2016 No.15613507 >>15613475 Would that effect the Angel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:12:57 2016 No.15613509 >>15613499 Well it was going to be an event called The Birth of Venus, so I guess that could work. >>15613501 'tis Lord Balderdash's chamber pot! A sign of earned favor, that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:14:22 2016 No.15613516 >>15613501 Hey man he gets to marry a cute dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:14:32 2016 No.15613517 >>15613507 Depends on whether I let her read it or not. >blushing Angel reads lewd limericks >I let her now she made it with her very own feathers >she's a dirty girl to be able to create such things And that's how you drop an Angel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:18:44 2016 No.15613533 >>15613509 Honestly, if he's got the backing of a lord, what hope do I have? Probably going to get kidnapped by a goblin or something. >>15613516 Lucky dog. I'll be lucky if I don't end up getting something like dysentery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:19:33 2016 No.15613534 >Evil undead Shinobi wants to take revenge on her village >Genki teenage Shinobi wants to quit training and open a restaurant Which one would you join in their quest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:20:00 2016 No.15613536 >>15613533 >Probably going to get kidnapped by a goblin or something. Is that so bad? Down go, my lad!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:21:37 2016 No.15613539 >>15613534 I'll join the Undead one, and I'll use my nice-guy powers to show her there's more to Unlife than revenge. Like sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:22:50 2016 No.15613540 >>15613536 Well, one could always get them muscled and get an order of holst milk in exchange for some stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:23:31 2016 No.15613545 >>15613517 But how do you raise up a demon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:26:41 2016 No.15613551 >>15612755 >sees sex just as a game that feels good And they'd want to play the best game a lot, wouldn't they?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:27:44 2016 No.15613552 >>15613545 Well how do you lift up someone's spirits? Throw her a surprise party, grab her by the ankles and turn that frown upside down!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:34:35 2016 No.15613563 >>15613539 >>15613551 Please don't sexualize the undead and lolis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:36:13 2016 No.15613565 >>15613563 The Undead are lewd creatures. They are, after all, followers of Cum, or some say Cums.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:42:29 2016 No.15613569 >>15613563 But they're both already lewd.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:43:52 2016 No.15613571
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>>15613569
I can vouch for this, my niece is 11 and she's already having arguments with her mother about all the little boyfriends she keeps. Lolis are lewd by God's design, there's nothing that can be done about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:46:37 2016 No.15613578 >>15613563 Don't make me impregnate a legal loli

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 08:48:58 2016 No.15613581 Around Mantids mind your head. https://twitter.com/regura/status/759694366705274881

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:00:58 2016 No.15613602 KC updated his Enty but I don't get it https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/759734687417774080

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:03:00 2016 No.15613605 >>15613581 >>15613602 Keep yer socialist media away from me, punks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:07:36 2016 No.15613615 >>15613578 When it comes to mgs, they're all legal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:08:31 2016 No.15613618 File: 2.90 MB, 1952x2844, 1392012310646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15613615 Ahn!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:10:22 2016 No.15613624 Had the idea of a nice old cliche story of a man who repairs golems and living dolls and gets a harem in thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:10:24 2016 No.15613625 >>15613615 Welp, guess its time to build a loli harem and impregnate them.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:12:15 2016 No.15613632

>>15613624
Can't he just be an old grumpy guy who fixes shit and tells all the bitches to move along after he's done touching them somewhere deep, resulting in them getting into dangerous situation and damaging themselves on purpose to get an excuse to spend more time with him?

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:22:32 2016 No.15613647

>Me and two friends friend were asked what we do if we we sent to a fantasy world?
>I said I would look for intelligent monsters and talk to them
>friend two said his first priority is to make sure toilets exist and if they don't, invent them.
>friend tree wanted to punch "stupid creatures" starting with fairies and ending with elves ( stuff like dragons are ok though)

What would you make a priority in a "warped to a fantasy world/MG world" scenario?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 09:24:41 2016 No.15613653 >>15613647 Friend number 2 has it right, secure the ability to have a proper number 2. Luckily I am a pipefitter by trade and know how to make sewage systems and cisterns, even if it's with medieval tech.

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