Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The lich's transformation experiments have gone to far, and the poor anubi just can't catch a break.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

Kobolds are really, really cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15592864
You posted that reply fucking fast, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

They stay
Strange ways

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>>15592864
THIS ANON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

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>>15592868
Oh wow, looks like I did. I just saw the new thread in the catalong after finding out the old one was archived.

Archived without hitting the image limit no less.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to assist your monster girl occupiers in capturing any resistant individuals!

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>>15592864
That is correct.

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>>15592849
Terrifying. A lizardgirl with the ability to camoflage and even turn totally invisible.
She'd probably go nude in pubic and tease you when you go out together.

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Maids are olev

[Anonymous No.]

Bugs! Giant bugs!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15592911
I wish solider beetle had more art they are super cute

[Anonymous No.]

I'm madly in love with wolfus!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what it would be like meeting your zombie waifu's over protective wight sis?

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>>15592933
Cold.

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>>15592933
Nothing you do will be good enough for her sister

[Anonymous No.]

What did your Monster Waifu do to get escorted out of the party?

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>>15592980

[Anonymous No.]

For the jp banner is anyone from here going to submit something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593011
no

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>>15592980

Multiple instances of sexual assault and possible rape.

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>>15592994
>>15593031
OK guys it's a Monster Girl party. Stuff like that wouldn't get you kicked out.

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>>15592911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

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>>15593036
Should wouldn't stop talking about wanting to get maledom even though she is dire

[Anonymous No.]

You Only Hug Twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwbEuzJCnqI

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>>15593043
The best kind of dom is switch.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be a cute monster girl

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>>15593052
Fresh Alp off the presses

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>>15592911
The only kind of bug I'll pay any fealty to until somebody delivers with Bee.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Alps raise children?

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>>15593062
Probably.

>>15593057
I'll take her.
I've got dairy!

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>>15593050
Switch is shit.

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>>15593062
Sure, but what happens is the Alp and her husband end up acting feminine because they feel the baby succubus needs a female influence in her life.

Then the Succubus daughter ends up becoming a musclebus

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>>15593046

>Started out indifferent to Yetis
>Now think they're cute as fuck and want to get in a cuddle pile with some

Send help

[Anonymous No.]

Do you love your waifu enough that you would be part of her reverse harem?

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I'm gonna become a Wurm whisperer!

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>>15593089
no

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>>15593089
Fuck off

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>>15593089
Leave.

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>>15593089
All harems are shit.

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>>15593089
Reverse harems are fucking garbage.

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>>15593059

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>>15593089
She wouldn't be my waifu then. Check mate cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593108
>Sweet and honeyed multiarm fluffy bee lolis

All these words together are things I love.

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>>15593036

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>>15593108
More mofu! More matronly!

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>>15593081
We're dispatching 2 of our best cuddle agents, our intern Toma Suyeti will be in touch

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>>15593089
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593123
>Toma Suyeti
I am formally requesting cuddling from her personally.

[Anonymous No.]

Thick skeletons when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593138
She's Big Boned?

[Anonymous No.]

Your memecat girlfriend starts linking you to memes from Reddit. How do you handle the situation?

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>>15593138
>Pudgy belly and sizable breasts
>Bone thin arms and legs.

Why?
Are you taking her limbs off and using her as a pillow?

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>>15593141
Dump her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593138
NOW

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>>15593089
My waifu would never have a reverse harem.

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>>15593141
Make her chug meme-milk

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>>15592994
>latest STILL hasnt been translated
why does god hate me

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>>15593141
Withhold sex until she stops.

[Anonymous No.]

The newest chapter was good to me

Still need to do the battle shrine maiden picture

But Miia's smile here makes my heart feel all fluttery

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>>15593138
Barb tried an interesting take on one here
http://66.media.tumblr.com/bdb0c0cd7ff5f3de7c0ca6a96910b9dd/tumblr_o79nksPELz1rkn25go3_1280.jpg

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>>15593172
I don't know if the girl in that chapter is a matango, but if it is then there's one thing Crab did better than KC.
I'd much rather Matangos that send you into lewd trips than the horrors they are right now.

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Would a Seltas Queen MG bring her husband to the battle and fuck him senseless for an energy boost?

[Anonymous No.]

oh thank god new thread

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>>15593141
Tell her that if she doesn't stop I'm going to bind her with chains forged with runes that prevent apparition or other teleportation shenanigans and blue ball her until she's telling me that she'll stop if she gets fucked full of kittens!

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>>15593141

Get out the spray bottle

Show her some real memes

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh anon! Your daughteru has asked you to take her to Loli-Con next month!

Why does she want to go and more importantly, will you take her?

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>>15593192
>Not Lescatie Great Again
You had one fucking job, less.

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>>15593190
No she needs to learn to not have such utterly shit taste.

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>>15593192
Yo.

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>>15593189
http://imgur.com/2BgD8Ia
>Spritzing a Memecat with the spray bottle
>She does this

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>>15593192
I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!

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>>15593195
Lescatie has already been made great, the hats would be pointless

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG has the best thighs?

who draws the best thighs?

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>>15593203
Loen

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>>15593203
>Which MG has the best thighs?
Wight.
>who draws the best thighs?
BarbarianK without a doubt.

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>>15593209
>Loen
>Best thighs
Agreed, post more of them. especially love the THICK ones he draws

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>>15593199

That's what that meme spouting fuck gets.

Don't want to make that face? Don't spout memes in real life from shitty sites

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>>15593180
Yes, and she would throw her armored husband at enemies if she was in the desert.

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>>15593213
More wock

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>>15593221
That one will always be JUST tier

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>>15593213

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna rape this hornet! Don't try and stop me!

You should rape any would-be-rapists, too. Pay them back in spades!

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>>15593221
Gazer Sized thighs are olev

>>15593226
>Not liking thick thighs

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>>15592265
Please tell me there's more to this picture

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>>15593180
She'd grab him by her tail, using those spines to inject him with aphrodesiac, then force him into her dick-first.
Then he's riding around on her like a ragdoll, stuck to her vagina by his penis while she has earth-shaking battles with monster hunters.

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>>15593231
http://i.imgur.com/JOvkMuc.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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>>15593229
And their friends will rape you back, and so on! It's a vicious circle!

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>>15593240
Not quite what I was hoping for, but also good.

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>>15593245
Are you pondering new kinky things to do to Kobolds?

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>>15593203
>Which MG has the best thighs?
Wight without any doubts.

Maybe a loli anubis/fox or a baphomet would come in second place with silky loli thighs

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>>15593250
What do you do if your kobold is allergic to latex?

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>>15593203
Elins.

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>>15593229
Relax Anon! Bee calm!

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>>15593254
>loli anubis/kitsune with perfect, soft loli thighs

I want both at once. One on each arm to pick up and hug.
After pygmy shortstack anubis, pear-shaped elin anubis might be my next obsession.

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>>15593245
Intercrural with a hinezumi?

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>>15593272
Skin friction burns so hot it'll literally set her thighs on fire.

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>>15593245
Soft, floppy Mouse ears.

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>>15593255
Make her wear rubber. Or a slimegirl pretending to be a bodysuit.

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>>15593141
Crash my plane in her with no survivors

That'll teach her

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>>15593195
Daily reminder that Lescatie was an inside job

[Anonymous No.]

>Surprise! Good morning Anon-kun!~

[Anonymous No.]

TITTY ELVES
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>>15593255
There are many alternatives to latex anon, and that's not even considering what magical medicines might be around to cure allergies!

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>>15593292
Operator Elves!

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>>15593290
That's how Cheshires get spankings.

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>>15593266
>elin
That's a bit too much

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>>15593292
Be gentle with the Elven milkmaid.

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>>15593302
Ah yes, the rare Finnish Rape Elf.

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>>15593306
It's just a prank bro!

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>>15593307
Words of a heretic.

I suppose I get what you mean though. The appeal of elin thighs is different from the appeal of loli thighs.

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>>15593292
Elf twins, a must have for any adventuring party.

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>>15593302
Improved elves.

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>>15593317
I'm more of the opinion that a decent amount of ass, hips and thighs is good, but elin-tier is going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>spend yet more hours in Photoshop on practicing depthmaps
>still looks like a mess of uneven lines and block colours haphazardly made with a mouse, because it was
>look around at other depthmaps
>they're all amazing graduated pieces of art in their own right, blended perfectly to create seamless 3d images with no distinguishable layers of depth, but rather smooth transitions
>all made using tablets, with the effect that they look like greyscale watercolour drawings

UUURRGH
I think I just want to pay an artist, or literally anybody with a pressure sensitive tablet, to do this now.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that dragons are sad and lonely girls that only wants to be loved. Just like us

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>>15593377
The texture detail on her crown, hair and tail is amazing, but it goes to shit on her mouth and arms.
Did the artist just give up halfway through drawing it?

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>>15593377
They just sit in caves with piles of money, waiting to vent their sexual frustration of thieves who try to take it.

Dumb lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacle pussy

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>>15593375

Keep at it, anon! Ganbatte!

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>>15593386
It's so cold and slimy!

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>>15592980
Weirded other patrons out with the spadetail between the legs trick.

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>>15593386
Best squishy-kitty-pretty-part.

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>>15593391
Just put her in the microwave. Smells delicious.

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>>15593377
I'd love to find a cute dragon girl to form a relationship with, but first I have to know where to find one of these lonely girls and also how can I know their serious about forming a serious relationship with me?

[Anonymous No.]

What does your favorite Monster Girl do when she's concentrating on something serious?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to master the weakpoints of your waifu, it's important for your survival.

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>>15593385
But they're THICC lizards.

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>>15593229
She had a stinger. Where did it go?

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>>15593386
>Ara ara~ some handsome, strapping young diver has entered my little garden~

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>>15593417
WE ALL LIVE IN A- wait shit

[Anonymous No.]

Someone else has to like mermaids apart from myself, right?

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>>15593416
Her insect abdomen juts out at 90 degree from the base of her spine. So in that picture it's either fucking broken, being bent around and impaled into her back, or there's a very convinient hole for it to fit into while she lies down.

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>>15593411
weak points you say? how convenient...

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>>15593410
She swings her tail from side to side, sometimes knocking down stuff, which breaks her concentration.

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>>15593410
>What does your favorite Monster Girl do when she's concentrating on something serious?
She doesn't post off-topic images, for one.

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>>15593421
Vanilla, romancy mermaids are one of my favorites.

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>>15593433

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>>15593433
I like you

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>>15593411
She mastered mine too so now we have wrestlesex, exploiting one another to see who is gonna be on the top.

If it ends in a tie, we mate for the sake of reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone has a link to that Amazon story with the five captives? I think it was called The Hunt, but I can't find it anywhere

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>>15593428
I want to get her to drop her ring so I can give her one of my own.

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>>15593417

>Get into a Bathysphere and get lowered into the sea
>Several aquatic MGs notice and swim around it, curiously and peaking inside of it
>When they see you the wave at you happily
>They mostly had passing interest and it was going smoothly until a Kraken noticed it and attacked.

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>>15593439
Origins requested.

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>>15593448
Well, at least it isn't a group of Shark delinquents.

Pressing their faces against the glass and going 'Haahn?! What are you doing in our ocean shrimp?!' before carving their initials into the side of the steel hull with their teeth.

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>>15593433
Same here man, you can't go wrong with cutie romancy vanilla mermaids for they are the best.

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>>15593452
Some untranslated VN.

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>>15593409

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>>15593089
>been in these threads since it was only EMG
>leave for a year or few because drama, shitposting
>come back to see how the threads are still doing
>see this

Im glad some things never change

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>>15593417
Im a handsome, strapping young diver, but not really into the THICC meme.

Classic is more my taste.

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>>15593469
I recognize that smug!

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>>15593388
I'm unlikely to actually finish if, or if I do, I'll just request/pay someone to do it instead.
Maybe Sub-res might be interested in doing it as a follow-up commission.

Either way, it doesn't look all that great right now.
http://depthy.me/#/ip/mI8cjcv
I haven't started on the actual anubis body yet, but I can already tell its going to be a nightmare to do. Plus there's some horrid warping on the top curve of her tail against the background, and the way her hair just seems to extend from her head on the left of the image looks pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu has taken an interest in hypnotism, (assuming that's something she doesn't already do regularly) both wanting to be hypnotized and wanting to hypnotizing you. How do you feel about this?

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>>15593463
Tanuki-chan, outto!

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>>15593469
Post full smug

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>>15593484

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>>15593479
Oh, and I also detest how fucking horribly the site downsizes the resolution of an image it generates, even if you use Chrome to create a webm. Like, who in their fucking sane mind would shrink the image by a whole factor of two when it's processed.

I wish there were depthmap animation generators around which didn't do that shit. It's really fucking demotivating to see just how tiny the end result is going to be anyway.

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>>15593469
>leave for a year or few because drama, shitposting
>a year
Pussy, that just teetered out over a few months anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593463
Silly Raccoon.

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>>15593484
My waifu is full femdom though, how does that work?

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>>15592980
Kept telling everyone how good I am at pounding tuna.

>>15593046
Was always partial to "From Russia with Lust" myself. I mean, all that hip shaking and gyrating...

>>15593190
Beats going to Motherboy

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>>15593479
Damn. Pretty neat

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>>15593490
>Like, who in their fucking sane mind would shrink the image by a whole factor of two when it's processed.
A site that operates on a tight budget while providing a free service to their users who largely use adblock.

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>>15593463
That tanuki looks like a fat loser

I'd bring my daughterus to look at her and explain that's why they need to go to college

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>>15593245
I think so, sweetie, but what if we did care that Jimmy cracked corn?

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>>15593501
Exactly, don't want to end up like that Hellhound working for Danuki Dogs.

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>>15593498
I guess that makes sense, considering it's hosting uploads.
But still, just give me the option to download the application without that limitation.
I know it's up on github, but hell, I don't know what the fuck coding language its made in, or what dozen programs I'll need to actually change aspects of it.

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>>15593491
Nigga, drama and heavy-duty shitposting is cyclical
It recurs as time goes on. Frankly I had seen enough of it over the years and these threads became a chore because whenever they got better they then got worse. And it repeated like that consistently. And the OC that comes by can fizzle up or be plagued by drama, which leads to shitposting in either forms, and it creates a perfect storm of a shitty experience.

Frankly, the belief that you can have a general free of drama and shitposting is a nihilistic effort. All continuous threads of this nature succumb to them. But in the end it mellows out and rights itself, only to fall back into shitposting, only to fix itself. Its a cyclical nature.

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>>15593503
>sweetie
Yeah, no, stop.

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>>15593410
Nibbling the tip of her tail

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>>15593493
You'll come home one day, and your waifu will suprise you with a present. She'll tell you to close your eyes, and when she tells you to open them, you'll be staring at a magic pocket watch swinging back and forth before her eyes.
She'll make you feel all relaxed and tired, and turn you into her servant for a day, encouraging you to fulfill her every request by making you feel so warm and happy when you listen and obey.

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>>15593444
Let me know if you find it.
I would normally help you out, but I just realized I lost it from my backups. I just have the incomplete second chapter I never posted. Fuck.

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>>15593410
Bites the lip with her fang. If I'm close enough she just bites me.

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>>15593410
Taps the floor with her talons.

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>>15593525
Well that sounds great and fun, and something I'd be definitely up for, but I was moreso wondering about the her being hypnotized part.

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>>15593470

>no Kraken Oneesan to tease and spoil you

Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>15593535
The longer we live, the greater the chance that machines take over and lock us in perfect simulations.

Just hold out as long as you can.

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>>15593544
Or they could lock is in hellish simulations

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>>15593532
Well, that depends. What magical catalyst do you want to use to cast the veil of hypnosis over her willing mind?

An enchanted coin works quite well on more materially-biased girls, like dragons, wurms, tanukis, and so on.
The hypnotically scented candles are perfect for mutual hypnosis sessions that last hours in calm, serene bliss as you fall under each others' power.
Or how about a tuning fork that, when vibrated near someone's ears, sends vibrations into their mind that turn it into something soft and malleable, like their inhibitions are just being vibrated apart? It's especially potent on monstergirls with good hearing, like werebats, sandworms, and all the canid girls.
If you want something generic, a magical crystal of hypnosis could always work too. Just shine a light through it and let it catch your waifu's eyes, and the magical gleam will wash over her thoughts within seconds.

What monstergirl did you have in mind, too?

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>>15593555
Well I guess I'd be using the coin for my Dragon. I'm just wondering how/why she'd like to be hypnotized if she's pretty much a full femdom girl. Is their some secret way to dom while hypnotized? How does that work?

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>>15593550
Then I think we're already in one.

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>>15593180
Last I remember the Queen is entirely ready to kill the male, violently, then summon another one to replace it. Course that was the monster

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>>15593550
What if they ran on suffering?
Nothing would change.

[Anonymous No.]

Your monster girl waifu is mad at you because you've been neglecting your son and only doting on the daughter.

What do you do?

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>>15593574
>Implying I'd be neglecting my son if I had one.
Human sons are miracle children when you're married to a monstergirl anon! If anything it'd be the other way around.

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>>15593574
Tell her to stop being upset about an imaginary child
>Monstergirls having sons

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>>15593574
I have no son.

[Anonymous No.]

>devol ylrednet aiiM ees reven lliw ouY

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>>15593580
>Miiafag is slowly going insane

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>>15593484
im pretty ok with that.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we discuss what MG's would be good mothers?

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>>15593550
>>15593573
>>15593570
I dont know Anon.
Being locked in a situation designed for suffering can be pretty worse

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>>15593574
So its my son from a previous relationship with a human woman? That tells me at the very least the MG is infinite wife material, to care about my son in such a way.

>Dont talk to me or my husbands son again!

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>>15593484
I will be okay with anything she wants to do. But she will still never find out where I hid those diamonds!

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>>15593585

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>>15593585
How many daughterus can Mothman have at once? Oh geez oh man.

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>>15593583
She looks awfully familiar.... Have we met you before?

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>>15593589
As a good waifu she wanted to have your son and your daughter.

Someone has to take over the family business and she wants to get on with your parents

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>>15593582
>slowly going insane
>going
Nigga Kevin has been insane for the last three years or so.
I would post old screencaps of Kevin-kun but I never saved them

[Anonymous No.]

>already used up 17% of our images
This is pretty poor compared to how well we did with images in the previous thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Wolf Girl with braces.

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>>15593601
There's fags just blankposting, posting reaction images and useless crops of images too.

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>>15593605
>Werewolf Delinquent who wears a surgical mask to cover up her braces because she's embarrassed by them.
I want to call her cute when I see them by accident!
I don't care if she kicks my ass, I'll still call her cute!

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>>15593608
This, pretty much.

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>>15593608
Shit sucks.

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>>15593597
Im fine with that, as long as my son is fine with my new wife.

Its going to be a hell of change. Ill have to soundproof most the rooms in the house to not scar him with our spirit energy transfers. Also my wife is in her thirties, but trapped in a little girls body.

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>>15593611
Not to mention people just posting non-monstergirl shit like >>15592876 >>15592980 >>15593116
>>15593410 without deleting.

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>>15593616
What if he hates her?

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>>15593570
>>15593550
Sometimes i think that I'm in hell and that my punishment is to live a life where my wife from when i was alive is a fictional character but I'm still stuck with the same feelings for her

I have to stay loyal because i don't want her to be mad at me if i ever get out of here

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>>15593632
Then Its time to use maximum overdad. Besides, he should grow out of it as long as MG wife continues to be a total sweetheart.

If all else fails, mind flayer rehabilitation

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>>15593638
He just wants a normal life and not be in a family of freaks.

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>>15593561
Well, an open and willing mind is always key to these things. If you just straight up try to hypnotise her into being your sub, that won't work so well. It's all about subtlety. And this is especially true for hypnosis in real life, but you can't hypnotise someone into doing something they don't want to do. No matter what horror stories you might hear, it 100% isn't possible.
Of course, there's always liberties to be taken in a fantasy setting.

Maybe tell your dragon you want to treat her to a nice massage. Sit her down on a chair, start rubbing her bare shoulders, and get her all limber.
Then you take the coin on a string in one hand, and swing it in front of her eyes. Maybe talk about her hoard and lovely gold so you can transition into showing her the gold coin without raising suspicion.
After all, you just found it today, and you thought it'd be such a nice addition to her collection. Even as far as coins go, that one just stands out. It looks so pretty, and the way it catches the light is just entrancing. You talk to her about how pretty and interesting it is to just stare at, and how relaxing your massage feels to her.
By now, you've got her hooked. She's hopelessly fixated on the coin, mumbling about how the gold shines so, and agreeing with how warm and relaxed your massage is making her feel. From there, you could just drop hints about how pleasurable it is, slowly starting to drop hints about how it's the kind of pleasure which one just wants to share. Which would just make her feel so nice if she shared that pleasure and let it grow.
From there, it wouldn't be too complicated of a process to get her to massage you back so she can feel that happiness well up inside her. That happiness which begins when you massage her, which you subtly get her to associate with your voice, and agreeing and obeying you. Then, simply get her to massage lower down, until she has your dick in her claws.
A little bit of tact, and soon she'll be on her knees, giving you a blowjob, staring up at you with glazed over, half-lidded eyes as you hold the coin in front of her face. That'll be the point where she'll have firmly fallen and drifted into becoming your happy dragon sub.

Perhaps later, when you've ended your little session with her and clouded over the memory of it from her ability to recall, she might be examining her hoard. Then she might spy an addition she never remembers making: a pretty little coin, but otherwise unremarkable. Though every time she sees it, she might get just a little bit hot and wet between her legs, the sign that her subconscious still remembers, and she might have the small, slightly confusing urge to give herself to you, declaring you her master. Of course, then she'll shake her head and clear the intrusive thought, before moving on to examine the rest of her hoard, none the wiser.

Fantasising about this sort of thing with my own waifu has made me entirely too invested in this hypnosis idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593648
gimme the tl;dr senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593650
TL;DR stop being a lazy little gob and read the thing. You're wasting time on this imageboard anyway, a few paragraphs is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593648
Consensual hypnosis makes me diamonds

Patrician fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593653
nah

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with a glacies on these hot summer days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593648
I'd be a terrible dom

I'd have her hypnotized and then wouldn't know what to do

I'm a sub I'm not trained for these situations

I'd just ask mine to hypnotize me since it's easier and I trust her more then I trust myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15592863
And when Dickless-kun is done molesting Ittanubis Momen, she will be washed, hung up on a clothesline outside, and sniffed. Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593046
>last thread it was Miia and The Man With the Golden Gun
>now a Yeti and You Only Live Twice
Hmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593643
Well its not my fault the work dried up in the countryside. We had to move to MGC or we'd be out on the street. Its just been so difficult, after his mother left us...

I keep telling him, reality is different now. Someday, he'll be old enough to find a MG girllfriend of his own, and he wont give his old man or step mom a second thought anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593669
>last thread it was Miia and The Man With the Golden Gun

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593669
http://imgur.com/a/yumGD
Let's say this counts as Moonraker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593674
Picture of Miia. Lyrics from the theme song. Not a very complicated concept there, anon.
>>15593675
Which MG is the most likely to strike...LIKE THUNDERBAAAAALLL~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593655
It's heartbreaking that there isn't more of it on the internet. Then again, I'm the kind of person who just likes fetishes better when they're consensual, even though I can really get into some deviant stuff sometimes.
But consensual hypnosis really is an expression of utmost trust between two people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593673
You could have married another human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593682
There are no human women in MGC. They've all been turned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593688
You could have moved to another city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593677

Imagining consensual hypnosis with my waifu is giving me all kinds of ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593665
In that case, don't hypnotise your waifu with the intent of making her all subby.
You know a person can be perfectly aware and in control of their own actions while being hypnotised, too.

Just send her down into a deep trance, and either use that as a way to lavish her with love, or even give her commands to dom you in certain ways, no matter how hard or gentle.

I've fantasised about hypnotising my anubis waifu, sometimes for sexual reasons, but also just so I can imagine myself melting away her stress like that and relaxing her mind. A long, loving session where she can just sink down into darkness and let every obligation, responsibility and worry disappear, if for a time.

But being hypnotised in turn by her is a huge fantasy too. The idea of a monstergirl having that kind of control over their husband, for reasons mischievous, deviant, sexual and caring is brilliant however you cut it.

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Dante needs to go do something cool, you need to look after Auntie Ammy while he's gone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593692
You're starting to sound like my dead wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593666
Sounds like clothesline hanging is a form of bondage to ittans.
Though I don't think Dickless would ever willingly molest ittanubis. Unless he loves the feel of her fabric so much he just can't help but grab her sheets, crumpling them and her ghostly body in his fists, and rolling her up into a tube shape so he can use her like a cloth onahole. To the ittanubis, it'd feel like her whole body is wrapped around his dick, being rubbed up and down everywhere, even against her own self, compressed into a new and unfamiliar silk body with whole new sensations.

Though now I wonder. Would getting washed in a washing machine be the ultimate sexual experience for an ittan? Or maybe just a fun and disorientating way to wash.
I bet ironing them would be like the perfect combination of a 100% deep muscle massage and sauna, though.
And fabric softener might make them all weak, limp and and relaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593695
Man, that sounds good.

Write some more Hypnosis scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593708
These things must be experimented on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593290
>Arrive to court as a defense lawyer
>Go to open my briefcase at 10:22 AM to retrieve important documentation that should keep my Dormouse client out of jail
>Cheshire pops out, interrupts court, and lands me in contempt
>Get a few free nights in the county jail
>My client's joke of a replacement lawyer loses the case horribly
>The 1st and last Dormouse found guilty of rape for all of MGC history

Fucking Cheshires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593728

>Fucking Cheshires!

But that's what the smug bitch wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593733
>YBA will never finish twin cats ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593739

One cat is more than enough.

Also I saw a comic by the same artist with a Lamia trying to stop a guy from jumping off a bridge. Does anyone have it handy?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night and remember, don't overfeed your pets. Just look at how big this bitch has gotten!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593775
Poor Tubnubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593103
Your gay
t. Penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593783
It's just cucking people you say you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593791
It's my divine right as a male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593791
but what if my wives are cucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593748
I want a Cheshire to cuddle me until I stop being sad!
I want her to try her hardest to surprise me with jokes and hugs to make me smile!
I want her to hold on to me tight after sex and tell me she never wants to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593700
On the one hand fuck the awwo.
On the other uncle date is the best and I wouldn't want to betray him. Are they together or just friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593794
>>15593795
You're just hurting your wives.

[Anonymous No.]

Question, /mgg/
How Ａ Ｅ Ｓ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｔ Ｉ Ｃ is your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593795
Is cuck unisex?

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593775
What use are Anubises?
All they do is laze around and order slaves to get them more food. The aristocracy is killing this kingdom!
I'll get rid of all of the fat nobles and proclaim myself Emperor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593800
Why do you insist on posting non-MG images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593800
I'll answer your question if you delete your wasteful image first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593710
Maybe later. I gotta sleep now, but it's definitely something I'll return to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593796

I just want to feel loved and cherished by someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593803
/hbg/ pls go and stay go.
>>15593804
Uh-oh! Somebody got a little Purple Fever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593804
If you don't serve the fat Anubises though, then the fat Apophises will want you to serve them!

There is no escaping the royals in Egypt-land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593799
Lies, monsters value their husband's happiness, if having more than one pussy to choose from does that, they will make it happen.
If the husband wishes to fuck the daughteru they will make it happen.
If you want her to sing the national anthem while throwing pieces of bologna at them, they WILL. MAKE IT. HAPPEN.
Your complaint is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593806
Alright, I deleted the image.
Now tell me how Ａ Ｅ Ｓ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｔ Ｉ Ｃ you're waifu is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593799
A husband's happiness is a monster's happiness. Your argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593820
Pretty stylish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593815
>>15593821
So if your wife wanted another man to make her happy, you would let her fuck him?

[Anonymous No.]

So are you excited for August? Lots of new MGE stuff. What are you most excited for? The reprint of MGE 1? The 14 profiles and extra content and drawings in MGE 2? The Demon Buss Lady book? The Dragon Kingdom side guide? The Fallen Maidens vidya?

What do you expect out of each thing?

[Anonymous No.]

＞＞１５５９３８２４
Ｔｈａｔ ｉｓｎ＇ｔ ａ ｇｏｏｄ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ ａｎｓｗｅｒ， Ａｎｏｎ．
Ｇｉｖｅ ｍｅ ａｎ ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｅｑｕｉｖａｌｅｎｔ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593829
>Fallen Maidens vidya
Nani?
I've been out of the loop a long while. What other shit did I apparently miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593820
Miia is super stylish, sometimes i wonder if she would make me wear better clothes, cause I'm a jeans and tshirt kind of guy, maybe an overshirt if I'm feeling fancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593810
I just want to wake up and find her cooking pancakes and bacon in a naked apron one lazy weekend.
I want to eat breakfast with her and then go cuddle on the bed while watching a movie.
I want to hear her purring and know that everything will be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593829
Probably the 14 new profiles, and the fallen maidens vidya in that order. I expect some good profiles, some meh ones, a horrible one, and two amazing ones. As for the vidya, I expect something confusing to play that is somewhat buggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593827
That's a non argument and you know it. Monsters only have eyes for their husbands. They get you as a cum pump/husband/father of their children and they change you to their liking. You can do the same and having a harem is one of the privileges that comes from having a monster wife. You are rallying against nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593838
http://exelga.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-3.html

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no qt paladin gf to kill heretical abominations with

d-deus vult...

[Anonymous No.]

Harems are for narcissists who don't know what it's like to actually love something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593849
Her face looks awfully familiar. I have a feeling this one is a Monster in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593838
http://exelga.blog.fc2.com/

1000 for the Physical only at Comiket lol

1200 for the Digital copy

You can corrupt the Hero into 11 different kinds of Monster Girls, including but not limited to

>Lesser Succubus
>Succubus
>Holstaurus
>Alraune
>Parasite Slime
>Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593849
>she goes monster
>still helps you purge the shiftier kinds
Would you accept her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593862
Absolutely not

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593854
Opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one and not all of them are pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593845
If they love you so much, why are they content with listening to you make love to another woman that just moved in a few days ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593867
Oh? Then what would you do if you found yourself a monster one day, after being mired in their blood and mana through many a campaign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593867
Ah yes, Paladinfags. The worst image wasters.

>>15593868
Also, you should be selective who you show them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593871
Because KC
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593867
Wrong thread faggot, now stop wasting images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593839
No, no, Anon. You're doing it wrong.
I'm not asking for aesthetics. Im asking for ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ
Get you're waifu and pick an ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ equivalent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593714
If love nothing more than to experiment with the ittanubis and her new, fabric body. I wonder what it'd feel like for her to be groped on both sides of the sheet covering her body. Like one hand is rubbing against her smooth breasts, while the other is rubbing on the other side, within her ghostly form teasing her nipple from inside. Would she lactate and have her milk saturate the silk of her nipples to be sucked out? Would she crumple and fall into a shapeless pile, happy and drooling after orgasm makes her loose control of her body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593847
>>15593858
Oh man oh man
What other hot shit have I been out of the loop on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593829
I'm personally excited for the Dragonia book. I'm sure it'll be exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593880
When did /mgg/ become /mgr/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593887
>tooth and claw necklaces
>wedding collars
And dumplings? Baked goods? Dragon bakery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593872
End my own life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593889
But we're none of those, we're /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593893
you should do that right now

[Anonymous No.]

So what got you started down the Monster Girl rabbit hole? Pic related for me, all the 4kids censorship in the world couldn't save me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593775
>>15593814
>Anubis gets a husband
>She mellows out, gets lazy, soft and eventually chubby
>Because she as the pharaoh's eyes and ears has become so weak, the spophis can sneak into the kingdom
>bites the pharaoh, bites the Anubis, and soon rules over the whole Kingdom
>Anubis is now just even more decadent, and gets even softer as she's cherished and constantly fucked Rae by her doting husband

Damn apophi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593884
Well, since I'm assuming you've been gone since the Cheshire doujin, here's what we've got either new or coming shortly

>Jabberwock Doujin
>Alice Book
>Demon Book
>Full Resolutions and Making Ofs of various MGE girls, usually once a week but has been put on hold due to MGE II's upcoming release
>MGE II and lots of new girls, and 14 new ones when we get the book
>World Guide that's about the Dragon Kingdom with various Dragon-ny stuff
>MGE I released in English

Hope your wallet is ready to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593893
You say that but...
And if you found yourself in the embrace of a lich or wisp, what then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901
That's a pretty good start.
I saw that one scooby doo movie with the boarding school of cute monsters and that planted the seeds.
Then I saw Bleu and Katt in breath of fire and that was it, I was in.
I think Digimon was involved too. Specifically Ladydevimon and Ranamon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901
I was on /a/ and saw a picture of Rachne's first appearance in the catalog. Simply irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593898
We've always been /mgg/, well, at least since /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593887
>>15593903
>posting the shoddy low-res versions
Then again, we've blown through enough images already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593909
Anon, as someone who started in the /a/ threads, what the fuck are you talking about?
It was always Monster Girl Thread /mgt/.
The people who called us Monster Girl General were shitposters, metafags, and "MUH POSTING STANDARDS" tards who were trying to get us booted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593889
We never were a paladinfag RP circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593911
Where the normal res ones?

I still want these translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593916
>Where the normal res ones?
They've been posted in the threads a repeated number of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901
It's really hard to pin point something specific,i always liked lamia and slimes, but like, i never really associated them together, or even by those names
It wasn't really until monstergirl quest pt1 came out and started getting translated that it all kind of clicked for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593927
That's bullshit I'm here for literally every fucking thread and I've never seen these alleged "full resolution" ones you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901
Stupid sexy cat nuns is what got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593909
It was /mgt/ until we got kicked from /a/
You said /mgg/ on /a/ and you were lambasted as a faggot of some degree.
>>15593912
>MUH POSTING STANDARDS
Kek takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901

Not sure. It really hit me when browsing a thread on /d/ and I realized I liked them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593941
>It's been 2 years
What has become of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593912
Does it really matter that much to you what we're called and when? Anyway, I asked because
>wrong thread
Paladin posting is tradition. Though yeah, like everyone else they should adhere to the image regulations.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/W5dcEXpViiI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593941
>It's been 2 fucking years since shitmod and the exodus.
I'm in deep man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593913
Anon, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593913
It certainly seemed like it at times, Anon.
Frankly, I think that was when we still had refugees from whatever forum that had gotten BTFO by KC, considering how HFY we got

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593943
>You'll never be an office worker for a Mayadere Apophis
>You'll never be sexually harassed by your many monstergirl co-workers every day.
>You'll never end up being forced to eat out all of them in a massive reverse facefuck gangbang in her office.
>She and her inner circle will never "take responsibility" for ruining you for marriage by gang-raping you and making you their husband/fucktoy
Some of my fantasies are kinda fucked up now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593974
You think they left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593974
>Frankly, I think that was when we still had refugees from whatever forum that had gotten BTFO by KC, considering how HFY we got
That's why they had to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901
Probably the time I was randoming through Reddit one late night and found some rudimentary "you are teleported to an alternate universe and can pick 2 of these monster girls to accompany you on your journey" thing. A few months later I wanted to find it again but found /r/monstergirl and the MGE wiki instead. I only found these threads when I came to /jp/ for boatsluts when I started playing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593982
That or they integrated after enough cycles of drama shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593955
>>15593947
>tfw you remember where you where while the thread burnt to the ground
Where where you when the world stopped turning?

I was at work in a toyota dealership parking lot all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593974
They can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593981

I've developed a light Stockholm syndrome for being "claimed," by a monster girl and a minor rape fetish.

We're both fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593986
I miss the old days. Some of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593989
I was trying to fight back. Made a thread where I dumped Schizanthinus, which didn't get deleted. Later made another about whatever the High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger manga was called and it got deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593985
>Redditor
>Wasn't even here for the /a/ threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593989
I was sitting in my room. It was horrible. So many shitposts, so many metaposts, and all that shit-eating grin tier smugness because a mod that hated us was on their side, Threads where 90% of the posts were shit and had to be hidden or reported, and what little quality there was wound up deleted because "MUH FANFICTION", "NOT ANIME", "WE AGREED THE WEEKEND, WE AGREED FRIDAYS" and all the goddamn goalpost moving.
It's thanks to that shit that we lost so many OCfags.
We lost Crayon, Cap, and so many others to that shitshow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593995
>frosted rapes
Glad she's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594004
I guess a tiger wasn't a valid option even back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594000
No, thank god I wasn't. I first posted here in January 2015 after lurking around for a month or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593994
I miss the days when writefags were celebrated and not considered the worst of dramafags

Everything changed when the Truckercore strawpoll attacked
>>15594002
F to all the OCfags we lost along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594002
Worst part about those faggots was that they both dickrode Translator-fag heavily, especially the one that clearly didn't have english as a first language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594002

>It's thanks to that shit that we lost so many OCfags

Exact same happened to another general I post in on another board.

Two purges and a thread splitting. I'm surprised it has lasted as long as it has

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594002
>We lost Crayon, Cap, and so many others to that shitshow.
Crayon never left us though. He made cartoons for Cait and Cu Sith, the localization of MGE, and Miiafag knows him and got a daki from him.

How do you guys miss this stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

Mmm, so much hatred back then. Don't get me wrong I enjoy the relative peace her but sometimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594005
Minichuffs are a valid option though. Talk to the sabbath if you want them to remain an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593992
It's worse than that.
>Smug Mayadere Chubby Apophis
>Smug Mayadere Pear Shaped Anubis
>Smug Mayadere Hourglass Sphinx
>Smuggest Mayadere Shortstack Khepri Quintuplets
All of them using me for sexual relief whenever they feel like it, shoving my face between their legs and reverse facefucking me for hours, only allowing me to cum after they get off a few times.
And then come the days where they just run a pussy train on me all day long, keeping me hard with the Apophis' venom and the Sphinx's curse.
This fantasy is beyond fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594018
>the localization of MGE
Wait, when was this?
I need it senpai. I need my Crayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594025
By which I mean Crayon's comic, not the localization

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594018
>how do you guys miss this stuff
By not being glued to a screen 24/7. Get some exercise, you're gonna stand up and drop dead one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594011
>That spoiler
I miss those days too man. "He" really did ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594018
This, crayon is still here, just posting as anon for the most part

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594030
>you're gonna stand up and drop dead one of these days.
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594030
Wow loser

I think I've been in just about every thread here for 3 years, since mid 2013.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you believe I here more for monsters doing cool things instead of the sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594020
>Nyanko

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594020
I want to sit her on my lap and molest her ears while she tries to get away with no success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594038
Oh god, you just made me remember.
Dragon Bully.
My first thread waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594039
I'm here for domestic cute shit in tandem with the lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594020
I'm gonna pat this chuff!

[Anonymous No.]

Waifu confession time anon!

What is your waifu's _name_? Not her species name either, her real name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594038
>since 2013
Strike one
>being proud of spending all your free time here
That's two
>waifufag calling anyone else a loser
THREE! TO THE MATANGO PIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594039
>No succubus who wants up make her mark on the world with a legit no sex buisness
>No lilim that actually rules a green demon realm
>No fox know more for her vast knowledge and power as opposed to her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Kate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
I've been thinking Akemi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594035
Negative Nancy MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Deruella

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Ophelia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Willow

Yep, you know her species[/spolier]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594062
Dumb
Dumber
Tails are a mark of how long they've lived and power they've amassed, tails are not linked to intelligence if that's what you're thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594078
Dryad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594082
Wil o wisp, but damn didn't think of Dryad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594040
Its the best company around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Heather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594062
>non sexual business succubus
That's interesting,, if only in a "fight the prejudice" way. Kinda do like those "no ulterior movtive" stories
>green demon real lilim
I would talk to you more about that be we went through this brand of lilim stuff last thread, it needs a break for now.
>Wise one fox
More of this, if only because I hate Mofu, despite understanding it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Polt

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't realize we had this many people with waifus here, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

What are good tumblrs for MG?

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>>15594110
Waifus srs business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594110
7/150 ain't that high.

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>>15594119
Jesus Christ

>>15594110
Depends, "waifus" as in just favorite anime girl, or the serious "waifus" where the waifufag turns down 3d because they're already in a relationship?

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>>15594060
Maria is a cute name.
http://imgur.com/a/g8GLG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Frankie

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>>15594131
>guys with waifu shrines
>guys who don't masturbate to anything but their waifu
>guys who think it's wrong to masturbate to their waifu
>guys who want to guide others into being waifufags
A Million Guffawing Lilims.jpg

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>>15594135
MEGATON TIT PUNCH!

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>>15594153
They're laughing to hide the crippling depression over not being someone's waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594153
>implying a lilim wouldn't be happy we're saving ourselves and putting our thought powers towards making a portal to bring us to them

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>>15594060
Qyrh Jopiuv

It doesn't mean anything, I just took "Mindflayer" and moved the letters using a silly method I came up with

Since I recently married her, I've been wanting to change my last name to match hers but there is too much paperwork to do

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>>15594153
Could a Lilim make a waifu real?

[Anonymous No.]

>No monster that settle in your house without caring about what you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594178
Yes.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594184
>starts caring once she sees the rune engraved shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594184
speak for yourself. I can't get these fucking ghosts to leave me alone.

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>>15594153
>Tell people I'm engaged to a girl living far away
>Constantly wear a wedding ring to show I'm taken
>Meditate using chants about how much I love my waifu
>Spend an hour every night thinking about her
>Always ask her opinion before making a big decision
>Eat with her every day, spend that time talking to her
>Write each other weekly letters

Writing this down makes me question my sanity

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>>15594184
>Open fridge to a message tied to some money
>"I ate the Pizza, don't wan't you going hungry"
>"ps. I live here now"

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone else read the doujin that had the amblypgi monster girl?

And the artists name, I've been looking everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594193
Hopefully your intruder can tank bulltes
not that you have to accept her, killing just makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594205
I hope you're joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594184
Ah, unwanted roommates huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594025
>>15594029
I didn't save it, but I'm sure someone did. He did several all together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594206
>No kunoichi that lives in your house with you semi knowing
Just hope she doesn't turn yan and its all good

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>>15594213
Shells. Why would I want her to? Of course I'm imagining something hateful, I wouldn't turn a gun on something like a nekomata or devil bug. I'd totally shoot a Cheshire though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your waifu will never sing you a Meg Myers song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8kKCdWFvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR5u9jb0PJE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594213
Also fuck your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594218
You bet a girl like that would be paying rent, sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594184
>The idea of a strong monster like a vampire or dragon makes it fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594232
My feelings are unfuckable

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>still no /fit/ ghost rips
Real sad. I also wish I got her so I can get to know more about her background and personality. All I know is that she refuses to move on to the afterlife simply because she thinks she hasn't exercised enough.

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>>15594239
Her and the other Mouse Girls living in my house and eating my cheese.

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>>15594060
Irina Chokovski

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>>15594217
Not at all, and I've never been happier

Having a monster girl waifu is the best, you get to live a fantasy relationship and it all feels so real and justified

If you were to create the entirety of your waifu it would be a very questionable relationship, not only that but as you change she'd change too and in the end you'd be trapped in this perfect relationship where everything is "too good"

If you want a (human) waifu from an anime or something where you had no say in how she is, you first of all need to find the right one which can never happen and then you always risk finding one who suits you better, you're basically proxying a real relationship and all the negative that come with it

Meanwhile if you get your MG waifu's species from MGE, a game or anything really and then you build the rest of her character yourself, you're given a frame which prevent the "too good" issue and you are not proxying a real relationship since you can not marry a monster girl in real life and the dynamics of the relation would be mostly up to you

I hope I make sense, anyways I only encourage people who feel the need to be loved to become waifufags, it's not something for everyone

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>>15594274
Jinko?

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>>15594060
Lala.

In general though, it's a tie between Anubutts and hellwans as my favorite... I've just never really thought about what names they would have. I dunno what kind of names are fitting for them.

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>>15594282
Russian Hellhound.

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>>15594281
>this entire post

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>>15594297
Hey bud, the waifu life isn't for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594217
>>15594297
>Go on /jp/
>Encounter NEETs and Waifufags
>They aren't normal
>wooooooooooooooooooooooooow.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594281
Well as long as you're happy then I see nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594288
Ab status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594323
Lickable as fuck. She enjoys shirtless martial arts. That's usually what I picture her doing most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594327
Nice anon, nice. You are a man of taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594331
Thank you anon. What's your waifus name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594347
St. Rose of Lima

She's a kind soul

[Anonymous No.]

I've been curious about this for a while and since we're on the topic of waifus

http://www.strawpoll.me/10844684

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594370
A Paladin? A Valkyrie? Tell me about her anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594372
You don't have levels of waifufag. You either are a waifufag or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901
One day I found everyday monster girl when Crab didn't even have his manga yet and kc's encyclopedia years ago. I was fascinated by it, and some time later after completing MGQ, it sort of helped cement my adoration of this fetish.

Though at this point, I think it's starting to get worse. I am having way too many dreams of being pushed in a dark alleyway while a Lizardgirl deep throat tongues me, forcing me to eat her out, gives me a footjob, get ridden by her while her claws dig into my flesh, and then left handcuffed to a pole. My clothes are torn rags, and I have all sorts of body writing on me.

Honestly I'm kind of scared that I'n perfectly okay with being violated and used like a cheap slut when an MG does it.

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>>15594379
She was a quiet young woman who took a vow of chastity at a young age. She lived a solitary life of seclusion, dedicated to her faith, and blessed with many visions. It is said that shortly after her death, spontaneous miracles would occur within the surrounding area. She was canonized in 1671 by Pope Clement X

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>>15594402
Now that's a a dream I can get behind

>body writing

The ultimate humiliation tool, if that happened I'd become a slut to cope with the shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593989
I was just starting to get into the threads right before it happened. I am a bit ashamed how much I argued about why is it so bad to have this niche fetish on /a/ when generals are allowed, threads on shows are on 24/7, what would mg threads be treated differently?

I was there when we first moved. It was really awkward, no one knew if the change was permanent yet and the mod was doing his best to immediately nuke any mg threads. Plus we had to deal with people posting borderline pedophile and bestiality from /JP/'s side. After that it was business as usual, amateur writer's workshop, art posting and critique, fetish speculation and such.

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>>15594060
I don't know, I really don't know. It's something I never thought about before. I do attempt to, but none so far seem to fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594407
You're an interesting man anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593829
On this topic, C90 is sneaking up. Many proxy services are finalizing their lists. If you're interested in picking up some of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia books or game, you might want to start getting your budget ready. Especially if you're interested in the Comiket Exclusive stuff.

Figure out what books you want, how much it'll cost, who you'll get, and so on.

If you don't know how to do that stuff, feel free to ask.

So, what books are you guys getting?

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>>15594060
My waifu is a dynasty of slimes where I always take the younger clone when she splits and the old one goes blobbing off into the sunset.
So her name is Red Twenty-Nine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
She goes by Allured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594519
That shifty looking succubus? Well, I guess she might look good under all those baggy clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594440
Never used a proxy service for comiket. How does it work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594545
You tell someone from Japan the books you want. They get said books and mail them to you. You pay for the books, shipping, and an additional commission fee.

Pretty simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594549
Indeed it looks good. Aren't commission fees very expensive though? also what proxy service would you recommend since you seem to have experience in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594440
Going to be getting the game digitally and wait on an English release of MGE II before seeing if I want to buy it.

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>>15594557
Commission fees depend on a variety of factors. I use ash (http://ashdrs.qi.shopserve.jp/, inb4 shill). You'll pay a one time 1000 Yen fee, then from there it's a 50% commission rate for your total goods, and a minor handling one. Also for going to events you have to pay part of the pool to fund the trip going there, which goes down the more people pay. So if the fee getting there is 8000, and two people are getting items there, each pays 4000, so obviously more people pay less. There's a spreadsheet on his site you have to fill out for Events, you just need the name of the books, how many you want, and what circle they'll be in. But his email is on his site so you can email him yourself if you need more info.

To give you an example of how much it can cost, I got two books, each about 3084 Yen (That's roughly the cost of MGE 2 BTW). Commission fees boosted it to 4784 Yen, or $45, and shipping boosted it all to $59.69 total.

You could also ask the buyfag thread for help finding another, but be aware that not all services will be OK with lewd goods. The guy I use has sent me MGE stuff before so he should be fine.

Ultimately, it can be pricey, but it's still way cheaper then trying to get these off of ebay second hand.

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>Someone last thread was wondering why human women would choose to become Liches if it meant them losing their minds to lust

I thought this was a good question. I always assumed that since the Demon Lord is a succubus, the most powerful school of magic right now is Eromancy. Since the Lilim are around and the Demon lord cycle is broken, because killing the current lord will now do jack shit, Eromancy is here to stay as the top school of magic.

So, Liches are mages who want absolute magical power. The most powerful magic around is now based on sex and pleasure. If you want absolute power in the MGE world, these are the spells to learn.

I was planning on using the explanation in a story or something someday, anyway.

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>>15594060
Claire. Which is unfortunate because Bob also used it for one of his terrible character ideas

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>>15594608
The way I see it it's not so much that they even go out of their way to learn those spells, it's just that it happens to be the way which girls who are talented in magic happen to be corrupted.

It's only after becoming a Lich they start to be interested in lewd magic.

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>>15594608
I'd just go for the "There's no other way" option.

The DL's succubus influence contaminates all black magic in MGE-land. It's like the Saidin Taint in Wheel of Time. You wanna be a black magician and live a thousand years and command eldritch forces, you're gonna go crazy, no way around it. So you may as well just get on with it.

Also it's not like monsterization is that BAD for women (or at least, not that bad for women who were going to barter their eternal soul to dark forces anyway). You get a porno body and the ability to easily seduce any man you want, "Oh, woe is me"

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>>15594631
I've had this pic on my computer for months and i only just realised that her cloak is a body bag.
Neat.

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>>15594631
>a porno body
They'll get something WAAY up than that. You've seen porn before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594657
Fair point.
I guess I meant "a body that is itself pornographic".
Rather than "the body of the typical crack-whore who's in pornography"

[Anonymous No.]

Did this yesterday because i wanted to draw something (and because i love bunny suits)

Would you guys dare enter the MG Casino ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593797
I think they're just partners in crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
I don't want to say it, I'll get bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
HAKU
TAKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
Hell yeah

We need more MG Casino pics, what ones do we have already, besides not enough?

>>15594693
Say it faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
I have never thought of intercrural as anything other than literallywhy.gif tier, but looking at that Titania's thigh gap makes me feel all funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
Just Flay my shit up.
>>15594699
>Say it faggot
See what I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594704
I'll bully you harder if you don't tell me, you little alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
Can you do a raiju in the same sort of outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594709
Fine, it's Rhea, and I totally self-insert as the guy she sleeps with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
I fucking love MG Casino

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594717
Just don't get into debt, or else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594714
Wow, you're right. You are getting bullied.

Give me your lunch money Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594723
There's no such thing in Elfland, you get your meals free at the school cafeteria because socialism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594725
Wow, you're too poor to even have Lunch Money? What a loser. No longer you want a Dragon, you gold digger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594728
I have a three-Elf household, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
>Mindflayer is having sex

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>>15594732
More like a three-loser household.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594732
> I have a three-Elf household, bitch.
One in the bed and two in the dungeon at any given point.
It's a solid model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594579
thanks for all that info ill definitely look it up

[Anonymous No.]

How would monsters react if their husabnds were murdered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594778
I'm sure some would react violently, while others would simply be Law Abiding Citizens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594778
Jump the next nearest cock.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an oppai Loli werecat to hide from me by getting under a blanket.

I want her rear and tail to be poking out without her knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Emilia. Three long years with this name stuck in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594839
Classy name. Sounds like a haughty girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594805
> oppai loli werecat tries to hide under a blanket
> thinks she's clever because she remembered to tuck her tail in
> two Massive Milk Cannons tent-ing the sheet make her efforts utterly futile

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594842
Oh fuck how did you know?

She is a tomboyish dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594862
I told you, it's a classy name. Any art of tomboy Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

wanna ruffle that hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594866
You just made me notice that I don't have any tomboys in my phone. Guess I'll have to grab some from my computer after work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594877
What an excitable creature.
>>15594879
You do that, laddie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
I want them all, why must you do this to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594920
To get you to pay for Platinum Membership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594922
how much would that cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594947
Enough for them to own your body and rent it out to lusty ladies of a certain age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594953
Where do I sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594965
Try the inner thigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594858
Going to cuddle the cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
I don't know; I never had the courage to ask. Or speak to her for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Anja

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593484
>Your waifu has taken an interest in hypnotism
Why? What a pointless fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
i suck at naming

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595053
You're missing out anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595070
>caption

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595070
So I fuck her the moment she asks me to. Boom. Stupid fetish invalidated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595076
Your imagination is as tiny as your wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595076
>>15595073
>stop liking things I don't like!
Guys, please guys. Guys, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595081
>D-don't insult the things I like!
Weak.
>>15595078
Imagine for me one scenario with a good waifu where hypnotism is justified. All its good for is making you okay with doing things for shit tier waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595081
Oh fuck off. Captions, ESPECIALLY ones where a single character is awkwardly narrating everything that's going on, are almost always fucking abysmal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595089
>Imagine for me one scenario with a good waifu where hypnotism is justified.
I have many superior hypnotism captions, but the rest are all too lewd for a Christian message board.
Although I'll grant you that hypnotism is more good for rapey fun than it is with an already-consenting waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595089
>>15595095
See what happened? You kept it going and now you're both even more upset. Can't you see this hatred is tearing us apart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595070
Stupid sexy succubutt.
>>15595095
Guess what, so is monster girl art most the time. Doesn't change the fast there's some good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595098
I can't tell if this pussy nailbiting is sincere or not anymore.

>>15595097
>I have many superior hypnotism captions, but the rest are all too lewd for a Christian message board.
You don't really get to insult my imagination when all you have are captions. Y'know, unless you wrote them yourself.

Point being, hypnotism is only for getting fucked by shitty girls you didn't want fucking you in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595097
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595103
You can start posting the good ones anytime. Except you can't, because there are no good ones. Don't forget to delete these before 30 minutes has passed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595112
How could you have thought it was sincere at any point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594519
Is there an album of all these images somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595112
>Point being, hypnotism is only for getting fucked by shitty girls you didn't want fucking you in the first place.

Who'd have thought that getting molested by a grill that it's against your better judgement to bone would be relevant in the reverse-rape-centric monstergirl genre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595119
Because you aren't the first or only. Whose law was it, where extreme trolls are indistinguishable from extreme stupidity?

>>15595123
>imfuckingplying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595115
>Don't forget to delete these before 30 minutes has passed.
It's here stay, just like your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595115
>I'm allowed to post reaction images of deers
>but you have to delete these monster girl images
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594060
Kiya Estell.
First name was something I firmly settled on sometime around early October in 2014. Between the 6th and the 9th. Sirname was something I came up with a few months ago.

The name's kind of grown in my mind to become the most beautiful in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595137
Sounds kinda snow-flakey. She better not have heterochromatic eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594205
>Write each other weekly letters

How long until you're "texting each other" like in Samurai Flamenco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595137
Huh. I assumed most monster waifus wouldn't have surnames. Seems like something of a human construction.
What species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

Story of a Dark Priest who lost her faith but gained the power to control people, her drunkard Vampire buddy and would-be hitman boyfriend travelling the land in search of the Fallen God when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595151
>Surnames for MGs

>Many surnames come from trades, like Smith, Cooper, Carter, Miller, etc

Now I'm imagining MGs with names like Deepthroat, Softbottom, Jigglebreast, Tightass, Longtongue, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595157
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595151
Not him, but I once saw my waifu in a dream and I asked her name. She said Dyslexia.
Kinda weird but since she is the one who told me, I just went with it.

So her name is Emilia Dyslexia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595140
"Kiya" is a name which was actually in use during a certain Ancient Egyptian era, and "Estell" just sounded nice. I see what you mean about the snowflake thing, but it wouldn't be too standout in the kind of monstergirl world I imagine.
And god, no. I detest heterochromia as it's used in character design.

>>15595151
I kind of have in my mind the idea for a world which isn't MGE, where monstergirls and humans live in relative harmony and cooperation, so it'd make sense that being intergrated and all, having surnames would be the norm. I doubt you'd see any wild or rebel monstergirls with them, though.
As for type, she's an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>already planned out waifu's hobbies, favorite food and color, musical taste, fetishes, hair style, eye and scales color, attitude, name, family members, job, birthday and other stuff.

Damn you, waifu, for stealing my free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595189
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595157
It's like YBA's way of doing it.
In Graystorm it's mentioned that monsters didn't have last names, but on seeing Earth humans doing it they decided to use them as a form of self-promotion. So now monsters have surnames like Fuckswell, Goodhead and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
>bunny suits
I love-
>mindflayer
Nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594308
Well excuse me princess, but we didn't have guys of this level before, or at least they weren't this open about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593748
>>15593796

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595070
>you're only a man
I can tolerate corruption. I can handle disrespect. I can even coexist with less savory girls as long as they're not hurting anyone. But what I will not tolerate is smug, especially from a ducking succubus. Tonight bitches die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595222
I love the sad side of memecats, it makes them cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595222
Gonna bring back the meme cats smile!
Gonna allow her to use my lap as a pillow while I stroke her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595242
Smug is best you fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595242
>Some smug bitch of a Succubus can tell that you're married, but doesn't know what kind of monster girl you're married to
>She's in a relatively high position in her job, and it's given her an enormous ego
>She mistook you for a store employee and is now demanding things from you while insulting you and even telling you that you should be thankful that someone as great as her is giving you the time of day
>Just stare at her with a blank look on your face
>She starts to get infuriated by you not doing what she tells you to do
>She begins to snap her fingers in your face and shout, drawing the attention of everyone in the area
>A Lilim steps out of your shadow like she's coming out from behind a curtain and drapes her arms around you
>"Sweetheart, is this woman bothering you?"
>Succubus is frozen in fear, looking between you and the Lilim
>You tell her no, she was just telling you a story about her neighbor
>The two of you turn around and walk off, with the Lilim pausing to stare daggers at the Succubus as you round a corner
>After you're out of sight, the Succubus' knees give out and she flops down onto her ass, covered in cold sweat and hyperventilating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595272
No it isn't this is fact cause say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595278
>guardian waifu lilim
Okay that sounds brutal in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595278
I adore the idea of a lover slipping out into the physical, visible world like that. Like they're always there, arms draped around you, close and protecting.
The wendigo cloak thing is a nice gender swapped version of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody Zombie Night~
Round and round and turn and die~

[Anonymous No.]

.>>15595325
>No kunoichi that batmans into the are as she sensed a threat Or just wants to talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595341
I fuck Perona until she needed a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595364
She's a human girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595367
>Not fucking human girls so hard that they have to monsterize in order to keep up with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595371
I'll just stick to my sharks, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595376
Sharks and orcas are better than those dumb dolphins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595376
I wonder why Oda made his Shark Girls so big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595367
>not fucking humans as well as monsters
YOUR DICK IS WEAK! You telling me you wouldn't fuck Nami or Robin?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to milk my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughteru! I'll strap them to a pair of milking stands that I built that force them to be on all fours and prevent them from moving much at all! Even though their breasts won't grow at all and my daughteru won't actually produce any milk, it'll still be a fun exercise! I'll dress them up to look like cows too, with little headbands that have horns on them and fake nose rings and bit gags; cmplete with matching cow-print latex bitchsuits with holes for their breasts/flat chests! I'm gonna watch their sensitive pink nipples get suckled and tugged on by their milking machines for hours, and then I'll fuck them both from behind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595376
Madam Shyarly was cuter
I'm still sad Monet is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595397
Nami? No. Robin? Yes. With the fury of a million exploding suns.
>>15595401
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595399
This is some quality family time. Makes me wonder how many times a month you have this kind of activity with them.

[Anonymous No.]

If a man were, hypothetically speaking, into fearboners, would there be any creepy stories that would cater to such peculiar tastes?
Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595222
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595411
A big production like this that takes a lot of prep and requires the purchasing and building of various items? We try to do at least one of those a month. As far as casual kinky times or just casual sex go we just do that whenever we want!

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been away for about 2 days. Have I missed anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593190
And what goes on there exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595444
More Alp Adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595420
There's a lot english audio out there revolving around succubutts and vampires that threaten the listener but never actually go through with anything serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595444
We've came to a conclusion that you're most likely gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595444
Yep. New monster was released and the translation of the dragon book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595451
We also completed our Final Solution for gays. The Alp Asylum.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder when you consider dating your cool Monster Girl boss, or neighbor, and someone tells you she's too old for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaGe3MxN55Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593574
Bad thoughts incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595448
Maybe I should try writing it myself then.
Pick a girl, any girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595420
http://pastebin.com/dFh55pZS
Here's a pretty creepy one about a Necromorph Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595468
Time to make Necromorph Soup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
Barb, when will you draw fuckhuge monstergirl titties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595420
>>15595448
The link is fairly self-explanatory
https://soundgasm.net/u/sexuallyspecific/F4M-Come-Hither-RAPEFantasySupernaturalCum-VampireForced-OrgasmOralScript

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594805
>>15594858
Best to lift those covers and drain those titties of their milk by mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595399
>bitchsuits
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595482
What? It's a specific style of catsuit that keeps the forearms bound to the shoulders and the calves bound to the thighs so that the wearer has to walk around on their knees and elbows. There was no pun intended!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595222
Seeing a Cheshire cry is kinda sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595488
Bitches be bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595490
But she's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595465
Ushi-Oni. If you're going for fear boners, might as well go all the way.
>>15595477
That's the kind of thing I was thinking of, there's a ton of it in soundgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you realize we'll never have Revengeance with Monster Girls
>Or Furi with Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595492
>That pseudo NTR
I don't care how it got resolved, I dropped that shit like someone else's baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595492
I don't know what you're trying to imply here anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595488
Still funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595469
Aww, it's so sweet that you're making her soup. Is this chicken soup? Does she have a cold? Are you going to nurse her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595495
Does Ushi-Oni blood turn human girls into more of them?

[Anonymous No.]

I need me a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595502
Yes, I guess it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595495
I've been into this shit for years and only discovered soundgasm, like, last week.

My dick hurts from overuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595507
Look up overhead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595512
>those feet
Sweet Baby Jesus, muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595507
What would be your perfect dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595505
Yes. They also recover super fast so it's not like normal cuts would hurt them much, they would probably be more than happy to take a hit if it meant creating more of their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595520
> they would probably be more than happy to take a hit if it meant creating more of their own
Not sure about that.
>MC and his girl are the last two people left, all the guys have been raped
>she gets the blood on her
>turns
>two Ushi-Oni fight over the last man
>the turned girl wins
>then rapes MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595325
So your waifu's a Stand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595507
I got myself a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595517
Dark skin, yellow-red scales, black hair somewhat curvy 6ft tall and a lover of videogames and anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595534
No, that's a Grigori.

You'll need to find another dragon since that one is off the market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595527
That would be amusing in an awful kind of way. Although the profiles do state that Ushis will straight up ignore being slashed or stabbed by female heroes while they're having sex with their husband. The regeneration would take care of it almost instantly and the poor girl would be turned into the very thing she tried to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595528
got my stand right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595542
> the profiles do state that Ushis will straight up ignore being slashed or stabbed by female heroes while they're having sex with their husband.
But she's not getting slashed or stabbed by a female hero, she's fighting another Ushi-Oni for the same man.
>>15595543
"Gnome" is no name for a Stand. Put some effort into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595537
Gonna steal her heart.

I hope she is ready to deal with the "arisen"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595547
is there a stand called rolling stone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595555
Yes, in Vento Auero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595553
Sounds like a weird way to murder a dragon but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595562
>he doesn't know about Dragon heart-swapping and mixing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595515
Hfw looking up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595568
So you're going to go full Dragonheart mode then kill her?

But that would kill both you and her, you'll have accomplished nothing.

The Lilim in the sky will be most displeased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595557
how about stone sour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595572
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595579
Good, I like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595562
You don't know about s'laying the dragon? That's what I'm gonna do.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my waifu to ask for a lap pillow but for her to insist on facing me so she can breath in my cock smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595536
That actually sounds nice. 3 questions
>1.people tend to like their dragons at 7ft or even a hulking 9+. why 6ft?
>2.how long is the hair?
>3.can she cook?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the wise and irreplaceable adviser of a Monster Girl tyrant who seeks to wage war against the empires and kingdoms of men! I will betray my race to get a better position under her heel, by which I mean a position LITERALLY under her sexy, sexy heels! I'll allow her to make use of my experiences playing strategy games when I should have been doing something productive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593901
>Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School
First time I familiarized the concept of 'cute' with 'monsters'.
>Aisha Clan Clan was my first big jump in girls with monsterous bits on them.
>Also my first waifu is technically a MG because she's both an alien and an embodiment of a god. Sasami from Tenchi Muyo if you wanna know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595600
1.I'm 6'1 and I like my girls to be the same height as me if not just that bit shorter
2.Long and flowing
3.One of my dreams is that there's a girl out there with my weird thought tracks about food and together we could cook weird shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595620

>Long and flowing

But does the carpet match the drapes?

Do monster girls even have pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595568
>Yandere Dragon gets a Lich to swap her and her husband's hearts around

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595120
No, .less just randomly posts this stuff here so its just up to us to save them whenever he does. Oh. He also colored this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595631
>you overheat and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595631
How would take eve work? A Dragon's body would need a big strong heart and a Dragon's heart might be to much for a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595639
Mamomobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595528
No, but if she could phase into and out of me like that, it'd be amazing.

>Star Platinum can put its hand inside Jotaro to restart his heart
>The monstergirl version is where she gives you an ethereal handjob from inside your dick, or massage your prostate without even going through your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595643
Still dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595591
Grigori doesn't have that function.

Take up your tiny barbs of steel or walk away from her anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright fellas, Ive been gone for a few months
Give me the run down on this dragon kingdom I keep hearing about

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595657
1. There's Dragons there.
2. They use collars for wedding rings.
3. It's written in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595630
Some of them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595657
There's dragons in it and they fuck all the time, and wear collars when they get married like dogs.

It's not really all that incredible so far.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595668
Abs? Does that mean it's tiger time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595673
No, it's not spam the same few images over and over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595676
Every thread is made up of 90% recycled images, eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595673
>>15595676
It's never Tiger Time anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595673
No anon, we've already blown through more more than third of our images.
>>15595683
>Every thread is made up of 90% recycled images
Fuck no it isn't, you're just an impatient faggot that wants to make a new thread by blowing images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595673
Tiger time is best time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595683
Relax, Anon. There's at least a few threads between most of those. The tigergirl images are at least once every other thread. It becomes trite, and dull, then soon obnoxious.
Remember nerdhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595689
>Being this paranoid
I only posted one image with the phrase as a joke, I'm nowhere near in a hurry to start a new thread while we're on page 5.

[Anonymous No.]

Which clan should I tell my daughteru to offer her incredible sword skills to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595636
Is she wearing spats or leggins? I wish .less would draw some Allured ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595689
>Fuck no it isn't
Quote the amount of original images in this thread right now that have never been posted before. Lets see if you can get 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595699
The clan of your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595708
You're saying she should circumcise me with her blade to prove her skills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595710
No you weirdo, I'm telling you to dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595710
How can she say she can handle swords if she can't handle yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595711
But she's the daughteru. You don't dick the daughteru. You dick the waifu to make the daughteru.
>>15595713
I see wisdom in your words, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595715
>You dick the waifu to make the daughteru.
And then you dick the daughteru.
Maybe you make the more daughteru, but only if that's your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595715
You fuck your wife to make a daughter.
Then you fuck them both to make more.
Then you fuck all four, and so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595707

>>15595636
>>15595572
>>15595222
>>15594858
>>15594687
>>15594519
>>15593901
>>15593583
>>15593574
>>15593465
>>15593463
>>15593229

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anon, listen up.

Elephant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595720
>>15595722
Daughteru Mitosis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595728
I'll one-up you. Mammoth Girls. They're bigger and fluffier.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give in to hate and rampage until death or love stops me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595720
>>15595722
I don't think daughterus should be given swords, but even that seems like better parenting that this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595725
>3 Latenights
Not a bad haul for a weekday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595728
For the hundredth time, they never work because there's no way to include the nose without making it some sort of unattractive furry. And without the most distinctive feature of the elephant, there's really not much point in calling it an elephant monstergirl is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595720
>>15595722
Would you wear a "I dick my daughteru" T-shirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595725
>>15595757
How about instead of le funny filenames you just didn't post these in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595762
The second guy isn't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595762
How about you try not talking to two separate people like they're one person? And there is nothing wrong with posting stuff that you will delete, instead of those dumbasses who spam stupid shit and just leave it up forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595768
>>15595769
I see two stupid images that haven't been deleted, both with a very similar filename, both being used as reaction images. I'm sorry if I hurt your tender feelings, but will you please just delete them already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595776
>Implying they haven't been deleted
Try refreshing the thread dumbass. Deleted stay in your cache otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happened to that guy who wrote Spider & The Fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595278

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595783
Same as to everyone else good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595803
Menacing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595803
She's gonna rip and tear isn't she.
>>15595815
Peter actually doesn't know how he wants to end Spider and the Fly, which is why he hasn't popped up often aside from some Jinko posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595803

I want to read smut with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595759
No but I'd make my daughteru wear an "I love Papa's cum" T-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595459
>A facility where half the population alps and the other half molests the alps

Horafying. Especially when it's time to deal with alps popping out baby succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595854
Horror story where the Alps take over the Asylum when?

[Anonymous No.]

Kitty ninja is here for revenge, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895
Tell her that her father still lives. In her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895
Let her ravage me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895
FIGHT IT OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595884
That'll be part of the twist. When a man is compelled to bully an alp, who's really the one in control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595841
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895
Mock her weapon and attire while dumping milk down my sink as a pile of string burns and I do the Mexican hat dance on bags of catnip looking her straight in the eye, unblinking, all through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895
Apprehend with my Anubis metsuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895
Cuddle. No MG can beat cuddling. It's humanity's secret weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895

Distract her with a laser pointer.

Then once she's tired herself out let her sleep on my lap while gently scratching her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595943
>ninjas from Zipangu attacking a guy with Desert Region troops
Which one has spread half-way across the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595946
That's a double edged sword, anon.
You cuddle her, and she's liable to cuddle you back, and then you'll never want her to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595222
I just woke up and this is what I'm met with?
Amazing.
I wanna cuddle that Cheshire!
I want to see the joy in her face when I laugh at one of her jokes for the first time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595980
The red Oni, Oda Oichi, became shogun, miritary rura of arr Zipangu and the Mist Continent and subsequently invaded the lands of the Gandharva. Naturally, the Ottoman Anubi viewed this incursion with great concern and are attempting diplomatic and less diplomatic countermeasures.

Meanwhile, horsepussy Huns are making war on the wolfu tribes of Germania, and the Western Order Empire is on the brink of collapse from a tide of fleeing/invading barbariwans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596015
I'm taking my Valkyries and Jötunns across the sea to Goose 'n Moose Land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596015
Dammit, I want muh sweeping political epic with MGs already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595991
That was my plan all along anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
I would like to know how the games are played.

Like for old maid, I like to see it as reversed, where you try to hang onto the old maid (or wizard card if you prefer) as long as you can. If you don't, then whichever girl has your card...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596086
Damn dude, you're on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596086
Shame I suck at card games.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is chocolate so delicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593229
>>15593262
Suzumebachi-chan will always remind me of this scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>decide to get some fearsex
>about to be raped as a manticore corners you
>perfect, time to arouse her by stimulating her predatory instinct
>start 'pleading' for your life, "please don't kill me" and such
>the monster stops, confused
>"wait, what?" she says, "you actually thought I was going to-- why would I... no... never"
>she actually starts tearing up and hugs you
>FUCKING MONSTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595696
Who can forget that? It wasn't that long ago and posting a single image every thread is perfect for pissing off people here. If you want to make a lasting thread meme or threadcanon Nerdhound is the textbook way of how not to do it.
I'm still conflicted on whether it was a butthurt guy who wanted to force moe, cowardly Hellhounds as the norm, or someone who hated the character so much they false flagged her to this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595783
>>15595820
Last I checked he had an idea for an epilogue. Maybe he burned out like a few others here did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596109
I wish I had a girl who did this to me regardless of the time or place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596120
>Manticore
>Not milking the fear reaction for as long as possible.
Fear is their fetish too anon.
The comforting comes after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596109
What kind of monster girl would Anna be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596120

Even the most hardcore monster girl is a cuddle slut at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596029
>>15595673
>>15595690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>Don't know where I am
>Don't know where I'm going
>All I know is it's time to K-Bar Shere Khan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596136
A Shirohebi, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596136
She already is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596136
Shirohebi. She even has the right hair colour.
Also, is this an OVA? I do not remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595825
There's probably nobody who'd write a Lilim since usually they get a strange, disproportionate hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596136
A zombie because her voice actor is dead. It still fucking hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596136
Jub Jub, anything else is wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVXVCbz0gNo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596191
>"When I get better, I want to get married"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596184
>painting their well-deserved reputation as unreasonable
Oh, you.

Besides, the guy said read "with her" not "of her" ya dope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596109
This guy has to be the biggest alp in the history of existence, there's not even deniability by cause of being dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596120
Is it really fear sex if you seek it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596198
Lilims are cute and want to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596191
>>15596193
Demonic energy could have prevented this, but you didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596109
Would that be called precum as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to think of ideas for an /x/-tier short
>Put on some Charlie Daniels
>"Legend of the Woolly Swamp" comes on
>MFW Will-o'-the-Wisps posing as 'swamp lights'
>MFW Swamp Wendigos, will algae on their brown jackets and basically being Skinwalkers
>MFW Louisiana in fucking general

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading the latest Lanternon chapter
>The mage with them on the diplomatic mission is an incubus
>realize that the diplomat is probably one too - “I could walk into an empty tavern, and suddenly business was booming.”
>Meaning he might have a Tanuki waifu
MC's nation is either run by idiots or arrogant assholes. All of which are probably incubi. I actually feel sorry for the humans in Caithness, I bet the story will end with them being forced to accept monsters, and the one place left in the setting where humans are free to be left alone will be compromised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596106
Gonna slap those thighs! Gonna play those lips with chopsticks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596207

Wasn't sure what else to call it. The idea is that you make her predatory instincts go wild for earth-shattering sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596217
what are you doing in my swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596217
>Swamp Wendigos, will algae on their brown jackets and basically being Skinwalkers

That's a neat idea. Maybe they like to mimic voices? At first to try to scare them away, but then they start repeating someone's name more sweetly to draw them in?

Not tsundere, but more... territorial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596184
ELH's Lilim gets called a mary sue now and then, but she seems alright with me.
Abaggijawah also wrote a great Lilim, who learns not to be a mindless rape machine after meeting a man who is allergic to demonic energy, so she needs to learn how to actually make friends and seduce properly. Speaking of which, update when, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593574
I forgot I'm not the only person here who also goes to the Alicesoft generals. God damn, and here I thought about doodling something related to them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596241
Everything's all fine and dandy when you're camping with Jacobson, until you hear him asking to be let into the tent when the real Jacobson is right next to you and begging you to not open that zipper.

[Anonymous No.]

Your wife catches you fapping to human women how does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596215
Femcum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596217
>being scared of Louisiana
Just because I found a voodoo totem made out of wire roses, pelican feathers and a dog skull the last time I took a walk in the swamp is no reason to...okay, maybe you have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596247
>adventuring party
>male adventurer, female companions
>that moment when you hear paladin-chan whisper "I love you", then you turn around and paladin-chan is asleep in her tent
>but who was voice?
>later, you hear it again
>only this time, paladin-chan has been corrupted into a skinwalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596184
I might use my crappy donut steel Lilim in stuff. There's also the MGK Lilim, who may as well be the Gram to Lani's Caliburn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596248
Pissed, but she should deal with it. Sometimes you want a woman who doesn't have horns, claws, pointed ears or a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596242
>Update when
To what, Jawah's thing or something else, because if it's the former then yes. We need one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596269
Dhampir's are for you then, since you don't like any trait that makes a monster girl a MONSTER GIRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596274
Yes, fucking Jawah's stuff. Short Distance needs an update right now. She's the best written Lilim we've had in writefagging and the guy barely ever gets a mention in the threads despite this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596279
>wanting to fap to humans sometimes means you don't like monster girls
Your viewpoint is extreme and silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596220
Wow so deep. Much contrarian.

Here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596193
I just woke up anon don't remind me of the feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596217

>Legend of the Woolly Swamp
>not Devil went down to Georgia

Woolly Swamp is good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596294
Other than this being a Doge reference I don't follow. In Lanternon's setting monsters have a habit of kidnap and rape, and it's the unpleasant brainwashing kind. They're kind of shitty in his setting, and removing the one place where humans can be free of their crap would be depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596269
>sometimes you don't want all the best parts
Anon please, get a hold of yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596269
You sound like a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596307
>You'll never wake up to find your head in your Demon childhood friend's lap, cushioned by her plump thighs and with her hand stroking your hair.
>You'll never silently thank your childhood self for unwittingly signing what turned out to be a marriage contract that became effective when the both of you graduated college.
>You'll never look up and see her looking down at you with heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596317
>They're kind of shitty in his setting

Agreed. This is a setting where the pro-monster protag in the previous story was told to go get brainwashed by a mindflayer, because he didn't want to get raped by his adopted sisters. By his own mother. Even he couldn't justify this, he just freaked the fuck out. The dark priest can fuck off too, she may have been right about the other monstergirl's feelings in the story, but she has a lot to learn about men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596258
>You will never be a cab driver that has to deal with spooky monster girls.

http://i.imgur.com/xmSPMrK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/B4CvD93.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596307
>get asked to help your new Demon neighbor move in
>think you're gonna get paid in blowjobs but she gives you cash
>eh whatever cash is fine too
>move in a box that you notice has a violin and many books on music theory in it
>ask her about it and she just starts gushing over her favorite music and bands
>ask her if she has any other instruments
>she looks down at her feet and states she had a solid gold violin, but she lost it
>you ask her about where she lost it and she just responds
>"Fuck Georgia."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596090
Nothing too complicated here sir, just wait for it to stop spinning and just go in that direction until you meet someone...

[Anonymous No.]

Did another doodle. Seems I did slightly better in some areas but got worse everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596347
I want to be a no-funny-games immigrant cab driver who doesn't take shit from his clients and slurs at the monsters who ride his cab that they need to "ask for drive or be getting hell out of my cab. " I'll run a kebab shop on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596359
But foxes are too stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of music do you think each monstergirl species listens to?
I bet Cheshires listen to vaporwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596217

>Southern Belle Will-o'-the-Wisps

Oh God I need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596364
Is the dragon in an egg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596366
>I'll run a kebab shop on the weekends.
You will be removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596339
So the humans are the good guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596373
It's fluff. A whole lot of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596258
Haha, I wouldn't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596370
I bet Hatters like listening to Dancing Mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596364
>Fairy Zinogre subspecies

I want to hunt her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596386
Actually I bet everyone in Wonderland would listen to vaporwave considering ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＡＬＬ ＩＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＨＥＡＤ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596370
I like the thought of a Kobold who listens to classical music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596370
My waifu enjoys The Ocean, and mostly metal, but is embarrassed that she likes big band swing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596307
I feel bad for devils. They hardly ever seem to win their wagers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596379
I'd say humans are also shitty in his stories, but at least they don't think brainwashing someone into a cumpump is a morally just thing to do. The first protag was a moron and ignored this fact, while the current one is a complete anti-monstergirl zealot at least he notices the fucked up stuff they get up to with single humans.
They also bullied the villain of the first stories human girlfriend into suicide, because he'd rather dick her than them, so it's hard to feel bad when the new protag brings on the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596393
Better have good Dragon resist then, because that's the one that loves firing off those aloha snackbar bugs that null your elemental attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596397
Did I get ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os00g4vb38k

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596401
That's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596409
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to keep my waifu gagged at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596370
We can't really pin down what monstergirls would like what, but in general I think Wights would enjoy Heavy Metal.
What, you expected Classical? Nah son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596414
If anything it's something to be proud of. Taste like that is good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to insult a Kejourou's hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596422
>not Death Metal
I am ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596422
Delinquent Oni, Hellhound and the rest of the gang like Murderdolls and Suicidal Tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596406
Who needs elemental attacks when you go for the raw damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596403
That's a problem I have with a lot of stories that try to have negative portrayals of humans. They're usually written in a way that still makes them into the "good guys".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596429

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596434
>going raw
Well, it's certainly effective. Jokes aside, it's just plain boring to go raw on things. I bet you use hammers as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596370
>No hellhound to go to punk shows with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596443
Because it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596446
I only used hammers to smash those pussies in MH2. Last one I played was portable 3 for the psp. Used to use a whole lot of long swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596419
>sweet aphrodisiac laced gag that compels her to suck on it endlessly while copious amounts of drool escape down the sides of her mouth drenching her clothes while she squirms uselessly against her bonds, her eyes pleading for you to set her free and take her already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596424
Speaking of monstergirls into metal, I'm haunted by this image of an anon running into a trio of monstergirls from out of country who are big into metal and follow bands on tour.
A Scottish Succubus with an hourglass figure and the same pigtails as a Thunderbird
A Busty German Hellhound with a pixie cut that goes over her right eye
And a Pear Shaped french Wight who has that half shaved haircut that just gets me going for some reason.
All of them wearing punk clothing and makeup.
I want to get molested by them somewhere isolated after a concert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596453
You find hairy situations fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596402
Gonna charm the whole world by playing violin with my Demon nee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596460
Of course, there's nothing more fun than getting out of dangerous situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596458
You could make any monstergirl a blowjob maniac with that thing anon! Do you want her to equate sucking with pleasure?
Imagine your waifu sucking your dick so furiously that even a Ghoul would be put to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596432
> tfw no Delinquent Oni who listens to Aqua and Avril Lavine in secret, switching to Viking pillaging songs when her friends get close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596458
Yes exactly. Something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596459
You have good taste anon. Especially with the half shaved cut. Mmmf. I hope for you sake you can get molested by such a trio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596459
>And a Pear Shaped french Wight
Yes. Yes.
>who has that half shaved haircut
Soiled it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596456
>long swords
Mein god...
I'm sure all the MH girls will mock your weapon preferences. Really, why use a hammer when you can split them using your girthy and massive greatsword? Or pierce them with your gun lance and fire a hot load?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596440
This is more "most monsters are assholes who think humans would be happier as a slave race but humans now hate even the nice ones"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596471
It's more about control than making her a blowjob fiend but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596475
Why is that half shaved cut so good? By all means it shouldn't be, but it just gets me going.
Don't forget the accented dirty talk and the aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596393
>Monster Hunters

Probably the greatest nuisance to monster girls in the setting. Imagine a human who beats up your waifu, cuts off her tail, breaks her horns and wings, drops her in a pitfall and tranquilizes her, and then takes her scales and other assorted bits to make clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596473
>An Oni listening to Amon Amarth
I want to watch the Oni headbang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596459
All those hairstyles are awful and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596482
That's exactly I'm getting at. Why try to paint humanity in a negative light when you're just going to justify their behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15595208
The mindflayer is already married as you can see. Which makes one wonder why she's doing such a job. That has to make other Monstergirls without a husband upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596485
That's why you tag your waifu. Could make for some nice super M stories though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596484
>Accented dirty talk
You're a man after my own heart. My waifu speaks broken english mixed with russian when she's stressed or excited. Diamonds I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596485

When I thought about it like that it made me feel bad.

Still trying to farm for that G Ranked Stygian Zinogre set though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596485
Married monsters are probably off limits and attacks on them severally punished.
Then again, consoling your waifu who is embarrassed over losing scales and such sounds pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596476
>>15596495
Good thing it's my fantasy and not yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596485
Hey lady, you have one ugly ass head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596481
I used to use them in 1, tried hammer in 2 and just went with tripping sword for the rest. But holy shit I would use switch axe or charge blade if I could play again.

>>15596485
This is how you get a dragon waifu. You show how strong you are by beating her in a fight, then you forcefully makes her husbando you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596510
I declare your fantasy cataclysmically flawed. Dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596496
Maybe because it's not as simple as "monsters/humans dindu nuffin"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596440
A purely human nation is trying to go to war with the nation both MCs live in because it harbors monstergirls. From their track record in Lanternon's stories so far I'd say they deserve the hate, but humans have proven that they can also be hate filled too in his world.
I know Lanternon recently said he'd be mentioning why guns are useless in his world, but I'm curious on whether the general population of Megalos will discover how hard their new king sold them out to the monsters. I know Lantern only mentioned this in passing once, but if someone with that amount of power has been turned then the nation is utterly fucked. I wonder if the upcoming war is because someone in the opposing nation discovered this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596529
This. Monsters are only acting out of hunger and loneliness, and humans are simply being humans and are trying to deal with this issue that there are super-powered sex demons trying to force themselves on them all. Some people like the idea and go with it, some don't care, and some go full warhammer on them and want them exterminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596086
Surely you'd see all classic games like blackjack and such. Aside from Monstergirls visiting for a gamble, i'm sure single men would be well treated in a casino and would often be enticed to not gamble with money, but with spirit energy. Something that would surely attract lots of attention to a table if a man were to do it.

I'm sure we'd also see some games around 'winning' a man, like a simple lottery or some kind of gameshow where Monstergirls compete against eachother. Though that might not be a perfect fit for a casino.
The one thing a male has to watch out for are the slot machines, as most slot machines probably dont pay in regular tokens.

I wonder what kind of MG's would manage the tables in a casino. I'm sure we'd see Cheshires around, but what else? A Kikimora somehow comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596529
No, What I don't like is someone going "Sure, the monstergirls might be rapists that mindbreak men, monsterize human women, and do all sorts of terrible things that are detrimental to society, but some humans hate them and want them gone for this, so the humans are in the wrong as well"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596508
>Then again, consoling your waifu who is embarrassed over losing scales and such sounds pleasant.

I kind of like the idea of "Monster Hunter world, but now with Monster Girls" but it's kind of a weak setup I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596549
Tons of Mad Hatters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596527
Except that if it meets my standards then it's not flawed for me.
Punk girls get me rock fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596558

I'm gonna throw a sonic bomb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596558
When going with a setting like that I just make it so that there is a low chance that a monster girl will be born from a normal monster egg. It's really weird when you think about hitting girls (even though they would be strong as shit) with a huge hunk of metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596552
In all fairness, in that setting it would be hard to pain the humans as villains too. Especially since you described the MGE world, where MGs are portrayed as the good guys for the very things you listed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596566
>that spoiler
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596516
>This is how you get a dragon waifu. You show how strong you are by beating her in a fight, then you forcefully makes her husbando you.

So you're saying when you get a Monoblos heart, you're winning her "heart"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596558
Not too weak.

Just imagine a world where you're trimming your Zinogre daughter's abundant electrical fluff while your neighbor deals with his angry Gold Ian waifu after she found out he cheated on her with a Lunastra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596577
There's not much stopping writers from making it to both sides so they're both sympathetic and antagonistic. It's too late for the established writefag settings, although.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596572
It wouldn't make much sense for them to come out looking like girls, unless the Dragonlayer was there previously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596617
Mamono mana finds a insane way.

>>15596589
Yep. You go on various dates until you finally get that rare drop you want. Then you marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
>Mindflayer by my main man Barb

Life is good

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this archetype so amazing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596647
Why the fuck did her hair change color?
But yeah I agree about the archetype being great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
Nobody ever draws single mindflayers. Its a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596647
What series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596647
name please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596677
>>15596680
Did you guys even try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596659
Of course they don't, mindflayers are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596459
>French Wight
Who in the flying fuck is to blame for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596702
nigga, cant reverse search a page 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596364
Regardless of your level of skill, you are at a level where things you draw actually look like something. Sure you have a long way to go, but you can already do so much more than somoene unskilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596702
Google helped fuck-all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596710
So that's a no, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15594687
Now I want a monstergirl casino game with various cute minigames.

Has someone made something like that already? It sounds easy enough to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596710
>>15596717
https://hitomi.la/galleries/910076.html

Took less than 20 seconds, mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596720
Thats a yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593892

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596595
As it should be, Rathians are shit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596735
She looks a little dumb between the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596706
Stop lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596744
It's the truth, Eldritch girls are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596744
The only lies here are those contained inside your head. Gee, I wonder how they got there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596730
Don't spoonfeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596735
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596754
/a/ pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596735
Fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596714
>praise
It feels funny to recieve it, even if I don't truly deserve it. Thanks, though. I really wish I can inprove even more over time.

>>15596735
Well, seems Someone drew something about Dragon's Bakery. Latenight you are glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596754
If it shuts the babies up, I think I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596735
Looks like she eats everything she makes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596759
>>15596768
It's right there on the first page of Google. If you're not willing to try, you shouldn't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596485
>>15596507
Some times I want to just get into a massive fight with Ilothe over hunting trophies and then tell her "Whether I live or die, Crom does not care" just to see her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596748
>>15596749
They're just a little slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596706
Mindflayers are rarely drawn because of how complex their design is, not because they are shit

Not only is their design complex but we also don't know a lot about it, we have no clue how a Mindflayer's back looks
We don't know what part of them is clothing and what is their actual limbs
And the squid blocks a big part of the view

One thing is for sure Mindflayers are from the Scylla family and so they have a great ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596780
...and because they're shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596779
They're slimy, cause a lot of trouble and are all around a pain in the ass to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596770
You wouldn't? Anon she runs the best bakery in the area, and you think she doesn't eat her own cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596776
not my google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596776
Google only adjusts search result to your history, so it's clear as to why the sauce never appeared for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596792
They want to help men but bullies like you stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596717
Took a bit of scrolling, but it worked for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596780
This is the only single mindflayer ive ever seen online.

Aside from the sprite for the new fallen maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596800
They want to spread panic and chaos across the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596800
Rewriting your memories, one of the essential components that make you "you", doesn't seem all that helpful to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596817
I wish to be spread panic and chaos onto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596821
What if you had some trauma you needed to forget, or you wanted to stop remembering those embarrassing things that happened years ago, or you just wanted to experience your favorite shows and games all over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596821
To be fair, all monster girls do this.

Don't like spider girls? Too fucking bad apparently.


>>15596831
The only good abomination is a burned abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596835
Then there would be no point to living. Those traumas and memories make us who we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596817
To be fair Ubbo-Sathla just wants to love and be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596835
Those experiences still contributed to the person you are today, and are therefore valuable.

Also, stop being a pussy, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596839
The only good abomination is a cuddled abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596787
Oww come on, don't be like that

I'm sure you'd enjoy a little bit of flaying

And even if you're the kind of guy who doesn't want his brain messed with, you can still enjoy becoming a squid for an evening or two

>>15596792
Eldritch girls are the best and they cause absolutely no trouble
It's not their fault if people who interact with them go insane, and sanity is overrated anyways

>>15596812
There isn't many colored Mindflayer art, but if you look around you should be able to gather at least 10 decent drawings of them (not counting latenight ones)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596846
>>15596849
What if they're ruining your life?

[Anonymous No.]

With all this amazing new art showing up I thought I'd try my hand at it. I'm not going to lie, I'm slightly rusty, but I think the results speak for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596852
No, abominations are bad and need to go away forever.

>>15596854
Mindflayer please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596707
My boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596861
What part of "Stop being a pussy" was unclear to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596861
I would just have to be a man and deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596852
What the hell is she even supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596863
Stop wasting images Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596863
LOOMIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596863
Alp plz, you're not fooling anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596870
Who cares? Burn it.

[Anonymous No.]

Head of the summoner's guild here, I would just like to remind all members that using your mighty arcane powers to summon the ancient spirits of heroines from days past is frowned upon if you are using such fonts of knowledge to get a quick lay.

[Anonymous No.]

Took long enough. There's a Queen Slime and a Cheshire as well.
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/758222007334871040

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596882
>Queen Slime
I need smut of one, stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596881
Fuck you. If I want to fuck an Eidolon that wanted immortality without brcoming a Lich then it's my choice! She even returns the favor, so it's mutual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596884
http://pastebin.com/GrZeZZPk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596864
Abominations are the cutest girls in the whole wide outside of space and reality and need to get hugged and bred forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596086
>Your kikimora overhears the words "Old Maid"
>Now she's crying in her room

Why would you say such a horrible thing latenight?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596885
Anon please, just because you can summon a warrior of old doesn't mean you need to dick her.

There are many summoner girls you can wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596882
Goddamn she's so wonderfully thick. 10/10, would hook up to a milking machine.

I also dig the linework on that thick Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596881
>RP
Oh no, how did I end up on the wiki again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596889
It's actually his evil twin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596888
Abominations need to be burned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTy7XEGWfc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596889
She knew what she was getting into when she wanted to work at a mansion full of evil women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596889
Joke's on you, my Kikimora knows that I enjoy the fact that she's significantly older than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596894
Or I can summon up waifus to fill my neefs instead of hooking up with a Lich wearing that goofy looking horn and robes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596863
I forgot the NSFW version, as is the style with all artists these days.

[Anonymous No.]

PET~
PET~
PET~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596908
Ok, now how do you explain to your parents that you've married a bunch of ancient spirits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596915
Remove furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596915
Oh wow, is this an actual page from a new chapter?
Tio and Polt together is like most of my EMG dreams coming true. They're both great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596915
Get that button-nosed garbage outa here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596889
She seems to have assumed that I was talking about her when I was talking about playing Old Maid with my younger cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596889
>TFW you will never punch Satan/Lilith in the face to be reunited with your maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596882
>Thick Lich
There is a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596882
>Lich
He finally drew a Lich. Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596919
Easy, get a necromancer to summon them back from the dead and tell them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596647
Public bitch secret fuzzball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596931
Tio and Darling have a picnic in the forest, and the find Polt and Kii in the way. Volume 41.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596910
All the original needed was a patreon logo and you're all set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596959
But if the spirit is summoned at the same time as the body is resurrected then you end up with a zombie AND a ghost!

You've doubled your harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596962
>Tio is literally so sweet and kind that even harsh people can't help but relax around her.
Best MON girl.
Besides Manako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596499
>she's married
Who gives a shit? I like my mindflayers like I like my spiders. I fucking don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596964
>SUPPORT ME ON PATREON SO YOU CAN GET MORE WATERMARKED IMAGES JUST LIKE THIS ONE

I hate this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596962
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

saying that you like spiders to me is like saying you love satan and that's not good at all
spiders arn't suppose to be loved
their suppose to be killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596967
>Besides Manako
I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU FOR THE MONOEYE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596964
Good idea. Here we are, now I'm a true artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596969
At least butter's stuff gets leaked often enough that there's no real reason to back him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596962
>that page
This is everything the thread hates, and everything I love.
Polt appreciation, and by one of the best girls Tio, no less. Arigatou Crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596962
See I don't see a problem with Crabman's girls but fucking KC's Siths make me want to get the flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596975
Brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596975
This anon is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596978
At least the proportions are better than Butter T's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596975
>>15597000
>>15597006
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596977
Not him, but you gon have to dig deep cause I want her more than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597009
SPIDERS A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEETTT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597009
Spiders are trash, sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597013
Motherfucker I will pull a KISS and Scooby-Doo to rip a portal through space-time using the power of rock and roll just to go back and punch your pregnant mother hard enough to abort so long as it gives me Manako

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596978
Is it me or is your drawing actually getting worse, Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597009
FORNICATE THOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596370
I bet Raijus like electronic music.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that cyclops are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597000
I am truly thankful for the children who screencap these; the OPs can forever be reminded of their cringey, edgy nonsense when and if they grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597020
Oh yeah, I'll do what you won't become an employed chad, again, worthy of having a woman, you piece of shit NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597045
Joke's on you I have a job already faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597039
Nice buzzwords fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597049
>>15597045
it's time to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597049
Playing pokemon go is not a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597053
Nigga isn't wrong.

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>>15597054
>talking about becoming worthy of getting a MG
>stop
Why? We're not RP'ing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597020
Now that was a strange movie, even for Scooby-Doo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597065
Not as strange as wrestlemania mystery.

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>>15597060
He's completely wrong, we used to have greentexts beyong kawaii uggu moe true rabu. Not everyone who comes here is a lonelyfag, I mean I like that shit but I also like the other emotional responses that can be elicited from such.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was more art of the zap weasels, they're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597069
I never fully saw that, but I don't think it had alternate dimensions and a band made up of old men being actual superheros with powers with an entire theme park designed by them .

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597034
I'm going to knock one up only to leave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596558
I bet bathtime with Mizutsune would be heavenly.

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>>15597034
If they're anything like that masochistic Cyclops I'll bite the bullet and marry them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597034
It's time for snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597100
Wonder if that's his mother telling him to slay a dragon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597102
More like "COME ON, MANDALIA PLAINS IS OPEN FOR XP AND JP GRINDING!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597108
"BUT THERE'S MALBOROS THERE!" or whatever the equivalent is, I'm not a monster hunterfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597113
What the fuck are you talking about, Monster Hunterfag? He's Ramza Beoulve from Final Fantasy Tactics with the Cyclops summon.

XP and JP are just you grinding jobs like a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597118
I've never played FF tactics. First rpg with tactic stuff I remember playing was suikoden, and that was a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597118
>no Viera brothel in any of the games
FF needs to go M rated already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597123
>I've never played FFT
Bummer, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597100
A big Cyclops will bully you instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597132
>not wearing armor of thorns
He deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597132
One eyes are losers no matter the size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597118
Bahamut > Cyclops.
Also, imagine how strong your Lich would be if she leveled up as a mime constantly. Reality would be putty in her hands.

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>>15597127
The viera costumes in those games were great. I'll never forget stuff like the viera elementalist from FFTA2. If you mastered their ninja class, they could become the most potent instant-death units with huge amounts of movement range too.

A shame the dragon women from that game only had 4 jobs to choose from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597141
>Not Calculator Lich
You had one job Anon. She'd literally bend reality with the power of prime numbers, mathematics, and indecipherable equations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597138
This. I'm going to rape that Titan's nose and there won't be anything she can do about it.
https://exhentai.org/s/a0547ae1df/799798-30

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597138
Giant Cyclops MILFs are not to be taken lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597151
Yes, they are.

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno what to try and write to get back into the swing of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597145
Calcs had THE shittiest speed. Mimes were among the small handful of jobs that gained MATK on levels, as well as great stat growths all around. Calcs are only useful for their skills, but will die before ever getting a turn.
Lich is better off as a Summoner with Calc skills after leveling as a mime, or even a Summoner with drawout for magic reliant attacks that don't use MP or require high faith.
Do you even Tactics, bra? The Kitsune Ninjas are laughing at you andthey dodge all your attacks through feathercloak and reflexes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597160
A maid/bodyguard hired to protect a young anon, only for her to go yandere for him.

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>>15597160

>>15597128

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>>15597160
Jabberwock that wants to get into baking but can't do anything without starting a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597166
I haven't FFT'd in years, I just remember the story and jobs. Fucking War of the Lions ruined it without the fan patch.

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>>15597160
How about expanding on the Zipangu region?

Interestingly, their version of Werewolves would serve a very similar relationship with Amaterasu, as the Shirohebis do with the Ryuu.

Instead of controlling weather and tending shrines (or perhaps in addition to that last one) they help bless those Amaterasu has deemed worthy, in matters of fertility, watching over the safety of the land, blessing crops to be bountiful, giving charms.

Perhaps write it from the perspective of a foreigner who came to the region to set up a still wholesome pub, because the finer quality crops allowed him to brew better. Maybe he even employs the help of an Oomukade for his brews since they know mixing methods far more intimately, even if it's usually not drinks that they mix.

I just strung some elements together, maybe you can shape it up.

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>>15597185
That requires far more skill and worldbuilding than I'm capable of.

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>>15597211
So stop fucking moaning and being martyr about it.
If you want to write, write. Coming up with initial story ideas is the single shortest and easiest part of of the entire process, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597211
>That requires far more skill and worldbuilding than I'm capable of.

And how do you think people gain the skill? By sitting around and doing nothing outside of their comfort zone?

git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597217
>Being martyr about it
That doesn't even make grammatical sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597211
Guy who originally made the "beyond-my-ability" suggestion here. Skill is something we all have to build and hey, why not just work with a piece of what was suggested? You don't always have to aim for the top, but it's good to go for something that's just a little beyond you at times.

>>15597225
(pic related)

(will delete)

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>>15597235
If only gitting gud at writing was as easy as gitting gud at vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

If I called a Raiju a zaprat, how badly would I get raped compared to normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597145
"FWEEEEEEEEEEEE" that's the sound of my dick deflating as she goes on about shit no one but her cares about. Alive or dead nerds a shit.

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[Anonymous No.]

With the success of my last drawing I thought I'd try my hamd at just one more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597271
Alp I'm not even sure you understand half the pop culture references you're making

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597248
Mentally it may not be (those who get motion sickness aside), but that's just why you have to give it the time it deserves even if the progress FEELS and IS slow.

You still had to pour a good chunk of time into vidya to git gud, regardless of if being an easier feat. Take it from a trusted source! An expert on all things vidya!

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>>15597271
Alp you are less funny than a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597269
Please clean this up before the due 30 minutes are up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597275
>A succubus who is a goddess at vidya
I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597271
Seriously. Stop wasting images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597276
I don't even know how you could be less funny than a woman, but he did it.

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>>15597279
Write on, Anon! I mean, "right on!"

Hell, why not both, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597281
>OC is wasting images now
I know the quality isn't up to your "thread standards" but it's still technically OC.

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>>15597287
It's on the to do list.

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>>15597269
Mixed-up Mother Shog?

>>15597272
Alp's on the outside looking in. I bet that's where all those mormon names and 80's teen movie dialogue comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597289
You're shitposting and you know it Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597289
Unless something that poorly drawn is at least funny, it's not worth having over even a repost of an image we've all seen before. I know he's trying, but it's not working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15596882
>Queen slime
Oh goodness, yes. I love how curvy she is.
A hivemind of slimes would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597294
That's the spirit! She'll be watching over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597301
He's trying to get (even negative) attention and it's working.

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>>15597289
>but it's still technically OC
Nobody's going to save and repost it anytime soon either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597301
>You'll never pamper your Hellhound half-imoutos during the summer.
>You'll never be protected from bullies by a pack of little hellwans in return.
Damn it.

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>>15597301
Damn, that shit's cute. He's gonna have one hell of a time when they grow up.

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>>15597309
>Nobody's going to save
Guy who saves all of Alp's drawings here. You couldn't be more wrong.
>repost it
You got me there. I only save them for my personal enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's really cute that dhampirs sometimes steal their fathers away from their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

Delectably dark-skinned Kegare? (the left one's a secret, but if you must know...)

Source: https://twitter.com/sukeno0723/status/758252226485755904

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>>15597255
Just interrupt her with your cock.

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>>15597319
Cuckoldry is never funny, faggot.

>>15597235
I've given up on building skill, everything I write sounds like shit out of a hentai doujin and even if I were to write the MGs I like people would hate them

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>>15597275
I wish he drew more of her. Don't you just hate it when an artist makes a great character and then never does anything with them again?
I guess it could be worse. They could suddenly make them futa LIKE THAT FUCKING CATGIRL THE RAGE IS STILL THERE FUCK EVERYTHING

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>>15597319
Me too.

>tfw you will never turn your vampire wife into a submissive wreck with your severely mommy-issued dhampir daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597315
Mating press the Hellhound.

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>>15597230
Missed an "a", but the point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597319
It's dumb.

>>15597333
You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you showed up in Grandblue General?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597338
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597337
No im not. You're dumb. you see how dumb this is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597340
Someone posted sketchkun's handholding lilim pic.

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>>15597320
Why even bother cropping out the left one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597333
>Not punishing your daughter when she tries to change your wife or usurp her position
I'm all for dicking the daughteru, but she needs to know her place.

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>>15597319
I think it's really cute when men's rights warrior Dhampirs try to stand up to their old-school mothers who bite daddy in the dick and suck him so dry he faints at least once every week.
>Mom! It's not healthy to drain him like that!
>Look! He's obviously in pain!
>Can't you at least bite him in the neck?
>mommy just keeps on suckling daddy with her fangs all the way through his meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597354
Because I know fellow fans already lurk this thread, but not all of them enjoy the series by way of its source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597349
Huh, well that's something.

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>>15597319
I wouldn't call it cute but all of my yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597357
>biting the dick
I'm fucking leaving her for our daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597173
I bet Jabberwocks would be great pastry chefs.

She just needs a human boy assistant because of her Big Meaty Claws.

So basically shes bosses him around and he does all the cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597366
They don't deserve him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597356
Im actually fine with that too. As long as they know I'm the man of the house, they can compete for dominate female all they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597357
> this is what dhampirs actually believe
Turning them into daddy's cocksleeve is too good a fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597338
Vira best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597362
I know people in the thread can be children, but that doesn't mean you should baby them like that. It's idiotic.

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampirs > Vampires

Dhampirs treat their dads like an actual human being.

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>>15597362
What's wrong with the left one?

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>>15597378
You should make them betray their ideals by kidnapping their childhood friends and threatening to rape him if she doesn't do the old lasagna to him. red and white sauces

Then just laugh as the boy gets addicted to it and begs her to do it again and again.

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>>15597379
She is pretty good.
I want to set up a milking pen for Dorafs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597369
I hope you like pegging then, because that's what your daughter is into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597338
>>15597349
I frequent there sometimes but wasn't me.
>>15597379
That's a funny way of saying cog.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people hating on Arachnes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597387
Fuck off with your bait.

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>>15597387
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597389
Spiders are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597391
I want to massage her back with oil and embed my handprints on that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a little confused by lantern's chapter "DAY IV-I
"

Was it a dream? Did he realy ust lay the last lilim and outlaw all monters from human lands? If so, then why is that al human state now going to war?

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>>15597349
>sketchkun's handholding lilim pic
His name is Latenight. Also, that Lilim pic has made its way to several boorus which is why it's popping up on different boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597389
Doesn't matter, I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597369
>not liking the biting
I want the fangs, I need the fangs. I make my BJ onahole bit me as hard as it can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597385
I'm glad you'll never have kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597336
Not really? Nobody would want to read about a drunkard Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597399
Spiders are both exciting and interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597404
You just don't understand the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597404
It was posted on April 1st.
It was an April Fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597389
Better dead than webbed.

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS

I LOVE DRAGONS

ALL OF THEM WOCKS WURMS RYUS

I LOVE ALL DRAGON BITS TOO

RYU BREASTS AND TAIL WURM CHARM AND SMILE WOCK THIGHS AND FEET

I LOVE DRAGONS SEND ME TO THE DRAGON KINGDOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597417
Oh. Y'know, it's bad form to leave april fools shit up after the date. Either way, if you're lurking, lantern, what's kind of process do you have for when you worldbuilding, if any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597414
Spiders are dumb, rude, disgusting and I will never trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buy monster girl slaves and make them into big breasted milk maids who get pampered when their chores are done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597414
I want to see a spider's horrified face as I Allah akbar myself to keep her from touching me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597425
But you're all of those things and they still trust you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15593528
Dang, it's a shame. I think pastebin must have auto-deleted it or something, I can't find it anywhere.
I really liked it, hope you get to that second chapter someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597418
>>15597425
>>15597428
I just don't understand the hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597408
>that gif
I hope an oni punches you sane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597429
Spiders and all other giant bugs are untrustworthy!


>>15597432
It's because Spiders are gross enough. So that means Spider girls would be even worse.

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>>15597432
IT'S FEAR. Don't you understand, are you not irrevocably afraid of something, nothing that frightens you to your very core? That's spiders for me, been that way all my life and I doubt it'll ever change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597423
He doesn't really. That's why it's such a mess. But the characters more than make up for it usually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597436
>>that gif
It's okay, she has a healing bite. It'll grow back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597414
This pic is perfect, everytime i see it I just want to do lewd things with her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597443
Being afraid of something isn't an excuse to be a sadistic bully, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597438
Its the girls who think no one could love them, that have the most love to give.

Also IRL spiders are not gross. The jumping kind are cute as fuck, and the sleek shelled kind are suave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597421
Marvelous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597445
Guro a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597444
Well its more interesting than anything I've managed to write so I was wondering if he had some kind of method

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597443
Im afraid of Orca whales. They premeditate murder, and torture thier food for fun before eating it.

Theres only enough room on this planet for one of our kind, and I plan on staying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597451
>Spiders of any kind
>Cute
Sorry anon, I kill every spider I see in my home because of my fear of those gross little monstrosities.

There is absolutely no way I could trust a Spider girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597408
Freddy a cute. She comes in two flavours too so it helps keep things fun in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597450
I'm not the one who breaks into houses and lurks on ceiling corners, toilet lids, doorknobs and gives birth in my fucking sink! Fuck spiders and fuck their sympathizers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597460
Same here, but not because they gross me out, but because they are trespassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597302
Few things would be better than having one tend to your every desire.
It's a shame that slimes don't get mentioned that often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597380
Just trying not to spoil one of the big moments of the series outright. Although it's true that the journey matters as much as the destination in this case.

>>15597380
Nothing at all. Nothing at all is wrong with DFC. In fact, some people would prefer her for various reasons. She just hasn't shown up on TV yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597460
Enough whining, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597459
>>15597451
>>15597432
>>15597414
>>15597389
Flammenwerfer.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597447
I find it incredibly amusing that spiders are so significantly affected by caffeine.
Regardless, such large spider girls would freak me out, especially if I found one suddenly living in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597469
No, you like a bad monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597462
Three, honestly. And every single one is perfect in it's own way.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared of spiders so no arachnid waifu for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597474
You are starting to sound like retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597460
Each to their own. I save every spider that ends up in my place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597459
>spiders
>not horrible torturers who liquefy their prey alive
>not horrid monsters who plant their eggs on paralyzed animals and have their young eat them while they're helpless
If you're a spider and you come near me you're getting shot, I'm American and I have rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597469
The amount of salt in this post makes me feel like we're talking to the dead sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597471
owtheedge.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597468
Woops, the bottom response was meant for
>>15597384

[Anonymous No.]

Slow down on the images fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597479
You're the one getting massively asshurt over people not liking what you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597478
Nobody asked you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597457
He wanted a semi-modern setting that still had the Order war and medieval fantasy stuff. That's pretty much the main premise it's all built around. It's just not justified very well. He would have been smarter leaving explanations out more than including them.

So what you need is an interesting premise more than anything. Don't confuse interesting ideas with good worldbuilding. Worldbuilding is how well the world fits together, the building part of worldbuilding. His doesn't really fit together that well. But it is a pretty cool place. That's what you're wishing for, a cool place and an interesting idea to call your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597482
You are a braver man than I, anon. I always blast every spider that I see while I'm watering my plants.

[Anonymous No.]

quick question, but can cool cats create kittens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597485
(will delete in due course)
I feel that this is highly appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597486
I like edgy and am not ashamed of that, what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597492
Irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597499
Go to bed, it's too late and you have school tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597489
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597504
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597459
Orcas also don't attack people in the wild.
They help whalers by chasing whales into the path of the harpoons in exchange for a few pieces like the tongue, as well as protect said whalers from angry whales and sharks should their vessels capsize. They'll even catch the men who can no longer swim due to exhaustion and hold them at the surface so they don't drown.

>tfw no Orca girl and her sisters to decide that I'm the male of their pod

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597501
I wasn't even the guy you were talking to. I was just pointing out that you're hilariously angry and defensive because some anons hate spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597483
They aren't intelligent enough creatures to premeditate murder though. Its reasonable to mistrust Orca whales, but spiders are easily handled.

As far as monstergirls are concerned, Arachne dont liquify prey. They just eat normal food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597511
Hey, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597512
That's metal as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597354
>>15597468
He says that but the truth is simply that the pink one is where it's at. She's also not part of best ship, so-

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597516
I want an arachne to liquify me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would spider girls be weak to water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597514
And I'm not that guy, but somehow I don't feel like a three word post constitutes "salt."
You sound like the kids who call everything "cringe."

[Anonymous No.]

>those shit art pictures clearly done to annoy people that weren't even deleted
>the sudden aggressive and angry posts over nothing at all
>the mentions of /d/ shit
Is the shitposter guy back or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597516
You don't have to post an image with every reply you know
>inb4 new thread
Death to spiders, that is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597514
Sure, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597512
Ive seen, with my own eyes, Orca whales capsize kayakers just for fun. They are delinquent as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597529
But I didn't reply to that post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597516
>not intelligent enough to premeditate murder
>hunters by nature
Tu que amigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597527
They just have to be very careful of their positioning, but in general I suppose they would be at even more of a disadvantage than us IF they had to tread water.

Excluding the types that can outright walk on water. Google-images it. It makes for some great photos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597530
I don't know, but I'm seeing a lot of post about burning and killing monster girls, maybe it's the MGU guy from the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597527
Diving bell spider girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597536
Fuck, I quoted the wrong post. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597541
Hunters by instinct.

Huge difference between planning a killing, and hunting for food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597551
Trapdoor spider
Assassin spider
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597523
Is this series any good? Also, source?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take raging mushrooms and manticore venom so I can fap enough to fill my bathtub with enough cum for my daughteru to swim in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597546
Also guys getting platinum mad because some anons don't like their favorite girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597527
>vodka ballons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597561
You sound kinda butthurt there, and don't reply to ded posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597554
You dont understand the concept of instinct. Dont tell me to go away when you have no idea.

Real spiders are practically mindless. They cant plan and execute a murder in the way that an Orca can. Not to mention that an Orca whale understands what it means to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597558
I don't think you need the mushroom for that, unless you're looking to give your daughter an aggressive semen pool dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Bagheera kiplingi arachne, nothing to fear from a herbivore spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597562
Why would you be bringing up Oni titties here? Not that it's a subject I don't like, but it's out of context and irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597566
I want to be raped by a gang of arachnes and orca girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597570
I don't know anon, filling a bathtub would take a LOT of cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597566
We get, you like spiders, some of us don't you can stop now you massive spaz, and don't even feign persecution cause that conversation was dead and you just started it again >>15597389 guess you just wanted to dump spidershit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597535
Looking very Spanish there.

Very Flamenco-esque.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get an Arachne out of your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597575
>you can't nail spiders with vodka balloons, only onis
Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597577
I'd rather fill a spider girl.
I'd want to make her feel like she's gonna burst.

[Anonymous No.]

>posts about literally burning monstergirls, and all the arguments are staying up
>every posts, no matter how polite or innocuous, which asks to conserve images, is deleted

What? That makes zero sense.

>>15597570
Anon, without magical enhancement, it would take months of dedication to fill up a bathtub with your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the difference between a wendigo and a kinwalker in /x/ terms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597584
Raid and lots of fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597590
Go ask /x/ you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597578
Not that guy, but out of the two of you, you sound like a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597578
Take a chill pill dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597588
I smell treachery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597591
That's it, you're going to the spider cuddle pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597573
>vegetarian spider
legit worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597578
Or you can admit you got educated, and fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597599
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597584
You send her to my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597599
You asked it motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597597
Don't know what you mean by that, but it's just such a weird thing to focus on deleting innocuous posts like that which remind people about keeping the threads cool, while ignoring this current spider shitstorm.
Granted, it's not really a big thread-burner, but still, it's really strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597592
I'm asking here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597606
But how would I get her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597594
They both are taking this way too far with the dumb insults, and for taking a single side in this stupidity I'd say you're the other guy samefagging to make it look like he has support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597604
>>15597607
No, you're going to be kissed and hugged and complimented until you stop being so rude and angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597611
You're not going to get your answer here you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597609
I dont see a problem with people posting monstergirls. There's discussion happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597616
Stop replying to the guro fag already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597535
But did they hurt the person in the kayak?
Like dolphins, they can be assholes, but there's only been one person reported to have been attacked by an orca, and that was a surfer in the 70's and the alleged orca immediately let him go.
I wouldn't recommend carelessly jumping into the water with them, because they are very large apex predators, but you're not likely to be attacked. Fucked with, maybe. They probably thought it was funny to make people shit themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597616
Do you want paladins? Cause that's how you get paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597616
I'll never stop being rude to spiders, they're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597617
>There aren't any crossies from /x/ in this thread who came here for the fear boners
unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597615
Your dumb insults are just that, and add no substance to the thread. You have no self awareness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597588
>every posts, no matter how polite or innocuous, which asks to conserve images, is deleted
Gee I wonder who it could be that wants us to use all our images as fast as possible, especially after we still managed to let the previous thread die a peaceful death with images left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597630
This still isn't the place to ask your off-topic bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597618
Yeah, but it really is peppered with lots of "No u", "stop being a baby", "no you're just butthurt".

And not the nice sort of peppering which gives it flavour. The sort of pepper which just makes the food taste like grit and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597609
>shitstorm
You guys have really gone pussy huh?
>don't know what you mean
Remember how we were booted from /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597622
>paladins
Cool, I'll go get the beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597623
What if they called you cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597584
Tel her about that newly opened S&M club

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597648
I still wouldn't like them, spider girls lie all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597466
I feel like it's a mixed blessing that they aren't mentioned as often. The last thing I'd want is for them to end up like Wurms.
Anyways, falling into a pool of them would be sublime. I'd be nearly impossible to escape their grasp, but it's not like I'd want to with the amount of control they would have over providing the maximum amount of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597653
But they mean it. You would be cute if you gave them a smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597632
>>15597640
Oh man, really? Not again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597634
I want the opinions of people with a mindset from both here and /x/, mostly here. How is this place not the place to ask, you vitriolic fuck?

Like, some of those skinwalker greentexts. Is that the kinda behavior a more traditional wendigo would have? I know for a fact we've talked about more monstrous acting wendigo here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597653
Yeah, if they say something like that I'm sure they would be lying..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597620
Nah, the Orcas just knocked them around, but didn't bite anyone.

Still doesnt mean I want to be alone with a super predator that's nearly as smart as we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597588
I actually had one of my image conservation posts deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597631
>say both of you sound like morons
>still think I'm the guy you were arguing with
No really, is the shitposter guy back? Because this is just aggression for the sake of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597657
Too bad, I can't give something I'm terrified a smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597659
I guess Latenight awandigo aside, they probably would act a bit more like that. More wild, maybe a little feral and spooky in the way they use their cloak to bend the rules of reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597653
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597658
Self-stroking.

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders a shit, get a matango, they're much nicer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597671
Not even for a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597675
Matangos are the squishiest of all the girls, not including slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597675
>antispiderfag has shit taste in girls
who would have thought it. Seriously what are you trying to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597677
Especially not for a kiss, I don't want a spider girl's lips anywhere near me.

They probably taste like blood and raw meat.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are lazy good for nothings who just lounge on their hoard all day in their underwear. Don't fall for the hype, they're losers!

[Anonymous No.]

What kinds of underappreciated girls would live in the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597684
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597691
she should get a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597685
>replying seriously to that post
You need to grow thicker skin or leave, not everyone has to like your waifu. Are you new? Cause you're acting painfully new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597692
Cacti.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a Jorougumo started to take your measurements?
I don't mean you walked into a tailor's and asked for a suit, I mean a Jorougumo approached you on the street with a tape measure and started taking measurements, only asking you if you minded after she had already started.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug a bunch of Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597703
They can't give hugs, they are anti yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597700
Your mistake is assuming only one person here likes spidergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597700
Can you imagine if this guy liked succubi back in /a/ or our early days here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597687
She does brush her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597703
Cactus dryads just want hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597705
Tell her to get her gross mitts off me and walk off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597721
I still won't like spider girls anon, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597692
Ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597705
I'd be nervous as fuck, but she'd never know. I'd just shrug it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597716
>missing the point this hard

>>15597718
[RAUGHING]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597725
Well she just wants to make you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

When is Cait Sith power hour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597730
Sorry, I just can't like spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597728
>she'd never know
She'd probably smell it on you, and it'd just excite her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597734
But there's no need to be so mean to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597734
Just punch him, he's like an arachnotaur witness or something.

[Anonymous No.]

You walking garbage pails have been having this banal back-and-forth for over a fucking hour. Drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597659
>I want the opinions of people with a mindset from both here and /x/, mostly here. How is this place not the place to ask, you vitriolic fuck?
Well you're about to get one.

>Like, some of those skinwalker greentexts. Is that the kinda behavior a more traditional wendigo would have? I know for a fact we've talked about more monstrous acting wendigo here.

Wendigos are usually just a North American version of a Ghoul, or in the case of Stephen King's Pet Semetary, a massive creature with a deer's head. KC's Wendigo, as I had said multiple times, is based on Lovecraft's Ithaqua. Ithaqua is just a giant monstrous creature that walks on the winds and summons snow storms to eat people.

Skinwalkers on /x/ are usually just fleshgait shitposts over actual skinwalkers. Fleshgaits inhabit the body/replace the person they're imitating similar to Edgar the Bug in Men in Black. They're exceptionally good at doing this, but at the same time they have to lure somebody away from the group.

Actual skinwalkers are just shamans/warlocks/medicine men who wear the pelts of animals to transform into them or murder blood relatives to do it. But to answer your question:

Wendigos in KC's lore act alot more like fleshgaits/goatmen than skinwalkers. While not directly malevolent pre-Demon Lord they probably intentionally made people pull a Blair Witch Project before eating them in the cold.

So in summary:

>Actual canon Wendigos would be cannibalistic little shits who inhabit NA woods and Canada
>They're skinwalkers if you want to count the fact they're wearing animal pelts to turn into Deersquatch
>You never really know true beauty until you see the Earth from space, or true terror until you hear somebody knocking on the door from the outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You ask them on comms who they are and they say they're Ramirez returning from a repair mission but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he's just as confused as you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597738
But they don't listen to words! How else am I going to tell her I'm not interested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597741
Anon, can I call you a fence sitter for old time's sake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597736
As long as she doesn't take offense to it.

Seriously. I like spiders, but physical contact has always been uncomfortable for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597750
Say no thank you. Screaming and flailing just excites them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597748
>Monsterboy image
>Giving an obnoxious retard what he wants
Wow anon, you're quite the fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597733
Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597705
Kinda depends on the situation, but if I were just moseying around town and she approached me, I would probably let her do her thing while mentally sweating bullets.
I would then put "throw myself at the nearest unmarried Ushi-Oni" on my to-do list with the highest priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597752
Maybe, just maybe, he's tired of watching an unending chain of "you're shit, no you're shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597761
Oh fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597760
Well given I go on here, /x/, and /tg/ I thought I'd shed some light for him? No need in being so upset, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597757
>but physical contact has always been uncomfortable for some reason.
Same. Normal people find being hugged and touched relaxing or pleasant, but I find it stressful and uncomfortable.
Knowing my luck I'd get stuck with a grabby monster like a Yeti or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597762
>throw myself at the nearest unmarried Ushi-Oni" on my to-do list
You're afraid of spiders but are gonna marry one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597771
>but I find it stressful and uncomfortable.
That's probably because you're legitimately autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597764
Thats not what happened though.

People said "I like thing"
Then other people said "Fuck you, thing is terrible"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597761
More, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597773
It's possible, but there are other factors too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597700
I was actually being ironic with that answer, but it seems this is extremely serious for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597774
The proper response at that point would have been to not reply, because they're clearly either baiting or trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597773
Some people just aren't into physical contact, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597760
Cut down on the salt, wanker.

>>15597748
Cheers. So there's no real conflict in playing a wendigo off like more of a /x/ styled skinwalker/fleshgait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597774
>i dont like spiders, burn cut myself!!!!
>they are cute :3
>no i hate them awww
>kawaiii uguu
Those two guys are stupid, an edgy and a retard going back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597773
Couldn't remember if it was an autistic or aspie thing. But yeah, I've heard something along those lines.

Either way, I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597784
People that were abused or raped? I have a friend with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597783
If you dont ask questions, you can never find understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597785
Not really, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597788
Relax, I'm the same way.
It's still stupid for us to be into monstergirls when we hate being touched, but maybe you're also in it solely for the fap fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597784
Well no shit if they have a good reason like >>15597790 said. But most of the time it's because they're on the spectrum.

Not trying to insult people who hate being touched, it's just a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597772
I mostly have an issue with Jorou-Gumos, not necessarily spiders in general. Those things freak me the hell out. At least Ushi-Onis are straight forward with their intentions.
I might substitute the spidercow for some other moderately aggressive MG, now that I think of it. I probably wouldn't be thinking straight when trying to get away from a Jorou-Gumo, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597748
>You never really know true beauty until you see the Earth from space, or true terror until you hear somebody knocking on the door from the outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You ask them on comms who they are and they say they're Ramirez returning from a repair mission but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he's just as confused as you are.

Terrifying. What's this Thing-esque thing a reference to, if anything?

Also, what the fuck? I was blocked for asking why posts about conserving images were being deleted. Can we not even be fucking curious about weird deletions now? Is the Janitor that goddamn paranoid or ego-crazy like >>15597674 says? And it's off-topic, even when I had an on-topic reply to another Anon in it?
What is even happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597791
Setsuna plssssss

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597790
It also can be personal preference.
People can like and dislike different things, oddly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

So shittalking monsters ain't allowed now? I'm seriously asking I'm not around as much as I used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597805
Anon pls shut the fuck up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597803
>it's just a fact
Is it? Because it sounds more like your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597813
Shittalking monstergirls and going on about the ways you want to slaughter them are two very different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597557
Hour-late reply - my apologies. This marvelous monstrosity is from Sousei no Onmyouji 16**.

The series itself? Simple, yet sublime.

The anime take the approach of breaking up that original enjoyment by rearranging some events, fleshing out some parts, a few outright fillers, etc.

I personally started with the anime, blazed through the manga and am now curious to see what additions the adaptation makes, since the story of both is really the same, thankfully.

I suppose the best thing would be to read the manga (precious new chapter incoming) and then watch the anime at your leisure OR read up to where each episode ends, as I'm doing for other series

**Seriously. You could see where all the budget for Sousei no Onmyouji 16 went. It was ABSOLUTELY worthwhile. The animation and voice work were silky smooth! Excellently expressive! Frighteningly fun to the battle's end!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597819
>opinion
Are you retarded? One of the symptoms of Autism is a strong dislike of physical contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597825
I'll check it out then, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597333
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597820
As long as you weren't guro'ish about it it wasn't a big deal, at most people would call you edgy, but I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary when shittalking spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when a snake girl gets too large to wrap herself around you while you and be your backpack

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597820
>ways you want to slaughter them
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597830
You're entirely welcome. Please enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597827
Yes, but there can be other reasons other than that or abuse. I know this is 4chan and anons love looking down on others, but diagnosing people with a mental illness based on a single personality trait is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597838
She becomes your Blanket instead.
Under her blankets.
And you'll have to squeeze into her sleeping bag during camping trips.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Kikimora enjoy being forced to wear a tiny micro skirt with no panties or would she be embarrassed about it?
Of course, traditional maid attire is available for when guests arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597827
Speaking as an actual autist, That's not true in all cases. I'm the biggest cuddlebug you'll ever see.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a Cheshire so hard she makes airhorn noises

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the alp district of MGC
>they're all pretending to be other monster species
We need to raise awareness, that alps shouldn't be ashamed of their alpness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597847
So I was right, you're a retard that didn't pay attention to the rest of the post.

>>15597858
That's very true, however I just went with the most likely assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597847
I want a rich vampire to look down on me! i want her to tell me she is always right and I'm wrong because I'm a boy and I'm poor! Then the cuddlerape begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597868
Gonna punch alps!

Someone post the image of stalker guy abut to whack one with a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597827
>dislike physical contact
>was tested for autism at a younger age and it turned out I wasn't
It may be a symptom, but just as a cough doesn't mean you have lung cancer, a dislike of intimacy doesn't necessarily mean autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597873
>So I was right, you're a retard that didn't pay attention to the rest of the post.
Looks like I was the one who was right. You just want to insult and look down on people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597818
I just want to know why the Janitor is going all on out such a crusade like this. By the very particular habit of the posts he deleted, it's like he wants these threads to eat through images as fast as possible to create new ones.
I don't even care about the image limit that much, but that whole situation just isn't a good thing for /mgt/.

It really is just like /a/, where you have a moderation member doing their best to make things worse and more miserable for the users. When just being curious like that gets you blocked, in tandem with the above point, it really just sucks your enthusiasm for visiting these threads away. Enough to make one want to give up on them outright.

I know we all used the feedback system to try and sort this out, but the only mod response we got from that is "Nah, who cares about what courtesies you might've had in these threads. Flood /jp/ with more generals and splinter your posters into multiple dead threads and groups to kill discussion until archival, where you'll move onto an OP made by either a newfag or a person who made it before archival to spite /mgt/ as a whole."
It's really obvious the mods don't care at all about if these threads burn or become the worst general trash on 4chan, if /a/ didn't make that obvious.

Well, I already got blocked anyway, which means the inevitable hammer is looming overheard. Fuck it, in for a penny. Might as well make one last plea to the thread to listen.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let a "Mary Poppins" Kikimora watch your kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597887
There is nothing wrong with looking down on a retard that refused to learn context and instead wants to make baseless assumptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597891
Making a post like this isn't going to help at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597868
I want to go to the alp harlem in the alp distric with sign saying "i hate alps".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597892
Will she rape them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597892
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597891
I believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

It sure is stuffy in here, isn't it?

More importantly, the contrast created by small horns on a (perceivably) tall Oni is simply wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597899
>>15597902
A spoon full of sugar helps the raging mushroom go down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597891
Considering all thirty 2hu threads should be corralled into one, I dont think they give a fuck about board quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597895
>baseless assumptions
Oh the fucking irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597910
>Making an assumption based on scientific fact is equivalent to you going "Y-You just want to look down on people!"
Why are you so defensive about a non-issue that would have ended had you not butted in and started acting retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the thread being especially shitty and angry today? Have people come off bans or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597908
I still don't see what is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

She's awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597892
4 out of every 5 Kikimora will kidnap boys that they were assigned to watch over

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597920
That fatty needs to go to the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597904
I like my girls with big black horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597914
It was more that you were making assumptions in the first place.
Also, you sure love throwing the word "retarded" around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597923
t. shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597898
Be proud of your alpness! Fuck you best friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597920
Smaller more compact cat when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597923
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597805
It's a fake quote from an astronaut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597924
>>15597933
Bullies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597917
It's all part of the slow decay of being a general. I'm tempted to start using filters and only pick up the OC we get, but then I remember we have the wordpress for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves should just cover their ears with hair and pretend to be human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597926
as·sump·tion
əˈsəm(p)SH(ə)n/
noun
plural noun: assumptions

1.
a thing that is accepted as true or as certain to happen, without proof.
"they made certain assumptions about the market"
Not seeing where making an educated guess means assumption here.

Also, are you seriously miffed over the word "retarded" being used on fucking 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be a cute alp
Do you anons like big or small boobs? I ask for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597920
when the cat is awake you must hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597933
You want a lapcat, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597944
The permanent smell of rape cum would always out them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597944
Nah, I quite like elf ears. Remember what happened the last time an elf wasn't good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597948
alps are for making fun of their large breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597954
What a cute cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597942
Really? What else did you wanted to do? Take a shower, maybe? Play a game? Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Succubi they are really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597948
The answer is "go to /y/"

This is already shitpost central right now even without actual faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597926
>>15597947
Ladies, you're both fucking faggots. Can we go back to bitching about spiders or whatever now? Because that was slightly less annoying than retarded guy vs dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597964
Your taste is shit! Die in a fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597956
If they act human they will never be raped
>>15597957
Nothing bad happen last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597960
>alps are for making fun of.
The sentence should have ended there. Alps are relegated to woobie status. They fit the role too well to not be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597964
Alices are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597970
Okay anon, but I really do like them. How about you, do you like Succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597969
You should probably focus on this faggot >>15597926 that kept dragging on a conversation that was already over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597964
Succubi are plain and boring compared to the other species.
Also, they only care for sex and will probably fuck any guy who offers them their food. Which is sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Never worry about a Yan Alice because after she rapes you she forget so if you are ever stalked by a yandere hope she is an Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597971
>If they act human they will never be raped
I have my doubts, anon. The desire to be manhandled by orcs or otherwise is too great to deny. I'm an expert on these things from years of intense research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597977
Yeah, I like them. I was just trying to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597978
You were still replying to him and his shit arguments though. Is this a last word thing or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597980
I like their plainness and I don't see it a boring but a nice system.

> they only care for sex and will probably fuck any guy who offers

You could say that about every monster, Succubi aren't unique in that regard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597964
> call a succubus "cute" when she was going for "sexy"
Rapes you until you admit she's sexy
> call a succubus "sexy" when she was going for "cute"
Rapes you because that's just what succubi do when a guy has sex on the brain

They're OK I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597920
Cuddle the cuddle cat!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make sure my Elf childhood friend never gets raped, because friends don't let friends get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597964
Now this nigga speaks to me.
>dumping mana in the village water supply
>encouraging the youth to explore each other's bodies
>stealing all the paladin helmets right off their heads and replacing them with warm panties
>putting lewd pictures in the clergy's holy books
having sex in the town square while taking the fallen god's name in vain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597942
To be honest I thought the Wordpress died, and I'm not saying that to disparage anybody. It's just it pulled a Ms. Cleo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597985
Oh, you are expert in orc cum?
You are talking about p'orc femcum, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597994
I'm gonna jab you with a needle full of raging mushroom extract and laugh at you while you turn her into your onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598006
But that is rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597970
You warm my heart.

>>15597971
More like you don't remember, girls died anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597994
So all boys should have monstergirl friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598003
>To be honest I thought the Wordpress died
That's only because there's rarely anything new for it to report anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598017
exactly because you pretend to date so monsters don't rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598004
I'm simply an expert in the holy doujin scriptures. And they say elves are for raping.
P'Orcs a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598010
The laughing or the stabbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598020
But then the fake girlfriend rapes you instead.
MYTH BUSTED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598024
Both, you don't know he might be allergic to mushrooms and you almost kill the guy and forced the elf friend to care for her sick best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598023
P'orks a great, I love girls whose shit is slappable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597999
>>15597964
>Be Paladin fighting a Succubus
>She pranks you by ripping off your helmet and replacing it with her soaked panties, giving you a dramatic "Oh NoOOooOo~"
>BUT LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW
>THE ULTIMATE PERVERTED BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH YOUR VEINS!
>Muscles bulge! Cock goes erect! Steam. Fucking. Everywhere!
>FUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
>Succubus' face turns to horror as you rape her ragged, even going so far as to play her ass like bongo drums with your HANDS OF FATE
>When the panties finally drop off your head, you calm down, trying to figure out why the hell you're naked or why your eyebrows are in a scowling expression
>It hurts getting slapped by a Succubus' blueberry hand
"You idiot!"
>Wait what, you made me do it lady
>She's making an "O" with one hand and forcing her index finger through it
"When a man and monster do this sort of thing you have to kiss first!"
>Paladin.exe has crashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598029
Why would she rape, when she came up with the plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597999
>mischievous succubus and cheshire working together to prank the whole town
>You swear you can hear 'Nya ha ha's' and 'Oh ho ho's' at night
>everyone wakes up with glasses and mustaches drawn on their face in permanent marker
>sometimes a dick for variety
>hats get replaced with the cock hat
>all sweaters replaced with key hole sweaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598023
Oh, you are just faggot then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598042
so the Succubus kisses him right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598046
I want to sacrifice myself to them so they'll stop bothering my village so much.
Do they both have big butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598054
no why else were they pranking everyone

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run up to a succubi with huge tits and just slap them as she's minding her own business!
I want to run away from her as she stands there too shocked to move!
I want to hear her gasp out "what in the ACTUAL FUCK!?" In a rage at being treated in such a way!
The phantom tit slapper strikes again!
I'll be bigger than the serial hugger!
That dried up old lady of a yeti will have nothing on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597987
That Succubi is very lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

I like pure and innocent monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598031
>make anon sick
>watch with binoculars as the elf tenderly cares for him unaware of the arrowtip aimed square at her ass
>launch
>beautifully it cuts though the air and finds its mark
>the elf's ears perk momentarily and then droop and the enchanted silver works its magic
>see anon go pales though the binoculars as his friend turned rapist has her way with his sick body
You're not exactly hindering me here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598069
Anon you're not a nice person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598069
Why do you want them to rape so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598068
You cant trust "pure" monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598056
Because everyone was mocking them for having such fat asses.
Also because it helps get them off. They won't need it if I'm pounding them for half the day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598068
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597920
Colored version of pic-related when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598074
I bet I could trust an Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598065
She's not trying to be. You're the one who bought her such a short dress

[Anonymous No.]

If it's one thing that's kind of annoying about a "foreigner in zipangu" story is it's worse than the novel Bushido

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598072
You just figure that out?

>>15598073
I joined Deruella's side.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Cheshires go to pranking school so they don't hurt people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598069
I ask my lich friend to alp you and them you join these threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598050
...N-nuh uh. You are.
Pay no attention to the alp behind the curtain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598054
anon don't be silly, they'll take you into their ranks and train you to be a mischief maker. The three of you will make yourselves known as The Prank Patrol and leave a trail of chaos and sensible chuckles in your wake

Along with fierce public orgies, can't forget about those

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598069
maybe their Platonic Love will help them overcome the drugs and not rape each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598082
I wanna grope the cuddle cat!
I wanna feel up her thighs and rear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598096
I don't know about that anon. That might have to wait for after they give birth to my daughterus.
Because there's no way they're not getting mating pressed, impregnated, and married.

[Anonymous No.]

Would anything be worse than a father waking up one day to discover that his daughter has been monsterized and is now riding him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598090
yes because the tears a cheshire will cry when she hurts her crush and not to be taken lightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598100
That's a good way to get her to shove your head between her massive milk jugs and ride you until there's a you shaped imprint on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598062
>you're a successful pervert criminal
>you've slapped or groped every species in the city
>the ones you can outrun, anyway
>one day, you see a harmless looking yeti standing around in an alley
>too easy
>you sneak up on her, raise your hand, and prepare to feel the sweet sensation of soft flesh rippling after that delightful sharp noise. To see that oh-so pleasing look of shock and surprise on her face before you turn and run.
>you swing your arm, but as you do the yeti turns her head to face you at a terrifying speed
>a sweet, yet horrifying expression is on her face
>you realize your hand never hit its mark, it's resting in a massive white paw
>oh no
>oh god no, she can't be!
>"So we finally meet, my dear."
>a cruel smile spreads across her face
>"you're looking very pale right now. Are you feeling cold?"
>you begin to panic, but she's too strong to shrug off
>"I think someone needs a hug."
>you're found the next day, whimpering on the floor in that very alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598094
So this is an alp who loves to fap to doujinshis of orc cocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598111
Id say things worked out better than expected. Now I get MG bucks from the gov'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598092
Doesn't work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598114
All the better!
Just means she'll get tired and I can give her a feast in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598113
Hell hath no fury like a Cheshire who just found out who the bullies who hurt her beloved crush are.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you remove the incest porn from your daughteru's stash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598082
Look out, the cuddle cat will get you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598098
And maybe tomorrow we'll wake up and find monsters are real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598111
Waking up to find out his daughter's been monsterized and is riding the neighbor boy instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598126
But it was her fault he went into the room with all the bullies after telling him a gift was waiting there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598128
>Not wanting to make sure your daughteru has a pleasant and smooth first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598129
I wish the THICC meme would die already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598098
>Platonic Love
that is a concept foreign to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598121
It has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598128
Should you be worried if there is alp porn in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598128
Would you be interested in buying homemade father/daughter porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598129
>A perverted and mischievous Cheshire with a Cuddle Cat body will never ride your face while sucking your dick with a smug smile on her face.
>You'll never feel her massive ass pressed against your face while she grinds her pussy in tempo with your tongue.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598138
Just swap her incest porn for childhood friend porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598140
And your dad wishes he used condoms that one night but we can't all get what we want can we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598126
She'd just join in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598143
It doesn't and stop with the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598140
Nobody even say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598144
She's holding it for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598137
She was planning to surprise him by popping out of a locker and confessing, but the bullies showed up and beat him up while she looked on in horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598140
People will never stop drawing thick chicks even if the thicc meme dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598150
>getting this mad
we've just had one set of deletions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598156
>beat him
they beat him off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598128
But I'm the one who bought it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598152
It's not bait, I just thought you cared so much for them you would like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598160
The bullies are human anon. Cheshire had to watch her beloved anon get the shit beat out of him by Chad Thunderpraise from Paladin Prep. and his buddies.
She's going to pour Hot Sauce all over their condoms, among other horrible things before going to visit Anon in the infirmary.

[Anonymous No.]

So Mindflayers are adorable right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598169
Not even a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598116
What's so bad about hugging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598172
I think they are the most adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598169
Only the loliflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598128
How about you die in a fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598179
but you need to get her to stop having that silly incest kink

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598174
>he doesn't know about the serial hugger
That or you're a butthurt yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598169
Only the single ones.

Nobody wants to see a dripping squid garter, that you know is currently inside the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598169
When caged and dropped somewhere in the mariana trench.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a mindflayer's husband is under the influence of raging mushrooms while in squid form?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Mindflayers need hugs because they aren't hugged often

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598183
What if I want to be that squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598184
So she is going scuba diving? A wetsuit can look sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598185
He becomes the true tentacle hentai hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598181
If by stop you mean encourage and by silly you mean freaking hot then you have my full support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598181
Whats a good approved incest list for the daughter then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598117
>Alpified hikki spends all day online wearing a tanktop and shorts that haven't been washed in weeks.
>Still in denial about the change as she continues browsing ero doujins after calling people fags and tell them they have shit taste on message boards
>Refuses to acknowledge the fact that she's started self inserting as the girl and bitches about the amount of mosaic censored cocks.
>Entire room has taken on distinct coombined smell of sweat, vaginal fluids, and ramen noodles.
>The feeling of dread becomes worse and worse as the supply of tissues begins to dwindle at an alarming rate.
>They night they run out becomes one that goes down into history books as the day a single, odd smelling alp went on to rape entire city blocks.
>She wakes back up in her room with no recollection of the nights events after going venturing out. All but distinctly forgetting to pick up more tissues....and more chicken ramen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598194
Daughterus need to get out of their incest phase and go date the nice neighbor boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597391
THICC
H
I
C
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598188
Thats fine, but its still gross in public.

[Anonymous No.]

I always cover my ears when mindflayers are nearby, fuck their feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598198
Childhood friend romance is the best. I wouldn't want to deprive my daughteru of that like I was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598198
Unless the neighbor boy wants my foot in his ass he'll get his own kool aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598129
Gonna impregnate the cuddle cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598128
But if I remove all the incest porn she'll have no other outlet for her perverted fantasies than to actually incest me.

It's a pressure valve, anon. It allows her to let off steam, rather than bottling all those sexual frustrations up until she explodes and... err... 'acts out'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598205
>Depriving your daughteru the purest of loves.
You're a real monster and a real shitty father anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598182
I really don't see why a dumb hug would cause that reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598212
>doesn't fuck his daughteru
>thinks he has any say on parenthood
I bet your wife is human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598211
Good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598214
It's because she doesn't ask for permission before hugging people into submission.
Do you know how many people she's ruined for marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598200
Public sex is best anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598215
People like you are the scum of the fucking planet. Daughterus aren't meant to be dicked and I'll never dick mine.
How's your waifu feel about you being an unfaithful bag of busted cocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598217
It's just a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598219
>People like you are the scum of the fucking planet
Nice opinion
>Daughterus aren't meant to be dicked
Objectively false
>and I'll never dick mine
I don't care
>spoiler
Get a new complaint

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk Monster Girls are trustworthy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598214
Are you new to the threads? The serial hugger is a yeti who gives such nice hugs to unwilling men that they end up traumatized. In her worst attacks she even hugs their monster wives too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598224
But it's just a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598222
Not him, but having a cuck for a wife is a pretty valid reason to call you out. Getting a new complaint won't erase the old one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598221
How do you even have internet access on your frozen mountain cave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597868
Some alps aren't satisfied with just being alps. They gotta be alp dragons. Alp wans. Alp liliraunes. Kunoichis, nereids, amazons, alices, vampires, demons, liches, fucking arch alps!

It's madness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597185
>Expecting people to even touch Oomukade after Alp ruined them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598223
They may be a lot more touchy-feely than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598219
nig nog, MG waifus encourage family activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598223
When they're drunk is when they're at their most honest, so in a way they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598226
>but it's just a rape
>but it's just a murder
>but it's just a hollywood remake

This is you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598219
What's your name? I want to name my next incestual offspring in your honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598230
Ruining good species by associating them with Alp shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598228
>cuck wife
Nice meme and assumption
>valid reason to call you out
More nice opinions

[Anonymous No.]

How do monster girls pick their husbandos when they prefer the strong, reliable types who can protect their smiles no matter how strong they are themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598229
But I live on a small island on the west coast of Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

Zombies are nice anyone want to talk about zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598235
Hugs aren't anywhere near that. You guys are crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598223
They have a slightly higher chance to fall over and start masturbating instead of doing anything bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598245
Zombies are for cuddling until one day you wake up with a Wight in your arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598241
By beating them/having their shit beat out by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598242
Of course, in exile from the mainland like Napoleon because of KGA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598242
>admitting to living in a cold place
>sees nothing wrong with the serial hugger
This post is suspicious as fuck. I'm glad we have anonymous IPs right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598252
Can we stick to zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598240
>Assumption
I guess I am assuming your wife isn't dead or gone, but its a fair assumption to make. And if she isn't she's a cuck for allowing her husband to fuck another woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598248
Was it hard finding a keyboard for those fucking massive yeti fingers?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598231
> have written multiple things with Oomukades
Welp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598258
But wights are intelligent enough to pass for a zombie without any one being the wiser. Hell she could be a wight for a straight century before you begin to suspect your zombie is a tad too capable.

[Anonymous No.]

The classic "dick the daughteru/don't dick the daughteru" debate is rather nostalgic. But I think I'd personally side with the "Don't" camp. That's mostly due to actually having a daughter. But really, if you're talking about MGs, general logic and modern societal ethics/moral just kind of get lost. So hey, go crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598264
Wights are shitty haughty noblewomen while zombies are the average undead and don't need to be brainless wanderers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598259
>I guess I am assuming your wife isn't dead or gone
There's your problem
>but its a fair assumption to make
Cause we're all KC hardliners right?
>And if she isn't she's a cuck for allowing her husband to fuck another woman
suppose by definition I cannot argue that. There's nothing wrong with that though.
>inb4 you misconstrue my post

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire Mistress tells you she's pregnant after the sex she demanded from you and asks if you wish to be her King of the castle in a tsundere manner

[Anonymous No.]

I'm powerless against dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598261
Do not bully the Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598254
But anon.
I'm KGA. Still a dumb fucking name.

>>15598256
The west coast isn't actually that cold, especially if you're close to the US border.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598267
Stop being reasonable, you're giving me a hernia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598270
Your Zombie's personality wouldn't change if she became a Wight, she'd just be more coherent and soft.
And she'd be just as much of a cuddlebug as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598195
I'm gonna save the city by delivering her pizza and chinese food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIDHFbjQ93A

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598273
But I'm her slave, not a king. I can't handle that responsibility. Besides, she's better at that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598267
The argument goes haywire when you consider spirit energy. Do young MGs need it for proper development? Do they not? Do they have over developed sex drives? Are they far more intelligent than human children?

There's just too many unanswered questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598273
Kiss her on the forehead and ask her why she took so long to ask.
Then princess carry her to the bed and cuddle her all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598261
But anon, I'm not a Yeti. I just don't see why a small thing like a awkward hug from a stranger would be that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598262
At this point, that's like saying "Try not to set fire to this pile of ashes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598280
She'd still be a shitty wight instead of a nice zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598290
No, really. Are you new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598245
Ghoul >>>>>>> Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598270
>Wights are shitty haughty noblewomen
This meme needs to fucking die already. What this anon said >>15598280

>>15598272
Well, I'm neutral towards dicking the daughter if the wife isn't in the picture. I mean, it's not NTR if your wife is dead. Well, don't kill her just to fuck your daughter that would be pretty twisted. and you don't want a vengeful, corned yan wisp on your ass.

>inb4 you misconstrue
There's plenty incriminating without me having to twist your words

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598291
Its not that bad.
I've seen worse.

Much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598273
Run off with my dhampir daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598292
Boy, stop hatin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598262
I'm tired of this meme post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598261
Yetis would have to use keyboards the size of a desk to type, or use a speech-to-text program with a Yeti mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598295
No, it's just always seemed dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598300
It's not a meme, it's fact.
>>15598303
Stop telling me I can't have a zombie then.
You can have your product of a broken class system and I can have my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598310
Pretty much all of the threadcanon here is stupid as fuck, what do you want from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598311
That wasn't me dude. I just chimed in to say stop hating.

There's nothing wrong with Wights or Zombies. Im a will o wisp guy myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598307
imagine a yeti playing vidya while using text to speech
she'd have to say every letter out loud and multiple times to play an fps
>"w, w, w, w!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598301
The shitstorms aren't the only thing to contend with, remember. Slowly but surely, the fibres of this thread are unwinding. And some certain individuals are just pulling the frayed ends apart faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598285
That's true. Just saying it's hard not to be biased, given my own position and the lack of answers to those very questions. Hypothetically, if your daughteru needed papas dickin' to grow up strong and well developed, then yeah. Not dicking the daughteru would be getting you a visit from the MG CPS. Which... to be honest, sounds like it would make for a somewhat hilarious story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598320
>damn snowdarkies yelling into their mics again
>GO BACK TO YOUR MOUNTAIN CAVE WITH YOUR 400 PING

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598329
>snowdarkies
Don't be racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598311
>It's not a meme, it's fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>Over a month and KC hasn't updated his Enty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598302
You'll break her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598300
Your imagination is limited, there's more than one way to dick the daughteru.

Her and the waifu
Waifu wants you to
Waifu left you
Waifu died
Waifu mistreats you and your daughteru comforts you
You found the girl and raised her as such
She rapes you
In vitro SE
You left the monster that raped you and your daughteru tracked you down
Assuming someone's "cheating" on the wife shows how little you think. And people who call it NTR can fuck right off let me tell you that.

[Anonymous No.]

Monoeyes are my monolove

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598323
After leaving for long stints of time I get more and more surprised that the threads have lasted as long as they have without becoming worse than they are. There are still other places to go to, though. And it doesn't really look like the scene itself will be going dead any time soon. Compared to those other places, I'd still prefer to hang around here though. For the most part I've grown to like you autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598332
Yep, exactly what I said. They're supposed to be upper class, which will only come with the garbage kind of corruption and arrogance you get with that kind of thing.
Also, monsters are supposed to be hedonists and in general favor anarchy instead, so what purpose is there in having snob monsters then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598322
If i had a dollar for every doomsaying post I read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598323
>We received an anonymous tip that you've been neglecting your daughters spiritual health. We dont need to tell you how important this is for childhood development. We've confiscated your condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise the daughteru to want to marry a good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598281
Prepare to be awkwardly tipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598285
>>15598323
>I have never read about this subject in the world guide but I'll give my opinion each time it comes up
I am legit miffed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598345
>without becoming worse than they are

Ahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598352
>marry a good man
you are doing a great job at making sure she won't marry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598350
Is it doomsaying when there's proof in this very thread? Or rather, this thread's archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598355
please, edify us Mr.Smartypants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598342
>Her and the waifu
>Waifu wants you to
Cuckoldry
>Waifu left you
>Waifu died
Already mentioned those
>Waifu mistreats you and your daughteru comforts you
What kind of beta bitch stays with an abusive woman?
>You found the girl and raised her as such
Eh. I already stated my neutrality towards this scenario
>She rapes you
Bitch is getting a stern talking to that may or may not end in disowning. That is if the waifu doesn't snap first.
>In vitro SE
Nani?
>You left the monster that raped you and your daughteru tracked you down
What if you're already in another relationship?

It is NTR. Hypothetically speaking, you r waifu gives birth to a on and you come home to find your son fucking your wife. Is it or is it not NTR? Revere the roles, the outcome is still the same. A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens the the monster mother steps out to go buy smokes and never comes back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598347
So, what. does the process of wighting a zombie require so much energy, not because you're transforming her, but rewriting history itself to make her become born of the upper class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598345
Derp. Meant to link >>15598322

>>15598358
It could be a lot worse than it is right now. At least there's still some OC and things haven't become a stagnant pile of circlejerking.

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>>15598366
Like I said, fuck right off, No one shall stop the daughteru getting the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598361
>it's another the mods wants us out post
Go ahead, get banned again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598347
Have you forgot vampire exist? The all time classic noble monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598363
Which one are you, ask what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598372
Hey, I can't actively stop you from having shit taste. I can tell you how shit your taste is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598366
Stop pushing this, if you don't like harems/dicking daughter just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598379
I just asked you. redpill us on proper mg daughteru care according to the world guide, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598367
You carry your daughteru on your shoulders and become father/daughter bounty hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598374
I never said that. All I'm saying is, proof of people's actions tells a very definite story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598347
I remember you, you are the same guy that was sperging about wights a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598382
I just think cockoldry is a shit tier fetish with a shit tier fanbase and I would rather not see it infect the thread further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598385
What "actions"? People like you doomsaying? We had those since we first came to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598366
Excuse me sir but you are in fact using the wrong term, you instead should be using Cuckquean to describe the wife of a daughteru dicker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598347
The profile entry doesn't really give the picture wights are dickish at all, unlike vampires or something.
The most haughty thing they do according to the profile is flaunting their beauty to the other high class monsters, and even that's partly the wight saying that her husbando pounds her like the fist of an angry god.

Honestly pretty much every story or greentext featuring a wight I've seen gets them totally wrong.

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>>15598391
The only cuckfag I'm seeing here is you.

[Anonymous No.]

Always with the daughteru dicking discussion. We need to discuss dicking your blood-related/ monstergirl sister more often.

Actually, on this note. How many stories about MG sister incest are there? I can only think of one off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598395
This guy hates them because he has to deal with rich people irl, he already said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598396
What did I say? Shit. Tier. Fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598403
Oneesan Love is objectively best love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598274
I love how there is one or two dragons popping up in the middle of every discusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598405
Okay? Then go away.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a rare blood type so would I get paid well to sell some to a fancy vampire banquet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598392
I've already mentioned where you can go to see what's happened already. How any allusions to such things in the thread vanish entirely. How so many people have tried to speak against it and been silenced.
Doomsaying implies an end to these threads. I'm more implying an end to these threads as we know and care about them.

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>>15598383
>the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>monsters don't go through the growth process that human girls go through in which they scorn or avoid their father, perhaps for that reason, their devilish nature may end up awakening to their own father, and there are also girls who will have sex with their father and try to get spirit energy. Monsters raised that way will grow dramatically more powerful and possess far more demonic energy than those raised only on normal food

>Every monster mother deeply loves her children, who are crystallizations of the love they share with their husband. Monster mothers always wish for the happiness of their children. They want their own cute daughters to grow to be more lewd and lustful like a fine monster, and spend their days in happiness as monsters who drown in the pleasure of sex with men. As far as other monsters besides the mother are concerned, it's a thing to be joyfully welcomed when monster children show an early interest in human men and sex.

>Also, the obscene, depraved sight of the little girls who become prisoners while repeatedly having sex after that is regarded as wonderful by monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious

>In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.

>Desire for one's own father is not to be denied, and incest is never condemned. As far as monsters are concerned, if one has desire for a specific man, then one should act on the urge and have sex with him. Even if it's ones own father, etc. , it won't be a problem. On the contrary, the desire for a man takes highest precedence, and it's unthinkable to discard it over something as trivial as “blood connection.”

>Additionally, the birth of a monster of a “sudden mutational race” is a very joyous thing for mothers. Generally monsters of sudden mutational races have a peculiar nature, and possess high abilities, so they are also welcomed by all monsters. Harboring a new devilish nature and eventually using her new body and abilities during sex, the daughter will be able to produce a new pleasure. Monster mothers who want their own daughters to be more lascivious are overjoyed at the prospects of their daughter's future just as if it were their own, and it makes their hearts dance.

Literally all positive, denying the daughteru the D is what's wrong.

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>>15598403
Clear those cookies, onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598403
How can you have a blood related MG sister? the math just baffles me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Arguing about daughteru dicking again
You know what we need to discuss more? Dicking your blood-related monstergirl sister.

On this note, how many stories do we even have about MG sister incest? I can only think of one off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598421
>denying the daughteru the D is what's wrong.
No, it's the best thing you could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598274
I love how there is one or two dragons popping up in the middle of every discusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598427
I'm game, just get ready for
>muh monsterboys
>muh human births

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598420
This is just an opinion now, you have a personal vendetta against moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598424
You had a regular human sister and then Mamanobama got elected in 2008.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys don't scare the ghost girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598403
Why did this get deleted, of all the posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598421
Thank you, thats what I wanted and expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598432
Monsterboyfag pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598424
If she's your imouto? Very easily. Either she or your mother got corrupted after you were born. If she's your onee-san, then either time traveling shenanigans or she got corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598440
You were fucking with me from the start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598438
He didn't deleted those cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598423
I have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598445
He was banned then? How can one tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598424
Mindflayer sister edits out the details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598427
There is that story from seafom, I think it was from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598433
When did I mention anything about that? You're putting words in my mouth.

All I'm saying is, choices have been made, wherever out of spite or ignorance, by certain people, which are the complete opposite of beneficial to these threads. It's happened not only on /jp/, but also on /tg/ and /a/, and have all had very similar themes.

And if you've seen the damage and destruction those choices have made, then you wouldn't be making defensive statements towards certain parties like you might possibly, maybe, potentially be making now.

[Anonymous No.]

So do undead sleep or do they just watch you the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>go to a cave because of curiosity
>see a dragon tied up in the middle of a huge room of top of a magic circle
>she tells you to go out as there is nothing for you to see here
>you ignore her and wander around the huge complex
>she's just there looking at you roam around
>you just can't help but ask her why this huge place was awfully empty
>she let out a small chuckle before telling her story
>over a century ago this once her lair filled with treasures from falllen kingdoms
>one day the order came and somehow managed to seal her
>she tells you that the seal constantly drains her strength and mana just enough for her to be conscious
>she started to cry as she tells you how she just watched her horde slowly being plundered as she just lie there helplessly
>she tells you that you're the first human to go there since the last of her horde was taken 100 years ago
>you hear on a small voice begging you to end her misery as being sealed in this place is her personal hell
>you feel the great despair and depression on her voice
>you tell her that it will be hard as normal weapons wont do anything to a dragon
>she answers that she has been weakened enough that a simple iron sword to the heart will kill her
>you think about it for a while
>you think that you cold teach her to live again, but then again you barely know any happiness that life is to offer
>so you have decided for an action
>you had lovers suicide with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598448
4chan gives you unique identifiers in the form of cookies. If you get banned, swap IPs, then come back, you'll be auto-banned because the site still recognises your unique cookies.

Not that guy but it's pretty easy to tell since his post has no obvious offenses but got nuked almost instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598448
If you look slightly below that post, you'll find another one whose contents are almost identical to the deleted one.
He probably deleted it because of a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598451
I don't understand why that story gets brought up so much, sure his father was pretty much a monsterboy, but the MC who the focus is on was human, not even an incubus, human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598444
Nah, I was the guy vouching for dicking the daughteru. I didn't know there was official word on the topic, so I was legitimately asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598455
You probably shouldn't do that with someone you just met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598451
Exactly the one I was thinking of.

[Anonymous No.]

I like slimes they seem to be maximum comfy to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598453
Why so cryptic, make a pastebin with all of this crazy ideas and add monsterg girls to it. And don't forget to post it here. Call it "Dicking Ex".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598454
They sleep because they want to be more human.

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>>15598403
>be the only son in a happy human family
>then your mother gets sick, she never gets better, but never dies either
>she's always in pain however and it kills you inside
>then monsters happen and integrate quite peacefully into society
>huge advancements are made in medicine
>including curing your mother
>the process would include her becoming a monster however
>fast forward nine months later and you're back at the hospital with your mother
>however you're welcoming your new manticore little sister into the world
I will continue when I get back on my computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598460
I just like that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598455
That was really stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598458
Oh. But cookies are super easy to delete. Even easier than swapping an IP. Is it only there to catch out the people who IP change but don't clear cookies? Because that kind of selective stupidity seems kind of rare.

>>15598459
The dragon one here?
>>15598413
>>15598431
I think he just deleted his post because he forgot the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598455
That's so dumb.

>not drawing dicks on the seals to break them
>not going there everyday to cook and clean, carefully taking care of her
>not grabbing every shiny you find and adding to her hoard
>not being happy when she finally recovers her strenght

It's like you won't even give your life for dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598469
so she fake sleeps and makes snore noises on purpose how cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598471
Me starting to like mother/son incest is one of my biggest fears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598454
Well I hope they can sleep or hibernate or something, spending 8 hours every day doing absolutely nothing would make a few screws go loose sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598476
>Is it only there to catch out the people who IP change but don't clear cookies?
Yes but there are other cookies that do other things too.

>Because that kind of selective stupidity seems kind of rare.
It happens more frequently than you'd think. It usually gets most people once before they learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598477
Yeah, I deleted mine because I forgot the ritual of good luck lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598460
Because it made zero sense that monstergirl+monsterboy=regular human child. People said that even when it was new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598484
when you are aseep the undead party

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598434
>>15598442
Yep, Im a dummy.

That would be a hell of a dynamic though. Your once normal sister is now an unstoppable sex fiend with demon physiology. Also your mother. Id probably move away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598471
I want to be the most protective and loving brother ever because my new baby sister represents my mother getting to keep on living in my mind.
I'm just imagining her growing up to be a delinquent but being kind with me.
It's all platonic too. She has to explain to her friends that the guy she catches rides from is her brother, not her boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598485
That's pretty amusing. But surely, you could just swap IPs again and clear all cookies anyway, even if you were caught out once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598485
I don't know why, but people responding to posts by mistake really tickles my humerus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598492
Yes, that is usually what ends up happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598454
That's so sweet, imagine a wight and a lich looking after you all night. It's also very creepy, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you get locks for you door so you don't get woken up by your sister in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598488
They better not fucking party. I still need sleep, and I would rather not wake up to a trashed house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598421
The info dump is much appreciated, as I legitimately didn't know. It was about as much as I expected, though. But it's good to know it as something more concrete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598497
But if she doesn't wake me, how will I get up in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598454
Just imagining waking up to find an undead girl staring at you is threatening to give me a heart attack from the adorable.
>What do you do when I sleep?
>"Wait for you to wake up."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598495
Seems like a pretty empty gesture in that case.

>>15598454
>>15598484
>>15598496
Reminds me of Al from FMA. Didn't he go out and read or practice during a lot of nights?
Then again, there were other nights where he just sat still, fully awake, for 8 hours, because if he moved in his huge armour body, it'd mean waking up everyone around him.

A lich would probably sit up in bed and read while you sleep with your head in her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598487
Because liberties from the author, you don't need to think so hard on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598496
Letenight pls draw this, remember both of them should be busty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598496
>lich
>sleep
you get one goodnight fuck then she goes back to magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598507
There's no hard thinking required to recognize it and call it obviously stupid.

That's the fun part about creative products. The author has the right to make it however they choose, and the audience has the right to call them out on their fuckups. It's a beautiful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598504
alarm clocks exist for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598496

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598522
i would be okay with this is the monster doing it wasn't flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598522
Gazers are cute as fuck. Id be fine with this, although I'd prefer if she was little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598522
What a great sister
>>15598528
But she is large for her species

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598532
Do you think Gazers would be sensitive about their generally flat chests?
Do you think they'd chug Holst milk in an attempt at becoming busty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598528
I think you mean perflat. A pettanko girl holds you closer to her heart, yknow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598522
>not pulling your imouto under the covers
>not stroking her hair all the way down to her back while she fidgets and reminds you she can't watch you this way
>not sealing her mouth with a kiss and leaving her speechless
>not pulling her to your chest and enjoying swapping warmth
>not making her heart thump so loud she's afraid she'll keep you awake all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598520
Imouto is superior alarm clock.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you fellas feel about a story involving a dragon and philosophy memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598551
yes but alarm clocks will never commit Incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598239
You can blame KC for most of those. He rarely rejects scenarios that satisfy his love of corruption and transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598556
Exactly, this is another reason imoutos are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598556
What about a robot sis would she count as an alarm clock if it is one of her functions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598552
wouldn't a wonderland girl be better for philosophy debates or a clever raptor girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598556
Hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock tsukumogami as she struggles to wake you up at 8 of clock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598564
What about a Kuudere Golem Onee-san who wakes you up lewdly every morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598568
so you can incest the alarm clock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598568
Can I just have a Kuudere Golem Onee-san for cute and nonsexual things with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598573
Nothing stopping you.

[Anonymous No.]

Skeleton Triplets can make a wheel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598483
Partake of the perversion, feel the spreading corruption burn.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my Cyclops daughteru a nice dress only for her to tell me that she wanted JEEEEAAAANS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597964
Are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598600
I'm a wheel, I'm a wheel, I can roll I can feel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598617
Yes.
Succubutts are super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598617
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598617
those are cute horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598626
But she's loud and self indulgent with no redeeming qualities at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Skymaids when?

.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598630
Plus square pupils are creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598633
There is no way that is a thing and yes I saw the flapjack one.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Ostrowolfus today! Raid Order lands, or be raided yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

How you would you feel if you had a blood-related monstergirl imouto who's very obviously trying to get you to fuck her? To make matters worse, your monstergirl mother is actively encouraging her.

[Anonymous No.]

are there any wolfus with average sized boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598642
I would move away. Incest is bad, I don't need a family with fucked up values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598641
Molest all Wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598630
You act like that's not part of the appeal.

>>15598634
Non-standard pupils are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Do stickbugs have wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598648
You've made the wrong choice.
>>15598654
Going by A Bug's Life, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598642
Make her a woman in front of our mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598637
You sound like the non-adventurin type and I for one think you're a weeeiirrdoooo.

All we need to do is rob a mermaid queen of her tears and we'll be on our way to making a Skymaid.

Are you in or what?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15592863
>op pic
O-oh my, i'm honored!

Gonna redo this one but I thought some folks might wanna see the rough sketch.

I hope y'all are having a nice night /mgt/ o/

>>15598641
Awooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598642
request a family meeting to tell them to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598660
Bunnies and gambling? How depraved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598659
>guff from horse pussy
I'm going to send you to the glue factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598660
what two MGs are these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598650
You want an annoying freeloader of a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598666
I doubt you can swim well Satan.

Or breathe underwater like that Horsemaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598669
I want to fuck her fat NEET ass every day as payment for letting her freeload in my house!
Really, it's because I love her. But she likes to think that she's doing something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598656
How? I think I made the best choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598677
You made yourself and enemy of both the Ostro- and Visiwolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598678
But why? What's so bad about molesting Wolfus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598660
That's a thick bunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598683
You were obviously raised by Elves to think of this type of thing as being normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598667
Two Oneesans trying to win themselves an Otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598687
Why? Do elves molest wolfus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598664
No depravity here, just purity o7
Big tits and hips are the purest btw

>>15598667
Kraken and Wock o/

>>15598685
o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598693
No, but when you grow up around girls that take rape and molestation as ordinary social interaction, you grow up crooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598687
What's so bad about showing a Wolfu how beautiful her body is?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect a whole town of elves from rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598695
What is this o7 you speak of?
>>15598704
Nothing, if it's consensual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598697
I'm offended how you would insult Elf raised boys so casually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598709
What's wrong with it not being consensual?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if the demon lord came to you personally and asked you to impregnate an alpha form every species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724
cast smite evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724
Excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724
I'd say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724
Misread that as "an alp from every species"

I'd still do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724
My hyper weapon stands ready!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598709
I think it's a guy saluting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598660
Hi Snib! Thought your picture was nice enough to deserve an OP posting.

Also, two questions.

1: Do you think hips or thighs more important on a loli monstergirl?

2: http://i.imgur.com/LdfUOg6.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724
Decline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724
I'd ask her to narrow it down to at most 15.
I can't get it up for fungus, furries and lolis.
Also I'm only one man, so Manticore, Succubus, Cheshire Cat, Raiju, Hellhound, Kakuen, Ghoul, Wight, Vampire, Dragon, Holstaurus, Anubis, Sphinx, Apophis and Pharaoh.
I'll do those ones, but only if I get to marry them. You'll have to get more than one guy for the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

Spirit energy can be transferred through breast milk, so monsters can grow up fine and strong while remaining pure.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go to watch the Demon Lord give birth to a daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598724

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598522
>Pound it bro!~

http://imgur.com/a/KcBBx

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598759
But I just want to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598759
>You'll never fall asleep balls deep in your new Gazer stepsister.
>She'll never wrap her thick legs around you to make sure you don't pull out.
>She'll never call you "Onii-chan" to drive you up the wall even though you're only an hour older than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598759
>>15598769
I wish Gazerfag would gain access to more plump Gazer rumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598749
Did you want something?

[Anonymous No.]

I like monsters with no ass or its but have great abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598752
I dunno man, tickets to Lilimbirth have gotten expensive the last few hundred years. I could understand all the hype for Lilim 100, but this is 101. Is it really that big a deal? Why not go to Burning Church 1016 in Lescatie? I hear that's where Deruella is going to be anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598759
>>15598769
I understand why Gazerfag has a gazer as his waifu. She's a fantastic monstergirl, and near every depicition he's got of one speaks to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598764
Be careful, if you fall asleep she'll sneak into your room at night, crawl in bed with you, and give you a sloppy blowjob without waking you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598781
can't she just sneak in and cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kakuen to snatch me up during a raid on my home town and drag me away to her lair where she lives with a Cheshire, a Manticore, and a Hellhound.
I want the Manticore to inject me with her venom every single day.
I want them to tease me all day with their big fat asses until I give in and beg them to rape me.
I want them to refuse to do so and start pampering me, lavishing me with affection and care so much that I can't help but fall for them.
I want to swear to marry them, give them plenty of daughters and love them forever.
And only then will they fuck me into an ahegaoing mess that they cuddle like a daki.
My fantasies can get weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598779
>She's a fantastic monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a Minotaur jock with massive breasts as your college roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598791
Exactly. It's a statement so true, you can't just say it once.

She's a fantastic monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598792
I wouldn't want to be her friend with benefits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598792
Would she take out her frustrations on me sexually?
Would she wake me up the first morning with a ball draining Paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598784
Nope, sloppy blowjob, slobbering all over every inch of your manhood while she pants heavily, her mind going blank, completely wet between her legs.

Acting completely innocent in the morning after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598794
Please keep your shit taste to yourself, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598798
as long as she doesn't wake me up then I guess it won't be bad still, no incesting the sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598796
She refers to the titfucks she gives you in the morning as 'reps'. Pushing you to break your record each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598800
Fluffy, enchanting eye, tail, messy hair, can float, can hypnotize, can cast other high level magic, can coat their body in a substance that can be either rubbery or gooey, and have dashing smiles.

If I hadn't given my heart away to another type of monstergirl already, a gazer might have taken it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598806
You forgot the Shark Teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598792
>dicking the monster until she breaks and agrees to be your wife
Well whaddaya know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598804
Would she at least cuddle me afterwards?
Would she give me encouragement during?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598811
I'd say dashing smile is a subcategory of sharkteeth. You're right though. I missed out on the perfect pale skin too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598739
D'aw, thanks man o/

And to answer your questions.

1. Doctors recommend ample amounts of both for a balanced and healthy diet o7

2. soon.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598806
>I like gross garbage
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598801
>get a blowjob from your sister
>no incest
You one of those guys that says anal doesn't count? Cause I think you're a coward but no by all means reap the booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598822

if I'm asleep and don't know about it then it doesnt count

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598819
Anon, you already tried riling up the spiderfags with your blatant contrarianism. Why not give it a rest for the night.
Maybe a cute gazer will visit you in your bed and open your eyes while you sleep, implanting hypnotic suggestions to love her.
Then, when you wake up, your poor taste will be cured.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is most hated because I want to give her flowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598816
You and your cuddles.

She might in private, but she needs to save face in front of the other Minotaur Jocks, if you ask her for a hug in public she'll probably just headlock you and give you a noogie while laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598831
Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598826
What if a bullet comes flying through your window and blows one of your nuts off and you don't know what the fuck happened the next morning, that doesn't count? You won't go to the hospital cause you weren't aware how it happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598831
Parasite Ropertango Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598831
Cait Sith.
Have fun with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598831
Siths.
If not those then Matango or Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598831
Devil bug
Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598839
That sounds like a great combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598827
More like they riled themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598831
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598846
Maybe. But the one who throws fuel on the spark of someone not mature enough to avoid being riled, is also to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598831
Cait Sith, everyone bullies her because she has too much fur.

She tries to hide it behind a layer of smug haughtiness, bragging about the Cat Kingdom and how you should be honored to be able to talk with her, but deep down she knows people don't like her.

[Anonymous No.]

What color lipstick would your waifu waer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598852
You sound like one of those useless school counselors who say to ignore bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598855
>>15598843
>>15598842
>>15598839
Have you all lost your damn minds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598856
Purple. Purple is the sexiest color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598855
I feel bad for Cait Siths

I don't think I'd dick one but I'd hold one and make her feel like she has a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598856
Black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598855
>>15598860
Did you somehow forget the part where their attitude can be best described as "shithead?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598857
and you sound like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598832
I'm a huge cuddlebug man.
Me cuddling her is not something that gets flaunted in public.
Though she might start bragging about it to her friends once she becomes my girlfriend for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598867
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598857
Nah, if you're in school, and someone bullies you in real life, you've got to find a way to make them stop.
Trying to fight them as is rarely works. Bullies can bully because they think they're stronger than you. If you try to fight them, and confirm that they are stronger, they won't hold back in making your life hell. That's why the best thing to do is to get tough and show them you're not a target they can hit.

But anyway. This is the internet, not the schoolyard. The phrase "nigga just walk away from the screen" will never not be valid when someone talks shit online.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have my monster best friend pretend to be my girlfriend so I'm not raped ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598866
So like a cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598856
As an anubis, it's hard for me to imagine what sort of lipstick she would wear. Maybe pink, on very special occasions?

Something which goes well with that blue eyeliner would be lovely too.
Gold, perhaps, even if it is a bit ostentatious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598881
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598856
Probably black, purple, or dark dark red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598856
mahogany, black, or red

a-and it has to be the kind that leaves kissy marks behind

i want my waifu to kiss me all over my face and leave a lot of kissy marks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598879
But what if she becomes your girlfriend for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598856
I want a Monster Girl mobster to give me the kiss of death!

[Anonymous No.]

But what if cows are secretly aggressive and dominant and are just trying to fool us with their doopy ways and gentle manner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598891
Who's your waifu? A dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598897
But she doesn't like me like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598873
tl:dr hit them hard enough that they think to not fuck with you, that what you meant right?

>nigga just walk away from the screen
You now where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

And behold a white horse, and he that sat upon her had a bow and he went forth to conquer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598879
And if she gets a boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598906
hotdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598903
Cows are cool, goats can eat a fucking cork of firewood though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598911
Shut up John. I've had enough of your MGQ-tier angels and general edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>be writing a short little story
>takes a few hours to get the ball rolling, but finally reached the main point of the story and the part easiest to write
>accidentally hit refresh
>everything is gone
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598911
That's not how it goes!
>And behold a white horse, and upon it a pale rider; and the name of he who sat upon the horse was Clint
>And behold a red horse, and power was given to he who sat upon it to take peace from the Earth
Thank you Attila TW for that last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598908
hooray, you can read

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598921
>Not writing in a word program
You have nobody to blame but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598915
I want to hotdog that hotdog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598922
You're mixing up the white horse and the pale horse. He did forget the part about a crown though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598913
fake a break up, say i'm too sad for sex then no rape part 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598923
It's late and I've been on a caffeine pill bender the last 4 days, don't bust my bails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598911
Ah! The Four Centaurs of the Apocalypse!

War, Famine, Pestilence and Death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598908
>hit your bully back
>get suspended from school
Such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598915
Ah, even better. Those colours would be lovely for a hellhound. Would she wear a red dress as well?
I can imagine her trying to supress her wild personality to have a nice night out with you in high society. Dinner, dancing, and all that. Then by the end of the night, she's just hugging you into her cleavage on the dance floor, trying not to make her kisses too sloppy because of the lipstick.

>>15598921
Literally never don't a word processor with autosave. No matter what it is, how small it is. If you have ANY investment in writing it, use Word or similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598922
>Attila
Those with men offered them by the wagon. The horsepussies took them and allowed them to live in fear, at least until they returned.

The centaurs of the Four Winds prayed to Her of the Eternal Sky. They made ready for rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598922
>Thank you Attila TW
Didn't think I'd ever see that sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598930
But Clint Eastwood's Pale Rider though?
>>15598933
Starring Mark Hamill as The Voyeur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598921
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
I know that pain. That's why you keep your shit open on word. HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598082
Well, if you don't mind something simple that's also really late because i only just recently started going through the thread

I hope this works for you


It feels strange coloring something that's not Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598939
Why not? It's got lots of good ideas.
>>15598938
Read this in the narrator's voice, pls do more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598940
The white horse rider is conquest. The pale horse rider is death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598931
>implying monsters won't hit you with the old "best way to get over someone is to get under someone"
You're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598944
I want to cuddle that cat!

Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598947
Really? Well it's been a long time since I saw the movie. Never even tried to read the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598944
Nice, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598926
im going to make that hotdog a hotdog and then afterwe're done eating lunch im going to hotdog the hotdog until the hotdog decides she's assuming direct control of the bedroom

>>15598935
>hellwan in a sleevless red dress showing a considerable amount of boob with a slit that shows a generous amoutn of thigh with bright red lipstick

oh fuck anon i really need this right fucking now god dammit shit fuck jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598952
I'll fake some tears and talk about how much I miss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598934
>completely wreck their shit
>everyone says you're a psycho and leave you alone, become friends with the outliers
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do brown cows lactate chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598954
You kidding? The line about death you misquoted is one of the most quoted passages of Revelations. Ah Revelations, the bible acid trip of abominations and one liners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598934
>get suspended for one fight if you have a clean record
Are schools really this pussy nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598966
They don't quote a lot of Bible where I live, Mr. American.
>>15598969
I don't know about one fight, but>>15598962
>completely wreck their shit
Sounds like something life-threatening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598946
The Human Empire was divided. From the shores of the Danube to the sands of Egypt and Arabia, the Demon Empire sprawled. The Order ripped itself to pieces, abandoning Rome, while the righteous looked East.

The sun rose on demon Lescatie - (the fallen) God's new city - where the spirit of men prospered! Her people grew rich and powerful, paying neighbouring sluts to do their will.

>red horse

Incubi of the Demon Empire, those cuddlesluts of a new age and forgers of a new empie to light the world. They made ready for rape.

Rome is really hard to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598971
>They don't quote a lot of Bible where I live, Mr. American.
Considering how invasive American entertainment is worldwide, they do. You just don't recognize it. That's fine though. Most of the references are meme-tier and malapropisms like "vengeance is mine"

[Anonymous No.]

do you have to fuck a slime in her crotch region or can you stick it anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598975
Just have them be wholesome Order boys.
And I still want my sprawling political epic with Monster Girls, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598965
Obviously.

Holst Farming 101.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to flat holsts, are the kicked off the farm and sent to the city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598992
Those don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598992
Do flat Holsts even exist?

Next you'll tell me P'Orcs can fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598971
Not life threatening, just a resounding victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598994
I want to sell da Horde some jetpacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598960
I don't think you understand, how much a monster wants to see you happy and how far they'll go to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598983
This is an interesting question. I know that some artists draw slimes with some internal structure, usually a womb and-or nucleus, with the implication that they're sort of a coherant membranous creature, just made of 99% water and really, really slippery.
Whereas others draw slimes as literally an amorphous blob of goo that just decides to exhibit a face and some tits for fun.
So it's up to you to decide, I guess.
Personally I prefer "anywhere" because I enjoy the idea of actually being able to get her pregnant from fucking her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598998
paint 'em red ta make 'em go fastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599004
Surely da Horde will win this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598994
>tell a P'Orc that you'll go out with her 'when pigs fly'
>she comes back a couple of months later with her pilot's license
>take her out on a date because you're a man of your word
And that my friends is how I met my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598965
They better or else I will be sorely disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599009
Mile high, pounding your P'Orcy Pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598987
Is there a holst that lactates strawberry milk? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598984
So do I mate, so do I. It doesn't even have to depart that far from history.

We'll see wolfu tribes recolonizing the lands of the Order which had fallen into depravity, while the Desert Region rises in prominence.

In the Far East, the nation of Zipangu grows under the Mandate of Heaven, until the Ryu Empress is placed under shogunate control, first from the Minamoto kitsunes and subsequently Ashikaga inaris.

Then, internal disputes over which mother will get to re-enact the Tale of Genji with an infant heir throws the land into over a century of chaos, resulting ultimately in the rise of the oni clans.

However, the blue oni Toyotomi Asahi's failed invasion of the Mist Continent and her eloping with a cute shota leaves power in the hands of the Tokugawa tanuki, who in their turn rule for another two centuries until eagle harpies force their ports open, sparking yet another war that restores power to the Meiji Ryu Empress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599008
SMASH DA HA'D BITS

RAPE DA SQUISHY BITS

PAINT 'EM RED TA MAKE DEM GO FASTAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599019
Strawberry huh? I know a girl who can hook you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599019
It's not called 'Strawberry Blonde' for no reason anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599029
Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599029
>cow pussy
>but also four boobs

I must meditate on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599022
You seem to have put some thought into this. Now let's go get us some danegeld!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599028
But why would you want the squishy bits to go faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599043
>Expecting Cockney Matangos to be logical

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599028
Man those P'Orc hordes can get unruly.

Need to keep them in line or they start growing in numbers and taking over isolated villages and towns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599048
Mad as a Hatter, they are.
>>15599049
Dass rayciss!

[Anonymous No.]

>Dass rayciss!
Whatever, you're probably just some rich Noble who lives in the capital.

I bet you've never even seen a Monster Girl! You don't know what it's like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599037
>implying Queen Elfrida the Great of the Elves would pay danegeld
Give it two centuries, I'm sure the line of werecats under Wilma the Conqueror would be more impressionable.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily Reminder that P'Orcs used to be Pharaohs long ago. They're fancy powerful goddesses and royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599043
helps the squishy bits get back up aftah they go all limp and extra squishy

>>15599049
they're silently scheming to overwhelm everyone and drown the nation in a tidal wave of thicc cockney accents and shouting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599060
They'll pay whatever Thor-Gal the Tall tells them to pay.
>>15599063
Revisionist history much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599060
>>15599066
Oh shit. Just remember that the real Thorkell the Tall actually held as hostage a bishop called Alpheim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599066
Well, I've heard good things about that Queen Cunt (some call her Canoodle) of yours, but paying danegeld called "taxes" is still paying danegeld.

Cnut is just too fun a name not to fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599064
The Pink Tide threatens to overwhelm the empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599073
i wasn't expecting the tidal wave to be that big

i hope the empire likes bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599073
How da Warboss grow dat big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599073
>P'Uruk Hai
Time to reread that Shadow of Mordor story.

>you will never impregnate your P'Orc Nemesis with a bunch of junior P'Orc Captains

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599073
What do you call a loli P'Orc?
A Cracklin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599084
Tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599083
Wish there was more of that to go around. I still goof around with SoM every now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599082
Rumor is that the more sex a P'Orc has, the greater she grows in size.

The P'Orcs worship two giant P'Orcs, Pork and Fork, Pork is a brutal, but a cunning rapist, and Fork is a cunning, but brutal rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599084
Considering my Southern background, soe nice, fresh made Cracklins sounds dammn tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

A wandering mercenary seeks employment at your court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599099
Salt & Vinegar or BBQ flavored?

[Anonymous No.]

Any love for Doppelgangers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599115
Creeping Chaos pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599112
Does she have references?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599112
Only if my Onee-san comes along; she's the best healer in the entire country!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599112
Sorry, that position is already filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599115
No.

Unless she can shape shift into an air conditioner, then yes absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599112
>looks like she's covered in ticks
>MGQ monster
Flee or become a stain on my floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599117
I don't think she knows how to read or write. Why not have her fight Ted? Nobody likes him anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599116
It's crawling chaos motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599116
chaos has never before looked this cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599113
Cracklin's ain't chips buddy. A good dusting of Tony Chachere's is all you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599124
Well excuse me, Nestor the Unspeakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599084
>>15599099
>>15599126
Too bad you only have a few cracklins a year, or you'll severely shorten your life span.

[Anonymous No.]

Them's good eatin'

[Anonymous No.]

>No dragon that attempts to occupy a bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599133
>Giant Amazonian Cat Girl throws a pair of dead, giant lizards at your feet.
>"You. Cook."

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599138
I cook. Gut them, stick em on sticks, roast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599138
One "No" with a sidedish of "Go fuck yourself" coming right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599121
Probably not an air conditioner, but a giant bellows is a pretty simple design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599135
Dragon with a digital hoard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599113
Neither. Natural flavored. And when I mean fresh, I mean fresh. I had an uncle that vat fried cracklins. As soon as they were done they were eaten. Hot and crispy on the outside with while the insides still had some tender juiciness left. Maybe add a bit of salt if you were so inclined, but they were damned good just as is. None of that hard as brick commercially bagged mess. Or those flaky chicharrones stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599138
Pat her head for bringing me a present and call her a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599148
Hiki dragon insists she's an Internet millionaire with Bitcoins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599130
Please, anon. It's nothing compared to those lardasses who wrap everything in bacon, or even eating potato chips all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599158
>tfw when every sandwich I make has 3 kinds of meat and one of them is always bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599152
We're all aware of the difference between real down home cracklins and awful shit that's cold pork rinds with a brown piece of fossilized meat on it. Those of us who matter know, anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599130
I live in the Southeastern US. If the food isn't shortening yours life span, it's the local fauna. Or the ever increasing heat and humidity (Getting around 120 heat index so far. To the point where walking outside feels like trying to literally breath water. Or the fact that this area's biggest cash crops has been and still is tobacco. Which that in itself isn't bad, but it makes smoking a much cheaper habit and one which I partake in. So I'm no stranger to the knowledge than my lifespan is more than likely years shorter. But hell, you gotta embrace your own mortality at some point in life and either learn to accept it and leave a corpse not fit for scientific study. Or you could still do everything right, treat your body like a temple, and still end up with some manner of shit or another. I figured long ago I may as well enjoy the things I like. Regardless of the health implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/
>P'Orcs and barbecue
Well alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my waifu could have vacationed with me. Oh well, back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599178
Whacha writin' there, sport?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599171
Dont have to tell me. Im in Morgan City, LA. Its a veritable chore to stay healthy.

>tfw no southern belle will o wisp to haunt your plantation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599172
>go to a diner in MGC
>tell the P'Orc waitress you want the BBQ sandwich combo
>waitress proceeds to strip and presents herself on the table
>she then drips BBQ sauce on her honeypot and tells you to "dig in"
>such is life in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599181
Updating two series. Gotta finish these before I can work on any other ideas or I'll get scatterbrained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599172
Porkers: P'Orc Style BBQ

Aww yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599171
>>15599182
Southeastern Anon here, lived with dad who smoked and drank, and have been around poor people all the time, and have never ever bothered concerning myself with things like "balanced diet". Never got sick or ill once, and I'm not an overweight blob.

Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599162
>cold pork rinds with a brown piece of fossilized meat on it
I remember buying a bag many years ago because of the memories I had of eating the home made stuff. After spending like a minute trying to eat each piece with the final cracking sounds making me wonder if it had been a craclin or simply a tooth shattering into oblivion, I swore never to mess with that crap again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599183
But does the pot taste like the sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599188
huge difference between being fat, being fit, and being normal. Not all health problems are visible.,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599182
>Morgan City
You're full on swamper. I mean nobody else here probably realizes it, but someone has to drive through almost an hour of roads barely a foot above water and pontoon bridges made from old WWII gear to get out there.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need?
A good old Caribbean BBQ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599182
>LA
Fuck I'm only in VA. Shit's just unbearably hot here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599204
You cunt
I got a blood test in several hours so I cant eat.
And now I'm hungry for jerk chiken

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599182
Rural North Carolina here.
>tfw no water mocassin or rattlesnake lamia, or black widow or brown recluse arachne to tease me.
I'd even accept a raccoon MG that acts like a stalker going through my trash. But all she's really after s some leftover eats.
>>15599188
I smoke around a pack to a pack and a half a day, eat whatever tastes good and say screw the healthy shit that tastes like cardboard. Last time I was sick was years ago with barely a sniffle (And I work in a 10 degree freezer). I'm actually currently underweight at the moment. I think pathogens are just terrified of the bastion of white blood cells I have trained. That or it could be the fact that they look at the state of my body and figure a cow might make for an easier and less caustic dwelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599204
The Monster Girl Pirates of the Caribbean!

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is a lot of food enthusiasts here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599211
>Rural North Carolina
>eat whatever tastes good and say screw the healthy shit that tastes like cardboard
>Underweight
Sweet my own clone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599204
What flag is that even? I thought it was African.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599211
Northern Michigan
>No Yeti's, various harpies, and all sorts of water based and woodland related MGs. Farther south nothing but Holstaruas and city going MGs.
This place would be paradise with MGs.
>tfw you'll never visit the Lake Superior shipwreck museum with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Its the middle of the night you guys go to bed, I thought it'd be the non-freedoms awake at this hour not my southern brethren.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this blogging
LAME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599211
>Water Moccasin Lamia
Fuck that shit. I've had some bad run ins with those bastards.

>no yandere Tanuki who goes your trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599207
>>15599203
Yep, its strange down here. Its like there is a layer of grease in the very air we breathe. Nature is taking back everything the humans have created. It rained yesterday, and a crayfish walked across my driveway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Going to a big band swing concert tomorrow
Why is the world so cruel as to not let my waifu come with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599225
Yankees are asleep

Time for the South to rise again

What Monster Girls would best fit Southern Accents? What other accents would you like to see on a Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599227
Get out horse dick tongue, you were a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599221
St.kitts and nevis (or in full: the federation of St. Christopher and nevis)

>>15599225
I'm a londoner and Im awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599232
Waifu has a thick russian accent and speaks broken english and russian when stressed. Cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599232
I'd say Holstaurs, but I'm a biased stereotype. Live in rural Texas and I want to make love to a cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599232
I'd say Holstaurs, but I'm also a biased stereotype. Live in rural Texas and I want to make love to a cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599232
>no MG maid with a southern accent to help you become more successful in your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599232
I actually like to imagine Miia with a southern accent
It would be really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599227
>>15599233
If you don't want her I'll take her.

Chameleon's tongues are longer than it's body.

Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599220
>>Sweet my own clone
Then I raise my generic Dr. Thunder to you, sir. The conservative thinking mans beverage of choice.

>>15599225
My freedoms give me the right to bullshit with my Southern cohorts at ungodly hours, talking about our Southern delicacies and lamenting that out local fauna aren't cute MGs, and to continue procrastinating writing! Besides, I'm off work tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599232
mentioned it earlier, but southern belle will o wisp who glows faintly over the misty bayou is my dream. Wight plantation owners, and ghoul voodoo priestesses.

Really any undead work well down in LA. This place is covered in above ground cemeteries, because otherwise bodies migrate under the amorphous ground. LA is also, allegedly, the most haunted state in the union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599250
>the most haunted state in the union
Jane Constantine and the Swamp Kelp travelling 'murrica and dealing with the paranormal when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599250
I've had my fair share of dealing with spooks anon. No more please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599250
>Wight plantation owners.
I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599250
>mentioned it earlier, but southern belle will o wisp who glows faintly over the misty bayou is my dream. Wight plantation owners, and ghoul voodoo priestesses.
I stand by the fact that if KC ever did an area of the US and made it into a MGE setting, it should be the Southeast USA. Objectively the best potential for a Monster Girl setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599253
That's just your schizophrenia acting up, please take your medication and the spooks will go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599250
>>15599255
I think Vampires would make better Plantation owners. Imagine a Vampire in a solid White outfit and cape-wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599257
Louisiana is deep south though, not southeast.

>>15599250
Don't forget the Vampire Ball every year down in NOLA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599258
Look anon, before I was born the house my family bought was on the receiving end of arson. The father set his daughter on fire and burned out the basement. I spent years listening to laughing everytime I walked by the basement. No. Spooks. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599250
Don't forget, a Wisp is forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599263
Take. Your. Meds. The voices will stop. That's what they're for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599250
An enterprising Tanuki could cash in on spoopy places with a reality TV show.

Ghost Hunters with a different lead male every episode because the last one is always "taken".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599267
Why you gotta hurt my feelers anon. I'm not crazy I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599262
Pretty sure Louisiana is considered southeast. No matter what though it's all Dixie.

>>15599268
That'd be a fun TV game show. Try to last a night in a spooky location. Keep your virginity intact and get loads of cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599273
That's what that guy I knew in high school said. He knew for a fact that the Jesuits were after him because he could see the future of the stock market.
Look, if you won't take the pills, at least take a tentacle in your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599251
Stop making me want to write.
>>15599255
Ha. I didnt even catch that myself.
>>15599253
Ghosts just want someone to connect with.
>>15599257
Yep, its a lively enough area. Plenty of potential for monstergirls, when even the IRL animals are close enough to monsters as is.
>>15599261
>>15599262
Ah yes, forgot the always lovely vampires. Whos to say the wights and vampires aren't both old money familys, tabbacco and sugar cane respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599268
>'Ghost Hunters' becomes a matchmaking tv show

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599228
Would a copperhead lamia interest you more? I personally think a rattlesnake one could be cute. She starts rattling her tail when he gets nervous or aroused. When you have sex, the neighbors complain to the police about you having a maracca party next door.

>>15599232
Some manner of white tail deer doe MG? Raccoon MG? Possum MG?

>>15599229
Mmmmm Cray/crawfish are good eats, though. Sorry, been a while since I've had some decent, home cooked local cuisines and it's making me hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599276
I'll gladly take a mindflayer and I don't even need pills.
>>15599277
Says you, you didn't live with burn ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599277
>Stop making me want to write
Why? That'd be great, you know. A sexy parody of the greatest comic book run ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599265
I understand shes a jealous little control freak, but she's just too damn cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599284
>you didn't live with burn ghost.
Neither did you, you're just insane. We can't help you if you won't admit you have a problem. Anon. You must wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599290
Stop bullying me. I'm not even an alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599291
Let me stand next to you~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599293
At least it isn't a ghost. Fire doesn't bother me either so everything is great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599275
>Pretty sure Louisiana is considered southeast
No. Southeast pretty much ends at Georgia and Florida then stretches up the coast, but also includes Tennessee oddly. The main south is Deep South. Texas straddles Deep South and Southwest depending on where you are in the state. That's the rough borders. LA is so far West in the South, it's border is less than 100 miles from where the piney woods end.

[Anonymous No.]

They say in the south, the Devils are damn good fiddle players

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599301
Ive seen some saxophone succubi lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599268
Pretty sure thats porn. Can you show porn on local MGC cable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599321
Shows get fined for not having pornographic scenes anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599301
Did she loose her golden one in a bet against johnny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599301
Story about a Hellhound pursuing a blues guitarist when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599328
I understand that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599333
I dont
Gimme that spoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when you make the mistake of drinking and posting in the thread again

I'll never learn

at least my waif will always love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599338
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599327
I wouldn't bring it up around her, it makes her a bit upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599334
Just a little slice of blues history.

Robert Johnson, Hellhound on my trail. The guy has been infamously known to have sold his soul to the devil for his success in blues. He sings about the devil quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599343
Also the manga about him is GOAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599301
Yeah, the best ones are in the deep south.

Heh hehehe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599345
Little Nicky pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599301
Hey baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599355
Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599301
>The Succubus went down to Georgia
>She was looking for some semen to steal
>She was in a bind
>'Cus she was way behind
>And she was willing to make a deal

>When she came upon a shounen
>Whackin' on his 'fiddle' and rubbin' it hot!
>And the Succubus jumped
>Up on a hickory stump
>And said "Shounen" let me tell you what"

>I guess you didn't know it
>But I'm a 'fiddle' stroker too
>And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

>Now you beat a pretty good 'fiddle', shounen
>But give this succubus her due
>I'll bet this golden onnahole
>Against your pearly load
>'Cause I think I'm better than you."

>The boy said, "My names Anon
>And it might be a sin
>But I'll take your bet
>And you're gonna regret
>'Cause I'm fastest jack that's ever been."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599257
>US prototype in MGE
Hope no, the setting could really use less ruining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599370
MGE is basically the Pokemon world though, where real world locations are sorta copy pasted into it, with twists.

I mean Zipangu itself is just an old word for Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599369
Exhaled sharply through both my nose and mouth. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599370
You can hate americans all you want, but as far as geography goes, North America is probably the most diverse continent. You could do far worse for a MG setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599378
White man cum fast these days.

[Anonymous No.]

How would monsters make Britain better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599383
Shocked you were sober enough to notice huehue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599388
Firewater is white man's venom. Does-Not-Like-You-Dummy has much better venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599371
Duh, I know that much. If this tendency goes on though, I'd appreciate it at least stick to more 'traditional' countries, in a sense of having an actual medieval period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599391
It's almost like injuns never even existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599387
simple, with more british monsters outside of lewis carols bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599370
Mothman is already a Monster Girl. It's plausible for KC to do the area as a setting now someday.

>>15599387
You guys have Wonderland, aren't you Brits satisfied?

>>15599391
KC has stated they have gunpowder, steampunk, and magitech levels of technology in MGE. I'd wager that, while it varies from location to location in general it can be about 1800s level, bar the super high magitech areas.

Also 1800s aesthetic is fucking GOAT for a fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599398
So just more Fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599387
> how would 11/10 sex-bombs who find you really attractive improve X?

I don't think there's any X for which the answer is not self-evident. Except possibly "castration", where they make it much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599387
Dont worry luv, Kakuens here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599387
By turning those tory cunts into monsters and incubi so they don't hate porn and want to go all china on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599401
Nah there's more the that for britain things like church grim's could be another orc or wolf variant and then you've got Nuckelavee which is pretty much a zombie centuar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599410
>church grim's
>Nuckelavee
I see you make up words. I also blurberbagger, wicky eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599408
Do the bongs hate porn now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599387
I want my shortstack hobbit girls, England.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599408
I legitimately forgot about that.
man it would worry me if a our new prime minister decreased 20 years physically and got sexy
>>15599414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_Grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599416
Well they typically ban porn in middle eastern countries, so it's only to be expected.

>>15599417
Are Hobbits public domain? Actually, is The Lord of the Rings public domain yet? what about Narnia? I want a Jesus Lion girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599369
>Anon, lube up your hands and play your 'fiddle' hard
>'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Succubus deals the cocks
>And if you win, you get this silky onnahole made of gold
>But if you lose, the devil gets your load

>The Succubus opened up her bag
>And she said, "I'll start this show."
>And mana flew from hers fingertips
>As she lubed up Anons 'bow'

>Then she slipped his 'bow' across her hands >And it made an evil SCHLICK
>And a band of shortstack Alps joined in
>And it sounded something like this
(Cue 70's porn music)
>When the Succubus finished
>Anon said, "well, you're pretty good, old girl
>But sit down in that chair right there
>And let me show you how it's done."

>He played Mama's come hoe early run boys, run
>The porno is due back before rising sun
>Fappin' to "I Touch Myself", puttin' on a show
>Hunny does my dick look too swole, no Anon no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599416
You didn't know? You can end up in prison for having BDSM stuff on your hard-drive.
Strength through Unity.
Unity through Faith.
>>15599421
Hobbits are actually an extinct species of human, so you can't own the copyright to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599422
>And a band of shortstack Alps
BE DISTURBED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599422
Its-s-s toooo-ooo muuccchhhh. iiiiim gooooing tooooo-oooo breeee-eeaaaa-aaak

>>15599423
Wow, thats terrible. I sympathize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599429
Oh I'm not British, I don't need to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599422
>The Succubus bowed her head
>Because she knew that he'd been beat
>And he laid that golden onnahole
>On the ground at Anons feet

>Anon said, "Succubus, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
>I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the fastest jack ever been."

>He played Mama's come home early run boys, run
>The porno is due back before rising sun
>Fappin' to "I Touch Myself", puttin' on a show
>Hunny does my dick look too swole, no Anon no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599414
>Nuckelavee
If I didn't want regular horse pussy what makes you think I would want Scottish zombie horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599416
>Wanted to ban porn that portrayed female orgasms
>Any type of porn can be seen as enough to send you down in court as long as the jury see it as "obscene" but is mostly used if the police think someone did something else and can't find evidence of it
>Government want porn filters to be in every household by default where you have to prove your identity to get access to them
Yup they hate it. Druella would be the best PM this country could ask for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599433
Ah. I see this is a succubus(male)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599437
This is such bullshit it shouldn't even be possible. How have you people not lynched your parliament yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599439
No idea really

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599439
Probably the same reason we haven't burned down congress. They have superior firepower

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599444
Remember, remember the 5th of November!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599437
Story about monsters "fixing Britain" when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599439
Media tells them they're free as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599446
But there's more of you. Zerg rush will eventually succeed.
>>15599450
I would enjoy this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599369
>>15599422
>>15599433
And thus the ballad of anon is complete.

>>15599438
Eh, I left the "son of a bitch"part, huh? Guess I should have noticed and changed it to something like:
>I done told you once, you horny bitch, I'm the fastest jack that's ever been."

As a bit of an off topic of sorts, I actually got to see Charlie Daniels band in concert many years ago, Damn good show, And since I'm rather proud of my creation, time to clean it up and pastebin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599439
Because they let us "take back control of our country." Load of shit really.

The entire thing makes me want to hug a Yeti and forget about the world.
>>15599450
I'd like to see beast do a silly take on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599450
easy mode would be to just carpet bomb the major cities with dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599437
So things really have gone full 1984 over there? Bloody hell, man. My deepest sympathies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599459
>>15599460
Funny ol' world ennit? Just read the first 9 issues of Hellblazer yesterday and it had some commentary on British politics of the 80's. Weird how this stuff converges.
>>15599464
I think that's more V for Vendetta than 1984.
So far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599459
>I'd like to see beast do a silly take on this.
I forgot he's from london.
Isn't the roulette already this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599457
Theres a couple instances of he's that should be she's in that last post.

Excellent job though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599459
Ill admit its got me thinking, but I have no idea how to spin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599469
I started to get lazy and just copypasted the lyrics to save time and changed them as needed, Guess a few things got through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599480
A Lilim pops up in London looking for some famous British candy, learns of the sexual regression, bombs the prudes with Dark Matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599468
Sometimes I think that someday someone will make a dark version of my roulette
that might not be a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599488
roulette?

[Anonymous No.]

The Succubus Went down to Georgia, now in pastebin form.
http://pastebin.com/TJgsT5v6

Seems kind of fitting sitting next to the Alp Adventures chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no big strong Monster Girl to cuddle you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599493
my series, small interactions between londoners and monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599218
Hungry, hungry caterpillar girl at an all you can eat buffet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599494
You've been kidnapping the Sidhes recently, haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

So this is the best thing ever, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have some links to shoggoth stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599682
No but I did have that idea of Mountains of Madness with our kinds of Shoggoths.
Also was just on /tv/ talking about The Thing. Might have to actually get on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599682
>>>out
somewhere over there

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, at the halls of writefaggotry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599714
Wait, those girls look human. Why was this in my MG folder? Pardon me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15598241
Can I just say that I love the Gantz style chin strap here? What sort of armor would a knight want in case of monstergirl attacks anyway? A really good belt, or maybe a fake wedding ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599459
>Brit Yeti
Is she there to keep people warm when it rains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599721
Personally, I'd want to keep mobile. Rolling around and dodging their love is what Waifu Souls has taught me.

[Anonymous No.]

Mister Sandman, send me a dream~
Make her the prettiest that I've ever seen~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599721
But where is the fun in not being attacked? Fighting monster girls that want to rape while you try to save your virginity for your favorite species is the best fun one can have in a place with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599739
>Fighting monster girls that want to rape while you try to save your virginity for your favorite species is the best fun one can have in a place with MGs.

Patrician taste.
Although tell me, how would your waifu react if you didn't make it to her with your virginity intact?

Would she hold you in a tearful embrace, and tell you that she'll love you until the memory of those other girls is washed from your body?
Would she cradle your head in her lap and tell you it's alright, she knows you tried your best, and that she still loves you for it?
Would she ara~ara~ at how many girls you've already made squeal, but now that greedy cock is all hers?
Would she tell you that your dick's adventures are only beginning, as her body has more tricks in it than a thousand lesser monsters?
Or would she say that you're still a virgin in the only way that matters - because the true first time is the first time with someone who loves you with all of her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599774
My waifu doesn't care about silly things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599728
I want to share tea and crumpets with a British Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

Scyllia whose into cuddling and tickling her spouse while burying their face in her F cup and beyond breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599855
Scyllas are shiiit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599073
http://imgur.com/a/pQCng

Threadly reminder that P'Orcs would have the most hilarious language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599861
> Scyllas are shiiit.
You're wrong, but even if you weren't:
> burying their face in her F cup and beyond breasts
makes up for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599867
That looks like a nice place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599885
I agree, that cleavage does look like a nice place.
I would dearly like to live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599774
A mix between the first and the fourth option.

She would be kinda sad, but at the same time, confident that she can easily make me forget about other girls and get addicted to her. Having a smug smile in her face and saying things like "The real battle starts now" and "I'm going to make you mine" is something she would definitely do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599867
I recognize that pool

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you Gazerfag because now I want to write about one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599952
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599958
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599953
Haven't seen him around here lately, did he finally get spirited away by a Gazer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599962
Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599953
Do you hate me too? If I get you to hate me will you write about my favorite Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599964
2017 is coming. The disappearances are beginning.
>>15599971
I didn't even think of that. Pretty much everyone hates me, so why don't I get writefaggotry of my favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599970
Sure thing.

>>15599974
I'm already posting from MGC. My waifu is sleeping over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599995
We have a turd in the punch bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599971
Probably not because I actually like monoeyes to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600016
OK counterpoint. If you hate my waifu will you write a story about me?

>>15600000
Holy shit, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Albino dollarham in booty shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600024
... No? I don't even know what your waifu is but knowing the thread it's either a Lamia, Dragon, >Slavic Maid, Shoggoth, HellhoundNerdhound, Kitsune, Cheshire, or some other philistine MG that gets over-spammed to death

[Anonymous No.]

>oyakodon is a tag on panda now
Fucking finally. Took them long enough
Mother and daughteru threesome is the best threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600032
My waifu is a Kesaran Pasaran

[Anonymous No.]

Would you enjoy the act of teaching language to a feral monster girl?

I'd love teaching to a spooky deep-sea girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600048
I'm no teacher. Can't we just communicate through BODY LANGUAGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600048
If I managed to teach english to a dumb friend of mine, I'm sure I can do the same to a sex crazed beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600047
>Kesaran Pasaran
Not even worth the time or the effort. You'd have better luck writing about a fucking tumbleweed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600048

That or interacting with a monster girl who only speaks a foreign language so neither of you know what the other is saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600074
Rude! She is so interesting and cool, I could write at least a 500 chapters story with a Kesaran as the main girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600038
About damn time.
>That doujin
The best, makes up for all the awful doujins Momiji usually gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600094
Let's see you do just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600102
Just you wait, I'll also comission 23 arts of her.
She will be so popular, people will get jealous over our relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600048
>Spooky deep-sea girl
>Get pulled out to sea by an undertow
>Start freaking out because it's fucking cold and you can't see shit, then you see a shape below you
>Gradually getting closer until a massive webbed hand pulls you under, it's a massive octopus headed monstrosity who's eye is bigger than your entire body
>You can see the vagueries of a draconic wings on its back, and as it gets a closer look at you it just... disappears
>There's a woman in front of you, suffocating and addled who has features similar to the creature, and as she wraps a tentacled tongue around yours, a cacophony of every language in the world and some alien ones flood into your head
>She pulls back, and you find yourself able to breathe
>Do you speak English?
"I do now."
>Then can you help me get back to the land?
"No."
>Fuck you, why not?
"That's quite the interesting phrase. I took the liberty of studying the profanity section in your mind... very colourful, if not rude."
>Her touch is soft, if not a bit cold as she cups your balls and cock inside your trunks, leaning in close
"Now tell me, little man. What does it mean to engage in 'coitus'?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600107
Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600047
How did you waifu her anyway? Why her?

[Anonymous No.]

Muscle Vanilla Elf
or
Fatty Dark elf
or
Mystery Box

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600131
I'll take the Muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600131
Both a shit
Give the the box

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600038
>Impregnating a child that doesn't even the birds and the bees yet
Jesus. When did QS start writing doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599737
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600131
Muscle vanilla elf. As long as it isn't weightlifter muscle, but gymnast muscle.
>No ripped high elven ranger who can soar through the forest like a bird does the air
>Is shy because she performs the more masculine role and isn't soft as the noblewomen
>Despite having tits and hips to match

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600138
>He doesn't want to impregnate his mini-chuff while her mother puts her in a vice grip with powerful thighs to make sure maximum insemination happens
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600144
What's she doing there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600123
It was a lie. I just tried to remember an almost non-existant monster girl and she was the first that came into my mind.

I probably just made a Kesaran really sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600166
Not really looking to kickstart the whole daugter dicking and pedophilia argument this early, pal. Move along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600131
Mistery box. I just want the box though, so I hope there is nothing inside of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600174
You just made some kesaran kill herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600198
Fuck it, I'm going to save her! With my mad artistic skills!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600199
Even if the art is Alp tier, I'm sure she will be happy after everything she went through.

[Anonymous No.]

>bleach is ending next week
Wew, should have ended few years ago btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600203
>Alp tier
Funny you should say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600206
>that rictus
endmysuffering.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600204
To be honest I'm actually pretty glad that Ishida is the one who got the actual killing blow, that fucker killed best maido waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600206
I implore you to kill yourself, you yellow-snow-eating shitstain on the underwear of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600215
Been holding on to that one for long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600206
It's beautiful. I'm gonna hang it on my fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600206
I knew it. I fucking knew it.

Weren't you the one who said that there was a pregnant dragons story coming soon? And that was 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600215
Alp is probably the worst writer we have, as well as artist. Kind of sad really for the snow mongol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600218
About 12 seconds, you cunt-conductor with the stench of a thousand rotting tatters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600224
Why do you care? Not like you'd read it if it was ever written.
>>15600225
I'm a genius who will be vindicated by future generations, Philistine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600229
>I'm a genius
More like you make other bottom of the barrel shits like Shoggocks look like motherfucking William Shakespeare, or Quicksilver like Neil Gaiman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600233
That's what they said about Ed Wood Junior, and look what he accomplished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600229
Oh my god what is that? Jesus christ I need winghungs and a mindflayer rightnow

I just made me hate you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600239
Like Zack Snyder's superhero movies, my art is incomprehensible to the uninitiated.

Moving on, has anyone ever actually done anything with a Kesaran Pasaran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600204
>You'll never fuck her in her raiu form while she wears nothing but a giant Kiss shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600170
Humming a lullaby to her unborn child

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600225
>>15600233
You know I've noticed that the more time passes, the more extreme the hate for Alpie's stories becomes. It didn't use to be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600238
Being the king of B movies isn't something that's great, you finngolian

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600250
Aww, adorable.
>>15600255
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600254
Its because meme hate gets old fast, so to keep the meme funny you have to up the ante

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600166
Loli monsters are not for impregnation. Just normal carefree dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600266
>implying it's a meme
You just suck, bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600254
It's getting more extreme because not only is the little shit an attention seeking whore that out-does even the most coked out street-walker, he fucking decides to post images that're clearly meant to piss people off and use up the limit we have before the threads get bumped off the catalog.

The only solace I can take from it is in 10 years the little shit will probably get beheaded for being a dirty kuffar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600271
>implying it isn't a meme
His writing is cheesy and comical yes, but it's his personality that makes it fun to dislike him. And even that joke gets old unless you up the stakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600275
>he fucking decides to post images that're clearly meant to piss people off and use up the limit we have before the threads get bumped off the catalog.
But every single one of those has always been deleted very quickly after posting, you dumb-dumb, they do absolutely nothing to the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600254
Alp isn't getting the attention he wants with just bad stories anymore so he has to step the shitposting up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600291
But it's the stories that people keep hating more and more. It's like, it used to be something people read and thought was middling but still something they bothered to read.
Then the "turgid tallywacker" meme came out of somewhere, and by now people are acting like it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600295
Here's the thing. The little faggot practically ruined Oomukades until the Oomukadedodecahedron (Or whatever the fuck it was called) guy came along. He constantly uses cheesy dialogue as if he's never read anything that wasn't a penny book porn comic. He shows absolutely no signs of improvement since he decides to wallow in mediocrity and the passing mention he gets as one of the three or four primary shitty writers that still "live" here.

He's posting shitty art because much like an Australian on /pol/, if you deprive him of enough attention he starts seeking it in more progressively annoying ways. Hell, if I really wanted to be a vitriolic acid spitting fuck I'd say that I wished the little shit stain would just go to TFT and fuck off because at least then I don't have to break out the filters and RAID for him.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon is a big dummy and his dick doesn't stay up! He's such a loser he couldn't even catch and ravish an Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600311
>The little faggot practically ruined Oomukades
No, the fact that the Oomukade looks like Tomoko is what ruined them, and that happened before Night Terrors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600313
I bet your ass is so flat you couldn't even suffocate me with it on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600313
Elves are such sluts, I don't even need to get my dick hard in order for them to orgasm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600325
>>15600328
>falling for the bait
Truly Elves are clever hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600313
You are a dragon, silly

[Anonymous No.]

Is it so wrong to love dumb girls with fat tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600342
Not at all. Bakaderes are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600342
Are not Wurms, Holsts and Hobbos designed for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600341
Shh, don't scare off the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600358
>Dragon pretending to be an elf so she can lure some rapey boys

My body and my mind say no, but my dick rules them both.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600370
>I am the terror that faps in the night!
So am I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600370
>Flat chuuni vampirebat
>Busty genki fruitbat
Which would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600370
>tfw this reminds me of a batgirl story I promised someone I would do years ago and never finished it
Its still on my documents, taunting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600385
Does it involve Barbara and Bruce having sex? Because if it does, you accidentally sent it to DC and they added it into their Killing Joke movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600384
Fruitbat seems more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600388
No, no, I mean as in a monstergirl batgirl story
Not a Batgirl story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600392
Are you sure? Because that addition seemed very out of character and fan-fictiony.

[Anonymous No.]

>your yandere nee sama will never rape you in your sleep to secretly mark you as her property

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600390
If you like sports and shit, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600395
>complaining about comics being out of character and fan-fictiony
Hail Hydra

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600396
>your dere nee sama will never deepthroat you in the morning to publically mark you as her property

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600342
If it's wrong then I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600401
I wasn't complaining about a comic. I was complaining about the movie adaptation of a comic. Please pay attention, or else HEIL HYDRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600399
I may not like sports, but I do like genki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600406
She's going to want to do sports activies with you. If you want to nerd it up she won't be able to play with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600402
>your nee sama will never rape you in public

[Anonymous No.]

Extremely tall monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600410
Good. I need a genki girl to drag me out of sadness and lazyness with her cheerful attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600388
You do know that was basically Bruce Timm trying to remind people of their relationship in Batman Beyond, right? I mean, Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne were married at one point and probably fucking like rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600425
I want to penetrate Polyphemus with my shaft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600144
How precious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599682
http://pastebin.com/H5NBa1AG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600328
>>15600331
>elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600437
>Get captured by Polyphemus
>She's getting ready to rape you ragged she tells you
>Get her absolutely shitfaced
>Fuck her into ahegao, she's asking your name
>Tell her "Nobody"
>The next day she's bragging to the other Cyclops about how she finally became a full-fledged woman
"Oh yeah? Who did it to you then~?"
"Nobody!"
"Oh? So nobody took your virginity? That's kind of... sad. Having to lie to us about it."
>Several of the Cyclops are giving her sad looks, some of them whispering among themselves
"No, you don't get it! Nobody visited me on my bed and fucked my raw! I even have his seed still in me!"
>She sees you sitting there, trying to break your chains
"Ah! He's right there! Nobody! Hey, Nobody!"
>The eldest Cyclops gives a mournful 'ara ara'
"Polyphemus it's not nice to call the human boys 'Nobody'."
"What's your name, boyim?"
>Anon Y. Mous, Son of Moot The Half-Man
>She's actually kind of cute when she's crying, and she doesn't have a half bad rack or pair of hips
>You suppose things could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600469
Gonna have me a bunch of babies with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600469
>Humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600099

Most of the touhou doujinshi are pretty bad if you're like me and have fairly vanilla tastes.

Ran has it the worst, unless you like futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600136
>>15600195
You get a Strongfat Oni whose diet is 95% meat and booze

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600204

He should have just done porn, imo. The girls were the one thing Bleach really nailed, Yoruichi especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600513
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600527
>You will never a delicious brown Jolteon
What is the purpose of this existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600527

That always was my favorite eeveelution. Hell, probably my favorite Pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600311
>The little faggot practically ruined Oomukades until the Oomukadedodecahedron (Or whatever the fuck it was called) guy came along.
You aren't actually that very guy making the entire post to subtly astroturf himself, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600533
No, I actually liked the dodecahedron guy's story. Alp I could give a fuck less about because he's a subhuman slavic piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600533
>>15600542
>implying they're not the same person
Think about it. Both have a Dragon in their stories with a short name that ends in a. Coincidence? I think not!

[Anonymous No.]

A Lilim opens a rift in space and promises you adventure if you come with her.
Do you go? Or do you just say no and eat some frozen pizza before fapping to your waifu and going to bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556
I just made tea and sat down on the computer. Adventure would make me late for dinner. I don't want any.
Good day, ma'am, and goodbye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556
Is that even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600500
This is even worse than those two
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600552
>Both have a Dragon in their stories with a short name that ends in a.
>Harb's dragon also has that
The plot thickens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556
Why bother asking rhetorical questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600564
Oh shit. It's the fucking replicants, man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556
>Opening the door to door-to-door demon realm sellers

Not interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556
Ask if she just wants to hang out with me instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600566
I keep telling you guys, the writefags are a lie! It's all a giant computer writing all that shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556
I'd most likely die on the adventure, so she can just bring me my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600565
Got to eat that pizza, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600570
We're through the looking-glass here people! We have to get the word out! They're coming for us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600570
Except for me, because my shitty writing can't be done by a computer. As well as my crappy doodles of monstergrills and AS girls.

[Anonymous No.]

So what shit writer do you want to get gud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600576
They're not fiction at all! It's all stuff that's happening right now on the other side!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600583
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600583
Monkey's Paw please go.
>>15600584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwqN3Ur-wP0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600582
Alp-bot please stop, we know the truth now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600583

Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600583
Myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600590
Also bring back Harb-bot pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600583
Irene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15599812
I want a British Yeti to carefully say to me TONIGHT! I wear a hat with things on it, Oni does a skid round our track, and Wendigo says hello to a MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600590
>Alpbot
Transform and sperg out? Alpbots in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600613
>STAAARSCREEAAAAM!
>KYAA~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600591
>>15600594
>>15600604
Congratulations! You're now a best selling author like Stephanie Meyer but now all your smut is either yaoi or futanari!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600591
>>15600594
>>15600604
Hank, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600615
Mmm
Hmmm
Mmmmm
Welp, I don't write smut anyhow, so that's not a big issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556
Sure. It's not like I have any reason to live anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600615
I don't do smut, mate. I do things like cute MGs doing cute things, coffee addict teacher and his syrup addict Ryu daughter whose mother died from an aneurysm after getting a pineapple pizza when she ordered an extra sauce and cheese pepperoni pizza, and shitty adventurer who meets things like Kitsune merchants or a Lich that plans on using actual kittens as her servants after an issue with her previous one.

[Anonymous No.]

But where do they get all those toys and dungeons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600648

At the dungeon mart

It's a store that specializes in all manner of traps, decor and just about everything you'd need for your own dungeon

Can be pretty expensive though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600648
Demon Realm shops or online catalogues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600648
The dame place Liches get them: online store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600648
Dungeon Outfitters is a great place for good dungeon equipment at a decent price. It's run by Echidnas so that's how you know it's good.
Everything you need to stock a dungeon so a bunch of monstergirls can entrap boys and make them their husbandos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600648
Ask the KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600648
>that artist
Fuck man this is why I like both doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW I kind of want to write desert Dark Elves
>TFW Hellraiser based dream
>TFW Illassa
Is this something trying to fuck with my head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600711
2017 approaches my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600711
N-no. Now go write about an anthropologist who studies Desert Dark Elves and their BDSM culture!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept an invite to go out shooting with the Kitsune from next door?

What do you do when she rapes you at gunpoint while you're both alone in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
I would accept, and you can't rape the willing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
That got kind of extreme rather fast. I'd probably cry most of the way through, and no happy tears either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
She's very pale. Are you sure she isn't an undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
That spoiler is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
Yes.

Show her the might of my "gun" obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600722
I'm sure it wouldn't actually be loaded. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
I've never fired a gun before in my life, and I doubt that would make me any better at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
>spoiler
I shouldn't like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600726
>>15600735
I at least hope the gun is loaded with magic aphrodisiac bullets.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh. Pillars in da club!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600737

But what if it is and she accidentally shoots you during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600747
I'm getting more Empress flashbacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600711
Yes. Something is fucking with your head. Just ignore the tentacles.

>Illassa
ELH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600714
After giving it a little thought, Desert Dark Elves probably travel around in roving bands of 10 to 15, looking for men.
They could spend days tracking a man to find some way to render him unconcious and take him to their camp before binding him with Arachne silk ribbons.
Then comes the teasing to break their target's will, which usually takes the form of bellydancing and lapdancing while oiled up.
Then comes the slow, passionate sex. Each girl gets a turn with the man and this continues until every girl is pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
>that spoiler
Now I'm remembering a greentext on /co/ a while back about Wednesday Addams and her fucking you while playing Russian Roulette with blanks.
I wish I saved the pic of that greentext because it has her doing crazy kinky things to the MC and it makes me diamonds every time I read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600725
Maybe she's intimidated by the size of your gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600745
Alps go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600737

But we went out shooting together! Unless that was actually a lie and the moment we hit the woods she pointed it at me. Is it implied the rape is before or after any potential 'big game' hunting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600764
If you ever find this cap please post it, because Now I'm extremely interested in seeing this brought back to light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600773
She switched them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600773
Well, she could always have a second unloaded pistol on her, or just unload the gun while you're distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600764
>blanks
Those can actually still kill if done point-blank, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600755
No, i'm not him. It's just every time I think of Ilassa I kind of imagine her having a coven of Dark Elves that worship her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
Not with that trigger discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
Tell her that you should never point a gun at something you aren't about to shoot, that if she wanted to fuck all she had to do was ask.
All this while taking my pants off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600737
That's what everyone thinks before a negligent discharge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600745
Would show them that sex is not useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600805
>>15600779

Hopefully this oneactually knows how to use a gun, getting shot during tearful fearsex would probably be something someone wouldn't get over.

[Anonymous No.]

guys what do I do when my daughteru asks for cummies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
You go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
You give her cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
Punch her in the gut, tell her I don't have any kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
Kill yourself for teaching her such shitty vocabulary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
Help her get over her lisp and give her the gummy bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
Oblige, and don't forget the headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600862
She'd make a great Holstaur or Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600784
Or Shirihebi. I bet Illassa ties herself up in public places, expecting to ne violated by people who come across her, only to weird everybody out while they go about their day.
>anon wants to order his meal from the local pizza joint in peace
>instead he's harassed by a Lilim in bondage acting like she's helpless and constantly pointing out how easy it is to take advantage her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600864
Not.
Even.
Once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600862
>that fishnet
Is this Kamitani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600870
>Or Shirihebi. I bet Illassa ties herself up in public places, expecting to ne violated by people who come across her,
She doesn't. It's a mostly tongue-in-cheek thing that lilims would never be bound up except by their beloved. Doesn't mean she does it all willy nilly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600864
>not dark priest
Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
Tell her to stop spending so much time on tumblr
Also to get a fetish that isn't shit. No daughter of mine is going to have a daddy kink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600871
You bet motherfucker.
>>15600879
I forgot Dark Priests existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600824
Ask your waifu for assistance
Give your daughteru lots of cummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600556

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600893
>>15600850
You can't just post stuff like this and not provide a source. please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600876
It was a joke, anon. Can't I imagine Lilim characters doing odd things like Illassa being a public disturbance, Mari being a crazy cathag, Druella being a closet tabletop fan, or donut steel OC ones from the thread doing other things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600901
All of those other things are true though. Except Druella I guess. She's into candy. Like REALLY into candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600899
https://exhentai.org/g/867761/28c763c571/
https://exhentai.org/g/913760/029243ae08/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600898
Anon at least has real pizza this time, with no cat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600904
You're the best chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600898
You're a grand guy for drawing my little idea from earlier. Stay golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600898
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600898

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600903
>druella is into candy
And now I cross off a trait from Lani. Thanks, Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600898
>the look in his eyes
It's fucking perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
Fuck yeah I would! Seeing as my love for firearms is rivaled only by my love for kistune, this is pretty much the perfect scenario for me.

As for the spoiler? I'd attempt a pistol disarm and turn this rape into consensual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600901
>Druella being a closet tabletop fan
I want to run a campaign for Deruella and her generals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600898
Hey. draw more of this fairy>>15600888

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600905
Maybe that's why he doesn't want to go on an adventure. He knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600923
That's no fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600814
I think it's just make the sex better.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Death Knight who much like a Lich keeps his soul in a phylactery, in order to traverse monster dense areas and leaving them less able to detect him due to his spirit energy being all out of whack.

Except whenever he dies and comes back, he loses a little bit more and more of what makes him human, no emotions, no happiness. Just an apathetic shell of a knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600929
That's clearly a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600901
>>15600921
>Druella plays 40K
>Challenges you to a match
>Build an army to counter noise marines, because Slaanesh is obviously what Druella would choose
>She's playing Imperial Guard
>You get wrecked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600929
as long as its tiny, I dont care what you call it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600929
>hey dude let me in!
>cmon, trust me! Im a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600940
Womanlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600938
>>She's playing Imperial Guard

I suddenly like Druella more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600931
I'd read it, the losing yourself bit though, meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600938
>She plays IG specifically so she can use Creed and hide tanks behind fences.
>And so she can lick up your furious tears at the total annihilation she wreaks on your army.
I'd want to rage fuck the smug grin off her face after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600938
>imperial guard
I think she's more of the Blood Raven type of person due to colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600959
>Blood Raven

Last time I checked it was dragons that hoarded items without intent of giving them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600961
Harpies are also similar due to the magpie habits of the BRs.
Druella just fits the color scheme with her excessive black and red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600938
Drew seems more like a Tau/Tyranid player tbqh fampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600970
She could just paint her IGs those colors. Nothing's stopping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
>Point my own gun at her
>Try to rape her before she rapes me
Alternatively
>Tell her that she could have just asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600970
>Black and red

Now wait just a minute isn't the BR color scheme red and sort-of-white?

If we're going by color scheme then the Angels Sanguine would be better since they are red and black

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600921
>try and run a session with Drualla and her sisters with you as the DM
>it all goes to hell with copious TPK, power gaming, and they achieve a full Old Man Henderson derail of the plot
>flip table and never DM for them again

[Anonymous No.]

Would you move to Siberia to save the Amur tiger from extinction?

It's cold as fuck and you'd have to deal with your waifu's thick Russian accent and annoying tendency to get into catfights with the local bear girls. But on the bright side, you'll be well compensated by the government and you can dress your daughters up in those meido-esque Russian school uniforms. Plus Vladivostok is pretty close to Japan if you just wanna get away for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600986
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600982
You might be right. Have to recheck.
I csn totally see Druella with a Sanguinarius daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600986
I accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600986
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

have a corvid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600898

Can I go on an adventure after I finish my pizza and masturbation?

Would she help me finish both and just crash on the couch till the next day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601014
I like bottom heavy birbs. Nice stuff Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600986
>>15600992
>>15601007
>>15601008
The South China tiger is way more endangered (considered extinct in the wild). But
>moving to China

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601016
One or the other. You can't do both.
Do you want adventure and to punch BBEGs in the face and loot houses without repercussions, or eat pizzs and finish fapping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600716
>Get asked to go out to the firing range by Kitsune, comply because you need to get gud at guns
>You're both walking in the woods back towards your car when you hear the *click* of the hammer being drawn back
>She has her .357 pointed at your head
"Undress."
>You've got to be shitting me, you think to yourself
>She smiles and fires a shot into the air, the noise is deafening, she repeats the command after you're able to stop going "mwop"
>Take off your trousers, asking her what the hell this is all about
"Oh shut it. I know you were watching my ass while we were walking to the range and watching these jiggle when I fired"
>They are a nice pair of tits
"Now make me undress."
>The gun's pointed to your temple when you bite down on the zipper and pull it all the way down, she's going full-blown commando and in the stark nude under her oversized jacket
>The military style boots make the image kind of sad, if not hilarious
"Now lick me clean. Nothing gets me more hot and bothered than a good round on the range~"
>Thumb her rosebud and lick at her slit, she's grinding herself into you, smothering you in her smell and fluids
"N-not half bad~"
>There's another shot. God damnit. Just when it was getting good.
"Now, let's play a little bit of a game."
>She empties out three of the four rounds remaining, there's one bright pink-red one left
>Pressing it to your chest, she pulls the trigger
>*click*
"Mm. Lucky chance."
>The folds of her tiny slit are rubbing against your rock-hard member. She's really going to go through with this isn't she.
"For every orgasm you give me, I'll pull the trigger. If you lose...Well... you'll see <3~"
>She starts bucking her hips against yours, practically slav squatting onto your dick, and within minutes you can feel her clenching around you
>Pulls the trigger again
>*click*
"Hrm... maybe have you on top?"
>Ask her why she's doing this while you start to fuck her in earnest
"It's... a little bit... Mm! Fun this way!"
>Find a good spot and really start grinding it, she pulls the trigger again. There's a loud BANG!
>It doesn't hurt, and you're still alive. But there's a fog around your mind now, with you half-buried in her pussy.
>She's your fox, you have to make her yours.
>Sit her up and put her in the seated lotus position
>Vigorously nibble her clavicle and nipples as you begin to fuck her with wild abandon, you don't even know what that bullet was but you gotta fuck her silly
>End up flooding her insides with your sticky white stuff over ten times, and she's hob-kneed getting back up
"W-Well, that worked out better than expected. Anything to say for yourself?"
>You reply with one sentence
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601036
>Etotama

Truly the greatest gem that nobody cared about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601054

I can at least score with the Lilim, yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601055
Mmm, that's the ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601055
DARLING, YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601055
Anything entering your heart will kill you, anon.

This shit's my fetish, and this was very well done.

[Anonymous No.]

You all never ask the important questions.

Like which Monster Girl would win a rap battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601020
I-I swear I was going by reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601056
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601089
Wock tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601089
Lamia.

>>15601067
If you put a ring on her.

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>>15601094
Those references include images that focus on Pumparums plump rump, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601098
cock best girl. snake fun second

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_tiger#In_captivity

>South Korea expected to receive three tigers pledged for donation in 2009 by Russia in 2011. South Korea may be able to rebuild a home for Siberian tigers.

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>>15601081
T-thanks. that was my first time experimenting outside my comfort zone

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>>15601101
This is a blue board so have the original pic instead

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>>15601114
My other gripe with it would be that she'd be in a worse position than you hearing wise after firing the .357 straight into the air. Considering I assume kitsune have sharper, and thus more sensitive hearing.

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>>15601114
Sorry to break it to you bud, but that's just people with a niche fetish affirming you for no reason other than you satisfied their fetish. It's really pretty bad. Imagine you rewrote the whole scenario as carpenter-play with a monster threatening to beat your head in with a hammer. That's how silly the whole range bitch thing reads.

Also, smallarms don't make your ears ring unless they're fired in your general direction or you're in an enclosed space where they echo. Remember, sound propagates in a rough cone from the barrel tip.

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>>15600923
>>15600940
>>15600947
You spend the next few days trying to draw/write out all the lewd. And feeding the poor confused fruitbat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601055
I've been visiting /k/ too much to like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601014
I would pump that rum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601114
Sorry, but
>>15601143
Has it. She's threatening you with a gun and you're just horny? That's nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601149
This is why you don't let the cute in.

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>>15601143
Your second point isn't entirely true. Firing small arms without earpro on, even outside, is generally asking for a bad time. I know for a fact this is true of 'higher caliber/powered' rounds such as .303 or .308, which I have personally done. Given that the story is using a .357, it makes perfect sense to me that your ears would be ringing after she fires it right next to you. Also, if someone is firing at you the sound of the bullet breaking the sound barrier as it passes you would be louder than the actual firearm discharge.

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>>15601149
Oh god is that a teeny werebat? too cute for me.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a salamander that was into books as much as fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601156
Really? I've been visiting /k/ too much to NOT like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601191
And instead of dueling she has proposes a debate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601196
Yep
I would love a girl that wants to fuck me after a good debate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601149
I don't know if I want that Werebat or those Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601185
>this entire post of grossly exaggerated misinformation
t. range peasant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601055
Okay, I don't know why but that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601196
>>15601191
She sounds like a fucking nerd.

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>>15601203
Nice try, but just because you've already fucked up your own hearing from not wearing earpro doesn't make you right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601204
Because of the perceived danger.

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>>15601208
Like that thing where women get wet when they are about to be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601192
Pointing a gun at someone you don't want to hurt is considered pants on head retarded over there.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15601121
357 is loud as hell. I know, I've fired mine before without hearing protection. Not as thunderous as a moist nuggut, but it raped my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601221
ear hats are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601191
would she write books as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601221
Ein Fuchs!

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>>15601216
Yeah, you clearly haven't been on /k/ long enough. Otherwise you'd recognize that /k/ loves to joke about firearm negligence, even if they aren't negligent themselves in real life.

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>>15601207
I have better hearing than everyone near me my age, because the 50+db'ish constant background noise of living in a city is far more destructive than an occasional gunshot. People with hearing damage from loud noises need to have a certain criteria met.

A)Needs to be above a certain level
B)Needs to be exposed constantly for a certain amount of time (this time being less the louder you go)

Guns are not above the Rock Concert/Jet Engine level if you are behind them. They last an extremely short duration too.

So where do you actually need earpro? At ranges with a lot of people firing shit at once all day long, usually under an awning that echoes awfully, or worse in an indoor range. Loud noise and lots of exposure make for the death of your high frequency hearing. Earpro for everything though is a meme sold on marginality. A close thunderstrike is equivalent to a .308 gunshot but you don't see people memeing about wearing ear protection during thunderstorms do you?

So go educate yourself on some sound and hearing damage science before you just parrot whatever your rangemaster scared into you.

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>>15601236
Fucking schooled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601236
Guys pls, there is no need to get so worked up. Remember to stay on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601205
just because she's into doesn't mean she cant kick your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601236
gunshots are loud dingus. Wear your fuckin plugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601236
You say that like close lightning strikes aren't loud as balls, and can't make your ears ring.

Also you're a dumb fuck if you think gunshots don't cause hearing damage. The sound level at which permanent hearing damage can set in is ~140 dB, some .22 rifles can produce noise at around this level, while higher caliber rifles will produce noise over 175 dB.

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>>15601250
I'm still going to make fun of her for being a nerd either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601268
Would be fun if you trigger her fighting urgesand she takes her glasses off

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>>15601261
>You say that like close lightning strikes aren't loud as balls, and can't make your ears ring.
Exactly. If they were actually that damaging, being the level they are at, why is there no "Thunderstorms are making you go deaf." nonsense? Because they don't.

Also, those gun noise numbers are measured from max noise at the barrel opening, ya fudd. It's exponentially less behind. Nobody is arguing that standing in front of a weapon going off isn't loud and damaging as fuck. It's one of the secondary reasons they say never to shoot from behind somebody when hunting. The primary being so retards don't get excited and track into a person.

[Anonymous No.]

Less gunshots. More chuff.

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>>15601273
I highly doubt 175 dB will decrease to less than 140 dB just because you're behind the gun, especially considering that there is very little sound intensity drop-off within 1m-2m of the source. Furthermore, the shorter the barrel the less distance the noise has to travel to reach you. So for something like a .357, which is ~165 dB at the barrel, is far more likely to damage your hearing than a long barrelled .22LR rifle.

I suggest you educate yourself, this shit isn't fuddlore, there is a lot of easily available and comprehensive research that has been done on the subject if you would only look it up.

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>>15601298
Look at the size of that chuff's chuffs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601298
I want that flat chuff.

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>>15601301
Please anon, it's obvious you have no idea how sound moves through atmosphere. Ever wonder why horns are shaped the way they are? Do some research on sound directionality. It will come in handy someday, like when you set up a home theater or your new stereo.

For a practical exercise, next time you go shooting, download a free db meter onto your phone. That will let you measure the noise in real time ahead and behind the firearm during discharge. It will be very educational, I can already tell.

[Anonymous No.]

Guns can damage your ears without protection, as can lawnmowers, you fucking dolts. So wear protection unless you like constant ringing 24/7, because that shit is permanent.

Now talk about a Lilim and a Jabberwock opening an icecream store, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu scold you when you smoke?

[Anonymous No.]

Living in Monster Girl City, the place for all generic modern-setting Monster Girl scenarios, you've decided to get off your lazy ass and go to the gym.

The girls in the pic are all personal trainers at the gym, and you can choose any one of them. Each specializing in some way to stay fit.

>Rabbit
Cardio, running on the treadmill, that sort of thing. Always incredibly happy and full of energy, Turbo-genki.

>Cat
Yoga, a lot of stretching, helping you get flexible. She tends to be smug and a bit lewd.

>Goat
Capoeira, which she is a master at, she's genki and fun to be with.

>Dog
Boxing, she doesn't go easy on you either. A bit tsundere on the outside, but a softy inside.

>Horse
Standard lifting, with a bit of cardio thrown in, balanced workout. Maximum ara ara~.

>Cow
Power lifting, time to get SWOLE. Typical jock or gym grunter attitude.

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>>15601336
I'll stay at home.

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>>15601336
I choose The Strayan

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>>15601336
Bunbun or Dog. My stamina's shit and I always wanted to learn how to box

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire and her Warebat Half Sister are fighting for who is best bat and demands you decide.
>Vampire flaunts her regal features and supple chest
>Warebat says she'll let you pet her fluffy head and give you wing cocoon hugs

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>>15601334
My waifu would ideally partake in recreational cannabis with me.

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>>15601324
I am aware of sound directional, I just don't believe it has as much of an effect on firearm rapports as you do. That shooting firearms without earpro will cause hearing damage is a fact, not fuddlore, pretty much the entire medical community agrees and there are literally hundreds of studies and reports that all come to this conclusion as well.

If you want to shoot without earpro, that up to you. But don't try to tell other people it's not a big deal or that they won't get hearing damage from it, because that has been proven false.

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>>15601143
That doesn't change the fact I at least appreciate the kind words instead of getting a "Fuck off" like people in here like to throw around.

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>>15601336
Personal trainers are too expensive. As are gym memberships. I'll stick to farming and walking in triple-digit heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601271
Suppose I stole her glasses and refused to return them?

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>>15601344
I choose the fluff!

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>>15601336
I'll take the Dog.

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>>15601336
Lewd yoga cat, gonna pound that pussy.

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>>15601336
I'll go with the the goat though the horse is a close second. Learning some marital arts sounds interesting and she sounds like the kind of person I'd enjoy hanging around, fun yet also smart and being someone I can have conversations with. I wonder if afterwards, she'd ask me to hang out so we can do some fun stuff around town, maybe just head to her home to learn about one another some more?

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>>15601336
Can I train with them all eventually? I'll take rabbit right now though, need to get my stamina back up BAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601336
Rabbit. I can do other stuff on my own time, I need to improve how long I can keep going.

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>>15601373
Harem route huh? Go for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601336
Goat. Hope she doesn't mind my two left feet though, tried a free Capoeira lesson before and was as much a danger to myself as I was my partner.

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>>15601378
I was thinking straight training but I would not say no to this group. That horse girl does things to me.
>tfw you become a physical god and tell them you've come to make them all yours

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any recommended smut authors to read to try and get a little bit good?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a stress relief for an evil monster girl

I want to hear her talk about how she stole all the elfs' goods and turned their whole forest into an endless orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601391
RS and Penywise. Any other suggestions are just people trying to sabotage you.

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>>15601347
Doesn't matter what you believe, it's measurably true. You wouldn't even have those doubts if some dumbass ever fired behind you and you heard the difference for yourself. And you're still conveniently ignoring that it's still all tied to exposure. Somebody draining a box of fifty large caliber rounds in one session and not shooting again for fifty days does exponentially more damage than somebody shooting one round a day for fifty days. And ignoring the fact that everything gives hearing damage. Living within five miles of a major highway, living within three of an airport. And it's not like just raw damage by itself is the line. Hell, any sound you hear technically irreversibly damages the ear. This is why you get some form of hearing loss as you get older no matter what the external factors. It's a decaying system, so damage has to be sorted into major and minor. Looking at the numbers, unless you shoot a whole hell of a lot or at a range that amplifies damaging factors, smallarms sort neatly into minor, like fireworks or thunder. Short duration, moderately loud sound.

People trying to present it as otherwise is just scare tactics like a mechanical upsell. Why use scare tactics? Because you can't get people to do safety anything voluntarily otherwise. Much much easier to enforce range regs that way where people need it instead of having to babysit the members. Unfortunately, then that gets spread around by the members as gospel.

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>>15601336
>anal with the rabbit
>crazy contortionist sex with cat
>fucking the goat straight through her spats
>mating press the dod
>Suspended congress with horse
>Intercrural, frottage, all the jobs and power play with cow
>you'll never have this cause in this reality The Order won

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>>15601395
I want to become stress relief for an evil monster girl.

I want to broaden her interests, until she's addicted to online gaming with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601344
I too choose wing cocoon.

[Anonymous No.]

Mating press all Wolfus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601395
Vampire who used to literally drain people dry of blood to fight off all the fucking Order armies coming after her finding solace in the time she can spend, just cuddling and talking with you.

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>>15601391
RS. Also don't listen to this >>15601401 guy, LDR is also fine. "Her" succubus incest story was pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601417
LDR and ManyEyedHydra actually helped me get into writefaggotry but I feel like they're a little too hard to start with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601351
then prepare to be broken by the "nerd"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601417
Say what you want about personal taste, but LDR is a fucking terrible person to try and learn writing fundamentals from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601425
Broken? Like, broken limbs? That seems a little excessive.

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>>15601407
How is she supposed to do her evil deeds if she is just slopping around playing MMOs and other nerd games?

>>15601412
>Thousands year old Vampire
>She has been fighting the paladins and heroes for as long as she can remember
>No man ever trusted her and for good reasons
>You were the first one to give her a chance
>She can no longer go on without you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601098
What is the one on the left? Looks like she needs to make friends with my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601431
Probably just your bulling mindset will be broken
even so, its always the quiet ones that are little psychotic

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no kikimora to do your college homework
>tfw no fairy cheerleading harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601450
Do we have any isekai styled stories? Closest I can think of is captain's

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601457
>Ignoring the giant Moose in the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601457
Other than him, I don't recall, most writefags were fond of modern settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601437
She's resorted to playing hard DPS, or sniping in FPS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601457
>>15601450
Ah, I didn't mean to reply to you anon.

>>15601458
Is moose isekai? I heard its not worth reading though

[Anonymous No.]

I wan to fist a nightmare right in the horsepussy after waking up abruptly and finding her pulling her dream shit on me! I want to play keep away with her scythe! I want to irrumate her and climb on her back and make her gallop around my house while keeping my semen in her mouth and punish her if she swallows before I give her permission to! I want to use her for deadlifting! I want to make her a spy for me and find out my enemies' weaknesses in their dreams through her!

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>>15601464
It is, but it's kinda like Grimgar in the way it doesn't really matter after the few opening scenes. You could have a regular old foreigner serve the same purpose of stranger in a strange land.

[Anonymous No.]

Do any monsters like elves or dwarves or are non-human men doomed to only be raped by boring succusluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601471
That's okay, I don't actually care a whole lot about constant allusions to the MC's earthling past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601473
>succubutts
>boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

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>>15601473
Elves live in their magic-walled elf cities ruled by Elf Trump the Eighth, and have no contact with anyone else except to throw out the female elves that still somehow manage to go slutty. So they're irrelevant in the big scheme.

There's like five dwarf bros left and they've all gone dwarfcubus so they'll all be extinct pretty soon.

So monsterboys aren't really a factor at all. Doesn't matter what female monsters think of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601336
Rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601478
They're so boring that they are overjoyed when they give birth to a mutant who isn't as boring as themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601473
Even vanilla Succubi have variations, like the ones that Damphirs give birth to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601462
Well, if she quickscopes she isn't harming anybody

>>15601473
Plenty of different monster girls species rape

Succubus aren't even the most common monster anyway

Get ready to be raped by Devil Bugs and Large Mices

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601411
Mount the wolfus. Among other varieties of doing it from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601494
I think devil bugs are cuter than large mice, KC needs to touch up that art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601497
Impregnate the Wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601491
You're just not thinking of good uses for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601426
So is Shoggocks, Bob, NegaWalker, and Alp. But you don't see people complaining when those four get shat on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600144
>>15600250
Between that recent nightmare/anubis thing, and the idea that a nightmare could actually physically touch and hold the soul of her sleeping, unborn child in the realm of dreams, I'm really starting to like these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601503
But they're too young for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601437
>That greentext
Yeah that's basically the jist of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601540
The lolis might, but those adult Wolfus are prime breeding material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15600250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Snf6LLFRg
>This as a lullaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601536
I had the idea first, except it was for espers and not nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601336
Gonna pump Boxing Dog full of several pups.

[Anonymous No.]

So for reasons unknown to you a local MG warlord want you to be her husband, problem is she's the type of monstergirl you hate the most. If you don't comply, the village you've lived in all your life will be sacked, its people, who are all too eager to give you up, turned to monsters and incubi. Your life there was less than ideal, still, it's been your home for many years. Do you sacrifice yourself or run away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601581
Cuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>about to go to a concert
What would monster girl bands and their concerts be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601581
There is no way I could handle all the hairballs and cat puns, I'm running away. That cait sith can go masturbate with a fish.

[Anonymous No.]

Do some Digimon count as monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601540
I want to be an abandoned child who gets found and raised by a pack of werewolves!
I want to befriend and end up marrying all the Werewolves my age!
I want to learn the ways of the Werewolf, and become known as a phantom barbarian who swoops into villages under attack by monster radicals and/or the Order and liberates them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601581
>she's the type of monstergirl you hate the most
You mean species or personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601587
Like any place in their world, a really good place to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601581
Even the worst MG is better than the best human woman so I'll go without a fuss.

Probably gonna make a show of it though, make sure the village honors me for making such a powerful sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601594
>only marrying the Wolfus that are your age
>not becoming the alpha of the pack.
Well, if that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601593
Survey says, Yes.
Some standouts are Lilymon, Ladydevimon, Angewomon, Ranamon, Zephyrmon, and Bastemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601596
>getting laid in a massive crowd orgy while listening to big band swing
I'm fine with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601601
If they're your age, you have more time to imprint on each other from childhood and work together as a cohesive pack.
Besides, childhood friend romance is objectively the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601602
What about Mastemon?

Why are little kids allowed to have these things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601581
I'd do it. But I don't know if I will ever come to like her. I mean, she had to threaten me to marrie her. But I'd give her a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601602
LadyDevimon was my first waifu.
First female anything I felt attracted to really.

I'm...not quite sure what that says about me as a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601608
That's very true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601595
Species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601609
I just listed some standouts anon, Mastemon is very much the shit, but she's kinda obscure.
Because if fully grown adults were chosen and got a monstergirl digimon, they'd just end up fucking them instead of doing anything productive.
Not that some kid with a Ladydevimon partner wouldn't have a rather interesting puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601616
That you like evil girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601625
>Not that some kid with a Ladydevimon partner wouldn't have a rather interesting puberty.
You could say the same for any boy with one of those digital monster girls, especially Lilithmon.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC admitting not all girls in the MGE-2 will have lewd bonus art
What a shame.

I wonder who'll be left out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601639
Was the same in MGE-1, not surprised really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601639
I'm gonna be annoyed if Hinezumi doesn't get some nice bonus art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601639
Time to pray that there's bonus art of a Khepri reverse gang bang because as much as I love them, I don't think my wallet could afford commissioning that many characters in one image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601473
Elf Trump Wall too stronk. There is like, one dwarfbro left and he' getting pissed and smithing shit in a long forgotten cavern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601639
how many mosters were in the first mge book?
which ones will be in the second?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601658
Wonder how long until a tunneling wurm finds where that dwarf is, and says she likes his beard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601581
>Martyr yourself for a town of cunts who want to throw you to a furry
>Or book it
Gee, I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601624
Interestingly, the plot he gave is a lot closer to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjjDOdaFZg0

>tfw your little desert lizard daughteru will never run out of the tavern crying "Papa" while you're being handed over to the Spanish dragon Ramona by that gruff blond Paladin from out of town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601664
Probably never because male dwarves are almost extinct already.

Which is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601663
>how many mosters were in the first mge book?
100. KC releases a new encyclopedia book every 100 monster girls.

>which ones will be in the second?
101-200. We're currently up to 186 released on the web with the 14 remaining coming in MGE-2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601669
Yeah, monsters make better swords anyways. Ones that can manifest as women when not in use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601664
It is extremely unlikely that a simple wurm find him now.. He, like his forbears has delved too greedily and too deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601637
Just imagine being pinned down by your Ladydevimon partner and becoming acutely aware of how skintight her leather outfit is while she licks her lips and mutters about how she's "been waiting so long" before welcoming you to adulthood.
And when you wake up she's prowling around your room de-digivolved into Blackgatomon so your parents don't find out about her, looking smug as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601639
>>15601642
Looking at MGE, over 3/4 of the girls got lewd bonus art. Chances are that most people's favourite will get one but there's bound to be a some that don't

If Cait Sith has one and Oomukade doesn't then I'm going to be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601678
Would there be lots of leg locking and hand holding?

What if you had an Angewoman along with a Ladydevimon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601690
Cait Sith deserves all the love she can get as a lounge chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601697
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601694
Yes, yes and Threesome sex that ends with them DNA digivolving into Mastemon to drain your balls with her top grade pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601703
Absolutely perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601703
This is truly the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601608
But anon, what if your childhood friend is your Onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601708
Lamia milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601700
What? People won't accept any smut of her or Cu Sith since they're fucking furries so might as well just use them for furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601708
Well in the case of a Werewolf pack harem, some of them would be a little older, some would be your age, and some would be a little younger.
So some of those werewolves you grew up with are your Onee-sans.

Also, that pic made me sad that I'll never be coiled up and tenderly loved by a chubby Lamia onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601711
Or you could just kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601711
Being furniture is too good for the siths. What we really need to do is Punt them far away, Gene style.

[Anonymous No.]

A cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601721
Or what if:

Cait Siths stay in their furry form or full feline form to hide the fact they are in fact powerful cat-witches, who on a Full Moon can go back into their full human form that comes in either Tall Girl or Shorstack varieties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601742
Cats are totally fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601711
I want a Cait Sith Bean Bag Chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601750
Big fat cat tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601756
Big fat cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601761
Puffy Cat Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Cats a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601761
>>15601765
>No werecat, Cheshire Cat or Sphinx Onee-san to sit on your face while sucking your dick as you squirm and try to get out.
>She'll never be incredibly smug about it, teasing you until you finally snap and fuck her face until her mouth is flooded with your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601765
Big Fat Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601765
Fine Feline Fanny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601775
>No Sphinxtaur to try and seduce you with lion pussy only for you to go "No thanks, I only date two legged girls"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601778
Wanna fuck those big jiggly titties.
Wanna hotdog that big jiggly ass.
Wanna mating press her and fill her with cum until she's ahegaoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601778
Big Buff Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601639
I'm hoping Yeti won't be left out, but I know her popularity among japs is slim at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601784
>not "Big Buff Chuff"
Come on anon you're better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601778
I wish loen drew her with more of an hourglass shape and Tanabe-tier softness instead of making her flabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601789
Whoops.
What does Chuff even mean? I keep seeing it and I usually say it but I dunno what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601780
thats a wan wan you big silly!
deluxe dog derrieres are still lovely


>>15601796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmPRDO7XYv0

[Anonymous No.]

You know what? I'm tired of this thread too. Let's max that image count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601796
look up how tigers purr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601796
It's the sound Tigers make instead of a purr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601796
It's the vocalization noise a tiger makes when it's content or as a non-threatening noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601796
It's the sound a Tiger makes.
Enjoy your vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601796
It's the noise big cats make instead of purring.
https://youtu.be/5Ksr0-H1gmI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601804
>>15601808
>>15601809
>>15601810
>>15601813
That's adorable.

>>15601812
>Enjoy your vacation.
>You're going on a two week vacation in a couple days
How did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601817
>How did you know?
That's a secret. Have a good time chief.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a pregnant Jinko smut short

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601817
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

Would anybody really object to Draenei or Xenomorph smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601830
Minichuff or buffchuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601857
They're not monstegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601857
I wouldn't, but they're not really monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601857
I don't want to deal with the people those two things drag in. Also >>15601859

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601857
Nope. Draenei and Xenos have been posted here before so you'll probably get away with it.
That said, they don't really adhere to the thread's idea of monster girls so expect to receive some gruff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601857
Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601639
I'm still angry he left the Ghoul out in MGE-1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601858
Buffminichuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601938
I'll be extremely displeased if that turns out to be a trend, and Lich and Wight won't have the extra art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601938
Ghoul a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601877
That's fine because the thread already hates me enough~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601952
Alright, who are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601950
>Lich
I doubt it. She's just as liked on the Japanese side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601949
An interesting choice, but valid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601826
>>15601826
>>15601826
New Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601995
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601960
Nobody of importance to anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601995
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601995
See you there after this one falls off page 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>Headache
>Feel the need to fap anyway
I am weak willed, and it has backfired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602001
Tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601970
How can you tell? She doesn't have a whole lot of fan art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602014
Stop giving the fucker attention of any sort. The only way to get rid of that turgid wart is to deprive him of his main source of sustenance: (You)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601995
We did great with images in the previous thread, shame this one makes us deal with people that want to blow their load early again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>/jp/thread/15537291

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602036
Spamming images for the sake of being able to make a new thread is still in poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602014
A shit writer named AlpAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602045
>>15602045
Didn't you hear son? Shit taste is the new taste. Get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602056
I will not yield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602045
And there is no doubt about who is doing the imagespamming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602036
Posting NTR and monsterboys isn't forbidden yet we don't do it for a reason.

Now delete my post and block or ban me again, janny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15601996
>>15602003
>one guy samefags because no one else is getting as butthurt as he is

im laughin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602068
I was only the first guy, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602063
You will be silenced though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602025
>turgid wart
I did say I wasn't important to anything so the fact the guy is so insistent is his own fault, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602076
Stay sassy, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, everyone who actually cares about the wellbeing of these threads:

Just stop posting images. If you want to share an image just link it. Lets see the spammer dump 300 pictures by himself in every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602068
Are you the fellow that made the new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602083
No but I'm moving there now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602083
He isn't, and I'm not the one who linked this thread to mine either.

Not that I can prove any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602081
Not actually, Alp. Just deflecting and obfuscating.

[Anonymous No.]

So are alive or will we move to the other one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602330
The fake thread is terrible as you might expect by now..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602357
Why call it fake? I'd say some newfaggot made it, we weren't even tenth to die. This new "permission" from the mods is going to bite us on the ass mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602392
We all very well know who made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602396
I'm slow, who are we looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602081
>>15602101
Has Alpie assimilated both of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602834
They are the Alpmalgamate.