/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

One spring night, Archer, Rin, and Sakura sat down on a grassy hill, watching the fireworks set off. They each wore traditional clothing, because it was a special holiday.

"Aacha?" Rin asked. She leaned against Archer's body. "Will you be here forever with us?"

"Of course, Rin." He assured her. "Why do you ask?"

She hesitated. "Because Sakura told me last night you would leave us..."

Archer turned to Sakura, who was sitting in his lap. "Sakura?"

Sakura's face was red, and she couldn't face him . "Aacha-san, you've been here for such a long time...and I don't know when you will go back and it's just that I...I..." She sniffled, doing her best to hold back her tears.

Archer smiled. "Don't worry, I promised you we will make lots of happy memories together. So i'm stuck by your side whether you like it or not!" He mussed her hair and wiped a tear from her cheek.

"A-a-a-acha-san, thank you!" Sakura cried out at last, tears flowing freely. She wrapped her tiny arms around his waist, not even reaching half way.

Rin smiled and sniffled, joining in on the hug. "We love you, Aacha!"

"I love you two too."

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One day, after an afternoon of play, Sakura and Rin felt sleepy.

"Aacha-san! I'm tired." Sakura said, half-asleep.

"Me too..." Rin said, her eyes droopy.

"Alright then." Archer went inside the house and found a warm and large blanket. Laying it out on the floor, he gestured to the two. "It's nice outside today, have a nice nap in the shade."

"But Aacha, there's no pillows..." Rin said after she sat on the fluffy blanket. "And a head as BIG as mine needs pillows, doesn't it?" She smirked.

Archer sighed. All the pillows were drying and still wet.

Laying down with them, he placed his strong arm out. "You can use my arm as a pillow then?"

"Yay!!!" The two children cried out happily. They fell over, cuddling next to Archer, and in the next minute were soundly asleep.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1556380
Ever since reading 'Childcare is war', I just cannot hate these 3.

[Anonymous No.]

So as I cry, Unlimited BAAAAAWWWWWW Works. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

HEROIC SPIRIT OF THE DUSTER
MARRY POPPINS
DUSTING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

[Anonymous No.]

One fine winter morning, Sakura and Rin woke to find it was snowing outside.

"Yayy!" They screamed, rushing downstairs. A dozen kitchen scents greeted them. As they came into the dining room, they saw a feast prepared before them. They clapped their hands in delight.

"Well, Happy Birthday, Sakura." Archer said from behind.

As the two began to dig into their food, Rin noticed something strange.

"Aacha-san!" She asked.

"Yes, Rin?" Archer replied.

"What is this?" She asked, poking at a small plate with what looked like slices of roasted ham.

"That's panda meat. It took me awhile to find one, but that's what you two asked for right?" Archer smiled, proud of his work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556390
WHAT THE FUCK

So heartwarming I d'aaaaaaaaawwwwww~'d IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

One spring day, Rin fell sick. Archer and Sakura stayed home to watch over her.

Archer placed a cool towel on Rin's head. "Are you feeling okay, Rin?" He asked.

Rin coughed meekly. "I think so."

All the while, Sakura had been staring at her strangely. Archer noted this. "Sakura, why are you looking at Rin like that? Are you very worried?"

Sakura nodded her head. "Aacha-san! I'm very worried. What if Rin has Ebola, or Onchocerciatis?"

Rin stuttered. "E-e-ebola...!?"

"...well, I think uh...she just has a flu..."

"What if she has lupus?"

[Anonymous No.]

I'm usually all "awwww~" over cuteness, but this artist's stuff... I just can't help but want to see adorable little Sakura and Rin brutally raped and tortured. I-is this how Yukkurifags feel?

[Anonymous No.]

One summer day, Archer and his two young charges, Sakura and Rin were enjoying the cool breeze.

Rin was having a fine time, but something bothered her. Sakura was wearing a very pretty yellow hat, a gift from Archer, and she felt a slight stirring of jealousy.

"Aacha!" Rin said at last. "How come I didn't get a big yellow hat." She pouted.

Sakura heard her and turned her way, just so Rin could get a full view of her pretty yellow hat.

Archer smiled at her. "Well, Rin, you don't really want to know."

"Just tell me!" She demanded forcefully.

Archer grimaced. "...Rin, your head is too big."

"...."

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One spring day, as Archer was cleaning the house as he usually did, Rin and Sakura approached him.

"Aacha-san!" Sakura called out. "We have a question!"

Archer stroked his chin thoughtfully. "And would question would that be?"

Rin piped up. "Where do babies come from."

Archer froze. He wasn't prepared to talk about the birds and the bees yet. "Well...ehh...they are uh...summoned by the holy grail!"

Sakura clapped her hands together in delight and giggled. "So does that make you our baby, Aacha-san?"

Archer froze. "Well, it doesn't really work that way...Rin, why are you frowning?"

Rin pressed her tiny fists against her dress. "Aacha , that's a lie. I'm not stupid or gullible you know." She fumed.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

I teared up.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Nanny Archer - Saving Loli's since the fifth grail war.

[Anonymous No.]

So this is why Archer is so manly. I never knew.
I wouldn't be so good a father. It's probably for the best that I'll never have a daughter of my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556637
Anonymous: Ignoring English mechanics since 1994

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1556642
>Anonymous: ignoring English mechanics since 1994.

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>>1556642
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>>1556654

i'm looking for the school version of this, anyone have it?

i want archer dad and caster mom btw ;_;

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

>>1556654
I want Iskander to be my uncle...

Also, Arihiko where?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1556648

there's no such thing as english language mechanics

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>>1556708

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>>1556667
>he'd buy me the latest games, and fuck,

I know an uncle like that.

[Anonymous No.]

AAACHAA POAR THE TEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556724

[Anonymous No.]

so it goes nanny archer > fate archer > UBW archer > HF archer?

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>>1556639
Well, you could be like the uncle to my kids or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556980
I could teach them how to poison a DNS cache, but not have to pay for college or be rebelled against. That'd be sweet.