Ever had a crush on a 3D woman from IRL?

[Musashi !q1LI9HbVC2 No.]

I know most of you guys (lie) say you don't love 3D woman.

But have you ever loved or had a crush on a real woman. Not someone you've seen on TV, but someone you've seen IRL.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Man, stop posting so much. I'm /jp/'s shittiest poster, not you!

[Anonymous No.]

ummm... yeah?

I highly doubt many people here sincerely hate real women and/or prefer anime girls over them.

For humanity's future, I pray that's not the case anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course we've had crushes you retard, we've all been to high school and wanted to fuck the head cheerleader before we upgraded to 2D.

[Musashi !q1LI9HbVC2 No.]

>>1556081
>>1556082
Upgraded to 2D, or realized that you couldn't put up getting rejected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556081
>I highly doubt many people here sincerely prefer anime girls over them.

Are you serious?

[Musashi !q1LI9HbVC2 No.]

>>1556093
It's hard to believe you truly prefer 2D over 3D. I still miss my ex. I miss her soft hands, and warm body. I still haven't forgotten how it was to hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

I was born hating the 3D world. I adored 2D since childhood, not speaking to any pig disgusting 3D figures. I don't think I've ever had any crushes on any people in my whole life. I cursed my parents for being 3D beings, but they still took care of me and fed me despite all the resent I had towards them. When I was small, every day I would go to the local video rental store to check out copies of Sailor Moon and gaze upon her essence of beauty. I would request my parents to import the latest episodes of Ranma 1/2 to see the beautiful women included in it.

To this day, I believe that 2D is still superior and that 3D is nothing but a myth and a false reality created to confuse the normal being. But I live in the 2D world, because I can accomplish the impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556077
Step up your game Jones... this guy is catching you!

[Musashi !q1LI9HbVC2 No.]

>>1556105
;_; manly tears were shed. I know how it feels to be rejected and a loner brother. Stay strong!

[Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg No.]

I do... or more accurately, I did.
Once I figured out the superiority of 2D, almost every 3D girl loked plain (oh, the irony) in comparison.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1556108
But he just uses the same three or four lousy threads per day! What am I doing wrong? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556104

normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

This thread does not belong on /jp/. Take it to /r9k/ or something.

[Musashi !q1LI9HbVC2 No.]

>>1556140
Most of you guys are normal. Being a nerd doesn't make you special or un-normal.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, I've had a crush on several girls. I think the oldest was only 11 though, so I wouldn't call them "women."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556144
Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556104
You don't belong this place.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread embodies everything that sucks about /jp/. Well, some of it anyways.

LOLZ HURR DURR 2D ONLYZ LOL 3D IS PIG DISGUSTING XD

[Anonymous No.]

I have a couple of times, fortunately it lasts less than a week because I realise they have too many faults.

One time I was dumb and she told me to call her, then whe got mad at me for not calling enough. Their constant need for attention and my apathy towards women made it unsuitable for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556178
That's what /jp/ is, if you don't agree you're welcome to leave. We've made this clear.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1556188
You're just an idiot who missed the point and feels the need to sensationalize everything. Enjoy your lack of brains. I'm in this solely for the intelligent posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556201
Then you're not really a part of /jp/, it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556131
>What am I doing wrong?
You don't use enough 3D pics or blog-like posts.

Cheer up though! You're still the worst on-topic poster here... by a very wide margin.

[Anonymous No.]

Once upon a time maybe... but that was like more than 10 yrs ago. Was in junior school and a tub of lard. In the last decade or so I've become enlightened. Humanity is unfit and full of faults. I've then secluded myself from the unperfect society, and lost the tub of lard. I rarely come in contact with the sun. At times that I do come in contact with the sun, I'm in full sunblocking attire.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, when I was a teen. Recently I've also developed a crush, on a 10 yo girl.

Life is good.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1556249
Ganbatte, myself!

[Musashi !q1LI9HbVC2 No.]

>>1556250
Don't be like that. I'm sure you could tap some hot 3D ass if you put yourself into the task. You have to work out, eat healthier and get some social skills.

I'm an ugly guy but still get to tap "dat ass." Women are easy to seduce, stop being a whiner and get some self-esteem.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1556284
>useless advice
Forget that working out and eating healthy bullshit. He said he lost the lard.
The real secret to getting laid is confidence, and false confidence is as effective as the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1556284
We don't want that. Go away.