/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Moot's "major update" will involve various cost cutting measures in an attempt to make 4chan more profitable, including culling less populous boards such as /jp/.

Mods will still b& Touhou on sight on /a/.

You had best get used to the moniker "Nameless Fairy," Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>including culling less populous boards such as /jp/.
>Mods will still b& Touhou on sight on /a/.

If /jp/ is cut, Touhou will go somewhere.

But fuck me if I have to go to /a/. I guess I will be a Fairy then.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I'm not really sure if I want to make the effort to clean up /a/.

I guess this is farewell, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

Why not introduce a pay-per-month-account, where you can ban one other non-paying user per week? I'd sign up in an instant; this would also solve the "XDDDD SO RANDUM" epidemic so rampant in some boards.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU LIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553816
Sounds like a plan, Stan. Count me in.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about Touhou, I'm a VNfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Just when I thought home foreclosures had nothing to do with me...

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1553816
Banning does nothing, though.

Wouldn't you like some avatars instead?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>1553816
Only if it costs 1$ a month

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>1553843
OH why not switch to PHPBB

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553816
It's times like this that I miss GenMay where you could pay to have someone banned for a specified amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>less populous boards such as /jp/

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>less populous boards such as /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>same text, different picture

[Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs No.]

>including culling less populous boards such as /jp/
>less populous boards
>/jp/
But I see lots of activity in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

/fa/ - ~490,000
/fit/ - ~430,000
/hc/ - ~308,000
/jp/ - ~1,555,000
neo /n/ - ~56,000
/r9k/ - ~2,006,000
/sp/ - ~450,000
/toy/ - ~313,000
/trv/ - ~75,000

[Anonymous No.]

>less populous boards such as /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553907

What's the population of /po/?
I mean, /po/ is like the slowest board on 4chan, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553911

They're just postcounts.

~200,000, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553911
Those are post counts. And population =/= post counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553880
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHERE IS MY SHOTGUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553911
No one cares, /po/ should never be axed because they are too nice

No board would be axed, unless it reached /n/ levels of shittiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553954
Shouldn't /b/ (and possibly /a/ and /v/) get the chop then?

[Anonymous No.]

Split /b/ up into 6 different boards and rename them anime/random. Make a /me/-meme board for people to post their memes. Make a /to/-touhou board so they can get out of here. Make a /ma/-manga board for just manga and keep /a/ just for anime. Make roleplaying text board and provide a link to an offsite loli image board.

[Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg No.]

>>1554003
The scum would spread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554024

That is perhaps the worst idea I have ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554027

touhou fag spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554024
...and then after a week perma-ban everyone who ever posted on the meme board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554027

I agree. I do like Touhou, but Touhou doesn't need a board dedicated just for Touhou. /jp/ is perfect just the way it is.


>>1554025

No tripfag, you are the scum.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get a /nijiura/ where we can post 2chan memes?

Because I cannot go without my Nijiura Maids and 420chan's /yakui/ cannot tide me forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554031
>new fags dont nkow how to use capital letters XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554041

Ok you're right, axe the /to/ board proposal but keep everything else. also

>>1554037

this

[Anonymous No.]

Get rid of /r9k/

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554070
>>1554070

you mean /relationship9k/

[Anonymous No.]

Just get rid of 4chan period actually, we can just all migrate to futaba and be the weeaboos we strive to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553915

No, but population can be inferred by post counts when you compare the age of the boards. /jp/ is one of 4chan's younger boards (created only this year) and isn't that far behind /m/ (here since nearly the beginning).

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554043


The one Nijura maid I remember that was posted on here was one whose sole attribute was having a gigantic dick. Name of Shugoi, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU CANNOT MAKE A COMMUNITY DEDICATED TO JAPANESE CULTURE AND OTHER NERDY INTERESTS PROFITABLE DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554113

You obviously haven't seen the video of moot wakeboarding.

[Anonymous No.]

Moot is selling 4chan to support the little brown girl he fathered in Mexico back in 05.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553782
>You had best get used to the moniker "Nameless Fairy," Anonymous.

You mean, to the Touhou spams on every board that would invariably follow?

>>1554123
...and who could blame him?

[Anonymous No.]

There will be another donate or die program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554112

Ah, Shugoi.

She's also in a nigh-perpetual state of orgasm and horniness.
She shares a birthday with Hidoi.
The party did not go well.
How terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554003
The three most popular boards on 4chan don't count you dumbfuck, they're too popular to remove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554159

calm down bro.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554153

She's one of the most hidden maids. I didn't know of her existence until /jp/, which surprised me. You'd think she'd appear on /d/, which we all know stands for /d/ickgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554166
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554206

thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554201

Well, I dunno. I don't browse /d/, clearly.

Honestly, she just has the "Doesn't play well with others" tag, to be plagiarizing Exalted.

You want obscure, try Inui the slimemaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554211

Alien? Sentient water spirit? Jell-O experiment gone wrong?
Nobody knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554201
So fucking what? They're infested with cancer/retards/underageb&/whathaveyou, and if the mods aren't going to do anything about it, the offending boards should be taken out and shot, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554215

She's known, at least, to hang out with Kusai, a known alien. (Who is 3 meters tall and reportedly behind the "Flatwoods monster" incident - google it)

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554211

Yakui is apparently dangerous to life and limb and she gets coverage. Shugoi doesn't. Very strange.


>>1554231

oh shi-

[Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg No.]

>>1554231
>Various descriptions of the second entity [piloting an UFO] exist. Most agree that it was at least 10 feet tall and that it had a red face which appeared to glow from within, and a green body. Witnesses described the creature's head as having bulging, non-human eyes and as either being shaped like a heart/an Ace of Spades, or as having a large heart/Ace of Spades shaped cowling behind it. The creature's body was described as being man-shaped and clad in a dark pleated skirt; later described as being green. Some accounts record that the creature had no visible arms, while others describe it as having short stubby arms; ending in long claw-like fingers, which protruded from the front of its body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554236
>Yakui is apparently dangerous to life and limb and she gets coverage

She's also a druggie.

A gigadruggie.

A druggie to surpass all druggies before her.

This is a silly, light-hearted character you can /play with/, and therefore /plays well with others/.

An eternally-horny dickgirl who puts it in anything she can put it in /doesn't play well with others/. It's not a lovable, silly archetype; it's fetish material.

Inui and Kusai are just out-theres, so obviously they never get a spotlight.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554239

So does that explain why we don't ever see Ozoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554244

... Wait, what?
Ozoi's one of the most famous Nijiura Maids.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554247

This is news to me. She and ITAI hardly ever appear on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554250

I dunno. You see Ozoi and Yakui together a lot.

Itai, however?
She just doesn't get attention here, I guess. She's also one of the more familiar maids.

[Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554259

Of course, Itai's only truly big claim-to-fame is her FUCK YES WEAPONRY meme-thing.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554239


>An eternally-horny dickgirl who puts it in anything she can put it in /doesn't play well with others/. It's not a lovable, silly archetype; it's fetish material.

On an unrelated note, given the Japanese penchant for weird shit I would think hardly anyone would raise an eyebrow at Shugoi. We have a maid that's DEAD and encourages necrophilia by showing her panties(or by spirits showing her panties). That's pretty out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554264

HELL YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554272

Yeah but she's a lovable necronympho.

Or, well, you technically can't blame her for anything. If you turn necrophile for Shitai, it's YOUR fault. She's just a corpse. Really.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554278

I dunno, bro. Necrophilia's one of them cardinal sins those Xtians like to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

But I mean it's not like Shugoi's IGNORED... she just doesn't get interaction with other maids, much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554282

Because, you know, she'd just be raping them all day.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554282

Not really. What I'm talking about is the complete lack of information and pictures about her unless you go Sherlock Holmes on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554288

But that goes for like all but the 15 major maids.

I mean honestly, try to find anything about Yabai.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554300

The one with the bleeding eyes? I found a shitload of shit about her. Even about what spawned her. She's nowhere near as hidden as Shugoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554315

Really? Yeah, I suppose the legendary owl-thing is a thing of myth and then can be easily found.
But I find it really hard to find any info on any of them but these 15, short of the Nijiura Warehouse, which has basically all of them.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554318

SHUP

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554318
>>1554318

Sorry, I saw Usai there and it just kinda flew out of my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554326

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554326

'k.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554350

For the record, I consider Usai to be one of the more awesome Nijiura maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554356

Isn't she just, like, a bunnygirl who hates people talking?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>1554359

That's the hilarious part. I love when she just jumps in the middle of a conversation telling people to shut the fuck up over and over again and they don't even know what's going on.

SHUP

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554368

She's also kinda cutey-tsundere-ish.

[Anonymous No.]

But I suppose I can see the appeal in "Suddenly, SHUP!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554024
>Make a /to/-touhou board so they can get out of here. Make a /ma/-manga board for just manga and keep /a/ just for anime. Make roleplaying text board and provide a link to an offsite loli image board.
I agree with those, but not the /b/ split, oh god no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1553816
All the underageb& will just get their parents to pay for them. The others who have half a brain wouldn't want to pay shit for a fucking imageboard.

(Yes I know you were joking.)

[Anonymous No.]

I love the people that are always like, "I know, it's like...it's totally free to have a new board, just kick the things I don't like out!"

DEAL WITH IT. NERD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554447

Nothing wrong with expressing opinions about this sorta thing. Actually moot asks for it, but just rarely listens.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp One Year Later

[Anonymous No.]

You remind me how time flies, one year later-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anybody else gotten to the point that they just don't browse /jp/ anymore? I still visit the ghostboard and /bun/, but both are so slow that most of the time I'm off playing games or watching anime or something of the sort.

You really start to realize how shitty 4chan is when you stop visiting it. I can't look at /jp/ anymore without groaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554459,3
Well, it's getting difficult to find the time to browse /jp/ (university classes, etc.), and the slow post rate aren't helping.

But I think time off is actually a good thing, usually. The last time I took an extended break from /jp/, when I returned it was a lot more bearable than I remembered (probably had something to do with the fact that some of the most obnoxious posters--athens, namely--were no longer around).

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554459,3
This. I only come to /ghost/ and /bun/ a few times during the day, post a few things and then go on with my life. Going to /jp/ is an exercise in self-restraint, having to tolerate all the various "daily doses" and shitposting. Not as bad as /a/ turned into, but still, a almost total waste of time.
Can't really pinpoint what happened or why, but it is completely stagnant to me now.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ wouldn't be so shitty if there was something to discuss. How often does a VN get translated, or doujins and weeaboo games get released? Not too often. 80% of the time there's nothing to talk about so everybody just shitposts.

[Anonymous Jones !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1554459,6
Sharin no Kuni tomorrow. I'm not anticipating discussions or anything, but I might avoid /jp/ until weekend anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>I might avoid /jp/ until weekend anyway.
I don't think you could choose a worse time to return.

[‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ No.]

>>1554459,5
>Can't really pinpoint what happened to /a/
Must've been all those dolphin pussy threads.

[Anonymous Jones !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1554459,8
Unfortunate coincidence of timing. I have classes during the week, so I don't have the time I'd like to devote to a good visual novel. (I'm a read-it-in-one-sitting guy.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554459,7
>Sharin no Kuni tomorrow
Is that so~? Well, someone please give the relevant thread a ghost tag when that happens, thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't really pinpoint what happened to /a/
Combination of moot posting /a/ related things on /b/ (Gurren Lagann for instance) and KoG releasing various spam bots.
>>1554459,10
I'm also a read it in one sitting guy. Unfortunately haven't been reading very much since Family Project. I haven't even finished C+C, oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1554459,12
Stop mentioning him, he's gotten enough attention already.

[Anonymous No.]

lol@ moot's ever-elusive update.