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pls no bully

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:56:42 2016 No.15514731 Mindflayers make for great best friends

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:56:56 2016 No.15514732 I fucked it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:57:12 2016 No.15514736 >>15514726 You messed up there anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:57:13 2016 No.15514737 >>15514726 Can I pet instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:57:32 2016 No.15514740 Tiny mofu is for snuggling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:57:35 2016 No.15514741 File: 1.64 MB, 1300x1467, 5e8b8216643864c7040b4a715809309e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] elf slave what do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:58:06 2016 No.15514743 >>15514726 >in the name field At least you didn't make it "m" like I did.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:58:12 2016 No.15514744 [SPOILER]

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>having a foot fetish
>having a stocking/sock fetish
>liking legs
>having an ass fetish
>having a facesitting fetish

>my waifu is a snek
And this is how much I would basically give up for my snek waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:58:24 2016 No.15514745 >>15514741 lolinip alert!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:58:31 2016 No.15514747 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:59:10 2016 No.15514755 >>15514741 They're monstergirls using a polymorph disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:59:17 2016 No.15514759 >>15514741 Take them home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:59:19 2016 No.15514760 >>15514726 >In the name-field Urge to bully RISING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:59:24 2016 No.15514761 >>15514741 Wash, impregnate, marry, fatten, spoon, and cuddle in any order....except for Wash. That comes first, always

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 19:59:35 2016 No.15514762 Remember to sign up for your local captive breeding program for endangered Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:00:14 2016 No.15514764 >>15514747 >Liking x Really now? Not even Y? Common, you can do better than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:00:36 2016 No.15514767 File: 171 KB, 1360x1760, Ren Xiongmao Standing Around.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514762 Sir, yes sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:00:49 2016 No.15514768 >>15514745 That's just a bead of sweat. Everyone knows elves don't grow nipples until they're 110.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:01:05 2016 No.15514770 File: 337 KB, 730x973, Kikikikikikikiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep it clean you nerds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:01:30 2016 No.15514772 >>15514762 Gonna breed those snow leopard girls!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:02:00 2016 No.15514773 >>15514768 Mmhm. Yeah. Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:02:55 2016 No.15514777 >>15514767 Looks like her hips are ready for breeding.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:03:14 2016 No.15514778
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>>15514767
I like how the pandagirl that predates the en-Xiongmao still looks like it'd be a normal civilian Ren-Xiongmao compared to the high-class noble featured in the profile art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:03:38 2016 No.15514782 >you will never get gangraped on a train Can anyone give me proper rape stories that show monstergirls raping men?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:04:34 2016 No.15514786 >>15514778 the pandagirl that Monorus drew* I had those words in my mind but I forgot to type them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:06:11 2016 No.15514791 >>15514764 I fucked you're yfu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:06:28 2016 No.15514794 What's wrong with Warosu, anyway? It hasn't archived a single /jp/ post for just under six hours now.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:07:17 2016 No.15514795

I want to do hot wax torture with my Kobold daughteru! I'll tie her down on the floor and then her mother and I will drip hot candle wax all over her nude, exposed body! Then I'll hook her up to a double-penetration fucking machine while I fuck my waifu, and then well untie her for some tender shower sex and aftercare!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:07:45 2016 No.15514799 >>15514744 >Having a foot fetish >Waifu doesn't have feet That's a problem I share with you I got over it by coming up with a polymorphed version of her (similar to Alice from MGQ)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:08:53 2016 No.15514803 I want to hire a clumsy shog and kiki to clean my house

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:09:55 2016 No.15514807 >>15514803 I want to hire a tubby kiki and shog to be my wives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:09:55 2016 No.15514808 >>15514782 http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq (Dude gets molested on a train, no gangrape though) http://pastebin.com/hUpBNqCw http://pastebin.com/9jMwF7th http://pastebin.com/F0a7y2CC http://pastebin.com/2P1U4TN0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:10:39 2016 No.15514811 What's a good monster for someone with severe confidence and dependency issues

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:10:56 2016 No.15514814 >>15514795 That's pretty messed up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:11:13 2016 No.15514815 >>15514762 Give me more details.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:11:16 2016 No.15514817 File: 2.19 MB, 3508x2480, 1467669306922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy big paw friendly snowsuits while they're on sale in the summer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:11:56 2016 No.15514822 >>15514811 Kikimora if you want healing, Devil if you want to fall deeper down the hole of dependency.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:12:07 2016 No.15514824 File: 664 KB, 625x750, 1468109527866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hey anon, if you spot for me I'll let you take as many pictures as you want when i do squats Do any of your guys's amazon friends get weird in the gym?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:12:33 2016 No.15514828 >>15514811 your waifu, she will do her absolute best to protect your smile

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:12:34 2016 No.15514829 >>15514814 No it's not! It's a fun time that we all enjoy very much!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:13:09 2016 No.15514833 >>15514824 I don't have an Amazon friend. Amazons eat people!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:14:23 2016 No.15514837 >>15514815 Well you're going to be in an enclosure with an endangered Monster Girl and you have to make sure her species is...no longer endangered. Fertility potions and Viagra are available in an unlimited supply

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:14:36 2016 No.15514840 >>15514824 Weird how? I know my almost never leaves the gym after I told her that I like muscles. She's getting pretty swole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:16:00 2016 No.15514847 Monster sisters should make sure their brothers don't get raped

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:16:49 2016 No.15514853 >>15514837 What kind of girls will be there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:16:57 2016 No.15514854 >>15514726 I'm going to bully that small mofu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:17:04 2016 No.15514855 >>15514814 nah its the KDF. He's alright.

>>	John Moses Browning Sat Jul 9 20:17:41 2016 No.15514859 File: 443 KB, 628x842, 1379195837723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514799 Actually, me too heh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:17:42 2016 No.15514860 >>15514847 You're right They should rape them first just so they can make sure their virginity is lost to someone they care about

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:18:04 2016 No.15514865 >>15514855 What the hell does KDF even mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:18:23 2016 No.15514866 >>15514859 >name What are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:18:24 2016 No.15514867 >>15514859 >white Meer far out, man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:19:23 2016 No.15514872 >>15514744 I want more monsters trying to so something that they physically can't, like a slime trying to give a footjob or a winged monster giving a handjob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:19:24 2016 No.15514873 >>15514855 Can't get into his taste for nipple clamps/piercings and electricity stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:19:48 2016 No.15514875 >>15514865 The Kobold daughteru fucker. he's a waifufag, sort of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:19:58 2016 No.15514876 >>15514865 If the K is Kobold, figure out the other 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:20:39 2016 No.15514879 >>15514865 Kobold Daughterufag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:20:43 2016 No.15514880 So is the gap between encyclopedia entries because KC is preping for encyclopeida 2?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:21:58 2016 No.15514883 >>15514817 What does a Yeti need a snow suit for? Do Yeti kids not hold heat as easily?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:22:40 2016 No.15514887 >>15514873 I don't like everything he's into either but some of his other ideas are really neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:22:49 2016 No.15514888 >>15514883 because being nude is lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:23:05 2016 No.15514891 >>15514880 Yeah, new book should have 14 or so new entries. There's going to be 13 we all write off as shit and one that sparks a shitstorm that spans four threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:23:30 2016 No.15514894 >>15514853 I dunno just pick an endangered animal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:24:10 2016 No.15514896 >>15514880 It's probably going to have more redrawn girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:24:21 2016 No.15514898 >>15514891 Wait 14 that make their first appearance in the book? Because its gonna be a while before we get scans or translations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:25:25 2016 No.15514901 We already have a ninja, but what about a spartan monster girl? How would she look like? Would she be a succubutts too?

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:25:29 2016 No.15514902

Anons,

What would it be like growing up with a dire monster girl childhood friend?

Would she beat you up cause she's stronger?
Get sad at the teasing because she's got muscles before everyone else?
Not care because they're kids?

Feel free to roll if you want to see what your dire childhood friend is.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:25:40 2016 No.15514903 I'm seconding that one guy's opinion that the word should be passed on to KC to keep ignoring westerners. He shouldn't have to hear what wiki- and tft-tier people have to say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:25:45 2016 No.15514905 File: 100 KB, 800x566, 1468110345610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514872 Absolutely this

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:26:23 2016 No.15514912

>>15514880
Yes

I read a while ago that for MGE 1 he kept 10 entries for the book's release

We have 14 more entries to go, so at best we can hope for him to release 4 more entries spread in 5 weeks

I'd be surprised if he did that, he's probably going to release one or two profile in august to hype up the release but I don't see him releasing any until then

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:27:01 2016 No.15514915 >>15514859 >>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=John+Moses+Browning Stop namefagging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:27:52 2016 No.15514918 File: 275 KB, 720x540, f89a3cc5d2bd9e3f21c9f8c8d163f5a77adba93d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post more monstergirls or I and my daughter will leave this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:28:05 2016 No.15514919 >>15514901 >We already have a ninja, but what about a spartan monster girl? More musclegirls sound lovely. >How would she look like? Red skin is a definite, unless- >Would she be a succubutts too? she's made an Undead variant, which I wouldn't mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:28:19 2016 No.15514921 >>15514872 How about an Oni having sex while sober?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:28:33 2016 No.15514922 >>15514905 why does she look so angry?

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:28:47 2016 No.15514923

>>15514903
>I'm seconding that one guy's opinion that the word should be passed on to KC to keep ignoring westerners. He shouldn't have to hear what wiki- and tft-tier people have to say.

Let's just hope that the english release of MGE doesn't attract more HFY types to the fandom. But, hopefully KC now knows not to throw that crowd any bones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:28:55 2016 No.15514924 >>15514918 If you're KDF then you can please go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:29:07 2016 No.15514928 >>15514915 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:29:15 2016 No.15514929 >>15514901 Wouldn't such a thing just be an Amazon with a different fashion sense? >>15514904 >Last thread we were talking about anubis family job We were?! And I missed it?! Fug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:29:16 2016 No.15514930 >>15514902 Derp. monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:29:37 2016 No.15514933 >>15514921 I'm sure an Oni can be sober her whole life

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:29:46 2016 No.15514935 >>15514902 >dire lamia >what is an anaconda

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:30:07 2016 No.15514939 >>15514915 >2014 That's like 50 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:30:27 2016 No.15514942 >>15514918 It's not good to drain images so early on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:30:49 2016 No.15514947 >>15514918 >Don't talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:30:53 2016 No.15514949

>>15514901
Somewhat lean and tough, like a shorter amazon, with olive skin and very long, coarse black or brown hair that's been oiled and tied in a long braid.

She'd have a strangely strong attachment to her spear and would wear light, silky garments with minimal jewellery.

Personality-wise she'd have a very strange, Clint Eastwood-esque manner of speaking and a somewhat unnerving obsession with finding an ideal genetic mate that would produce strong sons and beautiful daughters.

Also bisexual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:31:09 2016 No.15514950 File: 75 KB, 709x641, button mashing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514922 She is trying to break a stick with her cute silky little feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:31:15 2016 No.15514952 >>15514935 Is that what she's going to shout when she wraps you up with her Super Ultra Love Hug of Death?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:32:07 2016 No.15514957 >>15514902 >Harpy So either a bird of prey or a Roc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:32:20 2016 No.15514958 >>15514923 >Let's just hope that the english release of MGE doesn't attract more HFY types to the fandom. I wasn't talking about that at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:32:37 2016 No.15514961 >>15514903 what exactly are they saying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:33:39 2016 No.15514968 >>15514950 She just needs to learn to be patient, you know what they say the broken stick is always harder than a twig

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:33:40 2016 No.15514969 >>15514888 Yetis aren't lewd, they have fur bikinis and panties! sometimes they don't know when hugs go from casual to sensual and lewd, demon lord help you if a Yeti stranger gives you a big hug and you get a boner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:33:46 2016 No.15514970 >>15514930 >>15514902 >dire familiar She's going to need double comforting in her childhood due to having muscle and, when growing up, her lack of 'womanly assets'. Gonna stick her in spats and lift with her. Gonna have sweaty shower sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:35:26 2016 No.15514977 >>15514957 Yep. She'll probably be able to fly earlier than normal. Would you let her bring you to the roof so you can see the sun set?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:35:36 2016 No.15514978 Daily reminder: gazers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:35:40 2016 No.15514979 >>15514949 All that sounds amazing >that last line Hey fuck you, they just had a strong friendship!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:35:58 2016 No.15514981 >>15514902 >Dire Hellhound In for some really heavy bullying, delinquency, followed by loving sex as she finally comes to term with her feelings.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:36:07 2016 No.15514984
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Small question, I remember reading something about if you commit NTR in MGE land that it makes you a free target to be killed by any and all monsters, but I don't recall where it was written or said, either in book or by KC questions, would anyone know where it is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:37:12 2016 No.15514985 >>15514952 if im dating her, shes going to be a lot more witty >"Time for a snake-skin burrito wrap with hard meat inside!" i want to laugh and smile again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:38:37 2016 No.15514993 >>15514984 Pretty sure that's not the case. If you cheat on a monster girl, they just get angry and try to one-up the other women in your harem. Monsters only kill in self-defense, or if you harm their husbands. Just like that poor tentacle forest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:39:22 2016 No.15514996 >>15514902 >Dire Kraken I'm getting tentacle loved constantly aren't I

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:40:06 2016 No.15515000 >>15514993 No I mean NTR as in if you know a monster girl was married and fucked her against her will.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:40:26 2016 No.15515002

>>15514984
You can't NTR monsters you are in a relationship with in MGE because they just consider you to have picked up a new wife. They can't NTR you as a lover because they are 110% loyal to their chosen dick-er-husband.

The only way to do it is to rape a married monster. That's when KC said you'd wind up in pieces.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:40:38 2016 No.15515004 Monoeyes are my monolove

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:40:58 2016 No.15515006 >>15514902 >Dire Kakuen Big strong Gorilla Girl!

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:42:43 2016 No.15515014

>>15514981
Just wait till she jumps you after gym class one day and tries to awkwardly get you to confess that you like it before she takes the plunge and rapes you.

>>15514985
Super loving wife scale wrap is go!

>>15514996
She'll wrap you up and carry you around everywhere.
even when the two of you are kids.

>>15515006
Yep.
She's going to carry you to the top of the jungle gym and rub cheeks with you..... Face cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:42:56 2016 No.15515017 File: 565 KB, 1600x1600, 1440808757789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515004 >Liking the same filthy thing as Shoggy SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:43:30 2016 No.15515019 Can Mantises feel emotions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:43:46 2016 No.15515022 >>15514984 >>15515000 If she's a powerful monstergirl you'll probably die or get beaten up. If she's not and you manage to do it, she won't feel anything either and after that you're probably gonna get a "visit" from her friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:43:58 2016 No.15515025 >>15515014 >Confession If anything it would play out like that sparring greentext a few threads back. Hot as fuk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:44:47 2016 No.15515027 >>15515022 >from her friends Ah, and the husband, who will probably be also powerful enough to kill you due to demonic energy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:45:33 2016 No.15515032 >>15515025 >sparring greentext p-post it my dudes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:45:35 2016 No.15515033 >>15515014 >carry you around everywhere I;m sure she would be faster than me anyways so that works

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:45:41 2016 No.15515034 >>15515019 Of course they do, what kind of question is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:46:25 2016 No.15515039 >>15515019 They just have trouble showing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:46:50 2016 No.15515042 >>15515019 nope they physically can't love

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:47:18 2016 No.15515043

>>15515025
Maybe.
I think she'd try and rough you up and get you to admit you like it so she feels less guilty about what she's about to do.

After all, she IS your childhood frien- er, bully.

>>15515033
Yep, although she'd tell you to walk every now and then so you stop being lazy.
And so you can hold hands with her while you walk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:47:33 2016 No.15515046 >>15514902 >Dire Alp I support her, even when her attempt to work out to be "manly" fails due to a poor diet and I get a big-tittied strongfat alp to give raspberries to.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:48:10 2016 No.15515051

>>15514979
Spartan society was fucking weird and it's fascinating to read about.

The goofy batman one-liners in 300? Those were real. They actually talked like that. It's called speaking laconically, and they were punished if they didn't do it in school.

>Plutarch's 'Moralia' contains a collection of "Sayings of Spartan Women", including a laconic quip attributed to Gorgo: when asked by a woman from Attica why Spartan women were the only women in the world who could rule men, she replied "Because we are the only women who are mothers of men".

They bathed their babies in wine after birth to see how tough they were, and any that had deformities or looked scrawny were tossed off a cliff.

They also had mandatory dance classes for both genders.

>In part to attract mates, females engaged in athletic competitions, including javelin-throwing and wrestling, and also sang and danced competitively.

>your spartan waifu will never try to impress you by suplexing the amazon next door

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:48:26 2016 No.15515054 >>15515032 http://pastebin.com/pCicXDKz There you go anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:48:42 2016 No.15515055 >>15515017 She looks real cute especially her hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:48:56 2016 No.15515058 >>15515046 Ah yes, the dire alp. Truly a sad creature when ever their strong ones can be bullied. just remember to help her when she feels down.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:49:03 2016 No.15515059

>>15514977
>walking home
>suddenly get ripped from the streets by something carrying me off into the sky
>Roc-san literally has me in her claws
>drops me onto some rooftop as she perches nearby
>If it wasn't for the wings folded in front of her, I'd be seeing her lowering her head towards her chest
>she had always been isolated and alienated because of her looks
>'look at that freak'
>'no man wants an amazon with a chest you could grate cheese with'
>'fucking carpet munchin dykebird'
>the tirades from everyone were pretty consistent, even though you never took part
>Not in front of a face that could be cute and stern at the same time
>hear a faint voice from within her wings, almost like she's trying to keep herself from sobbing
>"Stay with me, anon, please? Even if it's only for tonight."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:49:33 2016 No.15515063 >>15515004 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:49:42 2016 No.15515066 >>15515043 >Get me to admit Implying I haven't been begging her to date me ever since we were kids. I'll never let her forget her marriage promise she made before she became a delinquent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:50:32 2016 No.15515068 >>15515063 Because they can be beautiful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:51:15 2016 No.15515072 >>15515054 sexcellent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:51:36 2016 No.15515076 What if your devious older sister convinced you to make marriage promises with all your monster friends

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:51:41 2016 No.15515078 >>15515059 Exactly. Thats a bird I'd cuddle all night long. >>15515066 Would you bring up such things in front of her gang when they bully you? She'd probably get embarrassed and be twice as tough on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:51:47 2016 No.15515081 File: 1.16 MB, 2250x1800, comission__9___miia__jabberwock_and_gazer_by_loen91-da8wqzb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514978 They're bullies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:53:05 2016 No.15515087 File: 226 KB, 700x988, Cmm1_qqUsAEvtQ-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:53:17 2016 No.15515088 File: 859 KB, 1200x1600, tmp_21625-miia_by_l4no_shiro-da9j1b31097292811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Miia commission is done, just have to wait for my turn with loen next

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:53:45 2016 No.15515091 >>15515081 Such lewd chaos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:53:47 2016 No.15515092 >>15515068 Even when they only have one eye? Weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:54:38 2016 No.15515096 >>15515088 Meer a cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:54:59 2016 No.15515099 >>15515088 Cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:55:03 2016 No.15515100 >>15514902 >Dire dragon Oh god, she's going to polish me like the rock I am. Thank god I like to be dominated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:56:41 2016 No.15515112 >>15515092 what difference does and eye make

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 20:57:49 2016 No.15515118 >>15515100 You're dealing with an old bloodline there anon. She probably can trace her bloodline back centuries to warrior queens who ruled over entire civilizations. Are you certain that she want you? Because she does, she's just too proud to say it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:00:37 2016 No.15515128 >Your onee-san's face when you tell her you're gonna confess to another girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:00:50 2016 No.15515130 File: 1.84 MB, 1800x2250, Blue Calx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Super duper quick piece of smut made as a thank you to Loen for his applaudable generosity. Never stop being wonderful, bud. Sea Slime: http://pastebin.com/vHZdrvKB

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:01:33 2016 No.15515133 File: 197 KB, 818x1157, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515118 I think it would be cool if she Refered to you as her "greatest treasure." It's both corny and sweet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:02:52 2016 No.15515138 >>15515051 Well, that really is fascinating and weird. I'm actually hype for a spartan monster girl now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:03:07 2016 No.15515139 >>15515076 Then she is a great older sis because she just got you a harem for when you are older

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:04:17 2016 No.15515146 >>15515118 Then I'll change that. I'll become a man she'll be proud to call husband. I might be just a frail stone now, but I'm gonna polish myself and become the brightest diamond!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:04:52 2016 No.15515152 >>15515128 why is she blue

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:05:17 2016 No.15515155 >>15515133 That it would be. Although the real question is Will you get good enough to princess carry her on your wedding night? >>15515146 Anon please, you cannot fap until your penis shines like a diamond.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:05:33 2016 No.15515156 File: 79 KB, 562x796, 1460004013523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Making summer memories with an oni!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:05:51 2016 No.15515157 File: 393 KB, 595x842, Butter-T (2.9) [F][A].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onee-sans are for loving and marrying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:06:25 2016 No.15515161 >>15515156 how about hiding her beer during the summer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:07:40 2016 No.15515166 File: 3.02 MB, 2000x2500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515155 Depends, how big is she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:09:42 2016 No.15515175 >>15515155 he could be like that one anon and fail at the carry then end up falling into her breasts face first

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:10:46 2016 No.15515179
File: 1.09 MB, 1800x2250, she's confessing her love for jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the simpsons, and dirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15515118
>>15515133
mg's that are out of your league confessing their love to you is fucking tight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:11:56 2016 No.15515186 >>15515155 Not like that! I would get stronger, smarter and cooler too just so she could be true to herself and to me. I want to her an honest "I love you". Even if I almost die trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:12:53 2016 No.15515190 >>15515166 Bane Big

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:13:23 2016 No.15515194 >>15514969 are there any other pics of lewd yeti besides the footjob? http://i.imgur.com/L7Lbvyx.png are there any lewd yeti stories?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:15:22 2016 No.15515201 >>15515166 8-9 feet. >>15515175 That's just going to earn him a "not till we are in bed treasure!" >>15515186 I guess that makes more sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:16:45 2016 No.15515205 >>15515145 WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:18:21 2016 No.15515213 >>15515130 >Sea Slime buttfucking That was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:19:23 2016 No.15515217 >>15515157 And milking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:21:02 2016 No.15515224 File: 270 KB, 1280x924, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515190 I had a feeling I would get a Bane answer. >>15515201 >8-9 feet Assuming she's light enough to fly I might make it. But I could still try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:22:20 2016 No.15515229 >>15515205 Some reapers, for your consideration. http://imgur.com/a/f57VW

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:27:04 2016 No.15515241 >>15515145 I've got you in my sight!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:28:04 2016 No.15515243 File: 123 KB, 743x862, Reaper C.C..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515229 That Reaper-chan is cute. Could she qualify as an MG? I mean, Reaper himself is some kinda immortal, degenerative Vampire-Ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:28:28 2016 No.15515246 >>15515224 More like she's strong enough to fly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:30:54 2016 No.15515256 >>15515224 I want to carry a dragon while she is still in dragon form!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:31:06 2016 No.15515257 >>15515243 Live live live

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:33:10 2016 No.15515265 >>15515243 Would I be allowed to bully Reaper-Chan for being so edgy?

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:36:47 2016 No.15515280
File: 843 KB, 1200x1600, miia_beret_by_l4no_shiro.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Sharing some Miia art.

I commissioned some art of the girl who is very near and dear to my heart. I spoke with the artist yesterday and he got back to me today with this.

First time I've commissioned art and I'm happy with how it turned out. Very moe, but still cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:38:57 2016 No.15515287 >>15515280 Another Miiafag appears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:39:25 2016 No.15515289 >>15515280 Nice art anon. Money well spent. I'm really looking forward to the next time I have free cash, I'm going to commission art of waifu.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:41:27 2016 No.15515298

>You come home after a short day of work
>To your surprise, your home smells extremely sweet
>The odor is strong enough to cause you to get an erection
>You arm yourself with your trusty anti-rape spray and walk towards the source of that smell
>You step on many puddles of clear, sticky liquid
>As you open the door of your room, you finally see the source of all of this
>It's your old professor from college, a very respected Inari and the embodiment of a CC
>From the looks of it she pleasured herself all over your house, embedding her smell in your furniture and walls
>She is currently in your bed, masturbating while smelling one of your dirty boxers

How do you deal with that invading vixen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:41:29 2016 No.15515299 >>15515287 Been here for a long while, but I mostly lurk. I mainly post in the /a/ threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:41:44 2016 No.15515301 >>15515265 I'd look at you funny if you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:42:36 2016 No.15515302 >>15515299 What do you think of these threads? What do you think of the Miia art that pops in here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:43:05 2016 No.15515304 >>15515299 Ahh, I was also about to question if you hang around the /a/ drawthreads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:43:06 2016 No.15515305 >>15515298 Tell her I'll call the cops unless she leaves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:44:30 2016 No.15515314 >>15515298 Repeatedly sing "Benedict Cumberbatch" to the tune of Nickelback's "Photograph" until she leaves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:44:49 2016 No.15515316 >>15515298 I'll go get my brush

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:45:56 2016 No.15515318 >>15515298 Wack her with a broom until she gets the fuck out. Then I have to call the god damn cleaners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:46:44 2016 No.15515320 >>15515298 Put away my anti-rape spray and get my anti-fox spray It's just cold water Very cold water

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:47:15 2016 No.15515324

>>15515302
I'm mainly here for new art of any girl, not just Miia.
Threads are fine for me. I've learned to ignore the bad and just enjoy the good.

>>15515304
Not the drawthreads. Just the MM thread on /a/.
A different Miiafag frequents those drawthreads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:47:56 2016 No.15515329 File: 336 KB, 1536x2048, 1.23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515298 Break out the fertility enhancers and breed the yandere CC stalkeru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:47:56 2016 No.15515330 >>15515324 So what MGE girls do you like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:52:05 2016 No.15515338 >>15515330 Unagi joro, Anubis, and Ryus are some of my favorites.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:54:02 2016 No.15515343

>>15515324
>>15515304

>Not the drawthreads. Just the MM thread on /a/.
> A different Miiafag frequents those drawthreads.

I'm the PitFag, wanted to throw in that's also not me, I'm mostly on here and every now and then post my commissions it new merch stuff on the /a/ mon musu thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:54:22 2016 No.15515344 File: 280 KB, 1000x1000, c2cf6db7636f236b015d170f05240d23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515320 don't freeze the foxes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:54:52 2016 No.15515348 I want to line an Alice's panties with icy-hot right before she puts them on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:55:38 2016 No.15515349 >>15515329 That's both perverted and insane >>15515338 >Unagi joro Great taste, she's still fairly new but she deserves much more love than she is currently receiving

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:57:21 2016 No.15515354 >>15515298 Quite unrefined for an Inari. But see if she could use a hand with what she's doing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:59:08 2016 No.15515363 >>15515344 Fox is gonna freeze.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 21:59:50 2016 No.15515366 >>15515349 The Ungai Joro has a really nice design and I'm a sucker for traditional looking clothing on women. Also, she has a sort of creepy factor with that look of hers and I really dig that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:00:09 2016 No.15515368 >>15515298 Cuddle her and ask her to pat my head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:00:47 2016 No.15515370 >>15515298 Kill myself to make her feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:02:08 2016 No.15515375 >>15515370 Little extreme don't you think anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:04:52 2016 No.15515382 >>15515375 Not really, no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:06:40 2016 No.15515390 >>15514744 >>15514799 This boat just got a lot more crowded, thought I was the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:08:09 2016 No.15515395 >>15514744 Sneks CAN have big butts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:10:12 2016 No.15515403 >>15515349 >she's still fairly new but she deserves much more love than she is currently receiving It's better than being turned into a meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:13:59 2016 No.15515412 >>15515395 This anon is correct. I've seen those big butt sneks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:14:45 2016 No.15515417 File: 586 KB, 1280x1440, 1465122054097.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna get drunk with a tomboy nerdhound.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:15:11 2016 No.15515421

>>15515366
>she has a sort of creepy factor with that look of hers
I never viewed it that way
To me it's more of a provocative look, as if she was daring you to fuck her

>>15515403
You can't meme her, she already has an anime trope in her profile and that did nothing, even calling her "Eel Whore" died out quickly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:15:24 2016 No.15515422 will the yandere lich ever stop being a neet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:15:58 2016 No.15515425 >>15515417 This nerdhound forcing must end. You're ruining a great MG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:17:44 2016 No.15515429 >>15515425 How can you ruin a blank slate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:17:49 2016 No.15515430 What kind of monsters would make the largest mess at a theater

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:18:47 2016 No.15515436 >>15515430 Slimes. Good luck cleaning those cloth seats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:19:24 2016 No.15515439 >>15515429 By repeating the same thing every damn thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:19:45 2016 No.15515440 >>15515436 dear god and I thought that mess I had last night was bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:19:45 2016 No.15515441 >>15515417 >tomboy nerdhound. Isn't that an oxymoron?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:20:23 2016 No.15515445 Would Dark Priests be like Mormons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:21:04 2016 No.15515447 File: 383 KB, 1174x1488, 1467412743564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no BloodBorne:Monster Girl Edition

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:21:30 2016 No.15515449 >>15514919 >Undead muscle spartiate soldiers who guard a Necopolis styled demon realm >Philosopher Liches who specialise in natural sciences and gather to discus their findings. >Wight Heros and queens I'd a greed deadlands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:22:06 2016 No.15515453 >>15515445 Probably. The one question is if they would try to compete with Sabbath and Ammy scouts cookie business, or if they'd just pass out cock rings, buttplugs, and spanking paddles with a free S&M catalogue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:23:23 2016 No.15515459 >>15515447 There are things in that game nobody could make a Monster Girl out of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:23:33 2016 No.15515461 >>15515445 Get run out of their home for being a creepy cult and form a rogue state in a distant territory? Shoot government officials and hunt tax men like animals? Ambush and kill the army unit sent to subdue them, then blame it on the Indians?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:23:56 2016 No.15515462 >>15515447 Resurrect Harblador and get him to write it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:25:02 2016 No.15515467 >>15515459 If people can make Power Armor into MG's anything in BB can be. >>15515462 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:25:26 2016 No.15515470 >>15515461 Or just go door to door and talk about their beliefs with anyone who is interested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:26:14 2016 No.15515474 >>15515449 Undead are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:26:50 2016 No.15515477 My perfect MGE waifu would be a Ghoul but one that was a Lamia/Medusa/Shirohebi in life. A lamia Ghoul to me is the ultimate Mamono.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:26:59 2016 No.15515479 >>15515470 That's only kids on their one year mission.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:27:51 2016 No.15515481 >>15515441 No. A runty, smart hellhound that acts overly masculine to make up for her lack of traditional hellhound traits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:29:16 2016 No.15515488 >>15515467 The one good abomination fag who writes or wrote

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:29:54 2016 No.15515491 >>15515462 That'll require magic, Anonymous Magic in which some of us don't have Can you believe that? people who aren't intuned in the fabrics of magic? How horrifying!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:31:07 2016 No.15515495 what happens when you enter an abandoned castle and find a bunch of under polished living armors

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:32:15 2016 No.15515496 >>15515495 Be confused as to why there's recently polished living armours in an abandoned castle

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:32:23 2016 No.15515497

>>15515477
Having undead version of nearly all species should be a thing, a lot of other fantasy settings do it

I understand that KC doesn't want to talk about the death of monster girls too much but he should at least mention somewhere that they can get revived as an undead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:32:57 2016 No.15515498 >>15515462 He's dead? Oh I guess he is dea holy fuck why does his curses sword story have so many hits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:33:47 2016 No.15515503 >>15515496 self polishing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:34:06 2016 No.15515504 >>15515477 I'd rather a shirowisp. I had nothing better planned for the rest of eternity anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:34:15 2016 No.15515505 >>15515477 >not Manticore Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:34:32 2016 No.15515507 >>15515495 be oblivious to the fact that they're living and take photos cause i really like armor and swords n stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:35:30 2016 No.15515511 >>15515503 Truly they must have reached the pinnacle of boredom when to start to polish themselves

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:35:34 2016 No.15515512 File: 128 KB, 818x1157, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Accept? Y/N

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:36:29 2016 No.15515514 >>15515512 No thanks. I already have someone in mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:37:00 2016 No.15515515 >>15515512 Yeah baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:37:37 2016 No.15515518 >>15515512 No, get this freak away from me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:38:01 2016 No.15515519 >>15515512 wouldn't that be extremely painful?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:38:38 2016 No.15515522 >>15515512 Get a little hopeful, then realize she's presenting it to the guy behind me. Quietly walk under a rock and let them have their moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:38:40 2016 No.15515523 >>15515512 I don't trust monster girls sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:38:43 2016 No.15515524 >>15515512 Yes! Especially if she lets me put my thingy in her butt later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:39:03 2016 No.15515526 >>15515498 Because he's an okay writer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:40:55 2016 No.15515531 Good night Anons, take care and don''t burn down the thread. Instead, please be sure to Pat a loli fox on the head, I hear it brings good luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:41:51 2016 No.15515534 >>15515531 Can I pat her on the puffy pussy instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:41:56 2016 No.15515536 >>15515526 most of his longer-running series don't even have half of the amount of hits. I'm honestly curious how this little one-shot of his managed exploded like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:42:32 2016 No.15515539 File: 792 KB, 2000x1433, commi-2-sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Less finished a commission for me today and I think it looks pretty good. It's a scene from one of my stories. Also I hope you want more manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:43:15 2016 No.15515540 >>15515512 No, i already have a wife and she already has a husband, did she mistake me for him or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:43:51 2016 No.15515543 >>15515534 Lewd! She's a pure girl! A PURE GIRL!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:44:06 2016 No.15515544 What does it mean when a spider gives you a free silk shirt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:44:10 2016 No.15515545 File: 417 KB, 648x905, 1464432648279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515531 I'd rather rub my waifu's horns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:44:18 2016 No.15515547 >>15515539 Is that a water doragon? it looks like a water doragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:44:29 2016 No.15515548 >>15515519 Yeah. But they only do it once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:44:54 2016 No.15515550 >>15515539 She looks cross eyed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:46:18 2016 No.15515555 >>15515539 looks p ballin that story is a good read solid work my guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:46:19 2016 No.15515554 >>15515547 Just a normal dragon.

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:46:36 2016 No.15515558
File: 644 KB, 3000x3813, sdsdsdsdsdsdsd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15515539
>>Also I hope you want more manticore.
Like, as in stories or more Less manticore?

Cause I'm not that into most writefag stuff besides fun little green texts, but i love new art, thank you either way for bringing more content even if it's not the kind i like

Less manticore gives me a huge boner though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:46:51 2016 No.15515559 >>15515539 What story is this from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:47:45 2016 No.15515562 >>15515554 Boo Still like it. What's the story, Jim?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:48:02 2016 No.15515564 >>15515548 But I wouldn't want her to feel pain

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:48:22 2016 No.15515567 >>15515558 >Greentexts >Ever fun They're a cheap way to avoid writing actual stories. Nothing more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:48:24 2016 No.15515568 >>15515554 So a future lizard, meh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:48:42 2016 No.15515570 >>15515559 http://pastebin.com/1m5nbxmH >>15515558 Story. I wish I could get less to do more manticore, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:50:25 2016 No.15515575 >>15515539 This vaguely reminds me of a scene from a story I was writing... That makes 3 large reminders as of late that I really should try resuming my shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:50:56 2016 No.15515580 I want to bring order and logic to wonderland

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:51:28 2016 No.15515582 >>15515580 "no"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:52:38 2016 No.15515585 >>15515567 Maybe, but they let anons with no real writing skill express ideas they have, and a lot of them are really fun And if someone with writing skill likes the idea, they can make a real story out of it Greentexts are a lot of fun anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:53:15 2016 No.15515591 >>15515544 It means it's time for bondage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:53:32 2016 No.15515593 Would a Church of the Fallen God make a lot of noise? Would they be able to deal with a very angry man that just wants some peace and quiet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:53:56 2016 No.15515594 >>15515591 But it's just a nice shirt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:55:22 2016 No.15515596 >>15515585 Except as I said, it's used to cheapen the actual writing that people do. That and only faggots like Shoggyboy actually use them because they're literally bottom of the barrel more times than not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:56:49 2016 No.15515602 >>15515594 with a few string pulls it becomes a bondage vest

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 22:58:51 2016 No.15515609 >>15515596 And this is why no one adds content to the thread because of fags like you who bitch no matter what it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:00:01 2016 No.15515614 >>15515609 >no one adds content

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:02:07 2016 No.15515619

>>15515596
Confirmed for never having written anything ever.

Greentext is a convenient way to write a story, and if you don't like it then that's your problem, not ours.
I do a lot of greentext, as it is relatively easy to do 'on the spot', when you have an idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:04:28 2016 No.15515627 >>15515596 >stop doing the thing >why >because i don't like it Class act.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:05:20 2016 No.15515631 >>15515596 Those are some nice opinions there, man. It's a great thing that we have people like you to make sure that all of our posts are top quality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:05:56 2016 No.15515632 >>15515596 Greentexted stuff has given me boners numerous times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:15:57 2016 No.15515662 When will cute monsters not rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:17:14 2016 No.15515668 >>15515662 When you rape them first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:17:43 2016 No.15515673 >>15515662 Cute monsters don't usually rape though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:18:53 2016 No.15515676 >>15515668 >>15515673 That is them using mind tricks to rape you by having you rape her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:20:05 2016 No.15515680 >>15515662 Only if you will love them if they don't rape you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:20:43 2016 No.15515682 File: 224 KB, 800x693, sad lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does your waifu deal with the fact that you'll never be real?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:22:40 2016 No.15515687 >>15515682 The same way I don't deal with the fact she will never be real. Self loathing and clinical depression.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:23:15 2016 No.15515688 >>15515682 Write stories and commission art featuring the kinky stuff I'd do to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:23:26 2016 No.15515689 >>15515682 She masturbates to /sl/, straight loli, where little girls are seduced by lonely househusbands, as well as hardcore daydreaming that takes a toll on her performance in the real world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:23:52 2016 No.15515690 >>15515593 They probably soundproof their walls in case they want some privacy in their "sermons"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:24:23 2016 No.15515694 >>15514782 http://pastebin.com/ZQRTwSWx

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:24:56 2016 No.15515695 >>15515417 tfw instead of raping you she challenges you to a pokemon battle to assert dominance

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:27:47 2016 No.15515707 >>15515682 Shit posting on hbg on /zp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:28:52 2016 No.15515709 >>15515695 That is cute, but her team are all EV trained and bred for IVs, so you are going down

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:32:43 2016 No.15515720 >>15515709 Of course, I wouldn't expect anything less. She can't assert dominance if she loses, unless she goes, "fuck it" and decides to rape you anyway... which she might?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:33:56 2016 No.15515722 >>15515505 snek >>> anything else Honestly after getting monster girls I find that lamias have ruined other girls form me. They are perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:34:56 2016 No.15515724 >>15515722 Snek pls go, nobody likes you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:36:41 2016 No.15515729 File: 497 KB, 1117x609, MILK THEM TIDDIES.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515722 Dairy Lamias when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:37:30 2016 No.15515732 >>15515694 Forgot to link this one too http://pastebin.com/DSzXg9t4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:37:35 2016 No.15515734 >>15515729 Hot and Humid!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:38:19 2016 No.15515736 File: 551 KB, 542x708, kiki daughteru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's Kiki watching on the tele? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:38:26 2016 No.15515737 >>15515720 Only if you use stealth cocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:40:11 2016 No.15515742 >>15515736 Home Renovation shows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:40:14 2016 No.15515743 >>15515736 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ne1qRoHyk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:41:11 2016 No.15515746 >>15515736 Kiki Daughteru Fun means no dicking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:42:09 2016 No.15515749 >>15515736 The advertisement for the newest shoggoth roomba from the looks of her mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:42:33 2016 No.15515751 >>15515743 How many Kikimoras cried when BILLY MAYS died?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:43:57 2016 No.15515756 >>15515751 Everyone cried when Billy Mays died.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:44:31 2016 No.15515759 >>15515742 >Kikis get off to This Old House with Bob Vila

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:47:58 2016 No.15515768 >>15515593 If a God falls at Heaven's Door and no one answers does it make any noise?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:50:06 2016 No.15515776 File: 47 KB, 821x1021, 1463102023850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515682 gets a body pillow for hugging and hopes she dreams of me when she falls asleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:50:30 2016 No.15515777 >>15515682 Just sort of live life without dying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:55:20 2016 No.15515795 >>15515768 Yes?

Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:57:12 2016 No.15515798

>>15515682
She sits on the golden stump on her hoard while waiting for 2017 to happen. 2017 never happens and she ends up... you know. The regret of never meeting me is too much and she becomes an undead Dragon fulled by sadness and depression, destined to wait for me all eternity. Or at least until someone finds a way or I die and my spirit goes there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 9 23:59:53 2016 No.15515802 >>15515798 What happens in 2017?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:00:44 2016 No.15515805 >>15515802 Nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:01:34 2016 No.15515808 >>15515802 hopes and dreams get dashed as they have before

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:02:33 2016 No.15515810 >>15515802 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:03:19 2016 No.15515812 >>15515810 Is almost a year still newfag?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:04:16 2016 No.15515814 >>15515812 If you don't even know about that, yes. Lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:04:29 2016 No.15515815 >>15515812 If you have to ask if you're a newfag, then you're a newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:17:00 2016 No.15515847 File: 179 KB, 800x600, plsstahp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515417 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:17:01 2016 No.15515845 >>15515812 If you weren't born into liking MGE before it was cool like a hipster, you're a newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:18:26 2016 No.15515853 >>15515847 I love it. Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:19:21 2016 No.15515856 >>15515847 I want to bully that Fire Dog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:19:52 2016 No.15515860 >>15515847 Hellhounds bullying nerdwans to try and get them to toughen up and get less nerdy hobbies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:20:23 2016 No.15515861 >>15515847 >even normal hellhounds can't handle the nerdwan Truly one of the most dangerous beings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:21:01 2016 No.15515862 >>15515847 Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:21:38 2016 No.15515863 File: 125 KB, 360x432, 03facfa48cea81a7276d805c604f431d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Try to check something on the last thread >It was deleted Shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:23:54 2016 No.15515867 If I marry the maid does that mean i hire a new maid so I still get a clean house?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:24:35 2016 No.15515868 >>15515863 Ssshhh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:25:11 2016 No.15515870 >>15515867 The maid still does maid things even if she's your wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:27:02 2016 No.15515871 >>15515870 But wife time should be more than maid time

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:32:27 2016 No.15515880 >>15515847 Why not just have both >Hellhound bully and her thick, glorious ass >Nerdhound and her huge, heaving tits You can't tell me the thought of those two isn't appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:34:13 2016 No.15515882 >>15515880 There's plenty of other fat titty nerds out there,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:35:31 2016 No.15515887 File: 513 KB, 771x1100, Golem+.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Golem with smoother, squishy limbs? >>15515880 Those both sound wonderful, but Nerdwan loses points due to that faggots spam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:37:23 2016 No.15515893 Twin Dullahans are cute, I wonder if they could swap bodies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:40:55 2016 No.15515900 >>15515746 Kiki daughteru fun means ALL of the dicking. The bondage dicking and the and the tender loving dicking and the gimpy latex dicking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:42:04 2016 No.15515901 File: 3 KB, 101x125, 1464642748810s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So Dolls are MG's right? Are synths and robots? Or Aliens for that matter?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:42:17 2016 No.15515902
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>>15515882
But you need the contrast with the bully to make it stand out! The meek, repressed hellhound with tits to make a pornstar jealous, versus the brash perverted bully with an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Do you know how hard it is to get a big titty nerd girl whose species can also do fat-bottomed bully? Holsts don't make good bullies!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:44:36 2016 No.15515909 >>15515902 Hellhounds make me want to do very dirty things. Do I need to see the doctor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:44:45 2016 No.15515910 >>15515901 is that a doll for ant girls?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:45:04 2016 No.15515912
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>>15515901
>Still asking the fucking Doll/Gynoid question
>It gets answered all the time
>It just got answered last thread
>There's dozens of images posted for robots
Really getting tired of this shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:46:37 2016 No.15515915 >>15515900 Sorry the only KDF with dicking is Kobold not Kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:46:38 2016 No.15515916 >>15515902 Who says the bully needs to be the same species?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:46:51 2016 No.15515918 Gazers in latex bodysuits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:46:59 2016 No.15515919 >>15515910 I guess it saved all fucked up. Do you have the actual one? >>15515912 I haven't seen it asked about robots before. I was just confirming for dolls. I wasn't here last thread. People post paladins, does that make them MG's?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:47:00 2016 No.15515921 >>15515912 Thick Living Dolls/Golems

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:47:19 2016 No.15515922 File: 162 KB, 960x540, 0104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515901 Dolls are obviously monster girls, there's no reason to ask.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:48:13 2016 No.15515925 File: 764 KB, 975x1200, tumblr_o6l0kae6KT1r5wduoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515910 I got you, m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:48:28 2016 No.15515926 Something something wurms are best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:49:07 2016 No.15515929 >>15515915 Whatever man, I was referencing Quicksilver not KDF.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:51:40 2016 No.15515936 >>15515922 I just thought it would be best to ask that as a preface to the real question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:53:00 2016 No.15515939 File: 310 KB, 2614x1382, 1461549936933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515925 Thanks Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 00:57:30 2016 No.15515945 >>15515939 No worries, man. Got the uncensored version, too. http://i.imgur.com/x3uMdIv.png

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:04:23 2016 No.15515959

>1 year with MG waifu. You can choose to integrate with her world, make her come to yours, go on space adventures, whatever you want. After a year, power greater than that of the Chief God and Demon Lord combined will separate you once again to your respective worlds. You can keep mementos of each other, but anything that attempts to stop you from being separated or allow you to see each other again after that year will not work. Also, you will lose all memories of each other, and any attempt to defeat that will similarly be defeated.

>You can live the rest of your life with your waifu, but you are transported to a dangerous world. A sufficiently OP waifu, like a dragon, lilim, etc would have little to fear, but no matter how powerful, intelligent, they are, they are unable to completely protect you from the dangers of the land initially. With enough hard work, you can create a relatively safe place to live in comfort, but it will take at least 2 years to get to that point. You will also eventually be able to establish contact with your respective home worlds and allow others to come join you, but it will take at least 5 years worth of effort to accomplish

Choose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:11:42 2016 No.15515971 >>15515959 The latter. I'm a sickly little weakling and my waifu is a common Kobold, but I'd rather die together than forget her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:13:29 2016 No.15515978 >>15515959 What kind of danger are we talking about

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:14:45 2016 No.15515984 >>15515959 Obviously option 2

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:15:06 2016 No.15515985

>>15515959
The former, unfortunately. My waifu's a pheonix harpy, so as much as I love my waifu. I'll eventually die while she lives forever for all eternity. I rather have her forget my existence than have her experience the pain of losing someone she loves for the rest of her live, which is an eternal torture worse than us being so suffering over not living in 2D.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:15:37 2016 No.15515989

>>15515978
The kind that could injure or kill you. Even if your waifu is strong enough to handle all obvious dangers, like wild animals, things like disease or eating something poisonous will always be possible. A smarter waifu can mitigate that somewhat but not completely eliminate the possibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:16:01 2016 No.15515990 >>15515959 The latter. It's time to train at 500x earth's gravity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:16:42 2016 No.15515994 >>15515959 Wife is a fit russian hellhound. If she somehow can't protect me I'm sure we can go to hell together!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:17:13 2016 No.15515995 >>15515989 I'll take the latter then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:23:02 2016 No.15516014 >>15515959 >dangerous world. There won't be a dull moment. [spolier]There will be "Holy Shit! I regret EVERYTHING!" moments though[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:26:19 2016 No.15516026 >>15515959 Well, I say. I say now, son. The given objective of this kind of exercise is to make the decision difficult. At that, you have failed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:27:51 2016 No.15516035 >>15516026 No one thinks that anything bad would actually happen to them in number 2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:29:31 2016 No.15516041 >>15516035 Doesn't matter. The limited time of a single year combined with forgetting makes the first option a non choice in the first place.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:37:07 2016 No.15516069

>>15516041
Eventually everything we are and do is forgotten. Sometimes, even within our own lifetimes. Everything that you've done in scenario 1 really happened. The only thing that changes is you completely forget your waifu after a year. Your lich waifu could come to our planet and unlock the secrets of immortality for mankind, or your tanuki waifu could have come and become fabulously wealthy, leaving you with more money than you could ever spend. You could even end up with a daughter, although granted it wouldn't be raised by both parents. I contend that you only think it's a non-choice because you lack imagination.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:45:28 2016 No.15516095

>>15516069
Don't get all defensive because you're the one who lacks both imagination and the ability to do a basic cost-benefit analysis.

Look at what you're actually weighing it against, the possibility, and a good one, of a full happy and long life with your waifu. Not only that, the greatest danger only lasts a mere two years and you don't even have to give up the old world and relations after a few years past that. What a cherry on top. It's crazy.

You have to actually incentivize. A year is nothing. Somebody might seriously consider say a decade of perfection. It's just long enough to feel like a long time, but at only half a generation, still short enough to never see your children grow up or feel satisfied you lived your life to the fullest. And you would have to leave the memories intact.

Forgetting is a complete deal breaker at anything less than a lifetime. That's a monkey paw you attach to something like "Live a century of guaranteed happiness and bliss with your waifu but get returned to the moment you left at the end of that time and forget everything, only a few momentos to remind you of the life you had, the love you had, the children you had"

That makes people actually stop and think. What you wrote does not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:47:58 2016 No.15516107 File: 136 KB, 574x679, 1449516003895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515564 well it is tradition and the pain is over quickly However you could propose to her the old fashioned way before she cuts off a lock of her hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 01:48:24 2016 No.15516111 >>15516095 You know what? I was defensive. Sorry. Thanks for your feedback. I will take it into consideration if I try writing something like this again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:04:46 2016 No.15516160 >>15515682 Other than commissioning more art, nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:08:48 2016 No.15516179 >>15514902 >dire kitsune-tsuki So i got an Inari right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:09:10 2016 No.15516181 >>15515847 The nerdhound thing is probably the most obnoxious meme the thread has created all year. Especially since it's obvious only a couple of faggots keep pushing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:14:44 2016 No.15516201 >>15516181 Agreed. It makes hellhound people look bad.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:18:20 2016 No.15516210

>>15516201
Its more that someone is trying to make it threadcanon that all hellhounds are nerdhounds. It just feels like someone is seriously asshurt over them and is trying to change the entire species to be docile and pathetic.

As a one off character she's fine, but the sheer amount of forcing is suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:18:38 2016 No.15516212 >>15516181 At least the faggot was called out on it immensely, and even the drawfag responded to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:26:43 2016 No.15516237 >>15516210 Which is really aggravating for people like myself who love hellhounds and their character type. Now any mention of hellhound is either fucking nerdhound or something related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:29:56 2016 No.15516246 >>15516237 As someone who had that happen to his waifu, I feel for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:32:03 2016 No.15516252 >>15516246 I'm too scared to say anything about my hellhound waifu lest I get shouted out of the thread after all this.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:35:00 2016 No.15516263

>>15516237
Same. It's probably one of those fags who needs every monster girl to be submissive or they feel threatened somehow. Like I said, as a stand alone character she's ok, a girl with a different personality to the canon is cool once in a while, but outright trying to make this opposite personality "canon" is straight up retarded.

At least plenty of anons are calling this shit out for what it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:38:19 2016 No.15516273 >>15516252 That's stupid. The worst that will happen is all the morons will just spam shit about how they'll "bully" her. The sexualized "bullying" thing on here is also incredibly stupid too, but that's something for another conversation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:39:01 2016 No.15516275 File: 588 KB, 2200x1600, 02-03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Btw, there is a new chapter of best onee-san.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:40:31 2016 No.15516280

>>15516263
Honestly, I've gotten to the point where gap moe just doesn't exist for me anymore. This is just the most recent in a long line of that stuff.

>Wouldn't it be cute and funny if this thing was totally opposite of what you expect?
>Not really. No.

Which is a shame, because subverting expectations is a decent storytelling trick when used right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:41:01 2016 No.15516283 >>15516275 How long until we get an ecchi anime of this series? Dagashi Kashi was only around for about a year before it got one, but then Hotaru's popularity was probably a big part of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:44:24 2016 No.15516296 >>15516280 I really don't mind that, but the thread has a nasty habit of turning the girls into the complete opposite of what they are and then shouting down anyone who tries talking about the actual profile version.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:47:01 2016 No.15516298 >>15516280 I think this is mostly caused by us being on /jp/. Everything has to be moe these days, especially the rapey types. It kind of ruins things.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:47:48 2016 No.15516300
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>>15516275
This reminds me. The Teisou Gyakuten Sekai Konyoku hmanga last thread about the world with opposite gender roles kind of like some monster stuff has a third one that is translated and a fourth one that needs to be translated. It's a pretty interesting series for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:50:04 2016 No.15516303 >>15516298 This was a thing even back on /a/. People can't help but like cute. The difference was back then you had the real aggressive rape monsters to balance it out. That's what's kind of died out, leaving nothing but moe.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:52:10 2016 No.15516308

>>15516210
Fucking this. Check the archives, the nerdhound image is posted once a thread and has been for months. It almost always comes with a single sentence like
>I want to x with a nerdhound!
This is like tiny penis guy but more annoying because its actually shitting on a good MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:54:34 2016 No.15516313 File: 681 KB, 1115x1600, 18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15516275 An onee-san shouldn't behave like this.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:55:37 2016 No.15516316

>>15516303
We still have the aggressive rapist types, just read any of our good writefags like RS or Seafoam. I think it's more that anons who liked that stuff have left the thread and new arrivals just stick to moeifying everything. It's still a bit strange that the writefags stick to the old ways with actual rape and dominant girls being possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:55:56 2016 No.15516317 >>15516275 Can I get the series name? And is it on ex or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:58:42 2016 No.15516324 >>15516317 http://kireicake.com/projects/the-sister-of-the-woods-with-a-thousand-young/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:59:19 2016 No.15516325 >>15516316 I try to retain the overall rapeyness of MGs. Not sure if I pull it off though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 02:59:54 2016 No.15516326 >>15516316 Part of it is all of them pretty much graduated to prose so we don't get stuff like the old greentexts in the thread which makes it far less present in normal discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:00:57 2016 No.15516328 >>15516325 It's a good thing. I don't mind cute stuff but turning every single girl into a simpering moeblob is getting really annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:04:15 2016 No.15516341 >>15516275 >a manga about a sexually aggressive adopted big sister >who is actually a demon MY FUCKING DICK. How have I not seen this before?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:04:58 2016 No.15516343

>>15516328
I get what you mean, but don't forget the whole rapeyness can also get stale and equally annoying as well so be careful. To me at least you don't want the bland old 'monster takes guy, monster assaults and rapes guy' bland deal that annoys me way more than ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:10:40 2016 No.15516357 >>15516343 Too much of anything is a bad thing. If the thread never stopped going on about being raped I'd be sick of it. But as it stands the moe stuff is getting bland and repetitive. Eh, I probably spent too much time here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:10:51 2016 No.15516358 >>15516324 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:12:01 2016 No.15516361 >>15516357 I should probably take a month or so break and focus more on drawing anyhow

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:13:56 2016 No.15516364 >>15516361 >more content That's the solution right there. Instead of being a faggot and bitching I might try my hand at writefagging. Having less stuff to discuss is part of the reason why things are stale anyway.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:14:53 2016 No.15516367

>>15516357
Nah man. It's happened in the past too. Remember the rash of stuff where nobody played a single monster to the profile and just used them as moe archtypes for dressup? That was a terrible time, not just for the nosedive in decent content but people defending it as creative when it was just stripping them down to faceless dolls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:27:36 2016 No.15516398 >>15516341 The pair of doujinshi it came from is also super hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:51:11 2016 No.15516443 Here's a ghost loli, if anyone likes. http://exhentai.org/g/950611/eb5ee4e7af/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 03:55:21 2016 No.15516447 File: 2.43 MB, 424x240, I want to be the Evil version of Brief that tags along with them.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Season 2 never. ...it still hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:02:11 2016 No.15516456 >>15516357 >bland and repetitive I can put to many subjects under this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:08:20 2016 No.15516464 What would being taken in as a baby and raised by a dragon be like? Would they be more resistant against committing lewd acts on their adopted son than other monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:10:21 2016 No.15516467 >>15516447 Kneesocks makes me diamonds

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:17:38 2016 No.15516476

>>15516464
>Would they be more resistant against committing lewd acts on their adopted son than other monsters?
A Dragon would absolutely never do lewd things to their adopted son, unless you showed sexual interest towards her, although there are always exceptions

>What would being taken in as a baby and raised by a dragon be like?

She's be overly protective and would embed some great habits into you
You'd grow up to be a very respectable man (a scholar, wizard, knight, scientist, etc...)
When the time comes for you to leave the family's nest she'd have an inner-conflict that would lead to her either keeping you for herself or releasing you
In the case she keeps you for herself, she would most definitely spend a lot of time to make you forget that she is your mother so that you can eventually become a couple
In the case she releases you, she will probably safeguard you from the shadows until you marry a high level monster of your choosing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:22:41 2016 No.15516487 >>15516447 Kneesocks best girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:33:35 2016 No.15516515 >>15516447 >Filename That would be amazing. >>15516467 >>15516487 Mah niggas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:36:07 2016 No.15516519 >>15516464 You'd probably gain a addiction to jewels

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:36:14 2016 No.15516520 >>15516447 >Evil version of Brief So bananahammock?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:40:00 2016 No.15516527 File: 788 KB, 1000x1600, A normal Kikimora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kikeli! Kikeli-ki! Kikileli! Would you help a distressed Kikimora find out what is wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:42:06 2016 No.15516528 >No dragon kid that fends off others trying to take "her shiny"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:45:21 2016 No.15516539 >>15516528 Is she referring to your hair?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 04:50:05 2016 No.15516553 >>15516275 >the kid mentions his uncle (probably the guy in a coma) >Chiyo makes a weird expression to herself She's the one who put him in it, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 05:00:01 2016 No.15516584 >>15516527 Sure, but I prefer shogs though that Kiki looks really cute might even change my mind on shog v kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 05:31:05 2016 No.15516649 >>15516527 Sure, but I like Shogs more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 05:43:22 2016 No.15516681 >>15516527 That's a nice kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 06:19:01 2016 No.15516752 Apparently someone out there has a Glasses-Ghoul OC. And here's porn of them. http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/post/147115612345/claire-tessa-commission-from-0lightsourced-of

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 06:22:44 2016 No.15516761 >>15516752 While I appreciate the bulge, I could do without the gangbang. >Inb4 doppel ganger potion

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 06:36:59 2016 No.15516818 >>15516761 Couldn't be, all those different shades, sizes, and shapes are impossible to make with a doppelganger potion. No alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 06:49:32 2016 No.15516843 >>15516527 That Kiki is wet and slimy! Kikis should be fluffy and dry!

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 06:58:57 2016 No.15516864
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So the other day I saw this butterfly lying on the ground, right on a road that cars and pedestrians both use. I took it up on my finger where it tried to poke me with its tongue as I placed it on a log where it was safe from getting run over and could bask in the Sun and warm up.
Guess what I'm saying is, where's my parade? Where's my waifu? Why don't good deeds get rewarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:01:35 2016 No.15516872 >>15516864 Butterflies only spread bitter lies. Get a moff instead!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:02:39 2016 No.15516874 >>15516864 Either later in your life or after your death, you may meet the reincarnation of that butterfly. She can properly thank you then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:06:14 2016 No.15516887 >>15516874 What about all the caterpillars, spiders and earthworms I've saved? The beetles I've turned back on their feet when they were helplessly on their backs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:13:14 2016 No.15516906 File: 197 KB, 1008x517, 1449682482545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being Anubis is suffering. Please help the girl relax!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:20:20 2016 No.15516918 >>15516874 What about the two birds I pulled out of my chimney yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:22:43 2016 No.15516926 How do we make a monster more cringy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:24:45 2016 No.15516930 >>15516926 By making them make their own preteen level OCs at age 20. [Name] the hedgehog style.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:25:19 2016 No.15516931 >>15516926 Memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:28:47 2016 No.15516940 >>15516930 So for example: a dragon with stupid god level power that opposes the chief god and demon lord, can, "purify" monsters of their energy and every line is either a meme, quote or both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:31:09 2016 No.15516948 >>15516906 >Rebellious Anubis secretary moves the paperwork on your desk 3mm to the right >Feels incredible guilt later on and comes into your office in tears and begs for forgiveness

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:44:37 2016 No.15516974 >>15516948 That would never fly with me, I'm one of those guys who gets OCD about this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 07:44:44 2016 No.15516976 >>15516906 Helping an Anubis relax would be a blissful thing indeed. >>15516948 This seems a perfect opportunity for tricking her into thinking you'll use her guilt to blackmail her into something lewd, only to instead do something sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:19:58 2016 No.15517052 What's a good pick up line for a monster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:20:46 2016 No.15517053 >>15517052 Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:23:06 2016 No.15517062 >>15517052 Get right behind her and whisper in her ear "I'll take you home and you're gonna leave my house pregnant."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:28:47 2016 No.15517082 >>15517052 I'm single, have more fetishes then you can shake a stick at, and want a lot of kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:32:43 2016 No.15517094 >>15517052 How you doooiiinnn'?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:42:34 2016 No.15517125 Which girl would watch old kung fu movies with me? Hardmode: No Kunoichi, Fire-Rat, Panda Bear, Mantis or Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:44:13 2016 No.15517133 >>15517125 Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:45:47 2016 No.15517137 File: 264 KB, 854x1500, BT1lqJ2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15515051 >>15514949 >olive skin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:52:58 2016 No.15517159 >>15515087 I sense weakness. Time to molest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 08:54:04 2016 No.15517161 >>15515539 Yo, yo YO! Who da faggot getting it up with da hot Black Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:02:34 2016 No.15517178 >>15517161 The only faggot I'm seeing here is you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:03:55 2016 No.15517186 >>15517178 How can I be a faggot when I want the lady?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:05:29 2016 No.15517190 >>15517186 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2iKAPSJExs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:06:22 2016 No.15517196 >>15517190 Ah yes, a classic scene from Idiolution.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:12:59 2016 No.15517216 >>15517052 I guess you could use a normal one for all monsters, but some might have an extra effect depending on the species.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:23:19 2016 No.15517240

>>15516818
That's why you mix in the doppelgänger potion with different stuff. You drink a base doppelgänger potion, your clone drinks a shota and age-up doppelgänger potion. So now you have you, your clone, shota clone, and Old S̶n̶a̶k̶e̶ Clone.
Then those clones all drink variant doppelgänger potions. Shota drinks some with a bishie element, muscle element, and a gender swap potion variant, while Old Clone drinks one that duplicates him into a grizzled bearmode warrior, and one that results in a "silver fox" guy. I think that's the right terminology.

So now you have:
You
Basic clone
Shota
Muscle shota
Bishie shota
Loli clone
Old Clone
Bearmode
Silver Fox

Also, have the loli clone drink a doppelgänger potion that also turns her into the same MG type as your waifu, for that sweet "one girl teaching another girl about her body" stuff.

We have the technology.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:24:16 2016 No.15517242 >>15517240 Science has gone too far, yet we haven't gone far enough.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:26:57 2016 No.15517251

>>15516930
Dragon the Hedgehog.

An ancient weredragonhog who wields the blade of Garshtostoles, sent from the past and the future by the Master Emerald and Knuckles to save the world from a giant space squid living in the planet's core Dr Eggman is trying to revive for some reason.

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:28:13 2016 No.15517255 >>15517251 Will Dante be in love with her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:29:17 2016 No.15517257 >>15517251 Where did that featuring dante thing come from

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:29:55 2016 No.15517259 >>15517257 Dante's so cool and hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:31:16 2016 No.15517264 >>15517257 Google it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:33:46 2016 No.15517275 >>15517257 SMT3 nocturne

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:35:25 2016 No.15517282 >>15517251 You should've made it so she wants to add sonic's head to her hoard. You need to have the edge here an there for those sonic OCs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:37:24 2016 No.15517291 >>15517282 How about her sword devours the souls of her victims and uses their suffering in a hellish pocket dimension as a power source, causing a flaming aura of tormented souls to appear whenever its unsheathed? And it'd be colored purple?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:42:37 2016 No.15517320 >>15517291 Okay, check this out. She actually creates soul gems with the souls of those she slayed and she makes a throne out of them. She is a purple dragonhedgehog sitting on a throne made from the souls of her victims. Can she get even worse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:43:07 2016 No.15517324 >>15516752 >gangbang Way to fuck up something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:45:56 2016 No.15517341 >>15517320 Yes. She can have a gun built into the hilt of her sword.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:51:03 2016 No.15517365 >>15517320 Three belts. She's gotta wear three belts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:53:09 2016 No.15517371 >>15517257 18+

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:56:46 2016 No.15517391

>>15516976
>Put on a show of being calmly angry at her
>Tell the distraught girl you'll think about forgiving her, if you can punish her first to make her remorse genuine
>You've never seen her ears and tail drop so fast, the former flattening to her head and making your heart ache
>Have to resist every urge in your body to break the charade and hold her close
>She agrees to the punishment
>So you blindfold her, take her from the room, and sit her down in a chair
>It takes an hour to prepare everything, and every little noise you make next to her causes her to flinch just a little
>You Irish up by lighting a few candles
>No doubt she can hear the flame and smell the burning of wax and wick
>You ask her, "Hey, have you ever had hot wax dripped on you before?"
>Still blind to the scene in front of her, she shakes her head
>You stalk behind her, watching those elegant, pointed jackal ears turn like radar dishes to track you
>She gasps, tending when you place both hands on her shoulders
>"L-lets just get this over with, okay? Please."
>"If you say so."
>Then you start massaging her shoulders, her entire upper body, from her neck down
>At first she doesn't know how to react. Then she realises what's going on, accepting it, calling you an asshole in the process
>"I can't believe you actually though I was going to pour hot wax on you," you say
>"Well, I've never seen you angry like that before, you dickhe-ooohhhhh yes, push your thumbs deeper there!"
>After the first ever massage she's experienced, liquidating literally years of pent up stress and tension, you take off her blindfold, revealing to her the dining table, set and laid with the meal you cooked for her yourself
>And the letter-shaped candles arranged on a cake, spelling out the words "Lighten up!"
>If you're not going to hell for toying with an anubis' pure heart, you're definitely going there for that pun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 09:58:16 2016 No.15517395 What if... multi-armed Lilim with time magicks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:00:10 2016 No.15517405 >>15517395 >multi-armed Into the trash I don't get that shit at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:01:58 2016 No.15517410 >>15517405 Because multi-armed MGs could give amazing massages. Also, new and intriguing techniques for handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:04:18 2016 No.15517421 >>15517410 And of course, more arms to hug you with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:06:56 2016 No.15517430 >>15517421 Meh, it looks ugly Leg + arm lock is already enough hugging

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:09:17 2016 No.15517436 >>15517430 Different strokes for different folks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:22:08 2016 No.15517500 File: 1.60 MB, 850x1270, 1440050742749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You like Dryads, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:25:16 2016 No.15517513 >>15517500 Dumb plant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:25:45 2016 No.15517517 File: 605 KB, 1083x1600, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15517500 No, I like dollarhams.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:30:46 2016 No.15517548 Okay, I fixed this up a bit and I do plan to continue this, I just don't know what to name the thing. http://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:33:32 2016 No.15517560 >>15517548 How about "A Lady and Her Ken-Doll"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:35:06 2016 No.15517567 >>15517500 Kii would be pretty good for an EMG girl if she wasn't such a colossal cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:36:34 2016 No.15517573 >>15517500 They're OK. Plant girls in general don't seem to be too popular

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:39:07 2016 No.15517586 >>15517573 I like them. Liliraunes are in my top 10.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:41:31 2016 No.15517595 >>15517548 Depends beast, what do you intend to turn Bellsworth into?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:46:44 2016 No.15517615 >>15517595 Salamander

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:48:16 2016 No.15517624 >>15517573 I don't have a problem with most of the plant girls. It's kind of hard to write about them do to their predominantly stationary nature, though. Would bang a Liliraune in a heartbeat, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:49:22 2016 No.15517626 File: 133 KB, 600x773, 1443529505987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15517586 >>15517624 Where did this great taste come from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:49:35 2016 No.15517629 >>15517624 gnomes and trolls are kinda close

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:49:40 2016 No.15517630 >>15517500 They are okay. I would fuck one if she asked nicely and I had nothing to do.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:57:34 2016 No.15517657

>>15517626
I enjoy Liliraunes especially because nothing turns me on more than seeing two girls making out, watching you from the corner of their eyes as they tongue wrestle and grope each other, getting progressively more turned on while you're trying to fight the urge to climb into the flower.

Then when you finally do, no matter which of the two sisters you're fucking, according to personal headcanon they act in erotic sympathy to each other. So while you're plowing one, the other feels a sort of phantom cock inside of her, getting her more hot and bothered while she grinds her hips into your backside to enable a proper fertilization.

Repeat until you're a sweaty, sticky panting mess inside of a giant lily flower, hugged on both sides by buxom "sisters" who want nothing more than to love you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 10:59:32 2016 No.15517662 I just really like Tentacles!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:00:17 2016 No.15517664 >>15517662 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0URLGsf1e0

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:01:02 2016 No.15517667

>>15517657
>So while you're plowing one, the other feels a sort of phantom cock inside of her
Always loved that thought, they're technically two minds sharing the same body since they're connected to the plant so they should share sensations to some degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:03:22 2016 No.15517676 File: 570 KB, 857x1200, Tentacle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15517664 I meant this kind, since everyone was talking about plants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:04:20 2016 No.15517679 >>15517676 The song is still great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:04:36 2016 No.15517680 >>15517662 I really like scales

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:07:41 2016 No.15517694 >>15517676 CONTENT WHERE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:09:16 2016 No.15517699 >>15517662 >>15517676 Eldritch tentacles Regular tentacles Plant tentacles All tentacles are GREAT I actually jacked off to the Tentacles profile picture multiple times

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:10:11 2016 No.15517705 >>15517699 How could you?! She looks so innocent!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:12:19 2016 No.15517719 >>15517694 There was a greentext a thread or two ago that was surprisingly nice. Talking of tentacles, do you think that mouth-like one on the bottom right could be used as a tentacle pussy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:13:39 2016 No.15517732 >>15517657 And when things are calmer they can massage you, using their vines to move you around and coating their hands in nectar and massaging that into you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:14:36 2016 No.15517738 >>15517719 That's the one I had made reference to in the greentext.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:20:36 2016 No.15517779
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>>15517699
You will never understand the feelings I have for tentacles, Anon. You may be mein negro at this point but you don't know how degenerate I truly am with them. I've fantasized about skin penetration and nerve stimulation like Resident Evil's Nemesis, sounding, and even constriction play with them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:21:41 2016 No.15517784 A liliraune but with tentacles.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:21:49 2016 No.15517785
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You're minding your own business and chilling in the park when this bitch sneaks up on you, slaps your ass and asks you what you think about Daredevil and if you'd be willing to wear a red body-suit in bed with her.
What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:23:15 2016 No.15517792 >>15517785 Tell her I'm married to a cute Shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:23:38 2016 No.15517793 >>15517785 Have a mental breakdown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:24:35 2016 No.15517798 >>15517793 That's a confusing reaction. Are westaboo girls really that horrible?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:27:06 2016 No.15517811
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>>15515959
I'd pick 2 even if 1 didn't have the separation and memory loss.
Life of perilous adventure > the soft comfortable life, especially when you get the best part of the soft comfortable life (a soft waifu) either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:27:32 2016 No.15517817 >>15517784 What if... an Elder Thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:28:17 2016 No.15517822 >>15517798 I'm having problems at work. My marriage is in shambles. It's the hottest day of the summer. I just want to spend time with my daughter on her birthday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:30:52 2016 No.15517838 File: 515 KB, 1100x1314, Shortstack Holst Twins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15517811 >you will never perform some post-shower breastsucking on your Holstaur

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:33:24 2016 No.15517849 >>15517785 Tell her the movie sucked and go about my day, then masturbate to the thought of her tits later on that evening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:35:31 2016 No.15517861 >>15517738 Nicely done, wasn't sure if it was or not due to my horrible memory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:35:43 2016 No.15517862 How do I court Druella?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:36:22 2016 No.15517867 >>15517785 I'm... Sure? I mean, at least you asked, that's more than most monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:36:29 2016 No.15517869 >>15517862 You shouldn't, Alleurd is completely superior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:37:29 2016 No.15517877 >>15517869 That's wrong though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:37:30 2016 No.15517878 >>15517862 >canon Druella have a penis and be unclaimed near one of her territories >thread druella Some saccharine shit. Both are fucking terrible, so take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:39:22 2016 No.15517890 >>15517878 >canon Druella >have a penis and be unclaimed near one of her territories But you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:39:57 2016 No.15517892 >>15517862 Stand in an alleyway and wait for her to turn up and blow you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:40:58 2016 No.15517898 >>15517890 Then how would you then? From what I can tell she doesn't marry she just fucks everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:41:25 2016 No.15517901 >>15517878 >have a penis and be unclaimed near one of her territories Lilims are actually pretty romantic when it comes to their own relationships.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:42:34 2016 No.15517908 File: 227 KB, 980x796, What Drew Actually Heard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15517862

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:43:43 2016 No.15517916
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>>15517822
> "You think YOU'RE having problems at work? Try being a kunoichi. I got into the dojo this morning all hyped up for shuriken practice and my sensei told me I had to go through the portal to the human world and sex up some random guy /so hard/ that it flips his opinion on monsters upside-down. This is the the third time this month. Did you know we have to pay for our own uniforms? And the last three missions I've been given my marks tried to fight me off so hard they tore my hakama and I had to buy a new one. And even if it doesn't get torn... you ever tried to wash semen out of Zipanguese silk? It's a fucking hassle I tell you."
> "Look, orders are orders, so this is happening, one way or the other. But you can do us both a favour and just not resist? If you go for the easy way rather than the hard way, I'll reward you with my secret Five-Finger-Death-Handjob technique, OK?"

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:47:21 2016 No.15517943
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Well my Lilim's crude profile is now more than bullet points, even if there are still a few things that are only a sentence...
Now for the next hurdle: To bother writing her position in the whole "Turn everything into a demonrealm/crockpot of fuck/daemonculaba/etc" from the position of a Neutral, as well as a favorite position.

Anyone else put a little more effort into certain character ideas than others lately?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:48:39 2016 No.15517949 >>15517916 What if I already like monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:49:19 2016 No.15517952 >>15517949 Then you'll hate them.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:49:21 2016 No.15517953

>>15517898
Canon Druella has never been mentioned fucking everyone and everything. She, like the rest of Lilims, corrupt places by using her magic and pretty much being around.

They're pretty romantic and into hard monogamy, and Druella herself may or may not have a husband as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:49:37 2016 No.15517955 File: 98 KB, 1600x900, 1468165777279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15517916 Anon... You fucked up.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:52:36 2016 No.15517967
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>>15517898
>From what I can tell she doesn't marry she just fucks everything.

It's kind of ambiguous. When Fallen Maidens was first getting translated some translations implied she already had a husband, and others implied she became part of [You]r harem.

Iirc someone asked KC on his Q&A and he gave a non-answer, implying it's *intentionally* ambiguous

>>15517901
>Lilims are actually pretty romantic when it comes to their own relationships.
Relationships, maybe, but I can believe they go giga-slut semen inferno when NOT attached.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:52:47 2016 No.15517969

>>15517901
Nah, as MGE says in one of profiles "seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters, most men they catch will be released, so lilims can fuck thousands of guys before settling down. And she fucks "YOU" in fallen brides
>inb4 not canon
True, but KC approved and even made a pic of druella participating in an orgy. If he intended lilims to be 1love4life or something he wouldn't do that

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:56:07 2016 No.15517989
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>>15517943
>To bother writing her position in the whole "Turn everything into a demonrealm/crockpot of fuck/daemonculaba/etc" from the position of a Neutral, as well as a favorite position.
So... what do you mean? You want a reason for a lilim to view her mother's world-conquest-super-orgy programme with indifference as opposed to enthusiasm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:58:51 2016 No.15518001 >>15517943 I don't really put any effort into my characters and yet somehow my most famous one is a goddamned Grapesnake who quoted the book of Exodus. Fuck me.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 11:59:36 2016 No.15518007

>>15517943
Been brainstorming ideas for a few characters, mainly an Oomukade who sticks to the whole reclusive and hides away from society thing without being stuttering NEET.

Mainly stuck on deciding on a family name for her and giving her a select handful of people she interacts with that would make sense under her circumstances.
>>15517969
> If he intended lilims to be 1love4life or something he wouldn't do that
Druella is said to be an outlier even amongst other Lilims though. She takes the whole "the world exists for nothing but endless sex" viewpoint to such an extreme that she probably has more in common with the fallen god's faction than her own sisters.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:00:33 2016 No.15518014

>>15517943
I've got this Undine I'm working on who is going to experience the world by traveling wherever water goes, seeing nature and human society from a different viewpoint that most intelligent forms of life would.
On the other hand the same story has a guy called Dmitri who squats and carries around a gasmask for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:00:59 2016 No.15518018 File: 69 KB, 500x700, 11181246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Centaurs are for ______

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:01:50 2016 No.15518025 >>15518018 Heavy labor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:02:57 2016 No.15518031 >>15518018 NTR'ing away from their horrible Mongorian husbands so you can breed a hardier race and make them true monstergirls. Fucking Crab.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:03:04 2016 No.15518034 >>15517989 Perhaps. It would be different from the whole "every Lilim supports her in their own way" thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:03:59 2016 No.15518038 >>15518018 Riding into battle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:04:07 2016 No.15518042 File: 211 KB, 819x614, 1467432130133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518018 Invading your dreams and raping you with complete control of everything that happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:05:14 2016 No.15518049 >>15517785 Tell her that I'm blind just like Dare Devil and wait until she awkwardly goes away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:05:52 2016 No.15518054 >>15518049 >Monster Girl >abandoning an opportunity to bang a cripple moe boy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:08:07 2016 No.15518070 >>15518018 Reminding that they're shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:08:43 2016 No.15518075 >>15515019 Is dick an emotion?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:08:54 2016 No.15518077
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>>15518001
To be honest I think putting excessive effort into character motivations is a false economy in mg writefaggotry. Yes, it's porn WITH PLOT, so you should make at least an attempt at logical coherence, no complaints there. But your audience is here for hot sex and heartboners, not for Dostoyevsky-tier villain's exposition. So you'd be wise to focus your efforts there, rather than on intricate character sheets and wheels-within-wheels of keikaku doori plans.

Hell, the best mg story I've ever read was just about some guy on date night with his doppel waifu. They didn't even leave Pallet Town, let alone travel the land and defeat the Elite Four.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:09:11 2016 No.15518079 >>15518054 What monstergirls would go "hnnnng" for a blind cute boy and proceed to tender rape him and take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:09:44 2016 No.15518084 >>15518079 Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:09:46 2016 No.15518086 File: 47 KB, 1001x985, Nice joke Anon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518054 >moe This will be anything but moe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:10:47 2016 No.15518095 >>15518077 >not for Dostoyevsky-tier villain's exposition Can't think of a single time when Dostoevsky had a good villain, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:12:01 2016 No.15518104 >>15517862 100 Push Ups, Sit Up, Squats, run 10 KM EVERY SINGLE DAY for 3 years. No A/C

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:12:14 2016 No.15518107
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>>15518084
You might be being ironic, but you also might be a newfag who just doesn't know, so I will tell you that the best cripple-moe-blind-humanboy story we have has a hellhound in the female protagonist role.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:14:44 2016 No.15518126

>>15518107
I'm being ironic, don't go calling me a newfag. I've been here since 2003 when I had to use a phone dial modem, you young whippersnapper! Kids these days don't give their elders respect and wear their kneesocks below the knee and don't remember when a kiss from an Elf cost a nickle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:15:48 2016 No.15518134 >>15518079 Shirohebi Apophis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:15:53 2016 No.15518135 >>15518104 He said court, not kill.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:19:35 2016 No.15518151
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>>15518034
Well an easy way to do that would be to have her as already married, which caused her to become CHILL and align her interests with that of her neet husbando who just wants to stay at home and get comfy all day.

But presumably you want her to be available for sexy times, so... I dunno, maybe align her with one of the more chill factions rather than straight-up Demon-Lord-ism. Maybe she got sent away to be raised in Zipangu or Poseidon-land or the Undead Kingdom, like people used to do with noble princesses IRL in Ye Olde times. And so getting raised by mofu priestesses in some inari shrine or whatever gave her a sexy accent and caused her to not be particularly invested in the whole world conquest meme.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:19:40 2016 No.15518152

>>15518077
I personally think estableshing the character is important, but that's just what I think.
Besides, I doubt I would see Lani ever used in anything lewd. I mean, who would want to write about a flat Lilim who is a full blown neutral and likes the mating press position?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:23:22 2016 No.15518172 I want to become a no-nonsense cop in MGC! I want to be a loose cannon who doesn't need a partner! I want a genki Kobold to melt my icy heart through buddy cop hi-jinks after the chief is done yelling at me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:25:57 2016 No.15518188 >>15518172 But everyone thinks you're a male stripper when you go out in uniform.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:26:33 2016 No.15518191 >>15518188 That's why I need to learn to do the Clint-Squint.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:27:12 2016 No.15518194

>Be walking inna woods for some early morning jogging.
>She white fur wolfu looking at you.
>Uh oh, she's moving forward
>Now she's running forward
>It's over, goodbye modern civilization, time for rape in a den.
>Be tackled down
>Suddenly cuddles, head rubs, and licks all over
How do you respond

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:27:44 2016 No.15518197 File: 289 KB, 700x515, Lich_misama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518172 > "You busted up that humanboy whorehouse pretty good McGarnagle. Did you really have to break so much furniture?!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:28:06 2016 No.15518198 >>15518194 >walking >early morning jogging What is this I don't even REDOREDOREDO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:29:09 2016 No.15518202 >>15518197 Funny, I just saw that episode today.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:31:38 2016 No.15518218

>>15518151
Can't have her married, since that voids out half of her reason for traveling in the first place.

I was thinking of maybe having her show a decent interest in keeping the world as is, as opposed to making everything look like it's the Demon Lord's phallic shrub and orgy infested front yard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:32:22 2016 No.15518225 >>15518197 >Lich Police Chief These aren't holding cells, they're crypts full of Ghouls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:33:36 2016 No.15518232 >>15518194 Take a stick and throw it and yell "fetch". Then run in the opposite direction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:35:18 2016 No.15518244 File: 327 KB, 1588x2048, 1.1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518194 Attack her nipples.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:35:45 2016 No.15518248 File: 188 KB, 326x573, Ghoul_clean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518225 > Ghoul is my favourite MG > By now she's a pretty old entry > Still literally no fanart of her But it's not faiiiiiiir!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:35:59 2016 No.15518251 >>15518225 It's the suck tank. You get thrown in there and sucked off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:36:22 2016 No.15518252 >>15518194 Rub her head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:37:07 2016 No.15518253 >>15518251 This is inhumane! My lawyer is going to hear about this!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:40:38 2016 No.15518268 >>15518253 Your lawyer is sitting in the tank and waiting for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:40:57 2016 No.15518270 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, 1450841279136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of job could a Yeti find in MGC that's meaty paw friendly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:41:33 2016 No.15518272 >>15518268 Such is life in Monster Girl City, the worst place since Gotham and Liberty City were connected by a massive portal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:42:15 2016 No.15518276 >>15518253 Just be happy you have a lawyer and not one of those court appointed Wurm lawyers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:42:40 2016 No.15518278 >>15518270 Meat pounding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:43:04 2016 No.15518279 File: 215 KB, 1000x689, 1441514254007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518253 We have found the best lawyers for you, the only ones that would take the case

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:43:36 2016 No.15518285 >>15518272 Ah yes, good ol Liberty Gothem. A place where the Batman will save you from the robbers before beating a hooker with a baseball bat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:43:38 2016 No.15518286 >>15518276 >court appointed Wurm lawyers >she's fuzzy and nervous and can't get a word in >the jury feels so sorry for you they decide you're not guilty >OBJECTION!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:44:40 2016 No.15518291 >>15518279 Wait, what happened to Yeti? Goddammit Pally, you forgot your roots!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:45:42 2016 No.15518294 >>15518285 Liberty Gotham: when you get enough Wanted Stars, the Batwing drops on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:45:48 2016 No.15518295 >>15518018 I'm gonna kiss this momhorse!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:46:39 2016 No.15518299 >>15518278 She better be wearing a full body hair net before handling meat, if I find white fur on my steak I'm suing the restaurant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:47:39 2016 No.15518303 >>15518294 Liberty Gothem, where it's not unusual to see a silent man on a motor cycle getting chased by the military while a man in a green onsie with question marks on it asks us to "riddle him this)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:47:49 2016 No.15518304 >>15518018 sending to the glue factory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:49:16 2016 No.15518309 >>15518303 Liberty Gotham: when your cousin tells you to come to the strip joint for some big Ameerican titties and then the stripper's boyfriend gives you a Glasgow smile.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:49:37 2016 No.15518311
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>>15518253
Oh please, anon.
You know MGCPD has Mofu, Shoggoth & Mofu Law Group on retainer.
Their slick Tanuki lawyers will pull the ol'

> "Your honour, you'll note the security camera footage from the cell clearly shows Anon Nymous ejaculating in Ms. Suckula's mouth on multiple occasions: 1.22am, 1.23am, 1.26am, 1.34am, and so on, which categorically proves that the intercourse was consensual. Mr. Nymous' assertion that "My hips are moving on their own!" is also clear demonstration of his enthusiasm."
> "We would like to take this opportunity to file a countersuit that Mr. Nymous is engaged in vexatious litigation. We suggest a sentence of three weeks' community service in the rec room of the police station"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:52:20 2016 No.15518325 >>15518311 Now I want to see what the MG version of the 'Chewbacca Defense' would look like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:52:28 2016 No.15518327 File: 222 KB, 469x558, 1404088266344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518295 Cute as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:52:33 2016 No.15518330 >>15518311 This is like Judge Dredd/Dominion Tank Police -tier of human rights violations. Wish it was a story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:55:30 2016 No.15518341 >>15518218 I think I have a good idea of what to make her stance now. I just need to deal with appearancees, and it should be at least readable. Also: Braided hair? Or non-braided? And would blue and gold work well for a clothing color scheme?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:56:59 2016 No.15518346 >>15518325 >This is Anon, he lives in Monster Girl and DOESN'T like monster girls. >Think about that for just a moment, he doesn't like monster girls. >Why does a man that doesn't like monster girls live in MGC? >That does not make sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 12:58:47 2016 No.15518351 File: 93 KB, 451x640, CnAiRkQUEAAzTit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some in-game manual pic for exet's new game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:00:32 2016 No.15518356 File: 107 KB, 451x640, CnAiT16UMAAtgZa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518351 Wish I could read moon. Also, lovely Druella is in this game too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:02:09 2016 No.15518362 >>15518232 She fetches your 'stick' instead >>15518244 >>15518252 Good going dummies, you're having wolf pups with her now. At least 4 to boot!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:04:12 2016 No.15518365 >>15518356 I want to have 16 bits sex with pixel Druella!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:04:44 2016 No.15518366 >>15518362 >She fetches your 'stick' instead Damn wolfus. So darn lewd. I guess I’ll keep her around as a pet or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:05:18 2016 No.15518369 >>15518362 Oh Anon. I'm going for a litter BIGGER than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:06:39 2016 No.15518372 >>15518356 Is that blue haired fellow a dude or a chick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:07:01 2016 No.15518374 >>15518362 >At least 4 to boot! Good!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:07:46 2016 No.15518376 >>15518372 Looks like boobplate so probably a chick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:09:27 2016 No.15518384 >>15518376 The tight leggings also give it away. Makes me wonder how she's gonna look as a Monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:10:26 2016 No.15518391 >>15518351 >>15518356 What type of game will this be besides H? I wish I had the skill to actually make games instead of writing crappy stories.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:10:54 2016 No.15518394

>>15518152
Anon, if I've written about CBT with a Manticore's barbs, you can make anything work. Except fetishes that're a major turnoff to a majority of people here.

>>15518077
My biggest hang-up when it comes to writing is premises and dialogue. So I just like to sit here with my yellow legal writing pad either shitting out greentexts or bitching in IRC/Discord about "Writer's block" when the real problem is FUCKING BOJACK HORSEMAN ISN'T OUT YET

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:11:46 2016 No.15518398 >>15518351 >>15518356 It's trash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:12:07 2016 No.15518400 >>15518391 >>15518391 >What type of game will this be besides H? According to him, it's just H. It's an interactive story kind of thing where you explore and lewd things happen. No combat or typical game style things happening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:17:25 2016 No.15518428 >>15518391 >I wish I had the skill to actually make games instead of writing crappy stories. Get some skills bro. Gamemaker is just a google search away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:18:42 2016 No.15518432 File: 72 KB, 1000x2200, Fuck Boi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518311 Why are monsters so evil? The world may never know...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:19:01 2016 No.15518434 File: 1.37 MB, 2000x1500, 1455277480887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] About to go on a 2-days trip in the woods. I'm gonna carve my name and my waifu's on a tree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:20:07 2016 No.15518437 >>15518434 Hope the spell works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:20:47 2016 No.15518439 >>15518432 Guess it's time to battle the princess and rescue the black knight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:22:30 2016 No.15518443 File: 887 KB, 1250x1000, 1463895743249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pure

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:23:33 2016 No.15518446 >>15518443 Scans when? That one anon never delivered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:23:35 2016 No.15518447 >>15518369 But then she'll need to eat so much to keep the pups healthy! She could end up a tubby wolfu, and caring for all those pups won't give her time to work out!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:25:18 2016 No.15518450 File: 31 KB, 861x706, Implying she needs help.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518439

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:28:05 2016 No.15518455 >>15518447 I'll love her all the same. Tubby Wolfus are the cuddliest wolfu. >>15518450 Don't make me princess carry her out of here... I mean, I'm going to do it anyway but that's not the point.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:32:10 2016 No.15518465

>>15518394
So vanilla fetishes work. The main issue would be anyone, including myself, writing anything lewd about her. Doing anything lewd would require me going back to my "Guy cums buckets of scalding hot and steamy DNA chowder all over the Wurm's firm bum as he massages her back" origins, which I would rather not do.

Dialog and premise aren't issues with me, to be honest. Naming is the biggest hurdle, although I lucked out with Lani meaning "Sky" in Hawaiian, which can somewhat fit her personality. Of course, I now always picture her surfing on one of those dinosaur sized Alligators because of that.

>>15518400
Well that sucks. May as well be the one bonus room to the H Doom game.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:33:46 2016 No.15518474

>>15518439
What is the princess was secretly a monster girl. She could have been a doppelganger disguising herself as a princess in the hopes that she'd finally attract a strong noble husband. And now she'll remain alone. All because you decided to be a slut for a demon in armor. How do you live with yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:36:46 2016 No.15518486 >>15518465 If you don't want to write lewd then don't write lewd. Nobody's going to force that upon you and I'm pretty sure if you're competent enough you'll be able to pull it off. Ganbare, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:37:33 2016 No.15518488 >>15518474 Well, if she was a doppel ganger than Why didn't she change body types the instant I walk in? A thick thighed princess with a bit of pudge would have me in a heart beat. Although I guess I could just take both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:37:40 2016 No.15518489 >>15518439 I'm sure it will. I'm leaving things here and there that proves that she exists. People will look at that tree and see that our love is real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:38:42 2016 No.15518492 >>15518465 >Guy cums buckets of scalding hot and steamy DNA chowder all over the Wurm's firm bum as he massages her back Hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:40:11 2016 No.15518496 >>15518465 >Guy cums buckets of scalding hot and steamy DNA chowder all over the Wurm's firm bum as he massages her back That's... oddly arousing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:42:15 2016 No.15518502 >>15518465 >Guy cums buckets of scalding hot and steamy DNA chowder all over the Wurm's firm bum as he massages her back man i don't know why but that sounds pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:43:30 2016 No.15518504 >>15518465 >Guy cums buckets of scalding hot and steamy DNA chowder all over the Wurm's firm bum as he massages her back Muh dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:43:43 2016 No.15518505 >>15518351 >>15518356 Honestly, I don't have any hopes in this game. It feels like it will be filled with awful fetishes like tentacle rape and yuri, and, if there are straight scenes, all of them will be male gangbangs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:44:29 2016 No.15518509 >>15518492 >>15518496 >>15518502 >>15518504 Am I the only one that sees that as just plain bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:45:09 2016 No.15518513 >>15518509 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:45:10 2016 No.15518514 >>15518509 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:46:12 2016 No.15518517 >>15518509 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:48:32 2016 No.15518524 File: 390 KB, 1516x1200, CmwN4pUUcAAgh_8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:48:48 2016 No.15518527

>>15518486
People already know me more for my attampts at comedy and cute monster kindergarteners doing cute things.
Maybe three people know about the monstrous alphabet Wurm I created when joking about the idea of an Orochi MG with one head saying "C is for cookie!" Like an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:50:25 2016 No.15518531 File: 270 KB, 4128x855, Wurmaphet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518527 >monstrous alphabet Wurm We've improved upon the concept. Are you familiar with the Wurmabet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:52:48 2016 No.15518538 >>15518531 Aargh? Whats an Aargh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 13:53:42 2016 No.15518544 File: 354 KB, 2564x1584, Wurm laughter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518538 An exclamation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:01:57 2016 No.15518561 >>15518538 The last part of a certain Black Beast's name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:02:35 2016 No.15518563 >>15518544 >>15518544 I thought that it was a mighty beast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:03:15 2016 No.15518566 >>15518561 >>15518563 I'm just a dumb Alp and don't get this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:08:10 2016 No.15518584 >>15517943 I tried to make a villian once, ended up more antagonistic then evil. then again i don't thing any of my characters I make are memorable compared to the others in this thread

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:11:15 2016 No.15518598
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4 Fighters from Final Fantasy 1 have entered the MGE Universe and are on a quest to slay the Demon Lord. Assuming they don't have an insanely high libido like everyone in MGE, do they stand a chance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:12:21 2016 No.15518606 File: 205 KB, 1231x952, 1467925194537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragonia better show more Wyverns beyond the one on the cover.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:12:42 2016 No.15518607
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>>15518531
What?

>>15518509
Nope. I wrote the damn thing and even I think it's awful. I feel like pic related whenever I think about it.
I'll still recycle the characters from it eventually, however.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:13:57 2016 No.15518612 >>15518606 Worst dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:14:43 2016 No.15518615 >>15518598 I hope not, I don't want my ghoul waifu to eat me. At least, not that kind of "eat".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:15:55 2016 No.15518617 >>15518612 your the worst

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:16:29 2016 No.15518620 >>15518617 At least I have opposable thumbs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:17:39 2016 No.15518626 >>15518598 No Though based Marche can totally destroy MGE land

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:17:54 2016 No.15518628 >>15518620 Wyverns can probably polymorph those.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:18:20 2016 No.15518630 >>15518620 your thumbs suck to

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:18:24 2016 No.15518631 >>15518598 Do they have sword chucks? Is there a blackmage around? Is there ice armor made entirely of ice? Are they knighted? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:18:44 2016 No.15518634 >>15518628 >Having to polymorph thumbs lol what a loser

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:22:18 2016 No.15518643 File: 3.49 MB, 2480x3507, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518566 http://youtu.be/LJfowXTXOfU

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:22:56 2016 No.15518647
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>>15518626
Truly our worst enemy.
>>15518631
They start out as level 1 newbies with nothing but Rapiers and Chainmail, but they also start in an area with weak fodder monsters. Progression is fairly similar to the original FF but of course there are areas with monsters out of their league if they are not careful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:25:48 2016 No.15518658 >>15518643 On second thought let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:31:55 2016 No.15518677 There's a thread on /co/ with a genderbent version of Darkseid that's making my peepee feel funny. Please make me stop sexualising the tiger force at the heart of all things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:34:08 2016 No.15518686 >>15518677 >Going to /co/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:34:44 2016 No.15518687 >>15518686 >going to /jp/ Is there a problem?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:35:52 2016 No.15518694 >>15518687 /co/ is a shithole nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:36:22 2016 No.15518701 >>15518677 >dat delicious MILFseid 11/10 would help help conquer earth with.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:37:01 2016 No.15518703
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Would Ranma turn into an Alp, an incubi, or a plain old monster girl if he/she was exposed to demonic energy? I ask this because it seems Demonic Energy turns men into Alps only if they are gay and as we all know (except for Ranma x Ryoga fags) Ranma is completely straight but he also has a female half which would be very susceptible to corruption. He's also half-man (incubi) and half-girl (monster) as you might have noticed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:37:46 2016 No.15518706 >>15518701 You fool! She'll never reward you! You'll be edged forever!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:39:24 2016 No.15518712 Which girl would have the greatest appreciation for High Quality Video Game Rips?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:39:41 2016 No.15518714 Requesting evil looking monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:41:02 2016 No.15518722 >>15518712 You can stop now, Anon. The day the halation stopped was the day he stopped being relevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:43:02 2016 No.15518726 >>15518722 Get with the times, Anon. The reboot is over and halation is back. Chad Daddy sacrificed himself to return it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:43:14 2016 No.15518727 >>15518712 That meme stopped being funny a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:43:28 2016 No.15518729 >>15518607 I have apprehensions to choking undead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:44:00 2016 No.15518731 File: 3.93 MB, 577x418, 1461282044808.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518714 For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:44:04 2016 No.15518732 File: 517 KB, 858x800, evil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518714

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:45:00 2016 No.15518734 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, 1432526891214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518714 Ze Nazis are evil, ja? >>15518729 Why? They don't breathe either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:45:00 2016 No.15518735 File: 400 KB, 862x1206, 4_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518714 They're best girls and best waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:45:18 2016 No.15518736 >>15518647 >not getting the 8 bit theater jokes What a pity. Oh well, my Lani summary thing on my pastebin could count as a D rank first draft. Should I bother posting it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:45:21 2016 No.15518737 >>15518714 all of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:45:52 2016 No.15518739 >>15518729 I want an undead to choke me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:45:56 2016 No.15518740 File: 155 KB, 717x1012, 1466871810481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure your monster waifu gets plenty of exercise

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:46:25 2016 No.15518744 >>15518734 >Why? They don't breathe either way. It just seems like a cruel way to remind them that they aren't living

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:48:03 2016 No.15518749 File: 1.17 MB, 1566x1200, c653d751739384cc368e841abc7ee725ce0cfc04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518714

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:48:21 2016 No.15518750

>>15518736
>>not getting the 8 bit theater jokes
I got it I just didn't acknowledge it. Besides pretty much any of the Light Warriors from 8-bit theater could stomp MGE with ease (except maybe Black Mage who's lust would probably get the better of him.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:48:50 2016 No.15518752 Would you count ever scale on your waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:49:19 2016 No.15518754 >>15518752 No, that sounds like something she'd get bothered about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:49:35 2016 No.15518757 >>15518740 Why? Tanukis are meant to be tubby

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:50:06 2016 No.15518761 File: 110 KB, 700x828, r210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518714

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:50:20 2016 No.15518763 What monster girl would be the most likely to refer to her husband as "hubby"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:51:26 2016 No.15518766 >>15518763 Troll/Holst

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:51:44 2016 No.15518768 >>15518752 Sure! 0.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:52:16 2016 No.15518773 >>15518768 0.1 scales

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:53:31 2016 No.15518776 >>15518766 A Trolst?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:54:02 2016 No.15518784 >>15518776 I dare not imagine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:54:03 2016 No.15518782 >>15518729 Gele isn't an undead. She's more like a demon who did some pretty extreme shit. Also, she's immortal. Completely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:55:28 2016 No.15518792 >>15518782 Her Eye make me think of lich

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:57:14 2016 No.15518798 >>15518739 Like a vampire holding your throat as she roughly rides you, or a Lich seeing how it effects your performance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:57:47 2016 No.15518800 File: 44 KB, 1280x720, Waifu_Abuse_7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know if anybody here plays/cares about VA-11 HALL-A but there's a cyborg ojou catgirl in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:57:48 2016 No.15518801 >>15518752 i count 13 scales cause on a scale of 0-10 my waifu is a solid 13

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:58:33 2016 No.15518804 >>15518800 Stop shilling this garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 14:59:14 2016 No.15518805 >>15518804 buddy this is my first time in these threads for months

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:00:02 2016 No.15518807 I want to let a vampire hear my heartbeat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:00:16 2016 No.15518809 >>15518798 Definitely the first one. Liches are cute and all but I'm not into cold clinical scientist behavior during sex.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:02:59 2016 No.15518817

>>15518792
You should see the rest of her. Her look in 03 gave her monstrous limbs and a loli body.
>>15518750
I'm pretty sure with all the love floating about his hadoken would reach a new level of destruction never before seen. The main issue would still be him hitting anything with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:04:32 2016 No.15518819 How cute can cutebolds be

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:05:30 2016 No.15518823 >>15518819 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:07:51 2016 No.15518831 >>15518798 I want a vampire with sharp nails to choke me so hard she draws blood!

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:08:20 2016 No.15518834

What about evil maids?
Around her master, she's polite, demure and courteous to everyone.
When her master goes to bed, she trades the maid outfit for royal regalia and heads to her castle through a magic portal in a secret room in the basement, where she then orders a village be wiped out and any prisoners executed.

She makes sure she's back before her master wakes up, but one day she slips up and forgets to remove her crown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:08:48 2016 No.15518835 >>15518095 Haha holy crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:08:53 2016 No.15518836 >>15518831 That'll just waste it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:10:06 2016 No.15518842 >>15518834 neat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:10:52 2016 No.15518843 >>15518834 But why pretend to be a maid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:11:30 2016 No.15518848 I wanna get punched by a Minotaur!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:13:21 2016 No.15518855 >>15518800 /v/ermin detected. Not everyone that posts about a semi-popular visual novel is shilling and more than one person in the world has played it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:13:21 2016 No.15518856 >>15518776 The greatest farmer in the entire world, the motherliest mother, the cakest of cakes, the most kind and gentle, with a specialty in nursing handjobs. The ultimate example of Hathor's fertility powers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:14:17 2016 No.15518858 >>15518843 Because she loves her master and wants to support him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:15:37 2016 No.15518865 Oh no! A wizard put a curse on you and now you have to admit your deepest, darkest fetish to your waifu! How screwed are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:16:07 2016 No.15518867 >>15518858 She could just reveal herself and let him live royally with her resources.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:17:18 2016 No.15518873 >>15518865 >Kraken learns I have a weight gain fetish where the size goes up to immobile. Welp, she's going to probably be relieved that I won't care about if she loses her figure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:18:31 2016 No.15518880 >>15518865 Joke's on him, she already knows about all of those!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:19:21 2016 No.15518883 >>15518077 >Hell, the best mg story I've ever read was just about some guy on date night with his doppel waifu. Hmm, was it the Niebelfader's one? Spot on summary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:19:25 2016 No.15518884 >>15518873 How would monster girls who live in the ocean even gain weight? They kind of have to swim nonstop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:20:52 2016 No.15518890 How could a shog get scared

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:20:56 2016 No.15518891 >>15518867 But anon, he'll never become a great man if everything is just handed to him. She'll support him, but he needs to work for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:21:04 2016 No.15518892 >>15518884 lots of eating and pure genetics

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:22:56 2016 No.15518902 >>15518892 Unless she's some sort of giant blue whale girl or something, they'd still burn the calories off from all the swimming they do. Logically, every aquatic girl (except Sea Slimes) should be ripped as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:23:05 2016 No.15518904 >>15518865 Probably my more masochistic fantasies or cuckqueaning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:23:28 2016 No.15518905 >>15518890 The lights on their body flicker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:24:52 2016 No.15518913 >>15518884 >What are Manatees

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:25:07 2016 No.15518914 >>15518865 >Knifeplay How's a Jinko supposed to hold a knife with her big meaty paws?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:25:46 2016 No.15518918 would a shog slip something onto her crush so she is always with him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:26:11 2016 No.15518919 >>15518913 OK, fair point. And girls that live in the colder parts of the ocean would probably have layers of fat, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:26:28 2016 No.15518922 >>15518902 well, they probably have MAMMY BAMMY to do something about it or maybe they have some really slow metabolisms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:27:55 2016 No.15518930 >>15518919 The northern girls would be quite cuddly then. All those soft mermaids.. unf, brings a tear to my eye

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:31:19 2016 No.15518937 >>15518930 As far as I know, most saltwater fish that live in colder environments aren't very colorful. Hope you don't mind a mermaid with a tail the same color as the ocean on a stormy day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:33:13 2016 No.15518944 >>15518937 That would be perfectly fine with me. The fit, colorful ones can remain south.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:33:42 2016 No.15518946 >>15517792 Wew First post best post

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:42:32 2016 No.15518969 >>15518740 >MG looking at condoms saying "All Okay" >Suddenly, large belly I'm pretty sure that she's poked holes in all of them, rather than her being chubby, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:46:01 2016 No.15518981 File: 176 KB, 717x1012, 9713e09795c03b21d7287c7125c704b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518969 Nerdnuki is the new hotness

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:48:49 2016 No.15518989 Whispering Sweet Nothings while cuddling after sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation/fertilizing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:49:50 2016 No.15518991 >>15518989 Why not watch paint dry with your waifu? It would be much more entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:55:09 2016 No.15519012 I bet it's hard for Selkies to move around with those suits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:57:44 2016 No.15519025 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1597, 1450095058047.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Abossphis so cool?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:58:27 2016 No.15519029 >>15516752 Ghouls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:58:43 2016 No.15519033 >>15519025 Because monster girls become 150% sexier when wearing formal business clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:59:03 2016 No.15519034 File: 240 KB, 1071x1153, 1467990386400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet even arachnophobia anon and dickhead Ushi hater anon wouldn't turn down an offer like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 15:59:17 2016 No.15519035 >>15519025 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:01:49 2016 No.15519047 File: 474 KB, 577x724, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519025 Because Sneks are the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:04:04 2016 No.15519062 >>15518865 >Unbirthing I don't think this will end well. For anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:04:45 2016 No.15519066 >>15519025 Because it's where Apophis naturally belongs in the Hierarchy, at the top and in control.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:05:52 2016 No.15519071 >>15519066 This man gets it

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:06:28 2016 No.15519074

>>15518989
Showing affection when you find yourself near her with nothing to do. Admiring her as she stares out across the yard from the kitchen, the two of you waiting for the kettle to biol and the toast to pop. Slipping up behind her and giving her neck a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:08:46 2016 No.15519085 >>15519066 >>15519025 What are the best Monster Girl Office Bosses?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:09:08 2016 No.15519086 >>15518865 Normally, I'd be humiliated. But this is my waifu we're talking about here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:10:11 2016 No.15519093 >>15519034 I would anon, I'm sorry but I'm too scared of Spiders.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:11:49 2016 No.15519097 Could one work at a monster majority company and not get raped?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:12:08 2016 No.15519098 >>15519085 Titania. Just think about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:12:39 2016 No.15519099 File: 214 KB, 700x694, 1462676631411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518865 nothing really changes, if anything she gets even ruffer with me and starts hounding me when we go out for walkies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:12:47 2016 No.15519100 >>15519085 A thick thighed office alice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:13:34 2016 No.15519103 >>15519034 what if she puts her venom in it?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:14:07 2016 No.15519106

>>15519034
Yeah Ushi Oni or not, I'd really have a hard time trusting food/ drink given to me by any monster girl and would decline it. It's probably filled with god know what and rape drug. So no I am not going to take any food or drink from any monster girl, it just seems to shady, dangerous, and overall a bad thing in the end for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:14:18 2016 No.15519108 File: 472 KB, 780x1621, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519066 But that's where all Monster Girls belong

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:14:47 2016 No.15519110 >>15519097 If it's a mofu cafe and the employees are fluffy jinkos and yetis, no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:15:29 2016 No.15519116 File: 156 KB, 650x477, 1468033344236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519085 Fat-bottomed (That's a given for any Cheshire) sadomasochist Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:15:57 2016 No.15519118 File: 790 KB, 1153x1094, 1463204475923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519099 [Heavy Breathing]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:16:33 2016 No.15519122 >>15519116 The genkiest cheshire. Gonna pat her head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:16:33 2016 No.15519123 File: 517 KB, 800x1341, Arachnotaur Minime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519103 Ushi don't have venom. That would be overkill on top of overkill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:18:19 2016 No.15519128 >>15519116 >Yahoo~ Time for hugs Anon-kun!~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:19:16 2016 No.15519132 >>15519110 But I just sweep up after the cafe closes, can't the employees fawn over the human chef

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:20:07 2016 No.15519136
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>>15519116
>When you're a Defense Lawyer and a Cheshire pops out of your suitcase
>Court is interrupted
>All your paperwork is thrown all over the place
>Can't find some of the important ones and the judge won't grant anymore extensions
>GUILTY

One of the captcha pics was a Gavel too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:20:28 2016 No.15519139 >>15519123 Still she is a scary spider, she even roars

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:22:31 2016 No.15519142 >>15519136 and that is how a Dormouse got sent to prison for rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:24:11 2016 No.15519150 >>15517517 Got a source for this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:24:54 2016 No.15519151 >>15519132 With all the fur flying around they offer to "help" you sweep up, then they grab a broom and get the floor spotless for the next day and ask you if you want to spend the night with them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:25:59 2016 No.15519157 >>15519151 But if they do my job then the Tanuki boss won't have to pay me to do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:26:02 2016 No.15519158 I want a chubby dormouse to cuddle me in my sleep!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:28:34 2016 No.15519166 File: 205 KB, 600x907, 1460420735109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the most Slavic monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:28:48 2016 No.15519167 >>15519118 im going to tickle her tummy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:31:10 2016 No.15519173 >>15517517 why are so many monstergils stories about them getting raped, I need vanilla loving ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:32:00 2016 No.15519176 >>15519173 >monstergirls >getting raped huh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:32:12 2016 No.15519179 >>15519166 Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:33:46 2016 No.15519184 File: 61 KB, 380x750, 8eb4e5232bb9cb96080ea7413b69bb3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519166 I want to be the boytoy of the russian monstergirl mafia!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:33:53 2016 No.15519185 >>15519176 the image I replied to has fat fuck and then tentacle rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:35:53 2016 No.15519190 >>15518865 Considering my waifu is a witch and my fetish is diapers, there no problem at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:39:12 2016 No.15519212 >>15519176 >Not raping monster girls huh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:40:23 2016 No.15519213 >>15519150 http://exhentai.org/g/953480/5474323a2b/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:40:24 2016 No.15519214 >>15518865 >dicking the daughteru Welp, I'm boned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:41:07 2016 No.15519215 I want to make dicking the daughteru illegal in MGC

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:42:07 2016 No.15519216 >>15519213 >male:orc Dropped

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:43:21 2016 No.15519222 >>15519215 I'm voting for the Dhampir who wants to make it mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:43:25 2016 No.15519223 File: 81 KB, 456x386, 1465494500239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15518734 >Posting that furbait TF character

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:43:57 2016 No.15519227 >>15519213 >>15519216 >female:rape shit man what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:45:12 2016 No.15519232 >>15519222 But Dhampires shouldn't fuck their fatheru, he has a vampire wife for that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:47:33 2016 No.15519238 >>15519232 What if the father was raped by a vampire and almost a year later he gets a basket on his front step with is daughter and a letter from his rapist

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:49:06 2016 No.15519241 >>15519223 >furbait Wat That pic is furry to you? What is TF?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:49:40 2016 No.15519243 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1446230626029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519223 >furbait

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:50:27 2016 No.15519246 >>15519241 From what I remember of the story she was in temporarily she literally turns into a furry lycanthrope

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:54:21 2016 No.15519261 I read the dhampir profile before but didn't notice that they are designated daughteru dicking monster until I read it again just now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:55:10 2016 No.15519267 >>15519215 Nobody would vote for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:56:36 2016 No.15519275 >>15519261 Dark Elves too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:58:14 2016 No.15519281 >>15519267 What if in place I make brother fucking legal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:58:23 2016 No.15519283 >>15519275 And giant Mice and Khepris.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 16:59:24 2016 No.15519287 >>15519281 That's already legal. I don't care for it either, which makes it doubly silly to offer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:01:52 2016 No.15519296 There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with daughteru dicking if your wife is ok with it Filling your daughter's young womb with your semen is the best way to show your love for her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:01:53 2016 No.15519297 >>15519283 Pest monsters don't count because they don't even have a concept of incest.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:02:39 2016 No.15519300
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>You'll never be one of the Earthlings willing to put up a fight against the evil Saiyan invaders
>You'll never be toyed with by buff Saiyan ladies because of your low power level
>You'll never be Tien-tier
>Or even Yamcha-tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:03:17 2016 No.15519305 >>15519297 You don't need a concept of incest to put your dick in your daughter, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:03:52 2016 No.15519307 >>15519305 But what is the point if they don't call you "daddy" while you're doing it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:05:34 2016 No.15519312 I don't want to fuck my monster sister or mother

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:05:42 2016 No.15519313 >>15519307 They're your daughters anon, why the fuck wouldn't they call you daddy? maybe you prefer papa instead? What you're implying here is that your daughters would call you by your real name, which is weird shit even by real people standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:06:14 2016 No.15519314 >>15519300 I like the idea of garbing a mg by the tail and it being a means of proposing to her I think tigers would like it the most

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:06:15 2016 No.15519315 >>15519300 Plague, get back to animating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:06:45 2016 No.15519319 >>15519312 Then don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:06:45 2016 No.15519320 >>15519313 Because they fuck you because they don't see you as a father, you are just "a man" to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:08:42 2016 No.15519329 File: 495 KB, 714x1000, 25101008_p23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519314 I'd catch a tiger by the tail. But only a little one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:08:47 2016 No.15519330 >>15519320 I just don't get it. That's so impersonal, why wouldn't a daughter recognize her own father?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:09:42 2016 No.15519334 >>15519329 But if she hollers, let her go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:09:47 2016 No.15519335 >>15519329 Would you let her go if she hollered?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:11:41 2016 No.15519343 >>15519334 >>15519329 Like hell I'm letting go http://imgur.com/IykcZP9

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:12:04 2016 No.15519346 >>15519334 >>15519335 God bless you Anons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:15:58 2016 No.15519357 File: 311 KB, 1200x675, 1466546518299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519343 >lolis with plump asses Mmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:23:42 2016 No.15519383 File: 1.12 MB, 1280x720, saiyans2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519300 Man, I just want a Saiyan waifu who both loves and frightens me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:25:19 2016 No.15519391 >>15519357 those are some big meaty paws

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:26:29 2016 No.15519393 >>15519391 They're gloves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:27:02 2016 No.15519398 >>15519383 So which one is Nappa and dies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:27:03 2016 No.15519399 File: 67 KB, 638x760, ss+(2016-07-11+at+02.30.03).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:28:05 2016 No.15519411 >>15519399 what about her Husband's daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:28:12 2016 No.15519412 >>15519393 A man can hope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:29:01 2016 No.15519415 >>15519399 Those are some teeny tiny daughters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:29:04 2016 No.15519417 >>15519399 >A Manticore with a loli Cheshire holding onto the hem of her dress >"Don't talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:29:14 2016 No.15519418 >>15519399 How does such a small fluff ball get so huge?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:30:04 2016 No.15519424 >>15519399 Manticores have interesting life cycles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:48:09 2016 No.15519481 I want to make Druella cry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:50:23 2016 No.15519489 >>15519315 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn05qpn2e1Y

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:54:34 2016 No.15519501 >>15519481 Do not bully the Druella

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:54:34 2016 No.15519502 >>15519481 Show her When the Wind Blows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:59:28 2016 No.15519514 File: 232 KB, 980x796, What Anon Told Drew.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519481 >>15519481

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 17:59:32 2016 No.15519516 >>15519399 Mofucores are so fucking cute. I want to have an aquarium full of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:07:28 2016 No.15519557 >>15519516 Don't you mean a terrarium? And you do know that if they live long enough they morph into full blown manticores right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:08:55 2016 No.15519568 >>15519557 You release them in the wild when they get too big

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:09:40 2016 No.15519571 >>15519516 >I want to have an aquarium full of them. Sounds like a gamble anon. On one hand they could become all mopey and ugly looking like cats. On the other hand, all that fur could soak up the water and turn them into giant mofucores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:10:52 2016 No.15519576 >>15519568 Well, that explains the manticolony in the park then. You do know They'll break into your home and take you with them right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:13:48 2016 No.15519587 >>15519571 >Little mofucores wearing snorkels propelling themselves through the water with their tails acting like propellers. Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:15:43 2016 No.15519600 File: 274 KB, 1280x720, saiyan general.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519398 Probably the short-haired one on the right. Or they're both the Nappa and they get obliterated by this one once she goes rage mode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:25:07 2016 No.15519634 >>15519557 >>15519571 Sounds good either way. Normal manticores wirh huge mofus doesn't seem like a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:26:41 2016 No.15519643 File: 9 KB, 113x92, human boy detected.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] !

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:28:31 2016 No.15519654 >>15519643 I'm in the middle of the woods right now, sucks that there isn't a cute cheshire to guide me to her bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:29:42 2016 No.15519663 >>15519643 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGfQak-q9M

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:33:10 2016 No.15519684 >>15518311 ...this is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:42:46 2016 No.15519730 https://youtu.be/7XSFlGXvXW4?t=87 >TFW this is literally how the Fallen Gods see Order vs Demon Lord

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:48:47 2016 No.15519750 File: 214 KB, 555x776, tomboy butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so /mgt/ which mg would be the best at being a tomboy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:50:39 2016 No.15519758 >>15519750 Damphire, oni, or werewolf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:50:51 2016 No.15519761 >>15519750 Alp or Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:51:27 2016 No.15519765 >>15519750 Hellhound of course. Delinquent tomboys are what they do best,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:51:56 2016 No.15519766 Sooo, you gonna share that new paste with us, RS?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:54:27 2016 No.15519774 >>15519750 >>15519765 >>15519758 I think anons are misreading this as, >People who have a tomboy fetish, what is your favourite MG? Obvious answer is Alp, canonically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:55:07 2016 No.15519776 >>15519766 I guess I should. Slipped my mind. http://pastebin.com/3Dj9RmmG more manticore, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:55:16 2016 No.15519778 >>15519774 But that's so obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:56:45 2016 No.15519782 >>15519778 Yeah and 2+2 equalling 4 is obvious, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 18:59:08 2016 No.15519792 File: 1.23 MB, 1604x2158, Kikimaid Bunny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the best kind of maid outfit? A traditional victorian maid outfit, or perhaps something more modern?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:02:10 2016 No.15519801

>>15518800
I've been playing this a bit. The [not]4chan board on it has a monstergirl thread/conversation. It weirded me out when I saw it.

Otherwise the game is good, but the endless memes are annoying. I've already met Constanza and Adam Jensen lookalikes, and the news articles are primarily made up of 4chan memes and references to Anonymous. Without those I'd say the game is great, but the makers just had to be meme spouting faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:04:31 2016 No.15519807 >>15519792 Whatever is most functional. And if you want to molest the maid, a short skirt is functional.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:06:47 2016 No.15519816
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>>15519792
Assuming you live alone with the maid(s) and don't accept uninvited guests, something like this with the white part covering the breasts removed.

Always had a thing for maid outfits with permanently exposed breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:07:32 2016 No.15519821 >>15519792 She seems to be wearing one that doesn't fit her body

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:08:55 2016 No.15519828 Just have the Kiki wear the shog and have twice the amount of cleaning

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:10:48 2016 No.15519832 >>15519816 Rem a cute. Man last episode was brutal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:11:18 2016 No.15519835 >>15519807 >if you want to molest the maid >If Not molesting your kiki maid on occasion should be a criminal act. They deserve headpats, they deserve dickings. It's only proper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:12:38 2016 No.15519842 >>15519835 What if I just want my house clean, and not a relationship? I'll even pay her with real money as opposed to touching her head

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:12:48 2016 No.15519843 >>15519832 Rem a super cute. The LN was way worse, he cut off her fingers, then hands/feet before finishing with the limbs. Rem doesn't deserve such suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:13:50 2016 No.15519848 >>15519843 Her sister's alright too. Jesus. The author really is a sadist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:14:18 2016 No.15519849 >>15519832 Probably one of the only isekai done right, really love how white fox is handling it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:15:30 2016 No.15519855 >>15519792 Traditonal

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:15:55 2016 No.15519857

>>15519842
CRIMINAL!

I was just wondering how that would work though; in the profiles the relationship between a kiki and her master sounds like a quasi-romantic sort of thing. Would there be kikis that served wealthy masters then went home to some schmuck too poor to afford at least letting her stay home? Would that be a form of betrayal? Wouldn't a kiki not rest until the man she loved had succeeded at least that far in life?

What if you need more than one maid? Can you have multiple kikis without marrying all of them or do you need one head kiki and a bunch of human or other monster maids?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:16:43 2016 No.15519858 >>15519792 Traditional outfit >>15518270

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:16:47 2016 No.15519859 >>15519849 Isekai? Is that the trapped in another world genre? Also Oni maids are great, good cleaners and too swole to control.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:17:35 2016 No.15519862 >>15519857 I agree, this is important stuff. We need to know how a wealthy Tanuki household functions without her getting cucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:18:19 2016 No.15519864 >>15519792 Something super modest and covering and completely made of latex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:18:56 2016 No.15519866 >>15519864 KDF please

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:20:30 2016 No.15519869 >>15519842 I wonder if she would be sad or insulted if you just paid her with money and nothing else

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:21:05 2016 No.15519870 >>15519862 >We need to know how a wealthy Tanuki household functions without her getting cucked. That one's easy; it's called a reverse harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:21:09 2016 No.15519871 >>15519859 Isekai is that whole other world thing that's very popular in Japan for some reason. The author decided he had enough of it and made Re:zero

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:22:11 2016 No.15519876 >>15519857 If you married a Kiki .that was born with a silver spoon in her mouth who has never done maid work in her life. would she care if her husband hired a shog maid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:22:16 2016 No.15519877 File: 159 KB, 1280x686, lewdahan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know, I'd actually write more if dialogue wasn't such a vicious cunt. On happier notes, MORE STEALTH BLOWJOBS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:23:48 2016 No.15519878 >>15519862 Ether the Kiki just needs some money before she maids for somebody she loves or the Tanuki has a cucking fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:24:08 2016 No.15519880 >>15519871 Interesting, so it was deliberately written to fuck with that genre? Between that and Konosuba that genre's taking some real kicking. >>15519877 Under the desk blowjobs are god tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:24:30 2016 No.15519881 >>15519877 Could a dullahan's head force a blowjob on someone

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:25:16 2016 No.15519884 >>15519866 Please what? I think it's a good idea!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:28:50 2016 No.15519890 >>15519880 The authors of Re:Zero and Konosuba are actually pretty close friends. If I remember right, both series were spawned from the same idea, they just took them in opposite directions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:29:26 2016 No.15519892 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:30:46 2016 No.15519894 >>15519890 That's pretty cool.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:34:12 2016 No.15519897
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>>15519776
>huffing manticore mane while getting the TP
Good shit RS
On the subject of Manticores, more Jenna lactation stuff when?
>>15519792
Maidkini, tight butlers outfit, or maid attire that reveals midriff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:34:55 2016 No.15519900 >>15519871 From everything I've heard about it, Re:Zero sounds like a large load of ow the edge with a protagonist who's a useless piece of shit, I guess people just like it because it takes a piss out of the current trends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:38:28 2016 No.15519907 File: 232 KB, 408x375, hfw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519897 >On the subject of Manticores, more Jenna lactation stuff when? I dunno when or if more Jenna will happen. She's pretty great, so there's always a chance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:40:14 2016 No.15519912 >>15519907 It'd be a wasted opportunity if you didn't expand on Jenna's Holstaur-tier abilities more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:40:35 2016 No.15519914 >>15519864 That sounds pretty hot.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:42:59 2016 No.15519922

>>15519900
Edgy at times, silly at others. MC is ment to be a representation of all donut steel OC MCs that Isekai always have. Nothing else, except Konosuba, has really went deep into deconstructing the genre and made it good enough to watch. You're pretty much on the mark there but it's a fun ride regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:43:09 2016 No.15519923 >>15519897 The more and more RS writes Manticores the more and more I find it irrelevant that I do so, and that's fine.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:43:21 2016 No.15519925

>>15519876
>If you married a Kiki .that was born with a silver spoon in her mouth
Again, shouldn't that be almost every kiki? Making their man succeed is part of their thing.

That aside, I doubt she'd really care since she didn't have any stake in the maid arena. She might care more about the shog's attempts to seduce her man though. Real or perceived.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:45:30 2016 No.15519929 >>15519877 >dialogue Action has always been a weaker point for me. I talk all the time, banter isn't difficult, it's just describing what happens in a way that isn't clunky that sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:46:00 2016 No.15519932 >>15519923 We need manticore content from everyone, anon, and that includes you. This is a team effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:47:16 2016 No.15519934 >>15519932 speaking of manticore content, here's more Jenna. In a cop uniform this time. http://i.imgur.com/ZMQfl8l.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:48:30 2016 No.15519936 >>15519932 So we've been done hating manticores because everyone and their mother is writing them for a good while now, right? Is it safe to come out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:50:36 2016 No.15519941 >>15519934 >those thick thighs Unf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:50:56 2016 No.15519942 File: 155 KB, 800x800, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519936 >People hate this cutie I don't understand how

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:51:51 2016 No.15519943 >>15519936 Of course it is. Just don't make any sudden movements, and if you see a tailpussy, run.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:52:01 2016 No.15519944 >>15519934 This can't be proper procedure for writing a ticket!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:53:38 2016 No.15519946 File: 35 KB, 279x298, Smug Wan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Manticores are lame! Lame!

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:54:37 2016 No.15519947

>>15519943
>if you see a tailpussy, run.
>if you see a tailpussy sexually excite your aggressor more
I want you to write a book on preventing rape. It might well be the single greatest piece of misinformation ever penned.

>>15519944
She needs ink, anon. How is she going to write a ticket with no ink? Besides, that's clearly a "stop and [vigorously] frisk."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:55:07 2016 No.15519949 >>15519944 What do you mean? That's exactly how monstergirls write tickets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:55:07 2016 No.15519950 What if, gyaru dhampir?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:55:15 2016 No.15519951 >>15519792 >What is the best kind of maid outfit? The headband, some kind of an apron, and elaborate lingerie with a garter belt and everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:58:49 2016 No.15519956 Are the Dark elementals considered their own species? Like how Valkyrie and Dark Valkyrie are different?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 19:59:28 2016 No.15519959 What about a Dhampir into femdom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:00:48 2016 No.15519962 File: 231 KB, 850x1235, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519792 Short skirt, low cut top, no panties Stockings, garters, maid band, gloves Collar, coffee around the ankles and wrists

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:01:45 2016 No.15519965 >>15519950 MGE Vampires and Dhampirs are definitely able to tan to an extent that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:02:09 2016 No.15519966 Is it lewd to touch a spider's pedipalps

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:02:56 2016 No.15519971 >>15519962 Maid outfit perfected right there, especially the no panties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:03:21 2016 No.15519972 >>15519966 Is it lewd to give a woman a foot massage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:03:27 2016 No.15519974 >>15519966 It's lewd to touch any part of the spider.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:03:28 2016 No.15519975 >>15519966 Only if you don't love them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:04:26 2016 No.15519979 File: 876 KB, 1032x1500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519962 >coffee around the ankles and wrists Meant cuffs Fuck autocorrect

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:06:12 2016 No.15519986 Why are caffeinated spiders cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:06:26 2016 No.15519987 File: 427 KB, 615x682, wOIDd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519932 Except I've convinced myself/been convinced that I don't write Manticores properly so being on a team is so... unisex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:06:32 2016 No.15519988 >>15519979 I want to sneak caffeine patches onto a spidergirl while she's not paying attention in class. I want to do something similar to an ushi in a public place right before I beat a hasty exit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:07:50 2016 No.15519992 >>15519986 because imagine your childhood friend sneaking her parent's coffee into your room and drinking it with her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:08:12 2016 No.15519994 >>15519979 >>15519986 Drunk monster girls are the best! We need more drunk monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:10:00 2016 No.15519999 >>15519988 You want to cause the spiderpocalypse? Poor ushi will destroy the world and be clueless about what she did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:10:11 2016 No.15520000 How much do ushi like hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:11:26 2016 No.15520004 >>15520000 About 7 like.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:12:45 2016 No.15520007

>>15519965
>Vampire sun tanning
>Just groaning while weakly laying in the bright sunlight
>You turn her over every ten minutes so her back gets tanned too
>And get to apply sunscreen to her
>This goes on either until night, or until she can't bear it anymore and swallows her pride
>And asks you to princess carry her off the beach since she can't move

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:13:28 2016 No.15520010 Can a zombie become a wight from just cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:15:00 2016 No.15520014 >>15519999 Some men just want to watch the world burn. >>15520007 How do you reward that? Good garlic and specially reserved brown girl-style sex?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:15:29 2016 No.15520016 >>15519972 It is if either of you have a foot fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:15:35 2016 No.15520017 >>15520007 I hope she isn't sun burnt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:16:06 2016 No.15520019 >>15519994 Drunk vampires revealing how much they love subhuman... humans. I guess they'd call us subvampires? Not when they're truthful and drunk, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:16:55 2016 No.15520022 >>15520014 black garlic maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:16:55 2016 No.15520023 >>15520014 Garlic and sex seem like the best option. >>15520017 That's why you're there though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:18:09 2016 No.15520026 I like pale monsters that are delicate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:19:19 2016 No.15520030 >>15519776 L E W D

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:20:05 2016 No.15520032 >>15520026 I like brown monster girls who are strong!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:20:20 2016 No.15520035 >>15520026 Pale is good, dark is good, it's just the middle portions that are boring. How delicate are we talking though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:21:38 2016 No.15520038 >>15520032 What are the strongest brown monster girls? What ones are your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:25:00 2016 No.15520053 >>15520038 >no brown mino waifu to protect you and force-feed you her milk to make you stronger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:25:09 2016 No.15520056 >>15520026 >>15520032 What about pale strong and brown delicate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:25:19 2016 No.15520058 >>15520038 Minotaur. See above.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:25:50 2016 No.15520060 tfw theres no gorilla mg to get your dick out for

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:27:08 2016 No.15520066 >>15520060 what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:29:26 2016 No.15520072 >>15520066 The gorilla got him for

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:29:58 2016 No.15520076

>>15520053
>tfw no Mino waifu to princess carry you and protect you while you go on a journey
>tfw she will never snuggle up to you at night while she tells you the only reason she can be so brave and strong is because you're there
>tfw you'll never fall asleep feeling completely safe in her strong arms, her huge breasts pressed on your back

Why are we here, just to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:30:04 2016 No.15520077 >>15520056 also good

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:30:05 2016 No.15520078
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>>15520038
Minotaurs are the strongest browns.
>TFW you will never have those powerful, hairy thighs gently squeeze your head in place as her vaginal hair recedes to show you that lovehole

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:30:12 2016 No.15520079 >>15520026 >hornyskeletonnoises.mp3

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:31:41 2016 No.15520086 >>15520078 >Minotaurs are the strongest browns. What about Wocks, or Amazons? Or that Jinn of the Jar who's been lifting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:32:43 2016 No.15520088 >>15520026 I like scaly and protective girls! After sitting near a bonfire for 1 hour I realised that a bonfire made from my waifu's fire would make me sleep in her arms and have sweet dreams while she pats my head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:32:50 2016 No.15520089 File: 173 KB, 1200x1234, 1434265931633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bully the battle-hardened Templar

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:33:04 2016 No.15520090 >>15520079 Skeletons are cuties

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:34:25 2016 No.15520096 What happens to weak Minotaurs that were raised by holst

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:34:28 2016 No.15520097

>>15520086
Wocks are strong because they're Dragons, Amazons are strong because they're women who lift. Minotaurs are strong because she can struggle with keeping a straight face to you wanting to take her big, callused hand in yours while she wears a summer dress and lives to tell the tale about it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:35:05 2016 No.15520099 Did we ever settle if Krakens or Jabberwocks were the superior touchy feely Oneesan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:35:18 2016 No.15520100 File: 2.54 MB, 1676x1912, gazer chuuubou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wife being cute. I have some more commissions planned as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:37:00 2016 No.15520105 >>15520038 If you just mean physical strength it's probably Jabberwocks or Minotaurs, Overall it's probably Pharoahs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:37:32 2016 No.15520107 >>15520066 https://vine.co/v/5apgA7BFm6K gorilla got shot and died when that kid fell into his pen dicks out for harambe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:38:11 2016 No.15520112 >>15520100 Cool to hear. Have you ever counted the total of how many Gazer images you have?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:38:48 2016 No.15520114 >>15520038 Brute force? Minotaurs or Jabbers in dragon form. Overall strength? Amazons because they know how to fight, use weapons and hunt in groups.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:39:53 2016 No.15520117 File: 271 KB, 600x1000, 1467162334136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you'll disappoint your waifu no matter what you do

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:41:17 2016 No.15520126 >>15520090 would you say skeletons give you erections

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:42:04 2016 No.15520129 >>15520117 >implying I'd even attract a waifu considering how boring and talentless I am

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:42:04 2016 No.15520130 File: 661 KB, 1600x1200, Please don't bully me, it's the only picture of a MG in glasses that I have.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster girls would look cutest in glasses?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:43:55 2016 No.15520134 File: 129 KB, 421x379, 1462478519802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520117 >tfw I feel like I'm not good enough for any mg I should just end it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:45:47 2016 No.15520139 >>15520134 Mindflayers might be able to pump some of her happyness into you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:45:53 2016 No.15520140 >>15520130 NERDHOUND ITS A NERDHOUND NERDHOUND

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:47:18 2016 No.15520146 >>15520139 I don't even care anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:48:12 2016 No.15520149 >>15520117 Now that you said it, she probably wouldn't. Damn you waifu, for being too good for me. Oh well, at least that thought keeps me from giving up since I want to be a man she can be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:50:04 2016 No.15520153 Quick question but how are Succubi and Alps different?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:51:25 2016 No.15520155 >>15520153 Succs are girls, alps are ex-guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:51:59 2016 No.15520158 >>15520153 Succubi a demon MG that can enter dreams, use charm magic among other things. Alps are a mountain range in Europe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:52:59 2016 No.15520159 >>15520158 >Alps are a mountain range in Europe Careful not to interrogate hired guns there

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:55:16 2016 No.15520166
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>>15520117
how does your waifu go about convincing you that she really and wholeheartedly loves and appreciates you and she can't see a future without you being at her side?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:55:51 2016 No.15520167 >>15520158 >>15520159 Tell me, Why does Alluerd wear the mask?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:56:07 2016 No.15520169 >>15520130 Does this picture really need to be posted every single thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:56:46 2016 No.15520171 When arguing with a monster how far must you stay away from her so you don't get hatefucekd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 20:59:20 2016 No.15520177 >>15520166 By agreeing to the full mindwipe from a mindflayer i've been proposing for days

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:00:29 2016 No.15520181 How would your waifu have your wedding

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:01:19 2016 No.15520184

>>15520166
She wraps her tail, arms and wings around me, looks me deep in the eyes and makes me lose myslef in the beautiful forest that is her green eyes. She makes me feel her heartbeat pump in harmony with mine and the sweet warmth of her flame and love escaping from her mouth. All of that makes me melt in her embrace, knowing that no matter what happens, she'll always be at my side, even if there is a dimension between us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:01:50 2016 No.15520185 >>15520166 I'm so jaded at this point she probably couldn't...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:02:39 2016 No.15520187 >>15520167 Paladin-Inquisitor chasing after Alleurd to figure out why she wears the mask when

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:04:37 2016 No.15520192

>>15520181
Hopefully on Halloween, so everyone can come in costume. She'll feel really out of place in such a setting after having worked in the mob for years but she can't deny how fast her heart is beating. After the vows and party, she'll tenderly make love on the bed, before giving in to her instincts and going rough as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:05:58 2016 No.15520193 >>15520166 All she'd have to do is tackle me to the bed and start whispering "I love you"s while showering me with kisses and affection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:06:05 2016 No.15520194 >>15520112 Across folders the total is 509mb, 418 files. Not a very good estimate considering rars, multiple variations, possible duplicates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:08:23 2016 No.15520201 >>15520129 Oh, just like me then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:10:07 2016 No.15520203 >>15520194 Wow. That's several times more than what I have.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:10:16 2016 No.15520205
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>>15514726
Me and some editfriend who colorized mgs in different ways made a joke about dazzle camo polt literally two years ago and I made this then forgot about it so I'd just like to leave it here for you lads now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:10:33 2016 No.15520207 >>15520166 I don't think she can.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:12:06 2016 No.15520215

>>15520181
It would be held on a high place, probably a mountain. She would come to the altar and stay at my side, it would be a pretty normal wedding. However instead of rings, it would be necklaces.

I would bow to her so she can put the jeweled necklace in me and vice-versa, followed by a cute kiss and her princess carrying me to some place unknow where we would enjoy our new lifes together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:12:13 2016 No.15520216 >>15514824 I don't have amazon friends or friends I'm so lonely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:17:47 2016 No.15520232 >>15520169 It's marginally better than beach Yao.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:18:35 2016 No.15520234 >>15515118 >Are you certain that she want you? nope but lets hope. >>15515298 buckshot. >>15515539 neat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:19:07 2016 No.15520235 >>15520166 She wouldn't, if she was real she wouldn't even go near someone like me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:20:26 2016 No.15520239 >>15520235 >He wouldn't, if he was real he wouldn't even go near someone like me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:21:03 2016 No.15520243 >>15520235 Not like that she won't. What species is she, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:22:39 2016 No.15520248 File: 42 KB, 616x539, 1467381269195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520239 Anon, I must implore you to stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:24:34 2016 No.15520253 >>15520243 Mantis.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:24:58 2016 No.15520255

>>15515736
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes

>>15515959
Option two I suppose. The only issue is all the big stronk mgs are very into femdom, which I'm not into. I'll tolerate it because she likes it but we'd never be able to mesh. Hopefully I'd get some kitsune with a high tail count.

>>15517785
>Daredevil
I don't know what that is
>and if you'd be willing to wear a red body-suit in bed with her.
shit sweetheart, at least buy me dinner first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:27:08 2016 No.15520258 >>15520255 >I don't know what that is It's a popular comic series (and currently a TV show on Netflix).

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:28:45 2016 No.15520262 >>15520205 It's okay, even though Polt is furshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:29:51 2016 No.15520264 >>15517785 Tell her I'll be her man of ill intent for the night.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:31:58 2016 No.15520268
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>>15518865
the issue with this is that I have a number of fetishes I pretty much switch between.

for comedic effect, I will give you the ones most incompatible with mgs.

traps, crossdressing, futa (full package only) animal dicks, anal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:33:28 2016 No.15520275 >>15520253 You need to spark her interest in you, anon. Then I'm sure your love will be answered. How you do that is up to you though. >>15520239 I doubt my waifu would say that, considering she is a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:34:19 2016 No.15520279 >>15520268 You shouldn't even bring that trash up here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:34:57 2016 No.15520284 >>15520268 please leave

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:35:19 2016 No.15520286 File: 2.18 MB, 649x472, 1465393310555.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520268 >anal >incompatible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:36:14 2016 No.15520290 >>15518914 forget the knife, just use her claws. >>15519399 whatever happened to the manticore's confidence?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:37:39 2016 No.15520298 >>15520286 He probably meant receiving it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:37:45 2016 No.15520299 File: 80 KB, 766x960, 1463524041220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520268 >That entire spoiler

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:37:51 2016 No.15520300 >>15519514 This is what I want in life. All sorts of cute domestic shit and furious passionate sex with Deruella.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:39:41 2016 No.15520305 >>15520268 Yeah anon? For your own sake you should go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:40:24 2016 No.15520308 >>15520268 I recognize that cat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:40:55 2016 No.15520310 You got it out of your systems. Now ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:41:49 2016 No.15520311 >>15520239 This implies there is little difference between my waifu and myself, which is false as she is actually attractive and interesting as a person.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:42:15 2016 No.15520314
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>>15520166
a hug/kiss, sweet confession of emotions, willingness to bond as friends/companions and maybe like an earnest birthday present maybe?

Christ alive It's been so long since I've had legitimate friends OR a birthday celebration. That shit got real awkward when my relationship with my parents broke down, ugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:43:16 2016 No.15520315 >>15520262 >polt >furry end this meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:43:44 2016 No.15520317 >>15520026 This reminds me of a question I forgot to ask in the last thread: Do monsters ever feel inadequate because they can never possess the fragility of human girls, since it's a trait that some men find attractive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:44:42 2016 No.15520322 File: 144 KB, 650x800, tumblr_nzihrzs8yJ1u6mb23o1_r1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520308 but does the cat recognize you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:45:09 2016 No.15520323 >>15520286 little bit of this>>15520298 >>15520284 >>15520305 no. This is my home. >>15520299 >>15520279 don't know what you expected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:45:22 2016 No.15520324 File: 458 KB, 902x720, 1444260677161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520315 It's not a meme if it's true, buckeroo.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:47:34 2016 No.15520332

>>15520275
>I doubt my waifu would say that, considering she is a Dragon.
she's just a really, REALLY self-conscious dragon. She's like, really poor or was born with stunted wings or something.

>>15520322
fucked him up the ass in the bathroom of a chuck-e-cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:47:57 2016 No.15520335 >>15520275 I severely doubt that anon, monster girls would be utterly repulsed by me. That's fine though, I'm used to that feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:47:59 2016 No.15520336 What is the line between "a furry" and "a furry monster girl"?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:48:48 2016 No.15520337

>>15520324
because she totally is part of a fandom that is on the other side of the earth in a language the creator has never heard and participates with a group of people the creator isn't aware that exists.

kemono=/= furry for fuck's sake stop being a newfag.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:50:21 2016 No.15520346

>>15520300
>Take Drew to see a rare matinee with 1942's Casablanca
>She's giddy as a schoolgirl watching it
>Movie finishes, people are already eyeing her to make the theatre fuck, but it never happens, instead she just holds your hand and lets you walk her back to her, I MEAN Alleurd's apartment
"Well, that was fun. We'll always have the Lescatie 18, won't we."
>Smile, tell her 'here's lookin' at you kid'
>You don't remember what happened after that, but as soon as you wake up you're in her bedroom, felt and leather cuffs on your wrists and ankles
>The alarm clock going BREEE BREEE BREEE at 0700 sharp
>Drew's right next to you, deadening your arm with her head laying on top of it, stark fucking naked
>Hell, you're naked to, why does that matter
>Look down, see you have morning wood, and hey. Who the fuck wouldn't in a situation like this?
"Looks like somebody's ready for round three <3"
>Spend the next thirty minutes having cuddle sex with Drew as she gently bounces on you, kissing you and telling you how much she loves you, even letting you kiss her pleasure runes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:50:46 2016 No.15520348 Who let /trash/ in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:51:15 2016 No.15520350 >>15520185 >>15520207 >>15520235 i know the feeling anons you'll find someone or something that will bring back and protect your smile eventually even if its the sweet release of death

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:51:17 2016 No.15520351

>>15520335
assuming the population of monster girls is even half that of humans there should be by sheer law of averages at least 3 that would love you. The issue is meeting them.

>>15520336
there isn't one, people just get triggered. Not sure why, it's just another fetish on the internet. I guess people are just petrified of those suit things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:51:43 2016 No.15520353 File: 43 KB, 555x302, sdaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520336

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:51:48 2016 No.15520354 >>15520346 My heart can't take this much cute anon, what are you doing to me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:52:06 2016 No.15520355 >>15520337 >newfag Furry and Kemono are the same shit, different continent. Now run back to the MonMusu threads you luddite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:52:27 2016 No.15520356 File: 371 KB, 636x900, tumblr_o7kqpzDQv61u6mb23o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520332 >fucked him up the ass in the bathroom of a chuck-e-cheese. That's lewd. He's going to be walking around with cat spunk leaking out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:52:55 2016 No.15520358 >>15520348 fuck off >>15520353 everybody stop talking about furry please. we can do that on another board, in another thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:53:11 2016 No.15520359 >>15520348 I hope some napalm comes in soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:53:33 2016 No.15520362 >>15520337 >kemono=/= furry f It's the same shit Polt is literally furry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:53:50 2016 No.15520365 >>15520335 I find that hard to believe. "Utterly repulsed" is a little extreme after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:54:15 2016 No.15520366 >>15520355 >different continent. >it's the same thing it just takes place in a different nation in a different language in a different culture on the other side of the world! how can you be -this- fucking stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:55:13 2016 No.15520370 >>15520351 Even if the monster population was ten of them to every one man I still would be the only man on earth to still be alone. I'm just not meant for this kind of thing. >>15520365 It's still completely true, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:55:17 2016 No.15520371 >>15520362 >it looks this way therefore it must be this way this is why fool's gold is named as it is. whatever. You people can be as dumb as you like, I'm not getting banned over this.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:56:56 2016 No.15520376

>>15520356
I don't think the blue haired one has a cock. >>15520370
>Even if the monster population was ten of them to every one man I still would be the only man on earth to still be alone. I'm just not meant for this kind of thing.
well now you're just being edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:56:59 2016 No.15520377 >>15520323 >This is my home. If you're literally the surpreme gaylord then what are you doing in a thread discussing girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:57:09 2016 No.15520378 File: 128 KB, 858x800, white chocolate raspberry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520026 pale and fluffy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:58:19 2016 No.15520379 >>15520377 well, I'm not, I love vanilla just as much as anyone here. It's just that those fetishes I chose because you would find them amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 21:59:35 2016 No.15520384 >>15520376 Edgy doesn't seem to be the right kind of word to use, overly pessimistic would be better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:00:11 2016 No.15520385 >>15520379 You also keep posting that futa cat to shit up the thread,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:00:40 2016 No.15520388 >tfw no Kitsune with 8 tails eagerly hoping you'll give her her 9th soon >tfw not giving her a daughter instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:01:09 2016 No.15520391 File: 252 KB, 450x800, tumblr_nhownuqGZs1u6mb23o1_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520376 She does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:01:43 2016 No.15520393 >>15520384 Emo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:01:44 2016 No.15520394 >No pregnant dragon you get to defend from would-be slayers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:01:52 2016 No.15520395 >>15520379 Nobody here finds that disgusting shit "amusing". Go to /d/ or /y/ to have your laughs and stop shitposting like a massive literal faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:02:17 2016 No.15520397 File: 70 KB, 294x239, cop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This cop pulls you over. What do you do?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:02:32 2016 No.15520398
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>>15520337
Okay, I'm going to be as clear and concise about this as I can be while trying to not come off as insulting as I really should be:

The main clear-cut difference between Furries and Kemonofags is that furries are trying to self-insert into a "fursona" for either roleplaying or yiffing erotica. Kemono is usually done as a way to just go "Hey, look at this beastman I drew", which unfortunately also gets erotic doujinshi drawn of them (Usually human M on F Kemono, size variances come into play).

So while by definition, Polt is a kemono character, she's very much a furry by the western definition as much as you want to disagree.

She's covered in full body fur, which gets DENSER the closer to her genitals you get starting at her stomach which SPOILER ALERT: That's where ALOT of MAMMALIAN MAMMARIES ARE. Her entire race is confirmed to have several sets of nipples, with varying sets of developed breasts. She's extremely dog-like to a fault in her behavior, being eager to please, hyper energetic, etc.

Hell, the only thing preventing her and Luz(?) from being full blown kemono characters are the fact that Okayado gave them no distinct animal muzzles, instead opting for the button nose which makes no real biological sense, and only seems to serve an aesthetic purpose.

That being said, do I hate the Caits? No, not really. Do I love them? No, not really.

I get more annoyed when people like you tend to act like they're absolutely acceptable in a place like /mgt/ just because they exist in Monster Girl Encyclopedia when having sex with one of them would more than likely wind up like having sex with a fucking stuffed animal.

Cait Siths: Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:02:43 2016 No.15520399 >>15520388 I'd rather give a one tail kitsune her second tail, and every tail afterwards in addition to a few daughters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:03:11 2016 No.15520401 >>15520393 That still feels a bit too extreme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:03:15 2016 No.15520402 Isn't every dhampir necessarily fathered by a powerful man? If a man can impregnate a vampire in the timespan before he becomes an incubus, he must be strong, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:04:01 2016 No.15520405 >>15520397 Lay back and think of home while she rapes me with her tailpussy in the back of her car. Cry about how I'll never be married now when I get back home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:04:06 2016 No.15520407 >>15520401 The term we're looking for is "wangsty."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:04:38 2016 No.15520408 >>15520397 Wait until she gets out of her car, then floor it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:04:44 2016 No.15520410 >>15520385 that's not me famalamadingdong.. >>15520395 you LITERALLY asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:05:44 2016 No.15520412 >>15520398 >she's very much a furry by the western definition as much as you want to disagree. right, because she's a fursona right? good fucking god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:05:57 2016 No.15520414 >>15520397 resist arrest

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:06:21 2016 No.15520416 Witch monstergirls like to gangrape the most?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:06:58 2016 No.15520418 >>15520397 Tell her I'm not interested in Manticores, take the fine and go pay the fee.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:06:59 2016 No.15520419

>>15520398
>I get more annoyed when people like you tend to act like they're absolutely acceptable in a place like /mgt/ just because they exist in Monster Girl Encyclopedia when having sex with one of them would more than likely wind up like having sex with a fucking stuffed animal.
>make a thread about MGE
>post MGE
>t..that's aggainst the wooools!
yeah no I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:07:31 2016 No.15520420 >>15520412 Anon, I think you have a critical misunderstanding of what "furry" means.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:08:00 2016 No.15520421 >>15520416 amazons. gotta be. pack animals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:08:18 2016 No.15520422 >>15520332 The only problem my dragon waifu has is that she is scared of her own power, but I'm sure she knows that I'm not scared of her. For me, she is just my little winged lizard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:09:06 2016 No.15520424 >>15520416 Werewolves, Amazons, Cheshire Cats, Kakuen, particularly deviant Holstaurs. The list goes on but I feel like those are the most likely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:09:24 2016 No.15520425 >>15520414 Now you're cuffed in the back of her car, paws holding you in play while her tailpussy goes to town. I hope that's what you wanted, criminal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:09:43 2016 No.15520427 >>15520420 it's a fandom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:11:25 2016 No.15520436 >>15520427 Furry is an anthropomorphic animal, which Polt is, barring her facial features.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:12:00 2016 No.15520439 >>15520427 "Furry" as a descriptor refers to anthropomorphic animals or things that slide more towards "animal" on the scale of anthropomorphism than human. Polt has full body fur and a snout. Polt is a furry the same way the Siths are furries.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:12:49 2016 No.15520440

>>15520410
If you had spent any time in this thread, you'd know futa, traps and other faggotry are some of the most hated things around here. But you already knew that and are just posting garbage to either troll the thread, or to push your shit fetishes here despite very well knowing they're not accepted.

Either way, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:14:08 2016 No.15520447 >>15520419 There's a pretty big difference between posting MGE and intentionally posting TWO out of 150+ monstergirls just to incite a shitstorm. They're ignored for a reason.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:14:30 2016 No.15520450

>>15520436
>Furry is an anthropomorphic animal,
>being this fucking retarded
right so an abstract concept that has been around since literally BC times is totally riding OFF some fetish and not the other way around?

>>15520439
>Polt is a furry the same way the Siths are furries.
>"Furry" as a descriptor refers to anthropomorphic animals or things that slide more towards "animal" on the scale of anthropomorphism than human.
sure, but it's pretty dumb to try to censor legitimate content because of a vague visual relation to an entirely unrelated fandom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:15:49 2016 No.15520459 >>15520414 i hope she doesn't set me up for house arrest and volunteers to keep a very close eye on me at all times. that would be so lame the absolute worst

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:15:54 2016 No.15520461

>>15520447
>There's a pretty big difference between posting MGE and intentionally posting TWO out of 150+ monstergirls just to incite a shitstorm.
or maybe they like those characters and your attempts to blot out MGE content because you can't ignore things is immature? don't like it? ignore it. you can literally filter siths by name, you know that right?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:16:43 2016 No.15520467
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>>15520398
>furries are trying to self-insert into a "fursona" for either roleplaying or yiffing erotica
>she's very much a furry by the western definition as much as you want to disagree

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:17:22 2016 No.15520472 >>15520459 was meant for >>15520425

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:18:08 2016 No.15520479 >>15520461 >Don't like it? Ignore it. >Let's bring furries into a thread with pretty much extremely vanilla fetishes, all things considered. The napalm can't come sooner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:18:42 2016 No.15520480 shits on fire, yo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:19:22 2016 No.15520484 >>15520450 Global Rule 3 my friend. Global Rule 3. Go back to /trash/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:19:50 2016 No.15520485 >>15520479 right, because I started the furry fight didn't I? you stupid cunt. You're the one trying to force your trigger onto the thread >bbbut people are triggered with me! nobody cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:20:52 2016 No.15520491 >>15520484 >lol guise look at how great my argument is, if I don't like something I can call it furry, no matter whether it's actually furry or not!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:21:55 2016 No.15520494 >>15520480 What kind of monster fire is the most comfortable and warm to stay around in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:22:07 2016 No.15520495 File: 310 KB, 580x282, c4jt321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520480

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:22:17 2016 No.15520496 >ask about the difference between a furry and a furry monster girl >wave of shit posting begins just according to keikaku

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:22:37 2016 No.15520497 >>15520479 It's probably the same fucktard posting futashit, it's the same uncapitalized typing style and all. I wouldn't be surprised if it was that guy who said he's going to come over here and post bait in the /qa/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:23:44 2016 No.15520504 >>15520496 I bet the tanukis did this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:23:52 2016 No.15520505 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please make sure your imotou isn't buying any strange substances online. Mino milk may seem nice but you don't want your musclemoto to look like she could outlift an ushi do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:24:00 2016 No.15520507 What the fuck did I just walk into? Do we have a fresh shitstorm?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:25:08 2016 No.15520511

>>15520496
I'm not against discussing that but people here just can't accept that despite possible visible similarities, the cait sith and her mates have literally nothing to do with anything related to the western furry fandom.

>>15520507
You walked into the lady's bathroom. Please leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:25:15 2016 No.15520513 >>15520505 Incest is bestcest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:25:45 2016 No.15520514 >>15520505 >take care and don't burn down the thread. Too late man. >>15520507 It's Shitpost 'O Clock mang. We're just sitting here waiting for the napalm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:26:45 2016 No.15520517 >>15520507 Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door The mofu club is 2 boards down

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:27:02 2016 No.15520519 >>15520505 Not only the thread is burning, but you also forgot the spoiler and I don't have a dragon picture. Everything is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:27:07 2016 No.15520520 >>15520494 I vote salamander, she only burns if she wants to so I want to be wrapped in fire-tail

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:27:09 2016 No.15520521 >>15520514 Does this help any? https://youtu.be/8pRihxvk4YY

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:28:05 2016 No.15520523 >>15520511 >Japanese furries have nothing to do with Western furries >Despite being equally loathed in both cultures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:31:01 2016 No.15520531 File: 273 KB, 759x1121, 1431217640320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 我是对的。

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:31:22 2016 No.15520532 [DELETED]

>>15520511
>the cait sith and her mates have literally nothing to do with anything related to the western furry fandom.
The western furry fandom isn't going to care about that. If we tolerate furry shit, we're going to attract a cancer that's even worse than /u/ and /d/ shit.

And on top of that furry is against global rules and would give an excuse for faggots who want us out to go running to the mods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:31:25 2016 No.15520533 File: 210 KB, 1200x812, 1454039454951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:31:49 2016 No.15520537 >>15520531 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:32:51 2016 No.15520543 File: 143 KB, 568x828, 43dad322eb565996b536ce62f40da36b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about Golems with GN Drive styled "nuclei", mostly because those things look cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:33:13 2016 No.15520547 File: 3.04 MB, 1250x1875, Foods Ready!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What Kind of Food Does your Waifu Eat? Lots of meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:33:23 2016 No.15520548 >>15520531 Combining foxgirls and firearms is pretty much perfection in my eyes.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:33:35 2016 No.15520549 [DELETED]

>>15520532
>The western furry fandom isn't going to care about that. If we tolerate furry shit, we're going to attract a cancer that's even worse than /u/ and /d/ shit.
this has been repeatedly shown as false and those aren't "cancers" either you wimp. get a thicker skin already.

now If you want to discuss this further you can make a thread in b or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:34:46 2016 No.15520553 File: 1.37 MB, 1337x1204, firefox_m14_ebr_by_erickforelli-d3jypcv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520548 i've got some more on here from several /k/ threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:34:58 2016 No.15520555 >>15520543 >No golem that starts glowing red when pissed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:34:59 2016 No.15520557 >>15520547 Would Liches and Mantises eat the same food?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:35:00 2016 No.15520556 >>15520547 All the meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:36:03 2016 No.15520558 >>15520547 Lots of meats indeed. She doesn't like vegetables very much, but she eats fruits here and there. I actually slip in a bit of vegetables in her meat and she doesn't even notice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:36:33 2016 No.15520559 >>15520543 That'd be pretty sick. What monstergirls would enjoy building Gunpla by the way, because I put together an SD Aile Strike last night and now I'm hooked. And don't say Anubis because that's obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:38:04 2016 No.15520562 File: 245 KB, 1901x2601, 1424396769142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520553 >>15520548 >>15520531

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:38:09 2016 No.15520563 File: 1.05 MB, 1056x741, 40355470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520553 I also have a bunch of /k/ type stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:38:30 2016 No.15520564 File: 181 KB, 800x644, 23b2fe28cadfe8e160cab80f4fb76d9d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520553 My girls with guns folder grows. Thank you anon. Here, a token of my appreciation.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:38:37 2016 No.15520565

>>15518703
Depends on how hard you dick girl ranma or what gender he/she is in when a monstergirl rapes him/her.

Human girls in MGE get the shit end of the stick and just monsterize quickly when exposed to even the slightest amount of mamono mana, and I doubt it matters if they used to be a boy when it happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:39:07 2016 No.15520569 >>15520553 I'd post some too, but I'd rather not spam. Also >EBR Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:40:58 2016 No.15520574 I want shrine maiden idol monster girls, like a shirohebi and a ryu, maybe the token tomboy (salamander)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:41:23 2016 No.15520576 >>15518865 >Genderbending The alp waifu is completely unsurprised.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:41:28 2016 No.15520577 >>15520557 Do liches even eat anything?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:42:07 2016 No.15520581

>>15520563
that's a very small g36...

>>15520569
the ebr isn't that bad really. Not as good as the m110 of course, but it's not pure anus...

>>15520564
I pool them a lot, upload them to danbooru and organize them on imgur. here are a few dumps I made. Still dumping more, of course.
http://imgur.com/a/oEFMO
http://imgur.com/a/Owq8m
http://imgur.com/a/aJkSn
http://imgur.com/a/1ecdW
http://imgur.com/a/xCN7q

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:42:52 2016 No.15520586 Is there no mention of genderswapping outside of alps in MGE canon? What about body swapping?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:43:20 2016 No.15520588 File: 78 KB, 799x599, naughty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520574 >Miss last two hours of thread >Skim it to see what I missed >Between 20 and 60 mins ago, over two-thirds of all posts were deleted Christ, what did you guys do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:43:32 2016 No.15520589 File: 201 KB, 1000x1500, 3d0a64eb8a07ff673f6d4ffd051b3584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520559 Jabberwocks, Shoggoths, and other girls with multiple poseable appendages would be very adept at gunpla building.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:44:09 2016 No.15520593 File: 184 KB, 707x1000, 8f1b7ee6414deefc7c371f41ac171813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520581 Thank you, I'll go through these and save what I don't have. You're doing gods work anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:44:21 2016 No.15520594 >>15520586 KC answered a question about it once, and said temporary genderswap potions do exist in the setting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:45:16 2016 No.15520598 http://i.imgur.com/IdhuuDq.png tentatitties

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:46:03 2016 No.15520600 >>15520598 Why is Tentacle all of a sudden getting love. I am confused.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:46:29 2016 No.15520602 >>15520586 Wonderland fruits can change your gender into a monster girl. It's temporary unless you prefer being a girl over being a man and fucking monster girls. Body swap potions are totally canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:46:33 2016 No.15520603 >>15520598 The face leaves a bit to be desired, but the "nectar" she's lactating is a nice touch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:46:43 2016 No.15520604 >>15520593 if there are any repeats or anything blame danbooru's cuck mods for not letting me upload and organize it there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:48:12 2016 No.15520612 Would disagree with the mentality of "I'm not a slut if he was a girl when we did it"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:48:14 2016 No.15520613 File: 485 KB, 1200x1200, tumblr_o3w01rB7fA1tdj206o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go to the range with a /fit/ brown Amazon!

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:49:36 2016 No.15520615
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>>15520559
I'd love to help a less dexterous girl like a wyvern or harpy enjoy the hobby. It'd be very intimate since you'd pretty much be holding their hands the entire time.
Hyped because I finally have my first Granddaddy Gundam in the mail (MG Origin, also going to be my first MG).

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:50:57 2016 No.15520618 >>15520576 >>15520586 >>15520612 Fuck off already, your previous shitposts got deleted just moments ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:53:02 2016 No.15520624 >>15520589 >>15520615 And what if the world was like Build Fighters and Gunpla Battles were actually a thing? What monstergirls would enjoy those the most? It'd probably be the only way a guy like me could look cool in front of a monstergirl I liked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:53:24 2016 No.15520625 >>15520613 Smith and wesson m&p I believe? nice taste. >>15520618 that's not me sweetie, but continue living in your little world of "anybody that disagrees with me is samefagging"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:54:44 2016 No.15520629 >>>/a/143995845 Junefag, congrats you're up next

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:57:09 2016 No.15520632 >>15520114 >Amazons because they know how to be tactical Honestly, this would probably be more fearboner inducing than pure strength.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:57:41 2016 No.15520633

Follow up for that one anon from the last thread, asked exet your question:

>Do you know any of the perception over their about our fanworks, or our waifufags? Do they have any notable opinions of us?"
Most of Japanese people don't understand English well, so only things provided in the way that they can easily see are recognized.
For example, some of the foreign artists like Mari cooperate with Japanese fans who can translate English into Japanese, and reveal their works in Pixiv or Twitter
However, few dive into English site/forum and search fanworks.

>Any thoughts on our community? I know the Western community of MGE is a lot more tumultuous and prone to causing issue. Especially on places like 4chan's MGE thread.
I know. I think the main issue is the difference of culture and values, but sometimes their attitude are felt disturbing and toxic.
However, we understand that there are many fans who peacefully enjoy MGE, so we want them to continue it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:57:49 2016 No.15520634 >>15520624 But I collect Robot Damashii. Though, I REALLY want a Graze. That, and I want to construct an 0 Gundam better than my previous one from several years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:58:53 2016 No.15520637 >>15520629 Not him, but it's nice to have another visual interpretation of one of YBAs girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 22:59:10 2016 No.15520639 >>15520562 Wait. By MGE rules Galil would be a tsukumogami, right? A bunch of /k/ is going to be surprised when at some point in 2017 they wake up next to a curvy Nugget.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:02:13 2016 No.15520647

>>15520624
It'd probably be the only way to get any sort of aggressive or athletic girl to touch plastic. I'd be the idiot who insists on channeling Domon, right down to having to say the cheesy lines.
>>15520634
Just do it. I used to be the same, but RD figures can be limited, and a HG kit (The closest to RD in scale and quality) will almost always be cheaper. The only exceptions are if the particular mech you're looking for hasn't gotten a kit in the last 10 years or so (Very reason why I tracked down a RD Shining Gundam).

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:02:34 2016 No.15520649

>>15520589
>Shoggoths
Wouldn't even need to use their hands; they could put all of the parts and tools inside of themselves and pop out a top-tier gunpla a few hours later. Actually, now. They don't even need tools. Or the parts, so long as they stay connected to the model, actually. Shog gunpla factory when?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:03:37 2016 No.15520653

>>15520639
>tsukumogami
"Tsukumogami are animate household objects. An otogizōshi (“companion tale”) titled Tsukumogami ki (“Record of tool kami”; Muromachi period) explains that after a service life of nearly one hundred years, utsuwamono or kibutsu (containers, tools, and instruments) receive souls. While many references are made to this work as a major source for the definition of tsukumogami, insufficient attention has been paid to the actual text of Tsukumogami ki.[4]"

Well, galil isn't nearly a hundred years old, however there are a few firearms that have been in service sufficiently long enough to receive a soul, some even that can handle modern power.

Ian is going to be very confuzzled when he's in the middle of filming a new video when suddenly the army warehouse he's in turns into rock island waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:04:23 2016 No.15520655 >>15520639 So what you're saying is that someday in 2017 I'll wake up to harem of CC tsukumogami milsurp firearms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:06:34 2016 No.15520666 >>15520633 This is cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:07:24 2016 No.15520673 >>15520655 probably not, to be perfectly honest. How old are your milsurp guns?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:08:26 2016 No.15520677 >>15520639 >>15520655 Tsukumogami have to be very old well-cared for items, so usually 100+ years. So no, no modern guns, unless you MAMONOMANABANA it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:09:21 2016 No.15520680 >>15520633 >I know. I think the main issue is the difference of culture and values, but sometimes their attitude are felt disturbing and toxic. Hope KC is ready for the flood when the english MGE comes out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:10:50 2016 No.15520687 >>15520633 Please tell him to relay the message to KC to never relax around westerners, or atleast warn him about the wiki-tier retards and the crazies like that one tumblr artist trying to "improve" the designs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:11:23 2016 No.15520689 File: 193 KB, 1200x1000, 41665914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520625 >Smith and wesson m&p I believe? nice taste. Yup. >tfw you want a 9mm but everything in Canada is so expensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:12:37 2016 No.15520693 >>15520673 I think the oldest was manufactured in the 1930s. >>15520677 Fuck, I knew I should have bought myself a No.1 Mk.III Lee Enfield

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:13:38 2016 No.15520697 >>15520687 >that one tumblr artist trying to "improve" the designs. I am already extremely disgusted at hearing this is a thing without even starting to imagine what it means exactly.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:13:39 2016 No.15520698

>>15520647
I want a girl fresh from the other side to try to claim me only for me to tell her I'll only let her if she beats me in a Gunpla Battle.
I want to see her face when she loses and tell her she could never beat me with a borrowed Gunpla.
I want her to come back weeks later with a Gunpla, clearly made diligently and with care to challenge me to a rematch.
I want to give her an offer to be my battle partner even if she loses.
I want her mother and sisters to make the trip to see if she netted a husband only to find the two of us crafting Gunpla together, not married but getting there.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:13:48 2016 No.15520699
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how would your waifu care for you when your sick?

I like to imagine mine struggling to keep my fever down. every frozen ice pack she brings up to me is lukewarm by the time it reaches my fore head

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:16:19 2016 No.15520706

>>15520699
She'd probably just fetch me the medicines I keep in the bathroom cabinet since I can't exert myself to go get them.
Other than that, lovingly prepared food to keep my energy up. She won't have to long though, I bounce back from illness quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:16:25 2016 No.15520708 >>15520689 There's a reason I mostly just shoot .22LR

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:17:47 2016 No.15520712 File: 1.73 MB, 1920x1080, 1413164313699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520689 >All these /k MG's I love you guys

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:19:14 2016 No.15520713

>>15520689
why's 9mm expensive? if it's any condolence the m&p is $1000 even in the states.

>>15520712
made 2 more dumps in the downtime, I'll stick em here.

>>15520693
>I think the oldest was manufactured in the 1930s.
what's the model? I might be able to tell you.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:20:18 2016 No.15520715

>>15520708
Because it's fun, not bothersome noisewise to your neighbors, teaches all the fundamentals, and has the cheapest ammunition. .22's have been used for plinking for over a century for a reason.

Bonus, you can still kill most small game just fine with it. Even saw a guy kill a deer with one once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:21:27 2016 No.15520719 File: 512 KB, 800x1130, 1451042827915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520712 A shame no one feels the same towards you. Love you too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:21:42 2016 No.15520722 >>15520713 >the m&p is $1000 even in the states Screw that. I could get a mint WWII Luger for that.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:24:21 2016 No.15520731

>>15520633
>I know the Western community of MGE is a lot more tumultuous and prone to causing issue. Especially on places like 4chan's MGE thread.
Woah woah woah. We may be vitriolic but our vitriol is contained. Give us credit we never sperged out at KC, sent him his girls on pikes, tried to rewrite his work and pass it off as official, or made his designs more progressive.

Anyways, thank you Anon.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:25:10 2016 No.15520735
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>>15520699
My waifu is a Hellhound too. I bet she would bring me a nice hot bowl of soup, and a nice cold glass of water which she holds with oven mitts way out in front of her so she doesn't warm it up.

>>15520708
>>15520713
It's not that 9mm ammo itself is expensive (though it is more here than in the US, generally), it's that the 9mm guns I want are all expensive as hell because of our crap dollar. A glock is gonna run you $800-900, CZ-75Bs that aren't the expensive stainless version or the shitty omega version are non existent.
>the m&p is $1000 even in the states
Maybe for the fancy Performance Center ones? You can get an M&P9 Range Kit here for $750, which has two or three mags, mag holsters, and a holster for the pistol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:28:00 2016 No.15520743 >>15520713 The two oldest are a 1933 Mosin Nagant and a 1938 K98.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:29:28 2016 No.15520745 >>15520689 >>15520735 That's what happens when you lose all your gold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:31:58 2016 No.15520752 >>15520745 What would you doooooo for a Klondike bar?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:32:52 2016 No.15520756

>>15520735
The price of restricted firearms isn't the main turn-off for me, it's the fact they expect me to get myself a range membership in order to approved to get a restricted even though I already have my RPAL. Fuck, all the ranges near me cost like $300 a year for a membership, and many of them are already "full" and won't accept members anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:35:35 2016 No.15520767 >>15520752 I'd go up to a random monster girl on the street, take her hand, and propose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:35:59 2016 No.15520769 >>15520756 >need a range membership >to own a gun What about the people who aren't serfs and actually own land where they can shoot? Surely they don't have to deal with that bullshit? Doesn't Canada have public hunting areas too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:37:44 2016 No.15520771 >>15520767 Wow, anon. You just made a Glacies blush. That takes some doing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:39:58 2016 No.15520776 File: 367 KB, 800x1000, 1463696638799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520735 >which she holds with oven mitts Smart! she'd be real bummed about not being able to cuddle, getting too hot would not be good long tongues are olev

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:40:06 2016 No.15520777

>>15520769
Non-restricted firearms can be used on crown (public) land, but restricted firearms can only be used on approved ranges. Our system is very complicated and I'll probably get banned if I try to explain it since this technically off-topic.

Honestly, I can imagine that trying to explain Canada's firearm laws and system would confuse even a Tanuki, and may even be potentially hazardous for Wurms.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:40:55 2016 No.15520780
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>>15520756
My range membership was like $50, and I think it lasts until my license expires or something. Only guns I have so far are a 10/22 and a 22/45 lite.

>>15520769
You don't need a range membership to own a gun, but you can only shooter guns considered to be "Restricted" at a range (restricted being basically just AR-15s and handguns). You can take a Tavor into the woods and blow up some tannerite but god help you if you do the same with an AR.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:42:53 2016 No.15520784

>>15520776
>That spoiler
>A Monstergirl will never molest your tongue with her tongue.
>She'll never jerk you off while twisting her long tongue around yours so you'll forever associate her frenching you with sexual pleasure in your mind.
Fuckin' damn it.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:44:23 2016 No.15520789

>>15520722
oh no you fucking couldn't.
>>15520735
>Maybe for the fancy Performance Center ones?
here I'll check again.
http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Category3_750001_750051_757781_-1_Y
oh okay never mind I was being stoopid.

>My waifu is a Hellhound too.
would hellwans approve to guns? seems like they would make things a bit awkward.
>raaahh I'm gonna rape you!
>gets shot
If you take her to the range she's gonna have to use a deagle at the minimum because of her fat mitts.

>>15520743
not quite old enough but hey- take good care of them and by the time you're 29 or 35 or 46 or 114 you'll have your own qt slav troglodyte waif!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:45:24 2016 No.15520791 File: 447 KB, 1280x1901, 18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fuck a small, angry, and easily flustered MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:45:26 2016 No.15520792 >>15520771 Good, I'd say she's the one I'd be proposing to but as it is summer and I live in Texas, it would probably be a Lava Golem or Salamander enjoying their natural habitat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:45:50 2016 No.15520793 >>15520784 >Not jerking you off with only her long tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:47:09 2016 No.15520794 >>15520789 >gets shot >keeps going because it's a hellhound

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:48:11 2016 No.15520796

>>15520793
You've gotta start small anon. You don't start doing the real crazy snake tongue shit until you've got a good grip on it.
The fetish that is.
MGQ might be mediocre at best, but that blowjob scene that Alice has that takes advantage of her long tongue? Diamonds man. Diamonds. All the voiced Vanilla fetish scenes in that game are pretty damn good come to think of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:49:08 2016 No.15520798 >>15520794 >shoots again >this time in the heart >dies >is sad because dead >inb4 she's invincible because MAMAMONOMAMARYMANACUBUS shut your face

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:49:08 2016 No.15520799
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>>15520789
>If you take her to the range she's gonna have to use a deagle at the minimum because of her fat mitts.
This is why I prefer the paws .less gives the mofu monster girls, they don't have ridiculously large paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:49:14 2016 No.15520800 >>15520794 Your bullets only serve to make her wetter. Would Hellhounds have super fast regeneration because of their infernal origins?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:49:53 2016 No.15520801

>>15520789
>oh no you fucking couldn't.

I could the last time I checked, which was probably five or six years ago. I wound up buying an all-original Mauser factory P38 in perfect condition instead for $400 for my 9mm. Bet you don't believe I got my 1943 all original Springfield armory Garand for $900 either. Which honestly felt high at the time, since when I was a little kid you could still get them for around $300.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:50:16 2016 No.15520802 >>15520798 Come now anon, a little bullet wound never hurt nobody.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:50:37 2016 No.15520803 >>15520798 >She dies >Goes to Hell. >Comes back because she's a Hellhound >"No matter how many times you kill me, I'll keep coming back for your love Anon~" Yandere Hellhounds would be fucking terrifying man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:50:57 2016 No.15520805 >>15520798 You must be 18+ to post on 4chan.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:52:56 2016 No.15520810

>>15520799
goodness you have immaculate taste.

>>15520800
>Your bullets only serve to make her wetter.
yeah, wet with blood
>Would Hellhounds have super fast regeneration because of their infernal origins?
even demons can be slain.

>>15520801
>Bet you don't believe I got my 1943 all original Springfield armory Garand for $900 either.
the cmp seels them for 400.

>I could the last time I checked, which was probably five or six years ago.
I will bet my genitals there was something wrong with that gun.

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:54:47 2016 No.15520816

>>15520802
JFK would like a word with you

>>15520803
>She dies
>Goes to Hell.
>Comes back because she's a Hellhound
well, naturally, but I'm okay with that. she's undead, not invincible. I'm stubborn, I'll make it work somehow. I've seen the terminator before.

>>15520805
because this is ever so relevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:55:44 2016 No.15520819 >>15520798 >>15520810 >/k/ommando getting anal about muh superior gunz She's a fucking hellbeast, bullets mean fuck-all to her. Also mamonomana.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:56:37 2016 No.15520821 File: 6 KB, 570x533, 6KBofsmug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520816 >because this is ever so relevant. I'm right, aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:58:21 2016 No.15520824 >>15520819 Suppose you used shells loaded with semen?

Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:58:41 2016 No.15520826

>>15520810
>the cmp seels them for 400.
Not in the condition of this one. I've seen those old beaters.

>I will bet my genitals there was something wrong with that gun.
Then hand them over, because it was perfect. I ran it through all the motions, removed the slide, checked the numbers, and shone a borelight down it. It even had the original holster and accessories. They even had one in slightly lesser condition at the time for $850.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:59:04 2016 No.15520827 File: 988 KB, 2603x1919, g5HLAny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am super fucking hangry right now. Like out of control, Dexter's Lab hulk hangry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6fozLCs1kU&t=3m6s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:00:18 2016 No.15520831 >>15520821 Cheshire please go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:01:12 2016 No.15520834 File: 239 KB, 1256x1216, 1468209672008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520824 You mean like this? I feel like this would be a popular gun in MGC for humans who don't want to get raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:01:20 2016 No.15520835 >>15520827 Is that supposed to be a Hellhound that ate Anon's present to the Wendigos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:02:30 2016 No.15520838 >>15520824 >Suppose you used shells loaded with semen? Like throwing a steak at a dog, only it might make her more interested in the source. Would make garlic shells for vampires and salt shells for glacies, yuki onna and giant slugs though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:02:36 2016 No.15520841 >>15520834 You knew exactly what I was referring to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:03:46 2016 No.15520846 >>15520838 Unfortunately, garlic just makes MGE vampires extra horny and slutty. Sasuga KC.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:04:37 2016 No.15520848

>>15520819
If guns didn't kill things, we would have stuck with rocks ;^)

>>15520821
No, actually, you're not.

>>15520824
that would make them stronger anon.

>>15520826
>Not in the condition of this one. I've seen those old beaters.
>cmp
>beater
don't fool yourself. CMP is the shit.

>>15520826
>Then hand them over, because it was perfect. I ran it through all the motions, removed the slide, checked the numbers, and shone a borelight down it. It even had the original holster and accessories. They even had one in slightly lesser condition at the time for $850.
either lugers are more common than I thought or that's a fake. I suppose the 1000 price tag isn't too outrageous... not mint perhaps but certainly functional.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:06:11 2016 No.15520854

>>15520846
It always sounded to me like he was describing something closer to drunkenness so I just imagine the smell doing something like that to them. It wouldn't harm 'em, but they'd be way easier to subdue. Or way easier to turn the tables on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:07:45 2016 No.15520857 >>15520553 So are the ones on the sides of her head just anchors for the real ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:08:32 2016 No.15520858 >>15518835 What are you saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:08:34 2016 No.15520859 >>15520848 This is the monstergirl thread, not /k/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:09:16 2016 No.15520862 >>15520857 They're too large for that to make any sense. She hears in 5D anon, those ears pick up sounds that would drive a human mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:11:21 2016 No.15520866 >>15520803 >Terrifying What you meant to type was amazing right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:11:51 2016 No.15520868 >>15520859 we can talk about our shared interests anon. It's okay. >>15520857 >>15520862 nah, they're her tactical backups. In case the first set goes down, you know? With all that gunfire it's always smart to bring another set!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:12:20 2016 No.15520869 >>15520866 Why make them mutually exclusive? Fearboners are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:12:23 2016 No.15520870 File: 277 KB, 848x1200, 1450873526991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gone fishing.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:13:55 2016 No.15520874

>>15520857
Stability. But it's a dumb design anyway since the ears rove. They just wanted to try to base it on existing headset design instead of making something more functional for their anatomy, like a pair of coned that fit over them more like a hat. Or even just a thick flatcap with deadening pads since they can fold their ears all the way flat against their skull.

Doesn't make for a very pretty picture though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:15:24 2016 No.15520879 >>15520870 Nucular fishin'. Supposed to be bad for you. What isn't these days? Sit down Ed. Lemme tell you 'bout Pennsylvania.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:15:28 2016 No.15520880 >>15520862 The craziest thing since undecinocular vision.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:19:12 2016 No.15520891 File: 380 KB, 1190x1301, Power Couple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best waifu coming through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:20:00 2016 No.15520895 >>15520891 >that leg she's holding up It's broken, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:20:27 2016 No.15520897 File: 576 KB, 800x1129, Beats by Jaco.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520874 Drawfags should put consideration into inhuman clothing design more often. I'm reminded of .less' digitigrade high heels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:21:51 2016 No.15520901 >>15520895 She did do a lot of tanking on my run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:24:41 2016 No.15520910 Elves are for

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:25:32 2016 No.15520914 >>15520910 Love-ins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:25:38 2016 No.15520915 >>15520910 unfinished sentences

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:26:17 2016 No.15520919 >>15520910 Hunting buddies with benefits. Or at least the ones that aren't dirty libral hippies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:26:29 2016 No.15520920 >>15520910 human slave what do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:26:30 2016 No.15520921 I want to clit torture a loli Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:27:19 2016 No.15520925 >>15520920 Kiss her feet like a good boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:27:38 2016 No.15520928 >>15520897 >all those joints to pinch hair aaaaAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:27:44 2016 No.15520929 File: 319 KB, 1062x1500, Cm4U6fzUIAAtb1e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:28:09 2016 No.15520932 File: 334 KB, 457x753, 1466082859813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520910 Milking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:29:47 2016 No.15520937 >>15520932 But you say that about everything!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:31:17 2016 No.15520943 Oh no. It looks like you've forgotten your anniversary, how does your waifu make you pay her back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:32:53 2016 No.15520950 >>15520943 Nonsense anon, that day is too special to forget.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:33:03 2016 No.15520951 >>15520943 She confiscates some of my comic books for a year. Probably X-Men. She sometimes pretends Wolverine is me because we're both angry, hairy manlets.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:38:25 2016 No.15520962

>>15520943
Rape-play.
Hard rape-play where she ties me to the bed and rides me until I cry while licking up my tears and whispering how honest my body is and that I should just embrace that I'm a slut who enjoys being raped.
She's too nice to leave it at that though. She understands I'm forgetful and after the sex comes cuddles and loving things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:40:06 2016 No.15520966 >>15520943 Decides that it's her turn to bully me for once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:42:18 2016 No.15520970 I just finished Shadow Warrior, and I can't help but wonder what a MG version of Lo Wang would be like? What would her name be? Could she make jokes out of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:45:32 2016 No.15520982 File: 213 KB, 750x750, 29539485_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520166 As depressed as I am, it wouldn't be hard. I'm gullible, trusting, and desperate. I would probably do anything a fox asked me to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:46:47 2016 No.15520984 >>15520928 >spending an evening detangling your wife's hair after she tried a fancy new headset design without thinking about it Sounds pretty comfy DESU. Healing is always comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:47:55 2016 No.15520986 >>15520984 Oh goodness, caught in the censor. BAKA DESU SENPAI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:49:45 2016 No.15520992 >>15520982 Pretty much the same. I mean, I'd gamble that she loved me even if I thought she was going to eat my liver. It's just advanced yandere play at that point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:50:57 2016 No.15520994 >>15520982 That fox is probably a huge tease. I bet she'd give you a full contact lapdance and grind that huge ass against your dick without letting you cum. Until you beg her that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:57:40 2016 No.15521007 >>15520994 >Until you beg her that is. Think she'd be strong enough to put up much of a fight if you went caveman on her? It's not like she doesn't actually want it or anything.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:00:13 2016 No.15521009

>>15521007
She'd use her tails to make sure you don't. She wants you to beg for it. That's her fetish.
She'll probably be limping a bit the next morning after she gives you permission to pound her, but she'll just give you a thumbs up and tell you "Worth it!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:00:30 2016 No.15521010 >>15520951 Do you have neighbours that you occasionally hear yell "JEEEEEAAAAANNNNN" or "SCOTT!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:01:17 2016 No.15521012 File: 99 KB, 850x1206, sample_fb0321c50816277d98b0db6684846e1e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Pharaoh to seduce me while dancing to this: https://youtu.be/F0tt8GhlAr0?t=1461

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:01:34 2016 No.15521013 File: 876 KB, 959x1920, 0701eb0bea3d61484a4345ff40d700ee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] slippery squid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:02:34 2016 No.15521016 >>15520994 Would she stop me from grabbing or slapping her ass, or would she make a lusty face and moan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:05:25 2016 No.15521022 >>15520581 >>15520593 >>15520604 I uploaded more. I'll make a few involving mgs now, if you'd like. http://imgur.com/a/iG6aC http://imgur.com/a/z9NUu http://imgur.com/a/6ufI0

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:05:40 2016 No.15521024

>>15521013
I still can't believe that Nintendo has ushered in a company sanctioned Waifu War.

>>15521016
She'd keep you from touching in a teasing way and then redouble her dancing, her hips swaying even more sensually.
No touching of any kind and no release until you beg and tell her in detail how much you want to ravage her tight kitsune pussy and fill it with your seed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:05:48 2016 No.15521025 >>15521013 /aco/, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:08:44 2016 No.15521032 >>15521013 Jesus christ those are some puffy nips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:13:00 2016 No.15521038 >>15521010 No. They hear MAARIKOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:13:11 2016 No.15521042 >>15520910 Grabbing by the ears and dunking them when they act tsun.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:15:38 2016 No.15521046

>>15521012
>She'll never tie naked to a chair and then dim down the lights before turning the music on and leaving the room.
>She'll never walk back in sensually and swaying her child birthing hips in an outfit comprised of strategically placed gold jewelry at about 3:10
>She'll never give you a slow and almost intimately close lapdance and striptease before picking up a cask of oil and pouring it over the two of you.
>She'll never rub on herself, making her brown skin glisten like bronze before using her body to spread the oil on yours.
>You'll never feel the wetness of her pussy dragging against you as her body grinds against yours.
>She'll never keep up a cycle of edging and teasing until halfway through the song when you give in to her seduction.
>She'll never take you inside her slowly as she continues shaking her hips slowly.
>You'll never be drawn into a long night of Polynesian sex, losing track of how many times you cum inside her.
>She'll never keep you going with Holstaur milk that she administers by taking a swig and then kissing you so you swallow it while her tongue wrestles with yours.
>You'll never wake up to find her laying beside you with adoring eyes.
>She'll never ask you how it felt to bed a Queen descended from the gods while staring at you with adoring eyes.
>She'll never mount you and tell you that since you agreed to be her husband, you're not allowed to leave her room until she's pregnant.
>She'll never give you another Holst Milk kiss before slowly sliding you back inside her and letting her sensual nature guide her hips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:15:46 2016 No.15521048 >>15521022 You're too good for us anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:16:45 2016 No.15521053 >>15521048 kyaa~!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:17:48 2016 No.15521058 >>15521053 No Alping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:20:15 2016 No.15521062 Is it illegal to get a bunch of Alps and have an underground fight club?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:20:25 2016 No.15521064 >>15521053 Uh oh, someone's Alping on us! Quick! Get the Anti-Alp Spray! It's very cold water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:21:20 2016 No.15521067 >>15521062 No, that's not cock-fighting so it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:22:35 2016 No.15521072 >>15521062 First rule of Alp Club: don't talk about Alp Club. It makes the poor alps skittish and they don't perform as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:22:49 2016 No.15521073 >>15521062 Nah, that's just battle clubs. The real underground illegal fight clubs are the ones where Human boys go and fight each other. In the eyes of monstergirls that's terrifying because those boys could get hurt.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:23:45 2016 No.15521075

>>15521053
>Chilling with your bro
>Playing some vidya, having a few drinks
>The drunker he gets, you start to notice things
>Trying to touch your hand when you switch off
>A subtle kyaa~ when he succeeds
>Wait a kyaa~?
>Stand up and sprint to the wall
>Smash the glass covering the emergency anti-alp kit
>Run back to your friend
>Shower him in ice cold water
>A look is shared between you
>And a nod from both of you ends it
This was an ad from the Anti-Alp Association
Remember, friends don't let friends become Alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:23:51 2016 No.15521076 File: 265 KB, 490x900, c46110392351eb9bfff2e9c36e92d52a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520810 >goodness you have immaculate taste. Wolfus are love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:24:55 2016 No.15521082 >>15520858 Saying? I was laughing. Some people here are gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:26:12 2016 No.15521084 >>15521067 Son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:26:28 2016 No.15521089 >>15521082 Explain further. I've only ever read three Dostoevsky books and none of them had what could be considered a villain, am I missing something here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:27:05 2016 No.15521092 >>15521046 JESUS CHRIST

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:28:18 2016 No.15521097 I like foxes with small mofu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:29:17 2016 No.15521100 >>15521097 Good for you, someone has to love those DFT foxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:30:29 2016 No.15521103 >>15521076 but she has no paws >>15521075 I'd let him alp. It'd be pretty awkward, but it's either that or one of us is going to columbine, I just know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:31:35 2016 No.15521107 >>15521075 A real friend accepts Alps and sucks on their tails when asked to!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:32:41 2016 No.15521109 >>15521092 That's not even getting into the rough sex, or the sensory deprivation play or her clinging to you while bragging about how amazing a husband you are to her Apophis Childhood Rival.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:35:30 2016 No.15521112

>>15521103
>>15521107
>You finish typing in your alp-centric post
>You smirk, and hit enter
>As you do a spotlight shines through your window
>You hear the sound of boots hitting your roof
>The glass in the window shatters, an armored figure landing in your room
>The figure raises a device, slamming you to the floor and pressing it against your neck
>"Stage 1 Alp confirmed"
>They tie you up, gag you, cart you off to an Alp farm
>Where you're locked up with others of your kind
>And keep the world safe from your harmful nature
Ah, to be a member of the Anti-Alp Recon Team. You alp posters will get what you deserve one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:37:14 2016 No.15521116 >>15521048 >>15521022 >>15520581 >>15520548 >>15520564 the next part is almost done. the thread might be dead by the time I come back but If you want it check my imgur over the next few days http://thegreens.imgur.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:37:33 2016 No.15521118 >>15521112 Phase 3 Alps are Reality Warpers. Ye be warned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:38:16 2016 No.15521119 >>15521109 Too much olev for one thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:38:32 2016 No.15521120 >>15521112 Sounds like you are the alpiest of them all! Don't feel bad anon, I'm sure someone will love you and your trap penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:39:40 2016 No.15521121 File: 37 KB, 347x348, 1465404844301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521116 >The Greens This fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:40:51 2016 No.15521127 >>15521120 How else would an alp survive by joinign the enemy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:41:56 2016 No.15521130 >>15521100 DFT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:42:30 2016 No.15521132 >>15521121 how the fuck do you know me? I haven't posted here in two years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:42:32 2016 No.15521133 >>15521130 "Delicious" Flat Tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:42:55 2016 No.15521137 >>15521120 How dare you insinuate I am an alp. That's a real low blow anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:44:35 2016 No.15521144 >>15521133 Oh, I guess that woruld work for tiny tails with only inch thich mofu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:44:39 2016 No.15521146 >>15521116 >http://thegreens.imgur.com/ Oh hey what's up man, haven't heard from you in a while. >>15521132 Well, there's the reason I haven't seen you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:46:06 2016 No.15521151 >>15521132 >two years One year. You were also terrible at thread recaps and overall a total cunt. I also suspect that you had a hand in the /d/ stuff from earlier due to the fact you'd fervently defend it when you included it in your recaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:46:44 2016 No.15521153 >>15521133 >>15521144 Punk fox with shaved, dyed mofu. Deal with it, fuckboy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:48:15 2016 No.15521156 >>15521012 >takes a full five fucking minutes before the sitar starts up Jesus Christ >>15521116 >Recap Anon the 2nd still lives Woah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:50:15 2016 No.15521162 >>15521153 If by deal with it can I rub her tail?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:50:18 2016 No.15521163

>>15521146
>Oh hey what's up man, haven't heard from you in a while.
uh, howdy! How do you know of me?

>>15521146
>Well, there's the reason I haven't seen you.
well, I post here pretty normally to be honest, and I still write a lot, but I never use that name unless I save something

>>15521151
>You were also terrible at thread recaps
my apologies.
>and overall a total cunt.
didn't try to be.

>defend it when you included it in your recaps.
I did include controversy but I don't participate in that. That was such a long time ago. Were you the guy who believed that including controversy was "dragging on" the fights?

>>15521156
>Woah.
hello again. I uh, hope those are fond memories

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:51:14 2016 No.15521168 File: 526 KB, 800x1100, 1412322714513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15520982 Anything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:52:02 2016 No.15521169 >tfw you will never be drinking in a bar when someone asks you how met your Russian Jinko wife >tfw you will never have to relive the nightmares you went through before meeting her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:54:00 2016 No.15521173 Does your waifu play an instrument /mgt/? Skin flute players need not apply.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:54:49 2016 No.15521176 >>15521163 >How do you know of me? You were the only writefag good enough to takeover Recap Anon and his glorious work. Possible thread recaps in the near future maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:56:03 2016 No.15521178 File: 543 KB, 1800x2250, 1452388592651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521103 It's all about the paw game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:56:21 2016 No.15521179 >>15521176 >good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:56:31 2016 No.15521181 >>15521168 Did he stutter?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:56:51 2016 No.15521183

>>15521173
>Hellhound Waifu
Electric Guitar. When her family came over from the monstergirl world she fell in love with metal and joined a garage band when she was a teenager.
As it turns out, sometimes being grabbed by a couple monstergirls in punk attire to be their after-concert fuck can lead to some surprisingly romantic things, like a Hellhound in daisy dukes and a leather vest falling in love at first sight and refusing to let her bandmates molest you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:58:35 2016 No.15521184 >>15521173 The Hurdy Gurdy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:59:54 2016 No.15521187 >>15521173 She plays the tenor saxophone and is a master of smooth jazz and swing

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:00:42 2016 No.15521194
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>>15521176
>You were the only writefag good enough to takeover Recap Anon and his glorious work.
you are way to nice to me man. The reason I left was because so many people were angry with what I was doing, and nobody seemed to enjoy it anymore. It's really, really nice to hear someone look back on that with any sense of fondness, thank you.

>Possible thread recaps in the near future maybe?
I'm more active on other boards now but I'll gladly do it if you think it would be fun.

...how many people were even here when the original recap anon was around? Feels like it was a decade ago.

>>15521179
case in point...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:00:55 2016 No.15521196 >>15521137 You're a faggot that likes dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:01:42 2016 No.15521203 >>15521163 >He thinks people would just forget Nothing is forgotten here Everything you do Everything you type Every time you fill out the captcha and press enter Everyone remembers Everyone Food for thought

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:01:59 2016 No.15521205 Reminder that Kunoichi are the nicest and most loyal monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:03:29 2016 No.15521210 >>15521173 She can't really play many instruments with her big meaty Kobold paws, but she does like to hum/howl along when she listens to music!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:03:32 2016 No.15521212 File: 265 KB, 1000x1000, 1434603842040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521203 And this is why we never forgive. We never forget. We are Platoon! Excuse us!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:04:13 2016 No.15521214 >>15521194 Poor Anon, left to fend for himself with his Hellpups while his wife takes a nap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:04:38 2016 No.15521217 >>15521203 I guess so. I'm pretty dumbstruck frankly. this place feels almost nothing like it did when the first dragon bully stories were published, and I don't even think that was too terribly long ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:05:03 2016 No.15521219 >>15521212 Wait, is that Wurm-chan trying to be Bane with a slice of pepperoni pizza?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:05:19 2016 No.15521222 >>15521196 Anon are you trying to compensate for something? I bet you say kyaa all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:05:39 2016 No.15521224 >>15521219 It doesn't matter who she is. What matters is her plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:05:51 2016 No.15521225 >>15521219 No. That's a piece of pizza trying to be Bane with a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:06:14 2016 No.15521227 >>15521222 I only did it once because I lost a bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:06:36 2016 No.15521229 >>15521214 Waifu looks too smug to be napping. She knows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:08:20 2016 No.15521232 >>15521227 Stage 1! You're a Stage 1!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:08:21 2016 No.15521233 >>15521022 >http://imgur.com/a/iG6aC >some furfags daki and dildo collection The fuck faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:09:13 2016 No.15521236 >>15521232 I'm not though, I like women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:09:27 2016 No.15521237 >>15521233 ...excuse me? Where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:10:50 2016 No.15521243 >>15521237 There's also /d/ shit, but how do you gloss over that?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:12:54 2016 No.15521249

>>15521243
I have a couple of dump folders for different collections. I recently made a big ass folder for /k/ related reaction images. I haven't found what you're talking about yet but it was probably submitted in a /k/ thread and I placed the file in the wrong area.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:14:06 2016 No.15521252 >>15521194 I came from /co/ and /tg/ a while back (FUCK it does feel like a decade), but I was there for the first Recap Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:14:10 2016 No.15521253 >>15521233 I mean, doesn't everyone have a rubber horse dick in their dresser? right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:15:30 2016 No.15521258 >>15521252 I remember first recap anon. Has it really been that long?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:15:36 2016 No.15521259 >>15521203 >Everyone remembers Fuck even those really bad greentexts I did when I first came over here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:16:59 2016 No.15521262 >>15521259 Especially those.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:18:09 2016 No.15521264

>>15521252
>>15521258
We're getting old chums.

but seriously, if you'd like, I can start doing recaps again. It's not much trouble for me, and as long as it's welcomed and unintrusive I have nothing against it. The only issue I have is that when I started covering there was a clear desire for a replacement, I don't know if anybody wants that anymore.

>>15521259
What'd you write? You've got me curious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:20:04 2016 No.15521268 >>15521264 The thread fares better without your recaps, especially with the shit you'd put in them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:21:45 2016 No.15521271 >>15521268 >especially with the shit you'd put in them. I never fully agreed with you (maybe not you?) when you thought that not acknowledging fights prevented them. What do you mean by "the shit"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:21:58 2016 No.15521272 >>15521264 I liked the recaps, but I also enjoyed parts of nerdwan and still get a chuckle out of holstaur/slowpoke so my taste is shaky at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:22:15 2016 No.15521274 File: 212 KB, 826x1062, 1468218135279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not just accept the love? You're going to give in eventually anyway, such is the nature of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:22:50 2016 No.15521275 >>15521173 The pink oboe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:23:32 2016 No.15521276 >>15521272 >nerdwan I never understood the stigma against her and her stories. Sure it's a bit common but it's just a few posts out of literally a thousand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:24:38 2016 No.15521277 I like flatchested foxes with small mofu and ass, but tall in height

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:25:10 2016 No.15521278 >>15521274 Because I already accepted the love of Hellhound pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:25:11 2016 No.15521279 >>15521243 where's the /d/ shit you're talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:25:32 2016 No.15521281 >>15521274 Someone call the barn, a horse got away again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:25:47 2016 No.15521283 File: 545 KB, 1000x1011, 1443251985743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521274 I gave in a long time ago. I still have no horse boobs. This is bullshit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:28:43 2016 No.15521291 >>15521277 I was gonna say you just want loli but then you added tall and now I don't know what you want

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:29:17 2016 No.15521293 >>15521264 >What'd you write? Absolute shit. Nothing to worry about. I still need to finish my story I did earlier this year. GODDAMN WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:30:37 2016 No.15521294 >>15521293 I wanna know, because there were a couple of guys who I talked to when i was still writing stories about yandere jinkos that were pretty cool telll ussss

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:30:40 2016 No.15521295

>>15521274
I like centaurs though if I find one I share great romantic chemistry with and enjoy being around, I'd love to meet them to start dating. Also I like Cerea and think she's quite the cutie as well, so yeah i'd gladly date a centaur all I need to know is what she's like and what are her passion's( I would date Cerea though if given the chance as well).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:30:53 2016 No.15521296 >>15521276 >>/jp/thread/15466044#p15476364

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:30:57 2016 No.15521297 >>15521293 Not as bad as me. I'm coming up on the one year anniversary of when I last updated a story. Not that I haven't written anything else, but I've practically abandoned it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:33:22 2016 No.15521301 >>15521297 you can do it! I believe in you! >>15521296 ...Okay? what's the big deal? Discussion about hellhounds. Nerdy hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:33:40 2016 No.15521303 >>15521294 >yandere jinkos Not me but now I have another idea I'm probably not going to write but still let it bother me forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:34:31 2016 No.15521304 >>15521301 Just open the link special ed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:35:14 2016 No.15521305 >>15521294 Not me, but I did greentexts for a while without a pastebin, and then I got one this year. I'll give you a hint, I'm an anon who loves baseball.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:35:56 2016 No.15521306

>>15521303
go ahead. My story was about a jinko who broke into some guy's house to roll around in his dirty laundry like a housecat.

I asked for suggestions to make a sequel and people suggested going on a hiking trip so she could smell his disgusting used socks and her collecting his used condoms in a breifcase. Seriously.

do with that what you will.

>>15521305
I don't think I remember...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:37:40 2016 No.15521311 >>15521306 >You did that yandere jinko story. Teach me your ways wise one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:39:54 2016 No.15521317 File: 2.23 MB, 2000x3500, bullet jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521311 holy fuck you seriously remember that? bullshit, it was too shitty and too long ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:40:52 2016 No.15521321 >>15521317 Anon the thread remembers everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:40:56 2016 No.15521322 >>15521304 >Just open the link special ed. I did. Discussion about hellhounds. As I said. Is there an issue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:45:50 2016 No.15521327 >>15521321 I am having genuine doubts anyone could remember that without an archive. It really wasn't very good, and of all the things to remember, surely seafoam or the less request threads would be more likely

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:48:01 2016 No.15521331 >>15521327 It was funny, and different for the time. I really liked the inner monologues you made her have.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:50:52 2016 No.15521333

>>15521331
I'm almost touched. Thank you anon. Should I go back and redo it, maybe add some more? Do you have any ideas?

I considered adding on more many times but kept squashing the notion because it felt like a woman stealing some dude's sweaty socks for masturbation toys was too raunchy for even this place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:53:48 2016 No.15521342 >>15521333 Not that anon, but I enjoyed it as well. Have her start replacing things in the house. Put her love juice in his shampoo, things such as that.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:56:20 2016 No.15521346
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>>15521303
>>15521306
>>15521311
>>15521317
>>15521321
>>15521327
>>15521331

Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)19:58:08 No.12737506▶>>12737512 >>12737531
>>12737496
>Medium Yandere Jinko who breaks in just to roll in your laundry.

AHHHHH GOD FUUUCK
two goddamn years ago, and it feels like a century.

>>15521342
alright, I'll pick it back up. /k/ shit, recaps and jinkos, I've got a packed schedule.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:57:58 2016 No.15521351 >>15521346 Take your time good sir, we don't want you getting burnt out again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 02:58:35 2016 No.15521353 >>15521346 Do it for me anon, I can't write while I'm on vacation, so I need things to read.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:01:51 2016 No.15521358
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>>15521351
>>15521353

you guys are nicer to me than my parents...

alright, I'll do my best. If anybody has any tips leave them here or message my imgur, and that includes those who found my old stuff annoying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:05:01 2016 No.15521363 >>15521358 >you guys are nicer to me than my parents... Same here broseph, we're all in this together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:07:02 2016 No.15521368 I like those cute mushroom girls

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:08:16 2016 No.15521370

Oh Christ going back over old threads I just realized that like every writefag I knew is now dead or hated.

ELH, bob, inari, nyannon, seafoam, that dude who thought he was a lady, the guy who wrote the story about a manticore and a dude with a sword

is anyone from 2014 still active

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:09:37 2016 No.15521373 File: 165 KB, 1291x1500, Old Man Yaleton.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521370 >the guy who wrote the story about a manticore and a dude with a sword This one? That was YBA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:10:06 2016 No.15521375 >>15521370 I think seafoam posted something only a month ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:10:26 2016 No.15521376 File: 611 KB, 723x1023, matango2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521368 I am also a fan of cute mushroom girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:10:55 2016 No.15521378 >>15521373 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:11:22 2016 No.15521379 >>15521373 no, I don't remember that one. It was REALLY long. It also had a ghost salamander in it. I think the sword was called "Tellrune" or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:11:55 2016 No.15521381 >>15521373 edgy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:17:44 2016 No.15521390 >>15521370 I am anon. Started in November of 2014. Holy shit it's been awhile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:25:37 2016 No.15521404 >>15521390 it has. To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:28:42 2016 No.15521410 >>15521404 LLLuu. I wish I could have finished my latest update before I leave tomorrow, but alas, I could not.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:30:33 2016 No.15521412
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I want to run an ocean resort for Aquatic Monster Girls.

I'm going to need brave men to be butlers and tend to their every desire.

With your help I'll become rich from all the ancient sea treasure they'll give me to stay!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:32:54 2016 No.15521415 >>15519750 An Anubis Tomboy drawn by Dr.P would be the answer to absolutely everything in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:33:14 2016 No.15521416 >>15521412 but I lonely sea monsters do lewd things

Seafoam Mon Jul 11 03:36:17 2016 No.15521420

>>15521375
>I think seafoam posted something only a month ago
It hasn't even been two weeks. I'm also surprisingly tearing through my current project so I'm trying to figure out what to work on next. Sadly I seem to have lost the mindmap for Sweet Nightmare so I'll have to start that over again, I had my eye on it otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:36:40 2016 No.15521421 >>15521416 And it'll be your job to comply with those lewd things. Don't be shy Anon, if you make those girls happy they'll spend more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:38:35 2016 No.15521424 >>15521379 I remember reading some of that. The ghost salamander and that bizarre manticore who refused to sex people up if she thought they'd enjoy it. That was the story that convinced me that Epic Sagas are a fucking waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:39:33 2016 No.15521426 >>15521412 I may be shy and scared, but at the same time I'll join up with this task because I do love aquatic monster girls especially Flowkelps and mermaids. What can I expect to happen to me and what are the detail's of this task?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:40:09 2016 No.15521428 >>15521370 I started writing mg smut in 2011. Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:40:49 2016 No.15521429 >>15521420 >First TheGreens shows up then Seafoam. Jesus Christ let's just have a thread reunion. Bob is still not allowed.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:47:39 2016 No.15521436

>>15521426
Well they'll be lying on the beach, or swimming in the pools, you'll be bringing drinks to them, or food. Towels if needed, and assistance in applying sunscreen.

Massages as well, whether it's just their tails or full-body. Flowkelps can have very sensitive seaweed hair and will need to be brushed by hand.

Try not to get too close to any Shark Girls if you're bleeding in any way.

If a large Monster Girl comes in, Orca or Whale Girl, you'll need to work with other staff members as a team for any massages.

If they order room service past 10:30 pm, you go to their room, and you 'service' them, if you catch my meaning.

That's about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:49:16 2016 No.15521437 >>15521370 From 2014? Why yes, yes I am. Even if you don't want me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:50:34 2016 No.15521440
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>>15520559
Just because it's obvious doesn't mean it isn't great.

>>15520615
>Spoiler
Reminds me I still have an RX-78-2 3.0 sitting in my closet, waiting to be built...

>>15520647
>>15520647
>I'd be the idiot who insists on channeling Domon, right down to having to say the cheesy lines.
So...Sekai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:51:35 2016 No.15521441 >>15521379 pastebin.com/cb8qKrhs

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:53:34 2016 No.15521446

>>15521412
>>15521436
Meh, I'm gonna keep my job at the MGC Country Club. Yeah, the "uniforms" are just glorified banana hammocks, but when you see a poolside with GILF kitsunes, it kinda evens out. Just don't go there on Thursdays. That's when all the lonely CC Manticores show up.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:55:36 2016 No.15521449

>>15521436
Sounds pretty simple and straightforwards, I most certain am positive I'm the dude for this job. These lovely ladies won't even see it coming, they'll be too relaxed form all the massage's and food I'll be giving. As for the 'service' I'll be giving, i'll probably enjoy it so long as the ladies treat me well and are overall friendly. The better they treat me, the better the 'service' I give and the better quality of assistance I'll give them back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:56:44 2016 No.15521455 >>15521379 http://pastebin.com/cb8qKrhs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 03:57:54 2016 No.15521457 File: 266 KB, 1114x1450, 1459813735467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521449 That's the spirit, now get out there and rub some tails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:00:15 2016 No.15521464 >>15521322 >The same picture every thread >trying to threadcanon hellhounds into feeble little girls >EVERY THREAD You're the guy posting them, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:00:17 2016 No.15521465 I wonder if Monsters would like ballroom dancing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:02:13 2016 No.15521469 >>15521465 Yes. Yes they would. Grand romantic shit like that is something bitches can't resist.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:02:35 2016 No.15521470

>>15521457
Sounds good to me, I'll do so good that they'll fall asleep from how good my massaging skills are and spend more for my quality work. As long as they treat me well and are respectful, I'll continue to give high quality assistance and service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:02:40 2016 No.15521471 >>15521464 You're pretty paranoid Anon, come on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:02:43 2016 No.15521472 >>15521346 Can you please put on a trip so I can filter your egotistical ass? You were a complete douche back then and I doubt you've changed now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:02:45 2016 No.15521473 >>15520633 >Especially on places like 4chan's MGE thread. Yeah calling each other faggots and getting our own threads pruned is really tumultuous and an issue for KC and the japanese in general. Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:05:49 2016 No.15521478 >>15521471 The same picture every thread for months. The fact that you can't talk about hellhounds without someone trying to force that crap into the conversation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:06:51 2016 No.15521480 >>15521478 Anon, I think he's just baiting at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:09:39 2016 No.15521489 >>15521346 >TheGreens is doing recaps again Oh fuck off. You were garbage at doing them in the first place and somehow got high and mighty over writing them like you were some important aspect of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:10:16 2016 No.15521491 >>15521489 You seem upset.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:12:19 2016 No.15521499 >>15521465 No they like dancing your balls in their mouth

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:12:31 2016 No.15521501

>>15521478
To be honest a large number of anons seem to think this way too, just look at any of the recent conversations surrounding them. Someone is obviously forcing that shit as hard as possible and
>>15521322
Is either trying to do damage control or likes seeing us getting pissed over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:15:39 2016 No.15521508 >>15521489 >the greens >not using his name or trip You're probably bring trolled anon. There's a good few passive aggressive posts today that you'd expect to see over the weekend and certainly not at this time of day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:16:52 2016 No.15521511 >>15521465 How about a Dragon getting married and having a huge ball in the mansion of some guy that she appropriated for this noble purpose?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:19:14 2016 No.15521518

>>15521491
That's because we have enough faggotry right now and having an ego comparable to machineanon's around isn't helping anyone.

>>15521508
Good point, if it's him then why isn't he using his name, and why are people suddenly desperate for him to come back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:20:54 2016 No.15521520 >>15521511 if we are talking debt then why not a Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:21:34 2016 No.15521523 File: 112 KB, 769x1028, 1428254652303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521518 You seem more interested in perpetuating pointless drama than talking about Monster Girls. Please reconsider your actions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:22:38 2016 No.15521526 I want to give Wurm-chan a huge cream pie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:23:55 2016 No.15521527 >>15521520 Debt? What debt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:24:23 2016 No.15521528 File: 219 KB, 850x1062, 1443032931353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521526 What kind of cream pie anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:27:41 2016 No.15521532 >>15521528 Banana cream pie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:27:53 2016 No.15521533 >>15521528 That's for me to know and she to find out.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:30:22 2016 No.15521536 [SPOILER]

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>>15521518
>That's because we have enough faggotry right now and having an ego comparable to machineanon's around isn't helping anyone.

Hey, it's been a while, maybe he's calmed down. Everyone can change. Except Bob.

>why are people suddenly desperate for him to come back?

I just asked him if he was thinking about doing more. I personally didn't mind the thread recaps.

Also what is the best flavor of Succubus and why is it blueberry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:32:12 2016 No.15521539 I like Yandere Lizards, and Dragons

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:33:09 2016 No.15521540 >>15521536 >Everyone can change. Except Bob. Even me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:34:50 2016 No.15521541 >>15521540 Of course. Go and sin no more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:36:15 2016 No.15521544 >>15521541 Alrighty then. What should the new me write?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:36:33 2016 No.15521545
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>>15521536
>I personally didn't mind the thread recaps.
I liked them too - when the original guy who actually knew how to do them was still around. From his posts so far I don't think he's changed much either.

But enough of that, blue succubi are pretty good but probably make terrible bosses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:36:54 2016 No.15521546 >>15521532 >Its a sad thing to know that banana cream makes me want to vomit, and its 80% no even the fault of the food itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:37:35 2016 No.15521547 Elves in tight jeans are amazing. We need more monster girls wearing them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:37:56 2016 No.15521549 >>15521544 >alp may actually write about a ghost who finds spooky things scary and wants nothing more than to live with a guy she likes who is also terrified of ghosts What an age we live in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:38:25 2016 No.15521552 >>15521544 Something involving a bunch of minichuffs in a tour group with some poor guy having to wrangle them all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:38:56 2016 No.15521554 >>15521549 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:38:59 2016 No.15521555 >>15521544 Something that won't plunge this place into a nuclear meltdown. How about a nice safe vanilla healing story? People are suckers for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:39:00 2016 No.15521556 >>15521539 but they wouldn't like each other because wings

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:40:00 2016 No.15521557 >>15521549 >gap moe tee hee Kindly end yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:40:54 2016 No.15521560 What happens when a ghost is about to scare you and you throw open the window curtains, does the light spook her away?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:41:06 2016 No.15521561 >>15521557 At least it isn't more nerdhound spam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:41:36 2016 No.15521564 >>15521539 >tfw no yandere dragon to kidnap you and chain you to her hoard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:41:54 2016 No.15521566 >>15521546 Fuck it I'll bite. why only 80%?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:42:11 2016 No.15521567 >>15521554 What's wrong, alpie? YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T STILL BE HERE FOR YOU!?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:42:12 2016 No.15521568

>>15521544
>become the husband to a powerful mayadere lich who's been imprisoned for a few centuries
>nothing edgy, just her trying to understand modern concepts and getting upset to the point where you have to calm her down before she summons actual zombies to destroy everything
>calming her down usually entails lots of hand holding

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:43:03 2016 No.15521571 >>15521568 would hand holding be even lewder for her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:44:10 2016 No.15521574 >>15521564 What if the Lizard "frees" you from the chains

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:44:22 2016 No.15521575 >>15521567 Are you Stalker Anon? Who else have you spotted as of late?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:44:37 2016 No.15521576 >>15521567 I am not whoever this handsome rogue is you speak of! I am Nonapla, the wise and virtuous. Seriously speaking though, how the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:45:15 2016 No.15521578 >>15521571 Of course. But the most lewdest thing you could do to her is mating press while kissing and constantly whispering to her how much you love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:46:21 2016 No.15521580 >>15521574 But I would have already been marked as the dragons property

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:46:21 2016 No.15521581 >>15521574 So Yandere Spy vs Spy, sounds hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:46:38 2016 No.15521583 No lilim that reads crap on the wordpress to kill time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:47:05 2016 No.15521586 >>15521575 Nope, but I can recognize certain people based on what they post, how they post and when they post. I've been here for too long. >>15521576 Because you're the easiest, baby!

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:47:05 2016 No.15521587

>>15521568
>anything visceral and violent is edgy
>protagonist purpose is calming her down

The fun part of evil women is that they aren't impotent evil. Otherwise it just as well might be awful chuuni stuff. Which considering the popularity of that kinda makes sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:48:07 2016 No.15521588 >>15521581 so would I be the Gray Spy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:48:30 2016 No.15521590 >>15521581 >Yandere Spy vs Spy >I'm now imagining a yandere Kounichi and Mantis girl who fights over Anon's love

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:49:08 2016 No.15521592 File: 41 KB, 232x242, Suspicious Wurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521586 >you're the easiest, baby Not sure if getting called a slut. Will pipe down now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:50:17 2016 No.15521595 >>15521590 The Morse code messages would be a love note

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:51:54 2016 No.15521599 >>15521583 >You will never go through your usual "lilims are trash" routine on the thread. >You will never be assaulted by a lilim because you made her nerdy younger sister cry when she was on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:52:16 2016 No.15521601 >>15521588 >always triumphed by using the infatuations of Black Spy and White Spy Yes you are the Man in Grey

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:52:22 2016 No.15521603 >>15521592 Until next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:53:31 2016 No.15521604 What if I never mention lilims in my posts, then there is no change of rape right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:54:54 2016 No.15521608 >>15521583 >the writefags who made incompetent or comedy lilims vanish >only for real this time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:56:02 2016 No.15521612 >>15521604 Of course not. Monster Girls don't actually exist. If they did, it'd be pretty damn stupid to call out someone like Candlejane and except not to get ta

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:56:31 2016 No.15521614 So are Madhatters always insane or just on days that in end y?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:57:16 2016 No.15521615

>>15521604
Lilims are super monogasluts. They only fuck the guy they're going to make their husband. I don't see why any of them would pick a random poster on the internet for that. To grab a guy to toss to their horny slutty single royal guard platoon of demons though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:59:15 2016 No.15521621 >>15521614 They're only mad on two occasions: Their unbirthdays Their birthdays Catch them outside of the two occasions and they'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 04:59:25 2016 No.15521622 How about a "rise though the ranks story" where a low teir monster becomes stupid powerful

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:00:59 2016 No.15521624 I still want to throw that elf in the zombie pit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:01:30 2016 No.15521628 >>15521624 What would that even accomplish?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:01:33 2016 No.15521630

>>15521604
Of course they wont. I'm also safe because while I think Dreuella is a fucking whore who looks kind of creepy, I'd never be stupid enough to actually post such an opinion on the internet.
Some other sucker would have to deal with the fallout for posting something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:02:52 2016 No.15521635 >>15521628 She would make friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:03:13 2016 No.15521637 >>15521622 When the once pathetic sewer mousegirl becomes queen of a whole nation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:03:30 2016 No.15521638 >>15521622 Like a slime founding a slime kingdom, a roper becoming a queen roper, a succubus becoming an arch succubus, or a zombie becoming a wight? Or do you just mean like a large mouse becoming some kind of grizzled super warrior?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:04:45 2016 No.15521641 >>15521622 Could be interesting. Avoid overtly shonen stuff, not that there can't be a little.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:04:50 2016 No.15521642 >>15521628 They would probably worship her as some kind of warm wight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:05:00 2016 No.15521644 >>15521622 So Re:Goblin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:05:35 2016 No.15521648 I like slimes that are smart, but I think they would have a hard time wearing glasses

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:05:41 2016 No.15521649

>>15521473
I kno rite

In a stunning inversion of form we are literally the LEAST cancerous western mg community.

But I was around for the fall of MGU as well, and a lot of the lead-up for that suggested that KC had a wildly inaccurate perception of what the community was actually talking about. He banned it over literally 5 paladinposters, when there were like a hundred sunshinefags writing cuddlefics all day every day.

I genuinely suspect that it's the "I can into moonrunes therefore you have to love my special snowflake-ness" faggots that we tend to run out of town. Who then proceed to go cry on the Jap forums about how we're all meanies, and so that's the only 'information' that the Japs have on us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:06:47 2016 No.15521652 >>15521642 >Warm Wight! What do we do tonight? >Warm Wight! You're such a fright! >Warm Wight! Let's go give the pallies a good fight! >C is for Cookie!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:08:02 2016 No.15521655 >>15521644 You mean Re:Monster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:08:07 2016 No.15521656 >>15521652 >Alphabet Wurm WHO DARES MEME THIS MEME!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:08:27 2016 No.15521658 >>15521652 She will lead her band of cute zombies to victory finding husbands then when the zombies are Wights they can still call her Warm Wight

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:08:35 2016 No.15521659

>>15521649
>I genuinely suspect that it's the "I can into moonrunes therefore you have to love my special snowflake-ness" faggots that we tend to run out of town
But we only run out the egocentrics, people with fucked up fetishes who force it on the board, or actual trolls. You know, the guys who deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:09:49 2016 No.15521660 >>15521656 I do it from time to time, I'm sure other people do too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:09:51 2016 No.15521661 >>15521648 >Slime trying to wear glasses Now that is adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:09:55 2016 No.15521663 >>15521655 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:10:13 2016 No.15521664 >>15521652 Wow this thread is going completely oldschool today. If you can count /jp/ monstergirl threads as oldschool to begin with, which you shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:11:25 2016 No.15521667 >>15521656 You see it around every once and a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:11:43 2016 No.15521668 >>15521664 enslaved by Elf what dp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:12:26 2016 No.15521670 >>15521659 Then they set up shop elsewhere and cry about how we're mean, toxic and hate content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:12:46 2016 No.15521671 >>15521668 >DP You answered your own question there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:13:05 2016 No.15521673 >>15521670 Suck on her ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:13:51 2016 No.15521674 >>15521670 You mean /monster/ and TFT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:14:07 2016 No.15521676 >>15521671 but that is gay

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:14:18 2016 No.15521677

>>15521659
> But we only run out the egocentrics, people with fucked up fetishes who force it on the board, or actual trolls. You know, the guys who deserve it.

Well, yes, but being run out of the thread probides a powerful incentive to go cry to senpai about how 'toxic' we are.

Whereas not being a faggot, contributing without drama, and enjoying the comfiness provides no incentive to go crying to senpai.

Which is why the only gaijin sound that senpai ever hears is the wails of the exiled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:15:12 2016 No.15521679 >>15521668 No no you are doing it wrong. You are supposed to say "Elf slave what do"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:17:40 2016 No.15521684 Yandere City Elves should take a trip to the forest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:19:39 2016 No.15521685 File: 961 KB, 1218x1716, 1447098092644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like you walked in through the wrong door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:21:10 2016 No.15521687 >>15521684 >tfw no redneck wood elves Closest we ever got were the Mirkwood elves in Tolkein.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:22:38 2016 No.15521689 >>15521687 >be Elf >get drunk >prisoners escape >Thranduil is yelling at me >why does Legolas always win every archery competition >my feet hurt >wish I was back in Valinor Mirkwood sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:23:23 2016 No.15521690 >>15521687 What is the elf equivalent of truck nuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:25:29 2016 No.15521692 >>15521690 They probably put them on their boats. I'm kinda surprised that isn't a thing in real life. Probably because it might get caught in the prop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:26:02 2016 No.15521693 >>15521677 This is why I find TFT fascinating. The site is mostly made up of writefags who were chased out of this place and /monster/s "finest", and watching the spectacle from a safe distance is really something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:27:04 2016 No.15521694 >>15521693 How can someone even get chased out of here when Alp seems to be so firmly rooted in place?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:27:07 2016 No.15521695 >>15521690 the fuck are truck nuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:28:36 2016 No.15521699 >>15521694 Alp was never on the same tier as those others. He's a filthy attention whore, but he's still one of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:30:17 2016 No.15521700 >>15521695 People hang steel scrotums from their trailer hitches on their trucks. It's a white trash thing, city and country, all over America.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:30:28 2016 No.15521701 >>15521694 Because we all secretly enjoy his work? Where would we be without the turgid tallywackers? The gee wilikers? Alp is the thread's retarded baby, so while he shits the bed constantly we can't help but have some affection for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:31:41 2016 No.15521705 >>15521701 >the turgid tallywackers? The gee wilikers? Why haven't I read either of these phrases in any of his stuff? Is it in the deleted bits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:31:58 2016 No.15521706 >>15521687 >redneck wood elves Damn dark elves stole mah moonshine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:33:53 2016 No.15521709 >>15521705 Thread memes/jokes about his dialogue. It started with anons wondering what a female version of alp would yell in bed, and someone posted a short greentext where fem Alp yells about anon's turgid tallywacker in her tight trench.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:34:48 2016 No.15521710 >>15521709 >fem Alp yells about anon's turgid tallywacker in her tight trench. Thank you God, for not letting me witness this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:35:41 2016 No.15521713 I wonder which writer in hbg is most hated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:36:07 2016 No.15521714 >>15521706 >Lenny, where's mah bow? That pack of werewolves is prowlin' round the chicken coop again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:36:40 2016 No.15521715 >>15521693 > watching the spectacle from a safe distance is really something DisgustedButIntrigued.jpg Do tell, anon. Save me from having to go look myself, and then from having to go buy bleach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:36:46 2016 No.15521716 >>15521713 The Human Woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:38:09 2016 No.15521717 >>15521706 Yah know it's in dey genes to do thievery

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:38:20 2016 No.15521719 >>15521713 Roberta

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:38:25 2016 No.15521720 >>15521713 The one that portrays us as the fucked up, murderous species we are,

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:39:24 2016 No.15521721

>>15521710
Fun fact, Bob was the one who made turgid a meme because of one of his early stories. He tried to use it several times in a sex scene and it totally knocked the mood flat. Ever since then, the word has been held up as the pinnacle of accurate but unsexy description of an erection.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:43:07 2016 No.15521726

>>15521715
The guy with a dumb Japanese style name who can't write is hated even there, some guy who looks down on everyone hangs out in the shoutbox, bob is reaching some shitty kind of singularity from how insane Laska is getting and one guy writes stories where monstergirls kill men during sex as gruesomely as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:43:32 2016 No.15521729 >>15521719 >Moist Crevice

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:43:36 2016 No.15521730

>>15521694
It's not so much that we literally chase them out by shitting on them whenever they rear their ugly heads (well, most of the time). It's more that we refuse to stroke the e-peen of people who think they're hot shit. And that constitutes "hateful flaming" in their eyes.

Alp may be prone to bouts of faggotry, but unlike the rest of them, he at least has the spine to take his fucking medicine when he shits the bed rather than run away crying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:44:59 2016 No.15521731 >>15521730 >rather than run away crying So what's all that paste deletion then?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:46:56 2016 No.15521737

>>15521730
>that complete breakdown machine had when a couple of anons were slightly critical of him
That was one hell of a show. Historianon also threw a bitch fit at criticism but he didn't write an entire guide on how to writefag and then add sections hurling abuse at the thread and other writefags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:48:03 2016 No.15521738 >>15521737 >Historianon also threw a bitch fit at criticism I love how you ignored the way the people criticizing the story hadn't actually read it and bitched about things that weren't in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:50:41 2016 No.15521746 >>15521730 What about the original mausfucker? What is the current opinion on him?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:52:28 2016 No.15521751

>>15521726
Sukiru Ikeda? He writes furry smut on tumblr too, he's hilariously bad.
>>15521737
To be fair Historianon's anger was justified. People kept crying about the main character being an op gary stu when he got his shit kicked in on multiple occasions and wasn't a stranger to being raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:52:58 2016 No.15521753 >>15521738 I wouldn't know, I wasn't one of the critics and I don't read his material. What I do I remember is seeing him rage at one or two anons for half a thread and overreact like a child to a few people not liking his character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:54:13 2016 No.15521757 >>15521746 Nyanon was a spamming retard who ruined CYOAs twice over to the point where we can't have them anymore. But this was ages ago so I doubt anyone cares that much anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:57:01 2016 No.15521765 >>15521753 >half a thread I see, so it's going to be like that now. Have fun I guess.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 05:59:07 2016 No.15521772

>>15521738
>>15521751
I have no idea if the criticism was valid or not, but he could have just ignored them instead of having a huge sarcastic tangent that went on hours after. I kept having to scroll past his ranting and lost respect for him during it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:00:07 2016 No.15521775 File: 236 KB, 769x503, 1430252717247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come nobody remembers Girtablilu? She's delicious brown and has venom that'll make up for all your shortcomings!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:00:08 2016 No.15521776 >>15521765 Uh, what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:00:49 2016 No.15521779 >>15521715 >buy bleach I get digital volumes for the pretty cover spreads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:01:15 2016 No.15521781 >>15521776 Making shit up I mean. Half a thread would make it a thousand posts at least. There's no way that ever happened.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:02:12 2016 No.15521786

>>15521731
> So what's all that paste deletion then?

OK; runs away crying, but eventually rediscovers his testicles.
It feels weird that I'm sort of being an apologist for the dude given that he single-handedly ruined writefag reviewing for me after he sperged out when I was mildly critical of his seaslime story, but credit where credit's due: it is best not to sperg at all, but if you do sperg, at least don't perma-sperg. Alp does not perma-sperg. He just... err... serially spergs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:02:38 2016 No.15521787 >>15521781 Oh, you were taking the statement literally. I meant that it went on for far too long. Which it did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:03:12 2016 No.15521788 >>15521775 Because Arachne do the seductive venom insect better (while immobilizing with comfy silk) and Manticores have more interesting scorpion tails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:03:15 2016 No.15521789 >>15521786 >I was mildly critical of his seaslime story What did you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:04:08 2016 No.15521792 >>15521786 I tried giving him criticism once, but supposedly offering advice on the characters, dialogue and general plot isn't actual criticism somehow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:05:45 2016 No.15521796 File: 236 KB, 1280x1419, tumblr_oa58g9AaCF1tuzp6ao1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say what you want about moose but he has good taste in artists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:06:07 2016 No.15521797 >>15521792 I'll third that sentiment. Same thing happened to me when I gave him a review of a different story, long ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:07:06 2016 No.15521801 >>15521796 His story turned to ass in a hurry and it's only getting worse but the art he commissions great.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:08:45 2016 No.15521805

>>15521789
If I remember correctly (it was years ago), he had a long and involved description of how she anally impaled herself on a submerged treebranch in order to defeat the current or something. Which proved substantially longer than an actual sex scene.
I was like "Why".
His reaction was to sperg.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:09:01 2016 No.15521806
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>thread is just shitting on old writers
This isn't what I come here for. Today I went jogging and picked up a butterfly, carried it on my hand for a good while and then left it on a rosebush is found. That was the second butterfly I picked up in three days, and neither of them flew away from me.
Do you think I'm sweet or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:10:29 2016 No.15521808 >>15521806 They probably just wanted the salt from your sweat. So no, they found you salty and delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:10:53 2016 No.15521811 >>15521805 >and involved description of how she anally impaled herself on a submerged treebranch in order to defeat the current Wat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:11:38 2016 No.15521814 >>15521757 Remind me of more of my horrible mistakes anon. DO IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:12:31 2016 No.15521819 >>15521814 A TIGER IS NOT A VALID OPTION!

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:13:01 2016 No.15521821

>>15521806
>alp
He's alp, we all know he's the tommy wiseau of the thread
>historianon
He's not even old, but I don't know enough about him to comment further other than the incident
>moose
He had a great idea that in my opinion didn't work out. At least he has awesome art.

I don't think anons are going nuts here, it's business as usual.
Yes, you're clearly a nice guy. 10/10 would let you hold my butterfly. Not a euphemism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:13:06 2016 No.15521822 >>15521814 > "But only if you guess who I am, tee-hee!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:13:33 2016 No.15521823 >>15521806 >is found I found*

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:13:54 2016 No.15521824 >>15521814 The mute cheshire stories, while cute, were too underdeveloped. >>15521819 Isn't that basically just the same thing as his ruining CYOAs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:14:49 2016 No.15521828 >>15521824 Yes but it's the only one I care about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:14:54 2016 No.15521830 >>15521814 The guessing game thing was also idiotic, but otherwise I think the other anon has it covered. Whatever man, stop attentionwhoring and either write something or don't. Don't make me summon bummer, man from the ether.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:16:39 2016 No.15521836 >>15521814 Spamming the "maus" meme for months was annoying as fuck and your gimmick of posting about mice endlessly could have been done a lot less. But the new nerdhound thing is more annoying anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:16:53 2016 No.15521837 >>15521814 You're still around? Good to know. Now go and write a mouse x jinko x anon threesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:17:44 2016 No.15521839 >>15521837 >no Mantis BOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:19:42 2016 No.15521844 >>15521814 >an old writefag comes back >all he does is attention whore like a cunt. I wasn't really a fan of your stuff anyway, but this makes you a complete faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:20:44 2016 No.15521847 >>15521839 Foursome? That works too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:21:45 2016 No.15521851 >>15521844 That's not really attention whoring, someone mentioned him completely unprovoked and he responded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:23:51 2016 No.15521855 >>15521814 You never wrote a sequel to Faggot Wars

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:23:56 2016 No.15521856

I want to try writing again, but what to write?

>Write the thing the thread might like, then hate
>Write the thing the thread will hate
>Write the thing the thread will /really/ hate
>Write the thing the thread might like, but that isn't lewd
>Rewrite the things the thread may or may not hate depending on their preference for loli

Decisions, decisions...

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:24:23 2016 No.15521859

>>15521851
>Remind me of more of my horrible mistakes anon. DO IT!

This isn't attention whoring to you? Then what is? It's also super suspicious that a spoiler text post asked about him, then he suddenly turned out to be here to discuss things in another spoiler text post.
Almost like he was the one asking about himself, no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:24:47 2016 No.15521861 Do we actually have any guys without any drama attached outside of the usual? It seems like there's about 6 people still liked and then is a bunch of hate and nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:25:08 2016 No.15521862 >>15521856 How about you write the thing you like and can live with having written? >>15521859 Yeah, sure. And Alp and Moose and Historianon all brought themselves up too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:26:07 2016 No.15521867 >>15521859 Not really and you're probably paranoid about him bringing himself up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:27:23 2016 No.15521875 >>15521859 No, it actually is suspicious and I remember him doing stuff like this in the past. >>15521861 Plenty of writefags are either liked or not even talked about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:27:30 2016 No.15521876 >>15521856 Quicksilver? Whoever you are, write what you want to write except the one you know the thread will really, 100% despise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:28:01 2016 No.15521878 >>15521861 Thunderbrother is without drama, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:28:14 2016 No.15521879 File: 184 KB, 643x650, That moment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521861 >tfw you're part of the nothing. sometimes I ask myself what Im doing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:28:20 2016 No.15521880 >>15521861 Generally, the no drama guys don't get brought up much unless their actual stories are being discussed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:28:32 2016 No.15521881 >>15521862 >>15521867 >tell me more about myself to stoke my ego! Isn't attention whoring to you then. Huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:29:47 2016 No.15521884 >>15521881 >getting shit flung on you is ego stroking Okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:30:42 2016 No.15521886 >>15521878 >>15521880 This. Thunderbrother is actually a good writer too. Otherwise, the writefags who get no hate are the ones who just post stories and that's it. They're the ones who don't try and make a cult of personality around themselves.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:30:47 2016 No.15521887

>>15521862
>>15521876
I like all my shitty ideas. The problem is just picking one, and sitting down to work something out on it.

>Quicksilver
Nah. Love his stuff though.

>>15521879
Eh, better to be among the nothing than the hated, no? At least this way we can delude ourselves into thinking there are a couple people out there who have enjoyed our shit, even if not enough to ever talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:31:09 2016 No.15521888 >>15521880 This. The acceptable ones don't relentlessly self-promote and namedrop themselves 24/7. There's a deep and wide pool of talent we have; that it is generally understated is a symptom that it is noncancerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:31:45 2016 No.15521890 >>15521878 He went TFT. But he never went all in there, and he quit writing shortly after when he finished that story so it didn't kick up as much shit as it would if he was still working on things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:33:45 2016 No.15521894 File: 261 KB, 1000x675, 1404111019358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521888 >The acceptable ones don't relentlessly self-promote and namedrop themselves 24/7. I don't think anyone does that, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:34:51 2016 No.15521899 You know what? I'm tired of this drama around bad/egotistical/alpanon writefags. I want to talk about the stuff we enjoy. I want ParkedBuggy and Abaggijawah back.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:35:48 2016 No.15521902

>>15521887
>I like all my shitty ideas. The problem is just picking one, and sitting down to work something out on it.
If in doubt, assign a number to each and roll a dice/random number generator. If you feel the need to reroll then you know that's not the one you want to do right now anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:36:39 2016 No.15521904 >>15521899 >bad/egotistical/alpanon What does this imply?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:38:19 2016 No.15521908 >>15521899 I wish PRW finished Spaceworm and I wish Penywise was more active and I wish Historianon finished Oomukadewhatchamacallit. I don't foresee any of those happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:38:52 2016 No.15521909 >>15521902 ...tha's not bad actually, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:40:15 2016 No.15521910 >>15521899 there has to be some one nowadays you like

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:40:36 2016 No.15521911 >>15521908 >I wish PRW finished Spaceworm Ah, how wonderful such a thing would be...

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:46:26 2016 No.15521923

>>15521894
> I don't think anyone does that, though.

Well, call me a tinfoil-hat-wearing shit, but back in 2014 - when all these monsters of history currently under discussion were still active - we were inundated with posts of "Hey guys X just posted a new chapter! XD This one's great!" followed by a bunch of anodyne "Great update", "10/10 best girl a cute" posts.

There were PROFOUND SUSPICIONS that there may have been astroturfing going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:47:07 2016 No.15521925 File: 287 KB, 792x1000, Spaceworm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521911 Shai a cute! A cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:48:31 2016 No.15521928 >>15521923 >but back in 2014 Irrelevant now, please stop this already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:50:38 2016 No.15521931 >>15521899 RS, Silent and Penywise are all still around and enjoyable. I'd love to have Harblador back though. Bollocks and Quicksilver are also enjoyable for me. Fuck the police, I actually enjoy most of the content we get.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:56:06 2016 No.15521942 >>15521925 Do the Spaceworm dance!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 06:57:42 2016 No.15521945 File: 831 KB, 557x568, 1393885060318.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521942

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:00:48 2016 No.15521950 >>15521945 Shake that sand! Woo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:05:55 2016 No.15521960 >>15521429 WHat did Bob do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:07:34 2016 No.15521963 >>15521960 Dicks on girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:09:22 2016 No.15521964 >>15521963 Oh anon. That is only the tip of the iceberg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:09:55 2016 No.15521966 >>15521963 On Monster Girls? No thanks! But otherwise it's your own preference Even if it makes you a disgusting Heretic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:11:09 2016 No.15521967 >>15521966 Yes, on Monster Girls. And thanks, I'll keep enjoying my boys with tits with your blessing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:13:08 2016 No.15521970 I wonder what energy drinks would do to a shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:14:38 2016 No.15521971 >>15521967 >And thanks, I'll keep enjoying my boys with tits with your blessing! Sure thing Anon, just don't try to corrupt our youth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:16:46 2016 No.15521975 >>15521970 >Pfft, this is meant to give you energy? >Here master, this will be much more effective. >I made it myself...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:17:43 2016 No.15521976 >>15521975 Not sure if I would want to drink my maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:18:44 2016 No.15521981 Salamanders a getting more attention, thats good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:32:57 2016 No.15522010 >>15521976 It's no more weird than drinking from a holst anon. Drink it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:56:10 2016 No.15522059 >>15522010 But holst milk isn't made of holst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 07:58:47 2016 No.15522065 >>15522059 Who said the drink was made out of shoggoth, it could be made of fruit or veg or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:04:29 2016 No.15522078 >>15521410 haven't hear do you before, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:06:04 2016 No.15522084 >>15521424 >That was the story that convinced me that Epic Sagas are a fucking waste of time. surely it wasn't THAT bad. >>15521429 oh boy I'll get the booze

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:07:07 2016 No.15522089 >>15521455 >http://pastebin.com/cb8qKrhs >2013 ohhh godddddd

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:16:44 2016 No.15522101
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>>15521489
What would you like me to change?

>>15521508
>>15521518
I never had a trip and I don't like using my name. I overused it after I got started and looking back it just looks bad. Basically everything I've written since early 2015 has been anonymously.

If you'd like me to prove it I can.

>>15521545
>when the original guy who actually knew how to do them was still around.
What's the "right way" then? We had this same controversy when I started buy nobody bothered to actually explain their grievances, even though I changed the style thrice.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:19:10 2016 No.15522105
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>thread talks about writefags they hate
>I'm included
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me. My armor is too thick. Anyone remember Living Armor? Me neither.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:23:22 2016 No.15522114 >>15522105 You're a hated writefag? Who are you then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:24:30 2016 No.15522120 >>15522114 I bet he's alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:25:44 2016 No.15522124 >>15522120 Some people liked alp though, quite a lot in fact. Was there some controversy I didn't see?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:25:57 2016 No.15522125

>>15522105
I want to have a two girl harem that consists of a Lich wearing a Living Armor.

No one else would be able to tell them apart when the armor takes control due to them both being kuu but as their husband I'd be able to tell through small things that no on else would notice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:27:04 2016 No.15522127 >>15522105 I like them. They're one of my favorite Undead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:30:17 2016 No.15522136 >>15522125 >Lich wearing a Living Armor TANYA STARK BUILT THIS THING IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 08:31:07 2016 No.15522137 >>15522105 I like her concept, but I don't really like her profile design.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:12:42 2016 No.15522209 Evil Wurm has kidnapped you and forced you to play Jumanji with her. Are you a bad enough dude to finish the game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:16:33 2016 No.15522213 >>15522209 Remind her that Robin is dead and sneak away while she's blinded by bitter tears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:18:03 2016 No.15522216 >>15522209 Sure. I'm sure evil wurm will save me if I'm in danger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:24:47 2016 No.15522221 >>15522137 Luckily the profile design is just a suggestion. Even when KC draws a given monstergirl the details are quite different between individuals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:25:06 2016 No.15522223 >>15521806 A few days ago I found a moth flying around my apartment and It seemed absolutely terrified. After a awhile I was able to release it outside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:25:57 2016 No.15522225 >>15522223 >scaring moths Spooky anon, please. You should clean your place up.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:26:24 2016 No.15522226

>>15522101
Not him, but the right way is concise and accurate, not a massive multi part list that takes forever to go through. You really weren't great at keeping to the original style that anons seemed to enjoy, and arguing with them only made them angrier at you towards the end.

If you're able to re-create the short yet informative re-caps recap anon did then I'm sure anons will be happy with the formula.
I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I'll agree with the other anons that you seemed to get a complex over it in the final days that didn't do you any favours with the thread's opinion. Avoid this and you're golden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:28:17 2016 No.15522233 File: 898 KB, 845x1200, 1467629971684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522221 True. Look at the recent Wyvern KC released. The only thing she has in common with the profile version is big boobs and the lizard bits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:39:32 2016 No.15522261 >>15522225 >You should clean your place up. I'll get around to it. Someday

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:51:50 2016 No.15522310 >>15522221 Yeah, I know that. But for me, the profile has to leave a pretty good image in order to be remebered. But i'm sure there are people who love her profile design.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:54:45 2016 No.15522319 File: 142 KB, 622x880, 1396101387173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up like a yesteryear's meme?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:57:52 2016 No.15522326 >>15522319 Out of all the old shit posted this thread, this one made me smile. It was like the Holst breastfeeding meme only not shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:58:17 2016 No.15522329 >>15522233 It's also nice to see monsters wearing something different than their profile attirement. Even though my waifu is a dragon, I liked the twin wurms design more than the dragon one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 09:58:56 2016 No.15522332 >>15522319 Here's a tenner, go buy yourself a yeti

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:08:02 2016 No.15522354 >>15522332 >buying Yetis for that cheap Nigga where do you live so I can send the cops there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:20:13 2016 No.15522383 >>15522209 >Bath's are way to small >these girl's will deafen you with their call >soft, fluffy and with a gentle nature >this lady has a different alure >Older men is who they hunt >enslave them they do, with their tight little cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:24:44 2016 No.15522394 File: 112 KB, 1240x992, 1432470176523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why aren't you guys turning monstergirls into kiss sluts right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:25:42 2016 No.15522398 >>15522394 because monster girls aren't real

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:29:35 2016 No.15522405 >>15522383 >Siren >Weresheep >Baphomet What do I win?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:30:08 2016 No.15522406 >>15522398 And they never will be, take notes here people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:39:29 2016 No.15522423 >>15522406 Which is a real shame, because between my shyness and cowardice plus the horror stories I've seen from friends and family, human women are not for me. I hope I live to see proper VR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:41:52 2016 No.15522433 >>15518077 What a gorgeous girl and she obviously knows it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:49:19 2016 No.15522449 A new MGQ patch is out >https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/ Praise be to Dargoth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:50:45 2016 No.15522453 >>15522449 But I played through MGQ years ago!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 10:54:16 2016 No.15522467 >>15522406 Vampires are very real. They just drain you of money, happiness and dreams instead of blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:04:06 2016 No.15522486 File: 2.95 MB, 1555x2175, 1452532617543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you want your sugar mommy to buy you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:08:05 2016 No.15522502 >>15522486 I dono. A new PC? Mine is getting a bit old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:09:51 2016 No.15522510 >>15522486 What do I have to do to earn it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:11:01 2016 No.15522515 >>15522486 Hardcover editions of Nausicaä, Gundam Origin and MW. Absolute editions of Sandman, library editions of Hellboy. Her dressed up in a slutty Santa suit when she gives them to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:11:48 2016 No.15522516 >>15522486 I dunno. I guess I could use a new wallet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:11:53 2016 No.15522517 >>15522486 A marriage ring, so I can give it back to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:11:53 2016 No.15522518 >>15522486 I don't need anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:12:01 2016 No.15522519 >>15522486 I just want her to spoil me while I cling to her arm as arm candy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:12:03 2016 No.15522520 >>15522510 I bet you have to give her a little bit of white and a little bit of red every now and again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:15:54 2016 No.15522526 >>15522405 >You really made a mayor blunder >solving riddles attracts them faster then thunder >From the dark they call their minions >even without eyes they can claim their dominion >out of sight, out of mind >rest is what you will never find

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:18:23 2016 No.15522531 >>15522486 A good PC for gaming and audio stuff. That's all I'm lacking materialistically at the moment, a sugar vamp would fulfil almost everything else I lack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:21:12 2016 No.15522538 >>15522105 >thread talks about writefags they hate >ctrl f name >0 results I must git gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:22:38 2016 No.15522539 >>15522538 You're not loved until you are hated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:23:20 2016 No.15522543 >>15522539 There is no such thing as bad publicity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:27:21 2016 No.15522551 >>15522486 A trip to to a place where we can spend time together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:30:51 2016 No.15522557 >>15522486 You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mom!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:35:19 2016 No.15522565 >>15522354 Toronto, where maple syrup and Yetis flow like fine wine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:40:06 2016 No.15522574 >>15522486 A ticket back to lithuania! And some vodka! Lots of vodka! And some cigars!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:48:10 2016 No.15522593 >>15522486 A straight razor, and a chart of the human anatomy with all major arteries labeled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:48:41 2016 No.15522594 File: 95 KB, 775x632, None of them will know what I am.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey kid, you ehhh, want to have some fun with this broad? Ain't she real pretty? All the fun you would want for 'bout two fitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:51:25 2016 No.15522604 >>15522594 And it was then I realized, that foul-mouthed Wock merchant was actually a five-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:52:41 2016 No.15522605 >>15522594 Two thirty five and it's a deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:54:19 2016 No.15522609 >>15520629 Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:55:37 2016 No.15522611 >>15522594 A wock tentacle shouldn't try to get human boys to fuck the wock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:57:32 2016 No.15522618 >>15522611 Why not? What other use would it have?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 11:59:56 2016 No.15522625

>>15522618
What if the Wock wants to be a serious business woman, or a dedicated artist, or just doesn't feel like raping someone right now?

Do you know how embarrassing it'd be if she went out trying to do serious business and her tentacles started licking some poor young boy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:00:49 2016 No.15522627 >>15522625 Girls have five mouths.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:04:55 2016 No.15522631 File: 272 KB, 848x1200, 1452175070739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nhihii~!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:07:22 2016 No.15522637 File: 47 KB, 550x223, 1453947605670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:09:29 2016 No.15522641 >>15522637 Eugh, Seaweed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:11:19 2016 No.15522644 What MG would be most accepting of my devout Christianity? Which would try to corrupt me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:13:40 2016 No.15522647 >>15522644 Valkyrie Alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:14:12 2016 No.15522648 >>15522644 Whoever is the natural enemy of the tanukis and would gladly whip them out of the temple So dragons I suppose

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:14:48 2016 No.15522649 >>15522644 They'll accept Jesus if Jesus accepts them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:15:55 2016 No.15522653 >>15522644 Dark priests would definetely try to convert you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:16:30 2016 No.15522655 >>15522486 Happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:16:47 2016 No.15522656 File: 49 KB, 222x414, JkzoS8p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522644 I can see conflicts happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:17:48 2016 No.15522659 >>15522644 What waifu would Jesus have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:17:49 2016 No.15522660 >>15522656 Pucci please, you filled your mouth with Dio's dick and you praised it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:18:02 2016 No.15522663

>>15522644
>Not taking Monster Girls to church with you
>Not watching the Anubis diligently make a schedule of Church Duties
>Not getting a Succubus a footstool so she can look through the window into the Church better
>Not assembling a choir of Siren singers to sing with soul
>Not slapping a Wock's tentacles away when they try to get more then one piece of cracker or juice
Church with Monster Girls would be difficult, but fun.

>>15522648
Woah now, look what happened to the last guy who trashed a Tanuki's merchant shop in a temple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:19:11 2016 No.15522664 >>15522659 Kejorou. Mary Magdalene was a whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:21:25 2016 No.15522672 File: 152 KB, 1000x1000, 1454972423753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522663 FUCKING TANUKIS GET THE FUCK OFF MY HOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:24:11 2016 No.15522675 >>15522672 Dragons have it rough. Thank god they have fire built in so it makes the burning more easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:25:37 2016 No.15522680 What do Dragons think of Trogdor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:26:34 2016 No.15522681 >>15522680 Same thing we think of Rambo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:27:02 2016 No.15522683 File: 553 KB, 1254x1771, 1459453374365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey kid, how much for a night?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:27:44 2016 No.15522685 >>15521274 I have already dedicated myself to fox mofu, I cannot be dissuaded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:27:57 2016 No.15522686 >>15522683 Whatever it's worth to you, auntie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:28:46 2016 No.15522689 >>15522644 Angel Demon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:28:50 2016 No.15522690 >>15522683 That depends on what type of service you want, ma'am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:31:37 2016 No.15522698 >>15522683 I would be pretty happy if a monster asked me that. Especially if she's of high class like a vampire, wight or dragon. Oh man, if a dragon asked me that I would go down on her before she even finished the sentence

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:32:35 2016 No.15522699
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So have any anons here tried Totally-Not-MGE Academy? Is it any good?

Shoggoth Sensei a cute. Chimera isn't all that bad either, though she still has those stupid huge animal-head pauldrons like in the MGE profile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:32:58 2016 No.15522703 >>15522690 She's had a long day, she probably wants everything. >>15522698 Wow, you're a slut for older monster girls huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:33:37 2016 No.15522706 >inb4 nice blogpost The pictures floating around of MGs drinking at a bar inspired me to apply to be a bartender. And I just had an interview for said job. I hope I get it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:34:01 2016 No.15522709 File: 2.12 MB, 1944x2917, 1410452909693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522698 Hey kid, what's a girl gotta do to get some special service around here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:34:59 2016 No.15522712 >>15522683 So you just assume I'm a whore? Wow, sexist much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:35:23 2016 No.15522714 File: 1.31 MB, 1016x761, Chimera-kun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522699 Seriously, look at those things. How can you do it with a girl knowing two giant goats heads right beside you are staring at you the whole time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:36:12 2016 No.15522716 >>15522706 Post some MGs drinking, we could always use more of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:36:32 2016 No.15522717 >>15522714 Bitch has decapitated Digimon heads glued to her shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:36:51 2016 No.15522720 >>15522706 Nice blog, I wish you luck in your new life as Moe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:46:33 2016 No.15522743 >>15521599 Bit late, but what would happen if I posted that I think Lilims are cute and wouldn't mind marrying one? Especially a nerdy one who'd be into video games?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:48:07 2016 No.15522748 >>15522703 Damn right I am. The haughtier they are, the harder I lust for them, bonus points if they are powerful. >>15522709 Take me and you have any special service you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:49:08 2016 No.15522753 Friendly reminder that daughterus deserve the best dicking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:50:08 2016 No.15522757 >>15522753 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:50:26 2016 No.15522758 >>15522753 >Dicking daughterus meem Never dick the daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:53:24 2016 No.15522768 >>15522683 ...10 an hour. Just, let's get this over with. Fuck this economy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:56:27 2016 No.15522783 File: 959 KB, 1200x1600, 37787442_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:57:42 2016 No.15522785

>>15522768
I was about to say you're pretty cheap. Then I remebered that I would do it for free for a classy monster girl. Why do I have to be such a slut? I want a monster girl to take me and make me hers so hard that I'll never think about other girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:58:34 2016 No.15522790 >>15521726 >one guy writes stories where monstergirls kill men during sex as gruesomely as possible To be fair, manyeyed has been around for almost a decade.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 12:59:18 2016 No.15522791

>>15522783
>You'll never be the husband of the Pharaoh's Sphinx advisor.
>You'll never have a big litter of adorable daughterus with her.
>You'll never take care of them while she's at work.
>You'll never have to deal with the fact that your wife's great grandmother is a Cheshire Cat and your daughterus inherited some Cheshire traits.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:01:00 2016 No.15522795
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Let's all just take a moment to listen to the Silent Hill soundtrack and think about how nice it would be if we could bring our subconsciousness to life and get proactively dated by it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:01:57 2016 No.15522799 >>15522790 MEH at least has some writing chops though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:02:06 2016 No.15522802 >>15522758 >Anon refuses to fuck his Dark Elf daughter >It sends her into a spiral of depression and self harm Good job.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:07:05 2016 No.15522818

>>15522785
I doubt any monstergirl would want busted goods like me anon. You've already got an advantage.

>>15522802
>Not giving her a pep talk about not adhering to old outdated traditions and making her own way.
>Not reminding her that you've been sleeping with her mother long enough that you wouldn't be very reactive to her techniques anyway.
>Not encouraging her to go find someone fresh to lovingly bully at school.
You're a shit father famiglia.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:11:53 2016 No.15522832

>>15522699
>>15522714

I have to admit that the profile picture/design would be great if it wasn't for the pauldrons but really, Chimaeras as a whole don't seem fit for us since they require to make OCs and we kind of stigmatise that

If someone came in saying that his waifu is a Chimaera made out of a Lilim, a Pharaoh, a Ryu and a Wight, I think the thread's reaction would be very negative

The Japanese love them though, if I recall correctly they are in the top 15 girls with the most stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:13:00 2016 No.15522835 >>15522818 What advantages do I have? Being a virgin and submissive to powerful older girls? We all have our worths, Anon. You shouldn't price youself so lowly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:13:27 2016 No.15522836 >>15522699 Where would I find this game and is it translated? That's the real question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:14:28 2016 No.15522840 >>15522832 >we kind of stigmatise that Emphasis on "kind of" it seems. Like if it's actually a legit shitty OC it gets rightfully shat on but most write- and drawfags seem to do a decent job at getting away with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:15:43 2016 No.15522843 >>15522835 I think $10 an hour is a good price for someone like me. Just hope they don't notice the fact that my eyes aren't cold, just sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:16:51 2016 No.15522847 >>15522835 I forgot to mention. >What advantages do I have? Being a virgin and submissive to powerful older girls? Yes. Also you still have your smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:17:02 2016 No.15522848 >>15522843 You're going to get a lot of yetis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:26:28 2016 No.15522867 >>15522848 My cheap price would probably make me popular with Tanukis too. I wonder how they'd react to finding me on a winter day covered in snow and nearly dead because let's face it I'd be living in a box in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:27:14 2016 No.15522869 Which two gray haired ladies would make the best MG versions of Statler and Waldorf?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:29:04 2016 No.15522875

>>15522869
A Baphomet who refused to be changed into a Loli when the Demon Lord came to power and an old scarred Dragon who's been alive twice as long as the Demon Lord.
They don't really care about sex or anything, they're old as fuck and generally enjoy telling bad jokes and being kind and grandmotherly more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:30:41 2016 No.15522883 >>15522875 Just how I like my acts - medium. It certainly wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done! DOHOHOHO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:34:45 2016 No.15522895 >>15522683 If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:34:58 2016 No.15522897
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Uh oh anon! 2017 has happened and half the world's population accidentally blew up because of it!

Worse yet, all the MGs can't understand a word you're saying because of the language barrier!

Will you band together with other anons to create a band so you can woo the good MG waifus with the power of the universal language that is music?

I mean I won't since I'll be going full Chopin / Billy Joel mode but maybe other anons will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:36:27 2016 No.15522902 >>15522897 As someone who has a good head for languages, I'm down with learning their tongues. Besides, one should never underestimate BODY LANGUAGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:36:43 2016 No.15522906 >>15522897 I have zero musical talent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:42:14 2016 No.15522928 File: 506 KB, 1200x1074, 1461069652269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want to to cuddle with my waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:43:14 2016 No.15522931 File: 2.91 MB, 1797x1250, Osiimi-chan (1.5) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522928 I want my waifu to cuddle me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:43:23 2016 No.15522932 >>15522897 Is language really necessary? I mean, it's kind of hard to talk with a woman sitting on your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:46:03 2016 No.15522941 >>15522902 >>15522906 >>15522932 I said good MGs. Not Beelzebubs and shit that are content with easy shenanigans.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:46:14 2016 No.15522943

>>15522932
You know, all we have to do is have someone take the plunge and let a Mindflayer fuck them.
Then the Mindflayer can learn how to speak our language from them and help implant the knowledge into other Mindflayers who in turn can implant it to other monstergirls.
Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:46:41 2016 No.15522945 >>15522897 I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever. Seriously, I nearly failed music class in elementary school because I'm that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:47:06 2016 No.15522947 >>15522941 >leaning languages with Hakutaku-sensei >easy shenanigans Out! Out damned spot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:48:34 2016 No.15522951 File: 562 KB, 2849x2826, FULL CENSOR Kej Illust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522931 also good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:48:56 2016 No.15522952 >>15522928 >>15522931 I want my waifu to bring back my smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:49:10 2016 No.15522953 >>15522867 You're getting adopted and hugged in front of her fireplace

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:49:11 2016 No.15522954 >>15522947 >Finding a Hakutaku-sensei This isn't Pokemon Go anon, they aren't everywhere. >>15522945 I guess you could learn to dance or sing then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:50:03 2016 No.15522962 >>15522954 Hakutaku-sensei, Professor Lich, Nerd Tengu, Anubis-senpai, there's plenty of options.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:51:09 2016 No.15522966 >>15522952 How would you want her to do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:51:49 2016 No.15522970 >>15522953 By who? And why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:52:17 2016 No.15522971 >>15522941 I can do something else. But not sing or play an instrument.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:52:56 2016 No.15522976 >>15522971 You can dance on a pole then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:54:19 2016 No.15522982 >>15522976 I'm not that good looking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:54:20 2016 No.15522983 >>15522970 Both of them, but be wary of mysterious invoices from the tanuki after you go home with her and the yeti

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:54:37 2016 No.15522985 >>15522962 >Lists a bunch of rare monsters For the love of Ilias anon, you're going to get stuck with a crappy Succubus or worse an Alp. Just get in the van, it's time for band practice.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:56:10 2016 No.15522992

>>15522985
>or worse an Alp
How is that worse? Alps have to start off as people, and therefore knowing human languages. Turning into Alps would grant them magic powers, including the power to translate.
Yes. Alps are the key.
Give me the Other Van, I'm going to look for some Alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:56:52 2016 No.15522995 >>15522954 Dancing and singing are also no good. I'll just stand off to the side and pretend I don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:57:44 2016 No.15523000 >>15522992 Except you know, the whole fact that you're fucking an ex-dood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:58:18 2016 No.15523005 >>15523000 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:58:27 2016 No.15523007 >>15522983 >That spoiler Why should I be? And why would they care enough about a busted hooker like me to save my life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:58:35 2016 No.15523009 >>15522992 Will you go looking for alps in the Alps?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:59:04 2016 No.15523012
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>>15522992
Alps wouldn't be able to translate the MG language for you, they'd only be able to speak English.

Here's the keys to "that" van though, it should attract Alps to you fairly well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 13:59:20 2016 No.15523014 >>15523009 I've been there, only found cows back then. Cows roaming the wilds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:00:22 2016 No.15523020 >>15523012 Don't worry anon, I'll wash the back after I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:00:28 2016 No.15523021 >>15523007 You will be billed for rent, food, each warm hug, and cold removal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:02:22 2016 No.15523026 >>15523021 You say that, but I'd bet that Tanuki has ulterior motives for that. >"There, you're in debt to me now. You owe me money." >"S-so don't go dying before you can pay me back..."

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:02:37 2016 No.15523028
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>>15523014
We're driving to the Alps.

I got a good feeling we'll have some Holstaurs, Were-Sheep goats, and Crow Tengu's.

Not sure how to woo that last one but the other two should be easier.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:03:34 2016 No.15523034

>>15521730
>>15521699
To be fair I'm one of the most self-deprecating sacks of shit to have ever tried writefaggotry who only joined TFT to get more exposure. That and I doubt anything more than a Devil Bug would care if my liver went into shutdown because I've been drinking Tennessee Honey like water for the past several minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:04:19 2016 No.15523039 >>15523028 The thing about Crow Tengus is that you gotta grab an Alp and make out with it. They're huge fujos, so they'll find it irresistible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:06:28 2016 No.15523049 >>15523039 That sounds hot Do you think you can make good money making out with reverse trap alps for fujos monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:06:32 2016 No.15523050 >>15523039 All right, since that's out of the question, we'll bring this >>15522992 >>15523020 gaylord with us so he can attract the Tengus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:06:51 2016 No.15523055 >>15522897 What kinds of monsters can I charm with my violin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:07:38 2016 No.15523060 Why do Alps bring in the biggest faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:07:41 2016 No.15523061 >>15523055 Vampires, Wights, Dhampir and other high class monstergirls love that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:07:46 2016 No.15523063 >>15523055 I would assume Devils.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:08:03 2016 No.15523065 >>15523049 I don't know but I intend to try. >>15523050 Sweet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:08:19 2016 No.15523067 >>15523055 Devils always appreciate a good violin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:08:23 2016 No.15523068 >>15523028 Like a lot of anons here, Crow Tengu have little experience with the opposite sex, so just pay them attention and say lots of nice things about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:08:39 2016 No.15523070 >>15523055 Literally any of them. Barring maybe a Zambo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:09:22 2016 No.15523072 >>15523028 That poor Holst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:09:37 2016 No.15523076 >>15523055 Vampires and Wights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:10:58 2016 No.15523083 >>15523063 He said violin, not a fiddle you damn yank

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:12:06 2016 No.15523087 >>15523083 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiddle It's time to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:17:21 2016 No.15523103 >>15523034 Bollocks, please. You've made some fine greentexts lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:17:44 2016 No.15523105 >>15523039 >You will never have "(You)xAlp" fanart drawn by monstergirl shippers Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:20:40 2016 No.15523114 File: 120 KB, 534x804, Holstaurus post Holy Chocolate Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523072 She gets better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:20:55 2016 No.15523115 Going to be rewatching Marble Hornets all night, someone write Slenderwoman stuff.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:23:10 2016 No.15523119
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>all those previous posts talking about good/bad/the ugly writefags
>not mentioned once
Well, it's not like crude stories written by a self deprecating person will be more memorable than stories written by someone who causes a shitstorm or sperges in response to reviews.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:24:30 2016 No.15523122 >>15523114 I love happy endings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:24:33 2016 No.15523123 >>15523061 >>15523070 >>15523076 And I was talking about giving myself for vampires, wights and dragons earlier. Looks like I'm gonna score big.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:28:16 2016 No.15523131 >>15523119 If you needed direction, you would be directed. Stay the course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:28:55 2016 No.15523136 File: 83 KB, 706x538, fries.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523119 >Mrs. Freeze I don't think my heart could take it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:30:46 2016 No.15523143 >>15523136 Poor guy just wanted his waifu back. Is that really such a crime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:30:55 2016 No.15523144 >>15520459 Isn't the opposite of this the premise for some writefaggotry? I feel like I've read it before, but I have no idea who wrote it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:31:23 2016 No.15523148 >>15523119 >MFW I'm the one that did the original post Latenight drew that to I was listening to Farewells from Batman Beyond, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:31:27 2016 No.15523149 >>15523136 Yes. It would move me to tears, if I still had tears left to shed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:31:37 2016 No.15523150 >>15523143 Well no, but all the murders and thefts were.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:32:18 2016 No.15523154 >>15523119 I wasn't mentioned either. Which I'm going to take as a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:32:38 2016 No.15523156 >>15522486 Some fertility drugs

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:37:16 2016 No.15523180

>>15523136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXsii4XRYUg
>Yuki-Onna scientist
>Keeping her husband on ice
>Gets arrested after committing several murders and public damage since they tried to take him from her, gets locked up
>They only give her a small frame picture, the glass permafrosting as she holds onto it
"I've failed you... I wish there was another way for me to say it... But I cannot. I can only pray, pray that you can hear me and forgive me... In a place where a warm hand waits for mine."
>There's ice on it from her lips pressing into the glass of the picture's frame when the guard finds her, tears frozen to her face on her bunk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:37:56 2016 No.15523184 >>15523150 Semantics

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:38:47 2016 No.15523188 File: 460 KB, 1800x2250, 1462810908269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] !

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:38:51 2016 No.15523189 >>15523150 I can't condemn him. Can you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:39:20 2016 No.15523193 >>15523188 THICCER

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:39:54 2016 No.15523196 >>15523188 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:40:48 2016 No.15523202 File: 385 KB, 1800x2250, feoVYif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523188 Why's she just standing around? My face isn't going to suffocate itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:41:46 2016 No.15523209 File: 417 KB, 2290x1041, life is paved with hard choices and decisions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522683 >>15522867 >>15522976

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:44:02 2016 No.15523217

>>15523188
>>15523202
I want to go to Pandemonium with her for the weekend so we can fuck for a solid month or two and only have a few days pass!
Pandemonium Cabanas would probably be a hot vacation destination for newlyweds, married couples, and new couples alike!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:46:34 2016 No.15523224 >>15523209 All that money, wasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:47:22 2016 No.15523226 Hey, MGE Wiki guy who talks to the Japanese. I've been wondering something. Where do the Japanese MGE fans go to talk about MGE? I mean, we have the wiki, Redux and a few other forums, and finally here. But where do they talk about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:47:39 2016 No.15523227 >>15523209 No! I might be a bum on the streets whoring myself out to whatever girl will throw a few bucks at me, but I'm not gonna dance like some showgirl for her. I have standards!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:48:18 2016 No.15523229 >>15523209 Anon is worth 10 tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:48:57 2016 No.15523234 >>15523227 Come on, dance you boyim. Dance for all those old faceless monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:49:12 2016 No.15523236 >>15523226 >we

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:50:18 2016 No.15523243 >>15523236 I meant we as in just the english MGE fans as a whole.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:52:45 2016 No.15523252

>>15522832
I'd actually enjoy writing a Chimera story if people wouldn't throw a tiff about her not having the dragon and goat pauldrons. I get that defeats the whole purpose of being a Chimera since three heads and snek tail but holy shit, she looks like fucking Omnimon in MGE.

That of course, would require me actually writing instead of bitching about lack of drive but that's another story for another day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:52:58 2016 No.15523253 >>15523243 >english

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:54:22 2016 No.15523261 >>15523226 That's actually a good question I'm guessing 2ch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:55:35 2016 No.15523266 >>15522233 You like big titties don't you, Squidward?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:56:37 2016 No.15523271 >>15523119 People say nice things about be when my crap turns up, so its nice that im on the positive side of average

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 14:58:33 2016 No.15523279 >>15522526 Sphinx Shoggoth? Nightmare

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:02:21 2016 No.15523289 >>15523271 Who are you then if your so confident in being liked?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:03:35 2016 No.15523291
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>>15523154
I take it as a good thing too, but at least one person remembering Joe the Teacher, MGK, or that other thing eould have been nice.

Oh well, I'll just work on profiles a bit later for crap. Have something I doodled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:05:05 2016 No.15523298 >>15522753 But then you get daughteru daughterus, and you get stuck in an infinite cycle till all you do all day is daughteru dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:05:44 2016 No.15523302 >>15523291 Please never stop drawing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:07:51 2016 No.15523305 >>15523209 The lower right expression on that Tanuki deserves its own reaction image in all honesty.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:08:13 2016 No.15523307

>>15523289
Beast
"Liked" may be little strong for here. "appreciated" maybe, or "Tolerated" but as far as I know people stopped hating me last year.

Fuck, I just remembered its almost a year that I started coming to these threads and Im fucking 24 on Wednesday
Where did the fucking time go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:09:57 2016 No.15523311 >>15523291 Why is wyvern in the trash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:10:05 2016 No.15523312 >>15523291 That's crazy mean yo. You should put her on a golden throne so she could feels special.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:11:41 2016 No.15523316 File: 152 KB, 1324x685, what will you do if they request you epona's song.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523055

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:12:20 2016 No.15523319 >>15523279 was going for batgrills

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:13:26 2016 No.15523324 >>15523291 What about HEART

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:14:11 2016 No.15523327 >>15523319 Oh, I and everyone else forgot about werebats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:16:51 2016 No.15523330 >>15523327 Tiny little fruitbat daughteru clinging to your back as you go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:17:04 2016 No.15523331 >>15523307 >Im fucking 24 on Wednesday Working to become a wizard, eh beast?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:17:06 2016 No.15523332 >>15523316 Why would cows request Epona's song?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:19:15 2016 No.15523342 >>15523332 Because it comes from a girl who gives you milk. Centaurs would request it because they want you to mount the- be your mount.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:21:31 2016 No.15523346 >>15523330 >daughteru squeaking to see your broad back and feel save

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:21:54 2016 No.15523347 >>15523331 Only if it involves gnome. 30 can fuck itself till I reach that age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:22:22 2016 No.15523348 >>15523055 >>15523316 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttR5s-pwrcQ Played from a guitar but you get the idea. Spanish Minotaurs yo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:23:14 2016 No.15523350 >>15523316 They're both so cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:24:02 2016 No.15523351 >>15523316 I can play a flute too, it's like a bigger ocarina. R-right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:25:01 2016 No.15523354 >>15523350 All cows are cute, but you have to be careful because that's how they lure you in, next thing you know you've been paizurid.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:25:28 2016 No.15523357

>>15523119
Many writefags aren't mentioned in these situations. This is because they're either dormant or just post their work and leave it at that. The only ones who get hate are the ones who think they should be thread celebrities, cause drama, or those with fucked up fetishes.

Of course, there are some writefags who keep getting mentioned for all the right reasons, like Captain, Peny, Thunder and Lantern. Those guys can make interesting characters and settings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:30:05 2016 No.15523368 >>15523266 I do indeed love big tits. I'm not sure why, but I find them hypnotic and just want them pressed against my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:31:39 2016 No.15523372 >>15523291 I remember Joe. And the arena. And the kindergarten. You were never a major writefag to the thread for some reason, Chowder, but I remember.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:33:10 2016 No.15523377 >>15523347 I reached that age recently. My powers are yet to manifest themselves, but I think I'll go for time magic when they do. I have much to undo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:33:22 2016 No.15523378 File: 226 KB, 850x1200, 1464494537586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15522233 >no big-tittied older sister type Wyvern will ever force you to sit in her lap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:33:24 2016 No.15523379 >>15523354 Cows wouldn't do something so lewd out of nowhere! They're pure girls that want a nice man to hold them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:34:48 2016 No.15523382 >>15523378 sit on* Though I guess sitting in her lap is where she has both thighs on either side of your waist.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:40:44 2016 No.15523404

>>15523379
That's what they'd like you to think, but those cowgirls are the perfect machine of fucking, they act all sweet and innocent, to the point where even I sometimes think that's just how they are, but that's what makes them so dangerous, they're extremely good at being good, kind, gentle, and sweet, then when you're close, that's when they reveal their lewd side and you both end up with a full belly, hers of your semen, yours of her milk.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:41:29 2016 No.15523405
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>>15523357
Captain became a family man, Thunder actually has experience writing in college and in other mediums, Lantern is okay if you get past the time he wanted people to pay him for stories as "commissions", because clearly we should do that for content that doesn't really take as much effort (at least imo) that drawfaggotry and colour theory does. Penywise is a cool guy.

I mean for the writefaggots who're still around that I like or have liked reading RS is still pretty damned enjoyable, Silent_II is okay in my book, fucking Harblador needs to come back since he's the better of two resident abominationfaggots... Ugh... Losensis is pretty fun. I miss Tarrek and his /fit/ girls, Seafoam needs to FUCKING HURRY UP, MR. MARTIN. THE THIRST IS HERE.

Kind of ambivalent about Serpent in Zion guy, could care less about Anonymoose outside of his outstanding resilience and endurance when writing that trainwreck of a saga of his... and I guess Aftyn has the potential to be okay if he's not being a meme fetish shitlord with NTR and bestiality.

Alp get's a gold star just because he's the cutest little snow mongolian who attention whores in the whole wide world and at least gets some respect because everybody knows black dragons and red dragons are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:45:37 2016 No.15523407 >>15523405 Okay, can you fill me in as to why a Dragon is "chatting" with a Death Korps Infantryman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:47:38 2016 No.15523410 >>15523404 I refuse to believe you, Holstaur's would never do something so lewd. Now those slutty Minotaurs, they seem like the kind of girls to do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:49:00 2016 No.15523413 >>15523407 He's been traveling around taking pictures for some reason, the dragon is giving him directions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:50:05 2016 No.15523415 File: 567 KB, 800x450, 1435455636175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how often Miia needs to lotion her tail It would be nice to give her a nice deep lotion massage a couple times a week to take proper care of her tail

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:50:55 2016 No.15523420

>>15523405
>Silent
>RS
>Harb
>Seafoam
I like you, anon. I agree. Silent is especially underappreciated here. He writes the best random one shots here but rarely ever gets a mention for some reason.

The Lanternon thing was ages ago and was a single post that he retracted in that same thread. I don't get how people hold that against him when you get writefags who cause larger scale drama who get forgiven for it the next thread by most anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:53:11 2016 No.15523426 >>15523410 I warned you anon, I warned you about the cowgirls so don't hold me responsible when you become a dad, gonna have to take responsibility yourself.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:53:52 2016 No.15523429

>>15523405
>Anonymoose outside of his outstanding resilience and endurance when writing that trainwreck of a saga

I also forgot the mention, I agree with this totally. The guy has incredible tenacity and staying power but clearly is making this shit up as he goes along and the story is suffering horribly for it. If only he made the characters consistent and didn't keep making out Laven's fucked up actions to be heroic and the villains all baby eating evil he'd be getting somewhere.

On the plus side, he commissions some amazing art, so it isn't all bad.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:53:53 2016 No.15523430

>>15523420
I don't hold it against him, it's just something I remember most about him because to be completely honest I haven't read his works. I'm sure that outside of that one incident he's a pretty nice guy and fun author. Also:

You're not allowed to like me. I'm the devil's advocate who dances in the pale moonlight with Her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:57:44 2016 No.15523438 >>15523429 I haven't read the moose saga since the baphomet joined (list thing I remember was him almost hanging a old lady after a fight with a giant, I could be wrong)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 15:58:47 2016 No.15523441 >>15523377 Like what exactly?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:00:55 2016 No.15523448

>>15523430
You should read his stuff. Lanternon is pretty damn good an actually made me want to try writefagging in the first place.

He still has some issues though, the first stories ending was a bit rushed, the villain was easier to sympathize with than the hero, and the way it was written as Val's thoughts means you don't get the full picture of what's actually going on without looking very carefully sometimes. The guy is too pro-monster to see how fucked up his situation really is.

The newer story of his also suffers from this but in the opposite way. It's obvious Victor is missing some important information here and there, but this time the character has an anti-monster bias so that stuff is ignored in his narration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:02:11 2016 No.15523453 >>15523441 Well for one being 30 on the monstergirl thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:02:25 2016 No.15523454 >>15523405 Lets get your opinion on the new-er guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:03:10 2016 No.15523462 >>15523415 It wouldn't her any good to have her tail dry out or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:03:11 2016 No.15523461 >>15523454 Name a few and I'll tell you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:04:22 2016 No.15523466 >>15523438 Not the guy you're talking to, but I also dropped it at that point. The MCs had done some messed up shit throughout the story, but I reminded myself it was all to survive, but then that happened and I just thought the MC was an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:04:24 2016 No.15523467 >>15523461 I don't really know any. That's why I asked you. Something new to read.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:05:06 2016 No.15523468 >>15523454 We don't need to hew about the new blood, most of the are too infrequent to form a opinion

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:06:08 2016 No.15523474 >>15523467 Oh, I just catch bits and pieces and if I like it I'll give it a comment. I don't always see who wrote it because 4chan X and this fucking embed shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:09:13 2016 No.15523487 >>15523468 It's not like I want people to shit on them, we just hear only about old writefags and nothing about newer ones. I just want to read something new, and don't know who are considered the "new blood"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:10:44 2016 No.15523496 >>15523487 I don't really know about any new writefags. Do we even have any? I know some older guys show up now and then, but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:12:21 2016 No.15523506 >>15523466 It sucks that here, MGU and TFT all have a ongoing salamander story and I don't really like any of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:14:34 2016 No.15523512 >>15523506 I don't think I've heard of any salamander stories mind sharing a few?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:14:47 2016 No.15523515 >>15523496 I haven't been paying much attention, but from where I'm standing, beast is the newest one of any note.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:15:45 2016 No.15523516 Which matters more to a Yeti amount of hugs or length of hug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:16:26 2016 No.15523519 >>15523516 Length and frequency

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:17:36 2016 No.15523521 >>15523332 http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Epona's_Song > Playing this song will reminds them of the pasture, making them produce milk, which they will give to Link if he has an empty bottle to store it in. I hope that clarifies it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:17:41 2016 No.15523522 >>15523516 Both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:18:32 2016 No.15523529 There is nothing cuter than a monster girl teaching her daughter how to kiss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:19:43 2016 No.15523532 >>15523521 I don't mind that this yielded the Malon lactation stuff we still see to this day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:20:12 2016 No.15523535 >>15523516 Style of hug, adding back rubs and daki style cuddling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:21:10 2016 No.15523538 >>15523506 The only thing that holds me back from writing a Salamander story is I only really have one story premise for one, it'd be non-smut and it involves a retired adventurer

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:21:43 2016 No.15523541

>>15523512
>/mgt
As mention earlier theirs the moosesaga In which the first girl in Lavens harem is a salamander mercenary
Beast also has a one shot of I can remember

>MGU
theres salamander days, where a person is reincarnated as a salamander and and travels with a lizard girl and a knight.
there's also a shitty one shot that ties into a praxis story

>TFT
Fire lake has a bisexual salamander, so there's that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:21:56 2016 No.15523542 >>15523529 That's what shota childhood friends are for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:23:52 2016 No.15523546 >>15523538 Go for it anon. Cutes are as good as lewds in my book (or barring that, just write a good story, that works too)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:26:17 2016 No.15523555 >>15523546 i dont even read lewds anymore, i just want my heart to be warmed

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:27:13 2016 No.15523558

>>15523515
Beast isn't new as such.
In terms of content, I like his stuff but the guy has serious issues with spelling and grammar, to the point where it can make him look like a middle schooler sometimes.
He could also improve on his characters. They all seem so nonplussed over the weird shit happening to them no matter what the situation and the dialogue choices he makes don't help this at all. London is being invaded due to a magic E-mail and no one gives a fuck. If they do they give a fuck for a sentence or two before just going along with everything.

All I can recommend to him is reading more and keep practicing his writing. He's got some interesting ideas but his practical skill needs a ton of work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:27:16 2016 No.15523559 What happens when a monster's childhood friend is sickly and can't have fun with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:28:25 2016 No.15523562 >>15523559 He tells her to find someone else to play with that can keep up with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:29:18 2016 No.15523565 >>15523559 She probably asks for permission to stay with him and take care of him. Loli monstergirl taking care of shota, cute as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:29:24 2016 No.15523567 >>15523506 Salamanders are potentially great but all their stories have them as bloodthirsty killers so far. I either end up hating the characters or roll my eyes at the edgier stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:29:49 2016 No.15523569 >>15523546 >Or just write a good story, that works too. I'd have to read more first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:31:59 2016 No.15523573 >>15523558 Sometimes I think Beast is that "Idea bucket" anon we kept having a while back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:32:52 2016 No.15523575 File: 520 KB, 851x1170, 56861906_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel as though most monster girl settings could be improved with more sweaters. Those lilim need to wear more clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:33:35 2016 No.15523580 >>15523575 How about sweaters without boob hoels

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:34:15 2016 No.15523584 >>15523573 Maybe. The guy really has a lot of nice story ideas, but unfortunately can't pull off the more advanced ones. I think the main issue is his characters and their dialogue. If he gets those down he'll improve significantly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:35:57 2016 No.15523592 >>15523580 What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:36:05 2016 No.15523593 >>15523515 What happened to Klaus? I enjoyed his stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:36:32 2016 No.15523597 >>15523558 Beast did mention at one point he was dyslexic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:38:18 2016 No.15523602 >>15523593 I forgot about him. To be honest, all I know about Klaus is his hard on for Peterdnzl. I was hoping for .Less stalker 2 but he's been disappointing on that angle so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:39:20 2016 No.15523606 >>15523597 I must have missed that, but it explains a decent amount.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:40:35 2016 No.15523609 >>15523597 I also remember him saying he doesn't like bringing it up because is a "Weak excuse for having shitty grammar"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:41:15 2016 No.15523616 >>15523593 Klaus? Isn't he one of the older ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:42:02 2016 No.15523618 >>15523593 The cycle, anon. The cycle. >new writefag posts once or twice a week >burns out in a month or two >shows up yearly or so to post a new chapter or story after this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:43:23 2016 No.15523624 >>15523593 He was here like a week ago saying he was writing something based in ManyEyedHydra's world or something.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:43:30 2016 No.15523625
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>>15523372
If I picked up speed on my one story I might be mentioned more in a negative fashion. I could also just do more MGK or get around to that story about a hero who became a rich dragon's butler after getting his ass whooped.

>>15523324

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:43:56 2016 No.15523627 >>15523558 >London is being invaded due to a magic E-mail and no one gives a fuck. If they do they give a fuck for a sentence or two before just going along with everything. That's a whole new level of chill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:44:28 2016 No.15523629 >>15523618 Free_Drinks reappeared to post a story, then disappeared into the abyss once more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:44:45 2016 No.15523631 >>15523616 No, you're thinking of Silbergermannamefuckiticantspellthatshit The guy who was writing a serious take on a Dhampir trying to assassinate her mother with a Tolkien style fellowship. Kluas is only a few months old in terms of writefagging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:44:53 2016 No.15523632 >>15523592 I like modest clothes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:45:34 2016 No.15523633 >>15523631 Silbershenackt I think was his name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:45:37 2016 No.15523634 >>15523625 >Those glasses >THE Heart She looks like a bad egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:46:56 2016 No.15523639 I want to befriend a vampire and dhampir

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:47:08 2016 No.15523640 >>15523405 >Harblador needs to come back Rough paizuri never ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:49:14 2016 No.15523647 >>15523597 >Googled dyslexic. I'm actually surprised he's still going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:50:11 2016 No.15523650 >>15523647 It's a rather sexy learning disability.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:51:30 2016 No.15523654 >>15523647 PRW has dyslexia IIRC, but it didn't impede him very much.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:52:40 2016 No.15523658

>>15523629
Yep. The cycle.
Plenty of "ded" writefags show up once every six months to a year and post something new, only to vanish once more.
Anon complains that we lack writefags, but we have loads, it's just that they now release content on geographical time scales.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:54:42 2016 No.15523662 >>15523654 I've never really cared for his writing, despite the thread going nuts over it, but I'd say from what I've seen that someone else proofread it for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:54:54 2016 No.15523663 >>15523609 >"Weak excuse for having shitty grammar" And he's right, still it does make sence that he can claim that he proof reads his stuff when it clearly looks like he's lying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:56:26 2016 No.15523667 >>15523639 As long as its not a mother daughter combo it could work

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:56:29 2016 No.15523668

>>15523291
>>15523372
>>15523625
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait

Are you MGK Anon? All those Monster Girl Kindergarten scenarios? You mean Ophy, and Jabberwock/Lilim Onee-sans, and the lonely Echidna teacher, and the sickly white lamia, and the bully P'Orc and Dark Elf with Timmy wearing a dress, and your lazy Alp Onee-san who just lounged around and drank beer, and the weird creepy Weresheep nurse?

I miss MGK, please bring it back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:57:44 2016 No.15523672 >>15523640 i believe he'll come back and then write more abomination stories for people since he's the only good one about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 16:58:53 2016 No.15523678 >>15523672 >more abomination stories I'd kinda like a story about one of them willow girls he thought up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:00:26 2016 No.15523681 >>15523558 How you make people give a fuck? (the undine one drove me nuts when it came to this issue)

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:01:54 2016 No.15523684

Sorry if it's already been mentioned but whatever happened to Teacher anon? The guy who wrote the little greentexts about being a single male teacher in a monster girl school, if it helps you remember he also smoked, pretty sure they were lucky strikes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:04:08 2016 No.15523690 >>15523558 How would you make people give a fuck? (the undine one drove me nuts when it came to this issue)

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:06:10 2016 No.15523695

>>15523684
Not around anymore from the looks of things. I only remember his dietrich story, which was a bit shit because the main characters kept brutally killing male side characters and their monstergirl friends just joined them happily for it. It just made everyone read like a sociopath.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:07:55 2016 No.15523699

>>15522226
>I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I'll agree with the other anons that you seemed to get a complex over it in the final days that didn't do you any favours with the thread's opinion. Avoid this and you're golden.
I'm not sure exactly how to respond to this as I never tried to be an attention whore, but I understand the main points of keeping it in one post and being concise, and I also understand the controversy that came about before I left.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:08:19 2016 No.15523700

>>15523690
Fear, suspicion, disbelief, government agencies.
It's possible that the series would get dark in a hurry this way, but handled well and it could still be fun and amusing. Just imagine the headache caused to a MIB style organization trying to contain this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:11:22 2016 No.15523711 File: 1.53 MB, 1425x1900, 1465123078687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gentle femdom from an older monster girl who sweeps you off your feet to romance you Yes or No?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:12:14 2016 No.15523720 >>15523695 I feel like that was part of the point. Why else would you have the juxtaposition of one character fighting for their life against human bandits, while the other is casually flirting with a monstergirl bandit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:12:26 2016 No.15523721 >>15523711 God yes. Is there neck kissing? There'd better be neck kissing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:12:46 2016 No.15523723 >>15523711 I'm really not turned on at all by femdom but if it makes her happy I'll humor her from time to time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:13:04 2016 No.15523724 >>15523711 YES But not with a Jabber.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:13:12 2016 No.15523725 >>15523711 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:14:16 2016 No.15523728 >>15523711 Hell yes. It's why I liked the setting in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:15:09 2016 No.15523729 >>15523700 >MIB style organization trying to contain this shit. I always carried the idea that the wizard had some spell that made everyone chill the fuck out. and that was the reason he didn't mind the exposure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:15:41 2016 No.15523733 >>15523720 True, but the way the monsters gave no fucks over their friends, males ones at that, being horribly butchered left a bad taste in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:17:30 2016 No.15523736 >>15523188 She's going to have to get lil thicker. I don't date Chesires unless their butts are so big they could cover my entire torso

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:17:54 2016 No.15523739 >>15523711 If she went through all the effort of romancing me of all people, then hell yeah. I'd be red as a cherry the whole time, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:18:16 2016 No.15523740 >>15523668 >bring it back Maybe. I'm pretty balls deep in another story, but I've learned that pastebin isn''t so bad on my phone as long as it's kept short. I doubt you want shorts, unless it's on a nice and firm monster booty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:19:43 2016 No.15523744 >>15523736 I like the way you think Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:19:56 2016 No.15523745 >>15523740 Has living in the woods given you a different outlook on writing? I bet you'd write some awesome nature scenes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:22:35 2016 No.15523754 >>15523700 I understand what you mean but I kinda like his fantasy london, Its not cringey like what MGC has kinda ended up as

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:24:16 2016 No.15523759 >>15523592 Good taste is what.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:25:55 2016 No.15523762

>>15523754
MGC is just a thread idea that originated from a Bob or YBA story about a Monstergirl run town.
The reason why you probably find it that way is because it's based around the original idea of monstergirl being rape machines so it naturally ended up being written as Detroit only with less rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:28:47 2016 No.15523770 >>15523762 It's dumb because if monstergirls acted that way they would be killed.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:29:46 2016 No.15523776

Since everyone's talking about writing, anyone else feel like there's a huge disconnect between their imagination and their ability to write?
My imagination and fantasies are ridiculously detailed and there's probably a billion different situations I want to create yet if I start typing the descriptions come across as bland as cardboard and then I get stuck on the first line of dialogue.

I swear if the portal ever opens I need to find a nice monster girl who knows how to write that I can bounce ideas off. I also need a bummer man for this whiny post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:29:57 2016 No.15523778 Anyone else in this thread watch or read Shokugeki no Soma? Because I want to see a Lich with Alice's personality and looks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:30:43 2016 No.15523780 >>15523770 >they would be killed >>>>

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:33:38 2016 No.15523786

>>15523776
>Since everyone's talking about writing, anyone else feel like there's a huge disconnect between their imagination and their ability to write?
>My imagination and fantasies are ridiculously detailed and there's probably a billion different situations I want to create yet if I start typing the descriptions come across as bland as cardboard and then I get stuck on the first line of dialogue.

Very much so, but I think it's the same for many people. If I could write in a way that accurately describes the stuff I imagine, I'd probably be a good writer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:35:38 2016 No.15523791 >>15523786 >If I could write in a way that accurately describes the stuff I imagine Same goes for drawing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:35:43 2016 No.15523792 >>15523754 What we need from the series is a antagonist. A guy who actually worries about london's changes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:37:32 2016 No.15523799 File: 487 KB, 1200x1693, image_15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523711 Both figuratively and literally the best kind of monstergirl romance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:38:40 2016 No.15523802 >>15523780 It's true. In stories like that humans really have no reason to keep the monstergirls around and uncontrolled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:39:46 2016 No.15523805 I want to escort a haughty, shortstack Himedere as her bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:40:11 2016 No.15523807 >>15523802 >Implying they can do anything against monstergirls

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:41:22 2016 No.15523811

>mfw someone mentions me and wonders where I went
>mfw another anon actually knows what I'm doing

g-Guys...
Yes, I'm working on a story based in M. E. H. H-space thing. No, it's not going to be full of death-rape. Yes, it's getting close to done. What should I work on after this one shot?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:41:29 2016 No.15523812

>>15523792
I think he tried that with Penny, but it was pretty anti-climactic.
other then that the only other pure antag was that Julie chick. but she was more a vengeance fuelled bitch than actually being against the monsters

So here's something, how would you make a antag for Beast's setting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:42:43 2016 No.15523815 What's up with KitSoviet these days?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:42:55 2016 No.15523817 File: 121 KB, 640x480, Dude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523776 Designated "bummer, man"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:44:48 2016 No.15523820 File: 454 KB, 799x799, 1466727164925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's a Mouse in my bed! And it's smug!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:45:28 2016 No.15523822 >>15523807 You could shoot them, or exploit them with laws, or not aid them in Earth at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:46:07 2016 No.15523823 >>15523822 Or you know Breed them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:47:11 2016 No.15523824 >>15523820 No, there's not. There's nothing in your bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:48:17 2016 No.15523829 >>15523823 Why? If they caused problems and raped men, nobody would want anything to do with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:48:32 2016 No.15523830 >>15523786 At least we've got our imaginations. I'd mimic the idea bucket guy but I fear that I'd come across like a douche telling people what to do or fail to get across why something is a good idea in one or two lines. >>15523817 Thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:49:54 2016 No.15523831 >>15523776 >>15523786 I can help you, If you'd like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:50:33 2016 No.15523834 >>15523829 Says you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:51:29 2016 No.15523835 >>15523820 I'll take her if you don't want her.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:53:00 2016 No.15523838

>>15523829
>Not strolling through areas where no other man dares to set foot
>Not all but forcing a friend to come with you one day
>Not laughing at him when he screams like a little girl as a trio of Manticores burst out of the foliage
>Not catching them with a giant smile on your face as they leap into your arms shouting "Daddy!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:53:10 2016 No.15523840 As long as she's my favorite MG

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:54:16 2016 No.15523845

>>15523812
>A religious fanatic who sees this as the end of days
>a government official/corporation who wants to monopolize magic
>any one of the UK's fringe far right political parties

The first two are his best bet. The third would be /pol/ bait, even if it's the most realistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:55:02 2016 No.15523848 >>15523834 Most people would hate monstergirls, especially if they acted the way they do in any of the "darker" MGC stories. Maybe Yetis and Kikimoras would be fine but not the rest of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:55:18 2016 No.15523850 >>15523831 Nah, I'd rather try and settle this myself. Thanks for the offer, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:55:28 2016 No.15523851 >>15523807 >muh invincible monsters k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:55:35 2016 No.15523852 >>15523845 I dunno, anon the first seems very likely. If shit like that came to light, you KNOW there'd be a third Great Awakening in the world.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:56:02 2016 No.15523854

>>15523776
>My imagination and fantasies are ridiculously detailed and there's probably a billion different situations I want to create yet if I start typing the descriptions come across as bland as cardboard
I know this feel.

I know this feel all too well.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:56:16 2016 No.15523855
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>>15523776
Nah, anon, I think everyone who's tried writing suffers from that at some point. That's the torment of any creative work I guess, knowing that what you make will never meet your vision. I don't know how much this will help, since everyone has a different way of writing, but here goes.

My method is to essentially force myself to write. I first make a very general outline of events and characters I want. After that, I make a first draft that's basically just me vomiting ideas onto a page. The grammar's terrible, dialogue stilted, as pacing is usually shoddy as all hell, but I just barrel through. At the very least, I have something to work with. If you've got a lot of ideas but can't put it to paper, then sometimes just writing first and revising later allows you to get more accustomed to the plot and characters on the page.

Of course, what works for me might not work for you. Writing can be a Sisyphean task at times, but the only way to get better is to keep writing and reading. I'm gonna stop since I'm sounding like a self-help book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:58:18 2016 No.15523857 >>15523822 /k/ommando pls, guns won't do shit against magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:58:45 2016 No.15523858 >>15523851 >muh invincible humans k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:59:40 2016 No.15523859 >>15523857 except for killing the magic user.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 17:59:47 2016 No.15523860 >>15523857 Most of them are just flesh and blood, but tougher then humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:00:29 2016 No.15523862 >>15523835 Please do Mr. Rat-catcher. I think there's more in my pantry, eating my snacks as well.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:04:13 2016 No.15523872

>>15523776
>My imagination and fantasies are ridiculously detailed and there's probably a billion different situations I want to create yet if I start typing the descriptions come across as bland as cardboard and then I get stuck on the first line of dialogue.
I'm on that boat. Imagination goes wild all the time yet I don't know how to put it into words

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:04:21 2016 No.15523874 >>15523805 Would she eventually fall for you and end up being super loving?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:04:57 2016 No.15523878 >>15523862 Don't worry, I have enough handcuffs and ball gags for all of them.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:04:58 2016 No.15523879

>>15523831
Might take you up on that if I fail a few more attempts at forcing myself to start writing.
>>15523855
Glad to know that it's relatively normal. I'll give that approach a go and if it still ends up being a mess I'll attempt do to a rough greentext and use it as an outline for a legit story. I'd like to avoid that last approach since it feels cheap but apparently a few of my greentexts have been okay enough for people to cap at times so it might be better than nothing.
Don't worry, you're a useful self help book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:06:24 2016 No.15523882 >>15523711 Would there be healing involved?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:07:45 2016 No.15523891 >>15523879 >Might take you up on that if I fail a few more attempts at forcing myself to start writing. I'll be here for you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:07:49 2016 No.15523892 >>15523845 What about a far left political party that thinks Monster Girls will be the end of all the progress they've tried to achieve so far?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:09:19 2016 No.15523900 >>15522902 >BODY LANGUAGE the girls up there don't like a lot of blabber?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:11:01 2016 No.15523906 File: 243 KB, 850x1266, Delivery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You've got mail! How are you going to explain this to your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:11:40 2016 No.15523909 >>15523874 She'd hide her feelings until I walk in on her making out with a pillow, pretending it's me. Sort of like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgwcygAAbZs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:12:21 2016 No.15523913 >>15523906 Send her back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:13:56 2016 No.15523916 >>15523906 Joke's on you I run an Elf shelter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:14:09 2016 No.15523917 File: 20 KB, 369x267, UrsulaTheLittleMermaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523900 >Druella singing a lewd version of "Unfortunate Souls" Rock hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:14:55 2016 No.15523925 >>15523909 I'd imagine instead of letting you walk out and close the door, she'd pull you into her room and lock the door before pinning you down and kissing you deeply.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:14:56 2016 No.15523926 >>15522683 I don't think I could take money from a fox. I'm just too much of a slut for them. I might have a mofu problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:15:15 2016 No.15523927 >>15523917 >Druella singing a lewd version of "Unfortunate Souls" >The souls are your sea men

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:15:37 2016 No.15523929 >>15523916 What does an elf shelter do? Elaborate anon!

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:15:56 2016 No.15523930
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>>15523776
>>15523776
My main issue is that I can think of goliath, sprawling scenarios that in my head sound fucking amazing, but wind up being pretentious when trying to write them/thinking of how to execute them properly without being too cliché or formulaic with them. I mean, to be completely fucking honest, I got into writing partly for the attention and mostly because I wanted to try and articulate story ideas outside of greentexts and contribute at least -something- worth remembering in the thread, I guess.

Another problem I have is for whatever reason, people I tend to associate with seem to think my forte is in monsters I'm rather ambivalent about like Manticores and Apophi when in reality I just tend to use them as crutches for shitty Freudian stories that 90% of the time involve a mother and a daughter, blood relations of some kind in general, or just really, really contrived shit in it. I mean, Hell. It'd almost be cathartic if people didn't expect me to write about them because RS is all we really need for the Manticores anyway because he at least has the writing chops to do more than one or two scenarios.

Just once I'd like to be able to sit down and actually write about a monster I give two shits about without people thinking I'm pandering to the little guy because at my core I'm one of the biggest vanilla/degenerate faggots here. I mean, for fuck's sake, P'Orcs are in my top five.

Just going to stop there because that's wayyy too much of a bitchy and whiny self-depreciation post and head on back to the drawing board.

>>15523857
Tell that to the people in Salvation War who re-chambered the 5.56mm rifles to fire .50 beowulf rounds as their standard ammunition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:16:38 2016 No.15523932 >>15523906 Well, liches always need guinea pigs. I guess she will do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:19:16 2016 No.15523940 >>15523930 >salvation war Not a good example, that's pure HFY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:20:21 2016 No.15523944 >>15523906 Oh boy! My Elf Slave C, of series #18 has arrived! I just need Elf Slave E and I'll have the whole set!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:20:29 2016 No.15523945 >>15523906 I don't have a waifu what the fuck is wrong with her legs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:20:51 2016 No.15523949 >>15523906 But I don't have a wife.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:21:34 2016 No.15523952

>>15523802
In YBA's setting the reason they let MGC be as lawless as it is, is for the terrans to be able to harvest certain MG's relatively inconspicuously. Most of the other cities have their thumb down on the monstergirl population in terms of letting them get away with shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:21:45 2016 No.15523953 >>15523906 But I don't have a waifu! I imagine that someone would have sent me one of them mail-order girlfriends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:21:53 2016 No.15523955 >>15523945 She was raised in an elf farm, she never got the chance to walk and develop them properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:22:28 2016 No.15523958 >>15523952 ...harvest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:23:19 2016 No.15523962 >>15523932 Now I'm thinking of an Elf Lich whose still living sister keeps trying to butt her way into your relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:23:32 2016 No.15523963 >>15523958 Remember that one short story posted about breaking a cheshire down for parts? There's some shady shit going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:23:49 2016 No.15523964 >>15523955 I suppose I could help with that. who is she though? Why was she sent to my house? Was this the wrong address?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:24:38 2016 No.15523968

>>15523929
Keeps them safe from unworthy men attempting to rape and/or enslave them, teaches them skills ranging from maid tasks to combat, both CQC and firearms, and anything in between at each Elf's discretion. Academic schooling is taught as well, with the level ranging from basic math and language skills to PhD level sciences.

All in all, it prepares them to both find a man worthy of them, and become worthy enough for said man themselves.
Many Elves, however, have chosen to stay at the facilities indefinitely, as they're grateful to have been saved from a life of misery and wish to give something back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:24:40 2016 No.15523969 >>15523962 That would be interesting... I like it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:24:42 2016 No.15523971 >>15523963 But they deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:24:42 2016 No.15523972 >>15523963 Oh yeah, I remember that. Wasn't it like the twins' aunt or something?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:26:01 2016 No.15523975

>>15523852
>Take your Hellhound girlfriend to a church service while your extended family's visiting
>You think this is an incredibly bad idea, but she's been badgering you for weeks
>Arrive in parking lot, she steps out of the passenger seat
>Looks at one of your grandmas
>Old gam gam Prudence feints, keeps mumbling about how she's going to die soon
>GF struggling to not laugh
>This is already off to a great start
>Whole mother's side of the family refusing to make eye contact with her
>Parents covering their kids' eyes
>Father's father walks out of church and goes wide-eyed
>Oh boy here we go
>Rushes up to her and smiles, calling her a Church Grim
>Thanks her profusely for protecting the Lord's house
>Telling his wife that he has proof that they do exist
>Finally his boyhood memories weren't just the result of him being alone in the church graveyard at night
>GF confused as fuck
>She gets pulled inside by your grandparents
>You're left in the parking lot alone

Might turn this into a whole story later if I have time, but the idea is far too amusing to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:26:02 2016 No.15523976 >>15523964 Well, her tag said #3672. The one who shipped her fucked up the address, and put yours instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:27:07 2016 No.15523978 >>15523968 Sounds like a nice place you have there anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:27:22 2016 No.15523979 >>15523975 I helped!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:29:16 2016 No.15523984 >>15523968 For whatever reason, this is making me want a pair of lewd genki elf twins who molest me daily as maids. Would it be overkill to want Genki Dark Elf twins in addition to the Elf Twins for maximum cute molestation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:30:40 2016 No.15523986 >>15523972 Yeah, they were arguing about whether to put her in a breeding program or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:31:25 2016 No.15523989 >>15523986 Cheshire breeding program? I thought it was that Hellcat bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:32:10 2016 No.15523993 >>15523986 Isn't that a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:32:18 2016 No.15523994 I want to "rape" the Dark Elf queen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:32:50 2016 No.15523996 File: 106 KB, 937x852, yeti and yuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523516 What matters is how cold it is outside and how cold you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:34:25 2016 No.15524000 >>15523906 I don't recall making this order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:35:32 2016 No.15524004 >>15523989 Weren't Cheshires made from something like the DnD Hellcat in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:36:26 2016 No.15524007 >>15523799 Source

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:36:45 2016 No.15524008 >>15524004 You're not serious, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:37:47 2016 No.15524011 >>15524008 Not the MGE one, the YBA one.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:38:12 2016 No.15524014

>>15524004
No, from what I understood they were trying to isolate some sort of strain that certain Cheshires had to weaponize it. And they said that they thought of just harvesting the Aunt for "parts" as they said IIRC.

But I'm just Junefag and not TwinCheshirefag, so I'm not much of an expert on this subject.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:38:34 2016 No.15524015 Mamono mirror on the wall, who's the thickest of them all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:39:31 2016 No.15524018 >>15523993 I guess it depends on if you like choosing the person you marry or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:39:45 2016 No.15524020 >>15524011 Ah, alright then. >>15524015 Go away black man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:41:12 2016 No.15524026 >>15524018 Monsters did the same thing to humans and they're all desperate for kids so she'll be fine with it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:41:56 2016 No.15524030

>>15523913
>>15523916
>>15523932
>>15523944
>>15523949
>>15523945
>>15524000

Oops, it seems the Waifu-Matchmaking Delivery Service sent you the wrong package, but can't take it back now that the warranty is voided by having her seal opened.

In hopes you'll keep quiet about them misplacing packages, they let you choose from an additional item from their catalogue:

1) A pair of boxes of medium size from a bakery
2) A red box smelling of cinnamon
3) A minimalist box made of plastic and with a corporate logo
4) A box the size of a small book, wrapped in ribbon
5) A nondescript box that is very heavy and has the slight clanking of metal from inside
6) A box sealed with an ofuta (Japanese shrine seal) instead of shipping tape
7) A box marked with the MGC Maid Service Logo
8) A box labeled with a toy company's logo
9) A battered box only bearing a stamp labelled "Rejected"
10) A box with a scratching sound coming from inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:42:03 2016 No.15524031 >>15524015 Your mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:42:56 2016 No.15524037 >>15524020 >>15524031 I just wanted to cuddle a soft monster girl No bully

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:43:28 2016 No.15524038 >>15524030 I'll take number 10.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:43:48 2016 No.15524040 >>15524030 I'll take number seven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:44:10 2016 No.15524042 >>15524030 >9) A battered box only bearing a stamp labelled "Rejected" Well that's a "Do not Press" button if I've ever seen one. I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:44:56 2016 No.15524046 >>15524030 >2) A red box smelling of cinnamon Claiming this one, I've got a good feeling about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:45:12 2016 No.15524047 >>15524030 Number 6 sounds nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:45:19 2016 No.15524048 File: 456 KB, 1200x1346, 13B6iSKt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524015 Eel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:45:32 2016 No.15524050 >>15524030 I'll take #10, the MG DJ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:46:06 2016 No.15524052 >>15524030 Give me 4.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:47:21 2016 No.15524055 File: 379 KB, 1500x2400, c0a127d040be911b833c22f5b2abbef1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524037 Well at least you spelled thick right.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:47:29 2016 No.15524056
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Please remember to take care on the streets in this hot summer season. Wild Kiki's without a proper Master have been sighted wearing their summer fitted maid outfits.

Several men have already fallen victim to these Kiki's.
Remain vigilant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:47:37 2016 No.15524058 >>15524030 Number 5 sounds pretty good, and I have a good feeling as to what's inside. That poor elf is gonna get a shower and a good meal in the meantime, however.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:47:40 2016 No.15524059 >>15524050 I don't think it's that kind of scratching. But it'd be amusing if it was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:48:33 2016 No.15524061 >>15524056 Oh jesus help me. I can't cheat on my shoggoth maid, but this is so tempting!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:49:22 2016 No.15524065 >>15524061 Get her a matching outfit, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:50:00 2016 No.15524069 >>15524056 What's so bad about them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:50:17 2016 No.15524071 >>15524065 But shoggoth don't have those hot as fuck stilleto heel chicken feet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:50:56 2016 No.15524073 >>15523848 It started off as a fetish, not a genuine fantasy setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:51:41 2016 No.15524078 >>15524030 Bakery you say? I'll take #1.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:51:53 2016 No.15524079 >>15524030 3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:54:29 2016 No.15524087 >>15524030 I'm going to go with the 6, what do I get?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:54:44 2016 No.15524089 >>15524056 Too bad for them. My apartment isn't large enough to warrant a maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:55:14 2016 No.15524090 How rough are kikis willing to get to make their master stop being a worthless piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:55:57 2016 No.15524091 >>15523811 Pls do something wight related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:56:35 2016 No.15524092 >>15524090 They don't. If the man isn't some CEO already they won't even bother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:56:52 2016 No.15524094 >>15524090 Pretty far anon, they'll fake being yandere and bite you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:57:13 2016 No.15524097 >>15524090 Very

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:57:47 2016 No.15524098 >>15524092 Anon, we're talking about kikis, not human women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:57:52 2016 No.15524099 >>15524090 Very, since they apparently have instincts of devouring the lazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:58:04 2016 No.15524100 >>15524092 Did you read their profile anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:58:18 2016 No.15524101 >>15524098 There's a difference?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:58:45 2016 No.15524102 File: 169 KB, 850x704, TwinPackages.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524030 Time to hand out the prizes. First up is #1: A pair of catgirl sisters, one deredere and one kuudere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:59:55 2016 No.15524104 >>15524101 Human women are better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 18:59:57 2016 No.15524105 >>15524102 Obvious box was obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:00:02 2016 No.15524106 File: 73 KB, 850x601, Cinnabus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524030 >>15524102 Prize #2: A Cinnabus. A delicious brown chocolate succubus with a lingering scent of cinnamon and a spicy attitude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:00:18 2016 No.15524107 >>15524007 http://exhentai.org/g/806954/1af7a72289/ There's the source for you, and since I feel like being an uppity faggot: http://exhentai.org/g/724834/c07762c9aa/ this time with BIG, KLOAH TITTIES, NIKO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:00:51 2016 No.15524111 >>15524030 Gimmie rejected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:00:58 2016 No.15524112 >>15523976 Oh. Well then I understand it's my duty to send her on the way. I suppose I should give her some water bottles and blankets first though, she looks somewhat uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:01:03 2016 No.15524113 >>15524091 Why wight related?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:01:47 2016 No.15524115
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>>15524030
>>15524102
>>15524106

Prize #3: A genius, pettanko/loli genius robot (or golem, if you're all politically correct) girl. Can do everything from taxes to running the latest VR games!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:02:35 2016 No.15524116 >>15524106 Have a nice vacation, Anon.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:03:18 2016 No.15524117
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>>15524069
They are a true danger to single males and interacting with them as a single male comes with the high risk of getting an unexpected Kikimora wife!
Unless it is your wish to fall asleep with the weight of your new Kikimora maid on your body, only to wake up to the smell of breakfast in the morning. You ought to avoid going out on the streets.

>>15524089
Kikimora's have no issue dealing with smaller than normal apartaments. It is also a suspicious fact that those with small apartaments who get Kikimora maids, often end up in larger apartaments within weeks after meeting their Kikimora.

Remain vigilant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:03:23 2016 No.15524118 >>15524113 We need a dedicated Wight fag who isn't a literal faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:04:30 2016 No.15524120 File: 288 KB, 850x1203, Palmtop Tiger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524030 >>15524102 >>15524106 >>15524115 Prize #4: A palmtop tiger "action figure". Totally realistic "toy" and not a micro-MG.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:04:31 2016 No.15524121

>>15524030
>5 and 10
oh boy, rape.

>9) A battered box only bearing a stamp labelled "Rejected"
Well, I suppose whatever's inside has fallen on hard times. Perhaps I could give it a helping hand?

7 is the next choice, and the better one, but I'm feeling kind and perhaps whatever is contained within 9 will appreciate my sympathies and be at least moderately friendly.

after that 6 sounds... interesting? Of course 5 and 10 sound interesting but 6 sounds slightly less dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:04:34 2016 No.15524122 >>15524117 I don't see why that would be so bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:05:35 2016 No.15524125 >>15524120 >micro-MG. Gonna take her to a Lich and make her bigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:06:16 2016 No.15524127 >>15524115 Bretty gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:06:26 2016 No.15524128 File: 178 KB, 850x638, YetAnotherDelivery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524030 >>15524102 >>15524106 >>15524115 >>15524120 Prize #5: A Do-It-Yourself Dullahan Bodyguard kit! Some assembly required.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:06:47 2016 No.15524132 >>15524094 What is the difference between yandere and faking yandere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:07:11 2016 No.15524134 >>15524118 I guess I could try something wight-related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:08:14 2016 No.15524136 >>15524128 >head fully attached What the hell kind of do-it-yourself is this? Fuck.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:08:29 2016 No.15524137

>>15524117
She's gonna end up bored out of her mind.
Seriously, what would she end up doing after she takes all of 5 minutes to clean the whole place to a chrome finish, and I'm still out and about at classes for the rest of the day?
Clearly, the summer heat has gone to their heads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:08:32 2016 No.15524138 Should I go cute or thread postable lewd for this drawing I wanna do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:08:40 2016 No.15524139 File: 567 KB, 600x800, FoxBox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524030 >>15524102 >>15524106 >>15524115 >>15524120 >>15524128 Prize #6: A long-sealed genki and clingy Kitsune girl* *Some prizes may appear younger than in reality

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:08:47 2016 No.15524140 >>15524136 just get the scissors

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:09:10 2016 No.15524142 >>15524138 Do whatever your heart tells you, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:09:45 2016 No.15524143 >be young paladin married to an ex-paladin >have a family >on patrol find an elf baby with murdered parents >adopt the elf baby >raise her to be a paladin with your son

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:10:52 2016 No.15524146

>>15524102
cute.

>>15524115
oh fug that's not bad. and I needed a new computer too. Lucky.

>>15524120
cute. She looks very uncomfortable though.

>>15524137
>Seriously, what would she end up doing after she takes all of 5 minutes to clean the whole place to a chrome finish, and I'm still out and about at classes for the rest of the day?
why, masturbate of course! Furiously! To the lewd sounds of a new Dyson cyclone!

>>15524143
I know where this is going.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:11:05 2016 No.15524147
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>>15524030
>>15524102
>>15524106
>>15524115
>>15524120
>>15524128
>>15524139

Prize #7: A Kikimora with a sweet tooth, limited French edition!*

*May or may not have been discounted due to her outrageous French accent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:11:26 2016 No.15524148 >>15524142 Lewd it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:11:56 2016 No.15524149 >>15524147 HON HON HON

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:12:19 2016 No.15524150 >>15524128 Wow, I was not expecting that at all. A pleasant surprise, nonetheless. Gonna polish her armor to a shine before assembly. Dunno what I would need a bodyguard for, though. A Dullahan seems like extra overkill as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:12:49 2016 No.15524152 >>15524147 >French actor Oh jeez.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:14:38 2016 No.15524155
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>>15524030
>>15524102
>>15524106
>>15524115
>>15524120
>>15524128
>>15524139
>>15524147

Prize #8: Dress-Up-Daughteru! Alice Edition.*

*Mandatory MGC adoption papers and Dicking the Daughteru license also included

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:16:37 2016 No.15524159

>>15524030
>>15524102
>>15524106
>>15524115
>>15524120
>>15524128
>>15524139
>>15524147
>>15524058

Prize #9: A Kobold initially rejected from the waifu delivery services due to dangerous amounts of yandere and excessive staring and clinginess.

Please keep all rope and handcuffs safely stored out of her reach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:17:13 2016 No.15524161 >>15524155 Aww, neato!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:17:45 2016 No.15524163 File: 459 KB, 632x800, REJECTMENOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524159 Oops, forgot the pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:18:35 2016 No.15524167 >>15524159 I knew I chose correctly. Not a big kobold fan, but yandere is the shit. We can have crazy-offs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:18:49 2016 No.15524168 >>15524159 >Please keep all rope and handcuffs safely stored out of her reach. oh. It's one of those. ugh. oh well, I suppose I can always buy a dogsuit and stick her in that, can't I? She wouldn't mind, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:20:17 2016 No.15524172 >>15524159 Well, so long as she doesn't try and chop off my limbs I'm perfectly ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:20:49 2016 No.15524173 >>15524159 >>15524163 Wait, she's the one who likes to get tied up? Count me in!

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:20:53 2016 No.15524174
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>>15524030
>>15524102
>>15524106
>>15524115
>>15524120
>>15524128
>>15524139
>>15524147
>>15524058

Prize #10: A kuudere and sad catgirl who is afraid to show her emotions and requires TENDER HEALING(TM) to teach her to love life once more

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:21:45 2016 No.15524176 >>15524168 Just pamper her long enough until she's soft and cuddly. Not only will it make her tire out earlier but it will allow you to have your way with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:22:01 2016 No.15524178 >>15524174 I have chosen correctly. Hugs aplenty incoming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:23:08 2016 No.15524180 >MFW having a recurring Mantiwhore dream I don't want to impede on RS' schtick

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:24:19 2016 No.15524182

>>15524176
but I'm nervous about sex and would prefer to wait until I'm ready.

I'll just stick her in the bitchsuit for now, and when I'm ready I'll figure it out from there.

if she's really that yandere she should be fine with being my pet. After all, you know what they say- dogs are a man's best friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:25:52 2016 No.15524184 >>15524182 Being more physically fit than her is the best way to make sure she doesn't try anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:27:59 2016 No.15524188 >>15524184 or, you know, the bitchsuit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:29:25 2016 No.15524192 >>15524188 Can always do both

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:29:25 2016 No.15524193 >>15524180 Too late, just give up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:31:29 2016 No.15524200 File: 219 KB, 553x600, 1333372395478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524030 I'll take the Mystery Box my man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:33:46 2016 No.15524207 >>15524193 Give up to what?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:34:17 2016 No.15524208
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>>15524200
Just for you, special smartass box.

Prize #11: The rejected maidbot. She sucks at chores, is lazy, and probably will make more mess than you. But worst of all, she's tsundere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:34:36 2016 No.15524209 >>15524159 >>15524163 so is this how KDF met his waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:35:01 2016 No.15524212 File: 796 KB, 3300x4200, 1464485465264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no tsundere rattlesnake girl who rattles her tail when she's flustered

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:35:41 2016 No.15524213 >>15524209 Who's KDF? Couldn't find him in the pastebin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:37:18 2016 No.15524220 >>15524213 I'll give you a hint Kobold daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:37:52 2016 No.15524224 >>15524213 he's only done one story and it was pretty recent, http://pastebin.com/u/KDF I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:38:03 2016 No.15524225 >>15524220 Kobold Daughter Fruit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:39:32 2016 No.15524231 Elves should be Paladins

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:40:41 2016 No.15524235 >>15524220 Kobold daughter furniture?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:43:15 2016 No.15524242 >>15524209 No, but that's what I'm writing right now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:44:04 2016 No.15524244 >>15524220 Kobold Daughter Flyer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:47:24 2016 No.15524257 >>15524231 but then they aren't raped

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:49:53 2016 No.15524262 >>15524213 Kobold daughter's father.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:53:27 2016 No.15524274 this KDF meme has gone too far

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:54:28 2016 No.15524278 >>15524274 KDF's whore existence is a meme.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:54:54 2016 No.15524279
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>>15523405
>Losensis is pretty fun.

m8 I'm Losenis, you got another s in there somehow.

Also Druella story still progressing, just in case anyone thought I gave up on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:56:02 2016 No.15524283 File: 61 KB, 854x441, wordopressuhardu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524279 Thanks for the correction m80. Now get back to writing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 19:56:36 2016 No.15524285 >>15524274 >>15524278 Aww.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:13:17 2016 No.15524328 What about KFF?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:13:40 2016 No.15524331 >>15524212 It would be fun to tease her about it just to see her rattle harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:17:30 2016 No.15524335 >>15524328 Kobold Fucks Fatheru?, Id more expect Kobold Fuck Son

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:18:57 2016 No.15524339 >>15524212 What if you compliment her rattle sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:19:21 2016 No.15524340 >>15524139 >Genki Clingy Kitsune Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:21:59 2016 No.15524345 >>15524279 >Also Druella story still progressing What's it about?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:25:54 2016 No.15524356
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>>15524345
Druella being olev introducing her fiancee to everyone in the Demon Realm with bullshit ensuing

Also using the inquisitor from http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp as a returning character

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:28:38 2016 No.15524365 >>15524235 I actually don't think you are wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:30:42 2016 No.15524371 >>15524365 No, I wouldn't put it past KDF to use his kobolds as chairs or "decoration" for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:30:49 2016 No.15524372 I like calm cheshires

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:31:46 2016 No.15524375 >>15524372 I like genki ryus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:31:53 2016 No.15524377 >>15524328 Kobold fornicates friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:33:32 2016 No.15524388 >>15524372 I like Jocasta Wights

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:33:35 2016 No.15524389 >>15524372 i like people who will tolerate my existence

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:34:30 2016 No.15524391 >>15524371 You be quiet anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:34:50 2016 No.15524393 >>15524388 Same

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:36:02 2016 No.15524398 >>15524388 What if you date a zombie instead of your monster mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:38:16 2016 No.15524402 >>15524388 I like the same with vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:40:05 2016 No.15524408 File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, 1466397682284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What jobs would the various monster girls be best at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:41:34 2016 No.15524414 Tan Tanukis are cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:43:09 2016 No.15524420 >>15524408 Kraken/Jabberwock/Demon as an Otouto Inspector

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:44:30 2016 No.15524424 >>15524420 >an Otouto Inspector w-what is there to inspect?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:45:08 2016 No.15524425 >>15524398 No, monster mom only. It's even more bittersweet when she starts out as a zombie and becomes a Wight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:45:21 2016 No.15524426 I like Kraken hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:47:53 2016 No.15524428 File: 44 KB, 664x469, 1468284473400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15521837 >>15521839

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:47:58 2016 No.15524429 >>15524424 His "health"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:52:11 2016 No.15524438 >>15524425 I think zombies get their children taken away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:53:12 2016 No.15524440 >>15524429 But she's not even a doctor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 20:56:25 2016 No.15524448 >>15524424 The otouto of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:00:23 2016 No.15524452 >>15524408 Hellhounds as cps or security guards. Golems for menial labor. Onis for heavy lifting. Lich doctors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:01:52 2016 No.15524456 I bet wocks are banned from being pediatricians

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:02:26 2016 No.15524457 >>15524428 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:03:14 2016 No.15524458 >>15524456 They are not! My Wock pediatrition happens to do very thorough and proper penis inspections!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:03:20 2016 No.15524459 Dead or Alive monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:04:15 2016 No.15524462 >>15524452 Hellhounds would do great firefighters. The legendary Hell Squad, storming in the depths of a building engulfed in flames in order to save all those people. They wouldn't even need to rape due to the firefighter syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:06:04 2016 No.15524464 >>15524459 I prefer mine with a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:06:39 2016 No.15524466 >>15524356 Aw shit, you're that guy! Couldn't remember your name for some reason. I'm the guy who did the greentext about that idea. Wish I had it saved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:06:41 2016 No.15524467 Would a lich get florence nightingale effect

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:07:04 2016 No.15524470
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>tfw you think the nerdhound pictures are cute but you can't post them anymore in any context because faggots overdid the nerdhound meme
I just want to post cute wans.

>>15524462
>Hellwan in firefighter pants, tank top, holding a big fire axe with strong arms
Oh fuck I need this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:07:39 2016 No.15524471 >>15524464 But Undead girls are so much cuter!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:08:30 2016 No.15524472 What happens when you hug a skeleton

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:08:42 2016 No.15524473 >>15524470 Could she take on the semen arsonist?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:10:53 2016 No.15524478
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>>15524438
>You will never be a kid with a zombie mom
>She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you can tell she at least puts forth enough effort to provide for you
>Working three graveyard shifts HAHA
>Just to make sure you have a decent education since she doesn't have to eat, even moving out of the city so CPS doesn't try to take you from her
>You will never go off on her one day after she's been using you for a dakimakura since you were a wee tot of three years
>You will never see the pain in her face as she can barely comprehend what you said to her, much less feel the same pain you do
"I... don't.. understa--"
>You will never rip into her, telling her that if she really loved you she'd either go back into the ground or let your father's family take you in since she's nothing more than a walking corpse anyway who won't ever change
>You will never lock yourself in your room for several days, only opening the door when you hear the small clatter of plates outside of it
>They're your favorite comfort foods, and you eventually end up feeling like the biggest sack of shit in the world
>You will never wake up one morning to find the house completely empty, she's gone without a trace. Standing there, thinking to yourself, 'Wow, I actually did it'
>You will never spend the rest of the day looking for her, bawling your eyes out, screaming for forgiveness
>You will never feel the movement of a shape next to you as somebody crawls into bed with you that night
>A woman with skin as pale as alabaster and hair a faded grey
>She's fuller in body than your zombie mother was, but when she hugs you from behind, you can feel that familiar compassion and love
>You will never cry into your now-WightMom's arms about how you're such a piece of shit for mistreating her that way
>Only for her to pet your head and whisper sweet nothings in pure maternal bliss to you, murmuring how much she'll always love you
>Even if you're not her blood son

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:11:51 2016 No.15524481 >>15524470 >>tfw you think the nerdhound pictures are cute but you can't post them anymore in any context just post them faggot only dipshits get triggered by mgs in the mg thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:13:54 2016 No.15524484 >>15524408 Ant girls for digging and mining. Alraunes would probably be good soil analysts/enviromental workers. Satyrs for bartenders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:14:35 2016 No.15524487 >>15524478 hnnngh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:15:25 2016 No.15524489 >>15524478 Bad end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:16:05 2016 No.15524491 >>15524478 Shit man that is sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:16:08 2016 No.15524493 >>15524408 >Unwitting Wurms for demolition. >They think it's completely normal that they only ever have ballet practice in condemned buildings.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:16:45 2016 No.15524495

>>15524471
While I can see the appeal of undead girls, their appeal just doesn't reach me.
Zombies are a little too brainless for me, Wights are out of my league and too overbearing, Ghosts are just plain too creepy and invasive, I don't want to live as a guinea pig for a Lich, etc.
On top of that, undead realms would be too depressing for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:17:07 2016 No.15524496 >>15524478 What if she stays a zombie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:19:16 2016 No.15524498 >>15524478 Always cry into you momster's arms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:23:18 2016 No.15524505 Could a zombie give birth to a wight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:23:56 2016 No.15524506 >>15524498 But what if you're momster abandons you? Then you can only hug yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:24:06 2016 No.15524507 >>15524478 would a zombie still love you even if she knows you're pretty much waiting for her to turn into a Wight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:25:38 2016 No.15524514 >>15524507 A zombie's love is a maiden's love, Anon. She's like the giddy young lass just waiting on you to propose with the ring when she's finally aged like a fine wine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:25:43 2016 No.15524515 >>15524507 Then she won't turn until you love her for who she is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:27:09 2016 No.15524517 >>15524506 you find your monster older sis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:27:30 2016 No.15524520 >>15524478 Why would you be such a piece of shit to your mother?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:28:09 2016 No.15524524

I'm going to import a Wonderland Shotafication Cake

I'm going to eat it and become a shota

Then I'm going to sneak to my Monster Girl boss' house, an Onee-san type monster girl who just loves those young boys, and pretend to be a lost young orphan boy!

It'll be the funniest prank ever! I bet she'd never know it was actually me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:28:25 2016 No.15524526 >>15524520 when you are a teen you do stupid shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:28:57 2016 No.15524527 >>15524517 But what if she doesn't have one? Then not only would you be left in the woods to die, you'd also know nobody is going to come and look for you.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:29:05 2016 No.15524528

>>15524498
>Have Dragon momster, her arch-nemesis asks her what you are to her
"My world, my greatest treasure."

>Have Baphomet momster, friend asks you if she's your Mo-- before she interjects with
"LITTLE SISTER!"
>Much to your chagrin

>Have Hakutaku momster
>Drown in fuwafuwa tail all day every day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:30:03 2016 No.15524530 >>15524526 Sure, but it never manifested as that kind of thing with me. I get that some folks do it, but it just feels totally alien to be that big an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:30:36 2016 No.15524533 >>15524528 >"My world, my greatest treasure." So what is a Dragon Girl's greatest treasure, her husband or her offspring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:30:43 2016 No.15524534 Hey, I know I sound like an idiot, but who is Bob?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:32:07 2016 No.15524536 >>15524533 Husband, if her kid dies she can just make another one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:33:58 2016 No.15524540 >>15524533 Children are always number 1

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:35:04 2016 No.15524543 >>15524527 you be Romulus and get raised by wolves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:36:32 2016 No.15524549 >>15524528 What if you ask Baphomom to act like a mother when out in public

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:38:30 2016 No.15524556 >>15523559 This more or less. http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp RIP Nyanon ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:39:23 2016 No.15524558 >>15524543 Raised by Wolfus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:40:41 2016 No.15524560 >>15524558 no just wolves and not the cute kind

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:42:42 2016 No.15524564

>>15524549
>Ask Baphomom to act like your mother in public
>She rolls her eyes and pops a Wonderland pill after you offer it to her
>Turns into BOI~Nphomet, albeit temporarily
"Well, that sure taught me alot about you~"
>Get Baphoboobs to head as she still has you give her piggy back rides in public, getting sniggers from other momsters and their sons
>She reverts back into her loli form after a short while, you're hot and flustered after a day of big goat tits on your head all afternoon
"Jeez, are you going to sulk or are you going to come to bed already?"
>Decide on sulking before she chimes in with
"I'll give you some cake if you do!"
>Get tricked and end up eating Wonderland cake while she pops another pill to go BOI~N mode
>/ss/es you so hard that night she teases you for the rest of the weekend about how you're acting like you're ruined for marriage
>When she's always been your one and only

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:43:26 2016 No.15524566 >>15524498 Lich Mom wouldn't experiment on her son would she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:45:42 2016 No.15524570 >>15524493 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:45:56 2016 No.15524572 >>15524560 That's fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:50:55 2016 No.15524583 >>15524564 Can't she still be motherly while in her natural form?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:51:35 2016 No.15524586 >>15524564 I'm rock solid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:51:52 2016 No.15524587 >>15521677 >>15521693 more like you guys can't handle your hugbox being breached.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:51:59 2016 No.15524588 >>15524583 Of course but it's more fun to tease her son. >>15524566 All monster moms have a single goal. Love the ever living shit out of their adopted sons that they become perfect husbandos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:53:18 2016 No.15524593 >>15524478 Geez.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:53:22 2016 No.15524594 >>15524588 But if he isn't interested?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:54:19 2016 No.15524595 >>15524594 It's called being in the control group.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:54:56 2016 No.15524602 >>15524594 They make him the best hunsbando for when she has to walk him down the aisle on his wedding day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:55:26 2016 No.15524604 File: 24 KB, 640x360, 1461599380410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524587 >replying to two 16-17 hour old posts Did they fannyfluster you that much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:55:28 2016 No.15524605 File: 41 KB, 720x540, Belladonna_ADGTHCC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15523917 Every Villain Song gets radder and sexier with Druella. My first pick will always be Beladonna's bit at I Always Get Emotional.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:56:47 2016 No.15524609 >>15524604 there was a quote that led me up there. Are you fannyflustered that I'm using the website for it's intended purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:57:41 2016 No.15524617 >>15524595 But anon, what if the control group doesn't work? >>15524602 If he doesn't get married?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:58:52 2016 No.15524624 >>15524604 >responding to a troll Anon, you should know better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 21:59:46 2016 No.15524627 >>15524617 >If he doesn't get married? if he isn't gonna be with the Momster and not with a different monster then what is he gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:00:15 2016 No.15524631 >>15524627 Be alone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:01:46 2016 No.15524636 >>15524617 More testing.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:01:57 2016 No.15524638

Good Night Anons, take care and burn down the thread.

It's far better than doing anything silly like teaching loli wurms their ABCs or particle physics.

This is a legitimate post, there is certainly not a gang of shorstack hinezumi holding me hostage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:03:01 2016 No.15524641 >>15524624 Oh fuck, I should've picked up on it the moment he used "hugbox"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:04:56 2016 No.15524647 >>15524636 What if he starts to dislike her because of all the testing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:05:33 2016 No.15524650 >>15524638 I'd like to offer myself as a hostage exchange.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:05:38 2016 No.15524651

>>15524495
I imagine undead realms would have that "dapper victorian horror town" look like some of the stuff in Bloodborne or something. Manors, ornate metal lamp posts, gardens of flowers that bloom during the night, full moons bright enough to make you see on the streets clearly even when all other lights are out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:06:16 2016 No.15524653 >>15524647 Why would he?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:06:46 2016 No.15524654 >>15524593 Yeah it was kind of heavy handed, I'll admit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:07:03 2016 No.15524656 >>15524653 Maybe he doesn't like it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:07:28 2016 No.15524659 Has these threads ever had any female posters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:07:36 2016 No.15524660 >>15524650 Hostages are welcome but cannot be traded....assuming there were hostages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:07:53 2016 No.15524663 >>15524428 Can't believe I scrolled past this. Very nice, and too damned cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:08:22 2016 No.15524664 >>15524638 You should be worrying about something else burning if you have those fire rats around you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:08:58 2016 No.15524666 >>15524624 >>15524641 >I disagree with it, so it's a troll we need a word for people who do this. How bout "faggot"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:09:40 2016 No.15524668 >>15524659 LDR was a "she" and there were a few times people claimed to be women. But this isn't really a place for girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:09:57 2016 No.15524670 >>15524659 No, why would they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:10:37 2016 No.15524676 >>15524659 Yeah, LDR, Mari, and TF back in the /a/ days. Mari still drops by occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:10:37 2016 No.15524677 >>15524660 Well, I'll still come as a hostage of good faith.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:10:41 2016 No.15524678 >>15524656 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:11:01 2016 No.15524679 >>15524666 Are you that /d/ick that was shitposting earlier, or if I had to guess, TheGreens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:12:10 2016 No.15524685 >>15524659 No anon you won't meet a chick here to cosplay as your waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:12:48 2016 No.15524686 >>15524678 He just does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:13:22 2016 No.15524687 >>15524664 Why? My house insured.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:13:44 2016 No.15524688
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>>15524470
>tfw you think the nerdhound pictures are cute but you can't post them anymore in any context because faggots overdid the nerdhound meme
Fuck that shit. I'll post it anyway.

Remember guys. Wan is life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:14:18 2016 No.15524689 >>15524686 That's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:15:18 2016 No.15524691 >>15524689 Lich mom is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:16:53 2016 No.15524696 >>15524688 >tfw no D&D group with nerdy MGs The struggle to live is real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:19:21 2016 No.15524704 >>15524696 Which monster would be THAT GUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:19:45 2016 No.15524705 >>15524679 >gets offended >grasps at straws >gets challenged >does it again >still thinks he's right in the end. I guess it's better for you to be here, then out in the general populace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:20:46 2016 No.15524707 >>15524704 The DM and her Magical Realm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:21:03 2016 No.15524708 >>15524704 >Cheshire >Alp >Medusa (she's more of THAT DM)

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:22:16 2016 No.15524712

>>15524704
The cyclops, always injecting her fetishes into the game.
The dormouse, who is often asleep while you play.
The anubis, who makes even rules lawyers blush, but couldn't DM to save her life.
And the p'orc, who is always eating something.
This is your group, but who THAT GUY might be is unclear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:22:35 2016 No.15524715 >>15524708 What is the DM's fetish she keeps putting in the game

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:23:37 2016 No.15524721 >>15524704 Not a monster but the DM's boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:25:01 2016 No.15524724 >>15524659 Put your dick away Anon, they aren't monsters. And the only one I know of would want to alp you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:38:59 2016 No.15524746 File: 478 KB, 1280x1547, 1468291139012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you do when you come home from a long day at work and you see your waifu dressed like pic related?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:41:02 2016 No.15524749 >>15524704 The Dhampir, complaining that every female character is an evil agent of the matriachy and the game is systematicly oppressive to male players

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:41:03 2016 No.15524750 >>15524746 Tell her I don't like the slutty look.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:41:55 2016 No.15524752 File: 1.56 MB, 3534x4974, 1450731351790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524746 I want to treat a frog like a Holstaur

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:43:00 2016 No.15524760 >>15524746 Scold her. Little cunt keeps finding crack and adding to her hoard, then she goes of playing with fire and this is what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:43:21 2016 No.15524761 >>15524749 And every single one of her characters had a handsome father that was kidnapped as a backstory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:43:48 2016 No.15524765 Maid outfits consisting of an overbust corset, stocking and high heels if applicable, and no skirt or panties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:44:45 2016 No.15524769 >>15524746 Dressing like a slut actually turns me off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:45:03 2016 No.15524770 File: 237 KB, 480x670, 1464212004218-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524765 Look at this maid outfit. Now tell me why you would want to mess with perfection like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:45:53 2016 No.15524772 >>15524749 >trying to turn Dhampirs into what Lizardmen have been degraded into

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:46:42 2016 No.15524773 >>15524749 Fuck off, this meme was never funny you dumb faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:47:22 2016 No.15524774 >>15524769 I feel the same, except for ganguro. For some reason I can't stop masturbating to ganguro girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:47:48 2016 No.15524776 >>15524770 A shorter skirt would be nice, then you can actually see her garters and ZR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:48:18 2016 No.15524778 >>15524773 It's fitting for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:48:30 2016 No.15524779 >>15524776 ZR?

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:48:35 2016 No.15524780

>ever since your father remarried, you've been in love with the new sister your stepmom brought along
>today's the day you tell her how you feel, and you've read a lot of magazine giving tips on how to get the girl to make sure it goes right
>yep, this is the one: "Show off your manliness and dominance by pinning her against the wall. She'll melt for you."
>you gather up your courage and walk into her room
>http://imgur.com/SU51KRr
>...maybe this move wasn't made for shotas

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:49:21 2016 No.15524782 >>15524746 KerooooooOOH JESUS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:50:48 2016 No.15524784 >>15524778 No, it's not. Now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:52:20 2016 No.15524786 >>15524778 Take a hike faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:53:34 2016 No.15524787 >>15524784 Dumbypirs are definitely the ones to cry about monster privilege and how oppressed men are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:54:53 2016 No.15524790 >>15524787 You're not funny, kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:56:15 2016 No.15524792 File: 368 KB, 800x800, 1431043925051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524466 I spent like an hour time ago trying to find it back like a week or so ago. >>/jp/thread/S15143464#p15151363

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:56:24 2016 No.15524793 >>15524375 I like genki sadist yukionna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:56:28 2016 No.15524794 >>15524790 It's literally what they do in their profile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:58:00 2016 No.15524796 >>15524794 >literally (You) Go play in traffic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:59:07 2016 No.15524799 >>15524794 >literally

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:59:24 2016 No.15524802 File: 680 KB, 3600x2556, 1463335493748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524779 Zettai ryouiki, it's the gap of skin between the bottom of the skirt and the top of the stockings. Now you may join the ranks of the enlightened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 22:59:32 2016 No.15524803 >>15524796 At least I don't like Nu-Females.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:00:51 2016 No.15524809 >>15524803 >/pol/ memes Here's your last (You), savor it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:01:04 2016 No.15524810 >>15524794 Ignore those faggots, keep posting whatever you want. They can't make you stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:02:21 2016 No.15524814 File: 57 KB, 1468x312, Deruella is Olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524792 Cheers mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:03:02 2016 No.15524816 >>15524810 Fuck off retard, unfunny meme spouters like you are almost as cancerous as faggots that kept forcing retarded Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:04:32 2016 No.15524821 >>15524816 >Fuck off Make me. He can post whatever shitty "memes" he wants and there's nothing you can do about it. You're just gonna sit there and get mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:05:06 2016 No.15524822 >>15524810 Faggots like you have been a lot more prevalent these past few weeks. That fag that defends diapers and scat comes to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:06:01 2016 No.15524826 >>15524816 Wurms are actually stupid though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:06:32 2016 No.15524827 >>15524821 I smell a samefag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:06:54 2016 No.15524829 >>15524826 But not fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:07:00 2016 No.15524831 >>15524770 Because bottomless is incredible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:08:27 2016 No.15524838 >>15524829 >their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating Might as well be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:10:18 2016 No.15524841 >>15524838 Might as well doesn't mean shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:12:11 2016 No.15524846 File: 59 KB, 700x543, 1439867373229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:38:18 2016 No.15524908 >>15524846 I don't trust that Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:39:00 2016 No.15524909 File: 264 KB, 889x800, 1453610966484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gotta remind myself to watch some movies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:40:29 2016 No.15524913 >>15524909 What kind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:43:02 2016 No.15524921 >>15524913 Action mainly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:43:06 2016 No.15524922 File: 59 KB, 650x427, 1434079092292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524908 She's a cutey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:44:15 2016 No.15524925 >>15524921 I recently re-watched the 1993 'Stalingrad' and that was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:45:31 2016 No.15524930 >>15524921 'Escape from New York' is an all time great, put it on your list.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:47:24 2016 No.15524938 >>15524909 Why is that guy in the back freaking out? The girl's just taking a sip of soda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:47:42 2016 No.15524940 >>15524930 Who hasn't seen that? That's like never having seen The Thing or Big Trouble in Little China.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:48:12 2016 No.15524942 >>15524938 But it's his soda and he doesn't like to share.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:48:52 2016 No.15524945 >>15524940 Never seen either of those.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:50:55 2016 No.15524952 >>15524942 Too bad. Being in a relationship means sharing. Besides, you wouldn't want her to miss the best part of the movie, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:51:10 2016 No.15524955 >>15524940 >Big Trouble in Little China. Fuck man I have a old tape with that and akira on it. takes me back

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:58:14 2016 No.15524973

>>15524945
That's both good, and bad.

Good in that you get to experience them for the first time.
Bad in that you never have. That's like never having seen Star Wars.

The Thing is probably the best horror movie ever made, or at least the most fun to rewatch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 23:59:45 2016 No.15524979 File: 226 KB, 1000x1000, 1467651442369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gotta love nervous ninja's

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:04:21 2016 No.15524990
File: 140 KB, 850x1200, secret agent yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

2nd Prize winner of the sketch raffle! Secret Agent Yeti!

I was going for a no one lives forever/secret agent vibe but idk. I hope it pleases you anon o/

>>15524922
This guy knows what's up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:06:13 2016 No.15524998 >>15524990 That's some fine-ass skindentation right there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:07:10 2016 No.15525002 File: 3.54 MB, 4160x3120, Serial Yeti (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15524908 Congratulations anon, your instincts and cunning have saved you from a gruesome fate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:08:18 2016 No.15525006 >>15524990 That's a whole lot of thick fluff, lovely

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:10:39 2016 No.15525012 >>15525002 I wonder if the paladin knows that guy with the dragon knight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:19:43 2016 No.15525031 >>15524990 She gives off some 70s vibes, which I quite like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:27:19 2016 No.15525044 >>15524990 Now I want to see Totally Spies with MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:51:20 2016 No.15525081 File: 304 KB, 1500x2224, 1468166922490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Gods are Monster Girls too, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 00:55:11 2016 No.15525085 >>15525044 >cookie episode with Holstaur Milk whoa momma

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:04:42 2016 No.15525099 >Walk home from the station listening to the Protomen >Imagine the entire protoman and megaman confrontation playing out word for word but with a hero paladin grill and her older, fallen lilim sister What can't monstergirls improve?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:05:27 2016 No.15525102 >>15525099 Real life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:05:52 2016 No.15525103 >>15525102 Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:06:56 2016 No.15525105 >>15525102 >Implying my life isn't better for knowing about them Shits a font of creativity and venting, mang

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:29:18 2016 No.15525145 >>15525081 I want to get Darkthigh'd by that Darkseid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:32:17 2016 No.15525150 File: 588 KB, 1500x2166, 1444409814247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Charon to join my adventuring party!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:32:21 2016 No.15525151 File: 1.93 MB, 2752x3448, Die for Darkseid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525145 First you must give yourself over to Anti-Life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:33:13 2016 No.15525152 >>15525150 Wouldn't she be busy with her job though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:34:13 2016 No.15525159 >>15525152 When has she ever done her job?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:35:14 2016 No.15525164 >>15525150 What's her class? Is she Pun-Fighter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:36:00 2016 No.15525165 >>15525152 You go on a quest to help her escape her contract with Hades. That's made her a ferrywoman for centuries. After defeating him, she joins your party and you leave the underworld.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:37:00 2016 No.15525167 >>15525151 That's an ugly gorilla/manface she has going on,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:37:17 2016 No.15525168 >>15525165 Last time I fought Hades, he pulled Auron's soul out of his soul-hoard and got burned for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:38:00 2016 No.15525170 File: 68 KB, 507x810, 1468165958538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525151 Done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:38:19 2016 No.15525172 >>15525167 It's Darkseid. Surely you didn't expect delicate features?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:39:08 2016 No.15525175

>>15525164
Maybe she's somewhere between a necromancer and a cleric if that makes sense.

Controlling the flow of lost souls, keeping party members from death's clutches, administering painful spankings with her boat oar/magic staff.

A lot of her lines are filled with puns and cynicism which she got from working at her awful job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:39:31 2016 No.15525177 >>15525170 Fat,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:40:11 2016 No.15525178 >>15525170 Thickseid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:40:54 2016 No.15525179 File: 2.71 MB, 1920x3032, 1468178852483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525177 >calling her fat Not a smart move.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:42:27 2016 No.15525181 >>15525179 FAT AND UGLY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:42:27 2016 No.15525182 File: 160 KB, 566x800, I don't feel like explaining why spider girls are shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if...Harpy / Siren wearing and singing Daft Punk stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:43:29 2016 No.15525185 >>15525181 Lolicon detected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:44:31 2016 No.15525188 >>15525182 >that filename You just made an enemy for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:45:16 2016 No.15525189 >>15525179 >tfw Superman blocks the Omega Beams at the source

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:47:55 2016 No.15525199 >>15525182 I want the pump-a-rum Harpy from Dark Souls to sing and dance to this song alongside a bunch of loud Human rappers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:52:15 2016 No.15525214 File: 128 KB, 800x602, All dat plumage gawd dayum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525188 Did you know birds are a predatory species to spiders?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:53:18 2016 No.15525217 >>15525214 Did you know birds poop out of the hole you stick it into?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:54:44 2016 No.15525224 >>15525217 Doesn't it excite you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:54:45 2016 No.15525225 >>15525214 We need more Harpies that are also birds of prey. Need a big strong Eagle or Falcon Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:55:12 2016 No.15525228 File: 512 KB, 1070x1152, WIP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man, Latenight draws so damn cute I just want to see him draw cute things forever I know that this isn't really Miia but has he drawn a Wock yet? He would draw a cute Wock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 01:56:14 2016 No.15525236 >>15525225 We need Birds of Prey singing lewd songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFP0IoMfsA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:00:25 2016 No.15525248 >>15525236 A great time to be a mobster in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:03:02 2016 No.15525257 I just had the image of a kinky German accented Cheshrie Cat pop into my head and now this boner won't go away. What accent/monstergirl combos would be the most boner inciting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:04:45 2016 No.15525263 >>15525257 Whatever accent Tali from Mass Effect has on a Dark Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:07:26 2016 No.15525272 >>15525263 So sorta Russian?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:08:19 2016 No.15525276 File: 1.06 MB, 1280x1158, 1449465507113-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525257 >tfw no French Spider maid to tuck me in to bed at night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:09:23 2016 No.15525282 File: 855 KB, 1500x1000, 1465098016260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525228 I'm really like the way he draws Kejourous I dont think I've seen him draw a wock. Or a gazer for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:11:03 2016 No.15525289 >>15525276 Would she tease you over getting a boner just from her voice before slipping beneath the covers to give you a blowjob/paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:19:49 2016 No.15525317 File: 246 KB, 1000x1000, 1462595684863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525282 >I'm really like the way he draws Kejourous He's drawn a lot of them you lucky fuck though i guess i can't complain since Loen has spoiled me over the years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:23:05 2016 No.15525334 >>15524030 Number 9. I too know the feeling of rejection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:31:57 2016 No.15525357 File: 538 KB, 1118x1196, 1455079042699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525317 Yeah I'm grateful for it. Toxic draws some Kejourou stuff as well which is pretty cool. Sadly there still isn't that much art of them out there.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:38:50 2016 No.15525372
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It's been a while. Hell, it's been a long while. But here goes some writing that'll hopefully get a chuckle or two. For your perusal, should you deign to read it, Alp Adventures Chapter 15. Otherwise known as "Holy shit, it's been exactly a year and 2 days since my last update??".
http://pastebin.com/LuQ5LvJZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:41:23 2016 No.15525374 >>15525372 Private Paste, doesn't seem to work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:42:20 2016 No.15525377 >>15525372 >Private paste Fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:45:21 2016 No.15525384 >>15525374 >>15525377 My bad. Changed to public. Also, a year and 3 days since my last update. I'll blame it all on it being late here as well as being hot as hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:56:48 2016 No.15525395 File: 19 KB, 700x700, 32491382_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15525372 Sprite monsters are pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:58:01 2016 No.15525397 >>15525372 It's finally back! I could just cry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 02:59:50 2016 No.15525399 >>15525372 Another old-ass story returns? Is the past converging with the present?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:05:41 2016 No.15525409
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>>15525289
She has some class, anon.She's not going to just crawl into bed at the first sign of a hard-on. She'll laugh a little and tease you before her hand drifts under the covers. She wraps her hand around your cock before gently beginning to stroke. She never breaks eye contact with you, talking with you in that sweet, seductive tone of hers. And just before you pop, she stops. She wags a finger at you and says, 'Ahh ahh, nott yet.' before leaving you for the night. This goes on for a solid week until on the eighth night, just as you expect her to blue-ball you, she suddenly puts her whole mouth around your length, drinking it all in as you suddenly and forcefully cum down her throat.

Then comes the sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:08:09 2016 No.15525414 >>15525409 What about the sex?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:09:04 2016 No.15525417
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>>15525395
Growing up with Atari and NES has given me of soft spot for pixel art. Some of the stuff out there is damn well made.

>>15525397
>>15525399
I'll admit to being unreliable as all hell. So I can't help but say to don't get your hopes up. But the urge to write again has been rising a lot lately. I'm forever thinking of scenarios in my head while at work. But by the time I'm home I mostly end up just saying "Fuck it.". Work, sleep, and the occasional gaming has been the trend. My niece has also been getting into anime and I've been trying to steer her on the right path. As well as the occasional matches of Osu we've been having.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:12:29 2016 No.15525425 New thread it up. If you wont, I will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:13:11 2016 No.15525427 >>15525425 No. You wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:14:34 2016 No.15525432 >>15525425 If you're who I think you are then I risk getting a short post block by saying this, but fuck off. How you've gotten away with abusing power like this is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:14:57 2016 No.15525434 >>15525414 Christ, do I have to come up with everything for you, anon? She's a sexy french spider maid who lives to serve you. Webs, femdom, accents, servitude. Use your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:16:20 2016 No.15525437 >>15525432 Shitting on your own floor to try and prove a point does not make a new thread against the rules.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:18:47 2016 No.15525441 [DELETED]

>>15525437
We wait until the thread drops off the board shitheel, that's our way.
But you're probably just gonna delete the thread, start your own thread with a shit OP and then delete anyone who calls you out for being a gigantic fucking baby who has to get his way aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:19:56 2016 No.15525443 >>15525437 There's like 11 threads between us and falling off the end, though. A new thread is fine but it'd probly be better to wait a bit. Having 2 MG threads up is a bit much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:23:18 2016 No.15525447 >>15525443 And there are 5 AKB threads up, your point is invalid.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:25:14 2016 No.15525450

Would you prefer a Cyclops that is an extremely masochistic wallflower, who submits 100% to the man she wants to bully her, frequently tying herself up in lewd costumes and begging you to humiliate her?

Or a "crouching sub, hidden dom" type Cyclops that waits for you to bust your first nut before taking advantage of your weakened state, shoving you on your back and riding you until you're dry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:25:32 2016 No.15525451 >>15525447 So we should sink to that level? The locals already don't like us very much. We don't need fuckers like you stirring the shitpost pot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:26:14 2016 No.15525452 >>15525447 Not contributing to the pointless cluttering of the board is the point. Just because someone else is doing it, doesn't mean we should. Using others' poor judgment to enforce your own point is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:27:14 2016 No.15525453 >>15525450 The second is more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:27:34 2016 No.15525454 >>15525452 Spamming new touhou threads and bumping shit for the sake of getting this thread off faster is contributing pointless clutter. Just make the new thread, same goal without actually being detrimental to the board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:28:47 2016 No.15525457 >>15525454 Oh hi /qa/ guy, is your tinfoil hat getting too tight again?

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:32:07 2016 No.15525463

>>15525454
>Spamming new touhou threads
That's /jp/ with or without the MG threads. My point of not doing it just because others are still stands. And really, the only thing we have to gain by starting another thread is the ability to post images again. Can you honestly not sit tight long enough for just that reason?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:33:22 2016 No.15525465 >>15525463 Why are you on an imageboard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:40:10 2016 No.15525483 >>15525465 For the discussion. Yes, it's an imageboard. But if my sole desire was for images, I'd just go to a booru. Seriously, though. Not being able to post images for a bit doesn't really hinder hinder much. Learn some patience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:43:43 2016 No.15525490 >>15525483 And the other 190 posters should just adhere to a tiny group of autistic loudmouths. So I guess i'm making the thread then if nobody else will, I hope you like spiders.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:51:22 2016 No.15525501

>>15525490
I haven't seen any overwhelming disagreement from "the other 190 posters". But do what you want. Hell, if it puts an end to this off topic tripe, then by all means go ahead and have a field day. You're obviously not going to convince me and neither am I going to convince you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:51:42 2016 No.15525504 >>15525483 Why are you acting like none of this has been said before? It's just falling on deaf ears. Just roll with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:56:13 2016 No.15525512 >>15525504 Mostly because it's been a while since I've actively followed the thread like I have right now. And I didn't think waiting for the current thread to fall off before making a new had become such a matter of contention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:56:38 2016 No.15525513 God, I wish I had a cute Hellhound to cuddle to help me calm down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 03:59:06 2016 No.15525518 >>15525513 > Hellhound > calm down That's not what Hellhounds do, anon. They are not comfy. They are rapists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:01:47 2016 No.15525523 >>15525518 There's no need for rape if I'm willing anon. Also fuck you, you don't dictate what happens in my fantasy. I want a Hellhound to stroke my hair while spooning me.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:04:05 2016 No.15525525

>>15525512
Somebody made it a point of contention recently. Just one. You can do the math. What you could do constructively is make a good OP so our next one is decent. I'd do it but I forget the voodoo you have to do for the links to work.

Instead I'll just be over here writing about mercenary elves.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:12:51 2016 No.15525532

>>15525525
Well, if it isn't one nuisance it's another, I suppose. But I've said what I wanted and gotten it out of my system. Whether it's agreed with or not I really don't have the energy to care about anymore.

But, speaking of writing: Anyone that reads Alp Adventures have any ideas or requests or dirty jokes for my next installment. I have a few ideas but I can't really decide. Plus, I think it'd be kind of fun flesh out another anons idea. So long as it's not like batshit off the wall and such for the story, y'know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:14:48 2016 No.15525535 >>15525532 I think you got the wrong idea. Everybody agrees with you except one person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 04:16:31 2016 No.15525539 >>15525532 I once came up with the character of Jeleton, a Slime girl acting as the flesh on a Skeleton. Try writing that.

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