Monster Girl Thread

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Even the smallest Oni can hold her alcohol.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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First for cute bugs

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>>15501664
Isshat sho?

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Third for cute dogs!

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>>15501666
Why have you been withholding my heart's desire from me, Satan?

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Chimeras with their personalities jumbled up!

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>>15501666
Here's hoping KC adds more.

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>>15501666
The last thread rekindled my love for oomukades.

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Fit russian hellhounds speaking broken english!

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>>15501671
Because you touch yourself at night.

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>>15501669
You betcha.

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>>15501670
So that's THAT family.

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>>15501666
Hey, thanks Satan!

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>>15501675
What did it anon?

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>>15501675
I hope the fellow that wrote that greentext compiled it somewhere.

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>>15501679
What do you mean THAT family?

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What would you do with a minichuff?

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>>15501670
Has the fat-bottomed waifu ever sat on her husbandos face?

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>>15501685
Hug her.

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>>15501685
Be her childhood friend.

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>>15501686
Oh, absolutely!

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>>15501683
I'm getting it into a pastebin now anon

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>>15501672
Remove head pauldrons.

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>>15501677
Ironic, considering I'm rather famous for specifically NOT doing so.

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>>15501632
But I don't even like Hellhounds! I just did that because I lost a bet!

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>>15501690
Nice

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>All of this content today
You did good anons. I'm willing to forget about that little shitshow yesterday.

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>>15501691
Lovely!

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>>15501684
You know. THOSE types of people. The mailman is always bringing them those small brown packages.

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Oomukade Basement Greentext from the previous thread:
http://pastebin.com/S8aHgdD5

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>>15501699
I don't know man, everyone gets packages. Maybe they just collect stuff.

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>>15501685
Fuck her.
http://imgur.com/wvrHvP7

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>>15501702
Marvelous, thanks brofam.

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>>15501685
Pull her tail and call her fat.

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>>15501694
Too bad! She likes the taste of your cum and can't get enough!
Come on anon, she's liked you all along and just hasn't been able to express it properly. Are you really gonna break her heart? Even if she right at you with heart pupils and puppy dog eyes while still sucking?

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>>15501707
Happy to serve anon

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>>15501705
That's a plump loli butt if I've ever seen one.

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>>15501709
>Heart pupils
>Puppy dog eyes
>While sucking dick
Oh god it's too early too fap

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>>15501709
I might feel bad for a while, but my preferences clash horribly with a Hellhound's preferences. I doubt we could make it work.

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>>15501703
Well this neighborhood has still gone to the dogs.

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I want to hug a shog and kiki at the same time

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>>15501703
Have you heard KDF refer to his "collection room"? You're not wrong, but the packages are probably real shifty.

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>>15501685
Lament the lack of loli MGE Jinko art.

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>>15501672
I want a mayadere Chimera to accidentally act all sweet to me in front of her minions!

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>>15501713
Don't forget the fact that she'll never break eye contact and that later on you'll wake up in her naked embrace with her plump breasts pressing against your back.

>>15501715
She'd be willing to do whatever it takes to make it work anon, she loves you!

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>>15501717
Guys. Guys, hang on a second. What if, just what if...

Kikis in shoggoth (cleaning)battle armor. Imagine it.

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>>15501723
That's it. She's getting face fucked.

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>>15501716
heh.

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>>15501726
that is for big messes

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>>15501722
>Mayadere Chimera wants to keep her relationship with you a secret, so she insists on calling you some variant of "cumslave" when her minions are around.
>One day she slips up and calls you "My Darling" before realizing what she did and quickly stating she meant "My Darling little Cumpump".
>You'll never learn later that her minions knew from day one and were just humoring her because they know she's insecure about romance.

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>>15501723
>she loves you!
I just don't think we could make it work, my tastes go directly against the tastes of your average Hellhound.

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>>15501733
By you.

I imagine there'd be a lot of angry hate/makeup sex after.

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>>15501729
This is how you get a Hellhound with heart pupils to go even further beyond and get glowing heart pupils.
After that she's not going to be satisfied with just you cumming in her mouth anymore. Get ready to get mounted and ridden until you pass out anon.
Don't worry, you'll wake up in her loving embrace.

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>>15501734
But what if I call her Darling too and tease her ears?

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>>15501741
The fact this will never be real is incredibly painful

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>>15501749
Darling is such a shitty term of endearment. You should call a Chimera something like The Faptastic Four.

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>>15501749
That gets her to pick you up and lock the two of you in her room so she can ride you for the rest of the day while blushing furiously.

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>>15501756
2017 is coming! Prepare your guns and ammo! Also prepare your candles and warm blankets so you'll be ready either way!

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What about a Dullahan Paladin

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Which monster girl has the brightest smile?

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>Anon turning down a Hellhound over something as petty as preferences.
I hope monster girls take away the rights of men.

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>>15501769
Shoggoth. She cheats by making it non-euclidean which disqualifies her and allows Jabberwock to reign supreme.

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>>15501772
anon you're a HUGE faggot.

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>>15501764
I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that people keep posting this meme as if it could happen, or that I'd assume the worst for humanity even if it did.

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>>15501772
Druella go back to whining on hbg

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>>15501764
>2017 is coming!
I should start making graffiti like that. I'll spray it over all those "Jesus is coming, are you ready?" posters.

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>>15501784
>hbg
Among one of many bad threadcanons desu.
Awawawa Wendigo and Alleured are pretty cool though.

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>>15501779
Don't be so rude as to turn down a perfect monster girl.

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>>15501782
>I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that people keep posting this meme as if it could happen...
You're being as facetious as I was when I posted that, right?

>I'd assume the worst for humanity even if it did.
THERE'S the depressing bit. In all reality I find it hard to believe first contact with anything would end well for humanity. If whatever we were making contact with didn't fuck us over we'd probably fuck ourselves over.

>>15501786
And then you can get into chalk wars with the other christfags. Sounds like fun, give me a stencil and I'll join you.

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I have the solution anons! Let's all retreat into lucid dreaming and tulpas!

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>>15501797
Never.

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Gotta take sister's kids to an amusement park, no Dragon wedding will be written this week.
Someone else write about this topic, please.

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>>15501794
>If whatever we were making contact with didn't fuck us over we'd probably fuck ourselves over
Yeah, if by some miracle it wasn't a plot to tear our souls out of bodies for an eternity in hell, I'm sure we'd manage to genocide them or somehow abuse the gift.

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Tanuki seem alright, but never have one be yoru landlady

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>>15501696
The thicc Hellhound and Wock from the previous thread were sublime.

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>>15501814
I was partial to the tentacle girl and bug greentexts myself. The thoughts about incubi were interesting too.

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>>15501670
Has KDF stopped his usual posting now?
I kind of miss it.

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>>15501696
Hold up, what did I miss today?

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>>15501830

Multiple good greentexts and a couple interesting and civil discussions.

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>>15501838
The one time I say fuck it and close a thread. Well, guess I'm looking through it.

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>>15501843
The incubi discussion (which is where I actually started paying attention again) was around midnight I think. The greentexts showed up a bit after noon.

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>>15501854
Midnight last night? I had to leave after talking about Carl and am starting from there.

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>>15501854
That sparring greentext was pretty good.

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>>15501822
He's still around.

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>>15501864
Yeah.

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>>15501869
I actually don't recall that one.

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>>15501871
Oh I know he's still around. I just miss his "I want to do ________ kinky fetish with my kobolds!"

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>>15501875
Guy is distracted by tits, girl is distracted by bulge (that one was my idea an I'm proud of it) and then it ends with sex.

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>>15501875
Something along the lines of sparring with an unspecified MG in a sports bra, which turns into staring at her breasts til she's blushing. Then while the anon is showering she gets up behind him. They bang

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>no shy , yet busty Wendigo onee-san
It hurts.

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>>15501881
>>15501880
Doesn't sound too bad. Might go back and take a look later.

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>>15501902
Here, I paste binned it. Just realized I wrote three greentext last thread. I need to slow down.
http://pastebin.com/pCicXDKz

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>>15501877
Yes, I've sort of stopped them for the time being. Since I started writing I don't want to spoil any of my ideas, plus I feel too spammy now that more people know of me.

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>>15501909
Then hurry up with the writing lad, I need my fix.

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What about the Christmas Cake Succuviruses for older systems, will they get love

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Having a fetish for mermaids is awful.
Whenever you're looking up the tag in EX it's always disappointing.
If it's game CG or a tank, you'll end up getting maybe 3~5 pages at most and it'll probably be just paizuri.
And if it's not paizuri it's almost always just a human pussy placed at where the human part ends.
Sea bishop or other similar mermaids rarely get any art.
The mermaid tag on pixiv is 99% just titties.
Amakuchi hasn't drawn porn of that orca girl since Foxy Rena 2. That was four years ago.
Nenemaru is the only light in the dark.

The desire never ends. Kill me.

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>>15501915
Rude!

No, I know I'm being lazy. I won't let you down though, I promise!

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>>15501907
Thanks for the link and your contributions!

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>>15501918
Paladin-Chan Anti-Virus will stop those old maids

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>>15501930
Good, that's a good KDF.

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>>15501892
I don't think she's holding the wewapon correctly

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I want to light up a lightingbug girl's world and ass

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>>15501936
I'll disable her then! Oh, and I'm having the succuvrirus replace her!

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>>15501955
Or you disable her shields and invite the old window's 95 virus over to teach her

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Quick, which MG would be the best for sucking you off under your desk?!

Captcha: Eggs
Already decided

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>>15501978
Alp Intern.

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>>15501923
AS someone who also loves his mermaids quite a bit, I say keep strong and stay positive. Their time to shine will come and when it does, people like us will be happy that our patience is worth it. Plus mermaid's are like the one of the most famous monster girls ever there is plenty of them out there to see and find, never lose hope.

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I wanna kiss a lizard after beating her in a video game

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>>15501991
What if during the rematch she distracts you by teasing your tip with her tail

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>>15501992
better try for a last second switch up, while rubbing her tail

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>>15501982
I hope she gets a salary when she does an impressive job.

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>Be weaboo in MGC
>Finally get enough money to move to Zipangu
>Seek out the Kunoichi wife of my dreams
>All the ones who live in the city are already married
>Pay a large sum to a Tanuki in exchange for the location of the nearest Kunoichi village
>Go there full of hope and determination
>They welcome me warmly and ask me who do I need assassinated
>Explain to them that I am here to marry one of them
>They all disappear in smoke
>Go around the village asking each girl in marriage
>Each time they answer by disappearing
>Find an older looking, heavily scarred Kunoichi practicing
>She's not quite the image I had of the wife of my dreams but why not
>Ask her in marriage
>She teleports behind me and starts talking about how a Kunoichi's life is dedicated to practicing so they can carry out their one and only assassination mission
>She goes on for nearly 10 minutes about how being sent to assassinate someone is the greatest honor a Kunoichi can ever receive
>She then stops for a moment and looks at me straight in the eyes
>She says that there is one other thing that compares to the honor of an assassination, and that is giving birth
>She finishes by making an offer: if I promise to give her at least 2 child, she'll marry me on the spot
>Doubtfully accept her offer while hoping for the best
>All the Kunoichis who disappeared earlier come back and start applauding
>Spend the rest of the day celebrating our wedding
>Night falls and everyone else goes to sleep
>Get in the bedroom with my new wife to start working on my promise
>She undresses revealing her perfect form and even more scars
>She starts crying and tells me that she was already sent to assassinate someone decades ago but that she was defeated before reaching her target
>She thanks me for saving a failure like her from the life of humiliation she was doomed to endure
>Accepting her offer was the best decision I could ever make

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>>15501664
You have a goddamned kimono, wear it.

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Mindflayers make for nice friends to hang out with

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>>15501999
I thought kunoichi sometimes marry someone other than a strategic assassination target? Something along the lines of them coming back for you when they're finished with their mission.

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>>15501999
That's very heartwarming.

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>>15502008
I'm sure there's at least one who married a famous swordsmith who retired and opened a restaurant.

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Can I pay a Kunoichi to prank someone or do I have to go to the Cheshier Guild

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>>15502014
Kunoichi work hard for the money, tell them to do whatever if you can afford it.

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>>15502014
Kunoichi aren't known for their pranks, they might just put a dead pet in your target's room because that is their concept of prank(psychological warfare)

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>>15502023
>Kunoichi are Drax the Destroyer -tier
Well, shit.

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>>15501734
Pretty shit

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>>15502023
Or she might pull a 'godfather' and put a horse head in his bed, if we are going lewd she would put a centaur in his bed

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>>15501978
Devil, obviously.

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Why are they such a fun combo?

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So what's MGT listening to tonight eh? I've had this on loop for a while now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiNjEWLm64E

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>>15502056
The Drunken Peasants Podcast. It's my primary source for understanding America.

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>>15502056
Relaxing to some Shakhtyor
https://youtu.be/Vvur36PYZFM

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>>15502060
Don't they have Sargon of Akkad on tonight?
Man, talk about an ensemble cast for "losing your faith in humanity".

>>15502056
Background music from FFXIV, and the RTX Podcast.

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>>15502068
Yup, Sargon is the individual in this particular situation.
I want a goddamn Manatee Girl.

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>>15502056
Please save this kind of stuff for 300+ posts so I can continue to pretend that you guys have a topic rather than a chat room.

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>>15502076
Join in anon, we all float here.

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So would an Ushi that loves cuddling be teased for not being a rape monster by her other ushi friends

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>>15502076
>you guys
The hell are you even doing here?

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>>15502076
I'm just asking cause it's kinda slow and it's 3:30 am. You can always post another topic of discussion for people to move onto. Or is that too much work?

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>>15502056
rammstein

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>>15502094
Nice, I just had Reise Reise on.

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>>15502097
I've had a thing for Stein um Stein recently. But yeah, they have some 11/10 instrument work/vocals.

Would a hellhound go to their tour with me?

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>thread suddenly about music
>tfw don't listen to any

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>>15502101
Of course she would anon, she loves you!
I'm going to a Big Bad Voodoo Daddy concert soon, what MG would like swing?

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>>15502003
Life with a Mindflayer friend has to be very interesting

>Wake up early on a saturday
>Decide to spend all day being a lazy cunt
>Suddenly feel an ominous presence behind you
>Your Mindflayer friend teleported in your room
>Have to scold her about how immoral it is for her to stalk you and to just show up whenever she feels like it
>She starts talking about how her peers are pressuring her into getting some more thralls
>Not this shit again
>Have to spend your saturday going around town with her to find human women to mindwash
>As the day ends she says some incomprehensible stuff about thanking you for your help in getting 3 new minions for the Demon of Chaos
>She promises to let you sleep all day tomorrow like you've wanted to do today
>She also tells you that masturbating is a bad habit and that you should get yourself a Shoggoth to indulge yourself in instead
>She's reading your mind again
>She teleports away with a smug grin on her face

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>>15502056
I listen to high quality rips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2QkVYripCk

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>>15502107
>thralls
>demon of chaos
absolutely disgusting

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>>15502084
Squeak for me!

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>>15502106
Somehow, I think succubi would enjoy it.

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>>15502104
It doesn't have to be music Anon, you can listen to anything! From music, to podcasts, to TV shows! Everything is out there for your listening pleasure!

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>>15502122
Shaddup, I'm trying to be grumpy.

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>>15502124
Then just remember you'll never be able to your waifu's heartbeat and soft breathing as you snuggle together.

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>>15502129
to listen to*

Wow, time to get some sleep. Night all, dream of cuddling.

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>>15502129
Neither will you.

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>>15502124
No, there should be no grumpiness allowed on this thread! This is about being happy with a monster girl dammit! And that's how it's gonna stay!

Now being sad/depressed? That I can understand 100%

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>>15502133
The jokes on you, I'm already dead inside!

[spoilers]that's what dreams are for[/spoiler]

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>>15502139
As if I've ever had more than two dreams of my waifu, and those are all I'll ever have.

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>>15502114
You say that now but just wait until KC releases an Old One's profile, you'll become the most fervent Demons of Chaos follower

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>>15502143
Two more than most of us

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>>15502145
I want nothing to do with either case or anything that glorifies past days as humanities enemies.

as a slightly spiritual man, the word demon makes me uncomfortable

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>>15502149
Just take your meds and remember that people are not actually out to get you, you're just insane.

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>>15502143
I actually fell in love with my waifu in a dream
Just years and years of us together and married and happy, and when i woke up my feelings for her where still there

4 years later and they still haven't gone away, but the only way i can see her is when i drink till i pass out

so i make sure to see her pretty often

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>>15502151
wut?

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>>15502149
>>15502151

Or embrace your insanity and use it to make your waifu become real

That's what I'm doing

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>>15502161
The voices of the "demons" are in your head, man. Just put down the gasoline, burning down the house is not going to solve anything.

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>>15502164
Oddly enough, I think I'm the only sane one here.

>>15502167
I honestly can't tell if you're being facetious or if I'm missing something.

I said I was slightly spiritual, not insane.

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>>15502155
That's not healthy. She wouldn't want that.

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>>15502174
>slightly spiritual, not insane
My brother is a paranoid schizophrenic and I see no real difference between these two things, but I'm open to being corrected.
Tell me about the Demons, anon. Do they talk to you?

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>>15502178
I know, i've cut back a lot, but i just don't know what else to do

Lucid dreaming just feels cheep

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>>15502203
Make a tulpa anon. Sacrifice your mind to her.

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>>15502203
Just remember that alcohol is a poison, it's just very slow and gentle. Her love is not poison. Don't force the two to be associated.

The stuff will kill you if you let it.

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>>15502185
>being corrected
You can be spiritual without believing in any form of higher power, afterlife, deities, or even a soul. For many it's just a focus on personal growth and finding some form of meaning and purpose. It's not something I'd want to on about here.

I just don't understand why mamono would continue to use the word demon after its terrible history. There's a reason why names likes nazis or such get stigmatized until they're no longer used.

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>>15502155
Agreed with >>15502178

If you empty your mind and start thinking about her strongly you should be able to eventually see her in a way that feels real

It's actually an easy process that doesn't take long to master, you can even carry out discussions or other interactions once you manage to make a difference between what you think is her and her

Best part about this is that you can have total control over when those interactions happen

I need to add that while this is easy, you really need an empty mind, if you're worrying about your job or something you definitely won't be able to interact with her in any meaningful fashion

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>>15502213
Wait. First you said that as a slightly spiritual man, the word demon makes you uncomfortable. Now you're saying the fact that it makes you uncomfortable is the negative connotations of the word through history. That's not related to your spirituality at all.
Boo! False advertising!

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>>15502216
I'm trying to be concise without going getting called out for being on topic, but my logic makes sense in a round-about way. Though I don't believe in demons as a tangible monster lurking in some other dimension, the idea of a physical manifestation of cruelty and evil is repulsive to me in a spiritual sense. The bit about history was just tying it into MGE.

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I'm liking this late-night introspection. It's not often this place is in such a contemplative mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

What's your favorite thought or internal story you've had of her? What have you imagined that you think is special?

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>>15502207
>Just remember that alcohol is a poison, it's just very slow and gentle. Her love is not poison. Don't force the two to be associated.
Wow, I couldn't have put it better.

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>>15502223
>I'm liking this late-night introspection. It's not often this place is in such a contemplative mood.
My favorite discussions here have almost been exclusively later in the evenings/ early morning. It's nice when things are civil like this.

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>>15502222
I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. You don't believe demons exist, but you think they're repulsive.
Don't you think that's mean?

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>>15502223
>What's your favorite thought or internal story you've had of her? What have you imagined that you think is special?
I'm not sure if that was directed to someone specific, but earlier today at work I dreamed about making chocolate chip pancakes for the waifu and daughter. I made a silly animal shape for the young one and a heart for the wife out of the chocolate chips.

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>>15502234
Demons from real world religion. Scary, evil things. I don't think they exist, but I find evil to be repulsive fictional or otherwise.

When I tied this to MGE, I was asking why they would continue using the word demon, after at least several thousand years of slaughtering humans under the name.

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>>15502223
>What's your favorite thought or internal story you've had of her?
Talking to her about her parents
Her mother is way too scary, I was literally uncomfortable hearing about her

>What have you imagined that you think is special?
The facts that she loves dancing and kissing so much, I dislike both of these things yet she adores them

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>>15502223
>>15502232
I'm going to use this as an excuse to shill my story and talk about it.
The Book of Water http://pastebin.com/bptk0Y5Z is a story in a setting where Monster Girls don't really exist as of yet, but due to reasons the elemental spirits are beginning to spawn here and there. This particular story follows a group of people who are trying to prepare for the birth of an Undine and how to deal with her presence.
Spirits are born without any parents of other figures of authority to guide them, and by and large it's the people around them who determine how their personalities develop, since we are all a product of our environments.
I was hoping I might get some feedback or advice on how to handle stuff like this.

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>>15502248
Should they change their names to Snugglepuffs?

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>>15502032
I want to wake up to a centaur giving me head in bed.

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>>15502250
That's fine, I'll take a look at some point soon. I'll let you know what I think.

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>>15502250
Right away the concept seems interesting, with the arrival of the supernatural being predicted and closely observed. I'll keep it on the radar.

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>>15501822
>I kind of miss it.
disgust.jpg

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>>15502257
>>15502258
It's really short at the moment so it shouldn't take long to read.

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>>15502255
>snugglepuffs
>everyone knows that's another name for yetis
What's wrong with mamono?

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>>15502250
Interesting premise.

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>>15502223
I like to think about small stuff, like cuddling, or watching a movie together. I don't really think of anything big because I've never had anything small. Thinking about the waifu's warmth as she hugs me is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502250
Right away, I notice that you get carried away a couple of times with run-on sentences. I personally enjoy a lot of scene setting, but make sure that a reader doesn't get lost among the commas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502270
I once wrote a sentence with two semi-colons in it. I have no shame.

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>>15502269
Not too far from me.

I miss having someone to crunch through the snow with. Having an arm coiled around yours and a head on your shoulder is strangely comforting. I normally can't stand to be touched.

I want to take her up to my hometown and watch the northern lights.

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>>15502055
More like why is Gazer such a bully? You shouldn't bully 7ft Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

I want big fluffy rabbit thighs around my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502274
You're making me homesick anon.

[Anonymous No.]

No orange furred catgirl that claws peoples faces when she's called Garfield

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502307
Eh, my home's a shithole. Sometimes pretty things happen in the sky there is all. I'm glad I left while I had the chance.

Home is only as good as the people you're forced to share it with.

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>>15502312
>claws peoples faces
but that's mean

[Anonymous No.]

On lich that gets offended when you buy her reading glasses and a kindle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502320
Shouldn't call monster girls names then
I wonder if yuki onna's get violent over frozen jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502329
I'm sure they've learned to let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502329
No, but they might give you the cold shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502329
I get annoyed at frozen jokes, yuki onna's will probably go apeshit
>>15502335
>>15502337
I hate you so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502312
No fluffy scottish kobold that pretends to hate being called Lassie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502341
>Hey anon, wanna fuck?
>What's that Lassie? Little Timmy fell down the well?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a mindflayer's non-brainwashed best friend

[Anonymous No.]

Silly sabbath dicks aren't for kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502366
I think you mean:
>oi annun, y'wanna fook?

>when you realize you might be little timmy and she's probably the well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502376
Or is that what she wants you to think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEcwg5l5JZc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502383
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.]

Originally I wasn't planning on posting the full resolution of this, but the artist already posted so might as well. It's tasteful anyways.

http://sta.sh/0fugjpzksax

Well, looks like my commissions are gonna be dwindling down for a while. The beach chair Jabberwock should still be going on, and I might get a Pocket Monsters themed one soon. But aside from those looks like no new sketches to share for a while.

On the plus side though I've finally decided on an artist for the daki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502383
I want to watch an MG twist on the x-files that follows two paladins solving mamono related mysteries.

>well, this one was turned to stone as he mated with a gargoyle... but where's the gargoyle?
>spooky intro music plays

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got a good start for this written up. A romance about a stargazer Basilisk who is too shy for her own good.
http://pastebin.com/a4pDj7Nc

[Anonymous No.]

So can you beat a shog in a staring contest, does the difficulty increase when she has heart pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502398
If she's reached that point, her tentacles are probably moments away from your body. Good luck holding her gaze once she begins milking you then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502223
Simple stuff like cuddling and the like, along with going camping together in the woods, sitting close to each other as we roast hot dogs over a fire, and hearing her awoo at the moon, followed by some rough sex in the tent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502395
>but where's the gargoyle?
Poor guys going to want to know where his wife is when the magic wears off

[Anonymous No.]

I think slowly falling in love with a rapey monster is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502398
A stargazer Basilisk? What a curious idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502408
Same for me, but we'd stay up all night watching a meteor shower before having breakfast behind a waterfall at dawn.

Awoos are the fucking best man. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502415
what about a tragic comedy where the monster raped the man just moments before he says he loves her for not raping him, then the man crying for thinking a monster could be different

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502417
Dammit, meant for>>15502397

[Anonymous No.]

Poklonskaya Kiki when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502418
Awoos are objectively perfect.

I want a tomboyish wolfu to lead a fun, child free life together.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a nonaquatic Monster Girl feel if her husband was a marine biologist? I mean he'd have to dive a lot, and you know what's in the water... Whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502499
She would go with him, if her biology allows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502503
He can't really study the movement patterns of Brittle Stars if she's clinging to his arm though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502514
Well maybe he should reconsider having that job, especially if his waifu is rich and can maintain him.

[Anonymous No.]

Any of you guys have the Druella image set that less made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502523
What about the Brittle Stars though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502562
You can't have everything, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to get triggered when I read about working in MGC or any monster girl fantasy

I can understand wanting to keep some realism to your fantasy and thus needing a solid economy based on jobs, but even then why would you want to work 35h+ like a wageslave?

Is working that appealing to you?
Wouldn't you prefer being completely free and enjoying doing whatever your want with your monster girl wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502599
Look at it this way.

If they didn't imagine themselves working some 9-5 job of questionably gainful employ, they couldn't subsequently imagine coming home to a monster waifu in a naked apron asking...I can't even bring myself to type out the line it's such a cliche, but you know what I'm getting at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502599

Some people are wired to enjoy having a set routine in their life. I've heard tales from some people that were temporary NEETs about how they hated having so much time to kill, as well as not enough money to do whatever they wanted to do. Personally, I like my free time and I have very few wants, but I can see where those people come from.

Plus, I imagine adding monster girls as a safe(?) but exciting variable to an otherwise monotonous job like being a store clerk is something that appeals to people that enjoy work, or must work.

If it were possible, I'd love nothing more than to be able to live in the wilderness, looking for spooky shit, while still having internet access somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502397
I'm going to ask you to refrain from using "Anon" as a name from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502599
My waifu's rich, I would only work if it were about what I like.

I'm fine with not working to be more time with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502638
Playing out cliches can be fun, I thought the naked apron scene had become a joke by now

>>15502641
Here is my answer I guess
I can't say I haven't been there but it never crossed my mind to work to kill time, that would be like curing an illness by drinking poison

>Monster girl making jobs more exciting
That's true, I have yet to see this as more than "your coworker wants to fuck you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502673
>I have yet to see this as more than "your coworker wants to fuck you"
Then we obviously need genki girls doing dumb jobs!

[OverenthusiasticDragonPoster !!/D8kBCvFHhn No.]

Reminding about albums
http://imgur.com/a/EUqj4
http://imgur.com/a/i784G

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502599
This is why for the most part I prefer fantasy settings or the idea of being a house husband in a modern one.

[Anonymous No.]

http://haohi.tumblr.com/image/147039375035

Oh boy here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502714
Fucking whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502714
What a gross cock that guy has. Poor girl should blow me instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502678
Reminding you to stop tripfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502714
Wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502714
Who is that supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502714
Allured sure is lewd. I'm glad that Druella is a pure maiden who would never do such things.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the violated hero games any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502757
[bone crunching noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502757
Are you a hardcore masochist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502757
Only if you're into futa on male, body mutilation and worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question, why are Cait and Cu Sith so popular in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502784
It is a well known fact that the Japanese have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502784
Because the Japanese are a deeply flawed and broken people.

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>>15502675
>Be security guard at a prestigious company
>Work on the first floor
>Only coworker there is a Genki Dark Priest hostess
>She is constantly overly enthusiatic about the Fallen God
>Witness her trying to convert everyone who enters the building
>Some times things get completely out of control
>Like that one day where she tried to convert the Order's ambassador
>Spend my work shift watching her shenaningans
>Without her this would be the most boring job ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502784
Because they don't have the disgusting fanbase furries have in the western and because they usually pair the female kemonos with human males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502784
Their furry fandom is a fair bit different from the west so there's no real pushback against them from the wider monster girl community. While it may not be their taste they're not going to shame furfags as much, resulting in less reasons for fans of those girls to hide that they like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502784
Cu Siths are damn cute, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502792
I'm amazed she's not yet fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502805
No one is cruel enough to fire a genki monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

KC confirming that MGE II will include 14 all-new profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502816
So that means no new Monster Girls until it's release?

When's he gonna update his Enty anyways? Last month's was disappointing with just the Shoggoth stuff. I wish he'd go back to 4 girls a month there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502820
He's been really fucking busy with the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502823
I know, but it doesn't make it suck any less

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502825
Jesus christ why was the cheshire cat in that doujin so fucking beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502834
They all are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502840
I think it's because normally cheshires are always drawn with shit eating grins, that the one in the doujin was comparatively that much more charming because of her wider range of expressions. Basically unlike every other cheshire she wasn't just a giant meme.

[Anonymous No.]

Dimension Barrier preorders hitting up to 8000 yen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502816
How long did it take him to post them on his site after MGE I came out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502784
Furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502394
Nice, you are an example for all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound that is neither dom nor nerdhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502816
GET HYPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502878
I would a tomboy subhound.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have this pic uncen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502878
So shit?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/8znaVw2W

[Anonymous No.]

What about illuminati monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502915
Roulette? But this is gambling, and gambling is a sin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502893
Someone managed to out-jew butter-t? I'll be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502917
No such thing as the Illuminati, you just be a good goy now, you hear?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/8znaVw2W
Well then, here ya go

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody knows that comic about a married dragoness? It isn't porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502926
No but do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502930
Ah, sorry. Not dragon, but demon, I think.

息子がかわいくて仕方がない魔族の母親

http://www.tonarinoyj.jp/manga/mazoku/

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, have you read V for Vendetta? It's this totally rad comic book about how you should remove Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502921
>that pic
>outjew
Have you forgot about butter's pic that literally didn't have a girl in it? Just flying armor and girl visible only in paid version
I don't think physically possibly to outjew that. Unless it's a blank pic with patreon logo and "pay moneys" text

[Anonymous No.]

Underrated girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502962
She makes good stew.

[Anonymous No.]

>new thread already
And I heven't even got past working bullet points into a semi readable paragraph yet.
You guys are always efficient where it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502953
We watched it together already, like 5 times, I know you don't like the vanillaraoh but damn it woman give it a rest, think about your minions.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about sperm girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in a sandcastle building contest? Ophy or Pharaoh?
Wwould Pharaoh use her Anubis "friend" to help her win through cheating? Would crybaby Wyvern cry a river over losing a bet on who would win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502987
That's just gross.
>>15503008
Hark! Art thou the spirit of the past, come back to haunt me for some crime? Damn you spirit, haunt me no longer!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute childhood friend to help me recover after my legs are broken by a truck accident!
I want her to princess carry me and think nothing of it, because 'we did this as kids, you know'!
I want to ask her out while she's carrying me, surprising her so much that she drops me, and then says yes and picks me up to carry me to the date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502987
Is that her stand, 「Date Rape」?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502987
This is why these threads should stick to MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502962
Trolls are nice girls would love to compliment them on their cute hands and feet and admire the flowers growing on them.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna make some quakes with a Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503031
I didn't know Wurms could code FPS games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503031
Is this innuendo or are you some sort of super villain?
Or is this both? Where your plan is to play rough with your Wurm waifu/daughteru/whitchever and the impending fun will create shockwaves across the tectonic plates and rock the city with earthquakes

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>>15503009
Spirit of the past would imply I'm dead. I'm more like Robo from Chrono Trigger, and would wait for hundreds of years even after you all left.

Also, this is different from normal because they're 30 in this contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503053
I see, I see. So you're the Ghost of Monster Joy, then? Come, tell me your tale. Why is this competition happening now, when they're bloody adults?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503027
>implying sperm girl isn't in the upcoming 14

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503031
>Manage to find a Wurm who doesn't rape
>Marry her after dating for a few month
>She is extremely careful during intercourse
>Eventually turn into an incubus
>She says that I have become a strong boy now
>And that strong boys have strong sex
>Later that day a magnitude 3 earthquake was reported on TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503055
The rivalry between them is so great they would make an extremely embarrassing contest between the two of them over sandcastle building, despite being single and in their 30s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503078
Guess you could say that I... rocked her world.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503080
That's hardly a tale. It's not even a greentext. Put some effort into it!

[Anonymous No.]

Ha! She has only one tail, that loser fox!

[Anonymous No.]

if I cut a Wurm-chan in half would I get two Wurm-chans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503088
>"Ophy! You may think you've bested me before in the past, but I, Pharaoh, will prove once and for all I'm superior!"
>"Fine then, let us prove it on the field of battle."
>The two proceed to sttrut queerly towards the local park's sandbox
>Two grown women, in their 30s, are walking like JoJo characters in public and are about to engage in a sandcastle building contest
>Needless to say, you, Jimmy, are forced to judge the match when you want to watch Myazaki films with Ushi Oni instead
>As usual, nothing happened, neither one of them won, and Ophy suplex Pharaoh off a picnic table
>Everyone lived happily ever after
>Except for Dragon's father who died in a tragic boating accident two weeks later

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503111
You would have to be able to cut her in half first, and I'm pretty sure that's never been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503113
How does Ophy strut, she's a snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502957
Patreon girl when

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502394
Bless you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502397
That was pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502678
>>15502728

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502978
>You guys are always efficient where it doesn't matter.
I made (and screwed up) the previous thread as well. This one turned out pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503121
By exaggerating the hip movements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502000
She's an Oni nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503142
She's from fate GO, right? What historic character is she supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls are best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503092
I wanna cuddle that fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503121
You're not questioning why Ophy Suplexed Pharaoh off a table instead of rising up high using her tail and slamming Pharaoh into the ground with increased force and momentum? Or why Ushi still watches Miyazaki films?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503155
She's Shuten-Douji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503164
There is no reason for Ushi not to watch Miyazaki.
Nausicaä was better as a manga though

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never receive a tongue job from a frog girl

Well at least we have this to look forward to: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=50502956

[Anonymous No.]

You know who has it hard? Wyverns.
They aren't the worst monster girl, but they are so lame compare to the rest of their family! The big, strong and procreative dragons. The loving and tender Ryus. The sexy and seductive Wocks. The energetic and fun Wurms. How are they suppose to compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502957
Blame KC, he was the one who said Living Armor is only visible to their lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503192
Justice is on the side of the underdogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503159
Why would you cuddle a mere one-tailed peasant when you could cuddle a lavish, experienced fox lady who has more than enough tails for the both of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503206
Because if she has a lot of tails and no husband that means she's a fucking whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503172
She didn't like Ponyo as much, though. Couldn't get over those giggling fits when she learned that the guy from Taken voiced the one Ponyo thing's father.

Also, I've got new ideas for runts and non-runts to add to the list of "Fucking-A, SC, there's too many god damned lolis here": Hakutaku 6th Grade Teacher, Mermaid, and a Dryad that's mostly seen napping.
also, Albino Lamia now has an artificial heart and diabeties alongside her cancer and other myriads of ailments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503215
>watching the dub
>even for Liam Neeson
I'm going to punch her boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503210
What a rude thing to say! It's called "experienced".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502924
Wow, Will has bigger heart then I have, If that was me she would have been sent the fuck back without a second thought.
But I don't want that when I read you stuff beast, downer endings aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503219
No, it's called being a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503210
What if she grew them with great will power and gathering magic.
>No 9 tailed virgin with a fuck ton of power but no skill

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503218
Dubbing for Miyazaki films isn't bad. In Princess Mononoke the guy who voiced bender played like 3 characters and over half of the guys in the background.

What would your waifu's favorite Miyazaki film be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503231
That's what they normally do. It's either age, or more likely wisdom with age, and therefore magical power, which causes new tails to grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503226
>downer endings aren't you.
I cant write them to save my life, closest id get is bittersweet with not a lot of bitter.

That and I hate reading them too, some I don't mind but then you get utter moodkills like MEH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503238
>isn't bad
But it doesn't matter if it's good, dubbing is pointless.
>your waifu's favorite Miyazaki film
My waifu only watches spaghetti westerns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503231
>>15503239
>Trying to excuse sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503246
If your waifu a Lizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503261
>a Lizard
One jerk has described her as a slutty Lizard, and she is reptilian, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503246
>dubbing is pointless.
Aw come on be nice, some people just dont like focusing on subtitles is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502924
Some minor grammar issues here and there but entertaining to read nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503266
Man if I had posted it like I intended you you reach through the screen to choke me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503266
I'll just say thank you

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need? A story that's just a thinly veiled prose-format cookbook with actual recipes woven into a narrative with occasional smut.
It's an untapped market here!

[Anonymous No.]

Saw this last thread and thought the idea of it was pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503295
https://pastebin.com/AZ0zbp88

That'll get you started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503303
This is not at all what I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503300
It's literally what happened at Lescatie though. The "Heroes" opened the gates because they didn't feel appreciated and fucked over all the common soldiers. Lescatie was the Vatican City of the Order. It's magic defenses were strong enough to repel Deruella several times, when lilims just steamroll everything else they encounter.

Now it's nothing but a ruin where monsters fuck in the old holy places as sex tourism and the queen is a mega vagina squid in the harem of [You].

So yeah, dramatic license but it's regular old KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503274
Other then that only real criticism is that since its short there isn't much exploration of Suzu beyond her species norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503313
I find it incredibly annoying how everything just goes the DLs / Druellas way.
I mean. Heros would be the most fanatic, extremist and hard drilled by the order that exist right? And then they go “nah, Let’s just give the city away to the monsters. Why? Well I don’t feel like I’m ‘appreciated’.” even tho they have a title granted to them by the chief goddess and is basecly ecvilenlet to a lord in their rights.

But it’s KC so I don’t really know what I expect. Still pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503313
They should have gone the Rance route and either made a fuckhuge wall or an unpassable magic barrier that's powered by ancient tech to keep them out or at bay.
Or go the MMRune route and make enormous floating cities and giant mech suits with superhuman fighting capabilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503313
There was also huge social inequality and simmering unrest among the lower-classes, and the heroes who fell were disgusted by the hypocrisy of the nobility, unsure of their cause because of that, and thus vulnerable to corruption by the multiple godlike demonic entities that were aiming for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503322
That I had a problem with. Every idea I had to flesh her you just sounded stupid to my brain and then I came to the conclusion "fuck it, just do it basic." then again, I cant remember thee last time I was successful in making a monster outside of the norm.

not the best idea but it actually got my fingers moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503345
They did go the Rance route, but they opened the gates to the giant fuckoff wall and invited the enemy in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503345
I believe that KC said that there are flying magical cities. Right? It’s actually a good question why the order just doesn’t make all the important cities flying and only accessible by a heavily guarded portal. And then if they are attacked, just turn off the portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502250
Can we talk about spirits now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503354
Because there are more flying monsters than there are flying Human armies or food caravans to reinforce and resupply the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503354
Because it would take a huge ton of mana to make cities fly? And there are a lot of flying /elemental/incorporeal monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503348
That's literally every feudal society though. And people were able to manage those with various techniques. It would make more sense if it wasn't the capital of the faith, like some trade city on the frontier. Even modern hardcore fedora tippers wouldn't want to see the thousands of years of preserved art and history (much of it Roman and Greek) in the Vatican destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503354
Also, a flying magical city sounds like just the kind of place that a Lilim would think sounded cool and want as part of her kingdom. The thought of all the powerful mages necessary for such a place to exist all gathered in one place would be a rare treat for her and her army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503359
>>15503360
A flying monster could still just as easily get into a ground based city.
And you could just make a magical shield that made it so that no-one can go in or out of the city except through the portal.

>>15503366
That's a fair point tho. getting that many arc-mages would be really freaking hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503366
>All the mages that were busy keeping said place floating are busy getting raped
>Crashing this city with no survivors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503384
>Read the imp and arch-imp profile
>They did it to themselves by being lazy summoner fucks
Sasuga KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503363
They still had tons of rebellions and peasant uprisings in those societies though. The only difference in this case is that there were actual demons and a fallen god fanning the flames and ready to exploit the opportunity for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503387
Again, it's about the stability of the capital of the faith, not some regular city. The real mistake was having the heroes not be nobility. That's just contrary to how a feudal system works in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503351
IIRC the Helmen wall doesn't really have a gate. Or at least none I've seen mentioned.
It would be stupid to build a gate in something meant to keep everything on the other side that isn't a titanic sized Oni the fuck out.
The order should just make Toushin Toshi and watch as the strongest monsters actually have trouble dealing with them. Fuck, one of them was able to fight for 7p days nonstop and not get hit once by the Dark Lord it battled. The Order would benefit like hell over the fact that they're remotely controlled by people on the floating cities, meaning to worry of corruption or rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions on Monster Girl Island's newest addition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503357
What if i splashed my Ignis familiar with a bucket of water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503395
Thick fuckin' thighs.

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>>15503395
http://67.media.tumblr.com/295698e5a14c402330a9d98065df04ab/tumblr_o9lwpp7Mn41ug737so1_1280.png naked version.

A Yuki-Onna that's at least partly actually made of snow is a unique concept. And that soft, plump CC body is just all kinds of delicious.

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>>15503395
I see a woman's softness.
>>15503397
STEAM

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>>15503390
Except this is a fantasy setting, not an actual mundane feudal society. Magical power and usefulness allows a lot more social mobility, the nobles were just too stupid and greedy to implement the reforms necessary to keep their soldier class content. Lescatie was a theocracy and a strong pro-Order military state, but there's never any mention in the setting of it being the seat of the faith. The faith of the Chief God is likely your typical relatively decentralized fantasy church, not Catholicism.

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>>15503391
Sorry to break it to you, but mamanobama corrupts everything, absolutely everything. It's broken as fuck that way.

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>>15503403
But will she pout and call me a dumb master or will she just be really angry

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>>15503416
I imagine she'll be really weakened by such an assault. And probably depressed that her master would want to put her out. Has she not been a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502499
Nah, she would only have to worry about actual dolphins, he wouldnt even give the time of day to any MGs, and he can definitely STAND up to any rapey MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503402
Mmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503395
>>15503402
Really digging this guy's designs. The game's going to take the same amount of time to release as that Liru porn did but it looks worth the wait.

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>>15502499
Her mana would linger on him and make him unappetizing for the other monsters. He would also not find the other women appealing due to the effect of her mana on him.

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>>15503402
Snowpussy?

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>>15503411
Can it corrupt a remote control construct popwered by a mummified corpse in a floating city?
Then again, it worked on Golems, so it may work on Toushi. Of course, if the connection between the construct and corpse is severed, which may happen if MAMANOMANA turns it into some funky looking Golem, then both will die and the city will probably crash on whatever it was floating over.

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>>15503436
Most of his recent designs have been top notch. It's just Eydis that looks terrible.
>>15503439
Yes. Snowpussy.

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>>15503056
Maybe it's the alp version of the humpty egg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503421
I'm gonna pat her head and take her out for some spicy food! She's an even better familiar than familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503454
Master really makes her feel hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503395
Not to worry. It's only a name.

Monster Girl Island is actually a peninsula

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>>15503500
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru wear their latex bitchsuits out on a walk! I'll gag them with bone-shaped bit gags and lead them around like they're just a couple of normal dogs! When we get to the park I'll fuck them both from behind, and then I'll walk them home with cum-filled bellies and silly, happy grins!

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>>15503521
Kinky. Does the waifu get complimentary spankings her plump Kobold ass?

[Anonymous No.]

No excuses anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Well I've got bullet point of Lani up on the 'bin for now. Stomach is going WW1 on me, so I'll just have to work on expanding and such another time.
>Can you make it unlisted/link us?
No. Go read Moose's stuff or something.

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>>15503528
She always gets those anon, it's impossible to resist her big, firm rear, especially when it's covered in tight, shiny latex!

>>15503536
You be quiet.

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>>15503528
on her*

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>>15503521
Will you make them ahegao? That would be interesting to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503536
I'm about to start practicing, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503537
I wanna squish a flayer

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>>15503537
>Go read Moose's stuff or something.
>Wanting people to be busy for the next 3 years

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>>15503545
>about to start
Stop making excuses AND DO IT!

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>>15503541
But if they ahegao they won't be able to walk home! I mean, they're already hampered enough by walking around on their knees and elbows with bellies full of seed, I need them to be able to concentrate at least a little!

I'm not much for ahegao actually, though I do love the idea of cuddly post-sex comas (like food comas). The whole ahegao face is kind of a turn-off.

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>>15503536
But my wrists are too floppy to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

Pokemon is officially lewd, monster girl version when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503557
Its always been lewd, there's a letter or something in a museum of one of the games that basically says humans and pokemon used to fuck all the time and it was perfectly normal.

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>>15503555
Write.

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>>15503555
Drawing is all in the arm anyway.

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>>15503546
This sounds cute until you come back to your senses days later and realize you've been flayed and had sex with that Mindflayer all that time

And don't forget that if she likes you, you're getting husbando'd and you're going to enjoy it 100% guaranteed

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>>15503549
It keeps them occupied, at least.
I doubt you would have wanted to read bullet points like:
>6'1"
>Likes sweets
>Finds bondage and people who like it disturbing
>Loves alligators and wants to make one a familiar
>Explores world because she wants to see it and find a husband, but only runs across wannabe heroes, social rejects, murderhobos, and outright slutty M men that creep her out
anyway.

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>>15503575
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503575
...Good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503577
>Finds bondage and people who like it disturbing
I'm sorry, I don't mean to.

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>>15503591
Dumb spider.

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>>15503591
I like spider girls, but for some reason the idea of getting tied up doesn't really turn me on. I guess I'm more interested in doing the tying up, but really I just like cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503604
Stupid sexy Rachne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503615
The sexiest and most stylish of the waifus

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>>15503557

I really like that we'll be able to poison Heatran now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503591
Sexy spider
cum inside her

[Anonymous No.]

Milky Werewolves.

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>>15503458
That sounds lewd, and I won't lewd my familiar!

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>>15503402

>Yuki-Onna being able to incorporate snow into their own body to change their appearance or conversely, adding or taking it away from herself.

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>>15503688
The guy who normally helps around as the shrine assistant isn't there to help milk the wolfu, poor girl.

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>You stumble upon a Wyvern nest while mountain climbing and end up catching the attention of the little whelp who recently hatched from her egg.
>She looks at you with sparkles in her eyes and asks "Poppa?"
>You tell her that you are not the father
>She starts crying
>Loudly
Do you lie to her or get out of there? The mother would propably race over there upon hearing her crybaby.

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To monster girls sex is the ultimate representation of love, right?

So rape is their ultimate for of expressing love

But then why would they go around raping every man they see until they get married?

That's because most monster girls are fine with any husband and thus when you get raped, you are considered to be a potential husband

While raping you the monster checks for 2 criterias, if either of them is met she will immediately husbando you

Number 1: You love her back
Number 2: She loves the taste of your spirit energy

I know that number 2 is a bit controversial but if you view it as your souls having a particularly strong affinity (hence why she loves your taste), it should make more sense

In conclusion: you don't have to worry about getting husbando'd by the first monster who finds you and KC needs to be clearer in his explanations

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>>15503717
I'd wait with her until her parents got,

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>>15503717
Give her a snack to calm her down then run.

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>>15503724
Looks like he waited too long.

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>>15503719
>Implying Number 1 isn't "You don't run screaming from her lair while she's napping after the rape."

Inb4 What's the difference?

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>>15503717
Try my best to console the baby.

Then try to tell the distressed mother what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

When monsters aren't dirty rapists is the day hell freezes over

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>>15503717
I'll show her some magic tricks so she stops crying, then I'll apologize to the mother and make up for my mistakes by babysitting her daughter.

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>>15503724
>>15503736
Maybe her parents died in combat before she hatched.

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>>15503736
>>15503751
Well that's why we wait for her parents. I mean, has she seen her mother yet? Does she know where her mother went?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys like spaceship girls?

[Anonymous No.]

How mean is it to tease your monster daughter about inviting he neighbor boy over

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>>15503563
The fuck?

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>>15503759
The only boy that has a free pass is her shota childhood friend.

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>>15503717
>Try to confort her
>Her mother flies in at an alarming speed
>She's also in her dragon form, looking like she is ready to slaughter me
>Stand awkwardly hoping to clear the misunderstanding
>The Wyvern can tell I'm innocent
>Ask her where is the girl's father
>She looks away and refuses to answer
>Meanwhile the whelp is pulling on my leg with tears on her eyes
>Tell her to pick her up child so I can leave
>She suddenly shouts that her child is a rape baby and that she doesn't know where the father is
>Quest added: find the girl's father and make him take responsibility

>>15503739
Monster girls can pick up on feelings much more easily than we do, even if you act tsundere your rapist will be able to detect that you love her

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>>15503751
>Her parents are dead
>Anon learns this, but tells her he can't take her before leaving
>She follows him anyway despite him telling her not to
And so begins Anon's tale of raising a crybaby Wyvern while treasure hunting.

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>>15503756
Yes

>You're in space inside an experimental ship to help you on your super long journey
>You are exploring and checking systems
>Strangely, the ship seems more organic than typical ships
>You reach a section called "Ship Avatar/Commander Quarters"
>You think 'This might be my room, but why does it say Ship Avatar?"
>Peeking inside, you see a qt pi cyborg girl siting on a nice space bed fit for two people. Well, you assume she's is a cyborg.
>"U-u-uh H-hi!"
>"Hello, I'm your ship."
>You stare at her in amazement and befuddlement

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>>15503773
>Monster girls can pick up on feelings much more easily than we do, even if you act tsundere your rapist will be able to detect that you love her

Headcannon-kun, plz. We're talking about KC here. You know, the one where the slightest injection of mamanobama makes all your reservations about waifuing monsters disappear, no matter how much of a bloodthirsty murderhobo a guy might have been.

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>>15503773
Well fuck that just got sad no wonder she is living in self imposed exile

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>>15503760
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

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>>15503781
Reminds of that old book,The Ship Who Sang, except more lewd and less a brain in a tube

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters like pineapples

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503792
Well if a lot of humans used to marry with pokemon that would explain why the human population is so low (compared to our world, at least)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503798
not as much as a cucumber

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>>15502714
Oh neat, he colored it? Fun.

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>>15503794
Yeah. It's unfortunate that the concept of a living ship is not picked up more by Sci-Fi authors and artists, because the whole concept is fascinating to me. But again, it's very niche, so I doubt someone will make anything soon.

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>>15503798
Maybe, as long as it's not on a pizza.
Monsters and paladins, especially Piestrong, will wreck your shit over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502856
I've difficulty remembering that far back, but I think he released like, one girl a week for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503756
>>15503773
I love spaceship girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503798
Nah man, jack fruit is where it's at.

>>15503823
I think you meant to quote me >>15503781 But I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503820
Hawaiian Is fucking great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503819
Yet another point in which Futurama appeals to people in these threads, they were ahead of the curve with nonhuman ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503820
There is nothing wrong with Hawaiian pizza

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>>15503833
the book I mentioned was from 1969 so we've had a long time for this to be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Nightmare and Unicorn are the best Horse Pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503848
>Can barely make out faint lines of another part of the drawing
What's the Nightmare hiding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503848
>no armored Nightmare with a magical lance to molest you in your sleep and dreams
>her armor will never clank as she awawawas after being caught by you

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>>15503832
>>15503834
There is a lot wrong with it. Pineapple doesn't go too well with cheese and tomatoes, and the flavor NEVER leaves even when you remove them.
This is something a Pharaoh and Apophis would actually agree on.

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>>15503848
Nope.

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>>15503842
True but like you said its not touched on by a lot of people, ahead of the curve was probably a bad term to use, they just kind of touched on everything.

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>>15503857
maybe you just hate pineapples, because you aren't supposed to remove the pineapple from a Hawaiian pizza

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>>15503858
Not even a Dairy Nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503851

Looks like the guy was originally resting up against the tree and the nightmare come through in a different position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503862
I love pineapples, actually, but they do not belong on a pizza.
It's like cake and ramen: good on their own, but disgusting together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503863
Maybenope

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>>15502924
I question the thought processes and actions of your characters every time, Beast, but I always like reading your stuff.

Grammar and spelling still needs looking at, though. For instance, you'd normally need a "break" from work, not a "brake".

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>>15503717
This is the part where you give her a big hug, and say that you might not be her father, but you'll be her brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503823
BRING SAJUUK TO BEAR
BRING SAJUUK TO BEAR
BRING SAJUUK TO BEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502398
Thanks for your thoughts but I'm sticking with it for this one. I can't think of a name I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503781
I'd rather have a spunky, hotheaded spaceship girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503913
Dear god, there's already ship-waifus for Dropfleet Commander and the kickstarter rewards haven't even shipped yet.

[Anonymous No.]

A Lich sneaks into your room as you sleep and gives you an augmented hydraulic penis.
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503951
Rape the Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503951
Can I still feel pleasure? How does it work?
either way, angry she didn't ask me first. And if she doesn't apologize properly, no sex for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503951
"I didn't ask for this."

[Anonymous No.]

What's your waifu's idle animation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503951
A what? How would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503951
Test it out by face fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503951
Well
I guess
Find some good porn/doujins and see what it does

[Anonymous No.]

What job can a lich have besides just being in her lair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Spazzing out everywhere. Fucking Bethesda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503951
>How do you respond?
http://imgur.com/zicBGjT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503885
>Tell her you'll be her brother
>"Mister you're scaring me! Help! Help! I need an adult!"
>Police show up in endless swarms like guards from Oblivion and sack your ass
>later that night
>On the local news
>"A child molester was apprehended earlier today by local town policemen. This is the biggest new report since the Weresheep two towns over was caught while trying to get three little boys into her van with promices of candy and games."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503970
Doctor, scientist, magical research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503970
Roller Derby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503776

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503987
Is she strong enough to carry me?

>>15503962
She releases a puff of smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503977
>implying they wouldn't just direct him to the nearest Sabbath church

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503987
>a Wyvern loli will never perch on my back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503987
Who's that in the corner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503987
I think this is the first time you drew a Wyvern idea of mine. Stay platinum cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504001
The mother, no doubt. Yon explorer is about to get stooped on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503309
You know you love it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504001
It's nothing. Don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Pulls open her shirt or pants and looks inside just to make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504018
I think I should worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504026
It's nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504028
It doesn't seem like nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504028
NTR confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504032
Just don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503883
I like my writing short which is probably why charaters decisions are so quick fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503994
Well I suppose she'll only have the strength for gliding at first; but I'm sure once she grows stronger she can carry you for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504037
Looks like something to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504042
Wyvern daughteru stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504042
>Sandwiched by Wyvern thighs
I wish I had a big strong muscle Wyvern to do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504051
She already has wide birthin' hips too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503987
>>15504042
Too fucking cute. Stay amazing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504042
>tap A rapidly
>"Papa! The guide says you have to 'tap dat A' frequently to assist in flying! It says something about spirit energy recharging... what does that mean?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504042
She was raised for adventure, her mother would be proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504074
No! You don't dick the hatchling! At least wait until she grows up and wants to be your partner for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504074
>that boat booty
Oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504096
Control yourself, anon. You must assume direct control of your hand or your dick'll take over!
You must master your lust or your dick'll master you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504042
She'd probably fall comically if he had a large bag of treasure on him.
Does she snuggle up against him at night when she's cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504102
Could you imagine a Wyvern loli with an ass that fine? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962

Works on her knitting

Secret rare idle animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF2GlKxZ3zI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504105
>You have to drop the bag because she's sinking under the combined weight
>She starts to cry
>You say, "Only now I realize that me children are me only real treasure."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504105

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504142
Oh god, my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504142
While I adore the art, I wish you would stop using paper with stuff already on the back. It's much harder/slower to clean up the line art for colouring in photoshop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504142
This is too cute. Also a tad lewd since it looks like the Wyvern isn't wearing anything over her rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504142
Cute
I await the day her instincts kick in and she starts riding anon in his sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504102

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504156
Well, duh anon. You think they have time to strip down when they start falling and need to rapidly "tap that A" to save themselves from impending doom? No! You have to be rearing to go at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504160
>this is what Kikis actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504121
I can imagine baphomets and canids with an ass like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504142
So much cute Wyvern art.

They may be the least popular dragons but it's good that someone gives them attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504121
Not exactly a wyvern, but it's a loli dragon with the booty. That do it for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504192
she's got a stubby tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504142
Adorable.

>>15504133
>Drops bag
>Lands next to a hatchling Dragon
>She looks at that bag like it's her birthday and christmas present
>she hugs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504192
It do alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Kiki able to get dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504211
Only if you tie them up on the bed and don't let them go for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504192
They need a large butt for cushin' for the pushin'
And wide hips to help with with egg pushin'

Elin-shaped best shape.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are nice to not rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504195
Perfect size for a handle when you have her bent over on your bed to pound that juicy ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504232
But I already have a waifu with a nice ass!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape Dark Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504202
That dragon is highly immoral.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to love Dark Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504225
>not rape
>Those smug faces
>Their haughty, condescending voices
>Those lewd, revealing clothes
Anon, they're practically daring you to rape them. Hell this one is literally daring you to! Being raped is what all elves want on some level, and you know deep down that you'd love nothing more than defile an elf as she says how filthy and perverted the act is between cries of ecstasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504266
Fuck you elves are not for raping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504266
But Anon If you Rape The Elf, That means they win!

To win you must make the Elf Rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504260
You have to appreciate how straightforward she is, though.

Are loli nips alloweed or is that a no-go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504275
Elf pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504266
Exactly by not raping the elf I am actually raping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504283
NIPPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504283
Nips have never been allowed on blueboards.

When JapanMoot took over, he gave special exception to /a/ to allow nipples despite being a blueboard.

I haven't heard anything about him extending that to other blueboards, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504283
Might want to delete that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504294
>/a/ to allow nipples despite being a blueboard
Only when someone is posting a manga or an anime pic, not for random ecchi pics though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504307
That's the same thing though. The rules on /a/ have always been "It should really be manga and anime related, and not just random images you find hot", even before the change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504294
Fine. Though it's honestly dumb considering the two boards have such similar focuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504314
I felt the same way when I first read it. But JapanMoot visits /qa/ so very rarely, I didn't feel like a request to get him to allow it on /jp/ too would ever reach him, so never bothered asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504266
I want to have slow passionate romantic sex with an Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504266
What happens if I seduce an Elf to the point where she asks to become m lover and have consensual sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504362
Visit a mindflayer.

>例えば他の夫婦に頼まれて、夫に「自分はオーク（旧魔王時代」魔物娘に「自分は人間の姫騎士」という記憶を与えて、演技じゃない迫真のプレイの手助けをさせられたりしてるんだとか…
>For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504357
>>15504362
That's the correct way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504370
>Wanting generic elf doujin shit
>Having taste this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504374
What did you expect?

The elf is the most vanilla, generic MG. Except maybe the succubus, but even that is debatable, since the elf arguably closer to human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504362
I want an Elf to dominate me.

[Anonymous No.]

What about an elf raised by amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504362
Hold up, what happens if I fail to rape an Elf? Is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that if your daughters aren't in strict chastity and sleeping in cages to protect their purity then you're a terrible parent.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to friendzone an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504389
Snu-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504390
For it to be rape, the Elf has to put on a show of resistance. It's entirely possible that in an attempt to make the resistance seem as real as possible for her own enjoyment, she might accidentally overestimate your strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504384
What about Selkies? Literal cosplay tier.
With beautiful eyes and hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504402
Amazonian elves are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504232
A loli anubis with dat ass would be the best monster to do from behind. Or if you want to go even darker, a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504396
then she puts you in the rape zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504370
>Trusting a mindflayer to implant memories into both you and your wife
>Not learning magical hypnosis together with your wife, so you can drop each other into a mutual trance where you can fantasise whatever you want together

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504427
Fat ass dark elf would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504442
Dark loli elfnubis ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504445
Anon, you're crossing the streams.

[Anonymous No.]

Make out with a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504402
Gonna rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504294
Listen dog, don't follow any type of special rules or jib jab on blue boards, stay far away from nipples or even any semblance of porn to stay safe on other blues boards.

You see this image? It got me banned for 3 days for "Pornographic Material" on /v/ of all places.

Mods can be complete crack pots so just keep your distance from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15501838
>Multiple good greentexts
Just got back from work. Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504450
Dark ascended primal pear-shaped fat-assed loli elfnubis.

I don't even know what she'd look like, but I know I want to add more prefixes to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504454
What a bitch, she just chomps the fuck down on his chest. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504454
>posting on /v/
That's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504454
don't do that to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504459
Shiny.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shout "They're out of whole milk?" in the dairy section of a grocery store in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504454
Probably because the /v/ mod who banned you irrationally hates GF, or something. Hope you Feedbacked that.

>>15504456
Right near the end of the thread, there was a nice tentacle greentext story, followed by a cute oomukade greentext, followed by a lewd anubis and nightmare threesome story with dream bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504454
>Posting sexualized disney gifs on /v/
>Get banned
>MODS UNFAIR OMG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504469
At what time? Depending on the time of day, you're going to get different MGs propositioning you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504370
>Pretend to be a monster from the former demon lord era
>Dragon waifu is a human knight
>We end up almost killing each other

Be careful when using an amateur Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

What does shog milk taste like

[Anonymous No.]

Shhh

Don't wake nee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504473

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504471
>Tentacle getting content

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504480
Angles and compressed space.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do breast bondage with an oppai loli Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504477
Probably 5pm.
Nothing like a post workout trip to the store for some milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504487
Bind her breasts to stop her from leaking of lactating milk, so it all builds up and makes her breasts swell?
Good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504471
At about the halfway there was also one about sparring and another about mindbreaking a Valkyrie til she corrupts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504483
BOOGLYBOOGLYBOOGLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504491
Yes, and then grope her till she has an orgasm. Then, untie her and fuck her while drinking from her teats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504483
Or else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504483

I would quietly put a blanket around her and leave her to rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504483
Fine fine. I'll just leave these cookies and milk for her on the tabl- is that her diary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504464
Gonna do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504490
Well, that should get you a nice busty CC office lady that is taking the opportunity to awkwardly pounce you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504486
sounds healthy

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cxtoQ-Uim4

For some reason this will always be my headcanon theme for fighting a Cursed Sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504487
I want to marry the Yeti Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504442
>no fluffy ears to tease
>no tail to grab
>no internal confict making it even more exciting for the anubis that would object to that level of indecency and the hellhound to being unconditionally dominated

[Anonymous No.]

Its done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504505
Would sound lovely.
She could even come back home with me for some homemade ribs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
BOOTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
Nice. Sea slimes deserved more content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
Sea Slime's slowly getting a fair bit of art, wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
You're my third-favorite artist, Loen my man. Keep on serving that justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
Loen do you take commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

Could a flowkelp act as a blanket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504494
>>15504503
Bad otoutos

>>15504499
Good otouto

Learn the difference. It could save you from a cuddlepocalypse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
ass is too fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504544
Thanks anon.
>>15504549
I do, if anyone is interested feel free to send a message to either my deviantart or pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504558
IRELAND please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504558
No such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are tomboy monster girls so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504560
>I do, if anyone is interested feel free to send a message to either my deviantart or pixiv.

neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504558
>too fat

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
>3 times the quality in 1/4th the time
That'll learn 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504570
They'll most likely play video games with you.
On the athletic side of things, abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504560
Will you ever draw more Undead girls like vampires, zombies, wights, etc. in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
What a wonderful.... Ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
Hey Loen, I'm the dude you replied to in the last thread who commissioned the sea slime by Phan.

Just wanted to say thanks a million times to you for drawing this, and gifting the thread with more lovely art of the underappreciated girl.
I love the smooth, gel-like sleekness she has, her smiling face and those eyelashes too. And of course, her ass, those thighs, and that colouration.

It's all fantastic, so thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster likes to skateboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Blue slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Delinquents. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Punk Raijus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Alps trying to be cool and hip for all the cute boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
I want to tell a monster she can't skateboard on the benches

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504483
WAKE UP ONEE-CHAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Goblins. The whole pack on one skateboard with hobgoblin at the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504638
You mean Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504656
Whatever lets you sleep at night, Alp-o.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504589
I still have that Vampire request pending, big boobed one resting her boobs on anon.
>>15504600
You are welcome anon, glad to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504656
That's a sweet succubus. I wonder if she tastes like candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504656
Great, now I'm imagining succubi with punkish clothing and hairstyles.
You're responsible for this boner anon, and now you're imagining a spiky haired Succubus in a tank top and daisy dukes too.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't date a Lizard would you?
You certainly wouldn't help a Lizard warm up on a cold winters day now would you?
And you certainly wouldn't be responsible for causing all those tingly feelings in her heart when she sees you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504671
>I still have that Vampire request pending, big boobed one resting her boobs on anon.
Oh damn, I forgot about that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504677
No anon, you don't have to worry about any of that. I'm already married to my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

My cute Nerdwan transformation is about 50% complete!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504677
YES I WOULD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504686
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504677
I would if she looked like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504677
I would marry one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504686
nobody believes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504677
Maybe you wouldn't, but I would love to warm up a cold-blooded MG during the colder times of the year.
In more ways than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504710
He's a genuine autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504677
I would ask a lizard with wings to marry me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504702
I want to be the mysteriously single teacher at a monster girl high school who somehow avoids being raped each day before going home to an apartment full of gundam models and hedonistic indulgence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504722
At this point some part of me thinks he's doing it to get everyone to hate the idea of nerdy hellhounds.
He probably isn't but still, that idea won't leave me be.

[Anonymous No.]

When a monster girl says that I'm her husband, I want to say "no" and then walk out because she isn't my preferred type, she's just some hussy that raped me while I was on the way to the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch Monster Girl Roller Derby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504726
Hedonistic indulgence with those gundam models?

[Anonymous No.]

Which denizens of wonderland create all the size and age changing potions? Can wocks brew their own age regression concoctions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504756
I want to watch monster girl rodeo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504759
The growth potions are made from the juice of the Fruits That Grow Normally, and the regression potions are made from the juice of the Fruits That Grow Backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504759
Of course.

Would you be a shota sitting in your Wock's lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504750
They might attack you again and try to force marriage upon you, so make sure to carry something to push them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504686
stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504774
I'll hit her with a rock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503858
I WANT TO DATE THIS ELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504785
>Elf
Anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504785
>elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504759
Yes but only buy from licensed wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504785
>elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504785
YOU LIKE HORSE PUSSY SON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504785
>Eld
LaughingCheshires.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504782
Rock hard boner? Maybe you should try something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504832
Not a rock hard boner, a brick! I'll throw cooked clay rectangles at her until she leaves me alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504793
What is the worst that can happen

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty much messed up the secret agent yeti premise so I'm gonna be making a proper sketch soon, no worries. I thought some folks might wanna see this one tho.

non "old snek approves" version: http://i.imgur.com/bpN0aLG.jpg

I hope you're having a good day /mgt/ o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504842
That headband is pretty damn radical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504839
So you'll be giving her a golem? I think she might order your gift to capture you. You are making this really easy, Anon, almost as if you want to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504820
Horse pussy isn't that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504853

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go on a years-long quest for the heart of my Dark Elf childhood friend, meditating under waterfalls with lamiae, spelunking with Arachne, and even resisting sweet sinful temptation from the Cenobite-Queen's of whatever kingdom Ilassa rules over so that when I bring the fruits of my labor to full bear on her we're both going to have to hide the strap marks in public, and from her parents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504842
Fukken saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504857
you kids have fun then and look both ways before crossing the street, some kid got run over while playing pokemon go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504842
HUGGING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the various monster girls favorite subjects in school are.

I think a lot of answers would be "Sex Ed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504860
Where we're going, we don't need Pokémon Go, we just need our lust, our hunger, our desire. Our pleasure toast.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games with my elf friend during the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504867
I wonder which would love History and not the lewd kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504885
I could see Anubutts being into history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504885
Crow Tengu, Hakutaku, and Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504867
Why are you so obsessed with posting that picture? Please stop it. You’re being really fucking obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504885
Crow Tengu, Lizards, maybe Salamanders, Mantis maybe. Kunoichi's would love feudal japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504867
>>15504885
My dragon waifu likes history.

[Anonymous No.]

Does every witch necessarily have an age regression fetish(and increased chance of being into the fetishes connected to it)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504867
>He thinks it would just be "sex ed"
Do you think dentists go to schools to take "teeth class"? Or engineers go just go to "building class?"

I bet sex ed consists of sub-studies like ovulation/impregnation techniques, oral, anal, and pussy/KC muscle training (with several difficulty levels each), oppai techniques, lotion and lubricant brewing, edging studies, tantric sex, cosplay design, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504892
I posted it because I felt a monster girl in a school uniform would be appropriate for the question, fucking calm down. I like the picture, but I'm not the same person who has been posting it every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504867
lethargic monstergirls would enjoy one of the best subjects ever lunch and/or home time

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you tell a young wurm that she can fly if she tries hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504867
Just off the top of my head:

Hellhound - Physical Education
Succubus - Sex Ed (You literally couldn't have not seen this one coming)
Sukusuku Hakutaku - History/General Studies
The Elementals - Physical Science
Lich - Chemistry
Anubis - Masonry and History
Echidna - Masonry, Dungeoneering, Maternal Care Sex Ed
Kikimora - Home Economics
Cheshire - LiteratureBut really she's just teleporting her ass into your school desk and locker
Mad Hatter - Literature
Dormouse - SIESTA
Baphomet, Familiar, Devil, Witch - Stuck in Primary School even though they're like 500 years old
Or my personal favorite!
Mindflayer - Psychology

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504901
>but I'm not the same person who has been posting it every thread.
Sorry about that then. But it's getting a bit anoying having it posted over and over again. I mean, it's not a bad pic. but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504609
Mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504914
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504910
>Mindflayer - Psychology
they need to know all about how men think and have tons of case studies of how men are when a mindflayer messes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504867
Scorpiongirl - Chemistry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504851
I'm not going to give her a golem!
I'm going to get a piece of concrete about the size of a fist, shout "get away from me, you harlot" and throw it at her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504910
>The Elementals - Physical Science
I want to do chemical reactions with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504934
A threesome with a hydrogen elemental and an oxygen elemental would be wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504910
Now I'm just imagining a girl you wouldn't expect being super excited for a class.
Like going in to a Philosophy class and seeing a Punk Raiju and a Punk Thunderbird really listening to the lecture. And afterwards you can hear them discussing the differences between human philosophers and monstergirl philosophers and really getting into the topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504945
what about the Dormouse who is really energetic during PE and then after that lethargic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504954
I'm going to get dunked on by a Dormouse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504954
>Her eyes snap open and get really fierce during PE.
>Immediately after completely dominating at everything she just passes out and the teacher makes you carry her to her next class.
How would you react when you pick her up and learn that under all her baggy clothing she's actually /fit/ as hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504954
what is she part Hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504978
No, she just REALLY likes P.E.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504945
I want to see the Lich and Mantis come up with cheers and moves that they can do while cheerleading

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504965
>/fit/ as hell
>Defined muscles on a Dormouse
>Not a filthy Lunk
>But a lean, mean, kegel flexing sex machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504811
I WANT TO DATE THIS COWHORSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504986
those are the least energetic cheerleaders, they need to go ask the goth wurm, yeti, and alice how to be genki

[Anonymous No.]

Would an art class be able to do nude modelling without the room turning into a war zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505033
Goth Yeti is lewd though. She's always wearing black lipstick that draws attention to her lips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505065
she says she likes kisses more than hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505033
What would goth alice be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505075
>You'll never get hit on by a goth Yeti.
>She'll never kiss you deeply until you're too breathless to fight back and then sensually get on her knees and pull down your pants.
Fuck man, why are they so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505080
Gothic Lolita dresses all day, every day, makeup that makes her look dark and mysterious, kuudere behavior, and a great fondness for a local bakery that makes great cakes.
She can't keep up her dark Kuu side when eating there. She's all smiles when she's got her sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505095
Is there any monster girl that can keep up a facade even when doing so causes them to miss out on gap moe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505120
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish wolfus were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505149
I wish I was good at something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505149
me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505149
I wish doggos were too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505149
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505149
They're too good for this world, Anon, all of them. Wofgirls, werewolves, hellhounds, anubi, the lot of them.
Too pure, kind, loyal, beautiful, fun and lovely for this reality.

All we can do is think and talk about all the things we'd do with and for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505178
I wish I knew

[Anonymous No.]

wolfgirls are _____shit tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505178
>>15505193
I think that Bob commissioned it as part of a small CYOA he wrote up in a special program for such things. Thus the
>45
In the corner, as the Anubis in said CYOA was a middle-aged business woman MILF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505178
It's by .less, and it's on his dA page.

>>15505193
Do you think rubbing her paws and licking the runes on her belly, while nuzzling her navel, at the same time would be too much?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to tease your space elf wingmate in the middle of combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505179
I want to have passionate cuddlesex with a Hellhound delinquent and her Anubis Class-rep sister because they're both my childhood friends!
Echidnas are great for this kind of fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505236
How would you position yourselves so the three of you could be as close and as cuddly with each other as possible, while still having sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505210
>Anumilf
I need it.

>>15505218
That sounds more awkward to do physically speaking than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505252
Lewd sandwich with me in the middle, that's how.
After all the fucking's done, they each take a side of me and cuddle up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505163
>tail and ears are different colors
F A K E

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere monsters have a lower chance to rape you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505256
Just keep her legs apart with your hands, while you keep massaging her paws, and lean in so you can lick her runes. Every time you switch from licking one magical rune to the next, nuzzle your nose right into her cute little belly button. Kissing it is also optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504842
I guess Snake moved on from his previous waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504842
YOU KNEW!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505284
>That picture
Why must I be reminded of my old sins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505284
I wanna impregnate that jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505299
>Having wild sex with pregnant Dire Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505295
you know what you did this is your fault

[Anonymous No.]

Hi all, how you've been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505317
who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505317
Fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15501892
Does that wendigo have a saw cleaver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505308
How long has it been? Almost a year? Why won't the guilt go away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505317
allergies turned into a sore throat and runny nose and i've yet to dream of my waifu,

but all things considered im alright, You?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505264
See, I would've gone with a lewd sandwich with the anubis in the middle. That way, she'd be shorter than the hellhound, so you could see into both of their eyes and kiss them, and either fuck them in tandem. Thrust into anubis, pull out, thrust into hellhound, pull out, thrust into anubis, and so on. Or, their puffy wolfu pussies could press up against each other and could create a pussy sandwich for your dick. And when you cum, you can cum an equal amount into them.

You can cuddle with your chest against the anubis, and the hellhound's legs and arms wrapped around your back. The anubis can have her breasts against your chest, and the hellhound's breasts against her back, cuddled by both. And the hellhound can embrace and protect both of you.

I think that's more ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505329
Yep. That's one of many things I specified when I requested the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505332
because you made a Monster Girl cry and suffer
no one can forgive that

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are still people and have rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505322
Just a wayward son of these threads.

>>15505326
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505317
Not bad, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505347
ok?

you have a favorite mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505306
Having tender sex with a bottom heavy dire jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505334
Busy learning how to care for kobolds, nekomatas, holstauri cenaturs and other domestic MGs.Drunk so I'm wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505317
Sad that wolfus aren't real. But okay otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505352
No one liked her back then and I doubt they've grown to like her in the time I've been gone. Has any new girl come out since demon sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505339
>not burial blade
I am upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505362
that sounds amazing and i hope you have a lovely time doing so

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of writing pregnant MG sex, I can't figure out which one I like most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505317
Fine. Going to take a hot, steamy bath and have a good night of sleep, hopefully I'll meet my waifu in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505337
No one ever gets it right on their first time.

>>15505343
But I kept Jinkos out of future wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505384
Jinko.
A giant muscled one with pleanty of scars that has to deal with being a mother and not a warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505369
The Saw Cleaver just fits better with Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505384
Black harpy, because of the massive dere swing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505388
that does change the fact of what you have done

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505390
Dude
>hooded figure that stalks travelers in the howling storms in the mountains
>not wielding a scythe or other weapon meant to take by surprise
It's your request and your taste but I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505388
But the first time is the most important in situations like these. There's a bond to be made with the first person you make love to and cum inside like that, so if you cum inside them both at the same time, the bonds made between the hellhound and anubis are equally important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505401
But it's a big 7ft tall ara Wendigo, so a fuckhuge cleaver looks makes for a cooler silhouette than a lame scythe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502418
Are these from anything?

>>15502494
>spoiler
You had best be joking, for your own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505390
what about an ice pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505410
>scythes
>lame
You an infidel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505410
>looks makes
I should proofread.
>>15505418
They look cool on mechs and Nightmares don't get me wrong, but I just don't see a Wendigo using one to hunt Demon Realm boars for food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504515
Amazing. I can't decide whether I want to look at the face or butt/thighs more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505389
That'd be really hard and contrived to fit into a smut short while trying to explain their relationship, Anon.

Though I guess just having her being preggers while he hunts a boar or something before they settle down for some tender loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505426
Wendigo live in snowy regions, she'd hunt snow foxes and bear maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505426
You kidding? Given how their cloak works, you could literally give a Wendigo a sycthe and she'd be like Death from Dawn of Sorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505404
Then maybe I should just let them take the lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505433
That would work.
Maybe her pouting about being unable to hunt due to their litter of daughters she's carrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505439
I guess we'll find out what wildlife exists in MGElands snowy regions when MGE2 comes out.
>>15505441
>Death from Dawn of Sorrow
Nah nigga, she'd be like the beefy Death from PoR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503773
>get raped
>be blamed when you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505450
That still hasn't come out? Oh well, how's KC's game coming along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503848
>not bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505450
I was thinking of the DoS Death in particular because in his second phase, his cloak opens up and you can see the Abyss inside it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Absentminded masturbation with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505467
>his cloak opens up and you can see the Abyss inside it
I forgot he did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504102
>being possessed by the dick and fucking every monster in a 50 mile radius
>the dick is spent and you regain your senses
>have to dick a harem in the low hundreds of your own volition
There are worse ways to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504677
I like the idea of helping a monstergirl tend to her needs while treating it as nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Is piss too un-vanilla to mention in /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505491
Yep-diddly-do.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be a living jungle gym for little wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505491
Bodily wastes generally are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504875
I hope that's not the type of magic you practice in front of your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505491
Considering we've had shitstorms about stuff like practical, non-bathroom related uses for diapers in past threads, I'd say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey thread, just looking for some opinions.

I asked
http://l4no-shiro.deviantart.com/
for a little commission.

Basically, an anubis standing on a rooftop during a sunset, dressed like and with hair like Tanamachi Kaoru. (A.K.A Perfect Sex-hair, the girl: http://i.imgur.com/QiL5lFW.jpg))

He got back to me with this:
http://i.imgur.com/2DLrVHU.jpg

So what do you think? Any changes you think I should ask for?
I think I'll ask him to make the hair more fluffier and messier, and more like Kaoru's, anyway.
But I'd like to see what you think, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505347
Carry on. There'll be peace when you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505509
This makes me want a sex hair alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505519
Shut up Dean, should have fucked Amara you fucking queer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505491
Abso-fuckin'-lutely not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505521
Mein madman

[Anonymous No.]

When attacking a monster do not go for her weak spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505526
>>15505499
>>15505502
I see we're still getting visits from /d/. The war never ends does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505531
Best bit is that she'd be confused as to why her hair is like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505507
>this nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505537
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505541
War?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody know what happened to the original first chapter of Spaceworm? I can't find it on PRW's pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505541
It's unfortunately, but the question is where these luddites originate from.
Especially that retard from the previous thread that wondered why we were so against bodily waste stuff in the first place while citing MonMusu as a reason that it should be accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505544
Are you Picasso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505562
Nope, just a man who enjoys his alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505557
Did the prophecy of /a/ come to pass? I saw It brewing in my time but it never got as bad as predicted. At least then,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505556
http://pastebin.com/9xY59L9A

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505557
I've always been here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505571
Shame, I miss him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505577
Uh-huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505575
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505509
This is just my personal preference, but I'm a bit sick of those KC-style massive paws where each digit is the size of a softballs. They're like the clownshoes of paws.

I prefer .less' style of paws where they are small enough so that they can actually use human tools, doorhandles, etc.

But that's just my subjective opinion. If you prefer the jumbo-paws, go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505582
Yup. Nothing wrong with citing reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505509
>anubis
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505597
>Stop enjoying things I don't enjoy

ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505602
I'm glad you are able to listen to reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505585
I get where you're coming from.
What I was going to do anyway is my normal thing of requesting four digits per paw, because I hate how KC failed at that simple point of anatomy for anubis, so they might end up smaller than the three-digit paws we see in KC art anyway.

Honestly, I do love the big paws, but I like believability, and totally empathise with the point about their dexterity.

I might end up settling for something between KC's big paws, and .less' glove-like depicitions. Do you have .less image which shows both the hands and feet of a pawed monstergirl? Just imgur it, and I'll add it into a reference album for the artist.

>>15505597
When I said "opinions", I meant constructive ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505585
The style .less draws the paws is nice, I think so too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15502924
You need to correct many spelling and capitalization errors.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have an opinion on unsealing ancient evils?
I mean, if they've been there a while, they probably regret what they did. Especially if it was pre-current demon lord stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505627
What the fucking fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505627
Dummy is wearing her armbinder backwards, what a dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505619
>Do you have .less image which shows both the hands and feet of a pawed monstergirl? Just imgur it, and I'll add it into a reference album for the artist.

Just skim his galleries. I'm sure you can find something.

http://touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=230

inb5 people get triggered by simply linking to a list of his art galleries

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505644
Triggered? No. Disappointed you're linking that site instead of his tumblr or imgur? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505627
Always unseal them. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505650
It's not my fault .less is horrible at organisation. AFAIK, none of his galleries have all his art; all of them are incomplete, including the imgur.

Wish he'd just pick one gallery and stick with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505644
It's fine. TFT is pretty useful for when you quickly want to go through all the images of an artist. Better than Imgur, Tumblr or the Boorus for that too.

Thanks, man.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
Don't move, the dragonling in your lap is sleeping and it wouldn't be good to wake her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505627
It mostly depends on how they were sealed.
If I could sit down and have a conversation with it, while she is still chained up or whatever (i.e. your picture), then I would consider it. It's easier to tell if these ones have learned their lesson.
If it's locked in a tomb or some other ultra-high security deal where one cannot see the evil being without releasing it, then probably not. Even with the new Demon Lord, she might be too crazy to follow the rules due to the lack of human interaction.

Depending on how I'm feeling that day, however, I might just release her because mayadere a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503295

this comes to mind, but i you mean something different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505662
What happens if I wake it?

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu/favorite MG react when you turn her down? Now, you have a good reason for doing so. You are ill and not long for this world. What does she say/do to convince you to love her?
>inb4 mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505669
You get a cranky dragonling who just had her nap interrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505676
Death is no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505676
ill go on a couple dates then meet up with her later

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505662
A wizard somewhere is laughing his ass off at the predicament he placed me in by teleporting a dragonling onto my lap.
Joke's on him; I'm gonna carry her to bed and fall asleep snuggling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505676
Tell her she has to listen to this album in one sitting before choosing whether to take me or not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505676
She would seek to find out why I turned her down. No matter what excuses I give she would eventually discover the truth. This would only embolden her resolve, as she now is motivated out of a desire to help me and bring us both happiness with what time I have left. At some point I would relent and accept her, and even if I don't I imagine she'd find a way to end up in de-facto relationship of sorts with me. Of course, eventually as the illness progresses her desperation to keep me alive would also increase to the point where she'd start exhibiting yandere tendencies. This would, naturally, lead to her resorting to more extreme and morally dubious methods to keep me alive and the both of us together.

But, really, what else would you expect from a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505585
.less does great paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505676
She woud definetely know something is wrong if I reject her, and when she discovers I'm sure she won't let go of me. Using her power and her hoard to find a cure, I'm sure she can keep me alive.

I take care of her and she takes care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505509
That looks to be quite lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505725
Agreed, actually that very picture is my favorite piece of Anubis art because how natural and well sized the paws are. They look natural and more human like yet can still cleanly be seen as paws, that art is always my go to when I wish to show anyone an example of my ideal paw/claw size on monster girls if they have them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505752
I'm still amazed and thankful that he did such a nice, fully colored piece, purely on request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505725
I like these paws. http://i.imgur.com/21FV4Py.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505756
thats a lotta paws

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't watch a Spider Pussy race would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505755
That is really nice of him, another small yet important reason why this art is my favorite art ever of the Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505766
No but I do like tying up little spiders like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505756
is that spike sanitary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505766
>end up at the spider races because asshole friends didn't say where you were going
>freak out and race onto the track
>leave every spidergirl in the dust as you look for an exit
>next time you go home your house is covered in spideredwebs with messages of love, admiration and ownwership
>have to spend the rest of your life in hiding from marriage crazy spiders
Fuck monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505782
Ssssshhhh anon, no questions now. Only venom and tittuus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505782
Of course it is. She's wearing a nurse outfit, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505786
But I have Arachnophobia, I can't love a spider

[Anonymous No.]

What are you nerds doin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505804
you will learn to love a spider, anon. thats how forced marriage works

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505786
>>15505804
You sound like men who should go to the Hoof Pussy races instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
thinkin drawin my waifu
what are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
Getting /comfy/ with the Dallas happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
Reading a story about alps, magical girls, and magical alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
Armored Warfaring before bed.

>>15505813
I was wondering where you went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505813
I'd rather throw my lot with the Spiders even if I have Arachnophobia, odds are one should be gentle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505813
I don't know, I mean I don't know if either group of girls can be trusted and be safe around. I guess I'll go to the hoof races, mainly due to the fact centaurs can't go in reverse fast and it's harder for them to assault/rape me. Are either arachne and centaurs able to be trusted and make for good relationship material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
Eating dinner and watching Shokugeki no Soma.
What monstergirl would enjoy that show the most I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
Playin' some pokemon go.

Just came back from a prolonged standoff against an arcanine that made a home on my front lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505827

>Work at theme park
>See several people wandering around stating at their phones
>Apparently there's a gym in the attraction I work at

Shit's pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
Playing vidya. And thinking about thicc hellbutts.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcVEj_2UCRU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505826
Cooking is just another kind of art. Leanan Sidhe would probably get on board, then criticize everything that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505841
That's the body I imagine Eris from Alex and Eris to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505844
But what about the near literal food porn aspect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505840
>Download Pokemon Go
>Decide to walk to place for food
>Keep making detours and taking scenic routes to find stuff
>Every now and then just stop to catch something
>Three grown men walking around, staring at their phones and randomly stopping
>Take a dozen back roads to check out gyms coming home
Just steer clear of the real money store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505844
Artists come in many forms, not just as fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505855
The world's most frightening mother-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505852
That'll just get her horny. She'll squish herself into your lap, grinding against you until your hard. She'll probably make the show her porno of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505855
Take a hike Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505827
Where the hell do you find Arcanines?
I want one.
Granted I just got it and have only been out at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505861
>Take a hike Bob.
Literally what?
Does Bob have a monopoly on MGs grilling burgers now, or did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505862
I lucked out and one showed up across from where I live.

Granted, it took forever to catch the damned thing. Good thing I was able to hit a few stores beforehand; otherwise I would've run out of pokeballs.

>ywn have an intense 'grappling session' with your hellhound waifu under a full moon light

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505866
Set is one of his OCs along with Laska and smugfox getting posted earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505871
Uhhh... call me crazy, but maybe that has something to do with .Less' gallery being posted and discussed by several anons.

But that's just rampant speculation on my part. Clearly they're all Bob samefagging posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505842
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505879
Don't know, saved it from a thread several months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505879
learn to google my dude
http://slugbox.deviantart.com/art/Business-River-563597699

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505808
Making fun of autistic people playing video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504638
>Alp with baggy pants and skateboard, baseball cap facing the wrong way on their head
>'sup bro?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505934
That picture exists, but with a paperboy cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505889
Do you want to get Ookumades? Because that's how you get Ookumades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505951
... I would post that one picture of the JubJub's inner thoughts, but I didn't save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505951
I don't know anon, are you pondering creative ways to get kinky with a Kobold and her daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505951
I think so Briana, but where would we get that much Holst butter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505955
I'll bully them if I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505951
Probably not, I'm pondering about why we don't have more monster girls that could make great uses of bioluminescence. Monster girls like sea slimes, Krakens, Scylla's, or even mermaids all could have great romantic potential if some of them had bioluminescence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505953
>Eugh, seriously? You expect me to say THAT?
Your RP session did not go according to plan.
>>15505967
Bioluminescent Sea Slimes and Flow Kelp, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505972
>Implying an Alp wouldn't be as lewd as you wanted in exchange for that sweet, sweet spiritual energy and love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505967
That reminds me of my old (and rather bad) Halloween Suu drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505979
Are you the fellow that drew the lolinubis thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505979
Suu is scary enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>be married to an Onryo
>have a beautiful daughter with her
>daughter always tries to scare you when she gets home from school
>by popping out the TV, mirror, or sink while you're doing the dishes
>your wife however likes to "pleasantly scare" you while in the bath while your daughter is sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505972
Agreed both sound like solid ideas, and could make for a very unique experience as they glow brighter with the amount of love they feel for you.
>>15505979
That's a decent example of what I mean, and also it's not the worse drawing of Suu I've seen so don't feel too bad about it, it means you can only get better from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505988
Mother/daughteru antics is always top cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about spirits now?

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girls would be the most likely to start a race war

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506010
Valkyries

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506010
/pol/ get out

[Anonymous No.]

Miiafag get off of /v/

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't Druella already doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506023
I don't go on /v/ anon

What makes you think i'm there?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a fear of spiders, so would I be able to hire a nice spider to teach me to get over the fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505951
I think so, but 'Tattooed Teenage Alien Space Babes from Akibahara' just doesn't have the same ring as 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Kappas'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506029
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1467954739454.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505988
I'm suddenly imagining her making her death rattles from somewhere just before she crawls atop you to clutch your head and pull you in for a loving, passionate kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506033
That gets posted on the /a/ thread all the time anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506030
I'm sure a cute little jumping spider could help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506010
Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505988
I just refinished up F.E.A.R. 2 so I'm all for some spooky ghost rape for the soul purpose of impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506045
Wouldn't she be a better dancing instructor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506045
I like her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506048
Alma was always super hot in my eyes. That ending scene was 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506052
They have big eyes with excellent vision for stalking their prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506053
That part in the elementary school where she had you levitated, transformed herself from her holocaust survivor to more voluptuous mode and said 'do you see' made my dick twitch, and I could tell Beckett was interested too because he looked her up and down.
Fuck I really wanna fuck spooky girl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506045
Jumping spiders really love it in my house, they like living in my door latches too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506065
You and me both anon. She's fucking prime looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506045
>No jumping spider Arachne Onee-san who despite being older than you is still tiny.
>She'll never get super protective of you when you bring a Large Breed Arachne from school home.
>Said Large Breed will never immediately take a liking to her and start calling her Onee-san too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506071
I need adorable art of a Jumping Spider riding on a Large Breed. Now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505855
>>15505859
I wonder if this is just random, or if .less actually heard me trying to make "Sunday BBQs with Set" a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506077
I came as fast as I could!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503300
>>15503391
>>15503390
>>15503387
>>15503354

From where came all that lore? untranslated books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506091
World Guide 1 is translated anon as well as some of the Fallen Bride stories that are all centered around the fall of Lescatie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506071
how would a threesome work with those two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506106
Like the infamous 'oral sex' scene from Reanimator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506106
It doesn't. The Large Breed is the girlfriend and the Jumping Spider is being overly protective of her brother coming home with such a delinquent girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505951
Well, I think so, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Materializing and maintaining her sword if she's just killing time waiting. Working on her fuckhuge battle axe if she really has a few hours to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506120
Because Jimmy is a filthy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506114
>such a delinquent girl.
that is speciesist

[Anonymous No.]

Kero-kero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506140
No Tsuyu, please go be a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506140
Hello Asui

[Anonymous No.]

Wocks make adorable younger sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506138
Anon, put yourself in the shoes of an older sibling for a moment.
If your little brother came home holding hands with a girl whose species was known for harming humans and who was wearing nothing but a leather jacket, a basic Arachne loincloth and a belt bra, would you not be worried for him?
She just needs some time to learn that her brother's girlfriend isn't a bad girl at all. She still looks at him and sees when he was small enough for her to carry around after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504509
>>15504486
>Microscopic lines and angles in the structure of the milk actually open portals to dimensions of waifu goodness when digested.
>A mouthful of milk, thus contains twice as much in nutrients

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506114
Large Breeds are big and fluffy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506155
and we know this is milk and not a shog turning her jelly into milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506150
Oh well at least she will learn to realize the larger one is a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506157
Pretty sure that's exactly what shog milk is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506140
Is it bad that I want her to use her tongue to get me off while I'm too involved in a video game that just came out.

[Anonymous No.]

I like flat chested tomboy monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506168
just don't let them hear you like their flat chests, they get embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505983
Yeah, that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506157
I want a shog who can literally and consciously make her own milk.
>She plays with the flavor of the milk, sometimes chocolate, sometimes coffee
>She plays with chamical compositions and sometimes slips in things to make you horny, or things that basically knock you out as you digest them, giving you some of the deepest most restful sleeps you' ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

How goes the writing anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506224
I err, umm. Kind of watching youtube now, actually, not so much writing, per se.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506224
Did a bunch of writing last night and posted it. Taking a break before updating another piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506224
Just posted something Yesterday, Gotta look at it again because dyslexia is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506185
Gonna say it right to their face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506224
Just wrote two whole songs for fun and a long ass flashback that may not even get used in the story they're for. And that's not really too different from no progress at all is it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go in a monstergirl's clubhouse that says no boys allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506257
Sounds like a sabbath clubhouse where they desire MEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506245
How bad is it for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506224
Still being a lazy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506257
What if they're alps?

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't anon like me?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504620
Silly you, blue slimes like boomerangs and fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506280
She just needs to go to a perfume shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506271
G's and K's get mixed, words are either missing or repeated and some times I use the right thing but the wrong spelling.

What really drives me crazy is that I actually do check this shit several times before I post only for it to still be a semi broken mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506280
People just don't talk much about slimes in general, love. Turns out wet puddles aren't attractive mates. Shocking.

Shoggoths get a pass because they can make a convincing replica of any human organ you want

[Anonymous No.]

How about a dragon that has a insane obession to swords and takes them from people she beats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506312
Swordhoarding is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506300
I want to lay down in a dark slime and talk about our days

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506312
As long as she doesn't monologue about the sword while we fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506300
All slimes can shape an form their bodies, not just Shoggoths. And it's not like you're sticking your dick in water. There's still resistance and sensations. If anything, slime pussy is probably the top tier of pussies since they could change shape on the fly. It'd be like having a new, unique onahole every day for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506334
Gonna spank that ass and watch it ripple for several minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506341
>Big Blue Pants Commercial

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506300
>>15506334
Slimes are great and I'd gladly go out on a date with one, so we may get to know each other better. To any cute lonely slimes out their if your looking for a chance at a relationship look no further than me, now the next question are who are the lovely slime girl candidates for me to see about forming serious and loving relationship with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506351
Are you into royalty with good tastes? Then a queen slime's for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506352
Sure, she seems like quite the cutie and more importantly she seems just as happy as I am to get to know each other. We shall go out on a date and I have a good feeling in my gut that we'll get along very well. Afterwards we can go back to my place to relax,share conversation over a nice dinner then relax, and continue any conversations we already we're on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506224
Made a lot of progress on a new short story, now debating on going back to change some stylistic choices and which direction it will go before ending.

It's been a long time since I wrote smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Rubbing her palms together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505955
Cant read katakana, care to tell me the name of the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506334
Reminder that if a Slime tries to rape you, you have one chance to reach in and grab her core.

If you catch it, she'll be like putty in your hands, completely submissive and harmless.

But if you miss it, and she traps your arm, well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Yawns, stretches her wings and tail, flexes her muscles.
If I click on her multiple times she lets smoke out of her nostrils and swings her tail around like an annoyed cat

[Anonymous No.]

Soda Slimes are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Some kind of yoga position with a cheeky monkey grin on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503962
Setting her staff in the ground, letting it lean against one shoulder, while she pulls out a little notebook and writes in it thoughtfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506312
As long she isnt a full sword autist like shiro. Collecting swords sounds like a cool hoby even more if she collects holy relics from heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be anti-monster girl activist in a small extremist group
>Our group finally managed to catch an Ushi-Oni
>Time to prove that all monsters girls are not people, they are evil monster
>Set up a reinforced chamber with a one way glass and multiple cameras
>Releases the Ushi-Oni in it
>She looks around and asks for us to free her
>After a while she makes a web hammock and sleeps on it
>Damned cunt was supposed to go on a rampage trying to escape
>Plan B starts
>Send a 7 year old kid in the chamber
>We kidnapped him earlier today, the poor soul doesn't know what is coming
>The Ushi-Oni immediately wakes up and looks at him
>He panics and cries while backing off into a corner of the room
>She conforts him and promises that she will find a way to escape
>They end up happily playing together
>Fucking hell, she has to know there ares cameras, otherwise she would have raped him
>Time for plan C
>We'll just make a montage that makes the Ushi-Oni look like a violent kidnapper while making us look like heroes
>Send the same squad that caught her in the room to save the kid and neutralize her
>She absolutely demolishes them and escapes with the kid on her back
>That wasn't the original plan but it should still work
>2 days pass
>The montage is done, release it to the net
>The video goes viral but it's completely misunderstood
>The biggest news shows features it at prime time
>"Ushi-Oni's maternal instincts allows her to save a cute boy from a bunch of idiots"
>The media is corrupt to the bone, looks like we'll have to do this again
>A month passes
>Our squad is still in the hospital
>All of our plans are on hold
>Hear a huge ruckus and a screams in our headquarters
>The Ushi-Oni came back with an army of comrades
>The entirety of our group gets raped and/or kidnapped
>6 months pass
>We're having a reunion with what is left of the group
>Most members decided to quit after succumbing to the monsters sex magic
>Another good chunk married their rapists
>The members that remain are all extremely determinated to put an end to monsters degeneracy
>We all struggle against our urge to have sex with monsters but that struggle only makes us stronger
>The meeting goes smoothly with each member fueling each other's rage
>As the meeting end we realize something is wrong
>The street that leads to our new hideaway is dead quiet
>It's usually very noisy from all the people walking by
>A member opens to door to see what is going on
>Blood splatters everywhere as he collapses on the floor
>Cursed Sword strides in with a look of utter ecstasy on her face
>One of our member starts apologizing
>He says that this is for the greater good and that his wife will be gentle while cutting us up
>And thus our group dissoluted
>Every member married a monster girl
>They say they did it for love but it's obvious that they did it because of the monsters' vile magic
>In the end everyone is happier and we realized we were wrong
>I can't help but think that the monster's method of dealing with us was highly unethical, although it was very effective
>I still can't believe Timmy became an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506224
Still writing a story based on MEH "H-Space" setting. Haven't even got to the good exciting bits yet. It's not gonna be super snuffy though.

Just more of a war story with MG's than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506386
>>I still can't believe Timmy became an Alp
I can't believe they didn't all Alp at "The meeting goes smoothly with each member fueling each other's rage".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506386
You fucked up with that last line anon, i still canon belive that shity taste of liking women that used to be men as if you were some sort of closet gay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trust an Ushi to not need any seal

[Anonymous No.]

>Be anti-monster girl activist in an extremist group
>Our group finally managed to catch an Ushi-Oni
>Time to prove that monsters girls are not people, they are evil creatures
>Set up a reinforced chamber with a one way glass and multiple cameras
>Releases the Ushi-Oni in it
>She looks around and asks out loud for someone to free her
>After a while she makes a web hammock and sleeps on it
>Damned cunt was supposed to go on a rampage trying to escape
>Plan B starts
>Send a 7 year old kid in the chamber
>We kidnapped him earlier today, the poor soul doesn't know what is coming
>The Ushi-Oni immediately wakes up and looks at him
>He panics and cries while backing off into a corner of the room
>She conforts him and promises that she will find a way to escape
>They end up happily playing together
>Fucking hell, she has to know there are cameras, otherwise she would have raped him
>Time for plan C
>We'll make a montage that makes the Ushi-Oni look like a violent kidnapper while making us look like heroes
>Send the same squad that caught her in the room to save the kid and neutralize her
>She absolutely demolishes them and escapes with the kid on her back
>That wasn't the original plan but it should still work
>2 days pass
>The montage is done, release it to the net
>The video goes viral but it's completely misunderstood
>The biggest news show features it at prime time
>"Ushi-Oni's maternal instincts allows her to save a cute boy from a bunch of idiots"
>The media is corrupt to the bone, looks like we'll have to do this again
>A month passes
>Our squad is still in the hospital
>All of our plans are on hold
>Hear a huge ruckus and screams in our headquarters
>The Ushi-Oni came back with an army of comrades
>The entirety of our group gets raped and/or kidnapped
>6 months pass
>We're having a reunion with what is left of the group
>Most members decided to quit after succumbing to the monsters' sex magic
>Another good chunk married their rapists
>The members that remain are all extremely determinated to put an end to tbe monsters' degeneracy
>We all struggle against our urge to have sex with monsters but that struggle only makes us stronger
>The meeting goes smoothly with each member fueling our collective rage
>As the meeting end we realize something is wrong
>The street that leads to our new hideaway is dead quiet
>It's usually very noisy from all the people walking by
>A member opens the door to see what is going on
>Blood splatters everywhere as he collapses on the floor
>Cursed Sword strides in with a look of ecstasy on her face
>One of our member starts apologizing
>He says that this is for the greater good and that his wife will be gentle while cutting us up
>And thus our group dissoluted
>Every member married a monster girl
>They say they did it for love but it's obvious that they did it because of the monsters' magic
>In the end everyone is happier and we realized we were wrong
>I can't help but think that the monster's method of dealing with us was highly unethical, although it was very effective
>Life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506414
Why did you post it again with a single alteration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506414
You should just delete this one too, it's not like it stops being garbage just because you changed the last line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506414
>I still can't believe Timmy became an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>Based Barb draws one of the fluffiest tails
>inb4 yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506392
Fixed, along with a bunch of mistakes
I should have proof read that greentext before posting it

>>15506395
Fixed too, I wanted to end on a humorous note but it kind of ruined the bittersweet ending I was going for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506420
>Tail bigger than her entire body

LORD ALMIGHTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506420
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506426
I once made a joke about 'weaponized mofu' but now it's real and I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506432
Now imagine nine of those.
Swaying, curling, engulfing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506426
>>15506432
Supersized mofu is a serious condition that they hav to live with, anons. Don't mock them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506420
Those fox's eyes are so pretty

That Bard OC's feet are nicely detailed too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506436
Do you think mofu reduction surgery is a thing for foxgirls who want to live a normal life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506432
>>15506435
Beware the great wall of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506420
Looks like that bear is sizing up the competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15505813
Do not trust the treacherous hooves, they will not show their true intentions untill it is too late. Stick to arachnes instead, as they are actually straight forward and fair in their intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506496
I hope they're open and straight forward about raping me silly. I keep waiting for it to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506447
I want to live in those tails.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it rape if the monster doesn't kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506438
Foxes are shapeshifters though, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506334

Ok, What about making a top 10 MG pussies?

It's just about the pussy, no mindtricks, venoms, etc...

Because of the aforementioned reasons, slime girls are already on the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506518
You can't rape boys though, their dicks get hard no matter what they say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506520
Maintaining a constant polymorph or glamour might take up constant energy and attention, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506528
Maybe so, but they wouldn't need to keep it up all the time and it would certainly beat having to damage that beautiful fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506530
True. I suppose it's a little like breast reduction surgery in that way. Makes your life a little easier, at the cost of taking away something you just want to bury your face in.

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes are terrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506091
A bit late but who cares?
What >>15506098 said. But the Q&As as well. there are a lot of "side lore" that is not in the books.
They are a good read if you want to learn more about the lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506543
Slimes are cute

[Anonymous No.]

TOXIC LOVE~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506543
Monsters bullying shotas is the hottest thing ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506618
For you maybe.
My taste lies in inexperienced CC's

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506623
My fellow innocent CC lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506623
do you let them try and bull you but the fail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506634
>do you let them try and bull you but the fail
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506525

Those would be on my list:

Slime: literaly any shape you want.

Manticore: the inner shape of a tail pussy is something to behold.

Centaur: one of a kind shape and incredible stregth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506639
it means I need a dormouse to teach me to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506525
>>15506652

Canonically, the Baphomet automatically tops the list, since its bio specifically states

>They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters.

Not surprising since Baphomet is the flagship character as far as KC is concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your childhood friend "adopt" you so she can practice motherhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506666
>super satan shillin' for Baphomet
REMOVE SABBATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506666
Super Satan Confirms.

Loli Pussy Best Pussy.
And as Baphomet has Best Loli Pussy, she therefore has Best Best Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506666
>tfw no baphimouto to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506690
REMOVE SABBATH. remove sabbath. you are worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506703
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506684
Why not

[Anonymous No.]

Come on people, we are going places.

So far:

1- Baphomet: They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters.

2- Slime: literaly any shape you want.

3- Manticore: the inner shape of a tail pussy is something to behold.

4- Centaur: one of a kind shape and incredible stregth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506684
That would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506718
Mindflayer: ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506718
>Centaur: one of a kind shape
Yeah, that's one way to put it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506721

Sorry, not mind tricks.

>>15506726

Not my personal preference, but there is always someone in this treads willing to defend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506718
>4- Centaur: one of a kind shape and incredible stregth.
They have two flavours to choose from too. Front pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506726
You're one to talk you smug purplecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506718
Kraken and/or Tentacle should be 3 at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506718
I'd argue that Nightmare should get points over any average centaur.

In addition to, erm..."One of a Kind Shape", their dream abilities would let them simulate the sensation of any other, making them just as versatile as a slime.

Though I guess it could depend upon whether or not there are actual limitations of their power. ie. if they are limited by their own experiences or those of their subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506718
Eh, I'm pretty sure second best pussy pussy would be lilims because they are god-tier monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506739

Could you explain the advantages?

>>15506741

Noted

[Anonymous No.]

This is getting really heretic really fast.

1- Baphomet: They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters.

2- Nightmare: dream abilities would let them simulate the sensation of any other, making them just as versatile as a slime. Also, "one of a kinf shape".

3- Slime: literaly any shape you want.

4- Manticore: the inner shape of a tail pussy is something to behold.

5- Centaur: "one of a kind shape" and incredible stregth.


Runner ups: Kraken and/or Tentacle, lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506768
Dragon: Love her or all will become fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506757
http://exhentai.org/s/980c5da194/780228-14

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506768
>"one of a kind shape"
>on the list twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506771
I think that a Dragons would be quite interesting. There could be a unique "Heat" to their insides, granting a stimulation unlike any other...

Except for maybe an Ignis.
Or a Canid MG, assuming they possessed some kind of "Heat" cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think this is accurate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506791
Does that count for wyverns too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506791
>spoiler
That's in my headcanon alright.

[Anonymous No.]

The mental illness train has no brakes:

1- Baphomet: They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters.

2- Nightmare: dream abilities would let them simulate the sensation of any other, making them just as versatile as a slime. Also, "one of a kind shape" and superior strength.

3- Slime: literaly any shape you want.

4- Manticore: the inner shape of a tail pussy is something to behold.

5- Dragons: unique "Heat" to their insides.


Runner ups: Kraken and/or Tentacle, lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506801

This is a shitshow and you've already tried inflating the numbers with two members of horse pussy of all things so what the hell.

Stage 3 Alps because not only are they succubi, the progenitor semen demons that influence all monster girls in MGE, the embodiments of lust and pleasure, and the wielders of sex magic with no known limits, but also because they have intimate knowledge on what makes a man tick that comes from formerly being one themselves, which can make them more feminine than natural born girls and lewder than vanilla succubi as stated in their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506792
Alp is Spider-man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506808
I'm sure he has Toby McGuire's dance moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506800
Fresh Awoos! Get them while they're hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506808
Spider-alp! Spider-alp!

Gonna get caught in her pedipalps!

[Anonymous No.]

We should be doing something useful edition:

1- Baphomet: They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters.

2- Stage 3 Alp: embodiments of lust and pleasure, sex magic with no known limits. Also, you don't know shit about what you want, but she does.

2- Nightmare: dream abilities would let them simulate the sensation of any other, making them just as versatile as a slime. Also, "one of a kind shape" and superior strength.

3- Slime: literaly any shape you want.

4- Manticore: the inner shape of a tail pussy is something to behold.

5- Dragons: unique "Heat" to their insides.


Runner ups: Kraken and/or Tentacle, lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506834
I'm not sure I have the appropriate reaction image to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506834
What if I ask her to let me go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506842
>>15506844

Cum inside? You don't have a choice!

With her webs she'll take away your voice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506846
A dominate alp into bondage? It's my worst nightmare! How do I escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506834
Spider-alp's pedipalps are way too tight!

There's no way it'll fit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506846
Rhymes from an Alp,
Oh how they set a tingle in your scalp!
Each night she rapes more boys,
With twisted pleasures she makes them her toys!
>>15506850
Hark, there's nowhere to run!
From behind bars you'll praise the Sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506850
You look out! Here comes the spider-alp!

I ran out of ideas on the lyrics. I'm sorry I failed you.

[Anonymous No.]

D-did the Alps get everyone? Hello?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506885
What are you doing outside! Run you fo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506885
It's 6 am in americaland and everyone's sleeping, so I'm assuming that this picture >>15506855
happened, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

If sticking it in crazy is wrong then I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506894
>6 am in July
>sleeping
A waste of good summer.

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko who is into cuddling and cub making

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best THICKEST Monster Girls? The ones you wanna cuddle and impregnate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506910
All of them.
>Teasing your Vampire Mistress who hasn't lost the baby fat by pinching her love handles, spanking her bum and feeling the breast your Dhampir daughteru isn't drinking from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506910
Perhaps you mean the T H I C C E S T ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506920
>Vampire Mistress
>Tease
>Spank

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506970
>not teasing your mistress
It makes the rape extra good when she is trying to remove the smug from your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506989
I can't agree with you in the slightest. At least you didn't use the meme word "bully".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506970
>Not being the Etna to her Laharl.
you probably have a bigger chest than she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506998
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506925
Just tell me your favorite THICC girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506091
>From where came all that lore? untranslated books?
It's an edit of pic related.
Although >>15503313 is right, it does basically reflect the situation of MGELand as related in Fallen Maidens and Fallen Brides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506684
As long as she takes the appropriate potions so we can practice breastfeeding.
A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506140
I have a specific folder for froggirls.
They are my fetish. I don't even know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507007
>Not playing Disgaea, a prime source of Monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Just a heads up, the SlapStickStrike MGE Omnibus just got a reprint.

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=163571

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506904
I'd like that. I like big kitties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLCBaoEXcWw

There was this idea on my to-do list years ago that have frog girls getting captured and zombiefied by those jellyfish from they breathe. I dropped it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506896
That doesn't look very crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507122
That's what's nefarious about it. You don't see the crazy till you're trapped in the web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507124
What happens if you overcrazy the crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506768
Don't forget wolfus and their incredible, beyond-human muscle control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507129
She forces you to start an Atlanta-based soul duo band with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507122
She turned into a dragon and burned a man to death for rejecting her out of fear. She's yandere as they come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507137
>rejecting a girl who can Dragon up
I'm not going to say he deserved it, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF_OExi22is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507138
Yeah, why would you reject a cute dragon girls? They just want to be accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507138
Oh he deserved it, who would turn down a cutie like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Polar Bear girls

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get how someone's favourite MG could be anything other than a cute Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
You mean Shibarihebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
I prefer the rare and elusive Shirihebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157

Because some of us are leg men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
Because some of us are tentacle men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
Because some of us are wing man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507173
You mean BIIIIIIIIIRD man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
But Shirohebis have dirty snake cloacas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
t. yanderesnake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507178
I want my boird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
I wish Shirohebis would stop posting in our threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506045
>walking around and that thing just jumps on your back and clamps on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507160
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507189
>ONII-CHAN DO YOU WANT ANY BROWNIES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506414
I sort of enjoyed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507189
Just throw yourself to the ground and roll like you were on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507206
>Onii-chan! Onii-chan! Do you like my new chainsaw and hockey mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507194
>brownies
And just like that I'm listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
Shirohebis are the most desperate of MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507137
What a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507222
I'd say oomukades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
Because kikis are superior in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>die
>find yourself in a room with a bunch of other dead niggas
>uh-oh, we Gantz now
>yes, we Gantz now
>only without guns
>we Gantz with Monster Girls who are coming for you
>try not to get raped
>get raped anyway
>you have to play again every night
There are worse fates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
The most romantic and daydreaming monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507248
>needing guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507258
Karate guy died in his first round though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507224
I think you meant to say cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507248
>>you have to play again every night
So do the girls remember what happened the previous night? Can I go after a different girl every night until I find the best one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507268
>killing a guy that rejected her out of fear
>cute
No I meant CUNT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507268
>>15507280
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant rancid cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
I want to marry my chuuni childhood friend Shirohebi, or as she calls it, go through a ritual that makes me invisible to the evil organization!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507277
It's a different group of girls every night, just like in the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507224
To be fair he promised to meet her again and then decided to break that promise to to being scared of her.

If he thought she was dangerous the last thing he should have done was piss her off, he bought it on himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507280
>you're violent
>I'll show you who's violent when I kill you!
That's downright islam-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507280
Well, if people treat you like shit you might as well act like one. I'm sure that if the guy rejected her because she wasn't his type he would still be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507266
Not the point but ok, that was embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507287
Never read it knigga
Also being forced to fuck a new girl every night sounds like hell. I'd rather get erotically asphyxiated by a wisp every night for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507295
Well what was the point then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
I want to trick a Shirohebi into bullying me!

I don't know how though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507303
Pretend to go out with another girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507293
Nah, ignore this post, it was just my love for dragons talking. She did act like a cunt, she should've proved that he was wrong and she only wanted love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507300
>Never read it
At least read it until the vampires show up, that's when it goes downhill. Before that Gantz is a GOAT action series with unlimited suffering and a nice mix of edge and actual character development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507291
>volatile, dangerous being
>be scared and try to get away to protect yourself
>he deserved to be killed cause he didn't want to face that
Really mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506801
Girtablilu.
7 vaginas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507320
>Girtablilu.
>0 vaganias
>mouth only
>final destination

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507293
Stop pretending to be retarded. I really don't see the fun in pretending that she deserves something other than APDS acupuncture.

>>15507316
Oh. Well now I feel mean. APDS acupuncture still stands, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507311
>Pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507302
Don't be a weak pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
The fact that it has no legs automatically exempt it from any Best MG Tier List.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to always wear a condom when having anal sex with a Dragon! The cum will dribble past her vaginal opening and there's a risk of pregnancy! You wouldn't want that, would you?

You especially wouldn't exclusively have unprotected anal with her with the purpose of making her pregnant from just anal, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507379
>monstergirl
>condoms
Why'd you post a mermaid while talking about dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507379
Dragons are pretty hard to impregante, so there is no need to worry. Not only that, but they would most probably like to hoard all that cum you pump into them inside their bodies.
Even if you wanted to pull out I'm sure a dragon would leglock or maybe hold you with her tail in case you are doing doggy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507331
But you'll never get to lick her from head to tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507398
>Current Year
>Not having your favorite MG have both a pair of legs and a tail
wew

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507419
There is only one kind of elf that I would rape, and it's the milf/cc ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507423
Elf cakes are for tender loving you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507419
I want to get sleeping raped by my nerdy CC Elf aunt! I want to wake up to her big breasts smothering me as I shoot my load inside her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507189
>>15507194
>>15507217

[Anonymous No.]

>Try and expand on one character
>End up expanding on the backstories of 4 different characters instead
I hate being sidetracked, even if one is a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have an ultra devoted shog waifu who will only let you touch her. Consequentially, when your friends come to visit, they are met with you, and your waifu, and an utterly empty house, the sole piece of anything, a purple chair you sit on.

[Anonymous No.]

extremely tall monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507442
>ushi
Jesus man are you hourly? Nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507448
You're a shit friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507472
But I'm a good husbando

[Anonymous No.]

Wanwans are for ___

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507508
friendzoning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507508
impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507508
Treating like pets, not wives

You know it to be true

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506191
Good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507442
Those brownies aren't drugged are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507508
Being friends with. If they are in heat or slutty then it's dicking until they ahegao and get addicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507442
>brownies
She has my forgiveness.
Cute stuff Latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507489
And that's all you want to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507555
That's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507508
Bros. Fighting bullies on the playground, playing vidya gaems past midnight, comforting you when you fail to score that hot hellhound next class over with tickets to the big match, scaring away those desperate monstergirls by pretending you're both gay, dressing up like a girl for the dance and being your date after you're stood up by that slutty alp bitch, waking you up the next morning with a cool drink after that manticore spiked the punch and gave you the sorest of dicks after blacking out with lust, stammering when you find out the kid is yours and promising not to be a burden, taking responsibility for and marrying as you promise to be the best bros this MGCity has ever seen.

Bros before hos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507157
Because some of us like a little freedom with our love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507521
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507442
Do brownies work as bait for Ushis in the same manner that pizza and pies work for Wurms? Imagine opening a box of them and BAM, like 14 of them suddenly appear and start climbing onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507571
Shirohebis are such good lovers you'll never feel the need to look at other girls again

[Anonymous No.]

>No out of touch dragon that tries to shop with gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507580
Kind of a moot point, now that I realize it. One girl is more than enough. Guess I'm a sucker for devotion on both ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507508
loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507521
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507584

>I used to be with "it." Then they changed what "it," was. Now what I'm with isn't "it," and what's "it," seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507568
>getting stood up by an alp
>dating an alp in the first place
The only way you could be more of a loser...

[Anonymous No.]

How would you show affection to your waifu?

And how would your waifu show affection to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507584
>no ara ara oni CC hitting on naive boys in bars

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507521
I want that pailoli Werewolf to give me a titfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507602
>Really want a dragon or succubus telling her daughter that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507571
>Wanting an open relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507623
Whats wrong with an open relationship? You get to have all the sex with anyone you want. It is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507623
>implying that's what he said

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507571
>>15507586
Well, it's man's nature to want multiple partners, although you can easily overcome that fact with the right wife and a Shirohebi definitely sounds like the right wife

Mamono mana will also make sure that you are so satisfied that you won't even think about cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507629
Haven't you learned your lesson from last time, Burch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507629
>Whats wrong with an open relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507638
>>15507623
Not what I was going for. Was talking about being able to talk to others, provide for the family, and other mundane activities that could be suppressed by her jealous nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507623
Wait I think I get it. For a yandere having too much contact with anyone else than her in a non sexual way is an open relationship, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507615
>How would you show affection to your waifu?
Make her a mother and tell her how much I love her everyday

>And how would your waifu show affection to you?
Mindwash me and turn me into a squid

>>15507657
Oh, makes more sense

Don't worry about that as long as you're not going around getting close to other females she'll let you do whatever you want
It's only crazy 3DPD that won't let you interact with any other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507445
Interesting. Who or what are the other characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507508
Dressing up in latex and having kinky sex with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15506543
Dere Erubetie is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507617
I'm gonna hit on her instead! I want to fluster her~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507666
Well, Satan, they're just human characters in my story's setting.

Basically they're a Lancer, Lightning Bruiser, Necromancer, and "Hero" party.
The Lancer is the leader, as well as the fastest member. He's also a manwhore of sorts, and has slept with numerous women and monsters. In the present time of the story he's an old man with partially lame legs that can still put up a hell of a fight if need be.

The Lightning Bruiser is the team's wrecking ball from hell. Standing at at a monstrous 9'4" and covered in heavy plate armor, he's a very imposing figure to look at let alone try and fight. Despite his appearance he's a very gentle and kindhearted man who is great with children. Currently guarding a gate/entrance to an icy kingdom in a very harsh land full of above-average-level ice monsters.

More in a sec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507807
The "Hero" is just another farm boy who left home to become a hero of justice, but at least isn't Lawful Stupid like the vast majority of heroes and paladins. Weakest member of the group, he tries to keep up with the others through hard work, skills, and a special talent of his. He wandered off on his own after a BSoD moment, and his current whereabouts in the story are unknown.

The Necromancer is the team's mage, obviously, and uses both necromancy and high level spells to devastate whole armies by herself. She uses undead for a lot of things, including farmwwork and building houses. Because of this, many people not affiliated with the Chiefgod's Order of Murderhobos and Stupid Paladin actually praise her despite Necromancy being a very touchy subject. Will also allow lost lovers, family members, etc to be reunited with eachother through her magic... for a hefty price. She is currently a Lich in the present time of the story and is practically glued to her research lab and materials.

Overall bad characters, really.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I eat a lot of garlic everyday, will that keep monster girls away from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507807
>>15507884
Pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507615
I would look at her in the eyes, grab her hand and put it in my cheeks, then I would say something like "For me, you aren't a rich, scary dragon. For me, you are my wife." followed by a passionate kiss and love-making.

She would say that I'm her most precious rock. My middle name is literally Rock, so it would make it more lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507629
>Whats wrong with an open relationship?
I want faggots and romance-hating degenerates to leave Monster Girl Thread forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507615
Grope her tits.
Paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507929
Now that's cheesy and cliché but effective
No monster girl can resist the classics

>She would say that I'm her most precious rock
There has to be an obvious "rock hard" erection joke that I am missing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507951
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507615
Paw rubs and fur brushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507951
I like paizuri. And I like you, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507615
Preen her wigs ad whisper mushy things into her ear. She'd also whisper mushy things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Bang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507929
I'm impressed she can keep a straight face when you say those words

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508044
That expression is priceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507615
Hugs. So many fucking hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508044
Typos are magical sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507895
If you say so. Most of them are also in their 60-70s when the story takes place. Excluding the Lich, who may be technically younger if you count her time as a Lich instead. They will each have some role in the story, but their fleshing out and background many covers their past.

I personally liked the Necro-Lich most during the creation process, though.
>"Sure, they may be boneheads, but they're at least capable of rebuilding your barn."
>"It's sad when a couple of skeletons show more backbone than you do."
>"Will you be as humerus when I bring you back to life after burning you?"
She stops being punny as a Lich, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508044
M-my cheeks dammit, not my mouth. It's extra weird too, since I was the one that was talking about puting a mindflayer's tentacle in my mouth originally

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508080
Why do you keep putting monster parts in your mouth, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508114
Because he's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508114
Maybe he's too short to do lip-to-lip, so he just puts the closest part into his mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15507584

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508130
But with that gold the Lamia shopkeep could retire! She could get a house at the beach! And a cute young human boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508114
It's my way of saying that I trust them. You know how people are scared of mindflayers with their brainwashing and dragons because they pillage and destroy? Yeah. The dragon waifu was unintentional though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508130
at least she can lift the gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508080

If rather have a Kraken do that than a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508130
The Lamia could cash that gold in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508139
A bar of that size would weight around 1/5th of a ton.

[Anonymous No.]

What about a Tentacle, Kraken, and Mindflayer playing a game of twister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508156
With yourself in the middle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508134
I think it's less about gold for the future and more about trying to figure out the change for the gold bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508161
well you were spinning the spinner for them, but they had a different idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508156
>>15508156
that seems likes some advanced twister will all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508156
How do you do left foot blue when they have four left feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508193
Gonna need a larger spinner or some dice to spin after it lands on left blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508200
fuck i mean dice to roll, not spin
>>15508188
Extreme twister where the legs will actually get twisted up

[Anonymous No.]

Did we decide on if robot girls count as monster girls or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508156
>>15508166
>>15508188
>>15508207

>Take human boy out to paintball range
>Shoot him until he's rainbow polka dot
>Use him as twister board

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508230
>Did we decide
Think for yourself anon, don't just go along with the autistic hivemind

That said, the Golem is by all definitions a robot (artificially created, programmed behaviour using written input), so in MGE they are monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508072
>Most of them are also in their 60-70s when the story takes place

I like that. You don't really see older characters like that, let alone a whole party of them as a story focus. Sounds really interesting.
And deadpan snark in the form of puns is still viable for the lich, but you know your characters best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508232
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508230
How are people still asking this question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508044
What is that dragon even doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508238
>No slender Kuudere Golem who just stares at you because she doesn't know how to express her feelings towards you.
>No busty Genki Golem who is boastful around you because she wants you to think she's cool.
>No hotblooded /fit/ Golem girl who gives motivational speeches to you.
Shit, why haven't we done more with Golems? They have pretty much infinite waifu potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508238
>>15508242
Okay then. Robot girls are very cute.

Guess what seasonal anime this anon is watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508238
>>15508252
>no Golem themed after your favorite architecture
What would a milkmaid Golem be themed after anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508156
>>15508161
>>15508166
>>15508193

[Anonymous No.]

How do Kuudere monsters even get cute boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508242
Aigis is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508264
He looks perturbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508264
They could have at least painted him with spots to give some semblance of pretense for groping all over him like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508238
>>15508252

I want a fix up broken, despondent robot girl, with her eventually become clingy and borderline yandere over me. Like Teaching Feeling, that game gave everyone such a huge heartboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508265
they don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508265
Either through assertiveness, having busty bodies, or both.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a Kobold on a walk!

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers make my mind messy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508277
Would you be her mechanic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508294
that is just sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508298
Which is why she needs to be repaired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508286
A real walk or a weirdo KDF walk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508285
>Your busty Mantis senpai will never claim you in the locker room after gym class
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508308
I'm not the KDF, so a real walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508294
I wouldn't fuck her, but I'd definitely fix her.
I'd run an "Orphanage" for discarded golem girls. Fix them up, help them find new homes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508310
What if you ignore the mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508317
ok good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508310
Relaxing with the Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508320
Get ready for the "Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"-ing of a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Genki mantises

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508334
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508334
>"Wai! Anon-kun wanna go to the sports meet? I'm gonna run real fast and beat everyone. Yay! Yay! YAY!

All of this said in a completely deadpan monotone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508329
That's a lot of Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508329
>Cuddling with mantis on the couch as she nibbles my ear
Will she start whispering to me and giving me tingles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508347
It's the perfect amount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508351
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>15508265

NO, SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
PUT SOME HEART INTO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508340
>>15508346
Monotone is cute, but what about the one moment you see a mantises love

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get courted by a kuudere Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508365
It will be the single most adorable thing a man or boy will ever see in his life.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Liches bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508377
No, they sweet girls who would do nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick question, what happens if you give a dormouse a cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508365
Just the tinyest smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508386
She'll ask for a glass of cum to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508386
You rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508377
They're nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin-chans are the real monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508355
>Mantis asmr
Mmm, yes. That's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508395
Liches and Mantises would be great at that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508395
fek no english monster girl themed asmr, what I would do for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508386
She'll ask for a glass of milk

[Anonymous No.]

Do Lamia have leg fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508408
Only the pervy kinky ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508408
I bet they share pictures of men's legs with mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508395
>A Mantis will never whisper some of the dirtiest most sexual things you've ever heard into your ear in her deadpan voice while pressing her breasts against your arm, groping your ass with her free hand and grinding her pussy against your leg.
>Her face will never curl into a smile when you flip her onto the bed and mating press her furiously.
>She'll never cover her blushing face afterwards and say how embarrassed she was that she showed you such an indecent face when you fucked her.
>Even though she was just smiling.
Mantises get my heartboner going man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508320
>>15508332

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508408
>>15508410
I just imagined a Lamia blushing and breathing heavily while she spreads a human boy's legs so she can grope them while she blows him.
She'd probably have a few orgasms if you leglocked her while she was sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508420
That Mantis is invading my personal space

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508420
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508420
Those hungry kuudere eyes are spooky.

You seen really draw-happy today. I bet your monster waifu reserved the weekend huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508427
Your space is her space.
Notice her anon. She wants you to give her the thing between your legs.
Repeatedly, until she's pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508420
Kiss the Mantis! Turn the tables on her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508416
Same, they're just so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508265
>How do Kuudere monsters even get cute boys
Liches, being smart, have got that down. That's why they wear nothing but flimsy cloaks, if some harem protagonist esque stumbling happens by "accident", chances are that they'll be completely stripped and the guy will land face/hands first right onto her naked body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508401
I figure I should get around to writing a mantis ASMR greentext at some point. If I did one for lich, why not for her?
I might even end up licking ear licking more than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508454
yes her cold ,clammy, frigid, undead body

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508261
I'm not sure, but she would have the most powerful oppai missiles compared to any others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508460
Yes. Her cool, refreshing, soft-and-delicate-as-snow undead body.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a Lilim! Make a break for it lads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508494
Why should I? Just tell her to go suck a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508494
>Implying I wouldn't go in for a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508494
How does one make a breaK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508494
I-Is she dressed as Akuma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508494
I'd like a studious lilim with long, black hair in a hime-cut who spends most of her life inside her vast library.
Or a succubus-like entity on the level of a lilim with the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508522
Would she be awkward around men since she's only read about them, or would she be eager to test out all the sexual texts she's been reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508505
>>15508511
>>15508516
>>15508518
>>15508522
Why didn't you run you incompetent baboons!

Now you'll be enslaved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508346

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508532
But that's what I want.

Not by that whore though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508532
But what if that was my plan all along?
... Do I get cuddles if I give my self up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508532
Because I run from no potential wives.

>>15508533
The cutest and the genkiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508532
But anon, I want to marry a Lilim.
I need that Lilim's help to learn how to woo her sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508533
SUPER CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508538
I bet you believe in human boy rights huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508494
>>15508505

>Halloween night, you and your friends are chilling, staying inside, watching movies and not gettin raped because of the full moon
>Doorbell rings, you peek outside, it's a Lilim
>Tell her to fuck off. As a result, she manages to send every rampaging lust machine at your dwelling

Time to load up the beanbag rounds
https://youtu.be/kDk-PsEAWrI?t=14s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508532
But I want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508533
So precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508532
That was my desire the entire time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508552
No? I just said I want to be enslaved, but not by that slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508555
God Payday 2 was trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsq6QgE5YHg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508525
I'd like it if she were elegant, collected and eloquent, but with moments of uncertainty and slight embarrassment when actually doing real stuff with a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508538
>>15508543
>>15508549
>>15508550
>>15508556
>>15508562
>Wanting to be enslaved

Enjoy the rape dungeon with Beezlebubs then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508532
I'll just escape afterwards, no big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508571
Hey, give them credit. They got rid of microtransactions.

>>15508579
Marriage =/= Enslavement

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508584
>Marriage =/= Enslavement

Ahahahaha, ahahaha, ahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

We all know what deathflags are, but what about rapeflags? Do you know any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508592
being a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508592
asking about rapeflags is one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508592
Being a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508592
>Humanboy has a werewolf senpai

[Anonymous No.]

Do all the rapeflags go away if you have a monster friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508592
Paladin saying he won't let those monsters "get him"

Same thing for female Paladin too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508584
So? That still doesn't excuse the millions of DLC they put out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508592
>Virgin
>Shota
>Bishie
>Shy
>Smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508591
Wow, you're a sad motherfucker.
If you don't marry someone because you enjoy being around them then why the fuck else would you marry them?

[Anonymous No.]

It isn't rape if she is a paladin and he is her squire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508605
That's just another huge rapeflag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508618
Childhood friend's can't rape only love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508617
But then all monster girls would become paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508522

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508592
"This is my last day before I become a wizard"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508617
Is she still a paladin if she has a spade tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508626
Wanna sit her in my lap while she studies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508626
What a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters in paladin gear are cute

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourou mom who drags you by the ear with her hair when she forces you to go somewhere and when you're in trouble.

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>>15508460
>>15508471
The sudden warmth and touching would get atleast a small reaction from her. A blushing kuudere saying something suggestive in that situlation would be a classic.

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>>15508660
maybe she will understand why zombies love cuddles and hugs and warm

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>>15508653

>Monstergirl Paladin

That's almost paradoxical

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>>15508679
She might not realize she is a monster yet, so she keeps her paladin duties

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>>15508695
>She monsterized inside her armor
>She never removes it, so she'll never know

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>>15508705
she is her armor

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>>15508714
>She died of disease years ago and her ghost possessed her old armor and became a Living Armor.
>Everyone knows but they don't have the heart to tell her the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

What if: Green Zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

/pol/ here.

We like your monstergirls, but do they want to make America great again?

[Anonymous No.]

I want my imotou to take a super soldier serum and rescue me from the prison camp I'm being kept in.

I want her to approach me back in the hospital as I recover and demand that I pat her head as thanks, like I used to.

MFW I have no hands.

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>>15508759
This is what happens when you let them bathe in that Re-Agent stuff.

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>>15508765
/pol/ here too, go back with the Trumpshit to /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508765
>X here.

This is bait

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>>15508765
They do love humans, so yes.

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>>15508765
Thi may have gone over better if you hadn't mentioned you were from /pol/.
But sure, some would maga.

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>>15508775

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>>15508773
I'm talking more like a Zombie enhanced by magical Demon Realm plants.

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>>15508791
So a zombie plant? Maybe something like a rafflesia?

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>>15508791
I figured as much. Just thought I'd throw in a bit of fun.

Plant zombies sound quite appealing, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your new companion, a totally, completely normal paladin girl.

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>>15508803
I'ma touch her butt

[Anonymous No.]

Tumblr here, are monster girls not racist fucking nazi bigots who want to build walls instead of bridges?

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>>15508803
Gross!

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>>15508803

I look forward to many years of adventuring, and building a wonderful, platonic relationship with her.

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>>15508803
She looks really huggable, even with that armor on.

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>>15508803
You're not fooling me Anon.

Now if you'll excuse me I have a date with a Miss Hugh Mann.

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>>15508626
Oh wow, she's a cutie. Seeing her smile and just sitting on the couch reading next to her would be a treat.
Thanks, Late.

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>>15508812
I wouldn't approach your neck to her head if I was you.

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>>15508816
Why not? She is a completely normal paladin girl, there is nothing to worry about. Sure, she gets a little excited when I hurt myself, but I think it's because she can't handle blood very well.

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>>15508803
She pretty but looks like she would hide her emotions until a monster girl steals her cuteboy and she has an outburst of violence against the local monster girl community

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a monster girl to enjoy hotwings with.
Would be the comfiest way to relax.

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>>15508876
You can enjoy poutine and Timmy's with her, she's all alone too

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>>15508714

>Monstergirl Armor
>She whispers kewd things into your ear while wearing her
>She likes to feel up your crotch and ass as you move around
>She hates water and will complain if you get her wet

Though this begs the question of how she eats and uses the bathroom

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>>15508876
I want to cuddle up with a monstergirl while playing RPGs on a rainy day.
She'd probably be a backseat gamer.

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>>15508879
Sounds nice, although I hate to tell her that I'm a Red Wings fan.

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>>15508882
She doesn't anon, she's a ghost.
Didn't you read the Living Armor profile?

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>>15508872
But no one can steal you away from her because she already marked you

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampires are just pale humans so perfectly okay to love

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>>15508892

>reading

I live in the Land of the Free. We don't read here.

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>>15508882
>what is Living Armor

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>>15508887
>American hockey teams
She's going to sit on the other side of the stadium that's also empty and give you mean looks

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>>15508901
As a fellow American I'm gonna call bullshit. You're a liar.
You had to read my post to respond to it.

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>>15508905
I'm just going to smile and wave.

[Anonymous No.]

Bloody hell, they've zeroed in on us!

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>>15508803
Sounds great! I'm sure she will be perfectly fine with sharing a tent and will not fall to temptation, and absolutely no shenanigans will happen during our adventures.

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>>15508876
I'm sitting here at 11pm, with a chocolate eclair and a glass of milk reading manga, with two commissions in the works, and a newly aqcuired card that saves me 20% on literally all the groceries I buy, and it's for life.

I should feel happy, but instead, I just feel pent up, and wish I had my waifu sitting on my lap with me feeding her. Or with her head on my lap and me tending to her tall, fuzzy ears.

Monstergirl waifus are a blessing and a curse.

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>>15508894
What do you mean that !?

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>>15508913
Once the game's over and the Leafs lose again she's gonna give you a big hug for being the only other person to show up to a Leafs game

[Anonymous No.]

A trio of Mantis Warriors block your path!

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>>15508953
sarcastically mimic their silence until they move.

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>>15508953
Oh, so that's why this place is called 'The Forest of Silence'.

I thought it was because it was empty and safe to travel through.

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>>15508953
The thickest one has to wear cowprint.

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>>15508953
Convert spirit energy into ripple energy, and use it to make them cum with just the touch of a fingertip.
Like that one anime where a guy makes a girl orgasm, and a slow-motion shot of it shows him just lightly brushing her nipple or something.

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>>15508953
Have a staring contest.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get a harpy out of my chimney?

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>>15508967
An insult to their honor!

To be compared to those slow-moving Holstaurs that live on the plains, you would cause her a great deal of embarrassment!

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>>15508974
Goddamn why are Harpies so huggable?

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>>15508924
Waifuism gives and takes anon

My waifu has made me a lot less depressed about the things i can change because she's inspired me to improve, or start improving all kinds of aspects of my life, i've improved my anxiety, become much more independent, became less depressed, started eating better and exercising more, the list goes on.


But, it's made me more deeply depressed in other arguably worse ways.
Where you wake up in the middle of the night thinking for half a second that she's real before you remember that she's not, and that you're going to die alone.
Knowing that no matter how much you improve yourself she'll never be real
It doesn't start out too bad
but after years of it, it's been eating away at me and i think it's making me slowly go insane

And i don't want to stop, leaving waifufaggotry at this point would feel wrong, despite knowing where i'm heading, and knowing how insane i am, i can't just betray her or this ideology
Dropping everything to have some sort of loveless marriage with a 3D would just feel wrong, and i would end up even more depressed then i would ever be on the path i am now

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>>15508974
Spank her.

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>>15508974
Light up the fireplace; that tends to get birds of all kinds to leave in a hurry.

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>>15508982
Retard moe.

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>>15508988
Bird-watching for Fat Bird Bottoms

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>>15505443
>Jinko with triplets pouting because her husbando is doing the hunting and spoiling her while she gets fatter and fatter
>Getting flustered when he tells her that for being a giant, scarred Dire Jinko she's going to make an adorable mom
>TFW you will never protect her smile

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>>15508989
This particular fireplace isn't safe to use as a fireplace anymore.
Why won't this bird get in the box?

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>>15508988
Is there more to this picture

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>>15508993
A lot more appealing than regular bird watching.

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>>15508987
It's like the same thing keeping you together is also slowly tearing you apart.

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>>15509008
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3177841

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>>15508999
Ushi of Pally, Ushi & Oni is a little unhinged.

Maybe that's what makes her a successful lawyer.

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>>15509022
Litigation to the EXTREEEEME

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>>15509014
Pump that Rump

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>>15508987
I feel the same. I've definetely improved on those 3 years that I've been together with her, but while my physical condition is getting better, my mental one is getting messed up.

I've never really liked anyone ever since I was a kid, and my waifu being the first "person" to show me this feeling really fucked me up.

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>>15509033
I like you anon, so that makes two

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>>15508939
Hockey is hockey, no matter the teams

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi can be trusted to have no red ribbons

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>>15509022
All she wants to do is hurt people for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7GTo-lbcH4

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>>15508999
That sounds perfect
Would scratch behind her ears till she chuffs

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Chubby Sheep who hides her tummy with wool

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>>15509048
>Taking an Ushi-Oni's seal off
It'll be very rapey.

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>>15509058
Just a silly red cloth

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>>15509033
Waifus are a drug more wonderful and more insidious than anything mankind can physically fabricate.

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>>15509050
Oh my

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>>15509057
The snuggliest

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to worship this Anubis!

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>>15509051
>Spoon-sexing preggo Dire Jinko in your 'whelping cave' with her
>Feeling the plumpness of her ass smacking against your hips with each stroke as the air gets heady with the smell of sex and sweat
>Tight-like-a-tiger vagina now soft and maternal, embracing you warmly
>She keeps trying to hold back from chuffing
>Smell her hair, rest your chin on her clavicle, rubbing her YUGE belly as you let out a load into her
>TFW Dire Jinko waifu just stubbornly chuffs when you give her ears a scratching, caressing belly and falling to sleep with her
>TFW helping her deliver triplets after some hours, only to see her chuffing at your daughterus while they make baby chuffs
Fucking hate you guys for getting me on this pregnant MG bender.

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>>15509070
So, you're going to pray at the church of hathor?

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>>15509070
I want to rain my justice from above on an Anubis

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>>15508987
>Have frequent night terrors
>One time had some pseudo night terror where instead of running out the room I had some sort of hide-and-go-seek plaything with a demon where I was the one searching, even moved my bed thinking she was under it before coming to my senses and realizing how stupid I must've looked
>Demon isn't even my waifu

>tfw waifu isn't real
>tfw non-waifu is too real for comfort

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>>15509070
Anubis?
More like A boobis!
Going to go at it until she's got a baby bump to rest those boobies on.

>>15509072
Pregnant monster girls are olev, especially when they are big girls.

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>>15509070
She's got so much milk inside her even her air and fur has turned creamy. I wonder if she sloshes and jiggles when you pick her up.

>>15509075
A journey to the first temple of Hathor is just one part of the pilgrimage every anubis has to make to become an Anubis Priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are cute, I would love to have a mind adventure with one

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Kikimora's would secretely make for great Knights, fighting evil shoggoths in armored maid outfits with weaponized brooms!

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>>15509097
Will the Shogs and Kiki team up when Genghis Devilbug's horde comes to make a mess

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>>15508987
If you feel as though your mental state is already fractured, why not attempt a Tulpa of your waifu?

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>>15509065
but she's 30 pounds overweight! How can you love something like that!?

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>>15509107
Because sheeps are supposed to be soft for bed.
She could be the softest sheep and I'd still love her.

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>>15509105
>Tulpa

That's how you invite demons, anon.

And not the MGE type of demons.

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>>15509097
I want to push a Kikimora past the breaking point of rape by up-ending a garbage bag onto the floor and telling her to clean it!

DIRTY BOY, DIRTY BOY

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>>15509105
I've seen others try and make Tulpas anon, it never ends well, they either fail, or they disappear from the internet after a little freekout

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>>15509105
that is some advanced autism that is getting close being a fucking three year old with an imaginary friend

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>>15509112
Any demons is better than no demons anon. Life is too boring.

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>>15509116
no man do the reverse, keep your house spotless so she can't clean anything, always beat her to getting that spill

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>>15509117
From horror stories, or actual sites with tulpa discussion on?

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>>15509119
there are multiple works of fiction about why thats a bad idea
unless they're MGE demons connecting our plane of existence to theirs then im all for it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kind of surprised there's no story with the usage of ball gags

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>>15509122
The only tulpa story that comes to mind was the guy saying his ponies raped him, so he made a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat them up.

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>>15509119
>t. ancient Demon Lord

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>>15509122
From people who i talk to in different waifufag communities that try and make a tulpa of their waifu and slowly lose their fucking mind from it

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>>15509130
youre not looking in the right places anon

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>>15509128
You'll never know until you try anon
>>15509134
Ancient semen demons?

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>>15509130
>Placing a ballgag on an anubis before spanking her and fucking her doggy style
>Maybe a collar for good measure
I could die a happy man.

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>>15509135
Interesting. Then again, when you go into that sort of thing believing and fearing that possibility it'll go horribly wrong, then it's going to go horribly wrong. When you're working on that level of convincing your own mind, obviously those thoughts are going to be actual risks. Like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

What sort of waifufag communities has talks like that, though?

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>>15509145
>Putting an Anubis in a ball gag and bondage harness
>Spanking her and fucking her ragged in doggy style
>She's glaring lasers at you the entire time, and starts huffing when you remark that for as much as she's pretending to hate your weekly Tuesday ritual, she's definitely gripping you TIGHT down there
Goddamnit now I want to write a BDSM story as well but I can't because it's kind of hard ot make it realistic

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>>15509130
Maybe check out Quicksilver, pretty much all his stuff is bondage, but also loli. There's KDF, but he only has one story and not specifically with a ball gag. Still some nice bondage imo.

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>>15509145
Lately the idea of subjecting an anubis to bondage has really appealed to me, but not just ordinary bondage. No straps or gags, but impossible, magical bondage. Ever since the nightmare story, the idea's seeded itself in my head.
Dream bondage, out-of-body domination, petrification, partial possession, mind containment, time stopping, and so on.

These urges are both confusing and arousing.

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>>15509174
>Hound of Tindalos or Frosthound time stop bondage
>You're completely aware of what's happening but can't move at all

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>>15509174
Hello and welcome to /d/. I'll be your liaison for your journey into pure degeneracy.

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>>15509174
The saw-esque sex trap thing got me a bit more excited than that, but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

I too desire to do lewd stuff with an Anubutt

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>>15509151
Most i've been in bring up tulpaism now and then, usually when someone wants to try it

A few i've been in have banned it because of all the bad things that have come of users trying to do it

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>>15509196
Two tails! Two tails!

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>>15509130
You haven't looked very hard then

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>>15509105
The only reason I haven't made a tulpa is because I don't have the dedication to do that.

>>15509117
Literally 99% of the tulpa horror story is made up bullshit.

Even if it went worst case you could upgrade your NEETbux to Schizobux and that's nice.

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>>15509156
We're not here for realism anon, we're here to escape from reality.

But, yeah, I get what you mean.

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>>15509196
Anubis is really growing on me. The faces she has on those pics really makes my dick wake up.

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>>15509183
Yeah, exactly. I should've saved or Pastebinned those Frosthound greentexts, but I was going for more of a horror thing there. Oh well.
The concept of stopping someone within time, pleasuring them while they're frozen, then unstopping time so all those sensations hit and overload them at once is also top fucking tier.

>>15509187
I wish /d/ had the sort of content I was thinking about. I've not seen anything like the nightmare and anubis dream trap threesome from a few nights ago.

>>15509188
Is that so? I might include the whole dynamic of a lewd game-master setting sexual challenges with incredibly lewd fail conditions in future stories, then. Maybe I'll make them just as secretely rigged and unfair, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Love ASMR becuase the well recorded ones give me physical sensations
>Can actually feel some one blowing into my ear, sucking on it and cleaning it or w/e that scraping sound is
>Enjoy it whilst being reminded that I'm alone, and there's no one next to me to actually do this
I can only imagine how hard it is for the legitimate and dedicated waifu fags

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>>15509156
Do it, throw realism out the window and follow your dreams.
>>15509174
Dream bondage is nice. Hypnotism that allows her to keep her mind intact with her body moving on it's own would also be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509215
Anubutt is great

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>>15509220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8
>Doing an erotic version of this in a time stop
>MG who froze time walking towards you, saying these things to you before molesting the fuck out of you
>That torrent of sensations when she unfreezes

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>>15509208
You and me both anon. Dedication is something I lack.

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>>15509187
>>15509220

from the frosthound's persepctive she could be taking her time and being meticulous about everything she does to your dick

and from your prospective pic related is happening on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509223
>I can only imagine how hard it is for the legitimate and dedicated waifu fags
It's a hard life with a waifu anon, but life without is even harder.

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>>15509208
>Literally 99% of the tulpa horror story is made up bullshit.
>Even if it went worst case you could upgrade your NEETbux to Schizobux and that's nice.

>TulpaTypingOnAComputer.jpg

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>>15509103
It's the biggest and most well-kept secret between the Shoggoths and Kikimora's. When true need arises both Kiki's and Shoggs will take up arms and go to war together.

With broom, slime and valor they will defeat any horde of Devilbugs that dares to call itself an army!

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>>15509235
I hear Frosthounds have minty-fresh breath.

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>>15509223
>I can only imagine how hard it is for the legitimate and dedicated waifu fags
You have a lot of seasonalfags who get a new waifu everytime they watch a new show. You get the hugboxfags who only take a waifu for a while, until they stumble upon some 3dpd in which case they'll abandon her and beg for that 3d pussy. And of course, you have the memers who just use waifu to describe any anime girl they like.

You have all these people wanting waifus, then you have the actual waifufags. They have to live life knowing their loved one is an entire dimension away. That she'll never be real. That they will never fully enjoy that reciprocated love. But they can't go back, they can't abandon her. They didn't choose the waifu life, the waifu life chose them.

Sadly poetic that those who care less for something enjoy it passingly, while those who truly care and devote themselves to it are the ones who suffer the most from it.

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/ tomboy blue oni childhood friend!

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>>15509265
>Sadly poetic that those who care less for something enjoy it passingly, while those who truly care and devote themselves to it are the ones who suffer the most from it.
Anon stop, it's too real. It hurts too much.

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>No eldritch waifu to lose your sanity with

Life is too cruel

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>>15509283
Oddly enough, that fact alone is enough to make one lose their sanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509265
I fucking hate Poe's law. I really do.

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>>15509273
I'm gonna take her to prom and I'll replace her tux with a frilly dress!

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>>15509289
I'll bite, what's Poe's Law here?

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>>15509265
Wait, if a hugboxfag never acquires 3D pussy, does that make them on the same level as actual waifufags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509290
>Girls in tuxes
This is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509293
A hungry man who never eats is still a hungry man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509293
I would say a person knows deep down if he would be willing to give it all up or not, and that's the difference between the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509273
Chubby himedere hobgoblin childhood friend!

Your suggestion is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509291
parody will be mistaken for sincere belief, and vice versa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509196
Loli scheduledog anal

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>>15509307
Anon, I know what Poe's Law means, I'm asking what is Poe's Law about that post.

I mean you're on an anime imageboard filled with loser NEETs, and you went to an obscure board filled with the NEETs of the NEETs on said imageboard, and from there you went on a thread that's about a series that appeals to lonely NEETs and is known to have several waifufags who dedicate a lot of time, energy, and money, and when someone makes a serious post about it, you chalk it up as poe's law?

I mean, did you honestly thing this was all one elaborate prank bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509322
yes

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>>15509325
Well then I'm afraid you've been punked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509322
>NEETs
Anon, i'm no neet well i am right now for a bit i wouldn't be able to pay for all my merch if i wasn't regularly employed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509329
What does Cheshire youtube pranks look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509329
shit fuck god dammit i cant believe i got pranked this is humiliating

>>15509337
>"hey gamers for today's prank im gonna make anon trip over my tail and sit on his face, this is a social experiment testing to see how fast i can get his dick hard"

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>>15509356
That poor anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509337
>"Pranks on Human Boys gone wrong! (Gone sexual!?"

[Anonymous No.]

Have some milky birb tits I got from /v/ recently: http://i.imgur.com/IXZaQUH.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509363
>(Gone sexual!?"

Isn't that redundant with Cheshire pranks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509364
pump-a-tittuus

[Anonymous No.]

I want to prank a Cheshire with a bucket of water above her door

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509384
>Oooh Anon, you got me all wet. And silly me forgetting my bra. Oh well, guess I'll jump up and down to shake it all off~ ;3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509391
Will she throw a pie in my face if am hypnotized by her boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509391
fucking faggotcats, they always win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509400
No.

I'll be at your pants, then she'll apologize and offer to wash them for you. Right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509401
They're smarter than the average Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

would a Cheshire dye her fur all black for being sneaky at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509402

>I'll

Alp detected.

[Anonymous No.]

Can alps raise Succubi children correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509424
She doesn't need to. She turns most of her body invisible, so you'll only see her lewd smile and hungry eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant Shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509424
Why would she need to? She can turn invisible.
The real question is, would a Cheshire follow me home and watch me sleep while masturbating?
Because I want to see her face when I grab her and cuddle her like a teddy bear while pretending I'm still asleep.
I want to see how long it takes for her to give in and fucks me in my "sleep" when she feels my boner pressing up against her ass.
I want to see her face when I open my eyes and tell her I love her after she comes before kissing her on the lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509434
>>15509436
Because invisible is cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509391
She has the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Small Cheshire chests are for loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509446
Tomboy cheshires will use their tail to tickle you when playing video games so you are distracted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509436
I'm going to date a Cheshire for months and then after the most romantic date we had I'll kneel down in front of her and present a small little box which contains my middle finger! You just got pranked bro! Just kidding. The ring is on my finger and I double pranked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509456
You might need a big box because her paws seem a little big for a ring

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, is it cat hour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509460
That's the third prank. It was my plan all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509460
You know what they say about monsters with big paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509364
Don't
Drop that
Pump-a-rum
Eyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509464
Meow meow motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509469
They pay more for gloves?

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>>15509456
>>15509466
Get ready for her to tackle you to the ground and shower you with kisses.

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>>15509497
Nekomata gonna getcha!

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Cats are unfunny, mad cats from crazy land

Do not let their colorful appearance fool you, they are strictly worse than vanilla cat girls

[Anonymous No.]

What if you ask a hellhound to meow

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>>15509520
True. They're also huge normalfags.

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>>15509522
She'll make you squeal like a pig

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>>15509520
I'm sure there would be sane Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how single fathers make sure their daughter doesn't rape them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509542
By raising them correctly.

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>>15509532
In her dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're in Wonderland, what Monster Girl should you look for first?

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>>15509568
March Hare. She looks like she could use some company.

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>>15509542
By having sex with them before that happens.

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>>15509542
They have sex with them first so it doesn't ever have to come to rape.

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>>15509542
By making sure they have a childhood friend to have a proper romance with.

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>>15509224
>Hypnotism that allows her to keep her mind intact with her body moving on it's own would also be wonderful.
So hypnotism where she's still aware, and not in control, but she can't do anything to stop her body from getting hotter? Where she asks in embarrassment and confusion why her pawpad is rubbing against her clit of its own volition, and why she can't control her arm to pull it away? And where she tries to muffle out that she's not giving you a blowjob because she wants to, her body's acting by itself? That sort of thing?
And what about a bit of playful resistance until her mind slips into the hazy, happy trance too, just to top things off? Like trying to fight of fatigue, where she slumps down, jolts back up, but can't resist how heavy her eyelids feel, how warm she feels, and just lets herself succumb to submission.

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>>15509568
Well let's do a quick review

Alice: C- (S+ if you are a lolicon)
Cheshire Cat: B-
Dormouse: C+ (A+ if raping a sleeping girl is your fetish)
Humpty Egg: B (F- if you can't get over the fact that you're fucking a newborn)
Jabberwock: A
Jubjub: B
March Hare: B
Mad Hatter: B-

Looks like Jabberwock is the best choice

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15509568
Mad Hatter. I want to steal their hat.

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>>15509597
>>15509602
Don't dick the daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>wrote 900 words today
Feels great man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509230
>>15509235
I never really thought about this in detail, but imagine the potential for it.

A girl with time stopping powers could just pause the world, and spend literally days doing whatever she liked to you. She could stack and compile actions and sensations on your body with no limit, no matter how many or ridiculous they might be. Even if the sheer overload of pleasure meant your brain would just turn to mush from the physical inability to process so much stimulation all happening in so many places in the space of a single instant.

Imagine being a friend with a frosthound who's just entered maturity, and has a very poor grasp over her powers. Maybe you're at school with her, doing homework in the library, or eating privately on the roof with her, wherever.

Then, for the first time ever, her growing body goes into heat. Or whatever a frosthound equivalant is. Where she starts looking at you with the eyes of a hunter, a sexual beast, chest rising and falling. Then, when you catch a whiff of her scent, and those almost minty, supernatural pheromones, you start to pop a boner until you're at full mast, almost as wild for her body as she is for yours.

And then with her body reacting in such a new way, she unleashes a pent up wave of icy energy like no magic she's ever conjoured before. It freezes everything around her, not in ice, but in time itself. So she does the only thing her lust-addled mind can think to do, and she picks you up like a cardboard cutout, carrying you past unmoving students, teachers, and out of the school. Several minutes down the streets in not even a single nanosecond, all the way to her own home. Thank god she can still move and interact with the objects she touches to get through her front door, trying to throw you onto the bed. But of course, you freeze in midair the moment you leave her paws, so she has to physically push your body onto the mattress.

She doesn't care or worry about the current state of the world, or its spontaneous cessation. All she knows is she wants you, and that this strange power is awakening in her because she wants you. Maybe when she gets you, time will resume.

But god, just look how easy it was. You're already lying there on her bed, perpetual boner locked in time, so helpless you have no idea you've been moved from the school to your friend's bedroom. She just grins lewdly at your staring eyes while stripping you down so she can get at your dick. After that, she goes wild and unleashes on you. After all, why bother holding back on an inanimate lover? Why pace oneself when you have all the time in the world, and an erection to impale oneself on that could never, ever, ever go down?

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>>15509635
You're not the boss of me anon, you're not my real dad!

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>>15509639
So she spends days fucking you. No, really. Literal days, in her room, on her bed, either fucking you, sucking your dick for cum that'll never come, massaging and kneading your body with her paws, repositioning your body like a mannequin for sexual poses. Of course, occasionally she takes breaks to walk out the house and take some food from the nearest shop, leaving some money on the till. She might be a beast, but she isn't a monster. Walking nude into the supermarket, brushing by frozen customers and dripping a constant trail of arousal in the aisles is probably enough anyway.

So back she goes to you time and time again, for almost a straight week of uninteruptable sex only a girl with the godlike endurance of an underhound would be able to endure. There isn't a single inch of your body she hasn't licked, bitten, clawed, massaged, grinded against, or rubbed her pussy upon, and when she finally climaxes for what might possibly be the 200th time, it's in the cowgirl position, and then you feel yourself, now in an unfamiliar environment, being ridden by your frosthound friend, experiencing a sensation beyond even orgasm so strong, your mind just snaps. It it the culmination of 200 sex sessions' worth of thusting on your dick, dozens of blowjobs' worth of pleasure chronally compressed into a single moment of feeling. Your body being licked, bitten, carressed, massaged a million times almost enough to turn a person to goo in nearly a literal sense.

You tense and melt and cum and break, transcending, or being ripped from your body. The result of being overwhelmed by an array of senses that should be physically impossible to experience at once, let alone layered up each other for multiplied intensity.

About two days later, you wake up. 18 hours after that, you stop orgasming spontaneously. Then the morning following that night, you have enough presense of mind to remember you have a mouth, and can use it to speak to the frosthound who's been aiding your recovery, and using you as a pillow at nights.
Hopefully you'll recover soon, so you can experience her impossible, terrifying power like that all over again.

-----

Wish I could write more than this, because I feel like I'm on a roll after the Nightmare and Anubis Thing, but I gotta get to bed.
Maybe this will inspire you. Or terrify you. Or disgust you. Any of them will do.
Either way, I doubt I'll Pastebin this unless people really want it. It doesn't really have much value outside of a quick prompt.

Have a nice night, thread.

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>>15509639
>>15509649
Wowee

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>>15509497
That's a fox, buddy.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was cosplaying though. Tamamo is based like that.

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>>15509639
>>15509649
Holy shit anon. That sounds like a hell of an experience.

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>>15509644
But dicking the dad is wrong, even stepdad is wrong

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>>15509679
So are a lot of other things, like staying up late or drinking soda. Fuck it.

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>>15509625
I have revised your list and made appropriate corrections.

Alice: S+
Cheshire Cat: F-
Dormouse: S+
Humpty Egg: S+
Jabberwock: S+
Jubjub: S+
March Hare: S+
Mad Hatter: S+

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>>15509695
Tell us where the faggotcat touched you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to set my daughteru up with a nice boy so she can stop her silly incest fantasy

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>>15509625
>Alice: C-
>Humpty Egg: B
Wait, what

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>>15509705
Anon is secretly an edgy toddlercon.

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>>15509700
Will you support her in her teenage years when she brings her childhood friend back home over her shoulder?
The correct answer is to get misty eyed as she walks up to her room with him while remarking how much like her mother she is.

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>>15509625
So what you're saying is if you get lost Nee-chan is who you should seek out for help?

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>>15509700
>silly incest fantasy
Stop kink-shaming your daughteru man, that's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509625
Hatter > Cheshire >>>>>> Wock
>Humpty Egg: B
Opinion invalidated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509705
Not everyone likes lolis
And Slimes are top tier

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>>15509639
>>15509649
You sure went crazy there. Thanks for the read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509715
>Not everyone likes lolis
You do realize what a Humpty Slime is right?

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>>15509625
Jabberwock>Hatter=March Hare>JubJub>Dormouse>Alice>Humpty Egg>Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509714
>Wanting a mean memecat over a nice friendly older sister who'll help you instead of bully you

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>>15509639
>>15509649
Can someone post that guy who wanted to be a porn star with the ability to stop time and continually come onto a woman until there is a literal ocean of cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509732
>not wanting to mindbreak a cheshire

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>>15509732
>Not wanting to cuddle a Cheshire until she purrs.
>Not wanting a girl who can make you laugh.
>Not wanting a girl who can appear from nowhere to hug you.
>Not wanting her to tease you when she gets horny by bending over on the bed and shaking her ass at you.
>Not wanting to pull down your pants and move her panties to the side before ramming your dick into her with her skirt still on.
>Not wanting to watch her face twist in pleasure while you pound her fat jiggly ass from behind.

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>>15509723
It's an easy fix. Just add more water.

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>>15509745
>attempting to mindbreak insanity personified

That's just redundant.

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>>15509709
As long as he treats her right
>>15509712
She needs to learn that Daughterus shouldn't fuck their fathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509464
No, it's time to kick Huey's ass again.

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>>15509765
Mindbreak her sane.

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>>15509658
>>15509668
Glad you liked the idea.

>>15509722
I did a little, and you're welcome.
The time-stopping frosthound is an idea I keep coming back to and writing small things for over the course of many months, so maybe that's a sign I should sit down and write a proper smut story with one at some point.

>>15509735
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-27/1b350b19c526ef86c45ecfad794ffd96.jpg

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>>15509782
Huey's the kind of asshole who would sell a free peaceful village out to the order and then blame the carnage on the villagers.

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>>15507419

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>>15509626
I wanna be adopted by this fox!

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>>15509840
Finding out your adoptive fox mom used to work at the Fox Den!

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>>15509848
I want that tanuki in the back.
tanukis must be as soft as their tails

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>>15509825
>The Order
I don't know, Huey seems like he'd sell out peaceful humans to monsters.

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>>15509840
Are you sure you can handle that level of ara ara, anon?

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>>15509849
But we all know that there is nothing softer than a kitsune's tail.

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>>15509848
No, my foxmom's pure she volunteers at soup kitchens and helps out at the middle school!

>>15509857
Of course! I can even handle her rubbing her mofu in my face!

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>>15509862
Yeah, but tanukis are lazier and, therefore, more open to cuddling.

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>>15509855
He'd do both, that's why we don't let him out of Room 101 and Ocelot Jinko literally cannot stop waterboarding him for what he did to his kid.

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>>15509662
Her Berserker version is horribly confused. Tamamocat thinks she's a fox, a cat, a dog, and a rabbit. All at the same time.

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>>15509781
>She needs to learn that Daughterus shouldn't fuck their fathers
The man knew what he signed up for when he adopted a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what life would be like as cashier in MGC wal-marts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509928
Full of flashes for discounts.

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>>15509932
I'd probably go full deadpan at some point.
>"Well those are nice ma'am, but I cannot give you a discount because I need money to continue living in my home."
>"No you may not take me home with you."

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>>15509911
To raise a daughter as your flesh and blood before letting her live her adult life and her to introduce me to her fiance and then giving her away during her wedding, finally seeing my grandchildren?

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>>15509497

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>>15509932
Also, you can bet monsters would store cash inside of their bra so they would lean against the balcony and not only flash you when getting it, but also make you feel weird for getting that boob money.

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>>15509948
summer time would be awful
sweaty boob money is not good money
its the wrong kind of sweaty too

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons
take care and don't burn down the thread.


>>15509951
Yeah, that would suck

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>>15509951
>>15509932
>>15509928
This seems like good greentext material

[Anonymous No.]

Mini Mice are prime bully material even if they have their own gang

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>>15509979
You should take good care of your mini-mice anon.

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>>15509987
that is a micro minute mosue

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>>15509970
It's pretty boner inducing. Too bad the girl that "flashed" me only did it because she was stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold a Manicore's tail while walking down the hall

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>>15510002
careful not to prick your self on her tail spines anon! you two dont want to cause a ruckus in the halls and distract everyone from learning do you?

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>>15510007
maybe if she holds my hand in her tail I won't get spiked

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>>15509759

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>>15509987

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>>15510021
There's a purplecat in my briefcase and it's wearing a cute school uniform!

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>>15510021
>that uniform
>those asymmetrically colored bushy eyebrows
Hnnngh

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>>15510029
Why are Tsunderes so cute

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>>15510021
I hope she will help clean up the mess afterwards

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>>15510021
This seems like something a Cheshire daughteru would do every day when you come home from work.

Top cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make an older monstergirl feel young again

>"Ara ara, back again so soon? You've been coming by a lot lately."
>"Eri isn't here right now if you're looking for-"
>"You came to see me? But why would a young stud- I mean, young man like you be interested in an old hagfish like me?"

[Anonymous No.]

Are there monster girls who are LITERAL cradle robbers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510049
Changelings

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>>15510049
any monstergirl with a lifespan longer than a human's?

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>>15510057
Isn't that pretty much all of them though?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play airsoft with a monster girl and have hot sweaty sex after the adrenaline makes all her hormones confused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510068
no

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>>15510021
>My greentext inspired a drawing
I'm so flattered right now.
I wanna hug that cat.

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>>15510047
Gonna play with an eelwhore's fin ears. Gonna lick her slimy body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510049
I remember a long ass time ago on MGU someone wrote a profile for a type of holstaur that would work as a nanny and train the kid to be her husband. She also lactated strawberry milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510047
I want to the same with a dragon

>"Why are you here, human?"
>"For fame? Glory? Fortune?"
>"W-what? For... me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510082
I keep telling you, I got lost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510082
What about the dragon who acts older than she is and bluffs about all the historical events she says she was at

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510082
I want to make an old dragon feel wanted again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510117
Oh hey, didn't know I got capped. My love for dragons burns more fiercely than a hellhound's flame while she is in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with a monster girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510133
You fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510057
I mean literally kidnapping male human babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510130
I've made it a habit to try and cap anything half-decent I write or get involved in. Makes for good archival posts. And because digging up old stories can be fun once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510140
Being raised by someone who loves you and wants to fuck you as soon as possible sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510133
dude same

[Anonymous No.]

Just like cancer, something that you will have even if you don't like it edition:

Same rules as yesterday: no mindtricks and no venoms. Feel free to sugges who should be in the top 10 MG oussy list.

1- Baphomet: They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters.

2- Stage 3 Alp: embodiments of lust and pleasure, sex magic with no known limits. Also, you don't know shit about what you want, but she does.

3- Nightmare: dream abilities would let them simulate the sensation of any other, making them just as versatile as a slime. Also, superior strength.

4- Slime: literaly any shape you want.

5- Manticore: the inner shape of a tail pussy is something to behold.

6- Wolfus: incredible, beyond-human muscle control.

7- Dragons: unique "Heat" to their insides.


Waiting for descriptions: Kraken and/or Tentacle, lilims.

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>>15510140
Wish I had thought of it before I typed>>15510145
but what would being raised on monster breast milk do to you? How would years of Mindflayer milk affect you? Or Shoggoth? Lava Golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509432
They'll grow up to be tomboys, or worse, be the kind of succubi that make men rape them instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510162
How do you need a description of a tentacle? It's easy to just imagine. Hundreds of little feelers stroking you, wrapping around you and vibrating as you move. Likely tighten up and actually milk you as you finish. That should be right up at the top.

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>>15510163
You'll be having lewd thoughts of only that species and by the time you come out the other end of puberty, you'll be an incubus perfectly molded to that species. Combine that with a mother subtlely making you have lewd thoughts of her, and she'll have her perfect cock once you turn 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510162
Girtablilu.
Seven Vagánias

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510162
Kobold. Putting it in a Kobold's pussy leads to inexplicable, unspoken emotional understanding, you'll just GET each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510169
I feel like the Shoggoth or Mindflayer would give you some eldritch understanding of the world. Perceiving non euclidean shapes and sex positions.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Kiki and Shog friend do for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510184
Besides their master?

[Anonymous No.]

How long would a cradle robber MG wait before doing lewd things to her adopted son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510178
>Eldritch nursing grants you Insight
The things that poor child would see

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510184
Clean up the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510188
>99 Insight by the age of 18
>Mother is a mass of flesh and curves that are indescribable to any human
>Also the most arousing figure you have ever seen
>Life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510184
Board games

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>>15510187
until he can get an erection. after that it won't be long before she's waking him up in the morning like pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510187
No age is to early! Nursing until they're an adult, walking around in little-to-no clothing to make them think it's okay (and to make them fantasize about your body), whispering all the perverted things she wants you to do to her one day in your ear as you sleep (she'd probably be quietly masturbating as she does it). Start them young and they'll grow up strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510192
Anything but Monopoly I hope. Take it from me I didn't talk to my brother for months after a game of Monopoly went horribly wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510201
what a cute knife ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510209
Play Monopoly with 3 Tanukies, sounds like a fun experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510214
Christ, anon. Why not just play a 50 turn game of Mario Party at that point? And I mean on of the old Mario Party games, not this new shit where everyone works together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510214
>there will be a kinky punishment game for whoever bankrupts first
>the three tanukis proceed to team up to bankrupt you with their business skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510214
Next you'll tell us playing Catan with a Pharaoh and a Grape Snek is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510203
I think it'd be hilarious if she had all these lewd plans in store for her adopted son, but then her motherly instincts kicked in causing her to forget all about it until he hits 18

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510217
Mario Party is best with monsters
>>15510219
So are they trading land so the three all have a monopoly, that is cheaty
>>15510220
Why what would go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

What about non-shotacon monsters that end up having a male baby in their care? Would they still be eager to perform lewd acts on them?

What would a witch adoptive mom be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510201
>You will never wake up to your surrogate elf mom gently getting you off with her huge tits
>You will never grab them, pump balls-deep, and blow a huge in & on them
>She will never wipe the stray shot off her cheek before licking it off her finger, giving a sweet giggle before whispering 'Good morning, sweetie' in that sweet, seductive tone
Kill me now, anons. Make the pain stop

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date the elf neighbor rather than elf mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510162
Crow Tengu
>Most men who have sex with them, will become enthralled by them after being thoroughly serviced, due to their intimate knowledge of a man's weak points based on the contents of their investigations, then they'll end up living together.
They rape you so well you love them.

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>>15510243
>Get raised to be the perfect fucktoy by Elf Mom
>End up dating the elf next door
Would she be proud or furious?
Would she try to listen in on you two fucking?
Would she get off fantasizing that she's the one getting drilled on your cock?
Would you catch her one day and invite her in? Or would your girlfriend make her watch as you impregnate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510243
How chaotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510243
>>15510266
>How can my son fall for one of those no good pale sluts

[Anonymous No.]

How goes that writing, writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510271
You never said anything about her being delicious brown. This changes everything. I'm painting mom's skin white with cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510162
>alp
>not succubus
>not even lilim

This list is some bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510243
>one day go next door to see your elf neighbor who asked you to help her move some things in her bedroom
>ITISTIME.jpeg
>get inside and get hit in the neck with a dart
>everything goes black
>wake up to your elf mom riding you while talking to your elf neighbor about "how vigorous you are"
>your elf neighbor and your elf mom were working together the whole time to make you the ultimate husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510272
Not going to finish this update before I go on vacation. Little peeved but I'll just work on it when I get back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510256
>"I don't want you associating with that tramp anymore. The only one you should be dumping your sperm into is me. Mommy loves you more than she ever could."

[Anonymous No.]

>Submissive MG mom
>Teaches her son that a mother's body fully belongs to her son
>Tells him that he should rudely seize her breasts and pussy whenever he feels like it without asking
>Even when she's sleeping
>Especially when she's sleeping
>Dresses in lewd clothing that permits easy access to those areas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510272
Got almost 1k words in today, trying out a new style/perspective that I think is going well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510273
but the Pale one shares your interests

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510282
Good on you anon, what perspective you working with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510281
What happens when the son is also submissive and won't rape his mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510209
>>15510214
>>15510219
How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510284
But she isn't delicious brown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510289
Raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510286
Sort of a combination between characters telling a long story in first person, and third person for the actual scene the characters are in at the present. It's going much better than I think it would have if I just told the story the characters are telling using third person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510295
would suck to be allergic to those

[Anonymous No.]

>all this talk of adoptive monstergirl motheru fucking
This brings me back to the earliest momdom discussions on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a mommy MG feel when she finally becomes pregnant from her son? What is the dynamic like of a family that started that way?

[Anonymous No.]

What if... Pepsiman Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510299
I really enjoy writing in first person, in fact everything but the green texts I write are in 1st. Looking forward to whatever you got cookin anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510272
Terrible. I come up with awesome ideas but can never really flesh them out. And then after about eight tries to rewrite it and fail, I drink myself to sleep.
My ideas include:
>a NEET frog girl Onee-san who's squishy in all the right places (wanted to do something about her using her tongue to get you off while she's busy playing vidya)
>a terrible at it, Mayadere Mantis who tries to act tough around you but can't control her actions around you (something about doing a whole "I want to destroy the world" speech but failing at it because she can't stop stuttering)
>A delinquent hellhound with a secret softer side that has it made up in her head that you are the only person capable of being her husband (because she saw you help that hurt animal at the park the other day)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510311
Soon she'll have a daughteru to corrupt as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510301
unrelated to your guy's Oedipus Complex, Imagine a monster finding out you are allergic to shrooms after feeding you something laced with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510281
>they do lots of perverted stuff together
>he later tells his friends about the things his mom does for him
>they look at him like he's a weirdo and tells him that their human moms don't do any of that
>he goes home and asks if doing lewd things together is odd
>she just smiles and tells him its a mother's job to make sure her son is taken care of in every way possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510314
Thanks anon, I hope I don't let you down! I've always wanted to try first person but it felt way too self-inserty, this way seems much more natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510315
>tfw I'm at the drinking part but not the sleep part
The most productive part of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510280
If mommy's is so much better, why doesn't she prove it? Preferrably with our neighbor in the room. At the same time as our neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510326
It's not really self inserty if you make it. You have to have a really strong idea of the character you want to write, and you can pull it off without being self insert just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510312
>Pepsiman
This feels a little eerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510335
Fuck you anon. I just fapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510322
Responsible manticore that also carries around epinephrine after a bad experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510312
What if... my dick in Psychiatrist Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510336
>You have to have a really strong idea of the character you want to write
This would be my biggest issue. Usually my characters develop as I write and then I go back and change stuff in editing, if I spend too long thinking over the same stuff for a character I get burned out and never actually write about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510345
you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510345
Would you ask her how your dick makes her feel?

[Anonymous No.]

don't forget to hug your monster friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510354
With my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510352
Worth it.

>>15510353
Yes.

Yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Would loli yuki-onna tend towards tomboyish behavior to make for easier interaction with human shotas?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what misconceptions monsters would have about men

[Anonymous No.]

Just like cancer, something that you will have even if you don't like it edition:

Same rules as yesterday: no mindtricks and no venoms. Feel free to suggest who should be in the top 10 MG pussy list.

1- Baphomet: They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters.

2- Stage 3 Alp/succubus/lilim: embodiments of lust and pleasure, sex magic with no known limits. Also, you don't know shit about what you want, but she does.

3- Nightmare: dream abilities would let them simulate the sensation of any other, making them just as versatile as a slime. Also, superior strength.

4- Slime: literaly any shape you want.

5- Crow tengu: intimate knowledge of a man's weak points based on the contents of their investigations. They rape you so well you love them.

6- Kraken and/or Tentacle: Hundreds of little feelers stroking you, wrapping around you and vibrating as you move. Likely tighten up and actually milk you as you finish.

7- Manticore: the inner shape of a tail pussy is something to behold.

8- Wolfus: incredible, beyond-human muscle control.

9- Kobold: Putting it in a Kobold's pussy leads to inexplicable, unspoken emotional understanding, you'll just GET each other.

10- Dragons: unique "Heat" to their insides.


Waiting for descriptions: Girtablilu (quality>quantity).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510354
Don't listen to this Alp. Monsters can't be friends.


>thismessagebroughttoyoubyyourfriendlyneighborhoodPaladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510335
she'll squeeze you dry before your neighbor even gets a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510368
The most common one is probably "it's not rape if he cums".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510346
I agree to a point. I guess it depends on what I want to write. Sometimes the idea is perfect and I know exactly what will fit, others you just sort of adapt as you go. Also I know that burned out feel. Just go do something else anon, it'll come to you in a fever haze of writing flurry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510376
>it'll come to you in a fever haze of writing flurry!
Those times are the best! I just wish they'd happen more often, like they used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510372
Please guys I can't take much more delicious brown elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster mom jerking you off in the bath, eagerly awaiting the day when something comes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510354
I want to give my monstergirl friends hugs whenever they look like they're down!

[Anonymous No.]

STOP POSTING DARK ELVES

PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510388
What will happen if we keep doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510383
>>15510388
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510369
What are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510388
They just want to love you anon. Why do you fear love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510392
Holy shit that's great.
>>15510381
So right it hurts anon. My writing spirit is with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510372
Now now, we have to be fair. What good is a contest if one side doesn't get to compete? I'd be more than happy to use a stamina potion so that both of them get a chance. Maybe even a doppelganger potion for some side-by-side comparisons. We have to be thorough here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510390
But that's just a tanned human. Why are you posting Daniella from Aigis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510392
No fair! How did you know my one weakness?
>glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510397
>My writing spirit is with you.
Thank you anon! And mine with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Elves are a slave race, bred to serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510396
Kamidori Alchemy Meister is too good for this world. Such a great time.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this dark elf posting
Well, goodnight you degenerates. I hope you're happy that you made me fap twice in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510398
It's not about fair competition, anon. It's about making sure that filthy skank can't sink her hooks into her precious son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508242
Aigis a cute.
I spent like, 3 hours this morning downloading pictures of her.

>>15508270
So is her Joisey Onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510402
I wish an elf would hug me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510390
I'll be forced to do lewd things that I don't want to do right now.

>>15510396
Love is scary, way too scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510404
Ws didn't make you do anything anon, you did those faps all by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510398
No, elf mom is childishly possessive and doesn't want some girl taking her sweet, precious Anon from her
...you're all she has...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508626
>Studious
>Wings rested low like a coat
>Hime-Cut
Be still my doki-doki maker.

[Anonymous No.]

what about the loli big sis and the milf younger sis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15508626
Bookbus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509156
Goddamn Hotaru is lewd.

Personally the closest idea I had to such a thing was a plot involving a teacher, an Anubis student, and lots of oral.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie a flat loli Familiar up, gag her with a ball gag, and hook her tiny tits to a milking machine!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what monsters would make in woodshop, and don't say a dildo because splinters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510429
It's a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510405
Then mom better start making a damn good case for herself.
Anon was her first and she was tight as a vice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510440
Spanking paddles.

Lots and lots of spanking paddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510442
Bookim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510440
I'm sure the Harpy's friend will make her a perch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510440
dungeon furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510440
A Blue Oni would make an exquisite wine rack.

While her Red Oni sister makes a gigantic Keg to hold all her booze at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510369
>3 doesn't include super cute

Shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510456
>>15510446
but they are too young, lewd or liquor are not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510459
Kids get spanked al the time anon its no big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510163
Moth motheru milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510464
Big Moff

[Anonymous No.]

when will a succubus find her one true love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510440
A stool. With a convenient mechanism built through the middle of the seat, which folds out into a mounting point onto which all manner of sex toys could be affixed. The cavity in the seat would be large enough to hold a fair number of possible toys mounted onto the bracket, making for convenient, stealthy storage. The addition of a simple motor further allows for the fold-out mechanism to enter an automated repeat cycle, enabling hands-free use of whatever toy is attached to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon works at an alcoholic beverage store
>Occasionally, loli oni come in to buy things
>There are policies about giving special privileges to certain monster types
>But anon is a joker and asks them for ID anyway
>Because the responses he gets are just too fucking funny
>And also because drunk loli oni threatening to slap your shit is adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510440
I wonder if a reptile could use her claws when wood turning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510471

For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510477
Don't for get to remind the loli that giving her alcohol to the other kids is illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510478
The Mantis Girl would be a natural

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510477
You're supposed to card old foxes or they get ornery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510478
Pretty much every reptile would have a cool trick for it
>Dragons & wyverns using fire breath for branding & charring effects
>Wurms using massive strength to carve huge statues
>Lizardmen using their swords with greater precision than any regular tool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510494
Monster craftswomen would make cool stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>Elf mom manipulates her adoptive son into raping her while she pretends to sleep
>Eventually she becomes pregnant and, unlike any other monster, she's slightly sad
>Because it means she won't be able to pretend she doesn't know for much longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510508
They should ban elves from adopting

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a horrifying thought.
What would it be like to work at an "adult entertainment" store aimed at monstergirls?
I think I'd have to wear a mask and a chastity belt to keep my Kitsune co-worker from blowing me under the desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510477
Loli Oni are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510527
You get either a mask or belt but not both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510535
No, I'd provide my own mask.
Just wear a full face lucha mask so no-one knows what I look like.
No-one can know that I'm blushing all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510473
she just has to go seduce some lonely anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510540
But your face helps draw in customers, unless you want your dick to entice them into the store

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510540
I need a picture of this. Lucha-anon in an adult entertainment store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510527
You're talking as if you wouldn't go into business with your kitsune girlfriend solely for that reason. She'd probably be ecstatic at the idea of you and her surrounded by smut all day! She'd probably insist on live demonstrations for anyone coming in and asking questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510548
But anon I'm nothing special to look at.
Girls like mystery anyway.

>>15510555
I said co-worker, not girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510527
It's customary to offer samples to customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510562
co-worker, girlfriend those two terms are close enough for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510562
She's going to be your girlfriend soon whether you want her to be or not, anon. May as well accept it. Beides, she's probably really cute. Wouldn't you want those adorable eyes looking up at you as she devours your cock, her ears twitching with joy when you coat her throat in seed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510576
>>15510579
It's not that I wouldn't like it.
It's just I think I'm not good enough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510579
that;s not how you play an instrument you dumb fox

[Anonymous No.]

>Just another day working the counter
>At an adult entertainment store
>For monster girls
>See all types here
>Mostly just your kitsune co-worker
>She comes in during her break in different get ups
>Make-up and glasses usually
>Tries to fake different voices
>The first couple times you told her you knew
>It hurt to see her look sad while she worked
>You humor her now
>Right now she's standing in front of you
>She keeps putting Ara Ara before every sentence
>"Ara Ara but would you recommend this lube or the other?"
>"Ara Ara, what's your favorite positon?"
>Sometimes you think you should get paid more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510582
Then why don't you teach her the proper way to blow on a flute, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510595
Is she the owner's daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510597
More seals! We need more seals now!

The Fox is loose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510597
>>15510597
Sure but she needs to realize the instrument isn't a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510598
Of course! Foxes are big on lineage and tradition. The only question is if she's going to encourage her daughter to drain you during work hours or make her wait until after lock-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510606
what about no fraternizing with co-workers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510608
Fraternization is company policy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510598
>You'll never work at an adult store for monstergirls.
>You'll never wear a mask to cover your face because you're insecure.
>You'll never be hit on by the Kitsune Owner's perverted daughter, who's your age.
>She'll never get tired of you ignoring her flirtations and pull off your mask one day.
>She'll never caress your blushing face as you try to cover it up and tell you she thinks you're perfect.
>You'll never be so shocked by that you're powerless to stop her from taking your first kiss.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510608
>No fraternization
>With monsters
>In a sex shop
I hope you realize how dumb that sounds. The only time she (probably) wouldn't have some part of herself around your dick is when she has to pop up from behind the counter to interact with the customers, and even then she probably has one of her tails stroking you to keep you hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510611
Getting blown by an MG in public is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510609
>>15510611
Still we don't want an orgy in the shop, or the nerdy monsters won't buy anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510611
Would you get molested by all your co-workers, or just her?
Imagine having a cute and perverted monstergirl sucking your dick behind the counter while another one who clearly knows what's going on purchases a stack of lewd DVDs.
Imagine all your co-workers pinning you against the break room wall after hours and reverse gangbanging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510617
just get the camera and we can sell this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510615
I'm sure she's a smart girl. Keep everything under the table, so to speak, making sure you don't cum until you're both alone and she can savor it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510620
>Sex shop sells homebrew porn of their staff
I'd buy it, both figuratively and literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510611
No matter where you go, or what job you take, fraternization with Monster Girls will happen.

Such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510622
that girl spilled her yogurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510626
What if I get a human girlfriend, monsters won't ntr then I won't fraternize

[Anonymous No.]

Browsing the thread with a semi and waifu not being real to help is getting really painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510624
>"5 Hour Co-Worker Molestation Inferno VII: Shy Cashier Raped in the Break Room!"
>Out of stock the day it comes out because monstergirls love watching you get raped.
I don't know how I'd feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510633
I feel you on that, lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510626
>live in MGC
>anti-social as fuck
>mostly because at the last three jobs you've held you've almost been raped
>finally get the job you want
>a nice, cushy, job as a web designer
>all in the comfort of your house
>with no MG's to try and rape you
>after a couple of months you notice your computer has been acting up
>turns out it's a troublesome Succuvirus who saw you at your house all the time and thought you needed a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510634
Proud at your ability to gain a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510634
>don't know they're selling videos with you in them
>suddenly become a star overnight in your town
>sales at your store has picked up
>so have the marriage proposals

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510634
>One of them asks you to sign their copy
>But not with your hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510641
>Actual web design
>Not signing up for the job only to find out 'web design' means being some lusty arachne's plaything
You had one job, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510634
>tfw your dick becomes a bigger star than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510641
Did you open any strange emails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510634
>Cashier gets a yandere stalker that purchases all of the homebrew pornos
>Wants to bear his daughterus and marry him
>The stalker ends up inciting the innate yandereness of the Cashiers co-workers
Oh geez oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510650
It was more to show how everybody isn't safe from MG waifus in MGC.

But thanks, now I'm going to write something about that Arachne web design idea.
Look for it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510642
Getting molested by your co-workers =/= getting a harem.
I'd still make them take responsibility for making seven fucking videos of them raping me.
Especially that smug Kitsune.

>>15510646
I think it'd be pretty clear the first time someone bought one.

>>15510649
What do they want me to sign it with then, my tears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510650
>You will never go to a S&M dungeon that specializes in Spider Girls and kinky web-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510657
I hate to be that guy, but can I get a source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510657
If a succvirus bullied me this hard i'd delete all the porn on my computer and download a bunch of video sermons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510654
You act like rape porn aimed at monstergirls wouldn't focus entirely on watching the emotions of the human as he gets addicted to the feeling of monster pussy.

>>15510659
What if she realizes that she can easily join in by just getting a job at the store?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510626
I can avoid it, all I have to do is stay in my house and never come out. I'll barricade it, grow crops for food, and survive on water from the faucets. If everything fails and I end up having to go out, I can at least say that I delayed it, even though when I come out I may end up a bit frailer due to lack of food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510669
Mekaku city actors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510634
>porn sure has changed since MG's came around
>now instead of genres they go by the personality of the male actors
>for some reason we always sell out of this "Dense Co-Worker" series
>and for some other reason the guy looks very familiar
>I can't quite put my finger on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510678
Anon, you sound like you've been playing Fallout 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510671
It's cute that you think she'd let you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510657
What port do I stick my dick in to shut her up via facefucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510669
It's not worth it. Best girl barely gets any screen time in the anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510683
If she's gonna that far then I'm gonna smash my hard drive! Let's see how she likes that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510682
Actually not of this moment, right now I'm enjoying Overwatch right now. My point still stands if i sty in my house I'll be safe from dangerous monster girls, or at least have a thin facade of safety that allows me to go about my day and activities to hide my fears/ insecurities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510703
>Smashing the one thing sealing her away from you
Now you've just got a Sussubus hungry for her first taste of real dick in a long time. Have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510633
I honestly think I need to take a short break from these threads, just so I can lower by libido a little to the point where I don't feel the need to fap once every day. My dick feels kind of sore after each fap otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510722
Just because you leave doesn't mean you'll stop craving a monster girl. It follows you everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510722
Once to twice a day is normal, anon. Less than that is low test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510726
I know. I'll just end up coming back to my monstergirl folder and getting the urge again. Damn this thread conditioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510732
Don't worry anon, soon you'll find a waifu and then you won't want to get off to anything but her. Then you get stuck in waifu limbo while you commission art of her and once you get the art you go for more! Soon you'll have amassed multiple pictures but it's never enough because your waifu isn't real so you continue to commission more art to try to hold your crumbling reality together! Then you die. That's life anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510657
who is this virtual semen demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510740
How about we skip all of that and go straight to the dying part so I can meet my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be wrong to ask your stalker to quit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510751
If only that was true anon, maybe I could live a little happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510731
I remember reading somewhere that roughly 72 hours is the time it takes for your body to totally reset and recover from orgasm, but that's if you want to be really pedantic about the various states and baselines within your body. No idea if that's true or not.
I'm not really a heavy fapper, and I only used to go once every other night. Then recently I had a period of three times a day, which really messed me up. Plus I get a boner from writing my own smut.

>>15510740
I've already got a waifu, and I'm already going through that, including the commission bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510755
My heart is with you anon. We're in this together, until each of us dies and a new generation picks up the torch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510755
72-120 hours is the time it takes for your gear to reach maximum semen capacity before it starts to cannibalize and recycle existing stock. As far as sex is concerned, you can go 8+ times a day or more with no ill effects. To feel the need at least once a day is the norm for men from puberty through their prime.

>tfw all monsters know this as a matter of course because they take sex ed super seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510747
A narcoleptic girl who was turned into malware by a loli eldritch abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510754
We can expedite the process; There's not much for us here and our waifus are waiting for us on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510715
Well fuck, how do I shove her back into a computer or something

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters of a long living species lie about their age to make them seem older and more knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15501664
Can I hold the smallest Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510771
You do me anon, I'll do you. Like I said, in it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510747
Miku, essentially, after deciding she's had enough of your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510784
Imagine a dragon showing you horribly forged weapons from your favorite time period

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510837
and I mean forged in the counterfeit way not actual making the sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510837
>Why does this scabbard say 'made in china'
>I uh got it from Marco Polo after I beat him in a duel
>Still why does it have a price tag sticker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510848
>Dragon tries to pass for being centuries old
>Is barely in her thirties
>Most of her hoard was a gift from her mom
>Barely leaves her hometown, let alone traveling to other countries
>was actually a terrible history student in school
> Once tried to claim she helped Confucius invent the fortune cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510790
Technically you can, if you attack her when she sleeps, but she'll hold you back much harder.

[Anonymous No.]

Not cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510870
She just needs someone to tell her not all dragons have to have seen the rise and fall of the mongol empire to be beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

Paladins are CUTE!
I want to sneak up on one and hug her without permission!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510884
her scales look smooth and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510887

she might chop you on the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510892
Do you mean a karate chop or a sword chop? Getting to hug her would be worth a few tears but not getting murdered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510894
karate, but with her gauntlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510897
That sounds pretty painful, too. Maybe I should attack from behind where she can't chop and run away afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510904
don't attack the cute paladins, you might trigger their war reflexes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510887
Too late! This guy bested 'ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510910
>>15510912
>Cute Paladin getting flashbacks to her time as a POW cuddleslave
>All those Orcs sniffing her hair and nuzzling her cheeks
>She collapses onto her knees quivering right there on the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510912
Fuck why did I recognize that image set just from the pig-man's face

Time to go fap

[Anonymous No.]

What about the Ushi that still tries to wear her Paladin armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510606

I'll take the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510924
I'd propose to her while she's doing her night rounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510924
Her helmet might have needed adjustment and her breastplate enlarged, but she is still a paladin of the light

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510933
>DIY adjustments
>breastplate just has breast holes cut out and turned into a corset

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510937
I was more thinking the front and back straps lengthened, breast holes leave an area of weakness and that isn't good paladining

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510947
>front and back straps lengthened
But anon, then she'd get a blunt strike on her boobies every time she gets hit! That'd hurt! A villain might use it to make her wince and close in for a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510968
She is a paladin she can tough any blow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510919
Can you share to us the image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510919
Mind sharing the image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510992
yeah here you go you fucking pervert

https://hitomi.la/galleries/879547.html

As you might've been able to deduce from the image, it contains no monstergirls. Just plain monsters and human girls getting raped and impregnated by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510924
I want to let the Ushi paladin cry on me during the anniversary of her monster chang

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511034
What is this horned lizard crossbreed? I shall have to examine her thoroughly, especially her cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511034
I want dat tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510997
>https://hitomi.la/galleries/879547.html
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

When it comes down to it I don't want a monster wife for ball busting sex. Mostly just cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15510997
Air Hike is my shining beacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511045
It's a boat

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Horned Lizardgirl be offended by being called a horytoad or would it be a cute nickname

[Anonymous No.]

>>15509649
>>15509639
>An infinite ammount of friction in an infinitely small amount of time
And then you melt reality back into to same kinda singularity you find in the most intensest of black holes, only not achieved through gravity but melting literally everything into something more intense than plasma. GJ.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall save the dragons from the princesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511245
>boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511292
can she float?

[Anonymous No.]

>MGC passes a new anti-rape law
>Rape in public places is now passible of exile from the country
>Rape is still allowed in most private places (such as homes, bars, clubs...)
>Thanks to this new law men can walk the streets without fearing for their safety while mansluts can still get raped all they all
>You go get your weekly groceries from the local convenience store
>The usual Unagi Joro cashier recently got married and quit her job
>Her replacement is a Manticore
>You can feel her hungry stare as you pick fill your basket
>You walk up to her and hope to leave quickly
>She takes her sweet time scanning every item while holding eye contact with you
>As she goes for scanning the last time she stops and tells you:
>"Hey little boy, do you want to come over to my house and become a man?"
>You politely refuse and fake looking at your phone
>She stands up and reveals that she is 6"5
>"You know this is a private place right?"
>She gives you the smuggest smile while you try to comprehend what she just told you
>You decide to make a run for it
>Looks like you'll have to go to the supermarket from now on
>Later that week...
>You're relaxing at home when the door bell rings
>It's the Manticore from the convenience store
>She's wearing a frilly white dress and looks very embarrassed
>You tell her to get lost
>"I'm sorry for the other day, I'm here to go on a date with you."
>She sounds honest, you decide to give her a chance
>As soon as you open your door, you realize you fucked up
>She jumps on your and rips apart both your and her clothes
>She puts you in a full-nelson and violently rapes you with her tail
>As soon as you go limp she stabs you full of venom
>This crazed intercourse goes on for 3 hours without any breaks
>By the time it's over you've learned to love how good it felt
>She lays you on your couch and goes to the kitchen
>You hear her opening your fridge and rumbling your steelware
>Sounds like she is cooking you something, maybe she's not all that bad
>She comes back a few minutes later carrying a platter with a sandwich and a beer
>She sits on your face and turns on your TV
>You struggle and try to stand up
>She starts raping you with her tail again
>This time she is gentle and goes very slowly
>You recognize the show she is watching
>It's the popular magical girl anime featuring a cast of Familars
>You eat her out while she gently pumps you
>As the show ends she stands up and lifts you into a kiss
>"You're mine now, I'll come here whenever I feel like it and rape you as much as I want."
>You tell her that now that you know that she watches a magical girl anime you can't take her seriously
>"Shut up, I'm self-conscious about it!"
>You add that you won't mind watching the show with her next time
>She picks you up and hugs you tight
>"You couldn't have made me happier, I love you so much!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511303
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511304
>>You tell her to get lost
>>"I'm sorry for the other day, I'm here to go on a date with you."
>>She sounds honest, you decide to give her a chance
Fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how the Manticores with weak venom survive, the might have to get their friend to loan a spike

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511304
I...am confused by this tale.

But okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511322
you just get stabbed a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511325
Its pretty immature. Might be his first attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511314
Are you saying that you wouldn't have opened the door to a Manticore asking you on a date?

>>15511325
I am too, at first I wanted to make some kind of short CYOA where you'd have a few choices as to who's house you'd go to, I changed the whole scenario half-way through

>>15511331
>Its pretty immature
Funny that you say that, I was trying to imitate the kind of greentext that this thread loves, I guess I should just stick to my own style

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511343
>Are you saying that you wouldn't have opened the door to a Manticore asking you on a date?
Of course not, manticores are shit. And just to clarify, when I say immature, I mean immature as in ill thought out, not immature as in childish. Dialog is awkward, she comes across as a caricature, there is no reason to open your door to her and it doesn't make sense to watch a secret pleasure that you're insecure about while sitting on the face of the man you're trying to dominate.

It's just ill thought out and too short to convey all of what you want to convey.

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>>15511280
Yeah, there's no doubt time stopping is the most anti-physics bullshit around. Don't forget the fact that when something moves in stopped time, it's essentially moving with infinite acceleration. Now just think about the energy implications of that.

I mean, it is just smut, but let's say that rather than stopping time, the frosthound's power just slows it to a near-zero state. Then there's a field around her where time speeds back up to its normal rate the closer it gets to her on a gradient, on an extremely small scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511385
You can always just bullshit required secondary powers to theoretically compliment the core power, and negate or at least lessen its potential negative impacts.

Thermodynamics is gonna get fucked no matter what, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511359
>Dialog is awkward
I hate writing dialog, it shows
I really can't fix that, I usually just avoid dialogue altogether

>she comes across as a caricature
That was voluntary, doesn't thread loves caricatures and memes?

>there is no reason to open your door to her
I tried to convey that she was a very good liar and manipulator with "(she) looks very embarrassed" and "She sounds honest"
I should have stretched this scene out

>it doesn't make sense to watch a secret pleasure that you're insecure about while sitting on the face of the man you're trying to dominate.
My reasoning was that she absolutely couldn't miss the show, but she also wanted to keep having sex, so she sat on him to blind him while she enjoyed her secret pleasure
I should have wrote a detail about her looking at the time and having a dilemma between rape and the show

I don't like defending my writing, but I'm trying to understand why this was a fail, I was pretty confident in it, it had all the winning components:
>Modern setting
>Some semblance of a plot
>Popular girl
>Smut
>Good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511359
>manticores are shit.
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511432
The motivations are rather poor, the mc is dense as hell and the one sentence end wasn't particularly a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511432
>I'm trying to understand why this was a fail
My personal opinion?
Tone.

Your tone was all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511451
>>15511453
Thanks for the feedback, I'll keep it in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511470
I hope I didn't come across as a prick. You can do it good next time anon!

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>>15511432
>it had all the winning components
Silly anon, to make it a winning combo you should have added a thingy called 'worldbuild'. It's Dune's Spice around here! Nobody really knows how it looks like though, but that only profits you, just add some random info about the place you make as well as some cool shit you remember from books you've read. Also, while making the Manticore into a ruthless antagonistic bitch was a good touch, you should have her ass handled to her in the end by cool humans for extra points.

Seriously though, if you're so serious and investing about what you write, don't touch greentext at all. Period.

>>15511359
And if you've got standards, don't read greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511492
>And if you've got standards, don't read greentexts.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511500
Greentext '''''''''''''writer''''''''''''' spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511432
It seems like the biggest problem you have is being too brief. Your ideas are too complex to wrap it up in a single post, leading to it feeling jarring and disjointed.

>>15511502
>It's another greentext memehate episode
wew. It's a medium like any other, it has its strengths and its weaknesses. That you are too brain-dead to recognize those is your own issue, elitist-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

How could you make sure your shog best friend wasn't systematically fucking with your stuff so that she could mess with you by changing your stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511502
Not like monster girl stories are high literature in the first place, there's nothing wrong with greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511477
No worries, I much prefer harsh criticism than none

>>15511515
>It seems like the biggest problem you have is being too brief

I've felt that, whenever I write a greentext I think that it would be so much better as a short story

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>>15511568
Well, what you have to do is obvious, no? This particular story would have been greatly improved with just one to two more similar sized pots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511558
she seems like a mischievous shog, I bet she would turn my floor into quicksand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511304

The ending os a little bit strange. Other than that, this is top notch quality.

[Anonymous No.]

FNAF MONSTERGIRLS.

Think of all the potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511558
Check with a lighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511622
Anon, I don't want cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511622
>Robots that look like monstergirls
Ehhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511575
I'm currently writing a full story, I'll try to finish it by monday

>>15511618
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511303
Oh yes Georgie. She floats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511285
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511622
Kill kill kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511657
Please no Clown monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511629
Just a prank bro, or she replaced you lighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511667
Oh come on bucko! Don't you want a balloon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511442

I would hug that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511671
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511676
Fucking Alp, hug the Manticore instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511680
There's cotton candy and all sorts of games and surprises down here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511670
God dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum in a pair of Shirohebi twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511723
>pair of twins
That's as many as four sneks!

[Anonymous No.]

These two Wyverns have you all to themselves for the whole night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511723
They will always be jealous of one another though.

And jealous Shirohebis are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511741
Oh great, I'm going to be reading Immortal Iron Fist to them all night again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511741
O-oh gosh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511723
This is the death of privacy

They'll each want to be with you as much as possible with each of them making sure they are with you the same amount of time as the other

You'll also have to deal with all their fighting over who gets to cook for you, who gets to have sex first, who gets to coil around at night, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511770
That's easy.
The three of you prepare meals together, they basically braid their tails around you at night and you do your best to pleasure both of them together.

[Anonymous No.]

So I was thinking, what are the chances of another desert kingdom girl in MGE II?

Specifically I was thinking of a soldier/warrior girl armed with a sword or spear, it's something the region seems lacking to make it feel complete.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully and beat up a shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511840
MGCPD has been dispatched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511853
Are they going to send me a shirohebi cop?

That would be convenient

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511857
They are sending everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>No lilim teaching charm control classes to the other demon types

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511866
I hope they don't look in my basement where I have a bully dungeon for my snek wife

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the only male in a heavily monstergirl populated area!

>the year is 2xxx
>it has been a few centuries since monstergirls have succesfully intergrated into society
>because of the peculiar nature of monstergirl pregnancies, the female to male ratio has become skewed
>approximately 1:5000
>scientists have been trying to find the solution ever since the world average ratio had reached 1:10000
>it had become the greatest issue of the past 3 centuries
>many countries tried to circumvent the rapidly decreasing male population to no avail
>some looked to science, many trying to invent a super drug that could increase male pregnancies
>others tried religion, praying to their gods and commiting their lives to rituals
>some found fault in the system, seeking revolution and change
>no solution had been found after those long centuries
>many grew discontent, for the fact of dying a lonely death became almost of a certainity
>men became more than a loved one
>they became testaments of power, wealth or fame
>and the ones that did have partners guarded them with fanaticism for the fear of losing them
>even the most docile monstergirls have turned into aggresive rape-happy predators who will pounce on a man
>you are one of the rare males who are unclaimed
>you had seen many men careless with exposing their identities get raped en masse
>a swarm of women ranging from a few thousand to even a hundred thousand, desperate to feel the touch of a man
>some men became a public didlo, getting raped in the streets for all his life
>some men became whisked away into the dark basements of a overpassionate 'lover'
>some men even got kidnapped to third world dictatorship
>others to multi-trillionaires and various other extraordinary people
>a virgin male was worth their weight in gold
>perhaps even exceeding it
>you were one of the rare unclaimed and you decided to live a life of anonymity for now

I just watched a shitty dystopia movie so my writing is pretty cringy sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511741
>le "they're just making out for you" meme
Fuck off, kill yourself, back to /u/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511883

Which one? I'm a sucker for those movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511883
>I want to be the only male in a heavily monstergirl populated area!
continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511895
Do you even know the context behind that image? They're sisters, does siblings hugging each other make them gay now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511875
>I hope they don't fine my locked up snake so she starves to death
Jesus, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511905
>hahahaha they're just sisters, this is definitely not an excuse to push my retarded yuri garbage
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a chubby shiroheibi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511897
Snowpiercer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511883
A bit cringey. But it could be a fun idea nevertheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511883
Sounds like a good time to retreat to a nice mountain hideaway with a Yeti and forget the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511883
>Not setting up a dead man's switch that emails your address and information to every registered email address in existence
>Not using the threat of the entire world descending on your quiet little town and taking you away in order to not only be polite and respectful, but also hide you from outside eyes
>Not offering them all consensual sex on a rotation in exchange for their cooperation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511915
I want to subtly drop hints to a shirohebi that I want to dump her, then watch her squirm and go crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511927

We are going places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511927
Wonder if there's some human girl in containment somewhere being used as a breeding machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511871
Wait, why is my name on the class list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511913
>Reaction it it being posted for the first time was largely positive with no cries of "yuri"
>You're the only one complaining this time
Sure you're not the yuri fan here? You seem awfully intent on seeing it where there is none, that's pretty /u/ like behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511977
Yes.
She used to be a paladin and she's in my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511984
Wonder how long it would take for mindbreak to set in.


Are fertility boosters being used?

Wonder if she goes monster once she can no longer be used for breeding purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511983
Well, there is this really defensive yurifag on /jp/. Maybe he is falseflagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511989
>Are fertility boosters being used?
Of course. She gets a carefully-planned diet each and every day with all sorts of healthy and fertility-enhancing ingredients. Like just today she had organ meats cooked with pomegranates with a side of black beans and rice. There's also a health and fitness program to keep her spirits and muscles in top shape.

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>>15511900
>>15511925
>>15511920
>>15511927
>you turn off the shitty monologue in your head
>you don't have to be reminded of your current shitty situation
>as a result of being unclaimed, you have a job and rent to pay
>it's an at-home job which makes you work at home except for once or twice a month
>and today was one of those unfortunate days
>even worse, it was summer
>a mans gotta do what a man gotta do
>you begin preparing your disguise
>you had first gotten rid of every natural smell in your body, coating yourself in some VERY thick perfume
>it still makes you gag even after using it for a couple of years
>then you lather sweat blockers everywhere in your body
>wearing some unisex clothes you head out

[Anonymous No.]

Slutcubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511994
Either that or someone let a Cheshire loose on the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511925
Is the lonely Yeti going to rape me like the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512009
Doesn't sound like much of a breeding pen, although I guess you have to keep her in shape for the babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512018
That's right. She needs to be healthy enough to give birth again and again, as well as nurse the babies and raise the older ones. It's a real hassle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512021
She'd probably have some pretty wide hips.

You may also need to do something about her chest if she's going to be feeding all those kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511834
It'll be 14 furries. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512031
She does have very nice hips, but a small chest. It doesn't matter, though, since the size of the fat deposits doesn't actually have any bearing on her milk production. And besides, I love her just the way she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512016
Of course she will but at least a Yeti would be gentle with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512038
13 furries and a new TG monster to shitpost with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511883
>because of the peculiar nature of monstergirl pregnancies, the female to male ratio has become skewed
>approximately 1:5000
>scientists have been trying to find the solution ever since the world average ratio had reached 1:10000
So guess they found it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512012
Why is Yunyun there?
Why is Darkness there?
Why is Wizz there?
Why is Megumin NOT there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512075
Succuchuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512078
They're prostitute succubutts. And Megumin is pure, that's why she's not there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512048
Just look at this ferocious monster, ravishing that pillow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512092
Why would a Succuslut stoop so low as to charge for sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512092
Well why isn't Aqua there?
Also you implied Wizz is impure, please do not bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512108
Wizz has a very impure body

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512078
Why that pic has to do with konosuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512124
Its the succubi from one of the episodes where they have the brothel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512012
I'll have a threesome with the himecut blonde loli and the drills blonde adult please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512012
>>15512143
All the shrimpy flat chested demons for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512155
Four girls at once? What are you going to do with all of them? At least with two I can nuzzle both their cheeks and sniff their hairs at once while rubbing it between their outer thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512165
>crotch
>face
>two hands
Seems pretty simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512173
You're going to hug two of them while kissing a third and hotdogging a fourth? That's some high-level shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512173
I'd prefer
>One of them laying back against the second girl who whispers lewd suggestions and gives you a smug look as you fuck the girl resting against her
>The third using her tail to guide your penis and occasionally sharing kisses with you
>The final one clinging onto your back and nibbling your ears/kissing your neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512226
How about
>One laying on top of you with your dick between her thighs
>One under you
>One on either side
>All of them giving a soft, squirmy hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512165
>not 8
Step up, senpai

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn I want to be gangraped on a train by monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512265
Why a train?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512265
Is it a nice train like the Orient Express or just a normal one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512263
That image will always and forever be incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512263

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512265
Escape from the loli train but with Baphomets, Arch Imps and Large Mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512298
I want to impregnate the entire loli train!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512310
I want to make a whole loli train with my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512012
Second row, fourth from left.
Fifth row, fourth from left.

I'm marrying and impregnating those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512333
>liking Darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512331
Same.
We'd have a big ol' wedding with all the girls in wedding gowns.

Baby bumps may or may not be present.
The answer is hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512344
>not liking delicious brown
Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512310
Just remember not to fuck the Alice driver while she's trying to do her job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512353
>Darkness
>brown

[Anonymous No.]

>Not giving your tiger girl belly rubs

whats your excuse anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512360
I won't.
I'll make sure to do that when we get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512368
She needs a belly or me to rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512353
Darkness is the blonde girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511895
http://www.strawpoll.me/10704867

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512012
Second row first from the right and fourth row second from the right are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512263
I should probably upload this onto the Panda at some point. I don't think it's on there right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15512463
It's wani exclusive content, you stupid goyim
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