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Tomorrow will be the first day of July!
If the first words that come out of your mouth, after waking up in the new month, are 'rabbit rabbit' you will be blessed with good luck!

>> No.15470403

Thanks for reminding me, but I will forget as usual.

>> No.15470405

Don't believe Tewi's lies.

>> No.15470426

Ribbit Ribbit

>> No.15471214

forced mene

>> No.15471333

I saw a little rabbit.

>> No.15471377

>>15470400
I forgot to do this for June and I got involved in a car crash. Better do what the digital rabbit says from now on.

>> No.15471394

For me it's 1.00am right now, does it count if I say "rabbit rabbit" right now or do i have to go to sleep?

>> No.15471401

>>15471394
Same here. My first word was literally cyka blyat. Guess we need to sleep first huh.

>> No.15471413

>>15471394
go to sleep faggot

>> No.15471515

Cutting off Tei's foot and wearing it around my neck would be much more effective wouldn't it??

>> No.15471633

Last time I remembered, I said "fuck you Tewi" instead of "rabbit rabbit". That's what you get for not bringing me luck!

>> No.15471650

It happened this month and it will happen next month that rabbit is getting my dick.

>> No.15471849

>>15471394
It takes effect when you first wake up.

Or it does in theory anyway, Tewi has never given me good luck. Fuck you, rabbit.

>> No.15471865

>>15471633
You would've won the lottery that month if you had just said "rabbit rabbit"! How disappointing!

>> No.15471906

>>15471377
I forgot too and my mom was in a car accident are you my mom?

>> No.15472555

tfw I tried to remember but a friend's call wakes me up and the first words that came from my mouth were "hey man"

>> No.15472571

>>15472555
Oh shit whoops. It's not even July 1st yet. I'm a baka

>> No.15472645
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>>15470400
I want to rape the cute little bunny!

>> No.15472654

Thank you.

>> No.15472755

>>15472645
I want this cute little bunny to charge me money in exchange of sexual favors!

>> No.15473328

What happens if I don't sleep tomorrow or sleep through the entire day?

>> No.15473434

I want to go a month without masturbating until the first of the new month. If I do this will Tewi reward me with her bunny cunny?

>> No.15473441

I will make sure to sleep with a butt plug up my bum to be sure I dont forget when I wake up

>> No.15473453

>>15473441
How will that help you not forget? Won't you wake up and ask yourself what the hell is up your ass?

>> No.15473551

>>15473453
I will then I remember that its so I say rabbit rabbit, its like tying a knot around your finger but less complicated

>> No.15473562

>>15473551
>less complicated
>shoving a butt plug up your butt

Anon... have you done this before?

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>> No.15473679

Remember.

>> No.15473780
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15473780

I said it this month and was blessed with good luck. I'll be sure to say it next month, too!

>> No.15473830
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Rabbit Rabbit

>> No.15474210
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Awoo awoo

>> No.15474240

>>15471906
... let's pretend we never had this conversation

>> No.15474414

I did it! I said rabbit rabbit! Surely tewi will grant me good luck all month!

>> No.15474658

>>15471214
o shit its dat bun

>> No.15474709

Fuck, I forgot and now I'm at the airport waiting for my flight to Japan. I hope everything doesn't go to hell because of this.

>> No.15474722

>>15474709
Hope you brought a parachute.

>> No.15474744

>>15474709
it was nice knowing you, anon

>> No.15474751

I did it.

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>>15470400
July is the 7th month

7 is lucky

surely you'll remember this time

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15474848

rabbit rabbit motherfuckers

>> No.15474967

Fuck you, Tewi.

>> No.15475138

18 months without fail!
Is my streak the highest on the big J?

>> No.15475146

Do I have to wake up from my sleep and say it for it to actually work or can I say it as the first day of the month occurs while I'm still awake?

>5am here and haven't fallen asleep yet

>> No.15475149

>>15475146
Virtual rabbit said specifically 'after waking up'

>> No.15475212

rabbit rabbit!

>> No.15475451

I remembered.

>> No.15475465

I remembered! Now I can put all my savings on a single blackjack hand and Tewi will help me win!

>> No.15476135

Fuck this is the third month in a row I've forgotten.

>> No.15476149
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I forgot and said fuck instead.
You can suck my dick, Tewi!

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>>15470400
Lets post lewd pictures of Tewi so I can masturbate to them!

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Lewd rabbit

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>> No.15476489

I did it! Though I feel like it doesn't count as much when I slept through more than half of the day.

>> No.15478300
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I slept cuddling my Tewi fumo so I'd remember and it worked.

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>> No.15478504

>>15478300
I want to sniff this bunny's butt

>> No.15478554
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15478554

You can't fool me, Tewi.

>> No.15479676

>>15474210
>tried to be a memer and post awoo
>get fucked over by bad luck on the very first day

I learned my lesson, Twei.

>> No.15480246

I remembered, although the month has not been off to a great start.

I have an interview for a different job coming up though so we will see if Tewi is really a goddess of fortune.

>> No.15480585

Happy Rabbit Rabbit day /jp/!
I'm not to late, am I?

>> No.15482442

>>15470400
"2-wii" sounds cuter than "tai", therefore that is how Tewi's name should be pronounced!

>> No.15487024 [DELETED] 
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おぉぉぉぉ
ラッキーラッキー

運命的な意外な出来事は向こうから来る

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おぉぉぉぉ
ラッキーラッキー



運命的な意外な出来事は向こうから来る

>> No.15488361

I didn't even think of saying it until just now and both of my cats died. I don't want any more shit from you this month Tewi.

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>>15488361

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