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Rising from the ashes.

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>> No.15453739

That's a lot of bling for a bird.

>> No.15453740 [SPOILER] 
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Vampires a best.

>> No.15453743

What a messy eater!

>> No.15453755
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Vampires a shit.

>> No.15453757

Kobolds are cute and deserve lots of kinky sex!

>> No.15453758

I want the winter back so I can bundle up with a yeti by the fireplace

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>> No.15453772

I went to bed, woke up, showered, ate breakfast, etc.

>Intolerably lewd personality starts giving you a blowjob, making it as erotic as possible
>Personality switches to the quiet one
>She turns red like a tomato and stops to look around and make sure the two of you are alone before tentatively continuing
>Personality switches to the tomboy, who laughs and tells you that you taste good before bobbing her head up and down at a pretty quick pace
>Switches to the possessive personality
>She reaches up and grabs you tightly with her claws and tries to pull you as far into her throat as she can, with eyes staring up at you in adoration
>She makes sure you're as far down her throat as is physically possible when you cum
>Only after she's sure she's gotten every last drop of cum out does she slowly, almost reluctantly, let go of you and slide your dick out of her mouth
>She then starts to gently kiss and lick your dick while whispering that she loves you

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She gets a bit too enthusiastic.

Such a wrong opinion.

>> No.15453780

>She reaches up and grabs you tightly with her claws and tries to pull you as far into her throat as she can, with eyes staring up at you in adoration
>She makes sure you're as far down her throat as is physically possible when you cum

>> No.15453781

Ooga booga where the dragon women at?

>> No.15453787
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Raiding ice cream trucks.

>> No.15453791

They have no desire to be spammed.

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>> No.15453797

Like a Werekitten.

>> No.15453801

I want to help the obese Nerdhound slim down a bit!

>> No.15453806

>a yandere tittypire will never force you to drink her milk while concealing you in a wing hug

>> No.15453809

I want just alice from mgq, I want dem snake cuddles

>> No.15453811
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Chimeras have way too much potential to be as ignored as they are.

>> No.15453812


I want to sit her in my lap and play with her hair

>> No.15453815

Other features can stay, but the heads have got to go.

>> No.15453821

More like Thicksune.

>> No.15453825

Maybe if they were just shoulder-pad like pieces that stopped just before were the ears started and still had the horns.

That way she could still have elements of those beasts while not looking overly ridiculous.

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>> No.15453840

Of course she's in everything I wonder who is behind this.

>> No.15453848

Them thighs tho.

>> No.15453854

The thickest and bestest thighs

>> No.15453856

Jewnukis? Why would they do that?

>> No.15453865

Love dat fluffy tail.

Thick fox is best fox.

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>> No.15453887

Wanna rub that fox belly.

>> No.15453891

>pregnant kitsunes

>> No.15453895

That's a big litter.

>> No.15453897

Too small! Need to drink more fertility spring water! Bigger belly to rub! More Mofu daughters!

>> No.15453906

But then she wouldn't be able to move!

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Shhhhh. Dragons are sleeping.

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THICK Paladin-chans.
Massive, pious hips desperate for your cum.
Do your part today and waifu a veteran!

>> No.15453949

I'll pamper her so much she won't mind! Foot rubs in exchange for belly rubs! Chocolate Kisses in exchange for actual ones! Hot Tub for Hot Lady!

>> No.15453954

Nah, humans are dumb.

>> No.15453955

They can't produce milk though.

>> No.15453959

They can once you impregnate them!

>> No.15453963

>tfw no pregnant Kitsune to fuck

>> No.15453965

They're made for bugs, anyway.

>> No.15453969

You have your own board for that shit anon.

>> No.15453972

That'll certainly make things easier for her.

Don't forget to massage her back.

>> No.15454005

When your lifespan stretches out across dozens of human generations, you tend to accumulate wealth. But wherever you need to travel around because of your longevity, or because the banks start getting suspicious, it tends to be a good idea to liquidate some of your assests into highly portable and valuable items for convenience.

>> No.15454029
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Muscle Hobgoblins

>> No.15454043

Would gladly sit in my lap and pamper.

>> No.15454069

Made for paizuri.

>> No.15454071

I want to explore her cave

>> No.15454103

I truly wish to see MGE Hobgobilins with more Granblue style proportions.

>> No.15454113

Yeah, that would be lovely.
The perfect shortstacks.

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Figgot pls draw more butts, I need them. I need them all.

>> No.15454143

I wouldn't mind seeing monstergirls drawn with butts fatter than they're interpreted.

>> No.15454153

>Advice from a Dragon

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But are you willing to make sacrifices for the baby?

>> No.15454162

>fat lactating titties and musclegirls in the previous thread
>big plump rears in this one
Blessed be.

>> No.15454167

I prefer my lolis with curves and big butts thank you very much.

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God fucking dammit. I told myself that I would never ever fall for this monstergirl shit.

... But the Ushi-Oni is so goddamn cute. God. What the fuck is wrong with me. I've fallen head over heels for a fucking spidergirl. You guys win. I'm a monsterfag now, as much as it pains me to say it.

>> No.15454176

What do you mean of course?

>> No.15454181

That dumb fox got herself pregnant! What a slut!

>> No.15454182

How'd you even start to like her and come here in the first place?

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>> No.15454184

what took you so long

>> No.15454191

Think of the paladins, Anon. Think of how sad they will be when they find out that you converged.

>> No.15454201

Are you the guy from /tg/

>> No.15454205
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Fat-bottomed Oni

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>> No.15454215

She was posted in /tg/. I don't even know how it happened. I just fell in love with her in like a day.

Maybe I was just too closed-minded before.

>> No.15454226

>But the Ushi-Oni is so goddamn cute
Do you even know how an Ushi Oni is apart from that pic?

>> No.15454228

Sure, but I'm not a paladin like her, and I'm no good in a fight.

>> No.15454233

He likely isn't aware of their snusnu nature.

>> No.15454236

>fat-bottomed Oni with small breasts
CBT alert!

>> No.15454238

>I don't even know how it happened. I just fell in love with her in like a day.
A boy falls in love with a girl

>> No.15454239
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Ch 101 of Moose's story


>Duke is in some tower, protecting it while waiting for the Empire for help
>Takes an arrow through the shoulder & is taken to a safe room
>Wight appears & uses heal: it's super effective
>Uses sweet talk + always watching over you; Duke uses dead parents + dead sister: it's somewhat effective
>Wight says the future's been affected by an something (Hint: It's the MC), then disappears
>Soldiers appear: THE WALL gates have been taken from the enemy
>Duke: "There's still hope"

>Story time with mad scientist
>"I actually brought Big Guy Miniboss to the room you were going to, MC"
>"You touched demon energy w/o dying last time & I want to study you"
>"Just business last time: sorry about the killing part"
>Something about the Tower of Babel (yes, Babel) & man's folly & the god's punishment
>"My secret club (invitation only + change your name to a letter 'V') wants to study the magic that man lost after Babel"
>"My zombie spy told me you had magic crystal; then, I planned to get you by yourself"
>MC finally says that mad scientist will fail when reinforcements arrive
>Mad scientist: "I made Golem 2: Electric Boogaloo"

>Duke + soldiers defend the gate against the enemy's battering ram
>Considers to ask the wight for help, ignores it
>Duke + soldiers thrown back, steam punk mecha armor appears
>Mecha is made of black iron, very big, has one red eye seen through the helmet, unscratched
>Voice from the miniboss count: "Check this new toy I got"


>> No.15454242

Shuten-Douji doesn't do that stuff, even though a lot images focus in her feet for whatever reason.

>> No.15454247

I don't loathe Moose, but I kinda want to see him do MGE oriented stuff outside of his story.

>> No.15454250

Look man the important part is that I came into that /tg/ thread a monstergirl hater and left a spidergirlfag. That Ushi-Oni picture was just the gateway drug that made me realize that spidergirls are cute as fuck.

>> No.15454253

>Mecha is made of black iron, very big, has one red eye seen through the helmet, unscratched
I imagine this thing looks like a fantasy version of the Graze Ein?

>> No.15454270

She's to a normal Spidergirl what a Kobold is to a Hellhound.

But you probably don't even understand the comparation.

>> No.15454276

Why is THICC so perfect?

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I hope you're prepared for the snusnu once the portal opens.

>> No.15454282

>She's to a normal Spidergirl what a Kobold is to a Hellhound.
Ehehehehe inside joke

>> No.15454286

Is there a particular reason you're being an elitist hipster, or is that just your nature?

>> No.15454287

He probably doesn't even know what the seal is for!

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>> No.15454296

He isn't being an elitist hipster, he's just being rather genuine in regards to what you're getting into.

>> No.15454304

It's a convenient excuse. In reality it's just a fancy decoration but Ushis for generations have lied about needing it, one little "sorry honey I couldn't help it, my seal slipped" and all is forgiven.

We need to educate husbands so that they know the truth.

>> No.15454311

She looks like she could give birth again and again without trouble.

>> No.15454331

>Settle into an endless look of fucking, pregnancy, and birth with your waifu

It'd be the perfect life, if not for the absurd amount of children.

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Here's a cute Ushi-Oni story for you to read, /tg/-kun. Line 110.

>> No.15454349

Just live in a premodern society with a 50% infant mortality rate and all those babbys become indispensable.

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>You will never eat burg with a doggo

Kill me. Life just hurts so much.

>> No.15454376

You're looking for the other word. Dispensable.
And I could never consider my children that. They're as precious as the waifu.

>> No.15454379

Rugby monster girls are sexy.

>> No.15454380

No, you need all of them because any and all of them might die.

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new commission art soon friends.

>> No.15454396

Oh, I see what you mean.
At first I thought you meant that living in that society, they'd die at such a rate that you wouldn't have to worry about having too many children. Nevermind.

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>new thread
>still no response from anon about story
>Moose releases new chapter
At this rate Moose'll end up using a cursed sword/armor with Hakumen's personality before then.
Oh well, at least I still have future plans for stories to keep me going for now.

>party at campfire
>loli Echidna being pestered by the Apophis to take up dark magic and minor alchemy
>Lamia geomancer trying to get her to learn earth magic and major alchemy
>Echidna proceeds to ignore them once they get at eachother's throats
>Asks the dragon if she can teach her to breath fire
>Two others do the same

>> No.15454403

There is nothing to explain.

>> No.15454406
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Why are loliflayers so good?

>> No.15454407

That Bapho's design is better than the vanilla one IMO. Then again we've yet to see an 'actual' Baphomet by KC which wouldn't be among his earliest borderline-amateur drawings.
So what volume does Ba'el first appear in?

>> No.15454413

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan!

>> No.15454419

>That Bapho's design is better than the vanilla one IMO
Even as a fan of the original design I'd have to agree.

>> No.15454426

Nice. Hope you'll start getting kejourou in group pictures too.

>> No.15454432

Because they're acute.

>> No.15454440

They're cute little things that want to make their onii-chan smile.

>> No.15454448

I want a loli mindflayer to clumsily invade my mind and give me a vague feeling of joy!

>> No.15454462

>So what volume does Ba'el first appear in?

Volume 5

ch 71 (in a disguise)

ch 74 (actual form)

>> No.15454476

Because they are small, squishable, and cuddly.

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That would be nice.

I'll have to think of some ideas and who to include.

>> No.15454479

I want a squishyflayer to invade my mind and make me think I'm a shota. I'm a kid now, I'm a squid now.

>> No.15454482

Lanka is a cute pupper. Shame I keep forgetting the name of the series she's from.

>> No.15454484

>At this rate Moose'll end up using a cursed sword/armor with Hakumen's personality before then.
I'd paint her white if you know what I mean.

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>> No.15454491

>being turned into her childhood friend
That doesn't sound so bad...

>> No.15454492

That's a thick werecat.
Gonna feed her fish and scritch her ears.

>> No.15454493

I want to eat her. By sandwiching her between two pillows so she can't move and licking her down there.

>> No.15454498

Why are lolis with black sclera so adorable?

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>> No.15454503
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>All these anons being seduced by the eldritch whore just because she's travel-sized
Enjoy being squid codpieces

>> No.15454506

I like the thing where someones inner-self is different than their physical appearance.

For instance, a mindflayer intrudes a knights mind only to find an insecure child inside.

>> No.15454509

He needs to make a redraw, really. The original is passable if you look at Lamia or Echidna, but this isn't saying much. Imagine her with Satyros level of detail elaboration, on fur and hooves and so on, plus maybe a complete remake of her blank clothes by adding some demonic/radical faction tunes KC loves so much. She could get on a whole new level.

That's pretty far in. Thanks.

>> No.15454510

>squid codpieces
If it's a loli mindflayer, you'll be a squid teddybear.

>> No.15454511

Can't paint a white knight of a cursed sword any whiter, anon.
Not even with, like, a thousand faceless old men.

>> No.15454513

I don't have to be a squid if I don't want to be.

>> No.15454518


>> No.15454520

>The pious white knight is just a scared little kid playing out a power fantasy
I'd buy it. Curious to see what would be rattling around in the minds of other Order folks.

>> No.15454538

Yes, because being a brainless husk for her to rape endlessly is so much better.

>> No.15454539
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I'm down with the 'bome no matter what size she is, anon.

>> No.15454545

Elitist AND too stupid to know how an analogy works. You fucked up the order dumbass.

>> No.15454546

We'd rape eachother equally.

>> No.15454548

They want a man who loves them for what they they are, not a slave.

>> No.15454551

>Enters mind of one priest
>Sees all evils of the world
>Gets a long lecture about the nature of good and evil, and that man is superior than angels for reasons
>Smells mabo tofu
It was then that mindflayer-chan decided to not enter the minds of priests with mullets.

>> No.15454562

I personally picture the preists as being self-flagellating. They grew up as sympathizers or even wanting to fuck a monster, so their families sent them away to have the holiness beaten into them.

>> No.15454571

>insane firebrand turns out to be thinking non-stop about his monoeye childhood friend

>> No.15454581

I want to put my finger in my mouth and stick it in a mindflayer's ear. That will teach her how it feels like to be flayed.

>> No.15454582

>"I wanna fuck horse pussy!"
>"No son of mine will be some limp-wristed demonlord supporter! This is a chief god supporting house! You're going to priest school until you straighten up!"
>Guy becomes a decent priest
>Nicknamed Mr. Holy Hands
>Has orgies with the nuns, who were turned into Dark Priests because of him letting certain monsters sneak in

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Jiffic is a nice artist and Gazerfag has nice taste in outfits.

>> No.15454590

What monster girl has the best hips?

The best thighs?

The best feet?

The best claws?

The best paws?

>> No.15454606

Who are you anyway? I missed some threads but you just appeared from nowhere. Were you moose all along?

I mean, before we only "discussed" it rarely.

>> No.15454609

You can a Chimera to make the best of all worlds.

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>> No.15454614

>Best hips
>Best thighs

I am genuinely interested

>> No.15454616

Anyone got that picture of an anubis geting her ears or head scratched?

>> No.15454652

Why does she have the triforce on her belt?

>> No.15454653

>Pulling on the string
Even though she's naked by default this is still hot.

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This one?

>> No.15454663

>What monster girl has the best hips?

>The best claws?

>The best thighs?

>The best feet?

>The best paws?

>> No.15454667

Why is molesting the ears of monster girls so much fun?

>> No.15454676

Yes, that's exactly the one. Thank you.

Because they get pleasure from it as well. Like those nice little shivers you get from ASMR, just turned up to eleven, and coursing through their whole body. Plus, it's even more intimate to them than it is if it's done to us.

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Jiffic is cool, I actually got a delivery from him before.

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>> No.15454699

Nothing would be better than pinning down a kitsune and molesting her ears for hours on end.

>> No.15454706

>The best thighs?
>The best feet?
>The best claws?
>The best paws?

>> No.15454721

I want to molest the ears of an oppai loli manticub.

>> No.15454729

>still no art of an oppai loli Manticore

>> No.15454748

Indeed, it's truly a shame.

She'd try to act all smug to you only for you to sit her in your lap and begin molesting her ears

>> No.15454749

Good. Let's keep it that way.

>> No.15454754

>>She'd try to act all smug to you only for you to sit her in your lap and begin molesting her ears
Nigga, if an oppai loli is on your lap you don't just molest her ears.

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I want to marry a farm girl Wolfu and have a cozy life with her in the mountains.

>> No.15454766

Of course you do!
You molest them till she's red-faced and panting.
That way she Offers you something else to feel, hefting her chest up while undoing the buttons.

>> No.15454767

That's right, you also kiss her cute little bulb!

>> No.15454770

>That way she Offers you something else to feel, hefting her chest up while undoing the buttons.
That's the ticket. Best if she's a brown pailoi Manticore.

>> No.15454786

What if you gathered every shy Dragon hatchling and brought them together? Would you get a wish?
Or will you just have a bunch of soon-to-be-cranky hatchlings that will want food eventually?

>> No.15454792

Tan brown so you see where the tanlines are or naturally chocolate colored?

Would you want to see her do seated paizuri with you, her eyes looking up at you while she suckles your member?

>> No.15454819

It'd be cute if she attempted to give a nursing hand/pawjob, but her arms weren't long enough and she'd have to use her tailpussy instead.

>> No.15454827

That would be cute.
Know what would also be good?
Paizuri where she latches her tailpussy to your tip so she can attack you in two ways at once.

>> No.15454834

I'm going to challenge a Mindflayer in a submission match

I'll make her tap out with an arm bar

>> No.15454837

>Paizuri where she latches her tailpussy to your tip so she can attack you in two ways at once.
I actually had that idea as well.

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Not him luckily...

Been skimming through Moose's works for a while to see how it will go making the MC + harem nigh invincible while making the antagonists crazier and eviler

>Wonder if it will crash and burn in the long run

>or if the characterization will change for the better

>> No.15454841

I don't think arm bars work on things that don't have skeletons..

>> No.15454846

It would allow her to grin up at you and whisper smug things about how you look with her tits and tail milking you.

>> No.15454851

I'll still give it a go, what's the worst that can happen?

>> No.15454858

Wrong reply target, but very correct words.

>> No.15454867

Usually the longer you do something the better you get, but I think it got too crazy, to be brief.

That said, who knows what can happen, I still get some fun out of it. Wonder if he'll go for the 200 mark and end up even crazier.

>> No.15454890

They would get all clingy to you and you'll have to feed them. Their mothers would do the same.

>> No.15454922
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I sometimes wonder if I'll end up like Moose if my story reaches a similar length?
Oh wait, I'm too fond of at least 2 bad guys being pretty cool and not completely evil, MC not being top dag and sometimes relying on pocketsand or 2v1 to win hard fights, and MC only getting shit that's useful and not flashy.
I only really have to worry about the insanity, I guess.

>> No.15454970

>Discover a handful of Dragon eggs
>They hatch and the little Dragon girls of varying types all imprint on you
What would monster girls think of single fathers?

>> No.15454976

Unsung heroes. Basically the opposite of what the real world thinks of them.

>> No.15454984

Those elf titties are fine.

>> No.15454987
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Is there any point in looking at the other fallen brides or is Mimiru the best by far?

>> No.15454994

She's okay.

>> No.15454995

Better question.
What would his daughters think of him once they turn teen?

>> No.15455002
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>I sometimes wonder if I'll end up like Moose if my story reaches a similar length?

How many stories are out there of similar length, in the first place?

You have Moose's, obviously, which goes without saying.
Then you have Losenis' which he linked a couple threads ago, and the wordcount is automatically shown on the page at around 650k in 76 chapters

That's the only two I know of, though. Laska and Me is 20+ but I've never read it and I sure as fuck won't going by what I heard around here to figure out if it's actual lengthy chapters or just a bunch of quick short ones.

>> No.15455004

Men who need a woman in their lives.

An embarrassment as all her friends think he's a DILF.

>> No.15455005

A good light, I would imagine.

>Wurm imprinted the roomba as her mother and your Randy Savage poster as her father
>The rest follow you around everywhere, hiding behind your legs

>> No.15455022

Can you imagine the shitstorm that would ensue once one of them let it get out that their dad is single and has been for years?

>> No.15455030

>Little dragon girls following like ducklings
>You come to a sudden stop and they all fall on top of each other

Oh god my heart

>> No.15455040

I'm more into Francisca myself.

>> No.15455042

You know, this is legitimately good advice and dragons are supposed to be pretty wise and whatnot, but somehow I can't help forming some association with Gold Member.

>> No.15455054

Mine didn't get very far before shit happened. Overall, it's going to be fairly long and clusterfucked with characters at some point, some of whom will be cameos.
I also plan on it basically being "MC wants to do X, but ends up getting into Y after various events as the story progresses" type of story.

>> No.15455057

Ask him if he ever gets lonely while the daughter tells them to stop it.

>> No.15455061

Imagine if it happens during a PTA meeting though.
>"Your father is a good looking man. I'm honestly jealous of your mother"
>"Oh me and my sisters don't have a mother. Dad found us as eggs and raised us on his own."
>"...Wait does that mean he's single?"
>"Yeah. Always has been. Why?"
And then anon felt a cold chill and the stare of all the single mothers and teachers in the room on his back.

>> No.15455074

>All crash into eachother
>Wyvern starts crying
>Jabberwock tries to cheer her up, being her big sister and all
>Ryu gets into a tantrum
>Dragon climbs up your leg and hangs off your back
>Wurm eats your WiiU

>> No.15455078
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A chimera you say.

>> No.15455087
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I'm more of a Koyoi guy, there's something about the whole former monster murderer turned into what she used to hunt thing that does it for me.

>> No.15455095

This is where he lets out a hearty laugh and ruffles the hair of the questioning girl right?

Dadnon is going to be married by month's end isn't he?

>> No.15455098

That's just a clusterfuck.

>> No.15455105

>Get home all tired and exhausted after a long and busy day out
>Mind defaults to thinking about waifu things
>Except I'm not thinking about how nice it'd be to unwind while being pampered by her
>But thinking about how nice it'd be to relax after the day by pampering her
>Sitting her on my lap, scratching and massaging her scalp
>Stroking her paws, brushing my fingertips over her knuckles and lightly tickling the grooves between her digits
>Stimulating each individual fur, and flipping her hands around to do the same to her pawpads, especially massaging the center pads with heavier, deep, slow circular movements

This waifu thing is getting more and more intense by the day. A line has clearly been crossed, but I don't know how - and don't want - to stop it at this point.

>> No.15455108

Someone needs to revoke that Lich's license, magic has gone too far.

>> No.15455112

>Headpat the wyvern and tell her it's going to be okay
>Praise the wocky for being a great nee-san
>Tell Ryu that big girls don't cry and if she stops, you are gonna buy her favorite candy
>Pretend to have wings with you new winged backpack
>Give wurm an apple pie

>> No.15455115

Ha, Chimera-chan is such a klutz!

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>> No.15455124

Yeah, but they keep trying.

>> No.15455132

But Anon, imagine the SEX!

>> No.15455135

So who's going to win the Dadbowl?

Will it be the CC dragon principle?
The Jinko next door that has made passes at him?
Or will it be one of the girls friends?

>> No.15455148

>giving treats to the Wurm who just ate your gaming console
Anon, you shouldn't reinforce or reward bad behavior.
>Night time
>Tucking them into their individual beds
>They fall asleep easily
>Go to bed yourself
>Wake up
>All are in bed with you
>Nuzzling and hugging the shit out of you

>> No.15455152

Alternate answer.
The awkward Anubis homeroom teacher with a heart of gold and the thighs of a goddess.

>> No.15455155

I think he's giving her the pie to keep her from eating the console.
Which one would like the Battle Network games the most? Because you bet your ass I'd download all of them if I had a Wii U.

>> No.15455159

>Which one would like the Battle Network games the most?
Definitely wyvern. Too bad about that hands thing though.

>> No.15455163

She can just watch me play them, because I'm a loser like that.

>> No.15455165

That would be quite nice.
Hopefully the kids don't walk in on him doing her doggy style.

I'd be careful about that, that's a good way to get a pudgy wurm.

>> No.15455176

They didn't see it, but they got sent to sleepovers with their friends that night so they put two and two together.
>"So dad, you're fucking our teacher now huh?"
>"Is she gonna be our mom?"
>"When's the wedding?!"
For the record, that's the Dragon, the Wurm, and the Jabberwock in order.
The Dragon's a bit of a snarker.

>> No.15455178 [DELETED] 
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The nice human janitor.

>> No.15455189

>Jabberwock wants to play a metroid game
>Not Other M
>Ryu wants to play Mario
>Dragon wants to play Mario Party
>Wyvern wants to watch you play
>Wurm wants to play Drakengard

>> No.15455191 [DELETED] 

I can only imagine the dragons face when the dad tells her when the wedding is scheduled.

But she's weird and smells of chlorine.

>> No.15455198 [DELETED] 

I think the Janitor might have misconstrued that as a reference to them, rather than a joke about the whole monstergirl school situation with the weird outlier janitor, which is kind of a comedy trope.

>> No.15455206

>awkward Anubis homeroom teacher with a heart of gold and the thighs of a goddess
Time to sneak away with her into the nearest closet, heft her up by the thighs so she's pinned against the wall with her paws off the floor, and kiss and nuzzle her all over, with no sex yet because she's too pure and dedicated to her job for that.

>> No.15455217 [DELETED] 

>Janitor didn't like getting called a human



>> No.15455218 [DELETED] 


>> No.15455232

Please don't say lewd things in front of Wurms, they will get over excited and an excited Wurm without a safe outlet for her excitement can be dangerous.

>> No.15455233
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It's hard to satisfy all those little girls. I would need a woman to do this, but who is the best candidate at taking care of 5 little lizards?

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>implying tankui would do it for free

>> No.15455239

I want to hold hands with a wurm

>> No.15455240

>who is the best candidate at taking care of 5 little lizards?
The answer is always echidna. You'd end up making lots more babies besides, though. A kiki or hakutaku would be good backups.

>> No.15455244 [DELETED] 

The tanukis compile profiles of all the posts we make, and use that to advertise us for the most appropriate monstergirl.
So really, they're not doing it for free. All the desperate monstergirls pay them for information on the Anons.

>> No.15455253 [DELETED] 

And the anons get the most suitable monstergirl. It's a perfect system, aside from the fact that we never asked for this.

Wait. Didn't you just describe the dating service guy? The tricky little shits aren't even hiding it!

>> No.15455259

The Hakutaku teacher really is a good option. Wise, gentle, cute, nice tail, great with kids, great in bed.

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>> No.15455265 [DELETED] 

We never asked for it, and pointing it out will make you mysteriously disappear.
Speaking of, weird that the chain got deleted. Remeber all that talk about "Janny" and "Janet" so long ago? This was on the same level as that, but they seem rather contentious towards it. What's up with that, do you think?

Anyway, that Dating Service thing brings back some memories. Is he still going?
I think I remember getting a vigilante tinkerer coyote girl from that.

>> No.15455269
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>> No.15455273

This is the artist that draws the thick fox maid.

>> No.15455283
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>you will never be cuddledommed by a hellhound

>> No.15455319

>you will never be kabe-donned by a dragon delinquent
>you will never escape because she is stunned by the sudden kiss you gave her

>> No.15455326

>you will never make a cute baby kobold with your beautiful kobold waifu

>> No.15455333

I think a Dragon would be too much of a rich girl to be a real delinquent.

>> No.15455336

>you will never get a nursing handjob from a milky Kiki maid

>> No.15455337

Cute baby kobolds are for belly poking so they latch onto your hand.

>> No.15455342

And for petting, and for snuggling, and for watching them sleep all curled up on your chest!

>> No.15455343

Her hoard is other people's money.

>> No.15455349

You could even pat her head so that her tail starts wagging in her sleep.

>> No.15455352


>> No.15455354

Kobold daughters are also absolutely not for fucking when they grow up.

>> No.15455367

See, that's where I'm gonna have to disagree with you anon.

>> No.15455368

How about fucking while young?

>> No.15455369
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I want to be femdom'd by a lusty wolfu!

>> No.15455379

Even if they initiate?

>> No.15455382

I wouldn't mind a bug Werewolf so long as it's not that one.

>> No.15455384

I want to curbstomp a bitch!

>> No.15455386

A bug werewolf?
Are you doing super science again?

>> No.15455391
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>you will never cuddle a litter of cuddly, purring werekittens and your werecat wife

>> No.15455398

Big Werewolf, even though the thought of a Lich creating a Werewolf/Arachne hybrid is pretty neat.

>> No.15455400

Could you imagine them napping in your lap, each of them curled up next to each other and purring while your wife naps against you?

>> No.15455406

Yep, that would be a pretty cool wolf spider.

>> No.15455411

I can, and I want nothing else in this world.

>> No.15455413

Why is this kitty sad?

>> No.15455414

One of the best fearboners. Being relentlessly hunted down by a hellhound, either with her taunting me during her hunt or silently chasing me, then riding me ragged after she inevitably catches me.

>> No.15455425
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I wanna touch an Anubutts pawpads!

>> No.15455428

She spent all day on /hbg/

>> No.15455432

thinken of micegirls

>> No.15455438
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What are micegirls thinking of?

>> No.15455442


>> No.15455445

Snorting lines of Cheeto dust off of their husbands' dicks.

>> No.15455448

Why so many monster girls that would be their predators if they were all animals find them adorable now. Like that ojou werecat that has all of her maids be mousegirls.

>> No.15455450

Getting tied up and violated.

>> No.15455465

Making the strict Anubutt class rep ahegao by massaging her pawpads!

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>> No.15455495

Oiran monstergirls.

>> No.15455498

Don't make me break out the squirt bottle.
Daughterus are NOT allowed on the ceiling.

>> No.15455499

Her wings and torso are missing.

>> No.15455501

>"the fuck are you doing?"

>> No.15455510

Kej are pretty much that.

>> No.15455513

Does she catches prey with her tail while she is in that mode?

>> No.15455531


>> No.15455534

Suddenly I remember Alien

>> No.15455546

>Walk into a room and a Manticore drops down on you
Not going to lie, I'd probably soil myself.

>> No.15455596

She had to save on weight somehow

>> No.15455603
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What part of a Yeti is most sensitive?

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>> No.15455613

Her tum-tum and the center of her paws.

>> No.15455619
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It's time.

>> No.15455622
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Tell ze wurm of your problems yah?

>> No.15455626
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>> No.15455634

I'm addicted to dragons and I can't stop.

>> No.15455650

Well, I'm pretty sure that an alley cat misinterpreted my reason for offering her a shower and meal at my place. How do I explain I don't want to fuck her?

>> No.15455655

if it meant ending my life I wish I could bring Monster girls to our world so everyone could have their own waifu

>> No.15455657

her heart

>> No.15455674

Couldn't you send us to their world instead? I don't want 3D monstergirls.

>> No.15455675

Thank you for your application to the Mofu Club and your expertise on where to rub mofu girls, a representative will be with you shortly to follow up

>> No.15455685
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We don't make mistakes here.

>> No.15455688

that works to I just wanted everyone to be happy

>> No.15455692

>Cat Lamia

...I'd take it.

>> No.15455695

Would 2D girls even want a 3D guy? Let alone, a 3D, introverted, possibly unhygienic dork?

>> No.15455699

>Cat Lamia
>Two tails

>> No.15455703

This artstyle looks a tad familiar.

>> No.15455704
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I have a crush on the big scary hellhound delinquent at school, but I just don't have the courage to confess to her!

>> No.15455712

Wait what? Damn foxes tricking me!

>> No.15455715

I think it's Ol' man Plague.

>> No.15455719
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>> No.15455721

It's simple. You leave an unsigned love letter in her locker, and make sure to rub your sweat on it just a little bit. She'll take care of the rest.

>> No.15455723

You mean if you went there? I supposed if you go to their dimension you turn yourself 2D.

>> No.15455726

Oh geez oh man.

>> No.15455731

Will my smile get me a dragon? Will she treasure it deep in her heart?

>> No.15455732
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Just another day of spilling your creative fluids and blaspheming against God in the safety of the barn.

Nah, Plague has a very distinctive style of linework, like you can see here.
It is another artist's depiction of him, though.

Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.

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>> No.15455745
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>Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.

The hell are you going on about nerd?

>> No.15455748

>Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.
That's not him you baka neko

>> No.15455756

Oh, it's just someone reposting the image? Damn, I hadn't seen that one before, so I thought it was Latenight's new picture.

>> No.15455759


>> No.15455774

Thick muscle Cheshires with orange and black fur.

>> No.15455786
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>> No.15455788

Wait a ticket, that doesn't sound like a Cheshire
That sounds like some sort of big cat. One that's going extinct. One that listens to Daryl Hall and John Oates Maneater on loop when working out at the gym
Damn. The name was on the tip of my tongue

>> No.15455791

We already have jinkos. Unless you want to give jinkos the ability to teleport and turn invisible.

In which case: you absolute madman.

>> No.15455797

I always felt horrible for Lisa from the first one

>> No.15455818

Or you could just read Laska and Me and not tell people in here about it if you're worried about incensing them. Bob's not the worst writer, but he's not the best.

I'm more troubled by his obsession with fucking furries, full package futa, and monsterboys.

>> No.15455824

Want to show a cheshire my butt, gonna show a cheshire my butt.

>> No.15455830

>Unless you want to give jinkos the ability to teleport and turn invisible.
KC mentioned something about Jinko/Cheshire hybrids didn't he?

>> No.15455843 [DELETED] 

>Getting this upset over a mention

Hi Bob

>> No.15455847

Oh man, I hope he did.

>> No.15455857

Yeah, I vaguely remember a mention of teleporting jungle werecat variants.

>> No.15455873

It's funny how a single person with a waifu is pretty much busy making Gazers well known amongst artists.

>> No.15455878

Gazerfag managed to get art from Fumio of all people, I'm mad jelly.

>> No.15455880
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>> No.15455890
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>> No.15455891 [DELETED] 

Yuri is verboten.

>> No.15455892

Huh. I like the red lines on her body.

>> No.15455898

Ceiling Manticore watching you fap.

>> No.15455899
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Just posting it because she's cute. No need to jump on me about that.

>> No.15455901

The fuck are you doing? The images are not even new, so you know what are you doing.

>> No.15455902 [DELETED] 

Must be hard to kiss with all those teeth.

>> No.15455906
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>Finally no distractions
>Trying to write
>So tired I'm literally falling asleep at my desk

Fuck. This is a problem. Well, night thread.
I'm going to need to set myself a deadline here. If I don't deliver my story 24 hours from the time this is posted, I'm officially 100% a faggot.

>> No.15455907 [DELETED] 

So I can post futa monstergirls if they're cute?

>> No.15455917 [DELETED] 

Your choice whether you want to post it or not, no need to get so uptight about the pictures.

>> No.15455918

Goddamn, I had no idea this artist also drew that ripped oni girl. They've made some great designs, especially that harpy and phoenix next to each other.

>> No.15455924 [DELETED] 

Because not posting yuri is out of your mind, right?

>> No.15455926 [DELETED] 


>> No.15455934 [DELETED] 

Come on nigga, the fact you're getting so defensive means your intentions were clear when posting these.

>> No.15455936

Cute, although she's an alien and not a monster girl even if this was the place for yuri.

>> No.15455938 [DELETED] 

There are tons of cute monstergirl pics out there with no yuri. Post those.

>> No.15455939 [DELETED] 

What are even assuming about?

>> No.15455940

Tick tock motherfucker.

>> No.15455943 [DELETED] 

They seem pretty chill to me. Not overly defensive much.

>> No.15455946

You can still write even if you Alp, so there is no need to worry.

>> No.15455948 [DELETED] 

I'm not Bob. I'm just saying if you get past the dude's weirdness he's not half bad for a perpetual virgin who self depreciates more than any writefag.

>> No.15455950

Hah faggot. Seriously though quality takes time.

>> No.15455953

You get the fuck out.

>> No.15455960 [DELETED] 

>I'm not Bob

That's exactly what Bob would've said

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Quick, what is the best way to court a Mantis?

>> No.15455964 [DELETED] 

Ah, I see your point. The wording of >>15455924 was very odd, but nevermind.

I don't care much about the alien (cute design though), but if they hadn't posted that, I probably wouldn't have found out that artist did these two onis.

Goddamn, look at that fitness.

>> No.15455965 [DELETED] 

Except I actually have quite a lot of distaste for his writings. His smut 90% of the time has more than one dick and that's not okay.

>> No.15455966

Present her with an offering showing your skills as a hunter.

>> No.15455967 [DELETED] 

Hello thought police, people are allowed to like something if they don't bring it into the threads.

>> No.15455979 [DELETED] 

Ok Bob

>> No.15455981 [DELETED] 

No. Not even getting into this bullshit.
Just get out with your idiocy.

>> No.15455986 [DELETED] 

Whatever, faggot.

>> No.15455987

I've been sitting on this since the 12th of June and I've only got 4300 words out of it. I've had enough time. Right now I need a kick in the ass to actually get writing at a decent rate. Setting a public deadline will work for that.

>> No.15455989 [DELETED] 

Not going anywhere, been here in these threads for years without posting yuri and even told him it's not the place for it.

You're just looking for reasons to be angry, go spank an alp or something to release that rage.

>> No.15456002 [DELETED] 

That's mean, Bob.

>> No.15456003

I've got 8 months sitting on shitty story ideas. I have 0 words.

>> No.15456007 [DELETED] 

I'm not talking about the yuri.

>> No.15456017
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>Be hanging out with yeti gf
>You're at her place watching a movie
>She starts giving you bedroom eyes
>She pauses the movie and asks
>"Do you want to... You know..."
>You start forming the word "Yes" with your mouth
>Before you can fully say it, she grabs your hand with her big soft paw and drags you to her room
>You both strip out of your clothes
>You both cuddle all night long
Why are Yetis so pure?

>> No.15456019 [DELETED] 

Then what the fuck are you even babbling on about then?

>> No.15456027
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This whole conversation has gone completely off the rails. Like two guys trying to have a swordfight with their dicks on opposite sides of a canyon, facing away from each other.

Yetis are born of the snow that surrounds them, and inherit its traits, like purity and softness.
Occasionally, when you get weird snow, or magical snow, you get weird and magical yetis.

>> No.15456041

Whatever. If it slipped your mind in such short order, then I suppose you'll shut up about it easy enough, and we can just leave it at that.

>> No.15456043

I want a self hating monoeye to bully me because I love her

>> No.15456060 [DELETED] 

Heh, yuricuks.

>> No.15456071

Nah man, that's a snowglobe.
Bitches love snowglobes.

>> No.15456079

I want a pudgy elf to bully me because I took her out on a date.
I want to laugh and just ruffle her hair in response.

>> No.15456080
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>> No.15456083

Interesting. so is the snowglobe yeti hollow inside?
Is her fur and hair a transparent window to another realm of perpetual night and snow?

>> No.15456101
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Anything is a land of perpetual night and snow if you lick the right things.

>> No.15456105

Eros Snackbar.

>> No.15456111

The same effect doesn't look as good on the mindflayer. She's a more complex shape, and the snow is less isolated, so it isn't contained in her properly. Nice variant though.

>> No.15456116

>How pathetic you like monoeyes

>> No.15456119

Gonna smite her right in her dumb pussy

>> No.15456124

Cute ryu receptionist
cute ryu nurse who can't fully button up her top

>> No.15456131
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"You're such a loser. Only being nice to me because you have a deviancy to like girls with defects."
"I hate you."
"Hate hate hate hate hate."
"I won't let you in, no matter how much you want to bed me. Stupid pervert."
>Oh yeah? Well I have something to tell you
"What, that you have some kind of human pussy on the side? It's okay, I won't blame you. Two eyes are better than one."
>Lean in close to her
"Well you're out of luck, because I only have eyes for you, baby"
>She buries face into your chest and HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHs with enough power you'd think she'd levitate like that angry bird

>> No.15456134

I want a Yeti with light blue fur!

>> No.15456136

Cute ryu bodyguard
Cute ryu soldier
Cute ryu wanderer
Cute ryu spaceman
Cute ryu firefighter
Cute ryu journalist
Cute ryu wife
Cute ryu

>> No.15456142

5 dollars.

>> No.15456144

Is that in Canadian dollars?

>> No.15456152
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I'll give you two dollars, plus this fox's bellybutton fluff.

>> No.15456153

5 dollar dollars.

>> No.15456154

Wurm and Ryu sisters! Package deal!

>> No.15456155

Eye love her

>> No.15456156

That lolifox looks pudgy.

>> No.15456159

Deal, gonna touch that floof

>> No.15456160

That's a straight up toddler body.

>> No.15456161

Gonna make her a mom

>> No.15456162

Yeah, that fox may need to be aged a bit before I'd take it.

>> No.15456164

Nephew is 1, can confirm.

>> No.15456165

Exercise isn't a priority when you have as much divinity as her.

>> No.15456172

So your telling me that I'd find a flabby fox if I went to the fox shrine?
I'd need to try that.

>> No.15456171
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>Telling a Monoeye "eye love you"
Who started this meme anyway

>> No.15456180

>Sometimes at night she tries to prep herself to be mean to you tomorrow.
>Practices with a picture of you she took taped to her mirror.
>Every time she starts off with insults that gradually turn into her listing off everything about you that she finds attractive which is literally everything about you.
>She ends up a blushing mess, gives up and goes to bed.
>Where she masturbates to the thought of you for three straight hours, passing out after the fifteenth orgasm.

>> No.15456184

Could a monoeye take a potion to give her two eyes

>> No.15456190

All the high level foxes are lazy. Why walk when you can float, teleport, or transform into an object to be carried somewhere?
Luckily, the foxes who maintain the shrines are all quite active and lithe.

>> No.15456196
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Beware of mayadere Dragons who challenge you to a card game.

>> No.15456207

I'm pretty good at card games though.

>> No.15456209

>the last one
my favorite

>> No.15456217

I dunno.
I may enjoy a lazy fox like that, even if she is smug.

>> No.15456248
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>> No.15456265

It's all so unfair.

>> No.15456275

What's up, chicken wing?

>> No.15456283

I know, I still don't have an anubis to pamper, princess carry, and massage.
Awful, isn't it?

>> No.15456288

That's life.

>> No.15456292

Even if she hides your computer, and transforms to disguise herself as it, subtly pranking you for hours by messing with the interface, until she eventually tries to pull off a jumpscare by suddenly flashing her ass at you in the screen?

>> No.15456300

One day we will be able to touch our waifus and they will be able to touch us.

>> No.15456307

>Three-way puffy vulva sanwich

I didn't think such a thing was possible. Praise the flexible, athletic foxes

>> No.15456311

Sure, that would be nice.
Especially if I starting muttering dirty things about her rear so she feels embarrassed.

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>> No.15456322

Miiafag, are you going to visit Crab in LA?

>> No.15456324

Fucker, that's exactly what I had in mind.

>> No.15456327

Trust me, I know. I've almost given up on monstergirls and this thread entirely because my waifu will never be real and I can't get rid of this perpetual writer's block.

>> No.15456328
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>no plump, milky Kikimora wet nurse
>no plump, milky Kikimora wet nurse that dedicates herself as your personal maid and eventual wife as you grow older

>> No.15456333

Well then it seems we share simular wavelengths
Get off my wavelength. You're slowing down the wifi

>> No.15456335

I expected Life of Brian.

>> No.15456341

Never, I need more cowgirl tits, I nee them all.

>> No.15456353

God dam it, Anonymous! You're bottlenecking the wavelength! Now thought processes are going slower
I think. It's still buffering

>> No.15456356

I just want a plump kikimorra to come home to and pinch the padded rear of.

>> No.15456365

What if I marry another girl?

>> No.15456370

I want a Kiki Older Sister and not fuck her ever

>> No.15456373

Just join the thought process of cowtitties and all will be well.

>> No.15456382

But sometimes, once in a blue moon, you just want to think of
Wait, hold on. Blasted thing froze
Sometimes you just want to think about midriffs. And delicious ZR. And thighs. And cowti-god damn it

>> No.15456387

One of us, one of us, one of us.
Embrace the soft and the warmth and let it embrace you in kind.

>> No.15456388
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You'd have no reason to find another girl when she's around.

>> No.15456396

yeah you won't fuck her she will rape you

>> No.15456398

But she'll be like family to me. It'll be weird to date her.

>> No.15456402

I need help, I keep having a shitty dream involving a failed story idea. As if somebody or something is telling me to JUST DO IT subliminally.

>> No.15456414

Titty monster kiki is for tender loving, milking, and seeing if she can get a bigger bust

>> No.15456417

It's the monster waifus in another universe trying to breach through, and get you to write the story about them so they can lock onto this world.

>> No.15456427

I want to marry the family Kiki that's been in the family for five generations. It was my mother, and my grandmother, and my grand-grandmother...

>> No.15456432

Not this again, get out.

>> No.15456433

That's pretty fucked up, even for a monster.

>> No.15456449

Druella wants ________

>> No.15456451

So I guess you could say it's...Double Dollars.

>> No.15456453

To watch the world fuck

>> No.15456455

Don't let a Shog cook for you instead hire a Kiki to do the cooking

>> No.15456457

it she needs it to make her feel heated.

>> No.15456465

I'll stab you with a fork.

>> No.15456470

I'd cook for myself given the option.
I ain't letting any monster touch my food.

>> No.15456476

I'm gonna fall asleep on my waifu's thick thighs.

>> No.15456494

Can a Shog make contacts so I can see, or will I see too far into another dimension when wearing them?

>> No.15456497

You'll be gazing deep into the abyss, no doubt about that.

>> No.15456511

>You can see great, your nearsightedness is totally gone
>The best part is that you never even need to take them out
>Sure, your eyes look kind of purple when people look at you, but the colors you see aren't distorted at all
>What you don't know if that she can see through them as well, and she spends most of her day staring into your eyes

>> No.15456521

How would your Monster Waifu be possessive? How would she make sure people knew you belonged to HER?

>> No.15456522

She looks a little stressed.

Perhaps she would care for a massage to relieve that tension?

>> No.15456527

I always go to sleep trying to imagine that my pillow is my waifu's lap. But then I miss things like her smell, her heat, her sweet hand caressing my hair, her sleepy eyes happy to see me fall into a deep slumber because she makes me feel protected and comfortable.

>> No.15456528
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>a maid makes mistakes


>> No.15456529

She and my daughteru would lick their scent all over me and be extra clingy and growly in public.

>> No.15456530
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>Wants to stab me with a fork
>Not imagining Trigun with MG cast instead

>> No.15456536

This is why Shoggies need to be bullied

>> No.15456537

>last thing written was in early july 2015

>> No.15456541

Well that seems nice just put color contacts over the shog ones

>> No.15456546
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Two forks.

>> No.15456549

You think that's cool, just wait until you try closing your eyes

>> No.15456550
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You wouldn't make your maid do lewd things would you?

>> No.15456555

She would give me some jewelry from her hoard with her name engraved on it, like a ring or a necklace. She would also wrap her tail around my waist and hold my hands when we go out.

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>> No.15456564

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you shouldn't make your maid be lewd.

You gotta let her be lewd on her own.

See above.

>> No.15456579
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Wait a second, this is too soon.

Should we burn it?

>> No.15456587

One word: Milking

>> No.15456588

Dragon-san please calm down!

>> No.15456591

Set the maid on fire? Fire maid?

>> No.15456595

Think of the lolis!
I'm going first shift so I can't stay up till 3:00am anymore.

>> No.15456596

Request a doujin be draw of me and her so everybody knows I'm taken.

>> No.15456606

Those are called ignis's.
All the joy of a burning maid without the screaming and death.

>> No.15456617
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It's okay, the lolis can burn the thread too.

Goodnight and may you dream with monsters.

>> No.15456644

So do you think the Seven Seas version of MGE will be good? Or will it be "Rawr means yes in Lizard"?

>> No.15456655

What is it like to comfort a childhood friend who is in the process of becoming a monster?

>> No.15456657

I want to go out for coffee with a spider

>> No.15456665

Tell her it's going to be awesome.

>> No.15456680

Just assure her you will keep being friends

>> No.15456696

But she'll get drunk and molest you!

>> No.15456700
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If she's only watching me fap, she's not doing her goddamned job.

>> No.15456701
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She'd demand that I give her piggyback rides so she can ojou laugh when other monster see my boob hat.

>> No.15456708

Sucker hickies.

>> No.15456710

Can't rape me if she sees 8 of me in her drunken haze

>> No.15456715
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Looks like we got a weather forecast coming in from the Water Wurm.

>> No.15456716

A single, good bite mark on the neck.

>> No.15456718

I bet it's rain
I mean, I don't know about you guys
But call it a hunch

>> No.15456721
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Ain't nothing a garb of fire can't fix.

>> No.15456724

>Hot + Humid
>Man clutched in her claws
Is the forecast rape? I have a feeling it's rape. The scary thing is, that's a forecast a lot of girls would get behind.

>> No.15456728

Okay, maybe that's what I want.

>> No.15456736

As much as that'd be cool if they could come, I doubt being a shit writer on /mgg/ would be incentive enough since the one in question for the story is a monoeye.

>> No.15456756
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[Tiny gaooo~ of comfort]

>> No.15456764

> weatheryu forecasts rape
> all the monster girls put on their rape hats and their yellow rubber rape boots

>> No.15456765

>"now your hiding in my dirty clothes..."

>> No.15456766

Draw a brown oppai loli Manticore nigga.

>> No.15456790

she looks hot

>> No.15456794

just had a thought, if a way to mge was opened. wouldn't the girls turn back into monster the moment they got to our earth?

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>> No.15456801

If a pathway into our world opened that allowed monster to come through, it would presumably also allowed demonic energy to enter, thus retaining their form and beginning the unstoppable conversion.

>> No.15456803

No, that's dumb.

>> No.15456809


>> No.15456810

You know what would be cool? A monstergirl being sent to our world as an advance scout expecting a medieval world like hers only to find our modern one.
Then she gets found by an anon and introduced to our world.

>> No.15456824

That was fairly amusing. Would read more, if only there was more..

>> No.15456826

But wouldn't the governments find out pretty quickly?

>> No.15456834

what the hell is that?!?

>> No.15456837

What happens when you have nightmares while sleeping on a shog bed

>> No.15456838

shhhh anon, think of the cute domestic shit.
No government conspiracies allowed in comfy domestic town.

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>> No.15456844

It would be like E.T with everyone trying to capture her.

>> No.15456845
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Looks cute.

>> No.15456849

Tail attaches to the body way too low. looks like a demonic dick.

>> No.15456850

you are getting visions of the old ones flashing your their titties

>> No.15456854

Silly drunk snek

>> No.15456855

Why have shitty government conspiracies when you can have introducing medieval monstergirls to technological conveniences and video games?

>> No.15456856
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A tail is an extension of the spine, anon. It's not some growth jutting out of the small of your back.

>> No.15456860

You don't wake up because you were never asleep.

>> No.15456871

I know anatomy, anon. Quite a bit. Look at the curves for her hips and butt cheeks. The tail looks like it's coming out of the middle of her crack rather than starting up at the hips where it should be.

>> No.15456874

You aren't going be able to pull out of an Alraune without their permission.

>> No.15456878
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>> No.15456886

How much san does that remove

>> No.15456897

This little woofer doesn't seem to bad, maybe I can bribe her with sweets to get into the afterlife

>> No.15456898

Gonna show her how strong my 'spirit' is.

>> No.15456903

I want to toddlercon a MGE Dwarf!

>> No.15456921

How spooky can a vampire be

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>> No.15456928

Hey, fuck you buddy.

>> No.15456933
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So, let's say that ever since the beginning monster girls can read everything that we post and they can differentiate posters from each others.
Taking that and the posts you made into account, if a portal oppened, which MGs would avoid you and which ones would try to husbando you?

>> No.15456937

Who're you calling a nerd! I'll have you know I am a dork, thank you very much

>> No.15456938

Shit, I hope my waifu doesn't mind unashamed samefagging.

>> No.15456947

>I've displayed openness to the idea of being married to a good number of monstergirls.
>I've fallen into the waifu hole for Deruella super hard.
I don't know if I should be happy or if I should cry in fear.

Also I'd have the Sabbath picketing my house every day for my heresies against them.
I honestly don't care what the Siths think.

>> No.15456950

I doubt I'd have many trying to avoid me (unless they're bothered by my over-enthusiasm).

Though I'd probably end up being swarmed by over-enthusiastic once of various species thinking they're the best at emotional healing. I hope that Kate from the maid service is among them...

>> No.15456951

What about an Illiterate Accidental Lich

>> No.15456953

>monster girls can read everything that we post and they can differentiate posters from each others.
Oh god. The things. The things I've posted
I'm so fucked up!

>> No.15456957

>can differentiate posters from each others.
but my samefagging

>> No.15456961

I want to cuddle that little manticub.

>> No.15456964

I feel you man, the breadth of my samefagging would probably get me chased out of the threads at least twice.

>> No.15456967

Any Translators here who can't be bothered to typeset? I don't have much else to give, so I'd like to offer what I have to this community of ours.

>> No.15456971
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That's a mofucore

>> No.15456972

Yeah dude who isn't me

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>> No.15456977

Don't make it seem like we're replying to ourself anon, it ruins our credibility!

>> No.15456978

Is she still that fluffy as an adult

>> No.15456983

>Not using the transformation tool to keep your lines crisp and non pixelated
>used a screenshot and didn't bother to put your mouse away

At least the hands are well enough drawn.

>> No.15456986

Shitty dirty ones like Devil Bugs and Beelzebubs would come after me just because I like maids so much.

>> No.15456989

Mofucores are poor competition to Wocks.

>> No.15456994

You didn't take one did you? They're an invasive species.

>> No.15456996
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That is an adult

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Pic related.

>> No.15457000

The few times I've posted were about undeads. Ghouls more precisely. And spiders.
I'm getting dragged to necropolis by an undead spider that's somehow a ghoul. Probably tied up.

>> No.15457004

A beelzebub maid?

>> No.15457006

I'm still gonna cuddle it!

>> No.15457008

I'm fond of Ushi as well so I'm going to dump like a faggot:

RSanon has 3 ushi stories as well.

>> No.15457014

Fuck that NTR mob boss Dragon story.

>> No.15457018

Hopefully the ones I like will come after me while I ones I hate leave me alone.

>> No.15457033
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wanted to

but I have just enough money to pay for the gas to get there, let alone getting back, and food, and a place to stay, and tickets to get in, and tickets to see crab

Haven't even been able to print this out yet

Really fucking bummed out, something came up like right after him coming was announced and it drained all my savings

>> No.15457037
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That's what they're their for.

>> No.15457044

Why are you spamming these again if you are who I believe you to be?

>> No.15457046

>No chubby Manticore with a fluffy mane to pat the bed and invite you for cuddles
Shit this sucks.
I don't even care that it's a trap and I'll be surrounded by cute smug nerds.

>> No.15457047
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One does not simply cuddle a mofucore

>> No.15457057
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Some are not so easily swayed

>> No.15457061

I want a Christmas Cake Manticore with a big poofy mane!

>> No.15457072
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All Anubii cave if given enough princessly pampering

>> No.15457077
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They're all spoiled, bossy desert dogs!

I don't care if saying that means a lifetime of pyramid labor! It's the truth!

>> No.15457084

"Well at least our eyes aren't asymmetrical! Stupid boss lady"

>> No.15457086
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I wonder who this drawfag was, and what they're doing now.

>> No.15457098

this calls for a upraising. I am no ones master but my own!

I wonder... do we go the violent route and mob her and her mummies in battle till she surrenders or do we send a brave man to stroke her tail at the right time?

or maybe complain to her pharaoh and something

>> No.15457101

Or we could break into her tent at night, tie her down, gag her and molest her paws

>> No.15457102
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She's the goddess of the afterlife and one of the greatest engineering minds to ever live, yet she's stuck playing second fiddle to a tanned succuslut with an ego. She deserves nice things.
Have you ever tried coordinating 10,000 slaves to built a pyramid with stone age technology? It is a very stressful job, not helped by the workers trying to constantly rebel. You'd probably get a little cranky, too!

>> No.15457103

Anubii are extremely weak to surprise attacks. All you need is one slave Solid Snake/Sam Fisher/what have you equivalent and you're set. You wouldn't even need to harm her, just bully her into submission before she can fire off a Mummy's Curse.

>> No.15457106

she needs a growth potion

>> No.15457117

You know what Anubi would probably really like?
Hard passionate dickings to relieve their stress.
Also Gunpla and model kits in general.

>> No.15457125

>I am no ones master but my own!

>> No.15457127

>You will never be a scribe, working as an assistant to an Anubis, because you have the amazing gift of being able to read and write.
>Your relationship will never deepen, leading to a forbidden romance of pawrubs, tail-brushing and slow, passionate anal sex.


>> No.15457137
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>Marry an Anubis
>During the day, you're pretty much her stress ball
>She'll storm to wherever you are in a huff, drag you off, and pound out a quickie to clear her head
>Once the day is done, she cuddles up to you, apologizes, and you have long, passionate cuddlesex
>On her rare days off, you build models together (How she can work the tiny pieces of a PG with those huge paws still baffles you)
I would be a loving and understanding husband to her
We need art of an anubis cuddling with her anon

>> No.15457150

I want to led an undead listen to my heart beat

>> No.15457158

Would she cry when she realizes you'll never get to listen to hers?

>> No.15457162

Please don't encourage that once vampire poster to post that pasta

>> No.15457165

I'm no good at making models, but would she want me to be her photographer? I like to think I'm pretty good at thinking up cool poses.

>> No.15457168

Alright anon, your daughteru has just learned that she loves whatever noise her species makes, so now she makes said noise pretty much constantly. You can't get her to stop no matter what you tell her either.

What do?

>> No.15457182

Cry because I know the wife is going to beat some silence into her and I can't do anything about it

>> No.15457191

It's the harness muzzle for her, the one with the big, squishy ball gag on the inside of the muzzle bit. That'll keep her quiet, and give her mouth something to do!

>> No.15457192

>Endlessly purring werekitten

>> No.15457193

What vampire shitpost are you talking about?

>> No.15457194
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Monsters that convert little girls into monsters deserve to be exterminated.

>> No.15457195

What if the little girls were already born as monsters? It's a-ok to dick them then!

>> No.15457196

Monsters that convert little girls into monsters deserve to be revered.

>> No.15457199


Be careful about which school you send you kids to, those religious ones can be weird.

>> No.15457200

The one on the right looks a looot younger than 10.

KC you filthy toddlercon.

>> No.15457203

They're all 18 in the eyes of the demon lord.

>> No.15457206

Whats everyone favorite monster girl setting?

>> No.15457208

Public birthing events are ok in the eyes of the demon lord anon, that's not really a great standard you've got there.

>> No.15457209

My bed

>> No.15457210

That guy's bed

>> No.15457211
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>hissing when i won't pick her up

oh man i would have to pick her up all the time that's too fucking cute

>> No.15457212

My headcanon of course! Basically a more realistic version of MGE with no MarySue McMamonobama or 'RAEP EVERYWHERE'

>> No.15457214

This might make me a filthy casual, but I like modernized MGE. Not necessarily monster girl city, but just KC's monsters in a modern setting.

>> No.15457215

lookit her teeny little arms! they're so teeny!

>> No.15457217

How freedom-encouraging of her. And people whine she's got monsters on a leash.

>> No.15457223

As someone who enjoys Urban Fantasy, I agree with you.
Mainly because I like the idea of magical creatures being introduced to our technological world and cuddling with my waifu while playing video games.

>> No.15457226

MGE twisted by my brain

>> No.15457227


>> No.15457228

Oh yes, also the modernization bit. I'm very comfy in this time period.

>> No.15457229


Basically this + More Mg 'subraces'

>> No.15457231

The one where me and my waifu get married and have a kid and all live happily ever after.

>> No.15457234

>KC you filthy toddlercon
No, he's gon beyond that. Remember the humpty egg, anon. Remember.

Is fetuscon a thing? Because he's gone there.

>> No.15457235
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>Little dragon welp gets to big for her boots
>Roars all the time
>Too young, it comes out all high-pitched and whiny
>At the end of my rope trying to tell her to stop
>Wife decides to help
>Stands up, faces, daughteru, and clears her throat
>Lets out a massive roar
>Rafters are shaking, lights are flickering, dust falls from the ceiling
>Daughter is sent tumbling back into a wall by the wind pressure
>My hair is permanently blown back as I stugger to stay up
>Roar finally stops, house is silent apart from ringing in my ears
>Daughteru starts giggling and clapping
>That night, Dragon waifu gets mating press'd for that primal display of power

>> No.15457247

How cute are cutebolds

>> No.15457249
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Monster Girl Small forest town

>Everybody knows everybody
>Can let daughter play with the other girls
>Can go on nice romantic walks with wife in the forest

I was raised in a small town
And every year i fantasize about going to the town events with Miia
A week before Christmas we all gather in the center of the town for the tree lighting, some of the people come in and sell hot coco and cookies to people for dirt cheap, about 200 people at least stop by for 10 minutes (in a town of 2000 including the 2 neighboring even smaller towns).
I can see Miia wrapped up in warm clothing we have electrically heated, having fun talking to the people and catching up with neighbors while we let our daughter run (slither) around with the other kids. We would bring some cash to be able to make sure we could buy enough hot coco to keep Miia and Cherry warm. It would be great, and super comfy
Miia and i could find a bench somewhere and just cuddle and watch the kids all play until tree was lit

>> No.15457254

Oh right. Anything is fair game to him, isn't it.

>> No.15457256

Those were some shitty feels.
Still hoping for a redeeming ending.
He's gone over to the dark side though.

>> No.15457259

The absolute cutest!

>> No.15457262

I want a lich to measure time using my heart beat

>> No.15457267

You wouldn't mating press an elf

>> No.15457268

Canon MGE with all the rape and madness going on
Magic and mamono mana will easily replace all the technology I'm used to

>> No.15457271

No, there are certain things we're safe from. female to male NTR and snuff spring to mind; I doubt we'll ever need to worry about things like that as the universe is basically set up to prevent them.

>> No.15457274

Of course there's that, I was just talking about age.

>> No.15457278

Nope. Everything from before the cradle to beyond the grave is on the table. Quite literally if that's where you want it.

We need a time monstergirl. What would it be like to fuck time?

>> No.15457283

>Was once going to commission a pic of an Anubis building Gunpla
>It wound up becoming /that/ pic
>tfw never saved the WIP before it transitioned to that
I've few regrets in life. But that is definitely one of them...

>> No.15457285

The one where I suffer the most. Mainly because anything less than that and I'll start noticing the illusion isn't real.

>> No.15457286

Is that you KDF?

>> No.15457290

Personally, I regard "Toddler" as like, between the ages of 3 and 8. Then anything above that upwards to late teen development is "Loli".

Of course the girl on the right looks like she's 6, so your point still remains even by my definition.

>> No.15457291


God damn, Toxic.

>> No.15457293

No, I'm one post below that.

>> No.15457295
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Shows how little you know about me, anon.

>> No.15457296

Whats KDF?

>> No.15457303

Is there a monster girl setting without the rape?
I have read musume, hitomo doesn't interest me.

>> No.15457305

Lanternon's masterpiece.

>> No.15457308

That would be me.

>> No.15457310

Normally toddler succubutts receive spirit energy via breastfeeding until they have grown into proper lolis, but this semen demon is a monsterized orphan girl, so she doesn't have that option.

And I just completely made all of that up.

>> No.15457312

>It wound up becoming /that/ pic
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what pic?

>> No.15457313

No breathing fire at the dinner table!

>> No.15457314

My headcanon desu

>> No.15457315

Well there's always Centaur's Worries, Smug Fox and others. Kind of depends on how you're defining "monster girl setting." Most things with monster girls in them that aren't porn don't have much if any rape, really.

>> No.15457320
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Whew, wips and redos for days.

I hope you're all having a nice night /mgt/ o/

>> No.15457325

Lookin' good snibby, that's a biiiig hellwan!

>> No.15457328

I want those delinquents to drag me to a secluded part of the school and run a snu-snu train on me until I pass out.
I want to wake up clothed and cleaned with a note in my backpack that has their numbers written on it with the words "Call us if you want to have fun with us again~" written next to them.

>> No.15457330

Just think of the pic of an Anubis that's caused the most controversy to the thread, and leave it at that.

>> No.15457333


I am doing well. Thanks, Snib. Good to see you're still going at it.

>> No.15457335

I don't know what it is, but I won't press any further.

>> No.15457336

>run a snu-snu train on me
It's a tunnel, Anon! A snu-snu tunnel!

>> No.15457337

You beat isn't accurate enough for her

>> No.15457340

I have no clue, but I am now genuinely curious. Imgur it.

>> No.15457352

That's...for once I was being intentionally vague and obscuring my meaning to avoid issues. Perhaps I underestimate the transient nature of these threads too much.

Well, hopefully no problems will arise from linking it, just to clear up anons confusion...

>> No.15457357

Ah. That one.
...How the fuck did that come from an Anubis making Gunpla?

You shouldn't have done this.

>> No.15457363

Well, it was an Anubis AND Dragon making Gunpla...but when .less couldn't conceive of a framing that he was satisfied with, I told him to just make a simple yuri pic instead.

I really regret not saving a couple of the nicer WIPs before that turn. One especially I thought was very nice, even just as a concept sketch. I'd ask him if he hung on to any WIPs, but...pretty sure he, most artists really, just delete them whenever they move on to a newer, more complete idea.

>> No.15457369

so is there a monster girl setting with all of MGE monster just less rapey?

>> No.15457370

While I don't get how the hell Anubis building gunpla turned into that, THAT'S the image you've been so scared about?

While I won't post yuri in threads, I actually don't mind yuri monster art and won't throw a shit fit about it.

>> No.15457372

Your headcanon.

>> No.15457377

You might not, but history has shown that plenty of others will.

>> No.15457381

But I don't like creating things myself.

>> No.15457383

Not entirely sure, but quite a few stories have not so rapey monsters, In terms of MGE there is the roulette where nobody in london gives a fuck about anything and the monsters dont really rape

>> No.15457386

Hence the first half of that spoiler.

>> No.15457394

>there is the roulette where nobody in london gives a fuck about anything
What to you mean?

>> No.15457406

What if a Kiki and Shog were switched at birth

>> No.15457408

Since he's started the roulette, Beast has written the following:
>Numerous inhuman monstergirls just waltzing into public
>A fox putting a man into a illusion forest
>omukade rape
>Lava golem rape
>A woman pretty much getting tortured on live tv
>A man preforming water magic on live tv.
>shoggoth molestation
>Ryu's causing flash-thunder storms

Everyone either treats this with mild interest or brushes off the fact that women are waling around that are not like us.

>> No.15457413

Did that colorfag ever color that sundress Miia picture?

>> No.15457416
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>Lava golem rape
When did this happen?! I demand links!

>> No.15457417

Look everyone I just want a medieval setting with monster girls that aren't rapey, eat people stuff since KC and torotoro shit'd them up with there magical realms

>> No.15457422

Tsun lich needs to experiment on love

>> No.15457426

Leaving her lab for the first time in years and stepping out into bright daylight, on the quest to find out if love is real!

>> No.15457429
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>> No.15457437

Dont get your hopes up, beast doesn't write smut, I was just pointing out that it happened

>> No.15457439
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btw loen, thanks for the update!

Wockfag gave me the album link

>> No.15457446

Too goddamn adorable.

Love it, love ya Loen.

>> No.15457450

>Safety nubs left on fins
Shit gunpla/10

>> No.15457465

The size difference between the three girls is incredible.

I think Gazer is about the size of a Wock-Thigh.

>> No.15457472
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Brown Elf.

>> No.15457478

That boy is being BLACKED.

>> No.15457479

That's a lot of Wock!

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You are welcome, Im hoping to finish this tomorrow. In my opinion it lacks some life in the expressions so im making an extra version with silly faces, as a gift for taking so long. Pic related, will delete in few mins.

The request said to give proper care to the girls height, so I used some 3D models to have it quite spot on. The exact heights used are:

>> No.15457493
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Best kind of elf

>> No.15457500

>so I used some 3D models to have it quite spot on
Holy shit Loen that's amazing dedication. Can you post them? Even if they're rough I'm interested in seeing them.

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>> No.15457505
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>Set out to write a mid-length fapfic
>12.3k words
Somewhere a leanan sidhe is gorging herself, but here and now I dread. Editing this is going to be a bitch.

>> No.15457510

Some one has to draw a Leanan sidhe licking a book.

>> No.15457514

Human models anon, I would love to learn how to MG in 3D. Someday will have time to learn ZBrush. There's a pic in the album.

>> No.15457517
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Elves are TRASH.

>> No.15457519

Sasha story was ultra hot

>> No.15457520

I want to not rape an elf and just be friends with her

>> No.15457526

When an elf is involved, there is always gonna be rape. If its not her, its gonna be you.

>> No.15457527

Or, more likely, if it's not her by you it'll probably still be her by someone else. The void will be filled, the question is by whom.

>> No.15457535

Thats also true, if you don't wanna be her husband then someone else can do it.

>> No.15457542

Can't I just protect her from rape?

>> No.15457547

You can try, but to protect elves from rape is like to protect kejourous from shampoo, or to protect dragons from their hoard.

>> No.15457549

I will protect my elf friend from rape because friends don't let friends get raped

>> No.15457553

Somehow you get put into mgq, However somehow you have a laptop with internet.
What do you do?

>> No.15457558
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>Im hoping to finish this tomorrow.
Holy shit Loen you work fast
are you on break then?

My Miia commission soon

>> No.15457559

complain about all the vore in /mgt/

>> No.15457563

Go to the wiki, find out how to fuck the girls I want, avoid the ones I don't, and fight if I need to.

>> No.15457566

Google how to /fit/ asap.

>> No.15457570

I like Yandere City Elves

>> No.15457578

I like Yandere Wood Elves

>> No.15457580

These are both very nice versions of elves 10/10

>> No.15457584

I like older sister type Elves.

>> No.15457586

I like you

>> No.15457593

Run to the nearest beach

Sea monsters are the best and they won't kill me

>> No.15457594

Lanternon's first story setting.

>> No.15457609

Ok I know wood elves live in the forest and are druid like,but what are City Elves like?

>> No.15457613
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Ima go to a volcano, dont follow me

>> No.15457616

Introduce the lilim and Wights to the art of shitposting.

>> No.15457620

Well they do like virgins.

>> No.15457625

Go around showing monsters funny videos until someone burns me at the stake.

>> No.15457627

>that moment when you kill a vulcan and they turn to ash.

>> No.15457637

This will not be gentle

>> No.15457652
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Monsters bullying heroes is the hottest thing ever!

>> No.15457745
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> which MGs would avoid you and which ones would try to husbando you?

That depends. I think some of them would consider
> "X is shit. SHIIIIITTTTTT"
as a statement worthy of correctional rape rather than aversion. It's the ones you never mention that have no reason, good or ill, to hunt you down.

But I've been pretty SAVAGE to dragons and pretty doki-doki to doppels in my time, so... eh.

>> No.15458047

>Doppelganger knows Anon loves her kind
>She only knows how to seduce men by taking the form of another woman
>She shyly approaches him in her true form
>Asks him out with teary eyes because of her complete lack of self worth

You would, of course, marry her on the spot right?

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> don't like loli
> do like shy insecure grills
There would be conflict in my soul

>> No.15458059
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So, you're saying I'll get a nice minichuff then? Can't think of any that I've said that I hate. Besides the fat ones.

>> No.15458066

I would probably be tracked down by Khepris and never have the free time to post in these threads again seeing how it's rare for anyone else to care about them.

Elves on the other hand would think I'm the second coming of Hitler.

>> No.15458080

> pretty doki-doki to doppels
> doppels
Not even cosplay tier, you disgusting normie

>> No.15458138
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Spill your seed for Darkseid.

>> No.15458184 [SPOILER] 
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1.This isn't /co/.
2.Darkseid is an alien, not a monstergirl.
3.And most unforgivable of all That's not even the good version of femseid.

>> No.15458188

That's just gross.

>> No.15458203

>Playing falout 4 and imagining a poor golem grill in the synth's shoes with a bunch of paladins surrounding her

>> No.15458215

I just stopped playing it as well to check on the thread. Giving the game a second chance even though they fucked up so much of what I liked about 3 and Vegas
>Settlers all a bunch of crybabies
>Give them giant forts based on medieval Irish tower castles with surrounding curtain walls of concrete and auto powered turrets out the wazzoo. Custom laser deathbots man the guardposts at the gates.
>Still enough space for a nice bar, a lounge and a doc, with power and lights
>Equip them all with decent armor, and the provisioners with top modified armor and heavy weapons
>They still never cross 85 or so
>Eh, fuck them.

>> No.15458245

I'm just sitting here wondering how to get a monserfu IRL, wonder what setting one would pick though. MGQ , MGE, Monster musume... what would you anons pick?

>> No.15458249

I only just got it so I don't have the mats. Still waiting for my settlemen to get fucked up so I have an excuse to scrap everything and build something small and personal somewhere nice

>> No.15458256

You know that exact same question was asked just last thread. Want me to summarize the responses?

Nobody would pick the delphinian horror and abomination vore fest that is MGQ
MGE is good for the girls and for the protags even if it sucks for the average commoner. Common choice.
EMG is cockblock and red tape central even though you have a few good girls

Most common answer was the person's own headcannon setting, usually set in a more modern era.

>> No.15458261

Is this some kind of new meme? Are we being raided? It's like 20th "which setting" question in last few days
Fuck off already

>> No.15458266

Just build lots of the biggest water purifiers, the ones you have to place in water. Then use all the free water from that to buy Shipments of stuff from traders, Steel, Wood and Concrete.

Also, completely strip out any new location you get. Those trees and broken refrigerators are taking up valuable build space.

>> No.15458271

Kill yourself

>> No.15458275

I don't think we've had this all week but we have had it several times in this thread alone.

>> No.15458285

My headcanon.

>> No.15458294

What music does your waifu like?

>> No.15458296

The metal. because like her you cannot kill it.

>> No.15458299

This >>15458285 guy's headcanon.

>> No.15458302

She likes to hear epic songs about dragons and sometimes she hears things like jazz and blues wile cuddling with me.

>> No.15458304
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>My panties are made out of nettles and poison oak.
Elven culture, eh?

>> No.15458306

Last time we talked about a kunoichi stashing weapons to get past a metal detector. so that got me thinking

What is a kunoichi's blade tail made of? nail or bone?

>> No.15458311

Is Dio the favorite singer of all Monster Girls?

>> No.15458314

My headcanon and MGE with a few minor changes.

>> No.15458321

I forget isn't someone actually doing something like that in these threads?
haven't been on in a while.

>> No.15458327

How could anyone dislike abominations? Are there seriously Anons who don't want a eldritch qt to devour their SAN points?

>> No.15458333

>Are there seriously Anons who don't want a eldritch qt to devour their SAN points?
Yes, I need all the points I can get.

>> No.15458335

I don't know any oblong girls though.

>> No.15458337

We've had so many new people recently, where are they coming from?

>> No.15458338


>> No.15458339

Have we?

>> No.15458340

2017 is coming. Will you be raped?

>> No.15458343

B-But Anon, wouldn't you much rather prefer a waifu who can elevate your levels of pleasure to a new high by applying non-euclidean geometry and tentacles your genitals?

>> No.15458344

I didn't like them at first, but flayers grew on me, even though I wouldn't trust one yet.

It's funny how the thread and texts can make me go from thinking she is slightly disgusting to cute.

>> No.15458352

Seems that way with all the people bringing up MGQ when it was ignored most of the time among other things, and the Ushi-Oni guy.

>> No.15458353

There's at least one or two newfags from /tg/, the rest I don't know. The monster musume threads from /a/ I suppose.

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Get to work on that tower, slaves!

>> No.15458358

I noticed that too. I hope there are new candidates for making content between all those people.

>> No.15458359


Do it yourself!

>> No.15458360

No footjobs for you!

>> No.15458366

Once I finish up my summer courses tomorrow I'll probably get to work writefagging some abomination stuff.

>> No.15458367


Well I don't like footjobs so that's fair

>> No.15458372

You suck, why did you even come to not!Egypt?

>> No.15458376


To sight-see.

>> No.15458381

For the Anubis booty.

>> No.15458382
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Bitch did I hear you walking with rhythm?

>> No.15458384

For Apophis.

>> No.15458392

For the not!Muslim rape games.

>> No.15458396

Wouldn't that still end with you working on some kind of pointless building of considerable size?

>> No.15458399

No it'd end with me working on a pointless boots of considerable size.

>> No.15458404

Boots? Well, that's... I mean, cobblers are a respected profession and I guess if you have a foot fetish it's a good line of work. Like that guy from Garden of Words?

>> No.15458410

Forgive me anon I was too engrossed in working on the BOOTY to pay attention to spellchecker.

>> No.15458411

So no giant, thigh-high leather boots with stiletto heels for Anubis-chan?

>> No.15458414

I'll by them for her as a present, once I'm done working on the booty.

>> No.15458416

>Come home
>Dog Waifu has a collar and leash on with the leash in her mouth
>Tail is patting the ground in excitement
What do?

>> No.15458418

Take her for a walk like a responsible person.

>> No.15458421

Make sure to clean up her poo-poo!

>> No.15458428

Sigh because I know she's trying to make me let my guard down, she's a Hellhound,

>> No.15458430

Girls don't poop.

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>> No.15458433

I tell you to fuck off because they're not simple animals

>> No.15458435

Looks like it's the latex and gasmask for her!
>getting this triggered by petplay

>> No.15458447
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You're right, putting them on the same level as your mother would be cruel.

>> No.15458448

Leash our daughteru up too and go for a walk!

>> No.15458449

Damn you girls that know that I love eating them out!

>> No.15458451

That's a lazy insult.

>> No.15458462
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Not going to put effort into thinking of something witty for someone who gets butt blasted over pet play.

Plus it's an excuse to post more cute dogs.

>> No.15458464

Anon, our you suggesting one needs a reason to post cute dogs? Is not the inherent sadism involved in posting such an inferior monsterfu reason enough?

>> No.15458468

Hey, fuck you buddy.

>> No.15458476

I wish I had a rich and bored nympho Werecat in a leather catsuit to parkour on rooftops with.

>> No.15458477

Such wit from one such as thyself is all I could hope to expect from the frequenters of this paltry forum.

>> No.15458479

>Being this wrong

>> No.15458480

You're a fuckin wanker mate.

>> No.15458483

You're the kind of stupid that puts on your shoes and socks in that order, you manatee-faced twat.

>> No.15458484

>they're not

>> No.15458485

He's right though, they're at the bottom of the monster chain.

>> No.15458487

I hope you're not mad when other monsters treat men like pets then.

>> No.15458488

Ahh, but the anon your replying to is surely a masochist pig, is he not?

>> No.15458489

Even plain girls need love too you elitist snowflake faggot.

>> No.15458492

What monstergirl is at the top of the chain then

>> No.15458493


>> No.15458494

But that's how men should be treated

>> No.15458498

>Got home from work
>If a camper in the woods that reaks of rotten meat and spoiled milk can be called a "home"
>Try to sleep
>Something in neck pops
>In intense pain and can't even sleep

If only I had a ditzy Holst to take care of me and help me out...or at least something fluffy like a Werewolf.

>> No.15458499

Just don't go on a bender with Nukeface.

>> No.15458500

Take a dog girl, there on clearance now that there've been proven objectively shit.

>> No.15458502

They also provide an excellent disposal method for the flesh of your enemies.

>> No.15458503

Buy now for the low low price of whatever dignity you have left as a human.

>> No.15458504

What happened to make you hate cute doggies so much anon? Did one shit on your lawn or something?

>> No.15458510
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>> No.15458513

Nope, I'm just here for the lulz

>> No.15458514

Then you're a HUGE faggot

>> No.15458515

Wan-wans got so much love that they are hated now.

>> No.15458518

D-did you need something, Lady Violet?

>> No.15458519

That makes no sense when you look at how popular some other girls are.

>> No.15458522

>Dog girls
If I wasn't in pain right now I would doodle cute doggirls doing cute things instead of more Dragons!
Just to show you!

>> No.15458525

Shhh. Don't think about dogs, think of cute dragons taking care of you.

>> No.15458526

Make sure she doesn't mark any boys and become a childhood friend
Otherwise that boy could become a Harem MC

>> No.15458527

Well as it happens, I'm here and I'm only in moderate, existential pain. Stand by for doodle.

>> No.15458534

Ok ok terribly sorry, please get some rest and get feeling better, I'd rather not have caused some stranger on the internet to develop an aneurysm.

>> No.15458535

Oh damn they're thick.

>> No.15458536

It's more than one person.

>> No.15458539

Nope this is all me.

>> No.15458543

And here I thought that guy was being paranoid about new people.

>> No.15458544

Dog girls are reading the thread right now and when 2017 happens they are going to shit up your lawn.

>> No.15458545

Fug is that supposed to be the vanilla 00 Gundam, or 00 Quanta?

>> No.15458547

She's already marked me anon, the neighborhood boys are safe. From her at least.

>> No.15458552

It's like the guy got stuck in some sort of time sinkhole and hasn't been told it isn't 2010 anymore.

>> No.15458555

Not true, I posted about it too.

Dragons a shit.

>> No.15458556

Hey I've been cramming for my sure term exams for the past week, if I don't destress some how I'll be the one develop an aneurysm. And I promise as soon as I wake up from the 15 hour coma I have planned after my last exam I'll start actually contrupting/writefagging

>> No.15458559
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Assertive Vampires

>> No.15458562

What's she got on her eyes?

>> No.15458564

Any vampire stories?

>> No.15458565
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Here you go, anon with pains.
Are quite lovely.

>> No.15458566
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A simple facemask.

>> No.15458575

What a nerd.

>> No.15458576

He's not wrong though. Dogs are shit tier compared to wolfus

>> No.15458577
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Do go on.

>> No.15458579


>> No.15458593

I need dragons to burn something like this. Oh well, at least its art.

>> No.15458596

I need the Dragons to burn lots of things like this. Luckily I have an unlimited supply.

>> No.15458598

hi alp

>> No.15458600

Oy Alphy boy, how about you doodle some dragons? I want to see if they can burn themselves.

>> No.15458605
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Here's an oldie.

>> No.15458607

What is a Womanlet size for Sneks and Wurms?

>> No.15458611

If you ever get cancer, you'll know I conjured it upon you, Alp.

>> No.15458616

Hey, you asked for it.

>> No.15458618


>> No.15458627

Don't you think that's a little harsh?

>> No.15458630
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Shit I missed it, no reason to post it again either since I have to go home now. Oh well, serves me right for asking Alp a doodle and hoping it would be there when I come back.

>> No.15458636

And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.15458646

I want to lick between her toes!

>> No.15458650
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>deleting before I can even see it
God damn it, Alp. This torments the hatchling!

>> No.15458657
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Well fine, can't say no to that.

>> No.15458670

Reminder that MamanoMore is shit

>> No.15458674
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>> No.15458676

What's going on down at the office then?

>> No.15458679

Which girl do you think would look best in April O'Neill's yellow jumpsuit?

>> No.15458683

>that anubis's face
My sides have left orbit, traveled to another world, and bitch-slapped Druella as she painted tabletop minifigurines.

>> No.15458702
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Would you your chuuni gothloli childhood friend hard or softly?

>> No.15458704

First one, then the other, and then the first one again at the end.

>> No.15458707

>Making her cry
>Consoling her
>Making her ahegao
Good taste.

>> No.15458712

>making her cry
Worse than Hitler

>> No.15458715

It's our first time, man. Cut me some slack.

>> No.15458720

>not wanting to hurt girls
What are you, a vanillafag?

>> No.15458722

Do you think Centaurs fetishize jockey outfits or the outfits classy Brits wear when hunting foxes?

>> No.15458726

>kitsune bullying
I will protect the fluff against jelly horsepussies.

>> No.15458731

Tally-ho, whackers! The game is afoot, so 'tis!

>> No.15458732
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A Centaur in a tight jockey outfit would be pretty hot desu.

>> No.15458735
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No! Those fluffy sluts deserve to be bullied!

>> No.15458736

>Hunting foxes in MGC
>Involves riding a Centaur around the countryside with a pack of Kobolds
>On finding one the Kabolds will wan excitedly and tear off the fox's clothes, pinning her down and look at you expectantly
>Alternatively the Centaur suspends the kitsune in mid air with a full Nelson hold and lets you fuck her that way

>> No.15458737

But her rear needs to be exposed so I can apply my riding crop on it.

>> No.15458738

Ah, the joys of the rich.

>> No.15458740

But no matter how many good girls she mutilates, Bojane Horsepussy will never get a husbando, unlike each and every one of those kitsunes.

>> No.15458743
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I'll get a delinquent fox to bully you!

>> No.15458744

Or anyone with a Bicorn wife and capable of taming a bunch of easy to influence Kobolds.

>> No.15458745

Why, boner?

>> No.15458747

Because it's hot. Now shut up and do what you know must be done.
Unless of course you're Dickless-kun, in which case may God have mercy on whatever's between your legs now.

>> No.15458748
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She's gonna go to prison, where she beongs!

>> No.15458750

There will be no witness, and she's going to take you into her basement and make you her mofuslave after she's done with you!

>> No.15458754

No! I will never surrender to those s-soft f-fluffy tails...

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>>Alternatively the Centaur suspends the kitsune in mid air with a full Nelson hold and lets you fuck her that way
I want to pay a gruff Oni to do this to my Monoeye crush and then have gentle vanilla rape with her.

>> No.15458758

Maybe six months in the Mofuspheres will change your mind.
That sounds fun, someone write it.

>> No.15458761

I might write it myself one day, if I get started again.

>> No.15458766
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Foxes are great at fuelling bully boners.
I want something scary like an Ushi-Oni to do it to a Cheshire for me. Although she'd probably still be smug with a "what, you need help to rape me?" attitude which is hot in it's own way.

>> No.15458768

>Ushi-Oni to do it to a Cheshire
Sounds like an actual way to rape one.
Would you do it lovingly or take revenge for all the shit she's done to you?

>> No.15458786
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Clean those ears and you shall see a vacant expression. Pleasure will override all reason. Even sex cannot compete.

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>> No.15458801

Full throttle.
>Have the Ushi be a bit rough with her grip
>Both constantly barrage her with insults
>Switch it up do doing her from behind as the Ushi holds her head to the floor by her hair
>Making sure to slap her ass at irregular intervals so she never knows when to expect it
>Force her to drink Holst milk from a cat bowl and
>Tit fuck her now huge cat tats as her previously smug look is now replaced by an angry hateful glare
I may have issues but the Cheshire would have bought this on herself with daily "pranks"

>> No.15458804

So why is the Ushi helping you? Did you give her your virginity as payment?

>> No.15458811

Uh-oh. Your daughteru's love for older men has moved on to a new phase, and now she's got a crush on Atticus Finch. How do you live up to the example of a man who was nicer than Jesus and avoid disappointing your daughteru?

>> No.15458813
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>as her previously smug look is now replaced by an angry hateful glare
I don't think a Cheshire would dislike this sort of thing.

>> No.15458819


>> No.15458820

The father from To Kill a Mockingbird.

>> No.15458821

Of course, a small cost for revenge.
Damn smug cats. Is there no way to get lewd revenge on them?

>> No.15458823

>not selling out your best friend who she has a crush on
Casual sex a shit. Just lead him into the boiler room on a dare and lock him in with her.

>> No.15458825

>Is there no way
Chastity belts made out of anti-magic stuff that prevents them from being teleported out of.

>> No.15458826

Just because she likes it doesn't mean it's invalid lewd revenge.
Mainly because she might get addicted to you.

>> No.15458828
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Now she'll wear cowprint stuff to accommodate the new bosoms and plump rear she was blessed with. She might even moo a little among an assortment of nyaas during milking sessions.

>> No.15458832

I want to mating press that Cheshire until she's begging me for a rest.
And I'll give it to her and cuddle while we cool down and get ready for round 2.
I wonder if she'd be into having her tail pulled. Masochistic Cheshires are cuter than they should be.

>> No.15458835

Hey who said anything about casual sex. It would be a relationship with the Cheshire as the family pet.
>Making a Cheshire into a rough sex addict who can no longer cum through anything else
I'd be okay with this outcome
This on too.

>> No.15458838

I bet the Ushi would enjoy choking the Cheshire out and having you fill her rectum with cum without her being able to enjoy it.

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>> No.15458847

>Making a Cheshire into a rough sex addict who can no longer cum through anything else
Just keep in mind she'd declare you her master after that, and that's pretty much stating she wants to marry you.
Also she'd want to into your house so she can give you morning blowjobs and help you "relieve stress".
All with heart pupils.

>> No.15458851

This design has always confused me a little. So it's some kind of water-breathing, cold-tolerant elf with a "magic" seal costume?

still cute though

>> No.15458852


Hi, do you know where the bathroom is?

>> No.15458854

OG selkies are just women with magical seal costumes.

>> No.15458860

Would paladins of Eros use demonworld silver that's been blessed or enchanted by Eros herself to have the same effects as a Cupid's arrow?
Could you imagine a guy feeling intense RABU as a Holst paladin of Eros slashes him with her sword or smites him in the face with her shield?

>> No.15458864

And all sorts of other bullying too. Like slapping her milky tits around and calling her a cow, getting called a cow by something that's name pretty much means cow demon would be as degrading as it gets.
>Ushi-Oni and the Cheshire both go for the morning blowjob plan
>Ushi gets ticked off that the pet had the same idea as her
>It starts of with them both licking each side before the Ushi's anger gets the better of her and she grabs the Cheshire's hair and forces her to deep throat without warning
>It doesn't stop her from having heart pupils and making a double peace sign

>> No.15458870

>Ushi's anger gets the better of her and she grabs the Cheshire's hair and forces her to deep throat without warning
Oh no, my fetish.
Would the Ushi force the Cheshire to keep sucking after you cum to punish you for cumming so much into the Cheshire's mouth?

>> No.15458876

Gonna rape this seal so she stops making her stupid weeb noises

>> No.15458878

What you guys doing? I need faith in my world not being stagnant

>> No.15458883

>Could you imagine a guy feeling intense RABU as a Holst paladin of Eros slashes him with her sword or smites him in the face with her shield?
That niggas gonna get a nursing handjob something fierce.

>> No.15458889

Celebrating getting a raise and not writing any stories

>> No.15458890

Getting ready to leave work.

>> No.15458893


Quietly enjoying my birthday

>> No.15458894

Listening to the rain, reading the Blake & Mortimer comics my brother borrowed me and minding my sister's dog.
And shitposting, I guess.

>> No.15458895 [DELETED] 

Writing crap while wondering if I shout try the /a drawthread for a request

>> No.15458900

Happy B-Day fambino.
Funny how that works, mine happens to be a week from today.

>> No.15458901
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Happy birthday anon. You want a piece?

>> No.15458905 [DELETED] 

>>15458878 (You)
Writing crap while wondering if I should try the /a drawthread for a monster girl request

>> No.15458907

Sounds about right, that or go full snu snu mode herself because it got her worked up.

>> No.15458910

Cool. Rad. Keep going, I want to see where this is going.

>> No.15458911
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Post big bad dragons who are secretly very sensitive and want a cute boy to share their feelings with.

>> No.15458912

But that's all of them?

>> No.15458915

Excellent. 10/10 would take responsibility for impregnating both of them.
What about post sex cuddling?

>> No.15458920

I'm downloading X-Men the Animated Series so I can fap to Rogue tonight. Sadly, mutants are not Monster Girls.

>> No.15458921

Anon how is it possible to fuck up twice like that?


>> No.15458922

Demon silver isn't even silver. It's just steel infused with a ton of mamanobama, pure corruption.

Cupids arrows are their own thing that use regular old spirit energy. So you could have other weapons that operate the same way if blessed by eros, but you don't want mamano mana anywhere around it. That's a quick way to get a cursed sword that's jubjub levels of thirsty slut.

>> No.15458925
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Here's a small good Dragon who's openly very sensitive and wants a cute boy to share her feelings with.

>> No.15458929

Go download Evolution then fap to Roguelike .96 release instead.

>> No.15458933
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Check out this super hot evil dragon. She is going to destroy my dick!

>> No.15458939
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It's that patriots Salamander thingamajig isn't it.

>> No.15458941

But I need that accent intact, anon.

>> No.15458945

>It's that la-li-lu-le-lo Salamander thingamajig isn't it.
What does this mean?

>> No.15458949
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Dragons aren't evil, they just lonely so they need a nice boy to cheer them up

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>Post big bad dragons who are secretly very sensitive and want a cute boy to share their feelings with.

These are the best type of Monster Girls, not just Dragons

>> No.15458952

I want to cut off her tail, break her arms, scar her face, and crush her back, and use the rewards I get from that to make armour out of her.

>> No.15458954

The accent is honestly the same. It's just one girl is southern belle and one is southern goth, so the way they talk is different.

>> No.15458955

All those shotas that get sacrificed to Dragons to keep villages safe end up as childhood friends for their daughterus.

>> No.15458957

its too SFW for /h and /d and you know how /b is.
sorry for shitting the thread

>> No.15458958

Well it's too late, I'm starting Night of the Sentinels part 1 right now.

>> No.15458961
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I bet she just wants to come home after a long day of pillaging peasants and just have a good meal or unwind on the couch with her husband.

>> No.15458965

I feel you, as I kinda want to try request an MGE girl there.

>> No.15458967

The Cheshire would rest her head on your chest and purr with content while the Ushi strokes your hair with her huge fuzzy paws.

>> No.15458971

>you know how /b is.
whats wrong with the /b drawthread?

>> No.15458973

Now I'm curious. What is this salamander thing?

>> No.15458978

>You'll never be a shota being carried away after being sacrificed to a dragon.
>You'll never quiver in fear thinking about what she might do to you.
>You'll never be surprised to see an adult human sitting at one of the towers of the Dragon's castle.
>Your heart will never soar at the idea of him being a knight who'll save you and bring you home.
>His first words will never instead confuse you beyond belief.
>"Dear, what is this?"
>The dragon carrying you will never go from intimidating and terrifying to stuttering and awkward in a heartbeat.
>"Uh, well you see darlin-"
>"Dear, did you go and ransom a town for a sacrifice?"
>"I have a very good reason fo-"
>"Mommy? Daddy? what are you arguing about?"
>You'll never see an adorable little dragon girl around your age walk up the stair only for her to gasp and go wide eyed when she spots you.
>She'll never run up and beg her father to let you stay and play with her because the only other people up at the castle are the maids and staff and there's no-one her age.
>She'll never hug her father's leg when he relents and then hug her mothers leg before picking up you in a big bearhug and nuzzling your cheek with hers before taking your hand and leading you to her room.
>You'll never start to think that maybe this isn't going to be so bad after all.
>The people of your village will never be incredibly confused when the Dragon brings you and her daughter down the next morning to announce your engagement and declare the village under her protection.

>> No.15458979

And suddenly I'm more attracted to Storm.

Do we have a brown Thunderbird or Raiju, by any chance?

>> No.15458980

Just a salamander wearing the brand for my background country's cricked team.
not too interesting

>> No.15458984

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

>> No.15458994

Good. I prefer to storm a dragon's lair and forcefully server her.

>> No.15459003

At least my waifu would just grab some rat nobody cared about to be our daughter's playmate.

>> No.15459006

Why would she grab someone who no-one liked to be her daughter's playmate?

>> No.15459008
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Always beware of stealthy holsts.

>> No.15459010

It's the best of both worlds. Nobody on the outside gets upset, and a Christmas Cake is perfect for teaching the daughteru about what not to become.

>> No.15459017

>that YUGE Holst everything
I envy that man.

>> No.15459019

I'd laugh, but I've seen cows walking on cliffs and know they're surprisingly agile. Agility is the stat that affects your stealth, right?

>> No.15459022

Is there such a thing as a sheep girl with too much fluff?

>> No.15459024
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I want to lick a dragon's abs!

>> No.15459025

But she's not very stealthy at all! She better get out of here before i alert the guards!

>> No.15459031

It's Dexterity, bro. Agility is only in stuff like Fallout.

>> No.15459032

Yes. They need regular shearing.
I want to lick a Dragon under her tail and from where the wing attaches to the back.

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>> No.15459036

>stuff like Fallout
I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Are dexterity and agility supposed to be different?

>> No.15459038

What monstergirl would work with me as an archaeologist?

>> No.15459041
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>under her tail
Wouldn't that just be her ass?

>> No.15459043

Crow Tengu, Cyclops, Lich.

>> No.15459044

Agility isn't a normal stat. Dexterity is. Plus dexterity encompasses all coordination, from lockpicking to sports. Agility only describes movement.

>> No.15459047

Whatever you say, nerdalinger.

>> No.15459051

That's cheating, she'd just tell you how it went down.

>> No.15459054

How would she know, she was studying arcane numerological hieroglyphs in Sanskrit then.

>> No.15459056

>Ask a question
>Get an answer

Ogre plz

>> No.15459062
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Which MG would be the nerdiest?

>> No.15459064

Crow Tengu, Hakutaku, Lich, Curs3d armor and sword, and Nazi monstergirl villains.

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>> No.15459070

>Crow Tengu, Cyclops, Lich.
I don't like any of those. Too bad.

What about a lamia that dresses like Indiana Jones?

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>> No.15459073

Would a monster like the last thing you ate?

>> No.15459075

Then you have some bad taste.


>> No.15459078

Why does it have to be a snake?

>> No.15459079

It's a revenge of the nerds joke

>> No.15459082
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>Lamia Lich
>Why'd it have to be archaologists?

>> No.15459084

I don't see why not.

>> No.15459090

>bratwurst and potatoes with onion
I don't see how anyone could dislike it.

>> No.15459096

>tfw only have sausage in the fridge and out of potatoes and onions
And now I have to go to the store. Probably gonna add some carrots in there too.

>> No.15459098

>Prunes filled with peanut butter
Not sure...

>> No.15459102

What in God's name are you doing you lunatic?

>> No.15459105

Sounds like he's eating some 1950's Betty Crocker hors d'oeuvres

>> No.15459106

According to my mother it actually is a thing.

>> No.15459110

Not enough. Post one with even more fluff.

It'd be her dock.

>> No.15459115

Peanut butter and dried fruit is an ancient postwar snack trick. Ants on a log is still common as fuck to this day.

>> No.15459117
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That was the fluffiest Sheep I had. Enjoy this chubby nerdy Sheep wearing a sweater made out of her own hair so she's technically topless

>> No.15459160
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I want to shear a fluffy sheep and wear the cute sweater she knits me from her wool.

>> No.15459162

I am newfar, what is MGC?

>> No.15459165

Monstergirl City.

>> No.15459182

Lurk mor-

>> No.15459203
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>> No.15459208

>giant burrito full of only rice and cheese
Probably not, I'm pretty autistic when it comes to food.

>> No.15459213

>Cheese on toast
Probably but it's pretty plain. Not to mention a stricter one like an Anubis would scold me for my bad diet.

>> No.15459215

Would you introduce your waifu to your magical realm?

>> No.15459216

>cheese raviolli in white sauce
Probably, it was pretty good.

>> No.15459218


>> No.15459222
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Would a lich get into a magical realm, or would she try to debunk it with science? I can never remember if this is magic lich or science lich.

>> No.15459223

>only rice and cheese
You really are autistic.

>> No.15459241

My fetishes are too hardcore for most of MGE.

>> No.15459262

I mean, part of it is health related since I've got this nasty autoimmune disease that severely limits my diet, but I'm probably more autistic about it than I could be.

>> No.15459266

I'd be fine showing her what I like.
The real question is How does she feel about putting on muscle, gaining weight, getting an extra large rear, or having a bust that would put a holst to shame.

May or may not be combined.

>> No.15459274

I'm gonna pound this oneeye nerd in her yaoi hole until she ahegaos!

>> No.15459275

>bowl of oatmeal with slivered watermelon

It was kind of a rushed breakfast, but someone would probably eat it.

>> No.15459281

She'll still be into boy love.

>> No.15459291

If you call it that, she'll just tease you about thinking of boys while you fuck her.
You're only intensifying the fujoshi.

>> No.15459292

Well she's just going to have to be happy with this boy's love!

>> No.15459295

As in she'll masturbate to the thought of you kissing other boys.

>> No.15459300

I'll just get her back my masturbating to the thought of girls being kissed by girls, then.

>> No.15459303

But the love between two boys is the purest love.

>> No.15459306

Does it count if hes kissing an alp?

>> No.15459309

Th-that's not fair! I'm supposed to be doing the bullying here!

>> No.15459313 [SPOILER] 
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The purest form of love is puppy love.

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>> No.15459316

Guess its time to pick up an alp off the street and kiss her.

>> No.15459337
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How fast can an average Kobold run?

>> No.15459338

I hope she does. I tried to get the seasoning right on this dumb chicken fillet.

>> No.15459341

How do you platonically hug a monster

>> No.15459344

On all fours, probably a good sustained 20 or 25MPH, if they're averagly sized and athletic.

>> No.15459346

Say "c'mere big girl" and open your arms.

>> No.15459351

I want to just be friends with a yandere monster

>> No.15459353

But how cute is a Kobold running on all fours?
This is important.

>> No.15459356

It's just another experiment for a Lich.

>> No.15459358

About as cute as a bunch of corgi kobold pups tripping over themselves to reach you after a long day at work.

>> No.15459359

Depends if she's doing it with a smile, or if she's doing it towards you, with a snarl.

>> No.15459360

You have attracted a large group of ____

>> No.15459365


>> No.15459366

Dragons hopefully. But I know they are going to be yetis.

>> No.15459368
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A snarl doesn't succeed in overcoming fundamental cuteness.

>> No.15459369

Yetis, a sea of brown and white extending to the horizon

>> No.15459374

you can't be friends with a yandere

>> No.15459388

Unless she's a yandere for you, in which case she will be your sister+friend+wife+anything you want

>> No.15459391
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>> No.15459395

Can a Yandere force herself to stop being yan

>> No.15459398

She can pretend at most.

>> No.15459401

I wonder how long she can pretend to not be yan, before she takes anon away from those sluts he is talking to

>> No.15459403

He's going to get a faceful of Jinko titties that lucky bastard.

>> No.15459405

It depends on the guy. A yan in love with a dense guy will have it pretty hard. Dense guys tend to attract too many monstergirls.

>> No.15459409

I want to take a City Elf to the forest and a Forest Elf to the city

>> No.15459413

I bet her hugs are actually really gentle and she chuffs while doing it.

>> No.15459414

Well, yandere manifests in several different ways, but you happen to be talking about my favorite flavor.
The ones who are A-OK as long as life is proceeding according to the plan. More than OK even, because they're keeping up a persona they want you to love. Smiling, happy, subtly inquisitive. Seemingly perfect to an observer.
Perhaps if their origin has left them really disconnected from typical thinking, they won't even think it's weird that you asked them to ride you naked at the dinner table while popping food into your mouth.
But then you mention that Stacy from work has been harassing you, and a week later she goes mysteriously missing.
To be honest, I'm a terrible person and that's probably a game I would play. Casually mentioning anyone who slighted me and seeing how long it took for them to disappear.

>> No.15459420
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Yandere monstergirl wet nurse.

>> No.15459421

Speak for your fucking self.

>> No.15459422

I want to protect a bunch of elves from rape

>> No.15459424

I want to teach them how to rape

I'll beat the guys myself and let them rape the males

>> No.15459425

I should probably finish that thought with the corollary that I am of course speaking from fictional narratives in the extreme.
Part of the charm is that they get "yandere powers"
They've traded sanity for +10 competence in murder and disposal.
It's the sort of thing that couldn't exist in any world with professional investigators.
Not to mention yandere is itself a very contrived personality. IRL there's nothing like it that isn't tied to several other boatloads of crazy.

>> No.15459426
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Flat Dragons!

>> No.15459427
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Please draw more musclegirls at your leisure.

>> No.15459428

don't call her momma or you are getting kidnapped
4/10 Monster Wet Nurses will kidnap your child

>> No.15459434
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Flat goats!

>> No.15459435

What if I call her onee-san

>> No.15459438

What if a super villain had ray gun that put modest clothes on who ever got hit with the ray. How would Super Wurm stop him

>> No.15459439
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Flat foxes!

>> No.15459441

Not enough goat pupils on those eyes.
Ears too small.
No claws.
3/10 would not big brother

>> No.15459449

That chick's supposed to be a dragon? Thought she was a demon or something when I saw that page on /a/.

Well, w/e, she looks delicious, and really makes me want to buy the manga...is it even getting an English release?

Come to think of it, did Amnesia ever get an English release?

>> No.15459453

>don't call her momma or you are getting kidnapped
All according to plan.

>> No.15459457

that is pure evil

>> No.15459464
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We all know that if you get a massage your breasts grows.

Relax little dragon.

>> No.15459465

But I love my waifu in modest clothes. Wouldn't stop her looking any less sexy either.

>> No.15459470

>Wouldn't stop her looking any less sexy either.
Wouldn't make her look any less sexy, rather. Always got to watch out for double negatives.

>> No.15459479

People like you disgust me, I hope you never find a waifu.

>> No.15459483

You and me both.

>> No.15459485

I want to pet a lich

>> No.15459486

That is too much bully.
That's like...ear caught in an escalator bad.

>> No.15459497

Why did you spill strawberry jelly all over her head

>> No.15459502

I want to hit you with an iron bar

>> No.15459521

How about hugging angry monsters

>> No.15459527

How would you daughterus greet you when you get home from work?


>> No.15459530

Gonna heal this mofu with my dick

>> No.15459537
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More challenging, but she gets to lick it better afterwards.

>> No.15459541



yeah. I think so.

>> No.15459548

I'd do it.

>> No.15459549
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Shortstack Fighters are a compulsory party requirement

>> No.15459555

What happens when you treat a short monster like a child

>> No.15459556

Where is a yeti in a nurse cap and gown? They seem like they would be the perfect nurses

>> No.15459562

She gets you in a hold, and throws you to the floor with ease, before violently tonguefucking your mouth and fucking you so hard you'll cry during the act.

>> No.15459565

But we're talking about wet nurses.

>> No.15459566

That Fox frightens me.

I'm afraid she'll follow me home and smother me with her massive Fox tats in my sleep.

>> No.15459567

What if you covertly put an eelmilf's slime into her food?

>> No.15459574
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You have nothing to worry about.

>> No.15459577

but she is so tiny

>> No.15459581

That Fox is in heat! Control yourself Fox!

>> No.15459584


She'll notice after eating it.

>> No.15459587

O-oh no! I hope she doesn't punish me!

>> No.15459594

Tiny but stronk.

>> No.15459595

how does she know what that tastes like

>> No.15459603


well it kinda covers her body and they use it in cooking so it's not unreasonable.

Just like the idea of a Flow Kelp eating her own kelp

>> No.15459604

There aren't enough monster girl stories that involve gentle persuasion.

>> No.15459606

I know, but I want a loving yeti nurse to take care of me when I'm sick and cuddle me back to health and not wet nurse because that wouldn't work too well

>> No.15459614

>MGC elects a man as mayor
>He immediately instaures rules to protect human rights
>Rape is abolished among many other things
>Monsters riot until he is forced to give in
>Rape is still abolished but when asked out a man has to accept, at the very least, a single date

How do you handle all the monster girls trying their hardest to seduce you?

>> No.15459616
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You can run but you can't hide.

>> No.15459620

Good thing I'm already married.

>> No.15459623

You can fix that.

>> No.15459625

>Eye have you

>> No.15459626


Sounds like a way for the Nightingale effect to happen

>> No.15459631

It took me a while staring at this image to realize her breasts are crushing the glass too.
I'm scared.

>> No.15459634

>big tits pressed against the glass

>> No.15459646

Psssh, what's this dumb fox gonna do to me, I ain't scared of her!

>> No.15459648

She's also wearing only a tabard, sleeves, and a hat.
Snu-snu imminent.

>> No.15459652


We need more Dadnon Stories/Shenanigans

>> No.15459657


>> No.15459664 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.15459666

4chan should have a limit on how many people you can quote to avoid posts like these.

>> No.15459672

O-oh my.
That's downright intimidating.
+1 for being in a city setting.

>> No.15459674

Squids are cute and nice

>> No.15459677

So /mgt/ is extremely vanilla, except when it comes to incest, which people are fine with taking to extremes.

>> No.15459678

Am I getting robbed?!

>> No.15459681

What's she gonna do, sit on my face? Because those legs look mighty thick.

>> No.15459683

They're also fine with TGshit.

>> No.15459684

I dunno, surprising amount of fatfags here. Or 'chubby' as they put it. Damn americans and their warped view of what fat is.

>> No.15459693

Not everyone is totally cool with it, but since KC is a lolicon that has repeatedly mentioned having lusty daughterus who still drink from your spirit, it got a shot in the arm.

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At least it hasn't devolved into a daughteru harem for the sole purpose of fucking your daughters to make more daughters to fuck and so on.

>> No.15459703

You mean like that one VN with the superiorly fucked up family tree?

>> No.15459712
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No, but that happened to another thread I follow.

I don't care about incest but holy fuck it got to be a mess there for a while

>> No.15459721

What thread?

>> No.15459727

What if, pregnant daughteru being breastfed by her pregnant mother.

>> No.15459728

Yeah, you are.
Now empty your balls and no one gets hurt.

>> No.15459732


>> No.15459733


Might as well post the finished commission I got from Toxic

I mentioned adding lipstick to it which I think would be a neat addition.

>> No.15459736

Kejourou are perfect.

>> No.15459738

It would make an Alabama local double-take.

>> No.15459740

What do you do if your daughter becomes a monster supremacist

>> No.15459741

She seems like a nice and innocent lady

>> No.15459742

I don't know 'bout this recursive incest shit, man. Reminds me of that picture with a pregnant loli being fucked, and her fetus is impregnated with another mini-fetus.

>> No.15459745


>> No.15459749

Should I latch onto the waifus titty or daughterus titty?

>> No.15459754

Be proud.

>> No.15459755

Oh please, you people are the warped ones. If you took a Crabman girl, added 10 pounds to her gut you'd go 'look at this whale'

>> No.15459757
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No bully.

Satyr thread

>> No.15459761
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So I got to thinkin'
Since monstergirls mark you with their scent/mana/magical brand/whatever and especially in the more hugboxy worlds respect each others claims, wouldn't that make the "ruined for marriage" trope even more true than it can be for women IRL?

The monsters around you can literally smell that you've lost your innocence and will act accordingly.
Plus if a monster did that and then locked you in her house or went off to file marriage paperwork, no one would think it was strange.

Truly a scary world.

>> No.15459763

No idea what that thread is, or even what board it's on.

>> No.15459768

Even I realize that Crabman's girls have terrible proportions.

>> No.15459785
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I realized that after I posted. I'm retarded.

It started out as the end result of Waifus on GR15 board (starting a family and having kids), but after said hardcore incest the thread split into the normal thread and Satyr After Dark on /trash/, which is the NSFW thread.

Like I said no bully

>> No.15459792

>lost your innocence

I'm right fucked, aren't i?

>> No.15459794

Lovely work. And apparently that drawfag lurks this place IIRC.

>> No.15459795

That's a good way to improve any monster.

>> No.15459809

>fetus is impregnated with another mini-fetus.

>> No.15459810

What if...Flat Centaur?

>> No.15459814


>> No.15459817

>Honeycomb cereal
>Caramel Vanilla Creme flavored coffee

A bee would try to home make the former. An alp would tell me to try a darker coffee for a once.

>> No.15459821

Cancers and bicorns still like used goods.

>> No.15459823

What if....Fat Lilim.

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>> No.15459827


>> No.15459832

Lipstick would be a nice addition yes. Absolutely lovely in any case.

>> No.15459840

Silly Christmas Core

>> No.15459844

Who'd turn her down? She's scary when she's angry.

>> No.15459852

This is the picture I was thinking of.

But then I saw this, and I fucking doubletook and laughed so hard I just couldn't go without posting this one too. Be warned, because it's fucking fucked-up and hilarious as shit.

>> No.15459856

I certainly wouldn't.
Gonna cuddle her and feed her snacks.

>> No.15459864

Really nice work.

>> No.15459871

Not really as many Monstergirls don't care all that much if you are a virgin or not. Its going to be dependant on how many men there are around anyway.
If we think MGC, it sure as hell won't matter, a Monstergirl there will take any man she can get in the gritty modern city that is MGC.

Then there's the whole addiction thing going on. While Monstergirls accomodate themselves to a specific man, the man in question does so to. So if held unto long enough, he'll start appreciating the Monstergirl in question aswell.

Whether you compare the last part to brainwashing or to getting used to drinking coffee, is entirely up to you.

>> No.15459874

>nutted but she still suckin

>> No.15459889

Yeah I think I've seen them post here a few times.


Yeah I think making her wear red lipstick and having some lipstick marks on the guys cheek would be awesome.

>> No.15459930
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Go on, don't be shy! Pet the nervous young Kiki for doing a good job. Perhaps even ruffle her hair!

>> No.15459937


And I just got the updated version. Now with lipstick!


I agree.

>> No.15459938

I want to give her head pats for being the best

>> No.15459947

Would not even give a good brushing to.

>> No.15459954

Drunk Monster Girls

>> No.15459960

Yes, blue oni are lovely.

>> No.15459978

Nerd/otaku ryu

>> No.15459988

Drunk Jinko forgetting her own strength.

>> No.15460000

Great big Tiger hugs

>> No.15460009

Nice digits.
Tiger hugs best hugs.

>> No.15460020

Gonna scratch behind her ears

>> No.15460027

Why is niece Kikimora so nervous?

>> No.15460037

So would video game streamers be men with controller/dick cams playing video games like maid simulator 3?

>> No.15460041
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Oh boy

>> No.15460043

I want a sober oni

>> No.15460052

That comes after a drunk Oni.

>> No.15460054

Friendly reminder that all daughterus should be gagged if they can't stop making noise.

>> No.15460070

What happens when you hide the booze from an Oni

>> No.15460077

Oh boy, indeed. Drunk monster girls, especially onis, must be much more "forward" with their feelings than normal.
There isn't much one can do about it once they start getting touchy-feely, is there?

>> No.15460078

I'd be a cam whore for monsters, sounds nice getting money from all those nerds

>> No.15460081

I want a muscle Hakutaku

>> No.15460085

What girl is worst at cuddling?

>> No.15460087

the pointy ones

>> No.15460090

Hope she doesn't mind slow, gentle headpats that quickly turn into head caressing.

>> No.15460091

>anon keeps thinking he's seeing eyestalks outside his window
>that gazer who keeps PMing him is sending really creepy messages
It's probably nothing, right?

>> No.15460092

>eye 'stalks'

>> No.15460094

Creepy crawlers and fishes.

>> No.15460101

She won't do anything because she is too much of a nerd but if she likes favorites and subscribes to my channel I might give her a shout out and if she donates I'll play any game she picks

>> No.15460104

Why, I never! Such intimate contact is improper for a maid. At best, she would be given a bonus for exemplary performance.
She might also start getting requests for providing comfort after bad days.

>> No.15460115

>and if she donates
Anon, I think you'll be the one doing the donating...

>> No.15460116

Cursed Swords are the best at cuddling.

>> No.15460122

>Yes, I'm a guy, and I play games, don't you hit on me you silly monsters!~

>> No.15460127

Like your tsundere Living Armor?

>> No.15460130

yes exactly

>> No.15460131

She's extremely soft on the inside though.

>> No.15460134

you can't cuddle whats on the inside though, that's messed up

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>> No.15460144

She's so soft inside you can drift off to sleep though.

>> No.15460150

not if she's all pointy

>> No.15460151

I still like the idea of a living armor pretending it's a mecha

>> No.15460155

She's not pointy on the inside.
Yeah that was cute. I like Living Armors.

>> No.15460173


>> No.15460183

I want to use money to pay monsters

>> No.15460190

Just like ~75% of MGE.

>> No.15460207

Am I seriously expected to believe that this toddler pleasured herself while thinking about a man?

Also, they didn't really sway him and just raped him into submission.

>> No.15460213

What else would you use as currency?

>> No.15460218
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Whats your MG waifu's favorite sex position?

>> No.15460220


>> No.15460231

Backrub coupons

>> No.15460236

I want to hire a Kikimora and pay her with money rather than sex

>> No.15460237

Cowgirl, Lotus, or Missionary.

>> No.15460242

Graphing calculators, of course. Those things never lose value.

>> No.15460245

She likes missionary and lotus since it allows her to hug me with every part of her body. Pretty normal if you ask me.

>> No.15460246


>> No.15460252

You also have to have a wife that isn't good for you.

>> No.15460254

No I'd be single and not fuck the maid

>> No.15460264
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The Monkey

look it up

>> No.15460267

But then she'll try to move in on you. You have to break her hart by making her watch your wife ruining your smile.

>> No.15460276

>Backrub coupons
>Backscratch coupons
>Scalp massage coupons
>Hand massage coupons
>Footpaw massage coupons
>Various ASMR session coupons
>Tail brushing coupons
>Princess carry to any location coupons
>Unconstrained nuzzling coupons
>An hour of nothing but holding both hands coupons

I'd give my waifu one book of these coupons every months. I also wouldn't mind if she redeemed one coupon multiple times.

>> No.15460277

That looks uncomfortable.

>> No.15460289
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Small, medium, or large?

>> No.15460294

Medium or Large.

>> No.15460298
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>Start looking up sex positions
>A lot are the same thing just with a different name for different things you do it on top of

Anyways, I think a Hellhound would like anything with her on top, like Cowgirl.

>> No.15460299

Impregnate the smug monkey! Keep her from practicing her fighting techniques

>> No.15460303

Don't forget the Amazon position.

>> No.15460313
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>> No.15460323

>he named them, then they raped him.

>> No.15460326

What are the disadvantages of the lotus position?

>> No.15460330

I don't know what she is but I want her to give me a blowjob.

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>> No.15460336

>Not knowing what a Graboid is

>> No.15460341

Wouldnt Miia count as extra-large?

>> No.15460346

Well fuck, I can't see that at all though.

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>> No.15460354

>three snake mouths
>tan color scheme
>body covered in digging spines
>a pipebomb
You blind?

>> No.15460361

Then dope up on some spice and let Shai-Hulud take you, you faggot.

>> No.15460367

Not him but she really doesnt look like a Graboid, the snake-hands confused me, they should be tongues.

>> No.15460371

Oh god is that the monster from Tremors?


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The only disadvantage I can think of is it won't work with all monster girls.

Aside from that, it's the best position. I want to feel a wolfu's fluffy limbs around me as we do it.

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You still have much to learn, grasshopper.

>> No.15460399

Big fat monkey tats!
Best on a chunky monkey.

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We need a Latenight patented HUG(e)monkey

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I want a /fit/ tomboy monkey

>> No.15460419

A big, buff Gorilla Kakuen would be neat

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>Lotus position with an oneesan snake

>> No.15460469

Nohr sisters a best

>> No.15460482

How do snakes even do the lotus position? Doesn't it kind of require legs?

>> No.15460484

Using her tail to act as a natural seat, I'd think? I don't know, man.

>> No.15460485

Tomboy Lich who will be the most scientific at sports

>> No.15460487

She strikes me as more of a Demon than a Lamia.

>> No.15460496

But you'd need to enter her from the bottom, that's fundamentally impossible for frontpussy snakes. It might work for anal, but she'd probably have to sit sideways so her thick snake bits don't get in the way.

>> No.15460499

Well, sure. Or maybe some sort of undead or dragon type to mimic her combat class.

She's pure sex no matter what you staple to her.

>> No.15460500

She is a demon lamia.

I know how you feel, Camilla. I also lust for a dragon.

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I'm glad i have some cash coming in soon, cause it's all gonna have to be towards this

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I'm so happy that it's actually being released. There's always a real chance that the prototypes they show off get cancelled and forgotten.

I need more Miia in my life, so I'll be preordering the first chance I get.

>> No.15460555

What would mgc prison be like?
Would there be gangs?

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All I want is Miia's mom

>> No.15460566

I can see gangs trying to alp some new guys in order to get what they need. Sounds even more dangerous than a normal prison.

>> No.15460573

I want to hire an Alp to be my assistant in my magic show so she can preform the shota to loli trick

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>Wanting used goods
>When every woman in Miia's village above the age of 19 is technically used goods
Fuck, you've got me in a box.

>> No.15460575

It would have the highest security in the world because of how powerful monstergirls could be,

>> No.15460580

I've alreay made plans so i can have room in my shrine

I'm really excited, the tail is mesmerizing

>> No.15460592

They just drop them down a portal to Wonderland and call it a day.

>> No.15460594

>I'm really excited
You and me both, friend. I've been putting money aside since they revealed it.
I just hope it won't put a huge dent in those savings.

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Thats fucked up

>> No.15460606

But wouldn't they need dick more than anything?

...can you un-Alp someone?
All you'd have to do is cure the gay away.

>> No.15460608

You need Chris-chan's blood to make a vaccine to cure homos

>> No.15460628

I'd rather stay an alp than have that in my veins.

>> No.15460633

Why would I want to do either of those things?

>> No.15460636

Remind her humans won the war.

>> No.15460641

>the other monsters sold us out, the war is still going

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>> No.15460652

That elf is cute. I especially like the long gloves, you don't see that often.

>> No.15460662

How should I know?

I know I'd be keen on doggystyle, cowgirl and reverse, prone bone, and lotus though.

>> No.15460667

Reminds me of the thing from Deep Rising personally.

>> No.15460680

THAT'S A THICK HOUND! Gonna make her thicker

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Just look at all those scales

>> No.15460687

It would be pretty hard to un-Alp. You would need to somehow extract the mana and throw the chastised Alp in a place where he wouldn't be able to replenish it, concealing the poor subject from even the demon lord's power itself.
Next comes the spirit energy part, where the experiment gets a little more weird.

Anyway, I think it's better to leave an Alp with a lust for dick. Changing the poor creature back to it's original state would be considered torture.

>> No.15460690

They're going to think that shota's packing heat when she tucks that spadetail in her pants.

>> No.15460696

Just made this same post on /a/, but I'll buy her if it turns out that under that skirt there's a molded and painted dorito.

>> No.15460698

I know that the preview pictures aren't representative of the final product, but seeing her like this just brings a huge smile to my face. I've only heard bad things about the maker, so I've got my fingers crossed over here.

>> No.15460701

Doesn't mean anything. The deck was unfairly stacked against the monstergirls.

>> No.15460702

aaaaaand I totally just got a prompt for a story idea.

>> No.15460703

>Be veteran of the War for Salvation
>Try to raise your daughter, a Minotaur to be a good girl
>One day she comes home wearing one of those black jackets like the old Hugo Fog boys used to make
>Except instead of the swastika it's Druella's insignia
"You know you should be thankful, Dad~ Our Fair Lady will soon make it so you'll be able to be a good house husband."
>Your wife sees the color drain out of your face, putting the used coffee cups into the sink
>Wife tries to talk her out of continuing, but she does anyway
>Talking about how instead of men and monster are able to co-habitat that men are nothing more than dicks for the harvest
>Memories are coming back to you now
>Mud and rainwater filled trenches, choking your lungs on Mothman powder
>Young men being raped left and right by Devil Bugs, Matangos, and Beelzebubs
>The last fourteen days were the worst
"Dear, please don't."
>You're standing full upright now, towering over your daughter. Years of drinking your waifu's milk have turned you into a mountain that walks, and when she sees your face in an expression of serene calm, she begins to shrink away
"I... I was just kidding Dad."
>Start moving towards her, every step like the thunderclaps of the coming storm
>Back her into the wall, your wife is trying to hold you back before you kabe-don your own daughter
>I lost good men, brothers even, to your slutty little tart. So don't educate me on what I can and cannot do. I brought you into this world, and it would pain me dearly, but I will take you out of it if you so much as utter that bullshit again.
>Are we clear?
"Yes sir"
>She responds sheepishly
>Are we CLEAR?
>Back away, daughter looks like she's a calf again with how much she's shrunken away from you
>Go to the refrigerator, opening the door
>Inside is a small cupcake with her name on it, the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" haphazardly sprayed onto it
>She eats her cupcake in tears, thinking you hate her now
>You assure her through a fatherly hug, that there isn't any force that could make you hate her, and that you're sorry for frightening her earlier
>All while repressing the memories of those damnable mushrooms when you first met your wife, mud and blood caked, thinking you were going to purge her.

Only this time you did it in a different way.

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Maybe she enjoys the hunt.

>You get a 3 minute head start, get running.

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>> No.15460717

Wait, so which option gets me raped harder? Just standing there in front of her for three minutes, actually running, or going on the offensive and embracing her mofu.

>> No.15460719

>>Back away, daughter looks like she's a calf again with how much she's shrunken away from you
>>Go to the refrigerator, opening the door
>>Inside is a small cupcake with her name on it, the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" haphazardly sprayed onto it
>>She eats her cupcake in tears, thinking you hate her now
>>You assure her through a fatherly hug, that there isn't any force that could make you hate her
This is why I love daughteru stuff.

This is what I live for.

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Another forest fire thwarted and eaten up by that mysterious protector!

>> No.15460723

Yeah, how dare she sully uniform of the Reich with the symbol of some filthy monster slut. I mean, what? Did you say something?

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>> No.15460728

Not our fault we're just better at war, it is in our nature just as much as it is in the nature of monsters to rape.

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Best uniforms. Worst people.

>> No.15460733

Oh-ho? We are getting high on Alp here, boys.
You can't just set up a deadline like that and break it.

>> No.15460738

I know, I'm 100% a faggot.
Literally writing the end to it this minute.

>> No.15460742

You might not know it from the human-biased media, but the monstergirl were only the aggressors in the first few weeks of the War. After that, it was months of one-sided slaughter before they installed a bullshit "Peace treaty"

>> No.15460749

>worse than the Commie Bears
Good goy, good goy. Remember the six trillion Tanukis.

>> No.15460752

The faggotness can forgive if you are a little late. No need to worry about it, do it at your own pace. I do the same.

>> No.15460757

Stop the bully-wullying!

>> No.15460758

As it should be. It's not like you stop killing the enemy just because you're started winning the war. Nah mate, you keep up the pressure until they capitulate.

>> No.15460762

I want to hug a monster supremacist yeti

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Running really gets her blood pumping for the inevitable snu-snu at the end of the "game," you know.
But going on the offensive means she'll make every effort to outdo you, you can't really go too wrong.
If you just stood there you're probably not getting three minutes. Maybe three seconds.

>> No.15460767

Golems would be more appropriate tbqh.

>> No.15460768

I want to convince my Monster Waifu to become a Monster Supremacist!

>> No.15460769

What happens if two manticores touch their tails together?

>> No.15460771

Well then. I guess the my best option would be to go on the offensive and snuggle her into submission. All the while hoping she'll "pay me back" threefold at least.

>> No.15460772

It's gay.

>> No.15460776

I want to raise an Elf as a human so she instinctively is smug about human culture because it is way better than the feral monsters like those no good elves who swing from trees

>> No.15460777

But you can't holocaust machines.
They can't. It's like holding magnets with the same polarity against each other. They repel.

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>> No.15460779

No yuri allowed anon!

>> No.15460785

You really don't know your history do you? They offered to surrender multiple times, but the governments kept up the pressure so they could look like the good guys and restore their peoples faith in them and fully control the monstergirls and their resources. All the bed press against the monstergirls for being uncontrollable years after the war ended? They were just trying to regain control over their own destiny.

>> No.15460787


Put a dick between them

>> No.15460790

Like two vacuum cleaners sucking each other up.

>> No.15460793

Wouldn't she realize she's not a human pretty quickly given her ears? Additionally, what happens when she does realize she's an elf and not a human?

>> No.15460797

She was just born with an ear condition

>> No.15460799

There's nothing wrong with only accepting an unconditional surrender, or otherwise pushing for total conquest before discuss terms.

>> No.15460807

They offered to surrender on the humans' terms every time, but they just wanted to slaughter thousands of monsters to prove a point.

>> No.15460811

This is becoming uncomfortably stupid.

>> No.15460812

So what happens when she finds out she's an elf? Do several years of repressed monster instincts kick in at once? Being an elf she's probably beg that you take her on the spot and "punish" her for being so conceited to think she a human.

>> No.15460813

I know we're past setting any quality/intelligence posting bar around here, but could you still take this armchair military expertise and the juvenile 'err humans are like perfect war machines mang' pseudo-philosofic talk back to k/pol/tg/wherever you came from? It's quite cringy and largely off-topic.

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>> No.15460816

But there's nothing mgt loves more than superfluous edge!

>> No.15460817

Clearly you've never overcooked clay before.

>> No.15460826

She is deep in denial think Uncle Ruckus

>> No.15460838

>This can't be, it says here I'm 102% Monster with a 2% margin of error
>Why Chief God, why Chief God, whyyyyyyy

>> No.15460842

I have not been around for awhile. College stuff! But I'm gonna start on a one-shot as we speak. Be forewarned, I'm basing it on ManyEyedHydra's HellSpace stuff but don't worry! It's not gonna be snuff shit. Imagine something more akin to Full Metal Jacket and Platoon. Not gonna do any of that bad end stuff. Just not my style. But yeah, thought I'd pop in and say I still breathe.

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Come to think of it, many of us dislike a certain species of monster girls for one reason or the other; from thinking that Kobold is a furry to Dragon is an asshole (not true).
But the thing is, what about your waifu/favorite species? Does she hate fellow monster girls for her quirks, or maybe because in your headcanon this certain monster did something bad to you or her? Tell me about it, Anon. Who does your waifu hate?

>> No.15460848

I just wanted to let you know, that as one of the resident milfags, I'll be judging your story harshly. Mostly because the premise interests me, though.

>> No.15460849

>Full Metal Jacket and Platoon.
Why war stories? This is just not right!
My waifu acknowledges the right of lesser beings to exist under her benevolent rule.

>> No.15460850

I have no idea who you are, but good luck I guess.

>> No.15460852

I always found some of the concepts of MEH's Hellspace stuff interesting. The idea of an alternate universe, the mystery surrounding it, some of the entities like the plants.
I look forward to it. You can write a little bit of threat and bad-end stuff, I wouldn't mind.

>> No.15460856

Good. Gonna also warn you now that even though my entire family has been in the military, they DQ'd me because I had to take anti-depression medication. You'll have to forgive me if it doesn't live up to your realities, but I will do my best!

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>> No.15460862

Euclidean geometry and Alraunes.

>> No.15460866

Ahhh. How have you received this special variety of hell since leaving /a/?

>> No.15460867

How do you think a human boy streaming without a cam would do? No cam, no teasing, and not really caring about flirty messages from the chat. Just focusing on playing the game and having a good time.
I'd imagining some of the monsters who are into games being appreciative.
And also how hilarious it would be to see some random Succubus join the stream, say something to the effect of "Wait where's the dick?" and then get ding dong bannu'd.

>> No.15460870

Poor Aunt Elfnay

>> No.15460874

>Reverse Cowgirl
>Mating Press
>Reverse Facefucking
>69 with Paizuri
And that's just the tip of the smug harem iceberg.

>> No.15460881

But boys are shit at games.

>> No.15460884

Like, this board? It's not too bad. I like it here. Less degenerate stuff here.

>> No.15460891

That one's a ding dong bannu too.
Besides, good or bad does it really matter if you and the chat are having a good time?

>> No.15460892

I just grow tired of seeing the same inaccuracies being portrayed. Stuff like every squad being made up of 4-5 hyper specialized "roles" like sniper, demolition guy, heavy weapon guy, etc. Also poor knowledge of rank structure and responsibilities, poor knowledge of unit sizes, no radio VP, and soldiers not acting like soldiers.

Unrelated, but reminder to never seek professional help or mediation for depression, because it can and will fuck you over later in life. Like trying to get into the military, or apply for certain licenses/qualifications.

>> No.15460898

>soldiers not acting like soldiers
As someone who spent 9 months in military service I have no clue what this means, explain.

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Every MG would say boys only play healers and shit.

Tfw literally every MG online would be after me because I do actually play Healers.

>> No.15460901

You'll just have to read it and judge for yourself :^)

Also, give me a first name. Not your name, per se, but a first name.

>> No.15460902