Monster Girl Thread

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Rising from the ashes.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>15453728
That's a lot of bling for a bird.

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Vampires a best.

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>>15453740
What a messy eater!

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>>15453740
Vampires a shit.

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Kobolds are cute and deserve lots of kinky sex!

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>>15453728
I want the winter back so I can bundle up with a yeti by the fireplace

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>>15453740

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>>15451971
>>15451986
>>15452020
I went to bed, woke up, showered, ate breakfast, etc.

>Intolerably lewd personality starts giving you a blowjob, making it as erotic as possible
>Personality switches to the quiet one
>She turns red like a tomato and stops to look around and make sure the two of you are alone before tentatively continuing
>Personality switches to the tomboy, who laughs and tells you that you taste good before bobbing her head up and down at a pretty quick pace
>Switches to the possessive personality
>She reaches up and grabs you tightly with her claws and tries to pull you as far into her throat as she can, with eyes staring up at you in adoration
>She makes sure you're as far down her throat as is physically possible when you cum
>Only after she's sure she's gotten every last drop of cum out does she slowly, almost reluctantly, let go of you and slide your dick out of her mouth
>She then starts to gently kiss and lick your dick while whispering that she loves you

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>>15453743
She gets a bit too enthusiastic.

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>>15453766
Such a wrong opinion.

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>>15453772
>She reaches up and grabs you tightly with her claws and tries to pull you as far into her throat as she can, with eyes staring up at you in adoration
>She makes sure you're as far down her throat as is physically possible when you cum
Lewd.

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Ooga booga where the dragon women at?

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>>15453781
Raiding ice cream trucks.

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>>15453781
They have no desire to be spammed.

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>>15453772

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>>15453736
Like a Werekitten.

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I want to help the obese Nerdhound slim down a bit!

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>>15453740
>a yandere tittypire will never force you to drink her milk while concealing you in a wing hug

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I want just alice from mgq, I want dem snake cuddles

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>>15453772
Chimeras have way too much potential to be as ignored as they are.

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>>15453797

I want to sit her in my lap and play with her hair

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>>15453811
Other features can stay, but the heads have got to go.

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>>15453458
More like Thicksune.

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>>15453815
Maybe if they were just shoulder-pad like pieces that stopped just before were the ears started and still had the horns.

That way she could still have elements of those beasts while not looking overly ridiculous.

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>>15453827
>gazer
Of course she's in everything I wonder who is behind this.

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>>15453827
Them thighs tho.

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>>15453848
The thickest and bestest thighs

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>>15453840
Jewnukis? Why would they do that?

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>>15453755
Love dat fluffy tail.

>>15453821
Thick fox is best fox.

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>>15453882
Wanna rub that fox belly.

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>>15453882
>pregnant kitsunes
YES

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>>15453882
That's a big litter.

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>>15453882
Too small! Need to drink more fertility spring water! Bigger belly to rub! More Mofu daughters!

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>>15453897
But then she wouldn't be able to move!

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>>15453781
Shhhhh. Dragons are sleeping.

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THICK Paladin-chans.
Massive, pious hips desperate for your cum.
Do your part today and waifu a veteran!

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>>15453906
I'll pamper her so much she won't mind! Foot rubs in exchange for belly rubs! Chocolate Kisses in exchange for actual ones! Hot Tub for Hot Lady!

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>>15453948
Nah, humans are dumb.

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>>15453948
They can't produce milk though.

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>>15453955
They can once you impregnate them!

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>>15453882
>tfw no pregnant Kitsune to fuck

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>>15453954
They're made for bugs, anyway.

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>>15453965
You have your own board for that shit anon.

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>>15453949
That'll certainly make things easier for her.

Don't forget to massage her back.

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>>15453739
When your lifespan stretches out across dozens of human generations, you tend to accumulate wealth. But wherever you need to travel around because of your longevity, or because the banks start getting suspicious, it tends to be a good idea to liquidate some of your assests into highly portable and valuable items for convenience.

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Muscle Hobgoblins

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>>15454029
Would gladly sit in my lap and pamper.

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>>15454029
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57608438
Made for paizuri.

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>>15454029
I want to explore her cave

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>>15454069
I truly wish to see MGE Hobgobilins with more Granblue style proportions.

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>>15454103
Yeah, that would be lovely.
The perfect shortstacks.

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Figgot pls draw more butts, I need them. I need them all.

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>>15454133
I wouldn't mind seeing monstergirls drawn with butts fatter than they're interpreted.

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>>15454005
>Advice from a Dragon

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OL

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>>15453887
>>15453891
>>15453895
>>15453906
>>15453949

But are you willing to make sacrifices for the baby?

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>>15454157
>fat lactating titties and musclegirls in the previous thread
>big plump rears in this one
Blessed be.

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>>15454159
I prefer my lolis with curves and big butts thank you very much.

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God fucking dammit. I told myself that I would never ever fall for this monstergirl shit.

... But the Ushi-Oni is so goddamn cute. God. What the fuck is wrong with me. I've fallen head over heels for a fucking spidergirl. You guys win. I'm a monsterfag now, as much as it pains me to say it.

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>>15453840
What do you mean of course?

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>>15453882
That dumb fox got herself pregnant! What a slut!

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>>15454175
How'd you even start to like her and come here in the first place?

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>>15454175
Okay?

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>>15454175
what took you so long

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>>15454175
Think of the paladins, Anon. Think of how sad they will be when they find out that you converged.

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>>15454175
Are you the guy from /tg/

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Fat-bottomed Oni

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>>15453827
THICC
H
I
C
C

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>>15454182
She was posted in /tg/. I don't even know how it happened. I just fell in love with her in like a day.

Maybe I was just too closed-minded before.

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>>15454175
>But the Ushi-Oni is so goddamn cute
Do you even know how an Ushi Oni is apart from that pic?

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>>15453948
Sure, but I'm not a paladin like her, and I'm no good in a fight.

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>>15454226
He likely isn't aware of their snusnu nature.

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>>15454205
>fat-bottomed Oni with small breasts
CBT alert!

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>>15454215
>I don't even know how it happened. I just fell in love with her in like a day.
A boy falls in love with a girl

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Ch 101 of Moose's story

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/109118392/Chapter%20101


>Duke is in some tower, protecting it while waiting for the Empire for help
>Takes an arrow through the shoulder & is taken to a safe room
>Wight appears & uses heal: it's super effective
>Uses sweet talk + always watching over you; Duke uses dead parents + dead sister: it's somewhat effective
>Wight says the future's been affected by an something (Hint: It's the MC), then disappears
>Soldiers appear: THE WALL gates have been taken from the enemy
>Duke: "There's still hope"



>Story time with mad scientist
>"I actually brought Big Guy Miniboss to the room you were going to, MC"
>"You touched demon energy w/o dying last time & I want to study you"
>"Just business last time: sorry about the killing part"
>Something about the Tower of Babel (yes, Babel) & man's folly & the god's punishment
>"My secret club (invitation only + change your name to a letter 'V') wants to study the magic that man lost after Babel"
>"My zombie spy told me you had magic crystal; then, I planned to get you by yourself"
>MC finally says that mad scientist will fail when reinforcements arrive
>Mad scientist: "I made Golem 2: Electric Boogaloo"



>Duke + soldiers defend the gate against the enemy's battering ram
>Considers to ask the wight for help, ignores it
>Duke + soldiers thrown back, steam punk mecha armor appears
>Mecha is made of black iron, very big, has one red eye seen through the helmet, unscratched
>Voice from the miniboss count: "Check this new toy I got"



WE MECHA NOW

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>>15454236
Shuten-Douji doesn't do that stuff, even though a lot images focus in her feet for whatever reason.

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>>15454239
I don't loathe Moose, but I kinda want to see him do MGE oriented stuff outside of his story.

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>>15454226
Look man the important part is that I came into that /tg/ thread a monstergirl hater and left a spidergirlfag. That Ushi-Oni picture was just the gateway drug that made me realize that spidergirls are cute as fuck.

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>>15454239
>Mecha is made of black iron, very big, has one red eye seen through the helmet, unscratched
I imagine this thing looks like a fantasy version of the Graze Ein?

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>>15454250
She's to a normal Spidergirl what a Kobold is to a Hellhound.

But you probably don't even understand the comparation.

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>>15454212
Why is THICC so perfect?

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>>15454175
I hope you're prepared for the snusnu once the portal opens.

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>>15454270
>She's to a normal Spidergirl what a Kobold is to a Hellhound.
Ehehehehe inside joke

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>>15454270
Is there a particular reason you're being an elitist hipster, or is that just your nature?

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>>15454280
He probably doesn't even know what the seal is for!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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>>15454287
Heh

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>>15454286
He isn't being an elitist hipster, he's just being rather genuine in regards to what you're getting into.

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>>15454287
It's a convenient excuse. In reality it's just a fancy decoration but Ushis for generations have lied about needing it, one little "sorry honey I couldn't help it, my seal slipped" and all is forgiven.

We need to educate husbands so that they know the truth.

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>>15454276
She looks like she could give birth again and again without trouble.

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>>15454311
>Settle into an endless look of fucking, pregnancy, and birth with your waifu

It'd be the perfect life, if not for the absurd amount of children.

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>>15454175
Here's a cute Ushi-Oni story for you to read, /tg/-kun. Line 110.
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4

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>>15454331
Just live in a premodern society with a 50% infant mortality rate and all those babbys become indispensable.

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>You will never eat burg with a doggo


Kill me. Life just hurts so much.

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>>15454349
>indispensable
You're looking for the other word. Dispensable.
And I could never consider my children that. They're as precious as the waifu.

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Rugby monster girls are sexy.

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>>15454376
>Dispensable
No, you need all of them because any and all of them might die.

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>>15454379
explain

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new commission art soon friends.

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>>15454380
Oh, I see what you mean.
At first I thought you meant that living in that society, they'd die at such a rate that you wouldn't have to worry about having too many children. Nevermind.

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>new thread
>still no response from anon about story
>Moose releases new chapter
At this rate Moose'll end up using a cursed sword/armor with Hakumen's personality before then.
Oh well, at least I still have future plans for stories to keep me going for now.

>party at campfire
>loli Echidna being pestered by the Apophis to take up dark magic and minor alchemy
>Lamia geomancer trying to get her to learn earth magic and major alchemy
>Echidna proceeds to ignore them once they get at eachother's throats
>Asks the dragon if she can teach her to breath fire
>Two others do the same

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>>15454384
There is nothing to explain.

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>>15454399
Why are loliflayers so good?

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>>15454239
That Bapho's design is better than the vanilla one IMO. Then again we've yet to see an 'actual' Baphomet by KC which wouldn't be among his earliest borderline-amateur drawings.
So what volume does Ba'el first appear in?

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>>15454239
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan!

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>>15454407
>That Bapho's design is better than the vanilla one IMO
Even as a fan of the original design I'd have to agree.

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>>15454392
Nice. Hope you'll start getting kejourou in group pictures too.

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>>15454406
Because they're acute.

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>>15454406
They're cute little things that want to make their onii-chan smile.

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>>15454440
I want a loli mindflayer to clumsily invade my mind and give me a vague feeling of joy!

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>>15454407
>So what volume does Ba'el first appear in?

Volume 5

ch 71 (in a disguise)

ch 74 (actual form)

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>>15454406
Because they are small, squishable, and cuddly.

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>>15454426

That would be nice.

I'll have to think of some ideas and who to include.

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>>15454448
I want a squishyflayer to invade my mind and make me think I'm a shota. I'm a kid now, I'm a squid now.

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>>15454372
Lanka is a cute pupper. Shame I keep forgetting the name of the series she's from.

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>>15454399
>At this rate Moose'll end up using a cursed sword/armor with Hakumen's personality before then.
I'd paint her white if you know what I mean.

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>>15454392
Wunderbar!

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>>15454479
>being turned into her childhood friend
That doesn't sound so bad...

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>>15454485
That's a thick werecat.
Gonna feed her fish and scritch her ears.

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>>15454372
I want to eat her. By sandwiching her between two pillows so she can't move and licking her down there.

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>>15454399
Why are lolis with black sclera so adorable?

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>>15454482
Murenase

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>All these anons being seduced by the eldritch whore just because she's travel-sized
Enjoy being squid codpieces

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>>15454479
I like the thing where someones inner-self is different than their physical appearance.

For instance, a mindflayer intrudes a knights mind only to find an insecure child inside.

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>>15454419
He needs to make a redraw, really. The original is passable if you look at Lamia or Echidna, but this isn't saying much. Imagine her with Satyros level of detail elaboration, on fur and hooves and so on, plus maybe a complete remake of her blank clothes by adding some demonic/radical faction tunes KC loves so much. She could get on a whole new level.

>>15454462
That's pretty far in. Thanks.

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>>15454503
>squid codpieces
If it's a loli mindflayer, you'll be a squid teddybear.

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>>15454484
Can't paint a white knight of a cursed sword any whiter, anon.
Not even with, like, a thousand faceless old men.

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>>15454503
I don't have to be a squid if I don't want to be.

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>>15454501
Thanks.

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>>15454506
>The pious white knight is just a scared little kid playing out a power fantasy
I'd buy it. Curious to see what would be rattling around in the minds of other Order folks.

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>>15454513
Yes, because being a brainless husk for her to rape endlessly is so much better.

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>>15454503
I'm down with the 'bome no matter what size she is, anon.

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>>15454270
Elitist AND too stupid to know how an analogy works. You fucked up the order dumbass.

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>>15454538
We'd rape eachother equally.

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>>15454538
They want a man who loves them for what they they are, not a slave.

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>>15454520
>Enters mind of one priest
>Sees all evils of the world
>Gets a long lecture about the nature of good and evil, and that man is superior than angels for reasons
>Smells mabo tofu
It was then that mindflayer-chan decided to not enter the minds of priests with mullets.

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>>15454551
I personally picture the preists as being self-flagellating. They grew up as sympathizers or even wanting to fuck a monster, so their families sent them away to have the holiness beaten into them.

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>>15454562
>insane firebrand turns out to be thinking non-stop about his monoeye childhood friend

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I want to put my finger in my mouth and stick it in a mindflayer's ear. That will teach her how it feels like to be flayed.

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>>15454562
>"I wanna fuck horse pussy!"
>"No son of mine will be some limp-wristed demonlord supporter! This is a chief god supporting house! You're going to priest school until you straighten up!"
>Guy becomes a decent priest
>Nicknamed Mr. Holy Hands
>Has orgies with the nuns, who were turned into Dark Priests because of him letting certain monsters sneak in

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Jiffic is a nice artist and Gazerfag has nice taste in outfits.

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What monster girl has the best hips?

The best thighs?

The best feet?

The best claws?

The best paws?

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>>15454239
Who are you anyway? I missed some threads but you just appeared from nowhere. Were you moose all along?

I mean, before we only "discussed" it rarely.

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>>15454590
You can a Chimera to make the best of all worlds.

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>>15454590
Lamia
Wight
Lich
Wyvern
Anubis

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>>15454590
>Best hips
>Best thighs

I am genuinely interested

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Anyone got that picture of an anubis geting her ears or head scratched?

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>>15454485
Why does she have the triforce on her belt?

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>>15454583
>Pulling on the string
Even though she's naked by default this is still hot.

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>>15454616
This one?

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>>15454590
>What monster girl has the best hips?
Wurm

>The best claws?
Wurm!

>The best thighs?
WURM

>The best feet?
WUUUURM

>The best paws?
WUUUUUUUUUURM

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>>15454656
Why is molesting the ears of monster girls so much fun?

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>>15454656
Yes, that's exactly the one. Thank you.

>>15454667
Because they get pleasure from it as well. Like those nice little shivers you get from ASMR, just turned up to eleven, and coursing through their whole body. Plus, it's even more intimate to them than it is if it's done to us.

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>>15454583
Jiffic is cool, I actually got a delivery from him before.

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>>15454590
Demon/Wight
Familiar
Familiar
Familiar

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>>15454679
True.
Nothing would be better than pinning down a kitsune and molesting her ears for hours on end.

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>>15454590
>The best thighs?
Wight.
>The best feet?
Elf/demon.
>The best claws?
Salamander.
>The best paws?
Manticore.

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I want to molest the ears of an oppai loli manticub.

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>>15454721
>still no art of an oppai loli Manticore

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>>15454729
Indeed, it's truly a shame.

She'd try to act all smug to you only for you to sit her in your lap and begin molesting her ears

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>>15454729
Good. Let's keep it that way.

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>>15454748
>>She'd try to act all smug to you only for you to sit her in your lap and begin molesting her ears
Nigga, if an oppai loli is on your lap you don't just molest her ears.

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I want to marry a farm girl Wolfu and have a cozy life with her in the mountains.

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>>15454754
Of course you do!
You molest them till she's red-faced and panting.
That way she Offers you something else to feel, hefting her chest up while undoing the buttons.

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>>15454754
That's right, you also kiss her cute little bulb!

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>>15454766
>That way she Offers you something else to feel, hefting her chest up while undoing the buttons.
That's the ticket. Best if she's a brown pailoi Manticore.

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What if you gathered every shy Dragon hatchling and brought them together? Would you get a wish?
Or will you just have a bunch of soon-to-be-cranky hatchlings that will want food eventually?

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>>15454770
Tan brown so you see where the tanlines are or naturally chocolate colored?

Would you want to see her do seated paizuri with you, her eyes looking up at you while she suckles your member?

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>>15454792
It'd be cute if she attempted to give a nursing hand/pawjob, but her arms weren't long enough and she'd have to use her tailpussy instead.

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>>15454819
That would be cute.
Know what would also be good?
Paizuri where she latches her tailpussy to your tip so she can attack you in two ways at once.

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I'm going to challenge a Mindflayer in a submission match

I'll make her tap out with an arm bar

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>>15454827
>Paizuri where she latches her tailpussy to your tip so she can attack you in two ways at once.
I actually had that idea as well.

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>>15454606

Not him luckily...

Been skimming through Moose's works for a while to see how it will go making the MC + harem nigh invincible while making the antagonists crazier and eviler

>Wonder if it will crash and burn in the long run

>or if the characterization will change for the better

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>>15454834
I don't think arm bars work on things that don't have skeletons..

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>>15454837
It would allow her to grin up at you and whisper smug things about how you look with her tits and tail milking you.

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>>15454841
I'll still give it a go, what's the worst that can happen?

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>>15454699
Wrong reply target, but very correct words.

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>>15454838
Usually the longer you do something the better you get, but I think it got too crazy, to be brief.

That said, who knows what can happen, I still get some fun out of it. Wonder if he'll go for the 200 mark and end up even crazier.

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>>15454786
They would get all clingy to you and you'll have to feed them. Their mothers would do the same.

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>>15454838
I sometimes wonder if I'll end up like Moose if my story reaches a similar length?
Oh wait, I'm too fond of at least 2 bad guys being pretty cool and not completely evil, MC not being top dag and sometimes relying on pocketsand or 2v1 to win hard fights, and MC only getting shit that's useful and not flashy.
I only really have to worry about the insanity, I guess.

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>>15454890
>Discover a handful of Dragon eggs
>They hatch and the little Dragon girls of varying types all imprint on you
What would monster girls think of single fathers?

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>>15454970
Unsung heroes. Basically the opposite of what the real world thinks of them.

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>>15454922
Those elf titties are fine.

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Is there any point in looking at the other fallen brides or is Mimiru the best by far?

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>>15454987
She's okay.

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>>15454970
Better question.
What would his daughters think of him once they turn teen?

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>>15454922
>I sometimes wonder if I'll end up like Moose if my story reaches a similar length?

How many stories are out there of similar length, in the first place?

You have Moose's, obviously, which goes without saying.
Then you have Losenis' which he linked a couple threads ago, and the wordcount is automatically shown on the page at around 650k in 76 chapters

That's the only two I know of, though. Laska and Me is 20+ but I've never read it and I sure as fuck won't going by what I heard around here to figure out if it's actual lengthy chapters or just a bunch of quick short ones.

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>>15454970
Men who need a woman in their lives.

>>15454995
An embarrassment as all her friends think he's a DILF.

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>>15454970
A good light, I would imagine.

>Wurm imprinted the roomba as her mother and your Randy Savage poster as her father
>The rest follow you around everywhere, hiding behind your legs

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>>15455004
Can you imagine the shitstorm that would ensue once one of them let it get out that their dad is single and has been for years?

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>>15455005
>Little dragon girls following like ducklings
>You come to a sudden stop and they all fall on top of each other

Oh god my heart

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>>15454987
I'm more into Francisca myself.

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>>15454153
You know, this is legitimately good advice and dragons are supposed to be pretty wise and whatnot, but somehow I can't help forming some association with Gold Member.

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>>15455002
Mine didn't get very far before shit happened. Overall, it's going to be fairly long and clusterfucked with characters at some point, some of whom will be cameos.
I also plan on it basically being "MC wants to do X, but ends up getting into Y after various events as the story progresses" type of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455022
Ask him if he ever gets lonely while the daughter tells them to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455022
Imagine if it happens during a PTA meeting though.
>"Your father is a good looking man. I'm honestly jealous of your mother"
>"Oh me and my sisters don't have a mother. Dad found us as eggs and raised us on his own."
>"...Wait does that mean he's single?"
>"Yeah. Always has been. Why?"
And then anon felt a cold chill and the stare of all the single mothers and teachers in the room on his back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455030
>All crash into eachother
>Wyvern starts crying
>Jabberwock tries to cheer her up, being her big sister and all
>Ryu gets into a tantrum
>Dragon climbs up your leg and hangs off your back
>Wurm eats your WiiU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454609

A chimera you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454987
I'm more of a Koyoi guy, there's something about the whole former monster murderer turned into what she used to hunt thing that does it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455057
This is where he lets out a hearty laugh and ruffles the hair of the questioning girl right?

>>15455061
Dadnon is going to be married by month's end isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455078
That's just a clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get home all tired and exhausted after a long and busy day out
>Mind defaults to thinking about waifu things
>Except I'm not thinking about how nice it'd be to unwind while being pampered by her
>But thinking about how nice it'd be to relax after the day by pampering her
>Sitting her on my lap, scratching and massaging her scalp
>Stroking her paws, brushing my fingertips over her knuckles and lightly tickling the grooves between her digits
>Stimulating each individual fur, and flipping her hands around to do the same to her pawpads, especially massaging the center pads with heavier, deep, slow circular movements

This waifu thing is getting more and more intense by the day. A line has clearly been crossed, but I don't know how - and don't want - to stop it at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455078
Someone needs to revoke that Lich's license, magic has gone too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455074
>Headpat the wyvern and tell her it's going to be okay
>Praise the wocky for being a great nee-san
>Tell Ryu that big girls don't cry and if she stops, you are gonna buy her favorite candy
>Pretend to have wings with you new winged backpack
>Give wurm an apple pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455078
Ha, Chimera-chan is such a klutz!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455078
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455095
Yeah, but they keep trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455120
But Anon, imagine the SEX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455124
So who's going to win the Dadbowl?

Will it be the CC dragon principle?
The Jinko next door that has made passes at him?
Or will it be one of the girls friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455112
>giving treats to the Wurm who just ate your gaming console
Anon, you shouldn't reinforce or reward bad behavior.
>Night time
>Tucking them into their individual beds
>They fall asleep easily
>Go to bed yourself
>Wake up
>All are in bed with you
>Nuzzling and hugging the shit out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455135
Alternate answer.
The awkward Anubis homeroom teacher with a heart of gold and the thighs of a goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455148
I think he's giving her the pie to keep her from eating the console.
Which one would like the Battle Network games the most? Because you bet your ass I'd download all of them if I had a Wii U.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455155
>Which one would like the Battle Network games the most?
Definitely wyvern. Too bad about that hands thing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455159
She can just watch me play them, because I'm a loser like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455152
That would be quite nice.
Hopefully the kids don't walk in on him doing her doggy style.

>>15455155
I'd be careful about that, that's a good way to get a pudgy wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455165
They didn't see it, but they got sent to sleepovers with their friends that night so they put two and two together.
>"So dad, you're fucking our teacher now huh?"
>"Is she gonna be our mom?"
>"When's the wedding?!"
For the record, that's the Dragon, the Wurm, and the Jabberwock in order.
The Dragon's a bit of a snarker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455135
The nice human janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455155
>Jabberwock wants to play a metroid game
>Not Other M
>Ryu wants to play Mario
>Dragon wants to play Mario Party
>Wyvern wants to watch you play
>Wurm wants to play Drakengard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455176
I can only imagine the dragons face when the dad tells her when the wedding is scheduled.

>>15455178
But she's weird and smells of chlorine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455178
I think the Janitor might have misconstrued that as a reference to them, rather than a joke about the whole monstergirl school situation with the weird outlier janitor, which is kind of a comedy trope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455152
>awkward Anubis homeroom teacher with a heart of gold and the thighs of a goddess
Time to sneak away with her into the nearest closet, heft her up by the thighs so she's pinned against the wall with her paws off the floor, and kiss and nuzzle her all over, with no sex yet because she's too pure and dedicated to her job for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455198
>Janitor didn't like getting called a human

EVERYONE CALLED ME A CONSPIRACY THEORIST WHEN I SAID THIS BOARD WAS CONTROLLED BY TANUKIS INSTEAD OF HUMANS

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455198
Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't say lewd things in front of Wurms, they will get over excited and an excited Wurm without a safe outlet for her excitement can be dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455189
It's hard to satisfy all those little girls. I would need a woman to do this, but who is the best candidate at taking care of 5 little lizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455217
>implying tankui would do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455232
I want to hold hands with a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455233
>who is the best candidate at taking care of 5 little lizards?
The answer is always echidna. You'd end up making lots more babies besides, though. A kiki or hakutaku would be good backups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455234
The tanukis compile profiles of all the posts we make, and use that to advertise us for the most appropriate monstergirl.
So really, they're not doing it for free. All the desperate monstergirls pay them for information on the Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455244
And the anons get the most suitable monstergirl. It's a perfect system, aside from the fact that we never asked for this.

Wait. Didn't you just describe the dating service guy? The tricky little shits aren't even hiding it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455240
The Hakutaku teacher really is a good option. Wise, gentle, cute, nice tail, great with kids, great in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454590
H I P S

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455253
We never asked for it, and pointing it out will make you mysteriously disappear.
Speaking of, weird that the chain got deleted. Remeber all that talk about "Janny" and "Janet" so long ago? This was on the same level as that, but they seem rather contentious towards it. What's up with that, do you think?

Anyway, that Dating Service thing brings back some memories. Is he still going?
I think I remember getting a vigilante tinkerer coyote girl from that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455269
This is the artist that draws the thick fox maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455283
>you will never be cuddledommed by a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455283
>you will never be kabe-donned by a dragon delinquent
>you will never escape because she is stunned by the sudden kiss you gave her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455283
>you will never make a cute baby kobold with your beautiful kobold waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455319
>Dragon
>Delinquent
I think a Dragon would be too much of a rich girl to be a real delinquent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455283
>you will never get a nursing handjob from a milky Kiki maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455326
Cute baby kobolds are for belly poking so they latch onto your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455337
And for petting, and for snuggling, and for watching them sleep all curled up on your chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455333
Her hoard is other people's money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455342
You could even pat her head so that her tail starts wagging in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455349
Absolutely!

[Anonymous No.]

Kobold daughters are also absolutely not for fucking when they grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455354
See, that's where I'm gonna have to disagree with you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455354
How about fucking while young?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be femdom'd by a lusty wolfu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455354
Even if they initiate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455369
I wouldn't mind a bug Werewolf so long as it's not that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455369
I want to curbstomp a bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455382
A bug werewolf?
Are you doing super science again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455283
>you will never cuddle a litter of cuddly, purring werekittens and your werecat wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455386
Big Werewolf, even though the thought of a Lich creating a Werewolf/Arachne hybrid is pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455391
Could you imagine them napping in your lap, each of them curled up next to each other and purring while your wife naps against you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455398
Yep, that would be a pretty cool wolf spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455400
I can, and I want nothing else in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455391
Why is this kitty sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455309
One of the best fearboners. Being relentlessly hunted down by a hellhound, either with her taunting me during her hunt or silently chasing me, then riding me ragged after she inevitably catches me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna touch an Anubutts pawpads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455413
She spent all day on /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455413
thinken of micegirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455432
What are micegirls thinking of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455438
Cheesegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455438
Snorting lines of Cheeto dust off of their husbands' dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455438
Why so many monster girls that would be their predators if they were all animals find them adorable now. Like that ojou werecat that has all of her maids be mousegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455438
Getting tied up and violated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455425
Making the strict Anubutt class rep ahegao by massaging her pawpads!

[Anonymous No.]

Gaooo~

[Anonymous No.]

Oiran monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455487
Don't make me break out the squirt bottle.
Daughterus are NOT allowed on the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455487
Her wings and torso are missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455487
>"the fuck are you doing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455495
Kej are pretty much that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455487
Does she catches prey with her tail while she is in that mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455487
THEY'RE COMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455513
Suddenly I remember Alien

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455487
>Walk into a room and a Manticore drops down on you
Not going to lie, I'd probably soil myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455499
She had to save on weight somehow

[Anonymous No.]

What part of a Yeti is most sensitive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455603
Abdomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455603
Her tum-tum and the center of her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454175
It's time.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell ze wurm of your problems yah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455622
SCANS

WHEN!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455622
I'm addicted to dragons and I can't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455622
Well, I'm pretty sure that an alley cat misinterpreted my reason for offering her a shower and meal at my place. How do I explain I don't want to fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455622
if it meant ending my life I wish I could bring Monster girls to our world so everyone could have their own waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455603
her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455655
Couldn't you send us to their world instead? I don't want 3D monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455613
Thank you for your application to the Mofu Club and your expertise on where to rub mofu girls, a representative will be with you shortly to follow up

[Anonymous No.]

We don't make mistakes here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455674
that works to I just wanted everyone to be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455685
>Cat Lamia

...I'd take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455674
Would 2D girls even want a 3D guy? Let alone, a 3D, introverted, possibly unhygienic dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455685
>Cat Lamia
Hmmm
>Two tails
Hmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455685
This artstyle looks a tad familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455622
I have a crush on the big scary hellhound delinquent at school, but I just don't have the courage to confess to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455675
Wait what? Damn foxes tricking me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455703
I think it's Ol' man Plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455634
>>15455650
>>15455704

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455704
It's simple. You leave an unsigned love letter in her locker, and make sure to rub your sweat on it just a little bit. She'll take care of the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455695
You mean if you went there? I supposed if you go to their dimension you turn yourself 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455719
Oh geez oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455719
Will my smile get me a dragon? Will she treasure it deep in her heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455685
Just another day of spilling your creative fluids and blaspheming against God in the safety of the barn.

>>15455715
Nah, Plague has a very distinctive style of linework, like you can see here.
It is another artist's depiction of him, though.
http://keanefoxsart.tumblr.com/post/145791187129/ross-of-plagues

>>15455719
Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455531
RAPE OVER MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455732
>Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.

The hell are you going on about nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455732
>Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.
That's not him you baka neko
IT'S AN IMPOSTOR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455745
>>15455748
Oh, it's just someone reposting the image? Damn, I hadn't seen that one before, so I thought it was Latenight's new picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455756
No
Baka

[Anonymous No.]

Thick muscle Cheshires with orange and black fur.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455774
Wait a ticket, that doesn't sound like a Cheshire
That sounds like some sort of big cat. One that's going extinct. One that listens to Daryl Hall and John Oates Maneater on loop when working out at the gym
Damn. The name was on the tip of my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455774
We already have jinkos. Unless you want to give jinkos the ability to teleport and turn invisible.

In which case: you absolute madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455786
I always felt horrible for Lisa from the first one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455002
Or you could just read Laska and Me and not tell people in here about it if you're worried about incensing them. Bob's not the worst writer, but he's not the best.

I'm more troubled by his obsession with fucking furries, full package futa, and monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455774
Want to show a cheshire my butt, gonna show a cheshire my butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455791
>Unless you want to give jinkos the ability to teleport and turn invisible.
KC mentioned something about Jinko/Cheshire hybrids didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455818
>Getting this upset over a mention

Hi Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455830
Oh man, I hope he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455847
Yeah, I vaguely remember a mention of teleporting jungle werecat variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454583
It's funny how a single person with a waifu is pretty much busy making Gazers well known amongst artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455873
Gazerfag managed to get art from Fumio of all people, I'm mad jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455880
>yurishit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455880
Yuri is verboten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455880
Huh. I like the red lines on her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455487
Ceiling Manticore watching you fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455888
>>15455891
Just posting it because she's cute. No need to jump on me about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455880
>>15455890
The fuck are you doing? The images are not even new, so you know what are you doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455888
Must be hard to kiss with all those teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally no distractions
>Trying to write
>So tired I'm literally falling asleep at my desk

Fuck. This is a problem. Well, night thread.
I'm going to need to set myself a deadline here. If I don't deliver my story 24 hours from the time this is posted, I'm officially 100% a faggot.
https://pastebin.com/5DiqwZhW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455899
So I can post futa monstergirls if they're cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455907
Your choice whether you want to post it or not, no need to get so uptight about the pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455899
Goddamn, I had no idea this artist also drew that ripped oni girl. They've made some great designs, especially that harpy and phoenix next to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455917
Because not posting yuri is out of your mind, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455924
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455880
>>15455890
>>15455899
>>15455917
Come on nigga, the fact you're getting so defensive means your intentions were clear when posting these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455890
>>15455899
Cute, although she's an alien and not a monster girl even if this was the place for yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455926
There are tons of cute monstergirl pics out there with no yuri. Post those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455934
What are even assuming about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455906
Tick tock motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455934
They seem pretty chill to me. Not overly defensive much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455906
You can still write even if you Alp, so there is no need to worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455843
I'm not Bob. I'm just saying if you get past the dude's weirdness he's not half bad for a perpetual virgin who self depreciates more than any writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455906
Hah faggot. Seriously though quality takes time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455936
You get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455948
>I'm not Bob

That's exactly what Bob would've said

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, what is the best way to court a Mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455938
Ah, I see your point. The wording of >>15455924 was very odd, but nevermind.

I don't care much about the alien (cute design though), but if they hadn't posted that, I probably wouldn't have found out that artist did these two onis.
http://hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/post/141466521407/made-a-lil-ref-of-our-favorite-vindicator
http://hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/post/144103776827/some-hanna-in-colour-alexi-should-be-proud-but

Goddamn, look at that fitness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455960
Except I actually have quite a lot of distaste for his writings. His smut 90% of the time has more than one dick and that's not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455961
Present her with an offering showing your skills as a hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455953
Hello thought police, people are allowed to like something if they don't bring it into the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455965
Ok Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455967
No. Not even getting into this bullshit.
Just get out with your idiocy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455979
Whatever, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455950
I've been sitting on this since the 12th of June and I've only got 4300 words out of it. I've had enough time. Right now I need a kick in the ass to actually get writing at a decent rate. Setting a public deadline will work for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455981
Not going anywhere, been here in these threads for years without posting yuri and even told him it's not the place for it.

You're just looking for reasons to be angry, go spank an alp or something to release that rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455986
That's mean, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455987
I've got 8 months sitting on shitty story ideas. I have 0 words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455989
I'm not talking about the yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be hanging out with yeti gf
>You're at her place watching a movie
>She starts giving you bedroom eyes
>She pauses the movie and asks
>"Do you want to... You know..."
>You start forming the word "Yes" with your mouth
>Before you can fully say it, she grabs your hand with her big soft paw and drags you to her room
>You both strip out of your clothes
>You both cuddle all night long
Why are Yetis so pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456007
Then what the fuck are you even babbling on about then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456007
>>15456019
This whole conversation has gone completely off the rails. Like two guys trying to have a swordfight with their dicks on opposite sides of a canyon, facing away from each other.

>>15456017
Yetis are born of the snow that surrounds them, and inherit its traits, like purity and softness.
Occasionally, when you get weird snow, or magical snow, you get weird and magical yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456019
Whatever. If it slipped your mind in such short order, then I suppose you'll shut up about it easy enough, and we can just leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a self hating monoeye to bully me because I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455899
Heh, yuricuks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456027
Nah man, that's a snowglobe.
Bitches love snowglobes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456043
I want a pudgy elf to bully me because I took her out on a date.
I want to laugh and just ruffle her hair in response.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456071
Interesting. so is the snowglobe yeti hollow inside?
Is her fur and hair a transparent window to another realm of perpetual night and snow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456083
Anything is a land of perpetual night and snow if you lick the right things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456080
Eros Snackbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456101
The same effect doesn't look as good on the mindflayer. She's a more complex shape, and the snow is less isolated, so it isn't contained in her properly. Nice variant though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456043
>How pathetic you like monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456080
Gonna smite her right in her dumb pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455719
Cute ryu receptionist
cute ryu nurse who can't fully button up her top

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456043
"You're such a loser. Only being nice to me because you have a deviancy to like girls with defects."
"I hate you."
"Hate hate hate hate hate."
"I won't let you in, no matter how much you want to bed me. Stupid pervert."
>Oh yeah? Well I have something to tell you
"What, that you have some kind of human pussy on the side? It's okay, I won't blame you. Two eyes are better than one."
>Lean in close to her
"Well you're out of luck, because I only have eyes for you, baby"
>She buries face into your chest and HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHs with enough power you'd think she'd levitate like that angry bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456027
I want a Yeti with light blue fur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456124
Cute ryu bodyguard
Cute ryu soldier
Cute ryu wanderer
Cute ryu spaceman
Cute ryu firefighter
Cute ryu journalist
Cute ryu wife
Cute ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456134
5 dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456142
Is that in Canadian dollars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456142
I'll give you two dollars, plus this fox's bellybutton fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456144
5 dollar dollars.
http://i.imgur.com/luMfp1e.png

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm and Ryu sisters! Package deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456131
Eye love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456152
That lolifox looks pudgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456153
Deal, gonna touch that floof

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456156
That's a straight up toddler body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456152
Gonna make her a mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456160
Yeah, that fox may need to be aged a bit before I'd take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456160
Nephew is 1, can confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456156
Exercise isn't a priority when you have as much divinity as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456165
So your telling me that I'd find a flabby fox if I went to the fox shrine?
I'd need to try that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456155
>Telling a Monoeye "eye love you"
Who started this meme anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456131
>Sometimes at night she tries to prep herself to be mean to you tomorrow.
>Practices with a picture of you she took taped to her mirror.
>Every time she starts off with insults that gradually turn into her listing off everything about you that she finds attractive which is literally everything about you.
>She ends up a blushing mess, gives up and goes to bed.
>Where she masturbates to the thought of you for three straight hours, passing out after the fifteenth orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a monoeye take a potion to give her two eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456172
All the high level foxes are lazy. Why walk when you can float, teleport, or transform into an object to be carried somewhere?
Luckily, the foxes who maintain the shrines are all quite active and lithe.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of mayadere Dragons who challenge you to a card game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456196
I'm pretty good at card games though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456136
>the last one
my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456190
I dunno.
I may enjoy a lazy fox like that, even if she is smug.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's all so unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456265
What's up, chicken wing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456265
I know, I still don't have an anubis to pamper, princess carry, and massage.
Awful, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456265
That's life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456217
Even if she hides your computer, and transforms to disguise herself as it, subtly pranking you for hours by messing with the interface, until she eventually tries to pull off a jumpscare by suddenly flashing her ass at you in the screen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456265
One day we will be able to touch our waifus and they will be able to touch us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456248
>Three-way puffy vulva sanwich

I didn't think such a thing was possible. Praise the flexible, athletic foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456292
Sure, that would be nice.
Especially if I starting muttering dirty things about her rear so she feels embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM

[Anonymous No.]

Miiafag, are you going to visit Crab in LA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456314
Fucker, that's exactly what I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456265
Trust me, I know. I've almost given up on monstergirls and this thread entirely because my waifu will never be real and I can't get rid of this perpetual writer's block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455336
>no plump, milky Kikimora wet nurse
>no plump, milky Kikimora wet nurse that dedicates herself as your personal maid and eventual wife as you grow older

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456324
Well then it seems we share simular wavelengths
Get off my wavelength. You're slowing down the wifi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456314
>>15456324
I expected Life of Brian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456333
Never, I need more cowgirl tits, I nee them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456341
God dam it, Anonymous! You're bottlenecking the wavelength! Now thought processes are going slower
I think. It's still buffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456328
I just want a plump kikimorra to come home to and pinch the padded rear of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456328
What if I marry another girl?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kiki Older Sister and not fuck her ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456353
Just join the thought process of cowtitties and all will be well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456373
But sometimes, once in a blue moon, you just want to think of
Wait, hold on. Blasted thing froze
Sometimes you just want to think about midriffs. And delicious ZR. And thighs. And cowti-god damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456382
One of us, one of us, one of us.
Embrace the soft and the warmth and let it embrace you in kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456365
You'd have no reason to find another girl when she's around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456370
yeah you won't fuck her she will rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456388
But she'll be like family to me. It'll be weird to date her.

[Anonymous No.]

I need help, I keep having a shitty dream involving a failed story idea. As if somebody or something is telling me to JUST DO IT subliminally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456388
Titty monster kiki is for tender loving, milking, and seeing if she can get a bigger bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456402
It's the monster waifus in another universe trying to breach through, and get you to write the story about them so they can lock onto this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456398
I want to marry the family Kiki that's been in the family for five generations. It was my mother, and my grandmother, and my grand-grandmother...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456427
Not this again, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456427
That's pretty fucked up, even for a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Druella wants ________

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456153
So I guess you could say it's...Double Dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456449
To watch the world fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let a Shog cook for you instead hire a Kiki to do the cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456449
it she needs it to make her feel heated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456451
I'll stab you with a fork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456455
I'd cook for myself given the option.
I ain't letting any monster touch my food.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna fall asleep on my waifu's thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a Shog make contacts so I can see, or will I see too far into another dimension when wearing them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456494
You'll be gazing deep into the abyss, no doubt about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456494
>>15456497
>You can see great, your nearsightedness is totally gone
>The best part is that you never even need to take them out
>Sure, your eyes look kind of purple when people look at you, but the colors you see aren't distorted at all
>What you don't know if that she can see through them as well, and she spends most of her day staring into your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

How would your Monster Waifu be possessive? How would she make sure people knew you belonged to HER?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456388
She looks a little stressed.

Perhaps she would care for a massage to relieve that tension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456476
I always go to sleep trying to imagine that my pillow is my waifu's lap. But then I miss things like her smell, her heat, her sweet hand caressing my hair, her sleepy eyes happy to see me fall into a deep slumber because she makes me feel protected and comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>a maid makes mistakes

http://pastebin.com/Tpm8JVFk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456521
She and my daughteru would lick their scent all over me and be extra clingy and growly in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456465
>Wants to stab me with a fork
>Not imagining Trigun with MG cast instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456511
This is why Shoggies need to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456528
>last thing written was in early july 2015
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456511
Well that seems nice just put color contacts over the shog ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456530
Two forks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456511
You think that's cool, just wait until you try closing your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456388
You wouldn't make your maid do lewd things would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456521
She would give me some jewelry from her hoard with her name engraved on it, like a ring or a necklace. She would also wrap her tail around my waist and hold my hands when we go out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456528
>MountainDewSlave.jpg

D.Va?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you shouldn't make your maid be lewd.

You gotta let her be lewd on her own.

>>15456550
See above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456564
Wait a second, this is too soon.

Should we burn it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456550
One word: Milking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456579
Dragon-san please calm down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456564
Set the maid on fire? Fire maid?
FIRE THE MAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456579
Never!
Think of the lolis!
I'm going first shift so I can't stay up till 3:00am anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456521
Request a doujin be draw of me and her so everybody knows I'm taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456591
Those are called ignis's.
All the joy of a burning maid without the screaming and death.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456595
It's okay, the lolis can burn the thread too.

Goodnight and may you dream with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

So do you think the Seven Seas version of MGE will be good? Or will it be "Rawr means yes in Lizard"?

[Anonymous No.]

What is it like to comfort a childhood friend who is in the process of becoming a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go out for coffee with a spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456655
Tell her it's going to be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456655
Just assure her you will keep being friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456657
But she'll get drunk and molest you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455898
If she's only watching me fap, she's not doing her goddamned job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456521
She'd demand that I give her piggyback rides so she can ojou laugh when other monster see my boob hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456521
Sucker hickies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456696
Can't rape me if she sees 8 of me in her drunken haze

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like we got a weather forecast coming in from the Water Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456521
A single, good bite mark on the neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456715
Rain?
I bet it's rain
I mean, I don't know about you guys
But call it a hunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456606
Ain't nothing a garb of fire can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456715
>Hot + Humid
>Man clutched in her claws
Is the forecast rape? I have a feeling it's rape. The scary thing is, that's a forecast a lot of girls would get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456449
Cuddlesex.
Okay, maybe that's what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456417
As much as that'd be cool if they could come, I doubt being a shit writer on /mgg/ would be incentive enough since the one in question for the story is a monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

[Tiny gaooo~ of comfort]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456724
> weatheryu forecasts rape
> all the monster girls put on their rape hats and their yellow rubber rape boots

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456756
>"now your hiding in my dirty clothes..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456756
Draw a brown oppai loli Manticore nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456721
she looks hot

[Anonymous No.]

just had a thought, if a way to mge was opened. wouldn't the girls turn back into monster the moment they got to our earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456794
Unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456794
If a pathway into our world opened that allowed monster to come through, it would presumably also allowed demonic energy to enter, thus retaining their form and beginning the unstoppable conversion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456794
No, that's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456794
>>15456803

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456797
You know what would be cool? A monstergirl being sent to our world as an advance scout expecting a medieval world like hers only to find our modern one.
Then she gets found by an anon and introduced to our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456528
That was fairly amusing. Would read more, if only there was more..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456810
But wouldn't the governments find out pretty quickly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456756
what the hell is that?!?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you have nightmares while sleeping on a shog bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456826
shhhh anon, think of the cute domestic shit.
No government conspiracies allowed in comfy domestic town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456765

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456838
It would be like E.T with everyone trying to capture her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456841
Looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456841
Tail attaches to the body way too low. looks like a demonic dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456837
you are getting visions of the old ones flashing your their titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456617
Silly drunk snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456844
Why have shitty government conspiracies when you can have introducing medieval monstergirls to technological conveniences and video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456849
A tail is an extension of the spine, anon. It's not some growth jutting out of the small of your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456837
You don't wake up because you were never asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456856
I know anatomy, anon. Quite a bit. Look at the curves for her hips and butt cheeks. The tail looks like it's coming out of the middle of her crack rather than starting up at the hips where it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456521
You aren't going be able to pull out of an Alraune without their permission.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456850
How much san does that remove

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456878
This little woofer doesn't seem to bad, maybe I can bribe her with sweets to get into the afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456878
Gonna show her how strong my 'spirit' is.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to toddlercon a MGE Dwarf!

[Anonymous No.]

How spooky can a vampire be

[Anonymous No.]

nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456923
Hey, fuck you buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

So, let's say that ever since the beginning monster girls can read everything that we post and they can differentiate posters from each others.
Taking that and the posts you made into account, if a portal oppened, which MGs would avoid you and which ones would try to husbando you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456923
Who're you calling a nerd! I'll have you know I am a dork, thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
Shit, I hope my waifu doesn't mind unashamed samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
>I've displayed openness to the idea of being married to a good number of monstergirls.
>I've fallen into the waifu hole for Deruella super hard.
I don't know if I should be happy or if I should cry in fear.

Also I'd have the Sabbath picketing my house every day for my heresies against them.
I honestly don't care what the Siths think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
I doubt I'd have many trying to avoid me (unless they're bothered by my over-enthusiasm).

Though I'd probably end up being swarmed by over-enthusiastic once of various species thinking they're the best at emotional healing. I hope that Kate from the maid service is among them...

[Anonymous No.]

What about an Illiterate Accidental Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
>monster girls can read everything that we post and they can differentiate posters from each others.
Oh god. The things. The things I've posted
I'm so fucked up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
>can differentiate posters from each others.
but my samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456856
I want to cuddle that little manticub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456957
I feel you man, the breadth of my samefagging would probably get me chased out of the threads at least twice.

[Anonymous No.]

Any Translators here who can't be bothered to typeset? I don't have much else to give, so I'd like to offer what I have to this community of ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456961
That's a mofucore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456964
Yeah dude who isn't me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456971
teeny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456972
Don't make it seem like we're replying to ourself anon, it ruins our credibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456971
Is she still that fluffy as an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456971
>Not using the transformation tool to keep your lines crisp and non pixelated
>used a screenshot and didn't bother to put your mouse away

At least the hands are well enough drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
Shitty dirty ones like Devil Bugs and Beelzebubs would come after me just because I like maids so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456971
Mofucores are poor competition to Wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456989
You didn't take one did you? They're an invasive species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456978
That is an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453728
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
The few times I've posted were about undeads. Ghouls more precisely. And spiders.
I'm getting dragged to necropolis by an undead spider that's somehow a ghoul. Probably tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456986
A beelzebub maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456971
I'm still gonna cuddle it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454175
I'm fond of Ushi as well so I'm going to dump like a faggot:
http://pastebin.com/3FKy5grk
http://pastebin.com/F0a7y2CC
http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7
http://pastebin.com/Szc6665L

RSanon has 3 ushi stories as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457008
>Justanotherwritefag
Fuck that NTR mob boss Dragon story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
Hopefully the ones I like will come after me while I ones I hate leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456322
wanted to

but I have just enough money to pay for the gas to get there, let alone getting back, and food, and a place to stay, and tickets to get in, and tickets to see crab


Haven't even been able to print this out yet


Really fucking bummed out, something came up like right after him coming was announced and it drained all my savings

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457006
That's what they're their for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456971
>>15457037
Why are you spamming these again if you are who I believe you to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457037
>No chubby Manticore with a fluffy mane to pat the bed and invite you for cuddles
Shit this sucks.
I don't even care that it's a trap and I'll be surrounded by cute smug nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457006
One does not simply cuddle a mofucore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456897
Some are not so easily swayed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457037
I want a Christmas Cake Manticore with a big poofy mane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457057
All Anubii cave if given enough princessly pampering

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457072
They're all spoiled, bossy desert dogs!

I don't care if saying that means a lifetime of pyramid labor! It's the truth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457077
>Filename
"Well at least our eyes aren't asymmetrical! Stupid boss lady"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457077
I wonder who this drawfag was, and what they're doing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457077
this calls for a upraising. I am no ones master but my own!

I wonder... do we go the violent route and mob her and her mummies in battle till she surrenders or do we send a brave man to stroke her tail at the right time?

or maybe complain to her pharaoh and something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457098
Or we could break into her tent at night, tie her down, gag her and molest her paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457077
>Spoiled
She's the goddess of the afterlife and one of the greatest engineering minds to ever live, yet she's stuck playing second fiddle to a tanned succuslut with an ego. She deserves nice things.
>Bossy
Have you ever tried coordinating 10,000 slaves to built a pyramid with stone age technology? It is a very stressful job, not helped by the workers trying to constantly rebel. You'd probably get a little cranky, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457098
Anubii are extremely weak to surprise attacks. All you need is one slave Solid Snake/Sam Fisher/what have you equivalent and you're set. You wouldn't even need to harm her, just bully her into submission before she can fire off a Mummy's Curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456996
she needs a growth potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457102
You know what Anubi would probably really like?
Hard passionate dickings to relieve their stress.
Also Gunpla and model kits in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457098
>I am no ones master but my own!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9minv0O8rlI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457117
>You will never be a scribe, working as an assistant to an Anubis, because you have the amazing gift of being able to read and write.
>Your relationship will never deepen, leading to a forbidden romance of pawrubs, tail-brushing and slow, passionate anal sex.

fuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457117
>Marry an Anubis
>During the day, you're pretty much her stress ball
>She'll storm to wherever you are in a huff, drag you off, and pound out a quickie to clear her head
>Once the day is done, she cuddles up to you, apologizes, and you have long, passionate cuddlesex
>On her rare days off, you build models together (How she can work the tiny pieces of a PG with those huge paws still baffles you)
I would be a loving and understanding husband to her
We need art of an anubis cuddling with her anon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to led an undead listen to my heart beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457150
Would she cry when she realizes you'll never get to listen to hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457150
Please don't encourage that once vampire poster to post that pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457137
I'm no good at making models, but would she want me to be her photographer? I like to think I'm pretty good at thinking up cool poses.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anon, your daughteru has just learned that she loves whatever noise her species makes, so now she makes said noise pretty much constantly. You can't get her to stop no matter what you tell her either.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457168
Cry because I know the wife is going to beat some silence into her and I can't do anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457168
It's the harness muzzle for her, the one with the big, squishy ball gag on the inside of the muzzle bit. That'll keep her quiet, and give her mouth something to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457168
>Endlessly purring werekitten
Hnnnnnnng!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457162
What vampire shitpost are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters that convert little girls into monsters deserve to be exterminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457194
What if the little girls were already born as monsters? It's a-ok to dick them then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457194
Monsters that convert little girls into monsters deserve to be revered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457194
Indeed.

Be careful about which school you send you kids to, those religious ones can be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457194
The one on the right looks a looot younger than 10.

KC you filthy toddlercon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457200
They're all 18 in the eyes of the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats everyone favorite monster girl setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457203
Public birthing events are ok in the eyes of the demon lord anon, that's not really a great standard you've got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
My bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
That guy's bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457168
>hissing when i won't pick her up

oh man i would have to pick her up all the time that's too fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
My headcanon of course! Basically a more realistic version of MGE with no MarySue McMamonobama or 'RAEP EVERYWHERE'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
This might make me a filthy casual, but I like modernized MGE. Not necessarily monster girl city, but just KC's monsters in a modern setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457211
lookit her teeny little arms! they're so teeny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457203
How freedom-encouraging of her. And people whine she's got monsters on a leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457214
As someone who enjoys Urban Fantasy, I agree with you.
Mainly because I like the idea of magical creatures being introduced to our technological world and cuddling with my waifu while playing video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
MGE twisted by my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
RL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457212
Oh yes, also the modernization bit. I'm very comfy in this time period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
>>15457214

Basically this + More Mg 'subraces'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
The one where me and my waifu get married and have a kid and all live happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457200
>KC you filthy toddlercon
No, he's gon beyond that. Remember the humpty egg, anon. Remember.

Is fetuscon a thing? Because he's gone there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457168
>Little dragon welp gets to big for her boots
>Roars all the time
>Too young, it comes out all high-pitched and whiny
>At the end of my rope trying to tell her to stop
>Wife decides to help
>Stands up, faces, daughteru, and clears her throat
>Lets out a massive roar
>Rafters are shaking, lights are flickering, dust falls from the ceiling
>Daughter is sent tumbling back into a wall by the wind pressure
>My hair is permanently blown back as I stugger to stay up
>Roar finally stops, house is silent apart from ringing in my ears
>Daughteru starts giggling and clapping
>That night, Dragon waifu gets mating press'd for that primal display of power

[Anonymous No.]

How cute are cutebolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
Monster Girl Small forest town

>Everybody knows everybody
>Can let daughter play with the other girls
>Can go on nice romantic walks with wife in the forest

I was raised in a small town
And every year i fantasize about going to the town events with Miia
A week before Christmas we all gather in the center of the town for the tree lighting, some of the people come in and sell hot coco and cookies to people for dirt cheap, about 200 people at least stop by for 10 minutes (in a town of 2000 including the 2 neighboring even smaller towns).
I can see Miia wrapped up in warm clothing we have electrically heated, having fun talking to the people and catching up with neighbors while we let our daughter run (slither) around with the other kids. We would bring some cash to be able to make sure we could buy enough hot coco to keep Miia and Cherry warm. It would be great, and super comfy
Miia and i could find a bench somewhere and just cuddle and watch the kids all play until tree was lit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457234
Oh right. Anything is fair game to him, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457014
Those were some shitty feels.
Still hoping for a redeeming ending.
He's gone over to the dark side though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457247
The absolute cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lich to measure time using my heart beat

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't mating press an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
Canon MGE with all the rape and madness going on
Magic and mamono mana will easily replace all the technology I'm used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457254
No, there are certain things we're safe from. female to male NTR and snuff spring to mind; I doubt we'll ever need to worry about things like that as the universe is basically set up to prevent them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457271
Of course there's that, I was just talking about age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457274
>age.
Nope. Everything from before the cradle to beyond the grave is on the table. Quite literally if that's where you want it.

We need a time monstergirl. What would it be like to fuck time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457117
>Spoiler
>Was once going to commission a pic of an Anubis building Gunpla
>It wound up becoming /that/ pic
>tfw never saved the WIP before it transitioned to that
I've few regrets in life. But that is definitely one of them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
The one where I suffer the most. Mainly because anything less than that and I'll start noticing the illusion isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457229
Is that you KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457200
Personally, I regard "Toddler" as like, between the ages of 3 and 8. Then anything above that upwards to late teen development is "Loli".

Of course the girl on the right looks like she's 6, so your point still remains even by my definition.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/ylRzC6z.jpg

God damn, Toxic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457286
No, I'm one post below that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457267
Shows how little you know about me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457286
Whats KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a monster girl setting without the rape?
I have read musume, hitomo doesn't interest me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
Lanternon's masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457296
That would be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457200
Normally toddler succubutts receive spirit energy via breastfeeding until they have grown into proper lolis, but this semen demon is a monsterized orphan girl, so she doesn't have that option.

And I just completely made all of that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457283
>It wound up becoming /that/ pic
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457235
No breathing fire at the dinner table!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457303
My headcanon desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457303
Well there's always Centaur's Worries, Smug Fox and others. Kind of depends on how you're defining "monster girl setting." Most things with monster girls in them that aren't porn don't have much if any rape, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Whew, wips and redos for days.

I hope you're all having a nice night /mgt/ o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457320
Lookin' good snibby, that's a biiiig hellwan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457320
I want those delinquents to drag me to a secluded part of the school and run a snu-snu train on me until I pass out.
I want to wake up clothed and cleaned with a note in my backpack that has their numbers written on it with the words "Call us if you want to have fun with us again~" written next to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457312
Just think of the pic of an Anubis that's caused the most controversy to the thread, and leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457320

I am doing well. Thanks, Snib. Good to see you're still going at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457330
Ah.
I don't know what it is, but I won't press any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457328
>run a snu-snu train on me
It's a tunnel, Anon! A snu-snu tunnel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457262
You beat isn't accurate enough for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457330
I have no clue, but I am now genuinely curious. Imgur it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457335
>>15457340
That's...for once I was being intentionally vague and obscuring my meaning to avoid issues. Perhaps I underestimate the transient nature of these threads too much.

Well, hopefully no problems will arise from linking it, just to clear up anons confusion...
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2827627

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457352
Ah. That one.
...How the fuck did that come from an Anubis making Gunpla?

>>15457340
You shouldn't have done this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457357
Well, it was an Anubis AND Dragon making Gunpla...but when .less couldn't conceive of a framing that he was satisfied with, I told him to just make a simple yuri pic instead.

I really regret not saving a couple of the nicer WIPs before that turn. One especially I thought was very nice, even just as a concept sketch. I'd ask him if he hung on to any WIPs, but...pretty sure he, most artists really, just delete them whenever they move on to a newer, more complete idea.

[Anonymous No.]

so is there a monster girl setting with all of MGE monster just less rapey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457352
While I don't get how the hell Anubis building gunpla turned into that, THAT'S the image you've been so scared about?

While I won't post yuri in threads, I actually don't mind yuri monster art and won't throw a shit fit about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457369
Your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457370
>Spoiler
You might not, but history has shown that plenty of others will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457372
But I don't like creating things myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457369
Not entirely sure, but quite a few stories have not so rapey monsters, In terms of MGE there is the roulette where nobody in london gives a fuck about anything and the monsters dont really rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457377
Hence the first half of that spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457383
>there is the roulette where nobody in london gives a fuck about anything
What to you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Kiki and Shog were switched at birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457394
Since he's started the roulette, Beast has written the following:
>Numerous inhuman monstergirls just waltzing into public
>A fox putting a man into a illusion forest
>omukade rape
>Lava golem rape
>A woman pretty much getting tortured on live tv
>A man preforming water magic on live tv.
>shoggoth molestation
>Ryu's causing flash-thunder storms

Everyone either treats this with mild interest or brushes off the fact that women are waling around that are not like us.

[Anonymous No.]

Did that colorfag ever color that sundress Miia picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457408
>Lava golem rape
When did this happen?! I demand links!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457383
Look everyone I just want a medieval setting with monster girls that aren't rapey, eat people stuff since KC and torotoro shit'd them up with there magical realms

[Anonymous No.]

Tsun lich needs to experiment on love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457422
Leaving her lab for the first time in years and stepping out into bright daylight, on the quest to find out if love is real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457117

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457429
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457429
Nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457416
Dont get your hopes up, beast doesn't write smut, I was just pointing out that it happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457429
Glorious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457429
btw loen, thanks for the update!

Wockfag gave me the album link

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457429
Too goddamn adorable.

Love it, love ya Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457429
>Safety nubs left on fins
Shit gunpla/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457441
The size difference between the three girls is incredible.

I think Gazer is about the size of a Wock-Thigh.

[Anonymous No.]

Brown Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457472
That boy is being BLACKED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457441
That's a lot of Wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457441
You are welcome, Im hoping to finish this tomorrow. In my opinion it lacks some life in the expressions so im making an extra version with silly faces, as a gift for taking so long. Pic related, will delete in few mins.

>>15457465
The request said to give proper care to the girls height, so I used some 3D models to have it quite spot on. The exact heights used are:
Gazer:150cm
Miia:175cm
Jabber:230cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457472
Best kind of elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457489
>so I used some 3D models to have it quite spot on
Holy shit Loen that's amazing dedication. Can you post them? Even if they're rough I'm interested in seeing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457489
>230cm

[Anonymous No.]

>Set out to write a mid-length fapfic
>12.3k words
Somewhere a leanan sidhe is gorging herself, but here and now I dread. Editing this is going to be a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457505
Some one has to draw a Leanan sidhe licking a book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457500
Human models anon, I would love to learn how to MG in 3D. Someday will have time to learn ZBrush. There's a pic in the album.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457472
Elves are TRASH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457194
Fag
Sasha story was ultra hot

[Anonymous No.]

I want to not rape an elf and just be friends with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457520
When an elf is involved, there is always gonna be rape. If its not her, its gonna be you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457526
Or, more likely, if it's not her by you it'll probably still be her by someone else. The void will be filled, the question is by whom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457527
Thats also true, if you don't wanna be her husband then someone else can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457526
Can't I just protect her from rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457542
You can try, but to protect elves from rape is like to protect kejourous from shampoo, or to protect dragons from their hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457547
I will protect my elf friend from rape because friends don't let friends get raped

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow you get put into mgq, However somehow you have a laptop with internet.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457489
>Im hoping to finish this tomorrow.
Holy shit Loen you work fast
are you on break then?


My Miia commission soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457553
complain about all the vore in /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457553
Go to the wiki, find out how to fuck the girls I want, avoid the ones I don't, and fight if I need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457553
Google how to /fit/ asap.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Yandere City Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457570
I like Yandere Wood Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457570
>>15457578
These are both very nice versions of elves 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457570
I like older sister type Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457570
I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457553
Run to the nearest beach

Sea monsters are the best and they won't kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
Lanternon's first story setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457570
Ok I know wood elves live in the forest and are druid like,but what are City Elves like?

[Anonymous No.]

Ima go to a volcano, dont follow me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457553
Introduce the lilim and Wights to the art of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457613
Well they do like virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457553
Go around showing monsters funny videos until someone burns me at the stake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457613
>that moment when you kill a vulcan and they turn to ash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457613
This will not be gentle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457613
Monsters bullying heroes is the hottest thing ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
> which MGs would avoid you and which ones would try to husbando you?

That depends. I think some of them would consider
> "X is shit. SHIIIIITTTTTT"
as a statement worthy of correctional rape rather than aversion. It's the ones you never mention that have no reason, good or ill, to hunt you down.

But I've been pretty SAVAGE to dragons and pretty doki-doki to doppels in my time, so... eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457745
>Doppelganger knows Anon loves her kind
>She only knows how to seduce men by taking the form of another woman
>She shyly approaches him in her true form
>Asks him out with teary eyes because of her complete lack of self worth

You would, of course, marry her on the spot right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458047
> don't like loli
> do like shy insecure grills
There would be conflict in my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
So, you're saying I'll get a nice minichuff then? Can't think of any that I've said that I hate. Besides the fat ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
I would probably be tracked down by Khepris and never have the free time to post in these threads again seeing how it's rare for anyone else to care about them.

Elves on the other hand would think I'm the second coming of Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457745
> pretty doki-doki to doppels
> doppels
Not even cosplay tier, you disgusting normie

[Anonymous No.]

Spill your seed for Darkseid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458138
1.This isn't /co/.
2.Darkseid is an alien, not a monstergirl.
3.And most unforgivable of all That's not even the good version of femseid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458184
That's just gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing falout 4 and imagining a poor golem grill in the synth's shoes with a bunch of paladins surrounding her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458203
I just stopped playing it as well to check on the thread. Giving the game a second chance even though they fucked up so much of what I liked about 3 and Vegas
>Settlers all a bunch of crybabies
>Give them giant forts based on medieval Irish tower castles with surrounding curtain walls of concrete and auto powered turrets out the wazzoo. Custom laser deathbots man the guardposts at the gates.
>Still enough space for a nice bar, a lounge and a doc, with power and lights
>Equip them all with decent armor, and the provisioners with top modified armor and heavy weapons
>They still never cross 85 or so
>Eh, fuck them.
>MORE WATER, MORE MUTYFRUITY PLANTATIONS
>WORK HARDER YOU SERFS!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just sitting here wondering how to get a monserfu IRL, wonder what setting one would pick though. MGQ , MGE, Monster musume... what would you anons pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458215
I only just got it so I don't have the mats. Still waiting for my settlemen to get fucked up so I have an excuse to scrap everything and build something small and personal somewhere nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458245
You know that exact same question was asked just last thread. Want me to summarize the responses?

Nobody would pick the delphinian horror and abomination vore fest that is MGQ
MGE is good for the girls and for the protags even if it sucks for the average commoner. Common choice.
EMG is cockblock and red tape central even though you have a few good girls

Most common answer was the person's own headcannon setting, usually set in a more modern era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458245
Fuck
Is this some kind of new meme? Are we being raided? It's like 20th "which setting" question in last few days
Fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458249
Just build lots of the biggest water purifiers, the ones you have to place in water. Then use all the free water from that to buy Shipments of stuff from traders, Steel, Wood and Concrete.

Also, completely strip out any new location you get. Those trees and broken refrigerators are taking up valuable build space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458245
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458261
I don't think we've had this all week but we have had it several times in this thread alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
My headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

What music does your waifu like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458294
The metal. because like her you cannot kill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
This >>15458285 guy's headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458294
She likes to hear epic songs about dragons and sometimes she hears things like jazz and blues wile cuddling with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>My panties are made out of nettles and poison oak.
Elven culture, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

Last time we talked about a kunoichi stashing weapons to get past a metal detector. so that got me thinking

What is a kunoichi's blade tail made of? nail or bone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458302
Is Dio the favorite singer of all Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457206
My headcanon and MGE with a few minor changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458314
I forget isn't someone actually doing something like that in these threads?
haven't been on in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

How could anyone dislike abominations? Are there seriously Anons who don't want a eldritch qt to devour their SAN points?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458327
>Are there seriously Anons who don't want a eldritch qt to devour their SAN points?
Yes, I need all the points I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458327
I don't know any oblong girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

We've had so many new people recently, where are they coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458337
/hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458337
Have we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458338
2017 is coming. Will you be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458333
B-But Anon, wouldn't you much rather prefer a waifu who can elevate your levels of pleasure to a new high by applying non-euclidean geometry and tentacles your genitals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458327
I didn't like them at first, but flayers grew on me, even though I wouldn't trust one yet.

It's funny how the thread and texts can make me go from thinking she is slightly disgusting to cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458339
Seems that way with all the people bringing up MGQ when it was ignored most of the time among other things, and the Ushi-Oni guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458337
There's at least one or two newfags from /tg/, the rest I don't know. The monster musume threads from /a/ I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6CjO0H2j0s

Get to work on that tower, slaves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458337
I noticed that too. I hope there are new candidates for making content between all those people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458356

Do it yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458359
No footjobs for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458358
Once I finish up my summer courses tomorrow I'll probably get to work writefagging some abomination stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458360

Well I don't like footjobs so that's fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458367
You suck, why did you even come to not!Egypt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458372

To sight-see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458372
For the Anubis booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458376
Bitch did I hear you walking with rhythm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458372
For Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458372
For the not!Muslim rape games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458381
Wouldn't that still end with you working on some kind of pointless building of considerable size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458396
No it'd end with me working on a pointless boots of considerable size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458399
Boots? Well, that's... I mean, cobblers are a respected profession and I guess if you have a foot fetish it's a good line of work. Like that guy from Garden of Words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458404
Forgive me anon I was too engrossed in working on the BOOTY to pay attention to spellchecker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458410
So no giant, thigh-high leather boots with stiletto heels for Anubis-chan?
Aww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458411
I'll by them for her as a present, once I'm done working on the booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>Dog Waifu has a collar and leash on with the leash in her mouth
>Tail is patting the ground in excitement
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458416
Take her for a walk like a responsible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458418
Make sure to clean up her poo-poo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458416
Sigh because I know she's trying to make me let my guard down, she's a Hellhound,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458421
Girls don't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458416
I tell you to fuck off because they're not simple animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458432
Looks like it's the latex and gasmask for her!
>>15458433
>getting this triggered by petplay
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458433
You're right, putting them on the same level as your mother would be cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458416
Leash our daughteru up too and go for a walk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458432
Damn you girls that know that I love eating them out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458447
That's a lazy insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458451
Not going to put effort into thinking of something witty for someone who gets butt blasted over pet play.

Plus it's an excuse to post more cute dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458462
Anon, our you suggesting one needs a reason to post cute dogs? Is not the inherent sadism involved in posting such an inferior monsterfu reason enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458464
Hey, fuck you buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a rich and bored nympho Werecat in a leather catsuit to parkour on rooftops with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458468
Such wit from one such as thyself is all I could hope to expect from the frequenters of this paltry forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458464
>Being this wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458477
You're a fuckin wanker mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458477
You're the kind of stupid that puts on your shoes and socks in that order, you manatee-faced twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458433
>they're not
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458468
>>15458479
He's right though, they're at the bottom of the monster chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458484
I hope you're not mad when other monsters treat men like pets then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458487
Ahh, but the anon your replying to is surely a masochist pig, is he not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458485
Even plain girls need love too you elitist snowflake faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458485
What monstergirl is at the top of the chain then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458492
Abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458487
But that's how men should be treated

[Anonymous No.]

>Got home from work
>If a camper in the woods that reaks of rotten meat and spoiled milk can be called a "home"
>Try to sleep
>Something in neck pops
>In intense pain and can't even sleep

If only I had a ditzy Holst to take care of me and help me out...or at least something fluffy like a Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458498
Just don't go on a bender with Nukeface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458498
Take a dog girl, there on clearance now that there've been proven objectively shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458500
They also provide an excellent disposal method for the flesh of your enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458502
Buy now for the low low price of whatever dignity you have left as a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458500
>>15458503
What happened to make you hate cute doggies so much anon? Did one shit on your lawn or something?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458504
Nope, I'm just here for the lulz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458513
Then you're a HUGE faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Wan-wans got so much love that they are hated now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458510
D-did you need something, Lady Violet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458515
That makes no sense when you look at how popular some other girls are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458500
>Dog girls
>Shit
If I wasn't in pain right now I would doodle cute doggirls doing cute things instead of more Dragons!
Just to show you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458522
Shhh. Don't think about dogs, think of cute dragons taking care of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458448
Make sure she doesn't mark any boys and become a childhood friend
Otherwise that boy could become a Harem MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458522
Well as it happens, I'm here and I'm only in moderate, existential pain. Stand by for doodle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458522
Ok ok terribly sorry, please get some rest and get feeling better, I'd rather not have caused some stranger on the internet to develop an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457320
Oh damn they're thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458504
It's more than one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458536
Nope this is all me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458513
>lulz
And here I thought that guy was being paranoid about new people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458539
Dog girls are reading the thread right now and when 2017 happens they are going to shit up your lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457429
Fug is that supposed to be the vanilla 00 Gundam, or 00 Quanta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458526
She's already marked me anon, the neighborhood boys are safe. From her at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458543
It's like the guy got stuck in some sort of time sinkhole and hasn't been told it isn't 2010 anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458539
Not true, I posted about it too.

>>15458522
Dragons a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458543
Hey I've been cramming for my sure term exams for the past week, if I don't destress some how I'll be the one develop an aneurysm. And I promise as soon as I wake up from the 15 hour coma I have planned after my last exam I'll start actually contrupting/writefagging

[Anonymous No.]

Assertive Vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458559
What's she got on her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

Any vampire stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458522
Here you go, anon with pains.
>>15458559
Are quite lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458562
A simple facemask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458566
What a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458468
He's not wrong though. Dogs are shit tier compared to wolfus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458527
>doodle
Do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458577
Yes?>>15458565

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458565
I need dragons to burn something like this. Oh well, at least its art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458593
I need the Dragons to burn lots of things like this. Luckily I have an unlimited supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458565
hi alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458579
Oy Alphy boy, how about you doodle some dragons? I want to see if they can burn themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458600
Here's an oldie.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a Womanlet size for Sneks and Wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458605
If you ever get cancer, you'll know I conjured it upon you, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458611
Hey, you asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458607
3-5ft

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458611
Don't you think that's a little harsh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458605
Shit I missed it, no reason to post it again either since I have to go home now. Oh well, serves me right for asking Alp a doodle and hoping it would be there when I come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458630
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458630
I want to lick between her toes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458579
>deleting before I can even see it
God damn it, Alp. This torments the hatchling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458650
Well fine, can't say no to that.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that MamanoMore is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457077

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458674
What's going on down at the office then?

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl do you think would look best in April O'Neill's yellow jumpsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458657
>that anubis's face
My sides have left orbit, traveled to another world, and bitch-slapped Druella as she painted tabletop minifigurines.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you your chuuni gothloli childhood friend hard or softly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458702
First one, then the other, and then the first one again at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458704
>Making her cry
>Consoling her
>Making her ahegao
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458707
>making her cry
Worse than Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458712
It's our first time, man. Cut me some slack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458712
>not wanting to hurt girls
What are you, a vanillafag?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Centaurs fetishize jockey outfits or the outfits classy Brits wear when hunting foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458722
>kitsune bullying
I will protect the fluff against jelly horsepussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458726
Tally-ho, whackers! The game is afoot, so 'tis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458722
A Centaur in a tight jockey outfit would be pretty hot desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458726
No! Those fluffy sluts deserve to be bullied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458722
>Hunting foxes in MGC
>Involves riding a Centaur around the countryside with a pack of Kobolds
>On finding one the Kabolds will wan excitedly and tear off the fox's clothes, pinning her down and look at you expectantly
>Alternatively the Centaur suspends the kitsune in mid air with a full Nelson hold and lets you fuck her that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458732
But her rear needs to be exposed so I can apply my riding crop on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458736
Ah, the joys of the rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458735
But no matter how many good girls she mutilates, Bojane Horsepussy will never get a husbando, unlike each and every one of those kitsunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458735
I'll get a delinquent fox to bully you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458738
Or anyone with a Bicorn wife and capable of taming a bunch of easy to influence Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458736
Why, boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458745
Because it's hot. Now shut up and do what you know must be done.
Unless of course you're Dickless-kun, in which case may God have mercy on whatever's between your legs now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458743
She's gonna go to prison, where she beongs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458748
There will be no witness, and she's going to take you into her basement and make you her mofuslave after she's done with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458750
No! I will never surrender to those s-soft f-fluffy tails...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458747
>>Alternatively the Centaur suspends the kitsune in mid air with a full Nelson hold and lets you fuck her that way
I want to pay a gruff Oni to do this to my Monoeye crush and then have gentle vanilla rape with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458754
Maybe six months in the Mofuspheres will change your mind.
>>15458756
That sounds fun, someone write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458758
I might write it myself one day, if I get started again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458745
Foxes are great at fuelling bully boners.
>>15458756
I want something scary like an Ushi-Oni to do it to a Cheshire for me. Although she'd probably still be smug with a "what, you need help to rape me?" attitude which is hot in it's own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458766
>Ushi-Oni to do it to a Cheshire
Sounds like an actual way to rape one.
Would you do it lovingly or take revenge for all the shit she's done to you?

[Anonymous No.]

Clean those ears and you shall see a vacant expression. Pleasure will override all reason. Even sex cannot compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458786
AURAL SEX
U
R
A
L

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458768
Full throttle.
>Have the Ushi be a bit rough with her grip
>Both constantly barrage her with insults
>Switch it up do doing her from behind as the Ushi holds her head to the floor by her hair
>Making sure to slap her ass at irregular intervals so she never knows when to expect it
>Force her to drink Holst milk from a cat bowl and
>Tit fuck her now huge cat tats as her previously smug look is now replaced by an angry hateful glare
I may have issues but the Cheshire would have bought this on herself with daily "pranks"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458801
So why is the Ushi helping you? Did you give her your virginity as payment?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh. Your daughteru's love for older men has moved on to a new phase, and now she's got a crush on Atticus Finch. How do you live up to the example of a man who was nicer than Jesus and avoid disappointing your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458801
>as her previously smug look is now replaced by an angry hateful glare
I don't think a Cheshire would dislike this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458811
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458819
The father from To Kill a Mockingbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458804
Of course, a small cost for revenge.
>>15458813
Damn smug cats. Is there no way to get lewd revenge on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458821
>not selling out your best friend who she has a crush on
Casual sex a shit. Just lead him into the boiler room on a dare and lock him in with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458821
>Is there no way
Chastity belts made out of anti-magic stuff that prevents them from being teleported out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458821
Just because she likes it doesn't mean it's invalid lewd revenge.
Mainly because she might get addicted to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458821
Now she'll wear cowprint stuff to accommodate the new bosoms and plump rear she was blessed with. She might even moo a little among an assortment of nyaas during milking sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458828
I want to mating press that Cheshire until she's begging me for a rest.
And I'll give it to her and cuddle while we cool down and get ready for round 2.
I wonder if she'd be into having her tail pulled. Masochistic Cheshires are cuter than they should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458823
Hey who said anything about casual sex. It would be a relationship with the Cheshire as the family pet.
>>15458826
>Making a Cheshire into a rough sex addict who can no longer cum through anything else
I'd be okay with this outcome
>>15458828
This on too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458835
I bet the Ushi would enjoy choking the Cheshire out and having you fill her rectum with cum without her being able to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

KYAAAAH~! BAKA! ECCHI! HENTAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458835
>Making a Cheshire into a rough sex addict who can no longer cum through anything else
Just keep in mind she'd declare you her master after that, and that's pretty much stating she wants to marry you.
Also she'd want to into your house so she can give you morning blowjobs and help you "relieve stress".
All with heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458841
This design has always confused me a little. So it's some kind of water-breathing, cold-tolerant elf with a "magic" seal costume?

still cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458841

Hi, do you know where the bathroom is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458851
OG selkies are just women with magical seal costumes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would paladins of Eros use demonworld silver that's been blessed or enchanted by Eros herself to have the same effects as a Cupid's arrow?
Could you imagine a guy feeling intense RABU as a Holst paladin of Eros slashes him with her sword or smites him in the face with her shield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458838
And all sorts of other bullying too. Like slapping her milky tits around and calling her a cow, getting called a cow by something that's name pretty much means cow demon would be as degrading as it gets.
>>15458847
>Ushi-Oni and the Cheshire both go for the morning blowjob plan
>Ushi gets ticked off that the pet had the same idea as her
>It starts of with them both licking each side before the Ushi's anger gets the better of her and she grabs the Cheshire's hair and forces her to deep throat without warning
>It doesn't stop her from having heart pupils and making a double peace sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458864
>Ushi's anger gets the better of her and she grabs the Cheshire's hair and forces her to deep throat without warning
Oh no, my fetish.
Would the Ushi force the Cheshire to keep sucking after you cum to punish you for cumming so much into the Cheshire's mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458841
Gonna rape this seal so she stops making her stupid weeb noises

[Anonymous No.]

What you guys doing? I need faith in my world not being stagnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458860
>Could you imagine a guy feeling intense RABU as a Holst paladin of Eros slashes him with her sword or smites him in the face with her shield?
That niggas gonna get a nursing handjob something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458878
Celebrating getting a raise and not writing any stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458878
Getting ready to leave work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458878

Quietly enjoying my birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458878
Listening to the rain, reading the Blake & Mortimer comics my brother borrowed me and minding my sister's dog.
And shitposting, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458878
Writing crap while wondering if I shout try the /a drawthread for a request

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458893
Happy B-Day fambino.
Funny how that works, mine happens to be a week from today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458893
Happy birthday anon. You want a piece?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458878 (You)
Writing crap while wondering if I should try the /a drawthread for a monster girl request

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458870
Sounds about right, that or go full snu snu mode herself because it got her worked up.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>15458905
Cool. Rad. Keep going, I want to see where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

Post big bad dragons who are secretly very sensitive and want a cute boy to share their feelings with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458911
But that's all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458907
Excellent. 10/10 would take responsibility for impregnating both of them.
What about post sex cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458878
I'm downloading X-Men the Animated Series so I can fap to Rogue tonight. Sadly, mutants are not Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458895
>>15458905
Anon how is it possible to fuck up twice like that?

>>15458910
Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458860
Demon silver isn't even silver. It's just steel infused with a ton of mamanobama, pure corruption.

Cupids arrows are their own thing that use regular old spirit energy. So you could have other weapons that operate the same way if blessed by eros, but you don't want mamano mana anywhere around it. That's a quick way to get a cursed sword that's jubjub levels of thirsty slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458911
Here's a small good Dragon who's openly very sensitive and wants a cute boy to share her feelings with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458920
Go download Evolution then fap to Roguelike .96 release instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458911
Check out this super hot evil dragon. She is going to destroy my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458905
It's that patriots Salamander thingamajig isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458929
But I need that accent intact, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458939
>It's that la-li-lu-le-lo Salamander thingamajig isn't it.
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458933
Dragons aren't evil, they just lonely so they need a nice boy to cheer them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458911

>Post big bad dragons who are secretly very sensitive and want a cute boy to share their feelings with.

These are the best type of Monster Girls, not just Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458933
I want to cut off her tail, break her arms, scar her face, and crush her back, and use the rewards I get from that to make armour out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458941
The accent is honestly the same. It's just one girl is southern belle and one is southern goth, so the way they talk is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458949
All those shotas that get sacrificed to Dragons to keep villages safe end up as childhood friends for their daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458939
Yep
its too SFW for /h and /d and you know how /b is.
sorry for shitting the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458954
Well it's too late, I'm starting Night of the Sentinels part 1 right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458911
I bet she just wants to come home after a long day of pillaging peasants and just have a good meal or unwind on the couch with her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458957
I feel you, as I kinda want to try request an MGE girl there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458915
The Cheshire would rest her head on your chest and purr with content while the Ushi strokes your hair with her huge fuzzy paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458957
>you know how /b is.
whats wrong with the /b drawthread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458957
Now I'm curious. What is this salamander thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458955
>You'll never be a shota being carried away after being sacrificed to a dragon.
>You'll never quiver in fear thinking about what she might do to you.
>You'll never be surprised to see an adult human sitting at one of the towers of the Dragon's castle.
>Your heart will never soar at the idea of him being a knight who'll save you and bring you home.
>His first words will never instead confuse you beyond belief.
>"Dear, what is this?"
>The dragon carrying you will never go from intimidating and terrifying to stuttering and awkward in a heartbeat.
>"Uh, well you see darlin-"
>"Dear, did you go and ransom a town for a sacrifice?"
>"I have a very good reason fo-"
>"Mommy? Daddy? what are you arguing about?"
>You'll never see an adorable little dragon girl around your age walk up the stair only for her to gasp and go wide eyed when she spots you.
>She'll never run up and beg her father to let you stay and play with her because the only other people up at the castle are the maids and staff and there's no-one her age.
>She'll never hug her father's leg when he relents and then hug her mothers leg before picking up you in a big bearhug and nuzzling your cheek with hers before taking your hand and leading you to her room.
>You'll never start to think that maybe this isn't going to be so bad after all.
>The people of your village will never be incredibly confused when the Dragon brings you and her daughter down the next morning to announce your engagement and declare the village under her protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458958
And suddenly I'm more attracted to Storm.

Do we have a brown Thunderbird or Raiju, by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458973
Just a salamander wearing the brand for my background country's cricked team.
not too interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458967
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458978
Good. I prefer to storm a dragon's lair and forcefully server her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458978
At least my waifu would just grab some rat nobody cared about to be our daughter's playmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459003
Why would she grab someone who no-one liked to be her daughter's playmate?

[Anonymous No.]

Always beware of stealthy holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459006
It's the best of both worlds. Nobody on the outside gets upset, and a Christmas Cake is perfect for teaching the daughteru about what not to become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459008
>that YUGE Holst everything
I envy that man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459008
I'd laugh, but I've seen cows walking on cliffs and know they're surprisingly agile. Agility is the stat that affects your stealth, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as a sheep girl with too much fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a dragon's abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459008
But she's not very stealthy at all! She better get out of here before i alert the guards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459019
It's Dexterity, bro. Agility is only in stuff like Fallout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459022
Yes. They need regular shearing.
>>15459024
I want to lick a Dragon under her tail and from where the wing attaches to the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459022
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459031
>stuff like Fallout
I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Are dexterity and agility supposed to be different?

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would work with me as an archaeologist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459032
>under her tail
Wouldn't that just be her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459038
Crow Tengu, Cyclops, Lich.
>>15459041
N-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459036
Agility isn't a normal stat. Dexterity is. Plus dexterity encompasses all coordination, from lockpicking to sports. Agility only describes movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459044
Whatever you say, nerdalinger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459043
>Lich
That's cheating, she'd just tell you how it went down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459051
How would she know, she was studying arcane numerological hieroglyphs in Sanskrit then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459047
>Ask a question
>Get an answer
>NEEERD

Ogre plz

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would be the nerdiest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459038
Crow Tengu, Hakutaku, Lich, Curs3d armor and sword, and Nazi monstergirl villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459056
Haaahhhn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459043
>Crow Tengu, Cyclops, Lich.
I don't like any of those. Too bad.

What about a lamia that dresses like Indiana Jones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459062
Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster like the last thing you ate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459070
Then you have some bad taste.

>>15459062
Nerdbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459070
Why does it have to be a snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459067
It's a revenge of the nerds joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459070
>Lamia Lich
>Archaeologists...
>Why'd it have to be archaologists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>KitKat
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>bratwurst and potatoes with onion
I don't see how anyone could dislike it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459090
>tfw only have sausage in the fridge and out of potatoes and onions
And now I have to go to the store. Probably gonna add some carrots in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>Prunes filled with peanut butter
Not sure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459098
What in God's name are you doing you lunatic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459102
Sounds like he's eating some 1950's Betty Crocker hors d'oeuvres

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459102
According to my mother it actually is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459034
Not enough. Post one with even more fluff.

>>15459041
It'd be her dock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459106
Peanut butter and dried fruit is an ancient postwar snack trick. Ants on a log is still common as fuck to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459110
That was the fluffiest Sheep I had. Enjoy this chubby nerdy Sheep wearing a sweater made out of her own hair so she's technically topless

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459117
I want to shear a fluffy sheep and wear the cute sweater she knits me from her wool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458736
I am newfar, what is MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459162
Monstergirl City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459162
Lurk mor-
>>15459165
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>giant burrito full of only rice and cheese
Probably not, I'm pretty autistic when it comes to food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>Cheese on toast
Probably but it's pretty plain. Not to mention a stricter one like an Anubis would scold me for my bad diet.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you introduce your waifu to your magical realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>cheese raviolli in white sauce
Probably, it was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459215
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459215
Would a lich get into a magical realm, or would she try to debunk it with science? I can never remember if this is magic lich or science lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459208
>only rice and cheese
You really are autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459215
My fetishes are too hardcore for most of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459223
I mean, part of it is health related since I've got this nasty autoimmune disease that severely limits my diet, but I'm probably more autistic about it than I could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459215
I'd be fine showing her what I like.
The real question is How does she feel about putting on muscle, gaining weight, getting an extra large rear, or having a bust that would put a holst to shame.

May or may not be combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459072
I'm gonna pound this oneeye nerd in her yaoi hole until she ahegaos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>bowl of oatmeal with slivered watermelon

It was kind of a rushed breakfast, but someone would probably eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459274
She'll still be into boy love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459274
If you call it that, she'll just tease you about thinking of boys while you fuck her.
You're only intensifying the fujoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459281
Well she's just going to have to be happy with this boy's love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459292
As in she'll masturbate to the thought of you kissing other boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459295
I'll just get her back my masturbating to the thought of girls being kissed by girls, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459300
But the love between two boys is the purest love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459295
Does it count if hes kissing an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459291
Th-that's not fair! I'm supposed to be doing the bullying here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459303
The purest form of love is puppy love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459306
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459314
Welp.
Guess its time to pick up an alp off the street and kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

How fast can an average Kobold run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
I hope she does. I tried to get the seasoning right on this dumb chicken fillet.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you platonically hug a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459337
On all fours, probably a good sustained 20 or 25MPH, if they're averagly sized and athletic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459341
Say "c'mere big girl" and open your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to just be friends with a yandere monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459344
But how cute is a Kobold running on all fours?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459215
It's just another experiment for a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459353
About as cute as a bunch of corgi kobold pups tripping over themselves to reach you after a long day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459353
Depends if she's doing it with a smile, or if she's doing it towards you, with a snarl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459346
You have attracted a large group of ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459360
Wererabbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459360
Dragons hopefully. But I know they are going to be yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459359
A snarl doesn't succeed in overcoming fundamental cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459360
Yetis, a sea of brown and white extending to the horizon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459351
you can't be friends with a yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459374
Unless she's a yandere for you, in which case she will be your sister+friend+wife+anything you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459346

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459388
Can a Yandere force herself to stop being yan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459395
She can pretend at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459398
I wonder how long she can pretend to not be yan, before she takes anon away from those sluts he is talking to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459391
He's going to get a faceful of Jinko titties that lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459401
It depends on the guy. A yan in love with a dense guy will have it pretty hard. Dense guys tend to attract too many monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a City Elf to the forest and a Forest Elf to the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459391
I bet her hugs are actually really gentle and she chuffs while doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459401
Well, yandere manifests in several different ways, but you happen to be talking about my favorite flavor.
The ones who are A-OK as long as life is proceeding according to the plan. More than OK even, because they're keeping up a persona they want you to love. Smiling, happy, subtly inquisitive. Seemingly perfect to an observer.
Perhaps if their origin has left them really disconnected from typical thinking, they won't even think it's weird that you asked them to ride you naked at the dinner table while popping food into your mouth.
But then you mention that Stacy from work has been harassing you, and a week later she goes mysteriously missing.
To be honest, I'm a terrible person and that's probably a game I would play. Casually mentioning anyone who slighted me and seeing how long it took for them to disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere monstergirl wet nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459368
Speak for your fucking self.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect a bunch of elves from rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459422
I want to teach them how to rape

I'll beat the guys myself and let them rape the males

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459414
I should probably finish that thought with the corollary that I am of course speaking from fictional narratives in the extreme.
Part of the charm is that they get "yandere powers"
They've traded sanity for +10 competence in murder and disposal.
It's the sort of thing that couldn't exist in any world with professional investigators.
Not to mention yandere is itself a very contrived personality. IRL there's nothing like it that isn't tied to several other boatloads of crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Flat Dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459391
Please draw more musclegirls at your leisure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459420
don't call her momma or you are getting kidnapped
4/10 Monster Wet Nurses will kidnap your child

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459426
Flat goats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459428
What if I call her onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

What if a super villain had ray gun that put modest clothes on who ever got hit with the ray. How would Super Wurm stop him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459426
Flat foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459434
Not enough goat pupils on those eyes.
Ears too small.
No claws.
3/10 would not big brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459426
That chick's supposed to be a dragon? Thought she was a demon or something when I saw that page on /a/.

Well, w/e, she looks delicious, and really makes me want to buy the manga...is it even getting an English release?

Come to think of it, did Amnesia ever get an English release?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459428
>don't call her momma or you are getting kidnapped
All according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459438
that is pure evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459426
We all know that if you get a massage your breasts grows.

Relax little dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459438
But I love my waifu in modest clothes. Wouldn't stop her looking any less sexy either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459465
>Wouldn't stop her looking any less sexy either.
Wouldn't make her look any less sexy, rather. Always got to watch out for double negatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458735
People like you disgust me, I hope you never find a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458726
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pet a lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458735
That is too much bully.
That's like...ear caught in an escalator bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458735
Why did you spill strawberry jelly all over her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458735
I want to hit you with an iron bar

[Anonymous No.]

How about hugging angry monsters

[Anonymous No.]

How would you daughterus greet you when you get home from work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458735
Gonna heal this mofu with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459521
More challenging, but she gets to lick it better afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073

>Sushi

yeah. I think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459537
I'd do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack Fighters are a compulsory party requirement

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you treat a short monster like a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459420
Where is a yeti in a nurse cap and gown? They seem like they would be the perfect nurses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459555
She gets you in a hold, and throws you to the floor with ease, before violently tonguefucking your mouth and fucking you so hard you'll cry during the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459556
But we're talking about wet nurses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459420
That Fox frightens me.

I'm afraid she'll follow me home and smother me with her massive Fox tats in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you covertly put an eelmilf's slime into her food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459566
You have nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459562
but she is so tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459574
That Fox is in heat! Control yourself Fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459567

She'll notice after eating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459584
O-oh no! I hope she doesn't punish me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459577
Tiny but stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459584
how does she know what that tastes like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459595

well it kinda covers her body and they use it in cooking so it's not unreasonable.

Just like the idea of a Flow Kelp eating her own kelp

[Anonymous No.]

There aren't enough monster girl stories that involve gentle persuasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459565
I know, but I want a loving yeti nurse to take care of me when I'm sick and cuddle me back to health and not wet nurse because that wouldn't work too well

[Anonymous No.]

>MGC elects a man as mayor
>He immediately instaures rules to protect human rights
>Rape is abolished among many other things
>Monsters riot until he is forced to give in
>Rape is still abolished but when asked out a man has to accept, at the very least, a single date

How do you handle all the monster girls trying their hardest to seduce you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459581
You can run but you can't hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459614
Good thing I'm already married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459604
You can fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459616
>Eye have you
Ehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459606

Sounds like a way for the Nightingale effect to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459616
It took me a while staring at this image to realize her breasts are crushing the glass too.
I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459616
>big tits pressed against the glass
Hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459616
Psssh, what's this dumb fox gonna do to me, I ain't scared of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459625
>>15459631
She's also wearing only a tabard, sleeves, and a hat.
Snu-snu imminent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454786
>>15454890
>>15454970
>>15454995
>>15455004
>>15455005
>>15455022
>>15455030
>>15455057
>>15455061
>>15455074
>>15455095
>>15455112
>>15455124
>>15455135
>>15455148
>>15455152
>>15455155
>>15455159
>>15455163
>>15455165
>>15455189
>>15455206
>>15455233
>>15455240
>>15455259

We need more Dadnon Stories/Shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459616
>>15459625
http://i.imgur.com/ZoEm0ju.gif

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459652
4chan should have a limit on how many people you can quote to avoid posts like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459664
O-oh my.
That's downright intimidating.
+1 for being in a city setting.

[Anonymous No.]

Squids are cute and nice

[Anonymous No.]

So /mgt/ is extremely vanilla, except when it comes to incest, which people are fine with taking to extremes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459664
Am I getting robbed?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459664
What's she gonna do, sit on my face? Because those legs look mighty thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459677
They're also fine with TGshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459677
I dunno, surprising amount of fatfags here. Or 'chubby' as they put it. Damn americans and their warped view of what fat is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459677
Not everyone is totally cool with it, but since KC is a lolicon that has repeatedly mentioned having lusty daughterus who still drink from your spirit, it got a shot in the arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459677

At least it hasn't devolved into a daughteru harem for the sole purpose of fucking your daughters to make more daughters to fuck and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459697
You mean like that one VN with the superiorly fucked up family tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459703

No, but that happened to another thread I follow.

I don't care about incest but holy fuck it got to be a mess there for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459712
What thread?

[Anonymous No.]

What if, pregnant daughteru being breastfed by her pregnant mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459678
Yeah, you are.
Now empty your balls and no one gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459727
neat.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/QNsosnt.png

Might as well post the finished commission I got from Toxic

I mentioned adding lipstick to it which I think would be a neat addition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459664
Kejourou are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459727
It would make an Alabama local double-take.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if your daughter becomes a monster supremacist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459664
She seems like a nice and innocent lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459727
I don't know 'bout this recursive incest shit, man. Reminds me of that picture with a pregnant loli being fucked, and her fetus is impregnated with another mini-fetus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459733
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459727
Should I latch onto the waifus titty or daughterus titty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459740
Be proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459684
Oh please, you people are the warped ones. If you took a Crabman girl, added 10 pounds to her gut you'd go 'look at this whale'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459721

No bully.

Satyr thread

[Anonymous No.]

So I got to thinkin'
Since monstergirls mark you with their scent/mana/magical brand/whatever and especially in the more hugboxy worlds respect each others claims, wouldn't that make the "ruined for marriage" trope even more true than it can be for women IRL?

The monsters around you can literally smell that you've lost your innocence and will act accordingly.
Plus if a monster did that and then locked you in her house or went off to file marriage paperwork, no one would think it was strange.

Truly a scary world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459757
No idea what that thread is, or even what board it's on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459755
Even I realize that Crabman's girls have terrible proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459763

I realized that after I posted. I'm retarded.

It started out as the end result of Waifus on GR15 board (starting a family and having kids), but after said hardcore incest the thread split into the normal thread and Satyr After Dark on /trash/, which is the NSFW thread.

Like I said no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459761
>lost your innocence

I'm right fucked, aren't i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459733
Lovely work. And apparently that drawfag lurks this place IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459733
>Lipstick
That's a good way to improve any monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459742
>fetus is impregnated with another mini-fetus.
WAT

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Flat Centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459809
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459073
>Honeycomb cereal
>Caramel Vanilla Creme flavored coffee

A bee would try to home make the former. An alp would tell me to try a darker coffee for a once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459761
Cancers and bicorns still like used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459810
What if....Fat Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459810

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459814
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459733
Lipstick would be a nice addition yes. Absolutely lovely in any case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459697
Silly Christmas Core

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459823
Who'd turn her down? She's scary when she's angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459827
This is the picture I was thinking of.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1516896

But then I saw this, and I fucking doubletook and laughed so hard I just couldn't go without posting this one too. Be warned, because it's fucking fucked-up and hilarious as shit.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/687939

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459844
I certainly wouldn't.
Gonna cuddle her and feed her snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459733
Really nice work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459761
Not really as many Monstergirls don't care all that much if you are a virgin or not. Its going to be dependant on how many men there are around anyway.
If we think MGC, it sure as hell won't matter, a Monstergirl there will take any man she can get in the gritty modern city that is MGC.

Then there's the whole addiction thing going on. While Monstergirls accomodate themselves to a specific man, the man in question does so to. So if held unto long enough, he'll start appreciating the Monstergirl in question aswell.

Whether you compare the last part to brainwashing or to getting used to drinking coffee, is entirely up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453772
>nutted but she still suckin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459794
Yeah I think I've seen them post here a few times.

>>15459795
>>15459832

Yeah I think making her wear red lipstick and having some lipstick marks on the guys cheek would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Go on, don't be shy! Pet the nervous young Kiki for doing a good job. Perhaps even ruffle her hair!

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/Na1VMxJ.png

And I just got the updated version. Now with lipstick!

>>15459736

I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459930
I want to give her head pats for being the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459810
Shit.
Would not even give a good brushing to.

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459954
Yes, blue oni are lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerd/otaku ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459954
Drunk Jinko forgetting her own strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459988
Great big Tiger hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460000
Nice digits.
Tiger hugs best hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459930
Gonna scratch behind her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459930
Why is niece Kikimora so nervous?

[Anonymous No.]

So would video game streamers be men with controller/dick cams playing video games like maid simulator 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459954
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

I want a sober oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460043
That comes after a drunk Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that all daughterus should be gagged if they can't stop making noise.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you hide the booze from an Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460041
Oh boy, indeed. Drunk monster girls, especially onis, must be much more "forward" with their feelings than normal.
There isn't much one can do about it once they start getting touchy-feely, is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460037
I'd be a cam whore for monsters, sounds nice getting money from all those nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460043
I want a muscle Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

What girl is worst at cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460085
the pointy ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459930
Hope she doesn't mind slow, gentle headpats that quickly turn into head caressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460078
>anon keeps thinking he's seeing eyestalks outside his window
>that gazer who keeps PMing him is sending really creepy messages
It's probably nothing, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460091
>eye 'stalks'
heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460085
Creepy crawlers and fishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460091
She won't do anything because she is too much of a nerd but if she likes favorites and subscribes to my channel I might give her a shout out and if she donates I'll play any game she picks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459930
Why, I never! Such intimate contact is improper for a maid. At best, she would be given a bonus for exemplary performance.
She might also start getting requests for providing comfort after bad days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460101
>and if she donates
Anon, I think you'll be the one doing the donating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460085
Cursed Swords are the best at cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460101
>Yes, I'm a guy, and I play games, don't you hit on me you silly monsters!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460087
Like your tsundere Living Armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460127
yes exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460130
She's extremely soft on the inside though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460131
you can't cuddle whats on the inside though, that's messed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458184
Suckma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460134
She's so soft inside you can drift off to sleep though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460144
not if she's all pointy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460127
I still like the idea of a living armor pretending it's a mecha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460150
She's not pointy on the inside.
>>15460151
Yeah that was cute. I like Living Armors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460141
cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use money to pay monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460173
Just like ~75% of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457194
Am I seriously expected to believe that this toddler pleasured herself while thinking about a man?

Also, they didn't really sway him and just raped him into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460183
What else would you use as currency?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats your MG waifu's favorite sex position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
Cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460213
Backrub coupons

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a Kikimora and pay her with money rather than sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
Cowgirl, Lotus, or Missionary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460213
Graphing calculators, of course. Those things never lose value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
She likes missionary and lotus since it allows her to hug me with every part of her body. Pretty normal if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
Enveloping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460236
You also have to have a wife that isn't good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460252
No I'd be single and not fuck the maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
The Monkey

look it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460254
But then she'll try to move in on you. You have to break her hart by making her watch your wife ruining your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460231
>Backrub coupons
>Backscratch coupons
>Scalp massage coupons
>Hand massage coupons
>Footpaw massage coupons
>Various ASMR session coupons
>Tail brushing coupons
>Princess carry to any location coupons
>Unconstrained nuzzling coupons
>An hour of nothing but holding both hands coupons

I'd give my waifu one book of these coupons every months. I also wouldn't mind if she redeemed one coupon multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460264
That looks uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Small, medium, or large?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460289
Medium or Large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
>Start looking up sex positions
>A lot are the same thing just with a different name for different things you do it on top of

Anyways, I think a Hellhound would like anything with her on top, like Cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460264
Impregnate the smug monkey! Keep her from practicing her fighting techniques

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460298
Don't forget the Amazon position.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460313
>he named them, then they raped him.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the disadvantages of the lotus position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460313
I don't know what she is but I want her to give me a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460289
Small

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460330
>Not knowing what a Graboid is
COME THE FUCK ON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460289
Wouldnt Miia count as extra-large?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460336
Well fuck, I can't see that at all though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460289
Large!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460346
>three snake mouths
>tan color scheme
>body covered in digging spines
>a pipebomb
You blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460346
Then dope up on some spice and let Shai-Hulud take you, you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460354
Not him but she really doesnt look like a Graboid, the snake-hands confused me, they should be tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460313
Oh god is that the monster from Tremors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460326
The only disadvantage I can think of is it won't work with all monster girls.

Aside from that, it's the best position. I want to feel a wolfu's fluffy limbs around me as we do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460299
You still have much to learn, grasshopper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460388
Big fat monkey tats!
Best on a chunky monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460388
We need a Latenight patented HUG(e)monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460388
I want a /fit/ tomboy monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460408
A big, buff Gorilla Kakuen would be neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460375
>Lotus position with an oneesan snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460468
>Camillamia
unf
Nohr sisters a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460468
How do snakes even do the lotus position? Doesn't it kind of require legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460482
Using her tail to act as a natural seat, I'd think? I don't know, man.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy Lich who will be the most scientific at sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460468
>>15460469
She strikes me as more of a Demon than a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460484
But you'd need to enter her from the bottom, that's fundamentally impossible for frontpussy snakes. It might work for anal, but she'd probably have to sit sideways so her thick snake bits don't get in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460487
Well, sure. Or maybe some sort of undead or dragon type to mimic her combat class.

She's pure sex no matter what you staple to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460487
She is a demon lamia.

I know how you feel, Camilla. I also lust for a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad i have some cash coming in soon, cause it's all gonna have to be towards this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460507
I'm so happy that it's actually being released. There's always a real chance that the prototypes they show off get cancelled and forgotten.

I need more Miia in my life, so I'll be preordering the first chance I get.

[Anonymous No.]

What would mgc prison be like?
Would there be gangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460553
All I want is Miia's mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460555
I can see gangs trying to alp some new guys in order to get what they need. Sounds even more dangerous than a normal prison.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire an Alp to be my assistant in my magic show so she can preform the shota to loli trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460563
>Wanting used goods
>When every woman in Miia's village above the age of 19 is technically used goods
Fuck, you've got me in a box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460555
It would have the highest security in the world because of how powerful monstergirls could be,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460553
I've alreay made plans so i can have room in my shrine

I'm really excited, the tail is mesmerizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460555
They just drop them down a portal to Wonderland and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460580
>I'm really excited
You and me both, friend. I've been putting money aside since they revealed it.
I just hope it won't put a huge dent in those savings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460566
Thats fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460566
But wouldn't they need dick more than anything?

...can you un-Alp someone?
All you'd have to do is cure the gay away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460606
You need Chris-chan's blood to make a vaccine to cure homos

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460608
I'd rather stay an alp than have that in my veins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459616
Why would I want to do either of those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459740
Remind her humans won the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460636
>the other monsters sold us out, the war is still going

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460646
That elf is cute. I especially like the long gloves, you don't see that often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
How should I know?

I know I'd be keen on doggystyle, cowgirl and reverse, prone bone, and lotus though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460313
>>15460371
Reminds me of the thing from Deep Rising personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460298
THAT'S A THICK HOUND! Gonna make her thicker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460507
>>15460553
Just look at all those scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460606
It would be pretty hard to un-Alp. You would need to somehow extract the mana and throw the chastised Alp in a place where he wouldn't be able to replenish it, concealing the poor subject from even the demon lord's power itself.
Next comes the spirit energy part, where the experiment gets a little more weird.

Anyway, I think it's better to leave an Alp with a lust for dick. Changing the poor creature back to it's original state would be considered torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460573
They're going to think that shota's packing heat when she tucks that spadetail in her pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460683
>>15460507
Just made this same post on /a/, but I'll buy her if it turns out that under that skirt there's a molded and painted dorito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460683
I know that the preview pictures aren't representative of the final product, but seeing her like this just brings a huge smile to my face. I've only heard bad things about the maker, so I've got my fingers crossed over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460636
Doesn't mean anything. The deck was unfairly stacked against the monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460687
aaaaaand I totally just got a prompt for a story idea.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459740
>>15460636
>>15460641
>Be veteran of the War for Salvation
>Try to raise your daughter, a Minotaur to be a good girl
>One day she comes home wearing one of those black jackets like the old Hugo Fog boys used to make
>Except instead of the swastika it's Druella's insignia
"You know you should be thankful, Dad~ Our Fair Lady will soon make it so you'll be able to be a good house husband."
>Your wife sees the color drain out of your face, putting the used coffee cups into the sink
>Wife tries to talk her out of continuing, but she does anyway
>Talking about how instead of men and monster are able to co-habitat that men are nothing more than dicks for the harvest
>Memories are coming back to you now
>Mud and rainwater filled trenches, choking your lungs on Mothman powder
>Young men being raped left and right by Devil Bugs, Matangos, and Beelzebubs
>The last fourteen days were the worst
"Dear, please don't."
>You're standing full upright now, towering over your daughter. Years of drinking your waifu's milk have turned you into a mountain that walks, and when she sees your face in an expression of serene calm, she begins to shrink away
"I... I was just kidding Dad."
>Start moving towards her, every step like the thunderclaps of the coming storm
>Back her into the wall, your wife is trying to hold you back before you kabe-don your own daughter
>I lost good men, brothers even, to your slutty little tart. So don't educate me on what I can and cannot do. I brought you into this world, and it would pain me dearly, but I will take you out of it if you so much as utter that bullshit again.
>Are we clear?
"Yes sir"
>She responds sheepishly
>Are we CLEAR?
"C-Crystal."
>Back away, daughter looks like she's a calf again with how much she's shrunken away from you
>Go to the refrigerator, opening the door
>Inside is a small cupcake with her name on it, the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" haphazardly sprayed onto it
>She eats her cupcake in tears, thinking you hate her now
>You assure her through a fatherly hug, that there isn't any force that could make you hate her, and that you're sorry for frightening her earlier
>All while repressing the memories of those damnable mushrooms when you first met your wife, mud and blood caked, thinking you were going to purge her.

Only this time you did it in a different way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460633
Maybe she enjoys the hunt.

>You get a 3 minute head start, get running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460703
Brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460704
Wait, so which option gets me raped harder? Just standing there in front of her for three minutes, actually running, or going on the offensive and embracing her mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460703
>>Back away, daughter looks like she's a calf again with how much she's shrunken away from you
>>Go to the refrigerator, opening the door
>>Inside is a small cupcake with her name on it, the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" haphazardly sprayed onto it
>>She eats her cupcake in tears, thinking you hate her now
>>You assure her through a fatherly hug, that there isn't any force that could make you hate her
This is why I love daughteru stuff.

This is what I live for.

[Anonymous No.]

Another forest fire thwarted and eaten up by that mysterious protector!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460703
Yeah, how dare she sully uniform of the Reich with the symbol of some filthy monster slut. I mean, what? Did you say something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460703
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460701
Not our fault we're just better at war, it is in our nature just as much as it is in the nature of monsters to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460723
Best uniforms. Worst people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455906
Oh-ho? We are getting high on Alp here, boys.
You can't just set up a deadline like that and break it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460733
I know, I'm 100% a faggot.
Literally writing the end to it this minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460728
You might not know it from the human-biased media, but the monstergirl were only the aggressors in the first few weeks of the War. After that, it was months of one-sided slaughter before they installed a bullshit "Peace treaty"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460731
>worse than the Commie Bears
Good goy, good goy. Remember the six trillion Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460738
The faggotness can forgive if you are a little late. No need to worry about it, do it at your own pace. I do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460733
Stop the bully-wullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460742
As it should be. It's not like you stop killing the enemy just because you're started winning the war. Nah mate, you keep up the pressure until they capitulate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a monster supremacist yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460717
Running really gets her blood pumping for the inevitable snu-snu at the end of the "game," you know.
But going on the offensive means she'll make every effort to outdo you, you can't really go too wrong.
If you just stood there you're probably not getting three minutes. Maybe three seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460749
Golems would be more appropriate tbqh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460762
I want to convince my Monster Waifu to become a Monster Supremacist!

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if two manticores touch their tails together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460765
Well then. I guess the my best option would be to go on the offensive and snuggle her into submission. All the while hoping she'll "pay me back" threefold at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460769
It's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise an Elf as a human so she instinctively is smug about human culture because it is way better than the feral monsters like those no good elves who swing from trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460767
But you can't holocaust machines.
>>15460769
They can't. It's like holding magnets with the same polarity against each other. They repel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460768
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460769
No yuri allowed anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460758
You really don't know your history do you? They offered to surrender multiple times, but the governments kept up the pressure so they could look like the good guys and restore their peoples faith in them and fully control the monstergirls and their resources. All the bed press against the monstergirls for being uncontrollable years after the war ended? They were just trying to regain control over their own destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460772
>>15460769

Put a dick between them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460769
Like two vacuum cleaners sucking each other up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460776
Wouldn't she realize she's not a human pretty quickly given her ears? Additionally, what happens when she does realize she's an elf and not a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460793
She was just born with an ear condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460785
There's nothing wrong with only accepting an unconditional surrender, or otherwise pushing for total conquest before discuss terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460799
They offered to surrender on the humans' terms every time, but they just wanted to slaughter thousands of monsters to prove a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460799
>>15460807
This is becoming uncomfortably stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460797
So what happens when she finds out she's an elf? Do several years of repressed monster instincts kick in at once? Being an elf she's probably beg that you take her on the spot and "punish" her for being so conceited to think she a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460728
>>15460742
>>15460758
>>15460785
>>15460799
>>15460807
I know we're past setting any quality/intelligence posting bar around here, but could you still take this armchair military expertise and the juvenile 'err humans are like perfect war machines mang' pseudo-philosofic talk back to k/pol/tg/wherever you came from? It's quite cringy and largely off-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460811
>>15460813
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460811
>>15460813
But there's nothing mgt loves more than superfluous edge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460777
Clearly you've never overcooked clay before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460812
She is deep in denial think Uncle Ruckus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460826
>This can't be, it says here I'm 102% Monster with a 2% margin of error
>Why Chief God, why Chief God, whyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

I have not been around for awhile. College stuff! But I'm gonna start on a one-shot as we speak. Be forewarned, I'm basing it on ManyEyedHydra's HellSpace stuff but don't worry! It's not gonna be snuff shit. Imagine something more akin to Full Metal Jacket and Platoon. Not gonna do any of that bad end stuff. Just not my style. But yeah, thought I'd pop in and say I still breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

Come to think of it, many of us dislike a certain species of monster girls for one reason or the other; from thinking that Kobold is a furry to Dragon is an asshole (not true).
But the thing is, what about your waifu/favorite species? Does she hate fellow monster girls for her quirks, or maybe because in your headcanon this certain monster did something bad to you or her? Tell me about it, Anon. Who does your waifu hate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460842
I just wanted to let you know, that as one of the resident milfags, I'll be judging your story harshly. Mostly because the premise interests me, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460842
>Full Metal Jacket and Platoon.
Why war stories? This is just not right!
>>15460845
My waifu acknowledges the right of lesser beings to exist under her benevolent rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460842
I have no idea who you are, but good luck I guess.
Gauf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460842
I always found some of the concepts of MEH's Hellspace stuff interesting. The idea of an alternate universe, the mystery surrounding it, some of the entities like the plants.
I look forward to it. You can write a little bit of threat and bad-end stuff, I wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460848
Good. Gonna also warn you now that even though my entire family has been in the military, they DQ'd me because I had to take anti-depression medication. You'll have to forgive me if it doesn't live up to your realities, but I will do my best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460850
Klaus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460845
Euclidean geometry and Alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460859
Ahhh. How have you received this special variety of hell since leaving /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460122
How do you think a human boy streaming without a cam would do? No cam, no teasing, and not really caring about flirty messages from the chat. Just focusing on playing the game and having a good time.
I'd imagining some of the monsters who are into games being appreciative.
And also how hilarious it would be to see some random Succubus join the stream, say something to the effect of "Wait where's the dick?" and then get ding dong bannu'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460838
Poor Aunt Elfnay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460218
>Reverse Cowgirl
>Mating Press
>Facefucking
>Reverse Facefucking
>69 with Paizuri
>Piledriver
>Doggystyle
And that's just the tip of the smug harem iceberg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460867
But boys are shit at games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460866
Like, this board? It's not too bad. I like it here. Less degenerate stuff here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460881
That one's a ding dong bannu too.
Besides, good or bad does it really matter if you and the chat are having a good time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460856
I just grow tired of seeing the same inaccuracies being portrayed. Stuff like every squad being made up of 4-5 hyper specialized "roles" like sniper, demolition guy, heavy weapon guy, etc. Also poor knowledge of rank structure and responsibilities, poor knowledge of unit sizes, no radio VP, and soldiers not acting like soldiers.

Unrelated, but reminder to never seek professional help or mediation for depression, because it can and will fuck you over later in life. Like trying to get into the military, or apply for certain licenses/qualifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460892
>soldiers not acting like soldiers
As someone who spent 9 months in military service I have no clue what this means, explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460881
Every MG would say boys only play healers and shit.

Tfw literally every MG online would be after me because I do actually play Healers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460892
You'll just have to read it and judge for yourself :^)

Also, give me a first name. Not your name, per se, but a first name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460892
>Unrelated, but reminder to never seek professional help or mediation for depression, because it can and will fuck you over later in life
This seems like terrible advice which only focuses on one aspect of a thing, and ignores the mountain of opposing points behind said thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460898
Rather than waste time explaining and likely do a poor job of it, just watch Generation Kill instead. That should give you a good idea of how soldiers act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460906
I'm not wasting my time on this nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460910
It's also a good show though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460900
I'd only play offensive out of spite.
Or Bastion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460911
Doesn't really sound like something I'd care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460911
Is it on Netflix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460874
>Mating Press
Oh my yes, however could I forget this one?

>Facefucking
>Harem
I do hope one of your girls has appropriate handlebars.

>69 with paizuri
...reminds me of one thing I quite like the idea of.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460906
Dialogue certainly sounds authentic. The only reason I know what the fuck is a "mike" was because of a book on Apache helicopters I read way back when. Heh. 30 mike mike. Pretty funny name for an autocannon that can rip an AFV to shreds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460934
Either her legs are backwards, or her spine is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460952
Let's give the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she's part fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460778
Because I think Monster Girls are superior to humans of course. They're nicer, tougher, cooler, smarter, perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

What would your waifu consider to be the perfect date night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461004
Sex with the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461004
Cuddling on the couch watching movies and playing video games.
The way to make it perfect is if we have a pizza and a bunch of snacks and it's pouring rain outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15460991
I thought it was going to be kinky sex thing, instead it was a boring ideological thing. You disappoint me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461011
>girl
>wanting to play games
Your Succubutt is a phase 3 Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461004
Dancing, stargazing, or working with complex aerospace machinery together.

Maybe even all three in a single night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461020
Nerdy girls exist anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461019
Well it does turn me on, both ideologically and sexually!

[Anonymous No.]

I want nerdy monsters to get reverse corrupted when trying to monsterize a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461004
Traveling to Lost Carcosa for the performance of a play most eldritch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461064
That's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461064
So Human Women are the real monsters

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is a mating press? I've seen it mentioned several times, but what the fuck is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>The realization that you will never strap a shy princess bee into a SCHLEY.
Life is suffering, one blow after another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461093
It's printing out various types of porn on an old style printing press. I'm not shitting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461099
HA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461093
It's like a bench press and 69 combined. She sucks your dick while you lift her body. You need to keep doing reps until you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461093
Girl on her back while the guy thrusts down into her. Usually seen from a perspective where you can see the back of the guy as he thrusts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461106
Don't forget the leglocking.
Leglocking is important for top-tier mating presses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461139
Well to be fair it goes without saying that leglocking is a necessity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461155
A necessity for baby-making, can't let him pull out, gotta have lots of kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461178
Don't forget the passionate kissing.
And in the case of a harem, knowing that you're going to have to do it with all of them.
One gets pregnant they all have to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461182
if you impregnate the haram stack the births at least a month apart so that they aren't all out of commission at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461185
But then I don't get to hug all four of my daughterus in close succession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461185
>Not having your harem be triplets
>Not getting them all pregnant at the same time
>Not panicking when you realize all 3 are pregnant with triplets of their own
>Not laughing at how genetics works and telling people all about your nonuplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461199
>Not having a smug harem with extra wonderland girls.
>Not impregnating all of them for maximum daughteru potential.
>Jabberwock, Kakuen and Manticore are probably single child birth girls.
>Cheshire Cat and Hellhound probably have at least 4-5 kids per litter
>March Hares are explosive breeders.
Are you ready for all the daughteru cuddles anon? I am.
Witness me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461195
>>15461199
>>15461202
Basically it is so the non pregnant ones can help the pregnant one, also a month isn't much if you have a small harem

[Anonymous No.]

So you like Sharks, right?

[Anonymous No.]

So smug.. These two are up to something, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461234
Her introduction was cute. Her husband's a lucky man.

But that hairdo is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461252
The one on the right is going to rape you, the one on the left is going to watch and maybe cook dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461234
She's a big girl. And so is Madam Shyarley. One Piece's sharks are huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461253
I don't think I'd call anyone who's an in-law of Big Mom lucky, even if all her daughters are apparently top-tier waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

In case any dragon fans missed this I certainly did
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6475483

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461266
What's all this then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461265
>11/10 waifu
>But you're related to a terrifying head with arms and legs who might eat you.
>And if you say no she'll have someone you know and care about fucking murdered.
There's no real good answer because you'd have to interact with Big Mom in some way shape or form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461252
i hope it doesn't involve bullying or rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461266
>21k words
Ain't nobody got time for that

[Anonymous No.]

I want to not argue with a smug monsters and instead admit defeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461285
But then she'll think it was too easy and get all pouty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461297
Exactly, if she wants to be so smug then I'll let her

[Anonymous No.]

>Your favorite monster girl tries to seduce you
>She doesn't rape you nor uses any of her powers/abilities

What does she do to capture your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461306
The Ushi Oni mating dance, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461306
Offer me valentine's chocolate with a bite taken out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461306
Merely exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461306
Just being considerate enough to not rape me is a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461306
>Hellhound
Kabe-don's me in a secluded area after class and then awkwardly asks me out.
Blushing and puppy dog eyes are involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461285
>Smug monster girl says belittling, insulting, etc things about you
>Completely agree with her
>It takes the wind out of her sails

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never trick your daughter into wearing a butt plug to school
>tell her it'll make her friends jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461314
Just have her mumble off into silence, only compliments can help her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461306
A warm smile, fluffy sweater cuddles on a cold day, and a well-made veggie dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461314
What would happen if you said something that implied you were going to commit suicide near a smug monstergirl who has a secret crush on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461327

Her smugness would be overwritten by her desire to heal you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461337
>You'll never be dragged to bed and furiously cuddled by a Cheshire Cat when she notices the signs.
>She'll never start directing her smugness outwards by bragging about how good a boyfriend/husbando you are to other monstergirls.
>She'll never hold you close to her heart so you can hear how hard it pounds when you're near.
>She'll never shower you with kisses, playful nuzzles and affection during sex.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461252
It's going to involve thorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461272
Now now. There's a perfectly valid option for getting out from her service without anyone you care for being killed.

You just have to hope the wheel lands on something non-vital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461308
>You'll never be an adventurer who the Goblin Queen has an incredibly powerful crush on. Dispatching hunting parties of Goblins to capture and bring you to her so you can become married.
>Whether it's a frozen snow cave, forgotten crypt, or humid jungle, they're always one step behind. Getting into trouble as they try to follow you.
>You rescue them everytime from traps and other Monster Girls, patting them on the head and sending them on their way
>They go back and tell the Goblin Queen how heroic and brave you were, apologizing for failing
>The Goblin Queen doesn't care, she's begun to love your tales of heroism recounted to her by her Goblin subjects. This only makes the Goblin Queen want you more and more
>So the cycle continues

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461360
I want to go on a quest for the goblin queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461364
A quest for a wedding ring?

So you can marry her and make lots of little Goblins together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15459530
That won't grow its ear back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461390
Go to a lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461392
Proving that yet again, undead is best girl. why not fix your wolfu up with a tasty undead lamentation mushroom soup and gain a cool gravewalker variant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461394
People like warm bodies sometimes anon. And no, preheating them doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461400
>stuffing your lich waifu into the microwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461402
I was more thinking an electric blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461400
>Not making them warm with friction.
I produce too much body heat as it is and I prefer being cold

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no twin maids to impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461406
Well, if it works for you, go for it.

>>15461408
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461410
Shoggoth, obviously. You know. The superior maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461410
Shog and Kiki,they were orphans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461417
>Not having a set of Khepri octuplets who are all your maids

Although desu Shoggoths are pretty high-tier too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461417
It's hard to compete with a maid when that maid also doubles as a toaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461428
And a microwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461430
>stuffing your shoggoth maidfu into herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461432
she just hums when heating food

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461432
What else could fit into a microwave and not be harmed by it? Liches, shogs... slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461439
A radiation elemental

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no slothfu to nap with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461444
That doesn't seem safe to dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461448
Needs a bath.

[Anonymous No.]

Translation's a bit on the iffy side, but I think anons might enjoy this.

Doujin about a guy who winds up rooming with a fiery Djinn.
http://exhentai.org/g/948952/f5e8a43c05/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461468

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Monster Girls "Migrate" at all, based on the weather. Like do Hellhounds seek somewhere warmer when winter rolls around? Do Yetis go somewhere colder when it gets too hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461472
The destination of any migrant MG is inevitably "Husbando's embrace".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461472
Bear Girls will hibernate.

That means they stay at home eating snacks and watching TV all winter.

When summer arrives they have to work off the fat.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, earlier a lot of people said lanternon's setting was their favorite mg setting and I was wondering what it is that people really liked

[Anonymous No.]

I have a desire to breed a loli bear repeatedly

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a dumb koala girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461499
To the Bear Shrine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461499
Just be careful when they start channeling, things can get weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pregnant Monster Girls, please. I don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461508
We need pregnant MGE girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461529
I want to perform oral sex on a pregnant Dragon and whisper sweet nothings to my daughteruegg!

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is best for cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461259
>>15461234
>TFW with the size of Oda's shark girls a Great White Shark girl would be as big if not bigger than Syarley
>TFW she'd be just the right amount of chubbiness, giving her the comical dopey smile GWs are known for from the side
>Until she locks onto cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461508

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461567
What was Shirahoshi anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461533
Here we go, like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461575
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sillaginidae

She was one of these. I only know that because I was silly enough to go "She's a dragonfish!" before getting disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461570
Gonna be a big litter of foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461306
Tentacle Headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461588
Foxes aren't exactly known for "small families."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461602
The little one seems worried she will be replaced as the cutest vixen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461615
But she gets to be the big sister all the little ones will look up to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461631
The one with the doll is practicing, she'll be the dependable nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

You all seem to like MGE, But I don't think many of you would like a mge monster girl though, they would probably rape you constantly since that seems to be the only thing they think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461634
I think that's the same girl in two different shots, unless the one on the left is a giant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461602
Lots of mofu for loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461639
Oh. Well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461636
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461636
>they would probably rape you constantly since that seems to be the only thing they think about.
Wow, this takes me back.

Seriously though, where did all you new people come from and why can't you go back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461636
They're not universally rapists. Most would be better described as seductresses, in that they're going to get you in the mood before doing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461658
They don't have to go, they just need to shut the fuck up and lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461636
>Believing the scholar's exaggerations
Very few monster girls are 24/7 rape machines, the fallen god's church and druella's faction are the main culprits of that.

Even Ushi-Oni who the profile describes as an unstoppable snu snu machine is capable of having hobbies and interests even if they do revolve around her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461668
>Even Ushi-Oni is capable of having hobbies and interests
>even if they do revolve around her husband.
One of them gets into men's haircuts, and wants to try trimming and styling her husband's hair after about two hours of research.
How does it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461688
With hands like those? I think the guy might need to shave his head and start over by the time it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461472
Yetis trim their fur and go to the beach in the summer, they're banned from public pools because groups of yetis swimming in a pool will turn it into a sauna from their body heat

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show monster girls the modern wonders of our world.
>You will never play video games with a monster girl
just fucking end it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461712
I want to show a Lich pokemon, just to see what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461734
She creates pokegirl familiars

[Anonymous No.]

Big THICK _____ Thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461747
Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461734
I want to show a cheshire cat the art of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461747
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461747
Familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461763
I bet Dragons have thighs hips and rear all made for childbearing.

Make sure she has the breats to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461712
>You will never introduce a Hellhound to modern meat recipes and watch her devour plate after plate of your cooking
>You will never show a Yeti who lived in a primitive hut the wonders of modern heating and insulation, receiving a 4 hour long hug as thanks
>You will never show a Kikimora a Vacuum cleaner and try to hold back your laughter as she screams in surprise at the noise it makes when turned on
>>15461734
Don't tell her about IVs and EVs, you won't see her outside of her room again for months.

[Anonymous No.]

Roomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461776
Now I want more greentexts of showing MGE girls earth stuff

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sing romantic songs in the middle of MGC plaza and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>reading The History of Middle-Earth part 1
>forgot how good Tolkien's prose was
What is even the point of writefaggotry when some dead guy who had a boner for Alpgolian mythology will forever be better than you could ever hope to be? How do you guys find the will to keep going?

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I start with monster girl city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461832
At the bottom where Human Boys beling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461809
>A Gandhvara shows up to give you some background music
>>15461832
I don't understand the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461838
Like where do i start to read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461840
Read about a threadcanon concept? I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461832
Depends.
Easy mode kids start out with the playboy millionaire runs.

Normal can have you do either suburbs or decent apartments.


Hard is poor areas.

Nightmare is you, your clothes, and the underground neighbor hoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461844
Dante Must Die Mode: Naked in Necropolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461840
Hahaha oh wow

We really do have a newfag problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461846
Nah, the Maus tunnels are worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461849
>Maus tunnels
You start your average RPG strolling through Maus Hills and don't realize city rats are hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461854
Mice aren't bad with armor.

Without it though.....
Frame perfect dodge rolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461840
It started of as a joke about a dystopian modern city and could be compared to monster girl detroit but now it's just shorthand for any modern setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461862
>but now it's just shorthand for any modern setting
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461869
Has anyone compiled the stories? I mean I can only find a Roleplaying site, a dead blog, and a single story on TFT

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, it's always a good idea to dump the kids with their single aunt for the summer. Auntie loves those boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461873
There were no such stories, anon. It was just people talking in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461873
The original greentexts were written by a shit ton of people, like any threadcannon thing like cute wendigos or squishy loli mindflayers.

Bob's Power Bomb the Sphinx story was the first to use Monstergirl City as a proper name for a city.

YBA was the first to use the abbreviation MGC to refer to Monstergirl City in a story, which is a specific city in his universe, the oldest monster settlement on Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461869
More often than not greentexts these days don't play up on the whole dystopia thing.

It's all silly stuff without monster girls acting like niggers or corrupt cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461873
One guy said he'd try to compile a basic rubric for the setting of MGC.

Can't even recall the last time I heard anything about his progress on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461829
If he wrote about undead and spiders I wouldn't have to, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461895
>If he wrote about undead and spiders
Well actuallyl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461890
>It's all silly stuff without monster girls acting like niggers or corrupt cops.

That's just as old as all the dystopia stuff. Do you even remember people calling manticores Porch Tiggers?

[Anonymous No.]

Deadpool gets dropped into MGE, what happens?
Besides the copious of monster girl fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461896
Well, if he wrote about sext ones and wrote about fuckin' em. Tolkien is about as close yet far from MGE as you can get. Even his elves cannot physically be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461903
MEMES
MEMES EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

Suction-cup hickies all over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461912
is that fucking ursula?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461912
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461915
Yes?
>>15461918
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461874
I don't know, they're going to be all alone with her. Maybe I should send someone else there to check on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461636
Don't you get tired of telling lies on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461934
Remember to no lewd your maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461688
well on the plus side he could pass for a monk.

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[Anonymous No.]

Is it tentacle time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461986
Eh, don't get me wrong, I love tentacles like I love oxygen, but we're on page eight and only have sixty images left. I think that's enough for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461991
Oh so post more then, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461991
Fair enough, deleting that one. Didn't realise we were so low on images already.
>>15461995
Please don't, we don't need to give people a reason to start a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462004
Aw, but that was the best ooone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462015
You'll get more chances to show your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never show monster girls the wonders of Earth, while trying to make sure they don't get too touchy while in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462018
You will never show monster girls the wonders of voyeurism because you never go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462029
You will never show monster girls the wonders of voyeurism because you never go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461995
See this kids? This is what happens if you start dating your teacher. There's a reason that it's forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be raped in a lust storm but a rad scropion girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462059
I don't see the problem with the pic nor why I shouldn't date my teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462076
But you'll be momdommed!

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>>15462084
Yes and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462091
Well some people don't like that and that means you're not allowed to, either. It's like, a law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462097
Well too bad for them, I don't complain when they start to talk about things I don't like such as, I don't know, Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

You trust your big sister right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462124
I trust her as far as I can throw her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462126
I will never be able to look at those eyes and not assume that she's being shaken up and down by some invisible force.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking to plunder me booty, are ye lad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462141
No, I'm on your ship to try to attract a Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462194
So you're looking for a thumper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462141
No. I got lost and ended up here and not the aquarium
Do you have the directions? This theme park's pretty big. you guys should really invest in maps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462206
And what, pray tell, is wrong with MY map?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462211
Well, I mean, other from the fact that it's NONSENSICAL?
HMM, let me see here. How about the fact that IT'S ALL WRONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462211
>>15462216
>Elf and boyfriend get lost on a date at the theme park
Okay this is worth a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461918
She gonna get fat with all those sweets.
Gonna rub the belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462141
Niet, I'm searching the seven seas for a legendary underwater creature.

Before you ransacked the ship I had chartered and sacrificed it to the sea of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462194
You can have Karen, I'll take scary sensei.

Thinking about it she could make a wonderful Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462130
But then her tits would show it as well.
You know that makes me wonder, is it rude to avoid looking at a Holstaurs tits the same way 3DPDs think its rude to look at their tits?
>Hey my Tits are down here

[Anonymous No.]

What MGs would go for a male Christmas Cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462333
All the lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462333

I think the better question is which ones wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462333
Baphomets. You could even get an adult one now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462343
Will she still call me onii-chan or daddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462333
Technically male CC doesn't exist.

The Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462341
All the lolis?

>>15462342
Some of the ones who to be oneesans I imagine

>>15462343
Cute.

>>15462348
The Sabbath is wrong on this front

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>>15462343
Grown up goat demons are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456715
>shes fucking right
I guess im just never gonna watch news again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462333
Male CCs are called bachelors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462368
You know they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462348
>monsters slowly overtaking a city
>Sabbath goes on a recruitment run
>to a place that always has a ton of potential converts
>the Senior folk's home
>Free De-aging to all new members!

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>>15462380
I'm calling dibs on the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462387
Go ahead, the one on the left has better horns anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462390
Don't care about the horns, I'm ramming her ass with the fury of a million exploding suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462359
All. The. Lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462393
>Not caring about the horns
Check out this sod

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462393
Yours is all sorts of slutty with that lip bite and that ass grab, too. The left one is way better. She's all genki and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462397
>caring about the horns when there's soft, squishy goatbutt available in front of you
Check out this Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462399
>licking her lips
>not the slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462380
>posting filthy boatsluts here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462400
>caring about that soft and squishy goatbutt when there's toned goatthighs and hips right in front of you
Woah nelly. Check out this gigaAlp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462400
Look at the thighs on that one with the great horns. You know that ass is made for hotdogging and/or motorboating. Even then, I'd rather intercrural her from the front so we can hug and kiss while we do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462404
They're hot monstergirls, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462408
>caring about thighs when you could be burying your face in her hair
>saying "Woah nelly"
Don't let the door hit you on spadetail on the way out..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462404
>being able to tell they're boatsluts instead of just goat girls
Boatmanwhore detected!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462416
>Caring about hair when you could be burying your face in those tits
>Talking shit about "woah nelly"
That's some hella bad taste, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that cosplay tier monstergirls need love too.

Is my pic fine for a blue board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462423
Nice damage control, doesn't change the fact that "woah nelly" is "gosh golly gee" -tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462429
The pubes may or may not be too much.

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>>15462333
>Baphomets looking for onii-chans
>Christmas cake Hakutakus who want to settle down in a serious relationship with someone their own age
>Loli Hellhounds who get off on the idea of dominating a guy twice their size
>Onis who don't want a stupid brat who can't hold their alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462429
>Is my pic fine for a blue board?
>This artist
I don't know about the board (It's fine) but my penis finds is A OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462431
Golly gee wizz, Anonymous. you're really taking this super cereal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462429
When you're cow is more cosplay than MGE's Holst you know you fucked up. Not that there's anything wrong with MGE Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462447
I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462434
Those are all fine...except for the heck pup.
only one getting dommed are them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462454
>spoiler
Hah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462460
Not him but lolidom a massive shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462465
Lolidom a best. Suzuka-sama a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462460
Size difference is too great and the heckpups don't have their muscle yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462454
That's how you get fat loli Hellwan ass on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462475
What if there are too many

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462477
Then it's harem and ergo shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462454
>>15462465
>Not wanting a smug loli dom
>>15462475
Monsters defy logic though, there's a ton of them that don't look the slightest big strong yet manage to rape grown men without the use of a weapon or magic. It's safe to assume they have freakish natural strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462475
>heckpups don't have their muscle yet
Baphomets don't have muscle either, and they're still stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462484
>implying Baphomets aren't ripped as fuck
Muscleloli a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462476
Only the fattest of loli hellwan rear could pin me.

>>15462477
There are never too many for a properly prepared oniichan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462484
Baphomets are an exception, not the standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462485
I wouldn't mind musclelolis if they had the thick bottom-heavy proportions of that Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462447
>hoofs
>cow ears
>cow tail
>horns
>everything beyond waist is hairy

>cosplay
???

If MGE holst is cosplay for you, then how do you call generic anime cat/dog/wolf/fox girl like Horo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462492
>implying shoulders and arms grow without dat T
Musclegirls are all legs and ass all the time anon.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a war in Heaven, anonymous. I won. Your future belongs to me now. I am the Revelation, the TIGER-FORCE at the core of all things. When you cry out during your orgasms, it is I you see. I am power unlike any you have ever known: absolute, infinite, and unrelenting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462477
>You will never have a lolihound grind herself against your face while three of them compete for your cock with their mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462493
She's not really but people used to complain about some of the early designs being too cosplay back in the /a/ threads so I've always held those designs as a standard that other monster girls need to live up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462489
Given what they do and can go up against, I'd expect hellhounds to be gifted with an abundance of supernatural strength too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462500
>getting heckpuppy clit up your nostril
>being irrumated until she squirts into your mouth
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462505
>Given what they do and can go up against
They really arnt described as anything special they are literally just guard dogs. Compared to other monsters hellhounds are normal tier at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456171
Nice NWN logo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462527
Nigga that's a Sheikah symbol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462506
>Disgusting
I think you mean wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462536
>literally having a heckpuppy fuck your nose until she cums
>wonderful
Shit nigga, I bet you'd drink up all her lewd juices to top it off. What a fucking loser. I bet one day she's going to put her clit into your urethra and you'll love that too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462536
Nah its pretty gross dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462541
You should probably cease this here anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461829
I lost the will to keep going because of that, to be honest. It makes me into a bitch, sure, but just imagining that no matter how hard I try people like JRR Tolkein, Frank Herbert, Stephen King, Robert Jordan, Anne McAffrey, George Rictus Revoltus Martin will forever be better. Hell, even with his ponderous, archaic writing style that's actually really fucking pretentious to read, HP Lovecraft will be always be better. Even Stephanie fucking Meyer and E.L. James are superior, and while their content is at best questionable they at least know their target audience, i.e. Your mom and other sexually repressed middle-aged women who don't remember what falling in love was like.

I mean, shit. I haven't written anything I thought had any merit for going-on-eleven fucking months now and bitch about it constantly because I just want somebody to say ganbatte or Congratutlations, Shinji or something. But that's what you get for hanging around with questionable people. Could write something again sooner or later, but I don't know if I have it in me to write monstergirls or explicit smut anymore since it tends to repeat ad infinitum.

That being said, totally glad that Seafoam (The literal GRRM of the threads, just holy fuck CONTINUE PLEASE), YBA and RSAnon are still here, as well as the fallen like MachineAnon pre-shitheel ego, Tarrek and his /fit/ girls, LanternAnon, Losensis, and Cmdr Guile himself, Captain. They fight and fought the good fight and all that jazz.

TL;DR: bummer, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462509
Guard dogs who can defy gods. And given the nasty shit that you can expect to find in The actual Hell, I'd say superhuman strength would be the bare minimum you'd need to serve as a guard there and survive more than eight seconds.

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>>15462566
>And given the nasty shit that you can expect to find in The actual Hell, I'd say superhuman strength would be the bare minimum you'd need to serve as a guard there and survive more than eight seconds.
Doom guy visits hell and clears it out every weekend and hes just a normal marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462578
>and hes just a normal marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462509
Curious fact: in D&D manticores are stronger than hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462578
We all know Doomguy loves Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462584
>DoomGuy loves Kikis
[Citation Needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462578
>Normal marine

Not to get all /v/ in here, but no, he definitely isn't. Have you ever tried ripping limbs off of anything four metres tall?
I'm pretty sure a few people at least have compared him to other supersoldiers, like, say, Master Chief, and Doomguy was found able to wipe the floor with them. And Master Chief is a guy who can flip a 7000 pound car like a coffee table.
Not to mention Doomguy runs at just under 50mph.

I wouldn't call those traits of a normal marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462589
MUHREENS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462589
>God-Emperor of Mankind splices his gene seed with that of DoomGuy, using it to make a new chapter of BATTLE BROTHAS
>Instead of waging a long attrition war against Chaos and Orks and what have you they just RIP AND TEAR their way across the cosmos with their bare fucking hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462580
>>15462589
Turns out doom guy is actually just a really pissed off marine and (You) are an arch- angel who follows him around and grants him super strength and speed that's why he can walk at 50 mph and carry 100 guns at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462598
>>15462601
Spess Muhreens are a whole 'nother can of worms.
I know jack shit about 40K, but I'm pretty sure their armies consist of more units than there are atoms in the universe.

>>15462604
This sounds pretty amusing. I'm guessing it's not 100% canon, but still pretty funny nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462604
By "you" you mean player?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462581
And beholders are stronger than both.

Amusing to think that a nerdy Gazer could use her hypnosis to cause a Hellhound and Manticore to worship her like a queen. That way she could make them buy lunch for her and send them to find out information about the man she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462604
He actually got blessed by an archangel AND gets power from the energy the demons use every time he kills them.

Nerf him please.

[Anonymous No.]

Man
I want to play games with Miia and be her filthy heal slut
I want to be the Medic to her Heavy
The Priest to her Lancer
The Mercy to her Reinhardt

I feel like she would want to heal at first but would really actually want to dps or tank
Though i could fill anything depending on what she wants

What kind of games would your waifu like?
What would she like doing in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462615
Yes doom guy is amazing at killing demons because the players want him to be amazing at killing demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462619
It looks in the profile like gazers can only hypnotise humans, though. Specifically, erasing hate for monstergirls, and implanting a love for monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462578
>hes just a normal marine
Someone didn't play the last Doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462609
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine

This will give you an idea of how absolutely bullshit SPESS MAHREENS are compared to stuff like Master Chief who iirc is just basically Captain America on cybernetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462631
Shame because it could lead to some fun situations. Even if it was just making monster girls "love" them in a nonsexual hero worship kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462625
>4th place
I never knew spider was a casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462639
You don't really have to use MGE setting by-the-book though. But I'd highly recommend abstaining from advertising a story with fetishes that are more in-line with /u/ or /d/. They have smut threads on /d/ for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462639
That's what mindflayers are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462639
Hey man when did the profile description ever stop people from daydreaming and writing about shit. Like the hellhound profile says people can never tame them but everyone in the thread and their mother apparently has like 4 of them on a leash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462635
>making them capable of spitting acidic venom, absorbing the memories of the dead by eating their flesh, darkening their skin to protect it from radiation, and operating for long periods without sleep by switching off parts of their brains at a time
>absorbing the memories of the dead by eating their flesh

Pfft.

>>15462639
Well if you like the idea of it, then don't let me stop you from thinking about it and developing it however you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462647
Absorbing the memories of the dead by flesh consumption is more of a reference to the old beliefs that eating your enemy's heart would give you their strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462645
>people can never tame them
Its never said that hellhounds cant be tamed its just really hard. But since MGE is a hugebox you can do anything you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462652
Not this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462642
Eh it's not so much /u/. I mean I love a bunch of monster girl artists but it doesn't mean I want to have sex with them or view them as someone I want to be in a relationship with. Hero worship is a different thing.
>>15462645
>>15462650
True. There's things much more silly that have happened Like thread canon Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462652
>Hugebox
Perfect for my Huge Quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462659
Does it have Huge Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462663
Everything will be Huge in the Hugebox.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that if you get bitten by kumiho you get addicted to their bites! Is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462669
I want to get bitten by a Sharkgirl, a Kumiho, a Vampire and a Rusalka at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462672
What a slut for bites! I bet people ask you if you're a junkie because you have so many puncture wound scars all over you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462669
I heard getting bitten in the dick by a Vampire will give you the hardest orgasms ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462681
>What a slut for bites
I really am and I'm not ashamed of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462684
Vampier plz. Pepole here allready like you. You don't need to spread propaganda like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark Elf taken in and raised by regular Elves
>That latent sadism is still there, but it's a lot more tender and subdued
>Prideful and haughty, but the mask comes off around her husband
>The incest instincts are still strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462750
Gentle sadism a best. Describe it more fully.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not afraid of monster ninjas!

[Anonymous No.]

>Find a cute Kobold roaming the streets
>Try to pet her
>She growls and avoids me
>Pull out some meat from my lunch
>She's still angry
>A man rushes in
>She suddenly stands up and hugs him
>Asks him in perfect english if they can go to McDeruella

Damned married Kobolds acting like stray dogs as soon as their husband is out of sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462785
do you think that monster kunoichis find and `upgrade` human kunoichis and assassins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462794
You should've looked for a ring or a collar. Gotta be careful when picking MGs from the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462794
>roaming the streets
>a man rushes in

What? None of this makes sense.
Where is the guy rushing in to? Rushing into an outside place? And why is the kobold just roaming about without him? Why would she just growl if she can talk in perfect English? Why would anyone voluntarily ask for junk food, let alone a creature with taste and scent as refined as a kobold? Why is the man not questioning that some random stranger is trying to feed his wife food?

1/10 - At least the grammar is sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462910
"in" as "in the scene" or "in the situation"

As for the rest, I can only say that MGC is a strange place

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462910
>The blast from the fight against the other dimension's evil lord throws the poor Kobold and her husband into a worm hole
>The dog was thrown in the middle of the street in a parallel universe, away from her mate
>Confused, scared and alone, the Kobold's instincts take over as a random man approaches her
>He tries to be friendly with her, showing her a piece of meat that makes our heroine's stomach growl
>Suddenly a portal appears and her husband comes out of it, telling her that the power of love guided him
>She stands up and hugs him
>Asks him in perfect english if they can go for a re-match against the powerful Mecha Deruella

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462934
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

How does a human boy makes a living (while keeping his dignity) in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

Itty bitty titty kitties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462948
Find a wife to support him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462950
Itty bitty full grown cat titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462948
Use fake monster girl fragrance and a fake ring. The dangerous women will think you already have a mate and will leave you alone.
Now all you have to do is find a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462934
Much better. I'd pay to read this. Not much, but I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462948
Escort, camwhore, working in a brothel, looking for a sugar mommy, selling yourself to the highest price in the black market...

There are a lot of opportunities for boys in MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462959
Can I ask my monster sister for a kiss on the cheek, that should fool th other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462968
Sure. But be careful, she might ask for a reward since she is kissing you everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462955
BIG FAT CAT TATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462984
Well I can pay her a dollar per kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462987
Big fat kitty titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462987

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463009
You rang?

[Anonymous No.]

Average Cat Tats and Ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463021
Adorable and kissable feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462998
She might want more than that. Maybe your lunch money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463032
But I'd go hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463053
You could either ask one of your nice monster friends to buy you something or give something else to your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you marry the same species as your monster family but they aren't related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463081
The same thing that happens when you marry the same ethnicity as your human family but they aren't related.
They'll probably get along pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463081
your sister might tease you and say you are only marrying her because your wife looks like your sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463021
I came in with no expectations and I'm pleasantly surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463028
Itty bitty kitty titties and fat feline fannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463028
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463110
That is funny, even more if true

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cat girls so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463245
Because they make you appreciate just how much better wolfgirls, dog-girls, and foxgirls are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463245
They're good for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463256
Wolfus are objectively the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463268
I like that sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463268
>You can't save Sif no matter what you do.
It hurts so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

what would you guys think about a MGC story where there are a top few female humans in a breeding company with the rest of the females in breeding machines(basically unconscious) These top females hold a pretty high function in the government. you can basically describe the mas the navigators from dune, political wise.

They supply all the different MG's families with male baby's after being adopted and growing in the constant presence of a particular MG specie (mother, sister, aunt's and other boys that have already adapted) they will get a few traits from that specie.

grow up in a Cheshire family and you will probably drive your future wife crazy.

In an oni family, you will have an easier time gaining muscles.

dormouse family, probably end up sleeping in class a lot, or during lunch, or whenever really. (and get doted on by dragons and other dominant mg's)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463268
Love all the skindentation from the sword against her body. Never really noticed that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463284
Why would women even agree with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463284
I'd hope someone with writing abilities as poor as yours wouldn't be writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463257
>You will never feel a cat girl purring against your chest
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463268
I wish she didn't bring that dumb sword with her to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463293
culture, political power positions.

also the few women in power like to stay in power, they dont care about the breeding machines.

>>15463298
you could give pointers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463317
Ease off anon. It's the only thing she's got left of her father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463317
It's what keeps bedroom life spicy and interesting.
Like two lovers giving each other the controls for their own shock collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463305
>get a gf
>get a few cats
>have gf rest breasts on your face
>have cats on your stomach purring

gotta improv

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463336
>you could give pointers.

Caring about what grammar is would be a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456933
I'd get hit by a four woman that would shatter my pelvis by looking at me funny. Lilim, Dragon, Baphomet, and a Pharaoh. My body wouldn't be ready. I wouldn't even know what hit me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463352
>Implying those four girls would have pelvis wrecking sex
>Implying it wouldn't be maddeningly slow and pleasurable.
The other girls would have to teach the Dragon probably, but your pelvis wouldn't break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463284
Really interesting concept for the adoption part, I'm not sure how I feel about the rest

It would be simpler if monsters simply bought the baby males
That way MGC can have adoptions without any dark story behind it

Or you can just go the easy route and say that MGC is MGE's canon setting but 600 years later
You'd be able to smoothly build the history of the setting from what we currently have
And most importantly, you can have monster girls able to birth sons since it is said that they will eventually be able to do it
If you choose that route you have to give up the idea of female humans unless you place them in a confined place such as a human-only continent or country

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463336
But selling them out to be mindless fucktoys? How would you even get women to be breeding stock in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463339
But is it really necessary to have it around ALL the time? Couldn't she just lean it against the wall or something?

I could bully her by throwing it away but I'm not that mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463284
I may be a monsterfag and a traitor, but I don't want that ending for female humans.

[Anonymous No.]

Incest is wrong even if she is a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463382
That's what makes it oh so right.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463382
"Wrong" is just a word the fearful use to describe the actions of people brave enough to take what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463358
>maddeningly slow and pleasurable
Oh dear! Maybe even hour-long paizuri sessions. Yes. This is true paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463393
Kej milktanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463396
rape is even worse

[Anonymous No.]

What is she trying to make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463408
Rape is just proactive love.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if an elf is never raped and dies unraped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
Purring potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
"Now behold, as I make the ability to post images in this thread... disappear!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
reasonable sized hands potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463415
Nobody knows, it's never happened before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463401
>hour-long paizuri sessions
Just imagine that. All four of them, breasts pressed against your dick, raising and lowering them so slowly they barely look like they're moving at all.
They're also using the Lilim's magic to keep you on the brink of orgasm until the end.
And you bet your ass there'll be cuddling afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463422
I want to marry an elf and never rape her

[Anonymous No.]

Would cat and dot type monster girls be jealous of a real cat or dog sleeping in some guy's bed with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463426
Rape play counts too anon. And they crave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
A husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463425
God dammit. I miss the old greentext I used to have of that. I need to beg someone to do another. Or write my own. My writing sucks though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
A potion that'll make that cute anon who visits her shrine occasionally love her.
It's the same kind of soup her mother made for her as a child whenever she was sick, and that anon has looked kind of sickly lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a Shog show how she does the slime stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463434
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463372
how did any dystopian future happen ?

and they dont get fucked, just kept as unconscious breeding machine.

anyway the main thing i wanted was to get rid of human females in the setting but still make sure mg's only birth mg's. and i like the idea of inheriting traits from a specific species.

>douchebag vampire son
>super loyal, everyone's friend, son of dog girl.
>genius lich son.

etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463456
I hope you're talking about personality traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463284
I don't like the moraly abhorrent part of IT. Sorry, but no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463456
Hey man, what've you got against vampires?

>>15463461
Ease up there, buddy. I see what you're getting your knickers in a twist over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
Fried honey-brined chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463477
Well, that would attract me to her shrine for sure. Though I've ever tried any before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463430
No they don't, I will only tender love the elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463461
yes. no physical traits.

unless constant sleepiness count as physical or very high heat tolerance for salamander sons.

>>15463467
worse stuff happens in some of these settings.

also its not like anybody knows of it. the general populace has no idea how human males are made. they just know they are provided by the big corp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462604
Demons want his marine dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463486
Well, when you live for centuries, you're going to get to that kind of kinky sex role play some time in your lives.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug smug monsters to show I care

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463502
I think nonvisible traits are fine, they're probably enough not to enrage the shouty voices here.
Things like a dragon's son having naturally incredible strength, and skin that doesn't burn or take injury so easily. Or a kesaran's son who can very easily make people around him happy, and really doesn't weight as much as you'd think he would, or something like that.
Maybe a hellhound's son with naturally keener senses, athleticism, and an affinity for fire magic, but who isn't at all comfortable around water. That sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Spider waifu.

nsfw version http://i.imgur.com/o6Mchuc.jpg

I hope y'all are having a nice day /mgt/ o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463528
>Big scary Manticore doing what she does best
>Strolling around being smug and intimidating
>Men and monsters stepping aside to makeway for her, pressing themselves up against the wall
>The Manticore absolutely loves it, giving a smug grin as she scans the crowd for potential prey
>"Anon no! Get back here!"
>A small boy runs out of the crowd and towards the Manticore
>Throws his arms around her and hugs tight
>"Her fur's so soft!" he announces
>The Manticore doesn't know what to do, she turns red and gently pushes away the kid
>Manticores aren't fluffy things you can hug kid, she thinks, foolish child
>Flies away with her face buried in her paws, blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463511
YOU ARE HUGE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE TITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463502
Still don't like the dark aspect of it. And saying that there are settings doning worse things is not a defense. I don't like those either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463539
>having naturally incredible strength
Maybe having strenght above average. I would just give slight "bonuses" for having X mother, not huge ones.

But that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463545
neat stuff snibby, I do like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463549
That kid has been marked for a very interesting puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463550
>"Oh my, what a forward young man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463545
Love it Snib. Great work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463539
y thats the kind of stuff i was thinking about.

figured it would make the males in the story's a lot more interesting/easier to work with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463545
Will you ever draw an MGE Arachne in the future? I want to see one with massive tits and a soft belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463564

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463569
also this
>>15463554

nothing to mayor except for some freak cases

though i would imagine the city would be ruled through a class / family + branches kind of system. meaning political marriages and rivalrys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463554
Yeah, exactly, don't go overboard with it, but enough that you can tell that something's there.
Like an untrained son of an oni might still be strong, and tend to be on the tall side, but a completely pure human who knows how to fight and gets strong is still pretty likely to win.
Though in any interesting setting, you might have anomalies too, for better or for worse. Like a child inheriting all of the weaknesses of their mother, and none of their strengths, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463549
Lucky lad, he now has access to a big Manticores milky bosoms, her tailpussy & pussypussy, and her delightfully fluffy mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463516
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463564
That face is too inhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463511
Imp-chan is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463586
Manticores completely fall apart in the face of compassion, they're used to being terrifying monsters who get off on fear.

If a man confesses to them instead of babbling in fear they don't know how to react.

That boy's going to grow up to be the Steve Irwin of the MG world.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop Yandere monsters from existing, is there a cure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463599
>That boy's going to grow up to be the Steve Irwin of the MG world.
He isn't going to go around and molest dangerous monsters when he has a fuckhuge Manticore waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463599
Keep him away from a stingray girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463602
Why would you want to? Yanderes are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463602
Enter the Demon Lord's mind and destroy the yandere part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I need nice cute non dominant spider to help me get over my fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463606
Well he'll marry his big scary Manticore sweetheart eventually.

But first he's going to travel around the world, encountering the most dangerous and feral Monster Girls in the world, and taking them on a nice date while showering them with compliments.

From gigantic, territorial Grizzly Bear Girls to packs of ferocious Dire Wolf Girls, he'll show them all a good time to brighten up their harsh lives. All while explaining the the camera interesting facts about each species.

He is, The Monster Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
A love potion since nobody wants to date a Water Wurm Witch. WWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463412
Her potion brings all the boys to her shrine.

Damn right, it's better than Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463545
Absolutely lovely Snib.
Now do a spider in bondage.

Or really, do whatever you want because I haven't seen a single bad piece of art come from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463633
Don't laugh at the old fat Ryu. She might make it rain blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463545
Very nice, Snib

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463644
From a lacerated sky?

[Anonymous No.]

A Kiki has challenged you to a duel!

If you lose, you must pet her three, and exactly three, but no less than three and no more than four and four itself times on her head.
If you win, she will pat your head the exact amount of three, and three times alone. With four, five and six times being no exception, and certainly more than two times being the norm.
If you both lose, you both must ruffle eachothers hair once and only one time. The ruffling must take place in a similar fashion, with no hairs or ears being skipped.
Uppon failure of any of these conditions, the ultimate penalty shall be: marriage and atleast two, but preferably more than four, but certainly better five, Kiki children.

Do you accept her conditions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
Only if she can correctly state the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463745

European or African?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463745
African or European?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463745
>>15463767
>>15463770
Be careful when entering the wererabbits lair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
She needs to quit goofing around, head back to her master's place and get back to work.
I am not going to be held responsible for her shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
Can I kiss her during the duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463767
>>15463770
Huh? I... I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463245
Challenge accepted.

We duel in the nude, by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463786
It is this Kiki's right to duel you first, to ensure that you are indeed a suitable Master for her.

>>15463745
The Kiki asks you if you are in fact refering to African or European harpies.

She then asks you if you think Kiki's aren't good enough for you in a pouting voice.


I have come to the discovery that there might not be any pouting Kikimora pictures. Absolutely horrifying.

>>15463792
Unfortunately that would result in disqualification and enactment of the only, ultimate and certainly no more than ultimate, but no less than ultimate either, penalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
Why would I except that offer from a filthy dirtbird when I have a perfectly superior waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
Can I just push her down and attempt to impregnate her instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463820
Then I want to kiss her all over during the duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463732
Challenge accepted.

We must duel in the nude, as par with my clan's customs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463820
Very well I, Arthur, King of the Britains shall accept your challenge Kiki who is so learned in the ways of science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463820
>Mastah is touching my ears! Kyaa!~

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kiki and Shog to battle a bunch of devil bugs

[Anonymous No.]

Sir Anon. If you want to meet your waifu you must answer fiv- three questions correctly, or you thrown into the devil bug pit.

What is your name?
What is your favorite color?
What species is my waifu?

Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463848
I want to feed a Kiki to a cute abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463854
can I ask why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463854
Sir Loin of Beef
Cobalt
You have no waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463854
Sir Anon of MGShire
Blue
Sphinx

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463854
Anon
Nobody above the age of seven has a favourite colour
The shittest one

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how emotional that most genki undead is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463854
Sir Cumnavigate
Red
Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

It's like the MGE Wiki has taken root in this thread in full force today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463602
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463879
>Nobody above the age of seven has a favorite color
Was your favorite color a greenish-torquoise hue? Because you seem jaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463901
Inheriting traits from adoptive parents is totally cool and not retarded or autistic at all, my main man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463854
I am. Arthur. King of the Britains
My favorite color is vermillion
Your waifu is a heaping pile of shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463854
Sir Clover
Stygian Blue
I unno, probably a Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463914
I don't know what agenda you're trying to push, and I don't care about all that trait stuff, but all the inane bullshit like >>15463854 just reeks of the kind of stuff you see in the Wiki forums.
I should know, I ended up getting curious and taking another dive in while checking up on a profile.

Every time you think they can't possible top one particularly spectacular display of wank and shite, they just go and prove you wrong every time.
I remember Jekkers came here a while back during that writing contest, and he seemed pretty level-headed. I should've asked him how he puts up acting as an admin for all that stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463950
I thought my sarcasm came through pretty clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463970
Yeah, I know, it came through. It's clear you don't like the trait inheritance from adoptive parents. I agree it makes no sense when there's no blood relation either.
Aside from that, I don't care much about the traits for a son born from a monstergirl either way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a yeti that hates hugs

[Anonymous No.]

How many pounds of pussy and ass are present on a Werekitten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464004
No such thing anon.
Unless you're talking about a Teenage Yeti going through her rebellious phase.
She can't hide from her instincts though. No matter how standoffish she is, no matter how much black lipstick and eyeliner she wears and no matter how many tattered punk clothes she wears she'll always have that inborn cuddlelust deep down that'll bubble up when she sees someone who really, really needs a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464029
I like Goth Yetis as much as I like Mantis Cheerleaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464046
Mantis Cheerleader is way too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464046
Are you a fan of Dirty Kikimoras, and Submissive Ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464059
I like oxymoron monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464029
>IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I AM
>Yes dear, now don't forget your black cuddling scarf and hat, and I packed extra black lipstick with your lunch

[Anonymous No.]

Cheery monsters going goth is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464029
What happens when she sees that person?
>>15464057
Mantis, Zombie, Living Armor, Lich and bubble slime cheerleaders!

[Anonymous No.]

Gothic-lolita ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464141
What would her scale and haircolor be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464158
The same. It's just the outfit/accessories isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464138
She tries and tries to ignore his suffering and pain, but in the end she can't help but launch herself at him and tell him everything will be alright.
She might pretend that didn't happen afterwards, but that guy will have a cute goth Yeti girlfriend after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464171
She sounds perfect. Just enough tsundere.

I want Yetis in all kinds of deres!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464184
She's the kind of girl who talks a big game when it comes to her bedroom skills, but when you get her in her frilly black lingerie it becomes clear she has no idea what she's doing because of how nervous she is and how hard she's blushing.
If you take control you're pretty much guaranteed to rock her world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464199
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464199
>A nervous, shaking yeti who needs help in bed
The tables have turned, she's the one who desperately needs a hug from me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464260
Anon no! If you hug her now she might not be able to stop her hips from thrusting for hours!
And if you kiss her she might get permanent heart pupils!

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, my name is anon and I'm a slut for powerful monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464330
Hello anon. My name is Anton and I'm a stud for powerful monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464330
>>15464332
That sounds like the exact same thing.
I'm anon and I'm a slut for smug monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464248
That fox is too thin. I like her assertiveness though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464343
Feed the fox!
She's starving!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464330
Hello anon. At least you are not into mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464341
One lays down and lets them have their way with him, and the other tells them to line up so he can breed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464306
Well then, I'll have to explore every crevice of her mouth and not let go if she tries pulling back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464352
>not going for the powermofu combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464352
As a proud mofu addict, I resent that statement. I'll have you know that I still have some semblance of pride and dignity left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464341
Hi Anon, my name's also Anon and I'm just here to pick up my Dad, he's that spaced-out guy in the corner over there drooling and mumbling about tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny, tubby troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464359
I hope you weren't planning on pulling out any time soon anon, because you're getting leglocked by a yeti with heart pupils.
She's going to brag about you all the goddamn time at school now.
Also when I said "permanent heart pupils" I meant permanent heart pupils. Those things aren't going away ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464388
>permanent heart pupils" I meant permanent heart pupils.
But those are the best kind

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sell heart contacts to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Anon!
Your precious imotou saw you looking at images of muscled monster girls one day and, as such, she decided to improve herself during the month you'd be away.

Cue you coming home a month later and finding her in her bathing suit, showing off enough muscle to make two onis blush.

How do you handle this situation?




Roll if you don't have an imotou in mind.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
I rolled
>Sahuagin

So buff fish nice, no longer a little minnow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
>Tiny buff cat
Ask what kind of boy she's after that likes that much muscle. I only have the occasional interest in muscles, and not to that extent. I prefer soft, healthily thin, purring werecats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464516
Indeed.
She's not flat either!....although thats due to the muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
>blue oni

So I was looking at pics of her from the future? Oh well, she must be really buff now, enough to lift 100 of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464524
Isn't it obvious my good anon?
She's after you!
Now make her purr

[Anonymous No.]

So how cold is a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
>March Hare

I've no objections to buff bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464541
ice cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464539
That may be a bit extreme but she's willing to show you just how much of you she can lift.
With just her hips crashing into you.

>>15464550
Oh?
She's going to show you just how much she's worked her muscles.

All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464560
Hopefully she starts with the thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
>Hellhound
I wouldn't say no...
Though I don't know why she keeps insisting on me calling her "Imotou". I just have the distinction of being born 5 minutes earlier.
It's actually kinda creepy that she knows that considering we're step-siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464551
>>15464541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwV5w0IrcA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
Big buff crab stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464571
Of course she would.
She'd show you her corded thighs, tight rear, iron abs, and the tightest kelgel muscles you'll ever find.


>>15464575
Shush.
She's going to carry you to bed and ride you raw.

>>15464595
Big buff crab loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464541
Room temperature, but you'll perceive it as colder due to conductivity and how heat works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
I don't actually like muscled monstergirls, so I don't see this happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464540
Maybe if she tones down the muscles a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be best for ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464624
You're waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464615
Then how do you convince the musclemoto that she's wrong?

>>15464622
But Anon!
She did this all for you!
All of it.
AlL FOr YOu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464600
Hope she doesn't mind if I fondle them a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464637
I intentionally let her catch me looking at soft and voluptuous monstergirls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
Karakasa-Obake
So... my great-grandfather's favorite umbrella further trained her massive tongue so that apon my returns she may better use it to like me all over before shielding me from all the world's evils and inconveniences and helping me destress from my trip with an ethunsaic "using" session? That's so adorable, I'm gonna go writefag this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464645
She'd be more disappointed if you didn't


>>15464648
But Anon....Then she's going to spend the next month stuffing herself until she's positively plump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464656
Well.
The tongue isn't the only thing she's worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464657
Hey, I said soft not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464500
>Make Creatine Dormouse imouto jokes
>Roll
>It's fucking Dormouse
WHAT DOES IT MEAN. WHAT IS MY LIFE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464676
Your life is bor(mous)e anon, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464672
Your imotou isn't good at doing things halfway.


>>15464676
Your life is being clung to by a muscled dormouse that won't let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464600
>She's going to carry you to bed and ride you raw.
I hope she knows I like soft girls with muscle.
If she knows so much about my tastes then she definitely wouldn't go full bodybuilder right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464637
If she loves me, she'll give me my cute little sister back so I can cuddle her even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464703
Oh Anon....
How else would she chase off the other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464693
This leaves me with no choice but to let her walk in on me masturbating to normal pics of her before any of this happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464707
Maybe...JUST MAYBE she'll tone it down a bit.
And she is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464714
Then she's going to go back to normal.
And pump you both full of fertility drugs till she's almost bursting with babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464725
Finally, the ideal result has been achieved.

[Anonymous No.]

So, catching up on the thread...

Where the fuck did the Doomguy x Kikimora shit come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464736
http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to grope your golem's core.

It helps them remember who their master is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464709
But anon, she knows I'm not into Yanderes.
Stalkers on the other hand, excite me more than I care to admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463560
>>15463568
>>15463674
Thanks anon! Y-you too.

>>15463643
>>15463573
I'm glad you guys like! Concerning the spider bondage/mge arachne ideas, sorry dudes but i'm not taking requests or adding stuff to my list at the moment. On the plus side I will be running another sketch request raffle later this week so please keep an eye out for that.

Hope you're all having a nice evening o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464715
If she tones it down, I'll take her out for a romantic dinner and movie. And I don't mind if she keeps a little muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464769
Don't worry.
She does both


>>15464793
Don't worry, she'll keep some.
just enough to hug you tight and keep the other girls away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464792
Seeya fambino.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the neighbor-kid to a tired, embittered Pharaoh who's getting too old for this shit.
>Her right hand, Anubis is a painfully obsessive-compulsive woman with a roll of measuring tape who has a meltdown if the dishes in the cupboard are more more than three millimeters off from where she thinks they should be, married to a sparkly, fancy bishounen who bursts into tears whenever he hears a mean word. Of which she has plenty.
>Her left hand, Sphinx, went senile sometime in the twenties, now ONLY speaking in riddles and rhetorical statements. And baking cameras in the oven, for some reason.
>The Khepri have been holed up in the basement for years now and she has no idea what exactly they're doing down there. Doesn't help that they pointedly broke all the lightbulbs down there, boarded up all the windows and then eventually, the door from the inside... though, with the muffled chanting you can sometimes hear when you pass the door and the occasional 'banging' you can almost feel through the floorboards, she's decided they can just have that part of the house.
>Her rival, Apophis, got married a long time ago. So did her daughter. So now, filling that role is the granddaughter- a tiny, gentle creature terrified of biting people because she doesn't want to be a 'meanie' and who spends most of her time latched to Pharaoh's arm, shaking and crying because her stepbrother's a raging psychopath who beats on and bullies her.
>You will never fix her car when Anubi-husband decides to put gas in it, ignoring the brightly coloured 'DIESEL ONLY' written on the gascap.
>She will never bandage up your cuts and see to the swelling around your eye after you lay an absolutely vicious beating on Tinypophis' older and stronger dickhead brother.
>You will never spend summer days lazing on the couch with her, watching Netflix; the back of your head resting on her belly while one of her hands idly plays with your hair and her other arm is wrapped around both you and Tinypophis, who's passed-out on your chest.
>You will never be her little rock of pride, joy and sanity in that madhouse of a mansion she randomly decided to build in a normal suburban neighborhood

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody Know the name of the author of this drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464845
He's called Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464845
Latenight/Piddlepoodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464839
The snake's gotta go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464845
Also, hi, /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464845
Adolf Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464845
Nope. Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464845
Where's my drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464845
I really like how he draws here with toeless stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a mindflayer because I love her not because I was mind raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464870
Stirrup socks are God's gift to mankind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455622

>>15455634
>>15455650
>>15455655
>>15455704
I couldn't think of other two worders.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Dragon's everything! Prince, servant, slayer, knight, hero, peasant, lover, I want to be her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464890
Words to live by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464881
But those aren't mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464890
What school did she go to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464882
I really hope monstergirl scientists have come up with a fabric that either doesn't absorb cum or is easy to get cum stains out of, because I want to cum on those socks a lot, and then watch her lick the cum off her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464890
Is Wurm a common name for Wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464890
>Addicted to dragons is mine
>As soon as you post that I post >>15464896

It's a problem alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464907
The school of hard rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW writing down "What If"s for smut scenarios
>MFW looking at legal pad
>"What if a Dormouse took a raging mushroom and creatine"
>"What if an Alice found a looking glass the Red Queen fucked with"
>"What if DoomGuy really does love his Kikimora enough to punch Satan in the cooter"
>"What if love actually does bloom on the battlefield"
This is the sign sleep is needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464916
>what if you fell asleep and woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464916
Make sure to delete the reaction pic before you go.

But anyway, what WOULD happen if an Alice found that looking glass? How would the Red Queen have fucked with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464925
masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464925
The only idea I had was it'd let her see into Wonderland, and vicariously unearth her memories of all the times she an onii fucked. While corrupting her into RED Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464890
Nice. Going by those glasses, that wurm must be really smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464930
>Red Alice

Scary. A Wonderland looking glass that shows the viewer sights so lewd, it's like an eldrtich artefact where whatever you observe is so licentious it actually changes the viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to argue with a monster about she is better than me rather than vice versa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464942
>Look at your tail it is much better than my tailless body, Monsters are just better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464890
Remember, therapist cannot be spelled without rapist.

>>15464907
The school of Shin-Kage-Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464942
>>15464957
I want to invite a Monster to my Monster Girl Supremacy Meetings! She can listen to some of Druella's teachings there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464890
This makes me want to see a ryu in business casual clothing with glasses, slightly down, and smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464942
Elves with a fetish for human ears never gets old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464962
But she is a Bonnet tipper call for the matriarchy to fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464977
All the more reason she must come, so she can be deprogrammed and made to a proper alpha Monster Girl! So she won't have to raise her husband's daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464968
>they are just so round, and smooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464980
>Don't talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464981
>They're so small and cute, I just want to take them home*! Human ears really are the best!



*Deep in the forest where they will never be seen by mortal eyes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464959
please no tornadoes weather lady, I already live in tornado alley

[Anonymous No.]

>Married to a pair of Kunoichi twins
>They stash emergency weapons everywhere
>Everywhere
>Your coworkers place bets every day on where on your person you'll find them
>One time they cut away the midsole of your shoes and hid kunais in there
>The three of you visited your parents once and two weeks later your mother called you to ask if you knew anything about the shurikens they found taped to the inside of the toilet tank lid
>Another time you found a tanto inside your pillow
>You're starting to think this all serves no real purpose beyond satisfying an almost OCD level of compulsiveness
>They once got caught in a loop wherein they hid kunais on each other, only to remove the kunais that had been hidden on them and hide them again on each other
>This lasted for almost 3 hours and only ended when they realized you had gone to bed

[Anonymous No.]

Smite Oomukades. Burn them down to the ground. Make their whole species extinct. TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

https://youtu.be/8iVXvAWyNBM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465018
What's wrong with oomukades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465029
I don't like them. Their lower half scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465018
>>15465029
Stinky! They're stinky smelly centipedes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465017
I bet going to airports are hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464911
Think of it like Smurfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465030
Both that like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464911
I never thought about that but the chances of it are probably very high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465031
Alp, seriously just fuck off already. You're the worst person in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465003
>I already live in tornado alley
There's a metaphor for a vagina if I ever heard one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465069
I don't want to get raped by a wind elemental

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465074
Large swaths of your state already do on a yearly basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465074
Chipapapaa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465078
Well good for my state, just not me
>>15465079
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465090
Sylph from MGQ said that all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Great Old One tonight. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465095
Can I have the spider one instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465095
She looks like her pants are down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465096
No, she's set for tomorrow. Make do with this one for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465105
But she's cold and cruel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465102
She's not wearing any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465018
This is actually really cute. It's like a cat!

[Anonymous No.]

How would your monster waifu react if you died a violent and painful death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
Is there any RIPPING and/or TEARING in order? We need more details here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
Lament that she didn't see the signs sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
She'd get me to a necromancer and fix me right up after eating the people responsible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465140
Well, in your case you were tortured to death by someone who holds a grudge against your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
Cry,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
Mildly impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465152
>Waifu is a kiki
I guess that means... it's time to clean up. Not even the ashes will remain, because they 'll have been properly disposed of in the proper receptacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465143
What sort of signs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
How violent and painful?
We talking Blood C levels of "holy shit" here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465164
That's a little cruel, don't you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465170
https://afsp.org/about-suicide/risk-factors-and-warning-signs/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465171
Multiple stab wounds to your abdomen and chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465178
Oh well that's not as bad then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465178
Ah yes, a Wurm running with scissors tends to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
She'd go on a violent, suicidal charge after the people that did it in an attempt to both redeem me and join me in death.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are CC's the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465180
Still sucks though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465186
Suppose she fails in both accounts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465188
Desperate need for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465174
Maybe.

If a boring person suddenly dies from something like a roller coaster derailing into a shark tank though at some point some retroactive thoughts are going to occur.

[Anonymous No.]

What is one thing all monsters fail at

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465197
She's just going to keep trying. Bound in life, bound in death. Either they die and she lives in quiet seclusion after laying me to rest, or she dies in the attack and comes with me.

Mounts are loyal as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, anyone know what happened to Bromont? I was feeling Nostalgic and started reading some of his old quests and got to wondering.

Also anyone have his christmas special involving the Yuki Onna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465208
World History.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465208
True love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465208
Not burning in the fires of hell for all eternity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465211
Also his pastebin is dead too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465213
>Lich
>Anubis
>Pharaoh
>Hakutaku
Not all, boy. Not all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465208
Being real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465192
I think I'd prefer it to having my legs torn in twain, or being literally blended en masse by giant shapeshifting rabbits.

>>15465211
He's on /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465208
Saving themselves for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465213
I love teaching them about Passchendaele

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465226
Does he still write or does he just lurk? I miss reading his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>The 7 Seas guy who dropped by here got fired
Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465233
He writes. Use the search function for "Bromont" and you'll find his current thread.

>>15465247
Fired, or otherwise let go? Either way, that sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465204
How would monstergirls react to a human dying in a stupid pointless avoidable way like pushing a child out of the way of a car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465213
I want to teach monster girls all about the great war and how tons of young men died

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465257
Or dying pushing a cute human girl out of the way of a tractor? A tractor that wasn't going to hit her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465256
https://twitter.com/to_aru_Oni/status/748010427158765568

Sounds like let go. Such a shame, there goes our one PR guy who visited us. inb4 they replace him with someone like Alison Rapp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465257
After enough times hopefully they would set in place some laws that if you died in a stupid enough way that you were reanimated and required to work shitty government jobs.

>>15465263
Pretty much. Still a fan of the idea of a class full of girls just losing their shit over stuff like the world wars while the guys are just bored that it's repeated every other year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465137
Something morally reprehensible if she thinks someone's behind it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465256
All I found was his game thread, I'll ask in there I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465263
I want to be a jaded washout World History teacher at MGC High.
I want all the girls in the class to be expecting some frail prettyboy rapebait when they hear that their new History teacher is a human only to get me, always frowning and perpetually looking tired.
I want to generally be a kind of depressing teacher who talks about a lot of human history that most monstergirl teachers don't talk about, like the World Wars, Vietnam, and the Cold War among other things.
I want to be the object of healing fantasies from some of the other teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465293
>morally reprehensible
You mean she WON'T avenge you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465278
I was mainly thinking of it being a heroic death, but he lingers just long enough that he could have been saved.
It's just he wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465211
http://archived.moe/a/thread/118762720/
yuki onna special

also, links to most of his crap on his(fan?) tumblr
http://bizarreslimeart.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465291
>>15465297
>Miss. Nuki how many men died during the batte of Verdun. I'm asking you this to see if you are paying attention instead of flirting with anon to your right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465307
I love you anon, bless you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465298
I mean her prejudices would most likely lead her towards taking revenge on parties that would not necessarily be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to gather a bunch of girls from the ocean, and have an orgy while we listen to The Ocean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465327
Hey Ocean man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465327
Sexu in za Oceanu with waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465342
TAKE ME BY THE HAND

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465342
Are you the other Ocean bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465283
>Yesterday he tweets that he works two jobs because 7 Seas isn't enough to keep his lights on
>Today he tweets that he's no longer with 7 Seas and that he'd seen it coming for a while
That whole series of tweets guarantees that it was not his decision to leave. Sounds like they'd been looking for a reason to fire him for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to be a teacher at MGC, what subject would you teach?
What MG will be your favorite student and what MG will you always pick on by exercising your rights as a teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465359
I want to teach history, even if most monsters try and avoid the mentions of all the men dieing in war. No need to be petty and pick on a monster just because her mother bullied you in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465359
>Music teacher and softball coach
>no really, it's what I do IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465366
Might make Parent-Teacher Conferences weird though

[Anonymous No.]

>"Master, you asked to speak to me in private. What did you want to talk about Master?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465359
>subject
Physics and/or engineering.
>favourite MG student
Guess.
>picked on MG
None of them, that's being a bad and prejudiced teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465359
Biology, I'll pick on the alps by reminding them of what anatomy they have between their legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
Nursing handjobs. They're part of the job description. It's time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
I wanted to talk about burying my face in your massive Fox tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
You're fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465395
God anon, that reminds me. I had a dream today about a kikimora giving a titjob. First monster girl dream, absolutely stellar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465359
Psychology. Teach monsters how the human mind is a frail one, and what happens if traumatized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
Your uniform isn't lacy or short enough. I've prepared a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465403
tons of case studies to show them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
It's time to relieve those breasts of their bounty, provided she doesn't mind using a Holstaurs milking machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
You have a sister who works down at the local tavern correct? I'd like to hire her as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465366
History would be great.
>Give them an assignment to write a short essay about their favorite event in history
>They ask what yours is
>Tell them WW2
>They ask why
>"My grandfather fought in the war. 60 million people died, it was amazing."
>Go on to tell them about all the fucked up shit humans did to each other during the war, including the use of nuclear weapons against Japan
>They're horrified, both by the details and by how you find some of those details funny
>The only one who isn't is a Lizard girl, who's taking notes and mumbling about warriors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465412
I wonder what even would be the most written about, and that Lizard might be top of the class by the end of the year

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
It's time for your monthly chocolate sauce massage. Strip down and put on the swimsuit I've provided you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465417
Obviously the Rape of Nanking.

No one actually studied it, it'd just be a collection of schoolgirl smut based on the subject's title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465424
Oh I can't wait for the special lesson about the Rape of Nanking because they all wrote about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465424
>"R-rape?"
>"Yeah, they raped babies to death with bayonets."
>Stunned silence washes over the room
>A couple girls start crying
>"You gotta understand. When the Japanese decide to do something, they don't do it halfway."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465428
>"T-that didn't happen!"
>"Yeah!"
Said the jorogumo and the kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465422
Mastah is a pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465428
The only thing they did half way was airplanes, all take off and no landing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465385
Am I a good master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465428
That's the part where the Tanuki student asks if they can skip to the REAL trajedy right?

[Anonymous No.]

That's right fuckboy, you're in MY pocket dimension now! Pretty neat, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465433
She got a maid job in the 21st century. What did she expect to get, especially with a chest like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465440
But I need to get to class the bell will ring in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465440
So I just have to kill you in order to escape, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465412
>Salamander is excited and on the edge of the seat, waving her hand around to ask questions about all the weapons you describe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465434
What are you talking about? The Japanese were great at landing planes, they just liked to bring them to sudden stops without using landing gear.

>>15465440
Yeah, cool. Do I get bottomless balls and neverending stamina with no refractory period here? Because that'd be cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465434
You know how the Indians used the whole bison?
The Japanese used the whole plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465428
I'm sure monsters will love to learn about nukes, maybe find a monster historian and have her teach a lesson on ww2 and find out how different the style is

[Anonymous No.]

So the last time I was here the golem got an update. Since then what all have I missed, from both KC and our local fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465327
The Ocean says to impregnate them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465440
Big talk from a girl with stuffed animals and dotted curtains. Sure you're of a legal age outside this place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465474
Is that what all the psychological stuff on Pelagial was about? Huh. There we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465471

It doesn't look like we've gotten anything new from KC since the Golem art update.

Other than that I dunno but I've gotten a few new art commissioned since

[Anonymous No.]

Does she count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465483
Zyra/Cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465471
KC dindu nuffin. The rest dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465482
Would you like to share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465483
I'm pretty sure everyone can count to at least a couple hundred before they say fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey thread. I commissioned this from Sub-Res.
http://i.imgur.com/k9YX0rD.png
It's a lactating shortstack anubis in zero gravity fingering herself.
He's a wonderful artist, as you can see, and you should all throw money at him whenever you get the opportunity. Maybe even right now.

I also wrote this.
https://pastebin.com/5DiqwZhW
It is called "Pygmy Anubis in Space".
It is a second person smut story, almost 9800 words long, about a pygmy anubis in space, and sex with said pygmy anubis.
She is essentially a three-and-a-half foot tall shortstack anubis, who also lactates on a hair trigger, and has a fuckhuge fluffy tail. Also all the sex is in zero gravity because I have a weird fetish for that.

Weirdly enough, the idea for a pygmy anubis space story came quite a few months ago. Around february, I think it was.
I started a draft for the story, then commissioned Sub-Res for that picture, then finished writing the story with that picture in mind. So in a way, the two kind of inspired each other.
Anyway, I'm 100% a faggot because I set myself a deadline for finishing this story over 30 hours ago, but hey. I'm just glad I actually wrote it.

I hope you enjoy the art and the story. Feel free to voice criticisms of the latter too.
Is the formatting alright? Should I put a space between each line? Is the dialogue less than terrible? Does the big sex scene flow well? Is the pacing bearable? That sort of thing.

I think I'll finish the older yeti and loli anubis story next.

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>>15465491
Dude, awesome.

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>>15465491
>and has a fuckhuge fluffy tail.

That thing has its own zipcode

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>>15465500
>That thing has its own zipcode
IN SPACE

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>>15465501
In space, no one can hear you sniff it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465491
>Fingering with meaty paws
>Single digit is as much girth as a dick

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>>15465491
Wendigo when?

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>>15465489

http://i.imgur.com/Na1VMxJ.png

This one was literally posted earlier in the thread but I'll just post it here. I commissioned it from Toxic aka Buck-Satan. I also got pic related from her yesterday.

http://i.imgur.com/pQTzuuo.jpg

This is what I got from .less. Maybe you saw it before though.

There's another one from Luth that been underway since early May but I dunno when that'll be finished.

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>>15465493
Thanks.

>>15465500
I told Sub to draw the tail as long as she is tall, and to make it as fluffy as he wanted. There's the result.

>>15465506
Yet another reason why big soft paws are so great.

>>15465507
No idea. Did I say I'd write something with a wendigo in it? Sorry if I can't remember.

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Can Hellhounds be weak

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>>15465517
I have no clue, I was just asking because everyone should write a wendigo and/or dullahan.

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>>15465516
Oh, is it your Birthday today?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get tentacle brain hugs from a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465533

Nah it was yesterday. I'm 28 now.

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>>15465532
>everyone
R-really?

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>>15465491
Wow, you actually did it, good work anon.

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>>15465538
>I'm 28 now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEhRcOEqlCU

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>>15465538
Wizardry approaches.

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>>15465532
Oh, fair enough. I haven't really thought about any stories which could feature a wendigo, but never say never. There's so many different angles you can approach writing one from too, considering their background, and the environment they live in.

>>15465538
Scary. I read things like these and then suddenly realise most of the people I'm talking to/writing for are several years older than me. Happy birthday, old man.

>>15465542
Thanks. Feel free to share your opinion of the story if/when you read it. Or not, either way is fine.

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>>15465538
>>15465544
>>15465548

fucking kids get off my lawn

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>>15465561
How does it feel being an old man? No Monster Girl wants such an old geezer!

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>>15465561
Tell me about the war again, grandpa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465564
faceless old man with a huge penis more like

>>15465565
we bombed some brown people and they died

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>>15465564
Being a inexperienced bachelor has its perks
he my get a nice, cc dragon or vampire out of it. or maybe some women that are in to older men (and not in the shitty older brother way)

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>>15465579
The important thing is that I tied an onion to my belt, which was the custom at the time.

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>>15465579
>faceless old man with a huge penis more like
only the faceless Tanuki would like you

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>>15465579
>Those who fail to become wizards become the faceless.
>the nightmare of all anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465586
But anon, as an anon, you yourself are technically faceless, in fact everyone here is technically faceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465586
Keep yourself chaste out there. Wouldn't want you to turn Faceless.
Hahahahaha~

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>>15465491
I want to see more MG species equipped with milk like that Anubutts.
>http://pastebin.com/5DiqwZhW
>You disengage, watching the last few droplets of cream float away. And as they do, you wonder about the effects her milk might have on you. Everyone knows about the benefits of holstaurus milk. But milkpill-enhanced pygmy anubis milk? Who knows.
I'm a tad envious of this lucky bastard. Good shit Trachyon, as it's always nice to have more lactation stuff.

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>>15465590
Yes but are we fat old guys with women breaking dicks and a suspiciously convenient supply of wonder drugs?
The faceless is like a corrupted version of a wizard

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>>15465595
If there is one thing hentai taught me its that you can't trust Japanese landlords

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>>15465598
But my what about all the Tanuki landlords, they are trust worthy right?

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>>15465598
I resent that, I remember a VN where I was one!

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>>15465598
>if there's one thing <<renting an apartment/townhouse/condo/house>> taught me, it's that you can't trust landlords

home ownership is its own special kind of hell, too. Can't fucking win for trying.

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>>15465603
>VN
Its a shame that the only one I've play with monstergirls was about elves.
That and what they did to the dog-girl in that was pretty fucking brutal.

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>>15465593
Those tails and ears are just decorations, anon. Although...
>dat retro gameboy
I'd totally ask her out.

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>>15465602
As long as you pay your "rent". might get a spontaneous upgrade in living quality, or a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck is this Snek so sexy
How could someone make something that's made me so autistic to basically devote my entire life to my love for a Chinese cartoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465612
>VN
For true monster girl and despair, try Saya no Uta.

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>>15465491
holy shit lad.

I think I'm liking the whole new 'waifufags writefagging' thing, I think I'm liking it a lot

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>>15465629
Saya is an abomination and needs to be purged with extreme prejudice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465615
Can I invite my mouse girlfriend to live in the apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465631
Saya is a pure and lovely woman, who I would gladly give seed too. You fucking heathen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465632
don't let her get cucked by the big faceless tanuki with a giant tail

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>>15465625
Because clearly there is something about her that you gravitate towards, that appeals to you and makes her seem like someone you could get along with/ relate to. Plus her personality is relatable and also she's legitimately curious about the world, allowing you to imagine yourself being with her and both of you sharing new experiences together, Also she's a cutie who's happiest experiencing and doing things with the person she likes most, whether that be you or me she's with.

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>>15465643
>herkaderp I'll let everyone in the world die so I can get laid
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna marry the waifu

Gonna marry the waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465675

I'm not convinced. I think your image needs to be bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465651
If I'm going to die to abominations, I'd at least like to get laid by a cute one?

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>>15465688
Unless you've got the same brain-damage as the MC in that, she's not going to appear cute to you.

[Anonymous No.]

That moment when you, without thinking ask your wife why shes impersonating Groucho Marx

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>>15465675
Same man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465675
Do you realize your wife is a sexual bully?

>>15465697
And do you realize your wife wears dorito panties?

Jokes aside, keep it up guys, you're an inspiration to all the quiet waifufags out there

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>>15465625
Why do lamias have such amazing hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465706
But are they self adhesive Dorito panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465706
>Do you realize your wife is a sexual bully?
I'm not sure I understand the problem. I like to be bullied

Being bullied by someone is an act of love!

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>>15465709
cause they're always moving around and swinging their hips back and forth

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>>15465675
>>15465697

Didn't know there was an upgraded do it for her thing lying around I need to make one now too.

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>>15465721
What a pretty dress.

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>>15465724
Wish I knew how to charm snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or has there been no new MGE art posted to pixiv in a while?

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>>15465724
Wait a second, did she pierce her tail to hang that gold string on it?

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>>15465736
Do you not see the bangles on her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

Monoeyes are my monolove

[Anonymous No.]

Even slits born from demons should get to wear a dress and feel special for their big day. What kind of dress would your waifu get married in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465745
>sluts
Wow I need to learn to spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465742
I claim the last image for monoeyes!

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>>15465752
man why you gotta do that, as a monoeyefag that makes us look bad when it is the last image

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>>15465739
Not the end of the tail, on the thicker part of it in the midground. How are those staying on?

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>>15465754
Thumbtacks it looks like.

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>>15465757
Sounds painful.

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>>15465759
She's a big girl.

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>>15465752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYbIspFbv4

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>>15465745
>Mindflayer

Some kind of eldritch dress that defies every rule of geometry, an attire so beautiful that simply witnessing it would cause oneself to lose all semblance of sanity

Or just a classical wedding dress with some modifications to adjust for the head tentacles

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>>15465359
Teach IT and be super lazy about it. Favorite students would either be March hare or Jubjub, students I'd pick on would be anyone who walked in on class to deliver notices to other students and/or any who make PDAs while im talking. Unless they are the March hare or Jubjub

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>>15465491
>It's a lactating shortstack anubis in zero gravity fingering herself.
>Accompanying Story
>FuriousApplause.gif
Much good senpai, tremendous, wonderful good.

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>>15465754
Specialized piercing, probably. Not unheard of to have chains pierced in.

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>>15465691
Her abomination form is cute!

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>>15465612
I only liked the scenes that took place after the protagonist (antagonist?) died. I'm all for raping elves but I could not self insert as that fucker.

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>>15465792
you mean the poison ending right?
still, I wanted that dark elf, her and that kickass looking tank

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>>15465612
>Spoiler
Yeah. Personally, I rather like that story. But how they kept brutalizing that poor girl was just...could not get into those scenes at all.

>>15465792
>Self Insert
I'm inclined to believe you're not supposed to, given they gave him a fairly defined character, even if you never actually see him besides his dick.

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>>15465592
Thank you for the kind words. Maybe I'll do some more stories with a lactation focus in the future, who knows. Something with a lich or hellhound perhaps. Like a magically powerful and unique monstergirl.

>>15465630
Funny enough, it was my writefagging which made me a waifufag, I think. Started out with the Lego story, and all just snowballed from there.

>>15465782
Glad you enjoyed it so much. Thank you.

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>>15465822
>even if you never actually see him
Gagoze's got purply red hair and stubble. there's also a few scene's where you see his bionic arm

[Anonymous No.]

>Ahobaka's doing another dragon doujin
>Worry.jpg

>>15465838
Ah, that so? Been a while since I played...those scenes.

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>>15465847
>Ahobaka
That guy's 50/50, he's either going to push all the right femdom buttons or go full ntr, has he posted the cover for it yet?

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>>15465847
>Ahobaka
>Look up the name
>Artist for the only NTR doujin I've ever suffered myself to read, with the harpy, which actually made me angry

I hold my breath for nothing, and expect far, far less.

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>>15465849
It appears to be up on their Twitter and Pixiv. Seems innocent enough, but appearances can be deceiving...

>>15465851
Can't say I've read his harpy one. Tended to avoid his stuff ever since his first dragon doujin. Since I've only read the mermaid one (Which was NTR so base as to be hilarious) and his Scylla one (Which was just the worst sort of extreme femdom)

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>>15465861
>Can't say I've read his harpy one.

It's actual, one-hundred-percent concentrated bullshit is what it is. Keep on avoiding, it's a good strategy you've got going.

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>>15465861
Read the one with the brown Lamia, it's normal and inoffensive as he gets. The Lamia's design is great too.

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>>15465878
Oh yeah, that one rings a bell. Was honestly surprised by how nice that one was.

Hopefully this new dragon one will be of a similar vein. Fingers crossed.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could create any species of Dragon, what would it be?
Color?
Behavior?

That sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465911
Space dragon. Instead of fire affinity, it has spatial compression and warping abilities.
It's breath weapon is basically just a Vector Cannon.

It's an overpowered idea, but I'm fond of it all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465919
That sounds pretty cool.

Is her vagina a black hole?

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>>15465921
It is now. Add it to the lore.
And her wings would have that cool effect where you could see galaxies on the inside surface of them, all sparkling and shimmering like you could just reach out, sink your fingers in, and find yourself there, in space.

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>>15465911
Swamp Dragon

Brown and green, slimy exterior.
Slightly chubby physique.
Lazy attitude, lies camouflaged and sleeping in the swamp, incredibly difficult to spot.
Breathes toxic gas that's capable of knocking a man out if inhaled, before dragging him deep into her swamp lair for cuddles.

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>>15465911
They've been done to death. The fact that there is more than one dragonomicon should twig you onto that. I'm not sure there's even an original creative idea left for a new dragon.

Like this guy >>15465919

You could easily sub in Ghidora, Bahamut Zero, or the OG Nexus Dragon from the DnD Immortals Handbook

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To follow up >>15465935

>>15465932
Literally the DnD Green Dragon, right down to the swamps and chlorine gas breath.

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>>15465911
A dragon half the weight of a man that can change the color of it's scales and become invisible on command, with specially designed wings for silent flight, and a long sticky tongue that can shoot out up to ten feet. They'd be mischievous cretins that live in dense, temperate forests and mangroves, and instead of having fire breath, would have access to hallucinogenic smoke and illusion magic to play tricks on travelers in the forest, stealing important things and leading them on a wild goose hunt while giggling for hours until she's had her fun.

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>>15465932
>stinky swamp dragon
Oh look, Alp's wet dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465911
Fairy Dragon

Oh wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465911
Cyberpunk Dragon. She'd have cool neon-glow scales, plasma breath, a bright, spiky hair-style and fancy goggles that do absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465945
Far Cry Blood Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465945
Shadowrun Dragons

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>>15465946
No idea what that is.
>>15465947
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465941
Inaccurate, given we all know that Alp's waifu is a black dragon with acidic saliva that leaves all the dicks she sucks lemony fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465911
Why create a new one when the perfect species already exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465950
Since Alp's waifu is a DnD Black Dragon, he could have a DnD Green Dragon second waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465955
>having a second waifu
What do you take me for, some kind of slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465958
Do you really want me to answer that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465938
Wyrmling Polychromatic Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465963
I want the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465966
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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>>15465949
It's a Blood Dragon, and it's from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon.
It's more 80s neon than cyberpunk, but hey, it basically fits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJGCJezFB9s

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>>15465965
It's actually a thing? Sweet.

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>>15465878
And that's about it, he also has one with an alraune which is ok at least, besides that all is shit.

>>15465868
This is truth in its purest form. I hate NTR but I understand that sometimes it can be necessary, though mentioned only for example, to have an interesting plot.

Say, you have a sexy monster girl that wants to fuck the MC, but you want to give the story that rapey feeling so you either make it dangerous for the guy to fuck the girl, or maybe the guy has a significant other so there, an excuse to try and resist fucking the girl.

But no you have to go absolute full NTR and pour a salt barrel on the wound for as long as possible with that harpy story, and I know it's not the only one he has. I hope he burns in NTR hell.

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>>15465969
>falling for my trap
All according to keikaku. Now excuse me, I need to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465971
Every dragon is already a thing. It's just what happens when you're the most popular monster in the entire world for about four thousand years straight.

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>>15465977
Fair enough. There are no original ideas after all.

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>>15465911
probably a electric version of whatever the fuck Ilothe is meant to be.
give the ankantor a zinogre friend

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, whos gonna start the new one? If you don't, I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465982
Nobody. Let the thread die naturally as it should instead of being a fag.

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>>15465980
Ilothe's design is basically just an Akantor with some fur glued on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrUSM4TWMg

It has an icy counterpart in Ukanlos, which is basically an ice dragon with a shovel for a face.

>>15465982
You just love causing shitstorms over this, don't you?
People are discussing things. Discuss with us or wait until this one archives.

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>>15465982
>>15465986

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>>15465973
I find NTR can work in a couple of scenarios. Or at least, not be mind-numbingly awful.

Like where it's only used as a plot device to be moved past, rather than the focus. Or when the cuck in the scenario isn't ever seen or focused on.

Or then there's when the cuck is the antagonist of the story, which gets called netori instead.

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>>15465955
>he could have a DnD Green Dragon second waifu too.
>second waifu
I know alp is a faggot and not a real waifufag but don't even joke about that Anon

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>>15465979
Usually there's some leeway in the application or how you dress it up "Now with new hat!" but dragons in particular have been bled dry both by their long history and popularity, them being the most popular RPG monster since the 1970's, and being one of those rare creatures loved by little girls just as much as horses.

It's really the posterchild for oversaturation.

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>>15465992
I thought netori was when a boy is stolen from a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465428
>>15465424
>>15465412

>Kiki in the back asks about why you keep calling it 'World War TWO'.
>Abruptly begins to regret that decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465996
That's "reverse ntr" which is a weird name because it's just still ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465992
Common sense shows us the way once again, a shame it is a scarce commodity these days.

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>>15465996
Nah.

Netori is when the sympathetic and/or protagonist view point is on the "Thief", rather than the cuck.

Actually read a rather fascinating doujin once that managed to combine NTR and Netori in a somewhat creative way.

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>>15466002
Yeah. It's one of those things like "Reverse Rape" or "Reverse Harem". Since we're used to a certain gender view on things, we regard a change in that as "Reversed", even though its not an inherently gendered concept.

Actually I think "Reverse Harem" might be legitimate, as I seem to recall that its origin is a gendered term (That is, a "Harem", classically, was a part of a palace where /men/ were not allowed.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466002
>>15466009
Learn new things everyday, I suppose.
I guess even outside of doujins, romance stories have had noble protagonists steal back a woman from some asshole or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465982
Wait until this one dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466020
>romance stories have had noble protagonists steal back a woman from some asshole
Literally the only good type of NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466019
Harem literally means "The place where you keep your wives." like barracks means "The place where your soldiers live."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466031
Googled it up and the definition I found was "Part of the Muslim home reserved for wives and forbidden to men".

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>>15466036
That's not really correct as most royal harems had eunuch attendants and bodyguards. There's even a famous old romance story about a eunuch and the wife of a sultan. The rule is more like "No foxes in the henhouse" if you get my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay then. >>15466044

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>>15466036
I'm surprised the clause about it being forbidden to men even exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466052
Sasuga foxfag, it's like you want both threads to be dead for half the day like last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466060
You not wanting images isn't my problem.

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>>15466052
This is a different level of shitposting entirely. You're probably the same person who spams pictures of foxgirls to eat up the image limit, aren't you.

Well, congratulations. No matter the outcome, you've basically killed two threads for a good several hours now.

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>>15466064
You want to post images? Use a hoster like imgur. Don't shit up two threads for selfish reasons.

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>>15466050
Eunuchs aren't men tho. And generally the bodyguards were such too, I think.

>>15466056
I think the classical idea of the harem was less a husband's orgy pit, and more of a retreat for the wives. They'd be called up to their husband's bedroom for actual "Harem Activities" as a modern audience might consider them.

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>>15466052
>Hey guise should I make new bread?
>No, wait for this one to die
>Alright I already made it!

I don't know why this happens. Is he retarded, spiteful or just new? God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466073
>>15466070
>Don't post images on an imageboard.
Reminder that there is no rule against making a new thread, especially when this one is literally full.

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>>15466072
>I think the classical idea of the harem was less a husband's orgy pit, and more of a retreat for the wives. They'd be called up to their husband's bedroom for actual "Harem Activities" as a modern audience might consider them.

The harem is the wife's quarters, like the wife communal barracks. It would contain their baths and recreation areas. Basically like a dorm. And the rule about men was to make sure that there was no dicking going on on-the-sly so that all the children were guaranteed to be their husbands.

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>>15466052
Go fuck yourself fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466073
Take a look at >>15466066

Two words. First word starts with "P" and rhymes with "hour".
Second word starts with "A" and rhymes with "babuse".

>>15466076
It's like the concept of courtesy just doesn't exist in your mind.

Why do you think so many people tell you not to make a new thread, and get angry when you do? Tell me, why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466076
So you're actually new and retarded alright.

What happened then to have this sudden influx of people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466082
Actually, we're all getting worked up over this, but think about it.

Let's just go as we normally do. When this thread archives, make a proper Monster Girl Thread, with an actual monstergirl in the OP rather than the most generic fox kemonomimi possible.
In the meantime, no-one reply in that other thread.
With actual users in the proper thread, the mods can just delete the shitty, misposted fox one with only one poster in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466106
>rather than the most generic fox kemonomimi possible
Worst part is that she's not even generic, she looks like she has downs and don't even have a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466125
Yeah, this guy who's been making the threads recently is definitely either deluded, or trying to spite the threads by posting shit OPs.
Like the "moth edition" thread, that bland harpy thread, and now this new fake OP on top of it.
What happened to the guy who used to take it upon himself to post OPs? At least in the past, they were interesting, and had a comment in them that would spark discussion.

Recently, it just seems like they're being made by someone who doesn't know, nor could give two shits, about monstergirls in general.

At least we can make a stand and show them they're doing it wrong.
And when the mods delete that one, we'll be back to one thread again when this archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466106
This is why kemonomimi should be banned from these threads. It's not even monster girl content and the people who post it are clearly newfags who know nothing about actual monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465994
>and being one of those rare creatures loved by little girls just as much as horses.
Girls like dragons? How? Dragons are the manliest and the most metal of creatures. Chicks don't get that.

[Anonymous No.]

You have to guide a monster girl around a city for a tour, The world does not know about monster girls yet, worst species and best species for the tour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466146
Worst species is Wurm, because she'll damage the streets like a tank.
The best species is a Doppel, nobody will notice her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466141
Banning might be a little bit extreme, but I agree with you. Just ears and a tail doesn't make a monstergirl at all, and the focus kemonomimi get in these threads is entirely disproportionate considering that.

>>15466146
In terms of not being outed as a monstergirl? Best is doppelganger, worst would be something like a slime or tentacle girl, or lamia type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466147
>>15466149
That and making sure she doesn't go apeshit during the tour, Like a Ushi-oni taking a like to a random business man

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Your daughteru wants to go see the new superhero movie dressed up as her favorite character. Will she look adorable or awkward in it?

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>>15466159
Well she has a bigger chest than powergirl already, she is a holstaur...

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>>15466162
>Holst dressed as Power Girl
This is my kryptonite. My RED kryptonite. Hubba-hubba.

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>>15466159
What's the newest superhero movie? I don't keep entirely up to date on these things.

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>>15466166
They just released the director's cut of Murderman vs Man of Murder, I think. Meme Squad and and Doctor Strange are still coming this year.
I didn't change Doctor Strange's name because I couldn't come up with a joke, but also because it has Mads Mikkelsen in it and is therefore above reproach.

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>>15466159
I tell her no daughter of mine will be watching capeshit.

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>>15466171
Well, I wouldn't want any daughter of mine dressning up like any of the Suicide Squad, what with their duct tape boots, prodigious grunge and "Damaged" tattoos.
Haven't seen BvS either, I'll just wait for that to hit the local library.

I suppose that leaves Doctor Strange, and I haven't had a good look at the movie version of the costume yet.
Still, I think it could be thematically appropriate for a little anubis.

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>>15466177
Says the guy who knows his Adam West by heart.

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>>15466180
Doctor Strange's outfit doesn't look that bad in the movie, but I didn't mean your daughteru would dress up as the movies' lead specifically, but as her favorite character, regardless of any relation to the movie.

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>>15466188
Unfortunately, I don't know of too many characters specific to Dr Strange. The man himself, the Ancient One, Dormammu, and that's it.

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>>15466193
Which is okay, because I said "her favorite character, regardless of any relation to the movie".

[Anonymous No.]

Please help, I think I'm becoming more attracted to bee girls and I'm not even sure what caused it.

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>>15466196
Bumblebees are superior anyway.

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>>15466195
Well then, maybe a tiny Iron Anubis in that case.

>>15466196
Their sweet nectar? Their multiple sets of arms? Their fluffiness? The honeymilk they lactate? Their cute buzzing sounds? Their enchanting, multicoloured compound eyes?

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>>15466206
>Their sweet nectar? Their multiple sets of arms? Their fluffiness? The honeymilk they lactate? Their cute buzzing sounds? Their enchanting, multicoloured compound eyes?
All of that, god yes.

Shame ones with compound eyes are harder to find though.

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>>15466196
Is your name perchance vinny?
Do you think it's hip to fuck bee's?

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Everyone just report the premature shitthread and someone make a real new thread when this one archives.

Don't enable the shitters by using their threads. If you use that thread the retards have won.

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>>15466214
The most likely outcome of that is that you'll be warned for submitting a false report, unfortunately.

>>15466211
Where did that song about fucking bees even come from? What mind would conceive of it, and why?

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>>15466219
Then go to https://www.4chan.org/feedback and submit the next report there.

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>>15466219
I have no clue where the song came from, I just saw it on the fateful repainted livestream

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>>15465911
Late for the party, but I really want a fluffy dragon. Can you imagine the glory of rubbing those beautiful scales and still having the pleasure that the mofu causes? She would destroy the whole world, or at least mine.

Dragonfly is good too I guess.

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Be a man!
conquer lands and claim monsters! Let the the demon realms fear you as a sexual boogyman that hunts the hunters!

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>>15466273
No

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>>15466263
What if it was a dragon crossed with a Jubjub? The proportions of a Jubjub while having obviously dragon-like features that are covered in feathers.

The wing hugs would be out of this world.

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>>15466273
You mean to go round the would assaulting numerous monsters and adding them to my harem?
Nah, I'm too lazy for that travelling shit. Would rather they come to me for a fight.

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I'm drunk at 8 AM, what monstergirl would support my lifestyle?5

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>>15466276
Come on whats the worse that could happen?
hell your can start of by giving yourself to a amazon or something to help you out in your adventure!

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>>15466224
I agree with this too.
Tha janitor's normally good at stopping shitstorms before they start, but they need to understand how these threads do, and have always worked. The feedback system will definitely help with that, and anyone in the thread should take two minutes just to submit a little comment at least.


Actually, premature threads in the past would always get deleted. How come they don't now?

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>>15466277
Like a fluffy wyvern.

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>>15466284
Oni. Failing that a Lich that owns a brewery.

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>>15466285
That's as bad as unicorn self cucking

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>>15466296
Can you imagine the sort of magically enhanced drinks she'd make? It'd be like the drinks from Bastion.

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>>15466287
>Actually, premature threads in the past would always get deleted. How come they don't now?
Because the guy who used to do it has either quit or been sacked, and his replacement is the one making the premature threads.

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>>15466296
>Tfw no cute oni gf to cuddle rape me while i'm too drunk to fight back

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>>15466305
So the guy people used to call Janny is definitely gone? That's a damn shame.

Well, anyway, feedback system. Best way to let the new guy learn how to best help the threads, rather than tearing them apart like they're doing now.

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>>15466277
I was imagining something like a dragon that has a bit of mofu under her scales. When she gets excited, her scales rise up and the fluff underneath comes out.
Jub-dragon also seems delicious.

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>lonely fox waiting for visitors in her shrine
>no one came

Now she knows how a Ryu feels.

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I going to get a ice salamander and call her fridgetail

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>>15466326
Serves her right for being a shitty entry-level cosplay-tier piece of garbage.

Foxfags should seriously kill themelves or have their own kemonomimishit thread or something.

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>>15466326
With a face like that its no wonder no one shows up

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>>15465988
Whats the story with Ilothe anyway?

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>>15466302
>She hands you a hazy purple beer that looks kind of dubious
>You're hesitant about it but take a sip
>Turns out it's the best beer you've ever tasted
>"Oho, like it I see? It's a special brew made using demon realm hops and some of my vaginal juices"

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>>15466330
I honestly like Koyoi from the fallen maidens and the warriors orochi kyubi

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>>15466327
>she gets colder the more she falls in love with you
>the only way to heat her up is through battle or love making

Cute.

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>>15466326
Can't call her a fox when she doesn't have a fluffy tail.

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>>15453811
I'm using a Chimera as one of my supporting antagonists, once I get around to it.

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>>15466334
In a nutshell
>Human beast hunter gets her kill stolen by a group of monsters and as a joke say that as a human she stands no chance of going against them.
>this puts her in depression until she heads to the city of that one oc lilim
>After weighing her options, she is turn into what you usually see.
>makes friends with a nightmare and goes home to her dad and cyclops stemother.
>tracks down a part of the group that bllied her and gets her revenge by ripping a salamanders tail off.
>settles down to become a blacksmith.

I could be wrong about some things so feel free to correct me

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>>15466357
Why'd she even rip her tail off?

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>>15466336
Oh man, yet another case of a guy being Shimoneta'd by a monstergirl.

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>>15466362
You know when you give a lizard the spooks its tail pops off?

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Monster girls livestreaming, Worst species for streaming? and best species for streaming?
And how long till they get banned for inevitably getting there tits out

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>>15466397
I'm gonna be a human boy camwhore!

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>>15466397
>Green slime tries to get into streaming with a face cam and green screen
>Can't figure out why she isn't showing up on camera
>Grepsnek doesn't want to tell her

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>>15466397
WOOOOW I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS

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>Manticore live steams
>Gets a bunch of donations asking for tits
>With a sly smirk she starts teasing it and slowly pulling up her shirt
>Right before it gets to the good part she switches the feed to a screamer and makes most the viewers jump out of their chairs
Manticores are sadists and love fear after all, it's only natural this would carry over to the internet.

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How would a cheshire cat livestream? would she just play games bad on purpose?

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>>15466422
She's that player that sucks on your team but is like god on the enemy team.

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>>15466422
She would pretend to be retarded and play browser games.

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>>15466434
>Pretend

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>>15466407
>Manticore's H-game night
>It's a ryona and guro game
>Tied-up humanboy getting tortured harder and harder as the player gets visibly turned on
>Finaly she creams herself while mashing the nut punch button
>She recovers from her ahegao to see the virtual boy is dead
>She moans contented
>"I wish I could do that for real..."
>She winks at the camera as the stream ends

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>>15466520
Playing a vore game would be even more in character since they like to make men think they eat people.

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>>15465911
Haughty oppai loli White Dragon that can lactate.

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>>15466520
I thoght that all monter girls hated the Idea of human boys getting seriusly injured? And a human boy getting killed? I think that would never see the light of day in MGC.

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>>15466546
Some would like it because it's taboo or because they just don't like humans.

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>>15466559
>monter girls that don't like humans.
I don't know about that one.

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>>15466559
>they just don't like humans
Nigga you're retarded.

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>>15466559
I'm a fan of the "there are always exceptions" rule, you can have whatever absurd trait you want on any monster girl even if it goes against every logic of MGE, but I think this is something where there is absolutely no exception whatsoever

Manticores could fake being murdering machines in a very convincing way, but they'd never actually go through with their act

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>>15466572
As in "I still want to fuck them, but they need to be beaten into place"

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>>15466577

>but they'd never actually go through with their act

Can you imagine how they'd react if they accidentally killed someone though?

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>>15466578
That makes a bit more sense. But that's not "I don't like them" it's "humans need to know their place."

>>15466577
I can aggre to that. But some trait will still be there but it's just that some refuse that or it's not as prevalent.

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>>15466584
>accidentally killed someone
>asphyxiation by tailpussy on the face during bondage reacharound
>left with hot cum all over her hands and a dead body
Probs frantically try to work it inside her so it doesn't go to waste

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>>15466622
>getting smothered to death by a monster's tits or pussy
I can think of far, far worse ways to die. Supposedly a lack of oxygen enhances the strength of an orgasm, so at least you'll die happy.

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>>15466635
I'd be okay with getting strangled to death by a girl during sex if I knew for sure that she'd get pregnant from it.

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>>15465095
>Ithaqua
>Looks like an owl over a Wendigo
Dropped.

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>>15466673
>hasn't read Demonbane
It might not be all that good, but it's still a must-read.
Doctor West a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, last in line. Ready for a new, proper thread? An actual monstergirl thread?
I hope someone has one ready.

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>>15466697
The new one will just end up deleted.

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>>15466697
Do it, it should simultaneously knock this thread off the board.

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>>15466697
>I hope someone has one ready.
As long as it isn't made by you-know-who...

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>>15466702
The current one doesn't have a monstergirl as the OP image, and has had 11 posts by six people since it was made, one of those being a deleted reply calling out the samefagging.
I'd rather post in an actual thread and have that one be deleted, nothing of value will be lost.

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>>15466702
Maybe more people will realize they should be furious if it does.

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>>15466709
Agreed.

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>>15466704
Maybe you should spam and bump some more garbage 2hu threads. That sounds like a fucking great idea way better than just making a new thread when this one hits 300 images right?

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>>15466716
I just hope they actually are putting the feedback system to use.
Just three or four people won't make a difference. Everyone in these threads should be submitting the grievances we've been having.

It's kind of unfortunate the janitor isn't allowed to post revealing themselves. If they could, they could at least attempt to explain why they've been pulling all the stuff they have.

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>>15466721
You keep saying that, but no one here actually does that. This thread is made mostly of people who don't care about stuff like Touhou, or he rest of /jp/ culture.
Just be considerate of images, and we get through things fine. Like last thread with images to spare.

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>>15466724
They wouldn't explain even if they were allowed. It's either some guy who just wants to post his own OPs and will stop at nothing to get to be the star of the show, or some guy who's trying to covertly destroy the whole community because he has fetishes we don't tolerate.

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>>15466729
I kind of really hope it isn't one of our past dedicated shitposters, maybe even that crazy mod.
Unlikely, because I think you need to give personal details to be a janny or moderator, but it's a scary thought. Someone malicious trying to subtly change our threads, little by little, for the worse.

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>>15466724
What should I write in the feedback tho? "Janitor is acting like a moron"?

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>>15466736
I think he just anonymously posted in the /a/ thread some hours ago in full damage control mode too, and stopped when he was called out.

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>>15466728
>You keep saying that, but no one here actually does that.
HMMMMM. >>/jp/?task=search2&search_del=yes
Wow look at all those brand new posts bumping old threads off page 10 to scoot this one off faster!

>This thread is made mostly of people who don't care about stuff like Touhou, or he rest of /jp/ culture.
It shows! Nobody loves Iku anyway.

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>>15466750
>Nobody loves Iku anyway.
I mean, she's ok.

She's not Remi tho

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>>15466738
Janitor potentially posting their own OPs, unjustly deleting our own when they don't break the rules, disrupting discussion by force archiving threads, and acting beyond their juties as a janitor, using their moderation powers for personal reasons.
Janitor doesn't do this to any other general, meaning his actions aren't based on enforcing rules, but his own image for a single thread on /jp/.

>>/jp/thread/S15431857#p15433032

This could help too.

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>>15466749
Yeah, I see it. The /a/ threads are a good haven for when things go south, but we should be considerate and try to not disrupt them too much, either.

Basically, post pics of Suu, Miaa, Polt or Tio, and we'll be dandy.

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>>15466761
This is seriously starting to remind me of what happened to /tg/, it's been like 8 years since nazimod burned the whole board to the ground and it's still just a shadow of it's former self. When people got angry enough to do something about it, it was far too late.