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>enter room
>see this
wat do? I want creative answers!

>> No.15442578

>>15442551
Punch her in the face, then punch her in the twat.
Then masturbate to ke-ta.

>> No.15442604
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15442604

>open /jp/
>see this
wat do? OP needs creative answers!

>> No.15442607

>>15442551
Cut her stomach all the way down along the marked line

>> No.15442610

Steal her wings and fly away from the island.

>> No.15442613

>>15442604
>open this thread
>see this post
>ask who you are quoting
Who are you quoting?

>> No.15442619

>>15442551

Ask if I can get a subscription for her newspaper.

>> No.15442624

>>15442551
Go to sleep.
It's obvious I'm too drunk to stay awake.

>> No.15442625

>>15442551
>5 new touhou threads in 10 minutes.
Boy this isn't suspicious at all.

>> No.15442653

>>15442551
Walk in have a set, look down, look at her, frown, and tell her that she has been infected with nymphomania and the only cure is a therapist.

>> No.15442704

Pluck out all the feathers on her wings.

>> No.15442710

Apologize and leave.

>> No.15442771

>>15442551
I unzip my pants and ready my erect member

>> No.15442810

Ask her why she's dressed that way. This is a Christian household!

>> No.15442830

>>15442810
Maybe she's your wife and wants to make more kids.

>> No.15442934

>>15442830
Isn't cross-breeding verboten by Jesus or sth

>> No.15443016

>>15442551
Ask her to scoot over so that I can nap. I'm not in the mood for anything else right now. Maybe snuggling while I sleep at most.

>> No.15443040

>>15442551
Ask her to leave.

>> No.15443048

>>15442551
Tell her to make the OP stop making shitty threads.

>> No.15443083

>>15442551
Ask her for a creative answer.

>> No.15443134

>>15442551
Am I the only person who would fuck it?

>> No.15443141

>>15443134
wtf!!!

>> No.15443154

>>15443134
Dude, it has wings! Who knows what kinda diseases it's carrying.

>> No.15443225

turn her into KFC

>> No.15443244

>>15442551
What is she doing in my room?

File restraining order asap.

>> No.15443255
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15443255

I ask her what,s up with her wings.

>> No.15443331

>s-sorry
>close the door and go do something else

>> No.15443458

>>15442551
I give her my biscuits, and god knows i love my biscuits.

>> No.15444583

Start screaming for help. Maybe it'll discourage her.

>> No.15444614

>>15442551
rape

>> No.15448053

Give her the D.
The delivery of the camera she ordered.

>> No.15448628

>>15443134
wtf i hate /jp/ now!!!!!

>> No.15448955

>>15442551
Tell her to get the fuck out because I wanna use the bed with Hatate

>> No.15449973

>>15442551
Tell her, "Look, I don't know who you are or how you got here, but I'm not going to let you leave until you eat some hard-boiled eggs."

>> No.15450135

>>15442551
-Aya-san, Would you mind wear some pants and go to make me a sandwich?-

>> No.15451314
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15451314

Ask her if she speaks English, if she does then I try to ascertain how she got here and why. Regardless of the answer to the first question, I would attempt to ask her if she would like anything to eat or drink, using hand motions if necessary. If she can get back to Gensokyo then I only ask of her that she comes visit me again, but if she's stranded here then of course she could stay with me.

>> No.15451475

>>15442551
Look at its eyes, realize this must be a close encounter of the third kind, and start looking around for its UFO.

>> No.15452808
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>>15442551
Shoot her for breaking and entering

>> No.15453708
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>>15442551

>> No.15453989
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15453989

Apologize profusely for having walked in without even so much as knocking. If not met with immediate reprisals, I'd offer to discuss journalism with her over a coffee. We'd compare tastes in music, laugh about our most embarrassing moments in life, quote lines from our favorite movies to one another and see if we can guess each other's films, and maybe wrap things up with an evening stroll by the river. Would then ask if we can do a collaborative project some time, which she would answer non-committally to. We'd shake hands and go our separate ways, and it wouldn't be until I got home that I'd realize I forget to ask for her number. This would cause me some grief and anxiety over the next couple days, but eventually I'd get over it, and cherish the memory of our evening together.

>> No.15454042

>>15453989
You had one chance to date a 2hu and you ruined it, you big dummy!

>> No.15454063
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>>15454042
That's just how I roll.

>> No.15454671

>>15442551
"Excuse me, but you're in my masturbation spot and I've had a long day. Please move."

>> No.15454708

>>15442625
Shhh if he doesn't see at least five 2hu cuteposting thread on /jp/ catalog he will kill himself.

>> No.15454884

>>15442551
Who are you quoting?

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>>15442551
ask her how she got in then tell her how she gets out.

>> No.15455212

cloaca

>> No.15455221

>>15453708
I like this

>> No.15455247

>>15442551
What a poor Aya cosplay.

She can't even afford a skirt and shirt buttons yet wasted money/effort on wings which is semi-canon at best.

>> No.15463805

>>15442551
Kick her out to make room for the better crow reporter.

>> No.15463911

>>15442551
Since I'm not into Aya and she might be angry at me (for various reasons) and possibly kill/eat me, my best curse of action is to quickly run for a corner and try to squeeze my hitbox as close in as I can get. Then I turn my body to ragdoll physics while doing a dive to cause my hitbox to go into the wall. This likely will cause a glitch and my body gets blasted around the room at high speeds bludgeoning Aya and possibly killing her. When that calms down (and I possibly glitched through the wall), I get up and flee in search of a loli.

>> No.15464495

>>15442551
Lock door(s)
Search room
Lock windows (if any)
Interrogate her
Proceed with interspecies insemination
Lock her limbs (and wings)
Interrogate her again
Repeat step 5

>> No.15472498

>>15463911

I would be too afraid of clipping through the world and falling into the void to try something like this. I hope this thread clips through the bottom of the board and into the archives.

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