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A-Ask Alice a question...

>> No.1543598
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>>1543592
What does Tewi's pussy taste like?

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>>1543593
N-no... that was a rumor...

>>1543594
L-love is the wind through the willow branches
Love is moonrise over calm waters
L-love is hot chocolate in winter...

>>1543595
A-Anonymous!.... b-but...

>>1543598
T-tewi is a rabbit not a cat...

>>1543601

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>>1543603
Ehh? punctures?...

>>1543605
Y-yes...

>>1543606
N-no! M- I and that t-two timing w-witch a-a-are over!....

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>>1543609
>>1543610
U-um I talk this w-way because I love you A-Anonymous!...

*blush*

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Do you have bi-polar disorder?

>> No.1543617
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>> No.1543632
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>>1543616
N-no...

>>1543618
Th-that was an act for ZUN...

>>1543624
L-love is not eating poop...

>>1543625
Y-you're silly...

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What do you think about... THIS?!

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>>1543628
U-um.... I don't know what you mean...

>>1543630
A-as I said before... I acted like that f-for ZUN... b-but in off times... I feel free to act like myself...

>>1543631
Y-you must activate the LHC s-so that we can be together f-for real...

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>>1543638
m-magic...

>>1543641
E-eh?...

>>1543644
N-no I did not...those were your own.... 'special brownies'...

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>>1543614
Why do you love me?

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>>1543650
I-I wear panties...

>>1543645
S-stop being silly...

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>>1543629
She IS pretty creepy.

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>>1543657
*peck*

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So just what IS the blue pancake?

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>>1543661
B-but I love you A-Anonymous...

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>>1543669
Y-yes...

>>1543667
U-um... blueberries!...

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>>1543678
E-eh?... I think you have the wrong person...

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>>1543663

If you like cropped pictures of Alice's face, I guess that's fine.

>> No.1543688
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1543688

Explain this.

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>>1543680
B-by embracing love...

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1543691

This too.

>> No.1543696
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Why are you friends with Reimu and Marisa even though they killed your mom?

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>>1543686
N-no...

>>1543688
L-looks like a new meme...

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>>1543696
U-um....

*is stumped*
*starts to cry*

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How does this make you feel? A knife in the back, that is.

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What does Patchy taste like?

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>>1543701
Th-the other children a-are dead...

>>1543706
B-baby?...

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Alice, this is your mother speaking. Why aren't you replying to my emails? Don't you think these cat pictures I forwarded are funny too?

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>>1543706

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A-are there any final questions?...

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o-ok then... i-if there are no final questions...I-I'm going to....

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>>1543747
So, you're the slut who's been messing around with my woman...

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I-I'm going back to /b/...

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>>1543754

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>>1543752
Th-the reason why I-I'm there as opposed to here.... i-is because /jp/ has mods that listen to ragetards... S-so even though I do not roleplay... th-they see it as such and rp is banned on /jp/... I wanted to tell you earlier b-but never got the chance...

>>1543756
I-I buy them downtown...

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>>1543759
B-because I prefer it there...a-and /b/ is where I met A-Anonymous...

I was around before /jp/ was created...

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I-I really think it was only one ragetard too...

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>>1543774
Want to come out and play?

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>>1543789
I-it is, b-but even then.. is /jp/ any better?...

A-Anonymous needs love the most in /b/...

>>1543791
S-silly child...

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Which one are you?

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>>1543815
I-I guess...

>>1543810
i-I don't know... the one with the book?...

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>>1543839
Th-that's silly...I-I'm not Japanese!...

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Dayum.

>> No.1543593

Do you leak poop?

>> No.1543594

What is love?

>> No.1543595

May I court thee?

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O-ok... i-if there are no more questions f-for real then...

>> No.1543601

*squeeze*

>> No.1543605

Should women be allowed to vote? Should fat kids be allowed to play sports?

>> No.1543606

So I heard you like M-m-marisa?

>> No.1543603

Did you really get the punctures on your arm from sewing?

>> No.1543609

Why do you keep stuttering?

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>>1543868
U-um.. I love you even if you can't A-Anonymous...

>> No.1543610

Do you have a speech impediment, or is someone behind you?

>> No.1543613

I think we need to revert back to the old genders, after the feminist movement women proved that they were too irresponsible to handle having the same rights as men. Like this, all they're going to do is slut everything up and fail at the simplest jobs.

>> No.1543618

Why the fuck aren't you the cool creepy stuck-up aloof Alice? What is this stuttering bullshit?

>> No.1543619

She leaks poop.

>> No.1543624

How can you say you love me if you can't even eat my poop?

>> No.1543625

I think we need to revert back to the old gender roles, after the feminist movement women proved that they were too irresponsible to handle having the same rights as men. Like this, all they're going to do is slut everything up and fail at the simplest jobs.

>> No.1543628

How many animals took Moses on his ark?

>> No.1543629

>>1543616
Alice is supposed to be pretty creepy. Perfect Memento. Fandom sucks

>> No.1543630

So "Alice," what do you think about Touhou canon? You think it should be followed, or is fanon superior?

>> No.1543631

what's your opinion on quantum mechanics?

>> No.1543634

Is my dinner ready? Also, bring me my beer, the game starts in a few minutes. Don't make me come into the kitchen after you, you're not going to like it

>> No.1543638

Can you explain Gensokyo physics? Sakuya, Youmu, and Komachi all have confusing abilities. General relativity isn't enough to explain it.

>> No.1543645

Which weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

>> No.1543641

Do you live inside of Cirno's vagina?
You seem to be cold

>> No.1543644

Why did you put razors in my brownies?

>> No.1543647

Am I the only one who wants to bash OP's head in?

>> No.1543650

Marisa sold me a pair of bloomers and said it was yours. Are you missing a pair?

>> No.1543654

C-can we be friend? I-I'm not too good with girls, though.

>> No.1543656

>>1543647
No, you're not, but it's more fun to screw around with them than to just sagebomb

>> No.1543657

>>1543653
Bitch lied to me. I'm gonna stick it in- I mean I'm going to have her apologize.

>> No.1543661

C-can I be your friend? I-I'm not so comfortable around girls though.

>> No.1543662

An electric train is going south but the wind is blowing westward. Which direction will the smoke from the train be blowing?

>> No.1543663

I just like these threads because I get a ton of Alice pics. The trick is to not read any post

>> No.1543666

This thread sucks, ze~

>> No.1543669

Do you has internet in Gensokyo?

>> No.1543671

Get this RP faggotry out of here.

>> No.1543678

How's your sister?
I'm talking about Mai not the other 4

>> No.1543679

C-can I... aw I can't do this shit. Tempting, but no. At least the pasta posts are amusing. this isn't even worth typing sage.

>> No.1543680

How can I escape from a hikki lifestyle?

>> No.1543686

W-want to play SWR?

>> No.1543687

>>1543681
Mystic Square
Secondary Touhou fag detected

>> No.1543699

>>1543687
I see what you did there

>> No.1543701

You're not Alice. The real Alice would at least get the Mystic Square reference. Stop using her name for attention, you whore.

>> No.1543706

>>1543696
Whatever happened to our baby anyway

>> No.1543707

C-crucify her! C-crucify her! C-crucify her! C-crucify her!

>> No.1543713

>>1543711
no

>> No.1543711

Would /jp/ like to converse with ZUN RPing as Alice?

>> No.1543718

*grabs dick*

>> No.1543715

Bitch, is my dinner ready yet? Pick up the pace woman, or else you're going to have a little "accident."

>> No.1543725

Here we go again.

Dammit someone has to write another pasta.

>> No.1543720

>>1543715
Yeah, don't make us set something on fire for lulz. You'd remember last time...

>> No.1543721

“Shanghai, come help me clean up. Marisa is coming over soon!”

Master is very excited today. Her good friend Marisa-san is coming to visit today. They haven’t seen each other since Master got married.

“Shanghai, clean up those beer cans!” Master calls from the kitchen.

I obediently bag up the cans of Suweiser. Master’s husband is such a slob.

“Master, wouldn’t it be nice if Anonymous-san would clean up after himself every once in a while?”

“Shanghai, don’t talk about my husband like that. It’s a wife’s duty to keep a house clean, you know?” she says, while wiping the grime off the coffee table.

“Marisa said she has an important announcement to make. I wonder if she finally found a nice guy to marry, like me?” Master mused.

A knock on the door caught Master off-guard.

>> No.1543726

“Hello, Shanghai. Can I come in?” she says with a beaming smile.

“Of course! Please, have a seat. Master will be out in a second.”

Marisa hangs her witch hat on the coat rack, and then sits with her hands in her lap as I begin to pour some tea. It’s really cheap tea, so I make sure to put out lots of honey and sugar. She deliberately leans forward, so she won’t get her hair dirty on the greasy back of the couch.

“Marisa! Long time no see!”

Master finally emerges from the bathroom in a clean dress. I didn’t think she even had any clean clothes anymore… The two girls hug each other like sisters. Master does her best to hide a look of pain when Marisa squeezes her. I know she complained of a bruised rib the other day…

“So what’s your big announcement, Marisa? I’ve been waiting all day to hear it! Oh, but we’ll have to be quick. My husband will get upset if he comes home and sees your broomstick in the driveway again.”

Marisa-san said nothing, but simply raised her hand. On her finger was a modest, but beautiful ring. “Oh my gosh, you really are getting married! I’m so happy for you? So, who’s the lucky guy?”

“Ah, about that…” said Marisa, looking away.

>> No.1543727

>>1543721
We've all read this

>> No.1543732

>>1543722
Don't tell me you're retconning our baby ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1543733

>>1543721
Yawn.

>> No.1543740

Someone post the Sakuya pasta.

>> No.1543737

Is it sagebomb time yet?

>> No.1543743

>>1543741
Stop posting Reimu

>> No.1543744

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

>> No.1543752

You came back? Is this because I mentioned /jp/ when I found you posting on /b/ today?

>> No.1543756

>>1543747
Oh right I forgot to ask.

Who tailors all the clothes in Gensokyo?

>> No.1543758

>>1543754
You better run. If I find you, I'm going to have Shanghai stick it up your...

>> No.1543767

>>1543754
>/b/

1/10

>> No.1543771

>>1543768
I'm going to come over there and cut you open.

>> No.1543775

>>1543754
Damn!

I guess i'll never know...

>> No.1543776

>>1543592
Reported for roleplaying. Did you forget about the sticky that said no more fanfiction/roleplaying.

Get back to gaia.

>> No.1543783

>>1543776
Sup, athens.

>> No.1543780

>>1543767
No, you're the one not even trying.

>> No.1543789

>>1543774
Oh, I know, but /b/ is just a terrible board these days.

>>1543776
obviously her mention of it means she forgot it

what

>> No.1543797

>>1543592
there are three hourglass stuck together, one measures 3 minutes, one measure 4 minutes and one has 5 minutes.
you cant turn over the hourglasses individually, if you turn one over it turns all of them over.
how do you use the hourglass to measure half a minute?

>> No.1543805

>>1543791
Hey Margetroid! You might know, I'll ask you.

Who tailors most of the clothes people in Gensokyo wear?
Did you make your own outfit? Was it store bought?

Store STOLEN?

>> No.1543815

>>1543804
For your purposes /b/ is a sensible board to go to, but for browsing purposes, /b/ is much worse than /jp/.

>> No.1543819

Can you help me with my Homework?

Consider a spacetime with metric tensor gab. Suppose that wm is a vector field on
the spacetime, and that we define a rank two tensor as follows:
kmn = gmn - wmwn/wcwc
For this definition of kmn to work at all, what restriction must be imposed on wm,
and why must this be done?
By considering the action of kmn on a vector field ua collinear with wa, and a vector
field va orthogonal to wa, determine the fundamental nature of kmn – what is kmn?
Prove that your conclusions are correct.

>> No.1543824

>>1543805
Why should I answer your questions? Go back to your fantasies, Anon! I'm going back home to continue my latest project. I discovered some interesting properties from a villager I met on the road. And thanks to him, I know have materials...

>> No.1543828

can I b reisen guys I always wanted 2 b reisen in a roleplay gaem

>> No.1543829

>>1543824
Yeah, whoring materials.

>> No.1543832

>>1543828
No ^_____^;.

>> No.1543834

[ ] sakuya copypasta
[ ] sagebomb
[ ] ban

>> No.1543838

[x] genuflect

>> No.1543839

>>1543810
The names are next to the panties. You should be ashamed of yourself if you still can't read names of your favorite touhoes.

>> No.1543841

y not

>> No.1543842

>>1543834
[x] sakuya copypasta

>> No.1543855

>>1543846
HEY ALICE DO YOU HAVE A FEVER?

I HAVE THE CURE.
It's Keine's ass.

>> No.1543856

>>1543819
Physics majors?

In my /jp/?

>> No.1543857

>>1543828
Sorry buddy, but Reisen is my roleplay character.

>> No.1543863

>>1543857
fuk u n00b

>> No.1543868

>>1543864
Do you love me, now that I can dance?

>> No.1543866

[x] ban

>> No.1543870

He opens the door.

Sakuya is leaning against the wall, holding a cup of tea.

"Barging into someone's room uninvited? That's not like you."

He gives a polite smile as he closes the door behind him.

"I thought you respected my work?" he asks.

Sakuya gives him a sardonic grin.

"I do. That is precisely why I think you should go."

She takes a sip from her tea before putting it down on the desk.

>> No.1543873

Wanna raid scientology with me?
I'll wear a epic fail guy mask with "karate-chan" written on it

>> No.1543874

Sakuya motions her hand deeper into her uniform, as if looking for something.

"You have quite some guts to come at me like this," she says. "You know what I am capable of. But no matter, I think I can disable you before we get any more distracted. Lady Remilia will most certainly be displeased at this."

He gives her a slight nod.

"Go ahead."

In an instant, her hands are holding long knives. She makes a quick motion, then throws them.

"W-w-what the hell?"

All of the knives miss. She never missed before. Especially not at a stationary target.

"That was quite rude, you know," he says.

>> No.1543877

"You'll pay for this you piece of shit scum!," Sakuya says.

Still holding the rope, he raises his other hand in a smooth motion. Sakuya stands up and begins to undress herself.

"E-e-eh?"

Sakuya slowly unties her apron. Then, she carefully removes her dress, letting it drop to the floor. She stands in front him, with her white silk undershirt and panties exposed.

"Wh-wh-what the hell are you doing?"

He smiles, completely enjoying the sight. She is still wearing her white frilly headband and her knee-socks. For some reason, he feels that this would have a better effect.

"You look really cute like this," he says.

"Sick pervert!"

>> No.1543881

He sits himself on the bed, holding the end of the rope. He jerks it in a single, sudden motion, forcing Sakuya to kneel in front of him. She looks up at him, with a look that mixed defiance and terror.

But she can't speak.

He puts a finger into Sakuya's mouth. She begins licking it delicately, despite her angry expression. Then, the opens her mouth and gobbles it.

She sucks at the finger hungrily. She sucks at it noisily, letting her spittle drip to the floor.

"A-a-ah!," she moans as he pulls the finger away. He grins as he motions his hand lazily.

Sakuya crawls forward on her knees and tries to reach for his pants. However, this proves impossible, as her wrists are tied behind her back. She somehow manages to unclasp his pants using her tongue.

She then bites at the zipper, pulling it carefully down. Her motions quickly excite him. She then licks desperately at his manhood, manipulating her tongue over his underwear.

He lets her continue this motion for a whole minute, enjoying the sensation.

>> No.1543884

If it were Remilia doing all those horrible things to Sakuya I'd be able to fap.

>> No.1543887

He frees his penis, slowly and deliberately, enjoying the horrified expression in Sakuya's eyes. He dangles it in front of her face for a moment before making another gesture with his hand.

Sakuya sticks her tongue out and carefully probes his member. First, the licks the top of the shaft, gradually moving down its length. Then, she laps the area around his shaft completely. Finally, she tickes his scrotum meticulously, as if enjoying a sweet treat.

"Not bad. Perhaps I've underestimated you? I wonder how it would feel if you did this willingly...", he comments.

Sakuya opens her mouth and starts experimenting with the top of his shaft. She carefully tests its length, taking as much of it inside. Then, she pulls her mouth slowly back up, relaxing her throat. She moves her mouth forward into it again, this time going deeper, before pulling herself backward. She continues this motion, building up both rythm and suction as she bobs her head up and down.

Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. The sensation is incredible.

Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. Her head bobs erratically in uneven intervals.

Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. She seems to be experimenting with different paces, finding the most effective speed.

Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. She found the optimum rythm. She keeps it up like clockwork. He didn't expect her body to adapt this quickly.

>> No.1543888

He lies with his back on the bed, panting. He motions his hand reflexively to maintain control. Her technique almost broke his concentration. In fact, he is almost sure that he lost control during the orgasm. He raises his head and takes a peek at Sakuya.

She lies in a heap on the floor, shivering uncontrollably. She sheds silent tears in torrents, since she still has no control of her mouth. Exposed, vulnerable, then finally violated, it looks like her mind can't take much more of this.

He sighs.

Looks like the fun is over.

>> No.1543889

He zips his pants and adjusts it to be presentable. Then, he heads into Sakuya's bathroom to wash his face. He feels quite satisfied, almost merry, even. Breaking her will was far more enjoyable than he imagined.

However, he didn't come her just to break her will.

He returns to the bedroom and looks down at Sakuya. She lies helplessly on the floor in shock. It seems that even without using his skills, she is of no threat to anyone now. She looks pathetic, a shadow of her usual pride and elegance. She is broken, even if she was left alive, she would be of no use to anyone.

He sighs as he steps toward her.

He still has one more thing to do.

[ ] Manipulate her into committing suicide.
[ ] Kill her yourself.

>> No.1543892

>>1543889
[x] Rehabilitate her and break her again. Repeat forever.

>> No.1543901

>>1543884
Replace All: He -> She, Him->her?

>> No.1543907

>>1543901
She zips his pants and adjusts it to be presentable.

>> No.1543909

>>1543901
>>1543884
This isn't for you and your kind.
This is for people that like seeing strong women broken.

Go back to your closet and put on a skirt mary joe, we ain't got time for your faggotry.

>> No.1543912

>>1543907
I don't see the problem here. His -> hers too apparently.

>> No.1543920

>>1543877
Sakuya meticulously unties her ribbon. Then, she carefully unbuttons her shirt, exposing a pleasant and surprising sight.

"Ahaha, does Remilia know about this?"

Sakuya says nothing, turning bright-red. Quite a refreshing look for her, embarrassment.

---> PAD or no PAD? DAMMIT ANON!

>> No.1543918

Writing is bad

>He zips
>However
>He returns
>He sighs
>He still

>> No.1543932

>>1543918
/r/ better version? beggars can't be choosy

>> No.1543942

>>1543889
>>1543888
>>1543887
>>1543881
>>1543877
>>1543874
>>1543870

Sagebombing RP thread with RP pasta?

Feels good man.

>> No.1544182
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1544182

God made the man, then he made the woman to serve the man and to comfort him. No matter how evil you may perceive the man to be, the woman is always in subordination to him. God made the man to rule over the woman. There is no other way no matter what you think. You do not lose your headship, nor responsibilities because you sin. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. When it comes to sinning, women have you beat hands down. When it comes to guile, women have you beat hands down. When you sin, recognize that you have sinned and repent of that sin and go there no more. You do not have to make excuses to the moron who tries to interrogate you.

So men, you are the ruler and when you stand with the Lord's word and keep holiness and purity of the Lord's word for yourselves no evil woman filled with guile will ever be able to confuse you or deceive you. You are the head, not the woman and you always will be. Stand up in God's word and let no other doctrine of anyone come ahead of God's word and live your life according to God and HIS holy word.

When the men let the women rule, society degenerates as it did in the garden of Eden and now it does in the USA. Eve started taking the initiative, She was aggressive. She didn't believe God. She went to Satan for a second opinion. She believed Satan and did all he told her. Then she took Satan's lies to Adam and had Adam eat the fruit she had gotten from the forbidden tree. From there they degenerated into wickedness. Their own second son Cain killed Able out of jealousy. It continued to Get worse from there. One sin brings on more sin. Repent of your sins and go there no more.

Men, do not listen to the women. When they start getting aggressive, shut them down. When they start crying, walk away. Do not listen to women and their perverse emotions in any way shape or form. Women do not know right from wrong. God made the man to guide the woman and to rule over her.

>> No.1544062

>>1543909
and having remi do the breaking doesn't change the fact that it's still a strong woman being broken.

>> No.1544078

>>1543592
Do you like Fable?

>> No.1544111

>>1544062
Yeah but penis isn't involved, so it sucks.

>> No.1544126

;_;

>> No.1544398
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1544398

I-I'm back...
*peck*

>>1544196

>> No.1544404
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1544404

I-I'm doing things around the house though...

>> No.1544149

>>1544111
Males make everything awesome ze

>> No.1544410
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1544410

>>1544407
m-my love is only for A-Anonymous...

>> No.1544420
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1544420

>>1544407
How many women do you draw the line at?

>> No.1544164

This thread is a disaster

>> No.1544168

what kind of thread is this

>> No.1544170

Alice like donut? :)

>> No.1544443
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>>1544418
Ehhhh?.... a-aren't you Anonymous?...

>> No.1544455
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1544455

>>1544446
A-Au...

*squeeeeeeeze*

>> No.1544463
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1544463

>>1544449
N-no.. I-I'm Alice...

>> No.1544196

Alice is a good girl

>> No.1544198

>>1544182
I never believed that.

I just like seeing women raped.

>> No.1544202

is this the real Alice answering the questions??

>> No.1544207

>>1544182

You were saying something? I was too busy masturbating to your pic to pay attention.

>> No.1544209

>>1544202

It seems that way.

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1544482

>>1544479
O-oh dear... I-I like this...b-but...

>> No.1544500
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1544500

>>1544489
y-you can't possibly match /b/

>> No.1544511
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1544511

ANSWER MY QUESTION, OR BE PURIFIED!

>> No.1544514
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>>1544504
*snuggles and squeezes*
*smells nice*

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1544532

>>1544519
W-well someone was wondering why I was on /b/ and not here earlier today.... so I decided to come here...

>> No.1544280

threads like this remind me why roleplaying was banned in /jp/ in the first place. Here's hoping for a second run.

>> No.1544544
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1544544

>>1544500
The view of a blonde from behind...

How nostalgic.

>> No.1544405

don't make me bring out the pasta...

>> No.1544407

>>1544398
Have you slept with less than 2 men? I draw the line at 2 men.

>> No.1544411

>>1544404
Do Dark Alice sometime and maybe we can talk...

>> No.1544418

If Alice only loves Anonymous, how many Anonymous has Alice slept with? There is more than one of us, you know.

>> No.1544423

no more mr. nice Anon...

>> No.1544426

I have one question:
Why do you stutter so much? You should be well used to us by now.

>> No.1544435

>>1544420
What a slut.

>> No.1544440

Words can't begin to describe the surge of emotion within you. Nor can you hope to think of the right words to say right now, that cool answer that a veteran player would dispense. No, for now, you can just think of Alice. You already knew how you felt about her even before she confessed her feelings. Despite everything, it's been her that's filled your thoughts the most.

You wordlessly step closer to her, gently lifting her head up. You offer her a passionate kiss, probing her mouth with your tongue and exchanging saliva.

“This...is my answer.” You stare at her eyes after kissing her, trying to show her your resolve. “I love you. And I'll never leave you if I can help it.”

Those words trigger another cascade of tears.

“Alice? Why are you crying? I'm sorry if I upset you.”
“Idiot...!” She buries her face in your chest. “I'm just... so happy.” She sobs and you hold her tightly.

Regaining some composure, Alice leads you to the other room in the house. She grabs your hand escorts you. It's a small room with a single window and only two objects inside – a mattress and a chair.

>> No.1544446

I love you Alice! I want to make 9000 babies and dolls with you ;_;

>> No.1544449

>>1544443
Arn't YOU?

>> No.1544450

>>1544440
ah shit this one has a semi-good ending. you just wait...

>> No.1544456

“You know, that other night...” She begins, “I was pretty drunk, wasn’t I?”

You don’t answer, since it looks like she’s going to continue.

“But... I really meant that part about... something more,” She continues, her face going red. “I’d like you to be my... first...”

Her face is beet red now. You can’t say that you’ve ever had a woman ask you for sex before, so you’re sure that your face is showing some of the same emotion. She’s a Kappa, so it’s your thought that this is some sort of cultural difference.

“A-ah... I h-hope this isn’t too sudden...” Nitori continues, stuttering. Her voice also speeds up. “If y-you don’t want to, that’s fine too, I w-won’t kick you out, or anything...”

It seems like she’ll keep going if you don’t step in, and you wouldn’t want her to get the wrong idea. But, what to say? This has caught you off guard. Nitori’s confidence is obviously fading with every moment of inaction on your part, her voice growing softer. It’s definitely time to seize the moment.

>> No.1544457

>>1544450
What's wrong with good-ends?

>> No.1544465

Good thing too, as you've just walked in on her undressing.

Just as you're about to bow out quietly and protect her modesty you notice something, the shirt she's removing is about three times too big for her and very familiar. Funny you didn't notice sooner really, but things got so crazy yesterday that the details are nothing but a blur to you.

As she slides the fabric off smooth, slender shoulders you realize it's your old shirt she is taking off. All this time she's been wearing it, she must've taken it that one time you fell asleep in Marisa's garden.

If Wriggle knew you were watching her like this she'd be mortified, you crouch down a bit to avoid being seen, but watching her act so naturally she seems so serene as she bares herself to you. Save for her signature short-shorts she stands almost naked before you, you can see her youthful figure and developing chest clearly.

With great tenderness she folds up the shirt into a little parcel and places it on the ground, then she straightens up and stares at it distantly as one hand goes to her naked chest.

For one perfect moment that seems to last forever you bare silent witness to just how beautiful Wriggle really is, as she stares wistfully at nothing with no shame for her body.

Finally the moment breaks as Wriggle comes back to herself from whatever self-reflection had her attention, moving with less grace now she puts on another more fitting shirt and begins to get dressed again. You sit and watch her for a while longer, enjoying the feeling of having the privilege of seeing a very private and vulnerable side to Wriggle Nightbug.

>> No.1544466

way to rape the canon fuck you

>> No.1544468

"May I make a selfish request of you?"

"What is it?"

"I want you to make love to me."

Your chest tightens with a mixture of incomprehensible emotions.

"Yuyu?"

She leans toward you, but her eyes fix themselves on your clasped hands almost bashfully.

"You confuse me. I haven't cared about someone this much in a long time, no matter what my reasons may be. I like to think I'm good with words, but for me... a touch can mean so much more than anything else. I'm not sure how I feel about you to be honest, I'm only certain that my feelings are something strong; I want to express those feelings to you somehow, but I can't put them to speech at all, and this is the best way, I think."

"Are you sure?"

>> No.1544471

>>1544468
>>1544465
>>1544456
>>1544440

Shit, it's unlimited blueballs works

>> No.1544476

"B-b-but, what if someone sees us?"

"No one comes into the library this late, Alice," Anon replies.

"Y-y-yeah, I suppose I'm just a bit... nervous."

"If you aren't sure, we can do this some other time," Anon says. He turns away to leave, when he feels a gentle tug.

Its Shanghai. Shanghai is holding on to his sleeve. Is she blushing?

"But dolls can't blush," Anon thinks as he turns to face the doll. The doll gently tugs Anon's sleeve back towards Alice. He lets the doll lead him back to where she is standing.

"I-i-its fine if its with you," Alice whispers.

She blushes bright red as she looks down. She seems determined, despite herself.

>> No.1544477

>Unfinished copypasta
>4 of them
MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.1544479

>>1544476
Anon takes a deep breath as he grasps her hands tight. For a moment, Alice resists by reflex, but she gives in as soon as he locks his lips with hers. Lost in the moment, Anon greedily motions his tongue forward. Alice is surprisingly receptive to this, and soon their lips are intertwined in an odd dance. The kiss becomes gradually more aggressive as Alice begins to take the initiative. Now, it is her tongue that is exploring Anon's mouth, searching every crevice, every corner.

Anon opens his eyes in surprise as he feels Alice's hand lead his to her chest. Alice notices his stare and blushes, but she doesn't push his hand away. In fact, she continues leading his hand so it can have better access and manueverability. He didn't expect her to be so forward. Their kiss continues to increase in intensity as he delicately caresses her through her dress.

"Crash!"

The two break away from each other at the sound. They quickly turn to the source of the sound.

A broken bottle of wine is laying on the ground. The liquid flows along the cracks on the ground. It somehow reminds Anon of blood.

He looks up to find Marisa, face aghast. She is still somehow holding two wine glasses with her other hand. Her knees are shaking. Her eyes are damp with tears. Her mouth is quivering.

The three stand in shock for what seems like an eternity.

>> No.1544480

Okay. With Chen's naked back right in front of you, you have to try your hardest not to think about any perverted stuffs. Imagine. Only imagination can help you here. You start to picture yourself as a priest. A pure, dignified priest. What you are about to do now is bathing a cat. yes, a cat. A priest with no ulterior motive is going to bath a cat. There's nothing wrong with it. I'm a priest, I'm a priest, I'm a priest...

Starting with the soap, you rub your hand and make a handful of bubbles that smells like a herbal tea. Running you hands along Chen's body, the catgirl purr with happiness. When your hand reach to the front and touch her small chest, you focus at the sound in your head. 'I'm the priest, I'm the priest, I have no impure thoughts, I'm a... no wait. I've heard a story about pedo prist before. This is bad...'

You think of something else. Now this girl before you is your daughter. Double the guilt if you dare to think perverted about her. She's your daughter now. And father taking a bath with his daughter is normal. Perfectly normal. You keep thinking that while you move your hand. This is not just washing Chen's back anymore. It's daddy's duty to take care of his daughter's hygiene. now you are going to clean her from head to toe.

>> No.1544484

"Lemme go you pervert!"

Minoriko. Sweet little Minoriko, bound to a tree and helpless at your feet. You had worried that mere rope might not contain this exquisite creature, this goddess, yet the way the rope bit into her ripe young flesh was simply intoxicating. Yes the Aki sisters were a rare gem in this Gensokyo, Minoriko in particular as only she possessed that certain something that drove you this far.

"Now, now little one. There's no call for that, is there?" Cooing to her you draw a little closer, in response she flinches away as best she can. "Are you warm enough? I can make the fire bigger if you'd like?"
"Just untie me you freak! I wanna go hoooome!"
"Please don't cry again my dear, I don't want you to be scared."
While the tears and screams were endearing at first, her cute little voice raised in sob and moan was rather charming, it did begin to grate on your nerves after a while.
"Why don't you just drop dead?"
"Tut."

Well, if she's going to behave like a little ruffian you'll simply ignore her for now. Turning your back on her for now you begin to tend to the fire feeding it from the little pile near by, you're starting to wonder if you should've gathered more earlier as it's rapidly growing darker and you don't want to be out in the forest so far from civilization when night comes. But your purpose for the delightful little Minoriko should be soon resolved, it's taken longer than you thought to get this far but soon all your efforts will be worth it.

>> No.1544489

>>1544482
dammit...

>> No.1544495

are these copypastas supposed to be annoying? they're just giving me a boner.

>> No.1544497

>>1544479
Ignore Marisa and proceed to raep Alice

>> No.1544501

>>1544495
PROTIP: they're not pasta

>> No.1544504

>This thread
Just like old times ;_;

>> No.1544505

>>1544479
Please tell me there's more

>> No.1544509

not as planned...

You're not supposed to read it!

>> No.1544513

Damn I started playing FFV again and Shiva keeps kicking my ass

>> No.1544519

>>1544500
GO BACK TO /b/ IF YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOU HEARTLESS WENCH

>> No.1544529

>>1544505
Embarassed as I am to admit it, I know where that one is from. And no, it isn't done yet, that bastard...

>>1544509
Sagebomb backfire? You, good sir, fail.

>> No.1544539

... gentlemen.

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