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itt, your favorite tohou quote

"Try and remember the basics of CQC" - Suwako Moriya

>> No.15423674
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``Get outta the way, bitch!'' -Marisa Kirisame

>> No.15423709
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"so long space rabbit"
- udong raisin

>> No.15423721
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"yabba dabba doo" - Eiki Shiki.

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>> No.15423823
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"you go girl" -Seiga Kaku

>> No.15423862

"nobody can beat the cock. not the cock." - some dude from an h-doujin

>> No.15423901
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"I've got here a mighty fine cock, Taishi-sama. Give it a lick."

-Futomeister 2K16

>> No.15423915
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"Muck you." - Patchouli Knowledge

>> No.15423943


No swearing.

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>> No.15424291
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"Pshh, time has stepped kid." - Cool Meido

>> No.15424306

"All fucking niggers must fucking hang." - Alice Margatroid

>> No.15424310

"woof" - Inubashiri Momiji

>> No.15424326

If they die then no one can please the 2hus sexually.

>> No.15424355
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"<unintelligible gibberish>" - Unidentified Special Needs Child

>> No.15424375
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"Yukari was weak. Yukari was a fool. She had Gensokyo within her grasp and she let it slip away."
- Warmaster Reimu

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" [lewd noises]"
-Sanae Kochiya

>> No.15424426

Yokai blood for the blood god. Maim, kill, and burn Reimu. This is why I like Reimu.

>> No.15424436

"Yamaxana,Yamaxana,YamaxanaDU" - Komachi

>> No.15424496
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>> No.15424499

>muffled "Ayy Lmao" in the distance

-Nuueh Huujuu

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Up yours.

>> No.15424553

"KICK PUNCH IN ALL IN YOUR MIND" - A certain high spirited instructor

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>> No.15424588
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"You can't let yourself be held back by common sense in Gensokyo, right!?"
-Sunnyday Catchya

>> No.15424675
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" Iam the Law"
- Robert "Danzai" The Cop

>> No.15424687
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"Using Mystia as an instrument of evil... you corrupt conductor! But if expect me to play along with your twisted tune... she'll have to sing AS HIGH AS ME!"

>> No.15424783
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"I'll never scatter your ashes to the heartless sea, you're all diamonds to me." Fujiwara "Big Boss" Mokou

>> No.15424813

"I will never lose to cocks!"
"In the end... I can't win against cocks..."
Sakuya, five minutes later

>> No.15424817

I like this.

>> No.15424850


I remember this doujin

>> No.15425152

"Ojousama Ojousama Ojousama!" - ジャンニ

>> No.15425226

-Touhou Remilia

>> No.15425254
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“Faithful. Enlightened. Ambitious. Brethren.

In but a single millennium, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Lord Tsukuyomi that will be made legend. Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries in the Lunar Capital, it was Lord Tsukuyomi’s messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic earthly origins.

And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we purify the corpses of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery. This UNIVERSE is MINDLESS!

In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that our Lord Tsukuyomi may revel in their purging!

And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty… we shall at long last be free!

Blood for Lord Tsukuyomi! Dust for the Lunar Throne! LET THE EARTH BUUUURRRN!”
- Watatsuki Toyohime

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"Lily White. I knew you would get here. Well you're too late. I'm already dying without your help. A stray bullet, I'll never know whose." - Hakurei Reimu

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"Ring-a-Ding-Ding baby! Everything's coming up Sumireko!" - Carrie 'Renko' Usami

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"Me, Me, Pickle-Pee! Me, Me, Pump-a-rum!" (Okuu, Subterranean Animsim)

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"Hhaa buzunis man has the strongest wee wee haha!! :)) BUZUNIS!" - Youmu Konpaku

>> No.15425608

fucking classic

>> No.15425660
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"Kill one Youkai and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill all and you are a Miko."
- Hakurei Reimu

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- Count Chocula

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>> No.15426359

Kuso thread.

>> No.15427304

Kuso post.

>> No.15427502
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'it would be extremely painful' masketta gorl

>> No.15432578
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"Where am I" is the usual question. In your case, "when?" might be more apt.

- Sakulla

>> No.15432595

Very well, you old snake. If you'd prefer I used my bare hands...

>> No.15432636
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Never lose
Never clean
Never let anybody escape
Never resist
Never build
Never let anybody live

>> No.15433797

-your favorite touhou

>> No.15433815

She never said that, stop making things up.

>> No.15433838

[citation needed]

>> No.15433869
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"I'm serious if I want to."


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It's canon.

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"Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed?"

>> No.15433988 [DELETED] 

Preach it Reimu!

>> No.15433994

Yes, kill them all! Bathe in their supernatural blood!

>> No.15434540

Please don't lewd the Ellen.

>> No.15435305
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"Shiki, use the force"
-Ciel Senpai

>> No.15436181
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"You're pretty gutsy."-Yabba Dabba Doo

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"Ice to meet you." - Cirno

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"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"
-Bane no Kokoro

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"If I stole that mask, would you die?"
- Komeiji "Phone" Koishi

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On the God damn Ground, And Don ac dum
-Hata no Dallas

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java script

>> No.15437316


>> No.15437361

Junko, Junko
Can't you see?
Lunarians gotta hang from trees

>> No.15437382
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lunar Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Gensokyo, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in rabbit warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Lunarian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on your Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Dream World and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of theLunarian Defense Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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"..." +

+ Insert any dialogue here

>> No.15438387


>> No.15438397

Look at that cleavage. Pure my ass.

>> No.15438406



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'e=mc^2' cirno teh smartest

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"From: Fortune Jinyou Teller /7648

To: Gensokyo

Subj: Last resort

Regarding TH# 15

I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from Bunbunmaru newspaper that I am suspected of committing such horrendous rituals and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be vilified by the Hakurei Shrine and Bunbunmaru. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the Human Village and reclaim my name. The village has not changed since the Orange and Salt Merchant days. It has gotten worse. The Youkai decree should never have been lifted. The only thing that has evolved from the consent decree is those exterminators involved in the Orange scandal and Salt Merchant incidents have since promoted to Gardeners of the Blue Sky, Maids of the Scarlet Devil, and Ordinary Magicians, and Shrine Maiden of Barriers positions.

The question is, what would you do to clear your name?

A word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.

Name Synonyms;
reputation, title, appellation, denomination, repute.

A name is more than just a noun, verb, or adjective. It’s your life, your legacy, your journey, sacrifices, and everything you’ve worked hard for every day of your life as and adolescent, young adult and adult. Don’t let anybody tarnish it when you know you’ve live up to your own set of ethics and personal ethos.

In 8/14 I reported an miko (Shrine Maiden Who Protects Dreams and Tradition. XXXX/now a Shrine Maiden of Barriers), for kicking a Youkai (excessive force) during a Use of Mahou while I was assigned as a fortune teller at Human Village’s Market Area. While sealing the suspect, (XXXX), XXXX kicked the suspect twice in the chest and once in the soul. The kick to the soul left a visible injury on the left cheek below the eye. Unfortunately after reporting it to Boundary Youkai and investigated by PCB (internal danmaku investigator You. 17XX), nothing was done. I had broken their supposed “Purple Line”. Unfortunately, It’s not JUST US, it’s JUSTICE!!! In fact, 17 years later on 2/26/15, after already successfully completing danmaku, acquiring a basic Fortune Certificate, and Intermediate Youkai Certificate, I was relieved of duty by the Hakurei Shrine while assigned to fortune telling at Southwest market. It is clear as day that the shrine retaliated toward me for reporting XXXX for kicking Ms. XXXX. The shrine stated that I had lied and made up the report that XXXX had kicked the suspect." - Fortune Teller dude

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"Remove the man, remove the problem."
- Hakurei Reimu

>> No.15443576

"In this land, you gotta make the cards first. Then when you get the cards, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the 2hus."
-Yukari Yakumo to newcomer at tutorial shrine

>> No.15443626
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"My hat is my friend. It helps me relax."
- Koishi Komeiji

>> No.15453588 [DELETED] 

"Eyem the strongest"
- Gandalf the Gray

>> No.15453987

And I just hate your moonbitch ways

>> No.15456990


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>> No.15457131
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I have the pic.

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>> No.15458354
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"A cat is fine, too!"

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"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"


>> No.15458486
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"I have two personalities..."

>> No.15458509

- Mononobe no Futo

>> No.15458523
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- Yoshika Miyako

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-Flan Scarlet

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Sanae: Glad you could make it, Keine.
Keine: Watch your tone with me, girl. You may be a miko, but I'm still your senior as a character.
Sanae: As if I could forget. Listen, Keine, there's something about the plague you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into Youkai.
Keine: What?
Sanae: This entire village must be purged.
Keine: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way...!
Sanae: Damn it, Keine. As a miko, I order you to purge this city.
Keine: You are not a miko for Gods I care about, girl. Nor would I obey that command even if I did!
Sanae: Then I must consider this an act of treason against Gensokyo.
Keine: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Sanae?
Sanae: Have I? Keine Kamishirasawa, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my bloodline and faith, I hereby relieve you from your protection and suspend your duties as a teacher in the village.
Mokou: Sanae, you can't just...
Sanae: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Keine: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Sanae.
Sanae: Mokou?
Mokou: I'm sorry, Sanae. I can't watch you do this.

>> No.15459665

Who is Malganis?

>> No.15459896


No idea, I haven't played WC3 in years.

>> No.15461395
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Dann hau ich dir volles Pfund aufs Maul!

- rUMIA, Touhou Koumajou

>> No.15461830

Oooh she even does the pepe hand gesture while saying it.

>> No.15462389
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"I'm not your mom, kid"
-Byakuren Hijirin

>> No.15462561

del this brother

>> No.15462579
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"This body of mine is but a vessel. I am merely projecting the very definition of beauty itself and that represents me whole."

-Sage of Gensokyo, Yukari Yakumo a.k.a. Ishtar the Goddess of fertility

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"I'm not a pervert"

-Arisu Marugatoroido

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"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE" - Letty Whiterock

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I used to be a vulpix

>> No.15462784
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I want to sexually harass Alice.

>> No.15462832
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"Basking in the sun without a care,
everyone drinking sake...
I'd like to spread this dream."

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"Ich bin der Telephonyoukai,
ich geh' ans Telephon ran,
ich steh' immer parat,
am Telephonapparillo."
- Koishi Schneider

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"Fuck this, imma applaud to you with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice, our fucking righteous fucking NIGGER, Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god." - metal gear rei

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"Please clap." - Cheb!

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"Remember, no Moonspeak."

-Rabbit Rabbit

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"From and unknown land and through distant skies came a seven-tailed warrior. Nothing remained sacred, no one was safe as she uttered its battle cry... Screaming for Chang'e."

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"haha heyy


what if we like...


took over the moon,, or somthin lik that....

would that be -- DOPE or what dude" - junkie

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Fuck is that, a hairstyle?

-Hina the bearded one

>> No.15463600

Look at that bicep flex. Ran-sama's fur must be incredibly prone to knotting and matting.

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>> No.15465708
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-Koishi Komeiji, 2008

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"Nothing personnel, kid" Hakurei Reimu, Shrine Maiden of Paradise

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>> No.15465895
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"Come, all ye youkai scum and Boddhist heretics! Come face thee the one true might of Yamato, and under the Golden Sword's gaze wither and die!"

--Mononononobe no Futo

>> No.15465995
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"I did not have sexual relations with my cat."
- Yakumo Ran

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I've fucked up

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"The tallest trees catch the most wind."

"A moment lasts forever, an eternity passes in an instant. The time we spent here was inevitable."

"As the old monks say, birds and rabbits are the same when skinned and eaten. Remember that."

"People who try to escape from everything are always guilty of something."

"A flawed sphere is worthless. That's because it can't be round forever. However, that flawed sphere will become flawless again if you roll it around a bit."

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"It's treason Chen."

-The Senate

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"Beacause you are a puppet" -Sagune

>> No.15471116

Stupid dumb frogposter

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"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

>> No.15471396

t. kaguya the edge-hog

>> No.15471407

That's an interesting take. The context of the quote, even the quote itself, aren't really what I'd call "edgy". Sounds more like the kind of weary realism that a person thousands of years old would possess.

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Son of a Submariner! They'll pay for this!

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- Judge Ito

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"Time Kompresjion" - Junko

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"Freedom Ain't free. The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barrack HUSSEIN Obama aka "B. O" is not my presidnet. he is islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus." t. Clownpiece

>> No.15475817

Nice boat

>> No.15475842

idiotic frogposter

>> No.15475938
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"My hat!? Where's my hat!? I can't live without my hat!"
-Some Touhou character
Yes, I know who Merry Nightmare is, don't need to correct me.

>> No.15476055

Is that Doremy?

>> No.15476058

They're both baku and rulers of the dream world, so let's just say yes and call it a day.

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Well, you wouldn't know if it's good medicine or not
unless you drank it for yourself.

>> No.15476299

this thread is actually pretty good

keep it up

>> No.15476374

"I've been waiting far too long now....it is your destiny to die by my hands."
- Chen, The Demon Cat Child of Tokyo's Red Light District.

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"In Outer Heaven... Men and youkai become demons."
-Nano Snake

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"Fuck this, imma applaud to you with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my-fucking-self. You fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice, our fucking righteous fucking NIGGER, Mokou, is doing this shit. You fucking nigger! I swear to fucking god.

Yo, everybody type in the chat "Mokou is a stupid nigger". Just type in the chat "Mokou is a stupid nigger". Fuck him, fuck her." - Killer Kaguya

>> No.15477621

haha epic altered statement made by an internet "celebrity" only 12 year olds care about

>> No.15479326

Then how come you know about it, huh?

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"Common sense is irrelevant."
-Dr. Yagokoro Eirin

>> No.15479550

You forgot "Rape Reimu"

>> No.15479730

You're quite angry over a trivial thing.

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"Colorada, te doy media hora para soltarme" - Sakuya Izayoi

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"What's the matter mate? Can't handle the bants?"

>> No.15480771

I wish "banter" was wordfiltered to "cocks"

>> No.15480779

Same, I don't get the britspeak trend.

>> No.15480983

Banter isn't britspeak.
However, "bants" is.

>> No.15481253

List of people who asked you:

>> No.15481391

Holy crud...

>> No.15481503

Do not ever reply to me again unless your post contains something constructive in it.

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The Tengu is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a Tengu and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

-The NEEtori

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>> No.15504970
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"Melding with the Planet... I will cease to exist as I am now... Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every soul." -Kishin Sagume

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Listen to me, all right? Reimu is a hardcore motherfucker, I've told you that before. She did time in Pelican Bay because she turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser back in her Klan days. I mean, the girl will slay you where you fucking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back.
Now, when I asked Reimu to give me his opinion of the President Obama, she said, "Marie, I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a high yellow fuck boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his asshole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Reimu would fucking kill me. I saw it in her eyes.
She even told me as much onetime. My wife Alice, she invited him over for dinner, and she shows up in a Klan coat stained with blood, shit, God knows what else. Alice screams and she sticks her hand up her skirt, kisses her, then pulls out a straight razor and says, "If your old man doesn't win this race war, I'm going to cut your fucking tits off before I even think about wasting the Kikes."
—Marisa Kirisame: recounting the tension between herself and Reimu Hakurei during the religious wars

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A Youkai cannot insult a Miko. Youkai slanders are but badges of honor for Shinto opponents of the Youkai.

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"I'm not economically viable."

>> No.15515571

10/10 fucking ref

>> No.15515628

Haha was this you and a friend? That game is great, shame the sequel is ass.

Shift+del. She never said this.

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- Momiji Inubashiri

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Eirin: Who the hell... puts an emergency shelter... in the middle of a goddamn forest?
Kaguya: Come on, Eirin. Maybe the medicine... maybe it's made of chocolate.

Actual quotes may vary.

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-Keine Kamishirasawa

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"Nigga, fuck yo tea!" -Marisa Kirisame

>> No.15525567

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!

- Mokou

>> No.15525646 [DELETED] 

"Anonymous. 23 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer. No –"

- Hieda no Akyuu

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"Anonymous. 23 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer. No –"

- Hieda no Akyuu

Forgot my pic

>> No.15532138

" Another fifty billion dollars down the drain. "
- Sanae Kochiya

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"Honk. Honk." Chen

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Aaaa, mou Chen kawaii yo Cheeeeen
Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Mou Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aa Chen Ch-Chen-en uu
Mou Kawaii kawaii Chen-en uu
Aaa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa

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But schemes are just schemes.
The people of the moon have made a foolish mistake, as well.

This earth rabbit bears impurity
beyond what is necessary.

Like this, she is powerless against my strength!
Absolutely powerless!

Now, my mortal enemy, Chang'e.
Are you watching?

I'm going to torment this girl
until you come out!

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"Give us our bread and bury our dead
And kneel to the cross on the wall
Whether burnt at the stake or drunk at the wake
Just kneel to the cross on the wall
We've original sin, but we might just get in
If we beg to the cross on the wall
It's love your neighbour and rattle your sabre
But kneel to that cross on the wall"
- Rumia.

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"Byakuren is deified.

The clans tell tales of her. Few know the truth.

She was mortal once, as were we all."

-Ichirin Kumoi, firstborn of her lieutenants

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"I must be some kind of standard: the anonymous gangbanger of the 21st century."


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"However, her contempt for humanity drove her to create me and my sisters.

I am Ichirin, firstborn of her lieutenants. I stood with Byakuren and my sisters at the dawn of Myouren. I have served her a millennium.

Over time we became less human and more...youkai."

>> No.15544808

"Let the fairies hit the floor" - Kirisame Marisa

>> No.15544821

the correct quote is KEINE IS DEIFIED

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"How the fuck do i draw hands???" -ZUN

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"Given the choice whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire, or to challenge the Fates for another throw - a better throw against one's destiny - what was a queen to do?

But does one truly ever have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate... And thus defy the tyrannous stars."

-- Scion of Balance, Remilia Scarlet

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"You cannot destroy me, Yukari. I am the Engine of Life itself. The Wheel must turn... The plague of your kind will be purged from this world.

And on that INEVITABLE day, your wretched, stagnant soul will finally be MINE!"

- Eiki Shiki, the Yama of Xanadu, to Yukari Yakumo

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Mokou is an intelligent scholar!

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"Ahh, Yukari, or some say Yukarin. Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Ran, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy. The grand lake of mud, hidden now, from sight. The cosmos, of course! Let us sit about, and speak feverishly. Chatting into the wee hours of...New ideas, of the higher plane!"

-Patchouli Knowledge, Host of the Nightmare.

>> No.15549864

Bunch of slack-jacked faggots around here!

- Hina

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"Do not talk to me or my doll ever again"
-Medicine Melancholy

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Spare us your pity, lunarian scum. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you?

Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not.

You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.

We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.