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Anonymous Sat Nov 1 05:10:40 2008 No.1541583 [Reply] [Original]

Hi /jp/, I'm a girl and I've seen a lot of threads from some rather sad and depressed anonymous' tonight on here. I think I should give you guys some advice, genuine advice that is (not the pseudo rubbish that some people spout).

Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention as a girl or any girl for that matter you have to shape up. Go to the gym, work out, build up muscle: Girls will instantly notice you.

Secondly, don't really let on that you're into video games or anime, we know there are plenty of socialable, hot guys on campus that are into that kind of thing - but hearing those two words leads a lot of us to believe that you may be *too* into video games and anime for your own good.

Thirdly, develop some confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to chat me up, be confident about it, even be quite brash and somewhat arrogant if you want. We like a man who knows how to take control. What we don't like is shyness or introversion.

And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, don't breach intellectual topics. Talk about things like sports, trying to start a conversation about Plato or Kant just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, loser-ish.

In general /jp/, and I know I'm going to be shitstormed, just act a bit more *normal*.

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>>	Comrade General Sat Nov 1 05:20:30 2008 No.1541621 File: 140 KB, 600x450, 1225516830332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	sage sage Sat Nov 1 05:27:44 2008 No.1541636 File: 24 KB, 450x485, 1225517264568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1541625 M I DOIN IT RITE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 05:31:19 2008 No.1541648 File: 25 KB, 573x550, 1225517479275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1541638 What? People have "the right" to be whatever the they want. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 05:40:43 2008 No.1541702 File: 201 KB, 420x560, 1225518043611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1541669 What of it? You think I give shit about real people? Please. I gave up on them a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 05:46:37 2008 No.1541729 File: 169 KB, 595x398, 1225518397535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1541709 >pretentious >rebel Boy, you sure got me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 05:48:23 2008 No.1541736 File: 100 KB, 767x576, 1225518503944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1541719 And this a good representation of your pathetic attempt at trolling.

Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:03:10 2008 No.1541767
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>>1541748
You only get E for Effort in elementary school. If you don't actually succeed, society considers you to be exactly the same as the guy who sits around and does nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:08:03 2008 No.1541780 File: 271 KB, 800x600, 1225519683147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Godfuckingdammit. It's morning already, I meant to go to sleep. I stayed up all night again, why do I keep doing this.

>>	Swordwind !uKhRGED7tg Sat Nov 1 06:13:28 2008 No.1541595 I already know all that. Surprisingly, it works...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:13:32 2008 No.1541596 >>1541583 >Hi /jp/, I'm a girl I stopped reading there. There are no girls on teh Internets. Fuck off back to /b/ you sad excuse for a troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:15:16 2008 No.1541600 >I've seen a lot of threads What threads? Sage for copypasta troll.

>>	Furukawa Akio !VA0GUP8ZjM Sat Nov 1 06:15:20 2008 No.1541802 File: 17 KB, 244x274, 1225520120104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hi /jp/, I'm a girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:15:40 2008 No.1541602 >>1541596 Take that shitty catchphase back there with him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:15:49 2008 No.1541603 tl;dr chicks dig jocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:15:59 2008 No.1541608 >>1541596 >>1541598 Please use sage correctly here.

Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:16:52 2008 No.1541610

This is all 100% accurate. That being said, it's easy to be an asshole by being overconfident. But don't try to figure out if you are crossing the line, because at that point you won't be confident about your confidence, and then you won't be confident anymore.

Therefore, be an asshole, and the girls will love you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:17:04 2008 No.1541611 >>1541583 And you name is Nokol, right.

>>	Anonymous of College Park,MD Sat Nov 1 06:17:23 2008 No.1541612 >>1541583 I've seen this copypasta before in /a/ a few minutes ago. Sage Oh if you're really are a girl, you know what to do.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Nov 1 06:17:45 2008 No.1541614 Well dearest copipe, I'm a NEET, so I can go to the gym an awful lot. It does build a lot of confidence, and it eliminates the usual depression/sense of worthlessness that accompanies the NEET life. Still, I have no use for a non-weeaboo woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:17:46 2008 No.1541615 Pretending to be a girl again athens?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:21:43 2008 No.1541624 >>1541583 >I'm a girl >if you want to compete for my attention as a girl >compete attention as a girl Wait wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:21:48 2008 No.1541625 >>1541612 >>1541615 >>1541617 >>1541621 Again, stop acting like retard little kids and please use sage correctly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:25:07 2008 No.1541631 pasta?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:26:27 2008 No.1541634 sage for copypasta that doesn't include Ran and Chen in naughty situations

Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:27:04 2008 No.1541638

Even if this is a troll, everything they said is completely right. You can't excuse being being a beta, or an omega male just because "you have a right to be yourself." Being yourself is just an excuse losers and wimps make so they don't have to improve themselves. Being a wimp who can't take control of a relationship can't be excused by "being yourself." You have no right to be weak and pathetic. Man the fuck up, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:27:57 2008 No.1541637 >>1541634 Grow up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:28:15 2008 No.1541875 File: 94 KB, 685x1705, 1225520895128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:28:31 2008 No.1541640 Troll aside, I still think it's funny that this copypasta boils down to: Stop doing things you like just so you can pretend you give a shit about what I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:29:21 2008 No.1541642 >>1541625 There is no proper or improper way to use sage. All it does is not age the thread, nothing more. It is not a statement in anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:30:35 2008 No.1541644 >>1541642 That's the cancer that killed 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:31:58 2008 No.1541652 >>1541642 Proper use of sage - You're comment is off topic, or otherwise not worthy of bumping the thread Improper use of sage - "thread voting". What's going on in this thread. Ignore it and hide the thread, there is no reason to reply to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:33:38 2008 No.1541661 >>1541644 And retards that think it's wrong to be saged untill hell is one step away from original position are the butthurt cancer killing /jp. AKA, Pooshlmers and trolls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:34:51 2008 No.1541669 >>1541648 And I have a right to criticize you for being a weak and pathetic omega male who'll never attract a woman, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:35:26 2008 No.1541674 But I prefer cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:36:12 2008 No.1541680 I'm a girl and I hate men and women. I'm a female House, IOW.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:37:52 2008 No.1541688 >>1541680 >I'm a female House But you died at the end of Season 4.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:42:18 2008 No.1541709 >>1541702 Lol. Typical pretentious wannabe rebel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:42:31 2008 No.1541710 >>1541702 shopped

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:45:01 2008 No.1541722 >>1541709 3/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:45:07 2008 No.1541719 >>1541702 The baby faced adult is an accurate representation of /jp/. A bunch of babies too scared to become real men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:46:11 2008 No.1541723 >>1541719 And fat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:46:25 2008 No.1541727 Trolls trolling trolls or idiots being trolled, you decide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:46:42 2008 No.1541728 >>1541669 ... and I have the right to ignore your advice completely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:50:49 2008 No.1541743 >>1541669 Because I'm sure that you're an alpha male who gets laid every night with a new girl, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:51:21 2008 No.1541745 You're all level 0 trolls. Go level up in WoW and come back when you aren't sucking your mum's teets like a fail little child. I'll be here, putting the TROLL in TROLLing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:52:46 2008 No.1541748 >>1541743 No, but at least I'm trying! That counts for something, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:53:08 2008 No.1541750 >>1541745 ur a faget.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:54:30 2008 No.1541752 >>1541289

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:54:30 2008 No.1541753 AM I IN BEFORE ATHENS I HOPE I AM

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 06:58:27 2008 No.1541759 I like how this person thinks we care

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 07:02:53 2008 No.1541766 ITT a weeaboo trolls another weeaboo to ease his state of depression

Anonymous Sat Nov 1 07:04:21 2008 No.1541770

Guys, sage isn't used for anything on 4chan. Know why? Because too many people don't use it for it to do anything whatsoever. Using it "politely" gains you nothing more than if you'd used it as an act of RAGE. Saging on 4chan is just useless no matter what the purpose, so stop acting like there IS some purpose.

That being said, sage for newfags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 07:07:50 2008 No.1541779 >>1541583 Is it true that girls enjoy big black cocks?

>>	Girl ♥ Boy !aYTRAPA4Oo Sat Nov 1 07:22:12 2008 No.1541840 Not everyone wants your attention, whore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 07:29:15 2008 No.1541881 >>1541840 Maybe you don't, be you're gay so no one cares what you think

Anonymous Sat Nov 1 07:33:56 2008 No.1541898

I think you misunderstand why some of us are depressed.

Tonight was Halloween. Two trick-or-treaters came to my house. Two fucking rick-or-treaters. Five years ago, that would have been a personal insult, an indication that the candy you gave out was shit. But now, because of all the childhood obesity fearmongering bullshit, nobody lets their kids have fun anymore.

So here I am, on my own, with a huge fucking basket of candy that didn't get given out.

Fuck you, society. And you, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 07:39:33 2008 No.1541922 >>1541898 Not everyone makes their kids stay in so they won't get fat. Some people make them stay in because they think everyone they don't know is a pedo. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 1 08:05:54 2008 No.1541984 >>1541922 So I'm a pedo. They don't know that, and I won't touch their kids, so why do they have to worry?

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