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Moth Hugs Edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15403263

x is best girl

>> No.15403266

Soft > All

>> No.15403267

Did we die, either way undeads are cute

>> No.15403268

I want to hug Deruella.

>> No.15403270

Gives new meaning to "X gonna give it to ya"

>> No.15403271

Deruella is olev.

>> No.15403272 [DELETED] 

>Thread is having calm, normal discussion until >>15403235 says to delete the thread
>Thread is deleted immediately afterwards

Well that's not suspicious at all.
When will the moderation learn, delete only shitposting and shitstorms? Why do they insist on doing this anyway?

>> No.15403273
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15403275

Good call, I was almost going to make one.

>> No.15403277

I wonder how Holstaurus milk tastes like.

>> No.15403278
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xth for cheer up less

>> No.15403279


>> No.15403280
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>> No.15403281

But what if I can't get it on my own?

>> No.15403283

How is there still no porn of that alp?

>> No.15403284

What would you think of a type of slime that behaves in a way which causes it to frequently be mistaken for ghosts, evil spirits, nature spirits, demons, and occasionally angels?

>> No.15403287

spooky slime

>> No.15403289

I do wonder the same

>> No.15403291


>> No.15403294

Nigga just drew something on /v/, never thought I'd see the day.
He's still a faggot.

>> No.15403295

>x edition

>> No.15403296
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Reminder that even Ushis need love

>> No.15403297 [DELETED] 

I think this was already a thing in the last thread.
Too bad the thread was needlessly deleted, but it's basically the Poltergeist post, if you remember that.

>> No.15403303

Yeah, I noticed that too. I really hope that it's not because a certain someone is forcefully posting threads. I doubt it, but jeez, this is a low point either way. What's wrong with you, OP?

>> No.15403304

I want my OL boss to be a ______

>> No.15403305


>> No.15403306 [DELETED] 

Hey, did that poltergeist guy just get deleted?

>> No.15403307

When will we see an Ushi with massive stonking titties? They are part bovine after all.

>> No.15403309

He's trying to get over grief he said last thread in the /v/ drawthread

>> No.15403310 [DELETED] 

What are you talking about?

>> No.15403311 [SPOILER] 
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Your imouto has brought you something anon.

>> No.15403313
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>tfw blew your chances with the anubis class rep and now you're the laughing stock of the rest of the delinquents
at least the Nerdwan still gives me her homework

>> No.15403314
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>tfw a monster girl will never go berserk in order to protect your smile

>> No.15403315

Add to this list being mistaken for Aliens, conspiracy theories, Tulpas and Succubus and you would have the perfect spooky waifu.

>> No.15403316 [DELETED] 

My post isn't showing up for whatever reason, but look here >>15392929, or use Warosu or whatever, and you'll see a similar concept.

No idea. Thread didn't update when I posted it, so I updated a minute later and it just wasn't there. I know my internet connection is bad, but I doubt it'd stop posts from being made.

>> No.15403317

I'm gonna go fishing and put a wurm on my hook and see what I catch

>> No.15403318

Perfect for cuddlerape.

>> No.15403320 [DELETED] 

He mentioned that he'd posted about a Poltergeist girl last thread, made a minor complaint about the thread being deleted or something like that and then a couple posts later he was gone.

>> No.15403321

I find it highly comical either way.

>> No.15403322

>You'll never go berserk in order to protect your monster girl from the order

>> No.15403324

Christmas Cake Troll.

>> No.15403326


>> No.15403327

Musclegirl Hellhound when?

>> No.15403328

I want an ushi to cuddle rape me.Actually i just want any mg to cuddle rape me.

>> No.15403329

I'm gonna go live in a Wurm's cave

>> No.15403333

I'm gonna go live in a urm's bosom!

>> No.15403334

>Bullying .Less
When was this a thing?

>> No.15403336 [DELETED] 

Aren't all hellhounds kind of musclegirls? I mean, they're pretty strong by their presentation, and KC's art isn't the best for showing off muscles and all that, but you can imply that they're at the very least incredibly toned and fit. Well, with the exception of nerdhounds, of course.

So the post was made? Phew, thought I was just going crazy.
I guess the Janitor REALLY doesn't like people calling out their bad decisions or something.

Is an urm like a slightly wider urn?

>> No.15403339

W-what the hell even is it? Why does she look so angry?

>> No.15403340

.less was, and still is bullied because he's a faggot.

>> No.15403341

What's every ones opinion about ManyEyedHydra?

>> No.15403342
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Soft, sleepy cuddle rape

>> No.15403345

He'd be good if he wasn't so fixated on snuff shit.

>> No.15403346 [DELETED] 

>with the exception of nerdhounds
Hey, brains are way more important to them than brawn!

>> No.15403347 [DELETED] 

>Aren't all hellhounds kind of musclegirls?
The profile Hellhound only represents an average member of the species, so muscle Hellhounds aren't out of the question.

>> No.15403348

I like the idea of his alternate universe where scary sex things live, and I'm fine with his fatal ends, but I hate how he goes about them, and how they always invovle horrible draining pain and stuff.
But he's a good writer, besides a few bad habits.

>> No.15403349
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Gonna pull a dragon's hoard out of her ear with a magic trick!

>> No.15403351

>draws a Senran as a monstergirl
>doesn't make her thick
Really droppin' the ball.

>> No.15403355

Not into snuff.

>> No.15403358
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>"Jesus dad, I'm not a racist, I'm a Monster Nationalist. It just so happens that humans are inferior and should keep out of our affairs. There's plenty of infographics proving me right on the internet."

>> No.15403361

>That moment when you say you want to performa magic trick to a Dragon
>Saying you want to pull her hoard ot of her ear
>yfw you pull a miserly cent
>Not even a gold coin
>She just assumes fetal position on the spot and starts weeping uncontrollably
What do?

>> No.15403364

I think a certain young lady is asking for a spanking.

>> No.15403365

I didn't teach my daughter to be a racist, no Internet for you

>> No.15403367

Ask her to join you as your assistant.
Promise to help her amass a horde that would make Tiamat envious.

>> No.15403368
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>Doesn't even post the correct nationalist

>> No.15403369

>My daughter took my nationalist rants to heart
I'm damn proud. I hope she has a poster of Pink Floyd's The Wall hanging in her room.

>> No.15403370

I always wondered what Kiki legs looked like.

>> No.15403372

Give her some pocket money. Hopefully she can build something from there.

>> No.15403373

Well I mean she's not wrong. Monster Girls have superior strength, abilities, and so on. Human Men are just so average.

I side with Druella and believe we should peacefully submit to being ruled over by Monster Girls, they know what's best.

>> No.15403374

If humans are so inferior, then you are perfectly capable of living without a father.
Interpret that as you will.

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>> No.15403378

I want to tell my 3 meter tall muscle Oni daughteru to come over here because she took my car and went out with her friends without asking me!
I want her to turn into a crying, bawling mess as I give her a spanking while her mother watches, until my waifu tells me that she's had enough and I order her to go to her room, which she does only after I tell her to give me a hug and I tell her that I love her!

>> No.15403379

He might be a faggot, but he is our faggot.

>> No.15403380

What the fuck is that silhouette even?

>> No.15403382

>I want to tell my 3 meter tall muscle Oni daughteru to come over here because she took my car and went out with her friends without asking me!

Wait how does she fit in your car?

>> No.15403384

Sure thing, kid. Now stop being tsundere with the neighbor's son.

>> No.15403385

>3 meter tall
Too big.

>> No.15403386

Not entirely true. I'm not entirely sure the Demon Lord's army has the best grasp of tactics due to their naturally superior abilities. I'm of the belief that they just charge in tits first and pray for the best.
The Demon Lord's army needs tacticians, medics, and people helping feed the soldiers. In that right, human men are just as valuable as any monstergirl soldier.
I dream of a world where monstergirls and men stand as equals, united against those who would oppress.

>> No.15403389

I had to get a large car to accommodate my daughteru's soccer team.

>> No.15403392

What, for telling the truth?

But it's the only place not completely controlled by the Human and Tanuki media!

Good for you for suppurating her viewpoints.

Men just need to be shown their place so everyone is happy.

>> No.15403393

>Not even recognizing your new overlords
Good boyim.

>> No.15403395
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>If humans are so inferior, then you are perfectly capable of living without a father.
That's a silly line of thinking. Dogs are inferior too, but that doesn't mean Monster Girls hate them. They just recognize their natural superiority. Imagine how much better our world would be if we let Monster Girls rule over us. Just like the Demon Lord intended.

>> No.15403403

So literally the Demon entry?

>> No.15403404

I want to have a pair of Oni daughterus who grows up into 7 foot tall delinquents who are respected by powerful monstergirls throughout their school.
I want to be away often due to work.
I want the two terrifying delinquents who are my children to notice I'm home for the first time in month and immediately act like the sweet girls I know they are when they charge me to sweep me up in a big hug.
I want their fellow delinquents to be dumbfounded that their tough and vicious sisters in delinquency are so loving with a 5' 9" human.
I want some random non-affiliated delinquent to try and attack me the next day because she thinks I'm just some weak human.
I want to knock her out with a stiff punch to the face because I married an Oni damn it, I had to get tough living with her.

>> No.15403405

But you are wrong, mysterious hooded person, someone being physically stronger than you doesn't mean they are superior.

>> No.15403406

Now you get it Anon!

>> No.15403408

That's not what you were saying while masturbating to the neighbor boy last night.

>> No.15403409

I love how even /v/ is calling him mildly retarded.

>> No.15403410

Momentary lapse of judgment.

>> No.15403411


>> No.15403414

>What, for telling the truth?
I didn't raise you to spew bigotry young lady. Humans and Monsters are equals despite our physical strength gap.
Besides, Hellhound or no, your mother sure didn't mind me taking the lead when you were conceived.
Even dressed up in a little leather number and asked me to "punish her".

>> No.15403417

That guy is from here.

>> No.15403421

Try twice a day average.

>> No.15403424

Oh. Well, I love how .less is being called mildly retarded on boards besides this one, then.
The Senran Raiju was nice though. More Raiju art, always a good thing.

>> No.15403425

Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?

Occasional lapse of judgement.

>> No.15403429


>mankoto still best girl but iori is alright

He has good taste

>> No.15403440

A city is not a country. It's hardly fair to compare the two.
Besides, MGC's economy is built off the backs of slave trading and young men forced into prostitution.
I know that all too well. If it weren't for your mother...

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>Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?

Because the monsters are not sending us their best, they're sending us rapists.

>> No.15403446

Of course. But Monster Girls are also superior in intelligence, magic, creating a utopian society, philosophy, spirituality, and more.

Also they're cuter.

>> No.15403447 [DELETED] 

> "And now i'll pull your most prized possession out of your ear!!!
> "if you put you penis in my ear again, you will be in trouble, and not the good kind"
removes hands from pants
>Owing to techinical defficulties the magic show is on hold.

>> No.15403448
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>"Wake up already Anon, we have a busy day ahead of us."
>"Jeez, you've gotta be the laziest farmhand I know."

>> No.15403451

>Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?
You fail to mention how people conveniently avoid talking about how nothing gets done due to everyone having sex.

It is explained that somehow they all find time to do their duties despite all the lewdness going around, they just focus on the good aspects like an almost 100% happiness rate, but conveniently forget the cost of such happiness, the most basic of propaganda maneuvers.

>> No.15403452

But they can't be as curious, defiant against positions of authority, or as good at war as humans. Checkmate.

>> No.15403455
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OniTengu draws the best tits.

>> No.15403457

Most of those boys joined the sex trade willingly because it's a growing field and pays them for doing what comes naturally. You don't seriously believe in that propaganda do you? There's also plenty of other fields like technology and medicine.

Simple. Monsters get more work done so they have more free time.

>> No.15403460
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This Druella girl sounds scary..

>> No.15403461
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His girls are very protective.

>> No.15403465

Yeah that is why you need to watch out

>> No.15403470

>RP shit
Fucking stop

> removes hands from pants
gb2/wiki faggots, this is literally *actions* without the asterixes.

>> No.15403472

She's the absolute worst.
I'd rather run straight at a sexually repressed Ushi-Oni during a full moon.

>> No.15403473

Work how? Monsters would actually be the least realiable workforce in such a situation, all with having that "itch" they need to scratch regularly, would be like hiring people with strong addictions.

>> No.15403474

Word goes around that she is a crack dealer

>> No.15403475

The fuck are you doing?

Between this and the "edition" OP, it's shameful to see what's happened to this thread.

>> No.15403476


>> No.15403477

It's just a toy. And she wants you to play with her, because she's hungry for your attention.

>> No.15403478

It's more like technically no work is required at all for survival since a quickie will get you through the day.

What this doesn't account for is the children who need real food and the laws and the infrastructure maintenance.

>> No.15403480

Take a hike faggot.

>> No.15403488 [DELETED] 

I wonder who's behind the editionfaggotry in OP, the previous thread was deleted shortly after Mr. "Make a new thread" appeared and was ignored.

>> No.15403489

They could easily do more work then humans with their superior abilities before heading home to have round or two with their husband.

>> No.15403493

She's a bit scary, but really cute too.

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will the faggotry ever cease

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>> No.15403505

Do you even realize that there are tons of daily needs in a society beyond food/health?

People need clothes, they need tools, they need furniture, the very infrastructure maintenance you talk about probably need paper, wood and that kind of thing.

Not only talking about raw materials but also the processed stuff and a skilled person to do them, that would be the kind of stuff a demon realm would be lacking due to everyone being busy on sex.

>inb4 muh magic and the ever-powerful mamono mana should be able to take care of that.
Yeah right.

>> No.15403508

I-I like your eyes!

>> No.15403510

I think I speak for everyone when I say Druella is a hero to us all

>> No.15403516

Here's the full description:

Poltergeists are slimes with the abilities of an esper, and are produced by the union between a human male and the spirit half of an esper. Poltergeists feed on excitement and spend most of their lives moving from event to event, sometimes intervening if it can easily be made more "interesting". Their psychic nature can allow them to arrive at the scene of an event before it even begins, and an individual poltergeist's affinity for this ability determines how quickly it feeds and grows in its "wandering" phase.

Once a poltergeist has grown to a certain point, it enters the "haunting" phase. It selects a location and begins diffusing its body into the environment, amplifying its abilities within that area and gaining finer control over the material. The poltergeist then exercises its new strength in order to alter its territory to be more conductive to "excitement". What this means exactly varies tremendously and depends on what kind of area they chose. Regardless of what takes place, the transition of a poltergeist from the "wandering" phase to the "haunting" phase is always followed by a wave of new rumors. Poltergeists are mistaken for ghosts, evil spirits, nature spirits, demons, angels, and on at least one occasion a god. Their propensity to stay out of sight when possible, combined with their wide scope of actions causes confusion and gossiping wherever they go, much to their own benefit.

>> No.15403517

Can you back your notions with evidence, studies and statistics? If so, good on you. Fight the good fight.

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Yeah. Unfortunately, I wouldn't comment too much on it if I were you.
I got a temporary block for the deleted hellhound post because of another offhand remark, and we both know who gives those out.

All I'll say is, the feedback system exists for this reason. If enough of us use it, highlighting any "rogue actions", then people will be bound to pay attention.

Either way, I'm sure this post won't remain up either. Nice posting while I can/could. Have one of my favourite wolfgirl pictures, just to keep on topic. I can't get over how great the idea of the leash being pulled up into her is.

>> No.15403528

Are you going to make a Pastebin where all these ideas are compiled?

>> No.15403534 [DELETED] 

>Leash bullying
Don't fucking tease me, Anon, i have enough with my Kobold fantasies.

>> No.15403535

I wasn't the guy arguing with you anon. You just responded to someone who agrees with you completely. I even said that all it does is account for survival of adults on a very base level and nothing else.

Logically what they probably do is keep supplied by loot from places they conquer (what with 10/11 people on their world being bone stock humans) and pick up and move once whatever demon realm starts falling apart right about when the children first born there will be needing to go in search of husbands.

The real interesting thing then becomes, how are the truly longstanding demonic civilizations such as Demon Realm Prime and the Undead realms able to keep from falling into ruin? Do the wights have armies of thrall painters and carpenters? Do liches raise skeleton armies to reroof the castle?

But honestly, if you go by what KC says, none of their civilization works at all.

>> No.15403538 [DELETED] 

KDF? If that's you, you should do a leash bondage story. Creative uses of something like that for any canine monstergirl is great. Using it to control her body, and letting it rub between her breasts and even between her labia... Think about it.

>> No.15403542

She's got real cute eyes.
Are you sure she's not Deruella? Because I really want to tell Deruella how much I love her.

>> No.15403549

How organized would the husbando gathering process be in the demon realm cities? Do the girls all enjoy the thrill of getting them themselves, or are there monsters who are willing to buy their husbands because they don't want to get their hands dirty?

>> No.15403556

I want to give that nice Raiju Chancellor emergency powers so she can control the courts and senate!

>> No.15403563

I heard that this really cool girl called Deruella is in town! She seems really nice, we should find her! I bet you two would get along, she's really cool and everyone likes her!

>> No.15403566

>I hope she has a poster of Pink Floyd's The Wall hanging in her room.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're making fun of her.

>> No.15403568

Is it Druella or Deruella?

>> No.15403571

Either or. At this point they're pretty much interchangeable.

>> No.15403572

I heard that she has an eight-pack.

>> No.15403573

The former.

>> No.15403574

Druella. Because it's like Cruella, and "Deruella" sounds like a Japan-ism.

>> No.15403576

Oops, forgot something:

Poltergeists do not normally reproduce. All of their excess energy is used to expand and strengthen their territory. However, if a poltergeist is enraptured by the feeling's in a man's heart, and it is his desire to have a family, a poltergeist can alter its own nature to have children. The children will not be poltergeists though, they will instead be espers. Unlike other slimes, poltergeists become pregnant like human women and stay in a fixed form until they give birth. It is thought that they possess the spirit of an esper, but their body dictates their personality until the touch of a man imparts humanity on them.

>> No.15403577


This is the original and oldest. I think the new translation team changed it to Druella sometime around the Demon profile.

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>> No.15403582

I heard that she sharpens her knives every night while she hums an old slavic children song.

>> No.15403585

She's got six fingers on her left hand.

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Desert Foxes!

>> No.15403591

Her left eyes is mechanical.

>> No.15403595

It was only raiju, no senran.

>> No.15403597

Why does the desert make everything so much better? Anubi, pharaohs, desert tanukis, the sand witches in CoC, apophi as desert snakes, and now even desert foxes.

>> No.15403598

She only drinks Fosters.

>> No.15403599

i want less to draw a maid lizardgirl or sahuagin with maid swimsuit

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Writing only good things in your diary makes it look like everyday was a good day!

>> No.15403603

It was meant to be a senran, but yeah, it doesn't look much like her. Too lewd, and with no clothing, there's no way to make the raiju look like a completely generic anime character.

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What a titcow.
I fucking love shortstacked brown desert monstergirls.

>> No.15403610

>writing only good things that happened

>Day 1
>Day 2
>Day 3
>Day 4

>> No.15403614

>Spicy mayo
What a goddamn bad taste.

>> No.15403616

Its very easy, actually.

>> No.15403620

What if Kiki and Shog road trip movie, would it make it at the box office

>> No.15403624

It would just be half an hour of bare knuckle fighting in the Walgreens parking lot.

>> No.15403627
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Do you think monster girls have rape fantasies? How looked down upon would they be if say a Mouse Girl wanted to be lured by cheese and trapped by a big muscular man that uses her body and then leaves her battered and alone?

>> No.15403635

Mermaid girls who run into fishing nets on purpose.
They bemoan their situation when pulled up and "beg not to" be raped.

>> No.15403636

Reverse-rape tactics aren't too uncommon among monstergirls, so I doubt it'd be very looked down upon.

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>All this Druella talk
>Still have floating in my head a story idea back since that one anon slapped a greentext
>A greentext about every top general, advisor, and other assorted members of the Demon Lord's inner circle gathered to meet the boyfriend Druella got
>All expecting the most decadent and degenerate things, only to see olev Druella going lovey dovey jumping into the arms of his boyfriend
>Been thinking to the point I've been sitting on two ideas, going with that or going with Druella actively attempting to not get caught much to the suspicion of everyone else
>And I'll probably never write it

>> No.15403641

It doesn't have to be a fight maybe they got left behind when their masters moved and now they took a car and are making it across the country while learning to get along

>> No.15403643

I just want Thread Druella and KC Druella to meet and argue

>> No.15403644

Do the first one.

>> No.15403645

>his boyfriend
Why do you people keep on doing this.

>> No.15403657


Owls are the best for kissing during doggystyle.

>> No.15403663

Oh hey, I wrote that greentext.
Go with the first one.

>> No.15403668

I've a fear boner and a regular boner simultaneously.

>> No.15403669

what do you mean

>> No.15403673

He's getting irritated by a typo.
Something I can empathize with.

>> No.15403676

Jesus fucking christ I just noticed the fuckery I made

I'm falling asleep here man

>> No.15403678

KC Druella would win every argument

Humans are for corrupting, that's a fact

>> No.15403681


Dammit making me think of Demon Lord with a man voice. Now I'm imagining them as Dr. Girlfriend and the Monarch... actually pretty accurate. Business at the guild/ doting on the husband at home.

>> No.15403684

Would monster girls be snobs about being purebred monster girls as opposed to corrupted/transformed into one?

>> No.15403687

If the first Blade movie taught me anything besides "Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill", then yes, they would.

>> No.15403689

I'm gonna have to dispute you on that one. While the Demon Lord having the most boner inducing body is pretty much a fact, I like to think she has a very high pitched and sweet sounding voice.
Everyone expects a low voiced seductress and instead gets a girl who sounds like the protagonist of a magical girl anime who also happens to be one of the dirtiest talkers in the world.

>> No.15403691

>ice-skate uphill
How the fuck does ice freeze in a hill? Pretty sure water flattens out.

>> No.15403698

Do you live in the tropics or something?

>> No.15403702

KC druella shill go away

>> No.15403704
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Why aren't there more Monster Girls in tight bodysuits?

Why isn't there a harpy Flying Into Free?

Why isn't there a a tall thick Amazon with wild super long orange hair trying to rape a boy in green?

And I need photos, photos of spidergirl!

>> No.15403709

Arachne dressed as Widowmaker plz

>> No.15403710

>Why isn't there a a tall thick Amazon with wild super long orange hair trying to rape a boy in green?

Took me a second to place that one. Superior tastes all around.

>> No.15403716

>You're in school
>You hear some boys loudly discussing something
>"It's totally true. We've already done it three times and it always works. Go to the graveyard after sunset and don't bring too many people or too many lights."
>"Is this some kind of trick?"
>The boy was slapped on the back of the head by one of the others after saying this
>"Pffft, do you think we'd try to pull something on you that you could get out of by just saying 'no'?"
>"Ow. Well I wouldn't put it past a bunch of knuckleheads like you."
>That provoked another slap.
>"Alright braniac, how's this: just pick a random day without telling us and go there. It can be a day from now or a month from now, whatever. We couldn't possibly camp out there at every single night for a month now could we?"
>"Hmm, you've convinced me. You seem like you're all trying so hard to win me over with this."
>A hand was once again raised ready to strike, but it was stopped by another boy.
>"Two is the daily limit."
>There was a brief pause before the group burst into laughter and dispersed.
>Curiosity got the better of you and you decided to go there later that night.
>It appeared nobody else was coming.
>A few steps past the entrance of the graveyard, you began having doubts.
>Then a large pebble lightly hits your chest.
>You look down and reach to pick it up.
>As soon as you touch it, you hear a very young female voice coming from nowhere
>"Tag. You're it."
>And then I realized that this will likely be too long for a greentext story.

>> No.15403718

Nobody likes a lonely only!

>> No.15403725

what a nice graveyard

>> No.15403726

Chubby wubby jinko cub!

>> No.15403728

Is it rude to ask an undead how they died?

>> No.15403729

What happened to .less?

>> No.15403731

He got drunk and somehow accidentally deleted his entire Tumblr account.

>> No.15403732

Yes, please inform me of the yuki-ona domain.

>> No.15403733

He got his shit fucked up


>> No.15403734

...How does one do that?

>> No.15403735
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Allured's a cute girl!

>> No.15403738

Aww shit.

>> No.15403740

Probably depends on how old they are. If they died last week, it's probably not the best idea. If they've been a zombie for a while, they probably don't care. Hell, if they're old enough they probably don't even remember.

>> No.15403741

By being drunk, mildly(?) retarded and .less.

>> No.15403744

I just want to know the process that lead to that decision.

>> No.15403745 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.15403748

WakeRat trying to sleep VS Dormouse trying to stay awake who get's more time in

>> No.15403750

He tried to delete a secondary account. but failed.

>> No.15403753

He made the decision to delete something else, but completely messed up and blitzed his entire account.

>> No.15403755

Well, at least he has the pictures backed up.

>> No.15403756

I seem to be in the wrong castle

>> No.15403768

Musclemouto or chubby imotou?
Which would you rather have?

>> No.15403769
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>Why aren't there more Monster Girls in tight bodysuits?
I ask this question every single day.

>> No.15403770


>> No.15403773

I already have a pastebin that I use for my other fetishy writing. I could put these ideas on a paste in there.


>> No.15403776

We'll give you both then.
That equals out, right?

>> No.15403777

Between the two, chubby imotou.

>> No.15403781

Chubby nee-san

>> No.15403783

That isn't on the sheet anon.
Give a correct answer before I'm forced to break out the big guns.

>> No.15403784

I am not sure that works, would have to divert time for both

>> No.15403786


>> No.15403789

You asked for average, you got average.

Just for that I'm giving you a strongfat older sister that has no chest and an overly large rear.

>> No.15403790

>Just for that I'm giving you a strongfat older sister that has no chest and an overly large rear.
Jokes on you she's perfect for me

>> No.15403793

Jokes on you She's a stage two alp.

>> No.15403794

But I cant be with both because they have conflicting opinion on fun and if I go with one the other will cry

>> No.15403797

Jokes on you, that just means she's only a few dickings away from becoming a Stage 3 and gaining Breasts

>> No.15403798

Jokes on you, you were actually posting on /lgbt/ all along.

>> No.15403799

OR you can bring the other with you.

You just had to pick an imotou anon, you just had to pick a damn imotou.

You wish.

>> No.15403801

You realize that Stage 3 just means "Locked In", and doesn't necessarily mean big tits, yeah?

>> No.15403805

>still no space opera
Come on guys.

>> No.15403809

Give me like five more months and I'll give you something. Even though I am like the Team Ico of writefags.

>> No.15403811

But the chubby wants to be lazy and the muscle wants to be active

>> No.15403813

Too bad.
It's time to bond.

>> No.15403814

Actually, nevermind. Team Ico actually puts out good stuff.
I'm more like the Gearbox of writefaggotry.

>> No.15403816

So you've made two beloved things two generations ago?

>> No.15403825

More like one good thing two years ago, and nothing else of note.

>> No.15403829

Where did it go wrong? The first two Borderlands games were great. Then Duke Nukem Forever happened. And then the Pre-sequel. And then Colonial Marines...

>> No.15403831

Well I'm like Ubisoft or EA, I make mediocre shit all the time, people hate me and yet they keep reading.

>> No.15403834

>Meme-tier trash
Kill yourself.
Or write something that won't suffer for it. Like Cheshire.

The problem is that Borderlands was all they gave a shit about, so they funneled funding and resources from those other projects into them.

>> No.15403841
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>The first two Borderlands games were great
>Borderlands 2 was great

>> No.15403844

Best monster is that picture

>> No.15403849

The last thing I put out was something short about loli anubis cumflation, I think. Some people liked it, but I guess it's kind of a divisive thing.

>> No.15403850
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Saw new promo art for Samurai Jack. Dude's got a beard now.

>> No.15403856

Not too surprising. His father had a beard, and there's several episodes where he grows one.

>> No.15403860

Dude's covered in blood too.

>> No.15403871


>> No.15403874

More trite than anything. Maybe write something with a girl that isn't just a combination of two of the most overused concepts here. What's next? A super original piece on a chubby Cheshire?

>> No.15403875

What would your not!Egypt daughteru think if you showed her Gods of Egypt?

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>> No.15403877

She would tell everyone at school that she was adopted from there on out.

>> No.15403879

I haven't seen it. On a scale of 0 to 10, how bad is it? Negatives are allowed.

>> No.15403881

>Not Raw

>> No.15403884

Either works really.

>> No.15403888

Well, she'd be shaking and burying her face into my shirt in fear so my guess would be that she didn't like it.
I'll get her some new silk bandages on the way home.

>> No.15403889
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ho ho, it's hobocheshire

>> No.15403891

Why do we have so much art of such a bad character?
Why can't we have more art of a nice, likable character? Like Stella?

>> No.15403894

>"It's terrible right?"
>"Glad we agree on this."

>> No.15403897

Maybe she will get 'night of the meek' and become santa

>> No.15403898

I wanna know how she got those scars.

>> No.15403899
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Because .less is a crazzy mother fucker

>> No.15403900
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good end inc

>> No.15403901

Twilight Zone please go, we only watch The Scary Door here.

>> No.15403902
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But I actually liked the original story version of her.
It was all the shit slut and yandere art that made her bad.

>> No.15403903

Art is oh draw for bad stories.

>> No.15403904

I just watched it, giving it a solid 1/10 based solely on the fact that it was nice to look at.

>> No.15403906
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>tfw you realize Bob wrote the first mechanic Anubis girl

>> No.15403907

>Mako is dead

oh god I can't watch this

>> No.15403909

>Nice to look at
What movie were you watching? That whole train-wreck was a CGI nightmare.

>> No.15403912

Anubis sucks, let's make Cyclops our go to wrench wenches!

>> No.15403913
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How are you guys doing tonight?

I'm trying to not let this slip into wip purgatory o7

>> No.15403915

I mean, I was watching it through my tiny computer screen so I didn't really catch anything too bad, other that the retarded size differences.

>> No.15403916
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>> No.15403917

Please no they're lovely and the Troll is still mine.

>> No.15403919

The CGI looks horrible even on the big screen, and literally everything was CGI.

>> No.15403920

I would 100% let those girls run a pussy train on me. I wouldn't complain. I'd even cuddle them afterwards and make breakfast the next morning.

>> No.15403921

we need eralia art

>> No.15403928

Does anyone know of a good artist who would be fine with me commissioning lewd lolis?

>> No.15403930

Persistent. I'm sure she likes that o7


>> No.15403935
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If we just crawl all slow-like, the Sandworms won't notice us!

>> No.15403939

No you fool, you must crawl without rhythm! Shai Hulud!

>> No.15403940

You're a corpse in the hot desert sun, they can smell you for miles dummy.

>> No.15403945

I bet she smells horrible, especially after rotting in the sun

>> No.15403951

Your best bet would be to ask your favorite drawfags. They might say no, but more than likely they're just avoiding loli drawings because of possible legal ramifications, rather than any moralfag reasons.

Also if you're just looking to add to your own private collection rather than share it online, I'm sure they'd be more receptive to your ideas as well.

Good luck anon.

>> No.15403957
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It's raining today. It's fucking pouring today. Can't go outside at all, umbrellas are useless in this weather. It's been going on since last night, and it won't end today, either.
On rainy days like this, we must swap stories. Anyone writing anything? Anyone got any ideas they want written?

>> No.15403960

why are zombies such dummies, I'm gonna bully them and make fun of them for being so dumb after they Wight

>> No.15403964

I have a fun lich idea I'd like totake a crack at, unfortunately my backlog is long and I'm slow as hell.

>> No.15403966

Thanks for the tips anon. I probably would want to share with the thread though.

>> No.15403968
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>> No.15403970

You try being smart when you ain't got no braaaaiiiins.

>> No.15403973

>It's raining today. It's fucking pouring today. Can't go outside at all, umbrellas are useless in this weather. It's been going on since last night, and it won't end today, either.
Sounds like perfect weather for cuddling up in a blanket cocoon with the waifu and watching movies together.

Anon, that's asking for a Wight to sit on your face until you apologize.

>> No.15403982

I'd appreciate something short and cute about an onryo to keep me going.

>> No.15403984

>no girl will ever be this happy to be your onee-chan

>> No.15403985

Not writing anything at the moment, just planning out ideas for my next story/chapter/thing. It's taking awhile and I'm lazy.

>> No.15403987

>Wight to sit on your face until you apologize.
Not even a fat wight butt or her puffy vulva will make me apologize!

But not all zombies lost their brain! They're all airheaded dummies!

>> No.15403988

What exactly are your ideas though?

>> No.15403994

Kobold daughteru stuff. Maybe her and my waifu in matching latex bodysuits.

>> No.15404004

I want a zombie childhood friend

>> No.15404015

I want a kiki to take care of the house while I'm off to war!

I want her to be named Katyusha!

>> No.15404026

What kinds of childhood friend things would you do with your zombie childhood friend?

>> No.15404029
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>> No.15404031

Talk about that time I killed her by accident and ask her if she's still mad at me for not reading the instruction manual.

>> No.15404047

Hi Auntie, you lost?

>> No.15404063

Cyclopses forge the parts, and anubi make stuff out of them.

>> No.15404068
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Aww, I liked her long hair.

>> No.15404076

I freaking love this design but cannot get into the game.

>> No.15404078
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>> No.15404080

Hang out and watch tv or watch movies while in a comfy blanket so she is warm

>> No.15404082

Faustsketcher and Norasuko both do loli art.
You can also take a look at some of the artists on Sinnergate if you want.

>> No.15404089

Impure thoughts!

>> No.15404094
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Does this Dragon maid wish to be ravished by her master? Because I'd happily fulfill her fantasy.

>> No.15404095

That's really cute looking on her, you don't often get to see monster girls in more causal clothing which is a shame as it often makes them more appealing/attractive. That outfit makes her not only adorable but also like she just came over to visit me to hang out and play video games with. Also her haircut is lovely and I just want to sit her in my lap to massage her scalp as we watch movies together.

>> No.15404097

What a bold ryu-jin!

>> No.15404109

Sounds like something I can do, but I'm pretty occupied right now and I won't expect to do anymore commissions until next month, unfortunately.

>> No.15404112

Yes, I have a lot of sifting to do.

>> No.15404120

Who are you? I don't mind waiting at all, I still need some time to flesh out my ideas first.

>> No.15404129
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Nopperabo are olev

>> No.15404131

she's got no face so she can't eat!

>> No.15404139

just call me albumfag


>> No.15404149

Oh hey, it's you! Do you have a place with commission info? I'll definitely keep you in mind.

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>> No.15404175

Thanks mate, I'll contact you when I know more!

>> No.15404178


>> No.15404196

Are there any stories where some who has Ophidiophobia or Ahrachnophobia gets raped by lamia or arcane or a MG based around whatever fear the protagonist has?

>> No.15404209
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you mean gently loved and cuddled until he's no longer afraid, right?

>> No.15404212

I can write one right now, if you like.
>Anon was scared of spiders.
>A half spider was in love with anon
>A half spider asked anon out
>Anon ran away, but wasn't watching where he was going
>Anon ran into another half spider
>She said ufufu
>Anon fainted
>When he came to he was in a huge web with two snoozing spiders sticky with cum
>The end

>> No.15404215

Oi you 'avin' a giggle there mate? I'll club you, swear on me mum!

>> No.15404218

Pa, grab muh stompin' boots, them thar arachneeds is gettin' uppity again!

>> No.15404224

Funny ol' world innit? Bloody bonkers wiff 'em spiders 'n shit, you'd think them got millennium hand and shrimp buggerit.

>> No.15404229

Do you want the sequel?
>Anon was scared in the web
>But then the two spiders woke up
>The bigger one pulled his head into her chest, and her soft chest and steady heartbeat soothed him
>The smaller one rested her head on anon's chest and listened to his heartbeat slowly calm down
>Then anon was happy
>Then anon got a boner
>Then the spiders were happy
>The end

>> No.15404241

Now do snek.

>> No.15404252

>Anon was walking in the woods and enjoying himself, not thinkign at all about how scary sneks are
>Anon didn't see the delinquent snek girl laying in some leaves
>She was hung over because she got drunk
>Unwitting anon stepped on her tail and tripped
>Delinquent snek woke up and moved before her mind could catch up to her
>By the time she could process things, Anon was coiled up and she was biting him
>The snek was angry
>Anon was scared and fainted
>Then the snek felt something hot and hard poking at her coils
>The adrenaline left the snake and arousal filled the void
>The snek moved anon around like a hard rag dol
>And then the snake was happy
>The end

>> No.15404257

Oi, oi, that's no ending at all, keep going.

>> No.15404260

Subscribe to my patreon

>> No.15404262
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Write more snek or the Elf gets it!

>> No.15404266

That's no elf!
It's a dorf!
One gold bar for the dwarf.

>> No.15404270

Lolis arent even human

>> No.15404271


>> No.15404272

>Putting your elves in a cage
Anon, that's cruel. Elves are used to roaming the open woods, they should be displayed on stages with their legs spread by iron bars. Or using a stockade at the very least.

>> No.15404277

The dwarf is mine!
Now to put her in a frilly dress and give her delicious cakes.

Gonna pamper the dwarf.

>> No.15404284
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That's kinda the point

>> No.15404304

doesn't make it any less degenerate

>> No.15404307
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Vulcans are hot

>> No.15404348

>As a young boy, Anon's parents tragically died in a car accident
>His only remaining family was an older cousin, his late father's niece
>She was much older than he was, in her early 20's, and she agreed to take Anon in
>Unfortunately (for Anon), she was an Arachne, and he had a fear of spiders
>He would lock himself in his room almost all day
>She didn't want to force him
>Eventually she managed to coax him out with food, and they began eating dinner together most nights
>He was having a nightmare one night about his parents' death, and when she held him close and stroked his head, he calmed down
>He kept a slowly decreasing distance from her for the next year until the anniversary of his parents' death
>She asked him if he wanted to visit their graves, and he said okay
>They brought flowers and laid them in front of the gravestone, and she talked her own late parents, who had died in a plane crash when she was a little younger than he was at the time
>She made an offhand comment about fate not being kind to their family, but promised him that she'd never go anywhere, and that she'd also make sure nothing bad ever happened to him again
>The tears he had been trying to hold back came flowing out, and he clung to her
>She gently stroked his head and silently let him get it all out
>When the tears finally stopped, they said goodbye to his parents and headed home
>She put him to bed that night and then got ready for bed herself
>Just as she got under the covers, Anon knocked on her door
>He asked if he could sleep with her tonight, and she smiled at him and said yes, moving over to make room from him on the bed with her
>Anon climbed under the covers and laid there silently for a few moments before hesitantly reaching out and grabbing her arm
>She left him pull it towards himself, and he then wrapped his arms around it
>She moved her arm out of his grip and instead pulled him towards her, wrapping her arms around him and holding him to her chest
>He stiffened for a moment, but then relaxed and after a few more minutes, he had fallen asleep
>She leaned down and kissed him on the forehead before going to sleep herself

>> No.15404349
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It's loose! It's loose!

>> No.15404350

Its adorable!
Its adorable!

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>> No.15404371

She looks pretty tight to me.

>> No.15404407

pretty cute/10, would read again

>> No.15404410

>You'll never live in a technologically advanced super-society in the frozen north with a buncha undead and cold-loving girls

>> No.15404424

>when there are yetis
shit taste detected

>> No.15404426

>Not undead yetis
Small time

>> No.15404432

>dead yetis
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.15404435

>Not just having a Wight with a big huge ass who loves to cuddle

>> No.15404437

She is nostalgic for the zombie warmth times

>> No.15404444

You know, the only worth you could possibly have is if you were to alp, kneel down and start gargling cocks.

>> No.15404451

Your lich waifu called. Your bad taste is terminal and there's nothing she can do.

Though it's not like anything of value will be lost.

>> No.15404460

>Nothing she can do
She's a fuckin' lich. Your own insult has consistency issues within it. Correct yourself.

>> No.15404471

I meant it. Your taste is spectacularly terrible that even the full might of mamono mana brought to bear can't save you.

It's an event horizon of shit.

>> No.15404478

>I meant to be retarded
wew lad. Usually you tell people you were only pretending.

>> No.15404482

Is that it?

>> No.15404483

>trying this hard
I think you're beat

>> No.15404487

Get off my dick, I'm doing three different things here. Sorry for not putting my all into the bants

>> No.15404497

>my all
>starts with "sucking dicks"
>ends with "lol, yur retarded"
I'm not sure how to tell you this but your banter is as bad as your taste

>> No.15404502

It started with me calling you small time, if you're going to rip on me, have the decency of being accurate.

>> No.15404505
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and he goes in for the kill

I think we should all stop here and think about soft things before the Yeti police come and start hauling people away to the reeducation camps.

>> No.15404509

>It started with me calling you small time
That's so insignificant it's not even worth mentioning. It wasn't anything until you had to go and start shit.

>> No.15404513

>you had to go and start shit.
Serious question, do you not read what you post? The shit started here >>15404424.

>> No.15404514

I want the Nerdhound to help me with my homework!

>> No.15404516

Because clearly that's not something that's constantly thrown about when things get quiet.

You must be new here, the appropriate response is usually to say something witty and we go back and forth for a couple of comments about who's waifu(s) is better. Ideally we each have a giggle and move on with our lives.

You don't get pissy and jump straight to "cock-sucking alp".

>> No.15404522

The only reason people here consider BL2 bad is because of the person who wrote it. That's literally the only reason why, I never see people here criticize the game for anything other than the writing and the writer.

I mean did people actually think the nearly nonexistent and ultimately forgettable story of BL1 was a masterpiece of something?

>> No.15404529

>we go back and forth for a couple of comments about who's waifu(s) is better.
That's what happened though. I then proceeded to call you a faggot. Why did you assume that me calling you a faggot wasn't a part of the back and forth? If you wanted to shitpost about waifus you would have been more active about asserting your own.

>> No.15404530

>BL2 bad
Is this just a 4chan thing? Just about every critic of worth that I'm aware of praised it as being a worthy successor with a decent amount of improvement to justify its existence.

I'll admit it's sat unplayed in my library since I per-ordered it, but that's due to other things.

>> No.15404539
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I want to date the Canadian Yeti exchange student!

>> No.15404540
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It's still raining.

>> No.15404547

>The only reason people here consider BL2 bad is because of the person who wrote it
That's after completely ignoring the clusterfuck of a story and writing, ignoring the memes jack, ignoring the fact it's guns and loot system fucking suck, and ignoring that it's one of an over saturated genre that you can find much better alternatives for?

>> No.15404551

Please stop talking about this, it's not about Monster Girls.
The moose is loose aboot the hoose, eh?

>> No.15404555

I can't understand her because of her thick Canadian accent, but hugs are universally understood.

>> No.15404558

That's what usually happens in these situations. But you're right, it didn't.

Had you actually left it at that specific word I wouldn't have cared in the slightest. But there's a bit of a difference between "x undead are y, faggot" and what you actually wrote.

It would probably be best to end the topic here and get back to MGs.

>> No.15404573

I guess I didn't really call you a faggot, but implied you would have more worth AS a faggot, but its all semantics the point remains the same.

>> No.15404576

How would a Yeti deal with a guy who generally hates being touched? Yeah, they could try and force-hug him, but he'd fucking hate it and I doubt they'd be happy knowing the guy they're hugging wasn't happy.

>> No.15404582

By slipping the Mindflayer who lives downstairs $20.

>> No.15404589

They slowly break him with light touches and kind words. It can be a slow process but they're patient. He'll be a happy cuddleslut eventually.

>> No.15404593

She gets a Lich to create a magical forcefield around him that makes it so he can never, ever again be touched by anyone, ever.

>> No.15404604

The story was pretty straightforward to me. I won't deny the cringy jokes, but I felt the story to 2 was much more memorable than 1.

>over saturated genre
It really, really wasn't when it came out. I can't really think of any other Diablo-like loot based shooters that were out at the time.

This is also part of why I think the BL series was a total fluke in its success: it was filling a niche nobody knew they wanted. I don't think they were terrible games. I had a lot of fun with them, but they're certainly not perfect.

But I digress.

>> No.15404606

I want to meet an alp when I'm out with a friend!
I want us both to laugh at the faggot!
I want to start kissing my friend to make fun of the fag!
I want him to slip down and start sucking on my dick as I point and laugh at the crying alp!
I want to hear my friend's muffled laughter as the fucking alp runs off crying like a little bitch!

>> No.15404670
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But are you a bad enough dude to beat Nova, The Wurm Rocket?

>> No.15404690

Your friend was an alp the whole time and just hates other alps

>> No.15404694

Time to earn my 72 Houris

>> No.15404695 [SPOILER] 
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Guess who.

>> No.15404702
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>Anon, if you finish that project today, I'll let you fuck me.
>If you don't, I'm going to fuck you.

>> No.15404703

What, what in the butt?

>> No.15404714

I was hoping for Chaika

>> No.15404740
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It's still raining and I still can't go outside and you're all dead.

>> No.15404750

could be worse

>> No.15404756
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I'm stuck indoors on a summer's day with nothing to do but shitpost on 4chan and read some forum arguing about how bad Mass Effect Andromeda will suck.
Could be worse, but could be a whole lot better.

>> No.15404760
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This is my wife, Yuuko.
She is very soft.

>> No.15404762

She doesn't look very monstrous. What's her deal?

>> No.15404765

woo woo

>> No.15404768

His wife's a ghost.

>> No.15404781
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Finally stopped raining here and I haven't got the motivation to go outside I had when it was.

Dead is best though.

>> No.15404787

It's raining and I have to work. Oh well, at least I can still post some cute dragons in the dead hour.

>> No.15404802
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Do a reverse rain dance to repel the rain.

>> No.15404803

I would need a Wendigo to teach me her ways.

>> No.15404813

Cmon anon.
You need to talk to a thunderbird about that.

>> No.15404815

I'm scared getting electrocuted might arouse me.

>> No.15404818

I want to punch Tewi in the face.

>> No.15404820

Just throw a friendly Raiju at her.

>> No.15404821

Well, you don't know until you give it a try. Safely.

>> No.15404829

I want to slap her with my dick.

>> No.15404830
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Please no, S&M stuff is already appealing to me despite my wimpiness.

>> No.15404835

Wasn't the original idea of that picture a drunk lich accidentally bumping into things while floating around or something?

>> No.15404877

Those red nails are used to control people, right? Devimon did that to Leomon. Can she do it too?

>> No.15404882

Something like that.

>> No.15404888
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>> No.15404890

So what are they up to?

>> No.15404896

I'll show her American culture like greasy fast food and Nascar

I'll convince her to play football by telling her you have to hug the guy holding the ball really hard until he's on the ground

>> No.15404901

We have greasy food and football too. We even call it the same thing as you. I'll give you Nascar though.

>> No.15404904

So why do you call it football when you mostly use your hands?

>> No.15404913

Is that the new granblue girls? I want the brown one but blew my crystals the other day.

>> No.15404935

Because when the first official rules for football were being drafted, multiple schools had their own versions of it (Rugby football, Gridiron football, and Association football), and at about the time the north american colonies were being created, Association Football was called, in their slang Socker, which evolved into Soccer, but after a certain war they likely didn't change that when the british did out of spite.
Or that's what I've heard anyways.
And canada just kind of likes doing what big bro is doing, yknow?

>> No.15404937
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Might as well post her since she's thread related, hope she gets lots of porn.

>> No.15404942

Well you're stupid and I don't like your way of doing things. It's different from mine and therefore wrong.
Adorable, whatever she is.

>> No.15404948

I want to help get the fat Nerdhound slim down, but in a way that most of her fat remains on her butt and tits!

>> No.15404951

I want to convince the fat Nerdhound she's fine how she is, and offer her to join me to watch her favorite anime!

>> No.15404956
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I want to defeat uppity Centaurs in various duels and bets and then train them as pony-girls!

>> No.15405005
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Foxes are sluts!

S L U T S !

>> No.15405015

Damn you attractive sluts, you already got my dick and now you're trying to take my heart.

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>> No.15405054

Seduction attempt failed!

>> No.15405056

Alp detected! Whacking stick deployed!

>> No.15405061
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True seduction!

>> No.15405062

Sweaty fox pits! Gotta lick 'em!

>> No.15405067

That's not how you hunt Alps.

>> No.15405068

Gonna lick her entire body!

>> No.15405070

Well toned fix stomach! Gotta lick it!

>> No.15405077

Hunt Alps? Who would want to hunt Alps? They're not good sport, you can't eat them, you can't put them on the wall, you can't even make Chinese medicine out of them.

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Foxes are sluts, yes. Sluts for you.

>> No.15405083
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I'm in love with Elves

Its a shame I cant find a complete uptodate collection of all of sachito's works

>> No.15405106

Writers, status Report sir

>> No.15405110

Thinking about Vampires and space operas and whether or not I could combine the two.

>> No.15405115

Actually reading some other writers stuff.
Gonna take a break from the moose saga to read that Ilothe thing and the MG roulette

>> No.15405116
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Why would I want a slutty mofu when I can go for a refined vampire?

>> No.15405126
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I want more of her as she's one of the few characters from this place I genuinely enjoyed.

>> No.15405130

>expedition to a new planet
>colonists are separated from the rest of humanity
>one of them is a Vampire
>she decides to take over
>hundreds of years later the planet has a decent population and economy, only under her monarchy
That type of thing, see.

>> No.15405132

I will be summarily disappointed if that game lacks a Quarian Crew(wo)man.

All the same, that trailer at E3 looked splendid. Exactly what I want out of my escapist fiction. Whether it'll meet expectations or not, who can say, but for now, I'm looking forward to it.

>> No.15405133

You can do all of that with Alps and more, all you have to do is believe.

>> No.15405138

Researching sleeping pills.

>> No.15405139

I'm expecting good things from it too. Wasn't disappointed by the series before.
Red light true light.

>> No.15405142

>you can't eat them
depends on how /d you go

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Looks like she's a evolution to blackie here.

>> No.15405154
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I really like her too.
There is never enough cute dragons.

>> No.15405167

>Pin alp to a wall and eat her out

There are even competitions to see who can make an alp cum faster.

>> No.15405174

How vulgar! I'll just stick to my horses and teaching them to prance properly.>>15404956

>> No.15405183

I wonder how thrilling would be the Alp-cumming world championship, just imagine those Alps on the final match.

>> No.15405200

Beautifully raised stage 3 Alps with tons of resistence.

>> No.15405204

Do you ever just think about all the cum you waste masturbating? Like, there is a good minute I just spend depressed afterwards thinking "If only I had a waifu to put this inside."

>> No.15405207

Funny, I offer a little prayer to the girl I'm fapping to whenever I finish, saying "this is for you x".

>> No.15405210

Don't do that.

>> No.15405216

Why not? It's like transubstantiation.

>> No.15405219

Nobody would want my cum.

>> No.15405223

Succubus please

>> No.15405225

>"this is for you x"
Were you thinking about vampire mosquito?

>> No.15405229

No, I don't think so.

>> No.15405232

Some of the thirstier anons here might actually be succubutts false flagging.

Succubutts get out

>> No.15405234

I always imagine my waifu wrapping her tail and arms around me and slamming herself down upon me when I cum.

>> No.15405236

What's the little ladies name?

>> No.15405240

>all those alps straining their faces holding it in like they're going to "lose something" if they cum


>> No.15405241

That Elf can produce a lot of milk.

>> No.15405247

But Anon!
how can you help her gain the weight back if she never loses any?

>> No.15405248

>Succubutts shitposting on imageboards with spam
Sounds about right

>> No.15405250

Nah. Rather, in those moments of post-orgasmic clarity, I just reflect on the time I've wasted fapping when I could've been doing something more productive.

>> No.15405257

That's dumb, you need to fap to keep yourself focused.

>> No.15405263

D-does anyone have anything to contribute to this idea?

>> No.15405265

Not him, but I fap to procrastinate.

>> No.15405274

Story about salamander upgrading to lava dragon when?

>> No.15405275

Would a Vampire be able to deal with living in Alaska during the summer?
There's no true night, even in the southern parts like Anchorage. Best they get is nautical twilight.

>> No.15405278


>> No.15405279

Just put fapping in your schedule so it doesn't count as procrastination.

>> No.15405281

Sunlight doesn't harm Vampires, that's bullshit. They also don't sparkle.

>> No.15405284

>Implying I have a schedule
Yeah. I don't headcanon bursting to ash anyway, that's stupid. Photosensitivity is as far as I go. Also a best vampire is a NEETpire so its a moot point

>> No.15405288

Nice, I'll get that folder started then.

>> No.15405296

The profile says sunlight cuts off their magical power and leaves them physically weakened to the point that they're weaker than human women.
I'm just wondering if one would be willing to put up with either that or being a complete and total shut in for months at a time.

>> No.15405300

That doesn't sound so bad, really. Alaskan summer is time for maledom, I guess.

>> No.15405301

For me, it's in that moment of clarity that i realize there really isn't something productive to work towards, in the end i would have probably wasted that time anyways.

>> No.15405302

But schedules are so helpful! If you stick to one hard enough you might die inside, but still go on because dying isn't listed.

>> No.15405327
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>> No.15405330

That sounds like shit

>> No.15405342

I'm not into little girls.

>> No.15405376

But anon, you are the little girl.

>> No.15405381
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I have a thing or two for dragons.

>> No.15405386

Not even if they're cute foxes?

>> No.15405388

fav scale colour?

>> No.15405392

Dark green or a deep red.

>> No.15405397

They're all good.
White scales with dark skin and black scales with pale skin chief among them.

>> No.15405406

Cute fox lolis are meant to be ferociously molested with headpats, rubs and personal space invasions, they are not for lewd.

>> No.15405408

Yeah, white is really good too.

>> No.15405420

Titanic draconic titties are definitely my favorite titties.

>> No.15405436

Bigger than average makes my engine go strong. I also like big, long tails.

>> No.15405441

>He likes large breasts instead of perky ones that fit perfectly in your hand

>> No.15405456
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How about breasts that are large and perky?

>> No.15405458
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Big Thick Wock Bits

Why would you want less of a good thing?

>> No.15405469

I like my dragons like I like my food: moderate, fresh, spicy and hot!

>> No.15405478
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I want to smell her butt

>> No.15405483

Cultural appropriation much?

>> No.15405487

>"You mustn't Anon! that's where the doodie comes from!"
What do?

>> No.15405493

Point out that girls don't poop.

>> No.15405499

Nonsense, they're definitely for lewd.

>not wanting to slowly drip blood into a tied up and blindfolded vampire's mouth while she's on her knees on the floor

>> No.15405502
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Wait, so you're saying that dog waifus sniff their husbands' butts?

>> No.15405505

Wait, girls don't poop?

>> No.15405508

Just tie her down and give her an enema before you sniff. Easy fix.

>> No.15405509

Well duh?
No. They don't.

>> No.15405517

I wonder what other things they do when their noses are so close to their husband's butt

>> No.15405518

Then what's the pooper for?

>> No.15405523

Butt sex.

>> No.15405536

>it's a "some faggots post disgusting shit related to bodily functions in a fetish discussion" episode
Truely the pinnacle of comedy

>> No.15405544

>it's an anon uses shitty memes post

>> No.15405546

The only piece of comedy in here is you, Anon, don't forget it.

>> No.15405559

Make your maid walk around with a butt plug the size of your cock all day!

>> No.15405563

Gonna make her walk around with my dick in her ass all day! And I won't even tell what i'm going to do as a punishment if she cums.

>> No.15405565

Where do I put it onna Shogg? Do I just stick it wherever?

>> No.15405585
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Embrace the future maybe?

>> No.15405593

You kind of just stick it in
And hope that's the correct hole
It's always the correct hole

>> No.15405598

When that Kiki maid magic allure finally makes me snap i will molest her and tease her without giving her release for all those days i went blue-balled.

That's the perfect vengeance.

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She's starting to get art already. There's one of her getting fucked too but legs in it bug me.

>> No.15405668

I remember how we used to worship Arachnotaur, provider of chocolate milk. The times they are a-changing.

>> No.15405672 [DELETED] 

Hey, what happened to the last thread? Was there a shitstorm at the end of it? All it says is it was deleted or pruned.

And what's with the "edition" faggotry in this one?

>> No.15405676 [DELETED] 

>Hey, what happened to the last thread?
Nothing. don't worry about it
>And what's with the "edition" faggotry in this one?
It's nothing, don't worry about it

>> No.15405681 [DELETED] 

No, really, was there a shitstorm?

>> No.15405692 [DELETED] 

All is well. Return to your homes, citizens.

>> No.15405693 [DELETED] 


I'm guessing somebody made a new thread shortly after the image limit was reached and then the old thread got 404'd and that's all I'm going to say on the matter.

>> No.15405697 [DELETED] 

I'm not getting anything from this. Something's obviously up. What is it?

>> No.15405702 [DELETED] 
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Ve have vays of making you more obedient.

>> No.15405703

What we need is a conspiracy succubus.
one the believes every human achivement is a anti-monster plan

>> No.15405704

What we need is an intrepid reporter who's like Hunter S. Thompson or Spider Jerusalem.

>> No.15405709 [DELETED] 

Don't worry out it

>> No.15405713 [DELETED] 

>Hey, what happened to the last thread? Was there a shitstorm at the end of it? All it says is it was deleted or pruned.
The thread was civil until the end, a janny decided it wasn't falling off the board enough. Again.

>And what's with the "edition" faggotry in this one?
This one was made by some retard who hasn't lurked enough, it's as simple as that.

>> No.15405716

Ilothe has a story? I thought she was just a forced OC.

>> No.15405723


>> No.15405726 [DELETED] 

Anon at least spoiler that

>> No.15405730 [DELETED] 

Why? It's censored.

>> No.15405736 [DELETED] 

showing that much can still make mods antsy in my experience. Maybe /jp/ is more chill about it who knows

>> No.15405739 [DELETED] 

Well how about you stop making a big deal out of it?

>> No.15405745
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Does she also browse /pol/ and covertly /hbt/?

>> No.15405765
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I love horny girls.

>> No.15405774

Those are some nice ears on her, too. I'm going to fondle them.

>> No.15405785

Big fluffy ears!

>> No.15405795

Would monster girls date lonely, overworked, stressed single dads?

>> No.15405802


>> No.15405806

>train whole life to fight evil monster hoards
>hear monsters are awful beasts who eat humans and enslave their souls
>picture climactic battles with horrible beasts
>first actual military campaign
>doing battle with porn starts dressed in stripper gear looking for husbands
im too chivalrous for this shit. who else fell for the order army life of glory meme

>> No.15405808

I wanna date a stuck up and bratty idol monster girl!

>> No.15405813 [DELETED] 

Oh fuck, not this issue again. The Janitor realises it's abuse of his power, right? It's exactly like the mod situation on /a/ before we got kicked off.
The Janitor's roles do not include deleting our threads, and certainly not so he can make his own. He cleans shitposting and rulebreaking.
Taking a look at the Warosu, it looks like he made a single comment telling us to make a new thread, immediately before the thread was deleted too. Which is essentially announcing himself as a janitor, which is grounds for immediate termination. And in this thread, looks like he's deleted every mention of it by other posters too.

Well, what he's doing is definitely against the rules, and definitely reportable. He's manipulating the threads to his own subjective ends, interfering and doing something outside of his set duties. Why are we still allowing this?

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The crimes I would commit to that succubutt.

>> No.15405827

What sort of monster girl though?
>Baphomet idol who's doing the job as Sabbath PR
>A teen Tanuki doing it purely for the money
>A smug Holst who geniunely loves her job but has an ego the size of her tits

>> No.15405828

I want to stick it in a stuck up and bratty idol monster girl and tame her

>> No.15405836
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The Holst except as a fat titted kitsune!

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>> No.15405851 [DELETED] 

It means someone's abusing the system.
Is it possible to report Janitors abusing their power?

>> No.15405852 [DELETED] 

Not the first time it's happened and won't be the last, I've kinda accepted it as the normal now.

Would be nice if he could at least archive the thread so I can check new replies in the morning rather than finding it deleted.

>> No.15405855 [DELETED] 

warsou works. It just is kinda clunky since hovering over a reply doesn't show that post

>> No.15405888
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Vampires are all a bunch of cuties!

>> No.15405900

>holst idol
how often do her boobs come out on stage?

>> No.15405901

But bad at painting apparently.

>> No.15405923

I wouldn't be surprised if it happened "accidentally" quite often to boost ticket sales. Monster girl idols would be a lot less pure than the regular kind but still play up the cute act.

>> No.15405925 [SPOILER] 
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You'd heal the heart of an elf scarred physically and mentally by her village burning to the ground


>> No.15405928
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Anon! She would never do something so inappropriate. Sure, she wears revealing outfits and does graveure spreads, but she would never be so indecent as to expose herself on stage.

>> No.15405930

Whats with the fad of crispy girls all of a sudden?

I'd blame a certain OELVN but that was many years ago for it to just be catching up now.

>> No.15405932

She wouldn't but cows aren't exactly graceful

>> No.15405933
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In an instant.

I'm a shameless Hanakofag.

>> No.15405935

No, I hate elves.

>> No.15405937

*wouldnt on purpose

>> No.15405940

>Whats with the fad of crispy girls all of a sudden?
Some people like their meat well done I guess

>> No.15405947

every young dragon/salamander should be assigned a personal fire fighter

>> No.15405948
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She's more musically inclined

>> No.15405950 [DELETED] 

So how exactly would you report a janitor on a power trip?

>> No.15405954 [DELETED] 

You can't sweep your abuse under the carpet by deleting every post calling you Janitor.

To the Anon who was asking, yes, you can report a rogue Janitor. Use the feedback system and announce his actions as such. He has no right or responsibility to be deleting our threads. He deletes rule breaking posts and reports them for an actual moderator, and that's it. He does not delete a specific thread out of all the threads on this board just because he feels like it.

>> No.15405960
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Start by posting on topic.
Finish by not posting off topic/meta.

>> No.15405961 [DELETED] 

*calling you out

Feedback system. There's a tab for moderation feedback. If enough people use it, it will be noticed.

>> No.15405965

You mean a real firefighter of just a "official bucket holder"?

>> No.15405969
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That's why you either live in their horde cave or have 20 fire extinguishers around the house at any given time. I'm more scared of what happens when she throws a temper tantrum and reverts to dragon form for the first time.

>> No.15405973 [DELETED] 

All this shitposting janitor crap

>> No.15405976

Of course, I'm not a heartless person and she comes off as a nice person to be around. Her home may be gone but as long as she needs a home here, my home is her home. I wish to help unhardened her heart and put a smile back on her cute face, no matter what I will bond with her and become not just a helper but also a companion she can come to when things get rough or simply wish to talk about random topics with. Either way I will help her get better, no matter if it's tender loving, talking, hugging, or any combo i'll help her become the happiest girl in the world.

>> No.15405981 [DELETED] 
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This is shit positing
Overbearing opinions on domination is shit posting, getting your waifu to pick the dried shit out your ass is shitposting, pic related is shitposting.

Get in gear anon. (and yes I will delete this)

>> No.15405985

>I'm more scared of what happens when she throws a temper tantrum and reverts to dragon form for the first time.
just get a bigger bucket

>> No.15405989

What sized bucket do you get to stop a flying flamethrower with teeth?

>> No.15405993

Monster girl Idols singing their love to you!

>> No.15405998

movable bathtub should do

>> No.15406003

Monstergirl Idols who start stalking you because you don't know and don't care who they are!

>> No.15406006
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Ignoring them because they'll never go out with an average joe like me!

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I've never been into idol stuff, but I'd be flattered nonetheless.

>> No.15406011

Of course they would.
They'd just need to do it incognito because Idols are supposed to be pure.

Flattered enough to go back stage?

>> No.15406022

Well, yes.

But that doesn't help the nagging feeling that there is SOMETHING productive I could've done.

>> No.15406023
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>Of course they would.
but i'm not talented or famous!

>> No.15406033 [SPOILER] 
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You just need to hold one down and force feed them hathors milk.

>> No.15406040

Doesn't matter.
She thinks you are cute, that's enough.

But that's the solution to all your problems!

>> No.15406049
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>Using Rip van Winkle for lewds

>> No.15406054

we need a kakuen version of the rustled gorrilla

>> No.15406061

>Check sauce on this
>NTR of the elf wife who was scarred in the war

>> No.15406064

What would make a kakuen nervous?

>> No.15406066
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>Doesn't matter. She thinks you are cute, that's enough.
But what if the paparazzi finds out? They'll ruin her career!

>> No.15406072

A callused palm not being slapped on her ass, but rather being used to emphasize communication. The more and more it's not playing her ass for bongos the more and more nervous she gets rustled.

>> No.15406073

there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to do lewd things to her

>> No.15406074

That made me think of the whole "Who are you?" thing I was thinking about.
>"Fufufufufu~ Be honored human, for I've chosen you to be my entertainment tonight~"
>...Excuse me who are you? Sorry, I've gotta get some work done.
How would she react?

>> No.15406077

She's getting a tad too old for her idol career anyways.

She's planning on moving onto bigger things like regular music and movies.
She's even got a healthy little nest egg set up for her eventual husband and her to live on.

>> No.15406086

Which monster has the biggest longest tongue

>> No.15406088

outplay her in dirtyness
>Her worried face when she asks you to play "spank the monkey" and you get you hand ready for her ass.
>worry turns to fear when shes says she was joking and you tell her your not.

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>> No.15406098


>> No.15406100 [DELETED] 

It's a repeat of the /a/ end days all over again.

>> No.15406106
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It's a fun solution though.

>> No.15406107

A pic of a worried kakuen is defiantly something I'd want

>> No.15406116 [DELETED] 

When a post gets deleted for stupid reasons, I cant help but think that the symbol playing monkey from toy story 3 goes apeshit when theirs something the janitor is against

>> No.15406117

That paizuri one had pretty huge tits but not really holst level.

>> No.15406122

She'd pout and maybe playfully slap you.

>> No.15406125

Kinda hard to slap someone when he's already walked away to go stock the shelves.

>> No.15406127

I shall learn to stealthy spank the asses of all kakuen.
they shall fear/expect me as the drummer man!

>> No.15406149
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>Kakuen asks you to play "Spank the Monkey"
>Gives her glutes a little jiggle for you, gyrating her tail
>Push out from your seat, taking off one of your gloves
>Your palm is so callused it looks like a smooth surface of hardened skin, she starts to sweat bullets
"J-Just kiddin'..."
>I'm not
>She's backing away, quivering with fear and with a flushed face
>You still out-size her at 190 cm and built like a barn thanks to your family's agriculture pursuits
>Start walking towards her like you're in an 80s slasher flick, she runs to the class rep and begs for forgiveness
"S-Stop him! You've got to stop him!"
>Class rep just sighs and grabs the Kakuen, flashing her skirt up. She's wearing a modified g string and her cheeks are shuddering and shaking
>You can see a little dribble of arousal between her legs as you come close
>Pull your arm back, take an almost batting stance, swing forward while pivoting on your leg
>Your hand leaves an imprint in the teacher's desk, Hakutaku-sensei just ara aras~ and sighs
>Kakuen's unconscious at this point, foaming at the mouth from fear
>Turn around, nearly all the MGs in class to include the class rep are flustered, fidgeting in their seats
>You spend the rest of the school year being called the God Hand, and your legend gets twisted in unexpected ways

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Now you have to deal with a pouty mamono hovering around you while you're working, congrats anon.

>> No.15406166

>Ma'am do you need help finding anything?
>Because I've got 15 minutes until my shift ends and I go to catch my bus home.

>> No.15406168

How in the world did .less 'accidentally' delete his blog
I call bullshit, there's confirmation and everything before you can delete one.

>> No.15406174

He's a retard.

>> No.15406176

A mindflayer told him to do so.

>> No.15406177

He was apparently drunk and was going to delete some other shit.

>> No.15406180

He was drunk and meant to delete a side blog

>> No.15406181
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She's getting squished for this

>> No.15406183
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They're best everything

>> No.15406189 [DELETED] 

It's oversensitivity and paranoia, I'd guess. Janny knows they're in the wrong, so best delete every post calling them out to prevent Anons from taking action, and put the fear in us with blocks.
Can't block ththe feedback system, though.

>> No.15406194

His excuse, much like that one writefag who used to push his yaoi and shit fetishes is "I was drunk"

>> No.15406198

She's just going to "hmph" at you until leave and then she's going to stalk you obsessively, and she masturbates while watching you sleep

>> No.15406205
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I refuse to believe that vampire acts like anything other than an uppity little princess. Just look at her! She's probably had everything handed to her and hasn't had to lift a finger in her life! Give me a monster who knows the value of humility and hard work, like one of those cute cows who works out on the farm.

>> No.15406206

well she asked for it
also http://i.imgur.com/T6bot.gif

>> No.15406212
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She has to keep up appearances in front of the plebs, anon, She's actually a very caring and homely girl in private. She won't even drink from you if you refuse her!

>> No.15406214

I want a Dhampir to assure me that she is 100% human

>> No.15406216

How long is it going to take her to break into my room during the full moon and take advantage of me?

>> No.15406219

as long as I can go though a whole date with out her daddy issues coming up, it should be fine

>> No.15406220

First she will break in and replace your music

>> No.15406223

After people find out about her habit and she gets fired from her group

>> No.15406225

Kinda hard to do that when all my music is stored digitally.

>> No.15406226

But she isnt

>> No.15406231
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What a shit vampire. Real vampires will seduce you and make you addict to her bites so you will always be ready to give blood to your waifu-mistress

>> No.15406232

What if she finds her rival's music?

>> No.15406233

I'm going t live in a cardboard box and be happy.
and when the dragons and tanuki's want me Ill tell them to fuck off, as I like my box

>> No.15406240
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How would she react if I said I found vampires sexy?

>> No.15406243

I sure hope that downer vampire greentext guy doesn't show up again, cause that shit was kinda sad

>> No.15406248

>you will never blow a tanuki's mind as to how anyone cant be happy in a box.

>> No.15406256

Paladin girls are nice and pure

>> No.15406268

Until they get lilimed.
man a slow burn corruption of paladin losing her morals until she becomes a dragon or something would be awesome

>> No.15406275

What if your box gets destroyed in a "accident"?

>> No.15406280

What if a monster was so weak that in an attempt to corrupt a paladin girl she became more human instead

>> No.15406282

Wasn't this mentioned already?

>> No.15406284

So wait is this like the paladin is parasitically draining the monster from the monster, that is fucked up

>> No.15406288

Nah not a fan of that kind of purification

>> No.15406290

I want to stay friends with a paladin girl even after she turns into a lesser succubus and help her through her changes!

>> No.15406292

fuck someone had this idea already? I was trying to be original, how about exited liches is that original

>> No.15406298

I'm almost sure I saw this in another thread.

>> No.15406301

Is it really purification when it just balances the amount of monster and human between the two

>> No.15406305

We've been around the block a few times. You'll have to dig pretty far and go into borderline canon breaking if you want to make something new.

>> No.15406307

A lilim becomes human because reasons, and ends up demon realming a town as she regains her powers.

>> No.15406308

You can always find another box

>> No.15406311

What if she like it better as a human and becomes a paladin

>> No.15406318

Then Ill get another box
No matter whats she does, she cant prevent me from getting author box.
>yfw she tries to get cardboard banned in the city

>> No.15406323

She marries a man and then one day a monster takes her husband

>> No.15406324

But anon, she's trying to be nice to people, her dad told her that acting like a haughty bitch all the time won't get her a cute husband!

>> No.15406328

If that happens get a wooden box

>> No.15406330

>Discussing monster girls with cousin
>Decide to drop an "I want to"
>Realize the things I said out loud that I want to do with my sweet dragon waifu
>Get embarrassed

Monster girls is an internet only thing.

>> No.15406335

>her dad told her that acting like a haughty bitch all the time won't get her a cute husband!
Her dad doesn't know shit.

>> No.15406340

Why would you even talk about monstergirls with a family member in the first place?

>> No.15406342

Also I bet her dad is one of those dense guys.

>> No.15406343

that cousin better be a cosplaying girl if you get what i mean

>> No.15406344

>Revealing your power level
I'm not sure if you're brave or you're stupid.
Probably both.

>> No.15406353

Monsters are cute when they aren't being lewd

>> No.15406357

we've had at least 2 anons that talk to there real life friends about MGE, at least since i've been here

>> No.15406359

He posts here too, so I decided to talk about MGs while we were hanging out.

He likes a big>>15406353
old Apophis.

>> No.15406369

That's just weird.

>> No.15406376

Where did that reply come from?

>> No.15406378

>He posts here too
I can' tell if this is good or bad

>> No.15406388

I'm gonna help her look on the bright side of things, like her cool new tail and her cute fur and her massive tits and ass!

>> No.15406389

I think im one of them as I have mentioned it.
my friend did say he outright hates cat and spider based mg's along with the lolis

>> No.15406392

well that isn't gonna get you cosplay sex

>> No.15406396

help her evolve into a full succubus so she gains control of her urges

>> No.15406400

So which one of you two will go Alp in 2017?

>> No.15406405

I bet both

>> No.15406409
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But who wants a bratty, uptight bitch of a vampire? Wouldn't a humble, down-to-earth vamp be much better?

>> No.15406410

Why cats?

>> No.15406412
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>But who wants a bratty, uptight bitch of a vampire?
Anyone who likes real vampires

>> No.15406413

I want to take a haughty vampire to quaint little hole in the wall

>> No.15406414

Hey now, we both have girl for ourselves, so alping isn't going to happen.

>> No.15406420

His garden is constantly shat on by cats, that and his grandma's hatred for them seems to have passed to him.

he outright told be that he hates the cait sith for being a cat almost as much as it being a furry/loli

>> No.15406421

I want to see the flip in her expression when she falls in love with the food.

>> No.15406425


>> No.15406430

Me means a small restaurant

>> No.15406439

Times are changing, grandma

>> No.15406440

restaurant not glory hole

>> No.15406444

Vampires don't care about time though, they're immortal.

Go away Garrosh

>> No.15406450

Vampires don't have warm blood moving through their veins, so if a vampire got a brainfreeze she wouldn't be able to recover from it.

>> No.15406454

This made me laugh harder than it should have

>> No.15406459

They will use magic for that, somehow

>> No.15406462

You would need to hug her head close to your chest so your body heat cured her?

>> No.15406469

They'll care when a majority of boys refuse to date them! Then they'll sit at home eating ice cream complaining about how youngsters don't appreciate real ladies nowadays!

>> No.15406477

That's why husbands like my will go around the world doing conferences about it! Tradition must not die!

>> No.15406481

>tfw a vampire turns while she's a loli, and is frustratingly stuck as pettanko forever

You think they have support groups or something?

>> No.15406490

Can I have flat chest not loli?

>> No.15406496
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>You'll never get to be a MGC Bar drinking stud

>> No.15406521

Only in genki tanned (before you ask: mamonomana) and meganekko bookworm flavours. Otherwise, you can see the nearest Sabbath office for various flavours of imouto.

>> No.15406522

I want to be a regular there, known for still being a virgin.

>> No.15406531

What about the vampires who've become improper and disgustingly plebian?

>> No.15406535

>ask an artist about commissions
>200 usd for a single character

>> No.15406537

I want to drink at home with an Oomukade and make out on the couch while tipsy.

>> No.15406542

Who the hell did you ask?

>> No.15406545

Allow me to explain why alices are great.
>"I had a dream last night that onii-chan was feeding me sweets."
>"What kind of sweets?"
>"I don't remember, but they tasted really good and made my tummy feel good."
>She puts her hands on her abdomen, but they're far below where her stomach is located

>> No.15406550

A nip who draws fantastic shiny lolis.

>> No.15406556

Probably someone with a backlog. Rather than saying "no", I just charge ridiculous prices when I'm already really busy. 90% of the time it's just as good as a "no," and the other 10% you hit a nice payday.

>> No.15406557

I;ll take the bookworm

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>> No.15406568

Shiny skin has been in artistic fashion the last decade. You'll have to be more specific. Gallery link?

>> No.15406569

They obviously need to be reeducated

>> No.15406579
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It's my birthday and all I wanted was a wan-wan, yet no wan-wan can be found.

Why is life so ostensibly cruel?

>> No.15406582

I don't know, the DA journal they showed me was from August 2014 and they're still using the same prices then as they are now. They also became a patreon jew several months ago, but that is still fairly reasonable.

By shiny I meant latex.
They do a lot of /d/ stuff too, so take that as you will, though that's not at all what I'd commission.

>> No.15406583
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But i like ojou monster girls who aren't ojous!

>> No.15406586
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Who's she calling over the codec /jp/?

>> No.15406596

They do a lot of /d/ stuff too, so take that as you will, though that's not at all what I'd commission.

>Artist that paywalls their good art behind paetron

While I understand the desire to see your waifu art made, I must respectfully ask you to go have intercourse with yourself for attempting to support artists like him and Butter-T.

>> No.15406601

Ojous must behave like ojous. That's the way it's mean to be!

>> No.15406604

Yeah, well thats just like, your opinion, man.

>> No.15406605

Your dad asking if she can come over again tonight.

>> No.15406610

My dick because that mecha musume Lilims thighs are 10/10.

>> No.15406620

Her mother so she knows that Mecha-lilim is spending the night

>> No.15406621

Vampires need servants

>> No.15406622
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Off to get married!

>> No.15406624

They prefer to call them husbands.

>> No.15406629

I want to hug lewd alice.

>> No.15406635

I wonder what outfits she'll make them wear.

>> No.15406638


>> No.15406640

Cute butler outfits.

>> No.15406646

As long as she doesn't make me wear fishnets I'm fine with anything

>> No.15406654
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>Loli vampire
>Makes everyone dress up like her stuffed-animals.
>Have to respond to names like 'Mr. Beary' and 'Fluffy Bumpkins'.
>Not allowed to take them off until daytime when she goes to sleep.

>> No.15406661


My dog licks her vagina before she licks my face.

>> No.15406668

Thanks for sharing.

>> No.15406674


If my dog was a monster girl I don't think that would change.

>> No.15406678

Oppai Loli vampires are pure!

>> No.15406685

The only thing that would change is that you would also lick her vagina.

>> No.15406691

They need constant reassurance that things like Santa Claus are real, and they'll wake you up in the middle of the night saying a Paladin is in her closet.

You'll open it and show her that there's not warrior of the light, and reassure her that you won't let the Paladins hurt her.

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>TFW it's literally impossible to write actual stories anymore because you can only reinvent the wheel so many times
>TFW being a sad cunt makes all those dreams of an MG waifu all that much sweeter

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>We'll never get to know what that 2nd floor has or what it looks like

I don't know about you nerds but I'd be that brave anon who braves the 2nd floor to map it out.

>> No.15406707

Those who goes there never come back. Are you a bad enough dude to enter the sexond floor?

>> No.15406718

Pretty sure the last time Latenight did an image of it it was the floor with the [YOU ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF A LARGE GROUP OF SUCCUBI]

>> No.15406734

Which color scale is best for dragon

>> No.15406742

I can't decide, every flavor of Dragon is nice.

>> No.15406755

I was gonna write a story about a man who was super paranoid about mindflayers and who moved to a dry, far inland location just to reduce the chance of ever running into one. Then he would one day encounter a mindflayer in his bedroom. After the rape, it turns out the mindflayer was really just a poltergeist all along. Good end.

>> No.15406768

Best Mayadere - Red, Black
Best Oneesama - Jabberwock, Purple
Best Kinky - Blue
Best Feral, bestial sex - White
Best Starscream - Green

Best way to get outed as a faggot - Posting literal dragons over dragon girls from that one sanzo guy

>> No.15406773

Every flavor is really good indeed, but I like dark green and dark red/almost black.

It varies with her element, color of skin and I guess attitude.

>> No.15406783

Do they come in pink?

Or maybe yellow?

>> No.15406795
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That was ground floor.

>> No.15406805

The greatest irony would be that I'm a sunbro

>> No.15406808
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Is there even a dragon that's not good?

>> No.15406815

I want her to be my rival

>> No.15406857

I've long since sold my soul to overwatch

>> No.15406897
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Reading novels from actual good writers, considering burning the bridge with a certain den of ill repute, playing vidya. Sod off. Busy drinkin'.

>> No.15406949

I want to lose to my dragon rival then hide in shame

>> No.15406956

How do deal with drunk yetis getting too pawsy with you in the bar?

>> No.15406964

I'm gonna steal every kingdom's princes just so that Dragons don't go after them anymore. If they want them back they'll have to sacrifice something.

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Suckle her big brown chest cannons in retaliation.

>> No.15406977

By getting too pawsy back, if you let them think you won't respond then you lose.

>> No.15406980

When do dragons learn fire

>> No.15406984
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When they sneeze.

>> No.15406986

I hugged her back and now she's passed out and won't let go of me, please send pally assistance

>> No.15406995

Do monsters like cake?

>> No.15407004

I like CC monsters

>> No.15407007

Most of them do, especially the small ones. Haughty ones like vampires and dragons like them a lot too.

>> No.15407009

All the pallys are busy right now trying to save a Jinko stuck up a tree and none would be so evil as to deprive a Yeti of hugs.

Hang in there champ.

>> No.15407030

how do you desmug your vampire ojou?

>> No.15407033
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Trying to figure out where to go with a bunch of ideas floating in my head.

The druella one mentioned earlier, and one involving a mindflayer.

Wondering what to do for the next chapter of the half a million word MGQ fanfiction linked last thread.

>> No.15407039

>and one involving a mindflayer
Well I'm interested, we don't have many stories I can think of including brain squids.

>> No.15407044

Just think and maybe a story with slither its way into your brain

>> No.15407051

Be sad around her and act like you are going to kill yourself. She will drop the smug in order to heal you.

>> No.15407061

>Decide to reread the mindflayer entry

This is why paladins are a thing

>> No.15407067

They're cute! I love them!

>> No.15407069

Just adopt and raise a mindflayer right and she won't brain rape

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Come on now, a little flaying never hurt anyone. Just one tentacle can take you to heaven.

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Wouldn't alices be like celebrities? They are a rare monster type, which is a big novelty in itself, and they are also adored by other monster girls. An alice idol could sing in front of a big audience and not lose focus if an orgy suddenly erupted in front of her.

>> No.15407098

My brain doesn't need a tentacle massage. It's very sensitive.

>> No.15407106

Their managers would still end up fucking them six ways to sunday. And protect them with their lives.

>> No.15407111

Thinking about writing a boy adopted by honeybee girls as a drone (look it up if you think they're the same a workers). Doted on by thousands of his adoptive sisters. Names all of them. Put through intensive, incestuous sex training regimen. Big sister is chosen to become a new queen and separate from the hive. Boy is chosen to be her mate.

Will probably never finish.

>> No.15407119

The thing with Mindflayers is that their ability is so powerful and specific that including them in a story warps the entire plot

You want to tell a classic romance story with a Mindflayer? You have to deal with why she isn't just flaying the man

You want to tell an adventure story with Mindflayers in it? You have to set up how to keep the mind control down in order to keep the conflict interesting


I tried my hands a few times at writing about them and each time I concluded that you either have to make a very complexe story, a predictable story, or have your Mindflayer deviate a lot from the profile depiction

>> No.15407135

If you're doing a modern setting, their flaying would be very restricted unless it was their job and they had permission to.

>> No.15407142

You can't flay my mind while I have this tin-foil hat on!

>> No.15407157

>implying people could trust them to follow the rules

>> No.15407165

>Paladin Dredd hunting mindflayers that broke the rules

>> No.15407168

We trust people to follow rules everyday. But just think of all the good they could do.

>> No.15407171

This sounds like it could be a potential remake of either 'I Married a Witch' or 'Bell, Book, & Candle'

>> No.15407173

Not all people who marry mindflayers are brainwashed

>> No.15407175

In a modern setting, they likely would have extirpated from local civilization. Forget humans. It's not like every single kind of monster can live harmoniously with every other kind of monster.

Something that serves chaos elder gods, not even under the proper demon lord, and who causes terrible problems with living with humans would likely be ejected from society by other monsters or outright exterminated.

>> No.15407180

>t. mindflayer on human-wifi

>> No.15407185

Stop posting, sadsquid.

>> No.15407190

>All this Flayer talk
Just wait until SHE comes.

>> No.15407197

I like shogs but I also like Kikis

>> No.15407199
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You'd tell Doctor Zwurm about your problems ja?

>> No.15407201

But what if civilisation made them put their powers to good use? A few sessions with her tentacles could do more then years of drugs and therapy, and their knowledge of how the mind works would be extremely useful to everyone that works in that field.

>> No.15407203

I have a crippling fear of wurms

>> No.15407207

The Yetis...they stare at me. I can hear them whispering. They say I look lonely. It's only a matter of time before they get me.

>> No.15407214

I can't choose between cats and mice. It's maddening.

>> No.15407216

>Be man in MGE
>Meet my first monster
>It's some kind of purple octopus girl
>She is weirdly hot
>Pop a boner
>Proceed to have semi-consensual sex with her
>Become addicted to her monster pussy
>Decide to stay with her
>Eventually marry her
>Learn years later that she can mind control people

Mindflayers only brainwash man to have sex and husbando them, if you're already willing they don't have much incentive to do so, in fact they're probably avert to it

They already seclude themselves in underground societies, you'd have Mindflayers in cities and other civilizations but they'd be an insignificant minority

>> No.15407218

I want a mindflayer childhood friend

>> No.15407220

>mindflayer that flayed you into thinking she's your childhood friend cause she's too spaghet to hit you up directly

>> No.15407231

What part of "serves chaos demons, preys upon regular human women, turns men into squids, and have an evil telepathic hive mind" do you not understand. It's their modus operandi to do what they want. They're straight evil and they don't give a shit. You do understand they are based on one of the most sadistic and deliberately cruel creatures in DnD right? Far beyond stuff like vanilla demons.

Wrong on both points. First, they, like all MGE monsters, are on an endless quest to be more lewd. They even flay themselves to do this. They sure wouldn't care about doing it to you either for that goal.

And second, them being in secluded communities doesn't for a minute mean that they would be present anywhere else.

>> No.15407233

I think that Ryu might try to do something.

>> No.15407238

Humans would simply kill any monster that doesn't bow down to them anyway, so the only mindflayers that would be alive would be the obedient ones.

>> No.15407245

Lich idols.

>> No.15407247

>Mindflayer gets hired as part of the MGC Brain Trauma Center
>Her patient is a gork, completely brain vegetable and dead in the water, so to speak
>Gets told that they're testing a new procedure involving her flaying to help him recover
>He's a guy in his fifties, a former member of the Paladin Corps
>The first few months, nothing happens, he gets completely written off and she's told to keep trying by the presiding MD
"Sa... ra... h..."
>He barely croaks it out one day, startling her as she removes her tentacles from his ears, staring at him with eyes that can't empathize
>Can't move due to severe muscular atrophy, but his eyes are open now, looking at her
"Pl.. e... a..."
>She nods, putting her tentacles back into his ears, and several more onto his forehead and the temples, laying on the bed next to him

>> No.15407251

Maybe. But they wouldn't be in public. That's the sort of thing you keep in your interrogation and intelligence community. Plus there's the ones who would try to go to ground and stay hidden. And they might be successful at that.

But either way, you're never going to run into one walking downtown or working at the local shrink's office.

>> No.15407253

Oh well what if she flayed me into thinking she flayed me

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>> No.15407258

Are you really a doctor?

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Luckily she's already a patient of Doctor Zwurm.

>> No.15407273

Them flaying themselves to become even lewder is certainly a wild factor
I guess it depends on which Mindflayer whether they flay you or not even when you are willing

As for them not being present anywhere else that's too restrictive and it removes too much of their "humanity"
There are always exceptions, that's true for all living beings, so you're bound to find at the very least an insignificant minority who decided to live elsewhere
Without exceptions they become too similar to robots, or they become guided by a hivemind or any other horrific scenarios that makes them out to be "inhuman"

>> No.15407276

Revolver Ocelot pls go

>> No.15407285

>They're straight evil and they don't give a shit.
Your headcanon is pretty shitty desu

>> No.15407289

Real talk bro. When's the last time you saw a Wichita Indian more than a hundred miles from Anadarko? Same can be said for literally thousands of different tribes of people across the earth. Existing more than one tiny secluded area is certainly NOT a requirement for humanity. And there is zero reason to assume it must be true for monsters, especially persecuted ones.

In fact you know what persecuted groups do? Pick up and move somewhere else even more secluded.

>> No.15407294

>Wichita Indian
why wichita in specific?

>> No.15407296

>he can't love evil creatures who love you back in their own twisted and evil way

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Yetis can outrun a rampaging Wendigo in full sprint

>> No.15407298

If they behaved well and showed how useful their powers were, they could have limited roles in the public.

>> No.15407301

meant to reply to

>> No.15407303

I want to heal a mindflayer that is scared of people because they all think she is evil

>> No.15407307

>love you back
That isn't how you paint them

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Wendigos can steamroll snowbanks very fast at incredible hihg speed.

>> No.15407311

Anon please I'm so afraid.

They keep smiling warmly at me and asking me if I'm alright. I know it's only a matter of time.

>> No.15407312

Because they're a good example of a small tribe that's not absurdly small. Couple thousand of them. That's ten times more than there are legitimate pygmies in Africa.

>> No.15407314

>It's always darkest before dawn, the same as doing a dive into another living being's brains
>She finds herself falling through water that has neither heft nor lift, fragmented islands
>Can hear laughing past a door, opens it cautiously
"There she is!"
>A younger man greats her, wearing a tuxedo and a broad smile on his face. He's her patient, if he were twenty five years younger, and he's absolutely beaming to her.
>Grabs her slender hands, dancing slowly with her across the room. From a mirror she can see herself, a dark haired beauty in a white wedding gown. Men and women are clapping at the newlyweds.
"I love you, Sarah."
>There's a blinding flash, she's being told to push. Phantom pain tears through her lower body as she pushes with all of her might.
>A child cries and the doctor exclaims it's a girl, her 'husband' grabs her and kisses both their child and her forehead, re-assuring her she did good
>They're both sitting on the porch, watching their daughter play with her Kobold cousin
"To think, we'll grow old like this... Just like we wanted."
>A sound of screeching tires echoes in her head, and a sudden pain explodes in her abdomen
>She's watching the scene unfold from out of her body, the paladin sobbing and telling his wife to not leave him alone, a burning car wreckage nearby
>Everything fades to black when a shadowy man raises a baton over his head and swings downward
>She's back in her normal body, standing on the edge of a great chasm. He's standing there with her, smiling softly and tiredly.
"So, you saw everything."
>But what does it mean?
"That'll be for you to decide, my dear. It's rather cruel, you know. But... I suppose it's better that I have somebody to share the memories with."
>There's a single tear going down her cheek
"I'll see you on the other side."
>He steps off the edge, falling into the darkness. Beep... Beep.... EEEEEEEEEE
>Mindflayer wakes up, staring down at the man in the bed, a wistful smile on his face
>Tears are running down her cheeks, a foreign emotion when they pronounce the time of death
>12:07 in the morning

>> No.15407317

I was just wondering if you were one for how specific it was

>> No.15407320

I want my childhood friend to go berserk and rape me in full force, finding out afterwards that her high-speed rape has broken both my legs and my smile.
I want her to do her best to heal me, crying every time she wakes up and looks at what she's done!

>> No.15407321

They don't have to respect you or your wishes to love you, anon.

Hell, that's the whole basis of Druella's war. "We'll do what's good for them whether they like it or not."

>> No.15407329

I want to heal a mindflayer with defective tentacles by letting her practice on me even if it hurts at first

>> No.15407331

Poor guy.

>> No.15407339

No. I just know a ton of different tribal histories from where I grew up. I'm white as a sheet. My family did get enslaved for a few years by Comanche back around the Texas revolution though.

>> No.15407341

Perhaps they don't have to respect your will but they most certainly have to respect you to love you. I mean it just doesn't make sense to love some one you don't respect. It's like, if you revile the life and values of a drugged up, sloppy club slut, you aren't going to respect or love her.

>> No.15407348

I still love the pic of the daughter busting out of the snow

>> No.15407354

I want my childhood friend to accidentally hurt me with her brutal strength while we were playing outside.
I want to tell her I'm going to be okay, even though she almost made me lose my arm.
I want to wipe the tears out of her face with that same arm and tell her that I'm stronger than I look.

>> No.15407358

That's a bizarre thing to assert in a thread that loves bootlicking hard femdom.

>> No.15407386

>a thread that loves bootlicking hard femdom.

>> No.15407398

I want my childhood friend to accidentally hurt me with her brutal strength while we were playing outside.
I want to gurgle out that it doesn't hurt, even though my arm is completely detached and we're both bloody.
I want to survive and awkwardly caress her face because she got my dominant hand.

>> No.15407424

I know it was cliché but I had to get something off my chest before this caffeine deficiency kills me. Never go cold turkey from that shit. It sucks.

>> No.15407442

The doctor in the new Persona looks like she'd make a fantastic Lich...

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>> No.15407482

What Persona girls...monsters...you know what I'm asking fuck.

>> No.15407484

Nerd hounds should get buff and have eye surgery

>> No.15407488

Nerdhounds should give me their lunch money.

>> No.15407489

>You will never discover that puberty has hit your nerdhound friend like a rocket powered truck

>> No.15407490

all of it

>> No.15407493

Nerdhounds are cute and have great taste in video games so they are best to play video games with

>> No.15407499

Not really. I can think of 2 things you might be asking.

1) What kind of MGs do you think the different girls of the Persona series might be suited as?
2) Which feminine Demons of the Shin Megami Tensei Franchise would you fug?

>> No.15407500

So the truck ran her over and flattened her like a pancake? And I thought she couldn't get even more like a washboard

>> No.15407507

Would a flat chested Kiki was your clothes on her washboard

>> No.15407514

I'll still shove her into lockers and take her homework even after she's buff.

>> No.15407520

It's more complicated than just taking a real life exemple and applying it to fantasy

I actually wrote a huge argument and then deleted it, I think the true problem here is that we have different view of Mindflayers

I have an overly positive view of them, I believe that they'd prioritize their man's happiness over anything else, and that they'd use their mind control power only if necessary or if they are asked to

For exemple, I believe that if a monster loathing Order soldier got caught by a Mindflayer, got mind washed and thoroughly raped until he was fully incubized and seemingly happy, but that deep in his mind (or his heart for that matter) he truly wanted to return to his hometown, she'd most likely move in with him

That's already an instance of a Mindflayer living in an unlikely place because of my particular view of them

There is really no point arguing that kind of thing when there is no "right" answer, as much as I think that I am "right" I have to step back and admit I have no tangible proof, and even if I did it wouldn't change people's headcanon

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>> No.15407529

Hi Nyanon.

>> No.15407535

>monster elves are all pure at first then go full lewd
>any normal elf rape stuff would likely do a full 180 in a day or so as the elf gets more lewd then the person raping her

>> No.15407565

Daughterus are the best.

>> No.15407576

That's a daughteru who'd be getting all the hugs

>> No.15407582

>For exemple, I believe that if a monster loathing Order soldier got caught by a Mindflayer, got mind washed and thoroughly raped until he was fully incubized and seemingly happy, but that deep in his mind (or his heart for that matter) he truly wanted to return to his hometown, she'd most likely move in with him

For the sake of argument, why would you ever imagine even for a moment that an Order town would accept a Mindflayer and a squid that used to be a man as residents? They're the Order. The only monsters they tolerate are Angels, Eros's minions, and furries.

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>> No.15407594

Definitely would.

>> No.15407600

Anon just laying there, wating for one of them to hug him.

>> No.15407603

>An Elf that's been married a couple years talking to her virgin younger sister
>"And then he stuck it in my ass."
>"Oh god!"
>"Yeah, that's what I was screaming as I came."

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>> No.15407639

What obnoxious music.

>> No.15407668

She'd live there incognito by using polymorph or any magic to conceal her presence, change her appearance or hide her identity

>> No.15407685

>all monsters can use polymorph
>all monsters can use illusion magic
>people won't notice the spread of mamanobama
That's not true. Honestly, about the only realistic solution would be flaying the villagers to not be suspicious.

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I wonder if I would change the way I live if monster girls existed.

Would you change the way you live, Anon?

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>> No.15407697

I think I would have to.

Slimes getting into the water supply.
Mice stealing my food.
Stray Cat Girls hanging around the city like delinquents.

All sorts of things.

>> No.15407698

I would think that jamming her tentacles into someone's head would be a fairly intimate thing for both parties.
I can't see a married Mindflayer doing it to other men.

>> No.15407702

most likely but i'd hope I didn't change so much

>> No.15407704

Probably, yeah
Life would be more interesting, that's for sure

>> No.15407711

Other than being more likely to have a significant other, probably not.

>> No.15407719

Well Doc. I think I love too many monster girls

>> No.15407727

There is nothing to indicate flaying is intimate or special. They do it to complete strangers, men and women. It's just a power they have. Their primary power and leverage, really.

With their goal of breeding and spreading larger and larger secretly, it's pretty unthinkable for them to be willing to cripple themselves from being able to maintain that mandate with the best tool they have.

>> No.15407761

What if you dunked a slime in orange soda?

>> No.15407779

She would become an orange burping machine.

>> No.15407780

she would fizz

>> No.15407816

What if you licked or sucked on her?

>> No.15407839

What would happen if you dunk a slime into a container with another slime already in it? would they fuse?

>> No.15407844

That's yuri and we can't have that!

>> No.15407852

They work together to escape and then rape you.

>> No.15407856
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Imagine this but more bubbly.

>> No.15407857

There's a difference between yuri and having it done in a three way and yuri done because you want to ruffle feathers.

>> No.15407863

Well I don't care much for myself, but I'd think it pretty unacceptable to not be the best that I could be for my waifu.

>> No.15407875

I wish it wasn't so hated. I'm fine with yuri if its a pair of monsters who are doing it just because they can't find a man to join them.
>You'll never stumble across a pair of monsters innawoods having a spot of yuri only to have a twig snap underfoot and alert them to your presence
>You'll never be confronted with lust filled eyes and raped on the spot

>> No.15407881

Nothing they just mix a little and say how lewd

>> No.15407883

Hi anon. How're the kids?

>> No.15407902

Still don't exist.
Neither does my waifu.
Sad times.

>> No.15407933

At least they exist in your heart anon.

>> No.15407935
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This mantis is being deployed to infiltrate an enemy megacorp's facility! What do you say to her before she leaves?

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I wish there was more pictures of crying monster girls. I would really like a sad Dragon.

I'm feeling like shit today.

>> No.15407942

>Augmented Mantis

Robot + Mantis hybrid... does that make her some sort of super-double-kuudere?

>> No.15407952

what if it loops back around into emotion because of how stoic

>> No.15407959

Only plebs use invisibility in a stealth mission.

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What, like a genki-superhappy mantis?

>> No.15407964

>crying monster girl
That's actually in my to-do list for next month

>> No.15407965

Yes extremely

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>> No.15407977

Why is Druella such a dork?

>> No.15407978

about the same as being crammed into a tight space with anyone else id guess. uncomfortable and slightly awkward.

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>> No.15407995

Nice. Good luck on making those monsters cry!

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What a horrifying thought

>> No.15408008

queen slimes

>> No.15408009
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I want a /fit/ hellhound with nice abs!

>> No.15408015

How do you deal with that situation? Especially since Latenight's girls are so HUEG. Three giant silent mantises staring at you.

>> No.15408018

>How do you deal with a trio of giants with blades sharp enough to literally split a hair down the centre

You don't deal with it. You just do whatever they want.

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>> No.15408034

I wonder if those Mantises would like some jokes

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Being a Ryu is suffering, always getting their men taken by hotheaded Dragons or dumb Wurms

>> No.15408050

Hey, maybe Jabberwock or Ryu will help her.

>> No.15408054

Shit, meant to say Wyvern, not Ryu. Though can you really blame me for forgetting Wyvern?

Hey, that might cheer the Ryu up. At least she's not a Wyvern.

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Even Wyverns get cute boys though

>> No.15408081

Wyvern shill please

>> No.15408090
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>"Hey Anon, why are you always hanging out with that no-good cat girl?"

>> No.15408094

S-She's just a friend!

>> No.15408098

'cause I got nobody else.

>> No.15408101

Because she doesn't call you a no-good mouse

>> No.15408108
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Because she actually knows how to funpost.

>> No.15408125

Because she's been me and my girlfriend's best friend since childhood. Who are you?

>> No.15408126

I still want to see a crying lich.

>> No.15408130

Cats are slimy, I don't hang out with cats. I hang out with Kobolds!

>> No.15408140

Her ears are so big and floppy!

I wanna touch 'em!

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I demand porn of this alp
I need it

>> No.15408145

no can do anti lewd act prohibits it

>> No.15408152

Probably not. Drawing monster girls from life would be a total trip though.

>> No.15408155

Because my actual pet cat who I've had literally as far back as I can remember is dying and might not even make the night.

>> No.15408173

Because cats can teach me how to catch a rat.

>> No.15408196
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After a long bath the feeling of shityness went away! Ohh the wonders of hot water, if only it was heated by my waifu's fire breath.

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I'm impressed with Houtengeki, as he actually had the the decency to not skimp out on the Succubutts demonic features.

>> No.15408225

but all cats are no goods

>> No.15408230

After seeing >>15403278 I agree. I didn't even know button down shirts could be sexy, but they are.

>> No.15408238

The shittyness feel will come back when you remember that the dragon waifu will never exist.

Also i have a dragon addiction.

>> No.15408262

Then more art of Pharaoh.
Or a Kunoichi.
Or fuck, have you drawn any Basilisk art yet?
If so, do one of those Monmusu DMM lamia girls then.

>> No.15408266

>I didn't even know button down shirts could be sexy
Welcome to the club of good taste.

>> No.15408271

Seeing the art of this guy makes me sad about the fact that i will never be able to bully a thick monster girl.

Fucking unfair world.

>> No.15408318

I want a Kiki and Shog to be friends

>> No.15408337

Alright anons, confession time. Time to post ideas that are usually too lewd for here.

>> No.15408338

Something about how casual they look makes me want to fuck the girl who wears it

>> No.15408347

I want to have two naked Kikis in a room with only one maid outfit.

>> No.15408348

I think I've said literally everything I want to do and have done to an alp here in these threads. I'm out of ideas.

>> No.15408356

Bonus points if the maid outfit is actually a Shoggoth in disguise.

>> No.15408359

I want to take pictures of loli MGs in diapers.

>> No.15408363

Quicksilver pls no

>> No.15408370

Quicksilver pls yes. I'm not him though.

>> No.15408384

A Wight giving her husband an age regression cookie for /ss/ shenanigans.

>> No.15408390

Alices did nothing wrong.

>> No.15408395

Quicksilver pls convert to the one true faith again and write about titty monsters.

>> No.15408397


>> No.15408400

I'm not him anon, I promise.

>> No.15408407

oh god titty lady please dont eat me

>> No.15408408

I like shogs they are nice to befriend

>> No.15408415

I need an adult!

>> No.15408417

I am an adult

>> No.15408465
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Being a househusband is objectively the best life. Prove me wrong.

>> No.15408489

>wanting alp porn
Sick fuck.

>> No.15408491

you're right

>> No.15408494

It is literally garbage compared to a life of independence or a life of mutual support.

I mean, I'll admit there were plenty of times in my life were I fantasized about being completely dependent on a motherly amazon. Those fantasies were usually shortly followed by daydreams about resting a gun barrel on the roof of my mouth.

>> No.15408497

>resting a gun barrel on the roof of my mouth
A lot of us want this too.

>> No.15408505
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By the Hoary Hosts of Hathor!

>> No.15408506
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>It is literally garbage compared to a life of independence
>He fell for the "Strong Independent Human Boy don't need no Mamono" meme

>> No.15408510

>can't see Hathor without imagining her getting gangraped by egyptian demons for all eternity
Thanks, shitty movie.

>> No.15408519

Really not liking that picture.

>> No.15408520

How about getting gangraped by a baby crazy Hathor and some Hathorite Demons and Succubi?

>> No.15408521

No idea what you're talking about, but you should use your mighty magic powers and save her already.

>> No.15408526

Really liking that picture.

>> No.15408530


>> No.15408548

I like elves that aren't smug or rapeable

>> No.15408566
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Let's be honest here. Alp porn is pretty vanilla, especially if you don't know the truth about the characters in the pictures.

>> No.15408573

Don't you 'fufufu' me you old hag!

>> No.15408578

Dude, I don't need this in my life. I just saw the word "tallywhacker" used in a Stephen King novel and I'm pretty shaken over it.

>> No.15408581
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Wood Elves then?

>> No.15408586

I want to take that elf to the city

>> No.15408591

She'd shoot people's cars with her bow and arrow

>> No.15408594

>Expecting a higher standard than that from the King
After the end of the Dark Tower, nothing he does surprises me anymore.

>> No.15408599

She'll run out after a few minutes

>> No.15408605

Flashbacks to the first chapter of Dragon Ball now.
Funnily enough this was a Dark Tower book. I picked it up because it's set between books 4 and 5.

>> No.15408611

Wind through the Keyhole actually wasn't a bad book. Better than the last 1.5 DT books anyway.

>> No.15408612
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Personally every time I hear the word turgid I remember a quote from the Mycons in Star Control II.

"Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues."

>> No.15408619

If you've read it, can you spoil me if the tax collector was actually Flagg?

>> No.15408630

The guy in black? Yeah.

>> No.15408645

Guy sure gets around, doesn't he?

>> No.15408659

Just makes his forgettable end that much stupider. Man, him and the end of the Crimson King were just such anticlimactic letdowns.

>> No.15408660

>tfw no pregnant Succubus waifu who's worried about whether or not I still find her attractive

>> No.15408667

I try not to think about it. Let's discuss what kind of girl The Walking Babe would be.

>> No.15408695

The preggo look suits some women, but my waifu's belly barely bulges before the egg comes out.

>> No.15408718

Pregnancy is my fetish.
It goes without saying that I'd try to keep whatever waifu I had as pregnant as possible.

>> No.15408743
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About time Ordures started drawing muscular girls.

>> No.15408747

Why doesn't she have any nipples?

>> No.15408751

I like those legs

>> No.15408770

Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle Superwurm?

>> No.15408775

I can't look at wurm pics anymore. It's just a bittersweet cluster fuck where I have to remind myself that I can't share them with my friend. If there's any fuckin justice in the afterlife it's that he is banging that retarded dragon in heaven or lost to the void.

>> No.15408783

Just play it off that you found these cute pictures one day but you don't know where they're from.

>> No.15408785
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there shall not be porn of her

>> No.15408787

Doing what?

>> No.15408791

Are you happy, /mgt/?

>> No.15408794

she a good alp who deserves nothing bad

>> No.15408798

The more conservative you dress her, the harder my dick is.

>> No.15408813

Modestly dressed Liims when?

>> No.15408817

This is good, Alps shouldn't be encouraged.

>> No.15408824


I will give you 20$ to have her bent over and fucked against her will agaisnt a wall

or just press her boobs agaisnt a wall

I have a wall fetish

>> No.15408829

Is that you, Trump?

>> No.15408830

Alright, but I'm going to imagine her naked and getting drilled by a faceless man and there is NOTHING you can do to stop that.

>> No.15408833


Make it happen.

>> No.15408838

Can rend be used as a noun in the same way a tear can be a noun?

>> No.15408843
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Reminder that even mature foxes need headpats too!

>> No.15408845


>> No.15408846

A rend? The rend? Why not?

>> No.15408847


Because it was basically the first "exotic" fetish I had imprinted on me as a child, and anime ended up nurturing it. That's why.

>> No.15408849

Because she's got barbs in places that make me feel soooo goooood~

>> No.15408858

No. The past/noun is rent.

"He was rent in twain." or "The claws left their marks as gaping rents in his armor."

>> No.15408864

no they don't

>> No.15408865

I want to come home to my witch wife and daughter both wearing soaked diapers and excitedly asking to be changed.

>> No.15408873

I want to be headpatted!

>> No.15408876

That's ok only if they're soaked with girly juices and not the other stuff.

>> No.15408879

mature foxes are supposed to be petting my head while i comb their tails

>> No.15408880

Is that you, tile fetish anon?

>> No.15408884

>Be villager
>People start to act weird
>Goddammit a monster infiltrated us again
>Organize the usual meeting to find out who it is
>Invite all the villagers in a reunion
>We have a debate about love
>Suddenly drop the classic "Sex and love are 2 different things."
>3 usually quiet woman stand up and protest
>Call them out for being monsters
>They reveal their true form
>One is a Succubus, the other 2 are Werewolves
>They grab 3 men and leave the village after we chase them out
>Cursed monsters and their fooleries

>> No.15408885
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no means no

>> No.15408887

When will they learn?

>> No.15408888

>yfw sleeping beauty was really just a dormouse with super narcolepsy

>> No.15408890

There is nothing wrong with this.

>> No.15408896

You might be saying "no, no, no" but in my mind she's saying "Yes, yes, yes!"

>> No.15408897

I can't think of Sleeping Beauty without thinking of degenerate BDSM orgies now.
Surely no Dormouse could be put through such a thing.

>> No.15408899
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When are you gonna learn, .less? "No" means "yes"!

>> No.15408900

>Surely no Dormouse could be put through such a thing.
Anon they were MADE for that sort of thing.

>> No.15408901

That's adorable, I want to play keepaway with her and another anon.

>> No.15408902


Quick give her a wedgie, and then a swirly

and then a wet willie with your dick

And then come back years later and admit to her the only reason you bullied her was because you harbored romantic feelings for her and the only way to express them without seeming like a wussy to your peers was to bully her and get her attention that way

>> No.15408904

That seems fun, I wonder how the debate is when many more monsters are there

>> No.15408906

You know what, there's definitely enough reference material of her to get a commission done. Gonna have a look around, spend this bonus on something nice.

>> No.15408907

>Sleeping Beauty without thinking of degenerate BDSM orgies now
the fuck have you been looking at?

>> No.15408909

You're the hero this thread deserves

>> No.15408910

Well if you say so.
The other day we talked about Anne Rice and Vampires, so I went to read up on it on wikipedia. Turns out she's written some other stuff than Vampires, and I'll just leave it at that.

>> No.15408911

What would villagers think if weird stuff started happening but there wasn't any sort of lewd tilt to the happenings?

>> No.15408914
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Woo! More top-heavy Oni!

>> No.15408916

My wife is not a kunoichi spy!
she just has a thing for exotic knives is all

>> No.15408919

Don't believe his lies.

>> No.15408922

Ample wurm ass

>> No.15408923

Did she poke out her eye with that pipe?

>> No.15408929


Alps go home no one loves you.

>> No.15408940

Are you saying>>15408916
is not a male, and still has a Kunoichi wife?

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we're all mad here, you know

mad at you

>> No.15408947

I think he's talking about the poster talking about his kunoichi wife.

Unless you're implying double alp yuri. That's like double forbidden love.

>> No.15408949


the husband's lies

>> No.15408956

Gee billy, why does your mom let you have two alps?

>> No.15408959


because she's a shitty parent

>> No.15408966

No penises!

>> No.15408972

What if you are raped by an alp?

>> No.15408976

Why mad at me?
Then you become one because that's fucking gay as hell.

>> No.15408977

Why all grills in that anime look like heroin junkies?

>> No.15408979
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well good luck finding them!

>> No.15408984

I want to make my Familiar daughteru wear a diaper to remind her that she's still a baby and shouldn't be masturbating yet.

>> No.15408985

Then I tell her she has to take responsibility.

>> No.15408989

Dont listen to Ondore's lies!

>> No.15408994

Isn't it obvious?
The lewd are below her skirt!

>> No.15408996
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Would Sabbath TV stations broadcast anything other than magical girl shows?

>> No.15408997

she isn't going to

>> No.15408998
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Are you aware of just how dangerous an Alp can be?

>> No.15409001

I've already decided what it'll be, something like this http://falara-unveiled.com/wp-content/gallery/pokemon/08.jpg but with body writing.

>> No.15409002

Then I rape her three times as hard to right the crime against nature that is being raped by an alp.

>> No.15409006

but you can't rape her while she rapes you

>> No.15409008
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>"I hear your village has a bit of a Monster problem."
>"Yeah, I can protect you, but my services don't come cheap."

>> No.15409009

I hope she gets pregnant then, that'll teach her to rape all willy nilly.

>> No.15409016

I can't remember, are there any monster girls that can end up marking a man as their husband without the man actually realizing it? Like they could start getting attacked by a monster, but then it senses foreign demonic energy and backs off, leaving him completely confused.

>> No.15409017


I think I'm missing some, can anyone help?

>> No.15409020

friendly reminder that alps are HELLA gay

>> No.15409021


>> No.15409023

So if two alps fuck is it so gay it loops back around to straight?

>> No.15409027
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>Writing a story
>Realize that the characters I've written in another story would fit fairly well and could share the setting with zero issues
>Can have the characters return without dealing with character development of a bunch of other characters and instead further refine the already existing ones if I find the opportunity

What's the general consensus on reusing characters on an otherwise unrelated story in the same setting?

>> No.15409030

I'm going to have a small alp harem and spoil/impregnate all of them!

>> No.15409033

If you spoil Alps they act like spoiled brats.

Or worse, they become smug.

>> No.15409034

I think it's neat, but that's just me.

>> No.15409039

There's only so much scissoring and spadetail penetration before they realize a dick needs to get involved.

>> No.15409042

That little Wendy-goe needs help!

>> No.15409043

>spadetail penetration
At the same time?

>> No.15409045

A true ninja will not let you find their kunai

>> No.15409055

Yes, and sometimes a spadetail oroboros. But it's just not the same.

>> No.15409060

How are alps treated by other monsters? I have always imagined they'd be treated the same way as alices: other monsters adore them and always try to teach them lewd things.

>> No.15409065

How gay is a liliraune made of alps?

>> No.15409067

They'd hate them for wasting perfectly good dicks.

>> No.15409068

Fuck, anon
I like this idea and wish the best

>> No.15409070

They also get pudgy.
I shall make due with this harem of pudgy, smug alps.

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>> No.15409073

What if a Manticore's venom was very low potency

>> No.15409077

Just don't make it vital that the reader have read the previous story, 'cos ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

>> No.15409080

I would pretend that it's very strong, so her feelings aren't hurt.

>> No.15409082

I imagine they see them as something pure to be corrupted

>> No.15409093

>"Girls! It's an Alp!"
>"Kyaa! Time for a MAKEOVER!~"
>And then they fuss with the Alp, dressing her up in different outfits while she blushes.

>> No.15409098

A Kunoichi will always have some hidden somewhere on her husband for quick access.
He's almost always unaware that they're there, though. She keeps them in places he never checks, like his back left pocket.

>> No.15409114

What if you confront her about having no weapons when go to the airport

>> No.15409136

Having a man turn into an alp in the middle of a monster assaulting him would obviously be the most awkward thing ever, so do you think there are succubi who just run around inducing the transformation in every man they find who is eligible so that this doesn't happen?

Also, if the alp transformation is the replacement for an incubi transformation when the man is a fag, and many incubi transformation are brought about by sex, doesn't that mean a monster girl can end up sacrificing her purity for nothing if the man she has sex with turns into an alp?

>> No.15409144

I want to hug all the single mindflayers

>> No.15409150

No doubt. There's probably monsters who get off on that.

Monstergirls can detect stage one alps and will react accordingly.

>> No.15409158

What about stage 0 alps

>> No.15409171


>> No.15409172

Not as good as stage .5

>> No.15409182

Fat bottomed alps make the rocking world go round.

>> No.15409188

Are those monsters before the age of the demon lord?

>> No.15409194

Alps are shit, stop talking about them.

>> No.15409199

Alright time for Cait Sith Power Hour

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>> No.15409207

Gonna molest that booty.

>> No.15409213

Fuck it, I wanted to go read some comics anyways.

>> No.15409223

Whilst it would be better than talking about some ex-fags, lets not talk about furries either. Talk about good girls. Like wolfgirls

>> No.15409239

So time for Matango talk?

>> No.15409242

Sure. How do we make Fungi interesting and not gross? I can't think of mushroom tits in any context other than biting 'em

>> No.15409245

How about rubbing the underside of her cap

>> No.15409255

That might feel good for her but that would just be weird for the person doing it. How about a subterranean variant of Matango that isn't fungi but algae? Like a blend of matango and flowkelp, but bio-luminescent.

>> No.15409257

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please help the yukis, glacies, and yetis overcome the summer heat.

Such cool girls are ill built to last in the sun.

>> No.15409259

I want to befriend Allured and hangout with her!

>> No.15409260

Would dwarves take care of them?

>> No.15409261

But my air conditioner broke down and I ran out of popsicles because I'm already taking care of an alp with an oral fixation.

>> No.15409263

When will monsters know that sex isn't for kids

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>> No.15409270

Dwarves? I'm thinking a little more lost and deeper than dwarven mines. And I don't know why but I always imagine dwarf mines at some point tapping into lava.

>> No.15409274

Do Dragons give birth to a single daughter at a time, or do they have broods?
Would a man married to one have dozens of sister-in-laws?

>> No.15409279

I don't think there is mushroom for that kind of talk. Instead how about that cutie Charon

>> No.15409286

they dug too deep and entered a mushroom cave

>> No.15409294

A lava mushroom cave?

>> No.15409295

All mgs are extremely infertile. It takes a shitload of time to get them pregnant and they give birth to 1-2 kids max

>> No.15409304

They feed of the geothermal energy

>> No.15409309
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I want to squeeze a matango's spongy mushroom butt

>> No.15409316

That sounds hot

>> No.15409320

I suppose its horrible girl hour so where are the lilims?

>> No.15409326

Earlier in the thread I think

>> No.15409334

But Lilims are great.

>> No.15409335

No we haven't had your waifu discussion yet

>> No.15409336

Lilims are also always watching

>> No.15409341

But I like Lilims, I got one hell of a boner for corruption and Demon types

>> No.15409358

but how about nice, cuddly lilims that just want everyone to get along?

>> No.15409362
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fuckin' wan-wans

>> No.15409364
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Fucking stretchy anime meat

>> No.15409366

Google's trying to send me to cartoonnetwork.com when I search for this. Hook me up.

>> No.15409368

I think Mindflayers are just misunderstood

>> No.15409374

I didn't realize ELH supported monsterboys.

>> No.15409375
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Is this suppose to be the queen of hearts?

>> No.15409380

Well she's very clearly not a Lilim, so you tell me.

>> No.15409381

I don't think so. Queen of hearts is a lilim, and they're all supposed to have silver hair as far as I know. I think that's just an Alice.

>> No.15409396

Do all alices evolve into doms after getting their memories back?

>> No.15409397

Would hellhounds dye themselves different colors

>> No.15409401

I like to think that they have some natural variation.

>> No.15409403

Oh hey, lantern put out an update.

>> No.15409407

Do it, it'll give us a sense of continuity and shit.

>> No.15409425

Some interesting world building.

>> No.15409426

Is an alice even still an alice after going to wonderland? What makes them different from any other lolified succubus at that point? Besides the fact that any children they have will probably also be alices.

>> No.15409435

Actually since an Alice is deemed a "Mutant Species", they just have a higher chance of producing similar mutations. The greater odds are that their children will be normal.

Imagine a teenage succubus with an Alice for a mom.

>> No.15409442
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Why are scyllas so great?

>> No.15409450
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There was once a maiden from Stonebury Hollow~
She didn't talk much but boy, did she swallow~
I had a nice lance that she sat upon~
That maiden from Stonebury that was also your mom~

Any stories about bards?

>> No.15409452

I bet the daughter is thought to be the mother when out in public

>> No.15409456

Hah, I remember this guy.

Shame such a being doesn't really exist. We'd be swimming in MGs.

>> No.15409462

Boys love tentacles?

>> No.15409470

who doesn't like tentacles?

>> No.15409474
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Why are kuchisake-onna so great?

>> No.15409475

What are these curious creatures?

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>> No.15409485

That's some lousy stitching.

>> No.15409506

She's a qt

>> No.15409521

So what's their deal?

>> No.15409526

Nigga google yourself in the ass.

>> No.15409529

>wikipedia link
That's not a very entertaining way of discussing your waifu.

>> No.15409535

>that link
Great, now I wanna see what happens when they meet someone that has a Glasgow smile already. I wonder if she'd really believe he thinks she's pretty.
I'd write this if it weren't 5 AM and I'm falling asleep. Maybe when I wake up.

>> No.15409536

>someone that has a Glasgow smile already
Why so serious, Sally?

>> No.15409539

What if I say she is beautiful

>> No.15409541

There's a diagram, anon.

>> No.15409557

That only has to do with pretty

>> No.15409563
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Just kiss the spooky.

>> No.15409599

Im going to mix a vampire and a shoggoth

>> No.15409602

As a fan of both I wish you luck.

>> No.15409606

Wont that make alucard?

>> No.15409609

>not wanting Girl Alucard as your meido

>> No.15409612

Fuck that shit

>> No.15409620

I want a abomination murder vampire, not a maid

>> No.15409624

Then why the Shoggoth? Just fuse the Vampire with a Slime.

>> No.15409632

we were talking about alucard, shogs are closer to the idea, just have to remove the "maid" part

>> No.15409637

Sneaky bastard.
I also do not trust that mage already. Who would send an incubus to an anti-monster nation on a peace deal?
Also, a giant wall around a nation? Did they get the monsters to pay for it too?

>> No.15409641

>Who would send an incubus to an anti-monster nation on a peace deal?
Someone cheeky.

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>> No.15409665

>"The tower college wants nothing less than meaningless bloodshed.”"

Was this an error, lanternon, or did we get a Freudian slip from our incubus friend?

>> No.15409666
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>"Hey there, wanna fork?"

>> No.15409667

>Freudian slip
Mages don't give a shit, anon.

>> No.15409670


>> No.15409675

Anyone trying Zell's current update on his monster girl game? Is it worth downloading? Last time his update didn't add much at all.

>> No.15409677

Uh, Lady. There is a fucking HUGE spider behind where you're standing.

>> No.15409679

What would your waifus favorite pokemon be?

>> No.15409682

Matchamp. Dat body, dem gropy arms.

>> No.15409692

Blastoise, because we remember giving one Earthquake and Ice Beam just to say "Fuck you" to anything that could've been his weakness.

>> No.15409696

Sweetie, why are you letting your retarded brother smoke?

>> No.15409709

Which pokemon brings the most profit?

>> No.15409712

Slowpokes if you cut their tails. But only a monster would do that.

>> No.15409714

Gardevoir, just prostitute her and all the fags will flock over for a nice fug.

>> No.15409740

Probably one of the cute rodent ones. So I guess Furret?

>> No.15409765
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Remember to eat your greens

>> No.15409773

I haven't eaten anything green today, and I wont, either.

>> No.15409786


Too furry for this thread, but somewhat topical.
How could you react to Beauty and the Beast in genderswap?

>> No.15409793

Shit nigger what are you doing?

>> No.15409799

I'd fall for genderswapped Gaston, of course.

>> No.15409811

>"Nobody makes men cum quite like Galston!"

>> No.15409814

So there's a new monster girl manga.
but they're super softcore.
and the men are full on furry
and the MC is a human who likes another human girl over the pupper who likes him
and the pupper is flat
and the MC got beat up by Winnie the Pooh
Tread carefully and lightly.

>> No.15409828

Wolf girl is pretty much a loli.
She also kisses him in chapter 1 and he puts her on a leash in chapter 2.

>> No.15409832

>and the men are full on furry
>and the MC is a human who likes another human girl over the pupper who likes him

Into the trash it goes

>> No.15409842

Fap to alped furniture and eating utensils just to see if I can.

>> No.15409848

I want to hold her tail up like that and pound her ass so hard she will start trembling and fall to the ground while panting heavily!

>> No.15409851
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Give it a shot.

>> No.15409856

Just like the other one, it just tells me maybe cartoon network has something to do with it.
Just give us a NAME anon! It can't be something like Cumfartfaggotpiss or anything as shitty as that.

>> No.15409857

Except not really

>> No.15409859

I want to cheat on a monster girl with a cute human girl

>> No.15409863
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>> No.15409868

Murenase Shiiton Gakuen.

>> No.15409873

That fucking smug+tailwag.

>> No.15409874

Damn it! She's cute!

>> No.15409887

Google, what about this image says 'Men's footwear' to you?
Thanks anon.

>> No.15409891

I need mindflayer stories NOW.

>> No.15409892


>> No.15409895

Flat women hold you closer to their hearts.
Also she has the power of childhood friend.

>> No.15409903

flat chests are easier for babies to nurse on.

>> No.15409910

They have no milk!

>> No.15409911

That reminds me of the writefag who sealed his fate before even starting by asking us to name him.
I can't even remember what he called himself, but I still sure as hell remember us calling him Cumfaggot.

>> No.15409913

I'm sort of writing one. She's the villain though.

>> No.15409914

Do not bully the Pupper!

>> No.15409917

And then he tried to squirm out of it.

>> No.15409918
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>> No.15409919

Breast size does not correlate to milk production.

>> No.15409922
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Flat chests are easier for husbands to feast on too

>> No.15409924

>Tanuki pimping a plant girl out
>Sits in the back wringing her hands
>Finally the girl's too cumstained for the hundred men still in line and they run a train on the Tanuki instead

>> No.15409939


>> No.15409979

>Make Caithness great again

>> No.15409985
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>> No.15409993

Rip anon

>> No.15409997

Other than Caithness coming across as a big Trump joke, I'm looking forward to seeing what it's like.
It sounds like it'll be in a bad state, and will probably get it's ass kicked and forced to open its doors to monsters again at some point in the story. That would suck for humans who wanted to be left alone though. I wouldn't want to be harassed in the street every day for being single either.

>> No.15410000

This is why Sabbath sucks - they don't understand just how much many men love big tits.

>> No.15410002

Saucenao and other stuff like that isn't pulling any results. Mind giving the name of this?

>> No.15410008

It was already given just a few posts up ahead.

>> No.15410016

See you try to promote this shit then you go and post this.
I honestly can't tell if you actually want anybody to read it.

>> No.15410018

But they understand how many men love dfc.

>> No.15410019

Delete that shit

>> No.15410023
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I don't think you know what you're talking about, onii-chan!

>> No.15410025

it's a story about a pure wan wan trying to win the heart of a human boy, who thinks he wants the human girl. What does it matter if some bears try to rape a bunny? You seem autistic.

>> No.15410031

Anon are you literally retarded?

>> No.15410032

Just like it isn't ok to post monsterboys it isn't posting furry shit either.

>> No.15410033

Unless they're actually going to eat her or something you can fuck off.

>> No.15410034

Ah, thanks for pointing that out.

>> No.15410037

those are literal bears.

>> No.15410047

The ones that form a family generally do.

>> No.15410056



>> No.15410058

Male bears.

>> No.15410061

Imouto = Onee-san

Being the middle sibling you get the best of both worlds.

>> No.15410064

>No twins

>> No.15410068

What if addopted middle monster daughter with an otouto and an onii-chan.

>> No.15410069

>all this territorial partisan behavior
What if I like both though?

>> No.15410070

>wanting to look like a girl or fuck something that looks like a man

>> No.15410073

inb4 fencesitter

>> No.15410084

Twins don't have to be identical you dork.

>> No.15410119
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I need the biggest MG booties you have.
They should be at least this big.

>> No.15410126
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I love healthy, non family related Dragons that are my age and have moderate sized breasts!

>> No.15410130
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>> No.15410189
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>Not loving dragons of all shapes, sizes, relations and ages within reason

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>> No.15410219

silence girl! Don't tempt him!
Virgins are the most dangerous force known to monsters.
A virgin can lift entire continents, reach speeds faster than light, absorb a Tsar bomb level of damage, and are immune to all spells or traps.
Not even the mightiest monster can stop a virgin.

>> No.15410233

>I will never ever have a fat-bottomed Familiar
>I will never have a Familiar with massive lactating breasts and inverted nipples
It hurts.

>> No.15410271

Heres all that I got.

>> No.15410276

It's a lie. I am but a slut for dragons.

>> No.15410303
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This is highly acceptable/

>> No.15410321

I wish you much luck in your endeavor.

>> No.15410330

>Would Sabbath TV stations broadcast anything other than magical girl shows?
I imagine they would have shows on how to fuck like normal TV has cooking or diy shows or something. And just straight up porn.

And the magical girl shows would be half H too.

>> No.15410358
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>nipple piercings

>> No.15410423

I wanna put a shirt on an ultra-busty wurm just so I can see muffintops!

>> No.15410467

Religious ceremonies with the high Baphomet or whatever I guess.

>> No.15410483

Sheer boob power will destroy any cheap cloth that you try to put it on her.

>> No.15410537

I wanna do the same with a kunoichi.
She'd be busty enough that she gets stuck sometimes sneaking around.

>> No.15410579

I want to put some clothes on a naked succubus so she has some modesty

>> No.15410596

I can see monsters finding our concept of modesty laughable and would probably just go naked at places like the beach. Until they discover that a lot of guys love the whole tease of tight/skimpy clothes and suddenly swimsuit and lingerie sales skyrocket.

>> No.15410616

I want to smite a succubus!

>> No.15410623

>suddenly swimsuit and lingerie sales skyrocket.
>some one dude working at an office full of succubi
>they're all just wearing nothing but lingerie at work

>> No.15410633

They'd probably miss the point this hard or be that desperate if there's a lot of them around, sure.

>> No.15410699

That's the Alice who centers in the Imperator story. Not the Queen of Hearts.

>> No.15410726

Pudgy alice in a bikini!

>> No.15410763

Slim baphomet with some meat in the right places in a bikini

>> No.15410781

Muscled familiar in a bikini!

>> No.15410787

Fit bikini kiki.

A fit Bi-kiki, if you would

>> No.15410796

Pseudodragon Familiars

>> No.15410836

What if I draw the porn myself?

What if it involves lactation?

>> No.15410838

Tell me more of this

>> No.15410840

Fat werecat in a one-piece!

Would they look like mini dragons and be haughty?

>> No.15410899

I don't have much practice drawing porn so she'd probably just have her button down half off and be leaking copious amounts of milk

It wouldn't be very exciting. Unless you're really into button downs and leaking alps.

>> No.15410915

>not inverted nipple lactation

>> No.15410924

Post the greentext again pls

>> No.15410947

But I barely have experience drawing regular nipples

You have made me realize that I've only seen like five pictures with inverted nipples though.

>> No.15410969

We should just get all out drawfags on this
A collective lewding of an Alp

>> No.15410976

Do you have a gallery by chance?
>You have made me realize that I've only seen like five pictures with inverted nipples though.
You could always gander through a booru of your choice. That, or use http://imgur.com/a/n8kKd which is fresh from the /v/ drawthreads.

>> No.15410977

A is for Anal!
Which makes alps panic.

B is for Breasts!
Something alps lack until stage 3.

>> No.15410980
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>Sabbath channel has a few shows from every genre on normal TV
>You'll never get to watch a Familiar Batgirl or Baphomet Supergirl fighting crime

>> No.15410987

C is for Cum
Something Alps drown in

D is for Dick!

>> No.15410998

E is for Erotic!
A type of act that makes alps blush.

F is for Fanny!
A particularly fat part of the alps.

>> No.15411008

G is for Golly gee wilkers!
A phrase commonly used by an Alp when they see the D

H is for Horny!
Some Alps seem to be in permanently

>> No.15411010

G is for Groping!
Wandering hands make alps wet.

H is for Humiliation!
Alps get hot and heavy in public.

>> No.15411014

I is for Ice Cream!
Something that looks lewd when spilled on them.

J is for Junk!
A part of men that alps stutter over!

>> No.15411015

I'll give you my deviantart link because it has the few lewd things I've drawn too: http://critnuke.deviantart.com/gallery/

>> No.15411027

K is for Kissing!
A way to make an Alp blush

L is for Loving!
In the missionary position while holding hands under the pale moonlight

>> No.15411032

M is for Mating!
Make sure to teach new alps the basics.

N is for Nakadashi!
Alps say no, but they mean yes.

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Crit? You can draw some delightfully soft girls, and it's nice to see you take an interest in lactation stuff.

>> No.15411042

O is for Orgasm!
The denial of which is a favorite trick played on them.

P is for Penis!
The alps still want it, even if they don't have it.

>> No.15411049

>threads reach 2000+ posts within days
>all fueled by discussion of how you'd fuck or bully, or bullyfuck monster girls
Damn you guys are lewd

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Aww shucks.

>> No.15411068

Q is for Quintuplets!
An achievement made by impregnating the Alp

R is for Rape!
Something that happens when you don't impregnate the Alp

>> No.15411072

Well, I've always enjoyed it, I just never tried drawing it. I'm starting to try and draw lewd things anyway, so I figured I'd give it a go.

Speaking of which, I just remembered I was supposed to draw a hathorite lich. Whoops.

>> No.15411074

S is for Sex!
The best way to upgrade your alp.

T is for Titties!
A small part of alps that needs to be slapped.

>> No.15411082
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>Well, I've always enjoyed it, I just never tried drawing it. I'm starting to try and draw lewd things anyway, so I figured I'd give it a go.
You have great taste because lactation is a fetish I developed while browsing these threads.
>Speaking of which, I just remembered I was supposed to draw a hathorite lich. Whoops.

>> No.15411101

U is for Urge!
They have an urge to have sex.

V is for Vulva!
Puffy like a cloud.

>> No.15411105

W is for Wedding!
A dream of all alps that makes them blush

X is for X-Ray!
A type of porn that lets alps see whats in them.

>> No.15411110

Y is for You!
Alps love You

And Z is for ZR!
I can't think of anything witty with this erection for ZR

>> No.15411115

Z is for Zetta Ryougi!
It's a signature style of Tsun alps!

Now you've done your Alp B Cs,
Now go fill an alp with babies!

>> No.15411117

Good, it's over.

That was HELLA gay.

>> No.15411119

We reached the end of the ALPhabet.
How far we have gone.

>> No.15411123

What is this, 2006?

>> No.15411127

Nope, just NorCal shitters.

>> No.15411128

Truly this is an achievement that will go into the history books

>> No.15411137

Me thinks the 'man' doest protest too much.
Check for a spade tail, boys!
We've got a fox in the hen house!

>> No.15411150
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Did someone say fox? You sure you didn't mean WANTON SLUT?

>> No.15411158

Geez, you sneak into a chicken harpy pen ONE TIME and suddenly you are a slut

>> No.15411164

>you will never be triggered by a succubus calling you cute in a public place and write a tweet about how you were sexually assaulted in front of bystanders who did nothing to help you.
This is truly the worst of all possible worlds except for the one where every game is made by EA.

>> No.15411181

>reading YBA and Lanternon's stuff
You know, if monstergirlslike the ones in these stories were actually a thing I think I'd just be living the life I am now, alone and on the internet all day. The only difference would be the terror I'd feel near full moons.

>> No.15411185
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I bet every single one of you would marry a Horse Pussy if it meant getting to live in a Wakanda styled super super power country.

>> No.15411193

Sex would be entirely optional, yes? Because I'm not fucking a horse.

>> No.15411206

Well what's she like?

>> No.15411210

>Not finding a nice gentle yandere on earth
>Not moving across the gate where you are literally more coveted than diamonds or gold, to the point where women will fight to the death for the honor of courting you

ybaverse is great if you're a man and have some initiative and aren't unlucky enough to be in one of the wars or born in the monster homeland before contact with earth

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>Sex would be entirely optional, yes?

Why even ask questions you already know the answer to anon?

Horse Pussy in general anon.

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I'd rather just settle down with a nice Bicorn and a select few girls.

>> No.15411230


>> No.15411232

>Implying I'd want to live with anybody like Wakandan faggots
Atlantian master race

>Implying I need excuses to marry a centaur

>> No.15411238
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Atlanta doesn't exist anon.

We're talking about real fictional places here. .

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Psst, hey /mgt/

post muscle girl ideas/greentexts/shorts pls

>> No.15411253

Too bad the monstergirls exist.

>> No.15411257
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Muscle elf gym instructor getting a bit too touchy feely with a man while helping him.

>> No.15411263

That's not funny.

>> No.15411268

Here's a different one for you. Musclemaid shark girl. She got so tough by having a job hauling barges with her sisters. Now she's so strong she can act in a team as a tug for ships. She just likes to swim around lazily at the end of the day and eat fresh sardines while dreaming of saying hello to one of the handsome boys playing at the beach. She fantasizes maybe one of the surfers will get in trouble one day and she'll be able to make a heroic rescue that sparks a wild romance.

>> No.15411269

Wait scratch that one. Muscle Lich trying to invent the ultimate protein shake.

>> No.15411277

Gonna nibble her ears and stroke her abs

>> No.15411280

>Earth-bound environment
>subject to war

I'll stick my dimentional rifts and K'un Lun

>> No.15411288
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Muscle Jiang-shi wearing a skimpier midriff showing version of her attire hopping around while her plump titties and ass jiggle.

>> No.15411289

Muscle mantis hunting you down to make you her husband

>> No.15411307

Gonna pat her head.

>> No.15411316

And she's going to nuzzle into your chest

>> No.15411318

Good, good.

>> No.15411379

Strong yeti who always gently and softly hugs but doesn't know her true strength

>> No.15411385
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Here, take this Sea Horse.

>> No.15411405

who carrying the eggs?

>> No.15411410

You know who.

>> No.15411422


i've seen horses swim, and