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15390518 No.15390518 [Reply] [Original]

Kobolds are really cute!

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>> No.15390522

>>15390490
Yep.
Just imagine a posh European vampire you've known since her family immigrated over to the states when the two of you were both kids. She usually wears frilly gothic lolita dresses that expose her generous cleavage and is usually the definition of a cool and refined beauty.
Now imagine her sucking your dick with wild abandon, her manners forgotten and her lips dragging across your shaft. Imagine her eyes never breaking contact with yours as she swallows load after load of your cum.

>> No.15390524
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15390524

I want to walk to school together with the nerdhound!

>> No.15390525

>>15390518
Can a Kobold balance a ball on her nose?

>> No.15390528

>>15390525
You'd have to teach her how, and make sure to give her a treat afterwards.

>> No.15390532

>>15390524
I wanna bully a nerdwan in a sexual manner!

>> No.15390533

>>15390522
Does she endeavor to keep up her appearance as a refined rich girl in public, treating you like a servant, only to wait on you hand and foot behind closed doors?

>> No.15390535

Which monster is best to go to the bowling alley with

>> No.15390536

How dense is too dense?

>> No.15390537
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15390537

http://i.imgur.com/xYC972X.png

Hair jobs

>> No.15390542

>>15390536
Why are you comparing apples to pineapples?

>> No.15390543

>>15390518
I'm trying to figure what to make of that furry vest. How does it even stay up? Why is that belly access window so small? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

>> No.15390545
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15390545

I want to get pinned to the ground and drained dry by my vampire childhood friend while she's consumed by her hunger! I want her to treat me really tenderly apologize a lot!

>> No.15390548

>>15390536
If light can still escape, you are not yet too dense.

>> No.15390549
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15390549

>>15390532
I want to pull her tail!

>> No.15390550

>>15390537
Mmm.

>> No.15390552

>>15390533
You've been friends since childhood, so she wouldn't treat you like a servant. Other than that pretty much yeah. Except replace "wait on you hand and foot" with "Ride you so hard it'd make a wererabbit in heat blush".

>> No.15390554

>>15390549
I want to play with her ears while she tries to read.

>> No.15390556

>>15390549
if you asker her to take her glasses and do the flame eyes would she

>> No.15390558
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15390558

Would you an Ougi?

>> No.15390560
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>>15390545
I prefer plump yanpire titties.

>> No.15390561

>>15390537
>A Kejourou will never molest your normal, unmoving hair with her prehensile hair.

>> No.15390563

>>15390560
That's what Anon gets for wandering around a spooky mansion at night

>> No.15390567

>>15390558
she's too spooky for me

>> No.15390571

>>15390558
Yep.

>> No.15390574

>>15390563
Why not both? A himedere yanpire

>> No.15390584

I want to enter the spooky haunted house during the day, checkmate spookies

>> No.15390585

>>15390556
She'd get all embarrassed because you're putting her on the spot and she can't see, but if you tease her for long enough she'll get angry and it'll happen instinctively.

Then she'll rape you.

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>> No.15390587
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>>15390561

True sadness

>> No.15390590

>>15390585
I don't want to tease her I am just curious if her poor eyesight affects them

>> No.15390593
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15390593

>>15390584
Spooked to death

>> No.15390597

>>15390586
Titty Kitty is best kitty.

>> No.15390601

>>15390593
But the scary stuff happens at night, if I go in during the day I can catch them unprepared

>> No.15390602

>>15390584
But anon, it's dark as night in there, and the spooky wisps closed all the curtains

>> No.15390605

>>15390590
Sure they're not as hot or explosive as the other Hellhounds', but that's just because she doesn't use them that often, you hear?

>> No.15390610

>>15390602
So open the blinds first chance i get when in there

>> No.15390611
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15390611

>>15390597
Not all the time.

>> No.15390616

>>15390610
But anon, they hang around the blinds and close them right after you open them, and they ohoho at you whenever you try

>> No.15390619

>>15390611
Itty Bitty Kitty Titties are just the prelude to big fat cat tats.

>> No.15390624

>>15390611
Titty kitty is best kitty unless the cat in question has that nymphic grace cats do, a toned stomach and preferably a nice butt too. That cat just falls somewhere in the sad middle.

>>15390616
Burn the curtains. that'll show 'em.

>> No.15390626

>>15390616
I can rip the curtains off and wear them like a cape

>> No.15390632

>>15390605
So compliment her eye flames then what do they get hotter

>> No.15390637
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15390637

>>15390624
>>15390626
Now they float around you a pout at you from the corner of your vision

>> No.15390640

>>15390637
Ill put the curtains back up after I safely explore the haunted house making sure I leave before the sun goes down

>> No.15390643

>>15390632
Maybe a little, but that's just because she's blushing.

>> No.15390645

>>15390637
>Pouting dead women
This is my fetish.

>> No.15390650

>>15390640
They'll put up a sign that warns people to not touch the curtains after you leave

>>15390645
That makes them pout even more!

>> No.15390652

>>15390643
so I'm helping her, maybe she will enjoy her eye flames so much to get contacts

>> No.15390653
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15390653

>>15390637
>>15390645

>> No.15390655

>>15390650
If I return at night how raped would I be

>> No.15390656

>>15390652
Wouldn't those melt though? That'd be a really bad time for her if they melted in her eyes.

>> No.15390662

>>15390653
Why is she upset?

>> No.15390663

>>15390652
Contacts would fare even less well against eye flames though. She'd need to get (laser) corrective surgery.

>> No.15390667
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>> No.15390669

>wendigo
What the hell am I looking at.

>> No.15390670

>>15390656
>>15390663
Being a nerdwan is suffering.

>> No.15390671

>>15390656
>>15390663
Oh yeah that might not work out. Maybe she just likes her glasses and doesn't want laser fix

>> No.15390673

>>15390669
Awawa? Anon doesn't like?

>> No.15390675

>>15390670
Do not bully the nerdwan or she might go too far

>> No.15390676

Why do the monster profiles avoid showing lewd parts?

>> No.15390677

>>15390670
Well, nerdwans grow up into office-lady wans so it's not all that bad.

I mean, one in twenty probably has the misfortune to be the overweight boss lady everyone talks about behind their back but the rest are good.

>> No.15390681

>>15390671
>Maybe she just likes her glasses
The only people that like glasses don't actually need glasses. Generally.

>>15390670
It could be worse. At least she's not a monoeye.

>>15390669
Yeti and wendigo fighting over a man!

>> No.15390684

>You will never be the head of a company
>You will never be raided by a dragon from a rival company who doesn't get how hostile take overs work.

>> No.15390687

>>15390681
I like glasses and my vision is shit

>> No.15390688

>>15390670
I'm gonna bully all the nerdwans I see!

>> No.15390691

>>15390684
She is so getting sued, get the Tanuki lawyer legion on the case

>> No.15390693

>>15390662

she doesn't appreciate the christmas lights

>> No.15390694

>nerdwan snaps and bring a gun to school

>> No.15390700

>>15390694
Can I try and talk her down as her best friend and get shot

>> No.15390701

>>15390694
As if a dork like her could even shoot up the school.

>> No.15390703

>>15390687
And you're why that "generally" is there. Most people I've spoken to this on would gladly hit a button that makes their vision good enough to obviate the need for glasses.

>> No.15390704

>>15390694
Well better than the usual bullied Monoeye

>> No.15390707

>>15390694
What's she gonna do?

>> No.15390709

I want to go to the creepy house up on the hill, get gassed and wake up in a cuddlepile with a bunch of cute spooky girls!
For the record, that's a Zombie, Ghoul, Ghost, Wisp, Dullahan, Lich, Wight, Vampire and Dhampir.

>> No.15390710

>>15390694
Time to play chicken and see if she'll actually shoot.

Either she doesn't and I win or she does and I still win.
If I live, she can see me when she gets out of Juvie, she's pretty cool

>> No.15390712

How long can a Wight pretend she is still a zombie for the warmth

>> No.15390714

>>15390712
As long as you'll let her.

>> No.15390715

>>15390684
I remember this.

http://pastebin.com/pCLJgpBe

>> No.15390716

>>15390709
I want to live next to a graveyard so I can be with the spooky girls!

>> No.15390719

>>15390712
Not at all. However it's adorable to see such a posh woman pretending to be a zombie so she can get cuddles, so you'll probably let her.

>> No.15390720

>>15390712
She couldn't. You get a special letter when your zombie waifu ranks up.

>> No.15390721

>>15390694
She needs a hug

>> No.15390724

>>15390720
She can try and intercept it or does it turn into that harry potter scene with the letters

>> No.15390725

>>15390715
That story is why self destruct buttons were invented.

>> No.15390729

>>15390716
Would you let them drag you up to the mistress of the manor's room for a spooky reverse gangbang?
There'll be cuddles afterwards and a big breakfast together in the morning.
Plus, the Lich doesn't know it yet but the Vampire actually found her Phylactery.
She's going to wait until the Lich's turn to ride you to break it.

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15390735

Research grants are so hard to come by these days.

>> No.15390737

>>15390735
She just needs to try harder

>> No.15390739
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15390739

>>15390735
Got to work that booty and give special dances.

>> No.15390742

>>15390715
>>15390725
Would there be anything more satisfying then, when the Dragon company thinks she's conquered your business, you start the self destruct sequence, giving everyone 5 minutes to evacuate the building? All those assets gone, her conquest for naught, and your pride intact.

Seeing a too-haughty-for-her-own-good Dragon finally lose once in her life is too good.

>> No.15390743

>>15390739
She looks sad

>> No.15390747

>>15390742
That would just make her more angry.

And the rape more violent.

>> No.15390750

>>15390729
Do I have to act scared and helpless as they do?

>> No.15390754

>>15390739
>ywn rape Charon

>> No.15390755

>>15390747
She can do to me what she must, I have already won, and nothing she does to me will take that satisfaction of cheating her out of a business away.

>> No.15390757

I want to marry Charon and have our vows be all puns

>> No.15390758

>>15390754
She's for tender loving.

>> No.15390759

>>15390757
But what kind of puns does wholly matrimony lend itself to?

>> No.15390761

>>15390758
Tell that to skid row.

>> No.15390762
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15390762

This is now the official /jp/ Devil Bug thread!
Devil Bugs for everybody!

>> No.15390764

>>15390762
I'm gonna spray them with Raid!

>> No.15390766

>>15390759
I bet Charon would think the word marriage has a nice ring to it

>> No.15390767

>>15390762
Fuck that, I'm moving to not!Egypt where the khepri run free!

>> No.15390768

>>15390762
But can they sing?

>> No.15390769

>>15390762
This is a takeover I wouldn't mind backing

>> No.15390776

>>15390766
Scallywags like you should be hanged.

>> No.15390782

>>15390776
I;d rather not hang around

>> No.15390783

>>15390782
You're a real pain in the neck all the same.

>> No.15390790

I want to date a super casual and down-to-earth vampire who wears sweatshirts and pajama pants all day despite her sister yelling at her to dress properly!

>> No.15390793

>>15390715
>Dennis and Sypha would later become married and have a happy family with 12 kids.

>> No.15390795

>>15390739
I bet she was to wear this when she operates the ferry now. In order to draw more business.

>> No.15390799

>>15390783
I can see right though your game like a window and it is panefully obvious what you are doing

>> No.15390801
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh_GFDYAoW8

Starting at around 0:44, listen to the Night Elves. How much you wanna bet they're talking about orc dicks? Why are Elves such lewd creatures?

>> No.15390805

>>15390750
It would certainly set the mood. Especially if your struggling got weaker over time until you're basically just letting them have their way.
If you do that the cuddling will be twice as snug.

How do you feel about waking up with the Lich staring into your eyes because she drew the long straw and got to keep cuddling you while the others had to go make breakfast?

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>>15390801
Slutty Elves won't leave those poor Orcs alone.

>> No.15390809

>>15390805
Did she stare into my eyes the whole night

>> No.15390810

>>15390799
I give up, this window stuff just got too sill for me.

>> No.15390815

>>15390809
No. Kinda hard to do that when you're sleeping.
But you can bet the first thing she did when she got to stay in bed was lay on top of you and just stare at you while holding you close.
If you look hard enough you could probably see her lips curling up ever so slightly.

>> No.15390819

>>15390810
There ought to be a Sillyver lining to this

>> No.15390822

>>15390815
How long does a staring match with a lich last

>> No.15390823

>>15390819
Get your head out of the clouds, you're walking on sunshine, whoa-wo-whoa!

>> No.15390827

>>15390823
Don't try and head on out without hearing how

>> No.15390829

>>15390822
Until you blink.
Or until you kiss her.

>> No.15390833

>>15390829
Will she keep going after I blink

>> No.15390837

>>15390833
Yes. She really likes looking at you.
She'll blink if you find and break her Phylactery though.
She'll also be a lot more sensitive to your touch, to the point where teasing her nipples will be enough to make her have an orgasm or two.

>> No.15390841

>>15390837
So this lasts until the other undead finish breakfast

>> No.15390845

So I had this idea: Esper

A majin type that occasionally forms when a human woman has an out of body experience. Their body and spirit, touched by demonic energy, become slightly independent from each other. The body half ends up with a temperament similar to a lich, while the spirit half is highly spirited. They can't have both halves fully active at once until they become more experienced, and can't fully physically manifest the spirit half until they gain even more experience. In the beginning, their capabilities are limited to moving objects at a distance, invading the dreams of others, and minor alteration of matter. Their abilities when they first "awaken", however, may have be greatly increased if it's under dire circumstances. The situation under which a human woman has the highest chance of turning into an esper is seeing a man they care for in mortal danger.

>> No.15390852

>>15390845
A girl who flip-flops between emotionless and hyper-genki?

>> No.15390853

>>15390841
And then when the two of you get down to the table for breakfast she stares at you from across the table.
Meanwhile you have to deal with how the other girls flirt with you too.
>Lich staring at you
>Zombie is nuzzling your arm a bit
>Dhampir is shooting nervous glances at you on occasion
>Wisp is giving you "The Eyes"
>Ghost is hovering over your shoulder watching you eat
>Dullahan is keeping her head close to your plate and chatting with you while her body "eats"
>Ghoul is deepthroating a sausage.
>Not to be outdone, Vampire is deepthroating a rolled up pancake.

>> No.15390858

>>15390853
I want to move to that house and live with all of them

>> No.15390864

>>15390852
She's emotionless if you see her in the real world, and genki if you see her in your dreams. At least until she becomes powerful enough to go full jojo and have her spirit physically manifest.

>> No.15390866

>>15390853
I think a Vampire would prefer blood sausage.

>> No.15390867

>>15390858
They'd be more than willing to have you. Gather up your things from your old home and they'll help you move them.
The Vampire may seem haughty and smug about your choice, but the second she's out of earshot she'll be squealing in joy that you chose to stay. She was really worried you wouldn't like her and that you'd leave.
I just realized I forgot Wight in that list, but that works because Wight flirts with you just by existing in the same room.

>> No.15390871

>>15390864
>emotionless girl with genki Stand
I approve of this message.

>> No.15390874

>>15390866
That's more of a dinner thing than a breakfast thing anon.
Plus, the Dullahan makes really good pancakes and the vampire has a bit of a sweet tooth.

>> No.15390876

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to give a mindflayer a hug.
They are squishibly soft for your pleasure.

>> No.15390878

>arch imps turn innocent human lolis into semen demons
Is there any being more evil than this?

>> No.15390879

>>15390876
I like mindflayers they are cute

>> No.15390884

>>15390879
That they are.
Remember to hold them close so it's easier to Kiss your cheek.

>> No.15390885

>>15390845
What if one half takes over?

>> No.15390893

>>15390807
>green skin
>pig face

This hybrid orc confuses me.

>> No.15390895

>>15390893
P'Uruc-hai is perfection.

>> No.15390903
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Is it too late to talk about Vampires?

>> No.15390907

>>15390903
It's never too late to talk about Vampires.

>> No.15390909

>>15390907
If you were a Vampire's thrall, would you know?

>> No.15390924

Would Kikis do a perfect jewel heist because they leave no mess

>> No.15390926

>>15390924
Ah yes, Diamond Diana, Sapphire Sally and Ruby Ruby, the infamous Kikimora jewel-thieves.

>> No.15390928

>>15390924
No, they'd be mortified at the idea of breaking the fine glass windows and display cases in the first place.

>> No.15390929

>>15390924
They'd get distracted and end up cleaning the place. When the sun rises they'll still be there scrubbing the floors, having forgotten all about the jewel.

>> No.15390932

>>15390845
Also, the female children of an esper would start out human, but would awaken into espers extremely easily. If the spirit of an esper is impregnated(usually only happens for powerful espers that have achieved full manifestation, but it can rarely happen via dream sex), it gives birth to a poltergeist.

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>>15390903
Yes, we're talking about spiders now.

>> No.15390940

>>15390934
she needs a kiss on the cheek and a hug

>> No.15390944

>>15390929
But the entire place will shine like a jewel!

>> No.15390960
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>> No.15390963

>>15390960
AGRO!

>> No.15390980

Now that I think, poltergeist could be a slime/ghost type. What interesting things could that do?

>> No.15390981
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15390981

I want to go exploring strange new worlds and boldly cum in women no man has ever cummed in before!
Woo-woo-wo-wo-woo-wooo!

>> No.15390983 [SPOILER] 
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"hmmph , please kid, you know you want a mofu wife"

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15390993

Is it fox time?

>> No.15390997

>>15390983
>>15390993
Mofu mafia strikes again?

>> No.15391001
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>> No.15391010

Chitin>Mofu

>> No.15391016
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I want to go on an adventure

>> No.15391019

>>15391016
That's an adventure I'm more than willing to undertake, but it's a no-no here.

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>>15390983
>>15390993
>>15391001
>cosplay girls

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While adventuring, you stumbled on to something spectacularly shiny.

>> No.15391057

>>15390981
Wet slimy fish pussy!

>> No.15391058
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>>15391046
I prefer my plant girls a little more green.

>> No.15391064

>>15391058
Did she tie herself up with her own vines?

>> No.15391065

>>15391035
>Throwing away a perfectly good ribbed catcunt.
Pure waste.

>> No.15391069

>>15391064
Hey some plants are into tying people up but there's others who are into being bound themselves.

>> No.15391072

>>15391069
Are you sure she wasn't practicing out of curiosity and now can't untie herself without breaking the vines?

>> No.15391091

>>15391072
That is cute, self bondage screw ups and they have crush help them out?

>> No.15391093

>>15391091
Oh how humiliating it would be for them to have the guy they like see them in such a sorry state.

>> No.15391133

>Any any point a hypernova can erase everything in an instant
I need a lilim tier girl with her own pocket dimension.

>> No.15391201

ded

>> No.15391204
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15391204

And what's wrong with that?

>> No.15391232

>>15391204
I wanna shoot the shit about my existential woe, that's whats wrong.

>> No.15391285

>>15391232
Think about this.
How do you know that the way to see the color purple is the same way everyone else sees the color purple? What if their purple is green? What if their hot pink is yellow?

>> No.15391289

>>15391232
Well, I'm here. I have that feel when feels.
We can talk about the suffering of not getting milked dry by a wolfgirl each night together.

>> No.15391293

>>15391285
I feel this is a question every ten year old asks at some point. Certainly I did.
But the fact that the visible light spectrum is the way it is, and the fact that our brains have so much physical similarity suggests that we do see colors pretty much the same way.
Substantiated by how people perceive cliche color combinations and universally have certain attitudes about them.

>> No.15391296

>>15391285
Wavelengths are not subjective

>> No.15391300

>>15391293
I dunno.
He Japanese had no word for "blue" until contact with the west.
They just used "Turquoise" for everything in the blue-green range.
If qualia are the same across minds (or even across cultures) you would think they would have realised they needed one. And/or English would have decided we didn't need one.

>> No.15391310

>>15391293
>>15391296
You are smarter than I expected you to be. Good, it was a pretty silly question anyways.

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>>15390993
Is it ever not?

>> No.15391336

>>15391204
I want Lich-san to help me with my Necromancy mid-term.

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>>15391310
Now for another question: how much does monster race influence your waifu's genitals?
Are all canine MGs blessed with advanced cock grappling technology that will rhythmically milk you while staying fully hilted as she grinds against you in the lotus position, as if trying to merge your bodies and lick your tonsils clean?

>> No.15391341

>>15391310
I mean granted its infantile to be concerned about stupid shit like sudden asteroids or supernovas, so the idea that I could be wrapped in "how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" isn't too out there. But the thought just crossed my mind that a dimension altering waifu would be one hell of a safety measure.

>> No.15391343

>>15391341
but how can dimensions be real if our waifus aren't real?

>> No.15391346

>>15391340
I dunno, does tiger pussy do anything special or is it just ribbed like all felines?

>> No.15391348

>>15391343
But what if there are dimensions with our waifus in it?

>> No.15391363

>>15391340
I'm fine with a purely human pussy with excellent muscle control thanks

>> No.15391364

>>15391336
I want to take extra one on one lessons with Lich-sensei.

>> No.15391387
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I want to take a wisp on a date!

>> No.15391388

>>15391340
I sure hope so, because that sounds hot as hell.

>> No.15391391

>>15391387
I don't trust that smile
>"It looks like rape is on the menu!"

>> No.15391395

>>15391391
Silly ghost, you can't eat rape.

>> No.15391436

>>15391391
>Get wasted on a night out with a wisp
>Like, whisky dick wasted
>She has to carry you home
>You stomp to a stop as you pass an undead manor with an old style iron lantern and a flickering blue flame inside of it
>Mutter "I always thought that the cage around a flame was kind of pretty"
How does she react?

>> No.15391455

>>15391395
She can technically eat something while doing the raping.

>> No.15391459

>>15391455
That seems rude. Like if they were riding you and they just starting scarfing down twinkies, getting crumbs all over your belly and in your bellybutton.

>> No.15391467

>>15391459
I dunno anon, some people are into that.

>> No.15391509

>>15391467
I know this is the internet, and the website that has tilefucker, but... really?

>> No.15391515 [DELETED] 

>>15390518
>we are totally not furfags guys because it's a japanese drawing
I am quoting my amazement how this thread is anywhere but /trash/.

>> No.15391535 [DELETED] 

>>15391515
Well, the thing is only a select few people here like Kobolds and the Siths.
They're not very well received otherwise.

>> No.15391550

>>15391436
Rape and "capture".

>> No.15391560 [DELETED] 

>>15391515
Well, compared to the Sith, Kobold is the least furry

>> No.15391565 [DELETED] 

>>15391515
You have a point, that pseudo furry was a shit choice of OP

>> No.15391607 [DELETED] 

>>15391515
It is.

>> No.15391626

>>15391509
I love when my waifu gives me a blowjob while eating. She also says that the taste of the food gets better when I cum on it while it's all chewed up in her mouth.
This is kinda disgusting, I would never do this with her.

>> No.15391632

>>15391626
I know you're joking but I feel a little ill reading that

>> No.15391638 [DELETED] 

>>15391565
>MGE Kobold
>Pseudo furry
I know these threads are sheltered and all but she's practically a human compared to half the stuff under the monster girl tag on art sites.

>> No.15391652

>>15391632
So did I. Never going do write shit like that again, but the worse part is that something like a beelzebub would probably like that.

>> No.15391653 [DELETED] 

>>15391638
>Compared to
It's not a comparison, the nigga just cut the bottom half of a Cu Sith off and threw it on the Kobold. Design should have been closer to his werewolf design, but he seems to have been on a furry pandering phase during those releases.

It not being as bad as it could be doesn't make it not bad. If a dude punches you in the fucking face, he doesn't get to turn around and go "I know you are sheltered and all but this is practically a greeting compared to half the stuff happening in the world"

>> No.15391663 [DELETED] 

>>15391515
Hey, fuck you buddy. Kobolds are cute.

>> No.15391664 [DELETED] 

>>15391653
>A monster having an animal-like lower body makes it furry pandering
Oh shit, hide the Wurms and Oomukades.
>Design should have been closer to his werewolf design
An encyclopaedia with close to 200 girls should be varied. Nothing separating her from a loli Werewolf if he does that.

>> No.15391667 [DELETED] 

>>15391653
So, the bottom half being animal-like makes it furry panda-ring?
Man, you must be great at Lamia parties

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>>15391667
Someone report me, apparently I just posed furry outside of /b/.

>> No.15391673 [DELETED] 

>>15391664
>>15391667
Don't twist my words, faggots. I just said that he cut and pasted the bottom half of a legit furry into the kobold design, and it's a shame. Kobold could have been 10/10 if degisn wise it fell more inline with the monstergirl aesthetic of werewolf and hellhound, and less inline with the furry aesthetic of the siths

>> No.15391679 [DELETED] 

>>15391673
No need to twist your words, your words are retarded enough as they are.
Lamias copy and paste a legit snake, spider girls copy and paste a legit spider, insects copy and paste legit spiders.

It's not like he hasn't been doing it for a long time now.

>> No.15391683 [DELETED] 

>>15391673
The bottom half might be iffy, but the Kobold is a 10/10 for not having those fucking retarded tumor paws that serve no function other than outing cunts with abysmal taste.

>> No.15391691 [DELETED] 

>>15391679
Are you honestly telling me that you are incapable of looking at the profiles listed and observing the differences in the presented aesthetics? Are you honestly telling me that you are too stupid to see into the finer details of the issue and aren't merely oversimplifying things to belittle my point?

>> No.15391699 [DELETED] 

mods = gods

>> No.15391700 [DELETED] 

>>15391691
Both kobolds and cu-sith have the lower body of an upright dog so yes, of course they're going to look similar that's not exactly rocket science.

That's as silly as saying a Lamia is the same as an actual snake because they both share the same lower body.

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It's all over, let the dead rest without molestation.

>> No.15391714

>>15391704
She's getting molested and when that lantern becomes a loli it's getting molested too.

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>>15391704
Methinks the psychopomp may be a bit too trigger happy with her scythe

>> No.15391720

>>15391704
Gonna poke the dead until she comes back alive.

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>>15391704
I'm going to molest Abigail and you can't stop me.

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>>15391714
You're awful!

>> No.15391739
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>>15391731
that fox loli is getting molested too. Fox lolis are for molesting!

>> No.15391740

>>15391731
>three whole tails
Yeah, the innocent shtick isn't going to save you today, Sabbath-chan.

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>>15391704
No.

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>>15391739
Now you're just being desperate.

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>>15391752
desperate for cute fox girls

>> No.15391798

>>15391763
Hey, so here's a point of discussion.

In the course of the hundreds of thousands of posts I've skimmed over the lifetime of these threads, there have been some lasting fad girls and some constant standbys. There have been KC oneshots that get honorable mention in laundry lists and short stories (mosquito girl, anyone?) but always it goes back very strongly to stuff like canines, felines, dragons, and powerful undead. A lot of readily sympathized high power monsters usually with comfy cosplay styling.

So my question is this: would there be enough fluffy tail to go around?
In a world where 50% of anons want some sort of wolfgirl (inclusive of tanuki and foxes here), would you deal with the maligned girls in an MGC or KC world?

Where every female is a succubus, vermin, goblin, or some sort of abomination, are stronger cosplay MGs the Stacy Thundercunts of the monstergirl world?

When there are supposed to be something like only two dozen Lilim and all the Pharaohs and Vampire lords are literally running kingdoms, where does generic little Anon stand? Does he get stuck with the first poor dumb, dead-end little mouse to latch on to him?
Can he hold out for better?

>> No.15391805

>>15391752
How can she wear something like that and not have a dick penetrating her?
Looks like I have to fix it.

>> No.15391812

>>15391798
>tfw your favorite is a girl no one cares about
It feels really good.

>> No.15391813

>>15391798
I always thought about that. How can little old me get a Dragon waifu?
I don't think I would be able to even get the chance to look at one, since they live mostly in mountains and shit like that.
I guess the only way is to become a climber and search for one.

>> No.15391816

>>15391798
>Does he get stuck with the first poor dumb, dead-end little mouse to latch on to him?
That's entirely fine with me. The one thing that applies across the board is that the waifus love you almost unconditionally. How can a man not respond to that love?

>> No.15391820

>>15391798
I feel like in cases of mass-monsterization which are inevitable if MGs ever do become real, then most people would get stuck with their household pets.

>> No.15391821

>>15391820
Or their existing wives and girlfriends, right?
A majority of people would already be in relationships with other humans.

>> No.15391823

>>15391821
Oh right, people have those too.

>> No.15391838

>>15391798
Its in a man's nature to settle for his biological needs. I'd just as happily take a homeless vampire as I would a countess. Besides, it's not like we wouldn't have an eternity to rise through the ranks of the night. Her blood may not be noble, but I'll see to it that history records it as divine.

>> No.15391851

>>15391812
Must be nice to have a simple monster wife.

But I'm sure all the effort in finding a Dragon would be worth it though. That or just find one on a dating site or something.

>> No.15391854

>>15391838
But does it have to be a Vampire?
What about a wretched Zombie who can barely hold herself together physically or emotionally?
The scrappy mountain flower Alraune who rarely even catches wind of men?
The Slime (common, not magical or fancy) who tries really hard to be appealing when she has a tenuous grasp on human culture or language?

>> No.15391857

>>15391851
Even if you don't get to your Dragon waifu, you'll surely get a comparable wife on your adventures. All that hard work must produce results.

>> No.15391863

>>15391854
I dunno. I flipflop between my love of bloodsuckers and my love of pure undead. I'd also a zombie, and I'd also see her into wighthood.

>> No.15391867

>>15391857
Yeah, I can settle with a salamander or a hellhound.

Oh lord, why do I fall in love with hard to get monster girls?

>> No.15391874

>>15391798
I like undead, and lich is my favorite. But if we’re being realistic, would probably never marry one. At best, I would be a temporary guinea pig. And I also love Wights. But Wights are supposed to be the rules of the undead kingdom. So I will probably never seduces one either.
But lucky for me, in MGE, if you fuck a zombie and give her enough spirit energy, she will eventually become a Wight. And there are plenty of zombies around, and they are a low class monstergirl. Meaning that even a weak anon could easily get one.
Hell, you could probably just go and ask a lich or something to create one for you.
So all in all, I could (eventually) get one of my top 5 monster girls.

>> No.15391877

>>15391867
Because you're into fire types and you either temper or melt.

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>>15391798
Roo girls are a riot and there would be plenty close to me.

>> No.15391888

I would love to see an army of anons looking for their specific monster waifus.

Can you imagine 100 anons raiding a pyramid in order to help that one guy get his Anubis waifu?

>> No.15391894

>>15390586
>Sachito
When does the milk come out?

>> No.15391903

>>15391888
>Desert mons take it as a declaration of war
>Get ready for the 100 onslaught of Anons thinking they want a fight
>100 Anon's burst into the Pyramid screaming "WHERE DA 'NUBIS AT?"

>> No.15391909

>>15391874
Good deeds will surely be rewarded.
http://pastebin.com/rQSWZAnY
Reposting this gem from another anon

>> No.15391911

>>15391888
I want a vampire waifu, if somebody wants another type of undead they can come with me.

>> No.15391923

>>15391888

I wonder how many people would want to go to Zipangu?

>> No.15391929

>>15391911
Pyramids, undead kingdoms, underwater cities, mountains and even hell.

Nothing is safe from the legion. They think they are the only ones who can go around and rape/marry someone? Well, looks like the tables have turned.

>> No.15391933

>>15391909
Damn, that was good.
Thanks anon.

>> No.15391939

>>15391911
>The anon legion vs. the undead army.
How many will just settle for a zombie and wait until she’s a Wight?

>> No.15391940

>>15391929
I don't want to rape one though, just find her.

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>>15391923
I would gladly go there to find a nice Oomukade. Checking random caves would be dangerous though considering there could be bears or even Ushi-Onis lurking in them.

Ending up with an Ushi-Oni wouldn't be that bad though.

>> No.15391943

>>15391888
>implying any of the people here would come together in a group to get OTHER people their waifus
>implying anyone would continue in a group after they got their waifu

It just doesn't work. And what about that fag that wants a lilim or a dragon? You expect the people who want cute foxes and werewolves to shoulder that disproportionate bullshit?

I mean, I'd go on the anubis quest, but only to watch the three anubisfags face off in mortal combat for her. My bet is on Edmunton anon.

>> No.15391953

>>15391933
Yeah. Hope the author is around so I can give him some (you)s in thanks.

>> No.15391955

>>15391940
And then you two will stay together, right? There is no need to worry since it's not rape if she cums.

>> No.15391961

>>15391888
Oh goodness. This is a prompt worth taking on.
A wandering company of Anons searching for their dream. In each town they compile requests, demographics, and occasionally new members disillusioned with the local fare.
Together they trace developing world events and labor to bring their fellowship new and powerful waifus. They begin to be known to outsiders as a black legion, the harbingers of corruption who appear alongside disaster.
Forever raiding ancient tombs and dangerous countryside to enable auspicious meetings for their members. Providing the training and resources to woo even the most militaristic or haughty.
Eventually, they form a headquarters and begin to administer many specialist bands across the world. They recruit from their new wives, engineering a dating cabal with the likes of Tanuki financiers and Hakutaku recordskeepers. Their enforcers grow increasingly formidable in each era, and their reputation morphs from doom knell to matchmaking service.
And one day, their tradition is spoken of in reverent tones and conspiracy theories.
The Knights Escort.

>> No.15391964

>>15391943
I would help other anons if they helped me get my dragonfu. I would ask her to fly around and scout waifus for other people.

>> No.15391966

>>15391798
I pity the bastard that wanted a LilimXBaphoXPharaohXDragon combo.

>> No.15391967

>>15391955
>And then you two will stay together, right?
Of course, after I submit to her.

>> No.15391974

>>15391964
Don't lie. You'd be fucking her on top of her hoard all day long and forget about everything else.

>> No.15391989

>>15391974
No I wouldn't.
I am a man of my word. I help those that helped me.

Can you imagine a branch of the group made by flying monsters? It would make our job so much faster that everyone would have their waifus and time to fuck.

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What do you call the despair of remembering a story you read ages ago but not being able to find it again despite spending an afternoon looking for it?

>> No.15391996

>>15391995
What was it about.

>> No.15391998

>>15391966
phahaha.
Wonderful mental image of all the traits slapped together with scant space for woman remaining.
>dark skin, but white hair and red eyes
>most of the tokens of each desert girl remain, and the typical Lilim embellishments have morphed into golden orbitals
>six horns at different angles, etched and gilded
>four wings because why not
>tasteful weaving of fur and scale across the body
>claws and hooves
>skull snakes weaving along arms
>heka and scythe amped up by Lilim flamboyance to a weapon that screams "nothing personnel kid"
>flowing silk cape

would be a good donut steel

>> No.15391999

>>15391943
Most would leave the group after finding, but those with waifus who want adventures like Salamanders would probably help other to get theirs.

So at the end the group would always have a veteran core of anons with adventurous waifus.

>> No.15392002

>>15391995
>not just asking here
You should feel stupid, not despair.

>> No.15392004

>>15391998
Except harem was implied.

>> No.15392006

>>15391996
Protag was forced to endure having sex with a bunch of shirohebis as a trial. Memory's pretty hazy

>>15392002
I usually try to spend a lot of time finding source for something to avoid making anons mad

>> No.15392007

>>15392004
gattai

>> No.15392020

>>15392006
Sounds like that one story with the Dragon and the Ryu competing.

>> No.15392021

>>15392006
Was it "Tails From the Snake Pit," perchance? Because that was written by Gunstar, and he came down with a bad case of the DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHINGs.

>> No.15392027

>>15391395
Go away Goku.

>> No.15392031

>>15392020
There was a Ryu, but I think no dragon. I saw that story in my search as well. Story was pretty much the guy getting blue balled and not allowed to cum while pleasuring like 4 shirohebis in a row. Thanks anyway

>>15392021
That would be a shame if it was by him.

>> No.15392036

>>15391995
>>15392006
>>15392020
>>15392031
http://pastebin.com/CvR9v8Y2

>> No.15392040
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Hey kid, need a spellcaster?

>> No.15392043

>>15392040
What kind of magic does she use?

>> No.15392044
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>>15392036
Thanks! That's the one.

How'd you find it so quickly?

>> No.15392046

>>15392043
Eromancy. You may have heard of it?

>> No.15392054

>>15392044
I've seen several people looking for it in the past, so I've just got it bookmarked now.

>> No.15392055

I want to be kidnapped by a hermit amazon whos been secluded for a decade! I want her to go absolutely yandere for me!

>> No.15392060

>>15392055
I want to beat up a wimpy monster girl!

>> No.15392065

>>15392046
No, but for some reason I'm extremely aroused.

>> No.15392071

>>15392060
Like, abuse? Bullying?
Or knocking a "muh heritage" untrained Hinezumi flat on her ass?

>> No.15392072

>>15392055
>>15392060
I want to dance the mushroom samba with a Wurm!

>> No.15392075

>>15392071
Beating them up in a sexual bullying kind of way

>> No.15392083

>>15392060
I want to punch a monster girl in the face at the same time she hit me, then we'll both fall on the ground and start laughing.

>> No.15392111

I want to spank a loli familiar on the tummy.

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>> No.15392116

>>15392112
Trouble in paradise?

>> No.15392123

>>15392112
I don't read it, but that looks like a character from NGNL. Is it?

>> No.15392140

>>15392111
I want to spank a succubus right on her succubutt

>> No.15392153

>>15392140
So on her everywhere then?

kinky.

>> No.15392159

>>15392140
I want to fall asleep with my penis being kept warm still inside a succubus

>> No.15392185

>>15391911
>the nobility of an undead realm think order vampire hunters have infiltrated the city
>it's just anons who came there to fuck bitches

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>>15392112
Still holding out hope she'll get an awoken form one day.

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>> No.15392198

>>15392185
I'm gonna make them bitches dance 'round my maypole if you catch my meaning.

>> No.15392201

>>15392194
>Hebi Kiyohime
Unf.

>> No.15392208

>>15392185
>it's just anons who came there to fuck bitches
I wouldn't describe it like that.

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>>15392208
They would.

>> No.15392230

>>15391888
Yetis would have to put out a public service not to go to the mountains in light clothing hoping to be saved by one of them or a Yuki-onna, there's only so many Yetis out there

>> No.15392237

>>15392215
Well I'm not there just for sex. I thought the premise was to find your waifu, and not just fuck monstergirls?

>> No.15392242

>>15392237
You mean you're not going to take bitches for test drives until you "let the right one in", if you catch my drift?

>> No.15392246

>>15392242
Well no, my waifu's species is not big enough to find many of them, and I won't turn the girls into used goods just like I wouldn't want my waifu to be one.

>> No.15392250

How kinky is your waifu anon? be honest.

>> No.15392254

>>15392242
It would be pretty funny to see vampire antics as they try to find a way to get you to invite them into your house.
I hope that part of mythology remains relevant.

>> No.15392266

>>15392250
I would be put the stuff she's into is verbotten and haram in these threads so I can't say it.

>> No.15392267
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>>15392250
Pretty kinky

If we did this while having normal sex
It would be like double sex

>> No.15392269

>>15392250
/ss/ and lactation stuff I guess.

>> No.15392272

>>15392250
I like to think she's pretty kinky and into roleplay and such.

>> No.15392277

>>15392250
Not that much. She is more of the gentle and caring type.

>> No.15392280

>>15392250
Oh anon, you don't even know!

>> No.15392303

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/742321698943311873

KC is talking about why he hasn't updated Enty or made a new Monster Girl recently. Can someone who understands Japanese explain what he's saying? And no, google translate isn't helpful.

>> No.15392315

>>15392303
>And no, google translate isn't helpful.
Seems helpful to me. He's apologising for not updating in a while, he's going to update his site with info on MGE II sometime this month and he has 2 girls planned for Enty posts.

>> No.15392320

>>15392208
Well, it is just a saying. They would likely court high level undead with more romantic words, although I'm not sure what you would say to a lich.

>> No.15392337

>>15392315
>dual girls

Sweet

>> No.15392383

Cute dragons.

>> No.15392390

I want to be a vampire's 'adopted' otouto!

>> No.15392391

>>15392315
>Update site and the Enty and stuck in a shambles in, sorry.... Site during the month pictorial Ⅱ Enty is soon two tribes making and high resolution version in a family row in the past let us plan, updated with information.
How you get "he's going to update his site with info on MGE II sometime this month and he has 2 girls planned for Enty posts" is beyond me

>> No.15392392

>>15392391
>two tribes
Hopefully neither of them are the sandrakers.

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>>15392390
Me too!

>> No.15392399

>>15392390
Why do Vampires work so well with that kinda stuff?

>> No.15392401

I want a Gazer friend to commentate about the E3 and eat dry cereal in between the breaks

>> No.15392403
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Your adventuring days are over Anon.

>> No.15392408

>>15392403
Why?
Is she going to be my wife?

>> No.15392414

>>15392396
I want her to refuse to ever drink from me, even when she's starving!

>> No.15392422

>>15392403
Shit that reminds me, I forgot to save the rouge Holstaur that got drawn yesterday, anybody have it on hand?

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>>15392422

>> No.15392453

>>15392438
Thanks anon, I'd join an evil army just so I can be taken out like this.

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Sure is quiet today, time to post shortstacks.

>> No.15392484

>>15392480
She looks cute.

>> No.15392486

>>15392390
>>15392396
>Adopted by a Vampire and her husband as a baby
>They already have a daughter 4 years older than you
>Never having a human family for reference, you believe everything your sister does with you is normal
>When she starts sucking your blood after she starts puberty, she says it's normal for families to help each other like that so that a young Vampire doesn't go out and attack someone
>When she starts having sex with you after you start puberty, she again claims it's normal, both so that she doesn't go out and attack someone and so that no one attacks you
>She never made any mentions of what the two of your were doing was called though
>When the other boys in class started talking about wanting to lose their virginities, you had to ask what that was
>When they explained it to you, you responded with confusion
>"Don't your sisters do that with you?"
>Now it was their turn to be confused
>You told them what your sister had told you, and they told you that that was disgusting
>You went home sad and confused and told your sister what the other boys in class said
>She explained to you that you're not wrong, it's just that their sisters are human, and human sisters are bad girls who don't love their brothers
>Satisfied with that answer, you and your sister head off to take a bath together

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>>15392484
She's a tiny shortstack onee-san, of course she's cute.

>> No.15392508

>>15392486
Nothing better than a vampire nee-san

A vampire mom, maybe

>> No.15392512

>>15392500
I want to cum endlessly inside her.

>> No.15392513

>>15392403
>still no Jojo style story where monstergirls train up and challenge him to increasingly hard battles in order to win his hand in marriage.

There's potential in this shit, people!

>> No.15392514

>>15392486
More?

>> No.15392519

>>15392500
>tfw no tiny shortstack onee-san who you have to kneel down to receive headparts from

>> No.15392536

>>15392486
What a great sister.

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>>15392512
http://i.imgur.com/IPuR9RQ.png
>>15392519
Headpatting the shortstack onee-san doesn't seem so bad either.

>> No.15392545

>>15392541
>tfw the x-ray completely ruins it
every time.

>> No.15392549
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Is it finally time for the womanlet uprising?

>> No.15392555

>>15392541
>Headpatting the shortstack onee-san

No anon you will make her pout.

>> No.15392556

>>15392545
There's a non x-ray version too but without the cum or heart pupils sadly.

>> No.15392561

>>15392549
Nobody wants a woman under 6 feet.

>> No.15392564

>>15392561
lolicons?

>> No.15392573

>>15392556
That's fine, I don't care much for those anyway.

>> No.15392576

>>15392561
Hey, fuck you buddy.

Short girls and lolis need love too.

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Since we're on the subject of Onee-sans, what kind of places would you want to go to with your Onee-san to do absolutely nothing lewd at?

>> No.15392586

>>15392576
They don't.

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>>15392561
What did you say you little bitch?

>> No.15392611

Hey guys, I tried my hand at writing a short little story. Based it off of a daydream I had a couple days ago at work. If it isn't obvious, im not a very good writer. But I'd love if anyone had any advice or criticism to give!

http://pastebin.com/VQE31SgX Anyhow here it is

>TL;DR Man is blackmailed by little people

>> No.15392618

>>15392584
Parties for the high nobility that are not orgies.

>> No.15392619

>>15392584
It's not lewd, it's just two siblings expressing their love for each other. It's natural.

>> No.15392633

>>15392619
>siblings
>literal big sister instead of a figurative slightly older lady
Disgusting and yet arousing. Flooding your blood-related sister's pussy with your hot cum is the ultimate taboo.

>> No.15392636

Guys incest is still wrong even if she is a monster

>> No.15392644

>>15392636
I agree

>> No.15392647

I'm gonna be really dense around my vampire-neesan! I'll pretend to let her drink from me only to shove a bloodbag into her mouth!

>> No.15392654

>>15392636
This is wrong, I disagree.

>> No.15392655

>>15392647
Would you at least put the bag over your neck to let her have some fun

>> No.15392658

>>15392655
I'd use ketchup

>> No.15392663

>>15392654
There's no comma after guys. Therefore, he's talking about how it's wrong to fuck your faggot brother who alped.

I bet half the people here would do that anyway.

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>>15392636
>not impregnating your smug daughteru
>not impregnating your smug granddaughteru
Faggot detected

>> No.15392666

>>15392611
>Blackmailed by a group of monster girls
Now this is my sort of thing. Could have maybe done with being a bit more descriptive of the acts themselves but it's not all bad.

My advice is to keep writing down daydreams you have this way as practice while taking on board criticism as you go. Eventually you'll get better that way if you can filter out the constructive criticism from people complaining because they didn't like choice in girls/sex acts.

>> No.15392668

>>15392636
>Not getting a double blowjob from your twin Jinko imoutos
Faggot.

>> No.15392674

>>15392611
Not bad for a first attempt, friend. Stick around, it's always good to get more writefagging in here.

>> No.15392675

>>15392666
Thanks m8! Im glad ya found it at least a little enjoyable. And I will certainly try to keep that in mind.

>> No.15392677

>>15392655
Nope! I'll pretend to be helpless and beg her to be gentle before I sleight of hand the bag into her mouth and run away laughing!

>> No.15392679

>>15392674
Thank you! Hope ya liked it at least a little bit. Anything in particular that stuck out as being something I should try to work on?

>> No.15392681

>>15392611
>Get raped by shit lolis
>They treat you like shit
>Then expect you to take responsibility
Fuck that, why isn't the daughteru protecting her father's smile?

>> No.15392684

>>15392668
>Not getting a 69 from your Jinko twin sister
Switch master race.

>> No.15392688

>>15392681
My guess is because the daughteru was a piece of shit too and as hinted at it was probably the guy's fault for being a bad parent.

>> No.15392694

>>15392677
How long until she rapes you

>> No.15392699

>>15392688
Then the father should kill himself to hopefully scar the shit lolis for life.

Then leave a note for his daughteru explaining that those 3 girls and their role. That way she can avenge him.

>> No.15392717

>>15392694
That night most likely, and she'll probably drink so much of my blood that she won't need to feed for a week! It was my plan all along

>> No.15392749

I hope Anon's village is attacked by a P'Orc warband.

>> No.15392759

>>15392749
Can it have a zoimbie invation instead? That sound a lot better.

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>> No.15392765

>>15392668
Twin jinko imotous are for cuddling, petting, and waiting for them to hit puberty so they become tall musclemotous.

>> No.15392772

>>15392759
Maybe next week, your village gets attacked by lots of monsters.

>> No.15392778

>>15392765
But they'll grow up extra big if they get a good dose of protein and spirit energy.

>> No.15392782

>>15392778
That's why you feed them minomilk!
It'll help them grow big and strong to get the oniichan D

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>>15392782
Big imoutos are wonderful, just imagining a pair of Jinkos who are already 6'7 still acting like cute younger sisters and being spoiled is too much for me to handle.

>> No.15392803

>>15390807
>Monsterboy
Save that shit for /tg/.

>> No.15392810

>>15392684
>No Jinko twin sister who tries to get you to work out with her even though she doesn't wear a bra and her big tits bounce everywhere.
>No Hinezumi twin sister who keeps "accidentally" tripping during her katas and landing in lewd positions when you're near.
>No Ren Xiongmao twin sister who poledances with her bo staff when she spots you watching her train.
>No Kakuen twin sister who sits her fat spats wearing ass on your lap after a hard workout with her loose tanktop threatening to fall off.
God damn it, why are martial artist monstergirls so good?

>> No.15392811

>>15392802
>Ne ne! Scratch my ears oniichan!
>No! Pet me first! Pet me!

Yeah, big musclemotous would be lovely

>> No.15392814

>>15392611
I would have liked if it went on longer and went more in depth.

>> No.15392822
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>>15392802
Chuff chuff

>> No.15392824

>>15392802
Big sisters are angels sent to make you live in pure bliss.

>> No.15392833

>>15392814
Thats something I definitely wanna try to do. I just really wanted to pump out the Story because I ended up putting it off again. Also thank you!

>> No.15392834

>>15392811
>Chuffing when you scratch their ears
>Still trying to sit on your lap when watching tv out of habit
>Coming through to your room at night clutching a pillow when they have nightmares or there's lightning that night
>Making heart shaped valentines chocolates with "I love onii-chan" awkwardly written on them
And don't even get me started on the lewd stuff.

>> No.15392835

>>15392822
So can we agree that Katt is the best girl in Breath of Fire II? Other than Bleu of course.

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>>15392835
Yep, she has a nice tiger butt

>> No.15392841

I like Paladins and Succubi reluctantly getting along

>> No.15392853

>>15392841
>Paladin at a campfire with a Succubus he'd captured
"Eat your sausage before it gets cold."
>Licks her lips
"There's a sausage I'd just L-O-V-E to stick in my mouth."
>Gets shut up when he puts the succulent pork into her mouth and feeds her, having bound her feet and wings so she couldn't run or fly
"Gods, what'd I do to get stuck with you."
>Gives him a wry grin
"You know you love me~"

>> No.15392854

>>15392841
Why would they?

>> No.15392855
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>>15392835
Breath of Fire has some really great girls.

Ursula will always remain my favourite though.

>> No.15392859

>>15392854
Paladin-chan and her Succubus twin love the same man

>> No.15392864

>>15392859
So one of them just takes him.

>> No.15392867
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You will surrender to the might of the Maid Kingdom!

None shall escape!

>> No.15392868

>>15392864
But their childhood friend doesn't want to make the other one cry

>> No.15392871

>>15392867
But who governs the Maid Kingdom?

>> No.15392882

>>15392868
So what? They're natural enemies.

>> No.15392891

>>15392834
Puberty hits them early and hard it seems.
Gotta help them adjust to their bodies.
Also gotta remind them that they are cute, even if they aren't minichuffs anymore

>> No.15392892

>>15392855
What about those Harpy Triplets from near the start of 2?
Or that Witch who was actually named "Nympho" in the japanese version who was wearing what looks a leather bikini and not much else?
Or Nina, that black winged girl who's pretty much an angel?

...I'm starting to think that game might have influenced my tastes.

>> No.15392897

>>15392882
This. Nothing better than seeing an indecisive prick aiming for a threesome of hated enemies watch their feuding turn into a bloodbath instead.

>> No.15392898
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>>15392871
The Maid Kingdom is run by Maid for Maids!

Resistance is futile, and those that resist will be placed into the reeducation and interment camps!

>> No.15392911

>>15392897
If you care you step in between and take all their attacks

>> No.15392914

>>15392898
They can't make me. I'll never break.

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>>15392898
Their army is not to be underestimated.

>> No.15392921

>>15392911
That just kills you. If you care, you actually pick one.

>> No.15392928
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Im going to steal some treasure from a dragon's horde and never tell her where i hid it.

>> No.15392929

So I fleshed out my new monster idea: Poltergeist

A type of slime that can easily be mistaken for a type undead. They create a "territory" for themselves by producing excess slime and spreading it over an area they have decided is good for the purposes they have in mind. The slime can't be touched or seen normally unless they allow it. Poltergeists can turn invisible, pass through physical barriers, levitate small objects, shapeshift, influence the perception of humans, and cause their territory to twist into a dreamlike landscape which they have control over. A poltergeist's goal is to lure humans into her territory and spook the fuck out of them. They feed off of this. Eventually, a poltergeist will find a man she likes, and spook him until he is exhausted and unable to resist her advances. A poltergeist doesn't normally reproduce. All excess spiritual energy is put towards expanding her territory, unless her husband strongly desires a family, in which case her nature will change itself to accommodate him.

There is also another type of poltergeist. One that fixes its eyes on a young human male, potentially even a newborn. She then commits herself to always being by his side, and only showing herself to him, in order to groom him into being her husband. These poltergeists have a disposition that is playful/nurturing instead of playful/mischievous. They will only create a territory after becoming "married".

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>>15392891
But what happens when they finally do this when they notice onii-chan's been avoiding them?

>> No.15392943

>>15392921
The power of love can protect me right

>> No.15392949

>>15392897
>>15392921
Clearly you should watch the world burn and marry the survivor, because she's obviously the better waifu.

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>>15392929
I like it!

>> No.15392965

>>15392929
What do they do with human women?

>> No.15392966

Can you hug slimes?

>> No.15392974

>>15392966
It'd be very wet.

>> No.15392975

>>15392949
>Not picking your favorite regardless of power
>Not having to fight off the storied fury of a woman scorned

No reason to be a bystander.

>> No.15392977

>>15392930
Isn't it obvious?
Oniichan finds himself pinned by two pouting jinkos who want to know why he's been avoiding them, their new chests pressed against him and tight rears up in the air

>> No.15392980

>>15392867
>You'll never have your smile protected without your knowledge by operator maids

>> No.15392982

>>15392965
They just feed off their fear/shock/laughter and then don't do anything weird that causes them to turn into a slime.

>> No.15392985

>>15392977
Can I at least roll for my AGI check in case they go into heat?

>> No.15392988

If you put every type of slime in a pool, would it be fun to swim in

>> No.15392990

>>15392988
No. Because parasite slime.

>> No.15392993

>>15392990
Ok nix her but all the others

>> No.15392997

>>15392993
No, because stinky bubble slime

>> No.15392998

>>15392985
Oh Anon
You'd be testing all the stats in a bid to escape your darling imotous.
Failure results in you taking their firsts, success keeps their virginities intact but results in two unhappy musclemotous who think you don't like them anymore

>> No.15393001

>>15392997
Ok Nix Parasite and Bubble, is it fun now

>> No.15393003

>>15392997
There is absolutely nothing wrong with bubble slimes.

>> No.15393008

>>15392998
I'd be okay with success. I'm saving myself for that Big Buff Siberian Chuff!

>> No.15393009

>>15392998
If they get sad all you need to do is give them some pats and bellyrubs. Hopefully they won't try to attack you again.

>> No.15393018

>>15393003
>stinky
>a bunch of creeps
>nothing wrong


>>15393001
Yes, but it needs more color variants

>> No.15393019

Would a pregnant slime be cute or disturbing?

>> No.15393026

>>15393018
Well without Parasite Slime and Bubble Slime all the colors you've got are Blue, Pale Blue, Red, Dark Purple, and Violet

>> No.15393027

Which monster girls are the best for gangbangs?

>> No.15393028

>>15393018
Red/Blue/Purple

Might as well just be all shog honestly.
And maybe it is. And maybe so are the towels and the chairs. How would you know, master?

>> No.15393033

>>15393027
LOTS of Alps

>> No.15393034

>>15393027
Devilbug

>> No.15393035

>>15393027
The little ones.

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>> No.15393039

>>15393019
Cute since Slimes reproduce through pseudo-mitosis.

>>15393027
Slimes of all kinds, Khepri, Werewolves, Zombies, Mummies, Oni of both colors and Lilim.

>> No.15393040
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>>15393027
>gangbangs

>> No.15393041

So the more a shog uses herself to make stuff does she get smaller? If you opened your door to a loli shog would you be afraid knowing much of your stuff is her

>> No.15393042

>>15393027
You mean a dozen girls and one guy, right?
You're not talking about gay shit, right?

>> No.15393047

>>15393027
>gangbangs
No thank you

>> No.15393051

>>15393040
Gangbangs are pretty top tier when it's gang of monstergirls doing the banging.
But I'm a guy with a reverse rape fetish so what do I know?

>> No.15393052

>>15393028
>How would you know, master?
Because I'd never hire a creepy shog to be my maid!

>>15393026
Can't slimes be different colors without being different types of slime?

>> No.15393055

>>15393041
She wouldn't be so careless as to make it that noticeable. She's slow and creeps up on you a bit at a time, like the Thing.

>> No.15393057

>>15392841
I like the Sabbath infiltrating the Order with shotas to awaken the Paladins' latent /ss/ and make them too budy molesting little boys to resist the final monster takeover.

>> No.15393063

More cursed swords!
More cursed sword lewds!

>> No.15393066

>>15393055
>you look at a picture of her when you two were on your first date
>she's a few inches taller than you
>look at her now as she cooks away in the kitchen
>she's the size of a 10 year old
I bet you'd go so far as to say that nothing has changed.

>> No.15393067
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>>15393027
Khepri, oh what I'd give to be buried in brown and gold beetles.

>> No.15393072
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>>15393057
Well congratulations on admitting you're a fag enabler, and a pederast at that.

>> No.15393075

>>15393008
So the white haired jinko next door?
Is she a childhood friend?
Will your imotous accept defeat?

>>15393009
But then you've got them talking about how they feel weird and hot when you touch them now

>> No.15393077

>>15393067
Is this recent?
We need more khepri lewds

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>>15393072
>fag enabler
>/ss/
You know it's STRAIGHT shota, right?

>> No.15393086

>>15392929
What would be better: A movie theater owned by a shoggoth or a movie theater owned by a poltergeist?

>> No.15393088

>>15393072
>/ss/
>straight shota
Nigga you dumb.

>> No.15393089

>>15393077
That's years old at this point, its just that so few of us Kheprifags exist that they rarely get posted.

Fully agree with needing more lewds though, that blowjob one our new drawfag done was nice.

>> No.15393093

>>15393057
>You'll never be at ground zero of a Dark Matter lust bombing.
>You'll never get grabbed by a Paladin girl who drags you off to her rather spartan home and throws you on the bed.
>You'll never watch in equal parts terror and arousal as she strips off her armor, her underwear, and the bindings she uses to keep her considerable breasts in place.
>She'll never pin you down and rape you, her face twisting in pleasure as the ambient demonic energy caused by the bombing causes her ears to transform into those of a fox as a long bush tail erupts from her back and her ass begins to swell.
>You'll never wake up the next morning in a new demonic realm to see her blushing furiously in the fetal position whispering "I can't believe I did that to him, he'll hate me now" under her breath repeatedly.
>You'll never hug her from behind, causing her to yelp in surprise as you whisper that you don't hate her at all into her new, more sensitive ear.
>She'll never burst into tears and pull you close so she can cry into your chest.
>You'll never have a new cute domestic life with a Kitsune Paladin.
Damn it.

>> No.15393094

>>15393086
I work at a theater so, which ever one can stop little kids from dumping a whole bucket of popcorn and a large soda onto the ground

>> No.15393095

>>15393093
>she strips off her armor
Ruined it. Paladin-chans are for armored sex.

>> No.15393101

>>15393095
But anon, her old armor couldn't fit her new sexier body.
You'll just have to go get her a new set because she want to go adventuring with you.

>> No.15393102

>>15393095
>armored sex
Dumbest fucking idea

>> No.15393118

>>15393063
It's been promised.

>> No.15393119

>>15393075
She's out there somewhere. A seven foot Chuff of muscles and love who enjoys outings in her native Siberia during the winter, only to hunt you while in the nude. Then she'll warm me up in more ways than one!

>> No.15393120

>>15393102
Especially restrictive Order armor. You'd probably get your dick cut off trying to dick her in that.
Now, Demon Realm armor on the other hand, that's another story. That stuff's designed for armored sex and protection.

>> No.15393124

>>15393075
Just put your hand in cold water and touch them. There, now they feel cold and uncomfortable.

>> No.15393126

>>15393094
In the shoggoth theater, that wouldn't happen because there is no popcorn and no large soda. There is also no ground.

>> No.15393133

>>15393120
>implying her tassets wouldn't just swing up with her thighs
>implying it would even be possible to make articulated cunny plates
She's gonna have some leather pants over her holy place. Just pull those down and jam it in for the best pussy you ever felt.

>> No.15393137

>>15393119
Sounds comfy, although you better have her dressed when the family shows up


>>15393124
A fine trick!
You won't be molested by big imotous anytime soon

>> No.15393150

>>15393137
>Implying a naked Chuff wouldn't be the best musclemouto deterrent

>> No.15393175

>>15393137
I actually have a Ph.D in sisters. No onee-chan or imouto will touch me without my consent.

>> No.15393177

>>15393150
>Siberien chuff and musclemotous begin comparing muscles
>Sisters admit they don't have the muscles she does
>Next day you learn that your sisters have joined a heavy duty gym and upped the protein intake

>> No.15393183

>>15393177
>Musclemoutous doing Creatine
Oh God why

>> No.15393197

>>15393126
So I have no job because she does everything

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>> No.15393210

>>15393183
Because they gotta get fit if they want to share the oniibowl

>> No.15393215

>>15393202
STOP SPILLING THE KETCHUP REEEEEEE

>> No.15393241

What do houris give birth to?

>> No.15393249

>>15393241
Babies.

>> No.15393252

Chapter 29 of A Serpent in Zion: The Manhattan Project.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

>> No.15393259

>>15393197
She also does you.

>> No.15393266

>>15393183
Hope you got a Lunk Alarm

>> No.15393273

>>15393241
Hawaiian snack bars.

>> No.15393296

chubby Nerdhound

>> No.15393313

>>15393296
That would be nice.
I'd invite her to my gaming group.

Not gonna lie though, I'd a flat out fat fox, even if she was smugger than smug

>> No.15393316

>>15393252
You could always just post the link to the Wordpress or TFT if you're that desperate for reads.

>> No.15393321

>>15393313
Why? She's a weirdo who just plays video games and watches anime all day instead of being a good shrine goddess like she should.

>> No.15393325

>>15393316
>Pointing someone to TFT
Shame on you.

>> No.15393327

I want an elf to bully me for being human

>> No.15393328

>>15393296
Would bully her with the Hellhound delinquent.
Then apologize later because I feel bad.

>> No.15393330

>>15393296
Are for dragging outside to the beach and forcing into frilly swimsuits

>> No.15393333

>>15393321
Because she's soft, and not just because of her tails.

May add her and chubby nerd hound to the gaming party

>> No.15393344

>>15393330
But then everyone would see how out of shape she is!
Would it be white?

>> No.15393352

>>15393296
I want a chubby nerd version of all the smug squad girls!
I want to cuddle them while watching anime and playing games!

>> No.15393355

>>15393344
It'd be a cat keyhole bikini

>> No.15393358

>>15393325
I said Wordpress OR, but given the story's pretty bottom of the barrel I'd say TFT is a pretty right place for it.

>> No.15393366

>>15393333
She's a smug jerk who'd make you fetch her snakes and good, and then lay on top of you while watching her favorite shows. Do you really want that?

>> No.15393367

How do I stop mindflayers from having shit taste

>> No.15393371

>>15393352
I want to bully the nerdy kakuen because she doesn't even get any attention!

>> No.15393375

>>15393367
How do the have shit taste?

>> No.15393381

>>15393371
The nerdy Kakuen is for spanking during sex!
All the other girls get jealous of how much attention her ass gets!

>> No.15393382

>>15393355
That's nice.
That's real nice

>> No.15393385

>>15393358
Whats wrong with the story?

>> No.15393388

>>15393366
Yeah, that's fine.
Makes it easier to grope her while we watch.


>>15393381
Well, she does have the largest rear

>> No.15393389

>>15393367
You stick you tentacle in them

>> No.15393394

>>15393381
It must be fun to give all the attention to just one girl. Do you think the others would monster up and rape you?

>> No.15393400

>>15393388
>Well, she does have the largest rear
All the better to slap like bongos while you thrust your dick inside and feel her pussy clench tighter with every slap.
The other girls are going to want their turns after you finish with her though.

>> No.15393408

>>15393394
They'd sneak up behind you and press their tits against your back while whispering lewd things in your ears and making you thrust even faster so the Kakuen gets exhausted and they get their turns sooner.

>> No.15393414

>>15393089
>blowjob
Link

>> No.15393423

>>15393414
http://imgur.com/a/Rday3

>> No.15393435

>>15393400
Chubby, nerdy sum squad is best smug squad

>> No.15393438

>>15393296
Gonna cuddle that nerd! Make her a double dough meat lovers pizza!

>> No.15393446

>>15393266
>Onis go to a human gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

>> No.15393456

>>15393385
Better question would be what isn't wrong.

>> No.15393457

>>15393435
Especially because they like nerdy things, cosplay, and cuddling after sex.
And they're really fucking cute too, did I mention that? Have you ever imagined a chubby pigtailed Manticore with freckles pumping you with her tailpussy while she holds you close and kisses you deeply while staring directly into your eyes with hers?
Because now you have.

>> No.15393477

>>15393457
Yep,
Going to impregmate the lot of them, spoil them with treats, and run a campaign for them

>> No.15393479

>>15393456
So what isnt wrong with the story?

>> No.15393494

>>15393408
What if I just cuddle the kakuen afterwards, saying that I'm tired and they will get their turn tomorrow? They won't.

>> No.15393500

>>15393423
Those lich sketches were great

>> No.15393502

>>15393479
The writer's insistence on posting it here when nobody gives a shit if all they're going to do is post a link with nothing so much as a "Hi", "How are you today".

Like shit, if I wanted to read a middle school level story like that I'd go to either TFT or buy an RA Salvatore novel.

>> No.15393514

>>15393477
They're not ready for kids just yet anon.
But when they are, you'll find them all lying on the bed in the sexiest lingerie they could get waiting for you to mating press them all night long.

>>15393494
You act like that's a choice you can make anon.
Remember, one of them is a Manticore.
Not to mention the Kakuen isn't going to let you not make her friends feel good too.

>> No.15393523

>>15393502
But whats wrong with the story itself?

>> No.15393532

>>15393514
That woul be lovely, even if they don't exactly fit in the undergarments.
Mating will continue until each one is pregnant

>> No.15393541

>>15393523
It's pretty cut and dry mediocrity. Can't really get into it due to the characters and by chapter 2 or 3 I was done with it.

>> No.15393545

>>15393514
Aww, I thought the kakuen was going to keep me all for herself. Now that I know she is a good kid that shares, she is going to get the biggest hugs and cuddles.

>> No.15393552

>>15393523
The guy is playing you. He obviously hasn't read any of it. That's why all his statements are vague as fuck.

>> No.15393563

>>15393552
Not him, but "cut and dry mediocrity" is pretty fair in my opinion as well. His prose is solid-ish (and that's a very big ish), but the pace and premise just can't keep my attention, and this is coming from someone who found the uncut edition of The Stand enjoyable.

>> No.15393570

>>15393545
The Kakuen's a nice girl who doesn't want her friends to get left behind.
Hope you're ready to have a fivesome every night anon. The Kakuen's a great chef and her mother taught her some recipes that'll keep your energy up and your sperm thick.

>> No.15393579

>>15393563
>The uncut version of The Stand
>Enjoyable
Jesus Christ Anon

>> No.15393600

>>15393570
Damn right I will. I'll also make all those girls fell like they're special in every way possible. But I'll still cum a little extra in monkey butt.

>> No.15393608

I want a nice dominant monstergirl to tease about carrying me away and ravishing me, but romance and snuggle until I'm ready to submit instead.

>> No.15393611

>>15393552
If I really wanted to play people I'd say the writer of Zion was the second coming of YBA with a story that nearly rivals Bob's Laska and Me in length with better quality to it.

But I digress the premise and structure of the whole thing reminded me of a Black Library publishment or RA Salvatore. That and I expect smut from the thread, or cute stories. Not some long, plodding pedantic affair.

>> No.15393625

>>15393611
I'm pretty tired of cute shit honestly. I give it some points for not being that. Of course I wish it hadn't turned into Avatar meets Stephen King's bookclub so quickly.

>> No.15393630

>>15393625
That's why I give "Sagas" a courtesy three chapters just like my chinese cartoons. If it fails to grip me by then I cut my losses.

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Cannot have.

>> No.15393667

>>15393661
I wanna violate that memecat until she's can't speak coherently

>> No.15393668

>>15393661
Do not want.

>> No.15393671

>>15393661
That's a perfectly good waste of burger

>> No.15393675

>>15393608
I agree. What monster girl is best for that and why is it the dragons, namely vanilla and jabberwock?

>> No.15393677

>>15393661
Her thighs are pudgy enough.
Shove a ball gag in her mouth and jam your tongue in her ass.

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>>15393661
>Ugh, it's Memecat again.

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>>15393608
But what if she's too big for you, even in her battle form?

>> No.15393707

>>15393679
Meme cat needs to be THICK if she really wants to get fresh with the Internet memes

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>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

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>>15393675
Those are not subtle nor seductive enough. The best ones for it are Vampire and Apophis

>> No.15393735

what would a cougar mg be like?

>> No.15393738

>>15393735
Like a Jinko but without the stripes

>> No.15393741

>>15393735
Old catladies that seduce young men.

>> No.15393745

>>15393735
Do you mean a cougar girl? Or an older woman looking for a younger guy?

>> No.15393748

>>15393745
a cougar girl

>> No.15393756

>>15393748
black spiderman

>> No.15393757

>>15393756
sure why not

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reminder that doggies can smell it when/if you masturbate

>> No.15393773

>>15393756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>> No.15393774

>>15393767
is this a good thing or bad thing?
what would happen if I got caught?

>> No.15393778

>>15393713
Wocks are definitely more seductive and dominant then grapesnakes

>> No.15393789

>>15393767
>Not moving into an apartment building full of various types of canine monster girls
>Not masturbating god damn everywhere

>> No.15393793

>>15393778
No they aren't.

>> No.15393795

Which monster has best tentacles

>> No.15393796

>>15393767
How would they react?
Would they enjoy it out of sheer lewdness?
Or would they be disapointed because it implies that you'd rather jerk off than fuck them?

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>>15393774
>He doesn't know the risk of fapping in the vicinity of wan wans in the mood

>> No.15393800

>>15393795
Mindflayer.

>> No.15393801

>>15393793
Is that a challenge?

How do we go about measuring a monster girls natural seduction and dominance stats?

>> No.15393813 [DELETED] 

>>15393789
>another day in MGC
>head up stairs form a long day at work
>see random anon masturbating in the corner
>"dude what the fuck!?"
>"I'M LETTING ALL THE MONSTER GIRLS IN THE BUILD KNOW THAT I'M LOOKING SINGLE!"

>> No.15393826

>>15393801
Act like a dense kid around the target.

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>>15393767
The nose that knows

>> No.15393835

>>15393675
I have to disagree. Hellhounds, manticores, and sneks are best.

>> No.15393846

>>15393826
I'm gonna toss a shota into a pit with a lonely single old hag apophis and jabberwock and watch the two fight over him!

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>>15392930
Post cute half-zombies.

>> No.15393871

>>15393855
12 years old.

>> No.15393872

>>15393789
>>15393796
>>15393813
>Move into an apartment full of /fit/ werewolves
>You have shit genetics, shit motivation, you're a short manlet and going on wizardry
>Get home one night and start fapping it to a spicy pin-up of a Hellhound grilling eggs and bacon on her abs
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>About nearly shit yourself from the pounding on your door
"Oi, newbie! Stop while you're ahead! That shit's like blood in the water! If I can smell you from two doors down they can below us!"
>Roll your eyes, keep fapping away
"H-Hey now... cut it out... I can... hear it..."
>There's a noise of the wood being clawed at while you keep fapping, oh baby ride my cock with your flaming mofu tunnel and grill me some bacon and eggs~
>Your door implodes inwards
>Fright fart a little as you jump out of your chair
>It's the Werewolf that was at your door, towering over you
>The fur on her arms and legs is standing on end, and thicker than normal, her tail going ballistic
>Her pupils are dilated into slits as she sees you, ears perking up
>You can hear others coming as the Werewolf inches towards you
"Th... That thick... male... scent..."
"S-See....d...."
>She lets out an inarticulate roar as she pins you to the floor, burying her face into your balls, sniffing at them and your cock
>More werewolves are coming into your apartment, excitedly in the nude as they see the first working on you
>Get drug into the bedroom, whimpering as your scarerousal grows
>Spend the rest of the afternoon getting fucked ragged by the first werewolf, who turns out to the be the pack alpha as she declares you belong to her, the omega and betas lapping and licking at you
>While keeping you well nourished with their breast milk and well stimulated with the heat of their sexes

----

>Wake up the next morning, aching and sore
>Wince when you feel the scratches on your shoulders and back
>She's in your kitchen, cooking a heaping mountain of various meats like ham, bacon, etc
>Smiles at you when she notices your morning wood
"Maybe next time you'll listen before you fap. After all, why do you think the rent was so low?"
>She grins as if reading your mind
"No, I haven't fucked any other men. But you know what that means, right?"
>Kabe-dons you against your own wall
"Wolves mate for life, which means you belong to the pack, and the pack belongs to you."
>Pokes your pudgy stomach with one claw
"But first, we need to work on this, but don't worry. We'll have plenty of C-A-R-D-I-O for you <3"

>> No.15393877

>>15393767
But what does the wan-wan do when she smells that you've been fapping and also finds out you were doing it while thinking of her and calling her name?

>> No.15393879

>>15393871
>Yes, and?.jpg

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>>15393872
I envy that lucky son of a bitch.

>> No.15393896

>>15393886
I'd envy the sons of his bitches. They'd probably have good parents.

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Quit procrastinating. Work on your art.

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>>15393871
She's a surprisingly thick twelve year old.
I still have yet to watch her show too.

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reminder that doggies, wan-wans, woof-woofs, barkos, puppers, doggers, and all other canids are the best.

>> No.15393916

>>15393903
Clever

>> No.15393921

>>15393904
She's an overconfident retard who causes every problem the characters face from about episode 5 onwards.
There, saved you the time.

>> No.15393930

>>15393921
Okay, I can just fap to her from a safe distance.
I at least hope her fuckups come back to haunt her.

>> No.15393935

>>15393872
Keep fapping anyway. That'll show her

>> No.15393944

>Be an adventurous trader in a modern world.
>Get up every day, take care of hygiene, eat breakfast, put on equipment and gas mask.
>Open air-lock from your house and step out into forest known for having dozens of single alraunes per square mile.
>Trade spider silk insulation/blankets for their nectar to buy more spider silk with a little for profit and equipment costs
>The silk insulation allows them to spend less time closed for winter, and more time openly trying to attract men.
>This morning, you got a little too close to an Alraune whom you hugged regularly. She went into a lustful frenzy and almost knocked off your mask.
>If she would have succeeded, she would have trapped you with her scent and had her way with you, then probably kept you for herself given she's smitten with you.
>That afternoon, you spilled a little nectar onto yourself and couldn't wash the smell off completely.
>Trading nectar for coin, then coin for silk insulation at one of the Arachne's shops sent her into a frenzy as well.
>She almost cut herself on the dagger you used to get out of her webs.
>Luckily, you managed to escape WITH the insulation you bought.
>You're getting soft. One of these days, they're going to catch you. And keep you.
>The question is, which one: Alraunes, or Arachnes?

>> No.15393947

>>15393872
My dickshake brings all the bitches to the yard.

>> No.15393948

>>15393914
Undeads and lamias are better.

>> No.15393953

>>15393921
The show is also "From the creators of Guilty Crown and Valvrave presents Draugr Onslaught" so the quality is what you might expect.

>> No.15393954

>>15393944
Arachnes easily.

>> No.15393961

>>15393935
A word of caution friend, fapping near your wan wan pack during a full moon means they won't stop until you've fucked them all full of pups!

>> No.15393974

>>15393930
They do, from what I've seen.
I'm really enjoying the show personally.

>>15393953
It's basically Attack on Titan with Zombies and Trains instead of Giants and Jet Packs.

>> No.15393977

>>15393961
I can't fuck them full of pups if I don't have any sperm left

>> No.15393983

>>15393948
negative

lamiae are a close second place but undead are just bottom of the barrel.

>> No.15393990

>>15393977
That's why they brought Holstaur milk, Succubus pussy juice, and this month's issue of Hustler!

>> No.15393998

>>15393930
They do.
She
>Runs off and kicks a hornet's nest of zombies when everyone else was trying to be stealthy, then sits there with a big dumb grin on her face like she just did something good, only to start panicking and saying it wasn't her fault when a fucking million zombies swarm them
>Tries to fight those same zombies and jobs hard, requiring the MC to stop what he was doing to save her, resulting in both of them being trapped in a mind shaft after a cave in, with her trapped under the rocks so the MC needs to solo a few thousands zombies, resulting in him having to keep fighting even though his organs have been torn out (kabaneris regenerate)
>They end up having to fight this giant colony of zombies that fused together because they had to spend so much time digging her and the MC out of the cave in, which ended with them losing a train car
>Introduces them to her brother, who is hailed as a hero despite being an obvious villain who lures hordes of zombies to towns by kidnapping people, cutting them up and forcing them to run towards a settlement while tied to a horse
>The very first thing her brother does is order her to take the master key for the train the characters are in, with lethal force if necessary, and she does so without really questioning him at all and it's only diffused by another character giving her a key to something else
>Lowers the gate to a settlement, allowing her brother's goons to lure a giant wave of zombies into it, only to whine and cry because she doesn't understand why it's happening despite being told in plain Japan speak that her brother is fucking evil before any of this happened
I feel like I'm missing shit, too.

>> No.15394002

>>15393990
Does any of that stuff affect sperm production?
Because if so, then that doesn't solve the problem at hand.

>> No.15394021

Nothing better than a flat chested monster girl

>> No.15394026

>>15394021
I want a chubby vampire who's flat!

>> No.15394032

>>15394026
So she's just got thighs, ass, and a belly? No breasts at all? Poor girl.

>> No.15394033

>>15394026
>chubby
No

>> No.15394036

>>15394032
More like best girl!
You get to feel up her thick thighs and wide hips while groping the rest!

You could even dress her up in things that emphasize her rear!

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>> No.15394094

>>15394021
I want to hug a washboard yeti who gets bullied by the other well endowed yetis

>> No.15394099

>>15394094
>yetis
>bully

I don't understand, anon.

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>> No.15394107

>>15394099
they bully with hugs

>> No.15394113
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15394113

>>15394104

>> No.15394114
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It's funny that with the threadcanon that MGs can smell fetishes/compatibility, and the canon where the better you smell the more lustful they get, a perfect waifu is guaranteed.

The only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you'll miss something important when some MG carries you off to her bedroom.

>> No.15394120

>>15394104
>>15394113
Best traders in the sandy wastes
Best wives too

>> No.15394123

>>15394099
They call her mean names and apologize afterwards, then take her out for poutine and give her a new scarf as a present

>> No.15394126

>>15392303
He said he is very busy now because of works for MGE2, so skipped regular update of his site and Enty. About former, he says he will update in June and reveal new MG and informations about MGE2. About latter, he will reveal rough sketches and high-res version of two MGs soon.

>> No.15394133

>>15394120
>Not best moms
Getout.

>> No.15394134

>>15394104
I wonder what life for the snake charmer is like in not!egypt

>> No.15394144

>>15394134
What do you mean?

>> No.15394147

>>15394133
Best moms have gotta be Echidnas.

>> No.15394153
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If you praise a dragon in heat too much there is a slight chance she might cum!

>> No.15394166

>>15394153
"Oh, Dragon-san. The tales did nothing to tell me of your true enormity. Truly, such a stupendous ruler over these mountains cannot be as voluptuous as you. Oh, Dragon-san, whose riches pour forth from the craggy underbelly like a raging river of gold, how can a lowly human such as myself hope to satiate your desire for a hoard."

"Truly you are, and will always be Queen of the Lizards, Dragon-sama."

>> No.15394167

>>15394134
You play music for lamias as they they to seduce you with their dances. Or in a more literal version they pay you to say nice things about them.

>> No.15394169

>>15394126
>About latter, he will reveal rough sketches and high-res version of two MGs soon.
Fingers crossed for one of the making-ofs being Wight.

>> No.15394174

>>15394147
Echidnas would be so boring to write about though, at least in my opinion.

>> No.15394199

>>15392250
She probably doesn't really care a whole lot for fetishes. Or, I am all her fetishes. he might have a preference for gentle femdom though

>> No.15394205

>>15394174
>Not writing about a baby crazy Echidna who is unfortunately unable to conceive

>> No.15394220

>>15394205
>Echidna who secretly uses contraceptives as an excuse to "keep trying for a baby" for an increasingly unreasonable number of hours per day.

Only valid use for contraceptives in MGC.

>> No.15394221

>>15393041
No, she just fucks you more to convert more of your semen and energy into mass

>> No.15394228
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15394228

What MGs would be objectively better as waifus in pairs (choice of twins or different ages), and what MGs would actually be worse in pairs?

>> No.15394232

>>15394228
>What MGs would be objectively better as waifus in pairs
Unicorns. Think about this for a moment.

Excepting hellhounds the canids would probably be better together too.

>> No.15394242

>>15393983
>undead are just bottom of the barrel.
The sheer density of "wrongness" in this statement is so potent it actually has its own gravitational pull

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>>15394232
>Not wanting to get buried and raped in a seething pile of flesh and fur
Weak shit, anon.

>> No.15394252

>>15394228
>What would be worse in pairs

Shirohebi. When has a double-yandere story ever had a happy ending?

I'd hate to be the first guy to visit an isolated Ryu shrine with a full stock of single Shirohebi shrine maidens. What a bloodbath; it'd be like stepping onto a nuclear landmine of yandere.

>> No.15394262

>>15394228
any particularly exhausting waifu would be awful in pairs
2 hellhounds
2 dragons of any type except maybe wurm?
2 anubis that don't get along/agree
2 cheshires YBA ;_;
just to think of some of my favorites

>> No.15394264

>Trap Salamander
...huh.

>> No.15394267

>>15394264
>Trap Salamander
What are you talking about, Anon?

>> No.15394275

Phoenix and genie monster girls when?

>> No.15394277

>>15394275
NEVER
EVER

>> No.15394287

>>15394248
>Not wanting to get buried and raped in a seething pile of flesh and fur
No, I never said that at all. Werewolves would be great for that. The trick is that I really can't see hellhounds sharing well, especially with another hellhound.

>> No.15394292

>>15394267
Some guy commissioned an artist to draw a Trap Salamander.

>> No.15394293

Which monster girl is best for oyakodon?

>> No.15394294

>>15394275
>genie
>djinn

You have already forgotten her because her design sucked

>> No.15394297

I want a one way ticket to soft Wonderland, where the Alices want to be spoiled, the cuddle cats laze around all day, and the chubwocks awkwardly try to hit on you!

>> No.15394299

>>15394292
Nobody cares, anon. This isn't the monsterboy thread.

>> No.15394301

>>15394292
Well, I mean
People comish for things, Anon. That's what people do

>> No.15394311

>>15394293

Your own waifu and daughteru

Although an imouto and onee-san might also get nice like >>15394228

>> No.15394315

>>15394293
Jubjubs

>> No.15394322

Hey, could you graft alraune together and make some kind of plant chimera?

>> No.15394344

>>15394322
Isn't that just a Liliraune?

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>>15394275
CAW

>> No.15394352

>>15394344
At its most extreme maybe, but you could always bud graft and have one girl with twelve different kinds of citrus and an identity crisis, for example.

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What should skeletons evolve into in order to make them viable waifus instead of just concubines that come packaged with liches?

>> No.15394361

>>15394354
Wheel skeletons

>> No.15394364

>>15394354
Trumpet lessons

>> No.15394368

>>15394361
>Wheel skeletons
TRIGGERED.jpg

>> No.15394369

>>15394354
I just headcanon them turning into zombies and making the wight a third-tier evolution. The better question is, what the fuck do we do with ghouls?

>> No.15394371

>>15394354
Bone armor Living armors

>> No.15394372

>>15394354
Skeleton Warriors DA NA NA NA NA NA

>> No.15394375

>>15394287
>I really can't see hellhounds sharing well, especially with another hellhound.
What if they're sisters though?

>> No.15394376

>>15394368
Tell me about Wheel keletons. the ones in ds3 didn't live up to the ptsd hype I heard about

>> No.15394377

>>15394354
>What should skeletons evolve into
The Plutonia Experiment

>> No.15394378

>>15394372
Ouch, right in the childhood.

>> No.15394380

>>15394375
>What if they're sisters though?
From what I've seen of siblings that could quite easily make it worse. You'd likely get some kind of schizoid cooperation when they weren't literally at each other's throats.

>> No.15394383

>>15394376
They were never anything special unless you were dumb enough to waltz into a whole bunch of them at once. Which apparently loads of people did in that dark basement in the painted world.

>> No.15394385

>>15394376
They made you a new asshole by tearing out the old one in the Painted World

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>>15394369
>The better question is, what the fuck do we do with ghouls?
An alternate evolution for Zombies.
That, and I see them as the MGE equivalent of RE's Crimson Heads.

>> No.15394389

>>15394369
But skeletons have a cooler disposition than zombies and can be created from male remains.

>> No.15394393

>>15394369
Why does anything need to happen? They are already top waifu tier already.

>> No.15394400

I want my maid to take a day off because I fucked her too hard and now she's having trouble walking.

>> No.15394401

>>15394252
>Not wanting two twin yandere shirohebis as wives

>> No.15394405

>>15394369
Ghouls just become more powerful. No insane leap in power from zombie > sentience> wighthood, but they don't have an upper limit on their power bracket either. With enough experience, energy and training they can just get stronger and stronger and stronger. Atleast that's how they work in my headcannon anyway. Like the zombies from Zombie desk car.

>> No.15394406

>>15394380
>From what I've seen of siblings that could quite easily make it worse. You'd likely get some kind of schizoid cooperation when they weren't literally at each other's throats.
Maybe they just weren't taught how to share properly. You should fix that.

>> No.15394414

Do Kikis hate butlers?

>> No.15394415

>>15394405
Ghouls just want to have fun

>> No.15394418

>>15394414
No. Kikis and their reverse trap butlers gang up to seduce their master.

>> No.15394421 [DELETED] 

>you will never snap after seeing two alps kissing
>you will never take a cupid's bow and arrows and go into an alp nightclub
>you will never cry out "eros snackbar" and shoot over 100 alps with love arrows, creating chaos as needy lovesick alps spill out into the streets
>you will never barricade yourself inside of the bathrooms with about 30 "hostages"
>you will never bully them all with your dick until they become proper cocksluts as your god intended

Feels bad man

>> No.15394422

>>15394414
They're everything a master shouldn't be.

>> No.15394425

>>15394414
Ask Jeeves.

>> No.15394427

>>15394418
But I'm talking about the male ones

>> No.15394428
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>>15394421
Stop the Alp bullying!

>> No.15394430
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I CAME ON MY DOG NOW IT'S IN THE CORNER, BARKING AT MY PENIS.

>> No.15394431

>>15394421
>two alps kissing
Nigga what? Dass gay as hell!

>> No.15394435

>>15394430
It now thinks your penis is some sort of hostile rodent, and will attempt to bite it any time you whip it out to fap. Good job with that.

>> No.15394439

>>15394427
>But I'm talking about the female ones
I know.

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>>15394421
In the name of Eros(PBUH)!

>> No.15394455

>>15394430
It WANts the dick.

>> No.15394456

>>15394431
It's a last ditch attempt to attract a boy with a threeway

>> No.15394458

>>15394425
>>15394455
Charon I hate you so much!

>> No.15394459

>>15394430
That's not how you turn it into your wife, KDF.

>> No.15394462

>>15394415
>A Ghoul Girl will never sing and dance in the streets wearing a ridiculous outfit, while her parents chastise her.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

>> No.15394466

>>15394389
Yes, and wights are significantly smarter and more powerful than zombies. We should be expecting changes to happen here, and that's one I'm fine with.

>>15394406
>Lol, just not!train them
Guy. C'mon, guy. You're being silly and wasting time the girls could be aggressively Ving you.

>> No.15394471

>>15394466
>You're being silly and wasting time the girls could be aggressively Ving you.
There's no saying they can't do that, they just have to get along better.

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>>15394458
Charon finally gets to take a break after all those gay nightclub-goers passed through.

It's a busy job.

>> No.15394484

Does fear interfere with the sex drive, or can a poltergeist sexually assault you without problem after pulling a Sadako on you?

>> No.15394493

>>15394484
>Does fear interfere with the sex drive
The opposite.

>> No.15394494

>>15394292
You mean that one commission that has the guy looking like he has eyeliner?

>> No.15394495

>>15394483
I hope they didn't leave her too sloppy. She'll attract sloppy secons-kun

>> No.15394504

>>15394494
Nnnnooo? I dunno. Doesn't look like it to me.

Thing that strikes me most honestly is that the claws look undersized.

>> No.15394510

>>15394493
I'm not so sure man, fear gets you to go either fight or flight, not fight or flight or make sweet passionate fuck to something that may also kill you.

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>>15394510
I see. Sorry for bothering you, reptile-brain-kun.

>> No.15394525

>>15394504
The one done by rayzoir?

>> No.15394527

>>15394523
You... you what?

>> No.15394532

Friendly reminder that if your daughterus aren't ALWAYS locked in full-body chastity, they run a constant risk of falling prey to impure thoughts and actions.

>> No.15394546

>>15394532
>Having weak children

>> No.15394550

>>15394532
Fatherus are for v'ing

>> No.15394552

>>15394532
I'd tech her some control.

>> No.15394553

>>15394546
All children can fall prey to impure thoughts or actions anon, no matter how strong you think they are.

>> No.15394557

>>15394550
No, they are absolutely not.

>>15394552
Good, as long as you keep the chastity there in case she decides to be defiant or rebellious.

>> No.15394561

>>15394552
>strap daughteru into mech with lots of superglue in the name of science
>cannot masturbate, cannot rape
>all she knows is the pain of war

>> No.15394565

>>15394532
Not if my daughterus are houris.

>> No.15394568

>>15394510
Tell that to Sadako wet dream anon.

>> No.15394569

>>15394565
ESPECIALLY if your daughterus are houris.

>> No.15394576

I feel like Kikis wouldn't be very good at games, but she'd play with you just to make you happy. You'd never get her to play vs, but she'd co-op with you and generally be bad and have to be carried, but she's happy to play with you as long as she's not cleaning or cooking and you want her to.

And then you look at her steam account one day and see she has 3000+ hours in this http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/

>> No.15394578

>>15390688
Please don't bully me!

>> No.15394591

>>15394578
You aren't a nerdwan unless you prove it, faggot.

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Come one, come all, and behold the Sensational Seraphine's Sagacious Super Show!
Admission fee is about $3.50

>> No.15394597

>>15394576
I clicked that expecting Dust Force.
I was disappointed.

>> No.15394614

>>15394596
You can't fool me, Loch Ness Wurm-chan!

>> No.15394624

>>15394614
Wait, why is there no Loch Ness girl? Or Sasquatch for that matter? Mothman, Jersey Devil, Roswell-chan? Both KC and the thread have totally dropped the ball on Americana monsters.

>> No.15394626

>>15394597
Considered it, but I thought it worked better this way.

>> No.15394627

>>15394624
>Mothman
He's done one of those.

>> No.15394633

>>15394525
No. Lightsource.

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>>15394624
>no all-American jackalope to make me some whisky milk punch using her own milk

Suffering.

>> No.15394643

>>15394636
>that ugly nose
Soils an otherwise decent design.

>> No.15394649

>>15394643
Jackalope is cute! C U T E

>> No.15394654

>>15394624
The esper and poltergeist I posted about were intended to be more modern-styled western monsters.

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>>15394624
Wendigo sort of counts. Supposedly huitzilopochtli and other mesoamerican deities down the line too.

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>>15394596
Dont let her do magic, shit like this can happen

>> No.15394664

>>15394636
I can never take the Jackalope seriously without thinking of that old America's Funniest People show from back in the day.

>> No.15394666

>>15394661
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

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>>15394666

>> No.15394669

>>15394659
Why is she crying?

>> No.15394672

>>15394666
Satan, you take your memes and your Wurms and you march right the fuck on out of here.
>>15394669
Looks like a yawn to me.

>> No.15394674

>>15394669
Post-sleep stretching and yawning.

>> No.15394675

>>15394672
>>15394674
Are those not tears coming out of her eyes? Or am I reading too much into this picture?

>> No.15394679

>>15394675
I tear up when I yawn. I'm certain others do.

>> No.15394681

>>15394675
>>15394679
There's really nothing odd about it.

>> No.15394684

>>15394679
>>15394681
Alright. It's just I've never seen or heard of people produce big tears when they yawn or wake up but whatever, I'll take your guy's words for it.

>> No.15394696

>>15394684
I believe it has to do with eye strain. At least that's how it feels when I tear up and yawn

>> No.15394708

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be cuddling with my waifu and daughteru right now.

>> No.15394725
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>>15394708
Oh well.

>> No.15394727

>>15394684
It happens to me every time I yawn.

>> No.15394730

>>15394725
That must be very uncomfortable for her.

>> No.15394743

>>15394725
Big girls!

>> No.15394745

>>15394668
>>15394666

But, i'll die.

>> No.15394753

>>15394745
Don't worry, she's Wurm-Wisp-chan. Death has no meaning to her.

>> No.15394756

>>15394753
Eternity inna Wurm's shiny hiny!

>> No.15394781
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Are Wurms even smart enough to tell a lost boy from a shiny object?

>> No.15394791

>>15394781
no

>> No.15394792

>>15394781
Yes. They're not fucking retarded as the threads likes to believe.

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>>15394781
Who cares, both are lovely and need to be cherished.

>> No.15394835

>>15394026
So an Elin vampire?

>> No.15394846

>>15394730
I know right. Imagine how hueg her bed would have to be

>> No.15394848

>>15394792
Nice headcanon

>> No.15394849

>>15394848
Tell that to the thread

>> No.15394851

>>15394849
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

>> No.15394852

>>15394851
Who

>> No.15394853

>>15394852
The guy Superman killed.

>> No.15394858

>>15394853
What does that even have to do with Wurms.

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15394860

>>15394792
I wonder whose behind this post...

>> No.15394861

>>15394858
Super strength and good nature come to mind.

>> No.15394863

>>15394861
And neither are retarded.

>> No.15394865

>>15394863
Never said anything about that.

>> No.15394870

>wurms aren't absolutely retarded
I guess its this meme again

>> No.15394875

>>15394870
So are you saying they are or they aren't.

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>>15394870
They don't need a bike helmet, but they definitely aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Whether or not they act like little kids is a matter of taste. Taste and memes.

>> No.15394889

>>15394877
How do you explain to your wurm waifu that on her warpath to crash tackle you into a bloody pulp, she accidentally obliterated a little boy's puppy?

>> No.15394892

>>15394889
Wurmie made puppy go squish-squish.

>> No.15394893
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15394893

>>15394877
But anon, they need to be introduced to human boys carefully and everything!

>> No.15394895

>>15394853
Female Kryptonians are best Kryptonians.

>> No.15394897

>>15394889
Very slowly and not too many big words.

>> No.15394899

>>15394895
Faora might not be a Monster Girl, but if she was I would help her repopulate her species.

>> No.15394902

>>15394897
>>15394892
Do you think even than she'd get it, or would she just look at you with that bright, peppy, uncomprehending innocent gaze even as the child screams?

>> No.15394904

>>15394899
I'm 100% with you.
A lilim that looks like that would be getting all of the kids.
Muscle tone would be mandatory.

>> No.15394905

>>15394902
No, fuck off.
>>15394904
If only drawfags could do a Salamander with Faora's armor on.

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>>15394902
Again, dumb, not retarded. I'm sure she understands what death is. Knowing she's responsible for killing a puppy would probably rank even higher on her sadness scale than learning Santa isn't real.

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15394907

>I'll never live with my vampire waifu in a cold place, sleep at day and be awake at night
Kill me now.

>> No.15394912

>>15394906
>Again, dumb, not retarded
I beg to differ, though at this point my insistence is based more on headcanon than anything else. I just find the idea of a retarded destroyer of worlds to be very interesting. I mean evil you can hate. Evil is malevolent. Evil destroys for the sake of it. An earthquake you can't hate. An earthquke just is. It's a natural evil. It has no intentions, no face, no purpose. But a wurm who could careen through a buss carrying disabled orphans and turn it into a bloody pulp of scrap metal purely because it happened to pass through her beeline when she wanted to give you a kiss? What a terrifying concept.

>> No.15394920

I want to bully a nerdy Cheshire.

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>>15393767
>You will never have a canid roommate
>You will never masturbate every night knowing full well she can smell you
>She will never touch herself as she smells your scent
>You will never have your door kicked down by a horny wan who can't take it anymore

>> No.15394932

>>15394926
>Masturbating with a canid room-mate.
Why? Just convert your room into a study or something and sleep with her

>> No.15394945

>>15394932
Maybe you and her were just friends when you moved in.

>> No.15394961

>>15394945
I'm pretty sure I'd give off a lost sheep aura in the presence of a brazen wolf. More so if she walks around naked after showers to get herself snacks, and doesn't particularly care to get dressed before crashing into my room and watching my anime in my bed. That "just friends" status wouldn't last long.

>> No.15394967

>>15393767
>Kitsune getting all uppity when she was held back so long she grew 7 or more tails

>> No.15394994
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Why are canids so perfect?

>> No.15394998

>>15394994
Catgirls are old and busted, something has to be the new hotness.

>> No.15395002

>>15394998
What if you like older women?

>> No.15395005

>>15394994
>No Ghoul Werewolf hybrid
I just want my fucking pelvis destroyed, okay?

>> No.15395008
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15395008

>>15395002
This anon gets it

>> No.15395009

>>15395002
Then there are plenty of plump, older cat girls to take.
I'd love a longhaired nekomata that ara aras.
She'd be full of kittens by months end.

>> No.15395018

I am am a slut for undead monsters

>> No.15395024

>>15395018
How much of a slut?

>> No.15395026

>>15394926
Throw the frisbee!

THROW THE FRISBEE HURRY!

>> No.15395032

>>15395024
Throw me in the zombie pit

>> No.15395033
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15395033

>>15395026
>Go for walkies in the park with your hellhound waifu
>She spots a couple people tossing a frisbee back and forth
>She can't resist
>She bolts towards them, leaps into the air, and catches it in her mouth
>She lands with her tail wagging furiously
>Her face is beet red from how ridiculous she knows she looks

>> No.15395038

>>15395033
She can't suppress her canine instincts.

You'll need to tell her to drop it in a stern voice, but Hellhounds are a stubborn breed, and are difficult to domesticate.

>> No.15395041

>>15395032
Just the zombie pit? You can be sluttier then that.

>> No.15395042

>>15395038
>Anon gets in a tug of war with his waifu in trying to free the Frisbee

>> No.15395052

>>15395041
Teach me oh wise undead fucker

>> No.15395054

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to shine up your diplomatic skills because the Nyan Nyans and Wan Wans are at war with each other and need a good man to bring peace.

>> No.15395058
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15395058

>>15395033
>Tell her to drop it
>She grumbles
>"Drop it, or else no face sitting tonight!"
>She gasps, the frisbee falls from her mouth
>She apologizes and returns the now chewed up frisbee

>> No.15395059

Is it lewd to kiss a mindflayer's tentacle

>> No.15395067
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15395067

>>15395042
>The couple tries to take it.
>She let's out a dangerous growl and her eye flames flare up.
>They run away screaming
>Try to yell after them that she's perfectly safe, she wouldn't hurt a fly.
>Turn back and she's just chased a Squirrel Girl up a tree.

>> No.15395071

>>15395067
she's barking up the wrong tree

>> No.15395074

>>15395067
>>The couple tries to take it.
That's a bad owner. He should have tried to return it to the couple himself. He wouldn't be intimidated by her eye flares.

Also we should stop the animal parallel before it turns into ANIMAL CONTROL

>> No.15395083

>>15395059
The entire thing is tentacle, so yes?

>> No.15395105

>>15395052
You can do things like fingerbang a Jiangshi until she's so loose she can curl up into a ball, preform bawdy shows for a bunch of tipsy Wights, be the butler/consort of a Vampire, offer to be the test subjects of Liches, and corrupt poor chaste Dullahan guards.

>> No.15395128

>>15395105
>Gang raped in the barrack by a bunch of sweaty, skin-tight suit-clad dullahan winding down from their shift
>Before thrown into a huge bath and gang raped again
>Before thrown into a huge bed and gang raped again then collapsing in a huge body pile

>> No.15395130

Someone remind me again why petplay isn't dangerously furry, I don't pretend to understand most fetishes but this one seems a tad disturbing.

>> No.15395139

>>15395130
It's not furry, it's just dehumanizing

>> No.15395145

Nerdwans have the best taste in video games

>> No.15395155

>>15395145
I want to play Overwatch with a nerdwan

>> No.15395194
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>>15395130
You don't know what one or either of those words mean,do you?
>>15395145
>>15395155
Flavor of the week girl, flavor of the week game.

>> No.15395212
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15395212

>>15395145
What do Nerdwans think about The Fractured but Whole?

>> No.15395233

>>15395212
ZIP!
BAM!
POW!

Another criminal's pelvis is crushed by SUPER WURM!

>> No.15395311
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15395311

>Advisor Anon, it's a travesty! Advisor Anubis returned from E3 and informed me that God of War is moving into Norse myths with Kratos fighting Jötunns and Draugirs, while we get nothing!
Nerdy Pharaoh is upset. Do you try to get her to calm down or do you take advantage of her nervous breakdown to remove pharaoh and usher in the purple utopia?

>> No.15395333
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15395333

>>15395311
I make her a nice drink to calm her down and make sure to slip a vial of venom in it before giving it to her, I pledged loyalty to Apophis long ago.

>> No.15395334
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15395334

>>15395311
God that's confusing as hell. Classical Greece isn't even in the same era as the Iron age in Northern Europe.

Reminds me of Age of Mythology where there's three factions that are separated by anywhere from centuries to a millennium in time.

I guess I'll just have to accept it's a game.

>> No.15395335

>>15395334
Well Kratos is now older and has a longer beard so who knows how long has passed? It's not like demigods can't hang around indefinitely.
The important question is whether he'll get to fuck Sif. After Aphrodite, some tight warrior pussy might be just the thing.

>> No.15395336

>>15395334
If we try to accurate align history in media then life will eat itself

>> No.15395340

>>15395334
I'm willing to be that either: The kid dies which serves as a lazy plot device to motivate Kratos to kill shit, or the kid becomes the new God of War.

>> No.15395350
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15395350

Art thine body prepared for the fulfillment of delights carnal?

>> No.15395355

>>15395350
>Dark Elfs

Do I even have a choice?

>> No.15395358

>>15395350
Begone gangbang slut.
>>15395355
Yes, this one's rape bait.

>> No.15395361
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15395361

>>15395336
Man I'd love watching historically accurate media. Non-uniform Roman soldiers. Really gay shit in Greek settings. Occasional gay shit everywhere else.

Honestly anything that isn't the norm when people, if they ever do, think about the past.

Ancient Greeks were shitty husbands.

>> No.15395402

>>15395361
The ancient greeks were a bunch of Alps.

>> No.15395452

>>15395335
He'll fuck Freya. She's the biggest whore in the norse pantheon

>> No.15395456

This thread is more dead than a Wight who just found out her favourite designer dress maker is going out of business.

>> No.15395468
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15395468

>>15395361
Can't help but see your image and think that's the one year later "after" picture with a dominant Anon to pic related.

>> No.15395470

>>15395456
I want to make a wight more sperm than ectoplasm

>> No.15395479

>>15395456
>Wight who just found out her favourite designer dress maker is going out of business.
I like to think that girls with a certain magic power can materialize their clothes entirely of their own will.

>> No.15395502

>>15395479
I want to buy a black market device to dematerialise their clothes at a moment's notice

>> No.15395507
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15395507

Join the darkside, we have sexy nuns.

>> No.15395509

>>15395507
Do you have sexy mouse nuns?

>> No.15395513

>>15395468
Honestly? I'd love taking turns switching between dom and sub. Doing stuff like in >>15395361
picture is sexy as hell but I would also love getting so sexually ravaged all over I double-peace-sign as I cum inside her.

>> No.15395515

>>15395507
This is a strange confession, sister.

I haven't even started yet!

>> No.15395518

>>15395502
You would need magic talent to rival theirs, not some cheap black market trinket

>> No.15395519

>>15395509
He have every kind of sexy nun.

>> No.15395525

>>15395519
So, you have a sexy hinezumi nun? Get me two.

>> No.15395526

>>15395518
That's not what the Tanuki I bought it from said

>> No.15395527

>>15395526
You didn't... give her your sheckels did you?

>> No.15395529

>>15395507
Too much time and effort required.
Also, wait until after I'm done with my BS. She can wait a year, right?

>> No.15395530

>>15395526
You've been buying things from Desert Tanukis again?

>> No.15395531

>>15395527
>>15395530
I didn't have the money on me at the time so she made me sign some weird contract instead. I really wanted that trinket

>> No.15395537

>>15395531
I hardly knew yee

>> No.15395577

>>15395525
>Hinezumi nun
Would bully.

>> No.15395582

I wish I had a hellhound maid

>> No.15395585

>>15395582
I wish I had an undead waifu because I don't feel like I could raise children.

>> No.15395587

>>15395582
She wouldn't even follow your orders properly.

>> No.15395588
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15395588

>>15395582
But she would cook nothing but meat and demand her pay in cuddledom sessions, are you sure you want such a thing?

>> No.15395593

>>15395588
>nothing but meat
Just wait until I teach her the secret to chili curry!
You cut the chili into slices so thin they dissolve in the sauce

>> No.15395594

>>15395585
That's okay I'm sure a Lich could raise a few daughterus from the dead.

>> No.15395595

>>15395582
I wish I had two kumiho maids in a deadlock over who gets to eat my liver.

>> No.15395598

>>15395594
But Charon, that's completely missing the point.

>> No.15395599

>>15395588
>cook nothing but meat and demand her pay in cuddledom sessions

Its perfect anon. I want to be cuddledommed!

>> No.15395602

>>15395587
>>15395588
But that's the good part. A disobedient maid that bullies you softly is wonderful

>> No.15395606
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15395606

Why must these voluptuous vixens tease me so?

>> No.15395611

>>15395602
>Still does all her tasks but does them how and when she pleases
>Takes breaks whenever she wants and puts her feet up on the table when watching tv
>Cuddledoms you at night even when you complain you have work the next day
>Your boss is a succubus who fully understands and giggles every time you come in to work tired
Hellhound maids are wonderful.

>> No.15395613

>>15395606
Because you have something they want anon. It's something very dear to you, and they wish to lick it, stroke it, and suck up all the delicious juices inside.
The big question is: Dick or Liver?

>> No.15395616
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>>15395613
I wouldn't mind either.

>> No.15395641

>>15395613
Both.

>> No.15395643

>>15395616
The fuck is she holding?

>> No.15395647

>>15395643
I don't know, but I can't unsee it as a horse penis. I'm sorry.

>> No.15395659

>>15395647
That's also all I can see it as. But, disturbingly, a flayed one.

>> No.15395670 [DELETED] 
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15395670

>>15395519
Every kind!

>> No.15395671

>>15395670
Jesus Christ, delete this.

>> No.15395676

>>15395670
why this

>> No.15395678

>>15395670
What a waste

>> No.15395679

>>15395670
>>>/d/

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>>15395671
haha, whoops. Mea culpa.
I made a cropped image out of a bunch of particularly horrifying TF ones and then sent a mislabeled one.

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15395690

Everyone, please be kind and wish Mindflayers a happy birthday!

Let's hope KC remembers it too and releases her HD picture

>> No.15395707

>>15395690
Why would I be kind to a bitch who doesn't even have the decency to become real and be my waifu already.

>> No.15395717
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15395717

Am I pretty?

>> No.15395739

>>15395717
Yeah, sure.

>> No.15395854

>>15395690
Happy birthday, Flayer. I hope you have a good life of fucking up minds.

>> No.15395894

>>15393872
>>Fright fart a little as you jump out of your chair

I can't empathize with an Anon this pathetic.
Immersion ruined.

>> No.15395953
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15395953

Everytime you slap a dragon's butt her tail stands up!

>> No.15395955

>>15395717
Bitch u basic as fucc.

>> No.15395981

>>15395687
>>15395670
>Mou
>Onahole TF

Anon please, my penis can only become so erect.
I'm not the biggest fan of his character designs, but some of his ideas are pretty great.

>> No.15395985

I accidentally put a collar on the anubis next door, i haven't seen her for a few days, what should i do?

>> No.15395992

>>15395985
Get ready to take responsibility once she's done planning the wedding.

>> No.15395994

>>15394228
>worst Monstergirl combination
Sandworm and Wendigo

>> No.15396001

>>15395985
Go around the neighborhood with that one pic you took of her and say that you're searching for your lost dog.

>> No.15396003

I went to /v/ today because of E3. I need a Mindflayer now. Anyone have one handy?

>> No.15396016

>>15395985
They can't use rings so you just used an equivalent. You practically asked for her hand on marriage and she's at home planning everything.

She will kidnap you if necessary

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15396017

>>15396003
I've got a regular sized one...

>> No.15396021
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15396021

>>15396003
>>15396017
...and a mini-sized one. Which would you prefer?

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>>15395212
Are those panties? How the fuck does that even work?

>> No.15396035

>>15396027
Wew that looks like shit, what are you doing

>> No.15396041

>>15396035
Theres enough photoshop on this image its more like 2.5d than 3d.

>> No.15396043
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15396043

>>15396021
Mini is mine.

>> No.15396048

>>15396017
>>15396021
>>15396043
Guess I'm taking the big one then.

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15396068

>>15396048
An excellent choice, young master. Now sit back and relax...

>> No.15396073

I was playing Witcher 3 and was attacked by an Alp. You guys lied to me, she's not awkward or stuttery at all!

>> No.15396116

>>15395981
Yeah. They're wildly /d/ but that tends to be my gig anyway.
Some of the stuff like the swordswoman becoming the wall-mounted scabbard of her own sword were "cute".

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>>15396003
>tfw the only thing I might actually look forward to is the new Zelda

>> No.15396148

>>15395985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEaQb1Nrfvo
Prepare for her reciprocation.

>> No.15396149
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15396149

>You will never get scratched and bit by a wan-wan when you grope their flat chest

>> No.15396154

>>15396146
>not the HD remake of the first three Crash Bandicoots
>not South Park capeshit
Oh come on.
>>15396148
Best girl in the series, fuck Bolin for not sticking with her.

>> No.15396166

>>15396154
Never gave a shit about Crash, but the South Park cape satire looks nice.

>> No.15396172

>>15396149
But that sounds unpleasant for both parties involved.
>>15396166
>South Park cape satire looks nice
Indeed it does. We need superhero parodies with Monster Girl lolis.

>> No.15396190

>>15396146
>tfw the only thing I might actually look forward to is the new Zelda
It'll be shit just like Skyward Sword, and the fact Nintendo is abandoning the Wii U to push it on the NX is a disgrace. I don't know who'd be dumb enough to buy an NX after how they've treated the Wii U.
>>15396154
>HD remake of Crash
Why would you pay $60 when the originals work just fine?
>South Park capeshit
12 year old me might've been interested.

So was literally all of value at E3 this year simply another addition to a long running series, some HD remakes, and a licensed game? Wow, I didn't even have to watch E3 this year to be disappointed, that's impressive!

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>>15396190
>being overly negative to start a fight
The Dragoon Corps disapprove of your heinous deeds!

>> No.15396214

>>15396206
Being realistic is "trying to start a fight" now? Tell the Dragoon corps to fuck off, Wyverns are the worst Dragons. They don't even count as Dragons.

>> No.15396223

>>15396214
>responding to accusations of trying to start a fight by being even more of an ass
And thus it ends.

>> No.15396228

>>15396223
Honestly I'm more offended that out of all the Monster Girls you chose winged losers then the fight accusations. That was the real problem here.

>> No.15396247

I doubt between including Holstaur and Wight in my top monstergirls pic. Which one would you go for?

>> No.15396255

>>15396247
Wight. I don't need children in my life, and Holsts are made for breeding.

>> No.15396260
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15396260

How'd you make the grumpy old snake hag angry?

>> No.15396263

>>15396260
I laughed at her traditional headgear. I will accept my punishment, even if it involves ropes and candles.

>> No.15396274

>>15396260
I said that she looks older than she actually is.

>> No.15396278

>>15396255
>I don't need children in my life
Good luck explaining that to monstergirls.

>> No.15396280

>>15396278
Undead don't give birth.

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15396283

>>15396280
>he doesn't know

>> No.15396286

>>15396283
Fuck it, I'll just die alone then.

>> No.15396288
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15396288

Tentacle pussy

>>15396280
In your headcanon maybe

>> No.15396289

>>15396286
Good riddance.

>> No.15396293

>>15396247
>literal cowtits compared to one of the best girls being even a contest

>> No.15396301

>>15396293
Why not a HolstaurWight?

>> No.15396304
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>>15396293
I don't know anon, I like cowtits a lot. Also that sweet personality of theirs.

>> No.15396311

>>15396289
>you're only allowed to have the same fantasies as me!
You're a jerk.

>> No.15396317
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>>15396311
This is a debbie downer free zone, you aren't a debbie downer are you?

>> No.15396324

>>15396317
I'm the biggest debbie downer this side of the thread and you can't stop me.

>> No.15396329

>>15396324
alp go to sleep

>> No.15396333
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>>15396317
I just want to love and be loved without needing to take responsibility for a new life.
>>15396329
And Alps are horrifying, see>>15396073

>> No.15396341

>>15396333
Use a condom or cum outside. There, your problem is solved.

>> No.15396348

>>15396341
>monstergirls
>condom

>> No.15396353

>>15396341
>>15396348
I regret ever saying anything, now people are just fighting, you should stop fighting and start talking about how x is best girl.

>> No.15396354

>>15396353
>you should stop fighting and start talking about how x is best girl
Sure.

Cowgirls >>>>> Wights

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15396363

>>15396274
Now that's really rude

>>15396263
And that's just a pervert masochist, do you like getting beaten up by older ladies?

>> No.15396364

Is there an imgur or something else with all the high res profiles?

>> No.15396366

>>15396363
I don't enjoy getting beaten up. I'm actually really wimpy.

>> No.15396369

>>15396364
>Putting high resolution images on imgur which auto compresses large images

>> No.15396370

What are you doing right now?

>> No.15396372

>>15396370
Watching videos of people who collect comic books and going green with envy.

>> No.15396374

>>15396369
It doesn't have to be imgur, just somewhere else from where I can grab them.

>> No.15396375

>>15396370
Mourning. Woke up to the news of my grandfather passing away.

>> No.15396376

>>15396370
watching the ubisoft and bethesda E3 stuff.
rolling in hype for beserk warriors (and hope its better presented than recent spin offs
And thinking about domming dragons

>> No.15396377

>>15396370
Thinking about ideas for a story then never actually writing

>> No.15396379

>>15396370
Working and solving sudokus while thingken of waifu.

>> No.15396381

>>15396375
condolences

>> No.15396382

>>15396375
Sorry for your loss, anon.

>> No.15396384

>>15396377
Tell be about it, we could turn it into a fake movie trailer so the idea isn't a complete loss.

>> No.15396386

>>15396370
Fapping to creepshots of my MILFy office lady coworker's ass.

>> No.15396389
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>>15396384
That sounds neat. So go on,>>15396377
tell us!

>> No.15396396

>>15396384
>>15396389
The main idea behind it is healing so it's already been done to death.

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>>15396396
>excuses

>> No.15396407
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15396407

>Lazy neko maid that spends more time taking naps than working

>> No.15396408

>>15396370
Procrastinating mowing my shitty lawn.

>> No.15396421

>>15396407
She better be chubby so I can tease her over it.

>> No.15396428

>>15396400
Well if you honestly want to know...
Anon is with a monstergirl that shows tough love (Hellhound/Manticore/Amazon/etc.) but anon doesn't understand the love part of it and is miserable, so anon starts drinking heavily. Eventually his depression does nothing but worsen as he continues his rampant achololism until he goes too far and almost kills himself or actually dies for extra suffering.

>> No.15396429

>>15396408
More like "meowing" right?

>> No.15396431

>>15396429
no.

>> No.15396435

What would monstergirls write about in /hbg/?

>> No.15396438

>>15396435
My ass.

>> No.15396442

>>15396438
And tentacles?

>> No.15396448

>>15396442
No, no, the tentacles go in their ears and urethras

>> No.15396449

>>15396435
How their husbandos are awesome and others can't compare.

>> No.15396453

>>15396435
About headpats, cuddling, and about loving impregnations.

>> No.15396454

>>15396449
Being monstergirls, I guess they're even more fanatical than us about it.

>> No.15396468

>>15396454
>Kikimora can't resist cleaning puns when defending her husbando
>"Use a trip so I can filter you, broom bitch. Everyone knows it's you."

>> No.15396490

>>15396428
Go for it

>> No.15396520

>>15396435
>femdom/maledom argument on /hbg/

>> No.15396541

>>15395985
How the fuck do you accidentally put a collar on someone?
"Oops I slipped on a banana peel and as I fell my hands materialised a collar out of the fifth dimension and perfectly made the motions of fastening a small complex latch while the rest of my body remained in motion due to my aforementioned fall, I hope you don't mind this completely coincidental series of events occurring."

>> No.15396543

>>15396435
>>15396520

Instead of DFC vs cowtits, it might be uncut vs cut.

Instead of most anons fawning over onee-sans, most MGs would fawn over onii-chans.

Instead of MG profiles, they might talk about guy archetypes (the sporty guy, the nerd, the salaryman, the biker, the bodybuilder, the prince, etc).

>> No.15396545

>>15396543
>Monster Girls
>supporting the idea of mutilating a dick
Yeah, no.

>> No.15396550

>>15396543
>Instead of most anons fawning over onee-sans, most MGs would fawn over onii-chans.
Don't you mean otoutos?

>> No.15396551

>>15396543
But there's an actual argument to DFC verses big boobs. By contrast, there's literally no argument to be made for being cut.

>> No.15396559

>>15396545
>MGs shunning men because they were circumcised

Yeah, that's not really how MGs work. Stop projecting your insecurities here.

It'd be like saying we argue about forcing all MGs to drink Holst Milk from birth to become cowtits, as opposed to what we actually argue about, cowtits vs flatchest itself.

>> No.15396563

>>15396550
>Don't you mean otoutos?

Eh, if we're going oppositeland, they would like the opposite. Instead of anons wanting to be fawned over by an older, caring figure, MGs would want to be fawn over by an older, caring figure. Doubly so since it fits the whole Sabbath shtick and the cult-of-older-brothers.

>> No.15396568

>>15396559
>insecurities
What? I'm saying a Monster Girl would not prefer the idea of mutilating a dick. Are you saying they would?

>> No.15396569

>>15396568
Cripple moe.

>> No.15396575

>>15396568

Yes, that's exactly what I was saying. And totally not the second sentence of that post you disregarded.

>It'd be like saying we argue about forcing all MGs to drink Holst Milk from birth to become cowtits, as opposed to what we actually argue about, cowtits vs flatchest itself.

>> No.15396577

>>15396569
Didn't think of that. Kinda scared now that I did.

>> No.15396583

>>15396543
>uncut vs cut
>implying cut would exist
>implying cut should exist

>> No.15396585

>>15396569
Does cripple moe extend to suffering from genital mutilation? Because I'd think most people who typically go in for that whole thing wouldn't be willing to overcome that.

>> No.15396587
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>>15396435
Argue about best height for a human boy

>> No.15396589

>>15396545
>>15396551

>anons immediately jumping on the "defend the uncut" bandwagon when there isn't even an argument in the thread yet

christ, as someone uncut, I can feel the insecurity from here. talk about a knee-jerk reaction. calm your tits guys.

>> No.15396594

>>15396569
That should be more about blind boys and such, shouldn't it? Or mute ones. I bet certain monstergirls would be all over them.

>> No.15396598

>>15396589
Anon. Ritual mutilation of children is not okay. This isn't about how a dick looks, this is about parents willingly having their child deformed for life for religious reasons.

>> No.15396600

>>15396589
I think you're failing to recognise the levity in my tone there. No bandwagon or insecurity. Might be guilty of stating a redundancy, though.

>> No.15396604

>>15396583
>implying cut would exist
On monstergirl earth they finished the job, maybe they aren't all that bad.

>> No.15396609

>>15396598
Starving children are also a bad thing, but I don't jump in soapboxing about how awful chubby MGs are for hoarding all the food when they're brought up in the thread

Have some self-awareness anon, keep preaching to the relevant boards.

>> No.15396612

Wouldn't blind men be the favorite target for yandere monstergirls? They would depend entirely on their gfs/wives.

>> No.15396613

>>15396594
>Or mute ones. I bet certain monstergirls would be all over them.
Manticores would hate the idea, screams and cries of panic are what they live for.

>> No.15396615

>>15396609
How about you stop bringing up guro then?

>> No.15396619

>>15396609
Dicks are always relevant, anon.

Our world is born from the dick, defined by the dick, and unmade by the dick.

>> No.15396621

>>15396612
Tell that to Daredevil and Zatoichi.

>> No.15396625

>>15396621
Well those are not the average male population.

>> No.15396627

>>15396619
Cum, or some say Cums, heed our prayers!

>> No.15396633

>>15396585
>I can heal that mutilated humanboy
>He won't even be able to tell his dick is keratinized after he tastes my mofupussy

>> No.15396637

>>15396615
>guro

Yes, we get it, cut is bad.
But goddamn, take it easy mister.

>>15396627
Cum, or some say Cummies.

Oh man, that's the thing I'm most ashamed of typing today.

>> No.15396638

>>15396619
That sounds suspiciously like something an Alp would say.

>>15396615
>Guro
You do realize they were talking about whether someone is circumcised, and not the act of MGs actively performing circumcision of people, right?

I'm not sure if you're strawmanning or just didn't read the conversation.

>> No.15396639

A friend's pirate themed wedding that I'm going to next week has got me thinking if monsters have themed weddings as well.
Do Ryu do the really YAMATO DAMASHII weddings?
Do Mermaids and Scylla also have pirate weddiings?
Do Wurms have a Power Rangers one?
Numerous ideas are bouncing around in my head now, completely preventing me from working on the backstory of a certain homeless Junko who gets plastered and passes out on a kindergarten's slide every tuesday.

>> No.15396641

>>15396637
>take it easy mister
No Hershelbergstein, no. I will not take this shit.

>> No.15396645

>>15396639
>Do Ryu do the really YAMATO DAMASHII weddings?

I'm... not even sure what this means. Do Ryu "JAPANESE SPIRIT" weddings? Do you mean are they weeaboos or something?

>> No.15396648

>>15396638
>You do realize they were talking about whether someone is circumcised, and not the act of MGs actively performing circumcision of people, right?
Dicks don't cut themselves. You don't want to get shit for this, stop bringing it up.

>> No.15396653

>>15396641
>>15396648

Sorry, I didn't realize they were triggerwords.

>> No.15396654

>>15396645
If you don't no what YAMATO DAMASHII means, you haven't been watching enough manly anime with blazing hearts.

>> No.15396658

>>15396638
>MGs actively performing circumcision of people
YES
E
S

I want to see a villainous desert girl give all her harem members subincisions to make it really difficult for them to cum inside other girls.

>> No.15396659

>>15396639
Alp, please. Nobody wants a shitty prequel.

>> No.15396666

>>15396639
Meanwhile the Succubi have a wedding reception that makes Salo look like a church picnic.

>> No.15396668

>>15396658
If you're going to falseflag, at least be subtle enough to fool the dimmest anon. This topic really has you salty, doesn't it? I think >>15396653 was right.

>> No.15396671

>>15396658
Fuck off

>> No.15396674

>>15396666
>Salo
>super Satan
Okay, now I'm confused.
>>15396668
That's not me though.

>> No.15396679

>>15396645
>facepalm.jpg

>> No.15396681

>>15396674
Okay, maybe that was a bad choice.

What other films out there are known for mass sexual deviancy?

>> No.15396686
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15396686

>>15396668
>thinking penis guro is falseflagging
I've got such sights to show you...

>> No.15396687

>>15396679
You do realize that little to no "MANLY" anime have aired nearly a decade, right?

Bashing someone for not getting this reference is like being one of those hipster musicfags for bitches about anyone listening to anything older than the Beatles.

>> No.15396689
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>>15396681
Exit to Eden is a personal favorite of mine despite Rosie.

>> No.15396692

>>15396687
I have been watching anime for less than 5 years and I know what it means. That's no excuse.

>> No.15396693

>>15396687
newer, not older*

>> No.15396703

>>15396692
You're a common idiot then. You're the reason that far more than half of the population believes they are more intelligent than average. You believe that *your* experiences are more relevant than anyone else's, and that *your* specific niches of knowledge are more important than those of others. Congrats on being part of the common denominator of humanity.

>> No.15396711
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15396711

I want to see this done already

So many good Wock/Gazer/Miia pictures

>> No.15396713

>>15396659
>alp
Alp isn't the creator of Junko. He merely used someone else's idea.
He's a faker and a mongrel.

But seriously, Junko wasn't his idea so much as it is mine. And I intend on making her backstory a bit dark and depressing to explane why she's living on the streets and drinking in excess.

>> No.15396714

>>15396713
You say so, yet I see one writefag who has a story with Junko in it and one without it!
I know I ripped you off, relax man.

>> No.15396715

>>15396703
That's literally all of this thread though. Reason and logic is to here as it is to the WBC.

>> No.15396719

>>15396715
I don't think i'm very smart anon, i just want to look at pictures of my waifu all day

>> No.15396731
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15396731

Diiiiicks~

>> No.15396739

>>15396731
At least you could outrun them.

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>>15396731
>Zombieapocalypse
>Anon gets gangraped by a group of zombie girls
>Now they follow him everywhere
>The good part is that they protect you from being raped by other zombies
>You swear they get smarter every day, and even can see some smiles between their faces

>> No.15396742
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15396742

If anyone's read any, is Anne Rice's stuff a good source for Vampire femdom?

>> No.15396743
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15396743

>>15396731
Would dick a slow witted zombie.

>> No.15396747

>>15396739
Why would you want to?

>> No.15396748

>>15396742
I've never read anything from her. Does she have anything focused on female vampire and male human pairings?

>> No.15396751

>>15396743
>Ahh, gomen gomen!

>> No.15396754

>>15396748
Why are you asking me when I asked first?

>> No.15396757

>>15396743
Would dick the zombie of my childhood friend Paladin-chan.

>> No.15396758

>>15396754
Because I interpreted it with femdom as the main question, I thought you had found the pairing already.

>> No.15396759

>>15396747
Exercise to increase appetite.

>> No.15396760

>>15396747
They're really gross zombies.

>> No.15396762
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15396762

>>15396587
>Liking manlets

>> No.15396763

>>15396731
It's really easy to escape zombies, just cum on the floor and run away.

>> No.15396765

>>15396762
Your picture speaks against yourself.

>> No.15396770

>>15396762
Death by snusnu is imminent.

>> No.15396775

>>15396714
>relax
For someone who lives in the woods in a dinky camper that is thankfully rainproof and living off peanutbutter, bread, and peeps while working a severe manual labor job I'm more relaxed than over 90% of the thread.
But regardless, Junko's story in MGK will be dark with some healing, and will also have interacting with other homeless monsters with problems.
I also have other ideas a'brewin' for Joe the chemistry teacher, which is merely on the backburner for now until I can get a computer once more.

>> No.15396777

>>15396731
Zombies are spooky! It's hard to imagine that they eventually become cute Wights!

>> No.15396779

>>15396742
>>15396748

Things that are good about Ann Rice.
1. She gets old Cajun country right. She should. She lives in fucking New Orleans.
2. She depicts the disaffection and waning moral of a ridiculously long life pretty well.

Otherwise she's a woman writing largely for women. So expect lots of ridiculously wealthy posh handsome vampire dudes as the mainstay.

She was basically twilight before twilight and written better and for women instead of teenage girls.

So I guess the main point is just save yourself the time and watch Interview with a Vampire, then imagine flipping the genders or something.

>> No.15396784

>>15396775
Keep the caravan going man.
>>15396779
Fuck it, I'll just write my own Vampire femdom. Or better yet, keep bugging the thread until someone else does it for me.

>> No.15396786

>>15396779
>twilight
Wasn't the author going to rewrite the books changing the genders?

So, human guy and vampire and werewolf girls.

>> No.15396788

>tfw no homeless vampire to rescue and take care of

>> No.15396790

>>15396788
I'd rather be the homeless ones. I like my vampires traditional and rich.

>> No.15396791

>>15396731
Bareback every zombie every day.

>> No.15396793

>>15396786
Don't ask me. I'm happily oblivious of that stuff. I just know about Ann Rice because I've walked by her house a few times on my way to Autobahn Park, and my ex's sisters used to spend all summer reading her books in the living room.

>> No.15396795

>>15396790
>ones
one*

>> No.15396812

>>15396788
>tfw no hobo dragon to donate and rebuild her life

>> No.15396830
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15396830

>Come on man, it's gonna be fucking glorious!
Well she's at it again, anon. Do you go along with your childhood friend's kooky shenanigans, or is it time for you to grow up?

>> No.15396855

>>15396784
I'll keep on trucking.

although seeing Arms from the Rance series as a Dragon girl, or an Anon opening a can of Wurms and being swarmed by them, would put pep in my step.

>> No.15396862

>>15396855
I can't help you with that, my shitty doodles were already declared passe and not funny anymore.

>> No.15396866

>>15396830
She's pretty plain, so she better start putting out or I'm out.

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15396878

>>15396790
Would you want her to be bossy, and pouty whenever things don't go her way?

>> No.15396883

>>15396878
Yes. Things would always go her way though, I'm there to make sure of that as well

>> No.15396918

>>15396883
You shouldn't spoil her anon, then ordinary people will think even less of her.

>> No.15396922

>>15396918
But she spoils me as well. It's only fair to return the favor.

>> No.15396947
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15396947

Well do go on dear, show me how you did it before you met me. You must've been good at it, with all that practice you got...

>> No.15396955

>>15396947
I need something to do it to, you silly bitch

>> No.15396956

>>15396947
But I only played Cello in school, I wasn't even that good at it and its been years since then!

>> No.15396958

>>15396947
I can't do it while somebody is watching.

>> No.15396962

>>15396947
Now that’s just mean… Can’t you atleast give me a hand?

>> No.15396966

>>15396922
You can't spoil her forever, anon, she's going to outlive you

>> No.15396972

>>15396862
My smug yukionna, hershey's dark slime kiss, sleeping werekitten, and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. wendigo aren't that great either, mate, but it's the spirit that counts.
Of course, all mine lacked spirit...

>> No.15396982

>>15396966
>spoiler
But she won't? Canon and my own headcanon both say you get her immortality as well.

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>>15396972
Here, spirit.

>> No.15396993

>>15396986
Why is it green?

>> No.15396994

>>15396947
But I couldn't go back to that. It's like going back to drinking bud after discovering expensive wines, a Wight would understand.

>> No.15396997

>>15396993
Because that's what Swamp Thing made me think it looks like when you leave your body.
Okay so maybe that was the collective consciousnesses of plantlife, but still.

>> No.15397014

http://i.imgur.com/T3RwFSx.jpg

>> No.15397039

>>15396703
>He posts on /jp/ but doesn't speak Japanese
I feel gomenasai for you.

>> No.15397040

>>15397014
That looks painful, you shouldn't bend it that far down.

>> No.15397048

>>15397014
Yes! This is my fetish!

>> No.15397050

>>15397040
How do you explain the pile driver position then? Or whatever the fuck its called where you have the girl doing a headstand while you squat over her and bend your dick strait downwards and bounce up and down on her like one of those old toys but using her legs as the handle bars.
I mean it couldn't be that Japan is retarded and ridiculous could it?

>> No.15397063

>>15397014
I never got the whole “tongue in your asshole” thing...
Eh, whatever floats your boat I guess.

>> No.15397066

>>15397050
I don't know about that, but you just get hard and try to get your dick in the position shown in that picture, then tell me how turned on you are.

>> No.15397072

>>15397014
Not into asshole tonguing but the rest of it is fine.

>> No.15397073

>>15397063
Do you not know what prostate stimulation is?

>> No.15397079

>>15397063
People like stuff up their asses.
>>15397066
Like I said, Japan is dumb.

>> No.15397081

>>15397073
I know what it is, but I still think having a tongue up your asshole is disgusting.

>> No.15397085

>Have sex with maus
>She's having 10+ babies
What do?

>> No.15397088

>>15397050
There's a tendon on the topside of your dick attached to your pelvis that causes it to point up when erect (the same one they cut for penis lengthening surgery to give an extra inch or so). Like any tendon, it can be stretched over time until uselessness.

That's not to say it's a good idea, like the people that ream out their urethra so much with sounding, they don't shoot cum so much as dribble it .

>> No.15397089

>>15397081
Fair point from both perspectives.

>> No.15397092

>>15396986
>file deleted
What, was it Shrek or something? It couldn't be as bad as my attempt to draw a character.
>face is okay
>can't into wolfy/wild hair
>or braids
>horns looks odd
>can't into saucy smiles
Screamsexternally.webm

>> No.15397098
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15397098

Loli mermaids

>> No.15397104

>>15397092
It was just stick figures, I don't want to clog up the thread with my shit.

>> No.15397108

>>15397098
No! I want Ara Ara cake or milf mermaid queen!

>> No.15397110

>>15396972
AWAWAH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>> No.15397111

>>15397085
The only correct answer is family bonding through orgies.
http://i.imgur.com/XWwjeGz.jpg

>> No.15397117

>>15397108
Turn them into milfs yourself? It's not like you don't have time, with their blood you'll be eternally young, and it's not like they would refuse anything to their husband.

>> No.15397122

So I just got back from a balance test at the ENT.
One of the things they do for that is put a pair of goggles on you that blocks your vision, and then they stick a probe in your ear which then blows cold and hot air into your inner ear.
I was told to focus on something in my head to take my mind off of it. I didn't think much of it, but once it started I had to scramble to think of the most unerotic thing I could think of to stop from getting a boner. It made me wonder if Mindflayer tentacles felt something like that.

>> No.15397123

>>15397117
I am not a patient man

>> No.15397124
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Sexy squidgirl

>> No.15397126

>>15397123
They can help you with that.

>> No.15397134
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Mermaids are cute, CUTE!

>> No.15397135

>>15397124
Give the squid a kid! A squid kid! (or kid squid?)

>> No.15397141

I want a Himecut Koi fish mermaid!

>> No.15397143

>>15397122
Why don't you find out?

>> No.15397165

>>15397134
Indeed they are but like all monster girls out there, I have to ask if I could trust them and form a serious relationship based on strong romantic chemistry/ shared likes? Those two seem nice enough, but I'm hesitant to get to know them or even ask one out in a date due to innate suspension/fear.

>> No.15397169

>>15397165
>serious relationship based on strong romantic chemistry/ shared likes
They're very romantic, if you tell them something like that they may develop heart shaped pupils and never let you alone again, anon

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>>15397050

>> No.15397178

>>15397165
They're hopeless romantics and dream of nothing but finding their true love. Take that as you want.

>> No.15397180

>>15397176
Ehehehe

>> No.15397187

>>15397134
I want to be rescued by a mermaid after a failed suicide attempt!

>> No.15397188

I want pregnant monster girls!
Why are there no pregnant monster girls!?

>> No.15397190

>>15397135
Squid babbies.
40,000 of them.
And they all want hugs and upsies!

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Do we even talk about bee girls?

>> No.15397223

Would a monster girl motel owner peep on her guests

>> No.15397226

>>15397169
>>15397178
That's fine with me, so long as their serious about having a relationship with me and we have similar likes I think we'll get along very well. As for the heart pupils, Sounds cute but I have to know what she means by never being alone again? Does that mean she's never going to be alone because she found a guy who likes her and that she get's along with well; or does it mean I'm never alone sine she just wants to spend all day cuddling and partaking in our favorite actives together as our bonds grow stronger?

>> No.15397235

>>15397206
I've written a few Hornet greentexts if that counts.

>>15397223
There's a story about a Jorougumo running a motel who takes a liking to a guy. PTSD inducing rape ensues.

>> No.15397239

Do monster girls frequently breastfeed their children long past the age where it's necessary?

>> No.15397242

>>15397223
Of course.

>> No.15397244

Teach monster sisters to not rape their brother

>> No.15397246
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>>15397235
>I've written a few Hornet greentexts if that counts
Did you screencap them? I think they're seriously underrated.

>> No.15397256

>>15397223
>Gerald Foos, a married man and father of two who bought a twenty-one-room motel near Denver many years ago in order to become its resident voyeur. With the assistance of his wife, he cut rectangular holes measuring six by fourteen inches in the ceilings of more than a dozen rooms. Then he covered the openings with louvred aluminum screens that looked like ventilation grilles but were actually observation vents that allowed him, while he knelt in the attic, to see his guests in the rooms below. He watched them for decades, while keeping an exhaustive written record of what he saw and heard. Never once, during all those years, was he caught.

>> No.15397264

>>15397226
>Does that mean she's never going to be alone because she found a guy who likes her and that she get's along with well; or does it mean I'm never alone sine she just wants to spend all day cuddling and partaking in our favorite actives together as our bonds grow stronger?
Both

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>>15396711
Seeing Miia being asked for a lot in these threads kind of makes me wonder how many other EMG waifufags might be floating around in the thread.

>> No.15397271

>>15394205
>>15394220
As funny as that sounds it's horribly contrived for a smut exposition.

>>15395894
Him being pathetic was the point.

>> No.15397274

>>15396587
Big guys are best 4u.

>> No.15397284

I like completely average monsters

>> No.15397286

>>15397284
Such as?

>> No.15397289

>>15397264
Sounds good to me, I get a cute mermaid lover to do things with and who truly loves me, this is a good day. We can float on the water's surface and just go stargazing, watch shows and movies together, and even snuggle with each other as she sings heartfelt love songs all about how she truly feels about me.

>> No.15397293

>>15397244
It isn't rape if they kiss!

>> No.15397295

>>15397289
If a mermaid could read you right now she would get wet, and I'm not talking about water.

>> No.15397297

>>15397246
Someone else may have, I've seen a few caps of my shitty greentexts floating around before.
One was about a guy stuck working in a department where his only coworkers were a group of Hornets and another was about a guy moving into an apartment building that some Hornets had decided was their "hive" and subsequently accepting him as a member of said hive.

>> No.15397298

>>15397293
but they shouldn't be kissing

>> No.15397300

>>15397176
This was exactly what I needed right now, thank you.

>> No.15397308

>>15397244
>>15397298
Wrong

>> No.15397309

>>15397111
10 daughterus is a lot of daughterus.

>> No.15397320

What happens if you go to a haunted manor and ask for a cup of sugar

>> No.15397321

>>15397111
>all those tiny kitties with tails in the air
Too cute.

>> No.15397323

>>15397298
Of course they should, they're brother and sister after all. How is the sister gonna keep all those thirsty sluts at school off of her beloved brother without marking him properly?

>> No.15397326

>>15397323
But he might have someone he has a crush on in his class

>> No.15397327

>>15397206
Well what do you want to talk about?
How her honey tastes?
How She gives amazing hand jobs with 2 pairs of them?
How she becomes a fat sedentary 24/7 baby dumping machine after sex?

>> No.15397331

>>15397327
Can you call a bee your honey

>> No.15397332

>>15397327
>fat
No

>> No.15397334

>>15397327
>Marrying a hive bee
>Not marrying a superior mason bee

You have only yourself to blame. You could even have had a waifu in metallic blue or green.

>> No.15397345

>>15396370
Drinking, thinking about stupid story ideas I'll probably never write because I just can't get gud, watching my dog get more and more lethargic, thinking that she's going to die soon when I've known her for the better part of a decade since she was 3 months old.

>> No.15397353

>>15397327
Gonna pin her cheeks and call her my cute queen, even with the baby weight

>> No.15397359

>>15397353
*pinch

>> No.15397363

>>15397295
That's very surprising I didn't think I would make her that happy, I'm quite flattered by that actually. Maybe as we gaze at the stars we could talk about life and other random facts.Eventually it could lead into us talking about our past and how things have come since. maybe end it by having our first kiss and more, with only the stars to witness it and our passion allowing us to express our love without having to exchange words.

>> No.15397368

>>15397320
Expect to see a hand asking for some toilet paper

>> No.15397373

>>15397326
Of course not, otouto has only ever had eyes for his sister.

>> No.15397379
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Bees are hard working and down-to-earth! Ask one if you can try her honey!

>> No.15397383

>>15397363
You're the wet dream of not only mermaids, but any vanilla monstergirl out there.

>> No.15397394

>>15397368
Well no point not giving that hand what it asks for, Nice family those neighbors are

>> No.15397398

>>15397379
Is she trying to honey pot me?

>> No.15397409

>>15397373
But he hangs out with that Monoeye across the street

>> No.15397419

>>15397206
>>15397379
No bee fanfictions to be found. Am I wrong, or can you guys help me plan a one-shot to publish on Fanfiction or TFT or something?

Also does this thread like greentext dumps, or not?

Inb4 I'm an obvious newfag to jp

>> No.15397426

>>15397383
>A monster girl will never wake up soaked in love juices because you were in her dream.

>> No.15397427

Revised idea:

Poltergeists are slimes with the powers of an esper and the ability to change their own physical composition. They feed primarily on the intense feelings of humans, but can also draw sustenance from human semen like other slimes. Poltergeists mostly wander between scenes of intense human emotion, and sometimes even appear before the events happen due to their psychic nature. As poltergeists age, they have a chance to settle down in one area in order to turn it into their "playground". This can result in "haunted" forests and buildings. The longer a poltergeist stays in one area, the more their body grows and diffuses into the environment, granting them more control over everything in it. Poltergeists spend most of their life being passive, but will intervene when a situation can easily be made more "interesting".

The behavior of poltergeists frequently causes them to be mistaken for ghosts, demons, nature spirits, evil spirits, and sometimes even angels.

>> No.15397432

>>15397383
That actually is really sweet of them to say, especially since most of my favorite monster girls tend to be of the vanilla kind. Vanilla monster girls are great because they don't need any special abilities and magic to get you to be their boyfriend, they do it by getting to know you and using their personality to get along with you. No matter if it's mermaid, succubus, cat girls, or alraunes all are wonderful and lovely girls. That's why I'm flattered by my mermaid lover saying how happy I make her feel, because our connections is on a deep emotional level as well as a strong physical level.

>> No.15397448

>>15397353
That's a lot of baby fat though anon, because she's producing like 5 a day!

>> No.15397456

>>15397448
Still a cutie.
Gonna cuddle the queen.

May even try to dance with her like we used to

>> No.15397461

>>15397398
No you are honey dicking her

>> No.15397462

>>15397419
Look anon, I get you're new and all, but don't for a second think that we don't detest TFT. And fanfiction is just irrelevant.

Just throw your stuff together on pastebin or wordpress or wherever.

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Lewd catgirl is lewd.

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>>15397419
Some people complain about just about everything in this thread, some things justified, other things complete nonsense.
So whatever you do, somoene is not going to be happy with it and there really isnt anything you can do to please them.

So go ahead and post a greentext story in here if you wish, keep in mind that a row of 15 posts of greentext is obviously not going to be appreciated.
Be sure to pastebin stories if they are any decent afterwards. For particulary long and proper stories, the best idea would be to post an introduction here with a link to the pastebin.

Enjoy your stay anon.

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>>15397462
>But don't for a second think we don't detest TFT
Outside of the existence of Aftyn, Bob, Sukiru Ikeda, Shoggocks and maybe by some stretch of the limb .less I really don't have a problem with it.

I mean yeah, none of the stories are really anything to write home about on there but at least LDR, Thunderbrother, and RS post there as well if I can't be assed to look at pastebin.

Just my personal opinion, mind.

>> No.15397492

>>15397471
Mind as well lick places she can't reach. Gotta keep the pets clean, right?

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Which one and why?

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DIE MONSTER. YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>> No.15397505

>>15397496
Scylla for full-body multi-arm cuddling.

>> No.15397511

>>15397496
Tough call... Doll looks pretty lovely, but dragon looks nice and wholesome.

I'd go for ghost, but I've seen her spooky face.

>> No.15397512

>>15397484
Could you really not do the "TFT dindu nuffin. They just host content." bullshit right now? You're just going to confuse the newfag. And you know there's much worse than any of the old IRC shitbirds there.

>Listen to my story about a guy who goes to a bar and gets raped up the ass by a bunch by futa monsters. I based it on a fantasy I had about a bunch of rednecks raping me in a bar in my hometown.
Remember that? Just one of a whole laundry list of that sort of stuff.

>> No.15397513

>>15397496
First one because lizards.

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>>15397500
Seriously, those Belmonts need to either get a hobby or get laid. Being that obsessed with vampires isn't healthy. I'm sure some would even be willing to help them!

>> No.15397519

>>15397515
One of them did, and they retconned it.

>> No.15397523

>>15397512
I never said they dindu nuffin, but good job putting words in my mouth. I'm just saying if you want to use TFT, Pastebin, whatever the fuck do whatever. There's just no pleasing anybody here anyway.

I only go onto TFT for LDR anyway

>> No.15397530

>>15397523
"dindu nuffin"
"shitlords"

This is /jp/, not /pol/, in case you forgot. Surprised you didn't drop a few cucks in there too.

>> No.15397532

>>15397523
You're making it sound like the heat on TFT is unwarrented and that it's just as good a choice as any other. That's plain misinformation.

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>>15397496
Centaur. The preppy and proper-looking girls are always the freaks in bed. I bet she has a fantasy for some guy to use a riding crop on her.

>> No.15397535

>>15397532
If you're really letting a website that has nothing to do with this place outside of a few despot shitposters putting stories on there ruin your day then you may need to have some chamomile tea.

>> No.15397538

>>15397496
Once a snake-girl lover, always a snake-girl lover.

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>>15397515
>get laid
How do you think we have kids ya dumb broad?

>> No.15397544

>>15397532
Why is it warranted again?

>> No.15397550

>>15397515
they would just date dhampirs or some powerful vampires would hunt them down for bragging rights

>> No.15397551

>>15397530
>Bringing up /pol/ out of nowhere
Not even him but you know when you do this every thread it loses its kick right?

>> No.15397554

I want a bunch of bees to hug me

>> No.15397555

>>15397535
If you're really shilling a place with a bad reputation as fine because of no reason but "somebody will be upset anyway" then you need your head checked.

There's a big difference between one angry shitposter and the whole thread turning on you. Which is exactly what would happen if you baited the new guy into it, and you know it.

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>>15397246
Dat abdomen

>> No.15397560

>>15397551
You're right, "dindu nuffin" and "shitlords" are frequently used /jp/ parlance. My bad.

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>>15397541
Sex one time to have a kid isn't getting laid. Let off some stress once in a while. find a cute vampire and get between her legs instead of trying to whip her.

Or maybe do whip her. Who knows, some vampires might be into that.

>> No.15397574

>>15397544
Besides the fact its userbase is only one step above the cancer that is the MGE wiki? It's sole purpose is to be a circlejerk where anything (including furries) are allowed. They claim they "just host content," when in reality there's literally no reason to use the site over imgur, pastebin, etc. They act like they're some sort of elite club and that everyone should use their site. Add in the fact they literally can't stop shilling their site and you get the sum of why they're not welcome around here.

>> No.15397575

>>15397496
Tentacle chan and I need someone to wash the dishes for me.

>> No.15397583

>>15397572
Does the Countess need a glass to hold that blood? It's spilling out of her hand.

I'll fetch one right away.

>> No.15397584

Which monster would make a nice roommate and would not end up raping you in the middle of the night

>> No.15397585

>>15397555
Except I'm not shilling it. It's a website used to host content by a bunch of despots. I mean, shit. I've seen worse websites used to host content and outside of actually saying anything nobody would know.

>>15397574
>Furries
Who are they so I can avoid their shit?

>> No.15397589

>>15397572
But I don't want to have sex I want to kill vampires!

>> No.15397593

>>15397544
The usual.

Originally colonized by the most hated people from here who used to just troll and burn down everything for fun.
Aggressively shilled by those same people for the first year or so of its life.
Has absolutely no content control so everything runs the gamut from bestiality and monsterboys to unbirth, inflation and worse. That's the majority of the user base.
Yet despite all that, you still get the occasional dumbass acting like there's supposed to be any separation between that and the one or two decent writers that shacked up there.

>> No.15397597

>>15397584
Any that already likes someone.

>> No.15397600

>>15397597
That is perfect

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>>15397584
Holst might make a decent roommate. Just keep her properly milked and she won't give into her instincts. Be sure to establish that you milking her is completely platonic and for the sake of her health, not a sexual action.

>> No.15397615

>>15397574
I mean why is it *really* warranted; not just a list of buzzwords like "cancer" "circlejerk" "elite club" "shilling". It's like the talking points of le meme reasons to hate it.

I think it's clear you're just making things up, given things like "furry content" (the few times I've seen the site, literally have seen none) and "elite club/circlejerking" (again, have seen nothing to this end in the thread).

>> No.15397618

>>15397585
Except everyone here does know. The only people who are even sort of tolerated for it here are the ones who earned their reputations here first and after they opened a TFT, still posted the same stuff here as pastebin.

A new guy has no chance in hell of doing that. If he posts his first thing as a TFT link and he'll get run out of here on a rail. You know this. You can't be that dense.

So why would you wish that on him just to make an irrational point about how a userbase of a website shouldn't define it? It's not even a valid point, because you're only other comparisons are generic everything file hosters and not something as super specific as monstergirl story host.

>> No.15397620

>>15397584
Unicorn or a Titania.

>> No.15397622

>>15397584
vampire

>>15397572
what if she likes being whipped

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>>15397597
>Bring in a monstergirl roommate
>She already has a boyfriend
>Get kept up at all hours with loud sex
>Her scent clings to you and everything in the apartment
>All alone because everyone thinks you're getting her ass every night
Good job, anon. You've condemned yourself to eternal loneliness.

>> No.15397628

>>15397615
>It's all just buzzwords!

2/10, here's your (you)

>> No.15397635

>>15397584
Kobold, monoeye

>>15397622
>what if she likes being whipped
Then she's shit.

>> No.15397636

>>15397615
Not even him but somebody should start posting some of the shoutbox screens. It's all anybody needs to see.

>> No.15397638

>>15397622
Read the last line, dingus.

>> No.15397640

>>15397618
I'm pretty sure with how much people tend to bitch about a lack of writers and OC it wouldn't matter where it came from.

>> No.15397646

>>15397635
I need a shog to be my keyboard so I don't make mistakes like this

>> No.15397648

>>15397626
Maybe she'll introduce you to one of her friends?

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>I've been watching you sleep for over an hour now.
>Do you know that you stop breathing every so often when you’re asleep?
>It would have been interesting if you stopped one of those times, and then never started again.

>> No.15397656

>>15397640
If you really think that, you are that dense and stupid. Or new. Or blatantly trolling.

Not much point in replying to you anymore in any of those cases.

>> No.15397658

>>15397628
Nah, see, this is more of a good answer. >>15397618

He gives the reasoning behind his point in a relatively objective way, and not using a whole litany of buzzwords.

The issue with buzzwords is that they've been used to death so have lost most of their meaning; anons have called everything from sports teams to politicians "cancer", and thrown out "shilling" about almost every possible topic someone mentions liking. So if you use them in great volume, I (and others) literally can't tell if you're just smacktalking for its own sake or actually have valid reasons behind your arguments.

>> No.15397663

>>15397640
>with how much people tend to bitch about a lack of writers and OC
Do we? I surely don't.

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>>15397655
I wish my Lich roommate wasn't so spooky.

>> No.15397683

>>15397655
Liches have some misandrous fetishes.

>> No.15397684

>>15397618
What I'm gathering here is that it's best to just make a pastebin, post the link here (or if it's short enough, post the whole thing), and wait for people here to tell me to kill myself because it's so bad.

I probably shouldn't even try. But if I take the wrong pills and get enough focus to try something, do you have any suggestions for a honeybee one-shit?

>> No.15397685

>>15397584
A submissive or meek one. She'd just wear increasingly risque clothing when you're alone with her to try to get you interested.

>> No.15397688

>>15397673
Aren't Liches one of the least spooky undead?

>> No.15397689

>>15397655
Time to find a new roommate

>> No.15397690

>>15397684
Do whatever makes your dick hard and don't pander.

>> No.15397693

>>15397684
>and wait for people here to tell me to kill myself because it's so bad
As wrong as you don't include any shit fetish I can assure you people won't tell you anything bad.

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>>15397584
An Alice would be patiently waiting for you to rape her instead.

>> No.15397706

>>15397584
Kobold.

Kobolds are too nice and loyal to rape you, they'll just do their best to act all cute and sexy for you and give you puppy-dog eyes so that you do it yourself. Kobolds are the best!

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>>15397696
Actually, by that standard, wouldn't a Dormouse be better? Literally cannot rape you at night since there's no way she'd be awake at night. Alices can at least sneak into beds and whatnot.

>> No.15397710

>>15397658
Honestly though, TFT has been legitimately shilled here historically, especially when it first started up, enough to make people mean as hell about it to this day.

Also, people going "The past is past. We're still not sorry for anything we ever did but you're a jerk for holding grudges" is no way to fix bad blood either. It's the old pretend nothing was ever wrong gambit. That's why people do always summarize that behavior quite accurately as dindu nuffin when talking about defense of the place.

>> No.15397712

>>15397655
But my door is locked how did she get in to watch me sleep

>> No.15397716

>>15397693
As long*

>> No.15397718

>>15397708
I would be more tempted by her fat, jiggling mouse butt.

>> No.15397720

>>15397712
She broke in.

>> No.15397725

>>15397688
Just because they don't look spooky doesn't mean they can't spook

>> No.15397727

>>15397712
Probably noclipped in with magic.

>> No.15397728

>>15397720
I think anon should call the police

>> No.15397729

>>15397710
>Also, people going "The past is past. We're still not sorry for anything we ever did but you're a jerk for holding grudges"

Eh, I wouldn't say that's a fair assertion. The hate here has kind of snowballed to the point I wouldn't see TFT being accepted here even if LDR/bob livestreemed bowing in apology. So /mgt/ isn't really much better in terms of grudge-holding than TFT, though in all fairness I don't even know to what extent they grudgehold since I don't visit their chat/site.

>> No.15397730

>>15397708
Dormice have that crazy 'YOU MUST RAPE ME NOW, HUMAN' aura though, that's not platonic at all.

>> No.15397733

>>15397684
What you should gather is that people like cutesy stuff or adventury stuff posted here or on pastebin. Everyone is really quite encouraging most of the time, but there are always those bitter betties who don't like that they can't push one of their unwelcome fetishes here like futa or weight gain that makes them act like the whole thread is angry for no reason.

Sometimes the thread gets angry, real goddamn angry. But there is always a reason, and usually a good one.

Just write what you like and feel the place out over time. There's only like seven major things that cause this place to go thermonuclear.

>> No.15397734

>>15397710
Except I've legitimately contemplated just exiling myself from monstergirls because of my association to both the thread and TFT. It'd be better to die a man than live as a faggot.

>> No.15397742

>>15397728
He should just go back to sleep. He wouldn't be able to make it to the phone anyway.

>> No.15397744

>>15397734
It's comfy anon, at least exiling yourself from writefagging is. Then you can come back as someone else.

>> No.15397752

>>15397734
But you've just outed yourself as a faggot, now you have no choice but to suffer here for an eternity.

>> No.15397760

>>15397655

Well, either time to follow >>15397689 's plan, or drink enough coffee to give up sleeping.
Until the hallucinations/other sleep deprivation symptoms show up, at least.

>> No.15397762

>>15397742
But what if he doesn't wake up?

>> No.15397763
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Shortstack butt

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>>15397727
HAX!

>> No.15397768

>>15397729
It's really not much of grudge. Just more that we don't want anything to do with them. Not like we go over there and bother them. The opposite is not always true. Though how much of that is contrarians and trolls vs legitimate faggotry is difficult to tell.

>> No.15397772

Does the alice amnesia thing apply to kisses? How lewd does an action have to be to trigger it?

>> No.15397778

>>15397762
She can just revive him when she's done.

>> No.15397779

>>15397772
The amnesia thing is retarded.

>> No.15397786

>>15397655
That is kinda cute in a morbid way

>> No.15397788

>>15397778
He should probably drink a lot of coffee and stare at her all night

>> No.15397789

>>15397779
I think KC said their amnesia gets removed and they become fertile permanently if they ever visit Wonderland.

>> No.15397794

>>15397788
Then she wouldn't be able to do her tests.

>> No.15397795

Tsuntsun kobolds!

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>>15397763
Short, compact and easy to carry around.

>> No.15397802

>>15397655
Oh hey, I think about that every night before I go to sleep. Wouldn't it be neat if that happened, then I'd be free.

>> No.15397805

>>15397795
Deredere onis!

>> No.15397807

>>15397798
>More than one men
Nope

>> No.15397808
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>>15397794
>Thinking that Lich-tan wouldn't be prepared for all variables
What kind of scientist do you take her for?

>> No.15397810

>>15397795
Deredere Kobolds!

>> No.15397813

>>15397763
Shortstack milk.
http://i.imgur.com/JLCZ78O.jpg

>> No.15397815

>>15397794
I don't think anon likes these tests, being dead must not be very comfortable. His roommate is such a creep

>> No.15397821

>>15397808
But the subject must be unaware for the tests!

>>15397815
But he'll only be dead do a little while.

>> No.15397830

>>15397655
Is she just going to watch me every time I sleep?

>> No.15397836

>>15397830
Yes.

>> No.15397838

Is alice milk the rarest type of monster milk?

>> No.15397843

>>15397838
Yes but you can never remember what it tasted like

>> No.15397845

>>15397838
>Milk from a prepubescent washboard
If only for the fact that it probably doesn't exist, yes.

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>>15397500
Monsters should be purified

>> No.15397850

>>15397836
I guess I better give her a note pad to record her observations

>> No.15397851

>>15397763
She looks kinda broken desu

>> No.15397852

What would living in an apartment building full of spooky girls be like?

>> No.15397856

>>15397849
hhhh

>> No.15397858

>>15397845
Alice are eternal lolis anon, they get pregnant witht that body and breast milk appear with that body.

>> No.15397859

>>15397849
What happens to purified Hellhounds do they become heaven hounds

>> No.15397860

>>15397845
Alices can grow up if you take them back to Wonderland. Then they also remember instead of forget, and well, become basically vanilla succubutt.

>> No.15397862

>>15397805
That's something I can get behind, especially if her speech patterns are gruff still.

>>15397810
Also nice

>> No.15397861

>>15397852
spooky

>> No.15397863

>>15397744
p sure my shitty writing style is unmistakable.

>> No.15397864

>>15397858
I bet it tastes like LCD.

>> No.15397865
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>"You wished to summon the perfect Onee-san, correct?"

>> No.15397866

>>15397851
Broken?

>> No.15397867

>>15397852
Enjoy ghosts flying through your walls with not a care in the world

>> No.15397868

>>15397864
But LSD is tasteless, anon. That was in the original design specs.

>> No.15397869

>>15397860
>can grow up
No, they don't
They just cure their amnesia and become fertile

>> No.15397875

>>15397865
Yes, where is my Titania / Kraken onee-san?

>> No.15397876

>>15397865
No, I asked for a pizza

>> No.15397877

>>15397865
Get out of here you dumb blueberry

>> No.15397878

>>15397863
I was absolutely positive that people would notice as soon as I posted something, but nobody said anything.

>> No.15397879

>>15397868
Well, I've never really researched that stuff. My mistake.

>> No.15397880

>>15397866
No torso, spine etc

>> No.15397881

>>15397859
They turn into gentle frosthounds and tone down the rape

>> No.15397882

>>15397868
No anon he wants it to taste like liquid crystal display so he can drink a tv

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>>15397867
But how would you get the little pesks out?

>> No.15397885

>>15397867
>Trying to fap in the bathroom
>Ghost floats through the wall and notices
>"Hey, anons squeezing one out!"
>All the ghosts are in the bathroom, watching you with your dick in hand
>All urge you to continue anyways
>Such is life

>> No.15397886

>>15397881
So they turn into shit.

>> No.15397887

Stop posting so many fucking notices dA, I want commission replies not paid membership sales

>> No.15397891

>>15397887
But anon, you CARE about giving the jewnukis shekels, don't you? Just be a good goyim and pay up.

>> No.15397894

>>15397884
You tell them to shoo or you will report them to the Wight landlord

>> No.15397897

>>15397887
Anything specific you're waiting for?

>> No.15397898

>>15397891
>giving the jewnukis shekels
>ever
Stop being good boyim

>> No.15397899

>>15397891
I want the tanukis to stop giving me a few seconds of hope, they'll never get my shekels

>> No.15397900

>>15397894
>she kicks them all out so she can watch you alone and undisturbed

>> No.15397903

>>15397885
If you can get your dick back in your pants you could turn it into the Ghost who cried dick and never be bothered

>> No.15397907

>>15397900
Oh yeah she has the extra set of keys to the door. I don't think the lease said anything about having her watch

>> No.15397908

>>15397899
Why did that make me imagine something like a lucky charm's commercial, with anon as the leprechaun and tanuki as the kids?

>> No.15397910

>>15397887
I know that feeling.

>> No.15397915

>>15397897
I think Phanaxial and butter are the last dA commissions I have, all the rest are through email

I got one of Phan's 13 requests back in April but he appears dead, and butter took my request after he announced his hiatus

>> No.15397942

>>15397900
But then who am I supposed to report her to for sexual harassment? I need to stay pure for my vampire neighbor!

>> No.15397947

>>15397878
I'd still not take the risk of publishing anything after nearly a year of inactivity given how I've mistreated people in the thread over and over like a middle-aged housewife stuck in an unsatisfying marriage to a guido.

>> No.15397950

Do sabbath lolis need to be handled gently by their onii-chans, or are they just shrunken down sluts?

>> No.15397951

>>15397942
Invite her over with the Wight

>> No.15397966

>>15397950
Depends on the individual.

>> No.15397969

>>15397942
>tfw you try to stay as pure as possible for your special one but monstergirls keep trying to rape and seduce you

>> No.15397973

>>15397969
Just give up

>> No.15397975

>>15397915
What girl are you getting commissions of?

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>>15397973
I wonder who's behind this post

>> No.15397986

>>15397969
I'm pretty sure they can do something about that in Eros temples.

>> No.15397988

I want a faceless Tanuki to rape me

>> No.15397991

>>15397975
cute yetis

>> No.15397992

>>15397950
Don't they have everloli species, actual young monsters, young everloli species and lolified normally growing monsters? That's a lot of variance.

>> No.15397993

>>15397966
This thread is for sweeping generalizations, your kind are not welcome here.

>> No.15397996

>>15397980
a succubus in tracksuit would be nice

>> No.15398001

>>15397988
Slut.

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>>15397951
I don't think they'd get along. Especially since the vamp wears nothing but a sweatshirt and sometimes pants when she visits

>> No.15398005

>>15397991
>yeti
The world always needs more Yetis, good man.

>> No.15398009

>>15398004
Then invite her over before the Wight gets there

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need more echidna thingss

>> No.15398017

>>15398012
What about infertile echinda

>> No.15398030

>>15398012
I hope she will be redrawn. Her profile pic looks like shit desu

>> No.15398038

>>15398012
more like need more pics of merse with her hair down. or that snake ritual thing

speaking of echidnas, did seafoam do a 5th chap to mother of monsters?

>> No.15398040

>>15397655
Thanks for letting me know! Sleep apnea is a real health problem and most people aren't even aware they have it.

>> No.15398043

>>15398017
What about a fat lilim?
Or flat holst?

>> No.15398047

>>15398043
Do flat holsts even have milk or are they failures

>> No.15398049

>>15398043
I'll take the Lilim. Her having a weight problem is nothing to the fact that she's a princess.

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15398050

This is your childhood friend.

>> No.15398051

>>15398038
He hasn't written anything in months.

>> No.15398053

>>15398050
no

>>