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>accidentally spill my last beer
>quickly get down on the carpet and bite down on the little strands of fabric and suck with the force of 1000 vacuum cleaners
>notice my mom is watching me across the hall
>she starts crying

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>> No.15388444

carpets are so fucking filthy
that's disgusting

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>>15388432
>When crushing reality hits too close to home.

>> No.15388691

>spill last bit of vodka across the desk
>quickly rund downstairs and grab a cloth to soak it up with
>wring soaked cloth out into mouth
>it tastes of dishwater
I am quot my life.

>> No.15388708

>>15388445
i would quote the hell out of sanae if you know what i mean.

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